Аннотация: Sanya Lokhushenko and the pitchfork. A story (continued).
Sanya Lokhushenko and the pitchfork. A story (continued).
Sanya is glad that he has money. He walks down the street with a satisfied look.
He sees: the entrance to the office and a sign next to the entrance: 'Political consultant. The formula for success. The cost $ 1000."
Sanya has money. And success will not hurt him.
Sanya enters to a consultant's office, tells about own business, talks about the lack of money and about a loan.
The consultant clarifies details:
- You arrange in the special apartment only of women and bankers?
- Not only. But everyone is talking about them.
- This does not form a good image for you. You must be a warrior, who is protecting people, their lives!
The consultant takes the form with all his titles, addresses and phone numbers and writes:
"Formula for success: Change your image!"
He puts his signature, conveys the recommendation to Sanya. He looks at Sanya carefully.
Everything seems to be correct. It's necessary to change the image.
Sanya takes out the money, pays for the consultation and enters the street.
Where to now?
'I wish a fresh air. I'll go to the dacha, to the village! "
Sanya arrives in the village. He heads to his dacha.
On the way he sees a village peasant. The peasant throws a hay by a pitchfork to a cow.
A hay is on one side and a cow is on the other. The peasant has to turning his torso and, together with the torso, his head.
Sanya assumed, that the man was looking at him. He looked and did not say hello. A nasty guy! Moreover, he has a pitchfork! Sanya doesn't like when people have dangerous objects in their hands!
Suddenly, all the elements for Sanya transformed into a general picture.
He put the peasant in a sack, took the sack in one hand, and the pitchfork in the other hand, and, without visiting his dacha, drove back to Minsk to a special apartment.
There he laid the man on a bed of iron strips and opened the window - it is very convenient that it is a frost outside.
It seems he did everything right!
When he was walking along a city street with a sack and a pitchfork, he saw several acquaintances. Information is spreading rapidly now. Everybody will know soon, that Sanya put a dangerous man with a pitchfork in a special apartment!
Perhaps the cafe has not yet closed (where he smashed the glass door with a stick)? And he can to eat a potato fries? He's with the money!
Sanya goes out into the street, walks past the playground. There, in a miniature house for children's games, intellectuals usually gather, now alcoholics (the time is such that nobody needs them).
Indeed, they are sitting in a children's home.
Sanya hears their conversation (they don't see him).
- It's all nonsense that this man with a pitchfork was plotting something against Sanya. He fed the cow!
- No! You do not understand! In 1812, a starostess (an elder) of a village Vasilisa was throwing enemies, like sheaves, with a pitchfork!
There is a pause in the conversation. There is nothing to object. Indeed, it was 1812, there was the starostess (an elder) Vasilisa, and they say that she bravely acted with a pitchfork - she defended Russia from the invasion of Napoleon!
Sanya is happy!
Did the right thing! It was not in vain that he went to a political consultant! It's high time to change his image!
It is high time to replace the power of blows and threats with the power of money and mind!
Experience and wisdom arrive with years!
Now he can to eat the potato fries in the capital's cafe!
[MDCCCLXI. A restless week and a constitutional candy of Sasha Lokhushenko. The story. - November 27, 2020.
MDCCCLXXVIII. Don't give anybody your beloved woman! The story of how Sanya Lokhushenko became a poet and an enviable groom. - December 4, 2020.
MDCCCLXXXIII. Sanya Lokhushenko became a pop storyteller. A story. - December 6, 2020.
MCMVIII. Sanya Lokhushenko and a cheap badge from a kiosk for a technical university. A story. - December 18, 2020.
MCMXXI. Sanya Lokhushenko, a wad of money and the atomic prospects. A story (continued). - December 25, 2020. ]
December 26, 2020 17:01
Translation from Russian into English: December 26, 2020 21:42.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Саня Лохушенко и вилы. Рассказ (продолжение)'.