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About you, comrade Bender, they wrote in the newspapers today. The note

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    About you, comrade Bender, they wrote in the newspapers today. The note.

  About you, comrade Bender, they wrote in the newspapers today. The note.
  
  
  The news passed unnoticed: on April 15, 2021, one of the scientific institutions fell under the sanctions: "Specvuzavtomatika" (from the city of Rostov-on-Don) [FGANU NII SPECVUZAVTOMATIKA), Rostov-On-Don, Russia].
  
  A slight mental slowing down (skidding): in the Russian language there is the word "automat", there is the word "automatism" ...
  
  The word "автоматика" (avtomatika) ("automatics") - what does it mean? It seems to be a concept that covers the entire set of existing ("автоматов") "automats".
  
  "Automatics" - is it like a summation (branch?) of "automats"?
  
  What does the "special" have to do with it? And how do you understand "vuz"?
  
  But the thought moves on, goes further.
  
  Some energetic people (from the field of journalism) became interested in the Research Institute "Spetsvuzavtomatika", conducted a small journalistic investigation and posted the material on the Internet.
  
  They should be named according to the rules of good behaviour. But it's necessary to take care of your own skin. So we will not say anything - I am sorry.
  
  So, quite by accident today, April 29, 2021, after midnight, even before morning, at about 01:17 am, we read a material about the Research Institute "Specvuzavtomatika".
  
  It seems that the residents of Rostov-on-Don have not received Nobel Prizes for a long time - even if we take into account Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Mikhail Sholokhov.
  
  There is no attention in the world press to the achievements of Rostov science - and now, finally! At last! It happened!
  
  Unfriendly states are trembling?! Are they afraid of Rostov scientific achievements?
  
  What is mentioned in connection with the journalistic investigation? (Some of our parallel thoughts are presented in square brackets).
  
  - Patent for "Device for Psychological Research" (1979) [computer? wires?],
  
  - "A device for controlling the mobility of insects in the soil", (1985). [the automat? below the surface of the earth?]
  
  - "A Sleep Inducing Device" (1988), [a detective story from a boring author?]
  
  - an electronic clock acting on the wearer with current pulses, (1996) [not a chips? !!!]
  
  - "Joystick" - to move the cursor, you need to blow from different sides into a cone suspended at face level. [how does the cone attach to the face?]
  
  - "Devices for detecting intrusion into a protected sea area" based on hydroacoustics (2000), [was this topic present in the memoirs of the leaders of the Kriegsmarine?]
  
  - the book "Practical cryptography. Algorithms and their programming". [It is quite logical if algorithms are the subject (object) of programming. If you do such programming constantly and for a long time, you can write a text].
  
  - "Development of software for a recorder of angular displacements" [there are movements, there is a recorder, there is a software?]
  
  - software that would automatically identify Caucasian languages in telephone conversations,
  
  - patent application "Method for extracting the main tone from a speech signal",
  
  - "A way of recognizing words in continuous speech."
  
  - monograph "Theoretical aspects of algorithms for processing and classification of speech signals".
  
  Thus.
  
  I recall the words from the biography of Alexander Solzhenitsyn by Lyudmila Saraskina: "And Kopelev successfully completed the task, identified the anonymous author and soon prepared a document (which included words from the tape recording) for the investigator who interrogated the arrested diplomat. Kopelev did not hide the fact that the report on the comparison of the voice that called to the American embassy with the voice of a diplomat took up two thick volumes and was signed by the head of the institute, the head of the laboratory and himself, Kopelev (a senior researcher, candidate of philological sciences, but still z/k [imprisoned person]...)". It happened in the year 1949. ... Not the Kriegsmarine (1935-1945) with the detection of an invasion of a protected marine area, the detection based on hydroacoustics ...
  
  "- Do you know who it is? - he whispered quickly. - This is "Odessian Bublik Artel - Moscow Bagels (bread rolls)", the citizen Kislyarsky. "
  
  
  April 29, 2021 06:53
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: April 29, 2021 17:55
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский "О вас, товарищ Бендер, сегодня в газетах писали. Заметка".
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