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A New Sun (Highschool DxD Shinto Demigod SI-OC)
Karmic_Wizard
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"I woke up. Sick, with no memories, barely even able to stand up. But hey? At least the view was good!"
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I have absolutely no fucking clue why I'm here.
Right now, I'm standing atop a mountain in the middle of what I'm fairly certain is evening.
The sky is nice and clear, so besides seeing the start of a setting sun, I'm also catching a long sweep of the land beneath the mountain I'm standing atop.
Within which, several more mountains stretch out within the horizons.
Foreign is truly the only right word that comes to mind.
I've never gone mountain climbing before, but I'm fairly certain America doesn't have sights like this...
Then again. From what's little memory I have left, I don't think I got out much, to begin with.
Still, I knew enough to recognize that what ended up giving away where I am was the Japanese on the sparse signs dotting this mountain top, the Japanese that I could read perfectly.
There's not a soul around right now, it's just me up here, and the usual creeping cold, so I'm free to do the only thing I really wanna do right now.
"Ugghhhhh..."
Vomit off the railings as I have been, and will continue to do, ever since I got here five minutes ago.
The moment I arrived, I haven't even been able to panic, or plan, I just felt this overwhelming sickness.
Moving felt like pushing my entire body through sludge. My head is fucking pounding, I can't focus, and every single instinct in my body is telling me that I need to lie down.
But I can't! The ground is too damn rocky and my instincts correct themselves to bed. But I don't have a bed right now, so fuck you body!
Leaning against the rails and hurling off the side is quite honestly the only slightly comforting thing right now, ugh...
"Well now...what do we have here?"
An oily snake-like voice hisses throughout the air, presumably towards me.
I freeze. My instincts correct themselves again to danger, as does my mind agree, but my body is giving the Error 404 code right now.
So I'll have to get back to you there.
Instead, I decide, rather stupidly, to see who the hell is talking to me.
And there, not too far away behind me, is...
Good Lord in all that is unholy what the fuck!?
A snake thing, with its flesh peeled back revealing it's head like a hood and flayed in several other places across its body to reveal tanned, meaty flesh, and boney stinger for a tail.
Worst part? The single boney arm the fucker has.
My face processes this thing's appearance by projecting a gape.
"Ah, I sssee you have frozen up in fear at my majestic appearance!" the thing hisses with glee.
"A-Ah," I rasp out with effort, "No no, that's not it..." damn it body, even talking is hard!
"Ho?" the thing questions, "The sssick prey can ssspeak...lovely!" the thing wraps its one boney arm around itself, I think it's hugging itself? What in the fuck!?
"I jussst love hearing prey ssscream when I feassst!" it wiggles and cackles to itself in glee.
I gulp, trying to hold back another wave of nausea. I really don't have time for this.
"Y-You aren't, majessstic..." I mock, it freezes, "you're," I hiccup, "fucking disssgusssting!"
And with that, I proceed to vomit again, right in front of the fucker.
Fuck you bitch. If I'm dying a second time, I sure ain't going out like a bitch just standing there!
The snake creature gapes, I think anyways, right at me, seemingly completely caught off guard.
I smirk and decide to keep it going then while it lets me.
"The hell even are y-you, eh?" Ah, my beautiful voice, the more I talk the easier it gets. Adrenaline? Probably. "A rubber hose with g-grass hair and an insect for a tail? Your mother must be so disappointed in y-you-!"
Suddenly, the fucker blurs. I gag and choke as the fuckers boney arm wraps itself around my throat and pins me to the railing, his face and tongue thing right rippling with poorly constrained anger.
"DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MUMMY!" the monster absolutely seethes, "I WASSS THE ONE THAT KILLED THE BASSSTARD THAT TOOK HER FROM ME! THE FIEND! DEVIL! SCUM! I BECAME THISSS! STRAYED! BUT SHE'S FREE NOW!"
Okay. Woah. What the fuck. Didn't see this coming.
Wait, what was that about a Devil? And becoming this form?
I grumble, attempting to speak, but the bastard tightens his grip, and I only manage a choked gasp.
"ALLL HUMANSSS ARE PREEYYY..." it drawls out, slowly like a bloody mantra, "They FAILED to save mummy, so for EVERY beating, EVERY rape that Devil gave to her...I'll break a HUMAN in HALF, and drink their SSSWEET. SSSUCULENT...BRAIINNS."
Oh fuck oh shit. I could feel this fucker just shiver as he came from talking about that!
Tragic backstory or not, it's me or you buddy. It sucks, really, but I'm fairly certain I know where I am, which means you're fucked.
Well. If he would take his hand off my throat. Then he would be.
I don't have any powers, not that I can feel over my overwhelming sickness anyways, so this will have to do!
I reach up, slightly, drawing what I'm fairly certain is the Stray Devil's attention towards me.
"What isss it!?" It hisses.
I point towards my throat.
"Ah...want me to ssstart there? Fitting, yesss...your voice did get you into this mess after all..."
As soon as the boney arm loosens just enough to let my windpipe free, I take a big deep breath of it and scream.
"YAHWEH!" the True Name of God.
I don't know any scriptures or writings from the Bible, or any Holy Book really. Hell, I don't even remember most of my old life, just my trivia and knowledge.
But this? The True Name of God? It should work. It's something considered so Holy that you aren't to say it, or even erase it once written, after all.
And oh yeah, it has an effect alright!
The Stray Devil screeches with the force of a thousand nails against chalkboards as it recoils back and slams into the ground, writhing into the dirt and rock like it's trying to escape from me.
I collapse to the ground, heaving as that same damn sickness returns in full force, clawing at my throat and stifling my body again.
I grit my teeth, forcefully push it all down, and shakily get up.
Not even a moment later, I throw myself back to the ground to dodge a disgusting glob of yellowish-red slime aimed at my head.
"Fuuuck!" I shout as I try and force myself back up again.
I can hear the railing behind where I just was melting, I don't even need to turn to see it.
"G-Ghaahh!? What was that!? What did you just say, human!?" this thing already wiggled back up, fuck!
I grimace, then snort, "I see that lisp was a poor attempt a-at trying to be intimidating, huh!"
I can see and feel it bristle, "You BRAT!"
"YAHWEH!"
"AHHHHHHHH!"
And onto the floor, it goes again!
You know, I really shouldn't be doing this on second thought. Like, really, it isn't likely that the True Name of God is even known...but, eh. Fuck it.
I'd rather deal with the Angels than that freak show! At least the Angels might kill me painlessly and relieve my sickness first!
On shaky legs, I stand upright once more and begin trying to trudge away.
When I do, and meet what feels like liquid air holding me back from even jogging, I realize something.
I can't run away. My body will either collapse before I can get far enough away, I just won't be fast enough.
Another thing, the fucker is already getting back up! That small little increase in the distance made it less effective. Are you kidding me!?
"YAHW-Ugghhhh!" I gag and fall to my knees and vomit once more.
Fuck this second life.
One lucky thing, though? He isn't diving straight for me, seemingly realizing what I just did.
If he's further away, he'll be less affected by that word.
Guess it really put the Fear of God into him, huh? Eh?
Fuck this really isn't the time for jokes.
The snake slithers back quickly, I smirk at the fear I see in its eyes, then grimace as it slowly starts tracing a circle around me.
"Shit!" then roll out of the way as another yellowish red mucus ball comes for me, this time I get to really see the way the thing practically dissolves whatever it touches!
Joy.
"You will die!" It hisses out, "Either way slowly, by acid or my teeth! It doesn't matter! I will have your screams to comfort my dreams tonight!"
"Fuck your dreams!" I spat out, grunting with exertion as I roll to dodge another mucus shot, "I just got here! I can't e-even remember who I am! So fuck your dreams! And fuck you with a scalding hot rusting railroad s-spike!"
The snake actually had the gall to look offended, so I added, "YAHWEH!" and watched with glee as the thing screeched and writhed in agony.
It didn't fall over like it was dying, but it still had an effect, weaker as it was it was something.
I also decided on another thing for sure.
I'm not gonna let this fucker kill me.
I'm not sure why I'm here. I'm not sure who put me here, to begin with. If this body I now have even had a life before I woke up here.
Regardless, I was fully prepared to accept a second death when I saw this thing, but considering the world I'm in?
Fuck that! This fucking danger noodle from a Devil's trash bin has the gall to try and kill me!?
I clenched my teeth, and flexed my hands, as I felt pure unadulterated rage fill my veins like molten metal. Rage at life I lost once, for the family I know I forgot. Rage at whoever put me here without even a bloody note! Rage at the idea that I would even give up so soon a second time around!
I growled like some sort of beast possessed as I forced my sick body to fucking obey. To do something!
And felt as if something in the back of my mind snapped into place.
Like when awakening from a vivid dream, my senses, the feeling of the clothes against my body, the flex of muscles I didn't know I had, all of those sensations came crashing down upon me.
Knowledge of skills I know I never learned suddenly struck me in equal measure, and as one, my mind and body moved to complete a new plan.
A plan to survive.
I dashed back towards the railing, kicking up dirt and rock in my path.
"Hnnngh!? You!" I could hear it, the beast move and spit mucus at me at the same time. I could feel him as he slithered towards me, the vibrations of his body against the ground.
They were just as disgusting as him.
With a deft hop, I leaped onto the railing and back flipped off as the mucus struck home, immediately melting another part of it, and weakening the overall structure further.
The snake appeared before me, bone arm swinging with claws outstretched.
So...slow. I can see him move. It's so much slower than before...
I take a deep breath, filling my lungs with so much air I thought my lungs would burst, before leaning down and forwards, easily dodging under the claw swipe.
His eye widens, eventually comically so, as I shoulder charge into him with all my newfound might.
His body lifts from the ground, flying straight through the railings, which easily collapse as they're partially melted already before he's sent careening off the cliff edge.
And just for one last fuck you?
"Yahweh." I say, not even scream, and watch with mirth as he howls in rage, pain, and fear into the abyss below.
As I hear the sickening thud of the snake's body crashing into solid hard rock, I allow myself a smile.
"Damn danger noodle. Get fucked." Oh yeah, me! You really showed him! A likely Low-Class Stray Devil with so many issues it would make Rias' Peerage look like the picture-perfect definition of fine mental health!
I don't have much time to curb my ego, or celebrate, as a coughing fit overtakes me and I once again find myself collapsing to the ground.
"W-Well!" I hack, and cough some more, "Fuck m-me too, I guess! Ugghhh~..."
At least I didn't throw up again. Yet.
I should probably get out of here before this new strength leaves me. Fucking snake probably didn't actually die from the fall.
With that frankly sobering thought, I stagger to my feet, pick a direction, and walk in it. As long it was away from the snake thing, I didn't care, but I figured taking what the signs were telling me was the normal way down would be a bad idea.
Bitch would probably be stalking the official entrance or exit for food, and will likely try and race there to catch me, assuming I would leave from there, presuming he's dead.
But I'm presuming he's still alive. Suming-seption, you rubber hose.
I've never hitchhiked, or lived in a forest atop a mountain before, but really...how hard could it be?
I don't know how far it was I walked, all I remember was coming across a pleasant-looking grove. Tons of grass, lots of fallen branches, and good shade and cover.
It was the middle of the night, the full moon was out, high in the sky, bathing silver light across the world.
Why did looking at it piss me off so much?
I collapsed down, my ill body finally giving up its prudishness and pride, and said good enough.
A place to rest my head. A place to finally sleep.
My sickness consumed me, and sweet sweet darkness washed out my vision.
~ A New Sun ~
Kuroka, one of the Underworld's most wanted Stray Devils, was currently on the hunt!
No, no. Nothing like anything the stuffy purebloods sitting atop Hell's government body claim she did, something much more simple than that.
A couple of days back, starting sometime just around the night set in, she felt some ridiculous strong Holy Power suddenly appear around the village she was holed up near.
Now, she's fought Exorcists, Angels both Pure and Fallen before. But the power she suddenly felt the other day?
It felt like a Kami or God came down to Earth. And it was far too close for comfort.
She thought that maybe the local Kami, Buddha, God whatever the hell she was sensing caught wind of her scent, and came to finally put her down.
After all, a Yokai turned Reincarnated Devil? That's like doubly antithesis, she doesn't have a doubt in her mind that if a deity was in the area, they'd try and smite her just on principle.
Being an SS-Class Criminal in the Underworld is like the cherry on top more than anything else.
Now, not to brag...ah, who is she kidding? She's a shameless brag.
As an Ultimate Class Reincarnated Devil, on top of her natural powers as a Nekoshou and all her artificial enhancements, she's pretty damn tough. Tough enough to give a deity a good fight, and at least escape if not put the bastard down.
But that would likely come at the cost of the yokai village she was staying near getting caught in the crossfire.
And if she ran? Well, presuming the deity gave chase, they'd come across the village anyway and massacre it for shits and giggles.
Gods are assholes like that.
And she's not about to sacrifice a bunch of innocent people trying to live their lives, they don't deserve to get caught up in her mess of a life.
In the end, she decided to go out and find this deity before they found her.
Slight problem with that, though.
As soon as she got closer to the source of Holy Power which never moved, strangely she also caught a whiff of something else, literally.
Something smelled absolutely delicious. Not like pheromones, or musk-type smell, but instead, something that made her mouth water and stomach rumble with a deep primordial need.
The smell was so intoxicating it nearly drove her into something resembling a mating frenzy, but instead of looking for sex, she wanted to eat.
Of course, having more self-control than that, she used her Senjutsu to violently squash the feeling and begin her search, more curious now than ever before.
She's been searching the forest atop this mountain for the better half a day now, the closer she got to the source the more messed up her sensing abilities were getting as the Holy Power disrupted her demonic and yokai abilities.
But she's close. She knows she has to be.
And at this point? She has no fucking clue what this deity's deal is anymore. They still haven't moved, haven't done anything really.
If this was one elaborate ploy to lure her out, it's really starting to annoy her.
Doesn't help that on the way here, she ran into no less than 5 stray devils, all in monstrous forms, all in a similar feeding frenzy. She put them down before moving on.
She also ran into a few wild Yokai in a similar feeding frenzy, which she bound up with Youjutsu and teleported them out of range.
At this point, this bastard is actively messing with the locals, turning them feral while luring monstrous strays in.
"Come out, come out, where ever you are..." Kuroka drawled out as she stalked through a particularly dense brush of the forest.
She froze, chills running down her spine, as the Holy Power in the air thickened for the first time in a while.
She smirked devilishly heh! as she prepared to break through to the other side of the brush.
She couldn't feel or sense any movement, but life detection was picking up something more than trees and grass finally...something much more.
Her purple magic circle spiraled into existence around her hand, before she suddenly burst forward, blasting through the final brush into a tight grove!
"There you are! N-" she stops suddenly, her mouth left hanging open at what she sees, "Nya...?"
There, laying without a care in the world in the middle of a bunch of grass and branches is a young man...probably barely a man, if that.
Clearly Japanese with his spiky black hair, he wore an equally clearly scuffed black yukata which barely held onto his admittedly very well-muscled and handsome frame.
Kuroka quickly slapped her now watery jaw shut with her free hand, magic circle pointed straight at the body still just laying there.
She started walking towards him carefully, keeping her eyes on him closely...which admittedly wasn't that hard to do.
The hard part came from holding back the instincts telling her to take a good bite out of him.
Now, she knows some Yokai are flesh eaters, that some Yokai legitimately needs human flesh and blood to live.
But Kuroka is not one of those Yokai, even as a Stray Devil she wouldn't swoop so low, the thought disgusted her to no end.
So then why, why, did she wanna munch on this human-looking guy like he's a chocolate bar?
She chooses instead to focus on the chills the Holy Power he radiated gave her, rather than this newfound sense and disgust she has for herself.
As she got closer, she could see some sort of strange dark red flame-like tattoo on either side of his collarbone.
Quickly shelving that away as neat trivia, and now finally close enough to touch him, she noticed another thing.
He's asleep, genuinely asleep. Completely limp, and seemingly unresponsive, she even gives him a kick to the shin to see if he'll stir, but he doesn't budge.
He doesn't seem hurt, just out of it.
With a sigh, she dispels her magic circle and kneels next to him, putting a hand gently on his chest.
She tries sensing his ki, only to get the equivalent of a spiritual flash bang.
Light, life, fire, and holy energies slam like a hot railroad spike into her 6[sup]th[/sup] sense with the force of a supernova.
"NYAH!?" she stumbles back with a squeal, falling right on her rear.
And for some reason, that finally gets him to stir. He grunts with a small amount of exertion as his once limp body begins to move, his head turning towards the direction of her exclaim.
She freezes, as his eyes open and a pair of molten gold iris lock onto her own hazel gold ones.
Then, very slowly, they move down her body.
She blinks. And follows his eyes, down to her now completely exposed chest.
"Ah." She realizes. When she tried sensing his ki earlier, the shock of what she felt must have messed up her control over her Senjutsu and Youjutsu.
What she uses to keep her kimono up and on.
Because she doesn't wear underwear.
Fuck.
Hah! Just kidding! Jokes on him!
"Do you like what you see, nya~?" Kuroka, of course, has no shame. And instead leans into it, acting like she's trying to pull her kimono up and cover herself, but only accomplishes pushing up and showing off her bust more." It seems like you we're having a nice nap, I hope I'm not interrupting anything nya~?"
Now, Kuroka knows she's hot. She knows she's curvy as hell, and knows very well what that does to any man.
Deities are especially known for being horn dogs of the highest order, though. Something like this? Should catch even Zeus lacking and drive any man into a blushing mess or mad with lust.
So, imagine just how floored she was when this man reached up slowly and just patted her head.
She froze, completely caught off guard. She almost mewled as he started scratching behind her ears.
The man gave a weary, tired chuckle, and simply said. "Cute kitty."
Then he removed his hand, turned onto his side, settled in, and fell right back asleep.
Kuroka just fucking stared at his back, incredulously.
And for just a split second, she felt like eating this bastard.
After getting over that nauseating thought, she didn't know whether she wanted to kill him or fuck him.
She decided on the middle path.
"Oi! Wake the hell up! Nyaaaa!" she then proceeded to kick him right in the small of his back.
Kuroka would never admit it, but the scream of pure terror he gave made her feel a lot better in that moment than it had any right to.
~ A New Sun ~
Takamagahara, the Plane of High Heaven, was beautiful this time of year.
Correction, the Heaven that her favorite Sun Goddess ran was always beautiful, not that Ame-no-Uzume, the goddess of the dawn, revelry, mirth, and most importantly, parties had ever been to any other Heaven.
Currently, Uzume was taking one last dance through the great sun palace on her way to visit her favorite, beautiful, absolutely gorgeous usually boss, mostly lover, and all-around bestie.
Why is this to be her last dance, you may wonder? Well. It's because her favorite goddess has she mentioned she's gorgeous? - will likely reduce her to ash after she brings the news she has.
Luckily, Uzume has a plan! It's a perfect plan, a flawless plan, and Uzume knows it will at least buy her two more seconds of life!
She's wearing a particularly revealing kimono today.
Purple, just like her hair, and layed so low that she may as well be half naked.
Hell, her nipples are even partial showing!
Did she already mention how her beautiful goddess is an absolutely shameless little thing that swings both ways and has a thing for really big round-shaped objects?
She's also a shut-in hikiNEET who hasn't set foot on Japanese soil in about...two decades or so, give or take a few years.
She hasn't sat on her Throne in much longer than that, though. But at least she isn't in a cave all the time, that's something!
Oh damn, where was she? Oh right.
Now why would her adorable hikiNEET Goddess want to turn her into ash?
Well. It may have just a little something to do with the fact...
"You lost Noriaki!? How!?"
Uzume winced, not really surprised at her reaction.
Granted, this could have been a lot worse. The Omikami's room isn't exactly made for loud booming echoes.
Thing is actually fairly small and compact, just like her.
Long flowing black hair, small, cute frame, cute little frown, and golden eyes which may or may not be glowing slightly right now.
And those tiny smooth hands, though damn if those hands can't work though...
Ah, shit. No no no! Bad horny Uzume! Stop that before you become ash!
"Well, as you know, his last year of High School is coming up..." Uzume began, making sure to put her arms under her considerable bust and push it up, "so, I decided to take Nori-kun out for a night on the town!"
Her little sun groaned. "Uzume. Please tell me you didn't fuck my son."
Uzume winked. "Not yet~!" she then quickly dodged a manga volume being hurled at her face. "Oh, feisty!" she giggles, " You know he's a lot like you! He's he might just be the one to fuck me instead~!"
"Uzume." Amaterasu ground out through clenched teeth.
Right right, no horny damn it!
"Okay, okay! So, I took him out to get something to drink, you know, his first proper sake! And, well..." Uzume trailed out, a nervous chuckle slowly following.
"Well. What."
"He's got about the same alcoholic tolerance as you, Ama?" Uzume slowly said.
Amaterasu froze, face somehow paling even more than it already was.
"Ah, in fact?" Uzume let out a dry chuckle, "I'd wager it's worse than yours, actually." she elaborated. "As in, I give him sake with content less than 1%, he took a sip and bam! He was gone."
"Then why did you let him out of your sight!?" the sun goddess snapped, "If he's anything like me when he's drunk, t-then..." she trailed off, wriggling in place.
Uzume's eyes sparkled. "He's an absolute embarrassment in your eyes, but a party animal in mine?"
A mirthful smile erupted over her face as her little sun flushed with embarrassment.
That smile dropped though, when her little sun stomped down that embarrassment, and leveled the almighty-est of adorable glares at her.
"Uzume..." her golden eyes hummed with a dangerous light.
Uzume, quickly, jiggled her bust with a slight movement of her arms.
And internally cheered as Ama's gaze dropped below her neckline and that light in her eyes flickered.
Success!
"Anyhow," Uzume took the opening, "as I was saying, he's worse than you when drunk right? So while he was out, he may or may not have challenged me of all girls to a drinking contest."
"Oh for fucks sake." Ama grumbled.
"I know right!?" Uzume wholeheartedly agreed.
"That you're a big-titted child?" she tacks on.
Uzume put a hand to her chest, totally not intentionally causing a nipple to slip out from her kimono, no sir! And the dramatic and sudden step back definitely was because she was hurt, not because she wanted to take advantage of Heaven's advanced jiggle physics!
"Heyyy~!" Uzume whined, "You love my boobs!"
Amaterasu just deadpanned at her. "How much did you drink, Uzume."
And completely ignored her too! Hmph!
"Around 9 or so barrels of about 65% alcohol content sake, I think." she ponders out loud. "It kind of got fuzzy after a bit though, you'd have to ask Inari-chan for the exacts! I called her up for her special recipe after all!"
"Of course you did." Amaterasu, at this point, just sighs in defeat. "Well, at least this was recent. Means he shouldn't have wandered off far."
"Ah." Uzume hums. "About that."
Amaterasu blinks. "Hmm?"
"You see, I may have gotten so smashed, that I just woke up." Uzume said carefully, "And I think it's been about...three days?"
For a second, it was sweet blissful silence.
Then Amaterasu's eyes started shouting lasers.
"Uzuuuummmeee!"
"Eh!?" Uzume, thinking quickly, dropped her kimono as she dodged the bright beams of purest sunlight.
The impromptu titty flash made Ama's eyes briefly flicker in sheer confusion, and Uzume took that chance to burst out the door, followed quickly by another beam of light that came crashing through after her.
Besides singeing her hair due to the sheer heat, the beam missed Uzume's body whole and blasted a hole straight through the palace wall.
"Well! What did you expect!?" she called back as she makes a run for it, "You put the Goddess of Revelry as his guardian!"
Amaterasu stopped in her tracks just as she was about to step out.
You know, thinking about it like, makes a lot of sense. It's honestly a wonder Uzume hasn't gotten her little boy killed off alcohol poisoning.
But that snide comment isn't why she's standing at her door, fuming.
Oh, no. The real reason is much more confusing as it is equal parts infuriating.
She could feel him, a new light suddenly appearing like a beacon in the middle of her territory, suffused with the Holy Power of a deity she hasn't heard from in thousands of years.
Why the hell is the Archangel Michael suddenly in her country!?
I really hate Mondays. And now cats too apparently!
Whirling back around to look at the far too smug-looking cat, I go to stand, but my body sternly declines that attempt.
Grumbling, I plop down on my side this time facing her and glare.
Kuroka. I already know all about her, about how she really isn't that bad a cat. Still dangerous, but not evil. It's why I wasn't particularly worried when I saw her sitting there right next to me after my nap.
I'm just too tired to really care about the massive melons literally jiggling every which way she moves.
Though, strangely, I get the distinct impression I've seen similar size and quality bust before...?
Huh. Definitely nothing I should be getting from my old world. Impressions of this life then? Interesting.
First things first, how to deal with the cat? And what the hell is she doing here anyways?
Ah well. No time like the present I suppose. I really just want to go back to sleep anyways.
"The hell you doing here, kitty?" I huff at her, "And was the kick really necessary?"
Kuroka, who was sitting there giggling, stops with a glint in her eye. "Well, I had to make sure I was seeing things correctly..." she crawled over to me, her breasts swaying back and forth way too much to be natural as she did so, and got right up to my face. "I don't think I've ever seen a blind god before, nya~?" she gives me a little wink.
I stare at her face, incredulously. "God?" I ask bewildered.
What the hell is she going on about?
"Of course~? You're a deity of some type, though I must admit that human disguise is very convincing." she practically purrs, with a poke to my nose, "You letting off holy power for miles around kinda ruin the charade though, don't you know? Nya~?"
I blink at her, my expression only becoming more lost.
"Yeah." I settle on. "I have no clue what you're talking about, kitty."
Kuroka stares at me for a moment, then she blinks in turn, her head tilting slightly. "Huh. You're actually telling the truth?"
"I don't exactly know why I wouldn't?" I grumble, "I don't know how long it's been, but I came to on a nearby bridge over looking a mountain ridge a ways away," I point in the direction I remember staggering in here from, "sick as all hell. I was vomiting up what felt like stomach acid, got jumped by some armed snake Devil, pushed him off the bridge, and walked away until I found this place."
I huff and lay down on my back once more. "Been here ever since. Still sick, but I'm feeling better at least." I groan and stretch, trying to abate the mounting stiffness in my limbs.
I may have been asleep for a bit, huh?
Kuroka just stares at me, I can see the belief in her eyes, but there's clear confusion creeping up on her pretty face.
I don't know why she's believing me so quickly, though. Kind of odd.
"Well," Kuroka begins slowly, finally finding her voice. "I certainly didn't expect this? I was kind of assuming you were some big bad Warrior God here to cream me, nya~!"
Oh ho ho, kitty. I just might, I just might. This is DxD after all.
Ugh. I'm still too sick to even get it up, though. Damn it!
Regardless, I snort. "I just might if you keep interrupting my cat nap by kicking me."
"Nya!?" she fake gasps, "Gods can't have cat naps, only us kitties can do that!"
I give an amused chuckle, "That's what you take offense too, really?"
She, of course, completely ignores me and goes on. "Besides! How can a tasteless God ever dream of going up against me, nya~?"
I'm sorry. Tasteless!?
"The hell you mean tasteless!?" I retort with vigor I didn't know I had, "Also, stop calling me a god! I'm not one damn it!"
"Mhmm~! Tasteless!" she perks up, sitting back straight up on her knees, arms directly under and pushing up her still uncovered bust. "How can a god," the glint in her eye shines, "not see these babies and not be taken, nya~!?"
You know. I don't think it's dawned on me until now.
I'm actually in DxD, huh? No person, no woman, would ever actually fucking act like this.
My eyebrow actually twitches as I glare up at her.
"Okay. Look." I stare right into her eyes, and as I start talking, I start slowly getting up. "I have perfect taste. Why, if I wasn't sick right now?" I'm on my knees now, right in front of her. Suddenly, I grab her by the shoulders and pull her right up against me.
I will admit, the way the shine in her eyes gets replaced by confusion and a little bit of something else I can't quite fathom, makes me cackle internally.
Now, with our noses practically touching, and our eyes practically the only thing each one of use can see, I summon up every bit of lust and desire I can straight into my eyes, and continue.
"If I was such a deity as you claimed? You'd better be real careful kitty, because after all~..." I go right up to her ear, and mutter as huskily as I can, "gods are known to take what they want, whenever they want~..."
The way she shivered after I said that makes me wish I wasn't sick right now.
Regardless, with my piece said, I lay back down lazily. Grinning from ear to ear at the way her face is completely flushed.
That grin drops soon though. This is a cat we're talking about here.
Quickly regaining her composure, and finally covering her bust, Kuroka grins right back down at me.
"Ah~? So you were telling the truth then?" she starts, a new insufferable shine in her eyes, "Clearly you're not a god if you won't 'take what want' huh~? Nya hah hah~!"
I'm gonna strangle this fucking cat.
I click my tongue, and decide this line of conversation probably isn't good for my mental health much longer. So I decided to pull a cat, blatantly ignore her, and move on to something that's been bugging me.
"Speaking of telling the truth," I pipe up suddenly, causing her to stop her laugh, "why are you believing me so quickly?"
Kuroka tilts her head, her tails swaying behind her, "Why, Senjutsu, of course? All Nekoshou know it, and telling lies based on aura reading is a basic skill, nya~!" she hums, contemplating something for a moment before continuing, "It's also how I was able to suppress the urges your scent is letting off, you know! Though, if you didn't know about your holy power, I presume you also don't know about your scent, huh?"
My scent?
"Oi." I deadpan at her, "I don't smell that bad, right?"
It has been a while since I've showered, much less been to a civilization proper, I guess.
Kuroka shakes her head, "No no, I don't mean like that! I mean you smell..." she edges slightly closer to me, "delicious~..." she mutters hotly.
Hmm. Horny? Horny. Or I would wish, damn it.
I chuckle, "I don't think I have natural pheromones though, either. Sorry about that though, I don't know what's going on with m-"
"Not, like that~..." Suddenly, Kuroka is practically on top of me. Her eyes beamed into mine, her hands on my shoulders. "I mean, delicious."
Ah.
That's not lust in her eyes. That's hunger.
A desire for food. The desire to eat freshly caught prey raw.
And she's looking at me like that.
Not horny! Not horny! I'm not into vore!
I do the only thing I can do in this situation.
I bonk her on the nose, hard.
She yelps, jumping back slightly, hands rushing to her nose, that look in her eyes gone instantly.
"Nya!? Hey...!" she fake whines, "I told you I was perfectly in control! Do you not trust me nya~!?"
"Well." I huff. "I did just meet you. Here. In the middle of nowhere."
Kuroka blinks. "Nya~!? How could I forget!?" she suddenly exclaims, causing me to jump a little, "We haven't even introduced ourselves yet!"
Really. No, seriously? Just going to ignore me again? Not even going to talk about how I apparently let off a scent that makes an unknown amount of creatures want to eat me!?
Can we go back to that? I'd like to learn how to stop that from happening!
Unknowing of my inner turmoil, Kuroka perks up straight, then slightly arches her back and leans down, letting all of her curves and assets show as she gives me a curt little wave and a sly smile.
"Kuroka, Reincarnated Devil, Bishop~! Former Nekoshou Yokai, nya~!" she chuckles a bit, her two tails swaying behind her, "Well, in writing anyways~! And who might you be, Not-a-God-dono~?"
My eyebrow twitches. At least she has the sense to not outright say she's a criminal.
Unbeknownst to me, my lips are moving before I can even think of a proper response.
"Noriaki Kusanagi." I reply, then blink slowly.
Huh. Automatic response? Guess I do have a life and memories here I'm missing, but my body seems to remember at least a little bit.
With a sigh, I add. "Since I've already basically seen you naked, may I call you Kuroka-san?"
Kuroka hums with another mischievous glint in her eye, "Only If I can call you Nori-kun~?"
Another eyebrow twitch. Pet names, already? Cute. Coming from the literal cat.
"Fine then, a pleasure to meet you, Kuro-chan." I retort with a sly smile.
"Oh, Nori-kun~! The pleasure is all mine, nya~!" she hums back hotly.
Fuck. This is going to be a thing, isn't it?
God have mercy on my self-control when this sickness leaves my body, or else I may actually put kittens in this girl before I'm ready to start daddying.
Helluva Boss reference, anyone?
As I elaborate on those future prospects, the cat finally gets up onto her two feet and stretches out some of the kinks that come from talking to a weird maybe god in a forest for lord knows how long.
Yes. Her figure is indeed exaggerated for no reason, and her breasts do jiggle. What made you guess?
"Now then, Nori-kun~? Do you have somewhere you can go? We can't have you laying around on top of this mountain forever you know!" she begins, her expression turning slightly more serious, "Your aura and scent are attracting stray devils and yokai alike, and not everyone has my levels of control. I've had to kill a bunch of strays and bind up a few of my kind on the way up here, nya!"
Ah. That would be a problem, wouldn't it?
"Well, I don't exactly know how to stop it? My aura and scent, I mean." I huff, "With that, it wouldn't matter where I hole up, yeah? Even then..." I trail off into a mutter. "I can't remember anything before the time I suddenly woke up on that bridge, besides my name. So I don't even know if I have anywhere else to go."
And isn't that just depressing to think about? At the end of my little fight back at the bridge, I had clearly gained something. I have a bunch of new knowledge floating around in my head, and I know I felt something was off and new about me earlier, but I've just been too tired to sort through it all.
Or asleep, either or.
I probably have powers of some kind now, and I don't doubt now that now, since apparently Kuroka feels some sort of holy power coming off me.
I hope I'm not an Angel. Please, for the love of the dead God whose name I used the other day, I seriously hope I'm not an Angel.
No sex after all this would blow, I'm telling you.
In any case, I don't feel hunger or thirst, and I can remember the encounter with that snake thing perfectly, and that's just what I've noticed offhandedly so far. Once I slept off this illness, I was fully planning on just kind of...wandering until I hit civilization.
But with my aura and scent making me a big bright monster beacon? Hah. That's a tall order, ain't it? Especially if what Kuroka's saying is true, it means the only reason I haven't been munched in my sleep yet is that she got to them first.
"I see..." Kuroka suddenly says softly, drawing me from my mental anguish, "well, if that's the case! I think I can help you, Nori-kun!"
Oh fuck she looks way too excited now. Her tail is swaying rapidly what are you, a dog? and her grins turned cheshire.
"And...how could you do that?" I hesitantly ask.
Suddenly, her hands are gasping my yukata. My eyes widen. "Hey! What are yo-"
"Nya-hah~!" and with just a bit of exertion, I'm hefted up, and over her shoulder.
It takes everything I have to not puke on the spot.
"I'll take you home with me, and show you the ropes~!" Kuroka exclaimed at me, patting me on the back. "You may think otherwise, Nori-kun, but you are some type of deity! That means your powers are all your own, and you can control them! And I think I can help show you how nya~!"
She started walking with me, and meanwhile, I was screaming internally.
You can teleport you damn cat! Why are you walking and swaying your hips with a sick man flung over your shoulder!?
"As for your scent? Well," Kuroka goes on, oblivious to my thoughts, "Senjutsu is the magic of the body! I'm sure I can cook something up to suppress your scent, maybe even show you how to do it too, nya~!"
Her tails slowly glide down the side of my face.
"Aren't I just the best kitty, hmm, Nori-kun~?" she states with what I assume is a sultry smirk, judging by her tone.
I deny her a proper response.
Well, mostly. I do bring my hand back, and give her ass a nice and proper smack.
As she yelps and nearly tumbles over, I call out, "Stop swaying you damn cat! You want me to throw up back here!?"
"Oh my~!" Kuroka chuckles sweetly, "You don't have to pay me back quite yet, nya~!"
To her credit, she does stop swaying.
Unfortunately, I can be really petty when I want to be!
I decided that once this sickness passed over me, I am going to mercilessly tease and flirt this damn cat down into a flustered mess before absolutely ruining her.
I remember something about her wanting a dragon to give her kittens or something, right? Because they were strong?
Well fuck that. By the time I'm done with her? Dragons sure as hell aren't going to be the thing on her mind when it comes to getting knocked up.
Who needs a scaly lizard cat when you've got a far superior god right here!
~ A New Sun ~
It was late evening by the time we arrived at Kuroka's home.
And by home, I mean shack. And by arrived, I mean I was basically dragged the last half mile.
Lazily ass cat said I was too heavy. Bullshit!
With a thunk, I was basically dropped onto the ground by my catnapper. Not even in the shade too, I was dumped on the grass bathed in late evening sunlight.
It felt...nice, actually.
The sunlight I mean, not being dropped. Not into that!
"Kuroka." I grumble into the grass, "Is this how you usually treat a sick man?" I slowly lift my head up to look at her.
"What's the problem, hmm? Can't take a little fall on the grass? Besides!" she looks at me, a glint in her eyes, "Isn't it rude to complain when a lady invites you to her home, nya~?"
"You kidnapped me." I state blankly.
"Catnapped you, for educational purposes, nya~!" She winked at me, and I groan, putting my head back down.
"Ah~, nya~..."
I look back up though, once I hear Kuroka half groaning, half purring.
My eyes immediately lock onto Kuroka's figure as she's stretching, but not in the type of pre or post-workout, no no, she's blatantly doing a seductive stretch that shows off her body.
Wanna know how I know for sure?
Her breasts, they're jiggling all over the place, in such over-exaggerated ways it's fairly absurd. Breasts don't naturally move like that! And she's hardly moving at all!
Slowly, Kuroka looks at me, meeting my gaze, and smirks.
"Enjoying the show, Nori-kun~?"
I stare back at her blankly.
And then, slowly, I smirk right back.
"You know what? Yeah, I think I am~..." I slowly, huskily mutter back. "But, you know, it's not far if only I get something outta this~..."
I promptly drop the upper portion of my yukata, leaving everything from my waist down still covered, and I begin stretching as well.
Two can play this game, cat!
You know, I never really got the chance to check my body out all this time, but I will say, even without seeing my face, I do look like a deity at least.
Like, gawd damn, I look good! A lean and well muscles frame chiseled seemingly from marble, coated in pale white skin, that somehow doesn't look sickly, but rather bright and lively.
I can see flickers of obsidian or charcoal black hair in my vision, and a...huh. There's a deep red flame-looking birthmark on either side of my clavicle.
Ah. My dormant Demon Slayer Mark.
Wait. Demon Slayer Mark? I...there's stuff to unpack there. Later. Do it later when I have time to think.
More importantly, does this mean I won't be allowed in hot springs because it looks like a tattoo!?
Noooo! That's like, half the point of living in Japan!
Disregarding my inner despair, I come to my senses once more to see Kuroka shamelessly ogling me with the tiniest bit of a blush on her face.
I shoot her a knowing smile and continue to ogle her right back.
After a few long moments of this, Kuroka finally sighs and sits down right in front of the shack. In the shade, of course.
"Show off, nya~!" she huffs and pouts.
"Right back at you kitty~!" I respond easily. "Unless of course, you mean to say you can't take what you dish out right on back?"
She shakes her head, "Of course I can Nori-kun! You just haven't seen everything I can do yet to try challenging me, nya~!"
I deadpan at her. "I've already seen you naked, though."
She pouts at me for a moment, putting on a sultry smile. "Foolish of you to assume it ends there~..."
"Says the busty virgin kitty."
She flinches as if struck, "V-Virgin!?" she sputters out.
"Why of course," I slowly mirror her sultry smile, though mine morphs into a smirk. "after all, only a virgin would tease a man like this incessantly. And when the man finally gives in? Well~..." I give her a deep rumbling chuckle. "usually, the end result is the virgin ends up learning something quite, new~..."
Ah. There's the flushed face I was looking for. Whiplash time!
"Anyways!" I speak up, normal-toned, as if I didn't just enunciate I'd fuck the hell out of her. "Don't you have something to 'educate' me on?"
"Ah, like the virtues of the female bo-"
"Not that. Virgin kitty, remember?" I state, my tone unwavering.
"Gyah!" Kuroka puts her hand on her chest and flinches back, once more.
After her moment of fake dramatics, she huffs and shakes her head, the red in her cheeks quickly vanishing, and any fluster in her expression morphing back into her usual mischievous smile and glint in her eyes.
Ah, but what's that I see? A fire in those pretty little hazel-gold eyes of yours? Someone's especially determined now, hmm?
Good. Good. You can see I'm willing to play ball! But every time you think you're about to score, I'll steal the ball right from under you, each, and every time!
"Hmm, right, I suppose you do need to get your aura under control, nya?" Kuroka lays down on her side, head in her hand.
Ah, french girls pose. Nice~!
"Luckily, it should be fairly simple. About as simple as it is for a Devil to control Demonic Power, or an Angel their Light." Kuroka holds up her free hand and forms a purple sphere just above her palm. "Simply focus, find the aura around you, and pull it back tight around yourself, nya~!"
Well. That was shit advice. If it was that easy I could probably have figured it out myself!
With a huff, I sit myself down, "No way it could be that easy." I vocalize.
Just before I close my eyes and concentrate, I see Kuroka smirk.
In my mind's eye, pitch black is all that greets me. Kuroka's "advice" didn't actually tell me how to find my aura. Focus? Focus on what?
I get the distinct impression that asking her for more info will just give me a shrug and her shaking her tits more, so I decide against it.
Focus. Hmm, well, my aura is being radiated out into the surroundings, I'll try and focus on the area around me, first.
God this feels so silly.
And at first, it also feels like a lesson in futility.
I can feel the cool afternoon breeze that brushes through the area, the soft grass beneath where I sit. Everything felt normal, and I just felt like an idiot.
Then I had a strange thought.
Where's the warmth of the sun?
The sun is slowly setting, sure. But last I checked, I'm not in the shade. Sunlight was beaming down upon me right about now.
So then, where is the warmth from it?
Ah. Wait, I remember. I didn't feel any warmth or heat from it earlier.
It just felt...nice.
The kind of nice feeling you get, when you open up the window in the morning, and the sun hits you just right. And you know, you just know, that today is going to be a great day.
I grasped that feeling. And refused to let it go.
And suddenly, I found the warmth that was missing.
A pulsating warmth, spreading out from me in tidal waves.
The pitch black of my mind's eye is replaced by a roiling, shifting honey-like mist, all coming straight from me.
My body is acting almost like the world's largest most broken smoke generator, and I'm not entirely too sure how to stop it.
Apparently, I just have to reign it in. Via what? My will, a thought?
I take a deep breath, and push down the irritation I feel begin to bubble up before it even surfaces.
And it's within that moment when I take a breath, and feel the rhythmic beating of my heart, that I make a curious discovery. With every beat of my heart, another wave of the golden mist surges forth.
So, I focus on that, instead. I imagine my heart, but instead of an organ like normal, I for some reason see a literal sun, pulsing with solar light.
No matter, I stare at the beating star within my mind's eye.
I think about it not blasting the area with aura.
It doesn't respond.
I imagine it not blasting the area with aura.
It doesn't respond.
I ask it nicely to stop blasting the area with aura.
It doesn't respond. And in fact? It gets worse.
That irritation from before returns, but I don't smash it down, instead, I use it as fuel to command the beating star to cease.
And it slows, the aura jetting out from it soon fizzling away, instead, it merely thumps with light and fire.
But this isn't good enough. I've still got an aura flowing about all around me.
Another command, and this time the roiling mist begins to retreat, being sucked up by the star.
All of a sudden, I'm back in the real world. In my chest, where my heart is, I feel that same rhythmic thumping and beating, but not with blood, but rather heat.
My heart burned in my chest, but it didn't feel bad, instead, it felt so, so nice.
I hold up my arms to my face, seeing them coated in a pure honey-like aura. It doesn't take me long for me to feel that entire aura covering my entire body.
"Huh." I say, "I take it back, that was actually kind of easy, just needed to figure out how to actually get the ball rolling!" I take a look at my cat girl spectator, only to find her sitting up, gaping at me as if I grew a second head. "Uh, Kuroka? Everything okay there?"
Slowly, she points to my head.
Oh shit, did I actually grow a second one!?
I turn quickly and find a, well...
Halo.
That's new.
Right behind my head though, and it kind of looks like a sun?
Huh, for a second there, I almost thought I was some type of Angel. Whew!
"Nori-kun." Kuroka suddenly piped up, rather quietly actually, "I'm starting to think you aren't a full deity..."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time!" I reply exacerbated.
Kuroka sighs, "It's a lot more complicated than that, nya."
She crawls over to me and points directly at my face. Yes, her tits do sway, that should be a given every time she does this at this point.
"You, Nori-kun, are a demigod. Half-God. Like Grim Reapers, Valkyries, and such. Although," a glimmer of what I almost think is worry enters her eyes, "you really...aren't? Your power, it's Holy Spirit Power. The Holy Power of the Kami. I'm honestly kind of embarrassed to mix it up, but every pantheon's deities have their own type that's vaguely the same, and I don't go out trying to figure out which is which."
She sighs, looking to the setting sun and then back to me, "Kami aren't really gods per se, they're more like spirits, or forces of nature. Honestly, when was the last time someone like you walked Japan..." she trailed off, wondering into her mind it seems.
Oh.
Oh damn. Okay, yeah I kind of see the problem here. Not Greek, Norse, or any other kind.
A Kami though, huh? Gee, I wonder which one. What with the literal sun halo behind my head?
Though, truth be told? I'm not actually all that worried.
Really, this is just the sort of motivation I need.
I chuckle as my aura and halo fade, then casually I reach out my hand, and pat Kuroka straight on top of her head.
"N-Nyaaa!?"
Not letting the ensuing mewl deter me, I speak. "Is that worry I sense from you, Kuro-chan~?"
"T-That! You! Not! Aga-" Kuroka fumbled over her words.
I interjected before she fell face first, by scratching behind her ears, and watching with a smile as she leaned into my hand more.
"Well. You don't need to worry!" I reassure her, "Though I may be a Half-Kami, and you a Reincarnated Devil and Former Yokai, that doesn't change my opinion of you! I'm not gonna suddenly smite you! Even if you are teasing little minx!"
"Nya!? Teasing minx?" Kuroka whines, faking dejection. "Is that really what you think of me, nya~?"
Really? That's what you choose to focus on? Alright, kitty. You wanna play again? Here we go!
"If you really want, I suppose I could think of you as something else~..." I mutter huskily, Kuroka's ears twitch and her eyes widen slightly.
But she's too late to pull out, as I wrap my hand around the back of her head, and pull her mere inches body mere inches away from my own. Our heads are so close, are noses almost touch.
"For saving me on that mountain top, I guess I could consider you like a pet~." I huff the word, right into her ear.
Kuroka, practically vibrates in my hand, her face immediately flushing red. "S-Say," she starts, unusually quiet and almost timid, "since I found you, doesn't that mean you're m-my pet~?"
Oh, kitty. All that fake bravado. Has no one really ever come on to you this hard before?
I chuckle darkly, smirking as I feel it make her quiver, "Ah, but aren't you forgetting something, pet~?" she actually half moans, half mewls when I call her that, "Half-Gods, no matter the component parts, we still take whatever we want~..." I drawl deeply to finish it.
The moment I said that. I could see it in her eyes, something shifted. From embarrassment to sheer overwhelming lust.
"N-NNYYAAAAHH~!?" she quickly dashes back from me, eyes wide, faces completely beat red. She takes deep heaving breaths, with a hand placed on her chest.
Huh. Did I just accidentally trigger her mating frenzy there for a second?
You know. I went into this assuming this would be difficult. But now I realize something.
Kuroka looks the way she does, she's flirtatious and shameless as all hell, and she's literally thrown herself at guys like Vali, yet she still remains a virgin despite all that.
I know my game isn't the greatest, but after that realization, it's just sad.
In a proper fight, this girl could break me in half, yet sexually she isn't all there.
Side note, I am very horny right now, and cursing this sickness that's stopping my body from getting it up!
But. Soon.
I should probably check on the poor cat first though.
"So." I begin with a stupid smirk, "You really can't take what you dish out, huh?"
Her eyes flick back at me, "That's...that was different, nya~!" she whines.
"So what you're saying is that I should most definitely call you pet from now o-"
"Nya!? No no! Please don't Nori-kun! Why are you so mean!?"
The gas lighting is strong with this one.
"Fine, fine." I hold my hands up placatingly. "I'll only call you pet sometimes." she glares at me. I click my tongue. "Alright, fine, only during specific...moments." I leave that implication hanging, and she blinks at me, flushing just a tad.
Well. That was certainly one way to cheer her up. Kind of got off the rails there, but I think it did...something?
Regardless, ruthlessly tease and come on to Kuroka some more later. For now?
Well, I'd like to figure out something about that whole attracting people into eating my thing!
I clap my hands together, causing her to perk up and focus on me, "Now then, Kuro-chan?" I ask, "What's next?"
It took me much longer than it probably should have to realize she was smirking at me once again.
Much longer than that to register that the cat just pulled a book out of her cleavage, and chucked it straight at my face.
"Gackkk! Oi! Damn cat!"
"Nyah ha ha~!"
~ A New Sun ~
After figuring out how to restrain my aura, Kuroka decided to call it a night.
As for Senjutsu, that book she threw in my face all of a sudden was a book on the basics.
Basically, she said to learn what's in it first before we could get started on me properly learning to reign in my scent.
Then she left and went to go steal something for us to eat. Now, she just told me she was ordering it, implying she was paying, but...
Being a criminal wanted by one of the Three Factions tends to not leave you with much in the way of money, and besides, Kuroka strikes me as the type that's too lazy to try to get legal tender anyway.
Demonic Mind Magic strikes the need for the middleman anyways. Besides, I don't think she actively hurt anyone to get it.
I didn't need to eat, but I ate with her regardless because that's the nice thing to do. Also, Freshness Burgers are indeed, very fresh.
As for our living situation.
When I described Kuroka's home as a shack earlier, I was actually overselling it.
It's legit just a dirt and stone cube, with holes for windows. Made out of Senjutsu and Magic, or so Kuroka claimed.
There's barely any space, and of course, there's only one futon.
You know what that means, yeah?
I have a big titty kitty buried in my side while I'm trying to sleep.
Now I must admit, the bed although it is kinda shit quality is better than a grove, so there's that.
But the soft, sensual, busty cat girl using me as a body pillow is making actual restful sleep a daunting task.
Starting to think my pushing her earlier caused this.
Task failed successfully?
Just when I get the chance to rest without feeling ill, this happens, of course.
Though it is just like pets. To be annoying.
Still can't believe I actually called her that, and she seemed to like it.
Honestly, still wrapping my head around this being DxD, the girls here simply aren't like they are back home.
I could probably be even more bold, if I was feeling up to it, probably could have gotten laid already. Maybe.
Although, I'm probably only thinking of this now because Kuroka is literally purring into my side.
Horny? Very. It's why I can't sleep, yet my sickness won't let me do anything about it. Double whammy.
I give out a sigh and look down at the cat girl on my side.
Only to find a smirk marring her face.
I stare blankly down at her.
"Kuroka." I deadpan. "You've been awake this whole time, haven't you?"
A beat passes.
"Kuroka."
Another beat, and then...
"Nyaaa~!" she wiggles into my side with a loud badly faked yawn, "you're so warm, Nari-kun~..."
I quickly dispense divine retribution upon this big titty kitty via a hearty slap upon her rear.
The half mewl, half moan she gives in response only causes me to turn to her, and wrap her up in my arms.
Now. I don't grope her, or anything. I have more class than that!
But, if one of my hands were to say, land and stay on her nicely shaped ass and stay there, and she didn't try and move away herself, then who am I to move it away?
It's found a perfectly fine resting spot, after all!
"And you're so soft, Kuro-chan~..." I mutter back, right into her ear, relishing in the way she shivers against me.
Fuck you cat. If I don't get to sleep, no one gets to sleep!
Tomorrow morning, or more likely tomorrow afternoon at the rate trying to sleep is going, I need to get off my ass and get to work.
No more sickness getting in the way, I'll power through it if I have to. No more kitty getting in the way, no matter how much of a massive cock tease she is, I'll tease her right back into her place.
I need to figure out what I have, and I need to start working on it as soon as I can.
I'll probably start with whatever I have from Demon Slayer, I have a mark, I must have more. Maybe Kuroka could make me a sword so I can practice?
I get the feeling I'll have a fair bit to work on, won't I?
I do have more than just the mark.
Hinokami Kagura.
Dance.
My bokken a traditional Japanese wooden training sword swings down, in an arching vertical slash.
It's mid-afternoon now. We had only just recently woken up, and I managed to convince Kuroka to make this for me.
Clear Blue Sky.
A seamless transition into a horizontal 360 slash. Don't forget to breathe.
Don't ask how I managed that. Let's just say, she's laying on her side watching me right now, and not on her rear, for a reason.
Raging Sun.
Like a perfect dance, I move into flinging two consecutive arching slashes around myself right after.
I will say, the craftsmanship is pretty good. And in my preferred style, too. A Dai-Katana, more often known as an Odachi, is a Japanese great sword. My preferred length is about that of a bastard sword.
Burning Bones, Summer Sun.
I step forwards, unleashing a singular slash with a spiraling motion. Perfect.
Though the sword's length isn't standard for Sun Breathing, or in my case the Kagura, it works just as fine. It feels much more natural this way, regardless.
Setting Sun Transformation.
I backflip, kicking off the ground with the forward momentum of my last slash, only to perform another horizontal slash, spiraling as I do, my blade creasing through the air with ease.
It's strange, though, I specifically have the exact knowledge on how to use the Hinokami Kagura, not Sun Breathing. Which I remember Tanjiro himself stated was an imperfect version with unnecessary movements, some sloppy footwork, and perhaps more.
Solar Heat Haze.
I land, and dash forward in a burst of speed, delivering a strike with my bokken at speeds that would boggle the senses.
But, really, I don't truly mind. I doubt my body could handle the full and true Sun Breathing Technique as I am now. I'll take whatever I can get.
Beneficent Radiance.
Like clockwork, I'm in the air again, performing a spiraling upwards slash at some imaginary foe.
But this knowledge of how to perform the Kagura isn't all I got. I also discovered I have a secondary power system, separate from the beating star in my heart that seems to be the source of my demigodly powers. I recognized it almost instantly from my memories.
Sunflower Thrust.
When I land, I lash out with the tip of my blade. Even as I feel the force of my landing, the way the air shifts from the movements I make, the leaf atop my forehead doesn't fall off.
I have a chakra pathway system and chakra with which to fill it. I honestly couldn't say how much I actually have since I don't have anyone to compare to, but pooling my physical and mental energies is giving me what I consider a good amount.
Sun Halo Dragon Head Dance.
With a bit more strain, I burst forwards into a whirlwind of movement, slashing at multiple imaginary foes with multiple full power swings.
I've got knowledge of chakra theory and manipulation, as well as a jutsu I could learn, but no control yet. Gotta start from the basics, then rush B for Shadow Clones, of course.
Fire Wheel.
At my last imaginary foe, rather than slash them, I jump over them and then slash them in twine with a singular vertical slash with a circular motion.
As for everything else? Well, I've got knowledge of several Japanese weapons in my head, though I have a preference for an odachi as already stated. I have knowledge of two Martial Arts styles I never heard of before; Sendo and the Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist.
Fake Rainbow.
I land and immediately spiral into a burst of motion. Twisting, turning, rotating my body every which way. I blur across the grass and see the afterimages left in my wake.
Jeez. The name on that last one though. Isn't it kind of overcompensating for something?
Flame Dance.
I screeched to a halt, my blade already raised. Two slashes spur forthwith, one after another, a vertical into a horizontal.
I watch as the tree I just struck with that last attack slowly falls apart at the cross-shaped attack.
And I breathe. Sweet, fresh oxygen fills my body, and I can almost feel it as it ripples throughout my veins, bones, and muscles. Rejuvenating them in ways I didn't think were possible.
Sendo, that other martial art I mentioned before, also involved breathing. Through self-controlled respiration, it manifests some kind of energy called Hamon or the Ripple, Wave Energy. Power like that of the Sun.
The Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist is more a defensive, counter-attacking based style, that also involves breathing and the flow of energy. Though my physique is unfortunately not up to par to handle diving into it yet, I can tell it'll work well with everything else.
I'm starting to see a theme with my powers.
Just as I'm about to continue my dance, a voice stills me.
"Ah, Nori-kun~?" Kuroka half yawns, half calls.
I turn towards the laying cat, a frown mounting on my face, I actually feel myself about to snap at her, anger quickly building in my gut.
That reaction actually shocks me enough that I pause, and am able to push it down before responding in a much more neutral tone.
"Hmm?"
She points, an amused look in her eyes. "The leaf fell off your head, didn't you notice? Right at the end, nya."
I blink, then slowly look down to see the said leaf.
I let out a much longer than usual sigh, probably as a result of all the air I just took in, and reach down and pick it up.
"Thanks for telling me, Kuro-chan." I murmur, still holding back my sizzling anger at being interrupted.
Why does that piss me off so much? She was just trying to help...
I promptly stick it back to my head, and with the Seal of Confrontation, focus the chakra needed to stick it atop my head.
"Nya?" Kuroka tilts her head, "You know, Nori-kun? Those moves of yours looked very cool, like a dance, actually! But I gotta ask, what are you doing, nya~?"
"Training." I reply simply.
Dance, huh? Well, it was a kagura.
She pipes up, "Training? While sick? That can't be good, nya!"
I shrug, "Course it doesn't, being sick doesn't help, but that's kind of the point." I turn back and begin practicing some basic sword swings. Overhead vertical strikes right down onto the tree stump in front of me.
Damn, this thing is really well-made, huh? Not even a crack on it.
"Being sick makes the training harder, more effective, at least in my mind anyways." Though my swimming head would really like to have a word with me on that.
Kuroka pauses for a beat, "Just seems like a great way of getting yourself hurt and put out of commission for longer, nya."
I snort, "Says the lazy kitty with only two tails."
"What was that!?" I can hear her sit up from the ground as she shouts. I smirk.
"Two. Tails. Kitty~!" I speak it out slowly, and a tad louder.
"How do you even know about that!? Multiple body parts denoting power! You just learned about this world yesterday, nya!" She responds, exacerbated.
"That's how it works in anime, yeah?"
"We don't live in an anime, nya~!"
Okay. At that, I almost keeled over and rolled around the ground in a fit of giggles.
"C-Can you prove we're not?" It was a hard thing though, holding myself back from breaking out laughing.
"Well, I mean..." Kuroka pauses, and I can almost feel the gears turning in her simple catlike mind as she tries to come up with a counterpoint.
I can feel the moment she gave up, huffed, and started whining. "That's not the point nya! Using the Underworld Ranking System, I'm an Ultimate Class Devil!"
Ah. Just ignore me again. Fine, be that way.
"Okay? And? What's that prove?" I counter, "Just because the Devils rate you one way, doesn't mean you have power still to gain elsewhere! I mean," I stop smacking the poor tree stump, and fully turn back to her, "unless you think you hit the limit of your potential?"
I can see the conflict on her face, or what I think is conflict. Kind of hard to tell, but it's not anger, fear...maybe sadness?
Eventually, Kuroka speaks quietly, "No, I don't think so...maybe?" Kuroka shrugs, "Never really thought about it much, to be honest, nya..."
Ah, maybe this all ties back to the experiments performed on her back then?
Well, it's not my place to pry right now, but I know this can't be her limit. Her sister gains a third tail in the normal future. And there's a Nekomata out there with seven tails.
Maybe those experiments did something to stunt her potential or growth, but I seriously doubt it. More likely, Kuroka has room to grow stronger than her sister and the Nekomata I mentioned before, but simply doesn't work to attain it.
Likely due to feelings of guilt and depression, which would be my bet.
Well, in due time...I want to see her reach that potential.
Oh, you poor kitty. Not only do you have my attention sexually, but now you have my eye on your potential!
Ah, all in due time.
Suddenly, Kuroka shakes her head, brushing all those thoughts off and powering on, "Oi, back up a minute! This isn't about me! We were talking about you training, while sick, nya~!"
I hum, "Were we?"
"Yes, nya!" she shoots back. "I don't think you should be doing it, really. Besides, you still have that Senjutsu book to read, you know!"
Hmm. Stay inside, and read? Or dance?
The answer is simple. Easy. Automatic.
"No." I reply evenly, "I'll do it once I've exhausted my body."
Kuroka frowns, "Noriaki-kun. I'm telling you, this isn't good for yo-"
"Kuroka." I cut her off through gritted teeth. "I don't want to stay inside, in a bed. All alone, again. Reading some book." By the time I even realized what I was saying, my voice had up ticked in volume, and that anger, was bubbling in my gut.
"I would much rather be out here, not locked in a damn house, stifled again! With barely any room to move, no one to see what I could do! I..." I blink, as something catches in my throat.
Oh fuck I forget to breathe.
I gag, my knees hit the ground as bile rises in my throat. Liquid streams down my face as I wait, liquid?
Am I crying?
I stifle back a gag, and force down the bile, as I reach up and touch my face.
Pulling it back, I see the clear streams of tears, painted across my fingers.
Huh. Why...?
I freeze as I feel a hand gently, almost hesitantly, pat me on the back.
Ah. Fuck. I just...damn it.
"Sorry about that..." I refuse to look at her, instead staring down at the ground. "I don't know what...any of that was about."
Slowly, carefully, Kuroka rubs my back in a circular motion. "It's okay...amnesia, right? Did I perhaps trigger something? A memory, nya~?" she softly purrs in my ear.
But it didn't sound seductive, more soothing?
I don't like this. Being consoled like a baby. It's pathetic.
But, I hate this feeling more.
"I..." I trail off slowly, forcing that feeling back to the surface, and along with it, the nugget of memory attached. "I was always alone," I stated fact, "in a big house, somewhere. I" the tears came again, Kuroka patted me on the back, and I forced it to continue, playing out like a film in my mind.
"I was always alone. So I, cooked for myself. Kept the house clean, for myself. Played games, by myself. Read by myself." Why does the list feel endless? "I have, a guardian." I hiss suddenly, nearly making Kuroka jump. "She'd come by, from time to time...I...the smell of alcohol." The smell pisses me off, just thinking about it.
"She'd either be or get drunk, then trash the place. I'd clean up, and throw her in a room. She'd always be gone the next day. Repeat, over and over..." Purple hair fills my mind. A figure of a woman, with a bust equal to the cat girl next to me, flickers through my mind.
Ah, the perfect definition of what it means to want to hate fuck someone could never be described more succinctly as her.
And yet.
"But one day." I perk up, "She showed me how to dance." I smile, a truly wide smile, a tear-filled smile. "And I never wanted to stop. I wanted to show everyone, including her, I wanted to just dance."
My smile wavers. "Somehow. I don't get the feeling I got that as much as I wanted, huh...?"
"There, there, Nori-kun~..." Kuroka slowly pulls me into her bosom, and I blink. "As long as your out here, you can dance as much as you want, nya~!"
"Ah?" I smile, weakly. "But?" I add on.
"But not if you'll hurt yourself doing it! There are always ways to heal you, of course, like the bedroom method, for example, ~" she purrs out seductively, "but, well this is still serious, nya!"
I chuckle. "I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. Especially since just from the name I already have a feeling I know what the bedroom method is all about?"
For my comment, I get a bat on the head. Ow. "It works most effectively when you can use your ki too you know~!" But also a sultry reply?
Damn it cat. Stay consistent! Are you trying to seduce me, cheer me up, stop me from overworking, or work on something else? Pick one damn it!
"Are you trying to get me to study that book, so I can learn how to access my ki just so when I inevitably strain myself too far we can use the method better?"
This time, Kuroka just sighs, "Maybe?" she wearily replies, "I get the feeling you won't stop working, and I can't watch you all the time, even if you do look dazzling training as you were~..."
She continues rubbing my back.
My exposed back, because I've been doing this all with the torso portion of my yukata down to show off.
Hey? If it works, it works!
"Still, Nori-kun!" She perks up, "I invited you to my home"
"Shack."
"Home," Kuroka pressed on, "and I want you to leave better than when you left, nya~!"
"Still don't fully get why you kidnapped me in the first place." I tack on, blandly.
I don't even need to see her face, to feel the glint in her eyes as she stares at the back of my head. "Hmm, who can say, who can say, nya~..." she continues patting me on the back like I'm a sort of goddamn puppy.
"I hate that you have to see me like this." I suddenly say, and before she can quip, or say it's okay, I press on, "I don't like it. Being vulnerable like this. I hate it. You shouldn't have to deal with my problems, they're mine. No one else should have to suffer for my issues. Me being all snappy. Which is why..."
I pull back from her and look her straight in the eyes. "I'll pay you back. Somehow, someway. I don't know quite yet what I'm going to do, but I'll do it. For everything you've done here for me. For all you've seen"
I stop, flinching back slightly in shock as Kuroka suddenly puts a hand on my cheek gently. "You don't have to." she says softly, almost pleadingly, "I get it. I was in your place too. It's fine, really!"
I narrow my eyes at her. "I'm gonna do it," I state succinctly, "I'm stubborn like that."
For a moment, we stare into each other's eyes.
A beat, or two, or more passes in tense silence.
And then, finally, Kuroka sighs.
"I can see that..." she trails off wearily, and I smile.
"I'm sure you have, pet~!" I chuckle like a madman, even as Kuroka suddenly locks her hands around my shoulders and squeezes.
"Alright, that tears it!" She suddenly stands up, "Inside, nya!"
"Study time?" I ask bemused.
"Yes! Study time! For a very naughty demigod, nya!"
Look. Kuroka, if you say shit like that, you're going to make me think of other sexual fantasies involving you.
Oh well. I could use a break from all this sappy stuff anyways.
Maybe after this, I should work out a schedule. Demigod/chakra training during the day, physical conditioning in between, study when physically drained, try and dance the Kagura all night from sunset to sunrise?
Hmm. Could use a bit of refinement, but I think I'll have the time.
Kuroka seems pretty intent on making this a long study session after all.
~ A New Sun ~
I was correct, Kuroka did indeed force me to study the rest of the day.
Although her method of trying to make me learn isn't really helping though.
As I sat there reading the book Kuroka gave to me on Senjutsu, she had her arms wrapped around my neck, and her tits placed formed on top of my head.
"It's to help you focus, nya~!" She would say.
It did indeed not help me focus.
Luckily for me, I have something like an overcharged eidetic memory, so I can just pull up the mental image of the book's pages whenever I need.
Now, I'm going to be honest, going into learning Senjutsu I was a tad bit...hesitant. Mostly because I have chakra, and a chakra pathway system, and if my memory serves chakra is technically a type of life force, much like ki.
I was afraid that trying to learn DxD Senjutsu might make me accidentally absorb natural energy far before I was ready, and cause me to turn into a stone statue on the spot.
Or, even worse? Make me turn into a cat.
The one thing keeping my fear in check was the fact that humans in Naruto did exist before the Sage spread chakra to the world, meaning those people had to have had some other type of life force.
Now, if only I could find it!
"The most basic method of learning Senjutsu is via mediation~! Concentrate on your state of mind, find the ki the life force that sustains your existence and quietly release it into the world, nya~..." Kuroka purred hotly into my ear, her arms wrapped around my neck, bust pressed against my back.
State of mind, huh? Well. I think I'm very horny. But also very pissed that the sickness running through my body hasn't abated enough yet to let me get it up so I can not so quietly release something at her.
I swear, she's doing this shit on purpose. Maybe she's holding a grudge over the pet thing?
Fuck it, I'll double, and triple down if I have to.
First though, trying to find my ki is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
I've got a couple of different power systems already to juggle, my chakra pathways, and the beating sun in my heart, so trying to find a new one that I have no idea where to even start really isn't going great.
I figured my being half-spirit or kami might actually make this process easier, but I guess not. Maybe my human half is fucking everything up? My other power systems? Kuroka being a cock tease?
Maybe I'm just shit at Senjutsu?
Only time will tell, I suppose. Not like I have anything else going on.
Senjutsu is supposedly the 'magic of the body', right? Pretty sure Kuroka said that herself in the Light Novels of this world.
Maybe, rather than looking for my ki in the same place I've been feeling out my chakra and holy spirit powers, I should look for the place where my body and spirit meet?
Is that even possible? How would that even
"Nya~..." the cat girl leaning against me suddenly yawns into my ear, causing me to shiver and drop my train of thought like a rock. "Ah, Nori-kun~...look how long we've been at this, nya~!"
I open my eyes and crank my head to look out at the now night sky, the moon echoing its dirty silver light across the world.
I blink. And casually choose to forget I called the moonlight dirty. Seriously, what the hell?
"Huh, guess it has been a while." I move to stand up from my meditative pose, causing the cat girl still clinging to me to fall back with a yelp, "With no progress so far. Can't help but wonder why...?" I intone, whilst giving the big titty kitty a glare through my side-eye.
"I think the answer is pretty simple, actually!" she winks and sticks her tongue out at me, "You just suck at Senjutsu, that's all, nya~!"
This fucking cat.
"Don't worry about it though, Nori-kun!" Kuroka quickly adds, "Most humans are like that! It'll take a little bit for you to find your ki, but that's just natural! Even if you're only half, nya~!"
I click my tongue, "That's...fair." I admit begrudgingly. "Still, isn't there another way? Like, physically working myself to the bone until my ki manifests?"
Kuroka frowns slightly at that, "That could work, technically. But that doesn't just happen after a single back-breaking workout, you know? That could take months, even years, of dedicated body breaking to happen." she points at me at that, "That kind of time isn't something you have. Not only that, you're sick," she stresses, "and even still, this method although tedious and very boring is still the fastest."
Well. Shit. Better trust the ki and Senjutsu expert here. Plan grind like Sai The Man is a bust.
"It's also ripe for opportunity to tease you, nya~!" Kuroka giggles slyly.
I fucking knew it!
I take a deep breath, in and out, roll my shoulders, loosen my body and just take a second to chill.
Release the anger, release my lust holy shit there's a lot of lust and get back to the task at hand here.
Training? Training. I want to see how long I can last dancing the Hinokami Kagura tonight. It's well past sunset, but I don't think I could make it from sunset to sunrise as I am now anyway.
Ignoring the still giggling cat, I go and pick up my bokken, and head out the door.
Kuroka suddenly stops, "Eh!? Nori-kun! Where are you going, nya~!?"
"Outside." I respond simply.
"For what!"
"To dance?" I tact on.
"Too~?"
I sigh. "Train." I grumble out.
"Nori-kun..." Kuroka begins, in an almost accusatory tone.
"Would you like to watch?" I quickly interrupt her to add on.
Kuroka pauses, I can feel her grinning faintly at my back. "Sure nya~! Your dances are actually pretty amazing!"
I chuckle slightly, "You've only seen me dance once, though?"
Her grin turns cheshire, "That's all I need to see to know you're amazing at dancing Nori-kun, nya~!"
I'm so, so glad I'm not facing her right now.
Because judging from the fact that my face is burning right now, I'm actually blushing from that little compliment!
By the dead god whose name I said the other day, just how starved for attention am I that what got me was that!?
Not the killer curves, the massive breasts, the pretty face. None of that. A compliment.
Fuck, I'm really not looking forward to getting the rest of my memories.
"Well, come along then, kitty." I try to keep my tone as neutral as possible, but I don't think it's really needed. I don't need special sensing skills to know she probably already knows of my state.
I will remember this, kitty. And I will pay it back severalfold!
~ A New Sun ~
Kuroka really did mean what she said, his dancing his beautiful, but also somehow...fierce? Is that the right word?
Spinning, spiraling, kicking out, he moves. Stops, strikes a specific pose, then flows back into another set of foot work.
Each movement has some purpose she can't quite divine, regardless, it's stunning to watch.
Managing to captivate her attention even now, as fatigue from a long day's 'work' seeps into her body.
She honestly can't remember the last time she had this much fun. Can't remember the last time she interacted with one person for this long.
Can't remember the last time she held someone in a bed, either.
It's kind of absurd, how in just a day or two, life could feel so different.
Kuroka doesn't think of herself as a bad person. Oh, she knows she's made massive mistakes and fuck ups Shirone but she isn't intentionally malicious.
When she took in her dear Nori-kun, it was for two main reasons...one, he actually legitimately needed help. Amnesia, sudden powers, no combat experience, and on top of all that a monster beacon that drives people to want to eat him.
Yeah. She couldn't in good conscience just leave him there.
But the second reason was much less altruistic, she can admit to herself.
That being simply, helping a deity or demigod or whatever Nori is exactly is a great way to gain their favor and respect.
Seducing them is also a great way to get in their good graces, turns out.
Having more friends rather than enemies would be a massive boon for her nowadays. Hell, her only friends right now are technically in a terrorist organization, so any other friends would be nice in case that path explodes.
What with the way the leaders are running the brigade, she wouldn't exactly be shocked. Vali is already selling them out and planning to go solo, and she and the rest of the team are along for the ride.
Ah. Vali.
Virgin.
She bit her lip at the thought.
Do demigods...kami...whatever, have some sort of mind-reading power? Because that hit right on the marker so hard it actually kind of hurt.
Honestly, there was a small traitorous part of herself that was starting to think men didn't find her attractive, especially after Vali rejected her advances.
Though that part quickly got thrown into the sun, literally, when Noriaki here came into her life.
Kuroka can't help but shiver at that thought. It's been probably a day, maybe two, and he's already said he'd take her. Fuck her. Just all without outright saying it.
Or, as he aptly put it, make her his...pet.
The brass balls this guy has to be hiding under those robes to say that to her...even though she admits that the thought makes her more than just shiver.
Damn near sent her into a matting frenzy, that did. Kuroka didn't know she had that type of kink, and she probably could have gone her whole life without knowing it.
The only reason she hasn't likely experienced it yet is because Nori's body is too sick to actually get it up. She feels it through his aura, all the time when they do this song and dance.
She is equal parts disappointed, but also yet kind of relieved at the same time?
Him knowing she's a virgin makes her kind of afraid of what he'll do to her once he finally can get it up.
Ultimate Class being she may be, but she doesn't have sexual experience, shamefully. Something Nori here seems to have despite not possessing much of his memories.
The thought of his memories briefly makes Kuroka recall what happened early today, making her sigh silently.
When Nori could remember something, it didn't seem to go well.
Admittedly, when it started, Kuroka didn't have a single fucking idea what to do.
After all, she can't even figure out her own issues! Much less some demi kami's with amnesia!
She sort of just, defaulted into big sister mode when it started, and it seemed to have worked? At least it didn't make anything worse, so she'll call it a win.
She's glad he didn't look at her face through it all, the pained expression she had during the ordeal probably wouldn't have helped.
Kuroka could feel her eyelids starting to get droopy as Nori's dance continued on.
She didn't want to fall asleep quite yet, though. She wanted to commit as much of this as possible to memory before she goes.
Ah, right.
Soon, perhaps within the next day or two, Vali is calling the team together for a meeting. Maybe a mission.
She doesn't know how long it'll take, but it sucks because she was really enjoying her time with him!
That, and well, after his little breakdown earlier leaving him alone feels like kind of a dick move.
On top of all that, he is still sick, and she'd rather be here in case anything happens. Not because Nori is too weak to defend himself, no, it's just that she can totally see him doing something stupid to try and push himself.
As he's said, and she's seen, he loathes being pampered and vulnerable.
She gets it. Really, she does. But there's a line between being bold and being stupid, and she'd really rather not see him cross it.
Originally, she thought that maybe she could take Nori with her to meet the team...but something deep in her gut told her to stop that line of thinking, fast.
She doesn't know where it's coming from, but that awful premonition she got from just the idea basically told her all she needed to know about that.
On the opposite end, not going would get the greater brigade to look at her and her team more closely, something nobody would want, so that's also out.
In the end, she decided to go, but not before casting a spell and weaving Senjutsu in the area to lock down his scent from escaping.
Gently laying her head down on the soft grass, Kuroka briefly hoped that when she returned, his illness would finally be over.
Gods, both Pagan and Abrahamic, know she needs to get laid after the cluster fuck that is her little terrorist organization's meetings and structure.
That thought gave Kuroka a smile as she finally drifted off to sleep.
~ A New Sun ~
Kuroka told me she had to leave to join up with her master and the rest of the peerage for a rating game, or something along that line, not long after we woke up the next morning.
I knew she was bullshitting, but I accepted it with ease regardless. Honestly, I was kind of surprised she wasn't called away sooner for something or other.
Ah, by the way, a result of my training that night? My internal clock told me I could dance the Kagura for just under an hour, going full throttle the entire time, before getting tired.
The results honestly kind of made me feel like shit.
Like, seriously? Barely an hour? Am I a demigod whose parent is a head of an entire pantheon, or not? And on top of that, I also possess chakra! It's just, really!?
Every breath energized my body, I felt like I could go on forever, but my body itself, my muscles, my bones, gave out on me eventually.
That lit a fire under my ass, hard. And with Kuroka leaving? That gave me much more freedom to go all out.
Of course, the morning after she left, I woke up to a very infuriating yet nice surprise.
My illness just straight up vanished sometime during the night, and I finally found out how painful morning wood gets when I am overwhelmingly horny.
I'm fucking that cat when she gets back, mark my words.
I can't actually believe that's a sentence I thought, what the hell is my life anymore?
Anyhow, I decided to dedicate my time to training until Kuroka got back.
During the daylight hours, I trained my physical condition.
Lifting whatever heavy or large things I could find, fully sprinting in circles around the shack, digging big ass holes and refilling them by hand, whatever I could do, I tried it.
When my body finally got worn out, I'd meditate to try and find my ki, and pull double duty by sticking leaves to my body and training my chakra while I was at it.
As it turns out, not having a cat in my ear turning me on the entire time did help, and using my chakra passively in the background helped me distinguish it from any other powers, and made my search just a tad bit easier.
I still haven't found it, but I feel as though I'm actually getting somewhere.
Somewhere, deeper beneath chakra, and even physical and mental energy, there's something there...
Once my body recovered, I'd repeat my conditioning training, until I tire, meditate, repeat, and so on.
Until night comes, when I draw my bokken out and dance until I can't anymore.
Then wait until I recover, dance some more, and repeat.
Repetition, it's all about repetition.
Throughout this entire process, I'm practicing my breathing whenever I can, trying to force myself to use Total Concentration Constant.
As I found out after my sickness left me, I truly don't need to sleep, so training for Constant that way is worthless, especially without someone there to spot me and make sure I can maintain it in my sleep.
Let it be known, changing 18 years of breathing habits is a bitch and a half to do.
Ah. Another thing.
After my sickness abated, my memories are coming back bit by bit, every day.
I know my age, I'm remembering more and more of a very lonely and uneventful childhood, and I now remember the name of the purple-haired woman in my memories, my guardian.
Uzui.
Ah. I can't wait to finally remember where I live, and see her again.
Now, I know that sounds very suggestive in my head, but I promise, I won't force her.
Just seduce her and then fuck her into a slobbering mess, no alcohol needed!
At least then I could save some yen, and have some fun at the same time. Be a great stress relief and a way of paying her back for all effort and hard work she put into taking care of me.
It would be better, at least, than staying in this shack for god knows how long.
This routine of mine lasted for days after Kuroka left, a week and a half to be specific.
Honestly, I was considering leaving the shack for civilization, but I didn't want Kuroka to come back and see I ditched the place.
That would be a dick move of the greatest proportions. After she basically saved me? Helped me figure out the start of my powers? When she hasn't gotten her well overdue pounding?
Yeah, not gonna happen.
When I leave, I want to take her with me.
She is my new pet, after all. Besides, I could still use a Senjutsu teacher, and I still can't suppress my scent myself.
Beyond all that though? This shack?
It's so fucking lonely.
I was actually assuming, and actually kind of hoping, that my scent would attract some monsters or something for me to fight and get real experience against.
Fucking hell, I also admit that it's because not talking or seeing people for a week and a half sucks and I'm kind of desperate.
So desperate that I consider interacting with literal monsters that want to eat me better than no social interaction.
Once again, I ask. What the fuck is my life anymore?
It was well into the evening that I was pondering this type of stuff.
Going stir-crazy already, only around ten days in. Joy.
At least night had recently fallen, which means I can begin my dance soon. That always helps.
I felt the vibrations of movement before I heard or saw anything.
The weight of the vibrations indicates a thing much larger than the occasional small animal that scurries into my temporary small part of the world.
Familiar, disgusting vibrations...
Oh, son of a bitch!
I turn and face the direction of the movement, and not so long after that I finally hear it, the slithering and brush and grass being parted.
With a final burst of speed, my dear old friend, the fucking danger noodle blasts through the foliage, and into my clearing.
"There you arrreeeee!" It screeches, sounding like several broken cans rubbing together, "I sssearched for, everywhere on that mountain! All through the foressst! I followed your ssscent! You're new, delicious, sssssscent! For daysss! Not even the barrier around this place could ssstop me!"
Huh. Guess that answers that question.
The thing shook every which way as it blabbered on,"Don't think I forgot the humiliation you dealt to me on the mountain! I'll have you pay! Pay with your brainsss and eyesss! I even hid from the Golden Angel of Heaven to get to you!"
Oh. OH.
An Angel? On that mountain? A golden one?
Hmm.
I believe I may have made a mistake.
But that's for future future me to deal with.
"Cool story bro." I casually reply. "Don't think I much like having a stalker though. Didn't your mother ever teach you bett"
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL EAT YOU!" it screeched like Palpatine high on crack cocaine.
And then, the world's ugliest and most dangerous rubber hose flung itself at me, bone arm extended.
I smile with glee. It's rematch time!
Here. We. Go~!
It's the strangest thing, but I could have sworn the rubber hose wasn't this fast.
"Hinokami Kagura Fake Rainbow." I twist, turn, and move. Half a dozen afterimages appear around my stalker, the number going down by one as the snake bites through one almost as soon as it's formed.
"Ssstop running! You bassstard!" He screeches with fury as he moves in turn, his bony claw lashing through another afterimage, tail striking another, and biting through another.
My remaining afterimages snicker. "I haven't been doing much running this past week or so. Only you-" I pause, looking at his lower body intently, then smirk. "Nevermind!"
The danger noodle lets loose a hiss-like roar as it launches out a full-blown stream of acidic bile, swiping its head to strike my remaining afterimages.
The remaining afterimages vanish as I break the form to dodge, back flipping over the bile, and away from him. I take a deep breath midair, and just as I land, he's upon me.
"Hinokami Kagura," his bony claw swipes through the air, as I once again backflip, "Setting Sun Transformation."
"Acck!" my bokken slams into where his neckline should be, aiming to cut through and take the bastard's head clean off.
I feel the scale-like flesh of his bend underneath my wooden blade's cutting edge, but not break.
It was here that I realized something.
While my blade is very good at cutting trees, a stray devil even one as weak as I assume this guy is is still tougher than a tree.
Luckily, the sheer force of my attack acts like I just hit him in the neck with a bat, and he gets sent sliding off to the side.
But not before he bats me himself, straight into the ground, with his tail just as he skids off.
I groan but don't have time to lick my bruise, as I feel the sickening vibrations of his movements come straight at me.
With a kick off the ground, I flip up and over the snake as he bites down into the ground where I was just laying.
My bokken blocks a wild swing of his tail, I feel the wood heave under the weight of his strike, but not break.
Hmm. Maybe I should lighten up on the teasing a bit when Kuroka gets back? Think she may have earned it. Wonder if I can get her some milk after this, lord knows she hasn't had it in a while I'll bet.
As I dodge another swipe from my one-armed danger noodle, I shake my head.
Fight now, kitty later.
"You know, I'm quite sssurprised" my stalker drawls, "you haven't said the word yet" my noodley stalker shivers out.
I simply shrug, spinning my bokken around nonchalantly, "I don't need to rely on a crutch like that anymore." I state, "Never planned to continue using it. I was sick, and out of it then. Not anymore though!" I smirk slowly. "Enough talk. Come at me, at least tell me your mommy taught you some dancing skills before you lost your legs!"
"I! You! Fuck youuuu!" it screeched, bomb rushing towards me like a wild animal.
Ah~...you know, I think I just learned another thing.
This sound, of my heart beating in my ears. The way my fingers tighten around my sword as anticipation and tension rise in my chest.
The slowly growing, almost near-manic grin appearing on my face.
I think, maybe, that I might be just a bit of a battle maniac.
I want to test myself against this guy, even if he's the weakest of the low class.
I'm going to draw every scrap of experience I can from this fight. And the next, and then the next. Growing better, stronger, and faster as I go on.
Just training won't cut it in this world.
Besides, this guy is a pleasant surprise so far, he's far faster than I gave him credit for!
I frown, realizing that's not quite right, though.
Another stream of bile is avoided, a claw swipe aimed at my face forces me low to dodge.
I feel his tail come up and down, aimed to skewer my back, "Hinokami Kagura." I spin around to meet it, "Clear Blue Sky." my following horizontal slash bats it away, causing the snake to hiss in pain before he brings his whole head down to chomp down on me.
I bring my legs up quickly, kicking him in the face before he can go down, pushing myself down and back onto the ground in the process.
Yeah, he's not fast per se, it's just the way his body is. The way he moves, twists, and springs into his attacks, it's almost like a dance?
Despite the sound, it's actually kind ofgraceful? Well, as graceful as a wild animal can be I suppose.
I roll out of the way as he attempts to slam his entire body down on top of me, springing to my feet immediately afterward.
Still, I can't help but think, at the end of my previous encounter with him, wasn't he really really slow?
I huff, putting that out of my mind, grinning straight at him. "I wonder," I intone through an excited breath, pointing my bokken straight at him, "just how long can you dance? Can you keep up?"
I receive nothing except an exasperated screech in response.
In turn, I smirk and prepare myself for the long night ahead.
~ A New Sun ~
"Ssstop toying with meee!"
He had realized it only about half an hour into their 'fight'.
His prey, the prey that was so weak just a week or so ago, the prey that smelled sssooo good, was bloody toying with him now!
Playing with him like a child! Testing things! Using him like a training dummy!
Now the moon is up, nearing its crest in the sky.
Hours! They've been at this for hours!
He never should have played with his food the first time around.
Mother taught you better than that.
He stopped, reeling his head back, and screeched.
"IEEEEHHH! I said stoooppp!"
The bastard boy stopped, tilting his head.
"Eh?" he began, confused. Lowering his wooden blade slightly, "Did I break you already? Come oonnn it's only been like, what? A few hours! You can take a few more hits, right? Hell. I even let you get a good hit or two on me!"
Hits, maybe. But they felt superficial, at least to him.
The boy didn't even look the least bit scuffed, besides some dirt and dust on his robe.
He pointedly never let himself get struck by his claw or teeth, it was all blunt force hits.
Not enough.
"Not only that," the boy continued, undeterred by the increasingly irate expression forming on his face, "but I kinda hoped to try a couple more things on you. You see, I'd much rather try them on you. I don't wanna take the chance it'll hurt my friend."
"Well then why don't you try it, you bassstard!" he screamed in reply.
The boy let out a dark chuckle. "Why, my wild rubber hose" he grits his teeth, ready to launch a stream of bile to melt his prey into delicious mush while his guard is down.
But the next words that leave the boy's mouth make him freeze in his place.
"It's because you'd die too quickly if I did."
He froze, ramrod straight at the boy holding an easy smirk aimed right at him.
The way he said that, the way he said that, the way he said that
A memory?
Why do you keep doing this!? Please! Leave him! Take me instead!
Mother?
Begone, wench! I want him to see and feel the price for not following my orders exactly!
Him.
Besides, he'll die too quickly if I don't!
Him.
Demonic Power, uncontrolled, wild, and seething with malice explodes around his snake-like form.
Taking the appearance of a dark purple, rolling mist, hissing just as loud as his mouth when it comes into contact with the ground, coating it with acidic burns.
Slowly, he starts sinking as the ground melts around him.
"I'll kill you. I'll kill you - I'll kill you - I'll kill you" he repeats like a mantra, over and over and over again.
"Ah." the boy blinks, still seemingly not perturbed by this turn of events. "Did I trigger you again? My bad!"
The boy huffs, drawing a deep breath before refocusing on him.
That look in his eyes. What is that?
"I'm well and truly sorry." the boy speaks, and he can't help but feel that he's genuine.
Ah. It'ssadness?
And then the boy's sword explodes with light. Pure, bright light, shaping around the blade like a sheath.
Despite all his senses screaming at him to run, he proceeds regardless.
There's nothing left for me here, anyways.
"Hinokami Kagura"
Here he comes! This time he'll eat him alive with his Demonic Power enhanced aura!
"Faux."
Golden puffy wisps of liquid burst forth from the boy's feet.
And suddenly, the boy moved.
"Dancing Flash."
All he saw was the arc of light, as it cleaved through his bony arm like a hot knife through butter.
Pain.
An unimaginable burning pain shot up the severed appendage as the stump began to smoke.
Where is the boy!? He needs to-
"Clear Blue Sky."
Directly behind him, the wooden sword of light cuts clean through his aura, and slams into his neck.
He can feel it, the unimaginable burning pain emanating and spreading throughout his body, as the wood sword starts to cleave through his scales-
Crack.
And then promptly shatters.
The boy's eyes slowly widen. The first look of genuine shock he's seen from the brat ever.
More importantly though? A chance.
"EYYYY!" he screeches, his aura-clad tail slamming into the boy's side, sending him flying back, still holding what's left of his now lightless blade in his hand.
The hilt, and a small bit of the blade.
The rest is splinters in his neck right now.
He'll die from Light Poisoning soon.
But not before he takes this brat down with him!
"I"LL KILL YOOOUU!" he screams like it's a commandment, gathers all his remaining aura into his mouth, and fires.
An acidic purple bullet of Demonic Power flies toward the rising boy.
And misses, as the boy is suddenly standing, his body turned slightly to just barely dodge the bullet.
It collides with and vaporizes the small shack behind him, before detonating and melting the immediate area around it.
"...y-you!" he growls, but the boy doesn't even look at him, instead having turned to look at the destruction.
The boy sighs, "You know, it's lucky I planned on having her come with me."
The boy turns back to look at him, and he almost had to do a double-take.
Why did the boy's eyes have two pupils!?
Reaching down, the brat tore off the remaining upper layer of his robes. The rest having dissolved from his attack.
He still seemed relatively unharmed, besides the big nasty red spot on his side.
Even that didn't look bad.
"So, thank you I guess? The place was kinda shoddy, regardless." he started casually.
He hisses, gathering more raw Demonic Power.
He can be hurt! Just need a good solid hit and-
Suddenly, he found himself curling in upon himself, a foot the brat's foot buried in his center of mass.
In the next moment, he was airborne, flying up into the sky.
The ground where the two just were shatters, and the boy is suddenly flying there, high above him.
Two halos mark his back, a smaller sun-based one behind his head, and a larger more oval looking one encompassing his entire upper back.
The picturesque image of the moon glowing behind him contrasts the scene before him perfectly.
The boy clenches his busted sword, a hilt with barely a blade, refilling it with light.
"For what it's worth?" the boy speaks solemnly, his strange eyes glistening slightly, "I'm sorry for what I said about your mother." then he smiles, a real, genuine smile, "I hope you find her again in the next life, buddy. Mayhaps she's waiting for you at the Sanzou, hmm?"
Ahmother, waiting for me? No. No! She shouldn't have! ShereallyI
"Hinokami Kagura."
II'm coming home, Mama. I hope I didn't keep you waiting long
"Sunflower Thrust."
A beautiful flower, brimming with pure white light filled his vision.
And then, he finally became free.
~ A New Sun ~
With a slight huff of exertion, I wrench my broken bokken from the danger noodles' body.
Looking at his broken, beaten form, oozing vile smoke, laying in a good-sized crater of all things, yet etched across his face is something akin to a smile of all things.
One hell of a contrast, that's for sure.
I take a good long moment, staring at the corpse.
How do I feel?
Well.
I'm not sad I killed him. I'm sad about his circumstances, if they're true, which made him end up like thisbut I'm not sad he's dead.
How many did he kill before trying me? How many did he eat alive in his fucked up sense of self?
I don't want to know, but I figure the number is higher than zero, and that's far too many to not kill him over.
Still.
I crawl out of the crater, set my bokken down next to me, and get on my knees before the crater and corpse.
Soundlessly, I put my hands together, and now my head slightly. "Go easy on him and his mother, alright Uncle?" I intone silently in prayer.
Though I doubt it'll make much of a difference, Susanoo isn't exactly known to bewell-tempered.
"He'll pay for his sins whilst stray, but beyond that, be at ease, please."
Maybe I should do an offering later? Hmm. Decisions, decisions.
I rise slowly, grimacing as I realize his trip across the Sanzou probably won't be pleasant either way.
Regardless, I have more pressing matters to attend to.
Like the massive mess this guy made around the place!
No seriously! It was mostly him! Promise! I only made a couple of craters!
This guy melted half the area!
Half of his bile is still lingering around, and his corpse, of course, I should probably start cleaning up
But before that, my eyes, somethings up with my eyes.
Earlier, right after I pulled off that Faux Dancing Flash using chakra, and proceeded to break my sword on his Demonic Power strengthened scales, something similar to the last time I fought him happened.
His last attack, that acidic power bullet, was painfully slow to me. Just like his last attack the first time around.
And now, I feel this itch in my eye, not like there's something in it, but more like I'm feeling the strain of taking in so much more than I'm used to.
Holy hell this is weirdI need some water or something-
Plop. A nice cool bottle of water appears in my hand.
I blink, staring at it incredulously.
"Okay then," I say aloud, "thank you?" I thank the air slowly.
What the fuck. Did I do that? Did someone else do that!?
I decide to not take a gift from the water bottle gods kami? for granted, and look at my reflection in the bottle.
I blink again.
Once. Twice. Thrice.
"Holy shit." I mutter, barely containing my nerdgasm as I see the reflection of my golden eyes, with two pupils.
A normal pupil, and then a second tomoe-shaped one around it.
I'd recognize these eyes from anywhere.
"Sharingan," I mutter with sheer disbelief. "I've got the Sharingan!"
I don't squee, throwing my arms up with exasperation.
I don't.
After I'm done perfectly containing my nerdgasm, I sigh as a new fact hits me.
If I didn't know I had the Sharingan, what else could I not know about?
With a huff, I pop open the bottle and dump the water over my head, shivering with delight as the fresh water runs down my body.
It runs down my side, where my fancy new acid burn sits, and even though it's healing up quite nicely it went from bright red to pale pink in just this time I've been sitting here the water running down it does feel nice.
Healing factors, always nice.
The water also helps me clear my mind for a second, and I realize that, for right now, I really should just focus on cleaning up.
I can do crazy experiments and testing on my powers later, for now, maybe I can turn this cleanup into training?
Idly, I turn off my new pair of eyes with the ease of flipping a switch, marveling briefly at just easy it is to miss if you didn't know to look for it.
With a shake of my head, I turn back towards the corpse and begin weaving chakra, forming hand seals as I go.
Snake. Ram. Monkey. Boar. Bird. Tiger.
"Fire Release: Fox Fire."
This is the only jutsu I know so far, it came with my knowledge of chakra, or so I'm fairly certain.
I've never heard of this jutsu before, but the irony of giving it to me of all people isn't lost on me.
The only reason I haven't practiced it yet, or used it during the fight, is that it takes a fair bit of time and chakra to use for me right now. Need to build up my chakra control more first.
Doesn't help that it looks like a crimson version of a Yokai's Kasha or Fox Fire, either. So training it in front of Kuroka may get a question or two I wouldn't be sure how to answer at present.
Several spiraling crimson balls of flame spark into existence around me. The balls form a wheel, before launching itself at the corpse, causing it and the entire crater to be enveloped in a bonfire of crimson flame.
I silently clap my hands together, giving the stray's burning body one last respect, before turning to the rest of the mess.
Well, the night's still a bit young, right?
Ugh. Maybe the next time I provoke someone into a drawn-out fight, I pick someone less prone to make a big mess, yeah?
~ A New Sun ~
She needed a drink.
"It is certain that all the Kunitsukami have been questioned, yes?" the soft and quiet male voice before her spoke, with twelve golden wings coming from his back.
The latest reason she wishes she could just haul up in her room for the next few thousand years or so.
Archangel Michael.
"Yes," she replied dully, for what felt like the umpteenth time, "we've been over this. Again, and again, and again. All the Earthy Kami have been questioned. They didn't hear anything."
This fucking game of theirs has been going on for over a week at this point, ever since the Archangel showed up in her country.
After blatantly trespassing, he wished to meet the Chief Amatsukami; Amaterasu herself, and her Imperial Court.
As much as she would rather not deal with this shit, ever, it turns out she didn't have much of a choice.
You see, the Three Abrahamic Factions all have their ownshall we say, methods of negotiation.
The Devils? Do what we want, or get the melon and strawberry-haired mutant super devils sicked on you.
The Grigori? Do what we want, or get the Longinus Wielder with a God Slaying Blade and Abyss Side Balance Breaker sicked on you.
The Angels? Do what we want, or end up like the Egyptian Pantheon. Defunct.
And as much as she well and truly doesn't care much for the Heavenly Kami meandering around trying to play politics, bickering and fighting each other over literally nothing, she'd rather not end up fighting a pissed-off Abrahamic God over some nonsensical perceived threat.
That man can be incredibly petty, after all. She wouldn't put it past Him to set her manga collection on fire for shits and giggles. He's done worse over less in the past.
Because in the end, that's what this whole week-and-a-half roundabout is truly for, isn't it?
The dear old Abrahamic God felt something in her country, got pissy, and sent his closest son over to deal with it, but he can't outright say what this is all about. Which leads to exchanges like right now.
The Archangel sighed sadly. "I see, howunfortunate."
"You know," she stiffly interjected, "it would be much easier to figure out what's wrong if we had an idea of what we're looking for."
The Chief Angel smiled such a fake smile, "Unfortunately, that's sensitive information, as stated previously."
She resisted the urge to bury her face in her hands and scream. Again.
Why didn't she just throw the Angel out again?
Oh right. Her manga collection.
"Well, I'm not entirely sure how else we could help then, Lord Archangel." she continued through gritted teeth, "It took long enough to gather the Earthly Kami and question them, yet they've heard nothing anathema to your Father. Unless you provide more information about what the big deal is, I'm afraid that's all I can do."
Truly, she's actually going over her authority here. The Earthly Kami aren't technically hers to order around, that job is meant to be Uzume's 'husband' Sarutahiko.
She almost snorted out loud at the thought. Husband? Chief of the Earthly Kami? Yeah. Right.
Inari all but took over that job in name a while ago, and that man seemingly welcomed the change, content to just laze around and practice his Martial Arts in peace for the rest of eternity.
She's so fucking jealous.
Regardless, she had to call Inari for help in gathering everyone up. Luckily, in matters relating to outside factions such as the Abrahamic, everyone can get on the same page relatively quickly.
Still, there are many Earthly Kami, the process took a while.
And during that time, she and the Archangel stared at each other, debating in nonsensical circles the whole while.
What makes it all worse is that this whole time she has to have worn these super stuffy, long thick robes that drag every which way she goes.
She's had to sit on her throne, a rendition of the Japanese Imperial Throne the Takamikura, this whole time.
Honestly. Whoever suggested the Throne is lucky she was in autopilot mode when it was suggested, and thus can't remember who exactly did, or else she'd smite them for it.
The robes paired with this old, dated, chair that hasn't been touched for several hundred years?
Pain.
Hell! Even her court is getting tired of this, they haven't spoken up in days to offer anything insightful!
At this point, she'd take anything to get this fucking meeting to stop.
Even Uzume, coming in here and ruining it by trying to seduce the Archangel, as ruinous as the incident would be, at least it would end the suffering!
Sucks she threw her from Heaven like Hera did Hephestus. She's supposed to searching the Earth right now, but...
Oh well.
Just as Michael was about to open his mouth, and draw the conversation into another circle, and thus draw Ama to consider finding her old cave again, something different happens.
And by that, she means an arrow of silver light blows off the ceiling of her palace and embeds itself in front of her throne, right at her feet.
Her court stared at the offending projectile, mounting indignation spreading across their faces.
Michael made a facial expression that wasn't a fake smile for once, actually gaping at the random light arrow.
Meanwhile, her's eye twitched.
A silver light arrow.
A moonlight arrow.
She takes it back. Anything except this would be fine.
She rose from her throne, taking just a few steps until she reached the offending dirty arrow of light, and wrenched it from the ground.
The silver light dissipates, revealing an antiquated scroll underneath.
Ah. What a way to send a letter. Just like her brother, hmm?
Uncaring that the Archangel is still right there in front of her, she opens it up with a sigh.
Ama
Collect your son already.
That's all it read.
After she read the single-letter signature though, the scroll shifted, its paper turning into a sort of screen or mirror.
Through dirty silver light, she saw the Earth below.
She saw her baby boy down below.
Is thatthe corpse of a monster?
"Get the fuck out." she suddenly hissed, slamming the scroll shut with a thick thwack.
Michael flinched, "Ibeg your pardon?"
"You are not pardoned Archangel. You are being told to leave." she glared balefully at the offending Angel. "I tried being courteous, out of respect for your Father, but you've been running circles around us this whole time. I have more pressing matters to attend to now. So if you aren't willing to be courteous in return, leave."
Michael seemed rather lost for a moment, before straightening his shoulders and giving her a simple smile. "Isee. Very well, Lady Amaterasu. I apologize for the inconvenience then, and I shall be going. Thank you for speaking with me." he gave a cursory glance at her court, standing around her throne. "You all as well. Good day."
And like that, with a golden flash, he vanished just as quickly as he came.
Briefly, she'd wondered if she should have tried blasting the Archangel for recompense. Repayment for wasting everyone's time, specifically, in the form of a specific sword
She knows the Church has it. Her sword. Broken, to boot! And they wouldn't be able to fix it, they simply can't work with Holy Spirit Power.
But she knows someone who can fix it. And she can think of a pair of hands it would be much better suited in than some random Exorcist who hates 'Pagans' and whatever else.
That image from the scroll plays in her mind once again, and she sighs.
He most definitely might need it, especially since he finally awoke to his powers, it would seem.
She waves toward a random member of her court, "You there. Go contact Ame-no-Uzume. Drag her back to Heaven, if you must. I have something for her to do."
The Kami gave an affirmative before running off to do just that.
Uzume can't possibly fuck this up, right?
She's got an exact picture of his location now!
Ama, unfortunately, won't hold her breath. Still, Uzune needs at least a chance to go fix her fuck up.
I'm sorry, Nori. Mama should have done somethingso much sooner.
With a bitter sigh, she left for her room, waving the rest of the court off.
She's had to deal with far too many emotions lately, and she figures things are only going to continue going downhill from here
~ A New Sun ~
Okay. Now I caused most of the damage.
Looking around at my attempts to 'clean up' and only finding a Biblical Hell scorched wasteland, I click my tongue in dissatisfaction.
At least it doesn't smell like acid anymore?
That's a plus! Now it just smells like sulfur!
Ugh. Okay, so this is exactly what I was afraid of when using my powers, specifically, my demigod powers.
All the crimson fire still blazing like the depths of hell? Made on the order of my Holy Spirit Power.
The problem is that once made, the fire didn't act at all like the energy used to make it. So ordering it around? Yeah. Nope. Did nothing.
Which resulted in my fire just kind ofdoing whatever the hell it wanted.
Like burning things. And spreading to burn more things. Who'd of thunk right?
It's weird, when I used my light earlier by channeling it through an object, it worked just fine. Maybe it's a skill issue?
I snort loudly at that.
Wouldn't surprise me at all.
Regardless, I'm probably going to need help from a Kami anyway, which means I'm probably going to have to check off trying to use those powers for a bit.
It sucks, but between all my swordsmanship-related skills, marital arts, breathing techniques, chakra, and eyes still can't get over that I feel as though I've got enough on my training plate.
Not even counting Senjutsu, Eastern Magic which I plan on learning eventually, and my physical condition.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to have to drag Kuroka into my training. Having an actual opponent is sooo much better than waving a stick in the air!
Anyhow. How am I going to put out these fires?
The usual method is dousing it in water, of course.
Can't go with that though, I have no idea where to get enough water to pull that off.
The second method? Suffocate it with something that doesn't burn.
Well, considering everything is on fire right now, I don't think there is something that doesn't burn around at the moment.
Besides, well.
Me.
Needless to say, when the sun finally poked above the horizon, it was beholden to aninteresting scene.
Me, rolling around the ground, using my fire and heat-immune body to cover and suffocate my own fires.
Never let it be said I didn't at least try.
And you know what, it actually kind of worked?
For the smaller ones anyway.
I wasn't large enough to cover the literal trees on fire, unfortunately.
It was in the middle of one of my attempts to put out one of these larger fires that I heard the whirl of a magic circle.
Impeccable timing, kitty.
Her unique purple magic circle blazed with light, moving to deposit said cat girl right in front of where her former shack was located.
"Nyyaaa~..." the big titty kitty was stretching, eyes shut with a dramatic pose, as she appeared.
Of course she planned it like that.
"Oh Nori-kun~! I'm ba-" she stopped suddenly, her jaw left hanging mid-sentence as the smell finally hit her nose.
She slowly opened her eyes and just as slowly, looked around.
Then her eyes found me, rolling around on a particularly large bush that was on fire.
"Nori-kun." she began, dryly. "How?"
I grunt with exertion as I roll, "Some creature found me, and I may have had a tiny problem cleaning up?" I stop rolling, only to give her a pained chuckle and a pleading smile. "Please help."
Kuroka sighed and shook her head, and shot me an amused smile right back, "Where would you be without me, Nori-kun? Nya~!"
With pretentious ease, she waves her hand and makes strange symbols appear and float around her fingers.
Ah, that's Youjutsu, hmm?
The symbols combine, and a purplish-black mist bursts forth, running over the flames like a train and easily smashing them down.
The mist slowly wraps around me, dragging my prone form over to the black cat, who held a glimmer in her eye is that also a tinge of worry there too?
"Nori-kun?" she asks, bringing a finger up to my chin, "I'm assuming that since I don't see a body anywhere, and you're uninjured, you took care of it, nya~?"
In response, I reached up and scratched her ears, drawing a light purr from the cat girl.
"Oi. I can handle myself just fine, you know? Especially since, well" I trail off into a chuckle, before continuing, "guess who's not sick anymore?"
The way she suddenly stilled in my hand was delicious.
"That would be the first thing you think about, huh?" I tact on amused.
To her credit, she does recover quickly, batting her eyelashes 'innocently' at me, "I have no idea what you mean, nya~?"
I snort, "Course you don't." and boop her on the nose, causing her to jump back and squeak.
Ah. Cats.
I get off the cloud of mist holding me up, and eye the spot where her shack was.
With a grimace, I turned back to her and gave her a genuinely remorseful smile. "Sorry about your place. I promise I didn't melt itbut I couldn't save it, either."
Kuroka blinks at me, before grinning slightly, "Don't worry about it, Nori-kun~! I always build em like that just in case, nya!"
Just like your barriers, huh?
I put my hand on my chest and gave a dramatic sigh in relief, "Thank goodnessI thought your fashion sense was about as bad as that barrier you put up"
Kuroka's eyes widen the size of saucers, and puts a hand on her chest, looking legitimately offended, "Eh? What do you mean Nori-kun!? I have perfect fashion sense!" she bats her eyelashes, giving me a little sexy smirk and pose that reveals much more skin than before, "Your eyes and little buddy seem to think so when it comes to my clothes, nya~!"
"Naked implies no sense. You're just hot." I retort dryly and succinctly.
"Gck!" she stumbles back, and whines, "Nori-kun is so meeaann~!"
Paybacks a bitch. Also, that's what you get for calling my 'little' buddy little!
"Also!" she adds on, "My barrier was perfectly fine! It was only meant to mask your scent and aura, that's it! I didn't have much time to put down much else!"
"Don't worry, Kuro-chan!" I add on far too happily, completely ignoring her whines of complaints, or attempt at defending herself, "I'll show you proper fashion when I take you home with me!"
Kuroka stops and stares at me, before resuming her sultry look, "Nya~? Inviting me your home already, Nori-kun~? I" she trails off suddenly, realization slowly dawns on her face, replacing the heat in her eyes, "wait, doesn't that mean- nya!?"
Suddenly, Kuroka found her waist wrapped up in my arms, and her body pulled into a big hug!
"Ah! Kuro-chan~! I'm so proud of you!" I gushed as Kuroka just looked lost, "You finally came to a conclusion that wasn't sexual! Good on you!"
Kuroka blushed at that, "Nya!? Nori-kun! That! Do you have such little faith in me!?"
"Yes."
"Ack!" Kuroka flinched, "Nori-kuuunnn~!"
"Anyways," I soldier on, "I got a bit more of my memory back, so I know where I live now!"
Still, no clue how I ended up where I did, but yes! I remember where I live!
My memories came back just a tad bit faster during the middle of my fight, a neat bit to note.
Not gonna lie, the fact that I live eerily close to Kuoh Town worries me slightly.
Like my place is legit right on the edge.
But we take the good with the bad! And I could use a proper bed for once!
"And I'm taking you with me! No if, ands, ors, or buts allowed!"
"Eh? But, Nor-" Kuroka tries to interject.
"Besides," I carry on, putting my forehead to hers, my voice turning so incredibly soft, "being alone out here sucks, doesn't it? I think you could use a proper bed. And food. And actual company, don't you think?"
I look her straight in the eyes, and I watch as she diverts a very unsure gaze away from my eyes.
"Kuroka." I give her a small smile as her eyes snap back to mine. "I said I'd repay you, and I'm not going to take no for an answer. You know that, right?"
For a moment, Kuroka just states in my defiant and resolute eyes.
After a beat, she gives a tired, worn sigh, and slowly hugs me back.
"You stubborn man" she mumbled, barely audible.
I give her pats on the back, content to just hold the clearly very traumatized cat girl in my arms.
I can't say I'm looking forward to helping sort through and deal with her issues, butwell.
I want to. And I feel predisposed to helping her if that makes sense?
At this point, I can't do nothing. Especially since I practically claimed her at this point, right?
Well. Verbally.
Physically? Soon.
Though, no horny now.
Let's justenjoy the moment.
Say. Is it getting much brighter out, or is it jus-
The sky parts.
Kuroka freezes in my grasp, going ram rock still, as an aura so very similar to my own slams into us.
Dawn's light shines from the Heavens and with it? A figure.
A purple-haired woman, wearing a very revealing kimono of similar color, slowly descends do-
Wait.
Hold up.
This bitch.
Casually, I let Kuroka go and began rummaging around on the ground. Poor kitty looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
She just looks even more confused at my actions.
Meanwhile, she spoke, her voice echoing down from the Heavens, reverberating across the air.
"Ah. Akaruihiruotoko, there you are"
Who? Eh.
"It's been a long time since I've last seen you"
It's been a week and a half.
"But look at how you've grown! Finally, you see the truth of the world. The light."
Mhmm. Right. Ah, here we go.
"And now, I reveal myself to you, in ACK!"
Bam. Bullseye. Rock right to the forehead.
"Uzui!" I shout, "Shut the fuck up and get down here you overdramatic drunk sow!"
"Bwah!?" the kami sputtered, her reverb long gone, hands holding her forehead, "B-But! I! You!"
"Now!" I call over her.
I can feel her mumbling as she floats down, and lands right before us. All flashy lights and shit gone.
Then, she pouts. Puffing out her cheeks and crossing her arms. "Hmph. You ruined my entrance."
I snort. "Okay. And?" I say, "Where the hell have you been? What the hell happened?"
'Uzui' blinked, and slowly looked at me, "...I feel like I'm missing context here."
I sigh, before explaining simply. "I lost my memory of how I got out here. Amnesia. Forgot everything for a little while."
The purple-haired kami stared at me, for a good, long moment.
Then, she curled in on herself, putting her knees to her chest, and sat there.
Rapidly mumbling.
"OhfuckimsoscrewedAmaisgonnakillmehowishestillaliveohfuckohnonono"
Hmm. Yeah. I don't feel like trying to parse all that together.
I give a cursory glance at Kuroka, who just looks more absolutely dumbfounded now than scared.
I give her a smile, and a few head pats, before looking down at the kami having a straight panic attack at my feet.
"Oi." I smack her over the head, causing her to yelp and look at me, holding her head with barely constrained tears in her eyes. "You gonna take us home, or what?" I wave towards myself, and Kuroka.
The kami blinks. "Us?" she parrots back, looking between Kuroka and me. Her eyes widen slightly once she gets a proper look at Kuroka. "But! Nori! She-"
"I don't wanna hear it!" I hiss, causing her to flinch, "Kuroka here actually helped and saved me, unlike a certain someone else, so she's coming back with! Got it?"
"B-But-"
"Got it?" I repeat through a strained smile.
For a second, my 'guardian' kami just kind of sat there, staring up at me.
Then she started to hiccup.
"E-Eh" oh my goodness she's crying. "Nori-kuuun~! Why are you so mean now!? You used to be so soft-spoken! Did awakening your powers put more Ama in you!? Waaahhh!"
Hmm. You know? I think I got another thing from Demon Slayer.
Much like my swordsmanship, my face contorts instinctually, taking on that look Tanjiro had when he first meant Zenitsu.
A look of pure, unrivaled loathing and disgust.
"...and why does that kind of turn me on!?"
I let out an exhausted, tired, sigh.
Fuuucck. My. Life
My home is located just outside Kuoh Town, technically making it a part of a different, and much larger, territory.
Though sparse in people, it more than makes up for in views, a classic Japanese countryside.
And my place was built to take full advantage of that.
Despite being a traditional Japanese-styled estate, or I suppose compound, what with multiple unused buildings around the main house, it still held plenty of modern amenities.
All insisted upon by my Father, who I inherited the place from.
It shouldn't come as a surprise, then, that besides this house also came an absurd amount of money.
Enough that I'm set for life, one or another.
In the end, it's just one of the many reasons I'm sitting in a kitchen chair, glaring down at a kneeling Uzui Uzume, who refuses to meet my gaze.
This girl is so lucky I don't throw her out right now, she can't even begin to comprehend it.
After she finally stopped crying earlier, she got her shit together enough to teleport us all straight here.
Last I checked on Kuroka, she had claimed my big bed in my room as her own in her Youkai form, that being a black cat with a forked tail.
She was looking forward to some rest after whatever went down with her the past week and a half.
Figured I'd get answers out of her later, so I let her rest, she kind of earned it after all.
Besides, I had other things to do.
Like listening to Uzui, Ugh...Uzume, blubber on for a wholehow long has it been?
3 hours. Fucking hell.
She told me what was up, who she actually is, how I ended up on top of that mountain, the whole works.
A lot to process. Let's start with something simple!
"So. Just to clarify." I suddenly start, keeping my tone decidedly neutral, causing her to perk up, "I applied for Kuoh Academy around 2 or so weeks ago, managed to get in, and you took me out drinking to celebrate. I got smashed on sake made by the Inari Okami so hard, I lost my memories temporarily?"
Uzume slowly nodded.
I whistle, "Damn. And drunk me challenged you to a drinking contest that left you so smashed, you didn't wake for a few days?"
Uzume nodded once more, even slower, and a bit shamefully.
"Well shit." I snorted, "Drunk me sounds hardcore"
"I know right!?" Uzume suddenly popped up, "I tried to tell Ama that! But sheAh." her eyes met my glare, and she slowly shrunk back down, "Sorry"
I huff, leaning back in my chair.
My memories haven't fully come back yet, but I get the feeling everything she's told me is true.
Which, if it is, I have to wonder
Why in the hell would I want to go to Kuoh when I'm rich?
The answer supplied itself quickly enough, just based on the sheer uneventful and lonely childhood I had.
Friends. That's it.
From what I can gather, I was already ousted from the schools I normally went to due to my antisocial nature and 'strange' hobbies.
Although Japan has an entire section of dance and theater purely for males, I guess it was still niche enough that I wasn't a part of the collective.
Fucking Japanese schooling system.
Regardless, I think I saw Kuoh as a chance to 'start over' that part of my life, the idea of it being a former all-girls school likely helping to push that idea along.
Though, with what I know now about the school now, do I really want or need to go there?
Hmm. I don't know? Maybe I should ask the fucking stack of letters from the school, sitting on the kitchen table behind me.
One is from the School Headmaster, sending me my school supplies list and time to pick up my uniform.
The rest? All from one Souna Shitori, the current Vice President of the Kuoh Academy Student Council, all of which I assume to be about me missing said time.
At least that nugget of info told me where I am in the timeline. Just before Rias and Sona's third year, a few months before Ray Ray shanks Issei with a light shiv, to be precise. I was meant to be joining them that year, but now?
I'm not sure.
Ugh. Fuck it. I'll come back to that mess later.
First, though.
"What am I going to do with you, Uzume?" I sigh, and she flinches. "Look. I'll be frank. You ruined my childhood, or what I can remember of it so far. You weren't so much of a guardian as you were the reason I taught myself to cook, clean, and take care of myself. " I watch as her eyes widen like saucers, and quiver a little.
"On one end? I'm fairly self-sufficient now. On the other?" I snort derisively, "I couldn't interact with people because I didn't know how, and on top of that, my hobbies were 'weird', and thus I had no social life. I was alone" I trail off, tiredly.
Honestly? When it comes to Uzume? At this point, I'm not even mad anymore.
Just tired, and a little annoyed.
My inherited memories from my old life flushed out my social inexperience, so really? I'm mostly fine now.
Though it might honestly be better to say I just don't care about any of that anymore.
I jerk from my thoughts as something soft impacts my legs and wraps around them.
Looking down, I found the purple-haired kami wrapped around my legs, snuggling them, tears rolling down her face.
"I-I'm sorry, Noriaki-san~!" I raise my eyebrow at the honorific, but otherwise, just watch as she goes on, "I-I didn't mean to do anything like that! I! I just!"
"Suck at raising kids?" I try.
"Yeah! That!" she nods frantically in agreement.
Well. It's nice to know she wasn't intentionally malicious. Still
"Doesn't change the fact that you tried and failed." I nail in.
She just looks down in shame, "I-I knowI" she bites her lip. "I want to make it up to you."
Oh?
"Really, now?" I mumble dryly, "And how do you plan on doing that?"
If you say anything related to serving me, especially sexually, I swear-
She stands up and drops her kimono to the floor, a blush spreading across her face as she does.
Son of a bitch. Fucking DxD, man.
"Ican't bring back the time I lost you in your life. But, maybe I can help make the rest of your life less lonely, and more pleasurable~?" she murmurs, with just enough hotness to it to make me shiver.
"Are youbasically offering to become my maid? For the rest of my life?" I very clearly meet her eyes, and continue the contact, making damn sure not to check her out.
She giggles, and slowly kneels before me once more, her hands traveling up the length of my legs, rubbing them softly. "Concubine works tooso does slave, if you're into that? Whatever you want me to be, I'll do it, just say the word~...?"
I click my tongue, and despite myself, I find my pants getting rapidly tighter and tighter.
Needing to buy time to think, I pull from my knowledge of Shinto Mythology and throw one last thing at her.
"Aren't you married, though?" I breathe out through gritted teeth.
She smiles up at me, "Ah? That man? He has a harem, and he's agreed to let me be a bit morefree, because of that." she chuckled suddenly, "I'm also Ama, your mother's, consortfuck buddymaidbasically what I just offered to be for you?" she stops for a second, and blinks.
"You know, sheshe trusted me with youand I" she grimaced, I could see the pained and guilt-ridden expression breaking through on her face being smashed back by a quickly growing sultry one.
"I want to make it up to you~...before she can tell me what to do, I want to take that responsibility into my own hands~..." she looks me right in the eyes, finally, "Please~?"
You know?
I'm not a man to be led around by my dick. I have more pride than that.
But Kuroka has made me around a week and a half backed up.
And Uzume, despite being an actual trash guardian, is hot.
As a Goddess, it's only natural.
I want to fuck her. I'll admit that. Anyone saying they could be the 'bigger man' and not be even the slightest bit tempted has the testosterone levels of a fucking tree branch.
But I want to punish her, as well.
If I bend her over the kitchen table and fuck her silly, that doesn't feel like a punishment, as presumably, she likes sex.
Sure, I'd get to fill her womb with my seed, and it'd feel hella good. But that's all it would be.
The pettiness inside me demands justice. Some kind of justice. Justice that only I dispense, not my mother.
I want to fuck her, sure.
But I have a really hot cat girl that deserves my seed more upstairs.
That doesn't mean I can't fuck with her, first.
I suddenly stand up, causing Uzume to yelp and fall back in surprise.
In the next moment, just as she had done just a bit ago, I dropped my clothes, or what was left of them after my fight over the night.
My member, so close to fully erect it might as well be, slaps her right in the face.
"Ahh~!?" she flinches at the strike, half surprised, half incredulous. Then she takes a look at my rod and stares. "Big~..." she gasps hotly, and I see the moment sheer lust fully enters her eyes.
I roughly grab her hair, lifting her back up to her feet.
She whines as I do, but gives an even greater moan when I reach around to deliver a meaty spank upon her reer.
"Fine, I accept." I mutter huskily, straight into her ear, grinning darkly as I feel her shiver at my voice.
I promptly sit back down once more, bringing her upper body down atop my lower, so my cock is once again right in front of her face.
"Your first task~? Get me ready~." I don't even need to say more, the sheer lust flowing from my voice is all the explanation she needs.
"As you command, Goshujin-sama~..." she moans out, I shiver slightly at her addressing me as 'Master', and watch as she wraps her hands around her breasts and brings them around to envelope the whole of my manhood in soft bouncy flesh.
I grunt, as she slowly begins bouncing her bust on my rod, slowly at first, but very quickly picking up speed as she gets used to my length.
She stares into my eyes, filled with desire, as she sticks out her tongue and begins gently lapping at my exposed tip.
"Mmm~..." I grunt lowly, "I should have had you do this years ago~..." I brush strands of hair outs her eyes, as she shoots a sultry smile up at me.
"I wish you did~..." she replies hotly back, "I could have started serving my sentence sooner~..." with that, she goes back down on my wood, enveloping the tip within her lips.
I groan slightly longer, as I feel her tongue twirl around my tip, with my shaft being massaged by her bouncing bust in turn.
It almost makes me cum on the spot.
Almost.
"Well~" I mumble darkly, "there's always the present~..." I sat up, though not enough to dislodge Usume from her work. "Dorei-chan~..." I feel her shiver at me basically calling her a sex slave. "Be a dear for me and go bend over that table over there for me, alright~?" I wave to the table in question.
"H~Hai, Goshujin-sama~..." she gets off my manhood, reluctantly, I can tell, and walks over to do exactly that.
She puts her hands on the table and bends over with an arch to her back.
As I approach, she gives her plump ass a nice little shake. "T~This~...Dorei~," she quivers with a lewd smile at calling herself that, "is here for Goshujin-sama's pleasure~..."
Good god, you have no idea how much that makes me want to fuck you into the ground.
But! I'm not here to please you, my sweet little Dorei-chan ~...
When I approach her, I slap her straight across the ass, "Only for your Goshujin-sama~?"
She moans and nods eagerly. "Y~Yes~! Only for you~! From now on~!"
Good.
With that, I don't hit my entire length inside of her, like every fiber of my male hormones is telling me to do, instead, I jam three of my largest and longest fingers inside of her.
All at once.
Not the same as my nice large dick, but well
"Ahhnnmmm~!" I feel her quiver around my fingers as she moans, loudly, grasping for breath.
Which I don't give her, as I start moving. Rapidly.
I twist and spin my fingers around inside her with each push deep into her folds, not aiming for quality, but sheer overwhelming stimulation.
"W~Wait~! Maahh~! Goshujin-sama~!" another push in, another breathless gasp and moan, "M~Maaahh~! P~Pleaase~! I can't, hnnghh~!" again, "H~Hahh~! Staahpp~!" again, "Noriaki Goshujin-sama~!" and again, and so on.
I only stop, just as I start to feel her folds tighten, the start of a tension building for her climax.
And I don't just stop, I rip it away.
Pulling my fingers out quickly as soon as I feel it start to take hold, I let her gasp out a shocked moan as my fingers leave her entrance and watch amused as she slowly slides down and slumps to the floor.
She heaves out quivering gasps for air, her body shaking in I realized release.
"Y~YouYouGoshujin-samaw-why?" she whines out, and I answer fairly simply.
By walking up to her, grabbing her hair, and putting her face right up against my throbbing hot rod.
I smile darkly, watching as she breathes hotly against my shaft, nearly forgetting about her denied climax.
Until I remind her.
"Because you don't deserve this yet." I pulled her head harder against my shaft, "This shall be your punishment, my beautiful little Dorei~!" I feel her shiver, likely in both pleasure and horror as she slowly realizes what I'm saying.
"I won't take you~...my cock won't part your walls, and I won't fill your womb with my seed~..." her eyes slowly start to widen up at me, "Oh sure, I may use your tits or mouth for my release~, but don't expect me to bring you to release myself~!" I chuckle deeply and boop her on the nose, before suddenly pulling back, leaving her to drop to the floor completely with a whining yelp.
"Iy~you~! Noriaki~! That's cruel!" she whines.
"It's Goshujin-sama to you, remember?" she shivers at just how softly I say that, "Don't worry! It's not like I won't ever give a try at breeding you!" she shivers even more at how casually I state that, "Let's seeprepare for, maybe in another 2 decades or so?"
I smirk evilly, as her eyes widen to sheer comical levels, "For every year you took from me, I'll deny you release." I lay out plainly. "Now, I won't stop you from achieving release yourself, but let's be real here~..." I put a lone finger under her chin, and lift her head slightly as I look down in her eyes. "...it just won't be the same, will it?"
And with that, I remove my finger and start walking away.
Uzume just stares at my back, dumbly for a second.
"W~Wait!" she suddenly calls out, "What are you d~doing~!?"
I don't turn back to her, or even stop. "Going to pay a certain kitty who deserves something far more than you do! Feel free to watch, just make sure not to get yourself caught, hmm~?"
My smirk widens into a grin as I hear her choked confused gasp turn into a whining sputter forsomething or other, I stopped paying attention.
Ah...this is going to be fun~!
~ A New Sun ~
I enter my room, to find a very familiar sight greeting me on my bed.
One very naked black cat, laying on her back, with one hand behind her head and body sprawled out.
Despite the deadpan she sent me the moment I walked in, she was already blushing.
It got worse once she saw I was as naked as the day I was born.
"I thought you had forgotten about me up here," she mumbles softly, her eyes seeming unable to move off my manhood, "you two weren't exactly quiet down there, you know~? Nya~!?"
She yelped when I dived onto the bed next to her.
Ah. Big bed.
I casually wrap an arm around my kitty, pulling her soft nude body against my bare side.
Perfect.
"Ah? You mean with Uzume?" I feel her eyes suddenly widen against me.
Oh yeah, she wasn't there for the ted talk, huh?
"Yeah, that Uzume." I grumble, "I'llexplain everything to you tomorrow. For now, just know that she's my maid from now on and that I didn't fuck herquite the opposite in fact."
Kuroda blinked. "Eh? Then those noises downstairs?"
I chuckle, giving her a devilish smirk. "Punishment. I fingered her to the edge, then pulled out. Came up here to do you instead, and she won't be feeling anything inside her for a little under two decades"
Kuroka blanched at that, "That'sNori-kun, that's cruel, nya~..."
Then why are you shivering and holding onto me tighter, huh?
"Hmm. You seem to be into that, though~?" suddenly, I turn, pushing her onto her back, with me right on top of her.
My hand comes down, right next to her head, and I stare down into her eyes.
"Maybe~...I should give you the same treatment, hmm~?" I mumbled deeply.
"Nya~!? That's not what I! Nori-kun~! It's cold! You're warm~!" she stifles a gasp, subduing her whining as she feels my other hand travel down her stomach, to her thighs, before finding her somewhat wet entrance.
"Right~," I huff out, amused, "like you weren't keeping yourself warm before I got here~..."
I slowly trace the boundaries of her entrance, staring her deep in the eyes as I do, watching with mirth as the lust and desire slowly builds up with them.
"You know," I hum out nonchalantly, "I don't have any condoms~..."
Kuroka hisses a bit at that, "So~!? I want kittens, nya~!"
I chuckle, going down to place small kisses at her neck and collar, smiling at every shiver and poorly kept mewl and soft moan she lets out, before slowly going up to her ear and whispering.
"You and I both aren't ready to be parents yet, you know that" I trail off, leaving the mention of our obvious unresolved personal issues unspoken.
Also, the fact that lust does not make a relationship.
If I'm gonna be a Daddy, I sure as hell am going to be there to raise my kids, and I'd like to love my kid's mother and have a proper relationship beyond just sex.
After a beat, I feel Kuroka wrap her arms around my head and sigh.
"I know," she whines sadly, "but being a Devilwell, let's just say it might take a while, alright~? We have extremely low fertility~..."
I chuckle, causing her to look at me slightly in confusion.
"Then, how about we call this" I whisper huskily, directly into her ear, "breeding training~..."
She stills the moment the words leave my mouth, letting out a low, hot moan shortly after
As my longest finger, my middle finger, finds purchase and enters her tight folds.
"Don't worry, though~..." I continue through a small smile, "as I am a most generous trainer, and this is your first sessionI'll make sure you're ready for me~..." Kuroka gives a near-sputtering lewd gasp as I lay a gentle lick across her ear, and begin to slowly and steadily finger her quivering quim.
"And, don't worry~!" I say just as cheerfully as lustfully, "I'll be gentle." I lie. Straight through my teeth.
The way her folds suddenly tighten around my finger, and the way her eyes light up with sheer desire makes me think she enjoys that idea.
Without further adieu, I quickly increase the pace of my fingering.
Okay. I'll be truthful. I'm finger fucking her if the way my hand slams against her entrance with loud wet slapping sounds.
"N~Nya~!? Nori-kun~!" she whines and moans, "Don't~! You~! Nnnghhh~!"
I shut her up, by stretching her out further, having another of my fingers join the first in getting her nice and ready.
I hum as I do this, almost casually, smiling down lustfully at her as I go.
"You know~?" I suddenly began. "You can help me out too~!"
"N~Nyahh~!? How~...?" she moans in a lust-filled daze.
My smile widens. "Beg~." I answer simply, succinctly, and huskily.
My smile becomes a grin as her eyes widen, and she loudly mewls lewdly, and dare I say, a tad bashfully?
"Beg for me to fuck you. Beg for me to do what no other man will do, and fill you up with my seed. Beg, and know I will do it when you ask~..."
I saw the moment, the moment sheer burning lust and desire enveloped and ignited in her eyes.
She pulls me down, so her mouth can easily go up to my ear.
Her next words were almost slurred with desire, the sheer heat coming off her breath made me shiver.
"N~Nori~kun~! P~Please fuck me~! I~I've been waiting for so long~! Please~ nya~!?"
I smile.
Yeah. I think she's ready now.
In the next moment, I move, pulling my fingers from her desperate folds and moving to place the tip of my member right up against her entrance.
I move forwards, my own legs pushing hers up into the air before settling back down over mine.
Mating Press.
I smirk down at Kuroka, whose body trembles, eyes filled with anticipation.
"P~Please, n~nya~?" Is all she says, with a lewd mewl tacked on right at the end.
I slam down into her, my rod easily sliding into her soaked passage, bottoming out into her shortly after.
"N~NYAHHH~!" my cat girl screams out in pleasure, and her insides mirror the action by locking my shaft in a vice grip, causing me to give a pleased low groan.
After a second or two of letting her adjust to the pleasure thrumming through her veins, I start moving again.
Not slowly, no. Just as 'promised' I started being the opposite of gentle.
I started pounding into her, roughly slamming down into her eager folds, causing the bed to harshly shake, over and over and over again.
"Ngghhyaahh~! Nori~! Ghhaa~! Kun~! Maaahhh~!"
Besides her desperate, heat-filled moans, the only other sounds to fill my room were the rough sounds of flesh slapping together and my poor bed ready to fall apart.
Looking down at her face now? With her mouth wide open, her tongue hanging out, and the literal hentai hearts in her eyes.
Only made me go harder.
"MMNNNGHH~!" suddenly, her arms and legs wrapped around my body held me tight.
Her walls clamped down on my shaft, and I nearly came with her as her climax exploded.
Her entire body started vibrating and shaking profusely, as the hottest, lewdest moan I ever heard went right into my ear.
"Nyyaaahhh~...N~Nori~, kun~..."
I shiver and let out a deep groan, "Fucking hell, Kuroka~..."
"Nya~!" she gives me a dazed, sultry cheshire grin, and goes up to slowly lick my neck. "Where's my seed, Nori~kun~...I want it~...give it all to me~..."
Say no more.
I promptly continue right where I left off, pistoning into her, but this time with a different goal in mind.
Filling her up.
"NYAAAHH~!? That's it~! Right there~! Mmmmm~! Fill up your pet~! Fill her up~!" she begs and moans, straight into my ear.
I pin her down on the bed, pushing her into the mattress as I hilt myself completely inside her, and gave her everything she begged for.
She clings onto me, giving a loud lewd cry in time with the several long seconds it took for me to empty every drop of seed I had deep inside of her.
"A~Aaahhn~...Nori~kun~..." she gives my neck and chest several lewd kisses and small licks, seemingly in a pleasure-filled daze.
"F~Fuck~..." I huff out. "Kuroka~?
She just continues kissing and licking my chest and neck, hell, she's purring now? And rubbing up against me?
Admittedly, it does feel good. But
"Kuroka~...Pet." I say a little more sternly, smiling with glee as she perks up.
"Nori~kun~? Nya~?" she slurs, looking up at me and tilting her head to the side.
I look her right back in the eyes.
My next words cause her to still entirely.
"I'm not done with you yet," I grumble huskily, "let's flip you over, on your stomach, hmm~?"
I sit up, pulling her up by her shoulders as I go, her eyes glazed over with lust, yet mounting with confusion rapidly.
It's only when I actually flip her over onto her stomach does she give a somewhat coherent, yet confused mewl.
"H-How are you still- NYA~!?"
I cut her off, by putting my still very hard member right between her cheeks.
As it would turn out, breathing techniques that energize my entire body with oxygen gets the blood flowing.
Everywhere.
Not too sure if I have any seed left in the tank, but there's only one way to find out, right?
"Y~You~...? Nori~kun~! Answer me-"
My answer comes in the form of me pushing down and into her still very wet folds!
"NYAH~!? W~Wait~! Nori~kun~! Not like that~! I'm still not~! Maaahh~!"
What was it that I said I was going to do to her way back when we first meant, hmm?
It had something to do with fucking her senseless, making her stop thinking about dragons, all that jazz, right?
Time to make full due on that promise.
~ A New Sun ~
Several hours later, it's now the middle of the night.
I walk now down a small path on my estate, heading towards a particular building that, from my memories so far, shouldn't exist.
Only reason I saw it was because, after our sex-a-thon, I decided to take a nice long look out my window and noticed it.
Ah! By the way, I left Kuroka in a sex coma in my bed. Fun times.
Didn't get to try everything on her, and it turns out that although I can keep a rock solid hard-on basically forever, my sperm bank is indeed limited.
Sadge.
Even during our breaks - she did have to eat after all - I played with her, teased her.
Me thinks she's learned her lesson about being a little tease, but my rational mind calls bullshit on that.
We'll see about that.
Anyhow, a strange building that just seemed to haveappeared, on my estate. What's up with that, hmm?
Taking the path that avoids the moonlight the most makes this little trip take longer.
Ughthat's another thing I need to look into, huh? This almost built-in hatred for the moon and night.
I don't like being predisposed to bullshit like this. I'll have to ask my mother about that when I get the chance.
Regardless, I made it to the building, a large rectangular building built in the same style as the other buildings amidst the estate, traditional Japanese.
As soon as I approach the sliding door, I feel something likemy entire body passing through a soap bubble? Or maybe a liquid plastic film?
I blink. A barrier of some kind? Is that why I couldn't see it before?
What changed then? Is it because I now have powers?
I shake off those thoughts for now. Just another thing to check in later about. Another thing added to my plate of bullshit I needed to sort through.
With that joyous thought in my head, I pulled open the door.
To reveala dojo?
Sheathed in darkness, lit only by candles this late at night, huh? Still, it looks rather nice
I still, my blood turning ice cold as a thought breaks into my mind.
Who the hell lit all these candles?
"Ah, Goshujin-sama!" Oh for fucks sake. I recognize that voice.
I turn, finding Uzume standing there holding a lit candle, the politest smile on her face I've ever seen.
She'salso wearing a maid outfit.
Nice.
Still. Kind of ruins the whole mood this place gives though, doesn't it?
"Ah, Uzui-chan!" I clap and smile right back, relishing in the confused blink she gave me at my impromptu name switch. "You have fun earlier today?"
Her polite smile twitches.
My smile turns into a smirk.
According to Kuroka, she was watching but had tapped out at one point or another.
Poor girl. At least she didn't leave any trace of a mess around?
Good maid! I'll give her head pats later as a reward!
Ah, shit. Okay, Nori! You're doing it again! Focus! On secret dojo! For now!
I cough into my hand, my smirk dropping as I look about the place.
"So," I start, a tad awkwardly, "what's up with this place?"
Uzume blinks at my awful attempt to change the conversation but takes it regardless.
"This is a Dojo your Father had built so he could train in peace," she explains, whilst walking to place another candle down, "you're here because you never saw this place before, correct?" I nod, and she continues.
"Your Father had a few of his friends from the Bureau of Onmyo put up barriers around the place, to hide it from the mundane world. Now that you have powers, well..." She waves nonchalantly around the place.
Okay. The only bit I got was the first and last bit.
I don't know much of anything about my Dad. Only his name, Kunihito, and that only came from a very drunk Uzume talking about how much she misses him.
Besides that? I got nothing. So, he was a fighter of some kind? Had connections to some Bureau?
"You lost me." I outright state, causing her to flinch and look directly at me. "I mean, why did Dad need any of this? And a Bureau? Like, you never told me anything about him, so I don't" I trail off, my eyes slowly widening, as I look at Uzume.
Quietly crying, tears gently streaming down her face, as she stares at me with this dreadful expression across her face.
It's like someone mixed grief, horror, guilt, bitterness, and anger in a pot, and drank the whole damn thing in one gulp.
"Uzume?" I step towards her, raising a hand, "Are you okay?"
She nods shakily, "I" she takes a labored breath, and shoo's my hand away when it gets close, "No. No I'm not actually." she states through gritted teeth, "I had forgotten that, you didn't reallyknow anything about your Dad."
Tears still streaming down her face, she glances up towards the sky. "Fuck it. Ama can't hear us now, anyways. You deserve to know."
I blink at that. "Huh?"
Before I could ask for more, she turns and walks away.
"Follow along, Akaruihiruotoko." she more so orders, then asks.
"That name again, huh?" I mumble, seeing the moment for how serious it was, I follow along behind her without a complaint.
As she leads me through the long wooden halls around the Dojo, she suddenly begins.
"You have three names, Akaruihiruotoko, the Kami name Ama picked for you. Norihito, the human name your Father picked for you, and" she chuckles good-naturedly, "Noriaki, the compromise name I came up with when your parents couldn't decide!"
"Don't theyall just mean variations of the same thing, though?" I ask, confused.
"Yup!" Uzume agrees, amused. "It'sa tad bit complicated, but let's just say that neither of your parents wanted what the other wanted for your life," she shakes her head, "let's not go into that, though, for now. I want to tell you about your father."
Eventually, we make it to a wide-open indoor space, shaped like a long rectangle.
At the very end of the space? A katana stand, holding, wella katana!
Specifically, an odachi, a larger variant of the katana. With a red hilt, wrapped in soft black cloth, and a dark golden guard.
And in front of it? A small picture frame, holding the visage of a man
Dad?
I didn't realize I had walked straight up to the stand and picture until I was already in front of it.
The man in the picturedidn't look much like me, I'll admit. I think I got basically everything from my mother.
Uzume, who stood off to the side of it, smiled slightly as I kneeled before it.
Regardless, it is still my father. Shame I don't have any incense around to light.
"I won't give your father's entire life story," she began, "you've been hit with enough new stuff lately already, and it's not like I won't have plenty of time now to tell you more later."
She waves toward the weapon. "This Odachi, it was a gift from your mother to your father when they first met." I trace a finger down the charcoal-black blade, absolutely mesmerized, and yet... "It's made of Hihiirokane, Brilliant Scarlet Metal straight from Heaven. Ama made it herself for him"
"So why is it black, then?" I suddenly ask.
"Huh?" Uzume looks at me.
"It's" I frown, "not supposed to be, right? I can feel it, the sword feelsdead?"
It's the strangest thing. It feels like something crucial is missing here
Uzume smiles sadly, "Iof course you could tell."
She walks over and places a hand on my shoulder, "When your father fell, the blade turned black, because, Amawell" her grip tightens slowly, I can feel her trembling through her hand, "she didn't take it well."
I take a slow, measured breath, "How did he die?"
Uzume gulps and huffs a sigh.
On her hand, I can see it, inklings of an orangish dawn-like light, sputtering off her.
But I can also feel it. For the first time, another's Holy Spirit Power, as hers throbs out in irritation.
Compared to mine? I feel like a puddle next to an ocean.
"Some context, Noriyour Dad was on a one-man mission," Uzume began, "to expel all the 'Darkness' from Japan, as he liked to put it. He left behind his family, his responsibilities, his inheritance to do so."
Uzume gave a choked sigh. "Devils. Fallen. Yokai. Their strays. He hunted them all. With the Five Principles Clans too busy fighting amongst themselves, and the Yokai Factions not having much sway outside their territories, Japan was, and still isw-well."
Slowly, Uzume came down to her knees, wrapping her arms around my neck.
"It's not great Nori. But, at least it's not America? Yeah? Hah" she gave a sad chuckle, and I got a small smile out of that, though for reasons even she couldn't have suspected.
She snuggled into my back, mumbling as she continued listlessly. "HeH-He always told us he'd die out there. Fighting. Ama gave him the sword so maybe he wouldn't but, in the end? He was right."
The sound of sad, slowed-down party music wafted into my ears as her holy spirit powers flexed a bit.
"They ganged up on him. The Fallen and Devils. Ambushed him." she dug her head into my back. "Ama smote the entire block once she felt his soul cross. Ashed a whole Grigori cell, and Devil Peerage."
Uzume gave a long, tired chuckle. "Ah, the meetings afterward? Fun. But I won't bore you with those details, Noriaki."
A beat of silence passed, and I just sat there, processing all ofthat.
"Nori-kun." Uzume suddenly spoke, causing me to look slightly back at her, seeing her still crying softly. "The sword is yours now. And," her arms tighten around me, "I'm sorry, after he died, Ama forbade me from talking about him. And I just" slowly, she trails off into soft sputtered sobs.
As the night ticked ever onwards, I sat there in silence, letting Uzume cry it out behind me.
In my hands, I hold a perfectly sized Odachi for my fighting style, preferences, and tastes.
And yet.
The blade couldn't feel more empty.
Just like me.
Before Amaterasu, Uzume kneeled, face completely flushed and unable to meet her eyes.
She just explained, well, everything. Right up to, all thecopious amounts of sex Nori is giving to that cat devil.
Slowly, Amaterasu closed the manga volume she was reading and set it gingerly on her room's nearest table.
"So," she began, tone dull and neutral, "that's all then?"
Uzume slowly nodded meekly.
Then waited to be blasted into pieces.
And waited. And waited
And wait. Is that giggling?
"Snnnnrrrkk!" Ama suddenly flung her head back, a loud poorly restrained chortle spurting forth, "Damn, he played you, huh?"
Uzume sank even further down, her face flushing a deeper red hard.
When she left, he and the cat were still going at it, and she, well
She doesn't wanna think or talk about that anymore!
Ama nods sagely, "Yeah, that about serves you right," casually, she puts one leg over the other, and looks down at Uzume amused, "and honestly? That's practically the same punishment I was gonna hit you with when you got back, anyways."
Uzume blinks, and finally looks up at her, "R-Really?" she stutters, dumbfounded.
Ama hums in confirmation, "Although, honestly, Uzume" she closes her eyes, her amused smile slowly turning into an annoyed frown, "I didn't think you fucked up quite that badly."
"A-Ama. I"
"No," she didn't even raise her voice to interject, "I don't wanna hear it. But you have something you need to hear." with a huff, Ama continued.
"Do you know why I put you in charge of him in the first place?"
Uzume blinked at that and just stared.
After a moment, Ama sighed.
"I mean. It doesn't make sense at first glance, right?" Ama chuckled slowly, "Goddess of Revelry, raising a child? Doesn't make much sense. But, I wanted you to do it because it could only be you, Uzume."
Ama stands up, walks over to Uzume, and gently puts a hand under her chin, "When Susan drove me into my cave, you dragged me out. When my marriage to him fell apart, you were there" a sad, nigh fragile little smile appeared on the Sun Goddesses face, and Uzume's heart cracked, "since the beginning, you were there, always there. When Nori was born? Hell, you helped make him, Uzu!"
Ama fell to her knees, right in front of Uzume, putting their foreheads together, the two looked straight into each other's eyes.
"And after Kuni died, and I nearly flash fried that Leviathan bitch, her whole Peerage, and that degenerate crow and his cronies when they came flying over demanding shit, who was there?" she asked, softly, so softly.
"II was" Uzume answered quietly, tears budding on the sides of her eyes.
"That's right," Ama confirmed with a smile, "You were. Not my fucking court. I had my aids and advisers telling me to prostrate myself before them like I was in the wrong." she sneered, full of contempt and malice, "Tenjin. Omoi. All of them. Cowards scared of the watermelon and strawberry devils!"
She shook her head slowly as Uzume reached up and slowly wrapped her arms around her.
"You were the only one who made some sense, thenand it was after that, Uzume that I knew it could only be you," she said pointedly, "not my dumb as fuck court, who would mold him into the perfect pawn while I'm not looking, not his fathers, they'd do the same but mundane."
Ama took a shaky breath, "The Earthly Kami were all far too busy to take care of a child, none of the other Heavenly Kami would ever descend, and Nori would have died as a baby if brought here." Ama grabbed and held Uzume tightly on either side of the face.
"Only you can walk freely between Heaven and Earth, Uzu. Only you I trusted enough to even think of watching him. And yeah, ever since the war you've been a bit put out! But, I thoughtwell" Ama slowly looked away, tears forming in her eyes, "you loved him too, didn't you?"
"I do!" Uzume cried out, latching onto Ama's waist tightly, "Of course I do! I still do! Kuni and Nori both! I just! I!"
"Then why, Uzume?" Ama asked harshly, her gaze snapping back to her, "Why? It's not hard to pick up a parenting book! Hell, you saw me raise my other sons and daughter! What changed!?"
"I" Uzume shivered, slowly looking away from her, as tears broke from her eyes.
During the Great War, Uzume died.
Luckily, it didn't take long for her to revive.
But, that void, where dead Gods go to sleep. She sawthings.
Things that keep her up at night. Things that make her stop wanting to think.
Machines and flesh things, duking it out on thousands of stars. World's consumed by parasites like Devils, but thousands of times worse.
The Old Gods sat there. Watching her. Enjoying her suffering. They wanted her to stay, be their new playmate.
The only thing that kept her sane and able to come home was the thought of seeing light again. Ama's light.
When she came back, the only thing that could keep her from slipping back into that spiral was drinking, partying, and doing literally anything else.
How is she supposed to tell Ama any of that? What she saw? When just thinking about it cracks her min
Light envelopes her.
And she's at peace.
"Uzume?" Ama's now staring at her, concerned, her pupils like magatama whirling around her eyes as the area is bathed in flaming light.
Purifying white flames.
"Beautiful." Uzume muttered breathily, as she waved her hands through the purifying flames, and grabbed hold of Ama, refusing to let go.
Ama blushed slightly and wiped the tears from her eyes, "Now's not the time for that, Uzu. No flirting."
"Not flirting," Uzume states dazedly, "just stating the truth!"
Ama blinks, before slowly patting Uzume on the back with a small smile.
Then she sighed, remembering what was supposed to be going down.
"Regardless, Ame-no-Uzume," Uzume froze at the announcement of her full name, "the punishment my son set for you stands. Go. Pack your things and head down, you will stay with him. Answer his will absolutely. And as for you being his Guardian? No more," she announces, "I'm going to call in a favor. She's fairly busy already, but he's old enough now that he doesn't need a babysitter, just someone to check in once in a while."
Uzume slowly, reluctantly, let her go. "II understand, of course, Ama" she slowly trails off, looking away once more. "I'm sorry." she mutters, brokenly, tiredly, "I'm so so sorry" and with that, she curtly gets up, and walks away quickly.
Ama just stood there, watching her go, her eyes slowly shifting back to normal.
"I know." Ama mutters, quietly, "Me too. To you and Nori" she slowly sits down, now mumbling, "I don't know what's going on with you"
She thought that maybe, just maybe, giving Uzume this job would help break her out ofwhatever all that was, earlier.
Help her get out of this funk she's been in since the Great War.
But it looks like it wasn't to be.
She slowly leans back in her chair, staring dead up at the ceiling, "And Nori? WellI'm preparing myself for the worst when we finally meet."
He was born into such a broken family, after all.
And in the end? It's all her fault.
The ending of last night kind of sucked, not going to lie.
Which is why I prefer this morning, so much more.
"UGHH!" My crumbled body slams into the top of my new dojo, and sticks there for a second, before slowly falling back down and hitting the ground with an echoing thump.
Even if it involves me being trashed in a fight with the cat girl I just fucked silly yesterday.
"Nyaaa~..." Kuroka yawned and stretched, before walking over to poke my prone form, "Eh? Nori-kun~? You still alive? It's only been a few minutes! I thought you said you wanted to test your new sword, nya?"
I slowly look up at her.
"I lied," I revealed, unsurprisingly, she didn't seem phased by that, "I just wanted to get beat up because last night after sex sucked."
"Ho?" she plops down right in front of me, "I knew that first bit, althoughnot the why," she pauses for a beat, "What happened, nya?"
I roll onto my back, and groan, "Juststuff about my dad." I grumble out, and at Kuroka's head tilt, I continue, "He died before I was born, of course, I just found out why. A bunch of Devils and Fallen ambushed him, it made my mom forbid Uzume from ever talking about him, for some reason? Grief, maybe."
I huff, holding the charcoal-black Odachi up in front of me.
"This sword was his, Uzume gave it to me last night. And I just" I trailed off.
"Don't know where to start?" Kuroka offered, and I turned my eyes back to her. "About the Fallen and Devils? I mean, they did kill your dad"
"That's the thing, though?" I chuckle, softly. "I don't particularly feel anything regarding them. Not anger, not sadness."
I shake my head, "Mom already killed his killers, and I'm not gonna go blame an entire race for the actions of a few." I reach up, and pat her head in reassurance a few times, getting happy mewls from her as I do.
Who the hell am I? Akeno? Snnnrrk! Right.
"It's like," I huff, sitting up and turning to face her, "I never knew my dad. Never met him. Never held any attachment to him. I always knew he was dead, so when I heard how he died" I pat my chest, and sigh, "Nothing. Not even a damn tear."
Kuroka's eyes widened, slightly, "Really, nya? That's"
I snort. "I know right? A tad heartless?"
Kuroka shook her head, "No no! I doubt you're heartless, you feel bad about not feeling bad, right?"
I nod, "Well, yeah?"
Kuroka nods right back, looking far too pleased with herself, "Then you aren't heartless, nya~!
I stare at her, blankly.
Cats. Almost forgot.
"I'm fairly certain it's more nuanced than that, though?" I replied unsurely.
It can't be that simple, right? Am I overthinking things because I've got too much shit to do right now?
Kuroka seems to think so, seeing as she's nodding rapidly.
"You know what I think, Nori-kun~?" she jumps on me, all of a sudden, wrapping me up in a nice big hug. "You saw Uzume-san crying, heard about how your mother reacted to his death, and feel like you should have some sort of reaction, but you don't, because you're right, you know?"
She puts her forehead right against my forehead, "You didn't know him. Why would you act like you did, feel like you did, otherwise?"
I blink at that.
Thatactually makes some sense? Holy shit.
"Where the hell is the bimbo kitty I fucked into the mattress last night?" I mutter in shock.
"Nya~!?" she yelps, nearly jumping back, but I hold her close. "Why do you say that, nya~!?"
I chuckle, mirthfully, "No particular reason~..." and then I go up, and kiss her, straight on the lips.
The way she froze before slowly melting into it was precious.
It's funny. We fucked like wild animals last night, but haven't actually kissed until right now.
That was intentional, on my part.
I wanted to save the kisses for intimate moments, like this one!
I place my sword gently on the ground before my hands slowly go around to and down her lower back, and at about the point I reach her waistline, she perks up and pulls back slightly.
"Maah~..." she breathes out hotly, "Careful, nya~! You better watch those hands~! I'm still sore!"
I deadpanned at her, hard.
"Sore. Yet you still kicked my ass with ease."
"Well! You are pretty weak, nya~!" She says matter of factly.
Okay. Ouch. Damn Gojo, where's your blindfold? And rest of your fucking clothes while you're at it!?
"Then why the hell are you wearing that!?" I exclaim, waving to her lack of clothes.
Could you even call a frilly lilac top that barely covers the top of her tits and a damn thing clothes?
Seriously, she might actually look less sexy naked now. I didn't even know she had underwear? When did she get those!?
The fucking cat smiled, "Fashion! Nya~!" she said wistfully with a wink.
You little shit.
"Fine" I grumble, "you can fashion, you little~" I cut myself off, by capturing her lips with my own once again, drawing a cute surprised giggle from her before I eventually pull back, and huff.
A beat passes in blissful silence.
And then I ruin it.
"I still feel bad." I suddenly said.
Kuroka looks at me, sighs, and playful smacks my chest, "Stubborn. Man." twice, one for each word.
I chuckle weakly, "I know, my bad, I can't help it?" I try rapidly firing off.
Kuroka looks unamused.
I sigh, "Look. I know, I'll get over it eventually, okay?" I huff. "I just have a lot of shit to process and deal with, recently" I trail off.
Kuroka just stares me in the eyes, before giving me one last pat on the chest, slightly harder than before.
I wince, "Ow! And there's another!" I exclaim dramatically.
"Oh hush you! Nya~!" she wraps her arms around my neck and practically hangs onto me. "So! You mentioned stuff to do? Anything you plan on doing today?"
I nod, wrapping my arms around the catgirl to hold her as I start explaining. "Yeah. I got school supplies to pick up for my Third Year at a new school."
Kuroka blinks at that, "School? Out here? Where, nya?"
I watch her carefully as I say this next part, "Hmm? We're right next to Kuoh Town, I'll be heading to Kuoh Academy to start my final high school year in about aweek?" I ponder out loud.
The 'break' fucking hell, I hate Japanese School Trimesters between the 3rd Quarter and 1st Quarter is two bloody weeks.
I spent half that time out and about, as it were, enrollment starts in a week.
But none of that's all that important.
It's the way that Kuroka stilled and paled the moment I mentioned Kuoh.
Soshe knows already, huh?
"Kuroka?" I ask, slowly, and even that makes her snap her attention towards me. "You okay?"
Kuroka blinked, "I'mfine, nya~? Perfectly fine! Nyah hah hah~!" she laughed, so rigid and forced.
Damn, kitty. You're an awful fucking liar, you know that?
Great actor. Shit liar. How does that even work?
I sigh, internally, I mean.
You know, I hate being vulnerable, like earlier, but amongst the multitude of shit on my plate now is Kuroka's issues with her sister.
I have a plan in my mind for dealing with it. The problem? I can't start it, because I'm not even supposed to know about her and Shirone yet!
She needs to tell me first. I hoped that being vulnerable, and opening up first, would encourage her to do the same, but, well.
It'll probably take more time, won't it?
Damn.
I reach up, placing a hand on her cheek, causing her to rapidly blink in confusion, "N-Nori-kun? Nya!?"
I kiss her on the forehead, and whilst rubbing her cheek, whisper to her ear, "Whenever you're ready, you can tell me, alright?"
I chuckled as she gaped at me for that.
"Now!" I start standing, pulling her up with me gently, "Speaking of, I have to go into town soon. Besides the school stuff I gotta grab, someone," I stare down at her, "ate all the damn food in the fridge"
Kuroka, at least, had the decency to look sheepishly down at that.
Seriously. It's not like there was much in there in the first place, and admittedly some stuff was expired because I was gone for so long, but one break last night, and it's gone?
Fucking freeloading cat.
Then again, I wasn't expecting anything less.
Didn't she do something similar in the Light Novels? Ate all of Issei and co's food, laid around all the time playing games and shit.
I also distinctly remember that she offered him sex to pay for it, and he folded.
Didn't get any sex in the end, why would he, it's an ecchi not a hentai world for him.
Fortunately, I don't live constrained by genres.
So. I wonder what Kuroka will offer me?
"Well, Nori-kun~! I can help pay you back, nya~...?" she says hotly, slowly slipping her frankly non-existent top up further.
Was there ever any doubt?
I flick her on the nose.
"NYA!?" she quickly moved to cover her clearly very hurt nose, "Nori-kun~! Wwwhhyy!?" she whines out.
I slowly put a finger under her chin, and looked her right in the eyes, "Because I'd get your body anyway, pet." I mutter huskily. "I already own you, remember?"
I grin, watching her shiver and nod slowly in place, before deciding to turn down the horny - for my poor kitty's sake - and speak much more softly.
"Horny aside," I begin, "I wasn't actually about to ask you for anything." at her eyes quickly widening, I continue, "Recall, I invited you here, after what happened with your shack-"
"House!" she piped up.
I stare at her, dully, for a second before continuing.
"House. After what happened to your house," she nods, "I'm not gonna make you pay me anything, alright? Hell," I chuckle, "this is supposed to be my way of paying you back, remember?"
Kuroka blinks for a second, then she realizes and suddenly she's chuckling to herself, "Oh yeah! Nya ha ha~!"
Ah, that's a much more real laugh than before.
"But!" I suddenly interject, causing her to pause, "If you truly do wish to pay me back? Well." I pat her on the head, "You do remember that time we talked about your training, right?" I wave around to the dojo, "Might be a good time to look into that, no?"
Kuroka stared up at me, dumbfounded. "I'lllooking into it, nya?" she said slowly.
I nodded at her and gave a light chuckle.
That's good enough for now, I think. Trying to force her into anything wouldn't work.
If she's going to make any progress, she needs to be the one to push for it, herself.
"Good girl~!" I suddenly start scratching behind her ears, my light chuckle turning into a hearty laugh as she bats at my hand and mewls in protest.
"Ghaa!? Nori-kun! Stop it! What's this even for, nya!?'
I shrug, "Because I felt like it, your ears are soft, and I know you like it?"
Kuroka pouted, looked away, and refused to answer.
With a smile, I pick up my sword and point it in the direction of the exit.
"Well, come along kitty! I owe you an explanation, and I gotta go soon. Let's get that all over with, yeah?"
Kuroka, still pouting, harrumphs as she heads out, prompting me to chuckle as I watch her go.
Before I follow, I take one last look around the dojo, finding the now picture-less sword stand.
I thought it would be kind of weird to have a picture of my dad watching me do stuff, and allthatwith Kuroka, I knew was going to happen here.
So, I moved it inside. Gave him a proper household shrine before I started my routine last night.
I wonder if Uzume found it yet? She passed out on me last night as well.
Hmm. Well, if she has, I'm sure she liked it, at least!
~ A New Sun ~
With a low hum, and a slight smile on my lips, I grace the streets of Kuoh Town by blazing down them on a motorcycle.
Yup. I'm pulling a Kirito, and am gonna hit up Kuoh Academy via motorcycle.
Only way this could piss off Sona more is if I wore my yukata as well.
Sadge I can't though, damn things are hella comfy. Nice and thin, yet soft, easy to breathe in the works.
I love my hoodie and shorts, don't get me wrong, but I'd much rather live my likely very long life henceforth in the most comfortable way possible.
Only problem is that yukata are technically, well, traditionally, bathroom robes. So I can't wear them everywhere.
Omega sadge.
At least I can still wear them at festivals and such without getting weird looks.
With a content sigh, I take pleasure in the wind whipping through my hair, completely ignoring some strange looks I get from people walking about or in other cars.
Turns out, motorcycles were pretty popular with gangs and such back in the day. Who'd have thought?
Not like I care though. This feels good.
Just gonna ignore everything else I got going on.
Like, what am I supposed to do with my life now? How do I deal with all the shit at Kuoh? Should I even?
Also, my Dad may or may not be related to the fucking Japanese Imperial House, if his name and context clues from Uzume are anything go by.
Do I even wanna think about shit like that right now? Should I even? Is any of this possibly important to me specifically!?
Suddenly I find myself slamming on the brakes as the light before me turns red, and I come to a sudden stop that nearly flips me off my vehicle.
With an annoyed grunt, I slam my head down onto the steering handles.
This isn't like you, Nori. Chill.
Let's just take one thing at a time.
The light turns green, and I drive off, much slower than before.
The breeze whipping through my hair now isn't nearly as intense, but it gives me time to think.
Kuoh. Why would I go there? Obviously, it's because the plot happens there, all of the main characters are there.
Do I care about the plot or characters?
Not really, no.
I like Rias, she's a dweeb, I'd love to make friends with her!
And no. Not to fuck her or add her to a harem or anything.
Which, let's be real here me, it's gonna happen eventually, the harem thing.
It's inevitable in this world. Suck it up. Prepare for it.
But as for Rias, adding her to a harem is a terrible fucking idea. I remember how she acted with Issei on that.
Despite knowing about his dream, and seemingly supporting it, she still got extremely petty and jealous with him about it.
Not touching that with a thirty-foot pole, no thank you.
Speaking of Issei. What do I think about him?
Eh. Unless he starts perving on any of my girls, I couldn't care less about him.
I won't go out of my way to kill him, yoink his Sacred Gear - like I'd know how without that ritual Raynare used on Asia - or other such nonsense with him.
Mostly because I don't think killing a kid is a valid solution to anything.
Also, the easiest way to remove Issei from the board is to just kill the Fallen before they kill him.
Assuming you're not in some sort of evil manipulative Rias world or some shit.
Which, side note, I need to do that. And Diodora.
Although, I would rather not take Asia in myself.
She'd latch onto me like a lost puppy, and likely form romantic interest out of nowhere because, well, Asia.
And I just wouldn't be able to reciprocate those feelings, I think.
Still, no one deserves that fate. And Diodora deserves to be burned alive.
Koneko is a given, I have to care about her for Kuroka. It helps that I do like her, she was a savage in the English dubs of the anime.
Gasper? Eh. Fem boy Dio.
Yuuto? Eh. Edgy sword bro? Maybe. Unlikely though.
Akeno? Cringe. Her Fallen hate boner makes no sense, she's got some fucked S/M tendencies, and if I recall correctly? She's got a thing for cucking men away from their wives.
Won't be touching that with a sixty-foot pole.
As for Sona? I don't hate her or anything, but her extreme strictness puts me off a good bit.
I don't even remember anything about her Peerage, sans Genshiro, who I don't care about.
Huh. And as for the plot, I'd rather not Kokabiel blow up the town and start a second Great War in my backyard, but besides that?
Rias and her marriage to Riser won't happen early if she doesn't get Issei and Asia in her Peerage.
Killing the Fallen annuls the entire plot before that, and shit like the Young Devils Gathering isn't my business.
Cough. Sai should have won that. Cough.
Ugh. Sorry about that. Had to clear my mental throat.
But, huh? So that's it, then?
The only real reason I would go to Kuoh is for Rias and Koneko. That'snot much, is it?
And actually, now that I think about it? If part of my plan works, I won't even need to go to Kuoh for Koneko.
Just Rias.
Is just Rias worth it though?
Hmm.
I could send a clone. Like, Shadow Clone, to school for me.
Although I'd have to rush chakra control training, could I advance enough to make a single shadow clone in a week?
Yeah. Yeah I think I could.
Hold up.
Doesn't that make, like, my entire stressing over this situation pointless?
Fuck.
With that sobering thought, I finally pulled up to Kuoh Academy, a dead look in my eyes.
There isn't a place to park, I just kind of haphazardly park next to the bike rack outside the walls and chain it up there.
Then, I slam my head against said wall and groan in frustration.
"What did I say, Nori!?" I scolded, well, myself. "You just need to chill a bit! Think, Nori, think!"
I blink in confusion as an 'ahem' sound comes not too far to my right.
Slowly standing up straight, I turn to look at the source.
Ah. Joy. Already at the gates waiting for me, huh?
"Shitori-san," I give a small bow, and a tired smile, "I'm sorry you had to see that."
Sona Shitori, well, Sitri. Kind of expected she'd be wearing something that isn't the school uniform, since schools technically on break right now, but I guess not.
"Kusanagi-san," the bespeckled girl replied in kind, nodding back to me stiffly, "I see you finally decided to come on time, hmm?"
Ah, that's a tad cold don't you think?
"I had to call ahead of time for this," I raise my head back up and level an easy smile at her, "of course I wouldn't be late. Especially not with this bad boy!" I pat the motorcycle like I would a pet. Or Kuroka.
Sona's eyes drift to it, and I withhold smirking at the slight tightening of her brow.
"I can see that." she states dryly, though impressively her neutral expression doesn't shift at all.
With a single arm, she opens the gate slightly - making a show of putting some effort into it despite her likely being able to do it with ease - and waves me on in.
"Come along, Kusanagi-san," she huffs, "can't keep putting this off forever."
I nod sheepishly, "Right, right," and enter, helping her close the gate behind us, "I respectfully apologize for my lateness in following up on my assigned pick-up dates, it won't happen again." I softly apologize.
She gives a slight nod in thanks, and looks at me sternly, "See that it doesn't happen during school hours proper, yes Kusanagi-san?"
"Hai, Shitori-san." I acknowledge. After another nod, she starts walking off, with me following close behind her.
You know. I didn't like that. Speaking softly, meekly, bowing to another authority.
From my memories, that's how I was before the mountain. Before the Stray Devil, and Kuroka.
So, correction, I hated that. I have pride now, damn it!
But I don't want to intentionally antagonize Sona.
Okay. Maybe I wanna bully her a bit, but not make an enemy out of her.
Hnggghh. I wonder how long all of this is going to take?
~ A New Sun ~
"Nyah hah hah~..." the lazy cat girl lay sprawled out on the couch, playing games on an emulator, humming jollily to herself.
Kuroka has been having a great time so far.
Granted, it's only been about a day, but getting pounded into a mattress for the first first, and laying around after that is, at least by Kuroka's definition?
A really good time.
Disregarding the small windows of time she had to do anything else, of course.
Like beat Nori up earlier, and put a spell on him to mask his scent for a bit.
None of that counted, though.
Neither did the fact that she was right next to Kuoh Town.
Where her sister is.
Where Shirone is.
Nope! None of that mattered! Nor does the lying, the fact that Nori knows she's lying and doesn't seem to mind.
Nah! Nope! Everything's peachy!
Kuroka stopped humming a tune and stopped playing games.
Whenever you're ready, you can tell me, alright?
Kuroka let out a small little whine, flipped onto her stomach, and dug her face into the couch.
Years. She's spent years as a criminal terrorist. She's spent even longer letting her sister believe she went insane on power and killed her King for shits and giggles!
Why? Oh, why did she think that was a good fucking idea!? It wouldn't have been hard to just tell Shirone the bastard was going to experiment on her too!
Ah. That's right. She did it because she heard about his plans, had a knee-jerk reaction without thinking, and ran with the whole mentally insane angle.
Butat least Shirone is safe. That's what matters.
And with that thought, Kuroka's mind can rest at ease.
"So. When are you gonna tell him?"
Nevermind.
"NYA!?" Kuroka squealed and fell off the couch, flailing wildly. Looking up, behind the couch, she finds the source of the intruding voice.
A smug purple-haired woman in a maid outfit? Ah, this must be the Uzume that Nori was talking about!
"You know!" Kuroka huffed, and crawled back onto the couch, "For a glorified party Goddess turned maid, you look far too smug right now, nya!" Kuroka pointed at her.
Uzume grimaced, her admittedly very smug look dropping.
"Don't remind me," she huffed, "but hey? At least I'm not a glorified sex doll."
Kuroka narrowed her eyes, "At least I'm getting sex."
For a good, long moment, the two stared each other down.
Uzume sighed through gritted teeth, "Touche. Cat. Touche."
"Nyahaha~!" Kuroka threw up her arms and chortles in victory.
Uzume's eyebrow twitched, watching the cat, before she suddenly spoke up, causing her to sit still once more.
"You still haven't answered me, SS-Class Devil Kuroka," something glimmered in Uzume's eyes, that made every single hair on the back of Kuroka's neck stand on end, "well? I'm waiting."
Kuroka stifled the intense urge her flight or fight response was sending her to flee, and sighed, "I was just thinking about that, you know?" Kuroka gave a dry chuckle, "Generally speaking, telling someone you're a criminal after sex isn't a good idea, nya!"
"Really?" Uzume raised an eyebrow, "Seems like just the type of thing you usually would do?"
Kuroka levels a dry glare at her. "You've thrown too many parties, nya."
Uzume levels a challenging stare right back. "And you haven't been to enough parties, kitty."
Kuroka waves her off, "Regardless, it isn't that simple-"
Uzume snorts at that, "No no. It is," she interrupts her, "you're just scared about how he'll react, right?"
At Kuroka's scathing glare, Uzume took that as affirmation and continued.
"Trust me when I say, kitty, he won't care. Hell," Uzume sits down next to her, leaning against a broom she's holding. "I don't particularly care either. Well, now at least."
Kuroka blinked. "Nya?"
"Yup!" Uzume nodded, "You may not know this, but generally speaking, the Underworld and Devils? Not well-liked. Not by me, not by the other Kami, and I'm sure Nori will think the same way once he gets a detailed explanation."
She waves towards Kuroka, "As for you, specifically, kitty? Well. We heard you killed your King, but that you went insane beforehand. But from what I see?" she looks her up and down, "YeeaahhI think that's a load of bullshit."
A beat passes, with Uzume looking towards the fridge.
"Actually. I take that back. Insane for food." Uzume corrects with a snort.
"Nyah!? I already said I was sorry!" Kuroka whines out.
Uzume chuckles lightly. "Yeah. You aren't insane on power or some other bullshit. I'll be honest, any enemies of the Devils?" she reaches into her cleavage, and pulls out two full-on cups of sake, "Are friends of mine!" she hands one to Kuroka, who just stares at it befuddled.
"How did you?" Kuroka begins, but Uzume just waves her off.
"God domain stuff. Mostly. Anyways!" she holds out the cup, "Here's what I'm thinking! You tell me what's up with you, huh! Consider it aspractice! For telling Nori!"
Kuroka blinks, "That's rather, Uzume-san"
"Just Uzume is fine, kitty." Uzume interjects.
Kuroka nods, "I guess I'll just ask thenwhy?" she looks at her, "Why do this for me, nya?"
Uzume hums, "Because if we're going to live under the same roof for Heaven knows how long, I'd rather not deal with stupid YA drama?"
Kuroka blinks. "Ah."
"Right? See, you're getting it!" Uzume nods, "But, ah, alsolike I said before, about friends, and such? I wasn't kidding about that either."
"Friends, huh?" Kuroka said wistfully, "A bit much to call someone you just met that, yeah?"
"It's a bit much to get dicked down by a guy and ask him for kittens barely two weeks into knowing him, yeah?" Uzume replies in kind, with a small smirk.
Kuroka stared at her, for a long moment.
"Fair, nya, fair" Kuroka eventually conceded.
"Besides," Uzume suddenly added, "if it'll make you feel better, I fully plan on getting black-out drunk while I still can. Especially while Nori's gone!"
Kuroka tilted her head at that. "Don't you have a job to do?"
Uzume chuckled mirthfully, "Oh, I'm already finished! All that I had to do recently was a whole bunch of dusting, and Nori isn't easy, but you?" she points to said cat, "Ehhhhits been a day, and I already crave death." Uzume shrugs and says nonchalantly.
Kuroka looks mildly concerned, "Are youI'm sorry?"
Uzume waves it off almost casually, "Eh. It happens. So!" she downs a whole cup in one gulp, "Woo! Tell me your story, girl!"
You know. Kuroka didn't think this would be how her first interaction with the woman, this Kami, would go.
But she'd say it worked out pretty well.
With a slight smile and sad chuckle, Kuroka draws a deep breath and unveils her story.
~ A New Sun ~
"And this is the Gymnasium." Sona waved to the, admittedly rather large and impressive, gym.
"Ah, I see, I see" I trail off, nodding stiffly in understanding.
Okay. So, I have to keep checking my internal clock to make sure this isn't taking the hours upon hours this feels like it is.
No shot. All this was supposed to be is me getting my uniform, books, and a quick tour.
That's it.
And the funny thing? That's all it has been so far! But it's all soI don't know how to exactly describe it?
Painful would be one word I'd use.
I tried to do some small talk, but anything I got back from her was what I'd describe as professional, and to the point.
Like, watch!
"So, Shitori-san?" I begin as we walk away from the Gym, "I've been meaning to ask, but what is the Student Council Vice President doing giving a lone student so much attention?"
A legitimate question for a mundane person, although based on meta knowledge, I know it is likely related to her desire to open up her own school.
Somehow.
"It's part of my job, is all, Kusanagi-san." she replies simply.
"Ialright, Shitori-san." I acknowledge awkwardly.
See what I mean? She isn't being cold, or just a bitch, just professional and distant!
Or she's socially inept, but I doubt that considering she's a, you know, Devil.
Is she lowkey trying to make me awkward? Because it's working.
"Kusanagi-san," Sona begins slowly, looking over her shoulder slightly towards me, her eyes going specifically to the bag on my back, "do you practice Kendo?"
Ah? Finally asking me a question, huh? Fair enough assumption though, I am carrying around my sword in a kendo shinai bag.
"I suppose I do," I nod, "just recently started though. Going to hit up the Dojo after this."
Sona gives a curt nod, "I will inform you now, then. Although Kuoh does have a Kendo Club, they opted to remain an All Girls Club after our switch to co-ed," she continues, moving her head back to facing forwards, "if you wish to join such a club here, you'll have to start one yourself."
"Ah? What about a Dance Club?" I follow up, in a futile effort to keep the conversation going.
Sona doesn't even look at me, "Same as the Kendo Club." she states succinctly and says no more.
Fuck.
You know what? I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut now.
Just ride out the pain Nori, you got this!
Luckily, I did indeed have this.
Since I was attending as a Third Year, we didn't have to go all the way over and check out the college campus, nor any of the primary school buildings, just the ones I'd use as a Third Year.
Thank. Fuck.
On the way to our last destination, the Student Council office, I waved and said hello to a few of the staff.
Nice people. Felt like I could hold a conversation with them if I wished!
Interestingly enough, I didn't see any of Sona's Peerage around. Hmm?
At the office, I was presented with a nicely folded-up boys' uniform, and my schedule for the year.
"That marks the end of your tour, Kusanagi-san," Sona bows to me, "I hope you enjoy your Third Year at Kuoh Academy."
"Ah," I now back, deeper of course, "thank you for showing me around, Shitori-san. I will be in your and the Student Council's care."
The whole thing with bowing tradition in Japan is one hell of a thing to parse through and seems like something Sona would be a stickler over.
"Please, raise your head Kusanagi-san." I do so, seeing her giving a small smile my way, a knowing small smile, "Please try not to be late during the actual school year, and I believe you will excel."
Oh. Oh, you little shit.
You're getting hella bullied.
"Hmm, hmm!" I pretend to preen at the praise, "Thank you, Shitori-san!" I say, and smile at her right back, "I'll be sure to give due warning and reason next time something happens, alright?"
And by that, I mean I'm gonna intentionally 'miss' a bunch of school, and give her the most bullshit and asinine reasons.
What is she gonna do? Call my parents? Snnrrkk!
And Japanese Schools don't kick people out unless under extreme circumstances, and missing school isn't a big enough reason! At least in Japan!
Of course, I actually will be therewell, my clone, which will just confuse her more.
Seemingly picking up my petty energy, Sona's smile tenses slightly, "...see that you do, Kusanagi-san." she replies curtly.
I chuckle and pick up my things, "You have a good rest of the break, Shitori-san! See you during the Enrollment Ceremony!"
And with an easy wave, I walk off and out of there.
Honestly? I felt a lot better leaving than going in, which isn't the greatest start to my time here, but, eh.
At least I got another thing to do here fueled by petty spite. Always a plus in my book.
Now then! Let's see, I've got some shopping to do! Need to fill the fridge for three people, for one!
Well, two. I don't need to eat anymore.
Eh, actually? Does Uzume need to eat? I mean, she can get drunk, so I assume she can eat, but does she need to?
Eh. I'll get enough for four. Three for one in Kuroka, one for the maid.
Also need to get cellphones for the two, which would help in communicating with them over long distances.
After that, drop off the stuff, and head out into the forests and long plains around my place at night.
I did bring my sword out with me for a reason.
What with me being a monster beacon, I don't even really need to hunt them, just let them come to me!
And voila!
Easy mob farming.
Dancing upside down on the ceiling of an abandoned warehouse is an interesting way of spending my very late afternoon.
I think. Mostly for the reaction I'll get from whatever poor stray wanders in following my scent.
You know, when the spell I told Kuroka to put on me wore off exactly when I told her to have it do so, I'm kind of surprised I didn't immediately get jumped.
Honestly though? That's good! It means Rias is doing a real good job of keeping strays out of her territory!
Still a tad sad I didn't get a fight right away, though.
Getting some chakra control training is always nice, thought it was about time I went to the next level, but since I don't have a tree, the ceiling will have to do!
Anyhow, the only reason I'm here in the warehouse district is because I realized after my little shopping trip that this area has way more space to hide in than say, the forest and fields out in the country.
The only problem with this new plan of mine is I can't stay out all night. I've got two phones, a bunch of food, my motorcycle, and devil fliers stashed out back.
Yup. Devil fliers. Those summoning slips used when you want to broker deals with Devils.
I ran into both Rias's bat girl and some short business suit wearing man, both of whom gave me little slips.
One for Gremory. One for Sitri.
It was hilariously easy to just broadcast my desires - lust, both power and sexual - while I was just walking around and shopping.
The familiars, at least I assume the guy was Sona's familiar, just walked up and gave one to me like it was an ad of some sort.
Easy peasy!
Honestly, the only one I was really after was the Gremory one. My plan for Shirone and Kuroka requires it.
No fucking clue what I'm gonna do with the Sitri one, but, eh? Maybe I could use it to bulli Sona in some way?
Decisions, decisions
As I was thinking of ways to bully the Sitri Heiress, the doors to the warehouse exploded.
Flying in with about as much subtly as a bag of tin cans, somespider looking stray devil? Eight legs, eight eyes, the works.
I can feel the taint of his demonic power, a cold dread fills the warehouse, telling me that this guy probably doesn't have a sad backstory like my favorite danger noodle from day one.
The spider halts in the center of the room, his mouth salivating like mad, as his several eyes dart around the room.
"Ehhh?" he moans, "Come out, come out, wherever you are, ehhh? Come on!" he chitters a laugh, skittering around on the floor, "I can smell you, ya knooow? Come on!"
What is it with all the strays I've met so far having a verbal tick like that?
Also, why do all the strays I've seen look bum fuck ugly?
While I'm internally insulting my not-so-friendly neighborhood spider mutant, he's down there sniffing up a storm.
"Ah! I see! I see!" he exclaims jubilantly, "I know where you are!"
Ho?
"Below! Yes! You bunker beneath me! I will dig you out!" and then, the dumbass began doing just that.
With about half of his arms - or legs? - working on it, he's actually making quick progress.
To accomplish nothing, of course.
I almost let out a loud snort and fall off the ceiling in a fit of giggles, but I smash down that knee-jerk reaction and continue my silent dance.
With a stupid grin on my face, but I continue nonetheless.
I have an idea as to why he came to that conclusion, and it involves the bit of time I spent on the floor before jumping up here.
You see, I did a bit of a pre-workout routine before coming up here; stretches, moving around, getting all fired up, the works.
Also rolled around on the ground like an idiot trying to put out fires again.
But! This was all with the express purpose of testing something.
You see, I'd imagine my scent is extremely thick down there right about now, and I wanted to see if more scent worked like getting someone more and more drunk.
Looks like I was correct, if the guy didn't even think to look up before digging.
You know. In a world where most supernatural species can fly naturally!
Ugh. You know what? If I keep thinking about it, I'll just give myself a headache.
So I'll just keep dancing up here, instead.
I actually kind of want to jump the guy now, but I figure, let's wait a bit! See if I can't get more strays in here to fight all at once?
Hmm. Although, if I do that, maybe they'll start fighting each other for the right to eat me or something?
Eh. Worth it if I at least have to put some effort into it. One-on-one will be over too fast, especially since I want to test my fire during combat this time around.
This time through my sword!
Because let's be real, the only Kami I got around is Uzume, and I seriously doubt she can teach for shit.
So, I'll be on my own here.
Sadge day, truly.
I do hope it doesn't take too long though. If it does, I might just say fuck it, kill the spider, and start wandering around the abandoned district out in the open.
That outta work better, right?
Though I'd rather train, efficiency and all that.
Well. I'll see how it goes, time to zone out and dance for a bit in the meantime.
Honestly? The frantic digging noises in the background are kind of like rain, nice white noise to just do whatever too for a bit.
Could do with fewer random giggles and coos during it though.
~ A New Sun ~
Sona Sitri hasn't been having the worst day, all things considered.
Although one could say chasing your assigned target across town is as it ravenously goes aftersomethingis slowly pushing it.
"Kusaka-san, report." Sona crosses her legs and sighs. Currently, she and her Peerage are camped out on top of a roof.
Sona has been using one of her Bishops, Reya Kusaka, information and spy-based magic to track their target.
With a sigh of her own, the long brown-haired girl opens her eyes, the spiraling magic circles overlapping them vanishing as soon as she does so.
"Nothing concrete yet, Sitri-sama," she shakes her head, "although the target does seem to be heading in a much straighter path now, so perhaps soon?"
Sona nodded her head in acknowledgment, "Good, keep observing them, then. Update me when something changes."
"Hai, Sitri-sama." Reya compiled quickly, and quietly.
"Uwaaahh" Sona's attention snapped to the exuberant whine, finding her Pawn, one Ruruko Nimura, sprawled out on the ground, "Seriously, I still just don't see why we didn't jump the guy when we found him! He was right there!"
Momo Hanaki, her white-haired second Bishop, kneeled on the ground next to Ruruko and patted her dark brown-haired head, "Ah, don't worry so much, Ruruko-chan! I'm sure Sitri-sama has a plan."
Tsubasa Yura, her only blue-haired Rook sitting next to them, snorted and interjected. "Leave her Momo-chan, she's just grumpy she didn't get into a fight right away."
Ruruko's eyes snapped to look at Tsubasa, "Oh yeah? Don't act like you didn't want a fight either!"
Tsubasa grunted, "True. But at least I'm not gonna whine about it all night."
"Now now, Tsubasa-chan, Ruruko-chan!" her one and only Knight, Tomoe Meguri, interjects before Ruruko can bite back.
She comes up, getting right in between the two, "Think about it like this, eh? What if! Wherever this guy leads us? Turns out to be some sort of secret hideout! With more baddies to slay!" She pulls her katana from her sheath, and swings it, up, down and around. All with a big silly smile on her face.
"Just imagine! That'd be way more fun than just fighting the one, yeah!?"
The two girls stared at Tomoe blankly, before slowly turning to face away from each other, grumbling their agreement.
Momo smiled, and Tomoe just giggled.
On Sona's side, Tsubaki Shinra, her black-haired Queen sighed at the Peerage's antics, relenting her grip on her naginata slightly.
Sona simply gave everyone a small smile.
At this point? They've run across the entire warehouse district after this guy. She isn't exactly surprised everyone is starting to strain.
Truly, though. Tomoe is very close to Sona's plan, although she doubts they'll find more 'baddies' to fight.
In reality, she suspects that the stray might have something important hidden there, to his single-minded pursuit of reaching said place as soon as possible.
The only reason she hasn't voiced such thoughts is because it would make two of her girls huffy, and she'd rather not deal with that right now.
She gets the strangest feeling like she's going to be dealing with a lot of snark, sass, and general bullshit in the near future, and she can't figure out why.
"Nimura-san," Sona suddenly calls out, prompting the girl in question to freeze and slowly look at her, "when the fighting starts, you have my permission to Promote. For the time being, I'm designating this area as Enemy Territory."
Ruruko gave a predatory grin, "Hai hai, Boss!"
At Sona's ensuing glare, her grin slowly turns sheepish, "Right, Sitri-sama, ehehmy bad."
Sona waved it off with a sigh. Old delinquent habits die hard, she supposed? And Ruruko is the most recent addition to her Peerage
Sona's thoughts are snatched from her as her usually soft-spoken Bishop suddenly stood up, "Sitri-sama!" and shouted in alarm.
All eyes moved to her, and as soon as Sona looked at her, she continued.
"The target has just entered one of the warehouses, and has started fighting two other strays!" she exclaimed.
Ruruko shot up to her feet, "Hell yeah! Let's do this!" she pumped her fist into the air, a predatory grin back on in full force.
Tsubasa nodded with a similar look, Tomoe looked giddy, and Momo looked slightly concerned for her battle-hungry friends.
Sona quickly took control, raising to her feet, she spoke aloud, "Tsubaki-san, work with Kusaka-san, and get a teleportation circle up and running to that location."
"Hai, Sona-sama." her Queen acknowledged, moving to Reya to do just that.
Sona looked over everyone else sternly, "Gather around, standard formation."
To their credit, they did move quickly into position. Drawing from Sona's favorite game, this formation is quite literally just the typical chess board at the game start.
Although she's lacking all the pieces to fill it up, it always feels like Ruruko acts like she's more than just one Pawn.
Soon, her Queen and first Bishop join them, magic circles spiraling in their hands.
Before they head off, Sona speaks plainly, "By the honor of Prince Sitri, we shall see this through. Right, everyone?"
"HAI! SITRI-SAMA" they all cry back in affirmation.
With a smile, and nod to her Queen, Tsubaki slams the butt of her naginata onto the ground.
A magic circle blazes into existence, and just like that, they're off.
With a flash, the Peerage finds themselves directly outside a warehouse, right before a blown-out section of the wall.
Inside said warehouses, three strays arearguing, and taking potshots at each other?
"No, I tell you! The smells source is mine!" A giant naked centaur lady, wielding dual spears, throws said demonic power-imbued weapons with a roar at a spider stray, and her original target, an owl stray.
Wait. Smell?
"And I said, I got here first!" the spider stray screeches as he dashes into a hole, that's seemingly just there, to avoid the spear.
"Hoot hoot!" her target calls down to both of the other strays from a catwalk.
Both of whom turn, and look at the owl.
"What are you even saying!?" they both angrily shout back, the spider even poking its head out to do so.
"Hoot! Hoot hoot!" the owl keeps jumping, pointing a wing upwards.
Fortunately, Sona notes internally, it can't fly anymoreit lost that ability when it strayed, but supposedly, it could do other strange things.
So, why does it keep pointing upwards?
The answer came for her.
A cracking of stone and tile, the pop of air being displaced, and the heat that suddenly pushed out and bathed her and her Peerage made them all take a step back.
In the next moment.
"Clear Blue Sky."
A voice, this time a human male, that Sona thought was familiar, came from above.
And then a person, a figure, with a katana larger than Tomoe's, followed.
And then fire.
Circular waves of slashing fire fell upon the spider stray's neck, cleaving through it and the ground beneath it, all radiating off the man's sword as he delivered a beautiful circular horizontal sword stroke.
As the spider's body slumped to the side, and his head rolled away, the man huffed as the flames billowed out around his sword.
"Sorry about that," he begins, and Sona realizes she does recognize him, "I know you three had like a whole thing going on, but I just can't anymore!" he sighs, and crosses his arms, tapping his foot restlessly on the ground as he goes off.
"Look, I've had to sit up there on the ceiling, listening to that," he points to the corpse, "moan and giggle and shit for most of my night now. I deserve a break, okay!?"
Noriaki Kusanagi.
Well. Maybe he's not just some uncaring delinquent like she originally thought, hmm?
~ A New Sun ~
This entire thing was a waste of time.
Now, granted, it wasn't a complete waste.
The ceiling training went well, but that was just a warmup!
I was hoping for like, several guys to show! You know! A real fight to push my limits!
But instead! I got the Hooty expy, that one Stray from the first Light Novels, and Spider Brother expy!
"Sooo~..." centaur bitch slurs and swoons, "you're what smells so go-"
"Shut the hell up."
"I, wha-?"
I hold a finger up to her, "I said. 'Shut the hell up'," I slowly turned my head to eye her scathingly, "Did all the cotton from your clothes go to your ears or something?"
I am not in the mood for this shit. Could you tell?
Rias. Girl. You've done too good of a job.
The centaur bitch fumes in her spot, her hands clenching tightly as she eyes her spears embedded into the ground next to me.
Before she can say anything that just makes me kill her on the spot, I continue.
"Look. I'm not interested in any bullshit you fuckers spew about eating my brains, my skin, whatever," I huff, crossing my arms, "if you wanna try me? Go ahead! But don't gloat before we even startafter all."
I slowly enter a simple combat-ready stance, and mutter, just loudly enough barely so it softly echoes across the warehouse.
"In the end, all I see you as is free EXP."
The centaur bitch screeches - or nyehs? - some sort of war car, as she rushes down my position on all fours.
Slow.
A shadow slowly encompasses me, and I look up to see a massive owl head barreling its way down upon me.
I snort, and dash to the side, just as it crashes its beak into the ground.
In the next moment, I Ieap forwards, my blade igniting with swirling crimson fire as my heart beats and sends Holy Spirit Power straight through my sword.
The Hooty expy elongated and enlarged his neck and head to make that attack, but its original body sits still, completely open and undefended.
"Hinokami Kagura", one quick slice. "Dance."
Like an executioner's blade falling atop a neck, I cleave through with ease, dropping from the catwalk with a newly limp corpse falling behind in short order.
The neck and head hit the floor as well, but
"HOOT! HOOOOTTT!?" They begin immediately flailing about on the floor, screeching in anguish and what I think is confusion?
Regardless, he isn't regrowing anything, so death throes, maybe?
I look down at my sword, and grin.
Unsurprisingly, the real deal is a tad bit better than wood, huh?
I turn to the centaur bitch, who just now was grabbing her spears, having pushed the Hooty expy's severed head off them.
She turns towards me and eyes me with an angry and hungry gaze.
I hold up a finger, and her eyes brim with confusion as I speak the last thing she'll ever hear.
"One. You get one chance to attack me. Put your all into it, or, well" I swipe my hand across my neck.
Confusion turned to sheer unadulterated rage as she full-on bull stampede rushed towards me.
I sigh. Really.
No. Seriously.
Is this a stray thing? Do all of them share a compulsive lack of pattern recognition skills?
With a booming roar, she's before me, two spears primed for a pincer attack to my sides.
I breathe.
Hinokami Kagura.
Two blades of fire lash out to either of my sides, cleaving through her misshapen spears and severing her arms.
Raging Sun.
A fitting name, no?
As burnt leather fills the air and the centaur bitch cries out in agony, I merely take a single step forward.
"W-Wait no! Pl-"
Her pleading, and nascent attempts at shuffling back in a rare moment of life preservation, are cut off as my normal unlit blade cleaved through her neck.
A second later, her body joined her arms on the floor.
And I loudly groan, as I slowly sheath my sword.
Seriously. I'm not going to lie, danger noodle put up more of a fight than these guys.
Is it because of the sword? Are these guys just weaker?
Ugh. This is why I wanted a good group of them.
"HOOOOT HOO-GHHHUUUU-" the anguished screaming behind me suddenly gets, not cut off, but replaced withdrowned screaming?
I turn, finding said owl monster's head covered in a nice large glob of water.
It doesn't take long from there for the screaming to finally taper off and cease.
Though, I'm not focused on that.
Nope. Instead, my eyes are locked onto the violet eyes of a small girl, surrounded by other girls, as they stand just outside the warehouse, looking in through a large hole in the wall.
She wore an impossible smug smirk on her face as she looked right back, and held a demonic circle out casually in her other hand.
When the stray finally fell limp, she snapped her fingers, and the water and circle dispersed.
"Well, Kusanagi-san," she begins rather amicably, although as she steps into the warehouse, the other girls - her Peerage, I assume - follow around her in a strict formation, "is this what you were out doing to miss your assigned times?"
Sona Sitri.
Well. Look at what we have here!
I send an appraising gaze toward the group as I answer, "Would you believe me if I told you I got sick?"
Sona chuckles at that slightly, "Unfortunately, no."
Well, shit. "Would you believe me if I told you I got sick from drinking, lost my memories, and wandered the countryside mountains for a bit?" I try, lightly.
Sona deadpans at me as her answer, and I laugh.
With one fluid motion, I grab my sword, with its sheath still on, and bring it forth. Slamming it to the ground, and resting my hands on the hilt.
The group flinches at my sudden movement, getting in battle-ready stances quickly. Sona moves, raising a hand to cow them, but I speak as she does.
"Well, Sona Sitri?" she, and her entire group, flinch at that, and I grin as I continue, "Nice to finally meet you, without all the bullshit hiding and faking it. My name is Noriaki Kusanagi, still!" I pause for a beat, then add with a smile. "Technically."
And I mean that.
Honestly? I should probably be a tad peeved at being exposed this early, but eh.
As long as no one finds out about Kuroka living in my house, I find that I don't care all that much.
Besides! This means I can just bully her harder later, no need to fake being weaker, with no powers, or other such nonsense!
Sona frowns heavily at that and goes to speak, but I raise my hand quickly, stopping her before she asks the several questions I know she wants to ask.
"No." I preemptively answer, "To whatever it is you're about to ask."
Sona's expression turns so gobsmacked I wish I could frame it on my wall.
And the rest of her girl squad has these cute little scowls too, aw!
Although, that thigh high girl looks especially reared up to fight.
Cute.
Also, thigh high stockings.
Nice.
She's the pawn, right? Let's see
The sword girl is obviously the Knight, the two girls in the back next to Sona are the bishops, and the spear wielder is her Queen, which leaves the blue-haired girl as her Rook, yeah?
Wait. Hold up.
I snorted loudly, drawing in their now weary glares, "Did you arrange everyone in your Peerage into a chess match start formation?"
I know Sona had a hard-on for chess, but damn, this is new.
Sona coughed, a tad weakly, "It's just a standard formation is all" she paused, huffed, and leveled a glare straight at me, "but none of that matters right now. Why won't you answer any of my questions?"
"I don't know you." I state simply with a shrug.
Sona furrowed her brow, "Yet, you know who I really am?"
"Yup."
"So you do know me?"
"Nope."
Her glare turns wrathful.
I smile, and before we can continue this warped rendition of Spongebob any further, I add.
"But! I could get to know you!"
Several of the girls, including Sona herself, preened and stared at me for that.
I deadpanned right back, "Not sexually or romantically, you perverts."
After receiving confused stares in response, Sona decides to just ask.
"How, then?" Sona asked slowly.
Shockingly, before I could answer her, the thigh-high girl stepped forward toward me, "He means a fight, of course! What else could he mean? And I, for one, would love to give it to him!" she declares, her grin almost feral.
"Nimura-san!" Sona interjects sharply, "There will be no fighting here today, fall back!"
"That sucks." I hum out, "Because thigh highs is right, that's what I'm asking for."
"I" Sona's glare turns into a dumb stare, "huh?"
Did my shattering whatever assumptions she had break her in the head as well?
Heh. Nice.
Nimuranah, thigh high's grin turned spicy, "Hell yeah! Let's get this going! Er, wait?" she stops, and blinks, "Thigh highs?"
I nod sagely, "Yes, thigh highs." I give her a thumbs up and wink, "Very nice."
The girl blushed, slightly, and winked right back, "Big ass sword, very nice dude," She then turned to look at the sword girl, "Oi. Tomoe-chan! Take some pointers from this guy!"
"E-Eh!?" the now named sword girl exclaimed, "But! Odachi are really hard to wield you know!"
I ignore her and respond to thigh highs with a chuckle, and a nod, "Thank you. It was my father's sword."
"Could you please stop flirting with my Pawn?" Sona bit out through gritted teeth.
"Hmm" I make a show of thinking for a moment, then succinctly I reply with.
"No."
Sona lets out a trembling, angry groan.
I smile widely, "What? She's cute alright!"
She is. However, maybe before I go pursuing more girls I should ask Kuroka first.
Hmm hmm! I'll do that when I get home.
"Regardless," Sona powers on through before her Pawn can respond, "why do you want a fight so badly? If you know who I am," her glare intensifies, "then you know a High-Class Devil and their Peerage isn't too be trifled with."
Aww! She thinks she's a threat!
Well. She just might be. Only one way to find out
I smile, widely. "Ah? But that's exactly why I want to fight you," my response boggles Sona once more, judging by the gapes at that, so I continue, "Let's just say, I just joined this wonderful new world, and I want to be tested. I want, no need, to see where I stand."
My grin mirrors the look on her Pawn from earlier, "And I lose? Well. I'll take that L, learn, and become better. If I win, all's the same to me!"
For a good long moment, Sona just stares at me, and then she lets out a deep, loathing sigh.
"Whywhy is there another one of you?" She just barely mumbles.
I shrug and smile good-naturedly, "What can I say, I love fighting, okay?"
Sona shakes her head, sighs once more, and pushes up her glasses.
I nearly giggle at how her glasses do the whole anime shining thing.
Is this gonna be a common occurrence here? Ah, well. Just adds to the fun.
"So," Sona continues, "who do you wanna fight?"
"All of you." I respond instantly.
"No." Sona deadpans, hard, "Do you crave death, Kusanagi-san?"
"Hey!" I hold my hands up, "It's not like I'm paper mache here, I could take it! My swords going to be sheathed the entire time too, it'll be a spar!"
Sona huffed out, "And? If you speak truly on your naivety, then you'll die with a challenge like that."
I pout and stare at her.
Sona stares right back. "...acting like a child won't convince me otherwise, Kusanagi-san."
Before I can interject with a very adult response, the spear-wielding girl steps forward, a fuming frown on her face.
"Sona-sama. Please, allow me to take him on."
I blink and tilt my head at her.
Say. Didn't this girl have a Sacred Gear? Mirror Alice, right?
She's also the only Queen in the series to use all her pieces' attributes, yeah?
Not quite High Class yet I don't think, especially not without her Balance Breaker, but she surely shouldn't be Low Class.
Respect +.
Hmm. Yeah, I'd love to go a round with her.
Sona looks back at her Queen, a thin frown on her face, "Tsubaki-san, are you sure?"
"Quite," she replies curtly, then narrows her eyes at me, "this man shows a lack of respect, and clear ignorance, which sorely needs to be corrected."
"Respect is earned," I say aloud, "not freely given."
The grip on her spear tightens significantly, "Sona-sama?" she asks again, much more strained than before.
Sona looks between us, and sighs, before focusing on me, "I assume you don't mind?"
"She's your Queen, right?" I ask, and upon receiving a nod in confirmation, I mirror it and add, "Not at all!"
Sona looks back to her Queen, "Very well, try not to hurt him too badly," she then quickly looks back to me, "and you will answer all my questions when we're done here."
You know. I wanna snark back at that insulting and accusatory tone she's got. I really do.
But actions speak louder than words, no?
Her Queen, Tsubaki, steps up towards me, a tight glare on her face.
I grin straight back at her.
Gee, wonder why she dislikes me so much.
It can't be because of a little disrespect, right? I know she's a lot like Sona, but the King in question seemed only lost or mildly annoyed at my antics.
Not like, well this.
"I will correct your ignorance," she spins her spear around with a flourish, just as the rest of Peerage pulls back to give us space she stops and points it straight towards me, "and displace that arrogance of yours."
Arrogance, huh? Is that it?
I smirk right back, "You know, spear lady, some may say facing an unknown opponent with such gravitas", I slowly slide into my combat-ready stance, "is the height of arrogance."
She furrows her brow at that, her grip on her spear shaking despite the cold stoic look she glares at me.
"It's not a spear," she says plainly, "it's a naginata."
My smirk grows wider, "I know. I just find it easier to call it a spear."
I see the moment she clenches her teeth, and scrunches up her face.
So did Sona, as she called out before Tsubaki could bite out another reply.
"Tsubaki-san," Sona says simply, "he's intentionally riling you up. Stop responding to him, and let's get this over with!"
She huffs, "Hai, Sona-sama!" before taking in a deep breath and eyeing me.
Her mouth is shut, but I can see it in her, the roaring embers of angerand hatred?
Oh. Most interesting!
Say. Now that I think about it, isn't this girl a throwaway from the Five Principle Clans?
I wonder, do I remind her of someone from there? Or did her time with them allow her to, at least subconsciously, know who and what I am, and thus ping that mental sore spot in her life?
Ah, well. Still doesn't mean I'll go easy on her.
I look her back, straight in the eyes. All mirth, all passion, all excitement leaving me, replaced with sheer unadulterated anticipation.
"Test me." I utter, just loud enough for her to hear.
Her eyes tighten, but that's all the response I get before Sona announces.
"Begin!"
~ A New Sun ~
Sona watched, rather passively, as Noriaki blasted forwards, his blade wreathed in crimson fire.
"Dance!" he intoned, falling upon Taubaki from above.
Tsubaki immediately backpedaled, dodging the flaming blade, whilst lashing out with her naginata like a snake.
Noriaki was quick to redirect the sharp metal, batting away her thrusts harmlessly around him.
Sona couldn't help but smile.
Tsubaki, with incredible ease, started dancing around him, using her reach advantage to keep his massive sheathed sword away.
She spun around another one of his swings, easily getting behind him, and before he could turn, her naginata was already poised and struck.
The boy tilted his head to the side, avoiding the brunt of the blade, but it still nicked his cheek.
Sona's smile flickered.
Thatwas a possible lethal attack, had it connected fully.
But before she could say anything, Noriaki turned to Tsubaki and grinned a grin that sent shivers down her spine.
"You'refaster than me?" he said, not all sounding surprised, but rather ecstatic. "That's your Knight trait, right?"
As if to answer him, Tsubaki blasted forward once more, sending numerous thrusts at him.
He couldn't parry them all, several nicked his flesh, but none were lethal.
Even more worrying though? The wound on his cheek was already closing.
Sona had her suspicions, but now she's sure. Noriaki isn't human.
Tsubaki, seeming to realize something similar to her King, widens her eyes, before guarding against a massive overhead swing from the sword wielder.
The ground beneath her cracks and the shaft of her naginata groans slightly, but otherwise? Tsubaki doesn't seem affected by the swirling flames and is only lightly exerting effort into holding back his attack.
"Stronger, more durable?" Noriko voices, sounding more and more like a kid on holiday.
He didn't even grunt as Tsubaki kicked him in the gut, sending him flying up into the ceiling with a smile on his face.
Tsubaki pointed her naginata at him, and intones, "Be silent," before several barrier magic circles appeared around him, pinning him to the wall, "and yield."
Noriaki looked down at them all, the biggest, happiest, grin on his face.
"Aw, but why would I do that?" his sword ignited into fire, bursting from the sheath as he swung it.
Swirling slashing fire blasted apart the magic circles in the next moment.
Tsubaki clicked her tongue and readied her weapon for him to fall.
Only to gape and stare, as he seems to stick to the ceiling, and sheath his sword.
"After all!" Noriaki intones through the swirling flames, looking down upon them like a kid would for dessert.
And as he does so, Sona and everyone else can see the moment deep red flaming tattoos come up from his neck onto his face, and the way his eyes suddenly spin with two pupils.
"This fight is only just getting started!"
I could feel it.
Molten lava coursed through my veins, spreading and shooting up and from my neck and face.
My Demon Slayer Mark was finally activated, and guess what?
I'm itching to see just how strong it makes me.
I grin wickedly down at the befuddled group of girls, eyeing the black-haired Queen who threw me up here in the first place.
Fire erupts around me as the sun in my chest thunders with power, swirling around my sheathed blade like it's the eye of a storm
The next moment, I fall.
I can see the moment her eyes widen, now in picture-perfect 4k with my eyes activated, as I fall upon her with the force and speed of a comet.
Hinokami Kagura.
She barely has time to bring up her spear to block.
Solar Heat Haze.
My blade fell upon her spear shaft but lost in the heat and flames as it was, she seemed to have misjudged exactly where my strike was landing.
The ground shattered and ruptured, as my blade slid off her spear and fell upon her shoulder.
To her credit, she didn't even so much as flinch as the fire bit into her or began eating away at her clothes.
Good. No prude shit here!
With a grunt, she pushed her spear forward, knocking me off her.
Before I can land on my feet, she already transitioning into several wide yet quick slashes out at me.
Ah. She's still trying to play keep away, huh?
And even with my eyes, I can still say she's fastnot nearly as fast as before, but still fast.
The Queen Piece is no joke, huh?
Very good!
But no more of this keep away.
I breathe and kick off the ground into the air once more almost as soon as I land, launching myself over her just as her blade lashes the air where I once was.
Fire Wheel.
I slam my flaming blade into the back of her head, sending her sprawling away wide-eyed, her spear too far extended to bring it back in time.
As soon as I land, I don't give her time to recover, instead, I drop my sword and race right into her personal space.
With my body fortified like this, I should be able to do this!
With my breath still held, my chest beats and energy like sunlight ripples through my veins as I aim a jab at her solar plexus.
She barely blocks it with her spear, visibly shuddering as solar energy ripples out like incendiary sparks across the air.
She once again attempts to backpedal, but I grab onto her spear and yank her right on back, slamming my head straight into hers.
I get a startled cry of pain from that, followed by a knee slamming into my chest.
It was almost instinctive. The moment her knee struck true, the vibrations, the flow of kinetic energy hitting me traveled through my body. Into my arms, my hands.
I lashed out, striking both my palms against either side of her face with the force of her attack backing it up.
Discombobulate.
That got a strangled sputtered cry as she staggered back, waving back and forth before hitting the ground.
She had let go of her spear to do that, so I generously returned it to her by embedding it into the ground in front of her.
I smirked at her seeing the way her head spun behind her eyes even as she projected a wrathful glare my way.
I casually walked back towards my sword, picking it up, whilst masking the growing soreness slowly stretching out across my body.
That was the Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist, I believe.
Even with a mark active, it still takes a strain huh?
Doesn't help that the general strain of pushing my body this hard is slowly catching up with me.
Ever so slowly, that molten lava in my veins is turning to lead. My body isn't getting weaker, but it's getting harder and harder to move as I go.
I need to wrap this up quicker than I'd like.
Well. Shit.
I do still have that summoning slip, though. Hmm.
One last exchange then.
I whirl around, blocking a downward strike from her spear, her face poorly stifling her hatred and aggression.
"Sneak attacks are unbecoming." That is all I say before fire ignites into existence around my sword, and I begin an absolutely brutal assault.
No fancy forms, no graceful dancing, I just began hammering away at her with sword strikes.
My fire scorches her, reddening her skin and burning away her clothes, yet she doesn't relent in trying to play keep away.
I refuse to be kept at arm's length, however.
She tries to trap me in a sphere of barriers and regain her reach.
Burning Bones, Summer Sun.
I blow through with an unsheathed flaming blade just like before, which I note is glowing red hot rather than black.
Very interesting.
With a step, sheathing my blade as I move, I'm in her space, her eyes wide as I bring my sword down once more.
Light and a burning crevice in the ground are all I see until I look around and find her on the catwalk.
Teleportation. Cute.
I stab my sheathed sword into the ground and rapidly go through hand signs so the Devils can't see exactly what I do.
All they see is the sudden spiraling orbs of crimson fire that appear behind me and form into a wheel before launching itself towards Tsubaki.
Whosmirks at this?
Ah. Her Sacred Gear.
With a wave of her hands, an ornate silver mirror around the size of a person forms in front of her.
My flaming wheel gets sucked into the mirror before rapidly being expelled at twice the size I sent it.
Right back at me.
I stand there, smirking right back as the flaming wheel slams into me.
Then, she startshold up, is she?
"This is my Sacred Gear, Mirror Alice!" she fucking gloats.
The audacity of this bitch. Anime character power explaining to me like she just won or got the upper hand!
"Yeah yeah." I wave off as the flames die down around my completely unharmed self, she gapes at me, and also seems a fair bit offended, "I got it, you can reflect attacks. Tell me though?"
I glared straight back at her, "What made you think my attack would hurt me?"
The intensity with which I said it made her flinch and grit her teeth at me.
Also, fuck you for trying that shit on me like you just won! Fight ain't over till it's over!
I raise my sword, gripping the hilt with both hands and entering a high guard.
"This is how you end a fight!"
Fire explodes out around me like a volcano, and I breathe!
My body creaks as every muscle, every bone, every fiber of my being cries out with sheer raw adrenaline.
Hinokami Kagura.
I move.
The ground ruptures and melts as I tear off from the ground, into the air, and onto the catwalk.
The metal turns red hot as I blast across, it falls apart behind me as I move, a corona of fire and molten metal exploding out with every step!
Sun Halo
Tsubaki throws up several barrier circles and even another mirror.
I blast through it all, as the fire around me roars into the shape of a dragon!
Dragon Head
I finally reach her, my blade poised to strike and end this now.
And then, in a flash of light, she's gone, teleported again to the other side of the warehouse.
I turn, seeing her smug yet panicked smirk.
Aw. That's adorable.
I twist, into a spin, and the dragon of fire follows, I slash in her direction
And watch as the flames continue their course without me.
Dance!
Dance for me!
The dragon crashes into her, blowing her into the side of the warehouse with a plume of roaring bright crimson flame.
I hear several cries of alarm below before the rest of the catwalk around me falls with me still standing on it, bringing me with it.
I know she's okay, so once I land on my feet, I merely give a small wave to the girls that suddenly surround me.
The blue-haired girl, sword girl, and thigh highs, hmm?
I wink at thigh highs, but she doesn't take the bait for some reason, so I wait as the other girls fly up the flame-bathed section of the warehouse.
I watch with mirth as the white-haired girl, one of the Bishops, pulls out a very toasty and unconscious but still alive Tsubaki.
Huh. I thought the giant flaming dragon would do more than make her apple red and torch her clothes.
She'll be fine after a quick Devil cuddle sesh, I think.
Sona soon flies down to join us as well after fully confirming that she's alive.
She nods to her two pieces standing on either side of me, before actually glaring at me.
Before she even starts, I point at her.
"You start talking about how I almost killed your Queen, then I'll start talking about how she almost stabbed me in the face." I glare right back into her eyes, "I don't wanna hear it, Sitri. She's fine. I can control myself."
Mostly. Usually.
Sona doesn't relent in our glaring contest, letting out a shaky breath.
"Questions. I have questions." she states, matter of factly.
I hum, feeling the heat crawling up my face slowly dissipating and simmering down.
"I would presume so." I reply simply.
Her eyes narrow at me, "Like where those flame markings going up your face are, andand!" she stumbles over her words, although I can't tell if it's because of fury, confusion, or a bit of both.
Huh. Is that what my Demon Slayer Mark looks like when active? Kewl.
Speaking of cool though
"How about this?" I speak up suddenly, "Why don't we all go back home, relax, cool off a bit, yeah?" I put my sword on my back and stretched out my increasingly stiffening limbs, "Then, later, I'll use that summoning slip I got from some guy earlier to give you a lot a call, and we can talk then?"
Sona stared up at me, slowly composing herself, before backing away slightly.
"That'sacceptable, Kusanagi-san." she finally says.
I nod happily at her, "Good!" and give her a pat on the head as I walk right past her, she freezes at my touch and I continue with, "Sorry about roasting your Queen! Tell her she needs to get rid of that stick up her ass!"
And with that, I'm gone, out the backdoor, and off to where I stashed my stuff.
I plop down on my motorcycle like a puppet with his strings cut, every part of my body feeling extremely heavy and spent.
I do manage to stuff everything I bought earlier into the basket attached to the back of the seat, before finally zooming off myself.
The nice, fresh cold night winds were like a balm to this tired body of mine, as I rode all the way home.
The whole time I sported the biggest shit-eating grin on my face.
~ A New Sun ~
Ah~...now this is how you cap a night off~!
"Where did you even get that outfit from~...?" I question in a hot low breath, shivering slightly as my drained body gets another shock of pleasure shot straight into it by, well
Kuroka, bouncing up and down atop my length with the hottest fucking ahegao I've ever seen, 'wearing' what amounts to thin golden strings across her torso, wrapping around her waist and breasts.
"Uzume-chan had i~it in her closet, nya~!" she grinds down into my hips, swiveling around slowly as folds tighten around me, "You like that, Nori~kun~? Hmm~?"
I glared at her, dangerously, "Who said you could stop bouncing, pet~?"
At my gaze and words combined, she shivered, clenched down even harder around me, and got back to bouncing and mewling like a good little fuck cat.
Man. Even as the bottom, I can't be the sub, huh?
I'd have it no other way!
Ah, but before I get into greater detail about what exactly I and Kuroka am doing - it's more than sex, I promise - let's head back a little.
When I got back, Uzume was passed out drunk on the couch.
No shock there.
Note to self, replace all alcoholic beverages with kiddie cocktails, and order her to exclusively drink those from now on.
Kuroka dragged her ass to her room, because she has a designated one now, and threw her in there.
She also tossed everything in the fridge that needed to be put in there.
Meanwhile, I was quite literally on my last legs.
My body had given out so hard that I was actively spinning and draining my chakra to walk.
I took Uzume's old place on the couch, and seeing my state, Kuroka said she had an idea to help me out and ran off to what I now learned was Uzume's room and came back wearing that.
Needless to say, she easily managed to get me up, and out of my clothes, and how we're here.
So, this is Bouchujutsu, huh?
It feels like regular sex, just with a purple-misty glow around us.
Although, I am slowly being revitalized.
Hella disappointed, still.
I muster some of my slowly returning strength to grab my cat girl's hips, digging my fingers into her soft supple flesh.
Can't thrust up, for now, but I can at least do this
"Kuroka~..." I give out a low pleasurable groan as I call for her.
"N~Nya~?" Kuroka looks at me, a blissed-out smile across her face, "Y~Yes, Nori~kun~?"
Hmm. You know what? It was hot when Uzume called me it, so I wonder
I lock eyes with Kuroka, and reply, "Call me master, my pet~..."
"Maagh~..." Kuroka grins and lets out a lewd moan, "Hai~, Master~! Let your good little fuck pet take care of you, nya~!"
I think I might have broken her with all the sex the other day.
Also, Japanese for Uzume, in English for Kuroka. Perfect.
My only regret? Right now I can't grab her hips and hold her in place while I pound up into her so hard she can't even speak.
I slowly drag my hands up her body, resting them upon the squishy and juicy orbs mesmerizingly bouncing in front of me.
As I play with them, I can feel Kuroka shiver and mew at my touch.
A little rub on the nipples there, a little grab and pull.
"N~Nyaah~!?" Kuroka cries out in brief ecstasy, "Maaaasster~!" she slurs with attempted admonishment.
Attempted. I just kept doing it and delighted in the way she quivered around my cock.
"You know, pet~?" I dragged her attention back to my voice, "I kind of expected the vaunted Bedroom Method to feel and be a bit more effective than normal sex~?"
Still can't get over that.
"Well, Master~...the Bedroom Method works best when both man and woman share their ki~!" she answers through her daze.
"Ah, so it's because I don't have my ki unlocked yet~..." I mutter softly.
"Eyup~! N~Nyah~!?" I pull on her nipples, causing her to throw her head back, and let out a loud, lewd mew as she 'paws' at my chest.
Cute.
So, my ki huh?
If I recall correctly, Bouchujutsu is when a woman shares her ki with a man and a man shares back.
Technically, that means she's shoving ki into my ki, but the circle can't be complete without me returning the favor.
The last time I tried to find my ki, I found the general area, but not specifics.
Though, with this, Kuroka's ki knows where my ki is, so maybe if I follow it
Well. No better time than the present I guess?
I lean back, close my eyes, and let myself get washed into the moment.
Down the road of pleasure, and the trickle of revitalization entering me, I follow it through my mind's eye.
That misty purple glow, as it passes my chakra, and flows deeper and deeper and
Huh? Where did it go?
It justvanished.
I "look" around, finding nothing but darkness, I feel nothing besides emptiness.
Did I take a wrong turn or something?
No. I know I didn't, the trial just ended. So where?
I doubt this void is my ki, right? That wouldn't make much sense.
I don't feel anything from this place, besides a creeping cold that I don't like.
So what's going on here?
Backing up, the trail suddenly manifests itself back into my eye.
Rather than follow it, I look at it, and find something rather odd
It's thin. Extremely thin, more so thanwait.
I back up even further and watch as the trail gets larger, thicker.
The further it goes, the smaller it gets. Why?
Where is the excess going? Why is it bleeding off like this? Is it just energy inefficiency, or something else?
Maybe it's not going for my ki in the first place? No, but that's how it stimulates the body, it has to be
Wait. What if, what if, I've been thinking far too hard about this, and the answer is actually much simpler.
Beneath my chakra, there's nothing there. It's strange, very strange. I get the feeling my ki is supposed to be there, but it isn't.
Ah!
I'm not Human.
Not completely, at least I don't know what exactly I am.
But it stands to reason that Human ki and Me ki would be in different places, and act differently because I am different.
Kami are spirits, forces of nature, in simple terms.
Humans are alive, free, and unbound by something like nature.
II am both, then. Right?
I am alive. The beating heart in my chest proves it.
I am the sun. The beating star in my chest proves it.
Between the rhythmic thumping of my heart, star, and Kuroka, where my body and spirit meet, humming throughout my entire being
A dark golden mist blankets me, covering all, seeping into everything just a tiny bit.
I can see it clearly now, the way Kuroka's ki drills into mine, and melts away into the whole.
That's what it was doing before, right?
So, how do I return the favor?
Maybe I just
I grab my metaphorical ki blanket and flip it up like one would when they straighten out a bed sheet.
I'm forcefully dragged back into reality as my dark golden mist bursts out of my body and entangles itself in Kuroka's purple.
The glow around us suddenly explodes, and Kuroka spasms around my length, her eyes going wide and cross as she cries out, falls upon me, latches onto me with her arms, and climaxes hard for several long shivering seconds.
"N~NYAAAHH~!? Mmmnnnghh~..." she moans out straight into my ear, "M~Master~...Nori~kun~..." she blearily muttered, "did you just~...?"
"Unlock my ki mid-sex ~?" I smirk darkly, as my arms come up around her waist and grab big handfuls of her ass.
It took her around half a second to realize what that meant, but it was too late, as I was already slowly sitting up.
Turns out, unlocking your ki is a really good energy booster, who'd of thought?
"Ahnn~...Nori~kun~...Master~...Nnghh~!" I slowly started bouncing her up and down on my length myself, "W~Wait~! I'm still- Mmmmnn~!?"
I promptly shut her up by capturing her lips with my own.
She purrs, melting into my embrace and the pace of my bouncing her as I deepen the kiss.
I'm not entirely sure how Bouchujutsu works, to be fair. So I could be completely missing the mark here as well.
But I get the feeling that it works best when the intercourse is much more sensual and intimate, rather than bestial fucking.
This means, fortunately for kitty, I'm not going to bend her over and pound her ass into the couch.
I'm okay with this, though. I can do both fucking like animals and sweet lovey dovey kind, both feel good so who am I to complain?
Speaking of
I begin bouncing her much faster, groaning into her mouth as I feel my climax start to reach its peak.
Kuroka perks up and pulls off my lips slightly so she can speak.
"Nya~? Master~? Is your little fuck pet doing a good job~? Are you going to reward her~?" she hums hotly, right to my face, prompting me to finally begin thrusting up into her.
The suddenness prompts her to yelp, and hug up against my body, she continues moaning right into my ear.
"Please~! Master~? I've been a good little pet, yeah~? I've been a really really good pet~! Please give it to me~! Give it to me~! Reward me, master~!"
With one last thrust upwards into her quivering quim, I hilt completely inside of her and give her exactly what she's asking for.
I groan as I release several long ropes of white hot seed, straight inside her.
Her walls clench around me as soon as the first burst comes, like she's trying to greedily milk me.
"Mmmnnnah~..." she slowly licks my ear as she moans out, while I bounce her a few more times, riding out my orgasm slowly, "Thank you, Master~, nya~!" she dazedly thanks me.
Suddenly, she hums, grabs my shoulders, and pulls back to look me in the eye before I can say or do anything more.
"Say, Master~?" she asks while batting her eyelashes, "Perhaps we should move this to the bedroom, no~? It is a tad bit cramped after all!"
Huh.
I take a good look around, seeing exactly that. Actually about to fall off the couch as is
"Alright, kitty~..." I grab her by the legs, hoisting her up by the thighs as I swing off the couch entirely and stand, cock still hilted deep into her folds. "Bedroom it is~!"
Admittedly, I was still a tad bit weak, but it was so worth it, watching her bounce up and down on my length as I walked, mewling every step of the way
Perfection.
~ A New Sun ~
Needless to say, we went at it a little while longer after that, but due to how late it was and Kuroka requiring sleep, we had to stop much earlier than I think either one of us wanted.
Which resulted in now, Kuroka cuddling naked into my side, with me all the same.
Despite her soft purring and the fact that I can't see her face because it's buried into my neck, I know she's not asleep.
I've been paying attention this time, see!
I gently rub Kuroka's back and speak softly into the night, just to make sure.
"You still awake, kitty?"
Her purring instantly stops.
After a short pause, she holds onto me tighter and nods against me.
I reach up and pet her hair instead.
"You feeling okay?" I mutter down to her, "You're usually out like a light after" I trail off softly.
Kuroka lets out a slow shaky breath, causing me to immediately tense up.
"I'm fine, I just" she clicks her tongue, holding back something before seemingly caving and outright saying. "Uzume-chan and I talked earlier today - er, I suppose it's yesterday now, nya?"
I blinkthen deadpan at the ceiling as all tension leaves my body.
"Kuroka. Did the maid threaten you?" I ask, scathingly.
Kuroka perks up, suddenly looking wide eyed at me, "Nya!? N-No! Well, actually, kind of?"
I'm gonna fucking kill that bimbo bitch.
"I'm gonna kill her." I growl out, prompting Kuroka to grab my face and make me look down at her.
"Noriaki-kun! No. It wasn't that bad, she justshe was worried, and I" she slowly looked back down, "because I haven't been entirely truthful with you"
Oh. Oh shit.
Are we doing this now?
Why after sex? This better not be a bloody pattern!
Alright, welllet's do this.
"Oh?" I intone, both curious and confused. I turn onto my side as well, wrapping her up into my arms and holding her close, "I presume, since you're bringing it up, you'll explain?"
Kuroka shivers slightly in my grasp, but I just go up to her ear, and whisper, "Don't worry, I understandtelling the whole truth to an unknown and potentially dangerous stranger?" I chuckle, "I get it. I'm not gonna hold any of it against you. If you want to tell me, go ahead, and if you don't feel ready? I won't judge. Just do your best, kitty" I softly mutter into her ear.
She takes a deep, shuddering breath, before muttering, "Okay, let's see, where to start?" she mumbles briefly, before finally settling on and saying out loud.
"You remember when I told you about Peerages, and that I was a part of one?" she asked softly, with which I hum in acknowledgment, "Iwas in one. Not any more, though. That was years ago, Iwell," her voice became tiny, "I killed my King."
A beat passes and I ask the obvious, whilst being careful to not sound accusatory or something similar, just curious, "Why? I don't take you for one to murder for no reason, so?"
Kuroka chuckles darkly at that, "Officially? It's because I got drunk on my powers, and went insane, killing him in the process. Unofficially?" Kuroka starts shaking slightly, and with my new-found senses due to unlocking my ki, I can feel her energy boiling under her skin. "That bastard wanted to experiment on my sister, so I ended him before he could even touch her!" she bit out harshly.
Hmm. I already knew this, of course. Still, If my own flesh and blood were going to get experimented on, I'd kill the bastard planning it too.
Suddenly, Kuroka sighed deeply, "Unfortunately, Imay have gotten a bit carried away? I overheard his intentions and jumped him immediately, but the rest of the Peerage was there, and I" I can feel her slowly cringe up against me as if slowly chewing a lemon as she recalls, "I killed them all. And Shirone, she saw, so I" She heaved a shuddered deep breath, and I gently caressed her back, pushing her onwards.
"ItI panicked, pretended I lost it, and l-left her there"
okay. I may have checked around and planned an ambush, and most certainly wouldn't have done that. Damn, kitty
She giggled manically for a second, "I-I know what you're thinking! Really! But, at the time, I knew the Underworld would hunt me down after what I'd done. I didn't have evidence, not like they'd care anyways, and I didn't want that for my sister" She shook her head and huffed, "She didn't end up getting much better though, those bastards took her and tried to charge her with my crimes! They tried to kill her! She wasn't even a Reincarnated Devil! And thatd-damnit" She let out a small sob, but quickly pulled it back in and reoriented herself.
"The Devil King Lucifer took her in, had his younger sister reincarnate her, and she's been part of the Gremory Heiress's Peerage ever since. And as for me? I" she spoke so quietly, so tiny, I barely even heard her, but I could feel the pain in her grimace as she said, "may have joined a group of terrorists to survive"
"Ah," I speak up, just as quietly, "so when you said you had Peerage stuff to do" I let the question hang.
"Yeah," she answered for me, "group meetingbut, b-but!" she suddenly speaks up, "For transparency! The sub-group I'm a part of doesn't actually do any of the terrorist stuff, our leader just wants to go around and fight strong guys! Most of them do," she buffs, "I just wanna live, nya"
Ah! A chance! Humor, go!
"Oh? Fight strong guys?" I raise an eyebrow, a smile slowly growing across my face, "Where do I sign up?"
Her eyes shoot up to meet mine, her face already a perfect deadpan stare.
Then she slaps my chest. 'Playfully.'
"Ow." I wince, with an amused smile on my face.
"Battle junkies," she huffs and looks away, "you and Vali must never meet, that's a calamity waiting to happen, nya!"
"Sounds like a fun time to me!" I say good-naturedly.
Only to receive another slap in return.
"Ow."
"I swear" she huffs yet smiles slightly.
"Hmm?" I slowly snake a finger underneath her chin, and make her look up at me, "You swear, huh? Rather rude of you, don't you think?"
"Nya~?" I see the moment light, desire, and mischievousness return to her eyes, "So what if I'm a little rude, hmm? I'm a terrorist criminal, it's practically expected~!"
"You could be a smooth criminal, instead you know?" I reply, with a bright smile, "But aren't either of those things, instead, you're just a sexy little vixen who loves her sister."
The moment I say that, her eyes widen, and I don't even let it fully sink in before I capture her lips with mine once more.
She retaliates rather quickly, wrapping her arms around me and holding my closer as she deepens the kiss, to my surprise.
By the time we finally break off, her face is absolutely scarlet red, and I pull her in for a big hug.
"I just wanna let you know, nothing you just told me lowered my opinion of you." I began, feeling her stiffen in my grasp, "While I think you could have handled it better, there's no real point in admonishing you for it. You've done that yourself plenty, me thinks. I don't care that you're some criminal to a government I find myself disliking the more I hear about it, and while the terrorist thing is slightly concerning" I trail off, then shrug.
"You aren't a bad kitty. Just one forced into your current circumstances by the past." I gently scratch behind her ears, "If I have to say one thing though? It's this." I go down and mutter softly into her ear, "Don't blame yourself for her being almost put to death. That's not on you. It's the guys that dropped the sentence, you hear?"
Kuroka immediately spoke up, "But I-"
"No." I slapped her right back down, "You swung the sword. No matter your reasons, there is no reason to pin any of that on a little girl."
Like. Seriously. The fuck? Who does that?
Shirone wasn't even a Reincarnated Devil at the time, not like that should have mattered. She didn't kill anyone. What kind of ass backward government charges the son for the crimes of a father? The sister for a sister's?
For a second, all is silent.
Until Kuroka breaks it by asking a simple question.
"...You really mean all that?"
"Yes." I affirmed succinctly.
Another second and I get a tired, shuddering sob as my cat girl tightens her grip around me, and two softly spoken words in response.
"Thank you."
I pet her back gently and let her ride out the waves of emotion pelting her like several tons of bricks.
All the way until her sobs turn into quiet, content purrs, and her shuddering is replaced by gentle rhythmic breathing.
I smile, and kiss her forehead, getting a tired mewl in affirmation.
Quietly, so as to not wake her up, I softly mutter, "Thank you for telling me, kitty."
With that, I hold her close and close my eyes right alongside her.
You know, I don't need sleep, but rest sounds really nice right now, after everything today.
And besides, there's nothing else like waking up alongside someone else after a long hard day.
I woke up the next morning to a very naked cat girl clinging to my side.
So, the best way to wake up, of course!
What made it even better was that she was purring at the same time, with the most adorable grin across her face.
With a small chuckle, I extract myself from her grasp, my body crying in grief at the loss of her softness.
Turns out I'm not the only one suffering inside as Kuroka slowly frowns at my absence.
Her purring suddenly ceases, only to be replaced by a quiet whine as she reaches out and snatches up the pillows.
With an amused chuckle, I reach out and pet her head, "I'm going to go get breakfast started, alright? Shouldn't be long."
She snuggled up against my hand, and gave up a hum of what I'm fairly certain is a hum in agreement.
Pretty sure, what else could, "Hmmmfghnn." mean?
Regardless, after throwing on a fresh new yukata, I'm up and out of my room shortly after.
It takes me walking about halfway to the kitchen to realize something.
"Oh yeah. I got a maid to do all this for me!"
And with that jubilant exclamation, I turn and make my way to Uzume's room instead.
And promptly kick down the door when I make it there.
"Raise and shine! It's breakfast time!" I say whilst walking in, stopping halfway to her bed.
She's sprawled out half-naked.
Course she is.
"Maid!" I call out, "Wake the fuck up!"
"Mnnn" she mumbles, and pulls the covers over her face, "five more minutes, please Goshujin-sama~...?" she gives her ass a little shake.
Bitch you trying to bribe me?
I answer in the only fashion appropriate to this disobedience.
By taking a few steps back, then bomb-rushing her down, and leaping.
I dropkick her off the bed.
"GHAA!?" she screeches and hits the wall with a pathetic flop, she isn't down for long though, scampering up right before she starts whining, "N-Nori-kun-!"
"Nope!" I cut her off, "Don't start! I wanna see if you can cook, so get that ass in uniform and get moving! Also," I narrow my eyes, "that's Goshujin-sama to you unless you need another reminder?"
"Mmmm!" she squirms, holding her head, "Too hungover for this!"
With a snort, I walk over to her and lift her to her feet, "Yeah, well, it won't be an issue anymore. No more drinking for you."
Her eyes widen into saucers as she looks at me, blanching, "Wah!?"
I give her a casual nod, "Mhmm, and before I forget!"
She flinches as I bring up my hand once more, only to give a confused blink once I bring it down and only pat her head.
I go right up to her ear, and whisper, "So I noticed you didn't leave a mess outside my door the other night, good job! Have some head pats! Also," I turn my tone much softer, "head pats for taking care of the Dojo all this time. You earned that much, at least."
Confusion slowly morphs into a small smile as she leans into my touch.
Ah. I'm gonna turn her into a head pat slut over the years, aren't I?
That small smile quickly becomes a look of realization as she turns and eyes me, "W-wait, are you paying me in head pats?"
"Yes." I reply simply.
"Wah!?" she sputtered in response, once more.
"Be glad I'm paying you at all," I continued before she could say something stupid, "now!" I rear back my other hand and deliver a big meaty slap to her rear while she wasn't looking.
The flush on her face and the squeal she let out was the cherry on top of the cake of the sheer look of betrayal on her face.
"Get this ass in a uniform, and let's see how well you can cook!" I command.
After a brief moment of composing herself, she let out, "H-Hai! Goshujin-sama!" and scurried off to do just that. I think.
Regardless, I set down for the living room myself, where my jacket was haphazardly thrown to the ground beforewell, I guess you could call it a type of training?
Bedroom Method training. Ki training. That type of thing!
Also, another thing to add to the list of shit I gotta train.
Joy.
Moving on, my jacket has the summoning slips in its pockets, both Sitri and Gremory.
With a huff, I find said jacket and take those slips out before chucking the thing onto the destroyed couch's armrest.
Ah well. Just another thing for the maid to clean up, no?
Speaking of cleaning, I really oughta have her do that while I make a 'deal' or two.
I lay the summoning slips out on the table, and take a seat, looking over the two small fliers while I wait.
Now, who should I summon first?
A responsible person might summon Sona's posse first, but I'm feeling rather, hmmI dunno, lazy today?
Not that I don't wanna train, I will later, but I know I've got some gaming system lying around here.
A whole emulator and all, actually, with a shit ton of different games.
And if I recall correctly, Shirone takes requests for gaming with her clients.
Now, as loath as I am to summon a Devil to play games with them, it's like the equivalent of a more pathetic Rent-A-Girlfriend in my mind, I'm not doing this to make friends.
This is part of the plan to get Shirone comfortable enough around me, and hopefully, a Kuroka in cat form, so that the reveal of her sister doesn't make her die from a heart attack or something.
Huh. You know, I just had a thought. I don't think I told Uzume or Kuroka what happened last nigh
"Goshujin-sama!" Oh shit. "It's do" at that moment, Uzume came walking into the kitchen with way too much food to be done already.
Like. What the fuck. How do you already make waffles!? It's been like a few minutes, tops!
Also, she paused because she was staring dead set at the summoning slips in front of me.
"You cheated and used your divine powers, didn't you?" I suddenly say, without missing a beat.
Uzume blinked. "Huh?"
"With the food, Uzume, there's no way in hell you made all that already!" I elaborate.
"B-Beh!?" she stutters, dumbfounded whilst putting it all on the table, "So what if I did!?"
I shrug, and smirk, "Nothing. I just felt like pointing it out."
As long as it's good, I don't care.
Uzume pointed at me, her face pouting, "You! Y-You! Gha! That's not the point!" she slams her hands down on the table, "Nori. Where did you get those fliers from?"
"Bunch of Devil familiars." I respond casually.
Another slam, as Uzume's head hits the table.
Slowly, she lets out a low whining groan.
"Why, why are there still Devils in Kuoh!?" she cries out into the table.
Huh.
"Is there not supposed to be?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
Uzume raises her head slightly, "No! WellI don't think so?" she clicks her tongue and stands back up straight, "Remember how I mentioned that meeting your mother had after your Dad died?" she asked, her face stony.
OhI think I see where this is going.
"Yeah?" I confirm, "Let me guess, Mom wanted them all out of Japan?"
Uzume nodded, "Yup. Although that's what she wanted, that doesn't mean she got it." Uzume crosses her arms and starts rapidly tapping her foot against the ground, "Without help, Ama can't enforce anything on Earth, since she doesn't technically rule it directly anymore."
With a sigh, Uzume continues, "That responsibility was handed down to her grandson and was supposed to be in the hands of the Imperial Family and Five Clans today."
Pointedly, Uzume looks at me, "Your father was the closest to consolidating Japan, you know? He had Ama's blessing, and he was the Crown Prince, if he had lived" she trails off, melancholic.
I, meanwhile, blinked.
"Uzume," I say, blankly, "you don't just casually drop that kind of bombshell, you know!?"
I mean, I always expected it considering his name and mentions of an inheritance, but damn girl, could at least lean into it rather than slap me in the face with it!
"E-Eh? O-Oh!" her eyes widen and she gives an awkward laugh, "Right, right! Sorry! I jus"
"Uzume." I say, pointedly, "Just move on."
"R-Right, right" Uzume cleared her throat, "where was I? Uh, right! The Imperial Family with their Bureau can't fight the Devils, the Clans are too busy throwing their members out to deal with it, soyeah."
"And the Earthly Kami?" I ask though I get the feeling I know the answer.
"Too weak, too divided, or locked up in shrines," Uzume answers, "the only two who could fight the Devils are Inari, but she's too busy, and my husband, but he hasn't left the bridge in centuries." she lets out a tired discontent sigh.
"I'm not shocked the Devils continued with business as normal, they probably expected Ama to forget or not take up her mirror again, but" Uzume mutters in slight horror, andastonishment? "she really is like her siblings, to some extent."
"That turns you on, doesn't it." I more so state, accusingly.
"Yes."
A beat passes.
"W-Wait, I"
"Nope!" I smile good-naturedly at the suddenly very embarrassed maid goddess that refuses to look me in the eyes, "That's going to stay a core memory for the rest of my life, I just want you to know."
While Uzume squirms under my teasing gaze, I reel, mentally.
All that I just heard? I don't like it one bit.
I already knew the Five Principle Clans were kind of shit, more concerned with tradition and other stupidity rather than the state of the world.
And the less said about the Bureau and Imperial Family, the better. They likely can't do much on the supernatural side due to a lack of power.
So, Japan, my new home here, is kinda screwed isn't it?
If the Devils aren't supposed to be in Kuoh but are anyway, then that means the Fallen probably are as well.
Transgression after transgression.
And that's just the outside problems, what about internal ones? Are there any Shinto or Buddhist Gods to worry about, the Yokai?
Hold up.
Why am I getting so worked up over this?
Internally, anyway.
Dad tried to fix all this, but he got killed, no?
Well. Yeahbut he was just Human. I'm not. I could do more, couldn't I?
That sounds disrespectful.
Ineed more time to think about this.
Externally, I let out a frown and sighed, prompting Uzume to finally look at me, "Regardless. Devils in Kuoh, alright? Not much to do about it right now. Besides, I met one of their Peerages"
Slam.
Uzume just smashed her head into the table.
"Uh," I blink, holding a hand out to her head, "Uzume, you okay?"
I flinch back as she suddenly throws her head back up and stares me down.
"Are you okay? Did they hurt you!? Did they offer to make you into one of their slaves!?" she asked, rapidly, Holy Spirit Power flickering around her into sparks of dawn-like light.
Okay. Damn. Probably should have seen that reaction coming.
"Eh," I wave off, "the King of the Peerage, she wanted me to answer some of her questions, I said nounless she fought me."
Slam.
I grimace and continue, "So I fought her Queen, hit her with a fire dragon and all, and told her I'd text her later using one of these!" I tap the Sitri slip.
Slam. Slam. Slam.
"Nori." Uzume grumbles into the table.
"Yes?"
"Why are you like this?" she asked with a pained breath.
"Because it's funny." I answered amused, prompting a groan from the maid, "Also, I wanted a good fight, strays are rare in Kuoh, and I wanted a proper challenge for once?"
It was at that moment, a certain someone entered the room.
And almost immediately started stretching out provocatively, because of course she had to come down here for that, no?
"Mmnnyaaahh~!" Kuroka practically moaned as she stretched out the tension in her body.
Well. At least she's wearingsomething.
Thin tank top and panties are still clothes. Mostly.
"What's all the noise about down here, nya~?" she rubs her droopy eyes with the back of her hand, "It sounded like someone was trying to break in!"
Before I could say anything, Uzume shot up and looked at Kuroka with gods on high tears in her eyes.
"Kuroka-chan!" she pointed at me, "Nori-kun went out, met a Devil Peerage, and challenged their Queen to a fight!"
Oi. Are you telling on me to my cat girl?
Well hah! Jokes on you! I ain't whipped!
Also, spankings later. Cheeky shit.
I sent a baleful glare at Uzume that caused her to squeak and back up slightly.
Meanwhile, Kuroka blinked and tilted her head. "So that's why you were so out of it when you came home last night, nya~?" she struts over to me and suddenly sits on my lap, and wraps her arms around my neck, "As to be expected of my mate, nya~! Did you kick their ass?"
"Yup." I smirk, and mirror the 'fuck me' eyes Kuroka is suddenly sending me right back at her, deriving high sadistic joy in the way Uzume squirms off to the side.
I'm like, fairly sure she's doing this just fuck with Uzume. Fairly.
Could also be that she's horny again.
Or both. It's probably both.
Wait a minute.
I pause briefly, considering what she just said fully. "Mate?" I parrot back to her, "Is that a Yokai thing? And since when was I your mate?"
"Since you fucked me into your bed and declared it 'breeding training'~" she replied with a sly grin, Uzume had the nerve to gasp at that, "also, yes, it is a Yokai thing, nya~!"
It really is that simple with her, huh?
Also, I didn't notice it until right now, but Kuroka is ever so slowly grinding herself against my hips.
Oh yeah, it's both.
"Careful kitty~," I warn her hotly, reaching around to take big handfuls of her ass, "or we'll continue off directly from last night~..."
She shivers and mewls at that, grinding against me harder with a sly lewd smirk plastered across her face.
Hmm. Uzume is a future head pat slut, Kuroka? She's a slut slut.
Guess that's what happens when you go from slutty virgin to not so virgin anymore in a single long night.
My bad!
Unfortunately for Kuroka, as much as I'd love to fuck her into the table, there is work to be done and food to eat!
With that thought, I bonk her on the head.
"Nya~!?" she flinches, grabbing her head and gapping at me, "Nori-kuuun~!"
"Not now, kitty! Breakfast is right behind you, and we've got a very present audience." I remind her.
And then all horny is lost, practically with a snap of the fingers, as she whirls around and eyes the bacon with sparkling eyes.
Cats, everyone.
Also, more of her ass is pushing into my crotch.
Task failed successfully?
I then look at a flushed, yet snickering, Uzume.
Well, that won't do.
"Oi. Voyeur Maid." I call out blandly, and she freezes, "What are you snickering about, go clean the living room!"
"V-Voyeur!?" she blanched in response, "I'm not! You two! You! Hnnnghhh!" she groans and shuffles away, presumably before she can say something stupid.
Look at her, she's learning!
"Ah, Nori-kun?" Kuroka spoke suddenly, though slightly muffled and much more softly due to the bacon stuffing her mouth.
Also, the fact she finally noticed the summoning slips and is staring dead at the Gremory one might have something to do with it.
"Are these?" she trails off, and I just chuckle, wrapping my arms around her waist and pulling her in for a hug.
"Correct." I confirm for her, "I presume you recognize the sigil on one of these, yeah?"
She nods, absentmindedly, "The Gremory ClanShirone" she says longingly.
"Well then," I kiss her on the back of the neck, "let's eat, and figure out how we're going to go about this!"
Operation, reunite the cat sisters in a way that doesn't further destroy their relationship is a go!
~ A New Sun ~
The plan was simple.
I would summon Shirone, or Koneko as is now, and make a contract with her.
It doesn't matter what exactly, it could be playing games, training, whatever.
The point is, I make a pact with her.
Next part?
Be a decent, non-perverted, normal human(?) being
Yup, it's that simple.
If I recall correctly, Koneko's contractors are generally losers who make her do weird shit.
Like that one guy, who had her dress up as anime characters and carry him around like a baby.
Yup. Not exactly envious of that job.
In the end, be myself, and make friends with smol cat girl.
While all that's going on, Kuroka is going to pose as my completely normal pet cat, that wanders around doing cat things.
When Koneko opens up, hopefully with her version of the sisters' backstory, then Kuroka can finally reveal herself.
But, well
"Let me just go around and check the wards again, okay, nya?" my cat girl who now actually looks like a cat asks. Again. For the seventeenth time in the last thirty minutes. "It'll be quick, nya! I promise, nya!"
I've learned a few new things about Kuroka today.
One?
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She looks really cute in her Yokai form. Just a black cat with two tails, though she's currently using transformation magic to hide her second tail.
Two. When she's nervous or stressed, her verbal tick is constant.
And three.
I grab her before she can run off again and check the damn wards like she's been doing all day, setting her on my lap. "No." I affirm, "We're doing this, now."
"But! But! Nyan!" she fluffs out and puts her paws over her head as she whimpers, "...can we not just kidnap her instead, nya!?"
She tries to make really stupid fucking decisions when she's stressed.
My eyes darted down to look at her, "Do you want me to go get the chair leg again!?" I glared, heat in my eyes.
Kuroka instantly cowered, "N-No Master, n-nya!"
When I gave her my plan originally, she suggested we did what she did in canon during the Youth Devils Tournament.
I objected by tearing off a chair leg and bonking her over the head with it.
Honestly? I don't think it's the chair leg itself that knocked some sense into her over that, it was the sheer vitriol in my reaction that did.
Still, none of that's stopped her from trying to delay my summoning her by doing silly shit like setting up and checking wards over and over.
I only let her do it, because Kuroka thinks Shirone practices or utilizes Senjutsu, and would thus be able to sense her without wards.
I had no reason to object there since I wouldn't realistically know otherwise.
Poor Kuroka, she's gonna be in for one hell of a surprise when Shirone finally shows up, huh?
In any case, I have Sitri Devils to summon and bulli later tonight, preferably right before daybreak for maximum fuck you energy.
"Kuroka," I called out to her, my gaze softening as she looked at me, "we're burning nighttime, we gotta do this now." I state with finality.
Kuroka's ears pinned to the back of her head, and she shuffled up against me closer, before muttering out a barely audible, "O-Okay"
With that, I picked up the Gremory summoning slip that sat next to us on the couch.
Uzume, being the good little head pat voyeur maid she is, cleaned the living room and even moved some of the furniture out so there'd be enough room for the summoning circle.
The little slip simply said something about granting your wish.
Hmm, my wish huh?
I wish Kuroka and her sister would make up.
Aiming that desire towards the slip, the Gremory Clan sigil on it suddenly glowed a bright crimson red.
I reached down on instinct, running my fingers through my cat's back fur as she flinched at the sudden lights, "Here she comes, kitty."
It didn't take long after that for a full-on magic circle to appear right in the middle of my living room.
And with it?
Exactly who I wanted to see.
To none of my surprise, the cat under my hand froze like a deer caught in the headlights at her appearance.
Meanwhile, the cat now standing before me just gave the black cat in my lap a simple once over, before leveling her eerily passive and emotionless gaze on me directly.
Despite the gaze, she is pretty darn cute. Long sleeved white shirt under a brown sleeveless blazer, short jean skirt, and cute little dark brown boots.
Glad I managed to catch her a time she wasn't wearing the damn school uniform.
"You are the one that summoned a Devil, yes?" she asks simply, and I merely nod, "I am Koneko Toujou, what is your wish?"
Well, damn. She's every bit as stoic as I recall her being.
Somehow, that doesn't make her less cute.
I put a hand to my chest, "Well, Toujou-san, my name is Noriaki Kusanagi. And this here is Chomusuke!" I pat disguised Kuroka on the head.
Who properly turns, and gives me a scathing glare.
My bright beaming smile never wavers.
Sucks no one would get that reference here beyond the chuuni as fuck sounding name.
But I think Koneko got the spirit of the reference by the way her lips twitched slightly.
I huff out a sigh, "And honestly? I'm actually a tad bit unsure as to what my wish should be."
Koneko raises an eyebrow slightly, "Unsure?"
"Mhmm," I hum and continue, "It's like, I'm quite lonely here" her eyes narrow, "not like that!" I quickly interjected.
"Then what." she asks coldly.
Christ, cat. Chill for a second.
"Like, okay, look." I lean back into the couch, "I'll give you the simple less personal version of sad anime backstory," another twitch of the lips, I continue as normal, "my maid majorly fucked up upbringing. So I don't have any friends. Or social skills, mostly. I got over it. But you see, because of that, I don't have any friends to do fun stuff with." I promptly whip out one of my controllers from between the couch cushions!
"Like play video games with!" my eyebrow twitches at that, hell that sounded so pathetic!
Koneko's narrowed eyes give me that same feeling, just with a healthy dose of pity atop that, "...you could have just led with that."
Fuck it. Enough cringe.
I chuckle, "Maybe, huh? But, well, like I said it's a hard choice" I slowly stand up, my motion giving enough time for Kuroka Chomusuke to jump off my lap. "I'm unsure, see because while that's all fun and dandy, I've also got something else in mind."
This is a shonen anime world, after all
I walk over to her, her eyes narrowing as she looks up at me, "Tell me," I ask, "how good are you at throwing a punch?"
She blinked at that, "I'm pretty good. Why?"
My smile may as well be blinding, "Spar with me?" I ask simply.
She furrowed her eyebrows at me, "That'sprobably not a good idea."
"I can take a hit, or two, or three," I assure her, "besides, it'll be fun, I think. Never know until you try it?"
Koneko stares at me impassively, then shrugs, "It'll be your funeral, I guess."
Hah! Dub Koneko! Yes! Best timeline!
"I'll be fine, Toujou-san!" I said faking hurt, "Really, you haven't even seen me in action yet, don't judge a book by its cover you know?"
The stare Koneko sent me could bring about the next Ice Age.
"...I suppose." she dully replies, before pulling out a tablet like device, "Now, about payment..."
Ugh. Paperwork. Miss me with that shit and let's get to the good stuff already!
~ A New Sun ~
Koneko didn't know what to think exactly of this potential client of hers.
He was different from her standard clientele, that much was for sure.
In that, he didn't appear to be a pathetic, degenerate loser who wanted her to do weird shit.
She could get behind that.
Also, his claim of being able to handle himself in a fight, although at first just sounded like he was low-key digging at her small frame, might hold some merit.
The devices that Devils use to calculate prices for wishes and contracts are generally based on the worth of the person making the wish.
So, when she pointed the device at him, imagine her internal shock when it found that he was considered a potentially exceedingly high-value client.
Like, several times the value of all her current clients, combined.
It's a level of value in a client that someone like her President should have gotten, but instead, the summoning determined his wish and desire was best granted by her.
Curious.
After signing the digital paperwork, he asked her to follow him over to his dojo, which she obliged to.
On the way, Koneko was trying to figure out exactly why he was considered such a high-value client
Looking around his full-on estate, she gets the feeling it could be the moneybut, no.
Akeno-senpai and Yuuto-senpai, get rich clientele all the time, but their worth isn't nearly that much more substantial.
As for the young man himself? Well, he doesn't seem particularly special.
Hell, she can't even smell him.
Wait.
He smells like...nothing?
That's unusual. And slightly worrisome.
As they enter the dojo, her fists tense slightly at just how eerie the place looks.
Though, the guy, Kusanagi, just waves it off. "Yeah, I know. I think it looks cool, especially at night, but I can see how it looks to others."
Koneko gave a stiff nod to that.
It did, in fact, actually look incredibly edgy, at least in her eyes. But she wasn't about to say that out loud.
Maybe. She's thinking about it.
Eventually, they reached a longer, more traditional looking training hall, and Kusanagi took up the other end of it.
With a bright, very punchable smile, he turns and looks at her, "Ready when you are, Toujou-chan!"
Her eyebrow twitched at that. This guy
Regardless, she takes up her position and raises her fists in a boxer's stance. "Hai, Kusanagi-san." she stresses coldly.
His smile just gets wider.
Then, he starts pulling off the top of his yukata.
She blinks.
okay. She changes her evaluation. He's very much not like the worthless degenerate losers who probably never left their homes a day in their lives before.
This guy is ripped. Mildly, he isn't a bodybuilder, but more like a swimmer.
Maybe his confidence in fighting her isn't too unfounded, after all?
Also, that tattoo on his collarbone.
Yakuza, perhaps?
"Sorry sorry, Toujou-chan," she was, admittedly, too busy staring thinking to correct him again, "it's just, I'd rather not destroy another one of my robes again you know?"
She gets that sentiment. She always scuffs her clothes in fights too.
Wait. Again?
Then he moved.
Koneko had to strain her eyes to see him coming, and even then, she barely had time to bring up her guard to stop his fist from connecting with her nose.
Her arms shook as she absorbed the blow, and she was sent sliding several feet back from her original position.
She blinked and looked at him incredulously.
Why? Well.
