Аннотация: The most loyal story of January 2021 and the Trans-Baikal literary prize on Kosti-NF. A story.
The most loyal story of January 2021 and the Trans-Baikal literary prize on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund, second deputy general director of the Kosti-NF radio station, received an information note from the radio station's culture department about significant cultural works that appeared today, January 31, 2021.
(Mr. Wintertund turned on the electric kettle).
Today, more than ever, energetic, timely, loyal works are needed, bringing peace to the agitated masses.
It turns out that such a work has appeared. It was the story by a very loyal province inhabitant.
Between the lines of this story, any reader could see the call not to go to banned actions, but to read the complete collection of Voltaire's works in French.
With a subtle instinct, Mr. Wintertund felt the possibility of a literary prize.
Quite recently, distinguished guests from Transbaikalia came to the radio station. There the rivers overflowed banks, there was a flood. So, a large federal money passed through this Trans-Baikal territory. And the local Trans-Baikal authorities decided to establish a literary prize with a cash part of 25 thousand rubles, with the laureate's sign of one and a half kilograms of gilded silver with local Trans-Baikal gems.
Given the originality of the sign, it could be sold at auction for a large sum in foreign currency.
However, as in any process, the awarding process required a broker - a person who would connect the disconnected threads and will lead everyone to a positive (for everyone) result.
An indication in an information note of a relevant, timely literary work, which softly recommended not to go to a banned event, but to read the complete collected works by Voltaire in French, gave Mr. Wintertund an excellent opportunity to seize the initiative in the matter of awarding, run ahead of everyone and perform himself as a skillfull broker-leader. This broker will have at his disposal one and a half kilograms of silver (with gems), which will take the form of a jewelry (the badge of honor of the award winner).
Mr. Pavel Barefoot was the best specialist in the literary prizes. Mr. Wintertund hoped in a conversation with Mr. Barefoot to introduce himself as the initiator, the leader of an important project. It was intention to take Barefoot into his allies-assistants and to receive useful advice on minor organizational issues from Barefoot.
A business and a benefit will be for everyone! And for Mr. Wintertund (he is the main broker), and for Barefoot (Barefoot is on a second line, but he is an important participant in the game), and for the radio station Kosti-NF. The radio station will provide coverage of the entire process: nomination, consideration of candidates, determination of the winner, presentation of a sum of money and a commemorative sign!
However, the phone of Mr. Barefoot, oddly enough, did not answer.
Mr. Wintertund thought for a moment. Need to forging iron, when iron is hot! When will Barefoot respond?
Whom to contact, to whom to call, if not to Barefoot?
At that moment, suddenly a call came to Mr. Wintertund's cell phone from the number of the film producer Mr. Candy-Sweetsky.
After exchanging greetings, Mr. Candy-Sweetsky began a long story about the many awards he had received throughout his life (in general), and about the huge number of awards received by the film "Dear Losers!" (The film was shown abroad under the title 'Dear thimbleriggers!' - this is how local figures recommended to ensure Western political correctness - now there is a lot of talk about "useful idiots").
'Dear Losers!' are nominated for Uscarios ...
Mr. Wintertund pondered whether there was any point in discussing with Mr. Candy-Sweetsky the question of awarding with the Trans-Baikal literary prize the most loyal story of January 2021.
However, Mr. Candy-Sweetsky cleverly switched from the theme of Uscarios, his own achievements and films on the theme of nominating Russial films for the government's cultural prize.
It turned out that the film "Elusives" was nominated for the prize in the amount of 1,000,000 (one million) rubles. And after "The Elusives" - the film "The Elusives, again!" - for the one more prize of one million rubles.
In general, from the long speeches of Mr. Candy-Sweetsky it followed that he, Mr. Candy-Sweetsky, was the main broker in the matter of receiving awards in the field of culture - both at the international, federal and regional levels.
If to consider this guess to be correct, then it should be admitted that Mr. Candy-Sweetsky should take the position of the chief broker, and Mr. Wintertund will be as a actor of second line near him. In this situation, Mr. Barefoot is in the third plan.
Mr. Wintertund's mood began to decline, and the energetic attitude towards the activity around the Trans-Baikal literary prize began to disappear.
Why not build a home harbor after the bridge - especially since it is not for someone, but for native Mom! In order to receiving large surface ships and submarines! But what has the radio station Kosti-NF to do with it?
"Dear losers!" - the case is less large-scale, but the financial efficiency (for the Kosti-NF radio station) is much higher in this case ...
Mr. Wintertund politely expressed to Mr. Candy-Sweetsky his confidence in winning by "Dear Losers!" the Uscarios prize (in that project, an important oligarch - who is pushing the case - was appointed to help Mr. Candy-Sweetsky), wished every success and expressed confidence in the benefits of cooperation.
Mr. Candy-Sweetsky asked to prepare material about his wife's work in one of the theaters in Belarus ...
'He is preparing a remake of his film. Now there will be an updated storyline. The plot will be based on the Belarusian material. Elections in August 2020, a non-significant member of the grassroots election commission, her father is a participant in the 1860 uprising, has awards. A mass work with batons. The main heroine's running around Minsk with a KGB officer. The heroine's father in historical attire and with old awards; says with anger: "There is no truth on Okrestino!" etc. etc. Then again along a circle - to collect a prizes ... "
After the end of the telephone conversation with Mr. Candy-Sweetsky, Mr. Wintertund called the head of the reporting department of his native radio station and instructed to prepare material about the wife of Mr. Candy-Sweetsky ... After a moment's hesitation, Mr. Wintertund added that it is also possible to mention an outstanding story in terms of loyalty - the most loyal story of January 2021 - that correctly directs young people and older people to read Voltaire, and not to participate in banned public actions.
There was a sudden pause in the receiver.
- Hello! Hello! - Mr. Wintertund addressed the phone several times.
Finally, the voice of the deputy head of the department was heard on the phone.
Unexpected and unpleasant news! The head of the department suddenly lost the ability of his jaw to move (a jaw stopped moving) and caught his throat (the ability to pronounce words was lost). An ambulance has already been called.
On the issue of awarding the most loyal story of January 2021, it's useful to receive the consultation from the spirits. Such way of behaviour Siberian shamans recommend! How not to freeze out own ears during a strong blizzard.
Mr. Wintertund decided not to rush both with brokerage around the Trans-Baikal literary prize, with maneuvering around the most loyal story of January 2021, and to give events the opportunity to go their own way.
Let's see what Mr. Barefoot will say ...
The electric kettle is boiling.
Mr. Wintertund began to prepare delicious, aromatic tea.
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January 31, 2021 18:37
Translation from Russian into English: February 1, 2021 01:11.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Самый лояльный рассказ января 2021 года и забайкальская литературная премия на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.