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The Trans-Baikal Academy is operating. A farcical sketch. - March 12, 2024

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    MMMCDLX. The Trans-Baikal Academy is operating. A farcical sketch. - March 12, 2024.

  The Trans-Baikal Academy is operating. A farcical sketch.
  
  
  The President of the Trans-Baikal Academy, Candidate of Philosophy, Doctor of Finance, professor of military strategy entered the large office-room.
  
  - Have a seat!
  
  The President of the TBA sat down on an upholstered chair.
  
  - What is situation with design of new flying machines?
  
  - We have connected with smart guys from Hong Kong. We sent there three sacks and five big sportage bags.
  
  - It's good! Double the range and triple the maneuverability. It's necessary! The situation is complicated... What about the airspace control devices?
  
  - The work is being carried out in the most active way. We put our man in the office-room of the head of the faculty at the Mikhailovsky Institute. He gets information there and informs us.
  
  - Increase efficiency tenfold!
  
  - It will be done!
  
  - Youth need to be prepared for research and design activity!
  
  - The boys and girls join the Sixers Movement and listen to online lectures on proper behavior.
  
  - Okay...
  
  (A rustle of papers taken out of the folder).
  
  - And the projects "Buzina" and "Claw" - what is the level of their readiness?
  
  - Our guys do a hundred abdominal exercises in one minute. We plan, after a week, to do two hundred and fifty.
  
  - Explain the importance of the tasks!
  
  - It will be done!
  
  - What are your suggestions for speeding up the work?
  
  - We have a smart person - he did a good job when changing the owners of the supermarket, he bankrupted a large corporation, covered up a buddy who stole a batch of computers. Is it possible to give him the rank of Quartermaster General? All tasks will be solved faster.
  
  - I'll give the necessary order. I wish you success!
  
  - All orders will be fulfilled. Our application has been in the finance department for a week now, and the money has not yet been transferred to us.
  
  - I'll check it out.
  
  The President of the TBA left the large office-room. He don't need to show a pass at the exit of the building: everyone already know him.
  
  When he came out into the open air, he raised his head.
  
  - Z-z-z-... Zh-zh-... Bang-bang.. Bum...!!!
  
  "The guys are working!"
  
  
  March 12, 2024 10:44
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: March 12, 2024 11:21
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский " Забайкальская Академия работает. Фарсовый скетч ".
  
  
  {3489. Забайкальская Академия работает. Фарсовый скетч. - 12 марта 2024 г.
  MMMCDLX. The Trans-Baikal Academy is operating. A farcical sketch. - March 12, 2024.
  
  Vladimir Zalessky Internet-bibliotheca. Интернет-библиотека Владимира Залесского. }
  
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