"Damn, girl!" he whined, shaking the arm that he struck at her with, "You've got the durability of a Queen!" his smile shifted slightly, "Nice."
Why does the way he said make her wanna call him a pervert?
"Come on then, Toujou-chan!" he enters aninteresting looking stance, breathing deep before his eyes focus on her intensely, "Test me."
She doesn't know what exactly this is, but this has to be a type of perversion, right?
Regardless, she isn't one to not give as good as she got.
Besides, his face is very punchable.
Rushing forwards at a not inconsiderable speed, she delivers a right hook, straight to his jaw.
To her shock and slight horror, he tanks it, shifts his body, and punches her straight in the jaw right back.
The force nearly sends her airborne, it was stronger than his first punch after all, but she's quick enough to grab the hem of his robe and stay her ground.
"Ey!" with a kiai, she lifts him up and promptly throws him across the hall in response.
He twists midair, spinning to land on his feet, hitting the wall before springboarding off it and right back at her.
Their fists collide as soon as he makes it to her, staggering both and stopping his flight.
As soon as he lands on the ground, however, he's upon her once more.
A jab to the left side of her face that she's forced to take and let slide as she punches at his center of mass.
Only for him to come up with his free hand and redirect it away.
She steps into his personal space, and spins on her feet, lashing out with a kick that connects to his center.
He grunts as his breath temporarily leaves him, and she dashes forward to press pressure upon him.
A right hook from her is dodged, she backflips away from his retaliatory left chop, then dashes forwards to shoulder tackle him.
He steps forward, his own shoulder out, stopping her advance with barely a flinch back.
She frowns, right into his smiling face as they locked eyes.
He's the one to disengage, trying to trip her up and knee her center, but she catches his knee easily and pushes him.
Following up, she begins an absolutely brutal assault, advancing on him with constant jabs and strikes aimed at his stomach.
He easily pushes her attacks away, redirecting them several times with his superior reach and the palm of his hands, all whilst backpedaling to force her to expend more and more energy trying to keep up.
It was incredibly annoying.
"Tch!" she huffed, and suddenly lashed out, grabbing his arm as he redirected another one of her jabs.
"Ho?" he raised an eyebrow, then his eyes widened comically as she flipped him over her shoulder and jumped on his back, wrapping her arms around his throat and legs around his waist.
"Ah," he noted, with strain, "well aren't you cute, giving a hug to a guy you just met!"
What.
He then promptly jumped into the air and slammed her straight into the floor upon coming back down.
He grabs onto one of her arms, holding it whilst pinning her in place under his weight as he starts elbowing her over and over again with his free arm, straight into her side.
"You gonna let go?" he calls out, muffled and choked.
"Nope." she responds with a pained wince.
"Alright then!"
Suddenly, he hops to his feet.
He blasts forwards, jumps, and flips, and slams both of them right into the far wall with enough force to make the entire building creek.
The two sputter to the ground shortly after, herself dislodged from his back.
With a groan, she gets up slowly, looking at the young man who's rubbing his throat, wincing as he does so.
"Damn, I didn't even consider that as a weakness," he idly notes, then looks at her with appreciation, "thanks for that!"
She has no fucking clue what he's talking about.
He stands up, seemingly not much worse for wear, "Also, damn, you fight rough huh?"
She snorts, "You as well." she goes to brush off her clothes, butah.
Chunks of cloth are missing here and there, though thankfully her underwear remains. Somehow.
Lovely.
She immediately eyes him again, "Look and I'll kill you."
He eyes her right back, momentarily stunning her, "Oho? You can fuck me with your eyes but I can't do the same? Double standards much, Toujou-chan?"
Her eyebrows twitched as she huffed out, "Pervert."
"Pervert." he shot right on back with a stupid smile.
She blushed, slightly.
He chuckles, "Don't mind your ruined clothes. I'll give you something you can wear after, alright?"
"...fine." she concedes, "If it's skimpy, I'll murder you in your sleep."
"It's just a shirt," he looks at her much more intently, "seriously, are you okay? Do you deal with perverts that often that even the slightest hint in that direction makes you flip?"
Well. No. But considering how her normal clientele usually are
She shrugs at him, "It's just better to keep an eye out."
And also keeps herself far away from her personality.
He looks at her, then reluctantly shrugs, "Alright. But you tell me if my teasing goes too far, alright Toujou-san? I don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable."
She blinks at that.
How shockingly considerate
Wait. Teasing?
Before she can reach the proper train of thought to strangle him again, he's suddenly holding a bottle of water.
"Water?" he holds it up to her, she nods, and he tosses it over to her. "Ready for Round 2 when you are!"
He practically skips over to where he was standing before, and Koneko narrows her eyes at him as he goes.
She downs the entire bottle in a single chug, smashes it, and throws it aside before mirroring his position.
She isn't usually into fighting all that much, but she feels the need to prove something here.
And also break his nose for nearly breaking her jaw earlier.
"Hai." she enters her stance, glaring at him as he does.
"Let's begin, round 2!" and with that, he rushes at her once more.
~ A New Sun ~
Well. My everything hurts.
Fighting a cat girl who can rival a Queen like Sona's in raw physical strength and durability with pure martial arts all night tends to have that effect.
Speaking of
"Like the shirt I got you?" I eye her cheekily.
"I will destroy you." she replied coldly, sitting there on the floor with a glare that promised death.
Though the small flush on her face kind of took away from it.
Hmm, wonder why she's so mad? I kept my promise! The oversized white shirt with a cute little kitty face on it covers her perfectly, doesn't show anything at all!
Heeheehee~!
I smirk, and raise my arm slowly from my prone position on my back to give a thumbs up, "Ah, like you did during our fights? Why, go on ahead! I could use the cardio!"
Her eye twitches at that.
No, but like, seriously? This girl broke my nose seven times.
Don't think she noticed though, I heal fast.
We fought at least a dozen or so rounds, with breaks thrown about every few so she could catch her breath.
When she noticed I didn't get tired mid-fight, it just made her try and break me harder.
Honestly? Love the spirit! You go kitty!
Truly, this type of training is waaay better than raw physical exercise. Breaking my body on a petite cat girl's fist and with my martial arts, is always superior.
I think I may have issues.
A tablet-looking device nearly soars past me, I catch it casually before it does.
"Whatever," she huffs, "just fill that out so we can be done already."
I chuckle and idly begin doing so, "You have fun, Toujou-san?" I ask offhandedly.
I get a grumbling hum in response.
"For what it's worth, you did break my nose like, seven times." I remark.
I'm fairly certain she snaps her gaze towards me, as I can feel her incredulous gaze bore into the side of my head.
"How?" she asks, still disbelieving.
Hmm. Should I reveal who or what I am? Really?
Let's see. I'm only fucking with Sona and her Peerage out of spite, purely because Sona made our first interaction intentionally as awkward and painful as fuck.
Also, her Queen called me names, so I threw a dragon at her.
Koneko broke my nose several times, but I asked for it, and I like her quite a bit.
Eh. What the hell? If my luck with Sona was any indication, Rias and Co would eventually find out anyway.
"I'm not human," I state casually, "fully anyway. I'm half, I think."
"You think?" she asks, still unbelieving.
I shrug, then look up from the tablet to eye her, "Yup, half human, and" I let the floodgates that is my Holy Spirit Power open, and surge out across the dojo, "half-god."
Her reaction was instantaneous, the moment I opened the valve so to speak, Koneko paled, shivered, and began to sweat. Her eyes widened comically and started shaking.
And then I reeled it all back in like it wasn't even there.
"Or at least I think so, anyways? Shinto myth doesn't have demigods in the Western terms, but, eh" I rub the back of my head, "It works for now, so that's what I've been running with."
After several brief seconds of Koneko catching her breath, she replied with a heated glare, "Don't do that again without warning, or I'll kill you."
Jeez. So quick to threaten death.
"Don't doubt what I say, or I'll give you head pats!" I respond in kind.
Koneko gives me a blank stare at that.
I simply chuckled, moving my eyes back to the screen, ahreview huhhow would I rate Koneko's job?
"Hmm, you know, you're really tough," I say aloud, basically what I'm writing down, "about as tough as the Sitri's Queen I fought the other day, in terms of pure physical ability."
"You foughthuh." she blinks out, "Why?"
I shrug, "The Sitri King earlier that day made getting my uniform at my new school awkward as hell. So, when night rolled around, they caught me hunting strays for training, and she asked questions? Well," I smile positively devilishly, "I made 'em work for it in a duel."
Koneko stared at me for a good, long moment. "You didn't give them answers, did you, Kusanagi-san?"
"Nope~!" I confirm cheerily, "I'm supposed to summon a Sitri Devil tonight, give them answers then, buteh." I wave off, "Don't know if I'm feeling it tonight either. I'll likely just be coy about it all."
To my slight surprise, Koneko nodded vigorously at that, "Good. That bitch deserves it."
Damn, Koneko. Did someone from her Peerage or the Student Council steal your snacks?
that's probably exactly what happened, isn't it?
Still. My people!
After a brief moment of thinking further, Koneko perks up, "Wait. You mentioned a new school?" she asks simply.
"Yeah," I confirm, "Kuoh Academy, I'll be starting my Third Year of high school there soon."
And by that, I mean I'm making clones do it.
"Huh. Small world, I guess." Koneko mutters, before suddenly standing up.
Holding the hem of her shirt, she bows deeply to me.
"Then allow me to introduce myself once more, I am Koneko Toujou, and I'll be starting my First Year of high school there shortly." I can tell she's straining slightly to say this last bit properly, "Please take care of me, Kusanagi-senpai."
Ah. Japanese and manners. Always nice.
I walk over to her nonchalantly, and suddenly pat her on the head, causing her to freeze ramrod straight under my touch.
"Honestly, with how tough and cute you are little kouhai? I think you'll be just fine." I beam my smile down at her, "Just give 'em the same left hook you did me, that'd do anyone else in! Heh!"
It's cute, the way she bows deeper to try and hide the growing flush I can see growing on her face.
Very cute. Heh.
I hold the tablet out to her as I move my hand off her head, "I'm all done, Toujou-chan."
She takes it gingerly, rising slightly up, but still refuses to meet my gaze, "Right, Kusanagi-san."
"Say, you wouldn't mind if I wished for you again, no?" I ask suddenly, "It would be nice to continue where we left off. Hell. Maybe I could even break out of those games at some point?"
Koneko blinked, then she replied stone-faced, "That's up to you, Kusanagi-san," a beat passes, "but Iwould not be opposed, I suppose." she tacts on, quietly.
Progress!
I nod happily, and kneel to her, "See you next time then?"
She nods, and hums, "Mhmm," then just as she turns to leave, "...hmm?" she stops and looks down.
Where Kuroka Chomusuke stood, right next to her legs, juststanding there staring up at her.
I instantly tense up.
Kuroka. You fucking cat. I swear if you try anything.
Chomusuke rubs against Koneko's leg, "Meowr?" and looks up at her, swaying her tail back and forth.
Koneko continues to stare down at her.
Until, well.
Suddenly, she reaches down and pets her right on the head, a small smile on her face.
Chomusuke immediately freezes, before slowly rubbing into her hand more and more, purring loudly.
Then Koneko pulls away, and I can see the sheer longing in her eyes begging her to not go just yet.
She nods at me, and I nod back. "Have a wonderful day, my new cute little kouhai!" I call out as she walks, a devil magic circle appearing in front of her.
As she steps into it, she flips me off and disappears.
Leaving me giggling softly, and a very desperate black cat eyeing where she left.
I walk over to Kuroka, and pick her up, "Don't worry kitty, she'll be back, alright?"
Her digging her head into my chest and whimpering is all I get as a response.
With a sigh, I gently pet her back.
All finish this night off by playing coy with Sona's Peerage.
Ah, I hope I summon thigh highs. She acted like the delinquent type, those are always fun no matter what!
After that, I have to snuggle my cat for the day, to make her feel better.
Beyond that, the grind well and truly begins! I've got shadow clones to make, a white cat girl to train and make friends with, and everything else to train as well.
The grind, be it for power or people, is well and truly eternal it would seem.
The first day of school.
A certain Vice President was out doing bag checks and welcoming all the new and old arrivals alike.
Everything was fine.
And then he showed up.
Noriaki Kusanagi approached with his bag already out, the smugest smirk plastered across his face.
"Hai hai! Shitori-san!" He gives her a little wave, "Nice morning isn't it?"
Her eyebrow twitches, and she does her best to maintain her neutral gaze as she takes his strangely light bag from him.
"I suppose it has, Kusanagi-san" there's nothing in the bag.
She looks up and glares at him.
He just smiles sweetly at her. "Everything fine, Vice?" he asks innocently.
Her eyes narrow dangerously. "There's nothing in this bag."
He shrugs, "I wouldn't worry about it. Brothers coming down with my stuff later. I'll be fiinne!" he said coolly.
Brother?
"Brother?" she replied, befuddled.
"Yup!" He responded easily, taking his bag back, "Don't worry Miss Half President, It'll all work out!" And then, without prompting, he walked off, waving behind him. "See ya around!"
She just stared at his back, mouth slightly agape.
The overwhelming urge to drown him pulsing through her body begins to boil up.
Around a week or so ago, he had done what he said he'd do; summon one of her Peerage to answer questions.
So why, oh why, did the one to be summoned have to be her delinquent Pawn?
Not only did he apparently flirt with her so hard that the girl came back a blushing mess, he also intentionally screwed up the questionnaire he was supposed to fill out.
For instance, when asked, 'What kind of being are you?' he put down in response, 'The kind of alive, kind of not kind, but not in a machine way, more like a spirit way?'
What the hell is any of that supposed to mean!?
Regardless, she seriously doubts he has a brother.
She huffed externally before going back to bag check.
Internally, she screamed.
At least that man came early, one of the first in fact, that's good.
Halfway until school officially started.
She was still doing bag checks.
Everything was fine.
Then he showed u
Wait. Huh?
Noriaki Kusanagi approaches, sardonic smile on his face, bag already out.
"Hello there, Shitori-san."
What the fuck.
She glares balefully at him, "Do you think this is some kind of joke, Kusanagi-san?"
It's the same innocent smile again! "I have no idea what you mean, Vice." He shakes his bag at her.
His very full-sounding bag.
Sona pursed her lips into a frown and took it.
Heavy. Frowning deeper, she opens it up and finds the supplies required for at least three students.
How.
"Yeah, I know, I know," He gently takes the bag back from her, "I lost a game of rock-paper-scissors, so I had to carry everyone's stuff."
With an anguished sigh, he closes up the bag, throws it over his shoulders, and walks away.
Sona just stared. Stared so hard, that one of the other Student Council members - not of her Peerage - started looking at her worriedly.
How. Why? What the hell is going on?
There's no way in hell that's his brother. They looked exactly alike! Same uniform, same face, height, even bag!
Wait. Did he say everyone? Why not ours?
Sona doesn't think she'll like that answer.
Minutes felt like moments, and shortly thereafter school was just about to officially start.
The gate was beginning to close, and just as she thought everything was going to be fine.
He came flying over the half-closed gate!
Oh sweet Mother Lilith why is there a third one?
Noriaki Kusanagi gave a wave to her as he flew over her, landed with a roll, and hopped up onto his feet.
"Nailed it!" He turned to Sona, "No need to check my bag, Sitri." He spoke freely with a smirk, "After all, I don't have one on me!"
She should have gone in sooner. Then she wouldn't be alone out here for this.
"See ya around, Polka Dot Wings." He waves as he heads off.
Haha. Polka Dots. Like a leopard. Because of Sitri and leopards, right?
"Very funny, Kusanagi-san." She bit back at him.
That's not even correct, anyway!
But she was too done with all this to even try fighting that.
She went to walk away to class, only she looked in the direction he went first.
And she froze.
Three Noriakis. All stood there, talking, chuckling, and chatting it up with one another.
How. How. How.
They all turned and smirked at her.
Sona very quickly turns, and speed walks away, face quickly paling as that foreboding feeling from a week ago returns at full force.
~ A New Sun ~
"School was honestly kinda boring, how about you, Toujou-chan?"
Her latest client asked suddenly, while lying wrapped up in blankets on the couch, with her sitting right in front of italso wrapped up in blankets, and on a much smaller yet still very comfortable cushion.
She shrugged, though the blankets barely moved, so she said, "About the same as it usually is, I suppose."
And then they focused on the TV screen in front of them, as the two proceeded to beat the shit out of each other in a fighting game.
Kusanagi is suffering from some type of exhaustion, so no sparring for today.
Honestly? That's alright with her. They've been at it for around a week now, and she was curious as to what kind of games he had.
Her eyebrow twitches as he locks her character into an infinite, feeling the smugness radiating off her client in droves behind her.
If she could get to play them, that is.
Idly, she reached down into a big bag sitting in front of her, took a handful of the very small bite-sized cookies, and jammed them into her mouth.
At least the snacks are really good.
He chuckles, "You like the snacks, yeah? My maid makes them. All magical and like," he huffs, "she used to do that with all the food, then I realized I got groceries for no reason, so now she can only do snacks."
"Allfood?" She, completely forgetting the game, turns to look at him.
"Yeah," he waves off, "not even sure how she did it before. She shouldn't have been able to stretch her powers that far, thinking she might have been double cheating."
He looks down to see her staring at him expectantly, and his eyes widen in realization.
"If you want me to make you something, just ask," he chuckled, "I can cook just fine without her."
She nods, satisfied.
Then turns back to the game, and frowns, as her character is still caught in an infinite loop with no health.
She looks back at him with disgust, "You're not playing that guy again."
He snorts, "Just get good scrub."
Her eyebrow twitches, and she shoots back.
"You don't have skill, prick."
"I don't need skill for you shorty, that's how bad you are."
Her eyes narrow at him.
"Worthless dick can't play the game, needs broken exploits to win."
"Cope. Seeth. Mald."
"Die in a hole, you bastard," she growls and glares at him, "and wipe that smile off your face"
"Maybe I will when you stop being a sore adorable loser?"
"A-Adorable?" She huffs, and looks away, "Pervert."
He huffed a laugh at that, "Would you rather me call you a midge"
She whirls around fully and looks at him.
"See what I mean?" his smile never wavers and grows more when he reaches out and pats her on the head. "Adorable."
"M-Meowwrr!"
Her attention is suddenly drawn away by Chomusuke, or as she calls her now, Chom-chan, crying out for help.
She had been loafed out on her lap, and when she turned, Chom-chan must have gotten tangled up in the blankets.
Quickly ignoring that last comment from Kusanagi - and the slow flush she feels burning across her face - she goes to dig her out.
"Sorry, Chom-chan" she pulls out the fluffy black cat from the sheets she was buried under, petting her head as she does, "your master was just being a dick, is all."
why does the cat look so smug all of a sudden?
Chom-chan, no!
This is all Kusanagi's fault. Somehow.
He cackles loudly as her expression turns crestfallen.
"Alright, alright!" he slowly laughs out, and down, "Serious question time, Toujou-chan!"
"Hmm?" She raises an eyebrow, what could this be about?
"Would you like to join the Magical Girl Club I'm starting at school?" he asks, stoically without a hint of other emotion.
She's gonna fucking kill him.
"And no, I'm not asking you just because I want to see you in a Magical Girl outfit." He adds.
She wasn't thinking that!
"I wasn't thinking that." she grumbles out.
"Right," he smiles, most definitely not believing her, "well? What do you say?"
"Why did you even start a club like that?" She asks after a pause, still trying to wrap her head around allthat.
She didn't even need to look at him, she could feel his shrug.
"Purely to fuck with Sitri."
She raises an eyebrow at him, slowly. "That's it?"
"Yup."
She gives him a thumbs up, "I approve."
"Ah? Huh" After a beat of him scratching his chin, he asks, "You know, I've been meaning to ask, why are you so salty with her group?"
"Her Queen caught me eating my snacks during a break last semester," she idly scratched Chom-chan's head, her eyes narrowing off into the distance, "it wasn't lunch, I was in class, and she confiscated them. Now she and the entire student council are dead to me."
He claps at that, "My people!" and calls jubilantly to the sky whilst throwing up his arms.
Suddenly, he looks down at her, "Say, if you really mean all that, then does that mean?"
"No," she shuts him down, causing his face to immediately drop, "I'm already busy with club stuff. And besides," She points out, "how are you going to get the minimum required members for something like that?"
He smiles sardonically as he lays down, "Me, myself, and I are already members enough." he answers plainly.
why does she get the feeling he means that literally?
But before she could even begin to question that, he sighs and yawns with despair.
"Ah, big sadge, now I can't get to see my cute little kouhai in a Magical Girl outfit!"
She elbows him in his side, causing him to let out a sputtered laugh.
"Pervert." She mutters, face flushed.
The bastard then thought it would be funny for them to watch a horror movie after that.
No, she did not cling to him and Chom-chan throughout the night.
Nobody can prove otherwise!
~ A New Sun ~
"Mmm~, having a nice night, Kuroka?" I ask the big tiddy kitty, currently sprawled out on top of me purring into my chest.
"The very best, nya~!" She snuggles against me more, "I got held by Shirone all night, she fed me, and gave me pets! Nyaann~!"
She's practically vibrating against me now.
Cats are never not simple, I tell you.
After our movie, Shirone left, glaring at me all the while.
Somehow, she blames me for putting on the movie, when she's the one that called me a pussy when I said I didn't like horror.
See how that turned out for her, huh?
"Say say, Nori-kun~?" She suddenly pats my chest, causing me to look down at her, "Are you gonna be okay? You've been like this the whole time after you made those clones, nya~!"
"Awww," I coo, "someone concerned over me?" I lean down, planting a surprise kiss on her face, causing her to yelp with shock, "I'll be fine you, just overdid it is all."
Chakra exhaustion is a bitch, let me say.
Physical and Mental Energy is churned up into chakra, which is then used up. Running out of chakra? It's like running both your mind and body through the gutter.
Fucking sucks.
Like, earlier, Shirone was right! I couldn't have won without an infinite there, not because I'm bad, but because my mental power wasn't there enough to pull it off.
Kuroka huffs, and slaps my chest, "Stupid man, you better not be trying to kill yourself before you put kittens in me"
"Right," I say neutrally, as I wrap my arms around her waist, "because that's the most important thing, no~?"
After a moment of just staring at me, she snuggles her face into my chest and refuses to answer.
I think someone may have caught a little bit of feelings. But who am I to guess that?
I pet her back, as the quiet night settles in around us.
"How did you do it?"
And then it's shattered, as she asks that.
I blink, "The clones you mean?"
"Yeah," She nods against my chest, "I thought maybe they were avatars of some kind, but that's it, is it? I didn't feel your Holy Spirit Power in use, so?" she trails off.
And I struggle internally as to what to say to that.
The idea of chakra and the chakra network doesn't exist here, in this world, although through native Senjutsu there are the chakras and ki.
Hmm
Eh, fuck it. I'm too tired to bullshit my way through this.
"Basically, I take my mental and physical energies, mash them up, process them, and turn them into a new form of energy that powers certain techniques." I explain briefly, and succinctly.
Kuroka finally looks at me, her head tilted, "Techniques?" she asks.
I blink at her, "Well, yeah?" I say, "This isn't the first time I've used this power. Remember when I practiced walking and fighting on the pond, or the ceiling? I was using it then too, training it."
Her eyes widened significantly, "Really? I just thought that was all weird deity stuff, nya!"
I deadpanned at her. "Course you did, cat." I huff out.
"Is it teachable?" she suddenly asks, and I
"Idon't know." I try, carefully, "Why do you want to learn to clone yourself all of a sudden?"
She winks at me, "Don't you wanna be the meat between a big titty kitty sandwich, nya~?" She says softly, with a sultry smile as she makes sure to rise slightly, exposing more of her cleavage to the world.
Hmm. Well, fuck. Now I've gotta at least try on principle, but!
I raise my hand up and bring it down upon her ass with a thunderous slap.
She squeaks and mewls, dropping back down on top of me as she goes.
"Okay, while that does sound fun," I eye her expectantly, "now the real reason. Give."
"Mmmm," she huffs, "I've been thinking about what you said a while ago, about my potential, and seeing Shirone again" she trails off.
"Gave you the kick in the tit to get your ass in gear again?" I finished for her.
"Nyah hah hah~!" she chuckles, "Close enough, I suppose?"
"So," I begin, "why rush straight into trying to attain a new power then, Ms. Two-Tailed Ultimate Class?" I question like a parent asking their child why they tried to steal a cookie.
"Eh? That again!?" she cries out, "Nori-kun, it isn't that"
"Have you even tried?" I cut her off.
She didn't meet my incoming gaze after that.
I sigh, "Alright then, Kuroka? Here's what you're gonna do!" I start, "You're gonna actively try and reach your third tail!"
Before she can instantly start complaining, I power on, "When you achieve it, or after I've seen you put in significant effort to at least try, then we'll see about you learning cloning and such. Got it?"
Kuroka whines, and cries out, shaking all up against me, but doesn't at least verbally reject.
I huff and pat her on the back. Damn big baby.
I don't know about teaching her chakra and how to clone and such, but I do get the feeling I canat least awaken the potential in her to use it, if that makes sense?
Course, I'm not just gonna give her free handouts, she's gonna have to put the effort in first.
And as for anyone else? Fat fucking chance. I'm not a bargain sale.
Now, I can't believe I'm actually about to say this.
"Now enough talk about training, kitty." I wrap my arms around and hug a suddenly scandalized Kuroka, "I'm tired, I want my body pillow to not be crying about having to meditate tomorrow."
"But Nori-kun~!" she whines, "Mediation is so boring!"
I bore my gaze down into her, then snorted, and rolled my eyes. "Ask Uzume for help then, she's supposed to be a Meditation Goddess."
"Eh? Really?" Kuroka pauses, and thinks, "That doesn't make a whole lot of sense, nya!"
I shrug.
She's right of course, I'm betting she hasn't meditated once in a thousand something years. Or something just as absurd.
Ah, well. Not my problem~!
With that cheery thought, I hug my soft plush cat girl to sleep.
All around, a lovely start to the school year so far, and I haven't even set foot inside the school since I got my uniform! Hah!
The dojo is abuzz with the sound of clashing steel.
"Claws-Purifying Wind!"
"Rising Scorching Sun!"
Two voices, both my own, call out from my sides.
Four vertical slashes come down from above, and a single roaring slash from beneath, both at the same time.
I plant my feet.
Raging Sun.
And counter with two raging slashes to both of my sides, angled slightly up for one, and down for the other.
My sword strikes true and both clone's forms are stilled, their bodies thrown away by the force of my swings with loud grunts.
They land amongst the others, numbering four in total clones that I'm fighting at once.
Each with their own headband denoting an elemental breathing style they're using exclusively for this match.
See, I realized something.
"Thunderclap and Flash."
Fake Rainbow.
My afterimages head comes clean off with a crackle of thunder left in its wake.
"Drop Ripple Thrust!"
I parry and redirect a thrust aimed straight for my neck to the side, but before I can cleave the clone's neck in twine
"Blazing Universe!"
I'm forced to block a falling overhead strike that rumbles the dojo upon my blocking it.
I grit my teeth and breathe as my Flame clone smirks at me.
"Rice Spirit."
"Clean Storm Wind Tree!"
Several slashes from the speed and agility based styles race towards my body from either side.
Burning Bones, Summer Sun by itself won't be enough to deflect all these attacks.
By itself.
My body tenses, and I move.
Burning Bones, Summer Sun
A singular fluid circular slash turns into multiple in an instant, spiraling out all around me, stopping and blowing away several slashes and all four clones at once.
Undulating Heat.
A combination of the aforementioned original Hinokami Kagura form and Flame Breathing Blooming Flame Undulation.
Sucks I had to go with a Flame Breathing form like that, Wind and Thunder are much better suited for that type of defense, but it's part of the rules of the training.
See, when I try to combine forms like that, I'm explicitly not allowed to use the forms of the style I'm being attacked by to force variance and such.
Where was I? Right.
Hinokami Kagura, or Sun Breathing, is the ultimate breathing technique due to the sheer versatility it possesses.
This training I'm doing right now is meant to forcibly draw out that potential, by combining the techniques and strengths of the other forms and pushing it to its limits.
Much like how Tanjiro did it, where he combined Thunderclap and Flash with Dance, or that one time he combined Water Breathing and Kagura Breathing.
I'm going to do that but go further. I want to eventually combine all the strengths of all the forms into my dance, and pull them out whenever I need.
Sucks I've only managed to fully recreate Flame, Wind, Water, and Thunder in about a month and a half or so?
I can't remake Stone, Love, or Serpent, don't possess the weapon for those, Moon requires powers and I'm specifically focusing on swordsmanship right now.
Besides, if my methods pan out, I'll have several new forms to rival Moon's number anyway.
Though when I'm done, the Thirteenth Form won't be the thirteenth form then, will it? Hnngh. Gonna need a name for that, then.
Mist and Flower are next on my list to recreate, and I'm honestly pretty excited about Flower due to it possessing a form that isn't a sword strike, but a body enhancer that targets the eyes.
As my clones begin to stand up, I hold up my hand, causing them all to freeze.
"Alright, that's enough." I call out, sheathing my sword to my back.
They all look at me, then at each other, then promptly fall back down, sprawled out and groaning.
"Fuck you boss!" Wind barks out.
"I think! You should!" Flame heaves, "Commit die!"
Thunder is snoring. Fakely. But still trying at least.
Water holds his chest, taking long deep breaths, "Really, guys, just calm downIt'll be fine as long you breathe righ"
"Fuck you bitch, you didn't do shit the whole night!" Wind snarls at Water, who looks exaggerated back at him.
I grimace as Water tries to get up and headbutt Wind, only to be stopped by Flame, whotries to pin and hold down Wind so they can both headbutt him.
Hmm. You know. When I originally envisioned this training, I thought getting into the mindset and personality of those who used the styles would be a good idea.
I take it back. It was and still is a great idea!
"Alright, alright everyone!" I call out, prompting them to look toward me, "I'm going to release the Jutsu now, get ready!"
"Hai Hai, Sun!" they all call back. Besides Thunder, who gives a thumbs up. And Wind, who scowls at me.
Heh. Love this training.
I slam my hands together, and we all vanish in a cloud of smoke.
~ A New Sun ~
Several hours of muscle memory from several different perspectives slam into my body all at once.
"Hmmmghhh!" I groan, and nearly fall back, off the roof of my house!
The tallest point atop my house, mind!
Not like the fall would do any damage, but it would still be annoying.
As for why I'm up here in the first place? Well.
I groggily opened my eyes to find Kuroka cross-legged right in front of me, one eye open and eyeing me knowingly, her form perfectly positioned in front of the early morning sun.
"Your clones just got done in the dojo, nya~?" she asks, with which I simply nod back, "Alright, but remember we're not done yet! Try not to lose focus again, nya~!" Kuroka swishes her three tails at me as she says so.
I respond to her attempt at being the paragon of focus by reaching out and scratching her cat ears.
"Nyyaaannn~!?" she squeals, nearly falling off herself until she grabs and clings onto me, "Nori-kun~!" she looks up at me, and whines.
With a chuckle, I pat the most definitely afraid of falling cat on the back.
While my clones practiced the sword, I and Kuroka practiced ki and, get this, chakra control.
She managed to reach her third tail after around a month or so of dedicated meditation, purely focused on taking in the non-malicious ki of nature.
And, honestly? No jokes, I'm hella proud of her.
After all, I made sure to assist her in her training by giving her ample bust a massage the whole time, just as she gave my back a massage.
You know. Paying it forward and all.
But she did it! I knew she had the potential! She had to have, what with her younger sister hitting her third tail within a few months after neglecting Senjutsu for so long.
Turns out, Kuroka just needed a proper kick in the tail for her to get going, and seeing Shirone as she is now was enough of a kick.
Also, the prospect of learning shiny new techniques might have helped, the little goblin.
I awoke her chakra that night, by having copious amounts of reward sex.
I didn't need to do it that way, turns out, but I wanted to because why not?
Besides, the actual method - touching her, injecting her with Holy Spirit Power, and simply willing the power to awaken within her - was much more boring.
As for what giving Kuroka chakra did? Well
She told me about the network that sprang up inside her body, she also told me that molding chakra feels like the perfect blend between spiritual and bodily and that it seems to be some sort of in-between for her Youki and normal ki.
Oh. Also, she's progressing fast.
Like. Faster than I am. Way faster than I am.
It's got to be a Nekoshou thing, there's no way it isn't! I'm not kidding when I say the damn cats already trying the shadow clone technique!
It's been a week! A week! She can walk on water already, memorized all the hand seals I showed her, and is already well on her way to trying to create jutsu.
I call haxs. Can I get a race change in my non-existent store yet?
Although I will say, I'm fairly curious as to what her chakra affinity is gonna be, and what kind of techniques she'll come up with.
I'm betting Yin Affinity, makes too much sense for the damn cat.
With a sigh, my thoughts shift to something tangentially related, and I stand up, holding and bringing Kuroka up with me.
"Actually kitty? I think we're done for now," I speak solemnly, "I've got something to do that requires my attention."
Kuroka tilts her head, "Your Magical Girl Club, nya~?"
I snorted and sputtered out a chuckle, "No, that's actually doing really good."
Seriously, I managed to get normal members for the club. Damn things grew beyond just a Sona troll club.
I'm so proud of myself!
Now it's a legitimate club that Sona can't shut down now that she's Student Council President.
Little shit tried to tell my clones we didn't count as enough members to hold it.
So I might have Genjutsu tricked a teacher into signing off on it.
Just a simple illusion to make two of the three names look different, no biggie. With one tomoe, that's about all I can do anyway, and on a non-supernatural being no less.
Wait a minute, where was I?
Fuck, Kuroka damn it! Stop derailing my thoughts!
"No, you see," I start, "there's a group of Fallen in Kuoh, and I think it's about time I throw them out."
Kuroka blinks at that, "Really, nya~!? Fallen" she thinks for a moment, "they haven't done anything yet?"
"No," I answer, succinctly, "not yet."
And that's the problem. They haven't done anything yet.
It's been a month and a week. The first month of school is where events like Asia showing up and Issei being murdered should have happened.
But they haven't. Asia never showed, Issei hasn't been shivved yet and he and his friends continue glaring hatefully at my clones when they walk by.
The only reason I haven't headed down to the Church and murked them yet is that I want to draw out Diodora the Explorer and murk him and the Fallen at the same time.
But as time goes on, and Asia doesn't appear to be showing, I doubt that chance will come.
This means there's no point in keeping the birds nest around any longer.
I shrug, "Still, I don't want to keep them around any longer." With a small hop, I jump off the roof and land on the ground below deftly, giving Kuroka a small smile.
"Fallen aren't exactly known to be the most trustworthybesides" my grin turns hungry. "I have yet to fight a Fallen Angel."
Strays are boring now. I've culled the population of them in this part of Japan by now, no way I haven't yet.
Kuroka, playfully, smacks my chest and rolls her eyes, "Somehow, I'm not even surprised, nya!" she huffs, "Try and be quick about it, at least? I have anothermeetingto go to soon," she sighs, "and I don't know how long it'll be. Rather you be there to see me off, nya~!"
"Ah, it has been a while since your last, hasn't it?" I muse, "Was wondering when you'd have to leave again," I pulled her right up to my face, and kissed her tenderly, feeling her mewl and purr into my mouth as she kissed back.
After a short moment of that, I pull back slightly to say softly, "I'll be there, then. Shouldn't take too long."
I just tempted Murphy, didn't I?
Fuck.
"Jeez" she reaches up and slowly caresses my face, "you've been getting increasingly more and more affectionate you know~? You gonna miss me that bad, nya~?"
"Yup." I confirm easily with a smile.
Kuroka's eyes widen as her face flushes at my easy response.
She tries to avert my gaze, but I take the side of her face into the palm of my hand and caress it, forcing her to stay looking at me.
"I'm not sure if you've taken the hints, kitty, but I can be both incredibly petty and lustful, but also compassionate and loving," I give her a wink, and kiss her nose, "and In my book, a man knows when to be and can be both." I state with a bright smile.
And with that, I pat her on the head, "See ya when I get back, kitty!" and head off with a nonchalant wave, leaving my catgirl confusedly staring off at my back.
I smirk and chuckle when I hear something like a loud panicked drawn-out meow.
Think I might have just broken her there.
Whoops?
~ A New Sun ~
The flight to the Church was uneventful, and judging by the fact that it's bright and early out, I'm not exactly surprised at the lack of guards and such at the front door.
I could also just chalk it up to general incompetence, that's a staple of Ray Ray and her group after all.
No, what's making me frown right now isn't all that, but instead, the positively zero life force signals I'm reading inside the Church.
I get it, my Senjutsu is only a month into being trained, and my range is kind of trash, but I should be able to pick up something from out here!
Hmm. Well! There's only one way to check for sure, isn't there?
I grab the hilt of my sword that's strapped to my back, take a few easy steps forward, and promptly kick the doors off the hinges.
The cracked and shattered masses of wood slide forward into
An absolute shit fest.
Several times worse than what I recall the state of the Church being under the Fallen in canon.
Religious iconography hasn't been just smashed, but actively defaced, twisted, and ground up.
The walls are lined with a chaotic series of weird symbols and letters I don't recognize.
Hell, not even the seating remained unscathed, all torn up and thrown amongst the building.
"What the fuck" I mutter to the very fucked up, but also rather empty Church.
Thisdoesn't make any sense.
I saw them, the Fallen, in town. I caught the only guy in the cell wandering around looking for strays.
All this damage to the Church is intentional and fits with the Fallens modus operandi, if a bit extreme I'll admit.
They had to have been here, then.
But then why?
I walk into the Church, still feeling nothing within my sensing range as I head down the aisle to the big hole in the ground where an altar is supposed to be.
Within that hole? A big staircase leading down straight where the Fallen performed that ritual to extract Asia's Sacred Gear.
Well. Couldn't hurt to check at this point, no?
Hand never leaving my hilt, I do just that.
And am struck by the most putrid fucking smell ever about halfway down.
Against the very ardent protests of my nostrils, I quicken my pace, practically flying down the stairs.
only to nearly run into a massive pile of bodies, waiting for me right next to the entrance to the large underground ritual room.
I take just a few seconds.
Just a few.
To look at what I'm seeing right now.
A haphazardly made pile of corpses, each with their face contorted and twisted in agony.
The light in their eyes? Long gone. And judging by the state some of these people are in? They've been dead for weeks. Already decaying away.
I see people from all walks of life, young and old, all classes.
But I only recognize one body amongst the multitude.
One Genshirou Saji. Corpse just as cold as the rest. Former holder of the Absorption Line Sacred Gear.
Former, because it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what his corpse lying in a room where the ritual to extract Sacred Gears is means.
My hands cycle through hand seals on instinct, and the next thing I know, a wheel of fire erupts out from behind me.
In the next moment, the corpse pile in front of me ignites into a massive bonfire as the wheel crashes into it.
I clap my hands together, wishing the deceased a safe trip into their afterlife.
And with that, I turn on my heels and quickly leave the now empty ritual room behind.
Canon? What's that? That doesn't exist here anymore.
The idea that the Fallen here were for anyone else besides Issei isn't canon, the only reason they were was because Azazel is a fucking wizard, and figured out Issei had the Boosted Gear.
So what the fuck did I just walk into down there!?
Sacred Gear gathering. Collecting. The purpose of this cell has changed, if not by Azazel's order, then by Ray Ray herself.
For some reason, despite me having done nothing to influence the canon, shit flew off the rails anyway.
If I had known, I'd have killed everyone here a month ago and burned this place to the ground.
But now they're gone, and I don't know where.
As I step back into the Church proper, I promptly still.
Around a dozen or so life forces enter my range, all at around the same time.
They're all weak. Pathetically so. Sans one, but not by much more.
Stray Exorcists, perhaps? Here to clean up their mess downstairs?
You know. I was about to make a joke about how it's so like Ray Ray's group to leave such evidence in a squeaky clean room
But thinking about it, she more than likely saw such a thing as beneath her to do or some stupid shit, so sent some grunts after the fact to clean it up.
As much as I want to kill them all the moment they step foot in the Church proper, I need more information right now.
So, instead, I jump up high, touching my hand to the ceiling and sticking myself there with a bit of chakra.
And now I wait.
Thankfully, it didn't take long.
"Ayo! Did these shitty old doors finally decide to give up or what!?" a shrill, preachy boyish voice screams out from just outside, "Any one of you baby fuckers do it!? Eh? Was it you? Or you?"
I hear mutterings of denial from several people and, "No, Father Freed"
"Well fuck! I wanted to do it!" he eventually whines out.
Ugghhjust my luck, huh?
Several stray exorcists file in shortly after, with a pouting Freed close behind them.
"Alright, alright, let's get this shit over with," Freed mumbles out, "you lot go down and clean up the mess downstairs! While I" he slowly looks around the Church, "eh. I don't know. Maybe touch grass or something!"
All the exorcists glare at him.
"Eh?" he raises an eyebrow, "Sorry, I don't recall stuttering, get a move on little timmys! Or else I might need a training dummy or several when we get home, eh? Eh!?" they all quickly start shuffling downstairs, he throws his arms up, "Oh come on, no takers!? Maaannyou're all such pussies!" he pauses briefly, then chuckles maniacally, "What about you, spiderman on the ceiling?"
Ho? Don't tell me. The one guy to look up at the ceiling is Freed of all people.
I stop sticking to the ceiling, falling easily back to the floor some distance away from a maniacally grinning Freed, who eyes me without a care in the world.
"Now, who might you be, little peter? Hmm? You know it's rude to listen in on other people's conversations, or attempt to hide incriminating evidence!" he whips out his oversized gun and light sword, "So, for that, ima have to punish you like all good priests of the Vatican punish naughty little boys! With a good old spanking! Heeheehe"
"You like to talk a lot, huh." I interrupt to state.
"Eh?" Freed tilts his head, "Well fuck you too weeaboo!"
I'm sorry. What.
"Weeaboo!?"
"Yeah!" he smirks, "After all, what else could the overcompensating sword strapped to your back mean!?"
"That I can very easily cut you down even shorter than you already are?" I fire back.
"Agh!?" he grasps his chest tightly as if wounded, "Hey! It's not my fault my momma was a test tube! We can't all get big, thick test tubes to grow in, alright!?"
I snort, "Joy. I got the runt of the litter then, huh?"
"Tch! You!" he points his gun at me and narrows his eyes, "What the hell even are you, eh? You're not a dirty Devil, but you sure as shit ain't human either!" his eyes wander to my sword, "Hmmcould you bea Pagan?"
"Close enough," I hum, "but, considering what you are, you really shouldn't try talking shit."
"Oho?" a grin splits across his face, "So the majesty of the great, Devil slaying, pagan fucking, rogue Exorcist Freed Sellzen has reached the ears of you people here in this backwater country, eh? Tell me, Pagan, why should I give a fuck what you say when I'm about to chop you up into itty bits and eat ya!?"
"Damn, you do talk too much." I sigh, then start walking toward him.
My eyes shift, gaining a second swirling pupil.
"Oi! The fuck you thinkyou'reyou'rehuh..?" he slowly trails off, dazed, his eyes flickering and dulling with a second pupil much like myself.
With a few more steps, I'm right in front of him, my hand on his forehead.
He drops his weapons to the ground with a dull thud as he stares off into nothing.
Genjutsu entrapment is successful. He's human, and already a tad bit coo-coo for cocoa puffs, so there's no chance in hell he can shake off the Holy Spirit Power I just shoved into his brain.
Although, using the Hypnosis Eye for genuine hypnosis feels weird, not gonna lie.
"Alright," I start, "let's make this quick before your buddies come running back. Where are you and your friends located now?"
"Hmmwarehouse" he says, dreamily, almost giddy, "big abandoned warehouse."
Well. That'ssomething.
"Why did you all move?" I ask next.
"Something somethingritual" he replies.
I blink. He wasn't paying attention completely when they were told why exactly they moved. Of course, he wasn't. This is Freed after all.
With a scowl, I rack my brain for what to ask next, only for the echoing of rapidly approaching footsteps coming from the hole to cut off my train of thought.
Fuck.
"Father Freed, Father Freed!" one of them calls as they rush out into the light, "The bodies, they're!" he cuts himself off, of course, once he sees me and Freed.
They all stop and just stare at us.
I hum, finally thinking of what to ask Freed next. "Do any of these guys know anything more than you?"
Freed almost barks a laugh, "Noheheven lowerjust mobs."
Nice.
And with that, I grab Freed's head with both hands and snap his neck.
His body falls to the floor with an unceremonious thump, the extras gaping in disbelief all the while.
Yeah, sorry Freed, and just to make doubly sure you don't come back within the next few months, I'm gonna burn your body to ash.
After I take care of the extras.
"Kill him!" one of the exorcists calls, but I'm already moving.
Hinokami Kagura.
As I draw my sword, crimson flames swirl into existence around the blade.
Sun Halo Dragon
Several bullets whiz past my speeding form, then I am upon them.
Head Dance.
Several heads for several slashes, and in moments, their bodies join their heads on the floor.
Right alongside Freed.
I huff as I sheath my sword, "About what I expected for a bunch of mobs."
With that said, I turn and walk out of the Church.
But not before fire wheeling all the bodies to ash, of course.
I also offer no prayer, at least for Freed, I'm not sure about the rest, but I'm not in a particularly good mood, so off in silence they all go.
As I step back into the morning sunlight, I realize something.
Canon is well and truly fucked. No longer can I operate on the assumption that things will go a certain way.
I can't presume to be able to react anymore, I need to be proactive.
With a clap of my hand, I suddenly release all the shadow clones that I have out and about. I need their information, just to make sure
My three at school suddenly popped, and although one was in the middle of class, it was fine. Rias is in the same class, she'll mind-wipe everyone there.
No, you know what the real problem is?
Issei didn't show up to school this morning.
Son of a bitch!
~ A New Sun ~
Raynare was on top of the world.
Seriously, everything is going perfectly!
This mission she and her team had been sent on by Lord Azazel? A piece of cake! Hell, she even went far above and beyond the call of duty!
Thinking back on it all, truly, if her Father still cared about her, she might even think it was a blessing from Him!
This simple little check-and-smash mission swung wildly into a collection mission that stands to massively boost the power of the Grigori in Japan by several folds!
And that's even with one of the stronger Grigori cells in Japan getting smitten out of existence all those years ago, massively weakening the Grigori's presence and power in the area!
Seriously, who would've thought a single town held so many Sacred Gear wielders?
Sure, most are 'common' types, but some? Like the last Vritra Gear?
She knows that will make her Lord a very happy camper! After all, he's been trying to find and collect that piece for a while!
And none of that includes what their original mission was for
Ah. Speaking of!
Raynare turned to the door, sensing the arrival of her subordinates just as they walked in.
The tall buxom blue-haired one, Kalawarna, threw the target of their original mission onto the floor in front of her.
A knocked out cold, brown-haired school boy.
Whose nose wasbleeding profusely, for some reason? Though it didn't look broken?
Raynare raised an eyebrow at her, to which Kalawarna shrugged.
"I led him away from his walk to school with my tits," she huffed annoyed, "pulled him right into my cleavage when we got somewhere private, his nose exploded. Was afraid the kid would bleed out before we got here."
Mittelt, the blonde loli snorted, "Almost wished he did. There's no way in hell someone like him is who we could be looking for."
The only male fallen in the group, Dohnaseek, huffed disappointedly and straightened his fedora, "I concur," he agrees, "the boy possesses no magical potential, is weaker than your average human, doesn't appear to possess any noteworthy talents or skills" he trailed off.
"Truly, I think Lord Azazel may be mistaken with this one." he finishes solemnly.
Raynare looks at the fedora-wearing Fallen with narrow eyes, then back at the boy, with a sigh, she picks him up by the back of his shirt. "You shouldn't doubt Lord Azazel so quickly, Dohnaseek." she retorts, dragging the boy to the center of the massive ritual circle in the center of the warehouse. "Regardless, the ritual continues."
"Of course, Raynare." Dohnaseek tentatively agreed. Likely for the same reason Kalawarna nodded, Raynare thought, and Mittelt groaned.
"Ugghh" the blonde loli whined, "all that work moving everything over to a bigger space, drawing with chalk for days, and he might not even be the real deal!?" she crossed her arms and pouted, "Lame. Waste of fucking time!"
Raynare grimaced, "Let's just get this over with, hmm? Then we can return home as heroes."
She smiled viciously, "Besides? Worst case scenario? He turns to paste and a blood smear, Sacred Gear or not, our tracks are covered!" and with that lovely image, she dropped the boy into the middle of the circle.
Mittelt perked up, "Speaking of covering our tracks, has Freed and his cleanup crew gotten back yet?" she asked tentatively, "I'd rather not leave that dog off his leash too long, he might expose us to the Devils, or do some other stupid shit!"
Before Kalawarna could respond, Raynare called out, "Who cares about Freed? We'll go pick him up after the ritual! Well?" she barked out, "Take your positions!"
"Ugghh" Mittelt groaned, but complied regardless, walking to one side of the ritual circle.
Dohnaseek did the same, stoically, while Kalawarna huffed and took her place.
Once each Fallen took a spot in each cardinal direction on the circle, Raynare raised her arms almost reverently and began chanting.
A language by which no human could understand, Enochian, the Language of Angels.
Soon, the ritual circle lit up, and as it did each Fallen mirrored Raynare, the light building and building, collecting around the center where the boy lay still.
The light ballooned around him, forming a small cylinder around him that, once it touched him
Forced his eyes open wide, and screamed in sheer undiluted liquid agony.
Luckily before he could even think to escape, golden chains came up from the circle shortly after, wrapping him up and pinning him tight to the ground against the circle.
It still didn't stop the screaming, unfortunately.
"AAAGH!" the boy hollered, his mouth and jaw straining to open wide enough to let him scream as loud as possible.
Fortunately, Raynare has gotten used to the noise, what with how many times she's had to do this.
Still, it's shocking he hasn't
"PLEASE! STOP! IT HUURRTTSS!"
Ah. There's the begging.
Slowly but surely, flickers of green bubbly light begin to evaporate off the boy.
With each bubble, each bib, the giddy-ness in Raynare increases.
The boy hasn't exploded! It's working! He has a Longinus!
She just wishes he would stop screaming like a bitch.
"AGHHH!" somehow, in fact, they get worse, "PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THISS! UGHH!"
The green bubbles of power begin coming off him more and more frequently, mixed in with a tinge of red.
So, so close!
"IFUCKYOUUBASSTAARDSSS!" the boy growled and snarled with anguish, "YOU! ALL! IIII.!"
The bubbles condense and explode into a violent red and green aura.
The cylinder of light flickered, as all four Fallen are tossed to the ground, their chanting halting.
Only for a new one to take its place.
"Iwho am about to awaken!"
'It started.' 'Looks like it's going to start!'
But not from them. The boy.
"Am the Heavenly Dragon who has stolen the Principles of Domination from God."
'It was always like this, no matter what.' 'That's not right, it was like this every time!'
The chains shatter. The boy floats there, growing, changing, shifting. Red armor with green jewels forming across his body like a second flesh.
Boosted Gear.
"I laugh at the 'infinite', and I fret over the 'dream'."
'The one the World seeks' 'The one the World rejects'
"Kill him! NOW!" Raynare calls, voice hoarse with sheer fear. At once, the Fallen all hurriedly and desperately throw light spears at the boy.
"I shall become the Red Dragon of Domination."
'It was always power.' 'It was always love.'
The aura devours the light spears. It grows, devouring the pillar of light, the ritual circle
"And I shall sink you to the depths of crimson purgatory!"
'You guys choose destruction, no matter how many times!'
"RUN! ITS"
The Fallen.
And all of Kuoh Town shook, as the jewels upon the armor announced as one.
["JUGGERNAUT DRIVE"]
You know, I thought I was going to have to hurry up and start searching for Issei right away.
Then the town started to shake like an earthquake was hitting it.
Not long after, the warehouse district exploded.
And at its center? A bright pillar of pulsing red and green touching the sky.
I stood, ramrod still as an aura washed over my entire body, sending it shivering and sweating.
Issei went Juggernaut Drive when they tried to take his Sacred Gear, didn't he?
Those fucking idiots.
"Ahwell, fuck." I huff out through gritted teeth.
And yet, slowly, a grin starts etching its way across my face regardless.
I need to hurry. The town won't last much longer if I don't give him something to focus on!
My hand rests upon the hilt of my sword.
And several things happen at once.
I breathe and kick off into the sky. Both my halos burst forth into existence before I blast off, flying right in the direction of the pillar.
My ki explodes out, a dark golden mist wrapping around me to form a rudimentary touki.
And I get faster.
Molten fire suffused my face, my veins, my muscles, and my blood as my Mark activated and roared to life.
And I get faster.
Chakra swirls around my network almost immediately as it gets molded, suffusing my being internally as my ki does externally.
And I get faster!
Air snaps as I draw my now crimson-bladed sword.
Hinokami Kagura
Fire whirls around my blade.
Shooting like a comet, I fly straight down into the pillar of draconic aura, cutting through it all with a whirl of flame.
Sunflower Thrust.
Straight to the red dragon in the center.
"AUGGHHH!" He roars as my blade stabs straight into his chest, barely piercing the strange metallic-like flesh perhaps only a few inches deep.
But I heave with all my strength, picking up the raging dragon by the tip of my blade and pushing him back, carrying him my momentum and speed away from this district.
And hopefully, out of town entirely.
The dragon growls and snarls, looking down at me, his mouth opening to reveal a bright bloody red mass of aura ready to fire.
I smile, "Aww, for me?" My eyes spin as they activate, "You shouldn't have!"
I drop him off my sword and barely have time to twist and dodge out of the way as a beam of crimson red fires from his mouth.
It hits the ground behind me, annihilating it, before exploding out and creating a mini ravine that erupts with aura.
I grimace, looking around quickly to find that we are still in the now very ruined warehouse district.
But we're close, very close, to the edge of town.
It'll have to do!
I eye the dragon as it turns to me, and fires another blast of red aura with an animalistic roar.
My eyes widen at the sheer speed, but I raise my blade in time nonetheless and breathe.
Radiant Scorching Sun.
I spiral into the air, whilst slashing upwards in a circle, combining both Beneficent Radiance and Rising Scorching Sun to cut the aura shot in half and send it twisting into the air.
Where it detonated, bathing the sky in violent red fireworks.
I shakily land back on my feet, clicking my tongue and steading myself once more.
That single shot of aura? Felt like cutting through some sort of diamond silk.
Dodging it is then!
I kick up into the air, just as the dragon begins changing up another blast.
Fake Rainbow.
Which is promptly used to annihilate the afterimage that took my place.
That singular afterimage has its place taken by dozens more, all flying around the dragon and fading in and out rapidly.
"GuhGrahAGHH!" The dragon looks around quickly, before just deciding to rapidly fire off lasers into the sky every which way.
I grimace, watching my afterimages getting blasted left, right, and center.
But, at least like this? None of his attacks will hit the town, instead, they merely light up the sky.
I'm under no delusion that I can kill him by myself.
Even my one attack from earlier, that piercing strike with loads of speed and momentum to build up to it?
Barely did anything.
And I can see what little damage I did already healing, bubbling with aura as the metallic flesh restores itself.
Really, the only reason I can fight him right now is because this is an Issei who's not even a Devil.
No training, no Pawn Pieces to boost his non-existent base power, nothing.
All of this is Juggernaut Drive, all of Ddraig's original power. And a mere fraction of it at that.
Wild, absolutely insane.
Even when Rias and Sona's Peerages get here, I don't think we'll be able to put him down.
We may well have to wait for his life force to run out!
Or, maybe, since he's rather mindless right now, I can try this.
I suddenly appear in front of the red dragon, just after he blasts apart another afterimage.
He turns, and when our eyes meet, mine spins.
"Go. To. Sleep." I command, opening the floodgates of my Holy Spirit Power to bury his mind and force it upon him.
For a second, the red dragon falters, staggering under the pressure of my aura, and the sudden weight on his mind.
Then I hearwhispers?
Voices.
A cacophony of voices.
I blink, as all around me hooded and cloaked figures scream and shout and roar.
Old, young, men and women.
I couldn't make out any words. Just their sheer hatred.
Their loathing, their contempt for life, purely focused on me.
The world darkens, and the voices and people are suddenly consumed in violent crimson fire.
But they never stop screaming, frothing with rage. Never.
From the flames, a red beast rears its head up, emerald eyes looking down into mine with contempt.
A Red Dragon. The Red Dragon Emperor.
"Think you might have pushed a tad far, aye, Godling?" The dragon, Ddraig, says over the screams and fire, melancholic, "You can't save him, boy. He's gone, long gone."
I clench my fists tightly, and refuse to meet his gaze, "Sorry." I mutter quietly.
The dragon snorts, "Don't be. It's not your fault." he says chidingly, then sighs, "I'm used to it ending like this, anyways."
Please don't say that. I'm trying hard not to think about that right now.
"Dodge." He adds all of a sudden.
"Huh?" I blink.
"I said dodge, brat!" He roars indignantly.
And suddenly, I snap into the real world.
My Holy Spirit Power is crushed, tossed from his mind, and violently batted to the side.
And a bloody red glow is rapidly approaching me.
Even with my eyes, I could barely see it move, I couldn't even move myself!
Aura like liquid red diamond slams into my body and explodes.
My body is sent flying from the blast, unable to feel anything sans the fizzles and buzzes all over, as I ragdoll through the air and crash into the ground with a thunderous thud.
Before my body hits the ground, I'm already cycling Holy Spirit Power through my body.
Boosting my native healing factor to mend my newly acquired broken bones, seared and broken skin, torn muscles, and other comparatively minor injuries.
All from that from one blast striking true.
The fuck.
My touki snapped like a loose twig in front of the blast, but without it bracing my body, I might have just gotten my limbs blown clean off as well!
Regardless, moments after I hit the ground, I spring back to my feet, skin red and revealed by my lack of yukata, but still alive.
Very much alive, judging by my smile being so wide it physically hurts.
Well, fizzles lightly, but you get it.
You know, I really shouldn't be so into this fight after nearly getting my arms and legs blown offbut
Fuck it.
I can't help it.
My touki explodes out, weakly enveloping me once more as I eye the dragon who thought that blast killed me.
I could tell, because of the way its attention focused on me as soon as I stood up.
He roared, but rather than try to blast me with more aura as I expected, it charged, claws and teeth spread.
I take my stance and breathe.
Fire reignites around my blade, around my body, suffusing my aura with raging flames.
"Test me, Red Dragon Emperor!" I call, before launching myself straight at him.
"GUOOOOOH!" The dragon roared in ferocious response.
Heaven knows I'll need the experience, for the hell that's about to come after this battle!
~ A New Sun ~
Rias surely wasn't expecting the new student in her class, one Noriaki Kusanagi, to straight up poof in the middle of class.
She most definitely didn't see the town starting to shake soon afterward, followed by a pressure slamming down upon every one that even made the normal humans afraid.
Deciding that dealing with all of that later and figuring out what the hell was going on was more important, she put the entire school to sleep with ease before gathering up her Peerage and heading out.
To findwell.
"Oh my" her Queen, Akeno Himejima gaped at the image before them, "Rias, this is" she trailed off, struggling to find the proper words to use.
Behind her, her Rook Koneko, clenched her fists tightly, body tense and face twitching.
Besides Koneko, her Knight Yuuto had a much more calm yet clearly focused look on his face, hand at his side ready to use his Sacred Gear at any moment.
Meanwhile, Rias just bit her lip, trying to figure out how exactly to deal with this.
Before them, Noriaki Kusanagi was fighting the actual Red Dragon Emperor, who's currently raging out in Juggernaut Drive.
He wasn't winning, that's for sure.
But he wasn't losing either, thankfully.
"He's stalling for time," Yuuto suddenly said, eyes glued onto the battle, "that I'm sure of. He's dancing around him, literally." He notes.
His fighting style does resemble a dance, doesn't it?
"President." Koneko suddenly spoke up, her voice hard.
Rias turns to look at her due to her tone and grimaces at the frown she's projecting down at the battle.
She didn't need to say anything more, Rias knew what she wanted.
She knows Koneko holds something of a spot for Noriaki, her client of a month or so.
Even before today, she was aware of him being a part of the Supernatural, Koneko told her as much, but as her adorable little Rook seemed to like the young man Rias never felt much need to personally talk with him.
Even still
Rias turned back to the scene in front of her and crossed her arms under her chest, her eyes dead set on the two fighters.
"We won't let him fight alone." She declared resolutely, prompting her Peerage to look at her.
Realistically, even if they all fought together, they wouldn't be able to bring the Red Dragon Emperor down.
All they can do is weaken and tire him out faster so he'll die due to running out of life force.
"What's the plan then, Rias?" Akeno asked patiently.
Watching Noriaki go, she started to think.
She watched as he deflected several raging claw strikes, and slid under the dragon's body as it tried to bite him in half, flip over, and parry a tail strike.
Rinse and repeat, all in a circle, all in a flowing dance, never getting out of the beast's personal space.
Seeing the two's physical prowess, she came to a decision almost immediately.
"Koneko. Yuuto." She called out, prompting the two to nod, "I want you two to pepper the field with traps, Yuuto, using your Sword Birth, and Koneko to set them off."
"President." Koneko immediately stresses in objection, prompting Rias to glare right back at her.
"Koneko, those two are far too strong and fast for you two right now," Rias explains, "please, just for right now, focus on support, okay?"
Koneko glared right back, but didn't abject further, rather she looked away and huffed through gritted teeth.
Rias' heart throbbed a bit with pain for her little Rook, for having to tell her off like that.
She gets why she wants to go down there, really, but it's just too dangerous right now for them.
Both her Knight and Rook lack ranged attacks, it's better this way.
Yuuto grimaces, but nods regardless, seemingly having already figured that much out himself.
Having settled that, Rias turns to Akeno, "Akeno, when an opportunity presents itself, you and I are going to open fire right on top of that dragon to give Noriaki-san some breathing room." She declares, "Hold nothing back."
Akeno giggles at this, flying up higher as she does for a better vantage point, "As you command~! How will we know when to start?"
Rias frowns slightly, racking her brain for a moment.
Noriaki is too close for them to unleash their Demonic Powers, so
A moment will have to be created, first. And there's only one person who can do that right now!
Thinking quickly, Rias summons a devil magic circle and makes it glow brightly as she holds it up.
Just as Noriaki himself is flipping over the dragon, she can see it, the moment his eyes flicker up and sees them.
He
Hold on a moment.
Are those Sharingan!?
Why does Noriaki have Sharingan!? How? Where? What!?
She momentarily falters but regains herself when she sees the way he smirks at them.
Internally huffing, she decides to shelve that as a conversation for later.
Needless to say, she's regretting not talking to him before!
Koneko never mentioned this before, either!
why does she suddenly feel a very smug smirk being aimed at her back by her Rook right now?
Before she can turn and confirm her gut feeling, Noriaki lands, before leaping up high.
Her eyes widened.
"Akeno!" She calls urgently, red demonic magic circles erupting into existence around her hands.
Her Queen merely giggles, and raises her now electrical sparking hand, causing a bright yellow devil magic circle to roar into the sky above.
Koneko and Yuuto drop behind them to the ground suddenly, as three separate things happen.
Thunder builds and bellows from above.
Noriaki's blade and entire body ignites with crimson fire as he spins.
Around her hands, pitch black and lashing out to destroy all creation, her power surges forth.
"Resound, Thunder." Akeno intoned diabolically.
And the gathering lightning dropped like a hammer.
"Summer Sun, Burning Scarlet Mountain." Noriaki called breathlessly.
He slashes, arching and spinning as he moves, creating a spiraling growing arc of flames that wraps around the dragon.
Meanwhile, she throws her arms forward with a shout, blasting forth her destructive power in something like a beam.
Internally, she laments, because she doesn't have a cool named attack or callout.
But really, later!
All three attacks converged on the dragon, who took too long trying to figure out what to do about all the sudden attacks coming its way.
As a result, its form is suddenly engulfed in a cacophony of flames, lightning, and black destructive power.
"GGUOOOHHH!" The resulting roar the dragon gives out as the pillar of powers explodes atop it halts even Akeno's sadistic giggling for a moment.
Hell, it even gives her pause for a moment, causing her to shiver slightly.
He soundslike he's in pain?
"Nice of you all to show up." A new, slightly tired voice draws her from her mind.
Turning towards the source, she finds Noriaki there, having floated up to them with two actual halos at his back.
He waves at her, half-heartedly.
Rias chuckles right back, "Sorry we took so long, Kusanagi-kun. Are you holding up okay?" She asks, noting his, well.
Lack of clothes. And very red skin.
"Yup!" He replied with a wry smile, "Managed to keep my boxers and my limbs, so I can keep going!"
Rias felt more than a little concerned, hearing that part about his limbs.
"Well, okay?" She replied wearily, not entirely sure how to respond to that.
Only, before she could think of something more, both their attentions were snapped away, as a growing growl reverberated from the ground below.
The dust cloud clotting the view of the red dragon's form below falls, revealing a worse-for-wear dragon underneath.
Across his metallic flesh, spider web cracks lay, barely skin deep and smoldering.
Superficial wounds. They could see them already healing as aura bubbled into them. They barely did anything.
And that was putting everything into an attack!
Rias clicked her tongue in annoyance, and her Queen frowned, hand twitching with more lightning.
Noriaki didn't seem surprised, rather, he sighed, slowly floating before the two girls.
"Yeah, that makes sense," He voices her earlier thoughts, "I don't believe he can last much longer though, we can do this!" and he smiles, not entirely unlike Akeno's smile when she does herthing.
Although Rias gets a distinct feeling this smile is a different kind of bloodthirsty.
"Hmm, although" Noriaki adds thoughtfully, "Where is Sitri and her Peerage?" he asks, "Thought they'd come with you, but I don't see them anywhere?"
"Ah, they did." Rias confirms, "They're setting up a perimeter around the battle and are going to place a barrier up to protect the town."
The moment she said that Noriaki froze, before slowly turning to her with wide almost enraged eyes.
"She fucking what!?" he hissed, prompting her to flinch slightly. "She decided to leave the one person that could deflect his attacks back at him to deal some real damage out of the fucking fight!?"
Huh. You know. She didn't really think of it like that.
Just as he says this, the world around them begins to shift slightly, as a crystalline sheet starts to spread up and around the area they're in, beginning to form a dome.
The dragon looks up at them but has its eyes drawn to look around at the dome as it climbs higher and higher into the sky.
He snarls. Seeing all the enemies, seeing the attempt to trap it.
The dragon's gems erupt with a blinding bright light as they all begin to announce
[BOOST!]
A bloody red aura explodes around the dragon.
Everyone pales.
"Hehasn't done that yet" Noriaki mutters, only causing Rias to pale more.
[BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!]
The dragon continues, its chest opening up, and aimed towards the sky.
At them and the barrier.
[LONGINUS SMASHER]
"To the ground! Now!" Noriaki shouts, as suddenly grabs her!
Just as a bright bloody red beam coated in green thunder blasted forth from its chest, easily the width of a building, and soared into the sky so fast she could barely see it as a bright blur.
It blasted through the barrier, shearing it apart like it was made of paper, before climbing ever higher and turning the blue sky sparking and flickering with red and green.
Even being nowhere near the beam of energy, the shockwaves it sent out caked and cracked the ground in kind.
Rias, although she didn't even realize it until it was over, was holding onto Noriaki for dear life, trembling slightly at the sheer force of that single attack.
Akeno, who was much further away from them, actually used her Knight Pieces speed for once to get out of dodge.
Luckily she did.
"You okay?" His voice broke through the haze of her mind and made her look at him, at the three pupils in his eyes, as he looked down at her in concern.
She nodded slowly, knowing if she said anything, it would just be about his eyes. And now is really not the time!
"Good!" He smiles, a non-bloodthirsty smile, "Because this fight ain't over, and I'm not keeling over until I maim a certain Sitri, and fuck her Knight and Pawn!" he states casually and far too happily.
Rias blinked.
Now she has several questions.
But first!
Her eyes widen looking behind him, "Kusanagi-kun!" she suddenly called out.
Noriaki whirled on the spot, forming a sign with his hand as he moved.
There the red dragon was flying towards them, having grown red bone-like wings encrusted with jewels all over it from its back.
It growled and snarled, holding its claws out on either side of its body, ready to strike.
Fortunately, they both had an answer for that.
Rias held out her hand, her power gathering haphazardly and crackling as it burst into existence in front of her palm.
Noiriaki breathed deeply, leaning back before suddenly dipping back forwards, and breathing out.
As one, a beam of raw destruction blasted forth from her palm, as a gout of crimson flame from his mouth turned into a cascade.
The two powers slammed into the advancing dragon, who raised his wings to block the brunt of the attack and continued pushing forward through it all, barely even slowing down his advance!
Lightning crashed down upon its frame from above, prompting little more than a primal grunt as it barrels on through, shrugging it off just as well.
"Damn it!" Noriaki curses as he finally reaches them, blowing through their combined attack completely.
He drops her quickly, kicking her away from them as he grabs his sword and just barely blocks his claws from running him through.
Rias sits up, her eyes widening rapidly as she watches Noriaki get barreled down upon hard.
The dragon begins a pure all out assault of claw slashes that Noriaki is barely able to dance through!
Thinking fast, she calls out, "Koneko! Castling!"
A magic circle quickly spiraled into existence beneath her, promptly flashing, trading places with her Rook.
Rias appeared overhead of the battlefield, where Koneko was seemingly watching for a time to trigger their trap, or so she guessed.
So, Rias decided to give it to her!
Koneko understood exactly what she needed to do the moment she got there.
"Senpai!" She called, raising her fist, "His wings!"
Noriaki blinked and looked closely.
Seeing the wings the dragon just used to block their attacks filled with cracks and splinters, he took the chance with a grin.
A dark golden aura exploded out around him as he slipped past the dragon's claws with a jump, getting gashes on either side for effort, but that didn't appear to deter him.
Just as he reaches the apex of his leap, his blade ignites with whirling crimson fire, and he lashes out with two raging strikes, one for each wing.
This time, with as thin and damaged as those wings are, his blade completes its cuts.
"GUAAAGHHH!" The dragon roars in outrage as its severed wings hit the ground.
Quickly, he opens his maw, and goes to bite down on Noriaki, finally finishing him off.
Only to find itself tumbling back, as the ground beneath him shatters.
With Koneko's fist now buried into the ground, she triggers their very rudimentary trap, and the dragon falls into a pit of demon swords jutting out from the walls and ground.
"GUHH!? GRAAAHH! GOOOHHH!" Konenko winces slightly, hearing his near desperate roaring and raving as he tries to cling onto the swords to stop his fall, but only breaks them under its weight.
More importantly, however
"Senpai!" Koneko rushes over to the downed form of Noriaki, just as Rias gets back to them, having flown down as soon as the trap was sprung.
Noriaki lay there on his side, clutching the wounds on one of his sides, breathing heavily and deeply, but still controlled.
Shockingly, as the two girls found, he wasn't bleeding in the slightest, but the wounds still looked pretty deep
Before the two could even begin fussing over him, he held out a hand to them and waved them off, "I'll be fine!" He exclaims with a heave, "I heal real fast, you know that Koneko-chan, don't worry, see?"
The three looked at his wounds.
His wounds began receding, at a remarkable pace!
Then nearly halted entirely.
Albeit they did continue to heal, just fairly slowly, not exactly fast.
Noriaki lowered his head suddenly, "Ah. Never mind, ran out of juice." He said solemnly.
And promptly got batted over the head by Koneko.
"Stupid. Know your limits, Senpai." She chided him coldly, glaring down at him.
"I know, I know!" He waved his hands and sighed, "But Ithink I have an idea to fix myself up and put down the dragon for good."
Koneko raises an eyebrow, "You're going to do something stupid, aren't you?"
Noriaki merely smiled widely back, "You betcha."
As much as Rias would love to tease these two over their antics, they've got bigger trouble to deal with right now.
Rias grabs both of them, pulling them away from the pit as the ground around it begins to shake violently.
"As much as I don't think it's a good idea what with the state you're in, Kusanagi-kun," Rias voices her thoughts solemnly, "I can't think of anything else to do now. Will you be safe, doingwhatever it is you plan on doing now?" She asks, slightly afraid.
She really doesn't want to have to knock him out and take him away to safety for Koneko's sake if he's planning on hurting himself here.
He shrugs, "Worst case scenario? Nothing happens, and I'm" He sighs, reluctantly, "out of the fight, I guess."
Okay, that makes her feel better.
The ground cracks and shatters next to the pit, and a clawed red hand soon bursts forth from it.
Nevermind!
"Hedug out? So soon?" Koneko intoned, bewildered.
Noriaki closes his eyes, "Alright, doing it now! Let's see how this goes!"
"GUOOOHH!" The dragon roars in rage as it charges down towards them.
~ A New Sun ~
I didn't really start thinking about it until recently, but
Why don't I get stronger during the day?
I mean thinking about it? I should.
Even Devils get a burst of energy during the night, all Devils.
And it's no shocker that God's are more powerful within their domain.
So then what gives for me? Beyond that nice feeling sunlight grants me, it does little to nothing else.
This brings me to a thought I had. Like just now.
What if I absorbed the sunlight like the world's most handsome plant?
What could go wrong? Already got a raging dragon running us down, literally nothing could get worse at this point.
I opened my eyes, looking towards the morning sun as it climbed ever higher into the sky.
Like so long ago, I grasp onto that nice feeling that I first felt so long ago.
But instead of just holding it, memorizing its touch, and finding my own sunI take it in.
And then some more. And some more. More.
It's like the reverse floodgates open.
I gasp, stifling a breath as my sun explodes in my chest, reinvigorated, greedily sucking up the sunlight like a parched man in a desert.
A molten gold aura wraps around my being, and I sink slightly into the ground as the rock beneath my feet melts.
Vaguely, in the corner of my scenes, I hear the girls around me yelp and quickly back away.
No matter.
This feelingis so, so, nice.
I breathe, and energy ripples and thrums across my tired body.
My chakra and ki are gone but with this? I can keep restoring my Holy Spirit Power, at least.
Hahaha! Why haven't I thought of doing this before!?
This isI feelso right.
As the dragon finally reaches us, or rather me, I take up my now golden-bladed sword, and slash once, into the claws that lash out for me.
And cutting the animal's sharp metal tongs from its hands.
"GUUUOOHHH!?" The dragon reels back at the loss of his claws, and I slowly rise.
Smiling, laughing with glee.
I look upon the wretched beast that has run quickly out of its usefulness, and grin.
"S-Senpai?" I hear a girl's voice behind me. A weak, terrified girl's voice.
But I promptly ignored it. After all
"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am The Honored One." I declare to the world.
I am Akaruihiruotoko. He of the Bright Midday Sun.
"And you, dragon" I point a finger at it, "Have outstripped your welcome."
~ A New Sun ~
Rias feels like she's been saying this a lot, but she doesn't really know what's happening now.
All of a sudden, Noriaki began glowing, thrumming with heat, and coated in Holy Spirit Power from head to toe.
His hair changed color, gaining purple highlights in the sunlight, and his pupils and marks around his face started glowing golden.
And hedoesn't sound like himself anymore.
Judging by the way Koneko is staring at his back, he isn't acting like himself either.
Rias takes Koneko's shoulders, and gently pulls her back, further away from them, "Koneko, come on, we need to get away from here!"
Koneko flinched at her touch, and tried to resist being pulled, "But, S-Senpai, he!"
"He'll be fine, Koneko, please!" A wave of heat washes over them, and Koneko trembles as she stares at him, before falling back into Rias' arms herself, and letting herself be pulled away to a safe distance away.
Noriaki just stood there, a smirk on his face as the dragon recklessly charged straight for him.
"You know, I have to wonder." He muses out loud, jumping back to dodge the dragon's diving maw, "Why haven't you shot any blasts at us to finish us off after your Longinus Smasher? You could have easily done so multiple times."
The dragon's tail lashes out, and Noriaki casually knocks it away.
"Or, could it beyou can't? No" He smiles maliciously, now so much more like her Queen it makes her shiver, "You won't. You're trying to save energy, aren't you?"
The dragon snarls as aura bubbles around its hands, its claws quickly regrowing.
"Don't worry," He intones, raising his swordit engulfs itself in crimson fire, "I'll make sure to take your head before you run out, then." His grip tightens, and the fire around his blade crackles with light, before fusing and bursting into deep golden flames!
The dragon seemed to object to that.
[BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!]
Noriaki didn't seem to care, giving an even wider smile in reply.
The dragon's aura engulfed his body as he rushed forward, swinging wildly like a trapped caged animal.
Noriaki deflected his claw swipes with his flaming blade, each swipe turning the dragon's claws into molten crimson slag due to the sheer force and flames behind each strike.
Only for his aura to restore them, and the dragon to continue.
Rias hasn't seen Noriaki fight for long. But the way he swiped back at the claws, using pure force rather than dancing around his attack, it just feltwrong.
Noriaki clicked his tongue in annoyance, his body vanishing into a blur that the next claw swipe cleaves through, leaving nothing but air.
He reappeared at the dragon's side, upside down, already swinging.
"Setting Sun Transformation."
He speaks, as his blade cleaves into the dragon's neck, getting about halfway through it before abruptly stopping.
Golden fire erupted from his neck, but the blade refused to go further.
"Even like this, huh?" He says, seemingly equal parts annoyed and fascinated.
Suddenly, he wrenches his sword from his neck, his halos flashing into existence behind him and he turns.
Cleaving through the dragon's thin tail as it tries to strike him from behind.
"G-GUUHHHGUUUOOO!" The dragon staggers back, growling and heaving aura as its neck restores itself.
"You know, dragon." Noriaki idly muses, "The longer this fight goes on, the stronger and stronger I'll get." He points to the sun, his eyes full of mirth, "And the weaker you get as I deal more damage." He eyes the dragon, in particular, his face? "So let's end this, then. Before this fight becomes a chore."
And with that Noriaki blasts forward, a blur of light and heat.
The dragon's eyes widen, and instinctively, he opens his mouth and starts rapidly firing aura beams.
Each beam is cut through, all the same, being divided in half and diverted around him.
But just before Noriaki reaches him
The dragon's chest suddenly snaps open!
[EXPLOSION!]
All the gems announce as one. His aura explodes around him once more, forming a pillar of energy that reaches the sky.
Noriaki makes it there, in a golden blur, and swings.
Hemisses.
Just barely, he missed his face, he swung for his mouth.
[LONGINUS SMA]
Yet, the dragon's final announcement was suddenly cut off by gurgling metallic static.
As the top part of its head slowly slides off its body, and hits the floor, cut straight across from its mouth.
"Solar Heat Haze." Noriaki intones, as the dragon's body clambers to the floor with the top half of its head.
Looking down at the fresh corpse, everyone stares stunned, except for the victor himself.
Who starts laughing. Loudly, joyously, boisterous!
"You, you! Hahaha! You almost had me there, you tricky bastard! Hahahaha!" He continued to laugh, barely managing to get the words out.
Rias wasn't too sure whether or not to be relieved just yet, but she let out a relieved sigh anyway.
Koneko, however, continued to tremble in her grasp.
"R-Rias!" Rias turned in the direction of her name being called, finding Sonaonly Sonaflying down to her.
"Sona!" Rias called back as she landed next to them, "There you are! What happened after the barrier broke? Are you all okay!?"
It was slightly worrying how they didn't come running after their barrier broke. She actually thought they may have gotten caught in the blast.
Sona grimaced, "The destruction of the barrier sapped everyone's Demonic Power, and knocked us all unconscious. I just woke up, and sent everyone away" She looks around before finally eyeing Noriaki and the corpse, "Is it over?" She asks quietly.
Rias looks towards them as well, "Ithink so?"
Noriaki stops laughing.
Slowly, he looks down at the corpse one final time, before raising his sword and pursing his lips.
Golden fire swirls around the blade, and with a single swing downwards, a column of said fire erupts from his slash, engulfing and consuming his slowly deteriorating body in the flames.
"Not. Enough." Noriaki huffs out.
Guess it's not over then!
He turns, and once he sees Sona, his eyes lock onto her.
"You." He remarks scathingly, voice dripping with sheer fury.
His look alone froze Sona in place like a deer caught in headlights, his tone sent her shivering on the spot.
Rias, as much as she wanted to get up and defend her friend from what she felt was coming, couldn't even muster the courage to move her legs!
"K-Kusanagi-san" Sona tries.
But Noriaki cut her off by having his blade burn brighter with flames while barking out, "Silence. I will hear none of your dumbass excuses! What I will hear, however, is your screams as I"
"Alright, that's enough mister."
He stops, they all stop, and blink at the soft female voice that interrupts him in turns.
Standing there, right next to Noriaki, is suddenly a woman wearing a very elaborate shrine outfit of white, gold, pinks and reds. Long light pink hair ruffled nicely in the wind behind her as she regards them all with a small smile.
Yet, her violet eyes were trained solely on Noriaki himself.
He turns his head slightly to look at her, "Don't you interrupt me ACK!"
He's promptly silenced again as he's slammed down onto his knees by an invisible force, all the woman doing is narrowing her eyes.
But the Devils? They could feel it.
A titanic amount of Holy Spirit Power, purely focused and pressed down on Noriaki.
"You! You!" He grunts out, trying to rise back onto his feet.
The pink-haired woman, meanwhile, just giggles slightly.
"You are some thousands of years too early to try and challenge me with your violent half, Akaruihiruotoko." She chided lightly, "Now, you take a well-deserved nap!"
He growls in response, still trying to rise.
Only for the dull thud of bells ringing to be heard as she smacks him over the back of the head with her Kagura Suzu.
She hits him so hard that he flops straight down, his face impacting the ground with such speed and force that the ground cracks and splinters and craters.
His aura pops off him, his hair fades back to normal, and he finally lets go of his sword.
Now, he's just a very unconscious, almost naked Noriaki, just like that.
The Devils just stared, eyes wide and bewildered.
The woman reaches down, and picks him and his sword up, throwing both over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, before finally turning to the Devils, immediately causing them to tense up.
Only for her to begin with, "Apologies, Heiress of the Gremory and Sitri Clans, our little Noriaki here isn't used to that part of his powers," she pats him on the rear, "not yet, anyway."
Sona, still too shell-shocked at almost getting torched, doesn't respond with the obvious, but Rias manages.
"Whoare you?" She asks, trying very hard to remain stoic in front of obviously a deity.
They just don't know which one.
The woman gives a fox-like smile but doesn't respond.
Instead, it's her Queen, who floats down slowly next to them while staring at the women in awe and fear, "Inari Okami-sama?"
She giggles, "Correct, little Devil, of course it would be you that recognizes me. You do take care of one of my shrines, after all." She walks over, and pats Akeno on the head, prompting her to still at her touch.
Sighing though, Inari backed up, looking at all of them scathingly, "You're all very lucky though, I came as soon as I could when I felt that aura, truly, do none of you have any self-preservation?"
Everyone looks down, ashamed, but Inari just huffs. "Although I suppose it's not my business, is it? It's your brother and sisters, no?"
That prompts both Sona and Rias to perk up.
"They'll be here soon, I think," Inari muses, "when they get here, please tell them not to worry about his mother on this." She smacks Noriaki's rear, "It was him who jumped into this battle, after all."
Sona blinked, "His, mother?"
Inari smiled, "Why, Amaterasu Omikami, of course. Can't you tell?" She points up to the sky, "She's watching us right now."
Of course, neither girl dared look at the sun directly, mostly because they were too busy being in awe, or wishing they had been torched by Holy Spirit Fire.
But both did notice, at least slightly, that the sunlight did feel slightlyharsherthan before.
"Before I go, though" she utters, walking up to them again, this time kneeling to Koneko, and petting her head. "Don't worry, little one," she mutters softly, quietly, "he's still there, that was just another side of him, is all. Okay? I'll make sure he talks to you again soon."
Koneko barely nodded at that, but at least for the moment, she trembled significantly less.
Smiling, Inari stood back up, waving to the Devils as she walked away, "Have fun dealing with your siblings~!" And with the scent of tea and rice in the wind, she suddenly vanishes without a trace.
Leaving the only one to regain her bearings, Rias, to sigh, as the sky fills with several dozen devil magic circles.
The cleanup for all of thisisn't going to be fun, that much Rias knows.
Whack. Whack. Whack.
The dull thud of a paper fan smacking something resounded throughout the Kusanagi Estate.
"Staaahhpp! Please, Inari-chan! I said I was swoorryy!" As were the cries of the said something, who at least in Inari Okami's mind, would forever be deemed 'useless goddess' from here on out.
Inari sighed, retracting her fan back to her face, glaring daggers down upon the Revelry Goddess turned maid as she kneeled next to her seat.
Truly, it's a wonder Noriaki hasn't lost his mind dealing with this one.
Though, judging by his actions when the Boosted Gear user went Juggernaut Drive, perhaps he too also has a few screws loose.
Wouldn't surprise her, considering his parents and 'caretaker' for most of his life.
"Turn one more of my sake barrels into fruit punch, and I'll wring your Holy Spirit Power out through your nipples." She threatened with a serene smile across her face.
"Eeek!?" Uzume promptly yelped and covered her chest, for all good that'd do, and looked at her in teary-eyed fear.
"Look! I said I was sorry, okay!? Nori inadvertently nuked my musubi with the other Earthly Kami with his orders!" She whined incessantly, "I can't summon any food beyond party snacks anymore! I can't even try drinking alcohol without it turning into some random kid's drink!" She shook, swaying side to side, voice growing increasingly manic, "I'm losing it, Inari-chan! LOSING IT!"
Whack.
"Owwiee!" The maid goddess promptly grabbed her head and whined, all emotional build-up lost.
Inari, once more, let out a baleful sigh.
After Inari brought back Noriaki and set him in his room, she thought it prudent to come down and take a look at the situation she was inheriting.
You know, ask Uzume for her side of the story, what's been going on and all.
And let's just say, her being smacked with a paper fan is not only for vengeance over her lost sake.
Turns out, there's a pretty good reason, she was to be the young man's new guardian.
Who'd have thought?
Something he certainly needed coming up, after his fighting the Red Dragon Emperor and winning got around to the wider world.
There were yokai in that town. Several saw him flying into the battle and more than a few watched said fight from afar.
It would only be a matter of time before the whole damn world heard about it.
She knew because she commandeered a kitsune's senses to get a front-row seat to the fight herself.
Said Kitsune was also recording said fight, hilariously enough.
Ballsy kit, Inari could admit. She had half a mind of taking that one under her wing later.
Ah, right. Speaking of musubi, though.
"Uzume?" She questioned, prompting a pained 'huh?' from the Kami in response, "Were you aware that Noriaki shared his musubi with the reincarnated nekoshou he took as a concubine?"
Uzume just stared at her, dumbly.
Inari stared at her back, scathingly. "Does he even know what musubi is?" She continued.
Uzume slowly started tearing up again. "N-No" she stuttered out, "But I have a-, w-wait!"
WHACK.
The useless goddess was silenced by her fan, forced to give out a stuttering shriek as it struck her with a tad bit more force than before.
"You truly are a useless goddess, Uzume." Inari admonished with a scathing sigh, "I don't have time to teach him everything about his Kami half before I go, and he's going to have to learn quickly," She continued, biting her lip in thought, "especially after today"
"A-Ah" Uzume sniffed out, "what happened in town, by the way? For him to come back like that?" She asked quietly, nearly deathly so.
Inari blinked. Right, this place is warded so heavily Uzume couldn't have felt the aura that Juggernaut Drive emitted, could she?
Well. Best be blunt about this.
"Noriaki fought a rampaging Boosted Gear user in Juggernaut Drive." Inari casually revealed, "He had some help of course, later on in the fight. He ended up awakening his Ara-Mitama however. Nearly turned on and killed some Devils after he killed the dragon. I stopped him before he could, though."
What she doesn't explain, at least out loud, is what she herself was doing during all that. Luring the people away, rescuing those that could be saved.
In a sense, she still is, her foxes are still out and about, while her main consciousness and form are here for now.
But that'll change quickly.
Uzume just stared at her, mouth slightly agape.
Seconds pass of just this, as she can see the gears turning in Uzume's head.
Eventually, the Goddess of Revelry slumps down and says the one thing Inari herself agrees with regarding all this.
"I need a drink."
"Finally, some words of wisdom." Inari mused, and with a snap of her fingers, a drink appeared in her hand.
Some of her own special brand sake.
Taking ginger sips, she watches with mirth and a sly fox-like smirk as the purple-haired girl whines and shakes with envy and jealousy next to her.
With a refreshed sigh, Inari spoke up once more, "I can't be here for long you know, so we'll have to make this quick." She rose from her seat and looked down at her shrine priestess outfit with a huff. "After I change out of my work clothes into something more comfortable." She added with a huff.
Uzume winced at her words, "Doesn't that mean waking him up early?" She questioned with a frown, "After his violent half woke up in the middle of a battle like that, his mind, the strain" she trailed off worriedly.
"Yes, it will be a bit much for him," Inari confirmed simply, "but even so, he needs to know regardless."
With a clap of her hands and the scent of freshly watered rice fields, Inari suddenly found herself wearing something much more casual.
Gone was the rather long and ornate shrine maiden uniform, replaced instead with short jean shorts, and nice long sleeved white jacket fitted snuggly over a white tank top that of course freed a generous amount of cleavage.
It was also quite sexy, but that's par for the course for her, no?
Flicking a drooling Uzume on the nose to bring her back to her senses, she waved for said woman to follow her.
"Come along now, you should be there too! A good maid wakes and cares for their master, no?" She giggles as Uzume rises with a flush, and leads her away to said master's room.
~ A New Sun ~
I see only darkness, as I lay upon a soft fluffy mattress, presumably in my bed.
On my side, I can feel the softness and plushness of my kitty, and feel the way she breathes quietly against me.
Completely naked, of course. I don't need to be able to open my eyes to say that much.
Idly, one of my arms is wrapped around her body, keeping her close.
Idon't know how it got there. Maybe I put it there automatically when she snuggled against me?
I certainly don't recall being awake doing it, regardless.
Hell, I don't even recall being awake getting here.
The last thing I remember was sucking up Holy Spirit Power from the sun like the world's most overcompensating solar panel.
Then, I didn't exactly blackout, it was more like an out-of-body experience.
There was a fight afterward, right? I won, I think? And then I blacked out.
Fuck. Not only did I pull the anime trope of last minute power in the middle of a fight, but I also blacked out afterward!
Think I've reached my quota of anime bullshit for the week.
Anyway, I'm currently conscious, barely right nowalthough I'd really rather not.
The problem is though, there's this awful smell being pressed against my nose, and it's forcing me to stay awake.
And I can barely move, much less swat away the fucker who's trying to interrupt my peaceful catgirl snuggle times!
"Come on, come on~! Noriaki-san!" A soft, feminine, vulpine voice mutters into my ear, "I know you're awakewe need to have a chat, you and I~..."
okay, the very seductive sounding fucker.
Still a fucker!
"You don't need to worry about us waking your little pet over there~..." She continues sweetly, "I'll keep her asleep for as long as we need, okay~?"
"Whaddya want." I groggily intone, cracking open my eyes slightly.
Thank all gods, old and new, she didn't open the shades right now.
Funny, coming from the son of a sun deity, but I really don't feel like getting light in my eyes right now.
I know I'll be fine, I'm just not feeling up to it right now.
Turning my head slightly, ignoring my twitching purple-haired maid at the foot of the bed, I see the figure of the woman talking to me.
Long pink hair, violet eyes, a foxy smile, and several pink tails swishing out behind her.
Also, her massive cleavage is more or less being shoved in my face.
Yet, the back of my head starts phantom buzzing, and I narrow my eyes at her.
"And...who the hell are you?" I mutter out.
She chuckles at that, "I see," she muses aloud, "you don't remember then, hmm? I suppose that makes sense."
She sits down at the foot of my bed, throwing one leg over the other before smiling down at me.
"I am to be your guardian for the next few years, Noriaki-san, until you reach the age of adulthood." Closing her eyes, she bows slightly, "I am Inari Okami, or just Inari, if you willpleased to finally meet you fully conscious for once, no?" She giggles as she raises her head back up, and gives me a little wink.
I simply stare at her as best as my heavy body will allow, my mouth hanging open as low as it'll go while lying down.
DamnI feel, and look like a fish right now, don't I?
"I haveseveral questions." I respond intelligently.
Inari Okami, the most popular and widely worshiped deity in Japan, responds to my dumb response with a giggle and rubs my cheek slightly.
"I'm sure you do, Noriaki-san." She hums, "And I will answer as best as I can, unlike a certainsomeone." Her smile widens ever so slightly.
And out of the corner of my vision, I see Uzume fidget slightly more.
Course.
Althoughhmm. Hold that thought for a second.
Let's start from the beginning first.
"Before we start," Inari interrupts curtly just as I open my mouth, "I must apologize for waking you up like this, see, Noriaki-san, I am a very busy womanI'm afraid I can only stick around here for a few hours more, so it's best we do this as soon as possible. Alright?"
I think for a second, then nod in acceptance, causing the Fox Goddess to smile brightly.
Inari Okami. As I said before, she is one of the most popular goddesses in Japan in the modern era.
A third of the shrines in Japan are dedicated to her. She has more shrines than my mother, of all Kami!
Fucking hell. Why do I know those details? What was I in my past life, the useless trivia facts guy?
Still, I'm not one bit shocked she's so busy.
Now. Where to begin?
Ah, beginning. Right.
"How did I end up here?" I start, "Last I fully recall, I was sucking up sunlight to restore my powers, then" I trail off, not too sure how to describe what followed out loud.
Inari frowned slightly, pursing her lips at my statement. Even Uzume seemed to furrow her brow in confusion.
"You did something to cause yourself to enter Ara-Mitama?" She asked, slightly off, "That'sstrange. I thought it was triggered by you undergoing intense emotional stresshuh." Inari quirked up a smile, "Then again, I suppose you are a unique existence. Perhaps this is to be expected."
Well. That wasn't helpful. What the fuck is an Ara-Mitama?
"...All of that just brought up more questions." I followed up blandly.
She giggled at my statement, "Then please, ask away, but first!" She boops me on the nose, causing me to go cross-eyed in confusion, "Congratulations are in order, Noriaki-san. You killed a Red Dragon Emperor in Juggernaut Drive! And with little civilian deaths as well" She smiled sweetly, "That's something to be quite proud of! Most times, when such a thing happens, several Faction Leaders are required to intervene and put them down, you know!"
I frown slightly at all that.
That does answer my first question, in a roundabout way.
I ate sunlight, went Ara-Mitama whatever that is and finished Issei off.
Considering how Issei was the weakest Red Dragon Emperor in history, not counting titty power-ups, that's nothing to write home about.
Especially due to the circumstances that led up to it all.
Moving on, I wave off her words, as much as I can move my arm and hand, and ask something she didn't touch on, "And the Devils?" I ask, "Did they make it out okay?"
As soon as I said Devils, Inari's smile turned a lot more sly.
"Oh, they made it out just fine," she hums, "althoughyou did almost torch the Sitri Heiress." She casually adds.
I blink.
Huh? Wait, what? When?
I recall being very pissed at her because she tried barriering in an ultimate class being like it was no biggie.
When realistically, she should have had her Peerage play support, and have us play around her Queens ability to reflect attacks.
If they were there, we could have ended it when he fired off that Longinus Smasher then
But they never showed up, even after their barrier was destroyed.
I narrow my eyes at her, and say one tired word, "Elaborate."
Her eyes sparkled with mirth, "As you wishthis is actually a perfect segue into Ara-Mitama and a few other things we have to go over quickly."
Clearing her throat briefly, she continues, "In essence, Ara-Mitama is your violent half. Every Kami possesses two separate souls. One violent and rough, the other gentle and kind. Ara-Mitama, and Nigi-Mitama. You, Noraki-san!" She puts a finger to my chest and leans closer to my face, her sparkling eyes taking the whole of my vision, "Are different, due to something very important. You're alive."
I stare at her, blankly.
"I sure hope so." I respond wholly seriously.
She chuckles, and pulls back slightly, "Not like that, Noriaki-san." She pats my chest, "I mean you're both alive in the Human sense, but you're also Kami. You are both. There's a word for your existence, an 'Arahitogami', a Living God."
Huh. That'sactually pretty neat.
"Sounds way cooler than 'Demigod', that's what I've been calling myself this entire time." I shrug, weakly.
Her eyebrow twitches at that, and she huffs.
"I suppose the Western term is what you'd be more familiar with, hmm?" She pulls back completely, "Granted, that term isn't incorrect eitherby Western standards, anyhow."
Eh. I'll probably still call myself Demigod, regardless. I get the feeling I'd have to explain myself more if I said Arahitogami.
Sucks too, sounds hella cool!
"So," I pushed on, "what's all that got to do with myAra-Mitama, you called it?"
She grimaces, and gets back on track, "As Arahitogami, you possess one whole soul. A Kami who enters their Ara-Mitama still has another soul to go back to if placated, youdon't." She huffs, "When your soul became consumed by your Ara-Mitama, that's all you were at that point. I had to knock the power out of you to restore balance to your soul."
At her mention of knocking, my head buzzes and throbs again.
I wince, "Youmean that literally, don't you?"
She merely smiled at me.
The buzz in my head grows.
Ugh, so that's what happened then?
I went beast mode, killed Issei, tried to kill Sona, but then I presume Inari stopped me?
Wait.
I groan out suddenly.
I did all that shit in front of Koneko.
I went into a state literally called 'Wild Soul' in front of Koneko.
Good. Fuck. I probably hit all her trauma buttons, didn't I!? Shit!
Suddenly, Inari pats me on the head, ruffling up my hair, "Took you long enough," she hums out softly, "I felt the incredibly irrational fear of a white-haired girl as she watched you. I presume you know each other?"
Fuuuuucck. Meeee.
"Yeah," I huffed out, "damn, I need to talk to her, as soon as possible" Almost instinctively, I try to get up to go do just that.
But I can't feel my legs. So there's that.
Also, Inari moves her hand back down and places her hand firmly down upon my chest, keeping me from moving even a little.
"Don't worry," she starts softly, "I already informed the girl you'd talk to her when you could, and that you'd be alright and yourself again when you did."
I breathe a slight sigh of relief, "Thank you." I give her my most grateful smile, "Helps a lot, truly."
She returns a beautiful one right back, "You are most welcome, Noriaki-san."
What else to ask, what else
"Hmm, although, Noraki-san?" She suddenly spoke curtly, "If I may ask a question of my own?"
Huh?
"Well, sure?" I affirm, confused, "Not too sure what you could want to know, though?"
She hums, giving me a sly smile at my last remark, "Oh, I was just wondering why you'd share your musubi with your catgirl concubine?"
My brain seizes thinking.
I slowly widened my eyes at her.
"Huh?" I respond dumbly, not entirely certain what she's asking, but at the same time knowing what she means.
Her smile widens in turn, "Why did you share your power with a girl you just met a month ago? Especially this interesting energy of yours" she rubs a finger across my chest, "I can feel it, in pathways lodged between both you and her's physical and spiritual beingvery very interesting" she trailed off, mystified.
She can sense Chakra!?
Okay, Nori, hold the fucking phone.
Of course she can, she's probably one of the strongest Earthly Kami in the Faction! I shouldn't be shocked that she can!
Let's rewind here, she mentionedmusubi? And sharing it? In reference to giving her my power, my chakra that it is.
There's a word for my awakening powers here? Others might be able to awaken powers in others!?
I need information!
First things first, I need to answer her
No reason not to tell her the truth.
"Because I really really like her," I responded after a second of gathering my bearings, "and she saved my life, a bit ago. Beyond that? Well" I think for a second, then smirk, "I fully intend to breed this cat later on down the line, so I'd appreciate it, Inari-san, if you didn't refer to her as a mere concubine."
If I could, I'd be showing my displeasure at her statement a lot more.
The idea of referring to Kuroka as a concubine, like a side piece, fucking pisses me off.
Inari merely gives me a thoughtful hum, "Interesting indeed, Noriaki-san, interesting indeed" she chuckles, "someone's possessive, hmm?"
"A bit." I admit with ease, "So. What's musubi?" I tack on casually.
"Everything." She responds just as casually, saying it like it answers all my questions.
I stare at her, and she stares right back at me, a sly smile on her face.
"Oh, alright," she relents, "it's a tad more complicated than that. Musubi is the interconnecting energy of the universe." She reveals.
A tad!?
She continues, "Kami are manifestations of said energy." She raises her hand and snaps her fingers.
Instantly, the nice sweet smell of tea leaves fills the air, and she's holding a steaming cup of said drink.
"Via our Holy Spirit Powers, we govern and hold authority over the natural laws and phenomena with our domains. In my case," she holds up the drink and takes a sip, "tea is one of my domains, amongst others. It's via musubi that we exist and gain our powers. It also enables us to share said powers, give blessings, and enable small parts of our domains to be shared. Amongst ourselves" she trailed off as she reached down, and tapped my chest suddenly.
Golden and pink sparks flicker across her finger and into my chest.
Something snaps into place, deep inside me, and it's like I finally understand.
It's like waking up from a dream I never knew I was in.
I hold out my hand, and a similar steaming teacup to Inari's own appears in my hand.
A dream specific to tea, sure, but now I know I can just sort of summon really good tea to me! If that makes sense?
Sucks I can't move to drink it.
Dammit!
Seeing my plight, Inari chuckles and reaches down, her cup disappearing as she helps my arm and hand move.
"And others." She finally finishes, as I take a nice long sip. "Musubi isn't technically unique to us Kami," she adds, watching me in satisfaction, "all deities, of all pantheons, have something similar. It's the source of their 'Holy' Powers, the core generated by the faith of humans long ago that ties them to reality. It's what enabled them to cause miracles, bless followers, and even come back from death eventuallywith enough power gathered."
Huh. Uzume flinched when Inari mentioned coming back from death.
Odd.
"Still, though." She continues, "Each pantheon has their niches when it comes to their version of musubi. In our case? We are very good at sharing, giving to individuals and nature in turn." She pulls my hand away from my mouth, revealing a very empty cup.
Damn, I didn't even realize I chugged it
Inari giggles and boops me on the nose, before promptly vanishing my cup.
"That's a fair bit to take in all at once." I sigh in satisfaction. Still damn good though.
Inari nods in understanding, "It is probably just a bit much, hmm? Don't worry, you'll have time to ruminate on it later," she pats me on my face, gently, "Anything simpler do you have to ask? Perhaps that'll help cleanse your mind, so to speak?"
Simpler, huh? Well. I'm not too sure this is simple, but
"Do you know what this unique energy of mine is, Inari-san?" I ask with slight trepidation.
I gotta know. She can sense it, somehow, so maybe it's more like other energy sources than I thought?
She shrugs nonchalantly, "I have not the slightest idea."
Eh?
"I assume, however, that it's a product of you being an Arahitogami." She adds nonplussed, then with a thoughtful hum, continues, "The last true Arahitogami didn't live long when he was alive, and that was some thousands of years ago. I never met him, so who's to say they didn't also possess that power, hmm?"
Well. That's a whole lot of nothing.
"Alternatively," she grimaces before finishing, "you could have gotten it from your Mother."
That makes me just blink at her.
What the hell does Amaterasu have to do with chakra?
"Ama has actually been experimenting with creating different powers for a while now!" Uzume suddenly pipes up wistfully, "I believe in modern lingo, she would be called aShut In NEET? Most of her experimenting is inspired by anime and manga, and due to her musubi being so strong, she actually managed to make a few work!" She says with awe.
Meanwhile, I'm just deadpanning at the ceiling.
Shut in NEET, huh?
That explains so, so much.
Also, with that said, I have a sneaking suspicion
"Like these?" I suddenly speak up, and at the same time, activate my eyes.
And nearly flinched at my increased detail and vision.
Did my eyes get another tomoe during the fight and I never even realized it?
Regardless, I can watch in figurative 8k as Uzume suddenly lights up.
"Ahhh! Heehee!" She squeals and giggles with excitement, "You've got her eyes!" She exclaims happily.
Ah. Well. Fuck.
I feel significantly less special now.
But, thinking about it, how else would I have these powers?
As an aside, this means others besides me do have these powers, since supposedly my mother just made them, who's to say she's the only one?
Ain't that a slightly worrying thought?
Uzume continues blabbering on to herself, mentioning something about how my mother's eyes have way more tomoe before a deadpan glare from Inari cowes her into being silent and stepping back.
With an annoyed huff, Inari states, "I believe we're getting slightly off track here."
I deactivate my eyes, and look at her once more, "Maybe just a bit," I reply tiredly, "honestly though? I think I've had enough questions and answers, for now" I trail off in a daze.
Seriously, a man can only take his exposition scenes for so long!
I need time to process all of that, and I might need to change a few of my brewing plans here or there now
Well, all my plans just recently got kicked to the curb because canon got fucked, so there isn't much to change admittedly.
Inari gave me an amused smile, "As you wish, Noriaki-san." She pats me on the head, "Take a nice long rest, and when you wake up? You should go take a look at the Supernatural Online Message Boards! The video of you fighting the Red Dragon Emperor is getting a fair bit of traction, you know?" She says far too happily.
Wut.
"Wut."
Video? How. Who in the fuck was ballsy enough to take a video in the middle of that warzone!?
And where are they, so I can shake their hand and pat them on the back because holy fuck.
Also so I can strangle the life out of them for revealing my existence to the world far too early!
I click my tongue and follow up with, "Course that happened. Somehow, deep down? I'm not even shocked."
Fuck this shit. I need a nap.
Inari stood back up, chuckling all the while as she waved at me, "Have a nice rest, Noriaki-san~!"
I grunt out, "Night." In response.
As the two leave, I try my best to snuggle up against my soft catgirl, before letting the darkness take me in once more.
Never would have thought unconsciousness could be so sweet
~ A New Sun ~
The next time I wake up, it's to something much more pleasant.
What feels like soft and slow licks against my neck stir me awake, "Nyaaan~...Nori-kun~...Nori-kun~...Hello~? Are you awake yet, nya~?" And the breathy almost vulnerable sounding questions into my ear sends shivers down my spine.
On instinct, I try turning toward her, and actually succeed! Although my body still feels weak, I can move once again!
I wrap my arms around her, slightly surprised to find her actually clothed, but still hold her regardless.
"Nya~!?" She yelps in shock, "Geez, you stubborn man~...there you are." She slowly hugs me back.
"Mhmm." I hum back to her, slowly opening my eyes, "Goodwhatever time it is."
She chuckles at that, only to yelp once more as I move down and claim her lips suddenly.
Slowly, I roll us over so I'm on top of her, looking down into her eyes as I pull back.
"I assume Inari or Uzume told you what I got up to out there?" I ask.
Her face flushes slightly as she frowns up at me, "Yeah, you stupid stupid man!" she says with very little heat, then suddenly sighs, "But I guess that's par for the course with you, isn't it, nya?"
I wince, "I couldn't just sit there and let him destroy the town, it wasn't all battle junkie you know?" I explained myself.
Leaving out the part where it's all my fa
No. Stop that. Later.
"You didn't have to rush in all by yourself," Gently, she took my face into her hands and looked me deeply in the eyes, "especially against an opponent like that."
"I had help." I argue.
"Not at the start." She says back.
Ahyeah. Okay.
I chuckle, weakly, "Sorry, then."
"Don't be," Kuroka sighs, "that's just how you battle junkie types are, you think more with your sword, over even your sword and head, nya!"
"It wouldn't be you if you didn't make it at least slightly sexual, huh?" I muse out loud.
Slowly, Kuroka wraps her arms around my neck and pulls me closer to her, "The next time something like this happens, Nori-kun, give me a call, okay?"
I blink at that, "Huh? But, Kurokaif people see you" I trail off. If she got caught on video with me, everything could get so much worse.
"I don't care about any of that!" She nearly hisses out, "I don't like it, seeing you come home like this, you know!? If I can help stop it from happening, I want to!"
I stare down into her defiant and resolute eyes at her statement.
Before very slowly, I start breaking out into a wide happy grin.
I go down, missing her lips, and go straight into returning to her what she did to wake me up.
Slowly and methodically, I start licking her neck, wrapping my arms around her body tightly as I do.
"Nyaan~!?" Kuroka gives a startled yelp as I do so, her body shivering in my grasp, "Noriaki~...! What are you~...hahn~!"
She stifled a moan as she clung to me in turn.
"That's dangerous, you know? What you just said to me right there~?" I say huskily between licks, "Some might even say that's a declaration of some sort~!"
I smirk, feeling her freeze up in my grasp.
"I already felt the intense urge to breed you once I got back, a big fight where you almost die tends to activate that neuron, but now~?" I pull back, looking her straight down in the eyes, "I'm most definitely going to do that, by having lovey-dovey hand holding missionary sex under the covers while staring deeply into your eyes~."
I can feel her quiver underneath my body at that proclamation.
"Y~Youstupidsillyman~..." She shakily and sultry huffs out, but then, she suddenly sighs. "I don't think you understand just how badly I want to take you up on that offer, nya~..." She pats me on the back.
"Oh?" I raise an eyebrow, "And why can't you?"
"I have to go, remember?" She drawled, "All of sudden, of all times, the timing couldn't be any more terrible, could it, nya?"
Ah. Fuck.
I sat up, pulling her up too with a sigh, "No, no it couldn't."
Kuroka chuckles, leaning forward and placing a sweet kiss against my lips, "Don't worry, Nori-kun, you can do all those degenerate things to me, and more, once I get back, nya~!"
With that, she turns and leaps off the bed to her feet.
I smirk, and chuckle at her, "You damn well bet that ass I'm going to!"
Turning towards me one more time, Kuroka looks at me with a lustful smirk and the greatest teasing 'fuck me' eyes I've ever seen as a magic circle appears and lights up underneath her.
"I'm looking forward to it, darling~!"
And with that, she's off.
I chuckle, scratching the back of my head as I sit there in bed, wondering what exactly to do now.
I get the feeling that due to that video of me being up, that's what caused Kuroka to have to go now, rather than soon.
Don't know if Vali would be pissed I beat his Rival, or clambering to try and find me for a fight because I beat his Rival.
Either way, doesn't sound fun to me.
But beyond all that, I'm hella horny, fucking cat.
At least some of that was probably on purpose, wasn't it? To blueball me at least a bit?
Don't think she thought it would've wound up ending up that kind of heated, though. Heh.
Still. I've got to take care of that, and something else
Canon is gone. Reduced to atoms.
I need information on the Japanese Supernatural World. I recall Uzume mentioning a Bureau a while back. What's up with them?
And that's not even getting into the Clans, the situation with the Yokai, the dozens of exorcism families, beast tamers, those sword collectors
I'm a fish in a pond, surrounded by darkness. Not knowing how big the pond was outside my small little corner, not even thinking to know what was within the darkness.
And that small little corner was crushed by the darkness as a result.
Brushing a hand through my hair, I get off my bed, the inkling of a plan forming in my mind.
I wonder how good Uzume is at gathering information.
Can't imagine Inari is still around, after all.
Still, even just the bare minimum would be a start.
And it's not like that's all Uzume is going to help with either~! I still remember that titjob she gave me back then!
If nothing else, she's at least good at that.
Things sure aren't going my way lately, huh?
Turns out, Inari had already left, which left only Uzume here to gather what I needed before deciding fully on what to do next.
What sucks, or rather isn't, is that the moment I mentioned wanting to watch that video of me, Uzume herself quickly told me how to get on the Supernatural forum it's on, then ran off to go get what I told her.
How she seemed very enthusiastic to get work done for once was extremely suspicious, but I only really understood why she ran off until I watched the video.
And, let me tell you, seeing the moment from the outside looking in? When I went full violent mode and started playing with the big dragon?
Fucking hell, I wish I could remember that time clearly!
The video cuts out just after I put the dragon to the torch, not showing the moment I turn and try to turn Sitri into an ash stain on the ground.
Thankfully. I'll have to thank Inari for that next time I see her.
Still, though.
I sit on my couch, leaning forward as I glare at my phone, holding the video paused at the clearest moment I can see myself in it.
Specifically, it's the moment where I stand before the dragon after cutting its head in two, laughing.
I frown, dragging a finger across the screen over my digital self's hair.
Which is highlighted purple in this berserker state of mine.
A very familiar purple, might I add.
Fucking dammit Uzume.
I get the feeling that this is what caused her to leave so quickly, huh?
Leaning back onto my couch, I loudly groan into the currently empty house, tossing my phone onto the cushion next to me.
That information I told her to collect for me better be damn well good.
Supposedly, she is some sort of liaison between the Heavenly and Earthly Kami and the World. If she doesn't know what I want to know off the top of her head, she should know a place to gather it.
It's all Japan specific stuff, anyway, so I don't think it'll be too hard.
My big ask was for contact details and statuses on the Five Principal Clans, the Great Yokai Factions, and the Imperial Family or their Bureau of Onmoy.
But alongside that, I wanted details and names of the various smaller exorcist families and clans, the beast tamers, the artifact-holding families, the smaller yokai communities and such scattered throughout my home.
Honestly, all that extra stuff is to sate my curiosity more than a need to know, but I figure it would be nice regardless.
And as for the Kami? Well, I figure Uzume should be able to answer anything I ask about them, both Earthly and Heavenly.
Right?
I stare blankly at the ceiling above me, the deafening silence outside of my thoughts the answer to that.
I click my tongue in distaste.
Well, at least my horniness is gone? At least until Kuroka gets back, that is. Or Uzume.
What to do while I wait then? What to do
A pile of dead bodies flash into my mind's eye.
I still.
Then let out an aggravated huff.
Fine. Fuck it. Let's get this over with, then.
Am I at fault for what the Fallen did here?
No. That's my first response. Why? Because I don't puppet their actions.
But, at the same time, thinking about it more, with my knowledge of the canon, I could have straight up killed them once school started.
But I had a plan, to wait out Diodora, then murder him and the Fallen all at once.
Then fuck off from Kuoh, maybe visit Kyoto, and work from there.
I had no idea canon changed, not until the month ended and Asia never showed!
I assumed! I saw the Fallen, flying about, but I just assumed they were doing random Fallen things!
Like that fedora-wearing fuck! He went out looking for strays in canon, right?
But here, if I had to bet? They were out kidnapping and mutilating people's souls!
And for what, huh!? For fucking what!?
I hissed out a breath I didn't know I was holding, and slowly laid down on my couch, covering my eyes with an arm.
Butyou know?
I can't help but think.
If I had just murdered the Fallen the moment I got here, maybe not all, but likely a good chunk of people would still be alive.
How many people died when they forced Issei to go Juggernaut Drive? There's no way that district was clear of people
I don't even know how many people were in that pile I found.
Hell, that could have been the only pile I found, because they either hid or cleaned up any other bodies before!
I was so close, so fucking close to disaster, and I was never even aware!
And so many people are dead regardless.
And their friends, all their families
Like, Genshirou! Doesn't he have little siblings? Twelve and under little brothers and sisters?
Fuucckk
Ineed to find thembefore I leave this town.
I don't know why, or what I'd even domake sure they're set for the rest of their lives without their big brother there? Maybe make sure the rest of their family doesn't get broken up and separated?
I don't know. Justsomething.
And Asia
Thinking back on it, I could maybe wrap my head around Raynare and her gang doing equally dumb shit like before, but Asia?
Why didn't she show up!? There's no way I or the Shinto, could have done something that altered that.
Fuck. I just hope wherever she is, that she's okay
I take a deep, shuddering breath.
I don't want to admit I'm crying right now.
But I am.
Hah. I supposeI won't say it's all my fault.
I should have known something was up after week three though, with no Asia in sight.
To be fair to myself, canon was always vague on dates, it's why I waited until the start of the next month to act.
But, still. That's no excuse.
I tried being reactive to spoiled information.
It failed. Who'd have thought?
No more being reactive anymore, I told myself that when Juggernaut Drive got unleashed on the town, and I'm reaffirming that now.
I don't believe myself some fairy tale or legendary hero from the old myths and legends that are oh so real here.
A real hero would have saved the day, long before it spiraled out of control.
ButI at least believe in responsibility. I have knowledge, in my head, a basis for what could come in this world.
If I don't use it to help, to at least make the world a better place before I go?
Then I failed.
I failed this time.
I won't a second time.
With a start, I sit back up, taking a deep breath.
Stop pitying yourself, Nori. Control your damn empathy.
It's time to think. Time to be proactive.
Vali is going to respond to what I did, isn't he? The video was very clear, in the description and title, that it was shot in Kuoh.
He'll come searching for me, won't he? Because I killed his 'fated rival'.
I doubt he'll come to kill me, though. He'll probably only come to see what I'm made of.
Maybe he might even get it stuck in his head that I ought to 'fill in' as his fated rival since I killed his actual one?
I give the air a manic grin.
Bring it, Half Devil with a Longinus. My sword will cut through you just as it did your red counterpart!
Now, as for Kokabiel.
His reaction willlikely depend on how the Faction Leaders respond.
But I don't know how the Faction Leaders are taking this, hell, do the Devils or Shinto even know what the Fallen did?
Unlikely, considering any evidence of Grigori activity probably got leveled with the activation of Juggernaut Drive.
So, the best way to get that information, and tell the Devils what's up so they can ram a molten railroad spike up Azazel's dumbass, is
Koneko. For fairly obvious reasons.
I click my tongue, though, because that conversation I'm very much not looking forward to having.
Still, it needs to happen at some point. Better get it over with faster, the longer I wait, the worse this situation gets.
But first things first!
Inari supposedly left some of her sake behind
And I could very much go for a drink right now!
~ A New Sun ~
The past day or so since had been more than a little hectic.
Well, not for Koneko and the others, all they had to do was be interviewed by the Leviathan about what happened.
Ever since then? She's just been sitting around in her room in the Gremory Castle as Kuoh gets cleaned, memories and non-supernatural recordings get altered or wiped, and the works.
It was fairly amusing, watching her President and Sitri have their siblings fawn over them relentlessly.
It got even better once the Leviathan saw those posters Kusanagi made for his Magical Girl Club.
Supposedly, according to her President, the Leviathan flipped and not so subtly said she had to be the advisor for the club.
The sheer panic and fear in the picture her President took of Sitri after that was amazing.
she just wishes Kusanagi could see it right now.
Koneko stilled on her bed, briefly pausing the handheld console she was playing on as the thought passed through her head.
She's been trying hard to not think about him and his, whatever that was, at the end there.
Deep down, a part of her knows it isn't his fault.
It was a slightly desperate time, and he didn't know what would happen to begin with.
But still.
She can't help comparing that state of his to what she was like.
She can almost see it, the way he stood before the dragon, just like she did to her King
Looking down at her game now, she suddenly finds she doesn't feel like gaming anymore.
Throwing the console to the other side of her bed, she turns and buries her face into her pillow, sighing and trembling slightly.
That woman, Inari Okami, which she still can't fully believe, said he'd summon her again later.
That he'd be fine, and himself.
It's been a little bit, and she hasn't gotten a call from him yet.
She honestly doesn't know how to feel about seeing him again.
Which sucks, because he probably doesn't even know she's upset in the first place!
Or even why.
That's not a conversation she's looking forward to having.
"Hmm?" She hums, suddenly feeling soft vibrations under her pillow.
Ah, her phone.
Pulling it out from under there, she holds it up lazily and opens it up.
Then she stops and stares, eyes growing increasingly wider as she sees who exactly texted her.
Dumbass: Hey. You up for a summons?
Kusanagi. Who, yes, she has under her phone as Dumbass.
For what felt like several, long, agonizing seconds, she debated on what to say back.
Then she remembered her thoughts from earlier, gave a simple 'K' in response, and gingerly got up to find the Peerage's Summoning Circle.
Since they wouldn't be returning to Kuoh for a little while, her President's parents threw together a room where the Peerage could get their job requests done.
Since it isn't anywhere near the time the Peerage usually operates, Koneko had a relatively easy time getting to said room where the circle is.
She didn't even have to sneak or anything.
Sometimes, she swears, the people here are a tad too nice.
Still loves them all the same, though.
Regardless, she makes it to the circle and fires another quick text telling him to use the summoning slip.
After a beat, said circle begins to light up an ominous red.
Ah. That's just her imagination, right? It's always been that color. Gremory Clan and all that!
With a deep shuddering breath, she closes her eyes as the light overtakes her.
She doesn't dare open them, not until moments later when she's sure the lights are gone, and the floor beneath her feet is completely different than before.
"Heeheehee~! Hiiiiii, my cute little kohai!"
Hold up.
She opens her eyes, any semblance of fear or trepidation violently dying as she beholds Kusangi, lying there on the couch before her half slumped, grinning at her like an idiot with a slight flush on his face.
He sounded giggly, almost slurring his words.
A single sniff, and she can tell why.
Sake.
"Senpai." She begins, with a half-lidded stare of pure contempt. "The fuck."
"Ah ah ah!" Kusanagi holds up his hands, "Hey! I know what you're thinking! But I'm not actually drunk! Ehhh~" He reaches over, with some difficulty, to a small coffee table next to the couch, and grabs a small tea cup.
He holds it up, to reveal it's basically entirely full of the offending liquid.
"See, see~! I took a sip, a sip!" He whined, before going to slam the cup down.
Then stops dumbly as he realizes the mess he'd make, so sets it down gently.
"I took a sip!" He continues unabated, "And I turned black-out drunk! This stuff is the weakest Inari left behind, and I'm cycling every energy under the sun over here through my body just to remain, well" He stares up at the ceiling for a second, then he suddenly perks up, "me! Mostly, anyway. Think I'm just slightly moreloose if you know what I mean?"
He looks at her, and hics.
Koneko deadpans at him, "I see absolutely no difference."
"Eh!?" Kusanagi flinches back as if struck, "Koneko-chan! That's kinda mean, you know!?" He pouts, "Besides, I called you up because I heard from a little someone that you were, well." His focus and eyes sharpen slightly as he fixes his gaze upon her, "Not well, at the end of the battle the other day."
She wavers slightly and refuses to meet his gaze with a huff. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Please be drunk and stupid right now, please drunk and stupid right now, please be drunk and stupid right now.
Just as she realizes that thought should probably be more along the lines of just, 'be himself', she finds that he is indeed, not being drunk and stupid.
He's got a fucking death wish!
She suddenly found herself being grabbed and pulled right to him so fast she didn't even know what was happening until all movement stopped.
And she found herself sitting on his lap, with him holding her like some kind of teddy bear.
"Senpai." She hisses out lowly through gritted teeth while trying very hard not to blush or move at all, "The fuck!?"
"Cut the bullshit, the japes, all that Koneko." He replies just as lowly back, right into her ear, making her shiver, "There's a video you know? Of the battle? I saw you there, shaking in your skirt, and Inari told me the same."
She bristles at that.
Video? Who in their right mind would get close enough to record any of that!?
"So, tell me," He stresses, much less lowly, much more genuine, and if her ears don't deceive her, with a hint offear? "Are you okay?"
She twitches, slowly looking down as she processes what she's hearing.
"I'mfine now, Senpai." She decides after a moment, slowly pushing her head into his chest so he can't see the ferocious blush spreading across her face.
"But you weren't then, hmm?" He hums in response, holding her tighter.
She, pointedly, doesn't answer that.
"I noticed that for most of the fight, you were fine," he continues, "it was only near the end, after I had my moment, that youyou know."
She slowly finds herself gripping his robe tighter.
He sighs deeply.
"I'm sorry I scared you, my cute little kohai." He mutters dejectedly to her, whilst reaching up to pat her on the head.
Her mask cracks.
"D-Don'tPlease" she mutters right back, brokenly, causing him to flinch and look down at her with what she can feel is concern, "It's not your fault, you couldn't have known! II" she shivers in his arms, struggling to find the words she wants, no, needs to say.
He merely reaches back down, and rubs her back gently, in smooth circular motions.
"It's okay if you don't wanna talk about it, Koneko-chan, you don't need to tell me anything you don't want me to." He mutters gently into her ear.
Then he hums, before adding on, "Although, if you want to talk, but don't want me to remember, I could chug a shot and let it take hold," he chuckles, "then I won't remember a thing! HehEHE!?"
She doesn't dig her fingers into his sides and grabs on far tighter.
She doesn't do all that, with a deadpan stare into his chest, not at all!
And she certainly doesn't have a small smile on her face as she mutters back, "Don't do that, you stupid senpai. You'll die before I can kill you."
"Oi! My tolerance isn't that bad!" He replies, almost sounding offended.
The pin-drop silence she gives after is all the answer he needs, so he slumps back while hugging her.
"Fine." He relents evenly, then after a moment, he asks, "Can you please stop squeezing my sides now?"
"No," she replies simply, "you're like a stress ball that doesn't break. You should hang up your sword and do this full-time."
Instead of jabbing back at her, like she thought he'd do, he just chuckles, and says, "Hmm, alright. Use me anytime you like!"
He winces and whines shortly after she full-on crushes his sides in her grip.
"Stupid. Dumbass. Pervert." She intones like a mantra.
"I'm not into this!" He objects right back.
She huffs, then blinks, realizing all her ensuing stress and panic from before has been washed away.
Belatedly, she also realizes that all of that talk from before was probably on purpose.
Sighing, she shuffles her body closer to him, still refusing to look up at him, however.
"Hmm? Koneko-chan?" He spoke, confused.
Just do it. What's holding you back anymore?
"A long time ago," she suddenly began, as if reading dispassionately from a storybook, "there were two Nekoshou, cat yokai, sisters, one older and one younger, who lived together in the Underworld." she intoned.
"Their life wasfine. It was all the younger one ever knew. And that was fine." She gave a slight, pained, grimace.
"Until suddenly, it wasn't." Her voice picked up slightly, "The elder sister, who had been reincarnated into a Devil by the one they lived with, grew more and more powerful day by day. In magic, in the native yokai arts, and as a Devil." Her breath hitches, despite how hard she's trying not to, "One day, that power got to her head, and the younger sister bore witness as the elder slaughtered her way out of the household, and into the night."
She pauses briefly, then finally looks up slowly, meeting his concerned gaze with a dead one.
Or she wished.
She found herself shaking instead, as tears pricked the corners of her eyes.
"Leaving the little sister behind to be charged for her crimes." She finished, barely getting the words out straight. "They wanted to kill her, but luckily, the Devil King Lucifer had mercy, and took her into his house, where she would meet his little sister, andwell" She smiles, half-heartedly and broken, quivering slightly.
"You're not dumb enough to not be able to figure out the rest, r-right, Noriaki?" She watched, uncaring as his eyes widened at her finally saying his name, only to gasp slightly as he wrapped her up tightly and pulled her in for a very sudden bear hug.
"So I did push a trauma button then? Fuck," he bit out loathingly, "I'm sorry, Koneko, really!"
"Eh?" She blinks out in a daze, "I already said"
"Just because I didn't know, doesn't mean I didn't hurt you." he refutes, "I'm gonna feel bad about it regardless. Besides! I did a dumb thing in the first place," he states disparagingly, "trying what I did in the middle of the battlefield like that, seriously!"
Her face flushes, more and more, as he goes on. "Senpai, you really" she trails off.
Honestly. This man.
How can one man be so bloody stupid?
"It's like, OOF!" He grunts as she cuts him off with a jab straight to his gut.
"Stop saying stuff like thatyou pulled through in the end, right?" she refutes right back, "Even if you did nearly torch Sitri."
Honestly, she couldn't tell if that would even be that big a loss if he did.
The only thing she'd worry about is the Leviathan going mental.
He pauses, briefly, looking down at her with a stunned expression, then he smiles warmly and pats her on the head.
"Still, I'm sorry regardless." He apologizes wistfully, "And it sucks, what happened to your family, too."
She quickly finds herself purring slightly at his touch, before she softly asks aloud, "Thenyou won't do that again? Thatthing."
He hums, "Ignoring a part of me, won't make it any better, Koneko-chan." he responds easily, "Rather, I'm going to master that power. Make it mine, so that the next time I need it, I'll be in control, not my violent half." He states with conviction.
She blinks, rocking back and forth, forcibly biting down a nasty retort.
She saw him fight that dragon. He was far stronger, far faster, far more deadly than when he was in their spars.
If it's him, thenmaybe he could do it?
"I like this senpai," she states aloud, without even really thinking, "he'sa bit of a dumbass, maybe. But he's still kind, he cares when it matters. I" She eyes him, pleadingly, "don't want that senpai to go away!" she declares, face positively on fire.
And yet, he gives her that same stupidly warm and reassuring smile. "I'll be fine, I got people here, far stronger than me, to knock some sense into me if it comes down to it. I promise." Then he leans forwards and kisses her forehead. "Alright?"
She just stares at him, mouth slightly agape, eyes slightly wide.
Koneko has stopped working.
She stopped working so hard that the transformation magic she used to hold back her yokai features broke.
Her ears and tails suddenly fluttered into existence, causing Noriaki to look at them in wide-eyed surprise.
Which, unfortunately for her, quickly turned into awe.
"Aww!" He exclaimed, snapping her out of her shock, but far too late, as he was already petting her ears, gently and soothingly. "So, cute!"
She purrs, beside herself, trying very hard not to - "Nyyannnn~..."
Damnit!
There's only one way to escape this!
She punches him, as hard as she can, briefly instinctively causing an amber mist to flow around her as she does so.
Her fist collides right into his unguarded side, right into his kidney with a crack in the air.
She blinks, eyes widening into saucers as she realizes she just used ki.
Slowly, fearfully looking up, she saw Noriaki locked ramrod still, his eyes whited out, face pale, his entire body quivering slightly.
Blood slowly trickles down from his mouth.
Before she can say anything, he suddenly grabs her shoulders and holds her quivering body in place as she looks down at her with a nigh proud gleeful smile.
"Good hit, kitten!" He praises, blood still slowly trickling out of his nose.
She found any fear she had quickly vanished, as she looked right back at him blandly.
"Senpai." She began, blandly, "I just punctured your kidney. That's not good." She emphasized just as blandly, somehow.
He snorts at that, "I ain't no pussy, I can take a hit and heal."
She blanches at that, and eyes him incredulously, "I take it all back, senpai. You're purely a dumbass, go die for all I care."
Despite her tirade against him, all he does is continue smiling, "My point is, Koneko-chan, let's say you want someone who can take a hit from you because you're trying to sayI dunno," he hums, "practice a little something," her eyes rapidly widen, and he smiles knowingly, "just know, I'll be right here!"
She stares at him as her tail slowly starts swishing back and forth rapidly.
With a huff, she looks away once more, face completely flushed, "You really are just an idiot"
He chuckles, undeterred, "And you're just a cute little tsundere, aren't you?" He responds right back.
Her tail twitches.
She's heard her President call her that before. What the hell does that mean?
Regardless, she punches him again, just for safe measure.
And his chuckling doesn't stop, only sputters, as he falls onto the couch on his side, dragging her down with him as he still holds onto her.
"S-Senpai!?" She exclaims as they go down, and she promptly finds herself being cuddled.
"So!" He voiced, ignoring her cries, instead favoring to pet her ears as he moved on, "It's been a little bit since we talked, hasn't it? What's been going on at your guy's end while I've been taking a power nap?" He asks.
Ah, so he's been out this whole time?
Lucky. Even if it's just been really boring for her.
Still, this conversation sounds much better to have thaneverything else so far.
Even if she is being cuddled as it happens.
She shuffles slightly closer just before she replies.
"Well"
~ A New Sun ~
Hours later, I'm once again lying on the couch by myself.
Koneko, after being sufficiently cuddled and telling me how boring it's been since the battle, having left not too long ago.
Of course, not before I told her about what I found in the Church, so she could relay that to Sirzechs and Serafall, who would hopefully relay that to my mother.
Then they can both suplex the Grigori while I point and laugh.
I was thinking about just telling my mother directly, like, walking out into the sun and sending a prayer directly to her
But eh. Don't feel like it. Not even sure that method would work.
Besides, I'm still slightly buzzed, from just a sip!
Still can't get over that.
At least I can kind of cheat by cycling my ki, Holy Spirit Power, and
I narrow my eyes in thought.
Could I really call my chakra, chakra?
I mean, it acts and works like the Naruto World's Chakra, but I'm seeing a theme with my powers so far.
That being, they seem in some way connected to the world and aren't just there for no reason.
On the one hand, I'm glad because I don't have to make up some bullshit about why I have select powers.
On the other hand? Makes me feel significantly less special.
Regardless of all that, what could my chakra be then?
Hmmthat's some food for thought, isn't it?
With a huff, I hop off the couch onto my feet and take a second to stretch out the kinks cuddling always leaves in your body after.
Uzume still isn't back yet, nor is Kuroka, and although I'd have loved it if Koneko stuck around so we could fight, she had to head back.
My bet is partly because she legitimately had to go, and partly because she just caught feelings and is trying to process them.
Sucks too, because I don't plan on holding anything back during our spars anymore.
I don't think I'll give her 'chakra' just yet, but I do want to try teaching her Water Stream Rock Smashing Fist.
For a Rook, that style would be kind of stupidly broken, wouldn't it?
Beyond that, I also want to push her more and more into getting stronger, so she can body Kokopuffs if he ever does show up.
Hmm. One Punch Kat?
I hum and nod to myself, liking the idea of that.
Ah, and another thing she mentioned before leaving!
Apparently, Rias wants to have a chat with me sometime.
it's totally because of my eyes, isn't it?
I'm not giving her anything, even if she's an adorable little weeb who's begging for it!
I ain't no bargain sale!
With a huff, I walked back upstairs to my bedroom, where Inari left my sword sitting there waiting for me.
How about, while I wait for everyone to get back, I do some training, yeah?
See if I can't figure out Mist and Flower Breathing and add those to my repertoire.
So, with a happy little hum, I do just that. Grabbing my sword, and within minutes of light walking, I'm out the door once more.
By the time me and Koneko's chat got over with and she had to leave, the sun had passed over the midpoint, and it was now smack dab in the middle of the evening.
I click my tongue in annoyance.
I should have made Koneko lunch or something, that'd have made her stay longer!
Bemoaning that missed opportunity, and vowing to do just that next time I summon her, I continue walking
I stop, as the barrier around my estate suddenly cracks with a loud thunderous creak.
Slowly, I raise my eyes to the sky, seeing it bathed in spider web cracks.
I narrow my eyes slightly with a half-lidded glare, as a thunderous clap rings out once more and the barrier promptly shatters.
Guess who slowly floats down from the rapidly growing hole of the barrier?
He's not even wearing his armor, he purely just has his wings out.
Messy anime white hair whips in the wind, as the chunni half devil's blue eyes look down upon me, and he smirks with poorly constrained glee.
"There you a"
"You're paying for the replacement barrier." I interrupt casually.
"Ihuh?" He stammers, tilting his head like an idiot.
"You heard me, dumbass." I reiterate. "I said you're paying for the replacement barrier."
"That's" He frowns, trailing off in sheer confusion.
"Also!" I call out, adding, "Talking isn't a free action."
He blinks at that, "Huh?"
And I'm upon him.
My Mark, my eyes, my touki, my everything is activated at once, and I'm upon him.
Crimson fire erupts around my blade like a volcano as I slash down upon him, the crimson wave slamming down upon him and carrying him away.
Away from my home, and into the plains and forest around it, straight into the ground where he belongs.
I eye my blade quizzically, seeing it flicker with a holy aura, carrying the spark of another power I can't quite describe.
I blink as my phone vibrates in my robe.
Pulling it out, I see a message from my dear black kitty.
Tiddy Kitty: You may wanna stay low for a while, someone's looking for you, nya~! And it won't be pretty if they find you!
I stare at my screen, slowly shifting my gaze to look at the smoking flaming crater outside my estate.
Then I snap a picture and send it to her.
I hum, an easy smile on my face as I put my phone back away.
Completely ignoring the way it buzzed constantly at the surge of messages I got in response to the photo I sent her.
Now then.
How do I want to deal with this?
The smoking crater I snapped a photo of earlier suddenly erupts with a bright blue aura, a figure rising from the pillar of power right back into the sky.
As soon as the pillar vanishes, Vali reveals himself in full again, this time with a positively manic smirk plastered across his face.
The sheer glee on his face is contrasted fairly well by the bloody gash he's got a hand on across his torso.
I blink at him.
Dodo I make that same expression?
While looking like that?
You know, maybe Koneko is right.
Perhaps battle lust is a type of perversion?
Suddenly, Vali speaks up, "That sword of yours stings quite a bit" He grins harder, "I certainly wasn't expecting it to possess a Dragon Slayer effect, though. Didn't look like it was doing much to the Red Dragon Emperor before" He trails off, excited.
Dragon Slayer effect?
I look at my blade and tighten my grip harder, sending my power into it like I usually do.
This time, instead of filling an empty vessel, my power slides in alongside something else.
I draw both to the surface.
And watch, as that same Holy Aura flickers around the blade once more, mingling with my power seamlessly.
That same power I never felt before hums off it, albeit, dully.
That's what that is then?
I huff, "Trust me, this is news to me just as much as it is for you," I state dully, "that fight would have been so much easier if I had Dragon Slayer Magic or similar."
How did this happen? I knew my sword was empty, it lacked powers of its own when I first took it up, I felt that.
So thendid it gain a dragon slayer attribute when I finished off the dragon?
I can see the logic, maybe, but not the mechanics of how that works!
Unfortunately, I don't get much time to ruminate on the how, as Vali lets out a loud reverberating chuckle.
Then raises his hand to the side, and clads it in Demonic Power.
I tense, but stop dead and just stare as I watch his power spark and burst into a roaring flame.
Which he promptly slams into his torso.
With a smirk, the man doesn't even flinch as he cauterizes the gash across his body, staring me dead in the eyes all the while.
Which, if he was a girl, I'd absolutely take for 'fuck me' eyes.
After the fire dissipates, and the only thing left is the smell of smoke and burning flesh in the air, Vali finally responds verbally.
"Then it looks like coming out here will be worth it after all," He notes, pleased, "I left Grigori early for this, you know? You really should be grateful."
My brain takes a half second to process that, but really, I'm not even surprised.
"Ah, right," I idly began, "Kuroka told me about your group. She said you formed your team behind the Grigori's back. Why drop that cover now?"
He smiles knowingly at me, "It was fun and all, but Grigori is kind of a sinking ship. When I left?" He grimaced, "Well, let's just say things weren't going so great, and leave it at that." He waves it off.
I guess Vali has no reason to stick around for the Peace Conference, huh?
If that even happens here.
You know, I can't help but wonder whether Vali officially leaving the Grigori and turning traitor was a calculated move from Azazel or something Vali did by himself.
Judging by the way he needed to be adopted by Odin later to not be prosecuted to hell and back as a terrorist, I assume the latter.
Which kind of pisses me off, actually.
I frown right back at him.
AzazelI think he was a shit leader. He'd rather have Grigori die than lead it.
Which to be fair? He's probably going to be getting his wish soon.
But! He still took in the white-haired battle manic before me and raised him basically like an adopted son.
And this brat fucking betrayed him.
My only hope left is that here? He left Grigori when he decided to come fight me so Azazel could claim that he had nothing to do with Vali showing up here to the Shinto.
Not like it'd save Azazel's ass, but I guess it's the thought counts.
I click my tongue and return to a more neutral look, staring at him blankly.
How could I forget?
He's also a stupid battle manic teenager with a grudge and lifelong goal of killing his Super Devil abuser grandfather.
It doesn't change anything, but I can see why he'd do it all, at least.
"Well, you're here," I hold my arms out to either side, "I gave you my welcoming gift for breaking into my property, what now?"
He smirks at me.
I smirk right back.
We both already know the answer.
I could have killed him right there, at the start.
If I had channeled light, instead of fire, I could have cleaved him in half.
But I didn't.
Do you know why?
I, too, wanted this fight!
Vali moves first, posing as he calls, "Balance, Break!" causing his divine-given wings to sparkle and erupt with blue and white power.
At once, the jewels ingrained upon the wings' spine announce
[Vanishing Dragon Balance Breaker!]
Brilliant white draconic metal shines into existence around him, forming across his body like a second skin.
Besides?
I breathe, my blade sparkling with white light as I get into a stance mid-air.
An actual fight will always be far better than most training.
Especially since I don't believe he intends to kill me.
"Try to keep up," Vali says casually and clearly, despite the full body armor, "I'd like for this to last at least a little bit, you know?"
I can almost feel the condescending smirk this guy is sending my way.
I'm going to punch it off him real soon.
"Try not to become mince meat too fast," I reply in kind, smirking all the while, "I know you Devils have a thing for keeling over in the light and divine, but don't worry!"
My smirk widens.
"I'll go easy on you."
I didn't even need to see his face, I could feel the eyebrow twitching there, as he just stared at me.
My smirk turns into a full-on grin.
Then he charges.
A blurry line of white and blue light surges towards me like a bullet train.
Even with my eyes, he's fast. Incredibly so.
I barely have time to raise my blade and block a fist aimed straight at my nose.
The sheer force behind his attack sends me flying away from my estate, my arms rattling and teeth clenched tightly as I endure.
He's stronger than Issei was.
That thought flashes through my mind, as suddenly he's upon me again.
Hinokami Kagura
His hand was already raised, a ball of aura flaring into existence from his palm.
Fake Rainbow.
I twist and fling myself aside, an afterimage barely taking my place before it's deleted in a blinding flash of Demonic Power.
Pushing my body and speed, I flash rapidly all around him, several dozen afterimages appearing all around him.
Vali laughs.
"You call that speed? Well, watch this!" He intones before he flashes to the side.
Clad in a brilliant light, he ping pongs between my afterimages, punching one out before flashing to another.
It doesn't take me long to realize he's taking them out far faster than I can create them.
This air battle? Not working for me.
I need the ground. I need to be able to put my body, my legs, into my speed!
My blade dims, before igniting into swirling flames.
My afterimages dim and disperse themselves, and almost as soon as they do, Vali rushes towards me.
But my blade is already swinging.
Raging Storm Sun Tree.
Several times, in fact, with the combination of Clean Storm Wind Tree and Raging Sun.
But these slashes around me aren't meant to protect me, no, they're meant to obscure me.
Fire lashes and spirals out in every which way, and Vali charges bullheaded straight through it.
He punches a hole straight through the center with his sheer speed alone, causing the flames to burst out in all directions.
Only to slam to a halt as he hits nothing but air on the other side, and looks around in confusion.
Meanwhile, my feet land softly on the ground, obscured by the now flaming trees.
I breathe in, knead chakra in my stomach, and spit out flames.
The flaming trees are soon joined by a massive fireball, rising from the tree line and soaring straight into Vali's back like a comet, hitting his armored figure with a blazing explosion.
When the flames clear, Vali floats there, body slightly turned and head pointedly looking towards me.
I can almost feel the smirk on his face, as I see the demonic magic circle spiral slowly at his block, completely negating my attack.
I click my tongue and flip him the bird.
He snorts derisively before exploding into a line of light, heading straight towards me.
Just as he approaches, I twist and backflip back, avoiding a crushing haymaker that slams and craters the ground like a meteor impact.
My blade booms with my light, flaring and mixing with its new aura and power, as I swing mid-flip.
Setting Sun Transformation.
Vali's wing moves to guard his neck just in time, I hear him tick lightly as the metal of the wing gives slightly under the blade, bending and creaking softly.
But not quite cut.
Damn.
His fist is suddenly far too close to my chin.
At that moment, I recall something that Kuroka told me way back when we first met.
Something about my Holy Spirit Power almost constantly radiated out around me, almost like a shrine?
Now, what kind of being am I fighting again? Who just so happens to get weaker when exposed to divine power?
I grin savagely.
Vali's instincts likely feel what's coming, if my face didn't already give it away, but it's far too late.
I let the chest containing my sun open.
And almost as soon as I do, my Holy Spirit Power explodes out in a tidal wave, washing over Vali like a surfer in the ocean.
He flinches and gasps, and at that moment, his punch goes slower, tilts slightly of course.
I move, pulling my blade back off his wing, and spinning into a horizontal slash that bats his fist away completely.
As soon as I land, I hold out my hand, and focus, commanding my wild radiating aura to focus purely on him.
Vali snarls, his light blue Demonic Power boiling and flickering to the surface around his body in an attempt to disperse the golden divine power that concentrates around him and solidifies, bathing the area in brilliant golden light.
I breathe in, kneading my chakra once more, and spit it back out as a concentrated bloom of crimson hot flames!
With glee, I watch as he attempts to throw out another demonic barrier, only for my flames to crash into and through it like playdough, hitting him spot-on with a firework like explosion.
I follow in soon behind, knowing the risks, but realizing if I don't keep the pressure on, he'll pull something out to turn the tides.
See, the only reason I haven't completely folded in this fight yet is because of my nature, and the fact that he hasn't landed a solid hit on my body yet.
And that first one only matters because the second one is true.
As soon as he can Divide my power, I may as well throw in the towel.
But, If I can weaken him first, with a combination of my divine power, light, and new Dragon Slayer blade, then maybejust maybe, I could eke out a win here.
If I could combine my light and fire like berserker me did, then my chances would soar, but I don't know how to do that.
And the last time I tried something new like that in the middle of a fight, berserker me happened.
So let's not do that again, yeah?
I coat my blade with light as I enter the fray once more, mixing it with the meager dragon slaying power of my blade.
"Let's see how good your endurance is, White Dragon Emperor!" I barked out jubilantly.
And then I started to dance.
Thirteenth Form.
Technically, I have others of course, but keep it simple for now stupid!
It goes like this.
Dance, into Clear Blue Sky, into Raging Sun, and so on.
Keep going, keep battering him down with light imbued dragon slaying sword slashes.
If there is one person that can take it, it's Vali, the fucker that got chewed up and swallowed by Fenrir and lived.
My vertical slash is dodged, barely clipping his chest armor.
When I leap above him, his wings block another spinning slash.
He meets my sword head-on, punching back two more slashes, meeting them blow for blow, the armor across his fists cracking slightly and smoking.
Stepping back, he thrusts out both hands, his Demonic Power boiling and bursting forth in a flash.
I suspect he's trying to push me off him and give himself some breathing space.
It doesn't work.
With a circular slash, my light-infused blade cuts through his demonic power and disperses it.
I step into his guard once more with a flash of movement, backflip over the surprised jab he sent out in response, and aim straight for his head in another sweeping slash.
He ducks underneath it, his wings lash out to try and sweep me to the side.
My eyes glimmer as I see an opportunity.
If I could cut off his wings, would he be able to use Divide anymore?
He certainly wouldn't be able to vent excess power, at the very least.
My halos flash into existence behind me, as I dodge his sweeping wing by flinging myself high upwards.
Only to fall straight back down at such speeds I come in shrouded by a heat haze.
Vali guards his face as I swing down, seemingly, I miss.
"Hmm?" Vali starts, confused, seeing my blade embedded into the ground beside him, "Did...did you seriously-" Only to gasp as his weight shifts slightly.
His left wing is bent so badly out of shape, it's hanging there, splintered and broken and nearly fallen off, having been the true target of my attack.
I spiral back into the air before he can even think to react, slashing upwards, completely cleaving the wing off with that motion.
Vali blanches at that, his body going ramrod still as he staggers from the sudden weight shift.
He only barely manages to dodge my next form, a stab aimed down at his chest, which instead embeds itself into the ground.
"You!" Vali tries to get out, but I keep coming back.
The ground shatters behind me as I move back into his guard, pushing and straining my body as I unleash a flurry of consecutive slashes at him.
Each hammering blow is endured by his gauntlets, left splintered and smoked as I leap over his guard and deliver a wheel-shaped slash into his right shoulder unimpeded, cleaving into it as I pass over.
He grunts in exacerbated pain, whirling around to face my new position, he shouts out, "That's! Enough!"
He throws out both arms, several demonic spell circles manifesting to fire off bullets straight for me.
Too many, can't cleave them all at once.
I move, vanishing in a blur of gold, afterimages appearing by the dozens all around him.
He moves his circles, attacking in as many directions as he can.
I focus, pushing my Holy Spirit Power upon his shoulders as hard as I possibly can, watching as he stills and flinches, and his Demonic Power sputters at the holy invasion.
And once more I'm in his guard.
And the Dance is complete.
Two slashes, one vertical, one horizontal, right to his chest, to complement the first attack I gave him.
The light and holy cleaves through his armor like butter, drawing gouts of blood, and sending him reeling back with a loud gasp.
His Demonic Power fades completely after that, and he grabs his chest as his helmet unfolds.
He stands there, half bent over, smirking at me.
"Well," he starts, amused, "I guess the video wasn't doctored, huh?"
I breathe out and simply deadpan at him.
Is this what it feels like
"You know, I'm almost insulted," I state back, "did you come here to fight, or be my test dummy for attacks?"
He chuckles, "No, noI just figured, training my resistance against holy, light, and dragon slaying powers would be a good idea." His eyes glimmer, "I figure, I might as well get something out of this, you know?"
what it feels like to be used for training.
Well. What goes around comes around, I suppose.
"Still, though," he continues, unabated, "you only figured out your heritage about a month or two ago, no? I was expecting a much worse showing, but you're pretty good for a rookie."
My gaze sharpens, "How did you find that out." I demand.
He laughs right back in my face, and levels an easy smirk at me, "How do you think?"
I snarl and go to say something more with my sword, but he waves me off.
"Don't worry, don't worrydidn't hurt your cat, or anything," he says, bemused, "I just so happened to be in the vicinity of some girl talk between her, and another member of my team."
He grimaces before finishing, "Let's just say I didn't much care for most of it, just the bit about you specifically. After watching the video online, I put two and two together, and knew where to find you."
Damnit kitty. What are you flaying Le Fay with?
Probably sexual stuff. It's always sexual stuff with her.
I click my tongue, before huffing out, "Somehow, I'm not even surprised."
And for that one blissful moment, me and Vali looked at each other and seemed to come to some sort of understanding.
But that's beside the point right now.
I break this moment, but I simply asking the very obvious.
"You gonna stop holding back now?"
Vali blinks at that, then smiles.
"If you think you can handle it."
I'm about to get every single bone in my body broken, aren't I?
I meet his gaze with a smile of my own.
"Test me."
Vali grinned.
And his aura exploded.
His armor rapidly repairs itself in bubbling light, and even his wing reforms with such speed you wouldn't even know it was cut off before.
His Demonic Power roars forth with the power of his Sacred Gear, and my Holy Spirit Power gets crushed under its rampaging chaotic wake.
I still as cold dread shoots up my spine, and I rapidly pull back every ounce of power into my body.
I dredge up every bit of energy I possess, and strain it within my body to beat back the tide of pressure I feel rolling off the half-devil before me.
Even with my meager Senjutsu aura sensing, I can feel it.
His power, right now, is stronger than Issei's was in his Juggernaut Drive.
And beyond that, unlike the animalistic wild drive that fueled Juggernaut Drive, I'm facing something far worse.
Controlled power, backed by a sentient mind, a mind acclaimed for being a combat genius.
I'm fucked, aren't I?
That thought couldn't be proved right sooner, then when his fist suddenly appeared, buried into my chest, a trail of light blasting out behind.
I couldn't see him move.
And suddenly, I'm sent flying.
My touki snapped like a twig, my ribs shattered like china, and I'm left sprawling through the air, not even sure what the fuck is going on.
I hear his voice resound right next to me, just slightly below, "I noticed you're much stronger on the ground than in the air," he remarks casually, "It's because you're focused on your physical body more, right? You can kick off with your legs on the ground, and put more force behind your attacks then."
I lash out with a wild slash in the direction of his voice as my body repairs itself.
Suddenly, his voice is on the other side.
"Here, allow me to help you with that little problem."
The air cracks like thunder as his foot impacts my stomach, and I'm flung like a ragdoll straight into the sky.
Thank fuck there aren't any bones to break there, just, organs.
My entire body is buzzing, and I can't stop being thankful that I don't experience true pain, or else my body may have given up from the shock of it.
But I won't have that.
His voice echoes from above, "Here we go," the air cracks again as my momentum is halted, an armored grip around my face, "enjoying the view?"
Slowly looking around with my eyes I alone, I see clouds.
He kicked me to fucking cloud level.
I can almost feel the amused smirk being radiated at me from beneath his helmet.
"Don't give out on me now, alright? You've still got one last thing to see!" He adds on, as his wings perk up and radiate.
[Divide!]
Weakness assaults me.
It felt like my power, the quality of my very being, just got violently cut in half.
I gasp through gritted teeth, and raise my blade once more, imbuing it with light.
[Divide!] [Divide!] [Divide!]
My unpowered blade smacks against his neck and rebounds off it dully.
Fuuucck
"Hmm," Vali hums, "this should put you ataround Low Class, on the Devil scale, I believe?" He gets slightly closer, looking straight at my face, "Well, look at that. Are you still conscious? Color me further impressed!" He states, seemingly legitimately ecstatic.
Barely.
I'm justbarely
Whatwhat did I tell Koneko I was going to practice again?
"You know," the Chuuni Dragon Emperor begins to monologue, "I originally came here because I needed a new rival, and since you sort of killed my destined one, maybe you could fill in that role."
Ah, right.
"I wasn't expecting much, to be honest." He continues, "That videowell, I wasn't overly impressed, you mostly danced around the whole time, and didn't fight. Not until the end." He spits out
I grit my teeth.
"Thefuck you say?" I weakly mutter back, "You got a problem with dance, Chuuni Dragon?"
He flinches, but only snickers as he grasps my face tighter.
"Someone's got a mouth still, huh?"
I snort.
"Someone does stupid poses when they transform, huh?" I spit right back, "You should join my Magical Girl Club at school, you'd fit right in!"
He twitches at that, and tilts his head slightly, "MagicalGirl Club?" He repeats back at me, floored.
I grin and take this moment to flip my inner floodgates open, just like before.
It's evening now, compared to early morning when I last tried this, It means I should be strongerbut grow weaker as time goes on.
The incoming tsunami wave of Holy Spirit Power slams into my body, roiling through like a violent current.
My mind barely holds on, I force it to hold on.
"Yeah, yeah" I hum out, slowly, a molten honey aura bubbles around my body, and I can feel it once he finally looks at me, the moment his eyes widen.
In both shock and excitement.
"R-Really, it's a fun t-timeyou should come see it-" My voice shifts rapidly before it finally breaks and I growl out instead, grabbing the arm that holds my body aloft.
My mind, rather than be carried along like before, is assaulted by a tidal wave of emotions and thoughts so foreign and wrong it makes me want to vomit.
How dare he enter my home, this half-devil spawn holding a wild animal in his wings!
How dare he-
Hnnghhh! No! Come on!
Stop it!
Let me free!
Vali, of course, helps in his way.
By throwing me up, slightly.
And punching me straight in the jaw.
My mind wavers, white noise fills my ears
And golden, wrathful light, fills my vision.
My arms become clad with a bright molten aura, and I move as if possessed, slamming both fists right atop Vali's face.
The air roars as heat and wind billow out, Vali stares at me dumbly with a sunburnt face, as he rockets downward, his helmet blown off, and shoulder pouldrons halfway melted.
I snarl, before I move, to return his earlier favor.
Appearing just above the ground, I catch his flying body by the throat and stare dead into his eyes.
"Apologize to me," I command, "for being born into my world."
The creature before me blinks, then smirks, as his armor reforms quickly with a flash.
He responds rather simply. Rather cockily, for a half-breed parasite.
"Make me."
And so I shall.
~ A New Sun ~
Kuroka appeared, stepping from her magic circle in a hurry, into a forest of desolation.
Charred nature, as far as she could sense, see, and smell, stretched out around her.
The culprits?
The two dumbasses wailing at each other in the sky.
Noriaki snarls, taking a punch straight to his jaw that sends him spiraling back.
He rights himself quickly, and holds up his hand, an orb of spiraling golden flames forming above his palm, bathing the dimming evening sky in new golden light.
"Last Sun." He intones viciously, before throwing the miniature sun at her team's founder.
Who merely holds out his hand.
[Divide!][Divide!][Divide!][Divide!]
And divides the star into non-existence.
Noriaki grits his teeth, a ferocious grin spilling out onto his face as he charges straight back into the fight.
Vali laughs boisterously, shouting to the heavens as he meets Noriaki blow for thunderous blow, their fist cracking the sky like thunder as they meet, "Yes! Yes! This is more like it! This is what I wanted to see! Come! COME!"
Kuroka just rolled her eyes, then stared deadpanning at the two.
Boys.
What was she worried about again? If Vali wanted to kill her Noriaki, he could have just utilized Juggernaut Drive right off the bat and overpowered him quickly.
But she eyes Noriaki in specific.
Even in that state of his.
Whatever that is exactly.
She was showing Le Fay the video of him fighting earlier while giving commentary about things that most definitely mattered.
Like how it was essential his boxers didn't get blown off during the fight, or else the resulting encumbrance would have made him lose outright.
Watching Le Fay squirm and bluster at all her little comments was most definitely worth it.
The scolding she's gonna get from Arthur later once he finds out about all that? Maybe not so much.
The fucking she's going to get after this fight for accidentally revealing Nori's location?
Okay, she's very much looking forward to that.
She shouldprobably make sure they have a house to fuck in, first though.
Noriaki suddenly raised his sword, a cyclone of golden fire whirling out from the blade as he slashed thrice.
Vali dodged between two, letting them slam into the ground beneath him and cleave open small molten ravines upon the Earth's surface, before blasting through the third to deliver a haymaker straight to his face.
To his credit, Noriaki tanked it with barely a flinch, grabbed Vali by his shoulder pauldrons, and breathed a stream of crimson flame straight into his face.
Vali tried to shield his face, but Noriaki just pressed harder, the flames intensifying and sparking with light before bursting golden.
Following swiftly after, Vali lashed out, grabbing Noriaki's face and forcing him to aim upwards into the sky.
Even from here, Kuroka winced, seeing Vali's gauntlets just gone, with his upper arms scorched to hell and back.
When Vali suddenly lurched forward, grappling Noriaki tightly, before shooting downwards in a stream of light, Kuroka decided now was the time to get out of dodge.
Casting a Youjutsu spell to make herself invisible, using Senjutsu so the boys couldn't detect her, and with a small simple application of that new power Noriaki gave her, she's off!
Nori was still trying to breathe fire on him, even as he was being dragged and slammed into the ground.
The heat wave that accompanied the small rumble as they struck the ground told her as much.
Even if she wasn't using Information Magic to keep watch of their fight from afar.
Just in case.
Luckily, the two seemed to have pushed their brawl away from the house, so that was still in one piece.
However, without the barrier around it, that could change.
So, Kuroka worked on setting up a rather rudimentary barrier around the house as she watched the fight like one would watch an anime episode.
Except, unlike in anime, where several episodes take up some five to ten minutes in an in-universe fight?
This fight lasts for hours.
And in some respects, it's painful to watch.
It's clear that whatever state Noriaki's in runs of the height of the sun.
As it fell, he got progressively weaker and weaker.
After a couple of hours, punches that would annihilate Vali's armor in one to two hits took double the amount of blows.
Another hour or so later? He couldn't even produce his golden flames anymore, and his normal crimson fire simply wasn't doing enough quick enough.
He ended up switching to pure light once more, and that brought greater results.
For a little under an hour, because that's when night finally truly began, and well
As much as Kuroka would love to root for Noriaki here, It just isn't happening today.
Because she knows for a fact these two are going to go at it again sometime.
Hopefully, later rather than sooner.
By the time she got back, you couldn't even tell there was a forest there anymore, just scorched and molten plains.
And in the center of it all? A massive smoking crater, where a white armored figure stood over a robed one, foot firmly pressed down against his chest.
Shockingly enough, though, only Vali was heaving, with Noriaki wiggling underneath the armored boot trying to get out.
"You" Vali gulped air, "are one persistent bastard, aren't you?"
"And your entire existence, is bullshit!" Noriaki groaned out, swinging his sword at Vali's leg, only for it to ping off it uselessly, "How are you so damn tough, huh? You're half devil, you should be keeling over foaming at the mouth from light poisoning!"
Vali chuckled breathlessly, "I'm just that good. And you've still got a long way to go."
"Ah!" Nori snaps his fingers, his eyes widening rapidly in realization, "I got it! I need to be more Chuuni! Then the world will favor me more so I can pull off more ridiculous bullshit."
Kuroka had to hold back a laugh to not reveal herself so soon, it only got harder once Vali visibly twitched at that.
"See, I already got a catchphrase, now I just need to pose!" Nori exclaimed as if he was learning the truth of the world, "So, right before I go into Ara-Mitama next time, I'll do a JoJo pose! Tell me, Chuuni Dragon Emperor lay upon me your wisdom! What should my ultimate attack be call-ACK!"
Vali suddenly pressed his boot down harder, really grinding it into his chest.
"Would you pleasejust shut the fuck up?" Vali groaned out.
"B-But, But!" Nori heaved out, yet grinning, "I need that master's advice! Clearly, I am in the presence of the one true Chuuni! There can be no greater advice!"
Vali deadpanned at the desolate plains around them, then looked straight back down at Nori, and simply stated.
"These past few lines of conversation have done more damage to me than you did during the whole of our fight."
"ACK!?" Nori flinched as if punched in the nose, sputtering indignantly as Vali just smirked down at him.
Alright, this is cute and all, but
Kuroka dropped her visibility and sensing protection, suddenly appearing as if from thin air.
"Alright, alright, nya~!" She starts, walking up to the two who perk up and look at her.
Well, Vali does, Nori barely lifts his head to glimpse at her.
"Haven't you two had enough fun, keep going any further, and you might attractunwanted attention, nya~!" Kuroka reminded them.
Both boys grimaced at that, or at least Nori did. After all, they are right next to Kuoh.
The only reason she suspects that the Devils and Shinto haven't rushed out to see what is going on right outside is because the talks are going on right now.
Probably why Vali chose this time to do this, so they wouldn't be interrupted.
Vali sighs and removes his foot from Nori's chest, prompting a groan of relief from the half-buried demigod.
"If she's here, I guess I should probably go," she could feel Vali cringe as he continued, prompting her to smirk, "I don't wanna be around to hear what you two get up toespecially if even half of what she says is true."
Nori looks at her, narrowing his eyes, "The fuck you tell your little team?"
She wiggles her finger at him, and winks, "Only the truth, nya~!"
Nori groans, and Vali's armor drops, revealing a sympathetic look on his face aimed at the guy he just punched into a crater.
Oi! She's not that bad!
"One more thing," Vali adds on, looking at Nori, "my team is open to you if you wanna join. You're pretty tough yourself, and given time, I can tell you're only going to get better."
Kuroka blinks.
Noriaki blinks and widens his eyes into saucers as he fully registers what he just heard.
"I'll" Nori begins, hesitantly, "I'll think about it, alright? Wanna see where everything lands in the world first."
Vali nods, "That's fine."
He then promptly turns and starts walking away.
Before suddenly stopping, turning his head back to them slightly.
"You better be stronger for next time," he adds ominously, "I want to show you what a real Juggernaut Drive looks like."
And with that, his demonic magic circle bursts into existence beneath him and flashes him away.
The silence that promise left behind is suddenly filled, by Nori snorting.
"Really? Couldn't even say goodbye properly? The hell man! Chuuni ass- OOF!" He grunts, cut off, as a new weight falls upon him.
This time, something she knows is far more welcome.
She straddled his lap, with her hands resting daintily upon his chest, smirking down upon him.
"Ah," He looks up at her, smiling warmly, "hi kitty" He reaches up, stroking her face gently.
"Nori-kun~?" She begins with a small purr, "You okay?"
He blinks at that, "Well, yeah, I can heal, remember?"
"No no no, not like that," she refutes, "I mean after getting your ass beaten so thoroughly, nya~?"
He deadpans at her promptly. "Yes, I am in fact not a sore loser and can take an L, kitty." Then, he smacks her straight on the ass.
She can't even get a mewl out before he suddenly wraps his arms around her, and pulls her down completely into a hug.
"Cleanups gonna suck, ain't it?" He suddenly continues, "Especially since I'd rather we get it done fast."
Kuroka hummed and purred against him, before asking in a quiet daze, "Why is that, Nori-kun~?"
He pats her on the back, before slowly sitting up with her.
"Why, because my sexy little kitty~!" He grins, "We're moving to Kyoto!"
The Inner Shrine of Naiku, housed within the Shrine Complex of the Ise Grand Shrine is dead silent.
Not in worship for the one Kami who's housed here, unfortunately, but rather in sober and silent thought.
Within this shrine, a round cypress wood table has been erected. Six chairs fit on either side with only one side currently being occupied, although, by how the chairs have all been justled about, it's clear then they were in use rather recently.
On one end, the figure of a woman sits alone, staring at the ceiling absent-mindedly.
She seemed rather bored, a far-away look clear in her violet eyes, as her long pink locks flowed down from her head and swept the ground gently.
"You know, Ama-chan," the woman breaks the silence suddenly, "if this is what you have to deal with every day in Takamaghara, I can see why you gave the Earth to your grandchildren."
A voice, feminine and soft whilst sounding absolutely done permeates the inner shrine, barely above a muttering whisper.
"I knoware you counting, Inari-san?"
She nods, "This is the third recess the Devils have called so far," she muses, "think they'll come back with something different this time? This time did seem more urgent than the last."
The voice snorted, sounding almost like cracking wood, "I doubt it," Amaterasu muses back, "It's been the same thing, over and overwe didn't know anything, we didn't do anythingthey have no one to blame it on, so all they can do is claim ignorance."
It was Inari's turn to snort.
Truly, Inari didn't want to deal with Satan's Leviathan and Lucifer back then, because she knew she'd have to deal with them now.
After all, the Shinto need to present a united front right now, and she's the closest to a leader or at the very least a representative for the Earthly Kami.
Amaterasu is of course 'here' for the Heavenly Kami.
But they are missing one, the King of Yomi was supposed to show a while ago, but he hasn't quite yet.
Granted, it's not like they need him here.
Susanoo-no-Mikoto does have a reputation, after all.
Still, he was supposed to be here to confirm the number of the deceased, really press the severity of the situation down upon the Devils, and force them to agree to someterms.
But, it's not like they were the only ones missing some of their number.
Inari hummed, before adding, "Think they are finally going to drag the Grigori and Heaven into this?"
Save for the uneasy creaking of the wood composing the Shrine, she didn't get a direct verbal response.
It's strange.
Heaven has seemingly denied the Devil's call for help at all.
While the Grigori don't seem to be picking up the phone in the first place.
It's very strange.
Standard Three Faction modus operandi dictates that in big situations like this, the three usually band together to press-gang the opposition down and get what they want.
Inari, personally, thinks it's hilarious.
Because they've been leaving the Leviathan out to dry, as she sits across from them and argues around and around in circles.
The Earthly Kami can see the poor Satan getting desperate, and rather annoyed, at the whole thing.
After all, it's not like the Devils can claim that they, the Shinto, were at fault.
Noriaki's reveal to the world, showing him as the first responder, while Inari herself covertly focuses on luring people away from the area and trying to save those caught in the blast, sealed that option from them.
It was especially impressive, considering the world sees them as fairly isolationist.
On the flip side, however, the Shinto themselves cannot lay the blame solely upon the Devils either.
For one, the video also showed the sisters of the Satans attempting to help out and beyond that, trying to pin the blame on them and calling them incompetent directly goes against the edict Amaterasu laid at the Devil's feet all those years ago.
The Devils aren't supposed to own territory in Japan anymore. If the Shinto tried to claim the sisters didn't overlook the territory properly, then are they not saying they consider that territory Devil territory?
What about the edict then? Was that just grandstanding from an enraged deity at the time?
Well, yes. But they can't exactly admit that out loud, can they?
Inari internally groaned.
Politics.
Inari gave politics all of her hate.
At least this situation gives her the excuse to not have to 'be in' several thousand different places at once, answering prayers, giving blessings, running several different businesses and enterprises, making several dozen different products, and-
She blinks rapidly a few times, her thoughts snapping out ofthat rut again, as she shifts in her seat and sighs.
"How are things going in Heaven?" Inari decides to ask, filling the silence once more.
Also would help stop her mind from drifting off, again
The wood creeks, as if grunting this time, and the voice returns once more, "I just shot a beam of sunlight through some Kami who thought we should be thanking the Devils for their help, and be giving them a gift."
Inari giggled at the absurdity, "Who was it?"
She could feel the wooden walls shrug, and the voice huffs, "I don't know, there are millions of them, how am I supposed to remember one dumbass amongst the sea of millions?"
"Fair," Inari mused with a sly smile, which only grew slightly more as her senses were pricked by the telltale chill of Demonic Power entering the confines of the shrine space, "ah, guess who's back~?"
"Inari." The Shrine, at Ama's voice, felt like it was deadpanning at her, "I can tell, I'm basically inhabiting the shrine, you don't need to say that."
"I know~! But I'm going to do, anyways~!" She sang out in response.
Not like there's anything better to do anyway.
Inari suddenly quirked her brow, and the Shrine seemed to be still, as another Demonic Power entered the space.
Not with a chill, but like a void. A black hole of all-consuming crushing power, that could easily annihilate anything it so much as blinks at.
Inari inwardly muses then, that it's rather impressive the amount of control the master has over such power.
Unlike the last two times, the Leviathan doesn't enter the inner sanctum alone, as the door opens and she walks in, not too far behind her is the source of said power.
Sirzechs Lucifer, in formal Satan attire and all.
Inari is the first to speak, "Welcome, welcome~! I see Satan Lucifer's here as well! Did something happen down in the Underworld?"
Serafall sat down, a blank look on her face, not responding at all.
As Sirzechs sits down, he grimaces. "First things first," he bows slightly to Inari, "Lady Inari Okami, a pleasure. No, everything's fine. Right now, anyways." Inari giggles to that, before Sirzechs turns his eyes upwards, "Well met, Chief Goddess of the Shinto, Lady Amaterasu Omikami, I thank you for allowing me access to your most sacred shrine."
A beat passes, before her voice returns, directed at the Satan Lucifer, "And I thank you, for not letting out that power of yours to disperse the shrine's power."
Sirzech blinks at this, not expecting her voice to come fromeverywhere.
He turns to look at Serafall, who waves it off. "You get used to it, after a while." She adds, dully, tiredly. "Now, tell them what you told me, please"
"Right, right, Sera" he sighs and faces Inari's side of the table, "We believe we may know who caused all this."
"Hmm?" Amaterasu hummed out all around, slightly intrigued, "And who may that be?"
"The Fallen." Sirzechs answered clearly and succinctly, "They were using a Sacred Gear Extractor in Kuoh, presumably killing many. They tried extracting the Boosted Gear from its host, andwell." Sirzechs trailed off, obviously needing not to explain further there.
Inari, very slowly, pulled out a hand fan and started waving it in front of her face.
Serafall sighed, and Sirzechs looked around and pulled at his collar, as the heat within the shrine rose by several magnitudes.
"Where did you get this information from?" The Shrine demanded with a loud creak.
Sirzechs winced, "Yourson, actually."
The rising heat halted, staying at a boiling simmer.
Inari raised her eyebrow slightly, and quickly put two and two together.
"Ah, that Reincarnated Devil, then?" Inari spoke up, "He told her, who told you and your sister?"
Sirzechs nodded, "He told my Rias's Rook, yes."
Well, isn't that a shock? She didn't think the boy knew anything, and certainly didn't think to ask him while she still could, he seemed far too out of it.
Looks like Amaterasu is learning something about her son today, hmm?
Well, it certainly isn't Inari's problem who he fucks and summons, so who's she to judge?
"Inari." Amaterasu's voice echoes dully through the inner shrine, causing her to pipe up, "Kuoh has a Church, no? If the Fallen were in town, they would have been there. Could you check it for me, please?"
Ah, glad she's taking it well.
"Sure thing~! It will be just a moment!" Inari leans back into her chair, her eyes gaining a thousand-yard stare as she sees elsewhere.
Several of her cute little foxes are still roaming around Kuoh, assisting in the cleanup and searching effort.
She takes control of one of them and has it go skipping off, towards the church house sitting atop a hill in the middle of town.
The doors to the Church are gone, the little fox easily walking in to find them several feet from where they should be hinged, smashed off the frame and onto the ground.
It looks around and beholds the smashed and defaced iconography. The twisted symbols, and ruined insides of the building, the smell of ash and fire wafting through the air.
But the most damning thing it sees?
The stretches upon stretches of Enochian, the Language of the Angels, desecrating the walls of the Church.
Although Inari herself can't read exactly what they say, she knows the purpose of the writings.
To block out His sight from the house, and deconsecrate the ground around it, commonly used when the Fallen wish to set up a base, but don't want their wayward Father to watch them.
They were here.
Inari blinks back to herself, slowly sitting forward with a grim smile on her face, as soon as she speaks, everyone focuses on her, "They were there," she starts, "the walls are covered in Enochian, to ward away His sight."
Sirzech's eyes widened at the confirmation, a grim frown slowly stretching across his face.
Serafall meanwhile, groaned loudly, "Why, why Azazel!" she shouted, throwing her hands up into the air, "No, how!? How does someone fuck up this badly!" She pulls a phone from her uniform again and starts rapidly pressing the screen, "Pick! Up! The! Phoooonnnee!"
Her phone screen starts to flicker, causing her to pause.
"Eh?" It glitches, before sparking and flickering dead. "Eh!? Oh, come on! Not now!"
The people sitting in the shrine stare at that occurrence with a widened or confused gaze, but Amaterasu? She merely sighs.
"Well, here we go." Is all she says.
Suddenly, a demonic magic circle appears next to Sirzech's ear.
"Hmm?" He hums out, then his eyes widen into saucers. "The Grigori headquarters is under attack!?"
Serafall pales and blanches at that, "Huh?"
Inari hums thoughtfully, and is about to ask who, but
Well, the storm building around the Shrine should be a pretty good answer, no?
Sirzechs tensed suddenly, muttering into the circle something about the border, before dispelling it.
Just in time, the smell of ozone fills the air and a massive lance of lightning roars down from the heavens.
The Shrine seems to part, its pieces folding and sliding to the lighting through, striking a chair on the Shinto's side and shaking the entire Shrine complex.
And standing there, once the light from the bolt parts?
The King of Yomi, God of the Sea and Storms.
Susanoo-no-Mikoto. Battle worn blue robes clad his form, pulled open to freely expose his muscular chest, and a long straw hat barely hiding his stormy long black hair, and glowing fiery orange eyes.
In one hand, he holds the Governor General of the Grigori, Azazel, up by the neck. With the other, a massive silver odachi, notched like a sword breaker near the hilt and roiled with darkness and thunder.
"Here's the man you're looking for." The storm god grunted out, before tossing the Fallen like a bag of bricks to the other side of the table.
Azazel has seen better days, Inari thinks.
The man looks like he got struck by lightning and flung through a mountain. Several lightning-shaped burn marks are laced across his body, his clothes are similarly scorched and torn, and several of his wings are bent out of shape or outright broken.
The man's body ragdolls into a chair, which promptly skids across the room with him on it, and slams into the wall.
Azazel grunts, and groans as soon as the chair stops, sitting up slightly, he sees Sirzechs and Serafall, glaring at him.
"Ah," he huffs out, "well, I" he sighs, "okay, yeahthis one is my bad." He admits, belatedly.
Serafall lunges at him, crying out like a banshee as she rams into him, grabs him by his collar, and starts furiously shaking him every which way.
His cries of pain as he tries to put away his wings, and calls for saying he needs to explain, went unheard and ignored as Serafall continued.
Not even Sirzechs looked like he wanted to step in to maintain any sense of professionalism left.
Above them, the Shrine closed back up, and Susanoo took his seat lazily, putting his feet up on the table.
"Brother." Amaterasu's voice rang through, dryly, prompting the Kami in question to huff right back.
"Don't start with me right now, sister." Susanoo bit out, "That fucking clown and his posse of edgy rebel wannabes deserved it, and you know it."
"I know." She replied, prompting the deity to blink, "Good job."
Susanoo elected to sit there for a moment, staring dumbly at the table, before huffing and setting this sword down against the chair he was sitting on.
He crosses his arms and lets his eyes go to a more normal look, the blazing orange and red becoming nothing more than piercing sky-blue eyes, as he watches on in amusement at the antics of the Satan of Foreign Affairs.
Specifically how she was slowly shaking Azazel to death. The near-upshot view under her skirt was just a bonus at this point.
Even Inari watched on in poorly disguised mirth behind her fan.
Although it was odd, Inari supposed.
Just how quiet Amaterasu was right now.
After several long moments of enjoying the scene, it was slightly shocking just who eventually interrupted it.
Loudly clearing his throat before speaking up, Susanoo began.
"789." He stated, prompting the Devils to still and turn to him, Serafall still holding a groaning and dazed Azazel by the collar. "That's the death total, the amount of souls whose deaths I could manage to trace back to the dragon currently. And that's not counting the likely dozens if not hundreds more humans who are hospitalized right now." Susanoo added lowly, "Who knows how large that number may be in a week or two from now."
At this Sirzech's frown deepened, saddened at the news, whilst Serafall seemed to bristle, lowering her glare upon the Governor General once more, who tenses up likely expecting his face to get caved in.
Susanoo snorts at his plight, "Hold it shortstuff, you can wail on him some more after I finish."
Blinking, Serafall looks right back at Susanoo, head tilted slightly, "Eh? Shortstuff?"
Ignoring her, he continues, "I don't know the exact population count of Kuoh Town, so who's to say if those are big deal numbers-"
"Kuoh Town isn't large enough to be considered a city, but still possesses large scale accommodations for large population centers," Inari interjects, "if I had to guess? I'd say Kuoh possesses the upper-end population range for a town, somewhere between 15,000 and 20,000 people."
It's Susanoo's turn to blink, "Thanks, foxy. Anyways!" He moves on, ignoring the giggles she sends his way, "While all that's not fine at all, you wanna know what really pissed me off? What took me so damn long to make it here?"
Thunder rumbled outside, as Susanoo gritted his teeth.
"The few dozen mutilated souls I found over the past month, sorted between Yomi and the Buddhist Heaven!" He practically snarled out, lightning flashing in the background, he levels a fiery glare right at Azazel, who shivers at the god's wrath-filled gaze, "You are lucky, so very lucky, that the bone-headed edge lord outcast from Olympus set down that law that prevented all Death Gods from interrogating exact details out of their dead, or I would have had your head on a spike! And your wings cut off, and sent right back to your Dadd-"
"Susanoo." Amaterasu's voice cut in, stern, yet frighteningly calm. "Still your rage, before you tear apart my Shrine with your storm outside."
Inari looked outside, seeing almost hurricane-like rains and winds and flashes of lightning rage outside.
Susanoo growled, stretching his fingers, as the storm outside slows, but doesn't truly subside.
"Regardless, Mother's Shinigami have the Grigori Headquarters locked down. As soon as we figured out the damage done to those souls was much like that caused by having a Sacred Gear torn out, I led the charge myself." He bit out, then looked at Sirzechs directly, "You don't need to worry. It's just Fallen territory we're locking down, I'm locking down."
Sirzechs nodded, tentatively, "Then you'll understand if we keep a watch over our borders, then?"
Susanoo waved him off with a grunt, which Sirzechs took for affirmation.
"Alright!" Serafall suddenly called out, "We good then? Good? Okay!" She holds up Azazel and sets him down in his seat. "What are we going to do, then? Because, I, personally? Can think of several things to do!" She gets this downright sadistic grin that forces Azazel to grimace and shiver.
"Before then," Amaterau's voice interceded, cold and commanding, "I want to hear it. What happened, from his point of view."
Azazel blinked out at that, and pointed to himself, slowly.
"Me?" He looks around, seeing everyone stare at him like he's an idiot, "H-Hey! I know, I know, I'm justsurprised is all. I honestly thought I was just gonna be strung up like the world's handsomest pinata, and beat on all night after I gotah," he looks at Susanoo, "invited here."
Susanoo glares right back, but before he can administer a controlled shock, Amaterasu says one word.
"Azazel."
He winces, and holds up his hands, "Alright, alrightso, ah shitwhere do I begin." He rubs his chin, "So, the Fallen in Kuoh? I sent them there to keep watch over the Boosted Gear user, with instructions to ah" he clears his throat, "to kill him, under certain conditions. Like lack of talent, compatibility, and such. You know? Standard operating procedures." He explains, "I didn't tell them specifically that the boy had the Boosted Gear, for security purposes, obviously. Most lower-level Fallen aren't the most trustworthy as a rule of thumb, but this particular cell" he trails off.
He thinks for a brief moment, before shaking his head as he settles on, "Most cells know the Sacred Gear extraction ritual to collect gears for research, but that's an old practice, I don't know why they went on a gear collection frenzythe fools died long before they could tell me anything about their mission, so I guess it doesn't matter now." He finished with a sigh.
He was meant with silence.
"Can I toss him into Cocytus yet?" Until it was broken, by Serafall's deadpan question.
"Make sure to cut his wings off first." Susanoo adds, 'helpfully' with a snort.
"Okkkayyy~!" Serafall happily summons a very jagged piece of ice using her Demonic Power and starts advancing on Azazel, who inches back away from her more and more.
"I think it's funny." All of them paused as Amaterasu's voice broke through again, this time, she sounded amused, "How your name fits you so well, Governor General."
"A-Ah?" Azazel's face twitches and he gives an uneasy smile, "Thank you, Lady Amaterasu?"
"We keep taking it out on you, and yet" she continued, "I feel as though we have a much better target than the man who doesn't even truly run his organization. Your Cadres? They don't do anything either. They sit in their tower, researching, learning, but never keeping up with the present beyond what suits them."
Azazel gulps, the heat in the shrine simmers, and Serafall blinks as her jagged ice knife starts to melt in her grip.
"I suppose, from a certain standpoint, I'm no better, hmm?" She giggles slightly, "But at the very least, I'm not stuck in the past anymore." A pause, as the Shrine seems to sigh, "I'll be honest, Azazel. The only reason I haven't declared war on your entire Faction and razed your Headquarters to the ground? Four years ago. The Heavenly Alola Incident, your Fallen saved many sons and daughters under my light that day."
Azazel's eyes widened in realization, as she continued, "And those same sons and daughters continue to do good work, with my people's blessings."
Susanoo scowled slightly at their specific mention, while Inari was slowly beginning to realize where Amaterasu was going with this.
"So, rather than you, Azazelhere's what I want. Lives given, are lives your people took away once more," the Shrine's heat and power seemed to press down upon Azazel, causing him to sweat and his knees to buckle, "I would have them returned to me, my sons and daughters born under my light, and by the end of all this? Either by division and dividing up, or destruction, the Three Factions shall become Two."
Serafall blinked at that, "That isthe dissolution of the Grigorijust like that!?"
Loud, uproarious clapping, echoes throughout the shrine, coming straight from the god of storms himself.
"There we fucking go! Hahaha!" Susanoo laughed like thunder, "My little sister can pimp slap a little bitch! Ah, where the fuck is the pimp's prayer when you need one!"
Inari watched all this very carefully, as she got the immense feeling that her workload was about to double or triple.
Bypassing Susanoo's hooting and hollering, Amaterasu went on, "Clearly. The good they've done doesn't outweigh the harm, no? Traitors after traitors, deaths after deaths, with the Children they are supposed to watch over constantly being caught in the crossfire, used by their traitors, or outright killed by them regardless. When will it end, Azazel?"
The aforementioned Governor General simply looked dead to the world, perking up slightly at his name, "I" he starts, "It's not that simple, I" he sighs, deeply. "I don't know."
Slowly, he looks up at the Shrine, "If we force this issue, you know there are several executives that wouldn't approve, right? They'll try something, and I won't be able to stop them."
"Would you be able to stop them, regardless?" She responds curtly, prompting a wince from the Fallen. "Let them come," she continues, "they'll be dealt with one way or another."
"Iugh," Azazel looks towards Sirzechs and Serafall, though he doesn't look particularly hopeful, "what about you guys, huh?"
Serafall responds first, with a rather simple, "You nearly got my little So-tan killed."
And that's all she needed to say to get her feelings across.
Sirzechs rubbed the back of his head, sheepishly, "Idon't particularly blame you for my Rias' lack of danger sense, Azazel, but this is bad." he stresses, "We all know, this situation could have been so much worse. If the wielder was stronger, thenwell" he trails off silently, the obvious implication hanging.
"Still," he continues, "I don't know if dividing up the Grigori like this is a good solution, that's a fair amount of assets, and people, and a whole lot of work and potentially small-scale fighting over something like this, isn't it?"
"That is what negotiations are for, Satan Lucifer." Inari pipes up for the first time in a while, "And besides, I don't think it needs to be said, but I think we all know Lady Amaterasu isn't going to budge on this at this point."
"Ah," Sirzechs hummed, and looked at Serafall, "I suppose I'm not the Satan of Foreign Affairs, but," he sighed, looking down at the table, "no, we can make this work, I believe." He moves his gaze to Azazel, "I'm sorry."
Azazel waves him off, leaning against the table himself.
"Yeah, yeah, alright" he sighs, defeatedly, before looking between the two sides, "for what it's worth? I'm sorry too. So!" He claps his hands together with fake cheer, "Where do we start?"
~ A New Sun ~
With a bright crimson flash, Sirzechs Lucifer appeared in the Gremory Castle, a somber expression marring his face.
He had left not too long after the Grigori began being carved up, trusting Serafall's renewed motivation to push her through and let her finish the job.
Meanwhile, Sirzechs had something he considered much more important to do.
Taking a ginger walk through his old childhood home, he eventually finds the room he's looking for and knocks on the closed door.
"Ria-tan," he calls out softly, "are you awake?"
He already knew the answer. Beyond just sensing her awake, he knew his sister well enough to know she wouldn't be getting any sleep right now.
She was waiting for him, after all.
He heard the soft pattering of feet approach, just before the door handle was rustled and slowly opened.
"Brother?"
Revealing his baby sister, in her nightgown, looking absolutely depressed.
Her posture held a sag, her eyes were baggy, and her face held a constant sad frown.
He had to hold himself back from wincing, it hadn't been so long since the incident, and yet, once what finally happened in her town caught up to herwell.
Rias crashed hard.
It only got worse once she found out what the Fallen were doing right under her nose.
She blamed herself almost instantly, and as much as Sirzechs wanted to say it wasn't entirely her fault, to cheer and hype her up as Sera had been to the Shinto, he justcouldn't.
He couldn't lie to her like that, right to her face. She wouldn't believe it.
And this is all before even knowing all the damages, the death total.
That thought made him struggle to hold back a wince.
"Got time for a small talk?" He asked tentatively.
She merely nodded and beckoned him in.
He had barely managed to close the door behind him, before Rias spoke up, albeit softly.
"How many."
Sirzechs paused, before turning to face her completely, "Not counting those in the hospital, but counting those who the Fallen killed as well?" He elaborated, she nodded, "Just under a thousand."
Rias flinched as if struck.
"That'ssomewhere around 5%..." She mutters, mostly to herself, before slowly curling up into a ball on her bed, and saying no more.
Sirzechs walked over to her side, and put his hand on her head, petting her hair gently, "Listen, RiasI'm not going to sit here, and tell you how bad the situation isyou already know that." He began, tentatively, "Mother and Father have already decided on how they plan to punish you for this," He could feel her still under her hand, "and Iwon't be helping you out of it, not anymore."
Rias turned her head slightly to look at him, tears budding at the sides of her eyes, "You mean?"
Sirzechs nodded solemnly, "Beyond it being moved forward, just as Serafall is going to be personally staying with Sona from now on, they decided you need aminderas well."
Honestly, Sirzechs thinks Sera doesn't even see her staying with Sona when she can as a punishment per se, but Sona certainly does.
It also inspired that particular decision from their parents.
Sirzechs shrugs as he adds on, "Although, I don't think they've quite decided on who just yet."
She turns completely to face Sirzechs, her knuckles tensing and cracking, "But! T-Thats" she weakly begins, but trails off.
This time, Sirzechs does wince. He isn't used to seeing his baby sister sodrained, like this. It hurts.
Usually, she'd be up in arms right about all these decisions, but right now?
Sirzechs blinks, an idea forming and taking shape.
He stands back up suddenly, prompting Rias to give a startled flinch as he does, only for her to look at him quizzically as he holds his hand out to her.
"Ria-tan," He starts with a small smile, "let me show you something."
"O-Okay?" Rias slowly, hesitantly, took his hand.
And clenched her eyes shut as a crimson glow enveloped the two of them, and sent them away.
Next she knew, the cool night air was hitting her skin, and she opened her eyes to see they were outside, in the Human World
Above a lake?
The two quickly unfurled their wings, and floated there, Rias looking every which way in sheer confusion.
"Wherewhere is this?" She asked, concerned.
In every direction she looked, she kept seeing more and more water. She could see mountains far off in the distance, but she didn't recognize any of this.
Sirzechs hummed thoughtfully, before answering, "The United States. Specifically, we are above the Great Grande Lake, right in the middle of the country."
Rias simply blinks at that, "Whyshow me this then?"
"Because this lake isn't natural," Sirzechs waved a hand out to the distant waters, "a few hundred years ago, a young man and his family traveled across something called the Oregon Trail, seeking opportunity on the other side of the country."
As Sirzechs went on, the chill in the air seemed to only grow colder, prompting Rias to shiver, "Unfortunately, they wouldn't make it. Around halfway through, stray vampires attacked, torturing and killing the young man's family right in front of him."
Rias' eyes slowly widened as she looked around, starting to get it now, Sirzechs continued with a solemn frown, "How unlucky was it, that said man was that generation's Boosted Gear wielder, and the stress of it all forced a"
"Juggernaut Drive" Rias finished for him, prompting a slow nod from her brother.
"This lake was caused by the mere activation of the stateit's bigger than several small states, countries, and islands." Sirzechs stresses, "The water here was placed to cover up all the damage and fighting that happened at the lake bed. Me and Serafall were there to put him down, Riasit wasn't pretty."
He turns slightly to look at her, "I want you to see this, and I want you to understand just how bad things could have been." He floats over to her slowly, and puts a hand on the side of her face, "There's a difference between pride andwhatever it was you three did that day."
Rias nods slowly at that, "Ah, right" Then she tilted her head slightly, "Wait...Three?"
Sirzechs hums, "You, Sona, and Kusanagi-san. I'm sure he had good intentions, and he did help, butWell, I'm sure you saw the video before you got there, no?"
Rias winced, recalling some of the hits he took back then.
Yeah.
What was it Koneko had called him?
A battle pervert?
Fitting, she mused internally.
Sirzechs smiles, and pats her on the side of her face, "I know you can do better at least, Ria-tan. But you're going to have to prove that to our parents moving forward, with the marriage, and your minder"
Rias smiled right back, albeit significantly more drained, "I got it, big brother" she put a hand on his hand and squeezed, "...thank you."
Ah, there it is.
That fire in her eyes, just a tiny little spark, but back nonetheless.
There's still a lot of work to be done, for all of them, but at least with this, he can hope his little sister doesn't herself in the times to come.
"Now then, let's go home," Sirzechs suddenly announces, "I picked up some ramen on the way home, and I figure-"
"R-Ramen!?" Rias suddenly bursts out, before sheepishly shifting in place back and forth.
Sirzechs just let out an amused chuckle.
Maybe he should have led with that, instead?
~ A New Sun ~
A nearly twenty-foot tall heap of muscle and red skin sat atop a carved stone throne.
In one of his massive hands, he held the hilt of his kanabo, a massive stretch of black rock and metal, a club.
The only weapon the Fierce God of the Oni needs.
In the other hand, a contrasting object, a human-made television screen of such size it should be housed in a living room.
But rather, it's used as this Fierce God's phone.
With this, he watches the same video spreading across the Supernatural World, over and over and over again.
That man, no, boy with those markings, wielding that blade clad in those accursed golden flames.
The man who wielded such things should be dead. Yet, here is this boy, all the same.
The answer is simple.
That man mated, and now, their world is under threat once again.
The Fierce God grunted and snarled, remembering the look of that man when he came here and demanded fealty.
When he went around and demanded fealty of all Yokai, the Clans, and the country, all for the Heavenly Kami who would much rather sit up there and let them rot than rule!
And now, it could happen again.
Yet, this boy isn't a man, and most certainly isn't that man.
Here is their chance.
Rising to his feet, the Fierce God let his Youki out for the first time in decades.
And all of Mount e felt his pressure, his rage, and his determination.
"They shall not rule us again." The Fierce God, Ibaraki Douji declared, and his Oni hooted and hollered in reverence and glee, all across the mountain.
It was time to gather the Yokai of Old back together again.
Cleaning up that forest wasn't difficult, just very boring.
Kuroka and I sat there and used Senjutsu to speed up the plant growth.
And by that, I mean I sat there and wiggled in place, not knowing how to do that, while she did all that work.
I did end up using my light to speed up things, though. Kuroka vaguely mentioned that my power felt connected to life in some way, which wascurious.
Pretty sure all I did there was provide food for the plants as 'sunlight' like the world's most handsome sun lamp.
Regardless, after finishing all that, I wanted to go to bed.
Getting your ass handed to you by both the Dragon Emperors in one week tends to have that effect on people, I'd think.
So imagine, to my horror, when it turns out my kitty didn't want to sleep with me, and decided to pack instead!
I know. Nearly threw a miniature sun at her. Clearly, my Kuroka has been replaced by an Alternate.
But if that was the case, then they are doing a fairly good job at playing up another aspect of being my kitty.
"Kuroka" I hum out from under the sweet fluffy cover of my blanket, amused, "why are you packing up naked."
I do a quick brief look around, seeing the lack of light level, before adding on with a deadpan, "...in the dark."
I can at least understand the second bit, we both can see in the dark fairly well after all.
"Nya~?" She flicks her tail in my direction, and bends over painfully slowly as she reaches down to pick something up, right at the foot of the bed, "What's the matter, Nori-kun? Not enjoying the show~...?"
Well. I can't go to bed now.
Wonder why?
Gee, maybe it has something to do with
I hum deeply as I sit up and scoot across the bed, settling on the edge.
This.
In one clean motion, I slap her straight on her teasing peach-shaped rear, drawing a mewling gasp from her as my hand doesn't disconnect.
Instead, I keep it there, sinking my fingers into her jiggly soft flesh, fondling her with an amused wolfish smirk.
"Hmm, I recall asking a question. What do you think you're doing, huh~?" I murmur huskily into the air.
Even without being close, she hears me, and shivers in my grasp, her back arching slightly as she sticks her ass out more for me.
Without me even having to say a word?
She's come so far~!
I stand up, slowly, making it a point to brush my already full throbbing mast against her outer thigh, drawing a flush to her face.
"Such a good kitty~," I reach over my free hand, and grasp one of her plush loose tits, squeezing and playing with it like a child would play dough, "not a word, and you're already making yourself ready for me~?" I go right up to her ear, speaking breathly, "Such a good pet~..."
Kuroka whimpered, leaning the side of her body against mine as I continued to play with her ample assets.
But, Kuroka herself wasn't idle. Her hand came down, grabbing my length daintily, and she began to stroke it almost vigorously.
Our eyes met as soon as she did this, and the next thing I knew, Kuroka was pressing her lips into mine.
Quickly regaining my composure, I held onto the assets I already claimed like some sort of grip, pulling and holding her flush against me as I attacked right back.
My cat girl shivered, and purred, as I invaded her very needy mouth with my tongue, claiming it as well, just as she seemed to want.
Just as these throes begin, I have a thought.
What did I say I'd do to her earlier? Don't know the exact time right now, it could be yesterday or this morning by now.
Don't care about those specifics, the point is
I suddenly lift Kuroka, turn, and promptly toss her onto the bed, back down.
The poor girl yelps as I do, before landing with a confused gasp.
She quickly sweeps a hand through her hair to clear her face, revealing it to be positively flushed.
She quickly looks around, before settling on me with a slightly confused yet airy look.
I, who am slowly shuffling towards her across the bed, the blanket held at my back.
"N~Nori-kun~?" She mumbles, tentatively, "What are you~..." She trails off, as I reach her, her gaze following me as I loom over her.
Tenderly, I spread her legs, and leaned down over top of her, throwing the blanket over us both.
It's only after I positioned myself, my member pointing straight into her waiting folds, and took her hands into my own, that her eyes seemingly widened in realization.
I smiled down at her, looking her straight in the eyes.
But before she could protest the absolute degeneracy I was about to unleash upon her, I stated one simple thing.
"Told you it was going to happen~!"
She looked almost betrayed before I plunged right into her, entering her with ease, washing away that look with a single breath.
Literally.
I don't stop looking her straight in the eye, smirking sweetly all the while, as her face turns completely red.
A breathy moan escapes from her lips like a quiet whimper as my shaft bottoms out inside her.
"W~Why does this f~feel sol~lewd~" she whines quietly, almost desperately, her body quivering underneath me.
I chuckle deeply, setting my forehead atop hers, "That's not quite the word you're looking for, I think~." I respond easily.
"H~Huh~? Then what do y~you- NYAAN~!?"
Her words are replaced with a hot gasp, as I start to move. Slowly but surely, I lifted my hips and drove back down into her.
"Hahn~!? Nori-kun~! Nnghh~!? Y~You~...Nyaahnn~!" Kuroka clenches her teeth as every thrust draws a purr from her core, her back arching slightly into the position, her legs lifting up and around to either side of my body.
I chuckle deeply, grunting slightly in exertion with each pump, "What's the matter, love~?" I ask with an easy smirk, my voice a low husky murmur under the soft sounds of the bed creaking and flash slapping, "I thought you were used to all this already~!"
Kuroka blanched at that, well, tried to, but a lewd whimper overcame her and shivered the look right off.
Instead, looked at me, lips slightly pursed and desperation clear in her golden eyes.
"T~This is~...Hahh~! Different~!" She manages, barely, "Ahn~! Nori-kun~!"
Her head moves slightly to the side like she's trying to look away.
Quickly, I grip her hands and push my head upon her only slightly harder, prompting her to stop.
With a gruff voice, I simply say, "Don't." My eyes bore down into hers, "Don't look away."
She shivers at this, her eyes widening before nodding back slightly, a small smile slowly forming across her face.
I'd call it lewd, but
"O~Okay~...Darling~..." She purred softly, "Okay~...Nyahhnn~!"
I think the proper term would be loving.
Something inside me, something in my core, the moment she said those words?
I could feel it, something in there justsnapping.
And not in a bad way, either!
Well, it depends on who you ask.
My lips clamp down onto hers, and I suddenly find my mouth filling with her quickly increasing moans and purrs as I begin pumping my hips down into her.
My one, sole thought?
Breed this kitty.
At this point, I couldn't measure the time, the seconds, the minutes.
As I pumped down into her over and over again, the sound of the bed was steadily replaced by the sound of just her.
That's all I focused on, all I could feel.
Eventually, Kuroka broke off from my lips, letting out a purring gasp for air, before she began slurring the only word I think she could say right now, "D~Darling~! D~Darling~..." She cooed into the air, over and over, each word only making me go faster, harder, but not rougher.
Her tongue sat halfway out of her mouth as she continued to pant out the words, slowly but surely as I continued, I could feel her tightening around my length.
Her hands gripped my hands tighter as well, and her body began tensing up, beyond bracing for each of my impacts, she was preparing for a climax.
And judging by the impossible amount of searing heat building up within me, I can see exactly where this is going.
I see the look in her eyes, and that's all I need for confirmation, the desire, the need.
With one last rush, I push her down into the mattress under my weight and start pistoning down into her.
"Yess~! Darling~! Right there~! Like that~! D~Darling~! D~Darliiinngg~!" Her words are cut off, ceremoniously, by her voice stilling completely into a stifled drawn-out gasp, her entire body trembles as I bottom out inside her one more time.
I fill the small silence with a gasping grunt of my own as her folds snap around my length, warmth, and heat claiming my rod for its own.
That's when I also fill her greedy quim with what may be the largest shot of magma hot cum I've ever put out in my life.
For several, long, seconds we just lay there, both shivering, both gasping and twitching slightly as we ride out our respective orgasms to their conclusions.
By the end, both of us are smiling dopily at each other.
It's at this point, that the world around us finally comes back into focus, at least for me.
I feel it first before giving a cursory glance, butyeah, I broke the bed frame.
The mattress is now much lower to the ground, and I see the metal legs strewn across the floor.
Oh well.
"Kuroka~" I mutter, breathily, finally releasing her hands from my grip.
In response, Kuroka merely wrapped her arms around my neck, and giggled softly, "Yes, daaarling~?" She giggles again, with a small smile on her face, as she tests the word again.
I chuckle right on back, and wrap my arms around her torso, holding her close as I look her straight down into the eyes.
"I love you." I state, with one breath, and a smile.
I mean it, too.
Judging by the way she freezes up slightly, she knows I mean it.
"Y~Youstupidman~..." She stuttered out weakly, with no heat or energy.
No, that's reserved for her actual response.
"I love you too, darling~..." And she moves up slightly to kiss me straight on the lips.
I do return the favor, quickly after, this time our eyes are closed, simply basking in each other's presence.
But, maybe? After that, I find myself pumping into her once more, and we continue right where we left off.
Maybe, we just rest in each other's embrace like that for the rest of the night, content.
In any case, packing can wait until tomorrow.
Moving to Kyoto, I honestly expected something anime to happen, you know?
The examples are too many to list, but the expectation was there.
Is it kind of sad that I'm disappointed nothing has happened yet?
Kuroka didn't have much to pack, I didn't care to pack all that much stuff, so we were able to leave pretty quickly.
Of course, not before I left behind a clone to keep up with the going ons at Kuoh, the club for school, and such.
Said clone will be dispelled and a new one sent back off to Kuoh every day.
It's also there to tell Uzume what's upwhenever the hell she gets back!
Side note? Starting to get a little worried there, I wouldn't have the first idea of where to even look for her!
Moving on from that, for now.
I'm not entirely done with Kuoh, beyond just the chance Kokopuffs shows up, I still have to visit Genshirou's siblings and get them sorted.
Not looking forward to it, I'll admit. But I want to make sure they're set and not thrown into Japan's shitty foster care system.
Once Kuoh is finished building back up, I'll swing back by personally for them.
Upon actually making it to Kyoto things have been, as I said, rather mundane.
We found a place pretty quickly, a nice apartment looking over the city that Kuroka picked out, and I threw money at the poor guy selling so we could get in quickly.
He didn't seem to mind though.
After breaking in the bed, and not actually breaking the bed thankfully, we've been doing what all people visiting a new place for the first time do.
Exploring!
And by that, I mean walking.
A lot.
Or, in Kuroka's case, she's practically skipping right now, humming pleasantly while holding my hand as we ascend a particular mountain.
Around us, and continuing for heavens knows how long at this point, are hundreds of thousands of Torii Gates lined up in a row to create an almost tunnel-like structure.
You'd think I'd feel something coming from these gates, considering who I am and what they represent, but really, the only thing I can feel is the Shrine that we're heading towards.
That crushing, near suffocating Holy Spirit Power it emits, I can feel it, and Kuroka should be feeling it as well.
And yet, as soon as we started climbing, the Shrine seemed to recognize us and specifically didn't try to smite Kuroka.
I've never visited a Shrine before, especially never a Head Shrine before, but I'm fairly certain this is only happening because the owner knows us.
The Fushimi Inari-taisha. Inari's Head Shrine.
I figure, if there is someone who knows where to find my wayward maid, it'd be Inari.
Also! Kuroka and I kind of just wanted to explore, I don't think either of us has been to Kyoto before, and it is a really beautiful place so far.
Helps that Idon't have any concrete plans right now beyond, 'get to Kyoto!', and now that I'm actually here?
I'm kind of left scratching my head, looking around like a poor kid of lost his parents in a crowded airport in a foreign country.
Like, what I wanted to do was solidify some plan of action once Uzume got back with the information I asked her for.
I'm not going to make plans based on little to no information at all, look how planning with faulty info went!
So really, at this point, just trying to find stuff to fill the time.
Do you know what also helps?
Kuroka, wearing actual clothes. Like, proper casual clothes.
Skintight shiny black pants that almost look like latex, a nice fluffy tan open front sweater that shows off all the cleavage, and cute little black boots.
Correction. The pants are sinfully tight.
Also yes, despite the fact she's wearing actual clothes, they somehow only sexualize her more.
I don't know how she does it, and I don't think I want to know.
"Nyah~...Nyah~...Nyah~!" She hums, skipping lightly as she tenderly licks the ice cream held in one of her hands.
Her eyes dart over to look at me, and the little tease smirks before she takes a slightly longer lick.
Never breaks eye contact, not even a little, as she does so.
I stare at her, incredulously, right back. "Kuroka." I start, plainly, "Do you want me to fuck you in the middle of the Senbon Torii?"
Kuroka gives a drawn-out hum at that, before smirking and saying, "Maaaybee~! Nyahaha~!"
She chuckles, of course, at the absolute deadpan I send her way.
"I'd rather not give Inari a front-row seat to something like that," I state simply, "but! Don't worry!" My deadpan slowly turns into a smile, prompting Kuroka to pause at my sudden cheer.
"When we get home, I'll make sure to give you plenty ofattention." My smile arches sinisterly, and Kuroka shivers, her cheeks flushing slightly.
"Looking forward to it, nya~!" She winks right back.
My smile drops, my expression neutral, as I add. "After I eat all those damn fortune cookies I bought for you."
"Wha!?" Kuroka blanches at that, and practically clings to my side, letting go of my hand to grasp the side of my jacket, "Nori-kun noooo! Why would you be so mean!?"
I chuckle light-heartedly, and take a bite from my ice cream, promptly ignoring her.
Seriously. First shops before climbing the mountain? Sweet shops. They got everything over there, but they're mostly known for their fortune cookies.
Damn cat filled her purse with a whole bunch of them after we tried one.
Admittedly, they are really good, if I had a man purse most definitely would have done the same thing.
Kuroka finally gives it up, letting go of my side to pout instead.
And for a single moment, blissful silence reigns.
Until it doesn't.
"So! Nori-kun~?" Kuroka suddenly pipes up, "Not that this isn't fun and all, but why are we in Kyoto nya~?"
I blink at that.
Huh. Guess I didn't tell her anything, did I? Just kind of dragged her along.
"Ah, shit" I rub the back of my head and sigh, "sorry kitty, I did drag you out here without saying anything, didn't I?"
Kuroka waves me off with a smile, "Nya! It's fine, I always wanted to visit Kyoto without being attacked, you know? And with a big strong famous man like you around, there's no chance of that happening!" What followed was a streak of cat-like laughter, while I bristled slightly.
Kuroka. Please. You can only tempt Murphy so much.
That does bring up something I was just thinking about though, but first things first.
I bonk her on the head, prompting a whining mew to replace her laughter as she reaches up and puts a hand on the strike zone. "Nori-kun~!"
"Don't tempt Murphy," I scold her with a huff, "as for why we're here? Well" I trail off with a hum, thinking about the best way to answer this.
"For one thing," I settle on this start, "it's basically the center of Supernatural Japan. From what little I know, the West Yokai and Five Principal Clans both make the city their base of operations. And as you already know, Inari's Head Shrine is here as well."
Kuroka scrunches her nose slightly at the mention of the Clans, "Aghthose guys, nya? Do you have to deal with them, Nori-kun?"
I shrug at that, "Do I have much of a choice? My parentage alone is probably enough to get their attention but with my reveal to the world going the way it went" I leave that statement open-ended, as obvious as it is.
She huffs at that, returning to pouting kitty mode, "Bunch of boot lickers going to come steal my Nori-kun away, I won't let em', nya~!"
I can't help but chuckle at that, and pet her on the head, chuckling harder as she starts full-on purring and leaning into my touch.
The world, I think, already considers me part of the Shinto Faction in some way.
I haven't gotten around to reading the general response the world has had to me yet, definitely something I should do, now that I'm thinking about it.
But, what with my reveal, I'm fairly certain I'm going to start getting invites to join various groups.
Hell, I already did with Vali's, and I expect I'll be approached by the Clans and maybe even the Yokai at some point.
But, I don't want that.
I'm not going to wait around and be picked up by some group, especially when I'm missing a lot of key info about said groups.
For instance, Yasaka and the West Yokai. I'm pretty sure she has ties with the Devils in some way shape, or form.
Why? Well. It took longer to find a good place to stay that wasn't owned by said Devils than it was to actually buy and move in.
Which was slightly worrying, with various implications.
It means either Yasaka and the West Yokai have ties with the Devils, or Yasaka doesn't truly rule Kyoto.
Judging by how she was readily willing to lead an army in support of the Underworld during the Demonic Beast Riot in canon, I'm willing to bet the former over the latter.
The problem is, I don't know the full scope of their dealings if there are any at all.
And do I even need to get started on the Clans?
"I think I'll be fine, kitty." I scratch behind her ears, prompting her to mewl with delight. "All these important groups being in one place is rather convenient because it lets me get what I sorely need right now," I continue, "information."
Kuroka's ears perk at that, "Hmm? What kind of information, nya?"
I grin, "All of it."
Kuroka blinked at that, and tilted her head slightly, looking at me with consideration.
And so I continue, elaborating, "So far, I've been living in a bubble, not even acknowledging that the wider world around me exists. But it does, and I live in it, here in Japan. If I'm going to be a part of it, truly, then I need to know all I can. Beyond that?" I huff.
"I have no fucking clue."
Kuroka's head tilts comically. "Nya?"
I shrug, "What? It depends on what I find out. I sent Uzume off to be my little information gather, but she hasn't come back yet, so I haven't made any plans beyond that quite yet."
Slowly, she sighs and shakes her head, "And here I was, thinking you started sounding profound, nya~!"
I snort, "You know, that should be an insult coming from a Senjutsu Master, but from you?" I pat her on the head, "I'll take it as a compliment."
Kuroka sputters on the spot before returning right back to pouting kitty mode.
Meanwhile, an inkling of a memory springs itself up in my head.
From around a month ago, when Uzume was first telling me stuff, the more general stuff, I specifically recall the conclusion.
My new home is kind of shit, isn't it? And my Dad tried to fix it but failed.
Hmm. I've been holding off thinking about it, but I suppose soon would be a good time to bring it up again, huh?
With my thoughts and Kuroka being a pouty kitty, I didn't realize we had reached the end of the Senbon Torii until we finally did.
And stood before the Inari Shrine proper.
Well, the final massive Torii Gate with the Inari Shrine behind it, more like.
"Hmm, time sure does fly when you're lost in thought, huh" I mutter, before looking over at Kuroka who's looking past the final gate with slight unease.
I take her hand into mine once more, and give it a light squeeze, "Hey?" I say softly to her, "It'll be fine, been fine the entire way here, you'll make it through, okay?"
Kuroka looks at me, a small smile etching onto her face before she nods lightly back at me.
We take a step forward, passing under the gate-
And it feels like I step through a film.
I come out the other end of the gate, alone, not even my ice cream came with me, the world around me has shifted.
The colors are brighter, nature especially, even the cold unalive stone somehow feels alive.
I can see the air, wafting gently like a clear white mist, as it goes through my hair, and as I look up, I see the sky has become a whirling spiral of golden power.
My gaze is suddenly snapped away from the sky by a sly giggle, coming from the shrine itself.
All around it, spectral pink foxes come strutting out from seemingly everywhere. Everywhere, except from inside the shrine itself.
No, the fox that comes from there is golden, and I know instantly who it is.
"Inari?" I breathe out, my voice reverberating and echoing throughout this place.
The golden fox hums, and sits down on the offering box, before emitting a bright flash of light that makes even me narrow and close my eyes.
Once it's cleared, my question is answered, as Inari sits there in the golden fox's place.
Although she seems moreghostly than I recall? She looks the same as last I saw her, in her shrine miko outfit, but she's translucent and almost entirely see-through.
"In a sense," Inari? giggles in amusement, "I suppose you could call me that. I am part of her, but not the whole her."
Ah. Kami or deity bullshit, then?
She spreads her arms out to the Shrine and space around her, "Well, allow me to be the first to welcome you then, Noriaki-kun, to Shinkaithe World of the Kami!"
Ah, yeah. Kami bullshit specifically then.
What do I say at times like this again?
Ah, right.
"I have several questions." I very intelligently say back.
The part of Inari, who I'm just going to call Inari from now on, giggles at that. "I figured you might!" She claps her hands together, and looks at me with a sly smile, "Unfortunately, this time, I can't exactly answer those questions."
"Huh?" I blink at that, "Uh, why not?"
"I can answer that!" She points at me, "See, I'm more like a fragment of the real Inari's power, molded intoI guess the modern term would be software program. As the Inari in the Head Shrine, I manage all the other Shrines, therefore I'm more self-aware than the othersbut I'm still merely a facsimile of the real thing."
Well, that kind of sucks. Though, with how busy Inari seems to be, I suppose something like this should have been expected.
"So, I suppose you couldn't answer why Kuroka isn't affected by the Shrine's Holy Spirit Power?" I try anyway.
And I'm not shocked when Inari just sits there and stares at me, her eyes becoming eerily unfocused even as she smiles.
I sigh, and walk up towards the offering box, "Well, this is still here, guess I can do my wish while I'm here."
The light in her eyes suddenly returns, "Offering?" She says quickly, before scrambling off the box and behind it, poking her head out slowly to stare at me still, eyes sly smiling at me. "Go ahead, please~!"
Okay. Now I'm just a little creeped the fuck out.
Tentatively making my final approach, I pull out a yen coin and hesitate significantly as I see Inari's vision suddenly laser focus on the thing.
Fucking hell Inari, what do you program these things to do exactly?
With a flick, I toss the coin in, thankful to all hell and back that the Inari behind the box didn't moan or some shit, before putting my hands together, tilting my head forward slightly, and closing my eyes.
I make my wish and keep it simple, that being?
Make Uzume give me a phone call. That's all I need, to at least see if she's good, and what's going on.
The Inari behind the box suddenly snickers, "Ah, that's all?" She hums, "Yeah, yeahI can do that!" She claps her hands, and suddenly, the Shrine pulses.
Holy Spirit Power roars out from the Shrine, twisting and turning in the air, molding into the world before seemingly vanishing from my senses entirely.
I stare, half-lidded at her.
She merely smiled back at me.
"Thank you for your patronage!" She pipes out.
"...you could have at least warned me first, you know."
"Thank you for your patronage!" She repeats, like a broken record, her smile turning slightly more sly.
I sigh, deeply, and end the offering by clapping my hands twice-
I am sucked through the film again.
And find myself standing back in the real world once again.
Kuroka, standing right next to me, her eyes slowly opening to turn and look at me.
Before I could even say anything, she summarized that wholething, with three words.
"Kami bullshit, nya?"
I nod sagely, "Kami bullshit, nya." I say right back.
She reaches over, and pats me on the back, "Well, that was a moment kind of ruinedalong with your ice cream, by the way."
I give a long, pained filled sigh at that, which she nodded to.
"I already made my wish, so we can go somewhere else if you like, nya~!" She pipes up.
I hum at that, "Sure thing, but first," and narrow my eyes at her, "what kind of wish did you make."
Kuroka smirks at me, "Why, Nori-kun~! Don't you know that telling someone else your wish makes it so it won't come tru-"
"You know Inari is the Goddess of soil fertility, not female fertility, right?" I cut in easily.
Kuroka blinks, "Nya?" She utters, dumbly.
"Mhhmm~!" I hum, turning away, and leaving it at that.
It took her a few seconds of staring at my back before she finally started sputtering incoherently.
Ah, I'd say it was a shot in the dark, but truly? With Kuroka? It's more like a mild shade.
"Nyaaa! Are you even listening to me!?" She cries out while jumping onto my back and clinging on, "I want a refund! I call false advertising! Nyyyaaa!"
I reach around, chuckling, as I grab her legs to hold her and start making my way down with her on my back, babbling all the while.
According to that Inari, I should be getting a call from Uzume eventually, she didn't say when, but judging by the fact that she could make the wish, I presume Uzume is fine.
That's a little tension off my back for the day, at least.
Hmm, one last thing I want to test.
At the gate to the shrine proper, I pick up my fallen ice cream, or what I can with the cone.
Holding it up I begin, "Sorry about that, think you can handle this for me?" and with that, I toss it into the air.
As soon as it reaches its peak, I catch a bird-like shadow flash overhead, once it's clear, the ice cream has seemingly vanished into midair.
I grimace.
Yeah, of course, we are being followed the whole time. I do recall Kunou leading an attack on Issei and co here, after all.
Hell, they might even be the ones that take care of the shrine itself while Inari is away.
Kind of shocked someone came out for that, though. Judging by Kuroka staring up at the air where it happened with this outright floored look, I think she was too.
"Well," I continue into the strange silence that followed, "that happened." I state, a matter of factly.
Then look over my back at Kuroka, "Wanna go get some udon and eat all the fortune cookies?"
Kuroka suddenly wraps her arms around my neck, her look completely shifting from incredulous to intrigued in a literal second.
"Udon?" She parrots with a hum, "Hmm, that does sound nice!" Deciding that, she points forward, down the path, "Away we go, Nori-kun~!"
Ah, cats. It's always food with cats, huh?
~ A New Sun ~
Later that day, we're back in the Kyoto Apartment, I'm sitting on the couch, with Kuroka lying her head in my lap.
Honestly, I feel cheated, shouldn't this be the other way around?
Regardless, I'm softly petting my very full kitty, as she purrs lightly in her sleep.
She ate a ton of udon and half the damn fortune cookies.
Didn't know she had a bottom to that seemingly endless appetite, but I suppose it had to end at some point, huh?
Only so much can go to her chest after all.
With a soft hum, I take a once over the apartment, still getting used to the new layout.
While my house outside Kuoh is of the more traditional style, this place is more modern luxury, while still retaining a dash of some old Japanese aesthetic.
Kuroka picked the place out herself, and I will once again admit to her having some taste.
Just that, some.
It's late evening out, I'm full, Kuroka's full. I think it's about time I put the cat to sleep and find a place to train.
I would just have Kuroka teleport me back to my estates dojo, but well, already know why that isn't happening.
Tomorrow, I need to start getting into the habit of dispelling and remaking my clone and have Kuroka teleport them back.
Gently now, I move Kuroka's head off my lap, drawing a whining mewl from her that sounds way more cute than it should.
I pick her up, and carry her off to the bed, leaving her there all nice and tucked in, before heading to the living area.
Once there, I get the idea to try training my Senjutsu a bit, since I figure it may be just a tad bit important here, you know?
I couldn't sense anyone following us the whole day, I assume Kuroka could, but didn't care because they weren't going to try anything.
Maybe they were using their own Senjutsu to mask their presence even harder, but still, it's a weakness I need to see about overcoming.
And until I find an open enough free space that's durable enough to handle mountain-busting level attacks at minimum, harder training regimens might be off the table for right now.
Or until I can teleport back to the estate, but it would probably be better to just find a place here.
It's as I'm moving the furniture around to clear out a mediation space that I finally hear what I've been waiting to hear.
A phone call.
From guess who~?
With a hum, I answer the call.
"Hello"
"Noooriii!" Uzume, on the other end, interrupts with a long groaning whine.
Damn, she sounds out of it.
"Yes?" I affirm soundly, "It is indeed me, Uzume, what's up?"
"What's up? What's up!?" Uzume parrots, almost maniacally, "Everything's up, down, twisted, and sideways! Every time I think I'm done, something new gets added or changed! Things are constantly shifting! I haven't slept inawhile!" She full-on rants, and I blink, mouth half open trying to think of something to say.
"Whathappened?" I settle on, tentatively.
Uzume sighs loudly, "Ama happened. And the Devils didn't feel like stopping her."
"Specifically." I stress in response.
A moment of silence passes, before Uzume just says, "The Three Factions became Two."
I stare out the window at that.
Well. Shit.
"Uzume?" I start, simply.
I can almost feel her blink at my tone, "Yeah?"
"Come on back," I tell her, and before she can interrupt, I add, "I'll send you the address for our place in Kyoto, it's where we're at now, okay? You've got enough for now, I'm guessing. So get on back."
"B-But"
"No buts." I shut her down, "Come on back, alright?"
"I" Uzume stifles a sigh, "Okay. I'll see you soon, Nori"
I hum in acknowledgment, "Good, see you soon."
And with that, I hang up the phone, text her the address, and throw it on the table.
With a deep, anguish-filled sigh, I push the furniture back into place.
I'm no psychic, but I get the feeling I'm going to need it.
It took shockingly little time before I could sense her incoming, her Holy Spirit Power even felt sad and spent.
As soon as she appeared, I was at the door. Before she even got a chance to open it, thankfully.
Because what greeted me wasn't my very tired maid, but a stack of boxes hiding said maid.
"Mmmm!" She mumbles behind it all, "Hi"
"Hi?" I look over the stack of boxes, then blink and tilt my head slightly, seeing even more around her. "Need a hand there?" I tentatively ask.
"Please." She breathes out softly, nigh brokenly.
Damn girl
Gingerly, I take what she's holding, and set it down next to the entrance, so I can finally see her.
She refuses to meet my gaze, and the new bags under her eyes practically have bags themselves.
With a huff, I go straight up to her.
"Huh?" She perks up as I approach, "What areEEP!" Then full-on squeaks as I pick her up, princess-style!
"H-Huh!? Nori! N-Nori!? Why are you-"
"Shush," I quietly silence her, "you need rest, and you're getting it."
I walk straight over to the couch and sit down, laying her head in my lap.
Her confusion is very much palpable as I do, but she starts humming softly into my leg as I pet her hair regardless.
"B-But Ididn't" she weakly tries, I think, to shame herself, but she trails off tiredly before she can say it.
Still, I'll take a guess.
"You got enough for now," I mutter softly down to her, "you did real good, you deserve a break, okay?"
"O-Okay" And just like that, poor girls out like a light.
Damn.
Tomorrow, we may need to talk about not working yourself to death.
Granted. Judging by where we are, I should have seen this coming, so I guess that's on me.
With a thought and a hand seal, I create a few clones that head off silently to go bring everything Uzume had in.
And then, of course, start speeding reading with the eyes activated.
I assigned one clone, specifically, to look over what would be the results of the Juggernaut Drive talks.
That takes precedence, of course, I needed to know what the fuck happened there yesterday.
Quietly, I pet Uzume's rather luscious purple hair as my clones get to work.
The only time I deviate from this action is when the clone assigned to the aforementioned task pops, and I flinch.
Huh. The Grigori justdoesn't exist anymore.
Also, the Grigori was shockingly small, like, damn.
Okay, where to start?
Leadership is a good one.
Azazel himself was chased out of the Grand Ise Shrine, where the talks took place, by Serafall after they were done.
Serafall had made an ice shiv, and was chasing the Fallen down threatening to, 'put some ice in his eye'.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
No idea if she caught him though.
Knowing Azazel, he probably pulled out some tool or whatnot that let him escape.
Beyond him, Shemhazai left to go live with his Devil wife and start a family proper.
Good for him, the poor guy deserves to live happily after all the shit Azazel made him do.
Baraqiel and Penemue just straight-up vanished. Odd. I kind of expected Baraqiel to join up with the Devils to try and get closer to his daughter.
Armaros, the now Head Researcher of Anti-Magic, took his subordinates and joined the Magicians.
Sahariel, the now Head Researcher of theMoon? Took his subordinates and went to Romania.
Huh. Well. At least that fits, I suppose.
The list continues, on and on like that, for several researchers and executives.
Most just ended up leaving and going off where they can continue their research and business ventures.
Speaking of, Tamiel, the Head of the Business Department, took what was left of Grigori businesses, real estate, shipping, and so on, and formed 'The Watchers Conglomerate'.
A large world-spanning corporation, that has its toes in a little of everything. Neat.
The Nephilim Institutes across the world were handed off to associated Factions in the region like the Institute here in Japan being handed off to the Shinto.
Ah, and that's not the only thing!
Several Grigori Teams were handed over to other Factions.
Well, they were given the choice to either freelance or join up, and most did.
All of these teams are squads of Sacred Gear-wielding humans, the only one I recognize being Team Slash/Dog, who did join the Shinto officially.
Double neat.
Accordingly, businesses and other ventures were handed over to other Factions, and seeing that list almost made me snort.
All the Grigori's stuff in Japan was handed over to Inari, even the stupid shit like the 'Oppai Clubs' I vaguely recall from canon.
The full list is ridiculous, I know she's already busy, butdamn.
I wonder if there's a way to help her out with this workload. Uzume is not the only one working herself down.
Moving on. I do snort lightly at the next bit.
Kokabiel, he's gon dun a thing, of course.
See, most of the Grigori's stuff in the Underworld was handed off to the Devils.
I think the idea was, to have the remaining Full, Half, and Quarter Fallen population in the Underworld follow Shemhazai, and try to integrate.
But of course, everyone knows how the Devils treat their Half Breeds and Reincarnated Devils.
I'm not even the slightest bit shocked to find that, once the Shinto Shinigami pulled out and handed control of the Headquarters to the Devils, Kokabiel raised a ruckus and led a massive uprising personally.
I'll be honest here, Kokabiel, you crazy mad fuck, I don't like you. But damn do you have balls of brass.
Man supposedly tried to ambush Falbium, nearly succeeded, but got countered by the Satan before fleeing with a drove of supporters.
Kokabiel hasn't officially said anything, but the consensus is that there are two 'Grigori' now.
One was led by Kokabiel, and the other trying to get started with whoever was left under Shemhazai.
Who really would rather not do that shit, turns out, but the Devil Government is pushing for it.
Neither have names yet, unfortunately.
I can already tell, just from a bit of light reading, that Kokabiel is trying to catch that Fallen 'spirit of rebellion' and start up some sort of manic combination of a civil war amongst the Fallen, and straight war against the Devils.
Luckily, the Devils sealed away the Fallen's point of access to Earth, which means for now, Kokabiel's Rebellion is stuck down there.
Which means I probably don't have to worry about him for a little while.
Fuckthat's a lot of stuff. And that's not even everything. Just the more important bits.
Of course, that's when my other clones decide to pop, and I grab my now buzzing head with a huff.
Those two were tasked with reading about the Clans and the Yokai.
And I think I know who I want to visit first now.
No, who I need to visit first.
The Five Principal Clans.
Supposedly, over the years, they've gotten better.
Remembering the events of Team Slash/Dog, I suppose it only makes sense.
But progress is slow, even with the new heads and heirs working on it.
Beyond that though? The Clans are the most knowledgeable regarding Japan's factions, supernatural beings, and their abilities.
Very interesting indeed.
Now, how does one go about setting up a meeting with them?
With a light hum, I walk through the streets of Kyoto, bathed in the early morning light.
Clear skies today, just the right amount of breeze.
You know what that means?
Perfect day to ambush one of the Five Principal Clans!
Well, I say ambush, but all I'm going to do is walk up to their compound and knock on the door.
Of course, I came prepared! Brought my sword hidden in a shinai bag, just in case.
After all, I recall Uzume mentioned that my Dad met these guys before, and the way it was framed, I don't exactly think that meeting ended joyously.
I would have brought Uzume or Kuroka along with me, but Uzume is still knocked the fuck out.
And bringing Kuroka is just asking to get my fade run on, that's like double heretical to them!
Although, maybe I could make it only heretical to them if I could find a way to turn Kuroka back from being a Devil.
Unreincarnate her, is that the term?
Hmm. That's an idea. Still wouldn't stop them from being dicks about her being a Yokai, but that's what my sword is for if they push it, no?
Not like I actually give a damn what they think in the first place, just didn't think bringing her would be a good first impression.
But, beyond that, turning Kuroka back into a pure Yokai might help get the Underworld off her ass, too.
An interesting idea, though admittedly I have no fucking clue how I'd go about it.
Need to talk with her about that once I get back.
Also, going to have to talk about finally revealing herself to Koneko. Since I finally got her to open up, that time is approaching as well.
Shaking off those thoughts, I continue my lackadaisical walk across Kyoto.
Specifically, I'm making sure to head to the South Side of Kyoto.
Because that is where the Himejima Clan compound is located.
Unfortunately, I can't ambush all the Clans at once, as each clan makes a specific 'direction' in the city their territory, so to speak.
The Himejima Clan of the Southern Guardian, Vermillion Bird.
The Kushihashi Clan of the Eastern Guardian, Azure Dragon.
The Doumon Clan of the Northern Guardian, Black Tortoise.
The Shinra Clan of the Western Guardian, White Tiger.
And lastly, but certainly not least, the Nakiri Clan of the Center Guardian, Yellow Dragon.
Technically speaking, when the Five Clans need to act as one, it's the Nakiri who usually represent them, but otherwise, each clan may as well be a separate entity.
With distinct traditions, worship of specific gods, training regimes, and so forth.
Though they are still bound by their shared exalting of the Shinto Gods beyond all others, of course.
If I wanted to be practical about who I choose to visit, the best choice would probably be Nakiri.
Not only do they tend to represent the Clans as a whole, but they are also the laxest traditionally, shockingly enough.
It's such a small difference when spoken, but the Nakiri teach and practice Onmyoudou, Shinto, and Shugendou Magics.
Onmyoudou also has stuff related to Buddhist and Taoist practices, so they branch out quite a bit!
Compare that to say, the Himejima, who would throw you out for practicing just Buddhist Magic.
Hell, from what Uzume gathered, the Nakiri still have ties to the Bureau of Onmy despite the fact the other Clans cut them out when the Imperial Family stopped exerting its influence over them.
Wild.
With all that being said, it's actually why I decided against going there, at least right this second.
The Nakiri are slowly on their way to growing out of the rest of Clans hardline traditional bullshit.
The new head, the current host of the Yellow Dragon, is a young but good guy. If I recall correctly, he wanted to make some vampire girl one of his wives.
A vampire.
The balls on that kid.
Yeah, they'll be fine.
It's the Himejima Clan I'm most worried about.
They are the most hardline traditionalists in the Clans. Even with the current Suzaku heading them the way she is, clan structures tend to favor the 'wisdom' and 'guidance' of the elders.
The people who hold significant influence in the Clan, and who I have no doubt are pushing back hard against the direction Suzaku wants to take the Clan in.
And Suzaku's taking over of the Clan only happened very recently, as in only within the last few years or so.
The former head, a stubborn old fuck by the name of Suou Himejima, was only ousted from the position after his deal with the Gremory Family came out over Akeno, and his poor handling of the Utsesumi Agency four years ago.
Even then, he kept his position for another year, and past that he's still alive, still an elder, still in a position of power.
Completely wild to me.
And what with this whole thing with the Grigori being disbanded, and Team Slash/Dog being fully incorporated under the Shinto banner, I can only assume the members of the Clan have someopinions.
Which Suzaku has to deal with. All at the same time.
Poor girl.
And, not going to lie, but I do feel slightly responsible for the stress likely thrown upon her.
I figure if, beyond everything else I set out to do here, I could also help her out.
That would be nice.
And no. Not doing this because her nickname may as well be Better Akeno. She already has a thing for Tobio, and I'm not into NTR.
Even if that dark, devilish voice in the back of my head says Tobio doesn't return her feelings, that's incomplete information.
It's been four years since the events of those Light Novels. I seriously doubt his relationships are that stagnant.
Although
She also said she was going to marry him back then, and from what I've heard and what Uzume gathered, she is still single, supposedly.
I nearly stopped walking and slapped myself in the middle of the street at that thought.
No. No NTR. Bad Nori.
But if
No. Keep walking. She's hot, but you still don't know her personally.
No harem unless Kuroka approves, and you, you know, catch feelings?
By the way, another thing I need to talk to Kuroka about still, damn. Keep forgetting to bring that stuff up.
Not that I think she'd have a problem with it.
Something something, 'sister wives' I bet.
Okay, now I'm just rambling about shit in my head.
Time to pick up the pace!
Taking a quick look around, I find no one close enough or looking in my general direction, and so I step into action.
Kicking off the ground at speeds a normal human would think I simply vanished, I launch myself up into the air.
My halos flash into place behind me as my upward momentum halts, and I find myself floating in the sky, eyes narrowed and looking toward my target destination.
I don't know exactly where the Himejima Clan Compound is located, but I have a general idea.
The Clans don't exactly hide away in some pocket or alternate dimension, like the Yokai City Urakyoto or what I presume the Kami Shinkai is, but that doesn't mean they are broadcasting their existence either.
With a tentative sigh, I bask in the nice weather for one more moment before beginning my search.
Steadily, I float through the sky, and for my first stop?
The Goknomiya Shrine.
See, each Directional Guardian is supposed to have a specific temple in Kyoto dedicated to it, headed by their Clan of course.
The Goknomiya Shrine isn't the Vermillion Bird's Temple, not truly, the original one was abandoned by the Himejima because they are Shinto hardasses and refused to share with Buddhists.
Regardless, this particular shrine is the one the Himejima looks after in the Vermillion Bird's name, so it only makes sense to start there.
It's not too far from where we were yesterday, near Inari's Head Shrine.
It's also a shrine dedicated to giving blessings related to childbirth.
Kuroka must never find out this place exists.
Making a point to fly there, over the Torii Gate at its entrance to not accidentally pass into another Shinkai.
So imagine my shock as I press against something regardless.
And slowly pass through a different film, a different type of barrier.
This one felt like passing through a shield made of innumerable small rocks or chips, I could feel them part around me as I floated on through, and popped out the other side.
I blink as I stare down at the Shrine below.
Not because there's anything wrong with the shrine, no, the woodcarving dotting the structure is just as magnificent as I had heard.
Instead, it's the several dozen people staring and blinking right back at me.
And most of them are wearing what I thought is, not going to lie, Klan outfits.
Luckily, I also quickly caught the differencesbut still. The hats look very similar with those long white robes.
That similarity is going to stick with me for a bit now.
Thank fuck I'm not allowed to ruminate on those thoughts.
All of a sudden, several of these guys practically leap forward onto their knees, slamming their heads to the ground, all facing me.
"Oh divine exalted Kami, please save us!" They all collectively shout to the highest of Heavens.
I merely stare at them, schooling my expression from my knee-jerk reaction of, 'the fuck?'.
What the hell did I just float into this time!?
Ah. Right.
Anime bullshit.
I floated down from the sky, and almost as soon as my feet touched the ground everyone started talking at once.
It was all a jumbled mess. The only thing I could get was that the compound was being attacked bysomething.
I haven't even said a word, these guys just started going on, and on
"Enough!" I call out, my voice rumbling above the crowd. For effect, I let a splinter of my Holy Spirit Power out as I speak.
I knew they both heard and felt me, as they all clamped their mouths shut and stood straight and still.
"Better." I huff out.
These people think I'm a Kami, which isfair. They probably don't know the exact details of my birth.
Well. If they expect a Kami, I have no reason not to give them one, I suppose.
I eye the gathered crowd of Shinto Mystics, slowly dragging my gaze across them, drinking in their appearances.
My eyes stop as they land on someone who looks significantly fancier than the rest, gold and red cloth interlaced with the pure white that most are wearing.
I point to him, "You." He flinched and stood straighter, somehow. "Tell me what's going on, succinctly."
"Yes, my L-Lord!" He stutters quickly, before taking a deep breath, and beginning, "It's started ever since Lady Suzaku left on business a couple of days ago! A Fallen Angel, one of those scum," he bit out with hate, "attacked the Clan Compound, killing a select few and injuring badly any who tried to stop him."
Lady Suzaku? Ah, so these are Himejima Clan members then? Good.
"Ever since then, he'd return every night, at a very specific time, and repeat the process. He's been terrorizing us for days!"
He practically throws himself at my feet, grabbing my pants leg as he looks up at me in sheer unbridled desperation.
"Please Lord, save us! There's no way a mere 10-winged bastard crow could fight someone who killed a Heavenly Dragon! Please!"
I cringe internally at that.
That Juggernaut Drive was nowhere near Ddraig's true power, I would have fled otherwise, but I guess on a screen it is kind of hard to tell, huh?
Honestly, I'm more surprised these guys have phones.
Wait.
10-winged Fallen?
Tentatively, I ask, "Who has the Fallen mainly been targeting?"
The mystic gives a sad sigh, "Mostly our elders, and their followersjust last night, the crow tried to kill our former head! We barely managed to sneak him out!"
My eyebrow twitched at that.
How unfortunate.
"And did the Fallen use any sort of special powers beyond their light?" I follow up.
The mystic thinks for a moment more, before shaking his head, "No Lord, I don't believe so."
Huh. Really?
Well, that would have been an easy way to confirm my suspicions.
It would make sense for this to be Baraqiel exacting revenge for his wife and daughter, Holy Lightning would be an easy way to confirm it.
The targets match his motive if it is him but without exact proof, I can't say for certain.
Would certainly explain where he went after Grigori got disbanded.
"Hmm," I hum out, "I'lllook into it." I decide, prompting the guy to utter rapid thanks into the side of my leg.
And for a chorus of relieved sighs and thankfully prayers to be uttered around me.
Meanwhile, I'm conflicted.
I don't give much of a shit for these Clan Elders, for obvious reasons, all truth be told.
And it doesn't seem like whoever's attacking them is trying to destroy the clan.
If they did, they would have just killed everyone.
No, it's just the elders and their supporters, or at least so this one guy claims.
"Please let go of my legs." I sigh out, prompting the mystic to scramble back, rapidly apologizing.
I ignored him, and pressed on, "The elders, I presume they all were evacuated, yes?"
At that, he grimaced, "Er, wellNo. They refused to be moved from their ancestral home," the mystic sighed, "I admire their courage, Lord Kami, but their lack of life preservation makes my job suffering."
Oh damn. Poor guy.
Wait.
"So, your former head, he?"
He nods, solemnly, "Yes. Moved right back in after we pulled him out. He refused to move elsewhere."
Fucking hilarious.
Still. Poor guy.
"Point me in the direction of the Clan Compound, and I'll check it out." I sigh, a plan already forming to ambush this guy during his timed attacks.
The mystic perked up, "Ah, of course! Right! Ah, by the way, Lord Kami, if you find anyone injuredplease bring them here as soon as you can, the healing springs will hasten their recovery."
Oh yeah, this place also has those as well. Neat.
I'll make a note of that just in case I need to visit. Probably won't need to because I have a healing factor, but who knows?
Ah. One more thing!
"By the way, my name" I trail off in thought.
What name do I use for this? My Kami name would fit more with the whole godly image, but my real name is still my real name.
"Noriaki." I decided, "Just call me Noriaki, or Kusanagi if you must be so formal."
"Right, Lord Kusanagi!" He bows to me in response.
Huh. You know, you'd think I'd start feeling off about being called 'Lord' this, and that, and such.
But I don't dislike it.
In fact, I kind of like it.
That sounds like something an upcoming anime villain would say, isn't it?
But fuck it. It sounds good to me.
Shortly thereafter, the mystic points me in the direction of the compound.
It is at the southern tip of Kyoto, right at the border so to speak.
Makes sense, feel stupid for not thinking of it sooner.
I asked a few other questions, like the exact time when the attacks happened, who in totality has been killed and injured, and so forth.
Several of the mystics present started praying to me specifically, right as I was leaving.
It was strange because I could feel it, but not hear what they were praying for exactly.
The act made the miniature sun in my chest throb, it didn't grow stronger or anything, at least I couldn't notice anything, but it did feel weird.
Is there a handbook or instruction manual for Kami? Or is my existence just that different that there isn't one?
Joy.
With that cheery thought, and a sigh as the sun in my chest throbs more, I leave several praying mystics behind, and fly off towards the Himejima Clan Compound.
~ A New Sun ~
The Vermillion Bird represents fire. The midday. Summer. The color red.
Burning passion for life, when it thrives most under my mother's sun.
And yet, as I float before the crimson gates of the clan compound, the atmosphere, the weather?
It all feels like shit.
Getting here, once I knew exactly where it was, wasn't difficult.
The only barriers around this place were the ones put up to keep mundane humans out.
If there were any protective barriers, they are surely long gone now.
The sun still easily breaks through into this place, but it feels like it's filtered through a gloomy film.
This weakened light is beaten down upon a sprawling but empty compound, dotted with crimson buildings of old Japanese architecture for as far as the eyes can see.
The grass, trees, and flowers seem to be in a perpetual state of full summer bloom, filling the gardens bountifully.
And yet, beyond all that, the few trashed buildings that look like they just exploded make the place seem all the more desolate.
Nearly haunting.
I float down to the gate doors, embroidered with the Symbol of the Vermillion Bird, and easily push them open.
No guards, no defenses.
The place feels like a ghost town, but with my meager sensing abilities, I know there are people here, albeit few.
With a deep sigh, I land on the ground lightly and start walking.
But it's a slow, thoughtful walk. Towards the largest, grandest building in the compound.
At the southern end of the compound, I can see it, even from here. It looks almost like a shrine, it's where I can feel those life signatures, albeit barely.
I'm taking my time, partly because I'm not too sure what I want to do here.
Do I just ignore the people there, wait for night to fall, and for the Fallen to arrive?
Or do I go in, and have a chat while I wait?
I'll be honest, I get the feeling if I do go in, I'll do something stupid. Incredibly stupid.
Like, kill the fuckers in there myself levels of stupid.
But a part of me can't help but think, why?
Why be such a trash human being that you'd throw out your sister? Chase and try and murder a child? After you just killed the child's mother
I stopped walking, and released a deep breath, pulling back my raging power, which was leaving melted stone steps in my wake as I walked.
I get the intense feeling I won't like the answer.
But that isn't how I wanted my first meeting with the Clan to go.
I doubt Suzaku would like that all too much, even if it would ultimately be a favor to her.
And yet.
My feet pick up their pace, heading toward the building once more.
My father came here once, didn't he?
He came to all the clans, once.
I don't know what he did.
But whatever he did, didn't work.
Canon still occurred. Whatever he did, didn't stick.
The Utsusemi Agency was still formed, as the Clan threw out their members in droves.
Be blessed with a different skill? Learn a different magic?
Tossed.
Be born with a special tool randomly?
Banished.
A child lost their mother and a family, no several families were destroyed. Continued to be.
And for what? For him to get jumped by a bunch of Fallen and Devils?
For everything he did to mean nothing!?
I didn't realize I had practically run to my destination until I reached it, my hands pushing open the double doors with ease.
Ah.
I finally realized something.
That's why when Uzume mentioned him some time ago, what he was doing, was meant to do, I feltoff.
Pissed off, almost.
What was his name, again?
I do a quick search through my memory.
Kunihito.
Well, Dad.
I don't know much about you, I was never told much.
And I didn't ask, either.
That's my fault, I suppose. Sorry.
But, I guess I'm about to find out, huh?
If you're watching me right now, give me the strength to not chop this idiot's head off the moment he speaks, alright?
Being as close as I am now, sensing where everyone was in this building was fairly easy.
My skill wasn't great, differentiating lives is something typically out of my reach for now, but you don't need to be a master to find an old soul.
An old soul, wrapped up in a layer of fire. The Shinto God of Fire's blessing.
Kagutsuchi's blessing.
I recognized it almost immediately for what it was as soon as I felt it.
And I frown as I feel how fake it is.
Don't get me wrong, it's still a genuine blessing from a Kami, I know that.
But it feels artificial. Somehow.
I don't know how to describe it perfectly. I've never even come across something like this before.
Vaguely, I recognize that those mystics from before likely had something similar, but they were weak enough, and my sensing ability was not strong enough, to pick up on it.
I shake those thoughts out of my head.
More pressing matters to attend to.
As I approach the location where I sense the old man, aptly in the building's southernmost chamber, I can feel the other life signatures fan out around the building.
I don't hear, or even see anyone else, but others are certainly around.
Still, I can tell they aren't that strong, compared to the old man anyway. If they try to ambush me, it won't turn out well for them.
Steadying myself and slowing my stride to something less stomping, I reach a set of magnificent doors, the old soul sitting just beyond.
I put my hand against the wood, and take a deep breath.
I'm not too sure what kind of man I expect to see on the other side.
But in the end, I don't think it truly matters.
I push open the doors and gingerly step in, my expression preemptively steeling itself.
I'm not shocked to find the ancient old man sitting there, already facing my direction.
Slumped forward slightly in his chair, sitting in an open-air chamber with no windows or even walls, merely red cloth curtains flowing gently in the wind.
I'm sure the place would look positively dazzling, if whatever spell over this place hadn't ruined the general atmosphere.
The old man sat at a nice redwood table, with an extra chair on the other end opposite to him.
A steaming teapot with cups is the only thing that sits on the table.
"Suou Himejima." I began, neutrally.
He gave me a bemused, once over. "...Arahitogami. Of our Lady Amaterasu Okami, no doubt. I never thought, in my old age, that I'd ever see one of you."
I blink but am not particularly surprised he knows what I am.
It would be disingenuous to call this man not learned. Cruel, for what he's done, sure.
But when you're in his position for so long, you likely pick up a lot regardless.
"I would have your proper name, boy. Then we can chat." He somehow manages to snort out softly.
I bite back an immediate snarky response, and instead state the truth, "Noriaki Kusanagi." I grit out.
He raises an aged eyebrow at that, "NotNorihito? Huh. Curious."
Before he can add something else, I take a seat in the free chair and glare at him.
"But still, ever like your Father, aren't you?" He waves off, "Maybe not in looks, but in temperament. He came here once, marched in through the gates, didn't take no for an answer, didn't grant any due respect, didn't say his name until the end, right before he left."
"With all due respect," I say with the kindest smile, "respect isn't granted freely, but earned."
The old man merely scoffs at that. "A principle to hold, I suppose. Well" the man's gaze turns and looks outside as he trails off for a second.
"We all, each of the Clans, and likely the Yokai as well, expected you to show up eventually." He muses, "Although I must admit, I can't tell if it's a curse or blessing, that you arrived here when you did."
"I am aware of your little Fallen problem," I state, "though I'm unsure whether or not to make it my problem as well."
"I figured as much."
He paused, reached out, and took his teacup from the table, taking a ginger sip before continuing, "Then what did you come here for? Although, I suspect I already know your reasoning."
Well. I came here, broadly, for information on Japan as a whole.
But seeing as the Clans and maybe the Youkai are expecting me for some reason, I should have bigger questions.
And yet, for this man in particular, I can only think back to my original thoughts coming here.
"Why." I utter, nearly silent as a breeze.
The old man stops midway through his next sip, and stares at me, gently lowering his cup.
"Ibeg your pardon?" He tentatively responds, his befuddlement easy to feel.
"Why send your sister away?" He flinches at that, "Why kill your own? Hunt your own? Banish your own?" I hammer in, each question like a nail driven into his gut.
Flinch after flinch.
"I'm not sure what my Father came here to do exactly, said here, tried to do. But clearly?" I wave my hand to the outside, to the empty haunting compound, "It didn't work. So. Why?"
It was a strange thing, watching the sheer pain and sadness blooming in those old eyes.
And feeling no sympathy at all for the man.
"It istradition," the old man began, pained, "tradition that has been carried on for over a thousand years. All Clans follow it, and all Clans maintain it, in some form. For the Himejima?"
He holds a hand out to the side, a small ball of flame appearing in his hand.
"No Magic, beyond that granted by our gods. No tools of a pagan god, no other powers." He snuffs out the flame by squashing it between his fingers, "We were blessed with these gifts. We need no other, to gather otherwise would be" he grimaces, "heretical, to our patron gods."
Ironic. Considering who he's talking to.
"And yet, when my Father came to you, with my Mother's blessing, and said otherwise?" I'll trail the question off to him.
He snorted at that, "He implied such a thing, that what we were doing was wrong," he stressed, "but the offer he gave to fix it? To swear fealty to him and serve directly under him and the gods once more? Well. It didn't fix anything, in the end. Didn't even get a chance to tear down our traditions, before heyou know."
"I am aware." I huff, "But that's it, then?"
"Hmm?" He hummed out, befuddled once more.
"You did all of that because of tradition?" I elaborate, "That's it?"
The man didn't meet my gaze, instead focused purely on the teacup in his hands.
"Without our tradition, we are nothing." He stated solemnly.
"With your tradition, you lost family." I refute right back.
The old man cringed and gave a long sad sigh, pointedly not responding to that.
"You know," I began, dully, "the mystics over at the Goknomiya Shrine seem to think you're staying here out of stubbornness and tradition, but that's not it, is it?"
The old man looks further down.
When I came here, I didn't know exactly what to expect from this old man.
"You're here because you feel like you owe the Fallen attacking here something, right?"
Maybe somewhere, I expected the stereotypical angry hardline traditionalist.
One of the ones with a ten-meter-long stick up their ass, who can't get their head out the past.
But instead, as this old man finally looks up at me, eyes dull, dead, and broken, I know who I sit before.
A coward.
A coward who couldn't handle the weight of the duty his station brought.
Who knew, knew, what he was doing was wrong but didn't dare to stand up and say no!
Because of tradition. Because old men older than him would disagree.
What a fucked up situation.
"Yes." The old man murmured, "I am sure you're aware, at least somewhat, but I took the one who he loved away. Tried taking his daughter away too. Now that that man is free of his duty, he has nothing left but revenge I suppose."
So it is Baraqiel.
And that's a lie. He still has a daughter to make amends with.
"So you're offering yourself up?"
He nods, "I managed to convince the other elders to go to the Five Clans Inner Sanctuary and seek refuge there. I, and the most stubborn of brats, are all that remain."
I hum at that. "I'm shocked that Suzaku hasn't come back to fix this mess herself yet."
"Hah!" The old man chortles, "Are you kidding? This can only help strengthen her position. It wouldn't shock me if she was intentionally dragging her feet on getting back. Beyond that, she probably still holds a grudge against me specifically!" He takes another much longer sip this time.
I tilt my head. She would? Why?
"Ah," he waves me off, "Some four years ago, I had a marriage interview with the brat she wanted to marry. I shot it down after."
Oh. That's what happened with Tobio and Suzaku's marriage here, huh?
"What happened?" I asked quizzically.
"The boy didn't love her back." He shrugged.
I winced at that.
Sounds like Tobio alright.
Does that mean they've been doing harem shenanigans for the past four years?
Damn.
Finishing his tea, the old man placed his cup back on the counter and sighed.
"Well, boy? What are you going to do now? I don't presume you harbor any notion of saving me," He sighs out, "so I'm dead either way. I suppose the question is, by your hand? Or the Fallen?"
He suddenly chuckles mirthlessly, "Back in the day, when your father did show up, he chopped off the heads of several elders and nearly took the necks of three of the heads for what they did. So here's a better question, I suppose."
He looks directly at me, "Are you going to do what your father did, all those years ago?"
"No." Was my automatic reaction and reply, "I want to do better."
The old man snorted, and lowered his head, "Good answer, Lord Kusanagi."
My hand was on my back before I even realized what I was doing.
Crimson flames roared forth, torching the fiber of my bag, my hand cleanly sliding through the ashes and grasping the hilt of my sword.
In one single moment, when the flames stopped burning, and my blade left its sheath, there was silence.
Until the dull thud of a headless body hitting the floor tarnished it.
The doors behind me exploded.
I turned slightly, just enough to see more of those Shinto mystics, each holding numerous talismans in their hands.
Before they could utter a sound, my chest pounded, and a wave of Holy Spirit Power crashed into their senses, halting their movements and words in equal measure.
Light bloomed in the chamber, as my halos came into being, and I watched half-lidded as they all seemed to stiffen.
"Clean this up." I commanded them, dryly, waving at the body, "Give him a proper burial, as expected for this Clan."
A clean death, a clean grave.
I'll give him that much at least.
The mystics, after a moment of staring at me dumbly, hurriedly nodded.
"When that's done, show me to your training grounds, and leave. I have some steam I need to work off, and a match to prepare for later." I added simply.
Baraqiel. I hope you're ready. I'm about to beat the coward out of you and make you talk to your damn daughter already.
Instead of doing all this!
I didn't stop swinging my sword until night fell.
