Аннотация: MMMD. Loyal billionaire Pirozhkovskaya. A humorous sketch. - May 29, 2024.
Loyal billionaire Pirozhkovskaya. A humorous sketch.
Billionaire Pirozhkovskaya owned fifteen penthouses in the capital, ten mansions in the vicinity of the capital, six Lombardini, two Lancias (one of them was owned by Gorky's son, Peshkov).
With such abundance, the billionaire Pirozhkovskaya got a handsome husband and six cheerful children.
The billionaire Pirozhkovskaya went for a walk in the park - together with her six children.
She went, for a second, up to the seller of soft drinks - to buy a bottle of domestic, widely advertised kvass.
She paid for the kvass, looked around, and saw: there were no her kids. They stand behind the high fence of the park and shout: Mom! Mom!
Billionaire Pirozhkovskaya looked in the other direction: the seller of soft drinks had disappeared. The park is almost empty, there is no one.
But a smiling Joker approaches Pirozhkovskaya - with a characteristic smile:
"Madam! Show for people your loyalty!"
Billionaire Pirozhkovskaya is in a panic. What to do?
"Aren't you too wealthy, madam?" The Joker hints. - "You have fifteen penthouses in the capital, and ten mansions near the capital, and six Lombardini, and two Lancias..."
Billionaire Pirozhkovskaya listened: the Joker listed everything except her husband and her six children.
This means that there is a space for brokerage, for an agreement.
Through the high fence of the park, billionaire Pirozhkovskaya instructs trusted persons to sell everything, she owns.
They are happy to try, are happy to be busy with. Prices: one penthouse is for sale for fifteen kopecks. One mansion is for sale for ten kopecks. Lombardini and Lancias - each for one kopeck (the car that was in the possession of Peshkov - taking into account its historical value - for one and a half kopecks).
But the park gates, anyway. are not opened.
Billionaire Pirozhkovskaya is in an even greater panic. She is ready to send her husband to work in the Siberian mines to prove her loyalty and to reunite with her six children.
Her husband is already writing letters to her from the depths of the Siberian ores. But her kids are still not with her. They shout, "Mom! Mom!"
And the Joker smiles: "Do you know, madam, there is such a thing as juvenile justice!" "You know: whoosh, vz-z-z-ik, and that's it!!"
Billionaire Pirozhkovskaya does not know what to do: she has parted, already, with all her property. And also with her husband. And she can't hug her kids anyway. They screams, "Mom! Mom!"
What did she have left? Her female beauty?
Maybe she should give her female beauty away, to gift it, especially since her husband is far away.
Madame Pirozhkovskaya is thinking: how can she take a full-length photo of herself, through the high fence of the park, write something pleasant on the photo and give this photo, - as a gift?
And her six children continue to shout: "Mom! Mom!"
It 's scary at night in the park ...
May 29, 2024, 18:36
Translation from Russian into English: May 29, 2024 20:34
Владимир Владимирович Залесский ' Лояльная миллиардерша Пирожковская. Юмористический скетч '.
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