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The Sketch about the great employment

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    The Sketch about the great employment

  The Sketch about the great employment
  
  
  To one well-known journalist, female, arrived a phone call from a girlfriend:
  
  - Listen, here from one country, known for oil and gas revenues, a strong noise is heard.
  
  - I'm really busy right now. The situation is tense.
  
  - They kind of invite you to job.
  
  - How many money they offer?
  
  - About a sum somehow the speech doesn't go ...
  
  - What the invitation is this?..
  
  - At them it is so accepted.
  
  - For the sake of what to me to pay attention to it? To spend time for negotiations, and then to get out of all this situation with a headache?
  
  - But they can offer your a big money. You can't guess them. Depends on their mood.
  
  - What means "big"? 100 million dollars a month?
  
  - I wouldn't contact them for a hundred million dollars a month. But if they offered 100 billion dollars a month, I would agree. I'd work one day or less and then would leave.
  
  "This situation needs to be approached creatively," - the well - known journalist thought.
  
  She looked through the phone book and after 10 minutes dialed the number of the famous football coach:
  
  - Hello, signor. You're the expert ... I have a job offer. But the amount has not yet been named. What do you recommend?
  
  ...
  
  - But I'm not in construction!
  
  ...
  
  - I don't have a penchant for construction!
  
  ...
  
  - To offer a TV show "Miniature woman is building a big stadium"?
  
  ...
  
  - Your advice: "To combine a TV show with a construction and to demand 100 billion dollars a month, with coefficient 1,5". Thanks!
  
  At the journalist the head has ached.
  
  "I haven't started negotiations yet, and I have a headache." Suddenly the headache went away and the mood improved:
  
  "When I will act on television in the native land again, I will play a sketch "As I was invited to work"". "But if the audience will complain about a hint? If some of the audience or the management of the broadcaster will think that I hint to the "black" money!"
  
  I will go I will be engaged in aerobics! Couple of hours!
  
  The journalist has gone to the gym.
  
  
  October 28, 2018 11:00
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: October 28, 2018 11:37.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Скетч о выгодном трудоустройстве".
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