I knew that logically, I should be sitting down, meditating, and advancing my Senjutsu.
But I just wasn't in the mood for it.
TooI wouldn't call it pissed off.
Moody, maybe?
Done.
Yeah, that fits.
I was too done to sit around and take in the world's ki at the moment.
So, I spent the entire beating up myself, several times over, as I tried to get down and incorporate the Flower and Mist Breathing forms into my repertoire.
Due to me no longer sending three clones to the Academy, only keeping one at Kuoh now, I could summon somewhere around six for the practice.
An additional help was only needing to push for two rather than four, which means I could assign three clones to each and have them go at me.
Pop them, reform them with newly found insight, and repeat.
Due to Flower and Mist being derivatives of Water and Wind respectively, I had a pretty decent baseline.
The problem that I didn't consider until trying to learn them is just how much more highly specialized the forms were.
Still, with my rather sour mood being hell-bent on slicing something, and my clones sharing the sentiment, I think I got a good grasp on the basics.
Nowhere near enough to roll the forms' techniques into my fighting style, yet.
Give it a week or two more, and I think I could do it.
Then, I need to focus fully on upgrading from the Dance to Sun Breathing proper.
That should complete my swordsmanship unless I can think of something else to add later.
Now then.
I lay in a crater of my design, inside the confines of one of the Himejima Clan Training Halls.
The place looks a lot like the dojo on my estate if I'm being honest, just with a lot fewer red and bird symbols everywhere.
Oh! Also, this place is far less durable than my own.
Seriously, I created this crater when I kicked off the ground.
Wasn't even a particularly strong kickoff.
To say the rest of the Training Hall is faring any better would be a bold-faced lie.
So, yeah, the rest of the hall is just fine.
Just like the other, uh, seven I believe there are?
Were. There were seven.
I am very done, alright? Not my fault their training halls are made out of cardboard!
Regardless, none of that matters, as for this one moment, dull of action and anything to do, I turn to what all young adults my age do at these times.
Lay on the ground with my phone in one hand, and a cup of tea in the other.
Yes, I raided their storeroom.
Also yes, they didn't have any soda, and I'm contemplating mass murder.
I texted Kuroka and told her what was going on.
She thanked me for telling her ahead of time what was going on and told me I could handle a ten-winged Fallen Angel.
She confirmed something I wasn't too sure of myself, that the Fallen are weaker than their pure counterparts, even if their number of wings is the same.
An Angel with ten wings can supposedly body a normal ten-winged Fallen, even beat down a twelve-winged Fallen unless it's Azazel.
This just makes me wonder how the hell the Grigori only just recently got torn apart, if true.
Not like Kuroka has any reason to lie about any of that.
She also sent me good luck nudes.
Which shockingly didn't replace my old mood, just added on top of it.
Fuck.
Beyond chit-chatting with my kitty, I also finally got around to combing through the internet about my appearance.
And shitposting.
So much shitposting.
None of it helped me feel better, but fuck if it wasn't fun.
Generally speaking, general reactions to its appearance were, 'Holy fuck. How did this guy get conceived', and memes.
Some motherfucker made a gif of that part where the dragon blew off my clothes with an aura blast and sent my body ragdolling through the air.
Made that shit my profile picture.
What? It does look pretty damn funny if you zoom in on it hard enough.
You can make anything look funny if you zoom in enough or pause at specific frames.
Glad to see the internet hasn't changed, no matter the universe.
Or at least, that's the feeling I got while reading through
With one last sip to finish my cup of, admittedly pretty damn good tea, I set the now useless cup down with a pleasant sigh.
Just on time too.
It's time.
Supposedly, every night, well past midnight.
A little over two, right on the dot.
Minutes ago, the night sky was like that of a dull summer night. Warm, clear, and sparkling with stars.
But now?
Gray storm clouds seem to spiral into existence, converging on the compound from all around, out of nowhere.
As a single life force, stronger yet darker than any I've felt so far, slips passed the border and onto the grounds.
Even so far away, I can feel it, feel him.
An old dark soul, rumbling like a distant storm.
It's Baraqiel. It has to be.
I sigh, shooting one last text to Kuroka simply stating that my fight is here, before setting my phone on silence and putting it away.
My halos flicker into existence as I float up, out of my crater, and casually open up the window.
I don't attempt to hide, there's no need.
I'm not going to assassinate the dumbass, beat the hell out of him if I have to, but not sneak attack him.
In fact.
I want him to come to me.
So, to announce my presence, I flare out my power like a beacon as I take to the sky.
The life force I felt had started moving toward the big building I was in earlier, but as soon as I flared my power, it stopped.
And started moving towards my location.
Albeit, at a much slower speed than when it was b-lining straight for the big building.
Even then, it didn't take long for him to get here.
He stopped a good bit away from me, yet even with the distance and darkness suffusing the area, I could still see him.
A tall, large man, with ten stormy black feathered wings, sprawled out behind him.
The rest of his body was clad in a rough and ragged dull tan cloak, from head to toe.
I couldn't see his face until he tentatively pulled back the hood and dropped it to his shoulders.
Exactly as I recalled him looking, if a bit gruffer than usual, Slicked back and down black hair, tanned skin, slick and spikey bear.
The Fallen simply stared at me, with his trademarked stoney face.
I'd say I couldn't read his expression, but he doesn't make an expression at all, so eh?
It doesn't take long for the meandering silence to be broken.
"Are you here to kill me?" Baraqiel intones before I open my mouth, gruffly.
"Maybe." I hum out, dryly, "But I don't truly plan to."
The man lets out a sigh, "Good. That's good. Then my quest-"
"Is done." I finished for him.
"Iwhat?" He grunts back lowly.
"Suou Himejima is dead," I state the facts, "I killed him myself earlier today."
Ah, there we go, his facial expression finally changed, his forehead creasing upwards as his eyebrows lifted slightly.
"No, I may not be here to kill you, but I suppose for you it might feel the same." I continued, "Your daughter"
His wings start sparking.
I smirk, "You're going to talk with her and stop killing old men. There are no more excuses anymore." I follow through, unperturbed.
For what feels like a good, long moment, he merely stares at me.
I see his hands tense and grip into fists, several times, rustling his cloak.
His jaw works itself like he's trying to think of something to say.
Finally, he settles on, "You know her?"
"A bit, not personally," I confirm, "but we're in the same class at school."
"I see," He grumbles, "yet you know of our story?"
"I did kill Suou, after all," I wave off, "probably would have killed the other elders too, just like you have been. Your situation isn't exactly unique, it's fucked, and neither one of you has been helping fix it."
"I" the man looks away with a huff, "this situation isn't yours to mediate on, boy."
"Ah! But it is!" I start floating toward him, "See, you got free from your responsibilities to the Grigori and the first thing you do is try to get a little revenge!"
"What of it?" He bites back.
"You didn't, oh, I don't know." I hum out, "Try and look for your daughter again, try and see your daughter again, try andoh, I don't fucking know? Try and comfort your daughter after she and the town she was living in nearly got blown to pieces?"
"That!" he rumbled out, his wings sparking slightly more, "She doesn't need me anymore. My organization nearly caused her and her new family's deaths," he ground out, "now, of all times, she probably wishes not to see me the most."
I snorted, "You're a crock of shit." I refute back.
To his positively dumbfounded look.
Now, I float right before him.
"You think she blames you? Specifically? I doubt that, and if she does, I'll slap that dumbassery right out of her head."
My Touki flares abruptly, my mark burns into existence on my face, and my eyes spin into their activated state.
My hand comes up, clad in my power, catching the longsword of golden light aimed at my neck.
The air cracks and roars as its movement is halted.
Baraqiel stares down at me, eyes now properly open with a mix of rage and surprise, his arms trembling with exertion as he still tries to make the blade carry through.
"Hmm?" I raise an eyebrow at him, "Someone is eager to protect someone from the littlest threats, huh?"
"You will not," he grinds out through gritted teeth, "lay a hand on my daughter."
I give him a toothy grin right back, "Well, someone has to be her Daddy if you aren't."
Hmm. You know.
Maybe I'm not the greatest choice for trying to talk down someone or de-escalate a situation.
But, at the same time.
Was this really going to turn out any other way, at least at first?
His longsword roars as golden thunder bursts into existence across the blade, coated with sparks of pure cyan light.
I let go, just in time, shooting backward as he completed his swing and filled the entire area I was in, from the sky to the ground, with a wall of Holy Lightning.
Chuckling, I reach to my back and draw my sword.
As the wall of lightning falls apart, I see Baraqiel standing there, now holding a second light-made longsword, both coated in Holy Lightning.
"Take it back." He states, coldly.
I smile, "For a man that's too much of a coward to face his daughter? For a man who was planning on ultimately dying here, in the end, being unable to face her?"
He flinched at that.
I figured, from the moment he started talking about how Akeno wouldn't want to see him.
What did he come here for, ultimately? It wasn't revenge.
It was to die.
Revenge was more like a cherry on top. He could finally end who tore apart his family, then he could get himself killed, and finally free Akeno of his existence.
Or something along those lines, I'm not in his hand, but something like it I bet.
He probably expected it to be Suzaku, in the end.
Unfortunately for him, I'm not going to let him take the coward's way out.
"No. Never." I conclude succinctly.
His face turned into a deep frown, "So be it," he mumbled, before slowly starting to float towards me, "then I shall make you."
His body blurred forward in a haze of coiling thunder.
My sword ignites, and I breathe, slashing up to meet both his descending swords.
Fire and lightning hiss and bash against each other, neither overcoming the other.
Midair, we push against each other, with him steadily yet slowly pushing me back.
I click my tongue and twist.
Hinokami Kagura
His eyebrows raise rapidly as fire erupts around my blade, swirling and devouring the meager amounts of lightning around his swords.
Burning Bones, Summer Sun.
My blade spirals out, flames booming with it.
Baraqiel quickly backpedals away from the raging blade and flames and is just as quick to move to his next attack.
Holding one sword out, I watch as it explodes with Holy Lightning, shifting into a lance larger than he is tall, made entirely out of his unique element.
Then, he throws it, the air cracking at the might of his toss.
I flow into the next stance quickly.
Flame
A flame-clad vertical stroke cuts the lance of lightning clean in half, directing its two smaller parts around and behind me.
Another explosion. Another crackling thunderous lance.
Dance.
A flame-clad horizontal stroke follows, and like the previous slash, sends the second lance around me just the same.
Four explosions, four thunderous crushes behind me, as I look up and see Baraqiel darting higher above.
Thunder rolls between palms facing each other, kept close between his palms.
Even though the crashing and cracking of lightning, I could hear it.
"Resound, Thunder."
Two words, uttered in the ozone-baked wind, as they ignite the heavens.
Baraqiel claps, and the sky shudders and booms with a mass of Holy Lightning, coming down in the form of several large thunderbolts.
I spiral to the ground, narrowly dodging the first one to fall, before hitting the ground and exploding across it in movement.
Fake Rainbow.
Lightning rains as if hail, peppering and beating the ground.
My afterimages and I blaze through the maze of lightning, dancing through it all.
This guy, he's weaker than Juggernaut Drive, but not by an insane amount.
This is doable.
Baraqiel himself joins the party of electricity, a spear made of lightning firmly in hand, and a deep frown upon his face.
He crashes down with his storm, piercing the ground with his spear, and drawing all the lightning to it like a beacon.
The ground rumbles as static shock waves begin to burst across the ground from the spear, radiating out like ocean waves.
I grimace as all my afterimages pop to the newly electrified ground.
Before it can hit me properly, I take to the now free sky once more, a single seal forming with my free hand.
I inhale, deeply, mixing it with the power in my body, before roaring out a mass of flames in the form of a comet.
Baraqiel grunts, holding out his other hand almost dismissively, forming a greenish-yellow Fallen Angel magic circle.
The comet-shaped fireball crashes into the barrier circle, causing Baraqiel to stumble slightly under the sheer force behind the attack.
His circle starts cracking, and I keep the gout of flames up for just a little longer.
Until he finally wrenches his spear from the ground and collects all his lightning into it.
I smirk and shoot straight down at him, riding my torrent of flames like a wave, wrapping it around my blade.
I spiral like a wheel down upon him, crashing and cutting through his magic circle, slamming and slashing through the ground in front of him.
Caking the entire area in front of him with flames.
He growls, raising his spear to bring it back down, this time on me.
No.
Beneficent Radiance.
I spiral into the air, fire following my blade as I slash up into the spear, cutting in twine.
Making it promptly explode with thunder all around us.
I pour out my aura, my Holy Spirit Power, into the sheath of flames around my body, bolstering it against the torrent of power.
And with a stomp of my foot, I explode my fire and power out all around me.
Fallen, too, are weak to holy aura after all, just like Devils.
Baraqiel tries to step back, cloaking himself in the wild surge out around us for protection in much the same manner as I am with my flames, but I won't let him.
All it takes is a step, and I'm past his guard.
With my blade, arching out to his defenseless center.
Dancing Spirit.
Several flaming arched slashes lash all around his center, a combination of Thunder Breathing's Rice Spirit helping Dance strike more than once, quickly, continuously!
Each strike is taken, but not by his body, but by his wings.
Wrapping around protectively, his wings tense up like blades themselves, and lash out at each incoming slash.
The sheer force behind each attack cracks the ground beneath us, sending out waves of fire and thunder in equal measure.
I huff out flames, break my form, and flow into another to break the stalemate.
Sunflower Thrust.
My blade spikes out, tip poised for his center, coated in whirling flames.
His wings come down like a shell, wrapping around my blade, trying to stop it.
Only for my blade to promptly, point blank, erupt with fire as I pour my power into it on mass, shredding and scorching his lightning cloak.
A wave of crimson fire blasts forth, picking up and carrying the former cadre, dragging him along the cyclonic spiraling flames straight into the training halls.
Former training halls. As the fires tear through and blast the entire building apart with an explosion.
Emerging gruffly from the burning wreckage, Baraqiel reveals himself quickly.
His cloak has been completely burned off, leaving him in amale version of the church exorcist uniform.
Huh. Okay.
Several of his wings are practically destroyed, with most of the feathers being burned off, and spines cut up and dripping with blood.
The rest of his body isn't doing the greatest, but still far better, only seemingly splattered randomly with minor burns.
With a sly hum, I stab my sword into the ground and lean against it, crossing my arms and smirking at him.
"Damn. I'm doing more work beating you for your stupidity than your Daddy's ever done, huh?" I state, looking over him.
Baraqiel merely stands there, face hard, before finally managing a cold, "Why."
I blink at that, "Hmm? Why, why what?"
"Why go through all ofthis." He waves a sparking hand around us, "It's not any of your business, boy. You even said you don't know Akeno personally. So why."
My head tilts slightly, "Do you need a reason to want to repair a broken family?"
At that, he simply stares at me, incredulously.
Ah. I suppose he truly wouldn't get it, being Fallen and all.
The first broken family, biblically anyhow.
"Speaking of," I go on, "are we done here, or do you need me to legit punch you in the face to finally get it through your fat skull?"
The Fallen grumbled at that, then harrumphed.
Then the sky fell atop me.
A massive surge of Holy Lightning came crashing down upon my shoulders, filling my vision until all I saw was gold.
My entire body was set abuzz, but shockingly, heh, it wasn't that bad.
The holy light part wasn't all that effective against me, I think.
As soon as the surge subsided, all I could smell was ozone, charred ground, and smoke.
I was full-on smoking as if I had just been cooked alive.
Suppose technically I just was.
But to Baraqiel? Judging by the look of abject surprise on his face, it may as well look like I took no damage at all.
Honestly think his face might have taken more damage than I did, if he keeps moving it who knows? He might break it!
I huff, momentarily, I recall that moment just a little while ago when he waved his hand.
Ah. That's when he set up the attack.
I crack my knuckles and get off my sword, leaving it stabbed into the ground.
"Alright," I grunt out, "one punch to the noggin, coming straight up."
With that, I charge.
Baraqiel quickly forms light swords, grits his teeth, and swings out one of them.
I easily flip over it, over him, completely, and lash out a kick down at his head.
He blocks it with his second sword, only for me to use it as a platform to kick off and land behind him.
As soon as I hit the dirt, light explodes from my feet.
Much less messy than fire, but still not easy to control without a focus.
Regardless, I'm counting on that.
Baraqiel turns to meet me, only to be greeted by a flashbang as I blast toward him, coating my fists with the same explosive light.
He grunts, his eyesight cut out as it may be, but he still manages to bring both his swords down upon me.
Fuck it.
I grab both of them with my light-covered hands, caring little as the meeting of light destabilizes both powers.
Focusing on him, I see that he's too damn tall to reach his head like this, so I do the first thing that comes to mind.
Break his bloody kneecaps.
My foot lashes out once more, straight into the offending knee with an audible thwack.
The strike barely makes him flinch.
Ah, right. Masochist. Pain won't do it.
I need something more.
I look up at him, seeing him grunt and shake his head as his vision returns.
Our eyes meet as he finally opens his eyelids, but unlike his, my eyes are spinning.
A big proper Genjutsu won't stick, he's strong enough, and my eyes weak enough, that it just wouldn't take.
But! Shoving absurd amounts of Holy Spirit Power into his brain to trick it into not enjoying pain?
I can do that. I think.
Holy Spirit Power suddenly bellows out from me, Baraqiel flinches, his eyes dulling rapidly as my power presses down upon him.
"Hnnn?" He groans out, confused, as for one perfect moment.
He doesn't like the feeling of all his injuries.
My foot comes out once more.
Crack.
He howls in pain as his attacked knee buckles.
As his concentration is fucked, I explode the light around my hands, shattering his light swords before grabbing his uniform, pulling him down the rest of the way.
His head comes down.
My head goes up.
And slams right into his nose.
The most glorious crack and pop noise echoes out between us, as Baraqiel falls directly back and hits the dirt.
A big, bloody spot, right in the center of his stiff stoney face.
I, meanwhile, stagger back, my head abuzz from forehead to back.
Man's face is about as hard as it looks, it turns out.
"Not exactly a punch, but same idea," I grumble out, "you get it yet, old man!?"
"Oh, I think he gets it, Lord Arahitogami~..." a voice, a very feminine voice, suddenly speaks softly right into my ear.
I whirl around, blinking wearily as I think I see someone else. But the rather piercing red eyes give her true identity away.
"S-Suzaku" Baraqiel mutters groggily, having lifted his head slightly to see her.
She certainly does look like a more mature Akeno. She looks practically the same as her though, in hair and general figure, the only real difference is her crimson red eyes.
And of course, she fills out the shrine maiden outfit she wears just as well as Akeno does. If not better, I'd say.
"Hmm, hmm!" She hums, looking around at us.
Then the destroyed area around us, the demolished and burning building beneath us, and the grounds scarred with craters and cracks.
I point to Baraqiel, "He did it."
Baraqiel wheezes, "Hnn!? B-Brat! You!"
"Well, he did everything around the building." I relent easily, "I blew up the building itself. Already wrecked it training all day beforehand."
I put my hands together apologetically.
"My bad."
Suzaku merely looked over at us amusedly.
Then she sighs, deeply. "Boys. Hah~. Alright, first things first." Suddenly, she held her hand up, poised like a finger gun.
I barely had time to blink, before she made a firing motion, before suddenly, Baraqiel exploded.
I gape in his general direction, as the equivalent of a firebomb suddenly goes off right in front of me, centered on the man.
"You" I turn towards her, only for Suzaku to wave me off before I can even begin.
"Wait a minute." She interrupted curtly.
I huff and turn back towards the rapidly settling flames.
Which, now that I see I'm looking carefully, I see aren't even burning the ground it's touching.
With no fuel, the flames quickly disperse, revealing a very alive, yet also very knocked out Fallen Angel.
Who also wasn't any more burned, at all.
She just used the force of the attack itself to knock him out.
I turned back to her, "Show off."
Still really cool, though.
Suzaku merely giggled at that, before bowing to me slightly, "I thank you, Lord Arahitogami, for not killing that very stupid man."
I waved her off, "No need to thank me, I figure, I did what you were going to do already, right?"
She raises her head, before tilting it, "Hmm? Whatever do you mean?" She asks so incredibly sarcastically, so fakely, that I almost cringed on the spot.
I merely deadpanned at her, "You were just using Baraqiel here to clean up the clan, weren't you."
She hums and looks away with a simple content smile on her face.
What was it that the new head of the Nakiri said about Suzaku again?
Ah. Right, he called her scary. I could see it.
"I will neither confirm nor deny such accusations, Lord"
"Noriaki, or Kusanagi if you must be so formal." I curtly interrupt her, saving her tongue from more of that.
She nods, "Lord Kusanagi. But! What I will say is, thank you for subduing the Fallen, I do believe he will be much better off in a certain someone else's hands."
"Ah, care to share whom exactly?" I ask knowingly.
"Well," she begins, "the Gremory Family is known to be rather agreeable, and with all the change going down in the Underworld, another Fallen wouldn't be outside of the norm."
She saunters up to me, "Of course, to the rest of the Clan, said Fallen did die tonight. With only two people knowing his real fate, yes?"
Cheeky minx.
Very scary indeed.
"Of course," I smile easily, "I see no reason to speak up otherwise."
"Hmm~!" Suzaku hums happily, walking right past me before waving for me to follow, "Come along, Lord Kusanagi, let's have a chat."
Almost off-handedly, she pulls a small paper figure from her pocket and drops it onto Baraqiel.
The little paper man suddenly gets up, on his own, looks down at Baraqiel, and seems to sigh before flashing away.
Taking the body with it.
That was a Shikigami, I believe. A paper familiar imbued with a little bit of the maker's spiritual power.
Putting that out of my mind for now, I follow Suzaku, jogging to her side.
"I'll be brief, and honest, to start with," She begins with a sigh, "I wasn't planning on coming back so soon, you know? But when I caught word you had shown up, I figured I couldn't exactly wait any longer."
"Ah?" I blink at that, "I'm sorry? Granted, I did originally come here to meet with you in the first place, so, mission accomplished?"
She chuckled weakly at that, "I suppose so, Lord Kusanagi. It's been a very busy, and rather stressful few days, what with everything going on, everything changing" she trails off, "new developments keep springing up, even as we speak, I bet."
"Ho? Such as?" I inquire.
"One of the other reasons I had to return sooner and get everything back in order faster," she huffed, "the Yokai have called for a Hyakki Yagy."
Night Parade of One Hundred Demons?
"I'm afraid I've never heard of the term before."
"It's a great gathering of the strongest Yokai in Japan, their people, and factions, all in one place for a grand meeting," she elaborates further, "and in this case? That place is Kyoto." She finishes with a tired sigh.
Fitting for the name, I suppose.
"Ah, I see why you had to come back. If the Yokai are going to pull this united event, then the Clans need to look united as well." I muse aloud.
"Correct, Lord Kusanagi." She confirms easily with a smile. "Fortunately, moving so many Yokai at once can take a little while, so I still have time to clean everything up, before the Clans meet up themselves at the Inner Sanctuary."
She suddenly stops, turning to me, "With all that being said, what do you plan on doing now, hmm?"
I scratch my chin, "Well if it isn't too much trouble, I'd still like to talk shop with you, and while I'm at it, I want to help clean this place up a bit, since I did cause a bit of the damage."
"Ah?" She hums thoughtfully, "Aren't you a sweet one? I don't mind, truthfully, sitting down and talking with a cup of tea sounds positively divine right about now."
"Excellent." I form a lone hand seal, causing a little under several clones to appear around us.
Suzaku blinks, and looks at me, the original me.
I shrug it off, "Kami stuff."
"Ah." She nods, as my clones jump away back to where we were.
"As for after this? Well. If the Clans and Yokai are all going to meet, that saves me tons of time from going to each faction. So," I grin, "may as well crash both parties at the same time, see what's up."
Suzaku chuckles at that, "Well, I suppose I should have expected that. Now then." She claps her hands together, and the sky clears.
Gone is that dull, dreary haze, and back in full force is a true, warm summer night.
"You wished to talk shop, now I believe I have an idea of what you want, but let's see about that over some tea, yes?"
Back in the same chamber where, just the other day, I killed a man.
Sat at the same table, the same chairs, teapot, even the smell of the tea.
Only differences? The cups are different and significantly fancier, and the other occupant isn't an old guy this time.
"Can I just say," I begin after taking a ginger sip ofwhatever kind of tea this is, I don't know, but it tastes impeccably sweet, "you fill this room out much better than the old guy did."
Suzaku giggles lightly at that, "My, isn't someone a flirt."
I shrug at that, "I just state the truth when I see it."
Suzaku had long since sent the people she called back to the compound away from this building, so I do not need to hide anything in particular.
"Speaking of old guys," I continued, "Suou Himejima. I killed him. He told me he sent a bunch of the other elders away to this Inner Sanctuary before I arrived here, though." I raise an eyebrow at her, "You know about any of that?"
Suzaku gives a short hum, "I was aware of those elder's survival, yes. Shame that."
Damn. Not even going to try and be coy now?
"But, I wasn't aware of your killing of that man in particular. Did he offend you in some way?" She asked, intrigued.
I stare at her, blankly, "He knew what he was doing was wrong. Yet he still did it anyway."
She grimaces at my brief explanation, "Yes, his morecowardly insistence on holding to tradition for fear of any sort of backlash was a big pain point for me as well."
I was very tempted to bring up the marriage interview stuff, but really, that sounds like a great way of pissing her off.
No real way to bring up something that sensitive in a joking manner.
"Ah, but if you did kill him, does that mean I'm to assume you mean to follow your father's footsteps?" She inquired, "After all, if I recall correctly, he did much the same upon his introduction to the Clans, just on a much bigger scale."
I snorted, "Depends. Ultimately, nothing he did changed anything. After he was gone, everything just kind of fell back into place."
Look, I'll be frank.
"And me? Well, I heard he tried to start and run a unified supernatural Japan. A kingdom." I point to myself, "I have absolutely no fucking clue how to rule. In that sense, I'd probably do worse than even he did."
I chuckle a bit before thinking aloud, "Unless it's common sense, I can do that. Telling other people not to do stupid shit would be quite easy, I think."
Suzaku nodded and chuckled along with my words.
Honestly. Back when I confronted Suou, I said I wanted to do better than my father did.
I said it because it felt right to say that, and I do want to, ultimately.
Then I sit here and realize, I'm so far out of my depth in that regard it's hilarious.
And kind of sad.
Suzaku gives a lovely hum, "Is that so? Truthfully, I thought you were here in part because your mother ordered you to come take over the part your father played."
Really?
Wait. Is that what everyone is going to think when I go to them?
That'sannoying.
I deadpanned at her, "I haven't even spoken to my mother. Across my entire life, in fact." I shake my head, and press on, "I originally came here just to learn about what supernatural Japan is like, beyond what my sources could grant."
Though at this point, I think I've kind of veered off the path of my original purpose, haven't I?
"Also, allies would be nice, I'd like to have those as well." I shoehorn in.
Suzaku, meanwhile, is just staring at me, "You haven't spoken to your mother, ever?" She utters, clearly in disbelief.
I shrug nonchalantly, "Yup. I came here all on my own."
"Isee." She finally says, a thin frown on her lips, "I truly didn't expect that, not at all. We as well, of the Five Clans, share a similar problem as well. Never hearing from the gods in any direct manner was actually why your father had support at all."
I raise an eyebrow at that, "Really? That'sinteresting."
Somehow. I don't doubt for a second that the Kami leave these guys out to dry beyond giving blessings and probably some vague sense of their wills.
She sighs solemnly, "It's a pain, is what it is. Imagine, trying to do the will of your patrons when they won't tell you what they want, explicitly."
I cringe at that.
Damn. Right on the money, huh?
Would now be a good time to bring up that I have Uzume as my maid?
Or that I've met Inari before?
I kind of want to see her reaction to all that.
Hmm.
Nah. I'll save it for later.
"But, getting back on track," she shakes her head and continues, dropping her frown and replacing it with a slight sparkle in her eyes, "I'm actually quite glad you came here of your own volition. We here of the clans are servants to the gods, not seeing another is a nice change of pace."
I give a happy hum at that.
"And I'm pretty glad you're doing what you're doing," I waved my hand to the compound outside, bathed still in the sweet summer night, "with all of them, the Clans, the Himejima especially. I heard about the Clans before coming here, and admittedly, another part of the reason I wanted to come was to help against all the ultra-traditionalist bullshit going on getting people exiled and killed."
That sparkle in her eyes only seems to grow stronger, "Really now? Well, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to a little help, here and there. Being able to say that actions taken are ordained by the gods is an excellent hand waver to get things done."
I take another sip, another chuckle escaping my lips, "You wanna use me like a very handsome stick to beat down certain very stubborn elders, huh?"
The smile that sprouts on her face is poorly contained behind her teacup, "Whatever could you mean, I wonder?"
Very, very, scary indeed.
"Well, apologies, I'll help. But I won't be used." I wave off, unperturbed, "I'm not that dumb, I have agency and my own goals."
"Hmm. As you say." She says simply after taking a sip herself, "So then, what are those goals, Lord Kusanagi? If you aren't going to follow in your father's footsteps?"
"Hey now," I smiled right back, "I never said that, I said it depends."
Her smile turns cheeky, "On?" She inquires.
"Whether or not I could change anything, long term, even if I did manage to gather everyone together," I answer just as cheekily back, "and luckily? I do have some ideas on how to make it work."
At that Suzaku blinks, her head tilting cutely with genuine intrigue and slight surprise.
Anticipating her asking for details, I continue before she can speak, "I won't give away much, since I'm still working out the details, but it involves a morepermanent peace."
As Suzaku's eyes widen slightly as she considers my words, I chortle internally.
The idea only came to me recently, very recently, but I stole it from the Three Factions Peace Conference.
Which I doubt will happen at all here, since there are only Two Factions now.
But in effect, I want to see if achieving a more permanent peace and cooperation between Japan's supernatural factions is possible.
Not the sham peace the Clans have with the Yokai, which was already broken with the East Yokai Faction.
I want something between the Kami/Clans, and Yokai proper, where they all work together rather than trying to murder each other.
The idea is that everyone can collaborate, and use their resources together, to make Japan a better place.
Sounds simple, but I have a very intense feeling it's going to be a pain in the ass to pull off.
For one, convincing the die-hard traditionalist clans to do it sounds like hell, and I heavily doubt the Yokai have the same baseline respect for me that the clans do from my heritage.
That's all assuming I don't come in with a fat stick and start swinging, but I'm nowhere near strong enough to make that method work, unlike my father.
Also, that method didn't end up sticking, so I doubt it will again.
Hmm, it's going to be something I have to build up towards, then.
Help the clans with their stuff, and when the Hero Faction comes around, beat them down and win the West Yokai Faction's favor, that's a good start.
After I'm through here, I need to head back and have a talk with Uzune about stuff. See what's viable and not.
"That's certainly an idea, Lord Kusanagi," Suzaku eventually slowly states, "definitely an idea I've never personally entertained."
I nod, "That's fair, I only recently came up with it myself," I admit, "but I think the idea has a good foundation. Though beyond trying to make it happen, I'm still not entirely sure of my role beyond that."
Suzaku nods pleasantly, "Then may I ask you to keep me informed on your plans? I'll admit, while I never entertained the idea myself, it does sound interesting."
She smiles sweetly as she continues, "A greater, more permanent peace would be amicable towards and help my personal goals for the clans."
"Got a phone number so I can contact you whenever?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Mhmm~!" She hums pleasantly, "But oh my, Lord Kusanagi, asking for a young lady's number so easily? So casually?" She gives me a very cheeky grin as I smirk right back at her, "Aren't you bold?"
I chuckle, "Not so bold, it would be an insult were I to assume a beautiful young lady like yourself doesn't have anyone pining for your attention. No boyfriend, no marriage lined up?" I play along, putting on a distinguished noble-sounding voice.
"Ufufufu~! Beautiful, hmm?" She hums good-naturedly, reaching for a napkin on the table.
It was a quick thing, but I did notice something else.
As soon as I said the word marriage her smile strained. Heavily.
It was so quick, I almost did miss it, but I caught it, and holy fuck am I glad I did bring up the marriage thing earlier more directly.
Dodged a nuclear missile, I think.
Still, four years, and Tobio hasn't done anything about this?
There's only loving your childhood friend, and then there's leaving several girls out to dry for years, including said childhood friend, because you're an indecisive pushover.
Granted, I don't know what's wholly going on behind the scenes, and another man's love life, or lack thereof, isn't my business.
Still. It's just sad.
A burning smell draws my attention from my thoughts, and I see Suzaku carefully burning a message into a napkin.
Flexing her mastery over her power, she writes her phone number down perfectly. I don't even see any fire come from her finger as she writes, just the faint heat haze.
And as she hands it off to me, I find the makeshift note merely warm to the touch, with no damage marring it beyond the intended burned-in numbers.
"There you are, Lord Kusanagi!"
I give a thankful nod as I take it.
"I'll send you a message when I leave here tonight." I pocket the napkin, before adding, "I suspect we might be talking to each other extensively."
"Oh?" She raises an eyebrow slightly, "Whatever for?"
"Well, unless you're gonna tell me everything you need help with tonight." I start, "Also, unless you plan on telling me about supernatural Japan all right now to go along with it. Seems like a fair bit, taken together, right?" She gives a rather sheepish nod to that.
"Also," I tact on, "friends are nice. More of those is always good."
Seriously. I've got like. Three.
Uzume, Kuroka, Koneko.
Uzume only sort of counts, but we don't do friend stuff, Kuroka isKuroka.
Koneko fits though. Though I highly suspect she'll be going the way of Kuroka in the future.
Suzaku's eyes widened slightly, "Friends, hmm? Well, if you're looking for more of those, may I recommend a place where you could meet more? They are joining us under the umbrella of Shinto, after all."
I blink at that.
"Ah, right," I hum out, "the Slash Dog Team is being transferred over. Suppose I should go visit them. Know anywhere I could meet them?"
Suzaku chuckles, "They usually frequent a bar, perhaps sometime I can take you there, and introduce you?"
I grin, "My oh my!" I play up and exaggerate my voice, "Asking a young man to a bar, so casually?" I try, likely failing, to bat my eyelashes, "How bold." I finish with a smirk, to Suzaku's giggling.
"Am I to take that as a yes, then?" She asks between giggles.
"Yeah, that's a yes." I chuckle, "I've been to a bar before, got so shit-faced drunk it's still just a haze to me. Think it'll be different this time."
"If the bartender will serve you underaged," she gives me a slight grin, "which he won't. I know the bartender personally, he's far too straight-laced for that."
I sigh, and wave it off, "Well, that's good at least. Means I might remember my time there."
She smiles and nods, "That it shall. Although we will have to go after this mess is over, I'm afraid."
I give a simple nod in understanding.
Then, taking a quick look outside, I find the darkness outside has faded slightly, purple and black pulling back like a curtain to reveal a slight blue glow just beneath the horizon.
Damn. All night? Really? Doesn't feel like it.
I down the rest of my cup like a shot, and place the cup back gently.
"Well~!" I stretch out in my seat, before slowly rising with a protracted groan, "Ah. I think we covered just about everything, no?"
Suzaku followed my gaze for a moment, before chuckling at likely the same realization I just had.
She too rises curtly, a small smile across her face, "I believe it does, yes."
I give a content hum, "I'm not too sure when I'll see you again, sometime before or perhaps during the Yokai's Night Parade, when the Clans have their gathering?"
"I doubt I'll be able to input any of my plans before then," she waves my first notion off with a sigh, "so during the Clan gathering, most likely."
"Any idea when that'll be?"
She thinks for a moment, "A few days at most, I'll send you specific details before then."
I nod, before giving her a slight respectful bow. "It was a pleasure meeting you, Lady Himejima, despite the circumstances."
Suzaku chuckled, before bowing as well, although hers was much deeper, "You as well, Lord Kusanagi. Although," she raised her hand back up, "if we are to be friends, shouldn't we drop the pleasantries?"
"Ah! How bold~!?" I exaggerated exclaimed in response, to sweet giggles.
I smile, "That's alright with me, Lady Suzaku."
"Well then, Lord Noriaki," she smiles right on back, "be seeing you in person again quite soon."
~ A New Sun ~
I was feeling much better on my journey back home.
And why wouldn't I? I got to headbutt Baraqiel in the face. Peak emotional venting.
The talk over tea went well too.
Suzaku was a touch more ruthless than I originally imagined, admittedly.
But when the girl grew up in the Himejima and specifically took the Vermillion Bird on to enact change, what should have I expected?
Speaking of
As I walk down the street, I mess with my phone's contacts, trying to think of a good nickname for her.
Ah.
I type the first thing that comes to mind.
Tiddy Birb.
Perfection.
Saving that, and sending her a quick message stating it's me and this is my number, I quickly filter through one last thing.
The memories of my clones, specifically. As it turns out, they didn't end up doing much beyond cleaning up.
Not like I could do much else, I'm not a carpenter.
But none of that was important.
What was is the memories of how the other clan members reacted to the clones being there.
See, Suzaka had called everyone back to the compound and sent people to start repairing the damage from my fight with Baraqiel.
And the guys that were sent over? Well. I'd describe their reactions to me as they revered me, practically on sight.
Much the same way that those mystics at the temple did.
I could hear talk, sporadic, here and there about how I came to kill the bastard crow and free them, like a divine gift or some shit.
It irked me, slightly, I recall. To have my agency reduced to being told to come save them by my mother or something.
So one of my clones told them off. That I wasn't sent, that I came of my own will, just like I had told Suzaku.
Somehow, that made them only revere me more.
Rolling my eyes as the memories pass, I continue my rather lackadaisical walk across the city.
Then I realized I burned my bagged sheath off and was freely walking around with a sword strapped to my back.
Thank fuck it's still super early out, and I'm not exactly anywhere near where people would be out so early.
So I picked up my pace, leaping high into the air before flying off.
The view here is nice and all, but I can't help but loathe my luck when it comes to just taking a walk so far.
Specifics shalt not be named, lest I incur the wrath of Murphy.
Nothing interesting happened on my flight back home, although seeing the city eerily devoid of people at certain places from up above was pretty cool.
Rather than enter my apartment via the door, I simply floated in through a window.
Which was open, for some reason, even though I don't recall opening one before I left the other day?
The reason as to why quickly became apparent.
That was, the complete reorganization of my living room into a veritable command center, complete with a big ass table in the center where a map of Japan sat.
Around it, were the boxes from the other day, opened and seemingly organized completely within judging off a cursory glance.
The source for the remodeling overnight?
Uzume, standing there in a tight black skirt and white sleeveless blouse, looking over everything with a finger to her chin, humming pleasantly in agreement with...herself?
My first thought was, damn. Fuck the maid outfit, she fills out a secretary outfit way better.
My second thought was, "Where did all the furniture go?"
"EEP!?" Uzume jumped in her spot, flipping back around to look at me, "Nori!?"
"Yes. I'm Nori-kun." I confirm blandly.
She stares at me a moment, before huffing and pouting, "Why did you come through the window?"
"Because it was open and more convenient?" I state, looking around for a chair to sit on, "Why did you leave the window open?"
"Ambience," She responds as if it answered everything, "and air."
"Ah," I hum in confirmation, walking over to and grabbing a kitchen chair, "that makes sense."
With that, I take a seat. And pat my lap.
Uzume looks on, blinking slowly.
"Nori-kun, what are you?"
"Come." I command, "Sit."
"W-What!? Why!" She exclaimed, her face flushing.
I roll my eyes, "Because someone moved the couch, so I have to do this instead. Come on!" I continue patting my lap.
Slowly, she waddled over and gingerly sat on my lap.
I grabbed her waist, and pulled her closer, prompting her to wrap her arms around my neck and squeak as if I was suddenly about to drop her.
I take a deep, non-combat oriented, breath.
"Uzume." I start plainly, "When the fuck did I say you were done resting?"
"E-Eeehh? That's what you start with!?" She exclaimed, prompting a very deadpan stare straight into her eyes.
"The fact that you did this anyway, expecting me to have an issue with something, but did it anyway concerns me." My lips twitch, as a thought occurs, "Did youwant me to punish you?"
Uzume immediately starts squirming in my grasp.
Eventually, she stops, refusing to meet my gaze.
"Maybe." She says quietly, so very quietly, I could hardly pick up on it.
But I did. So I smacked her on the ass.
"AH~!? Mmmm~! Nooori~kun!" She shuddered before she started whining.
I give her the blankets of stares, "Maybe later. First, what's allthis?" I wave off to the former living room.
"Nmmmm!" She huffs, I can feel the urge to pout at my denial radiating off her in waves.
Shockingly, she managed to push it and answer me properly.
"It's a planning center," She explained curtly, "I gathered up everything I brought, organized it, set out maps and charts and the like relating to everything. The works."
Slowly, she looks at me, a nervous smile on her face, "Isis that okay?"
I let out a tentative sigh, "Honestly, I'm more concerned about you doing all this after I told you to rest than anything else."
Mostly because I'm going to pin the hell of that map, put string between the pins, and stuff like that.
Make it like one of those investigator boards, or one of those war maps!
I don't know why, but something about doing that just makes the neurons active in my brain.
"So you're notmad?" She asks tentatively, and
Bitch why the fuck do you sound disappointed!?
Then a core memory in my head replayed itself.
At that time she compared my mother's temper tantrums to her siblings.
And found that hot.
In one perfect moment of understanding, I contemplate the secrets of the universe.
And found that it's the horny.
It all boils down to the horny.
The disgust that slowly etched itself across my face at this enlightenment, told Uzume everything she needed to know about what I think of that.
"Eh? Nori-kun!? That face! N-Not that face again!" She cried out, weakly trying to shuffle out of my grasp
But I refused, holding her tighter.
Her cries are only stopped as the bedroom door opens, and a mewling yawn echoes across the room.
"Nyah~...it's too early for all this noise, you know? What's going on" Kuroka, who was wearing barely anything save a very short top and underwear, stopped at the door and stared out into the living room.
She tilts her head at us, "How long was I out, nya?"
"Just the night," I responded easily, "the secretary did all this overnight."
"S-Secretary!?" Uzume repeated, scandalized, "I thought I was the maid?"
I deadpanned at her, "You can be both."
Kuroka stalks over, a sly smile on her face, "Honestly, I think she looks better in a secretary outfit than a maid outfit, nya~!"
Uzume, reflexively, tries to shuffle away from her, but I hold her still.
I chuckle, "I know right?"
Uzume gives an anguished cry as Kuroka comes up, grabbing her with a low purr, causing the poor goddess to be sandwiched between us.
"Well you did say you wanted to be punished, Uzume" I trail off with a silly smile.
"Not like this!" She cries out in response, muffled due to being pressed into Kuroka's bust.
Both of us chortle like actual cats as Uzume flails around between us.
I click my tongue though, as I realize what I'm doing.
Damn. The urge to bully the Uzume is just too strong, huh?
Gently pushing Kuroka away, much to her slight confusion, I freed the purple-haired kami.
Who instantly gasped dramatically for breath.
"Haaahhh~! Freedom!" And immediately tries to wiggle out of my grasp and escape completely.
With a long dead stare, I hold her in place and start.
"As fun as this all is, I just came back from talking with the Himejima. We can continue the bullying later," I state, "for now, we have a little talk to do."
Uzume suddenly perked up, looking on much more attentively, while Kuroka merely tilted her head in curiosity.
Not wanting to drag this out for the entire morning, I kept the events fairly brief.
Kuroka already knew about Baraqiel's, but Uzume was still out like a light then, so talking about those events was really for her benefit.
When I finished giving a general overview of that event, Kuroka chuckled, as she had yet to hear about how I handled him.
Uzume had a markedly different reaction, shivering after all was said and done.
"So it's already begun, huh?" She worryingly states, "Still, to think one of the upper echelons of the former Grigori would do something like this at all"
"He was an idiot, and a coward looking to die early," I state simply back, "I hope, wherever he is now, he realizes that and tries to live for something now."
"We can only hope." Uzume replies in kind, though she doesn't exactly sound hopeful.
"Did you get a picture after you headbutted his nose in?" Kuroka interjects with the important questions.
I facepalm, "Damn! Knew I forgot something!"
Kuroka sighed sadly, while Uzume shook her head in exasperation.
After a short chuckle, I continued.
Describing the events of my talk with Suzaku, my idea for peace, and the upcoming Night Parade.
"Nyah~? My my, Nori-kun, getting a girl's phone number on the first meeting? How bold~!" Kuroka exclaimed, wrapping her arms around my neck and leaning into my side.
Of course, that's what she focuses on.
Sometimes, we do share the same wavelength.
I snort and smack her on the ass, prompting a yelp from her.
"Not like that, you."
"Mhmm~!" Kuroka hums out, "But for how long, I wonder, nya~?"
I blink. Lowkey expecting I'll get a harem, huh?
Uzume, meanwhile, didn't look nearly as embarrassed as she usually is when we got up to our stuff.
Instead, she looked twitchy, worried, fumbling with her fingers.
"Hyakki Yagy, huh?" She murmurs, "It's been a long, long time since I last heard of one of those happening. Not since the original Daiyokai, I think." She shivers, and turns to me, "Nori."
"Hmm?" I look at her, meeting her gaze.
The slight fear pricking her voice draws my complete attention and makes Kuroka halt her horny. For now.
"I think, if you really want this peace idea to get going, you might have to visit at least one of the Yokai Factions before the Night Parade starts." She begins urgently.
I raise my eyebrow, "Let me guess, the parade is more than just a meeting, isn't it?"
She nods, solemnly, "Originally, it was used as a warcry. When the original Three Daiyokai wanted to cause chaos and kill lots of people, they called for a Night Parade. And the timing, so soon after your existence came out?"
I blink, a thought playing through my head.
They all may expect me to come trying to do what my father did.
Ah. Fuck.
"So this is a reaction to me then, you think?" I ask, and Uzume nods slowly.
"It seems most likely, I can't think of any other reason they'd suddenly do this." She elaborates further.
"II see."
Well. That changes things.
Bursting in on that kind of party sounds like a quick way to get killed, then. Even though I was just kind of thinking of sending a clone.
"We've still got a few days until it well and truly begins," I huff out a tired sigh, "I think, I'll take a visit to the West Yokai Faction before everything hits the fan then."
Uzume nods, approvingly, "The West would probably be the most accommodating to you, yes. They're generally the most peaceful of the Yokai Factions, and their leader prefers peaceful negotiation over conflict."
I give a slight hum, before turning back to Kuroka, "Kitty, would you like to come with me?"
Kuroka blinked at that, "Really, nya?"
I chuckle, "Well, yeah? They already know you're here, I bet. And they don't seem to care overtly about your wanted status, judging by the fact they haven't tried anything or told the Devils. So why not?"
"Huh," Kuroka stared at me for a moment, before a pretty smile spread across her face, "alright then, nya~! It's a date! I've never been to Urakyoto before!"
I chuckle at that, "Not even sure there's date stuff to do over there, but I guess we can see."
"Yaaayyy~!" Kuroka snuggles into my side, purring all the while as I pat her on the back.
Uzume merely sighs, "You two" she intones dully.
I pat her on the back too, just to be a good sport.
Ah. An idea forms.
"You know, we've got a bit of free time before we have to go." I start with a sigh, "I think it's about time we get a little something done before then."
I look to Kuroka, who's still snuggling into my side.
"I doubt this will take the whole day, we can even do this today. Kuroka?" I grab her attention lightly, causing her ears to perk.
"I think it's finally time for you to have a little talk with Shirone."
The way she stilled like a deer caught in the headlights would have made for the perfect picture if only the reason behind it wasn't so damn sad.
"Hmm. Well. Can't say I expected that reaction." I state, plainly, while staring up at the ceiling.
Uzume, still sitting in my lap, deadpans at me as she replies, "You don't say?"
The reaction?
Kuroka, having flung herself up and onto the ceiling, clinging to it upside down.
Somehow. Probably magic. Because I know she doesn't have real claws!
Her hair stands on end and her pupils are dilated, she lets out a low, terrified hiss down at us as her ears pin to the back of her head.
"Kuroka." I call up, blandly, "Kitty. Get down from there."
She hisses at me, not an angry hiss, but like a threatened hiss. Scared.
I frown. "I will come up there you, don't make me!"
"You know, besides the Mating Season," Uzume muses aloud, "Nekomata and Nekoshou don't take behavioral patterns from normal cats otherwise."
"So she's faking it." I simplify.
"Yeeeep~!" She pops out cheerily.
Kuroka blinks, and points at Uzume, "You bitch, nya~!"
As Uzume fakes a dramatic gasp, I call out once more, this time a touch more firmly.
"Kuroka. Down girl."
"No!" She fires back, clinging to the ceiling tighter, "I don't wanna! You can't just spring that on me like this, I'm not ready!"
"Bullshit," I spat out right back, "you just want the free, dramaless cuddles from your sister to continue, Chom-chan!"
"So what if I do!?" She fired back, "It's been years, okay!? I miss her! At least like that, I can be around her! Get affection from her! Hug her" she trailed off brokenly, "I don't want that to end."
I sigh, patting Uzume on the back to grab her attention before pointing to the kitchen.
Giving a curt nod, Uzume hopped off my lap and lightly jogged off.
I stand up from my seat, staring at her firmly, "That's part of why we need to get this out of the way, so you don't become attached to seeing her like that, so you don't start thinking that is the only way to see her."
Slowly, I start floating up to her.
Kuroka avoids my gaze, her tails swaying weakly.
"But what if it is." She mutters quietly.
"It isn't." I state succinctly.
"But we have other stuff to do." She tries again, straining slightly.
"It can wait." I state once more, "The Yokau called something over for me, that'll happen in a few days. We can't stop that, and the West Yokai aren't going to become violent overnight."
I finally reach her, putting a hand on her head.
"We have time, and I'd rather use it to, firstly, get this over with before we end up pushing it back because something happens," I huff out, "and second, prepare for when that something does happen."
"With training?" Kuroka adds, almost amused.
I nod sagely, "So she learns. Don't forget the copious amounts of sex too!"
And at that, she rolls her eyes, and a phantom of a smile thinly forms as she leans into my hand more.
Only for it to slowly fade once more into a broken, sad frown.
"Nori-kun," she turns to me, eyes misting over rapidly, "please don't make meif she doesn't believe meI don't know what I'd do" she pleads through slowly forming tears.
Which I reach up and slowly wipe away, with a soft smile.
"Then I guess you better be very convincing and show her just how sorry you are, right?" I gently respond to her, cupping her cheek with my hand, "Kuroka. You can't keep doing this forever. Hiding away, not saying anything. It's not good for you. And it's especially not good for Shirone. She needs to know."
I reach up, gently pulling her off the ceiling and into my arms, "You need to at least try." I finish softly into her ear.
Kuroka wraps her arms around me, barring her face into my chest as she clings onto me, almost desperately.
"I know." She mutters against me, barely audible, "Please don't make me."
"If I don't, kitty, you'll eventually come up with some hair-brained scheme," I gently pat her back with a playful smirk, "like, say, oh I dunno. A plan to ambush and kidnap your sister and force her to be a family again because talking sucks and is hard?"
She balls her fist before bringing it down upon my chest with absolutely no strength whatsoever.
"Shut u-up, you stupid man!" she cries indignantly, "That was one time, one time!"
"Ho?" I snorted, "Pretty sure the chair leg I ripped off to smack you with when you suggested it way back would say otherwise."
A buzz signaling pain strikes and sticks to my chest.
Blinking, I slowly look down.
Only to find Kuroka has sunk her fangs into the space between my pectorals like some sort of heaven-damned vampire!
I stare down at her, positively offended.
She doesn't have time to react, I don't give it to her, as I grab her arms, a confused yelp emanating from her as I pull her up.
And return the favor, chomping down on her shoulder in much the same manner.
"Nyyyaahhh~!?"
The mewling shriek, half indignant, half lewd, was glorious.
"You! Y-You! Norrriii!" She cries out, even as I let go of her shoulder.
"Yes. I am indeed Noriaki." I confirm blandly.
Just as she's about to make the mistake of biting me, again, Uzume's head pokes out from the kitchen.
"Alright, you two, how does breakfast sound?" She calls up, unsure.
I turn and smile back down at her, "Sounds lovely, Uzume, thank you!" I call back down, upbeat.
With a nod, Uzume pulls her head back in.
It's not long before the familiar scents of breakfast, such as bacon, eggs, pancakes, and such begin to waft up to us.
I watch as Kuroka shifts against me, her pupils dilating as the scent reaches her, and I simply chuckle.
Patting her on the back, I catch her chin with my finger and look down into her eyes.
"How about this? We eat as we discuss how we are going to go about doing this?" I offer simply.
"That" she swallows thickly, "sounds lovely, and alsofamiliar?" she affirms, confused.
"It's much easier to talk shop over a good, hearty meal. It calms you down, relaxes you," I kiss her on the forehead and run my hand soothingly in her circles around her back, "helps you think, rather than freak, turns out."
She blushes mildly, before mumbling out a soft, sweet, and simple.
"Yeah."
And going straight back to holding onto me.
Albeit, now it's like a tight hug rather than a desperate cling.
Much better than before.
"You'll get through this Kuroka," I speak softly into her ear as I descend back to the floor slowly, "I know you can do it."
Kuroka's ears perk and she snuggles against me harder, but otherwise, neither confirms nor denies my words.
But I know for certain.
It's only a matter of time.
~ A New Sun ~
It's mid-afternoon now.
After breakfast and our little planning session, we took a small cat nap until the afternoon, then set out to put The Plan into motion.
First things first? Buying stuff for a picnic!
That's right, the plan is a picnic!
See, food always smooths things over, but beyond that, there's the environment of all this taking place that's important.
I don't want to summon Koneko in my room, and the first thing she sees is Kuroka just sitting there.
That sounds like a great way to have the cat girl jump to conclusions.
Beyond that, the room being rather closed off doesn't help either, and would only help along the 'oh shit, I'm trapped' mentality.
Thus, a picnic.
A nice little picnic outdoors in Maruyama Park, to be precise.
The place is the foremost site for hanami, or flower viewing, in Kyoto.
Specifically cherry blossom viewing!
The time frame could be a bit better, admittedly, as the park is a tad more packed than I'd prefer.
Doesn't help that it's a weekend, either.
Still, finding a place somewhat private and away from everyone else wasn't the hardest thing in the world.
The most difficult part was setting up the picnic without Kuroka trying to stress eat all the food.
Pretty sure I spent more time holding Kuroka back from eating the pastries than actually getting anything set out.
I didn't have Uzume make anything for us this time around, instead, we went around picking out stuff from good stands and stores.
Ended up leaving Uzume home to rest, I practically ordered her to go back to bed since the moment she woke up, she jumped right back into work earlier.
This damn culture, I swear.
Moving on, the stage is finally set.
Now, it's all up to Kuroka to talk properly.
I sit, cross-legged on our picnic blanket, idly messing with my phone, waiting for Koneko to respond to my text.
Of course, I already contacted the little white cat after breakfast, and she was all for it.
I even told her there was someone I wanted her to meet, albeit I didn't specify who.
Still, she's expecting someone, and that's all that matters.
Beside me, Kuroka lay on her side, her head resting on one of my legs. She's unnervingly still, but it's easy to tell she's only like that because she is nervous.
I reach down and scratch her head absentmindedly, as we are in public somewhat, Kuroka has her tails and ears put away for right now.
With a hum, I suddenly ask, "You ready?"
"No." Is her almost instant reply, followed by a sigh as she sits up on her knees, "ButI don't have a choice anymore, do I?"
"Nope~!" I pop the word out cheerily and lean over to kiss her on the cheek, "Just remember what I told you, Kuroka. Don't fake anything, don't put on a mask, don't hide anymore." I say so incredibly softly, "Just state the truth, say what happened, honestly, and admit to it. She may not be happy to hear you're as big of an idiot as me, but I think it'll be mellowed somewhat by finding out her sister isn't a violent psychopath."
Kuroka pouts a little, crossing her arms and looking away.
"No one is as stupid as you, you stupid man, nya." She murmurs, I can practically hear the blush even though I can't see her face.
My phone dings and Kuroka's breath hitches as her body goes completely still.
I stare down at the screen, reading the message from the lock screen with ease.
After all, Koneko doesn't say all that much in a text.
"She's ready." I state aloud, giving Kuroka one last pat on the head, before pulling out Koneko's summoning slip, "Deep breaths, kitty. I promise this won't take too long, okay?"
Slowly, Kuroka finds it in herself to move. Stiffly, she turns to me and nods, swallowing thickly.
Pushing down the nervousness building in my stomach, I take a moment to breathe deeply, before tossing the slip out.
~ A New Sun ~
Koneko has decided she's never telling the others when she goes out.
Ever. Again.
As soon as she had told her President earlier this morning that Noriaki asked her out for a picnic, she regretted it.
Why?
Because, for the last several hours since morning, her redheaded bimbo of a King thought it was a great idea to get her to try on several different outfits.
All for her date.
Very fucking clearly, it wasn't a date. Judging by how he had indicated he wanted her to meet someone.
Koneko may not be the mostinformed, about romance.
But she's fairly certain that doesn't happen on dates.
Yet, no matter how many bloody times she told her that, she just wouldn't let up.
It got worse when the perverted black-haired bimbo caught word and joined in!
All in all, she decided that by the start of next week, going stray is worth it.
Now, how to go about slipping holy water into those two's tea
Oh. Don't forget to kick that useless smiling oaf of a Knight in the knob on the way out.
He just sat there, nodding along, always giving a thumbs-up the whole time, watching her suffer!
Although looking in the mirror now?
She wore a small pink hat and matching one piece blouse and skirt set, with a tanned yellow jacket over it. Long black and white striped socks for her legs, a pair of cute pink and white flats for her feet.
She guesses, begrudgingly, that the final outfit they settled on was kind of cute.
Kind of.
Not like she'd say that out loud.
The damn skirt is still too short for her tastes, but guess who's fault that is!?
Sighing, she looks down at her phone, seeing that Noriaki has yet to see her message.
At around the same time she told him she was ready, she also texted the rest telling her she was leaving.
Now, she's silently praying to any god that would listen to her that he summons her before the peerage inevitably tries to 'send her off' before then.
Which sounded like a great way to make her think straying now would be a good idea.
It was a close thing, though, as out in the hall she heard the running towards her room, instantly putting her on edge.
Then, just in the nick of time, she felt that familiar tug, and she let herself get pulled away, the summoning circle she haphazardly drew beneath her glowing to life as she did.
Her door flung itself open at exactly that moment, and the red-headed bimbo whined loudly as she was enveloped by that sweet, freeing light.
Of course, she also made sure to flip her off as she vanished.
She would have also told her to 'get fucked' as well, but it kind of slipped her mind at the moment.
Oh well, she'll do it later, then blame all her language on Noriaki being a bad influence.
Once the light around her faded, and she blinked the resulting spots out of her eyes, she was momentarily bedazzled to see just where exactly they were.
Sat atop a healthily flushed green plain, slightly elevated compared to the rest of the park.
From here, she could look out and see all the cherry blossom trees, see the blurred people gathered around and walking amongst the small veritable forest of them.
To say it was beautiful would be an understatement.
So, this is someplace in Kyoto, huh? Noriaki had told her he had come out here, though he didn't say why, and she didn't care either for the reason enough to ask.
Normally, she'd have to wait another year before going on the annual second-year field trip here.
She almost feels bad for the rest of her first-year peers.
Almost. They can suck it right now.
Turning to finally face her summoner, she finds him, sitting there leaning against a normal tree, a small smile on his face.
The rather large blanket and numerous food baskets sit underneath said tree, perfectly in the shade.
Ah, and there's someone else
Golden eyes meet golden eyes.
Koneko freezes.
And simplystares.
As does she. She doesn't know what she sees in those eyes.
Idly, Koneko spreads her senses out, as fast as she possibly can.
There are no barriers, no wards trapping her in here. Merely an illusion in place to keep the mundane from looking or heading this way.
She could run, if she wanted to.
But, the way Noriaki just sat there, slightly more tense now sure, but rather unperturbed
So he's not a hostage then? This isn't a trick by her then!?
Whatwhat is this?
Neither of the girls would speak, not even move, so Noriaki seemed to take that as his cue, beckoning her over.
With a simple wave of his hand, her attention snaps to him, yet her eyes don't leave her, "Hey there, Koneko-chan~!" He says in his usual, stupid, cheerful voice, "Please, take a seat?"
After a moment, she stiffly obliged, walking over to the blanket, and sitting right at the edge, nearly on the grass.
Noriaki chuckled half-heartedly, and rubbed the back of his head, while her gaze merely turned a degree more pained, something she recognized, finally.
Good.
Noriaki fake coughed, before clapping his hands together, "Well. This is certainlygoing, I think?" He starts, unsure, "At least the first thing to happen wasn't violence." He stresses.
"Senpai," Koneko began, it was automatic at this point, "the fuck?"
Both of them flinched at that.
Truly, it was. Why does every single time they see each other, he does something that makes her think he wishes for death by cat girl?
Truly, out of all things, this probably takes the cake though.
Wisely, Noriaki decided to keep his fucking mouth shut and waved to her.
Her sister.
The source of, at least as far as she can remember, everything first going wrong.
Hesitantly, her eyes flicker between them before she meekly starts, "S-Shirone, I"
"And you," she spat out, interrupting her with ease, prompting her to flinch violently, "what the hell are you doing here?"
Honestly, it's surprising to her, just how little fear she feels right now.
It's not like it's completely gone or anything, it's still there, biting at the back of her mind.
But really, the one thing she feels right now at the forefront?
Overwhelming, sheer spite and hatred.
For the 'sister' who killed their master, their kind master who took them in, then abandoned her to die at the hands of the devil government.
Maybe it's because Noriaki is here. Maybe it's because, for some reason, she just can't see the woman she saw that day across from her right now.
She still remembers it, her sister, coated in the blood of the household and other peerage members, turning to her with that sly bloodthirsty grin.
She didn't say anything before she left, not that she could remember, all she could tell besides her was the sheer amount of blood.
Compared to that image, the black-haired, golden-eyed woman right across from her might as well be a different person altogether.
She merely stared at her once more after her question, her lip quivering, eyes positively shaking.
She was about to call her out, say exactly what she saw at the moment, a very pathetic woman who really should leave.
But then she moved.
Koneko's eyes widened into disks, as her sister practically leaped for her.
Noriaki's eyes widened all the same, and he quickly moved to get up, but he wouldn't make it in time.
All at once, all of Koneko's hatred, her anger, her spite, erupted and turned into fear.
Truthfully, she thought it was over.
It was all a trick. She's done.
But instead of more blood like that night from so long ago coating her vision, softness impacted her face.
Koneko snapped back to reality, pushing past her emotions as she found her face smooshed into her sister's chest, her arms wrapped tightly around her small back, clinging onto her desperately.
But then she began to speak.
"I-I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry"
All she could do was sit there, staring vacantly into her sister's chest as her broken mumbling filtered through her head.
At first, it was apologies. Constant and what felt like unending.
But eventually, after what felt like far too long, she started talking about something else.
"The experiments, Shironehe w-was going to try and experiment on you, and I just"
Huh?
It felt like a waterfall was crashing down upon and around her.
And she's not thinking that because her sister is practically crying and sobbing a waterfall's worth of tears.
Those words, like freezing water, doused her emotions still.
What the hell is she going on about? Their former master? Experimenting on her? That's not
Somehow, somewhere, Koneko found some strength and managed to reach up to grab her sister right back, halting her constant stream of word vomit.
"That's not true!" She managed to croak out and fire back, "He took us in, he wouldn't have done that!"
Her sister flinched as if struck, her face shifting between pain, sadness, and anger.
"Shironehow much do you remember of h-him?" She bit back out, through gritted teeth, her composure barely contained.
She instantly opened her mouth to speak, only to find whatever she was about to say died before it could truly take shape.
Her earliest memories are of living in their King's Estate, but, most of that time was spent in a room, with her sister.
She doesn't remember much about him, hell, they barely talked, and what little they did interact he treated her with polite distance.
He was always so busy, something about his work.
A pang of deja vu hit Koneko hard in the chest, yet she couldn't get why that just happened.
"He was never interested in taking us in out of the kindness of his heart," her sister spat out, "in the end, all he cared about was completing the research our parents started." She let out a choked sob, "A-And I didn't figure that out until it was far too late."
Their parents?
She doesn't remember her parents, she was far too young.
Still, that doesn't help anything! And, besides!
It was Koneko's turn to grit her teeth, as the next thing to come to her mind spilled unbidden.
"So what if you did," she cried out in cold fury, tears for some reason pricking the corner of her eyes, "if that's so true, why did you abandon me!? You left me there to nearly die!"
She knew she shouldn't feel so good about the sheer pain those words etched into her sister's face, but she did.
"After I killed them all, Shirone, I knew I was going to be h-hunted down like some rabid animal, and I didn't want that life for you" she explained, brokenly, solemnly, "I didn't think they'd try and make you pay for my crimes, I'm s-sorry" she trails off repeating, over and over again.
Koneko merely sat there, her mouth half open, gaping up at her in sheershe doesn't know anymore.
Because that sounds reasonable, yet, still!
She didn't want to think anymore, she didn't want to feel anymore. This day has been annoying since the sun rose, and now this!?
How the hell is she supposed to deal with this? Think of this? Make of any of this!?
She wants to call her sister a liar. Write it all off, and go right back to hating her.
Yet. Thinking about it, even for a second, it makes sense.
And Noriaki, senpai, he's not objecting to any of this.
That has to mean something, right? At the very least, she isn't insane, bloodthirsty over her power, trying to kill everyone in the park.
She's just broken. Sad. A little pathetic right now.
Honestly, she doesn't know which personality she'd prefer more right now.
Both sisters suddenly pause momentarily as a pair of arms wrap firmly around the both of them.
"It's alright, you two, this is a long time coming," Noriaki says softly and soothingly down between the two, "so I know it may be hard for either of you to think right now. But, it's okay to just cry it out, you know?"
Her sister already had a head start in that department.
Yet, Koneko found that she didn't need to.
Right? Why would she?
It's just her big sister, her big sister who left her several years ago, and she hasn't seen her since.
Her big sister, who was the only one actively taking care of her from her earliest memories.
Who would curl up around her when she was scared at night when she'd have trouble sleeping. Who was always there when she was hurt, or sad, or hungry, oror
Why is she shaking?
Why are there tears suddenly streaming down her cheeks?
Why can't she let go!?
Needless to say, Noriaki was soon patting and rubbing the backs of them both, as the sisters' crying synced up and resonated with each other.
~ A New Sun ~
Well, that happened.
As I hold two crying cat girls in my arms, I can't believe it went mostly non-violent.
I expected Koneko to be terrified and attack at first or something, but she just went right in on the offensive fearlessly, huh?
I sigh internally at it all.
I wish this could been made simple, what with Koneko's artificial Super Devil research hairpin.
Showing her that would have proved what Kuroka was talking about instantly.
But I can't know about that, and it's not like she wears that same hairpin around all the time anyway!
I distinctly remember how the hairpin her mother gave her was stored away for safekeeping, and how Rias made replicas for her.
Considering how often Koneko's clothes get blown off during a fight, it was probably for the best.
Granted, that doesn't solve everything, there are still abandonment issues and the fact that she nearly got killed because of Kuroka's actions.
But it would have been a start.
I don't know how long it was exactly I just sat there, holding the two.
But eventually, around the same time, the two finally ran out of tears.
And for a long, eerily tense moment, the two didn't say anything to each other, or even move.
Then Koneko drove her fist into Kuroka's gut.
Ah. There's the violence.
Kuroka gasped and keeled over slightly, the punch wasn't all that fast, so I knew Kuroka saw it all coming.
She didn't seem surprised, just resigned.
"Ideserved that." Kuroka admitted tersely.
"You deserve more than that," Koneko bit back, "but nothing I do will truly hurt you, so it'll have to do, for now."
Kuroka blinked at that, "For n-now? Shirone, does that mean"
"Don't get your hopes up." Koneko interrupted curtly, as she gently reached up, and started pushing Kuroka off her.
I quickly let go of both of them and after a moment of intense hesitation, Kuroka let go of Koneko as well.
"Also," she huffs, continuing, "don't touch me without permission, got it?
Kuroka gave a pained nod at that and started muttering apologies again.
Only to get a small sigh from Koneko as she pinches the bridge of her nose, and looks up at the sky.
"Yeah. I don't know what to think or do about this situation." Then she turns to me.
I already knew what was coming.
My head snapped backward as her small fist impacted my nose, cracking it instantly.
"That's for putting me in this situation, idiot senpai. And probably other things I'm not thinking of at the moment." She explained rather curtly as she cracked her knuckles.
I grimace, then nod to that, as my nose cracks again upon fixing itself.
She then turns her head back to Kuroka, staring dead at her, "Idon't know if I can forgive you, big sister."
Kuroka's eyes started watering again at that, but before she could do anything, Koneko continued.
"But, at the very least, you don't seem like a bloodthirsty psychopath, sothere's that at least." She adds plainly, "In fact, you seem kinda pathetic right now."
Damn, Koneko. Even I winced at that. Kuroka just seemed stunned.
"ButI am willingto see how it goesseeing you again" Koneko said slowly, painfully, "And we'll see how it goes from there, alright?"
Kuroka's forehead practically hit the floor immediately after Koneko finished speaking.
"Thank you." On mumbling repeat, was all Kuroka could muster after that, I think.
Koneko gave her sister a pained look, before sighing and looking at the picnic baskets, "Food sounds nice right about now."
"That it does." I agree easily, sliding back over to my spot and leaning against the tree.
I prepared myself for the most awkward picnic of a lifetime before coming here, but damn I don't think I prepared enough.
I certainly wasn't prepared for Koneko to get up, and follow me, before plopping down right in my lap.
Kuroka just stared off to the side, a sly yet tired cat-like grin crossing her face for a split second.
Then Koneko shot her a glare, basically saying, 'Come on, tease me bitch, you won't.'
In the end, the small white cat won, and Kuroka aptly decided not to try anything.
For now, I bet. Just wait until she gets more comfortable.
I, meanwhile, looked down at the cat in my lap stunned, before Koneko tilted her head back slightly and looked up at me.
"Feed me." She commanded rather simply
I chuckled, "Fine fine, Princess, whatcha want?"
Koneko gave a short sniff to the air, her eyes narrowing slightly before stating, "The chicken."
"Ho? Got a craving?" I ask as I reach over for its basket.
Koneko glares off into the distance, "You could say that."
I chuckle as I bring it back, opening it up, I begin, "So, Koneko? You wanna hear about the stupid shit your sister has been up to ever since I met her?"
Kuroka, who was halfway through opening a basket of her own, no doubt to begin stress eating the sweets finally, suddenly stopped and shot me the greatest look of betrayal I've ever seen.
Rule number whatever when it comes to making something less awkward?
Insults, jokes, and shit-talking. Great way to break the ice.
Koneko's lips twitched between a steady frown and a stupid smile, "That's rich, coming from you, senpai."
See? Koneko gets it!
"But sure, why not?" She eventually decides, to a grief-stricken Kuroka rapidly eating off to the side.
Hmm, where to begin then? Should probably leave out all the copious amounts of sex and stuff
Suddenly, Koneko leans herself up against me, and I hear a soft, "Thank you, senpai."
It was so quiet, I thought I was hearing things, only when I looked down and saw Koneko gazing off at the cherry trees in the distance, a small blush on her face, I know she had said it.
With a small smile, and holding a piece of chicken up to her, I begin to regale the tale of Kuroka, and the broken off chair leg.
Much to the subject of stories dismay.
~ A New Sun ~
It wasn't quite dark by the time we arrived back home via teleportation, but it was most certainly a few hours.
Almost as soon as we were inside, Kuroka whirled on me, leaped onto me with enough force to nearly knock me down, and held onto me for dear life as she startedmaking several different kinds of noises.
How does one describe a cat being depressed, hopeful, and horny all at once? That noise. Whatever that sounds like.
As for why she's like this? Well.
Koneko, after I regaled her with the tales of Kuroka continuing to make dumb decisions, seemed to 'take pity' on her sister, and let her have her phone number.
I grabbed Kuroka's waist, holding her still as she was practically rubbing all up against me.
"Well," I start simply, "what do you think, Kuroka? About all that?"
"I think it went way better than I thought it was going to go!" Kuroka started, a big grin across her face, "You were right, and since you were right, I want you to fuck me into a coma tonight, got it nya~?"
I simply stare at her.
Ah, sex does always help when one doesn't want to deal with emotions, huh?
"Also! We need to pick up the pace, after all, it's pretty clear Shirone has a thing for you, you know?" She rubs my chest as she continues, her grin turning lewder by the second, "And I don't plan on losing out you know?"
"Oh?" I lower my grip, grabbing her ass as I bring her over to the wall, and pin her against it, drawing a shocked lewd mew from her, "Losing out on what?" I start, huskily into her ear, "You think I'm going to take Shirone eventually as well?"
Kuroka shivers, "All strong beings in the supernatural world have harems, Nori-kun~...it's only a matter of time for you~..."
"Hmm, you know. If you told me you didn't want me to have one, I would be fine with that, right?" I say right on back.
Kuroka blinked, and softly breathed out, before giving me a genuine smile, "That's nice of you, Nori-kun~, butI want you to have one."
"For your sister?" I guess aloud, "You wanna be sister wives?"
Kuroka shivers at that, as her smile grows.
Yeah, that figures.
"That's part of it," she confirms, "otherwise, I just don't care, as long as you don't stop loving me of course, and I trust you know your limits, Nori-kun~..." she starts kissing my cheeks softly, slowly going down to my neck.
So, don't pull an Issei, and I'll be fine?
Also, the lewd cat just said something sweet without prompting, holy shit.
I reach up with one hand, cupping her cheek and pulling her into a kiss proper.
Idly, as I began pulling off her clothes, I remembered that there was something else I was supposed to do this morning, but didn't as I got caught up in everything else.
Ah. My clone at Kuoh.
Eh. It'll be fine, I'll dispel it later, doubt I'm missing anything truly important anyhow.
After all, I have something far more important in my arms to deal with right now.
I stand within a cramped, lightless, broom closet.
Now, it wouldn't be so cramped, if only the voluptuous redhead who dragged me in here wasn't so damn voluptuous in the first place.
Rias Gremory stands right in front of me, hands firmly holding the sides of my shoulders where she grabbed me mere moments ago to drag me in here.
As her body is practically glued against mine to accommodate the space, I can feel her as she heaves slow, deep, breaths, as if she just ran a marathon to get here.
Her blue stare, pleadingly, up into my golden ones as I stare back dryly.
On one hand? I didn't exactly sign up for this when I was made.
On the other hand? This does seem like the start of a hentai.
Heh. Prime Noriaki is going to get a big kick out of this~!
Ah, but first.
"Rias," I start, incredulously, throwing all of Japan's social norms into hell, "the fuck."
"E-Eh! Shushshushshush!" Rias scrambles out and quickly removes her hands from my shoulders, slapping them over my mouth with enough force to nearly make me poof.
"She's coming." She whispers in pure unadulterated terror.
Huh? The fuck?
Outside, I hear footsteps walking by. Short, curt, footsteps.
They pass by without any fanfare, but it's only when the footsteps vanish completely that Rias relaxes against me slightly and removes her hands from my mouth.
With a sigh, she slumps slightly, lowering her gaze to my chest, "S-Sorry, about that, andall this." She waves belatedly to the closet around us.
I continue my dry stare, "Okay," I respond curtly, then reiterate, "the fuck is all this about then!?" I hiss out with a bit more force.
Rias flinches slightly, "R-Right, right! I've been meaning to talk to you, you know? Call you down to the old school building, but well, ever since school started back up again, things have beendifferent?" She tries with a grimace.
"Different, how?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Iuh" she slumps down even more, likely trying to hide her flush of embarrassment that I can rather clearly see regardless, "Ihave a minder now?" She sighs and bites her lip.
I blink at that.
"Huh." I muse aloud, "Neat?"
"Huh!?" She perks up, and suddenly looks at me again, "N-No! Not neat! It's infuriating! For the past week, that demon has been scheduling and clocking everything me and my Peerage do, and I'm sick of it!" She starts full-on ranting, indignant.
Damn, Rias. Chill.
"Like, with the weekend coming up, I thought we'd have a break, but nope!" She continues, growing louder, "She's started scheduling my anime watch times! Can you believe it!? Two hours of anime on the weekend, max! What else am I supposed to do!?"
"Touch grass?" I chime in.
Rias looks at me, before slowly looking away, her face flushing rapidly, "I'm not that bad" She defends herself, weakly.
"Mhmm." I hum, looking around, "Yeah, you didn't kidnap me just to rant about your anime watch time being limited then?"
"N-No?" She tries with a wince, then just sighs, "Okay, yes, that did feel good to get off my chest. But, beyond that, I need your help."
I merely stare at her.
"Ifeel like I'm going to need actual details. Like, how this happened, who's doing this, how could I possibly help?" I state plainly.
Her eyes light up slightly with hope, "Right! So, about a week ago, my parents sent over my fiance and his Peerage."
I raise an eyebrow at that, she sighs, "Yeah, marriage contract, I didn't choose to marry him, everyone knows I don't want to marry him, yet they sent him over anyway." She looked down with an annoyed frown, gritted her teeth, and clenched her fists slightly.
"Ah," I hum in faux understanding, "Devil politics?"
Rias seems to snap out of her little funk there, looking back at me and nodding with a displeased sigh, "Correct, unfortunately. So, when he got here, I told him I didn't want anything to do with him, and, well" she trails off, her voice getting smaller and smaller once she continues, "heuh, left? And put his little sister in charge?"
I stare at her, for a good long moment.
Then I snort, which quickly evolves into a chuckle as she pouts, her cheeks puffing out as she looks away as much as she can.
"And, ah, who's his sister?" I ask, amused, though I already knew of course.
"Ravel Phenex." She answers curtly.
"Year?" I follow up.
Rias winced, then answered slowly, "...First."
I couldn't help it anymore, I full-on laughed.
"H-Hey" Rias starts, weakly, giving me the side eye, "It's not that funny."
"Oh! Oh, Gremory-san"
"Rias." She interrupted with a pout.
My train of thought stops, "Huh?"
"Rias. Call me, Rias." She says again, "You already practically saved our lives, including mine, you should be allowed as much. Besides," she points at me, "you already called me my name, no takebacks!"
I deadpanned at her, "I did that for a different reason."
"Hmm? Oh really now? What for?" She asks, curious.
I shrug, "Thought I was in a hentai there for a moment, so saying your first name would just be hotter."
She blinks.
Then looks at her chest all squished against me, at just how close she is in general.
At the very tight broom closet, which, coincidentally does provide just enough room for me to thrust properly if we did go at it.
She looks up at me, right in the eye, and for a second I see the gears turning in her head before she suddenly blushes as red as her hair.
"Oh." She replies dumbly.
I shake my head disappointed, "And I heard from my adorable little kouhai that you're supposed to be a weeb," I click my tongue, "for shame, Rias, for shame. Not recognizing the tropes as you do them."
"Shut up" She whines lowly as I merely chuckle.
Then I stop, clear my throat, and go back to when I was rudely interrupted.
"Anyhow, Rias, it is very funny!" I start explaining, to an increasingly distraught Riss, "See, you're getting bossed around by a little girl two years your junior, when you could have dealt with your fiance, who while he might be a jerk, probably isn't a hyper manager. See the funny?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Please, just, stop" she whines further, "I get it, alright? I've been dealing with her for a week. I get it" she trails off, rather pathetically.
I bite my tongue, and sigh, before reaching over and patting her on the head a bit.
She stops and blinks, befuddled.
"Yeah, alright. I hear you. Sorry, being pulled around like this just makes me irritable." I add, my tone softening, "I was already in a sour mood before you ran into me, Sitri called me to the Student Council Office right before lunch started." I finish with a sigh.
Rias blinks at that, "Oh, uh, my bad, then?"
I snort, "Nah, I'd prefer this," I pointedly look down at her chest, "thanwhatever is waiting for me up there."
Rias gives a small smile at that.
I followed up shortly after with, "Also, you gave me the perfect excuse to show up there late, so thanks!" I give her a thumbs up, and she chuckles.
But that eventually slowly trails off nervously, as she starts talking again, "So. Like I said, I'd like your help?"
I nod, "That you did, although, I don't see how I could here?" I ask, quizzically.
Seriously. I don't think I have anything that could
"Could you use your eyes to hypnotize her into stopping?" She says all at once.
I simply give my smallest smile towards her.
Then, I turn for the door.
"Nooopppee~!" I call out as I reach for the handle, only for my hand to be grabbed, and yanked back.
"Please!" She pleads, practically begging at this point, "I'll let you take me, right here, right now, as payment!"
I stop.
And slowly tilt my head toward her, mouth slightly agape like a dumb fish.
Before she can say another word, I flick her on the nose, prompting her to yelp.
"Yeah. Right. Don't say shit like that." I chastise her, "Especially when you don't mean it."
Of course, I say that out loud.
But inward, a tiny part of me suspected otherwise.
After all, this girl did jump on Issei's dick to try and get out of her marriage with Riser.
Say. Now that I think about it, if I were to pound her right here, wouldn't that help take care of two of her problems right now?
Rias, slowly, begins unbuttoning the top of her shirt, and with the most determined look I've seen yet today, she says, "I'm dead serious."
Fucking. Murphy.
By the time she's finished talking, half of her cleavage is exposed.
I flick her on the nose again, prompting her to yelp once more and cease.
"H-Hey!" She whines, grabbing her nose, "Stop that!"
"I will once you stop trying to get some guy that you barely know to fuck you to convince him to hypnotize some first-year girl!" I say, exacerbated, grabbing her shoulders, "Do you not see how fucked that is?!"
Rias blinks, and raises a finger, "But the girl is that demon, so it's fine?"
I sigh. Deeply.
Fuck this shit, I'd rather deal with Sitri than a crazed, anime withdrawal-laden Rias.
I huff, then start an idea I just thought about, "How about this? I summon you, via Devil summoning slip, either separately or with Koneko next time contract time comes, I presume she has a time slot for that?"
Rias nods along with a raised eyebrow, "Yes, most of the night is time for Devil jobs, why?"
I nod, "Good. So, I summon you, and you can watch anime all you want with me. That'll be your contract with me. How's that sound?"
Rias blinks, once more, I see the gears turning once more, and then her eyes start sparkling.
Like. Sparkling with Demonic Power, red and black as she smiles widely.
"Noriaki-kun. I could kiss you right now." She says almost like in a daze.
You know. I don't think I permitted her to call me by my first name, but at this point, I don't care.
I just really want out of this damn closet.
"So, sounds like a plan, tonight?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Mhmm~!" She hums, nodding dreamily.
"Great!" I let go of her, then turn, grab the door handle, and fling it open, "See you later then, Rias!" I call behind me as I power walk out of there.
Honestly. I'm shocked it took this long for some bullshit like that to happen.
~ A New Sun ~
I stand now in an airy, well-lit, office room.
Behind the desk across from me, thankfully not pressed up against me, are Sona and Tsubaki.
Sona, who has bags for bags under her eyes, and seems so tired she can't even muster a professional expression.
Instead, she levels a rather deadpan glare my way.
To my surprise, Tsubaki, standing off to Sona's right, isn't glaring at me with hatred or some such.
Instead, she looks terrified, the poor girl looks like she's barely keeping herself from shaking.
Well. The last time we officially met, I did hit her with a fire dragon.
And she has been avoiding me ever since.
"Kusanagi-san," Sona begins curtly, "what took you so long?"
I mirror her deadpan stare with my own, and simply reply, "Rias."
She blinks at that, before sighing and asking, "I see. I presume she asked you for help regarding herproblem?"
"Yup." I confirm easily, "And I gave her a solution that didn't involve me hypnotizing little girls or using her body as payment, so all is well. I think."
Don't quote me on that, Murphy you little bitch.
Sona leans back in her chair and groans with exacerbation.
"Damnit, Rias" she murmured, then leaned back forward, slumping slightly, "Well, regardless, it's been settled. I hope. Now as for why I called you here" she slowly looked to her right, at Tsubaki.
Who instantly bows so quickly and so deeply that she almost slams her head into the side of the desk.
Wait. The fuck?
"I'm very sorry for how I acted in our first meeting!" She calls out, loudly.
I merely blink at her, and give a curt, "Okay? Uh. Thanks, I guess?"
I watch her strain herself to bow deeper, her body shaking, "I compared your conduct to some unsavory people from my past, and let my emotions get the better of me, I am well and truly sorry!" She continued, sounding increasingly distressed.
Hmm. So I was right back then, huh?
I should probably stop her before she flies off the handle, though.
I hold my hands, placatingly, though she won't yet see them, "Shinra-san, please, raise your head before all your blood runs to it." I command softly.
Tentatively, she raises her head back up.
"You're forgiven, alright? Calm it down a peg, your King looks like she could use you, properly, right about now." I idly note, pointing at Sona.
Tsubaki turns her head, her eyes widening slightly as she sees Sona resting her head in her hand, her eyelids half closed.
"Ah, it would appear so, Kusanagi-san," Tsubaki notes, shuffling around the desk to another nearby door, opening it to reveal a closet, "she has been getting increasingly drained dealing with her 'minder' as of late, I suppose."
"Sitri too, huh?" I murmur to the room, prompting a nod as Tsubaki comes out with a blanket, "Is she gonna be alright?"
After all, continuing our game while she's like this wouldn't be very fun.
Tsubaki gives a small smile as she throws it over Sona, "She will be, she just needs rest is all."
She reaches into a drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper, setting it on the table, she beckons me over.
"The reason you were called her, officially, is because of this," she taps the paper, "your, ah, club is getting a new teacher sponsor." She grimaces as she finishes.
I hum, looking over it with a raised eyebrow.
Hmm. Teacher's name?
Sera Shitori.
Gee. I wonder who that could be!?
I slowly look back up at her, and Tsubaki gives me a helpless shrug.
"You did bring this upon yourself." She oh so helpfully points out.
I sigh, picking up the paper, "Fair." I concede, "When will I see her?"
"Next week, no doubt." Tsubaki sighs in turn, "It's lucky, due to her existing responsibilities, she won't be here all the, but when she does" she trails off, slowly looking over at Sona.
I wince at that.
Damn, what is this? Feeling bad for Sona?
Shit, I'm going soft.
I hum, "Well. Damn. If you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy what little chaos-free time I have left, then. Got barely any time for lunch left now" I trail off, looking pointedly at Tsubaki.
She perks up, nodding, "Right, right. You're excused, Kusanagi-san."
I bow slightly, more like a nod, before turning myself and stepping out.
Making my way to the school roof where all the cool anime characters go, I can't help but crave the time Prime Noriaki calls me back.
Let him deal with this shit, I don't wanna!
Surely, he won't miss the recall this one time.
Right?
Right!?
A few days rolled past in what felt like moments.
After waking up the next day, finally dispersing my poor clone, and seeing all that, we jumped right into the grind.
And by that I mean, Kuroka somehow managed to convince Koneko to come on over when she could, so the two of them could use me as cat toys.
Not in a sexy way, either.
So, I spent the next few days specifically training against a peak ultimate class Kuroka, and Koneko who's finally learning Senjutsu.
Now, leaving the fact that Kuroka herself matches Vali in his Balance Breaker, let me just say, Koneko is bullshit at Senjutsu.
Like. According to Kuroka? She has better potential with it than even her.
Which fits, considering how fast Koneko got her third tail.
And this Koneko is jumping right into learning Senjutsu from her sister, albeit hesitantly and purely to beat me up better.
Not like I didn't try to make them work for it, but hey, only so much you can do in like three days.
At least Koneko and Kuroka got sister bonding time.
In a way.
Yeah. That's good.
My days were spent being a cat toy, and my nights were spent chugging along with Rias in multiple anime marathons.
I'm so glad I don't require sleep to function.
But! All 'good' things must come to an end, and now it's time to head out and visit the Yokai.
Specifically, the West Yokai Faction under Yasaka.
Now. I would like to wax on about the Faction's current deal and stances, but. Well.
I've got a maid and or secretary fussing over my attire right now.
"Uzume," I say suddenly, sternly, as the purple-haired kami is rapidly patting down my dress clothes as if they're filled with wrinkles or folds, "It's fine, you can stop now."
They are, I swear, she's been at this for half an hour.
She jumps at my voice, and stops to look me in the eyes, "Noriaki, Goshujin-sama," she said just as sternly back, "with all due respect, this meeting is important and thus you must dress your best!" She boops me on the nose, causing me to flinch briefly, stunned, "This isn't like the Clans where you can walk up in a bathrobe and they'll throw themselves at your feet! You must pay proper respect!"
"I know that!" I retort, muttering through rubbing my poor nose, "But you're worrying a bit much, don't you think? I look fine!"
Dare I say, dapper even.
Turning my head to the side, to look at myself in the full-body mirror, I see a young man clad in a white suit jacket over a crimson red dress shirt, with the outer robe of a black kimono, embodied with red and white flowers, falling upon my shoulders. Night black pants, and matching dress shoes finish the look.
Damn, I look fine.
And this was all Uzume's idea, truth be told.
I was planning a basic bitch formal kimono, but it was Uzume who insisted upon a mix of modern and traditional.
Although, I will admit, having the dress shirt upon to expose my mark, and having my sword slung across my back, also kind of makes me look like some yakuza boss.
Still, very good-looking, very cool.
"Nyaah~? You better watch out Nori-kun~, the maid is calling you master!" Kuroka gives an amused chuckle where she lies, sprawled out across the couch, "You better listen to her, nya~! That's how you know maids are getting serious!"
I deadpan back at her, "You know, I didn't drag the couch back into the living room just so you can be cheeky and mess up your outfit, you know?"
"Hmm? Messing it up, nya~?" She sits up, leaning forward slightly as she smirks, her red, black, and gold formal kimono nearly falling over her chest as she moves, "You sure about that~?"
My eyebrow twitches, "I'm going to spank you when we get home, I hope you know."
Kuroka hums, leaning back and raising one of her legs, revealing that she is wearing underwear for once, "Looking forward to it, nya~!" She winks.
"Hmm. A six-out-of-ten tease. Should have worn lace rather than plain black." I state plainly.
Kuroka flinches, "Nyyaaahh~!? A six!? Nori-kun!" She cries out indignantly.
I turn back to Uzume, promptly ignoring the cat.
That's what you get when you don't wear underwear for so long, you forget what sexy underwear looks like.
"Can we leave yet, Uzume?" I ask her with a huff.
Uzume stares back at me for a moment, before relenting with a sigh, "Okayfine" she reaches out, patting my suit a couple more times absentmindedly, "just, be safe, alright? Don't do anything stupid. When your Father visited, he left Urakyoto as the only place he didn't have to fight to get people to agree to his demands. But who's to say they haven't changed their minds since?"
I reach out, giving her a small smile as I pat her on the head a couple of times, "You don't need to worry so much, alright? We can handle ourselves just fine, and if something happens, we'll book it, okay?"
Uzume doesn't meet my smile, a slight frown on her face, "...promise?" she asks tentatively.
I smile wider, "Promise." I affirm.
A small smile slowly crosses her face, as she steps back, and bows slightly, "Then I will await your return, Goshujin-sama."
Damn. Who taught her to be a maid?
I nod at her, before walking over to Kuroka and holding out my arm, "Ready?"
She smiles prettily right back, before taking my arm as she stands up, "For a night on the town, yes! But, not so much for the politicking, nya." She sighs.
I chuckle at that, "Well, if all goes well, maybe we can come back again, none of that second part included?"
"That sounds lovely, nya~..." she snuggles into my arm as we head on out.
It took her a bit, admittedly, for her to finally ask the question I've been waiting for her to realize she should probably ask.
We were halfway to walking to our destination like a lovey-dovey couple by the time she finally asked.
"Hmm~...say, darling~?" Kuroka murmured in realization, "How are we supposed to meet Yasaka and her Faction, in the first place? We don't know where the entrance is, and it's not like you have an official channel with them, nya~?"
I merely smile a truly face-splitting grin, right back at her.
"I've got an idea or two."
~ A New Sun ~
Sitting in between three separate shrines is a rather small lake, or perhaps a pond.
Specifically, the Inari Taisha, Takakura-okami, and Kumataka Shrine.
Pretty significant shrines, if I do say so myself. Of course, you've got one dedicated to Inari, the primary one, but a minor one to my Mother as well?
Seems like a perfect place to make a phone call.
As we left late in the evening, there were bound to be very few people around this time of night.
Well, mundane people, anyhow.
See, the Yokai in this city are very peculiar.
Turns out, Yasaka isn't on the Devil's side, or anything of the sort. She merely has a history of playing peacemaker and negotiator, using Kyoto as a sort of neutral ground to facilitate interaction across various groups for Japan.
Therefore, all the Devil businesses.
There are likely several other supernatural-backed businesses from all sorts of factions across the world here, it's just that simply wouldn't have been able to catch them, not knowing what to look for all.
But, that leads to why the Yokai here are odd.
Due to Yasaka's stance, the Kami, more specifically Inari, actually has some form of working relationship.
That merely being guarding the shrines in Kyoto, those not manned personally by the Clans, anyway.
Which leads to now!
Me and Kuroka, floating above the pond between the shrines, as I prepare my call.
A little ball of sparking Holy Spirit Power sitting on the tip of my finger.
Kuroka floats there in front of me, deadpanning at me and my little firecracker orb.
"Nori-kun." She starts, blandly.
"Yesss?" I drone out, focusing intently so the orb doesn't burst prematurely.
"This is your master plan, nya?"
"Yesss."
She sighs, "And you say I'm terrible at plans, nya!"
"Well, hey! It was either this or walk straight up to the Inari Shrine itself!" I point my finger up, "And grab their attention with something that doesn't induce good first impressions!"
"Like threatening to set the forest on fire, nya?"
I blink, "Eheh...no?"
Kuroka facepalms.
Okay. To be honest, I kind of procrastinated this, so this isn't the most well thought out plan.
But I'm only really doing this because I have heavy doubts they'd just come out if I asked them, the first time around with the ice cream seemed like a joke, truly.
I need to get their attention.
This should do it.
I launch the orb straight into the sky, sending it whizzing up into the late sunset like a rocket.
As it climbs further and further, its structure destabilizes rapidly, sputtering out before popping like a firework.
A bright, golden, crackling firework. With my Holy Spirit Power as the boom.
There we go, a non-threatening way of getting certain people's attention.
I twitch a bit, as my Holy Spirit Power bursts out, and a good distance away the power within the Takakura-Okami seems to fluctuate slightly.
Or, to put it bluntly, I think my mother felt that.
Oh well.
Kuroka sighs, before floating over to my side, "Well, you got a fair few people's attention with that one. All Yokai, ones vastly stronger than the rest, get ready, nya!"
Hmm? Vastly? Perhaps a higher-ranked Yokai then, like a commander?
It doesn't take long until I get my answer, as we are quickly not so much surrounded by Yokai, but more like confronted.
Mostly by Karasu-Tengu, bird people with big black feathered wings, like a Fallen, with the head of a crow.
Pretty much all of them wore typical mountain hermit attire and wielded thin staffs for weapons.
Well, sans the few slightly fancier-looking guys wielding scepters around whom Kuroka claimed to be vastly stronger than the rest.
It's not a Tengu and not someone I expected to meet so soon, that's for sure.
"You there!" Their clear leader pointed, right at me, her golden eyes narrowing as her nine-tails swished behind her in irritation, "You were here the other day, weren't you? Don't you know it's rude to let out your powers like that!?" She immediately starts chastising us, as the guard around her point their very small sticks at us.
Hmm. Okay. So, thing to note.
This is Kunou. Definitely.
But uh, she's...well.
A tad older. As in, if I had to guess, Koneko's age.
The thing is she sure as hell looks like she grew into it as well.
Her Shrine Maiden outfit looks a tad too small for her, straining against her thin yet curvaceous form, especially against her chest.
Although it's nowhere near the size of her mother's, it's going for it.
Still smaller than, say, Kuroka or Rias, but probably bigger than the Church Girls, I'd say.
So. Basically, fluffy-tailed shortstack Kunou.
Is the universe trying to tell me something here?
"Well!? What do you have to say for yourself!" She crossed her arms suddenly and glared at me, expectantly, in an almost pouty manner.
Shit. Did she keep going? Whoops! Wasn't paying attention, too busy processing allthat.
Now, Nori. Here's the thing, she looks very bulliable.
Don't do it. I know you're thinking about it, but don't.
I point up to the sky, where my makeshift firework went off, and give a happy-go-lucky smile, "You know, technically, as long as it's not explosive, fireworks are allowed in Japan, right?"
Damnit.
"Bha!?" She exclaimed and flinched, her mouth gaping in confusion at me for a second before she returned to glaring, "T-That has nothing to do with what I was just talking about!? Were you even paying attention just now!?"
I hum, non-committal, "You sure? What else could you be talking about? There isn't a rule against the Kami letting out their power here, could there be? After all, all the shrines are doing it, why can't I?"
Kunou blinked at that, looking legitimately bewildered, "T-That's notthat's not the point!" She suddenly decides, and if I had to bet, she'd probably stomp her feet if we were standing on solid ground right now.
She points at me again, "It's rude! Doing that all of a sudden! Every Yokai on the mountain felt and saw it!"
"You know it's also rude to point at someone, right?" I respond easily back.
"E-Eh?" She weakly stutters, her finger slouching, before deciding to ignore me and keep up the pointing, her finger shaking as her face flushes in a small amount of anger, her pout returning full force, "You!"
So. Fucking. Cute.
Although I think I may have broken her.
Ah well~!
I should probably wrap this up before the girl decides to order an attack on me or something.
I chuckle, waving off her words as I float slightly forward, bowing slightly to the congregation before me.
The action causes the Kyuubi Princess to once more cease, staring at me in sheer confusion.
"Ah, but I forget my manners, before I tease you more, I should state my name and purpose, no?" I begin, formally and regally.
"Ah!? Teasing!? So all that was on purpose!" She cries out indignantly.
I ignore her, of course, and carry on, "My name is Noriaki Kusanagi, Arahitogami, Son of Amaterasu and Kunihito. I have come looking to talk with your Mother, Princess," I look straight at her, "supposedly she should be expecting me, but I don't quite know where exactly to go to find Urakyoto myself."
I smile simply, "Figured flagging the people put in charge by Lady Yasaka to guard the shrines and asking would be a pretty good way to remedy that."
Kunou blanches at my words, but only slightly, "The Omikami? So that's why it felt so" she mutters, trailing off, before shaking her head and narrowing her eyes at me, "I am aware of who you are, Lord Kusanagi, but not of your intentions. Why should I show you where our home is? Where Mother is?" She crosses her arms and glares at me.
I deadpan at her, "You act as though your mother wouldn't just squish me to death if I tried anything. I am strong, but your mother is vastly above me and my companion in terms of power."
Kunou gave a satisfied smirk and nodded smugly at that, "Very true indeed. But that brings up another point, yourcompanion" she strained the word out, "is a known criminal. That doesn't paint a pretty picture for you by association, you know?"
"On the Devil's side," I argue with ease, "do the Yokai here have a problem with her? Is she wanted in the West?"
Kunou blinked at that, narrowing her eyes in thought for a moment, "Iguess not" she started slowly, before clicking her tongue and huffing, "Hmph. Okay. Fine. I'll concede that, but this is still incredibly suspicious. Mother never told me anything about suspecting you"
I hum, before stating, "Parents don't often tell their children everything."
"I know that!" She snaps back, "But this seems important enough that she should have least mentioned it!"
I smile, widely, at that, "Important, huh?"
She freezes at that.
Then huffs and looks away.
So she does know who I am, and that I likely wouldn't try anything, or at least believes that I won't.
Then, logically, she's only holding out on us because
I shrug, "Well, I suppose then we can float here all night, Princess, and I can continue to tease you." I smirk as her expression grows incredulous, "Certainly wouldn't be a waste of the night, would it Kuroka?"
"Nope, nya~!" Kuroka purrs out in affirmation.
Kunou's eyebrow twitches, before she gives a long, defeated, sigh.
"Everyone." She suddenly speaks, all the Tengu parking up at her address, "Please return to your duties at the shrine. I'll escort our guests to Urakyoto personally."
"Yes, Lady Kunou!" All the Tengu shout as one.
And at her command, they scatter to the wind.
Slowly, Kunou floats up to me, her arms still crossed as she glares right at me.
I give her a stupid smile as Kuroka floats to my side, "We will follow your lead then, Princess."
Her eyebrow twitches at that.
"I am Lady Kunou. Daughter of Lady Yasaka of the Kyoto Yokai." She speaks plainly, "Don't call me Princess."
I nod, "Got it."
She sighs in relief.
"Princess."
Her sigh strains as the last whisps leave her mouth, and she scowls at me.
"You're just a rude man in general aren't you?" She huffs out, disgruntled.
"No no," I deny rather easily, "see, I only tease cute Princesses, that makes you special!"
"Eh?" Her face blanks out for a moment as she processes what I just said, "C-Cute!?" She suddenly stammers, her face flushing as she looks away from me once more.
It takes another good moment, but eventually, she composes herself and huffs, still looking away, "Cute? I'm far more than that. I am my mother's daughter after all! There is none more beautiful than us." She states as if fact.
I want to pat her head.
I want to do it, so fucking bad.
I want to scratch behind those cute little fox ears and call her a good girl.
But I do have some self-control, you don't touch a girl you just met like that.
Hell, you don't touch anyone you just met like that.
So. I'll wait.
For now.
I chuckle at that, "Fine then, Princess. You're more than cute" I smirk as I see her eyebrow raise at that, just barely, "you're adorable."
She tries to look away further, but can't, so I'm treated to a full side view of one of her cheeks flushing full before she finally decides to turn around, breathing out an annoyed sigh.
She flicks her tails at us, not looking back as she says, "Follow me, you two. Let's make this quick."
She starts floating away, rather quickly, but we easily keep pace.
Kuroka leans in, and mutters into my ear, "I kinda wanna keep her, nya~!"
"Same~!" I whisper right back with a chuckle.
Kunou's ears twitch at that, and she speeds up just a tad more.
Hmm. Well. It seems like the operation, 'don't bulli the fluffy-tailed shortstack' has failed successfully!
Now to make sure Kuroka doesn't actually try to kidnap the girl, the damn cat has less impulse control than I do.
Off to Urakyoto, we go!
~ A New Sun ~
Kunou just about slammed the doors to her home closed as soon as she stepped inside.
It was a close thing, as right before she did, she stopped the doors and closed them gently, not wanting to be scolded by her mother over something so trivial.
Then she stood there, right at the entrance, reeled back her head, and let out a frustrated scream.
The fox Yokai guarding the doors flinched at that, looking on at their young Princess with worry.
Meanwhile, Kunou herself was, for lack of a better term, seething.
As soon as they reached the city, those two jerks gazed at the place in awe.
Good. That made her feel all proud and smug. Her mother's city is the greatest gathering of Yokai in Japan, after all!
Then, the big jerk - because she refuses to acknowledge his status as long as he teases her like that - simply asked her if she could inform her mother of their presence.
He stressed that she shouldn't be pressed to see them too quickly, as they did just kind of show up unannounced.
Instead, as they waited to see her, they wished to use that time to explore the city for a bit.
Well. At least they knew their place there.
Understanding that her mother is far too important to just drop everything at a moment's notice for them earned some respect.
Then they went and wasted it by calling her Princess again and saying they'd see her late.
It took everything in her power not to blow the two up with foxfire.
Not like it would probably affect the big jerk at all, judging by who he is, but it's the thought that counts!
Taking a long, deep breath, Kunou rubbed the bridge between her eyes and shivered as the frothing boiling rage left her, replaced by an endearing determination to get back at them.
Somehow. Also mostly the big jerk, his accessory cat girl just nodded along and played off whatever he said the whole time.
She bristled slightly as she started walking, remembering what that cat girl said the moment they started their little trip.
Keep her? She is not some pet, damnit! She's the Princess of the Kyoto Yokai! Daughter of Yasaka!
His agreement didn't make that statement any better!
Especially coming from him!
That train of thought prompted her to blush profusely and scowl.
Wording it like that leads to ideas she'd rather not think about.
Bah! Puberty. At least she isn't like those cat yokai with their Mating Seasons.
Especially like his hanger-on cat. You'd think she's perpetually on her Mating Season the way she clung to him.
But it's further exacerbated since she's already seen him under most of those clothes.
To be fair, who hasn't at this point? It's all over the internet, but still.
That doesn't help. At all.
Stop thinking about that!
Stop thinking about how he called you cute, while you're at it as well!
He's a teasing jerk who should explode!
She didn't even realize she had made it to her mother's room until she had, on autopilot, swung open the doors.
Sitting at a desk in the far corner room, the only occupant perked up as the doors slid open, her ears fox ears twitching and nine-tails swishing as she looked up from some book and saw her.
The warm smile her mother sent her as soon as she laid her eyes upon her burned away any tumultuous emotions she had left.
Kunou smiled back, as Yasaka stood up from behind her desk, closing her book as she moved, giving her daughter her full attention.
"Kunou, dear?" She began, walking over to her and patting her on the head, "Aren't you supposed to be watching over the Fushimi Inari Shrine? Did something happen, or," her smile turned much more sly, "did you perhaps forget your pass, again?"
"Eh!?" Kunou blinked, "No, no! Mother! Nothing like that! Besides! It was one time! One!" She exclaimed in response.
Really! After the first time, she made sure to never forget it again.
Holy Spirit Power, as it turns out, is very corrosive to Yokai. She was lucky being hit with it only made her extremely sick and weak for a month, rather than turning her to ash.
Well, luck, and she is a Kyuubi, a nine-tailed fox! Something like that wouldn't kill her outright!
Her mother merely chuckled down at her, giving a pleasant hum, "So then, something happened?"
Kunou cleared her throat, before nodding and explaining in detail what had occurred thus far this evening.
By that point, Yasaka had sat down on her bed, with Kunou right beside her.
By the end of her explanation, her mother was humming thoughtfully, tails swaying side to side.
"Hmm, that man's son is here? Curious." Her mother mused, "I figured we would see him eventually, but most likely a while after the Parade, not right before." She suddenly starts chuckling, holding a hand to her face, "Still, like father, like son, I suppose, hmm?"
Kunou tilted her head in confusion, "Both of them couldn't just knock politely and ask to enter normally?"
"I suppose not." Yasaka smiles with mirth, "Though I will say, although both may have hadunorthodox methods of entrance, I vastly prefer the son's way over the father's."
"Huh." Kunou blinked, "How did his father get in, then?"
Because, personally, in Kunou's opinion, she can't think of anything worse than what she just had to deal with!
Yasaka grimaced, but still held her smile as she explained, "He found the pocket dimension Urakyoto resided in, and cut a path in with his sword."
What.
Kunou's eyes widened into saucers, "H-How!? That doesn't make any sense!" She exclaimed, jumping back to her feet and gaping at her mother.
"Oh dear," Yasaka reaches out, patting her gently and soothingly on the head, "there are few things those blessed by, or those of the Gods, Kami, and Buddha can't accomplish. That, I get the feeling you will be learning quite soon with your own eyes."
With a hum, Yasaka stood up herself, "Speaking ofKunou, dear?"
Kunou perks up at that, "Yes, mother?"
"You should go change, perhaps into that pretty pink kimono we had made for you for more formal meetings?" Yasaka smiled slyly, "You'll be joining me for talks with him after all."
Kunou clicked her tongue, crossing her arms and looking down, "...Do I have to?"
"Kunou, this meeting is important" Yasaka walks over to her desk, pulling open a drawer or two and rummaging through them, "this one especially. And as my daughter and heir, this makes it even more important for you to be there as well."
"B-ButMmmm" Kunou shifted from side to side as she gave a nervous hum.
Yasaka looked over to her, eyebrow raised, "Is something the matter dear?"
"Mmmgh!" Kunou huffed, throwing her arms up, "But he's a big jerk! I don't want him to see me looking likelike that!"
Yasaka stilled.
"Oh?" Her voice had an unusually cold edge to it all of a sudden, "A jerk, hmm? How so? What did he say?"
Kunou blushed profusely, "H-Hehe called me cute! And he outright admitted to teasing me because of it!"
Even though she couldn't see her mother, she could feel her gaze boring into her back.
Then her dear mother started giggling.
A small, soft thing, before it eventually evolved into a chuckle, then a truly pretty laugh.
Well. If it wasn't directed at her.
"Mother!" Kunou half cried half whined back, turning to see said mother covering her mouth with a dainty hand as her laughing trailed off.
"Oh, Kunou, dear. It'll be fine," she walks back over, grabbing her little cheek, much to Kunou's indignation, "he's right after all! My daughter is very cute!"
Kunou blanched at that, "M-M-Mother! Stoooppp!"
~ A New Sun ~
Today has been a good night so far.
Even if Yasaka denies seeing us, or is evil now or some shit, I can confidently say all this was worth it regardless.
Urakyoto isstunning.
A traditional Japanese city, straight out of olden times, but lit up and brought to life by the supernatural inhabitants.
Despite everything feeling old, it also feels alive.
And considering how varied the Yokai are as a species, I wouldn't be shocked if some of the buildings here were just straight-up Yokai.
Just walking around, we saw shit like a literal living thundercloud, a naked lady intertwined with a wheel, and a flying head!
It may be because of the Night Parade coming up, but we also saw a lot of Nekomata, which Kuroka noted is unusual around here, along with Oni, Kamaitachi, and more.
Also more than likely due to the Night Parade, the city had stores and vendors set up in droves, with all sorts of Yokai foods.
Kuroka just about bought out the Nekomata food vendor, poor guy.
She's said it's been years since she's had proper Nekomata food, although, to me, all of it just looked like normal stereotypical stuff cats like.
Eh. Who am I to judge?
Another shocking thing is that we haven't been bothered, at all.
Well, more specifically I haven't. Kuroka is fine since she lets her ears and tails out and fits right in.
But I certainly don't look, nor feel, like a Yokai.
I could maybe see Kuroka masking my power with her own, she has been clinging to me all night after all, but it's still a shock I haven't been accosted, not even given real funny looks.
Well. Besides the Oni. But they seem perpetually angry no matter what, so eh.
We're also being followed, but I'm not exactly shocked. Be kind of dumb to leave outside guests alone to wander the city.
All in all, a very lovely night.
As we walk through the crowd of Yokai, Kuroka happily holding my arm and clinging to my side, I feel someone brush against the other side, as a small, feminine whisper enters my ear.
"Lady Yasaka will see you now."
I almost jump, I barely have time to turn my head to see a fox yokai, a small kitsune girl in a shrine maiden's outfit, as she walks off, vanishing into the crowd.
I didn't even sense her, holy fuck.
And judging by Kuroka still being all lovey-dovey right next to her, she didn't either.
Well. That was a message with a subtle double meaning if I ever saw one.
Still a great night though, heh!
I tilt my head down to Kuroka, briefly telling her what just happened, she seemed startled and apologized that she didn't sense the girl at all.
I just kissed her and told her to not blame herself, before we headed up to the Palace.
If the city was alive, then the Palace, a traditional Japanese castle manor, looked positively haunted.
In a good way. As it was glowing a soothing blue light.
We were met at the doors by a pair of Kitsune, not guards, more likely attendants as they didn't carry weapons, who led us throughout the Palace, straight to where I could feel the absurdly monstrous power of who I assumed to be Yasaka.
When the attendants opened the final door, I expected some sort of throne room.
What I didn't expect was a fairly modest tatami room, with a few zabuton cushions laying out, four in total.
Two of which were already occupied.
Okay. So look.
I knew what to expect, and I was still floored.
Yasaka is, of course, gorgeous.
But how in the fuck does she see her feet with those watermelons in the way!?
Her specialized shrine maiden attire straight from canon was sure as shit not helping keep those in and up, either!
Hell, even Kuroka looked floored, not even jealous of her chest, just like, confused?
Ain't no amount of Senjutsu and Youjutsu should physically help with that, especially when she sleeps.
Sitting right next to Yasaka in her own little cushion, was Kunou, with a bit of an outfit change.
A pretty pink kimono, with a flowery yellow sash and cute red ribbon, now adorned her form.
As soon as we entered, Yasaka gave us an inviting smile.
While Kunou pouted, puffing out her cheeks and looking away.
Fuck it. I can't.
I look straight at Kunou, give her a silly smile, and a thumbs up, "Very cute now, Princess!"
Kuroka, bless her heart, nodded along with me, humming in agreement.
Kunou blinked.
Yasaka blinked.
Then, she slowly smiled slyly.
Kunou, meanwhile
"Ughhh!" Threw her arms into the air, and groaned in absolute seething anger, "See, see Mother!" She points at me, over and over, "He's a jerk! A very big jerk!"
Yasaka hums to that, "I don't know, dear, he does have a pointyou are very cute like that!"
Kunou cried out once more.
And promptly burst into blue, fox fire, becoming practically a roaring bonfire within seconds.
Much to Yasaka chuckling.
You know what? I think this is going to go just fine~!
I'm honestly surprised Kunou hasn't jumped me yet.
Kuroka and I took our seats across from the two Kyuubi, and one of them was still simmering while the other looked on with a sly smile.
I get the feeling Kunou would love nothing more than to pack all that fire up into a ball and punch me in the face with it.
Yet I also get the striking feeling that Yasaka wouldn't let that happen.
Pretty sure Kunou knows that.
So, I wave at the bonfire princess, and simply state, "Toasty."
Kunou snarls at me, or at least I think it was supposed to be a snarl.
Honestly, it sounded more like a soft whine, but eh, I got the intention.
I turned back to Yasaka, bowing slightly to her, "I thank you, Lady Yasaka, for welcoming us into your home. And for allowing our brief time here to be so comfortable." I give Kunou the side eye as I say that.
She gets the message, huffing indignantly as she snuffs out the foxfire around her.
Yasaka's smile never wavers, even as she waved my words off, "It's no big deal, Lord Kusanagi, we aim to please. Isn't that right, dear?" She turns her gaze to her daughter slightly, her smile curving up even more so.
Kunou scowls and grumbles something like an affirmative.
Think I heard something about 'even for big jerks' there.
Cute.
Yasaka giggles lightly before turning back to me, "Now then," and then her look sharpens, and despite not even being the victim of the gaze, both Kunou and Kuroka seem to instinctively straighten their postures, "for what reason do we owe the pleasure of seeing you here today, Lord Kusanagi?"
Ah. No more playtime then? Damn
Well. For now anyways.
For my part, my posture remains relaxed, an easy smile on my face as I meet the older foxes' gaze.
No point in letting this drag out longer than need be, and besides, with Yasaka I might be able to confirm Uzume's suspicions about the cause of the Night Parade.
"I'm not going to continue where my father left off." I start simply.
Much to Kunou looking at me in sheer confusion, and Yasaka looking suddenly positively blindsided.
Blinking the look off her face, Yasaka eyes me curiously, "Isee. Is that all you came here to say, then?"
I shake my head, "No, if it was that simple I never would have showed up at all."
"Truly?" Yasaka hummed out, "Then since you showed up at all, I presume it's because you have a different idea?"
Now at that, I nod and give her a grin, "Yeah, I do. And I think it is one you personally would be most agreeable towards."
"Is it now?" Yasaka practically purred out, "Well, I was certainly curious before, now I'm interested. Your father's attempt at a kingdom, an all-new united Faction for Japan didn't stick, although it was fine for as long as it lasted. What do you propose to replace it with?"
"Peace," I state, "for the whole of Japan."
Yasaka merely stares at me. "I'm going to need a tad bit more than that, Lord Kusanagi." She responds curtly.
To which I hummed, thinking of the best way to articulate my current plans.
See. Unlike in canon, the Three Factions Peace Conference? The Kuoh Treaty? I have severe doubts that anything like it will happen soon.
This means I don't have a point of comparison to draw on when I pitch this, beyond maybe the Yokai's 'peace' treaties with the Clans.
Those treaties that the Clans already broke with the East Yokai.
Good job, morons.
Pretty sure they would have broken the treaties with the West too if they didn't all live in the same city.
Internally, I sigh.
Outwardly, I start with, "The Peace Treaties between the Yokai and Five Clans are like the half-measured version of the premise I speak of," I raise my hands, spreading them out as I continue, "peace, not in a mere 'we won't attack each other' sense. But in a form where all the supernaturals of Japan can get along together, help and support each other unbidden from conflict from each other."
I take a deep steady breath, "No more should the Clans hunt Yokai for sport, no more should the Yokai hunt humans for sport. My father tried to bring everyone together via force, and you saw what happened. As soon as he left, everything went back to as it was. But, if everyone came together willingly, then" I trail off, eyeing the Kyuubi before me.
"Something might finally stick." Yasaka finished my speech with a murmur, "I see what you meant, this sounds made to appeal to me specifically, Lord Kusanagi. A pleasant dream, if nothing else~..." she trails off with a giggle.
Ah, a dream?
"Is it truly just a dream when one of the Five Heads already supports my idea?" I ask rather plainly.
Yasaka stops giggling, her eyes widening slightly at me.
"Which one?" She asks, almost urgently.
"The Himejima." I state simply.
Yasaka's breath hitches at that.
The Himejima, after all, is known for being the most die-hard traditionalist of the Five Clans, even to this day.
"I am rather certain I can convince the rest to come on board with the idea," I continue, "either with words, status, or sword, I will." I intone.
I highly suspect I'm going to have to wave my sword around threateningly and quite possibly kill a lot more old men.
That thought really should make me feel something besides cold indifference, yet I know full well that nothing of value will be lost.
"That of course, leaves the Kami themselves, and the Yokai." I continue unbidden, "I have an idea or two for the Kami, but, as for the Yokai? Well"
"If you can do as you claim," Yasaka interjects firmly, "then you have I, and the Wests, full support."
I blink at that, absolutely stunned, "...Just like that?"
"Just like that." She nodded with a small smile, and then her face fell as she sighed, "For the longest time, I have been trying to do something like you have described, albeit, not so connected as you are pushing for. But the Clans, always the Clans, kept pushing back on it. If you could handle them, then things might change for once."
Huh. I probably shouldn't be so surprised, out of all the Yokai, Yasaka is the most peaceful and cooperative by far.
Yet that sentence. Out of all the Yokai.
"And what of the other Yokai, the other factions?" I ask wearily. "What would they say to all this?"
At that, Yasaka grimaces, "The East can be convinced, but the others" she trails off thoughtfully.
Ah yes. Others.
The Yokai situation in Japan is much less orderly than with the Clans.
Or I suppose to be more on par with the Yokai, I'll say humans instead.
With the human side of supernatural Japan, you've mainly got the Five Clans controlling everything, then beneath that there are the smaller exorcist families, beast keepers, Shinto artifact retainers, such as Holy Spirit Swords, and the like.
The only real outlier to all the above is the Bureau of Onmy, who heed only the Imperial Family, but both strictly stay out of supernatural matters.
Otherwise, the Clans control pretty much everything. The lesser families heed them, and all goes on.
With the Yokai, however? Well
Generally speaking, the Daiyokai, or Great Yokai, are meant to be the 'rulers' of the Yokai.
What instead ends up happening is several dozen different Yokai Factions spring up, all across the country, all claiming independence from the big Yokai Factions, while also all claiming to represent the entire species or group of Yokai they are made up of.
Needless to say, it's all a massive cluster fuck.
Leaders of these various groups change at the drop of a hat. Their ideology, goals, allies, and enemies change along with them.
And this isn't even taking into account the various smaller groups of Yokai, outright hidden villages and such, spread across the country.
The reason this happens is due to Yokai being so intrinsically different from humans.
They're more like Kami in that regard. Fleeting spirits of nature that stick to their roots. The human emotions, natural phenomena, or other various ways the first Yokai were created.
Some Yokai are perpetually tricksters. Some are forever horny. Some straight up need human flesh to live.
And everything I say right now isn't even wholly confined to these lesser groups, not even the big Yokai Factions are safe from this.
For instance, the East is a relatively new creation that came out of several smaller factions banding together.
There used to be a North and South Yokai Faction, but the South got Murica'd and scattered, while the North fell to fighting with some native mythology called the Ainu up on the northernmost island.
It's a testament to the stability the West has that Yasaka, its leader, went and raised a child in Kunou.
Some might even call it a miracle.
Yet, no amount of miracles will likely ever get one true Yokai Faction created. And it certainly wouldn't let such a thing ever stick.
In the end, the best that I could probably ask for is a good majority of the bigger factions being for it, and willing to join up.
Then, maybe, with cooperation, those Yokai who can't join due to extreme circumstances such as requiring humans for food, or their almost alien or fey-like thought processes, can eventually be included.
But that's so very far off from the here and now, isn't it?
For now, focus on the now.
"The upcoming Night Parade." I interrupt the fox's thought process as I speak up, "Am I correct in guessing that my reveal to the world was the cause? That these other Yokai called for it in response?"
Yasaka gave a solemn frown to that, "I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case. I can think of a few who might resent your father enough that it slid off onto you." She gave a tired sigh, "The one who originally called for it, Daiyokai Ibaraki Doujou, the Fierce God of the Oni, I could see him easily being one. He didn't take the beating your father gave him well, I heard," she chuckles lightly, "and the Oni especially are notorious for their pride and temperament."
I narrow my eyes slightly.
That name. I don't recognize it from canon.
And he's a Daiyokai too? Which means around Dragon King level at least?
In summary, Kuroka and I are fucked if we run into him.
Of course, she didn't outright say that this guy wanted me dead, but calling for an event that is historically known to be the Yokai equivalent of a crusade doesn't make me think this guy is open to talking.
Well. I might have a chance if the sun is up, but at least here in Urakyoto, there isn't even a sun to begin with.
Also, It's night by now, so I'd be fucked regardless.
I gave a weary sigh to that, "I would be very thankful if you could tell me who else might be interested in trying to kill me. For future reference, of course."
"It would be my pleasure, Lord Kusanagi." Yasaka nodded with a light smile.
Hmm, you know what? Just to confirm it.
I follow up rather blandly, "I'm probably going to have to beat back and kill quite a few Yokai if I want to see my idea through to completion, aren't I?"
"Most likely." She instantly confirms with an amused grin.
Joy.
Also, oi. Don't look at me like that. I don't find this fun at all.
Mostly. Besides the Daiyokai fight, maybe.
If I don't die instantly, which has a very high probability of occurring.
"Of course, defeating an opponent of significant strength, such as the Fierce God, would likely force the rest into submission." Yasaka adds on with a hum, "So it might not be so bad, who's to say?"
I deadpan at the fox milf for that, and she sends me a cheeky grin right back.
Slowly, Yasaka suddenly rises from her seat, taking everyone in the room by surprise.
Yet she still had that cheeky smile on her face, and her movement lacked any sort of urgency.
Kunou especially seemed surprised, though admittedly I wasn't following her expression before this so I couldn't say anything before now.
"Mother?" She trails off inquisitively, almost, worryingly.
Yasaka waves her off for now and continues looking down at me intently.
"Well, it's been a long night, hasn't it Lord Kusanagi? I wouldn't call it heavy, but important talks like this certainly can't happen over one night, no?" Yasaka starts lightly.
Kunou, behind her, seems to be getting increasingly more pale and worried.
"Which is why I think it would be a good idea to pack it up for the night, perhaps continue tomorrow?" Her eyes narrow, beaming a smile with both her eyes and mouth down upon me, "And of course, I wouldn't be a proper host if I didn't invite you to spend the night!"
Ah. Back to playtime!
Kunou promptly gaped at her mother's back, fox ears pinned to her head, body shaking slightly.
I grinned, slowly shifting my body over slightly so I could look at her, right in the eyes.
She stops shaking, staring back at me pleadingly.
Sorry fluffy tails, no mercy.
I shift back into place, looking up at our most generous host, and nod to her curtly.
"And I wouldn't be a proper guest If I didn't graciously accept your kind offer, Lady Yasaka."
A low, whining cry emanates from behind her.
We, of course, ignored it.
"M-Mother" Kunou picked up her voice again, "does this mean the m-meeting is officially over?" She stammered out, hope laced in her tone.
"HmmI suppose it does, dear." Yasaka affirmed after a second of thought.
Her smile turned rather amused, as her daughter poofed into a small nine-tailed fox and promptly booked it out the door in a blur.
Behind me, I could hear Kuroka's light chortling at the scene, and I chuckled a fair bit myself as I rose to my feet to stand before Yasaka myself.
"You did all that on purpose, didn't you?" I accused her with a stupid smile on my face.
"I have no idea what you mean," Yasaka denied easily, "I was just being courteous, that is all."
That smile on her face soon broke into a small fit of giggles herself.
Her meager attempt at covering her mouth with her hand did nothing to stop us from seeing her laugh.
"Ah~..." Yasaka gave us a content sigh, "It's been so long since I had something to tease my adorable little girl with, and then you came along. Truly, aren't you the gift that just keeps on giving?"
She reaches over and pats me on the head, a pleasant smile etched on her face all the while.
It's during this time that I notice something I'm shocked I didn't see sooner.
Yasaka is about as tall as me, I'd say a hair shorter or so.
And in my old world's freedom units? I'm about six feet tall.
Everyone in this world is short. Damn.
Can't believe I just realized that.
It takes a second, but I find the words to respond to the woman before me, "Eh, don't think anything of it." I wave her off her words, not her hand though, it feels nice, "It was instinct to tease the fox princess."
Yasaka hums pleasantly at that before removing her hand from my head, much to my sadness, and clapping twice.
Suddenly. A small childlike kitsune girl just appeared next to us.
"Yes, my Lady?" She asks softly, barely above a whisper.
Hey. Wait a minute. Isn't this the same girl from earlier? That informed me that Yasaka was ready for a meeting?
Yasaka waves towards the two of us, "Please, show these two to a guest room won't you?"
The little kitsune bows deeply, "As you command, my Lady. It'll be done."
Yasaka patted her on the head, before turning to us once more, "I should probably go find my daughter before she gets into the kitchen in her Yokai form againlast time she did, she ate all the sweets in the pantry!" She recalls out loud.
Damn. Now she's just giving us free material. Aren't you supposed to be on your daughter's side? At least a little?
"If you need me, merely ask a servant for me," Yasaka's smile turns sly as she trails off, "although I doubt you'll need me tonight, hmm~?" Her gaze shifts between Kuroka and me.
I swear to fuck. If any of these perverted foxes try to catch a glimpse of us tonight I willprobably not try anything, because I likely wouldn't even know who did it.
If they ever did.
Fuck.
Although, for a split second, I did consider flirting back. See if I couldn't get Kuroka and Yasaka in my bed tonight.
Why?
'Hey Kunou, guess who railed your mom silly last night!'
Ultimately, I decided not to. As one, an impromptu threesome after a date night without Kuroka being involved in the decision is kind of a dick move.
And two, those jokes are basic as fuck. Completely unoriginal. I can do better than that!
I nod and give her a simple smile right back, "I think we'll manage, yeah."
Yasaka almost pouted at that, I could see it, like a reflex that she suppressed almost immediately.
Almost.
So that's where Kunou got it from, hmm?
"Very well you two," Yasaka nodded back, "try not to be too loud, okay~? Have a good night!" She waved off at us as she walked off in the direction Kunou bolted off in.
As soon as she left, the small kitsune turned to us and gave us an impassive stare.
"Follow along. I shall show you to your room." She stated barely above a whisper.
And as soon as she finished, she turned and strutted off unperturbed, deceptively fast for her size.
Leaving us to have to quickly dash forward to keep up with her, Kuroka quickly clung to my arm once more, a smirk across her face as she eyed me expectantly.
~ A New Sun ~
Huh. Well. This didn't take long at all.
"Nyah~...you really should have tried to get her to join us, you know~? Mmmm~!" Kuroka moaned into my neck.
I merely deadpan down at her, driving my fingers into her needy folds with spiteful vigor.
"Somehow, I'm not surprised you'd say that~! Horny cat~!" I held back a low grunt as Kuroka mewled lewdly against me, one of her glowing dainty hands wrapped around and stroking my shaft with just as much vigor, merely lustful instead.
I would love to describe the room we were lent for the night, but beyond the big bed, I can't honestly say I've seen much else.
As soon as we got in and the door closed behind us, Kuroka dropped her kimono and jumped on me.
And so, here we are. Kuroka plastered to my side, face against my neck, and her ample bust smashed into my chest.
Unfortunately, I didn't want to pound her into the bedsheets because Kuroka has a thing for being loud. Even if I covered her mouth.
Fortunately, Kuroka had the solution.
Her glowing hand signifies her use of Demonic Power. I don't know what specifically she's doing, but it's making her hand very soft, very slick, and very warm.
Of course, seeing this, I instantly stole it and copied it.
Using my Holy Spirit Power to make my hand hot, it was very easy to simply reach down behind her, find the lips of her womanhood, and return the favor.
Mostly because Kuroka is very short. I have nearly a foot over her.
Almost a shortstack. So very close!
"Myah~!" Kuroka sticks her tongue out, breathing hotly against me as she shivers, "Not, horny, just curious~! Mmmh~! Weren't you? Just a little, nyah~?" She gives my neck a nice slow lick, prompting me to shiver as well.
"You know, curiosity killed the cat~..." I reply gruffly, reaching over with my free hand to cup and play with one of her plush breasts.
Kuroka moaned softly into my neck, "Mhmm~...but come on, Nori-kun~...weren't you wondering~? Just how does that fox keep those big juicy melons up all the time~?" Slowly, she goes up to my ear, her handle on my length quickening, "You can't lie and say you weren't~, nyyaahh~!"
In response, I roughed up her insides just a little bit harder, cursing my inability to make my fingers just vibrate.
Now that would really mess her up.
"Kuroka~...!" I groan out from a disheveled breath.
"C~Come on, think about it~!" Kuroka continues unperturbed with a lewd smirk, "Getting to inspect those things, right up close~! You know she wasn't wearing a bra, just like me~! Then just to m~make sure, you could shove your nice fat cock, right up between those mounds~..." she practically moans that into my ear.
"K~Kuroka~...!"
"Have her squish them together," she continues softly, almost in a pleading-like manner, her hand no longer pretending like it's trying not to milk me, "and let you pound away into them, just to make sure they aren't illusions or anything of course~!"
"F~Fuck~!"
I tilt my head toward her and capture her lips with my own. A low, yet very loud groan passes through my throat at just that moment as Kuroka gets what she seems to want, my cum.
Unfortunately, unlike my groan which I used Kuroka herself to muffle, my seed shoots out of my rod unbidden, like a water fountain or hose, yet nowhere near as voluminous.
At the same time, Kuroka's body quivers into her own climax and she moans loudly in response to my fingers finding purchase in her deepest parts.
Slowly, I pull back from her lips and look her right in the eyes, "And here I was, thinking after a night like that you'd appreciate some alone time, hmm~? Then you have to go and suggest that~..." I give a fake dramatic sigh.
Kuroka winks at me and continues lightly stroking my hard-on, which of course refuses to go soft. With a small flex of her power, the little mess around her hand and my lower abdomen vanishes.
She gives my cheek a small peck, "I appreciate the thought, nya~! But still~!" She whispered sultry, "It is rather hot, isn't it~?"
My member responded for me, twitching and heating up in her hand, prompting Kuroka to let out a lewd giggle as she continued to try and rub another one out of me.
"Besides~!" Kuroka continued with a purr, "The past three days, with training from sunrise to sunset, and your nights being taken up by the redhead, I figured I could use a bit of help to relieve your backup, nyah~!"
"Hmm~?" I reach over, petting her head, scratching behind her ears, "Well now~, someone's trying to earn the title of good kitty~..."
"Earn it~!?" Kuroka whined in indignation, even as she leaned further into my touch, purring sensually, "I already am a good kitty~! No~! Best kitty~!"
I huff, "No, Shirone is the best kitty, you're a naughty kitty." I refute her easily.
Kuroka stops and blinks, before smiling softly, "That's not fair, using Shirone like that!" She faux whines, "I'll have no choice but to concede that, nya~!" Then she slowly smirks, sitting up to move down my body, dragging her mounds down my chest, my abdomenbefore finally settling at my cock.
Wherein, she wraps them around my length, her bosom squishing around my hardness like marshmallows.
"...And show you just why I'm naughty kitty, nya~!" Slowly and methodically, Kuroka starts bouncing her chest up and down, squeezing them together around my shaft as she does.
With a wink, her tongue flicks out, licking the tip of my rod, before eventually, her entire mouth comes down upon its head, gobbling it up.
I don't even respond to her beyond a low grunt, just letting her do one of the things she does best.
Originally, I wanted to talk with Kuroka about the day. I noticed that during the talk with Yasaka, Kuroka didn't say or do anything, and I wanted to ask what she thought of all this.
But now I realize something.
I seriously doubt Kuroka herself cares about any of that stuff enough to have legitimate thoughts beyond how cute Kunou is, or how ridiculous Yasaka's chest is.
Also, she's right, I am a tad backed up right now.
The talk went fine, it was a tad on the short side, but that's fine considering how late we showed.
Don't know how Yasaka plans on giving her support, but we can hash it out tomorrow.
For right now? This is a good way to end the night.
Yeah, I don't think anything can ruin this, things are going just fine.
~ A New Sun ~
We awoke to the Palace shaking.
I sat up, ramrod straight, in an instant.
After Kuroka practically drained me dry, I decided to sleep with her properly, cuddle, and all that. Cute couple shit.
What the hell is going on!?
Kuroka groggily gets up beside me, rubbing her eyes as she does so, "Hmm? Nori-kun~? What's the matte"
Kuroka stops suddenly, her face rapidly going pale.
It takes a second until I feel it, but when I do, I join her.
A thick, malevolent spirit, nearing Yasaka's own in power yet completely opposite in nature, crashes through the palace like a bloody tidal wave.
And with it, a singular roaring voice, that shook the palace once more with its sheer hatred and wrath.
"Where is he!?"
Somehow, I get the feeling he's talking about me.
But holy fuck do I hope he's not!
Suddenly, the doors busted open, and I just about grabbed my blade and started slashing until I saw who it was.
Kunou?
Huh. White pajamas. Cute.
Damnit Nori! Not now!
As soon as she saw us, whatever she was about to say died in her throat as her mouth, which was open, suddenly clicked shut.
She stared at us dumbly, her face beginning to glow red.
Ah. Right. We're still both very naked.
After a brief moment, Kunou found her voice, kind of "W-Why are you naked!?"
Albeit, it came out as some sort of low squeak rather than an actual question. Still, at least it was understandable.
"Why aren't you?" Kuroka answered dryly.
I snorted at that, as Kunou yipped indignantly.
Then the palace shook again, this time violent enough to throw objects to the ground, and nearly made Kunou herself hit the floors.
I shake my head to them both, "We don't have time for this." I state solemnly, getting up on my feet and grabbing my sword, which was propped neatly against my side of the bed.
I walk over to Kunou, who quickly covers her very flushed face as I do.
"I presume you're here to lead us out of here, right? Some sort of secret passage or some such?" I ask her plainly, to which Kunou nods her head rapidly.
"Neat. Take it yourself, and get out of here."
With that said, I turn, and prepare to head on out.
I see Kuroka blink at that off to my side, bewildered.
A moment later, I hear a squeaking, "W-What!?" behind me, before something grabs my sword.
Truly, it was nowhere near physically strong enough to stop me, but I halted so I didn't drag the poor girl with me.
I turned, looking dead at her, just as she began speaking.
Shockingly, she managed to look me in the eyes, even though her face resembled a tomato over flesh.
"Are you crazy!?" She starts, "This is the same guy Mother mentioned earlier, and although Mother is the strongest, the Fierce God is still strong! You'll be pasted before you can draw your sword!"
"Ok? And?" I bite back.
Kunou flinched at that, a scowl crossing her face, "W-What do you mean 'and' you stupid jerk, you'll die!"
"So what?" I repeat like a mantra, "This guy, he came here for me, right!?"
Those Oni that were just walking around the city. The same Oni that looked at me all pissed off, they told him about me, didn't they?
Fuck!
"W-Well, yeah?" Kunou stammered out.
"So I'm just supposed to run away? Let someone else fight my battles for me!?" I practically snarl out.
Right before Kunou could start yelling something back, a plush and soft body gently pushed into my side.
"Yes," Kuroka muttered, taking my free hand, my gaze snapped to her, but before I could even say anything a finger went to my lips, "you'll die, darling. Not even I would be able to save you. If you don't come willingly, I will drag you out of here myself."
I click my tongue and grit my teeth.
"Besides," she boops me on the nose, "didn't you promise Uzume we'd run if something like this happened?"
My eyebrow twitches, and I give a deep, long sigh.
"Fine." I turn back to Kunou, "Let's move."
Slowly, Kunou lets go of my sword sheath, "I-If it makes you feel any better, my Mother is the strongest!" She states resolutely, "She'll be fine, the city will be fine, this isn't the first time he's come here and gottenuhmrowdy."
I hum absentmindedly to that, slinging my sword over my shoulder.
Then I reached over with my now free hand, and patted her on the head, prompting her to freeze completely at my touch.
"Thanks, it does," I confirm slowly, "at least a little bit."
Kunou blinks up at me dumbly, her eyes slowly moving down my form, before shooting back up to look at my face as she starts batting the absolute hell out of my hand.
"Stop! That! And put on! Some clothes!" She quickly cries out after each bat.
I snort, turning to Kuroka, "Clothes us, and let's get moving."
With a quick application of her magic, our clothes are thrown haphazardly onto us, and still very red Kunou leads us away.
Kuroka clings to my back like some sort of super horny backpack, this time she confirmed that she is indeed masking my power with her own.
Kunou led us out of the back of the palace, and all the way there, the place seemed eerily empty.
Out back, there is a secret entrance and exit from the city, used exclusively by the East's leadership, her servants, guard, and so forth.
A swirling portal of deep purple and black energy, or Youki as both Kunou and Kuroka called it, hidden in the haunted and empty-looking traditional Japanese outback.
But of course, as if leaving can ever be so simple.
Just as we reached the portal, the entire courtyard shook, and behind usseemingly coming from right out front of the palace, a massive column of black and red power erupted into the sky.
Within it, a figure.
Or, no, it's more apt to say the column of power was the figure, coalescing into one.
A mountain of a man, bigger than the castle-like structure of the palace itself, he towered over it.
Crimson red skin, five bony horns crowning his head, and angry golden eyes, burning with ferocious power.
He looked over the palace, no, the whole fucking estate, a low growl on his lips.
Until he saw me.
And I knew he saw me, because the moment he did, the moment those eyes landed on me
It felt like the world slammed down onto my back.
As if the very world wanted me dead, wanted to crush me like a can beneath its foot.
I heard voices, I think, to my sides. But they were muddled, I couldn't make out who was who.
I could only stare up at those eyes that promised death, that wanted me dead.
And yet, I smiled. My legs started to buckle, the metaphorical weight physically crushing me.
Yet I smiled with glee.
"F-Fuck you, you molding tomato bastard," I bit out through clenched teeth, I could feel sweat forming across my brow, "taking it all out on me because my dad was too much for youhow pathetic is that."
The talking around me ceased.
The Oni's eyes narrowed.
Maybe he's good at reading lips, or maybe he got the spirit of what I said.
Doesn't matter. The point is, he got it. I know he did.
A purple aura seeped from his skin, but before it could do anything, a fiery blue explosion blossomed right in front of him.
The weight lifted from my shoulders, and I gasped for breath I didn't know I so desperately needed as I fell to my knees.
The next thing I know, I'm being pulled into the portal, watching on as a giant nine-tailed fox forms from the fire, longer in width but smaller in height, and promptly pimp slaps the Oni in the face with its paw.
And so begins the Yokai Kaiju battle.
Shame I won't be there to see it.
Now.
How the fuck am I supposed to kill that thing!?
"He's after you!?" My maid screeched in abject horror after the situation was explained to her, prompting me to wince.
Getting back to our apartment in Kyoto after leaving that interdimensional city was a breeze with teleportation.
Kuroka made sure to teleport multiple times across the city before finally heading back here, just in case the Oni had a way to track such things.
Regardless, we made it back just fine. Although I'm still a tad dazed from my little stare-down with the molding tomato.
Of course, our entrance awoke Uzume, who we got right into telling her what happened, and now
"Noriaki!" She called out, grabbing me by the shoulders, "Are you even listening right now!? This is bad, really really bad!" She looks down at me, her face tense with worry, "And youdon't even seem concerned!"
"I am." I refute with a grunt, gently pushing her away, "I'm just not screaming at the top of my lungs about it, I'm thinking."
"About moving back to Kuoh and bunkering down for the next several centuries?" Is my maid's automatic reply.
I click my tongue, "No. About how I'm going to go about killing him."
Kuroka, who was in the kitchen, sighed at my words.
Uzume meanwhile looked outright floored.
"Noriaki Kusanagi." She started with a smile.
Ah hell no.
I nearly snarl at that, "You don't get to pull that card now of all times. Don't try to act like my mother. You aren't."
Uzume, to her credit, doesn't back down.
"Well someone has to!" She cries indignantly, plopping down right next to me on the couch, "Listen, Noriaki! Ibaraki is an ancient Oni, he's been around for a very long time, he served as the right-hand of the Daiyokai and Fierce God Shuten Douji back when he terrorized Japan before the Clans sealed him away!"
I snort at that, "Of course. Leave it to the Clans to put down one threat and let another take its place"
"That's not the point!" Uzume shouted, hushing me by putting a finger to my lips, "The point is, he's strong, far stronger than even Shuten was in his prime! If you fight him, you'll die!"
My eyebrow twitches at that.
"Like I haven't heard that before." I respond evenly.
"Yet you still want to fight him!?" She responds much less evenly.
And this time, I do snarl.
"Well? What other choice do I have!?" I shout as I jump to my feet, whirling around to face her, "What!? Do you want me to call up Inari, and have her kill the big bad tomato God?"
"Yes." Uzume states simply, unperturbed even as my height looms over her.
I feel my face twist itself into an ugly scowl.
"No." I deny just as soundly.
"And why not!?" Uzume buffs out.
"Because it's not her fight. Not the other Kamis. Certainly not the Yokais or Clans," I intone, "my fight. Mine to finish."
Uzume has the gall to scoff at that, "Just because he's strong doesn't mean you have to fight him!"
"That's not why." I deny briskly.
"Eh?" That seems to halt her train of thought as she stares back at me dumbly.
"He's after me because of Dad." I state that simple fact, "He's my problem to clean up now. Nobody else."
Uzume opened her mouth slightly, then shut it, repeating this several times, before she slowly sunk back into the couch and looked down.
"But he'll kill you" She managed to finally whimper out.
I sighed, deeply, reaching over and patting her head, "Yeah. If I try to fight him head-on without a plan." I start, slowly, "Look, I'm not the smartest, but even I get thatif it's gonna be me that fights him, it'll probably be under the sun" I frown slowly, "but that's not really 'me' either, huh" I trail off.
Kuroka chose that moment to bound on in from the kitchen, wearing nothing but her underwear and that 'top' that truly shouldn't be called a top.
"Don't worry, Uzui-chan~!" She practically jumped on my poor maid, wrapping an arm around her shoulder as with the other hand she held a milkshake.
Pretty sure in one of our teleports, we appeared inside a restaurant, and she got it there.
Honestly? At this point, I'm numb to her antics.
"You don't have to worry, I'll be with him every step of the way, nya~!" She rather proudly proclaims.
Nevermind.
But, before I could even say anything, a cold finger was jammed into my face.
Including a shake.
"Nope! No buts! You promised a while ago, and if you need to rationalize it yourself, well~..." Kuroka purrs pleasantly, "I am yours, so my helping is like you using a tool, darling, nya~!"
I frown at that behind her hand and drink, "I didn't like that at all you know, you're not a tool." I mumble into her hand.
She merely winked at me, "In that case, I'll beat you up, and you'll have to accept my help regardless because you can't say no, nyahahaha~!"
My frown deepens, "Kuroka"
"Be stronger, then maybe you wouldn't have to worry about it, nya~?" She retorted with a smirk.
Ooof. Okay. That stung a bit. My pride!
Ugh. I taught her that though, didn't I? She sat in on all the times I curb-stomped Shirone in our gaming sessions, after all.
"Been working on that" I trail off dejectedly.
"I know!" She pets Uzume's hair idly as she goes on, "But sometimes, darling, you need a little helpand you can get help, without having others do everything for you, ya nyah~?"
I bite back a very stupid retort that I know would get nowhere.
Why?
Cats are stubborn. And I did promise to let her help next time something comes up.
I like to try and keep my promises, thank you.
Ah. That reminds me. I still need to get around to railing Sona's Pawn and Knight.
I click my tongue, sitting back down whilst crossing my arms to not pout.
"Fine." I concede.
"Nyahahahaha~!" Kuroka cat cackles in victory.
Uzume gives a small smile to all this, and I just sigh.
Right then.
I turn my gaze to our fourth occupant in the room.
Kunou is just kind of sitting there, very awkwardly to herself in a chair, her hands grasping her knees as her gaze seems to find the floor very interesting.
So interesting that she's been staring at it ever since we got here.
And she hasn't said a word since.
"Oi. Princess." I call out, prompting her to twitch slightly before her gaze snaps to me, her eyes widening in shock.
Then she slowly frowned as she realized what I called her.
Ah, so she is alive over there, hmm?
I chuckle before continuing, "What are you still doing here? Thought you would have gone back home by now?"
She twitched again at that, before crossing her arms and huffing, "I was going to explain that a while ago, but as soon as we arrived here you started arguing with the maid!"
That prompted Uzume to twitch and give a low embarrassed chuckle.
I merely blinked at that little statement.
Does Kunou not recognize Uzume as a Kami? She isn't hiding her power at all!
Granted, Uzume is pretty weak in the grand scheme of things, but still!
This is hilarious, and I'm going to use this later.
Like yes, Princess, I have a literal Goddess as a maid. What about you?
Anyways, where was I? Right.
"You know you didn't need to sit there and watch us go at it from your little chair, right?" I deadpanned at her, before pointing to the door, "Doors over that away, and don't worry, I cleared the door for midget use so you can reach the handle. I think."
That bit was mostly added for Shirone, but it works out here as well.
"I'm not short!" She flushed and shouted indignantly.
I snorted, "Could have fooled me. You barely reach beneath my chest."
"T-That! Nnmghhh!" Her tails swooshed rapidly behind her as she looked away, ruffling her hair with her hands, "Mother. Why? Why did you make me do this!?"
Damn, she sucks at whispering.
With a deep huff, she finally turns back to me, and points.
"I"
"Rude." I automatically cut her off, staring at her finger.
She stares, her mouth open half-lidded.
Then she growls and stands up, her fists clenching as they ignite with pale blue fox fire.
"Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up! Or I'll eat you!"
Huh?
"Nyah~?" Kuroka tilts her head at that.
Uzune blinks, "Huh." Her voice pierced the thick as of fuck silence, "Ancient threat. Haven't heard a Yokai say that in a long time."
Kunou meanwhile, stared dead ahead in abject horror, the flames around her fists slowly petering out.
"I" Kunou started again, seemingly in a daze, "J-Just ignore that! Okay? Okay!" She answered for herself.
Hmm. You know, I don't get it. Was that supposed to be some big threat? A slur?
Didn't get that feeling to be honest.
But maybe that's because Kunou is just that cute, she can make it sound adorable rather than offensive.
Hmm.
I nod, completely serious, "Okay. Gotcha."
She blinked at my words, and eyed me wearily, disbelief clear in her eyes, "...really?"
"Really." I nod again.
"O-O-Okay" She stammers, taking a long, deep, breath. Then she answered, straight to the point.
"I can't go back home for the time being."
And now, it's my turn to blink at her, "...why not?"
She sighs, "The Oni. Whenever they visit Urakyoto, Mother always sends me away. They tend to getrowdy. In numbers."
"Ah," I rub my chin as I ponder that, "so like, egregious amounts of alcohol, violence, and fucking then?"
At my ask, Kunou looks down, her face flushing at my 'vulgar' language as she gives a meek nod.
I follow up with, "So then you're still here, specifically, because?"
"The Oni are coming for the Night Parade, obviously, and a good chunk was already in the citywe knew the rest, and the Onigami himself would show up soon, so the plan was, before then" she gets ever quieter, "was for Mother to ask you to..erm, take me with you when you left the following day."
I blink at that, as the words pass through my head.
Then I nearly snort aloud as I finish processing it all.
Yasaka. Really? Whose side are you on? Do you wish for your daughter to be relentlessly bullied?
Because I can grant that wish, early peasy, don't worry.
But also, if the point of sending her away when the Oni shows up is to keep her from being exposed to violence, drinking, and sex then this is probably the last place on the planet Yasaka should send her to.
My response isn't even words, just a pity-filled stare that makes my newest pet princess wiggle in place.
"I need to thank Lady Yasaka for this opportunity, Kunou, you will be the perfect stress relief princess to ever exist. Promise." I tell her honestly.
"E-Eh?" She looks at me, no no, stares at me after I say that.
Her face slowly flushes a bright rosy red as her tails puff out behind her.
Wait wait wait. Hold everything.
Does this mean I get to pet fluffy tails?
Yes.
All's right with the world.
Now then. Kunou is sputtering aboutsomething?
"Y-Y-You!" She points at me again, looks at her finger, puts it down, and then stomps the ground in my general direction, "I am a t-the Princess of the Kyoto Yokai! You can't use me as mere stress relief as if I was some Red Light Nekoshou in their mating season!"
Wait. Mating Season? Red Light?
Oh. Ohhhh.
She thought I meantah.
"Kun" I try, but she keeps going.
"B-Besides, I'm much too inexperienced in c-courting rituals at the moment to have any worth in that regard" She states somewhat lamely as she looks down.
"Oi. Kuno"
"And a-also!" She keeps on going, looking at me once more, "A big jerk like you isn't worthy of having one such as I j-j-join you in your bed!"
"Kunou. I'm not"
"And another thing!Ow! Owowowowo!"
I halt her rambling by grabbing one of her fluffy ears and giving it a light tug.
"Kunou." I state, my smile straining my face.
"Iy-y-yes?" She mutters back, her voice way too soft for the situation, and dripping with trepidation.
"I'm not going to fuck you." I spell out, crystal clear.
"Youaren't?" She asks, quizzically.
You know what?
I'm going to pretend, pretend, I didn't hear a hint of disappointment there.
Nope. I didn't hear that. Not at all.
"No." I reaffirm. "But. I am going to bulli you relentlessly."
She whimpers, slightly.
"Especially after all that."
She full-on whimpers at my words there.
"Correction~!" Kuroka pipes up behind us, "We're going to bulli you relentlessly, nya~!"
Ah. My communist cat strikes again.
After pondering for a second, she also adds, "Say, doesn't this technically mean we get to keep her for now, darling~?"
I hum, "Guess that does, hmm?" I look at Kunou intently, "We're gonna need to get you a collar, huh?"
Kunou, of course, yipped at that.
Ah. We're going to need to think of something to get Yasaka for this wonderful opportunity.
~ A New Sun ~
"Okay then everyone!" I clap my hands together as I take a seat before the giant map, stretched out across the table that Uzume set out a while ago.
Also, yes. I stuffed the map with pins. My half-monkey brain approves of this decision.
"I would like to figure out at least some sort of course of action before I take a really, really long nap." I state, face drooping slightly as the girls all sit around the table.
Kunou is clinging to Uzume right now as if that will somehow protect her from bulli.
Futile. But cute.
Speaking of! I focus my gaze on Uzume specifically.
"First things first, do you know how specifically my Dad's meeting with the tomato bastard went?" I ask.
Context. I need context here beyond him just being mad and salty that he got his ass handed to him.
Uzume hums for a second, before starting, "It's not that complex from what I recall. Your father went to Mt. Oe, challenged Ibaraki, and humiliated him."
"Isis that it?" I ask, nearly at a loss for words.
"Hmmah!" Uzume perked up, "I think, at first, Ibaraki refused because he was human and all that."
Oh?
"So then how did he end up fighting the big guy? Did he just jump him?"
"What? No, no" She waves me off, "Your father wasn't so crass. I think what he ended up doing was challenging the weakest Oni he could find, then working up the ranks so to speak until Ibaraki had to accept."
Kunou blinked at that, before suddenly adding, "He did the equivalent of taking all their pride and stepping on it, then? Hmma mere humanif it were another Oni, what he did was tantamount to taking over the Oni itself." She shivers, and looks at me, "No wonder the Onigami really wants you dead. For him, he won't be the Onigami again truly until he slays you."
What.
Dad. What the fuck did you do.
"What do you mean, Princess?" I ask tentatively.
She bristles at that, but continues, "It all comes down to Oni pride. In the eyes of the Oni, the strong rule. So him and everyone else losing to your father is the ultimate show of dominance. By beating them, he is their leaderbut, he didn't kill them, or at least the Onigami, which is also the ultimate insult and slap in the face." Kunou huffed, "It's like saying, 'You're so weak, you're not even worth killing!' that type of stupid stuff."
Ah. Well. Shit.
Uzume hummed in agreement, "Mhmm. That fits with what I've known about them!"
"Joy." I state blandly.
So this isn't just irrational hatred and anger. It's a matter of pride.
A dangerous combination.
Then, a thought occurred.
A very simple thought.
"What if," I start, trying to form the sentence right, "I challenge him to fight, just like Dad did."
Almost as soon as I said those words, Uzume went to speak, loudly.
I quickly added before she could, "Specifically right before noon."
And whatever she was going to say, died in her throat.
Kunou just looked confused, however, "What would the time have to do with anything?"
"You remember the video right? Of my fight with the Juggernaut Drive?" I ask Kunou right back with a smile.
Her nod and crimson blush confirmed it for me, so I continued.
"During that fight, I entered a state powered by the sun, its strength determined by the sun's height in the sky." I explained simply.
Kunou quickly caught on, as her eyes widened, "So then, by challenging him near noon..."
I nod, "I'd be at my strongest in that state, yeah."
"You'd also be at his most uncontrolled, nya~!" Kuroka added suddenly, "You've never pushed that state so high before and that power in and of itself is still recent, you know?"
"Yeah, I know." I smile solemnly, "But it's probably my only real shot at fighting him, no?"
My Ara-Mitama is still nowhere near controlled. It's like an alter ego at this point.
Not me.
"Even so," Kunou starts once more, "I don't think he'd accept an invitation to fight now."
Eh?
"Why not?" I turn back to her, befuddled.
She grimaces, "He saw you run away from him. His pride wouldn't let him accept a request from a coward."
Double shit.
"Not only that," Uzume pipes up, "but if you're going to use that, we don't know how much destruction you'll cause at that level, so we'd need to trap the both of you in a barrier space for the fight, and, well" Uzume gives a nervous laugh, "I don't know any barrier space creation techniques that also let in natural sunlight."
"Neither do I, nya~!" Kuroka chimes in.
Kunou shrugs, "And I usually have servants who take care of such things for me" she finished.
Triple shit sundae.
I groan and lean back in my chair.
Barrier spaces are meant to isolate everything within from outside. It makes sense a specialized one would be required to let certain things through.
"Then who would? The Five Clans?" I ask the three.
Uzume answers first, "Perhapsbut the Bureau is more likely to possess the means, I believe."
I click my tongue at that.
I've been meaning to contact them after I met with Five Clans and the Yokai.
Although I guess, technically, I have now, hmm?
But I didn't expect all this to suddenly erupt in my face during it.
I grit my teeth.
"How would one go about getting into contact with them?" I suddenly asked Uzume.
She blinks at me, before gapping at me, "Norireally?"
"Yeah. Really." I huffed, "If they're the only ones that can make it happen, then I don't have a choice."
Uzume chewed her lips for a second, before eventually sighing, "The Bureau is under the purview of the Imperial Family. Justhead over to the Imperial Household Agency building in Tokyo, the moment you set foot on the grounds of the Imperial Palacethey'll know." She finished rather ominously.
Kunou looked between me and Uzume, clearly confused about what all that was about.
Meanwhile, Kuroka was humming pleasantly.
"You know, darling, if you're going to get help from your extended familywhy not try and go all the way, nya~?" Kuroka began slyly.
I gave her a weary glance and a tired sigh, "Do I wanna know?"
"Why not get into contact with as many groups as possible," she continued unperturbed, "and see just how much help you can gather all at once, nya~!"
I felt my eyebrow twitch at that as I sighed, "Who do you recommend?"
Kuroka's eyes lit up, as she started spewing groups and factions all across Japan.
My first thought? She must have gotten into Uzume's notes because there's no way in hell this cat knew about half the people she was listing.
My second thought? She actually might have a point with a few of these groups.
The East Yokai Faction hasn't shown up yet, getting their input and perhaps their support alongside Yasaka's would be a bone, even if it's in word only.
She notes several small Yokai Factions, largely made up of specific species of Yokai. It wouldn't shock me if one or two hated the Oni enough to play ball.
Gathering the support of the rest of the Clans wouldn't be a bad idea either, I was going to do that anyway, and with Suzaku's help that shouldn't be too hard.
Holy hell am I actually considering this?
"Whoa whoa whoa!" Kunou cried out, stopping Kuroka and making us both look at her to see her eyes practically having swirls in them, "Getting more people on your side is great and all, but you don't have time to be rushing around the country looking right now!"
Kuroka looked back at me, a cheeky smile on her face.
I merely sighed, getting at what she was insinuating with her eyes alone.
In the next moment, a little around half a dozen clones poofed into existence behind me.
Kunou stared half in wonder, half in sheer bewilderment.
Especially as the clones began waving at her and shit.
"Let's just say I can be in more than one place at once, okay?" I gave her a similarly cheeky smile myself, and dispelled all the clones, holding back the wince of their memories hitting me all at once.
"W-Wellalright" Kunou began again, "Still, assuming you get all the help you need, how are you going to make sure the Onigami accepts your challenge? Like I said, he likely thinks you're a coward!"
I shrug, "Then let's force him to accept, just like dear old Dad did." I stand up, looking over the map.
And the map doesn't have Mt. Oe on it. It's just outside of Kyoto.
Neuron deactivated.
I sigh, waving to the map in general, "I presume the guy didn't bring all his Oni to Kyoto, no? So. How about we pay Mt. Oe a visit, and I show that old molding tomato just how much of a coward I am!"
Kunou stared at me, absolutely stunned.
Likely also thinking I have a death wish, but eh, who doesn't think that of me at this point?
Kuroka cat cackled in her seat at my little proclamation, "Ah~! Darling? May I come with you on that little trip? I have something I'm working on that requires an Oni or two to lend someassistance, nya~!"
Hmm. Suddenly, I feel much worse for the Oni still on that mountain.
"Sure kitty, whatever you want," I pat her on the head, "just try not to play with your food too much."
"Nyah~!" She purrs at my touch, tails waggling back and forth before she winks, "No promises~!"
Uzume just gives a tired sigh, "I really should have seen all that coming," she muttered, "well, with Kuroka there, it should be fine" she trails off.
Kunou, meanwhile, looked between all of us like we were insane.
To be fair, it's not like she would necessarily be wrong thinking that.
~ A New Sun ~
It took a little while after that to narrow down where exactly I was going to send my clones off too.
One for the Bureau, one for the East, another for the Clans, and the rest for various smaller factions across Japan.
With all that taken care of and a general game plan for what's to come next, you'd think it would be naptime right?
Nope! There's one last thing to take care of!
We've got a guest, a Princess to be exact, and it's not like we have guest rooms here in this apartment for her.
Wasn't expecting additional company beyond Uzume after all.
where does Uzume sleep, anyway? The last couple of times I made her sleep on the couch, but this time she just kind of left.
Kuroka went to the bedroom after we broke the meeting, but where did Uzume go?
Hmm. I'm just going to chalk it up to Kami stuff.
For now, though.
"Are you sure you wanna stay here in Kyoto?" I ask the very pouty Princess, once more, who's crossing her arms and looking away whilst sitting daintily on the couch.
Trying to convince this very stubborn, very cute, fox that staying at my place in Kuoh for a bit isn't working out all too well.
"I'm not leaving the home of my people." Was her curt reply, "Or Mother."
I deadpanned at her, "Even if you've gotta sleep on the couch here?"
She twitched at that.
"You know, while we're at it, let's get this out of the way." I continue, "I honestly think your Mother would probably prefer if you stayed out ofall this. You don't need to help, or fight, any of that."
Kunou scoffed, "Perhaps. But Mother also said she would help you, and for her dreams" She looked at me, resolute, "If it's for Mother, I'll do it."
"Really? That's it?" I plop down next to her lackadaisically, "So if your Mother told you to try and seduce me into marriage, you'd go for it? No questions asked?"
She blinks at that, then shivers as her face flushes, "I expected you to say something like that, but n-not that specificallyhow am I supposed to answer that properly!?"
"I dunno," I hum out, "technically, you know, I am royalty. A prince. Kind of. Not officially. Dad was the Crown Prince of the Imperial Family, so, you know~!" I give her a sly grin, "Could happen, just saying~!"
"E-Eh? I suppose that explains some stuff from earlierhey, w-wait a minute now!" She cried in outrage, "That l-lineage may have been a big deal back before I was even born! But nowadays it isn't all that!"
"Point." I concede, "But consider this. The Imperial Family's power back in the day was garnered from their lineage to Amaterasu." I lean back casually onto the couch, "Now, who am I again?"
"You'reA-Ah." Kunou blinked, several times in fact, before sputtering and promptly shutting up.
Ah. The pain of being raised royalty.
I chuckle, "Of course, if your mother wanted me in the family, pretty sure she'd just seduce me herself."
"E-EEHHH!?" Kunou practically squealed, "Y-You? With M-Mother!? You aren't worthy to"
"Pretty sure she already tried in fact." I continue promptly, ignoring her, "Well, kind of, maybe more like testing the waters. She certainly gives off that unrepentant flirt energy though, doesn't she?"
"Mother isn't! Er, sheNmgh." Kunou quickly quiets down, wiggling in place, "Can we please stop talking about this now? Please?"
I hum, "Well hold on now, I didn't get to finish. You wanna know why she would probably rather do it herself?"
"W-Why?" Kunou grumbled uneasily.
"Because she wouldn't want to force you to do anything you don't wanna do."
Kunou paused, and I reached over and patted her head.
"You're lucky, don't you know?" I continued softly, "Having a mother that cares about you in more ways than just what you could be used for. Not a lot of Princesses get that luxury, so aren't you the spoiled one, hmm?" I chuckled as she grumbled and blushed.
"If what you truly wish to do is see your mother's dream and words through, who am I to say that's wrong? It's what you want, after all." I yawn, scratching behind her ears idly as I do, prompting her to make a sound reminiscent of light purring, "Just, try not to get caught up thinking everything your mother wants is what you want, I guess. You're two different people, you aren't her clone. You can have wants beyond her."
"I-Iguess." Kunou mutters, before finally realizing what I'm doing, and promptly batting away my hand with a huff, "Ihaven't been outside Kyoto before. I supposeit would be nice to see outside the city for once?" She tried, almost scared, like what she was suggesting was illegal.
Hmm. That can be arranged.
"Still don't wanna stay in my other place, with your room and everything~? You really wanna stay here with all of us?" I ask her once more.
"D-Did you not already hear me?" She stammers, yet still looking straight at me, "This is all for Mother!"
"Oh~? Not because you like us?" I coyly respond.
"No. Not one bit." She huffs, crossing her arms, "You're a big jerk. Your cat is too h-horny. Your maid isadequate, however."
"You're just saying that because you haven't seen enough of her yet." I roll my eyes, "Trust me, that opinion will change."
Kunou eyed me in confusion for that comment, before yelping as I suddenly stood up.
"Well! If you're staying with us, then I suppose it's only right that a Princess such as yourself gets the correct commendations." I announce stoically.
Immediately, Kunou tensed, weary of me.
"...I have a feeling I'm not going to like where this is going." She states, uneasy.
And she was instantly proven right, as I picked her up.
"Which is why you're going to stay with us. In the big bed." I further state.
"Eh?" Kunou stares at me, half-lidded like she can't process what I just said.
Then as I started walking toward the bedroom, she started gaping and flushing like mad as she sputtered out, "E-Ehhhh!? Hey now! I didn't agree to this! The couch is just fine! Promise! P-Promise!"
I smirk, "It would be rude to have one such as yourself sleep on the couch, wouldn't it?"
"N-No! No, it wouldn't! I insist!" She pleads desperately.
I open the bedroom door, revealing a Kuroka, hiding under the blanket with a cheshire grin and glowing yellow eyes.
Kunou grabs onto the door frame for what could be seen as dear life.
"Please! You're not a big jerk! I didn't mean any of that stuff I said! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" She continued pleading.
All for naught.
"We will have fluffy tails." I intone as I pull her off the door frame.
"N-Noooo!" She gave one final squeal as she was pulled in.
Honestly. I don't know what she thinks is going to happen, I just brought her because I wanted to pet fluffy tails. And ears.
Might need to bring out the spray bottle and the rolled-up newspaper in case Kuroka tries getting handsy, but we aren't going to torture her or anything.
Besides, I need to fill the fun quota as much as possible right now.
There isn't long before the Night Parade begins, and if I have my way?
I'll be sacking a mountain while the yokai dance, and by morning, a very pissed-off Daiyokai to kill.
Huh. You know, I didn't want to assume anything, because that would feel rather
Hmm. How do I say this without getting canceled on Twitter?
Or whatever non-social media platform is the thing in this world.
Eh, fuck it!
Oni in their human forms? They look like a bunch of typical Japanese gang members, yakuza, and the like.
Leather. So much fucking leather. All of it is black and has assorted red, gold, and blue Oni designs plastered across the back.
As if they weren't making it obvious enough, of course.
Their hair looked like it was torn straight out of the last decade, all styled up and over the front of their heads.
My bet? It's likely to hide their horns.
Now I don't have much evidence to go off that says their human transformation is incomplete, that too is also an assumption.
One that is based on the fact that it would take way more than five of these guys to challenge me, more so kill me.
So essentially, I'm calling them stereotypical and dumb.
Wait. Isn't that last bit also part of the stereotype?
I raise my hand to catch a studded club, an Oni kanab, just before it smashes into my face.
The sheer force behind the thing blows apart the little booth around the bus stop bench I was sitting in, exposing me to the late morning sunlight.
I sigh.
"The shade was nice, now look at what you've done." I wave idly to the destruction around us with my free hand, my other still holding the club.
"Ya thinkin' we gon give any sort of flying fuck what ya think little bitch!? Geddup! Now!" The human-disguised Oni spits out.
Hmm. This guy is the one with a gold Oni design on his jacket, the rest have red, blue, green, and pink respectively.
He also sounds significantly more composed than the rest.
"Ya, ya! Yawl tell thuh coward!" Red cried out, almost in reverence.
"Thets whut hay gits fahwar ignorin' us!" Green screeched almost immediately after.
"Hit em' lahk dat, wun more tahm!" Blue hooted and hollered, almost like he was trying to egg on Gold.
"Oh, oh! Let may at em' next!" Pinkie jumps up and down, all excited, as if this was a game.
Ugh. They even all sound the stereotype.
Also, I amended my earlier statement, these guys are all very dumb.
These fools have been at this for the past fifteen minutes, they walked up to me and instantly started talking shit.
That was the first attack they've tried to whole time.
I could've killed them all, easily, but that wasn't what I was out here for.
Though in that respect, they're very lucky I suppose. Their shit-talking and general appearance were very good at clearing the area of civilians.
If they had attacked right away, I would've reacted appropriately.
As it stands though, instead they helped my little kitty and bird set the place up, just for them.
Wonderful. I'll have to thank them later.
First though, a confirmation.
I looked up at Gold blankly, ignoring everything he just said as he tried to pull his club from my grasp to no avail.
"So," I start evenly, "since you're here instead of your Lord, I assume he didn't like my challenge?"
At that, all the Oni looked various amounts offended and seething with rage.
None more so than Gold, it would appear.
"Like? Like!?" He gave a bestial snarl as his teeth suddenly sharpened, his canines elongating, and his leathers began tearing at the seams as his height and muscle mass grew.
Seconds of this passed until the yellow Oni stood before me in his true Yokai form, several meters tall with a bald head, save for a single yellow horn.
The only thing covering his ogre-like appearance is a single oversized black leather loin cloth.
"Lord Ibaraki laughed at your request!" He continued, although he sounded more threatening without the accent, the poor guy still couldn't pull his club away from me, "For you, the five of us should be more than enough! The Night Parade? Bah! Who needs it for one lone weakling like you!"
Various rounds of cheers and hollering resound behind him at that proclamation.
When they started talking again, I immediately toned them out.
See, they may not be able to deal physical damage to me, but mentally?
That's a whole other story.
One can only take the Japanese version of a Southern or Texan accent for so long, turns out.
As stated, I sent a request off to the big bad Fierce God himself for a fight.
And this is the guy's response, pretty much in line with what Kunou thought it was going to be.
A mid-class and a bunch of lows. An insult.
Though I'm pretty sure he knows I'm stronger than these guys, he sent these guys practically saying, 'This is what I see you as.'
Dick move, sending off your people to die for an insult, but for the Oni, it's a cultural thing. Apparently.
Been learning a lot about these guys lately, huh?
My second hand comes up, blocking a yellow fist from impacting my face.
"Stop! Ignoring us!" Gold roared in a frothing rage.
"Okay."
"Yo- Huh?"
The idiot seemed dumbfounded for a moment.
Until I breathed a fireball out onto him, and the four stooges behind him, then he screamed in pain and anguish as he and the other Oni were blasted out and sent sprawling into the road.
It was a simple fireball too, didn't even put much effort or power into it.
With a sigh, I stood up and walked over to check on my freshly roasted boars.
All five lay around, groaning and spitting various insults.
All five were now in their true Yokai forms as well, yet despite that, they all seemed a little more tanned compared to the usual vivid colors Oni had.
Wonder how that happened?
"Hmm, I've decided!" I announce aloud, "I don't much care for roasted pork!"
Gold snarled, trying weakly to reach for his club.
Which I casually kicked further away from him.
"How about you, Kuroka-chan? Suzaku-san?" I call out.
I had to stifle the urge to laugh, as though they obviously didn't know who Kuroka was, the moment I mentioned the big tiddy birb they froze as their expressions morphed into one of fear and abject horror.
Appropriate, but also misplaced.
From atop a nearby tree, a lone black cat morphed into the curvaceous woman I know very well, as she lay on her side and wrinkled her nose down at us all.
"Nya~? Roasted? Smells more like burnt to me, Nori-kun~!" She gives a fake cough as she clenches her nose and sticks her tongue out in faux disgust.
"I'd have to concur there" Suzaku walks out from behind a nearby building, a dainty hand over her face as she gives a half-lidded stare down at the Oni, "such disgusting creatures, especially like this."
At her gaze, the poor Oni seemed to almost whimper and try desperately to move to crawl away.
Ah. There's that bit of Akeno inside of her. Though without the whole sadomasochistic shtick.
Suzaku turned to me and gave a weary sigh, holding up her phone to give it a little shake, "This should be sufficient to convince the rest of the Clans of the Oni's intent for you."
I nod and hum happily, "Thanks for showing up personally, you know you could have just sent someone, right?"
Suzaku just shakes her head, "I wanted to see it with my own eyesI had my suspicions, but to think the Oni would" she blinks, then sighs, "No, they would do something this stupidly drastic, I apologize." Her gaze shifted to behind me, "Also" she trailed off, as Kuroka stalked down the tree and towards us.
Turning, I see Kuroka focusing intently on Suzaku, her eyes slit, as she approaches.
"Ah." I exclaimed, dully, "Cat."
I look at Suzaku.
"Bird."
Damnit Kuroka.
At least Suzaku seemed mildly amused as she giggled lightly at my realization.
"Also," she continued where she left off, waving to Kuroka, "not many in the Clan would be so receptive to Yokai quite yet. Especially one that's Reincarnated Devil. Nor a stray, and Underworld criminal."
Ah, is that a hint of disapproval there, big bird?
I give her my best customer service smile, "Oh well. They'll have to learn, I suppose."
Translation.
I don't give a fuck what you think about this.
I'm not even too sure why she'd specifically care about this, to be honest.
Suzaku mirrored my smile back to me as Kuroka finally came up to my side.
"So then, Suza-chan~!" She purred out with a mischievous gaze, "Where are we gonna store the bodies, nya~?"
Suzaku's smile twitched a bit at Kuroka's complete sledgehammering of basic Japanese edict.
When I called up the Himejima, or Suzaku specifically to tell her what was going on and see if she could help with all this, I told her about Kuroka, who she was to me, and that she would be doing some stuff.
The two's first meeting went fine, but I've got an increasing gut feeling that leaving these two alone for an extended period would lead to some interesting results.
Probably nothing instantly violent, I don't recall Suzaku having anything against Yokai or Devils as a whole, beyond the standard loathing most share with the Underworld for the Evil Pieces.
I know Suzaku also didn't like the Grigori much, but not much else beyond that.
Suzaku turned to Kuroka, and hummed, "We have several old storage facilities we used to use for our tea houses, that should be sufficient, yes?"
Kuroka smiled widely, "That would be perfect! Thank you, Suza-chan, nya~!" She leans over to me, and kisses my cheek, "I'm gonna gather up the test subjects, then we'll be off, alright darling~? I can't wait to see what I'll learn, nya~!"
Kuroka. Why do you seem oddly enthusiastic about human experimentation?
Uh. Yokai experimentation?
Good enough.
Also, did you just wink at Suzaku there when you kissed me?
I pat Kuroka on the head, prompting a light purr from her, "Okay? Uh, have fun? I think?"
Kuroka perked up, "I will, nya~!" And with that, she skipped away and started dragging the downed Oni around.
Suzaku gave Kuroka a bland look as she did so.
"Hmmso, since Kuroka is calling you Suza-chan" I let the unspoken question hang with a small amused smile.
Suzaku turned to me slightly, her smile becoming a smile, "What was that, Lord Noriaki?"
Pretty sure she's trying to set me on fire via sight alone.
Pretty sure she can actually do that, too.
Lucky for me? I'm immune to fire!
I eye to eye smile right back at her, "Nothing at all, Suza-chan."
Her eye full-on twitched to that.
I think I may have an issue when it comes to teasing people.
Specifically when it comes to teasing girls.
Kuroka is enabling me, promise.
We let our impromptu 'smile off' hang for what feels like several long moments, and just as Suza goes to say something, Kuroka pipes up to the side.
"Done~!"
We turn to see that Kuroka has stacked the Oni in a haphazard pile of bodies. All groaning or trying to wiggle their way free or lose.
Turns out, being several meters in height, or a few feet taller than your average human, with far more muscle and mass to go along with doesn't make the trusty old body pile any more comfortable.
At least she realized that, and put Gold on the bottom of all that. He can handle it!
I think. He's looking a lot more blue and purple than gold right now.
With a sigh, Suza turns back to me, "I suppose I and the Nekoshou should be going then."
I chuckle and nod to her, "Probably. Before she gets too excited and starts doing stuff to them in the middle of the street." My smile morphs into something more sincere, "Thanks again, by the way, for showing up and helping on such short notice. I said it before, but I mean it. If you need something, anything, just call."
Suza hums at that, giving me a thoughtful look, then a pretty smile as she nods, "I think I'll take you up on that sometime, Lord Noriaki."
With that, she walks off to Kuroka.
Well. That's not ominous.
Still completely worth it though, no matter what the price may be.
I simply don't have the room or means, either here at my place in Kyoto, or in Kuoh, to strap down and hold a few Oni for whatever the fuck Kuroka has to do to make Youjutsu that fucks up Oni specifically.
Time is of the essence right now, we still don't have an exact date for the Night Parade, although we should once Kunou gets back.
Anything that makes the process by which Kuroka can make her Oni poison Youjutsu thing faster, is worth it to invest in.
A flash of light draws me from my thoughts, as it envelops and takes away the poor Oni, Suza, and Kuroka.
Moments after, the barrier the latter two set up cracks, and shatters.
The booth that was destroyed earlier was suddenly 'repaired', or more accurately the booth in the barrier was the one that was destroyed, not the one in real life.
Quickly, I move off the road as people begin to trickle in and start heading back home quickly.
Speaking of the little fox princess, she should be back soon, if not now.
Sent her off back to Urakyoto to secretly deliver my message and check in on her mother, and that was pretty early in the morning.
Time to hustle it back!
~ A New Sun ~
Almost as soon as I got home, I had to swat away a ball of blue fox fire before it struck my face.
"Well," I snort, waving the residual fumes out of the air, "nice to see you got back safe and sound, Princess."
Kunou poked her head slightly out from behind the couch, using said furniture almost like a barricade or shield.
She stared at me intently, before turning up her nose at my comment and huffing haughtily, "As if any of those brutes could detect me with their meager senses."
"Aww!" I slowly stalked over to her, "Someone wants some praise? Maybe some ear rubs?" I ask, grinning widely.
"E-Eh?" She yips out, "Wait a minute! H-Hold it!" Her hands ignited with fox fire, "You come any closer, and I'll throw!"
You know, she's been very trigger-happy when it comes to those flames since this morning.
Even though they don't affect me at all, and Kuroka is simply too strong for them to work their magic on her, she won't hesitate to light either of us up.
Like she did right this early morning.
All we did was pet the fluffy tails and scratch the ears!
Also like what I'm going to do when I get my hands on her.
"Oh really?" I hum out unperturbed as I crawl over the couch, prompting her to scamper back and off the couch, "You know that won't do anything~!"
"If I keep throwing it, maybe it will!" She rebukes, even if she doesn't sound all too hopeful.
I fake a dark chuckle, "Just give in, accept your fate! I will give those ears rubs."
She shivered at my tone, "N-No! Stay away you big jerk!"
Yet still, so defiant?
Very well.
I move.
She blinks as I seemingly fade from her vision, but can't see as I appear behind her.
Although the way her hair suddenly stood on end, I think she may have sensed the danger.
Regardless, it's too late, I snatch her right up.
"E-EHHH!? W-Wait!" She cries out, the flames in her hands sputtering out as I launch us onto the couch, her in my lap.
"Nope. No wait." I deny.
"B-But! You can't juHnnnnghhh~!" She bites her bottom lip, suppressing what I honestly can't tell is a moan or a purr, as I begin giving her ear rubs.
Well. Foxes don't purr, technically, but they do something similar.
"You did a very good job, Kunou, very good" I praise her, entirely sincerely as well.
Truly, I was originally going to have Kuroka sneak in to deliver my first challenge, and then have her rush to the 'meeting' spot.
But Kunou insisted she could do it, knowing Urakyoto inside and out as she does.
Kunou's ears and tails fluff out slightly as she quivers in my grasp, looking down, I can see her flushing just a tad.
She looks down as she bites down what I know this time is a moan, "Of course I did! W-What do you take me for" She tries to princess it up, but it's oh so weak.
Hmm. Kunou has a praise kink.
I will remember that. For reasons. Later.
My response is automatic, "A Princess."
"S-shut up!" She whines, squirming in place, although it does a very poor job of hiding the fact that she's only pushing against my hand more.
I chuckle, and just let the moment draw out.
Her ears are very fluffy. Stress relief without copious amounts of coitus is always welcome.
I end up leaning back into the couch just scratching her ears, and she ends up leaning against me while I do that.
After a good long moment of that, and with a deep sigh because I, unfortunately, can't do this all damn day, I suddenly ask softly.
"So, anything interesting that happened while you were out?"
Her ears perk slightly at that.
"Ah, mhmm." She hums softly in response, "Mother found me, of course, she's the only one who could. I told her what you were going to do, and uhm"
I blink at that, "Andwhat?"
Her face flushed before she promptly covered it, "She said things I'd rather not repeat out loud," she uttered in slight horror, "especially to you!"
I could almost feel the accusation in her tone.
I, meanwhile, felt this.
"Told you so."
If I recall correctly, this guy has been a massive pain whenever he comes to Urakyoto, right?
How horny would Yasaka be if I killed this guy, I wonder?
The answer? Probably very.
A ball of fox fire splashes against my face.
"Don't! You start!" Kunou's voice shakes as looks back at me, my smug smirk becoming visible and beaming down at her as the flames clear, showing me in turn her very angry, yet very cute, flushed face.
"Hmph!" With a huff, she looks away, forward once more. "Butyes, she's fine. I managed to get some stuff from my room before leaving as well, not like any of that's for you to know."
So then why even mention it?
"And, ah" she continued, somewhat solemnly, "the Night Parade, it's tomorrow night. The Onigami has been pushing for it much more fiercely than before, so the time has moved up a bit."
Oh?
"I see," I hum out, considering it, "which means if I plan this out correctly, I'll be fighting a very pissed-off Daiyokaiwhat, two days from around now?"
"That" she turns, looking back at me stunned, "you aren't scared? At all? Isn't that too little time!?"
I wave her off with a smile, "No, that's more than enough, truth be told. I was planning on going in tonight if I had to."
Now she's just looking at me lost.
"See," I explain, "I was originally going to send out my clones when I got back, attack Mt. Oe tonight, stuff the head of the strongest Oni there in a box, and send it to the guy!" I pat her on the head as I notice her cringe at the whole, stuffing heads in boxes thing, "But now I can move that all slightly back, and try something with this last day or so remaining before I send out my clones."
"Trysomething?" Kunou muttered back at me.
I nod down at her, "Yep! It's what I'm going to use to kill the guy. I haven't had much chance at all to practice it, so we'll see how it goes."
She tilts her head, seemingly still confused.
"We talked about it yesterday." I deadpanned down at her.
Suddenly, it seems to click, as she perks up, "Ah, right! That state whose power is based on the sun's heightweight." Her eyes goggle at me, "You haven't practiced it much!?"
I chuckle wearily at that, "Kuroka said it was uncontrolled, and it is very recent. That's why I haven't been able to without someone strong enough to knock me out in case I go bonkers or something."
I flick her on the nose as she opens her mouth, likely to tell me what I already know.
I smile at her indignant yip, "Don't worry, I'm not going to try and use the stronger version, just want to see if I can get somewhat of a handle on the weaker variations first. That shouldn't be too bad, I think."
"You think." She drawls back at me with a deadpan stare.
"Mhmm!" I nod enthusiastically.
Recalling my fight with Vali, I know I can hold it back somewhat, I was doing it until the bastard punched me in the face.
So, I should be fine.
Not going to say will be fine.
Trying not to get pegged by Murphy here. Not now.
With a groan, I stretch out slightly, before looking toward the window and giving the time a considerate hum.
"Bit too late in the day to try now, though, so!" I pat her on the head, "I'll try later when the sun is going down. You wanna watch?"
She huffed at that, crossing her arms haughtily, "...not like there's much else to do around here."
"If you don't want me to call you Tsun-Tsun Princess from now on you'll just say yes like a normal girl~!" I sang out.
"T-Tsun!? As in tsundere? Y-You!" She growls at me, "F-Fine, yes, I'll watchgeez."
"Also, for the record," I add on, "there's plenty to do here! Like watching TV, playing video games, training, anduh" I scratch the back of my head as I try and think of anything more, "well damn."
Kunou looks back at me, way too smug for her own good.
"Oi. Don't look at me like that," I narrow my eyes right back at her, "what could you possibly do for fun, hmm?"
"Well"
"That isn't just some offshoot of your Princess duties, whatever those are."
"W-WellMother and I"
"I specified just you. Doing stuff with your mother doesn't count."
She pouts at that. "Now that's just being unfair" She whines lowly.
I merely chuckle as I stand up with her, "Have you ever even tried playing a video game before?"
She pointedly looks away from me at that, crossing her arms with a huff.
I snort at that, "Alright, Princess. With that response am I also supposed to assume you're not hungry as well?"
Her ears perk slightly at that.
"Breakfast would benice." She mutters under her breath.
I set her down on the couch and started walking off to the kitchen, calling out, "What was that~?"
"Hnnnghh! Breakfast would be nice!" She says again, at a much louder volume.
"Oh? What's the magic word?"
She turns and I can feel her deadpan, even if it was a thousand yards away, "You're kidding, right?"
"Hmmnot hearing the magic word. Shame." I give an exaggerated sigh as I make a show of rifling through the kitchen, "We've got all this stuff here that could use making, like, bacon, sausage"
"F-Fine!" I hear her call out from the other room, almost desperately, followed by the rapid patter of her small feet across the ground as she runs up to the door, and peaks in with a tiny blush on her face, "P-PleaseMay I have some f-food?"
That was quick.
Also very cute.
Nice to know my assumptions about foxes having a thing for meat held.
I'm just on a roll with the stereotyping today, huh?
"Good girl, see? You can do it!" I coo at her, "I'll get right on it, okay?"
"M-Mmm" the praise kink Princess shivers at being called a good girl, of course, before blinking as she realizes what I just said, "Wait, you can cook?"
I blink right back as I turn and set the stovetop, "Yes? Why do you sound so surprised?"
"It's just," she starts, unsure, "you have a maid, right? Who is?" She looks around with an eyebrow raised, "Wasn't she here when I left?"
Ah. Right, right. I see what she's getting at.
"Didn't always have a maid," I state nonchalantly, "and remember how I told you I was technically a Prince? I sure as hell didn't grow up like one."
"Oh." She replied dumbly, looking down almost as if ashamed, for some reason.
I wave it off, "Hey now, don't worry about it. As for where my maid is right now? Well. I sent her off to talk with someone after you left."
Kunou looked away bashfully as I finished, at which I had the extreme urge to throw a mini sausage at her, for some reason.
Didn't quite think it'd take this long though for Uzume to do her thing, but it makes sense I suppose.
When the person you're trying to get a hold of to talk to is likely one of the busiest in all of Japan, it would take more than a hot minute, wouldn't it?
~ A New Sun ~
Uzume never liked the Earthly Shinkai all that much.
Compared to the splendor of the Heavenly Shinkai, the Earthly was also just sonot necessarily bland, but just not as bright, she supposed.
The Heavenly Shinkai, Takamagahara, the High Plane of Heaven, is one supermassive traditional Japanese megacity that stretches on and on, forever into the distance.
It's awash with golds, reds, silvers, and blacks, always bustling with the Heavenly Kami going about their business.
Meanwhile, the Earthly Shinkai by comparison was much more mute, as it were, in activity.
It made up for that with so much more color.
As she stood before the Inari Shrine, looking out at the world, seeing the white wispy winds whip through the bamboo forests as the golden skies of Heaven thrum above her is always quite the sight.
From here, if she squinted, she could even see the broken tip of the Ame-no-ukihashi, the Floating Bridge of Heaven, that connected the Earthly and Heavenly Worlds, once upon a time.
Now? It's nothing more than a spec of milk and sparkles in the grand golden sky.
It's been a while since she has last been there.
She doesn't plan on going back anytime soon.
"Uzume."
"EEP!" Uzume jumped, and spun around on her heels at the simple call, only to behold the exact person she'd been waiting for.
Inari, in her shrine uniform, and she could tell it was the real Inarinot because she was glowing or anything like that, no.
It was because of the severe bags under her eyes, and the general droop she had as she stood there.
It's as though she was tired just standing there.
"What?" The pink-haired Kami gave a small tired smile, "Did I catch you reminiscing, Uzu?"
Uzume merely blinked at her.
Oh yeah, she's very out of it. She's usually not this mellow. Or nice!
To her anyway.
"Did Icall you at a bad time, Inari?" Uzume asked worriedly.
Inari waved her off, "No, in fact, I was looking for an excuse to take a little break~..." she walked over to Uzume's side, and slumped against her, using the purple-haired Kami like a cushion, "Ah. That's nice"
"How long have you beenworking?" Honestly, Uzume was scared to find out, but she'd never seen Inari quite like this before.
"Hmm" she hums lightly, "how long has it been since I last saw you and Noriaki? That long. However long that is."
"Inari!" Uzume half chastised, half whined.
"Oh don't start Uzuthis isn't my longest continuous time on the clock. But it certainly is my," sudden yawn, "ughmost important, you know?"
Uzume twitched at that.
"I knowbut ah, things are about to get a tad morehectic." She started uneasily, not unsure of what she was speaking of, but not entirely sure where she should take this.
See, Noriaki sent her here to, one, tell her what's going on, and two, get her in on his plan in some way.
"Oh~?" Inari mused, "In what way, Uzu?"
There's also a big part of her that also wants to ask Inari for help.
But seeing her like this?
She sighs, "Everyway. Nori is doing somestuff. If it all works out, things could start changing across supernatural Japan. And, well, he heard about how overworked you are"
"Not overworked," Inari huffed in haughty, tired, denial, "justI have a lot on my plate right now okay?"
Uzume rolled her eyes and continued anyway, "So he heard about how much you have on your plate," she parroted back at her, "and he thinks that if you could get in on this, it might lighten your load."
Uzume squeaked as a pair of hands, Inari's hands, suddenly grasped and held her tightly.
She didn't even see Inari turn to face her, to look her in the eye very intently.
"Tell. Me. Everything." Inari commanded, eyes shaking with the intensity of her focus.
She may be in just a little danger now, isn't she?
Uzume didn't end up making it back until late that evening.
I don't know what exactly she thought she'd be coming home to, but I'm fairly certain it wasn't this.
That being, Kunou and I, sitting on opposite ends of the couch, arms crossed in a pout as we looked away from each other.
Meanwhile, said maid stood there in front of us, looking between us completely bewildered.
"Umm, so! What did I miss?" She tried, to neither one of us in particular.
Though it was Kunou who bit the bait.
"Your master is a big jerk." She huffed out haughtily.
Uzume instantly turned to me for a moment, an eyebrow raised, before turning a plain look at Kunou.
"So nothing new then?"
"Oi." I pipe up in faux indignation.
Though I'm subsequently ignored.
Rude.
"No, like a bigger jerk than normal!" She emphasized with a harumph.
Before Uzume could even ask, I addressed Kunou directly, turning my head to give her the side eye.
"I think I have the right to be," I started with a mocking huff, "you practically whipped me with steel cables!"
Okay. It's not like it hurt that bad, not like I can feel proper pain, but they did pack a fair bit of punch.
She turned to me fully with a snarl, "Stop calling my tails that! They're fluffy and soft and very petable!"
"Yeah! When they're not being used like weapons!" I fire back.
"Okay, okay!" Uzume held up her hands, waving them between us as she called out, "Enough of that you two, start from the beginning."
I clicked my tongue, before explaining briefly, "Basically, I was practicing drawing out my Ara-Mitama under the setting sun, and Kunou used tail whip."
"I thought you were losing control!" Kunou cried out in response.
"I had just started."
"You were grunting and growling!"
"Well, yeah? That's what everyone does when they're controlling their power."
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"It makes perfect sense." I nod to myself, before raising an eyebrow, "What, you telling me you don't make assorted animal noises when you turn into a fox?"
"T-Thats!" Kunou looked lost for a second, "We are literally a fox then! What other noises are we supposed to make!?"
I smirk at that, "There's a video for that on the Internet somewhere."
"Hhnnghh!?" Kunou reels, her hands twitching into fists that spark with pale blue flames, "I hate you. So much."
You know, I'm pretty sure it's too early for the music video I'm thinking of, but maybe not with that reaction?
I hum nonchalantly to that, "You weren't thinking that when I called you a good girl~!"
She hissed at me, actually full-on hissed at me.
Then something grabbed my cheek.
I blink, looking at the offending fingers pinching my cheek, "Uzume, this doesn't hurt at all."
Ignoring me, she pulls regardless, "It still gets my point across, you. Stop teasing the Kyoto Princess and fake pouting-"
"Huh!?" Kunou shouted, scandalized, "Fake! He was faking it!?"
"-stop fake pouting," Uzume continued, unperturbed, "I've got word from Inari."
With a deep sigh, I unfold my arms from my chest and sigh, "Ruining my fun like that" I half-heartedly trail off.
Then give a small smile to my side as I see Kunou's reaction to those five words.
And what a glorious reaction it is.
Kunou, sitting there, completely still whilst gaping at Uzume, her face locked in that shocked state perfectly.
Ah, I lied.
My fun never ends.
"W-W-WaitInari?" Kunou managed to stutter out slowly before her eyes widened comically as what I said just before then kicked in, "Anddid you just call her?"
Uzume, meanwhile, just tilted her head at her, before looking back and deadpanning straight at me.
"You never told her?"
My very manly giggle answered that question for her.
With a sigh, Uzume turned back to Kunou, "I am indeed the Goddess of the Dawn, Revelry, and more, Kunou-hime. Although I am currently serving as Lord Noriaki's maid and secretary at the moment." She bowed to her slightly, "Pleasure to officially make your acquaintance."
With that said, Uzume turned back to me, leaving Kunou sitting there to marinate on all that.
Poor fox girl looked like she just got her world flipped upside down.
"Inari accepted your idea." Uzume suddenly said.
I blink.
Oh.
Well fuck there goes mine as well.
"Okay, firstly, Uzumecan you let go of my face?" I mumbled out through my stretched lips.
"Hmm? Oh, yeah, right." Uzume promptly let go, and I rubbed my cheek with a sigh.
"So she did, huh? Honestly, I wasn't sure how she'd take it." I mused aloud.
"If the Yokai and Clans agree to it as well, of course." Uzume tacts on lightly, before continuing almost chidingly, "Really, Nori, I think you underestimated just how much Inari wants help!"
"She'd offer anyone a job in any of her ventures? Just like that?" I ask unsure, "That's a bit more than just guarding a shrine."
In case it wasn't clear, my idea for bringing Inari in on this is rather simple.
Essentially? Inari would offer jobs to Yokai and Clan members if peace happens in her companies, business, and such.
I don't know exactly what industries she works in, but from what Uzume told me?
A lot.
That would be enough.
See, the idea was meant to hit two birds with one stone.
For one, help Inari take some of the work off her shoulders via the almighty power of delegation.
And two, give the clan members and yokai something to do now that they can't hunt and kill each other.
I'm trying to solve a potential problem the Three Factions faced after signing the Peace Treaty, that being the Exorcist Rebellion, before it even happens.
Especially since the clans specifically kind of have a history of strays forming organizations to fight the main clans, I figured trying to give these people an alternative would be better than hanging them out to dry.
Not that it's perfect of course, it's a tentative solution, a band-aid fix for a potentially larger problem, but it's still something of course.
My train of thought ends as Uzume sighs and shakes her head, "You underestimate her desperation too much. I bet you don't even realize if this ends up working she'll break your hip bone as areward~..." She said with a shiver.
Eh?
Not this shit again!
I deadpanned at her, "That doesn't sound like a reward."
"Oh, Nori," Uzume began, her face flushing mildly, "you wouldn't know until you've experienced how"
I grab her face, specifically her lips, and hold them shut, stopping a now flabbergasted Uzume in her tracks.
Nope. None of that.
I turn my head back to Kunou.
Ah. I recognize that face!
Gone was the sheer confusion and, dare I say it, awe from earlier.
Now, it's just a twisted sneer of disgust.
"Are you sure that's a Kami?" Kunou asked in discontent.
Heh. She called her a 'that.'
Uzume wiggled in my grasp, mumbling what I'm pretty sure went something along the lines of, 'I am a Kami! A Goddess! Really!' as she tried to escape.
I didn't let her.
My answer was rather plain, "Last I checked she was."
That of course only made Uzume try to escape harder.
Still didn't work.
Oh, speaking of trying to make things not escape.
"Ah right, Uzume?" I turn back to my maid as she tries in vain to free her mouth, "Did you pick up the thing on the way back that I asked for?"
"Mmm?" She looked at me oddly, then recognition passed through her eyes and she gave a small nod, as much as she could give, "Hmm, hmm!"
Very neat.
"Thething?" Kunou parroted back.
"Oh, you don't need to worry about that." I wave her off, "You'll see what that's all about soon enough."
"Eh?" The way Kunou's ears and tails fluffed and perked at that was slightly worrying.
I don't think I sounded threatening, did I?
Besides, it's not bad! It's just rope!
Well, special rope, but still.
Hopefully, she'll forget about it tomorrow by the time Kuroka gets back, and we head out to Mt. e.
~ A New Sun ~
She did not forget.
"Nyahahaha~!"
As my damn cat so aptly continues to remind me, as she hasn't stopped cackling all the way here!
I turn to her with a click of my tongue, "How have you managed to keep that up the entire time!?"
Kuroka winks, "Trade secret, nya~!"
I merely huff at that.
My cat is extra smug tonight. For one, apparently whatever testing she had to do to make an Oni-specific poison went well enough that it was ready for field testing, as she had put it.
Two, trying to tie up a fox that was expecting something to happen was actual pain and suffering I hadn't felt in a long time.
Little shit kept switching between her yokai and human forms and was shockingly nimble and evasive when she wanted to be.
She also scratched me. That was fair, I'm just glad I couldn't feel the sting properly.
That's when Kuroka walked in, and knocked her out with a flick to the head, citing Senjutsu and that's it.
Ugh.
At least I managed to tie her up after that.
I've got Uzume watching over her now, she's going to stay tied up like that with the super special magic rope until this is over.
The reason I went through all that trouble is to make sure Kunou doesn't show up and try to do some shit, like attack Mt. e with Kuroka and I or, even worse?
Help against the tomato man himself.
Pretty sure Yasaka would have my head if I let her, so this is for my safety just as much as it is for hers.
I give a long protracted sigh as I look up at the massive Japanese gargoyle, an onigawara, statue.
When I say massive, I mean massive, it looks about 5 meters tall and is made of solid smooth stone and metal, carved into the impression of some sort of western gargoyle and Oni hybrid.
According to all our sources, and Kunou, this thing is the gateway to the 'real' Mt. e, the mountain the Oni truly inhabit, similarly to Urakyoto.
Shockingly enough, this place isn't exactly hidden; the statue is in front of a museum.
The Japanese Oni Exchange Museum to be precise.
Which I didn't learn existed until a few hours ago.
Also, yes, it's run by the Oni of Mt e and is located at the base of the earthly mountain.
Despite that, we haven't run into anyone, Oni or otherwise.
What with Kuroka's cloaking and the museum being closed, supposedly having been closed the past week for 'maintenance and cleaning', I shouldn't be surprised.
But still, being a little paranoid is never a bad thing.
One just can't help but think there might be something going on when there aren't even guards at the door.
"So," I start, still staring up at the statue, "how do we get inside?"
"Ah~? Well, that's rather simple if what I know of Oni-specific Youjutsu is true, nya~!"
I raise an eyebrow to that, "Really? How simple?"
"Just punch it!" She exclaimed whilst comically swinging, punching the air.
I blink at that, several times.
"Okay, pull the other one, how do we really get in?" I tried again, exacerbated.
At that Kuroka huffs, "I'm being completely serious, darling! Watch! Nyahh~!"
With that, she leaps forward, and full-on punches the gargoyle statue in the nose.
Now, it's not a normal punch, as soon as her fist connects with the statue, space seems to ripple as a purple Youjutsu symbol gets stamped into reality.
As Kuroka lands, I merely gape at the statue, then at her, then back to the statue.
No fucking way that's actually how you're supposed to go about this!
"Nya~!" Kuroka shakes out her hand, "Every Yokai uses Youjutsu slightly differently! Nekomata draws symbols, and Oni punches them out! Although the effects are mostly the same" she sighs, "Oni Youki is better for this than Nekomata, or in my case Nekoshou, Youkiso this might hurt a bit."
She turns back to me, "Nori-kun~! You promise to give my hand plenty of kisses after this right~? For going through all this, nyah~?"
I gave her a small smile, "Of course kitten, that's the least I could do." I affirm.
"K-Kitten~? Mmm~!" She stammered for just a second, flushing before flashing me a wide grin, "Alright! Let's do this! Nyaahh~!"
She jumps up one more and goes to punch the nose some more.
Not going to lie, it feels kind of weird flirting like this before assaulting a place specifically to take some guy's head and mail it.
Gets even weirder because that's probably not going to be the only Oni I kill today.
I don't want to genocide the Oni here or anything, but killing the strongest guys here at least is a must.
Unless I want history to repeat itself, of course.
To be fair, it's not like the romantic vibes lasted long either.
Kuroka is basically pulling a Dio on the statue's nose at this point.
"Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!"
Well, in her way, I suppose.
Just how locked up is it that she needs to punch the sucker that many times?
After a little while of just watching her go at it, I sort of went under a trace, of sorts? It was mesmerizing in a way, watching her go at it.
Then all of that stopped when the statue's eyes suddenly started glowing an angry crimson red, and a purple aura erupted off the thing in a wave of purple haze.
Kuroka yelped as it happened, the Youjutsu symbols on its nose continuing to flicker and cycle through even as she stopped punching it, and was knocked away from it by the said wave.
I stepped forward and caught my cat before she hit the ground, and we both watched as the mouth of the statue slowly started to open.
With a sound like a deep dry breath, a spiraling black and red portal formed within its maw.
Kuroka rubbed her hands tentatively as she looked at it, "That should be our way in" she suddenly started shaking out her hands, "They had it locked up really well, so this better have been worth it! My poor hands, nyah~!"
Kuroka continued to shake her hands out, making light whining noises all the while until I leaned down and kissed one of her hands gently.
"We'll make sure it was worth it, alright?" I muttered to her softly.
Kuroka simply stared at me for a moment, before nodding with a light blush on her face.
Then she looked at the portal, and then back to me.
"Carry me, nyah~?"
Bloody. Cat.
I rolled my eyes at her, but then an idea occurred to me.
"You know what? Sure." I start with a smirk, "Get on my back, and let's do this."
Kuroka smirked right back.
~ A New Sun ~
Mt. e has another name, the Demon's Cavern.
Aptly named, as the mountain is shadows over perpetually as if hidden in a cave.
The only light was an eerie reddish-yellow glow from a fake sun to spite fake suns, seemingly set in a permanent sunset in the sky whilst also being eclipsed, covered by a boulder-shaped object in the sky, the source of the perpetual shadow.
The real Mt. e, being the home of the Oni, has several villages dotting the path leading up to the peak, where lies the Iron Palace, the home of the Fierce God.
Aptly named due to it looking like a palace made of wrought iron, beyond being where the Fierce God lives it's also where he rules.
His throne sits there, empty as he is away, but not unguarded.
In the past, Shuten-dji had Four Guardian Kings with him atop Mt. e.
They died long ago, in the same battle that saw their original master sealed, but here the current Fierce God seems to have continued the tradition of his old master.
Around the massive stone throne of the Fierce God, only two Oni stood.
One stark, almost bleached albino-like white, with three horns crowning his head and a bear skin cloth draped down his waist.
The other is obsidian black, sharing the same number of horns and cloth, yet this one visibly held a club lazily over his shoulder, while the other remained unarmed.
The Second Generation Star-Bear and Bear Demons respectively, bestowed upon them the names of the old generation by the new Fierce God himself.
Hoshikuma and Kuma.
They guard the throne while their master is away.
That is their only job.
After all, if the weak trolls leading up the mountain can't take care of a couple of intruders, what purpose do they serve?
"Oi." Kuma suddenly grunted out, tapping his club impatiently against his shoulder, "You think they can go any faster? Gettin' real bored, sittin' here watchin' the iron rust."
Hoshikuma merely huffed and closed his eyes, denying his fellow Guardian answer.
Truth be told? Hoshikuma doesn't know for certain.
As the strongest Senjutsu and Youjutsu user amongst the Guardians, he could sense the portal to Mt. e being forced open, and he could feel the intruders once they entered.
Two of them.
But after that? His sight becamefoggy.
One of them must be an incredibly talented and powerful user of Senjutsu, to be able to mask their auras from even him.
While that mention got Kuma, the dumb brutes, blood pumping, it slightly concerned Hoshikuma.
Judging by the dropping of several auras of Oni who he assumed were attempting to jump and stop the intruders, he can only assume they are heading straight for them.
Yet, he can't understand why that is. True, Mt e is weak right now, with the majority of their forces concentrated in Urakyoto for the Night Parade
But without the master here nothing was worth destroying. Not a tactical advantage, nothing valuable or worth taking.
Well, unless the goal was to piss off the master, but what kind of suicidal imbecile would do such a thing?
Ugh. Sometimes, Hoshikuma envied his brothers, like Kuma, who had their instincts hold them constantly.
Thinking hurts, and he'd rather not deal with the headaches when he could help it.
Ah.
Hoshikuma suddenly perked up, opening his eyes and looking intently at the massive double iron doors, "They are close." He stated aloud.
"Finally!" Kuma stepped forward, a wicked grin on his face as he patted his club against the palm of his free hand, "Let's have a hell of a time! It's the least we can do after the master took us and left the others!"
Hoshikuma decided that pointing out that this was their job since they first earned their titles for the umpteenth was pointless.
Ah, there's that headache coming on.
At least being able to hit something will shut Kuma up for a while, perhaps?
One can hope.
Say, isn't it gettingwarmer?
That's when he noticed it, the bottom half of the iron doors before them slowly turning color, turning yellow and red, then slowly beginning to liquefy and fall apart.
Intriguing. Especially as the culprits, the intruders, walked in, finally revealing themselves.
Ahuman male, and a three-tailed nekomata female?
No, assuming the girl is masking their auras, even from him, means it's more likely she's a three-tailed Nekoshou.
Was the human male then the one to melt the doors? He was the one to walk in, with the girl on his back after all.
Thankfully, it was the intruders who spoke up first, stopping just before the doors as they saw them.
"These the two you sensed?" The male turned his head to address his backpack, giving her a questioning glance.
"Mhmm~!" The cat hummed out in confirmation, "These two are the strongest here by far! They gotta be important, nya~!"
So she could sense him then? Despite his protections?
Nekoshou then. Definitely.
Yet, what about the human?
"Oi." The human turned back to face them, "Mind telling me who you lot are before we take you out?"
They're here for them?
Surely not, they don't even seem to know who they ar
"Kuma-dji!" The obsidian Oni roared heartily, "The Right Leg of the Fierce God!" He pointed his club at the intruders, a vicious smile on his face, "You've got a fair bit of nerve comin' in here, saying stuff like that, with a hot piece of ass on your back like that, human."
At that, the human's eye seemed to twitch at Kuma.
Ugh.
Of course, that's the first thing he mentioned.
He should have seen that coming, Kuma really can only think with his dick and with his club.
Though he likes calling them the same thing.
Doubt he knows the difference, now that Hoshikuma thinks about it.
"Kuroka." The human spoke again, addressing the cat, "You take cliche Oni guy over there, I'll take the other, alright? I'll try and kill him too fast otherwise."
Kuroka is her name, hmm?
That sounds oddly familiar. Though he can't quite place it.
"Okay, nyah~!" She kisses the human on the cheek, "Have fun, darling~!" Then she hopped off his back.
And Hoshikuma froze.
Holy Spirit Power. He sensed it now, coming from the 'human' in droves.
It was like he was suddenly standing in front of a shrine.
Yet, this man is not a Kami. He knows that, deep down. He still feels like a man as well.
Most intriguing.
His gaze locked upon the 'human' as the Nekoshou walked off.
Off to the side, he could hear Kuma spouting shit and nonsense once more, but it was muffled so focused his gaze was.
In this haze, he felt a flux of power, and Kuma stopped talking, those two presences shifted away from them.
His attention snapped back into place, as the man before him spoke once more whilst walking to stand some distance before him, "And what about you Clorox? Got a name?" He asked dispassionately.
Clorox?
"Hoshikuma-Dji." He answered promptly, "The Left Leg of the Fierce God. And you?" He asked back in turn.
The man let the ghost of a smile grace his lips, as he reached behind him and took hold of the hilt of his sword, strapped upon his back.
"Noriki Kusanagi."
It suddenly clicked inside Hoshikuma's mind.
This is the Arahitogami. The one the master wished dead. The one whose father trampled upon this very same mountain.
"I see." Hoshikuma mused coldly, "Then die."
Hoshikuma stomped the ground and the floor rippled as if becoming water, a purple Youjutsu symbol burning itself into the floor to make it so, although he felt no difference himself.
The Arahitogami wrapped himself in power and Hoshikuma grimaced to himself as he felt the boy's Holy Spirit Power push out and fill the palace.
He snarled as the boy proceeded to dart forward, running across the liquefied floor toward him as if it were still normal and solid.
Light boomed as he drew his sword, the boy was fast, but not the fastest.
The inevitable swing came for his neck, Hoshikuma raised his fists into a boxing stance and punched out just as quickly as he slashed.
His blade did not meet his flesh, as just before it could, a Youjutsu symbol burst into existence, holding back the blade.
He heard breathing, a lone deep breath before the boy moved one once more.
Several bright white slashes followed unperturbed, and Hoshikuma followed suit, punching out each one in the order in which they came.
Several white slashes met purple flashes and ceased.
Then the boy breathed out, and what came out wasn't merely air, but fire.
Hoshikuma suddenly felt himself engulfed in flames, yet he scoffed.
He is no mere door.
He clapped his hands together, a Youjutsu symbol roaring forth between his palms sparking violently as it brought forth booming demonic thunder, dispersing the flames around himself.
The shockwave continued to ripple out, blowing apart the liquid ground around him and sending the boy flying into the air, wherein a halo manifested at his back to suspend himself in the air.
But, where there is thunder, there must be lightning.
Hoshikuma punched out in the boy's direction, quick as a snake, stamping his Youjutsu into reality with his fist.
Said stamp turned into a forking stream of purple lighting, flickering into existence with a snap of the fingers, the boy barely had time to dodge it as he veered wildly to its right.
Another punch, another blast of lightning.
Another dodge, this time to the left.
And again, and again, and again.
Until a lightning storm filled the palace, the bolts flying every which way, bouncing off the walls like spears of violet light.
The boy still weaved his way through the electrical storm, albeit just narrowly, until he reached the back wall and leaped off it.
Dozens of images of his opponent filled his vision and promptly surrounded Hoshikuma as he looked around.
The images flicker, vanishing when struck by his lightning.
Speed clones, he recognized.
Now where is he going to come from?
Better to be safe.
He stomped the ground once more, and with his spell, its nature changed.
Iron spikes and barbs ruptured from the ground all around him, coming out in a wave.
Every single speed clone was caught in the mincing wave, whilst the real one took to the air once more.
Only, for the spikes to flash with symbols, and draw the lightning in the palace to them like conducting rods.
Lightning finally struck true, striking the boy in the back when he least expected it, prompting an electrical explosion in the air.
Hoshikuma wouldn't say it out loud, be he begrudgingly admits respect for the boy, who didn't fall from the sky after taking one of his demonic lightning blasts.
Instead, he floated there, steaming, the top half of his robe burning and falling apart as he looked down upon him.
"Well, that hurt more than Baraqiel's did." He started with a click of his tongue, though Hoshikuma had no idea who that was, "Say. Clorox?" He pointed his sword down at him, "I've been wondering, why didn't you two come down to stop us when we broke in? You didn't seem so shocked to see us here, after all."
The Arahitogami smiled at his words.
Diddid he just pun?
Disregarding that before he gets another headache.
"That is not our job," Hoshikuma answered stoically, "our job is the protection of the Iron Palace. Nothing more. If those ogres and trolls beneath us can't protect their own homes themselves, they deserve nothing less than a caveif that, to dwell in."
The boy blinked at his words but didn't seem to have much of an emotional response to him, "An Oni cultural thing, then? Every man for himself? Huh." He said mostly to himself.
"Ah, wellthanks for that. Honestly, I was wondering why there didn't seem to be a coordinated effort against usnot like the meager forces left here could sense our arrival, anyway. It was honestly kind of disappointing." He sighs, pupils in his eyesspinning?
"But as much as I would love to solo a small army, fight through them all to get to you guys, and have a big climatic battle all night long, we just don't have time for that."
Light burst from his blade, rolling off it with bright flickering sparks.
"Sorry about this." He suddenly apologized.
Hoshikuma blinked as he realized something amiss, the Holy Spirit's Power in the air, pushing down upon him to weaken him, was somehow focused on his head.
With a flex of his Youki, he purged the mental intrusion.
Just as the Arahitogami moved, blurring forward with a trail of light behind him like a comet.
Seeing that whatever he had tried to do had failed, he goes on the attack instead, is it?
Confused, but undeterred, Hoshikuma moves to intercept, punching out to meet the almost choreographed downward slash.
In a haze of brilliant light, he brings his sword downright before his fist?
What?
Then his hand fell off, cut at the wrist.
Hoshikuma could do nothing but stare, even as the searing, burning, pain shot up his disabled limb.
"Man." The Arahitogami said solemnly, "I don't like dirty tricks like this"
What tricks!? He purged the mental intrusion! Unless he didn't?
He flared his Youki, both to check again for an intrusion and to defend himself, bringing up his only hand left to go on a counterattack.
Holy Spirit Power thrummed off the boy right before him in droves, violently and suddenly smothering his Youki, as he spiraled into the air, lashing out once more with a single light-filled stroke.
His fist went out to meet it, Youjutsu springing forth to shield against the attack, but weakened under the veil of Holy Spirit Power surrounding them and facing a power further opposed to it, it shattered.
As the blade drove itself through his fist, cleaving through his hand and arm like butter, Hoshikuma couldn't decide whether or not there was a trick being had here, too.
~ A New Sun ~
With a sigh, I behold the body of the large white Oni lying on the ground before me.
Half of his arm had been severed from my slash, and my blade continued, gouging out a bit of his chest and shoulder to finish.
I hate tricks. So much. Especially for a fight I could have enjoyed if I had let it drag out like I normally do.
Genjutsu into Solar Heat Haze. I knew this Oni seemed more put together than the rest, I knew he'd likely discover the little mind manipulation, and he'd dispel it.
Not like I'd be able to really mess with his head, he's too strong for that, but he wouldn't know that.
Solar Heat Haze looks like an illusion, use that right after, and any smart person would second guess what the hell is going on.
All I needed was that little moment of doubt, and then it was all over.
The guy was stronger than Baraqiel, too, what a waste.
Though I don't think he's dead yet, Oni looks about as tough as they are, turns out. Probably just very light-poisoned.
Let's go see how Kuroka is doing.
I turn in the direction of their battle, only to find Kuroka standing on the ceiling above the black Oni, cackling, as the poor guy is pinned to the ground by several magic circles and Youjutsu symbols.
She's throwing spells at him semi-regularly, but judging by the fact the guy isn't dead yet, but is howling like a madman, I think she might be using him as a guinea pig right now.
I slowly shiver and look away from the scene.
Damn, kitty. I know cats have an instinctive drive to inflict suffering on others, but still.
Deciding doing anything else would be a good idea, I quickly create, then disperse, a clone, wincing as I do.
Just sending a quick message to all the clones still out running negotiations, that they can disperse now since it's mostly over.
It wouldn't shock me if some Oni felt the need to attack this place after we did, 'Dog Eats Dog World' for the Oni and all that.
The clone sent to talk to the Bureau still hasn't dispersedand that's probably the most important job besides what we are doing here.
Without the Bureau, we're kind of screwed, and I'd have to improv, read, bullshit the rest.
"Ohhhh darling~!" Kuroka called over to me, a sly grin on her face as she weaved another Youjutsu spell, "We've got stragglers coming up to the palace, think you can handle it, nya~?"
I wave her off, "Right right, I got it."
"Thank you~! I'll take care of these two, nya~!"
I shiver once more at that.
Well, at least she doesn't derive sexual pleasure from blatant torture.
There's always that, right?
~ A New Sun ~
Nurarihyon thinks this whole Night Parade thing has been fairly lucrative.
For his stomach, anyway.
Sitting in his nice cushioned seat, using his Youjutsu to lean against the air, the gourd-headed Yokai watched in amusement as dozens of Yokai 'Leaders' gathered in Urakyoto and argued amongst themselves.
Meanwhile, the real players merely stared at each other.
Ibaraki, the Fierce God of the Oni, watched everyone with mild contempt equally.
Well, besides Yasaka, whom he sent a scathing glare now and again.
Not like the Kyuubi Daiyokai cared overtly, giving an impassive stare to everyone.
Well, besides himself, who she ignored purely because he was staring at her.
And only her.
For reasons.
Bha! If she didn't want people looking then why show almost half a full tit each?
To his right, Magari, the Nekomata Yokai Leader sat in her Yokai form, a calico cat with seven tails, disinterested in practically everything around her.
At this point, Nurarihyon is just trying to figure out when Ibaraki is going to get up and start telling everyone why he called for a Night Parade in the first place.
The small fellas flocked to join because where there's a Night Parade, there's usually 'glory' to be had.
Well. Blood. More so blood.
He only agreed due to curiosity, though he had an idea of what this was all going to be about.
Also, the food is nice. Very nice.
Yasaka probably agreed because she liked to play peacemaker. It wouldn't shock him if she went ahead and agreed only to ultimately try and stop it.
Well. Guess they'll see.
Ibaraki slowly stood up, tapping his club once against the ground.
The loud echoing thud sent everyone into silence.
Nurarihyon snorted internally.
Here we go, the old red Oni is going to try and make a speech, which is just him saying he wants everyone to killsomeone, and that'll be it.
Then the sheep around them will go do as he says, no matter how much Yasaka says otherwise or leans over, and that'll be the end of it.
Or at least, that's what he thought was going to happen.
Next to him, Magari suddenly twitched, opening one of her eyes, she slowly looked up.
The only thing Nurariyon caught was a black shadow crossing the ceiling, then something fell.
A box, a plain yet sizeable cardboard box, seemingly haphazardly taped together.
It fell right before Ibaraki.
Even he could only stop and stare at it, along with everyone else.
Seeing as the thing hadn't suddenly blown up, Ibaraki went down and picked it up.
The oaf didn't even stop to consider where he was before he tore it open.
And out fell two heads. Oni heads. One black, one white. Along with a single note between them that simply read.
"Ready to reconsider?"
Ahh~...Nurarihyon thinks he gets it now.
Leaning over to Magari, he muttered to her, "I call the front-row seats, I'll save you a spot if you bring the popcorn!"
Magari didn't even have time to respond, verbally or otherwise, before the Fierce God's murderous intent and bloody red Youki filled the entirety of Urakyoto.
Tokyo is beautiful this time of year.
It's such a damn shame I'm here for business rather than pleasure, truly, I should have visited the city sooner.
As soon as I entered the city area so to speak, I could feel the shift, in the very air itself.
The sun seemed just a tad more vibrant, the air somehow seemed cleaner, and I don't get how.
It's like the Shinkai was peeking through in this place, just a little bit.
On top of that, judging from my admittedly short stride to the Tokyo Imperial Palace from the train station, the place also seemed strangely clean of foreign supernatural influence.
As in, I didn't blatantly run into a Devil Hotel or one of the old Grigori's random businesses.
Like titty clubs.
Seriously. Why?
But no, as far as I could tell, it was purely Japanese businesses and shops on my trip.
Maybe I'm just too used to Kyoto, what with Yasaka encouraging such mixing and peace, while the Imperial Family here is supposedly just as isolationist as the Kami, save a few outliers of course.
Maybe it runs in the family?
Regardless, Prime Nori is going to miss seeing them for himself!
As a side note though.
I stand at the entrance gate to the Tokyo Imperial Palace, my phone in hand showing a map of the East Garden.
The only part available to the public.
Slight problem.
The Imperial Household Agency HQ isn't in the East Garden!
Or at least this map from said agency's website isn't saying its headquarters is there.
Which, for one, means I don't have an excuse to walk through the East Garden.
There's supposedly a part of the Garden called the Ninomaru Garden, where trees representing each prefecture in Japan are planted.
Two hundred sixty trees, thirty different varieties, sounded cool to see.
Now I don't have an excuse to take a quick peek.
The second, much more pressing issue, is I'm going to have to trespass to find the place I'm looking for.
Now, see, I should just walk up to someonelike a guardstate who I am, and ask to be brought or led there, but there's also a slight issue with that.
There's nobody here.
I got here pretty early, right at when the Palace opens to the public at nine, so I could get there not being many, if any, visitors so early.
But there are also no guards. I can't see or sense anyone around.
Now, the Palace grounds are pretty big, my sensing range currently can't cover it all.
But still, this is starting to feel like the Himejima all over again!
There better not be a stupid fallen malding out here that I have to kill or something.
So am I just supposed towalk in?
'...the moment you set foot on the grounds of the Imperial Palace, they'll know.'
Uzume's minimal instructions flared in the back of my mind.
The way things have been playing out, I wouldn't be surprised if they knew about me the moment I entered Tokyo.
Well. Shit. Here goes nothing, I guess?
I take a step forward, passing under the gate, into the East Garden proper.
Andnothing happens? I don't even feel myself passing through a barrier.
Very fucking eerie. I still don't see or sense anyone.
With a deep sigh, I start walking, following the shortest path I can to my destination.
The Imperial Palace is more or less cut in two, the East Garden which is available to the public, and the Inner Grounds, which is where the Emperor of Japan and his Family live and work.
My destination then, is the Inner Grounds. The Agency building should be in there, likely around other administrative buildings, all in a nice cluster.
You know, actually thinking about it now sends a shiver up my spine.
My Dad, Kunihito, was the Crown Prince.
My Grandfather is the Emperor of Japan.
Why is that just now settling in while I'm here?
Fuck it feels very weird to even be thinking that.
And I don't even know what the man looks like, my Grandfather.
I also find myself, despite it feeling weird, alsonot caring all that much?
Still feels weird, but I've never met this side of my family, we're strangers.
Their status means practically nothing to me.
I'm drawn from my thoughts as I begin crossing the bridge to the East Garden into the Inner Grounds.
Tilting my head slightly, I see the wind as it physically brushes through the trees, and the water as it rushes and laps under the bridge.
Huh. The closer I get to the Grounds, the more alike the world seems to be to the Shinkai.
Say, isn't that the Imperial Palace off in the distance there?
"It is beautiful, isn't it?" An aged male voice resounds thoughtfully directly to my right, "Although, I suspect you see more than even I, don't you?"
What in the fuck.
I whip my head toward the direction of the voice.
Standing there, looking out at the water, is a short old man.
Despite his age, I'd say the years seemed to have done him rather well, unlike Suou, this man has aged gracefully and majestically.
White and gray hair neatly trimmed and cut, clean-shaven, the works. And with a rather dapper and clean, albeit standard, formal suit and tie.
For my part, I'm wearing the same outfit I wore to Urakyoto, my sword, kimono, suit, and all.
But putting that aside for the moment
Why does this old man feel like a tree or blade of grass to my senses?
The old man turns to look at me slightly, an amused twinkle in his dark red eye at what I imagine is my very shocked expression.
"Surprised, hmm?" He hums out.
"That's a bit of an understatement," I manage to mutter, "who are you?"
He gave a small smile at my question.
Then began to pull up his left suit sleeve, tugging it up to his elbow.
Showing a dark red flame-like mark cascading down his forearm, ending a little above halfway to his wrist.
Huh.
I look down at my chest, pulling my dress shirt collar to the side slightly, revealing the similarly designed mark across my clavicle.
"Oh" I responded, oh so very intelligently.
The old man, my Grandfather, chuckled, rolling back up his sleeve, "Oh indeed."
"It's, uh" I trail off, unsure of what to say, "Nice to meet you?"
Nailed it!
"It's nice to finally meet you as well, although I wish it were under less pressing circumstances" he mused aloud, amusement slowly draining from his voice, "Perhaps we should take this inside? Tea always helps calm the nerves, in my experience."
Ah, he could tell that?
I guess I'm not doing anything to try and hide it, huh?
"Sure," I sigh and give a slight nod, "let's do it."
"Very well." He turns and starts walking across the bridge, "Walk with me, and try to calm yourself...here, you are amongst long-lost friends and family."
That is precisely why I'm slightly freaked out here!
Regardless, with a deep breath, and a shake of my head, I follow him off into the Inner Grounds.
~ A New Sun ~
I was led to a cluster of three big modern buildings, all interconnected with each other, we entered one of them.
I'm not sure if it's the Agency building, none of them had big names or signs, but regardless we ended up in a rather simple room.
Fairly small and plain, with only a table and a couple of chairs, all modern office styled.
I will say, in this case, I welcome the more plain scenery. If the world kept getting any more vibrant it would be pretty damn distracting.
Small teacup in my hand, I look over to the old man sitting across from me, as he sips gingerly from his cup.
Deep breaths, Nori, you can do this. Then you can blame Prime later because he's too much of a pussy to do this himself!
"So," I began, nice and steady, "It sounds like you already have an idea as to why I'm here then?"
He looked up at me from his cup, and sighed, "We are aware of the Night Parade, yes. We also figured it was called over your rather dramatic reveal to the supernatural world. Is it correct to assume you are here to ask for assistance?"
"Yeah," I wince, "although, I originally didn't intend for our first meeting to be for suchbefore all that, I was going to go around and meet everyone, all the factions in Japan that would open their doors for me. You guys included, just to have a chat, and see what's been going on since myfather."
I mention him without thinking, and the old man before me gives a solemn yet understanding nod but doesn't speak up.
So, I continued, "...Did all his stuff, though I'm sure you're aware. I especially didn't think I'd see you, for a long time."
"What reason would I have, not to finally see my grandson?" He raised his question with his eyebrow.
I give a weary chuckle to that, "I don't know. I didn't know what to expect from you, or what kind of person you arehell, I don't even know much about the Imperial Family as a whole. I only just recently learned of my father's station."
He huffed to all that, "I see the Kami tell you just as little then, hmm?"
"To be fair, I didn't ask," I shake my head, "never had much reason too."
"Only because you didn't know you could have in the first place, and then, after a whileonce you finally learned" he sighed, "apathy, yes?"
"Ahyeah." I rub the back of my head. "Sorry, really, I just"
He raised a hand to stop me, "Don't be. Really. It is not your fault."
"Iguess?" I take a sip myself, "Still, I feel kinda bad."
He gives a wistful smile at that, "You have heart, Norihito. Just like your father, albeit, he didn't express it nearly as much on the outside."
Norihito?
Ah, that's what Dad wanted to name me, right?
"Speaking of him," the man continued, "cleanliness, ceremony, and tradition," he intoned like a mantra, "nowadays, that is what it means to be a part of this family. The Imperial Household Agencywhile I wouldn't say runs our lives, they certainly have a significant say. This, combined with when Kunihito learned about the goings on of the other side, is ultimately why he decided to leave."
I blink to, well, all of that, "Thateveryone knows the Imperial Family doesn't have a say in matters of state anymore, but you're all thatimpaired? Truly?"
He gives a sad slow nod to that, "Generations upon generations, and the blood of our Honored Ancestor ran thinner and thinner. Our powers got weaker and weaker. Until there was nothing left but a dormant mark," he tapped his left forearm, "and an affinity for light and fire. And if there's one thing the supernatural world cares about most"
"It's power." I breathed out, finishing for him.
He nodded, "Yes, without that? The Household Agency deemed it for the best if we stayed out of the supernatural affairs. Although we still have the Bureau of Onmyo, not the Agency, we aren't allowed to be proactive with their use. The protection of Tokyo is as far as we are allowed to go."
All of this is leaving a rather sour taste in my mouth, and it shows, judging by my old man's grimace.
"Yes, I know. It wasn't always like this, mind you. But as the Emperors got weaker and weaker, they signed more of their authority and power away for protection, and now," he holds his hands out to the room around us, "we are here. Until your father was born blessed with powers harkening to the original Emperors and broke free, with the Honored Ancestor's blessing that is. And nowyou."
I nod solemnly to that. Damn. Thatis a bit to take in.
I can see why Dad didn't want me raised over here, I don't know the full extent, but man does it not sound pleasant. Being raised like a puppet.
Especially if my powers were still sealed off for most of that time. Sounds like Hell.
"Ah, wait" I start, my eyes widening, "If you're limited to Tokyo then!"
He chuckles, "I wouldn't worry so much about that. Your father had friends within the Bureau, that I'm sure wouldn't mind lending a deft hand outside for his son. Off the books, of course."
He adds with a grin and a sparkle in his eye. "I would be happy to introduce you if needs be?"
I give a relieved sigh to that, and grin right back, "Yeah, that sounds goodthanks gramps."
The real, warm, genuine smile that blossomed on the aged man's face from one word damn well broke my heart.
I thinkafter this, I need to visit more.
And, you know what? It's still earlythe assault on Mt. e doesn't happen until tonight.
I don't think Prime will mind if I stick around for a while and, ahem, gather information, no?
"So old man," I lean back in my chair, raising my teacup slightly with a smile, "for now, got anything juicy to share about my parted younger but still old man?"
Suzaku couldn't help but sigh.
She watched, perched atop a building as hundreds of thousands of Yokai - thankfully all disguised in their human forms - spilled out onto the streets of Kyoto.
Most of them are the same gangster cosplaying Oni, with a splash of other Yokai mixed in.
It would seem Noriaki's little gift prevented a good portion of the lesser Yokai Factions from joining up right away, thankfully.
Although she doesn't think that would curtail them for long, it's much more likely that they're taking a 'wait and see' approach, as the Oni Daiyokai predictably flies off the handle.
"Lady Suzaku." One of her Clan's Shrine Maiden fades into view next to her, kowtowing as she does, "Everything is in order. Heir Nakiri and Lady Doumon have taken to the streets personally."
"And Lord Kushihashi and Shinra?" Suzaku asked, although she already knew the answer.
"They have elected to stay at the Inner Sanucatory," the Shrine Maiden informed her evenly, "citing the possibility of it being attacked. That the Oni Daiyokai might seek to free his master during this commotion."
It took everything within Suzaku for her to not openly scoff at that.
Everyone knows that an attack on the Inner Sanctuary is bound to fail, the Yokai already tried it once after all, some four to five years ago.
Even now, she'd call the additional enhanced protections and barriers excessive. It would take all the Daiyokai present in Japan to work together to snap just the first one.
And by that time? Tobio would already have been called in for cleanup, just like the first time.
No, the only reason those two aren't out here is because one of them has a stick up his ass a mile wide, and the other is just being a dick.
Simple as that.
Regardless, their current forces would be enough.
"I see." Suzaku mused, completely unamused, "Thank you for informing me. Please, return to your group, post haste," she commanded with a glint in her eyes, watching as the Yokai procession began fanning out across the city, "things may start heating up sooner than expected~..."
The Shrine Maiden audibly gulped at that, "Y-Yes, my Lady." She replied in confirmation before hurriedly getting up and jumping off.
Now all that's left is to see how far Ibaraki will go in his rage.
See, Oni pride isn't a fickle thing. Noriaki's original challenge went uncared for due to a lack of respect.
Now he's forcing him to agree, such a killing must be avenged in kind after all, so Ibaraki must come personally to squash the disrespect done to him.
But that doesn't mean he has to agree to the letter of the challenge.
No, at this point? The Oni Daiyokai is fully out for blood. He will send his people at him, droves of Oni and any Yokai who are willing to sign up.
Not to kill him of course. That's the Fierce God's sole privilege at this point.
But, if the mobs sent after him are to rough him up a little and bring him to the Daiyokai's feet barely alive, that still counts as a job well done.
So long as Ibaraki gets the last swing of the cudgel.
But even now, there's a limit.
The best way to drag out Noriaki would probably be to threaten the city, but doing that would incur the wrath of the West Yokai almost instantly.
They won't risk destroying the city, or disrupting the human world, not at the start at least.
The second best way then would be to go after those he cares about.
Sadly, as Suzaku notes, the only one she's aware of who's close to the man is that insufferable feline.
This means the last, most convoluted, most annoying option is underway.
A good old-fashioned manhunt!
Which normally wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't mostly Oni trying to do it.
Idly, almost without thinking, she holds up her hand, pointing her fingers like a gun, aiming at the streets below.
Just as an Oni, a blue one based on their jacket, tries to bring their club disguised as a baseball bat down on a shop window.
Sparks dance around the tips of her fingers.
And the Oni's torso pops like a balloon.
Head, arms, and legs flop to the floor, as the remains of his torso flutter to the ground in ashes.
The small group of Oni and other Yokai around him quickly scream and scatter.
'Convoluted' and 'annoying' aren't two words that go well together with the Oni.
With a huff, she blows the tip of her finger gun, causing smoke to waft from it.
It just started, and she could sense the rowdiness already beginning to pick up throughout the city.
So far, it's basic petty gang stuff, but it's only a matter of when it'll escalate to full-on supernatural battles that threaten the masquerade.
Truthfully, she doesn't know how this isn't going to blow up before morning.
Luckily, they've got the city locked down for the event.
Exorcists from the Clans are out prowling the streets, putting down Yokai that threaten humans or the city, purifying them on the spot.
Mystics from the Five Clans, and even Onmyoji from the Bureau, are out putting down barrier fields and traps for the inevitable twist from roughhousing to a battlefield.
Even other Yokai are starting to go out and contest the Oni across the city, both trickling in from outside the city and from within.
Interesting. Albeit not surprising considering the Oni aren't exactly popular.
For now, all they can do is try to squash and put down these idiots, and pray the message sticks long enough for morning to come and Noriaki with it.
Then he can put down Ibaraki, and they can finally get to other funner things that don't involve small-scale war!
She already has an idea or two on what to cash that favor in on for having to deal with that unbearable black cat~...
But, well, for now. She supposes she can take out some of her toiling emotions on these idiots.
The Oni haven't been acting up for the past few centuries, not since their former leader Shuten was sealed and Mt. Oe was massacred.
Therefore, it's been a long time since anyone has hunted Oni.
With a wave of her hand, the discarded limbs and head are set alight and join the torso in ash.
Leaping off her perch to another, Suzaku can't help the wry smile spreading across her face at the thought.
~ A New Sun ~
I sit now at the parapet, the barrier set up to separate Kyoto from the outside world.
While non-supernatural beings can still leave and enter freely, for supernatural beings it only goes one way.
In.
As soon as I cross this boundary, I'll be stuck in the city with a very angry Oni Daiyokai who's currently sent his entire army out after me.
According to Suzaku via the good old cellphone, it sounds like he brought nearly all the Oni from Mt. Oe with him.
Yokai flooding and dispersing throughout the streets in cacophonous waves, as time slowly ticks on, things will continue to escalate, further and further.
Lucky doesn't even begin to describe the situation so far.
The fact that hasn't immediately devolved into a full-on battle inside the city is itself marvelous.
On top of that, we don't have to wait too long for the sun to rise, it's the main reason why I say it's so lucky.
In the middle of May, the sun dawns at a little over four in the morning, with the sun rising entirely into the sky at a little under five.
I pushed the limits of sending that package, sending it practically right at the last second, and it paid off so far.
When I'm so focused on it, I can feel it, the sun as it begins to rise, even before it breaks over the horizon.
Dawn is oh so close.
I take a long deep breath, not even one meant for battle, just one to breathe.
A pair of slender arms wrap gently around my neck, with a soft body clinging closely to my back shortly after.
"Darling~?" Kuroka purred warmly into my ear, "Feeling nervous, nyah~?"
I chuckle softly, "Yeah, just a little."
And why wouldn't I be? I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
As the saying goes, no first plan survives contact with the enemy.
In the best-case scenario, Ibaraki doesn't come out until noon.
In the worst case? He comes out now, and I have to play a game of cat and mouse with him, trying to stall for as much time as humanly possible.
You know, this power of mine is practically Sunshine, but holy fuck did Escanor not have nearly as large of a problem with getting to use it as I'm having.
For him, whenever he needed to, it was high noon and he was ready to clobber a motherfucker.
Or, when it was the middle of the night, he pulled out some bullshit like simping over Merlin counting as being 'his sun' so he could use it!
And I'm over here with a straight-up sun in my chest, and I can't do that!
Well. Maybe it's a matter of needing to train it more until I can activate it whenever via Shonen logic.
Considering a good chunk of the battles here are likely to take place in alternate dimensions and barrier spaces where there isn't a sun at all, it's something to look into.
Later. I don't want to continue relying on this aspect of my power for wins.
A kiss on my cheek brings me from thoughts.
"Myah~! Well, don't you worryI'll be with you every step of the way!" She affirms with a mischievous smirk.
I reach my hand up over my shoulder and start scratching her ears, leaning back into her touch as I do.
Can I just say I'm highly considering breeding this cat when this is all over?
Maybe it's just the upcoming life-or-death battle that's got me feeling this kind of way, but still.
I know what I need to do for sure after this is start looking into a way of reversing or purifying her reincarnation, so the Underworld holds no sway over her anymore.
It would also have the side effect of making breeding her much easier, too.
I'm sure she'd zero in on that bit the most, huh?
For the time being, we sit there in a comfortable, if foreboding, silence.
When you're waiting for something, somehow, someway, it feels like it takes both an eternity to happen and comes far too soon.
That's how it felt when dawn finally arrived.
When yellowish-orange light finally broke over the horizon, coloring the darkened sky over the city with purple and blue.
And the way it was tinged with a rusty red, as cold dread filled the air.
Oh. Fuck.
I didn't even need to look at the messages blowing up my phone to understand what was going on, I felt it.
Ibaraki is in Kyoto.
Judging by the fact I haven't heard anything exploding, he isn't out trashing the place.
But I need to give him something to focus on before he does that or shatters the barrier around the city.
Either way could make shit hit the fan real quick.
I stand up, bringing Kuroka with me as if she were a backpack.
"Time to go." I intoned while checking my phone to check and see if Suzaku had an exact location.
Ah. The moment he left he destroyed her Shikigami that she had watching Urakyoto's entrance and exits.
Joy.
Shadow Clones it is.
All of my clones at this point had popped a while ago, and whatever help I was going to get had been acquired.
It isn't much of a shock that the smaller Yokai Factions I reached out to didn't care about me, they just wanted to bloody the Oni.
Although I doubt anyone is going to step up to fight Ibaraki besides maybe Yasaka if he starts destroying the city.
Still, extra hands are always nice, even if it's just to deal with the grunts.
With a simple sign, I create the maximum amount of clones I can manage, around half a dozen.
I spread them out, and send them in first.
It's been a while since I kited a boss, but I hope I haven't gotten too rusty now.
"You ready, kitty?" I ask tentatively, stepping toward the boundary.
Another kiss on my cheek sends a nice warm feeling to beat against the nervous ache in my stomach.
"As ready as ever~! I worked really hard on my special Onigami poison you know, nyah~!" She licked her lips, her smirk turning just a bit feral, "I can't wait to see how it works in some live testing."
I give her a weary chuckle and a slight shake of my head before I step through the barrier space myself.
~ A New Sun ~
When was the last time the Fierce God was forced to take to the field of battle himself?
Truthfully, he gave them until dawn to find the boy knowing full well they likely wouldn't.
It was a toss-up on if he was even in Kyoto at all, or had taken Mt. Oe as his to hide in.
Judging by the fact the little coward seems so intent on challenging him, and drawing him into a fight, he'll assume he's here in the city for now.
Either way, the Onigami couldn't care less.
If he isn't, smashing the barrier around the city and taking an enthusiastic walk home wouldn't take long anyway.
Considering the paper familiars he leveled into fine ash with a single swing of his club, the paper familiars watching the way to and from Urakyoto, it would appear the boy has some help. Likely from the Clans.
Ibaraki isn't surprised. It still won't save him.
The question now becomes, how to go about finding him?
The urge to start smashing shit was of course his first thought, but that's more likely to draw the ire of the fox cunt rather than the boy first.
And although using the fox's tits like oversized baseballs for his club sounds absolutely cathartic right now, he doesn't feel like fucking around anymore.
Which is why he decided to start with a bang.
In his Human form, Ibaraki appeared like an extremely tall Yakuza or gang boss on a slight chunni streak.
His mostly former business attire was marred over by a long crimson red coat, embroidered on the back with the fearsome visage of a black Oni, crowned with five horns, the symbol of his power much like an Angel their wings or a Kitsune and Nekomata their tails.
The visage is a perfect color-swapped recreation of his looks, bare one important detail.
This image? Has three eyes.
In the middle of the street, Ibaraki smashed his fists together, Youjutsu seals stamping and burning over top of each other.
With a simple motion, he turned each of his clasped fists in the opposite direction as if turning a key inside a lock.
A single symbol burned itself into existence atop his forehead, glowing as red as his true form's skin.
As it wafted away, his skin shifted and opened.
His third eye was open for the first time in centuries.
He cared little for the few humans around him who saw him and screamed, before running in terror.
As long as he didn't physically touch them, the fox cunt could complain, but not come face him.
His making them take care of whipping and changing memories will give them to do in the meantime, keep them off his ass for a while.
Now like this, he could see everything.
He could see the way the leylines flowed in from across Japan and congregated in the city of Kyoto.
He could see every single Yokai within the barricaded city with ease, their unique Yoki painted against the backdrop of the lifestream in his mind's eye.
And most importantly?
He could see the Holy Spirit Power of the gods, the Kami, from the shrines to the beings themselves.
Kyoto is considered the cultural capital of Japan by the human population, and it is shown by the sheer number of temples and shrines within the city.
All this divine power, all huddled so close together, to his enhanced senses makes it feel like he's surrounded by fireworks.
But he will push through. He must.
He can feel it, the Holy Spirit Power from the Shinto Shrines, and even the Sacred Power from the Buddhist Temples, as they burn bright, flickering seemingly in response to the goings on around them.
They are watching the chaos as it unfolds in Kyoto.
The Gods are watching.
Ibaraki let out a grin, a savage feral thing, followed by a loud bark of laughter, summoning his club disguised as a baseball bat to his hand as he did.
Good. Let the divine have a front-row seat to the finale of their meddling.
~ A New Sun ~
Due to time, I don't think Prime gave us numbers, huh?
Hmm! Well, how about I call myselfNori Ichi then? Nori One?
I was the first to get made after all!
Now then. Where was I? Right, right.
My garbage sensing abilities aren't making this job any easier.
Us clones have one job, randomly flare our power as we run across the city, and try to draw the big red chili pepper in.
Then get bodied if he decides to pick us, but we're clones, so it's not like we matter.
Repeat ad infinitum until noon, or however close we can get to it.
Good ol' Prime is squatting at the ambush spot, where the Bureau set up that special barrier.
Now all we have to do is do what we do best.
Be a bunch of little trolls!
Which is why I'm wandering around looking for soybeans.
For no particular reason, trust.
Say, how long has it been? Need to keep a watch or something
I suddenly stopped walking.
Not because I wanted to. Or because I remembered something.
No, I just can't move.
Every hair across my body stands on end, and footsteps, loud and heavy, approaches from my right.
I barely manage to crane my head to the side, watching as a unit of a man approaches, bat idly swinging around in one hand.
I'd say he looks like you're over-compensating chuuni yakuza or mob boss straight out of a video game with that coat, but the actual third fucking eye doesn't do anything to help that image.
"There you are." The Onigami in 'disguise' growls out, "You won't escape this time."
Hmm. If he does his whole villain speech and then pops me, how pissed off would that make him?
For that reason, I keep my mouth zipped for now.
Then he just keeps walking toward me once more, a savage grin on his face, and he speaks no more.
wait, really? That's it?
Man, this guy must suck at parties.
Oh well.
"S-Say, I've got a question for ya?" I manage, voice unintentionally quivering under the sheer pressure in the air.
The Fierce God snarls, violent purple ki bursting out and coating the tip of his bat as he walks.
I take a deep gulping breath.
"Do you t-take your soybeans yellow, white, black, red, or green?" I ask, with the utmost serious and solemn expression I can muster.
Ibaraki pauses. He looks at me, well more like glares down at me, and for one beautiful moment, he looks completely dumbfounded, his face scrunched up in distaste.
Then he grumbled, "Red."
Did he just fucking answer me!?
Well, I guess I should have expected that, considering, you know
~ A New Sun ~
My head buzzes as a set of new memories slam into my brain.
Slowly but surely getting easier to handle, but not quick enough.
Especially when a new set of memories ends with a bat to the face.
Also. Soybeans? Really?
This one clone wandered around the wrong side of Kyoto for soybeans, for a little over half an hour.
On the bright side, it is now sunrise.
The sun is now visible completely in a deep blue sky, the horizon awash with yellow and orange light.
On the not-so-bright side, that was kind of quick, wasn't it?
Granted, there's that paradoxical feeling again
I shake my head and return to my meditation, in that same little bus booth from where those Oni tried to 'jump' me before.
Just passing the time at the spot I told him I would be waiting for him for my first challenge.
Because there's no way I would be here for the second one, right?
Right. Most definitely. That would be crazy.
Heh.
Another half an hour passes in the blink of an eye until my next clone gets tracked.
Then a little under that for that next, and the next, and the next.
He's getting faster.
Another twenty for the last, and as the last one pops I send out more.
The next batch gets taken down at roughly the same continuous speed.
That third eye of his, huh?
One of my clones tried throwing roasted soybeans in his eye, unfortunately, it didn't work.
That poor guy got particularly blasted. He used yellow beans after all.
Regardless, it's now a little past eight.
Solar noon in Japan is eleven fifty-three these days, if I want overkill, I need three more hours.
But that's just not feasible.
I open my eyes, as the world around us shifts, the special barrier space I had prepared triggering and folding in place.
Standing there, in the middle of the street, is the Fierce God himself.
His face is contorted into one of snarling rage, and his skin is a mix of a half-disguised human tan and beat Oni red.
Wonder what got under his skin, eh?
"Took you long enough." I idly note, ignoring the pressure preventing me from standing for now.
I'll fix that soon.
"I don't know if I even want to ask, at this point." The Oni growls out through gritted teeth, his Youki visibly leaking into the air around him, giving him a purplish-red aura.
"Hey now, I'm the real deal!" I happily confirm with a wry smirk.
"That's what the last four of thosethingssaid!" He points his bat at me, the aura of Youki swirling and gathering to the tip of his bat as he does so.
"Well, I suppose there's only one way for you to find out, right?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
The vicious smile that spread across his face at my words, twitching occasionally with sheer rage nearly made me chuckle.
Nearly, but a bat was swinging for my face at that moment.
So instead, I remain still, emptying my mind as much as possible, and take a deep breath
And in the moment before his strike connects, a honey-colored aura springs up and glows around me like molten gold.
~ A New Sun ~
A flash of gold overcame his vision.
Then dust and rock and debris overtook it all, yet no blood.
Another one, then!?
"See?" The Fierce God stopped his ranging thoughts at the nearly echoing voice and turned to the side, just as the dust and dirt settled, revealing the boy wholeand changed.
"Told you I was the real one, yeah?" He smirked, but Ibaraki only snarled back.
"Real or not, you should be dead." He spat out, "What did you do, boy."
With his eye, he could see something going on.
Divine power flowed into and through the boy from all directions, yet seemingly coming from nowhere.
This power took on the form of a honey-colored aura, clad on his body like a second skin, glowing with the ferocity of molten gold.
From the freshly destroyed booth, a trail of fresh magma and slag followed straight to the boy where he now stands, the ground around him even now continuing to melt as he just stands there.
The only blemishment that marred him was the nasty-looking bruise on his forearm, the torn sleeve of his robe showing it.
Holding up his bat, Ibaraki bit back another growl, seeing the bit near the top glowing red hot.
The change in his hair color, and those markings going up his facethis is that same form from his fight with the Red Dragon, isn't it?
But even then, it should not be this strong! To take one of his blows, even if not yet entirely serious
"Hmm," the boy hummed, turning over his arm and looking at it with a click of his tongue, "that's for me to know, and you to guess for what little time you have left." He idly threatened.
Now at that, Ibaraki barked out a laugh.
"Just because you gained a little bit of strength, doesn't mean you are my match, boy!" He denied his threat with ease.
The boy craned his head to the side, with eerily unblinking eyes, "You ever played Pocket Monsters before?"
"What does a children's game have to do with any of this!?" Ibaraki howled in indignation.
Slowly, the boy drew his golden sword from his back.
"You're a Charizard."
His sword burst with swirling flames and sparkling light, the two powers converging with a pop, becoming a roaring hurricane of golden fire around his blade.
"And I'm a Stone Edge on crack."
With that comparison, the boy charged. A haze of golden fire and divine light followed him like a comet.
~ A New Sun ~
Dance.
I bring my blade down upon the Oni Daiyokai like a guillotine.
His bat, coated in his ugly purple Youki, comes up and stops it.
He snarls like a mad beast as I push down, due to the aura around his weapon, my blade isn't directly touching his bat.
Yet even still, the thing is starting to glow.
I let my power run wild and free, golden fire encircling the two of us in a wild dance.
It burns away at his clothes, at his human skin, at his power, and I smile down upon him.
Despite him being taller, of course.
My smile turns to a smirk as his human-sized form begins to contort, twist, and crack.
Youki spills from every pore of his body, and he roars, his aura bellowing from his body in one huge pillar.
My fire and light are pushed away, but not snuffed as I'm sent skidding back once more, eyeing the Fierce God in his Yokai form.
Five horns, three eyes, Oni club nearly as big as me, at least twice as tall as before, and leopard skin loincloth.
Although not in his kaiju-sized form, which I'm willing to be in his true form.
Of which I'm thankful he isn't in, at this distance, I could probably see up his loincloth.
"Kusanagi!" The red Oni roars, punching the air as he does.
A red Youjoutsu symbol burns itself into reality.
Flame-
The air cracks at the symbol and a deluge of red lightning comes from it, cascading forth like a wave.
Dance.
My golden flame-encrusted sword lashes out twice, carving the wave into fourths and directing them around me.
I can hear it, the destruction that single attack wrought, as it tears through the fake street block behind me like a hurricane of whips.
My turn.
Sunflower Thrust.
I blaze forth like a comet once more, just as the Daiyokai raised his Youki-clad club.
Encompassed by spiraling with golden flames, I fly under his swing and slam into his stomach like a fireball.
His club smashes into the ground, Youki and rock alike blasting into the air like a geyser as he roars in pain.
My golden blade, roaring itself with Holy Spirit Power, and Holy Spirit Fire alike, can easily tear and pierce Yokai flesh.
As I just did his stomach, lodging my blade into his gut.
With a twist of my blade, fire bursts from either side of the hole in his body, prompting another roar of pain.
My eyes dart to the left, as I suddenly pull the blade from his body.
With a deft leap, I flip over his incoming grasping hand, using it like a springboard even to launch myself further up.
My eyes widen as I barely have time to hold up my blade, blocking his horns from goring me at the sudden attempt to headbutt me.
The force of just blocking the attack sends me flying into the ground, striking it like a comet.
I look up from my strike zone and roll backward into a flip as a big red foot comes following up.
The resulting stomp carves an even deeper hole in my impact crater, with my landing safely at the edge of the destruction.
I raise my sword, looking to take some toes for that, only for a big red Youjutsu symbol to suddenly appear beneath his foot, carving itself into the ground.
With me standing just within its space.
I move to jump, only to find everything solid beneath me give way far too quickly for me to react.
Ibaraki pushed his foot down, and the ground around me rose like a liquid sludge, crashing around me, enveloping me, and dragging me up with it.
Trapped in the mud-like substance, I couldn't see, I couldn't even move, but I could hear.
I could hear the muffled sound of air parting-
My power, my aura, wraps around me like a tight shell at my command, just as the mud rumbles and parts.
His club swings through the pillar of mud like a baseball bat and strikes me like a ball.
The mud blows apart, my shell exploding with it as I go flying, ragdolling through the air.
When I hit the first building, my arm snapped the wrong way.
The second? My leg bent at the knee.
I don't know how many buildings I hit, I only counted the last thunderous sound as my impromptu flight was stopped suddenly by dead air.
My mangled form was caught in a web of cracks in the air, made from my slamming into it.
He hit me straight to the edge of the barrier space.
With a groan, I slowly dislodge myself from the boundary, watching my aura cascade across my form, fixing kinks and bends and snaps with similar sounds of its own.
For a split second, a manic smirk splits across my face before I quickly pull it back, my aura flaring.
I groan once more.
Slipping already? Seriously?
