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The Fairy Tale of a working meeting of conspiracy theorists on December 30, 2018 concerning the Bureya events

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    The Fairy Tale of a working meeting of conspiracy theorists on December 30, 2018 concerning the Bureya events

  The Fairy Tale of a working meeting of conspiracy theorists on December 30, 2018 concerning the Bureya events
  
  
  - So, we assembled. - The chairman of scientific committee of conspiracy theorists looked at two colleagues. - Who wishes to speak on the today's situation?
  
  - I believe, what "somewhere", - the conspiracy theorist - the optimist began discussion ... He made the significant face and repeated with value and separately: "Somewhere!", - and so, the decision "somewhere" is made: "not to hurry".
  
  - Not to hurry, - the chairman repeated.
  
  - Not to hurry, - the conspiracy theorist optimist confirmed. - The reservoir behind a natural dam on the Bureya River is filling. If everything "is smooth", then river water will find the road for itself. Naturally, it will be the accident-free [the not-accident] route of the movement of water. News will be announced. It will be the merit of a saving of time, efforts and money - of persons, involved in a situation. Such succession of events will become confirmation of wisdom!
  
  The conspiracy theorist optimist at a word "wisdom!" made especially considerable face again. Then, he added:
  
  - If there are flooded territories, this subject will be removed from discussion - as not considerable.
  
  - Confirmation of wisdom! - the chairman repeated.
  
  - Yes! Such is my opinion on a situation - today, - the conspiracy theorist optimist summed up the own speech.
  
  The chairman looked at the conspiracy theorist - the pessimist.
  
  The conspiracy theorist - the pessimist declared:
  
  - I also are optimistic.
  
  Colleagues with curiosity waited for continuation.
  
  - If events go according to the adverse scenario, then there will be regional political changes.
  
  The conspiracy theorist - the pessimist tenderly looked at colleagues:
  
  - A lot of things will occur!
  
  Then, he added:
  
  - Along with political changes, an additional power plant can be built, and not necessarily using the energy of any river...
  
  Colleagues looked at the speaker with interest.
  
  - That is my opinion on the situation - today!
  
  - I thank, colleagues! The expressed opinions are very useful! - the chairman stated. - I cannot claim that we still will gather before 2019. Therefore I wish you a Happy New Year and I wish success.
  
  Conspiracy theorists went to develop the new conspiracy ideas.
  
  
  December 30, 2018 20:23
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: May 19, 2019 16:07.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Сказка о рабочем совещании конспирологов 30 декабря 2018 года по поводу Бурейских событий'.
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