During my testing the other day, I figured out that up to a certain point, I can kind of 'control' myself when in this state.
Kind of. See, it's not controlled, not truly, more like going with the flow tentatively.
Ara-Mitama. My violent half. Unlike Kami, it's always a part of me, I don't need a big shonen moment to realize that the wording was literal.
If I had to guess, it's my battle-maniac tendencies taken to the extreme.
But it's still mine. I can take the reins, but the horse loves to buck, especially during fights it seems.
Generally speaking? I can tell how far along I am to lose it based on how badly I want to kill everything in front of me.
Or when the clock strikes ten, that's the point I naturally succumb anyway.
"Kuroka" I mutter seemingly to the air, "It's time."
And I'm feeling pretty damn violent right about now
Slowly, from the cracks behind me, a light purple mist begins to seep through.
Not just there, the mist starts coming out from across the entire boundary, seemingly from out from under it.
I have but one goal now.
Finish this before I lose myself entirely.
At least then, I won't feel sodirty, afterward.
The first step? Smother his powers and Youki with my own.
I breathe deeply, pulling on my power at the same time.
When I breathe out, it's a tsunami wave of golden fire, crashing down to the ground and rampaging forth, bathing the fake city in a spreading torrent of flames.
The next step?
I land on the ground amongst a city awash in a sea of golden flames, power throbbing and visibly humming in the air.
Hit him really hard.
I kick off the ground, blasting forward like a bullet train, quickly catching up to my expanding wave of fire.
Just as it reaches the Oni.
Dancing Flash.
I leap through the wave and lash out, my sword cutting into another pillar of mud just as it forms.
The flames roar and splash into the makeshift mud breakwater, rapidly baking them solid once more.
With a twist of my blade, I cut the solid earthen wall in half.
I feel my eyes spin as I almost idly dodge a club swing poised to bat me away again.
My halo forms from my aura at my back as I do so, bursting into the air, beholding the snarling Oni below me.
He diverted the wave of fire around him with his mud wall, but not the poison mist slowly seeping in from all around.
Looking around, he seems to notice the mist and growls.
Hmm. How to stop him from dealing with it and advance my cause?
Ah. No biggie. I'll just add more fire.
My mouth opened, but instead of expelling words, I expelled a column of flame.
Ibaraki seemed to understand what my intentions were, however, as he punched out, stamping reality with his power once more, creating a net or web of red lightning to catch and disperse the flames like an umbrella.
I huff embers as the net bursts apart.
Well. I do have another way of adding more fire to the fire, as it were.
The first time I used this against Vali, he face-tanked it well.
Ibaraki shall not.
My blade ignites with wild roaring golden flames.
First Form, Dance.
The air cracks like thunder as I burst down straight at him, my blade arching down with me, bringing an arc of flame down upon the Oni.
Ibaraki raises his club, holding back the strike as the fire splashes around him, just like my first attack.
Second Form, Clear Blue Sky.
I twist, spinning my body and slashing out in a circular motion, prompting a ring of golden fire to whirl out around me.
The force was like a spinning wheel, pushing the growling Oni back, his feet digging against the ground as his club was forced to the side.
Only for him to plant his feet, and swing it back.
Third Form, Raging Sun.
Like clockwork, I strike back.
Not so much as beating the oversized club back as shifting and redirecting its movement around me within the wave of flames.
He swings twice, one left and one right, each with a howl as he sees each blow merely graze me.
Fourth Form, Burning Bones, Summer Sun.
His next attack comes straight down, and I spiral up to meet it.
Flames twist, rise, and whirl out of my attack like a cyclone as our weapons clash, traveling down his club and splashing onto him directly.
He roars as he's overtaken by the flames for a brief moment, and I grunt as he wins our clash of force, beating me down to the ground once more.
Fifth Form, Setting Sun Transformation.
I burst from the cloud of rock and dirt almost as soon as I made it, backflipping into the air.
He's too tall for me to reach his neck in time while he's distracted being on fire so I'll settle for slashing something else.
"GRRAAAAAHHHH!"
He roars in anguish as I slash open one of his knees.
Sixth Form, Solar Heat Haze.
Predictably, he swings down wildly for me in retribution.
The flames around my blade, hell, around the area in general swirl around me as I move, cloaked by the heat and fire.
His wild swing clips my hair as I go under it, and his fist follows up quickly to pick up the slack.
I slash, aiming to take a few digits off, but a Youjutsu symbol bars and clashes against my blade, despite its being concealed, perfectly, protecting his knuckle.
Looking past the flames, and his fist, I see his three eyes strain in bloodshot outrage as he looks down at me.
Hmm
Seventh Form, Beneficent Radiance.
I twist and spiral around his fist as it continues its descent, slashing as I move not to deal damage, but to use the force to make myself be thrown 'off course'.
Eighth Form, Sunflower Thrust.
Fire explodes out of my feet like a jet engine on steroids, uncaring for the fake city behind me.
At the same time, I pushed my normal flight ability to its extreme.
I shot myself straight up, more a bullet than a comet, and stabbed forward.
Right into his big third eye.
With enough force to snap his back and send him staggering back slightly.
What? You can't have such a big 'hit me here!' sign like that and expect me not to!
Ninth Form, Sun Halo Dragon Head Dance.
I don't get time to wrench my blade from his oversized socket, as I'm suddenly violently thrown off by a blood-curdling roar, equal parts pain and horror.
His Youki once more erupted off him and into the sky in a pillar as his size thrummed several more meters, just like he was when he fought Yasaka, any fire that was on him was flung off like dust.
He didn't appear to grow any stronger, just bigger.
In truth, this entire time, he's just been growing weaker.
With every attack he takes, the longer he stays in these flames, he gets weaker, poisoned by light, and suppressed by divine powers.
Although, now that he's so much bigger, I'm going to need to add more fire, aren't I?
He starts to scream something, but I merely ignore him as I raise my blade high, a pillar of golden fire exploding forth from me and my blade.
I tense my body so much it buzzes with the telltale sign of pain, before slashing once, gathering all the golden flames along the blade as I do.
What follows the stroke of my blade is more like a beam of fire rather than a slash, all in the shape of a solar dragon.
It roars forth, thundering against the air as it slams into the supersized Oni, completely enveloping him waist up with golden fire.
The force was enough to send him straight on his ass, reeling back as his roars of pain were drowned in the flame.
Now to make sure he doesn't stand back up
Tenth Form, Improvised, Lateral Fire Wheel.
I fly forward with a burst of flames, aimed down straight at his legs.
Specifically, the knee I slashed earlier.
The Oni is too busy trying to put out the bonfire that is his upper half to even see it coming, especially without his third eye.
I blast into his non-existent guard, and with a flip, complete the cut.
There is no sound of the leg falling as it's already on the ground.
But there is a roar of indignation and anguish, as usual.
"How is your throat not shot yet?" I muse aloud, continuing to fly forward.
I see the shadow of his face in the flames as his mouth opens, lights flicker as his aura gathers, and he expels it with a roar as several dozens of bullets of power.
Very clever answer, Ibaraki, very clever.
Eleventh Form, Fake Rainbow.
But my path forward is clear, I will not be denied.
I twist and rotate, flames blasting from the soles of my feet as I move.
Several dozens of afterimages, all dodging his bullets, tell him exactly what I think of his reply.
Twelfth Form, Flame Dance.
In a blur, I reached his center, my blade preemptively poised as I struck.
Two slashes, one on top of the other, one vertical, and one horizontal.
But rather than carve through a lightning attack, it carves a '' into his chest.
Thirteenth Form.
The force of my final two strikes finally parts the flames rampaging across his torso, showing the extent of his burnt form.
Almost like charcoal in some places, charred and tender in most.
"Y-You" I look up, seeing him looking down upon me, his face scorched and swelled, yet still, somehow I can see the telltale contortions of rage, "I won'taccept this" he grumbles, seething, holding onto a nearby building to stop himself from fall over, as he lifts his club once more, "you poison meweaken meI'll kill youI'll"
I float up to be face level with him.
He swings his club.
It clangs as it slams into me, and bends around me, the immediate parts close to me superheating and melting away almost instantly.
He pulls his club back, staring at it as its melted half falls off to the ground.
With a low groan, he fell back onto the ground at last.
I stare down at him, as I feel his life finally dwindle, devoured and eradicated by my light and power.
I let out a sigh that I'd been holding in for the longest time, before muttering.
"Red soybeans, extra roasted, just the way you like, right?"
"Bha! Are wars fought this far east always sobland?"
"L-Lord Odin!" His petulant white-haired Valkyrie cried in admonishment to his left, "You can't just go saying things like that! The Gods of this country are watching!"
"Well maybe if they don't want me saying that, they should go fight wars better!" Odin huffed, "Not like you can call this scuffle a war, too much fighting in barriers, not enough destruction in the human realm."
"L-Lord Odin!" His Valkyrie damn near screeched.
To which he merely grunted, not even looking at her as he reached up and rubbed a finger to his ear.
"You know," He began offhandedly, "if you put as much effort into finding a boyfriend as you did nagging and screeching at me, you wouldn't still be a virgin right now."
He zoned out the consequent sputtering denials, self-shaming, and sobbing that followed his remark.
As he does.
And for once, it wasn't just because he usually does! He's focusing on something far more important right now.
Though poor Slepnir, he could feel his eight-legged steed give the girl the stink eye from here.
They did just arrive in Kyoto after all, well, just outside Kyoto, what with the big barrier up and about and such.
Not like it was truly keeping someone of his or even his Valkyrie's caliber contained within, should they choose to enter.
But still, he's not so much of an ass as to ruin the work of a Magician so randomly, it's good work!
Regardless, Odin focused, looking primarily through his magic 'eye', it glowing dully as he peered through every single barrier attempting to bar his sight.
Truly, visiting this country didn't end up being a total waste of time, it would seem.
He isn't much informed about the gods this far east, but they must be incredibly cultured to have their supposed virgin shrine maiden - mikos, they're called? - running around wearing such form-fitting robes.
It's like the perfect fix of airy and showing just enough to spark the imagination and get the blood pumping!
Odin let out a light giggle as he watched some random miko purify another creature, a, ahYokai? Right.
Purify a Yokai, some horned troll thing, her ample bust swaying every which way, thighs out and glistening with sweat as she does
Perhaps he should have taken a look at this part of the world sooner, hmm?
Oh! Speaking of, that's not even talking about the Yokai themselves!
The troll things, they're ugly as shit, not a single knocker amongst them, but there are a few others.
Dog girls. Cat girls. Fox girls. Who knew this country had such a smorgasbord of beautiful creatures?
Somehow, the ears make the melons right below that much more enticing.
Ah. Almost makes up for his favorite club around these parts, Boobs, Bath, and Beyond, being closed.
Or the fact that he couldn't find that stupid crow, Azazel, anywhere.
The original reason he even came to this country in the first place.
Oh well. He didn't find a body, so he was pretty sure the Fallen Angel was alive. Somewhere.
Not his problem anymore.
Especially if the dusty bastard was going to run off without telling him anything.
Odin paused briefly in his surveying as he felt a wave of heat wash over them, the suddenness so pronounced it made his 'bodyguard' stand at attention.
She couldn't tell, but he could feel it. See it in the heat as it travels in the wind.
Divine power. Different from his and the Norse's own, but is very familiar at the same time.
Where did that come from?
With his eye, he followed the trail straight back to an area where the residual energies in the area told him a barrier had recently broken down.
Granted, he probably didn't have to use his eye to find the source, the same area was also covered in a blanket of mist, rolling out much slower than the heat wave before it and much more visible.
"Ooohhhh~? Heeheehee~!" Odin exclaimed, more in shock than anything lewd, but it was still there.
He didn't expect to find some reincarnated cat girl with absolute slammers making out with the guy who killed the Juggernaut Driving red dragon.
Nice.
"Lord Odin" Much to his mounting annoyance, he could feel the Valkyrie's gaze leveling back onto him, "What are you doing with that eye of yours!" She accused heatedly.
Well, there's nothing better than the truth, hmm?
"Watching a lovely couple get it on, something you wouldn't understand even if it hit you with a God Class Rune-style explosion." Odin vapidly remarked.
"Wha!? L-Lord Odin! That's not"
And zoned out, once again.
Much better.
Now then, where was he? Right.
Damn, are those big ol' tiddies!
Well, that and Odin thinks he is starting to figure out what's going on here.
Basically? It boils down to demigod bullshit, or whatever this country calls them.
The massive troll corpse behind the two leads him to believe that was the leader of the troll thing, and that they are after him specifically.
Well. Was.
Kind of hard to continue a hunt when your leader's dead.
He's not too sure why, but it could be practically anything.
When you have the Greeks as a next door neighborhood, he means that quite literally.
Also, that mist is clouding up a whole chunk of the city, and any of those trolls that waltz on in appear to fall over dead or very debilitated in moments if they aren't fodder.
Then they die shorter afterward regardless.
Was the mist the cat girl's creation then? A spell of hers? Impressive work.
Turning his attention back to the two, he watches amusedly as the boy reaches into his robe, and pulls out a very smashed phone.
Much to the boy's bland look and his cat girl's cackling.
Ah, to be young and dumb once more.
"...L-Lord Odin" The still distressed voice of his 'bodyguard' broke into his thoughts once more, as her tone gained a serious edge to it.
Odin huffed indignantly, the glow in his 'eye' dimming as he tapped his walking stick to the ground, "My sixth sense is working just fine, Rossweisse." He notes as he turns around.
He glosses over his Valkyrie, who at some point fell to her knees in her crying.
Truly, he'll never understand.
How can someone not get a boyfriend with a body like that!? It's absurd!
He wouldn't outright mention it, of course, the girl is supposed to be smart, but out of all the valkyries he believed she was probably the most beautiful as they come.
And in her Valkyrie Uniform? That practically shows off those thighs and exorbitant chest? He'd say she's downright desirable, even!
Yet she still manages to muck it all up!
Honestly, it would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.
Patting down his robe and adjusting his hat slightly to be a tad more presentable, Odin looked at what his Valkyrie was staring at.
That being, the massive pink fox lounging on top of his carriage, just a few paces behind them.
Even without his senses, he could tell immediately what kind of being this was, just by the fact that Slepnir didn't turn and try to nip at her.
Only a deity would cow Slepnir in such a way. Or, whatever they call it here. Spirits? Spirit Gods? Something like that.
"It took you long enough to acknowledge my presence, old man." The fox started amusedly in a very feminine voice, "Enjoying the show too much, hmm?"
"Meh," Odin waved off with his stick, "not much of a show, was it?"
Thank whatever Chief God in this country that the fox responded before his Valkyrie could start screeching.
The fox chuckled slyly, before jumping off the top of the carriage and landing lightly before them.
"No, no I suppose not." She answered wistfully, "Then again, it was not so much a show, but the beginning of one."
"Ho?" Odin raised an eyebrow, "Is that why you sat here watching, like the rest of you gods, rather than cleaning up the mess?"
The fox smirked, before standing and shifting into a much more feminine form to match her voice.
It took everything in the Chief God's power to not immediately zero in on those knockers.
Seriously, are the shrine 'maiden' uniforms just one big cock tease here!?
This wasn't helped by the fact that as soon as the deity took a female form, his Valkyrie whirled on him and glared.
Oh, ye of little faith.
"In a sense." The goddess sauntered up to them, waving a hand to the Kyoto barrier, "I suppose the closest comparison that would make you Norse folk understand would be the conflict between the Aesir and Vanir. This is meant to be a first step toward solving the issues between two opposing sides."
Ah. Odin did notice, although he wasn't exactly paying attention to the fighting specifically, but at times humans and those Yokai were fighting together against the trolls.
He only made note of it, because the two sides didn't seem to work together well, not due to a lack of incompatibility in Odin's mind, but because they just didn't understand how.
It got a good chuckle out of the old man, the awkwardness of the two sides.
So, if what this goddess is saying is true, then the humans hereservants of gods, and these spirits, Yokai, don't like each other much, eh?
So this entire thing is basicallyugh.
"Politics." Odin groaned aloud in realization.
No wonder it was so boring!
Well. Maybe the fight with that big guy would have been fun to see, but he missed it.
The goddess nodded with a sly smirk across her face, "In essence, yes."
Well. He can at least respect the method. The first step to getting two sides to stop killing each other?
Find someone else to kill instead!
Flimsy as it is as a foundation, it's a foot in the door to lay something better down later.
Ugh. Now he's thinking about politics again. It's giving him stress headaches already!
This type of shit is exactly why he left ruling Asgard to his sons and fucked off to travel and work on outside relations rather than internal!
With a huff, Odin looked at the goddess, "Well, you clearly know who I am, but not us, you." He tapped his stick against the ground and rubbed his long gray beard in faux thought, "Who might you be, oh Eastern Goddess?"
The Goddess hummed, "Inari Okami, I suppose by technicality, I am the overseer of the Earthly Kami here in Japan." She bowed lightly, "Pleased to make your acquaintance, Odin of the Aesir, despite your ratherunannounced arrival to our shores."
Aw shit.
He forgot to send a notice, didn't he?
Odin let out an uneasy smile, as his Valkyrie bowed, "This here is Rossweisse," he pointed his stick at her, "one of the Valkyries, and my bodyguard."
"Pleased to meet you, Lady Inari!" Rossweisse affirmed with a nod.
Can talk to powerful deities, no problem, but still not men eh?
Oh, that's a good one! He'll save that for later!
Inari's smile widened, "Pleased to meet you as well. Now, would you two please come with me? I'd like to talkif you don't mind."
Odin huffed, "Talk, huh? About what?"
"Your many, many, unlisted visits to Japan to spend exorbitant amounts of money in clubs relating to female mammaries, for one."
Odin froze.
How did she know about that!?
The fox goddess's eyes sparkled with mirth, "Oh don't worry, you did pay rather handsomely in the endwe Kami couldn't be mad about that, but, you know? While we're at itwe have been meaning to talk to the Norse about some diplomatic matters. You wouldn't mind, right?"
"Isuppose not?" Odin wearily sighed out.
"Wonderful!" The goddess clapped her hands together, "Please, follow me you two!"
Ugh. This cheeky minx.
Also, his Valkyrie better stop giving him that 'I told you so!' look right now or he swears by his father, he'll leave her here in Midgard as soon as he gets the chance!
~ A New Sun ~
"MMMM! MMNMHH! MMMHH!" Muffled screams and shouts attempt to reach me, but are blocked by the ball gag stuffed in her face.
Now. Normally, in this situation? I'd say kinky.
But the way Kunou is wriggling and writhing around on the bed, glaring at me like she's trying to set me on fire with her mind alone is kind of ruining the mood, not going to lie.
Even with her being tied up in such a way to bold the 'B' in BDSM, it just ain't working for me.
Shame.
"Oi." I turn and look over my shoulder, at Uzume, who's cowering behind me, "Why's she got the gag in her mouth? I didn't gag her before I left"
She nodded rapidly, "She tried to bite when I tried to feed her, so I kinda panicked! Eheh." Uzume chuckled nervously and looked away like she was having trauma flashbacks.
Kuroka crawled up onto the bed, and started sauntering towards Kunou on all fours, "Say, darling~! When are you going to tie me up like this, nyah~?"
Amusedly, Kunou looked at her, widened her eyes, and started trying to worm away from the reincarnated Nekoshou post haste.
She didn't move, at all.
"Probably tonight, after everything blows over," I state plainly, going over and grabbing Kunou's gag, "seriouslycan't wait for all the meetings and shit I'm going to have to do after this."
Kuroka grinned like a loon, "Can't wait, darling~!" She purred out, plopping down right next to Kunou and proceeding to pet the fluffy tails.
Well. Someone sounds like they want to be bred.
Not like I don't reciprocate, but really, I'm just not looking forward to going around and using Ibaraki's head as my stick in my big stick diplomacy strategy.
A man can only take so many meetings and talking before he wants to cut or stick his dick in something.
With a snort, I pull the gag out of Kunou's mouth.
"Ghhaa!" She cries out, twisting around as much as she can to look at Kuroka, "Let go of my tails you bimbo cur!"
"Neeoow!" Kuroka meowed out happily in denial.
Kunou clicked her tongue, growling, before turning to me.
"And you!" She started, without pointing, but only because she was tied up, "Untie me at once so I can burn you alive!" She seethed out, "How dare you leave me here, tied up like! L-Like! This! All night! I-I wanted to help! And you did this!" she started slamming her head against my stomach repeatedly, "I hate you! IhateyouIhateyouIhateIhateyou!"
I merely stared down at her, blankly.
It's at times like this when I realize, at her core? She is an insanely spoiled princess.
Correction time?
After several seconds of her doing all that on repeat, I put my hand on her head and ceased her movements.
I start by telling her plainly, "No."
Kunou flinched at my tone, but did narrow her eyes back at me, "No?" She parroted back at me, "But, Mother!"
"No." I denied once more, even flatter.
"B-But"
My eyes narrow, and in the next instance, I'm leaning over her, my hand on her head, holding her down lightly against the bed.
"YIP!" She squeaks, her own eyes widening as she beholds my form above her, she even freezes up completely.
"Your Mother sends you out of Urakyoto specifically to avoid everything, no?" I ask, coldly.
"I-I" She starts stuttering, trailing off into a non-answer.
"See, your Mother, ultimately, didn't send you to help me. She sent you here to keep you safe." I continue unperturbed, "Don't get it twisted Princess, I know you're just as stubborn as I am, so I knew you'd push it. That's why I tied you up because, like me, you'd do something stupid if I didn't.
I huff, looking down into her ears, "Now that the situation has passed, I can handle this bit."
"H-Handlew-what?" Kunou stumbled out, a growing blush spreading across her cheeks as I forced eye contact.
"You aren't told no very often, are you?"
"Iw-what?" Her eyes divert from my own, "What does t-that have to?"
I sigh, deeply.
It's just as I feared.
"The spoiled Princess to a T, aren't you?" I more so state rather than ask.
"H-Hey! That's n-not"
I cut her off with a simple hush.
"See that? The talking back constantly? Mhmm. That's stuff spoiled Princesses do." I explain as if I were talking to a nine-year-old.
She tries frowning, scowling, at me even, but with her blush, it only looks like adorable pouting to me.
"So," I continue unperturbed, "let's nip that in the bud, yeah?"
"H-Huh?" I lean my face down closer to hers, "H-HUH!?"
"Listen very closely," I began deeply, nigh huskily, "from here on out? When I say no, it means no, okay, Kunou?"
"M-Mmm!?" She squirms underneath me uselessly, her blush growing rapidly.
"No fighting. No back talk." I continue regardless, "Don't make me think I have to do this again, you here? Or next time, I skip straight to the punishment. You hear?"
"H-Hnmmggh! Y-Yess" Kunou confirms in nigh desperation as her ears pin to her head.
"Good." Leaning down ever so slightly closer, I whisper, "Don't make me have to be your Daddy" I let out a low trailing huff before pulling back.
Only to find both Kuroka and Uzume staring at me.
Both of them are blushing like mad, with Uzume looking away, and Kuroka grinning from ear to ear.
Kunou, meanwhile, stared at me with her mouth halfway open, just as red as the other two.
She wiggled back and forth, specifically her lower body, trying to rub her legsno, her thighstogether desperately.
Then, Kuroka spoke, aptly conveying my thoughts on everyone in this room with a single word.
"Horny~!" Kuroka stated hotly, looking at me with slits in her eyes, leaning down with her ass in the air like she was ready to pounce at me.
"V-Very" Uzume chimes in, clenching at the bottom of her uniform.
Meanwhile, Kunou let out a very muffled breathy groan. Or maybe it was a moan? As she tried to rub her thighs together, before promptly looking at anywhere but me.
I, meanwhile, deadpan at all of them.
Son of a bitch.
Okay. This one is on me, to be fair, but still.
Making sure to keep my cat in the corner of my vision as she wiggled and narrowed her eyes on me, I reached down and untied Kunou, who once she was free, practically smashed her legs together and rolled away from me.
As soon as she did, Kuroka pounced.
My eyes flickered, and Kuroka damn near froze mid-jump to my sight.
I plopped down on the bed, my eyes swirling as I caught Kuroka by the nape and held her on my lap.
"You stop that!" I admonished, swatting her right on the ass on reflex.
"Nyaaahh~!" She moaned deeply, jiggling her hips as she did, "Harder Daddy~..." she purred sensually.
Behind me, Kunou squeaked again, and Uzume let out a soft half groan half gasp.
My eyebrow twitched, even as Nori Junior threatened to rise and poke her stomach.
Fuck. She's into being spanked. I made it worse.
Also, turns out I like being called Daddy. A lot, judging by Nori Juniors sudden need to make himself known.
Double fuck.
"A-Ah, Nori?" Uzume sort of called, stifling a breath as she clenched onto her skirt shakily, "Your eyeschanged again?" She asked, desperately trying to change the subject.
Huh? Did they?
Kuroka looked back at me, a continual soft purr rumbling in the back of her throat, "Hmm~! They didfour pupils~? Did that happen during the fight, nyah~?"
Four pupils? So, three tomoe then? When did it?
Hmm. Maybe it was after I got turned into a baseball.
Seemed like the appropriate time, I just didn't notice after because Ibaraki was kind of getting throttled by everything else at the time.
"Isuppose?" I try hesitantly.
It was either that, or the danger horny Kuroka was emitting that triggered it. I certainly only noticed the improved kinetic vision then.
It better fucking not have been that!
Kuroka shrugged, "Oh well~! That's nice and all, Daddy~, but don't you have a little something else to do right now~?"
Kuroka wiggled her eyebrows, and her hips, as Uzume and Kunou whimpered in the background.
I click my tongue, muster all my willpowerand grab Kuroka by the nose!
She yelps and whines indignantly, trying to wriggle out of my grasp.
"That's right," I sigh deeply, "I have to get all our stuff ready to move into a proper place here in the city. I'll handle you two later." I responded with a huff, prompting both girls to whine, as I turned and looked at Kunouwho still wasn't looking at any of us.
"As for you, Princess. I think it's time we send you home for now, yeah?" I ask, damn well knowing her answer already.
"Mhmm!" She quickly affirms, muffled byis she biting the bed sheet? "W-Wait!" Her head perks up, and I hear the fabric crack lightly as she lets go of it, "For n-n-now!?"
Oh, Kunou.
Poor, sweet, not so innocent anymore Kunou.
Do you think this is the last you'll see of us?
I still have to show you places outside Kyoto!
Beyond that, her mother is going to want to keep in touch, for sure.
I don't say any of that out loud, of course. I'll let her figure it out.
Thus I promptly turned away, back to my maid and cat girl.
"H-Hey!" Kunou called out, though I ignored her.
"Now then! Up and at 'em!" I pat Kuroka on the back, "I promise this new place will have plenty more space to do stuff in, shouldn't take long at all."
Kuroka crossed her arms, and pouted, "I'm going to hold you to that, nyah~!"
Uzume merely sighed, "Where is this new place then, Nori?"
Ah, I've been waiting for that question!
A grin splits my face just before I open my mouth.
~ A New Sun ~
The Kyoto Imperial Palace.
Honestly, it's easy to forget the place exists, and very easy to put it out of your mind.
Mostly because, for the past century or so, to the public? The palace hasn't been in use.
Beyond just the Emperor vacating the premises. All ceremonial functions have been moved to Tokyo. No welcoming foreign dignitaries in the Kyoto Palace, not even public tours.
See, after one of the buildings burned down for the umpteenth time back in the 50s, the Household Agency locked the place up for repairs, then justnever opened it back up after they finished.
Why is that?
Well.
As it turns out, this is the place my dear old Dad stayed for a time.
And now? So am I.
The old man didn't give it to me, mind, just like he didn't for my Dad, he can't do that.
But! What he did do was suggest I just waltz on up to the Household Agency building in Kyoto, flex a little bit of who I was, and see what happens.
Short story of that? We've got a new base that isn't an apartment building and is significantly larger than my place back in Kuoh.
Ah, all the buildings have fancy names, there's a lot of them, and I guarantee I'm not going to touch half of them.
Is it sad the only thing I was excited about was the several barrier areas to train? With each being specifically picked and made to train specific things?
Probably.
We just met, and I feel like the old man knows me so well.
Straight up, I know he did something to make this happen because there's no way in hell me flexing my name carries that much weight yet.
Especially with the Agency.
I can go into further detail on places here when they become relevant, but for now, let's focus on where I'm at currently.
In particular, the Palace's Study Hall.
I wasn't surprised to find a mostly empty traditional Japanese building with nothing to really study, the palace in general hasn't been used in a while, and presumably for not long if what Uzume says is anything to go by.
She didn't even know Dad used this place for a time, so he either used it before he had the place near Kuoh built, and abandoned it, or used it for such a short time that Uzume forgot he even did.
Speaking of, she and Kuroka are part of the reason I'm here.
This building is right next to the Emperor's Residence, which those two are currently in to make sure everything is ready foractivities.
Judging by how horny they are though? It wouldn't shock me if their definition of ready was something like slapping down a bed and calling it a night.
Literally.
So, I'm in here, away from them, seeing if that will calm down their horny.
It probably won't, but hey? A man can dream.
I'm also here, however, because I figured the studious building would be the perfect place to make a quick list of what to do now.
To be fair, the Court Room probably fits better since this is more of a planning thing, but I don't feel like walking halfway across the palace grounds for that right now.
So this will have to do!
I sit down in the middle of an empty room, barely even the sound of the wind passing through the cypress wood walls.
There isn't even a chair here, nor even shelves for scrolls or books to study, but this will be enough.
I pull my new phone from my robe, the brand spanking new one I just bought on the way to the Palace, and open the notes app, creating a new note.
This list is going to be extra objectives that I need or want to do from now until
Huh. I think the next big event that I can have any real part in is the Hero Faction assault in Kyoto.
Searching my memory quickly, I find that the canon date for their attack is sometime in October.
Five months away.
Hmm.
Well, the whole thing with Odin and Loki showing up happened something like a month or two before that.
But without the Three Factions Peace Conference, I'm not sure how the Norse would even get the chance to want to form some sort of alliance with the Shinto.
So, I'll put that out of my mind for now unless further evidence proves me otherwise, and focus on the Hero Faction for now.
I snort at the notion as if I'm going to be given that much time to train to prepare for them.
I'll train and train like they'll show up tomorrow, but otherwise? Hope for the best, and prepare for the worst.
And keep a very close eye on Kyoto, much closer than Kuoh.
For obvious reasons, of course.
Though Kokopuffs may be a factor, though honestly, at this point?
If Akeno hasn't gotten over her daddy issues yet even after the thoughtful gift sent her way, then this timeline is doomed.
I don't want to have to spank her into accepting herself, but if she would, she would make dealing with the mad fallen rather trivial.
Alternatively, make Koneko into one punch cat, so if the guy shows up? Well, one punch cat.
Is it any wonder I like that second idea more?
I wrote down 'One Punch Cat(?)' before moving on.
Speaking of cats, I quickly add in, 'Figure out a method to purify Evil Pieces.' beneath that.
I have a few ideas in mind already, mostly relating to the light-based powers that I barely use.
Using them to help regrow that forest after the Vali fight is making me question just what else I could do with them.
Thatgoes for most of my powers, now that I'm thinking about it.
Most of the time, the usage of my powers has been rather simple.
Hit it with the pointy end! Or burning end! Or stuff some energy in their eyes!
That type of stuff.
My 'chakra' specifically, hoping for the greatest amount of time, I should be able to explore that, as well as finish up my swordsmanship.
I'm closest to completing and actualizing Sun Breathing properly, so I should probably jump on that first.
Ah, let's not forget my martial arts as well! I want to try rolling that into my swordsmanship as well at some point, combining blade and fist, but that's a much more future project.
And on, and on, my private storming session went.
So much easier when you don't have to deal with horny maids, cat girls, or fox girls.
Who'd have thought?
Yet, none of this is taking into account all the other shit I might get pulled intoeither by Yasaka, the other big Yokai Factions, or the Clans.
Like Suzaku. I don't know if I'm going to like what she has planned for me.
Honestly, I'm just thankful that I get this short reprieve from them all for now.
Having told Kunou of where we're moving into, so she could tell Yasaka, who could tell everyone else who needed telling because my phone got smashed, that I need a little bit of time, a day or two to prepare to talk with everyone again.
I let out a weary sigh.
By prepare, I mean have copious amounts of victory sex.
Not that I'm not looking forward to it, it's just the part after that I'm not.
Hmm. Other shit I might get pulled into.
After a brief pause, I slowly add the following.
'How did Dad die, really.'
It's a suspicion of mine, that's been slowly building and building as time goes on.
If everything I've heard about him is true, then how did some random group of Fallen and Devils take him out?
Maybe, just maybe, I'm overthinking things. Even the best of the best could be taken out in a proper ambush, right?
Yet, still, something just isn't sitting right with me.
A shame then, that the only person supposedly left alive to see his death is also someone Iwould rather not meet.
At least not for right now.
But I'll do it, at the very least.
It's the last thing the old man asked of me before my clone left Tokyo, after all.
Ah.
I quickly add, 'Visit the old man regularly.' to the list with a smile.
Family, huh?
Maybe I should add seducing Koneko, Kunou, and Yasaka to the list as well?
Eh. Probably don't need to. Already been working on it. And it wouldn't surprise me if Kuroka starts pushing for it harder now that soybean is taken care of.
I blink as a familiar presence pricks my sensory range.
Then quickly bolts right toward my location.
She's not even trying to hide, is she?
With a wistful sigh, I save my little note and put my phone away.
Well, at least with this little interruption I know exactly what to focus on next, hmm?
I didn't even get to say a word as I turned, only to be given a face full of chest as Kuroka slammed into me.
Ah, I'm most definitely going to purify the fuck out of this cat.
So could this be considered first testing then?
Well, not technically the first, but any good science has to be tested repeatedly regardless~!
In the few days following, I honestly considered a sex marathon of several days just so I would have an excuse not to do more bloody meetings.
That thought only became more prevalent as time ticked on, and the same shit continued day in and day out.
It went like this.
The smaller Yokai Factions had two reactions to me: suck up or be cowed by my waving the Oni Daiyokai's head around.
Sometimes both.
Truly, I am ever grateful that past Nori at least had the slightest foresight to get these smaller groups to 'help' us by wording it not as an aid to my living specifically, but rather as a chance to stick it to the Oni themselves.
Which means I don't owe them anything.
Heh.
Not like they ended up trying to demand anything regardless when I waved the head around, literally.
The only one I asked for help from was the East specifically, and well, they more or less said.
"Meh. We'll see how it goes, boyo."
Word for word, that's exactly what that gourd-headed guy said.
In the end, the little troll and his Faction ended up watching on the sidelines eating popcorn.
Quite literally, as that's what the old bastard came here to 'discuss' when it was his turn.
And by discuss, I mean laugh. Laugh and drink sake.
Ugh.
The only amusing thing that happened there was Magari, the Nekomata Leader from the East, who came with him snuck off during our talk and dragged Kuroka into the Court Room specifically to bat her for being sensed by her despite having three tails.
Oh, and for a host of other stuff relating to way back after Kuroka first strayed.
Like the whole joining a terrorism cell thing. Instead of bunking with the East and Magari's cats.
That ended up with Magari forcing Kuroka to become her student.
Poor kitty.
I'm sure she'll rope Shirone into it soon enough, just so she won't won't have to 'suffer alone' or something like that.
I think a proper mentor would be good for her, considering she's mostly self-taught, and only recently reached three tails despite being a supposed master of Senjutsu for years.
We'll see how that goes.
As for the Five Principal Clans, they are mostly the same as usual.
Reverence due to my being who I am, mostly.
The Heads and current wielders of the Sacred Beasts of the Shinra and Kushihashi are being, for lack of a better term, hard asses.
They didn't show up to Kyoto. Didn't send anyone either. They stayed back at the Inner Sanctuary to 'protect' it, but everyone with an ounce of understanding knows that's a thin excuse.
If I recall correctly, the Shinra guy is a hard ass for strength, while the Kushihashi only has a rod up his ass.
Waving around the Daiyokai's head isn't going to prove anything to them, so kicking both their asses directly at a later date would probably solve the issue, but for now, I'm willing to let it sit until it becomes an actual problem.
It's odd, though.
I haven't heard from Suzaku since the battle. Not even a text. The Shrine Maiden that she sent in her place merely said she was busy with other important matters.
Definitely a little strange, wonder what came up all of a sudden?
Something related to Slash/Dog perhaps?
Ah, well. If firebird needs my help she knows where to call.
For now, though, I've got my problems to deal with.
Like this one particular fox MILF who keeps taking 'diplomatic visits' here!
"Still trying to figure out how to spruce the place up a bit, hmm~?" Hummed the said fox with a small smile as she leaned forward ever so slightly.
From my seat, I merely deadpanned right back at her, ignoring her thinly veiled attempt to show off her stretching valley of cleavage.
"I sent my maid out to go find someone to help decoratesince it's not like we know anything about that here," I huffed out, "it's just taking a bit is all."
Uzume does have high standards, after all.
"It's not so bad, you know?" Yasaka grinned and raised a finger in abjection, "Traditional, surely, but there's nothing wrong with that."
Traditional is one way of putting this place.
Much like the Study Room, or any of the rooms or buildings here it seems, it's all traditional architecture, with barely anything kept inside.
In this case, I was lucky there were a couple of seats and a very tiny table.
The Court Room walls didn't even have paintings or frescos on them, they were all a matching plain color.
"I'm fine with traditional," I retorted easily, leaning down against my tiny table, "it's just that it could be better. Especially if I'm going to have people show up. Constantly." I narrow my eyes at her intentionally.
To which the fox simply giggled slyly at me.
"Ara~? Do you mean to suggest we aren't having very important talks behind these closed doors?" She batted her eyelashes at me 'innocently'.
My eyebrow twitched at that.
When we're alone like this, I noticed she's very quick to drop innuendos and flirt.
Cute.
It helps her case that her particular statement wasn't wrong.
Several of the times she's shown up, it's been to coordinate efforts toward pushing the Yokai together.
The results of these talks have led many of the Yokai from across Japan to stay in Urakyoto.
With my subtle mentions to the Yokai that have shown up about my connections to the West, and Yasaka pushing for Yokai to stay because of the business the Night Parade brought, many have stuck around, at least for now.
That includes Magari, unfortunately for Kuroka.
But while there have been meetings like that, multiple even, there were also several like this.
Where she shows up and starts talking about random stuff. Trying to tease or get a rise out of me.
Hmm.
You know what? Maybe it's not just the Princess that needs correction, but her mother as well.
How would one go about bulli'ing Yasaka?
"Hmm," I hum out, smirking back at her, "perhaps. Perhaps not. Though, I can't help but notice you aren't bringing Kunou along with you to thesetalks."
Distract for now. I need time to think about how to go about this.
Yasaka grimaced at that, although her smile didn't fade, "Funny you should mention that, Noriaki," Yasaka returned the favor with a smirk of her own, "Kunou has actively been refusing to come with me to these, no matter what I say, although, I couldn't imagine why" she trails off, knowingly.
Or, at least she thinks she knows.
I'm willing to bet she doesn't have the full picture, but it's not like I'm going to give it to her.
"Speaking of," Yasaka continues, "now that you brought her up, I just realized I haven't paid you back at all for watching over my little girl during that wholething."
She huffed with clear distaste before a sultry smile spread across her face, and she pulled on the top of her uniform ever so slightly as she leaned forward.
"Now did I~?" She questioned breathily, the sides of her nipples ever so slightly peeking out behind the cloth of her uniform, with the rest straining against it, outlining themselves clearly.
I give her the blankest stare I could muster.
"If you want to be technical about this, you could say all of this was my fault, you know." I point out plainly.
"Nonsense~..." Yasaka huffs out in denial, "You didn't control your father's actions, nor wish to be born, now did you? Besides," she leans forwards completely, practically on her hands and knees, fluffy tails swishing out behind her, "I was the one that more or less forced Kunou into your care, allow me to make up for that~..."
I'm starting to think this fox is Kuroka 2, Electric Boogaloo, MILF fluffy tails edition.
If she starts crawling towards me like that, I may break my tiny table fucking her silly on top of it.
Which is unacceptable, because this is my only tiny table!
Let's see herefor her type, the mischievous flirty type, what's the normal way to quickly get them flustered and bashful?
Aren't the indirect types usually weak to direct assault? Ah, but since she's an older mature woman, directly attacking her with spicey flirting would be ineffective, that'd be playing into her game.
Which meansshowing her the opposite. Something like genuine, romantic affection?
I hold up a hand to make her stop and wait a second for me, before clearing my throat with a breath and beginning, "I know what you can do."
Her tails swish a bit as she tilts her head at that, raising an eyebrow in curiosity, "Ho~? And what would that be?"
"You canallow me to take you out on a date."
She blinks in sheer befuddlement at that.
"...What?" She tries like she didn't quite hear me.
I nod sagely, "Mhmm, a date. It must be rough having to lead the West like you do, no?" I lean my head against my hand, and shoot her the best handsome smile I could muster, "I think a date would be something the both of us would enjoy a fair bit."
"Hmmperhaps," she muses momentarily with a soft smirk, "but it's unfortunate, Noriaki, but I can't leave Kyoto for something like that."
"Who said you'd have to leave?" I retorted easily.
She fumbled a bit, "H-Hmm? Then how?"
I smile genuinely, recalling my date with Kuroka briefly, "Because a date isn't just about visiting a place, either new or rarely visited, it's about the experience and fun you have along the way." I state with conviction, "We can have a sweet evening anywhere, it can be a picnic, a walkyou name it. I'll make it enjoyable, just for you."
She blinks once more, a small, barely noticeable blush spreading across her face, "...it sure sounds more like this would be a reward for me, doesn't it?"
My smile shifts into a handsome smirk as I look right into her eyes, "With how quick you are to show off your body, I thought you'd already know this" I hold my hand out to her, "You are the most perfect reward a man could ask for~..."
Yasaka flinched back at my final statement, her small blush exploding across her face, "A-Ahblast" she huffs, crossing her arms underneath her massive bust with a pout, mirroring her daughters almost perfectly, "That's not fair, you know~? Most young men shrivel up at a mere little tease, how do you stay so"
"Composed?" I finished for her, prompting a nod, "Spite." I answered simply, "Sheer, unending, spite."
And clever application and exploitation of enemy weaknesses.
But I'll leave that bit unsaid.
"Spite, hmm?" She tried out the word.
"You know, while we're talking about dates," I muse, "I recall also promising to take Kunou on one outside of Kyotoneed to figure out a time for that as well."
Yasaka was once again back to smirking, "Did you now~?" Then she blinked, "Wait, as wellwere youbeing serious about taking me out, too?"
I tilted my head at that, "Yeah? Why wouldn't I? I know I can be a spiteful prick at times, but there's no reason to be that much of a dick to you over you being a little tease," I huffed a small fit of chuckles, "especially after you looked so touched earlier."
"II see," she stammered briefly, "I'll admit, it has been a while since I've done thatit would be nice to experience it again." She smiles, a real genuine one, free of mischief, "Shall we make your dating me and my daughter official?"
I blink at her.
"As in, like, make it an official courtship?"
She nods.
"Well, in a sense," she elaborates, "it would apply more so to Kunou than to me, as she has yet to be officiallycourted."
Ah. Her mischievous smile is back.
I deadpan straight back at her.
"I'm not going to marry your daughter just like that, especially without you not even talking to her about this first!" I exclaim as I shoot her down, much to a skew of vibrant and sly chuckling from the fox.
~ A New Sun ~
Fucking fox.
I didn't want to spend the rest of the day talking about courtship rituals and marriage, but that's what ended up happening.
She even brought up marriage contracts.
I don't know why, but that shit made me gag.
She was joking, thankfully, but still.
She also brought up something called the Hany-Kami Descendants Plan.
Which I'll simplify as her wanting Kyuubi kids with the powers and attributes of a deity to take over Urakyoto and, therefore the name.
Half demon/god descendent's plan.
Take a wild guess as to how she'd get such descendants?
Why, by me impregnating her and Kunou of course!
Kuroka 2.0. I swear.
She left it ambiguous on whether or not she was joking or not, but considering the fact I vaguely recall Kunou bringing up a similar plan in canon I'm pretty sure it's real.
Now, it's nighttime.
Over the next few days, I should have significantly fewer meetings to be forced to attend, as everyone has other things to do.
Even Yasaka, whose work is picking up in Urakyoto steadily the longer the Yokai stay.
I think, last up, I need to talk with Inari, as she wants to push job applications down everyone's throats steadily, but soon, and she needs my help to push those out, and tailor certain apps to certain groups.
Fun.
But, after all that, I should finally have some time for myself.
For now though, mentally drained, I want sleep.
So far, in my new bedroom, all I have in it is this very comfy futon, but that's all I need to drift off peacefully.
Now. If only I could get some quiet to do so!
"I'm telling you darling~! It was awful, nyah~!" My black-haired cat girl pushed her voluptuous body into my side as she held onto me, shaking in 'terror' as she recounted her day with Magari.
Again.
"That old hussy made me sit there for eight hours, nyah~! Eight! And if my tails so much as even twitched she whacked me with all seven of her tails! Nyaahhh~!" She dramatically whined into my side.
As I stared at the ceiling, wishing for death.
Fuck it. If she's going to keep me awake like this, I may as well make good use of this time.
"Say, Kuroka?" I suddenly asked, prompting her to perk up, her whining ceasing instantly.
"Yes, darling~?" She looked at me with a tilt of her head.
And a small smirk.
Fucking cat.
"Did I ever tell you about my thinking about ways to try and, hmm, unincarnate you?" I try that term.
Kuroka blinks, her ears twitching, "Unincarnateas in, reverse the effects of the Evil Pieces? Make me not a Devil anymore, nyah~? Hmm" she hums, then shrugs, "No, I don't think so, nyah~!"
I deadpanned at her for that.
I'm getting the feeling I mentioned it offhandedly to her, but she probably forgot, especially if I didn't elaborate further.
"Well, I've got the start of a plan of working towards it," I continued unperturbed, "the only question now iswould you be good with the idea? Of trying to reverse yourhnngh, devilfication?"
That sounds better. Let's stick with that.
Kuroka stretched out, letting out a light yawn before humming in thought, "Would I? Let's seebeyond no one being able to do it before, and all your effort possibly being for waste if you can't? Hmm~!" She taps her chin, "I do like how easy to use Demonic Power is, you know~? If I stop being a Devil, I don't have that power anymore, presumably, nyah~! Nor the power my pieces give me!"
I nod, that's all fair.
"Let's see, lifespan? No, no" she mutters, "Hmmwell, besides the power, the only other thing I can think of is thatit won't change anything, you nyah~?" She looks up at me, right in the eyes, a sad smile on her face, "Pieced or not, the Underworld would still come after me, just rather a stray and criminal I'd be only a criminal"
I blow out a light sigh to that and pat her on the head.
"Maybe not kitty, but you see, you're missing something important here." I point my finger right to the center of her chest, "That little chess piece in there marks you as one of theirs. With it gone? I can claim you fully as mine." I huff out huskily, prompting her to shiver slightly, "And maybe replace it with a little something else? Who knows" I muse wistfully.
Kuroka stared at me, a doughy smile on her face as she wiggled around against me, "Don't tease me like that, darling~...!"
"I'm serious though?" I confirm, prompting her to stop and blink at me.
Quickly continuing, I add, "And, besides, I get the lost power thingbut you already have a perfectly serviceable replacement that you stopped practicing."
Now at that, Kuroka cringed and looked down, not meeting my gaze.
Seriously, I nearly forgot I gave her Chakra. She was practicing with it, doing well and all!
Then she just stopped.
"Sorry" she mumbled in shame, "old habits die hard, nyah~?"
I continued petting her hair, sighing all the while.
"If you need help with it, don't hesitate to ask."
"I'll be fine," she stated, "I just gotlazy is all, alright?"
I huffed at that, thinking for a few of the following silent moments before adding.
"You know, if I removed your Devil bit, your fertility would probably return as well." I tacted on, almost as an afterthought.
Kuroka's gaze shot back up to mine in an instant.
"When can we begin?" Kuroka asked calmly.
I merely blink back down at her.
Why didn't I just lead with that?
Keep it simple stupid. Especially with cats.
"Whenever I can start setting my plan into motion." I respond whilst patting her on the back.
Kuroka twitches slightly at that.
"What does this plan of yours involve this time, nyah~?" She asks, curiosity stricken.
"Well, you remember after my fight with Vali, when we destroyed that forest?" I started, she nodded, "And how I used my light to sort of, kind of, maybe help along with regrowing the forest?"
"Ah~?" Kuroka lets out a breathy sigh, "Yeah, I remember that nyah~! You think there might be more there?"
I roll my eyes at that. Judging by her reaction, it's more likely she remembers the lovey-dovey sex after rather than the forest restoration.
"Yeah, I think there might. All this time, I've been using my powers offensively, for combat purposes, but never stopped to think about, wellanything else?" I ground out, almost ashamed of myself there, "I mean the sun is more than just fire and light, it's"
"Life." Kuroka cuts me off to finish for me.
"Huh? I mean, that's not wrong, technically in a sense"
"I think you might have something there, darling~..." she said with a wide beaming smile, "when I first met you, one of the things I sensed from you was life. Not like life-force, or ki, but something more." She kisses me on the cheek, "May be best to start there, nyah~?"
After a moment, I hum in agreement.
Life, just straight up, huh?
That could be excellent in fact.
I have a healing factor, after all. Maybe that's just a passive benefit from that aspect of my power?
Only one way to find out.
"Gonna go out, grab some stray devils, and see what happens when I light them up." I idly finished the intended explanation for my plan.
Kuroka blinked and raised an eyebrow at me.
"...Are you sure you aren't still thinking with your battle boner, nyah~?"
"Well?" I state slowly, "Gotta start somewhere, right?"
Only to be met by light cat cackling.
Which I huffed at. Fucking cat.
There is logic I'm following here, although it's not something she'd know about.
About the only person to be un-deviled in the series, technically.
See, in canon, Issei did stop being a Devil, at least for a time.
Issei's body was destroyed and his soul was placed in a new body, one made of other flesh.
At this point? Issei wasn't a Devil, he was a Humanoid Dragon, and to become a Devil once more he needed to be reincarnated by Rias again.
That's a vastly simplified version of events, but what happened paints an interesting picture.
This all leads me to believe that Devilfication is only body-deep, not soul-deep, and that theoreticallyif you can purify out the Devil bits or coating, you could reverse the process the Evil Pieces puts someone through.
Of course, this all requires experimentation, thus the need for test subjects.
But before even that, I need to make sure I can even, as a base, heal others.
Without that, well, I could destroy all I want, but healing is hard to come by unless you're a Phenex or Asia.
There is one of those in Kuoh, a Phenex, that is.
Hmm, backup idea, hello there~!
And none of this is accounting for the role the Evil Pieces themselves play in all this, another thing that needs testing!
Suddenly, Kuroka's cackling stops as she crawls on top of me, looming above me.
"Enough of that for now, darling~! I'm not some brilliant scientistbut you will let me help when the time comes, nyah~?" She asked, batting her eyelashes at me.
I reached up and cupped her face in my hands, "Like you ever need to try and convince me there, Senjutsu and magic would be a pretty big help here, no doubt."
Kuroka smiled as she lay down, wrapping her arms around my neck, and resting her head on my chest.
"Good, nyah~!" She yawned, deeply, "Now then, that evil old woman who hasn't gotten laid in three centuries ran me raggedand I want as much private time as possible with my darling before you're suddenly occupied again, you know?"
"I don't think you'll have to worry about that too much," I idly note, wrapping my arms around her, "schedule should be lightening up here soon, should have more free time then forstuff."
"Hmm~!" She hums, "Even when adding Shirone into the equation?"
I blink.
"What?"
"Mhmm! Shirone, it's been a while since you two have been able to do anything, you nyah~?" She winks up at me, "So I took the liberty of telling her what's been going onand needless to say, she wants to see you soon~!"
I stare down at Kuroka, who smirks innocently back up at me.
"Kuroka," I intone, "did you do this, specifically because I didn't save you from Magari?" I ask outright.
"Maaayybbee~?" Kuroka purrs out.
Well.
The cat learned the power of spite.
That's probably not good for my future health, is it?
"Huh. Well." My hands slide down her back, landing smack dab right on her ample ass with a sweet slap and surprised squeal from my cat girl.
The next thing she knows, I'm flipping over, dragging her with me so now I'm on top.
"You did say you wanted as much private time with me as possible," I held her down on the bed, leaning down to mutter darkly into her ear, "right~?"
She shivered, shaking her head at me as she looked significantly less certain than before.
"A~Ah~? UmmMercy? Nyah?" She tried.
I chuckled.
"None here, pet."
"Nyahhh~!"
~ A New Sun ~
The rest of the month passed by at worryingly blistering speeds.
May passes into June, and only at the start of this month am I finding myself with enough free time to dedicate to pushing my plan forward.
Fortunately? Pushing toward my goals requires me to do one of my favorite pastimes.
Training.
Ah, how I missed the simple repetitive task of doing the same thing over and over again, repeating for what feels like an ad-infinitum until I get better at doing the thing.
Truly, the monke part of my brain is showing there.
So then, what task am I performing now so early in the morning as it is?
Well, there are plenty of gardens in and around the Kyoto Palace, which means plenty of test subjects.
Plant test subjects to see If I can draw out the supposed life aspects of my powers, by showering them in the glow of my light.
Now, I'm not trying to blow anything up, so I, and the several clones I made and spread out across the gardens to do this, are only giving minimal light showers at the moment.
Have to start somewhere, after all.
How is it going so far?
It's like Naruto's Rasen-shuriken training, but instead of struggling and straining to cut leaves, it's like watching paint dry.
Painfully tedious. Painfully slow. Yet so much better than sitting in meetings all day bug-eyed that I can't even complain.
Watching as the little sparkles of light rain down from my outstretched palm onto some random flower, as its petals are illuminated by my light's silvery white glow is also somewhatmesmerizing, to be honest.
Even if nothing else is happening.
I'm going to feel bad when I start pumping these plants full of light like a drug addict.
All for science!
I blink belatedly as one of my clones suddenly pops.
Huh?
They were suddenly attacked from behind, right to the head, who in the hell?
Slowly, I stand up, turning in the direction I sent that particular clone off in, narrowing my eyes.
Someone is masking their presence in that direction.
Only reason I can tell is because it's not perfect, I can still sense them faintly, but it's muffled.
Wait a minute.
I recognize that aura!
Pretty much all my caution that had built up leaves me as I deadpan stare off into the distance.
In the back of my mind, something Kuroka said a bit ago replays itself like a vhs tape.
"Even when adding Shirone into the equation?"
Kuroka left not too long ago, Vali Team stuff apparently.
I've been putting off getting a collar for her, but now's a better time than never.
I don't even bother moving as the presence, as Shirone, turns to my direction and starts heading this way post haste.
"How have ya been, my cute little kouh" I begin to call out, only to be interrupted as the bushes rustle and Shirone's form explodes out from the foliage, fist lashing straight into my gut.
Prompting my words to be replaced lowest groan I could muster from the back of my throat.
"You areso lucky, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, or else it would be all over you right now." I mention, breath strangled.
"Quiet." She hisses, fist still in my gut, "Or I'll do it again, but aiming lower."
"Oi! Nori Junior is innocent in all of this! Keep him out of this!" I cry out.
"Senpai." She slowly looks up at me, glaring, something like the mix of a pout and a scowl set across her face.
"Alright, alright" I concede, wrapping my arms around her little form, "Sorry."
"Idiot senpai. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot." She repeated, over and over again, jabbing at me all the while, although each jab carried little to no heat, unlike the first.
"Good to see you too." I muse with amusement, "Am I assuming correctly that Kuroka let you in?"
Shirone leaned her head against my chest, well, middle of my torso because she's so short, and nodded slightly at my words.
I sigh.
"I'm also going to assume that Kuroka embellished her account heavily of what happened to make me seem as bad as possible, yeah?" I further question.
"Most likely," she mumbled against me, "doesn't matter though."
"Hmm?" I raise an eyebrow down at her, "Why's that?"
"Senpai is totally stupid enough to do at least 1% of what big sister told me." She huffed out with conviction.
"You know what kitty?" I reached up, petting and scratching behind her small fluffy white ears, "That hurt. More than the punch."
"Good." She intoned back, whilst leaning into my touch.
Damn. Cold much?
Suddenly, she reaches up and takes my hand, looking up at me expentently, "You can make up for your transgressions, if you take me out and buy me food."
"So you want a date then?" I huff non-paused.
Her eyebrow twitches, "Not a date." She huffs, "Just free food."
I roll my eyes and smile as she refuses to meet back my gaze.
What is with me and all the dates lately?
"Right, right." I nod, "So where do you wanna go on a date?"
She twitches at that once more.
Ah, small kitty, you should have seen this coming! Interrupting my precious training time as you are!
Granted, I can have the clones do stuff while we're awayunlike the meetings, this shouldn't last so long that the headaches caused by all the clones popping would be detrimental to the task at hand.
Also, actually enjoying what you're doing helps when one wants to power through something, and I do enjoy bulli'ing and teasing the small white cat!
"Not a date." She denied with a little more heat, on both her tone and face, "ButI want yakitori."
I deadpan down at her.
"That's not breakfast."
She shrugs, and deadpans back at me.
"So?"
Shit. Can't argue with that logic, now can I?
Though I doubt any kebab place is going to be open so early.
Pretty sure the little gremlin knows that too.
Oh well, guess we'll just have to spend the time doing other totally not couple things.
With a chuckle, I pick up Shirone suddenly, prompting a squeak as I start carrying her.
"Nyah!? Senpai!"
I ignore her outraged mewling, and start walking off with her, making a mental note to replace my clones as soon as I'm able to.
"So, while I walk," I smirk at her indignant glare, "why don't I tell you what's really happened, yeah?"
"Sureafter you put me down!"
"Nope~!" I cackle in denial, moving my head to the side to dodge a small little fist aimed for my cheek.
Not the worst way to get interrupted, if I do say so myself.
And hey? Who knows! Maybe something won't happen on this date that will also conveniently help me out with what I'm trying to do as well.
Nope. It'll be a perfectly normal not-a-date. That's all.
Heh.
Murphy, do your thing!
"Ah~! Quite the sight, isn't it my cute little kouhai?" Noriaki mused behind her, his voice sweet and tender, "Although it would be much better at night, I bet."
"Probably." Koneko ground out through gritted teeth, "Now can you put me down, senpai."
He makes at least a show of considering it, humming for a second before huffing out a, "Nope~!"
And then proceeding to cuddle her against his chest, like some God damn teddy bear.
Koneko grits her teeth, the fists clenching so hard her knuckles turned somehow even paler than her complexion already was.
It contrasted hideously, she imagined, with the burning red drowning out her face as people around them awed and cooed at them for their 'couple antics'.
The mundane humans are the only reason her dear, beloved, senpai hasn't lost his fucking jaw yet.
Now, being held and pampered like a bloody stuffed animal, literally being held aloft on the Kyoto Tower Observation Deck so she could see better, Koneko tried to figure out where everything went wrong.
Technically speaking, it all started back when her stupid bastard of a senpai summoned her.
Being very technical, it all began when her equally stupid fat-chested sister ran into him, told her about their family, and he decided to try and fix their shit.
In the end, everything was her sister's fault, huh?
Putting that line of thought to rest, and getting more specific, shit went wrong lately around the time she saw Noriaki on his phone, looking up date locations in Kyoto while they ate yakitori.
She should have known that her senpai putting effort into something spelled trouble.
And it did. The moment they left, he was likethis.
All sweet, lovey-dovey, holding her hand, calling her cute, and all sorts of other nicknames in public.
He acts like he's trying to be quiet about it, but he's barely loud enough that everyone can hear me.
She doesn't think she's stopped blushing at all since they left.
Never once before has she thought that being able to tell whether someone is lying or not by reading their ki would change the way certain things feel when said, but now she knows better.
Him calling her cute, now that she knows with 100% certainty that he means it, makes her feelthings.
If he tries pushing her any further, she'll grab his nips and twist.
Something she's been saving for her sister in case she gets too many ideas.
In the end, though, she can say somewhat surprisingly that all of this? This torture is much better than the hell that's going on back home.
That thought almost made her frown, but then he put his chin on top of her head.
Fucking, tall, back-hugging, bastard!
He's making it very hard to brood over her black-haired perverted bimbo of a Queen and her daddy issues making her fairly uppity at the moment.
Oh, wait, did she say a moment? No no, she means the past few weeks.
Truly, Koneko had already set her sights on dragging him out eventually for dumping that literal problem Angel on their doorstep.
The 10-winged Fallen, former cadre Baraqiel, wasn't tight-lipped about what happened, and how he ended up there.
She would begrudgingly admit that it took everything in her power not to die laughing at some of the things her senpai said to the Fallen.
She did choke on a cookie when the bimbo, with such a sickeningly sweet and fake smile on her face that it looked like it hurt to wear, 'confirmed' pretty much everything and told him to promptly fuck off.
Despite her and Noriaki never even talking to each other once, she thinks.
Ah. Household drama.
Since then, President Bimbo has been stubbornly training to get the two to make up, and she hasn't been backing down at all shockingly enough.
Even told off that annoying chicken for trying to muck it all up.
So, now Queen Bimbo's daddy works at Kuoh, and kind of works with the remaining Fallen in the Underworld working with the Devils, while President Bimbo slowly pushes the two to interact.
To say the resulting tension throughout the school is so thick you could cut it with a knife would be wrong.
She could eat the tension as a main course and still not leave a dent in it, that's how bad it is.
Senpai hasn't even been to school, not even his clone things have shown up for a good long while now.
She can't wait to see his reaction once he finally shows up again.
But compared to all that?
Well.
Maybe she finds herself snuggling back up against her senpai, just a little bit.
Thankful that, at the very least, he can't get a clear view of her face as she smiles slightly
"Hmm, let's see, it's near midday, so where to next?" He mumbles above her, "The Kyotomangekyo Museum, the Aquarium? Plenty of gardens too."
After a moment, Koneko replied softly, "...the Aquarium sounds nice."
"Should I expect we'll be taking a trip to Nishiki afterward?" He muses aloud, "I hear they have octopus there!"
He grunted faintly as she elbowed his ribs.
Before promptly adding a little, "Yes."
To which he simply chuckled down at her, "Right."
This idiot! Acting like this in front of other people to stop her from responding properly.
She'll punch him later, when they're alone, for sure.
But, for now?
It's not bad being treated like a princess, she supposes, even if he is trying to embarrass her.
As long as she's not being treated like that one perverted fox princess her sister told her about.
Anything except for that.
~ A New Sun ~
The rest of the day flew by.
She'd never out loud add unfortunately to the end of thought, but here she is, definitely thinking it at least.
Mostly.
Kind of.
"Like the kimono we ended up picking out for you?" The entirely too smug, entirely too handsome in that fucking kimono of his, bastard of a senpai asked lightly.
Sadly, she did.
A mostly white kimono, with a blue petal or leaf-like pattern spread across it, draped down across her petite form.
She could do without the giant red sash around the stomach, but that's par for the course with these outfits.
Staring straight ahead as they walk, she ignores the blush spreading across her face as she thinks back for a moment to the process of getting the damn kimono, all the ones she had to try on.
His, 'suggestions.'
Oh, would you look at that, they're in an alleyway, holding hands, with no one around.
So she increased the grip on his hand.
She knows she won't get any delicious popping from it, but she'll settle for the wince.
Finally answering him, she goes with a simple, "Eat shit and die."
He cackles at that, before trying to raise his denial, "Oh come on, the other options weren't so bad you!"
"One of them you suggested was pink." She huffed out, a scowl on her face at the thought of wearing that color again, "And the others weren't even kimono, they were yukata." She rebukes soundly.
"Oi. You look cute in pink." He huffed, before continuing, she could feel him raise an eyebrow at her, "And so? Yukata are comfortable, I'd know."
Her glare intensified, and her blush positively burned red, "They barely went halfway down my thighs."
After a few moments of what she hoped was careful contemplation, he merely says, "I see that as an absolute win."
It was not, in fact, careful contemplation.
She whirled her head in his direction, glaring bloody murder at him.
Only for her heat to be walled by his cool gaze and small smirk, "What? You've got nice thighs and a very good a"
"Complete that sentence and I will rip your balls off!" She interrupted, more panicked than embarrassed at this point.
His smirk grew, as he leaned down slightly, his eyes boring into her own, "You have, a really fucking great ass."
He stated, mirth clear in his eyes as he watched her face morph into abject horror.
Senjutsu, of course, told her it was true.
shut down.
For a split second, until she slammed her forehead into his jaw as hard as she could.
Pulling back, the bastard didn't even have the decency to look phased.
"F-Fuck you, perverted idiot senpai" she stammered and grumbled, averting her eyes from his gaze, "who justsays something like that to someone"
He chuckled a little, before musing, "Well, I figured you could use the compliment. I know you compare yourself to the other girls in certain aspects, and that you sell yourself short because of it."
"I do not." She denied it with a huff.
Then she blinked.
"Senpai. Did you just make a joke about my height?"
"You call any big-chested girl a bimbo in your head, don't you?" He asks, completely ignoring her, "Or cow, maybe. Something along those lines."
She furrows her brow.
Cow is a new one, why didn't she ever think of that before?
Hey! Wait a minute!
"Heh. Called it."
Then she turns and rams her fist straight into his liver.
Prompting the longest drawn-out groan she'd ever heard from him, but still not one in pain, merely discomfort.
Tch. One of these days, one of these days
"Damm kitty" he grunted, as she pulled her fist back, "Look, the point I'm trying to make is, you are attractive in your own way as well, and not to let the looks of others bring you down." He squeezes her hand back gently, "I saw the way you looked at yourself in the mirror back there when trying stuff on. Like you were disappointed in yourself?
"Don't be. You are attractive, physically and sexually, whether you believe it or not."
Well, he certainly believes it.
"How did you even" she mumbles out weakly, "did you peep, pervert?"
Is it strange she wouldn't even mind if it was him?
He snorts at that, "Like you? No." She flinched at that and didn't dare turn to see him otherwise she might very well be the one to explode, "You've got a lot of it, and it's all packed in two nice peach shapes. The fabric of the kimono, meanwhile, is pretty soft and thin, so when you bend over."
He clicks his tongue to emulate a popping sound, "Bam! Snapshot."
Oh.
Looking down, she pursed her lips together.
"C-Canwe not talk about this anymore, please?" She damn near pleads, "I'm not good withl-lewd stuff."
As painful as that is to admit, stuttering embarrassedly all the while.
Turns out, actively trying to be the opposite of her sister led to her not being veryversed, that way.
She couldn't flirt to save her life, and hell, she couldn't even tell the difference between flirting and coming on to someone.
They're more or less the same to her.
Mission accomplished, she guessed.
Still never going to take her sister's offer to teach her how to be lewd.
On that, she stubbornly refuses at least.
"Hmm, you know?" He hums in contemplation, "Only one real way to learn, ya know~...?" He trailed off suggestively.
See! Like that! What the hell does that mean exactly!?
Halting her racing thoughts, he sighs, reaches over, and pats her on the head, "But alright, if it makes you that uncomfortable, I'll stop, okay?"
She lets out a small sigh of relief, already feeling the burning across her face retracting, "Thank you, senpai."
"No problem, my cute little kouhai." He starts full-on petting her head.
She resists the urge to purr and lean into him, though it's mighty tempting.
She must stay strong, he will be punished somehow by the end of this night!
"So," he continued, filling the silence, "figure out which play you thought looked the best?"
Oh shit, that.
Currently, they're walking down the Ponto-ch, a district of Kyoto that is pretty much a long narrow alleyway.
It would be exclusively that if it also wasn't host to traditional Japanese architecture and entertainment.
Tea houses, geisha houses, bars, restaurants, brothels, the works.
But what they were here for, the reason why he even rented a kimono for her, was for the theater here, the traditional plays and dances.
It's a tad early into the evening, so there aren't many options available, the alleyway lights up beautifully in the dead of night supposedly.
A shame, she would have loved to stay out longer, but during the nighttime proper she's got Devil work to do.
Fucking yakitori bitch and her schedules.
She wishes her bimbo of a President would put her foot down there too, but instead, she found a workaround for herself and proceeded to fuck off with it.
Although, maybe she could similarly use him?
Thoughts for later, she needs to make a choice now.
"What were the options again, senpai?"
"Hmm, let me pull out the pamphlet again and che-" As he moves to grab the pamphlet in the inside pocket of his kimono, he suddenly stops, jerking her to a sudden stop as well.
"Son of a bitch." He hissed out.
She tilted her head, befuddled, "Senpai, wha" she froze as she suddenly felt it.
The cold, dark dread of Demonic Power, the type of Demonic Power backed by malicious and violent intent.
Heavy footsteps echoed down the alley, coming from behind them.
"Thayure yore! Ahv been lookin' fahwar yawl"
Wait.
Huh?
Senpai sighed, a loud, pained, anguished thing, as he let go of her hand and turned around.
She did as well, shortly thereafter, and beheld a monster walking towards them.
A monster of fashion that is.
Koneko couldn't help herself.
She deadpanned, before asking, "Who put the fat gargoyle with a mullet in a biker jacket and said it was a good idea?"
The gargoyle stopped and looked at her extremely offended.
Noriaki gaped at her for a second, before a wide, proud smile slowly etched itself across his face.
It took her everything she had to not preen at his look.
"Thuh hell yawl thank yawl thank yore tawkin' bout yawl dawgone midget!" It started ranting, at her, she thinks? "Yawl wouldn't know fashion hifit fucked yawl in thuh ass!"
Yeah, she has no damn clue what this guy is saying.
Well, the only thing she got was 'midget' out of that.
Because of course, this trash went that way, the unoriginal hack.
She turns her head, looking at Noriaki with a raised eyebrow.
To which he dreadfully sighed, again, before beginning to explain.
"This guy is a Stray Devil, clearlybut judging by his accent, he was an Oni."
"Wuz? Wuz!?" The creature cried out in anger at his explanation, "Ah still am! Ahm better evun! Now ahm...more." He shivered as he almost moaned the last word out.
Both of them somehow managed to hold back gagging on the spot.
"Ugh," Noriaki grimaced, "okay. That's disgusting."
"Iz not!" It tried to interject.
"Is." Noriaki shot out a quick denial, "Anyhow, the fuck did you do ugly?"
"Not ugly! Smart!" The stray rebuked viscously, "Say, cheater, few could git help frum other Yokai an thuh Clans, then Ah thought Ah could git help as wayul!
"So, Ah went tuh thuh Devils, tricked wun with mah big brain tuh reincarnate muh, then ran awf! Ah became...better." It did the thing, again, his wings popping out behind his back and shaking as they do.
This time, Koneko did gag, and her senpai patted her on the back as she did.
The monster wasn't bothered though, and continued unabated, "Enough tuh crush yawl, avenge Lord Ibaraki, then, Ahl go take ovur thuh Oni mahsef! An lead us tuh uh new golden age!" It finished with a jubilant cry.
"Okay, okay." Noriaki nodded along, "I didn't get half of that."
She holds up a finger, "I didn't get any of that."
"Bha! Don't matter few git it or not!" It stomped the ground, cracking and splintering it as its massive flabby foot sunk into the concrete, "It'll end thuh same anyways!"
"Right, right." Noriaki nodded, mockingly, "So, uh, quick questionbut was it only you who did this, or?"
It laughs boisterously at the suggestion, "Yawl thank no others is smart enough tuh thank uh thus? Naw, monly ROKUBI!" It roars its name like a beast, creating actual shockwaves.
It ruffles their kimonos a little bit.
"Okay." She and Senpai say in unison, in the most deadpan drawl they can manage, as they stand there unaffected.
"Now, who should Ah start with?" He muses aloud, acting like the two of them aren't just staring at it like the trash it is.
This guy has no sense or survival instinct left, does he?
Eventually, its eyes settle on her, "Ah! Bout thuh tiny liddel pedo bait? Yeah, sshaylooks aansmayuls llahkuh good snack!"
Wait. Hold on.
Back up a second.
What did this guy say?
What did this dead fucking meat just say about her!?
Her senpai huffed, "Give me a second, I think I got some extra soybeans around here somewhere." He started searching his pockets, only to stop when she took a step forward.
A very heavy step forward.
One that cracked the ground, lacing the alley down with small spider web fractures.
Noriaki, promptly, took a step back.
"Alright, have at it then. Just don't get blood on the rental, alright?"
"No promises." She huffed out.
"Oh, wellshit." He stated despondently.
The Oni turned stray looked upon her with shock, "Wow...Ah didn't know yawl wuz thet heavy! Yawl must bay rilly fat under thet small frame!"
Her eyebrow twitched.
Heavy? Fat?
In the next moment, her tails and ears sparked into existence as her ki violently burst from her body.
"Ah! Hare it com" Its battle shout was cut off as its lower jaw, suddenly met and fused with the upper part of its jaw.
A sickening pop cracked the air, as one moment, the stray was fine, then in the next her fist came from below, smashing into the bottom of its jaw.
Its neck stretched and snapped, becoming several inches longer before bending and hitting itself in the back.
Slowly, the monster's body fell back, crushing its head under its weight with a wet crunch.
She, meanwhile, simply stared up at her fist in disbelief.
At the last second, she pulled back her ki to not pop his head like a balloon, she didn't want to get blood on her after all, or the kimono for that matter.
Yet, that felt far too easy, right?
Oni are supposed to have enhanced physical power and durability compared to other Yokai, kind of like a Rook.
Then after being reincarnated, and gaining a Devil boost on top of it, along with turning stray and getting a bigger and fatter form, it should be way tougher, right?
Or is she simply that strong now?
Huh, training with Senpai and her sister has been paying off pretty well then, hasn't it?
She just hasn't gotten a chance to see how much stronger she's gotten in a real fight.
Not like this idiot could put up a real fight.
It's a shame too, she was hoping to make it take back everything it said about her.
With a discontent sigh, her ears and tails vanish as she looks at the body sprawled out before her.
Now, how to get rid of this thing?
She's fairly certain there isn't a dumpster big enough in the city to dump this thing in, so that's out.
As she's contemplating simply throwing the body really damn far away, Noriaki walks past her, standing to the side of the corpse.
Oh, duh.
Walking incinerator, right here.
He puts his hand on its stomach, and as soon as he does, she preemptively takes a step back.
Shortly thereafter, something did happen, but it wasn't fire like she expected.
Instead, a wave of pure white light ripples across the figure or the corpse, outlining it with light.
As seconds ticked up, the light grew, Noriaki narrowed his eyes in focus while she started closing hers.
Until eventually, she was forced to snap them shut as a bright flash erupted from the body before her.
Wearily opening them back up, blinking several times to regain her sight, she finds her senpai staring down in confusion at the ground.
Where the body is completely gone, not even ash remaining. The only trace, proof of existence left seems to be a small pool of blood.
And an Evil Piece. A Pawn Piece to be precise.
Except there's something strange about it.
Standard pieces look like normal chess pieces when not in use, but when used, glow the color of the user's aura.
So thenwhy does this piece look bleached out? A complete marble or crystalline white, carved to vaguely resemble a pawn piece.
Tentatively, he reaches down and picks it up, eyeing it strangely before looking at her, "Is itsupposed to look like this?" He holds it closer to her so she can see.
Her eyes narrow as she focuses on it, finding nothing else besides her initial observations, "It's not like any piece I've seen or heard about, that's for sure."
"Huh." He brings it back, holding it before him, "I thinkI did this."
She stared at him, half-lidded and unamused, "You mean beyond the sudden flashback?"
He winced, "Yeah, besides that, my baddidn't know what would happen when I tried that, to be honest."
The last time he said something like that, he went into that form.
Fortunately, a few bright lights aren't anywhere near the level of that, so she deigns to bring up his propensity to try new shit out on the field later.
Instead, she asks the most obvious with a sigh, "So what exactly did you do then, idiot senpai?"
"Pumped every crevice, pipe, and fiber of its being with my light-based powers."
She blinks at him.
"So you purified and exorcized him out of existence then?" She lays it out in simpler terms.
Prompting him to blink back at her.
"HuhYeah. I guess I did." He rubs the back of his head with a silly smile, and a chuckle, "Oh!" He suddenly perks up, holding up the piece, "Mind if I keep this forstuff?"
Her eyes slowly narrow at him.
Kings can summon their unused pieces at any time. If a stray is killed, that piece becomes unused, so they can summon it back right after.
So even if he kept the thing it'd vanish eventually.
On the other hand, there's something up with that piece. Albeit, she can't quite put her finger on it.
Well, either way.
She shrugs, uncaring, "Not my problem what you do with it."
Really, it isn't.
The Peerage doesn't get paid nearly enough in her opinion to track down and stomp a bunch of tantrum-throwing edge lords and reclaim their lost pieces for them.
Seriously, it's absurd how many of her clothes end up getting torn or burned off fighting all the bastards.
Everyone seems to have claws, or acid, or something that specifically fuck with everyone else's wardrobe nowadays.
She's sick of that shit.
"Sweet. Yoink." He stuffs it in his pocket, "Thanks Murphy, love ya!"
Huh? Who the hell is Murphy?
As soon as she's about to ask that aloud, he's suddenly upon her, scooping her right up in his arms.
"Now then, my cute little kouhai, look how strong you've gotten~!"
Oh no. Not this shit again.
"And you did it without getting a spec on your kimono, look at that! I'm so proud of you~!"
That sweet, tender-sounding voice!
"S-Stop that, senpai!" She hissed, feeling her face starting to heat up on instinct at this point.
"Hahaha!" He giggles, "Make me kitten~!"
Also instinctual was her suddenly going on the attack, batting the hell out of his face for what he called her.
She should have let that gargoyle try and eat her, no wait, she should have thrown Noriaki at him!
Yeah, his stupidly hard head would have splattered the fat fuck across the pavement in an instant!
Grabbing his cheeks, and pulling as hard as she can while he laughs maniacally like some overdramatic supervision, she makes a decision.
But first, she needs to talk with her sister about it
~ A New Sun ~
I stare at the scene that awaited me back home with a half-lidded expression.
All around the garden, my clones ran around like chickens with their heads cut off, as several oversized plants flailed about with ludicrously large roots, petals, and vines.
Almost as soon as I walked in, all the clones, damn near half a dozen, turned to me at once.
"Boss!"
"Prime Guy!"
"Thank fuck!"
They all cried in relief before jumping and dogpiling around me.
I simply give a deep, long sigh, before catching a vine before it hits me in the face casually.
"I have two words," I start, unamusement clear in my tone as I looked over the clones, "the fuck."
What followed was my voice, several times over, panickedly explaining what happened.
It all boiled down to this: they got bored and decided to forego an IV drip of light, instead, they pumped as much as they could as fast as they could into several different plants all at once.
Except, unlike when I did it, the plants didn't end up like the stray.
Instead, they became oversized versions of their normal versions.
We had to end the night early because of the damage done to the Ponto-ch, neither of us had the magic spells to fix it, so this is what I have to deal with when I get back?
With a huff, I dispel all my clones.
Then groan, as the fuckers running around all panicked like that one SpongeBob scene was revealed to me to be an intentional clone plot.
Payback, apparently, for leaving them there while I go out and enjoy the day with a cute cat girl.
Well, fuck me too!
Wait. You? You me?
Ugh. Clones.
Regardless, they left this shit for me to deal with when they got back because they're petty asshats.
So now I'm going to make extra sure to ring the clones out the next time we do swordsmanship training.
Little shits.
I walk over to one of the plants, a sunflower, that's flailing around every which way, and grab it by the step, making it stop moving as it faces me.
It becomes almost eerily still, its center desk facing me, the flower head being much bigger than my head in size.
Truthfully, it's kind of unsettling, seeing the oversized disk florets so close.
It's like staring into a maw without teeth.
Huh. I consider an oversized sunflower that can't hurt me to be scarier than some of the legitimate monsters I've fought before.
That's kind ofsad.
Shaking that thought out of my head, I pulled the flower from the ground, immolating it in my hand at the same time.
I will be forever thankful the thing didn't start screaming. Somehow.
Seems like whatever the clones did to the flowers didn't make them more alive or sentient than they already were.
Following that, I did the same to the rest of the sized plants, scattering the resulting ash amongst the gardens, to much the same results.
Sitting down in the garden, bathed in darkness with the taint of ash in the air, I pull the Evil Piece from my pocket and stare down at it.
I never considered it before, the 'Power of Purification' that the exorcists in Japan used.
Mostly because it's so easy to forget people even have it, despite one of the main characters, Akeno, possessing the ability to use it, I can't recall a time where she explained and showed it off, always preferring to blast someone with lightning.
Typical of her, but still, such a power would have been useful against Riser in the Rating Game, and it wasn't her Holy Lightning, so?
Ugh. Canon inconsistencies. Whatever, there's no point trying to dissect it now.
Logically, if Shinto priests and normal exorcists around these parts can use it, why wouldn't I?
And, especially considering my mother, and what she and her attributes stand for, shouldn't my purification be particularly strong?
Well, the purifying powers within my light, that is.
But where to begin?
The closest thing I can think of that the power of purification would be related to would be Harae, the ritual purification used at Shinto Shrines.
It's often known as a type of exorcism, after all.
Harae is used in the purification of sins and uncleanness, although the English translation doesn't cover everything.
Sins are accumulating in the Shinto term by causing evil deeds, and disasters, and spreading uncleanness.
Uncleanness, or defilement in some cases, is a state caused by forms of death, disease, menstruation, childbirth, and acts such as rape.
These things, sins, and uncleanness, are ultimately remedied by Harae.
If the power of purification is truly based on Harae, and I see no reason it can't, then that's an avenue to explore.
Especially since it might be the key to doing this again, without destroying the body around it.
I hold up the Evil Piece.
The marble white Evil Piece, that I sense nothing from.
Even as I poke, prod, and push my Holy Spirit Power into the thing.
Nothing.
It's almost like it's inert, a completely blank, and empty crystal.
I think I may have, in the process of annihilating that 'poor' stray, completely purified out the Evil Piece as well, turning it back into the unnamed attribute crystal it's made of.
Of course, this could just be a one-off case.
But that's what repeat experiments are for, no?
And I don't doubt for one second that other Devils took advantage of the supernatural chaos to reincarnate people, possibly other Oni, or others, and that they strayed as well.
At the very least though, that was the fest reincarnated Oni I've seen, surprisingly enough.
Not the first Oni since the fight with Ibaraki though. It's all been low-level idiots who keep trying to 'take revenge' on me and shit.
The stronger, saner, guys get that it would be useless, but these guys mentally can't.
In any case, I think it's about time I return to an old pastime of mine.
Mob farming.
After I spank Kuroka for sending Koneko after me!
Oh, how the turn tables.
"WWWRRRYYYYYYY-"
"Quiet you." I slap the leopard-looking Stray beneath me mid-screech.
But although it stops screeching for a moment, it continues to try and remove the absurdly large dumpster pinning its lower body to the ground.
"You know, you really don't have the right to be like this," I huff, arms crossed, looking down at the gaudy gold-wearing leopard, "you were the one who told me to get as close as I'd like, remember?"
And that I did, to drop a dumpster on the poor Dio cosplayer.
Or, rather, I body-slammed him to the ground then dropped the dumpster on him to keep him there.
Its hands, more paw than truly human, suddenly tense.
"WRRRRRRRY"
I sucker punch it straight to the jaw, its impromptu battlecry cut short as its head suddenly snaps down and hits the dirt, making no more sound nor movement any longer.
Looking back at its hands, I see the barest hints of claws poking through.
Not sure if he was going to try and claw me, or my handy dandy test subject blanket here, but either way I couldn't have that!
Eh. Doesn't matter in the end as it's always best to start with the subjects being unconscious.
Especially the unique screaming ones.
Which was every single stray I've run into for the past few nights, but I digress.
It spares my ears the pain for at least a little bit, because no matter what, I'll be hearing a lot of screeching.
Turns out, being annihilated out of existence, no matter how fast you go, hurts.
None of the monsters have been shy about letting me know that much at least.
I let out a long, tired sigh as I kneeled next to my latest catch, staring at it with a dull expression.
The novelty of how every single stray seems to be unique in some way is beginning to run out, as is my patience.
See, these repeated experiments have yielded results, good and bad.
The good thing? I have consistently been able to get purified pieces, which is what I've taken to calling them.
The bad thing? I'm only getting them after annihilating the Reincarnated Devil's body and soul.
It isn't for a lack of trying to focus the power either, by the way. The power of purification, going off its Shinto Ritual counterpart, cleans out all it considers unclean.
I know it can be used to cure or attack specific things, or at least there's a precedent for it considering Inari was able to actively not affect Kuroka with her Holy Spirit Power.
But I lack that type of control at the moment.
So as it stands, my purification is very much a filthy racist that will try and purify everything in sight, kind of like a 'pre-retaliatory' immune system, it considers people like Yokai or Devils the same as a disease and will try to destroy it.
I can kind of work around it, by using very small amounts of the power, but that's only effective on smaller things like actual disease.
Also, all thescreaming, as I mentioned before is still a problem.
Getting away from that, now it's not a case of whether or not I can purify the Piece, it's can I even get to the piece to purify it without hurting Kuruka?
And the answer to that ismy chances aren't looking too great.
If the piece is where I think it is, the soul, jammed in there like a Sacred Gear, then I think I may be fucked.
This would be so much easier if Kuroka could just pull out her piece, but I've never seen anyone do that before.
Well, beyond Ajuka, but of course he could do it, and it would make sense for him to lock it up nice and tight.
Pretty sure the only reason the pieces aren't simply exploding, teleporting away, or whatever failsafe they have in place isn't working is because of what they're made of.
Attribute crystal. Don't think it was ever given a proper name.
When I purify everything, the crystal pieces take on the attribute of my purification, basically overriding all the Devil stuff within.
But if it's in the soul, then no wonder I destroy everything on the way, I have to go through everything to get to it.
Although, there is technically a way to get to the soul directly, skipping the body at the very least.
Senjutsu.
One of its basic functions enables a direct strike to a person's spirit, I could technically use that to skip the physical body.
Slight problem with that though.
It's an attack, and I'm nowhere near good enough with Senjutsu to think I could precisely attack something in someone else's soul.
With the way my power works? It's more likely to hit and outright purify her entire soul, especially since I'm gonna be contending with the power of two mutated bishops!
With that method, to actually purify her pieces, I'd have to hit her soul with a lot of purifying power.
Enough even she wouldn't be able to resist if things went south.
That's a no-go, I'm not a surgeon with a scalpel, I'm more like a bomber with a nuke here!
I blink incredulously at the comparison, squashing the urge to physically kick myself for that.
Although, thinking about it like that
What if I had a connector of some kind, a tunnel, bridge, route whatever you call it, straight to target?
I'd prefer several, truth be told, but I'd be lucky to have even one.
Are there? Could I make any?
Senjutsu enables the attacking of others' souls, and one's ki is their life force, coming from the soul.
We've done that before, connected directly no?
Ah. The Bedroom Method.
Thatcould be a good start.
Luckily I don't need to be fucking for it to work, as amusing as it would be to tell Ajuka to his face that I fucked the Devil out of someone.
Assuming it even works.
What else, though? Come on, there's got to be more than that!
Ahah! Chakra! Fuck I can't believe I never considered it!
Or, to be more specific, ninshu, or its principles at the very least.
It was meant to connect people spiritually, right?
Don't know exactly how it works, I recall Chakra being all interconnected in some way though, even through a simple fist bump.
On that note, what about my other powers? My eyes
I look intently down at the knockoff, not even a vampire, leopard Dio, my eyes shifting and spinning with four pupils, three tomoe, and the center dot.
These eyes of mine, one of the basic components of one of its abilities as the 'Eye of Insight' are the power to see chakra, or in my case, see energy, giving it color, enabling me to distinguish it by composition and source.
It's an aspect of my eyes that I only recall using once, way back when I was staying with Kuroka months ago.
I saw some type of power coming from her then, a purple aura around her.
But that was with my eyes then. Now that they're matured?
Looking down at the Dio wannabe now, with a bit of focus and intent, his cosplay is joined in my eyes by flowing glowing patterns of light.
Specifically, there are two that stand out to me, both coming from the same source, seemingly coming up out of his chest.
One is this dark golden color, that spills out of his body and clings tightly to his form in an aura.
The second is black and red, looking less thick and more airy compared to the dark gold's liquid-like composition. That energy disseminates across the leopard's whole body, not leaving it, but infusing it.
With a quick reminder about the basics of Demonic Power, I surmise that the golden aura is the stray Devil's hellish power.
Assuming the Demonic Power comes from the Evil Piece, then to get a better look I'd need to use the other methods I was thinking about before.
Except I can't necessarily test any of that with random strays, now can I?
Well, I suppose I could give random strays chakra, but the process is entirely instant.
Which means I'd have to hold these guys while it forms, then contend with them likely trying to use said powers against me, and if one of them escaped with such a power?
Yeah. Ain't risking it.
Even if I could have Kuroka there as a sexy lab assistant getting a kick out of it.
Still not worth it.
Also, that would be reaching the limit of how far I'm willing to go with the whole larping as a mad scientist thing I've been doing.
At that point, no matter how reprehensible these strays are, I'd start feeling bad going that far.
So instead, how about throwing all my powers plus the kitchen sink at the problem and seeing if that'll work?
Deities in this world can do some crazy shit, like tearing out Sacred Gears from their users without killing them levels of crazy.
I'm at least halfway a deity, why not try that, but for Evil Pieces instead?
"Fuck it." I intone aloud, staring at the spot on fake Dio's chest where his Demonic Power streams out from, "Worth a shot I guess."
Not like I'm going to get anything else from this guy doing the same old shit again anyways.
I put my hand over the spot, and pull on my Holy Spirit Power, not my purifying light power, sending it straight down and in like a fishing rod with a flex of will.
With my eyes, I watch as my bright, honey-gold energy crashes into the devilish golden-yellow power, there is a very brief resistance before my power bulldozes ahead.
The guy doesn't have enough Demonic Power, fortunately. His being unconscious also probably helps.
I'm mostly working blind now as my eyes can't see the soul directly, but hopefully, with Bouchujutsu and some bastardized Ninshu, I can get a feel for it instead.
Right now though, I'm pretty much willing to pull the piece out of his soul.
It's as simple as that.
The leopard's eyes suddenly snap open, and he almost instantly begins screeching madly.
"WWWWRRYY"
Only to be cut off, not by me, but as he promptly pops like a meat balloon.
The dumpster crashes to the ground, as what's underneath it practically liquefied on the spot.
Slowly reaching up, I wiped the thick coat of blood and gore from my face, beholding an immediate area that looked like someone bombed with several layers of extra thick red paint.
I blink ahead, patting the dumpster conciliatorily on its side.
I have no fucking clue if I did that myself, or if that was one of the hypothesized Evil Piece fail safes.
Either way.
I slowly take off the cheap, formerly white, lab coat I was wearing, and chuck it in the dumpster before righting it.
I was going to consider maybe trying to bless stuff, but if this is what happens when I try and throw around some divine power maybe I should hold off until I can talk to Uzume.
Or Inari. Preferably Inari.
I don't think Kami bullshit is supposed to do this, but just in case, I'm going to not.
Ended up wasting a good few thousand yen on that coat too
Oh, well. I'm not much of a scientist after all, only mad.
Especially since I'm going to have to clean this all up!
With a sigh, my hands ignite with flames as I get to work, evaporating and scorching everything down to the ground, regrowing any foliage I need to with my light.
If there's one thing I'm thankful for, it's that Kuroka has been away this whole time doingwhatever Vali Team does now that canon is destroyed.
Maybe Vali is looking for the next Red Dragon Emperor?
They'd be an actual baby right about now, but still, I could see him doing it. If nothing else then to train his future rival himself.
Kuroka should be back soon though, so it's time to get this show on the road.
Fuck I hope I don't mess this up
~ A New Sun ~
I had the bedroom all well and prepared by the time she got back.
Nice little candles and sweet-smelling incense, the windows open just enough to let the cool night air circulate on through.
I wanted to get this over with as soon as possible at this point, or at least try it, there was no point in holding off on it after all.
The problem, the first one and hopefully only, was Kuroka herself.
"Kuroka." I deadpan down at the cat sitting and facing me in my lap, "This isn't helping nearly as much as you think it is."
"Nyah~?" She purrs back, right into my neck in fact, to which she promptly gives another little lick, "I beg to differ, darling~! I think you're sufficiently distracted from your worries, nyah~?"
I huff petting her on the head, "In a sense, now I need to focus on not ravaging you."
Kuroka looks up at me, tilting her head slightly in confusion, "Butyou said we were doing Bouchujutsu again?"
"The non-sex version." I boop her on the head.
Kuroka pouted, "But that's the fun version!"
"This isn't meant to be fun you!" I snap back, "I wasn't kidding when I said this could really hurt you if I fuck it up! I could kill you!"
"You won't though?" She licks my neck again, the suddenness causing me to give an unprepared shiver, "Darling would never hurt me on purpose, nyah~!"
"On purpose." I stress, "It still could happen."
She shakes her head, "Not if you don't want it too, nyah!"
I simply sigh at that, "Love the faith, but I'm still nervous. Not that easy to simply shake it off."
"Hmm~?" Kuroka hums, before slowly starting to smirk and dropping her kimono to her waist, leaving her chest bare before me.
"...Kuroka." I grumbled, "Really?"
"Hey! Bouchujutsu works better the more skin-on-skin contact there is! Even without the fun stuff!" She huffs, crossing her arms.
Okay, that's fair
"Also, I thought you could use my titties as stress balls, nyah~!" She cackles, grabbing her breasts with either hand and jiggling them around.
I stare at her.
I stare at her, really, bloody hard.
"Please take this seriously." I sigh out, slumping forward and laying my head on her shoulder.
Kuroka leaned against me with a purr, I could feel her smile on me as her hand came up behind my head and stroked my hair.
"I am, nyah~!" She then promptly took one of my hands and placed it smack on one of her admittedly very squishy and soft melons. "Just in my way~! Annyah~!"
She half moans, half mewls, as idly squeeze and grope her like some kind of plush marshmallow.
"Which someone seems to like, hmm~?" She purrs straight into my ear.
Fuck.
This is fairly relaxing, actually.
I mutter out a garbled response.
"Nyaaah~? What was that~?" Her tail swishes happily behind her, "I couldn't hear you, darling~!"
"...you do have a very nice chest, you." I mumble out.
"I know, nyah~!" I could feel the smug, I didn't even need to look at her for it.
"Going to tell you right now though," I add on quickly, "I'm not groping you the entire time during the process."
I could also feel the exact moment it switched right to pouting.
"Wait, 'entire time'?" She parroted, "So some of the time then, at least?"
"...Maybe." I give.
"I'll take it, nyah~!" She cackles in final victory.
I merely let out a simple pleasant sigh.
Without even realizing it, I suddenly feel a lot better.
Damn cat. Using my trick of being an idiot and adding your horniness to it.
I'll remember this when you're begging for kittens after this works, and I'll tell you no creampies for a while.
Unless I figure out how to control my virility.
Should be a basic divine ability, truth be told.
But enough of that for now.
I suddenly sit up straight, Kuroka yelping as I wrap my arms around her waist and pull her flush against myself.
I set my forehead against hers, staring into her eyes with a small smile.
"Ready to do this?"
Kuroka smirks back at me.
"Whenever you are, darling~!"
Nodding, I take a deep breath, closing my eyes for a moment, only to open them back up, Sharingan activated and swirling.
Similarly to the leopard stray from before, Kuroka also possesses two energy sources coming from her chest.
One black and purple that spreads out and infuses her body, and another dark purple power that forms a much thicker aura around her body, compared to the strays anyway.
However, entirely unlike the stray is a third power, a bright, almost liquid-looking light purple flame set in the middle of her stomach.
If I focus hard enough, I can even see the misty translucent outline of her chakra network.
"See something you like, nyah~?" Kuroka muses with a smile.
I snort and roll my eyes, spanking her as I do, pulling a yelp from between those lips of hers.
Before she can add anything more to that, I raise my hand in front of her, palm facing her.
"Paw." I ask nicely, like an owner asking their pet.
Kuroka grumbles and blushes, not giving me a proper response as she raises her hand and presses it back against mine.
"Nowyou know how when you make that energy in your gut, you combine and knead together from two separate aspects? One physical, and the other spiritual." Kuroka nods, I continue, "Focus on the spiritual aspect. I think you described it once like ki before, right?"
"Mhmm~! Similar, but not quite." Kuroka muses, "Ki, or even Youki, is much more of a personal spirituality type of deal, while this is moreworldly, I nyah?"
Ah, the return of the philosophical kitty.
"Good, that means what I'm about to say next isn't too crazy," I start with a small smile, "we need to meld those separate spiritual aspects, and connect, essentially like a bridge."
"Like Bouchujutsu~?" Kuroka immediately piped up.
I chuckled, even as I turned her down and prompted another pout from her, "No. But, the process may be similar at its core, I think?"
Kuroka wiggled her eyebrows at me as I sighed.
"Justthat spiritual aspect, send it out like you would Ki for Bouchujutsu, and I'll latch onto it and piggyback off it. Like a phone call." I add, quickly, before Kuroka can somehow turn any of that sexual.
She huffs but closes her eyes to do as I say regardless.
The only reason I can tell is because I can see what she's doing.
Thinking about it more, the spiritual or mental aspect usage here, isn't it a lot like Yin Release? A proto-version of it, anyhow, that doesn't use chakra.
Instead, what seems to emit from her head are waves, rippling hazy waves, nearly invisible even with my fully mature eyes.
Closing my eyes myself, I do the same, focusing on expelling that pure mental or spiritual component that makes up chakra, imagine molding it together and mixing with the outside
Our eyes snap open.
Ninshu. What was its base idea, again?
Ah. The ability to understand one another without even the need for communication.
"It's like senjutsu, butdeeper." Kuroka mused breathily, finishing a similar thought to my own.
Despite myself, I blush, prompting her to giggle.
It's weird. It is so fucking weird.
Words can't be used to precisely describe what I'm feeling, they're just that, feelings, yet they tell a whole story.
I know the girl sitting before me trusts me implicitly. There isn't a shred of doubt, anywhere in her. She wholly believes that once I set out to do something, I'll do it.
And it's not only that either! Of course, I feel lust, but not just that, loveshe wants a family, one she never got the chance to have, and there's so, so much more!
The connection slips as my focus wavers, I quickly reestablish it by slamming back down on it with a flex of mental will.
She chuckles, leaning forward to press a dainty kiss against my lips, "I know it's a lot, don't worry, just focus on one thing at a time, nyah~..."
I give a shuddering breath, "Y-Yeah, one thing at a time"
One thing at a time.
We can explore this more later.
What's important for now, is that I should be able to look deeper with this.
"Bouchujutsu proper next." I state.
"Mhmm~..." Kuroka happily hums in affirmation.
We've done this one before, so slipping into the state is almost as easy as breathing.
Within a breath, gold and purple mist pop out around our combined form, mixing.
With my eyes, I can physically see as her Ki erupts from that point on her chest where her other powers come from.
As it coats her physical form, that spot on her chest seems to glow faintly, translucently.
My Ki mixes with her, pulsing back to the spot, wherein it shimmers and pulses back out.
For the tiniest of moments, the splitist of seconds, I beheld something beautiful.
Physically, I barely hear her, as Kuroka mutters, "Go on ahead, nyah~? What are you waiting for?"
I take a deep shuddering breath, and nod, closing my eyes.
My mind's eye rockets wide open, clearer than it's ever seen before, at least when it comes to Kuroka specifically.
Unlike the last time I did this, I follow my glow as it enters her.
Also vastly unlike the last time I did this, I don't find a dark empty void of some sort.
How do you describe the weight of a soul?
Because it isn't enough to describe merely the color, although it is beautiful, with every single shade of purple I ever knew existed wrapped around a mote of precious light.
Around that, specs of brilliant gold dance, my power, my very life force mingling with her own.
It's all beating. The colors, the mote inside. It all throbs and flows, it's alive, and it proves that she's alive.
I don't want to even touch it, but I know I have to.
Something this beautifulif the Pieces are here, then they should stick out like a sore thumb.
I can't see it here, her Demonic Power, I'm too close now, but feel it?
Everything here feels so warm, so real.
Except.
My sight drifts closer, gold shuddering around me as I near the center mote.
If I was physically present, I would have laughed.
There, right behind the mote, hiding, the only thing I'd describe as cold, as artificial.
Two Evil Pieces, side by side, Mutation Bishops.
Her pieces must have evolved with her time spent with me because I don't recall her taking mutated pieces originally.
Oh well. It matters little in the end.
I don't dare touch the pieces directly, or as directly as I can like this anyway, just in case.
Instead, I bring forth my purifying power, with the next pulse of my golden ki, swirling silver sparkles join the cacophony of color.
My will slams down upon my power like a steel trap, as I laser focus on the two Evil Pieces.
There is nothing unclean here, besides those.
A tidal wave of silver followed shortly, as it slammed into the pieces.
A bright red flash fills my mind's eye, and with a jolt, I'm suddenly and violently thrust back into my physical sense.
Belatedly, I blink spots out my physical eyes, groaning as it feels as though my mind's eye got punched in the, well, eye.
It is then that I vaguely realize that our jury-rigged Ninshu is no longer active, nor is our Buchojutsu.
Looking down, I find Kuroka leaning against me, dead to the world, groaning lowly as a trickle of drool drips from the corner of her mouth.
"Ohfuck."
Pulling her and laying her down gently on the bed, I quickly check her pulse.
Heartbeat. Good.
My eyes spin back up, as I check over her metaphysical.
I watch with bated breath as that dark and purple power of hers, her Youki perhaps, slows down to a trickle of production.
But the more important bit, her Demonic Power?
It's being sucked back in.
I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
Gently running my fingers through her hair, I sit there, watching vigil over her.
Her body didn't explode, neither did her soul it seems, since she's still making Youki, and again, she didn't explode.
The night is still young, but I'm pretty certain she'll be alright.
I let out a deep relieved breath that I've been holding for so, so long.
Now, I wait.
~ A New Sun ~
Meanwhile, elsewhere in a land so far beneath the Heavenly High Plane and Central Land of Reeds, a dark mirror of Japan sits.
With all the same buildings, all the same streets, yet haunted by ghostly gray specters of the few once living who cross the Sanzu on the side of the Shinto into this place.
Neither a Heaven nor a Hell, this is the Land of Yomi.
Normally, this land is rather calm.
Even after Susanno took over, with all his proclivities, Yomi's scant changed.
This land has that effect, it's always been like this: dark, dreary, tainted, unclean.
Things continue as they always have, just with a few shades less color, and a ceiling made of roots and rock fit in the sky.
So, when Izanami woke up today, looked outside, and saw several Shinigami caught and flung across Yomi on a realm-spanning tornado, she knew things were going to be, unfortunately, very different today.
See, for all Yomi doesn't change, that applies significantly more toward her son.
Truly, despite him never once acting like a king of this realm, it does fit him bestno matter how boring he claims it to be.
With a yawn, Izanami rose from her slumber, throwing her long luscious black hair out behind her and out of the way.
She nearly walked out in her birthday suit, but deciding to spare her son the embarrassment, threw on a nice dark blue and red kimono haphazardly.
Ah, and the finishing touches, her parasol and a lamp, traditional make, of course, can't go wrong with the classics.
One to protect herself from all the storm stuff her son tends to cause, the other so she doesn't have to strain herself to see.
Satisfied, and deciding to hurry it up before another Shinigami flies past her window crying, she heads on out to find her son.
Luckily, it doesn't take much, even over the sounds of the storm outside she can hear him roaring injoy?
Well, that's new.
It's a small walk from her chambers to the throne room, this place being the only dark mirror of the Palace in the High Heavenly Plane, she knows it like the back of her hand, even if it wasn't a short strut.
Throwing up the doors to said hall, she finds her son standing before his stone and black iron throne, clutching a scroll in one fist tightly as his gaze is raised to the sky, as she said, roaring.
"WOOOOOOOOO! YEAAAHHH BABY! THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!"
Izanami stood there, deadpan staring at her, as lightning filled and struck the hall.
Tempestuous winds and rain bellow, and with a casual raise of her parasol, all splash harmlessly against it.
Upon putting it down, her son finally turns and seems to recognize she's even present.
So what does he do?
"WOOOOOOUUU! MOTHER!"
She simply sighed at him.
That seemed to snap him out of his rhapsody, at least temporarily, as he blinked at her, the blaze in his eyes slowly going out as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Ah," he clears his throat, "Motherdid I?"
"Yes." She answers plainly. "Yes, you did. And I also believe you chucked half of the Shinigami to Hokkaido." She drawled out dully.
Susanoo, at the very least, winced as he looked outside and saw what she meant.
"Well, I, uhapologize. But!" He holds up the scroll clenched in his fist, "I have very good reason for my reaction!"
"I'm sure you do" Izanami mused, walking to him.
Susanoo huffed, "No no! I do! See, read it yourself!" He holds the scroll out to her with a smug smirk.
Taking it, she opens it, rolling it out.
It's not too long, maybe a forearm's length of characters, fromKing Yama?
"Ho? A soul transfer?" She muses with a raised eyebrow, "Why did you?"
Wait.
Why does the surname 'Ikuse' sound familiar?
"Because now," his hands slip over her shoulders, holding her gently, as she looks at him he smilesmaliciously, "I finally have what I need to take and destroy the last remnant of what's left of that bastard."
At his snarl, Izanami frowned, "Susa, darling, if this is about Kagustuchi, then I"
"Of course it's about Kagustuchi!" He barked, "For the longest time, I couldn't get to that damn sword, that last remnant of him. But now? Now I can!"
She put both of her hands on his face, "And how many times must I tell you? You don't need to go so farespecially now, especially after you already made sure he stays dead."
Susanoo cringed slightly at that, at the pain on his mother's face, at the pain he caused.
"I especially need to after that." He says solemnly, decidedly, "The job won't be finished otherwise, Mother."
Izanami sighs deeply, "And when everyone, your sister, the Earthly Kami, the Dog God, and his team, fights you for this?"
"It will all be worth it." Her son states resolutely, "Especially if little Ama will get her flat ass down to see you." He grumbled a little as he added.
Izanami merely chuckled, patting Susanoo on the chest chidingly, "Be nice now, Susa, this is why she doesn't visit."
Continuing his grumbling, Susanoo lets go of her and walks to his throne.
Ah, that son of hers. So stubborn. So
Well. Let's just say his doing things like this is why he got thrown out of Heaven in the first place.
But kidnapping a Longinus Sacred Gear user's dead grandma to use them as leverage to make the user mutilate themselves for a divine weapon is a new one.
Now, where is that poor old woman being kept?
She figures she may keep the mortal company, at least for a little while.
As I sit here, or rather, as I've been sitting here giving Kuroka a lap pillow the rest of the night and into the morning, I realize something truly tragic.
I barely get any lap pillow time myself!
In this case, I'll let it slide due to certain circumstances, but something to keep in mind for later.
Honestly, after the first hour passed, and Kuroka remained unconscious but still alive, I more or less stopped worrying so much.
Which has led me to sit here, thinking of completely random things.
Like how when Kuroka finally wakes up, I want to have her say thatone thing.
How'd it go again? Uh
'Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?'
Yeah, there we go.
"N~Nyah~..." A mewling groan radiates from beneath me, snapping me out of my wandering thoughts.
Looking down, I find Kuroka belatedly opening her eyes only partway, staring up at me half-lidded.
"Mmm~? Good morning, darling~..." She murmurs weakly, "Oris it morning? How long have I been out, nyah~?"
I nod slowly, "All night, it is morning now." I reach down, cupping and gently stroking her cheek with my hand.
She leans softly into my touch, purring as she does.
"So, how are you feeling?" I ask slowly.
"Mmm~!" Kuroka hums lightly, "Well, for starters, I can't feel my Demonic Power. At all." She starts with a sigh, and a shake of her head, "But in its place, there's something else there...but I can't" she trails off wistfully.
"Yeah, your pieces didn't vacate your body, which means it's still doingsomething, inside your soul." I shrug, putting a hand to and rubbing my chin in thought, "My bet? Your bishop pieces took the attribute of my purification. Which means you might have that now instead."
I give her an easy smile, "Though there's only one way to figure that out, isn't there~?"
"Nyah~!? Noooo~!" She cries out weakly, clinging to and burying her face in my robe, "I don't wanna train! No training~! Wellunless it's another kind of training~...?" She slowly pulls her head back, looking up at me with a lewd smirk.
I flick her on the nose.
"Nyah~!? Darrlliiinggg~!" She wiggles and whines, grabbing ahold of her nose in mock pain.
"Now Kuroka," I begin, chastisingly, "we need to know if you even can bring it out, or even confirm what it even is and if it'll hurt you."
"I know, I know" she waves off, weakly, collapsing her head back onto my lap and closing her eyes, "it's just so much work, nyah~..."
I snort at that, "That's probably the first time you've ever outright admitted to wanting to be lazy."
"Well, it's not only that, darling." Kuroka continues with a huff, "My body feelslight. Not necessarily weaker, but"
"Cleansed?" I supply, and after thinking for a moment, she nods in acceptance.
"That fits I suppose. It feelsweird." She wiggles in place, "It's like my entire body fell asleep, and doesn't want to wake up. As though there's parts that aren't getting blood anymore, because they don't exist, so my body doesn't know what to do"
I lean down and kiss her on the forehead.
"Give it time," I advise, stroking her hair idily, "I think this might be akin to the reverse of the reincarnation process. Your body is likely adapting back to how it was before you became a Devil."
"Nyah~?" Kuroka opens one eye slightly, "So does that mean?"
I chuckle, "No trainingfor now."
"Nyaaayyy~!" She throws her arms up and cheers, jubilantly.
"If," I suddenly continued, halting her, "you say something for me."
Kuroka tilts her head slightly, "Saysomething?"
"Repeat after me," I clear my throat, "Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?"
Kuroka blinks at me.
Then smiles a small, wry smile.
"Can mew imyagine an imyaginyary mewnyageri mewnyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie?"
I pump my fist as I let out a cackle, "Worth it!"
"Honestly, darling?" She rolls her eyes whimsically, "That's what you have me say? Though I'm surprised you didn't have me do this earlier."
"Wouldn't have counted then." I refute, bopping her lightly on the nose and drawing a light yelp from her, "Until recently, you were a Devil, not a cat."
Kuroka held up a finger.
Then slowly dropped it, before crossing her arms underneath her chest, and pouting.
"Still would have counted, nyah!" She denies, before looking down and pouting harder, "You covered me up!?"
She exclaimed, scandalized.
Ah. Only Kuroka would react opposite to the anime norm, huh?
"Yes," I confirm plainly, "what of it?"
"Does darling not like looking at my marshmallows~?" She asked hotly.
I stared down at her, resisting the urge to cringe at her calling themmarshmallows.
Even if that's a fairly accurate description of what they look and feel like.
"Kuroka. Look, if I had to look at your tits all night, I would have done something drastic." I emphasize huskily.
"And I wouldn't have minded it, you know~?" She pushed up her chest with her arms, causing her, "Especially if you recorded it to show me later? And promised to give arepeat performance~?"
My eyebrow twitches.
"Maybe I didn't use enough purifying power?" I muse aloud, to most certainly no one in particular, "After all, someone seems particularly sinful still"
And kinky. And a whole host of other sexual things.
Seriously, Kuroka, damn.
So I add casually, "I will remember that for tonight."
The speed at which Kuroka's mouth dropped and formed an 'O' at me was glorious.
Only for it to be ruined as her chestvibrates?
"Hmm?" Kuroka blinked, before reaching down into her cleavage and pulling out a phone.
Just like that.
The speed at which my mouth formed an 'O' would have broken the sound barrier at that moment.
Seriously. How!?
That thing wasn't in her robe! It wasn't between her breasts either when I pulled her clothes over her!
When it went off, it shook her chest, which means it's not a pocket dimension!
I didn't sense her use any magic, or need any chakra either!
What is this power!?
Kuroka smirked, looking at me out of the corner of her eye and winking, "Women's secret darling~!"
Bullshit!
Fortunately, my internal raving is cut off as Kuroka, eyeing her phone, smirks so damn wide even the Grinch would be concerned.
She quickly types something out in response, before shoving her phone back into her cleavage, it disappearing into the aether as it slides in between the cushions, so to speak.
Yes. I watched intensely.
No. I couldn't see anything beyond it simply vanishing.
One day!
"Shirone is coming over~!" Kuroka suddenly announced, still smirking, "She has something she'd finally like to say to you, darling~!"
I deadpanned at her for that.
"We're doing this now, Kuroka? Really?" I huff, "You better not be pushing or forcing her."
"Pushing? Yup~!" Kuroka easily admits, "But forcing? Nope! Shirone has been trying to work up the courage to say something to you about you know what proper for a while! And after your two's date, well" Kuroka chuckles slowly, "let's just say she's been getting more desperate, alright nyah~?"
"Besides!" She adds before I can say anything, reaching up and grasping at my collar as she does, "There's no better time than the present~!"
With that, she pulls down my robe, my yukata, with one short pull.
"And also, my body is still kind of out of it at the moment," she continues, "so there is no better time than now, alright darling~?" She bats her eyelashes at me, prompting a deep sigh from me, even as I feel Koneko's presence appear within the compound, likely via Kuroka's teleportation circle.
Huh. If it's a Devil circle, she's going to have to get that changed now, isn't she?
"I guess I'll go get Koneko, then." Right before moving to sit up, I give Kuroka one final look, "You're, helping~..." I intone huskily, looking her straight in the eyes.
My suddenness, the sheer lust behind my words, prompted Kuroka to flinch back, her face reddening.
"H-Helping~? Nyah? Darling?" I proceed to get up, "What do you mean by that? D-Darling? Hey! Darling!?"
Ignoring her cries of concern as I leave the room, a pep to my step and a light hum reverberating from my throat.
I know what Kuroka has been pushing for, and I know what Koneko wants, generally.
I know she thinks she's bad at lewd stuff, so to get anywhere in any relationship at all, she likely thinks she's got to jump straight to fucking, or something like that.
Kuroka probably hasn't been helping that notion, although it's not like I know for sure what those two say to each other.
Still. It's Kuroka. There isn't a doubt in my mind she's pushing Koneko in that direction.
So, the simple question is, does Koneko truly want to start with that? Or no?
I'm all for either, whatever the white cat girl is comfortable with, of course.
If she does want to push for sexy fun times, genuinely, then isn't it only fair for her dear older sister to help her out?
After all, she's new to this, and Kuroka has been pushing for it, no doubt.
Well, we'll see soon, I suppose
~ A New Sun ~
It's a quick jog down to the room Koneko suddenly appeared in.
Sliding open the doors to find Koneko standing there, awkwardly, in her Kuoh Academy uniform was certainly an odd treat for my eyes.
Despite her generally petite appearance, she does have some meat and curves on those bones, which the short academy skirt reveals rather amply if you look closely enough.
She twitches as soon as my form reveals itself, her fluffy white cat ears and tail perking as a small red blush blossoms across her face.
"S-Senpai?" Koneko stammered, eyes immediately drawn to the fact my yukata was down to my waist.
I'm not sure what those two's original plan was if they even had one, but I don't think it involved me showing up damn near as soon as Koneko arrived, half-naked.
I'm also sure it didn't involve me picking up the small white cat and sweeping her off her feet.
"S-Senpai!" She gave a panicked hiss at me, prompting me to simply smirk as I turned around and carried her out.
"What is my cute little kouhai doing here, hmm?" I mutter slowly down at her, "Isn't it a school day?"
Koneko blinks at me, before pointedly looking away, huffing.
"You know," I continued gruffly, "as your senior, it wouldn't be right for me to just stand around and do nothing while my junior blatantly skips class." I lean down to her ear, whispering now, "I can't believe I have to say this, but is my cute little kouhai a naughty kitty? Does she require punishment?"
Koneko's eyes widen almost instantly, as she shivers in my grasp, "S-Senpai" her breath hitches, "N-No?"
"Someone doesn't sound all too sure herself, hmm?" I idly note, "Don't worry, I'll decide, so leave the tough decision-making to senpai, alright~?"
"A-Ahn? Nyah~!?" I give her cat ear a light kiss, prompting the girl to mew for the first time I've ever heard.
Her hands shoot up to cover her mouth as she sends me a scathing glarethat has absolutely zero heat to it.
I simply smirk right back at her, which causes her glare to shrivel up rather quickly, replaced by an awkward stare.
Oh, Koneko. She truly isn't the best at this, huh?
That's alright, just going to need to be very blunt with her then.
That's how our walk back to my room went. With me whispering lewd innuendos into her ear the whole time, and Koneko trying weakly to act mad before the facade crumbles and she flips the script.
Upon reaching my room, it's Kuroka's turn to perk up, scampering to the edge of the bed as she cries out.
"Shirroonnee! I'm sorry! He"
Koneko, abruptly, cuts her off with a glare, and a flat and plain rebuke, "I hate you."
"Nyahh!? Shirone noooo!" Kuroka continued her crying, rolling around back and forth on the bed.
Koneko did not look amused.
I snorted, finally letting Koneko down and onto her feet.
With a few steps, I sit on the edge of the bed, reaching over and whacking the black cat to stop her from falling off the bed in her over-dramatics.
She yelps, before looking at me in sheer betrayal.
My deadpan look, however, quickly assuages her from continuing with the act as she looks down in shame.
"Now then," I clap my hands together, drawing the attention of both cat girls properly, "I'm not too sure what you two had planned forthis." I waved my hand between myself and Koneko, prompting the white-haired girl to erupt in a full-on blush, "But since Kuroka was involved, it likely wasn't good."
"H-Hey!" Kuroka objects behind me, only to be silenced as Koneko nods vehemently at my words.
I chuckle at the two sisters' antics, before looking intently at Koneko, and patting my lap.
"First things first, sit. I have some things I'd like to ask you." I command softly.
Koneko, after a moment, shuffles over and daintily takes a seat. Her ears droopy and her face scarlet, she doesn't look me in the eye.
Behind me, I feel Kuroka come up and place her hands on my shoulders, and her chest on my back, as she looks slightly over me to watch her sister.
"Now, Koneko." I start, prompting her ears to twitch, "How much has Kuroka told you? Do you know about us?"
I would hope she would at least tell her that much.
Thankfully, Koneko did indeed nod slowly at that, "I am aware, s-senpai" she murmured, then shivered, "very aware."
I blink, slowly turning my head to look at Kuroka, who slowly moved down with a nervous smile to get out of my sight.
I turned back to Koneko with a sigh, "She was telling you stupid shit like how big I am or what have you, wasn't she?"
Koneko simply nodded up and down to that, face burning.
That sounds about right, fucking black cat.
Oh yeah, she's been halping has been my bet, but if this goes where I think it's going, then I'm going to make her help properly.
"If that's the case, then let's not beat around the bush alright?" I reach over, cupping her chin and making her look at me, her eyes going wide as they meet my own at last, "You like me, yeah? I think we share a bunch of common interests, you're really cute, and I like you as well. Do you want to do something more together?"
"A-Ahl-like?" Koneko fumbled over words, but at least she managed something at least.
Progress.
"Make it official, if you want. Make you one of mine, if you're okay with the idea of being in a harem, that is." I add on.
"Ium" she squeezed her eyes shut, "harems are normal in supernatural society, S-SenpaiI never thought I'd be in one, butwell" she slowly opened up one of her eyes, "I wouldn't mind giving it a shot, Ig-guess?"
That is pretty much all I needed to hear.
In the next moment, I swoop down, claiming her thin lips with my own, while pulling her closer and holding her flush against myself.
Koneko seizes up, going completely still, until her brain finally catches up with current events and her body pretty much melts against me.
She wraps her arms around my torso, lightly holding on as she gives her best try at kissing back.
Honestly? It's not bad, it's cute. She's not nearly as passionate, or horny, as Kuroka is clearly, but she's got her charm.
Behind us, I can feel Kuroka shaking and holding herself back from squeeing and ruining the moment.
Props to her for having some sense at least.
After a few moments, we pull apart, albeit Koneko is still clinging to my torso.
She huffs lightly, once more not meeting my gaze, "Youi-idiotsenpai"
"You know, you sound significantly less threatening saying that with a dopey little smile on your face." I point out.
She smushes her face against my chest, "S-Shut it"
I chuckle at that, absentmindedly petting Koneko on the back of her head, and giving her ears little scratches.
She purrs against me, and I start feeling it, as she, in turn, starts grinding her hips against me.
Slowly and softly at first, although she doesn't go much harder, it does get more pronounced as time goes on.
Until eventually, she suddenly stops, going completely still for a moment before slowly looking up at me.
"Ah, s-senpai?" She asks gently, unsure, "Do weumdo l-l-lewd things now?"
"Only if you want?" I respond softly, "Either way, I'm game."
Usually, I'd say something like, 'Isn't this a bit too fast?'
But I've long since accepted that sexual relations move incredibly fast here, in this world.
Or maybe Kuroka has severely gimped my perception of sex and the like.
Could be either, or both.
Probably both.
Fucking cat.
"A-Ahn~" Koneko hums lightly, looking down, as she slowly starts grinding herself against me once more, "The original plan was to have big sister get you, umreadybefore I took over andmade the leap of faith, as it were."
Casually, my arm snapped out, my face unchanging even as I grabbed Kuroka by her kimono before she could scamper off the bed and escape.
She gave a whimpering cry as I slowly pulled her to us, but otherwise, neither I nor Koneko acknowledged her presence.
"I ampreparedto do that, stillif you want?" She slowly finishes.
"I've made it abundantly clear that I consider you sexually attractive, kitty?" I patted her on the back, "But I asked you first."
"I" Koneko muttered, "What was it that you said earlier?" She asked herself, before slowly looking back up at me, "I've been an-naughty kitty, skipping class and allsoum, please punish me, s-senpai?"
I'll take that as a yes, then.
My lips promptly come back down on hers like a hammer on the anvil, my free hand moving down and claiming an entire cheek of her ass under her skirt, filling my palm easily.
Koneko makes a noise between yelp, mewl, and a moan as I do, she pushes her entire body against me almost desperately.
If I didn't know any better, I say my white cat girl here is in her mating season now, but judging by the fact that Kuroka hasn't piped up to say that
Speaking of, my black cat girl is trying weakly to wiggle out of my grasp, whimpering lightly at the show going on right next to her.
Ah. Right. She's supposed to be helping.
I pull my lips away from my desperate white cat girl and give her ass a little spank to grab her attention.
The way the flesh jiggles in the palm of my hand nearly makes Nori Junior burst out of my yukata.
I want to see it.
"Koneko. Kitten." I try, looking straight into her eyes, causing her pupils to dilate slightly and an atomic blush to spread from ear to ear, "Why don't you get up, and get out of your school uniform, make yourself more comfortableand make sure we don't ruin it, yeah?"
Koneko nods vehemently in agreement, staggering after how quickly she slid out of my lap.
Meanwhile, I turn to Kuroka.
"Pet." I address her, causing Kuroka to freeze, and to my slight surprise, a blush spreads across her face as I think she finally realizes what I meant earlier by 'helping.'
"Get down on your knees, and start showing your little sister how it's done."
A simple command the perverted black cat understands pretty much instantly.
As she crawled off the bed and to her place in front of me, I watched any hesitation she had fall as quickly as her kimono did as she pulled it off whilst moving.
Even before Koneko could get completely out of her school uniform, Kuroka was already in her birthday suit, kneeling between my legs, her tails swaying in anticipation behind her.
Speaking of my kitten.
I will say this now, I've always been more of an ass or thighs man.
That sounds ironic considering I'm in titty anime land, but it's the truth.
I can say, with one hundred percent certainty, that Koneko has a far better ass than her sister.
It's smaller, sure, but that's only because Koneko herself is a small girl.
But the way it curves down to her plump thighs, the way it jiggles and bounces slightly as she walks?
Yeah, those are some breeding hips right there.
Koneko sees me looking at her, and shies away from my desiring gaze, instead looking down at her bare older sister.
I see the moment, in her eyes, when she starts comparing herself to her.
"Kitten," I call out, snapping her out of it before it can truly begin, "come here." I hold out my hand to her.
Slowly, Koneko does, and as soon as reaches my side I wrap my arm around her waist and pull her into it.
"Watch closely, alright~?" I mutter into her ear, prompting a shiver, "Your sister is going to be useful for once and show you how to do lewd stuff, alright~?"
"O-Okay- Nyannn~!?"
I accidentally cut her off into a mewling moan, as I can't help it when my hand roams down her waistline, grabbing and squeezing her ample rear, my fingers sliding into her curves, and slowly going under her underwear
That's where my hand stays, for now.
Kuroka meanwhile wasn't idle, as she grasped at the yukata around my waist, "That's right, Shirone~! Let your big sister show you how it's donethen you can work your needy senpai all you want~! Or, rather" Kuroka, ever the dramatist, chose that moment to pull the rest of my clothing down, revealing a Nori Junior who was standing at complete attention to the world.
"He'll be working you, nyah~!" Kuroka finished with a sultry smirk.
Koneko audibly gulped next to me, "Y-You weren't lyingabout? How would that even"
"Likethis~!" Kuroka started hotly before no words came anymore as she stuck out her tongue and started taking nice, long licks up and down my shaft.
I let out a low groan, deep in my throat, as Kuroka wraps her lips around the tip and swirls her tongue around it.
"You gotta get it nice and lubed up, make sure everything is silky smooth and wetted down~" Kuroka continues her lecture, "Plus, he likes it quite a bit. See his face Shirone~?"
"Y~YeahI do Nyan~!?" Koneko suddenly froze, and let out a shuddering moan, "S~Senpai~!?"
My hand moved again, my fingers finding her tight lower lips, and poking and prodding at them.
"Why don't you go down there, and try it out yourself, kitten~..." I suggest huskily.
"T-Try~...? Nyah~!" My finger slowly slips inside of her, "O~Okay~!"
Koneko wastes no time, bending over to join her sister.
Even Kuroka was surprised though, as Koneko went straight to wrapping her lips around the head and swirling her cute little tongue around it.
In turn, I push my finger as far as it can go inside her tightening folds, groaning as she moans and shudders around the tip.
"Very good Shirone~!" Kuroka praises, before moaning hotly around the base of my member and continuing damn near worshiping it, "Like this, we'll make him cum in no time~!"
She's not even wrong about that.
Koneko began pushing her head down my rod, her small mouth unfortunately unable to go past my head, but holy fuck if it wasn't tight.
She swirled her tongue wildly around the tip, almost desperately.
I pounded my finger into her folds in response, her back arching as she tried to take it, her shaking her ass in what I think is a plea for more.
Kuroka meanwhile, gave the root of my shaft a thorough cleaning with her tongue.
"Come on darling~..." Kuroka breathed out between laps, "Shirone seems pretty desperate to taste your seed, doesn't she~? Won't you be a good senpai and give it to her~?"
Fucking. Cat.
I didn't want to shove exorbitant amounts of cum down her throat during her first time, but with her lips clamped around the tip like this I don't think there's any other choice.
Kuroka, of course, helps me not be able to hold back.
So, with a final shuddering groan on my end, I reach what I know is only going to be my first climax of the day.
I do not doubt that if Koneko wasn't acting like a cap on the tip right now, my seed would be spraying out like some kind of geyser.
Instead, said cap suddenly perked up, her eyes widening considerably as I shot everything straight into her mouth.
Both Kuroka and I were shocked when she managed to take it all without the slightest drop coming out, without even the slightest gag.
Once my release finally ceased, Koneko pulled herself off my rod with a resounding pop.
"Mmm~...salty" She touched her lip with a finger, before eyeing me as her tail swayed back and forth rapidly.
She reached around, grabbed my wrist, and pulled my finger out of her, causing her body to shudder.
Slowly, she turned around, and bent over the bed, her eyes locked onto mine, filled with desperate need as she shook her hips back and forth.
"Come on, senpai~...punish me~...please~..." she reached back, pulling her underwear down completely, before grabbing her cheeks and spreading them.
Well. Who am I to say no to such a clear invitation?
I stand up, almost smacking Kuroka in the face with my still throbbing hard rod, but she manages to avoid it in time.
I come right up behind Koneko, grabbing her hips to hold her in place and wasting no time as I slide my shaft right between her cheeks.
Koneko gasps loudly, her hands coming down to grasp the bed sheets tightly, her face digging into the covers as she shoves her ass up and out more.
Kuroka comes up behind me, she doesn't even say anything, just immediately starts rubbing her body up against my back.
She licks my neck and runs her chest up and down my back, so even before the tip of my member reaches Koneko's lips, the thing is already throbbing with need once more.
So, I lean back slightly, letting it slide down into the proper position, before slowly pushing myself forward.
My tip parts her excruciatingly tight and wet lips before being wrapped up and squeezed by her equally tight folds.
"Fuck~..." I groan, loudly, Koneko mirrors me by letting out her groan down into the sheets beneath her, and her entire body shudders to accompany it.
I lean my body slightly over her, hands holding myself up placed on either side of her head.
"You feeling alright down there~?" I huff out through gritted teeth.
"G~Grand~...N~Nyan~..." she shudders out, "You c~can move, senpai~...please move~...punish me~...! Nnnggh~!"
With a grunt, I push forward, hard.
"F~Fuck~! Y~Yeslike that~...!" She breathily mewls, her tongue sticking out of her mouth as she does so.
"Hmm~, naughty kitten with naughty language~..." I pull back, then pump forward once more, causing her to scream out with pleasure, "That's another thing to punish you for~..."
"Then f~fucking do it Nyan~! Nyah~! Nnngggghh~!"
I promptly shut her naughty mouth by ceasing holding back.
My once slow, steady, thrust are replaced by wild, damn near primal or animalistic pistoning.
Hey. She's a Rook, no?
Better take advantage of that Rook durability.
In that same vein, I deliver a nice hard slap straight to her rear.
"Nyaaahh~!?" Koneko cries out once more, her body shuddering, "A~Again~! Senpai~! Again~!"
"Ho? Naughty kitten is also perverted?" I muse, "Another thing to punish you for!"
"I'm~ I'm not~!" Her attempt at denial is cut off with a whimper as I spank her once more, "Nyann~!? I'm sworrryy~! I'm sworry I'm a naughty perverted kitten senpai~!"
"That's more like it~..." I gruffly growl out, prompting a shudder from both cat girls as I put my hand on Koneko's head, pushing her head down further, "Senpai has got a gift for you, kitten~! You aren't allowed to say no to it~!"
Unfortunately, Koneko can't say much of anything beyond giving muffled moans of broken ecstasy, her eyes halfway rolled up into her head.
Fortunately, I don't need her to say anything.
"Here it comes~...!" I grunt out hoarsely, and on some level, I think Koneko knows what exactly it is.
As her body suddenly locks up as soon as I say those words, her folds tighten to extreme degrees as her core seems to pulse, her climax hitting her just before mine does.
Like a one-two punch, my release kicks in straight after, causing her to gasp loudly for breath as she all of a sudden finds her depths being filled to the brim.
"S~S~Senpai~...!" She manages a single word as she lets out a shuddering breath, her mouth agape.
I take a deep breath, my cock twitching as I slowly pull out of her, leaving a small stream of white the same color as her hair to trickle out.
"Now, kitten~?" I reach down, giving her ass a light spank, "You better not be done yet, after all, your sister still needs help with her turn~..."
Kuroka, who was furiously fingering herself right behind me, suddenly perks up.
"Nyah~? Darling~?" She exclaims, worried.
She should be, to be fair.
"I~I'llI'll try, senpai~..." Koneko mutters, "But no promises, okay~...?"
My hand shoots out, grabbing Kuroka's tails as she tries to scamper away, pulling her back with a yelp while a smile graces my face.
"That's alright, Koneko, take your time~..." I ease her.
After all, I'm going to be taking my time with this fucking cat as well~!
Something must have shown on my face, as Kuroka starts to panically exclaim, "Ah~!? Darling, can we talk about this~? Please~?"
I make a show of thinking about it.
"HmmNo~!"
There wasn't much talking to be ahead after that, so it turns out.
My eyes snap open as three strong presences all of a sudden ping to my senses.
Of the three, I only recognize the one, Suzaku.
But the other two? Completely foreign.
Interesting.
Also, very bad timing, fire birb.
I lift my head slightly, looking between the white and black-haired cat girls nuzzled into either of my sides.
Sorry, correction, the very naked cat girls nuzzled into my sides, with my hands placed firmly on their waists, oh so close to the plush booty I've been balls deep in for
Huh. I'm honestly not too sure how long we went at it.
Right now though, as a quick look outside at the falling sun suggests, it's late evening.
Regardless, I am very tempted to grab both their asses, rouse Nori Junior from his slumber, and keep going.
Especially Koneko. She deserves some proper exclusive one-on-one time eventually.
But besides the fact that both girls are currently out, peacefully sleeping and purring so adorably that I legitimately don't want to wake them up?
The new visitors.
I really should get up.
But I don't wanna.
Fuck that makes me sound like a baby, but, come on, it's cat-girl body pillows!
Still, duty calls, or at least I think this is duty related.
Judging by the strength I can sense, the two with her aren't mooks, or handmaidens for her, or something similar of the sort.
Hmm, partial Team Slash/Dog meeting time perhaps? But why?
Only one way to find out I guess.
With a low, and I'll admit, whiney sigh, I extract myself from between the two cat girls with careful ease.
I give the two scratches behind the ears, smiling as they both grin all dopey-like, before grabbing my robe and carefully floating out of the room.
Don't want to risk my heavy footsteps waking them up after all.
I haphazardly throw on my robe as I float lazily to my front door, making myself look somewhat presentable.
Truly, I had half a mind to open the door naked, just for the laughs.
Probably would if only Suzaku had shown up unannounced, but as she did bring others, I suppose I'll be mindful of first impressions with them.
The three seemed to be waiting right outside, likely Suzaku sensed my coming, so not even a knock was required.
So, without further ado and much reason to keep them waiting, I adopt a half-lidded stare, one more tired than annoyed, before sliding open the door.
Standing almost directly in front of me was Suzaku, with her arms crossed under her chest, her own half-lidded stare clashing against mine.
I'm not entirely too sure why she looked so annoyed, but it made me immediately flip from tired to smug, a small smile forming across my face as I locked eyes with her.
Kuroka is a terrible influence, eh?
"Well now, good evening to you, Suza-chan!" My smile grew as her eye twitched, "To what do I owe the pleasure of such a sudden visit so late in the day?"
Suzaku took a moment, breathing out lightly before responding, "Lord Noriaki," she stressed, "I've been trying to reach you all day, but you haven't been answering your phone. What have you been doing?"
My phone?
Oh yeah, I turned that off right before trying the thing with Kuroka.
Then Koneko came over, and I neverturned it back on.
Huh. Well, shit.
Still though. My mouth spoke words before my brain could seriously think about what I was saying.
"Catgirls." I answered automatically, although nonetheless very seriously.
Suzaku blinked. Several times in fact, as she simply stared at me, befuddled.
Although she certainly didn't give much of a reaction, the two behind her certainly did.
"Hmm, hmmcatgirls, eh?"
My eyes drifted to the source of the male voice as it hummed in approval.
Prompting me to blink, as I behold a guy who looked like he had never grown out of his delinquent phase from high school, standing behind and to Suzaku's left.
Dyed, spiked-up brown hair, fierce storm gray eyes, even the school uniform, all that's missing is the bat.
Good thing he makes up for it with the actual white cat just kind of sitting there on his shoulder.
As soon as my eyes land on him, he smirks and gives me a thumbs-up.
I manage to push past the dissociation I feel at that exact moment to shoot him a thumbs-up back.
"Eh?" Another voice, feminine, chips up in confusion, "What's that all supposed to mean?"
Standing right next to the delinquent guy is the source, a young woman in a uniform similar to the guys, but with light brown eyes and light brown hair tied at the back of her head.
She's rather cute, I'd say, especially since she legitimately doesn't seem to get the joke.
Fortunately, her friend was here to give her a little help.
The delinquent snorted, "Oi. Birdbrain," he huffs out, amused and smirking, "it means our little Kami guy here fucked a couple or more catgirls. Not that hard to grasp."
Kami guy? That's new.
The girl meanwhile, took a second to process what she heard before she too blinked, putting a hand to her mouth.
"Oh." She muttered, yet without an iota of a blush.
Most impressive.
The delinquent chuckled, "Oh indeed"
You know, looking at these two, I do recognize them somewhat.
They are part of Team Slash/Dog, that much I'm certain, but I'm drawing a blank on pretty much everything about these two.
For the guy, I keep thinking 'cat drill' for some reason.
Then the girl, I keep wanting to call her 'Irina lite' in my mind.
Yet before I could delve too deep into those thoughts, or before the guy's unique nickname for Irina lite over there could prompt her to do other Irina things like start a fight, Suzaku managed to bring the attention back to herself with a single sigh.
"Asinteresting," her smile strained at that, "as that information is to know, we've come here today for something very important, Lord Noriaki."
As Suzaku started talking, the other two suddenly straightened up, looking much more serious.
"Tell us," she continued, gaze hardening, "what do you know of Lord Susanoo and the Realm of Yomi?"
I stare at her for a moment, before letting out a deep, anguished, sigh, before I ask.
"What did my Uncle dothis time."
~ A New Sun ~
Deciding it was probably for the best of everyone present if we sat down first, I ended up inviting everyone in.
Unfortunately, I don't exactly have an informal sitting area as of yet, which led tothis.
Us all sitting on a tatami mat floor, with the new girl looking around in wonder, stars in her eyes.
"It's all sotraditional" she muttered in legitimate awe.
Even the delinquent looked around in appreciation.
Despite this room being wholly empty, with literally nothing inside of it.
I think, after these three leave, I'm sending a clone to go shopping personally.
Uzume was supposed to do it, but she's taking too long, and I'm getting sick of this.
Only Suzaku didn't seem to care about the architecture either way, staring at me with an intensity I didn't think was possible for her.
"Before we begin," Suzaku piped up before I could say anything, "proper introductions first. Lord Noriaki? These two are Slash/Dog Team members," she held her hand out to the girl, "Natsume Minagawa."
Natsume, promptly, gave an exaggerated wave my way as she greeted, "Haiya! Lord Kusanagi!"
Heh. Cute.
Suzaku sighed, before moving her hand towards the delinquent, "And Kouki Samejina."
Kouki held a hand up, as did the cat perched on his shoulder, as he simply said, "Yo."
I nodded to them both, "Noriaki Kusanagi, though I feel the two of you already know who I am." I returned in greeting with a smile, "Still, you don't need to call me by my last name, or lord, or whatever. I'm not so formal, and I don't exactly consider myself a deity either."
Natsume's eyes practically sparkled, "Ho? Really? I'll call you Nori then!"
I smirked, "Only if I can call you Nat?"
She gave an exaggerated nod and a thumbs up, "Sure thing! Waaayy better nickname than what this cat-brained guy gave me" she stuck a finger at Kouki.
Who snorts in turn, "Stop copying me because you lack creativity, birdbrain." He admonished without even glancing at her.
"And I told you!" She whirls on him, "To stop calling me that! Years ago!"
Kouki merely shrugs, unperturbed, "If it fits, why change it?"
"T-That's not the point you damn delinquent! I've changed!" She denies it, vehemently.
Watching these two start going at it, I chuckle.
Reminds me of Irina and Xenovia a bit, Nat especially reminds me of Irina, she's got that pep.
While Kouki? By the way he looks, I kind of expected another Vali type of guy, but he seems incredibly chill.
"You two." Suzaku interjects coldly before Kouki could respond, bringing me out of my thoughts, "Now is not the time."
"Ah," Nat rubs the back of her head, "right, rightsorry, Lady Himejima."
Kouki grunted, "Right. Can't get distracted now." He startscrawling closer to me? Going past Suzaku, he mutters, "No offense, Himejima, but I'll take it from here."
Suzaku blinks, looking just as confused as I am.
Kouki gets right in front of me, with barely a few feet between us
Before promptly slamming his head into the ground in a kowtow for the ages.
"K-Kouki!?" Nat exclaimed, "What are you?"
"We need your help." Kouki began, muffled by the floor.
I uh, don't think he knows how a proper kowtow works, does he?
Yet still, the man continued, "Your uncle, he sent someone after Tobioour leader, next thing we know, he's gone. We don't know where he went, we have our suspicions, but"
"We've got nothing to go off of." Nat chimed in, downtrodden, "He justup and vanished"
Poor girl sounds like she's going to cry.
I blinked between the two, before pinching the bridge between my nose and sighing.
"I'mgoing to need more than that." I start, "For one, how do you know my uncle is involved somehow?"
"There were traces oftaint," Suzaku spat out, "from Yomi left behind at the bar, right after Tobio vanished. Only a few beings could leave such a mark behind, the Shinigami being the most apparent."
Curious.
"I don't know much about the Dog God personally," I muse, "but I do know of his strength. Whatever went down, he came willingly. It would take nothing short of my Uncle himself showing up to take him by force otherwise."
"That's the same conclusion we came to as well" Suzaku muttered.
"But! Still! It just doesn't make any sense!" Nat suddenly cried out, "H-He didn't even say anything to any of us! N-Not even Sae, I just" she trails off into silence, a distant pained look in her eyes.
I want to pat her on the head and tell her it'll be alright.
Truly, I do, but I'm just as lost as them right now, and I don't want to plant false hope in case I'm wrong.
Rather, I shot her a soft smile, before looking back at Suzaku, "So that's why you wanted to know about Susanoo and Yomi specifically, huh?"
She nods, and I rub my chin as I ponder that question.
"How much do you know already?" I ask idly.
Kouki huffs, "That he doesn't like us all that much, never has."
"Yeah!" Nat pipes up, pumping her fist in the air, "He was the only Japanese God to vehemently refuse to bless us after we cleaned up the Utsusemi!"
I tilt my head slightly to that, "...that wasn't really what I was talking about, but that does point to him being the more likely cause of all this." I look down at Kouki, "Also, Samejima, you can get up now, okay? That's starting to look like it hurts."
He promptly groans as he sits up, "Yeah, damnit didthanks." He, and his cat, reach back and start rubbing his back.
I waved him off, "No problem. What I was talking about, is his myths. You know, like the stuff where he gets thrown out of Heaven for being a big crybaby, where he makes my mother hide in a cavethat stuff."
Suzaku pursed her lips, "Idon't see how his past is relevant?"
"Because it shapes what he does today. For instance," I start chuckling, "d-did you know? My uncle is a massive momma's boy."
Don't even need Uzume to tell me that much.
In damn near every variation of his myths, he's trying to reach Yomi explicitly to be with his mother.
Hell, he got thrown out originally by his father because he wouldn't stop crying over her death.
Literally. The man almost flooded Japan.
But, although it's funny, that's not why I bring it up.
My three guests blinked at that, seemingly not catching on quite yet.
Nat spoke up first, "Whatdoes any of that have to do with Tobio?"
I raise a finger, smirking slightly, "Simple. Does he have anything that connects him to Izanami?"
"No? Why would he?" Kouki frowned, "Well, they both manipulate darkness to an extent I guess, right? Maybe he got jealous?"
I could see that happening, funnily enough. Deities aren't exactly known for their humility, especially Susanoo.
But, no.
"The Ame-no-Ohabari" Suzaku muttered lowly in absolute horror, her eyes wide as I nodded.
There it is.
"Eh? Do you mean the divine sword that's part of his Sacred Gear? The fire one?" Kouki asked, incredulously.
"The same sword that killed Kagustuchi," I add in, "after he in turn killed Izanami during his birth."
At that, the other two simply stared, their eyes widening as the idea set in.
Kouki was the first to emerge from the slump and break the silence, with a growl.
"Thatbastard." He rose to his feet, gritting his feet as his cat hissed atop his shoulder to the sky, "He's after Tobio's sword, huh? Well! I ain't about to let some momma's boy 'god' take it from him! Birdbrain!" Kouki called, snapping Nat out of the distant look in her eyes, making her look at him, "Let's get the others. Break into the Underworld, and get him back."
"Ah" Nat's expression morphed, hardening, "Yeah. Let's."
Suzaku however, stayed stock still, "You two, don't move, quite yet."
"Wha?" Kouki turned to Suzaku, "Why the hell not!? Don't you want to help?"
Suzaku clicked her tongue, "I do. But you need to think before you act, Samejima."
He snarled at that, "We have been thinking! We thought enough! The time for thinking is long over!"
"Removing such an integral part of his Sacred Gear should kill him." Suzaku states, unmoving as she stares at the ground, "It would break his gear. Mutilate his soul. Knowing that, why did he go without a fight!?" Her hands clench the hem of her Shrine Maiden skirt tightly as her voice shakes with rage.
That question, that proclamation, makes Kouki stop and stare for a second.
I decided to chime in here, "Most likely? I think my uncle forced his compliance. I don't mean to be rude, but from what I heard, the Dog God is kind of yourwell. He's a standard light novel protagonist, ain't he?"
Suzaku leveled her near-death glare at me for a second, before I corrected myself.
"Sorry. Standard harem light novel protagonist."
That made both Suzaku and Nat blush mutedly, and look away.
While Kouki simply snorted, "Shit. Can't even be mad about that assessment, it's right on the money."
I nod to that, "See? So like I was saying, taking that into account, it's likely my 'dear' uncle threatened the people closest to him to get him to comply. Friends and family. You guys, most likely."
Kouki snorted and rolled his eyes at that, "I doubt that much. We can handle ourselves just fine, and if he did go willingly cause' of a few threats to us, I'll rip that stupid sword out of him myself."
Nat nods vehemently in agreement with his words, while Suzaku simply huffs haughtily.
I shrug to them, "Well, does he have any family I don't know about?"
Nat looks down and mutters, "None alive"
I raise an eyebrow to that, "My uncle is the King of Yomi, dead or aliveshouldn't be all that much of a barrier for him."
"She shouldn't have gone to the Japanese afterlife," Suzaku spoke up in denial, "his grandmother practiced Buddhist Magic. The claim to her soul should go to them."
I hum to that, "Fair enough, I still say it shouldn't be discounted as a possibility though. My unclehe's known in part for the chaos he brings."
"Ah~That's one way of putting it, I suppose." Another feminine voice adds with a yawn.
Turning, I stare half-lidded as Uzume enters the room, rubbing her eyes, and wearingpajamas.
More specifically, a onesie? Cute. Even has a little hood.
"Taking a nap, huh Uzume?" I muse.
"Well, I wasbut, then I felt"
Uzume was cut off, as Nat suddenly rocketed herself straight into the Kami.
"Uzuumeee-chan!" Nat cried, snuggling into my maid.
Uzume suddenly seemed very self-conscious, as she reached down gently and patted Nat on the head with an awkward smile on her face, "There there, there there" she softly muttered down at the girl.
Suzaku stared blankly at the scene before her, looking like she went into shock.
Ah, damn. There goes my trolling opportunity. Still, the look on her face is superb.
I and Kouki watched this scene unfold in amusement for a little while before I eventually asked the obvious.
"You two know each other?"
"Ah," Uzume chuckled lightly, "in the past, for all Team Slash/Dog did in Japan, Ama decided to gift them with our blessings, and I chose to bless Natsume, here."
Oh, Nat. You poor girl.
"Eh? Nori-kun? W-What's with that look!?" Uzume suddenly added, almost panicked.
I quickly wipe the Tanjiro pity look off my face, returning to a neutral expression.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." I state plainly.
"T-That!"
Luckily, Uzume is saved from being outed by Suzaku, as she suddenly asks, voice breaking slightly, "What...what is the Goddess of the Dawn doing here?"
Uzume quickly looks at me, pleading with her eyes alone.
I meet her gaze, then slowly draw my eyes across the very empty room.
The next time I meet her gaze, my stare is narrowed significantly, and her eyes have in turn widened in realization.
So, I answer honestly.
"She's my maid."
Suzaku stares dead ahead, not saying a word.
Kouki raises an eyebrow.
Nat blinks a few times, before finally letting Uzume go, and looking up at her with a tilt to her head, "Eh? Uzume-chan? I didn't know you were into that!"
Uzume looks like she wants to commit die.
"It'snot that," I snort, causing Uzume to wave her hands out in denial, "really! Ama gave me this job! Socanwegobacktowhateveritwasyouallweretalkingaboutbeforepleaseandthanks!"
Pin drop silence.
"Uzume," I started, an amused smile on my lips, "What was that?"
She slowly pulled her pajama hood up over her head, and looked down, "...you were all talking about Susanoo?"
"Yeah," I chuckled a bit, "we were. Kind of. Nat, care to fill your blesser in on what's going on?"
Ah, Uzume. Always there to break the tension and cast downtrodden moods into the abyss.
Sometimes via sexy dancing. Sometimes via being, well, her.
In any case, Uzume listens in as Nat gives an abridged version of what's going on.
Following that, she gives a thoughtful frown.
"Amareally isn't going to like hearing about any of this," she sighs, closing her eyes and clicking her tongue in annoyance, "seriously, that brain-dead oaf, right after they join us!?"
"Better to get this out of the way now than have to suddenly deal with this later, I feel." I add with a raise of my finger.
"I mean, maybe" Uzume bites her lip, "Still, what a mess. Especially if he did take a soul from another afterlife to use as bait, pretty sure that violates so many laws it's not even funny."
"Even if whatever passes for law enforcement down there jumps mommy's boy?" Kouki asks with a smirk.
Uzume thinks for a second, before snorting, "Okay, it would be funny to watch Hades beat the storm out of him, but still."
"Heh!" Kouki chuckled, "Well, I don't want to sit around her and wait for some Greek to do our job for us. I still say we go."
Suzaku pinched the bridge of her nose, and sighed, "Samejima, we just talked about this"
Uzume blinked, and tilted her head at that, "You wouldn't be able to, anyway." She adds matter-of-factly.
The three look at her, eyes wide, before voicing all at once.
"Eh? What the hell do you mean by that, Kami!?"
"Uzume-chan?"
"Lady Uzume"
"Humans, alive humans, aren't meant to exist in Yomi," Uzume elaborates, a sad glint in her eyes, "Longinus possessors like Tobio would be fine, their gear would be powerful enough to protect their living body from eroding and, well, dying."
She looks at the three intensely, "But for the rest of you? You wouldn't last long. Not without the blessing of Izanami or Susanoo himself, in any case. The former hasn't been seen in so long, and the latter? Wellyou know."
Following that explanation, the three looked damn near dead to the world.
Well, Suzaku, especially. Kouki was chewing on his gums, and cracking his knuckles with a look of cold rage on his face.
While Nat? She looked down, staring at the floor despondently, "T-Therehas to be a way, right, Uzume-chan?" She reaches over and grabs the Kami's pj's, "There has to be something, r-right?"
Uzume looked down at Nat, a pained, guilty look on her face.
Then, she looked over at me.
Oh yeah. I'm not necessarily human, so doesn't that mea
"While humans can't go down and survive in Yomi, Arahitogami like Noriaki can." Uzume added slowly.
Oh. You bitch.
Almost instantly, Nat and Suzaku's gaze locked onto me.
Just as fast, however, before either of the two could get a word out, Kouki called out, "Oh yeah? How's that supposed to help?"
Nat turned to Kouki, eyes wide and slightly shaking, "K-Koukihe could"
"Solve the problem for us? Yeah, maybe." Kouki crossed his arms, "But I didn't come here to send some guy I just meant after our best friend." He looked down at me, "No offense, Kami guy."
I wave him off, "None taken."
"Were you not just on your knees before him, begging for help mere moments ago?" Suzaku bites out in response.
Kouki huffed, "Yeah. For help. Not for him to solve our problems for us. We're a team, not some outsourcing group." He waved to Nat, "Yo birdbrain, let's head back, tell everyone else what we found out herewe'll think of something."
He walks over to her, helping her to her feet, "We always do." He finishes resolutely.
Nat sniffles, sparing me one last glance, before nodding to Kouki, and promptly slapping herself in the face with both hands, "Y-Yeah! I guess we do! Hmm hmm!"
Kouki turns back to Suzaku, "Thanks for the ride, Himejima. We know our way back." Then he looks at me, "Thanks for the talk Kami guy, we'll give you a call once everything blows over, then you'll get to meet the team proper, aight?"
"Aight?" I wave at them as Kouki walks off with Nat in tow, the girl giving Uzume one last big hug before exiting the front door.
Soon enough, their presences vanish into thin air, most likely via magic teleportation.
My confusion came from Suzaku sitting there motionless, not joining them the whole time.
Then, pretty much the second their presences disappear, Suzaku throws herself at my feet, in much the same way Kouki did, except her kowtow is much moreproper.
"Ineed your h-help" Suzaku began, voice breaking.
Ahwell, I was probably going to get involved one way or another.
Didn't think it would be like this, however!
~ A New Sun ~
After shooing Uzume out to spare Suzaku some embarrassment, I shuffle right up in front of the girl.
"Suzaku?" I ask, tone soft, "What are you doing?"
"IIk-know what you're about to say, but I'm not t-truly an official member of their team," she continues, ignoring me, "more like an honorary member. So! I beseech you, Lord Kusana- Huh?"
I get her to pause, by reaching down and gently cupping her face into my hand, slowly making her lift her head to look me in the eye.
She's crying. Slow, tired streams.
I wipe them away with my thumb.
"You've been bottling up these emotions for a while, haven't you?" I ask, "How long exactly? Since right after Ibaraki? Did you even have time for yourself after that mess, and Baraqiel?"
"Ithat" she averts her gaze away from mine, "I don't see how that is relevant."
"Because worrying about someone you care about is one thing, but killing yourself over itphysically or mentally, is another." I scolded her.
"It isn't about me!" She bit back, yet more down then heated, "I'll be fine! But Tobio won'tI c-can't" her head sagged down, "I promisedto keep him safeHe's some of the last good of my family left, and I" she bit her lip as a quiet choked sob silenced her.
I raise her head back up, along with an eyebrow, "What makes you think he won't be fine?"
"He's never fought anything like this beforeSusanoo, one of the strongest of the Shinto Pantheon, is said to possibly rival the Omikami in terms of power." She muttered in horror, "That isn't something you fight alone, Lord Noriaki"
"Cut the 'lord' thing here, Suzaku." I tell her sternly, before adding, "Also. You need to have more faith in this guy."
Her eyes promptly narrowed, but I didn't let up.
"Seriously, the way you make it sound, he's some sort of damsel in distress. Not the Dog God with an Abyss Side Balance Broken Longinus wielding an actual god-killing sword." I admonished her further.
Laying it all out like that, Suzaku at least had the decency to blush.
"No, the only thing holding him back from fighting, is whatever made him come 'willingly'. Without that, he probably would have dealt with this situation on the spot." I muse.
Suzaku's eyes widened, "Y-You mean?"
I smiled, "I was already planning on taking a look. Izanami is my grandmother, you know? I'm sure she'd be delighted to know her daughter had another grandkid, don't you thin Hmm!?"
Suzaku interrupted me this time, by suddenly attaching to me, wrapping her arms around my torso and clinging, tightly, as she muttered seemingly unending 'thank you's at a breakneck pace.
I let out a soft chuckle as I pat her on the back, "So," I muse aloud, "does this count as a favor?"
Suzaku let out a dry chuckle as she pulled back, whipping a fresh tear from her face.
"P-Perhaps," she accedes with a small, pretty smile, "only if you manage to make him come back in one piece."
"...You know if it comes down to it, I won't be able to fight my uncle." I state for certain, "There's no sun down there, or at least I would assume there isn't, and even then" I trail off, uncertain.
I'm not even sure about my power relative to the top of the Faction.
If Susanoo is near the top, rivaling my mother, then he'll probably slap me around like Vali did.
Even with Ara-MitamaIf I managed to pull that off. If the time even works out that way.
So many variables, and so many things that are more likely to go wrong during that potential fight.
But above all else, I don't believe I'm ready to fight a true divine being yet. Much less one so high on the totem pole.
"Then don't fight," Suzaku murmurs, "just make sure the two of you make it out alive, alright?"
That, I have a much higher chance of doing.
After I drain Uzume of everything she knows about Yomi.
Like, for instance, how to get in without being elbow-dropped by dozens of Shinigami and Susanoo himself.
But for now?
Suzaku, despite her smile, shows cracks. A tense air to her eyes, the occasional twitch of her hand
She's still bottling up her feelings, huh?
"Hmm, alright," I nod to that, "then, for now, Suza-chan," I smirk as her eye twitches, "it's been a while, why don't you catch me up on everything else going on, and then?" I pat her on the back, "You tell me more about the guy I'm going to drag out from downstairs?"
At her smile, I figure she has a fair bit to tell.
Tobio Ikuse, better known as the Slash Dog, or occasionally Fallen Dog God, stood behind the counter in the Black Dog Bar.
With a small smile on his face, he wipes a glass in his hands down with a cloth.
Truly, he's already wiped this particular glass downmaybe something like four times? But it's not like he has much else he can do otherwise.
At his part-time job here, things have been rather slow.
A few people here and there come in for drinks and food, mostly die-hard regulars who enjoy his cooking, and most haven't even been supernatural.
To be fair, he knows why that is.
Most of the time it's usually much busier, they get more supernatural than mundane customers on average, but due to the whole thing with the Grigori, and them moving from the organization, things have slowed and people stopped showing until everything settles.
In Tobio's mind, he honestly kind of prefers it this way.
Not to say he despises his supernatural job and responsibilities, but the Grigori aren't the most, shall he say, restrained in deploying him and his team.
Even for rather silly and stupid things.
Like that time Azazel tried to convince them to raid some Heavenly Institute for Gabriel'sundergarments.
The thought alone makes Tobio pause, staring half-lidded across the empty bar.
He still remembers the face Azazel made after all the girls took turns slapping him.
In any case, he hopes that with the Shinto's more isolationist nature, there will be less of all that and more time to dedicate to his and his team's personal lives.
Such as University! That was going well!
Maybe, if things keep going so well, he'll be able to open up his restaurant like he wanted
He chuckled softly as his mind strayed to Sae in a waitress outfit.
Maybe spending so much time around Azazel had affected him?
Ah well, all the more inspiration, he guessed.
He perked up, as a low chime suddenly rang out throughout the bar.
Looking towards the source, the door, he finds an older man, perhaps in his sixties or so, balding and wrinkled yet with a kindly smile on his weathered face.
"Ah, I know it's late, young man, but are you still open?" The man asked.
Tobio eyed the clock for a second, then nodded.
"For a little while longer, but I still would have let you in anyway," Tobio smiled softly, "it's rather cold out, and I wouldn't let you stand out there freezing."
The old man gave a genuine smile, stepping in and closing the door behind him, "Thank you. You're most kind."
Tobio waved him off, "Don't mention it. Please, have a seat."
Reaching under the counter, Tobio pressed a button, locking the doors.
"Can I get you something warm?" He continued with an eye-to-eye smile.
The old man shambled to the counter, and sat, slumping over slightly, "What would you recommend?"
Tobio turned toward the rack of drinks behind him, his smile never leaving his face.
"HmmI could mix you up an Umetini?" Tobio offered.
"Ah, gin" the old man smiled, "it's been a while since I've had some of that."
"I suppose you Shinigami don't get out much then, hmm?" Tobio idly noted.
The bar was suddenly plunged into silence.
"Damn" the 'old man' wheezed out, "didn't even make it past the front door hidden, did I? You know" he moved his head slightly, moving his neck away from the pitch black scythe blade that suddenly seemed to manifest around him.
"You're one scary young man, Fallen Dog God" the 'old man' rasped out, staring at Tobio, who all of sudden turned back to him, the handle of said scythe held aloft with a single hand.
The Longinus possessor never stopped smiling, even as he drew the blade slightly closer to the man's neck.
"It was your eyes. Your eyes gave it away." Tobio remarked, without a hint of smugness, as he merely stated fact.
The old man's eyeswere completely dead. Glossed over, hazed.
This old man is a corpse.
The Death Kami clicked his body's tongue, "This was the closest vessel I could find on such short notice, Lord Susanoo should be praising me, I enacted his orders so quickly." He huffed, annoyed.
Tobio briefly recalled Suzaku's lecture on Shinigami all those years ago.
Right. They can't materialize on the Earthly Plane like normal Grim Reapers, because they would corrupt or kill anything they touch.
The Shinigami 'Aura of Death' is unique, however, not that it kills directly, but because it makes the victims want to kill themselves.
Plants suddenly stop taking in water, stop making sugar, and starve themselves to death.
Humans jump off buildings, and bridges, or otherwise find some way to kill themselves as quickly as possible.
So instead, they possess a vessel to keep that aura contained, usually living as that's most efficient, but here
In the back of his mind, an insidious thought creeps into the back of his mind.
What if he fell on his scythe?
He slaps that thought away without an ounce of hesitation, and instead, fills his mind of things that he'd stay alive for.
Mostly Sae, but he wouldn't tell everyone that.
"Oh?" The Shinigami gave him a toothy grin, "You're good, catching that so quic-"
He stopped talking, as the scythe blade pressed against 'his' throat.
The scythe blade seemed to hum, a powerful thrum resonating throughout the darkness as its very nature seemed to shift.
The Shinigami paled the color of the corpse he wore.
He would be able to sense it, wouldn't he?
At this wavelength, the power in his scythe would tear apart the Shinigami in a single stroke, leaving his puppet body entirely unharmed.
"Give me one good reason I shouldn't consign you to oblivion and free that man's body back to his rest." Tobio intoned coldly.
"Your grandmother." The corpse hissed out entirely too fast, too afraid.
Tobio paused, blinking.
He decided he didn't much like that joke.
So then, he moved to annihilate the errant Death Kami with a single stroke.
"Wait wait wait!" The Shinigami flailed 'his' arms around, right before the blade made spiritual contact, "My Lord! The King of Yomi! He has her soul!"
Tobio froze.
"...What." Was all he could muster in that moment.
"Yes, yes." The Shinigami breathed out, emboldened and relieved, "He sent me, to tell you of this fact, and to offer a rather simpleer, hmm, not bargain, perhaps a deal?"
This isn't a joke, is it? A lie?
No. It couldn't be, right? They just joined the Shinto, so what could this be? A test?
He always knew Lord Susanoo disliked them, but he could never figure out why.
Maybe it was because of their relation to the Grigori? He knows not a lot of people like the Fallen and their ilk after all.
So, maybe a test of loyalty then?
"What kind ofdeal." Tobio drew out, coldly, gaze fixed like stone upon the Shinigami.
The Death God shivered at his tone, before continuing, "My Lord wants something in exchange for the return of her soul, either to her rightful place of rest orto the living, should you do well."
Tobio's heart hurt at that.
Thatto see his grandmother againafter so, so long
"Really?" He muttered, low voice cracking slightly.
The Shinigami nodded, "My Lord is many things, but a liar is not one of them."
Tobio bit his lip, contemplating those words.
Something feels off. About all of this. Yet, he can't quite place it
In the end, the only real way to find out what's going on is to confront the man himself, isn't it?
Taking a deep steadying breath, Tobio answered, "Something like thisis far too important for a talk as simple as this." He narrows his eyes upon the Death Kami, "Take me to him. To Lord Susanoo. I want to see what he has to say for himself."
To his surprise, and slight unease, the Shinigami smiles at that, and nods, "That can be arranged, Fallen Dog God."
The corpse then held out its hand, "Better not keep the Lord waiting, if you're so inclined, the sooner we head to Yomi the less likely he'lldo something unwarranted."
Like hurt her?
The corpse, somehow, someway, sweated a single drop as all the shadows in the bar suddenly erupted with obsidian blades, coated in red and black god-killing fire.
"Idon't get paid enough for this shit" The Shinigami muttered and damn near whimpered.
Within a moment, the storm of blades vanished, and Tobio took the Kami's hand, prompting him to flinch at the small smile stretched across the Slash Dog's face.
"Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?" Tobio asked, nonchalantly.
The Shinigami shook his head back and forth rapidly in apt agreement.
In Tobio's mind, this shouldn't take long, anyway.
In that next instance, Tobio felt a pull, and the world swirled into dullness and darkness.
He stood amongst a dark, dreary reflection of the bar, without a Shinigami in sight.
Walking out, the world would be much the same, without even a sky.
It was at this moment that he realized however, he had no idea where to go.
So, he wondered.
With only the company of Jin, his Sacred Gear, he walked across what felt like the entirety of this dark reflection of Japan.
None of the dead would talk to him.
He ate or drank nothing, knowing at the very least that was a terrible idea.
And he couldn't sleep, as whenever he tried, he felt something wearing down his body and soul, requiring his consciousness and Jin to keep that feeling away.
Time blurred together. He didn't know how long he was there.
Until, one day, a hurricane suddenly erupted across the land, laced with divine power
And he knew what he'd find at its center.
"Aww! Suza-chan was here?" Kuroka sat there, pouting, crossing her arms, and puffing out her cheeks, "You should have invited her up! We could have done the thing together, nyah~!"
Koneko, whilst lying there on the bed, simply deadpanned at her older sister, "...I'd rather notwhatever that thing is. Still can't feel my legs."
"You get used to it, nyah~!" Kuroka happily informed her sister with a smirk.
Much to said little sister's grumbling.
I meanwhile, snorted at the two's antics.
Suzaku didn't stay long after I got her talking. I couldn't tell if it was embarrassment at the whole breaking down in front of me over some guy, or eagerness for me to go find him that did it in the end.
Probably both.
The point is, that she left feeling much better than when she walked in.
Hell, probably left feeling much better than she had in days.
In return, I learned some stuff about Tobio.
Well, not directly, but I can read between the lines well enough when most of what I got was Suzaku talking about Tobio's harem antics.
The harem antics he very clearly didn't, and still doesn't, want.
Poor guy. Apparently, he still hasn't locked down Sae and told the others to fuck off.
Suza knows he doesn't love the others, love her, like Sae, yet they still try anyway.
He's been using university as an excuse, which is justwhy?
Needless to say, when I get down there, I'm slapping him, or making his grandma do it.
If she's down there, that is.
Boys got to step up, nab that childhood friend, and close the rest of those doors already if he doesn't want them open.
Four years, four fucking years.
Shaking my head of those rather infuriating thoughts, I plop myself down right between my two cat girls and begin scratching their ears idly.
"Nyah~!" Kuroka clambers over to my side, rubbing herself against me.
"Nyan~..." Koneko purrs, not moving an inch, yet a light flush blossoms across her face along with a small smile.
Honestly, I have half a mind to tell these two about what I learned from Suza about Tobio and his relationship 'status', but that would feel a tad too mean for simple venting.
Even though it would be hilarious hearing Koneko call Tobio a pussy.
Eh. Maybe after the poor dog man gets laid. Then it's fair game.
Also, Koneko needs to catch up on a lot of what I do, I think. Starting that conversation by talking shit about a potential friend probably isn't a great idea.
Think I'll just leave Kuroka to catch Koneko up after I leave for Yomi.
My eyebrow unconsciously twitches at that.
I'll leave Uzume to do it.
Much better.
In the meantime, though.
"Alright you two, here's the thing." I start, causing both of them to perk up, "I've got to head down to Yomi because my uncle may have made a fucky wucky, and I'm not too sure how long I'll be gone, so!" I glance between the two, "Is there anything I need to do with you two before I head out?"
Koneko blinked at that, "Fuckywucky?" She parroted, befuddled.
Kuroka, meanwhile, held up a finger with a mischievous smile, "There's a joke to be made here about how you blew out our backs, then almost immediately ran down to the Underworld, you nyah that Nori-kun~?"
"We can go again, and I can remove the almost there if you want." I immediately answer, deadpaning back at her.
That garners a pleading, continuous shaking of the head from Koneko, whose eyes widened at that idea.
Kuroka huffed, seeing her sister's reaction, "Hmph! No fun! Nyah~!"
"Legs." Koneko bit out in turn.
"Point." She conceded, "But still!"
Koneko then promptly ignored her, instead turning to me, "I missed school today, and I don't exactly feel like going tomorrow either, what withyou know."
I chuckle as she blushes, and I pat her on the head.
"Don't worry, I'll give the Student Council and your King a call, tell them what's going on." I assure her.
Her eyes suddenly narrowed, "...senpai, what exactly are you going to tell them."
"The truth? What else?" I say with a smile.
Koneko's eyebrow twitched. "Please don't."
"I'll do it right before I head out, promise~!"
"Senpai."
I chuckle, pulling her against my side, "Alright, alright. I'll make something up, but you know Rias will suspect something regardless, right?"
She huffed at that, idly wrapping her arms around my waist, holding onto me.
"I'll deal with that when it comes to it, I guess." She grumbled.
Ah, the classic 'I'll let future me deal with it', works every time.
A pair of slender arms wrap around my neck, as Kuroka leans against me, her head on my shoulder and my arm pressed in between her cleavage.
"I suppose I can't convince you to let me join you?" She asks softly.
"Nope." I state resolutely, "You know why."
Kuroka sighs but doesn't fight me on it. Although I do feel Koneko looking up at us, an eyebrow slightly raised.
Looking down at her, I add.
"Speaking of, we did a thing, Kuroka will tell you about it laterif you can't already sense it, that is."
Kuroka shot me a look of betrayal.
I sent her a smug smirk back.
Her not being a Reincarnated Devil anymoreit's not something I plan on advertising quite yet.
Though the process is mostly Kuroka specific for right now, the world doesn't know that.
If it gets out, it wouldn't shock me if I had a Devil hit squad knocking on my door the next night.
But, telling Koneko, who would be able to sense the change with Senjutsu anyway, is fine.
Going to have to keep her away from Magari for now though, or any other Youki skilled in Senjutsu.
In any case, I was planning on telling Koneko about Kuroka's change myself actually, but then everything with Koneko happened, and Kuroka was halpingso, yeah, she can do it.
You reap what you sow, black cat.
Koneko narrowed her eyes at the two of us, before they suddenly widened, her mouth gaping slightly.
Ah, she senses it now, doesn't she?
"Big sis, you" Koneko started, disbelieving.
"For the record," I chuckled lightly, "she went through with it so she could have kittens easier."
"Never mind." Koneko deadpanned, tone doing a complete one-eighty, "I should have seen that coming."
"Nyah!?" Kuroka cried out, "Shirooonee! Why do you sound so disappointed!?"
"Because my older sister is a useless, perverted, horni neko who can't stop thinking about being bred for five minutes." Koneko stated, plainly yet resolutely.
Damn, she went straight for the throat, huh?
"W-Well! You'll understand when you're my age! N-Nyah!" Kuroka rebuffed, weakly.
Deciding to throw Kuroka a bone, or I guess a cat toy in this case, I smile, and start reaching over to Koneko.
"Hn? Senpa Nyan~!?" Koneko suddenly gasps, as I land my hand firmly on her behind, "S~Senpai~..." Koneko shudders out.
"On the contrary, Kuroka, I think Koneko here already gets you pretty damn well~..." I disagree huskily.
Kuroka gives a smug smirk, as Koneko shudders out a moan when I cop a feel.
So of course, I reach around the black cat, and grasp a handful of her breasts, coping a feel and pulling the same reaction from her as well.
Horni cat girls indeed, my horni cat girls.
I don't want to let go. But, unfortunately, I've got stuff to do.
Hopefully, the quicker I deal with this, I can get more time to do more normal things before the next big event the world decides to throw at me.
Like finishing my bloody swordsmanship style, for one.
I know I could technically keep up this pace forever, as I don't truly need rest per se, but it would be nice.
Here's hoping
~ A New Sun ~
Following all that, I managed to coax the girls into getting proper nonsex coma-induced rest, while I went to find wherever Uzume had wandered off to.
I ended up finding her in one of the few structures that had a modern oddity, that being a copper roof over one made of wooden shingles.
Before entering the small building, I stopped right at the door, furrowing my brow.
Now that I'm so close, I sense not only Uzume's power, but another's as well, although it is very weak.
Uzume masks it almost completely.
But I recognize it regardless, even though I have only sensed it a few times.
My mother's power.
With a foreboding sigh, I push open the doors and enter.
Yet stop once more a mere few steps inside as I seesomething I didn't suspect whatsoever.
In the center of the small almost chamber-like room is a small raised rectangular stand, with enough room to maybe fit a similar sized small box on top of it.
Instead of a box, though, it held a picture frame and incense.
A very familiar-looking picture frame and incense set, with a certain Kami kneeling before it in silence.
I clear my throat all of a sudden, "Uzume?"
"EEP!?" Said Kami nearly leaped where she sat, whirling around to face me, "O-Oh, NoriHiii?" She greeted me weakly.
I deadpanned down to her, "You know, you could at least have told me you moved him" I stated, walking over and sitting right beside her, "Would have been nice."
I did take time to at least pay my respects every once in a while but haven't gotten the chance to do it for a bit.
She looked down at that, "S-SorryI was going to, but, well"
"I've been busy, yeah?"
"Y-Yeah."
I wave her off with a shake of my head, "Don't worry about it. This is as good of timing as any, considering where I'm about to go."
Uzume looked back at me, incredulously, "Youaccepted to go?"
"Course' I did." I scoffed, "I owe her one, and the guy I'm looking for is a pretty good dude, supposedly."
For a second, Uzume simply stared at me, before sighing and facing back toward the picture with a soft smile, "Of course, of course. So, are you heading out tonight?"
"No, I'm headed out in the morning." I scratch the back of my head, "Beyond it kind of being a dick move to the cat girls to leave so soon, heading to the entrance of 'The Land of Darkness' during the night time sounds like a frankly terrible idea."
Uzume chuckled lightly at that, "Day or night on Earth doesn't affect Yomi, but I can see the logicit being day would certainly help you trying to get in, as I doubt the guard at the boulder would let you in."
I blink at that, "Wait. The entrance to Yomi is legitimately blocked by a big ass rock?"
"Mhmm," Uzume hummed and nodded at that, "and Raijin and half a dozen or so female oni, which is the main threat, but the boulder is also there." She adds matter-of-factly.
"Raijin." I parrot, "The Thunder Kami?"
Uzume nods once more, a small smile on her face.
I simplify my thoughts on that with a single word.
"Fuck."
Uzume, promptly, bursts out into giggles, "Ah, don't worry about himSusan doesn't like Raijin all too much, so he's rarely around. It's mostly just the oni you'll have to worry about."
Oh, thank fuck for that. Oni, I can deal with perfectly fine.
Also, Susan? Hah! I'll remember that if I need to piss off the guy for some reason.
"Even then, they shouldn't do much besides try to chase you away," Uzume continues with a smile, "not like they could even manage that."
"True," I agree, "though I just now realized I don't think I've properly met a female oni before" I muse aloud.
There had to be some on Mt. Oe I just didn't notice, right?
"Much like how male nekomata are rare, so too are female oni," Uzume shrugs, before giving me the side eye, "you better not try anything with them, you. Female oni are kind of like grasshoppers when it comes to mating."
"I'm not as horny as you, I'll be fine." I wave her off with a small smile.
Uzume darted her eyes forward, a red hot blush spreading across her cheeks as she zipped shut her mouth.
I would lay into her more, like about how I know she was watching me and the cat girls all day, but here and now? In this position?
No. Not now. Later.
As I stared at his picture, a thought suddenly occurred to me.
"When I head down, will I see him?" I ask just as suddenly.
Uzume stiffened.
For a long moment, absolute silence reigned.
Then, begrudgingly, Uzume said, "Ihope not."
Huh?
"Huh?" I turned to her, an eyebrow raised.
"Ah!? That sounds bad, um!" Uzume stammered, "See, of course, I hope you meet himsomeday, somehow, but not in Yomi. A man like him deserves far better than that!"
Ah, okay, that makes sense. Jeez girl, think before you speak yeah?
Yet, I furrow my brow, "There's elsewhere he could have gone? I thought Yomi was the only afterlife for the purely Shinto?"
"Technically speaking, it is," Uzume bit her lip, unsure, "but there areother places to go. Yomi, to be Abrahamic about it, is more like Limbo. But there are places that can be considered a Heaven of Hell for good and bad souls respectively."
I have vague recollections about some realm or land located across the sea in some myth somewhere, but I doubt that's what she's talking about.
With a grimace, Uzume continued, "We didn't always have something like that. But, then Hades came to power and started making demandspissed off Susan something fierce back then," she sighs, despondently, "especially since we can't exactly do what more modern beliefs dictatelet spirits wander for thirty-something years, trying to 'help', itwouldn't go so well."
With a cough, Uzume cleared her throat, "Anyway! Yeah, he shouldn't have gone there, I hope. If your father is in Yomi, trust me, you wouldn't want to see him likethat. He wouldn't be him anymore."
I nod, slowly turning back to face the memorial, "I'll take your word for it, then."
"Hey." A hand suddenly grasps my shoulder, stopping me, and as I look back, I take in aninteresting sight.
Uzume looked at me, her normally amethyst eyes glowing with a dangerous amber light.
Gone is the blush, a blank, almost dead look on her face.
"If you do, see him down there?" Her hand squeezes my shoulder ever more tightly, "When you get backdo tell. I would like to have words with Susanoo then."
I raise an eyebrow slowly at her, "...you seriously think he wouldn't beat your ass black and blue?"
The light in her flickers for a moment, before intensifying as she intones, "Nah, I'd win."
I stared at her.
It took everything in my power not to burst out laughing.
And I still failed.
"Snnnrrrcckkkk!" I wheezed out like a man desperate for breath.
"Eh?" Uzume tilted her head, the light suddenly gone, "H-Hey hey hey! Are you laughing!"
My answer to that is to promptly collapse on the floor, holding my stomach as I laugh hysterically.
"Umu!" Uzume pouts, puffing out her cheeks, "I'm a Kami, a Goddess, you know! I can fight! I fought in the Great War! Kind of?"
"Haaaahhhhhh!"
"Mmm!" She seethed, "Okay! Fine!" She throws up her hands, "I'd tell Ama, then she'd kick his ass! Better?"
"Hnnn" I slowly sit back up, chuckling, "And more realistic? Yeah. Much." I reach over, patting her on the head, "Sorry about that extreme reaction, Uzui, it's just" I snicker, "You referred to something there, a really good reference, right then."
"Eh? A reference?" Uzume huffed, "Was it an anime reference?"
"Yup."
"Mmmm!" She seethed further, "You and Ama are like that, you two little" she mumbled and grumbled off.
"Oi." I deadpanned at her, "First, taller than you, second" I decided to give her an out, "speaking of her, coming here, I sensed her power. But I don't see any sign of her. What's up with that?"
Uzume perked up, and took it.
"Ah? That's probably because this building used to be where they stored her Mirror during coronation ceremonies." She informed me, "Although it has been a long time since it was last here, I know her divine armament is powerful, but to be able to sense it so long after the fact" she trailed off.
"Well, I can't sense it." She adds, "Maybe you can because you're you?"
My lips twitch at that, "Most likely, yeah." I stood back up, bowing to the picture frame, "Sorry you had to watch allthat." I spoke out apologetically, "Truly don't get how you dealt with her for so long, Dad."
"H-Hey! Nooori!" Uzume cried out.
I snicker as I turn around and head out.
At the door, I stop and turn to look at her once more, "Also. Uzume?"
"H-Hmm?" She sniffles.
"If he is down there, you wouldn't need to worry." I state, "I'd kick my uncle's ass myself for it."
"E-Eh?" She murmured in shock, "Noriaki"
I shoot her a smile, as I wave her off, "Be seeing you."
"R-Right" I catch a glimpse of a smile stretched across her face as I fully make my exit.
Don't need to know the man personally to hear about him from others, hear how shit Yomi is, and decide the same thing as Uzume.
Although I do hope it doesn't come to that.
I know I'd lose after all.
Heh. Still wouldn't stop me from trying, though.
Now then, if I recall correctly, eating the food in Yomior any Underworld is a bad idea.
I don't need to eat, but assuming I run into Tobio, and he's alivethen depending on how long he's been down there, he's probably starving assuming he's not an idiot.
So, stock up on some snacks, water, the works, and then the next stop?
Yomotsu Hirasaka, the boundary between the world of the living and the world of the dead.
~ A New Sun ~
As soon as morning came, and my cat girls woke up, I bid them a proper farewell.
Not by blowing out their backs again. Koneko could walk again and begrudgingly declined, much to her pouting older sister.
Still, with kisses and a bag of nutritious and healthy snack foods, I set off.
Now, in most cases, I would take a train, maybe a bus. Enjoy the journey and all that, and see the sights.
The problem is, I don't even know how much time I have before I have a very dead dog boy on my hands.
So. Zooming it is.
Utilizing the power of Google Maps and flight, I crossed to the other side of the nation in record time.
And I'll admit, watching Maps flip its shit at my speed and try to recalculate the best path to my destination every seven seconds got a good chuckle or two out of me.
Truly, the greatest piece of technology ever to exist.
They ought to make a supernatural version at some point.
Regardless, in Shimane Prefecture I went, specifically to its capital city, Matsue City.
I've never been here before, never even heard of the place, truth be told.
It's not like Kyoto or Tokyo, you know about those even in the West.
But this city holds something very special within its bounds, much like the cities Japan is much more well known for.
Somethingsupernatural.
Although at first glance, you wouldn't be able to tell.
A simple pathway leading to the site, where a large stone monument said to be the Rock of Senbikithe boulder that Izanagi put in place to block the entrance to Yomi, sat.
The path is marked by a single shime Torii gate, one of the simple ones, made of two wood posts with a rope and shimenawa, connecting either of them from top to top.
Which I stand before now.
Even without entering the Realm of the Kami, I can feel the power radiating off Izanami's Shrine, which isn't too far from where I stand.
I'll be honest, I expected somethingdarker, than what I sensed.
It's got that twisted, repugnant, tainted essence to it, I expected that, and it makes my entire being recoil feeling it.
But at the same timeI don't know how exactly to describe it.
Maybe non-malicious is the right word? Despite it feeling as if actual death is staring at me, it isn't violent death.
More like the cold, reassuring certainty, that all beings do die, and not to worry over that fact.
Huh. Yeah, that does it.
I shake my head, not letting my thoughts wander any longer.
It's time to go.
I step through the Torii Gate.
The familiar sensation of passing through a film greets me before I enter the other side and
My instincts scream at me.
I barely have time to blink, but my arm moves by itself as soon as I fully go through.
The air shatters and thunders, as my aura-coated hand catches and stops a club aimed straight at my face.
I'm already reaching for my sword to lash out in a counterattack, but stop myself as I suddenly hear laughterfrom further away.
"Heeheehee! See, see! I told you he'd stop it!" A very young girl's voice calls out, "But did you listen? Naaahhh! Heh!"
"I! Can! See! That!" Another one, this time right in front of me, calls back, her voice straining, "Oi! Boy! Let go of my club! It's the only one I have left!"
I decided not to let go of her club.
Also, boy?
Really?
Really?
Before me, trying desperately to wrench her club out of my hand, is a yellow-haired oni loli with a matching getup.
Behind her, sitting on a tree smugly, a purple-haired oni loli wearingnearly nothing beyond a completely open robe.
Which is covering her arms, and that's about it.
Each girl sports two horns, interestingly enough, and they seem fully capable of speaking normally.
Yet, from what I sense, they aren't that strong. Maybe High Class a piece?
Still
My thoughts are interrupted, as the yellow-haired one suddenly cries out once more, "Are you even listening to me!?"
Idly, I respond with a simple, "No."
"Wha!? You!" She reels back her fist.
My eyes activate.
She'svery slow.
And her form is shit.
I sigh, lashing out with a kick to her gut before her fist even makes it halfway to me.
She gets flung back, rolling backward into the tree her smug and now chuckling companion sat upon with a plain thud.
I dropped her club to the ground, now free of her hands as it was, as she stood up, stomping her foot against the ground like an enraged bunny.
"Hnnghhh! That's it! I'm gonna eat ya! Get over here!" Yellow immediately tried to leap for me, points for tenacity I suppose, only to be stopped as Purple reached down and grabbed her ankle mid-air.
She hit the ground, face, and horns first, a second later.
With a sigh, Purple leaped from the tree, landing next to her downed companion, and patting her on the head.
"Now now, sister, be calm. This guest of ours isn't someone you can eat, scare off, or kill, I'm afraid." She states, disappointingly.
Why are eat and kill two separate things, by the way?
"So, I'm afraid we'll have to take a different approach~!" She continues with a sultry grin toward me that says she isn't afraid at all.
Ah, hell no, I ain't into lolis!
I send her a deadpan stare back, as I ask, completely out of nowhere, "Aren't there supposed to be eight of you?"
That gives Purple pause, for a second, "Ah, right, that mythwhat, think we aren't enough for you big man~?"
Oh grandmother, kill me now.
Yellow sits her head up, spitting the dirt out of her mouth before she starts, "For the record! Our other sisters are on break right now! We take turns guarding the entrance, two at a time! Boss treats us well! Haven't you ever heard of proper working conditions before!?"
Fuck me that's hilarious.
Wait, no, don't actually fuck me.
"Well, regardless," I continue, doing my level best to ignore Purple as she tries to pull a Kuroka with her robe and non-existence bust, "I expected something different when I heard of demon hags or female oni."
Purple scoffed at that, stopping her robe from completely dropping, "We can shapeshift, of course. But we sisters prefer these forms."
"Yeah!" Yellow backs up, "The Boss says we look real cute! What else did you expect!?"
"Not a couple of lolis." I intone dully.
At that, both girls go, "Eh?"
"Yeah. You heard me. Lolis." I huff out, "Now, you!" I point to Purple, "Pull that robe up, you got nothing to show and I'd rather you keep it that way!"
"H-Hey!" Purple shouted, legitimately offended.
"Oi!" Yellow pointed back, "Don't you talk to big sis like that!"
I narrow my eyes at her, "I'll bash your head so hard with your club you'll grow a third horn if you don't stop yelling, hear me brat!?"
"Eh!?" She yelped, grabbing onto Purple, trying to hide behind her, but welllolis.
Both are too small for that.
I stalk over to them, making sure my eyes are spinning, and my aura leaking slightly as I do.
Both shiver as they behold me, looking up as I tower over them.
"Names." I simply state.
Both yelp as I speak, Purple manages to form words first.
"U-UmI am"
"Grapefruit Loli." I cut her off, filling in the rest for her.
"...huh?" She quivered out.
I nod, "Grapefruit Loli."
"B-Butthat's not even the right color!" She tries to deny me, but I'm already ignoring her, pointing at Yellow.
"Banana Loli." I state.
Newly named Banana nods, fervently, to that.
Good.
"B-But! But!" Grapefruit continues to try and deny me, but I glare down at her, and she promptly zips it.
Double good, now then.
"You two are going to show me how to get to Yomi." I command.
"Eh!?" They both cry out before Banana continues, terrified, "We can't do that! The Boss will get real mad! Really mad!"
I roll my eyes at that, "I'm sure Susanoo"
"N-Not, Lord Susanoo." Grapefruit interjects, "Lady Izanami" she corrects.
That gives me pause, and makes a lot more sense than Susanoo, Mr Storm Rage Incarnate, giving good working conditions and hours.
Still funny with Izanami though.
I think for a second, before asking, "Would she still be mad if you two were just leading her grandson to Yomi so he could see her?"
"Grandson?" Both Oni girls tilt their heads at that.
I sigh, deeply.
"When was the last time you two picked up a phone?"
Banana chimes in, frowning, "What's a phone?"
"Where do you lot even go for a break then!?" I ask incredulously.
Because there's no way it's not in the normal, mundane world then!
Grapefruit answers that one, "Ah, there's a version of Mt. Oe in Yomi that we turned into a super gigantic hot spring resort"
Both girls stare off into the distance with longing at the mention of it.
Okay, that sounds pretty sweet.
But, how to get my original point across?
Would flashing the full extent of my aura do it?
I think that should do, no?
The two girls' attention is suddenly snapped away as I let my boiling aura burst out from within, out into the world uncontained.
Both simultaneously recoil in shock at the action, their eyes wide and quivering as they behold the pillar of honey light around my form.
"LadyAmaterasu?" Grapefruit mutters breathlessly.
"Not quite," I answer, "one step down the family tree. I'm her son, with a human. An Arahitogami." Both pale more than they already are at that, "Get what I'm saying now?"
Grapefruit nods quickly, "Y-Yes, yes! Um! The Lady would love to meet youshe's only had the company of that meathead for so long, soyes, that would be good for her."
Huh.
Looks like I'm not the only one not getting visits.
My aura calms significantly as I reel it in, "Well, I would love to meet her if you would?"
I do mean that. Beyond just nabbing dog man, visiting family is always nice.
And hey? Grandpa was nice on one side of the family, maybe I can go two for two?
"W-Well" Grapefruit cleared her throat, as Banana hid behind her more, or tried to anyhow, "there's just one little problem with that?"
"Hmm?" I hum out, "What's wrong?"
Grapefruit points behind me.
With an eyebrow raised, I turn.
Then stand there, almost gaping, as I behold two more peopleno, corpses, twitching in place right in front of the gate I came in from.
They look ready to fall over, with blood seeping from several open wounds, guts halfway falling out of their bodies, and one even has an eye popped out, barely held to the skull by a small tendon of meat.
What the fuck.
I draw my sword and take a step forward without uttering a word.
I can't sense them, whatever they are. Are they Undead? They look like it! But how did they get in here!?
In sync, both corpses smile, before suddenly collapsing into heaps of gore.
A black smog pours from the dead, swirling, twisting, and shaping itself into two figures.
Two, cloaked, figures.
Each possessed a tanto, a Japanese short sword, and wore deep velvet cloaks. An oni-like mask covered their faces, as their long stark white hair flowed freely down their backs behind them.
"Arahitogami." One of them hissed, "This is far as you go"
"Idoubt that." I respond slowly.
I get the feeling, although I can't sense it, that these guys are a bit tougher than the oni behind me.
I also don't know who these guys are? They kind of remind me of Grim Reapers, with the cloaks and masks.
Japanese Grim Reapers?
Do their knives work like Death Scythes, then?
Hmm, only one way to find out!
I breathe, entering my stance, and I ponder, how easy would it be to kill myself with my healing factor?
Huh?
Blood bursts from my mouth, my breathing completely shot as I cough, hack, and sputter, falling to my knees.
I vaguely hear the Reapers in the background cackling, and the oni behind me gasping, as I look down, and find my own sword piercing through my chest
Right through my own heart.
Blood oozed from my mouth, a rattling buzz thrumming throughout my chest, the telltale signal of pain.
I'm lucky I can't feel that right now.
Hell, I'm lucky I'll heal from this in general.
I'm just trying to figure out how this happened!
With a grunt, I grasp my sword's hilt and wrench it from my chest, gasping as the wounds, both internal and external, sizzle and heal.
I cough and gasp, hacking out several globs of blood, clearing the way for fresh clean air to finally return.
Huh, I think I might have also punctured a lung there.
"Well now," I grumble aloud, the Reapers before me going still and silent abruptly, "that was uncouth."
One of the Reapers snarls, and flies forward, right for me, with a burst of malicious speed and tanto poised at his side.
My aura explodes out around me, wrapping around my form like a cloak as my eyes spin and the world slows.
I can see him clearly, even as he 'speeds' towards me.
One slice, one cut, one down.
I breathe, and step forward, ready to meet him before his dagger can even reach its target.
Dance.
My aura pops, and my neck explodes with an almost comedic amount of red, as my blade cuts into its side.
Huh?
I let go of the hilt just as I realized what I was doing, preventing the blade from even getting near removing my head.
Just for good measure, I grab the blade with a bare hand, letting the buzz from my neck and palm ground me, forcing it to keep me attentive.
A blink later, and I hiss, a gurgling annoyed thing, as a new buzz pierces my chest.
Along with what feels like a needle trying to pierce my very soul.
The grinning form of the Reaper looks down upon me, he cackles once again, twisting the blade in my chest, "So, not even you are immune, hmm Arahitogami?"
My answer?
Spit a glob of blood in his ugly little eyes, and bash my forehead into his nose.
The bargain bin ghost tries to disengage, but I won't let him, grabbing onto his cloak with an iron grip and holding him in place.
In the next instance, light erupts from within my closed fist, the creature screaming in absolute fear and terror at the mere sight of the purifying power.
Despite that, the Reaper lashes out, grabbing onto me as well, holding my arm in place as his friend flies by his side and rams his tanto straight through my wrist.
The light with my fist crackles and sputters out as I lose feeling entirely beyond my waist.
I snarl, a second needle striking my soul, though it has just as little effect as the first.
"You. Will. Die." Both things intone, a statement, a fact
The buzz in my neck worsens only a slight fraction before I stop pushing the blade.
Caught it this time, though that was kind of obvious there wasn't it?
Now. Catch this.
My aura races down my arm, increasing the pace by which my grip slides down to the blade's hilt.
As soon as I grasp it, I swing, fire exploding from the blade as I do.
A wide horizontal arc of fire explodes out swirling around the turn of my blade and into the area around me.
Not a breath, not even a sword form, simply plain old swing at it extra hard.
Yet still, the Reapers screech, their forms evaporating into the same pitch-black smog before my blade and the flames can reach them.
Their daggers remain, however, even as their misty forms bellow up, riding the rising air created by the twister of fire around me.
With my neck healing, I manage a huff as I pull both daggers from my body, stabbing my blade into the ground to do so.
Shortly after they hit the ground, they burst into the same black smog.
Hmm, the wounds made by those daggers are healing slower than normal.
The feeling is returning to my hand, but it's slow, and both openings aren't as quick to shut as they should be.
So the tantos are their version of scythes then, and although they can't seem to pierce my soul, nor my life force for that matter, the blades are still very much necrotic.
Even to me.
Very interesting indeed.
Now if I only wasn't dealing with something as annoying as mental fuckery at the same time!
As the fire putters out around me, I quickly bash my foot into my sword's edge, cutting into its side.
I grip the bottom of the sword's hilt, focusing through the indicator of pain like a lens as I eye my immediate surroundings.
All is quiet.
Far too quiet.
Where did those oni lolis go?
That thought was immediately answered, as I turned around.
Both girls hadn't moved from where I last saw them.
Except then, they weren't on the ground, their fists caked in blood, with both their faces not looking much better.
I narrow my eyes slightly. They're still alive, albeit barely, but I'm more focused on how they ended up like that.
Their fists, their faces, all the blood
Did they beat each other to near-death!?
Cackling echoes throughout the area, and my grip on the hilt tightens as my body tenses.
"These two will have to do, I suppose." One voice calls, sounding nearly disgusted.
The other sighs, or I think it is, they sound exactly the same, "There could be worse hosts. Now shut it, and let's end this brat while we have the chance."
The black smog falls upon the two onis, soaking into their flesh like water to a sponge.
Wisps of smoke flicker from their bodies, as they abruptly begin moving, twitching.
A twitch here or there at first, then their arms and legs seize and flail, before eventually, they shamble onto their feet, bloody grins etched across their little faces.
"This will do nicely~..." 'Grapefruit' extols, summoning a tanto and, of course, licking its blade.
'Banana' seems to pout, "I still think these forms are ratherunsightly." 'she' summons 'her' dagger shortly after, pointing it at me.
Both still have the same voice, although it is especially freaky coming out of such tiny girls' mouths, I'll admit.
I, audibly, chuckle at the thought.
'Banana' blinks at that, "...What's so funny, Arahitogami."
I wave them both off, snickering, "Nothing, nothingwell, just thinking how, somehow, you're both looking much more scary than before."
That prompts both the body snatchers to blink before their faces scrunch up in sheer rage.
I scoff at them, "Don't be offended, it's a step up above the same basic, bland, literally copy-paste mook look you two had going on before. Be grateful you two got the upgrades in the first place."
"Grateful!?" 'Banana' cries, indignant.
"Mook!?" 'Grapefruit' screeches, somehow more offended.
"Ah, don't like that?" I smirk, amused, "Well, you two should also be glad because I kind of need those two girls around to lead me to Yomi. It means I can't just tear apart those bodies to get at you Grim Reaper knockoffs."
Before they can start ranting at my insult, I continue, "Fortunately! I have my way around that. Which leaves only one question" I pull my sword from the ground, and thus my foot as well, it sizzles as it starts healing.
Then without further ado, I stab myself straight down in the stomach.
But this time, I meant to do it. My body will be its sheath.
The buzz, my mask to whatever mental fuckery is going on here.
I grin, from ear to ear, at the two oni puppets, as the two's faces morph into one of terror.
Aura explodes out and coats my fists, light glittering and sparkling within the honey-gold power.
The world's most deadly boxing gloves? On.
"Do you ever wonder" I continued, a feral drive to my tone, "Where do Death Gods go when they die?"
With that, I explode forward with movement, the ground beneath and behind me shattering at my takeoff.
My fist meets 'Banana's' tanto as it's barely raised in time to stop my downward strike, the aura coating my knuckles stopping the edge from truly cutting skin.
The possessed oni's body creeks as the ground beneath it cracks, struggling to keep my fist from reaching it.
Just a few good hits, or a grab, that's all I need. Merely a medium to transfer my purifying power is all I need.
I can see it, the way they possess bodies, cladding them and smothering their victims' souls and powers with their own.
They almost act like a suit of armor, in a sense. When I strike, I won't need to worry about harming the girls spiritually. It'll all be blunted by the snatchers after all.
Once I connect, even just a few times, these guys are done, and I think on an intuitive level, they understand that.
That doesn't mean I don't have my own problems to worry about.
My free hand lashes out the side, grabbing the dagger and holding the possessed Grapefruit aloft by extension.
The sheer force of her falling downward swing makes my feet sink into the ground, cracking the immediate area as I had down to 'Banana' before.
Though their spiritual powers, Youki, and Youjutsu, may be inaccessible to the body sealers, they still have access to the oni's natural physical strength and durability.
In fact, I'd hazard to say that they're stronger.
Most likely due to the reapers' higher tier of existence so to speak, being half-gods. Assuming these Reapers are still like the Grim Reapers in that way.
Both 'Oni' grit their blood-soaked teeth as they try to push back against me, and in response, I breathe deeply.
Much deeper than I normally do.
I don't get to use this aspect of my power often, or at least it's more active applications, I mostly use it to reinforce my body and assist with my healing factor, as I haven't trained to utilize such abilities with my sword quite yet.
However, utilizing it hand-to-hand is a basic function.
Fiery sparks ripple from my fists, joining my light and aura.
I let 'Banana's' tanto cut through my aura, and strike my fist.
The look of shock, then the flash of triumph across 'her' face, came as quickly as it went when the fiery sparks burst from my fist and suffused the dagger.
I murmur, "Overdrive."
The dagger, promptly, explodes.
It combusts in a flash of black smoke and heat, I catch a glimpse of 'Banana' wide-eyed shock and beat red, sunburnt hands before I follow up with a kick straight to the stomach that sends 'her' small form reeling and ragdolling back.
Their faces are too damaged to take anymore, but their torso? Legs? Arms? Fair game.
They're Oni. They can take it.
I whirl on 'Grapefruit', pulling 'her' into the way of my fist as I turn.
Eyes wide and panicking, her dagger suddenly vanishes into black smoke, freeing herself from my grip.
Just as quickly, 'she' resummons the blade, only for I to take a step forward, far too into 'her' guard for her to block, and hit 'her' straight in the chest.
Light dances off my knuckles and lashes at 'her' form like lightning, 'she' screams, a blood-curdling howl of agony as the force of my blow sends her careening back with no resistance.
The body was twitching and convulsing before it even hit the ground, light sparking around it, black smog rolling and coiling and going back inside and out all over on repeat.
Not enough light in a single strike, hmm?
My head tilts slightly, before my full body turns, dodging a stab aimed at my back from the now standing 'Banana'.
'She' snarls as if a wild beast as I jump over a follow up wild slice, landing with a kick down into the ground.
Fiery sparks lash out from the dirt, exploding out around me in waves, blasting 'Banana' back across the ground.
I go low and kick off, gliding close to the ground as I follow after her in a blast of speed.
My fist rakes out, a straight jab aimed for her chest, but gets deflected by 'her' dagger, which 'she' uses as a shield, batting my hand to the side.
'She' followed up with a knuckle sandwich of her own, backed up by Reaper-enhanced Oni strength, right to my cheek.
My eyes spun, and I smiled as I let the blow land, even as I felt my jaw creek at the force.
The force which I seized for myself, and sent down to my legs.
Spinning around, and back by the force of 'her' punch, I lash my legs out, in turn taking 'her' legs out from under her.
But I'm not down yet, twisting at the same time, I kick up, planting my foot in 'her' stomach just as before, but unlike before, the kick sends 'her' ragdolling up with a guttural grunt.
My hands push out, hitting the ground, launching me up to follow as my halo flashes into existence behind my back.
I quickly overtake 'her' flight speed with my own, blurring ahead of 'her' in a streak of light, and appearing in 'her' immediate flight path.
I clench my fists tightly, as silvery white light erupts from seemingly every pore upon them, overtaking my aura, and cladding my fists so brightly that my hands can't even be seen beyond the constant sparks, flashes, and crackles.
This should be more than enough.
The small Oni's face barely had time to twist itself into one horror before my fists came down upon 'her' like a divine sledgehammer.
A column of light ruptured the air as the power of my blow sent the body straight back down into the ground, followed shortly after by sound.
A horrible, high-pitched, like nails across a chalkboard, static filled the air.
Banana's body was shaking, quivering, before stiffening as her mouth abruptly opened wide, smog pouring out in waves, crashing upon the light bellowing around them...and quickly being devoured.
I watched as the cloud of smog began being torn to shreds inside the light.
Even as it tried to make a coherent shape, trying to make hands or summon a blade to crawl and slash its way out, it couldn't, the light beating apart any attempt.
It felt like an eternity before the last puffs were finally devoured, and the light dispersed itself with a flash, but I knew it was only a few mesmerizing seconds.
Before all that remained was Banana's body, and a light echoing hum, the death throes of a being who brought death.
I slowly turned toward 'Grapefruit', whose mouth hung open, almost like they broke the body's jaw to do it.
Shaking, 'she' looks up at me.
"You're. Next." I state clearly, factually, and calmly.
'She' turned and ran.
'She' did not get far.
My mouth opened right after, but instead of more words, fire came out.
A jet of flames crashed down from the sky, exploding right in front of 'her', quickly cutting off her escape.
I fall from the sky as if a comet, crashing right behind her.
She whirls around, tanto forming mid-swing as she slashes wide through the ensuing dust cloud, trying to get at me.
I bat the blade to the side with one hand, while my free hand lights up with pure bursting silvery-white as I punch down to counter.
Yet, amazingly, despite me being in her guard, 'her' small form manages to dodge.
'Her' body makes an audible sickening cracking noise as it bends back and to the side unnaturally, my fist soaring past her with barely a few inches in a near miss.
I frown, as a grin filled with manic terror splits across 'her' face.
How annoying. Breaking your vessel to try and accomplish what? Inconvenience me if she dies?
'She' suddenly pulls back her tanto, before lashing out again with it, stabbing out.
I lean back, out of her small arm's reach, only for her arm to give a crack and for the limb to hyperextend right as it reaches what should have been its normal maximum range.
Grunting as the blade pierces my abdomen, I reach out, grab the hyperextended arm, and pull 'her' right up to me, grabbing and holding onto 'her' shoulders tightly to force 'her' to still.
"This'll do." I huff, and with that, my hands explode with light.
My eyes catch the tension in 'her' jaw before it happens.
The body's mouth suddenly shoots open, and black smog bursts out like a pilot ejecting from his craft.
Unfortunately, I was prepared.
My hands let go of her shoulders, shooting up just as quickly to grasp the smog and pull, wrenching the cloud from the oni's body entirely.
That same static screaming fills the air, as my light wraps around the smoke cloud, encapsulating, trapping, and beginning to destroy it.
For good measure, I slam the trapped Reaper into the ground, looking down upon it as it tries to form its body, right in the spot its eyes should be.
"Have fun~!" I 'wish' it off, as the cloud turns into puffs, then turns into a bright flash of nothingness.
Now, truly, only the dull echo of static remains.
I sigh, letting out my breath, looking down to see the tanto in my gut crack and turn to straight-up ash.
With those two gone, I pull my sword from my stomach, patting the wounds as they sizzle and heal with a satisfied hum.
Sheathing my sword properly upon my back, I then turn to the two oni loli's, wincing as I see the damages, especially to Grapefruit.
I decided to update mentally that those Reapers are very annoying little shits. Possession, some sort of mental death wish power, soul-cutting knivesyikes.
It's balanced by the fact they don't seem as powerful as normal Grim Reapers, but then again, those two could have just been weaker ones of the species.
It's not like I'd know how strong a normal Grim Reaper is anyway, never fought one.
Looking at the two oni lolis, I also don't think I've had to heal so much damage on someone else before.
Hell, I don't think I've ever tried healing someone before at all!
Well. First time for everything I suppose?
To start, though.
I walk over to Grapefruit, grab her very dislocated arm, and start trying to beat it back in place.
It's at times like this when I wish I had access to the See-Through World, but I haven't mastered my mark enough to utilize it yet.
So, trial and error it is!
~ A New Sun ~
There was much trial and error before I finally fixed the girl's arm.
Thank all eight million plus deities in the world that Oni are tough bastards, and could take me slapping the shit out of them.
Otherwise, the poor girl might have a whole broken arm by the end of it.
Due to the fact I couldn't see into her body though, I couldn't tell how it was broken so the Reaper could dodge my attack that one time, so I just had to hope that would fix itself when I healed her.
Speaking of.
I ended up using Ripple, the fiery sparking energy I used against the Reapers earlier, to heal them.
I don't trust my light to not try and exorcize them on the spot, and it's also very slow even when it works on the whole life thing.
Ripple, on the other hand, specifically fucks up undead and adjacent beings, which means the girls should be safe.
It took some time, even with Ripple being the speedier healing option, but now I sit against a tree with two mostly healed, I think, oni lolis leaning into my sides.
Huh. That sounds like the start of a hentai.
I stare off into the horizon of this spiritual realm, knowing I am truly lost at that thought.
Luckily, my self-pity session is cut short by grumbles and groans coming from both of my sides.
"Ugh~...what happened?" Banana mumbled out.
"The Shinigami happened" Grapefruit responded with a pained huff, before finally turning slightly and seeing who she was leaning against, "...Ah."
"Hnnghh, so that's why the last thing I remember was you suddenly punching me in the face, you" she turned as well, "...hi?"
I wave to them both, "Hey. Do you two feel okay?"
"It feels like someone dropped a mountain on my back." Grapefruit deadpanned.
Banana snorts at that, "Whatcha talking about sis, that's a great time!"
Grapefruit rolls her eyes, "An upside-down mountain." She clarified.
Banana winces, "Yeesh, okay, yeah, not as good then."
"How would either one be good?" I muse aloud.
Banana waves me off, "It's an Oni thing, don't worry about it. So!" She sits up, getting eye level with me, "You take out those utensil wielding shit heels?"
"Yeah," I waved her off in turn, "they weren't too big a deal, even after they tried to use your two's bodies as meat shields."
Both girls shiver deeply at that.
We got possessed!?" Banana shouted, disgusted, "Ew! Ewewewew! Sis! Where's the nearest lake!"
Grapefruit pointed a shaking finger, and Banana promptly ran off, screaming and gagging all the while until a resounding splash silenced her.
"Isshe gonna be alright?" I ask, mildly concerned and amused in equal measure.
Grapefruit nods slowly, "She'll be fine, it's just, being possessed by a being of death, when you know what that taint is likeit isn't pleasant." She then smiles slowly, "Thank you for your concern, and for not finishing us off when you could have, young master."
I shrug, "Kind of needed you two around still, and alsoseveral other reasons I don't wanna list right now." Then, I blink, "Young Master?" I parrot.
She nods, a smile across her face, "Lady Izanami is your grandmother, so that makes you a Young Master, and us very appreciative~..."
"Oi." I deadpan, "Those hands go any lower, I'll blow your back out with fire instead of a mountain."
This entire time, she's been clinging ever so slightly tighter, and her hands have been damn near caressing my chest and abdomen.
She pouts at that, "Come on~ Young Master! We haven't had a man ina really, really, long time" she whines like a petulant child.
"Eh?" Banana chooses that time to come back, completely soaked and dripping everywhere, "We talking about fucking? I mean, I guess he's earned it. Though I still won't forgive you for what you said about big sis earlier, jerk!" She points at me. "Speaking of! I need to beat you up for that! Fight me!"
I can feel Grapefruit wiggle her eyebrows at me as I sigh, deeply.
"I don't have time for this." I state, sitting up, Grapefruit gasping as I wrap an arm around her waist and pull her with me.
"Hey! What do you think you're- EEHH!?" I, of course, do the same to Banana, cutting her off.
Briefcase lolis, acquired.
"Now," I huff, "the Entrance to Yomi, guide me."
Banana flails around in my grasp, trying, and failing horrendously to wrench my hold on her waist, "Hnnghhh! Hnnnghhhh!"
"If you resist, I'll uproot a tree, and spank you with it." I add dully.
Banana immediately goes still, "...please don't spank me." She mutters, all of a sudden way too softly and way too quietly.
I raise an eyebrow to that, just before Grapefruit chimes in, "She actually likes being spanked!"
"E-Eh!? Big sis!" Banana cries out, betrayed.
"Mhmm, mhmm," Grapefruit nods, and then continues, "she also acts like a loud obnoxious brat all the time, hoping some big strong exorcist will come along and, ahem, purify her~..."
"T-That's not true! Don't listen to her! Please!" Ah, now she sounds like she's about to cry.
My eyebrow twitches, my aura leaking from my form slightly.
"The Entrance to Yomi," I say again, calmly, "now."
Both girls squeak at that, before Grapefruit quickly pipes up again, "Down the path! I'll tell you when to diverge!"
I nod and start jogging, straight down the only dirt path nearby.
Finally, we're getting somewhere. Literally.
Though knowledge of the Shinkai, the World of the Kami, is rather limited, there are a few things I have parsed together.
For one, the place is a mirror to the modern mundane era, sans special exceptions such as Shrines, the World of the Kami is a return to an endless sprawl of nature.
This is why a dirt path being here is odd, especially as I reach its end, with it being cut off and consumed by the sprawl of foliage around us.
I look down at Grapefruit, eyebrow raised.
"Ah, take a step or two forward, then a sharp right." She starts, "Through the foliage, don't stop until you reach the mountain's base."
And so I did as such.
"How did the entrance end up soburied?" I muse aloud.
"The one who used to take care of it stopped showing up." Grapefruit answered, voice downtrodden.
Banana huffed at that, "You mean he abandoned it, just like he abandoned everyone everywhere? Just like he abandoned the boss at first!?"
"Sister." Grapefruit says sternly, shaking her head slightly, "Enough of that."
Banana huffs, crossing her arms and looking away.
Abandoned Izanami first, huh?
Izanagi. My grandpa on the Kami side of things.
"Anyone know where he went?" I hazard to ask.
Grapefruit shakes her head solemnly, "Unfortunately, no. He's been gone a long, long timehe left even before the wars with the pantheons from the continent."
"Lucky bastard," Banana seethed, "if people did know, I'd be the first to show up and ram his divine spear up his ass."
Grapefruit sighed in exasperation, and I decided to leave the conversation there before Banana blew a blood vessel.
So on the journey went.
I reached the mountain base and was then told to run around it, heading left.
Until eventually, I ran into a hole in the side of the mountain.
Not a natural one, mind, but what looked like some blew into the side of the mountain with C4.
Grapefruit grimaced, "The last one to take this way to Yomi was Lord Susanoo, but uhm, he couldn't fit into the crevice leading the cavern. So heyeah." She waved to the divine made entrance, Banana cackling all the while, while I rolled my eyes at my uncle doing his thing.
Regardless, I step through, and into the cavern.
Although to be fair, it's more like ahall, than a naturally made cave.
Although covered in moss, and vines, and chipped to all hell and back, I could see markings and drawings layering the path forward.
There was even text, it looked Japanese, but alsonot?
Old Japanese, perhaps. Or maybe it was whatever language Izanagi spoke. A primordial tongue?
Whatever it is, trying to focus on the proto-kanji makes my head buzz.
I'll leave that for now.
Eventually, the hall opens up into a supermassive chamber.
So massive that it felt like I suddenly stepped out into the middle of a completely hollow supermall.
Yet, despite that size, it's needed to house the titanic rock sitting at the end of the chamber.
Covered in moss, proto-kanji, and layered with several dozen ropes, it merely sat there.
Menacingly.
"Holy shit." I mutter, my eyes widening rapidly.
This thing could crush city blocks, it was that huge!
"So do I just," I put the two girls down, and stretch, give my fingers a good crack as I do, "like, push it really hardor?"
Grapefruit chuckles, "Oh no, nothing like that. If you really are who you say you are, all you need to do is go up and ask him."
Him?
The Rock?
The rocks a deity?
You know what, thinking about it, how else would you trap a primordial Goddess of Creation somewhere?
"Well, alright then?" I oblige, unsure, yet walk right up the massive stone anyway.
Seriously, Ibaraki's true form looks like a baby next to this thing. How did Izanagi get it in here?
Shaking my head of those thoughts, I place a hand against the rock.
"Uh, hey? Rockguy? Would you mind letting me through?" I ask, tentatively.
For a second, nothing happens.
Then I stagger back as what sounds like a bell chiming radiates from the rock, followed by golden white light erupting from proto-kanji symbols across its surface.
One by one, they light up, before the entire stone turns into a miniature star.
By which, just beyond it, through the translucent glow, I spot a hole. A normal-sized hole, hilariously enough.
A normal-sized hole, seeping with a darkness I can't see through.
I turned back to the oni lolis, "You two coming this way?"
Banana shakes her head, "Nah, we got our own, much faster, way back! That only we can use! Jerk!" She sticks her tongue out at me.
"We will probably be seeing each other again, however," Grapefruit adds with a sly smile, "we do have to report to the Lady that the Shinigami did something naughty again."
I chuckle at that, "Right, rightI'll be seeing you lot again then. Until then!" I wave them off.
Maybe the next time I see them, one of them will be less horny.
"Ahwe just have to introduce him to the others, don't we~?"
"...Always a sex thing with you big sis, why don't you get laid more?"
"I'm trying!"
Somehow, I doubt it though.
Listening to the two bickering in the background, I walk off, through the glowing veil.
In a sense, I'd compare the feeling to passing through the film into the Shinkai, but moreslimy? No, thicker is better. It's like trudging through a swamp.
I have to work a bit for every step, but it's much easier than trying to lift the whole darn rock, I'd imagine.
But soon enough, I soldier through, not even hesitating to step straight into the darkness.
And promptly began falling.
Hell doesn't have stairs.
A part of me is both simultaneously shocked, and appalled by that fact.
While the rest of me is wondering just how long this fall is supposed to take.
I narrow my eyes incredulously, not that it helps me see anything at all, but more so because I finally recall that I can fly.
My descent slows to a gentle float as my halo blazes to life at my back.
Turning my head slightly, I still seepretty much nothing at all.
The darkness is smothering the light of my halo nearly in its entirety, so all I can see is a blurred outline of the thing perching at my back.
With a displeased huff, I activate my eyes.
Still nothing.
Fuck.
Carefully, I hold either arm to my side, not finding anything, I begin flying down once more, spread eagle.
Unlike before however, I quickly accelerated, going down much faster than when I was normally falling.
That led me somewhere much quicker, I felt, as in no time at all I could see again.
How? Well, by blasting out of the hole I was flying throughwhich was in the sky.
I stopped, dead in my tracks, air thundering as I braked hard, and whirled around to look up.
The entire sky is rock.
One big, large, almost cave or chamber-looking cover as far as I could see across the realm.
Here and there, you'd see stalagmites, moss, roots, and other cave things, but it never stopped being rock.
No clouds, no rain, unless you called the occasional smattering of dust such things.
Turning back around, facing toward theuh, ground, proper, I suppose, I find something equally depressing andconfusing.
I'm above Kyoto now, or at least, the twisted dark reflection of Kyoto here in Yomi.
Yet, I didn't enter Yomi from anywhere near Kyoto, so, what?
Looking carefully, and I mean, really carefully, everything being the same bland grays and blacks kind of makes everything meld together, I catch a glimpse of something very out of place.
Next to the city, directly west, a swath of destroyed stone, black wood, and other very easy-to-miss broken materials are strewn about, forming a long hill of debris.
Ah, right, Yomi is the reflection of Earth. Earth possessed a bridge to the Heavens, the Ame-no-Ukihashi, the Floating Bridge of Heaven.
This would be a nice place for a bridge, wouldn't it?
Although in this case, I suppose the bridge here would connect Yomi to the Earth.
However, if the bridge in Yomi is destroyed, then one Earth is destroyed as well, as Yomi reflects the Earth.
Think I may have even caught a glimpse of it in the Shinkai once
I shake my head, side to side, dispelling those thoughts.
I can always ask Uzume about that later, she lived on the bridge, after all, I've got more important matters to attend to.
Patting myself down real fast, I find my snack bag has miraculously survived the trip so far.
Single strap, like my sword sheath, it hangs at my waist.
I didn't forget about it, so much as I simply put it out of my mind there for a moment, especially after the Shinigami ambush.
Giving a small sigh of relief, I look out across the dreary, depressing landscape, and try to sense anything.
My senses immediately do the equivalent of a rubber band, recoiling in disgust on instinct and slapping my sixth sense with loads of the most putrid feelings I'd ever felt before.
It made me want to vomit. It made me want to run away, go home, and jump in the shower for the next week. It made me want to light this entire place with flam
I slap myself across the face as my power stirs like a cornered, rabid, injured animal.
My honey-colored aura was bubbling around my form, a deep burn churning throughout my body as I let out a deep, haggard sigh.
Right. Yomi is unclean. The origin of the worst taint to ever plague the Shinto world, death.
My very being is repulsed by this place. Honestly, in this case, my lack of developed sensing abilities is coming in clutch here.
Although, if I can't sense anyone, finding Tobio or Uncle, or even my grandmother, is going to be a pain here.
Susanoo had a Palace at one point on Earth. I know that much, but a direct location was never given.
Ah, but I do know where Mt. Oe should be, and I also know that the Oni there should know where at the very least Izanami is.
I cringe, internally and externally, at the idea of meeting more horny oni lolis, but to be honest it's a much better idea than my other idea.
That being, launch a Holy Spirit Power firework into the air like how I met Fox Princess.
If this is the place where the Shinigami come from, I'd rather not send a signal flare to a whole ass army of them.
Can't believe I'd rather deal with horny lolis than fight, but one would take much less time than the other, so
Horny Loli Mountain it is, then!
I'mgoing to need several showers after this
~ A New Sun ~
Thankfully, the trip to the Oni Museum went rather uneventfully, which feelsright, in this realm.
I flew over, high above the city and streets, yet still close enough to see the depressingly haunting outlines of souls shambling about.
Everything is somber, everything emits melancholy, it's insane.
No wonder all the souls I've seen look nearly identical, they all start blending in with the world around them.
The comparison to Limbo is weak, this is an entirely different kind of Hell, and I doubt anything is going to change my mind on that.
Especially as I made it to the Oni Museum, and right in front of the statue, the gate, that leads to true Mt. Oe.
Fortunately, I didn't have to break in, as the statue's maw was already wide open.
Just like the scenery, even the glowy swirling energy power looks dull and gloomy.
Oh yeah. Most definitely a special type of hell.
In any case, I walk through it, and as soon as I step foot on the other side.
My aura-coated hand shoots up to catch a dull-looking blade as it tries to cleave into my neck, stopping it long before it can reach me.
Deja vu. Also, I'm not impressed.
I send an unamused look down at the stoic little shit who did it, my eyes narrowing at the small, red-clad oni loli.
I'm seeing a pattern forming here. Purple, yellow, red hair, eyes, clothesis this pack of Oni girls a super sentai team, or a magical girl squad?
At least she has a sword, a katana to be precise, I can respect that difference at least.
She narrows her eyes up at me, but beyond that, her face remains stern and stoic, locked in a constant deadpan.
Cheap Koneko ripoff, I see.
"You" she starts, soft and quiet, "you aren't"
"Apple Loli."
Her eyes widened as I cut her off.
"Wha"
"You are Apple Loli." I intone, cutting her off again.
Really. I would have gone with Tomato Loli, but Ibaraki is the best Tomato, no one tops him.
"ButApples can be" She tried to deny it, but I moved.
In a blur of motion, I grab her wrists and lift her straight into the air, her katana still held firmly in her grasp.
She blinked slowly at me and then came my aura.
Look. As much as I would love to do this whole song and dance again, I would rather not.
In general.
So, time to speed run this shit.
Almost immediately, her pupils dilated, and she shivered, "Kami"
"Correct." I nodded, "Know where I can find my Grandmother and Uncle? They don't exactly have a big sign pointing their way after all."
"Grandmother and U-Uncle?" Her eyes widened much more considerably, "Lady Izanami and Lord Susanoo!?"
"Mhmm. Correct in two." I hum out, "So, where do I go?"
She jerks her head away, "II do not know."
Eh?
"We do notLord S-Susanoo doesn't allow us in the Lady's home, or even near it" She continues, voice quivering, "She comes to visit us here, however, s-so"
"You never even had the need, huh?" I finished for her, to her quickly nodding confirmation.
I sigh, deeply, "Well. Shit." And promptly set her down, letting go of her hands in the process.
She seems befuddled by the act, judging by her small little, "E-Eh?" at the action.
Which gets even worse when I reach over and pat her on the head, "Sorry about that, Apple, I ran into Banana and Grapefruit on the way into Yomiit was a whole thing, so I wanted to get to the point quicker with you." I apologize solemnly.
"BananaandGrapefruit?" Her eyebrows furrow at that, slightly, "You mean"
I pat her head one time, extra hard, to interrupt her.
"Banana, Grapefruit." I state clearly, "I'm not gonna call them anything else."
"Ivery well?" She tilted her head at that, looking more like a lost puppy by the second.
"They're fine, by the way." I add, "Got caught up in a couple of Shinigami's suicide thingy, but I healed them up."
At that, she frowns, her face hardening back up immediately, "Thatshouldn't be. The Shinigami have been confined to Yomi for a long time, only being let out recently to scare the Fallen into submission."
Oh? Susanoo pulled up on the Grigori? I knew he beat and dragged Azazel to the meeting himself, didn't know he pulled up with an army at his back.
Well, there's no kill quite like overkill.
I shrug, "Well, they did. Susan is up to something, most likely."
"Susan?" Apple parroted, looking once more like a very lost puppy.
"Eh, don't worry about it." I wave her off, "My thing to worry about. Anyway! You said Izanami shows up here, yeah?"
She nods slowly, "Yesshe does. Would you like to wait for her here? She should stop by after those two make their report, after allassuming they don't forget to tell her about the Shinigami, of course." She finishes with a grimace.
I wince slowly at all that, "I wasjust gonna bunk outside if that's alright?"
"Hmm? Why?"
I deadpanned at her, "Grapefruit insinuated you were all horny. And I'm not dealing with that."
"Ah" she scratched the back of her head, and looked away, "that isfair."
Suddenly, in the distance, I heardhollering?
Looking off, and finally up the mirrored Mt. Oe properly, instead of a dreary dull Iron Palace, I see a traditional Japanese mansion, still in Yomi colors though.
Or lack thereof, I suppose.
Huh, I'm pretty sure I see a massive dive board or water slide in the back.
Oh yeah, resort. Neat.
What's not so neat, is the half a dozen Oni Lolis running down the hill.
Towards us.
All different colors and some even got different weapons. Like a sledgehammer.
"Nope." I utter, "Not dealing with that!" I start walking backward, quickly, as the hollering gets louder, "Nice meeting you Apple! I like you the best out of your sister's so far! Byyyeee!" I call out, leaping backward and into the portal, into freedom.
My last vision of Yomi Mt. Oe is Apple turning ever so slightly more so her shade of red, as a small mob of oni lolis rush her position in a cacophony of noise.
And barking. One of them, a green one, was barking.
Next thing I know, I appear out on the other side, in Yomi proper, and land on the soft, cold, bouncy
Wait. I didn't fall, though
"Hmmm, well now? What do we have here?" A soft, motherly voice, questioned directly behind me.
I blinked. I blinked several times. Before looking back and up dumbly.
The woman, she's slightly taller than me, surprisingly enough. With long, luscious, and flowing black hair, and eyes that glow the only other color I've seen in this realm.
An ethereal, ghostly green.
She raises an amused eyebrow down at me.
Oh yeah. I'm in between her tits.
Good old classic ecchi moment.
It's not like it's my fault her kimono isn't covering her chest.
Seriously, is that the latest fashion trend around this time? Robes halfway down the chest, somehow magically covering the nipple.
Doubt.
I give her a little wave, "Hi, Grandma."
Who else could it be, after all?
"Can I just say, the myths don't do you justice at all." I add in with an honest smile.
She smiles mirthfully back down at me, "I'm not surprised, but I am surprised to find you here specifically" she hums, before continuing, "Did you happen to take the girl's offer?"
"Haha! No." I denied quickly, pulling myself out of her cleavage in short order, "No, noI came here to figure out how to get to you and Uncle because I can't exactly sense anything here"
"Ah, right, your nature," she muses, "yes, I could see how that would be a problem. Ah, welllucky you, I came to check up on the rest of the girls after I heard what the Shinigami have been up to in the mortal world."
She gives a displeased huff, "Susa better have a good explanation for this oneand, judging by the fact you're here afterrecent events, am I to assume you'd like a word with him as well?"
I nod to that, "Yup, I'm looking for a guy named Tobio Ikuse. Apparently, my dear Uncle has something to do with his disappearance?"
Izanami's smile quirked into a knowing smirk, "So it's begun, then?"
Well. That's ominous.
"Do you know where he is?" I ask, tentatively.
"I do, butwell. I think it's best if Susanoo explains himself, don't you think?"
Oh, that is very ominous.
"That would probably be for the best" I sigh out, "I'd prefer to get this over with as soon as possible, the girls in there," I point my thumb over my shoulder, to the gate behind me, "are very fine, you don't need to worry about them for now."
She raises an eyebrow at that, "Very fine, hmm? How would you know that?"
I stare off into the distance, a dead look in my eyes, "They all charged down the mountain like a pack of wild wolves. One of them, the green one, was literally barking."
Izanami gave an amused chuckle, while patting me on my head, "Oh you poor dearthey haven't seen a man in a long time, well, a strong one anyways. Please forgive them theireccentricities. They aren't usually so" she trails off.
"Horny?" I finished for her.
She smiles at that, "Quite."
"Now then," she walks around me, stopping at my back, she drapes her arms over my shoulders, and pulls me flush against her, "I suppose I'll take your word for it that they are safe, and you are correct in your attitude. Getting this over with quickly is importantas much as I'd love to catch up with and meet my new grandson properly." She states with a longing sigh.
"How about after this is all over, then, and Susan stops doing whatever it is he's doing?"
"Hmmthat would be nice, yes." She boops me on the nose with her finger, prompting me to blink, "Thank you."
Despite my confusion at being booped all of a sudden, I managed a smile, "It's no problem."
She smiled down upon me, before muttering as her grip tightened like an embrace of sorts.
"Be still." She muttered, and so I was.
Yomi folded in on itself, torrents of darkness like waves in the middle of an ocean crashed and swirled upon us.
I didn't feel us moving.
Hell, I didn't feel anything.
Thinking about it more, I can't feel Izanami either.
Usually, when standing in front of a Kami, or deity, they have a presence that tells you who they are.
I looked upon Izanami and knew right away who she was.
Yet, I couldn't feel that presence from her at all.
It's like standing in front of a corpse.
I'm pretty sure that's why I ran into her at all, my instincts and senses registered her more like a tree or rock them a Goddess.
In any event, when the darkness falls, splashing to the ground like water, we are elsewhere.
A throne room, with a long shadowed hall.
And down at the end of it, a man sat on the throne.
Unlike Izanami, he had a presence, and unlike Inari, he wasn't so subtle or sneaky with it.
He wore it like an aura. A chaotic, crackling energy filled and stifled the bland dull air.
His eyes were glowing, burning with the third color I've seen in this realm, a fiery orange, and he looked almost exactly how I expected him to look.
Bits of armor on his shoulders and forearms, a blue robe opened to show his ripped muscled chest, the straw hat over messy assorted strands of long black hair that somehow moved in the
Wait there isn't a draft in here.
I look back up at Izanami, who looks back down at me, both of us wearing the same bland expression as we turn toward the God of Storms.
His hand twitched a bit before he sighed, and his hair fell upon his shoulders normally, "Too much?"
"Very." Me and Izanami replied together.
"Ugghh" he groaned out, before slowly rising from his seat, "forget all of that, welcome, Nephew, to Yomi." He walks down toward us, his boots heavy and thundering with damn near every step until he stands before us, towering over us both.
"What do you want." He doesn't so much as ask but grumbles out.
Huh. Someone sounds displeased to see me.
Then again, knowing his history with my mother, I'm not entirely surprised.
"Tobio Ikuse, the Leader of Team Slash/Dog." I start, watching his face carefully, though it doesn't change, "Did you or your Reapers take him?"
He snorts at that, "Firstly, don't call my Shinigami 'Reapers' boy," he ground out, "they aren't related to the bonehead's goons. Second, no. I didn't take him. We made a deal. Why? Wanna see him?"
I raise an eyebrow slowly, "Just like that?"
"Just like that," The Storm God huffs, "not like I'm keeping him prisoner or anything. He's here in fact, in this Palace."
That's mighty convenient, isn't it?
And very suspicious. It doesn't sound like anything is wrong, but
A deal, huh?
"Alright, I suppose I'll go see him then." I shrug, "I'll go check up on him, see what's up, then I suppose I can stay aroundpretty much promised Grandma I'd stick around to catch up with her."
Susanoo blinked down at me for that, his gaze softened considerably, "Really? HmmI, see." He waves towards a hall, "Down that hall, the very last door. Now, can you please get out of Mother'schest."
I blinked.
Oh yeah. Izanami hasn't let me go yet.
Said Goddess giggles lightly, "Is something the matter, Susa? I put him here after all!"
"Mother" The God ground out, yet not angrily or annoyed, but legitimately embarrassed.
"Always so easy, aren't you?" Izanami mused, before suddenly snapping out with a hand, and grabbing his ear so fast neither of us saw it.
One moment, she's giggling and smothering me in a couple of nice cold pillows, the next she's pulling the God of Storms and Seas by the ear, a frown flowing down her face.
Said God hissed in pain and no slight amount of actual terror as she pulled him by the ear down to eye level.
"Now, your goons, Susanoo? She began, voice prickly, "Do we need to talk about proper management again?"
"N-No, Mother! Why!? What happened?" He was quick to deny futility.
Though judging by the mirthless smile on her face, and the cold shiver that goes down his spine at it, I figure that's the wrong thing to say entirely.
I, seeing this opportunity for what it is, quickly scamper away in the directions given by the God earlier.
Even as I go, I shiver a little bit, hearing the Storm God's pained dejections of what Izanami says further, albeit, I don't exactly hear what she's getting on his case for.
My guess would be the Shinigami incidents with her Oni.
Poor guy.
Not.
~ A New Sun ~
I sort of expected the Palace of a deity to be more extravagant, despite it being Yomi.
Yet, walking down the dull gray stone halls, those expectations were long gone.
I also expected a fight to break out as soon as I got here, or for Uncle to be much moreaggressive.
Then again, Izanami being there probably helped out a ton.
I seriously doubt me calling him out on his using his godly powers to make his hair blow around alone would have gone well for me.
I'd still do it though. Probably would have sassed the hell out of him too.
It was very tempting to turn around and start doing stuff with Izanami to fuck with him, not going to lie to myself there.
Getting a rise out of people I really shouldn't is my default mode of operation, it seems.
In any event, this hall is very long.
Near the end of it, right around the final door, in fact, something is adorning the walls finally.
Two pictures, portraits.
One man, onegirl?
I don't recognize them, and yet, they feel familiar regardless.
Neither has color, as is standard for this realm, but I can tell what might be their coloration based on the shading.
The man has darker-colored eyes, and white or gray long hair, pulled up in a ponytail behind him.
He's looking toward the portrait's observer with a side eye and a soft frown.
He's kneeling before a fire, making tea it looks like, in the middle of a starless moonless night.
The girl, meanwhile, is the inverse, with dark-colored hair and brighter eyes.
She's hugging a sword sheath with a blade I don't recognize at all, with a big smile on her face, it looks like she's laughing, or maybe in the middle of saying something?
The sky in her picture is probably the brightest color I've seen since coming here, almost white, but not quite.
I stare at the portraits for a few seconds, taking in that information, then shake my head with an amused chuckle.
So Uncle does care, at least enough to have their pictures up, huh?
Enough distractions, time to face the music.
Well, Fallen Dog God, I guess.
I approach and knock on the door.
"Hello? Is anyone there?" I call out, "Ikuse? Are you in there?"
No response.
I knock once more, wait a few seconds, and sigh as nothing continues to happen.
Ah well. I've got a bad feeling about this.
I try the door handle, fortunately, it isn't locked, so I open it, and let myself in.
Just as I'm about to apologize for entering, I stop dead in my tracks and simply stare.
This room is incredibly small, a single bedroom sized at most, holding only a bed and a table.
The thing is, there are two people in it.
One, a young man, only a couple or so years older than me.
Then two, an older woman lying in the bed, who I can tell is a soul, a spirit.
Yet, unlike the shades plaguing this realm, this older woman feels thousands of times more alive than any of them.
She's glowing with a soft warm light, her hair and old lady clothes have color, actual, real color.
In contrast, the man is, while I can tell alive, he's not doing so hot.
His skin is unnaturally pale, he looks a little gaunt, and he's clutching the old woman's hand as he lays halfway splayed across the bed.
His lower half, his knees, are on the floor, while his torso and head are on the bed, sideways.
Both seem asleep.
Steadily now, I walk over to the man and look him over.
Even with a Longinus, he still ended up like this because of this place. How long has he even been here?
I kind of hate the idea of waking him up like this, he looks like he needs sleep, but he also needs something to eat and drink, and I need to know what's going on from his point of view.
With that in mind, I tentatively put a hand on his shoulder and shook him.
Then when that didn't work, I shook him harder until he finally stirred, groaning and groggily lifting his head.
With half-lidded eyes, he looked at me, and as he recognized that he didn't recognize me, they widened.
"You" He stood up, and immediately moved to get in front of the old woman, blocking her from me with his body, "who are you?" He asked, voice coarse and dry.
I held my hands up placatingly, even took a step or two back, "My name, is Noriaki Kusanagi, Mr. Ikuse. I was sent by one of your friends, Suzaku Himejima, to find you."
He blinks at that, then relaxes, his body slacking as he grimaces.
"Ah," he sits down on the bed, slowly, and sighs, "I should have figured they'd send someone eventuallyif not come themselves. Or try too, anyhow."
I chuckle at that, "They almost did, to be fair. Think they are still trying to find a way even after learning their gears won't protect them."
He gives a small, soft, smile down at the floor, "Sounds about right," he says wistfully, before looking at me, "I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, Lord Kusanagi, without any color around it's kind of hard to tell" he trails off, quietly.
I merely waved him off, "Don't worry about it, we've got more important things to worry about. Like, no offense, but you look awful."
He waves me off lightly in turn, "None taken, I'm aware, feel it too. Hell, I haven't been able to sleep since I got herenext to her" He turns, giving a side-eye glance to the old unwaking woman.
"Well, lucky for you, I brought stuff!" I pull the bag off my shoulder and toss it to him. "Drinks, snacksnot healthy, probably, but better than nothing! Especially since I didn't know how long you were down here. Do you?"
"Ah, well" He opens the bag up, before scratching his cheek a bit, "not really, no? Sorry."
I shake my head, "Don't worry about it, we'll figure it out. Talk and eat, pace yourself, tell me everything, how you got here, and whatever thisdeal is, you made."
So he did.
He tells me of the night he worked at the bar when a Shinigami approached him.
Of the deal the Shinigami told him of, of him being pulled into Yomi and wondering for so long, of the storm that led him here, and the deal the Storm God finally offered.
Judging from Earth time, Tobio could have ended up spending anywhere between a few days to a week or longer here, wondering, before he found this place.
Or more accurately was led here.
As for the deal?
"It wasthe Ame no Ohabari, for my grandmother's soul" Tobio slowly divulged after I glared at him for Heaven knows how long.
Fucking. Called it.
"You know that'll kill you, right?" I ask the obvious, to which he merely shrugged and sipped at a bottled tea.
"I knowI'm fine with that." He sighed, seeing my completely deadpan stare at him.
"Ah, yes, I'm sure the death realm filled with beings that cause people to want to die has nothing to do with that?" I muse, sarcastically.
"It isn't like that, Lord Kusanagi." He denies, vehemently, "What other choice Is there? He already proved he can get her soul when he wants, I can't just say no."
"Uh, yeah, you could." I held up a finger, "You could say no, then kick his ass, make him see what happens when he messes with you and yours, if he even threatens it, even in this state you could it. It'd just be more difficult."
"And risk him even getting the chance to hurt her? No. Not happening." He denies it again, with a shake of his head.
"Look," I start again with a very deep, very annoyed sigh, "I can heal you, maybe, it wouldn't fix you up to 100% probably, but it would help a ton. Make all this a lot easier."
Tobio turned his head, looking away from me, "I'msorryit wouldn't matter"
My eyebrow twitched.
Would smacking him over the head really hard fix this? He soundsdepressed. Like he gave up hope for some reason.
Which is odd, because he's doing this all for his grandmother. Or at least he thinks he is, if it isn't just realm fuckery.
So how about this?
"Would your grandmother want you to do this, though?" He froze up as I suddenly continued, "What about your friends? Team Slash/Dog? I heard you had a girl waiting for youor several. They're waiting for you, you kno"
"Stop." He suddenly intoned, coldly, "Juststop."
"But"
"No." He cuts me off, adamantly, "Listen, I appreciate you coming here for me, for them, but" he trails off with a deep exhale from his nose.
I click my tongue at that.
Shit.
That usually works, doesn't it? Or it's supposed to!
Well, granted, appealing to emotions like that only really works when the one trying has a connection to the other person.
But we don't know each other. We just met, and he's not allhere, mentally.
Well, guess there's only one thing left to do.
I stand up, suddenly, prompting Tobio to perk up.
"Well, if you're going to be like that," I intone, "I'll do it."
"...What." Tobio uttered, confused, "What do you mean by that?"
"I'll head down and beat my uncle like a redheaded stepchild, that's what I mean." I huff out, "Real simple, yeah?"
I probably won't win, but I can try, at least.
"WhatNo, you can't!" I turn and start walking, waving him off as he stands up.
"Don't worry about it, I'll be fine"
I stop, raising my head slightly, as a pitch-black blade forms right in front of my throat.
"No" he continues, "if you do that, he could try and hurt her anywayIwon't let that" his voice strains dangerously, "happen."
Oh?
Well. Perhaps I'll get a chance to knock him right on the noggin after all
My eyes narrow carefully down at the scythe blade pointed at my Adam's apple, the tip dangerously close to piercing the little bump.
Tilting my head back, and turning it to glance at him, I find something I didn't expect.
His eyes. They're equal parts dead yet filled with desperate determination.
His knuckles were so pale they looked like they might crack under the sheer pressure of his grip.
Yet his teeth may be clenched even harder than that, as his face is locked in some sort of twisted unsure frown.
Thisis not Tobio.
Or at the very least, it's some twisted version of him, brought about by Yomi.
His base principles, to protect those he loves at all costs, are warped by this tainted realm filled with beings who make you want to die.
Ah, I get it.
It's like Megumi, that one guy from Jujutsu Kaisen, but on crack.
Not good.
"Say" I start, my tone clipped and simple, "I just want you to know, for after all this over? I don't blame you" I pause.
As my power bubbles to the surface of my skin.
"And I hope you don't blame me either, for the bump I'm about to put on your head."
And for the second time on this trip, Yomi knows the color of honey, as it explodes out and wraps around my body.
My face burns and my vision clears, my max power is achieved, and even then, I barely have time to duck under the scythe blade as it sails for my neck.
I jump back, evading a second scythe rearing up for my chin, barely registering the frustrated grunt of my opponent before I kick the door out during my jump and land in the hallway.
"And right after I fed you too." I huff out in annoyance, drawing my sword as Tobio bursts out of the room, each hand holding a scythe.
Maybe I should just skip to this bit more often, saves me a whole lot of trouble!
I breathe, right as Tobio steps into my range before me.
Dance.
Fire erupts from the blade, bathing Yomi in ferocious light as my sword falls upon his form.
Only to strike air and soon the ground, clinking off it with enough force to send shivers up my arms.
It was quick, but I caught it just before it happened.
He melted into the shadow the light from my fire created and vanished.
Which means
I leap into the air as the ground beneath me becomes blades, my halo appearing at my back to stop my accent further as the ceiling too becomes more blades.
Viscous pitch-black blades that seem to vibrate or growl all around me, I can feel the malice coming from them.
So, I respond in kind, by breathing out flames.
Crimson red fire splashes into blades, not destroying them, but rather, eliminating the shadows they came from, causing said blades to immediately detract.
I landed in the plume of flames, and only added more fuel to my powers pulsing out like flint on steel, sparking them up, and driving them higher.
There's nothing here to burn that'll spread these flames, unlike the forest the first time I did this, so I'm free to let them out and run wild.
I cover the shadows my flames create with even more fire, and when those fires eventually cast shadows, I add more.
The flames lick the ceiling, causing even those blades to quickly retract, and I breathe in the scent of something other than death, a smile on my face.
I wait, sliding into my stance.
I don't have to wait long.
I don't hear him. My instincts don't even register that he's there when he is.
No, it's my eyes and enhanced senses that manage to pick up the slightest movement in the flames, before he suddenly is there.
Right behind me.
My body twisted, flipping into the air over his cleaving scythe that would have cut me in half from the waistline had I gotten caught.
The flames around us part at the force of his swing, which I idly note was with two hands this time, him now holding a single scythe.
Improvised, Lateral Fire Wheel.
So I return the favor in kind, lashing out with a flaming horizontal cut, spinning my body with the strike as I do with the assistance of my flight ability for maximum power.
Tobio leans into it, meeting my blow with the shaft of his scythe, stopping it with a low grunt.
I look him straight in the eye, as we push back against one another.
"Still wanna go?" I ask through a strained breath.
"Ihave to" He strains out in reply, "I'msorry!"
"Me too, buddy! Me too!" I call out, before letting him win our clash.
His eyes widen as he's suddenly moving forward unexpectedly, with me slipping to the side, around his scythe.
So I can smash my head straight into his nose.
He lets out a dazed grunt of pain as a crack fills the air, before his scythe melts in his hand, turning into a spiraling glave of darkness around him.
These thin spiral arms lash against me like whips, forcing me back, the wounds itching coldly as they heal.
Hmm. Don't think that did it. Maybe I need to hit him multiple times to get it to work?
Time to find out.
I move, flames roaring and crackling and, most importantly, blazing with heat around me.
Fake Heat Haze.
Dozens of afterimages thrum to life around him, obscured by the heat haze caused by the bonfire of flames around us.
Tobio's head and eyes jet every which way, darkness pooling into his palm, his scythe forming as he lashes out with shocking precision.
The afterimages begin falling apart quickly, couples to a few at a time, as his scythe cuts through them and the heat in kind.
I pay his earlier sneak attack from before back, appearing behind him with my sword lashing out right as he swings for an afterimage.
An additional blade suddenly extends from the bottom of his scythe shaft, curling around him and blocking my strike.
I blink at the sheer bullshit I just bore witness to before Tobio spins his dual-bladed scythe around like some discount Darth Maul and knocks my blade away from him.
He whirls around, scythe still spinning as he does, forcing me to dodge an attempt to hook the blade around my neck by ducking, only to go further, falling prone into the sea of flames at my feet.
As soon as my body hits the floor, I pulse my power out, and a variable tidal wave of flames roars up to meet Tobio, forcing the Fallen Dog God to backpedal as the wall rises, and pushes down the hall.
I push myself back up onto my feet, then leap through the wall of fire, and swing down upon him, forcing him to block my swing as he moves back.
Unfortunately, the wall of raging fire doesn't stop.
It keeps going, at my back, forcing him to keep stepping back as I lay into him.
A strike aimed at his collar is blocked by the scythe shaft again.
He dodges to the side of my follow-up kick, lashing out with his scythe for my head as he moves.
I step back and catch the scythe blade with my sword, letting it hook around the blade, forcing him to play tug of war with me for a brief moment before the scythe blade dissolves, and he leaps back right before his arm gets caught by the firewall.
He narrows his eyes at me and the fire, taking a look around the small cramped hallway we're in, before settling back on me.
His scythe blade dissolves and melts away completely, as my eyebrow raises.
He doesn't give me much time to think about something beyond the obvious 'he's planning something' before he suddenly launches himself at me.
It was a clear-cut, obvious, straightforward charge.
I could have easily run him through, he was letting himself be open here.
But he knew I wouldn't do it. He wouldn't heal like me, he would die from something like that if I went for it sincerely.
So instead, I moved to meet his charge, head-on, with my fists.
Only for him to cleanly evade my punch for his face, glide around it, and get right up in my personal space.
His arm wrapped around my sword arm, locking it stiff, and before I could get off my trusted backup option of headbutting him, he grabbed me by the collar, lifted me, and kicked us off the ground, blasting through the air.
Not for the wall of fire though, no.
For the hallway wall.
It happened fast enough that I didn't fully register what had happened until my back was slamming into the stone, and making it give way.
In the next instance, the gray stone passage changed into a cave sky, with a Palace in the background, and a very familiar mountain pointing up to the rocky sky behind it.
Few things.
One. I just got used as a human battering ram!?
Two. Susanoo and Izanami's Palace is where the entrance to Yomi is on Earth.
I don't know which one to be more shocked about.
Following us, fire blasts out of the newly formed hole in the Palace like a liquid overflowing in a cup.
Yet without me there to fuel it, and no natural sources to propagate the flame, said overflowing flames quickly burn out into a simmer.
For a moment, we fall, before grunting as weor mostly Ifit the ground, a gravel or sand ground befitting a courtyard.
Tobio quickly rolls off of me, barely avoiding my next act of breathing fire at where he was, said gout of flame splashing off the palace's stone exterior.
I hop back to my feet, taking a brief look around the new stage to find it's exactly the opposite of the real world.
On Earth, and in the Shinkai, this place was a swath of densely packed, overrun forest.
Here, it's a cleared-out courtyard of sand or gravel, going around the entire Palace.
The mountain further up retains its foliage, but that's no good for me down here.
I turn, slashing my sword down across the ground in front of me as I move, bringing forth a small wall of fire before me.
Tobio adjusts his sleeve, his fraying sleeve, as the clothing around his ankles and wrists is smoldering and burnt, his skin looking a little more red in those regions as well.
Yet beyond that, he seems unharmed.
I click my tongue, as he finally looks toward me, but the distant look in his eyes tells me he's truly elsewhere.
His Longinus, Canis Lykaon, its most basic ability is the power to create blades from any shadows in his line of sight.
Blades that can cut anything.
In the hallway, I could cut off the shadows themselves with the light from my flames, but out here?
Well. Yomi is one big shadowed realm.
Tobio's expression suddenly steels itself.
So, I'm not surprised when the world around me seemingly begins to growl.
Every single patch of darkness, every single shadow, seems to shudder.
I cut the flames from my sword, instead filling it with pure blinding white light, holding it up like a torch.
A circle around me fills with as bright of light as I can make in this realm, and yet
I shudder, as blade tips from all directions stand mere inches away from piercing every part of my body.
Outside of my circle, blade hell sits. A forest of pitch black blades, pitch black death.
He can't make blades near me, but the blades he made can still try and reach for me, through my circle.
Thankfully, they aren't long enough.
Tobio walks through the black blades as if they were air and into my circle, completely unaffected by the light.
I stare at him, myself unmoving, mostly because I can't, or else I'll get pierced.
But also, because I have one last idea.
My eyes spin as they meet his, his hand twitching as I know he feels something is about to happen.
Yet, as I don't move he holds still.
Right until as much Holy Spirit Power as I think is feasibly safe enough to shove into a human brain assaults his mind, all at once.
He staggers back, his eyes suddenly going wide, and I speak through gritted teeth, "You must resist this place, Ikuse. I know, it's a lot. But there are people back on Earth waiting for you, and this isn't you."
"H-Huh? I" He grips his head with a hand, eyes straining, he looks...confused, like he doesn't know where he is, or what's happening.
Meanwhile, I keep trying to push my power through, but it's like slugging through a swamp.
Or a filter, made of a swamp.
There's so much taint around his head, confirming my earlier suspicions, his head has been majorly fucked up.
If I could get my light in there, I could probably cleanse it, but my raw Holy Spirit Power isn't made for that.
So it's stimmed against the wall of taint around and infusing his head.
He suddenly shakes his head, and my power slips off him as he faces toward me once more.
He holds his hand out to the side, and every instinct in my body screams at me to run.
It was so sudden, so foreign a feeling, that I followed it immediately.
I blasted into the sky, light-filled sword in my hand and both halos at my back, several dozen feet up just ascended.
My entire body shivered as I heard and felt it, a blade cutting through the air.
I turn, looking down, to find Tobio having lashed out with a pitch-black scythe coated in crimson and black flames, cutting the light I left behind in half.
Somehow.
But those flames, those cursed fucking flames.
Merely looking at them us giving my whole body the shivers as if simply touching them would fuck me up something fierce.
Ame-no-Ohabari. The blade that could slice apart Gods, Buddhas, and Kami, the flames also came from it.
A single cut, or burn, and I could
Hah.
Die. This thing could kill me in one hit, couldn't it? As an Arahitogami, I'm still a Kami, a deity.
I should be terrified but for some reason
I can't stop fucking smiling.
Tobio looks up at me and tilts his head slightly.
Up here, there are no shadows. You can't make blades out of the darkness in the air.
So, what will you do?
Black putrid smog erupted from around him, and the very shadows of Yomi began to seemingly crawl towards him.
Wrapping around and enveloping him, twisted black blades erupted from all around him, buzzing and growling in the air.
Then, Tobio spoke.
Quietly, deeply, yet chanted as if casting a curse.
Behowlest the slaying of one thousand mortals
My smile widened as the darkness consumed him.
I've never seen it before, a Balance Breaker.
Especially not an Abyss Side Balance Breaker.
Besingest the slaying of ten thousand goblins
His figure twisted within the darkness, limbs growing longer and thicker, the body becoming stocky, and his head?
Mine name, immersed in deepest darkness, tis the Imitation God traversing the Polar Night
Turned into that of a beast.
O ye, perishest by mine own black blade
Ahis what Ray Ray and her gang felt facing down a transforming Juggernaut Drive?
Fools ye art, oh deformed Creator God.
I didn't envy them before, but oh man, did I miss out!
A howl, no, a roar, erupted from beneath me.
Then a dark wall, a mass of twisted midnight black darkness, erupted up from the entire courtyard.
And I saw nothing anymore.
~ A New Sun ~
My eyes snapped open, and I looked up.
I blinked, several times, before finally saying.
"Did I die, but likestay here?" I ask, completely befuddled, to the beautiful undead Goddess that is my grandmother.
Who is looking down at me, amusedly, as she runs her fingers through my hair.
Oh shit, am I getting a lap pillow right now?
Best afterlife?
"No, dear, you are not dead, though you were very close." She huffs, then pats me on the head somewhat harshly, "That last 'attack' was my own, to separate the two of you."
I wince slightly at the head 'pat' before sighing and closing my eyes, "Wellthat's good then. Thanks for that."
"You don't seem all thatstressed at nearly dying." She says, sounding a tad bit concerned.
I shrug at that, "Probably because I'm not. If I die, I die. Simple as that. I'll die eventually, won't go down without a fight I hope, butotherwise, I ain't all too bent out of shape about it."
Maybe it's because I'm fairly sure I died once already, the me that came to on that mountain those months ago.
Or, maybe I'm just crazy. Or broken somewhere inside.
Most likely it's all three.
But in any case, I wasn't lying, that's for sure.
I slowly sat up, rubbing my head as I did, and opening back up my eyes.
It figures, but I am in a bedroom, likely her bedroom. Big master bedroom, with an equally ludicrously sized bed and all.
My sword is propped up against the foot of the bed, in its sheath.
I turned back towards Izanami, "Did you send him back to his grandma? Is healright now?" I ask tentatively.
She nods, giving a light sigh, "She's the only thing that will keep himdocile. Yomi has affected him far worse than even Susa believes, I think. He even threatened to attack me, seeing me as a threat, when I tried to keep that old woman company."
Damn, Tobio. Seriously?
"I can fix his head, if I can get close enough to grab onto it and start exorcizing the taint" I muse aloud, "But he isn't going to just let me walk up and do it now, is he?"
At the shake of her head, I huffed out, "Damn. Well." I suddenly stood up, "Only one last thing to do, I suppose."
Izanami tilted her head to that, "Oh? What did you have in mind?"
"Beating up your son." I state casually, grabbing my sword.
Izanami stared at me in absolute silence as I fixed the sheathed blade to my back.
"...must you really?" She suddenly spoke up, my eyes widening at just how sad she sounded out of nowhere.
I turned back around, to find the woman looking down, clasping at the bedsheets, an unsteady look in her eyes.
"Well?" I started, unsure, "What other choice do I have? I doubt I can talk him out of this, so"
Izanami chuckles dryly at that, "No, no you most certainly couldn't."
"Unlessyou could help me?" I try, "He'd listen to you, right?"
Izanami gave a frustrated huff, "Listen, yes. But it wouldn't stick. I could have fixed all of this myself, most likely. But that only guarantees he'll try again, and that time, I'll know nothing of what my son plans. At least like this," she muttered, barely audible, "I can do something."
She slowly looks at me, "Listen, dearI don't know exactly what Susa has planned for you now if you go to himI don't suspect he'll kill you, butI still worry."
"Planned for me now, huh?" I parrot back with a hum, "Ominous. You've been pretty ominous since we've met, you know?"
Izanami simply looks at me, before giving me a short sweet giggle, "Well, I do have appearances to keepthe spooky foreboding Goddess of Death, and all."
It's my turn to chuckle, before facing toward the door.
"I figured. Now, I should probably get goingcan't let Tobio's condition continue to worsen. I remember my promise." I flash a smile back at her, "I'll catch up with you later, okay?"
She looks especially happy once I bring that up, "I'll hold you to that, grandson."
I wave back behind me at her as I step out.
~ A New Sun ~
I'm really starting to hate how short and clipped my conversations with Izanami have been so far.
It feels rude almost, that I can't spare any longer to sit and chat with her, truly.
But time is of the essence. And I don't know how long I've got.
What with the way Tobio is acting, it's leading me to believe not long.
So, I power walk to the throne room, where I'm fairly certain the Storm God would be at this time.
With way more confidence than I should have, but confidence nonetheless.
My working plan going into this, if he truly won't simply off me, is to annoy him until he gives in.
Or maybe I could make him realize how fucked his plan is?
Hnn. If Izanami couldn't, I doubt I could, as she said.
If all else fails
Well, I'd rather not fight him, considering I'd lose so hard it wouldn't even be a fight, which leaves me getting additional help.
Like telling my mother what her stupid brother is doing.
But thatleaves a bad taste in my mouth.
I scowl at the thought.
Me and my fucking pride. There's someone's life at risk here, I'll swallow it if I must.
I take barely a few steps into the throne room before his voice rumbles across the hall, "We all heard, and felt yourmeeting." The deity noted with an uneasy smile, "Didn't go well, hmm?"
I deadpanned at my uncle, "What gave it away, the tunnel of fire, or the balance breaker?"
He snorted, "Cheeky brat. I hope you see the futility of your quest," he mocks the word with disdain, "Leave, Nephew. The mortal you came here for is gone."
"Because of you, right?" I raise an eyebrow while walking toward him, "I already know what you want, the sword is his gear." His growing smile falls off his face as I cut straight to the chase, "Honestly, it's shocking you haven't just ripped it out of him already. He's certainly weak enough for you to pull it off now."
He grips the side of his throne, gritting his teeth slightly, "...I can't. Killing the mortal myself, that would make mother sadshe" he clicks his tongue, "she has had enough sadness for one eternity. But if the mortal gave it, willingly."
"Willingly with an asterisk, perhaps." I cut in.
Susanoo growls, lightning sparking across his body, "Willingly." He intones, sounding more like he's trying to convince himself more than anything, "Then it'll benot fine, but good enough. Besides, I wasn't lying when I said he'd get to be with his grandmother again."
"As if that makes it better, uncle." I cross my arms.
Thunder claps from somewhere, and suddenly, Susanoo stands, a snarl leaving his lips, "Yousassy fucking brat. You sound just like your mother, you know that?" He walks to me, each step heavy, thundering throughout the hall.
He stops right before me, meeting me in the center of the room, eyes blazing as he looks down upon me.
"Why, why, are you so much like her but in the most annoying ways possible?" He ground out, foot rapidly tapping against the ground, like the patter of rain, "See, you've got her sass, her fucking attitude, even got her looks. But you're missing the thing that makes you bearable."
He looks me dead in the eye.
"You give too much of a shit, for no, fucking, reason!" His voice shook with barely contained wrath.
I narrowed my eyes back at him, my Holy Spirit Power boiling under my skin, "Oh yeah? Why shouldn't I care about a life? Is that so out of the blue, so inconceivable!?"
"Yes." He stated through gritted teeth, "You're a God. Better, even! You're a Living God. Why care about the life of one mortal you've never even meant before!"
"Because I still consider myself human." I ground out in turn, "At least in part. I only just recently, within the last few months, found out what I am! But before that, ultimately, I was human!"
Susanoo's eyebrow twitched, and lightning crackled throughout the hall before he suddenly whirled back around to face away from me, and stomped.
The entire room bends inward as his step craters and cracks the entire room.
He rears his head back, the entire Palace shaking as he roars, "FUCKING! DAMNIIIITTTT!"
I nearly fell on my ass but managed to dig my heels in and stay standing at the last second.
"This all should have beenso, easy!" The Storm God grabbed his head, and he started ranting.
"I thought the shinigami would have scared you away, but fucking nope! Not them, not the very horny oni," he shivers at that, and for a split second, I think we understand each other, "not even seeing the mortal you came here for likethat."
He whirls back around, looking dead at me, "Tell me. How could a brat 'raised' by a broken Goddess end up trying to be such a big damn hero, huh?"
"I'm not trying to be a big damn hero, it's simply the right thing to do!" I retorted, before blinking, "Waitbroken? Uzume?"
Susanoo snorts, "Course you think that, and yeah, she hasn't been the same since the warsnot like my sister could see it, but I know it's because she died during it."
I snort straight back, "Sorry, but you don't exactly strike me as emotionally mature enough to notice things like that, Susan."
His eyebrow twitched, "I know because I saw the same thing once before. The same look on her face was on his when he came back from death."
"His? Wait, you mean"
A feral grin spread across his face, "Kagustuchi. After dear old Dad killed him, I was there when he came back. Had the same look she did, he started ranting aboutsomething, seeing things after death." He shrugged, "Didn't pay much attention to that though, I was too busy putting him in the ground again."
He cackles like lightning, "Then he came back again, and I killed him again. Then again, and again, and again. Until he eventually stopped coming back."
Wait, Kagustuchi isthen the blessings on the Himejima, that's why
Suddenly, he grabs my shoulders, holding me still, "Don't you get it, kid!? Don't you see!?" His expression is borderline manic, "That swordit's the last bit of him left. I don't blame the mortal for being born with it, it's just bad luck he got it! Butsacrifices must be made, for her."
"Izanami?" I ask though I'm pretty sure I already knew where this was going.
"Yes! Mother! She doesn't deserve it, none of what happened to her!" He cries out, "And he is the start of everything going wrong in her life! She deserves to live in a world where nothing left of him exists."
Is there a term that combines Yandere and Momma's boy into one?
Because even that wouldn't begin to describe the vibes I'm getting from him right now.
"And now, for the cherry on top of this shit mochi?" Susanoo continues, "Youshe likes you. You're her grandson, after all. Of course she'd love you. Even if you weren't here for her originally, the fact that you promised to get to know her is" the man looks away, the blaze in his eyes dimming into normal, sky blue eyes, "thank you, for that. Not even your mother has come down to say hi, ever. She looked so happythat I"
Holy shit he looks like he's going to cry.
Slowly, he lets me go, and turns away, rubbing his eyes where I can't sew.
With a deep, shaky sigh, he continues, "Youaren't going to give this up, are you."
I shake my head, "No, no I'm not, uncle. And you aren't either, are you?" I ask softly.
He gives a sad chuckle at that, "No, no I'm not. I will do what I must, even if she hates me for itI must give her what Father ultimately could notpeace. Even if she isn't aware she's hurting. I" He huffs, turning back to me, his eyes blazing.
"I take back what I said earlier, Nephew. You are better than your motherwhich is why, I wouldn't kill youbut I can't have you here, yapping in Mother's or the mortal's ears." He takes a step forward, and I instinctively reach for and grasp the hilt of my sword, "Or even worsehave you flee, and tell your mother."
Another step. The Palace rumbles.
"All I need to dois keep you busy, somewhere far away where you can't come back from, until I return you myself."
Lightning, darkness, and fire swirl around his form like a twister, a hurricane of energies mixed with divine power fills the throne room.
Susanoo draws a sword from the hurricane, as soon as the sword manifests, the sheer weight of its Holy Spirit Aura slams into me and forces me down to a knee with its pressure, alone.
Somewhere deep inside, something tells me the name of the blade despite having never seen it before.
Ama-no-Habakiri. The sword he used to kill Orochi.
"Take a break for a while, Nephew. When you come back, everything will be right." He intoned.
Then he swung his sword down upon me.
It wasn't a fast swing, by any means.
I pulled upon all my power, and swung up to meet it, to stop it.
Yet despite all that, his sword cut through mine like a knife through butter, with no resistance, breaking my blade into two before plunging itself down into my chest.
With a further push, he impaled me to the ground with his sword.
"Tell him hi for me, Nephew." Susanoo spoke down to me softly.
And at those last words, power exploded beneath me, and space tore apart at the seams.
In the next instance, my now broken sword in hand and a hole in my chest, I found myself free falling through a pure sea of white.
A pure white sky, flowing, twisting, and churning like an endlessly spanning ocean greets me as I open my eyes.
I greet it by deadpanning at it all, before holding up my broken blade and beholding it.
I have merely one word.
"Fuck."
That's an apt way of describing everything going on.
I sigh and sprawl out across the ground, staring up at the clear milky-white sky.
Well. That was certainlysomething.
Definitely didn't expect my conversation with Susanoo to be so emotional.
The guy certainly isn't a mindless berserker, he's just entirely ruled by his emotions.
And Ikind of got caught up there myself, didn't I?
As cheesy as it is, love will never not make someone do the stupidest of shit.
Doesn't change the fact that I will stab him when I get out of here.
I slowly sat up, rubbing the spot where my dear Uncle had stabbed me to bring me here, it had healed during the fall here.
Need to pay him back for that. Somehow.
But for now? I need to find out where exactly I am.
And looking aroundthere isn't much to go off of.
The ground here, as far as the eye can see, is plains. Short grass plains roll off into the distance, in every direction I look.
It's kind of got an eerie type of beauty to it. There are no trees, no flowers, no rivers or lakes, just grassland ad infinitum.
It almost feels unfinished, in a way.
And this feeling
I hop onto my feet and take a nice, deep breath.
My entire body shivers, but not in a bad way, no.
The air here, it's pure, and especially not like the air back on Earth, it's got a twinge of something else in it.
Something opposite of the taint from Yomi.
I opened my senses, the senses I had closed off in Yomi, and almost immediately regretted it as I was promptly flash-banged by the sheer breadth of power very similar to my own.
Life. The pure, bright, vibrant energy of living infuses this place like water to an over-drenched towel.
My first thought?
Whoa. This would be a great place to train Senjutsu.
My second thought was to promptly slap myself for the first.
Suppressing the urge to train very badly right here, right now, I take another sweeping look around.
It's odd. Despite the sheer amount of life energy suffusing this place, there isn't anything showing it.
I blink, idly, as my senses pick up something different in the air that I recognize.
With a grimace, I take the few steps required to find it, sitting in the grass.
The rest of the blade of my sword was still dyed a slight crimson red like the minimal amount still attached to the hilt.
Gingerly, I pick up the sharp slab of slightly curved metal and slide it down into my sword sheath, placing the hilt right on top.
When I get out of here, I'll have to find someone to fix it, though I'm not even sure where to begin looking on that front.
Maybe Uzume knows a blacksmith Kami?
Shaking my head of those thoughts, consigning them to later, I expand my senses once again.
Unlike normal, where I usually have a very limited sensing range, due to the pureness of this place and the sheer amount of life force flowing through it, my senses carry easily across the land.
Far, far across the land.
For a second, I almost stop, thinking this place may be simply endless, and that there's nothing here after all.
But then I recall the last few words Susan spoke to me.
'Say hi to him for me, Nephew.'
Him, huh? So there is someone else here.
So, I don't stop looking. I let my senses continue to spread out, until eventuallythey stop.
This place, this realm, is finite.
And near the border of this realm, sat the strongest power I've ever felt before.
Stronger than Inari. Stronger than Susanoo.
I could feel this being's Holy Spirit Power through my senses as a near physical weight or pressure.
So vast was it, even at ease, that the life energies around it bent and cycled around it as if it had gravity.
I'm almost sure this being knows I'm here already, there's no way they haven't.
Yet they don't seem to particularly care. I think.
Regardless, they are pretty much my only shot at getting out of here quickly, so
I suppose I'll do as my uncle asked, and go say hi, and hope I don't get stabbed again for it.
Granted, he said he didn't want to kill me, so I doubt he'd stuff me in a realm with a malevolent being so vastly stronger than him.
With that slight hope in mind, I start walking, before shifting into a sprint, and then leaping into the air and taking flight.
This realm, although it isn't infinite, is still pretty damn large.
If I want to make good time, I need to go zoom right from the start.
I don't hesitate. As soon as I hit the air, I immediately rocket off.
There is no time to waste, especially now.
~ A New Sun ~
The land never changed as I flew over it.
Endless grasslands, spread out like waves, continuing onwards, forever and ever.
It was almost enough to freak me out since it felt like I wasn't going anywhere.
So what I couldn't do with my eyes, I did with my other senses, my sixth sense, keeping a lock on that power, using it like a beacon.
In that sense, I can tell I was getting closer.
Until, eventually
Ah.
When approaching the resting spot of a being stronger than Chief Gods, what does one usually suspect?
Maybe, a grand arena, or a temple, fit for some final boss shit, spiraling up into the sky.
Or any building in general. Maybe a workshop of some kind, or a really big tree, something at all!
Instead, I float in the sky, looking down incredulously at what can only be described as a trash pile sitting on a cliffside.
Right next to said trash pile, is a figure, the source of what I'm sensing, that power.
It's a man, who looks vaguely like Susanoo, clad in a dark blue robe, but with longer black hair and a bushier beard.
He's ripped to hell and back, I'll give him that much, but beyond that?
He's laying in a beach chair, drinking ais that an Asahi Super Dry beer?
The fuck did I just fly over too?
The man takes another swig of his beer, emptying the bottle in the process.
Without another care, he throws the bottle over the cliffside and intointo
I tilt my head, as a chill cascades down my spine.
Dark. Cold. More like jelly than water, but resembling the liquid of life more than the former, the bottle falls into this substance, this ocean, stretching out beyond the land, and dissolves.
It was like it was thrown into a woodchipper made of acid, with how quickly it just vanished into non-existence.
"Fascinating, isn't it?" The man suddenly called out, his tone rough, commanding, yet soft, my attention snapped down to him. "Primeval Chaosit can unmake, just as easily as it can make." He states with an amused chuckle.
Primeval Chaos? That would explain some things, certainly.
Like how I get the feeling touching it, or even staring into it for too long would be detrimental to the whole living thing.
Slowly, the man got out of his beach chair, and stretched, giving a light groan, before walking over to the trash pile.
"I don't usually get visitors, and no one is supposed to even know I'm here. I'm onvacation, in a sense." The man continues speaking, whilst reaching into the trash pile.
Before pulling out a spear.
Well, I call it a spear, but it's truly more like a naginata.
A golden naginata, decorated with jewels from the bottom of the shaft to the blade.
The tip of which, I'm not even surprised I suddenly found, pointed at my throat, the man suddenly standing on the air right in front of me.
The mandoesn't have pupils or any iris. Instead, his eyes are seas of white, just like the sky of this place.
I think I know who Susanoo was trying to copy now, with his blazing, empty eyes.
His dear old Dad.
"Soboy. You sought me out fairly quicklywhich begs the question. What are you doing here?" He demands, slowly.
I, in all of my wisdom, answer with one word I'm sure will let him understand everything going on, if this guy is who I think he is.
"Susanoo." I answer plainly, deadpanning straight back at him.
The man's eyes narrow.
Then he snorts and removes the spear point.
"Of course. Why am I even surprised?" Slowly, he floats back down to the ground, depositing the spear right back into the pile, "He sends all this shit here like it's his garbage disposal, it was only in time he'd send people here as well, I suppose."
I rub my neck and sigh, as he pulls out another beach chair and lays it out.
"Well, boy? Come, take a seat. Tell me what my brat of a son is throwing a tantrum over this time." He pats the chair, before laying back down on his own.
Alright then. No reason to not. I guess.
I float down and flop onto the chair with a light groan.
"Shouldn't I introduce myself first?" I ask, bemused.
"No." Izanagi denied with a light scuff, "I know who you are. And I care little. I asked for something else, soget on with it."
I feel my eyebrow twitch a little at that.
Well. It was inevitable, I guess. One of my grandparents was going to be kind of a dick, huh?
The lucky streak finally ran out.
Oh well.
I deadpan up the sky, "Alright. Fine. So, in essence, Susan"
Izanagi snorted at that, and muttered, amused, "Susanshould've thought of that one myself back then."
"...is still bent over Kagustuchi killing Izanami. So, he tricked the wielder of Canis Lykaon into Yomi and is trying to get him to essentially kill himself, so he can get at your old sword...which still holds remnants of the old Fire God's power." I explained, plainly.
Izanagi took a moment to digest that, rubbing his beard, before clicking his tongue in distaste, "SoI assume you tried stopping him and got kicked here as a result, hmm?"
"Pretty much, yeah." I confirm, before continuing, "He told me to tell you hi, by the way."
Suddenly, Izanagi froze.
"Did henow." He started, slowly.
"Mhmm." I hum, "Guess your super secret vacation spot isn't all so secret after all?" I muse aloud.
"...No. No, I suppose it isn't." Izanagi agreed quietly.
"He said he'd come get me once this is all over, but I don't suppose you would be able to send me back early?" I ask tentatively.
"I could." He confirms, "But I won't." He huffs out.
I sat up, "Why not?"
"Because what good would it do? When you appear right back before my son once more? As you are still right now?" He questions, scathingly, "Nothing would change. My son might be an overly emotional moron at the best of times, but he is still my son. He is strong.
"You? You are not." He finishes matter of factly, a beer suddenly appears in his hand.
"Hey now, I've only been at this a few months at most!" I defend, vehemently, "I've been a powerless human most of my life, so for the record, with the hand I've been dealtwell it may not be perfect, but I like to think I've done pretty well so far."
Izanagi blinks mid-motion to take a drink, "Afew months? Powerless? What" he turns to look at me, white irisless eyes seemingly looking through me, "Youtell the truth? Honestly, I thought you were merely the weakest Arahitogami in history"
I deadpan straight back at him, "Wow. Thanks, Grandpa."
He frowns lightly, "Don't back-sass me, boy."
"Don't insult me straight to my face, old man." I fire back.
Now his eyebrow twitches, "Youcertainly are like my daughter in some ways, I see. Did you get that from her?"
I shrug nonchalantly, "Not entirely sure what you mean, but I never met her before, truth be told."
He simply stares at me.
Then continues staring at me, before slowly setting down his beer.
"Explain." His voice rumbles with the command.
No. Wait. That was the entire realm.
And so, quickly, I regurgitate my tragic backstory.
Not like there was much to it, but watching as Izanagi listened silently, his eyes continuously narrowed as I told him what's been going on, with my being made, Uzume's wholething, my mother never leaving Heaven, the works.
When I finished, Izanagi took a deep breath through his nose.
"I had thought I raised her better than this." He started, disappointment clear in his voice, "Letting grief over a mortal man consume her, being so daft to not see the true pain of her servants, leaving said servant to squander the potential of an Arahitogami."
He shakes his head, "For shame, for shame."
He looks upon me, silently appraising me, stroking his beard before speaking up once more.
"Who taught you, then, if not the bed warmer." He asked, curious.
"No one." I answered honestly.
Izanagi looked like he was about to have an aneurysm, with his eye starting to rapidly twitch, "You'rejoking." He sounded desperate like he wanted me to confirm that as such.
"Nope." But I shot him down, and he groaned in pain, "I'm entirely self-taught, all-natural talent here."
Izanagi took his beer back up and downed the entire bottle in one very long drink.
He tossed the empty bottle straight into chaos, and sighed, "It's a wonder that the Celestial Bureaucracy haven't taken advantage of our obvious weakness, and struck us down yetor anyone, truth be told."
"Peace tends to have the effect of making people not want to go back to killing each other." I add.
Izanagi waves me off, "All peace is temporary, boy. That's why it's called peaceit's always a period, a state of being. But states change. Sentences come after periods.
"When people want to kill each other again, they willand it's clear to me that my old home would be the first to fall, should that time come." He finishes solemnly.
He shakes his head, before eyeing me intentlyI think, anyhow, "I don't think you understand quite how disappointed I am." He intones, "Don't worry, I understand that if your training was non-existent, so too likely was your education."
Can't even say he's wrong there. Most I got in that regard was from Inari, kind of.
"Allow me to fill you input simply, the last time an Arahitogami walked the Earth, he carved a chunk out of it for us." Izanagi stated, "He became an Emperor before the title was named such. He fought other Kami and gods and won on the regular, forging the Kingdom on Earth in the chaos of those times.
"Before that jealous god made his own, and far stronger than the half men, half gods of the west at the time. He was the ultimate weapon."
"I am no weapon." I refute him on instinct.
Izanagi smiled, wide, "No. You aren't. Not yet."
"...what is that supposed to mean?" I raised an eyebrow.
"You are like a blank canvas. A slab of metal. Just a seed. But that can change. I am very apt at Creating things from nothing, so it turns outbut what if I had something to work with first?" He asks, excitement mounting in his voice.
My mouth opens and closes several times before I finally manage something out.
"Areyou saying you want to train me?" I ask, completely floored.
"In a sense." He somewhat confirms, "Usually, I would be against fixing my children's mistakes for them, but this is too big to simply ignorealso, I don't have much else to do here." He chuckles, "This realm of minemy last creation, I've been stuck with a sort of artist block regarding it for a very long time" he trails off wistfully.
Huh. Okay. The more you know.
Now, thinking for a minute, the idea of Izanagi, the Creator God of my entire fucking pantheon, training me personally?
Not going to lie, I don't see much reason to refuse.
Maybe that's just the training maniac in me, that wants to grow stronger, and fight stronger guys, but like, shit!
I made it this far without a teacher, and I can't think of a much better teacher than him, besides maybe the one sword Kami or my mother, maybe.
True. I don't much like the way he referred to me as a weapon to be molded.
It makes me feel a little uneasy, and looking back, isn't this exactly what Uzume said my mother was worried about?
Fortunately, I'm not a baby with a freshly minted mind to be swayed this way and that, so I don't think I'll become a mindless drone so easily.
No, I'm confident in that much, at least.
The real problem is
"I don't think I have the time," I spoke back up, drawing an eyebrow raise from the deity, "Tobio, the Longinus wielder, I don't think he'll be able to hold for much longer. I can't stay here for any meaningful length of time when he still needs help."
Fuck that legitimately hurt to say.
"Ah, rightmy son's mess." Izanagi huffed, "I nearly forgot about that. Messing with the jealous god's toysit's like he's asking for what happened to Egypt to happen in Japan. It would be best if that was handledtell me, did you meet the wielder, if so, what was his state?"
"Eh, it wasn't the greatest." I start rubbing the back of my head in thought. "He can still communicate, hold a conversation. But his mentality is warped heavily."
"I could barely get inside his head using my powers, what with all the taint clogging it up." I finish with a sigh.
Izanagi hums, "Then we still have time. If you could get inside his head at all, then that means that place hasn't gotten fully to him yet. It's likely his gear is slowing the infection. Still" He stands back up, "I give him hours at most, maybe half a day or more, if he's particularly resilient."
"You know, I gotta ask," I suddenly spoke back up, prompting Izanagi to look at me with a raised eyebrow, "you agree with me, that Susanoo doing this is probably a bad idea, right?"
"...Yes." He huffs, "Are you going to ask why I don't head to Yomi and beat his ass black and blue?"
I nod in confirmation, and he sighs, deeply.
"The same reason my Ex-Wife doesn't do the same," he states, softly, "with an added helping of, he's a 'big boy' now, it's not my job to breath down his neck every time he fucks something up."
He gives an amused snort, "If I did that, I would have leaped into the primeval chaos long ago. I cast him from Heaven specifically so I wouldn't have to deal with his whiny bullshit any longer than need be."
I can't help the frown that spreads across my face at that.
Ah, yes. The perfect example of how to fuck up royally as a father.
I'll take notes of that later.
"Besides," he walks over to the trash pile, and pulls out the spear, "judging by the way they all turned out, it's clear that my form of intervention wouldn't work, anyhow."
Huh. I can't tell if he's being self-aware, or blaming everything on them.
"Listen up, boy." He suddenly called, stirring me from my thoughts, "You don't have much timebut time you do have. Luckily, I can extend that time frame a bit, to give us more to work with."
"Huh? How"
My words were cut off, as Izanagi raised the spear, the Ame-no-Nuboko, to the sky.
I didn't give it much thought, or even recognize this at the time, butthe spear doesn't have a power to it.
At all.
It's not emitting a Holy Aura like Susanoo's sword was, or even my own.
It simply looked like a very mundane, albeit beautifully crafted, jeweled naginata.
But none of that is why I stopped talking and gaped, no, that happened because Izanagi began to swirl the tip of the blade around the air.
This made visible, foamy ripples appear in the air, which he began to stir and churn.
Not an ounce of Holy Spirit Power, or any power, yet the spear is doingsomething to the realm.
In a moment, the ripples in space echoed out, flowing and spreading across the land.
As they passed over me, I felt my body get momentarily sick, a tad queasy, before it quickly passed.
"What did you just do?" I asked, trailing off as I looked around for anything different.
"I manipulated this realm's time." He stated simply, "So, an hour out there, on Earth, and Yomi is around" he scratched at his beard for a moment in thought, "fifteen days or so, in here."
I have no words to describe the sheer bullshit I just heard.
This man casually made a Hyperbolic Time Chamber, with a swivel of his spear.
He suddenly shrugs, "Oh well, I was hoping for more time, truth be told. But on such short notice, this was the best I could do."
I should just accept that Kami, especially the original ones, are bullshit, and stop being surprised.
"You are lucky, boy. That this realm remained as malleable as it is due to myindecision." He says slowly.
"On that," I pipe up, standing up myself, "I've been wondering where exactly this place is, does it even have a name? You keep saying it's not finished yet, so"
"Ne-no-Kuni." Izanagi states, "Thatwas this place's intended name."
I tilt my head slightly, and furrow my brow at that, recognizing the name slightly, "Land of Originisn't that another name for Yomi? The Netherworld?"
"A Netherworld." Izanagi corrects, "Kuni was meant to be the opposite of Yomi, that was how I originally envisioned it.
"An eternal land of life, vibrant colors, a paradise for our people that deserved it. A Shinkai, but for mortals."
He raised an eyebrow at me, "You do know what the Shinkai is, yes?"
I deadpan back at him for that, "Yes. I am aware."
He nods approvingly, "Good. Then you aren't completely lost."
My eyebrow twitches at that, again, "Alright old man. Why didn't you finish Kuni already?"
He huffs, gruffly, and turns away, pacing a few steps "Artist block. Have I not told you already?"
I scoff at that, "Hundreds of thousands of years of it?"
"Sometimes, boya little inspiration is required." He intones, pointing the spear to the ground, before slowly dipping it into the soil.
The dirt parts like water, acting like liquid with the same texture, Izanagi begins to churn the land with the spear.
Before my very eyes, the land reshaped itself.
With every ripple, pieces broke off into the primeval chaos and came up changed.
In seconds, I found myself standing before a mountain range, peaking into the pure white sky so high up I couldn't even see the top.
"In this place, with Ame-no-Nuboko here, I control and create everything." The Creator God intones, his voice roaring from far above, on the unseeable mountain peak, I assume, "From shaping the land and time to manipulating gravity and life, all is within my domain.
"I give the mortal boy hours at most. I'll send you back in four to them, but for you here? It'll be two months.
"Not anywhere near enough time to turn you into a proper God, a Kami, but it'll be better than nothing. Now."
The sky suddenly darkened, the pure white void becoming a pitch black inky void.
"Climb. There is no time to waste."
I can't tell if I'm excited, or angry about this.
Or maybe both? Both definitely work.
~ A New Sun ~
Susanoo's foot rapidly tapped the ground, his index finger tapped the armrest of his throne in equal measure.
A viscous frown spread across his face, his mood, despite the pun, could truly be best described as tempestuous at the moment.
Plans never survive first contact with the enemy. He knows that. All things said and done, his plans are going well, he thinks.
Ama's brat, his nephew, while annoying, ultimately hasn't done anything.
And with him stuck in Kuni with dear old Dad, he won't be able to for as long as wishes it.
His frown broke into a snarl simply thinking about that old bastard.
Oh sure, before sending the brat away, he entertained the idea of the old man getting off his ass and doing something to help for once, but he quickly shot it down.
The old man never cared. Not truly. He's more likely to lay there in his plastic chair, talking about how stupid he is than do something for once.
He gave him and his siblings sections of the world, then fucked off to go make something else.
Yet he couldn't even do that right!
Were they not enough for him? Were they truly such failures in his eyes that he would run!?
Was Mother not worth it, you old useless piece of shit!?
Ah. Mother.
He simmered down, albeit, slightly.
Ever since he sent his nephew down, Izanami has beenwell.
She locked her door and refused to talk to him since.
Now that, that hurt. She's never done something quite like this before.
Pull an Ama, anyway.
He stabbed his nephew in the chest, now he gets how that must have felt.
But he can't give up now. Despite this sinking, pained, feeling in his chest, he's oh so close now! He can feel it!
He gives it a day, likely less until the boy breaks entirely and gives it up for the sake of his grandmother.
Even with Mother forcing him to move the Shinigami to the corners of the realm, keeping them as far away from the boy as possible.
In the end, everything will be worth it.
He just knows it.
I wheeze as my hand finally touches the peak of the newly formed mountain.
My body is splayed out, clinging to the rock and fucking snow desperately.
Luckily, I don't feel the chill, despite the blizzard raging around me.
I open my mouth, gasping desperately for air, but barely anything fills my young.
What little does, is pushed out by my lungs, as my chest and stomach are pressed hard against the mountainside.
Fucker added an artificial atmosphere and increased the gravity.
By the end, I had to use my Touki to give me the strength necessary to finish the trek!
And I'm pretty sure if I couldn't regenerate at all, I'd be dead from crushed everything!
All of my hate!
I barely manage to tilt my head up as a light sipping noise overcomes the bellowing icy winds.
There, dear old grandpa on my mother's side sits, floating right above the peak.
Spear held lazily in one hand, beer in the other.
He clicks his tongue.
"Took you longer than expected, didn't it?" He muses aloud, shaking his mostly empty bottle, "Especially once you start losing your ability to breathe, hmm?"
I would love to respond, but all I manage is a ragged hiss.
"Oh. Right." He taps the end of the spear against my forehead.
Suddenly, the constant suffocating gravity and atmosphere seem to vanish as I float up, level with him.
My mouth devours air in a long, deep, breath, the likes of which even Kirby would be jealous to witness!
"IHaaahhnnhateHahnnn-! You!"
I take several, just for really good measure, in between words.
Izanagi merely looks at me, a quaint smirk across his face. "Surely you understand why I put you through that, right?"
"Yeah, yeah" I huff that sweet sweet air, "my breathing technique gives me pretty much unlimited stamina while I can use it, and on top of that, it improves my healing and physical abilities."
He nods, content with my answer, his beer bottle long gone, as he scratches his beard, "Yesgood. Without it, you aren't nothing per se, but you are most certainly much worse without it.
"While your mastery of the technique to the point of unconsciously using it is certainly impressive, for training purposes, it'sdetrimental, in a sense." Izanagi adds.
I quirk my eyebrow at that, "How so?"
He chuckles, "To use modernlingo, as it were, that technique is like a mask over your 'base form', not an incorporation to it, as I've shown and I'm sure you've nearly experiencedit can be for all intents and purposes, turned off."
I tilt my head to the side, truly thinking about the effects my breathing technique has on my body.
Then facepalm as it finally clicks, and Izanagi's smirk grows smug.
"Breathing techniques enhance my strength constantly. When I train, it's not my base muscles that get affected, it's my enhanced ones." I explained aloud, to which Izanagi nodded, pleased.
To go further in depth as to why that's an issue, it's because of the enhancement itself affecting the efficiency of the training.
The idea is, that as you are weaker, you get a tougher workout, grind harder than you could in a stronger state, and get more gains.
Then the gains applied to your unenhanced base make the transformation, or in my case enhanced state, stronger, than if you trained in said enhanced state.
Luckily for me, I haven't been focusing on my physical strength and body all that much, instead abusing the infinite stamina from breathing to quickly speed through my swordsmanship forms.
It actually would be pretty good endurance training for my body, going through the Sun Breathing forms without using the proper breathing methods, something those from Demon Slayer simply can't do as they are closer to normal humans.
Holding that thought for another time, I look at Izanagi once again, "While that's a nice epiphany, physical training?" I ask, bemused, "I thought you were going to teach me Kami stuff?"
He snorts at that, "For you, it is."
I blink at that.
He sighs, elaborating, "As Arahitogami, you are a Living God. The important word there is living. In a sense, you are your own God, enshrined in your own human body.
"Your Shrine is, for all intents and purposes, your human body. That comes with all the advantages and disadvantages of being human, along withother benefits we'll talk about later." He waves the topic off.
I frown, "No no, go back. Disadvantages? Like what?"
He sighs, "As a human being, you possess a human mind, a human brainwhich means mental magics or powers still affect you. Stuff like that boy, you can figure out the rest for yourself."
Ah. Like the Shinigami's suicide aura, huh?
Yeah, alright. I see what he means.
Though I'm also kind of curious about those 'other benefits' he was talking about.
"Now, before you continue to ask more pesky questions," my eyebrow twitches as he suddenly continues, "you have a mountain to climb down."
I click my tongue and move to turn around, only for Izanagi to chuckle at me.
I turn back, eyebrow raised.
He points his spear up, "I didn't say back, now did I?"
I look up, only to behold a whole other upside-down mountain.
However, it didn't remain upside down for long, as gravity reasserted itself abruptly, causing me to flip over and flop into another snow-capped mountaintop.
Yay.
I pull myself from the snow and glare up at the primordial creator god who seems to be having far too much fun with this.
"Descend the mountain," he commands with a smirk and wave of his spear, "although, be sure not to fall off...or you'll start over, right from the peak."
My glare intensifies, "I hate you."
He snorts, "I care little, boy, you'll be grateful in time, and at present? I haven't had so much fun in a long time."
"Oh really?" I snark, standing up, "Couldn't tell." I huff, before putting a hand to my chest, and actively forcing my breathing rhythm to change.
It feelsvery wrong, to be honest.
Having gotten used to breathing to the limits my lungs could take, normal breathing almost makes me feel short of breath.
Almost. I can live with this.
With that out of the way, I start walking forward
The side of the ice-capped mountain cracks, breaks, and falls off. Dragging me down with it like I was in some sort of Oversimplified video comedy sketch.
"Bhahahaha!"
Even Izanagi's fucking laughter sounds like his!
~ A New Sun ~
That mountain was fucking cursed.
Not literally, mind, but it may as well have been.
Spots where gravity got wack, parkour courses galore, and fucking puzzles.
I actively stopped myself from using Touki, my mark, and any ability enhancers whatsoever this time.
Needless to say, I couldn't do it. There was this one part, where gravity reversed three times, and I couldn't make the long jump across a gorge in the middle.
Gravity was simply too strong.
So I kept throwing myself at it, until Izanagi came down, saw me barely held together, and dragged me out of the mountain.
Apparently, we're giving my body a chance to rest before going back to the mountains.
I'm going to have to climb the first one, but honestly, I'm okay with that.
For now.
My body's loving it, my patience, not so much.
Fuckingpuzzles.
What am I living in now, a Bethesda sandbox?
"We are here." Izanagi suddenly started, drawing me from my internal whining musing.
I blink, looking around to see an almost perfect replica of the Shinkai.
Forest and foliage of bright, vivid color, spreads out as far as the eyes can see under a pure glistening white sky.
Izanagi taps the ground, causing mats to appear, he sits in one, and waves for me to sit in the one across from him.
I do so, plopping my tired body down on the comforting cushion.
"When your body has been properly worked, and resting, only then shall we work on one aspect of your spirit." He began, his eyes glowing eerily, "The Divine part."
A pristine, perfect, pure white slowly hums around Izanagi to enunciate his words.
At first, I thought he was drawing upon light powers at first, it was so bloody bright, it took a moment for me to realize what it truly is.
"Life" I slowly gasped out.
Specifically, his Holy Spirit Power. It's all suffused with life.
The aura clung to his body, flowing around him like water, even moving his hair slightly as he nodded.
"Yes, goodI see you recognize Holy Spirit Power then?" I nod back at him, half dazed still by the sheer purity of life in my eyes and senses, "Tell me what you know of it if anything."
It admittedly takes a moment to focus enough to pull on the memory of what Inari told me back then
Feels like months since then, but it only has been a single one, give or take a week or two.
Damn.
Do I need a vacation already?
Putting that aside, I recall Inari's explanation about Holy Spirit Power, and to Izanagi's slight shock, Musubi.
Quick refresh I run through; Kami are manifestations of Musubi, the interconnected energy of the universe, which grants us our Holy Spirit Powers, to govern and hold authority over natural laws and phenomena within certain domains.
Izanagi grumbled as I finished, "That's a very good base to start with, Inari told you all that?"
I nod, and he hums with approval, "Then, building off that. Beyond what we specialize in, all Kami or Gods can do a list of basic things with their powers. I will give you a short list of said abilities, ready?"
I nod, "Hit me."
My stare gets blanker, and blanker, as he goes on.
Causality Manipulation. Probability Manipulation.
Dimension Creation.
Power Bestowal, or blessings, technically.
Power Creation. I recall Uzume mentioning this as something my mother was tinkering with.
On the flip side, Power Negation.
Divinity Bestowl, Artifact Creation, Instant Win Pow
"Wait. Hol' up." I hold up my hand, he raises an eyebrow at my interruption, "Instant Win Power?" I parrot back, completely taken aback.
He snorts, "Of course. Any God should win instantly against any mortal. If they don't, then they don't deserve the power vested in them by creation."
I had to hold back immediately countering that entire statement with just
Loki.
I also had to hold back a snicker at that thought in its entirety.
Though now that I got his attention, "Also," I add on, before exclaiming, "basic!?"
Izanagi chuckles, "I may have exaggerated the term there, I suppose. Though granting minor powers or blessings are truly very simple to grant, for even the most fledgling divine."
I sigh at that, "Okay, is there anything divine beings can't do?"
Izanagi's gaze suddenly sharpens, "Plenty, boyfor instance, a fire god can't create or manipulate the seas. We are beings of great power, but we aren't all-powerful.
Of course, Gods can be clever, using their holy powers to cause a knock-on effect to 'manipulate' other domains."
"Like a sea god, manipulating groundwater to create localized earthquakes?" I try to give an example.
"Precisely!" Izanagi affirms, "Some gods possess wider reaching powers, such as magic gods, but not even their reach is all-encompassing."
"So, what about Gods of the Universe then?" I ask with a slight frown.
"Ah, like Ama, or Indra" he muses whilst scratching his beard, "No, not even they control all. They certainly hold sway over small things, minor acts of creation, as I'm sure you've inherited that much.
"But in our case, Goddess of the Universe does not mean Goddess of Musubi. Her connection is deeper than most, and it shows most prominently within the vastness of Holy Spirit Power she possesses."
He looks at me curiously, "Something I'm curious you didn't also inherit, truth be told."
I shrug off that last statement, and press forward with a new thought, "So to hold control over everything, you need to be able to manipulate Musubi directly?"
Izanagi nods to that, "In our Pantheon, yes. I do not know what the conditions are in others to achieve a similar feat, although I do know one who has achieved it. I'm sure you know of Him as well, that jealous god." Izanagi states with a spiteful hiss.
Dear old Grandpa really doesn't like the Angel Daddy, huh?
"But enough of this, too much of the more advanced stuff too soon." Izanagi promptly waves it all off, "We start with the basics. Holy Spirit Power Manipulation, into basic blessings. Sounds good?"
I nod, excitedly, "Yeah, let's get to it!"
"Good, so. You may have already noticed, but Holy Spirit Power much prefers a channel, a medium if you will. Unlike the Greeks, throwing around power willy-nilly won't serve you"
~ A New Sun ~
As it turns out, the process of blessing someone isn't all that complicated.
It's pretty much the far less sexual, far more boring version of how I gave Kuroka chakra, except instead of trying to give someone that, it's focused more along the line of giving people a passive effect based on my powers.
Izanagi recommended something simple, like granting resistance against the sun's rays, basically a sort of divine SPF sunscreen.
He has me training this by passing my Holy Spirit Power through a pebble.
Now. How would one tell if a blessing affects a pebble, of all things?
Well, first, it starts with the pebble not exploding.
Izanagi helpfully pointed out that would be what happens if I failed to bless a person as well.
Thanks, Grandpa. Proving exactly why I didn't test that shit on Kuroka.
In any case, it didn't take long for me to get the very minor blessing to stick, upon which, I moved up to bigger rocksand repeated the same stuff I did to the pebbles.
Repeat and repeat, move up to bigger rocks, like boulders, and repeat.
Then, start all over with pebbles, but instead of a minor blessing, a more mild one.
It went on like that until I was drained of my divine powers.
Izanagi was right when he said blessings aren't too difficult, with the step up between blessing tiers as they were only having a modicum increase in difficulty.
Supposedly, that was only the start, though he clarified that we probably wouldn't have time to go over the insane shit like manipulating probability and causality within the couple of months we had.
Though, artifact creation should be on the table, maybe.
We'll see.
For now though.
I open one eye and stare at the Creator God as he sips obnoxiously loudly from a beer bottle.
"You know," I begin, gritting my teeth, "It's annoying enough trying to gather Ki with you constantly pulling the life force away from me. I don't need that as well."
Aptly, Izanagi continued sipping. Louder.
I simply sighed and got back to meditating.
Once I drained my divine powers, this is what he's been having me do next.
Sit on a nearby hill in the middle of the Shinkai imitation forest, and focus on my human spiritual side, ki, or senjutsu.
But of course, with a twist.
"You were much too coddled back in Kyoto, you know." Izanagi mused, a strand of ki pulling away, just out of my grasp as I tried to take it with my own.
My brow furrowed as he continued, "Ley Lines, brimming with natural life force, all focused on that one city. It's the perfect place to cultivate power in the art, but not so much control."
Another strand dodges and weaves around my senses, just out of reach.
I click my tongue.
"Something you sorely require, considering the boons the arts offer you." He continued, almost chidingly, "As someone with some authority over life, you should possess a natural talent for the art, boy."
"Not as much as the cats, old man." I respond on instinct, lightly, as I focus more so on a small wisp of ki getting suspiciously close.
"The Nekomata and the Nekoshou? Bha!" He huffs, "They cheat with their innate connection, they don't count."
I chuckle at that with a wry smirk, "Says the literal Shinto Creation God."
"That's also differe-"
I snap the wisp of ki up all of a sudden like a viper scooping up and consuming its prey in one gulp.
Izanagi halts speaking a second, before chuckling to himself, "Cheeky brat."
"Slow old man." I respond in kind.
I don't even flinch when the side of the spear bats me over the head.
Kurokawasn't that great of a teacher, but one thing she was good for was helping build resistance to a physical stimulus when meditating.
So I continue smiling along as Izanagi grunts in dissatisfaction, seeing me completely unaffected.
"Where was Ibefore the catsah, right. Senjutsu." He continues, gruffly, "One of its lesser-known abilities enables it to increase the luck of its users by simply cycling their ki throughout their bodies in a certain way."
My senses pulse, and I try to grab onto another tendril of Ki.
Just as I latch onto it, it slips straight through my grip like a little snake.
"Of course, it's not true probability manipulation," Izanagi continues with a smug hum, "it's more so the poor man's version. But a little good luck can never not be helpful, no?"
"The other stuff also helps." I muse aloud, "Like aura blasts, striking the internal body and soul, things like that."
"Don't forget the more subtle arts," Izanagi chides lightly, "Senjutsu can also be used to affect the mind and abilities, and take control of nature itself."
"Don't think turning trees into minions is very subtle, old man." I add on.
"...Fair enough." He concedes with a grunt, "The point is, Senjutsu has a wide array of uses purely by itself. All of which I expect you to take full advantage of, understand?"
"I know, I knowI wasn't planning on not doing so," I state, "it's just going to take some time to incorporate everything into one cohesive fighting style."
He hums in thought to that, "That is something we shall be focusing on as well after some time has passed."
Eh?
"How are we going to do that?" I ask tentatively.
"Do not worry about it for now," he waves me off, "focus, you have ki to grab and cultivate."
Well, I won't argue with that I guess.
It's probably going to be rather crazy, considering the fucking puzzle mountains.
No, I will never get over that!
A ki wisp slaps me in the face and I lose focus for a second.
Izanagi merely chortles behind me.
~ A New Sun ~
Two weeks, seven days a week passed purely like that.
As it turns out when neither the mentor nor the student needs food or sleep, the student can regenerate, and the mentor is an absolute hardass, the work does not stop.
When my physical body was sufficiently trained, we'd move on to my Holy Spirit Power.
When my divine powers gave out, we moved on to the raw spiritual.
Rinse and repeat in a seemingly never-ending cycle.
And it wasn't like it got boring, either. Izanagi, when properly motivated, switched things up on the regular to make everything more interesting.
Whether that be changing the courses, and puzzles, adding a fucking maze in the mountain sections, or switching the targets of my attempted blessings to facsimiles of very frightened pigeons, he came up with something new after a while that kept me hooked.
As if he ultimately needed to do any of that, though. I could tell that stuff was mostly for his amusement, what I was focused on was results.
It's only been two weeks, and yet, I can feel the difference it's made.
Today is different, a rest day, Izanagi called it.
I'd press X to doubt, but I don't have a game console here, unfortunately.
So instead, I walked out into Kuni's planes, to get a feel for where my strength now sat at.
After going out a good distance from 'camp', I drew my broken sword.
Clenching the hilt within my grip, I focused, pouring Holy Spirit Power into the blade, and shaping it along its edge, and past the broken bit.
The blade, what bit remained attached to the hilt, glowed with a humming crimson red, encased by a golden honey glow that stretched out, becoming a phantom overlay, imitating the old shape of the sword.
It's a bandaid fix, but one that will have to do. Hell, it's not even a perfect bandaid placement.
I can see wisps of golden aura flake off here and there, the phantom edge isn't entirely solid yet either, it leaves ghastly trails as I move it around or swing it lightly.
Definitely cool looking, but not at all effective in a fight where the ghostly remnant of the blade would simply pop like a water balloon.
Still though, nice first shot, it'll have to do for now.
I take my stance, phantom sword held out.
For the first time in the past two weeks, I put my breathing techniques back into place, swelling my lungs with that sweet oxygen, letting my blood and muscles feast.
My chest and face burn as my mark activates, dark golden aura bubbles and bursts off my form, before coalescing around me.
I take a step, and rocket off into the distance, with a single sword stroke.
Dance.
The ground shatters beneath and around me as I move, and a trench appears where I bring my blade down into the ground.
I turn to see the path of my movement, carved into the ground for Heaven knows how long behind me, then turn back to look at the trench extending out before me, and deep into the ground.
I blink slowly in realization.
I just broke into Ultimate Class. I think. Probably.
My unenhanced base state has been feeling closer to within the realm my maximum was lately, so that should be the case.
Well, without Ara-Mitama, but that's more or less a berserker state, I don't count that as being wholly me. Yet.
Definitely going to need to compare with Kuroka when all this is done. She described herself as 'pretty far up there in ultimate class with three tails now, nyah~!' after all.
I miss my cat. Cats. Plural, now.
"All warmed up I see."
"HNN!?" I damn near jump, whirling around to find Izanagi floating there, an eyebrow raised at my reaction, "FuckingDamn it, old man. I was thinking about stuff!"
He does not look amused, "You can do that, latertoday's the day we assimilate everything you've gained into your repertoire."
My eyebrow twitches, "I thought you said today was for rest."
"Technically, it is." He holds his spear out, "All you need to do is fight me. Worry not. I won't strike back, merely defend. Your job is simply to get used to what you now have. Easy, yes?"
I stare at him for a little while longer before sighing, "I guessespecially since I don't have exactly anything combat ready to add quite yet."
"Precisely." He taps the spear to the ground, the trench, the destruction I carved into the ground via my high-speed movement earlier fills and flattens out.
"Then whenever you are ready." He floats there ready, with his spear held out.
My grip on my blade tightens as I slide back into my fighting stance, "Not even gonna fight back a little bit, old man?"
He snorts, "Knocking you out every microsecond wouldn't help, would it? Beyond shutting that mouth of yours up for a second, I suppose."
Hmm. An idea occurs.
"My mouth? Okay, old man. How about several?" I ask with a grin.
"Several? What are you"
I cut him off by showing him, smoothly transitioning my grip on the hilt into the hand sign I need.
Smoke explodes out around me, and as it clears, revealing half a dozen other mes standing there with the same stupid grin, and same glowing swords, Izanagi floats there, goggling at me.
"Avatars? Nothese feel too real to be constructs, so then this is" Izanagi trails off, before smirking, "Cloning, then? Most interestingcome on then."
"En garde!" I and all my selves roar out as one, before jumping the old man, glowing swords swinging.
Okay, that sounded pretty bad, but the old man is a primordial creator god with a spear that can manipulate reality, so it's fine!
Granted, it's not like I was doing this just to JJK jump the annoying old man, this has a larger purpose.
For a while now, I've been meaning to complete my swordsmanship, but couldn't because stuff kept getting in the way, or I had to focus on other things first.
But now, not only do I have the time, but I have something better than air to practice on, I've got a practice dummy who will let me swing on him.
And can keep up the entire time, even against seven of me, for as long as need be.
Izanagi blocked a few of the blades with the long shaft of his spear, and easily glided around the rest.
He'd twist his body one way to somehow dodge several swings at once in the chaotic dance of swords, in a way, he's doing his dance.
His was a very rigid, efficient, style of movement. It sacrificed form over sheer practicality. It lacked grace, yet somehow, that made it graceful in its way?
Heh. Look at me judging fighting styles. If it works, it works.
His certainly did.
There was a twist this time, or at least nothing I'd truly call a twist.
Instead, in the middle of the mosh pit of swords, the god holding a spear would start critiquing us.
"Straighten out your foot, loose footwork is a loose stroke!" He calls out to a clone after easily passing them by.
"Arms tucked in! Your blade is already long enough, you do not need to make your swing wider." He hisses to another as he blocks their swing.
"Unnecessary movement there. There's no need to shift your feet like that, keep them firm!" He calls, here and there, again and again.
Honestly. He sounds like a restaurant critic on Yelp.
I'd also be lying if I said this wasn't my favorite part of all this training so far, though.
With my breathing techniques back up, I can pretty much go forever, so
I wonder what this old man will have to say about all the other forms I remade?
~ A New Sun ~
Hour after hour passes, as Susanoo sits on his throne.
Yet, that feeling in his gut, that trepidation stirring in his stomach remains, and continues to grow stronger.
This phantom pain, this sinking dread
He shut down all exits and entrances to Yomi a while ago.
Yet the feeling didn't leave.
But it's fine. Everything is completely, and utterly fine.
Everything will be worth it.
Even when Ama eventually comes down to have words with him over all this, he's got a plan for her too.
He's dealt with her before, he can do it again.
His foot taps the ground restlessly, echoing like the ceaseless falling of rain.
His hand flexs, back and forth, gripping a phantom blade.
He stares, glaring at the spot where he sent his Nephew away.
It's almost like he's asking for something to happen.
Yet, when it does, he can only be stunned silent, the pit in his stomach dropping.
At exactly four hours after he sent his nephew away, a column of pure white explodes into existence, right in the middle of the throne room.
He recognizes the Holy Spirit Power almost immediately.
Father.
But it isn't him who walks out from the pillar of light, instead, it's
"Nephew" Susanoo murmurs, eyes widening as his all too smug Nephew smirks at him.
He's stronger now.
Several times stronger now.
What.
"Met your Dad," his nephew starts, eyes swirling into Tomoe, "he said you're a whiny little bitch who needed to be spanked more as a child."
What.
Then there was smoke, a massive explosion of it bursting out from all around him as the pillar subsided.
As it cleared, there stood several of his nephew.
At least a dozen.
Fucking clones. His divine senses, from just a cursory glance, couldn't see which one was fake, and which was real.
Not like they gave him the chance to look much.
"Every man for himself!"
They all screamed at once, before scattering.
He rose, lightning coiling his form as his eyes blazed, his arm swung out, and at its peak, his blade appeared.
Ama-no-Habakiri appeared, and the throne room blazed with rolling thunder, covering the walls, floor, ceiling, everything.
The mostly empty throne room that is, save for himself.
Wait.
He was too slow?
No. His nephew had gotten faster. Far faster than he was before.
How?
Susanoo snarled, dark taint dripping from his blade like a poison, as the palace creaked at the storm brewing outside.
"FATHER!" He roared, "WHAT KIND OF GAME ARE YOU PLAYING!?"
Why!? He never cared! So why!?
Lightning flashed outside, the palace began to actively sway under the force of the raging storm outside.
Fuck it.
No more waiting around.
After he drags the last of Kagustuchi from that boy's cooling corpse, he'll beat his nephew into the dirt, then go down to Kuni and do the same to him.
Butthen Mother will
No. He steels his will. She'll see his reasons, all will be well.
He'll make it well, with his own two hands.
Unlike his Father before him, he won't cower from doing what needs to be done!
I run through the Palace, cackling like a coked-up monkey high on LSD.
As I imagine several other clones are also doing this right now because holy shit the look on his face!
Ah, I can't wait to punch my uncle in the face.
But first! I can't be doing that alone!
I'm stronger now. A lot stronger, in fact, but I doubt I can suddenly box one of the most destructive gods the Shinto have to offer after only two months of training.
Sure, it was a consistent and constant two months, but I'm still not going to risk it.
Just in case.
Would rather not get stabbed again.
So! I need Tobio. I know, even weakened, that with his Balance Breaker, we could push his shit in.
If I can find him, I can speed-blitz him before he can react, grab his noggin, and bring him back to the light with some generous application of said light to his gray matter.
Really give it a good scrub and all that.
The problem is finding him.
Luckily, my clones and I are already working on it!
Abruptly, I slide to a halt as the Palace begins to shake.
Huh?
Looking outside, via the hallway windows, I see gray and black, swirling and whipping up above the Palace.
The sky cracks open with violent violet and cobalt light, revealing a
Hold on. Is that a fucking dragon!?
No, wait, a Kirin! That's straight-up a Kirin!
Uncle's just as much of a weeb as my mother huh?
Well, granted, what else are you supposed to do down here?
Besides plotting stupid shit I mean.
I blink, as the stolen lightning attack climbs into the sky
Darkness seeps from the floors, the walls, the ceilings.
In the next moment, I'm completely blinded, not by anything covering my eyes but by the windows suddenly being covered.
No. Everything is covered by this darkness, there is no color, no faux light anymore.
The only thing that reassured me of where I am, was the split second later violent shaking that hammers the Palace, throwing me to my feet by the sheer magnitude of the vibrations.
My eyes widened as right alongside it, memories from a couple of clones outside the Palace popped, returning a live recording of what happened outside straight to my head.
The lightning dragon fell on the Palace.
Susanoo just tried to blow up the entire fucking Palace with one attack.
It was stopped, luckily, by this darkness shielding the structure like a starship hull, Izanami's work I assume.
The splash of the lightning dragon hitting the dark-clad Palace created a shockwave that blew apart my clones on the outside.
Not a pretty thought that the mere aftershock of an attack can paste me, even now, but we roll with it.
If Susan is trying to blow up the Palace, then my bet is Tobio is still here, somewhere.
Or that attack was meant for me and my clones. Or both.
Only one way to find out.
I'm going to have this Palace combed in record time.
Rising to my feet, I activate my eyes and pulse my Holy Spirit Power out.
It rolls across the ground, outlining the hallway around me with a thin golden film.
I smile and continue my running, a full sprint.
Now, with the rough jelly-like darkness beneath my feet, my footsteps are completely muffled.
I've got a clone b-lining straight to where I last saw Tobio, while the others spread out, checking everywhere else, and I head to Izanami's room.
I'm not going to use her as a shield! But a teleport directly to Dog Boy would be greatly appreciated.
Now then, let me see, it was this way, right?
Down the hall. Take a right at the T intersection, left at the end
Yeah! Righthere!
I slam face-first into a wall of shadows.
Fuck.
"Come on" I mutter under my breath, as I start patting around where I'm certain the door to Izanami's room was.
Even my voice sounds muffled and smothered in the darkness.
"Looking for something?" A quiet, yet rumbling, voice spoke at my side.
That also wasn't muffled.
Every single hair on the back of my neck stood on end, as I pushed off the wall with everything I had, launching me back to the opposite wall.
In total darkness, a glimmer of glowing holy steel splits the air where I just was, impacting the wall with enough force to send shutters throughout this wing of the Palace.
Fiery eyes slowly look in my direction.
"You seem confused, Nephew." I can't see him, his face, his figure, all I can see is the lightning silently crackling around his outline, and imagine the sneer across his face as he speaks, "It's rather simple, truly. Mother might be able to stop me from ending this all with one blow, but that doesn't mean I can't pick up the slackelsewhere."
"You tricky little shit" I huff out, annoyed.
He's manipulating the Palace, isn't he? Messing with the rooms and hall locations
He cackles, his tone like rolling thunder, "It's one of my lesser-known attributes." His sword, and form, suddenly light up with coiling electricity, the air filling entirely with ozone.
"Now. Take a fucking nap, Nephew." The lightning explodes off him, bellowing out from him like the inside of a storm cloud.
I draw upon my powers, all of them, preemptively, to shield the discharge.
Only to stare, dumbfounded, as the lightning redirects and grounds itself into the darkness, only a few feet away from him.
I imagine he, too, looks positively stupefied at this.
"What's the matter," I snort out, "performance problems?"
He growls like a savage beast, "You annoying little shit! Fall on my blade!"
"I thought being a little shit was one of your attributes?" I question with a raise of my eyebrow.
"RAAGGHH!" He roars.
Don't think I'm going to get a response from him.
So, as he charges at me, I blow him a raspberry, turn tail, and book it.
"YOU!? Get back here you coward! Fight me!" His Holy Spirit Power bellows off him as he roars his challenge to me.
It barely makes it a few feet, before it too is promptly smothered into the darkness's embrace.
My powers, on the other hand?
I clad myself with them, and pulse out my aura, the hallway lighting up with a thin film to show me the way.
I hear him give a pain, stuttered gasp of disbelief behold me, "HowMother?"
"Hah!" I hoot aloud, forcing my voice to carry, "First your Dad, now your Mom. Man, nobody likes you at all huh?"
"Y-You! You take that back you brat!" He howled, his steps thundering now with speed despite the dark coating across the ground.
"Haha! Nope~!" I refuse smugly, "Admit it! Your mommy and daddy like me more than you now!"
"Never!" The hallway shakes at the force of his scream, I turn down into another hallway, just in time to avoid being bisected down the spine by a wild swing from my very pissed-off uncle.
It may seem counterintuitive to piss off a god further than they already are but in this case? It serves a purpose.
My dear Uncle is entirely ruled by his emotions. Even the gods, especially the gods, tend to not think straight when provoked.
They act because they're big mad.
So Susan, being huge mad? That means he can't put that big stupid brain to work cornering me.
Instead
Susanoo swipes his hand, I can feel it, as it moves through the air, and the hallway suddenly gains a draft.
A very violent, howling, draft.
Hurricane-force winds bellow into me from the front, as if I ran straight into a tornado.
"I GOT YOU!" His cry of victory overcomes the sounds of whipping winds, somehow, as he lashes out for me with his blade once more.
Instead of fighting the wind tunnel, I stop myself and leap, letting the winds blast me back.
And right over his head.
My side explodes with an intense itch as I soar over him, which quickly lulls as whatever damage the grazing blow does mends itself.
In the meantime, I clasp my hands together.
"Oh Lord Susanoo, I pray that Susan finally gets his shit together," I beseech, entirely and completely sincerely, "and realizes that nobody likes him because he's a hardass. Amen."
Said deity, whirls toward my direction, "Did you justpray to me, for me!? And not even use the right! Oh! You..! You! When I'm done with you! There will be nothing! For you to regenerate from!"
The hallway trembles and lights up as a massive bolt of lightning gathers in his hand, like a spear or javelin.
"Try and stop this one, Mother!" He bellows, as he steps in my direction, and throws it.
The air thunders as it travelsthe scarce few feet it travels before the lightning seems to unravel from it, and into the darkened walls, floor, and ceiling.
A beat of silence passes. Even the wind seems caught off guard by this turn of events.
"Also, that he finally gets help for his performance problems," I solemnly add, not the slightest bit shocked, "seriously, no wonder he lives here alone with his mother in the dimensional version of a basement."
"I'll FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT!"
Oh yeah.
"Amen." I quickly finish once more, cackling, as hewell.
"AGGHHHH!"
Let out his best King Neptune screaming impression whilst once again giving chase.
I'd give it an eight out of ten.
The airflow stops for a split second, before picking back up again in the form of highly pressurized blasts.
I hit the ground with a running start, barely dodging the first one that came for me, my eyes letting me visually see the death spiral of air trying to tear me apart before it reached me.
In slight slow motion.
It clips my robe, tearing off chunks of the cloth while scraping the skin off a little.
Nothing I can't heal.
"Hmmm!" I call out, "Maybe I should add that you need aim training as well?"
"STOP PRAYING TO ME!"
"Ah, yeah, you're right, you're right!" I nod along, dodging another wild air blast that nearly takes off my ear, "Maybe I ought to pray to your Mommy and Daddy? They'd listen at least!"
"I'LL SKIN YOU BACKWARDS AND PRESENT YOU TO YOUR MOTHER!"
Damn. The fuck? How do you skin someone backward?
I'm not even going to ask.
In any case, the operation, Xbox Live Voice Chat, is going swimmingly.
I can do this all day, I'd say.
Though as funny as it is, I'd rather not.
I just need a clone to find Tobio, that's it, just one.
"YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER BRAT!"
"I beg to differ, you maidenless old man!"
"HAAAAAAHHHH!"
Another air blast nearly takes off my whole leg, instead, it only blows off a chunk of my thigh.
I wince, taking to the air, blasting down the hall with my halos at my back, now in a full-force flight.
Justone.
~ A New Sun ~
Despite the seriousness of the situation
It's taking everything in Izanami's power not to burst out laughing every five seconds.
She shouldn't. She really shouldn't laugh at some of the things her grandson is saying about Susa.
But at the same timehe does deserve it.
If not for everything he's done so far, especially for trying to blow up and destroy the Palace.
Again.
Granted, the first time was an accident, but still.
There are more people than just herself here now, and that's probably exactly why he tried it.
He really shouldn't have done that. She was already disapproving, but now?
She's disappointed.
Not as though it matters much now.
The 'fight' between her son and grandson has truly devolved intosomething alright.
Truly, it was never a fight to begin with, simply a means to an end.
Susanoo is trying to stop Noriaki from getting to her and the boy, while Noriaki is trying to buy enough time for those interesting constructs scampering around the Palace to find them.
Distracting Susanoo by constantly egging him on, keeping him far out of his right mind to fight properly, or even doing the smart thing and disengaging to call the room with them in it near him
Well. Not like he'd be able to do that much right now, what with her completely blocking off this room from his senses or control.
She may not control Yomi anymore, long ago relinquishing the 'crown' to her dear son, but the darkness of this place still calls to her.
Susanoo was never the most skilled at things he couldn't hit someone else with directly.
Oh, her boy does have his moments, don't get her wrong.
But he has his preferences, and those generally steer toward the 'overwhelming power' category.
It's a shame, though.
Her blocking off this room as she has is also going to ultimately prevent Noriaki from finding it.
That isn't good. The boy won't be able to keep this up forever and ever.
As much as she, in part, wishes he could.
Some of these insults are simply inspired after all.
Though, she wonders what it means to be 'maidenless', and the like?
Shaking her head of that all, and stopping another near reflexive fit of giggles, she focuses on the spirit of the old woman lying in the bed before her.
And the eerily pale young man almost desperately clinging to her.
Something, someone, somewhere, is going to break first.
The question is, who?
The young man slowly, shakily, raises the top half of his body, looking at her.
He mumbles something incoherently.
Izanami raises an eyebrow, "What was that?" She inquires softly, "I couldn't hear you?"
"I" He breathes out, shakily, slowly, "Need togo."
Oh?
"Really now" She wondered aloud, "What makes you think that?"
As if perfectly on cue, the Palace shakes once more, although nowhere near as violent as the first, this from Susanoo punching a wall, she notes.
Still, the motions cause the young man to latch onto the old woman as if trying to shield her with his body.
The action, no matter how many times she's seen it so far, hasn't once not elicited a sad frown from her.
Cautiously, he pulls back from the woman, and looks to her, desperately, pleadingly.
It's the only emotion etched onto his face, in those half-dead eyes.
"...please."
Wellguess that answers who's breaking first.
She sighs, deeply, before looking straight back into his eyes, "...Are you sure?"
He doesn't answer. Not right away.
Instead, he looks down at the old woman, his eyes lingering on her face, before moving back to their original position.
He nods, with something akin to resolution in this tainted state of his.
Resigning herself, she nods slowly back to him.
Taking that as the confirmation it was, he leans back down to the old woman, brushing a single rustled strand of hair out of her face, before planting a chaste kiss on her forehead.
He mumbles something to her, although she can guess what he says purely by his lip movements alone.
'See you soon.'
Standing up, the young man strides toward the door with a new purpose, a goal he didn't previously have set until now.
He turns slightly back to her right before reaching the door.
"Will you?" He trails off, the question need not be finished, after all, the ask is obvious.
"I will." Izanami confirms easily, albeit solemnly, "I'll keep watch over her until everything blows over. Make sure nothing disturbs her rest."
He gives an appreciative nod, before turning back to the door, the slightest of content smiles across his face.
With a wave of her hand, the doors flung open, briefly reconnected to the Palace at large.
As soon as he strode out, the doors swung open, and the room, for all intents and purposes, vanished.
This isless than idle, in a sense, surely.
But at the same time, there's a reason she didn't force him to stay.
Beyond the fact that he likely could have found a way to escape using his Sacred Gear anywayshe can use this.
Use this to help.
After all, Susanoo certainly didn't get his trickster, chaotic, trouble-making side from his Father.
With a little bit of finesse, a little bit of guiding, a trick here or there, this could work out.
She may not be able to control the Palace directly, but she can lead them this way and that with a clever application or two of darkness manipulation.
Especially since Noriaki is more or less leading Susanoo around, with her son not truly throwing the Palace halls every which way.
Yes, yesshe can use this!
They just need a little guidance!
Noriaki and Susanoo so they end up in a place with enough suitable space, and Tobio so he makes it 'right on time'.
From then on, it'll be up to him.
But she has faith.
Looking down at the old woman, Izanami cups her cheek gently, "Don't worry, your boy will come out of this. I know he will."
Although honestly, she doesn't know whose ass is going to get a harsher beating once all is said and done.
Tobio's, or her Susanoo's?
Now at that thought, she allows the smallest of giggles.
~ A New Sun ~
Justone!
Come on!
I fly down another hall, taking a sudden, and very sharp right, as the intersection seems to close up one side entirely.
At the same time, the turn narrowly avoids Susanoo's latest method of trying to hit me.
A wind net.
A very, very sharp, wind casting net.
Needless to say, by this point, most of my robe has been shredded off, sans bits around my waist and thighs, thankfully.
If this is going to be a thing every time I get into a big battle, my clothes being shredded off to near nakedness, maybe I ought to look into a magical clothes tailor.
Or just straight-up armor.
Or both.
"OH NEPPHHEEWWW!"
Oh yeah.
"NEPHHHEEWWWW!"
Kind of busy right now!
"GET BACK HERE NEPHEW!"
Think. Of that. After! All! This!
"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL HUNT YOU TO THE END OF YOOOMMIII!"
AhhI made him really, really fucking mad, huh?
Sometimes, my genius frightens me.
No, not the hulking out storm, sea, and Underworld deity that wants to skin me backward and pulp me into spaghetti sauce.
That's perfectly normal.
In any case, I'm running out of sass that isn't just 'your mom!' jokes at this point, and I've been hit by so many wind blades my body may as well have been put through a cheese grater at this point.
Besides, since right at the start, no more of my clones have popped, which means they haven't found anything.
This also means that Plan A probably isn't surviving contact with the enemy.
Or it got lost somewhere most likely.
So! Plan B it is!
Fight.
I halt so suddenly the air breaks at the sheer force it generates.
In one motion, I draw my sword from its scabbard, the broken blade reconstituting itself with a golden glow, as I turn.
In this near-total magical black blackout, I can't truly see.
Susanoo, fortunately, lets me at least see him.
His figure, cackling and lit up with lightning, is just barely enough to let me catch it.
As I turn, I see his form barreling down on me.
With my eyes, I can see his muscles twitch and tense as they move.
As he swings.
I tilt slightly and swing up.
Flesh tears and the hall shudders as a heavy blade strikes the ground.
Susanoo and I stare each other in the eye.
My left shoulder hisses as it reforms from being cut nearly down to the bone.
Susanoo, meanwhile, chuckles mirthlesslyas blood trickles down my blade of aura.
It looks so much like normal blood, I'm almost surprised.
"You littlefucking brat" he grumbles, teeth grinding as he glares down upon me, "...I haven't gotten injured since the last waryoudare."
I look at his wound, a cut going up from his right breast to his right shoulder.
Then I look back at him.
"I didn't dare. I did." I sneered back, "Maybe, it wouldn't have happened if you weren't such a whiny baby bitch?"
His left side muscles twitched.
I breathe.
It's sad how my dear Uncle is the first one that gets to see this, but needs must I guess.
Sun Breathing.
The star in my chest pounded, as Susanoo moved.
Fake Rainbow.
His hand closed around nothing but air as I twisted past him and flashed all around him.
On every single side, one the floor, on the ceiling, on each side of the wall, an afterimage appeared.
Several dozens, and if I had more space, I could conjure hundreds.
But that'll do for now.
Susanoo snarls storm winds building around himself before he swings out wide, slashes of air spiral out all around him.
My blade ignites into pure crimson flames in response, as I stab forward.
Sunflower Thrust.
Flames spiral and burst from my blade, propelled by the sheer force of my impale, they form a sideways cyclone that rushes out straight for him, only spiraling out quicker and hotter as they are caught in his winds.
Susanoo raises his blade high, both hands on the hilt, before swinging down, cutting the incoming flaming cyclone in two, and forcing it to disperse.
Through the fire and flames, I fly over him, my halos flaring out as I swing down upon his head.
Clear Blue Sky.
A blade of roaring fire arcs down, to meet a blade of cackling lightning.
Sparks fly as our blades clashing echoes throughout the hall, sending shockwaves of heart and force all around.
I smile down at the pissed-off god, as he just gets more frustrated.
"Two months." I simply state, "And look where I am now."
"What are you yapping about now, brat" He barks back at me.
"Let's just sayyour Dad knows some neat tricks," I watch with massive amounts of mirth, as his eyes widen, and his teeth bare at me, "and is a very excellent teacher. Two months. Now look where I am now."
"Youare notstronger than me, BRAT!"
He screams as lightning erupts from his form, lashing out like the world's most dangerous plasma globe lamp.
Which I just so happened to be right next to, even for just a second.
My smoking form lands, skidding across the ground on my feet a ways away from him, my muscles twitching slightly as lightning courses through them.
I click my tongue, and stretch my neck as the twitching turns to trembling, then slowly settles after.
"I know." I state, half seriously, half mockingly, "You're rusty, impaired by your mother, all that blah blah blahall I'm saying is, you won't be stronger than me for long."
I can feel the sheer disdain from him generated by that statement.
Ah. Right in the pride. Where it hurts the most.
"I'll kill you." He suddenly says, plainly, simply.
Hmm?
"She'll get over it. Just like the last time I killed her favorite pet." His grip on his blade tightened so much that his hand began to shake, "They'll do a song and dance when she hides away. She'll come back. She'll be fine. But you? You. Won't."
His open hand lashed out, and the airflow returned, slamming into me like a wall, carrying me down and to the end of the hall with enough force to temporarily make me see stars.
"So. Do your tired uncle a favor."
I blink the stars out of my vision as the deity seemingly appears right in front of me.
"And stay still."
Pitch-black taint drips from his blade now, like the venom coursing from a snake's fang, as he swings it down.
Every single sense, every single instinct, every single part of me screams to not let that blade even knick me now.
So I twist, kicking off the wall with all my available might for extra force to propel myself out of the way.
A cold shiver travels up my back as I step, one now barefoot on the ground.
Why? Because his blade nicked it.
Then my shoe melted off, nearly instantly.
A realization occurs.
Tobio's blade killed Kagustuchi. It has fire powers.
So, logically speaking, since Susanoo's blade killed the snake to end all snakes
It inherited its venom.
Fuck.
Plan A 2.0 it is.
"Don't run." He intones as I start doing just that.
The winds return, this time pulling me back towards him like the first time he started calling upon the winds on me.
I, of course, immediately fill this newly created airway with as much crimson-hot fire as I can pack into a hallway.
Which turns out to be a lot.
I hear him roar in indignation as the flames sweep over him, backed by his winds fueling them.
In turn, he immediately cuts that line of attack and proceeds to barrel through the remaining wall of flames with enough speed and force to part them.
Flames pour out my feet and hands as if jet engines.
The Palace will be fine, but I won't be if I let that sword touch me!
The resulting explosion of utter force from the amount of fire released shakes the hall and sends me shooting off like a living rocket.
Even then, through the fire and flames, he rushes through it all, keeping on my tail with barely a grunt as he gets slowly boiled in the fire.
Not like he seems to care.
Also, he's gaining on me.
So that's kind of an issue.
Another intersection, another path blocked with only one way to take.
Down I go.
With my sheer speed, I nearly slam face-first into the far wall, but don't.
Thankfully.
I nearly do that several times, but don't, as I try and think of something to deal with that sword.
I don't get very far beyond destroying it, but how the hell am I supposed to do that!?
"Got you."
Over the roar of rampaging flames, I heard his voice.
It gave me barely enough time to move my foot out of the way before that sword came cutting through the blaze straight for me.
I lost another shoe, as even then, it nicked it.
The more pressing problem at the moment was that I lost my balance, and as a result, rather than continue straight ahead, I dipped down.
Smacking into the ground like a fish fresh out of the sea, with no time to correct with him so close, I turned onto my side, took every ounce of breath I gathered up to this point, and exhaled it all out.
As the mother of fireballs, of course.
The push from this sent me skidding across the ground hard, but it at least gave me distance.
Until I left the hall into a much more open space, barreled through the whole thing in a second, and with no way to turn, slammed into a wall at long last.
Out of breath, dazed, and head spinning, I manage to wobbly rise to my feet with a groan, grasping on the wall as I do.
I'm inthe throne room again? Where else could be so open?
A pulse of Holy Spirit Power outlines it for me, confirming it.
We went in one big circle, huh? Fuck
Thunderous steps resound throughout the hall, into the throne room.
Double fuck.
As Susanoo enters, I can see the smoke wafting off his sparking form.
"Heh." I chuckle, "Paybacks a bitch, ain't it?"
He snorts, "Acting like this is significant damagebe quiet, and accept your fate."
"Haha! Nono, I don't think I will" I straighten my stance, letting my breathing and powers flow, "to either of those things, of course. Gotta give you the verbal ribbing with the physical, ya know?"
He snarls in a manner only fit for a beast, before pointing his sword at me.
Guess I'm destroying that sword now.
As for how to do it? Well, how does one deal with all things?
My blade shines as I pour more and more Holy Spirit Power into it, its form seemingly solidifying rapidly the more I push into it.
Hit it really, really fucking hard.
Sun Halo
Several times, if need be.
Dragon Head Dan
"STOP!"
Huh?
Both me and Susanoo suddenly go stock still, absolutely befuddled.
That voice
Tobio?
Where in the fuck is he!?
What sounds like the desperate thumping of footsteps approaches, but they're so soft due to the dark cladding the floor that I can't tell where it's coming from.
Susanoo, across from me, tenses, his eyes shifting across the room.
"...I'mI'm hereEnough, both of you." He calls out weakly.
Okay. But like, where are you, exactly?
"Iaccept. Lord Susanoo. Pleasejust"
And I'm done with this!
If this lets him see where he is fine.
If this lets him use his lightning, that's also fine.
I need to at least try this!
I raise my blade, which I've been pumping full of Holy Spirit Power.
With a flex of the star pounding in my chest, all of that power becomes light.
The throne room lights up in an instant.
There you are.
Almost directly between the two of us, just a step or two to the side, Tobio is standing there.
As soon as the light fills the room, he actually flinches and tries to stagger away.
I'm not shocked, the man looks a step away from falling over dead with how pale he is now.
Still. None of that.
I don't need to touch him. I simply need to get the light to him.
So, I swing my sword, and the light focusing across my 'blade' shimmering before exploding out, heading right towards him.
But it wasn't as though Susanoo was idly himself.
No, my pure white light was joined by violet and blue of a much more violent sort, coming directly from his hands like some sort of knock-off Emperor Palpatine.
It was barely a moment, but I caught it.
My light made Tobio cast a shadow.
A shadow that suddenly moved.
Our lights didn't clash. They didn't hit Tobio at the same time.
Susanoo's lightning was faster.
The only reason Tobio is still standing is because of the large fluffy dog held in his arms, twitching and sparking and whimpering.
Tobio looked down, my light sparkling all across his body, color slowly returning to skin, and clarity returning to his eyes.
He uttered one horrified and confused word, "...Jin?"
There wasn't any time for him to say anything besides that.
There was barely any time for me to move.
The split-second look of pure shock on my uncle's face at whatever he did there not working exactly died about as quickly as it came.
Only to be replaced with more lightning, exploding from his form.
A lot more lightning.
My power focused around my hands, I pushed everything out of my palms as with a burst of movement, I barely managed to make it before the lightning wave struck.
The golden glow of my combined powers acted like an umbrella. It couldn't stop the encroaching wave, but it could divert his power around us.
"Hi there!" I grit out through clenched teeth as the storm of lightning coils around us, "Nice to finally meet you properly! Kind of!"
Tobio, pressed his back against my own, shielding the big black dog in his arms with his body as much as possible as well, "Right back at you, I think?" He gives a shy chuckle, "Listen, I'm"
"Sorry about all that happened a while ago? That you weren't in your right mind and all that blah blah blah." I snorted after answering for him, "Don't worry about it, I know. Now, is the best boy okay back there?"
I can feel Tobio blink at the back of my head, partly in bafflement, likely for me writing off his trying to kill me thing, while also being partly confused.
"Oh!" He perks up in realization, "You mean Jin!"
"Who else could I be talking about!?" I call out, grunting as my feet slide back slightly.
Man, is it just me, or is this lighting wave becoming less of a wave and moreconcentrated?
"Of course, of course," Tobio chuckles good-naturedly, "Jin isfine, I think. But he feelsloose? I don't know how to exactly describe it. We're usually so in sync, but I'm having trouble feeling him...it's weird."
Loose?
A memory surfaces.
Indra, in canon. He took Cao Cao and Georg's Sacred Gears.
Did my dear Uncle just try and do the same?
This little!
The blue and purple wave before me starts turning into a bright violet and white stream.
My umbrella of power cracks.
"Well, I hope that 'weird' feeling doesn't hamper you at all for what's coming!" I ground out, my feet digging into the ground as I try to stand my ground.
"It won't." Tobio muttered, resolute, and despite the literal plasma beam raging down upon us, it was crystal clear to my ears.
"Good shit." I reply in turn, smirking back at me.
The smile etched across his face is all I need to see.
Before I breathe deep and move.
Sun Breathing.
The dog in Tobio's arms melts.
Dance.
As I reach for my back, for my blade, Tobio is already moving.
As one, our blades fall, parting the near plasma stream in front of us with a roar of flame and darkness.
Susanoo's form finally appears as the energy disperses, an annoyed snarl on his lips as he lowers a sparking outstretched hand.
Reconstituted sword of Holy Spirit Power in my hand, just like the one I wielded earlier, I reach behind my head to my neck and rub out a crick.
"Don't let his sword even touch your skin," I warn casually, "the poison will dissolve you in seconds."
Tobio raises an amused eyebrow, "Anything else?"
"Yeah," I grunt, as my neck gives a relieving pop, "save his nose for me. That's the part of his body I'm going to break."
The dog boy cackled at that, "No promises."
Susanoo devolves into beastial growling at this point. I don't know why exactly though. Our casual remarks that hinted we are going to kick his ass, maybe?
Regardless, I think I may have broken him with all the shit talk, made him run out of 'YOU DARE!'s and shit like that.
This may have also extended to his tactics because he simply boar-rushed toward us immediately after the sounds escaped his throat.
Crimson flames erupt from my unmoving blade, creating light, and casting a small shadow behind myself and Tobio.
In the blink of an eye, Tobio vanishes.
Susanoo's eyes widen, as he whirls around toward his own shadow, just as Tobio bursts out from it, scythe swinging mercilessly for the god's jaw.
Let it at least be said, that despite my uncle's berserker rage at this point, he's still a god.
He caught the shaft of the scythe mere inches before the blade tip poked his cheek out, and immediately swung down with his sword in retaliation, a feral grin upon his face.
Just as his blade came down, and struck.through air, instead of flesh.
My sword glowed with a bright white light as I merely held it up, forcing him to cast another shadow that Tobio dipped out of.
"Sorry Grandma." I muse aloud, looking around as Izanami's darkness bubbles away into nothing, "But I think we got this now. Don't think dog boy can manipulate your kind of shadows anyway."
Susanoo turns back to me, "Do you now!?" And swings, a shockwave of air arcing out from his sword as he does.
"Ah!" I feign shock as I leap up and over the airwave, my illuminating light once against condensing around the blade, "So he can speak! Color me surprised!"
"You little brat!" Storm clouds sparking with lightning whip and whirl around.
"Aren't you forgetting something, uncle?" I remind him with a smile, as all caring nephews do.
He clicked his tongue in exertion, just in time to round back once more and slash through the several dozen blade meat grinder that exploded out of his shadow.
"That's not what I was talking about~!" I whistle out cheerily, before launching the condensed mass of light from my sword in my best impression of an excali-blast.
With an annoyed grunt, he turns, meeting my attack halfway with an outstretched arm, physically parting the stream of life as it slams against his palm.
At the same time, the other side of his body, his sword arm, is dealing with Tobio's blades by trying to reduce the amount of shadows
Lightning erupts from his sword, flashing down and across the ground in a cone, spreading out as much as it can to disperse the black blades.
I grunt with exertion and swing up, redirecting my light beam up, before pushing every last bit of condensed power through the edge, all at once.
The result? The world's most sparkly flashbang, right above his hand.
Susanoo made a guttural howl of pure annoyance and rage as fresh new shadows stretched out all around him.
Tobio is quick to act, phasing from one of the newly formed shadows, ducking under a wild and wide swing from the bedazzled Susanoo, and slicing up.
Through one of his arms.
His sword arm.
In that one singular moment, the world felt like it stopped, everything became quiet at the sound of Tobio's scythe rending godly flesh.
Susanoo's head turns, the shock of the pain granting clarity enough to watch his forearm and sword fall.
Only when the sound of his sword clanking against the floor resonated across the throne room did he snap out of his shock.
And if I wasn't watching his face so intently, I would have missed it.
The split second way his face morphed into one of extreme unconditional fear.
Before it was replaced by his default, extreme unrelenting rage.
I knew what he was about to do before he even started doing it.
I was already moving, no, flying, forward, blasting like a rocket as flames blew out my heels, while my uncle lit up, bright.
He looked like the orb of a plasma ball lamp. A bright violet and purple aura covered his form, flowing across his body in violent coiling viscous waves.
All in all, he didn't produce much light, most of it being confined to his immediate area, not stretching out much further beyond.
But that's all he needs. Because Tobio is right in front of him.
Lightning begins erupting from across his form, as he brings his now only hand up, the aura around him condensing and building and twisting into the rough shape of a javelin or arrow.
I'm sure the only reason I'm catching any of this is thanks to my eyes, because it's only at this point does Tobio seem to realize something is coming and attempt to leap away, shock etched across his face.
There's no need, however.
I slam into Susanoo's chest right before he tries to bring the rod from god down.
As soon as I touch him, it felt like slamming into one giant wall, that was also a big fuck off taser.
But that's fine, I don't need to hurt him now, I need to move him!
So, my arms wrap around him, and taking one from Tobio's book, I lift Susanoo as soon as I slam into him, carrying the Kami away with me on my flight.
Beyond us, I hear a thunderous boom and see a pillar of crackling lightning flare up into the ceiling as rapidly flashing lights.
Though it's the roar of wrath from my impromptu passenger that tells me the most important part, he missed.
I see him raise his arm again, this time looking at me, only to be stopped with a grunt, his body jerking back as I slam the enraged god into the far wall with enough force to crack the entire side of the room.
Ah, Izanami's darkness is still in the other rooms, which means no going through and outside.
I can work with that.
As he raises his arm, I step back, raising my blade.
With a breath, I step to the side and go low, dodging most of the wild lightning cone that roars forth from his hand.
What I can't, I push my powers to work overtime fixing before the damage becomes too great.
Seared flesh is restored, seized-up muscles work freely, and I move.
Sunflower Thrust.
As I stab, crimson fire, light, and Holy Spirit Power swirl around my phantom blade's edge, and for one glorious instancecombine.
Golden flames roar forth, turning my blade into a drill as it bore through his lightning, and into his arm, stabbing clean through before twisting and setting the blade, impaling his arm stuck to the wall.
Susanoo tries to step forward and tear his arm free.
I rear my fist back, focusing as much of my powers as my arm can't handle without popping, before launching a savage uppercut into his face.
My fist meets his nose, and the impact explodes with fire and air, his nose cracking as his head snaps back into the wall.
My uncle's eyes widen in shock as his nose spurts blood.
I smile.
Tobio comes flying out of my shadow, vaulting over my shoulder to land a ferocious flying kick down to Susanoo's shin as he tries to lift out his leg.
The god gives a pained groan, and we both wince imagining the sheer pain of the charley horse Tobio just gave the guy.
That doesn't last for long though, as there is no letting up.
I follow up Tobio's attack with a spinning kick to Susanoo's side, the impact exploding in flames just as my first attack did.
Tobio lands a gross left hook to Susanoo's jaw.
I knock his head to the other side with a right haymaker to his temple.
Tobio slams his knuckles into Susanoo's gut, and we switch sides as the god roars in pain and tries to move, again.
I leap over Tobio this time, swiping Susanoo's face with a flaming kick, as Tobio slams his foot down on his other leg.
Eventually, I began losing count of how many hits exactly we dealt out, how many times we took turns beating his body into the wall, and how exactly we did.
If there was a part of his body that wasn't struck enough, we hit it, if there was a part we haven't hit in a while, we hit it again.
We weren't giving him the time to react, forcing him into a cycle of pain and violence that we refused to let end.
All he needed to do was give it up, and it would stop.
But as the jumping prolonged, I knew he wouldn't give it up.
That was only confirmed when his bruised body began emitting divine power from every single pore of his body, and a roar of anguish pain, and fury bubbled from his throat.
Tobio grabbed me as winds came out of nowhere, swirling around the storm god's form, and right before they bellowed out he pulled, yanking me back with him and into the shadows.
We reappeared on the opposite side of the throne room, as the entire side where we were was all of sudden enveloped by a hurricane.
Storm gray and black clouds swirled, spiraling like saw blades around the god, lightning and divine power forks between the clouds, and within the center of the storm, Susanoo hefts himself off the wall, tearing my blade from his arm and tossing it aside.
Divine power rolled from his form like ocean waves, the storm around him growing with each crashing wake.
The Palace begins to shudder, shaking as though a growing earthquake is striking it.
Within the storm, stone and tile are torn apart, ground, and blasted to dust within the winds and pressure of his raw might.
"Iwill do whatever it takes!" He grounds out through broken gritted teeth, "To see this to the end! Eveneven if I have to tear about the entire Palacenothis whole Realm to do it!" He roars out.
Yet, it isn't one of wrath or rage, it's sheer, unadulterated desperation.
He grasps his head with his only hand left, stumbling forward, he starts rambling, and ranting, and, for lack of a better word, bitching.
And at this point? I zone most of it out.
It's the same tired old shit that he gave during his and I's talk, mixed with contradictory motivations, and heavy amounts of copium that makes even me do a double take.
I stand there, deadpanning, as my uncle rants and raves, about how every single sacrifice is worth it, how everything he's done will be worth it, and how he'll be better than Izanagi.
He stutters, he stammers, blood and saliva spitting from his mouth as he desperately tries to reaffirm to the world, to himself, that everything will be okay.
I can't help but think how long he's deluded himself into this type of thinking.
He told me I care too much, yet seeing the lengths he's willing to go for a single fucking sword that doesn't even possess any of the original Divinity of the god he hates so much makes me want to laugh.
He says it's all for her, his mother, he says he's better than his father, yet as far as I can see, he's disregarded her and in turn, has ended up exactly like him.
All this sacrifice, and what does he have to show for it?
Everything is falling apart around him, literally.
It's almost poetic If it wasn't so sad.
I turned and looked at Tobio, who was watching the gods break down with near-passive pity.
Seeing me look at him, he eyes me back, and wonders aloud, "We're going to have to kill him, aren't we?"
I sigh at that, "Yeah. Probably."
Tobio clicks his tongue, "If I had known earlier, I could have cut his head off earlier"
I shake my head and wave him off, "No, noit's fine. It's better this way."
Tobio tilts his head toward me in confusion.
This is what you were talking about, weren't you, Grandma?
The thing you couldn't do was kill him. What mother could put down their child? Especially one that cares for you, even in their own twisted messed up way.
I look back towards the storm, answering his questioning gaze with another question, "Say, dog boy, you said something about your gear being looser now, right?"
Tobio blinks at me, "Dog boy?" He murmurs, before shaking his head, "Yeah, something like that." He confirms, "Why?"
I smile, as the storm draws closer, "Loose enough to let a certain something manifest?"
Tobio stares at me before it clicks into place, and his eyes widen, "Ithink so."
"Without hurting you." I turn back to look at him and preface, just in case, prompting him to chuckle lightly.
Jin, the black dog beast, rises from his shadow, "Of course, though I can't pull out the true complete blade, I can get close enough." Tobio pats Jin's head, causing the dog to give a low rumbling bark before it opens its mouth wide.
Then I blink, as Tobio shoves his entire arm down the dog's maw.
Even the storm seems to slow at the sheer confusion the scene generates.
Only to stop growing entirely, as Tobio pulls out a blade made entirely of cursed black flames.
Through the dark fire, I can make out the hazy outline of a ruined double-sided old Japanese straight sword, cracked and chipped along its edges.
Susanoo has stopped talking at this point, now, he's staring at the sword, mouth slightly agape.
Tobio gives a queasy smile, then holds it out to me.
I blink at him once more, "Eh?"
"To use while you don't have your usual weapon," he waves the cursed flame sword at me, before adding with a stern look, "though I expect it back, of course. Even though it's not the real Ame-no-Ohabari I'm starting to feel a little ill without it"
I take the sword, tentatively, shocked even though I probably shouldn't be when the cursed flames don't scorch my hands off.
I give him a chuckle back, "Yeah, I gotcha. So we should probably finish this up quickly?"
He nods, "Yes please."
"Say no more." I hold the sword up, "Yo, Uncle Susan."
His gaze snaps to me, growing manic the longer it lingers upon the sword.
"Cope, seeth, and mald in whatever fucked up place gods find after death," my smirk turns dark, "you're a big strong God, so who knows, maybe the experience will help you."
The look he gave me, somehow of both indignation and terror, was far too sad to describe.
"I'll carve a path forward." Tobio steps before me, Jin at his side melting into darkness, before leaping into his outstretched hand, quickly becoming a scythe, "Though this much divine powerI'll need to take it up a notch." He continues, musing aloud, "Can't use Abyss Side right now, too loose for that, but the standard Crest Side should suffice."
He looks back at me, "Ready?"
I nod, "Let's do it."
Susanoo's eyes widened considerably.
He knows what's about to come, and so he roars, his storm bellowing out like an explosion.
Tobio, or rather Jin, merely responded with a howl that seemed to eclipse the roar of the incoming storm.
And by Jin, I mean all the shadows of Yomi, as they crawl toward him, shaking and bubbling and swirling around Tobio.
Thus, Tobio began to chant, as the darkness subsumed him.
Behowlest the slaying of one thousand mortals.
Ah, my second viewing of a Balance Breaker.
Besingest the slaying of ten thousand goblins.
I have to say, his Abyss Side had more oomph to it.
It's still pretty strong, don't get me wrong, but Abyss Side was moregrandiose, I suppose.
Also, the chant was better.
Seriously, just goblins?
Mine name, which tis immersed in deepest darkness, tis the Imitation God traversing the Polar Night.
Still, sends a nice shiver down the spine.
O ye, perishest by mine own black blade
Tobio's form finally shifts, growing larger, looking almost entirely like a fully realized pitch-black werewolf with six inky black tails.
Fools ye art, deformed Creator Gods!
The darkness explodes off him, as the now truly dog boy reels back his scythes, and blitz forward, appearing as if a speeding shadow even to my eyes.
In any case, I rocket ahead as well, not directly behind him, but as close as I can keep up with.
Yet, even without being right next to him, I can feel it when he does something to his scythe.
It's almost like its presence shifted slightly, the feel of edge as it cut through the air was being altered mid-swing.
If that makes any sense. It doesn't to me, but that sounds about right, I think?
Maybe a more apt comparison would be its aura suddenly shifting?
Regardless, I don't get much time to contemplate that as Tobio does exactly what he said he was going to do.
He carves a path through the rapidly encroaching storm, in a single swing.
His scythe blade cut through the wind, the lightning, the hurricane itself, all infused and brimming with Susanoo's divine power.
The storm dies out quickly after, whirling into nothingness, with the god who created it looking on, gobsmacked.
Slowly, but surely, blood began to trickle out of his mouth.
Only then does he look down, and see the black flamed blade embedded in his chest.
"Ah. Well. Shit." He coughs out a glob of blood to the floor, before collapsing on his knees before me, "I didn't even seewhen did you"
"Right after Tobio parted the storm, of course." I shrug, "When else?"
"Hah" He wheezes slowly, trying to breathe, "Yeah, yeah. Listen, Nephew. Youtake care of heralright? II"
I interrupt him with a big snort, "Stop being such a big fucking baby, Uncle. She can take care of herself just fine."
Susanoo gave a pained grumble, "You fucking bratwon't even"
"No. I don't give a shit about your 'final' request," I tell him off with a frown, "because you won't stay a dead old man forever. Go visit Kagustuchi. Get scared straight, and come back better.
"Because if you don't? I promise you, the next time you see meI won't need help putting you back in your place."
Susanoo's eyebrow twitches, and he glares at me, even as his form begins to dissolve into sparks, clouds, and mist.
"You and me thennext timebrat." He spat out his final words.
"Sure thing. Old manchild." I reply easily with a smirk.
His form dissolves entirely, the last look on his face bitter, yet resigned.
In his place, the sweet scent right after a summer storm filled the room.
And I finally let out a breath I didn't know I'd been holding for a long time.
~ A New Sun ~
"Are the two of you alright?" A sweet, motherly, voice echoes out lightly, right behind me.
So of course, I yelp, turn around, and nearly start swinging until I see who exactly it is.
Izanami. She looks down at me, bemused, "Did I scare you, hmm?"
I huff, before admitting, "Yeah. Can't sense you, battle jitters haven't worn off yet, yadda yadda." I wave off to her giggling, and Tobio's chuckling as he approaches.
As he did, the black werewolf form around him melted off, sliding off his body like sludge, and pooling into the ground, becoming his shadow behind him.
From said shadow, the big black dog crawls out and struts over tome.
"Ruff!" I blink down at the big scary dog that can tear apart gods as it makes a normal barking sound at me before it nuzzles against my hand.
"Uhhh?" I slowly eye Tobio, who looks just as amused as Izanami does.
"He's trying to say thank you, for saving us. Speaking of" He smiles, before bowing slightly, "Thank you, Lord Kusanagi."
I narrow my eyes at him, "You drop the 'Lord' bit this instant. Pretty sure we're beyond that at this point."
"Ah?" He looks at me, before raising his head and rubbing the back of his head with an uneasy smile, "Iguess we are, huh? Eheh"
I damn near rolled my eyes at him, but then Jin stopped nuzzling my hand and took a step back.
Before then opening his mouth wide.
I blink once more, before coming to the realization myself.
Ah, right. The sword.
I point at Jin while holding up the sword, "So do I just?"
"Oh! Mhmm!" Tobio nods.
I shiver a bit, before shoving the sword made of cursed black flames into the dog's mouth, and down its throat.
Thank fuck that sounded just as weird in my head as actually doing it.
With that done, Jin closes his mouth, licks his lips like he just got a particularly tasty treat, and wags his tail as he nuzzles my hand once more.
I give the bestest boy head pats as Izanami walks over to Tobio.
"Tobio Ikuse," the goddess begins, "I would like to inform you that your grandmother is awake now."
Tobio's eyes widen comically, "Waitwhat? How!?"
She smiles, "I awoke her myself. You may speak with her if you wish before I must send her back to her proper resting place."
"I" He lets out a steadying breath, giving a quivering smile before bowing to her, "Thank you, Lady Izanami." He looks back toward Jin, "C'mon, Jin!"
"Roo?" Jin perks up, before racing away, just as Tobio starts running off.
I chuckle, watching the two run off.
Once the two are away, I go to Izanami's side, who is staring at the spot where Susanoo evaporated.
"...You couldn't do it, yeah?" I mutter slowly, "That's why you sat back and watched most of the timebecause you knew what needed to happen, but couldn't do it yourself."
Izanami, eventually, gave a sad sigh.
"Perceptive, aren't you?" She reaches over, patting me on the head.
I shrug to that, "If I was a parent, I don't know if I could do the same, so I figured"
She nods solemnly as I trail off.
I shake my head, moving past that topic for now, and ask, "Sonow that he's gone, what now? When will he return?"
"With Susa gone, I'll temporarily take back the reins of ruling Yomi, as I have before." She explains softly, "As for when he'll be backthat depends."
I furrow my brow, "Depends on what? How much faith is in the Shinto Pantheon?"
She chuckles mirthlessly, "That's part of it, dear, an important part, trulybut what also matters is how much he wants to come back."
Ah. That explains some things.
"Soestimates?"
She gives an unladylike snort, "Minimummaybe a little under a year. Eight or so months, I think. With the faith in the pantheon as a whole, and Susa'sdriveit shouldn't take years."
I hum at that.
I'll make sure to mark it on my calendar.
Several quiet moments passed, until Tobio walked back in, rubbing his face, in particular, his cheek.
Which was pretty much glowing red.
Despite that, he had a giddy smile on his face.
Until I turned to him, and started, "She told you to finally knock up your childhood friend, didn't she?"
He sputtered on his heels, nearly tripping over himself as soon as the words left my mouth.
He turns to me, absolutely befuddled, "H-How do you"
"Light Novel tropes." I wave off, causing Izanami to giggle at my side, "Also because everyone knows you love her, but haven't locked her down yet."
"AhI suppose they do, huh?" His face burns red, matching the mark on his cheek, as he mutters wistfully.
"Welll~?" I probe once more.
He looks away, before sighing, "...She said if I didn't have kids by the time I finished university, she'd haunt me for the rest of my life."
I snort, not even surprised, "Yikes. Better get to it. I mean it too, if I find out you aren't smashing anyone after I saved your ass I'll curse you with harem protagonist luck for the rest of your life."
Tobio nearly face vaulted at my threat there, before settling for quickly nodding my way.
Even though he can kill me easily, and I don't know how to deliver that kind of 'blessing'.
Eh, it's the threat that counts.
Izanami covers her mouth as she grins widely between the two of us, clearing her throat as she walks over to Tobio.
"Now then, Tobio Ikuse? Allow me to undo the damage my brute of a son did to your Sacred Gear."
"Hmm? Oh! Right, right!" He nods quickly, seemingly very happy to be moving on to the next conversation, before calling out, "Jin!"
Best boy returns from his shadow, tilting his head as Izanami approaches and startssnuggling him?
Both I and Tobio tilted our heads, as it didn't look like she was doing anything.
Also, the dog is purring, and I didn't think that was possible.
Then again. Said dog also swallowed a fire sword earlier. So?
Whatever the case, eventually Tobio's eyes suddenly widened, he grabbed his chest as he let out a shuddering breath.
"W-What? Jin?" He mutters, astonished.
Izanami sets Jin down, who starts prancing and dancing around, before leaping into Tobio's arms.
"Jin! There you are buddythere you areI can feel you again!"
"Arrroooo!" The shadows seem to howl just as gleefully as Jin does.
It takes everything I can to not outwardly 'Awww!' at the sight before me.
So I'll do it internally instead.
Awww!
After a few moments of Tobio hugging it out with Jin, he finally lets the dog down and turns to the two of us.
He bows, and Jin tries to follow along, "Thank you. For everything."
Izanami shakes her head at that, "It was nothing, truly."
I also waved him off, once again, before Izanami sighed.
"I suppose it's time for you two to go, yes?"
I suddenly snorted, loudly, "He can go, I'm staying for a little while longer."
Tobio accepted that without question.
Izanami thoughlooked legitimately confused.
"Huh?" She asked, "Butwhy?"
"Did you forget?" I raised my eyebrow at her, "I said I would, for you, remember?"
Izanami stared down at me like she was waiting for me to say sike or something.
When I merely stared at her back, she suddenly grabbed me, holding my body against her like some sort of long-lost teddy bear, and my face smashed into her chest.
"Y-Youremember!" The poor women then begin to lightly sob, and hold onto me tighter.
As if I was going to suddenly disappear on her all of a sudden.
Though with this grip, I might die, so I very well could if I die and vanish like Susanoo.
All I manage out is a raspy, "Ack"
"U-UmLady Izanami?" Tobio speaks up, finger raised, "I think you're crushing himLady Izanami?"
"Mmmmm!"
Ah. It's not a sword, not magic, not even Murphy that ultimately fells me.
It's titties. It was always going to bethe titties
Eventually, Tobio managed to pry me out of Izanami's bosom.
Or at least I think he did anyway, I was a little too dazed to notice what exactly was going on around me there for a little bit.
Oxygen deprivation tends to do that.
Then again, I don't think I need to breathe to live, sowho can say what happened?
Beyond me nearly getting the life squeezed out of me, I mean.
Heh.
Anyhow, when I finally came to, Tobio had left.
Hopefully to set his relationship status straight once and for all, but I'm not going to hold my hopes up too high there.
Maybe he'll surprise me?
More importantly though
"Fuck!" I hiss out between gritted teeth, my hands stinging and smoking as I drop the sword I just attempted to pick up.
The Ame-no-Habakiri, Susanoo's sword.
After Tobio cut his arm off, he shunted the blade temporarily into his shadow to prevent the god from picking it up again.
When he left, he left it behind, and I've been trying to pick it up, but the little shit keeps giving me acid burns.
Sure, it doesn't hurt because of my bullshit powers, but it still fucks up my hands something fierce.
Izanami, who has been watching my attempts this whole time off to the side, gives a light chuckle before strolling to my side.
"I figured after the first time, you would have gotten the hint" She reaches down, and waves a hand over the blade, shunting it into the darkness, "Holy Spirit Sword it may be, but it's also a Divine Artifact, think something equivalent to the Norse's Mjolnirnot just anyone can pick them up and use them, even you" she wraps her arms around me, and draws me in for a gentle hug.
Or snuggle? Judging by the fact that she's rubbing her face against the top of my head.
At least it isn't to the death anymore.
Heh.
Okay. I'll stop.
Also, that explains a few thingslike why the thing is so bloody powerful.
Of course, it's not merely a Holy Spirit Sword, it's ability is too bullshit for that.
Still.
I cross my arms, and totally don't pout, "I thought it was stubborn, like its original owner."
Izanami hums mirthfully, "Oh, it is," she agrees easily, "but it would still never allow you to wield it."
"Damn." I let out a discontent sigh.
Honestly, it's usually not like me to be such a loot goblin.
But in this case? It's kind of required. Until I fix my sword, I need a weapon to use in the meantime.
And who knows how long it'll take to even find someone to fix it?
The only people I can think of off the top of my head are the Church.
Haha! Yeah. Nope!
Is there some sort of secret hermit blacksmith living in a mountain somewhere?
Maybe someone like that famous Japanese swordsmith guy, Masamune.
Could be he's still alive, or maybe his Spirit Inheritor is out there somewhere, and they can help?
Wonder if the guy would take commissions for armor as well?
Ah, one more thing to ask Uzume when I get back.
Amongst other things.
"I'm kind of surprised though," Izanani mutters, almost wistfully, "how you haven't noticed what you have gained quite yet."
"Eh?" I blink, "I gained something? Uh, I trained real hard, got stronger, yeah, but I don't think"
"Look deeper, Noriaki." She interrupts softly, "Look inside."
"Iokay?" I utter, still not entirely sure what she's getting at.
I don't feel any different, besides stronger of course due to my training as I said, but there's no harm in doing a quick check I suppose.
So, I close my eyes.
Immediately, my mind's eye is filled with the scene of my sun beating in my chest.
The sun that is now also on fire.
Well, okay, that sounds like an oxymoron, but it's truly the best way to describe it now!
Usually, the sun looks like a distant sun to my psyche, when it beats like a heart, it pumps out power in the form of golden waves.
Simple.
Now?
The thing is surrounded by a corona of heat as fire rises off it like a wick to a candle.
I tentatively reach out to it, causing the star to beat once more.
Only this time, I'm shocked out of my mind's eye as the beat of power is accompanied by the loud clang of a hammer striking an anvil, and a roar of heat.
I'm left blinking several times in reality, as the next thing I hear is Izanami cooing as she tries snuggling closer to me.
"Waarmmm~..." She draws out happily.
I look down at my body, to see that I'm straight up radiating heat, creating visible shimmering waves of haze around myself.
"...Alright, Grandma." I start, only to be stopped as Izanami pouts all of a sudden.
"Hmph," she huffs, "Grandma makes me sound oldI feel way too giddy right now to be old"
The fuck kind of logic is that?
Pretty sure she was just fine with me calling her that earlier too!
"Just call meNami!" She decides after a second.
I click my tongue, "AlrightNami." I sigh as she giggles excitedly, "What's this about? Why am I suddenly a heater?"
"You're a bit more than that now, you." She chastises, booping my nose, "Nowdo you know Susa killed Kagustuchi?"
I nod, slowly, "He elaborated that he killed him several times, yes."
She sighed sadly at the mention of that, before shaking her head, and continuing, "When a god dieswhere do you think their powers go?"
"With them wherever they go, right?" I raise an eyebrow, "Why would they go somewhere else?"
"In most cases, yes, especially when it comes to other deities," Izanami beams with pride, and a little sadness, "but with us Kamiit's a tad different. We specialize in sharing, connection, and nature. But as something can be givenso too can it be taken away."
Oh. Oh.
"Susanoo stole Kagustuchi's power?" I uttered, drawing a slow sad nod from Izanami.
"It was one of the ways he kept him weak enough to take him down again easily when he revived." She elaborates, "When you ran Susa through with that sword, Kagustuchi's power, his divinity and Musubi, tried to return to the blade.
"However, the curse on that sword prevented that. So, it went to the closest compatible vessel insteadyou."
Ah.
That certainly explains why I haven't felt anything different.
Adding fire on top of more fire isn't really a change after all, though it should mean I have stronger fire, I guess?
Certainly won't say no to that!
Hopefully, it helps make my flames easier to control outside of my body, that'd be nice to have.
"Wellthat's neat, I guess?" I try, "More fire isn't a bad thing, never know you might need to burn something harder."
Izanami nods slightly, "That is one use, but you do know Kagustuchi was associated with more than simply fire, yes?"
"Huh? No, no I did not know that." I state, intrigued, "Hit me."
"He was not only the God of Fire but also the God of the Hearth as well." She begins, as though recalling an old memory, "Additionally, he was the patron of those who often worked with fire, such as blacksmiths, and ceramic workers."
Oh! The hearth?
Does that make me male Hestia now?
Eh. No. I'm far too violent for that.
But
"Blacksmiths and ceramics, huh?" I muse aloud, scratching my chin.
Why is my first thought that I may be able to make my ceramic gourds to train up my lung capacity?
Wait a minute, why would I need to make them? Inari holds domain over tea, yet she didn't need to make it, she summoned it right in front of me!
Izanami gives my cheek a little poke, startling me out of my train of thought with a giggle.
"Already planning things?" She asks, knowingly.
I chuckle back at her, "Very much so."
"I figured as much, but, ah!" She perks up, "Word of warning, with Susa gone and no longer administering the duties of Kagustuchi, that means such things now fall to you."
My face, instantly, falls at that.
"Oh don't worry so much about such things" she pats me on the head, soothingly, "Kagustuchi isn't a widely revered deity, like say Inari, so your 'duties' now are more likechores to take care of every once in a while."
"Oh yeah?" I stated, doubtful, "And these chores include?"
"Well, for starters, with Susa gone, you're going to have to go around and renew the blessings and power he instilled in people and shrines." She began, "They'll fade slowly over time without him around to maintain them."
I cringe, slightly.
Every Shrine? I don't know how many shrines Kagustuchi has, but that doesn't sound fun.
Not only that though, but blessings too? Like the ones given to the Himejima?
Ah. Well, I'm sure Suzaku wouldn't mind if certain detractors slowly lost their powers.
I blink as a new thought occurs.
Does this mean Suzaku technically worships me now? By proxy?
Oh fuck. I'm going to have to tell her that the god her entire clan worships has been dead and I now have his power.
That's going to be a fun bridge to cross for future Nori.
"Beyond that, you might be called upon during prayers or rituals to give blessings, or during a spell to invoke flames," Izanami continues easily, "but as I said, Kagustuchi shouldn't be so widely worshiped for such things to be a terrible inconvenience."
"You say that," I grumble, "but I won't be thinking that when some crazy ceramic worker wakes me up at four in the morning trying to make 'the perfect plate' or some shit."
All Izanami does is giggle at my future pain.
She does that a lot, I'm noticing.
When I first met her, she sounded and acted like some sort of mysterious distant motherly figure.
Her true personality is closer to that of an overly affectionate big sister though, isn't it?
So, I reach up and grab her cheek.
"Mah!?" She exclaims, blinking rapidly, "Noriaki!?"
"Alright, Nami." I start with a toothless smile, "We've got some stuff to do!"
"Uhm? Like what?" She inquires, reaching up to take my hand away.
I pull harder, and she squeaks, flinching her hand while.
"Let's see," I look around the still very wrecked throne room, "Susan chucked my sword somewhere around here, so we need to find it. While we do that though, you and I need to have a talk."
"A-About?" She muttered, sounding genuinely terrified.
My smile only grows wider, "About this idea, where gods sit back and let others, usually humans, deal with their messes"
"E-Eh? That'sIUm." Izanami tries looking away.
I won't let her.
"Mmmm!"
"I will get the sandal." I threaten plainly.
"Wait! No, that's not" She sags, looking at my glare, and concedes, "Okaylet's go."
I sigh, as I practically drag the Creator Goddess along.
Time to Daddy my Grandma, I guess?
I'd say I'm going to Hell for that statement, but I'm already there, so it's fine.
In all seriousness though, this woman is affection starved as hell.
Next time I come down, I should drag my mother or other uncle who's hopefully not a bastard down here with me
~ A New Sun ~
I give a long, tired, sigh as I walk into the grounds of my home.
It's several hours into the night now. I'm clad in a new yet basic blue robe I picked up at a store on the way here, my broken blade safely sheathed at my back, of course.
Mentally drained is a pretty apt descriptor for how I feel at the moment.
After 'Daddying' Izanami and finding my blade stuffed under a bunch of rocks, I did get the chance to laze around with her for a bit.
Should have guessed it, but the woman loves cuddling.
Following that though, I figured it was time to head back home, so Izanami granted me the ability the Oni Loli Brigade uses to travel between Yomi and the Earth on the fly.
Basically, all you do is step in a shadow and appear out the other end in Yomi, so to speak.
Due to my being a deity, I can bring people with me though, unlike the Oni girls.
The only problem is I still have to travel across the country to get back to say, the Palace, or home, it's not that kind of teleportation.
It's still better than having to run across the country twice over, shortening the travel time considerably.
Now that I'm home, I think I'm going to plop down in my bed, and lay around for several da-
Two pairs of glowing yellow eyes suddenly appear in the dark, before soaring at me.
I sigh with a smile, letting the inevitable collision happen.
When it does, I manage to stay upright, catching the two by wrapping my arms around them at the time of impact.
"Welcome back, daaaarling~! Nyah~!" Kuroka purrs out, nuzzling rapidly into my side back and forth.
"...Welcome back, Senpai." Shirone drew out quietly into my other side, significantly less animated than her older sister.
Not that I'm shocked. Poor girl sounds ready to pass out.
"Hello to you too," I chuckle, patting them both on the back, "what are you two doing still doing up, hmm? Figured you'd be asleep this late."
"I was." Shirone mumbled, too tired to be annoyed it seems, "She was awake playing video games, sensed you coming up, and woke me up"
"C'mon Shirone, don't be like that, nyah~!" Kuroka eyed her little sister knowingly, "I know you wanted to see him as soon as he got back too!"
Shirone grumbles something into my robe, before speaking up, and simply stating, "Big sister is annoying."
Kuroka snickered.
"I wasn't gone that long, right?" I muse confusedly aloud, "It's only beenwhat, like around a day? Maybe?"
Not counting all the time I spent in Kuni, of course.
"Senpai should also shut up." Shirone grumbles further.
I cackle, and oblige her for now, zipping my lips and patting her head.
I give her ears little scratches, prompting soft light purrs from her, and do the same to Kuroka when she eventually sees and starts pouting.
Eventually, I decided that while being outside at night is cool and all, I'd rather be inside.
So, I pick the two up and hold them against my sides, although only Kuroka reacts at all, giving a lewd giggle as I grab their thighs and lift them.
Shirone finally reacts when I sit down on the bed with the two of them, smiling slightly, and claiming my thigh as a pillow as she lays back down.
Kuroka buries her face into my neck, still purring, before asking, "So? Anything interesting happen in the Japanese Underworld, darlinyah~?"
I shoot her an amused smile.
"Really stretching the limits of that catspeak, hmm?"
"I have no idea what you're talkinyah bout! Heehee~!" She denies it with a stupid smile.
Uh oh, she's learning.
I roll my eyes, "As a matter of fact, something did happen. I ended up meeting several female Oni's before I even got into Yomi. They"
"Did you breed them, nyah~?" Kuroka suddenly asks.
Shirone twitches suddenly, and I spit out an imaginary drink.
"What? The fuck? No!" I quickly deny, "They looked like lolis for the most part! And I just met them!? I don't stick my dick in everything that asks for it!"
Kuroka nods, "Good, good, nyah~! I called dibs on kittens first!"
Of course that's what she focuses on.
Kuroka suddenly tilts her head, "Thoughthat reason is kinda weak, don't ya think darling~?"
"Huh? What do you mean by that? I'm not that kind of horny all the ti"
"Isn't Shirone technically a loli?" Kuroka cuts me off.
I stare at her.
Just. Blankly.
"And weren't you, not even a couple of days ago, balls deep in her, nyah~?" Kuroka questions, lips widening with each passing moment into the mother of all smirks.
Ah. Well.
Hnmgh.
I look over, and down, at Shirone.
The Shirone, whose eyes are very open right now.
Hnmgh.
Yeah, fuck this shit, I don't think any amount of copium is going to save me from what's about to come.
"Hmmmm~?" Kuroka hums, slowly getting louder as she gets closer to my face.
Only for a little hand to grab her face and stop her dead in her tracks
Oh damn. I'm saved!
On the other hand, though, Shirone is slowly getting up.
A very awake-looking Shirone is slowly getting up.
Oh shit. Catfight.
"Not. Loli." She grinds out, staring colder at her older sister, "Petite."
"Hmm!" Kuroka smirks, "I don't know, Shirone! You haven't been letting your body grow since you cut off access to the natural world's Ki, so, technically"
Kuroka's next works are cut off and muffled as Shirone clenches her jaw tighter, shutting her up, whilst narrowing her eyes at her.
"What was that, you perverted kudan?" Shirone states, tone dead, even as Kuroka's eyes widen in outrage, "I couldn't hear you past those overgrown sacks of meat you call tits."
Ah, the return of savage Shirone. Glorious.
Though, the fuck is a kudan? Is that an animal I've never heard of before?
Kuroka reaches up and tries to pry Shirone's hand off her.
So! While those two are distracting each other, I slither out between the two using my non-existent stealth skills and head off away from allthat.
I'm genre-savvy enough to know that, eventually, I will get dragged into that, and at that point, the possibility that my cock remains attached to my body drops significantly.
Sure, I can regenerate it.
But what guy would want to go through that in the first place!?
Besides, there's somebody else still up and about that I need to have a word with.
Right where I found her before, although this time, she's kneeling before that picture of my old man in her maid outfit.
Uzume turned as soon as I entered, visible confusion written across her face.
"When I sensed the two Nekoshou jumping you at the gate, I thought for sure I wouldn't see you until morning" She mutters in disbelief.
I snorted at her, "You almost didn't, but then Kuroka did Kuroka things, and her sister took offense to that" I sigh, waving it all off, "Besides, this is kind of important for you, and by extension, Mom to know, eventually."
Uzume blinked at that before her confusion was replaced by growing uneasiness, "Oh. Um, okayi-is"
"Dad wasn't down there, no." I shut that train down instantly.
Uzume gives a long sigh of relief, "Thank goodness, so then what's up?"
I sat down right next to her.
"Susanoo is dead."
"...Eh?" Uzume stares at the side of my face, "...Come again?"
"Susanoo is dead." I repeat clearly, "Me and Tobio killed him."
"...Oh." I saw the moment it finally set in, the realization, the weight of what I was saying, as it clicked in her eyes, "Oh. Shit."
"Yup." I sighed tiredly, "Dear old uncle was too far gone. I don't know if he lost it completely, or if there was some method to madness, or whatbut yeah. We had to put him down." I give her a side eye, "Sent him to wherever gods go when they die."
If I wasn't looking for it, I wouldn't have caught it.
The brief snap into the dazed, haunted look that crosses her face, fills her eyes.
The way she stills ever so slightly to stop herself from trembling.
I curse, internally.
Uncle wasn't lying, was he then? About Uzume?
Shit.
The moment passes quickly, however, and Uzume swallows thickly, "Okayokay okay okay" She mutters rapidly to herself, "That'scertainly important, yeah. Ama would very much like to know about this as soon as possible."
"I kind of figured. Oh, yeah!" I add, "Tell her Yomi will be fine with Izanami though, and that she should really go down and visit her mother." I huff, exasperated, "Woman is one hell of a clingershe could use the affection."
Uzume squeaks infear? And flinched back.
"You met Izanami!?" Uzume cries out, "And she didn't eat your soul!?"
Huh? The fuck? Is Izanami the boogeyman in Shinto myth now and I missed the memo?
Or is Uzume just being Uzume? Again.
I decided to further destroy her brain by casually following up with, "Also met Izanagi too."
"E-Eh!?" Uzume stared at me, wide-eyed, gaping.
I snorted.
Yup, she's broken now.
Sucks I won't be able to see Izanagi again though, and abuse that Time Chamber bullshit.
Susanoo was the only one who could get into Kuni, since when I told Izanami about it, she stated she didn't even know the place existed.
Also that such a move was typical of him.
Still unfortunate though.
finally manages to reboot as she shakes her head, quickly asking, "What happened down there!?"
I shrug, "Nothing much."
"Bullshit!" She immediately calls out.
I shrug again, "Eh. I'll tell you all about it in the morning, how about that?"
"T-Thats's! Hnngh" Uzume groaned, "FineFine. You must be tired, after all."
I smile at her, and pat her on the head, "Right back at you. Don't you know how late it is?"
"EhehYeah. I guess?" She gives weakly.
"Go to bed. Now, Uzume." I order, calmly, but sternly.
"Eh!? Okay, okay! Jeez" She gets up in short order after that, brushing off her skirt quickly as she does.
She bows to me, with a sigh, "By your order" then turns to the picture of my Dad, and does the same, before scurrying out.
My eyes watch her back as she goes.
When she's gone completely, I give a deep sigh, pondering just how exactly I'm supposed to unpack and fix that new bundle of trauma dropped in my lap.
My first thought is, to come out with my knowledge and force it out from her in turn.
Which is a horrible idea, but it's not like she's been forthcoming with anyone else of her own volition about this, so?
Yeah, I'm kind of lost on this one.
I doubt going 'unga bunga!' and hitting this over the head with the subtlety of a giant slab of metal will work, this ain't a fight, and I'm no therapist, but I'm not that stupid.
Ugh.
I wish I was though. Fighting is much easier than mental problems.
The world would be a much better place if you could just fix every problem with a big fuck off slab of metal.
Or a stream of fire.
Either or.
I think I'll sleep on that for a little while, then decide what to do later.
Or maybe, I'll just drop it in my mom's lap and let her deal with it.
Maybe.
Doubt she'd be any better at fixing it than I would be.
I soon stand up myself, giving the old man a solemn bow before heading off myself.
I make it around halfway back to the main house before I sense someone, right outside the grounds, where the barriers protecting the whole place are set.
They're Kuroka's barriers, so I'm not worried about them breaking, but uh
Why is that one guy who was here with Suzaku trying to get in?
And failing. Very badly.
What was his name again?
Hmm, Kouki Samejima.
Ah! He's the guy that told me to do nothing!
I cackle and continue walking back inside.
Sure, I could go out there, listen to him prattle angrily about how I interfered when I shouldn't have, all that shit.
Then when I point out casually how he's not truly mad at me, but himself for being unable to do anything, he'll attack me.
It'll all end with me stuffing his unconscious ass in a cardboard box and mailing him back to the bar.
Now, while that's fun and all, I'm not feeling it right now.
If he's still there in the morning though, sure, I'll humor him.
Though he wasn't there earlier, so is this his first time there, or was he here earlier?
Eh. I'll figure it out in the morning.
Now, I'm going to go spank my cat girls until they stop fighting, then I'm going to use them both as pillows.
Nothing, not even the angry cat drill guy outside, is going to stop me!
~ A New Sun ~
In the Palace of Takamagahara, all is quiet.
For once.
Amaterasu trudges down the halls, for the first time in a long time, neither oversleeping nor getting no sleep at all.
She rubs her eyes with a small smile on her face.
Is this what pride and accomplishment feel like?
She completely misses the person-shaped hole in the hall as she walks past it.
It is odd, however, how quiet it is.
The court is not quite in session yet, but it's still early enough where courtiers and hanger-ons should be annoying her about something already.
She'll take this blessing, what with how everything has been so far.
Sure, it's not all bad.
After the whole thing with Grigori, integration of what the Shinto has been given has been going shockingly smoothly.
But on the flip side, Heaven, or the Abrahamic God, hasn't even been answering her regarding well, anything.
Not getting her sword back. Not getting in on dealing with the Grigori's fuck ups, nothing.
She'd almost say they ceased existing after Michael showed up, but the Devils were very happy to inform her that they are still active.
The very dead Astaroth Clan Heir via light spear crucifixion being displayed for an entire town in Italy to be cheered upon was a testament to that.
She was morbidly curious as to why the Devils were letting Heaven get away with it, but they refused to elaborate.
Regardless, she decided to stop pestering Heaven for a while.
In other news, she got to watch her son get hunted and nearly killed by a giant fuck off Oni.
That entire thing in Kyoto, in general, wasn't fun to watch.
Inari already had enough to deal with, what with the Grigori Deal, then Kyoto
Although the way that's been going, Inari has hinted that all this extra work will be worth it once the other Yokai all join up in whatever she and Nori are doing.
She also not so subtly hinted to her that she'd break her son's hips if it succeeded.
Again.
Fun.
Then there's
She stops as she finally enters the throne room.
The very, very wrecked throne room.
Where all the Heavenly Kami are sort of standing around, gapping at it, or expecting it to fix itself.
Technically, it will.
When her little brother - yes, she's older! She was born first! - gets off his hard ass and fixes it in Yomi!
Amaterasu sighs, understanding now why everything is so quiet.
She wouldn't admit it out loud, but this kind of damageis a first, it's not nearly as bad as any of his other episodes.
It worries her. Slightly.
Yet there's work to be done, and so Amaterasu takes a seat on her throne and glares at the mingling masses of gods to get a move on.
Now then, where was she?
Right. It's lucky most foreign dignitaries can't or won't come up here, or else this mess would be much more of a problem.
She wouldn't let Odin and his ilk within several thousand miles of Takamagahara, even if he could enter here, but it's the idea that counts.
Perhaps within the next few months or so, she'll be able to stop negotiating with that old perverted tub of lard and get something concrete.
She sighs, only for her to perk up as her phone pings in her robes.
Pulling it out, and ignoring entirely the hard looks the older Kami bears at her for it, she sees it is a message fromUzume?
Everyone backs away several feet, as Amaterasu begins laughing uproariously.
With a light, meandering hum, I drop a bruised and nearly broken body of a young man in a cardboard box.
He groans, slowly, as I start folding the flaps over, closing the thing up.
"I'll get you next timeyoubastard" The guy murmurs, weakly, yet resolutely.
I merely smile as I seal the box up with tape, and slap a big 'DO NOT RETURN' notice on the side.
Right on top, I set the sending address.
Black Dog BAR.
I stand up, taking the box up with me
before proceeding to pitch that shit like a baseball in the vague direction of where the bar is located.
I watch as the thing soars through the sky, before shimmering and vanishing off in the distance.
Nodding happily, I turn around and walk right back inside the main house.
That was Kouki Samejima being sent home.
For the third time in the past week.
When I woke up the following morning after returning from Yomi, the guy was indeed still working on getting past the barrier.
So I went out to confront him, he called me a bastard and attacked me on sight.
In return, I beat him down, stuffed his ass in a cardboard box, and mailed him back to his team.
Funnily enough, they sent him back, same box and all, but this time with a letter apologizing for him being a reckless emotional delinquent.
He tried to fight again though, so I mailed his ass back, same as before.
This time though, he came back himself, no box, no nothing, still looking a little roughed up in fact.
I'm pretty damn sure he woke up mid-transit and decided to rush back here, which ispoints for stubbornness, I guess?
Still beat his ass and stuffed him in a new fresh box.
Though, this time I'm making sure he gets closer to his intended destination.
Honestly, I can tell the guy isn't legitimately mad with me, it feels more as though he's mad at himself for not being able to do anything, and is getting it out by lashing at me.
The biggest piece of evidence I have for that is that he's coming at me without the intent to kill, or seriously harm.
The guy hasn't even used a Balance Breaker on me.
Still wouldn't change me beating his ass though.
Old Nori from before Izanagi beat divine levels of power into me, would have gotten a pretty good fight out of Kouki, I'd say.
But now? It almost feels like bullying.
Even though he's the one doing the equivalent of slamming himself against a steel wall over and over.
Ah well. I'll humor him for a while. If getting the emotions beat out of him doesn't stick, I'll have toughtalk.
Not going to lie though, I vastly prefer the 'punching it out' method of therapy.
Very therapeutic. Very effective.
The proper shonen way of dealing with things.
"You know," I suddenly stop, both walking and my thoughts, as a familiar voice calls out to me, "if he's becoming a bit much, I can always tell him off, you know?"
I turn, facing the source of the voice with a small smile gracing my face.
Uzume stands there, back in her sexy secretary uniform, twiddling her thumbs uneasily.
I chuckle, before waving it off, "It's fine, it gives him something easy to do while I laze around for a little while." I stop for a second, before adding with a snort.
"Besides sex, that is."
Uzume twitched at that, only prompting me to smile to grow into a smirk.
I would tease the hell out of her being physically unable to stop herself from watching or listening in on us.
But truly, the fact she isn't getting any is torture enough.
Anyhow, yes, it's been around a week of me laying around, for once.
Finally managing to take that break, it's great, even if it'skind of boring.
I don't have many hobbies, turns out.
Well, hobbies of the relaxing bent, I'm specifically not starting back up my training, because the next step is working on my chakra-based powers.
That step is going to be anything but relaxing.
Even the girls have something to do elsewhere, although I would only really call Kuroka's a hobby.
For instance, Kuroka is really into video games. Specifically, she's been into World of Warcraft.
Or the DxD World's version of World of Warcraft, it goes something like Planet of Battlesomething.
The point is, it's pretty much World of Warcraft.
The year is something like 2007 or 2008. Technically, this is the golden age for gaming.
I facepalmed so hard when I realized that.
Shirone was finally forced to go back to school and continue with her Devil Jobs.
Though last I saw, Kuroka was slowly corrupting her little sister with her gaming addiction.
As for me, all I've done this past week was smacking around Kouki a few times, and laying around like a cat.
Kuroka might be rubbing off on me, just a bit.
There's got to be something I can do though, right?
Most of the stuff I can think of isn't exactly relaxing, like figuring out what exactly is up with Kuroka after I purified her pieces or training, or getting my sword fixed.
Hmmmy sword, huh
Taking a quick trip out to get it fixed could be fun, as long as it doesn't turn into some supermassive quest, I suppose.
"Say, Uzume?" I pipe up, causing her to flinch out of some, very likely lewd, thought, "You know if any good blacksmiths are around in this era?"
My purple-haired secretary and maid blinks at me for that, tilting her head in thought, "Ablacksmith? Why do you need one all of a sudden?"
Oh yeah, I didn't tell her Susanoo broke my sword. Kind of glossed over it when I was filling her in the other day.
"Susanoo broke my sword." I huff out, annoyed. "Cut it clean in two, so I need to look into getting it fixed. Also wanna see about getting some armor, maybe. Or at least more durable clothes so I'm not nearly naked after every" I trail off, as a new pressure begins to mount in the room, "...fight? Uzume?"
I eye her, confused, as a multi-colored aura of purple, blue, orange, and red begins to bubble and burst from her forms.
Her eye twitches as it glows with a dangerous burning orange light.
"He. Did. What." She mutters so quietly, yet the rage boiling behind every word makes it sound so much louder.
It is at that moment, that my eyes widen in a realization I really should have seen coming.
The sword was my Dad's. It's the last thing she, and I suppose my mother, have left from him.
Of course she's not going to be happy it got busted in the middle of a fight!
Acting quickly, I walk up to the purple-haired time bomb and take her by the shoulders, ushering her to a room with the nearest piece of furniture to sit her down.
In this case, it's the newly half-furnished living room, and I set her down on the couch.
Only to plop down next to her, wrap an arm around her, and hold her as I pet her hair.
"Hey now" I mutter softly into her ear, "It's fine, the sword only got broken in halfI still have most of it. There's no need to go nuclear, alright?"
"It isn't fine" she grumbles, leaning into me, "that sword" she trails off with a harsh click of her tongue.
"I know, I know." I pat her on the back, "It means a lot to you. But we can get it fixed, as I said, I still have most of it. And the sword being broken doesn't seem to have made it lose any of its powers."
Uzume continues grumbling nonsense into my side for a little while longer, her aura slowly and eventually receding.
"Feeling better?" I inquire lightly.
"Mostly" she sniffles out, "you're right, it's just"
"I know what you're getting at Uzume." I stop her before she breaks out into tears mid-sentence, "Just don't worry, okay? We'll get it fixed."
"I'mnot so sure about that." Uzume speaks up, wearily.
I blink in confusion, "...what do you mean by that?"
"You asked about blacksmiths earlier, right?" At my nod, she continues, "As far as I'm aware, there is no human smith in the current modern age that can reforge that sword."
"Not even a Spirit Inheritor from the past?" I ask, surprised.
Uzume shakes her head, "No. The way Spirit Inheritors works, they'd need regrets strong enough to make their spirit come back.
"Besides, the only mortal I can think of with the skill to work your sword would be Masamune, but I can't think of any regrets that would make him return."
She shrugs, "Even then if he did somehow come back, I haven't heard of him returning, and don't know where to even begin finding him if he is back."
I click my tongue at that.
Well. There goes my gear quest.
Unfortunate, but that might just mean I'll have to do everything myself after all.
"Well damnguess I'll have to fix it myself then." I state suddenly.
"Eh!?" Uzume perks up, before slowly at me, confusion written across her face, "Huh? How would you? You've never even" She trails off, flabbergasted.
I merely chuckle, "Picked up a hammer? I know. I'm shocked you haven't noticed it yet, Uzume, but doesn't something seem a little different with me?"
Uzume blinks, before narrowing her eyes at me, "Wellyou feel more fiery, I guess?"
I deadpanned at her. Dropping into an unamused stare.
I continue doing that, Uzume wiggling in my grasp at the prolonged silent stare, until she finally speaks up, "Okay! Fine! I don't know! What is it!?"
I give a disappointed sigh, "Kagustuchi's divinity and musubi." I state plainly, "I have both now."
Uzume stares at me, her mouth closing and opening repeatedly like a fish.
"...How!?" She finally exclaims.
"In simple terms you can understand, Uzume?" I ignore her offended outcry of 'Hey!' and continue, "I stab Susan. Susan isn't a Fire God, but I'm kind of like a Fire God, so when Susan died, those powers went to me instead as they didn't belong to him."
"Susanoohad Kagustuchi's powers?" Uzume muttered, "That'swe always thought Kagustuchi had been sealed away this whole time by Izanagi, but he" Uzume's eyes widened as she shivered in some form of realization.
I don't have the heart to tell her it's probably the wrong realization, that Susan killed Kagu until the guy didn't come back anymore.
Different conversation. Different time.
In short order, Uzume snaps out of it, shaking her head.
"Nori," she starts back up, almost chastisingly, "Kagustuchi is a minor patron of blacksmiths, although his powers would helpwell, your sword, a Holy Spirit Sword, would require more time, effort, and skill to fix.
"You wouldn't be able to just snap your fingers, and fix it instantly. You'll need to do this work by hand, gather your materials, and more.
"And since you've never even used a hammer, nor these powers before, it could take even longer than if we just" she stops herself all of a sudden with a wince.
I raise an eyebrow as I catch her in the act, "We justwhat?"
"...We could just" she continued slowly, "go to Takamagahara? I know a guy, he's the smith up there, thee Blacksmith God for the pantheonAmatsumara. But I don't think you'd"
"Sure." I suddenly cut in.
"...Huh?" Uzume looks at me, dumbfounded.
"I said sure?" I look at her right back, "What's so surprising now?"
"I-I just thoughtI assumed" Uzume stuttered out, "That you wouldn't want to go because ofyou knowAma?"
I snorted, "Well you assumed wrong Uzume." Then proceeded to pat her on the head, like a cat, or maybe a baby.
"H-Hey!" She whined, "I just figured you wouldn't wanna see her and all"
"I don't hate her if that's what you're trying to get at." I interrupt, evenly, "If anything, I'm apathetic to her entire existence." I shrug, "After all, how am I supposed to hate someone I've never met?"
"N-Noriaki" Uzume muttered solemnly.
I shake my head, "I'll admit though, that I'd rather not go, not because of her, but because traveling to Takamagahara so soon after getting back from Yomi feels like another big adventure and all."
If a significantly chiller adventure, perhaps.
Though knowing my luck, I wouldn't be shocked if my going to Takamagahara results in some Shinto Evil God showing up because he wants to kill everyone or take revenge, or some stupid shit.
Also, I find the idea of meeting literally every other god in Japan before my mother, funny.
Not going to say that bit out loud though.
As Uzume sits there, biting her lip, a thought occurs.
Eh. Fuck it. I have time, and I could use a hobby that doesn't involve hitting the air with a sword.
Besides, hitting metal with a hammer sounds like something I can do that doesn't take extensive brain power, like say, learning magic.
Going to need a forge and all the tools, so an anvil, punch, vise, vice with a 'c', tongs, something to quench the-
How do I know all of this?
Oh. Right. Minor patron of blacksmiths. I guess I just know the tools at the very least.
Don't know where I'm going to shove all this stuff, but I can find a place. Got plenty of free space not being put to use.
Now, as for materials
"You know where I can get more of that metal my sword is made from, Uzume?" I inquire all of a sudden.
"Hihi'irokane?" Uzume tilts her head, before revealing, "In the early days, shortly after Japan's creation and Ama was born, it was common back thenespecially on top of mountains, you could find it in the rocks up there." She stops, before wincing, "Nowadays, it's only found naturally in Takamagahara."
I click my tongue in annoyance, "Think I could make some?"
She shrugs, slowly, "...Maybe? I don't know the exact process beyond, 'hit iron with a metric fuckton of Holy sunlight.'...that's how Ama described it, anyhow."
"How much would it cost to just buy some?" I sigh, my patience straining.
Uzume grimaced, "A lot more than you'd probably expect."
Well, damn.
Wait.
"Ahah!" I exclaim as I get an idea, prompting Uzume to jump slightly.
"W-What!?" She parrots back, startled.
"So, you know how Kagustuchi has worshipers in the Himejima Clan, right?" I start with Uzume nodding.
"Kagustuchi is one of that clan's main gods, yes." She confirms easily.
"And Kagustuchi is a patron of blacksmiths, riiight~?" I continued, staring at Uzume.
Uzume stares back until her eyes flicker in realization.
"You think the Himejima have smiths that can help?" She asks.
"Bingo!" I confirm jubilantly, patting her on the head, "Good girl! See, you can use that brain of yours!"
She gives a stupid silly smile as I pat her, almost purring at my praise.
Then she fully realized what I said, and jerked back, whining, "Heyyy!"
I simply snicker at her in response.
Uzume eventually huffs, crossing her arms, and pouts, "I guess it makes sense for them to have them, but still, there's no guarantee they'll be skilled enough to work the metalor even have any in the first place."
"Ah? Correct, but you see," I point to her, "that last bit is where you come in."
"Huh?" She looks at my finger in confusion.
"While I hit up the Himejima, you're going to Takamagahara to get some of that metal for me." I state plainly.
After all, if they do have any, it would be kind of a dick move on my part to show up and use it all of a sudden.
"Hold on now," Uzume injects, "if you're going to send me to Takamagahara anyway, why don't we just go together to get the sword fixed up there?"
"Because I have business with the Himejima anyway." I state plainly, "This way, I can also kill two birds with one stone."
Aftee all, I still need to tell Suzaku what's going on with her clan's main god, his blessings, and the like.
"Also," I elaborate further, "I'm not going to them just to see if they can fix my sword, but also to see if I can get a jump start learning how to smith myself."
At the same time as I do that, I could also get a start on learning how to hit metal really well.
Maybe, I could even eventually go beyond that and figure out how to make armor and such.
That'd be nice, though I doubt blacksmithing is going to help teach me how to armor up my usual attire.
Might need magic for that.
"It would be a whole lot more effective learning under Amatsumara" Uzume tries to weakly argue.
"Perhaps," I hum, "but even if the worst comes to pass, and the Himejima smiths are absolute ass at teaching to the point where a literal newbie patron god of the art can't learn, I can always pull some Kami bullshit and bless them enough to where they should be able to at least fix my sword."
Uzume's head almost robotically swivels to look at me in the eyes, "...since when could you give blessings at that scale? Hell, since when did you know how to give blessings!?"
"About a week ago." I reply easily, "Izanagi taught me how."
Uzume stared straight at me as I smirked. She continued simply staring, for a long, scrutinizing while.
"Okay, now you have to be fucking with me." She finally said.
"Maaaybe~!" I draw out, before hopping to my feet with a chuckle, "But then again, who else would teach me?" I boop her on the nose, "You?"
I then proceed to turn, chuckling as I damn near skip away with Uzume crying out behind me.
~ A New Sun ~
It's always something, isn't it?
Murphy is a bastard, and he has it out for me specifically.
The trip to the Himejima Clan compound, as all the other times I went, had gone smoothly.
I got up to the gates, and unlike last time, some guards let me in without questions asked.
Think they might have recognized me, either personally, or maybe my divinity.
Either way, it's all smooth sailing, no problems, no issues, nothing.
Hell, even the atmosphere is nice, with the constant summer effect over the area being fully realized in the daytime sun, people milling about the clan grounds without fear of, say, a particular fallen blowing them up from the sky.
Then, I reached the main house, at the southernmost point, and found a particular sight.
Everyone's avoiding it. Giving the main house a weary gaze and a wide, very wide, berth.
I sigh, while silently cursing Murphy for his entire existence.
I can only sense one presence in this building, one familiar presence.
Which means the girl I need to see is the reason for this strangeness.
Somehow, I have a feeling I already know what the problem is.
But I guess there's only one way to find out.
So, steeling myself for what I'm fairly certain I'll find, I waltz right in.
No guards, hidden or otherwise, so it was a pretty standard march right up to the top floor holding the room where Suzaku was.
I'm not a complete idiot though, so my march stops at the pretty deep vermillion wooden door, with a big bird etched on it.
This is her room, ain't it?
Thank heaven for brain cells.
I quickly, yet sternly, rapt my knuckles against the door.
"Ooooh Suza-chan~? Are you in there?" I call out.
I wait a moment.
Silence.
Then, something falls and hits the floor, but doesn't break, followed by a low feminine groan.
Hmm. I'll take that as a 'maybe'.
I clear my throat, "I've respected your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your friend by coming in anyway to check on you!"
With that, I push the door open.
Luckily, it wasn't locked.
Though it probably should have been, considering the sight before me.
"Mmmm~..." Suzaku, from her place in the middle of the floor, slowly sits up, "Noriaki Kusanagi-kun~...?" She tilts her head as she eyes me, her face absurdly red.
I'd almost say she has a fever, but then I eye the table in front of her.
The table with several, empty, sake bottles and cups.
Oh yeah, she's drunk as fuck.
"That~...insufferable~...catbetter not be sneaking around here~..." She slowly slurs out, while trying to stand up.
She gives up immediately and collapses back to the floor in a fit of giggles.
I sigh, and walk over to her side, "Nah, Kuroka's not hereshe's too busy raiding, last I checked on her."
"Raiding~...?" Suzaku tilted her head, "Raiding thefridge~?"
I snorted to that, "Probably that as well.'
Suzaku burst into another fit of giggles at my agreement.
Speaking of Kuroka though, Suzaku is a mess.
Much like the aforementioned black cat, Suzaku's clothes are barely on her, and she's not wearing around half her outfit, I'd say.
Essentially, damn near everything is on display right now, or mostly so, the most prominent being the only tits I'd ever call 'melons' unironically.
Scratch that, Rias' own qualifies, I've just never seen them before.
Technically, Akeno's do as well, it's just. Akeno. No.
I'd say the sight of this miko pulling a Kuroka is hot as fuck, but truly, her being absolutely shit-faced drunk kind of ruins it.
Thus it is with a heavy sigh that I reach down, and pick the host of the Vermilion Bird up in a princess carry.
"Ah~? Ara ara~? Noriaki Kusanagi-kun~! How bold! Ufufufu~!" She slurs and giggles.
I deadpan straight ahead, not even looking at her as I carry her to her bed.
It's dark in this room, all the lights are off and the windows are completely covered, yet the bed at the end of the room is so large that even without night vision I'd be able to see it easily.
I toss her onto the bed like a particularly plush pillow, the young woman giggling as she soars the second or two through the air, landing on the bed with a throaty giggle.
Suzaku sprawls out on the bed, running her hands across her body as she speaks up, "My oh my~...Noriaki-kun~...I didn't know you were like those barbaric gods of the west~...! Coming all the way here to have your wicked way with me~...! Hmm~!"
I deadpan down at her.
Yeah, I kind of walked into that one, didn't I?
All of my hate, Murphy.
"No, no I didn't come here for that," I state, tiredly, causing her to freeze in place, "I actually came here for something elsebut seeing as there's clearly something wro"
I burst into flames.
Well, more like I spontaneously combust.
My deadpan returns in full force as I eye Suzaku, pointing a finger gun at me, a livid scowl all of a sudden stretched across her red face.
"W-Why not~!?" She exclaims, some part angry, some part offended, but mostly she just sounds depressed, "A-Am I not beautiful enough~!? Is my hair the w-wrong color? Is my chest to f-fat~!?"
Every time she speaks, it sounds like both an accusation and a question, followed by her flicking her finger gun back, as though it fired and had recoil.
I combust again and again, each time she does it.
Fire Immunity. Very thankful for that right now.
Can't say if it's entirely because of my heritage, Kagustuchi's power, or bothbut in any case, it's much appreciated right now.
She keeps going, continuously drunkenly accusing me of stuff while trying to flame-explode me.
And honestly? I quickly tune out most of what she says after a bit. I already know why she's like this, after all.
Doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
I can't say for certain how long she keeps yelling and trying to finger-bang me out of existence, but eventually, she slows her assault down, before completely stopping it.
Her words have long since broken down into quiet sniffles and sobs by this point.
Usually, at this point, I'd sit on the bed and try and console herbut my everything is currently on fire, so that's an issue.
How the hell am I supposed to put myself out now? Not like there's water lying around.
I end up doing the first thing that comes to mind, which isn't stop drop and roll.
No, it's to eat the flames.
My aura flares up around me, latching onto the fire easily, taking immediate control.
It's here I realize I could just command it to snuff itself out.
Instead, I make the flames burst out around me and take a deep breath as they converge straight into my mouth.
It's not entirely for show, or to be extra. When I 'ate' them, the flames dispersed into something that my body took and stored.
It is not ki, not chakra, not divine power.
Magical Power, if I had to guess?
It went to my soul, or where it feels like my soul I'd, but I kind of lost track of it eventually.
That now done, with the benefit that my clothes also seemed to share my immunity in this case, I sat down next to Suzaku on the bed.
She eased up on the waterworks slightly as I put my hand on her head.
"Whenever you're ready to talk about it, I'll be right here." I state softly.
They picked up immediately after I said that.
I pet her head, giving her a small reassuring smile as she reaches over, and shakily clings to my robe.
I suppose I'll have to wait a bit to see about those blacksmiths, huh?
Once more, allow me to reiterate.
All of my hate, Murphy. All of it!
It's odd, I never truly noticed how little this aspect of my powers gets used until I started using it a lot.
That's the singular thought that played through my mind like a broken record, on repeat.
Every time I summoned a water bottle, and handed it off to the still distraught young women clinging to my side.
Forshit, how long has it been now?
Lost track of time after the, I think it was the seventh? Yeah, seven water bottles this girl downed in five seconds.
Each.
Here's how it's been going.
Her tears would finally let up, and she'd look at me, with her little cute red puppy doll eyes, I'd summon water, and she'd drink
And go right back to crying.
I can't tell if she's getting better, as in less drunk, or I'm just fueling her waterworks at this point. Literally.
Regardless, I've taken to zoning out most of her crying at this point.
Been trying to do image training in my head this whole time, but generally, when that is attempted there's a quiet exterior to mold the tumultuous battles within.
By that, I mean Suzaku is too fucking loud for me to concentrate properly.
So instead of that, I'm eating bagels.
Well, I tried, but she took them and ate them.
I'd have given her death for that, but she's having athing, right now. So I'll hold off until later.
But my bagels will be avenged!
Huh. I just realized I've been able to think pretty clearly for a little while now.
I wonder
My head swivels to eye down at my side, where Suzaku lays still clinging to me, now significantly more quiet once more.
It's muscle memory for me at this point, so as soon as I realize what's happening, I'm already holding a fresh bottle of water out to her.
Once again, I can't help but think it's kind of unfortunate I don't get to use this for more than justmaking water bottles.
And tea, Inari gave me that a while back.
Don't even know if I can do more with it.
No time to think more about that now though, as Suzaku slowly reaches out for the bottleonly to push it, and my hand, gently away with a slight shake of her head.
"I t-think I've had enough for now" she stuttered out between a broken sob, "T-Thank you."
Finally.
"Ready to start talking now?" I half asked half mused, "You do sound significantly more soberor did you just run out of tears?"
"Aha!" Suzaku giggles mirthlessly, before looking up at me with bloodshot eyes, "A little bit of both, perhaps."
Snarky girl. I'll heal her once this is all over.
Ignoring the light snark, I press forward, "Start from the beginningtry not to rant too soon, alright?"
My return snark is met with a deadpan side gaze, before she steadied her breath, getting it returned to somewhat normal.
"Iwasn't there when it happened." She began, morosely, barely above a whisper, "I only heard about it from the others after I arrived to welcome himTobiohome."
She stops for a second, pausing to look back at me, her hold on me tightens significantly as she hugs me, full on.
"Thank you, for that, by the way" She murmurs into my robe, "Truly"
I smile lightly, and wrap my arms around her back, "No need to mention it, Suza."
Not like the others have.
Granted, the other girls are probably in a similar state to Suzaku, and Kouki is big mad at the moment, so I get it.
Still appreciated though.
Suzaku twitched at that, looking back up at me with a half-formed frown, "...I will allow thatthat namejust this once."
My smile brightens considerably, and a smile of her own threatens to spill out onto her features.
But it's brutally dragged back and crushed, replaced by a distant hollow look as she suddenly picks back up where she left off.
"As soon as he got back, hewell." Suzaku grimaced, "It would take a very long time to explain the relationship complications within the group, so I'll just simplify it."
Suzaku took a deep, nervous, breath. Like she was about to tell some heretical secret knowledge.
"We, myself and every woman in Team Slash/Dog, loved him." She states, voice nearly breaking as she does, "For a long time, four years, we've all been trying to start progressing in relationships with himto no avail."
Well gee, I wonder why.
Suzaku flushes lightly, tears prickling in her eyes, "Until the other day. When Tobio got back, he rejected everyone, everyone except his old childhood friend.
"Kissed her in front of everyone, and told the other girls off when they tried to getuminvolved.
"He said he only loved one girl, and he nearly threw everyone else out for trying to argue." Her eyebrow twitched, and an expression of rage flicked across her features before it was snuffed out.
Tears stream down her face, and she bites her lip before a broken sob can exit her mouth.
"Damnfools" she barely manages out, before relapsing into a trembling sob and slamming her face into my robes once again.
Wow.
Damn.
Okay, so, first! She slammed her face into my ribs, that probably hurt.
Second. Fucking idiots. Involved? In what way? Did they try to ruin the sweet moment with harem shenanigans!?
I require details!
Oh, Heavens I'm becoming a gossip girl. Tone it back.
Third, and finally.
This guy just walked in, strolled right up to Sae, kissed her in front of everyone, then told them all off once and for all and officially declared Sae his?
Oh yeah. My guy definitely got laid that night.
I'm buying him drinks the next time I see him. Even if he tries to pay himself!
Guess the guy took his grandma's wordsand threatto heart, huh?
"So that's the gist of it then, yeah?" I speak up, "Guy you, and apparently the others, love, comes back and chooses one and that's got you like this?"
Suzaku gripped my robe, digging her fingers in it as she pulled her head back, looking up at me with this adorable angry puppy look through gritted teeth.
"I-If it was only that, I wouldn't be like this! I could accept it!" She spat out, "Maybe with a bottle of sake or two, but I could have handled it!"
Hmm. I sense a rant coming along.
"But it was never just that! Four years! Four years!" She cried out, continuing, "Of working with the other women, trying to figure things out so we'd all be happy! Of working to let the Clan accept Tobio back!
"Not even talking about him being my husband, but being accepted back at all!"
She lets out a broken stifled sigh, "How much time weno, Isacrificed, for this. Trying to balance politics, work, and friendship, all for one manonly for it to never get returned."
"Did he want it?" I suddenly ask.
My words cut off her own, prompting a slight gasp as she became deathly silent, "...w-what did you say?" She muttered, almost in disbelief.
"I asked if he wanted it, Suza." I state, again.
"Don't call me tha"
"Then how about you answer my question first." I interrupt, harshly.
Suzaku jerked her head, looking away from me, "...Iback then, it was for his best interestthe Grigori, as you've seen, aren't to be trusted, so I"
"I, I, I." I parrot back, amusedly, "You didn't even ask him, did you? You told him."
Her eyebrow twitched, and she huffed out her nose, closing her eyes, "At first, the idea of getting him to rejoin the Clan was as much for good as it was for politics.
"To force the Himejima to accept change, while getting a powerful ally on our side. Tocorrecta mistake made by my Clan a long time ago with the Grigori." She opens her eyes but still doesn't look at me.
"You met that mistake, and the result of it, personally." She states, dully.
Ah, the whole thing with Baraqiel and Akeno being hunted, right?
I nod, though she won't see it, she feels it and continues.
"I admit that I, rather quicklyfound myself falling for the boy." A small fond smile etched across her face, "I wished to bring him back into the family, so he'd finally have a family again. He and Iwere a lot alike."
I'm not going to comment on the whole being somewhat related thing, though I can't recall exactly how they are related.
Cousins, right?
Kind of rude, and also an old Japanese clan thing. Just try not to think about it.
What I will say though!
"That's a nice backstory," I barely withhold my snort, "I'm still not hearing a definite, 'he said he wanted this' though? Any of this?"
Suzaku grits her teeth, before suddenly jerking her head back to look at me, "He didn't!" She bit out, eyes trembling in rage, "But he didn't need to! It was-"
"There can be no understanding without communication." I state evenly, staring her straight in the eye, "You got so caught up playing a game with the others, that you didn't even think to check how the man himself truly felt, did you?
"You just assumed."
"Game!? Yo-"
"No." I say, plainly, sternly, "Don't deny it. Call it what it is. You were playing a game. Get over it. Because it was never going to work, even if you managed to force it."
Suzaku ground her teeth together as she looked up at me, "Y-Youdon'tknow that!" She tried to deny it.
"You've known that yourself, haven't you?" I muse, continuing unperturbed, "But just as he was stalling on putting his foot down and ending all of this, you were stalling on accepting that fact.
"Or, maybe, you knew, but thought you could change his mind?"
"II" Suzaku starts full body trembling.
"That's bad, Suza, really bad." I shook my head, "Even the old man Suou realized it, especially after Tobio told hi"
I burst into flames.
Slowly, I blink, before looking at Suzaku completely unamused.
Sitting next to me, Suzaku held up a trembling finger gun, "Youdarebelieve the word of a man who would hunt down a child!?" She cries, outraged.
I stare at her.
She doesn't fold, admittedly.
But I continue to stare at her.
I continue to stare at her until she wilts back slightly in visible confusion and discomfort.
Then, in one swift move, I eject my aura out around me to quickly disperse and smother the flames.
She flinched as her flames suddenly vanished, and I waved her off.
"Suza. Look. The man's a piece of shit, but that doesn't make his word mean any less. He was a hardline traditionalist, not a liar.
"It's especially hard to just ignore what he says when you had evidence beforehand, and now" I wave to her.
Right now.
As fresh hot tears stream down her face.
"...I know," Suzaku muttered in almost horror, her arms dropping limply to her sides. "I k-know"
I resist the urge to sigh.
Now we're getting somewhere.
"Look, Suza." I pull her body back up against mine, holding her as she stares out dejectedly, "It's about time the dam finally broke, or else what?
"I have no doubt he would have treated you well if you somehow, miraculously, forced a marriage through.
"But let's be real here? It'd be torture for the both of you, and you know that. Being stuck in a one-sided marriage, where one loves the other, but the other can't return it?
"That sounds like a special kind of hell."
I give an amused snort at that, "And I just got done returning from normal hell. Tobio too. Don't think either of us would recommend it." I move her back slightly, cupping the side of her face in one of my hands, and making her look me in the eye, "Would you want that? For either of you?"
Her eyes gloss over slightly with mist, before she finally admits, "...N-NoNoI wouldn't do that to him. But Iit hurts"
I nod, solemnly, "I know. Not much you can do, besides, you know, move on from allthis."
"...Just like that?" She asks in a muttered, unbelieving whisper, "Aftereverything"
"Well, yeah?" I wiped the tears off one side of her face with my thumb, "It's not gonna be easy, but what other choice do you have? You can't force him to love you back.
"And continuing to perpetuate this delusion, will just make it all the worse when it inevitably comes falling apart anyway."
Suzaku doesn't say anything to that, closing her eyes and leaning her face further into my hand, before slowly settling forward and against me once again.
With that, we sit there, in silence.
I've said my piece, and she got it at this point, I feel.
Now just to let time start healing.
I'm not doing this for all the girls in Slash/Dog, by the way.
Just need to tell that to myself now, before somehow I get roped into it.
I feel for them, really, but it's not my job to cheer up everyone.
Besides, I'm sure they'll cope better than Suza here! After all, Suzaku kind of had more than just banging a cute guy on her mind.
For a while, we just sit there, basking in each other's presence.
I pet her hair, and Suzaku snuggles me like I'm sort of a stuffed animal.
Until, eventually, she slowly pulls back, taking a deep breath, and clearing her throat.
She gets on her knees, and despite her attempt at what I think is supposed to be sophistication, half her tits and curves are spilling or showing from her half state of dress respectively.
Which gives me a very different image.
I'm fine though, living with Kuroka kind of makes you used to that sort of image eventually.
She lowers her head, slightly, still bloodshot and weary eyes looking down as she finally speaks up once again.
"Lord Noriaki, please accept my humble apolo-"
"No."
"...Eh?" She looks back up at me slowly, as I give her an amused smile.
"Don't start you," I elaborate, "no one's going to get pissy at you for 'nOt ObEyInG dEcOrUm' or whatever bullshit. Hell, everyone has, and still is, avoiding your manor building here." I pause, before adding helpfully, "Probably because you were very immolation happy there, for a while."
Suzaku blinks at that before her rigid posture suddenly slackens, and she gives me a very tired smile.
"Thank you," she breathes a sigh of relief, leaning back against me, "Lor-...Hmm. Noriaki-kun. At least allow me to apologize for that much, sincerely."
I wave her off, "Eh. Don't worry about that, sun deity, fireproof and all that. Still, I appreciate the sentiment!" I eye the room, and bed, around us, "Kind of shocking everything else is still fine though? Especially the bedkind of odd the covers didn't burst into flame earlier."
Suzaku giggles lightly at that note, before happily elaborating, "As the clan blessed with using and working with fire, we have taken precautions in case a clansman misuses their gift. Or are a child."
She smiles fondly at that, before continuing, "Everything in the compound is made of either fire-resistant material, or enchanted via magic and blessings to be such, so there's no need to worrywell unless you or I unleashed our full firepower here.
"I'm strong enough to simply overpower the defenses, while the defenses aren't made to be able to handle divine power."
Oh yeah, because I blew up places here before during my fight with Baraqiel.
She shoots me a knowing look, and I merely chuckle back at her.
She smiles softly before continuing, "And I appreciate you coming, by the way. I think I needed that." She sighs, "I also think I need to take a break from allthis. It's been a long time since I took over the Clan that I could just lay back andrelax, for a long, long while."
Wellshit.
It would kind of be a dick move to bring up why I came over originally now, wouldn't it?
"Although, a lady can't help but wonder," Suzaku mused slowly aloud, "I know you're not psychic, Noriaki-kunyou came here for some reason, didn't you?"
I wince at that, prompting Suzaku to perk up slightly.
She pulls back slightly, looking up at me, a worried look crossing her face, "Iseverything alright? Did something happen?"
"Well, uh. Kinda sorta? To both?" I rub the back of my head as her eyes narrow at me, "Look, it's two thingsone of them can wait for a little bit. The other? Cankinda? It's a whole thing alright?"
"A whole thing?" Suzaku gave a very unladylike huff at that, "Noriaki? It's fine. You may tell me, and in fact, I implore that you doanything to take my mind offeverything that just happened."
Ah. You know what? Fair. Probably should have seen that coming.
After a little rumination, I give in with a sigh, "Okay. Fine. Bigger thing first. So, what did Tobio tell you all that happened down there, in Yomi?"
Suzaku tilted her head slightly at the question, "He said you freed his mind from Yomi's influence, and together, the two of you beat down the King of Yomi before leaving" she put a hand on her chin, "AlthoughI always suspected it was more complicated than that, judging by the storm god's rather fickle nature."
"Well, actually, no, that's all that happened." Suzaku blinked at me, shock clear.
No need to divulge my time-out training session with Izanagi.
Even if it would be funny to troll Suzaku like I do Uzume with it.
"But he kind of left out one important elaboration" Suzaku's eyebrow raised, "We didn't just beat Susanoo, we killed him."
At that, Suzaku's eyes widened into veritable saucers.
"T-That" she staggers, trying to find the words, "I see how monumental that is, especially for the Kushihashithe Storm God is one of their main deities, after all, but I don't"
"Aha!" I give a short, exasperated laugh, "Yeah, because, for you? Well, mostly your Clan as a whole, it's what I got from his death, and uh, also what he told me? That matters most."
"Okay?" Suzaku sounded out slowly.
Time to speedrun shattering a girl's worldview.
"So. Kagustuchi." I start, "He's dead dead. Like never coming back dead." I ignore the way she damn near falls off the bed at that and press forwards, "Susanoo took his powers, his divinity, a looong time ago, and has been pretty much role-playing as him this entire time.
"When he died, those powers left him trying to return to their original owner. They couldn't go to Tobio, or rather, his sword due to its curse, so they went to the guy with pretty close authority to the original Kagustuchi."
I slowly point to myself. "Me. I've got your main god's powers and divinity now. Souh." I spread my arms out, form my halo at my back, clear my throat, and intone with a stupid smirk.
"Be Not Afraid."
Silence.
Then I get pushed off the bed, flopping to the ground like a kid's stuffed animal getting punted in the middle of the night.
Suzaku holds a palm to her mouth, giggling lightly, "Really now? That's what you have to say after all that? That's not even" she rolls her eyes, "You're messing with me, aren't you?"
My thumbs up reaches just over the side of the bed, my voice carrying right behind it, "Maaybe~!"
She gives an annoyed huff at that before she takes a sharp breath and gets quiet.
"Eh?" I sit back up, looking over the side of the bed and up at her, "You good Suza?"
Speedrun world record get?
I raise my eyebrow slowly as I see Suzaku sitting there, hand covering her mouth, and her face beet red.
She seems to be muttering something into her hand, rapidly, repeatedly, without stopping.
I clamber back onto the bed, Suzaku not seemingly to immediately notice me, so lost in her daze as she is.
I get close enough to finally hear her, and well
" .IjustventedononeoftheGods."
I deadpan straight at her, then proceed to slap her over the back of the head.
"Ah!?" Suzaku flinches back, snapping her eyes back on me, "Noriaki!?"
"Really. Suza. Really. I've always been a god, technically greater than your average one!" I exclaim, "And you've done something like this before, as much as I jest, nothing's changed now!"
She winces at my words, "It's, wellthat wastechnicallyyou weren't" She struggles to find the words, "I-it's complicated, alright!?"
I snort, "You're telling me. I've just been going with that, as I possess the authority of the God of Fire, I'm him, but I'm not him; Kagustuchi. Just the acting God of Fire, essentially."
"Thatwould still make you our main god, Noriaki." She brings up weakly, only for light to slowly glimmer in her eyes, "Althoughthat does give us someopportunities."
She cackles, dark and softly.
I merely sent her an amused smirk.
Well, one thing is for certain, the Himejima as a whole are certainly going to get corrected soon.
But for now?
She sighs, before flopping back down on the bed, "However, all that is for laterI am officially on vacation now!"
I chuckle lightly, "How's that for a distraction?"
Suzaku hummed, before asking, "That's it? I thought there was one other thing?"
"Oh yeah, can't forget about this." I snap my fingers in realization and continue, "My original purpose for visiting before I got caught up in alleverything else was looking for a blacksmith for my sword."
Suzaku blinks at that, "Yoursword?"
I nod, "Yup. Susanoo broke it during our fight. So I need to get it fixed at some point."
Preferably before the whole thing with the Norse happens, but I still have plenty of time there.
Suzaku rubs her chin, staring up at the ceiling in thought, before finally speaking, "Well, you've certainly come to the right place. We do indeed have smiths who can help, but you need to understand that we may not be equipped to reforge a weapon of that caliber.
"Though we own most of the forges, they serve the Five Clans as a whole, fixing and forging arms and artifacts of a Holy Spirit variety is one of our jobs.
"A standard Totsuka Sword would be easy for us, but your sword" she trails off, worried.
I, however, wave her off. "It's okay if your guys can't fix it, but, as you're probably aware, Kagustuchi-"
"Is a minor patron of smiths, yes, which means you are now as well." Suzaku finishes for me with a nod, "Yet you've never picked up a hammer before, have you?"
I nod right back, and confirm, "Not a day in my life, nope!"
"Well, teaching you up to the required level, with your authority boosting you," she muses, "That should be doable, I believe." She stretches out, and yawns, "So easy doable in fact, that it can probably wait a little while, hmm?" She looks at me, smirking lightly with one eye open.
You little shit.
Despite her clear dislike of Kuroka, she sure can act just like her, huh?
No wonder my kitty likes her so much. Could she sense it all, this whole time? Buried deep within?
"I know you don't like her all that much, but you and Kuroka sure can act a lot alike, you know?" I brought up casually.
Suzaku's eye twitches, "Oh really now? How so?"
"You're both too lazy now to put on or pull up all your clothes." I state with a smirk.
To which Suzakusmirks back?
She rolls onto her stomach, full cleavage pouring out under her chin as she turns to face me, an absolutely devious look in her eye.
"Ah, but you see my Lord~...there is a difference" A shiver goes down my spine at that.
The way she said itwasn't like how Uzume says it.
Suzaku here? She said it with just as much reverence as she did lewdly.
Suzaku continues regardless of my inner thoughts, "That cat does it because she can't be bothered, I do it because it no longer matters. You're my Lord, after all.
"Thee God of Fire, of my Clan, of which I am the head, you know~? As head, I serve you, worship you~, and fulfill your wishes, whatever you desirewith all my body and soul~..."
She flutters her eyelashes at me, and points a finger to her lip, smiling sultry, "So, my Lord~, whatever shall you ask of me~?"
My eyebrow twitches.
I sigh, deeply, out through my nose.
One of these days, if this becomes a consistent thing, I will fuck an impression of her in her bed, I swear to me.
I'll admit, this type of attack? Not used to it, at all, and it hits some very dangerous, very horny, buttons inside me I didn't know I had.
She's lucky I don't do anything now, mostly because I'm not Zeus, but also because I'm pretty sure she's only doing this because ofeverything else going on.
Wouldn't feel right to take her like this, right now.
With a click of my tongue, I finally say, "Alright. Fine. You win this one."
She smiles, "Yaaayy~! I thank you for your grace, my Lord."
"Stop calling me that." I demand lightly.
"Hmm? Hmph~!" She flips around on her back, and mock pouts, crossing her arms under her breasts, although, unlike Kuroka, she doesn't need to lift them to show them off, "Only if you'll answer my sincere prayer."
I roll my eyes, "Fine, fine. What it is."
I get a slightly bad feeling about this, but also, I am curious as to what this feels like.
After all, no one's ever actually prayed to me before.
Suzaku smirks, before clapping her hands together twice, and closing her eyes.
All of a sudden I hear her voice speak in the back of my head.
O' Kami-sama, would you please care for this fair maiden in her bed for just a little while longer~?
Okay. So.
First thing.
How does one make a prayer so sexually charged? Is that a skill, or does it run her family?
Can it be learned? Because if it can? Oh boy! I'm going to bully the fuck out of Uzume with that, sometime.
Two.
Fair maiden my ass!
I did a full body shiver as her words passed through my head, luckily enough, she couldn't see it, but still.
She opens one of her eyes, looking up at me, "I request cuddlesyou are very warm, you know~?"
how am I supposed to say no to that!?
I look her straight in the eye, "If you fondle me, I'll fondle you right back." I warn, and as she giggles with amusement, I flop down right next to her.
You may have one this battle, but I promise! For my bagels! For my blue balls! You will pay!
The war is not over yet!
Sometimes, no matter where in the multiverse you go, there will always be constants.
Certain unchangeable tropes, things that simply are because how else could it be?
Take, for example, the blacksmith.
Completely breaking the standard Japanese look, these guys - if they aren't the protagonists - are generally big, burly, older men.
Their skin is, for some odd reason, tanned or bronzed, and they all share the same attitude of
"Oi, brat!"
I jump, slightly, at my place before the anvil, my hammer slamming into the iron block instead of the yellow-orange slab held by tongs on top of it.
I let out a low growl, before calling back, "What!?"
Said stereotypical blacksmith trope old man walks to my side and leans over my shoulder to inspect my current project.
He snorts.
"Figured. Thing ain't heated up enough. But er' back in the forge."
I look at the bright metal slab, then back at him, my eyebrow twitching, "...How can you tell?"
He snorts again, as though it's obvious, "The sound. Too much groaning, not enough moaning."
The fuck does that even mean!?
Instead of saying that though, I let out a low hiss of discontent, before setting down my hammer and stepping back from the anvil.
"Fine. Gotcha." I acquiesce plainly.
"Fine.what?" He clicks his tongue back.
I sigh slowly, "Fine" I can't help but cringe before I speak, "Sensei."
The man happily nodded regardless, "Get to it then lad." And practically skips away to do something else.
Don't know what he does before he randomly appears when I'm doing something wrong, but whatever.
I toss the slab of metal straight back into the fires of the forge, then sit my toned ass down right in front of it to keep watch.
After all, the first time I did this, and the metal melted completely, dear old sensei cooled it, pulled it out, reforged it into a rod, and threatened to shove it up said toned ass if I fell asleep in front of the forge again.
Let it be said, being a patron of blacksmiths? Doesn't make you enjoy the art.
When I came into this, I expected a lot more hitting things, and to be fair there is a good deal of that, but mostly it's been waiting.
Prepare the metal. Heat the metal. Pound it. Heat it some more. Pound it. Maybe add some different stuff, bend, reshape, or punch a hole in it. Cool it.
This is all the basic stuff though, sword forging, and reforging should be much more involved.
I hope.
Would praying to myself be allowed in this situation? Could I even bless myself for this?
Hnngh. Food for thought for later.
All in all, though, I'd say I'm making good time.
It's only been a few days since I started, and I've gone from flattening the entire anvil in a single swing to being able to control my strength precisely enough to evenly flatten out metal slabs.
Progress!
It clicks, not entirely like my swordsmanship, but close enough I would say.
Guess being the patron of blacksmiths has its perks, hmm?
I suppose my teacher isn't bad either. Suza claimed he was the best the Himejima had, and I even blessed him to make extra sure of that.
Sure, he looks like the stereotypical old man blacksmith, and his name, Katashi, fits so well that I damn near busted a gut laughing after I finally realized what it meant.
But yeah, I can't deny he is strangely effective. In his way.
Even though I'm intentionally making this harder, by actively not using say, my eyes, or divine powers, to hurry everything along.
I could copy his movements. I could shortcut using legit divine intervention, but beyond the time that might save? Not worth it.
I want experience. Real experience. Not the easy way out.
To that end, I was willing and did originally want to use clones for this, but the stereotype smith snorted and bonked the clones into smoke with his hammer.
He refused because watching one of me was enough.
Which is fair, but still that was kind of annoying.
It's amazing how hard the guy sticks to his trope. He knows who, or at least what, I am, but continues calling me a brat and refusing to give respect to his literal god.
Respect for the brass balls old man.
But Noriaki will remember this.
Speaking of things I'll remember.
I turn the metal over in the forge, so the other side will heat properly as well.
Then, beyond that
I close my eyes for a brief second and give an amused snort as they open back up.
Suza's still watching me, huh?
From a certain perspective, I suppose I am putting on a show, but if she keeps this up I'm going to start assuming things
After all, my shirtlessness is purely for thematic reasons. To get into the groove of working the forge, no other reason.
Despite the fact that I'm immune to heat. Despite the fact that even then, most forges aren't underground and are, in fact, outside.
Along with several other reasons, sensei very plainly pointed out, which I don't feel like running over again.
Point is? I lied. I'm only going shirtless for flame birb.
Partly to pay her back for setting this up, partly to pay her back for blue-balling me a few days ago.
Besides, If my beating metal with a hammer somehow makes her wet, then who am I to judge?
In fact, please do. I invite it.
Because no amount of praying will get her laid, and I will curse her for her past transgressions.
Being petty is a trait all deities share, and I revel in it.
Though, in all seriousness, me and Suzaku? I'mnot sure.
Truthfully, I never thought of her like my cat girls, never really thought of adding her to my harem.
That thought makes me cringe once more, despite it being technically true.
Still feels like said girls are being treated as collectibles, though. Ugh.
I shake my head, discarding that train of thought.
Better thought? Do I like Suzaku?
Eh. Yeah? As a friend, definitely. Though, not much more than that.
I do think she's hot as sin though, and I would totally pound her so hard the vermillion bird in her soul would feel it.
It's kind of likewhen I first met Kuroka, in a way.
Also, she's legitimately just better Akeno. Who wouldn't smash if they got the chance?
They look damn near identical, save their eye color, and Akeno with her half-fallen heritage is supposed to have a naturally seductive and sinful body.
I roll my eyes at that though, reaching into the forge with my pair of tongs to poke and prod at the metal.
In the end though, the most important thing? Even though I consider Suzaku as such, I won't be touching her. Not for a little while.
I refuse to be the 'rebound guy', or similar. It'd also feel rather scummy, or like I was trying to take advantage of her at her low point if I made moves on her so soon after the whole thing with Tobio.
So I can wait.
Assuming she even wants something like that in the first place.
Though, somehow, I doubt it.
I'm certain this is more or less a phase for her, and when she gets better, she'll be more or less back to normal.
Until then, I've gotheating metal to stare at.
Yaaay~...
~ A New Sun ~
One would assume someone like herself would have better things to do than watch a young man beat metal with a hammer.
The truth is, however? She doesn't.
For one, Suzaku has never truly done something non-clan related in a very long time. Years, in fact.
That was dealing with Team Slash/Dog back when it was first formed, and even then, it was still colored by her position in the clan and motives based around her clan.
She never truly realized how bad the situation was until she looked in her wardrobe.
Plenty of shrine maiden outfits, kimonos, and traditional and formal wear, but nothing that can be considered casual.
It was slightly embarrassing, but she ended up having to wear an old school uniform that she's frankly appalled still fits her.
Even if it's very snug. The bright red vest strains worryingly against her chest, and the dark red, nigh on black, skirt is a tad short
Still! It's not like anyone will find her anyway.
"Whatcha doin' up here, nyah~?"
Suzaku damn near explodes the entire tree she's sitting in up in flames as that voice whispers into her right ear, her finger jerking in its direction before slowly turning to look at it.
There, sitting upside down on a branch above her is that cat, smirking as she eyes her.
Suzaku shoots a glare back but doesn't deign to answer thestrangely feeling yokai.
Wait. Wasn't she a reincarnated devil? Why does she
The cat suddenly bats her nose, prompting Suzaku to flinch back slightly and halt all trains of thought.
"Hiii~? Earth to Suza-chan? Are you there, nyah~?" She waves her hand in front of her face.
Suzaku sighs, and slowly takes the cat's hand, pushing it away from her, "I heard you the first time" she finally speaks up, cordially.
Kuroka simply tilts her head, "You sure?" She asks, before flipping and falling off the branch above, landing perfectly next to Suzaku on her branch, "Because you seemed a little distracted ya nyah~?"
Suzaku couldn't help but blink at that.
"...You mean you know?" Suzaku asked in turn.
"Ya nyah~?" The cat responded the same.
Suzaku breathed a sigh out through her nose, looking away from her and closing her eyes for good measure.
"You know."
"Ya nyah~?"
Her eyebrow twitched.
"You know."
"Ya nyah~?"
Suzaku clicked her tongue, her tone flipping in an instant, "What are you doing here!?"
Even without physically seeing her, Suzaku could feel that cat's infuriating smirk, "I dunno. I asked you first, don't ya nyahmember~?"
Suzaku looked back at Kuroka, teeth grinding, "That one didn't even make sense!" She hissed out, only to be met by the cat's amused cackles in return.
Every single time they interact, it gets like this. This cat, this bloody youkai, infuriates her.
Disregarding she's a terrorist, a yokai, all of that, she's just simply and plainly annoying to deal with.
She's pushy. She doesn't show respect. She doesn't care for things like personal space. She doesn't seem to care about anything in general!
What makes it worse is, she knows she's annoying, and brandishes it like a weapon.
"So, say, Suza-chan~?" Kuroka crawls closer to her side, "Whatcha doing watching Nori-kun like some sort of lovesick stalker, hmm~?"
Suzaku twitched at that.
Lovesick stalker!?
"That isn't-" Suzaku quickly moves to deny it, face burning with embarrassment and indignation, but the cat puts a finger to her lips, silencing her.
"Nyah~! No need, It's okay. I get it!" Kuroka nods to herself, "You're going through somestuff. And darling's right there, so why not, right? From what I figured out, he's likeonly one of three guys you know, right?"
It's sad how accurate that is. But still-!
"You know!" The cat continues, eyeing her mischievously, "When darling got home the other day, he told me what you did!" She suddenly pouts, puffing her cheeks out, wiggling in her spot on the branch, "And he ended up taking it alll out on me!" She points at her, "You need to take responsibility, nyah~!"
Suzaku stared back at the cat, absolutely bewildered.
Darling? Wait, that's not important, what was this about-
"So!" Kuroka stands up, and declares, "We're going to do stuff! I dunno whatbut stuff!"
"Hold on now!" Suzaku finally finds her voice, "Why would I want to do anything with you!?"
Kuroka shoots her an amused smile, "WelllI dunno, nyah~? Do you have any other plans? With any other friends~? On this vacation of yours?"
Suzaku opens her mouth but pauses.
Pretty much all of her friends are the girls from Slash/Dog, and it goes without saying that they are all mostly unavailable right now.
As for plans? Well. No. It'd be so much easier if a festival or something was going on, then she could just do that.
What does one usually do to relax besides lay around and drink tea anyway?
Before she knew it, the cat's knowing smirking face was very close to her, prompting Suzaku to look away once again.
"Since when were we friends" Suzaku mutters out weakly in response at last.
Kuroka was happy to answer, "Since we tortured an Oni together, of course! Only friends torture together."
Suzaku winced at that, "But I didn't-"
"You, still, helped~!" Kuroka jovially interrupted her, "Maybe not during the meat of the operation, but you were likemy assistant! Yeah! Nyahahaha~!"
Suzaku couldn't help the full facial cringe at that attempt of a mad scientist laugh.
"Besides! I think I know where to start, at least!" Kuroka suddenly continued.
Suzaku deadpanned, "And what might that be?"
Kuroka merely reaches out and pokes the side of her chest.
The vest containing said chest promptly explodes.
The buttons fly off, and her breasts bounce freely, though are thankfully still contained in the white button-up underneath.
Still, Suzaku is quick to wrap her arm around them to contain them, then glare at the cat girl in response.
"...You don't get out much, do you, nyah~?" She chuckles.
"I get out plenty" Suzaku fires back, though without any of the heat she usually possesses.
"Sure you do, nyah~!" Kuroka responds cheekily, "Which is why you're wearing clothes that barely fit you in anymore while watching a guy in a tree, hmm?"
Suzaku's eyebrow twitches, but she doesn't dare say anything back.
"So, we'll start withclothes shopping~!" Kuroka waves her hand, producing sparkles above her as she speaks with a power thatdoesn't feel demonic, magical, or youkai-related.
What is going on with that cat!?
As usual with the cat though, Suzaku isn't given time to ponder anything, as she's grabbed by the shoulders by the said cat, and lifted onto her feet.
"I prefer ordering online, but! I suppose we can make an event out of the whole thing! Maybeget some food after? How's that sound, nyah~?" Kuroka looks at her expectantly.
"Isure, I suppose?" Suzaku responds, almost as if in a confused daze.
The cat smiles, wide and cat-like.
Ah. Why does she suddenly feel in danger?
~ A New Sun ~
Hihi'irokane.
Or, 'Brilliant Scarlet Metal' in English.
When I started abusing metals to learn how to blacksmith properly, Uzume had brought some of the stuff, but I wasn't allowed to touch any of it for obvious reasons.
Now though? It's been a couple weeks, I'd say maybe a week and a half to be more specific, of doing the same shit, over and over and over again.
Until, finally, my dear sensei let me practice with the stuff.
Which is why I'm holding a bar of the pitch-black metal, an ingot of the stuff.
Yeah, the name is a little misleading.
Though thankfully, there is a reason for it.
This bar of glossy coal is technically inert.
Right now, it's simply tougher and stronger than any mortal metal, requiring levels of heat that no normal forge can produce to soften it up enough to start working on it.
But, the key thing to note, it's just a lump of metal. Unlike my sword, it doesn't have a natural Holy Spirit Aura.
Neither does it naturally produce its opposite, a Demonic Spirit Aura.
Those are acquired during the forging process, due to the metal's other unique traits.
It's a conductor of souls, emotions, experiences, spiritual powers, the whole works.
It starts inert, but as one works with it, the emotions they have while shaping it, the experiences of their lives slam against it, channel through it, with every stroke of the hammer.
The metal remembers those feelings, and it changes and grows from them, almost as though it's alive.
I set the block of inert Hihi'irokane on the table, and grasped both the long broken piece of my sword and its hilt, from the same table holding and staring at them both.
Nobody is around right now. Not even good old stereotype sensei. Not even Suzaku, and lately, Kuroka, who've been watching me from afar.
It's just me and the fairly standard outdoor smithy in the shade.
And my broken sword.
"When I finished off the rampaging Juggernaut Drive, you gained a Dragon Slayer Aura." I spoke aloud, crazily enough, to my sword, "With every fight, a little color returns, your holy aura growing stronger and stronger"
Uzume, if I recall correctly, said or implied the sword was made for my father by my mother.
Did she make this blade personally, then?
When he died, the blade returned to blackbecause she didn't take it well
She did, didn't she?
And all the good emotions and experiences she put into it, left the blade when he passed.
"Yet, you don't even have a name" I mutter down at the broken dark red blade.
Maybe she didn't name it, because she wanted him to name it, but he never got the chance
Or, maybe he did, and just never told anyone?
Despite myself, I set the sword back down on the table and picked up the ingot once more.
There's an urge inside me, an urge to try and fix it now, knowing how it was, how it could technically be alive.
It's more than just any sword in my eyes, even before learning this, but now it's more so.
I'll need to think of a name for later.
A good name, for a good, strong blade
Ah, well. I'll have time to think about it while I try to heat up and work the metal.
I'm so close, I can feel it! Once I pass this step, I can fix up my sword, and get right back to the good stuff.
Like training of course. What else could I be talking about?
~ A New Sun ~
"Boyyou sure about this?" The old blacksmith sits in a chair, under the shade by the forge, as I stand outside in the sunlight.
As time pressed on, minutes into hours, hours into barely a few more days, that urge continued to grow.
The urge to fix the sword, make it whole again.
It grew, until the point where I couldn't stop thinking about it anymore, and I blitzed through the rest of my training as fast as my teacher could keep up.
In one hand, I hold the pieces of my sword, while in the other hand, I hold a thin straight bar of raw, inert Hihi'irokane.
The new material is meant to replace what was lost when Susanoo cut through it, while additionally adding my personal touch to the blade.
"Not entirely, no." I voice, uneasily, "But I can't wait on this any longer."
The old man huffed, "WellI ain't gonna stop you. But if you mess something up" he let hang, and I chuckled in response.
"I know old man. I won't."
He snorts back at that, before starting back up, "...Wait a minute, what'd you call me"
I promptly ignored him and focused.
Just because I foregoed using my power during training, doesn't mean I would be doing the same during the forging.
If I want to make sure this succeeds and goes right, I'm going to need to use them, there's no point doing everything by hand.
Especially since the whole training thing was meant to better facilitate using said powers in the first place.
The star in my chest thrums, and my Holy Spirit Power explodes out around me, congregating intensely on the pieces of my sword first.
As if animated, the two halves slowly lift from my hand at my will and begin floating before me as they slowly start glowing, not from its aura or power, but from heat.
Meanwhile, I take the inert metal between both of my hands, pressing it between my palms almost as though I'm praying with it.
I haven't even checked if Suzaku and Kuroka are watching right now, that's how spontaneous this decision was, and to be truthful, I don't care at the moment.
Going even further, I'm glad they aren't, especially for this step, because I'd rather not find out what pouring the emotion of horny into the metal would do to it.
In any event, the Holy Spirit Power flows through it just the same, but unlike my sword which I merely heat up, I pump my everything through the metal.
Not my powers though, no. Inside my head, I run through some of the greatest, happiest memories in this life of mine.
When Uzume taught me to dance.
When I first met Kuroka and all the times spent with her.
When I first met Shirone and all the time spent with her.
Meeting my Grandfather on my father's side, and my Grandmother on my mother's.
Trying to avoid the sexual stuff wasn't hard - heh - though I did include that one memory from after my fight with Vali.
That one was most certainly more lovey-dovey after all.
I didn't stop running through memories, until I opened my eyes, and beheld a golden glowing star between my hands.
That's probably enough there.
By this point, my sword was glowing a red hot crimson color, as if it was made of the flames it was usually coated in.
With a wave of my hand, the two pieces repositioned themselves, the broken top half over the bottom and hilt, with a small space between the two halves.
It's in this space, that like a puzzle piece, I slot in my addition; my glowing golden star.
Like a pair of magnets, the two halves converged on the newly inserted center, and as soon as they touched?
There was light.
A bright, golden light, as though a second sun popped into existence right in my face.
Despite this and the holler from the old man behind me, I pressed on, my eyes easily making out the now entirely white-gold glowing blade looking like a singular strand of the purest sunlight, making up the core of this impromptu light show.
I reach out, grasping the sword's hilt with one hand, while dragging a pair of fingers along the edge of the blade.
Like water, the blade ripples, before settling.
I breathe deeply, before sliding my fingers across the edge once again.
This time, sparks of power fly as the blade ripples and shifts, ever so slightly.
So I do it again. And again. And again.
I channel my powers, my aura, and my breath, as I shape the blade into its proper shape using the stroke of my fingertips and sheer divine will.
Until, at some point, it simply feels right, and I stop.
With a mental command, and release of breath, all heat, and with it all the light, is released.
In its place, I hold up an odachi with a blade of brilliant scarlet red, glimmering as the sunlight beats down upon it.
I give the blade an experimental swing.
Due to the added material, the blade is slightly thicker and slightly heavier, but due to divine bullshit I assume, the balance is just right
"Well" I perk up, as the old smith's voice finally breaks into my ears, "I'll be damnedyou actually managed it."
I turn to face him, right as he walks up to me, he looks at the sword and gives it a whistle.
I waved him off, "Well, yeah, of course I did. I cheated. And you helped a ton, preparing me for this."
He snorted at that, "I didn't see any hammer there during all thatnot like I could see much of anything."
I shrug, "It was more likea feeling of the real thing? But more?" I try and describe, before rubbing the back of my head, "Or something like that. Let's just call it divine bullshit."
"Divine bullshit indeed." He nods in agreement, "Doing this after only a couple of weeks, can only be that, or a miracle."
I deadpanned at the old guy for that before he shook his head and continued, "You know, I ain't ever asked before, but that blade if yours got a name?"
I tilt my head at that.
I had been thinking about it, but
Hmm. A singular strand of sunlight
"Odoru Taiyk-sen." The name rolls off the tongue as soon as that image enters my mind.
Dancing Ray of the Sun.
My sword sparkles gold, its aura bubbling slightly at the impromptu naming.
The old smith nods slowly at my words, satisfied, "A bit chunni, but it's a good name."
My eyebrow twitches as I consider testing the reforged and freshly named sword right now.
~ A New Sun ~
All in all, I'm glad fixing my sword wasn't some sort of adventure or quest like Yomi was.
One of the many good things about living in this world over, say, the Riordanverse.
I claim to revel in the petty, but the gods over there live and breathe the stuff.
Anyhow, time passes at, what feels like, an incredibly rapid rate.
I don't know, maybe being in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber Lite messed with my biological clock for a bit, but days and weeks turned into months.
Two more months, in particular. Or I suppose two actual months, now?
By the time I was done with fixing my sword, it was the start of June.
Kind of insane to think about, but Ibaraki, Yomi, all that? Took place in a single month's timeframe.
So the break was appreciated.
Granted, it's not like the time was entirely devoid of things to do, or things happening.
I went around doing my chores, reimplementing Kagu's blessings and power at shrines.
Enemies did show up, mostly Oni looking to prove themselves, strays, and so forth.
All minor small fry though.
Suzaku eventually had to get back to work, but she's been getting dragged around a lot by Kuroka lately, especially back to our place.
Odd friendship, but okay?
Then August rolls around.
Nothing has been going on in Kuoh, so I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised that trouble shows up at my doorstep.
I woke up one earlier August morning, to find a fluffy pink fox sitting on my chest.
Almost as soon as I blinked away the crust in my eyes, the little thing opened up its mouth and asked in a voice I hadn't heard in a long time.
"So, Noriaki-san? Do you have room around this place for a big eight-legged warhorse?" The fox asks rather neutrally, tilting its head slightly as it eyes me.
I blink slowly.
"...Well good morning to you too, Lady Inari." I state plainly, before leaning my head back, and promptly trying to go right back to sleep.
"Hmm? Noriaki! Hold it!" The fox immediately starts batting me across the face, like a cat.
Unfortunately. I live with a cat, sometimes two.
So I fall back asleep with a blissful smile across my face.
I'm going to enjoy what little time I have left now before the Norse come early and ruin it all!
The batting continues.
Truthfully, I don't know why she's still keeping this up.
It didn't work the first couple hundred times, it won't suddenly start working.
"Noiraki!" The fox on my chest almost whines out, before huffing, and putting her paws on my face, keeping them there.
I hear an audible poof sound, and in the next moment, the small weight across my chest suddenly becomes a large weight across my entire upper body.
I slowly crack open a single eye.
The first thing I see?
Titties.
Not right in my face, but pretty damn close to it.
Why is it always the titties!?
Oh. Right. DxD.
Anyhow, Inari is back in her voluptuous human form, wearing nothing except lacy black underwear.
"Nice." I state, rather plainly.
Before shutting my eye back up, much to an indignant Inari who squeaks at my single comment.
What can I say? Kuroka, once again, has worn sexier.
Also pretty sure her tits are bigger. Kuroka is a shortstack after all.
I hear the fox Goddess huff over me, before she finally says, "...you know, you're much more of a brat when you aren't bone-dead tired."
"Aw, thank you!" I let out a genuine smile, "I try, really."
That draws a snicker from her, before her hands land on and grab my shoulders.
"Very cute, but I'm afraid I don't have all the time in the world to play with you"
And with that, she sits up, dragging me along for the ride.
Thankfully, I stop myself before my limp body and head, specifically, flop straight down into her chest.
Although as I groggily open my eyes, and find the women pouting lightly at me, it seems I may have unintentionally thwarted one of her plots.
I smirk at her right back.
Her pout intensifies.
With a shake of my head and a light snort, I clamber off the side of the bed and onto my fight a moment later and give my body a stretch.
"So~!" I start with a mid-stretch groan, "Haven't seen you in a while, and the first thing you say when we do is mention an eight-legged horse?" I turned back to her, giving her a pointed look, "Not very cool ya know?"
Inari sighed before laying down on her side, her long fluffy pink fox tail swishing back and forth behind her as she did.
"I amaware of how that may have sounded, just coming out like that," she admits freely, "I apologize, I've just beenvery busy since we last saw each other. I was in a hurry, I meant no offense."
"Ah, that explains the lack of clothes then." I muse aloud, turning with a raised eyebrow as she giggles good-naturedly.
"Yes, actually." She smiles slyly as my eyes widen, "I have been that busy."
I raise a finger slightly, "But can't you just.summonclothes?"
She nods in confirmation, "And change my form at will, yes." She brushes a hand across her fox tail, which I recall, she didn't have before.
Well.
Damn, girl, jeez.
I winced slightly, "I suppose I played a part in increasing your workload as of late, huh? My bad."
Inari hummed at that, "...Indirectly, I suppose you did. I did well to take advantage of the Night Parade you know? Just as you suggested.
"Let's just sayconvincing many Youkai into my services was easier done than said~..." She purred out with a pleased light growl.
Oh yeah! That was part of my idea to, one, lessen Inari's workload, and two, try and bring the two sidesShinto and Youkai, together.
In essence, the idea was Inari would run around and scope up all the Youkai that sided with Ibaraki andgive them a place to go, so to speakafter the Oni Fierce God fell.
That's to start.
After the debacle was over, I met with a bunch of people, mostly the Youkai leaders, and we talked.
Part of our talks was me subtly nudging them toward being more open to the idea of working together with the Shinto or the Clans.
With the general idea of being stronger togetherwhile enabling Inari to pouch off all the Youkai as a whole under the pretense of easy access to the mundane world via works.
Though it's been a while, I don't think I ever heard what the results of all that were.
I guess it couldn't be helped. I did get kind of busy directly after Ibaraki was dealt with, and when my trip to Yomi was over I had other things I wanted to focus on.
Though, judging by the sound of her voice right now, I suppose she's pleased.
But
I tilt my head, "Indirectly? How?"
Inari smirked, "During your fight with the Fierce God, you had an audience. An audience that really shouldn't have been hiking across the country unannounced."
I stared at her, blankly.
You've got to be kidding me, right?
Inari's smirking only grew, "It turns out he was galavanting around, being his usual perverted old man self at the time.
"But tell me, Noriaki, how does it feel knowing you put on a show for the Norse's Chief God, Odin?"
I didn't even hesitate, "Annoyed, and tired."
Inari laughed lightly at that, while I simply sighed.
Remembering him from canon, the guy wasn't actually watching the fight, huh?
Probably just stared at the shrine maidens or Kuroka with his magic eye the whole time.
Inari's laugh tapered off into a giggle before she started once more, "Trust me, you nailed dealing with him right on the money there. Those were pretty much the same words your mother used to describe it as well."
I cracked a smile at that, as Inari went on to elaborate.
"Anyhow, I found the old man watching the fight in Kyoto, and took him away to deal with him." Inari sighed, "It snowballed into a much larger project, with your mother getting involved, and in shortwe're looking at setting up an alliance between the Norse and the Shinto."
Ah, fate finds a way. Sometimes even earlier than required.
"So, that requires me to be able to keep an eight-legged horse herehow?" I ask tentatively, already expecting the dreadful answer.
"Well, the old man has already been around the country, unofficially. Due to his having to be somewhat sneaky about it, he hasn't been able to really experience certain places, fully." She continues her elaboration, and I nod in understanding.
"So, we figured he could use a guideand we suggested"
"Me." I cut in with a breath.
She nods, giving me a small smile, "Yes, you."
Fuck me sideways.
We suggested, huh?
I cross my arms and glare down at her, "You should have asked me first."
She holds up her arms placatingly, "I know, I knowit didn't cross my mind at the time, and I apologize for that, but we thought it was fitting.
"Your reputation, who and what you are, makes you a very good symbol to represent what we wish to achieve here.
"And beyond that, unlike any of the other gods, sans maybe Uzume, you're the only one I could think of that could take the old godsum" Inari trails off, trying to find the right word.
Luckily, I already had one prepared.
"Shit." I finished for her, with her snort, "Yeah, I probably could. Would totally stab the old fuck too if you got too out of hand."
Inari chuckled, "Which is why Uzume wouldn't workshe means well, but she's a bit of a ditz, to be nice." She gives a plain look, "Odin would walk all over her, just like he walks over his Valkyrie assistant."
Ah, Rossweisse.
Poor girl, and yeah, Uzume would be a massive pushover.
"All this talk about me guiding the old guy around on a tour or something. Are you trying to make him stay here or something for the duration of this tour? With me?" I ask, incredulous.
Inari grimaced, "Thatwould be ideal."
I snort at that, "No it wouldn't. I'd kill him the very moment he starts looking at Kuroka the wrong way."
Inari frowned, "Noriakithat's-"
"Nope. Nu-uh. No arguments. He's not staying here." I state with finality.
Inari glares, "Well, do you have any other ideas?" She asks haughtily.
I hum at that for a moment, "...you still got those titty clubs from the Grigori?"
Inari's face immediately fell, comically, "...Yes." she grounds out, slowly, "They areshockingly profitable."
In this world? I'm not even shocked.
"Set him up in one, then." I continued at her quizzical look, "Guy would love it, seriously. He'd hate it hereeven when I'm not stabbing him, there's nothing to do. Nothing to drink.
"Get him a condo right on top of one, stuff it with beer, and he'll be happy for months."
Not even exaggerating about any of that. The old man Odin, as annoying as he is, is a rather simple god at heart.
Beer. Titties. Done.
I lean down to Inari, muttering into her ear, "And of course, ya know, this wayyou could charge him annything~ ya want for it all!"
Inari shivers at my mutterings, and as I pull back, I can see the yen-shaped lights sparking in the back of her eyes as a small, but growing, grin stretches across her face.
The goddess before me, I feel, is also a rather simple creature.
She likes money, that much I could figure out from Uzume talking about her, but she very much dislikes all the work she has to do for it.
"You raise aninteresting~ idea, Noriaki" Inari shivers and lets out a low-sensual growl at the idea of essentially scamming the shit out of a god.
I chuckle, "Try not to go too overboard now, keep that money-grubbing in check you."
She flicks her tail and smiles, "No promises~..."
Hmm, I'm sensing an excessive amount of horni energons here
"You know, Noriaki~? While we're on the subject of payment~..." Her tail conspicuously wraps around my waist, "we don't expect you to do any of this for nothing~..."
Hmm. Yes. Excessive horni energons detected.
Initiating dispersion protocols.
I casually reach down, under the bed, and pull out a baseball bat.
It's a pretty cool bat, might I add. Made entirely out of a certain metal.
It's also bright pink!
Inari stops and stares.
"...Huh?" She mutters in sheer unadulterated confusion.
I bonk her over the head with it, a metallic ringing sound echoing throughout the bedroom, followed by a loud pained yip.
"N-Noriaki!" Inari cries, incredulously, gripping her head, "What was that for!? Andwhy do I feel significantly less aroused?" She asks the second question morphing her face into one of sheer befuddlement.
I idly strike the pat against my palm, lightly, feeling the beginnings of the horny gripping me break apart with each strike.
"Horni Bat. Gets rid of the horny." I explain with a very stupid smile on my face.
Inari eyes the bat wearily, "Isis that made of?"
"Hihi'irokane? Yup." I confirm, easily.
Okay. So. I may have gotten a bit too curious as to what would happen if you poured all the lust and horny through the metal.
And Uzume did bring extra of the stuff, and Kuroka and Suzaku were being very extra in their horniness
Needless to say, I wasn't expecting this result, but I'm happy with it nonetheless.
Unfortunately, none of the names I wanted for it worked in Japanese, so I settled with a simple name of 'Destroyer'.
Even got the kanji for it on the handle!
Inari stares at me, blankly, "You actually had something like this made?"
"Made it myself, actually. It's very useful if you couldn't tell!" I muse lightly, setting the bat over my shoulder as I lean over her once again, "After all, I've kinda had it with these women, goddesses, youkaiwhatever, trying to 'pay' me with sex."
I reach down, hooking a finger under Inari's chin and looking straight down into her eyes, "Sex isn't payment. It's a fun time for however many hours it lasts, but it's not payment. At least, I don't consider it as such."
"AhNoriaki? What are you getting at here?" Inari asks with a nervous smile.
I smile right back, "If you wanna pay me with your body, I'm keeping you for as long as I'm still alive. Understand?"
"K-Keeping? My" Inari shivered, a small red flush marking her cheeks, "aren't youbold."
I shrug, letting my finger slip off her chin, "Not bold. More so done with receiving such a terrible offer. Just remember that for next time."
Probably going to have to give the same deal to Yasaka next time I see her.
What is it with foxes specifically being so horny all the damn time?
"...And if I accept those terms?" Her tail swooshes back and forth as her eyes glimmer mischievously.
I deadpan back down at her, "I'd tell you that you don't know what you're getting into, and hit you with the bat again."
Inari blinks, "...please do not."
I snort, "Good girl. You want scratches behind your ears?"
"...I do quite like scratches, actually." She mumbles out surprisingly shyly.
Now it's my turn to blink.
With a sigh, I reach down and place my hand on her head.
She gives a happy little hum as fox ears seemingly unfold from her head, and I begin scratching behind them.
"We'll talk about payment and stuff after this all over, alright?" I continue, sitting on the bed and leaning the bat against the wall next to the front of the bed.
Inari, with eyes half closed, gives a pleased throaty hum and a nod to that.
"Moving on, is there anything else you need to tell me before I start preparing for the old man?" I ask plainly.
"Hmm~?" Inari opens one eye fully, "Oh! Right, right! Yes! You of course won't be alone through all this."
Huh. Honestly, I didn't expect that.
"Who else is participating then?"
"As this is mostly taking place in Kyoto and Tokyo?" Inari began, "The Clans, the Western Youkai, and the Bureau are all chipping in here."
Oh? The gangs are all here!
It makes sense too. In canon, the Biblical Factions backed with and joined in on this event, but they aren't going to be present this time around.
Someone's got to pick up the slack then, and I guess that would be us.
Though. It's telling that I haven't heard from Suzaku about anything happening
What is with these events always being last-minute things?
"...Seems like a lot of people coming together all for giving one old guy a tour, god or not." I note, though I already have an idea as to why this is.
Inari grimaced, "Due todivisionamongst the Norse over Odin seeking ties with us, it was decided that preparing for any eventuality would be a good idea."
Yup. Loki and his Ragnarok hard-on. Right.
I'm going to pulp that guy's skull when I see him, and send him right to my uncle.
I give her a hum at that, "That's why you wanted him to stay here, huh? So I can watch the old man's ass?" Inari nodded slowly, so I carried on, "He's a Chief God, right? He'll be fine."
Inari winced, and sighed, "It's less so that, but more the politics of a Chief God getting attacked on another Pantheon's soil."
"Even when the ones doing the attacking are his own guys!?" I question incredulously.
Inari gave a weak shrug, "Politics are also stupid like that. On the flip side, saving the Norse God from a betrayal would do wonders for helping us squeeze him and his faction for all they're worth during the final conference."
Ah, that glint is back in her eyes again.
"Heel girl." I state, chidingly, "...save it for the conference." Though I finish with a smirk.
Before blinking in realization, "...when is all this going to be happening, by the way?"
"Around a week or so." Inari answers smoothly, "Plenty of time to prepare, yes?"
Well, it's better than tomorrow I suppose. So not exactly last minute, but still.
Also, I just connected these dots.
"...I'm going to be the one to tell the Clans about what's going on, aren't I?" I more so stated than asked.
Inari let out an uneasy chuckle at that, "...Yes. We figured they would accept it easier coming from you considering recent events."
Ohohomaking the Clans work with the Youkai to treat with foreign gods?
I let out a tired groan, "I'm going to have to punch so many people in the face, aren't I?"
"Probably." Inari confirmed with sympathy.
Ah, well. I'll make them accept it either way.
Before l go get started onall of that.
"One more thing, Inari." I speak out, prompting the goddess's head to tilt, "Team Slash/Dog. Where will they be?"
I wanted to ask where they have been, because it hasn't been around here lately.
About a month ago, I went to take Tobio out for that drink, but he and his team were just gone.
Should've known something was up when Kouki stopped showing up to drill at my walls one day.
In my defense, I thought he had finally got it all out of his system.
"Around." Inari answered simply, "They are currently doing somethingrelated, to all this. But when it starts, they'll be ready."
Nice.
See, the only real threat here is Fenrir, but Tobio should be able to take care of the oversized god-killing dog easily.
Without him? Loki is omega fucked.
Especially if he attacks during broad daylight like in canon.
Can't expect it'll go that way, but a living god can prayto himself, I guess?
Sad I can't give luck blessings. Screw Murphy real good with that.
I nod, pleased, and pat Inari on the head before standing back up, "Good shit. I'm going to get to work telling everyone and preparing."
Inari lets out a low whine as I pull my hand away, then pouts, crossing her arms under her bust and pushing it up as I turn away.
"Do you have to start right away?" She asks, and though I can't see her, I can feel the fake sad, and needy puppy doll eyes piercing into my back.
I grab the bat again.
"What'd I say earlier?"
I turn back around, but Inari is gone, leaving nothing but the scent of tea leaves and nervous, yet mischievous, chuckling.
"Damn teasing Christmas cake minx." I utter, annoyed, before setting the bat down on the bed.
Maybe I should pound her into the mattress, wring that stress out of her the hard way, and claim her like that?
Eh. I'm confident in my sexual ability, but I'm not some guy straight out of a hentai.
Besides, having a girl legit mind broken and addicted to my cock isn't as hot as it sounds, truth be told.
Now, speaking of girls addicted to my cock, but without much of a mind rather than mind broken per se, where's Kuroka?
Didn't notice it earlier because Inari was making herself the focus of all my attention, but I don't see Kuroka laying in sheets somewhere.
In either Youkai or human form.
Which means
I clicked my tongue in amusement, "She fell asleep at the computer again, huh?"
With a chuckle, I snatched up Odoru Taiyk-seneven though sadly I may not get to use him todayalong with my phone, and headed out of the bedroom.
~ A New Sun ~
At this point, we've long since furnished the places we needed to around the Palace.
Any buildings we don't use, I locked up, and keep so for safeguarding.
The only place not truly finished is the library, but that's not a fault of laziness, more so the difficulty of finding stuff to put within it.
I wanted to find scores of Eastern Magic books, scrolls, and the like for it, but as Suzaku informed me, such things would be very rare to find.
Why? Because, unlike Western systems, Eastern Magic is taught orally, passed down from master to student, and kept mostly within the Clans or lucky and wealthy families.
I should have expected something like that to be the case, it's a very Japanese Clan thing to do.
Doesn't make me any less annoyed.
Even Kuroka was shocked, Senjutsu at least has books to get you started Uzume couldn't find even that for Eastern Magic.
Which leaves me in this odd predicament.
I can, and have by now, blessed people with an affinity for the Fire Phase of Shinto Magic.
But I can't use it myself.
Suzaku had a good chuckle at that.
Now it's not like I need to learn it, after all, I have other ways of using fire that are stronger, it's why I haven't asked Suzaku to reach me.
Beyond the fact her teaching me would probably devolve to fucking.
Regardless, it's more so the other styles of Eastern Magic I'm interested in. Especially Buddhist, since that's what Tobio's grandmother used to lock up Tobio's gear at birth.
Tobio gear, while it was in Balance Breaker, at birth.
So yeah, I'm a tad interested.
The only problem is finding a teacher, outside of the Clans, to not seem weak or something.
That was Uzume's reasoning, but I'm about ready to disregard it, suck in my pride and ask anyway.
Ah fuck I'm rambling about the books again.
Alright, so! We got the place fully furnishedthat includes a little spot in the corner of the living room that Kuroka has claimed as her cat corner.
Why?
Well. Maybe it has to do with the big comfy gamer chair, three bloody monitors, glowing keyboard and mouse, custom-built gaming PC, the whole works.
The setup looks like it came straight out of the 2020s, not the early 2000s, and to this day I refuse to look at the bank statements to find out how much this all cost.
Her upper body splayed out across said table as she sat in the chair is the cat herself, snoring peacefully.
You can tell she's a true gamer because she even has her hair pulled up behind her head so it's mostly out of her way.
But of course, as I stand next to her, I'm nodding appreciatively as her bust has pretty much entirely fallen out of her thin, long-sleeved crop top.
The very thin tan jeans are marvelous to behold as well.
Despite the rising horniness within me though, I take a blanket off one of the couches - placed there exactly for this purpose - and throw it over her shoulder.
I smile and rub her back as she purrs lightly in her sleep at the action.
Still far too early for her to wake up. She won't be operational until noon if she stays up as late as I think she did.
I know that for sure, this isn't the first time it's happened after all.
And I also know the cause. Next time, I'm going to have to drag her ass to bed myself.
This isn't something that came about from her clear crippling gaming addictionwell, not entirely. It is partly that.
But it's mostly the result of my undevilizing her, and replacing it with something that we still haven't found a proper name for.
It's not Holy Power, it is kind of like an Angel's Light Power, but not exactly.
I guess it's more like lifeforce and Light Power combined, that sort of thing.
One of its more passive effects though, is boosted vigor. She's got more stamina, heals faster, and so on.
This includes her needing less sleep to function and has resulted in her trying to copy me and my all-nighters.
The thing is though, less sleep doesn't mean no sleep, and Kuroka doesn't seem to understand the difference.
Despite being a cat. Somehow.
Ah well. I'll see to it she fixed this habit of hers. She's just lucky she won't suffer any back pain from this!
Shaking my head off those thoughts, I plop down on the couch and whip out my phone.
This is a pretty big announcement, can't just tell Suzaku and have her spread it around.
I need to be there, in front of every single clan head and elder, as I tell them.
Just in case.
Especially when it comes to the elders. Those guys are probably going to be the ones that throw the biggest fuse.
Then again, if I recall correctly, Suzaku mentioned that two of the heads were also being iffy during the Night Parade, so
Yeah. I need to be there, tell everyone personally.
so how do I call everyone from the Clans together for a meeting in one spot?
I blink, my halo unintentionally flashing briefly behind me as an idea forms.
I slowly smirk as I rise back to my feet, making my way towards Uzume's room.
Well, building, connected to the main building I use here, one dedicated to servants that Uzume took.
"Oh, Uzume~!" I call out, my smirk growing titanic across my face, "Do you know where the Five Clan's Inner Sanctuary is located!?"
~ A New Sun ~
This early morning, Suzaku lay in her bed, sleeping in.
She was content.
Then her phone suddenly switched on, and she cracked her eyes open as it made the most horrendous beeping noise known to both humanity and the supernatural.
This type of beeping only played when the elders within the Inner Sanctuary were calling for the Clans as a whole.
Either for an emergency announcement or because they're under attack.
She wishes it was the former, truth be told, for interrupting her beauty sleep, but as she grabs her phone and opens the notification up, finally causing the horrible noise to die, she finds it is, sadly, not.
She blinks, as she reads it.
Then she reads it a second time. A third. Fourth.
Ah. It is saying that.
Noriaki broke into the Inner Sanctuary, bypassing all the wards meant for Youkai or other such beings, waltzed right up to the elders, and demanded a gathering of all the Clans.
Judging by the fact that they're specifically calling him the 'Arahitogami, Forthright Descendent and Son of the Great Sun Goddess, Amaterasu Omikami' they're trying to suck up to him, huh?
What did he do to them?
And why wasn't she invited until now!?
Existing the notification, she finds that she has further messages, this time from her living god himself.
"Ayo. Wanna go invade the Inner Sanctuary with me?"
She blinks several times. That one was from half an hour ago.
Then, fifteen minutes ago.
"Ah, damn. You must be asleep, huh? I got this then, see ya soon."
Okay. No. Seriously.
What did he do to them!?
And why does his trying to include her in literally raiding one of the Clans' most sacred spaces make her feel all tingly inside?
"Alright, so! Everyone here?" Noriaki began, looking out across the hall.
Before him stretched out a grand meeting hall, filled with members from all the Clans, including their leaders.
He sat at the end of said hall, sitting reclined with one arm behind him, and legs sprawled out in front of him.
Suzaku knows he knows everyone's here, he's just asking because, well
"Y-Yes, Lord Arahitogami!" One of the old men replied quickly, a sect elder who lives here in the Inner Sanctuary, with his voice shaky and stuttering, "Everyone's a-accounted for!"
Suzaku couldn't help the positively evil smirk that stretched across her face, prompting the elders behind Noriaki to wilt further.
It's funny watching those old men quake in their boots.
Oh sure, on some level, she's certain these old farts are quite exuberant at Noriaki's coming here.
After all, the last time any kind of deity was here was far back in antiquity; when the Clans were first born, in fact.
By all accounts, this is a momentous occasion.
She is curious then, why they all seem to be nervous, terrified, like a hive mind sharing the same emotions.
What did Noriaki say to them before they arrived?
She hopes it's less said, and more like he did something to them, but judging by the fact that they are all accounted forand nothing is on fireit's unlikely that's the case.
Ah well. A girl can dream, right?
"Splendid!" Noriaki leans forward a bit and claps once.
The elders flinched, and Suzaku barely withheld openly cackling at that, but everyone else's attention was quickly grabbed. The likely intended effect.
Their eyes were all drawn toward him, sitting front and foremost atop the dais, in front of all the elders.
She, and the rest of the leaders, sat closest to said dais, one right next to the other, their subordinates sat in rows stretching back behind each of them.
"Alright, everyone! Welcome, welcome! If we're all present and accounted for, then I suppose we can get started!" Noriaki waved at them all, his eyes closed with a bright smile stretching across his face.
"Don't worry, I'll be quick. This is very sudden after alland we don't have much time to prepare." His chirpy tone was spiced with light frustration for a moment until a huff cleared it away.
Oh? That's rather ominous.
Now she would have very much appreciated being told earlier!
"Inari showed up in my bedroom this morning, and decided to drop some news about what the Shinto as a whole are planning." Noriaki began, a matter of factly.
Though oddly, Suzaku was much more focused on the first thing he said.
In his bedroom?
"I'll leave out the" he paused, and grimaced, "more personal stuff, and skip straight to the point."
Okay. Now she really wants to know what happened.
She's definitely going to ask him after all this!
"The Shinto have been working on a deal and alliance with the Norse Gods. In one week's time, the Clans and the Youkai Factions will work together to protect the final meeting and signing off of the alliance." He dropped plainly, all at once.
Pin drop silence.
For her part, Suzaku couldn't be any more elated.
She had always believed in, championed even, cooperation with outside or foreign groups.
Even the Grigori, whom she inherently distrusted, she sought to work with rather than ostracize and ignore.
For the longest time, the Clans, much like the Japan of old, had been supremely isolationist. Not working with anyone, throwing out all those who didn't fit.
While the rest of the supernatural world advanced, it advanced without them, and they were left behind.
While the old men at the top covered their eyes to the world outside and continued making the new generations suffer under their old, broken ways.
Mostly all of the new generation share her views, she made sure of that, albeit they aren't sozealous, about them, as herself.
Still. This is huge!
Carefully, she turned and looked at her fellow clan leaders, gauging their reactions.
To her immediate right, sat Seiryuu Kushihashi.
A bespeckled gray-haired, dark and cold yellow-eyed, young man, tall and lean.
He sat with his back straight, unflinching, and she wasn't surprised by his lack of any reaction whatsoever. His face locked in a perpetually stoic mask.
Well, at least he was frowning, so that's something.
As he's loyal and dutiful to a faultto his Clan, and pretty much only to his Clan, she's actually kind of shocked he isn't considering the Kushihashi are still stubbornly stuck in their ways.
Back in the day, he'd follow orders to the letter, without question. Nowadays, as head, these traits have made him into
Well, there's no nice way of saying this, but a hardass.
Stuck in the ways of those who taught him, despite her efforts otherwise.
What he wears is a clear indicator of his stance, especially when compared to the others.
A formal blue and yellow robe and sandals, very traditional clothes, and of course his glasses.
To her left, sat the young Nakiri Ouryruu.
Technically not a head; he's the heir, sent along likely so he could get used to these types of duties as the future head.
And also because the current head is very old, and could drop dead at any moment.
A shorter than average, yet lean with muscles boy, perhaps a couple of years younger than Noriaki, she assumes.
His golden yellow hair is mostly slicked back, save for a large singular bang that sways from his forehead down in front of his face, and his dark, earthen brown eyes are rich and bright.
Most importantly, however, they are also looking up at Noriaki in curiosity. The boy holding a hand to his chin in thought from Noriaki's proclamation.
In truth, she honestly wasn't sure how he'd react to that, she hadn't gotten to know him much personally, he's only been heir for a couple of years now after all.
Well. She knows that he's scared of her for some reason.
She isn't that scary, is she?
Regardless, what she does 'know' is mostly just what she's heard. That he's a kindhearted, open-minded, and dutiful boy, with a strong sense of justice.
Essentially, he's not a traditional hardlining asshole, but she's not very surprised considering his Clan tends to be much more open-minded compared to the others.
Amusedly, it looks like the poor boy ran here from school, considering he's sporting his school uniform; a red and brown blazer stuck with a golden 'P' pen, a red tie, a white undershirt, long dark green pants, and black dress shoes.
Following Nakiri, is Byakko Shinra.
A tall, broad-shouldered, muscular man, with a shaved head and face full of stubble and five o'clock shadow, and piercing lively gray eyes.
He's smiling. Broadly.
She can't honestly say if that's a good thing after all.
She remembers Byakko, she recalls him literally doing whatever the hell he wanted, whenever he wanted.
Usually, he prioritizes whatever he finds interesting. Fighting new strong opponents is his common go-to, but it can be anything.
She can't believe she's thinking this, but he's essentially Noriaki if his battle-maniac tendencies applied to everything and were dialed up to fifteen.
That trait of his has led him to generally be uncontrollable by anyone, not even by his Clan.
He rocks a wide-open sleek white bomber jacket with black fur trim and collar and a sleeveless shirt referencing some sort of band or anime combo specifically to show off his musclesalbeit rather inefficiently, she might addalong with a simple pair of jeans and white sneakers.
Probably just going to have to wait and see with him, and just pray his interest is something benign.
At the end of the line, noticing Byakko's smile and trying to shuffle away from him as much as she can without it being obvious, is Genbu Doumon.
A short and petite young woman, perhaps one year younger than Noriaki, with shiny long silver hair tied up at either side with bright green beans, and brilliant purple eyes.
Her displeased expression isn't aimed at Noriaki, thankfully, but rather at the man next to her.
Those two never fully got along, no surprise there, and beyond herself only Genbu truly understands how much of a pain Byakko is to deal with, considering how many times the two were paired up for missions.
Which is saying something, because Suzaku knows the girl is infinitely polite and formal.
Sure, she dislikes vulgarity and rudeness, who doesn't, but it's telling that only Byakko managed to make Genbu reach the end of her patience.
She can't tell if it's gotten better or worse after she got over her shyness from the past.
Yet still, out of all the current Clan Heads and Heirs, Suzaku can confidently say she likes her the most.
After all these years, she's finally grown into herunique outfit. A long yellow and white hooded coat, that goes just past her thighs.
Due to her added height, she's also wearing a simple white skirt with a yellow striped pattern, black shoes, and bright green high socks.
She's also got a couple of accessories. A white scarf, black and green turtle earmuffs, and a black and green turtle shoulder handbag.
Definitely the most exuberant fashion choice out of everyone here, despite her being more reserved than the others, even Seiryuu.
She doesn't doubt Genbu is fine with all this though, really she's more worried about what Byakko is going to do, what with the girl right next to him.
She'd rather there not be a big fight break out in the middle of the Inner Sanctuary between the two.
Well, unless she can take the time to fling a fireball up on the dais, that is
Hmm? Why did Nakiri just shiver all of a sudden?
"So!" Noriaki speaks up once again, snapping her attention back, "That's pretty much what's going on. Don't ask about the exact details of this alliance, I wasn't told what those are, but anything else? I'm game." His eyes sweep over the crowd, "Well?"
"Who we fightin'?"
Suzaku sighs, as Noriaki's eyes stop and focus on the source of the voice; Byakko Shinra.
"Pardon?" Noriaki asks with a raised eyebrow.
"I asked, who we fightin'?" Byakko smiles with glee, "Because if the Gods are calling together all of us, the Youkai, even you? There's no way in hell they don't expect something to happen! And I'm all for it if that's the case!"
Joy. He's bloodlusted.
To her slight shock and worry, however, Noriaki doesn't refute that, humming before answering.
"...I'm sure there are a few here that don't like what's about to happen. It's the same for the Norse as well." Noriaki essentially confirms, "There is a possibility that dissidents on the Norse side may show up, and try to stop the proceedings."
"Bitchin." Byakko states with a smirk, "I'm game then."
Suzaku supposes his simple-minded desires have advantages after all.
Even though poor Genbu looks like she swallowed a sour lemon.
"I, unfortunately, am not." Another voice calls, succinctly and plainly, to her right.
Suzaku suppressed a very annoyed groan, as Noriaki turned and looked at Seiryuu.
"Ho? And why might that be?" A slight bit of steel laced his question.
"Simply put, Lord Arahitogami?" Seiryuu began, pushing his glasses up, "I believe it is not the duty of the Clans to protect Pagan Gods from their own rebels. I have heard that the Norse are mighty warriors. Do they truly require us to do the fighting for them?"
Noriaki didn't seem deterred in the slightest, and in fact, waved off his concerns with ease, "I asked Inari the same thing. But in the end, it's a political thing. See, think about it like thishow much more could we get out of them, saving their delegation, solving their problem for them?"
Yet still, Seiryuu didn't seem the slightest bit sold, "I'd say it matters little. Risking the lives of the Clans for Pagan Gods, over what, a little extra on a piece of paper? I wouldn't call that worth it."
Noriaki grinned at the Kushihashi Clan Head, "Even if we're to save Odin's behind from Loki?"
That gave everyone, even Seiryuu, pause.
Except for Byakko, that guy just hooted and hollered, even more excited than before.
Despite the Clans being as isolated as they were, and the Norse being secretive as they are, everyone knows those Norse Gods.
Odin, their Chief God. Loki, the Trickster God. Mostly due to both's connection to Thor, but known the two still are.
If they do end up saving Odinwell. There's quite a bit they could gain from that.
Seiryuu finally reacted, clicking his tongue in distaste, "...be that as it may, it still leaves an unpleasant taste in my mouth. On top of that, working with the Youkai as well" He shakes his head, "Sure, we may be neutral on paper, but actions between our two sides have led to both holding grudges, I cannot see us working together-"
Noriaki suddenly held up a hand, and talked over him, "You can. And you will." He shuts him down frankly.
Seiryuu flinched back slightly in surprise, before leveling a glare back at him, "What makes you say that?"
"Because the Gods you serve ordered it be done," he states coldly, "because I told you it will be done. You will either get over yourself and hop to it, or you'll be dishonored and replaced." Noriaki glares right back, "There is no room in between."
Seiryuu moved to say something, only to stop and shut his mouth, teeth-gritting, as pressure began to fill the room.
Divine pressure.
Noriaki slowly rose to his feet, his eyes glowing, as his back was wreathed with halos of pure golden white light.
A honey glow tinted the room, the light, a fluorescent shine.
As one, the elders behind him slammed their foreheads into the ground as they kowtowed to him.
Not because of the pressure, no, they did that on their own. But the others? The rank and file mystics? They followed suit due to it.
The only ones that remained sat straight were her and her fellow heads.
Noriaki stepped off the dais, floating down slowly from it, and before Seiryuu, looking down at the young man in complete and utter contempt.
"Do not misunderstand, I can understand your concernsif they were genuine." Noriaki continues, voice vibrating with divine power and authority, "If you weren't hiding behind them like a coward, using them to mask your bias and disdain."
"I haveno such thing" Seiryuu ground out, weakly, under the force of his attention.
"Do you?" Noriaki asked, head tilting, "Maybe if not you, then your Clan, no? Or maybethe Sect Leaders here? Instead of helping with the Night Parade, you did sit here and not participate, after all."
"The Sanctuary-!" He tried to rebuff, only to be talked over once again.
"Would have been fine without you sitting here and twirling your thumbs." Noriaki finished for him, "Ever since the last time this place was attacked, it was protected by dozens of more barriers. It would take several Daiyokai working in consort to get anywhere."
"T-Tch!" Seiryuu clicked his tongue, looking away, refusing to meet the Arahitogami's gaze any longer.
"Well, regardless. You don't need to worry about the Sect Elders here disobeying," he turns looking back toward the dais, "correct?"
As one, every single elder shoots up, "Yes, Lord Arahitogami!"
He nods, satisfied, before turning back to look down at Seiryuu, "So just fall in line, okay? If you have any legitimate concerns whose solution isn't do nothing, please feel free to speak them, hmm?"
The young man, pointedly, said nothing.
"Good." Noriaki stated with a huff, before floating back onto the dais.
But of course, it couldn't just end there, could it?
"Aw come on! That ain't any fun!" Byakko exclaimed loudly in disappointment.
Noriaki turned back to him, an eyebrow raised in confusion, "...excuse me?"
"It ain't no fun, only telling him off like that!" The man waves to Seiryuu, who glares right back, "You gotta make an example outta him! Pull him out and rough him up a bit, really let the message stick ya know?"
"...you're only saying that because you want an excuse to jump in any possible fight, aren't you."
Byakko flinches away from the small, but not meek, female voice that cuts straight down to the heart of it all.
"Eh? Genbu-chan!-"
"Don't call me that."
Byakko ignores her, and barrels on, "Come ooonnn. That's not what I was going for at all! Even though, ya know, Lord Arahitogami, I also didn't show up at Kyoto-"
"Because you couldn't fight the Daiyokai. You wouldn't stop crying about that, as I recall." Genbu interjects once again.
"Ack!" Byakko flinched back, holding his chest, "That's still disrespectful! I should be punished for that at least!"
"You're always disrespectful. It's nothing new from you." She deadpanned straight at him.
"Ack!" He flinched, and nearly fell, back from that, before turning to Noriaki, "Just ignore her, she's too young to understand! Come on, I offer myself as tribute! I'll do it for glasses over there, so, pleease?" He puts his hands together, bowing halfway to him.
Suzaku had to withhold a chuckle as Noriaki looked down at him, blinking in sheer bewilderment at their resident idiots' antics.
Finally, after a not-so-tense moment, the pressure in the room lightened, and Noriaki snorted out, "No. Maybe some other time though."
A thump radiated throughout the hall, as Byakko finally fell back with a grunt, and a groan, Genbu sitting beside him nodded along in agreement with Noriaki's words.
With a sigh, the aura around Noriaki completely dissipated as he looked around the room one final time, "Does anyone else have anything to add?"
Herself, Genbu, and Nakiri, who she only now realized had been entirely quiet this whole time, all shook their headwith Nakiri being a tad hesitant compared to the girls.
Noriaki clapped his hands, "Good stuff thenuhmostly," He eyes the downed form of Byakko for a second, "everyone. I'll be contacting the West Youkai Faction, and setting up a channel for the two sides to communicate on how we go about this.
"As I learn more details from the Gods about what's going on, I'll send it here to be shared with the rest of you all. Until then though? We've got a week, start preparing. I'll see you all then."
Taking that as the dismissal it was, people began rising, shakily, the after-effects of Noriaki showing off still fresh in the minds and bodies of everyone present.
Seiryuu was, surprisingly, the first to get up and leave, several members of the Kushihashi streaming along behind him.
Nakiri stood and turned to start talking in hushed whispers with his clan members.
Byakko had to be dragged out of the clan hall by his people, as the head had begunfoaming at the mouth, somehow?
Suzaku will admit, that is a new one.
Genbu rose to her feet, bowed to Noriaki politely with a small smile on her face, and walked away with her clan members following orderly behind her.
The elders behind Noriaki quickly got up and dispersed, not so fast as to seem desperate too, but they were judging by the pale looks on every one of them.
As for Noriaki himself? He waved her over as he started to leave.
Suzaku rose and turned to her entourage to tell them to go back without her.
Now, she needed to decide whether to fuck him that presentation or light him on fire for not letting her in on it in the first place.
Decisions, decisions
~ A New Sun ~
I walk out of the massive meeting hall, closing the sliding door behind me with a tired sigh.
Meetings. Meetings will forever fucking suck.
Granted. This didn't go as bad as I thought it would, but it's still annoying.
Only one of the Heads threw up any kind of rejection, most of the discontent was from the rank and file.
From my position atop that dais, and with my superb eyesight, I memorized the faces of every single person in that hall who met my decree with scorn, hate, disgust, things like that.
The showing of divine power I did was mostly for them, not the Kushihashi guy, though his position certainly gave me the chance and reason to do so.
For now, that should be enough to cow them into submission.
But if they start shit? Well
Then I'll start making examples, and not in the way the other guythink he was the Shinra Headwanted.
Speaking of the heads, I have to say, they are not what I was expecting.
At all.
Especially the Shinra guy. Holy, he really wanted some smoke, and for once I didn't want to give it.
Can't say why, maybe the begging turned me off?
Red flag Nori. Red flag.
Moving on, I expected the turtle-themed girl to be more eccentric, but nah, she was the most normal of the bunch.
Yes. Even with Suza there. The girl doesn't qualify as normal.
Because if it were up to her, I'm fairly certain she'd just-
The door behind me slides open quickly and shuts as soon as the girl who opened it steps through to the other side.
Which was almost immediately, because right as I turned to see who it was, the girl herself was already right in front of me, finger pointed straight at my chest.
"I am very mad at you!" She states, glaring up at me with a cute little pout.
I smirk down at her, crossing my arms as I do, "Hey now, if you wanted to come maybe you should have answered your phone, hmm?"
"I was asleep!" She fired back.
"Take your phone off silent, how about that?" I deflect back at her.
"No. That'd be annoying. Do you understand how many messages I get throughout the night?" She huffs, looking away, "Besides, you could have stopped by and picked me up"
Aww, poor girl looks legitimately dejected.
I reached over and patted her on the head, giving her a sincere smile, "It couldn't have waited that longbesides, I know you don't likethembut this was serious. Not an excuse to set them all on fire."
Her pout intensified as she looked back at me slowly, "...Not even a little?"
I deadpan back at her, "No. Not even a little."
"Hmph." She huffed, displeased.
This. This is why she isn't normal.
Honestly, ever since Kuroka pretty much forcibly inserted herself as one of Suza's friends, the girl has been a tad bit moreunhinged.
Damn cat, turning the 'ara ara' miko into a pyromaniac miko.
I resisted the urge to chuckle out loud at the thought.
As though she wasn't both of those already, Kuroka is simply coaxing her pyromaniac side out more.
Just as I was opening my mouth to comment as such, the door suddenly slid open again to both our surprises.
Standing on the side, was the only heir amongst the heads that sat before me, a young blond boy that I recognized from DxD canon.
Nakiri Ouryruu.
Kind of unfortunate I only recognize him because he looked up to Issei of all people in the story, but eh.
Think he paid for that by his current school uniform. Seriously. Those colors do not match well with his hair.
Especially the pants! Who picks green pants as the color for their school uniform, a sadist!?
Poor guy.
He looks in, tilting his head as he sees the two of us, he flashes an apologetic smile, "I'm sorry, Lady Himejima, Lord Arahitogami, am I interrupting something?"
I wave him off, "No no, not at all!" Suza, of course, pouts harder at that, "Did you need something?"
"Ahwell, yes. I promise to be quick, I only have some questions to ask of you!" He bowed, deeply, at that, and I merely gave him an amused chuckle.
"Alright. Shoot."
The boy raised his head, and nodded before a serious expression overtook his face, "I noticed...that you agreed with Lord Kushihashi that the safety of our people is important, but you didn't elaborate on how you would ensure it.
"Our opponent is, after all, a not-so-weak Pagan God, and we're protecting Odin. It's likely the Trickster will do something dangerous and I just"
I hold my hand, stopping him as he trails off, a smile etched across my face, "I know what you're trying to say, and I do. I didn't mention it on stage, because those are details for later, but I can run them by you now know if you'd like?"
"Ah?" Nakiri perked up, and nodded once again, "Please do!"
Even Suzaku nodded along a curious look in her eye.
Of course, I have ideas for dealing with Loki specifically, in case he doesn't just pull up and stupidly reveal himself in broad daylight like in canon.
Speaking of Loki's 'plan' in canon, I was half tempted to refute Nakiri's idea of Loki being strong.
If I recall correctly, and I may not, because my memory of that fight is hazythe guy is kinda pathetic.
His kids carried that fight hard, and without Fenrir there, I'm pretty damn sure Vali by himself could have beat Loki like a redheaded stepchild.
Hell, the only thing I fear going into this is Fenrir himself.
It's why I have plans, specifically, for Loki if he pulls what he does in canon.
Bitch ain't gonna last a second. I won't give him the chance to summon the dog.
But, no plan survives contact with the enemy.
And meetings after meetings are eternal.
The two constants in any world.
Well. Those and Murphy.
With an internal sigh, I pitch my idea to the two Clan Heads, desperately praying internally that the boys 'few questions' really are only that.
I've got a fox to call, and a week of hardcore training to go under before shit hits the fan, after all.
I let out a tired, annoyed yawn, stretching out on my couch.
Odin isn't even here yet, but I'm already feeling annoyed. And done with his shit.
Preemptively.
This past week has been a repetitive monotony that has given me far more respect for Uzume's job.
No joke. The only highlights so far were my actual call with Yasaka - not all that shit that came after - and my call with Shirone just the other day.
So. Yasaka and the West Youkai. To my relief, and not much surprise, Yasaka has the West under control.
Beyond being unlike the East in that the West doesn't have nearly as much of a grudge against the Clans as said East, Yasaka is much more open, and by proxy, so are her people, about working together.
Say what you will about the West, and Yasaka specifically, regarding lack of actual power, but she makes up for it in diplomatic ability.
As well as being a sexy as fuck MILF.
Not going to lie, I ended that call legitimately considering stopping by Urakyoto for abusiness meeting.
Then bullshit strikes, as it always will.
I've been playing intermediary between the West and the Clans for this, much like Uzume has been doing between the Earth and Heavenly Kami.
Essentially, the Youkai say they need this information to get this done. I tell the Clans, they give it, I pass it back. Or vice versa, and for sorts of other stuff.
Now, getting the Clans to cooperate? Easy. But how certain people have been going about that has been thinning my nerves more than I like to admit.
Yeah, sure, they're still cooperating, but can feel the tension being inflated. Specifically? From the Kushihashi.
He's doing his job, but he isn't exactly being open about it.
Sure, he's not being disrespectful per se, but it's not exactly welcoming.
It's kind of hard to describe, he's very low-key about his distaste for all this.
If he starts acting up anymore, I've been thinking maybe Seiryuu needs a kick up the ass.
However, the time is close for all this to kick underway. Maybe he'll make it after all?
Fortunately! To balance the rather nerve-racking week, things in Kuoh are going amusingly.
Some sort of School Festival is going to happen soon, something I vaguely recall from the novel, and the Devil's presence in the area has heightened as a result.
This is, of course, making Rias fumethough Shirone describes it more like a kitten pouting.
Also! Ravel and Riser have been pulled out of Kuoh.
Something to do with Kokopuffs Rebellion, I think?
I can't tell if it's getting worse, or better, over there to be entirely honest.
Maybe the Devils are throwing the younger generations at the Fallen for target practice? Or maybe they legitimately need more fighters?
I doubt they're losing, Kokopuffs is just plain shit, and any Fallen with three pairs of wings or lower gets stomped casually by a High-Class Devil.
Hell, even an eight-winged Fallen probably gets fucked. The only one who can truly be counted as a threat would be Kokopuffs himself.
So for now, I think it's safe to assume they're fine. If the Devils can afford a higher level of security for the Satan's Sisters, they probably got that problem handled just fine.
Oh! Another funny thing! Shirone also mentioned that Akeno and Baraqielwell, more specifically just Akeno, started a big fight with her father.
Took a bit, but hey, they're finally making progress!
So bloody glad that I don't have to deal with that absolute cluster fuck.
Especially during Loki's bullshit.
Now, for the last thing that Shirone brought up, but that's sort of interesting.
Shirone mentioned, rather offhandedly, that another Devil Heiress is coming to the school, the Junior Division specifically.
One very obsessed with swords. Apparently, she's coming to Kuoh specifically because she saw my fight with the dragon.
Shirone was amused because supposedly the girl was assuming a bunch of stuff about me. She claimed this girl is my number one fan now, or something.
Now, I honestly have no fucking clue who this girl is.
Avi Amon. The name doesn't ring any bells. At all.
My current guess is that she's from something like a side story I never heard about before inserting here. Or maybe a game?
HmmI can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe after all this, I got to check out Kuoh again. Maybe see what this girl is all about?
Definitely after the school festival though, I refuse to deal with the new Devil security detail over there at the moment.
All of a sudden, I'm driven from my thoughts with a snap as small, dainty smooth hands grasp my shoulders, and start rubbing.
I let a pleased groan sleep out before I open my eyes, and behold a rather provocative sight.
Kuroka, in a secretary outfit.
Kuroka in a sexy secretary outfit.
For once not stolen from Uzume's closet!
She got the black dress shoes, the tight black skirt, barely containing her shapely behind, the black dress jacket, the thin white shirt spilling with cleavage, and, most importantly?
Stockings. Right up to her thighs.
I love this cat.
"Sup~?" I breathe out pleasantly.
"Nothing much, darling~!" She leans down more, a flirty little smile on her face, "But you seemed stressed, so! I thought I'd help you out a bit, nyah~!"
"Ah, well I wasn't stressed, just thinkingand annoyed." I huff out, before reaching up, my hand caressing her cheek as my smile mirrors hers, "But this~? Helps a lot."
She purrs lightly, her face pushing into my hand as my thumb rubs her cheeks, "Thanks dear~..."
Kuroka bats her eyelashes, I can feel her face warm as a light brush spreads from ear to ear, "It's no problem, darling~..."
All of sudden, Kuroka stills.
Then jumps.
"NYAH!?" Her hands lock and tighten on my shoulders into a vice grip, as Kuroka uses me to vault over the couch and right on top of me.
I cringe as her fingers dig in, and grunt as she lands on top of me.
The girl is only five foot two inches in Freedom Units, and she weighs basically nothing, so it's not like that was much of an inconvenience, what I'm more concerned about is
"UhKuroka, you good?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
Looking up at her, I see her quickly wrap her tails around herself, holding the ends against her chest firmly.
She looks past me, clearly fake tear pricks in the corners of her eyes as she cries out, "Suza-chan~! Why!?"
A harumph comes from the couch directly next to mine, as said shrine maiden responds, "Because you kept waving them in my face. What else was I supposed to do?"
"Not grab them and squeeze?" Kuroka replied with an overdramatic sniffle, "They're sensitive you know!" She continues sniffling as she strokes her tails, gently.
Huh. Suzaku is also here.
We were sitting in a comfortable silence this whole time, it's what led to me just thinking earlier.
And being my main girl from the Clan, of course, she'd be here waiting for Odin to show up with me.
Same as me, she's also been very done with a certain Clan's lowkey actions, and I also think she's been picking up on my preemptive annoyance with Odin specifically.
Now that I think about it, Kuroka was angeled with her butt pushed out oddly far
Ah, damn cat.
Suzaku scoffs at that, "Somehow, I doubt that."
Kuroka gasps suddenly, pointing at Suzaku as though she's got it all figured out, "I know! You're just jelly you didn't think to bring along a sexy secretary uniform as well, nyah~!"
I damn near spat all the air out of my lungs at that.
Though, not going to lie, Suzaku would look downright sinful in such a state of dress
I sit up slightly, turning my head to eye Suzaku.
Not like she doesn't make the Miko dress look anything less either.
Suzaku, at my gaze, turns her head slightly away. A small blush bloomed on her cheeks.
"I am no such thing! But, I may as well," she starts, "considering how much Noriaki had me running around."
A bit of an exaggeration. She was more like a messenger. Kuroka was playing the same role for me with the West Youkai.
The only difference is she got really into it with the outfit and everything.
"Oi." I speak out, causing her eyes to dart back to me, "You totally should. You rock the shrine maiden outfit, you'd kill it as a secretary." I state entirely seriously.
Suzaku's light blush glows slightly brighter, as she looks away once more, "Perhapsafter this is over, I should, hmm?" She asks aloud, eyes darting between me and Kuroka.
Kuroka bounces up and down on my lap, nodding as she does, "Mhmm! Mhmm! Go for it nyah~!"
There's somethingweird, going on between these two.
Kuroka's been encouraging her a lot recently when it comes to certain things, and I'm not too sure-
Pfffttt! Yeah, no, I know what she's doing. She did the same shit to Shirone, I just didn't get to see it.
After the whole thing with Tobio, and Suza getting over it, for the most part anyway, Suzaku hasn't done anything as hard to me as the downright flirting and teasing she did that morning.
But I'm not a dumbass. She's caught something for me, and Kuroka is clearly encouraging her to do something about it.
Now. I could call her out on it, but I'll let the two play their games right in front of me.
For now. I do want to see what Suzaku ends up doing.
My thoughts grind to a halt once again, as Kuroka stops bouncing on my lap, and slowly starts grinding her hips down into my lap, looking down at me with a tempting smile, and licking her lips lightly.
I simply glare back up at her, and boop her nose, prompting her to flinch and cry out, "NYAH!"
"No time for that you, they'll be here any time now." I chastise the horny cat.
Besides that though, the old man is an old pervy bastard, and I'd rather not start anything when he could very easily use his magic eye of bullshit and try to spy on us while doing it.
I'll castrate the fucker if he tries, but still, better not tempt him.
Suzaku lets out a quizzical hum in our direction. Kuroka did that while she wasn't looking, it seems.
Sneaky teasing cat!
Speaking of said cat, her ears perked.
It took only a second longer for me to register why myself.
"See what I mean?" I snorted out once I did.
Kuroka simply pouted, while Suzaku raised from her seat with a sigh.
Three signatures, one familiar, and two entirely foreign, showed up in front of my home.
Well now, I wonder who that could be?
~ A New Sun ~
I, Suzaku, and Kuroka all headed out, each girl at my right and left respectively.
We started heading straight to the gate the arrivals popped in at, seeing the three waiting before a giant carriage attached to an eight-legged warhorse a ways before we get there.
Huh. Sleipnir, right? Big boy.
Kind of makes his owner look ratherlesser, in comparison, though.
Disregarding Inari for now, who brought them here, and focusing on the big Chief God of the Norse himself.
I'm not the slightest bit impressed.
He's a bit on the shorter side, wearing a long white robe with blue accents that sort of reminds of a Roman cassock, particularly the ones the cardinals wear.
I'm sure they'd be extra pissed with Odin here wearing it though, because his version also has golden Norse runes sewn across the collar, down the front, and across the lining of the sleeves.
His unique-looking cap looks like a top hat without the brim and is mostly gold with a single blue band wrapping around the bottom. The whole thing is also marked with the same runes, all across it.
Now, I know he's got that magic eye monocle thing in his left eye, and his walking stick is actually his divine weapon, but still.
We just got here, and the sleazy old fart is already stroking his obscenely long beard and eyeing Kuroka and Suzaku in ways I don't think I appreciate.
Not like the maidenless old man would try anything since the guy can only touch titties at clubs.
Where you expressly do such things.
Pathetic.
"Lord Odin!" My eyes wander to the, admittedly shrill and chastising feminine voice, "We just got here! You can't be looking at them like that already!"
Ah. Rossweisse.
What is Asgard smoking?
No. Seriously. The fuck.
I knew, everyone knew, that Rossweisse somehow not getting any suitors, any boyfriend, nothing at all was a pure load of shit.
And that was through art on a page, or the anime!
But seeing her in person?
Yeah. No. Fuck no. You can't convince me Asgard isn't full of pathetic morons now.
She's wearing a suit, nothing fancy, just a simple fucking suit, it covers her entire body yet somehow her curves poke through and leave absolutely nothing to the imagination.
She's hot as hell. She doesn't lose out to Kuroka or Suzaku whatsoever.
And not a single person asked her out?
It's taking everything in my power not to laugh and cry at the same time right now.
"Bha!" The old god exclaims, "Don't be such a prude. Inari over here already told me, I won't start anything. Looking ain't bad, and that's all I'll do, alright? Damn" He huffs out and mutters something else that I can't hear being away from him.
Well. Good thing Inari handed off my message to him ahead of time.
It was rather simple after all.
'You touch my girls, I'll castrate you, and mail your balls back to Asgard.'
International incidents be damned.
Even if he's stronger than me, fuck it.
After all, his first appearance in the novel to the main group, if I recall correctly, was him straight up sexually harassing Akeno.
So yeah, I'm not taking that shit.
"Be that as it may-" Rossweisse tries to continue, only for Odin to cut her off with what looks like a snort.
"Hush you. As though you get to comment on a man looking at a woman when no man ever looks at you like that." The old god states succinctly.
"T-That! That's not! I didn't choose to-! Mmmm!" The silver-haired young woman falls to her knees, sobbing loudly and incoherently.
I blink.
Inari gives a silent sign and rubs the bridge between her eyes.
Odin, meanwhile, starts pretending Rossweisse simply stopped existing, staring ahead with a dumb lecherous look across his face.
I can't see what Suzaku or Kuroka look like watching this, but I'm sure it isn't pretty.
Well now. Before I inserted here, I always wondered why Odin treated Rose the way he does.
Is it because he's secretly trying to get her to 'woman up', and is looking out for her in his own, stupid, way?
Or is he just a cunt?
I have to say, seeing it in person?
I'm pretty sure he's just a cunt.
My mind was made up, the infinite sass and pettiness generation machine in the back of my head whirled back to life. Dust and cobwebs from months of disuse flinging it all off at once.
I smile my most polite smile, clasping my hands together as we get close enough for them to hear us speak.
"Well now!" I call out, grabbing our arrival's attention, "Lord Odin! Bringing a crying young woman to my gate? Is this a North thing?"
Inari says nothing despite her raising an eyebrow in my direction, and in fact steps back, but Odin finally looks at me specifically before huffing, "Nah, we've got no such thing brat. That's just how my Valkyrie over here is."
Rossweisse quickly stammers back onto her feet, shooting the old man a glare before looking at us, bowing lightly, "I apologize forthat. I a-am Rossweisse, Lord Odin's escort Valkyrie."
She wipes the tears from the sides of her eyes, a professional mask falling across her face as she looks back at us, "I will be under your care during our stay in Japan, it is nice to meet you all."
Huh. It's impressive how fast she can switch from distraught to professional, got to say.
Odin smirked, and leaned forward a tiny bit whilst stroking his beard, "She's also been a virgin for as long as she's been alive." He adds casually.
That mask? Immediately melted off, as her face flipped between panic, indignation, sadnesswhole bunch of things, truly.
But it finally settled on sheer depression as she fell to the ground like a puppet with her strings cut.
"That has n-n-nothing to do with this!" She stammers and sobs and cries, punching the ground over and over with enough force to dent it, "I didn't choose to not have a boyfriend! I didn't choose to still be a virgin!"
Holy crap. Okay. This is just sad.
Odin shrugs casually, "Eh. The business world of the battle maiden, the Valkyries, isn't having a good time right now. Lot fewer heroes these days. So the squad has been downsized, budgets were cut, all that."
Odin pats Rossweisse's head like she were a puppy, nodding all the while, "They're all down on their luck, especially this one, even before she became my escort."
Ah, so the entire Valkyrie Squad is like Rose then?
I think that's what he's trying to say.
I vaguely recall such a thing being the case in the novels, anyhow.
Not like I give a damn about any of that though.
My polite mask drops like a bowling ball as I tilt my head, "Ah? So did the budget cuts go straight in your pocket for your titty clubbing you maidenless old man?"
Odin froze.
Rossweisse blinked, and looked up at me, "...Eh?"
Inari, off to the side, snickered, and Kuroka behind me outright snorted and started cackling.
Odin finally registered my words, and flinched, "M-Maidenless!?" He sputtered, "You little brat! I'll have you kno-"
"That you're the All-Father who hasn't gotten the chance to Father anything in the last several thousand years." I retort, unamused, "We know. No need to remind us."
Odin simply stared at me, his mouth gaping ever so slightly.
Somehow, I get the feeling he's never had to deal with this himself.
Both someone insulting his clear lack of game and talking to him so bluntly.
Odin's mouth snapped shut as he let out a hissing breath through his teeth, "Damn brat. I think I see why Inari over there wanted you for this"
I raise my eyebrow and cross my arms, "Because I won't take your shit in and around my house?"
"Yeah. That. You meant what Inari said, huh?" He raised an eyebrow straight back.
"Damn straight."
Odin hummed in contemplation, "Well thenthere's only one way to deal with an insufferable brat like you"
Odin's monocle suddenly began to shine.
But, unfortunately, the sunlight shining upon me was far brighter.
Rossweisse quickly scrambled onto her feet, "Lord Odin! Wait! You can't! He's-"
Odin suddenly turned to Inari, and called out to her as his monocle dimmed, "How about we go check out where I'll be staying for my trip here yeeeaaah?" He draws out with equal parts desperation and excitement.
Rossweisse stared dumbly at him, "Umhuh?"
Of course he'd run away. And here I was expecting a fight!
Inari hums back, "I don't know, Lord Odin, don't you think you should learn more about how we'll be handling your protection detail here? Noriaki here is responsible for it, remember?"
Slowly, Odin looks back at me, "...Is he now?" He asks, tentatively.
Rossweisse sighs, rubbing her eyes in annoyance, "Lord Odin, we went over this over and over again before coming here"
"Did we now?" Odin scratches at his beard, then shrugs, "Eh. Wasn't paying attention. We went over a red light district on the way here, so I was...Heeheehee~..."
The old man started cackling with a stupid smile on his face.
Right before Rossweisse could admonish him, however, I spoke up first.
"Ya know, if you spent as much time trying to grope a tit on your job, Loki wouldn't be trying to stab your bony ass in the back." I stated ruthlessly.
Rossweisse and Odin flinched this time, looking back at me.
"Brat! How did you!?" Odin trailed off, baffled at my words.
I shrugged nonchalantly, "It's Loki, old man. Do I need to explain?"
Odin stared at me for a moment, before clicking his tongue in his concession, "Fair enough boy. Fair enough."
"Not like you'll be paying attention, but we designed your protection detail to take into account Loki's tricks." I waved him off, "So, go have fun to your old heart's content old man. Try not to get a heart attack seeing a particularly large boobie, while you're at it."
"Tsk!" The old man grunted, as if struck, "It'sappreciated, you brat. Though a word of warning" his face suddenly darkened, "Loki never gets anything done when he tries trickery. Funny as it is, when he comes, he'll be straightforward about it."
I wave him off again, "Then I'll deal with him myself."
Odin winced, "I'drather you not, in the way you're thinking, brat."
"...You don't want him dead?" I raise my eyebrow at that.
"We're brothers by blood" Odin huffs as a pained, almost betrayed look, crosses his face, "So, no. Beat him half to death, to the brink, if you must, butplease don't kill him. Not if there's any other choice."
I let out an annoyed sigh.
Of course it wouldn't be that easy.
"...I'll try." I finally say.
Odin let out a weary sigh of his own, "That's all I ask, brat."
Rossweisse tilts her head towards Odin, a concerned look on her face, "...Lord Odin? Are you?"
Odin shakes his head, and waves her off, "I'm fine, I'm fine. You don't need to worry about these old bones while you still need to-" He then stops, turns, and looks at me to see my glare, shudders, and looks toward Inari, "Can we go now?"
Inari puts a finger to her chin, "Are you sure?"
"Yes." He stresses as I crack my knuckles casually.
"Hmm, oh, very well then" Inari concedes, a big dumb grin on her face.
"Woo!" Odin, suddenly, vanishes in a blur of speed, straight into the carriage.
Even I had to blink a couple of times there before I realized what happened.
The guy must be excited to escape-
I mean, have fun, hmm?
Inari rolled her eyes at the display before turning to me and asking, "Where's Uzume, Noriaki?"
"Doing her thing in the Heavenly Realm, last I checked. Pretty sure she's going over last-minute prep for the meeting with my mother." I answer easily.
Inari nodded, pleased, "Tell her to take the day off when she gets back, alright?"
I nod back, and give her a thumbs up, "Will do. Try not to strangle the old man before I do, yeah?"
Inari gave an amused huff and sly smile, and she turned, shifting into a large pink fox as she did, and jumped on top of the carriage.
Rossweisse began to run towards the carriage, following suit, "Wait for me! Lord Odin!"
One of the windows on the carriage slid open, and Odin poked his head out, "Don't bother! Where I'm going you can't even enter anyway!"
Rossweisse stopped, dead in her tracks, "Eh!? Lord Odin!"
"So! How's about this? You stay here! I hear the boys in this country are an easy lay after all!" He starts cackling as the horse begins galloping away, off into the air, and into the sky, cackling all the way like some depraved Santa Claus.
Rossweisse sputtered, and cried out, "E-Easy!? Lord Odiiinnn!" She held her hand out to the carriage as it soared off, into the distance.
I soon walked up next to her, sighing, "Old fart. Ran away before I could come up with a good retort."
Straight up. Think my machine of infinite sass and pettiness may be a tad rusty.
It should be fine though, it'll have plenty of practice these next few days I feel.
Rossweisse gave a sad huff, before standing up straight and crossing her arms, "He always does this to me" She turned to me, a nervous smile crossing her face, "You wouldn't happen to?"
"Have a space for you to crash at?" I finish, to her nodding anxiously.
Kuroka, chooses this time to jump to Rossweisse's side, startling the poor silver-haired girl, as begins cheerily, "Of course we do! Nyah~!"
"O-Oh! Isee?" She smiles, partly, weakly, and very unsurely.
That's right Rose, you better be careful before our resident black cat snatches you up!
Suzaku approaches my side, a dainty hand over her mouth as she giggles, "I'm glad you said what you said to him thereor else there would be nothing stopping me from giving him a piece of my mind myself."
I shrug, "Eh. He deserved it. Should have tag-teamed him, in fact. Then I could boast about how I get pussy, while he pays to merely touch titties."
Seriously, I had that one loaded in the barrel for a while, but I didn't get a chance to fire it!
Eh. I'm sure I will eventually.
"Tag team, hmm? Oh my~..." She giggles behind her hand further.
She's trying to hide her blush. It's not working so well.
"Oh! Right!" Rossweisse suddenly spoke up, stepping right up in front of me, "You! You shouldn't have talked to a Chief God like that!" She looked up at me sternly, like a teacher scolding her student, whilst pointing at my chest.
Hmm? Another girl I have to teach about poking being rude?
My shrug was even more carefree than the last, "Eh. He was talking to you like that. All I did was give him a taste of his own medicine."
Her finger sagged slightly as she heard my answer, but came back up eventually regardless, "Still! That was very rude! And dangerous!"
"Ah, well." I smirked, as she pouted, pulling away with a huff.
"With that being said" she continues, looking away for a but a second.
Before coming right back up to me, taking me completely by surprise as she grabs my robe's collar and pulls my head a few inches down to her face.
Eerily close now, she states, with a trembling voice, "Please teach me your ways!"
Eh?
Oi. Kuroka, stop giving her that predatory look you!
Well. I may as well beat Kuroka to the punch then-
Kuroka went straight up Rossweisse's side, a sly smirk splitting her mouth as she took one of the poor trembling silver-haired girl's arms, "Teach you, nyah~? You'll have to be more specific with what you want, ya know~?"
Shit.
Rossweisse turned and blinked at the cat, confused, "...I t-though I was?"
Kuroka's smirk somehow grew, "Not quite! See, he could teach how to stand up to that wrinkly old man" Rossweisse's expression sterned slightly, only to do a complete one-eighty as Kuroka continued unabated, "Or! He could show you how to make all his jokes at your expense completely invalid, nyah~!"
Kuroka is a terrible wingman.
Wing cat?
Then again, same shit with Shirone.
Also, he was less joking and more blatantly trying to embarrass and insult her
But I can bring that up later when Rossweisse isn't turning the color of the short-form version of her name; a rose red.
"...Eh?" The Valkyrie squeaks out, going stock still, "W-Wellthere's no way he'dI'm" She began to mutter out what sounded like excuses in rapid succession.
You know what? Fuck it, I'll play.
I stopped her by merely waving her off, "Nah, I totally would. Honestly, Asgard must be full of blind, deaf, and dumb morons if not a single one has ever asked you out."
Rossweisse blinked at me, slowly, her eyes becoming increasingly more foggy with every second.
HmmI can't tell which type of crying she's about to do. Sad cry, or happy cry.
Maybe both?
Probably both.
Before Rossweisse could explode though, Suzaku came up to her other side, taking her other arm, shooting a frown at both myself and the cat.
"Alright, that's enough you two," she hushed us both, before turning to Rossweisse, "I think she's been through enough emotional turmoil for one day."
Rossweisse babbled something out incoherently, while I simply shrugged back, while Kuroka leaned toward her, and smirked.
Suzaku rolled her eyes at us, before patting the side of Rossweisse's face, "Oh you poor dearlet's go inside and get you something to drink. Have you ever tried tea before?"
Rossweisse sniffled, "Iyesbut I wouldn't want to impose on you all"
"It's fine," I spoke up again, "you would be doing no such thing. We got tons of space, after all!"
Rossweisse looked between the three of us, then back towards the direction Odin's carriage flew away, before turning back to us and giving a sad defeated sigh.
"...Very well," She concedes, in a small voice, "but I- EH!?" Only to cry out in shock as Kuroka suddenly jerks her away, and starts walking with her.
"Ah~! We're going to have so much fun these next few days, Rose-chan~! Nyah~!" Kuroka espoused while sauntering away with her.
"You damn cat! Don't be so rough with her!" Suzaku called, effectively being dragged along as well.
"O-Okay? WaitRose-chan!?" Rossweisse cried out exasperation.
I watched the three of them go with a chuckle, Kuroka cackling as Suzaku tried futilely to chastise her, and Rossweisse started panicking at everything going on around her.
Ganbatte, Rossweisse! You'll need it when dealing with those two! Especially the cat.
Once they leave though, I let out a tired sigh.
Odin's going to be around for a bit, touring Japan officially, kind of like a vacation, before the official meeting.
Knowing the maidenless old man, most of the places he'll probably go to are the titty clubs, and restaurants, I'll bet.
No red light districts though. He's maidenless, and for some reason, he'd rather look at titties than get any.
Man, what did this world do to the badass god of war and magic that hung himself for nine days and nights, all for knowledge?
I can sort of see why Loki would want Ragnarok with Odin being like this! I'd be embarrassed too if the literal head and face of the entire pantheon acted like that all the time.
I'd legitimately rather deal with the God of War version of Odin, over the DxD version of Odin, especially for several days straight.
I'm going to run out of barbed insults eventually! And I refuse to lower myself to his level and reuse the same old line over and over again.
Even if it'd be funny, and true!
At least they still have Thor. He's still a badass, right?
I don't recall him ever showing up in the series, so I suppose there's still hope.
More like copium. But still.
I let out a low, annoyed, groan, before heading back inside.
Loki better attack soon, or I'll do his mission for him.
~ A New Sun ~
Literally the next day.
So. First things first, Odin likes going out at night.
Fuck me.
He refuses to go out in the daytime because, in his own words, "All the fun stuff only happens at night~! Gheehee!"
"You don't do anything fun though?" I had retorted.
"Ack! Damn brat!" He spat as if struck back.
He's easy to bully because he's so pathetic.
Anyhow! The first night, the first place we go to?
A Kyabakura. Or in the Freedom Language, a Hostess Club.
Now, the thing about these clubs? There is no dancing, nudity, sexy times; none of that.
No, you go there for mildly flirtatious conversation and drinks.
This is why as we landed in front of said establishment, hilariously called "Club Fluff", my eyebrow immediately started twitching.
Directly across from me in the carriage, sat the pathetic old man who was for some reason giggling like a pervert.
To my right, Kuroka looked out, and instantly deadpanned at our first destination.
Rossweisse, who was sitting next to Odin, looked over, saw Odin's expression, and was about to begin chastising him when Kuroka reached over and grabbed her arm, stopping her with a shake of her head.
Outside, I saw the several hidden Shinto Priests and Youkai guards following us all sharing similar deadpans, along with Suzaku, who looked like she wanted to die.
Same, Suza, same.
"Well?" Odin called out, toward me specifically, "You going to get the door for your country's guest, brat?"
My head robotically swiveled to look at him, my dead look making him flinch.
"I didn't think my opinion of you could go any lower," I began, "but it has. You'd have to find the pieces in Malebolge." I unceremoniously kicked open the door, "Get out you pathetic old man."
Odin huffs as he shuffles to exit the carriage, "What? It ain't that bad!"
"You're paying to simply talk to girls." I stated, dead inside.
"Bha! It's about the experience! You just wouldn't get it brat!" He exclaims, shaking his divine artifact cane at me.
"Yes. Because I don't need to pay to talk to girls. Nor do I need to pay to see tittiesor even get some pussy." I then slam the door shut, as the old man shoutssomethingin indignation, back.
He eventually huffs, turns, and waddles in happily the next second later.
From the top of the carriage, a large pink fox jumps down, its form shifting into that of Inari soon after.
She shoots me a predatory, yet apologetic, smile before following him in.
Huh. Club Fluff.
Inari manages this place, doesn't she?
Well, at least Inari is happy milking him for all he's worth though.
Not like I'd consider him worth much of anything, to be honest
"Payingto talk to girls?" Rossweisse's head slowly tilted as she parroted my words from earlier, in absolute befuddlement.
"Yup." I confirm with a depressed sigh.
"But that'snot even the slightest bit lewd?" Rossweisse continued, disbelieving.
"It isn't, it's just plain pathetic." I wave off.
"Are you sure!?" Rossweisse pipes up again, so loudly that I flinch a little.
I rub the bridge between my nose, "Yes, Rose. That's all it is."
Rossweisse inches back slightly, cheeks flushing slightly.
I've used Kuroka calling her Rose-chan as an opportunity to adopt the short form of her name myself.
Mostly because saying or thinking Rossweisse is getting legitimately tiring.
She's still not used to it, but granted, it's only been a day. No surprise there really.
Kuroka nods as she joins in, "Mhmm~! Essentially, you buy drinks for them, not even alcoholic ones, and you get to talk to them for like30, 45 minutes? Something like that, nyah~! It's pretty sad!"
I nod along in agreement, and add, "Most people that go are the overworked office worker types, that just want a place to go to unwind, feel wantedstuff like that.
"Apparently, some companies even go so far as to sponsor or pay the tabs of employees going to said clubs." I shake my head in distaste at that.
I like to make jokes from time to time, about how awful the work culture is here, but really? It's just fucking sad.
And it's not something a blade can fix. Probably.
"That'skind of sad." Rose frowned, and I nodded.
"And your boss just happily walked into one, nyah~!" Kuroka pointed with a mischievous smile on her face, prompting Rose to flinch and look at the carriage floor, humming in embarrassment.
"You know, Rose-chan~!" Kuroka continued, leaning slightly toward her, "There's also Host Clubs that cater to girls~..."
Rose suddenly shoots up, sitting up straight as her eyes widen, "R-Really?" She leans back toward Kuroka, suspiciously eager, perhaps a little too eager, "...what are t-they like?"
Really, Kuroka?
Also, damn, Rose must be desperate as fuck.
I decide to step in before Kuroka's trolling just makes her freak out again.
"Just the same as a Hostess Club." I interject, much to Kuroka's pouting and Rose's slump in disappointment, "Sometimes, it's even worse. Truly desperate women get caught up racking huge debts to those types of clubs, with the fake as hell hosts essentially stringing them along" I trail off with a shake of my head and sigh.
Both sides here have it rough, huh?
I wonder how much money it would take being thrown at the politicians to get something done about this.
"Debt!?" Rose suddenly shrieked, prompting both me and Kuroka to jump in our seats, "That! Those fiends! Taking advantage of desperate women like that! How could they!" Rose clenched her fists, true fury burning in her eyes.
Huh. I guess that would kind of hit close to home with her, wouldn't it?
Since she is super into budgeting, and she's she's very desperate girlyikes.
I reach over, placing my hand atop her head, and patting it.
Rose immediately shrivels back up, that fire dying as her face burns and her words stutter, "W-What are you-!?"
"You don't gotta worry about anything, Rose." I smile her way, cutting off her stuttering, "You can totally get a boyfriend, without getting tricked at some stupid club!"
"E-Eh!? That's not what I w-was-!"
Kuroka this time cut off her rebuttal, by enthusiastically agreeing with me, "Yeah, Rose-chan~! You're very pretty! With a body to die for just like me, nyah~!"
I turn my head and deadpan down at my cat girl, as she shuffles against my side, wrapping her arms around my torso, "All you need to do is find someone like my darling Nori-kun here who won't hesitate to snatch you right up and pound you into a sex coma in the first night!"
I blinked.
Subtlety. Thou art not Kuroka.
Then Rose blinked.
Then her face turned red, so red, I thought she was about to spontaneously combust.
But instead, she simply just stared.
"...Kuroka." I started.
"Yes, darling~?" She replied, sultry.
"If she's broken, you're paying for her." I continued, my tone unchanging in the slightest.
"Nyah~!? But I don't have any money!" Kuroka exclaimed in indignation.
Of course she spent all her allowance already, not surprising in the slightest.
I sigh, tuning out a rambling Kuroka as she proceeds to beg for money forsomething else.
Keeping my stare on Rose, I see she's entirely shut down.
Shame, too. I was going to ask her something about Odin, something I was always curious about from the original novels.
Ah, well. There's always tomorrow, I guess?
~ A New Sun ~
"Woohoo! Gheeheeheehee~!"
I stare up, blankly, as the steel roller coaster zooms by.
In the front car? Odin. Giggling like a madman all the while.
I can't even fault the guy for acting like a child here, it seems fun, even though roller coasters aren't really for me.
Well, that, and if I call Odin a child, I'd have call-
"OH YEAH! LET'S GO! WOOOOO!"
Another man's screams temporarily overpower my thoughts.
There, in the last car of this particular roller coaster, sat Byakko.
He's not supposed to be here, but when he heard Odin wanted to hit up this theme park, Fuji-Q Highland, he came racing right over.
See, he's part of a perimeter of Youkai and Clans Priests, all set up in several circles around where Odin is at any given time.
Barriers are put up to prevent normal people from seeing us, and to detect where everyone is at any given time.
To guard against Loki's shape-shifting bullshit, personnel swap regularly, exchanging passwords while remaining within the sensory barrier.
Alongside that, the people that show up for the job change every day, just in case Loki tries anything when Odin isn't out and about, like say, kidnapping and trying to impersonate a Youkai from the other day to get it.
That's a simplified version of our security setup, anyhow.
I've got clones with the people monitoring everything, so in case something happens, or they detect something, the clone can pop and tell me right away so I can jump to action.
The specific perimeter Byakko there belongs to is technically the 'frontlines', where if Loki wanted to brute force his way through, he'd be right in the path of it.
It's the point he wanted very vehemently, but it's Byakko, so
To my right, I put a hand on Suzaku's shoulder, to stop her from trying to blow the coaster completely off its tracks with her eyes alone.
Or at least, that's what it looks like she's trying to do. And I don't doubt she probably could.
She looks at me, clearly annoyed, before huffing and crossing her arms, a hard frown plastered across her face.
Wouldn't want to be the Byakko later when we pack it up, I know that.
To my left, Rose was worryingly overlooking several sheets of paper, the way she kept mumbling about 'cutting corners' and 'skipping meals' made me think she was looking over their budget.
So, I reach over and gently take the oh damn wait that's several dozens of paper, a whole bloody packet.
Regardless, I take the packet away from her, prompting her to suddenly perk and turn to me, frowning similarly to Suzaku, "Hey! I was working on that!" She snapped, her voice accented slightlyI can't put my finger on what kind of accent it is exactly though.
Northern Icelandic, maybe?
Regardless, I think it sounded cute.
"This your guy's budget?" I ask, waving the packet around, prompting Rose to nod curtly.
I then proceed to throw it in a nearby trash.
"Wait a minute!" She lunges to catch it midair, but I grab her by the shoulder to stop her, just like I did Suzaku.
"Yeah, no. Don't bother you. You were never gonna balance that thing for the trip here." I snorted out that simple fact.
Rose legitimately scowled, her accent thickening, "Well I have to try!"
"Even when the old fart won't follow it?" I ask.
"W-Wellstillit's my job" Her accent dipped a bit as she fiddled with her fingers, looking down.
I deadpanned at her, "Yesterday, he bought the time of seven girls, all for three to six hours, at the same time."
Suzaku cringed hearing those numbers, and Rossweisse just slumped further.
"Today, he's already ridden that roller coaster," I pointed toward it as it zoomed past again, "four times. And as soon as we got here, the man somehow pulled a Kuroka and bought out two food stands."
Not going to lie, that managed to impress me.
It also made Kuroka want to outdo him, which is why she took my card and ran off with it.
That's why Suzaku's with me right now.
Rose fidgeted in place, and started sniffling, "I knowI know, okay!?" she cried out, accent now completely gone, "It's justI don'twant to be more of a failure than I already am"
Damn this girl needs a genuine hug.
I pat her on the head gently, "I know, and you're not a failure. Especially in this case. Inari is trying to milk Odin for all he's worth, and I'm pretty sure he knows it, but just doesn't care."
"He probably doesn't" Rose agreed solemnly, before sighing, "At this rate, I won't even have enough to feed myself."
"Eh, don't worry about it." I wave her concerns off, "We'llwell, more like I because it's my money, will take care of you."
Rose twitched and finally looked up at me, "W-What!? No! I couldn't ask you-"
"You're not asking. I'm doing it because I want to." I cut her off plainly.
"But t-thats! Still!" Rose tried to protest.
I merely smirk down at her, "Sides'? I'm set, I don't have infinite money, but even with Kuroka spending frivolously, I can live comfortably for a good few human lifetimes easily."
Rose blinks at that, "...Lifetimes?" She parrots, almost as though she's in a daze.
I slowly raised an eyebrow at her, "...yeah? So, you'll be fine."
Rose quickly turns her head away, looking anywhere but at me.
Huh. Now that I'm thinking about it, I know Rose had this thing about money.
Isn't she not paid well under Odin or something along those lines? Too vague of a detail to recall clearly. But I think it was something like that.
"Rossweisse-san?" Suzaku suddenly joins in, calling to the Valkyrie.
Said Valkyrie jumps, turning to look at her, face completely red, "Y-Yes! Lady Suzaku?"
"Are you having problems with money yourself? I recall Lord Odin mentioning budget cuts to your squad, does that include?" She trailed off, allowing Rose to take over with a sad nod.
"Yes, our salaries haven't beenthe most substantial, recently." She sighs out, "Though they are enough to live off of, barely"
Just how fucked is Asgard nowadays, jeez.
Maybe even if Odin doesn't leave her behind after all this, I should just snatch her up myself, as in legitimately hiring the poor girl.
Not sure for what though. Rose would look great in anything I put her in, I'd bet. Even a legit trash bag.
Maybe as a legit secretary to Uzume's maid?
Hmmfood for thought.
Suzaku gave Rose a sympathetic nod, as an idea formed in my head.
"Well, Byakko clearly has an eye on Odin right now. So!" I take both Suzaku and Rose's hands prompting them both to look at me with a blush, "Why don't we three run off and have some fun?"
"F-Fun~!?" Rose jumps as I finish speaking.
Oi. It's only been a couple of days. Don't tell me the cat already turned you into a pervert.
Suzaku was much more subdued, but I caught that flicker of a smirk when I said fun.
Instead of pulling a Rose, she merely smiled lightly and asked softly, "What did you have in mind?"
"Well, I heard this place has the world's largest attraction," I smile wickedly, "the Haunted Hospital. We can even see it from here, I think."
Well, its real name is the Fuji-Q Highland's Super Scary Labyrinth of Fear, but fuck calling it that.
It also looks more like a rundown Japanese school than a hospital, but still. It's supposedly one of the scariest places in the world.
I'm not surprised, as I can feel the several dozen spirits and Youkai inhabitants. So for mundane people, it probably is.
Inari most definitely had a hand in building this place, didn't she?
Rose tilted her head in thought, looking at the old building in the distance, "...a haunted attraction? Well. It certainly is that at least"
Suzaku meanwhile, smirked at me, "My oh my, my Lord~? Are you only asking us to come with you so you could have a chance to hold our bodies when we get scared?"
Rose squeaked at that, "H-Hold our bodies!?"
I smirked right back down at Suzaku, "Me holding you? Who's to say it isn't the other way around, hmm? I just figured a shrine maiden like you would jump at the chance to hold her god"
"Like me, huh~...?" Suzaku giggled airly at that, "Who's to say?"
"O-Oh my..." Rose trembled, looking between the two of us, "How lewd"
I chuckled at both of them, "Well, come along!" I start walking, promptly dragging the two with me.
Suzaku gives an almost Akeno-like giggle, while Rose continues sputtering, though she still allows herself to be dragged along.
I figure we might as well have our fun while we can have it.
~ A New Sun ~
Another few nights have passed by now, and for once, it's a rather calming one.
A few days of doing nothing but clubbing and hitting up amusement parks would do that to anyone, I guess.
So tonight? Odin decided to hit up an onsen, or hot springs, for a relaxing night for once.
The guy is totally trying to perv on the girl's side without me in there, but then again, the only reason I'm not in there in the first place is because neither Kuroka nor Suzaku are either.
They're off doing security stuff, which leaves me in the carriage alone with Rose for once.
She didn't go in because she knew what he'd try to do, and wouldn't be able to stop him.
So, it's just us two here, eating a late-nightlunch, I suppose? It is past midnight.
We stopped by a sushi place on the way here because Odin wanted some, so that's what we're munching on now, though, I got to say
I put my chopsticks down, and with a snap of my fingers, a steaming full teacup appears in my hand.
I quickly take a sip to clear my throat, I swallow down the rest of the fish with a gulp.
"Honestly?" I start with a soft huff, "Not really digging sushi all that much."
Rose blinked at me, putting a hand to her mouth as she swallowed as well, "I'm much more displeased by the cost." She shivered out.
Even I had to cringe a bit, remembering how much our order cost.
It was like, double, maybe triple what sushi normally costs for three people?
These prices are highway robbery! So it's probably Inari again.
I slowly set the boxed sushi down to my side, and stretch out with a tired groan.
Well. While I've got her alone like this, I may as well take this chance to ask her about stuff.
I take another sip of my freshly summoned tea, before continuing with a weak shrug, "Yeahthat's Inari for you." I set the teacup down on top of the box, "Speaking of money though!"
Rose looks at me, an eyebrow raising as she carefully puts the last piece of fish from her box in her mouth.
"You want a job?" I suddenly ask.
Her eyes widened into saucers, "HMM-MMM!?" Then she starts grasping at her throat.
Oh, shit. Now she's choking on fish.
I summon a water bottle and gingerly toss it to her, she snatches the thing up midair and desperately down about half before pulling the bottle away and letting out a long, relieved, sigh.
"...You good?" I tentatively ask.
She nods, before taking a deep breath, and looking at me pointedly, "...what did you just say?"
"I asked if you wanted a job. Well, one that isn't working for Odin?" I repeat, and further elaborate.
She blushes, ferociously, "Like a job working foryou?"
I smile and nod, "Yup! I don't know what kind of job exactly, all I know for sure is though that you'd be great pretty much anywhere."
Rose stared at me, looking me straight in the eyes. I think she was trying to detect any signs of deceit, or waiting for a punchline at her expense. Anything.
But I instead just stared at her back.
Until eventually, she got the memo and looked away, twiddling around with her fingers.
"Ican't justthe position of Lord Odin's bodyguard and escort is supposed to be a high honor" she states, very weakly.
"Supposed to be, huh?" I muse, "Doesn't feel like it, does it?"
Rose twitched, for a brief second, a flash of intense sadness and anger passed over her features, "...the position really should be renamed 'Odin's Maid' or 'Odin's Servant Girl' that" she let out a sigh, "that's what the other Valkyries call me, after all"
I reach over and pat her on the head.
"And even then, I bet you do a really damn good job, yeah?"
She smiles, just a tad, "...I try."
I give her a little hum, "I know. Now, I also knowdespite being a more 'hit it with a sword' type of guy, stealing you from Odin right now probably ain't the best idea. But!" I reach down, gently taking her chin, and guide her head to look up at me.
"After the Norse and Shinto make their alliance? I'll call it fair game. So, you don't have to answer right now," I give her a sincere smile, "just know my door is open, and very welcoming if you want an out, or he does something stupid like toss you away, alright?"
Rose looks at me, a legitimate sparkle in her eyes, "...O-Okay" she states, voice so small I almost can't hear her, "...Thank you."
I have to resist the urge to pull the poor girl into a hug right this damn second.
If I do get pulled into Rose's future arranged marriage plotline, I'm going to relish beating as many Asgardians to a pulp as I can.
But before then? The time is nearing closer.
Loki shall be my first.
Another night, another of the same old stuff we've been dealing with.
By this point, several days have passed. A little around a week by estimates.
The only reason I can't give a concrete length of time is because everything sort of blurs together after a while of doing the same shit over and over again.
Odin has pretty much stayed the course for the same places every single night, despite my incessant roasting of the old man's maidenless status.
Hostess clubs, titty clubs, amusement clubs galore, but not a single red light place visited.
I'll admit, respect to him for not bowing to the whims of another, but no amount of respect will ever raise him from maidenless status.
Tonight, so far, has been just like every other night.
With the difference being that the final meeting between Odin and whoever shows up on the Shinto side is soon, very soon.
Which means tomorrow.
So I'm not very surprised as I sit here, arms crossed, in the carriage flying through the night sky, staring plainly at the giggling, red-faced old man directly across from me.
He's either tipsy or perving on girls through their windows with his magic eyes as we pass over their houses.
"Ohh~!" His magic monocle eye thing sparkles as he starts slurring out words, "Now that's jussstt the right amount of steamHeeheehee~!"
We just passed over an onsen.
So both. Probably both.
Rose, who's sitting next to Odin himself, isn't having it.
"Lord Odin!" She hisses, scowling at him as her accent flares, "It's almost time for the meeting with the Shinto Pantheon's highest deity! It's literally tomorrow! So please lose this lackadaisical attitude at once! At this rate, we'll be yelled at by the people when we get home!"
I noticed a little something after my talk with Rose a few days ago.
Rather than stand by silently, or admonish Odin formally, she hasn't shown any fear in going straight for his throat.
Good girl Rose! You can do it!
Also, the highest deity huh?
I kind of figured mom would be the one to show up. In canon, Amaterasu was the one to show up originally as well, but I wasn't entirely sure if that would hold herekind of figured she might send someone in her place.
Inari left to go prepare for said meeting, but I never thought she'd be the main negotiator for the Shinto side at the end.
"G-Geez," Odin huffed, and I couldn't help but smirk at howput off, he looked with Rose's attitude, "You are a woman who doesn't know how to lighten up, ya know? How about you relax a little? That's why you can't get a single man."
Still not enough to stop his jabs.
Rose immediately flinches back, her scowl quickly evaporating to be replaced by an expression of fear and sadness.
"N-N-None of that had anything to do with my being single!" She stutters and cries out, "It's not my fault I don't have a boyfriend!"
Although, her newfound attitude and weakened tolerance for Odin's bullshit still isn't enough to repel Odin's retorts.
Ganbatte, Rose-chan, you'll get there eventually!
To my side, Kuroka shifts around in her sleep a bit, and I look over just in time to catch a light frown etched across her face.
Oh, right! Kuroka's with me today, and for most of this trip, the poor cat has been sleeping on my shoulder.
Even Kuroka is getting tired of this little trip, that should be pretty telling.
It'd be best not to wake her up right now, and luckily, I have just the thing!
Before Odin could look too proud or smug for his comeback, I huff, then state.
"Says the weaselly old man too scared to hit up a proper red light district. Get a single lay."
"Ack!" Now it was Odin's turn to flinch back, as though punched in the nose, "That's different brat! I'm not trying to father demigods here of all places!"
I nod, "Virgin All-Father lacks pull-out game, confirmed."
"Ack! Brat!" He glares, face no longer a drunk red, as I simply smirk back at him.
On the flip side, Odin's tried fighting back as of late.
It never works out for him.
"Traveled the world for knowledge, hung himself on a tree for wisdom, never learned what a condom was." I continue, stoically, channeling my inner Shirone.
Odin stares at me for a good, long, second. Before clicking his tongue, biting his cheek, and looking out the window.
PointI lost count at this point to be honestfor Nori!
I give a smirk and thumbs up to Rose, who also looks away, but not without a small blush and smile herself.
Then I look back at Kuroka, planting a chaste kiss on her forehead, and once more, the soft purring I come to expect from her is back.
Ahit may be a boring night, but tonight is still a good night.
Why did I think tha-
One of my clones suddenly pops, and I groan, lowly, drawing the attention of the Norse representatives in front of me.
"...Noriaki?" Rose starts, only to be cut off as a loud horse's neigh rings out, although considering the horse doing it, it's more like a roar.
The carriage comes to a screeching halt, and I have to hold Kuroka and brace so we don't fling forward.
Rose slams into the back of her seat, but seems more surprised than hurt, while Odin doesn't budge an inch, only giving an irritated eyebrow raise as Rose stands up urgently.
"What happened to Sleipnir!? Don't tell me" She quickly moves to open the door window on her side, and I rise to do the same, setting a still sleeping Kuroka down gently before walking to the opposite door.
But not before shooting a warning glare at the old man, who gets my message, and decides that for the safety of his old nordic jewels, he'll look and whistle in any direction other than Kuroka's.
Behind me, Rose gasps as she opens her window and looks out in front of the carriage.
I do the sameand sigh instead.
Up ahead, a young man, looking around my age, floats in the air merely a few feet ahead of us.
His hand is outstretched toward Sleipnir, who is very clearly steaming with hatred and disgust looking at the man.
Literally, as in the horse's face is steaming as though it exploded.
The horse is still fine though, just looks very pissed.
The man has brushed back silver hair, his reddish orange eyes seem to smirk slyly just like his mouth, and he wears a similar robe to Odin's, just with way more black, and a bit of dark orange instead of blue.
All around him, though keeping their distance, are Shinto priests, mikos, and exorcists, along with several different species of Youkai. All looking battle ready.
Among them are even the Clan Heads, surrounding him from every direction.
Nakiri on the ground, Kushihashi in the air looking down at him, with the others taking the cardinal directions.
Suzaku looks particularly unamused by the man's appearance, and Byakko looks ready to jump the guy now, but the other heads look on stoically, waiting for the intruderor I suppose attacker, to make a move.
I couldn't help myself, I smiled, big and wide.
What I felt earlier when my clone popped? That was the clone with the people maintaining and watching the detection barriers. The clone popped, specifically because they did their job.
Loki teleported straight on in, with no tact, no tricks.
The clone popping informed myself, and every other clone what was going on, prompting the other clones to quickly spread the word.
Thus, everyone quickly diverged straight onto Loki's positionhere.
Despite the sheer number of people showing up though, the guy doesn't seem the least bit phased.
Rather, Loki maintains his jovial smirk, takes his robe, and lifts it while giving a slight bow.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, servants of the Japanese Gods. I am the Evil God of the North! Loki!" He exclaims, rather proudly.
Behind me, I hear Odin sigh, and mutter, "Remember we talked about brat?"
I don't respond beyond a nod, instead staring intently at the Norse Trickster God, watching, waiting
At Loki's proclamation, no one reacts out of turn beyond staring even harder at the god.
We were expecting him, at least somewhat, after all.
Rose opens the door with a huff, and jumps up and over, on top of the carriage, as Suzaku starts to speak.
"Well wellwe can all see that, yes." She states with a roll of her eyes, "Do you have business with us? Attacking an escort leading a Chief Godmy, you do understand what you're getting into, right?"
Loki didn't care for Suzaku's blatant disregard for him, instead placing his hand on his chest, instead responding pompously, "Oh, I understand, lady mikobut whatever pain I may face here? Well, let's just say it's worth it over the pain and humiliation one must endure when watching one's Chief Deity entreat with foreign powers."
Loki nearly snarled that last bit out,
Suzaku frowned, her stone-cold glare falling upon him, "Are you trying to imply something about our gods in the east here?"
Loki laughs, boisterously, "Why, of course I am! The East here isn't worthy of us in the North! Of knowing our secrets, our customs, culture!
"The North and the Far East were never meant to mix like this!" He exclaims with passion, "After all," he then continues, solemnly, "if such a thing occurs, then we won't be able to have the day of Ragnarok"
"Loki."
Said God suddenly perking as a stern old voice traveled through the air, I turned, looking back to find Odin justgone.
When did he leave?
In any case, Odin seemingly floated up to and on top of the carriage, landing without even a thud.
"Before we start, I must ask you one thing." Odin places both hands on his walking stick, and stares intently at Loki, "Are you doing this of your own will? Or did someone else put you up to this? Like saythe Khaos Brigade?"
Loki frowns, "I feel sickened that you would mix my opinions with those foolish terrorists!" He states, legitimately offended, "I came here of my own will! And Ophis has nothing to do with this!"
At that name, practically everyone stilled.
Ahright, the Khaos Brigade. They were kind of a big deal early on in canon, weren't they?
Though I don't think I've seen much of them myself.
Odin gives a weary and tired sigh, "Of course notyou're too much of a fool and hard head to follow them, aren't you?"
Rose then stepped forward, her suit flashing in that instance, being replaced by her Valkyrie armor.
Damn.
No, wait, oogle later.
"Lord Loki! Your actions far exceed your authority! Doing something like striking out at your Chief Godno, not just that, your blood brother!" She called out, clearly enraged and disgusted, while Loki scowled, his teeth grinding as she continued.
"This is unforgivable! If you wanted to contest this, you should have made your argument at the meeting, not start a fight!"
As Rose finished her admonishment, Loki snarls, "A mere maid shouldn't decry me for things she understands nothing of!" He retorts viciously, prompting Rose to flinch back before Loki turns his eyes to Odin.
When he does, his glare seems to almost becomesofter.
"Odin. Are you still planning to continue these dalliances with the outside world, and its factions?" Loki asked, succinctly, yet there was a slight hint of desperation there.
The Norse Chief God couldn't return Loki's gaze as he responded, "Yeah. Out here? Far more interesting than back in Asgard. Far more fun. Japan is fun. I want to see this world we missed for the past several centuries, locked away as we were.
"I want to know about the others of our distant kin, the Shinto Gods of Japan, the Greeks on Olympus, the Celts hidden in their OtherworldAll of them."
His old one good eye finally meets Loki's gaze, and it's resolute, "We will have peace in this world, at last. All of us, together. It starts here, Loki. Whether you like it or not."
This sounds and feelsvery different from canon, and that look on Loki's face? That look of betrayal.
Loki, quickly, steels his expression, an easy smirk falling in front of other emotions, masking them with ease.
"...I see." He states, "Then I see you have no intention of backing down. Very well. Let's have a display of power, then."
"FUCKING FINALLY! WOOO YEAH!"
Loki barely has time to react as a large, muscular humanoid white tiger flies in from the side, landing a hard right haymaker to his face that makes even me wince, sending the god flying straight down into the ground with a roar.
For a second, all is quiet.
Everyone stares at the tiger man, mouth agape.
Well, everyone besides the Shinra priests. They just look embarrassed.
Then, the silence is broken by Odin barking out an amused laugh.
Fucking Byakko.
~ A New Sun ~
Fucking Byakko.
Suzaku had to withhold chastising Byakko for that on the spot, they have to present a united front right now after all.
Besides, the plan did account for Byakko beingwell, him.
It was pretty much made to appease the man, after all.
Originally, Noriaki was supposed to handle Lokior any intruder really, straight from the start.
It would have been quicker and cleaner that way, but it would also leave the heads, or, really, just Byakko, very discontent.
So, now all that's left is to draw Loki into doing what Noriaki feared he might do, and then he'll step in, and finish it.
But for now? The Clan Heads get to soften him up.
Also, she wouldn't admit this out loud, but it does feel particularly good fighting for him. Especially as he is her god
"Youservants of the Japanese Gods" Suzaku's focus returned in full force as the Norse trickster god's voice resonated from below with a cold fury.
The cloud of dust and debris below dispersed with a wave of his hand as he stood back up on his feet, mostly unharmed, save for the nasty mark on the god's cheek where Byakko's fist struck.
He smiled a bitter smile, "I suppose I shouldn't underestimate the Far East, hmm?"
Power, divine power, erupted from his form in the shape of an almost fiery aura, burning with black, red, and orange.
He brushed his thumb across his cheek, burning the mark marring it away.
"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!" Byakko roared, flying down to finish his job.
Only, his fist cleaved through a blurred afterimage of the god, the force of his blow shattering the ground without even striking it.
Dozens of Norse magic circles appeared, scattered throughout the air, and from them all came Loki. A blurred version of him, each one filling the air with mocking laughter.
Suzaku clicked her tongue in annoyance. Duplication Magic. Advanced Duplication Magic, by the looks of it.
Suzaku looked to the rank-and-file priests, and nodded, prompting all to scatter.
Their job? Make sure no humans get caught up in this, and strengthen the barriers to keep the fight contained and people out of the area.
That taken care of, Suzaku raises her hand, palm outstretched.
At the same time, Seiryuu raises his hand.
A flaming bird roared into existence in her hand, and with a drop of the Seiryuu's, a localized whirlwind erupted.
She threw the bird into it, and watched as a flaming hurricane shot into the sky, blowing away every last duplicate present.
"Where do you think you're looking, lady miko?" A voice uttered nearly in her ear.
The voice then grunted, and Suzaku didn't bother to even turn around, smiling instead, "Enjoying the show." Finally, she did, eyes meeting the scowl of Loki, trapped within a bubble of water twice his size, holding a dagger in one hand made of his aura, "How about you, Lord Loki? Enjoying our country so far? Have you seen the little places we call a" she smirks, "onsen around here?"
She touched the bubble, causing it to immediately start to boil.
"They are simply to die for." She adds on, watching the god's eyes widen, but didn't get a chance to look long as Genbu sent the water bubble straight down.
The freshly boiled Loki barely had time to get his bearings, as the Ouryuu was suddenly in his guard, clad in a thick golden aura of touki, and palm buried in his gut.
The shockwave blew away the surrounding water and sent the god flying once more.
Into a clothesline by an eagerly waiting Byakko, the god slammed into the ground once more by the tiger man.
"Miss me?" Byakko grinned feraly down at the god, only to yelp and leap away as tree roots began bursting from the ground around the god.
"Oi! I was about to stomp his face in!" Byakko calls up to Seiryuu, who merely rolls his eyes.
The tree roots wrap around Loki tightly, prompting the god to growl as a full-on tree grows around him and lifts him into the air.
"Be quiet already, and let's finish this already." Seiryuu calls succinctly, raising his hands high to control the tree.
Byakko huffs, even as his touki forms around him with a loud pop.
Genbu holds out her hand, and a sphere of water forms, and rapidly builds in density and size, its shape twisting into that of a massive turtle shell.
Ouryuu stomps the ground, golden veins appear from the earth, connecting to him, and causing his golden aura to glow brighter and fuller as he takes a martial arts stand, posed to strike.
Suzaku rolls her eyes, but flames bellow from her form regardless, turning into a flaming bird-shaped aura around her.
The Norse god within the tree begins to struggle and strain against his binds, the wood beginning to creak and splinter.
As one, the Five Heads strike.
~ A New Sun ~
Well now, that's a lot.
Like, whole shit, I legitimately feel bad for Loki right now.
Five versus one? Against the Five Heads, whose magic all flows together in the Five Phases?
Yeah, poor guy. Yikes. Not even I'd wish for that fight.
Massive constructs of fire and water, a flaming bird and spinning turtle shell respectively, lightning raining from above, and two brawlers going for full power strikes.
All with Loki stuck in the center, trapped within the bark of a tree of all things.
Yet, even with all this.
A small spark of red ruptures through the tree.
Loki is still a God.
As the attacks fly, the tree promptly explodes with divine power from within.
Despite its appearance, it feels cold, just like the lands he originates from.
The force of the aura erupting holds back the attacks, but what truly stops them are the several dozen nordic magic circles that follow quickly after.
The barriers easily absorb the rains of lightning, blow apart the constructs of fire and water, and send back Ouryuu and Byakko, their full power punches merely cracking the barrier circles, Ouryuu's more than Byakko's, but they still both get scuttled back regardless.
In the center of it all, Loki floats, his aura bellowing out around him like a bonfire.
He glares through his now rather messy hair, it now falling in front of his face post getting knocked around briefly like a ragdoll.
His eyes glow a fiery red behind his silver locks as he eyes the Five Heads, before suddenly, they land not on any one of thembut behind them.
Odin.
He raises a hand, and aura gathers and flows, streaming and condensing before his palm, before launching as a baleful blast of light.
Which none of the Five Heads saw coming, as they were recovering from their attacks being thwarted.
I grab hold of my sword, and my eyes activatebut I stop, as Rose steps forward, a dozen Norse magic circles of similar design, yet different, to Loki's own appear with a raise of her hand.
The first barrier pops like glass, as does the second, and third
But with every barrier the attack blasts through, the light dims, and the next barrier takes slightly longer to shatter.
Until the last few barriers, where the baleful light blows through them, and dissipates with the last of its energy into sparkles.
Rose gives a trembling sigh, while Odin merely strokes his beard, seemingly in thought.
"Your barrier spells need work." He finally decided to say after a moment.
Rose perks up, "I knowwww!" and promptly cries out in response.
JeezI'm starting to see why Norse Magic is considered the best.
Rose isn't even the greatest with defensive magic, yet still formed enough shields to block Loki's Hail Mary attack.
Loki, meanwhile, was able to completely put a stop to the Five Heads assault with his barriers, despite clearly getting his ass handed to him previously.
Not bad, not bad at all.
Loki let out a hiss of annoyance at his attack being stopped, before calling out, "All these priests, with their Eastern Magic, and all these creatures trying to study me" his gaze sweeps across the Youkai floating around, their Youjutsu symbols turning to mist in his sight, forcing them to back away.
When they're all scuttled, his eyes return to Odin, "And these people, the leaders of the Eastern Factions, I presume? Along with that boy, hiding in the back"
Oh you little shit, I'll show you who's a boy when you try summoning that dog!
Loki quirks a smile, "Odinfor a mere guard, isn't this a bit much?"
Odin merely snorts at that, "I didn't plan this, I'll have you know. But look at how well it's working? Barely started, and you're already acting like a cornered rat!"
Loki grinds his teeth as Odin starts laughing, boisterously.
It's almost time. I can feel it.
"Very well." Loki states, his smirk returning, and growing wicked, "Then I will call him."
Upon saying that, Odin suddenly stops laughing.
"...What did you say?" Odin tries to ask, but Loki ignores him, as he spreads his robe, and raises his eyes to the heavens.
His aura bellows out, and the magic circles around him fall, as the sheer force of his aura radiating holds the Five Heads in place.
"Come out!" He calls, nearly cries, "Be free my adorable s-UGH!"
His aura pops, dispersing around him into nothing.
Slowly, ever so slowly, he looks down, blood beginning to trickle down from his mouth.
His eyes flicker with divine might, and sheer confusion, as he beholds my eyes, swirling, staring right back into his.
As I stand before him, my blade embedded in his stomach, glowing brightly, I have only one thing to say to him.
"Be thankful, to Odin," I grab the side of his face, pulling him in closer to whisper to him, "for it is the only reason you still live right now."
Loki yelps in pain as I tear my sword from his stomach, and kick him straight down into the groundwhere he belongs.
I wave my sword at the others, and they all back away, forming a small perimeter around myself and Loki. A ring, essentially.
Now then
"T-Thankful?" My gaze narrows down at the source of Loki's voice, "Why, would I ever be thankful, to such a selfish hypocritical coward!?"
Baleful red light flashes, revealing Loki crouched on the ground, divine blood leaking from mouth and torso, and one hand held upthe source of the light.
A loud thrum resounds throughout the street as Loki fires his aura bullets.
Several times, each like a cannon shot.
With a swing of my sword, each ball of aura is cut in twine, exploding harmlessly in the sky above.
His last one misses as I vanish, appearing in a golden blur in his face.
His other hand rises, a dagger made of his condensed aura swinging for my throat
Yet. It's all soslow.
And my eyes see how fake he is.
Sun Breathing.
I jump into a backflip, as the real Loki appears behind me, his lunge at my heart with his dagger missing entirely.
His duplicate, the fake Loki, sputters out of existence as the shock starts registering on the true Loki's face.
And then, the pain.
Setting Sun Transformation.
As my blade swings down mid-flip and bites down, and through, his overextended attacking arm.
I land back on my feet as Loki howls, crying out in anguish as he stumbles forward, nearly landing on his face as he clutches the remaining stump of his arm.
My blade cauterized the wound. So no bleeding, but no putting it back on either.
Loki turns, as I turn back to face him, and almost immediately fear joins the pain etched in his face.
I start walking towards him.
"Y-Youforeign, Far East God!" He sputters, trying to shuffle away from me, "You don't understand, couldn't understand! The folly of Odin! What he's done to us, my people!" He grunts as his back hits a wall, his eyes rapidly dart around, looking for an escape, any escape.
But he finds only the Five Heads, waiting. Boxing him in.
I stop right in front of him.
Loki raises his now only arm and fires a bullet of divine aura.
Even this close, I cut it in twine.
Loki gives a desperate gasp, "Ragnarok! Ragnarok is the purpose I was born for! We agreed, Odin and I, that we'd face it together! No matter what happens!" The god cries, desperately trying to back away further.
I almost snorted at that.
Funny. Considering he's supposed to start it in the first place.
"We gave this oath, this promise, in blood! And now! And n-now he just wants to run away!? No! No!" Loki cries, over and over, almost manically, "I refuse to allow it! We fall together, as we promised, as we all promised!"
Loki raised his only arm, and cried,
"Fimbulvetr!"
And something in the air shifted.
His divine power, his magic, and his divine authority flooded the air, the sky, and the ground.
It flooded everythingand then came the chill.
A massive nordic magic circle formed beneath our feet, and grew, and continued growing. Icy cold winds began to bellow out, and snow and ice rocketed out from it.
It was like he opened a portal to a terrible winter hell, and I was standing right on top of it.
And yetI didn't care much for it.
Glaring down at him, I did exactly what he did. My power, my authority, followed his, and promptly pulled his power like one pulling particularly nasty weeds.
I watched as Loki went from manic desperation to astonishment, and then pure depression as winter pulled itself back, seemingly consumed by my golden glow.
The icy winds became warm, the ice and snow melted, the magic circle sputtered outlifeless.
"A-Ah" Loki mutters, staring listlessly at where his spell existed, for the short time it did, "I see. It didn'tit's alreadytoo late."
With that, I reach down, and grab him by his messy hair, making him look me in the eyes.
He doesn't even try to resist the immense amount of Holy Spirit Power I jam into his brain, forcing his eyes to grow glazed over and roll into the back of his head.
When I let him go, the god fell on his side, completely out cold.
With a sigh, I sheath my sword and turn back to everyone juststaring at me.
I raise an eyebrow back, "...Sup?"
Then, two new magic circles appear, neither of which I recognize.
From one, out steps Tobio, a bunch of girlsand Kouki.
I'm about ready to make a quip when the people in the second circle step through.
Vali, andhis entire team.
I update my quip on the fly and point to the downed Loki.
"Yo. You're both very late."
Both groups immediately turn on their leaders, both talking about how they should have appeared after the last power spike, not this one.
Vali only huffed, while Tobio rubbed the back of his head and gave a nervous chuckle.
My smile though? Couldn't have been any bigger.
"So, what's your excuse?"
I blinkshockingly, those words weren't mine, but instead, Vali's, directed toward Tobio. Though I was admittedly about to ask something similar myself.
Tobio's group quieted down before Tobio turned, his face hardening as he looked at the White Dragon Emperor.
"Excuse for what, Vali?" Tobio asks stoically back.
Vali merely smirks, "For showing up so late, of course. I held back until that big burst of divine power to pull a hero saves the day moment, you know? So what about you?"
My smile fell off.
Of course he did that. Dick.
Tobio frowned as he replied, "Noriaki could handle himself just fine. We held back because we were waiting in the wings in case something happenedlike someone else showing up."
He narrows his eyes, and smirks as he continues, "Lavinia caught a whiff of your teleportation circle, so we showed up. Wouldn't have otherwise, unless Loki summoned whoever he wanted therebut Noriaki took care of that before I could jump in."
Right as he finished, Tobio stumbled as he was pushed to the side slightly, and avery voluptuous blonde in a white and blue witches outfit, with a big puffy hat and all, took his place.
She gave a very wide, very goofy smile Vali's way as she waved at him, "Ara ara? Is that little Va I see over there? It's been so long~!"
I could barely contain my snort. Va? She has a cute little nickname for him?
Vali slowly looked anywhere but at her, giving an embarrassed frown, which eventually settled on me.
I simply chuckle at the display, prompting his frown to cringe further with embarrassment.
Heh. Serves you right, you edge lord wannabe.
Eventually, Vali shakes off his embarrassment and settles back into that same cocky smirk that seems to be his default facial expression.
"So then, Noriaki Kusanagi," he addresses me while crossing his arms, "I see you have gotten stronger if you can manhandle Loki like that."
I eye the maimed, unconscious trickster god on the ground, before looking back at him, "To be honest, the guy wasn't that strong."
"Really?" Vali sighed, a sad disappointed thing, "Unfortunate. Here I was thinking fighting some Norse Gods would be a fun time." After a moment, his expression brightened slightly, "Well, I guess not all hope is lost."
He turned suddenly, facing the direction of Odin with a grin stretching across his face, "After all, there is still a Norse God here"
My hand immediately went to my sword hilt, a snarl on my lips. "Vali! Don't you fucking dare start shit right now!"
Rose stepped in front of Odin, face hardened and focused, the old god however merely gave the white dragon a snort, disregarding him entirely.
Tobio even stepped forward, arm outstretched to the side, ready to summon his scythe at any moment. The rest of his team looked similar, even Kouki, who was staring bloody murder at me this whole time until now.
Lavinia though, was the only one amongst them that seemed genuinely concerned.
Similarly, the Five Heads readied themselves for battle, and I'm honestly kinda shocked Byakko didn't just try to jump in and start the fight now.
The Genbu girl is shaking a little though. Nerves? Now? She seemed fine at the meeting though
Vali gave everyone's reaction a once over, before smiling casually, "What, Kusanagi, that is what terrorists do...besides, you shouldn't talk. I beat you soundly last time we fought, and you aren't the only one who has gotten stronger."
"Soundly!?" I scoff, a little offended, "We fought for hours, what do you mean soundly!"
I'm going to tear him out of his armor and chuck him into the sun, or so help me-!
"Hold up now, rewind that a bit!" Odin suddenly called out, hitting his stick on the hood of the carriage loudly, "Terrorists? You mean, the Khaos Brigade, right?"
Vali waves the old man off, "In a waywe're more like allies. It's easier to do what we want aligned with them than anyone else."
"Oh yeah?" Odin mused, monocle sparkling, "And what would that be?"
Vali smiled wide, "Strength. Power. The likes of which can't be won through peace, but in battles hard fought."
This time, my snort could not be contained, "Vergil wannabe."
Vali's head knocked to the side, as though struck.
"Awww~! Va-kun! If you need strength, don't hesitate to call on your big sister!" Lavinia cooed out, prompting a very slight blush to dust his cheeks.
Then, Tobio snorted, and that seemed to open the floodgates from the other members.
They all pretty much started cooing at him, calling him various embarrassing nicknames.
Lucidrago. Va-kun. Radra. Lucidra.
Ramen Dragon? Kouki called him that one.
All the while, Vali clenched his teeth and started trembling in teenage angst and cringe.
I'd throw in my stuff, but honestly? Team Slash/Dog is doing good work by themselves.
The guy holding a big bo staff standing next to Vali seems to think so too, as his whole body shakes, holding his stomach as his laughing reaches the point it starts to hurt.
"Va-kun? Lucidrago? V-Vali, man! You should've told us more about your time with these guys!" He pats Vali on the back, "It sounded like a blast!"
Vali finally let out a long, pained groan, causing the guy to laugh harder.
Bo staff guy, think that's the current Monkey King, Bikou, I believe his name was?
Tall athletic guy, wearing old-fashioned Chinese armor of red and goldyeah. Pretty sure that's him.
The other two members of Vali's Team I recognize more readily; the fancily dressed British man with two swords, one strapped to his back, the other his waist, and the small British school girl with a floppy witch hat and staff, both blonde with blue eyes.
Arthur and Le Fay Pendragon, respectively.
Arthur watched the commotion happening before him rather impassively, while Le Fay held a dainty little hand before her mouth, trying not to bust out laughing like Bikou.
Then, as though she sensed it, her eyes flickered in my direction, looking back at me.
Almost immediately, her demeanor changed, as she grabbed her floppy witch hat and used the rim to cover her face.
She wasn't quick enough though, because I could see her face turn into a bright tomato before she could cover it up.
I blink. Huh?
Looking at Arthur now, I suddenly find him giving the side eye my way.
Still an impassive stoic rock of face, yet his eyes had a spark ofjudgment, in them?
What the fuck do I do?
Odin meanwhile, during all of this, just seemed amused.
Vali though?
"Alright, ALRIGHT!" His wings, both Devil and Longinus, explode out from his back, "That's ENOUGH!" He calls, almost roars, fists clenched, his aura bubbling to the surface, his demonic power becoming known.
Everyone tenses again, Tobio's scythe forms from the shadows, and Istand where I have been, getting a feeling for his power.
His power, beyond being wroth with rage, has increased by a good degree. I can feel that much.
Still though, nowhere near as impressive as the insane growth spurt my powers went through.
I could take him. Even without the sun. Even in his Balance Breaker.
Probably even in his Juggernaut Drive.
'I'll show you a real Juggernaut Drive' huh?
That familiar anticipation burns and churns within my gut.
I want this fight that's brewing. But I can't have it here.
My eyes glance over the street, the rank and file lingering
If a big fight between all of us and Vali's Team broke out, the damage would be catastrophic.
Worse than my fight against the red dragon in Kuoh.
Vali would be forced to go Juggernaut Drive to even have a chance against me, much less Tobio, and all that power concentrated here...two Longinus, a god?
The barriers would snap and fall apart like bundles of twigs.
So, how do I go about getting the fight while preventing collateral
"We came here to fight the Norse." Vali declared, "If we won't get that here, then we'll just find another place with plenty of Norse"
Rose's eyes widened, before her glare intensified several fold, "Asgard? You wouldn't!"
Vali's grin widened as he spoke, "It doesn't have to come to that, of course." His eyes settle on Tobio. "Fight me."
Tobio glares, but doesn't move or say a word.
"Fight me," Vali continues, his grin becoming strained with mania, "go all out. Don't hold back. I'm an enemy now, Tobio. Come on. Do it."
Tobio still says nor does anything.
So Vali continues, "...You wanna know something funny, Tobio? I betrayed the Grigori before they fell apart, and have been a traitor for a long time."
Now at that, Tobio's eyes widened confusion, betrayal, anger.
Vali smirked and went on, "That's right. The Chaos Brigade, with a 'C', that you helped destroy? When it fell apart, it was quickly replaced by the Khaos Brigade, with a 'K'and I joined them right after."
Tobio's grip on his scythe increased to the point his knuckles went stark white, and finally, the increasingly angry young man spoke.
"...Why." A single world, calm and restrained, yet spoken very near a breaking point.
Vali gained a melancholic smile as he shook his head, "I was never going to get what I wanted with the Grigori. Never could. It was inevitable."
Something in his mind, something in his eyes, snapped at that moment, and the rage became center stage.
Yet, before he could swing his scythe, or even take a step, someone reached out from behind him, and set their hand on his.
He stopped immediately, as the figure of a small girl with long brown hair done up with two small twin tails, stepped right up to his side.
Her emerald green eyes look right up at him, almost glaring, but more in a chastising sort of way.
Oh? Is this the girl Tobio has a thing for? Sae, I believe?
I can see why if so, she is pretty cute.
In any case, she gets on her tiptoes to whisper something to him, and in not but a few short moments, Tobio sighs, before angling a soft smile down at the girl.
His scythe vanishes as he wraps his arm around the girl's waist, pulling her closer and prompting an audible squeak from her.
He doesn't even look at Vali anymore, so he doesn't see the look on Vali's face morph into one of sheer disappointment.
"Getting baited so easily by your little tough guy edgy anti-hero act." Tobio scoffs in distaste, presumably at himself, "I won't start anything with you today to satisfy your battle lustbut when you're done LARPing, we'll be waiting for your apology."
Vali's eyebrow twitched, "Act? LARPing? Are you just making excuses because you're whipped now?"
Tobio chuckles, "No, nowe still have your old notebooks you know?"
Vali froze.
"You know the one," Tobio continued ruthlessly, with a wide reminiscing smile, "with all your future special attack names, and edgy catchphrases and lines to say when you meet your 'destined' rival."
Lavina chose that point to add in, "One of my favorite lines is" she hums and the next time she speaks, her tone and voice deepens, but not that much, "I feel regret that I was born into this era. A world without God. I would have wanted to defeat God!"
I think she was trying to sound like Vali, but uh, that didn't work. At all.
Still, very chunni. Definitely something Vali would say.
In fact, I'm pretty sure he did.
Vali meanwhile, simply stared at them, red streaking from ear to ear, "...give them back!" He half whispered, half yelled, much to everyone's amusement.
Lavinia gave him a sweet smile, "Come back and take them then, Val-kun~!"
Vali looked away, clicking his tongue with distaste like the proper edgy chuuni half-devil he is, prompting Lavinia to giggle, which just made him more embarrassed.
The poor guy is already getting destroyed, and it's not even my turn yet!
Seeing Vali isn't going to make a move, Tobio turns away from Vali, "Now then, we'll be watchingbut I don't suspect much else will happen after tonight. Right. Vali?"
It's Vali's turn not to answer, and he does his job excellently.
"Besides," Tobio continues, a small smirk spreading across his face, "there's somebody else who can handle you just fine."
Vali perked up suddenly, finally looking back toward the ground.
Then he flinched, as right in his peripheral vision, golden glowing eyes, my eyes, stared at him.
Vali jerked away, floating a fair few inches back as I was, after all, right in his guard.
He quickly adopted an eager smile as he faced me though.
Bikou blinked, the Monkey King slowly looked my way with a curious gaze, "...Huh."
Arthur merely looked at me fully, while Le Fay?
Poor girl saw how close I suddenly was and nearly gave a startled shriek. Instead, she merely bolted and hid behind her brother more.
Okay, seriously, what the hell did I do?
More importantly, though, I'm up two for suddenly blitzing guards today, huh?
Also, Tobio's a bro for easily setting that up for me.
Definitely getting him a drink after this.
"Try not to hurt him too badly, whatever happens." Tobio says as he and his team walk away, into a freshly made magic circle.
I'm pretty sure that was aimed at me.
Vali seems to think the same, as his eyebrow twitches, and I smirk at him.
"Alright then, Chuuni Dragon Emperor," he twitches again, prompting Bikou to give a cough of laughter, while I crack my knuckles, "my turn."
Vali gets low, immediately ready to burst forward, but I hold out my hand to halt him, "None of that nowwe are in the streets after all. If we fought right this second, we'd destroy the districtthat, and" I ran my eyes across the gathering of Clan and Youkai, "Well, if we started somethingeveryone else would be liable to jump in."
Vali scoffed at that, "My team can handle some trash."
"But so many? And the Clan Heads? Along with Odin's Escort and myself?" I add, "Can you and your Team really take all that?"
Despite it all, his smile grew cocky, "You underestimate our power, Noriaki Kusangi."
Why is this guy still saying my full name?
Oh. Right. It's supposed to make him seem cool.
"He is correct, Mr. Kusanagi." I blink the shock away, as a polite male voice breaks into the conversation.
Arthur comes floating up, slowly, his hand drawing the sword sheathed at his hip.
The sword is pretty damn long, kind of like my sword actually, with a hilt that could easily pass for a greatsword, a round pummel at the end, and a huge cross-shaped guard.
The blade's edge is golden, and, all in all? I have to say.
It looks kind of silly to me, not going to lie.
He stops a few feet away from me, and points the sword at my throat, "There is nothing that I, with the Holy King Sword Caliburn, can't cut."
At that exact moment, the entire blade of his sword bloomed golden, radiating a Holy Aura denser, purer, and far stronger than even several Shrines I've been to.
All condensed into a blade a few feet long.
Definitely the strongest Holy Sword I've felt.
Shame it still looks like it's overcompensating for something.
"But I would much rather test this blade's edge against you, rather than dull it against the unworthy." Arthur continues, "It was originally my intention to challenge you as a swordsman, butsomething else has come to my attention that you must answer for."
At that exact moment, Le Fay's head pops up from around Arthur's shoulder.
At my blank stare, she quickly vanishes once more, but once again, I'm left wondering
The fuck did I do!?
I skim through the good old memory banks real quick, trying to find the answer.
Yeah. No. Still nothing. The fuck!?
"Okay okay," Bikou floats on over, standing a golden cloud, "calm the overprotective big brother shtick Arthur."
Arthur gives a faux gasp, looking toward the Monkey King, slightly offended, "It's not being overprotective it's a matter of honor-"
"Honor. Innocence. Chivalry, blah blah blah." Bikou rattled off uncaringly, "You can keep espousing knightly virtues, but we all know the real reason you wanna slash him."
Uh. No we all don't!
"As for me?" Suddenly, I find the tip of a bow staff, pointed at my throat, joining the sword, "I wanna hit em because my senjutsu is picking up weird things from him. That's all."
Arthur joins me in giving a plain stare at Bikou.
Vali floats toward us all, and gives a, for once, contemplative look.
"Everyone wants a piece of him, huh? That does kind of complicate things." He muses.
"Not really." I reply plainly, "I can just fight all three of you at once."
All three guys blink in union.
Vali was the first to respond to that, with a scoff, "You could barely fight me one on onedon't you think that's a bit much for you right now?"
My head snaps towards Vali's direction, a perfectly calm smile etched across my face, "It seems you spent all your time fantasizing about cool move names then training your power-sensing abilities, huh?"
Vali flinches at that, as though struck, before huffing and crossing his arms, glaring straight back, "There's no way you've grown that much since."
I raise an eyebrow slowly, take a breath, and unshackle my power.
I didn't put everything in against Loki, but here, I show everything.
A brilliant golden honey-colored aura explodes from my form, an amalgamation of my energies brought forth.
My face and chest burn as my mark activates and spreads.
The first to pull back? Bikou. He's a Youkai, but not enlightened like his Ancestor, his very being is repulsed by my powers.
Arthur isn't scared but is pushed back by the shockwave simply letting loose unleashes.
I note, in the back of my mind, that Caliburn was cutting my aura until its user was pushed back.
Guess there was some truth to Arthur's statement there, hmm?
Vali meanwhile, simply stared, holding his hands out to either side, catching the twoor I suppose three, because Le Fay is on Arthur's back still, to stop them from flying away.
Then, he smiles.
It has been a really long time since I've seen such a perverse expression of battle lust.
Shame it has to be Vali showing it, and not like a girl.
Or at least a female Vali.
Shame, that.
"This power.you far exceed the state you were in when we fought, by several orders of magnitude." Vali espoused with glee, "Yeslike this, you can certainly handle itJuggernaut Drive"
"You'll have to wait until tomorrow then." I state with finality, "We'll set up a nice little place for us to beat each other up, free of thinking about collateral, or anything else."
Vali grinned something fierce, excited, though he tried to hide it as he spoke, "...I suppose we can wait until tomorrow."
Bikou looked ever so slightly nervous, while Arthur glared back, looking about ready to try and cut me regardless.
"Good. Then I think you've held up this convoy for long enough, don't you think?" I 'ask'.
"I suppose we have, hmm?" Vali looks down at Arthur's back and nods, grin never leaving his very punchable face.
At that moment, a magic circle swirled into existence behind the small group.
"We'll meet up outside the Ise Grand Shrine, right after I drop Odin off, we'll head off." I add before they leave, as I Iet my power simmer down, "Sounds good?"
"Excellent." Came Vali's toothy grin reply.
Vali waved for the others to enter the circle, but before he could, I called out one last time.
"Oi, Chuuni Dragon!"
Despite the barb, he didn't even twitch but did stop.
"You better take your defeat as gracefully as I did mine."
Vali merely smirks back at me, "As if I'd lose, Kusanagi." He answered cockily, before crossing through the magic circle.
The others didn't say anything as they turned and crossed.
However, something did happen when Arthur turned.
Le Fay, now freely visible again, peaked out from under her hat and gave me a little wave.
I, of course, give her a little wave back, and a small, albeit confused, smile.
She squeaks. The only thing I've heard her say today. It was cute, I'll give her that, but also
Arthur whirled around, his sticking out of the magic circle, glaring at me with bloody fucking murder in his eyes before the circle begins getting smaller, his face goes through all the way, and it closes.
I think I'm going to have to beat the answers out of him, aren't I?
And I'm going to have so much fun doing it too!
But first! Responsibilities.
I turn back to the assembled Clans people and Youkai.
"Well, that's all been taken care of, but the night's still young!" I call out, "Get back to your posts everyone! We can celebrate once all of this is over!"
At the mention of celebrations, pretty much everyone ran off to do just that.
The Clan Heads lingered, which was perfect because that included Suzakuwho I flew up to first after sending everyone off.
She looked at me, a bit confused as to why, which didn't fade in the slightest as went up to her.
"You okay?" I asked immediately.
She still looked pretty confused though, "WellYes? Loki didn't manage to land an attack on me, on any of us, really why?"
"I wasn't asking for the Loki fight." I elaborate slightly.
She tilted her head at me, more confused than ever, and I sighed, before elaborating further still, "Team Slash/Dog, them showing up."
Suzaku blinked at that. Then faint realization filled her eyes, and she smiled.
Not like, violently or something, it was a small, genuinely sweet thing.
She closed the gap between us, and slowly hugged me, which genuinely caught me off guard, "YesYes, I am fine." She muttered softly, "I've gotten over all of it by nowthere's truly no need to worry."
I hug her back, with one hand landing on her head to pet her hair as I do.
"I figured, but, you knowseeing how you were that daymakes a guy worry a little." I mutter back down at her.
Suzaku simply snuggles against my chest, "I figured, but trust me, I am fine nowthank you, for caring enough to check up on me thoughit has been a while since I've seen them."
I chuckled a little, "That's exactly why I'm checking, Suza"
She hummed, before slowly pulling away, her smile staying as she looked up at me, "Time to get back to work, my Lord."
I sigh, "I know, I know" I wave her off, "Gotta seal Loki up before we head back off" I grumble, already knowing that when we do head out, it's going to be verywild.
To make up for lost time, I bet Odin will argue. Something like that.
"I'm looking forward tocelebrating with you tomorrow, my Lord~..." she adds, with a wink and a slightly sultry look, "I know it's annoying right nowbut perhaps looking forward to that will help at least?"
she's implying what I think she's implying, isn't she?
"Wellthat does make me feel a little bit better..." I respond huskily, winking straight back, "Can't wait."
She shivers, a hot blush dusting her cheeks as her smile grows, and she quickly rushes off with a giggle.
Yeah. I'm going to ruin that girl tomorrow.
But first, even more responsibility!
I head on over to where Odin and Rose are talking rather animatedly, though as soon as Odin sees me, he ends the conversationprompting Rose to give an annoyed huff.
"Sooo?" I draw out as I approach, "What are we going to do with Loki?"
Rose looks away as Odin responds, "Bring his body to me, brat. I'll temporarily seal him away so we can get a move onafter all this is over, I'll take him back, throw him into some cave somewhere or something, and see to it he's punished for this."
Rose mumbles something I can't hear, but it's clearly against what he said.
Still, I shrug and float back down to where Loki still lay, unmoving and undisturbed.
Personally? I'd rather just kill him. But even then, he'll come back eventually, and who's to say he'll be better or worse after his vacation?
In any case, I'll let Odin deal with him.
I come back to the pair, holding Loki by his robe as though he were a sack of potatoes.
I drop him like one too, right before Odin.
Odin grimaced, seeing his blood brother in such a state, before kneeling, his monocle beginning to glow.
As he places his hand over Loki's chest, divine power, and magic both seeping out from him, I speak up.
"He told me something, about Ragnarok, about you and him, before he pulled that big finale out there." I began, uncaring.
"Mhmm." Odin hummed, "I'm sure he did."
"He said you two swore an oath, in blood, that you'd face Ragnarok together." Rose, stilled completely, though Odin kept on going like I spoke nothing at all, "He said you broke that oath. To not only him but all the Norse."
Runic circles suddenly appeared, embedded with divine power, all around Loki, forming a box around himand with a bright, violet flashhe disappeared.
Odin stood and turned away, "I had to choosebetter ourselves or keep to an old oath, made when I was young and full of myself. And so I chose."
With that, he walked away.
I crossed my arms and said nothing back to that.
It was none of my business anyway, and in the end, I didn't even truly understand what this whole oath thing truly meant in the North.
I suppose I could always ask Rose, but turning to see her, she looked ratherconflicted. Worried. Contemplative? A whole lot of things.
So I'll leave her alone for now, and instead, go back into the carriage, and wake up my cat.
Who's still asleep, somehow!
I can already tell this is going to feel like a long night
With an exaggerated sigh, I plop down on my couch, the morning sun washing over my form from the window as I do.
I'm not necessarily physically tired, so much as I am mentally at this point.
One can only deal with Odin's bullshit for so long, and I am no exception.
I was right in assuming he wanted to 'make up for lost time' after all that, even though we didn't lose much time at all.
The whole ordeal over the night barely lasted half an hour. The dick-measuring contest with Vali and his team took longer than the fight with Loki!
I give a disappointed huff, and turn onto my side, staring at the couch cushions discontentedly.
Vali better be a decent fight to make up for it. I'll probably have to let him go into Juggernaut Drive to get it, but that would be fine.
It's pretty much the only thing I have to look forward to tonight.
Well, that, and celebrations for a job well done and a week well suffered.
That should be fun.
O' Kami-sama
I still, completely. Whatever train of thought I was going to have next cut completely off.
As a deity, I hear prayers, that's kind of a given. At this point, anyone who prays either to me specifically or to Kagutsuchi, I hear.
It got kind of annoying, hearing say, the old man blacksmith, in the back of my head whenever I was blowing my cats back out.
So, I devised a system, a priority system. Now most prayers, from people I don't know, I don't hear directly anymore.
Important pleas I hear more strongly, but not so much as to be forefront in my mind, but anyone can send those to get my attention more directly.
Then there are specific people whom, no matter what, I hear from directly if they pray to me.
One of those people is Suza, of course.
This servant would like to service her Lorddirectly, should he be available~...
My body shivers in its entirety once more.
Once more, another prayer so sexually charged, pushing all my buttons like that
My pants already feel several leagues too small.
I let out a dark chuckle and deep husky sigh as I stand up, off the couch.
I have to wonder why she's giving me a booty call now. She specified the celebrations later for this, right?
Well. Not like I'd say no to doing this earlier than expected.
Kuroka is still asleep, and poor Rose knocked herself out pretty much as soon as I laid her down on her bed, so no worries there.
The girls wouldn't even know I was gone.
Now, as for how to get there in a timely manner?
I've got some deity bullshit for that.
I close my eyes and focus in the direction of the Himejima Clan Compound.
My sensing range doesn't extend that far, unfortunately, but even then I don't need it too.
Almost like a beacon of fire atop a mountain, I see it, feel it, through the haze beyond my sensing range.
My Holy Spirit Power. Not all of it, of course, just a mere fraction, a spark.
The spark I left behind to power one of Kagutsuchi's shrines, the one dedicated to him that's within the clan's compound.
I reach for it, feel myself pulling toward it, willing it soand as I open my eyes?
I am there.
I blink several times as golden sparkles flicker around me, and take a moment to look around the small shrine building dedicated toI suppose me, right now.
Luckily, there's no one else aroundbecause if there was, and I, the Arahitogami, just appeared with a full mast in his pants in front of a bunch of worshipers or some such
Yeah. I'd rather not deal with the questions that'd bring up.
It seems that, in general, most of the Clan isn't up and around, probably because they're all tired as hell and asleep themselves.
That made it a pretty quick and easy fly over to the main building where Suzaku resides, undetected.
Mostly, because Suzaku felt me coming, and blocked the window before I could fly through it with a big Five Phases magic barrier.
Fair enough. Going through the door like a normal horny guy.
So I walk through the front doorwhich has no guards in the front, or anywhere, it's just Suzaku in there again.
I wonder why?
When I reach Suzaku's bedroom door, I don't even hesitate to push it open, no knocking, I simply barge in like I own the place.
I stop a mere step into the room, as I behold the sight right before her bed.
Suzaku standing in front of her bed, bent over and leaning forward itwith her shrine maiden outfit kicked up over her waist, completely exposing her round, doughy, and nude ass.
There was barely thing left on top either, with just the barest of cloth left not pulled down, hiding what little it could of her frankly massive bust.
The girl had a small sheepish smile, paired with an absolutely atomic blush from ear to ear.
"A-Ah~? My Lord? Myyou came over quick, didn't you?" She gives me a soft and nervous giggle as she shimmies her hips side to side, "Someone's excited, aren't they~...?"
I nearly slam the door behind me as I step in, causing the girl to flinch slightly.
Her eyes widen minutely as I stride forward, probably from the sheer hunger I'm letting show clearly in my gaze.
I'm a predator, she's my fucking meal, she set herself up as such, and she can feel that.
I'm going to wait until after to ask why she moved this up. Too horny to think straight right now.
The last of my brain cells that have not been consumed by horni energons instead manage out a rough, "One chance. Suza." She perks up as I continue, "If you're too scared, or you're thinking of changing your mindthis is your chance to back out.
"But if you mean to go through with this, I will claim you, and there will be no coming back from that." I state, plainly, right on the table as it were.
Suza, while still looking nervous, didn't hesitate to shake her head, "I've been thinking for a while now about doing thisI'm not about to back down now"
I give a primal huff and nod at that.
Thus, my last brain cells succumbed.
"Say it then." I almost growl out, walking straight up to her.
"Huh? S-Say what?" She sputtered in confusion.
I reach over, grab her by her ponytail, and pull her body right up against me, a primal growl leaving my lips and straight into her ear as I elaborate.
"Exactly what you want your god to do with your obscene body"
She let out a breathy gasp as her entire body trembled. Before she could say anything, her body was already telling, as she instantly went and pushed her bare ass right up against the tent in my pants.
She ground her hips into my own, making sure her plush cheeks enveloped as much of the bulge as possible.
"I~I~..." She gulped in anticipation before looking directly into my eyes with her hazy red ones, "I want you to sate your lust on my obscene body~..." She ground out breathlessly, "Use me as a servant should be used~!" Before finishing with an almost desperate moan.
Well, there's only one way to respond to that.
I drag her down to her knees by her ponytail, and while I do that, I unwrap my robe and open it up.
Suzaku had only barely turned her head, before suddenly, my member was just there.
The poor girl gasped as she beheld the rod of throbbing meat, letting out a shaky yet sultry breath at it.
I give one single command down at her in a husky mutter, "Get it ready."
She perks and doesn't hesitate to swirl around, facing me entirely now. As soon as she's in position, she practically pounces on my manhood.
Her luscious lips start dotting kisses across the shaft, interspaced with long soft licks to mix up.
I can't help the groan of pleasure that rumbles up from the back of my throat as she continues tenderly servicing me, her eyes locked up at me, filled with desire, and something like adoration or devotion.
That thought sends another groan out of my throat, which only hitches as Suzaku wraps her lip around the head, and slowly goes down.
"Oommm~!" She hums out pleasantly, her tongue swirling around my cock as she begins sucking it.
She doesn't start slowly either, she immediately starts booping her head up and down, uncaring as the rest of her miko outfit finally slips off her and to the floor completely.
I can see the eagerness in her eyes, which only increases as I stare down at her, along with the speed at which she fulfills her order.
Eventually, I take her by her ponytail again and pull her lips and tongue off my rod.
"Good little miko," I grumble out, prompting another satisfied shiver from her, "I think that's enough worship for now, yeah~?"
She nods, almost frantically, "Yes, Lord~..."
I huff, pulling her back up to her feetonly to promptly throw her onto the bed, right on her stomach.
As much as I would love to play with the absolute melons on her right this instance, I've got a promise I made to myself a while ago to fulfill.
So, I clamber onto the bed, following her, but over top of her.
She looks behind her at me, biting her lip as she raises her ass preemptively.
I send her a dark primal smirk, drawing another shiver from her, as I grab her hips.
Looking down, I can already see the poor girl's soakedand besides, I'll make up for my lack of foreplay later.
She said she wanted to be used, so use her I shall.
That, and this bed sorely requires an impression of her fucked in it for her teasing antics all those months ago.
With that in mind, I take a second to line myself up properly, and then I don't hesitate to plunge straight in without saying a single word, only grunting to acknowledge just how wet and hot she is inside.
Suzaku, meanwhile, has something else to say.
"O~Oh~! My~! Mmmm~!" She shivers and gasps out, "M~My Lord~...!"
I settle down right on top of her, pushing and holding her down on the bed with my weight alone. I fall to my elbows, and wrap an arm around her throat to hold her stilland get easy access to her ear.
"M~May L~Loard~?" She starts slurring in confusion, and I haven't even started thrusting yet.
"Just to keep you still," I explain ruefully into her ear, "after allI'm not going to be gentle with you, you teasing little minx of a miko" I finish with a growl.
For a second, more confusion etched across her face, before snapping into realization.
The snap to a look of 'oh no, I'm in danger' was truly delicious.
As was her first squeal as I drove my hips up, and then straight back down, hard.
"MMMM~!" Suza squealed out her moan, "M~Muhh~! Lard~!"
I didn't so much as begin thrusting down into her, haha! No, noI start jackhammering down into her.
She's a big strong clan head, her ass can take it.
"OH~! O~OH~! OHNNN~! L~LORD~! NNNNN~!" She moaned and groaned through hitched gasps.
"Who owns this body~? Who owns this ass~?" I grunt out in response.
"Y~YOU! YOOUU~! NNNNNN~! OH~!" She manages between breaths.
Unfortunately, I'm not satisfied with that answer.
With my free arm, I lance down, striking one of her ass cheeks, and drawing a deep shivering moan from her core.
"Again." I command with a rough grunt into her.
"AHHAHHNN~! Y~YOU! LORD~! YOU! I SERVE~! NNN~! YOU W~WITH~! MY ALL~! MMM~!" She, sort of, manages to elaborate further.
Hmm. Good enough for now.
I let out a satisfied growl, before getting lost entirely in justpounding an impression of her into the sheets.
I could say which was louder at this point, the bed as it rocked and creaked from the ferocious fucking, Suzaku's moans, or the sounds of flesh beating against flesh.
But eventually, even I couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Here comes your god's first load," I groan out deeply into her ear, "get~ ready~!"
"Y~YESSS~ MY LORD~! PLEASE GIVE THIS~! MMM~! OBSCENE SERVANT YOUR PLEASURE~!" She cried out wantonly, without an ounce of hesitation.
So I didn't hesitate to act upon her words, and slam down, pushing as deep as I could physically go before bottoming out inside her and finishing.
"OOO~OOOOHH~! Ooohh~! Nnnnhh~!" Suzaku, rather than crying out, actually clamps her mouth shut as her body starts seizing and trembling, twitching almost along with the rhythm of my rod's throbs.
I let out a long, low, groan, taking deep breaths I didn't know I needed right after.
Before I forget, I make sure to make my load sterile.
Fun fact, deities, any deity, can ensure they are fertile or virile, but only deities of fertility or life can go the mile beyond and ensure others are such ways.
Neat little thing. Also, something Kuroka must never find out. For now.
Suzaku slowly looked behind her as my arm around her neck slackened, straight at me.
She was gasping for breath, not because I was choking her out - I made sure my arm wasn't that tight - but simply because I didn't give her much of a chance to breathe.
To that effect, her mouth was drooped open, tongue almost following, a near nigh perfect ahegao. Besides that, she also had flaming hearts in her eyes.
Okay. That has to be magic. At this point, I'm being fucked with.
Lucky for her I'm not anywhere near done, hmm?
I slowly pull out of her, prompting a sigh from heronly to flip grab her, and flip her around so she's facing up, at me.
The squeak that left her lips was cute, but paled in comparison to the look of trepidation on her face as she looked downand saw my cock, still rock hard, positioned right above her entrance.
"U~Uhm~...my Lord~? K-Kami-sama~?" She stumbled and gave a nervous chuckle to me, "W~What are you~..."
"That was only the first load." I replied, reiterating with just a tad more emphasis on one particular word there.
"E~Eh~? Oh~...Oh, no~..."
Ah, now she's getting it~!
"Mercy~?" She nervously inquires.
I think about it for a second. Hope ignited in her red eyes for just a moment.
"...No."
Then I grab her legs, lift them back, and plunge right back in.
"O~OOH~! NNNGHH~! M~MY LORD~!"
She really should have chosen her words better earlier!
~ A New Sun ~
A few hours later, I can safely say I've made a Suzaku-shaped indent in her bed.
In fact, it's such a big indent, we had to change spotsluckily, the bed is so big, we could easily slide off the pretty much broken part and continue freely.
Turns out, magical fire resistance beds are also insanely durable on principle as well, so it took a little bitbut I managed.
Much to Suzaku's chagrin.
Currently, we lay side by side in her bed, the girl in question against my side, with one of her hands slowly stroking my shaft up and down.
Meanwhile, I have one arm wrapped behind her back, hand grasping her ass to keep her against my side, while the other massages one of her tits, playing with it, squeezing itin I'll admit, a tad bit of wonder.
Her chest is simply so big that one of my hands can't grasp one of her breasts in its entirety.
It's insane! They are legitimately melon-sized! The second biggest I've ever seen, only beaten out by Yasaka!
Suzaku giggles playfully into my ear, "Are you having fun, Kami-sama~?"
"Yes," I admit easily, smiling at her in equal parts childlike joy and desire, "seriously, is your back okay with these things?"
Another playful giggle, "Hmm, if my body wasn't as strong as it was, it probably wouldn't beeven then though," she gave me an accusatory hum, "shouldn't you be asking about myeverything below the waist?"
I give a helpless shrug, "I'm not sorry, you asked to be used."
She huffs haughtily, albeit weakly, her atomic blush beginning to manifest once more, "I will admitI wasn't aware I had that kind of button myself until it justcame out."
I resist the urge to laugh at the easy joke and instead nod along, "Samesort of. I always enjoyed being dominant. In control. But that?" I couldn't suppress the shiver that rose from there.
If I had less self-control, if I cared less about peoplethat feelingthat feeling of dominating someone so completely, in mind, body, and soul, and being worshiped and praised as I do.
That's dangerous. I could easily be another god or even a dragon with that type of fetish.
I'm lucky I've got that human half, that part that is flesh, and bone, and bloodwhole, I am complete.
And also not the second coming of Zeus, thank fuck.
I shake my head of that train of thought, and adopt a teasing smirk, "Who would have thought, hmm? The woman who fights against tradition so hard has a fetish for submitting entirely to the traditional 'always obey the gods' attitude."
She pouts at me, "It's not like that! Wellat least, not quite the same." She looks off into the distance, concerned, and in a little disbelief, "Mostly?"
I finally let go of one of her mammaries, taking one side of her face in my palm to guide her gaze back toward me.
"Hey now," I start, softly, "don't start having a crisis nowa thing you like sexually doesn't mean you like that thing normally. The two can be separate."
"Ahwell." She closes her eyes and leans into my hand, "I suppose you're rightI justI guess I'm surprised? I never really got to explore all, this, before."
I nod in understanding, "It'll pass. You're still the same woman I nearly broke through the bed with earlier, you just learned a little something new about yourself, is all."
Her eyes slowly open with a deadpan at that reminder, meeting my very silly grin.
I get the feeling she'd smack my chest if she could, but one hand still hasn't stopped giving me a hand, and the other is comfortably against the bed.
Eventually, Suzaku scoffs and jerks away from my hand as I chuckle.
For the moment, there is mostly silence, until Suzaku suddenly speaks up once again.
"Did youmean what you said earlier?" She asks, all of a sudden nervous.
I blink in confusion.
"...what specifically?" I ask in return, because, haha! I said a lot of shit over the past few hours.
Most of it was calling her names, to be fair, fairly debasing names relating to how she's my private miko cock sleeve and such.
But still.
"Claimingme." She says, slowly, remembering my words, and giving me clarity in turn.
"Well. Yeah." I state with a raise of the eyebrow, as if it was obvious, "You're one of my girls now. I know you've been talking with Kuroka about this, and she's been pushing you for this."
She flinched at that, then turned to look at me wide-eyed.
I simply deadpan stared at her right back, "I'm not a dense idiot, Suza. I saw the signs. I was waiting for you to be ready for this before doing anything."
Granted, I didn't think 'this' would be straight to kinky fetish revealing sex, but really, what with the way this world is I should probably have expected it.
"Ah" She looks away again, "I-I see"
I give her a second to process that, which is about all it takes before she turns back to me, clearing her throat.
"Iwant to know." She started, uneasily, "Did you do this because of my body, or because you" her blush went full atomic at this point, and she shuddered as she trailed off instead of finishing.
I gave her a reassuring smile, before coming up and rubbing the side of her face, "I'll say this. I wouldn't have come at all, flirted with you back at all, if I didn't feel something there at all."
Suzaku flinched before stilling, barely managing to ask, "Y-Yousincewhen?"
"A little after the time the whole thing withSlash/Dog happened." I answer, not easily, but honestly, before shrugging, "I wouldn't consider anything with a girl already in love with someone else after all."
I'm speaking, of course, of Tobio herebut he would be kind of odd to bring up now of all times by name, at least.
Suzaku simply stared at me for a moment, I think she was trying to find any deceit, but she found none where there wasn't any.
With that, she smiles brightly, her eyes filling with equal parts joy and desire.
Suddenly, her motions stroking my hard-on increased, growing faster but not rougher, what with her hand being so soft.
I groan, and as I do, I'm caught off guard by her face leaning down into my my, and her luscious lips falling upon mine.
It was a chaste kiss, a very chaste kiss, but it was still very sweet.
As she pulled away, she smiled sultry, and got up onto her knees, crawling down between my legs.
There, she finally let go of my rod, letting him breathe, only to immediately smother him between her two massive melon-like mounds.
"Oh~...fuck~..." I groaned out lowly, as Suzaku started bouncing.
"Just remember, Kami~sama~!" She smiled, "I'll always be here when you need me~...for anything, alright~?"
Yeah, I got the picture
I need to take her out sometime, just the two of us, on an official date.
It kinda irks me how every girl I've gotten, the relationship pretty much starts with sex!
Well, except Shirone, but that one still officially started with sex!
~ A New Sun ~
Several more hours later.
Suzaku eventually passed out, not everyone is a freak of nature in that regard like me, recall.
Even still, she lasted a surprisingly long time. Long then the cat sisters combined in fact.
Still not long enough to make me miss a nice extremely hot shower before night fell, though.
I sit now on a bridge, the Ujibashi Bridge, the one bridge leading the Grand Ise Shrine complex.
It's a beautiful wooden bridge, even in the moonlight, I can see it all so clearly.
So peaceful. There's no one out here but me. Odin and Rose went to the Shrine Complex themselves, the guard was no longer needed with there being several Shinto Gods present at the Shrine.
Inari, Uzume, and a few others that I don't recognize the power ofprobably all fellow Earthly Kami though.
I pull out a talisman from my robe, preemptively preparing it.
I throw this down? And whoever's around me will get transferred to a location fighting for no holding back battle, far from here.
That's also part of the reason I'm alone out here, be kind of bad if others got caught along and dragged into the battlefield with me.
I eye the moon, my internal senses clicking into place, and suddenly, I know it's time.
At that moment, Holy Spirit Power radiates from the Shrine, enveloping it completely, almost becoming it, as though it was possessed.
I don't turn to look, I've felt her power gaze upon me before.
Looks like my mother arrived, right on time.
Following that though, another unfamiliar power growsthe moon seems to glow brighter, and the wind picks up, whistling past me
"Have fun, little nephew"
A soft, but assuredly masculine voice, whispers into my ear with the wind.
I hear footsteps behind me, walking across the bridge, and yet as I turnnothing.
No one is there.
I couldn't help the chuckle that escaped my lips.
"You as well, overdramatic uncle." I respond, nodding in the moon's direction.
Well, at least he's not crazy, like Susanoo.
I hope, anyway.
It wasn't long after that a magic circle appeared a few feet away from me, not Devil, but it looked like the same one Vali's Team used to leave last time, so
I rise to my feet and brush myself off.
I'll try not to end what little fun I'll probably have until the Hero Faction reers their moronic heads too quickly
Vali was the first one to step through, a big smirk on his face, and hunger in his eyes.
Really starting to wish Vali was a girl here. Would make the look he keeps giving me far less creepy.
Also, he looks far too excited for someone who's about to get their ass kicked with their friends, but that's fine.
He'll learn. Eventually.
Bikou is next, following right behind his team leader without a care, his crimson red polearm held on his shoulders casually.
Unlike his team leader, he looks significantly less enthusiastic about this.
I can only wonder why, hmm?
Arthur quickly follows, the circle fading away as he comes through.
Though, I can sense Le Fay practically clinging to his back.
Poor girl. Seriously, is she okay?
Contrasting Vali beautifully though, Arthur looks focused, his stoic glare doing little to hide the fire in his gaze directed at me on sight as soon as he made it through.
Curious. He had two swords on him the other day, Caliburn was one, and though he didn't draw the second I could guess that it was probably Excalibur Ruler.
Now, though, he is not armed at all.
It wouldn't shock me if he could summon Caliburn to his hand at any moment, the thing can cut space after all, but leaving Ruler back at base?
I was kind of considering taking the sword for shits and giggles.
I couldn't take Caliburn, because it's much more important to people I'd rather not piss off and probably wouldn't work for me, but Ruler is free game.
Shame that.
Oh well! I'll have to settle for humiliating the Brit instead. That'll be enough, for now.
You don't get to be an ass for little to no explained reason and then get a gentle ass beating, after all.
I give them a lazy smile as I take in their appearance, before finally saying, "Not even a second late, huh?"
Vali's smile only grows, somehow, "Wouldn't miss it for anything else."
Bikou opens his mouth as though he's about to disclaim that, but Arthur giving a firm nod at their leader's statement shuts him down before he can even try to begin.
I hum in acknowledgment, and hold up the ofuda talisman, "Then I assume everyone's ready and we can get this started, yeah? No one needs to use the bathroom or something!"
Bikou, quickly, holds up a finger, "I could take a leak real quick?"
Vali, and Arthur, slowly turn toward the new Monkey King with the stalest of expressions I've ever seen.
"...on second thought, I'm good." The youkai amends with a nervous chuckle.
I give a dry snort at the three and throw the talisman down.
As soon as it hits the ground, a bright flash roars from the paper like a flashbang, and as the light clears, we suddenly find ourselves elsewhere.
Underground, specifically. Hard brown slate covers and juts out from the walls, floor, and ceiling of the frankly ridiculously oversized cave.
Seriously, the place looks like it could fit Godzilla or some similar oversized monster.
Despite there being no natural light, the entire place is lit up nicely, a part of the slew of wards and barriers I can feel placed around the area.
Bikou, of course, had something to say though, as he looked around before giving his tongue a loud click.
"Place is a little bland, don't you think?"
Vali was quick to wave him off, "Who cares about decoration? It's wide open to allow for fighting on the ground and in the air, yet contained to keep the fighting in one place."
Arthur nodded, before chiming in himself, "There's no distractions. A perfect battlefield."
The monkey youkai looked between the two, before giving a long, tired sigh, verging nearly on a groan.
"What's up with you two lately?" He seems to wonder aloud, not receiving any response to that from the two.
I could probably figure the answer out for you, Bikou! They both want my ass!
One more than the other, one for very different reasonsif Vali's eyes are anything to go by, holy hell
And you're along for the ride!
Don't worry, I'll make it quick! For you, anyway. Not for them, I'll be taking my time with them.
Not in that way. I'd rather bang the Loli oni than touch a dude in that way.
I shake my head of all those thoughts, and speak up, "So!" I clap once, drawing their attention, "How do you all wanna do this? I can fight you all at the same time, 3 separate one-on-one matches...I'll let you decide."
Vali doesn't even hesitate, with his smirk unmoving, he takes a step or two back, waving at the other two, "I'd rather nobody else get in the way, especially when it comes to Juggernaut Driveso I'll let these two go first."
"Eh? Really!?" The newbie Monkey King exclaims, only for his surprise to be further cut off by Arthur stepping forward.
"Fine by me," the blond man begins, staring me down, "stay out of my way Bikou, I'll go first."
"Uhhh! Hey now!" Bikou shakes his staff at Arthur, "I didn't agree to this! Who says I want to fight him myself!?"
I tilt my head at that, "...didn't you say you wanted to hit me though?"
"Well, yeah!" Bikou agrees, easily, pointing the red stick at me, "But I thought it'd be more of a team effort! Especially after" Bikou trails off with a gulp.
Ah. After I showed my power, right?
He's pretty good with senjutsu, so he probably understands just how badly they're fucked from that little flex alone.
"Do not be a coward," Arthur admonishes, nearly scoffing, "stand your ground, Bikou."
"I'm not being a coward!" The youkai fires back, "I'm being practical! We don't stand a chance individually!"
Arthur frowned at that, "Not with that attitude." He states with conviction, before holding his hand out to the side.
Space glowed golden, before rupturing with a flash of holy power, light pouring from the slice like water from a cracked dam.
Within his hand, all of a sudden, rested the Holy King Sword Caliburn as the light faded and space sealed itself shut.
Okay. Despite the sword looking rather goofy, that was pretty cool.
Vali nodded and hummed in agreement, while Bikou just groaned.
"...We're screwed." He added as his groan subsided, completely defeated.
At least someone understands
Still, if Bikou has already accepted defeat, I may as well give it to him already.
Plus, it'll solve their little argument quickly!
So I'll try to be gentle!
"Very." I state with a smile on my face.
Then, I move.
To Bikou's credit, though I don't think he saw me coming, he certainly sensed me, as the moment I took a step forward, his eyes widened.
I was barely through the next step before his staff suddenly extended, one end elongating toward me like a rod from god.
It was extending at such a speed that if I didn't have my eyes activated, it probably would have given me a glancing blow.
Yet, unfortunately, I did, and the staff shot past my side harmless as I turned slightly to avoid it.
Unlike his senses though, Bikou's physical body was simply not up to the same level. His staff was fast, but him? Not so much.
I was in his face before he even saw me, he felt the back of my sword's sheath slam into his chest before then too.
He never did get to see me, as he rocketed straight up into the ceiling like a comet.
Arthur blinked at the sound of the monkey youkai becoming an astrological phenomenon, turning his head slowly to find me standing practically right next to him.
His expression hardens, and he grits his teeth as he turns to me fully.
"Le Fay." He states plainly, prompting the girl that was at his back to go flying off quickly to the sidelines.
Vali meanwhile blinked, then smirked harder, and intoned.
"I, who am about to awaken."
I turn to Arthur, a small smirk tracing itself across my lips, as I draw Odoru Taiyk-sen from his sheath.
"Well, Mr. Pendragon." I start, sarcastically, "I believe I am owed an explanation, and you a beating. So, which are we going to do first?"
Arthur points Caliburn my way, and then enters a very traditional, medieval knight-looking stance, before stating, "Neither."
I gain a lazy smile as I hear his answer.
"Beating it is then." I confirm easily.
Neither of us even flinch when the monkey youkai falls from the ceiling, ragdolling into the ground with a pained groan.
~ A New Sun ~
Vali Lucifer couldn't help himself. He couldn't help the excitement welling up inside, and the smirk that showed it.
Finally. Finally, a good fight for once! With an opponent whose growth is, rather frankly, insane.
Albion was sure to inform him of that much, at least, and try to caution against it.
[And I still do, by the way.]
Vali rolled his eyes internally, of course, the Vanishing Dragon still disagrees.
[Gods are already not normal, Vali! This one is even less so!]
That's what makes it so exciting, doesn't it?
The white one merely sighed in the recesses of his mind and pulled back.
Truth be told, after the Red One up and got himself felled early, Vali didn't think he'd have a good fight for another generation or two.
Hell, not even that. Whenever the next Red Dragon Emperor appears, Vali will have already surpassed the strongest on both sides.
It's only a matter of time.
Frankly, Vali had given up hope of ever having anyone resembling a rival again.
Noriaki Kusanagi's power when they first met hadn't truly done much to change that idea.
But now? This growth? A couple of months, and he can soundly manhandle an Evil God?
Granted, Loki certainly isn't the strongest of them, but he's not weak. He's certainly stronger than the Noriaki that Vali had fought in the past.
Maybejust maybehe could replace the Red Dragon for him after all.
This is why, as much as he wants to immediately jump into the fight right away, he chooses to take a step back.
He wants, no, needs to see more, first.
[...It is slightly concerning the way you're thinking about him, Vali.]
As though you have any right to talk like that considering your rivalry with the Red One.
[It's a dragon thing!] Albion fired back, defensively.
Right. Right.
Regardless, he has a fight to watchand from the way he brutalized Bikou, it'll probably be a quick one.
"Am the Heavenly Dragon who lost all to the Principles of Supremacy." He continues the chant, unperturbed.
His words seem to be their starting shot, as Arthur dashes forward.
Noriaki remains unmoving, even as Arthur vanishes in a streak of golden light, appearing above the strange god in a similar light show, sword already swinging down.
His eyes barely flicker up as he raises his sword almost casually, its aura humming to life as it connects with Caliburn
and promptly sends the British blond and his sword flying back, from that lazy strike back alone.
Arthur clicks his tongue as he lands, skidding across the ground, only to disappear once more in a streak of golden light.
Vali, meanwhile, was less focused on his teammate and instead
[The Dragon Slayer power within his sword has gotten significantly stronger.]
Vali nods internally at Albion's note. Not only that but unlike the last time they fought, Noriaki's sword seemed morecolorful. Even without that strange state of his, that borrows power from the sun.
Interesting.
Noriaki continued standing perfectly still, even as Arthur changed up his method of attack.
This time, Arthur himself didn't appear, but Caliburn's blade did.
A small cut would suddenly appear in the space around Noriaki, with Caliburn's blade lancing out with it to strike him, and yet
His eyes would flicker in the direction of where the cut in space would appear before they even did, and his sword would already be arcing up to meet him.
A cut aimed at his neck? Deflected.
A lancing blow poised to strike up at his thigh? Blocked.
A long cut aimed at his back? Noriaki twirled his blade and parried it by slashing behind him, without even looking.
Quickly after, Arthur appears again, looking far more frustrated than he did a moment ago.
Noriaki's comment didn't help, either.
"Gonna cry?"
Vali almost snorted at that. Albion however, did.
Arthur gave him a rather unknightly growl, before charging back into the fray.
No more fancy spatial tricks, the blond seemed to decide, he simply started swinging.
Which was meant with much the same results.
A downward slice was easily batted off course with the edge of Noriaki's blade.
A decapitating blow was ducked by him all the same.
When Arthur stabbed forward, attempting to pierce the son of the sun's chest, only then did Noriaki step forward, blocking and diverting Caliburn away with his weapon while stepping straight into Arthur's guard.
With the most absolute bored expression on his face, Noriaki stated rather plainly, "I will now fight back."
It took a moment for both Arthur, and Vali, to realize, butyes.
Noriaki hasn't fought back yet.
With that, Noriaki vanished.
Arthur's eyes rapidly widened as the sound of metal bashing metal wrung out, and Arthur suddenly found himself mid-air, sword, and arms raised wildly up high.
Noriaki appeared beside Arthur, his sword swinging down, and Arthur barely had to try and bring his sword down to meet him.
He didn't manage completely. Instead, Vali watched as Arthur was forced to use Caliburn's oversized hilt to block, the blond gritting his teeth, entire body trembling against the blow before he was finally knocked down to the ground, back skidding against as he slid away.
Noriaki didn't even look like he particularly tried with that blow.
Regardless, he didn't even give Arthur a chance to rest, vanishing and reappearing upon him once more.
The next downward strike Arthur managed to use his actual blade's edge to block, but the force of the blow stopped his slide and pinned him into the ground in a small crater around himself.
Caliburn thrummed with holy power, and Arthur's form flickered with it, becoming a streak of light and-
Noriaki's hand blurred down, grabbing the British young man by his suit's tie, and pulled, yanking him out of the light.
Huh. He caught him before he could teleport using Caliburn.
No, ratherhe was in the middle of teleporting, and Noriaki pulled him back out.
Valididn't know what exactly to say about that.
Neither did Arthur, as he looked upon his fellow young man in abject shock and twinge of horror.
"None of that now." Noriaki stated, almost chastising him, before raising Arthur high upand throwing him straight back down into the ground.
Right back down into his crater.
The force which Vali could feel caused the entire cavern, or at least their little section, to rumble as though an earthquake was passing through it.
It took a moment, before the cloud of dust and debris that was kicked up settled, but when it did, he wasn't exactly surprised at the sight.
Arthur, laying there on the ground, letting out a low groan, yet still he held Caliburn tightly in his hand, his glare although pained, still filled with fire he aimed it up at Noriaki.
Noriaki sighed, stabbed his sword into the ground, and leaned on it as he looked down at Arthur in sheer and utter disappointment.
"Honestly?" Noriaki began, "You fight like you've got a stick up your ass."
This time, Vali did snort aloud.
Arthur's glare only intensified at that, but Noriaki wasn't done.
"Like seriously." He huffs, "The hell was any of that? Never go into any fights pissed, ever again. It makes every single other weakness of yours way more plain to see."
Arthur slowly struggles to sit up, "Really now" he practically hisses out, "and what would those be?"
"You're an immature hardass." Noriaki doesn't even hesitate to go straight for the throat, verbally, anyway, "You're talented. You wield the strongest Holy Sword I've ever seen, but holy fuck, are you vain about it."
"Vain?" Arthur echoes, raising to his feet at last with a huff of pain, "Immature? Youknow nothing." He slides weakly into a ready stance.
Noriaki deadpans at him, then bats his sword lazily with his own, knocking Arthur out of his stance and nearly back onto the ground.
"Exactly what I'm talking about." Noriaki scoffed, "Even if you weren't pissy. I'd still kick your ass. Easily, at that. Your immaturity shows with not being able to take advice from someone better than youand also your attitude.
"Seriously. What the hell's up with that? Are you ready to explain that yet, Pendragon?" Noriski asked with a raised eyebrow.
Arthur huffs with pain and refuses to meet his gaze anymore.
Noriaki simply shrugs. "Well, alright then. Guess I'll ask who I'm guessing this is all about."
"You-!" Arthur tries to raise his sword again, only to be cut off entirely by Noriaki pulling his sword's sheath from his back and slapping him over the back of the head with it.
The British young man hits the ground and stays there this time, twitching.
Well. Vali didn't exactly expect that ending. Nor Noriaki trying to help Arthur, sort of, in his own way. Maybe it's a swordsman thing?
"I envy the 'infinite', and I pursue the 'dream'."
Regardless, Vali continued the chant, though Noriaki didn't seem to care.
Instead, the golden-eyed young man turned and looked over in...Le Fay's direction.
"EEEEEKK!"
Prompting the girl to make this horrendous squeaking noise as soon as she realized what was going on, like that of a distressed mouse.
Something Vali had never heard from her before, and so wasn't expecting, just as much as Noriaki seemed to.
Both of their eyes widened, then Noriaki more so, as a magic circle appeared above him.
And from it? A colossal fist of bronze came arcing down, straight into Noriaki, punching him into the groundin much the same way as Arthur before him.
AhGogmagog. The gigantic golem was created and left behind by the Old Gods in the Dimensional Gap, its original purpose? Destruction.
They had managed to find it while exploring the place around a month or so ago after Ophis recalled a giant that wandered it.
Still, isn't calling it in like that a bit of an overreaction?
Light pulses from beneath the fist, and flames suddenly wrap around the forearm, before the entire thing just seems to fall apart, in three even slices.
The little remaining stump of the golem's arm jerks back into the circle, as the massive slabs of arm crash to the ground around a now airborne Noriaki.
Who doesn't even look hurt, just covered in dust and rocks, and mildly miffed.
Several more magical circles appear, including a much larger one, but this time Noriaki is quick to react.
His sword ignites with flames, and with his free hand, he forms what Vali recognizes as one of those eastern magic hand seals.
Or at least he's pretty sure it is, because next he sees Noriaki take a deep breath in, only to exhale a torrent of flames into the sky, washing over and breaking apart most of the smaller magic circles.
He blurs straight into the now burning 'sky', which quickly parts and disperses as new flames forming a massive plus sign that cuts the gigantic magic circle apart.
As the light from the circles fades, and Noriaki's flames disperse, Vali can finally see that Noriaki has managed to grab Le Fay, holding the witch girl up by her collar and off her flying broomstick.
The girl quickly covers her face with her oversized hat as he tries to say something to her, when it doesn't seem like she's responding, he takes off her hat too.
Vali is very glad they were far enough away so he couldn't hear what they were talking about.
Pointless drama. Not worth his time or effort to think about.
His thoughts were only confirmed when Noriaki suddenly exclaimed loud enough for him to hear, "Fucking Kuroka!?"
The blonde witch's rapid nodding only seemed to draw a groan from Noriaki.
Ah, yes. The cat. When it comes to the cat, he'd rather not even think about it.
It's why he hasn't put up much of a fuss with her essentially leaving the team. Her role as the senjutsu user could easily be filled by Bikou, after all.
Soon thereafter, Noriaki comes floating back down, palm firmly in his face, and rubbing the bridge between his eyes.
"That fucking cat, I swear to me" He grumbles, Le Fay quickly following behind him.
She teleports Arthur, Bikou, and herself away from them, back to the far corner of the cavern where she just was.
Her face never stopped holding its pure crimson color, even though she didn't look at Noriaki once.
Though, before she left, Noriaki put her hat back on her head.
That only made her blush worse though.
With that all done though, Noriaki sighed before finally looking at him.
"So," he started, head tilted with a lopsided smirk, "I assume you enjoyed the show so far?"
"...It's been going about as well as I thought it was." He answered honestly, "But I am getting kind of sick being stuck on the side hereI thought you were going to finish up faster, truth be told."
Noriaki chuckled at that, "Well, I do want to have some fun myself at least, you know? After all, you lot" his chuckle turned significantly darker, "aren't all that strong."
Vali's smirk twitched, "...I don't think you'll hold that opinion for long."
"On the contrary," Noriaki waves him off, "I think I'll keep it, Chuuni Dragon." His smirk turned into a mocking grin, "Nowyou gonna cough out some stuff from your books or are we gonna get this started?"
Vali's eye twitched at that, but he didn't dare entertain him with a response.
Instead, he simply continued.
"I shall become the White Dragon of Supremacy."
"So you are then? Not gonna lie, Vali. Kid you came up with some kinda racist shit, huh?"
Unfortunately, so did Noriaki.
Ignore it. Ignore the burning desire to Half Dimension him out of existence right this second.
"And I shall take you to the Limits of Innocence!"
At that, Noriaki visibly cringed and took a step back.
"Fucking! Hell, man? I'm not into that! Besides! I already lost my innocence a long time ago!" He exclaimed.
Alright. Vali can not.
"No! That's not what it means you-! Tch!" He pushes that aside, for now, posing as he calls, "Balance, Break!", his divine-given wings erupt from his back, sparkling with blue and white power.
As one, the jewels ingrained upon his wings' spine announce
[Vanishing Dragon Balance Breaker!]
Brilliant white draconic metal shines into existence around him, forming across his body like a second skin.
Except, it doesn't stop there.
Blue and white draconic aura mixed with demonic power explodes out from his form, which starts to grow.
Noriaki watches this all without care, arms crossed, a small lackadaisical grin as he waits patiently for him to finish.
Somehow, that pisses him off more.
[Control yourself, Vali!] Albion's voice breaks through the building haze of rage, [Or the Juggernaut Drive will control you instead!]
Ah, right.
Is that Noriaki's game here, or is he being infuriating just how he is?
Recalling the end of their first encounter, both seem likely.
Regardless, Vali maintains his mind as his armor becomes larger and more beastial, he can feel the moment the form completes, and his demonic power starts rapidly draining to sustain it.
And so, Vali and Albion announce.
["JUGGERNAUT DRIVE."]
Noriaki stands before an armored dragon, easily doubles his size, and smiles.
"There we gostill not as strong as Susanoo, but hey! That's still pretty good! You're stronger than Ibarakibut then again, so am I now."
He takes a single step forward, "We're somewhere in between there."
And then, his power exploded off him, in much the same manner as Vadi's did.
Except, unlike Vali, of course, his form didn't grow.
Rather, all that happened visually was the golden flame-like lines that spread up across his face.
But Vali wasn't thinking about that.
No, he was currently enamored by being comparedor contrasted, in this case, to Susanoo.
Why Susanoo? What has Noriaki been up to since their last encounter?
Golden light counterbalances the blue light let off from his power as both fill the cavern.
"Oh! And, one more thing, Vali!" Noriaki suddenly perks up and adds, before smiling a wide cocky grin, almost a perfect mirror of his own from before.
He points his blade at him and states, almost matter-of-factly, "I hope you're not counting on using Divide this time. Because trust me, you won't be able to land a single hit to make it work."
Vali doesn't think there needs to be anything said to that.
Instead, he merely charges forward in a blur of speed and blue light, intent on proving the provocation wrong.
The air breaks around Vali as he charges, adding a second roar that echoes him as he lashes out with his massive armored fist.
Noriaki steps into it, blade at his side, his fist cleanly turned aside with the edge of the sword.
In another step, Noriaki's blade ignites with swirling flames, as he brings the blade down in a counterattack.
In a flash of light, Vali immediately redirects himself, vanishing in a blur that Noriaki's blade arcs through, circling to his back.
"Got you!" Vali howls, his fist streaming out like a snake poised to strike his opponent's open back.
Only to pass through a faded blur of his opponent.
"Are you sure about that?" Noriaki's voice suddenly seems to project at his back instead now!
[Vali!]
Even before Albion called out to warm him, Vali was already moving.
He turned, fist raised, and brought it down like a hammer from god.
It struck the air before hitting the ground with a thunderous crash, uprooting the rock and soil around him as though it exploded.
[Wha? He was just]
Vali clicked his tongue at Albion's clear confusion. That bodes well.
"Rude." All around him, Noriaki's voice comes in, as though he's the newly formed and settling cloud of dust and debris himself, "Anyhow, like I was sayingsorry if I drag this out longer than need beI can be petty like that, sometimes."
Vali huffed in indignation, before teasing his wings, and flapping them out.
The dust cloud bursts and breaks apart, revealingwell, exactly why Noriaki's voice came from all around him.
It's because there's Noriaki's all around him.
Hundreds of him, in fact!
Most of them are flickering after images, but a good chunk, at least over a dozen, are physical.
All of them are smirking though, as they add, "Very, very petty."
[Duplication Magic? No, the clones created by those spells aren't this alive looking, nor can they speakwhat is this?] Albion wonders with a mixture of confusion and curiosity.
God bullshit?
[...Most likely.] Albion concedes eventually with a sigh.
Vali though, finds himself grinning just the same, his Juggernaut Drive form showing a viscous smirk filled with teeth.
Something new. Finally.
His Demonic Power and Draconic Aura bubbles forth and explodes out around him.
[Careful now, Vali! Every energy attack you use means more used Power you're already rapidly losing! You'll need to pace yourself!] Albion warns him.
Vali, internally, rolls his eyes. He knows how his Juggernaut Drive works, he came up with the idea to use his massive ocean-like reserves of Demonic Power to maintain the form and retain his sanity.
[I'm aware.] The white dragon huffs out, [But you tend to forget that in the middle of combat, your 'ocean-like' reserves are much less an ocean, and more like a lake, in this state!]
Fair enough.
Regardless, using a radial attack would be quicker than hunting down the real one, and time is of the essence hereas much as he doesn't like to admit that.
With that on his mind, Vali roars, head raised to the sky as bright light blue bullets explode off his form, flying in all directions.
In mere moments, every single afterimage is blown away.
Yet, the clonesthey fight back.
As his bullets surge out, whirlpools of crimson flames form to meet them, each made with a single spiraling slash from the clones.
The spiraling whirling flames devour his bullets, burning and dispersing his energy attacks into nothing.
Vali was forced to stop the radial attack, wasteful and not strong enough as it was, but before he could even consider a stronger option, all the clones were suddenly upon him.
All of them had different stances. All of them came from different directions.
There were eight on the ground, two from each cardinal direction, and four in the air.
Their blades ignited.
Albion. The wings.
[On it.] His partner called.
Vali formed balls of power and aura in his massive clawed hands, as his wings lashed out like blades of his own.
He thrusted his hands out causing both his left and right sides to turn into a bright pale blue mass of power.
At the same time, the draconic maw that made up his face fell open, erupting with a beam of the same pale blue light.
That's three directions on the ground, and air settled.
Pain. White hot pain lances through his shoulder and burns throughout his right side.
[Damn! Vali!] Albion calls, as Vali tilts his head slightly down to his shoulder with a pained grunt.
There, a blade pokes through, having cleanly passed through to the other side as though puncturing Play-Doh.
[One of them slipped through in some kind of heat haze!] Albion explained, though Vali was only mildly paying attention, as he whirled around, grabbing the grinning Noriaki that stabbed him by the face.
Internally, Vali grinned, feeling the connection link for him to use Divide.
Then, he squeezed.
And Noriakipuffed into smoke?
The connection vanished, along with the sword stuck in his shoulder, much to his imminent confusion.
Even the sword was a near-perfect, albeit, a weaker duplicate of the real deal.
Still a Dragon Slayer. Still Holy Aura.
Vali groaned as he grasped the hole in his shoulder.
Nowwhere is the real one hiding?
[I'll fix the armor up, don't let the Holy Aura get to you Vali!] Albion spoke, almost admonishingly so.
Vali grits his teeth as he lets go of the wound, which is already starting to glow.
He could handle this much Holy Aura. Even though it felt like his veins had turned to molten lava, he could take this.
He can take this, and more. He'll need to if he ever wants to hope to defeat that man.
[Vali! Above!] Albion suddenly calls!
Vali jerks out his lulling mind and raises his eyes to the sky.
There he is. The real Noriaki. He can tell because of the golden honey glow wrapped around him like a shell.
Though, he's sheathed his swordand that hand sign.
Both elbows out. Fingers interlocked, with the index fingers forming a triangle?
What is that supposed to
Noriaki lowers the hand sign and breathes an ocean of flame.
Straight down at him.
Unlike his previous flaming attacks, the core of this one is a bright raging violet.
[Vali]
He knows!
Several demonic barrier circles explode forth from his front, moving to block the stream of flames.
Said barriers don't even get a chance to work, instead they are washed over and consumed immediately.
His wings, both Devil and Sacred Gear, wrap around him like a cocoon as the fire falls upon him like a waterfall.
His world immediately becomes one of bright yellows and orange, and, most importantly, excruciating pain.
[Vali! The armor! It's melting!] Albion cried, legitimately panicking.
How in the fuck!?
But that would explain why everything feels like it's burning!
Keep up the armor. He'll blast them out of this.
He can feel Albion's confirmation, not verbally, but as he immediately gets to work, his entire body starts to glow.
Vali grinds his teeth together, as he begins building power himself to make a break out.
Forcing him to use so much raw power like this, over and overNoriaki is hard-targeting his form's weakness here.
If this continues, he'll run dry soon enough.
He needs to take control of the fight. He needs to land a hit, then he can weaken Noriaki enough to the point he can't fight back anymore!
He, will, win!
His draconic maw bares his sword-like teeth as it opens its mouth and roars a beam of bright pale blue lights, straight back into the stream of never-ending flames.
His blue power lifts the fall of flames, slowly pushing the stream up and off them.
The clash of powers stops halfway, before promptly erupting in a massive explosion of light and fire and force midair.
Vali took his chance, and moved, blurring to the side and straight into the sky in a stream of blue light.
Right toward Noriaki.
Before the god could say anything, he shut his mouth preemptively with his flying fist.
Noriaki drew his blade, and the air groaned as his fist met the blade's edge, but Vali wasn't done.
Another punch followed a left hook, singing as it flew through the air.
Noriaki barely gave it a second glance as he ducked under it, the attack barely shaking his hair as it soared over him.
At the same time, Noriaki pulls his blade down and moves to swing, but Vali refuses to be led anymore.
He kicks out wide, forcing Noriaki to block it or be struck, and he does so easily; redirecting his sword up and catching his heel with the sword's hilt.
Vali twists, spinning midair as he follows up with a roundhouse kick, which Noriaki further ducks under, the kick sailing over his entire body as the god goes sideways in the air to avoid it!
Noriaki gives him a very stupid grin as he looks up at him.
Vali, in response, brings both fists down like a sledgehammer on top of him.
Only for him to miss again as his fists break nothing but air, Noriaki having shot off like a bullet to the nearby wall of the cavern to avoid it.
Though Vali wouldn't admit it out loudhe's starting to get fairly frustrated.
With an annoyed growl, he follows, racing after the golden god without hesitation.
Noriaki backflips in the air, landing calmly against the wall, seemingly attaching to it as he stands on it.
He's joined by Vali, who comes in like a train, slamming full force into the wall, evoking a massive eruption of rock and soil.
Of course. The wall wasn't his target, it was Noriaki.
But he jumped back, barely avoiding the strike. Again.
Vali burst from his self-made hole, glaring at Noriaki, who merely raised his sword in response, and smirked.
Without further ado, Vali charged, but this time, he jammed his fist into the wall and dug it in as he flew forward.
As he went, rock and soil flung into the air, forming a rolling cloud of dust around him.
An impromptu smoke screen.
Yet still, his opponent just stood there, not the slightest bit concerned.
Even when he fell upon him.
Through the cloud of dust and debris, Vali struck, lashing out with his free roaring fistand was averted.
Noriaki's blade bashed away his strike to the side, bringing his sword down once again to counterattack.
One of his wings struck down, blocking the strike, with which Vali followed up with another titanic blow aimed at his gut.
Noriaki leaped over it, his blade igniting as he jumped, the shockwave from his punch bellowing out to tear apart a long section of the wall in front of him.
Pain lances across his back, from wing to wing, as Noriaki's blade rakes across it.
Vali grunts as he turns halfway, his palm out, power building on instinct, and as soon as Noriaki lands back on the wall, he unleashes it.
A blast of Demonic Power, that Noriaki simply turns and holds out his hand to.
Vali watches as his attack lands true, but promptly disperses into particles as it touches Noriaki's aura.
His eyes widen as he immediately clocks into what's going on.
In a reverse of their last fight, rather than expel his Holy Spirit Power to weaken Vali, he's keeping it close, where it's denser, stronger.
Like this, his devil-based powers won't reach him because they'll be weakened and broken apart by the sheer density of his aura's holiness.
"Bastard" Vali grounds out as he turns fully to Noriaki, the wound on his back slowly closing with a glow as he does.
Noriaki gives a look of faux hurt, "Hey now, just because my parents weren't married when they had me doesn't mean you gotta start calling me names like that, Chuuni Dragon!"
Vali slumps slightly forward as he growls, before slowly heaving deep breaths.
[Valiyou're running out of steam here.] Albion cuts in, prompting Vali to pause.
Shithe is, isn't he?
He can feel it, as his Demonic Power reaches critical levels, the voicesthey're coming, getting louder
Vali snaps out of his thoughts as Noriaki's blade suddenly bellows with intense crimson flames.
"Alright, Chunni Dragonhow about we end it here, yeah?" Noriaki smiles, as he holds his sword up.
"End it? Already?" Vali scoffs, "We're just getting started!" He almost snarls out, before stopping himself.
[Vali] Albion utters, concerned, yet Vali ignores him.
He's not done yet. He can't be done yet!
He will win! There is someone he must defeat, so he's got to win!
If he can't overcome this, then what does that say about his chances against him!?
Noriaki, unknowing and uncaring for his inner thoughts, breathes fire, flames licking the edges of his mouth as he breathes out, and steps forward.
"Sun Breathing." He states, his sword slowly lowering into a stance.
Waitis hecalling out the name of his attack?
Well, less calling, more stating.
That dumbfounds Vali for a second.
Until he moves and is before him.
"Chrysanthemum Morning Palace."
ValI lied, he didn't move, he danced.
Somewhere, Vali realizes he's seen this move of Noriaki's before. Or at least, more accurately, a move like it.
Because comparing it then to now? It may as well be like comparing night and day.
Flaming slashes whirled around his body, striking in at least eight or more places so fast he didn't even know where exactly he got struck.
The final blow, that Noriaki stopped, ended with his blade right at the side of his neck, nearly biting into it.
Noriaki gave him a sardonic smile, now floating before him, as he slowly pulled his blade back.
"A-Ah" Vali shuddered out, as his body began to shrink down, with a stuttered glow, "...damn ityouHnnghh"
He tries to raise his fists, but only barely manages to lift his arms halfway before Noriaki's foot impacts his chest, and prompting drags them both down and into the ground.
That infuriating smile never leaves his face, as Noriaki looks down at him, and says, "Youare one persistent bastard, aren't ya?"
Damnhim!
~ A New Sun ~
Ah~! That felt good! Very good!
Sweet sweet karma, at its finest right here!
Vali struggles minutely under my foot, and to be fair, it's impressive he's moving at all.
This guy truly is the representation of sheer fucking will, and respect for that where its due.
After all, if it were anyone double weak to me and my sword, they would have just died taking the Thirteenth Form like that.
Finally got around to naming it after I perfected Sun Breathing. Feel that name fits pretty well, if I do say so myself.
So yeah, Vali took all twelve forms at the same time there, with me only holding back on cutting off his head, and he's still alive.
Hell, he's still moving!
I struck everywhere else besides his neck! He should be so pumped full of pain and divine power as to be effectively paralyzed, but look at him down there, trying to wiggle out from under my foot like a cute little worm!
So once again, I reiterate, this guy's existence is bullshit.
Not going to say that out loud though. I'm taking my win here wholeheartedly.
I let out a content sigh, basking in said satisfaction for the moment.
Until a small little feminine voice calls out from the side, "UmLord Noriaki?"
I stop, blink, and turn toward the voice with a hum.
Floating there on her broomstick is the little blonde witch girl herself, Le Fay.
She isn't looking at me, but rather at Vali, with a very concerned expression etched across her face.
Which is fair, partly because of her wholething, and also because Vali is pretty fucked up at the moment.
Turns out, the younger girl was told many things about my and Kuroka's sex life by the black cat herself.
In explicit detail. During their 'girl talks', something I recall Vali himself mentioning to me during our first encounter.
Ah, Kuroka. Ruining a girl's innocence as easily as you eat all the food in the fridge, hmm?
On my way home tonight, I'm going to buy a collar and a leash and tie her up outside.
She's an outside cat from now on.
Anyhow, it sort of spiraled out of control from there, with Arthur catching wind of Le Fay's spoiled innocence and immediately blaming mebecause older brother modes are characterized by being unable to think straight.
So yeah. It's a whole thing.
I take my foot off the half devil, and step away, asking, "You know any healing magics, or do you need me to fix him up?"
She floats over to Vali's side, the guy now trying to sit up, and puts a hand over him, shaking her head, "N-No, but I do know some white magic to facilitate the healing processand we've got Phenex Tears if he really needs it."
As she finishes talking, a white magic circle appears under her palm, spinning steadily over him.
I chuckle, "It'd hurt his pride even more if I healed him after kicking his ass, wouldn't it?"
After a second, Le Fay noddedbefore promptly pushing down the slowly sitting up Vali onto his back fully.
He groaned as his head hit the ground, prompting Le Fay to flush and utter apologies under her breath.
I muse about healing him anyway, but if they have Phenex Tearswhy bother?
Sure, they probably stole those tears, but I couldn't care less where they got them. I, and the Shinto, aren't exactly allied with the Devil's after all.
Besides, I'm curious how he'll take this pain and loss and overcome it. Next time I see him, the guy will have gotten some kind of Zenkai boost, won't he?
Maybe I'll get to see his Emperio Juggernaut Overdrive next time?
Or maybe, it'll be something completely different?
This time, we were nearly even, with myself being a fair bit stronger overall, but Vali simply couldn't maintain his form's power consumption to stay in the fight.
Unlike our first bout, where we were even in the stamina game, but I lost due to my power not being up to par.
Almost a complete reverse.
So I wonder if he'll push down a different path, one not related to the insane drain Juggernaut Drive possesses.
I suppose only time will tell there.
With a shake of my head, casting aside those thoughts for now, I sheath my blade and reach into my robe, pulling out a new ofuda talisman.
"Ah, well, not like it matters," I shrug as I hold up the talisman, "you guys will be taken real good care of anyways."
Le Fay stiffens, "W-Wait! What!?" She sputters in sheer confusion.
She starts turning toward me, but before she can say or do anything, I throw the talisman to the ground.
Just like that, I'm back on the bridge. Alone.
While Vali Team? Welllet's just say they were taken elsewhere, where the Norse can hold and keep an eye on them.
Apparently, while I was relaxing with Suza, Odin decided he wanted to do something funny with them.
He had overheard Vali saying he wanted to 'fight the Norse' as it were, and the old god, not feeling the slightest bit threatened, instead decided to grant exactly that wish.
So, Odin and his fellow Norse are going to take Vali Team under custody and drag them back to Asgard for exactly that.
I'm not sure how that'd work, maybe they got some kind of gladiator pit or arena, but still, I let it happen because, well, why not?
Beyond just trying to find out more about the Khaos Brigade from them, which would be helpful for us because after tonight the Norse will be our ally, they do need to be punished for jumping in like that the other day.
Not only that, but I think this'll be good for them.
Or at least for Vali, anyway. He could use an ass beating. Or several.
As could Arthur.
Le Fay will be fine, the only reason I didn't explain anything is because she's too cute not to mess with.
I could see why Kuroka did what she did.
Still doesn't mean she's not being made an outside cat, though.
With a deep content sigh, I plop myself back down on the bridge, sitting there and staring up at the stars and moon.
Wellthat's it, then. That fight didn't even take much time to win, either.
This means, that once all the gods back in the shrine are done doing the whole politicking and negotiating thing, this 'arc' I suppose is done.
So, now what?
Well, Hero Faction, if I recall correctly. They'll show up in arounda month. Or so.
Somewhere in October of next month, could be at the start, could be at the end of it, all I know is that they'll come, so I'll have to watch out for them.
Thena bunch of stuff dealing with the Underworld. A lot of stuff dealing with down there.
No need to touch any of that, not like I can in the first place, not like I even remember much of it anymore.
So I guess, after the Hero Faction, I'll be flying blind in terms of meta knowledge, huh?
Not going to lie, that equally worries, yet also excites me.
Ah, well. That's quite literally all for future Nori to solve.
So, I lean my back against the bridge's railing and get comfortable.
It's going to be a long meeting after all.
Wait a minute.
Why am I deciding to sit here?
I don't need to guard the shrine. There are so many deities around, and every single one of them could destroy entire mountains, at minimum.
Hell, Odin, Inari, my mother? They could all destroy islands and countries. They don't need me here.
So why am I doing so anyway?
I could get up, go home, and be done with all this already.
I could celebrate with my cat girls tonight, maybe. If Shirone isn't busy.
Or I could hop on down and see either of my grandparents, tell them what's been going on, tell them of the literal momentous occasion happening right before my eyes.
Yet I don't. I sit my ass right here and don't get up.
Get up.
I don't. Turns out, telling myself to get up won't automatically make me move my ass.
I have to want it.
Yet I don't.
I should, but I don't.
I don't even know why, this is a waste of my time, but I
There's someone I need to see first before I come home.
It feels like I've met everyone before them. My maternal grandparents, my paternal grandpa, my uncles, Inari, Uzume
But if there's anyone I should have met, it's pretty clear who.
So I sat there. Listlessly staring up at the stars.
As I do, I think of random bullshit to pass the time, to pretend that I'm not nervous.
Such as wondering if any alien civilizations out there have mythological systems that have a masquerade over them, just like here on Earth.
Really random stuff like that.
Throughout the night, I feel as deities both Norse and Shinto leave and enter the Shrine, vaguely taking note of them, though none ever acknowledge me in turn.
Eventually, night breaks apart, and the stars recede as dawn breaks over the horizon.
Now, more deities are leaving and staying gone as opposed to coming and going.
I vaguely feel when even Inari and my uncle leave.
Taking that as my signal, I finally stood back up.
Stretching out the kinks in my muscles after having laid awhile against hardwood, I pace fully across the bridge.
At the end of the bridge is a simple Torii Gate that, without breaking my stride, I pass right under, and straight into the Shinkai.
Dawn had barely broken in the mortal, human world, yet in here, right now?
The sun sat in the sky above the Inner Sanctuary, as though someone had taken every bit of the normal golden sky, bundled it up into a big orb, set it on fire, and dropped it here.
And it somehow only made every single exaggerated color within an already bright and colorful realm pop more rather than overpower it all.
As I walked, I saw far more people here than I think I ever had at one time before.
They're all Kami, I'm pretty sure. Heavenly Kami, in particular.
Regardless, I don't pay them any attention, even as they start whispering amongst themselves as I pass by.
"Arahitogami"
"Here? How is"
"They look a lot alike"
They may as well be shadowed cutouts for how little they or their words matter to me.
No one stops me as I walk straight from the bridge to the Inner Sanctuary.
As I approach, I vaguely notice Heavenly Kami actively stepping away to not impede my path, some even bow lightly as I walk by.
All the way to the version of the main shrine in the Shinkai, Kotai Jing, I walk.
For a brief moment, I'm shocked by howsmall, the main shrine is.
Also just how modest it is.
I expected something awash in reds and gold but got a pretty standard-looking Japanese shrine in deep brown instead.
If there wasn't a literal sun above it, I'd probably say the place looked kind ofdull.
"No, no.no one would agree to that. Inari certainly didn't agree with that!" A voice, light, girlish, and very annoyed, suddenly reached my ears from within the shrine.
A pause, then scoff, and a sigh, "She has enough trouble running those stupid clubs here, it would be Hell for her to start anything like that up in Asgard!" Another pause, before she snaps back, "Well then why didn't you bring it up during the actual negotiations instead of now, after we signed everything!?"
Poor girl in there sounds like she's about to have a stroke.
Carefully now, I climb up the stone steps and ease open the wooden doors.
The inside is surprisingly roomy, but no less bare than the outside.
It looks big enough at least for a meeting between a few people, and yet
There's only one person inside, standing before a golden mirror propped up in the middle of the room.
She's short, but not incredibly somaybe a few inches or so taller than Kuroka? With long silky obsidian black hair.
She's wearingHuh.
Gray sweatpants, pink bunny slippers, and a black t-shirt.
The only thing that would tell you she is a Goddess, beyond sensing it, is the ethereal aura of golden light wrapped around her form.
I almost wheeze out a chuckle, but damn if it wasn't hard to stop.
From here, l can see that the mirror isn't reflecting her, but is more like a screen, showing a view positioned overhead of a similar-looking meeting area, but with actual people in it.
Odin and Rose are two of the only people left. One pouting like a big baby, the other looking entirely done with life.
It's pretty easy to figure out what's going on here, I feel.
Suddenly, the girl twitches, right as she's about to say something more.
Slowly, she turns around. Her eyes widen as she does. Her golden eyes, that is.
She sees me, and she freezes.
I, meanwhile, look down at her shirt.
Oh.
It's not a plain black shirt at all.
It's an anime t-shirt with Kakashi from Naruto on the front.
I couldn't help it anymore.
I chuckled.
I continued chuckling, as her face slowly started growing redder, and redder.
Well, at least I know my mother doesn't have shit taste, that's a good start, right?
"A-A-Ah?" She finally spoke or rather stuttered out a single word.
That's progress at least.
"Oi." Odin suddenly calls out, prompting her to swivel robotically and look back at the mirror, "Why is everything turning red over here?"
We both blink at that.
Looking through the mirror, I can kind of see it, the normally tanned wooden room slightly shifting into a more progressively pink or red shade.
Huh. So, her getting embarrassed caused the shrine to shift color as well?
That's adorable.
"N-No reason!" Amaterasu quickly replied, some may say too quickly, before huffing to clear her throat and continuing with far more composure, "A-Anyway, if that'll be all, Lord Odinyou are free to go home. I trust you'll be ready for the cultural exchange in time?"
Odin waved her off, "Yeah yeah, we'll be ready, no need to worry about that." He starts grumbling something, though neither of us could hear it.
Whatever it was though, Rossweisse glared him down for it, prompting the chief god to stop, "TchAlright, we'll be heading off then! Though, before we go, I gotta say, Lady Amaterasu, it was certainly anexperience, hehehehein your territory."
Amaterasu's eye twitched at Odin's lewd giggle.
Rossweisse looked like she was about ready to straight blow the god up.
I had half a mind to call out how pathetic he is one last time but decided against it.
Official meeting and all that.
I totally will after this though. Or if I ever see his ass again.
With that though, the two finally made their way out.
Amaterasu sighed, before waving her hand in front of the mirror, causing it to shift once morebecoming a normal reflecting mirror, showcasing her very annoyed frown.
However that quickly morphed itself, as she caught a glimpse of my reflection behind her, arms crossed, looking at her with a very stupid smirk.
She fidgeted with her hands before slowly turning back to me.
"U-UmWellHmm" She looked away from me, her gaze burrowing into the floor, as she gave me a little wave, "...Hi?"
Ah. Damn. Now what am I supposed to do?
See, when I came here, I originally had a pretty good idea of how it'd go.
I thought I'd have a fairly similar reaction to when I first saw a picture of my dad.
Sheer, unending, apathy.
After all, I didn't know him, I never met him.
Same with Amaterasu here.
Yet, more than that, I also figured there would be a good sprinkling of annoyance, maybe a good bit of dull anger.
After all, once more, I can reasonably blame several things that went wrong in this new life of mine directly on her.
But I also knew it justwas never worth it to be truly mad, frothing with anger at her.
It never was going to be. That being thought, that doesn't mean I forgive her for what she's done. Or I suppose, for what she hasn't done.
So, I thought I'd come here, just to finally meet her, and hash things out. I thought I'd be rather cold, professional, and business-like.
That sort of thing.
But then this girl had to show up to a groundbreaking inter pantheon meeting wearing that, and acting like this.
Which, I mean, I get. She's doing the equivalent of a Zoom or Skype call on her end. I'd wear the most comfy thing I have as well if I had to deal with Odin for a night.
The problem is though, it kind of ruins everything I was thinking of before.
Instead, it's cute as fuck and makes me want to bully her.
I am nowhere near as mentally prepared for this as I thought I was, huh?
Fuck it. You only live! Uh. Twice. For me, I guess?
Let's just do this.
"Your taste is shit." I start, ruthlessly, "Itachi is waaayyy better."
Nailed it!
I know I thought differently earlier, but this is purely to fuck with her.
And it works splendidly.
She freezes, all twiddling with her fingers halts as she stares off to the side, absolutely gobsmacked.
Then she starts looking legitimately offended, and with that threshold crossed, she finally looks at me.
"T-That-! That doesn't even!" She seethes out, "That! Makes no sense! He's a bad guy! Not even a sensei! How can he be better than Kakashi!?"
I blink at that.
Right, in 2007, Shippuden anime isn't a thing yet. Though, the manga should be running right about now, right?
Did they not get to the good parts yet?
Regardless, I shrug, undeterred, and channel the internet's collective Itachi fanboyism, "Don't care. Itachi has two eyes to Kakashi's one. That automatically makes him better." My stupid smirk grew.
"Wha!? That doesn't!"
"Also. Itachi no diffed Kakashi so hard it put him in a coma."
"That was such"
"Kakashi, meanwhile, could barely use his signature technique a few times without running out of Chakra."
"He g-got better!" She cried out indignantly, before finally noticing the look plastered across my face, "And! A-Andyou're messing with me, aren't you?" She asks, blinking in realization.
"Just a bit." I admit easily, smirk never wavering.
She immediately pouts, "That's soMmm! I can't even say I don't deserve it!"
Ah? So she is aware of her part in my childhood?
Not like I was going to bring it up, because fuck that, but respect plus for acknowledging it without my needing to.
After a moment, she sighs solemnly, "...I can't believe we're meeting like this."
"Like this, huh?" I parrot, gazing at the very comfy-looking pink bunny slippers she's wearing specifically.
She looks away again, face flushing with embarrassment, "Yeahthen again, I didn't know how this would go at alland, now that it's happeningI can honestly say I'm surprised."
"Ohoh?" I raise an eyebrow, "What for?"
"I thought you'd be much moreangry, with me, regardless of all" She waves to herself, shyly, "This."
I chuckle, just a bit, "Ah...well, you seeIt's just not worth it, being angry at you."
I practically wave off her concern with my chipper and light tone, but the words themselves still land, and she flinches.
"AhYes." She looks down with a sad smile, "Isuppose that makes sense."
"Oh, come ondon't be like that!" I walk right up to her, "Honestly, you should be thankful. I wanted to come in all cold and businessman-like - because I'm gonna extort you real soon - but yourinterestingfashion choices make me want to bully you instead!"
"Enn!" She nervously shudders in place, "Can we stop bringing that up" Then she blinks, several times, "Wait. Extort me? Bully me!?"
I smile, sweetly, "You can blame Uzume for what's about to happen if it'll make you feel better."
She merely groans at that, "...okay, yeah, I'll probably do that." She pauses for a moment, before asking nervously, "Can we at least go someplace morecomfortable?"
I hum, and then shrug in agreement to that, "Sure. I'd rather not stay standing up the whole time either, to be honest."
Also, that bridge wasn't the most comfortable place to hang out most of the night. An actual chair would very much be appreciated.
She gives me a small, genuine, smile, "I as well. I think I've had enough of that myself for one night."
With that, she snapped her fingers.
The golden light around her swelled out, bursting from her in a wave, gathering around us, before rising.
I don't even get the chance to blink, before suddenly, we are elsewhere.
We're not even in the Shinkai anymore, although the general feeling in the air is similar, and all the colors in the world still seem to pop.
As for how I know we're not in the Shinkai anymore?
Well, if there's anywhere that screams 'I don't know what grass is!' it's this room I've suddenly found myself in.
The best way to describe the place? It's as though someone took a slice of Akihabara and turned it into a bedroom.
The sheer amount of manga volumes stacked across the walls made me want to give a prayer to the countless poor trees who suffered such a terrible fate.
But the most important thing?
"Dibs." I state immediately, as I flop down upon an actual bean bag chair like a ragdoll.
Ahhcan't say I appreciate her parenting skills or lack thereof, but her tastes? Impeccable so far.
Amaterasu merely chuckles as she does something similar, albeit, much more ladylike, into another chair across from me.
"I take you to Takamagahara, and that's the first thing you say?" She suddenly speaks up, entirely amused.
I deadpanned at her straight back, "You took me to your room in Takamagahara, I could have said several other Uzume-inspired things."
"...P-Please don't." She shivers, legitimately disturbed by that idea, "You're my son, that's so weird"
I raise an eyebrow at that, even higher than the last, "You married your brother, and had kids with the other. You have no right to imply what's weird and not."
She flinches at that, before quickly explaining, "One! That was for a political thing! Two! Kami don't make babies like humans do! It's way different! Also, that was a challenge! So very very different!"
"Oh really now?" I say that, as I look around her room once more.
Something, in that moment, snaps into place.
Amaterasu looks a lot like that girl in the picture in Susanoo's Palace, the one holding that sword.
Presuming that was her, the guy across from her should have been Tsukuyomi.
If I recall correctly, in his picture, he looked like he had extremely light, if not white or silver, hair.
Besides the rather concerning amount of literature lining the wall, there is also a good amount of anime figurines lining the shelves.
And pretty much all of them are silver or white-haired guys.
I slowly look back at her.
She suddenly finds the floor incredibly interesting.
My following snort only made her face grow a sunburnt shade of red, as she wriggled in place, and squeaked out, "No bully!"
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Also, no. All the bully.
"Regardless," I wave her off with an amused chuckle, "I didn't come here to talk about your love lifeor wander Takamagahara and get annoyed by a bunch of Heavenly Kami wanting to play politics, or whatever you all do up here."
She cringed at that, "It'smostly just that, yeah. Still," she perked up, "Takamagahara is really beautiful, and! I was hoping to introduce you to your half-brothers and sister!"
Huh. I guess I do have those.
Still, once more, I wave her off, "They can wait a little while longer. Alsoif Takamagahara is so beautifulwhy doesn't your room have windows?"
"Itwelleheh," she scratches the back of her head and gives a nervous embarrassed chuckle, "I like toturn off all the artificial lights, and pretend it's like I'm in a cave?"
You know what? That's fair.
I nod sagely, "Understandable. Now!" I point at her, "Stop bringing up stuff to delay the inevitable! I'm here to extort you, remember?"
She winces, and nods, wearily, "O-Okay"
"But first! And this is kinda important, which is I'm bringing it up before we talk payment," I lean forward in my bean bag chair, hands pressed together before my chin, "I heard you and Inari 'recommended' me for the whole Odin thing. That won't be happening again.
"From now on, if you need something? You ask first. Got it?" I lay down the law plainly, and Amaterasu gives a pained grimace before nodding.
"Understandable, NoriI'm sorry for that, by the way." She bows her head slightly, "You were the most equipped, competent, and accessible person for the job. We'll ask from now on, alright?"
I nod back in acceptance of her words.
Honestly, I'm not too bent out of shape about the whole thing.
I was pretty much forced to be involved regardless because Loki doing Loki things would kind of fuck everything up, and I obviously don't want that.
I would just like to be asked, instead of toldeven if I did get a good deal of time to prepare instead of it all being dropped on me at the last minute.
That was nice, at least.
"With that being said," I continue, "I guess it kind of goes without saying, but I'm on the side of you lot, the Japanese Pantheon, Japan, and such. But that doesn't mean I'm going to bend over backward for you.
"I'm a part of the greater Faction, buuut don't expect me to be such a" I pause, trying to think of the right word I'm looking for, "hardliner, to the rules."
Yeah, that fits.
Amaterasu tilts her head at that, "...AhI think I understand what you mean. By all definitions, the Yokai are our enemies, although recent events have greatly improved our relations. Yet, still, you.."
"Bang catgirls and will most likely bang fox girls?" I finish for her with zero shame.
She sighs defeatedly, "...Yes. I'm aware. That's" She clicks her tongue, "While I'd rather you not, it's not like I have any say to stop you.
"I've been keeping it under wraps, but once it gets outthe other Heavenly Kami may have greater objections they try to enforce."
I shrug uncaringly, "Let them come, then. I'll put them in the dirt beneath my feet if I have to."
For once, Amaterasu's gaze steels as she stares at me, "...even if it's the Kotoamatsukami that raise their objections? Because if it's them, I won't be able to protect you"
I nearly raise an eyebrow before stopping myself as I vaguely recognize that group of Kami.
The Kotoamatsukami, or, the 'Distinguishing Heavenly Kami', literally the first group of Kami to ever exist. The generation before even Izanagi and Izanami.
I suppose they would essentially be the equivalent of the Primordial Gods in say, the Greek or Egyptian Pantheon.
Even knowing that though, I nod resolutely once more, without hesitation, and state, "Let them come."
Preferably during the daytime, please.
Amaterasu looks into my eyes, her own narrowing as she does.
Finding my gaze unwavering, hers softens, and she slumps back in her chair with something between a groan and a sigh.
"...be careful where that stubbornness leads you, Nori." She warns, solemnly.
I don't answer that.
Because I know I'll be fine.
"As for the rest of what you beinglooser, with the rules, implies." She continues, significantly more lax, "That shouldn't be a worry. Most probably assume you work directly under me in some capacity anyway, and with that, such things are expected."
Ah, nepotism. It's only a problem when you aren't benefiting from it.
But it's also that idea that significantly lessens my options for who I can work for, or join up with.
I haven't given it an insane amount of thought, but in my mind, there's not much point too.
From the moment I was born, purely based on my parents, I was shoehorned into the Shinto or Japanese. That's a simple fact.
Besides, what are my other options?
Devils? Hah!
Heaven? No clue where they've been sinceever, in fact.
Something to look into.
The Fallen? Long gone here, and even if they weren't, even bigger hah!
The Hindu/Buddhists? I'd rather not be press-ganged into whatever conflict is brewing between Shiva and Indra over there.
The other pantheons are based across the world, and all my stuff is in Japan, which as a start puts a damper on things.
Even to say I do shack up with say, hypothetically, the Greeks, I'll forever be a sort of outsider to them, purely because of my parentage.
That's not to say it's impossible, it could work, it's just not worth going through all the hassle.
This, meanwhile? Much easier to deal with, the Faction generally considers me royalty in a sense, and other such benefits.
Drawbacks include and are mostly limited to politicswhich is yuck, but still, it's a price I'm willing to pay.
I hum in acknowledgment of that, responding with a pleased smile, "Good. Guess that takes care of that. Nowas for payment."
Something in my smirk must have been evil because she shivered as though chilled as I spoke.
"Money." I finally say.
Prompting the sun goddess to look positively befuddled, "...that's all? I thought your father left you everything he had made, which I know is a not insignificant amount?"
I chuckle at that assumption, "Oh. That's not all. And you're right, I just like seeing bigger numbers is all."
"Isee?" She slowly accepts without fuss, "That's easily doable, regardless. We can just use the number we paid your father with, how's that sound?"
I nod in acceptance to that, while internally, I breathe a sigh of relief.
Truth be told, though I do like bigger numbersI'm mostly asking for this because Kuroka keeps spending a shit ton of money, and although we're not close to running out at all, I'd rather not get the chance to at all.
Me help me when microtransactions, gacha, loot boxes, battles pass, and so on become a thing
Moving on, and after a tad bit of humming in contemplation, I speak up again, "Got any neat toys I could throw at enemies? Artifacts and such, I mean. I've got my swordbut it broke once, and though I don't suspect it'll do so again after I fixed it, having another weapon around would be very helpful."
Amaterasu blinks minutely in shock, "...your sword broke at one point? When?"
"Susanoo." I state simply, causing Amaterasu to give a stiff nod, before relaxing as she continues.
"But you said you fixed it? I thought I saw you doing something at the forge, but I" she bites her lip, "...may I?"
I didn't see any reason to object, so I pulled my sword and its sheath off my back and passed it over to her.
Huh. That made laying on the chair significantly more comfortable.
Who'd have thought?
While I have that revelation, Amaterasu slowly unsheathes the Odachi from its scabbard, running a finger across the top of the deep red blade.
She smiles slightly, sadly, "...you made it your own, hmm? Good. That's very good." She muttered with melancholy.
Shaking her head, and letting out a soft sniffle, she sheathes the sword back up, "You asked about more weapons, correct? I have been trying, for the longest time now, to re-acquire the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi for you, but I've essentially beenignored, by the Church and Heaven, for months now." She bit out with an indignant huff, "My patience is reaching its limits with them, I swear"
Some things are clearly up with Heaven around here.
I don't know what it is, but I'm thinking I should start looking into them.
The increasing lack of stuff coming from them is starting to concern me.
Though there's no point in ruminating on that now though, I doubt she'd know anything if they weren't even talking to her.
Instead, I ask, purely out of curiosity, "How did that sword end up in the Church's hands anyway?"
Amaterasu sighs, "One of your ancestors on your father's side broke the sword fighting the Yokai and Kamuy up north."
I stared at her, blankly, and I didn't even have to say anything before she elaborated, "The Kamuy are like ourcousins, I suppose would be the correct term? A related but mostly separate family or Pantheon from our own.
"Nowadays we're good friends, but back in the day? Well" She trails off, scratching her cheek with a sigh, "not so much. Everyone was fighting everyone back then."
She shakes her head just as she looks like she's about to start reminiscing, and continues, "Back on track. Your ancestor left the sword behind after it broke, and the Church came in and picked up the piecesthat's pretty much all there was to it."
Man. My family back in the day were major idiots, huh?
Well, I can fix that.
"Point me in the direction of where they're keeping the sword and I'll have it back by the end of the week." I state without an ounce of thought.
Amaterasu deadpans at me, "...I'll consider it, you." Before she gives a light chuckle, "In the meanwhile, I have a couple of ideas for artifacts you could use"
"A couple of ideas, hmm?" I note her words with interest.
She smiles, and puts a finger in front of her lips, "Do you mind if I keep them a surprise? I promise they'll be worth it!"
"Hmmyou know what? That's fine. I like surprises." I agree with ease.
Amaterasu nods along happily at my words.
As long as the surprises are good surprises, of course.
"Moving on," I continue, "Second to last thing, I've got this Library in the Kyoto Palace that could use filling"
"Ohhh~?" Amaterasu leans forward, suddenly very interested.
"...and finding books on Eastern Magic and stuff like that is incredibly painful because apparently nobody writes shit down." I finish, and she sags back down.
"...Oh." She huffs, and startspouting?
"...You totally thought for a second there I wanted to fill the library with weeb shit, didn't you?" I ask after a second, incredibly amused.
"Hmph." She merely pouts further at that.
Though, that is an idea, isn't it?
When was the last time I sat down and read Naruto or Dragon Ball?
A long, long time ago.
Though I don't get why she's pouting about me not doing it.
I roll my eyes at her antics, "Alright, maybe, I'll put some weeb shit in there."
"Yes!" She perks up and pumps her fist, "Trust me when I say, Nori, there will not be enough supernatural texts to fill any library, and most of the stories and 'literature' these old prudes around here parrot about as being top quality is garbage. It's all trash!"
I slowly find myself leaning back more and more into the bean bag chair as she continues ranting about the superiority of modern-day manga over classical stories.
I'm starting to think she may need to get out of her room more.
Her words start sort of mixing into a sort of soup that I zone out, until eventually, she realizes what she's doing, and slowly calms down, leaning back into her chair with an atomic embarrassed flush across her face.
"S-Sorry, aboutall of thateheh" She starts twiddling her fingers again as she looks down, unable to meet my gaze.
I wave her off, very eager to get off this topic myself now, "It's uhsomething. But books, alright?"
She nods, quickly, "Books, yes."
"I'll leave it up to you to decide what stuff when, like for this whole thing with the Norse," I continue, "getting everything at once all the time is kinda much, even for me. Will start to make me feel too bad."
"II see." She acknowledges, "There's one more thing, right?"
I nod back, "Right. Last thing. That teleporting thing? Where you took us from the Shinkai to here? I want to learn that, if I can, right now."
Slowly, she looked at me, confused, "Wha? I mean, you can learn itbutwhy?"
I look back at her, parroting her confusion, "Uhisn't that obvious? So I can travel between the Kami Realms; Takamagahara, Shinkai, Yomi, and such with ease? I do want to come back, you know?"
I didn't even see her move.
All I knew was one moment she was sitting across from me, her face twisting into one of shock and glee, and the next, in a blur of light, she was on me, clinging and holding on to me almost for dear life.
I don't hold her back, even as she starts sniffling into my chest, muttering, "...I didn't think you'd want to come back."
I give her a soft chuckle, "Well, of course I do. I have to drag your ass down to Yomi so you can see your mother. I do eventually want to meet my half-siblings, see Takamagahara" I trail off.
Mostly because I have to ponder the questiondo I want to come see her, Amaterasu, specifically again?
Ican't say for certain either way.
It's mostly just apathy. I don't care either way, I suppose.
Now ain't that just sad?
"...I still can't believe you met pretty much everyone else before me." Amaterasu lamented sadly against me.
I snorted at that, "I know, right? That wasn't even intentional. But when it happened, I contemplated meeting the rest of the eight million or so, just to keep the joke going."
"...Meanie." She patted my chest, weakly, "INoriaki?"
"Yeah?"
"...I'm sorry."
"...I figure." I huff out, quietly.
"I'm really, truly, sorry I left you there, alone, so alone, with Uzume, and she" She clings to me tighter as she starts shaking, "I didn't knowIMmm"
"I know." I sigh, patting her on the head, "...but I'm not going to forgive you so easily. Do you want me to hug you back? Call you mother? You're gonna have to earn it."
Though, good luck with that last bit, I'm having trouble even considering the girl on me right now my mother because she looks so damn young
"...Thank you for even giving me the chance." She sniffles out softly.
I know, right? I'd be in the right to ignore her existence entirely, as she's done pretty much for me.
And a part of me, the real petty part, wants to.
But the more rational side tells me that just isn't viable if I'm going to be sticking my lot in on this side, her side.
Besides, even then, it's not as though I'm going to make it easy for her.
At the very least, I'll give her a chance, like Uzume.
I'll see how it goes from there.
It didn't take too long to get down the teleporting thing.
So with a flash of golden light, beamed straight down from the Heavens, I appeared back home!
on the roof of the palace structure, head first.
With an annoyed groan, I slid down the tiled roof and fell to the ground, limp like a ragdoll.
Not because of the force or anything, no, but because teleporting in such a manner was like leaping through several kaleidoscopes made of flashbangs.
Okay, so I mostly got the technique down. It's not perfect yet, but I'll get there!
But with this, I'll be able to go back to the places I've been previously without any travel time, merely a flex of my divine will and Holy Spirit Power.
Raising from the ground, I blink my eyes several times as my vision warps and twists around itself, over and over.
It nearly made me throw up, but that sensation was quickly replaced by a buzz in my eyes, causing my entire body to shiver as they started throbbing.
I quickly moved to rub them with my fingers.
After a moment, I let out a breathy sigh, before opening up my eyes again, blinking just a few more times for good measure.
Good. Mostly back to normal.
I say mostlybecause that throbbing isn't part of my botched teleport.
It's the effect of whatever Amaterasu did to my eyes before I left.
She was curious about my eyes, of course she was, and asked for me to show them to her.
Upon seeing my fully matured, but not yet evolved, eyes, she got a big stupid smile on her face and asked if she could try something.
"...Sure, what's the worst that could happen?" I had said.
"Yaaayyyy~!" Was the last thing I heard before she touched my temples, and it felt like salt was poured into my eyes.
Not like it hurt or anything, it was just annoying. Since then, randomly, my eyes would start doing thateven when not active.
In any case, she apparently blessed my eyes, specifically, to enable them to ascend to their evolved formlike hers were.
Which to be fair, is really good. I was worried I'd have to watch Kuroka or Shirone die or some shit to evolve them.
Granted, last I looked in a mirror, they hadn't evolved yet, that was going to take time, or some form of catalyst, to force the evolution.
I had asked why she couldn't just grant the fully evolved eyes, to which she simply explained she'd never done so before and didn't want to blow my head up trying, whichfair.
I can't regenerate from that, I think.
She was able to piggyback off my inheriting a 'lesser form' of her eyes to start the evolution safely.
She's already trying to earn that hug, huh?
Of course, in return for spicing my eyes, I called her 'evolved eyes' basic as fuck because that's exactly what they are.
No joke, there were just several more tomoe. Seriously, mother? For shame.
She did give a nice pout at that, at least.
Anyhow, being genre savvy as I am, I'll probably awaken the eyes during my upcoming fight against the Hero Faction, so I won't be waiting too long to punt a bitch or two with a skeletal fist made of Holy Spirit Power.
Or at least, that's how I think my Susanoo will work, only one real way to find out!
Another buzz as my eyes go through another throbbing fit brings me back into the present.
As I move to rub my eyes once more, I finally focus on my senses and realize that someone else is here, inside.
Or rather, still here, even though she should have gone home earlier with a certain pathetic old god.
I'm not surprised. Not truly. But still, I can't help the grimace I give as I make my way inside.
Luckily, by the time I make it to the living room where she is, my eyes have calmed down, so I walk in unperturbed, a soft small smile across my feet.
Now, what I am surprised about is Rossweisse herself.
In canon, after Odin left her behind, she was a crying sobbing wreck.
Here? She sat on my couch, with her legs squished against her chest, and arms tightly wrapped around them.
She looked pissed.
She glared, sternly, down at the ground, a frown locked across her face as she did.
Occasionally, one of her eyes would even twitch a little.
Behind her, Kuroka leaned over the couch, patting her on the head over and over, almost placatingly, and most definitely worryingly, like she was afraid if she stopped the white-haired valkyrie might turn that bundled-up rage on her.
As I walked in, Kuroka was the first to look at me, prompting sheer relief to flood over her features.
Meanwhile, Rossweisse turned robotically to level her glare at me, though I could tell none of her emotions were pointed at me specifically.
"Lord Odin left me behind." As Rossweisse suddenly talked, her tone clipped and cold, Kuroka stopped, looking at the Valkyrie in shock.
Or I suppose the former Valkyrie.
"Nyah~? Really? It's been a little while since you showed up here though if he left" Kuroka slowly began, eyes eventually widening in realization.
"Quite." Rossweisse answered for her, "If this was a fluke, he should have realized I'm gone by now, and sentsomething, to someone, about me." She ground out, agitation rising, "As he has not? I've effectively been fired. I'm" her whole body shudders, although I can't quite pin with which negative emotion, "f-fired"
I sat down next to her, muttering, "One hell of a way to be laid off, ain't it?"
But then again, not exactly surprising, considering Odin.
Rossweisse bit her lip for a second, before shaking her head and returning to glaring down at the ground.
"I didn't want to believe it at firsta Chief God, the Chief God of my home, being so pathetic" Rossweisse spat the word with a shocking amount of vitriol as tears began pricking the corners of her eyes, "yet, after this? T-This...horriblehe's horrible! Horrible and pathetic!"
Seeing exactly where this was going, I just shut my mouth, and patted her on the back, as she just seemed to break, like a dam.
Tears began streaming down her face, and she somehow shriveled into herself more.
"N-Now, now I can't even go home! I can't show my face to them now!" She exclaimed, voice breaking, "Returning after the one you're supposed to be escorting? That's a failure in general! B-But when your escort is the Chief God!" She started actively sobbing, "The other V-Valkyries, the Aesir, I'd be a laughing stock! Then if I wasn't fired already! I'd certainly be then!!"
She fell over, to my shock, nearly right on top of me, yet still perfectly curled up against herselfsomehow.
"After all my time spent training, a-and studying!" Rossweisse continued ranting, unperturbed, "Skipping grades several times over to graduate early! Missing out on socializing with my peers and finding a..hnnghh!" She bites her lip, skipping that landmine at least, it seems, "All for a job to grant me 'stable' life! It wasn'tIt w-was"
At that point, she just completely broke down into a sobbing, crying, incoherent wreck.
Kuroka tapped my shoulder, and as I looked at her, she shrugged helplessly, essentially asking me with her eyes, 'What do we do?'.
I put a finger to my lips and continued rubbing Rossweisse's back.
This has been a long time coming, I think, it's probably best to just let her get it out.
Sometimes, a good cry can go a long way.
Kuroka blinked at me, before shrugging once more and heading into the kitchen.
She better not be eating all the food again while I deal with this!
I wasn't keeping count of how long it took for Rossweisse to eventually settle down to the point where she could speak once again, but I don't think it was too long.
"S-So" She started up again, sniffling, "I came back here, becausewell, I didn't haveanywhere else to goI'm s-sorry for being a burdenI didn't mean"
It's at this point, that I finally speak up, cutting her off, "There's no need to apologize. You aren't a burden at all."
"B-But! Surely, you must be tired after everything! A-And I"
I pat her on the back, "Nah. I'm good. A little stiff from sitting on a bridge, but the couch is the exact opposite, and it's doing wondersalong with other things."
At that, I wrap my arm completely around her, bringing her into a sort of half hug.
She shivers, and as I look down, I see her face flush in realization at exactly what I just meant.
Slowly, timidly, she leans into me further.
Honestly. I'd like to say I have rizz, but thinking that when it's with Rossweisse makes me want to jump off a bridge.
The girl I'd simply toonew, to that sort of stuff. She'd fall apart at the most basic flirting.
That's not rizz. Not even a little.
"So," I continue, leaning down closer to her, "I presume then, that you're free for that job offer I talked about?"
Rossweisse stiffened.
"Iyou r-really" She stammered out, breathlessly.
"I really did mean it. Everything I said back then, still holds straight up to now. In fact? I'm even more impressed with you now!" She flushes harder and gives a small embarrassed smile as she shimmies her shoulders from up and down.
"Skipping grades to graduate early? Not going to lie, with the comments Odin had made, I thought you were in your 20sbut if you skipped grades, that means you're about my age, huh?"
Isn't that little tidbit of information a slap in the face when you're first reading the series?
Rossweisse is actually Rias' age, not older than the entire cast, yet she's mature enough to look that way, and even be a teacher.
Kind of insane.
Rossweisse nodded shyly at that, "Please don't say that, it's not that big of a d-deal" She tried to deny it, but I scoffed.
"Nah. It is. Just shows how much of an idiot Odin truly is. Literally abandoning you like this." I shrug, "Ah well if he's going to be like that, I suppose I'll just have to snatch you up instead!"
"M-Mmmsaying it like that!" She silently cried out, causing me to smirk.
Hmm, you know, I may as well bring this upthough I'm sure she'll deny it.
Still, just to be fair.
"You know, if you want, you don't need to take a job from me or something like that." I began, "I keep Kuroka around, and she doesn't do anything. I would be happy to have you stay, regardless."
Off in the kitchen, I get an outraged, "Nyah!?" for that.
Rossweisse blinks at my words, before finally looking up at me, face stern and frowning, "I couldn't possibly freeload off you like that, t-that, that'sinconceivable! And rude! And wrongand just!"
Huh. She seems legitimately outraged at the idea.
With a chuckle, I pulled Rossweisse in for a full hug to calm her downand to freeze her up in embarrassment, "Okay, okayI got it. I'll give you a job, alright?"
"...T-Thank you" She manages to, barely, eek out.
I am not entirely sure what that would entail yet, though.
However, I have a few ideas. Maybe the Imperial Household Agency could be of some assistance here?
Definitely not going to ask for Inari's helpI would rather not subject the poor girl to Japanese work culture.
Even though she's totally a workaholic, and would take to it like a duck to water, I would rather not screw her over that way.
EhI'll think of something.
Kuroka pokes her head out from the kitchen, looking rather indignant, "I feel personally attacked, nyah~! I totally do stuff around here!"
"Such as?" I automatically respond, without thinking.
Far too proudly, Kuroka states, "I'm going to bear your children, nyah~!"
I facepalm.
Rossweisse merely goes, with all previous gone, replaced by pure and utter bafflement, "E-Eh?"
"Sex doesn't pay the bills, you damn cat." I grumble in response.
"That's not what I said!" Kuroka mewled back in indignation.
"That's basically what you said." I fire back.
"P-Paymentin s-s-sex!?" Rossweisse stammered out, seemingly having only gotten that.
"Oi. Why is that what you focus on!?" I inquire, slightly worried.
"You know why, nyah~!" Kuroka comes back up to the couch, this time, with a blanket andis that extra large pudding cup?
She throws the blanket over the blushing Rossweisse, causing the poor girl to slightly panic in surprise before I manage to wrap it around her properly.
Once she's all bundled up, Kuroka hands her the pudding cup.
"Anyway~!" Kuroka casually carries on like that whole bit didn't just happen, before throwing her arms around Rossweisse, "Welcome to the Team, Rose-chan~, nyah~!"
"A-Ah!?" Rossweisse cried out in surprise, "Ummthank for h-having me, I suppose?"
Yeah, Rose, I know. I'm just as startled as you, although about something a tad different.
"Kuroka," I say, eyes narrowing on the blanket.
"Yesss~ darling?" Kuroka drawls, seemingly completely unexpecting.
"...why was there a blanket in the kitchen?"
Kuroka stilled for a moment, before waving it off with a single word, "Reasons~! Nyah~!"
Damn cat.
I scoffed and chuckled.
She thinks she's getting off the hook, but hah, no.
I'd just rather not pull her over the couch and start spanking and fucking her silly in front of Rose.
Might either turn her into a mega pervert, or traumatize her, either or.
In any case, I shoot Kuroka a glare to tell her exactly that this isn't over.
She shivers, before sticking her tongue out at me.
Fucking cat. Using Rose as a shield like that.
She'll get what's coming to her eventually.
Rossweisse starts picking at the pudding while Kuroka continues to hold her.
In the meantime, beyond planning Kuroka's imminent punishment, I start thinking about the future ahead.
Just a bit, up until the Hero Faction arrives. My plan for the immediate future.
It's not a whole lot of time, only around a month, so I won't be seeing any drastic power increases just focusing on raw training like I have over the much larger break.
Besides, even then, I'm confident I could take all of the Hero Faction. At once. Even if they all ganged up on me with their Balance Breaker.
Especially since I know they attack during the day at one point, in broad fucking daylight, in fact.
But hey! Their stupidity is my gain! And they demise, of course.
Unless Dimension Lost's, well, dimension, stops that, but there's only one real way to find out there.
The only one I'm mildly worried about is Cao Cao and his True Longinus.
As a deity, that spear's anti-divine property has the potential to seriously seriously fuck me up.
I mean, if it fucked him up, it would probably do far worse to me.
Not to mention his Truth Idea
After all, who's to say the big man upstairs actually agrees with Cao Cao this time around, yeah?
Especially since I
I
I pursue my lips, narrow my eyes, and glare off at the wall.
I realize, off to the side, that Kuroka has suddenly stopped messing with Rossweisse, and both are staring at me.
But I'm not focused on that.
Instead, I'm trying to figure out
Why can't I remember his name?
Well, no, it's not quite that, I know it, I know I do, I just can't quite draw it out.
It's on the tip of my tongue, like
Big G.
The man in the sky.
The guy that was crucified.
Why can't I!?
I can't even think his name! Any of them!!
"D-Darling!" Kuroka suddenly calls out, snapping my attention to her.
She looksvery, very worried, all of a sudden.
I still as she speaks once again, "Yournose is bleeding"
Slowly, ever so carefully, I reach my thumb up and whip it across my upper lip.
"Ah," I state plainly, staring at the red blotch now on my thumb, "...so it is."
I don't have an explanation for this.
I trulywhat the hell?
"Are you okay?" Kuroka walks over to me, putting her hand on my face, with Rose quickly following suitalbeit she just crawled closer, she still looked just as worried.
Physically?
"I'm fine." I answer honestly, there.
Mentally, however?
I'm fucking reeling.
What does this mean? I haven't used that word since I arrived here, never even thought about it, and now?
It's kind of like a geas. Or maybe a taboo?
Iguess the system could in theory instill such an effect?
It can, after all, instill Holy Power in crosses and Holy Water across the entire globe. If there's anything that could stop a word, or name, from being even uttered
But I can't imagine Michael having the power to make that addition!
Unlessit's not Michael.
I think finding out what's going on with Heaven and the angels just went up by several orders of priority.
"In fact," I continue, gaze steeling itself, "I think I know what I'm going to do next, there's someone I would like to go meet, back in Kuoha Ninja."
Both my cat girl, and the former Valkyrie perk up in interest at that.
Especially Kuroka.
And while I will admit, getting Kurokaand Rosein kunoichi outfits sounds incredibly hot, that's not the true reason I'm heading there.
Metatron. A Seraph in canon that is obsessed with ninjas, and trains specifically under a ninja, a supposed famous master of the art, right outside town.
If he's there, well
I have a few questions.
Even if he's not, getting actual Ninjutsuthe martial art, not the jutsutraining, would help in putting me in the 'zone' so to speak to go and train my jutsus.
Much like how I went about training my breathing styles and perfecting sun breathing.
Sure, I've been able to use Shadow Clones in battle without worry as of late, but that's less specific training and more getting used to the technique.
I pulled off a Majestic Destroyer Flame on Vali, but that jutsu doesn't take skill more so that it just takes the standard Fireball, and pumps a shit ton of chakra into it.
Of which, I have plenty now. No one to compare it to, but after all this time, all this training, all this learningI don't exactly need to worry about running out actively using it.
There really is no excuse for letting this part of my kit lag anymore.
That, and Senjutsu, which I've been putting on the back burner for a while
Yeah. It's time to start ramping up training on that.
But first, I need to get Rose settled in, and then I need to actually find the guy I'm looking for.
Find. A ninja.
Ahthat's going to be fun!
< ~ A New Sun ~ >
Alone.
That is all Fenrir, the God-Devouring Wolf, feels at this moment, as he lies curled up on the ground.
Some time ago, he thought he'd heard his Father's call, just as was planned...and yet, nothing ever came of it.
Perhaps the loneliness is getting to him, and he's simply managing things.
Or maybe, it's the darkness.
msvartnir, his prison, was always like this; dull, dreary, and pitch black.
Nothing but darkness as far as the eyes could see.
Well, darkness, and his broken chains, Gleipnir, which sat on the dark ground in pieces.
As they should.
After his Father had freed him, so as to not arouse suspicions, he was left here regardless, until the time was right.
The Aesir, in their boundless arrogance and idiocy, so confident in his chains, left his prison unattended, with no one to watch or check on the wolf.
Well, it wasn't always like that, but Fenrir tended to get ratherrowdy, with his wardens.
Especially if it was Tyr's turn.
Regardless, ages pass, and as the Norse Gods saw Gleipnir never weaken, while simultaneously Fenrir's rage never falters, they decided they need not risk their limbs any longer.
Which gave Father the opportunity he needed to free him from his binds.
Now, he awaits the call for Ragnarok to begin.
YetFather is taking a rather long time, isn't he?
Fenrir perked up, his head rising from the ground.
Yet, nothing has happened.
He had thought he'd heard a distant rumbling, but no, that couldn't be it, could it?
Surely not.
And then, msvartnir trembled.
It rumbled, shook, to the sound of
Thunder.
Fenrir rose to his full height, a snarl on his lips, as msvartnir, his dark prison, tore upon, and lightning fell like a missile from the previously darker-than-night sky.
It landed several dozens of feet away, yet even at this distance, he could see what the lightning brought.
A man, a large man, clad in a large fur-hooded cloak.
With a joyous, rumbling chuckle, the man pulled down his hood, bringing his electric blue eyes upon him.
The man, no, the Aesir God, had a head full of fluffy red hair, across his face and down the back of his head.
"Sup there, Fenrir." the God looked down at his broken chains, and grinned, "See your dear old Daddy managed to get you free while we weren't looking, huh?"
He smelled of storms and mead, causing Fenrir to merely wrinkle his nose in disgust at him, prompting the god to give another boisterous laugh.
"Hah! Come on pal! Don't be like that!" He shakes his head, before continuing with a smile, "I'm honestly kind of surprised you didn't jump me the moment I came through, whatdon't tell me your anger has dulled over the centuries?"
It hasn't, not all.
And Fenrir let his displeasure at even the idea of that being the case none as he bared his fangs at the thunderer.
The god held out his hands, placatingly, and chuckled good-naturedly.
No, the true reason Fenrir didn't pounce right away?
This godFenrir almost couldn't believe it was him until he saw him.
The pressurethe absurdity of his divine power, even unreleased as it is now
And this all before he's even drawn and holds Mjolnir in his hands?
The Thor he recalls from memory had never felt so strong before.
Strong enough to, perhaps, maybe, even beat him
"Ah, wellshame that." He huffs, disappointed, "But! This is good, means I can tell you a little something before we begin here"
Tell himsomething?
"Loki failed." He stated.
Fenrir froze.
Thor's smile widened, "Oh yeah, he failed big time. Got his shit kicked in by auhfuck, forgot the term, some deity in the East, of all places. Even lost an arm!"
Fenrir slowly let out a rumbling growl, as the thunderer continued speaking, realization building within his heart.
So that voice, that unfinished call, it was his Fathers!
His Fatherfailing
"So! Here's the way I see it?" Thor continues, hand waving towards his chains, "You pick up those shiny little links, and wrap 'em around yourselfor"
Thor flips back his cloak, revealing his side, particularly, what's on his belt.
A hammer. It doesn't look anything special, in fact, it looks like someone was trying to make a large, two-handed hammer, but failed to make the grip properly.
Despite that fact, Thor took the hammer from his belt, and Fenrir felt his ashen fur stand on end as the divine power in the air increased several fold.
The hammer, Mjolnir, lit up with coiling blue lightning, as Thor pointed it at him.
"I beat you down, and wrap them around your barely alive body." Thor's expression sterned, though remained jovial, "Please, make my day Fen Dweller."
As if there's any other response to such a threat!
Fenrir howled, one of rage and contempt, and charged.
He will avenge his Father, and if not that, at least complete the task he set out to do in his stead!
"Alright! Hahaha!!" Thor laughed uproariously in response, as he charged in to meet him, flying forward like a streak of lightning, "Come on big boy! Let's see if you got rusty stuck in here all this time!!"
And so the gods watched msvartnir begin breaking down as the two strongest of the Norse fought.
Ah~...home sweet home.
OrRight outside Kuoh home sweet home, I suppose?
Original home sweet home?
Eh, one of those is probably more accurate than the others, but regardless, I'm back in my estate just outside Kuoh Town.
I have to say, the foliage grew back really well since my first fight with Vali all those months ago.
In fact, I might say it grew a little too well.
When we got here, the place was slowly being encroached upon by the forest.
If we had given it another month or two undisturbed, the place probably would have started to look like one of those stereotypical anime spooky abandoned estates.
In any case, it was a simple fix with Senjutsu to stop the forest from foresting my old house.
Kuroka took care of it because if I had done it, I'd have probably just given the forest a boost.
Yet despite that being the case, I lay on the living room couch, staring up at the ceiling lights.
I may as well be dead to the world.
I pretty much am.
While fixing the whole forest invasion was simple, what wasn't, was writing up an employment contract.
It wasn't the act of writing it up itself that did, no, it was the sheer amount of stuff shoved into the damn thing that turned my monkey brain into a smooth orb of gray matter.
Look, before I showed up here? Barely even knew how to do my taxes. In America.
I sure as hell don't know how taxes work in Japan!
Also, if that wasn't enough, there are supernatural taxes and other shit like it to take into account!
It's all Inari's fault, I bet. Fuck that fox.
In the end, I had to rely completely on Rose there to help draft something out.
The fact she even knew half of what she was talking about, because I sure as shit didn't, convinced me even further that Odin is a buffoon and Rose deserves all the things.
Which is why I spared no expense with the final contract. I had Rose looking like she saw Genesis with the amount of money I threw at her.
Granted, amongst her job includes essentially being Kuroka's babysitter, and although I know for a fact the cat isn't anywhere near as bad as Odinyeah she's still compensated hell and back for that.
Speaking of, the cat was there for the making of the contract as well, and she had even less of an idea of what was going on than I did, of course.
Yet still, she of course insisted on a certain thing
Uniform requirements.
That's why those two aren't here right now. They're currently hitting the market district for a 'suitable' outfit.
And by 'they' I mean Kuroka is dragging Rose around, essentially. Last I saw, the poor girl was still in a daze after reading over the final contract several times.
As a side note, Kuroka didn't read it, and so doesn't know she has a part-time babysitter now.
I wonder how long it'll take her to find that out?
Speaking of that specifically, I'd usually think twice about making Rose stay around that cat more than necessary because she's a corrupting little feline, but I can trust Rose to not easily fall under her whims.
When it comes to a job, Rose does take those very seriously after all, so I don't have worries there.
Though, off the job
Ah, well. I'll see how it goes.
For now though? I'll just lay here, rest my head, wait for the girls to get back
And try, very very hard to not think about the wholething with my being unable to mention Him properly.
Partly because if I think too hard about it, I'll probably get another nosebleed.
But also because, and there's no real point in lying, but it's honestlykind of fucking terrifying.
Somehow, someway, I can't even think about a simple name
I forcibly slam the breaks on every train of thought going through my head.
I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and let out a long, low sigh.
No point, Nori. You're getting worked up over something that's done.
All that you can do now is try to find answers.
And besides just straight up walking right into a Church base demanding such things, which probably wouldn't even work and could start an incident, Metatron is your best bet.
Skip the Church. Go straight to one of the Seraphim.
That's assuming we can even find the ninja, assuming the Seraph is still doing his thing.
What with Heaven's odd absence, I'm not so hopeful, but it's still a potential shot.
Tomorrow we'll be heading out to look for the old guy when the sun's all out and everything.
Just in case.
Also, it should make finding a full-on ninja easier.
Trying to do that in the middle of the night sounds like a great way to start craving death again.
I'll be honest and say, I don't exactly remember much about where the guy can be found.
The events wherein the gang met the guy were in a side story, so it's not like I paid the greatest amount of attention
What I do know is, we'll be looking for an old guy, and I also know he's in an abandoned buildingsomewhere.
That's about all I got.
If I'd known this particular side story would turn out to be more important, I'd have probably spent less time focusing on all the girls in kunoichi outfits.
I quickly shake my head from all that.
Once again. No point in getting worked up over something that's done.
With a huff, I sit up on the couch, trying to think ofanything else.
Luckily, I got a couple of things.
One, that makes me grimace, I still need to visit Saji's siblings.
I know they're okay, it's why I haven't been the mostproactive, with fulfilling that self-promise. It was one of those things that got swept up under everything else.
The Devils had taken care of them, last I heard from Uzume way back after the Grigori got broken up.
Apparently, they found them a home, but still, I'll check by real quick to make sure everything truly is okay.
Second thing. Kuroka and Shirone got dates, now I think it's about time Suzaku got one.
At this point, I'm not going to question the sex happening before the dates anymore.
Anyway, yeah. I've got a bit before the 'Hero' Faction shows up in force.
I don't think it'll take forever to find this ninja. Difficult? Sure. But Kuroka and I's combined abilities should eventually be able to at least find his home.
That'll give me plenty of time after to take her out for a night on the town. It's only fair after all.
Now that thought, legitimately makes me smile, finally.
And just in time, too, as my door bursts open with such force I'm shocked it didn't fly off its hinges.
"Ohhhh darling~! Nyah~!" Kuroka's voice comes through, but not her form, at least not at first.
No, insteadKuroka comes in second, behind the poor girl she's pushing in.
Rose in your stereotypical sexy secretary outfit, tight shirt and skirt, leggings, dress shoes.
The poor girl's cleavage is practically spilling out of her shirt, I'm honestly surprised her tits haven't just burst out yet!
"I brought home your sexy secretary, nyah~!" Kuroka exclaims, far too proudly.
And with far too many shopping bags dangling from her arms, might I add.
"S-S-Sexy!?" Rose exclaims in response, stammering all the while, before whirling around to face Kuroka, "You s-said this was a traditional uniform for Japanese working women!" She accused the cat, scandalized.
"Oh, but it is! nyahahaha~!" Said cat proceeds to cackle, victoriously.
I merely gave the scene a chuckling sigh.
It's already begun, huh?
~ A New Sun ~
The next day rolls around, and we are on the hunt for a ninja!
By walking around one of the many abandoned districts of Kuoh.
Seriously, why does this town have so many abandoned spaces?
"Ninja~! Nin-Ninja~! Where are yoouuu~? Nyah!" Kuroka bounced around at my side, sing songing excitedly along the way.
Rose meanwhile, was far less animated, arms crossed under her bust as she walked normally at my other side.
She looked almost like she was pouting, probably because of the whole outfit shenanigans Kuroka pulled last nightand tried to pull this morning.
Right now, Rose is wearing a long dark coat over a black and white striped shirt, a very short jean skirt, and simple dark slip-on shoes.
Not too long ago, Kuroka was trying to get Rose to wear a short top version of her current shirt, a pair of incredibly small jean booty shorts that I was astounded to learn even fit the girl.
But wait! There's more! She also wanted Rose to pair it all together with a v-string thong and stockings!
Yeah. I took one look at all that and damn near kicked Kuroka out of the house for going too far.
Privately, as long as Rose is for it, I don't care what they get dressed up in. But trying to get Rose to walk out of the house looking like a hooker?
Yeah, no. Line drawn. Rose clearly didn't want to, and I'm not letting that happen.
Hell, even now, I'd say her skirt is a tad too short. Though whether that's the product of Kuroka's 'tastes', or everything sold in this town being lewd, I have yet to determine.
Regardless, I still laid down the law with the cat. It wouldn't shock me if Rose is still a tad miffed about it all, I wouldn't blame her one bit.
I gave Kuroka the side eye as she kept bouncing around.
Seemingly having sensed my gaze upon her only after a few moments, she finally looked my way, her bouncing faltering as she looked my way.
She quickly shut it soon after, an ashamed frown spilling across her face.
At least she knows she took it a tad too far this morning and does seem to genuinely feel bad.
Beyond that though, it kind of left everyone in a bad mood this morning.
This has led to the atmosphere since we left being kind of this palpable, tense, sort of sad type of feeling.
I don't know exactly how to describe it, but it feels weird, and I don't like it!
I'm trying to think of something to say or to do to help clear the air around here, but honestly, I'm still just a tad pissed at the cat.
That's making it kind of hard to be anything but a grouch right about now
"S-SoUm"
I blink, as to my side, Rose meekly starts speaking up, prompting both myself and Kuroka to look over at her.
"We're looking for a ninja, right? Are we sure we'll be able to even find them?" Rose begins to ask, her expression becoming serious, "Back home, I heard that the Ninjutsu used by Japanese Ninja surpassed magic, so I don't know if I'll be of any use"
I stared down at her, blankly.
My mind had legitimately blanked out for a second.
To my opposite side, I hear Kuroka hum inagreement!?
"When I was living in the Underworld, everyone thought pretty much the same, nyah!" Kuroka explained, "They were really popular because they had extraordinary powers!"
ThatNo.
That's not right.
Ninjas, or Shinobi, were just people who got really good at spying, disguising, and assassinating.
Sure, in a world where the supernatural is real, it wouldn't shock me if some of the historical ninja techniques could be attributed to magic or something like that, but for the most part, they're entirely mundane.
Hold on, does the entirety of the supernatural world have an exaggerated almost American-like view of ninjas?
The hell?
Well, now I'll feel bad that I have to burst their bubbles, but seriously, how does that even happen?
With a sigh and shake of my head, I interject, "There's no need to worry, Rose. As far as I'm aware, Ninjutsu isn't better than magic," I look over at Kuroka, "and they don't have extraordinary powers or anything like that."
Though, now that I'm saying it out loud, it feels kind of odd.
I know martial arts clans exist, and particularly possess supernatural capabilities.
Yet the ninja heredon't? They're normal?
Yeah, that's kind of odd.
Kuroka huffs and pouts at my words, "Well that's no fun at all, nyah!"
Rose's expression slowly morphs into a sad frown, "I don't know whether to be elated or disappointed, but if that's truly the casewhy seek out this ninja at all?"
"It's less so for him, or his Ninjutsu, and more looking for who I heard he was training." I elaborate easily, "Even then if said student turns out to be gone or non-existent, it's not as though Ninjutsu would be entirely worthless. It's just not some uber-strong power, more like a set of techniques to help with stealth, espionagethat sort of thing."
"Stealth, huh" Rose hummed in thought at that, while Kuroka perked up.
"Ah~! Darling? Kunoichi, Female Ninja, is still a thing, riiigghtt~?" She pressed, leaning against my side.
I have a sneaking suspicion I know where this is going.
With a sigh, I mostly confirm, "Yes, Kuroka, they did. Maybe. Probably."
Kuroka tilted her head to the side, "...Maybe? Nyah?"
See, if I recall correctly, historically, kunoichi weren't really a thing. They came out of pop culture.
But here, in this world?
Well, look at all the extremely sexy and voluptuous girls just walking about.
I can't not see Kunoichi existing to take advantage of that here, it just fits too well.
Hell, the ninja master guy from the side story that we're looking for even has kunoichi outfits just lying around, a bunch of them.
For some reason.
That all just so happens to fit every single girl perfectly.
Although whether they're historically accurate, or a weird fetish thing, I can't remember.
With this world, it could honestly be either, but I'm leaning more toward a fetish thing.
That fits more.
Or even more likely, it was plot fiat so we can get a picture of a few girls in sexy kunoichi outfits.
I should really stop trying to make sense of this world in my head at this point.
I end up waving Kuroka off with a, "Most likely, yeah. It just makes sense to me."
Kuroka took that answer with a small sultry giggle, "I do hope you're right, nyah~..."
The naughty cat is planning shit again.
Even Rose can sense it, as she snaps out of whatever thought she is having to give a nervous, "E-Eh?" In Kuroka's direction.
Don't worry Rose, I'll protect you from her corrupting influence as best I can.
"Anyhow!" Kuroka suddenly pipes up again, "If ninjas really aren't as fantastical, finding this guy should be easy, nyah!"
"...Kuroka." I slowly began, voice deafening with just how dead it sounded.
"Eh? Darling? What's wrong?" Kuroka suddenly seemed much less enthusiastic.
I don't deign her with a proper response, instead asking another question in turn, "...Why did you have to say that?"
"Nyah?" Kuroka just seemed even more confused.
Rose watched on, just as perplexed as Kuroka, it seems.
But they'd learn, alright.
They'd learn
~ A New Sun ~
Sometimes, I wonder.
Is Murphy a god in this land? Some mythological figure?
Is his wife Jinx, friends Gilbert, Falkland, and Wilson? Fellow gods in the pantheon of 'Why are we here? Just to suffer?'
All day. All fucking day. We wandered about, looking for either the old man ninja master, or his place.
Couldn't find it.
I blame Kuroka for invoking the pantheon.
On the bright side, it was kind of nice taking two attractive girls to breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
It's not like we spent all our time hunting, after all, just most of it.
In the end, though, we still came up empty-handed.
"How can one town have so much abandoned infrastructure!" Rose damn near ranted, albeit incredibly tiredly, leaning against my side, "Not even the old parts of Asgard are left sounused!"
I can't tell if she's mad at the inefficiency, or the fact that we haven't found the guy yet.
"Mmmmmm!" Against my other side, I feel a groaning hum before Kuroka lifts her head from my ribs, and looks at me, "I jinxed it, didn't I, nyah?"
"Yes." I confirm simply, "Yes you did."
Kuroka, promptly, buried her head back into my side and continued holding onto me.
Right now, we're squatting in a legitimately perfectly fine warehouse before heading home.
Sure, it's a little empty and dusty, but otherwise? Place is perfectly usable.
We're resting up against one of the walls, I'm staring off into space, Rose is muttering under her breath aboutproperty taxesand Kuroka is whispering apologizes.
So all in all, a very fun and productive first day.
Ughhhhfirst.
I am not looking forward to repeating this day, possibly several more times.
Honestly, if it comes to that, I might just inform Rias of the ninja's existence.
Easy money on her finding the guy by the end of the day with her sheer zealousness alone.
"I'll admit, I'm a bitperplexed."
Flames burst from my hand, forming a sword of scorching fire that I immediately pointed at the source of the new sudden voice.
Kuroka and Rose had only stilled by the time it was all done before they slowly followed the direction of my flaming sword toward its target.
An elderly Japanese man, looking like he came straight out of ancient times, wearing incredibly traditional clothing.
A kimono with the haori overcoat, hakama pants, tabi socks, geta sandals and all.
Needless to say, in a modern crowd, this guy would look very out of place.
Despite the sword of fire pointed at his throat, he doesn't appear surprised at all he holds up his hands, placatingly, seemingly having expected this.
"There is no need, Lord Kami, please, I come in peace, and I apologize sincerely for sneaking up on you all." The old man bows slightly, as much as he can anyway, what with my fire sword in front of his face.
He says that, yet despite standing right in front of me, it's almost like he's not even there.
His presence, his aura, is muted.
A part of me hopes this is the guy we've been looking for but on the other hand
"...You've been following us. All day. Haven't you?" I was more so accusing, than asking.
"Not all day, truth be told." The old man answered, before elaborating, "The black-haired girl over there caught my attention when, during rush hour, she was walking around shouting and calling out if anyone had seen a ninja." He followed up with a good-natured chuckle.
Oh yeah, Kuroka did do that. She was desperate and hungry, so she went around and did that for a little while until Rose and I came back with food.
For a second, Kuroka looked down, a tad embarrassed, before she fully registered what the old man had said.
"Wait, nyah! If that caught your attention, then does that mean?" Kuroka trailed off, expectantly.
The old man nodded, "It's a pleasure to meet you all, I am a Shinobi of the Iga Ryu, Momochi Tamon, from the immediate family of the Iga Clan."
Kuroka suddenly began practically vibrating in excitement, and Rose's eyes widened in astonishment.
I, meanwhile, sighed and dispersed my sword of flames, prompting the old man, Tamon, to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Thank you, Lord Kami." He places his hand upon his chest, and bows, fully now.
I wave him off, "Please, there's no need for such formalities. I'm most just curiousyou said you've been following us after Kuroka got your attention, yeah? I assume that was to get our measure?"
Tamon raised his head, and nodded to me, "Correct, Lord Kami. Nobody besides the Iga should know I'm out here, so I wondered what your intentions wereby your auras, I could tell you weren't normal humans, though I admit it took me shamefully long to deduce your exact being, Lord Kami."
"I'm not a specific one of the gods, old man, though I am of them." I nod my head to him, "Noriaki Kusanagi, the Arahitogami."
"Ah?" His eyes widen, as though remembering something, "I have heard of you, from the main clan. Though I haven't been keeping up to date with much of the current goings onthat's for the Clan to keep track of, not some retired old man."
I chuckle at that, accepting it with a "Fair enough." Before putting my hands on Kuroka and Rose's heads.
"These are my girls, Kuroka, Nekoshou." I look at said black cat, "Rossweisse, former Norse Valkyrie." then sweep my gaze to said silver-haired foreigner.
Kuroka waved like a very overexcited child, "Nyah! Hello ninja!"
Rose, meanwhile, locked up, "'M-M-My'...!?" She parroted back at me with a stammer.
I, pointedly, ignored her.
Tamon chuckled, and waved back at Kuroka, "Hello to you too." He said back, before continuing, "Now then. I revealed myself because I was sure you didn't mean any harmbut as I said, I'm perplexed, because I don't know what you could want from this old man?"
"...I heard you teach Ninjutsu, don't you?" I followed up his question with one of my own.
Tamon rubs his chin, and takes a seat before us, "Yes, I do. Ahwere you three perhaps looking to learn Ninjutsu?"
I hum in agreement, "Partly. The other part is, I also heard you have been, or had, taught a particular student."
At that, the old man tilts his head in confusion, "I have taught many in the past, you will have to be more specific there."
As I go to answer, I pause.
In the past?
"Any students recently?" I ask, quickly.
"Recently, hmm? Like within the last few years?" He asks for clarification, I nod, and he shakes his head, "No, none. You three are the first to seek me out in a long while. Why do you ask?"
Fuck.
No Metatron, then.
In fact, it seems he just never showed up.
Whydidn't he?
Did Michael just not allow it? Did he somehow find another teacher!?
Or is there something...else, there.
I withhold a shudder, and shake my head, "Just curious, is allseems what I heard was false. With that out of the way, I suppose we only looked for you for training, after all." I bow my head slightly toward him, "If you'll have us."
Tamon hummed thoughtfully, "It has been a while, butah, well. Here."
I lift my head, only to quickly have my hand raise as well, catching a small business card that he tossed to me.
"It's a little late to start Ninjutsu training so late, especially after you all ran around all day looking for me." Tamon slowly rose back onto his feet, "Visit the address there tomorrow morning after a good night's rest, and we'll see about training, alright?"
He bowed, and I returned the favor with a forward nod of my head.
When I look up, he's gone.
I snorted, going to look at the business card, "Show off"
"Nyah! Ninja stuff!" Kuroka exclaimed, pointing at where the guy was.
"...say, N-Nori?" Rose spoke up, shyly.
Heh. Cute~!
"Yeah, Rose?"
"I thought you said that Ninjutsu wasn't extraordinary?" She asked, cutely perplexed.
"That wasn't Ninjutsu, that was closer to Senjutsu." I answered her absentmindedly as I read over the card, "He was muting his aura, his presence, down to nearly nothing. Then after that, he just moved silently very fast."
Rose pursed her lips in understanding, "Ah, I think I seeUh? N-Nori!?" Before suddenly becoming much moreconcerned.
Why? Well.
I probably look dead inside right about now.
In particular, I give a thousand-yard stare upon the address listed on the card.
Turns out? The guys live on the abandoned outskirts, just barely within the town itself.
It also turns out, he's a couple of minutes' flight away from my place, because of that fact.
Ahah
"We're getting you two very sexy kunoichi outfits on the way home." I suddenly deadpan out, absolutely seriously.
"Eh!? V-Very sexy!?
"Ohoh~? Very sexy, nyah~? Are we starting our kunoichi training tonight, hmm~?"
"H-Hey now! What's with that look on your face? And what do you mean by 'our'!? What t-t-training!?"
"Oh, sweet innocent Rose-chan~! Nyahahaha~!"
That should, at the very least, make today worth it.
When all is lost, monkey brain making neurons fire off shall, hopefully, save the day!
The next morning.
"AhN-Nori? I don't think these are the real deal...right?"
"Nyah~! Of course they are, Rose-chan~! Don't you remember how kunoichi did their thing~?"
"Umno? I don't think you ever specified?"
"Wellit goes like this, nyah~..." Kuroka practically slithered up to my side, her body scraping against mine as she brushed her hand against my chest, "Oh~, darling~..."
Kuroka mutters hotly, right into my ear.
It's taking more willpower than I'm willing to admit to not push her head down where it can be put to use.
Considering how Kuroka couldn't seduce her way into getting bred for who knows how long before this, I have to say, the kunoichi outfits are very effective.
The only reason she's not getting bred right this second is because Rose is quite literally standing right in front of us.
Though granted, unlike Kuroka, if Rose had the confidence she wouldn't even need the kunoichi attire to seduce anymore.
Though it certainly helps. A lot.
Honestly, I'm not exactly surprised the Kunoichi outfits are borderline taimanin in style.
Just instead of a latex body suit as the base, it's almost normal, albeit extremely revealing cloth, and a ton of fishnets...in Rose's case.
Kuroka's is just plain sexy.
In contrast, the shinobi, or male version, of the outfitis making me look like a bargain bin discount version of Tengen from Demon Slayer.
A hand band, a midnight blue full-body jumpsuit that doesn't even flush properly against the skin, and some sandals.
Can tell which profession the world favors most, huh?
Now, where was I? Oh yeah.
I tilt my head to meet Kuroka's eyes, and without an ounce of hesitation, state rather plainly, "No, Kuroka, I'm not giving you more money for cash shop items in your game. If you wanna be good, get good."
Kuroka recoiled, "Nyah!? Cash shop items! T-That isn't what I was gonna ask for!"
"...Why'd you stutter then?" I pointed out and was promptly ignored as she continued unabated.
"I'll have you know that I'm Peak Wildcat in Warfields!"
I didn't understand a single lick of anything she just said.
So, I tuned her out, as all boyfriends do, and looked at Rose.
She seemed nervous, and embarrassed, considering what she was wearingcould have been worse considering what Kuroka was trying to pull in front of her.
I reach over, patting the white-haired former Valkyrie on the head, drawing a surprised squeak from herand an indignant mewl from my cat girl.
"Are you even listening to me!?" Kuroka cries out in realization, more than questioning.
"No. Now get good." I rebuke.
"Nyah!? Yoouuu!"
I then proceed to continue ignoring her, giving her a minor snort as she startsrapidly batting me on the head. Like an actual cat.
Though much like an actual cat, it didn't hurt at all.
Cute.
In any case, I smile at Rose, "You'll do just fine, and if you don't want to, you don't have to wear the outfit, either, alright?"
"E-Eh!?" Rose squawked in surprise, "B-But! I couldn't not wear it after you spent so much on it!" She shivers as if recalling the purchase the same one would a traumatic event, "T-That wouldn't be right!"
I shrug at her, "Doesn't mean you're obligated. If you don't wanna wear it when we leave, you don't gotta wear it. Simple as that. I just wanted to see you two in one because I knew you'd both look incredibly hot in them."
"H-H-Hot!?" Rose stammered, nearly falling over at my monkey-brained reasoning.
Kuroka, meanwhile, exclaimed, "You're damn right! Nyah!" And continued her 'assault'.
"Mhmm~!" I confirm easily and happily, "Very hot. But, as I said, you don't have to wear it if you don't want to, alright?"
Rose looks down for a second, blush burning across her face, eyes darting every which way as she thinks.
It doesn't take long, maybe a moment or two, but eventually, she stills with an exhale, and looks back at me, still blushing, but now with a much more resolute fire in her eyes.
"I-I'd like to try!" She exclaims, and I simply chuckle.
"Then go aheadbut just in case, bring a change of clothes with you, alright?" I advise, which she nods to, quickly standing up to go do so.
I can't help it when my eyes follow her as she walks away.
"...she works the kunoichi outfit better than me, I think, nyah." I hear to my side, turning to see Kuroka having done the same thing, though more analytical than my admittedly lustful one.
"Eh," I sort of refute her, "Rose right now doesn't have the confidence for a seductress, her body is of course right, but"
Kuroka shakes her head, "...is everyone in Asgard stupid or something?"
I huff a chuckle at that, "Probably."
Rose comes back with a rather largesuitcase, eventually.
Apparently, the girl wanted to be extra prepared, just in case, and I allowed it.
You never know what can happen after all.
With Rose ready, I picked up the girls and we were off to our destination.
~ A New Sun ~
On the outskirts of Kuoh, there's a seemingly abandoned building,
It looks maybe around two stories, perhaps three, with an old Japanese style aesthetic to it.
Yet, inside? The appearance almost completely shifts.
A traditional Japanese garden is what first greets you upon walking in, and if it's during the day when you visit, you can see just how the garden gets its sunlight despite being entirely indoors.
Sunlight pours into the garden from the windows surrounding the enclosure from above, bouncing and reflecting off the myriad of weapons lining the garden's walls; Japanese swords, sickles and chains, kunai, shuriken, and more.
The garden itself seems to be on the ground floor, taking up pretty much the entire thing.
At the far end of the room, there's a tokonoma, essentially a recessed alcove meant to display art or other items of appreciation, with open hanging scrolls.
There are also lanterns covered with fixed paper dangling all around the gardens, though they aren't lit as it's morning.
The passwords were 'mountain' and 'potato' to get in here, which not going to lie? Kind of cheapened the experience of walking in here.
For me at least, Rose and Kuroka didn't seem at all irked about the incredibly shitty passwords.
Potato especially. Sure, it's unexpected, but it's also really damn dumb.
Seriously, would it have been too much work to come up with something cool and effective!?
My train of thought takes a stop, and a plunge, just the same as my body doesstraight into the pond I was sitting cross-legged on.
With an annoyed groan, I sit back up, my torso easily coming above the water.
It's not a big pond, of course, being inside a building and all, but it'll do.
To my right, and left, I hear snickers. Turning to see my clones still sitting around despite the disturbance, leaves stuck across their head, arms, and chest, facing forward with their eyes still shut.
"Oi." I huff out, "What are you two laughing at?"
The me on the left snorts, "Who do you think?"
The me on the right follows up, "Not like there's much else to do besides sit herethe girls went off to learn mundane Ninjutsu stuff, after all."
I roll my eyes as I start picking up the leaves that had scattered about the pond when I fell in.
With a hefty huff, I raise my leg over the water line and set it down right on top of its surface as my leg hums with a dull deep golden color.
I lift my other leg, and move them both inward, curled and pointed toward my hips, to complete your basic meditative pose.
That done, I slap the leaves across various points along my body and start again.
Chakra Control Training. That's what this is.
More specifically, it's a mixture of two of the exercises. Leaf Concentration and Water Surface Walking.
I figured it was about time I speed-ran this. After all, I'm actually going to require more control for the later stages of my training, and even in general, this has been a long time coming.
Shame the water couldn't be on the ceiling or somethingthat'd probably be more effective than this, and maybe less boring?
I sent a clone to go with Rose and Kuroka this time because I wanted to participate in this part of my training personally rather than just making clones do all the work.
I'm not scared of my clones rebelling or some nonsense like that, I just don't want to get used to making my clones do all the work for me.
Also
"Not much else, huh?" I muse, shutting my eyes to focus on the tight spin of chakra in my body, "Guess you could sit there and ponder how the both of you are fat."
Both sides of me suddenly echo with outraged spittle sounds.
"The hell!? We're the same person youWOAH!?"
"Yeah! The hell dumbass-HNGH!?"
Followed by the unmistakable sounds of two people falling into the water like a couple of rocks.
Also, sometimes, my clones need on-site reprimanding, and although I'll get the memories of being outraged that I called myself fat for no reason, it'll be worth it.
"Worth it." I snort out, as my two clones pop out at either side of me, continuing their outraged rambling, which I quickly stop with a smirk and held up hand.
"Alright, alrightthat's enough. You two, disseminate, and I'll resummon more clones to get a start on preparing for Fire Ninjutsu specifically."
They continue grumbling but do as I say easy enough, poofing into smoke.
I damn near snorted again though, watching them, or me, fall in from their perspective while I sat there with an incredibly stupid smirk was even more funny than just hearing about it.
Very worth it.
I form the clone sign myself quickly after, forming two new clones at the pond's edge.
"So" the new left-side clone wonders aloud, "What are we doing boss?"
I crack open an eye and look at the me, wearing my trademarked and patented very punchable smirk.
"...You already know what." I sigh, "I literally made you two with the idea in mind."
"Yeah, well." Righty picks up for Lefty, whilst wearing the same smirk, "We wanna hear it, you know? Just in case!"
My eyebrow twitches.
Do my clones have enhanced pettiness or something?
Regardless, I crane my head towards the scattered leaves, drifting in the pond.
"Take a bunch of these leaves, and work on burning a perfect hole through the center without turning the entire leaf into cinders." I state the very simple training regiment.
It's essentially a fire version of the wind training regime used in the series.
"Oh yeah, we gotcha boss, we gotcha." Lefty agrees verbally, while Righty hums his agreement.
I swear if I get more back sass from the clones while we're here
I shake my head, quickly not letting that anger get to me, lest I fall into the pond. Again.
It's a shame this is all I'll be able to do here, beyond learning mundane Ninjutsu.
Or should I call it real Ninjutsu instead, because Naruto's version is technically the fantasy magic version inspired by the real deal?
Eh. That'd get kind of confusing in my head.
Regardless, when we head back home for the night, that's when I can start looking at properly figuring out jutsu.
Going to need the training hall for that, since I'm probably going to be throwing around tons of fire.
And exploding. That's a very likely possibility.
Good thing I have the perfect target dummy!
~ A New Sun ~
Me~!
"...Come on now boss, ain't this a bit much?" The clone, who I think was Lefty, stands now at the opposite end of my estate's training hall.
A whole day of training has passed with the old Iga Ninja Master, and progress has been about as expected.
Started slow with the beginner stuff, in this case, he was teaching how to use throwing weapons like shuriken.
Cool stuff. If pretty simple. Being supernatural, it didn't take long for everyone to get it down.
Can't say any of us will be carrying around a bunch of throwing weapons from now on, but at least we'll all be good at darts now?
The more interesting stuff will come later, I know, but until then
Eh, at least the girls seemed to have fun. Especially Kuroka.
Now then, as for my training?
It's time to develop Ninjutsu, particularly Fire Ninjutsu, with my very willing test dummy over there.
As for why I decided on Fire Jutsu instead of, say, trying to figure out seals?
Because fuck trying to figure out seals! That shit was tough in-universe, and I'm not even in-universe!
I legitimately don't have even a first clue on where to start with seals, and if I did, I'd still hesitate to mess around with them.
I can deal with a failed fire jutsu, what with my straight immunity to heat and flames, but a failed seal?
That could do anything from exploding to telefragging me into the moon. So, yeah, no.
If I want to learn Sealing, I'm probably shit out of luck unless I actually go to the Narutoverse to learn.
Until then though, assuming I even figure out how to do that, I'm stuck with Fire Jutsu, and perhaps a little something else that should work well with my Breathing.
Now, first things first, starting with what I know already.
"It's perfectly fine! You'll be fine!" I call back to Lefty, "Just stand perfectly still, alright?"
"...A-Alright boss." He utters back, defeatedly.
Heh. This is what you get for being a smart-ass earlier!
I hold up my hands and rapidly form the few hand seals required for the first, but not only, jutsu that I know.
The one I've had practically since the start of my journey.
And that I've only used like, once, I think? Maybe twice?
Well, now a third I suppose.
Snake. Ram. Monkey. Boar. Bird. Tiger.
I make sure, this time around, to commit the way the hand signs twist and churn my chakra around to memory for a little bit after this.
"Fire Release: Fox Fire."
Fire explodes out from my back, swirling to form 10 burning compressed orbs of flame.
With a wave of my hand, the fire orbs fly, surging toward Lefty whilst spinning like a wheel.
"Oh, man" I hear Lefty groan, before bracing himself and taking the attack head-on.
I nod as the wheel of flaming orbs explodes, creating a whirlwind of twirling flames in its strike zone.
The technique is much stronger than when I first used it, that's for sure. Don't recall the flaming whirlwind, just an explosion.
As the fire burns out and dissipates, Lefty can eventually be seen once again, unharmed, of course.
He sighs, pulling his arms down from his face to reveal his activated eyes, before giving me a thumbs up.
I give him a thumbs up back.
Now, here's where things are about to get a littleweird because it's going to require me to play with my hands for a little while.
Okay, it's going to look downright cringe-inducing.
I'm going to figure out the hand seals for the Great Fireball Jutsu, aka, the staple Fire Jutsu.
To that end
I form a dozen more shadow clones around me, and we all sort of look at each other, before turning awayembarrassed.
Then start forming random hand seals, quickly, like a bunch of kids playing ninja.
Lefty across from us actively cringed at the sight.
It got even worse when the clones - divided as their powers are - started bursting with random small gouts of flame, the completed technique of whatever their string of hand signs led them to.
This is essentially what I'm going to have to do, every time, I want to figure out a technique's hand seals.
Luckily, with over 12 mes around, it doesn't take too long to figure out the technique.
Unfortunately
As the clone that figured it out popped, we all just stood there, staring at the ground, despondent.
The Great Fireball's hand signs are the same as Fox Fire's, except for one.
All the clones popped out of sheer depression, as I slowly raised my hands, and did the string.
Snake. Ram. Monkey. Boar. Horse. Tiger.
One difference.
One.
Fuck me.
"Fire Release: Great Fireball!"
I spit out an absolutely gigantic ball of fire.
Lefty's eyes widen comically, "Ayo!"
The entire hall shudders as the ball of roaring flames collides with him.
I stare at the smoldering circle where Lefty was standing.
Hmm. Okay. So I may have put a bit too much into that technique. Way more than was needed.
So much so that the sheer force of the attack was enough to pop the clone.
With a sigh, I form another, albeit significantly more weary, clone.
"...Try not to overdo it again, yeah boss?" The clone half asks half begs.
I merely wave him off, already thinking of the next jutsu to try and figure out.
I've got a list of sorts, but it's not like I need to follow a particular order after the Great Fireballespecially since most are derivatives of the Great Fireball.
Fire Dragon Bullet, Blazing Meteors, Great Dragon Fire, Dragon Flame Release Song, and so on. They're all just fireballs with a different coat of paint.
While knowing them would be great ranged options, the final goal I'm working toward for Fire Ninjutsu is a Fire Release Chakra Cloak.
My preferred method of combat will always be with a sword, and up close, where I can't simply sheath my blade to form hand seals and use jutsu.
For that, I'd need to either learn one-handed signs or get so good at chakra control that I can just throw out techniques with little preparation.
In any case, I still need to get good enough at handling fire-natured chakra to use a cloak, and once that's done
Figuring out how to combine Ninjutsu with my Kenjutsu properly, then dabbling in a little bit of Taijutsu for a specific method.
I do wonder, if I can figure it out, how the Seven Heavens Breathing Method would meld with Total Concentration and my Breathing Style.
But that's for later. For nowhow about I try for Dragon Flame Bullet?
~ A New Sun ~
With the way mundane Ninjutsu training has been going, I can't imagine us not completing it in a week or two.
Once that's finished, I think I'll take Suzaku out on that date I've been thinking about.
But as of right now, a few days into training, I'm out in my estate's gardens with Kuroka.
Her presence is required for this next partso I don't turn into a stone statue of something and die.
Admittedly, I'm probably jumping the gun here a little bit, but I figure I may at least try.
"So let me get this straight," Kuroka sighs, standing at my side over me as I sit on the ground, "you're going to do a thing with Senjutsu that might turn you intosomething. And if I see you starting to turn, you want me to use my Senjutsu to slap whatever it is you're doing out of you?"
I nod, enthusiastically, "Pretty much, yeah."
"...This sounds like a terrible idea." Kuroka breathes out, legitimately concerned, "I've never heard of Senjutsu doing something like that before, and striking at you with my Senjutsuthat could hurt your soul, you know?"
"My soul, I know for a fact, will be fine." I wave off her second concern with ease, "Divine bullshit, and all that. As for the whole Senjutsu thingyou haven't heard about it, because this type of Senjutsu is unique to that energy source."
She blinks, tilting her head in confusion at my words, though it only takes a second of thought before the realization dawns on her face, "Ohhhthat'shmm" She crosses her arm, pouting slightly, "I still don't like the sound of it."
I reach up, putting my hands on her face, rubbing her cheeks with my thumb as I slowly bring her down to eye level with me.
I smile at her, and touch our noses and foreheads together, "If there's anyone I trust, to make sure I don't turn into a stone-cold statue of something, it's you, alright? I trust you, trust me that I'll be fine, yeah?"
Kuroka blushes lightly, slowly wrapping her arms around my neck, "Thatisn't the problem, darlingyou don't even know what you could turn into, what if?"
I grimace, before shaking my head, and pecking her lips.
"You'll know." I state, resolutely, "I don't think it would be subtle."
However not knowing is still kind of a problem.
As I'm not training at one of the sage places, hell, not even the same universewhat will that do?
Will I randomly start turning into an animal every time I try and fail?
Will I even turn into an animal? What if I start turning into a tree or something? Or some other natural object?
The best case scenario is that nothing happens on a failure, the worst case
Well, I'd rather not think about that.
Still, I have to try. Sage Mode is a pretty big buff, knowing I could gain access to it would be pretty huge, by itself.
Kuroka stares me in the eyes for a few moments, before giving me a light sigh and pulling away.
"...Alright," she starts stretching, not unlike a cat, "I'll be ready then, nyah~!"
With that done, she focuses straight down on me.
Well, alright then.
Let's get this show on the road.
I slide into a meditative posture, hands set in front of my torso in a praying-like gesture.
I become absolutely still.
Through DxD Senjutsu, I already know how to gather natural energy.
The thing is, this'll be my first time mixing it with my chakra, rather than my base lifeforce.
And so, bracing myself forsomething, I steady my breathing, and pull on the natural ki around me.
Instead of pulling it into my ki, however, I direct it into the tight twisting spiral instead.
I very nearly gag, the sensation feeling like the spiritual equivalent of sending air down the wrong tube, but press at it as my chakra doesn't reject the foreign natural energy.
In fact, like a vacuum, it starts sucking in more.
Unlike DxD Senjutsu, which is more like a give-and-take, where the user pulses out their ki into the environment before absorbing back natural energy, this is more like a drain, a sinkhole, sucking in all the energy around it.
I move to put a stop to it, of course, at least try and slow it down!
But then I hear it.
Voices.
At first, there are few. Then a dozen.
A few dozen.
A hundred. A thousand.
They're all soannoying.
So, incredibly, extremely annoying!
Out of the blue, my eyes are wide open, and I'm staring down at a slightly panicked Kuroka who has her palm buried in my gut.
With the spiritual equivalent of someone pumping your stomach, all that natural ki that I gathered, which now that I'm back to my senses I note was way over the balance line, flowed out rapidly, almost instantly.
I let out a low shivering groan, only pulling her palm back once she pushed all the ki I took in, out.
Once she was done, she grabbed my shoulders, "Darlingare you okay?" She questioned, voice quivering slightly.
I nodded back, slowly, "Mhmm" I hummed out, "Thatdid not feel pleasant. Ughwhat did you see?"
Kuroka let out a sigh of relief, "To be honest? Not muchit was less a physical change, more I could feel the ominous aura inside you building up"
Wellthat's certainly different.
Though, wait.
"Less, physical? So I did change a little bit?" I look at her with a raised eyebrow, to which she nods.
"Yup! You got little fangs, like me and Shirone!" She moves a finger to her upper lip, pulling it up to reveal she does have little fangs.
Cute~!
Still, I couldn't help but muse, "That'sit, huh? We'll have to try again, with clones"
Kuroka's finger was all of a sudden on my lip, "Nope!" She denied.
"...Eh? Why not?"
"Because! I can't eject all the natural ki out of you quick enough to do several clones at once!" She boops me on the nose, "And if I'm too late with even one"
I sigh, and nod in understanding, "I'm screwed."
"Yep, nyah~!"
Well, that's unfortunate, no speeding running this I suppose.
I'll admit that this is a different challenge than I expected, but I'm still nonetheless ready to take it on!
"Kuroka" I look at her, "Ready to try again?"
"HmmI dunnoI do need my nightly cat snack"
"Kuroka."
"I kid, nyahahaha~! You got this darling~...I'm ready!"
Another week goes by. A week of training, getting palmed in the gut, and more training.
I like to think it's going well so far, not like I'll actually find out until the Hero Faction starts fucking around in Kyoto, but still.
Though, one thing hasn't been going the greatestSenjutsu. I'm not entirely sure my Senjutsuor rather Sage Modewill be ready by the time they show up.
Compared to everything else, training has just been going very slow with it, unlike everything else it feels.
Can't say I didn't expect it, though. What with not being able to use clones to help the process along and all that, and the process being extremely mentally draining.
Willpower I may have, but when the monkey brain demands sleep and cuddles with big titties, it gets sleep and cuddles with said titties.
Not like Kuroka minds at all.
Regardless, all that and half a month away from the expected 'invasion' date, and I have a different date to currently plan for.
Which is why I'm sitting on the couch, not training for once, but instead scouring the internet for nice dating spots in Japan.
As I do that, I wait for Suzaku to
O' Lord Kami
Get back to me. I chuckle as her voice thrums in the back of my head, and I clear my thoughts, so I can hear her properly.
I would be honored~ to go out with you sometime! I'll call off my duties for the next few days, so please, call me whenever~!
I'll be waiting~!
I couldn't help the smile that bloomed across my face as I took in her words.
She sounded far less horny than usual, much more giddy. Excited.
I better find a really good place to go to then, huh?
See
O' Kami-nyah~! I
I snorted and immediately threw Kuroka's prayer to the back of my head.
Damn cat. Ever since she found out I hear prayers in my head, she's been doing this shit constantly.
Sometimes, she sends horny ones, like Suzaku. Other times, they are legitimate prayers
For her game. Like, winning in warfields or whatever it was called.
Usually, it's that. Without even hearing her finish, I knew that was the case this time as well.
Sometimes, when she's getting out skilled and pissy, she prays for me to curse some poor guy who probably hasn't left the house in a few years.
That's putting her wording mildly, in any case.
With a roll of my eyes, I do end up granting her prayerby nudging her luck in just the right way so as to make Draws more likely for her.
This is much easier than trying to say, manipulate causality, or some shit for her. Luck manipulation is a power of Senjutsu - the DxD version - after all.
As such though, Kuroka, being pretty damn good at the art
"Nyah~!?" I hear my cat girl exclaim, slightly panicked, as I start to cackle, "Darling! You bitch!"
can tell when her luck is being manipulated.
My cackling reaches its epitome as Kuroka rages upstairs, trying to undo my 'blessing' whilst in the middle of a match. I have to hold my sides as they start to buzz. That's how bloody hard I was laughing.
After a moment, I settled down, with a deep content sigh.
That's what you get kitty. You know well what I was doing down here, but you tried to mess with me anyway.
That out of the way, and with a quick wipe to clear the budding laugh tears forming in my eyes, I focus back on my phone.
Where was I? Right. See, there's a problem with trying to find a good place.
Why? Because Suza, as a Five Clans member, has probably already been everywhere across the country.
It's in the job description after all, the Clans protect the country, of course, she'd have been everywhere of note by now.
This leads me to sigh in dejection, slumping against the couch, not entirely sure where to go from here.
I've thought about asking for help, but, wellKuroka would be zero help there.
For obvious reasons.
I thought about heading out of the country, maybe hitting up a place in America, because there's no way she's been outside Japan before, that'd be new. Fresh. Possibly very fun.
Problem with that? I have no idea where to go, besides maybe a select few spots in America.
But that's not taking into account whatever the supernatural situation is like over there.
Didn't get shit about that in canon, and I don't want to find out the hard date-ruining way.
I had thought about and tried to ask Rose if she knew of any spots while she was following around Odin.
Yet when I went to her room/makeshift office, she was doingpaperwork.
An exorbitant amount of paperwork.
Paperwork which I honestly have no idea where it came from.
She ended up, politely, shooing me out, and I obliged.
So, yeah, Rose is busy at the moment. Didn't even know she was doing any of that after training.
Kind of makes me feel bad for her, in fact. Definitely need to do something for her soon.
But that only leaves one more person who I could ask for helpUzume.
Who I haven't seen in a good while.
Who's probably still busy with everything going on surrounding the new alliance with the Norse?
I tried texting her too, but haven't got a reply or anything, so I'm mostly on my own here.
Alright, Nori! Time to big-brain this shit!
And if worse comes to worse and I can't think of anything, I'll just ask her where she hasn't been.
I'd rather not do that, because of 'muh pride', but I will if I have to.
So, I sit, and I scroll through anexorbitant amount of websites.
Quickly, I got a couple ideas.
Unlike what I did with Shirone and Kuroka, which was to drag them around all day going to places, for Suzaku, I wanted to stick around in one place for a little bit.
Less going out, more rest and relaxation together type of thing.
Also, to minimize the chances of her having gone to where I take her already, I started looking away from bigger cities, avoiding them entirely.
Of course, there's always a chance that problems would crop up out there in lesser-known smaller towns or whatever, but I push that thought aside rather quickly.
Problems have a chance to crop up everywhere, especially since logical thinking and common sense don't seem to be universalwhat with all the people's minds on tits in this universe.
Pushing forward with that idea, I came upon an interesting place online.
Obanazawa. It's pretty small, more a town than a city, unlike Kuoh which is called a town but is more like a city.
The place was built around a silver mine, before eventually switching to tourism for its economic growth after building hot spring resorts and something called 'Ryokan', or traditional Japanese inns, along the river that flows through the town.
The hot springs, in particular, combined with the town's architecture are what make it such an attractive tourist destination in the first place.
I click my tongue, however, as an addendum is added to that.
In winter. What makes the place truly pop is the winter months, with good snowfall.
Unfortunately, it's near the end of September right now, and the earliest you can expect snowfall in Japan is two months away in November, regardless.
Granted, even without the snow, I don't doubt it wouldn't be a nice place to visit, but still, that sort of completes the package.
Shame there's no chance to get it to snow early. Or shame I don't possess ice or snow-related powers.
I blink, slowly raising my head and gaze from my phone as an idea forms in the back of my head.
I look outside, up at the midmorning sky, and I think.
who said I need to have such powers myself?
I'm not sure entirely if they'll answer, but a fire inside me tells me they'll at least listen.
I'm going to need a big offering though.
With that in mind, look back down at my phone and send a quick text to Uzume once more.
"Yo. So do you know what Japanese Dragons like?"
I don't think she'll answer me, I just thought it'd be funny to have that question after asking a rather mundane question about possible dating spots.
I smirk and chuckle at the thought as I stand up.
Fortunately, I already have an idea.
First, a quick trip to the markets, then a saunter down to the Genbu Estategoing to need to borrow one of their shrines to make the offerings.
Time to get to it!
~ A New Sun ~
I couldn't tell if my smile right now would be considered giddy or stupid.
Probably both, if I'm being entirely honest.
"Thank you for coming post haste, Suza~!" I grin looking down at her as I approach her, "I see you followed what I asked to the letter, hmm?
"Well, of course," she replied tersely, an eyebrow raised at me, "though I must ask, Noriakiwhy?"
She's talking about her current attire, technically both of ours.
The yukata we were both wearing in our usual colors is pretty standard, but the tanzan, the thick padded kimono over top of it?
That's kind of odd. Especially out here, in this month.
Especially when we both control fire and heat anyway.
My answer back to her though, is just as simple, but full of cheek, "So we can blend easily, of course."
She deadpans back at me, "Noriaki, it's September." She stresses.
I raise an eyebrow back, "And?"
She huffs in indignation, and I chuckle as I take her hands.
"Justtrust me, alright?" I continue, softly, "We'll need em."
Looking at our hands, Suzaku lets out an equally soft smile and blush, before conceding, "...If you say so."
I nod, slowly pulling her closer so I can take her arms in my hands.
"Ready?" I mutter down into her ear.
"...Ready~..." She shivered and muttered back.
With that, and a flash of golden light, we were off.
Teleportation is really useful stuff.
No need to worry about Kuroka and Rose, before Suza showed up, those two were taking a nap at their respective offices.
Both already knew about my taking Suza out for a bit, but just in case, I left a note behind as well.
It took most of the day to get everything set up; hitting the market district, gathering my offerings, hitting the shrine, flying out here preemptively so I could teleport us both inall that, most of the day.
Despite that sounding kind of bad, I would rather say it couldn't have been any more perfect.
As when we arrive, in a small out of the way alleyway where no one would see us
Meanwhile, what we see? A traditional Japanese town that blends in modern elements subtly, yet in a way that makes the whole place just pop.
As it's becoming night, the gas lamps lining the streets and bridges across the river that run through the place are already lit, giving an enchanting glow to the entire place.
If I wasn't standing here, physically, I might have thought I was watching a picturesque scene from something like Spirited Away, it was just simply that beautiful.
But of course, to top it all off?
Snow. It's snowing.
In September.
And the way it's been packed up lightly roofs, streets, and distant trees and hills? It looks like it has been for at least a little while.
Suzaku just stands there, staring. Her mouth is in a perfect 'O' shape as she beholds the sight, and the chilly impossibility falling around her.
Hell, even I get caught up in the scene. It's just that damn pretty.
Eventually, and rather slowly, Suzaku turned and looked at me, "Iit's" She held up a finger, watching as a piece of snow landed on it, "...how?"
I couldn't help my mirth-filled chuckle as I wrapped my arms around her waist, and pulled her up against me.
I set my forehead on hers, and looked her straight in the eyes, "As crazy as it sounds? Bananas. Lots of bananas. All shoved in a shrine's offering box at the Genbu Estate to one Kuraokami."
Suza stared back into my eyes, her own widening with damn near every word, "Youthat's"
I had to withhold the urge to cackle at her complete inability to form words at the moment.
Instead, I leaned down a tiny bit more, and took her lips with my own, gently.
The way her face practically lit up, turning as red as her eyes and clothes, made me pretty sure she got what I was trying to say.
As our lips parted, I elaborated verbally, "I figure you could use something like thisyou helped me relax some time ago, now, it's my turn!
"There are hot springs here, and a bunch of those traditional Japanese innsnow's the time to forget the outside world exists for just a little while, how's that sound?"
Suza smiles, and finally finds her voice as she mutters back, "That soundswonderful. Absolutely wonderful." She leans up, and this time, she's kissing me back.
Although hers is much more like a peck, almost like it was from a shy school girl with a crush before she pulls away and swiftly hugs me.
"Thank you" She murmurs into my chest.
I rub her back and pat her head as she does, "We haven't even started yet you, what are you thanking me for?"
She giggles sweetly as she looks up at me, "Because I already know I'll have a good time with you, Noriaki~..."
"Aww, damn" I could feel my face burn slightly at that, "now you're making me blush."
She doesn't give a verbal response, just more sweet giggles.
I click my tongue, "Fine, be that way you," I sigh out, "but don't think I won't get you back for that later." She raises an eyebrow in challenge at that and gives me a small smirk.
Oh, she thinks she's cute, hmm?
"How about we get started, yeah?" I step away, and hold out my arm to her, "I'm thinking we hit up the hot springs, first. Then the inn to catch some dinner. Sounds like a good start?"
With a happy little smile, she takes my arm with hers, "A very good startlead the way, Noriaki"
And lead the way I do.
~ A New Sun ~
The Ginzen Onsen.
The unfortunate thing about the place?
The springs are separated by gender.
Luckily, however, I can ignore that.
Why? Well. I've been learning stealth for the past two weeks, and it's helped along by the fact that we pretty much have the place to ourselves.
Tourists tend to visit in the winter months, which September is obviously notat least for Japan.
Finally, even if I did get caught, I can hypnotize people with a glance to make them ignore meand make sure we aren't interrupted.
So, when I walk straight into the women's side of the springs, and behold Suzaku standing in the middle of it all
Long black hair free and down and soaked, wearing a pure white robe quite literally drenched through, sticking to her body and showing everything.
Well. Let's say I had an easy time getting here.
Suza turns and sees me, she blinks for a second, her eyes widening with a little surprise, "Noriaki" before she giggles, "I figured you'd come, somehow" She pulls at the collar of her robe, "So I came prepared~...what do you think, my Lord~?" She hummed the question sultry.
I raised a finger, stopping her, before dropping my robe and stepping into the hot spring, completely naked.
As I power walked toward her, the poor woman's eyes grew wider and wider, and she started backing up, a blush spreading across her face the closer I got.
I'm not sure why the reaction. Maybe it's because of my look? It is payback time after all.
I walked right up to her until eventually she cornered herself against the wall and was forced to stop. I took her chin with a finger and made her look up at me.
"Now 'Lord' stuff this time," I state, resolute, yet huskily, "justNoriaki, alright?"
"A-Ah~...Alright? N~NoriAKI~!" She yelped out the last part, as I got to work.
"Haah~..." The voluptuous black-haired girl gives a breathy moan as I slowly trace my finger around the lip of her entrance, through her soaked robes.
"Hmm~? What's the matter, Suza~?" I nuzzle into her neck, giving it little nibbles and bites, she gasps and shivers with each little contact. "Oh, I get itthis is new, I suppose you could tellhmm~?"
"Ahnnyes, I could~..." she confirms, "YouYou're being much more of a tease~...this time~!" She states, confident.
Before giving a near-choking gasp as my middle and longest finger snakes straight past her robe and into her folds with extreme ease.
My other arm wraps around her body, grabbing a handful of her plump rear. With it, I hold her in place as my finger makes a hook-like motion inside of her, and then I begin moving it.
Slow and steady, in and out, I watch with a smirk as she squirms and moans in place. "See~...! Big~...Tease~! Ahnn~..."
"Hmm. Big indeed~..." I retorted huskily, making a show of pressing the tip of my quickly going erect member right up against her stomach.
Just that little touch and I could feel a shiver shoot up her spine.
Suza looks down, biting her lip at the sight pointed at her.
"Oh? Something caught your eye~?" I chuckle, making my finger go slightly faster, forcing a gasp that comes from her so suddenly it's almost a whistle. "Well. Suza, I got something else for us to do this time, alright~?"
She looks at me, and an angry yet very cute little pout forms across her face as I lean in, and whisper to her before she can try and deny it.
Once done, I pull back slightly and watch as her face turns completely scarlet red, being so close, I can physically feel the heat coming off her.
"N~Noriaki~..." she gives a low, cute, whine, "Ithat's~..."
I raise an eyebrow slowly, "Hmm~? Is there a problem~?"
She looks away for a moment, biting her lip, before huffing and slowly wrapping her arms around my shoulders. Pulling me in enough to hug me. Her head rests against my chest, I can't see her face, but she's close, close enough to whisper into my ear.
"P~Please put your thing in me, and m~make me your womana~again~..." she trails off, just as hotly as she is embarrassed.
Ahah~! I told her to, essentially, act as though this was 'Training for our Wedding Night'.
I figured since one of her things was looking for a husband in the past, for her clan and all that, she'd have fun with this.
Doesn't look like she'll be able to look me in the eye and say it.
Yet.
With a quick motion, I pull my finger out of her, lift her with her legs, and sit her down on top of the hot springs wall.
When I pull off her robe, pretty much tearing it entirely off her front, she yelps and stares at me with those beautiful deep red eyes of hers, full of anticipation and longing.
She further shivers, as I step forward, spreading her legs and pressing the tip of my manhood straight against her now bare entrance.
"It would be my pleasure~..." I huff out deeply, audible just enough so I know she can hear, and feel her quiver in response.
Then let out a loud, breathy moan, as I hilt myself inside her with one big thrust.
I groan alongside her, as the moment I bottom out I feel her walls latch onto me with a vice grip.
Oh, yeah, she's very into this~!
Not allowing myself to be slowed down, I slowly but surely start thrusting into her, rapidly picking up speed with every thrust.
"Ahhnn~! Noriaki~...!"
I go down, cutting her off into a loud lewd moan by taking one of her breasts, and thus her nipple, into my hand, groping and playing with them as though they were toys.
I didn't get a chance to really play with these last time, better make up for lost time.
My second arm wraps around her waist, pulling and holding her body tight against mine.
At the same time, I feel her quickly wrap her legs around me in response, us both trying our damndest to stay as close as possible.
At this point, the glorious sounds of flesh slapping against flesh could be heard, rapidly filling and echoing across the spring unabated.
"Hnnggh~! Noraki~!...Hmm~! Damnit~...D~D~Darling~! I~...P~Please~!" suddenly, Noriaki's hands find enough strength in their pleasure-filled haze to find my head, "C~Come here~? Kiss me~ Please~...?"
Heh. Stealing Kuroka's thing now are we?
But still, who am I to say no to that request?
I move up and take her lips prisoner just as she asks, and as soon as I do, it's like some sort of dam burst inside of her.
She moans straight into my mouth, causing me to shiver, followed by her all of a sudden climaxing shortly after, her folds seizing with insane heat around my shaft.
I almost cum right then and there, I admit.
I stifle a gasp as I hold back my shot, but then Suzaku holds my head, and comes up straight to my ear, murmuring
"A~Ahthere's no need to hold back, right d-darling~? P~Please fill me up, I've been a good w~wifehaven't I~...?"
Okay, so. There's something about Suzaku calling me darling, and calling herself wife that makes a dam in me break in turn, turns out.
"U~Ughh~!" I heave a grunt, long and deep, as I bury my cock as deep into her folds as it can go, and let loose what feels like rope after rope of white-hot seed.
"Hmm~!? Hot~! Haahh~!" Suzaku wraps her legs around me, gasping and moaning, at each bit of rope that fills her.
Thank me, I can control my virility, or else there's no way in hell she wouldn't have just been impregnated.
"Hahh~..." I gasp out, settling down on top of her, "You little tease~..."
She palms my shoulder, lightly, "You started itD~Darling" She huffs out with a cute little pout, "SeriouslyWife 'Training'...what are you on about" she trails off, shyly.
I look down at her face, "Hehwhy are you acting like we're done~?"
She blinks.
Then slowly looks back at me.
"W-What?"
"Mhmm~!" I hum out, "We're not going to be done now, not when we leave the springs, the inn~...Nope, not even a little." I finish with a chuckle, then I look her dead in the eyes, "I told you I'd get you back~..."
"Isn't this a bit~...much~...?"
"Not if you're enjoying it too~!"
"Y-YouYou're a cruel, cruel godyou know that, d-darling~..."
I could only cackle at that as I went back down and captured her lips.
Ahspending time like this is always nice, especially when it's the calm before the storm.
October has come!
And with it? Beyond it getting slightly colder and raining a tad more than before, nothing else has changed.
On the surface level, anyway, if the Hero Faction is here in Kyoto, then I have no way of figuring out where exactly they are.
I hit things with a sword and fire, not gathering intelligence, after all.
Besides that, the extent of my knowledge on the Hero Faction's attack only goes so far as 'sometime in October'...which, while something, isn't the most helpful in preparing for an exact time.
The only other thing I can say for sure is that Yasaka goes out at some point before the Kuoh Second Years trip to the city, which narrows things down a tad bit.
That particular trip tends to happen sometime early in the month, like the first or second week.
Which is why, as October just starts to roll in
My phone abruptly sets off.
Luckily, I set it to vibrate, forreasons. If it dinged right now it'd be fairly bad timing.
In any case, I look at my phone, snorting at the message.
FluffyTailsPrincess: Hmph.
Ah, yes. The peak of eloquence, I see.
I responded exactly that, this time, I got a reply back seconds after mine.
FluffyTailsPrincess: Well! What else am I supposed to say to an image of aI don't even know what that was!
It was a picture of a stoned fox.
FluffyTailsPrincess:..Is that because it was sitting on stones, or because it was on drugs?
I dunno, you're supposed to be the expert here.
FluffyTailsPrincess: Y-You! Just because! Hmph!
I snort, quietly, and put my phone away.
I've had Yasaka's number since the whole Ibaraki thing, but she also gave me Kunou's number after that.
Much to her daughter's intense displeasure.
Why? Well. Whenever Yasaka would be sexually suggestive in her messages to me, I'd send a random meme to her daughter.
Needless to say, if you checked the logs of my and Kunou's chat, most of it would just be stupid pre-2010s memes from me, with the Princess pouting after every one.
Oh, right. But this time is a little different.
I quickly pull out my phone again, and send
de gozaru.
FluffyTailedPrincess:...are you sure you're not stoned?
Okay, that reply caught me so off guard I legitimately snorted. Loudly.
This prompted me to immediately jump on top of the guard tower I was hanging onto before the two Tengu stationed within instantly craned their heads in the direction of the sound.
I let out a silent sigh of relief, as the bird Yokai started looking around, more confused than alarmed for now.
Good. That means they aren't going to whip up the entire palace guard into a frenzy.
Now, I know it wasn't technically her fault, but I'm petty like that, so how about in retribution Isneak up to her room and scare her?
Yes, this plan has absolutely no flaws, or downsides, whatsoever.
Show me your worst Murphy!
Besides, Yasaka already knows I'm doing this, so even if I do get caught, it's not as though I'll be in any real trouble.
I figured this would be a good time to test the new ninja skills I learned over the past month, and, I got to say?
It was kind of scary how easy it was for me to sneak into Urakyoto.
Even with a bunch of Senjutsu Practitioners around, once I suppressed my aura, I may as well not have existed to them as I strolled on by.
On the bright side, since I learned to conceal my aura, I don't need Kuroka to refresh her enchantment spell on me to stop Youkai from going crazy in my presence anymore.
I can do that myself now, dial it up, or vanish it as I please.
Of course, I'm not going to turn that on now, I'm in a city full of Youkai, and I'd rather them not all want to eat me!
As I was thinking, I made it into Urakyoto and through the city easily enoughall I had to do was find the portal, put on some fake cat ears, and walk on through.
Half of sneaking into a place is looking like you belong there, so no one questioned a cat boy strutting around like he owned the place, even with my aura suppressed to nothing.
There are so many other Youkai around that, of course, individual signatures would get muddled.
As I approached the Palace though, things got tricky.
The large groups thinned out, and I was forced to the shadows or else my lack of a life force presence would get discovered immediately.
I was climbing up the walls when Kunou there finally responded to my latest meme.
Now then, as for finding the Fluffy Tailed Princess's bedroom
The one downside about concealing your aura is that you can't sense anyone else's either, your sixth sense is essentially blinded to blind everyone else's, which means I'm going to have to find where her room is by estimation and sight alone.
I blink, as an idea forms in my head.
I eye the Tengu guards below with a smirk before I clasp my hands together, and a small white smokescreen pops off around me.
When it clears, the black-haired golden-eyed young man is gone, instead, your average bargain bin Tengu stands in his place.
The only difference is? The bright red and white standard uniform I see every other guard wearing is replaced with a black and dark blue version for myself.
Transformation Jutsu. One of the three basics back in the Naruto world. Ten-year-olds could figure this out, it didn't take long for me.
My disguise set, I shoot up, high into the air, fast yet silent, and start flying around the place.
Tengu feathers are dark and with my outfit? If anyone did look up, I'd blend in perfectly with the dark midnight-esk sky.
Now, if I were a spoiled princess, where would my room be located in a giant Japanese castle?
Top floor? Yeah. Top floor. It's likely that her room is right next to Yasaka's, so maybe I should visit the mother after the daughter?
Eh, that is if Kunou doesn't flip her shit on me, which I expect her to do because it's her, so I likely won't have the pleasure of surprising Yasaka.
Unfortunate, but the things I do for the petty.
I quickly nose dive down, my transformation collapsing into smoke as I do before I land, sticking to the second-story castle's wall like Spider-Man and start shimmying across it.
It doesn't take long for me to run across a shogi that acts more like a window, and when I look inside
Firstly. I'm on the wrong side of the floor, I see.
This is Yasaka's room.
Second. Holy fuck those tits are huge.
Did that sound rather vulgar? Yeah, no, even that doesn't clearly express it.
Right now, Yasaka is standing in front of a mirror, a half frustrated, half pout straining her face as she tries to pull a yukata up onto her chest.
Her breasts are so damn big, that she just can't do it. The thing simply can't reach over her chest, leaving it to snap back down around her waist.
She probably has special tailors for this sort of thingbut I guess it can't be easy making clothes for her, huh? This particular yukata looks pretty different compared to her usual one
Hmm, I wonder if a nice gift for her would be a whole diverse wardrobe of clothes that actually fit?
I quickly shake my head of those thoughts, and quickly continue my shimny before Nori Junior decides to come out and carve a hole in the wall wherever I go.
I end up having to go pretty much all the way around the floor, but eventually, I hit another window and another room.
Alright, Murphy. I have to admit. This? This is pretty good.
My man.
Much like her mother, Kunou is also trying on clothes.
Unlike her mother, they fit. Also unlike her mother, rather than some traditional robe, she's straight up trying on a bikini.
I wouldn't call the swimsuit sexy by itself it's the girl's body doing all the heavy lifting there.
I think she was trying to go for 'modest' but she inherited her mother's body, so that simply isn't possible.
Also, those colors
Heh, someone's wearing my colors~!
A genius idea pops into my skull, and I quickly take out my phone to implement it.
I sent her a rather simple message.
Nice colors.
Nothing happens immediately, of course. She hasn't seen it yet.
I can't hear the dinging of her phone going off, the only way I know it's delivered is I see the Princess all of a sudden perk up and give an annoyed, yet very cute, little frown to go with the embarrassed blush she's sporting glaring at herself in the mirror.
She shuffles over to her bed, where her phone lay, seemingly half haphazardly thrown there, and bends over to grab it.
I'm truly thankful her tails end up covering the view. I'm trying to trespass, not let Nori Junior cause property damage.
Upon snatching the device up, and looking at my message, she furrowed her brow in confusion and started to type out a reply.
Before that though, I quickly add
The black and gold go well with your hair and eyes, though I think red really pops out on you, ya know?
And send.
She stares down at her phone.
A second, several, as her eyes slowly begin to widen in realization, and just as she begins to rapidly look around
I make my move.
In one fluid motion, I open the window, and slide right on in, all while calling out
"Daddy's back!"
"EHHH!? Y-Y-YOU!? HAAAHHH!"
My vision becomes a bright pale blue immediately after as Kunou raises her hand in my direction.
I just stand there, smiling, as I'm immolated. No harm was done to me whatsoever.
Vaguely, I feel several more fox fireballs strike me consecutively, over and over again, in a row.
But just like the first, none of them do anything.
"Pervert! Sicko! Creep! Deviant! Degenerate! Depraved Weirdo!" I also, vaguely, heard Kunou cry an insult with every assault.
But much like her flames, her words held just as little heat to me.
Even if they were a bit more...colorful, since last we saw each other in person.
The girl really hit the thesaurus afterward, huh?
"Kunou" I try, but
"No! Shut up and die!" I'm met with more cries and more fire.
I sigh, and start walking toward herwhilst still slathered in flames.
"E-Eh? Hey! YouYou s-stay back! I'm warning you!"
With a simple act of will, the fires around me go out, prompting Kunou to cut herself off with a shocked squeak.
I step right up in front of the girl, who's back up to her bed, leaning against the end of it as she tries desperately to cover her upper body with a small red jacket she has.
Unfortunately, much like her mother, the keyword there is small and the jacket won't entirely fit around her due to her chest.
Hmmso both of them could use it, then?
Good to note for later.
For now, I lean down, looking straight into the slightly quivering girl's eyes, "...How ya doing?"
"...F-Fine." She looks away with a huff, "Then you showed up, p-perv."
I smile as I respond, "Good to see you too, Princess."
She merely huffs at me, before tentatively asking, "...what are you here for, anywaywe thought you were busy doing stuff with the Norse and the Clans after the Alliance."
I wave off her thought, "Was, actually, but now I've got some timeso! I decided to show up, and steal your maidenhood!"
Kunou, for a split second, essentially short-circuited.
She froze, her mouth gaped slightly, and her ears and tails twitched, it was really cute.
Then she slowly looked up at me.
"...H-Huh?"
I nod, casually, "Mhmm. I'm here to steal your maidenhood." I repeat, as though that was a casual talking point.
"...H-Huh." She repeated, still in disbelief.
"Yup. Looks like you're all dressed up for it, too! Even in my colors~!" I add, huskily.
Kunou shivers, slightly, "Y-You don't have a monopoly on those colors, you know?" Then she quickly adds, "Also, w-wait a minute! You can't do such a thing! You have toyou knowc-court me first! Yeah! Like you said!"
I chuckle at that, leaning down ever so closer to her, "Oh, PrincessI don't have to court you first to claim you, ya know? In fact, I think your mother would much rather us do this, right? Wouldn't you? Isn't it a fantasy you read about all the time as a princess? Some handsome man, sneaking into your room"
I slowly reach down, grabbing the color of her jacket and holding it firm, the action drawing a hot shivering breath from the fox girl.
"...and having his wicked way with you in the middle of the night? Hmm?" I finish mouth inches from her ear.
"T-That'sthere's no such fantasy's like that, youp-perv!" She denies weakly, sounding desperate to sound unabashed.
I chuckle, deeply, drawing a shivering gasp from her before I continue, "Don't be like that, Princess. Besides, as I said, your mother would probably prefer itafter all, I'm not dense, I know she's trying to set you up with mesome sort of plan, right?"
Kunou freezes, "Iu-umhow do y-you?"
I grin, "I have my ways."
Meta knowledge bullshit. Yasaka and Kunou from canon have something like it in canon for Issei. I just took a guess that moved over to me here.
"So! Why don't weskip the journey, and head straight tothe destination~..." I mutter right to her ear and watch as the poor girl's face blushes an atomic red, and she trembles in place, breathing quickly as her legs and thighs grind together.
Then, a moment later, I pulled away with a stupid smile on my face.
"But anyway, we should probably do that later, I just got here, and I'm pretty hungry." I say, deepness and husk gone, just my normal voice back at it again.
Kunou takes a second before she blinks, looking up at me.
"...What?" She asks, breathy and dazed.
"I said I'm pretty hungry." I repeat, crossing my arms and smirking, "Should probably get something to eat."
I'm not really, but it has been a while since I last ate, so I figured why not?
Kunou blinks again, "...Butwait, aren't you?"
I wave her off, "Eh. Maybe later."
Kunou stares up at me, and I think I see the exact moment she realizes just how hard I've been fucking with her.
Because I hear, "Y-You!" Then she raises her hand, mounting fury stretching across her face, and all I see is white.
Then a pop as a mild explosion of aura centered on my head clears.
It's now my turn to blink.
The girl just shot me with an aura bullet, point blank, in the head.
Didn't do anything, of course, but still.
Fair enough.
Her voice came through once more "You ass!"
"Language." I automatically correct her.
"Shut the hell up!" She barrels on through, "Why would you joke about that youyou!" She hisses, grabbing her head in straight fury.
"Oh?" I raise an eyebrow, "Were you, mayhaps, looking forward to me whipping it out right in your face there, and making you call me Daddy?"
Her blush returned as she perked up at my words, she quickly looked away after, however, "N-No! No, not one bit" she denied, very weakly.
"Mhmm." I hum out, unconvinced, "Right."
She clicks her tongue, "Look, never mind, o-okay!? Justif you aren't here for thatthen what!?"
Ah, come on now girl, you can't just change the subject like that.
But I guess I'll give her a break, for now.
So, I decided to answer honestly, "Well, I mainly snuck into Urakyoto and the Palace to test myself."
Kunou blinked at that. She's been doing that a lot lately, is she okay?
"Thatwait, you snuck into the city and the Palace!?" Kunou cried in outrage, "How!?"
"Ninjade gozaru." I respond while making a stupid non-existent hand seal as if that answers everything.
Kunou stares at me, dumbstruck, "...you are stoned, aren't you?" She mutters in disbelief.
I snorted again, "No, noI really did learn from a ninja and decided to put those new skills to the test. It wasterrifyingly easy to do." I muse.
Seriously, if me and Kuroka had these skills way back when we probably could have just assassinated Ibaraki or something.
"Also," I quickly add, "that remark almost made me slip up and get caught when I read it, which is why I decided to come visit you, my favorite fluffy-tailed Princess~!" I state, cheekily, while petting her head.
She tries, and fails, to detach my hand from her head by batting it away, though she quickly abandons that plan with a growl and a pout.
"...has anyone ever told you that you're a perverted ass and you need to go die?" She asks, fuming.
"Yup~!" I confirm easily, "Also, language."
"Screw you!" She hisses back.
I clear my throat, "The proper term is, actually, 'fuck you', and thatthat can be arranged~!" I correct as I start leaning down to her.
"Hnngghh!" She squirms in place, before crying out, "Knock it off! I'm not falling for yourthingagain!"
Way to confirm that you were, indeed, totally willing to get dicked down right there.
Good job, Princess.
You're lucky you're so cute!
"You know, you've always been a bit fiery and bratty-"
"Not a brat." She interrupts with a huff, that I ignore to continue.
"But you're much moreI dunno what to call it exactly. Not outspoken, more likerelaxed, in a sense, here?" I try to convey, "Less formal, ya know?"
Kunou scoffs, "Well, yeah, it's my roomI can say or do whatever I want hereand no one can hear me"
I blink at that, "Huhhear you? What, is this room soundproof?"
She nods, and slowly, realization dawns upon me.
That's why I couldn't hear the phone go off through the fairly thin walls, huh?
It's also why her screaming and launching fire and bullets didn't cause half the Palace to come running.
If that's the case, then
I nod, pleased, "Good to know that I can make you squeal as loud as I want for later then, hmm?"
Kunou perks up, then shivers with a frown, "What do you meanlater."
With a sigh, I sit down at the foot of her bed and suddenly pull the girl into my lap.
She squeaks in shock and confusion before I grab her face and look her straight in the eyes.
"I wasn't kidding when I was talking about you and your mother's plan, you know?" I state simply.
Her eyes widen as she freezes still once more.
"I know it exists. You confirmed it does. I don't have a problem with itbut, I do wanna eventually hear what exactly it entails, andwell," I smirk, "I was teasing about taking you right now, but I didn't say I wasn't gonna take you ever, right~?"
Kunou immediately flushes, "Youbetter not be teasing me a-againor I'll tell Mother you're here!" She tries to threaten.
I chuckle, normally this time, "Before I made my sneak-in attempt, I told your mother, Princess." I boop her on the nose, prompting her to squeak in indignation.
"That'swell! Mmmmmm!" She resorts to simply pouting, because really, what else can she say?
If she tells her mother that I teased her or came onto her, I'm 95% sure Yasaka would just go.
So why didn't you seduce him back, hmm?
Or something to that effect.
Thatbrings up another thing.
"Beyond just the plan," I continue, a serious inflection suddenly painting my words, "as we talked about months ago, I want to hear not just what your Mother wants, but what you want. Got it?"
Kunou's pout strained before she looked down at my chest, "...Okay. Fine."
In canon, Yasaka was the type to try and get her then 12-year-old daughter to either get her to watch her shack up with a high schooler, or try and get her to join in.
It'd be unfair to judge the Yasaka I know based on that one's actions that won't ever occur, but still.
Just to be safe.
I nod, pleased, "Good girl" and scratch behind her ears.
For a second, Kunou legitimately purrs, only to freeze as she realizes she's still wearing a swimsuitand nothing else.
She flinches back and scrambles out of my lap, and back onto her feet with a click of her tongue, "Alright, pervertget out of my room so I can change!"
I hold back a cackle as I rise to my own feet, "Alright, PrincessI think I'll go visit your Mother then!" I announce as I stroll for the door.
"Hmph! You do tha-" Kunou does a double take, "...wait, no no no! You're not allowed to do that!"
"Why not~?" I stretch the words out long as I turn back to her and ask with a smirk.
"Because! She'llwellno, you'll try to have your wicked way with her!" She reasons.
I mean. She's not entirely wrong, she's probably thinking in the wrong way.
Regardless, I throw up my arms, "So? Where else am I supposed to go, then?"
"Um" Kunou looks around her room, back and forth, quickly, before finally settling on some random corner, "There! Go sit in the corner, facing the wall!"
I deadpan stared at her, "...really?"
"Yes!" She nods, resolutely, with a smirk that screams pride and smug. "Go on, sit!"
Me help me, too not correct this brat right this second.
I'll give her this, for now, so I scoff but walk over to the corner anyway.
While I have this time, I decide to finally take in the appearance of her room, so focused I have been on the fox princess specifically that I hadn't taken it all in.
Compared to the Palace as a whole, this room seems the most modern.
She's got a massive actual bed, not a mat, and it's plastered with assorted stuffed animals. The floor is this fancy reddish-pink soft carpet, and along the walls, there are shelves upon shelves of stuff messily strewn about.
Most of it is books, everything from old scrolls to modern covers, but there are toys and ornaments thrown amongst them as well.
Between the shelving, there are posters, and photos depicting various events, and across from her bed is a door to her wardrobe, or at least I assume so anyway, because there's a big mirror next to it along with a table that has makeup stuff and jewelry thrown about.
Kunou's room, although messy, still isn't as disastrous as Kuroka's was.
I'm never going to let the cat live this down.
As I sit down in my little corner, I briefly compare Kunou's room and Yasaka's in my head and find that, from the quick glimpse of the latter's I got? The two rooms are essentially polar opposites.
Yasaka herself was the only thing to note in hers because the rest of the room was fairly traditional and spartan.
As in, she had a mat, a table, a door to her wardrobe like Kunou's, the mirror, yet her walls were plainit'skind of sad.
The two are a product of different times, huh?
"Remember what I said, cur!" My thoughts were silenced as Kunou called out, "No! Looking!"
My eyebrow twitched.
Call me cur, will you? Well, now I have to look!
I sit there, patiently, listening intently.
I hear a door open, cloth dropping to and thudding against the floor.
Once. Twice
I quickly turn my head.
And all I see is pale blue as fox fire envelops my vision, accompanied by distant snickering.
I don't know whether I want the Hero Faction to come sooner, or later, now.
Regardless, I know I will be readyand that this brat is going to be corrected by the time I'm done here!
~ A New Sun ~
"...Cao Cao, I think it's about time we get moving."
"YeahYeah, it's okay now. We have long since gathered enough capable people. Let's move on to the next stage."
"Right. We have gathered what we need. It's about time."
"Now then, are we going after him first?"
"Him? AhDo you truly think we have enough? There's no doubt he's gotten stronger since that recording."
"We do. Besides, who said anything about a fight? First, we have to negotiate. And we will do it quite firmly, Siegfried. I know you're excited, but hold your swords for just a second. At least until after he joins us."
"...Roger that. We have common ground, after all. The ones who destroy the demons, monsters, and dragons"
"Has always been the Heroes."
"So" Yasaka began, barely holding back her laughter, "Noriaki, I see you snuck into the place just fine?"
All three of us; myself, Kunou, and Yasaka, were seated around one of those small and low dining tables for dinner.
After Kunou managed to get dressed, we went and grabbed Yasaka from her room and came down with her for a quick informal late-night dinner.
Directly across from me, the bratty little fox sitting across from me had the largest smug smirk I'd possibly ever seen.
Between the two of us, at the end, or more like the head of the table as this is her house, sat Yasaka.
She looked about ready to break down into a fit of giggles.
I, meanwhile, was pouting. My arms crossed, I intentionally looked huffy as hell.
I'm also fairly certain my hair is on fire, still.
"...Yeah. Just fine." I huffed out, glaring at the fox princess as I answered her mother, "Saw some pretty interestingstuff." I state, the gears in my head turning as an idea forms.
As I start smirking, Kunou's seems to drop in turn, before I swivel my head and look at Yasaka.
"Say, while I'm herehmm, well, first!" I began, causing Yasaka to raise an eyebrow, "Do you have any plans to go anywhere soon?"
Yasaka hums, contemplating for a second, her hands reaching for and picking up her teacup almost automatically as she does.
"Yes, actually." She finally answers with a sigh, "Although it's not immediate, it is soon. You came around just in time, in fact. In a day or so, I have a meeting with the Sakra's messengers from Mount Meru." She finished with a sip from her cup.
I blink at that, my spite train of thought halting.
That'sisn't that meeting when she's supposed to get kidnapped?
That sounds about right, yet alsoSakra? Indra?
Why would she be meeting his messengers?
Not that such a thing is impossible, considering the sheer amount of Buddhists and Buddhist Temples in Kyoto, and what with Yasaka's whole thing being trying to turn Kyoto into a melting pot with diplomacy
I suppose I could see it?
Still, knowing that guy's personality, I figured he'd consider Yasaka and the West Youkai as a whole not worth talking to, even through messengers.
Unless he's already got the Hero Faction in his pocket, and this entire thing was a setup from the beginning.
Thatcould mean killing them might draw Indra's ire
Internally, I shake my head at that notion.
When they come, they die. It's pretty simple. I already know who's getting the sword first.
If Indra wants to throw a hissy fit about it, let him.
Preferably, he'll show up in the middle of the day, near noon. Hell, he's got the arrogance for that in spades.
Regardless, I can ruminate on all that later, back on the spite train!
"Oh? Hmm" I make a show of thinking about it for a second, "Well, it's a little tight, but what do you think about fitting in that date I promised you before then?"
Across from me, Kunou slams her hands on the table as an indignant, "W-What!? Date!?" leaves her mouth.
Yasaka's eyes widened, although whether from my proposition or Kunou's reaction to it I couldn't tell.
What I could tell is, though, the poor MILF fox almost choked on her tea there for a second.
Luckily, or unluckily depending on how you look at it, she seemed to have some practice dealing with such a situationconsidering how stupid the people here can be, I'm not entirely surprised.
So, with grace, she barely let the slip show and corrected the failed swallow shirtless thereafter.
"My oh my, Noriaki~..." she set down her cup, and put a hand to her mouth, "asking a mother out like that right in front of her daughter, how bold~!" She giggled lightly and leaned forward ever so slightly as she did.
"M-Mother!" Kunou squawked, looking damn near ready to leap over the table, grab her mother's kimono, and forcibly close the thing before her tits spilled out.
Which, to be fair, they always look about ready to spill out.
I completely ignore Kunou for the moment, and focus on Yasaka, "Boldand serious," I start, mirroring back her lightly flirty inflection, "I did say I'd take you out sometime, months ago, and hey? Doesn't a date before a long and boring meeting with a bunch of Buddhists sound divine?"
Yasaka hums in contemplation for a second, "It does, it does" she almost needily whines.
"M-Mother! You can't just"
"Come onnnn~..." I cut off Kunou as I trail off, slowly leaning toward her, "I already have a few ideas on where to go and what we'd be doing~!"
"Mmm~..." Yasaka continues to hum, before sighing sweetly and smiling, "Oh, alright, Noriakihow could I refuse, hmm~?"
I chuckle and shoot her a smile right back, as Kunou groans in pain or embarrassment, slumping down on the table.
"Don't worry dear," Yasaka addresses Kunou with a smile, "after he's done with me, I'm sure it'll be your turn next!"
Kunou flinched back as if struck, her head reeling as she whined out, "M-Mother!"
I let out a dry wheeze of a laugh as Yasaka giggled at her daughter's indignation.
Ah, I sort of wish I swung by sooner now. I nearly forgot that these two antics were great.
"So then, Noriaki~?" Yasaka began sweetly, and I got myself under control enough to look at her, "I presume you'll be spending the night here then?"
I nod, "If that isn't any troubleIt'd make everything a lot easier."
Yasaka nodded in turn, "Thenhow about instead of us sending you off to a guest, you spend the night with me, and we get a head start on ourdate~...?" She asks, breathily, leaning forward ever so slightly whilst leaning on her hand.
All of a sudden, I had to actively suppress Nori Junior from coming up right away.
This MILF can be very dangerous, huh?
Kunou stood up, quickly, and called out, "A-Absolutely not! I don't want to be an older sister right now!"
Yasaka blinked at that, seemingly legitimately not expecting Kunou's words.
But she recovered quickly enough, and smiled as she fired right back, "But Kunou, dear, you'd make an excellent big sister"
Kunou took a step back, flushing from the praise, "W-Well of course, Mother," she nodded, rapidly, "You raised me right after allbut still! That doesn't change that fact!"
Vaguely, their back and forth turned into distant echoes as I sat there, slowly zoning out.
Ahfox girls.
Yeah, I really should have stopped by sooner.
~ A New Sun ~
"I gotta say." Now it's my turn to smile smugly at the fox princess, "I'm not surprised it turned out like this, why are you?"
"J-Justshut up, would you!?" Kunou cried out, albeit heavily muffled under all her blankets, sheets, and stuffed animals.
I can barely hear her, and that's with me lying right next to her.
In her bed, of course.
Because clearly, this was the only solution to the problem.
Poor fox princess, her mother pretty much manipulated her into outwardly saying she wanted me to sleep with her instead.
Not like that kind of sleep, I already know that I'm pretty sure, but hearing her say that in front of her mother was pretty damn funny.
With a chuckle, I turn and lay on my side, facing the bundle of cloth and stuffed animals hiding the little fox princess.
"Though, on the other hand," I continue, regardless of her words, "this does give us the time to talk. Specifically, you, remember?"
For a moment, I'm greeted by silence from the lump, until it slowly starts shifting, and Kunou's head pops out from it.
Her eyes refused to look at me directly, instead eyeing some random stuffed animal, and her face positively burned.
"...I'd rather not." She mutters out, weakly.
"Too. Bad~!" I sang the denial out, "It's too late to back out now!"
"It's embarrassing!" She whines, shimmying under the assorted bed stuff, "Like, really really really embarrassing! Okay? I could barely talk about it with Mother, and you" she trails off, leaving the unspoken, we'll, unspoken.
I'm a part of the plan, after all.
With a sigh and a much more tender smile, I reach a hand over to her and gently cup her face, "Take your time then, princess. But it is happening tonight, and the sooner you get it out, the better, yeah?"
I give her a few scratches just like that, before moving and flipping around, facing away from her.
For her sake, I hope that'll make her feel less uncomfortable.
I settled in to wait for her, I was planning to start brainstorming and going over my plan for when the Hero Faction attacks, but to my surprise, it didn't take long for small soft hands to grasp the back of my robe, and hold onto me.
Then, in even less time, she began to speak.
"...I'm sure you're aware, but Mother isn't exactly thes-strongest, amongst the Daiyoukai?" She strained the last words, as if physically speaking them hurt.
Of course, I am aware, but I don't say anything, giving only a nod.
Interesting start, though. What does this have to do with her plan?
"She's been alive for a long, long time. She was but a girl even younger than myself when Tamamo-no-Mae 'reigned'." Kunou practically spat the old Kyuubi Daiyokai's name, before sighing, "Originally, she was never meant to lead the Kitsune, did you know that? There were stronger, older, more experienced Kitsune alive at the time."
"What happened to them, then?" I ask though I suspect I already know the answer.
I could feel Kunou's shrug, "They all died, of course. They wanted to be the next Tamamo, they felt they had to be, so they tried to be like her.
"But back then? At that time? There wasn't peace between the Shinto Clans and the Youkai, it was war. While the Great War waged across the western countries here, in the east? We fought amongst ourselves." She scoffs, "It's scary, looking at human history, and seeing how the wars and battles all match up with what's going on in our side."
History repeats itself huh? Even with supernatural powers. Or I suppose, in this case, it mirrors?
"Regardless," Kunou continued, "Mother was still young at the time the position fell to her. At that point? She was the only one left.
"The Kitsune of Japan had to gather under her, at least then, they'd have strength with numbers if it came down to a fight.
"But instead of choosing to fight, which hadn't worked several times over, Mother sought a different solution."
"Diplomacy?" I wagered a guess. Was this the start of how Kyoto ended up the way it is today?
"In a sense." Kunou answered, rather neutrally, "See, Mother, wasHnngh" She struggled with the words, "...is, still, thew-weakest, Daiyokai. Especially back then. She didn't want to fight, to be killed for nothing and lead the rest of her kind to death.
"When you don't want to fight, yet you don't have the power to do what you want anyway, in a world where might makes rightwhat do you think happens?"
Ah.
That'skind of dark if it is what I'm thinking, holy shit.
Then again, it's war.
Kunou let out a shuddering breath, "Let's just say, it wasn't a pleasant time, back thenbut at the very least, the Kitsune Youkai didn't die out.
"Eventually, things calmed down in Japan, and as things calmed, sweet words became the weapon of the agesomething Mother learned to wield well long before that time back then.
"Thus, diplomacy. Everyone grew tired of fighting, and it became much more desirable to settle down with a cute little fox or cat girl than take them away" I could feel Kunou shake her head quickly, "I'm just thankful Mother no longer had to go through any of that again, for the most part."
For the most part?
"Even up to the modern era, of course, things weren't perfect. Uniting, gathering up the Wastit took more than sweet words.
"And although wars aren't as prevalent, battles still happened until lately here and there. Especially with the Clans. Heh, even still amongst Youkai from time to time"
She held onto me ever so slightly harder.
"...How do you think I came to be, after all?"
Holy
"Kunou"
I go to speak, but she shushes me quickly, and quietly.
"Don't. I know what you're going to say. I don't need your pity, or hugs, ors-scratches" I almost deadpanned at how needy she sounded saying that last word, "I know I was unplanned, an accident, ultimately. But Mother made it very clear that despite that, she still loves me regardless. So justdon't. I'll be fine."
"...I'm still giving you scratches later."
"..I-If you must, hmph." Kunou cutely doesn't deny it.
I chuckle just a tad at that, "Right. So, Kunouhow does all of that relate to 'the Plan', hmm? I think I can see where this is going, but just to be sure"
"Ah." I can almost feel Kunou's blink against my back, "Right. Okay, sopretty much, all of that I just told you? Much of that Mother told me before explaining her plan going forward, to give context as to why she wants her, and I, to go through with it."
Hmm, I kind of want to call that borderline manipulation.
In a sense, she told her daughter about all this stuff she had to go through, and now she's pulling her daughter into it by implying, in a sense, that if they don't go through with this, my past will return.
But! I'll withhold my judgment until I hear exactly what 'the Plan' entails.
"She called it the 'Hany-Kami Descendants Plan.' Half Demon/God Descendent's Plan. I'm uh" Kunou's voice quieter as she seem to shrivel up at my back, "...Sure you can tell figure out how we'd get such descendantsy-yes?"
"...Yup." I pop the 'P', as I deadpan stare across the room.
Here's the thing about Youkai biology that I haven't thought about much, the really weird thing.
When two Youkai breed, the type of Youkai depends on the mother, rather than being a mix of the parents.
So, taking Kuroka and Shirone for example, they're both pure Nekoshou, like their mother, despite having a human father.
Yet, despite that, Youkai children do in fact take some racial characteristics from the other parent, if the other parent is a different race.
I can't recall exactly what, but in DxD EX, Issei's kids with the Nekoshou sisters had something from him, dragon aura, I believe? And maybe wings, too.
Honestly, it doesn't make much sense at all to me. But then again, I'm not a supernatural biologist.
The point is, if I have kids with Kunou, Yasaka, or hell, this applies to the Nekoshou sisters as well, they'll likely possess divine attributes in some way.
Due to my powers being focused on fire and light, in the fox girls' cases, I expect their foxfire might be buffed to hell and back, and they might be resistant if not outright immune to things like fire, light, and Holy Aura.
Hell, they might even be able to generate the stuff.
So not only would their kids with me have the potential to not possess one of the Youkai's standard weaknesses, but they'd of course be several times stronger just in general, even if they don't possess any of my divine powers, they'd still likely inherit some facet of my natural power.
Truly, it's a wonder the Youkai haven't gotten themselves bred by outside races several times over to gain their powers.
Then again, they probably don't do that because, much like normal Japanese people, they have a thing against foreigners.
That, or perhaps the gained powers disappear after some time?
Ugh, alright. Time to stop thinking about that. If I want to conclude there, I probably need a biologist.
More importantlyYasaka already told me, in brief, about this particular plan. Name and all.
It was after Ibaraki was dealt with, during one of our meetings, the same one I originally asked to take her on a date at.
Figures, she wasn't joking, more like seeing how I'd react to the idea.
"Kyoto, the West Faction my Mother built up" Kunou suddenly continued, heavily, "It's lasted for so long, even outliving the North and South. We have allies, and wealth, in a sense, we possess powerbut not the type everyone respects.
"It's only been a few months since I last saw you, but you could beat even Mother in a fight now, couldn't you?
"Even with her pull on the leylines, you, one person, could destroy this city and probably half of the country, somewhat casually"
"...Probably, but I wouldn't." I feel the need to interject.
She bats me on the back, "I know! But you see it, too, right? What I'm trying to get atwhat Mother was getting at. The West will never be secure unless we have someone strong enough to secure it! Otherwisewell" She trails off.
"Your Mother fears the past will come back to haunt you all, huh" I mused, with Kunou nodding at my back.
"Well," I continued, "that's all fine and dandy, but what about you? What do you feel?"
I'm met with silence for moments that stretch on, and on.
Until finally, Kunou's voice picked up, but it was so, so, small, almost guilt-ridden and filled with shame.
"Is itselfishto not want to do what Mother does?" She asked, so quietly, "Idon't want to seduce youto, try to baby trap you into some marriage, use my body to lead you aroundI don't want that!" Her voice rapidly grows in intensity and speed.
"But, at the same time, I don't know what I want besides notthatand it feels wrong to want that, you know!? Because I'm my Mother's daughter! I was raised to do what must be done for the West, my people, but at the same time it just feels like!"
At this point, her voice sounded close to breaking, and I just couldn't stay still any longer.
I whirled around, causing the little fox princess to give a shocked yip at my sudden action. As soon as I was facing her, my arms came around like a bear trap before she could escape, and snatched her up!
"A-Ah!? You b-big, damn, oaf!" She cried, batting at my chest, "Let me go!"
"No." I state simply, "You need a hug."
"No! I don Haaaa~..." She trails off into a groan of relief as I, promptly, start giving her ear scratches.
Good thing too, now that I can finally see her face, she looks like she's on the verge of tears.
I sigh, "Hell Kunouso essentially, you don't know what you want, huh?"
"Ium" She shivers, before swatting my hand away from her ear, "Pretty muchjust notthateven if seducing you wouldn't be difficult."
I snort at that, "Oi. I have self-control."
"Right." She nods, "Pervert."
"Hmm, you say that, but you didn't seem against what I was offering earlier" I brought up casually.
Kunou blinks, before looking right up at me, "That's because I reallywasn't. As loath as I am to admit ityou wereright" She slowly shrinks back, "About those stupid novels"
"Heh! Called it."
"Hush oaf or I'll slap you."
"Slap me, and I'll spank you, Princess."
Her eyebrow twitched, before she scoffed, "As if you actually would, brute."
"Oh?" I raise an eyebrow at that, "You think I won't give you the proper brat correction you deserve?"
"Brat correction!?" Kunou's eyes widened rapidly, before she looked downright offended, "You dare!?"
"Don't start talking about Mount Tai, you're too short to see it after all." I replied automatically.
Only for Kunou to give the most adorable 'ferocious growl' ever known to man.
It sounded more like a kitten trying to growl, but not knowing how.
I pat her on the head, which makes her try to be more 'ferocious'...even as she leans her head into my hand more.
So cute.
"Feel better?" I ask out of the blue.
Kunou pauses, before huffing and looking away, even as she clings onto me, "...as if."
I roll my eyes, "Whatever you say, Princess."
"...I like it better when you call me by my name, like earlier." She huffs harder.
"Hmmbe more honest with me, then maybe I'll consider calling you by your name?" I try.
It takes her a second, but she sighs, "Fineyes, I do feel better, happy now?"
I chuckle, smile, and rub her head, "That I do, good girl, Kunou~!"
"Haaahh~!?" Kunou recoils and quivers at my touch and words, "That! Don't do that!" She demands quickly.
"Nah."
"Wha!?" She exclaims, flabbergasted.
"Anyway-"
"Hey! Don't just!"
"I think I know what to do for your date, now." I continue to state, unabated.
"...Huh?" She tilts her head slightly, "Mydate?"
"Well, duh? What, you think I'm just gonna leave you out? Besides, I think I got a read on what you wanteven if you don't or refuse to see it."
"Huh!? And what would that be, then!" She challenged, hotly.
I reached down, a finger going under and lifting her chin, so I could look down into her eyes.
"You don't wanna seduce me? Alright, that's fineI'll seduce you then, Kunou. I'm going to take you out of Kyoto, and you'll have the most sappy, feels-good, romantic experience you'll ever have in your life.
"Then, I'm going to take you back here, right to this bed, and you know what I'm going to do to you?"
"I-IAhwhat?" She asks, almost in a daze, as every word I said pretty much from the start made her grow redder and hotter.
I go down, straight to her ear, and mutter to her with a similar huskiness to earlier this night, "I'm gonna correct. That. Brat."
"Hnngghyoupervertedoaf~!" She shivers and mutters out back, "You wouldn't!"
"You bet that fluffy-tailed ass I would." I countered easily.
"You'rein a relationship alreadywith that horny cat!" She tries, desperately, to come up with some excuse.
I shrug at that, "So? I'm also doing her sister, one of the Clan HeadsI've got a harem little fox, and they're all aware. All I gotta do is tell them when someone new might show up, and let me just say? They've known about you and your mother for a while."
"T-Tch! You jackass!" Poor girl looks like she's about ready to burst into tears again.
"Language." I say, automatically.
"That's! You aren't my Dad!" She exclaims in outrage.
"Yeah, right now." I huff, "I might be by the end of tomorrow."
"Huh!? That'sso shameful! After saying all that stuff you're just going to turn around and do Mother!? Even after everything I told you!?" She sounds legitimately exasperated.
I nod a couple of times while humming, "Hmm hmm. Yup. For one, I got your side, but I haven't learned anything from the woman herself yet. Twowell, I always wanted oyakodon."
She blinks, "...what does a rice bowl dish have to do with this?"
I cackle, as I lean down and whisper the proper meaning into her ear.
Kunou blinked.
Then her eyes progressively widened.
"...Y-Youbrazen, insolent, shameless pervert!" She screams, hands igniting with bright pale blue flames!
"That's brazen, insolent, shameless, Daddy to you, young lady."
"NYAAAHHH!"
As my vision turns pale blue once again, there's only one thought left in my mind.
I really should start brushing up on my Dad jokes, huh?
"I've gotta say," I begin, looking Yasaka up and down while stroking my chin, "...I'm legitimately surprised shirts that fit you exist."
Yasaka sent me an amused smile, "Trust me, I thought the same thing, it was a close thing" She huffs, wrapping her arms under her chest and pushing it up a bit, "This particular shirt is actually much larger than it appears, I'm just stuffing the rest of it down into my pants" She says, just a tad bit quieter, almost shyly so.
Ah, her jeans, can't forget about those either.
All in all, for a Faction Leader, even as small as the West Youkai, her attire is rather simple compared to what I expected her to go for.
A plain white shirt with black lining around the sleeves and collar that, while straining against her ample bosom a tad, actually fits, and navy jeans that are just a bit baggy, yet still show the curves of her legs just fine.
Hell, she's even wearing normal shoes! Black, slip-on ones, I believe they're called.
Of course, as we are going out in public, her fox tails and ears are hidden, and she isn't wearing most of her accessories.
Still, A-grade MILF material right here!
I promised Kunou I wouldn't be giving her a little brother or sister too soon, but honestly, I dunno about that promise now.
I jest, of course, the fox girls are going to have to wait on that front, Kuroka has already long called dibs there.
In any case, regarding her clotheswe'll see about trying to fix that later.
For now though
I chuckle, "Regardless, it looks really good on you. We could probably stuff you in a trash bag and you'd still be able to pull it off easily."
Yasaka, in turn, flushes slightly and chuckles back, "Oh, perhaps, perhapsyou flatter me so" She waved me off with a smile.
"Now thenI gotta ask. Yasaka?" I start again, prompting Yasaka to raise an eyebrow my way, "Why are we heading out so early?"
Seriously, the sun hasn't even risen yet. I think we've still got at least an hour until then!
Granted, it's difficult to tell in Urakyoto because the place is set in perpetual darkness and such, but I can still tell!
It's so early, most of the Youkai aren't even up and about yet!
That, unfortunately, includes Kunou, who I was looking forward to seeing us off, and for her to be like, 'Behave! And use protection!' and all that jazz. That not happening makes it feel like something is missing from all this.
Yasaka sighs, "Unfortunately, I can't clear my entire schedule for this on such short notice, and I do still have that meeting I mentioned before to prepare and attend to recall." She shakes her head, sadly, "So, you'll have me for the morning, but that's all I'm afraid. Maybe a little bit into the afternoon as well."
I click my tongue.
On one hand, that kind of sucks.
On the other, thank me, because trying to plan this out all night was a bloody nightmare.
Mostly because of Yasaka's inability to leave Kyoto.
See, I originally thought such a thing would have been a minor inconvenience. Nothing at all to worry about.
Surely, there's something fresh I could take Fox MILF to that wouldn't be boring or a place she hasn't been to.
After all, she is pretty busy, there's no way she's been everywhere in this damn city, right?
Well. I had Kunou next to me during this entire process.
Turns out? She pretty much has.
All of the temples? She's had to visit them at some point, to meet with the deity in question for this or that reason.
Pretty much all the traditional shops and districts are no-go's, because of course they are. They've been around for hundreds of years, she was there when they were first built, and according to Kunou, she was one of the first patrons and customers at those establishments.
One idea I found to take her, the Sagano Romantic Train, seemed promising as not even Kunou knew about itbut the trip would take us outside the city.
So fuck.
There's always the chance that Kunou was intentionally shooting down my ideas to be a brat, which I'm keeping in mind, but somehow, I doubt that.
She seemed oddly serious about the whole thing after I managed to calm her down last nightif I had to wager a guess, I'd assume it's because she still wants her to have a good time.
Even though she might end up with a younger sibling by the end of it.
So, good on her, I think?
In any case, this has resulted in me requiring to get a bit morecreative.
I think we'll have a lot of fun, I just need to send a clone or two out to get everything ready
With purpose, I step right up in front of Yasaka.
She glances up at me, humming in askance before yelping as I promptly scoop her up and off her feet, straight into my arms, and into a princess carry.
"Well then," I start floating up, bringing her with me, "we better get to it as soon as possible then yeah? So we don't end up in a rush?"
"O-Oh my~...up and just taking me away like this" Yasaka's cheeks lit up as she shimmied her shoulders back and forth, "You're going to make me feel young again~, you know?"
Thatnearly somehow made me stumbled midair, not going to lie.
I look down at her with a raised eyebrow.
She looks back up at me sweetly, blush still burning her cheeks.
I think I know where Kunou gets the brattiness from.
Putting that very subtle hint out of my mind for now, another thought occurs as I fly away with her.
"...say, you did inform your guard that I'd be taking you out, right?" I inquire rather casually, as I assume I'm partly worrying over nothing.
In response, Yasaka puts a finger over her lips, and hums in thought, before replying just as casually, "Ohso that's what I forgot to do earlier."
I stop, in midair, and deadpan down at her.
She merely giggles mischievously, "It'll be fine, Kunou can fill them in, so in the meantimethere's no need to worry."
"Yeah, she canafter the guards bust down her door to tell her you've gone missing, right?" I ask back plainly.
She doesn't respond to that beyond grinning a touch wider.
Oh yeah, most definitely got the brat from her mother, that's for damn sure!
~ A New Sun ~
Fun fact I didn't learn until last night.
There's a Starbucks in Kyoto.
In fact, there are three of them.
I probably shouldn't have been so surprised at that, but I was.
Now, my inner consciousness bawks at the idea of a date taking place at the said establishment, but we didn't stop there first for that, no, just for a snack and a drink.
It's way too early for breakfast after all.
Besides, that's what the picnic I have planned is for.
So, we stopped by a legitimate Starbucks to pick up something to go and tide us over for a little while, until the sun rose, and breakfast could be had properly.
It was adorable watching Yasaka look so lost staring at the menu, that I actively encouraged her to try out the more foreign offerings.
I, on the other hand, ordered myusual?
It was reflexive, I can't remember why I ordered this specific drink - strawberry aai lemonade, or the sausage, cheddar, and egg sandwichbut well, anyway.
It tasted like melancholy. The good kind though.
I was too busy chuckling over Yasaka's indecision to conclude whatthat was.
Not as though I felt I'd ever come to one.
So, moving on, I helped Yasaka pick something out eventuallyand since I'm basic as all hell, we settled on a Frappuccino.
Though I have to say, I can't tell if the image of Yasaka being held up in my arms drinking a Starbucks Frappuccino is incredibly cursed or incredibly cute.
I'm still trying to decide to be honest.
Anyhow, while we were doing that, I took the time to sneakily send off a clone or two to get everything ready.
In specific, and for where I'm taking her for the date to truly begin?
The Kyoto Botanical Garden.
Apparently, it's fairly underrated and pretty overlooked by locals and tourists alike.
At least, that's what the internet claims, and honestly?
I'm kind of having trouble believing it.
Even with the dark still reigning, the paths throughout every single ground are lit beautifully, bathing the changed orange, red, and even a few yellow, trees and flora in artificial, yet beautiful light.
There are several grounds to this place, one which holds sakura trees, another that's a field of roses.
They've even got buildings for cacti, and tropical plants!
There's no way this place isn't at least a little popular, right?
Well, not like it matters since we're here so early. They aren't even open yet, as far as I'm aware.
Which means my second act on this date is to casually commit a crime.
Truly, I have fallen low.
Despite already having seen the place in my clone's memories, when he was getting everything ready for us, I still couldn't help my pleased whistle at the sight.
Upon looking down, I find that even Yasaka looks a tad memorized by the sightjudging by the fact she's stopped sucking on her Frappuccino to stare.
I think she likes it. Both the drink and our first stop here.
"...I haven't been here in a long time." Yasaka murmurs in my arms, a pleased smile on her face, "Last time I think wasthe 1950s, or so? This place had fallen into disuse, and it was such a shame seeing it slowly rottingit's good to see it still going strongalthough," she turns her eyes up and looks at me, smirking playfully, "I wasn't aware they were open so late?"
I rolled my eyes, and stated, "They aren't." As I floated down with her to the ground.
"Oh my~...kidnapping me, and now breaking and entering?" She dramatically puts the back of her hand to her forehead, "Truly, you are the most vile villain Kyoto has ever seen~"
Is she asking for correction?
Because I will correct her if she keeps asking for it.
I snort, and tack on, "You're gonna have to add 'having my wicked way with you' to that list as well if you keep this up."
She bats her eyelashes at me and smirks, calling out quietly, yet sultry, "Oh no~, whatever shall I do~..."
Remember your promises, Nori. Remember your promises.
As we approached our final destination, Yasaka perked up and turned her head to look back down.
"A barrier?" She mused, and I nodded.
"Yep, just in case, a small one to make normal people avoid us while we're here." I confirm.
Barriers like that are pretty simple to learn, turns out. And I could invoke one without even using magic, just my holy spirit power.
Wrangled out how to do it from Kuroka in preparation for today, as I recalled Shirone's date when I couldn't set one down.
To us, it looks like a good-sized dome of dull dark gold plating.
But we can only see it in the first place because we aren't mundane, to normal humans, they simply wouldn't come through the space the barrier occupiesnor hear anything that goes on inside.
"My~...so you truly planned such things from the start, I see?" She complimented, yet asked, sultrily.
I can't tell if she's referencing my planning ability legitimately, or trying to be coy about getting fucked again.
Or both. Probably both.
With another roll of my eyes, we passed seamlessly through the barrier, with no sputter or odd sensations, and came face to face with the spot I'd chosen.
I'd wanted a good place where we could see everything, or at least, a good amount of stuff, yet not mess with anything.
It also needed to have enough room foractivities.
No, not the sexy kind.
Thus, I managed to find a pretty decent spot, I'd say, clear of all garden exhibits as it were, with only a few trees around us and one on the slightly elevated hill where I got everything set up.
That sight elevation lets us see a good portion of the plants and flora on display in this part of the gardens, at least those not within a greenhouse or some such building.
So yeah, pretty good I'd say! That, and it's good just enough room for
"Are thosecanvases?" Yasaka speaks up, almost as soon as we enter the barrier, all flirtatious undertones replaced with palpable confusion.
Yup, canvases. Plural. Specifically? Dozens of them. Bunches are all in different sizes.
There's paint too, environmentally friendly paint, of course, of all different colors, and brushes of all different shapes and sizes.
I don't blame her for not mentioning them though, they're kind ofcovered up by all the blank canvases.
I smile, and nod, as I land and set her down on her feet, "Correct!" I confirm easily.
Yasaka tilts her head, sipping her Frappuccino almost listlessly as she tries to figure out what's going on here.
Okay, now that's cute.
"I must say, Noriaki" She looks back at me, "That Idon't know what to say? This isn't what I expected at all"
"...Do I even want to know what you expected?" I questioned with a raised eyebrow.
She giggles softly, and wiggles her finger, "Probably not~! Althoughwho knows, there's still plenty of time. Perhaps you'll further surprise me still?"
Oh, I'll surprise you alright, just not in the way you probably expect.
Wait. That doesn't? Does it?
I'm going to stop thinking for a while.
"...We'll see." I gave back, noncommittal, while sipping my lemonade just because, "Anyway! Pick a canvas, I've got paint and brushes around heresomewhere."
Ah, crud, there isn't a table out hereoh well.
I plop down my drink and sandwich on a very small canvas that's off to the side and start looking for said paint and brushes, lifting and looking behind the larger canvases first.
Out of the corner of my eyes, I see Yasaka finish her drink, and with a snap of her fingers envelope the empty cup in a flash of foxfire, wiping the thing out of existence.
The flames vanished as quickly as the cup, and with a satisfied smile, she made her way over to a moderately sized canvas.
"I wasn't aware that you painted at all, Noriaki." She idly assumes, dragging a finger across the blank canvas.
"I don't!" I call back, as I lift several of the things at once, "Ahah! There you are"
Damn clone hid them under a bunch of them. All the paint cans, all brushes.
I lift a random can of red paint, and brush, "This is thesecond? Yeah, the second time I've ever held these particular objects in my hands, ever. In my life."
Yasaka slowly turns her head and looks at me, oddly, "Truly? Thenwhy?"
I shrug, "Why not?" I ask, and ask, and start walking over to her, "It could be fun, who knows unless I try? And besides" I walk right up to her, setting the can and brush at my feet, "In any event, this would be much more fun than going shopping for stuff just to fill out your room."
Yasaka blinks at that, "Myroom? You've seen it? Oh!" She perks up in realization, "Last night, thensneaky. Very sneaky. I assure you, Noriaki, there's no needtruly. Though I appreciate the thought"
I waved her off, "I didn't know you were from Greece, Yasaka. That's how empty your room is. Doesn't it get boring, sleeping with the same old boring and plain walls barring your every side?"
At that, it was Yasaka's turn to shrug, "I'm used to it, Noriakitruly."
I don't think I like that nonchalant tone all too well.
I reach a hand out, bringing a finger under her chin, and making her look me in the eyes, "Welllet's get you used to being surrounded by walls bearing good memories then, yeah?"
"A~Ah~..." Her face flushes at the action, "That'sHmm, ohvery well." She gives in with an impossibly sweet smile, "But I must warn you, while I dabbled with a brush, that wascenturies ago. I don't think anything I make will look wall-worthy, or even for today's times"
"Ah, Yasaka" I shook my head, "It's not about the final product, the painting, being good."
She stares at me, a bit perplexed, "...Isn't it?"
I give a good-natured chuckle as I release her chin from my 'vile' fingers, pick up the can, and strut over to a large canvas.
I heft it upright easily with a single hand, lean it back nicely against the tree, and take a good look around, moving any other canvases out of the splash zone.
Satisfied, I pick up a can, punch a small hole straight through the top, and whip the can out, lashing out before the canvas.
Paint flies free from the can, whipping across the canvas, and making a large red dotted streak.
I nod at my 'work' before setting the can down, and idly noting aloud, "Hmm, could use some blue."
Now this is why I want environmentally friendly paint.
With a smile, I turn and look back to see an absolutely flabbergasted Yasaka.
"It's about having fun." I give her a stupid smile, "That's all there really is to it."
For a second, she merely stares at me, until, eventually, she starts giggling.
Then that giggling turns into chuckling, turns into soft full-blown laughter.
That eventually calms down, and with an easy and sincere smile, she finally answers me back, "That's all there is to it, then?"
"That's all there is to it." I answer with a nod back.
She chuckles, "I like your enthusiasm, but I'd prefer to use a brush if you don't mind?"
I shake my head and wave a hand towards where all the supplies are, "Nope. All that matters is you're enjoying yourself, so go right ahead."
Yasaka walked following the direction my hand was pointing, her hips swaying as she went.
As she passed me by, her tails seemed to come out from nowhere, as did her ears, and brush up against me, my chest, and under my chin.
She gave a cheeky smile back at me after drive by fluffy tailing me.
By the time morning comes properly, those ears are getting scratched, damn it!
~ A New Sun ~
The morning had come properly, and what did I learn?
Well, first things first.
I should have bought more paint.
I lean now against the tree, Yasaka buried into my side, her tails and arms wrapped around me as she gigglesalmost like a schoolgirl.
But, at the very least? I'm now scratching behind her fluffy ears.
Was it worth being covered in absolutely all the colors of the rainbow?
Verdicts out on that one.
Yasaka, as it turns out, has likely been repressing her morenon-lewd mischievous tendencies for Heaven knows how long.
So, when she got bored of using the brushes, she started following my example.
Then, when she got bored of using a canvaswell.
I got dosed in green paint.
Which, by the way? Green? Not my color.
In retaliation, I turned her pink, and then things sort ofescalated from there.
I stare off into the distance, the sun steadily making itself prominent in the sky, and wistfully note that humanity shall never once be graced with the knowledge of the Great Paint War.
That, and the paint is drying, and moving is starting to make this odd grinding sound, like rubbing cardboard together.
It feels weird, I desperately need a shower.
As does Yasaka, she's in a similar state to myself.
Her once mostly white shirt is now pretty much every other color besides white, similar to my robe, as are her pants, face, and hairyeah.
I hope this stuff washes easily. It should, right?
Well, I guess I could just burn it all off myself
"...Noriaki?"
I turn my head to the side, opposite Yasaka, yet still, my sight beholds a fox girl nonetheless.
Inari standing there with an expression of sheer bafflement.
I remove my hand from Yasaka's head, and wave at Inari, "Sup, Inari." Yasaka perks up at my side, her giggling ceasing, "Like what we've done with the place?"
"...are you, perchance, in need of any cleaning services?" She asks, still looking around.
"Nah," I wave her off, "gonna call in a prayer for a rain god or two, wash it all away."
Inari pouted at that, but before she could spout some saleswoman's pitch, I held up my hand, "Just what I asked for."
She sighed, "Very wellYasaka-hime?"
Slowly, very slowly, she raised her hand, an atomic blush exploding across her face, "...y-yes?"
Aw, poor girl. Probably feels embarrassed being 'caught' like this by a Kami of all beings.
Inari smiled slyly, and leaned down right in front of her, "Don't worry so much about itI've seen far, far more embarrassing things beforespecifically relating to Noriaki's mother and her siblings."
"I'm listening." I state on instinct, drawing a cackle from the fox goddess.
"Are you paying?" She looks at me and responds.
With a huff, I turn away, pouting, and Inari goes back to looking at Yasaka with a chuckle.
"Anyhow," Inari continued, "It has been a while, since last we saw each otherthis may sound odd, especially since I presume he hasn't told you anythingbut I'm going to need your three sizes."
Yasaka blinked at that, her head slowly swiveling to look at me.
I met her back her gaze in a moment, and gave her a cheery smile, "Beyond just your room, I also saw you trying on those clothesthat wouldn't fit. So, I figured, finding a place that could make you what you need would be a good ideaand so I went to the only person I know of that would likely know or own such a place."
Inari hums, "If it makes you feel any better, Yasaka-hime, your problem isn'tunique. I'm not sure how you go about solving it right now, but trust me when I say that I can have you covered for pretty much whatever you want."
"And I'm paying for it all!" I point out.
"And he's paying for it," Inari echoes with a sly smile, "so you won't even have to spend a yen. Despite how admittedlyexpensive, it can get."
"I'll be fine, I'll be getting paid a good deal soon from my mom for stuff," I add in, before Yasaka can even think of fretting, "besides, it'd be worth it regardless. I caught you looking pretty down at the time, so I thought-Mmm!?"
All of sudden, my voice is cut as something slams into my mouth and lips, stopping me from talking altogether.
My eyes look down, and there, all of a sudden, is Yasaka, having smashed her lips against mine all of a sudden.
Behind her, Inari slowly raises an eyebrow.
As Yasaka slowly pulls back, she still looks flushed, in part, but damn it if she doesn't look really happy right about now.
"...Look at me, acting like such a child." She mutters, running a finger across her lip, "What I should be saying isthank you, and" She leans forward just a tiny bit more to whisper to me, "It looks like I owe you just a bit more, doesn't it? Don't worry~..." Her tone switches to sensual, in a snap, "Soon~..."
Yasaka moves to get up after that, and in the background, I hear her start talking to InariI think about what she has to do to get said measurements.
Doesn't matter, right now, I only have one thought going through my mind.
Kunou. You might be getting a sibling after all because I think I may have accidentally put myself in a lot of danger!
"Ah~..." I groan out in relief, leaning back in the hot springs.
Truly, there's nothing like a good bath to wash everything out after a full-on paint fight.
Though admittedly, I do kind of feel bad for the people who have to clean the scrubs and brushes people use before going into the hot springs properly
There wasso much paint.
In places, I didn't even know paint could reach.
I shivered a touch just merely thinking about it.
Probably shouldn't do that again any time soon.
Luckily, I have many more options next time I go out, which should be with Kunou.
I let out a light sigh, as I sink slightly more into the water, perfectly content in my lonesome and quiet.
I'm not sure the name of this particular spring, weor rather I, was kind of in a hurry after Inari left.
That damn traitor.
Yasaka had been looking at me like a piece of meat ever since, and I'm fairly certain she'd have jumped on my hips the moment Inari left if I hadn't, rightfully, pointed out our very much-painted states.
Even that barely stopped her.
Still, I managed to rush us down here before herwhatever horny instincts took over and she tried jumping me regardless.
I'm under no illusion I'm safe, but hey, at least this place is far more relaxing than a literal hilltop.
Though, on the topic of not being safe
I know hot springs are usually much more popular closer to the evening and night, but this one has been oddlyempty, so far.
I mean, I'm alone in the men's section, but I could have sworn I saw other guys.
With an annoyed groan, I sit up, activating my eyes as I rise, and look around.
Yeah, nothing strange like purple mist, distorted colors, and so on. So it's not like the Hero Faction has turned up or anything
My head swivels as I look around, and sitting right next to me, at the edge of the spring, legs, and feet in the water.
"Why, hello there~..." Yasaka purrs, a small cute smile on her face.
Well, it would be cute, if her eyes didn't stare at me like I was fresh prey.
Her hand was holding up a stupidly thin white towel that barely covered her chest and upper body in general from falling.
It's pretty futile though, seriouslyI can see everything.
Huh, is this how Suzaku felt? Well, karma is a bitch ain't it?
And due to my eyes being activated, this sight has been committed to memory.
I'm honestly so caught off guard by this, that I can't even meme this situation properly!
"Hmm~?" Yasaka leans forward slightly, knowing exactly what she's doing, "What's the matter, Noriaki~? Fox got your tongue~?" She giggles slyly.
Yeah, my bad, Kunou. You're about to be an older sibling here soon.
I deactivate my eyes and take a deep calming breath before I start talking.
If I hadn't, I'd wager I'd start making monkey noises or some stupid shit.
"Yeah, for just a second" I admit, easy enough, "But you know, Yasaka" I step over to her until I'm right in front of where she sits.
She raises an eyebrow, but her expression quickly morphs as she gasps hotly, becoming shocked as my arms come out, grabbing big handfuls of her ass as I pull her entire body into the water with me.
"The fox can keep my tongue~..." I growl out huskily, her face now inches from mine, "Because if you keep this up? I'm about to claim the whole fox~..."
"C~Claim me~..." She shivers, "You really mean that don't you~..."
I grunt, "I don't just fuck to fuck, Yasakaso if you don't like that idea? Turn around, and get those fluffy tails out of herequickly."
Because that ideal of mine is being tested very thoroughly at the moment.
Yasaka hums back, as though contemplating, "What would being 'claimed' by you entail, exactly~..." she mutters after a moment.
I had to stop myself from rolling my eyes.
Instead, I explain, as briefly as I can.
"Essentially? You'd join my harem. Be only mine." I huff out.
"Oh my~...that sounds almost like a proposal there~..." Yasaka chuckles, to which I quickly stop by squeezing her rear tighter and pulling her right up against me.
She yelps, flushing and gaining a lewd smile as she feels Nori Junior pressing and throbbing right between her thighs.
"Proposal?" I mutter in a lustful daze before snorting, "No, nothe way you've been acting, you're more fit to be a concubine than a wife"
Yasaka freezes for a second, before shivering, "A~AConcubineyou say~...my~..." She gulps, but before she can say anything, I keep going.
"Mhmm~...Concubine. Kunou can be a wifeI'm sure she'd love to order you around, huh~?" I smirk down at her, as her face flushes harder before she suddenly blinks in realization.
"...Ah~? Even my daughter~!? You'd even take her too, wouldn't you~!" She exclaims with mock outrage.
I chuckle deeply, leaning closer to her as I do, "Oh yeah I would~...isn't that what you want, anyway~?" I call her out.
She nearly flinched but seemed to manage to hold herself back at the last second.
After taking a moment to compose herself, she doesn't even try to deny it, "Then I suppose, as a Mother, it's only right to make sure you don't work Kunou half to death as your wife withthis~..."
Slowly, she starts rocking her hips back and forth, stroking my shaft between her thighs.
She smiles as she looks up at me, even if I don't react beyond a smirk, "Besides~..." she continues, running a hand along my chest, "I do still owe you, as I said, and despite what you sayespecially after today~..."
Abruptly, she throws away her towel.
"I~...suppose becoming your concubine would make for everything, and allow me to make sure you don't work Kunou so hard, wouldn't it~?" She asks, sultrily.
I can only describe a fluffy naked Yasaka as having the perfect hentai MILF body.
To be fair though, I'd have trouble describing pretty much anything now, as I let the growing sheer unadulterated lust building within seize the reins.
My response, hence, isn't verbal, but action.
I claim Yasaka's small yet very smooth and plush lips with my own quickly, prompting the fox MILF to yelp before moaning into the kiss, pushing herself into it more.
I'm taken slightly off guard when she tries to use her tongue, but I quickly seize that opening as well, causing her to quiver as my tongue pushes aside hers and claims her mouth as well in turn.
When I finally pulled my mouth off hers, Yasaka gave a lewd giggle, "My~...You were such a gentleman before~...now look at youhave I perhaps awoken a beast~?"
Well, she isn't necessarily wrong.
This feeling, it's a lot like the feeling I had back when I first met and endured Kuraka's teasing.
That raw, unadulterated lust.
But in this case, it's tinged with a touch of somethingmore.
It's not a mental compulsion or anything, no, I know that.
It's more than likely the fact that Yasaka is a very hot MILF, and I'm discovering a brand-new kink as I think.
"Well~..." Yasaka continues, slowly pushing me with her hands, "Allow me to try and calm said beast, yes~?"
I allow her to guide me, curious to see where she's going with this.
Turns out? To the spring wall.
She pushes me there, then motions for me to sit atop it.
I do so quickly, as I realize what she's going for.
Turns out? This position puts the one in the spring at around waist level with the one sitting.
Which means
Yasaka smiles, almost devilishly, as she hefts her massive breasts up and onto my lap.
She doesn't say anything, instead looking at my member with a lewd smirk. Then, she looks right into my eyes as she moves her rack forward, and swallows my cock whole with her cleavage as she squishes her bust around it tight.
I stare, shell-shocked.
I knew her chest was huge, but
I can't even see Nori Junior anymore. Not even the tip.
Kuroka, Uzume, Suzaku? They have large busts, but none of them could pull this off.
Then she started moving, bouncing her jiggly, heavenly soft, and squishy globes that had just completely consumed my member home.
I had to suppress an embarrassingly loud groan before it could escape my throat, it felt that good.
"Fuck~..." I hiss out, a fraction of the groan that managed to escape.
"Ah~...Noriaki~..." Yasaka moaned, softly, "I can feel it, you know~? Between my breastswith how hot it is, I'm glad we got it out of water~..." She giggles, amused, "Or else it might start boiling the liquid around it~..."
Not my fault I'm that turned on. Hell, I probably could manage that even if I tried.
Regardless, I'm not about to sit around and let my new concubine here do all the work.
After all, front and center right before are, are a pair of things that just scream bullseye.
I poke both of her nipples, gently, and her reaction is immediate.
Her body quivers slightly and she gasps, before breathily exclaiming, "Don't do that~...please~?"
It almost sounded kind of whiney.
I'm going to do it again.
This time, instead of just poking them, I grabbed them.
Her response is just as immediate as the first time.
"Ahhhnnn~!" She moans and shivers, loudly, "YouI even said please~..."
'You', huh?
Well, looks like I know where Kunou got that from as well.
"So~?" I mutter, continuing to play with her nipples, causing random spasms throughout her body as I do.
Even then, she continues bouncing her bust. In fact, I'd say she's going at it harder now.
"Ugh~...they're sensitive on occasion~..." Yasaka murmurs between stifled gasps and groans.
I'm somehow not surprised.
An errant thought passed by, about how maybe I could milk her or some shit, but to be honestI'm not really into that.
So, instead, I take big handfuls of her bouncing orbs myself, and start thrusting up to meet said bounces
"Ah~!?" Yasaka cried out, "My~...Hah~...Beast indeed~..." She mewled, "Assaulting my chest so vigorously after I told you they were sensitive~...!"
"Well~..." I grunt out between thrusts, "This is what you're for now, no~?" I ask with a toothy smirk.
"Hah~...I suppose so~..." she chuckles lewdly, "Well then~...sate your lust upon my body, I've been oh so lonely myself over the years, you know~? It's been so long~ since I last felt this~!"
"Oh yeah~?" I ground out, the pace of my thrusts increasing with every word from her, "Well~...you won't have to worry about that any~...more~! Ugh~!"
I stifled a breath and groaned as the heat building within finally snapped and released, and I camefor the first time today, of course.
It isn't over yet.
Looking down and not finding a single drop of seed oozing from the top of her cleavage surprised me.
With a soft smile, Yasaka parted her bosom, freeing my member at last, along with showing just what happened to the ropes I let out.
It all stuck smack in the center of her chest, contained there, and around my rod.
I didn't get to look for long, thoughnot like I wanted to anyhow, as Yasaka slipped back into the spring water, washing it all away.
I watch as she turns, sauntering across the spring, and as she does her tails slip away, vanishing from sight so I can see her bare ass as she walks.
I can see the intentional sway of her hips as she walks, the way she looks back at me and smiles, before reaching the wall on the other side, and leaning over against it, sticking her bottom out toward me.
"I don't believe you are quite done yet, are you~?" Yasaka calls out with a knowing smirk, giving her hips a shake or two, "How about you come over hereand make your new concubine a mother again, hmm~?"
Well.
I can't certainly say no to most of that, now could I?
I take the short drop back into the water, any seed left on my length quickly washing away as I walk through it.
My hands immediately grasp onto her waist as I come up to her, and finally get a good look at what she's offering up.
I'd be lying, if I said her rear compared to her front, but it certainly isn't bad either. Nowhere near Shirone levels of dahm, but it's pretty damn good.
The main thing I'd say about her in this regard is those hips. Those child-rearing hips.
I give her ass a nice spank, and she gives a nice moan in response, before I promptly quit my stalling, and thrust forward, burying myself as deep inside of her as her body will allow in one thrust.
"Ooooohhh~! Ahhh~...My~...That~..." Her body quivers, as she grips the wall tightly, "It's been, far, far too long~..."
I can feel her walls as they shiver around my shaft, just like the rest of her body, and damn does it feel good.
"Alright then~..." I grumble, "Let's fix that then, yes~?"
"Yessss~ OH~! AH~!?" I interrupt her trailing confirmation by immediately moving my hips and starting to pound into her.
For every last tease, every last sly remark, I swear I'm going to stuff this fox!
So stuff this fox I do.
I lean down and over her, my arms wrapping around her neck to hold her in place as I continue thrusting.
Yasaka looks up at me, eyes shining with an almost delirious amount of lust, a drunken lewd smile grinning up at me, "So~! Vigorous~! M~Mmmm~!" She breathes out rather than speaks.
"So pent up~, huh~?" I mutter back down at her with a husky chuckle.
She said she was pent up, didn't think it meant she'd go absolutely woozy at the first sign of pleasure!
We just started!
Her hands come up, grabbing a hold of one of my arms as I pull up, standing upright, dragging her along with me.
"Ghhuoohh~...Yessss~...Yessss~..." Yasaka whined, her voice barely carrying over the sounds of the water shaking, and flesh slapping together, "Just like that~...like that~! You beast~! Mmm~!"
With every word, I can feel her walls grip and pulse around my shaft, as if begging, in their own way, like Yasaka herself is verbally.
I pull back one of my arms, the one she isn't holding onto, "Beast, huh~? You know~...I think we might need a proper name for you to call me~!"
I abruptly deliver a thunderous slap straight to her ass, without stopping or even ceasing my piston-like thrusting whatsoever, causing the slapped cheek to shake even more, and for Yasaka to jolt as she let out a loud lewd shriek.
"Calling me a beast~...well, that makes me sound like an animal, you know~?" I grunt, "For a mere concubine to be calling me that~..." I trail off, my voice lost in the sound of grunting and pounding flesh.
"I~ Mmmm~! Understand~! My~...Lord~!" She giggled hotly, briefly, before it was quickly overtaken by lewd moans.
I deliver another slap to her other cheek, just for good measure, drawing another jolt and sultry shriek.
"Good girl~...coming up with that on your own~..." I cooed and heaped some praise upon her, "The good stuff, like 'darling' 'dear' and so on are saved for the wives after all~!"
Her walls clenched and shivered tightly around my manhood as I uttered those words, with Yasaka letting out a long hot moan at the same time, shoving her hips out more, in an almost desperate need for my cock.
She turned her head, looking back at me, her tongue stuck out as she panted between breathy moans and sultry cries.
"Aoohhh~, that's~ right, my lord~! Use my body however you wish~! Ravage me until I can barely walk~! Mmm~!"
Well now, she didn't have to tell me, I was going to do so anyway.
As she stuck her rear out more, I met it with harder, faster, thrusts.
My hand gripped her waist, and my arm tightened around her neck, as every cry I drew out from her, caused another heat to rise and build in my groin.
At some point, Yasaka got so lost in the heat herself, that she couldn't speak words, instead just giving out lewd vaguely audible moans from her wide-open mouth.
"Oooh~! Yesh~! Mmm~! Aooh~!"
And any words she tried to speak, were slurred heavily, like she was drunk or delirious.
Something about the way the usually mature, yet sultry, sounding Yasaka moaned and screamed as she took my cock was really setting me off, and I can't quite tell why.
Maybe the idea of a sexy mature woman being dominated so thoroughly by me that she can barely speak is hot to me.
Regardless, that heat inside me was quickly building, up and up, and I soon found that trying to hold it back for much longer simply wouldn't be possible.
My pace quickened as I suddenly grunted out loud, "Well~! You're certainly good at taking dick, but I wonder how well you'll be at taking my seed~!?"
That caused Yasaka to perk up, her daze lifting just enough to form coherent words, "My Lord's seed~!? Mmm~! I assure you, my lord~! My body can handle it just fine~! This concubine could even give you a child if you so wished~!"
She reached an arm up, wrapping it around the back of my head, holding onto me as she continued with a lewd giggle, "Yesss~...Your concubine could give you plenty of children if you so wish it~! In fact~! Please dooo~! Mmm~!" She practically begs.
That offersounds way too tempting.
But no, not yet.
"Ahhh~! I can feel it my Lord~!" Yasaka moans out, "You're close, aren't you~? So very close~! Well~ come on then~! Fill your concubine with your divine seed~! Please let me feel it~!"
"Ugh~...damn it~!" I grunt out loudly, my final few thrusts coming in hard and roughly, before abruptly ceasing to hilt my entire length inside of her.
"Yesssss~! Ooooohhh~..." As soon as the first rope of cum leaves me, Yasaka lets out a cry, and her entire body shivers as she swiftly follows suit, climaxing herself.
I can feel it as it shoots up from her core, right up her spine, causing her entire body to quiver.
"Solong~..." The fox woman mutters, a hand gliding down to rub her stomach, "So~...warm~! Mmm~!" She moans softly, grinding her behind up against me, like she was trying to milk me for more or something.
Unfortunately for her, I wasn't delirious enough to let my seed be virile enough to get her pregnant, and getting more inside her won't change that.
Fortunately for her though, I have godly stamina, and getting more inside of her won't get her pregnant.
Which means I can continue filling her up as much as I can or want.
Her grinding against my hips isn't even necessary, as my member never turned soft in the first place.
Without uttering a single word, I pull my hips back slightly, before thrusting right back into her, the single clap of flesh shocking her out of whatever state she's in.
"Oh~!?" She breathly gasped out, "Not even two, my Lord~? My~...I'm going to have my work cut out for me, aren't I~?"
She didn't at all seem nervous about that prospect. In fact, judging by her smile, I'd say she's quite looking forward to her work.
So, let's get to it.
"Heehee~! Aoohhh~! Mmm~!"
~ A New Sun ~
Well, I certainly did stuff that fox.
But nowhere near as much as I would have liked.
I clicked my tongue, now sat on the edge of a bridgeI think the one that the Kuoh field trips kids are going to cross or visit or whatever.
It's getting dark out now, it's been hours since then, and I'm still a little pent up.
We had to stop, eventually, because Yasaka had stuff to doas did I, because she had stuff to do.
Tonight in the night, after all.
I can't really be mad about it because I knew it was coming up, but I'm going to be, because why not?
Nothing else is happening!
Seriously. I sent a dozen plus clones out, even kept one in Urakyoto to, secretly, watch Yasaka and Kunou, yet nothing has happened yet, in Kyoto or otherwise.
There are no signs of anything suspicious, no odd energies, nothing.
I even came out to do a little patrolling myself, thus why I'm even out here, yet still, nothing.
If I had to guess, if they are even here at all, it might be because Dimension Lost is bullshit and Georg is a pretty good Magician. That combination means finding these guys before they try something is painful.
Even when you have a date and know, in general, what to look for!
Ugh.
On the bright side, I didn't actually breed that fox. Yet.
I managed to stop myself there, at least. I have the self-control for that.
Even if I do think it'd be very hot to breed that fox.
And I don't have a kink for that, as far as I'm aware.
I quickly shake my head of that train of thought, and pull out my phone from my robe.
Finding no update from Kuroka, or anyone, really, I absentmindedly tap the bottom of the sheath for my sword with my free hand.
I even got all dressed for the occasion.
Hmm, maybe there's a not complete shit mobile game I can find and play until Yasaka is ready to head out for that meeting?
I doubt it, but who knows? Maybe I just haven't looked hard enough before.
With a sigh, I flip open the app store on my phone andwhy do I have no cell service?
I look back up, only to find the world around menot changed, but off.
It all looked the same, but the backgrounds felt slightly out of sync with everything else.
It's odd to explain quite right.
What isn't, is the purple mist wafting beneath me, and that's spreading out from seemingly nowhere around the entire place.
"Huh."
That was my first thought, and word, once I realized what was going on.
Manwas I really that put out that I didn't even feel myself getting caught by Dimension Lost?
There's supposed to be a feeling when that happens right? Didn't even feel anything there.
Well, in any case, I put my phone away, and hopped off the railing, onto the bridge proper.
"Well, damnAlright, can't say I saw this coming." I set my hands in my pockets and walk to the center of the bridge, holding back the urge to let a very big, very stupid smile spread across my face.
A surprise, certainly.
But this certainly isn't an unwelcome one.
"Let's get this over with, yeah?" I call out to no one.
Yet, after a moment, I'm greeted by mist nonetheless.
A lot of the stuff, a massive plume in fact, right across from me.
I still have to hold back my smile, but oh boy do I take back what I said earlier!
Karma isn't a bitch. She's lovely, in fact. I love you karma!
After all, you just dropped one of the big problems I had to deal with, and something to beat my frustrations out on. All at once!
From within the mist, dozens of figures appear, before like a bubble the mist pops, dispersing, yet the people remain.
"Ahso you just want to get right to the point, huh?" A new male voice I haven't heard before speaks out from the group of people.
At the same time, a man steps forward.
Unlike the others in the group, you could tell there was something different about him via pure looks alone.
It mostly had to do with the ornate spear he held casually over his shoulder, though.
Every one of them wore some kind of school uniform and held a weapon, most also looked around high school age as well, sans a select few, including the man who stepped forward at least appearing older than the rest, maybe a year or so.
Beyond that, his school uniform was also adorned with some sort of bottom half of an ancient Chinese uniform.
The man stopped and ran a hand through his short black hair before focusing on me, his blue eyes and small smile seeming sincere and inviting.
"I can get behind that, Noriaki Ah, wait. My apologies, etiquette in this country dictates your last name first, correct?" He asks, though doesn't wait for an answer, correcting himself automatically, "Right. Kusanagi Noriakiit's a pleasure to meet one of the few new modern-day heroes of this era."
I blink at him.
This guyis being awfully nice, isn't he?
What does he want?
I kind of just expected him to show up, declare me a heretic or traitor to Humanity or something for fucking Youkai girls then try and kill me.
Hmm
"Ithank you? I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not entirely sure who you are?" I lie through my teeth, but my confusion at the way he's acting makes it sound the opposite.
He nods, putting a hand to his chest, "I am Cao Cao, the Descendant of the famous Cao Cao, Cao Mengde, who was recorded in the Records of the Three Kingdoms. As for everyone else here? Wellthey are much the same." He waves a hand back behind him at the group of people who, despite carrying weapons, seem oddly relaxed, "Descendents and Inheritors of heroes and famous figures alike, blessed with powers and abilities, we are all bound together as The Hero Faction, to protect Humanity."
This sounds like a fucking sales pitch.
Cao Cao continues, unabated, "Ever since that footage of you slaying that rampaging Boosted Gear user surfaced, I just knew we had to meet with you properly"
Wait a minute.
"After all"
Don't fucking tell me.
"Us heroes should all stick together, no?"
Oh my me you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Cao Cao gives his best, dazzling real estate salesman smile, "Let's get right to the point, yeah? How would you feel about joining us?"
Okay.
Okay.
Really didn't expect that.
Granted, why would I?
I'm not exactly human, or even half-human, right?
Maybe from a foreigner's perspective, I could seem like a Demigod, and the Hero Faction does have Heracles.
Well, the Spirit Inheritor, not the proper Demigod, but it kind of lines up.
That being saidif they aren't outright hostile, could it be that the Hero Faction here isn't that bad?
Or, more likely, a collection of absolutely dumb fucks.
Hmm, more information is required.
"Join you guys, huh?" I muse aloud, "...What are you guys up to, then? What's your goal here? If I join you, what will we be working to achieve?"
Cao Cao's smile grew, "I'm glad you asked, Kusanagi! Though, I can't expunge everything without you joining us firstI can say this. As heroes, it is our job to defend humanity, right?"
I nod along, though I don't exactly consider either of us truly heroes.
He nods back with me, "Right. So, as such, we need to take out humanitiesproblems, as it were. Devils, the Fallen, Dragons. So on."
Hold up, is this guy going where I think he's going?
"Well, it shouldn't be a secret or anything, but as we speaktwo of those enemies are currently fighting and destroying each other."
Oh, he is.
"And I think Humanity wouldn't mind if we stepped in andsped it along if you understand what I mean."
Ah. Yes. I do.
I also see that you've still got a few screws loose, huh Cao Cao?
Same old, same old, isn't it?
Though, no mention of the original plan to lure out Great Red. That could just be because it's too classified to tell me about, which I could see.
It could also just be that for whatever reason, that isn't their goal this time around.
But you know what? Just for curiosity's sake.
"Oh, really?" I muse, letting interest creep into my voice, "And where, hypothetically, would we start doing such a thing?"
Cao Cao smiles triumphantly, "With the Devils and Fallen still hiding and clinging to humanities, of courselike the two sisters of the New Satan's a town or so over."
Huh?
Wait wait wait.
Is this?
Hold on. Is this motherfucker planning a Kokabiel?
Like, seriously?
The fuck!?
I never skipped that arc? It was always on the table!?
Fuck.
WhyWhy do Rias and Sona have to continue looking like slabs of meat prime for stabbing by literally every bad guy on the damn planet?
I take a deep, calming breath, and set my smile steady across my face.
"...No." I responded plainly.
Cao Cao blinked. Slowly.
"...No?" He mirrored, absolutely dumbfounded.
"No." I say again, done with shit, "That's dumb. You're dumb, and stupid. Did I mention that yet?"
Cao Cao stared at me, mouth slightly agape, as though he couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Then, all of a sudden, he slumped his head down and sighed.
"...And after I made an exception too." He muttered though it was still loud enough for me to hear.
I raise an eyebrow, as he raises his head back up.
Surprisingly, he's still smiling, in fact, he somehow looks more relaxed now.
"Ah, well." Cao Cao huffed, brushing off my words, "Heracles?"
Huh? Heracles?
"BALANCE BREAKER!"
Purple mist exploded out from directly behind me, I raised and turned my head slightly toward the source of the obvious battle cry, to see a giant of a man barreling down upon me.
He's wearing a school uniform covered in Greek-looking armor, and his shoulder-length gray hair is whipping in the wind as his entire body glows like a comet entering the atmosphere.
"[MIGHTY COMET DETONATION]!"
Oh. Now his arms, legs, and back are covered in missile-looking protrusions
And his fists are inches from my face
~ A New Sun ~
Cao Cao sighs as the massive explosion from Heracle's surprise sledgehammer attack reaches the sky in a plume of heat and smoke.
Honestly? He isn't surprised it's come to this. Here he was, willing to bend the rules to get this guy in. He was all nice and everything, the perfect salesman.
Then he turned him down. A shame, but not unexpected considering everything they knew about one Noriaki Kusanagi.
Unfortunately, he's got some divinity in him, so brainwashing him probably wouldn't workwhich means the only way forward now is to take him out of the playing field.
For good.
Smart-ass guys like that would try and mess with his plans, and he can't have anyone get in his way of saving the worldthe right way.
Just as Cao Cao is about to turn away, though, he hears a grunt of exertion.
Looking closer at the clearing explosion, he sees something he also honestly didn't expect.
Heracles, arms brought down, but shaking, as they were held back by a still very much alive Noriaki Kusanagi.
There was a golden glow covering the one hand he used to blow Heracles' attack but beyond that? He looks no different from before.
There isn't even a scratch on his fucking bathrobe.
That attack, that Heracles had just unleashed, was specifically prepared to one-shot this guy.
Based on the footage from his fight against the Boosted Gear user, he should have been within the Devil's ultimate class ranking, likely on the lower end.
Thus, accounting for potential growth, Heracles charged up enough power to, with his Balance Breaker, unleash an explosion that could kill borderline warrior gods, those within the high ultimate class.
Yet he tanked it. Easily at that.
Cao Cao's grip tightens on his spear, and he grits his teeth, as Kusanagi speaks.
"Ah, well." He chuckles, unnerved, as he looks at him, his eyeschanging. Spinning as they split into multiple tomoe-looking pupils, "So much for an ambush, right? Now"
His golden aura envelopes his entire body, blazing around him with such force it throws Heracles away!
"...let's get right to the point."
So.
Who should I go for first?
I reach for my sword.
Cao Cao promptly leaps back, holding his spear out, the tip of the blade pointed my way as he calls, "Leonardo! Now! Georg! Bring in the others!"
As soon as he finished speaking, sparkles erupted from the tip of his spear, before turning into a beam of pure white deathheading straight for me.
I hold out my aura-cloaked hand with a scoff, the light exploding and cascading harmlessly out around me as it reaches its mark.
It does little besides make me scoot back a tad. Light may not affect me, but still, Lance of Longinus. That thing can pack a punch.
I should try not to get stabbed directly by it. It might have some sort of god-slaying attribute I'm not aware of.
Especially because
I shake my head off that existential train of thought and look down as shadows spread across the ground, passing harmlessly underneath my feet.
Of course, though, that's not their true purpose.
With a wave of my hand, the light beam striking me completely disperses, and I'm treated with a spectacular sight.
I feel the air fill with some sort of dark and chilling aura, not entirely unlike the one that fills the air when a Devil with malignant intentions summons their Demonic Power.
It's similar, but not quite.
Regardless, where Cao Cao was standing, now stood a boy.
He was short, looked kind of Italian, wore a school uniform like all the rest, and couldn't have been more thanI'd say twelve?
And it's all coming from him.
The feeling, the shadowsthe monsters crawling up from the shadows as though they were pulling themselves from the vilest pits of hell.
Annihilation Maker.
As the shadows continued to swell, more and more monsters continued to spawn.
One became ten, became dozens, turned into a hundred, more.
Every single monster looked the same though; large bestial creatures on two legs, built like brick houses with tough and thick-looking hides, long sharp claws, and gaping maws filled with razor-sharp teeth.
They all made animal-like sounds, growls, and roars, and some clinked their teeth together stupidly, but all these things still did the same thing.
Surround me, then charge.
I couldn't help the sigh that escaped my lips, as I drew out my sword.
And step forward
Clear Blue Sky.
swinging once.
In a circular motion, around my entire body, my blade ignited in flames as it cut through the air.
The ring of fire that formed around me from that simple attack, careened out with my will.
In an instant, dozens of monsters were severed in half. The spiraling flaming ring cut through them all like a hot knife through butter.
Or maybe, like light through the darkness is a more apt description?
In any case, the boy's bargain bin monster army fell into literal pieces, seconds after it was formed.
The poor kid couldn't have looked any more shocked before his face twisted into something akin to concentration.
I let out another sigh.
To be honestI really didn't want to kill the kid.
Sure, I could blitz him down right now, knock him out
But it's not like I have a prison to put him in, or a method to take away or seal up his Longinus to make that option viable in the first place.
If I could tear the gears out of people like Indraman, I'd have one hell of a collection after tonight.
The darkness began swelling around Leonardo more, bubbling and pulsing.
He's trying to summon something bigger, isn't he?
Luckily for him, a hand on his shoulder from someone who came walking from the petrified crowd behind him stopped him.
Ah? I recognize this guy!
Thin and tall, white hair, red eyes. An exorcist coat over the school uniform, all those swords hanging from his waistline
Except, unlike his small cousin, Freed, this guy here looked less like a maniac, and more like a dignified gentleman.
Bizarre contrast.
"Leonardo." The man, Siegfried, smiled down softly at the boy, "Please, there's no need to force itIt's my turn to step up, you simply concentrate on focusing your power."
The boy looked up at him, and nodded, resolute.
Siegfried ruffled his short hair a bit, giving one last smile before walking right up before me.
"Hello there, Arahitogami Kusanagi. It's a pleasure to meet you in person." He rests his hands on swords along his belt, "I am Sieg, Descendant of the Hero Siegfried. My companions call me as such, though I'll leave what you wish to call me to you."
I blink at this guy.
"You" I start, slowly, as though talking to someone incredibly dumb, "You do realize we're fighting to the death right now, right?"
He gave a rueful smile at that, "Shame it's come to that, but yes, I am aware. There are just a few words I'd like to share, between swordsmen, before I begin. This didn't go anywhere near as planned, but I must admityour strength" He slowly smiled, not entirely unlike his little cousin, "A part of me is glad you are stronger than we thought. Balance, Break!"
A silver arm exploded out from his back.
And then another. And another. And another.
Four in total, each one reaching down to snag a sword from his waist, as his true hands raise a massive meat cleaver of a sword.
His Subspecies Twice Critical Balance Breaker.
With each arm, he doubles his power, essentially each is a Boost, and of course, lets him cosplay harder as General Grievous.
A red and golden slab of metal, that amongst all of his blades, emits a clear and overwhelming Demonic Aura, far surpassing the other demonic swords of his.
No light sword though, I know he has one, though I guess he wouldn't draw it on me consideringyeah.
As for the other demonic swords, there's a blue and silver claymore, a purple and gold longsword, and a black and teal green sword along with a black a reddish violet sword, both of which look like they got ripped straight out of a video game.
I also, for the light of me, can't remember what the hell those four swords are called.
Not as though I care about them, though. The only thing that matters is the sword that he's holding, Gram, and even then
Well, Twice Critical is a Dragon-Type Gear.
My sword has a dragon slayer attribute.
So.
Yikes.
"[Chaos Edge Asura Ravage]..." Sieg breathed out with an eerie smile, "Let's see how strong you really are."
As though you'll be able to make me go all out.
"Whatever you say, General Grievous." The aura of my sword pulses and glows, and I see the look in his eyes as he switches from confusion at my nickname of him, to painful realization.
He can sense the dragon-slaying power in my sword.
He knows he's probably fucked.
Yet regardless, the guy darts forward, anyway.
So I step forward to meet him.
I have to admit, I can respect some willingness to not step down against an overwhelming opponent.
So, swordsman honor.
He gets one attack, rather than none at all.
Three of his sword auras spun up as he charged, one more literally than the others.
Gram's aura was the most prominent, and obvious, its sickly red demonic aura thrumming with a heavy power as he swung.
The other two, the purple and the reddish violet ones.
The purple one's demonic aura literally spun up, creating a drill or whirlwind-like aura, which, with the reddish violet one and Gram, he swung all three swords down upon me.
My Holy Spirit Power and flames burst forth from my sword, and I swung up to meet him.
Only for, as our myriad of swords collide, ice, specifically from the reddish violet fantasy sword, explodes out between our clash.
It mixes with the whirlwind, and Gram's destructive aura, creating a blizzard of calamitous proportions, right on my head.
I smirk, my eyes darting between each fragment of ice in the blizzard.
Cheeky, and smart
Unfortunately, my fire can't be put out so easily.
With a not insignificant amount of will, fire erupts around me, creating a firestorm to contend with and blow away the sudden ice storm.
My eyes snap to something parting the blizzard from his side.
The blue and silver claymore, its aura burning, yet would have been lost to most amongst the sea of similar white that is the ice of the blizzard.
Not only that, he's stabbing up with it, underhandedly.
Tricky, too.
Its aura cuts through his blizzard and even starts to breach my firestorm.
Unfortunately, though
My firestorm suddenly dispersed, as I kicked off the ground, moving, blindingly fast around him, at his back.
The ground beneath me shatters and cracks, but as I move out of the way, it ruptures as Siegfried completes his swing down.
I catch it with my eyes. The confusion as his swings go down, followed by the hope that, perhaps, he caught me?
Then my blade curves down, through the back of his neck, and the expression is etched upon his face henceforth.
One attack. Not two. No more.
A massive pillar of ice bursts forth from the ground where his swords swung down and is soon met by his decapitated corpse, as it slumps forward against it.
I turn toward the others of the Hero Faction, the mass of mook members who have been standing around listlessly this whole time, mostly in fear, after my demonstration against Leo's monsters.
They see the body of Sieg, and rather than get more afraid, their expressions morph into ones of sheer unrelentinganger.
The stupid type of anger, the irrational wrath that pushes people to do incredibly dumb things.
Like charge a guy on mass who just casually killed one of your leaders with spectacular ease.
I feel like I've been doing this a lot lately, but I say again, as all these high schoolers brandish weapons and bombs rush me in a vain attempt to strike me down.
The kid, Leonardo, looks especially pissed.
I click my tongue in distaste, as I finally settle on a course of action.
I'm not sure what the others have, but regardless, I won't be slaughtering them all.
In the end, especially Leo, they're all just a bunch of incredibly stupid kids.
I'll call Inari up after this and have her deal with them.
Plan set, I go to meet the roaring wave of hormonal and very homicidal teens heading my way.
And I meet it like a fish a tidal wave.
The first one to take a swing at me is some girl wielding dual katanas.
She hits the floor as I weave past her, smacking her on the back of the neck as I pass.
The second is a girl with a flail.
She meets her friend on the floor just the same.
And so on it went.
Enraged high schoolers would wildly swing, or in some cases, shoot something at me.
I'd, in return, casually brush them off and knock them to the floor.
There were a lot of them, a testament to either teenage stupidity or Cao Cao's charisma, who could say?
I weaved my way through the horde, coming upon my target, Leonardo, in seconds.
He couldn't see me coming. I wasn't surprised by this fact, he just wasn't physically up to par, as young as he was, and what with all his training likely being so focused on his Sacred Gear.
I also wasn't surprised someone tried to stop me from taking him downeven if it wasn't effective.
Leonardo went down without even understanding what hit him, and at the same time, my aura protected my side from getting turned into a pincushion from the tidal waveof swords slamming into my side.
The tidal wave of holy swords, that is, that immediately shattered like glass upon slamming into me, spraying shards every which way.
I raise an eyebrow, following the trail of swords spitting from the ground to their owner.
Who just happens to be a kneeling young woman jamming a rapier in the ground, that I also recognize, unfortunately, with blonde hair up and slicked back in an atrocious haircut that made me think a Shinigami was nearby for a second.
She wore a school uniform like all the others, except hers had bits of medieval knight's armor, specifically a chest plate. Around her, was freshly dispersing purple mist.
"Not bad" the Spirit Inheritor of Jeanne D' Arc clicked her tongue with a strained smile, "Arahitogami-kun's defenses are very well honed!"
I sent her a disgusted look, "One. Don't curb my language, Frenchie. Two, your haircut is atrocious, the only other thing that's made me want to kill myself more is meeting literal Shinigami. And three? You're so trash, you're not even worth bullying."
Jeanne just stared at me, mouth agape, completely frozen, like she couldn't believe what she just heard.
"W-Wha?" She uttered, listless.
Hell, the high schoolers I haven't gotten around to knocking out have even stopped and are giving me similar looks.
Ah~...that felt good to say.
This world's Jeanne, I swear
"W-WellthatTch!" She huffed, indignant, "You justshut up!"
"...Add shit at trash talk to the list as well." I add, almost as an afterthought.
Jeanne growled, legitimately growled like a wild animal, as she raised her rapier to the sky and cried, "Balance Break!"
Swords burst from the ground around her, carrying her into the air as they began to form into a shape, twisting, curving, and stacking into a figure, that of a giant draconic-looking creature.
Upon being fully formed, it raised its head to the sky, just like its creator, and roared like a dragon as well, a metallic or mechanical dragon, to be sure, but it still did sound like one.
"[Stake Victim Dragon]! Go, my child! Kill him!" She pointed down to where I was, still just standing here, completely unamused.
I was about to move out of the way, when, all of a sudden, tendrils of darkness burst out from underneath me, wrapping around my lips, trying to forcibly keep me in one place.
Ahisn't this that one glasses guy's power?
Not Georg. The edgy black-haired guy.
His gear lets him control shadows, if I recall correctly.
Good attempt, but using such weak dark powers against a child of one of the greatest light goddesses in the world?
Cute.
I break my binds, purely by moving as I normally would have, leaping back and avoiding the sword dragon as its maw bites down right where my upper half was located.
Taking this opportunity, I start flying up, not too high, but a bit above the bridge nonetheless.
Those below with ranged weapons try and do something, bolts, physical and magic, and swords thud against my aura listlessly as I look around, trying to find a certain someone
Ah. Cao Cao.
There he is.
He'sholding out his spear, andshaking it?
I can't hear him, but it looks like he's trying to get something to work, rather desperately might I add.
Truth Idea.
I snort.
Yeah, good look with that.
Well, if he's just going to leave his gang to the slaughterwho am I to pass up the opportunity?
My eyes swing back to the battlefield, and find bursts of purple mist appearing all along the bridge, depositing more and more people to fight.
All of whom quickly look up and see me.
More importantly though, are the shadows spreading across the bridge, gobbling up the unconscious.
For a second, I think they might have escaped, until I look off passed the bridge, behind even Cao Cao, to find them being deposited and tended to by the guy I was trying to think of.
Black hair, shades, edgy wannabe in a school uniform.
Shame to that guy, I'm pretty sure the Spirit he inherited was pretty badass in myth.
"Don't you!"
Hmm? That sounds pretty close.
"Look down ON US!"
I turn as a man's roar, followed by an explosion, rings out, and see Heracles as he comes flying straight toward me.
Behind him, I see the ice pillar Sieg's swords made crumbling.
Ah, he jumped off that, then used an explosion to get a little boost up here, eh?
Got to admit, didn't think he could think that well.
He's still in his Balance Breaker state, I can tell due to the missile rash covering his arms and such
I guess he was charging up energy before coming in for another blow.
Though, not going to lie, I'm getting kind oftired of all this.
Not physically, oh no, but mentally.
That, and then mentioning Kuoh earlierI need to sweep through the place and make sure there aren't people snooping around planning some stupid shit.
Or, hell, for all I know, they could be attacking right now.
I need to get this over with.
With that in mind, I face the 'flying' Heracles and form a single seal with one hand.
Fire Release.
He perks up, as I breathe in, deeply.
Then screams, as I breathe out a cascade of fiery death.
Majestic Destroyer Flame.
Unlike the attack I used against Vali, after all my training, this isn't simply a big flamethrower, it's much more like a dragon's breath on crack.
So, the moment it hit and engulfed Heracles, he was already screaming his death throes.
He was ash in seconds, consumed by the flames as they rushed down toward the bridge like one big fiery unending comet.
Now, I know what I thought. I know the plan.
I'm sticking to it, this is just an amendment to it.
An attack like this? If it hits the ground, everyone, beyond maybe Cao Cao, will die.
And there's only one person amongst them that can block it.
Just as the stream of cataclysmic fire is about to strike the bridge, purple mist seems to erupt from seemingly nowhere right where the point of contact would be.
The fire cascades into that mistand disappears. Seemingly vanishing as soon as it passes through.
Not block, but redirect, the barriers of purple mist from Dimension Lost don't block things but teleport them away.
I'm kind of curious about where exactly Georg decided to teleport my flames toshame I won't be able to find out.
Now then, I need to time this just right
I focus my sight on the plume of mist, keeping up the fire, breathing more and more, waiting for just that moment when I see anything that isn't purple.
The mist plumes continue to plume outward, catching the fire as it comes, and slowly, it begins to focus, rather than fanning it becomes almost like an umbrella.
And as it shifts, I catch a bit red.
There!
I move so fast, so suddenly, I feel the air pop around my body as I move.
Whilst flying, I flip, spinning into the form I need to take care of this particular nuisance for good.
Sun Breathing.
I got straight past the mist umbrella, not passing through it, but spiraling around it.
Setting Sun Transformation.
He doesn't notice me there until the light of the flames of my sword clues him.
Even then, he can't raise a barrier or throw out a spell quickly enough.
He barely manages to raise a hand before my blade passes cleanly through his neck.
The ground shatters beneath me as I land, and a second after that, the young man's mage robe-clad body and head fall to it as well.
The mist he was conjuring to keep my flames from touching the ground lasted just long enough to eat what was left before dispersing, taking his odd feathered cap and flying up and away into the wind.
At first, nothing happened.
Everyone has stopped, even Jeanne, who looks horrified, hell, everyone does.
However, someone does eventually break the silence.
"GEORG!" Cao Cao cries out, before snarling, "Damn it"
I slowly point my sword at him, and give him a very plain smile, "Are you ready to fight yet, or do you need some more time polishing your knob?"
"...You'll pay for that." Cao Cao glares, holding out his spear, "I'll make sure of it."
"How very heroic of you!" I mock, making him snarl further.
Then we all stagger, as the very world we're in seems to shake.
Everything begins turning into mist, starting from Georg's body.
"Damnthe dimension" Cao Cao cursed, "With Georg deadwho knows where we'll end up now"
Fortunately, it doesn't take long for us to get that.
The world quickly becomes enveloped in mist, and seems to fade away
Before snapping back onto the same bridge in the real world.
And would you look at that? I'm not alone.
Everyone is just as was left before, standing right where they were when the dimension fell apart.
Even Jeanne's big sword dragon thing was deposited harmlessly.
Cao Cao looks around, then back at me, and sends me the vilest of smiles.
I, meanwhile, sighed internally.
There's no way I'm getting out of or stopping this fight.
I'll have to leave it up to Yasaka and Inari to keep the damage contained, the people safe and clueless, and all that jazz.
Though they might have their work cut out for them.
Cao Cao held out his spear as intense blinding light shined out from it.
"Balance Breaker."
A flash erupts behind Cao Cao's form. A ring of light, a halo which kind of reminds me of my own appears at his back, as do seven bowling ball-sized spheres of power.
Flashy, but simple, huh?
"This is my Balance Breaker, [Polar Night Longinus Chakravartine]. Though it's still incomplete" One of the orbs moves forward in front of him as he grins viciously, "It'll be more than enough for you."
Doesn't one of those orbs have the power to make it so women can't use their abilities?
Heh. Cao Naoya.
"One of the Seven Treasures. Cakkaratana." Cao Cao abruptly states.
I blink, and all of a sudden, my arms rattle as a force shudders through them, I'm nearly even thrown back.
Looking toward the source, I found one of his orbs, the orb that was floating forward in fact, had slammed directly into my swordand bounced off.
It didn't make a dent upon my blade, but it did rattle my arms a bitso, points for effort?
Cao Cao just stared, mouth agape, much like Jeanne did when I spurred her very existence verbally earlier.
"...You" He had trouble finding the words, "You resisted it? Just like that?"
"Seems like it." I replied, casually.
Suddenly, Cao Cao lookedmuch less confident himself.
He frowned, looking between me, the body of Georg behind me, and then past thatlikely where Sieg's body still is.
He looked at one of his orbs, then back at me, and snarled, before pointing his spear at me.
I raise an eyebrow, as he speaks.
"Noregardless, Kusanagi! I will avenge them! Somehow, I will! I won't run away! I will kill a God!" He intones, finding his resolution.
This guy isn't that smart, is he?
I can feel itthe release of the True Longinus' Balance Breaker. The Buddhist and Shinto Gods are taking notice, even from their shrines and temples, all across Kyoto.
The man just did the equivalent of letting off divine fireworks in the middle of December in a crowded mall, and he wants to stay?
Even if I somehow don't kill him, he'll be caught by someone in an hour after this stunt.
"Ah~...Leader~..." Jeanne, to the side of us, swooned.
Legitimately swooned.
Yeah, alright, no. I can't.
I don't even look her way, I only hold out a hand.
A spiraling sphere forms in my palm. It then, promptly, ignites.
This isn't just a fireball, oh no, it's a very undercooked elemental Rasengan.
Hell, it's not even a true Rasengan!
But it's still far more than a simple fireball.
Without a second of hesitation, I launch the attack.
Cao Cao's eyes widened, "Jeann!"
Heat and light explode out as one as my attack meets its intended target.
I don't even need to look, I hear the falling apart of molten metal and girlish screaming that quickly dulls, as both the dragon and the thing riding it plummets off the bridge.
Cao Cao turns back to me, fury in his eyes, as I start to speak.
"You ran and hid as I tore apart your little 'faction' of heroic wannabes piece by piece." I state, cold, uncaring, "Don't misunderstandthis isn't a JRPG moment where the valiant hero kills a god, oh no" I float up slightly above the ground, my halo shimmering into existence, and my aura bubbling as my irritation rises, "This is the time when the god prunes some mortals who are too simply too stupid to live"
Cao Cao, whether from emotion, or instinct, feeling my impending attack, grits his teeth, and charges.
"Assaratana!" Cao Cao commands mid-dash, one of the orbs at his back juts down closer to him, and abruptly, he vanishes.
I turn to meet him as he reappears, my sword batting away a spear thrust aimed straight at my heart.
Cao Cao, however, doesn't let up despite my easily warding him off.
He turns with the parry, spinning his spear back around for another attack.
This time though, as it arcs around, the tip of the spear starts sparkling with pure white light.
My sword ignites with flames as it meets his spear a second time, our blades clashing, causing the entire bridge to creak as fire and light bellow out in equal measure.
Well, at the start.
Cao Cao is still only human after all.
I start pushing him down with my raw physical strength and the heft of my blade, forcing him to block with the shaft of his spear or be cleaved in two.
"Tch! Hatthiratana!" Cao Cao grunts in pain, causing one of his orbs to vibrate behind him.
A feeling of weightlessness overcomes me.
Cao Cao immediately jumps and seemingly starts floating in the air.
Meanwhile, I suddenly lost the thing I was applying force to, so my downward push continued, but with my newfound weightlessness, I ended up doing a makeshift Fire Wheel.
I flip in place and cut a deep fiery gash into the bridge before halting my momentum with my power over flight.
My senses scream at me, and I automatically start flying across the bridge, avoiding the ridiculously long spear blade that rammed through right where I was floating a second ago.
I flip back around, so I can see Cao Cao, and find exactly that. The spear tip itself elongates at a bullet's pace and retracts just as fast.
Undeterred from my dodging it the first time, Cao Cao retracts the blade and sends it off again.
I dodge it just as easily as the first time.
Though, if there's one thing I'm willing to give the man credit for, it's his stubborn persistence.
So he keeps doing it.
Retracts the blade, sends it back, it gets dodged, repeat.
And it kept getting faster as time went on, every second that dragged on, the bridge we fought on was peppered with dozens of new holes.
I click my tongue in annoyance, before holding up a single one-handed seal to my chest and breathing in.
The next time he retracts the blade, I send him a gift for the attempted stabbings, by breathing out a ball of fiery death.
Cao Cao reacts quickly, and calls out, "Maniratana!"
An orb immediately flies forth, a whirlwind generating before the sphere, catching and essentially sucking up all the flames.
I'm not idle, however.
The bridge shatters beneath my feet as I kick off it, I pretty much appear at his back, just as did to me earlier.
Dance.
My blade ignites with flames as it comes down, straight for his neck.
He vanishes, once again, as my sword cuts through empty open air all of a sudden.
Wait, no.
I moved this time.
I turn, finding Cao Cao once again behind me, yet unmoved. One of the orbs behind him jutting out slightly more than the others.
"...A-Assaratana." Cao Cao states, a hand gingerly rubbing the burn spot against the side of his, "Thatwas a bit too close."
I deadpanned at him.
This is going to be a thing, isn't it?
Well, I suppose he is wielding the True Longinushe's got to be at least annoying to fight.
I turn my head, finding that same whirlwind, minus the orb, right next to my face.
Oh yeah. That orb that absorbed my fire lets him redirect attacks, right?
I turn back to Cao Cao with a smirk as I'm quickly engulfed by my flamesand completely unaffected.
I don't give Cao Cao any time to even look surprised at that development, instead straight away getting right back in his face.
The flames part and burst around me as I sped toward him, forcing Cao Cao to back away as quickly as possible, a panicked expression overtaking his face.
He can barely keep up speed-wise. He can't keep up strength-wise. The only reason he hasn't already lost his head is because of his Balance Breaker's myriad abilities.
"Damn it all!" Cao Cao curses as I start to rapidly catch up to him.
He grits his teeth and holds out his spear to the side, one of the orbs quickly moving to rest right above the spear point.
"Parinayakaratana!" Cao Cao shouts, as he stabs the spear toward me, the spear blade elongating and shooting off with the force of a railgun straight toward me, carrying the orb with it.
Hmm, I wonder!
I stab forward as well to meet his attack, my blade igniting in a spiral of flames!
Sunflower Thrust.
My blade meets his orb, and almost casuallygets blown aside.
Oh. Well, I guess that answers that.
The orb continues on its path, striking me straight in the chest. My golden aura bends and buckles beneath the force of it as it strikes my body directly.
My entire body shudders before I'm blasted out of the air, sent downward in a spiraling free fall, through the bridge below, and straight into the river beneath that, with enough force to blow a geyser of river water and rock both out around me.
I blink blearily, lying in a crater at the bottom of the river, my entire body buzzing for a few seconds.
Yet, it quickly goes away soon after.
Huh. That attackactually hurt.
Then again, if I recall correctly, that's the strongest of his Balance Breaker's abilities, and it has some restriction or two to it as a result.
StillI pat my chest.
All fixed up already.
I rise from my rocky bed and the river just the same, slowly, and with an easygoing smile on my face.
Cao Cao, as soon as he saw me, went from having an almost triumphant smirk to a wide-eyed fear-filled gasp.
"Not evenParinayakaratana" Cao Cao mutters, in complete disbelief.
I shrug at him, "What can I say? I'm just built differently. Though, I do gotta saythe names for your abilities suck."
Cao Cao scowls, his grip on his spear tightening, "You act like your opinion means anything to me."
"Well, I'm just saying" I give him a cheeky grin, looking him directly in the eyes, "Heroes usually have cool-sounding, easy-to-understand names for their attacks, ya know? Come ondon't tell me you haven't watched an anime or two before."
Cao Cao ground his teeth together, "I have no idea what you're talking aboutand frankly, I don't care for your insults!" He holds out his spear with both hands, tip pointed to the sky.
I sigh, "And here I was, just trying to give you advice beforeya know."
"Come on, this timeO' Spear, the true holy-spear that-HMMGGKH!" His chant is immediately cut off by a loud squelching sound, as a blade, my blade, passes through his back, through his chest, and right out the front.
The me that was talking, that was floating up before Cao Cao, fades away from his sight.
When I locked eyes with him, I cast a rather simple illusion that made him perceive me as still justfloating there, talking to him.
That wouldn't be unusual to him considering I stopped to talk shit before, in fact, he'd probably welcome the lull in combat.
Meanwhile, the real me suppressed my aura and snuck around behind him.
This was the quickest way I could think of to end him after seeing how he could just spam his ability to teleport on himself and me, redirect any ranged attack I throw, andhell, who knows?
Maybe he might get a lucky shot with that last ability of his, manage to actually fuck me up, or maybe the big guys will finally respond to him.
It'd be better to not risk it, or any more property damage.
Blood sputters from Cao Cao's mouth before he slowly looks down at my sword.
Then, slowly, he looks at his spear, trembling in his fast-growing weak grip.
"W-Whywouldn't you?" His body starts to go slack, "Am Itruly n-not worthyafter all?"
With those final words, he goes completely limp, the spear falling from his grasp and onto the bridge below.
As soon as the spear left his hands, the orbs and light surrounding his body flickered out of existence, disappearing like a switch was flipped off.
After a second of making sure I'm not going to get tricked in turn, I pull my sword back, unceremoniously dropping his body down to the bridge below as well, joining the spear.
Whichhasn't vanished yet?
Curious.
And slightly concerning.
I'llget to that in a second.
First, a damage report.
Well, the bridge is probably going to have to be totaled.
I'm honestly kind of shocked the entire thing hasn't collapsed into the river yet. It's peppered with punctures, and the center of it is justgone.
That was from when I got thrown through it, and into the river.
Speaking of, the river isI'm not sure how you fix a river with a hole half the size of the bridge above it in it, butyeah!
I'll pay for the damages. It's sort of my fault it got this far in the first place.
Not then, back to more present matters.
I float down to the bridge, landing right before the spear, the True Longinus, as it just kind ofsits there.
It's not doing anything. There's no holy aura charging up, the spear isn't trying to stab me by itself.
It's weird. Why hasn't it vanished already?
The True Longinus can't choose its new owner like Incinerate Anthem, another Holy Relic. That's unique to it.
Not just anyone can pick up the spear and start wielding it like they were born with it.
Is Cao Cao not dead yet?
I turn and look at his body, also similarly just lying there.
He's not breathing. Or moving. And I stabbed his heart.
Yeah, dead.
So then, why?
I found myself reaching out to it before I even fully understood what I was doing.
Yet, as I did, the spear sunk into the ground, into theshadows.
Wait a fucking minute.
I barely managed to tilt my head in time as the spear launched from my shadow without notice.
It would have gone straight through my head had I not, instead, it merely grazed my ear and cheek.
I swiftly caught the spear by its shaft before it could soar away from me, turning on my heels shortly after to hold out my free hand, palm pointed across the bridge.
Where a very pissed-off black-haired young man wearing shades sat, shadows throbbing around him.
He sees me, but he's nowhere near quick enough to escape within his shadows, before a beam of light erupts from my outstretched hand, and blows a hole clean through his chest.
I click my tongue as he falls, face still scrunched up in pain and rage, limp.
Sloppy on my part. I completely forgot about him.
Just as memorable as he was in the series, it seems.
I sigh, before raising a hand and brushing it across the cut on my face, taking a look at the blood.
It heals slower than the orb attack from earlier, usually, a scrape like this would have stopped bleeding by now.
It also cut completely through my aura and skin like they were nothing.
With a grunt, I put a hand over the wound, as that entire part of my face starts to throb.
It also, apparently, hurts like hell.
Probably some sort of god-slayer effect, then.
Very glad Cao Cao wasn't strong or fast enough to strike me with this thing. While I could heal the damage, even if it struck my heart per se, it'd still be fairly debilitating.
I breathe out, causing my powers to settle and dissipate, ensured now, completely, that it's all well and truly settled.
Then, I hold up the spear with my one hand.
It's kind of wild, but I sort of expected to feelmore, while holding it.
Right now, it just feels like a hunk of wood and metal. It's still not doing anything, and even like this, holding it, I can't sense a thing from it.
If I hadn't just fought Cao Cao, and seen him do all sorts of crazy shit with this thing, I'd probably assume it's just your average mundane spear.
"But you're not, are ya" I mutter to the spear of all things, "Why haven't you vanished yet?"
I meanshould I try and claim the thing? Pull an Indra and yoink it with my divine power?
It's the strongest Longinus Sacred Gear in the world, most wouldn't have a second thought about such a notion if it was a possibility.
Yetwith what I do, and more importantly don't, know about Big G here
Cao Cao couldn't get Truth Idea to work. Truth Idea uses the "Dying Will" of the big guy to essentially make miracles real.
With the caveat that the Will isn't commanded by the user, and it can pick sides.
I don't know if that means, in this case, the Will didn't answer Cao Cao because it picked meorwell, that the Will isn't there.
After all, it's the Dying Will. And if He isn't dead here, then
I don't know if I want to risk trying to connect to this thing. That'd be essentially giving him a clear-cut highway straight to my soul.
And considering I seem to be on some sort of divine system naughty list, I can't say that said highway won't be used for bad means.
But as long as the thing isn't returning to the systemI suppose there isn't any harm in finding a place to lock it up?
Maybe I'll stuff it under my bed in a box or something. I doubt anyone who comes snooping will suspect that, heh!
Now then
I take one last look around me, and as if Murphy himself was telling me to hurry my ass up, a chunk of the bridge abruptly falls into the river below.
I should probably start calling people to handle this, then check on everyone in Kuoh.
This shouldn't take too long!
~ A New Sun ~
Heed the warning of Murphy, and ye shall be rewarded.
It didn't take too long to call for people to come over and take care of the mess.
I ended up calling Yasaka directly and explaining what happened.
Turns out, she already kind of knew something was going on, she felt the outburst of my and Cao Cao's power, after all, as did pretty much everyone divine or without shit sensing ability.
This is why ever since the fight started, people didn't start flooding into the air trying to check out what the freaky light show, or big booms and the bridge collapsing were all about.
Her people got to work as quickly as possible, setting up a perimeter around the fight and warding everyone off.
Pleasantly surprised by all that.
They couldn't get close though, obviously, what with all the holy power and light being tossed around. The Youkai would turn into ash being in the general vicinity of it all.
Wasn't so pleasantly surprised when Yasaka refused to let me pay for the damages though.
I know it's just me being petty, but I'm going to spank her for that one later.
After I deal with whatever the hell is going on in Kuoh.
See, I called Shirone after, and she didn't answer whatsoever.
So, after a quick pit stop back home to shove the True Longinus, of all things, under my bed, and grab Kuroka because of course she'd want to come if her little sister is in danger, we're back off to Kuoh.
We teleport in, appearing in my home outside the town.
The light from the magic circle beneath our feet had barely dispersed, yet Kuroka was already frowning.
"...There's fighting going on across the town." She states immediately while looking off in the distance.
It's kind of astounding how fast she can go from game coma-induced sleep to completely awake and series.
I raise an eyebrow to that, "Can you tell how bad it is?"
Kuroka huffs, "No, just that there's fighting, because there's several active barriers around town."
Hmm. Logic dictates we check on the weakest in the town first and try and relieve thembut.
"You figured out where Shirone is yet?" I follow up with.
Fuck logic, I wanna make sure my white-haired cat girl is alright!
Kuroka quirks a sly smile, "Not yet, but I'm working on it, nyah~!" She jumps on me, and I instinctively catch and hold her, to stop her from falling.
Upon steadying herself, she pumps her fist in the direction of town, "Onwards, nyah~! I'll figure it out on the way!"
I roll my eyes but don't fight her on using me as a temporary ride.
For now.
Instead, I head out the door and take off into the sky.
My sensory range can't encompass an entire town and beyond quite yet, but I don't exactly need it too right now.
Up here, in the sky, with the clouds? I can see them as I stop and float over the city.
The multicolored crystalline-looking spheres that dot the city. There's a fair few, I'd say a little under a dozen.
"The Peerages probably split up to deal withwhatever is going on." I mutter.
I suppose it won't take too long to find out, just head inside one and it'll become pretty clear, I feel.
Kuroka doesn't respond to me, at least, not verbally.
She reaches up, her hand gently going over my mouth, shushing me as she closes her eyes.
I don't raise a fuss though, I can feel what she's going for.
Literally, in fact. The air around us gets charged with her ki and flows out into nature.
I can't say exactly what she's trying to do, but I trust that what she's doing will help locate Shirone quickly.
My trust was swiftly proven to not be misplaced, as Kuroka slowly opened her eyes, and moved her hand once more, this time pointing in a specific direction.
"Nature's Ki is being pulled most strongly through the barrier in that direction," she states, "that must be where Shirone is."
Ah, I get it now. She ran her ki through the world's to get a feeling for where it was flowing, and if Shirone was in the middle of a fight, then she was likely pulling on the world's ki for her Senjutsu, which leads to exactly what Kuroka said.
I give her a simple nod, and quickly follow her instructions, blasting down toward the barrier she is pointing toward.
I rocket through the barrier's shell, not breaking it, but passing through it regardlessto find a rather interesting sight.
"P-Pleazsh! Pleash!" Some guy wearing the Hero Faction's seemingly standard uniform at this point begged, cried, underneath Shirone's foot.
The cat girl had this guy pinned casually, a small dainty little foot on his chest, easily holding him against the ground.
Her twin tails and ears were out, and every time this guy spoke, they shook in irritation.
Shirone stared down at this guy, a cold glare upon her normally stoic face, "...That doesn't sound like an explanation." She states, before reeling her fist back and decking him straight in the face.
The poor guy squealed in pain, like an actual pig.
Speaking of, his face looked like one's. Not naturally, it's pink and red, bloated and puffy, and only got more so with every punch Shirone dealt down at this guy.
And around them? There's a little over half a dozen more guys, and girls, all dressed the same way, with the same type of face. All whimpering and crying.
To be honest, now that I'm thinking about it more clearly, I'm not sure why I was worried.
Kuroka immediately switched it up upon seeing the scene before her, "Ah~! Shirone-nyah~! Are you torturing people without inviting your big sister over to help!?" She cried out in equal parts hurt and pride, as she leaped from my arms.
Shirone suddenly perked, head jerking as she turned toward us.
"Big sis, senpai HNGH!?" She grunted as Kuroka essentially jumped on her, hugging her, and then proceeding to rapidly look her over.
I snort as I float down right next to them, giving the two of them a smirk, "Good to see you're in one piece, my cute little kouhai~!"
Shirone shot me a glare, but it had no heat in it, "Don't you start too."
I waved her off, only to be interrupted as Kuroka gasped loudly, "Shirone, you're hurt!" She shouted, seemingly holding onto her shoulder.
Shirone, with an absolute deadpan, held up her arm to reveal a single cut on her school uniform. A graze that didn't even touch her skin.
"I'm fine." She stated, almost hissed, "But I'm sort ofbusy, at the moment." She turns her head slightly, eyes narrowing toward the guy pinned on the floor.
He whimpers and starts sobbing. Or trying to anyway, the guy's face is so swollen I can barely see his eyes.
I step forward, "Care to explain? Maybe we can help you not be busy sooner?"
Kuroka nods and hums at my words, enthusiastically agreeing.
Shirone looks between us and sighs. "...Sure, it'd probably be easier this way."
She steps off the guy, causing him to breathe a sigh of relief.
Only for Shirone to turn, and kick him so hard in the gut he slams into a wall, slumping to the floor with a pained wheeze, unconscious.
Damn. What'd these guys do to piss her off so much?
"Earlier tonight, we were all suddenly attacked while we were out doing Devil Jobs. Both us and Sitri's Peerage." Shirone began to explain, "To be honest, I wasn't entirely listening to why they were doing it," she shrugs, "I stopped right after they started talking about being heroes and other stupid shit."
Kuroka gasped, "Shirone! Language!"
Shirone rolled her eyes and promptly ignored her as she kept going on, "So yeah. A little after the attack, a bunch of them left. Grunts and some lady with a terrible hairdo-"
Hah!
"-that could make holy swords, who were leading the attack. Purple mist just took them away. It got a little easier after that," her face scrunched up in distaste, "...Yuuto-senpai was not winning that battle, I've never seen him so ballistic before, and then, Akeno-senpai" she clenched her fists minutely, "She was taking her time doing herthing, and got caught by one of the tougher mob's Balance Breaker, she's trapped in some sort of barrier space, and we don't know how to get her out."
A barrier space?
I killed Georg, all of his spaces should have collapsed by now, which means this is a different guy with a space manipulating gear?
The fuck! I don't know anyone like that!
"A barrier space, nyah" Kuroka mused, "I'm not feeling any unique ones throughout town though?"
"The guy tried to hide it with illusions." Shirone explains, "He's actually notbad with them," she begrudgingly admits, "I couldn't detect the barrier space either with my senses, we had to physically find it by following Akeno-senpai'swork."
Ah.
Bet that was fun.
"You tried breaking into it, yeah?" I ask, prompting Shirone to look at me with a deadpan.
"...Senpai. I love you. Really. But yes." She stressed, "Of course we did! But it was a barrier formed by a Balance Breaker, we couldn't make a dent in it!"
I chuckle easily and walk up to her, wrapping her up in my arms, "Yeah, I should have figured. Sorry." I apologize, rubbing my fingers through her hair.
"...Don't apologize." She huffed, burying her head into my chest, "I'm juststressed. I'm sorry for getting a little snappy."
I get it, and so, I hum in acknowledgment of her words, before moving on easily, "Take us to it. I'll cut it open and free your Queen."
She snorts before stating, "Of course you will."
Yet despite her words, I don't sense an ounce of sarcasm in them.
Kuroka suddenly joins the party, jumping on and hugging us both, purring happily.
Shirone, though, isn't having it.
"...Big sis, you smell."
"Wha-!? Shiroonnee!" Kuroka cried out in dismay.
I couldn't help the chuckle that escaped my lips, "Damn I missed you."
Her tail fluttered a bit as her ears perked at my words.
She didn't say anything, but the way she shimmed closer made what she thought pretty clear I'd say.
It's been a while, in person at least. It isn't like I haven't heard from her at all, we text and call and such.
But the real deal is something different entirely.
Just wish it was under better circumstances!
Wonder if I could help her speedrun getting her Evil Pieces so she can move in with me and everyone else?
Ah, thoughts for another time. For now, I have to see what this new barrier gear user is all about.
I'm going to get blasted in the face with lightning during this, aren't I?
It's decided.
She needed this, for far too long!
"Ufufufu~...!" Akeno giggled with sadistic glee, lightning dancing between her fingers and across her body, another chorus of screams from the lovely volunteers who decided to attack her home ringing out as the electricity burst out and struck them.
Yeah~, she's most definitely needed this.
Akeno has been feelingpent up, for lack of a more appropriate term, for what's felt like forever.
Truth be told, it's only really been a few months, and for a Devil that's a drop in a bucket
But for Akeno, it feels like it's been longer than that.
After all, that man, her "father" has been the singular source of everything wrong in her life, but at least she didn't have to see him again.
She hoped it'd stay that way forever.
Unfortunately, that wasn't the case, and he showed up.
Dumped at the doorstep of her home in the Underworld of all places, and Rias, the sweet adorable Devil she is, didn't turn him away.
She was too nice for that.
But that's why Akeno is here, what her best friend can't do, she'll gladly do in her stead, especially if that's what needs to be done.
Although, looking back on it, maybe using enough lightning to blow that man out of the living room and through the servant's quarters was a bitmuch.
She should have used fire instead. Of course he would be resistant to lightning.
A mistake she wouldn't repeat next time.
Because there was going to be another time, Rias wouldn't let the issue go.
And for some reason, that man wouldn't let it go either!
All this time, he was content to stay away, leave her alone, sit back, and watch as she was hunted like cattle by the Himejima, but now he decides he needs to make amends!?
Apparently, the reason why he was dumped on the Gremory at all, was because he got into an altercation with the Himejima Clan. Kusanagi showed up and beat him down, and her cousin was the one who decided dropping him off with them was a spectacular idea.
Akeno honestly doesn't know who to loathe more. A part of her wished the Himejima and that man got each other killed, a part of her wished Kusanagi would have gone for the kill immediately rather than sparing his life.
She knows she would have.
What she does know is, she dislikes her cousin for doing this to her, and she's ever so slightly pissed that Kusangi would help do this to her.
She's also been able to gleam that, during those two's fight, whatever he said to him somehow kicked his ass into some sort of shape.
Akeno isn't even sure how Kusanagi knew about her past, but to be perfectly honest, she doesn't care about that.
No, what she cares about is that said past couldn't be left to rot, and instead she's got to deal with it and him once again.
It wasn't often at first, maybe a day or so out of the week, Rias would broach the subject of him with her.
And Akeno would, as usual, brush it off, and pretend like she has no idea what she's talking about.
A month would pass like that, then, Rias would start bringing it up more frequently.
A day turned into a couple of times a day, turned into a day or two or three until it felt like the whole week she kept bringing it up!
Until finally, Rias grew what felt like some semblance of a backbone, turned away from acting more like a friend, and as her King, ordered her to go see him again.
To say Akeno was happy about that would be awell.
She knows Rias means well, but just can't possibly understand.
It was probably the first time she considered running away, back to the streets, since Rias first took her in and she was much morejumpy.
In the end, though, she grits her teeth, nods her head, and decides that this new life she carved out for herself isn't worth abandoning all because of him.
She wouldn't do what he did.
That, at least, she can be certain of.
So when he showed up again, this being some time after he showed up, he'd gotten some job with the Fallen working with the Devil's Governmentwell.
This time she used fire.
And this time, to her shock, he actually fought back!
A part of her was astounded at the nerve of that bastard, for fighting the fate he rightfully servedbut at the same time, a part of her was relieved he didn't keel over, and give up right away like the first time.
It gave her the chance to say exactly what she'd wanted to say to him for the longest time now.
There was no experience quite like it, looking back on it
The screams of these nobodies pale in comparison to seeing the way his face twisted up in anguish and guilt as she told him exactly how he screwed up her life, got her mother killed, and how, because of him, she hates herself for existence.
Catharsis.
Shame Rias and her mother had to break that meeting up.
Since then, Rias hasn't broached the topic anymore, and for months there's been this tension within the peerage whenever she's in the room, and something like the 'War' with the renegade Fallen is brought up.
Though Akeno couldn't say why. She'd be all for going out and zapping some crows
Unfortunately, Rias' brother is stopping them from going out, and keeping them far away from the action.
Too young was the excuse to keep them out, and Rias ultimately didn't want to put any of them in harm's way despite the chance to win some glory to be had.
Though ultimately, Akeno doesn't think there's going to be much choice for them soon.
Rias's betrothed was pulled into the fighting months ago, and despite the marriage being pushed up, it hasn't gone through as of yet.
Everyone thought this fight was going to be quick and easy, yet somehow, the renegade Fallen are still holding out.
At this point, Akeno is almost one hundred percent sure the Fallen are getting help from someone, likely multiple Factions that dislike the devils, and seek to cause some chaos.
Another reason why this latest attack on Kuoh is such a good thing, in her mind.
It's been a while since she last had to fight. She was feeling a little rusty.
"It's such a shame" she walks over to the closest guy, lightning crackling between her hands, a small incomplete smile on her face, "That you guys aren't much of a challenge"
"A-Ahwait, wait wait wait!" The guy cries, shivering in pain and fear, "DON"
"Hush now." She utters, his cries dulling out as the roar of her lightning building in her hands overcomes them.
She dropped her hands, to bring the roaring thunder down upon him.
Light flashed, lightning crackled and burst, and yet, when the light and sound died downshe didn't find herself in the out-of-the-way old factory that she'd been fighting in.
No, instead, she was outside, the cool night air blowing through her hair, and the calm twinkling stars and bright silver moon hanging overhead.
She blinked. Slowly.
Then tilted her head.
"...well, this is new." She muttered, curious, not worried.
These people she, her fellow peerage members, and even Sitri and her group, were fighting all seemed to possess some type of ability.
Sacred Gears, a particular skill with magic and or a type of weapon.
All in all, they were all weak. Barely a match for a Middle-Class Devil individually.
Yet as groups, they were a pain to deal with, like scurrying little rats.
Judging by the fact that she isn't immediately being set upon by an attack, or attackers, then it's likely that she was simply forcibly relocated.
Perhaps one of them snuck up on her as she was about to finish their friend off, and in a haste, sent her to somewhere random?
She doesn't know every single Sacred Gear in existence, but such a gear existing with such annoying 'people' would fit.
Though, now, she can't help but be a touch offended.
If there's one thing she's good at, it's magic, it's probably the only part of her Queen Piece that gets actual use!
Teleporting her away will buy them mere seconds, if that, she can be back in mere moments.
So, with a scoff, she closed her eyes and snapped her fingers.
Only to feel nothing happen.
Well, that's not entirely correct, she did feel her internal powers move, but they wereslow.
Incredibly slow. Sluggish. Slippery.
She didn't even get to cast the spell, as the energy she tried to pull into it slipped from her grasp.
Her eyes opened, and she annoyingly glanced at her hand, snapping her fingers again, this time putting a tad more effort, will, and concentration into the spell.
Her energy pulled forth like, trudging through her body like overly thick molasses.
She clicked her tongue, as her powers slipped through her mental fingers once more, rebounding far quicker and easier than it took to pull them out.
It was like trying to pull on a block of hard, thick jelly.
Okay, she'll admit. This may be more than a simple relocation spell.
Her powers aren't suppressed, more so that they're incredibly hard to bring out. With time and effort, she could probably do it.
But for now, she should probably figure out where she is, it'll be easier working on getting back physically than magically at this point.
So, she looks around, taking in her immediate surroundings.
At first, she thinks she's in a forest due to all the foliage and trees around her, yet she then quickly spotswalls.
They weren't exactly big walls, they were of middling height, built clearly in a traditional or ancient Japanese stylelike those you'd find around old estates.
Not only were there walls, but also a stone path leading to the entrance through them.
She just so happened to be placed right in the dead center of said path.
Instinctively, she held out a hand slightly to summon up a bit of a static shock surprise there was no way this wasn't some kind of trap. It's far too convenient.
But finding even that little being far too sluggish, she sighed, and stepped forward, following along the path empty-handed.
Her magic may not be working, but she is a Queen. Perhaps those Rook and Knight traits of hers may finally get some use?
Though, on the other hand, perhaps not.
Akeno likes to consider her sensing ability, her ability to read auras, to be top-notch. Even when Koneko began learning Senjutsu, and took to it like a fish to water, she still has yet to surpass her in the art.
So, as she walks to the entrance, yet finds no supernatural aura, either hidden or not
Well, she doesn't know whether to be more concerned or relaxed.
Regardless, she presses on, pursing her lips at the sheer lack of security for what appears to be some sort of wealthy estate.
No guards at the entrance. Hell, there isn't even a door, it's an open archway that leads into a front garden, with a small pond, stone lanterns, and a small sand and gravel arrangement.
Her first thought, that the walls are surrounding some kind of estate, isn't far off the mark.
The walls wrap around a rather small pseudo-traditional Japanese manor. Half modern, half old style architecture, a blend.
The manor itself isn't all that big, and there's only one other building, what looks like a shed, off to the side of the front garden she's standing in.
There might be a back garden as well, although obviously, she wouldn't know, she can't see the back from here.
Yet, she gets the feeling she knows there is.
A frown begins to crease her lips.
In fact. Doesn't this entire place feelfamiliar?
With an irritated huff, she shakes her head and focuses on the front door of the manor house.
She'll ask where she is, then she can run off and figure out how to get back from Kuoh from here.
Quick. Simple. Done.
As she starts to stride toward the door, however, movement catches her eye, prompting her to still.
It wasn't outside movement though, no, it was from inside the house.
Through the glass window, one of the few modern parts of the place, she could see into what looked like a dining room.
But it's not so much the movement that caught her eye, but who's moving.
A large man, wearing mostly black, skin tanned and face perpetually scrunched up and eyes narrowed shut in a seemingly endless frown, with a full beard, sideburns, and head going to the back of his neck with pitch black hair.
That man. Herfather.
He had merely walked in and sat down in a chair.
Meanwhile, her mind was reeling.
What was he doing here? Why was he here!? Why couldn't she sense him?
A very good question, that last one. She'd feel his repugnant aura several clicks away!
Yet, if she didn't know any better, not having the displeasure of knowing the man personally, she'd think he was just a normal, albeit grouchy-looking, human.
She finds herself cracking her knuckles without even thinking about it.
Those Knight and Rook traits just might get some use after all~...
Only, just as she's about to take the easy way straight to getting answers, through the window, more movement halts her.
Then promptly causes her to take several steps back, a pain-filled gasp leaving her throat as she did.
This time, a woman walks in.
She recognizes this woman. How could she not?
They share virtually the same appearance. The same hair. The same way of putting up that hair in a ponytail. The same face, eyes, even down to their bodies.
If there's one thing Akeno can say that she doesn't hate about herself, it's her appearance.
Because despite the blood in her veins, that disgusting black feathered wingeverything else, she got from her.
Her mother.
Butshe died.
Years ago.
So thenhow?
She walked over to that man, and for a second, as she leaned down and kissed him on the cheek, something inside her nearly broke in sheer unrelenting rage.
She wanted to stop this. To break through that window, and whisk her mother away, tell her all of what he'd do to her, to them, to their family
Yet, she could barely act on it, as that mansmiled.
It was a simple thing, it looked almost unnatural on his gruff face, and yet
It caused something else to break inside of her at the same time.
Something hit her chest, it felt like...a droplet of water?
But it isn't raining?
More pelted her chest, and she raised a hand, catching a droplet or two more, just under her chin.
That's when she feels it. The tears cascading down her cheeks.
Ah, she's crying
She watches, as that man says something to her, still smiling.
She laughs, and reaches over, pinching his cheek, drawing a laugh from him in turn.
She watches, mesmerized, as her mother turns and walks past him, to where she can't see anymore.
And as if mirroring her, that man follows her with his narrowed eyes himself.
Akeno can see where specifically he's following her with his eyes, and yet
She just chuckles.
A sad, hollow thing.
Why does she suddenly feel so tired?
And whydoes she want to go in there so, so badly?
Not to blow him up, either, for once.
She just wants to, needs to, sit down. For only a second or two.
This place, she remembers now.
It looks slightly different, what with the slight modern bent, but this is her family's old home.
It has to be, what with her mother right there!
She just needs to
She starts walking, almost in a daze, as though she's barely conscious.
It starts right as she's almost at the manor proper.
[I don't think that's a good idea, Akeno Himejima.]
She freezes in place.
Abruptly, a voice echoed within the back of her head. It sounded male, distant, and disembodied.
[Those twothe Shrine Maiden Shuri Himejima, and Fallen Angel Baraqiel, don't know you here.]
"...What are you talking about?" She uttered through gritted teeth.
[Come on, think about itisn't there a third missing here in their little family?]
Akeno stays silent at that, simply frowning.
[...Got nothing to say to that, hmm? No questions? Well, whatever. How do you do, Akeno Himejima? I'm a man of the Hero Faction. My name isn't importantwhat is, is that I might be one of the few highest ranking members left.]
The Hero Faction?
Akeno almost scoffed at the irony of that name and would have out loud if she wasn't trying to think of where she'd heard that before.
Only to draw a complete blank.
[I can see that look on your face.] The man continues, disheartened, [This was supposed to be our big reveal to the world, you know? Us destroying the Devils infesting Japan, recruiting a powerful ally]
His sigh reverberates through the back of her mind.
[Seems the other side had more problems than we originally anticipated.]
Akenocouldn't help but find herself not caring about all that though. Instead
"Is this your doing?" She demanded to know through a hushed whisper.
The man makes a lively laugh at her question, doing a complete one-eighty from his earlier downtrodden tone.
[My Sacred Gear [Dreamlike Curse]'s Balance Breaker's ability, [Palaselene Utopia]. I have sent you to a parallel world.]
Sacred Gear's Balance Breaker Ability?
He sent her to the parallel world?
What.
That couldn't be right though, could it? Surely, such a power would be amongst the Longinus!
Yet, Dreamlike Curse, she's never heard of that Sacred Gear before
A Balance Breaker is said to be capable of collapsing the balance of the world. It's in the name after all. She supposes it could also be a subspecies.
Although, not like any of that matters now though.
So, if he's telling the truth
Then how does she get free?
The man continues, unabated by her thoughts.
[I can't take on all of you, the Gremory Peerage, by myself. However, if it's a single person, then I can send that person to a parallel world.] He explains without prompt, [Then all it comes down to is which one of you among your group should I send to the parallel world to be affected and give the feeling of despair.]
She clicked her tongue in annoyance.
She was toying with food, not paying attention at all to her surroundings as she let loose.
No wonder she got caught. She knows that when she gets in the mood, she tends to hyper-focus on her fun, at the expense of everything and everyone else.
This guy was probably hiding, checking out everyone, before waiting for a chance to strike.
[The most effective targetwouldn't be you, of course. The answer for that would be your King, Rias Gremory.]
Akeno's face twitched. It felt almost like a backhanded insult, butultimately this guy is right.
[But I settled for you, because you seemed to be strong, but also vulnerable enough that it would still be possible yet valuable to take you out of the fight.]
Vulnerable.
Fair enough, she supposes.
How frustrating.
[Without you around, the Gremory group has lost their beloved Priestess of Thunder. A powerful heavy hitter, which means we can attack with a bit morebravado.] He snorted, the sound echoing through her mind loud enough to make her flinch, [Well, that, and I'll admit that the revenge I'm about to deal for your torturing of my comrades will bevery sweet.]
"Revenge, huh?" Akeno, this time, scoffed at that.
After all, how is giving her mother back to her supposed to be revenge?
[Yes, revenge! Remember how I told you this was a parallel world where they don't know?]
"Yes?" She muttered, annoyed yet confused, "What does that have to do with anything?"
[The reason why they don't know youis because you were simply never born here in the first place.]
Akeno stared at the door to her family home, unblinkingly.
"...What?" She breathed out, unbelieving.
[You heard me right. You were never born hereand would you look at that.]
Akeno found her head tilting toward the window, where that man and her mother wereembracing tenderly.
[They're still alive and happy. All because you were never born.]
"NO!" She screamed before her eyes widened as she realized what did, and she quickly covered her mouth.
She saw as the two inside perked up, and that man turned, toward the window.
He wouldn't see anything though, as Akeno had spread her wings, one Fallen one Devil, and taken to the sky, sitting atop the roof, hands still covering her mouth.
She hears loud, heavy footsteps, through the house, and the door opening.
"...Hello?" His voice called out, alert, yet filled with concern, "Is anybody out there?"
Akeno found herself grabbing and holding her lips closed tighter.
Even as her heart cried out, wanting to say something.
"...Hmph." He grunts before the sound of the door closing can be heard.
And Akeno breathes out a massive sigh in relief.
[In this world,] the man's voice suddenly echoes in the back of her head again, yet it somehow feels even farther away, [not only are they alive and happy without you, but The Three Great Powers; God and His Angels, Fallen Angels, and Devils also don't exist either. You are unique in this world. A half-breed abomination reincarnated as a race that doesn't even exist.]
Akeno growled, her demonic and magical powers trying to surge forth, but barely going anywhere.
[Have fun.]
And then, like the wind, his voice is gone.
Slowly, Akeno stood up, on top of the roof.
She glared up at the sky, as her wings twitched in agitation.
"...What a joke." She gave a humorless, mirthless, giggle.
A parallel world? Where she doesn't exist? Where the Great Factions don't exist?
There's no way such a thing is real.
There's no way she was the cause, right?
If this truly is her old home, then she knows how to reach Kuoh Town from here.
Just wait, Rias, Koneko, Yuuto
She'll be back before they even know she's gone!
~ A New Sun ~
It felt like days had passed.
She managed to find Kuoh easily enough.
Yet, it was peaceful.
There weren't several battles between supernatural beings going on throughout the town, it was just an ordinary human town.
Rias wasn't around. Neither was Koneko or even the Sitri Peerage. They were all gone. Kuoh Academy was still an all-girls academy, without Rias' family to influence it, that makes sense.
She had hoped that maybe, if that man was around, then somehowbut no.
She wandered the streets for hours. Even the outskirts.
It was like that Boosted Gear user never went off destroying part of the town, there were no signs of his destruction and the rebuilding that followed, nor any signs of the Fallen's mad Sacred Gear hunt, the deaths
In the end, she only found one person she recognizedKusanagi.
But he wasn't an Arahitogami, she could sense it, he was perfectly normal, and didn't recognize her when she tried to talk to him.
Didn't say anything back to her at all. He just kind of looked at her, then walked away.
Wondering the streets as she's beenkind of reminds her of when she was younger.
When she was forced onto the streets.
At least then, she could make money by purifying evil spirits. Here? She had to use minor hypnosis to get what she needed.
She doesn't feel particularly bad about it, this isn't her world after all.
And it's not like she can do much more than that. She hasn't even been able to make sparks, no matter how much she tries.
Yeah, it isn't.
It'sa better world.
That brings a small sad smile to her face.
She needs to go back. Although whether to her world, or 'her' family home
She honestly can't say.
She hasn't felt this lost in a long, long time.
So, she sat on top of the roof of one of the buildings in this alternate Kuoh and slowly curled up around herself in the middle of the night.
It's cold. It's lonely. Just like back then.
But arguably, it's worse, because they are here.
And yetthey don't know her.
They were better off without her here. Somehow. Somewaycould it have been the same way back home?
Akeno lets out a haggard, sniffling breath at the thought.
Probably.
[...Hmm?]
Ah.
He's back, humming strangely in her head.
"...Shut up." She muttered, turning on her side, "I don't feel like dealing with you right now."
[Ino that's notwait!] He gets increasingly more and more panicked.
Akeno slowly cracks her eyes open, only to find the entire world isshaking.
No, not shaking, distorting? It's like the entire backdrop of the world is wafting away.
Cracks begin appearing across the world, glowing a bright white, starting from the sky.
Akeno sits up, looking on with her mouth slightly agape.
[W-What is this!? Impossible!] The man shouted in alarm, [Is thisdivine power? A god is trying to break through my technique!? T-This power!]
And then the sky was split in two, by a single golden line, before being seemingly torn open.
"See?" A male voice she hasn't heard in a long time echoes out cheekily from the other side, "Told ya I could do it."
Then, a head poked through, looking down upon her.
It was Koneko, whose eyes immediately fell upon her in recognition.
Then, as she beholds her state, she frowns.
Ah, yes. She probably doesn't look the greatest right now, does she?
Wellso much for being back before they knew it, hmm?
Shirone really wasn't kidding about Akeno's 'work', huh?
There are remnants of a fight, then there are remnants of straight-up torture, and I may not be well versed in the latter, but I can certainly tell the remains of the two apart.
My small white-haired cat girl led us across town too, as figures, an abandoned warehouse that showed signs of battle damage throughout.
There was anextreme amount of scorch marks, and Kuroka wrinkled her nose the moment we stepped inside.
I couldn't smell it, but the cat girls could.
The smell of burnt flesh and ozone.
Fucking hell Lesser Suzaku.
"Your Queen is prettyhardcore, nyah~!" Kuroka noted with a hint of disgust.
Shirone merely snorted at that.
Yeah, hardcore is certainly one way of putting hertastes.
Anyhow, from that warehouse, we had to take a teleportation circle out from there to where the barrier field truly is.
They needed Sona and her Bishops to help with following the magic used to snatch away Akenoso I guess they helped?
We took the circle they had set up and appeared right in front of the barrier space.
And holy fuck, was it huge.
As in, the size of a town and the surrounding area, huge.
Shirone briefly explained that this barrier space was encompassing a small abandoned town, and its surrounding area, like the forest and such.
Kuroka took one look at this, and idly noted with a deadpan, "...We aren't that far from Kuoh, nyah."
"Abandoned warehouses, factories, mansionswhy not a whole ass town?" I add with the same tone.
Shirone sighed and shook her head and sighed, "Honestly, at this pointI don't even try questioning stuff like this anymore."
For all our sanities, that's probably a good idea, kitty.
Without further ado, Shirone walked right up the barrier, the thing a massive multicolored crystalline wall like all other barriers, just on a much larger scale, and punched it.
Flickers of a dull golden color flaked from her knuckle as it collided with the wall, but otherwise, nothing of note happened.
The barrier didn't so much as shimmer.
Shirone huffed, and pulled back her fist, before turning back to me, "What do you think, senpai?"
I hum, completely ignoring Kuroka as she pouts off to the side at being completely ignored.
"I think," I start, reaching to my back for my sword as I look up at the barrier, "this shouldn't take long."
Before she could even think to try and sass me, I leaped.
Midair, I drew my sword, put it in reverse grip with the blade angled down, and focused the sword's aura and my powers right on the tip of the blade.
This caused the blade to light up, focused specifically on the very end, almost like a very long and stupidly bright plasma torch.
I brought it down, straight into the barrier as I landed upon it.
The point of my sword went straight in, like a needle-piercing flesh, but to my slight shock, the blade stopped sinking in after around a quarter or so, maybe a little more, got through.
Even still, with just that much inthe barrier space was already not looking good.
The crystalline appearance had begun to warp, waving and twisting from the point of the puncture wound, radiating out.
I grasp my sword's hilt with two hands, focusing intently on congregating the blade's aura along its cutting edge.
Through the sword, I feel the barrier as something inside of it starts trying to push the blade out, but unfortunatelyit's far too late for that now.
My halo ignites into being behind me, and I breathe as I pull down, grunting with barely any exertion as I fly and cut a golden line down across the side of the barrier.
I tear my sword from the barrier, and in short order, sheath my sword before digging my fingers into said golden line, and promptly pulling it apart.
This opens a massive hole in the barrier's side, leaving a bright liquidity golden void in the space I pulled opendefinitely not what I expected to see, but maybe this is a result of my power and barrier field interacting? Weird.
Ah, well.
I turn and look down at my cat girls, keeping one hand on the barrier, sort of holding the hole open, and call out, "See?" I give them a cheeky smirk, "Told ya I could do it."
Shirone rolled her eyes, but I couldn't not catch the small smile she flashed before she hid it behind a stoic grumble.
Kuroka also caught it and cackled at her.
Unfortunately for Kuroka, she gets ignored, as Shirone lets out her devil wings and flies up to me.
Shirone doesn't even hesitate, she comes right up to the voidand promptly slams her head through the light.
I couldn't help but stare after her, slightly aghast.
"...Huh." I mutter out, watching as her tails sway back and forth.
Well, she seems fine, sostill, I probably wouldn't recommend doing that.
I make my displeasure known by swatting her right across her rear, the way she's bent over as she's poking her head through making it easily visible under her skirt.
As soon as my hand meets her ass, she perks up, her tails shooting straight up and holding still.
I'd imagine she probably also squeaked or mewled or something, but I couldn't hear it through that void.
Shame that.
After a moment, she finally moves again, this time to try and kick out at her sidetoward me, of course.
Unfortunately for her, she's short, so she can't reach.
Heh.
She gives up after coming up short on a third kick, and instead slides forward, the rest of her body going into the void.
But not before she flipped off my general direction.
Cute~!
"Eh!?" Kuroka called out from below, "Darling! Aren't you going to follow Shirone nyah~!?"
I wave her off, "Nah. She'll be fineif she thinks she can handle whatever she saw in there, she can handle it."
Kuroka twitched slightly with a poorly hidden twinge of worry, "Wellokay."
I chuckled good-naturedly.
Yeah, she'll be fine. There are very few things that Shirone couldn't fight right now if I had to bet.
Even if Kokopuffs himself showed up, she could probably solo him rather easily at this point.
Senjutsu, Touki, Youki, and Rook Strength all stacked on top of each otherisn't exactly easy to deal with.
So, I'm not at all shocked when the entire barrier begins to, seemingly, deflate like an oversized blow-up plastic pool.
I hop off the thing as it collapses into a kaleidoscope of hazy colors and light, leaving behind a stretch of run-down and abandoned townscapeexactly as prescribed.
Seriously. Why so much abandoned shit?
Quickly discarding that thought before I run down my sanity, I run a cursory glance over the decrepit town, and quickly find who I'm looking for; people.
Two, my cat girl, andwoah.
I quickly make my way down to them, calling out as I do, "Hey! Is she okay!?"
Because holy hell, does Akeno not look okay.
She looks like she's been living homeless, on the streets, for at least a little bit. She's dirty, her outfits scruffy, and probably most importantly, she looks downright depressed.
She barely glances at me as I float down, before returning to looking down at the ground.
Shirone is at her side, kneeling to look at her, hand placed gently on the older girl's back while frowning hard, but not in anger, I can easily tell it's concern.
"...she doesn't look hurt, physically." Shirone notes, before calling, softly yet urgently, "Akeno-senpai. Hey."
Akeno gives her a sideways glance, before actually talking, so quietly, so softly, that I could barely even hear her, "I'm sorry you have to see me this way"
Shirone's frown, somehow, got even stiffer.
"Did that dick hurt you?" She powers through and asks.
Dick?
I blink, and look around slowly, finding nearly directly across from the girls a building that is insignificantly worse state than the others.
And by that, I mean it's completely caved in like something fast and heavy slammed through its roof and smashed the building atop itself.
This is probably exactly what happened because if I focus, and look closely enough, I can seelegs. Probably a guy lying in there, courtesy of Shirone herself.
Akeno meanwhile, doesn't answer Shirone and continues staring off into the distance, blankly.
Shirone's eye twitches as her gaze shifts to where I was just checking out, her frown twisting into one of anger.
"Don't worry, Akeno-senpai. I'll take care of it." She states, before standing up, fists clenched tightly as she starts striding forward.
Ah. She's going to beat this guy into a marshmallow like she did the others trying to get stuff out of him, isn't she?
Thatwill probably not be the most effective method of doing things.
So I quickly move to follow her, coming right up to her side and matching her stride.
Shirone doesn't even look at me as she points up at my face, and states rather harshly and no-nonsense, "Not. Now."
I huff, "I know. I also know you're about to punch a guy into paste, but if you want info from him, it'll be much quicker and more concise if you let me do a thing again, alright?"
Shirone's finger drops, "...Fine. But I'm still probably going to beat him into paste."
I couldn't help my light chuckle, followed by a quick petting of her head, "I kind of figured."
Shirone's face flushed lightly at my touch, a light dusting of pink across her cheeks, before her tails lashed up and whipped at my hand, making me quickly withdraw.
We very shortly thereafter arrived at the crumbling building, and Shirone didn't waste a second in going right in, grabbing and dragging this guy out into the open grass in front of the building.
She pretty much threw him at my feet, then stood there, arms crossed, waiting as patiently as she could.
Looking down at this guy, I'm slightly shocked at how much older he looks compared to pretty much everyone else in the Hero Faction.
This guy is pretty clearly a man, not some sort of high school student. He's even wearing a suit, like an office worker's suit.
Despite looking more like your average office worker, it's still notable that he's in the Hero Faction of all groups. I feel like he'd stand out more considering they all tend to share a uniform, a theme.
He clearly breaks that theme though.
Still don't recognize him at all, no name, to him or his Sacred Gear
Well, let's change that then!
I squat down in front of him and place a hand on his chest.
It doesn't take long for a pure white light to pulse out from my hand, and across his body, causing him to sparkle.
And like a defibrillator, that light jolts him awake immediately, his eyes flying open as he moves to sit up abruptly.
I see, out of the corner of my eye, Shirone starts to moveprobably to play whack a moron with his head, but I move first, grabbing the guy's jaw as he's halfway sitting up, and making him look my way.
My way, into my freshly activated, spinning eyes
"You! Wha...What" The man tries to cry out, muffled as he is, before slowly tapering off into dazed nonsense, as his eyes morph to match my own in appearance.
Shirone stops, confusedly looking on.
Hmm. I healed him a little bit, so he'd wake upand so he wouldn't die. He's purely human after all, and I'm fairly certain Shirone caved in his chest with a punch earlier.
In any case, I healed him enough to where he wouldn't die and could maintain consciousness, but not enough to where he'd be able to use his gear effectively.
That's just to be safe, but especially in case the guy has a really powerful gear.
Judging by the scale of his Balance Breaker, he might have something like a New Longinus, and in that case, I'd need him weak so he can't resist my hypnosis.
Though, considering mind whamming him was only slightly more difficult than Freed was, which was barely noticeableprobably not anything like a Longinus.
After a second or two more of pumping his head full of Holy Spirit Power, I released his jaw, letting him slowly sit up.
Regardless, entrapment is successful, let's begin.
I start by asking, "Now then, buddywhat did you do to Akeno Himejima?"
"I" he began, voice slurring slightly, "Trapped withMy Sacred Gear's[Dreamlike Curse] Balance Breaker[Palaselene Utopia]."
I blink.
Thatwasn't helpful whatsoever. I don't recall a gear by that name, and that Balance Breaker name sounds more like a Tongue Breaker name if I'm being honest.
"...Elaborate on what exactly that means." I prompt.
"[Palaselene Utopia]...creates an illusionary worldwithin the space." He mutters out in response.
An illusionary world? That doesn't sound so bad, though
"What, exactly, do you use the illusionary world for?" I press on.
"Suppress their powers...fake a parallel worldcrumble victims mentality." He answers dully.
Oh. There it is.
I wince in realization at just what that can be used for.
I take it back, that's kind of scary for a non-Longinus. Less direct attack power, more psychologicalthat stuff is always kind of scary because it requires a different type of defense that most lack.
And considering Akeno's state, I'd wager she doesn't have that type of defense. In fact, I'd say she's especially weak to that type of attack considering hermental state pre-daddy issues being solved.
Which she's arguably in a worse state here than in canon?
Yeesh. Poor girl.
Shirone, it seems, also came to a similar conclusion, as she comes up from behind the guy, grabs him by his hair, what little there is, ouch, and pulls him down to the ground, slamming his head into the dirt.
The shock of which is enough for the mist in his eyes to clear, and revert to normal.
"Ugh!" He grunts in pain and shock, "Wha" But he can't get out his next word, as a small fist pounds his head further into the ground, snapping his jaw in the process.
I stand up, and step away, as my small white cat proceeds to lay into the man's face.
YeahI'll be back for that in a bit.
For now, I should tell Akeno that whatever she saw here was fake, simply illusions.
Not sure how well that'll help, but hey, Suzaku would probably be very mad with me if I didn't at least say something.
I can't fix Akeno's daddy issues, after this, I think Rias will probably be able to get through to her.
But some small comfort? That I can do.
So, I leave the sound of beatings, to the sounds of silence, where Akeno sat still, not having moved from her spot even an inch.
I squatted down in front of her, and although she couldn't meet my gaze, I tried my best to look her in the eye regardless.
"I dunno what you saw in there," I began, gently, "but whatever it is, it was all fake. The guy claimed it was a parallel world, but it was all fake; smoke and mirrors, illusions."
That caused her hand to twitch, before she slowly, slightly, shook her head.
"...Doesn't matter." She muttered, ruefully, "What I sawwasn't incorrect."
My eyebrow twitched before I breathed a sigh out through my nose in response.
Do I play therapist right now? The way she is, she'll likely respond like her Dad did.
Heh. Ironic.
The point is, it probably won't end well
At the same time though, who else is going to say what needs to be said here?
Rias might. But she's a little too soft for that.
Shirone probably would, if she had the emotional intelligence to figure it out.
And Yuutoyeah.
Fuck.
Why is it always me!?
"I doubt that." I found myself saying on reflex, "That guy showed you what he did to break you mentally because he couldn't fight normally. It was tantamount to torture, in a sense."
Akeno actually chuckled at that, "...Still doesn't make it wrongsome say, the worst kind of torture is the truth, after all" She waxed on wistfully.
I snorted, "I think you convinced yourself that what you saw was the truth because of your feelings."
For a second, Akeno didn't say anything, or even move, didn't even look like she breathed.
Then, slowly, she looked at me, eyes wide, trembling with something I couldn't quite decipher.
"...And how the hell would you know that?" She practically hissed back, dangerously.
"Because you hate yourself." I state, nonchalantly, even as her eyes widen further, "So, of course, people can't love you. Why would they? You hate you. Why would others love you? Except, you know, that's wrong. Like your Dad for instan"
A hand grabs my jaw tightly.
I didn't stop talking because it forced me to stop, I stopped to listen to her bullshit for a second before tearing it back down.
It was Akeno's hand, of course. And it flickered with golden lightningwhich would be about as effective as her physical strength against me.
I've got nothing to worry about.
"You" she breathed out shakily, "know nothingso don't you daretry to say anything about how I, or that man, feels!"
She wants to shout. I can tell, because her voice is near breaking just trying to talk louder.
She probably can't though, likely due to a lot of crying, and lack of sufficient liquids.
I hum at her words, before reaching up and grabbing her wrist, pulling it from my jaw.
"I know he attacked the Himejima to take revenge for your Mother." I try very hard not to smile as she instinctively sucks in a breath at that, hard, "I also know he was prepared to die doing it. That he probably wanted to, to atone."
"Then he should have just fallen on his spear if he wanted to atone so badl!"
This time, she's the one that gets cut off, as my hand meets the side of her face, and she's looking off to the side from the force of the blow.
I didn't slap her too hard, but I made sure she felt it.
She blinked, minutely, before slowly looking back at me, mouth slightly agape, "Y-You" She stuttered in confusion.
"Listen." I start, firmly, putting on my best impression of a very done Dad, "I won't say he's blameless. That he didn't fuck up. He didseveral times. His first, and most egregious mistake though, in my opinion, was letting you run around, alone, letting that hate inside you fester and boil.
"I dunno why he did it. For whatever reason he did though, he was stupid, and a coward. And I called him as such before I broke his nose.
"But, as for you? You're blaming the wrong man. You're forcing your hate on the wrong man, the wrong person, people, and blood.
"And look at what it's turned you into. A spiteful bitch that hates herself, her father, and her blood.
"Almost a decade, and you haven't even tried to get over it, have you? Content to stay, hiding inside your pain, and look at where it led you.
"If you keep this up, I promise you, not only will it continue to hurt you, but it'll hurt everyone you've come to love now." I let go of her wrist and stood up.
"So, to you, I sayget the fuck over yourself. Your Dad does love you, he's just a coward. And not all Fallen, and by extension, you, are shit because of him."
And that's that.
Ugh. That entire rant just soured my mood, damn it.
Granted, there's a part of me feeling intense catharsis getting out a good chunk of most of what I despise about this girl
But at the same time, ew, I'm playing therapist.
I suck at playing therapist. In fact, I hate playing therapist. It feels legitimately awful.
Akeno just sat there, staring up at me, absolutely flabbergasted, seemingly unable to say anything.
At the corners of her eyes, tiny little tears poke through, yet despite that she doesn't seem sadjust completely lost.
I sigh.
Rias, I leave the rest up to you.
Don't fuck it up.
Thankfully, sweet relief comes in the form of Shirone finally coming back from using that guyI just realized I never asked for his nameas a punching bag.
She's shaking her bloody hands off as she approaches, sees the two of us, and deadpans.
"...I don't want to know." She promptly says, before looking at Akeno, "Akeno-senpai, are you ready to head home?"
Akeno looked at her, "IY-YesI think" She stuttered out, barely sensical.
Shirone merely raised an eyebrow at her, before sighing and walking over to me.
She quickly gets on her tiptoes, and pecks me on the cheek, prompting me to blink in surprise.
"Your place, afterall this is done." She mutters to me.
Odd time for a booty call, but I can dig it.
She playfully slaps my chest with a huff, "Not like that, pervert."
Aww.
Shirone walks over to Akeno, and with one last wave, teleports away with her using a magic circle.
After a moment, I sigh, before calling out, "Okay Kuroka, you can come out now!"
Kuroka comes out from behind a nearby house, "Nyah!? Where's Shirone!"
"She took her Queen back home." I answer, getting Kuroka's sad meow in return, her ears drooping slightly at the news, before I then add, "We're staying at my home outside Kuoh tonight, she'll visit after this is all done."
It's astounding how fast her mood flips, as she perks up once again and does an excited little hop at the news, "Nyahah~! Shirone-chan~! Heehee~!"
I can only give her a small exasperated chuckleit's either going to be poor Kuroka, or poor Shirone tonight and somehow I feel like I know which way this is going to swing
~ A New Sun ~
Yeah, this figures.
I sit now, on the couch in my estate outside Kuoh, even later at night.
Shirone is sitting on my lap, leaning against my chest, while Kuroka pouts right next to us.
Kuroka loses again!
All being said though
I wrap my arms around my white-haired cat girl, "It didn't take long for you to show back updid everything turn out well back in town?"
Shirone huffed, her tails wiggling as she settled further against me, "...Well enough." She replied slowly, "After I told Rias-senpai that Akeno-senpai was back, she spurred on the others and pretty much all the fighting quickly resolved."
Ah, they got spurred on from Akeno returning then? That's good.
"Though" Shirone shifts slightly, looking up at me, "I couldn't help but notice, but Akeno-senpai seemedless depressed, moredistraught when I dropped her off at home. That was because of you, wasn't it, pervert-senpai?"
I simply smiled back down at her, "I did have a fewchoice words to say to her, yeah. Nothing perverted though, those are saved for a select few~..."
I move my hands down, and take two big handfuls of her nice plump rear, making sure to give them a nice squeeze.
Shirone, promptly, perks up and gives a low shuddering mewl, her face flushing, even as she manages to remain stoic, batting up at my face, "Bad perverted senpai! Bad!"
Holy that's cute.
Kuroka to my side pipes up, leaning forward as she does expressly to show her cleavage, "Yeah! Bad! You're supposed to grab both of us, nyah~!"
Shirone swipes out to her side, slapping her tits away, or trying to at least, "Shut up cow."
"Nyah!? Shirone!?" Kuroka cries and flinches back, scandalized.
The white cat promptly huffs, "Seriously though, hold onwe can do perverted stuff later. For nowsenpai?" She looks up at me, explicitly very serious as she reaches up, cupping the side of my face.
"...what's the story behind this scar?" She asks.
I blink.
Kuroka blinks as well, "Scar?" She questioned, leaning back in to look at the side Shirone had a hand on.
I see her eyes widen suddenly, seemingly catching on to what Shirone is talking about.
I, meanwhile, have no idea what she's talking about.
A scar? Those are possible for me to get?
Although, judging by the side of the face Shirone seems to be focusing on
"Oh." I utter in realization, before speaking up, "Yeah, I probably got that from the True Longinus. Fought its wielder earlierand the wielder of Dimension Lost, Annihilation MakerAh. Is there something wrong?"
I suddenly find myself being stared at by the two cat girls like actual cats ready to pounce on prey.
As the two get increasingly closer to my face with incredulous looks upon their own, I'm starting to think maybe I'm in danger.
Justnot from lightning, this time, eheh!
"You know" I start, staring off across the living room blankly, "I knew you two were gonna do something, but I didn't think it'd bethis."
Both cat girls give muffled hisses at that, them being muffled because they are currently trying to sink their teeth into the flesh of my shoulders.
They can't break past the skin of course, but points for effort I guess.
Shirone briefly releases my shoulder to speak up with a displeased huff, "I'd punch you senpai, but you wouldn't feel it at allunfortunately."
I raise my eyebrow at that, "And what makes you think I'd feel this instead?"
"You can feel our anger." She states plainly, before immediately chomping back down, hard.
You know what? I still don't feel it, physically, but with the looks these two are giving me as they try and bite down, I think I can see what she means.
It's Kuroka's turn not long after Shirone bites down again, as she dislodges her fangs and moves to glare at me, "How did you even end up fighting all of them!?"
Shirone gives me a very pointed look as her sister asks the million-dollar question.
I sigh, already knowing how they will react, "Would you believe me if I said they all tried to jump me to join them and their little gangbut when I declined and called them out, they didn't exactly take it well?"
Kuroka stared at me.
Then proceed to chomp back down.
Yeah. Yeah. I saw that one coming.
However to my slight shock, she quickly pulled back and went right back to glaring at me, "So you stayed and fought them all alone!? Why didn't you call for help!" She asked, incredulous and miffed.
AhI see where she's going with this. So, I looked her right back in the eyes, "Because True Longinus. That thing would have hurt me, possibly even killed me, If it had hit. But luckily, the guy himself wasn't strong enough for that. Even in his Balance Breaker." I reach over, putting my hand on her shoulder, "He would have killed you though, easily."
Kuroka almost immediately looked even further outraged, meanwhile, Shirone slowly let go of my shoulder, staring at me with wide eyes.
"True LonginusBalance Breaker?" She utters in slight horror, "Senpai, you fought thatand two other top Longinus? At the same time?"
Kuroka blinked, her emotions halting as that also sank in for her as well.
Uh oh.
"To be fair," I quickly speak up to clarify, "I didn't fight them all at the same time. The True Longinus user, he, well" I pause with a hum trying to figure out how to word this properly, "Right away, he made a tactical retreat to pull out a trump card, but it didn't work, leaving the rest of his people to fight me. He only went in with his Balance Breaker after all hope was lost, and they were all, mostly, dead."
That seemed to make them worry only slightly less. That's something at least.
"Still," Kuroka muttered, still a tad incensed, "how could you pretty much say that I wouldn't have been able to help?"
"I don't mean to dig at your strength or anything, Kuroka." I state, seriously, "I meant it literally. He would have just killed you, one of the abilities of his Balance Breaker lets him just straight up negate powersof women only." I snorted as I finished, holding in a laugh.
Seriously, trying to talk about Cao Cao's Balance Breaker in any serious capacity is nearly fucking impossible because of that one power.
Also, I know I shouldn't technically know about it, because he never got the chance to use it on me for obvious reasonsbut, well, dead men tell no tales and all that.
Shirone immediately deadpanned in my direction, and Kuroka damn near followed suit.
"...Seriously?" Kuorka said, in complete disbelief, "Darling, that"
"That's incredibly stupid." Shirone finishes for her sister, "What kind of person would you need to be to influence the True Longinus in such a way that it develops such apower."
I shrug, and state, completely uncaring, "An idiot, and considering his plans, I know I'm not wrong on that. The other abilities of his Balance Breaker were only kinda annoying," I continue, "a power to destroy weapons, that didn't work because I was too strong, the power to redirect attacks, teleport, flythe only one that damages me was just this particularly destructive one." I pat my chest, "And I healed that up in no time regardless."
Shirone purses her lips into a frown, "...that sounds a little more than annoying, senpai."
I shrug again, this time with a smile, "I mostly use my sword, and I was his physical superior even after the massive amp he got from his Balance Breaker. Any of my ranged attacks redirected I was immune to, so to not die immediately, he had to spam his teleport. That was the main annoyance." I huff, "Ended up catching him off guard with an illusion to put him down in the end."
"So, wait," Kuroka held up a hand, reaching over to touch the side of my face, "it doesn't sound like this guy gave you so much trouble, then how"
Ah, the scar.
That's embarrassing.
"Remember how I said most of them were dead before he decided to step up to the plate?" I sigh, "Yeah, one of them wasn't. I completely forgot about him, he had a shadow manipulation gear, and after his leader fell, he tried a sneak attack on me with the spear." I take Kuroka's hand in mine, "I caught it, mostly. Didn't think the scratch it made would leave anything, thoughthat's a first."
"It's a spear that can, and has, killed gods, idiot senpai" Shirone spoke back up, grabbing the side of my robe tightly, "Of course it's going to do more than your average weapon, or even your normal Sacred Gear."
Kuroka meanwhile, simply leans into my side entirely, and states, almost despondently, "...I still don't like any of this."
I give them both a small smile, and wrap an arm around each of them, holding them closeand in Shirone's case, pulling her into the hug.
"YeahI know. I didn't have fun with that fight myself." I give a huff of disappointment at that, "But I'm fine, and now that their users are dealt withwell, no need to worry about them anymore."
My cat girls cling to my sides even harder.
Manseeing how these two reacted, I'm probably going to have this same conversation with pretty much everyone, huh?
That's going to be a fun one to have with Kunou and Yasaka.
Though, that reminds mewhat with everything that suddenly happened, is Yasaka still going to meet with Indra? I haven't gotten a message or anything from her about it so
And speaking of the big Hindu God King himselfI'm kind of shocked he didn't come and try to stop me from killing Cao Cao and others.
Fucking precogs You can never be sure what exactly they'll do, especially in Indra's case, because the extent of his precognition isn't really clear.
I can only make assumptions, and my best guess is he didn't act because the future with me around doesn't require him to have his Hero Faction Vanguard.
If I assume most or everything he does is to prepare for his future war against Shiva, then I can also assume that he probably sacked these guys to not piss me off.
Because I know me, I'm the pettiest guy I know. If he did swoop in and save those morons, I'd have joined up with Shiva in a heartbeatpurely to fuck with the doofus.
And considering how strong I've gotten in nearly a few months short of a year, give me some time, and I'll be boxing with another lightning god in no time.
But once again, that's all speculation on my part.
The only way to truly understand precogs is to be one yourself.
"...Senpai." Shirone abruptly speaks up again, causing me to look down at her.
"Hmm?" I hum, "What's up?"
"...You said you killed the True Longinus user, right? Caught him off guard and all that?" She questions, slowly.
"Yeah?" I confirm again, easily, "Why do you ask?"
"If he was already deadthen how did the shadow manipulation gear user get ahold of the spear to use against you?" She asks this time, completely confused with a cute little frown, "Sacred Gears are supposed to vanish, and return to the System, right?"
Kuroka nods along with her sister's words, and I just sort of shrugged, helplessly.
"There, I have no idea." Both cat girls look up at me, and I elaborate with a sigh, "The spear remained after he died, it didn't vanish or really even do anything else. Right now, it's just a very long hunk of metal and wood that can hurt gods pretty bad if you hit them with the metal end."
"...Eh?" Kuorka tilted her head.
"That'snot how sacred gears work, though?" Shirone continued to question, "Waitif the spear is still around, where did you"
"Under my bed." I state, entirely serious.
Shirone simplystared at me.
"Nyahahaha!" Kuroka chuckled, "No one would think to check there if someone did come looking for it! Good idea darling, nyah~!"
I nod, sagely, at my black cat's words.
Shirone continued to stare at us like we were both idiots, before shaking her head, and vocalizing it with a tired and pained sigh, "...I'm surrounded by absolute morons."
I chuckle at them both after a moment, before putting a hand on each of their heads, "To be honest, I don't think there will be anyone coming after the spear. This is the first time I've heard of it doing thisI doubt anyone else knows."
Well. I know a bunch of Shinto and Hindu Gods were watching the fight, but I don't think they can parse that the True Longinus didn't return to the System after I killeduh, what's his name?
Edgy guy with glasses. The shadow user. Whatever his name is.
Regardless, the deities that were watching weren't truly present, but more like keeping a side eye on things through their shrines. If they were more focused, or present, then sure, I'd be worrying much more about thembut for now, I think the secrets safe with me and those who I wish to share it with.
The only one who it makes sense would know would probably be the maker of the System himselfbut I'm sure I'll know if he knows in due time.
"With that being said!" I continue, "Let's try and keep who knows this between as few people as possible, yeah?"
Shirone snorts at that, "No need to worry about me blabbingit's the cow you need to worry about." She thrusts her thumb in her sister's direction.
Kuroka nearly doubled over at her words, as though struck, "S-Shirone!?" She whines, "I'm not that unreliable!"
"I could see you leaking the fact the Spear of Destiny is under your bed during a gamer rage or high." I add, much to her shock.
"D-Darling! That's not! Mmmmm! I won't! I promise!" She tugs on my robe, helpless and speechless, as Shirone nods along in agreement.
For a moment, Shirone and I just stared at her as she made increasingly distressed noises over are supposed lack of faith.
I pulled the black cat in, hugging and patting her head with a chuckle, before comforting her, "Don't worry, don't worrywe don't think you'll leak it, we love you, alright?"
"Hmph." Shirone huffed, and looked away, pouting like the cute little tsundere cat she is.
Kuroka calmed down eventually in my arms, though meanwhile, I was figuring out who I was going, or needed to, tell about the spear.
First things first, Uzume and Rose. I don't want either of them cleaning and suddenly stumbling upon the thing under my bed. That'dbe interesting to explain. Especially to Uzume.
Though knowing her, she'd somehow get herself stabbed by it or something, and that'd be a much bigger problem.
My only worry is Uzume blabbing about it when she's drunk or somethingbut hopefully, I can impress upon her how important it is to keep this one secret so there isn't a risk there.
Besides them though, I'm not sure if the others: Suzaku, Yasaka, and Kunou need to know.
I probably should tell them though as they are important to me. Also, it'd be funny to see their reactions to me casually stating I have the Spear of Destiny under my bed.
Heh.
Well, in any event, all that's probably going to have to wait, since I doubt these two are going to let me leave tonight.
Not like I practically want to, but still, Yasaka might need me.
Eh, I'll just send a clone if that's the case.
For now though!
I reach out and wrap an arm around Shirone's waist, pulling her right up against us, much to her chagrin.
Such a reaction was only amplified once Kuroka felt her sister brush up against her, and the black cat immediately moved to snatch her up in a snuggling hug as well.
While her sister cooed and purred over her, Shirone tried with faux desperation to get out of her graspto no avail.
I watched along with a smile.
It occurs to me that I probably should tell Shirone about the Hero Faction since they did attack them and all, just to fill in what exactly is going on, but Rias is probably too busy fussing over Akeno and Yuuto for that.
So, tomorrow then. I'll fill Shirone in on everything she and the Peerage need to know, then I need to head back home and tell my girls there what they need to know, and then I'll hit up Yasaka and Kunou and see how everything is going.
Ah, damn, look at that! I'm busy again. Fuck.
Well, at least it isn't a series of meetings that make me want to commit die. So there's that at least.
And not only that but if plans haven't been shaken up too much, I should be taking Kunou out soon. The whole courting thing and all that.
I am looking forward to that
Okay, maybe things aren't too bad.
But! For tonightcat girls!
~ A New Sun ~
We all ended up falling asleep on the couch last night, so, when morning came, I found myself sprawled out on it with my cat girls similarly sprawled out over me.
Mostly. Kuroka used Shirone as a stuffed animal last night.
I'd say deserved, she can be pretty mean sometimes. Turnabouts fair play and all that.
Rias blew up Shirone's phone last night after we all fell asleep. Probably should have seen that one coming, but luckily, the white cat had the sense to tell the redhead where she was going after dropping off Lesser Suzaku.
So rather than blowing up the phone because Rias didn't where she was, she was blowing up the phone wondering when Shirone was coming back.
Turns out, things are going to get pretty busy soon around here, what with the attack and all.
Before she left, I relayed everything I knew about the Hero Faction to the cat girlalong with the fact that with the death of most of their leaders, the group was probably already done in.
Though there's the possibility of remnants trying shit, but I doubted that. Even if they did, I doubt they have any reserve members strong enough to be a legitimate threat.
There's always a possibility, but it's slim.
Shirone left soon after, and Kuroka and I went back to the Kyoto Palace.
The first thing we saw when we appeared in the bedroom?
"A-A-Ah?"
Was Rose, standing there in front of the bed, holding up the hastily wrapped-up and partially exposed True Longinus, staring at it and stuttering the same thing over and over again, like a broken record on repeat.
Kuroka turned and looked at me, and almost immediately started cackling.
I simply deadpan stared at Rose, it was the crack of dawn, and she was already awake. And cleaning?
Then again, Rose is a hard worker like that,
Fucking Murphy.
Well, at least it wasn't Uzume. From my senses, I can tell she isn't even home right now.
Thankfully.
Even when I came up behind her and gently pulled the spear out of her hand, she still stared at where it was and kept making the same stuttering sound. I even grabbed her shoulder and shook her a bit, but still, nothing.
I sighed, deeply, "Kuroka?"
"Yesss darling, nyah~?" She drawled with a mischievous glint.
"Get some water please."
"Nyahahaha~! Very well!" She practically skipped off to do what I asked.
Well. I guess Rose here is going to be the first I let in the know then!
With a shocking amount of speed, it didn't take long for Kuroka to come back with a full bucket of water.
Pretty sure she took that from the shed for the gardens.
"...Kuroka, I don't think we need that much water." I immediately say.
The black cat doesn't seem the least bit dejected though, merely giving me a simple hum, "...Nah, in fact, it may not even be enough, nyah~!"
Then, without a moment of waste, she dumped the whole thing onto Rose, throwing all the water at her once.
"H-HUH!? AIYYYEEE!?"
It was, in fact, enough, as Rose's sudden jumping and screaming can attest to.
Kuroka pouted at that though.
Rose, though shivering like mad and drenched, immediately whirled around in our direction.
I idly note that I can now very easily see through everything she's wearing, but that's nowhere near as important as the fact that once her eyes see me holding the spear, they immediately seem to lock back up.
"What wa- that? Ah? OW!"
I correct that this time, by immediately bonking her on the head with the Spear of Destiny.
The shaft. Not the blade. She's Half-God, after all, don't want to take risks there.
In fact, I imagine her being half a god is probably why she's having such a reaction to seeing the thing just sort of lying around.
As Rose reaches up, clutching and rubbing her head, I quickly apologize, "Sorry about thatdidn't want you to lock up again on us."
"A-AhIt's alrightI think?" She looks down at her clothes, finally noticing that they are very see-through, squeaks, and promptly forgets about her head, wrapping her arms around her bosom to cover them, "W-Was the water necessary!?"
"Yup, nyah~!" Kuroka answers proudly, to Rose's light glare.
Before Kuroka starts some more shit, I speak up, "Alright, girls? How about we go to the living area, get some food, and I can explain to Rose what went on last night in much more comfort."
Kuroka's eyes sharpened almost comically at the mention of food, while Rose quickly nodded, looking equally exasperated, confused, and worried, all at once.
Without a second to waste, I slid the spear back under the bed, much to Rose's visible bafflement, before holding my hand out toward the door.
As the two scurried off in that direction, I sighed, only hoping for one thing
This damn spear better not cause me more trouble than it has this morning, or else I will find a way to crack the fucker in half!
Then again, who can say? From here on out, I'll be flying almost entirely blind.
The Hero Faction was the only real 'arc' left to happen, from here on out? It's pretty much anyone's guess.
Though at this point
I suppose there's no real use in worrying over it anymore, now that it's come, huh?
~ A New Sun ~
Ceaser Villers is a high-ranking teacher in the Protestant Church. He teaches the Church's warriors and raises them to fight the evil creatures of the darkness, the heretics, the witches, the pagans, and monsters.
And after he's done all he can there, he gives them holy missions to do such a job.
He wouldn't say things changed there for him, all those months ago, unlike everywhere else.
Change has been in the air for a long time, but not for him, never for him.
God has deemed his duty just, and his job well done. So for Ceaser Villers, there is not much change.
Until today.
He was visited by an Angel.
Something that, so he hears, has been more and more common as of late.
Sure, Angels work in the Church all the time, performing duties within the House of God. There is no doubt about that, that has been a constant.
But Angels acting as Messengers? Thatthat hasn't happened since ancient times.
Since those months ago, more and more Angels came from Heaven, claiming decrees from the Almighty, claiming and bringing change.
Preeminently to the Vatican, as he has heard.
A part of him never really believed it. Why would he? The Vatican, the Catholic Church, changing?
Throwing out the corrupt, the heathens, the swine, both Exorcist and not?
Hah! That's a nice joke, he had thought.
But then again, he too was visited.
Perhaps there was more to those rumors than he originally gave them credit for.
Still, it's an odd world they live in now, he supposes.
An Angel came down to him and gave him a mission to give out.
It was an unusual request. One to recover something, not destroy forces of evil like he usually assigns.
Even stranger still, it's in a predominately pagan country, all the way in the East.
Japan.
He doesn't see what would be so worth it that Heaven, and God himself supposedly, would need to send a full team of Exorcists there to acquire.
But, ah well? Who's he to judge the goings on of the Almighty, his Lord God?
Now, if only the warriors he's supposed to send off on this mission would arrive here in a timely manner
To be fair to them, most of them already have, a bunch of girlsone he even trained himself, is already waiting here.
There's just one specific member of their retinue who's taking his sweet time arriving.
Caesar Viller perked up.
Ah, as though by divine providence
Behind him, the big heavy doors of the Canterbury Cathedral pushed open, and in walked a man.
Caesar Villers stood up. "You're late"
A rather young, blonde-haired man, with soft green eyes, and a seemingly permanent kind smile stretched across his face.
The Strongest Exorcist. The Strongest Believer. The Strongest of the Churches as a whole.
Caesar Viller turned to meet him, "Dulio Gesualdo."
God's Beloved Warrior.
The man chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck apologetically.
"Sorry I'm late."
I don't think I've ever seen Rose look quite so distraught before.
And it's not the kind of distraught that I saw etched on her face when she had to deal with Odin's tomfoolery, no, this was a whole new breed of distraught.
It was also all over one very specific detail.
"So, if I'm hearing this right," Rose began to reiterate, entirely ignoring the crunching noises from Kuroka eating chips in the background, "the Spear of Destiny somehow didn't return the System when its user died, so you took itand shoved it under your bed." She stressed the end particularly harshly.
I nodded along at her words, happily.
Rose sighed in turn, painfully.
"Don't you haveanywhere else to put it? Like a vault? Or maybe it would be a good idea to hand it to the Gods for safekeeping?" Rose tried, rubbing her forehead with her fingers as she looked at me, almost pleadingly.
I chuckled, and waved her off, gently, "Nah. Well, I probably do have something like a vault around her somewherethat'd be too obvious a place to check if someone comes looking for it.
"As for handing it over to the Gods," I pause, humming in thought at the idea, "I think I got a good read on my mother, and she wouldn't want news getting out they had the thing if I did hand it over, soshe'd likely just stuff it under her bed instead."
Kuroka snorted and cackled in the background, while Rose groaned heavily, leaning forward to dip her head down and look at the floor.
I reached over, and gently patted her head, making sure to ruffle her beautiful silvery white hair at least a little bit.
"Don't you worry so much about it, alright, Rose?" I reassure her with a small smile, "If something does happen relating to the spear, like say it starts glowing for no reason, I fully intend to break that bitch in half and chuck it halfway to Hawaii."
Rose lifts her head abruptly, but slowly, at my touch and words, "II don't think you need to go that far, butwell, alright." She sighs, and gives a small tired smile back at me, "I'll leave it to you."
I give her a nod in return, "Thanks, Rose."
She blushes slightly, and in the background, I can vaguely see Kuroka poking her head into the room, smirking at the silver-haired girl.
Ah, poor Rose. I will probably have to leave here soon, which means you get stuck with the cat all day.
Apologies, preemptively.
Though before I can do so verbally, Rose suddenly perks up, "Oh! Right! Nori." She tries to look and speak professionally again, but her fingers twitch in her lap at merely saying my name.
Probably because it isn't professional or some such.
Cute~!
She clears her throat before continuing, "Speaking of your Mother, she, and the Shinto, sent awell, lots of things." With a wave of her hand, a magic circle appeared and deposited one of those three-ringed binders straight into her palm.
Except, unlike most binders, the one which she just summoned to her hand was full.
She sets it down on the table directly next to us and flips it open with professional grace.
"I went through everything, categorized and listed every item based on value and level of importance" At this point, she started rambling on a bit too quickly, and I quickly lost track of what she was saying, blinking blearily at her as she started, somehow, going intobudgets.
Huh.
Though, on a side note, it was at this point I realized that this is probably what she was doing all those days ago when I saw her doing paperwork almost religiously.
I didn't even know the stuff she sent had come in!
Man, Odin floundered with this one, didn't he?
Rose was still going, so I stopped her by simply standing up.
The act caused her to pause in confusion, then sputter as I reached over and placed my hand right on her head.
"Look at you," I give her a proud smile, "already doing so much for something that isn't that important."
She almost immediately became twitchy at my words, "I beg to differ," she politely, yet shyly, shot back, "rewards or gifts from the Chief God of a Pantheonthat shouldn't be taken so lightly."
I shrug, "Maybe. Maybe not. Still." I ruffle her hair, causing her to yelp, "I appreciate it regardless. Your work will certainly help me sort through everything easier. So, for that, I thank you. Good job Rose."
The poor girl almost immediately flushed and looked away when I was done speaking, muttering out something very quietly, so quiet, I couldn't actually hear her.
Though based on the way her lips moved, if I had to guess, I'd say she said something like, 'I'm just doing my job' or some such variation of that.
Jeezhow little did this girl get genuine well-meaning praise that wasn't immediately followed up with a snide remark about her lack of a love life?
Before the girl could fall over or something, I quickly continued with the original point I wanted to bring up before Rose jumped in first.
"I'll make sure to check it out later, alright?" I continue, smiling as she looks up at me in silent and shy askance, "I've got to go check up on the fox girls in Urakyoto, see if they need any help with the cleanup going on, and see what's up with the meeting with Indra's people that was supposed to happen last night."
Rose stared at me, slightly agape, "...Meeting with Indra?" Rose spoke, the words laced with disbelief despite her having spoken them herself, "...Why would he want to meet with some Youkai Leader in Japan, of all places?" She immediately questioned, her eyebrows creasing in befuddlement.
It doesn't make any sense to me either, Rose, I know.
Though
I raise my eyebrow at her, "It sounds like you know him. You and the old virgin met with him before?" I ask, purely out of curiosity.
Rose almost makes something of a scoff at that, seemingly not even hearing my disrespectful nickname toward her old employer, "No, we haven't, he refused to even send his underlings to convene with us when we passed through his territory. Something about us being from a savage, cold, backwater that nobody knows or cares about?" Rose practically seethed as she recounted.
I whistled at that, "Damnwhat an arrogant asshole."
Already knew he was one, but still. Definitely going to say that to his face if I ever meet him, see how bad it pisses him off.
Rose crossed her arms under her chest and leaned back into the couch as she let out an annoyed sigh, "...That's one way of putting it." She agreed, "I'll say, it's also fairly suspicious this meeting was supposed to happen right around when several Longinus users ambush and attack you and Kuoh Townat the same time."
"YeahI know, something feels up there." I stretch my arms out, pausing to let out a light groan as I do, "But, ahwell, there's only one way to find out if he's involved, and that would be questioning him personallysomething I doubt will be happening anytime soon."
Rose gave a conceding, albeit annoyed, nod at that, as I pulled out my phone.
Hmm, still nothing from the foxes
I fire off a quick message, telling them I'm coming on over, before slipping the phone away.
"Now then," I start, heading toward the door, "I'll be back when I get back. Till then, Rose is in charge!"
"OKay?" Rose slowly accepts.
"Nyah~!?" Kuroka shouts and sputters in indignation and shock in the background.
There we go. That ought to make sure she isn't too much to handle.
Of course, before the cat can come bursting out to protest, I quickly make my way out the door with a snicker and a smirk.
Next stop? Urakyoto!
~ A New Sun ~
During a big incident, you can usually expect there to be a bit of movement, bustling, and a touch of well-ordered chaos.
Especially within the center of power which governs the area in which said incident takes place.
It's odd, but that, as a whole, wasn't happening in Urakyoto.
The backdoor straight to the palace was sealed up, which makes sense as a security precaution, so I took the 'long' way around, into the city proper.
For the most part, the city seemed about as bustly as usual. There wasn't any panic or fear, no one seemed to care or even know that three Longinus users were just galavanting around practically right out their city causing chaos.
It was only really when I strolled up to the palace did I see anything resembling urgency.
I barely managed to make it to the gates before several tengu, including a much older one whom I assume is the leader or captain of some sort, landed right in front of me.
"Lady Yasaka and Princess Kunou were expecting you, Lord Kusanagi," the older tengu stated gruffly while bowing minorly, "come. They are busy right now, but we will lead you to a place where you can wait for them in peace."
He turns, although mid-turn he grumbles, "It's a good thing you didn't try and play shinobi this time"
I gave the old bird a good-natured chuckle at that and followed him leisurely as he started walking.
The other tengu didn't follow, and instead spread back out, taking to the skies around and likely on the walls surrounding the drearily lit palace.
I was swiftly led to what I thought might be a private living room, judging by the rather lax and modest traditional decor, a bunch of mats, cushions, tables, and such.
The old tengu left without even huffing a word quickly after that, which is perfectly fine by me.
I'd say I don't think he likes me much, but on the other hand, he might just be your classic Japanese old-guard stereotype who doesn't like anyone.
Can never really tell at first glance.
Regardless, it is here I sit now, on a rather comfortable mat, leaning back into it in a way that would likely completely fuck up my backif I wasn't built differently.
But I am, so I don't care. It's nice and comfy!
In the meantime, I let my senses spread out, finding the hustle and bustle of the Palace's occupants that I was expecting to find out in the city as a whole.
Everyone's running around, especially the tengu guards, going to and fro, leaving the Palace only to return for something or another, and leave again.
I unfortunately can't tell the specifics, but still, they're moving.
Hmm, I'm also sensing a few familiar ki's lumbering about. The Genbu and Byakko, they're with Yasaka right now.
The North and West clans right? Huh. Was the bridge I was fighting on in the territory under their clan's control? Or, maybe in between the two?
In any case, I'm glad I've kept a tight leash on my powers since I arrived in the city. If I was fighting in their territory, I'd rather not deal with them sensing me and coming to hassle me.
Not like I think Genbu would. But Byakko would one-hundred percent show up to complain about not getting invited to fight a bunch of Longinus users.
In any event, it looks like Yasaka is going to be held up for a little while still.
But Kunou, well, it didn't long for her to show up, promptly ruining all the relaxing vibes I had built up.
The door slid open, and almost as soon as she stepped in, she began.
"...You know that's where Mother usually sits, right?"
"No. I didn't, actually." I grunted back at her groggily, my eyes barely halfway open, "I don't live here you know?"
A huff, followed by dainty little footsteps coming over to and stopping in front of me, followed.
I managed to open my eyes just a touch more, and damn near opened them the rest of the way immediately when I finally registered what exactly I was seeing.
It was Kunou alright, but in an outfit I didn't expect at all. Rather than some sort of fancy kimono, she was wearing a pure white blouse, with red frilly outlines, and a cute little red bow just beneath the cleavage of her chest. Her skirt and stockings were also white, with a little bit of red outlines on the upper portion of the stockings to match the blouse.
Needless to say, she looked fucking cute. At the same time, the amount of cleavage and those stockings are stirring something in me
Kunou seems completely oblivious to her flipping a bunch of my internal switches, and yet still makes it worse by crossing her arms under her chest and leaning forward to look down at me pompously.
"Well? Now you do! Get up!" She commanded.
I wasn't listening though, and instead, reached out, and grabbed her arms.
"...Huh? What are you-EEK!?"
And then promptly pulled her into my lap and right up against me.
Fluffy tails acquired.
"Hnnngh!" She squirmed around, "What do you think you're doing, pervert!"
I wrapped my arms around her waist, holding her against me tightly so she couldn't escape.
"Well, I was just thinking, I could use another pillow to make laying here more comfortable" I drawled out with faux tiredness, "Then you came along, Princess. Now here we are!"
"Huh!?" She scoffs, sounding legitimately offended, "I-I'm not some pillow you can just-"
I proceed to shut her up, by snuggling her.
"HHNNGHHHH!" That, unfortunately, just makes her squirm harder, "And here I was! Coming to check on you after you fought three Longinus users! You big damn pervert! Let me go!"
Doubly unfortunately, her words just make me squeeze her back harder, and coo, "Awww~! You do care!"
"Ghaa! You degenerate sicko! Not anymore!" She rapidly bats at my head, almost like a cat.
I chuckle even as she spats and bats at me more and more.
Until eventually, my voice loses its teasing tone, and I start again.
"Seriously though, when I saw what you were wearing, I couldn't help just snatching you upyou're oh so lucky, you know?" I move to whisper to her ear, "I would have started a diplomatic incident already if the plan wasn't to bed you after our date~!"
Kunou shivers and lets out a breathy gasp at that, finally simmering down, she lets out a much quieter and weak, "D-Damn perv"
I give her a good-natured chuckle. She slapped me over the head again, not like it did anything.
"...I was worried, once Mother told me what happened." Kunou begins after a moment's pause, leaning against me herself, "But she seemed confident you were okay, and as much of adeviant," she hisses out lowly, "as you can be sometimes, your strength is the real deal. Just like when you fought Ibaraki. And Loki, too. But, still."
Her tails swayed restlessly behind her as she pushed her face into my chest, "...I don't like it." She muffledly admits.
I raise an eyebrow, "Don't like what?"
"Theidea of you getting hurt." She clarifies, slowly.
This is prime teasing bait, but no, not now. Maybe later.
I rub and pat her back gently, "Yeah, that'd do it. You care, so you don't want me hurtbut I care, so I go and fight the idiots, the malicious, the whoeverso you all don't get hurt first." I reach up, scratching her fluffy little fox ears, "I heal, but you don'tso feel free to worry, because I know I won't be able to stop you, just know, I'll come back no matter what, alright?"
After a second, Kunou slowly pulls back, looking me straight in the eyes.
"...Do you promise?" She asks, sternly, almost desperately.
I don't even hesitate. Why would I when it's the truth?
"I promise."
"Do you mean it?" She fired back, grasping onto me tightly, eyes growing intense, "Because failing to uphold a promise to a Princess is punishable, you know!"
I give her an amused chuckle, before answering again, "Yeah, I promise, Princess. I do."
She gives me a good, long, and hard stern stare, before relaxing just a tad and nodding in satisfaction.
"Good." She starts, relieved, "Then, because I am a benevolent Princess who rewards those who do well" She trails off.
I don't even get to ask what exactly she means by that, before she outright shows me, by leaning forward and kissing me on the cheek.
It was pretty tame, but for her, it was a tad shocking, so I was still slightly stunned.
She pulls back, and gives me a cute little wink, "Keep up the good work, and who knows, there might be more where that came from."
Ah, there's her Princess training from Yasaka kicking in.
I smirk back at her, "Might?" I parrot back huskily, before dragging her right back up against me, our faces right up against each other as I look her right in the eye, "Oh, Princessyou forget yourselfI'll be taking everything eventually~..."
Unfortunately, her Princess training wasn't Nori training, so Kunou almost immediately gives a full-body shiver that shoots down her spine are my words, as she bites her lip, and her cheeks light up like spotlights.
Her only retaliatory comment?
"Damn, p-perv"
"You know it~!" I add on with a chuckle, causing her to look down and give a long huffing sigh.
As fun as it is teasing my little fox princess here, we do have stuff we need to discuss, unfortunately.
Now that all of that is out of the way, may as well get into this.
"Speaking of taking everything," I continued with a smile, to her embarrassed groan, "our date. That still on for anytime soon?"
Kunou slowly looks back up at me, much more shyly than before, "Isuppose? Mother is handling pretty much everything right now, I only helped out here or there at the start." She pointed at me, "Also, you mean 'courting ritual', correct?"
I rolled my eyes at that, and swiftly waved her off, "Pretty much the same thing. I'm just calling it a date because it's easier to say, and I'm feeling mighty lazy right now."
She huffs at that, "You better not be lazy for our day" he blush magnified, "...or night." She finished, a touch quieter.
I chuckled, and quickly spoke to assuage her of that idea, "I won't be. Got it all pretty much planned out already, in fact."
"Really?" She perked up, "That'sgood, yes. Hmph." She nods a few times, "That's far better than I was expecting."
Hey now. I may be blunt, and kind of a dick at times, but I try not to slouch on special occasions like this!
Blow to my pride brushed aside though, though not forgotten, I continue.
"All that's left is when we are actually going to head out."
Kunou hummed in thought, "How aboutWell, I want to say tonight, but that might be a bit too earlyI want to make sure Mother doesn't need me." She looks my way, unsure, "IsIs that okay?"
I pat her on the head all of a sudden, causing her to squeak in indignation, "Heh! Of course it's okay, Princess, there isn't a time limit to this or anything. We can head out whenever you're ready."
She huffed, batting my hand away before responding with a pout, "Then tomorrow, most definitely, if Mother doesn't need me!" She nods a few times, as if proud of herself for being able to schedule.
Cute.
"That aside," Kunou continues, a frown slowly growing across her pretty little face, "can you please get off of Mother's seat now!?"
She's still on about this?
"I don't see her usin' it." I reply plainly, leaning back into the cushions, dragging the small fox girl with me along the way.
"W-Well!" Kunou sputtered as we went down, "That's because she's busy! She'll want to use it after she's done!"
"Then she's welcome to join us." I state, prompting Kunou to blanche.
"J-Join!? ThatThat's!" She stumbles over her words, her tails rapidly swaying with something like panic, "That's degenerate!"
"No, that's oyakodon." I corrected her.
"...What!?" She cries in legitimate confusion.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
"Besides," I continue, pretending I didn't say that, "there's plenty of room here. It'll be fine~..." I trail off.
"Hnnghhh!" Kunou struggles, squirming around atop me, before finally giving up with one final pout.
With that, we lay in a comfortable silence.
For all but a few minutes, before the Princess had to ruin it.
"...Can you at least tell me where you plan to court me?" She mumbled out all of a sudden.
"You mean where I plan to take you on a date and then proceed to have my wicked way with you?" I correct once more.
"Hnnnghhhh!" She strains, only reaching up to bat me on the face once, "I'm being serious you depraved man"
"So am I?" I snarked back, only to get batted once again.
"Come on!" She almost pleads, "You can't tell me even a little bit?"
I hum thoughtfully at that for a second, before shrugging and deciding to give her a few crumbs.
"So, I know your Mother can't leave Kyoto. I figured that means you haven't really gotten the chance to leave yourself, right?" I half ask, half state, already figuring I know the answer to that.
I wasn't shocked when she nodded, slowly, "You're right, the furthest I've been out of Kyoto has been to Tokyo, that's about it." She fills in my assumption, slightly downtrodden.
I nod back at her, "That's about what I figured, yeah, so we'll be heading out a little further than Tokyo."
She perked up at that, "...How far are you talking about?"
I hum, keeping my lips shut in a smile, even as her stare becomes an increasingly more and more intense glare.
I didn't break, more so that I just wanted to tease her a little more before I gave her the crumbs.
Just when it looked like she was about to turn away with a huff and become her default state of haughty pouting Princess, I spoke up.
"Well, I heard of a couple of places over on Kyushu Island that were free and looked quite beautiful this time of year."
"...Kyushu?" She parroted back, with a touch of awe, and almost something sounding like disbelief, "ThatWell!" She gave me this absolutely beautiful smile, her excitement barely contained in her voice, "I can't wait."
Wellif you're going to look at me like that, I have to say the same, huh?
"Well now," I muse with a smile, "it's been a while since I've seen you wearing that, hasn't it?"
"Hush you!" Kunou quickly fires back, "It has! But, you know" she blushes, and turns away, and although she tries to hide it, I can still see traces of a small smile spreading across her face, "It's a special day, and I remember how much you liked it, so I figuredwhy not?"
Why not indeed?
She's wearing the same pretty pink kimono that her mother made her put on when I first showed up at Urakyoto and man, it has not lost its luster one bit. Even in the rather dreary lighting of the city and Urakyoto Palace behind us.
It's also perfect because our date won't be starting bright and early, instead, we're starting a little bit after noon.
It's a little poetic in that respect truly, since this is around the time that my day with Yasaka had to end early for work.
Now, my day with Kunou is starting late because of work.
I think the world might be telling me something there.
Well, that, or it's being cheeky to fuck with me.
Either or.
Regardless, I still have a whole half of the day plans left to use, and it's not like the main attraction that I was talking about the other day is closed or anything.
Okay, technically, it's not even open to the public yet, and won't be until November.
But! I have bullshit powers that let me ignore things like that!
Is it bad that I'm getting into the habit of scurting things like this?
Naahhh.
If it's for girls, it's perfectly acceptable.
It's also kind of funny, I did the same thing for Yasaka's day too. Heh.
With that spirit in mind, I hold my arm out to her.
"Are you ready then, Princess?" I ask, with noble inflection.
She nearly huffs a rather undignified snort but manages to catch herself and chuckle instead, "I have informed everyone that needs to know that I'll be gone and all that, soyes." She takes my arms, practically snuggling up against it, "I'm ready!"
I return her chuckle with my own, "Then pleaseclose your eyes."
She blinks, "Huh?" and looks up at me quizzically.
I don't elaborate, instead, I simply smile at her.
After a moment, she finally realized I was not going to explain, and so complied with a haughty huff, closing her eyes.
I didn't even hesitate, as soon as she did, we vanished.
In a burst of golden light, we appeared elsewhere.
The jolt from the movement understandably caused Kunou's eyes to fly open, right as the light faded.
"H-Huh!? What was" she blinks, blearily, as she finally sees where we ended up, "...woah. T-This is"
"Gorgeous?" I tried filling in for her, "I know." I couldn't help the pleased chuckle that came up from my gut as I watched her completely awed expression.
We have appeared in a giant forest path. Beneath our feet, fallen leaves of all sorts of colors adorn the path seemingly off into the distance, and to our sides, the trees from which the leaves came.
Vibrant oranges, yellows, reds, and greens. And once again, heading straight down the path, seemingly continued for as far as the eye could see.
The trees here were still in transition from Summer to Fall, to the colors were much more a mishmash than when it's usually shown to the public I feelbut honestly? I think that just makes the sight even more beautiful.
Idly, Kunou reaches out, as a leaf randomly falls into her hand, "...Where are we?" She asks, almost in a daze.
"I told you yesterday, didn't I?" I answer with a smirk, "Kyushu Island. Nearly the northeasternmost point of it. Specifically, we are currently standing the Kawachi Wisteria Garden."
Kunou took a moment to process that, "Butthese aren't even" She swept her gaze across the definitely not wisteria trees.
She's right of course. We are specifically where some seven hundred such variety of different trees fill the gardens specifically for the autumn.
It's not like we'll miss the wisteria part of the gardens, though. There are twenty-two wisteria trees, that bloom across something like ten thousand square meters across the garden.
In freedom units, that's a bit over six miles, which is a lot.
So I doubt we'll miss it.
"That's correct," I confirm aloud for her, "don't worry thoughI think if we follow this path, we'll come across the wisteria section eventually."
Kunou's eyes widened at that, and she smiled and held my arm even tighter, "You said yesterday you had everything planned out, yes?"
I nod along, "Yes, I do."
Her smile grew bigger, "Then what of food, hmm?"
I roll my eyes, "Of course, we can grab a snack if you so desireor dunch if you'd prefer."
She almost immediately recoiled at my words, "Dunch? What!?"
I cackled, "Dunch. In between dinner and lunch. Like brunch."
"That sounds soso" Kunou looked legitimately offended at the word combination.
To be honest, I kind of am too. Just doesn't have the same ring to it as brunch.
Of course, that's not all I have plannedthough, I'm not going to just tell her right now.
We'll see though, just how much of Kyushu Island we can see in half a day.
~ A New Sun ~
As it would turn out, not much, though I probably should have seen that coming.
We only managed to hit the major city of Kitakyushu and have dinner there after wandering around so, so many acres of that wisteria garden.
Still, Kunou seemed to enjoy it. No matter where we went, she couldn't stop smiling.
Even as I took her home, and we went to her bedroom
Kunou seemed only a tad nervous as we walked into her room together, her gaze pointed down at the floor, face slightly flushed, even though her body was practically pressed into my side and arm.
She knows what's about to happen, so that makes sense, and it is her first time, so it makes even more sense, I suppose.
Honestly, I'm more amused than anything else.
Out of all my girls, the ones I went on dates first before fucking them are the fox girls. What kind of cosmic joke is that?
Well, regardless, it is Kunou's first timeso I'll be gentle.
Mostly.
As soon as the door closed behind us, I reached around, and grabbed a big handful of her ass, right through her kimono.
"EEP!" Kunou yipped, rather adorably, before giving a huffy gasp as I pulled her right up against me.
As much as our clothes will allow.
"J-Jeez~...You perv" She muttered with faux disdain, her blush intensifying, "We just got back, at least-hah~!?" She let out a shocked moan as I groped and squeezed her rear as much as I possibly could through her kimono.
I smirk down at her, before starting, "Oh yeah, I'm well aware we just got back, "I pause, moving my head down to the side of her head, and mutter right into her ear huskily, "but don't you know how long I've been waiting for this~?"
Her entire body quivers in my grasp at my words.
"H-Hnndon't get so ahead of yourself you-"
"It's Daddy." I interrupt before the brat can go on a name-calling crusade once more.
"W-Wha!?" She exclaims back in alarm, "What d-do you mean by that!?"
"I mean," I utter to her, "it's Daddy. Not perv. Not degenerate. Not anything else. For tonight, brat," she shivers as I hiss the word at her, "and many other nights beyondI'm your Daddy. Got it?"
"IU-UhBut that's" she tries to say back, but I simply squeeze her behind harder, causing her to cut herself off with a yelp.
"Say it." I ordered.
"S-Say what!?"
I stare at her pointedly, "...Who am I?"
"A-Ah" She looks away, her face practically on fire, "..D-Daddy.." she stuttered out quietly.
I hum in acknowledgment.
Could be better, but it's a start.
I reach up with my free hand and pat her on the head.
Her entire body seemed to perk up at the act, and that was before I even started speaking.
"Good girl~..." I praised her, "You did itmaybe there's hope to make a proper Daddy's girl out of you yet!"
Kunou's tails swished behind her and her ears twitched, she huffed, even as she pushed her head further against my hand.
"HmphThank you, D-Daddy~..." She shivered as she spoke, still a bit quiet, but much more audible than before.
Look at that, progress! I just have to smash the praise kink until that button is broken!
Well, smash that buttonand something else.
"Kunou." I suddenly speak up, removing my hand from her head.
She perks up once again, this time in attention, looking at me as much as she can, "Y-YesDaddy?"
Though, if she keeps hitting those buttons on me, I might just decide to switch everything up on the spot.
But no, no. There's a certain way I want to go about this, for her more than anything else.
So I'll reel it in. For now.
"Get out of those clothes." I follow up with another fairly simple command.
Kunou shudders at my order, yet, for once, doesn't immediately try to question my words.
She gulps, nods slowly, and steps back from meI unfortunately have to let go of her bottom so she can, but it's well worth it.
I couldn't help the soft whistle I let out as she complied, her adorable pink kimono easily falling to the floor with a few tugs here and there at the garment.
"Well," I smiled at her, not entirely unlike when one sees a particularly delicious meal set out before them, "you certainly came prepared, huh?"
The fox girl refused to meet my gaze, her cheeks blazing as she stood there in a pair of sexy lacy black underwear that looked like it was taken directly from her mother's closet.
It wouldn't surprise me if that was the case.
In any event, now that she's mostly undressed, it's only fair if I follow suit, no?
Similarly, a few pulls here and there, and my robe was nice and loose and ready to fall.
Except, unlike her, I didn't let it. I grabbed the hem of it and pulled it all down.
That included my boxers underneath.
So when my pile of clothing hit the floor, I was entirely exposed.
Something Kunou most definitely noticed, judging by the way her eyes practically bulged out of her head.
Her gaze was, of course, locked onto a specific section directly beneath my abdomen.
"O-Oh my" she utters, whether in shock or awe or both, it was kind of hard to tell.
It was kind of hard to see, or even so much as feel it in such big stuffy robes, but I was already at nearly full mast.
All it took was grabbing and getting a feel of her through her clothes, andyeah.
As I said, I've been waiting for just a little while. To say Nori Junior has been antsy would be a slight understatement.
I don't even say anything, instead, I just start walking toward her.
Kunou, seemingly instinctively, backs up, until she hits the bed and falls back, sitting upright on it.
"Eh!?" She cries out in shock upon hitting the bed, only to pause and stare, almost transfixed, as I'm now standing right in front of her.
Her and her bed's height is almost comically perfect. With her sitting down as she is, her head is around waist level with me.
This means, as she's sitting there, the only thing that's filling her vision right now is my polearm.
If she started acting like a brat, I'd slap her with it, but she's been shockingly docile so farso, instead, I put my hand right on top of her head, steadying her.
"First things first," I speak down at her, though her gaze doesn't even so much as flick away from my member, "for everything to go smoothly, you'll need to get this," I point to my twitching shaft, "ready. Do you know what I mean?"
"...I" Kunou uttered, breathly, "Yesbut I've never"
I pat her on the head, getting the jiff of what she's trying to say despite her shell-shocked utterances.
"That's alright." I replied with a smile, "You can learn. It shouldn't be too hardjust follow my words, alright?"
Kunou, very briefly, looked up at me, nodding slightly, before looking back at my throbbing rod, and gulping.
"First," I begin, "hold it steady at the bottom of the shaft. One or two hands, it doesn't matter. You won't need them for a little while."
She nodded slowly, before tentatively, almost like she was afraid she'd hurt me if she went too fast or something, her hands moved up, and surrounded and grasped the root of my shaft, holding it steady.
"That's it." I nod in praise, "Next, use your tongue, brush it along the sides first, with good long strokes, then wrap it around the head, and switch sides. Think likean ice cream cone."
"...Ice cream, huh?" She tilts her head slightly in thought, before shrugging, and rolling her tongue out of her mouth, "Ahhh~..." She breathed out hotly as she moved, starting near the bottom, and up to the head, she traced her tongue along the side, lapping at it, almost like wellice cream.
She goes up to the head, wherein her tongue slides and swirls around the bulb, before going straight back down the other side.
"Oh~...Yeah." I almost shiver, though I do let out a light pleased breath as I feel her warm tongue continue painting my shaft wet.
I scratch behind her ears as I watch her go, leaving her to move at her own pace, which steadily increased as moments went by, and she got used to the feeling.
Once she got going, I spoke up again.
"That's a real good girl, a very good girl~..." I gave her extra deep scratches, causing her to preen and shake happily. It also made her stop licking, but that'll change very soon I feel.
"This next bit, I'll leave up to you," I continue, "now that the shaft is nice and slick, you can stroke it with your handsor, you can try and take it in your mouth. Just, uh, if you dowatch the teeth, alright?"
I'll be honest, I don't think I know how to explain how to do a blowjob properly besides that one very crucial piece of advice.
Granted, I don't expect her to jump straight into trying a blowjob
"Watch the teeth?" She muttered, "Likethis~?"
Wait, wha-?
Abruptly, her smooth lips wrap the head of my cock, and in the next moment, she's pushing forward, and got half of it into her mouth!
I was so taken off guard by that sudden escalation, I groaned with satisfaction, and damn near started thrusting up into her face, before catching myself and looking down at her.
For once she's looking up at me, and she looks rather smug for someone within face fucking range.
Well now, that's an idea, and I'm not feeling any teeth, so!
I grab ahold of her head, causing her eyes to widen in surprise, but before she can say or do anything else for that matter, I start to thrust.
Not enough to send my cock down her throat, of course, she's not ready for that yet, but just enough to where her mouth is more than a little full.
"Mmm!?" She muffledly moans around my shaft, before I pull back slightly, and thrust again, dragging another moan from her throat.
Then again, and again, and again.
"Mmm! M~Mmmm~! M~Mmmm~~!"
I may have gotten slightly out of hand face fucking the smug princess, to be entirely fair.
But I can't be blamed, right? It's poetic, taking her mouth like this, considering how sassy and haughty and smug she usually is.
I'm just not going to wax on and on about how warm and wet her mouth feels wrapped around most of cock, or how the way her moans feel as they vibrate up and around my shaft.
None of that has any bearing at all as I start thrusting rougher and getting faster.
"Naughty little girl~..." I grunt down huskily at her between thrusts, "You think you can play with Daddy's like that, hmm? You think you can play and just get away with it~!?"
"M~Mnnm~! M~Mmnnm~!" Her muffled moans tried to reply.
I can't say for sure, but I think she's saying she's sorry. Kind of hard to tell.
In any event, not but a moment after she tried saying something back did she start moving again, this time, her hands.
She let go of my shaft's root, as she no longer needed to hold it in place now that I had her head, and swiftly started pulling at her underwear.
She couldn't get her bra off her as she was, she settled for simply pulling it down, exposing and enabling her chest to finally bounce around and jiggly freely from the force of her face being fucked.
Her panties slid off with much more ease, falling to the floor with a pull, only for the space they occupied to be swiftly taken up by her hands, as she started rubbing and fingering herself on the spot.
It wasn't quite furiously, but it was getting there.
She looked up at me now, meeting my husky gaze with an almost desperate and needy one.
After a second, I pull her head off my cock, and eyed her expectantly.
She huffed and puffed rapidly and lightly as she caught her breath, before quickly starting up, "I'm sorry~ Daddy~!" She spoke and moaned out softly, pressing the side of her face against my shaft, "Please don't be mad, here~!"
She starts scooting back, getting onto the bed more, and laying down, to spread open her legs and reveal her pretty pink hole.
Her very wet pretty pink hole, which she continued to rub and finger even now.
"I got myself all ready for you, alright~?" She continued, light and sultry, "So- EEP~!"
Only to be cut off further by her yipping as I pounced on her, pinning her down to the bed.
"That's a good girl~...Though, don't think I'm ready to forgive you so easy~..." I huff down beneath me at her, as I line myself up.
"Wha~!? B-ButDaddy~ AHH~!?" She cried out, not in pain, but in shock, her full body shivering as my rod poked against her lower zone, nearly piercing through.
In short order, she wraps her arms around my shoulders and holds on tightly.
"D~Daddy~..." She quivers out into my ear, to which I give only a grunt in acknowledgment, as I focus.
This is her first time, and as much as I played up being a beast with Yasaka, I'm not actually one, it turns out.
Shirone had Rook Durability, Kuroka had a whole bunch more than that going for her, Suzaku was the strongest of the Clans Heads, and so on.
Despite it being their first time, they could take it if I started pounding away incessantly.
Kunou doesn't have any of that, so, I'll be taking this a little slow to start, despite every single urge I have screaming to hilt inside her and pound her outline into the mattress and the sheets.
In that vein, I slowly, and as gently as I could pushed down into her.
"Ah~, Ahn~! Ammhh~!"
As I went down, Kunou tensed more and more, I heard her as she gasped into my ear, waiting for that final push.
The head slid in easily and quickly, no doubt the work of Kunou's tongue and fingers respectively, but eventually, as I tried pushing the shaft in, the tightness swelled, and it got to the point where I'd needed to give it a little oomph to break through
"Daddy~..." Kunou mumbled into my ear, fear and lust in equal measure laced through her voice, "I'm not some little girl~, I'll be okay~...push it inside, as much as you can~...!"
Well, alright then! No need to talk back to that!
And so, I do just that.
I push. My cock slams down and fills her folds with ease with just a bit more effort.
"A~AHHHNNN!?" Kunou screams, her entirely lower body and straight up her spine shuddering.
I let her adjust, giving her a moment to get used to feeling filled by my cock, and eventually, her shuddering subsides, and she lets out a nearly dizzy breathy moan.
"A~Ahhh~...Thank you, you~...you can move now, okay~? And~..." she looks me straight in the eyes, her own covered in a lustful haze, "Don't hold back, alright Daddy~?"
I look at her, not saying anything, instead, I simply raise an eyebrow.
Then, without further ado, I move.
I thrust, once, a single heavy slam that fills the room with the echoing sound of a clap of flesh, the creaking of a bed, and the shuddering moan of the girl beneath my body.
"OHHH~! Hahh~...Yes~, please~! More~! Mmm~!"
That one thrust turns into two.
"AHHHAH~! Yesh~! More Daddy~! Please~! Take me~!"
Into three, four, five.
"T-Take mee~! Ahhnnn~!"
I quickly started losing count as l laid into the demanding brat's cunt, pounding her straight into the mattress, just as she was begging for.
Her legs quickly swung and wrapped lazily around my waist, she couldn't leg lock me as she was too short to do so, so that was the best she could do.
"That's right~..." I grunt down at her, already feeling the heat starting to build in my core, "Who's the little brat that's needed this correction for so long~!?"
"M~Me~! Ahh~! Me~! Mmm~!" She moaned and breathed out, "Correct~! Me~! Mmmm~!"
Her eyes roll up slightly as her breath hitches all of a sudden, her entire body shivering and twitching.
Huh. I think she just came.
Well, there's more where that came from!
I don't stop my assault, continuing to pound into her despite her hitting her peak, probably even pushing her a little beyond it
"Ahhh~! Daddy~! Don't stop~! Don't ever stop~! I can't~! I can't~! Hnngghh~!"
Judging by some of the things she's saying.
I gave her a deep amused chuckle, and, just to see what she'd say, grunted out, "Get ready~, because Daddy's about to cum, alright~!?"
She perks up at that, the haze of sex and lust clearing up in her eyes, but only slightly, "Ah~!? Daddy's going to~ cum~!? Please Daddy, cum for me~! Fill me up~! Breed me~! Pleasepleaseplease~!" She starts begging, almost deliriously, like she's in heat or extreme need.
The way she begsI won't lie, ignites something in me.
"Pleaeassee~! I'll be good Daddy~!" She continues, clinging to me tighter as she keeps begging, "I'll be really good~! Just please breed me~!"
"Fuck~..." I grunt out lowly, my pace rapidly picking up, as that ignition inside turns into a fucking roaring flame.
A flame that desperately wanted to be released!
Fortunately, I have enough sense not to make it so there's even a chance she gets pregnant, despite her begging for it, because that's an awful idea right now.
With that in mind, I don't hesitate or hold back anymore.
I wrap my arms around her body, and slam deep inside of her in one last heavy thrust, just as the heat inside explodes.
I give a low, primal, sustained grunt, almost a growl, as my inert yet still pretty damn hot seed fills the fox girl writhing in my arms.
"AHHH~! Y~Yes~! Yessss~!" She moans, her body shaking hard as she clings back onto me, "Haahh~...So warm~..." she giggles, adorably so.
This poor girl, she has no idea, huh?
I haven't gotten soft yet, while she's slowly relaxing.
I sit up, abruptly, bringing her with me as I'm still holding onto her.
"H~Huh!? Ahh!? Daddy~!?" She shouts out in shock, now that she's all of a sudden straddling my lap.
My still rock-hard rod pierced and filled her.
I give her a grin, and judging by the way she blushes and almost flinches, I think she understands what I'm about to say.
"Daddydoesn't forgive you yet." I state rather simply.
"...Eh? AHHH~!"
I did say all night, didn't I? Or did I not?
Eh. It'll be fine. She'll learn that brat correction isn't just a one-time thing
With a small sigh, and a light groan, I plop down onto the floor amongst one of the many, formerly, unused rooms of my palace home, setting my morning cup of orange juice next to me.
I say formerly because it was turned into a warehouse by Rose to store everything Ama had been sending me ever since Odin left and we made that alliance with the Norse.
And oh boy, was there a lot.
After coming back home from making Kunou unable to walk for the foreseeable future, I had decided it was finally time to go see what Ama had been throwing at methat I had no idea about until like, a couple of days ago.
As I thought, it was quite a bit. This explains why Uzume had been absent again, Ama was using her as the delivery girl.
Currently, though, she's back and passed out on the couch, and according to her and Rose, the flow of stuff has stoppedfor now.
So it's probably a good idea to go through it all now before she starts sending more, and this piles up to the point I don't have a chance to get through any of this reasonably.
Luckily?
I slap down the stacked binder Rose has put together.
Rose has made this entire process much less painful for me.
I really ought to do something nice for her for this, seriously, this is far more than I was expectingfrom both Ama and Rose.
First things first, the money and books.
The money portion was easy to seeall I had to do was check my banking account.
Though as I started flipping through the first few pages of the binder, Rose didn't slouch on even that.
The first, and smallest, section of the binder was all accounting essentially. She put down the exact dates, down to the hour and minute, of when the exact amounts of money were deposited, and added up the total all at the end.
Damn, just damn.
Also, to note, this was millions of yen, by the way. These weren't small numbers she was working with.
Crazy, simply crazy.
I idly note that with the cash refresher I got sent, I should be good there for at least a few more years.
That is until whatever the discount copyright-free version of Blizzard is called here becomes the discount copyright-free version of Activision Blizzard and scams Kuroka out of even more money with their monetization schemes.
That'll be the day.
Regardless, we'll be fine until then.
Next up, the books I asked for, and speaking of Kuroka
I'm having the black cat girl be useful for once and go through all of those in the library right now.
Mostly because, out of all of us, Kuroka knows the most about the Eastern Systems of Magic and Ki, and could tell which material would be most useful and such.
And as I flipped through the pages to the binders section specifically focused on the literature sent, I let out a low whistle.
Once again, Rose has categorized every single book in subdivisions, alphabetically ordered them, and cited them in a style I haven't seen since I wrote essays in my first life.
So the weeb shit isn't folded in with the magic or ki books, and each book has an author, a published or written date, the title, and all the fancy-looking jazz you'd see at the end of an essay.
The more I read, the more I simultaneously feel awed and proud of her, but also a little bad for her for feeling she needs to do all this.
Because somehow, I doubt this is an Asgard standard thing.
I do a quick skim through this bit, cackling as I find that, yes, Ama didn't go hard in the weeb shit, as I said. Most of the books are magic or spiritual stuff, or at least they seem so from a glance.
Which means Kuroka has some work to do.
Heh!
I'll stop by the library once I'm done here, just to check on her, though the walk from here to there might be a little dreadful.
See, this room I'm sitting in now is specifically one of the ones furthest away from the meeting and living areas.
Why? Well.
I lift my head, and cast my gaze across the sea of golden glows permeating throughout visible space and the Shinkai.
Yeah, pretty much every single item here is imbued with Holy Spirit Aura. They're all mystical artifacts or weapons.
This is the kind of space one would usually lock up in a special containment vaultbut I don't have that, and with them all sitting here together, the aura they put off is far more than your average deities shrine.
If a Devil or Youkai walked in here, and they weren't stupid strong, or special like Kuroka, they'd probably die from the divine aura poisoning.
This is precisely why this place is as far as it can be from the meeting hall.
Hopefully, one of those new books has a spell or three in it that'll lock up and seal this room more effectively, but for now, this will have to do.
I stand back up, snatching up the binder and my cup, downing the rest of its contents in one gulp before throwing it over my shoulder and outside and stretching out one last time.
"Ahhwell," I mutter to no one, "time to get to work."
It's a shame life can't be all sex, sleeping, and fighting, huh?
I flip to the first page of the section that Rose has titled as simply 'Artifacts' despite most of what I see around the room being glowing weapons.
It seems for this section, she ordered them based on the strength of their aura, something she could feel, as she couldn't wield anything here due to lacking the affinity for it.
As a result, she just has that noted down, along with the names of the artifacts, if applicable, the Uzume told her.
Importantly though, she didn't know the abilities. She's got it noted down, first thing, and rather amusedly as a break from her clean and precise note-taking, that although Uzume does know what each of these things can do, she was ordered not to talk by Ama specifically to keep the surprise.
Fun. That means I have to go through and individually inspect each object personally.
Thankfully, Rose left space between each artifact listed so their abilities could be neatly written down.
How thoughtful!
So, first up, the weakest aura presenting artifacts
A bunch of bog-standard Totsuka swords, ancient-looking Japanese longswords.
Well, I say 'standard', but they're still producing Shinto aligned divine aura.
I know of families of Shinto Priests and Exorcists that guard and utilize these types of swords.
Though not as strong as any of the well-known swords, they still work far better as weapons compared to, say, the standard light sword Church Exorcists use.
Rose has their smiths noted down, and they are all names I don't recognize, so I doubt these swords have an added special ability, but it still wouldn't hurt to check.
That said, I run my hand along the grips of the swords, which are all neatly sheathed together within a barrel, and hum as what happens is exactly what I expected.
Nothing.
They all are indeed just powerless Holy Spirit Swords.
We're off to a great fun start, yeah?
I'm just going to
I start flipping through the pages, ignoring everything I instinctively feel is going to be duds for anything beyond a novelty, or maybe something I can play around with when I feel like playing smithy.
It, shockingly, doesn't take long for me to come across something of worthy note.
Though admittedly, it doesn't look like much on the surface.
Rose has all the objects' names written down; 'Gohei', 'Onbe', and 'Heisoku'. So many names for just a wooden wand.
I walk over to where the wands, which weren't too far from the swords, because of course she sent several copies, are laid, sitting atop a table, neatly spread and sitting atop a dark soft cloth.
Each wand is wooden, decorated with two zigzagging paper streamers set on either end, and both wand wood and streamers are different colors compared to the others.
These wands are usually used in Shinto Rituals by Priests and Mikos, though the wands I've got sitting may be a bit more special, at least that's what Rose surmizes in her notes regarding these.
Supposedly, she picked up on not only a divine aura coming from these wands but also a magical aura as well.
Not like the divine aura would get used like the aura from the sword since there's no blade, but
Interesting.
Tentatively, I pick one of the wands. For color theme sake, I choose the blackened wand with yellow paper streamers, though I doubt it matters because each feels the same to my senses regardless.
I don't feel anything upon touching or holding it, so I turn away, facing toward the exit still wide open to the outside, and give it a wave.
Then snort, as nothing happens.
This isn't Harry Potter, right.
I point the wand toward the exit, and this time, channel a smidge of what I'm fairly certain is magical power.
This is probably a terrible idea because I don't exactly know magic, but still-
A fireball nearly the size of the door I'm aiming at flies from the tip of the wand, and shoots off into the sky.
The force of the spell(?) firing off usually wouldn't have knocked me over, but the result shocked me so much I wasn't prepared for it, and so it did.
I'm sent tumbling to the floor, staring outside wide-eyed as the mass of purple-cored red flame shoots up into the sky, and explodes like a firework.
Slowly, I stood up.
Even slower, I put the wandwhose tip was now emitting small golden sparks and smoke like a magic gun, down with the others.
Picking up the binder, which I had dropped when I fell, I casually took up the pen stuck to the side of the binder and wrote down 'Amplifies Magic Power Passing Through It'.
Yeah, nope, not touch that thing again until I know how to magic without blowing up the house.
Until then, I think I'll leave these tools for Rose and Kuroka. Most likely Kuroka, since she likely knows more about Eastern Magic, which logic tracks would probably work best with these wands.
I vaguely recall, in canon, that Rose herself gets a wand that enhanced her spell power later on, and the one she got was made of some material that was the best at conducting magic.
Or something like that.
I'll probably have to revisit this one with the girls and see if they can even use it. As a Shinto implement, it would make sense for it to only work for Eastern Magic, specifically Shinto and such.
As I did take Kagutsuchi's power and all that, for all I know, my magic could very well just be the Fire Phase of Shinto Magic incarnate, and I only got that reaction from the wand because of that unique condition.
Though I could just grant them access to the Fire Phase via a blessing to get around that anyway.
Food for thought later.
I added that little note about the possibility the wand's usage is locked to certain magic types, before quickly stepping away from the wands entirely and flipping ahead some more.
The next one I stop at isn't because of my interest, but purely because of Rose's note.
'It'sjust a bunch of rocks?'
It took everything I had not to keel over and burst out cackling.
It was a very close thing though.
When I finally did manage to calm down enough, I decided to see what she was talking about and walked off to where these rocks are noted to be stored.
I quickly find and open up the small square box by removing the lid, and find that, indeedit's just a bunch of rocks, six in total, each sat in soft cloth at the bottom neatly.
However that's not all, they aren't perfectly round or oval-shaped rocks. Instead, each one has a jagged jutting point or deformity, that makes you do a double take.
They're also each wrapped up in lengths of laid rice straw or hemp rope, it looks like.
Curious, they are just rocks, but the divine power within them feels less neutral and moreempty.
That feeling also kind of feels familiar?
I found myself reaching down to poke at one, almost unconsciously.
As soon as my finger brushed against the top of one, I knew what exactly these are, and what they're for.
I quickly jerked my hand back, and looked back at the binder, reading the name of the artifacts beneath me.
Yorishiro. 'Approach Substitute' in Freedom Tongue.
That's when it all clicks together.
Alright, in layman's terms, these rocks here? I can use them to create my own Shrines, dedicated specifically to myself as a Kami, giving out blessings related to me automatically, and such.
Basically, all I have to do is infuse my Holy Spirit Power into one of these rocks, turning the Yorishiro into a Shintai, or 'Body of the Kami', then all I have to do is build a Shrine around it, which makes the Shintai the core of the Shrine, becoming a Mitamashiro, or simply 'Substitute' for me.
Once complete, that Mitamashiro will act similarly to the spirit Inari I saw at her Shrine, getting offerings, giving blessings, and so on. This is how I create one of them.
It sounds complicated, but it really isn't.
The reason why these rocks felt so familiar is because I had to do something similar with Kagu's old Shrines.
All in all though, very neat. I never really thought about, or even considered, building my own Shrine before, butwell.
As I set the lid back on the box, I look around my general area and find boxes with stacks of O-fuda talismans, O-mamori amulets, and O-mikuji fortune-telling slips.
Interestingly, though I can tell what they are O-mikuji based on them being long slips of paperthey don't have anything written on them. They're blank.
Besides that though, yeah, I now have pretty much everything I need here to set up my own Shrine. All I need is an actual Shrine.
It feels like a certain someone is pushing me toward doing this, for some reason.
I'd usually spite the notion of being all but told what to do, but in this case, I'm mildlycurious.
Ah, well, I'll give it some thought. Though right now I'm thinking it'd be a good side project to work on sinceI don't know what's going to happen next.
I shake my head off that slightly terrifying thought and dive back into the binder.
I pass over the pages talking about the other smaller artifacts I just mentioned, along with other Shinto equipment, until I landed on one of the first weapons.
Well, technically it's a weapon. It's a hammer, a magic hammer, though I don't think I'll use it as such.
Another quick jaunt takes me to its resting place, sitting neatly wrapped in cloth atop a table, yet despite its covering, its golden glow shines through, albeit muffled.
The Uchide no Kozuchi, literally the 'Tap-Appear Mallet', is pretty much just a glowing wooden hammer, though its length makes it closer to its name, a mallet.
I remember hearing stories about this one in this life, back when I was much younger, from a fairy tale.
Well, technically not about the hammer specifically, it was focused on the hero of the story, Issun-boshi.
I suddenly snort.
Issun-boshi. 'One-Sun Boy'.
Damnit Ama and your stupid references.
I shake my head and carry on with my thoughts.
In the stories, Issun-boshi used the hammer to do some crazy shit. Its name tells you pretty much everything there.
You hit something, and stuff happens.
What kind of stuff?
Anything! In the fairy tale, Issun-boshi uses it to get insane amounts of wealth, and the Princess he saves in the story uses it to make him taller.
Oh yeah, the guy was only like, an inch tall in the story, forgot to bring that up.
Doesn't matter though, the point is, the hammer is supposed to be ridiculous.
So as I pick it up by the handle, and connect my power to it, I'm not at all shocked to find that I can't magically make anything I want.
However, that doesn't make it one bit useless.
Connected to it now, I can feel its unique power, and it'ssort of hard to explain.
Essentially, it grants something like enhanced luck or fortune toward whatever the wielder wishes for.
So, for example, let's say I smack a guy who's wearing a full suit of armorand assume my already insane strength doesn't just destroy the guy and the armor outright.
Let's say I wish to break his armor, to create an opening. Well, when wielding this mallet, I'll have a greater chance of doing just that.
Somehow. That's the part that's hard to explainbut then again, when it comes to luck-based powers, that's par for the course.
I'm not much of a hammer wielder, turns out, so I won't be using this for combatbut, having a fortune-boosting divine hammer when blacksmithing sounds incredibly useful, just for its insane raw durability alone.
The fortune bonus, if it pays off, could lead to some insane creations.
I cackle as ideas start running through my head, putting down the hammer gently as I do.
The first thing I'm going to do with that hammer is upgrade the Horni Bat-
Which I just realized is right next to the True Longinus, under my bed.
A cackling snort leaves me heaving and nearly falling over at that particular realization, before I manage to right myself and move on.
I am trying not to spend all day here after all.
Next up, is a trio of artifacts, a pair of weapons, and a magical harp of all things, that caught my eye not because they seemed particularly powerful, but because of who they belonged to.
The pair of weapons are called Ikutachi and Ikuyumiya, ironically enough, the 'great sword of life' and 'great bow of life' respectively.
The harp is called the Ame-no-Norogotowhich legit just means 'the heavenly harp'.
The reason I said ironically for the weapons?
They were Susan's weapons.
Oh yeah.
So, with snickers and a smirk, I walked over to where all three artifacts sat.
The three were all contained in a box case with a glass cover, letting one peer inside to see them.
A sword, a bow and quiver filled with arrows, and a harp all sat neatly inside, glowing with some of the strongest divine aura of the items here in this room. Each one possessed the same design, a cascade of bright blue and white, swirling with beautiful patterns of sea waves, with people dancing happily within them.
Ah, damn. I can't lie, they're gorgeous. How the hell did Susan lose these things!? I certainly didn't see or sense these babies anywhere within the Palace down in Yomi, and with the amount of Holy Spirit Aura they radiate, I would have, I know it.
Carefully now, I open the casing, and brush a couple of digits along the side of the blade of the sword, temporarily connecting and getting a feel for the blade's power in turn.
It's important to note that, at certain levels, although magic or divine swords never gain sentience, they do kind of sort of have a will of their own, the stronger the weapon becomes.
For instance, in canon, Durandal in particular is noted to be rowdy, and to 'kick like a horse' at their wielder.
I bring this up because weapons of these types tend to have wills based on their long-time wielder or makers.
So, in this case, this sword should have a will based on Susanoo, and yet
As I connected to it, the sword didn't revolt against my attempt at all, instead, it embraced me with open arms, shocking me.
It freely shared the details of its power, a sword that can't cut the living, only the spiritessentially the Senjutsu ability to strike the soul in sword form.
Hot damn.
I assume it's likely the same with the bow as well, then?
Though I wonder
I pull my hand back, and brush it against the cords of the harp, being careful not to accidentally strum it.
Connecting to it was pretty much the same as the sword, but its ability was slightly different.
Its cords create music that the soul can hear. Whatever that means, exactly?
Literally music for the soul, huh?
I give the three artifacts a good-natured chuckle, before pulling away entirely and closing up the case.
I was expecting a trio of very edgy, destructive artifact weaponsnot that. Still a welcome surprise though.
And on and on it went after that, there were still a couple that were worth mentioning.
Another Holy Spirit Sword, Kogitsunemaru. The "small fox" blade.
Though, as its name likely suggests, it was slightly different compared to the others, that is it seemed to be based more on a Youkai, the Kitsune, than anything else oddly enough.
It was a katana with a golden hilt, going up to the guard that was shaped like fox tails or ears.
Its power seemed to be rather simple, igniting the blade with blue foxfire when I picked it up.
I couldn't help but feel a real Kitsune would probably get more out of the sword, and though I planned to make a sword for each of my future kids myselfwell, this could do as a backup for one of them I suppose.
The next one I'm only mentioning because it slightly peeved me. Dojikiri Yasutsuna, the sword that supposedly killed Shuten-doji in myth.
I know the guy is stuck in a rock at current though, so that myth is not accurate, but at the same time, it is still one of the five great blades of Japan.
It looked more like a demonic spirit sword with its base colors of red, black, and gold, but the golden glow around the blade gave away its true allegiance. All in all, it looked exquisite, like the perfect Japanese sword.
It's power, though, that's what peeved me.
I didn't have anyone to test it on, thankfully, but the sword seemed to be telling me it was super effective against evil spirits, like Oni.
Gee, that would have been useful months ago!
That said and done, it didn't end up taking all day to go through everything, and by the time I was penning the last notes down, it was only a touch past lunchtime.
Just to make sure I didn't miss anything, I flipped through the section again, all the way to the backonly to find that I did indeed miss something.
Although, it wasn't an artifact, no.
It was a mail envelope, tapped neatly to the final page at the very end of the binder's content. Above it, a small, and final note from Rose.
'This is the last thing Lady Uzume gave me and told me to give you at the end ofeverything.'
I quirked an eyebrow at the envelope, removed it from its spot pinned to the binder, and pulled it open.
It's a letter, written incrayon? Yellow crayon.
I snorted. Does she not have a pen or pencil lying around in her girl failure cave?
In any event, it's not like it's illegible, so I read on.
'Noriaki!'
'I hope you like everything I sent! And, even if you don't, I'm sure you'll find some use for it!'
Well, not everything is useless, which I kind of sort of expected, to be honestso, yeah. I can't say I didn't like it. Also, who doesn't like loot?
'I really really really wanted to send the Kusanagi sword, overbut still, nothing from the Church or Heaven, of course.'
'So! My last gift to you! St. Mary's Cathedral in Tokyo That's where they're keeping the broken pieces of the sword. It's undergoing renovations right now, but I know it's there.'
I stared, blankly, down at the words I just read.
Really? They're keeping the sword in Tokyo? Right in the Imperial Family's backyard?
My face slowly morphs into a scowl.
Of course they are. It's the Church, after all.
'Do with that information what you willwell, mostly what you will, don't go for the nuclear option right away, alright? I trust you won't just up and start a war!'
I huff. No promises.
'Annyyywayyyy~! Enjoy your stuff! There will likely be more opportunities to earn more stuff soon!'
'Until then! I looooveee you~! Can't wait to see you again!'
I gave a small warm smile at the poorly drawn heart with a smiley face and rays of sunlight coming off it that followed.
She's really trying, huh?
With a shake of my head, I tuck the letter away and start heading out.
I would like some lunch to think allthat, over. Maybe I should bring some food to Kuroka while I'm at it?
I doubt she actually did anythingbut hey, a guy can dream, right?
"Man, this new couch is reealll~ comfy!" I exaggeratedly exclaim whilst leaning back in the cushions.
Meanwhile, said new couch began increasingly wriggling underneath me.
"Nyahhhh! Darling! Come on~! I can'tmove! Hnnnghhh!" Kuroka squirmed, worming from side to side, stuck in place as I sat on her back, keeping her pinned onto the real couch.
Ah, Kuroka, Kuroka, Kuroka. What am I going to do with you kitty?
I went to bring her food, and I saw her lazing around in the library readingokay, I'd call it lewd, ecchi, or similar manga, but I'll be frank, alright?
It was straight porn. Hentai. This little black cat was sitting there on one of the shelves, perched up there like it was a tree, giggling and cackling.
So, needless to say, she's not getting food.
That, and since she can't do something as simple as reading books I've given her a new job.
Couch.
All she's got to do is sit around.
Easy right?
Except I don't think couches are supposed to move so much
Idly, almost without thought, I swat her right on her ass.
"NYAH~!?" She perks up, stilling, "Daarrllinnngg~!" She continues to whine, but at least she isn't moving as much anymore.
I promptly ignored her, looking back down at my lap where a lonely little book sat.
It's the straight porn book Kuroka was reading earlier. I checked and it was one of the ones sent by Ama.
It's also complete trash, go figures.
I knew my mother had trash tastes, but seriously, I didn't think my cat girl shared them!
Well, she does play the local equivalent of World of Warcraft, maybe I should have seen that coming.
My bad there.
I huff, closing that abomination of literature, before reaching over to the table across from us and snatching up the food I was planning to bring to her.
Well, was is the keyword there. Mine now. It's her loss, after all, I haven't gotten the chance to cook lately, and while I'm not some god-tier - heh - chef, I know I can make some enjoyable stuff.
Like this pork cutlet, or Tonkatsu, I think it's called. Deep-fried breaded pork cutlet. Took half an hour to make, and it smells delicious.
And if I can smell it real good, I know she can smell it.
Probably why she started squirming again when I picked it up.
"Mmmm! Darling~! Please! Can't we talk about this? I'm sorry!" Oh yeah, now she's begging, sincerely, "Please! Just don-"
Chomp.
Kuroka stopped squirming abruptly, staring off into the wall, as I started eating.
I spared her a cursory glance, and the poor cat looked like her soul had left her body, with the way her eyes somehow whited out and her mouth was slightly agape.
I give her a small pat on the head with my free hand, though that doesn't stir her at all.
Cat girls and food, I swear
Well, if anything, this should serve to teach her some lesson.
In the meantime, damn, I do cook good! Crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside, I ought to make this more.
I perk up, as footsteps echo down from the stairwell and into the living room.
I didn't even need to check my senses to figure out who it was, all that was needed was to hear the pace of the footwork.
Uzume, last I saw her, was shambling around like an undead due to exhaustion. So, considering how fast these footsteps are
Rose came in, though shockingly not in her uniform, instead she was wearing atracksuit.
She had her arms wrapped around herself, just beneath her bosom, and there was afrown? Plastered across her face? She also seemed a little twitchyI think.
I couldn't tell what exactly was going on, truth be told, though it didn't look good overall.
My gaze swept over to her, and as soon as our eyes might, she stopped, and quickly tried to steel her expression and mannerism.
"A-Ah? Wait, you're bothdone?" She started pretty quiet but ended up muttering in increasing confusion as she beheld me and Kuroka.
I snorted, "I am, yeah." I responded easily, before pointing at Kuroka, "She got distracted though, so I'm punishing her."
At that, Rose flashed a genuinely annoyed frown at the cat.
Who was still catatonic. Heh.
"Though," I continue, eyeing her intently, "I saw the way you were when you walked in here." She froze up under my words and gaze, "You okay? Is there something going on?" I asked, plainly and expectantly.
Rose immediately started playing with her hands and looking away, a creeping blush growing across her face as she spoke nothing.
My gaze intensified, as did her twitching, until eventually, she finally broke with a long painful sigh.
"Ium." She uttered and stuttered, still refusing to meet my gaze, "Ifinished all my work already and now I don't know what to do!" She abruptly threw it all out, curt and quickly.
I blinked, as her entire face turned red.
Then I started chuckling, and she cringed.
"Ah, Rosecome on over, take a seat." I wave and point her over to a free seat on the couch right next to us.
Reluctantly, and still without looking my way entirely, she does so, almost curling up upon herself when she sits.
Poor girl. I'd hug her, but Kuroka is currently in time-out, so just wait for me!
"Lemme guess," I began, "you blasted through everythingwhich was probably mostly just the stuff my mother was sending, then did all the small things, and now there probably won't be anything new for you to look at for the foreseeable future?"
After a long moment, Rose nodded, almost ashamedly so.
I shook my head at her, "Oh Rosethat's nothing to worry about. That just means you're doing an insanely good job." I pause to munch on a pork cutlet, "And since you're doing a really good job, that just means you deserve the free time."
She twitched at my words, before beginning to squirm in place, "ButI don't know what to do with that free time, that's the problem" she mumbled.
I shrug, "I dunno what to do with mine half the time either," I confess, easily, and that's true especially now, "but you'll figure it out. I usually just train. Or do stuff with the girls."
Huh. Speaking of
Fuck it, why not?
"Speaking of," I continued with a snap of my fingers, "I've been meaning to do something for or with you since you did such a great job. Wanna go out?"
Rose blanked out, much like Kuroka is still.
I watch, concerned yet intrigued, as she slowly falls onto her side on the couch, keeping her exact pose, still as a statue, the entire time.
Did I just break her?
Hmm, maybe I was a bit too frank. I guess to someone like Rose, she probably heard something like 'wanna go on a date' or similar.
I'll come back to that with her later, I suppose. Or whenever she unfreezes herself.
I sigh and continue eating my pork unopposed.
Well, with these two out of commission for who knows how long, I suppose that leaves me and myself.
No point in trying to hide from this nowespecially after that short conversation with Rose.
What am I going to do now?
The thought nearly makes me click my tongue in reflex, as deep within my chest, the unfamiliar feeling of worry and anxiety surges forth.
All this time, I had a guideline. A plot outline, to follow.
This will happen around here, this will happen here, this attack here, and so on.
I got too used to having that, I'll admit right upfront. It was easy, far too easy, or at least it made me feel that way. Even with the hiccups and divergences along the way.
But now that metaphorical cushion is, for the most part, gone.
Yeah, I know the ExE will come in something like thirty years or so, but they are essentially a non-factor in the grand scheme of things.
It hasn't even been a full year since I woke up on top of that mountain, puking my guts out, and look at me now!
The strongest person I've seen so far is Tobio, and I'm convinced that if the sun was out, I could probably take him right now. Even in his bullshit Abyss Side Balance Breaker.
It wouldn't be easy, for sure, I become more deity than man in my sun-infused state, and the closer to noon it becomes the closer to a full deity I am, and he does have a straight up god slaying sword, something similar, although likely not as powerful as the True Longinus.
He could probably fuck me up, but no, I think I could win. Probably.
Maybe I should call him up for a spar sometime.
Regardless, the point I'm trying to make is that I'm not exactly strapped for power here, and if in not even a year I can rival one of the strongest characters in the setting?
Give me twenty-nine more, and I'll clean ExE, Trihexa, Great Red, Shiva, Indra, and whoever else I need out. At the same time.
Hell, add the Spirit Gods in there too, the Machine Gods we need them, and even then I'd wash them.
Powerisn't a problem for me anymore.
There are still a few people I can't fight right now of course, and the sun is a power-up that isn't always available, that's true.
But still, at this point, I've got, and need, nothing but time to fix that.
Time, huh
I slowly put a hand on my chest, and breathe deepthough it's just a normal breath.
Look at me, getting all bent out of shape over time passing. I'm fairly certain I'm immortal now, in the aging sense anyway, I can't be having a little freak out over time.
My gaze falls upon the still catatonic Kuroka, before sweeping over to the dissociating Rose.
I think, ultimately, we'll be okay.
Besides, it's not like there's absolutely nothing for me to do.
I've got the Spear of Destiny under my bed right now after taking it from its dead owner, something that most certainly isn't usual.
That, and the entire thing with the Church and the sword, and Him. I've got suspicions, though they aren't good ones.
Maybe, it's time I be a touch more proactive, and make my own little guideline, hmm?
With that in mind, I scarf down the rest of my pork, and throw the empty plate onto the table, before leaning over to Kuoka's ear.
"I'll tell you what, kitty." I utter down at her, "You finish your job by tonight, and I'll make you somechicken?" I decide.
And almost as soon as I uttered the word, light returned to her eyes.
Stiffly, almost robotically, she turns her head as much as she can to look at me.
"...YouY-You mean it, darling~?" She mumbles out, sniffling slightly.
I roll my eyes at her obvious act, before smiling slightly.
"I mean it." I state.
"Yayyyy~Nyah!" She exclaims suddenly, fully revived just like that, her arms and legs sprawling out in joy.
I chuckle at her, before patting her on the head and quickly adding, "But! You gotta take Rose with you when you doshe's got plenty of free time right now that she doesn't know what to do with anyway."
I'll leave it unsaid that Rose will keep the cat on trackor will help, anyway. Food might just be enough of a motivator by itself to keep her in line.
Still, better be safe than sorry. Plus, it gives Rose something to do while I go and do the thing I just thought of.
Sorry, Rose! We'll do something together, just the two of us, soon! I promise!
Kuroka doesn't seem at all perturbed by the added condition, instead simply nodding along happily.
That all said and done, I finally stand up, Kuroka giving a cute little huff as I do before she springs up onto her feet.
She takes one look at Rose, and doesn't even question the silver-haired girl's state, instead she merely calls out, "Oh Rooossee-chyan~!" As she stalks toward the girl like she was a piece of meat.
Someone is really motivated by chicken, it seems.
I turn away as Rose begins to revive herself at Kuroka's proddings.
In my case, I head for where Rose just recently came down from, the staircase.
Though I'm heading up for a different room, to see a certain someone.
I need some advice
Like, for instance, how does one raid a cathedral for a precious artifact without inciting war? Just how much mind control would that take?
~ A New Sun ~
"...Huh?" Uzume slurred and drawled out through half-lidded eyes, although despite being half awake and only half shambled out of her bed, she seemed shockingly attentive, "...Sorry, can, can yourun that by me again? Need to make sure my ears are working" she grumbled out, disbelievingly.
Ah, don't worry Uzu! You'll be believing your ears real soon!
"I said," I enunciate clearly, "how much mind control do you think I could get away with on priests and exorcists before others noticed they were very clearly mind controlled?"
Uzume's eyes slowly open all the way, as she simply stares at me.
"Nori." She begins, nigh on fully awake now, and most definitely not pleased by that fact, "Why."
"Well, you know Ame no Murakumo no Tsurugi, right?" I click my tongue while saying the blade's full and true name, yeah, never doing that again, "The Kusanagi Sword." I correct aptly, despite how odd it feels.
Uzume rolls her eyes at me, "Of course I know about it." Before huffing and sliding off her bedshe was pretty much completely naked.
Not at all shocked, and I don't particularly care at the moment.
She continues about as unperturbed as I am, "I was there when Susan," she snickers a brief moment, "gave the sword to your mother. I remember she really liked the blade too" she adopts a slight frown, "shame what happened to it. Nor that we don't know where it is now."
I blink at that.
Diddid she not tell Uzume about where the sword is? Granted, her letter didn't say when she found the location, but I assume she's known for at least a little while, no?
Then why not?
Well, I guess that's being left to me.
"St. Mary's Cathedral in Tokyo." I suddenly state.
Uzume stops right in the middle of putting on a very thin robe that really shouldn't count as proper clothing, before slowly turning to me.
"...what? What about that place?" She prods, confused.
And so, I elaborate, "That's where the broken sword is currently at."
Uzume stares at me, the slight bags under her amethyst eyes make her stare seema little crazed.
All of a sudden, she strides toward me, and grabs my face, cupping it with her hands as she looks me dead in the eye.
Oh, yeah, there is a little crazy in there, would you look at that?
"...Where did you hear that from?" She asked, softly yet demandingly.
I reached up, grabbed her wrists, and slowly made her unhand me, holding her still before I started speaking again.
"...Mom told me." I answered plainly.
Uzume blinked at me, several times, "H-Huhbut shereally?"
I nodded, slowly, "Yeah. Yeah, she did."
"But that'sshe never" She gazed off, looking lost, before suddenly snapping back into the now with a growing frown, "It'sbeen in Tokyo. This whole time!?" She hisses, and her aura flares.
In the past, I've seen glimpses of her power, and I've always been able to sense it in its suppressed state.
Back then, she likely would have sent me flying with a flex, nowadays though?
Uzume's aura explodes forth, and I maintain my grip on her wrists with ease, even as the multicolored waves of Holy Spirit Power roll off her like rays of fresh dawn light.
Nowadays, it's much more like a light showan, admittedly, very pretty light show.
It was like someone took everything that made a sunrise beautiful, and jammed it into her aura. Every color, every sparkle, every dazzling shine.
If she put this on full blast and started dancing, I could see why my mother would come crawling out of her girl failure cave.
Unfortunately though, in the grand scheme, Uzume isn't very strong. Loki probably could've beaten her had they ever met or fought.
It makes sense really, Uzume isn't a warrior deity. None of what she does is battle-worthy, and although she's known, compared to say Inariwell, she may as well not exist.
All that's to say, even as I stand in her aura going full blastI'm not particularly worried.
In fact, I'm not affected at all.
Instead, I merely pull her right up against me, free one of my hands by letting go of one of her wrists, and with that newly freed hand.
"EEP!?"
Slap her right on the hiney. Like one would a baby.
She freezes up, her body doing a full shiver, and her aura abruptly shuts off like one would water from a faucet.
"Enough of that now," I chastise down at her, "you're gonna scare the girls if you keep that up."
She winces, "Sorry, it's just, Nori!" she grabs my shoulders, "It's just sough! Tokyo! Right there!? Of all places!?"
Her aura sparks around her as she fumes, barely contained.
"If I had known" She grumbles and trails off, her threat unspoken yet clear.
Yeah, I think I know why no one told her anything about this, damn.
I raise an eyebrow down at her, "Well, now that you do know, you're still not going to do anythingbrash, alright?" I hold my palm slowly, "Or else I'll spank you like you're a child throwing a temper tantrum."
"E-Eh!? N-Now hold on!" She stutters, trying to pull and get awayand failing, "Ehehthere's no need for that! I'll be good! Okay? Okay!"
I glare down at her steadily.
She chuckles, nervously.
Eventually, I sighed, and let her go, giving her the chance to breathe a sigh of relief.
"We're not storming the place and bringing it down before making off with the sword bits," I continue, crossing my arms, "I had this idea, of using my eyes to trick priests or exorcists into either giving up the sword willing, or telling where it is exactly in the cathedral, allowing me to sneak in and grab the pieces."
"...Oh." She also crosses her arms, but for her, it's to pout, "Couldn't you-"
"No." I interrupted her, "I'm not gonna blow up the place on the way out, either."
Her pout grew several fold.
"Ideally," I continued, rubbing my eyes in slight irritation, "they wouldn't notice the sword bits are even gone, because I'm not just going to take the sword, I'm going to leave a fake behind." I smirk, "It'll be like the thing never left."
Uzume hummed at that, turning and looking at me intently, "...How can you be sure they won't tell the distance."
"Well," I sit next to her, hand settling on my chin in thought, "they haven't been able to fix the sword, right? Everybody knows that."
Uzume nods in agreement, so I go on.
"If I had to assume, that's probably because they aren't exactly skilled at working with Holy Spirit Power." I speculate, "Because they aren't, I figure that as long as I make something close enough to the original in appearance and feel, they won't notice."
Uzume tilts her head in consideration, "...that would require you to sneak in at least twice, or mind whammy certain people at least twice."
"Yeah, neither of which is ideal, I'll admit. Though what with the place being under renovations" I muse, trailing off as I do.
"If it's going under renovations, they could have moved the sword to a temporary location for safekeeping." Uzume holds up a finger to note.
I click my tongue at that.
That would be the most likely case, but it's the Church, so I'd give it equal odds they kept the thing in place, just under more guard to compensate.
Though, it would be best to not have to guess at all in the situation, because it could also be a trap, or something else.
Granted, in her letter, she said she could sense the thing there
Still, better be safe than sorryand start a war and all that.
"To figure out all that, definitively, most definitely going to need to mind whammy someone." I reiterate, "Which brings me back to my original question" I trail off, turning and raising an eyebrow directly at her.
Uzume shook her head in exacerbation, "And here I was, thinking you were just talking nonsense againokay, let's see." She taps her finger against her chin, "Mental manipulation is used commonly by Vampires and Devils, and Humans are always susceptible to it, so they have protocols specifically for catching and detecting such spellsespecially for the higher ranked members." She looked at me intently.
"SoI need to find someone in the middle of the pact, then?" I try, and she nods to that.
"Yeah, they wouldn't know everything you need, sure, but they'd be the best to draw from to at least start getting what you need on your own. I'd say, at best" She hums, thoughtful, "You could get away with mind-whammying someone twicemaybe three times? Depends on the target, and how smart you are about it."
She smiles, and pokes my nose, "For instance, mind whammying a priest after they've been secretly getting blackout drunk at a bar? Easy to get away with, they wouldn't question the gaps in their memory thenbut jumping a guy right after work?" She trails off, expectantly.
I chuckle and push her finger away, "Yeah yeah, I got it. Don't be an idiot, and I have some breathing room."
Does this mean I have to start stalking priests now?
That's going to get really weird real quick.
I better not find anything freaky, or shit, I might start killing.
Accidentally, of course.
Wait a minuteI could just make my clones do that shit for me!
In the meantime.
I stand up, "Well, this is certainly a start, Uzumeget some actual clothes on," her pout returns, which I ignore easily, "and let's take this to the living room and see if there's anything else to think about."
Now at that, the purple-haired goddess smiles almostdevilishly.
"...Still no exploding things." I tact on before turning away.
"Awwww! Come on! Norrriiii!" Uzume exclaims and whines behind me, as I cackle and walk away.
Ahthis is going to be a productive evening, I think.
And an interesting evening I will indeed end up having.
Emphasis on I, because I'm just a clone sent out to do some early scouting while Prime and Uzume talk more details.
I'll be honestI think this is probably the one time we clones get the good end of the deal for once!
Seriously, dealing with Uzume is a chore most of the time, and just talking and talking is so damn boring.
A little action to spice things up now and then is pretty much required, and what with my being a clone, if I somehow get caught, I won't leave anything behind when I go poof.
I specifically didn't take anything extra with me when I left, not even my sword, or a cloned copy of it, for that matter.
My job is to simply check things out, and see what's going on at the cathedral.
Maybe visit Grandpa after too. It's been a while after all.
But the main mission here is to scope out the cathedral, a place I've never even really checked out beforeand why would I have?
Being a 'pagan' and all that, I imagine trying to visit a Church is sort of like intruding upon a deity's shrine, just supersized.
Something you don't do unless you want to piss off another god.
And this is probably the last god you want to piss off.
Assuming he's not, you know, already dead andwhatever is going on with him.
I let out an audible sigh as I flew through the cool evening sky.
The point is! It's just a good idea not to try messing with him, which is why I never went to a Church before.
No, the Kuoh Church doesn't count, because that one was totaled completely. I'd compare it to a broken, empty shrine.
The only reason I or I guess it's more accurate to say Prime there, is entertaining the idea of stealing from this cathedral in the first place is due to the fact it's under renovations.
If it wasn't, I wouldn't be going anywhere near it.
But, logically, and with any amount of luck, these renovations have temporarily 'broken' it as a 'shrine', meaning the big guy upstairs is effectively blind when it comes to the place and its surroundings right now.
Though there's only one real to check that.
I didn't go as fast as I could to get here, partly so I could keep a careful eye on my surroundings with my senses, and partly so because the evening sun is gorgeous up here, so by the time I arrived in Tokyo, it was well into the evening.
Despite the encroaching dark, the city remained as bustling and lit as the morning and afternoon, sat in a perpetual state of living and light.
I'd float above it all and marvel at it, but unfortunately, I had a job to do.
I make sure to get a good look at the sight though, so the image goes back to Prime.
Let's get this over with.
St. Mary's Cathedral. From what Uzume told me, or Prime before I was made, it should be somewhere near the center of the city.
Very close to the Imperial Palace.
I couldn't help but bristle at the insult.
Granted, it's not like the cathedral is right next to the Palace or anything so blatant, but it's also not a long drive away.
I'd say maybe a ten-minute drive in a car, something along those lines. Close, but oh man are they toeing the line between trolling and blatant disrespect.
As I entered the city, I could pick up the feeling of the other shrines, even those residing in and around the Imperial Palace, but I breathed a quiet sigh of relief as I couldn't feel the holy power of Mr. Doesn't-Like-His-Name anywhere within the city.
This means the sanctity of the cathedral has been at least impaired by its renovations, as it is entirely possible the power imbued within it hasn't vanished, but instead simply weakened, and I just can't sense it because all the other shrines around are overpowering it.
However, to find that out, I'm going to have to get really up close and personal.
Thankfully, I was planning to do that anyway.
I suppress my power as low as I can make it, then mask my aura and power on top of that, making me essentially all but physically invisibleand also making me drop out of the sky and land on top of a building.
That's the thing with this method of masking your presence, you need to essentially hold most if not all of your power in.
Easy for a normal human, since they don't have many natural powers beyond perhaps unique inherited powers, blessings, or maybe gears.
Not so easy when you're more than human and rely on said powers to fight.
Luckily, I can ignore that, since I'm not here to fight, and I won't 'die' if I get caught. There isn't a need to defend myself.
In this case, I'm only mildly inconvenienced, since I'm holding in everything to try not to get caught in the first place.
This means unlike my time sneaking into the Urakyoto Palace, I can't fly.
They couldn't have possessed a divine aura covering the entire area, so I was a bit more free there.
Here though? I'm going full mask, right from the start.
If I have to run and jump the rest of the way there to keep as hidden as I can, then so be it.
Besides, it's not like my physical abilities are or can be suppressed at all.
With that in mind, I bolt across the roof of whatever random building I'm on, and leap off, easily clearing the distance and landing on the next one over.
I repeat this process on autopilot, scrambling across the rooftops of Tokyo, as I search for my destination.
I make my way close to the city center, and from there, watch out for signs of construction, more specifically, a sign mentioning such an area being quarantined off for it.
It only took a moment of searching and going just a touch further out from the city's center, to find what I was looking for.
Simple signs talking about road closures, leading to an entire blocked-off circular area of the city, wherein
I stop, staring at the cathedral from my perch atop some random building.
"...Is that a fucking Playstation 5?" I mutter, absolutely befuddled.
And, I mean, it does!
The front of the cathedral looks awfully similar to a possible future gaming console!
Not only does the front of the place look like that, but the entire building itself is also completely different from what I was expecting.
I expected a traditional Church building, maybe with some Japanese influence, sure, but a traditional Church building nonetheless.
Instead, I'm being greeted by a rather imposing mass of concrete, steel, tile, and glass shaped like a cross of all things.
Due to how late it is, I don't see any workers anywhere, but I do see their equipment surrounding the structure, congregating up on the roof.
It looks like the renovations are specifically focused up there, probably something to do with what looks like skylights running through the center.
Regardless, if it's all focused up there, then that means there should be less I have to weave through inside.
In fact, the openings up top present a pretty good opportunity to get a look inside
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in taking a look inside just to do so at this point, besides the mission.
I've never been inside a cathedral before, much less a Japanese cathedral, so inherently I kind of want to see how they made it.
So, still not sensing the telltale power of the sensitive guy above the clouds, I take probably my biggest leap yet on this run throughout the city, right over and on top of the cathedral.
Just because I still can't sense any holy power coming from the place doesn't mean now is not the time to start slacking. It's always better to be safe than sorry.
I walk now along the roof of the cathedral, all the way down the center of the roof are skylights, stretching down and throughout the whole center of the structure, forming a smaller cross of skylights within the greater cross structure.
Or, well, it will, when the skylights are finished being built.
Right now, most of it is covered by tarps, but there are some with the skylights installed and other various parts along the roof wheresomething needs to be done.
I don't know for sure, I'm not an architect, but generally, when chunks of a roof are missing I can assume something probably is meant to fill in the gaps.
In any event, I carefully walk the length of the roof, searching for a place to slip on in without disturbing or causing damage, partly out of respect for the workers, and partly to not leave any possible evidence of my having snuck in.
And eventually? I find it.
At the center of the roof, there's a patch of actual solid roof, no glass, or plans for a skylight seemingly, though it connects to the skylight sections on each side.
There though is where I find my ticket in, as at the meeting point between the skylights and solid roof, the tarp covering where future skylights are destined to be is much looser, forming an opening that flaps around as the wind blows by.
I can slip in through that opening with ease.
And so, with zero hesitation, I do just that.
Though I don't fall straight into the cathedral just yet, I hang there, holding onto the solid portion of the roof, mostly inside, but just in case, I don't drop in right away.
And my unerring dedication to carefulness was rewardedby me not immediately being caught.
"...All I'm s-saying is!" I freeze, as a squeaky stuttering older male's voice echoes throughout the building, "Shouldn't you be there? With your charges? I mean no disrespect, it's j-j-just-"
"You're worried," A much calmer, lackadaisical, and younger male voice cut through the older man's nervous-sounding chatter, "I understand, reallybut you don't have to worry about them, okay? They're young, sure, but I don't think they're so immature as to start anything unwarranted."
There are people here.
And I couldn't sense them due to my holding all my power within.
Fuck.
Quickly, I look down, the only place where the sources of the voices could be, and find them readily.
Two men, one younger, only a few years older than myself, even sharing around the same build as myself as well, I'd estimate, and one much older and rounder. Both are almostright beneath me.
Hahathat was stupidly close.
Okay. The young man dressed in modest priestly garments, featuring mostly gray and black clothing with the scarce gold outline here or there, and dusty blonde hair which he didn't seem to care to take care of, spiking up every which way on the top of his head the way it did.
He seemed vaguely familiar. In a slightly dreadful way. He looked like an exorcist, that's for sure, and I suppose it wouldn't be all that odd for an exorcist to be here.
The older man mentioned the younger guy here to have charges, which if they are in Japan, I guess also isn't odd. I vaguely recall Freed's mentor taking him to Japan for his missions.
Speaking of, the older man had much more splendid attire, wearing mostly white, with red and gold trimmings and outlining, along with a fancy hat that covered up most of his head, save for the flecks of dull white and grayed hair poking out from the sides.
This older guyI'm not entirely sure who he is.
Maybe the guy in charge of the cathedral here? This place is the seat of something right? An archdiocese, I think Uzume had mentioned before I was sent off?
So this guy might be the archdeacon, then. Pretty sure that's how clerical ranks, anyway.
"R-Respectfully" The old guy slowly began, walking slightly toward the younger presumed exorcist, who merely crossed his arms back, looking down at the portly older man with a gentle smile, "Idon't think that assessment is correct."
"Oh?" The exorcist raised an intrigued eyebrow, not sounding nor looking at all offended, "What makes you think that, Archdeacon?"
Ahah! So that guy is, at the very least, an Archdeacon!
The Archdeacon twitched, growing increasingly more nervous despite the exorcist's lack of any hostilities whatsoever, "It'swell, the Slash Princess," the Archdeacon nearly hissed in distress, "she isn't exactly known to be level-headed! And w-without you there, I worry she may start things withwell, Lord knows who!" He confessed with audible fear.
I slowly blinked as I processed those words.
Slash Princess?
Who in the Church has that title again?
Unlike myself, the exorcist doesn't seem phased at all and merely gives the old man an easygoing grin before stating back, "Ah, but she has her longtime partner with her, and that one incredibly kindly sister with her on top of that, and-"
This time, the old man cuts him off with a hushed yet anxious shout, "I know that! But no amount of teenage girls can control her! Only her teacher can, and she's-"
The younger man raised a hand, abruptly, yet non-threateningly, silencing the older man by sheer surprise at the act, stopping his voice which was just beginning to reach an angry crescendo.
He then places the hand on the older man's shoulder, and well and truly looks at him.
"Listen, Archdeacon. I understand- I understood the first time you brought it up, and the many times after. You've been bringing this up practically all day, haven't you?"
At that, the older man nods, slowly.
He pats his shoulder, and continues, "If you can't believe in them, then believe in me, for I believe in my fellow sisters, truly. Once our job is done in this country, we'll be on our way, and no more stress shall come to you."
The Archdeacon proceeded to mutter something so quietly I couldn't hear it, but the exorcist seemed to catch it and chuckle good-naturedly, despite the older man's rumbling.
"Now then" the exorcist continued, "I heard Tokyo has a Sumo Club that also serves excellent food?" and immediately began to prod for someinteresting answers.
The Archdeacon sighs, tired and exacerbated, "...All day, ever since you showed up here, you'd come to me, asking for places to eat, leave, and then come back, is that why you came here before your charges?"
The younger man's smile never wavered a single bit as he replied with a simple, "No comment."
The Archdeacon's follow-up sigh was even more painful than the last, "...Yes, indeed, there is a place like that. I shall come with you this time if you don't mind?"
"Ah? I don't mind at all! In fact, why didn't you join earlier?" The exorcist exclaims in part excitement, part quizzical.
"...I had a job to do here." The Archdeacon deadpanned as he stated right back to his face.
That, at least, made the exorcist adopt a sheepish grin as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Right, well! There's nothing like a relaxing dinner after a job well done, yes?"
"Because you'd certainly know all about that, yes?" Was the Archdeacon's rather sarcastic reply.
I didn't personally get the joke, but the exorcist certainly did, as he chuckled much louder than before, and wrapped his arm around the older man's shoulders as he started walking away, leading the archdeacon off.
Once those two leave through the double front doors, I finally breathe a sigh of reliefand let go of the little ledge I've been holding onto, falling onto the solid and now unoccupied ground below.
I land like a proper ninja should, in style, bent down with one hand on the groundbefore immediately standing and cringing, thankful no one saw my moment lapse in intelligence.
Shaking my head offthat, I take a moment to get my first good look around the cathedral before I start processing everything I just heard.
And I'll admit, I had to stop myself from whistling. Despite the obvious construction that's still clearly ongoing here, this place looks almost ethereal.
All in all, the vast majority of the space here is open, I imagine the seating and such were moved out for the renovations, as were most of the decorations, leaving a dark and debris-covered tiled floor, surrounded by these smooth curved gray stone walls.
The place is utterly massive, befitting of a cathedral in that manner, yet at the same time its lack of traditional architecture still shocks me.
If you had only seen the inside of this place I'd bet you'd think you were in a modern and oddly shaped pyramid, in fact.
That thought got a small chuckle out of me due to the irony of it all.
A cursory glance around showed me that the center of the cathedral is lined with a brilliant red carpet, leading up the stairs to the back, where the altar, choir, and all the fun church stuff is supposed to be.
Curiously, only the altar remains, and much like the rest of the architecture, even that was made differently. An altar of twisting and spiraling smooth stone.
What are the chances they couldn't move it precisely because whatever super secret hidden stuff going on here is under it, just like the altar at the Kuoh Church?
That, I can confirm later, for now though.
First things firstif I had a nickel for every time I snuck into a Church and hid on the ceiling to catch wind of conversations, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Technically. The specifics of my first church 'stealth' mission are pretty different compared to this one, but still, broad strokes and all that.
Secondly, and going back to what they were talking about
The Slash Princess, huh?
And her partner?
Isn't that Xenovia and Irina?
They're here? Somewhere in Japan? Now?
Wait, no, the old Archdeacon said he came here before his charges, right?
For thefood?
That also feels oddly familiar, but I can't quite place why that is.
You know, I was just kidding when I was talking about the Kokopuffs Arc, please, Murphy, you got to believe me!
I shook my head at that rather nasty thought and got to focus on the why.
What the hell could Xenovia, Irina, and a couple of unnamed sisters along with this one guy who's supposed to be in charge of them be doing here?
Well, he's in Tokyo, I'm not sure what their mission even is, or where it is.
It could be here because he specifically came here, but then again I can't be too sure
There's so much context and shit I'm missing right now that it isn't even funny.
Ultimately, I'm not particularly worried about those girls. Xenovia, Irinathose two specifically couldn't even beat Kokopuffs together.
Even with help, they certainly wouldn't be able to beat me.
As in, like, me. Against Prime, they'd be fucked.
And not in the fun way Xenovia might want.
Unless that guy was some super strong exorcist, there's nothing to worry aboutbesides their mission.
I consider following the two, to see if I can maybe get a read on that guy's power, or overhear anything important.
After a moment's consideration, though, I swiftly decided against it.
For one, though he seemed easygoing enough, that guy didn't seem the type to let slip mission details at some restaurant randomly, especially if the mission was important, and especially not to someone he didn't know.
And if he catches wind of my true nature, and he's strong, wellI can't guarantee he won't just blast me, and then from then on it'd make everything else regarding my mission here more difficult.
No, better to let him go for now.
I kneel, putting my hand against the ground, trying to feel out for any holy spirit power with my innate sensitivity alone.
I click my tongue as I come up with a cold and dry nothing, rising back onto my feet.
I'd move the altar and check deeper right about now, butthat guy, that exorcist, this mission, and the girls from the Kokopuff Arc showing up
That's got me nervous, and I can't quite place my finger on why.
So, I put my hands together.
I'll disperse, and send everything back to Prime me now, and let him decide from here what to do.
Man, I don't get paid enough for this shit.
With a single sign, I cease existing.
~ A New Sun ~
I was sitting on the couch, drinking a nice cup of tea when it all hit me.
Promptly, I spat out my tea in shock.
"Paid? Paid!?" I grumbled aloud, setting down my teacup with an aggravated sigh.
Then I sat there, on the couch, head in my hands, and groaned.
Clones are lazy little shits, and me? Without proper motivation, I know I can already become a lazy little shit.
But seriously, come on nowthis is taking it a step too far.
The clone me didn't put much, if any, thought into that guy.
But as soon as I got the image of him jammed into my head, it didn't take but a moment of thought to connect that image to a name.
Dulio Gesualdo. The Strongest Exorcist the Church currently has at its disposal.
Here, in Japan, with the Kokopuff Arc girls and even more besides.
Well, they aren't here yet, but they will be.
What a fucking mess.
At this point, Uzume had already gone back to bedshe got tired again during our discussion, and Rose and Kuroka got tired after they finished up and I cooked them something.
The only reason I'm still awake right now is because I was waiting for the clone to get done, but I kind of wish I just went to bed and dealt with all this shit in the morning.
I also kind of wish the clone would have checked under the cathedral like it was supposed to, but the lack of any security at all is kind of making me doubt the sword is hidden there now.
Granted, Dulio is probably enough security as is, but I doubt that's what he's there for.
He's probably just in Tokyo for the food, seems that way, based on the Archdeacon's comments.
But that leaves the mission, andugh.
Of all times, why is the Church doing this now? Right when I'm acting against them?
There's no way they know about my plans, so it's got to be something else.
Well, what happened recently that would prompt the Church to doanything.
"...Fuck." I uttered in swift realization, "It's got to be related to the Spear, right?"
Unless Kokpuffs broke out of the Underworld after breaking his limits like some sort of Fallen Saiyan, becoming monstrously powerful, and then stole the Excaliburs to come all the way over here and fuck with the sisters of the Satans
But somehow, I doubt all that.
Yet, if it is the Spear
I rapidly tap my foot against the ground, thoughts swirling around in my hand.
Along withsomething like a plan.
If a fight breaks out, and Dulio gets involved, I'm likely screwed, but if they are just here for the spear, and not for me specifically
I can use pre-character development Xenovia to my advantage.
I'm also going to need to whip out my hammer a little sooner than I thought.
My foot stops, and I rise onto my feet, a steady grin spreading across my face.
I almost feel bad about what I'm going to have to do to the Church girls, they are some of my favorite characters after all
But at the same time, in a situation like this? I can't afford to hold back.
I'm going to send a clone to keep an eye on Dulio, and possibly check for the sword back at the cathedral.
Then, after I clean up this tea, I need to grab the Spear and my hammer.
I'm going to need the former forinspiration.
"Cold: the air and water flowing~..."
My hummed singing is accompanied by the clang of cold metal on red hot glowing ore.
"Hard: the land we call our home~..."
I take a quick cursory glance across the forge, where the True Longinus is set up like one would a nude model for a painting.
"Push to keep the dark from coming,"
My hammer comes back down, intent and effort coming down with it as one, as with each stroke the red hot nigh liquid mystical metal I work with yields, twisting and bending for my purpose.
"Feel the weight of what we owe."
I'm so immersed in my work, and in the old song I sing, I'm barely even thinking about why I'm doing this, the planwasn't there something else I was supposed to do before I started this?
"This: the song of sons and daughters,"
Unfortunately, the game this song comes from won't ever be made here. Maybe some faux facsimile of it, but it won't be able to match the real thing.
"Hide the heart of who we are."
Huh. Maybe after I deal with all I have to deal with, I could throw some of my money around and help get some of the not-shit versions of media I knew made.
"Making peace to build our future,"
Unlikely, but hey, it's something to think about in the future.
"Strong, united, working till we fall."
Plus, I'm sure Kuroka would appreciate her game not turning into complete shitas if that'd stop her from playing it and spending all my money on stupid mounts.
Still, it's the thought that counts.
"And we all lift~, and we're all adrift together, togeth"
"Whatcha doing nyah~?"
I snap back to reality, my hammer abruptly stopping mere inches from the red-hot metal.
With a sigh, I slowly turn toward the source of the very quizzical feminine voice, setting my new magic hammer down on a nearby table as I do.
She was standing nearly right next to me, close, but not so close as to get covered in sparks or chips of hot metal.
At the same time though
I deadpanned at her, "Kuroka, if you're going to come in here, you could at least cover up a little bitand stand up straighter, too."
Kuroka merely tilted her head at me, blinking innocently, "I have not the slightest idea what you're implying darling, nyah~!" She crosses her arms and pushes her chest out more.
My eyebrow twitches.
No, I know exactly what she's trying to do here, but there's a slight problem.
A few actually.
One, I may, or may not, be on a tight time crunch right about now.
I have not the slightest idea when, or even where truly, the Church's girls are supposed to show.
I can guess the latter, because it's sort of obvious, but not the former.
Twothere isn't a good space to fuck in this forge.
It was set up this way by design so I didn't get distracted!
It's outside, everything, from the anvil to the forge, with only wood roofing built on small wooden pillars being the only thing that can come close to 'surrounding' the workshop.
Sure, I specifically had it built away from everything else in the palace, but that wasn't for sexy times, that was to reduce the risk of something catching on fire.
Or exploding and taking everything else with it. Mostly that.
With all that being said.
I step right up to her, prompting my shortstack of a black cat girl to perk up and smirk, likely seeing the look in my eyes and taking it in adifferent way than intended.
Unfortunately for her, as she'll soon find out, she won't be taking anything anywhere.
For now. Most definitely later. Damn cat.
Without saying anything, I take my hand, and quite suddenly jam it straight into her cleavage, right between her breasts.
I would love to comment on just how smooth and soft they are, and how incredibly easy it was for my hand and part of my forearm to slip right through, but as I said, later.
Kuroka had the expected reaction though.
"N~Nyahh~!? Darling!?" She almost jumped at the sudden intrusion, before instead figuring the best path to remove my oddly placed hand would be to grab my arm and pull it out.
She gave it a few tugs before immediately starting to beg as her inability and failure became apparent.
"Hnnnghh~...Darling, dear, could you pleaseyou know? Nyah?" She gave a stilted chuckle.
Meanwhile, I gave her a harsher glare, causing her chuckle to turn nervous.
"You cover up," I began to explain, "and don't show too much skin here, because my hand and arm right now?" I give the stated appendage a shake, wiggling my fingers around in her bosom, drawing a slight shiver and shaky gasp from her, "Could easily be a piece of near-molten metal instead, you know?"
With that said, I slowly withdrew my arm and crossed my arms as I looked down at her with a snort.
"Besides, you're already short enough. No need to make yourself go even smaller." My glare turns into a smirk as I speak.
Seriously, I don't think I state enough just how short Kuroka is. She's 161cm, or five foot three inches in Freedom Units.
She is short.
I'm something around six feet, so if Kuroka bent over, she'd be at perfect dick-sucking height while standing.
I internally blinked at that.
No idea where that thought came from, so I'll just ignore it for now.
Kuroka, after fixing her sagging kimono with a little tug, quickly glared back at me with all the fire of a cat.
Or maybe a hamster. Or bunny?
She certainly is about as horny as one.
"Hmph," she pouted, "I'll be finemy darling can heal me easily, can't he~? Besides, you say that about clothesbut look at you!"
I huff, "Yeah, I can heal, but this metal isn't normal hot steel, Kuroka. It's got divine power in it, so it's better to be safe than sorry."
Kuroka's pout softens slightly, before I then add, "As for my lack of clothes"
Yeah, I'm in my forge, shirtless. I ditched my robe on the way here, and have been working pretty much the wholewhat time is it again?
I look out, beyond my little workshop's perimeter, into the twilight sky
Huh, a bit before sunrise.
Damn, I've been working all night?
So, I've been working the forge all night in my underwear.
Nice.
I shrug, giving her a knowing grin, "I'm immune to fire, heat, all that good stuff," before reaching over, and booping her on the nose, causing her to squeak in surprise, "you aren't!" I finish while adding.
Kuroka huffs, but doesn't try to fight my words.
Even the comments about her height.
She knows they are true after all.
That said, sufficiently cowed, but not willing to admit it because she's a cat, she looks around for anything else to talk about.
And quickly finds it, as her eyes land upon the True Longinus doing its best impression of a modeling French girl.
"...Darling." Kuroka starts, her tone completely devoid of emotion and unsure how to proceed, while juststaring at it.
That's a pretty fair reaction, all things considered.
It's as I look at her now, that I realize she'd probably be even more out of the loop than say, Uzume, even, because she wasn't around when we made the original plan relating to the sword.
And she especially wasn't there after, when I learned about the Church itself being up to something.
Oh yeah, that's what I was forgetting earlier. Well, less forgetting, more it got put out of my mind for other things.
I needed Kuroka for part of my plan, I just sort of got caught up in beating my metal that I lost track of time.
Oops?
Well, lucky she's here now.
"Ah, yeahso." I start, pondering how exactly I should go about explaining everything that happened over last night.
It's slightly concerning that so much shit can hit all at once in a small frame of time, but that's beside the point.
After a moment or two of pondering, I just decided to be blunt about it all.
"Basically" Kuroka turned to me as I started to explain.
And when I mean all, I mean all.
No point in hiding anything from her, not like I want to in the first place, especially since I want her help with this.
I started with the sword, my and Uzume's talk to steal it, and ultimately my plan to do just that.
She didn't say anything, she didn't have to, the mischievous grin she got as I talked about stealing was enough for me to know she was all for it.
However, I could tell she was still a touch confused, as everything I was talking about so far didn't relate whatsoever to the True Longinus.
She quickly began to understand though, as I talked about my clone's experience in Tokyo, her eyes widening as I mentioned the exorcist, Dulio, his trope of girls, and their mission.
It didn't take her long to put two and two together after that.
"So, then" Kuroka looks back over at the spear, then to the lump of half-shapen red hot metal still sitting upon my anvil, "You're making a fake True Longinus then, aren't you darling?"
I snap my fingers and smile, "Bingo kitty. Though it might be more accurate to say that I've just started making it a little early." I take a glance down at the metal, "It is, after all, missing something to feel like the real deal, and won't be complete until then."
At that, Kuroka tilts her head, eyeing me curiously and expectantly.
So I continue explaining, by first asking a question.
"Have you ever heard what went into the creation of the Holy Sword, Durandal?" I ask, getting an even further confused look, to which I chuckled, and answered for her, "Within its golden hilt, there is said to be a tooth of Saint Peter, the blood of Saint Basil of Caesarea, a lock of hair of Saint Denis, and a piece of the raiment of the Blessed Virgin Mary." I list the components like one would a recipe or grocery list.
I can remember all that clearly, as Xenovia herself states each item as part of her chant when summoning the sword.
I let out a chuckle before continuing, "Though rarely spoken or talked about, there's also the idea that a piece of the Lance of Longinus went into the hilt as well."
Now that bit, I heard it as part of the sword's mythology back in my original home.
The only reason it stuck with me is because of how odd and tacked-on it felt, truth be told.
Althoughthinking about it more, was that Durandal, or a sword adjacent to it?
It's been awhile, and it is a pretty random piece of trivia!
Kuroka stared up at me in wonder, "A piece of the original lance, in that Holy Sword?" Kuroka parroted as if trying the idea on her tongue, "That might explain why that sword in particular seems so muchstronger, then the others I've heard about, nyah!"
But hey, it ended up serving a purpose, ultimately!
I shrug, "Possibly. Truth be told, that doesn't matter if it's true or notalthough it'd certainly be a help if it was."
Kuroka blinked at that, "Thenwhy bring all that up?"
As a bit ofinspiration.
I smile and look back down at the lump of half-shapen red hot metal.
"It felt fitting. After all, to make a convincing fake, it needs to feel right. For it to feel rightit needs to have at least an aura of Holy Power, not Holy Spirit Power." I elaborate, a grin on my face, "And what would be the fastest way to grant something that kind of holy aura?"
"...Withsomething that already has it." Kuroka's eyes widen, "Darling, are you going tobreak Durandal?"
"And yoink a piece?" I add on for her, before easily confirming, "Yeah, kind of have to. The only reason I can think that they'd send so many power exorcists is for it, and I'm certainly not giving them the real thing."
They've been far too suspicious for that since the very beginning.
Kuroka adopts an anxious frown as she walks up to my side, and presses herself against me, "...I don't know if this is the best ideaif they find out it's a fake, then"
"Yeah, I know," I breathe out a sigh, wrapping an arm around her waist almost instinctively as she approaches me, holding her against me as I speak my thoughts aloud, "it's a big risk, but one I have to take. Luckily, I have reason to believe it might work.
"As a Holy Relic, if a true believer looks upon the spear, it'll drive them insane. When I make the trade-off, I fully intend to give them the prop wrapped up."
Kuroka giggled, "Masking trickery as generosity, darling, are you sure you aren't a Devil or Youkai?"
I chuckle, "Nah, I don't have wings, or a cute little tailor multiple tails, for that matter." I casually, and totally by accident, brush a hand across her tails, drawing a light gasp from heronly for her to give me a sultry gaze back, and stick out her rear in response, her kimono hiking up to reveal small thin pair of white panties barely concealing her ass.
Wait a minute, it didn't hike up, her kimono is just that small right now.
Fucking cat really did come prepared huh?
I boop her nose with my free hand, and shake my head, continuing unabated even as she gives an indignant mewl.
"Moving on, after that pointwell, that relies on a bit of guessing, hoping, and praying. See, due to the aforementioned insanity thing, I doubt they're going to try and get someone to wield the spear, I'm guessing they'll want to lock it up in a nice and secure place.
"If they try to study it, well, I have to hope they never had possession of the spear during any time they could have studied it previously, and therefore when they get basically nothingwell, they just assume it because of the spear's odd predicament.
"I can't imagine trying to study something that would drive you insane just by looking at it would be easy, but the Church is already insane, so I could see them trying regardless.
"In that case, more hope that they either don't discover the fact that the prop doesn't drive believers insane, or that when they do they just assume it's because the spear is obviously broken in some way, and that's just part of it."
I pause, briefly considering.
"Or they start turning on each other because they're not 'true believers' which, considering how the Church is, isn't impossible-"
"Okay, nyah!" Kuroka suddenly reaches up, putting a hand on my face, "Darling, you're ramblinga lot."
I blinked, several times.
"Huh." Before slowly reaching up and taking her hand in mine, slowly giving her a small smile, "Yeahyeah I guess I was."
Kuroka smiles back, before abruptly suggesting, "You knowif the spear is the overarching problem herewhy not just destroy it, nyah?"
I gave a mirthless chuckle at that, before I simply shrugged, "Before I started all this, that thought also crossed my mind as well. So on the way hereI gave it a shot.
"I tried breaking it over my knee, slashing it, melting ityou name it. None of it worked. Now, granted," I add with an annoyed sigh, "I wasn't at my full power, as I did all that during the middle of the night, but somehowI get the feeling it'd be the same result, noon or not."
Kuroka let out an annoyed hiss, "...Figures. I suppose it isn't the first Longinus for nothing, nyah!"
It figures too. If I had managed to at least chip it, I could have used that small piece instead and made a much more convincing feeling prop that'd put much more of my thoughts at ease.
Hell, even just another Holy Relic would be better, because then I might be able to bake in the insanity inducement thing and make an even more convincing prop.
I technically do know where I could find another Holy Relic, the Grailit's not like anyone would miss the vampire over in Europe, but it'd draw a ton of tension if I went zooming overseas to murder a bunch of vampires and kidnap a Dhampir Princess.
So, not exactly an option right now.
I also know who has the Crown, but not where they are, so that's out entirely, same for the Cross.
The Shroud isn't even a Sacred Gear right now, so even bigger nope there.
I'll just have to work with what I have.
This leads me to
"Right," I speak up again, looking intently down at my cat girl, "which is why we're going to need a chunk of Durandal, and that's where I'm going to need your help."
Kuroka blinked at me, before adopting a semi-serious expression and nodding.
"What do you need me to do, darling?"
I nod back at her, pleased that she isn't trying to draw this outor be horny again, "The current user of Durandal has a partner that once lived in Kuoh. I suspect, though can't wholly confirm, that they'll stop there first before either heading here or to Tokyo."
Kuroka's eyes narrow, and her pupils seem to sharpen, "...that's dangerously close to Shirone." She points out, slightly on edge, and I sort of agree.
However I doubt that, unlike during the Kokopuffs Arc, the Church girls will start a fight with the Devils, as they merely need to pass through like a bunch of tourists rather than do any hunting for Fallen.
Still, there's always a possibility.
Though ultimately, I doubt Shirone herself will be harmed even if they fight. She'd tear those poor girls apart by now.
"Well, lucky for you, your job is going to be keeping an eye out, and on, the Church people when they get there." I continue, before leaning down to kiss her forehead, "So at the same time, you can keep an eye on Shirone too."
Kuroka grins at that but doesn't start jumping for joy that she gets to spend a bunch of time with her little sister quite yet.
"I need you to tell me when they arriveand then, I'm going to come in, and be myself." I stated simply.
"You're going to be your pagan, foreign god self and bait the very impressionable young Church girls into a fight, then claim 'self-defense' afterword?" Kuroka, still with her cheshire grin, explains more thoroughly.
"...You know, when you call them 'impressionable young Church girls' it almost makes me sound like the bad guy here." I sigh, as Kuroka practically cackles.
Granted, it's not like she's wrong about themit's precisely why this plan might even work at all.
Xenovia specifically, at this point, is a bit of a hard ass. She hasn't yet had her beliefs challenged or been excommunicated, or anything like that, so she's still that same girl she was back when she first appeared.
Luckily, her shortcomings as a person can be used to my advantage.
Bait her into a fight, and smash her sword in 'self-defense', just as Kuroka said.
And it'd be fine too, because as long as I don't go too hard or too far, and break the sword's core, they can easily fix Durandal right back up, good as new.
Dulio won't do anything, as long as I don't provoke a response from him, which is why the self-defense angle is pretty damn important.
But, just in caseI'll make sure this fight happens in broad daylight.
I roll my eyes as my cat now full-on cackles, reaching down with the hand still around her waist to swat her rear.
"N~NYAH~!?"
I ignore her mewling squeak, her incredulous glare, and all that, before simply stating, "Shouldn't you be going? Don't worry, I'll call up Shironelet her know you're coming over ahead of time."
Of course the mention of her sister made her perk up and forget everything else that just happened, and she quickly hopped from my side and practically started skipping away, singing a little song.
"Nayayayah, Shirone~! Nayayayah, Shirone~! Nayayayah, Shirone~!"
That's a first.
Also, adorable.
Though it'd be even more cute if she-
"Don't forget to put a regular damn kimono on!" I called after her, my eyes following the sway of her exposed rear as she hopped and skipped away.
"Nyah! Allrrighhtt~!" She called back, shaking her ass one more time my way before skipping completely out of sight.
Fucking cat.
Now then.
I turned back to my hammer, and metal, incredibly thankful said metal is very good at retaining heat, so I wouldn't have to reheat it much to start shaping it again.
I want to try and get this done as soon as possible
With that thought in mind, fire burst from my hands, and I got back to work.
~ A New Sun ~
"Ah~! See, Asia-chan, look down there!" The twin-tailed chestnut-haired girl called to their new blonde-haired nun friend, as she pointed out the airplane window.
"Uwahhh~...So much snowSo many mountains" The poor nun looked equally mesmerized, stunned, fascinated, and terrified, all at once as she leaned forward to take a look.
Which is something Xenovia finds impressive, somewhat, even if she's not particularly interested.
She's content to sit here, in her airplane seat, with their other new partner, some small white-haired red eyed girl she's never seen before.
Probably. Though judging by her appearance and complexionXenovia can guess where she comes from, at least.
Sigurd Institute.
Similar to her, she's also simply sitting there, though she's much more relaxed and easygoing than herself.
"A-Ah, umWarrior Shidou-" The blonde nun begins stuttering, only to be cut off as her chestnut-haired friend grabs the poor nun by her shoulders.
"Asia! I thought I told you! We're around the same age, and we're friends now! There's no need to be so formal!"
"A-Ah!? ButB-ButI'm not a warrior, like you all, I'm just-"
It feels like they've been over this a thousand times already, likely because they have.
So now, it was Xenovia's turn to butt in.
"You're the healer." She starts, plainly and simply, and before Irina can turn around and get all annoyed at her, she stoically adds, "But that doesn't make you any less than us. God gave you an amazing gift, one he rarely gives to othersand out of all of them, you're probably the most deserving."
Irina perked up, smiling, and nodding along with Xenovia's words.
"Ah? Well" Asia began, twiddling with her fingers and looking away from them, "IStill-"
"No, no, no!" Irina stopped her right there, "Xenovia doesn't usually say anything insightful, but that was pretty good! Take it to heart, Asia-chan!"
While the poor blonde nun was turned into a shy, blustering mess, Xenovia frowned.
Insight? She can totally be insightful.
Like how she knows Irina is totally just proclaiming the fact that she had a childhood friend at one point in this very specific town they're stopping at first in Japan.
Doesn't take much insight to figure that out.
On the other hand, Xenovia hopes it doesn't take much insight to find what they're looking for
There, she hopes she can, to put it simply, get whatever they need by hitting whatever gets in their way with her sword.
It's been a while since she's been able to properly use Durandal, after all.
Shirone stared at her phone, her face twisted in poorly hidden repugnance.
"Whatever I did to deserve this? I'm not sorry. Die senpai." She uttered down into the device, her free hand clenching into a shaking fist.
She received merely a light-hearted chuckle, which while usually would make her feel light-headed, she could tell he wasn't taking her seriously.
Unfortunately for him, she means every word, and she'll make sure he understands that one day!
Fortunately for him, at the same time, that day is not today, as a strange-looking purple magical circle whirls into existence right next to her!
Shirone lets out a small hiss, as her head snaps in its direction.
"Ah, well," her stupid idiot senpai who is now not allowed to give her scratches for at least a week starts, "that sounds like my cue to leave you girls to it. Kuroka can probably explain the rest."
Shirone nearly snorts.
Probably, right.
"Go die." She huffs back.
He snorts, and fires back, "Love you too."
The call hangs up, just before she can fire back something witty to destroy his ego.
At the same time, the magic circle practically blooms, and in comes-
"Shirrrronnneee-nychan~!"
Kuroka, her big sister, who practically leaps out from the teleportation light and falls right on top of her.
She hisses as soon as she sees her, only for her hiss to be muffled and thereafter quenched like a fire as she collides with her.
Of course, her fat fucking cow tits land right on her face, and of course, they wrangle the breath right out of her.
Stupid idiot big sister. Maybe she should use her Senjutsu and exchange some tit fat for some height!
"Ohhh! You look so cute!" Kuroka pulls her free, and nearly holds her up like she's some child, "Let me guess~! Youjust woke up!"
Shirone stared at her, face blank.
"Jee, what gave that away," she huffed out, irritated, "was it maybe the pajamas, my hair, or the lack of the sun being up yet?"
She'd have loved to stress that last bit further, but unfortunately, she's a tad too tired to entirely care at the moment.
Luckily for her big sister anyway, she'd have strangled the bimbo otherwise.
Despite her curt and clipped words and tone though, her big sister decided, for once, not to act all hurt and start whining, instead, she pulled her in and gave her a big hug.
Big only because of her tits, otherwise, her sister is stupid small everywhere else.
Heh.
"I knew it only because my Shirone could pull off being so cute in the morning!" Kuroka shook her back and forth as she embraced her, "Ohhhh! It's been so long! I missed you!"
Shirone rolled her eyes, " Didn't you literally just see me a few days ag-"
"It's been too long!" Her sister interrupted her, much to Shirone's annoyance.
She clicked her tongue in annoyance, and managed to lift her free hand just enough
"E-EH!?" Kuroka yelped in shock and pain, as she pinched her, right on the thigh, causing her to scramble back on reflex while dropping her.
Shirone flopped back onto the bed, free and content, and for a second? All was well.
"Shirrroooonnnee!" Kuroka whined.
Then it was not.
With an exacerbated huff, Shirone threw her phone to the side simply to get rid of itnot like it'll break so easily, being devil and magically made and all.
Before looking at her sister, now kneeling over in front of her, fake tears in her eyes.
"So." Shirone began, sounding completely uncaring, "What did dickbag senpai want that was so important to send you over here."
Kuroka gawked at her, "Shirone! Language!"
She snorted, "Suck it. I'm mad. You both interrupted my beauty sleep."
Kuroka crawled over to her side, a smile growing on her face, "Oh come on~! I'm sure darling will be able to make it up to you just fine!"
Shirone stared back at her, blinking.
Then a blush slowly spread across her face, and she quickly found herself looking away.
Her sister quickly started cackling, as if she'd won or something.
Shirone frowned and turned back to look at her, despite her face actively burning, "No amount of dick will give back the sleep I could have hadso, no. He can't. Go die."
A little samey on the clapback, sure, but Shirone has never been good at dealing withs-sex stuff.
Despite her clap back though, Kuroka's grins never wavered, "What if he gave you cookies too?"
Shirone perked up at that.
"...Depends on the kind of cookie." She grumbled out in response, much to Kuroka's further cackling.
Her sister wiped away fake tears as her cackling came to a swift end, however, and her face suddenly gained an almostserious expression.
Such a thing was so rare, and looked almost uncanny on her, that Shirone couldn't help but pause entirely.
Well, better serious than fake bloodlust.
Shirone almost started scowling.
Now she just wanted to hit her more.
But before she could come to a decision, Kuroka spoke, and in much the same way even her tone had a serious bent to it, "Cookie can be arranged later, Shirone. For now, I have something to do."
She took a breath, before looking straight down into her eyes, "Likely sometime soon, a bunch of exorcists wielding powerful holy swords are going to pass through this town, and I need to tell darling when so he can fight them, break one of their swords, and steal a part to make a fake spear!"
Shirone deadpan stared at her.
"...Big sis." She said, plainly.
"...Yes, Shirone-nychan?" Her big dumb idiot bimbo of a sister had the nerve to reply to her.
She scowled, "Firstly, don't call me that. Secondly, get off my bed!" She then proceeds to practically kick the black neko straight off the bed, her sister giving a mewling cry as she falls.
Shirone quickly follows her, jumping off the bed, and landing right next to her.
Inwardly, she's also thankful she chose to get her own little place in the human world all for herself. If she didn't, she's sure Kuroka's tits hitting the floor would have woken everyone in the building up thinking an earthquake was starting.
Or, even worse than waking up a bunch of humans, if she'd have stayed with her President, and woken her up
Well, let's just say she still hasn't told Rias anything about her sister, and isn't entirely too sure how yet, and leave it at that.
Forever, hopefully.
"Thirdly," Shirone began, brushing herself off, before grabbing Kuroka and hoisting the over twenty-year-old midget to her feet, "start from the beginning, and don't try to summarize everything because you're lazy!"
"Nyah~!" Her sister writhed and whined in her grasp, "My little Shirone is so mean~...!"
Shirone, meanwhile, merely sighed in pain.
Those future cookies better be the best!
~ A New Sun ~
It doesn't take too long, the sun still hasn't fully risen, yet her sister managed to explain everything succinctly enough, she feels.
That is after she kicked her out of her bedroom entirely to get dressed in something more comfortable for walking around in.
Shirone nodded to herself whilst looking in the mirror.
Short and cute white dress with a blue skirt and a black long-sleeved jacket for the cold.
She's fucking adorable, of course she is.
She didn't need Kuroka to scream and fawn over her the moment she opened the door and saw it though, so the punch straight to her jaw was completely warranted, no matter how much she whined afterward.
She's a big girl, she can take an island falling on her, she can take a good smack to the jaw just as well.
Getting past all that though, and after hearing everything, or mostly everything, Shirone was now lying on the bean bag chair in her small and simple living room, her arms crossed.
Kuroka was on the floor in front of her, where she belonged, no matter how much she whined.
"Durandal, huh? And possibly Excalibur Fragments too? But mainly what he wants is a piece of Durandal" She snorts, "Of course the thing with the spear would come back to bite him in the ass, who could have guessed?"
Kuroka gave a lame shrug to that, "NyahehRegardless! They are coming, so I'm here to play my partand a little extra."
Shirone raised an eyebrow.
Uh oh. Her big sister is thinking for herself again.
That's certainly not going to cause problems whatsoever.
"Darling wants to bait these exorcists into a fight, so I thought I'd soften them up for him a little bit," Kuroka's face coiled into a smirk, "by making them extra irritable and annoyed beforehand, ya nyah?"
"...And how do you plan on doing that?" Shirone slightly dreaded to ask, but did so regardless.
Kuroka's smirk twisted mischievously like she was holding back an evil cackle, "Darling is pretty sure they're young and sheltered, which means they aren't exactly used to dealing with the worldso! I was thinking, I pull out some of the old tricks I used to use back when I was on the run, just altered, for catering to churchgoers"
Shirone stared at her, and before she knew it, she couldn't help but smile slightly along with her, finishing and summarizing her plans bluntly, "You're going to swindle them out of all their money so they're left starved, irritable, and tired by the time he shows up"
Kuroka jumps up, excitedly, and calls out, "Exactly! Nyahahahah~!"
Shirone follows, albeit much more modestly, "Count me in then."
"Nyah~?" Kuroka, somehow, trips herself up midair and falls smack down onto her side, crying out in faux pain and indignation.
She quickly scrambles back onto her feet, "You can't, nyah!" She denied, panickedly.
Shirone glared at her, the silent, 'Why not you dumb bimbo' translating easily through her eyes alone.
Well, the first three words anyway, the last two would probably bounce right off her fat cow tits.
Regardless, Kuroka quickly scooped her back up into her arms, and held her, "I came here first specifically to warn you and make sure you're okay, not so you'd rush headfirst into danger!"
Shirone huffed with distaste before grounding out, "You care too much. I can take care of myself perfectly fine."
Kuroka held her out, suddenly, at arm's length, and for once glared at her back, "I don't care how hard you can punch Shirone, you're still my baby sister! And the Holy Sword Durandal is said to be able to cut anything. It doesn't matter how good you can punch then! You're still a Reincarnated Devil, and beneath that, still a Youkai! You'd die!"
As each word poured out from her, Shirone's eyes widened and widened.
Truth be told, she never really considered her sister caredthis much.
Sure, she knew she cared, after the picnic months ago, and the two started talking again.
She still thinks her sister is one of the stupidest fucking cats on the planet, but she knows it came from her caring.
She never exactly considered the fact that it may have come from her caring too much.
But it makes sense.
Shirone steeled her expression, and replied plainly, "I'm going."
Kuroka looked borderline outraged, but she kept going regardless.
"You don't get to announce that you're putting yourself in danger right in front of me, then expect me to sit down and just do nothing." Shirone continued her rebuke, "That's not how any of this works! Besides, I have to come regardless, forother reasons."
Kuroka raised an eyebrow, her expression still stern and bordering on wrothful, yet now with a curious bent.
Shirone looked away, still glaring, and entirely unwilling to fulfill said curiosity.
She doesn't like to go on and on about politics, after all. Most of the bullshit flies over her head, to begin with anyway, but it can boil down to simply her having to be there, or else Rias would get mad once she finds out after the fact.
Well, she'll probably get made regardless, but she's adorable, and Rias lets her get away with pretty much anything because of that.
AdditionallyYuuto senpai.
She wouldn't tell the rest of Peerage what's going on right now purely because of him.
He took his loss to that Blade Blacksmith user ratherbad, to put it lightly.
Then, with the inordinate amount of priests passing through the area after the situation with the Hero Faction, Rias has been forced to essentially keep him on a tight leash, or else he might go mental.
Shirone couldn't help but internally sigh at that.
They essentially traded a much better Akeno Senpai for this
She honestly couldn't say which one was worse.
In the end, it's only lucky that those priests were effectively mobs. Useless grunts without an ounce of power, and not a single holy sword amongst them.
If just one of them had even one
Shirone shook her head and looked back at Kuroka.
"So yeah, I'm going. Either with, or without you." She stated resolutely as she crossed her arms.
One of Kuroka's eyes twitched.
"Hmphif you really want" Shirone slowly added, "We could make it like, a sister's thing or something." She suggested, growing softer and quieter with each word.
No, she was getting shy or anything like that!
Shirone finished by huffing, "I don't know, something like that"
Slowly, ever so slowly, Kuroka let out a long-winded sigh, "A sister's thing, nyah?" She gave a small cheeky shy, "That sounds nicebut! You're staying with me the whole time, you'll do what I say when I say it, and if we get caught and they start drawing swords? Shirone." She shakes her for emphasis. "You run."
Shirone sent back a challenging glare, "I'm not leaving you. Never."
She wouldn't say it out loud of course, the 'like you did', part.
Hell, in this case, she didn't even mean to imply it. She wasn't even thinking of that.
But Kuroka flinched regardless, as a sad smile broke across her face.
"...yeah, okay. Of course."
Great, now she sounds on the verge of tears.
Like, actual tears, not the fake ones.
Who's the big idiot now
Shirone clicked her tongue, and grabbed her sister by her kimono, pulling her easily right up against her for as big of a hug as her small frame could muster.
Kuroka was frozen stiff at the gesture, as Shirone admonished her quietly and sternly.
"I wasn't trying to bring that up, you cow. Think with your brain instead of whatever's in your tits for once."
"E-Eh!?" Kuroka gasped out before sniffling, slowly wrapping her arms around her in return, "S-ShironeThat's not very nice"
Shirone simply patted her on the back. "It's the truth though. You should listen to me more often."
"Ehhh!?"
Shirone let herself smile, just this once, while Kuroka couldn't see it.
For the moment, the two sisters just held each other.
All wasnot well, but content.
Then Kuroka opened her mouth.
"So, uhI know this is going to sound a bitweird." she began, causing Shirone to slowly frown, "But would you happen to know of any shops in town that sell western movie portraits?"
Shirone let out a slow, deep, long-winded sigh.
"Yes." She replied simply.
"R-Really-NYAH!?"
Before promptly decking her straight in the liver.
Dumb bimbo cat, ruining the moment like that!
~ A New Sun ~
They had just landed, and Xenovia hada few questions.
For one, why does a supposedly small town in Japan have an airport? Do all towns in Japan have an airport?
Second, which she's noting as she looks out the windows of said airport
This place looks far too big to be a mere town, do the Japanese not understand how big a town is supposed to be?
She'd ask Irina, but well
"Umu" Asia, their blonde nun companion, was close enough to her that she may as well be hugging her, she twitched her fingers, and was looking around every which way, rapidly, "...when is Shido-, ah, I mean, Irina supposed to get back."
Xenovia looked at her and then proceeded to shrug.
That just caused the poor girl to shiver shyly even more, and Xenovia did her best to comfort the girl bypatting her on the head.
Really, she's pretty sure Irina went off in some direction, somewhere, probably in the direction where there's a bunch of hieroglyphics that Irina had called 'Japanese Kanji', whatever those are.
Of which, every direction had them, so it's hard to say.
Before they landed, Irina said she'd be guiding them, because as Kuoh is a town and not one of the big tourist-attracting cities, the signs and guides here don't have anything like, say, English on them, something they could all understand.
So they kind of need Irina here.
Granted, they also needed their stuff, like their swords, sans Durandal, which were with the luggage, and only Irina knew where to go to get the rest of their stuff as well.
Next to them, standing close, although not smushed up against them, was their fourth member. Unlike Asia, she seemed much more relaxed, still alert, but rather than nervous her ruby red eyes scanned the area with a sort of intrigued curiosity.
Ah, rightif she's Sigurd, then she probably hasn't gotten the chance to go out much, as she?
"Oookay~!"
Xenovia let out a sigh of relief, and Asia immediately perked up, as the voice of their fourth called out to them.
She looked toward the source of the voice and found Irina, of course, with their luggage swung over her shoulder, easily carried.
Except in her other hand
"Whatis that?" Their fourth pointed and asked, their small pale white hand coming out from their cloak to do so before Xenovia could ask something similar.
It was something covered up by a white sheet, but they couldn't see what was under it.
"Oh! This?" Irina held it up, a far too giddy of a smile on her face, "I didn't think it was possible, it has been a while since the Church in town closed, but it looks like the faith is still going strong here!"
That doesn't come close to answering anything.
Also, why is there a pit of dread forming in Xenovia's gut right now?
"A-Ah? That's good, right?" Asia quirked her head as she asked, to which Irina's smile grew giddier.
"It's better than good, Asia-chan!" Irina promptly, but gently, set down their luggage and cases, before setting the covered object on top, using their stuff almost like a stand.
With one fell swoop, she pulled the sheet off, revealing aportrait.
"The faith is going so strong here, they were selling portraits of Jesus in the airport!" Irina happily exclaimed.
"Whooaa" Asia marveled at the portrait, her eyes practically sparkling as she put her hands together in silent prayer.
Xenovia, though?
She stared at the picture, blankly.
Itkind of looks like Him. But at the same time, there's something justoff about it.
Their fourth though, immediately and openly started laughing.
"E-Eh!? What? What's so funny!? Lint-chan!?" Irina rapidly asked, confused.
Lint slowly brought it down to a chuckle, before waving at the portrait, "Thatthat's not Him, Iri, that'sthat's Obi-Wan Kenobi." She snorts, before sputtering into a short bout of laughter again, "Y-You know? From Star Wars? Snnnnrrrkkk!"
That was pretty much all she managed to say, before breaking back down into laughter.
"...Eh?" Asia blinked, "Really?"
Irina slowly looked back down at it, then back at Lint, and then the group as a whole.
"W-Whaaaa? No, no wayHeh, right, Lint-chan? Right!?"
Xenovia frowned at Irina's nervous asking.
"Irina." Xenovia began the tone just a touch harsh.
Irina immediately perked up, but refused to look her way, "...Y-Yes?"
"How much did you pay for that." She proceeded to ask, ever more harshly.
At that, Lint stopped laughing, realization dawning across her face, before she gave a barely audible, "Uh oh."
"EhEheh" Irina chuckled, "Something like200,000 yen" She shrunk in on herself with every word.
Xenovia's face tightened, "...in words, we can all understand."
Irina gulped, "...1,500 euros?"
Xenovia damn near leaped for her.
Irina yelped, staggering back, but she didn't need to, as Asia grabbed onto Xenovia and held her back.
Now, Xenovia could have barreled through the blonde, but she didn't want to hurt heror Irina either technically, mostly.
Mostly.
"Xenovia! No! Don't!" Asia pleaded with her, but she wasn't exactly listening to her.
"ThatThat is over half the budget! Why do you always do this!" Xenovia ground out through gritted teeth.
"I-I'm sorry, okay!" Irina cried out, hiding behind the fake portrait, "I just didn't want to pass up the opportunity if it was Him!"
"How would you know what He looks like anyways!?" Xenovia fired back, still heated, "When was the last time you Protestants have seen a true image of Him anyway!"
At that, Irina frowned, coming up slightly from behind the picture, "Hey now! Don't say that! We haven't gone hard on idols for a long time!"
Asia looked quickly between the two, panic rapidly growing across her face.
Luckily, before she could break down, Lint stepped forward between the two, holding her hands out before them both.
"Alright, alrightlet's settle down, yeah? Iri." She turned toward Irina, "You got swindledeven though you supposedly lived here before."
Irina sagged her entire body at that, "I swear I didreally" she weakly tried to deny the silent accusation.
But Lint ignores her, and presses forth, "It happens. So, let's go back to this guy, and ask for arefund."
The way Lint said 'refund' had Xenovia smiling far too wide.
"It was some short women, actually" Irina interjected.
Lint shrugged, "Then let's go ask her for a refund, same deal."
Xenovia nodded, pointedly, "Yes. Let's."
Asia flinched at the harshness in her words, and finally spoke up, "No threatening an innocent civilian with a sword!"
"I mean, they aren't exactlyinnocent." Lint replied, only to be met by an Asia with her arms crossed, pouting her way.
It only took a moment, and she caved.
"Fine."
Asia nodded, pleased.
"Only my fire."
Asia stilled, "Wait! That's n-not!"
"Lead the way, Iri!" Lint spoke over Asia easily, which just prompted the blonde to pout harder.
"R-Right" Irina met her gaze for a moment, and flinched under the harshness of it, "O-Okay! This way!"
Irina swiftly turned, picking up the fake portrait, and power walked away.
As they started moving, Lint chuckled and pat the blonde on the head, and Xenovia picked up the luggage with ease, carrying it in Irina's stead as they followed her.
They haven't even been in this country, what, thirty minutes? And this is how it starts!?
Xenovia prays, internally, that it can't get any worse than this.
~ A New Sun ~
"...Irina."
"I-I-I swear! She had a stand right here! It was kinda like a booth even! She had-"
"Irina."
"X-Xenovia, Xenovia please!"
"Eh!? X-Xenovia, what are you-!?"
"Uh. Xen, you really shouldn't be doing that here-"
"Saint Peter. Saint Basil the Great. Saint Denis. Holy-mother Mary. Please hear my voice! In the names of the saints who reside within this blade, I WILL RELEASE IT!"
"IEEEEE!"
In the background, as the foreign girls started making a scene in the middle of the airport, two other native girls watched, unseen and unknown, cackling like cats.
"P-Please give blessings to the lost lamb-"
"Please give charity to us on behalf of the father in heaven!"
Lint watched on as Irina and Xenovia respectively stood in the center of the walkway on what looks like one of Kuoh's highest traffic areas.
All around them, the Japanese people walked past, giving the two white-cloaked girls looks ranging from the odd raising of the eyebrow to full-on apathetic, if not outright annoyed, glares.
No one said anything to them though, or even spared the two a second glance.
At Lint's side, Asia, their blonde little nun, clasped her hands together and held them close to her chest, looking at the two doing their best to garner charity from the people with hope in her eyes.
They've been at this for at least a couple of hours by now, but still, nothing.
Still, good on the blonde for never losing hope, she supposed internally.
Lint leaned back with a sigh, her back pressing against the cold hard stone of some building that looks like a shop, but can't tell for sure since she can't read the damn writing there.
Well, at least it's been far more fun than the Institute, that's for sure.
It was funny at first, and that in its way made the group's shenanigans kind of endearing, but at this point, she's starting to get rather annoyed.
Lint practically tackled Xenovia earlier to stop her from really summoning her sword in the middle of a fairly crowded airport, and after holding her down for several minutes to get her to calm down, she had suggested they take the march over to the Church Headquarters located in the next town over to explain thesituation.
It'd be much quicker in the long run, rather than try and run from here to Kyotosince without money, they can't pay for a train ticket, much less food.
Oh yeah. Xenovia had said it was over half the budget.
When they checked, it was instead most of the budget.
Turns out, they got less money than the blue and chestnut-haired partners usually do for this mission in particular.
Or rather, had. For some reason, a bunch of it was already spent.
Lint hasn't gone on many missions before so she couldn't say, but Irina then helpfully suggested that it was likely due to their chaperone.
Apparently, that guy has a habit of running around with the budget, buying up sweets and dishes from whatever country he's sent to.
This means Dulio ate up a chunk of their budget pretty much before they even got here, and Irina proceeded to throw away the rest.
Joy.
Well, for Irina, since she couldn't be blamed for his spending habits, and thus was spared possibly being crucified.
So, rather than summon her sword and try to bisect her in two, Xenovia instead headbutted her.
It was quick, so unexpected, that Lint couldn't stop her in timewhich is why if one looked very closely at the chestnut-haired girl, they saw the slightest streak of red peeking out from the top of her head.
Where already, unlike her partner, her cloak was pulled further down over her forehead, as if to cover something.
That, and if you pay close attention to her speech, it's slightly labored.
Asia had, of course, offered to heal it almost immediately, but Xenovia denied her the chance, and Irina graciously didn't object.
Lint nearly scowled as that part of this early morning played in her head but didn't so she wouldn't worry the blonde next to her.
In any event, after all that, and her suggestion, she was promptly shot down.
Apparently, the two girls didn't want to embarrass themselves by admitting to their seniors the situation.
Lint couldn't care less of course. She's hungry, they all are, and it's slowly starting to get to them.
Sure, they could try and bolt it straight to Kyoto, but Asia wouldn't be able to physically keep up with them, and the lack of food would weaken them to the point that travel would become dangerous.
This time, Lint scowls, the video of the Red Dragon Emperor's attack on this town replaying through her head.
If something like that can happen here, who knows what else is out there?
And then, to top it all off, they have no idea when, or even if, Dulio is going to come and check on them. The original plan was for them to meet him in Kyoto and start searching, but they haven't heard anything from him since they got to the country.
This has culminated in their current situation, a suggestion that Irina came up with and that Xenovia somehow agreed with.
Begging the Japanese people for money.
And it's going just splendidly.
All of a sudden Xenovia stopped, and clicked her tongue, "How can this be?" She started, switching from English back to their usual Italian, "Is this really the reality in a developed country like Japan?" She huffed, "This is why I don't like countries that don't have the smell of our beliefs."
"Xenovia" Asia piped up for once, chidingly, "That's not nice! I-I'm sure they have their reasons!"
Xenovia quickly looked away from the blonde, unable to meet her faith-filled gaze.
Lint almost snorted. Asia truly is a bastion of purity and heart, huh?
Irina though, nodded along with Asia's words, stopping herself and switching languages just the same, "Hmm hmm! That's right Asia-chan! Just because they're heretics doesn't make them bad people! They're just lost is all"
Xenovia snorted, "You would say that considering you came from said heretics, wouldn't you?"
Lint, if she had a drink, would have spat it out right there.
Instead, she simply wheezed, as Irina turned and gawked with outrage at her partner.
"You old-timey brute! You didn't just insinuate that I'm a heretic!" Irina immediately fired back.
"Old timey!?" Xenovia whirled around, walking right up to Irina with a strained glare, "What's that supposed to mean!?"
Lint wanted to point out how she just completely glossed over the brute part there, but alright.
"What else am I supposed to call a Catholic who still follows the old ways!" Irina returned fire, unwilling to back down.
They were practically head to head at this point, foreheads about ready to slam against each other.
"Oh yeah? What else am I supposed to call a Protestant who doesn't even know what the Lord and Savior looks like besides a filthy heretic!?"
"Filthy!?"
O-kay! Maybe it is about time she stepped in here-
Except, before she could, the blonde at her side stepped forward, nearly right in between the two.
"Irina! Xenovia!"
"What!?" The two girls both whirled on the blonde at the same time as they shouted in unison at her.
Asia flinched, and at that moment, the brief mask of bravery she donned to approach them appeared to crack.
At that though, the two girls seemed to realize who they just snapped on, and their faces softened considerably.
"Sorry, Asia" Xenovia apologized, looking away.
Irina bowed her head in shame, "Y-Yeahsorry."
Emboldened by this enough, Asia barely managed to get out, "You twowe're making a scene in front of all these p-peopleplease don't fight, we've got other things to worry about right now"
That managed to make the two look even more downcast.
Lint approached now, patting the blonde's head as she stepped up.
"Asia's right, you know. This, nor your guy's spats, are helping here. It's just making people avoid us more." Lint waved a hand to their surroundings.
Which were devoid of people waking past entirely at this point. Looks like they explicitly started avoiding and going around the group entirely.
Irina's expression somehow fell further, while Xenovia steeled her gaze and watched as everyone took the long way around them.
"...Would God forgive us if we threaten the heretics for money?" She abruptly asked, completely serious.
During her time in the Institute, she had a brother.
He was very foul-mouthed. No one knows where he learned half the shit he spout.
Lint can say for sure she never expected she'd pull from that vocabularyuntil now.
On reflex she didn't know she had, Lint looked right at Xenovia and plainly asked, "...Are you retarded?"
Asia didn't even get a chance to shut down Xenovia, she just turned and gawked at her instead, "L-Lint! Language!"
Xenovia just stared back at her, completely gobsmacked.
Irina wheezed, loudly, tears prickling the corners of her eyes as she forced herself to stop from breaking out in uproarious laughter.
"O-Okay! II wouldn't put it like that, Lint-chan, but, nono attacking the shrines and stealing their offerings, okay? That is a stupid thing to do." Irina wiped away her tears, and put a hand on her chest, her breathing steadying, "Okay. I've got a better idea! Let's use our swords and put on a show!" She exclaimed, enthused, "That's the type of entertainment that works in every country!"
Xenovia's face immediately brightened, her insult immediately forgotten as her tone spiked with enthusiasm as well, "That's an excellent idea! If we cut fruits with our Excaliburs, we can getwhat's it called again here, yen?"
Irina nodded along, her excitement building.
Lint watched on with the blankest possible expression.
She amends her previous question into a statement.
They are, in fact, both retarded.
Silently, Lint gives a prayer of thanks to her long-departed elder brother for warning her about such people.
Unfortunately, it's far too late now, she's stuck with them.
Thankfully though, there's no way Asia thinks this is also a good id-
She turns, looking at the blonde.
Her face drops even harder as she sees her eyes practically sparkling along with the other two.
Ah well, it was a nice short life while it lasted!
"Oh." Xenovia suddenly blinked, the wind in her sails slightly abated, "Wait, we don't have any fruits."
No duh!
"Well, I suppose it can't be helped." Her gaze swivels towards and locks onto the portrait, which was leaning against the building much like Lint was earlier, still covered by a cloth, "Let's cut up that false idol."
"E-Eh!?" Irina exclaimed in shock, "Wait! No! You can't destroy it!"
"Why not?!" Xenovia immediately questioned, hackles raising.
"It'd be a waste of money!'
"It already was a waste of money!"
Lint stepped forward this time, as Asia was starting to look increasingly distraught, "O-kay!" She sounded out, sternly, "That's enough you two. We're not swinging around our swords in public. That's"
She looks back at Asia, to see her glaring at her very cutely.
With a sigh, she turned back to them.
"Stupid. Very stupid. We all know Devils live in this town, along with some Pagan God. You all remember the video of the Red Dragon attack here, don't you?"
"...Ah." Irina made a noise, and just sort of started staring off into the distance.
Lint stared back at her.
She forgot, didn't she?
Xenovia rubbed the back of her head, "Itprobably wouldn't be a good idea to agitate the local devils and pagans"
Finally! A sensible statement!
Lint nodded, before focusing her gaze on Irina, "Iri."
"Eh?" Irina perked up, "Y-Yeah, Lint-chan?"
Lint crossed her arms, "You mentioned something about having a childhood friend here on the plane, right? Why don't we go ask them for help."
For a moment, Irina just stared back at her, before realization dawned in her eyes.
"O-Oh! Yeah, yeah! Alright! They should still live in this townI thinkbut it wouldn't hurt to at least go see!" Irina pumped her fist into the air.
"...I'm still skeptical you even lived here before." Xenovia voiced her discontent, "But, alright. Let's go see what this childhood friend stuff is all about."
Irina nodded, arrogant smile clear, "Hmm hmm! Just you wait! I'll prove that I really did live here!"
At this point, Lint doesn't even have the heart to tell them that's not what they're going there for, but maybe they'll figure it out on the way there?
Ah, who's she kidding?
~ A New Sun ~
Of course they won't.
Firstly, it somehow took them hours to reach their supposed destination.
It was absolute insanity. They walked through residential blocks for hours. Some Lint was fairly sure, they went through several times in a row.
By the time they made it to their destination, or at least where Irina claimed their destination was, guess what they found?
"E-Eh?"
They, although it was Irina first, had stopped in front of a small two-story Japanese home. A little cramped, at least in Lint's personal opinion, but otherwise it doesn't look too bad.
There was a sign out front of it though, that none of them besides Irina could read.
The chestnut-haired girl herself approached the sign gingerly, her hand brushing against the foreign symbols with a slight tremble.
"For Saleand Sold." She muttered, nearly dispassionately, "That's" she let out a sigh, before turning to the rest of them with a weak chuckle, "Well, uh, eheh, it seems they don't exactlylive here anymore?"
All three girls stared at the chestnut-haired girl back.
Then, as one, all their stomachs growled. Loudly.
Asia nearly keeled over whilst holding her gut. Xenovia simply grimaces, and Irina's chuckles grew even weaker and more nervous.
Lint, meanwhile, was internally fuming.
"WellI suppose it's time to add 'Self Proclaimed Japanese Girl' to the list." Xenovia responded after a beat of cold dead silence.
Irina almost immediately gawked at her partner, "T-That's! Xenova! I was born in this country! I swear!"
Xenovia snorted, crossing her arms with a knowing smirk, "Seems to have taken you a while just to find this one house. And I'm not seeing anyone here to back you up"
"T-T-That!" Irina sputtered out, "That's just not fair! I haven't been here since I was 6! Of course it took me a little while to get my bearings! That's just natural!"
Xenovia rolled her eyes, "And I haven't set foot in an Orthodox Church before, but I could certainly find the altar in under 5 minutes."
"That is not a similar comparison!" Irina shrieked back in response.
"Hmm? Are you su-"
"Enough."
The two arguing Church girls instantly stilled, and shut their mouths.
The third, the blonde nun, looked up from her pains, at the fourth who spoke.
'
Lint spoke, and with each word, the cold in the increasingly late evening grew warmer and warmer. Around her, a thin purple heat haze was building. Her ruby red eyes, though she couldn't see them right now, she knew they were glowing with Holy Flames.
"Alright. Yeah, no more of this." She spoke now with less force, but her tone was still clipped, "I'm pulling rank. It was fun at first, but If you two don't shut up this instant, I'll stuff you both in the nearest Churches basement and let you rot there while me and Asia do our jobs."
Irina almost opened her mouth.
Lint looked at her.
"No. Don't speak. From here on out, I'm in charge. We're starving. We didn't eat on the plane. We missed breakfast and lunch, and our circadian rhythm is likely also all out of whack." Each of her words now was like nails being hammered in, nailing her mouth shut, "We have no money, and may as well all be in a foreign country that we have no way to properly navigate, and we can't contact our superior because he, like you two, require handholding."
Their faces both scrunched up at that, yet they didn't test her.
Good, they can learn.
"So." She began, her leaking aura settling, "Here's what we're going to do. We will head to the next town over where the Headquarters here in Japan is. You two are gonna carry Asia here." They nearly opened their mouths again, but she powered through, "When we get there, we're going to explain the whole situation. Get some damn food, some proper rest, and only then are we going to head out and do the mission we were assigned to do."
Her scathing gaze swept over the most dysfunctional partner pair the Church has likely ever produced, "Do you understand?"
Something about the way she said that seemed to make Xenovia freeze up in a small amount of dread, as she quickly bowed her head, "Y-Yes, Mo-...I mean! Lint"
"U-UmuUhLint-ch, I mean! Lint-san" She gulped.
Lint's gaze narrowed. "What?"
Irina points, down by her feet, "There's acat right there."
Xenovia raised her head quickly at her words, absolutely appalled by her partner's random statement.
Asia, who was watching all this looking damn near ready to cry, shifted to immense confusion and whiplash.
Lint though? She blinked, and completely blindsided as she was, immediately looked down to her side and checked.
Turns out? Therewas?
It was a rather plump black cat, just sitting there, staring up at her.
It didn't have a collar or anything, so she assumed it was just a stray.
Still, it is kind of weird how it's just sitting thereand that she didn't even sense it.
Even if it is just a small mundane animal, she should have felt or heard something, right?
Then, all of a sudden, the cat jumps.
Not for her though exactly, but rather, something on her.
Her jacket blew out behind her as the cat passed by and landed on the other side of her.
In its mouth?
Her Light Gun.
Her special Light Gun, which was modified specifically to work with her Gear.
However, she could admitthe way the small cat had the not so small glock-like pistol in its mouth was both the most adorable, yet at the same time the stupidest thing she'd ever seen.
"Ahuh, here kitty kitty" Lint started walking over to it slowly, holding her hands up before her chest, palms facing out, to not startle it, "...you can't have that, ya know? It kind of a dangerous weapon, so why don't you justhand that back to me, an-"
The cat promptly turned and bolted.
"Uh!? Hey! HEY!" With a rapidly fuming Lint quickly gave chase.
"Eh!? Lint!" Asia called out behind her, before yelping, as further calls of shock and surprise mixed with the rapid sounds of footsteps began following behind her.
Two pairs, specifically. One of them is carrying Asia.
Good. She's stronger than them both by a wide margin, but they should be able to keep up.
It shouldn't take long to chase down a cat of all things, right?
Wrong. For some reason, the cat is faster than her.
Easily keeping pace ahead of her, no matter how hard she pushes her tired body.
For a split second, she considers outright torching the feline, but then turns against the idea seeing as how they are still in the residential area and she doesn't want to kill such a cute, if annoying, cat.
On the other hand, maybe she can scare it into dropping her gun.
If they do leave the residential district, then maybe
Very quickly, she's given a chance, as the cat chase leads them out of the housing area.
"Holy Cross" Lint utters under her breath, her footsteps burning the concrete beneath her feet, as she summons just a portion of the might of her Gear.
The Sacred Gear that holds the Holy Cross, the Longinus Incinerate Anthem.
Purple flames, Holy Fire, burst from the ground beneath her feet, and roared across the ground, arcing as they traveled, and erecting a burning purple wall before and around the cat.
Who, with no fear whatsoever, jumps over the flames with ease.
[...demon]
Lint clicks her tongue, as the spirit within Incinerate Anthem, the Chief Mourner, mutters solemnly in the back of her head.
Calling anything not mundane a demon is a bit much though, isn't it? Especially because if it was a demon, just being near the flames would have sapped the demon's power, and could have been harmful by itself.
Still, she can admitthis cat is very weird. Definitely not normal.
So she keeps following, and vaguely, she can tell the others are getting further and further away from her, their voices becoming distant and duller.
The cat starts tucking through tight spaces and taking sharp turns, making the usage of her gear actively more difficult if she doesn't want to just burn a whole part of the town down.
Which she doesn't, but it's increasingly becoming an increasingly tempting idea as time goes on.
Then, the cat runs into a building, an abandoned and very hunted-lookingmansion. Only then does she realize how far out they've gone.
They ran all the way out to the outskirts of the town practically.
Lint burst in, and came sliding to a screeching halt as dust and darkness greeted her within, the cat simply gone.
Though her gun? Just laying there on the floor.
"What the hell" She muttered, a chill sweeping up her back as she looked around, findingnothing. Nothing at all.
She walked forward and scooped up her Light Gun with a single hand.
Yet nothing happened, even as she continued looking around.
The windows let in the light of twilight easily, illuminating the dust in the air that was hidden by the darkness.
Lint breathed and found it just as easy to do as walking in.
Why is she thinking that?
There's nothing here, anyway, right?
Nothing in the air, nothing in this place, nothing on the floor
Well, besides her of course, as she fell face forward, right onto the ground.
Like this, the strangely purple dust in the air looks rathernice.
And the two pairs of golden eyes that stare at her from the darkness are just tricks in her head.
Right?
Right.
Lint closed her eyes, glad to finally be able to rest away fromeverything today.
~ A New Sun ~
"...I think we lost her." Xenovia oh so helpfully stated, as they stood in the middle of the charred road where they last saw their fourth.
Irina gave her the side eye, and was about to say something rather scathing - and right might she add! - but was stopped by afeeling.
She'd know this feeling, and she knows the other girls know it well too.
This presence is similar to Him, their God, but of course, nothing can truly compare, just feel similar.
The presence of other gods, Pagan Gods, tended to feel that wayor so she's heard! Irina has never actually encountered another deity before.
"Well nowwhat do we have here?"
But, well, there's a first time for everything!
A male's voice, smooth, with a good deepness, but uncaring tone, broke through their senses.
Xenovia was the first to well and truly react, whirling toward and facing the source, Asia, who was slung under her partner's arm, flailed around at the sudden movement.
"W-Wahh!?"
She also made that noise.
Irina was quick to follow, her hands reaching for the silver ribbon wrapped around her left forearm.
Excalibur Mimic in its disguised state.
Standing before them now, was a young man, he looked shocking around their age, if only a year or two older, with obsidian black hair, golden eyes that glowed like two small suns in the encroaching night, and a scar on his cheek.
He was wearing a lackadaisical smile, along with asimple black bathrobe.
She knows she's been away from Japan for a while, and that she's not really all that aware of her native homeland's folklore
But is there a God of Bathrobes? Is that a thing?
Well, the more you know, she supposes!
"That is none of your concern." Xenovia responded with a stern voice, showing no emotion as usual.
And a lack of awareness as usual.
Before Irina could even say anything else, the Pagan God smiled.
A smile that made all the girls shiver with a small amount of impendingsomething.
"...On the contrary, when someone comes in and starts throwing around divine flames"
Flames began to flicker around his form, a rich and deep crimson-colored fire, growing off an increasingly growing golden aura.
He shrugged, "It might be just a little bit of concern to me, you know?"
Oh.
Oh he's not some God of Bathrobes, is he?
He's some kind of Fire God.
And, in fact, he looks kind of familiar, doesn't he?
Irina feels like she's seen him before, those flamesbut that can't be right, could it?
While Irina was trying to parse this nagging feeling in her mind, Xenovia turned defensively, holding Asia so Xenovia's body was in front of the blondes.
"...The matters of the Church, aren't for some Pagan God to intervene on." She held her free arm and hand out to the side, "If you understand that, leave us to our good work. Now." Xenovia bit out through gritted teeth, as the cold evening air slowly began to turn hot.
His smile only widened, making his face look very punchable.
"Make me then, dumb Church pig."
That was pretty much all Xenovia needed to hear.
"Saint Peter. Saint Basil the Great. Saint Denis. Holy-mother Mary. Please hear my voice! In the names of the saints who reside within this blade"
Oh, Lordwhat did she do to deserve Xenovia as a partner!?
"...I will release it!"
I let a smug smile cross my face, as the blue-haired exorcist before me drew forth one of the most powerful holy weapons in existence from a sheen of golden light.
I barely even have to play up the whole standard 'cocky arrogant pagan god' thing, she's just that quick on the draw.
Really, I am going to have to thank my cat girls for softening them up quite a bit for me.
The quick meet-up we had before this gave me a general idea of what they've been doing to the poor band of girls.
Their antics have been nothing short of diabolical, not even a joke, and I'm shocked it didn't take Lint longer to put her foot down on the whole thing.
Oh, right, Lint.
Out of this whole situation, her being here, with the Holy Cross no less, was something I didn't account for, nor see coming at all.
The cat girls came in clutch regarding her. Taking her away from the situation, and enabling me to reverse her likely intended purpose from deterrent to reason to show up and pick a fight isjust, chief's kiss, truly.
Fucking love those girls.
What I don't loveis what Lint's being here with the Holy Cross means.
Because Incinerate Anthem should be with the Wizards of Oz right now, within one of the witch's apprentices whose name I couldn't care to dig up right now.
Lint isn't supposed to have that Gear until next year, yet it looks like someone got an early Christmas present.
Internally, I click my tongue at the only conclusion this info brings me to.
The Church, and possibly Heaven, is hunting down the Holy Relics. Either are currently, or they already have them all.
This means the Graal and the Crown, two obscenely powerful weapons, are something I might have to contend with in the future.
Grand.
On the flip side though, that future isn't now.
Instead, I get to face-
"DURANDAL!"
Golden aura bubbled around my hand and rose, as the massive blue and golden kitchen knife of a holy sword was brought down straight for my center mass.
For a human, I'll admit, Xenovia was pretty fasteven while lumbering around such a cumbersome weapon.
Unfortunately for her, I'm more than just human, even in the dark.
My hand causally stops the massive cleaver in its tracks. To the causal observing eye, I'd bet it'd look comical how fast the blade suddenly stopped.
Xenovia herself nearly flung forward as the momentum of her swing didn't suddenly disappear, her feet briefly lifting off the ground before she managed to push herself back down, her face twisting into a shocked grimace.
I looked down at her, and chuckled, in a way that only an arrogant god could.
It took me but a moment to notice there was somethingdifferent, about her.
Oh, yeah.
My face turned blank, as I stared pointedly at herattire, and spoke, "So, Church pig, what's up with the fetish wear?"
She had ditched her cloak as soon as she made her attack, which made sense, of course, a large billowing thing like that was pretty much only useful for covering the borderline fetish outfit underneath.
Xenovia's gaze sharpened with near outrage, "Of course, only a Pagan such as yourself would call the traditional battle suit of the Church as such!"
"Yeah!" Irina finally spoke up in the back, throwing her cloak off as well to reveal herself wearing the same outfit, "It's not a fetish thing whatsoever! It's durable, very breathable, and allows for incredible ease of movement!"
I snorted, before retorting, "Right. It also looks like it came out of an amateur porn production."
The two girls gasped in something like indignation, while the third, their blonde-haired nun who thankfully was wearing her nun habit, just tilted her head, left sitting in the place Xenovia dropped her when she made her attack.
"Umu" she began, looking cutely lost, "Idon't really get it?"
Never stop being so pure, Asia. If there's one person in the world who deserves to be made an Angel, it's you.
"Doesn't matter!" Xenovia barked out through gritted teeth, as she tried pulling her sword out of my grasp.
To absolutely zero effect.
That avenue blocked off, the unga bunga swordswomen could only think of one alternative.
Double, triple, and quadruple down!
Her grip on Durandal tightened, and the blue blade of the sword began to shine with Holy Power of His variety pouring from the blade like a broken dam, a golden aura pouring and bellowing off the blade in droves.
In the novels, I recall Durandal being described as something like a bull, or horse.
It loves to kick, to bite back, against anything and everything, including its wielder.
And with my own Holy Spirit Power coating my hand and brushing up against it, I can kind of feel it myself.
My aura explodes out from my palm as the sword's aura immediately tries to bite through violently, at the same time, I can see and feel Xenovia turn the pressure up, trying to make the sword go down, not only to cut me in twine but to even direct the sword's power in the first place.
Durandal's power is that its aura can be changed according to the user's preferences or needs. That, along with its extreme sharpness, is why the blade is one of the strongest in the world.
I can feel it, Xenovia's destructive impulses being pressed through the sword, she wants to blow me apart, shatter my existence, and so the aura of the sword responds in kind.
Such a power though, is a double-edged sword, by Durandal's nature.
Yesa shard of this sword, with even just a fraction of its Holy Power, would be perfect for my plans. It could help construct a Holy Aura exactly the way I need it to make a convincing fake spear!
I don't even stagger, nor flinch, as a silver line flies in from the side, and wraps around my throat.
Holy Aura immediately radiates from it, and although it's not an insignificant amountwell, compared to Durandal, it may as well be.
I don't even need to use my aura to protect my neck, the whip-like blade just can't cut my flesh as is.
"Xenovia!" Irina calls out, holding the golden glowing silver whip-like blade out, "I'll back you up-E-EHHH!?"
Irina was quickly cut off, as I reached up with my free hand, grabbed the silver whip casually, and pulled, and like a fish caught on a hook, the chestnut-haired girl was reeled straight to me.
The sword Irina is wielding is called Excalibur Mimic, and it pretty much enables her to shift the sword's form into whatever she wants.
In this case, as I pulled her in, the whip-like sword wrapped further and further around my neck and throat, trying its damnest to cut through, or even just constrict it.
Zero plus zero doesn't stop being zero though, and as unfortunate as it is to say, Irina and her swordare kind of just here. They don't matter, Xenovia and Durandal are simply far more powerful it's sad.
I lash out with my other hand as soon as she reaches me, grabbing the chestnut-haired girl's throat and immediately start wringing her out by her neck.
"A-ACK!" She cries out, or, well, she tires too.
The Holy Aura of her sword almost immediately falters as soon as I grab onto her throat, Mimic's blade growing increasingly slack as its owner suddenly finds herself with the increasing desire to breathe.
I'd make a joke or something about her liking it, because sheltered virgin Church girl in fetish wear and all that, but instead, her friends speak up before I can.
"I-Irina!" Asia called out from behind Xenovia, sounding increasingly panicked, "Please, Mr. Pagan, w-we didn'twe a-aren'tdon't hurt her!" She settled on crying out desperately.
Fuck. Now I feel bad.
Xenovia on the other hand, her eyes widened in indignation and horror, "IrinaTchLet her gonow!" Before she grits her teeth harder and pushes forward even harder still.
This time, I actively have to brace myself, as the ground around us promptly shatters and craters inward, with us in its center.
Durandal's Holy Aura lashes out violently, focused predominately on pressing down on me, but it takes any it can get, including the surroundings now.
One, twice, a third. The ground shudders and buckles under the force of destruction Xenovia commands be brought down upon me.
Yet, even with her renewed determination, I remain standing regardless.
My aura pours from every pore in my body, cloaking me entirely, and I click my tongue with distaste at the wanton destruction around us, my arm never even buckling the slightest bit.
"...How obscene." I utter, the chestnut-haired girl in my hand finally going completely slack, Mimic falling off me and out of her hand, onto the ground with a strangled gasp.
She was not dead of course, just unconscious. She'll be fine once I toss her at Asia.
But I still have a part to play.
So I continue, "The way you small, insignificant, pigs struggle"
Now, I start putting some strength into my grip, turning it from an iron hold to a crushing grasp.
Xenovia had just barely registered the fact that her partner fell unconscious, or in her eyes, possibly worse, judging by the way said organs widened before she faced a new problem.
My fingers all of a sudden digging into her sword.
She perked up as, amongst the roar of holy auras wildly bellowing, the sound of creaking and bending metal could be heard, followed by the increasingly growing echos of cracks and fissures forming.
"W-What? Wait!" Her eyes finally found the cause, and it took everything in me too not to start laughing at how panicked she quickly became as she watched Durandal begin to break apart.
From where my hand held the oversized meat cleaver, the metal bent around my digits, and from there, spider web-like cracks and fissures traveled up and down the length of the blade.
As more appeared, the worse they became, and the worse they made the pre-existing ones. None of this was helped by Xenovia still trying to force the blade down, just putting even more pressure on the sword even more.
That didn't keep up for much longer once she realized that she was only making it worse, but by that point, it didn't matter anymore.
To complete the act, I leaned forward, just a bit, and smirked right in her face.
I didn't even say anything, I didn't need to.
Xenovia tried to pull back, better senses finally coming over her as fear overwhelmed her righteous fury and indignation, and it showed on her face.
She barely managed one step before the golden aura from Durandal, along with the blade itself, ruptured within my grasp.
The crater we stood in immediately doubled, no, tripled in length as the destructive aura rippled out like a shockwave, tearing the hole in the ground asunder even further, with Xenovia flying off with it, as did Irina who I let go.
A flashbang of golden light went off and within it, I took my closed fist and dumped the shards contained within into a pocket inside my robe. My Holy Spirit Power quickly acted by my will to contain the boiling Holy Power within.
When the smoke and light cleared, I didn't stand entirely alone within the smoking crater of a holy sword detonation.
At my feet were several more shards of Durandal, along with the blade's massive hilt, which was entirely intact. The shards were mostly spread out, and of similar size, save for those closest to the hilt or tip of the blade, which were the largest and least damaged.
Within the rubble, I saw what looked like some sort of white and goldarrowhead. That is the best I could describe it. I assume that's the sword's core, and it didn't look damaged.
Good. I figured it'd be closer to the hilt, and intentionally aimed to destroy the sword closer to the center to avoid it. Judging by where it ended up, right next to the hilt, it looks like I was right.
No then.
Where did those girls fly off to?
My halo flashes behind me, as I slowly lift off the ground and into the air, and despite my sluggish pace, I find myself out of the ground in no time at all.
It doesn't take too long to find them.
It also doesn't take too long for me to be reminded what exactly kind of world I reside in.
"...durable, huh." I deadpan down at the girls.
Specifically, the blue and chestnut-haired pair, albeit only the former is conscious at all to hear my snark.
Both girls 'battle suits' were torn to shit, and in all the wrongor right, if you're a pervertplaces.
Not even a joke, everything besides their tits, thighs, and judging by the lack of spandex around the latter, their asses as well, was covered. Only those three general areas weren't covered now.
Beyond that, the two were riddled with scrapes and bleeding cuts.
If I had to guess, fragmentation from Durandal's explosion likely nicked the two.
Yet miraculously, heh, that looks like all they got.
Xenovia glared wrathful daggers my way but bit back a retort as Asia of all people looked at her and spoke, soft green light erupting from her hands and surrounding Irina as she did so.
"She's aliveeven though he didn't have to let her be" Asia pointed out, tellingly.
Xenovia looked back at the blonde, meeting her almost chastising glare with a huff, but she seemed to get what Asia was saying and kept her mouth shut.
Now then, I got what I wanted, and there's no better time to de-escalate than now I think.
I slowly floated back down, my halo snuffing out behind me as my feet touched the ground.
Xenovia, despite being more than down for the count at this point, still moves to preemptively protect Asia and Irina, sliding across the ground to block me with her own body.
I open my mouth, but, unfortunately, I can't get any words out, as Xenovia deigns to speak first.
"I won't let you hurt them, Pagan," Xenovia spews out, "spare them your wrath and take me instead" She pauses, as if building courage for someth- Oh fuck, please, don't!
For the love of me, please don't fucking tell me what I think she's about to say!
Stifling a sigh, she looks at me, stoic and resolute, "I may be inexperienced, and a virgin, but I'm sure I'll be enough to calm you down." She states without even a hint of disgust.
Fuck me, she said it.
Asia blinked, "E-Eh?"
Irina's unconscious body twitched as if trying to say the same thing.
The blue-haired exorcist sat there on her knees, staring up at me expectantly.
I stared right back down at her, deadpanning.
"...No." I stated back, plainly.
Xenovia tilted her head, "...Why not?"
"Because I don't rape people?" I snapped back as if it was obvious.
Xenovia shook her head, "It's not rape if I offer up myself." She denied it cleanly.
I'm not even next to a Grim Reaper, yet I feel the urge to kill myself.
"E-Eeh!?" Asia shrieked out in increasing alarm as she finally started getting what was going on here.
"By a definition technicality," I stress back to Xenovia whilst refuting her, "but the act would still be rape adjacent! Besides!" I continue quickly before Xenovia can butt in with something stupid, again, "I wasn't planning on killing you lot. Just messing you up a bit."
Asia let out a sigh of relief.
Xenovia crossed her arms, and huffed, "Ahwhy didn't you say so sooner?"
Because you're a fucking moron.
"Because you opened your mouth first and started spewingthat." My filter processed out my lips in response instead.
"...I figured that's what you Pagans like, considering how you talked about our outfits earlier." Xenovia, weakly, tried to defend herself.
I won't be saying this out loud, but while their suits are hot, I actually find nun clothes unironically more sexy.
I can't say exactly why, maybe it's because of the association with the nun's vows, or maybe it's because certain girls fill them out perfectly
Or maybe, I'm just a degenerate at heart, and there's a reason the big man upstairs doesn't like me so much beyond me spamming his name like a cheat code.
I stare down at Xenovia, who refuses to meet my gaze for obvious reasons, before looking back at Asia and the still unconscious Irina.
"So then, you there, blondie." I spoke up, causing Asia to perk up and nearly start sputtering at being singled out, "I asked what you folks were doing out here, I expect an answer. Now."
"U-Umwell." Asia, also, avoided direct eye contact, "Wewere just passing through, on the way to K-Kyoto, to look for something. But, well, it's been-"
"Annoying." Xenovia huffed, finishing for Asia.
The blonde nodded, and gulped, "Ever since we got here, nothing has been going our way, and our chaperone isn't around. Before you showed up, a" her voice drifted off, likely realizing how stupid and nonsensical she was about to say sounded.
Xenovia didn't see it though.
"A cat stole our friend's gun, she ran off to chase it, and even used her Sacred Gear to try and stop it." Xenovia finished for the blonde one more, succinctly.
Asia shot the blue-haired girl a panicked look, but when she saw the expression on my face wasn't one of pure disbelief, but rather, understanding, she turned confused.
"A cat, huh" I murmured in faux thought, "Sounds like a Youkai, then. Specifically, a Nekomata."
Xenovia blinked, "...Youkai?"
I waved the blue-haired girl off, "A group of supernatural beings around these parts, considered monsters or maybe even demons. Not all of them are actively malicious, most are usually just tricksters especially Nekomata. You know, cats."
With my words, a look of understanding dawned over the two girls.
Meanwhile, in my head, a thought occurred.
Plans were being updated on the spot.
I rubbed my chin, and this time, I didn't have to fake being lost in thought.
MaybeI should take these girls back with me?
It'd definitely win brownie points with Dulio whenever he shows up, and it'd also make keeping an eye on all these Church people easier if they were right in my backyard.
What was that saying again? Keep your friends closer, and your enemies closer still?
I sort of originally planned to vanish after making sure they were okay, be all mysterious and all that while hiding the fake spear and setting them up to find it, but this could work better.
Of course, there's always a risk they'd catch mebut, well.
I looked over the three and nearly snorted.
Fat chance of that happening.
Lint might. Maybe. I'd have to meet her first to see.
Hmm, yeah, actually, I'll decide after meeting her first. If she's too smart, I'll take my mysterious leave, otherwise, I'll host them for a little while at my place.
Asia suddenly spoke up again, a slight frown slowly marring her cute face, "...speaking of, Lint hasn't returned, even after all the power being thrown around over here."
Xenovia frowned much harder and tried to stand up, before wincing and falling back to the ground, "TchDamn it"
She then shot me a glare, which easily transmitted 'This is your fault!' clear as day.
Heh. I had to stop myself from chuckling.
I waved her off, stepping around the Church girls with a sigh, "I doubt your friend is in any true dangerbut I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a look anyway. Usually, it's the job of the Kami to make sure the Youkai aren't getting toouppity, anyway."
Xenovia turned up her nose, clearly thinking something that I would spank her bare ass for saying out loud.
Luckily for her ass though, she didn't.
A rare moment of self-restraint.
Ganbatte, Xenovia-chan!
"I trust blondie can take care of the healingso I'll be right back with your friend." I wave back at them as I leisurely walk off.
Asia turns and calls out, "A-Ah? T-Thank you!"
Xenovia, once again, huffs, and crosses her arms, pouting.
~ A New Sun ~
It didn't take long at all to find the abandoned mansion the two told me they were going to lead Holy Cross user too.
When I walked in, I didn't at all expect what I found inside, though.
Through the front door, then forward through another set of doors into what looked like a big dining area, I saw Kuroka cackling in front of a strapped up, pinned to the far wall unconscious Lint, as she brushedmakeup? On her face. Or is that paint?
I don't know, both look the same to me if I'm telling the truth.
A second more inspection though, damn near made me keel over laughing.
As it was though, I barely managed to hold it in my gut.
They did Lint's white hair up and dyed it all sorts of colors, like a rainbow. Her nose and lips were now painted red, and Kuroka was busy currently making the rest of her face even paler looking than it was before.
They're turning her into a clown.
Fucking hell!
Shirone watched this from the side, arms crossed, an eyebrow slightly raised. She didn't seem that into it but was still smiling slightly all the same.
It was Shirone's lack of paying complete attention to her sister that enabled her to hear me when I came in, as the sound of my attempts to hold my laughter in made her perk up, and swivel on her feet my way.
She came right up to me, "You better not have messed anything up, pervert-senpa-MMM!?"
I immediately snatched her up as soon as she was within arms reach of me and pulled her in for a big hug, and searing kiss.
"Mmaahh~...Senpai~...You~..." Shirone pretty much moaned into my mouth, as I also didn't waste a second coping a feel of her nice and big luscious ass.
Shirone's very lewd noises finally managed to grab Kuroka's attention, who turned our way very fast after they started.
"Hmm? Eh?! Darling~! No fair, nyah~!" She immediately started bounding over.
And in much the same way?
"I want some to-NYAH!?"
I snatched her up too, removing one of my arms from Shirone to do it, pressing her against me all the same, while finally releasing Shirone's lips.
Only to swiftly give Kuroka's lips, and body, the exact same treatment. Claiming her lips with a passionate kiss and burying my fingers in my black-haired shortstack's bodacious backside.
"Mmm~! Darling~..."
They even have the same reaction too!
After a moment of this, I released her lips as well and grinned down at them both.
"You two are doing absolutely amazing~..." I breathed out easily because they had, everything was going so smoothly, "I've got what I need, and now?"
I look past them, at Lint, and smile.
"It's onto, possibly, the final act."
"Hey hey, wakey wakey!"
"H-Hnnggh?" Lint groaned out a low rumble from the back of her throat, as an annoying voice broke through the haze of her deep and dark unconsciousness.
Granted, the voice wasn't annoying because it sounded annoying, it only became annoying because it was waking her up!
Then she felt something, likely a finger based on how smooth it was, poking her cheek.
"Oi. Clown girl. Wake the hell up." The male voice intoned, slightly more agitated.
Wait, what does he mean by clown girl!?
Also, who even is this guy?
He sounds like he's speaking perfect Italian, but somehow she doubts that she'd just run into some random Italian guy like that out this far East.
Who'd also somehow know she is and speaks Italian, and thus would talk such to her right off the bat.
The likely true answer? 'Language,' a passive ability a chunk of supernatural beings possess that enables them to converse with all peoples without needing to heed language barriers.
Which means this guy is a supernatural being of some kind.
But which one?
Angels, both Pure and Fallen, possess the ability. As do Devils and Gods, and if she recalls correctly, most beings have a method of achieving similar abilities as well.
None of that helps her right this second, does it?
Well! In any event, as holder of the Holy Cross, if he's any kind of dark creature, which is the most possible, she doesn't have anything to worry about.
"HnnGo away"
So, she lazily throws her arm out in his voice's general direction, trying to shoo him away.
She doesn't know where exactly she is right now, but she's far too comfortable to get up now.
So peaceful. So quiet.
Even if it feels like she's forgetting about somethingwell, if she forgot, then clearly it wasn't important, right?
The man sighs, "Not a small spell, huh? Guess I'll have to jolt you awake."
Hmm?
Light flickered throughout the blackness of her vision.
And in that moment, Lint stilled.
Where the light flickered over, splotched or holes in the darkness formed, allowing Lint to see through it.
And via that, she finally figured out just how unnatural it all was.
The darkness cracked, more wounds opening in the haze, letting her mind pour out.
Her body? Ached and racked with pain, especially in her stomach, which felt like a void. Dead empty by this point, she bets her stomach couldn't even manage a whimper, much less a growl.
Feelings returned at last, of the world around her.
Her small body lay upon a stiff leathery material, likely a couch, she could smell the oldness and dust from the material, and it made her want to choke and cough.
Everything came rushing back, like a dam finally broken, more and more and more kept coming, until eventually, it all fell apart.
The darkness gave way and she could finally see in totality.
But more importantly?
She could finally hear.
[...himhimhim]
The Chief Mourner.
Its whispers were far more hurried than usual, they sounded alert, awake, no longer hushed and melancholic, but almostscared? No, not that
[...blasphemerprofaner]
Is thathatred?
[...scourgePagan!]
She didn't get what the Chief Mourner meant by blasphemer or profaner, but Pagan?
Now that she understands.
And as her senses finally return to her, she doesn't need her eyes to feel the practical sun looming right next to her body.
Not just a Pagan, a Pagan God.
"...Huh." He hummed, sounding almost stumped, "Well damn, I thought for sure that would have-"
He doesn't realize I'm fully awake now.
Capitalizing on that realization, she moved.
It was only her arm, but that's all she neededan outstretched hand. The purple holy flames came much easier, almost unbidden, and in fact, it was so easy, it was far too much.
The sheer force of the amount of flames she threw out blew her backward, the furniture she was on flipping over as she went careening straight into the wall behind it with a dull and mildly painful thud that flung her eyes open in shock.
She quickly took stock of her environment.
The hall she was in likely once looked fancy, and judging by its size, was likely a dining hall of some kind in the past.
The large and old tables and chairs pushed to the sides of the hall, out of the way, a thick layer of dust and dirt settling over them all only added to her theory, as did the large ornate, but nonfunctioning, chandelier hanging from the ceiling.
It's not like it matters though, she didn't exactly have trouble seeing, considering all the fire she flung out into the area.
At least a quarter of the hall, and rapidly spreading, was engulfed in her holy purple flames.
She didn't want to burn down the whole mansion, or at least, she assumed she was still in the mansion, she just wanted a powerful and concentrated enough attack to stun or injure the god long enough so she could escape back to the others.
And then they could promptly get the hell out of here.
Lint clambered back onto her feet, the hand that spewed the wave of fire still lit like a torch, setting the odd wooden table and chair alight with but a touch.
She clicked her tongue and looked down at the blaze around her forearm.
She wouldn't even get the chance to try and reel it back in.
"Yeesh" a voice, the same voice, the voice of a Pagan God broke through even the holy haze made by the heat of her purple flames.
He didn't even seem annoyed, just more surprised.
He stepped forward, out of the blaze, completely and entirely unharmed, even as hisis that a bathrobe?
Okay. Even as his bathrobe wafted in the heat, parts of it burning and alight.
"I expected you to be a little jumpy after waking up," he starts, almost amusedly, "but I didn't expect a kill shot right off the bat."
The blaze around her forearm throbbed almost angrily, and she grasped that arm, feeling as though if she didn't, the flames would have tried to lurch at him.
Somehow.
She could hear it, in the back of her mind, the Chief Mourner's angered hissing sobs.
Lint grits her teeth, and feigns a confident smirk, while internally grinding her teeth together.
"Well, of course," she replied, trying to sound as confident as she portrayed, "heretics and pagans should all be burned, that is their rightful place, after all."
Chief Mourner gave a mirthful chuckle in the back of her head for her words, agreeing with her completely.
Meanwhile, though, Lint honestly had no idea what to do.
If this guy survived that overpowered blast of flames from her, flames that could easily annihilate an Ultimate Class Devil, and hurt even Pagan Deities without a Balance Breaker, then
Well, the fact this guy's face tanked it without harm likely means she'd need her Balance Breaker to do anything to him.
This means she's shit out of luck because she hasn't figured out Balance Breaker yet! She's only had the Holy Cross for a few months now, it was far too soon for that!
And to top all this off?
He tilted his head at her, giving her a very pointed punchable smile as he uncaringly responded, "Is that so?"
Yeah, he wasn't buying her confident act for a second.
Fuck.
She really wished her brothers gave her more than just a dictionary full of swears and curses right about now!
~ A New Sun ~
How the hell am I supposed to de-escalate this situation?
I don't need to be a genius at cold reading to tell that the poor girl in front of me is actively terrified. She's cornered, starved, in an unfamiliar place, and her powers aren't working, of course she is terrified, even if she tries to mask it with stoney confidence.
She's essentially, and I don't mean this literally, but she's pretty much a cornered animal right now.
I don't want her getting uppity and throwing another blast like her first one again.
It caught me completely off guard, and if I didn't raise my Holy Spirit Power to block itwell, for once, I could feel the heat from these flames.
They likely wouldn't do any actual damage to me, but the fact that I can feel them at all means they possess the potential too.
Don't need her getting so scared she unlocks her Balance Breaker on me or something.
Or hell, she might already have it, she just can't use it while her body is as drained as it likely is at the moment.
But she might try and force it regardless, especially if she suspects her friends are in danger because of me, and that they need her.
Her friendsyeah, I'll start there!
I think carefully for a moment, after all, I don't want to sound like I'm indirectly threatening her or them in any manner with my next words.
That moment passes, and I speak up once more, continuing from where I left off, "Is being burned for all pagans? Even ones that have decided to help youand your friends?"
I watch her carefully, seeing her confident facade falter in shock as she raises an eyebrow, "...Elaborate, Pagan."
I chuckle, "FirstlyI have a name. Noriaki Kusanagi."
I'm just now realizing I never introduced myself to the Church Trio properly. How uncouth of me.
At my words, Lint narrowed her eyes in thought and nodded at me to continue.
So I did, "Secondly, I came looking for you because of them, those three girlsI had only come around when I sensed divine flames being thrown around and found them, but not you. Eventually, they told me what was going on, about you, and so here I am."
Abridged, heavily, but I figured leaving out the fight between us would be a good idea for now.
Any idea that I somehow hurt them could set her off. Best avoid that entirely.
After a similarly tense moment, Lint responded carefully, "...Did they know?"
I nodded, easily, "I have no reason to lie."
To leave stuff out though? Yup!
Though, just to be sure she knows just how differently this all could go
My Holy Spirit Power begins to bubble up around me.
As soon as the golden sheen surrounds my form, the purple flames still clinging angrily to me are snuffed out. Immediately. As are the flames directly surrounding me.
Put out like one would a candle flame with a wet cloth.
I step forward, toward the short pale white white-haired girl, whose eyes are growing wide, and as I do, my power radiates out like the sun.
The waves crash down upon the flames, and with each blow, they grow weaker and dimmer.
I stop when I'm standing directly in front of her, the only glow left within the now torched and blackened old mansion is me, my golden form, bringing some radiance to the nearly burned-down hall.
I reach out, gently, and take her blazing forearm like one would pinch a candle wick.
A single touch, a push of aura, and even that blaze went out just like the rest. Just as easily.
I smile down at her, "That's betterI don't know if anyone owns this place, but it'd be a shame if someone came to check out their inheritance or something and found a burned wreck, wouldn't it?"
"I-I" Lint gulped, "I suppose soPaga-...Kusanagi." She corrected herself, looking between my face and her grasped arm rapidly.
Now, they'll come to a mostly intact, albeit old, mansionwith a burned-out dining area.
Should be simple enough to eventually fix up, right?
The chandelier behind me falls and smashes against the floor, half melted and bent out of shape, causing Lint to flinch slightly.
Right.
I let go of her arm, the girl quickly pulling it away as soon as I did, which I chuckled at in response before turning toward the door.
"Well, you don't have to take my word for it alone, you can ask them once I bring you back to them." I start to take a step toward walking away, before stopping, and turning back to her, "Thoughmaybe we should get you cleaned up first?"
Lint merely blinked up at me, "...Huh?"
She's still got the nearly finished clown makeup plastered on her face.
I can't believe I almost forgot about that.
The clueless look she has on her face, with the makeup
Mustkeep itin.
In that vein, I take a deep breath in, grab her by the shoulders, and lead the girl to the nearest reflective surface.
In this case? The fallen chandelier.
My aura dies down, letting the natural moonlight from outside in, and the reflection on the chandelier's metallic surface to showand also, hopefully, letting my uncle see this shit.
Lint looked at me oddly at firstuntil she looked down at the chandelier.
I saw the exact moment she realized what exactly I meant.
And in turn, she got to see the exact moment my sides hurt too much for me to contain it in.
"Snnnnrrrcckkk! HAHAHA!" I burst out laughing, nearly wheezing, as Lint just stared at her reflection.
The poor girl looked gobsmacked, but also dead inside, which I'm sorry to say just made it more funny.
"II-I was gonna say-" I started stuttering out between breaths, only for Lint to swiftly raise a hand, almost right to my face.
"Don't." She uttered, in a tone bordering Shirone, but far more wrathful.
You know what? That's fair.
So I didn't say anything more.
But I did keep laughing, I've been holding it in far too long not too.
~ A New Sun ~
Back out on the road again, this time with the mini female Sigurd clone walking a respectable distance behind me, and my sides finally safe.
It's clear she doesn't trust me, which is fair enough, so if she wants my back to be open just in casewell, I'll give her that.
Not like a light bullet or three, even coated in flames, is going to do much to me. Or stop me from regenerating from anything it could do.
On our short little walk since we left, I decided to tell her pretty much everything I told the Church Trio about the Youkai, the Nekomata, and such.
She didn't talk much, if at all, but when I told her who were their tormentors, who were likely her specific tormentors, she managed out a bitter yet embarrassed.
"I see"
I wish I could have seen her face during it, it'd probably have been just as red as the makeup Kuroka put on her.
Ah! Speaking of, before we left, we did manage to get it off.
Or, rather, Lint managed to, as I was dying on the floor from laughter, she ran off to go find water and wash it off.
I didn't expect she would. The place looked so old I kind of figured that the plumbing and water fell apart, and even if it didn't, I doubted the water would have beensafe.
But, shockingly, one of the bathrooms did indeed work, and her eyes didn't turn pink and puff out after she was done, so either those cloned genetics are putting in work or the water wasn't that bad after all.
Either or.
Anyhow, so far, I haven't been able to fully gauge Lint as a person quite yet, and therefore, I haven't made a final decision on helping the group as of yet.
For sure though, I don't think she's an idiot. The way she's been acting so far, and the way the other girls act, makes me think Lint may be the straight man to their stupid.
Well, Irina and Xenovia's stupidity and Asia's kindness.
I suppose I'll see when the group reunites.
Thankfully, as I thought, the walk wasn't too long, and doubly so, the girls didn't stray far from where I left them.
They just got off the street, and found some shade.
Also, Irina and Xenovia were wearing their cloaks again, and the former was awake once more.
Seems Asia does really good work, as expected.
I stopped a respectable distance away, close enough I'd hear something, but far enough away to give them at least some semblance of privacy.
Then, I stepped aside, looked at Lint, and waved a hand toward the three.
The pale girl looked at the three, and smiled slightly, before giving me a curt nod and walking off to them, her walk becoming a touch more speedy as she did so.
The three girls were huddled together in the shade, with Asia seemingly saying something to the other two. I could see Irina looked rather downcast, and Xenovia's stoic glare was forced as hell, but I couldn't see or hear Asia.
I think she's trying to comfort them though, that'd fit with her.
Xenovia was the first to see Lint as she came up, perking up as the pale girl came into her line of sight, and melting away into a relieved smile.
She grabbed Irina's shoulder and shook her.
Irina turned toward her blue-haired partner, and though I couldn't hear it, I could see the way her lips moved, and her agitated look as she snapped out a, "What!?"
Xenovia simply pointed.
Irina followed it, clearly annoyed.
However, that quickly changed when she beheld who she was pointing at.
"LINT-CHAN!" Irina cried out jubilantly, all traces of negative emotion dashed.
I winced, everyone else did too.
Damn girl, calm it down, people are trying to sleep!
Regardless, Irina's call out got everyone up, and before long they quickly converged on their friend.
And by converged, I mean they practically tackled her to the ground, leaving the pale girl groaning on the floor under their bodies.
I gave another wince at that.
Ouch.
Eventually, Lint managed to escape, and all the girls were back on their feet.
Asia fawned over Lint for a second, likely checking for injuries, but I didn't see any green light, so I suppose that meant everything turned out fine.
Irina was about to start saying something, but Lint held up a hand, before waving backto me.
"You don't gotta hang out in the back and creep around, Kusanagi. Come on up." She called out.
I snorted, but approached regardless, "Figured I'd just give you and your girlfriends some space is all."
"Eh." Lint shrugged, now far more relaxed, "I don't care, besides-"
She was cut off before she could finish, by Asia walked up to me, tears filling her eyes. She grabbed my hands, and looked up at me, eye to eye.
"T-Thank you!" She nearly sobbed out, sincerely.
I just stared back down at her, completely baffled.
Jeez, the way she's acting, almost makes it sound like she's thanking me for saving her friend's life.
WhichNo? But I guess in a way it does kind of look like it.
Well, in the end, I still caused all this, and now Asia is crying. So I feel bad.
Fuck man.
Asia, you are far too precious and wholesome for this world.
As for the other two, Xenovia gave me a nod of acknowledgment, while Irinashuffled closer to Xenovia, almost like she was trying to hide behind her.
Her big happy smile faltered a bit as well.
I'm not shocked. The last she saw me, I was choking her into unconsciousness after all.
So completely fair.
Lint rolled her eyes at Asia, "Hey now, it's not like I was going to die or anything, you know?"
Asia sniffled, and wiped away the tears from one of her eyes, "M-Maybebut still, you could have been hurt, or worse, out there"
Lint's expression softened considerably at her blonde friend's words.
Adorable.
Also, now I feel even worse.
No regrets though, this has been going far too well as of late for that.
Lint merely patted the blonde's head, before turning back to the partners.
"Alright, so, Iri. You were saying?" She asks.
Irina twitched, looking at me for a second, before looking down, face going red as she clenches her cloak from the inside for a second.
"...X-Xenovia. Y-You say it!" The chestnut-haired girl demands, seething slightly.
Xenovia shrugs, and then, without a moment of hesitation or grace, slides open her cloak, and at the same timereaches over to pull open Irina's as well!
Revealing both girls torn to hell battle suits.
"E-EH!? X-Xenovia!" Irina tries desperately to pull the cloak back together but to no avail.
Turns out, swinging big ass swords around means Xenovia has more arm strength. Who'd have thought?
Regardless, Xenovia completely ignores Irina's pleas and addresses Lint.
"Our battle suits suffered damage during our battle with" she eyes me for a second, "Kusanagi, here."
Lint blinks. A couple of times.
Then I found something cold pressing against the bottom of my jaw.
A gun barrel. The gun barrel of a silver oversized glock.
With Lint's finger on the trigger.
She wasn't even looking in my direction, yet it was there nonetheless.
I simply stared ahead, blankly.
Fucking Xenovia.
"E-Eh!? Lint!" Asia cried out, only to be completely ignored.
"...Elaborate, Xen." Lint calmly demanded.
"Yeah, Xenovia! Elaboratea-and let me cover myself back up!" Irina also, but much more panickedly, demanded.
She was also ignored.
Now, Xenovia looked somewhat ashamed, finally, as she looked down and spoke somewhat softer, "Iuh, started it. Drew Durandal on him when he came down demanding what was going onhe said he sensed your Holy Flames, sowell."
Xenovia reached back into her cloak and pulled out the white arrowhead I saw in the crater from before.
Huh, Durandal's core. I guess she picked up whatever she could while they waited, then?
She gave the core a little shake, as Lint's eyes widened.
"Yeah." Xenovia gave a small smile, "It was a devastating loss. On the bright side, he actively refused to partake of my body, even when I offered."
Lint froze.
Irina froze, but quickly unfroze to slowly look at her partner, "...Xenovia. What."
"Eh? This again?" Asia tilted her head in confusion.
I, meanwhile, felt a headache coming on. And I didn't think I could get those anymore.
Xenovia nodded, sagely, "Yes. This Pagan, Kusanagi, you called him? Right, well, he had every opportunity to use me for his sick twisted pleasures, but didn't. I even offered-"
"You don't need to keep saying it!" Irina interrupted her with a scream.
Xenovia frowned, "ButI did though?"
"T-ThatThat stillwhy? Ugh! You!" Irina reached over before her brain crashed, and grabbed her by the shoulders, trying to shake her off, "Also, let go of my cloak already!"
Lint, though? She watched the two blankly.
Seeing their actions, hearing their words, she slowly took the gun from out under my chin.
And slowly brought it up the side of her hea-
Asia jumped on Lint's gun arm, pulling it down, "N-No! Lint! Don't do it! Or else you won't go to Heaven!" Asia cried in legitimate distress.
"...Any place would be better than here right now." Lint dejectedly replied.
"L-Lint, no!"
Okay, so, serious question.
How did this group not get themselves killed already?
I'm not going to lie, I'm astonished right now.
If I don't take them in, they might get robbed blind in the countryside and stuck in Youkai den or extra dimension or some shit.
I slowly reached up and dragged a hand across my face.
Luckily, I have two places. And one currently isn't being used.
I'll stuff them in my house outside Kouh, and leave with a clone before booking it back to Kyoto.
Now. How am I-
Oh, yeah.
"Ahem," I cleared my throat, drawing all four girls attention slightly, "So. Who wants food?"
All four turn and look at me like hawks simultaneously.
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in danger?
I have made a terrible mistake.
Now, granted, I probably should have expected this.
After all, everything up until this point has been going swimmingly!
Far too swimmingly.
It wouldn't be an anime world if something didn't come along and put a bump in the path so to speak.
In this case
I sit now on my couch, in the living room of my home right outside Kuoh, leaning as far into the back cushions as much as I possibly can.
Before me, the living room has been turned into essentially a makeshift dining room, as the actual kitchen doesn't really have one
Well, it does, technically. One of those bar-style dining areas.
The problem with that though, although it has enough seats for four people, is that it doesn't have anywhere near enough room for food for more than double that.
So, in the center of the living room is a cobbled-together dining table formed from a few different, but of similar height tables, which combined are large enough to hold the veritable feast stacked upon it.
Or the half-eaten feast, I should say now, with the four hungry hippos gathered around it.
"DeliciousJapanese cuisine is delicious~!" Xenovia practically moaned while scarfing down on her, I believe third, bowl of rice.
It had some sauce on it, I think. Not like I know what kind, I pulled everything out of the fridge and cabinets and just startedthrowing stuff together.
"Mhmm~! Mhmm~!" Irina exuberantly agreed, while inhaling a second plate of- oh, shit, she ate it so fast I couldn't even catch what it was, "This is the taste of food from my homeland!"
Xenovia lowered her bowl slightly, and gave her a slightly narrowed side eye, "...homeland? Right."
She was trying to say that silently.
Unfortunately, she failed hilariously. The whole table heard it.
Irina perked up, and immediately slammed down her bowl, glaring back at her partner with fury in her eyes, "For the last time! I really am-"
I immediately zone out her and Xenovia's bickering before it can even start up again.
Had enough of that earlier today, thank you very much.
On the other side, Asia is munching with far more respect and care for the dining ware and food, as with every bite she makes exacerbated noises of wonder and awe instead of making me question whether or not I'm blasting porn on the TV.
Next to her is Lint, who I can best describe as 'power-eating' if that makes any sort of sense.
She isn't making noises, but she's going at it just as hard as Xenovia and Irina are.
All in all, so far, this experience has told me that there are indeed people with worse eating habits than even Kuroka.
Really, just how starved are these girls?
I'm pushed back into the couch as I am purely because I'm trying to avoid a potential splash zone!
It's slightly eerie how there hasn't been any splash so to speak, but at this point, I'm taking the precaution just in case.
I know I was going to leave a clone for this and head back to Kyoto, but see, I never even got the chance.
I put the offer of food out earlier, and all four pretty much immediately agreed.
I'm pretty sure I started hearing rumbling from at least half of them about 'taking patronage from a pagan' and justifying it with 'it's for the mission' and shit like that, but I wasn't paying attention to their words.
No, haha, no.
What I was far more concerned about was how clingy the four became on our way here.
I took them to my old home here to keep an eye on them. That was the main reason, the second being there wouldn't be a food place open at this hour that would take any order made by them seriously.
Well, without some judicious use of mind whammying, but I kind of figured that'd be a terrible idea to show them I could do off the cuff.
In any event, on the way here, these four practically clung to meand I mean very close to literal clinging.
They practically hid behind me. Xenovia did it first, reasoning that it'd be a good idea to follow me very closely since I knew what I was doing, was from here, and so on.
You know, just in case.
Sound reasoning for Xenovia, I admit. The others evidently agreed, because by the time we made it to the outskirts of town, I had pretty much a backpack of girls stacked up behind me.
Then as soon as we got inside, and I got to cooking, the girls then proceeded to crowd around and watch with rapt attention.
I couldn't get away, at all. It was insane.
Luckily though, it looks like they should be settling down here soon.
With mostly full bellies, I know the exhaustion of today will catch up with them quickly, and I can leave a clone to watch over the place before heading back.
A pointed sigh of relief breaches through the bickering and munching going on in the background, enough to draw my attention away from my thoughts.
Probably because it came from Lint, the only one who's been silent up until now.
With the stated sound, she placed down an attempt plate and leaned back into her chair.
"I can see why Duli is taking so long trying to contact ushe's so busy running around eating food like this." She waves at the assorted empty dishes, clearly satisfied, but with not a small amount of annoyance.
I perk up at her words.
I'm not supposed to know who exactly their chaperone is yet, though I know they have one because Asia mentioned it.
Still, Dulio is a big name, so I kind of have to react to that.
I lean forward, raising an eyebrow slightly, "Duli? Is that your guy's chaperone? His name kind of soundsfamiliar."
At that, Xenovia takes a short break from agitating Irina to chip in, "Ah, I suppose his name would be at least somewhat recognizable out here, huh?"
Of course it was only to just jab at Irina again.
"HEY! Don't talk about my homeland like it's some backwater!" Irina snaps at her.
"...Isn't it though?" Xenovia tilts her head, looking legitimately confused by Irina's reaction.
"No! Japan is-"
I zone them out again.
I'm starting to regret giving them food.
But it's for the plan, Nori, stay the course!
Lint rolls her eyes in the two's direction, while Asia looks on in concern, before the former looks back at me, and nods, "It is, though, yeahthere's probably a reason it sounds familiar. Does the name Dulio Gesualdo ring a bell to you?"
I make a show of widening my eyes, "..the strongest Exorcist, Dulio Gesualdo? The one with the second strongest Longinus? He's your chaperone?"
Lint sighs, and pinches the bridge of her nose, "Yeah, don't let his strength fool you though, he's a bit of anhnn." She trails off with a hum, unable to find a proper descriptor.
Asia frowns and promptly defends the man who isn't here to do so himself. "Hey now, Brother Dulio isn't that bad, he cares, he just getslost, easily."
Lint snorts at that, "Yeah, in food, maybe-"
"For the children back at the Church!" Asia pipes up enough to interject.
"Besides," Lint powers on through regardless though, "how many times have you tried calling him now?"
"Not that many-" Asia pulls a smartphone-looking device from her habit as she speaks, and almost as soon as she powers it on, her words die in her throat, replaced by a weak and slow, "...46? Eheh" followed by a very short, dim and embarrassed laugh.
Lint simply deadpans at the blonde, as she shrinks into her seat. "My point stands."
To be fair, he probably would have picked up a while ago had Kuroka not messed with all their communication devices.
Then again, his acting this way doesn't sound shocking to them, so I guess the guy already has a reputation, huh?
I hum, and seeking to move this conversation along, as well as maybe get some more info out of them, I interject to ask, "Still, the Strongest Exorcist, here? In this country? The blonde here said you lot were looking for somethingwhat could the Church possibly want that's out here?"
Rather predictably, Lint's face became stern and stoic, "...I'm not liable to disclose the exact detailsChurch business. Sorry."
A shame that, but I should have suspected.
She didn't sound genuinely apologetic though.
I put on an understanding, yet pointed, stare, which Lint expressly looked away from.
Meanwhile, Asia darted between looking at the two of us, sensing the tension, but clearly struggling to find something to break it with.
It takes a moment, but she finds it, perking up in her seat before speaking out, "Blonde? Oh, right!" She stands, very abruptly, getting almost everyone's attention, "We never actually introduced ourselves, did we? Umm" Asia looks at me and tries to do a formal bow.
I think.
Or maybe a nod?
I don't know, she almost kind of bent over at the same time.
"I am Asia" she paused, her face turning red rapidly, "err, last name first here, right? Argento, Asia!" She raised back up, pointedly looking away from me, face blazing with an embarrassed red, "Thanks for having us, um, M-Mr. Kusanagi"
She's really, really cute.
Almost makes me want to keep her, not going to lie.
Lint chuckled, causing Asia's face to glow harder before the pale girl stood up herself.
She didn't bow, instead giving a relaxed wave my way, "Lint." She paused, briefly considering, before correcting herself, "Sellzen, Lint." She smiles slightly, before turningand kicking under the table.
"OW!" Irina jolted, crying out in pain.
Once.
"Hnn!?" Xenovia grunted out at the same time, twitching in her seat.
Twice.
Those two were still arguing, of course.
Irina looks at the two standing up, and specifically, sees Lint's glare, and quickly manages to put two and two together.
"A-Ah!? Right, right!" She scrambles onto her feet, and does an actual proper respectful bow my way, "Shido, Irina! Thank you for the food, Kusanagi-san!"
Xenovia blinks, looking incredibly confused at everyone, before standing up slowly, "Introduction, huh" she turns to me, and nods, "Xenovia Quarta."
That's it. That's all she says.
"X-Xenovia. That's nothnnnn!" Irina facepalms while fuming.
I snort, watching Xenovia look back at Irina with not a small amount of cheek.
She knows full well what she's doing, in this case, she's just playing it up to mess with her partner.
You know what? I can respect the petty.
Regardless, I'd rather not have Irina try and strangle the girl right now, so!
I quickly waved them off, "Don't mention it you foureven if you did clean out my entire kitchen in a few hours." I dejectedly add on, almost as an afterthought.
At that, the girls at least looked a little ashamed.
"...We could pay you back with-" Xenovia started to say, but Irina quickly jumped on her back and slapped both her hands over her mouth.
"No, no, NO! Absolutely not!" Irina cried out, shutting down her partner completely.
Xenovia, for her part, looked legitimately confused.
Huh, I don't think she was about to offer up their bodies there.
In any event, I ignore all that, and quickly move on, "Anyhow. Your food situation is sortedat least for now. I have enough room for your girls to stay the night if you want, and as for your two's clothing situation" I shrug sort of helplessly as I look at the chestnut and blue-haired girls respectively.
Both of them are still wearing their cloaks, of course. Doing their best to cover up their indecency.
Well, one of them is. Xenovia couldn't care less I think.
If it got in the way of her eating earlier, it was getting out of the way. Meanwhile, Irina tried her best to maintain her cover even at the cost of dexterity.
This is probably the one thing I can't help with. I don't have any spare clothes in either of the two sizes, so shit out of luck there.
Even if any of my girls did share their sizes, I still wouldn't give them away. One because they aren't mine to give, and two because doing so would bring questions I don't think I could answer without coming off incredibly suspicious.
The point is to keep an eye on them, not make them leave in the middle of the night under suspicion I might kidnap them or some shit.
At the mention of totally not bondage suits being messed up, only Irina reacts, that being flushing, getting off Xenovia, and pulling her cloak tighter against her.
Xenovia, hilariously enough, just sort of shrugs along with me.
Though it's Lint who actually speaks up, providing a solution, "Eh, don't worry about it," she waves off, "there's a headquarters next town over, we'll stop by there in the morning to get those two's suits fixed."
Heh. How vague.
She continues, "As for spending the nightwell, if you wanted to do something, you could have done so when Xen here offered, somaybe for a pagan, you aren't that bad."
I deadpanned at the white-haired girl.
She sends a small cheeky smile and shrugs, before looking at the others, "So, I don't mind giving resting here a shot. What about the rest of you?"
Xenovia nods curtly, "I see no reason to refuse, personally." and agrees rather easily.
Asia gives a sweet smile and nods along, while Irina looks back and forth between everyone and sighs.
"Taking so much patronage from a pagan godour poor souls" she decries quietly, but still heard by literally everyone, clasping her hands together in silent prayer.
Oi. You just ate all this pagan gods' food. Don't act like you're the one facing any sort of ruin for this!
Lint shakes her head as Irina starts praying, and turns back to me, "Don't mind her, Iri can be a drama queen sometimes."
"H-Hey! This is the salvation of our souls I'm talking about here!" Irina breaks from her prayer to try and refute Lint.
But Lint ignores her as easily as one ignores a breeze, and continues, much to the chestnut-haired girl's pouting.
"Anyhow. Got a room big enough for us all to bunk together?" She then proceeds to ask.
"Easily." I reply, with Lint nodding back simply and happily.
"Actually-" Xenovia starts speaking up, only to once again be silenced by a much more serious looking Irina, who doesn't utter even a sound.
Xenovia, of course though, still looks incredibly confused.
If I had to guess, she was going to ask for her own room or something, whichjeez, Xenovia, think for at least a few seconds before speaking won't you?
I stood up, ignoring Xenovia with practiced ease by this point, "I'll make sure your room is good then."
And by that, I mean I'm going to go upstairs, and as soon as I'm out of sight, I'm going to make a clone do it while I get the hell out of here already.
"Ah?" Asia spoke up, "Well if you're going to do thatthen the least we can do is put away the dishes!"
I blinked at the blonde, as she started picking stuff up the plates and such.
Lint chuckled and slowly began to do the same, "Not a bad idea there. It'd be wrong of us to continue taking advantage of his kindness while doing nothing in return, wouldn't it?"
For once, Xenovia and Irina didn't have contrasting things to say, instead, they both nodded and began to follow along with the others with a smile.
I couldn't help the small smile that spread across my face, and I also couldn't turn down the offer.
"Heh. Well, alright. I'll be right back then." I nodded whilst technically lying at the girls, before walking off.
"...You know, I was going to suggest something like this earlier." I heard Xenovia suddenly speak up behind me, as she started talking to the others, "But Irina stopped me. For some reason."
"...Eh?" I couldn't almost feel the disbelief in that noise Irina made back from here.
I chortled to myself as I made my way up the stairs, and out of their sight.
Not long after I make it to the second floor, I jump off it via a window, but not to visit my grandmother for the final time, instead, I take to the skiesas a very sassy clone of me checks the room those four are going to stay in tonight with a pout.
Seriously, little shit dared to try and ask for pay! Pay!
Sure, he's going to watch over a bunch of church girls, but really, he should be paying me for that privilege! That's like a good chunk of guys' fantasies right there!
Ah, well.
It's back to Kyoto I go!
Finally.
~ A New Sun ~
Before I took Lint back to her friends, I sent Kuroka and Shirone to Kyoto to hold down the fort, so to speak.
So I wasn't at all surprised to find myself accosted as soon as I touched down right outside my home by said black cat, who flung herself out a window and straight at me.
"Daarrrlliinnngg~!" Kuroka called out as she fell, and in my head, I imagined her instead making one of those really loud meows that normal cats make when they're looking for their owners.
It fits so well I almost stumble with laughter and don't catch her.
But I don't, so I snatch her up the black-haired shortstack midair, the cat girl almost immediately snuggling up against me after I do.
I chuckle and pet her hair while holding her, and as I do, I look back over her, back at the buildings behind herand raise an eyebrow.
"No Shirone?" I ask, first thing, unable to sense her white-haired sister within.
Kuroka pouts, her tails and ears twitching, "...She went back to make sure the rest of Gremory's Peerage doesn't interfere with your work."
I wince at that.
I nearly forgot about them, and we were throwing a lot of divine energy around for a little bit there.
Well, whatever she did to keep them occupied, it worked, because I didn't sense anyone whatsoever.
I smile, "Well, she did a great job." I pull one of my hands back, to reach down into my robe, and pull out the shard I stashed away earlier, holding it between my fingers, "I already said it before, but you both did."
Kuroka's eyes sparkled with mischievous mirth as she beheld the shard, and smirked.
Then it fell off almost immediately, and she pouted again, "...Does this mean you're going to run off to your forge now instead of rewarding me and Shirone, nyah~?" She swayed from side to side as she 'asked', though I could tell she already knew the answer.
I rolled my eyes at her, but gave her a small smile before booping her on the nose, "Play after work, you horny cat."
Kuroka blinked, before holding up a finger and continuing to whine, "But that's not how the expression goes! It's work and play, at the same time, nyah!"
I wasn't referring to an expression though.
Regardless!
I deadpanned down at her, "For the last time, I'm not fucking you in the forge."
She smiled, "It'd be really hot though, nyah~!"
"It would," I answer truthfully, "but also stupidly dangerous for you. So no."
"Hmph!"
Kuroka immediately pouted again, and I took the small victory for what it was and set her down.
Then she blinked, staring off as if trying to remember something, and not a moment later did her eyes widen in recognition.
"Oh, right! Darling!" She exclaims, "I almost forgot nyah!"
I hum and raise an eyebrow at her, she seems suspiciously not horny now, so this has to be somewhat serious.
"That Dulio guy is here in Kyoto now!" She adds, causally.
As though that isn't important at all!
At that, I nearly fall over, and I'm not even moving or anything.
I catch myself before then though, and level a glare right back at the cat girl, "...Why didn't you mention this earlier!?" I quickly, and far more panickedly, asked.
Kuroka blinked at me, nonplussed, "He isn't reallydoing anything? Granted, he only got to the city recently. As in tonight. He's been hitting up all the restaurants ever since though, and not doing anything particularly noteworthy beyond tourist stuff."
Well, that explains her demeanor.
Still.
I sigh, partly in relief, partly with exacerbation, and pat the cat on the head.
"Well, shit." I start, "If he's here, then I need you to wake up Rose, and I need the both of you to power up the barrier around here as much as possible while I get to work, alright? I won't take a single risk that he'll sense me working, or, somehow, the real spear, alright?"
Kuroka nodded, all too happy to comply, and bounced as she stood up straight, the rather insane bounce and jiggle of her chest as she saluted was definitely intentional judging by the mischievous smirk plastered across her face as she did it.
I considered slapping her tit for that but decided against it, she'll always be a horny kitty, no need to make her more horny than need be.
Kuroka quickly bound away, and I turned toward the direction of my forge, the shard of Durandal held tightly in my hand.
Dulio has the second-strongest Longinus in the world. Thankfully, the thing isn't a holy relic, and there are plenty of shrines in the city to help mask the holy powers I'm about to work with.
That, alongside Kuroka and Rose's magic, should be enough to let me work in peace.
If I really go at it, I should be able to make what I need tonight. I'll even make more clones to help speed everything up.
Then, when morning comes, and if Dulio is still here
Well, it wouldn't be odd if I went and made his acquaintance, would it?
For now though.
Time to get to work.
As dawn just begins to break over the horizon, I let out a triumphant grin, holding my latest creation up into the light.
I really shouldn't feel so good about making a glorified prop, but come on now!
My gaze swivels to look at the true spear, where it sits atop a cushion and leans against the wall like a model, before walking up to it.
I place the prop right next to the real article, and my smile only grows as, by sight alone, the two are completely indistinguishable.
Wiping beads of sweat from my brow, I then turn back to my forge workshop at large.
"Well?" I begin, "What do you think boys? We do good work together, don't we?"
I received a chorus of whiny bitch groans in response that forced a deadpan to my face.
All around the forge, my shirtless duplicates were lying around like they'd been worked half to deathdespite the heat in here not being able to affect them, and the fact that they didn't do any of the real work, just helped by moving and holding things.
"Uggghhh~..."
"You're a slave driver boss"
"I demand restitution for my lost year of life!"
"My leeeeggggg~!"
I quietly huff out a fake indignant sigh, smiling just a tad as the little shits groan and moan.
Maybe I should have made them do some actual work, yeah?
Not on the actual fake itself, of course, them being a fraction of my power would make the job take longer, as the magic hammer I'm using to forge of course responds better the stronger the wielder.
But, eh, no need to punish them for being little shits.
It's not like they're doing it for no reason after all.
With a single seal, I disperse all the around half a dozen clones in the forge and snort as their memories come in.
They thought being annoying little shits for a second would be a nice little reprieve from all the tension and anxiety I've been building up, that it would help release that for a minute.
Truthfully speaking, finishing the fake spear did far more for my mental health than seeing my clone's attempt to be funny, but it's the thought that counts.
I think.
Anyhow.
I turn back to the spears and have to take a moment sensing between the two before snatching back up the fake spear.
All that's left now is to get a big thick piece of cloth, wrap the spear up, and have Rose throw a bunch of seals on the thing.
Then I'm all set to make the handover!
Although, thinking about the handover
I'm not sure I want to just walk up and be like, 'Hey, you're a church guy right? Look at this thing I found!' and just suddenly give the spear over to them.
No matter how good I make myself come off to Dulio and the others, and no matter how out there this entire plan is, the crazy old guys who have never met me and led the Church would still be extremely suspicious of such a scenario.
Why would a Pagan God hand over the True Longinus, a weapon that can kill his kind with extreme ease, without even an ounce of hesitation, to an organization that probably couldn't despise his kind less?
The logic there just doesn't add up.
Which is whyI think I need to mold a far more believable story here.
I have an idea of how to do that, fortunately.
Unfortunately, it involves me intentionally picking a fight with the Church's Strongest.
I'm starting to see a pattern here, that all my solutions tend to end with, 'hit it stupid hard.'
Well, in this case, I'll be the one getting hit stupid hard as well, but still.
I shake my head, banishing all those thoughts for the time being.
Soon, but later, I have to deal with the spectacular handoff.
For now, gift wrap this thing up, and since the clone I sent out to keep an eye on Dulio never popped, that means he's still in the city.
If I had to take a guess, he likely booked a hotel or something for the night and should be getting up and about by now.
I spin the prop spear around in my hand as I make my exit from the forge. Hopefully, maintaining the extra strong barrier I asked for didn't take too much of a toll on the girls.
Though considering how I wasn't bothered once by anyone or anything outside of it, the effectiveness may have come at a cost.
I wouldn't be surprised, and once more I'm reminded of the fact that I really should do something for them. Lately, Kuroka's been a real big help, and Rose was always going to be a helpful cinnamon roll.
Once all this is over. Most definitely once the Church people get the fuck out of Japan, and I can breathe a sigh of relief.
Then I can focus on the girls.
Due to my thoughts, my walk becomes a power walk, and my face tightens ever so slightly.
That moment can't come soon enough.
~ A New Sun ~
I left the fake spear behind with a still very much awake and able Rose. She told me that she was so used to pulling all-nighters at this point that, even after Kuroka passed out, she could maintain the barrier by herself with ease.
Poor Rose man, poor Rose there.
I felt there was a story there, but I didn't have time to ask as I felt the need to head out, I'll be asking more later.
It's been a while since I've gotten to shit on Odin, my old man jokes feel a little rusty.
As for right now, though
I stand next to my clone atop a building, overlooking the streets of Kyoto below as they slowly and progressively become more bustling.
I gave said clone a particularly incredulous look, "I'm sorry, repeat that, he did what?"
My clone deadpans back at me, before shrugging and sighing, "Look, if you don't believe me, just pop me and take a look for yourself."
I did so without a second though, the clone poofing away with a single quickly made seal.
I nearly flinched in shock at the fact the clone wasn't trying to bullshit me, before holding my stomach to stop the wheeze from leaving my body at the absurdity of it all.
Dulio didn't rent a hotel, or anything like that, last night.
Instead, he slept under a bridge.
I'mnot entirely sure why.
Just before, he was easily able to hit up several restaurants and seemingly had a good time.
Did he run out of money like the church girls or something?
Well, if they all are on this same mission, doesn't that mean they share the same budget or something?
But they ran out of cash yesterday, yet Dulio was here
I pinched the bridge between my eyes and sighed, thankful that I couldn't get headaches anymore, or I probably would have one right now.
In any event, despite the strangeness of it all, Dulio hasn't left the little earthen fort he constructed under the bridge to hide himself from others, which means he's pretty easy to confront right now.
On a side note, I now know he can control the earth. Zenith Tempest, I thought, was purely weather manipulation, or element manipulation derived from the weather.
I don't know how that would enable you to control the earthunless earthquakes are considered weather phenomena?
A natural disaster, sure, but weather?
I mean if you squint?
Feels weak, but then again, maybe I'm the idiot for thinking the second-strongest Longinus Class Sacred Gear wouldn't let you control all the elements besides light and darkness.
I throw my hands up, effectively giving up that side tangent of thought before promptly jumping off the roof, vacating my watchpoint, and down to the street below.
I was so quick about it, that the normal humans walking around didn't even see my fall, just me merging into the ground crowds.
It's time to meet the man himself.
I'm not entirely sure the name of the place where he hid out, or even the name of the bridge, though it probably has one, I didn't care enough to check.
Still, the bridge is one of the much shorter ones, made of this smooth vermillion wood, and was placed just off the beaten path in a lonely little garden.
It's also one of the few bridges that didn't have water of some sort running underneath it. In this case, I don't think a river flows through here, might just be where rainwater runs off and through, but it also might be possible he dammed the place up to make his hiding spot dry, though I doubt that.
He doesn't seem the kind of guy who would risk ruining the natural beauty of a place just for his convenience.
No one was going through this garden, as early as it was, so it was easy jumping down and heading under the bridge.
At this point though, it was comically easy to tell something was amiss here.
On one side of the bridge, directly under where the bridge meets the land, a perfectly carved and smoothed out door-like earthen mold was wrapped in the natural rock and dirt of the land.
I suppose there isn't really a way to check, and besides, it's not like anyone would be wandering around here to check.
Still doesn't stop it from looking funny.
In any event, approaching didn't make anything happen, so he's either still asleep, doesn't sense me, or just doesn't care that I'm here.
I'm not trying to mask my presence here, so it's either the former or the latter.
Only one way to find out.
Normal people would have a hard time seeing it, but I can clearly. Scattered across the unnatural earthen area, are small little holes, which means
He should be able to hear me if I do this!
~ A New Sun ~
"Hellloo~! Strongest Exorcist-san!"
"Mmm!?" Dulio was startled awake by the voice of someone calling to him from outside his little hidey-hole.
He tried to get up, really, he did. But it must be like, what, noon?
Who wakes someone up so early in this day and age?
So he may be a little more than groggy and barely managed to sit halfway up before slamming his head into the rock above himwhich made him remember he couldn't do that.
He then proceeded to tumble out of his makeshift bed carved into the wall and flop uselessly onto the much colder, much harder, rocky ground.
He let out a low groan as he pushed himself back onto his feet, before holding out a hand, and slowly summoning a small wick of flame above his palm, illuminating the space.
Essentially, it's just a person-sized rectangular box, completely smoothed out and compacted to prevent things such as the cold and other small earthen critters from getting in.
The only exception is the bed he created, which was built into the wall, yet still encaged within the smooth and hard rock.
Well, if you could call it a bed, per se.
It's really a bunch of rock broken down into soil and sand, washed and aired out to be free of any contaminants, before being heated up to a nice temperature to help settle his body and let it fall asleep.
Of course, none of this changes the fact that dirt is stilldirt. No matter how much he cleans and dries it out.
So he's not looking his best right now.
Which wouldn't be very welcoming to his new mysterious guest now, would it?
With a wave of his hand, several things happen.
The fire in his hand goes out, and the dirt clinging to him across his body falls off like a small landslide.
He raises his other hand, a small whirlwind quickly taking shape within, he adds with it a touch of moisture, before bringing the hand up to his face.
The whirlwind promptly implodes, wrapping around his figure and clothes tightly, and within the next moment, he's completely soaked and dripping wet, like he just walked through a rainstorm.
He chuckles and huffs, blowing fresh and chilly water out of his face, now also completely awake and alert.
Now? Now he can sense the presence standing probably not even a scarce few steps behind this wall.
A divine presence. A God.
He did wonder whether or not he was going to meet any of Japan's famous '8 million' something gods, but at least in Tokyo, any such presence seemed to shy away from him when he was near.
He supposes though, that Kyoto is far more spiritual, so if there is any place he would, it would be here.
How embarrassing they have to catch him in such a state.
Oh! Right, he also forgot to dry off.
Similarly, he raises another hand, building another whirlwind, but this time, with a touch of fire, of heat.
When it contacts him, it proceeds to also wrap around him as the watery whirlwind did, except now, droves of steam radiate off him in waves.
As the wind and steam clear, Dulio lets out a sigh of relief, now dry and fresh, he straightens out his long white exorcist jacket, and rolls a hand through the bangs of his blond locks, moving them out of his face.
Upon getting both to a 'good enough' state, which didn't take long, he put on a charming morning smile, despite feeling the deep God-given need to sleep in, and waved his hand.
The wall leading to the outside promptly falls downward, like some fancy door, letting in a fresh wave of morning air from this beautiful country he was given the chance to see, along with the sight of the young man who called out to him.
Well, the young man in appearance, you can never really know with gods.
Obsidian black hair, golden eyes, sandals, and a bluebathrobe? Well, it looks like one, just thinner, and he's got some big curved sword strapped to his back.
God of Bathrobes? Does Japan have such a thing?
It's technically a heretical thought, but he couldn't help it. If Dulio could be a god, the God of Bathrobes sounds like the most comfy position in the universe.
Although, beyond that, if he's being honest, Dulio can't help but feel like he'sseen this guy before?
Hmm, but from where?
Well, anyhow, when the wall suddenly dropped, he took a slight step backward and looked just a touch tense.
Oh, right. His Sacred Gearhe probably felt him using it a bunch, didn't he?
Thus, Dulio raised a hand placatingly, and stepped out slightly from his hole, "Apologies, you caught me before I had the chance to freshen up, so I" He waves his hand lazily around his face, "real quick, alright? I don't feel the need to start a fightespecially so early in the"
Dulio looks off to the side, trying to see if he can catch the horizon from here.
Or the sun at all.
The trees hide the horizon, but he doesn't need a clear view to see bits of the sun barely peeking through.
Or the fact that the sky isn't a clear blue.
It's barely even the morning if you could call it that!
Dulio, almost robotically, turned his head back to this god, his smile just a tad more strained, "Morning."
The food here? Divine.
The gods? Well, verdicts are still out there. Truly, it should be made a sin to wake someone up so early.
The god's gaze followed his own for a second, and as he finished speaking, he relaxed, albeit not completely, and chuckled, seemingly catching onto his inner thoughts.
"I see, I see. Then I'm sorry for waking you up so early." He explains, waving a hand placating, "I just couldn't help myself, you know. Word of who you are travels far, so when I heard you were in my home, my citywell, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to come see you as soon as possible."
Ah, you know what? That's fair.
Alright, he supposed the gods here were fine. His showing up usually does herald something big going onwell, more often than not, it's when something strong needs to die, but same difference.
Then the god continued, "Well, that, and I heard from a small group of girls wandering Kuoh Town that you were supposed to be their chaperone?"
Dulio blinks, very slowly.
He hasn't heard from them recently, if at all since they arrived in Japan, has he? Despite them having his number and all
For a second, the idea that this god has done something to them, and then in his hubris came for him next, flashes through his mind.
The very idea that those children were hurt-
It reigns himself back, immediately.
Perhaps he has been spending too much time around the old coots up top, to even start to jump to such baseless conclusions immediately.
Shame on me. He chastises himself internally.
He was planning to head to them immediately upon waking up today, but this god found them first, and now him.
"Oh? That I am," he confirms with an easy smile, before stepping out fully into the light, the god stepping back to allow him to do so.
He asks the next natural question, "So, how are they? I was going to head to Kuoh myself soonI just" He trails off.
His research into the cuisine of Japan is a tale for another time, perhaps.
Though, at his question, the way the god grimaces immediately draws Dulio's attention.
"...Did something happen?" He quickly adds, a tension growing within him.
After a moment of reading his expression, the god sighs, and begins, "Well you see when I got there"
Dulio stands there, listening with a bated breath that quickly turns to equal parts guilt, yet also no small amount of mirth.
Truth be told, as the god goes on, he's trying very hard not to laugh.
He wouldn't be if the girls were hurt! Most certainly not, it's just that
He kind of wishes he was there to see it all for himself. Especially little Lint getting clown makeup drawn on her.
He internally winced at everything that went on with Xenoiva, although he could tell the god was leaving something out regarding her, he also admitted that he didn't do his best to calm the situation when he arrived.
Then again, Dulio understands that from the god's initial perspective, some random Church warriors were running around, someone was throwing around Holy Fire, and then when one of them drew the legendary Holy Sword Durandal on himwell, he wouldn't be happy either.
It's a miracle little Xenovia didn't get more than her sword broken, he would have understood.
Ultimately, he was wincing more for himself than anything.
He had promised Xenovia's guardian he'd keep her safe, and stop her from doing anything too stupid.
Well.
He's not looking forward to when he gets back to the Vatican now.
In the end, he supposes it could have been worse.
He certainly didn't have to house and feed the girls himself after all that, in fact, he was completely floored by such generosity from a foreign god.
Jeez, maybe he should take an extended vacation from the Vatican.
Their antieverything not Christ, the Lord, and so on, has been getting worse and worse lately, hasn't it?
That aside, for now, it'd be rude of him to not express his sincere thanks for such an act.
Ah, how do they do that here again?
He's seen it a few times during his adventures here already, it wassomething like a bow, right?
He's pretty sure he's going to do it wrong, but it's the thought that counts, no?
So, as the god finishes, Dulio bows, putting a hand to his chest as he does, "I seethen, as their chaperone, allow me to thank you, and apologize for them, for your taking care of them and all the trouble they caused you, respectively."
It wasn't a complete bow, so although he couldn't see the god's face, he could still see his lower body, and as such, saw the god kind of stumble back, shocked at his gesture.
After a moment, he cleared his throat, and nearly murmured, "Please, rise, it'sodd, seeing another member of the Church express gratitude in such a way to me."
Ah? Another?
Dulio smiled warmly, as he raised his head.
Looks like the girls beat him to the punch, huh?
He isn't really surprised, in the end, he knows those girls are good deep down.
They just need to have a hand sometimes.
Some more than others.
Dulio chuckles, seeing the unreadable and almost conflicted expression on the gods
Well, okay, before they go any further, he'd like to stop having to think 'the god' and such in his mind. Feels almost offensive after so long.
"In any event," Dulio continued, "you seem to know my name, the girls already gave you theirs, and you yours, yet I don't know youbeyond the fact that you're a god of this place."
He perked up at his words, a knowing smile sliding over his previous facial expression almost like a mask, before he replied, "Kusanagi Noriaki, or in the west, Noriaki Kusangi. Feel free to call me whatever you wishand I'm technically not a Kami - Deity - of the Shintobut it's close enough, so eh?" The god, Noriaki, shrugs uncaringly.
Hmmthat name also sounds familiar.
Then, it all of a sudden clicks.
Kuoh, Japan, Noriaki here, and his appearance.
There was a video that a bunch of higher-ups in the Church kept shoving in his face during this one meeting, something about the Red Dragon Emperor going on a rampage in a town in this country.
To be perfectly honest, nobody was hurt, or so the reporting said after the fact, so he didn't care.
In fact, he got a really good nap out of that meeting, now that he recalls.
This was the guy who stopped the Red Dragon. Noriaki Kusangi.
They kept going on about this guy, about how dangerous he likely is, or could be, a bunch of blah blah blah
He doesn't seem anything like those old guys kept going on, and on, about.
How lucky it is the girls ran into him then, huh?
Well, it was probably the one lucky thing that happened to them, consideringeverything.
"Alright then, Noriaki," Dulio nodded, satisfied, he considered bringing up the Red Dragon, but there's time for that later.
He looked around, briefly considering their surroundings, before deciding that since he was awakehe might as well head over to them now.
He eyed Noriaki then, and grinned, "I don't know about you, but I don't think this place isn't exactly a great conversational spotdo you mind if we perhaps go somewhere else more comfortable?"
Noriaki smiled back, "Not at all. I presume you also want to see the girls yourself?"
Dulio nodded, "That would be best, yes."
"I can take us there in no time, just hold still, alright?" Noriaki asked for permission to do something, and considering how Dulio detected no deceit from anything he's said so far, Dulio nodded once more.
As golden light, a divine power separate from the power instilled by the Almighty began to wrap around them, Dulio couldn't help the stupid smirk that brushed across his face.
So many new things to tease his little sisters about, so, so many!
It's kind of hard to explain, but Dulio Gesualdo had always been one of those characters from the series that was sort of on the periphery for me.
Which, considering how strong he was in the source material, always felt weird, but it's true.
Beyond the Azazel Cup, the massive rating game tournament that included teams from all around the world, where he led his team against Issei's own, it never really felt like he had much focus specifically placed on him.
That, paired with the fact that my knowledge of said source material gets dimmer the closer to the end of novels it gets, and the fact that none of it even matters because I derailed it all some time ago, well
It led to this odd feeling in the back of my head regarding the guy. Everything I knew about him basically boiled down to him being stupid kind and stupid strong in equal measure.
Butwould it ultimately hold up? Was there something slightly different or off about him due to the changes in this world?
In the end, that odd feeling, those thoughts, was completely wiped away once I talked to the young man.
Instead, as I beamed us into my old home outside Kuoh, the golden light of my power fading to reveal us, to the shocked and flabbergasted expressions of the girls sitting around the living room.
Because of course they'd be up this early, while he wouldn't.
Thankfully, Irina and Xenovia were fully covered by their cloaks, and we didn't drop in during some classic stupid ecchi scene. Somehow.
Dulio's first act was to merely smile, one of those wide shit-eating grins that brothers usually get when they know their little siblings messed up somehow and are about to have a field day with them.
"Well now," Dulio began, crossing his arms as he looked down upon the four sitting around, "I heard you four have had quite the trip so far."
I smiled, as the four girls immediately bounced to their feet, all four shouting out some different variation of Dulio's name, from the more formal from Lint to the informal of Asia, that it turned into an incoherent word soup of sound.
Dulio smiled and took it all the same, unbothered even as they all got up and rushed right up to him.
Well, Asia specifically took it a step forward, slamming into and hugging the young man.
"Woah!" Dulio exclaimed, nearly falling over, before looking down at her fondly, and patting her on the head, "Well hello there to you too, Sister."
Asia looked up at him with this pouty look on her face.
Dulio blinked down at her.
"...What's that look for?" He asked, significantly more cautious than before.
Lint was the one to respond, crossing her arms with a smirk, "It means you're in big trouble, big brother."
"Yeah!" Irina shouted in agreement, with Xenovia nodding alongside her.
Dulio, suddenly, looked far less confident in general, as he gulped.
As the clamoring of the Church girls began around Dulio, I took this moment to bow out of the area with a smile of my own, partly to give the group a little privacy.
Partly to go find the clone I left here to continue the plan.
Luckily, that wasn't going to be too hard, as I could sense him fairly easily.
So I headed upstairs and found my clone staring blankly ata bunch of laundry.
He turned to me as I approached, this dead look in his gaze.
"Please tell me you're back to relieve me of my suffering." He immediately asked, hope laced throughout his voice.
I snorted.
What is with my clones being drama queens half the time?
Regardless, I shook my head, and the clone slumped slightly in pure unfiltered agony.
Then, I began, "Nah, I need you to head back to Kyoto, get the wrapped-up fake from the girls, then head out and wait around where we found the original."
My clone stared back at me, his agonized gaze temporarily forgotten, replaced by an increasingly hardened one as realization dawned upon him.
He nodded, before stating, entirely seriously, "Basically the same as being freed from this place. I'll do it with haste!"
I let out a low, long sigh, as my clone bomb rushed toward the nearest window, and promptly flung himself out of it.
I'm now both slightly curious, but also slightly terrified, about what those girls downstairs put him through to make him this much of a drama queen.
Not looking forward to going through those memories later.
Now then, with that getting set up, I head back downstairs.
"...out of my funds too, and I then ended up having to sleep under a bridge." Dulio had just finished explaining something with a weak smile on his face, though I clearly missed a good chunk of it.
His funds too, huh? Guess he really couldn't afford a hotel last night.
Wait. 'too'? Did he also share a budget with them or something?
Shrugging off those thoughts, I walked past the group, not joining in, and into the kitchen.
I wanted something quick to drink, plus, the kitchen was close enough to the living room that I could listen in a bit and it wouldn't be weird.
So, I got my glass of water, and as I drank it
"Deserved." Lint replied to Dulio, prompting me to nearly spit everything out at how plainly she stated it.
There was a chorus of agreement from the other girls, sans Asia, who I'm guessing probably felt bad.
Dulio let out a slightly guilty chuckle, before agreeing, "Yeah, yeahthat's fair. I may have gone slightly overboard on my research in Tokyo."
"Ah~...Tokyo cuisine" Irina, at least it sounded like it was her, swooned.
Only for a snort to ring out, likely from Xenovia, prompting her partner to snap out a hurried, "E-Even still!"
I say that, because Xenovia speaks out after, simply stating, "Don't start, Irina. You don't have any room to talk there."
Without even being physically present in the room, I could feel the shift, as the focus drew toward the chestnut-haired girl.
"Oh?" Dulio hummed, clearly interested, but in such a manner that it was clear he already knew, "I knew I couldn't have spent it allSister Irina, what kind of massive purchase did you happen to make?"
"W-Welluh"
"Why don't you show him?" Xenovia interrupted her teammates stammering with ease, and I imagine Irina probably turned to glare or pout in betrayal right back.
After a beat, Irina suddenly exclaimed, "F-Fine!" Her words were quickly followed by the rapid patter of footsteps across the floor and up the stairs, along with the chuckles of those remaining in the living room.
It didn't take long for said footsteps to return, this time slightly slower, heavier.
She doesn't even say a word as I presume she shows the group.
Dulio snickers, loudly.
Prompting a chorus of ashamed whimpering from the chestnut-haired girl.
Until Dulio adds, "We should put that up on a wall in the Vatican somewheresee how long it takes for people to realize that isn't the Lord."
Personally? I think that's a wonderful idea.
Unfortunately, before it can even be debated, Xenovia of all people shuts it down in a far more reserved, almost haunted voice.
"...Mother might actually kill you if she finds out that was your idea."
That one statement seemed to have shut down all talk of having any fun for that moment.
Dulio, even his voice quivering somewhat, clears his throat to clear the chill in the air.
"Alright, SisterI think we've delayed enough, haven't we?" He asks, and I get the feeling the pointed glares have returned.
"You mean dallied," retorted Lint, sounding unimpressed, "and that was mostly you."
"...Fair." I could feel the wince in that single word from Dulio, "And I apologize for that, truly. I promise, once we all get back, I'll find a way to make up to you all, alright? In the meantime" Dulio quickly added, likely to prevent the girls from making demands right this second.
His voice turned far more grave, and far more serious, as he merely stated, "We have a mission to finish."
That certainly seemed to get everyone serious as well.
"You girls don't need to worry about it though," Dulio continued, significantly more laid back, "I and a new friend of ours will handle it. Well, if he'll mind joining me."
New friend?
Wait, is he talking about me?
Just like that? But I thought I'd have to
That increasingly familiar feeling of guilt and dread curled up within me, prompting me to let out a shivering breath.
Lint slowly began to speak up, "...Sir-"
But then she suddenly stopped, due to what I presume is Dulio gesturing to her too.
"It's fine," he goes on, and the smile that I imagine plastered across his face as he says those two words hurt, especially as he follows it up with, "he's earned that much of our trust, no?"
A beat passes before Dulio additionally tacts on, rather childishly, "Also, Sister, didn't I ask you to call me-"
"I'm not calling you Big Brother. Earn it by being reliable." Lint threw back bluntly.
Dang. Even I winced at that, and I'm not even in the room with them!
Dulio let out a pained gasp, before sighing and soldering on despite the grievous wound done to him.
"One of these days," Dulio lamented, before abruptly calling out, "Noriaki! I have something to ask of you!"
Oh fuck he was talking about me.
I still the guilt and shame festering within, school my expression forcibly, and walk out into the living room casually, idly twirling my cup of water in my hand.
"You called? What, you guys done already?" I asked, feigning having heard anything with a tilt of my hand and confusion in my stare.
"Unfortunately, yes." Dulio sighs out, resolved, but clearly not enjoying the fact he can't lay around any longer on my couch.
"We have a mission to get toand I was wondering if you'd help us, or, wellme."
The girls all simultaneously eyed the older exorcist for his choice of words, prompting Dulio to turn to them and hold up his hands defensively as he swiftly explained, "I'm taking responsibility, alright? I'll take the mission from here, you girls head over to the church headquarters and settle down for a little while, while I finish everything up, alright?"
Irina and Xenovia seemed quick to accept after a moment with nods, Asia and Lint, not so much. Though they didn't voice anything either, with one simply pouting and the other giving a displeased stare.
As Dulio turned back to me, I spoke up.
"You know, I asked the girls what your group's mission was about, and I got the hint that it wasfairly important." I decided on those words, "Are you sure it's alright to just tell me? Not even just that, but get help from me even?"
To be perfectly honest, I'm not sure why I'm askingany of this.
I should have just let him ask, and accepted.
Simple as.
Yet
Dulio smiled, and it hurt way more than when I simply imagined it, "I'm choosing to believe in the goodness I see in front of me, and not the scornful utterances of the old men back home. So what if you are who you are? Those guys might care, but I don't."
Dulio puts a hand to his chest, "You choose to help, go above and beyond that, even, for people you didn't know, despite your rocky first meeting. I believe that warrants at a bare minimum some trust, no?"
Hah.
Hold it together Nori, hold it together.
I wasn't prepared for it, the sheer kindness this guy radiates, but this time I am.
So I don't let the guilt and shame that attempts to claw its way out onto my face show, not even a fraction.
Instead, I rub the back of my head and look away slightly, and easily feign an emotion due to it being adjacent to shame, embarrassment.
I let out a soft chuckle, "Well when you put it like thathow could I refuse?"
Dulio's smile grew momentarily brighter before he pulled a serious mask over it, "Okay, sothis is going to sound unbelievable, and we don't really have a good explanation as to why this happened, soI'll just come out and say it plainly."
I raise an eyebrow, and Dulio promptly does just as he says.
"The True Longinus is in Kyoto, its former user died there, yet it never returned to the Sacred Gear System. We are here to find it, and bring it back to the Church." Dulio relays succinctly, the girls around him nodding at his words.
I didn't need to fake the shock that bloomed across my face.
Until now, at this very moment, I had no real confirmation that the True Longinus is what they were after. Simply informed guesswork and assumptions.
But to finally hear the confirmation directly
My jaw dropped, and I immediately asked the next logical question, "...How can you be sure?"
Dulio, to my astonishment, shrugged, "An Angel came down and told us."
That's it?
How would Heaven have even found out!? Michael was never shown to have such power!
Unless he did, and such an odd case like the True Longinus not returning prompted him to act on it, but that just doesn't feel right.
No, it wasn't Michael, was it? What with what's happening with His name, and now this
But if it was Him, then how come it didn't just return to Him?
It's got His Dying Will in it, shouldn't he be able to return it whenever?
Except, when Cao Cao tried to use itthere wasn't a response, was there?
So, maybe the Will returned, but the spear didn't, and that caused it to break? Somehow?
Hnn. I don't know how Sacred Gears work, no point in flipping out over it.
"So, Noriaki," Dulio continues, pulling me from my thoughts, "would you happen to have heard of anything happening in this country over, let's say over the past couple weeks?"
I'd give thanks to Cao Cao for him and his Hero Faction for being relatively unknown, which means I can bullshit as much as I want here, but he doesn't deserve it, so I won't.
"Now that you mention it," I start, making a show of thinking by rubbing my chin, "a little ways back, there were a bunch of attacks made throughout the country. Kuoh was one place hit, Kyoto the other."
That seemed to pique everyone's interest, though before everyone could start asking questions at once, Dulio spoke first.
"I see. Locals?" He asked the logical assumption.
I snorted, and shook my head, "No, a whole swath of people barely out of high school who called themselves the 'Hero' Faction." I didn't even have to fake the disgust that twisted across my face as I said their name.
Dulio blinked at the sheer absurdity that just came out of my mouth, and repeated, "...barely out of high school?"
The girls looked just as equally confused.
I nodded, "Yup. I helped the Youkai in the area of Kyoto take out the main threats, their leadership I'm fairly certain," I sigh, "two of them had Longinus, Annihilation Maker, and Dimension Lost. I'm pretty sure the user of Dimension Lost was their leader."
Now I'm just getting stares from everyone, especially the girls.
Xenovia, in particular, shivers, and mumbles something, with Irina giving the blue-haired girl a pointed look.
Not sure what that was about. Maybe something about how lucky she is I didn't go all out against them?
Anyhow.
Cao Cao? I hope you're seeing this from whatever Hell you were thrust into, but you won't even be known for shit.
Get dunked on loser.
Eventually, after properly digesting such a bombshell, Dulio shook his head, and gave a sad sigh, "Howunfortunate. For such a large group of young people to be led so astray."
Asia moved, putting her hand on his shoulder in an attempt to comfort him.
I took this time to carry on, slightly somber myself now, "There wasn't a user of the True Longinus amongst them, however. And anyone who didn't die that nightwell, they got taken by the Youkai, so"
I'm going to leave it up to their imagination what happened to them.
Though judging by how much sadder Dulio and Asia became, and how much more angry the other church girls got, I think it's safe to assume they imagined just what I wanted them to.
Can't have them getting the idea that they could go interrogate those I left alive, after all.
That'd throw my entire story and plan here out the window.
Despite how much it pains me to do this.
Smashing the guilt down has become an activity I wish I wasn't getting so good at doing, but I was, and it was effective.
My face didn't even twitch as the others' expressions darkened.
Just a little more of this, Nori, come on.
"In any event," I proceed with a sigh, "that's all that's happened as of late, unless of course, something happened that even I'm unaware of. With that in mind, it'd probably be best to start looking around where the attacks happenedperhaps some random civilian got caught in the crossfire and just so happened to be the spear's holder?"
Dulio, finally, looked up and over at me, though his expression was still downcast, "...I suppose that's not impossible, but then again, if what you said is true, a gathering of so many Longinus" he trails off, before shaking his head, and standing up.
"A better place to start than nowhere at all, Noriakialthough, don't take it the wrong way, but I hope what you're suggesting isn't the case."
I nod in complete understanding, "As do I."
I know no civilian or normal human got caught up in the bout, but it looks like I'm going to have to make him believe that's so as well.
Idon't think I can oversell just how much of a shit person I feel right now.
There's trolling, then there'sthere's this. Manipulation, pretending, acting like someone or something I'm not.
It's disgusting.
I pull out my phone, and hold it up, shaking it, "Got a number I contact in case either one of us finds it?"
Dulio nods and pulls out his phone.
I'd make a joke about how his phone is an Apple but without the bite taken in the logo on the back, probably some sort of reference or joke to the Church, but I'm justnot feeling up to it.
I just can't wait to get to the easier, less shitty feeling part, where I can swing my sword mindlessly. Without a care, without a thought, given.
~ A New Sun ~
I got Dulio's number, and after he had a quick hushed chat with the girls about picking upsomething, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention, we all scattered to the wind.
I picked a random place in Kyoto away from the bridge where I fought the Hero Faction for Dulio to search.
He'll find nothing, of course, but that's the point.
I made a beeline toward the bridge and found my clone squatting under it with the wrapped-up fake spear.
The girls, as usual, did an impeccable job. The cloth was nice and smooth, yet thick, colored royal blue, and embroidered with seals, suppressing the divine energy it released to the point you'd have to be standing right in front of the thing to feel it.
As I stopped in front of my clone, he looked at me, his mouth opening, before he closed it, and grimaced.
I stared at him, "...what?"
He held out the prop, "It's starting to get to you, huh?"
Ah, once they were gonemy mask must have fallen off.
I grasped the prop with one hand, and freely admitted, "Yeah. Yeah, it kinda is."
My clone nodded sagely as if he understood, and I suppose to an extent he did. Kind of. He is me, just without the memories of the last twelve or so hours.
He reached over, and patted me on the shoulder, "We never were cut out to be super spies or something likejust don't overthink it, alright?"
And with that piece of advice, my clone poofed.
I didn't particularly feel like going over that clone's time babysitting, so instead, I floated over to one of the old wooden pillars, and leaned up against it with a deep sigh.
It was still early in the morning. Now, all I had to do was wait.
Prop in hand, I stared up at the bridge, mindlessly listening as more and more people, tourists and locals alike, crossed and chatted and laughed, as they crossed.
At some point, I found my eyes closing. Across the city, I could feel Dulio searching, yet he never came close enough to me where I felt the need to move and act my next tall tale.
But I didn't fall asleep, I felt the rising of the sun and the ease at which, at any moment, I could take its power into myself, yet held back by a mere bit of my will.
I knew exactly how long I was going to float under the bridge.
Fifteen minutes before noon struck, and my eyes opened.
It's time.
First things first though, I needed to make my incoming story look real.
So, I left the prop and my phone on one of the wooden beams connecting a couple of the pillars holding up the bridgeand jumped straight into the river below, right to the bottom.
I didn't need to do anything specific beyond get drenched, and with that easily accomplished, I swam back up and floated the rest of the way out.
With a light fire, I dried off my hands enough to pick up and use my phone, and promptly gave Dulio a call, casually blowing water out of my face as I did so.
It took only a few rings before he picked up.
"...Yes?"
"Hey." I looked down at the prop, my gut twisting, "I found it."
A moment passes, before he finally says, "...Send me your location, I'll be over soon."
"Right."
No more words need to be exchanged, so we hang up, and I text my location.
That done, I set down my phone, and flexed my holy spirit power, creating a simple barrier to make it so mundane people avoid the areathis is the one Kuroka taught me, I believe.
Of course, there's already a bunch of people walking around, so it takes a moment for them all to naturally walk out, and then for the barrier to keep any new people from coming in.
But once that was done, I was safely able to float onto the bridge properly and sit down with the prop.
With another flex of my power, the water clinging to my form and robes began to slowly evaporate.
I'd set myself on fire, but while I am fireproof, my clothes? Not so much.
Also, trying to sell a story here, sothe slow method it is.
An aura of steam wafts off me as I stretch my body, preparing for what I know is about to come.
Dulio, of course, doesn't take long to show up, easily passing through the barrier I made as he is the exact opposite of its intended target. He's flying, likely utilizing his power over the winds granted by his gear to do so.
As he lands, that's confirmed, as a mild gust of wind hits me right as he touches down.
I deadpan at him as he approaches.
He smiles apologetically, "My bad." He looks over my steaming form, and I see the moment realization crosses his face, "Ah, here, allow me."
He waves his hand in my direction.
And all of a sudden, it felt like the winds reached out to hug me. Tight.
I blinked, as within the next moment, I was completely and utterly dry. Like I just got my entire body, clothes, and all, ironed.
I run a hand through my now dry and fluffy hair, brush my bangs out of my face, and snort.
"So jealous right now." I utter, in slight disbelief at how fast that was.
Is that what he did in his hole earlier?
Dulio sent me a cheeky smile as he caught my words, "Envy is a sin, Noriaki." He playfully chastised.
I snorted, "Talking sins to a pagancute."
For a moment, we both chuckle at each other.
Then, naturally, it all comes to an end, as his gaze falls to the wrapped-up prop.
His gaze hardens, and he tentatively steps toward it, asking, "Is that?"
I nod, and pick the prop up, holding it horizontally in both my hands, "YeahI bought something to cover the thing up along the way in case I found it. Heard you Church types can go insane just looking at it, soyeah."
Dulio nodded gratefully, "You heard right, then the seals?"
"To contain the holy power the thing was emitting." I huffed, annoyed, "The thing was far up the river from here, and stuck at the bottom. All the shrines around here masked it, which is why I think the Youkai haven't found it yetat the same time," I allowed confusion to color my tone, "it was emitting a lot less power than I expected from the strongest Longinus."
Dulio blinked, also confused by my words, as he continued to approach tentatively.
He reached for the cloth, and I uttered a quiet, "Careful," in concern, to which Dulio simply smiled at me.
"I just need to see. I've never seen the True Longinus in person before, but there's been plenty of depictions of the spear," he grasped the loose piece of cloth covering the spearhead, "I'll be quick, alright?"
Tentative myself, I nodded.
And Dulio pulled the cloth back.
The effect was immediate, the holy power the bundle I held in my grasp spiked greatly, though not to an overwhelming degree.
At the moment the cloth was pulled open, Dulio's eyes scanned the head of the spear, darting from top to bottom.
Before, just as quickly as he pulled it open, and much to my relief, he covered it back up, and the holy power receded.
"YesI can't believe it, butit looks exactly like the depictions!" Dulio began, awestruck, with a twinge of sadness mixed in there.
My grip on the prop tightened as my chest began to physically hurt.
"We must store this somewhere safely so that I can bring it back to the Vatican," Dulio suddenly began, "before any other god around here takes noticeOh! Right, Noriaki, my friend, I can't thank you forall of this."
He places his hands on the prop, and smiles at me, sincerely.
Why do you have to make this so damn difficult?
"Actually, I" I begin, slowly, dread preemptively building within me with every word before I even speak it, "I have a better idea, if you'll hear me out."
"...Huh?" Dulio utters, bewildered, as I take a step back, pulling the prop softly from his grasp.
"...We could destroy it." I barely manage the words out through gritted teeth.
"Iwhat?" Dulio still looked completely bewildered, but I could see as the gears slowly began to twist in his head with my words.
"Now, I know how that may sound!" I start, "But let's be real heredo you trust the old guys back at the Vatican to not use this thing forspecific purposes."
I didn't need to state specifics, what else would the deity-killing spear be used for?
"I" Dulio seemed at a loss for words, "Noriaki, I can assure you, the Vatican isn't looking to start a fight with anyone right now.!"
I raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure about that, Dulio? Really?"
At my questioning gaze, I think the most terrifying thing is he didn't look so sure himself.
"Even sodestroying a holy relic, if word of that got around, that they even could be destroyed" Dulio shook his head, and hardened his expression, "I'm sorry, Noriaki, but no." He gently, yet firmly, grasped the shaft of the prop, "Ican't allow that."
I looked at him, well and truly looked at him, and finally let the pain and the guilt I've been holding in for so long in front of him show.
The worst part? I know he's going to see it and get the wrong idea, and thus my manipulation further proceedsand thus only serves to make me feel worse.
"Then I'm sorry as well," I utter, pained, "but I can't just hand over the ultimate weapon against my kind, my mother's kind, just like thatdespite how good of a person you are, the Vatican isn't made up of only you, is it?"
"NoNo, unfortunately, it's not."
I take it back.
The worst part is that he doesn't even look particularly angry.
Just sad and remorseful.
Above us, the sky began to darken, a distant rumble growling out from the quickly growing turbulent heavens.
As the shadows they cast fall over us, my growing aura illuminates and halts the expanding darkness.
"We don't have to do this." Dulio tries, forlorn.
"...The gods are watching." I simply state, resolute.
Dulio merely sighs.
"Then just know, Noriaki, that it was an honor to meet you." He smiles, one last legitimate time, "And I thank you for everything, one last time. When you wake up after thiswe will be gone."
I didn't even get a chance to retort.
"Goodbye."
As all of a sudden, my head rang as the world shook, and I found myself soaring through the air, the ground and sky seeming to spin and blur together until they meddled into one.
The next time I felt something was when I impacted the water like a cannonball, skipping across its surface several times like a hard-thrown rock.
As I finally gained my barring, my body settled down into the waves, and the world stopped spinningall I saw was water.
Water, in all directions.
His first attacksent me straight out into the sea.
From Kyoto.
The only reason I'm likely still conscious is because of my healing abilities, if not for themno, even with them, even with him holding back, I don't know what hit me, but another one of those would
I looked off in the direction of Kyoto, as I sensed him incoming, fast.
It's now or never.
I raised my head, looking up into the sun.
And let it all in.
That one attack should have been enough.
That's what Dulio was thinking as he blasted through the sky in the direction in which he flung their new friend turned unfortunate enemy.
He should have known, of course he should have known.
Noriaki Kusangi may be, from all indications he's gotten about the young man so far, a good guy, a good deity, even.
But in the land of over eight million gods, what does one mean in comparison to the whole?
Even now, as the winds ripple across his body, sending his clothes and hair lashing out all around him and atop his head respectively within the gale, such minor things aren't what's twisting his face into a forlorn frown of discomfort.
He wanted it to end in a single attack, not only to minimize the risk of damage to the country around them but also so he wouldn't have to fight a new friend over suchstupid things.
Call him selfish, or whatever, but he'd rather not hurt someone undeserving more than need be.
If at all.
He left the damn spear back in the barrier and strengthened said barrier for good measure before making a quick dash toward his intendedtarget.
The frown across his face strained at the thought.
Only for all his thoughts to come to a sudden stop, his face twisting into a grimace, as he feels the sea far beneath him begins to boil.
He halted midair, at his back, the storms and wind he gathered seized the same as him, and he looked out, and marveled at the sight that seemed to crest the watery horizon.
Within the water, a golden glow began to erupt, growing brighter and brighter, matching the intensity of the sun, nearly mirroring it in intensity and brightness.
Dulio had to hold an arm up, in front of his eye, to partially block out the light. That's how bright it is.
He didn't need to be a top-tier sensor to feel what was going on here either.
This was his true and unbridled power, wasn't it? If he had used this within the city, he'd have lit the entire metropolitan area on fire, but out here, so far from even the coast
A wave of golden fire erupted from the 'distant' golden star wrapped around Noriaki, and although it does look distant, the wave of fire shows otherwise.
It passed underneath him in a mere moment, almost like a shockwave.
He felt it through the power of his gear, earlier than his eyes saw it pass, mostly because that single wave of fire instantly vaporized the water into steam, causing a heavy boiling mist to begin rising from the sea.
Then, that golden star began to rise, almost as though it was finally taking its rightful place in the sky.
Like a cocoon falling apart, the fire and light that wrapped around the young man he had just tried to knock out with a blast of several layers of condensed wind to the noggin fell off, until only the aura of his radiance outlined his figure, making him visible.
Noriaki, no, the Fire God, floated there, his normally obsidian black hair a deep velvety purple, his face was covered in golden marks that looked like flames, rising from his neck and up his face, and his eyes burned like two separate stars all their own, his strange triple comma like pupils spinning as he beheld the world, almost as though for the first time.
Despite the look, despite the raw divine power this young man is exuding
Dulio is not afraid.
Even though every moment, every second, the heat rose, the golden flames and light became a touch brighter, and the pressure of his divine aura grew and grew.
Dulio instead gave him a sad, small smile.
And intoned with a grieving utterance.
"...Balance Break."
As soon as those baleful words were uttered, it began.
The air around Dulio abruptly became charged to the extreme, as a whirlwind that could tear apart city blocks with ease suddenly burst from his form, churning the sea far beneath him, with lightning bolts viciously forking off his form and down into the waters.
But, more importantly, as if to challenge his light, the sky answered by bringing further darkness.
Clouds came into sudden existence, they curled and swirled into each other, and as they did so the clouds grew darker, and darker still, so dark that the day had seemingly turned to night, and the only light left was that which wrapped around the Fire God.
Who looked around, seemingly unbothered by the dark, instead focused purely on him, and the massive storm that had formed above his head.
Unfortunatelysaid storm is not his balance breaker, merely a byproduct of the increased power entering his balance breaker state grants.
No
The Fire God began reaching for his sword.
This is.
A bubble, a fairly large bubble, all things considered, looking like your standard soapy bubble, yet easily surpassing the size of a bus, came up seemingly from the seaand ate the Fire God whole.
That, by itself, didn't do anything, and indeed he just sort of looked around from within the glassy-looking sphere, mildly confused.
Then, Dulio opened out his arms.
"Flagello di Colori del Arcobaleno, la Stella Splendente della Fine."
Scourge of Rainbow Colors, the Blazing Star of the End
The Fire God widened his eyes, but far too late, if he even saw it coming at all before the inside of his bubble mirrored the climate of a frozen wasteland.
Ice-cold winds blew, freezing all things, and the Fire God suddenly found his fires turning into popsicles, his body contained within his aura blasted by all manner of snow, slush, ice, and hail.
In an instant, a small iceberg had formed, wrapping around his body, trapping him in a rapidly increasingly dense shelf of ice.
At the same time, more and more of those bubbles rose from the sea, converging on top of the building trapping him, letting the bubble grow larger and larger, so he could pile more and more ice and snow on top of him.
Ultimately, the big threatening-looking storm up above them was merely a divergence from the true threat posed by his balance breaker.
Bubbles, within which, he has absolute control over the climate and weather within.
A simple, yet terrifyingly effective power.
After all, the bubble trapping him had now grown to the size of a small home, and the ice was packed in so thickly and densely that he could barely see the glow produced by his aura anymore.
AlthoughDulio cringed internally as he found himself adding yet more words to the already ridiculously long name of his balance breaker, but, seeing Noriaki there, looking like a blazing starinspired him a little.
Never mind that though.
Dulio looked up at the storm above them.
Zenith Tempest, his Sacred Gear, his Longinus Class Sacred Gear.
War in his home country took his original parents away, and it had almost taken his newly found family away too once it caught up to the Church-owned orphanage he was living in.
But God had been gracious that day and had given him a gift. A power said to be second only to that which pierced His side.
With it, he kept his family safe. He'd always keep his family safe.
But the Church? They had a much moregrandiose ideas.
The Church took him in, fully, and began training him to be a warrior. A soldier.
A weapon for a war, a war which although very much supernatural, still broke apart families and friends, separated parents from their children, and so much worse.
At the time, Dulio could say confidently he didn't want any of that.
And it's at times like this when he's reminded of that again.
Forced to fight a potential friend because their two sides must conflict over something stupid.
As is the way of most wars throughout history.
But throughout it all, if there's one thing he can count on, it's the power with which his Longinus brings, enabling him some measure of control over this situation.
This can all be ended in a short amount of time, with minimal injuries, and minimal damage, because he's one of the strongest people in the world.
At least, that's what the Archangel told him after seeing his balance breaker for the first time.
Before he then promptly barred Dulio from using the state within certain places, like the Vatican, for fear of the destruction the state could deal out just naturally.
Normally, Dulio would be offended, but it's understandable considering what his Longinus base power is.
It's why he specifically trained so hard to control his powers, enabling him to even use them indoors if need be safely, eventually pushing himself to the point where he achieved a subspecies balance breaker that contains much of the destruction within sealed-off spaces, the bubbles.
Yet still
Dulio focused ahead once more.
The bubble before him had grown to the size of a good-sized family home, and within contained an equally large chunk of ice.
By this point, with the amount of cold and compact ice contained within, he should have suppressed Noriaki's powers down to the point he could be safely knocked out.
So why is it then, that the light contained within the ice hasn't shrunk? It's been keeping pace as it grows
In fact, now it's expandingfaster
Dulio blinked, as the ice within began to hiss, something he usually couldn't hear, before beginning to violently crack.
He gritted his teeth as he held out his arms, and pushed back harder.
Dozens, no, hundreds of smaller bubbles began converging upon the bubble containing Noriaki, explosively growing its size and the frozen wasteland climate within.
At the same time, he amped up the storm from a pretty bad winter storm to an outright frigid city-destroying blizzard.
For a moment, that seemed to push back down his escape attempt, his light abated, and the cracks within his icy prison were repaired.
But almost like clockwork, another surge.
Of golden light, pure unbridled golden power.
The cracks came again and spread across his prison like a horde of spider webs, each one's appearance accompanied by a sound like fireworks.
Dulio bit back an unflattering curse directed toward himself and tried to focus.
Yet, as his power grew, and Dulio's stayed the same, it quickly became too much.
The block of ice split, straight down the center.
And then he drew his sword.
It was like an angelic halo, burning and blazing, had made manifest within the bubble, but Dulio knew exactly what that spiraling golden ring was.
A single slash of his sword, bursting with golden flames.
The ring slammed into the bubble, and soon enough, the bubble began cracking.
Dulio flinched as he saw his bubble give around the ring, the golden light pushing out and spreading fractures across the entire orb.
Never, not once, had anyone been able to break out of his bubbles before.
He was so momentarily stunned that he didn't even think to dial back and annul the climate contained within, yet it burst free and froze a chunk of the Pacific Ocean.
Luckily, Noriaki seemed to take care of that for him.
The bubble broke apart, and rather than releasing a climate comparable to Cocytus right onto the Pacific, all the ice, the snow, and the frigid winds were consumed by an outpour of heat and light.
In its place? A column of golden light, fire, and divine power, roars like an angry cannon as it streaks through the sky, and the storm clouds above.
Dulio tensed, his skin starting to prickle as though he was standing in front of an open and max strength oven, that little warning giving him just enough time to summon the frozen and arctic winds around himself now, shielding him from the heat right as a shockwave of it rolls past.
"I" Dulio perked, as a voice, definitely not his, but yet not quite Noriaki radiated across the sea toward him, "Refuse to becontained!"
Now thatthat sounded like the gods the old men up top wouldn't stop harping on and on about.
Full of arrogance, full of rage, and indignation.
He didn't realize it until now, but he did notice something off about Noriaki earlier when he enteredwhatever it is this state is.
He started calling him Fire God in his head, even!
Out of nowhere, said god looked up at the sky, and roared.
Fire, so much pure golden fire it looked almost like molten metal, bellowed off his form, and shot straight up into the sky.
Dulio held his arms up, picking up the arctic winds around him to keep him from being baked alive, not able to stop what his true objective was.
The storm above is under Dulio's absolute control. It contains the potential to encompass the entirety of Japan, the southwestern islands, and the coasts of the countries nearby and then some.
So he could feel it, as his pillar of fire and rage shot into the sky like a lance of divine wrath, and broke the storm in the sky.
Bit by bit, the clouds began to splinter and pull apart, vaporizing at points even, disappearing into nothingness, and letting in the clear blue sky, and beams of light from the true son.
Once parts began to break, much like the bubble, the entire storm fell apart shortly thereafter.
It was only when the storm clouds were dispelled, and the darkness they made completely vanquished that he simmered downfiguratively.
He pulled back his flames, settled his voice, and leveled his head, his gaze, upon Dulio.
Above him now, sat the sunand something in Dulio told him it was at nearly its highest point.
"You" Noriaki begins to utter, and he's almost sure it is him, as he sounds much calmer now, yet there's still this deep, haughty undertone, "Do not own the sky."
Dulio blinks, a moment passes, and then another
Something seems to slot, or click, into place within his mind, and at right that moment, Noriaki's body twitches.
He lets out a sharp groan, his breath no longer even air, just motes of pure golden flame, before he stretches, standing at attention, and gazing straight ahead.
His velvety purple hair shifts, becoming bright, and more flame or plasma-like, lifting and wafting in the air. At his back, his halos seemed to melt into his aura, the entire thing bellowing like a cloak of fire, made out of molten burning bright honey.
On top of that, the markings across his face started to glow brightly, turning themselves into streaks of burning molten metal across his skin.
The sword in his hand, the blade glowed with a similar molten shine to its edge.
"There can only beOne."
Noriaki grounded out, gravely yet simply, as he stared directly at Dulio.
Dulio couldn't help the nervous smile that broke across his face, but he did stop himself from opening his mouth.
There were so many questions he wanted to ask, so much he wanted to say.
Yet there's probably only one that truly mattered to him at this moment.
Why do you have to make this more difficult than it needs to be?
~ A New Sun ~
I felt like I was on the top of the world.
Both literally and figuratively.
Everything was so bright, so colorful. Almost like I was in the Shinkai, but not.
I felt lightheaded, yet my mind had never been sharper.
I was outside my body, looking down at a radiance to match, no, surpass the sun so completely and utterly it's not even a joke, yet I could feel the coiling the power within, the sheer amount of divine power and fire I could throw around with but a wave of my hand.
I felt etherealyet I knew this state was ephemeral.
There was no time to float here and take in the sights, marvel at my majesty.
I am complete. But only for such a short fleeting time, I need to make the most of it.
My gaze narrows upon my opponent, I feel the growing itch within the back of my eyes, and push down the irritation it causes as my power boils beneath the surface of my skin.
Something is about to break there, I can feel it. It's been growing ever since the bubble trap, getting worse and worse, but now
Whatever.
There is no time.
My opponent refuses to speak, and I've already said what needs to be stated.
So let us begin.
I no longer need breath, for I am the sun.
So I simply move.
My form is light when I do, I practically appear before him, my blade already held aloft.
I bring it down, a simple arc, down and to the right, like a brush stroke across a canvas.
The Exorcist, however, is not idle, he manages to perceive me and holds out his hands.
As my sword comes down, the space between him and I becomes ice, as several streams and folds of arctic winds and frost converge upon a single point, forming a length of wall.
Which my blade promptly cuts through like its water, which it is, the ice screaming as it crackles and boils around my blade, before slicing clear through and straight for its maker.
Unfortunately, the ice gave my sword some resistance, buying the exorcist time to avoid my slashing golden arc, the winds grabbing and pulling him down closer to the sea, and away from me.
For the moment, I come upon him in just a moment more.
This time, my sword jabs out with me, and I catch the wide-eyed grimace from the Exorcist as I'm upon him and so near to running him through.
The winds, however, have something else to say about that, course correcting at a moment's notice to drag him once more away from my blade point.
My blade misses flesh, hitting air, and then into the water below.
Said part of the sea then promptly explodes.
Erupting from the force of my jab and the heat of my blade alone, sending up a geyser of boiling water that by my quick estimations could cover a fleet of navy battleships with ease.
I huff in annoyance and almost casually swing my sword out in an arc around me.
The geyser is severed in half before promptly being blown apart into nothing.
I look up, my eyes locking onto the several incoming attacks all aimed at me.
Several massive spouts or tornados of water, whipped up by several whirlwinds and infused with frigid arctic winds judging by them partly slush and ice.
I promptly ignore them all, my eyes seeing through it all, and finding my opponent once more up in the sky. Despite that damn itch!
Coward!
I blast toward him like a burning comet just entering the atmosphere.
One twister attempts to blindside me immediately, yet with a twist, I drag and cleave my sword through its side, evaporating the water and ice into nothingness.
Another comes straight from above, but I simply move faster than it, and it soars over my head.
Three more come in, one from the top, and one for either side, attempting to box me in.
Again.
No.
I stop, my aura focusing on one of my arms, turning my forearm just as bright as my blade, before I lash out with it as though I was slashing my sword.
Where my fingers go, a line of my divine power draws across the world, painting a canvas of golden fiery power.
The three slush twisters impact that line, and promptly explode, as though they struck an immovable unbreakable wall that was also as hot as the sun.
Beneath me, audibly popping sounds are heard by the dozens.
No, hundreds, and my gaze quickly turns to find the source.
Bubbles. Hundreds of the annoying things, rising from the boiling sea below, ascending rapidly towards my location.
I do not have time to slash every single one of those things apart, and even if I do, more will come to just replace them!
I look around, rapidly, to find the bubbles appearing all around me, with more slush twisters incoming on top of it all!
My eyes ache, and I let out a growl, as everything began to converge upon me, still attempting to box me in.
I feel it. The moment that itching ache finally bursts.
For the briefest of moments, I feel liquid splatter onto my face, but not from any attack of my foe.
No
It's mine. My blood, as it spurts out of my eye, briefly touching my cheek before evaporating.
The words for what follows come naturally, inserted into my mind as if they always were there.
"Amano-Iwato."
All around where my left eye sees, space seems to darken, break, and burst open.
But these warped fractals of near pitch black glass bending inward are merely an entrance.
An entrance that greedily devours the twisters of water, the bubbles, everything. It doesn't pull anything in itself, it doesn't have a pull, that I can tell, it's merely a gateway.
A place with no sun. No light. A pitch black nowhere.
Such a place is inconceivable, but that is where it leads, I know it. And that is where I send every single attack too.
My gaze sweeps down, and around, scooping up everything around me, into that black nowhere cave. When each entrance takes its target, or my focus and gaze leaves it, it snaps shut, the broken black glass fractals snapping back into place with a shaded blink, before clearing, revealing free empty air and no warped entrance.
After a couple of moments of that, however, my gaze falls on my opponent himself.
He looked fairly confused himself, in fact, but that quickly turned to raw panic as the black fractal gateway began opening around him.
Unfortunately, he's not a mindless attack himself, and without any pull on the portal, he's able to pull himself away from it before I can open and snap it shut on him.
Oh well, no matter.
I close my left eye and focus my right on him instead.
This one though, feels like it'll do the trick.
Its name comes just as easily as the left's did.
"Akaruihiruotoko."
It is my name after all.
Blood burst from my right eye, and what followed was the opposite of my left eye's power.
A burst of pure, unadulterated, white light abruptly filled the space of my opponent and my sight.
It was so utterly bright, so pure, that it forced me to close my right as soon as it activated.
It was like a flashbang, or maybe the birth of a star would be more apt.
Its birth was short-lived, however, lasting for barely a heartbeat, before it flickered out of existence.
When I opened my eyes, it was like it was never even there, gone, but what it left in its place was proof of its existence.
My opponent floated there, blinking rapidly and mid-gasp, his entire form smoking and twitching with his outfit seared and charred around its edges.
His skin was noticeable far more a pinkish red than the pale he was before.
A chance!
"No more running!"
I continue my original flight path, blasting straight toward him.
The exorcist barely manages to look my way, gritting his teeth as I soar toward him.
With trembling hands, he stretches them out, and a lightning storm bursts out from around him and his fingers.
It almost reminds me of Uncle's attack that one timebut on a much, much bigger scale, it looked like he was commanding the sky to drop upon me.
WaitUncle? No, Susanoo. Susan. That guy.
I blink, wearily, my body shuddering as my power begins to slip down a tiny ineffectual amount.
NoNo not now!
I will notbe denied!
And if I can't have it, he won't either!
I meet the lightning head-on, I feel my entire body, my very being, sting as the aura around me begins to shift and harden at my will!
I barely catch a glimpse of what looks like a golden ribcage before the purple and blues of the lightning storm roll upon me like sheets and sheets of rain, obscuring all else from view.
I feel the pushback, the resistance, as the winds join the lightning, and my ascent begins to stall.
The half-formed golden ribcage around my body begins to crack, forking with fractures like the rain of lightning that bombards it.
At the same time, another drip of my power leaves me.
Then another.
And another, and another, and another
I gasp.
And everything snaps back into place as though I had just woken up from a long, long dream where I was falling, bracing, for so long
The last I remember was being in the sea, about to go all in, beforenothing.
Now? Now I'm looking up at a lot of blue and purple. Is that lightning?
Am I still fighting Dulio right now!?
I try to keep up the pressure, the pushback, my power is still massive right now, I don't think I've ever been this strong before!
I could fight Tobio in his abyss side balance breaker, my grandmother, Ama, hell, even like ten Susans or something! Probably all at the same time too!
Yet, it's slowly going down, and I don't even know what's-
Golden cracks form across my vision.
"...Fuck you other meSeriously." I utter to myself, completely gobsmacked as more and more cracks form within my sight, "You petty bitch!"
My aura, at least I'm pretty sure it's my aura, shatters, and all I see is enveloped in white.
I feel myself being seized by a storm as if a storm had hands, the pure lightning striking me from almost every angle, as it carries me away.
For that moment, then I feel myself slam into something hard, and my vision swims with blurry out-of-sync shadows and colors.
I feel as something wraps around my body that isn't plasma, and realize immediately where I am.
The sea.
Again.
Only for that to quickly change once more, as the water around me becomes much harder, and far more cold.
I'm locked in place so stiffly, I can't even shiver.
II could continue this fight, I know I could.
But I think I've done all I need to do, nowand I still don't know what I even did!
So, for now, I think I'll let him have this one.
It's a shame I don't think there'll be a next time after this, and that almost makes me want to milk this as much as I can
But for once, I temper down that instinct, that inner Chuuni Dragon Emperor.
As the ice around my form presses me in harder and harder, and my vision gradually grows narrower and narrower, I offer no more resistance, and consider my plan finally complete.
How does someone fly through the air, with a sunburn so bad that even just a stray breeze is enough to cause bouts of incredible pain?
Dulio can answer that.
Very carefully.
Additionally, wrapping himself up within a layer of chilling winds helped massively.
It took several minutes of painstakingly careful flight, balancing speed with caution to not agitate his condition while still making good time back to the barrier, back to the spear.
Accompanying him along the way is a far more normal looking, and unconscious, Noriaki, wrapped up and carried alongside him within the winds.
As Dulio and his former opponent finally made it back to the barrier, he let Noriaki down gently onto the ground, while he continued floating, hovering just above the ground.
He had to remain in the air, after all, whatever that last attack was had somehow pierced through his clothing and hit his entire body with sunburn.
That includes his feet, so putting pressure on them right now?
Bad idea.
Dulio let out a sigh, before looking out and finding the wrapped-up spear stuck in the ground where he had left it, smack in the middle of the bridge.
He let out a small smile of relief, he didn't expect it to somehow go missing, but sometimes just one thing going right after a day like today is enough.
With that thought in mind, Dulio looked toward the still unconscious form of Noriaki, and his smile became far more sad.
Oddly enough, the young man himself also had a smile, but his was far less somber.
Odd, and Dulio can't say why he'd even have one in the first place.
Regardless, it goes to confirm that something wasnot necessarily wrong with Noriaki when they fought, but different.
Very different.
Dulio figures he somehow managed to snap out of whatever that was and promptly threw in the towel once he did.
Something Dulio was very glad for, because if they had continued
Dulio looked down at his hands, how his skin was practically glowing an angry reddish-pink, how the edges of his uniform were charred and ashen.
The rest of him probably doesn't look much better.
That last attack had caught him completely by surprise, and he couldn't say for certain he'd have been able to take another one, most definitely not two of them.
If that battle had continued, he might have been forced to go lethal, if only to preserve his life.
He shook his head abruptly, banishing those thoughts.
There's no point in worrying about what-ifs any longer, especially when what's done is done, and he's still got a job to finish.
Almost as if on cue, as soon as that thought runs through his head he feels four presences slip through his barrier and right inside.
He turns to look toward the direction of their entrance and finds the four all giving essentially the same curious looks all around as they appear, one by one.
Until Lint, who seems far more alert, far more suspecting of something.
Ah, he did try to keep their battle contained to the ocean. It doesn't look like the other three caught wind of anything, but Lint with her Longinus might have caught something, hmm?
How sloppy of him then.
Discarding that for now though, Dulio promptly braced himself as the group's gazes fell upon himself.
He tried, truly, he is, to give a reassuring smile and wave.
But moving his arm caused his forearm to brush up against the inside of his sleeve, and the pained wince that twitched across his face as a result made his attempt fall apart.
That moment then, of him and the girls just staring at each other, felt like it lasted for several painful seconds.
He practically saw all their reactions in slow motion. Lint's eyes widened in alarm, Asia moving to cover her mouth in abject horror, and both Irina and Xenovia became stuck still in shock.
Then Asia screamed, "B-Brother Dulio!" and was the first to start running to him.
She was so fast, that she reacted before the other three even knew what she was doing, and although Lint tried to grab and stop her, she missed.
Resulting in the other three racing to catch up.
When he saw the said three reach for and begin drawing weapons, however, he gave them a very pointed glare and a shake of his head.
He was sure their vision was tunneled on him right now, so they hadn't registered Noriaki lying nearby, but they would soon, and he didn't want to deal with them trying anything right now.
Even though they still probably couldn't hurt him, even though he was unconscious.
Still, they paused, clearly shocked by his non-verbal order, but they obeyed regardless.
Asia was still on the move though, entirely focused upon his injuries it seems, the two silver rings studded with a blue-green gem each that is her Sacred Gear appearing as she got near him.
This suited him just fine, however, though he'd have to dissipate the cloak of cold he's got wrapped around himself so she doesn't get frozen
He quickly decided he could endure the pain for a little bit, at least.
So once Asia reached him properly, he made the cold winds around him vanish.
It took only a second until he severely regretted doing so.
Dulio did not know sunburn could hurt so much.
His body practically locked up stiff with brutal, stinging pains, shooting across his entire body, making his skin feel like it was humming or cracking.
It was terrible, quite possibly the worst pain he's ever experienced.
Yet, with Asia right in front of him now, he refused to let it show on his face, maintaining a smile, if a little pained, to keep her as calm as she could be in this situation.
Thankfully, Asia didn't hesitate, she didn't ask any questions, she simply came up and held her hands up to his chest, mere inches away as a soft radiant green light began emanating from her hands.
Almost as soon as he started, he let out a shudder of relief as the pain immediately began to ebb away, and his smile became much more genuine.
He looked down at her, and nodded in appreciation, "Thank you, Asia." He spoke sincerely.
Oddly enough, she didn't respond, her eyes narrowed and focus seemingly spent entirely on healing at the moment.
Jeezwas the damage that bad?
In short order, the rest of the girls come up, walking now, but still at the ready.
Lint is the first to speak up, asking the obvious pointedly, "Whathappened?"
Dulio looked at her, and merely gave her an exhausted sigh, before slowly adding, "It'ssomething that'd best be explained on the way home."
Lint narrowed her eyes at him, clearly not satisfied with his answer.
But it's all they're getting for now, they can live with it.
Dulio then looked at the other two girls, Irina and Xenovia, the only two wearing the big white cloaks that covered their entire bodies.
He doesn't see it with Asia or Lint, so
"Do one of you two have what I wanted you to bring?" He outright asked them.
The two girls exchanged worried glances, before Xenovia's morphed into an amused smile aimed at her partner, and Irina began appearing irritated at her look.
"YeahI do." Irina announced, weakly yet resigned.
Dulio was about to ask what that reaction was forthen Irina pulled back her cloak, revealing that she was carrying quite possibly everything the girls had brought, luggage-wise.
Even the painting of 'Jesus'.
Xenovia chuckled at her partner's torment, or more aptly her punishment, as she opened one of the bags with a grunt and pulled out a box.
It was a pretty small box, all things considered, it fit easily enough in a hand but wasn't comfortable while doing so.
He could feel the Holy Spirit Power contained within the box, after today, how could he not miss the feeling after all, before nodding, pleased.
He reached down, gently taking Asia's hands and pushing them away slowly.
The blonde girl immediately let out a huff of indignation as her green light flickered out, and she began pouting at him in outrage, but he felt much better now, good enough to at least do this one thing.
"You can continue in a moment, alright?" He began, "There's just one more thing I need to do, then we'll be leaving"
Asia, of course, didn't like anything he just said, but didn't try to convince him otherwise.
Finally, Dulio landed on the ground, wincing slightly as the pain wasn't completely gone, but far more easily managed now.
He walked over and took the box from Irina's hand, before walking over to the prone Noriaki, kneeling to himand gently placing it right down in front of him.
"I'm sorry things had to turn out this way." He uttered to the unconscious young man, praying he'd hear or know his words somehow.
The girls slowly came up from behind him, and although he couldn't see them right this second, he could assume their general thoughtsespecially by the way Lint spoke up once more.
"...Are you sure this is a good idea?" She asked, uncertainty clear in her tone.
Dulio took a moment before responding with a simple, "It was originally theirs."
No one appeared to have a counterpoint to that, and so, Dulio stood back up, turning to face his group.
"Now then," past the group, his eyes land on the wrapped spear, and he claps his hands together, wincing at the small amount of pain that shoots through himand the glare Asia sends at him for the action.
"...Let's head home." He finishes, far more tired, and far less grandiose than he originally imagined this moment would be when setting out.
~ A New Sun ~
My eyes slowly crack open as I groan awake.
The first thing I noticed?
I'm not in the ocean, or even on the ground, no, I'm in a bed.
My bed in Kyoto.
I sit up, and blearily look around from side to side, but don't see anything either in bed with me or in the room in general.
Well, I was knocked unconscious, tons of ice pressing into you tends to that, and then I'm assuming after I was left somewhere one of my girls picked me up and took me back here.
I could probably check by just sensing the house, but
Not a need. Dulio and the Church Girls don't know I live here, so it has to be one of my girls.
I don't have anything to worry about.
I don't have anything to worry about, anymore.
Well, regarding them anyway, at least for a while bare minimum.
Slowly, I slide back deeper into my bed, pulling the blankets over me, and let out a pleased hum as my eyes slowly close back up.
It's over, it's finally over! All that stupid stress and anxiety, I can banish it all away for good!
And get some sweet sleep, sweet sweet sleep~...
Even though I don't need it.
Still! I want to!
Or! Perhaps maybe a sex marathon?
I could go grab Suzaku, Kunou, Yasaka, and Kuroka right now probably, and try my damndest to breed half of them!
That doesn't sound so bad, hell, maybe Shirone's free, she can join too!
Might even include Uzume for shits and giggl- wait, no, that's too far, heel me!
My eyes crack open slightly.
"...I need to chill the fuck out." I audibly tell myself.
Sure, that whole mess is over with now, and maybe I can get my sex marathon later, but right at this moment?
I have some stuff to go over, specifically dealing with what's in my mind.
Or rather, what's missing in there.
I sigh, incredibly annoyed, as I fling my blanket off and hop off sweet relaxation, landing upright on the floor, while rubbing my eyes clear with my fingers.
My march to the bathroom is swift, yet purposeful. There's something I need to confirm, need to see for myself.
I walk up to the bathroom mirror, grip either side of the sink and lean forward, eyeing my reflection intently.
Then, I activate my eyes.
I try not to blink as my eyes visibly swirl and shift with their activation, but unlike normal, they change into something a bit more than normal.
The tree tomoe of my eyes spin rapidly around the center pupil, before expanding like a sunburst, bursting out and taking the shape of a new image, reminiscent of flowing rays of sunlight.
Itkind of reminds me of ancient depictions of the sun. The general shape. Just instead of a face in the center, mine is hollowed out save for a lone dot that is my pupil.
I blink at myself in the mirror, several times, as the weight of what exactly I'm seeing begins to settle.
I had noticed when I 'woke up' at the end of my fight earlier, my eyes feltdifferent. The ich that Ama had put in the back of them was gone.
Well, now I know why!
Worst part?
I don't even remember how they evolved!
I clicked my tongue and crossed my arms, glaring at myself in the mirror.
"Dick." I state, purely to myself in this case.
Thankfully, I have a feel for how the new powers they grant work, and even what their names are, so I'm not shit out of luck therebut still!
How annoying. Very annoying.
Then again, it isn't like I should be completely blindsided by this development.
It only takes a quick parsing through my memory to find it, the conversation I had way back with Inari and Uzume months ago, where Inari explained that she thought that particular power of mine was.
Ara-Mitama. My wild, rough, or violent side.
I suppose at the apex of its power, it essentially becomes an entirely new persona, practically a different person.
I think. It'd be far easier to figure this out if I could remember anything during that short time!
I let out a groan, before slowly walking out of the bathroom, a finger going up to my chin.
There's only one way to figure out anything related to that power, and that's to dive into training it specifically.
But! I've still got a bunch of other stuff to work on, like Sage Mode, the Seven Breathes, and now my eyes
Hnn. I could through my clones on the breathing technique and eyes, I need Kuroka for Sage Training, and I get the feeling diving into this is going to require my personal touch. Clones won't do.
Decisions, decisions
The door abruptly opens, prompting me to stop.
"OhN-Nori, you're awake!" Her voice nearly squeaks with how surprised, and slightly nervous she is.
Of course, I recognize her via her voice alone, but even just her tone tells me it's Rose without a shadow of a doubt.
I turn to face her, a small amused smile crossing my face as I do, finding the silver-haired former Valkyrie halfway through the door, leaning slightly inside with a hand on the doorknob, having stopped mid-step in surprise it seems.
She's also still wearing that tracksuitwonder if she'll ever wear anything else Kuroka and she went out and bought?
Well, in any event.
My smile brightens considerably upon seeing her very teasible face, and she makes it even more teasible by noticing said smile and shying away a bit from my gaze with a flush.
I held back a chuckle, and finally replied, "That I am. If you've come to check on me, does that mean you're the one that brought me back here in the first place?"
Rose quickly nodded, before explaining, "Yes, I sensed a fairly strong barrier still set up out there, and well, you had yet to come back, and Kuroka was still asleepso," she fidgets with her hands, "I went out and checked, just to be sure."
I gave her a grateful nod back, "Thank Rose, waking up on a bed always beats hard concrete."
"O-Oh" She looks away, her face entirely flushed as she smiles, slightly, "It wasn't a big deal."
Ah? Do Kunou and Rose share a praise kink, or is she just unused to receiving legitimate praise?
It could also just be both.
Eh, I guess I'll find out eventually.
"Big deal? Oh, Rose, it's the little things that matter most, you know?" I wave off her humble words.
Rose perks up a bit, as if reminded of something, causing all her shyness and embarrassment to vanish, replaced by a professional veil in a snap.
"That reminds me, when I found you they seemed to have left something with you as well. It's this little box" Rose starts, and seeing how with each word I just looked more and more confused, she eventually trails off and waves for me to simply follow.
She takes a step away from the door and starts heading off toward the artifacts room, judging by her direction.
I swiftly came to a few steps behind her, prompting her to add, "I gave it a few checkovers with my magic, and it didn't seem harmlessso I brought it in, but I haven't determined what it is, don't think I can without opening it, but I" she glances back at me, unsure.
I simply sent her an easygoing smile, "Don't worry about it so much, alright?" I tell her, "I have faith in your judgment and abilities, if you already determined it wasn't dangerous, it should be fine."
Her face lightened and flushed a bit in equal measure before her gaze abruptly shifted forward once more, and she uttered a tiny, "R-Right!"
She's really damn cute.
Also, it might be both after all.
It's a couple of minutes jog down in silence to the artifacts room after that, wherein right in the center of the room sitting by its lonesome on a table, said box sits.
It truly doesn't look like anything remarkable. It's just a plain smooth black box, almost like one of those that'd be used to hold a ring for proposing to someone.
Except this one is a good bit larger than those, so, probably not.
I hope not anyway.
Rose moves out of the way to let me enter and approach, while she stands back just in case.
As I do, I start feeling something emanate from the box.
A divine auraHoly Spirit Power? It even feels similar to something, something I've felt before, a while ago, back when I first visited my grandfather, I think? Somewhere around there.
Weird, really weird, what the hell is this?
I tentatively approach, and open the box, lifting off the top lid with relative ease.
Inside is a bunch ofchips? Broken black chips, surrounding a scaley marble white recreation of what looks like the end of a snake?
An eight-tailed snake, to be precise? Except it's got a ton of fractures going across the thing.
You know, it kind of looks like Durandal's core, the same marble white, just without the...cracks.
Wait.
I brush a finger across the odd and fractured eight tails carving.
Holy Spirit Power. The swirl of the winds as the heavenly clouds gather. A holy sword drawn from one of the most vile creatures in Shinto Mythology.
All those images flash through my mind, before I jerk my hand back abruptly, stopping the flood of images.
I know what this is!
As I look back down at the core of what I now know is a sword, I find it glowing with a weak golden glow, the energy like a cloudy vapor emanating out from it.
"Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi." I utter the sword's name, as the glow fades away.
Theyleft this for me? They just gave it back!?
I'm assuming it's a gift for my 'help' then? Then this is what I vaguely heard Duilo tell the girls to grab!
I'm not going to lie, I got as close as possible as it is for me to forget about the sword.
I know, my original target and all, but more important stuff and all that!
I was going to go get it originally once this all blew over completely, though. Guess this saves me the trip.
Now, question for myself, should I feel bad about getting the sword this way?
No. It was originally my faction anyway, and I was fully intent on stealing it regardless.
Still
I let out a low hissing sigh as I closed the box back up.
No wonder they never managed to fix the sword, the core is damaged, and the blade is straight up in pieces.
I could fix it, with my magical bullshit hammer, anything is technically possible, it'd just take a lot of time.
Time I suddenly find myself not wanting to spend personally.
I'm just going to make a clone do it then, or at least get started, no way they'll be able to finish it.
Besides, right now, I just want to do something relaxing.
After the past couple of days, I think I can afford that, no?
Training is nice and all, but, no, there's got to be something else I can do
I turn, finding myself looking at Rose, almost instinctively.
I should do something for her
Ah?
Rose tilts her head at me as I look toward her, "...Is something wrong?"
I don't consider my next words carefully at all.
"No, nothing at allsay, wanna go out sometime?"
Rose blinked at me.
I simply stared at her.
"...E-Eh?" Rose eventually squeaked out, "Wait, d-d-did you just" She stumbles over herself, several times, before trailing off and mumbling incoherently.
I merely nodded, and stated, "Yes."
It took her a moment, but after her face turned completely red, she responded with a shy and barely audible, "...II-I see."
Then she fell over, her breath leaving her as she passed out.
Well, there was no other way to word it that wouldn't end in this result I don't think, best to just do it, and get it out there, yeah?
Yeah!
Now, where to take her, where to take her
After I pick her up off the floor!
"Nyahahaha~..."
Unfortunately, though, it seems someone else is going to get to her before I can.
Kuroka shuffled in from the side with a light, airy giggle. I could tell she had just very recently woken up, as her smile was loopy, her entire posture was droopy, and her clothes were barely hanging onto her body.
"There there, Rose-chan~! It's okay, big sis Kuroka will make sure you're all well and ready for darling, nyah~!"
She leans down next to the fallen form of the former Valkyrie and pats her on the head as she speaks, while I just cross my arms and raise an eyebrow her way.
Okay. Maybe not very recently, then?
I should have known; this is the cat, after all!
"You were listening in on us, huh." I accuse her of the obvious.
To which she doesn't even bat an eyebrow, sending me a side-eyed glance filled with mirth, her smile, though still a bit loopy, widening.
"Nothing like that~..." Kuroka cooed, almost whining, as she explained, "I just woke up and followed you two ready to ask about what's for dinner, when you suddenly hit poor Rose-chan here with that, nyah~!"
Her smile slowly turned into a smirk before she added.
"Gotta say, I'm surprised you acted so quickly with her, darling~..." She trailed off, clearly seeking an explanation of some sort out of curiosity.
I roll my eyes at her obvious probe but indulge her, I have nothing to hide after all.
"Now just seemed like the best time, right after another big event, probably gonna be some downtime in between them, like usual." I explain rather plainly, "Plus, she hasn't been here that long, and she's been great to have around. I thought it'd be a good idea to reward her," my neutral expression morphs into a deadpan, "...and you know she wouldn't try to ask me out herself."
Kuroka has the gall to chuckle, "Right. Poor Rose-chan here is what the internet would call a 'turbovirgin'."
I walk over to them, snorting, "Hey now, don't talk like that as if you weren't one yourself."
Kuroka's smirk grew wider, "Was, darling, was." She looks at me, her eyes narrowing sultrily as her robe slips down her body ever so slightly more, "Hmm, and I wonder, who do I have to thank for that, nyaahh~?"
Always the temptress, huh?
Without even giving it a second thought, my hand raises and falls, slapping Kuroka across her ass.
Despite, or maybe due to, her incredibly loose-fitting robe, I could see the way her plump rear shook and jiggled from the force of my blow.
"N~Nyah~! Mmm~...Darling~..." Kuroka moaned out breathlessly, arching her back just a bit as her thighs started to rub together.
Meanwhile, I just sighed internally, holding back the admittedly very tempting idea of tearing off her robe and breeding her right up against the wall.
But Rose was right there and still very unconscious, so no can do.
Later though. Most definitely later.
Instead, for now, I smirk right back at my shortstack catgirl, "Never stopped being turbo-horny despite that, though, did you?"
Kuroka licked her lips, her tails swaying from side to side as she uttered back with a sexy undeterred smirk, "Mhmm~! Only for you, darling~..."
Fucking hell cat, why do you have to make it so hard to resist at the worst possible times?
I reached over, hooking a finger under her chin, lifting her head so our eyes met.
"Not now you" I uttered, dangerously, "Rose is right here."
Kuroka's rear shook slightly back and forth, her tails wiggling about back and forth in indignation, "...But she's unconscious, nyah~!" Kuroka nearly whined back.
My gaze swept down to the unconscious Rose.
Whose face looked eerily similar to the pedals of her nickname, a deep bright burning red.
Then I looked right back into Kuroka's eyes and raised a singular eyebrow once again.
"...Hmph~! Nyah~!" Kuroka pouted, crossing her arms under her bust, intentionally pushing her mounds up as much as possible.
Honestly, her robe is so far down her cleavage that I'm shocked her nipples aren't exposed by this point.
She practiced that, didn't she? There's no way you just pull that off without knowing the exact area to stop and hold the cloth up.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes again at her antics, "Don't think I forgot about you, or Shirone either, kitty" I take her chin in my hand, prompting her to perk up.
"Nyah~? Mhmm~!"
She perked up even more when I leaned down and took her lips with my own.
The kiss doesn't last longer than a moment, however, before I pull away, leaving her to let out a whining noise as I look back into her eyes.
"I've gotideas," I murmured breathlessly, "for stuff to do with you and your sister. So, don't you worry! I fully intend to reward you both as well"
After a moment of Kuroka looking at me, she gave me a shuddering breath before wrapping her arms around my neck and pulling herself up enough to kiss me back.
This cat, though, couldn't be satisfied with just a chaste kiss- of course not.
She pushed her essentially half-naked body right up against mine, and she pressed her lips against mine.
Yet at the same time, she rubbed herself against me, making damn well sure I felt the softness of her chest as it pressed against my torso, the curve of her leg and thigh as one of her feet popped up and her leg wrapped around one of my own.
Not only that, but she wasn't satisfied with a short either, oh no no no!
She drew it out as much as she possibly could, before slowly, ever so slowly, she drew back and away, a very light smirk across her face.
"...I'll make sure you remember that then, darling~, nyah~!" She winks and pats my cheek.
Okay, so, look, I tried. I tried really hard, but not even I could stop the massive boner I got after all that.
Kuroka though, the little fucking cat, pretended to not even notice it as she turned back toward the downed Rose.
"Nyah then~!" She kneels next to her, "Don't you worry, Rose-chan~! Just like I said earlierbig sis Kuroka has your back~!"
I blinked as it finally settled in that she did say something like that right when she came up, didn't she?
Huh. It must have gone right over my head.
Poor Rose.
"And, you know what?" She says to Rose's still very unconscious body, "I'll even phone a friend for double the help!"
Uh oh.
I feel slightly bad consigning Rose to this, butonly slightly.
Not going to lie, but if I am going to take her out, it would be kind of annoying if she freaked out at every moment of the date.
But if there is anyone who could help remedy that beforehand, give her the confidence boost, or just, you know, the patience to deal with itit'd be Kuroka.
And her mystery friend here.
Well, she isn't a 'mystery' to be fair, she's one of the only friends Kuroka has I'm pretty sure.
Much to my surprise, yet also amusement, before Kuroka began to do any such phoning, she turned toward me
And shooed me away!
"Go on, nyah nyah~!" She waved me off, "Give us a little time, darling, then I'll have her all nice and ready for you!" She exclaimed with a mischievous smirk.
I can't say I much liked the way she said the latter part there.
"Until then, though" Kuroka continued, smirk growing cheshire, "You're not allowed to see her, so shoo, nyah~!"
Kuroka continued, waving me away with her hands for a few moments, where I just stared at her, amused yet exasperated.
Finally, I shook my head and sighed, and I took my leave, leaving Rose to her fate once again.
"Nyahahaha~!" Kuroka cackled in triumph, though it didn't take long for an additional sound to be added atop her voice.
The beeping of an old school phone's buttons being pressed, the ringing, and the click of it being answered.
"Oh~ Suza~chaaann~!" As I walk further away, that's the last trailing thing I hear from my catgirl.
Turns out I was right on the money; it was Suzaku, huh?
It's been a little while since I've seen her, hasn't it?
Though that reminds me, there are a bunch of people I haven't seen in a while that I probably should check in on.
Personally. Not with clones.
I stop in the middle of the hallway as a thought occurs.
I should also probably check in on them, not only because I haven't seen them in a while but because of what just happened, huh?
That thought made me facepalm, hard.
Of course, I couldn't go do whatever quite yet; a battle just took place in the ocean next to Japan that probably could have destroyed the country if it spilled over!
Hell, I'm shocked I haven't gotten several calls yet, actually
Wait. Where the hell even is my phone?
I start patting my robe pocketsbut it's not there.
Ohhh. Fuck. Is it somewhere in the Atlantic right now?
Wait, don't tell me I left it on the bridge!?
Yeah, wait, I did! I sat it down on the railing after calling Dulio!
Surely though, if it was still there, Rose would have picked it up when she grabbed me, right?
Ugh, damn it. That was my second phone, too, and I'm about to be on a third in less than a year.
The old me would have fucking killed the current me over this, heh.
With a disappointed sigh, I pick my pace back up, heading straight for the door.
I suppose I'm going to have to do this the hard way then.
And that's going to be on top of the stuff I'm going to have to do already, like telling Ama and whoever else needs to know my getting back the broken Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi and trying to figure out where exactly I'm going to take Rose.
Well, I already have an idea for the former, anyway. Let's just say I'm going to try somethingdifferent, compared to the times I've taken the other girls out.
For now, though!
Who should I head off to first, probablythose that would be immediately concerned, right?
Like Uzume, Inari, the fox girls
A quick equivalent of a sixth sense side glance found me feeling that Uzume was not even in the building, so no need to go have that conversation with her.
I take a cursory glance downward, finding my raging hard-on still bulging out of my robe.
Especially while I'm like this.
So, I'm thinking I hit up one of Inari's shrines, drop the equivalent of a divine email, then visit my fox girls to tell them the news and work off some steamthen Takamagahara for Ama to tell her about the sword.
Maybe visit Gramps after for the same, or, shit, maybe I can drag Ama down to see Grandma while I am at it?
Though I guess that depends on whether or not she's doing her jobor locked up in her room.
Again.
Well! One way to find out!
~ A New Sun ~
It's only now that I'm here that I realize something kind of important.
I've never actually been to Takamagahara properly.
Like, yes, I was here before technically, but I only ever saw Ama's roomthat's it.
I don't think I ever could have imagined all of this.
The best way I can describe it is, essentially, a mountain made up of a sea of pure white clouds, within which an ancient Japanese city was built.
Except, unlike muted grays, browns, and so forth that usually made up such old places, this city was made entirely out of marble white, bright scarlet reds, deep popping oranges, and flushed blossoming pinks, all wrapped up in the glossy white mist that is the clouds, which seemed to sparkle and glitter gold all on their own.
Additionally, everywhere you looked, where there was architecture, there was, at the bare minimum, an attempt to pair it with nature.
Thus, as many houses and buildings as there were, there was at least one, though usually thrice, as many trees of all kinds.
From normal green trees to sakura trees to the maple and cherry trees, so many trees, so many colors
Which was then all itself spaced with patty fields, of all things, filled with glittering golden crops, the purest water I think I've ever seen, and encircled by the greenest of grasses, all tiered within the clouds just like everything else.
Even the pathways weren't spares, little or large, alleyways or highways. I could see them even from this random part of the city I ended up in, each crafted like they were a part of a zen garden, made out of cobbled white marble or slate.
Then there's the sky, a pure ocean of molten golden light like that of the distant surface of the sun brought close.
Despite how close it feels, it doesn't hurt to stare up at it, and it spreads not only directly above but out into the horizon, seemingly wrapping the entire area up in a nice cozy blanket.
This is all wrapped up by the feeling of overwhelming divine power, Holy Spirit Power, as it pushes down and across the cloud-swept 'land', infusing it to its very core.
It was in everything, and I recognized it, this specific power, before.
When in the Shinkai of the Human World, the golden sky feels the same, just less overwhelming.
Takamagahara is the sky within the Shinkai.
Fitting.
Also, just like the Shinkai, but to a far more ludicrous degree, the colors here are far more overwhelming.
It's to the point where staring at it all starts to make my eyes throb, forcing me to look up at the sky instead.
Utterly insane, it wasn't like this at all when I was in Ama's room that one time, so what gives!?
Speaking of, that's actually where I should be right now.
That's where I was trying to go.
Not here! I don't even know where here is; besides that it's Takamagahara!
But when I tried to beam myself in, I sort of gotknocked away. Does that make any sense?
It's more like I hit something, got deflected off, and 'landed' here, somehow.
I wasn't even aware that was possible with that kind of teleportation. Did I hit a ward of some kind?
Hnn. Maybe. The only way to tell would be to walk up the 'mountain' here on foot and find Ama's Palace.
Well, I'm assuming it's up top, at least. That'd make the most sense to me anyway.
Though once again, the only way to find out is to start walking.
I'd ask someone for directions otherwise, but, oddly enough, there isn't anyone on the streets.
Yeah, I know, it's really odd. The home of millions upon millions of gods, I'm in the middle of one of the bigger paths, and there's nobody around.
Now that I'm looking at it and thinking about it, it's kind of eerie.
And I can't sense anything either, because the air here may as well be Holy Spirit Power itself.
I let out a sigh and started walking.
Scratch that, there's nobody around. I started running. I booked it like I was Rose about to be late for a bargain sale.
All the while, I thought of the short series of events leading up to this.
Inari's Shrine.
I popped in, chucked my donation into the box, and sent off my prayer, telling her in brief what had happened and that it was fine now.
I didn't get any response, though. Not even an automatic response fox.
At the time, I didn't consider it odd. Inari is very busy normally, so of course, she wouldn't be able to get back to me right away.
Also, I was very horny, and kind of in a rush to head to my next destination.
Urakyoto.
That went exactly as expected. Yasaka wasn't even shocked at this point that I got into another big fight, though she hid her worry and relief well behind her teasing and horniness.
Kunou though? Not so much. The poor girl was kind of freaked out.
Apparently, they felt the fight going on from within the city. Due to their connection to the leylines, they could feel the disturbances Dulio and I were causingYasaka more than Kunou, of course, but that only ended up making Kunou more freaked out because she couldn't get a full picture.
I made it up to them both by making them unable to walk for the rest of the day in a couple of hours.
You know, now that I'm thinking about it more clearly, that doesn't sound like a gift, does it?
Ah well. They both looked blissed out of their minds by the end of it, and I no longer had an embarrassingly large bulge poking out of my robe.
I'm going to call that a win.
Though right now, seeing as Takamagahara looks emptyI feel like I should have paid more attention to the fact that Inari didn't respond to my prayer.
And that Uzune is suddenly gone again.
Or, hell, maybe this is normal for this realm, and I'm overreacting. Who knows!
Man, what a way to be introduced to the realm at large.
I won't lie; my rush toward the top of this placeat first, I didn't think I was making any progress.
The longer I ran, the higher I 'climbed,' everything kept looking the same.
It was almost aggravating. Sure, it was all gorgeous, spotless, pristine. But at a certain point, it all sort of blurred together, a field of everything yet nothing at all.
Moments passed into seconds, passed into several minutes of me blasting upwards at my top speeds, and right when I was about to give up and try teleporting in once again.
I felt something.
Divine presences. Deities, the Kami. At last.
A lot of them.
I came to a screeching halt, as rather my vision of the distance became muddled by swathes of hundreds of thousands of people, every single one of them a deity, with their unique presence.
All filling the streets, all trying to seemingly gather around something in the distance.
A great Palace that, upon looking at it, felt very familiar, like I had seen it somewhere before
It kind of looked like the Kyoto Palace, design-wise, but no, from somewhere else, maybethe Yomi Palace?
Yeah, yeah! That's it! It's the Yomi Palace, just painted over in different, heavenly colors.
Fucking. Finally!
Now then, time to sneak past a couple hundred thousand gods or so.
Well, actually, before that.
I should try and find out what the hell is going on; they all seem to be talkingno wait, bickering at each other about something.
I shut down my presence, my aura, and my powers, blending into the natural and ever-present divine power within the air as I stalked toward the back of the crowd.
I have to get far closer than I'd like to get anything discernable, however, there are just so many of them that all their voices sort of string together into one mass of sound.
I make a quick hop from building to building, ending up on one submerged in the back of the mass crowd, and look down upon them from it.
Only then can I finally make out bits and pieces of what some of them are saying.
"...insolent buffoons"
"...highest insult"
"...trespassersthieves"
They are very, very mad about something.
I'm trying to piece together about what, but I'm not going to lie, being so close nowI can say they all sound and sort of look kind of the same.
And I don't mean that in a racist way! They all do! Hell, they're all wearing the same robes, stupid old traditional ones, as if that's supposed to help beat those allegations!
Thankfully, unlike my run, it doesn't take long for something to happen and for me to get something more.
In this case, someone in the sea of divine mobs gets really angry, his voice gets louder and more defined, and I can actually hear him.
"Who cares who they have? That God has trespassed against us! They attacked Great August's son in our territory! Why should they pay anything less than their blood, you pathetic, traitorous coward!?"
At that deity's enraged shriek, several dozen more raised to counter him, creating a ripple effect that seemed to spread, causing a vicious outcry of sorts to pour from the entire crowd as a whole.
Meanwhile, I had pretty much one thought.
Ohfuck. This is probably really bad, isn't it?
Admittedly, it took a moment for me to get moving, sort of just staring at the consequences of my actions as I was.
Funnily enough? What finally got me moving again mentally was the same random guy in the crowd who was screaming earlier.
It was him screaming, though.
"UGH!"
It was him getting sucker punched in the face by another random person and sent straight to the ground.
"Drop dead you warmongering dimwit!" The assaulter then proceeded to verbally tear into the floored guy, "You"
He was cut off from his tirade by some other guy punching him in the face in turn.
And just like a chain reaction, it began to spread.
Starting from the second puncher getting punched in turn, loud yelling and ranting began to turn into a chorus of shoving and striking, spreading out like some sort of violent tidal wave.
Me on a stick. I think I understand why Ama didn't want me growing up here now.
No time to worry about that now though, in the end, I get the feeling none of these guys out here truly matters.
They're a literal crowd of nameless, samely nobodies. The textbook definition of filler, but for Kami.
No, the real gods making the decisions are up there.
My gaze focuses intently on the Palace sitting above them all.
That's where I needed to be, yesterday.
After all, if I had told Ama, or at least Uzume so she could tell her instead, what I was planning, then none of this would have even happened.
I clicked my tongue and let a sigh out under my breath.
This is my fault; it's time to face the music.
If I can even get to the music in the first place.
My gaze swept across the increasingly growing violent crowd, and it didn't take long to realize going through there would be a terrible idea.
If I transform into one of them and try to walk and weave on through, I'll probably just get jumped.
If I reveal myself, my power, there's no saying what exactly could happen. They could let me through easily, sure, but at the same timethese guys don't strike me as thoughtful.
I'll likely be mobbed or some stupid shit by desperate barely even courtiers wanting my opinion on all this.
Time is of the essence, but the only thing hampering said time is the possibility of the horde below interfering.
So, I'm going to have to avoid them entirely.
I back up, going to the opposite end of the roof, and lower myself into a runner's starting stance.
I'm suppressing my powers just so they don't sense me at all, so any speed I gain has to be all-natural.
Thus, just to be sure, I want a running start.
The faster I go, the less chance they'll see me, which isn't likely considering they're all beating each other up currently, but stacking advantages just to be sure can't hurt.
Flares of extremely meager amounts of divine power sparking amongst the crowd around the building act as my signal flare.
No more time to waste then.
With a single breath, I charge.
Reaching the end of the roof at a breakneck pace, I leap off it and fly straight to the next, my stride never slowing.
I am nearly knocked off course by a stray blast of divine power, though.
Make that several random stray blasts.
I was nearly at the Palace gates, just a few jumps more, I'd say, when, of course, something had to happen.
Said Palace gates abruptly exploded, with a great and deep thunderous bellow following swiftly after.
"WILL YOU FOOLS KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!?"
A lone man walked through the blown-out gates, clad in a full set of samurai armor, minus a helmet, holding an ancient Japanese longsword, a Tsurugi, thrumming with lightning of all things.
For a second, as I came to a screeching halt, I thought this guy was Susan, but after a moment, I quickly realized this was a different guy.
For one, this new guy was far weaker than the slow-to-revive storm god; the pressure this guy was emitting, while substantial, wasn't anywhere near that of my uncle.
That, and his face is completely different. Susan had a very punchable face, this guy, despite his very samurai general-type look, actually doesn't look like an asshole.
At his appearance and bellowing announcement, I immediately got down, hitting the ground so I couldn't be seen.
The crowd, though? They didn't follow suit entirely.
Oh, those nearest to the Palace did, of course. I saw them still, their divine powers shut down as soon as spiritually possible.
Not only that, their violent debating turned horror-filled utterances gave me the name of this new god.
"L-L-Lord T-Takemikazuchi!"
Oho? Now that's a name I recognize from myth!
The God of Thunder and Swords, one of the Kami specifically born from the blood splattered on Izanagi's sword after he killed Kagutsuchi.
Apparently, way back in the day when Japan was known as the 'Middle Country' and was in a state of chaos, this guy was sent down to pacify the land. Then, in the future, he sent down his sword to assist my ancestor in becoming the First Emperor of Japan.
A pretty important deity, I'd say, although not that high up there in the grand scheme of things.
Anyhow, though those closest to the Palace had gotten his memo, the others further out clearly didn't.
I could hear them still, the distant sounds of struggles, shouting, and fighting.
So too could the newly arrived Thunder God here, it seemed, as his frown grew into a scowl, and he raised his sword.
Without a word from him, the sword promptly crackled with power before letting out a massive boom, the crack of boiling not-so-distant thunder.
Causing what felt like the entire mountain to shake.
I had to hold onto the rough tightly to not be thrown off the damn thing, and I could hear that those on the ground weren't fairing well at all.
As one, shouts and screams of fear and indignation rolled out across the mountain, followed by the collective noise of several thousands of bodies hitting the floor.
Then, they promptly shook around on said floor like they were all being rattled around in a boiling pan.
All of this lasted a few moments, if that, before everything stilled once again and returned to peace and stillness.
Along with a sweet, blissful, quiet.
That, unfortunately, lasted for even less time.
"IF I MUST COME OUT HERE AGAIN" Takemikazuchi continued, his voice resounding across the mountain like thunder, "THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! DO YOU HEAR!?"
The blissful silence returned for a moment.
It was broken again, but this time in a much softer manner, by the Thunder God.
"Harumph." He grunted, tiredly, at a normal octave, something only those near the palace gates where he stood would be able to hear.
And without any more prompt, he then turned and proceeded to walk back inside.
With everyone close to the gates staring on in abject terror.
I give it five, no, ten more minutes before this short peace all falls apart again.
In the meanwhile, with everyone scared stiff and watching the higher-level deity in case he decides to cut a dumbass, I take this time to stand up, and make the final few leaps over, onto the grand palace roof itself.
My final quick scamper up the roof wasn't exactly dignified, I'll admit, I wanted this to be over with already, but I also didn't want to get caught.
It worked well enough, I think. I didn't hear anyone freak out below, so I'll take it!
Now, how do I get inside the palace properly?
Well. If it's anything like the Yomi Palace, which it does look like, just more golden, I think I might know a way or two!
Right into the Throne Room, in fact
~ A New Sun ~
Takamagahara, the Plane of High Heaven, was an absolute clusterfuck this time of year.
Correction, the Heaven that her favorite Sun Goddess ran was always like thisnot that Uzume had been to any other Heaven.
Though right now, she wouldn't exactly mind it.
Currently, Uzume was holding back her said totally favorite Sun Goddess from, quite literally, getting most of them killed!
"UZUME! YOU STUPID BITCH! LEMME GO! RIGHT NOW!"
Well, she's one hundred percent becoming ash after this, so there's that.
Oh yeah. By holding her back, she meant that literally as well, by the way.
Right now, Uzume was holding up her little short stuff of a Sun Goddess by the waist, as said Goddess flailed around wildly like a rabid poodle, trying to escape her grasp.
"I'll l-let you go if you promise not to grab your bow an-" Uzume wasn't allowed to finish, of course.
"I'M PICKING UP MY BOW!" Ama looked back, her eyes glowing and spinning wildly whilst she screamed back at her, "In FACT! HACHI! GET ME MY BOW! RIGHT NOW!"
Oh, rightthey're also not alone.
Currently, they are in the Throne Room, though this whole song and dance they're doing now had started in Ama's room.
She had managed to escape Uzume's grasp a few times. She'd just had to chase her down and snatch her back up again.
Though by that time, they'd started gaining a crowd, as one tends to do when their chief god is screaming about nuking the center of the strongest religion on the planet.
Hachi, or Hachiman, their God of War whom Ama had just called out to, stood there silently, wearing a long formal and traditional gold and black, his ever-present spear held at his side.
His weathered old face simply looked at his chief god and said nothing, as he did exactly nothing.
He wasn't the only one amongst them, however.
Inari stood off to the side, amused by seemingly everything going on around her.
Omoikane, their God of Wisdom and Knowledge, stood amongst the circle of deities around them, worried and fretting. He wore the long white traditional robe those ancient Japanese magicians used to wear, alongside a pair of glasses.
Personally, Uzume always thought he kind of looked like a nerd, even before the concept came to be. Then, when anime became a thing, she was always pretty sure every 'smart glasses guy' friend character was based on him.
He was supposed to be Ama's chief advisor, but he wasn't doing much advising right now.
Not like Ama would take any he'd give right now.
There were others amongst them, a couple of dragon and oni-looking guys, gods of the wind, water, and lightning, and even more beyond them, both Earthly and Heavenly alike, though Uzume didn't care to register them in her head, despite how incredibly rare and nearly unprecedented all things considered this event is.
She was a bit busy, remember.
"Ngghhh! Hachi! What did I say!? MY! BOW!" Ama tried again, still attempting to claw her way out of her grip.
"M-Mmm!" Uzume bucked slightly as the obsidian-haired little goddess in her arms nearly flew out of them again.
Honestly, it should say something that Ama is so mad she doesn't even consider that she could overpower her quite easily.
Beyond just physically, after all
Across the room, inside a crater in one of the walls, is the smoking figure of another kami, a silver-haired god whose violet eyes are deadpanning at the scene before him.
Tsukuyomi, the God of the Moon, Ama's former husbandand brother.
He isn't even supposed to be allowed here, but he came down once he heard the commotion to try and stop her.
And, well, Uzume got a front-row seat watching as she blasted him across the room with a single wave of her hand into the place he decided it would be a good idea to remain.
If he wanted to stay alive, that'd be for the best.
The thing is, he, Susanoo, and Inari are the only ones amongst them who come close to matching her.
If they were all together, they might be able to forcibly stop her rampage.
"Ugh! Damn you all! Uzu!" She turned and gave her full attention toward Uzume, "Let, me, go, NOW!"
"E-EEP!" Uzume cried out as she turned her full body just in time for Ama to open her mouth and for the stream of solar flames to pour out from her mouth.
Thankfully, though, due to her turning, she effectively moved out of the way.
Unfortunately, this made her essentially the wielder of a Sun Goddess flamethrower, which was waved toward all the other gods in the room.
A discordant chorus of roars and panicked shouts echoed out as the flames lashed out at them, causing them all to scatter.
In the edge of her vision, she sees the door to the Throne Room open, and for a second, hope enters her heart!
Takemikazuchi stood there at the door, looking into the room with a blank look on his face, his eyes tracing where the lashes of golden solar fire flew.
That hope promptly shatters as he promptly shuts the door without entering, muttering something to himself.
Uzume can't say she blames him.
Still, screw him!
Tsukuyomi twitched in his place in the wall, "...Siste-"
He barely got a single word out before he was engulfed by a lash of flames, and promptly shut up.
Then, as the lash continued into more of a beam, Uzume realized that it was one hundred percent targeted.
She looked over and found Ama intentionally looking and eyeing him now, or where he would be in the golden inferno.
It was over soon after, leaving a charred Tsukuyomi who didn't look the least bit pained despite being a whole other color and within an actual smoking glowing crater.
He merely looked far more dead inside.
Ama gave a vindictive chuckle his way. "Now then," she uttered slowly, her pure golden aura slowly coming to life around her as she turned her head to face Uzume once again.
Uzume winced in pain; that aura was hot.
And not in a good way, either!
"I'm done playing around." Ama ground out, "Put me down, so I can get my bow, and make the Vatican not exist anymore!"
The hissing that followed wasn't from Ama, but from Uzume's hands and arms as they started to burn.
"A-Ama" Uzume tried, but it was clear that she wasn't having it anymore.
"Don't Ama me! They deserve it! They've always deserved it! Especially now!" Ama fired back, somewhat manically, "Everyone knows it! Everyone else in the world would support us if we did! Because we'd have the balls to do what they won't despite Him existing!"
"Y-You can't be sure-"
"I'M SURE ENOUGH!" Her aura flared.
"A-Anghh!?" She cried out in sheer burning pain, yet refused to let go.
"YouYou aren't even supposed to be here right now," Ama continued, ranting. "I'll forgive youif you let me go right now."
Uzume had come almost as soon as she felt the fight begin right outside Japan, the fight between Nori and the Church's Strongest Exorcist.
She had no clue how that even happened! Last she heard, he was going after the sword. That was the plan, wasn't it!?
In any event, she rushed to Ama's side because she knew she'd be watching, and she didn't want Ama to do anythingrash.
Once it was all said and done, that's exactly what she had tried to do.
Never mind the fact that he was alive and fine after! Never mind the fact that something was off about all this in the first place!
No, all Ama saw was the Strongest Exorcist drowning and crushing her precious baby boy, and that's all that mattered to her.
So for hours now, she's had to deal with this.
If only one of her children were here, she'd listen to them, wouldn't she? If she could, she'd have gotten Nori by now, butwell, she's been busy!
"...N-No." Uzume grunts out, sternly yet simply, pushing through all the pain.
Ama's gaze sharpened before she gritted her teeth as rage took over her face once again.
Uzume promptly braced herself for the little girl goddess to start thrashing around in her arms once again, only instead, something pricked at the edge of her senses.
Maybe Tsukuyomi might have felt it as well, but Ama clearly couldn't, enraged as she was.
But she sure as hell noticed when something broke through the Throne Room's window, forcing her to perk up and half twist to look in the sound's direction.
Uzume, though, finally let herself sigh and sag down in relief.
Flopping onto the floor rather ungracefully was the young man she was just thinking about earlier.
"Uggghh" Noriaki groaned, less out of pain and more out of annoyance, as broken bits of the palace's windows fell around him.
Then he looked up from the ground, saw the room, and just stared.
Half of the room was burning and black, Tsukuyomi was in a smoking crater in the far wall, and there she was, holding his mother like she was rabid possumhell, with the look in her eyes right now? She probably looked like one was as well.
Uzume could see the moment realization set in on his face, and he grimaced.
Good! He knows this is his fault! Little jerk!
Now to start plotting what she can get out of this!
It took everything that Uzume had to not split into a mischievous grin as she began to plot
~ A New Sun ~
Oi. Uzume. Why do you look like you're planning something really dumb?
Hnn, never mind, that's not the thing to focus on.
Better question!
I pointedly stared at Ama, "...why do you look like a rabid chihuahua?"
Seriously, her face is giving off those kinds of angry vibes, and although I have a guess, I don't think she'd crash out this hard overme, right?
Right?
Unfortunately, or maybe rather, fortunately, my small female lookalike doesn't exactly give me a response.
Instead, as she sees me, her manic and twistedly grit teethlook slowly smothered down with a frown, then a somewhat gaping stare.
Then, she's a blurred mass heading toward me.
I barely hear Uzume's shocked yelp as the purple-harried goddess is sent sprawling to the floor before it registers what exactly is coming my way.
In that moment, I release the hold I've had on my powers to keep them suppressed and myself in stealth, allowing them to surge to the surface as I catch the speeding goddess.
Barely.
She slams into me so hard, so fast, I'm sent skidding back several feet and nearly through the windows once again at my back, barely able to stop myself before that happens.
Yet, I manage, and my reward isa trembling little goddess, clinging onto my torso for dear life.
"Jeez" I huff, gently pat her head, and look around the room once more.
With my senses back, I can feel what I pretty much confirmed with my eyes. A flaming tornado blasted through here- Ama's flaming tornado.
Next to the throne, near the center back of the room, Uzume was left laid out. She's got these nasty-looking burns across her hands and arms that made even me wince.
Additionally, in the opposite wall, almost perfectly across from Uzume, is another personthough he's too charred black to make out.
I feel his divine power, though, and recognize him instantly from that.
Tsukuyomi, my other uncle.
Hedoesn't look good, but his face isn't showing it, so I can't say for certain.
In the periphery of my senses, I can feel several other deities, all fairly strong, much stronger than the mob outside, sometimes several times over.
I recognize Inari amongst them, but not anyone else.
Slowly, they begin to poke their heads and peek in, clearly intrigued by my appearance.
I don't care about them, though, not right now, so I ignore them and carry on with what matters.
Lifting her whilst holding Ama close to me, I make my way over to Uzume, having to sort of waddle slightly because Ama refuses to move all that much.
When I do finally make it though, holding out my hand and healing the purple-haired goddess is far easier.
Uzume lets out a shuddering sigh of relief as I do, and when I'm done, I softly ask of her, "When you get back, could you tell Rose and Kuroka that I might," my gaze shifts to Ama for a split second, "...take a little while longer then I thought getting back to them?"
Uzume looks up at me and nods easily enough.
I then turn toward my other, probably cooler uncle, only for said god to hold out a hand and stop me from approaching altogether.
"Not a good idea." he voices, waving toward my current chest plate.
Whichfair enough.
"But" I go to ask what he's going to do about being charbroiled.
Only for him to interrupt me by sliding off the wall and landing on his face, acting seemingly not worse for wear.
He shakes himself off, causing all the black char and sot to fall off him like he was in some sort of cartoon show, leaving his outfit, a blue and white traditional robe, spotless.
The only thing that marked him as hurt, kind of, was his skin being slightly tinted pink.
At my bewildered stare, he merely shrugged, giving me a small smug smile, "I figured out how to deal with her a while ago, so don't worry about me, alright?"
At his words, I nodded.
Then, I slowly reached out and lowered my chest plate's arm that was starting to extend and point toward him, steadily bringing it back against me.
With that all sorted, I looked down at the trembling goddess in arms before speaking aloud to everyone else, in or just outside.
"I'll be taking her to her room, alright!? Don't any of you disturb us!"
My shout wasn't meant with any objections, and so I turned and waddled away with her.
Inside the confines of my mind, I allowed myself to sigh, though.
Here I was, expecting an easy walk-in, telling everyone the good news before asking if it'd be fine to hit up Asgard for something
Instead, as I look down, and see the trembling form of my mother looking damn near ready to burst into tears and breakdown, the full totality of what I'm getting instead steps in.
Consequences of my actions indeed.
I'm not going to lie.
I've got no idea how the hell I'm supposed to start this conversation.
Or, if I even should start one at all.
Instead, I'm lying in a bean bag chair in her room, probably the same one I was lounging in the last time I was here, with my mother clinging to my chest and using me as a body pillow.
Her room hasn't changed at all since then, by the way. Not that I expected it to.
Unfortunately so anyhow, because that means I've got nothing new to stare at as I sort of awkwardly pat the small woman lying on me across the back.
We've been like this for some time now, ever since we got in herejust like this.
She stopped trembling pretty soon after I plopped down, and her breathing had long since stabilized before even then, so at least that's something, right?
Yeah, we can't keep staying like this.
"How are you feeling?" I softly try asking.
The room being as silent as it is makes the question sound far louder than I intended.
Despite that though? She doesn't even flinch.
Or do anything.
But I don't get nothing.
"...Mmm."
A sound, sort of like a hum, comes from her.
That's it.
But at least it's something!
Tentatively, I tried again, "Sohow much of that battle did you see?"
This is something I desperately need to know, because depending on how much or what she specifically saw could color her impression of what happened drastically.
Something as simple as tuning in a little late, and seeing only from the point after Dulio attacked me, would give her a very different idea of what happened compared to actually watching the full thing, start to finish, for instance.
At my second question though, her breathing abruptly stilled.
Internally, I immediately began panicking, and as her grip on my clothes began to tighten, I braced forsomething not very good to happen, even if I didn't know what I was bracing for.
Until she responded.
"Enough."
A singular word, the sound muffled as her face was dug into my robe, and that was seemingly all that I was going to get.
At least she didn't start breathing fire and shooting light out of her eyes.
I resisted the urge to click my tongue, instead slowly frowning up at the ceiling.
I'm quickly concluding that this isn't going to work.
By this, I of course mean this back and forth.
I don't want her to freak out again, so taking it slow might be a bit better, but at the same time
Seeing her like this hurts.
It's all my fault, too. I know that. I didn't even think to tell her what was going on, or what my plan was, and it's not like Uzume didn't make it very clear that Ama here tends to get fairlyemotional. Easily.
And then ruled by said emotions even easier.
See the Throne Room from earlier.
So, how best to deal with everything?
Well, how do I deal with most things nowadays?
Oh yeah.
Head on.
And with minimal regard for my safety!
"So," I start again, this time far more casually, "I've got the True Longinus stuffed under my bed next to a pink bat that I made that specifically knocked the horny emotions out of people."
Silence.
Pure, absolute, pin-drop silence.
I feel the poor woman on top of my chest stop breathing altogether all of a sudden.
Until slowly, ever so slowly, she moves her head and looks up.
Her mouth was slightly agape, and her eyes were slightly bloodshot, though I don't recall her crying, so I'm not sure what that's about.
"Iwha?" She uttered, completely and utterly baffled.
Hey, look at that! Two words! Progress!
I nodded, and hummed sagely, "Remember that mass of Sacred Gear wielders that hit up Kyoto and Kuoh a little bit ago? Yeah, well, one of em' had the Spear of Destiny."
"WhaWait, but that, why d-didn't I?" She began sputtering out.
I shrugged, "Probably because I didn't tell anyone else about it besides the girls back at my home. Well, most." I rub my chin, "I don't think Uzume knows."
She had been gone a lot around the time the thing with the Hero Faction went down, and I know I told Kuroka and Shirone, Rose found it by accident while cleaning
When Uzume did get back, she was mostly passed the hell out.
After a moment, I nod, and amend myself, "No, I know she doesn't."
Unless she's crawling under my bed for some reason when I'm not there.
Not sure why she would be, though.
"Okay, b-but then" She tries to find the words, but I can see it in the way her eyes cloud up, just how overwhelmed she is.
"Why didn't I say anything to you?" I ask for her.
After a moment, she gulps and nods, "Y-Yes, Nori, that's not something"
I held up a hand, stopping the lecture I knew she wanted to give but wouldn't be able to word properly anyway.
I move my hand down, patting her on the head as I sigh before answering, "I decided, due to how unprecedented this kind of situation was, to keep knowledge of it on the down low. Not even all my girls know, and you not originally knowing isn't due to my not trusting you or anything."
"In fact," I pause to snort, "I'd wager you're far more trustworthy than Uzume. She'd get drunk and half the Japanese Supernatural World would know by midnight."
Ama merely blinked at me for that, before breaking out into a small fit of weak chuckles.
"Y-Yeah, yeah." She smiles, slightly, "You're probably right about that." Unfortunately, that smile quickly fades away, "Still, Nori, that"
She takes a moment, putting a hand to her mouth and closing her eyes, taking a deep, deep centering breath, before exhaling, and looking at me with a far more focused and sharper eye than I've seen of her thus far today.
"I havemany, many questions." She stated simply.
"And I probably have the answers." I responded in kind.
What followed is basically the same conversation I've had before, twice over, with the others.
Why didn't the Spear disappear back into the system? Why did I take it? Why did I put it under my bed specifically?
That kind of stuff.
By the end of it all, Ama was looking away from me in slight shame, while I just gave her this knowing look.
"Come ooonn~!" I prodded, "Where would you have put it if I did give it to you? Hmm~?"
She started pouting, adorably might I add, before finally giving in and practically whispering, "...under my bed too."
Heh! Called it~!
I hummed and nodded along at her words, "They always expect a sealed up and heavily guarded vault, they never suspect the good ol' under-the-bed trick."
Ama huffed, smacking me on the chest, playfully.
I then proceeded to cackle like a season one villain from your average cartoon show, which only prompted her to continue smacking me more.
Each one was just as effective as the last, which is to say not at all, but still, she's trying at least!
Unfortunately, though, the good vibes have to come to an end, as I slowly calm it down, going into a long drawn-out sigh.
"That's all backstory though." I abruptly say, causing Ama to perk up, though not all that much, "As I'm sure you've already caught on" I trail off slowly, and Ama picks it up.
"Mhmm." She hums, nodding grimly, "He came for the spear, didn't he?"
Somehow, I don't think Ama likes Dulio all that much.
I wonder why?
"They came for the spear." I corrected her, prompting her to narrow her eyes at me.
"There were more!?" Ama exclaimed through gritted teeth.
Seeing obvious indications that her anger was rising once again, I moved, patting her on the head soothingly.
"Yes, there were," I state, calmly and softly, "but before you start trying to fire light out of your eyes, let me explain, okay?"
Ama's eye twitched, but she slowly nodded nonetheless.
And so I took it.
I explained, right from the beginning, all the way up to my bout with Dulio.
From my scouting out the Tokyo Cathedral for the Holy Spirit Sword to first seeing Dulio, to the Church Girls, forging the fake spear, everything.
Throughout the entire thing, I watched her face shift here and there, but to my surprise, the most consistent emotion on her face wasshock herself.
By the end of it all, talking about it just made me tired again, as though I had gone through it all once more for real rather than just speaking about it.
As for Ama? She lookedincredibly conflicted. Her eyes refused to meet my gaze, her mouth was a line, halfway between smiling and frowning, like it couldn't tell which way to lean.
Eventually though, after a long pause, she closed her eyes, and nodded, "That's, Imay have overreacted a little bit." She admitted with a sigh, "It was all so sudden, you know?" She slowly looked up at me, her eyes opening to reveal them beginning to mist over, "I felt the storms forming over the country, felt your power blast through them, and when it cleared, I saw your battle in the ocean, I feltt-thought"
Her grip on my robes shook with how hard she held on now, feeling like at any moment, the cloth could be torn with her grip.
"Uzume t-tried to calm me down, I know she did!" Ama lowered her gaze, her head, back into my robe, "The o-others as well, I justI c-c-couldn'tHnnn~!"
Her entire body began shuddering, and I took that as my cue to wrap my arms around her, and just simply hold her.
"I know, and I'm sorry." I uttered down at her, "I should have said something to you before I went through with it all, I should have known how'd you react tothat. But I didn't even think about any of that, and that's on me."
Trauma is a bitch. Especially for gods, apparently. Therapy as a concept doesn't seem to exist for them.
I know she'd be fine if smaller stuff went down, worried, probably, but she'd be fine. Big stuff like this, though? One of the stronger beings in the world turning up and me fighting him?
Even if it was part of the plan, even if I knew I ultimately wasn't going to die or anything, wellnot giving at least a heads-up to her was kind of cruel.
A chorus of sniffles erupted in my arms, as Ama tried to reply, "...I-It's, okay, it's not really okay okay, but I know I o-overreacted" She shook her against my chest, "Mmm! I hurt Uzu, really badly, andand I guess Tsuku too, and I probably stirred up the entirety of Takamagahara something fierce, didn't I?"
I snorted, "Something fierce is putting it lightly."
"E-Eh!?" Ama suddenly perked up, allowing me to finally see the small streams of tears falling down her face, "Wait! They haven't started killing each other again, have they!?"
Again?
"Uh, no?" I tried, concerned, "Last I saw, they were throwing around attacks though."
Ama groaned, her face falling back into my robe as she flailed her feet around and gave a muffled scream of, "Why are they like this!?"
What followed was a quick flurry of uttered, muffled, babbling, of which I managed to only pick up only a couple of sentences.
Stuff about cleanup being a bitch, and calling them the '8 million babies'...or something to that effect.
After she lets it all out, she lets out a low, tired sigh, and just lays there on top of me, once again still.
"...Sorry about that." She says, plainly, "They justreally get on my nerves. They're all sheep, and I still wonder why the Ancestors thought they needed to exist."
I winced at that. Damn. Harsh.
But also fair, they didn't exactly seem vital to running the place.
"Eh, don't worry about it." I wave her off, "I can see why you'd say thatunfortunately."
She chuckles dryly at that before adding, "Imagine having to live with them"
I cringe and shudder, causing her chuckle to turn genuine, albeit only briefly before it dies down entirely.
At that moment, the two of us just lay there on that bean bag chair, content with the silence, still holding one another.
Until Ama broke it all with a sigh.
"You know, I'd love to stay like this for a long time, but I really shouldn't" she starts mumbling, sadly, "I really should go clean up the mess I started, before it gets worse."
I hum, before stating, "I'm hearing a lot of should, not a lot of need to ya know?"
"II know." She grumbles, "I don't want you to go. In fact, I really should ground you. Make you stay here with me for a while!" She threatens with this adorable little angry pout.
I couldn't help the coy little chuckle I let out in response, before following up and adding, "You know, I'm not a kid, you technically can't-"
Ama holds up a finger to cut me off, interjecting with, "Well, actually, the legal age in Japan is technically 20, Nori. So, technicallyyes, yes I can." She finishes with a smirk.
I blink, several times at that.
The legal adult age in Japan is twenty!? Since fucking when?!
Oh well, I have a counter to this!
I look her back, dead in the eye, "The legal age of consent in Japan is also 13."
That promptly caused her to flinch so hard she nearly fell off me and the chair, "W-What!? Nori! What does that have to do with anything!?"
"I'm just saying," I continue, "we probably shouldn't take the legal age of such things so seriously, ya know?"
Ama clicked her tongue at that, before slowly relenting, "Mmmm-Okay! Fine! I won't ground you, then, but I-"
This time, it was my turn to interrupt her, by booping her on the nose so suddenly, she perked up and went cross-eyed for a second trying to catch sight of it.
"I know," I smile at her, "I'll come back to visit soon, and I'll stay for a little while. Might as well. Been a bit curious to finally meet my half-siblings, anyhow."
Although, speaking of them, shouldn't they be around right now? Or did they cut and run once Ama here started getting a little fire-breathy.
"So, we'll take care of two birds with one stone. How's that sound?" I raise an eyebrow at her and finish by asking.
Ama just stares for a second, before abruptly reaching up and grabbing my cheeks with both her hands!
Her stare becomes intense, drilling into my eyes as she asks, "...you promise?"
I nod, resolutely, "Yeah, I promise."
Another second of more intense staring that borders on becoming awkward follow, before she just as abruptly as this started, lets go of my cheeks, and nods, pleased.
"Good!" She exclaims, and beams a smile right back, one that was much stronger compared to before.
Can't say whether or not I'm looking forward to seeing more of this place, but I suppose time will tell there.
Oh, right, another thing!
"You know, I wouldn't mind staying around now," I start up again, adding, "but I got something else I promised to do first. Which has to do with partly why I originally came up here."
Ama tilts her head at me, "Oh? Partly?"
I nod, "Yup. One, I wanted to make sure I wouldn't start an inter-pantheon incident or something going to Asgard."
At that, Ama gave me a long, long blink.
"...Why do you want to go to Asgard, Nori?"
Oi. Why does she sound like she's accusing me of something already?
In response, I answer as simply as I can.
"It's for a girl."
"...A girl."
"Mhmm!"
Slowly, her face morphs to give me the most blank of all stares.
My face remains unchanged, still smiling straight at her.
It doesn't take her long before she gives it up, and sighs, "Okay, yeah, you can go to Asgard without incident, just showing up should be fine, if a little weird, we haven't started doing the big stuff we wanted to do together yet, but, visiting? Should be fine."
Nice!
Then Ama started pouting again, puffing out her cheeks, and grumbling, "Can't believe it, my son forgets to tell me about something likethat, but has enough foresight for doing something like this? Hmph!"
You know what? That's fair.
"Yeah, yeah," I chuckle out, "I know. What can I say? My brain works in mysterious ways."
"You mean your brain works more like Uzu's, and every day I regret letting her near you more and more." She 'corrects' with the flattest deaf tone I think I've ever heard from her.
Not going to lie, that felt like a sucker punch straight to the gut.
But you know what? It's fine, I'll let her have that one. She deserves that at least.
I click my tongue, and change the subject back, "Anyhow, the other part of why I originally came up here?" Ama gives me an unimpressed look, clearly expecting something stupid.
"I got the Kusanagi back from the Church."
Which is why I made sure to memorize every detail of her face as the whiplash of what I said hit her all at once.
"...Wait what?" She asked, slack-jawed, eyes wide, looking at me in pure disbelief.
I did leave that bit out of my explanation of events and plan earlier, wanting that to be its own separate thing.
I nodded a couple of times, "Yup. Though to be more precise, they gave it back. Left it in a box next to me while I was out."
"...Y-You're sure?" She asks, quickly, almost a touch apprehensive or afraid, "You're positive it was the right sword?"
I nod once more, my smile growing, "I recognized the Holy Spirit Power in the core almost immediately. It's one of the treasures, the real deal."
For a precious few seconds, Ama just stares at me, like she's trying to parse out that what I'm saying is true, that there is no joke, no punchline, no gag here.
When she doesn't see any, because I'm not joking of course, her face slowly breaks out in a grin. A very wide grin.
"Heeheehee" It starts as a low chuckle, and her entire body begins shuddering as if she's trying to contain whatever's coming.
It doesn't take long at all for her to fail at doing that though.
"Heehaa, hahaha! HAH!" Her chuckle turns into a full-on wheezing belly laugh, straight into my chest, as she clings to my robe for dear life.
I can't say I saw this reaction coming exactly, but it's still pretty good, so I'll take it!
"They got scammed! SCAMMED! Haaah!" Ama starts ranting in between fits of giggling, "That's what they deserve too! Gosh, I almost wish they would find out just how bad they got it! Just so I can watch their seething faces! Heeheeee!"
Hmm, she's not stopping. That's probably not good, is it?
Ah, well, I let her have thisfeels like this moment has been a long time coming from her, so I'll just let her be.
Better a cackling giggling mess over a crying breakdown, anyway.
Internally though, I let out a light sigh of relief.
It was a little awkward at first, but I think I ended up going well, ultimately. Not the worst kind of drama I've had to deal with.
However, I suspect meeting the full extended family is going to be a slightlydifferent affair.
I hope not, but somehow, I doubt I'm that lucky.
In any event, I'll stay with Ama here for a little while longer, then head on back.
Normally, I'd be planning for my time with Rose, but frankly, I have no way of doing that since I don't know anything about Asgard in the first place.
The idea remains the same though.
I want to try and give Rose what she missed out on in Asgard, so surely she's gotta know of some places couples do stuff around there.
If not, if she was that isolated, then I suppose we'll have to wing it!
Either way though, I can't wait!
Within a beam of golden light, I appear directly outside my residence in the Kyoto Palace, back home at long last, finally letting me breathe a sigh of relief.
Well, I say 'at long last', but it hasn't been that long. Ama couldn't hold me forever, she had actual work to do and all that, so I'm only really looking at being back a good few hours or so later than I expected.
I don't know how exactly she's supposed to deal with that horde of uncountable toddlers, but hey, she's dealt with them numerous times before, so I assume she has something worked out.
Threats with lightning seemed to work for a time, maybe threats with sunfire are far more permanent?
Somehow, I doubt it.
In any event, none of that is for me to worry about!
My gaze sharpens, and my hand abruptly halts midway as I reach for the front door.
Why?
I sense only one presence inside, and it's a familiar alright, the problem is she's the only one.
It's just Rose inside, and I can feel her quickly rushing down, presumably to see me right away as I come in.
Now, usually, I'd be all for this completely; hell, I'm kind of a little excited right now as is!
There's a slight issue with that, though, and what's causing me to be just a tad more than a little tentative is just who this girl was with previously.
Who knows what Kuroka and Suza told her to try and do before the latter ran offsomewhere?
I almost want to say Kuroka ran off to hide. That's my knee-jerk response to this, that she told Rose doing something lewd and or stupid when I got back would be romantic or what have you, then she ran off to delay the inevitable consequences.
The keyword there is delay.
Then again, Rose is a bit naive and inexperienced when it comes to this stuff, but she isn't outright stupid enough to fall far Kuroka's blatantly obvious traps and bullshit.
I click my tongue, ultimately deciding now isn't the time for further guesswork when I can just see for myself.
So, ejecting those thoughts with a shake of my head, I grab hold of the handle and allow Rose the time she needs to get ready forwhatever she's going to do.
As I thought, she headed straight to the main entrance area beyond the door and stood almost dead center within it so that when I opened this door, she'd be the first thing I saw.
She doesn't move an inch more, so I push open the door and step inside.
My jaw damn near unhinges itself and slams into the floor.
"U-Um" Rose stands there, a light blush across her face, her shy nervous gaze directed off to a corner of the room, and only occasionally flickering to my face to view my reaction, "W-Welcome home, d-darl" Rose stutters and stops herself for a moment, her blush practically blazing now, "Nori! Welcome home, N-Nori!"
Okay.
That? That was adorable.
Next thing?
Holy me, she's bloody gorgeous.
I was expecting something lewd, not something sosoI don't have the words!
She's clad in a simple long white sleeveless sundress, with a sprinkling of light blue dots across the fabric. Additionally, she's wearing a flower crown around her neck, made up of what I think might be lilies, and a light brown sun hat with a few of the same flowers stuck on the side of the rim.
It sounds simple to describe, but really, Rose rocks it.
I'm not going to lie. The girl looks like straight-up wife material right now!
Now, granted, it's not like she wasn't already wife material, but the clothes bring it all out.
I think that's ultimately what was being gone for here, right? Considering what Rose tried to say first, that's probably something Kuroka told her to say. It gives off that feeling.
Now, how do I want to go about this?
Slowly, I feel a smile creep up onto my face as I step inside and close the door behind me.
Internally, I curse Kuroka for being such a terrible influence.
"It's good to be back~!" I hum, happily, stepping right up to the silver-haired girl, "Especially now"
"O-Oh? T-That's goOOD-!?" Rose flinches and interrupts herself, as I put a hand on her face, my thumb brushing against her cheek, and wrap my other arm around her waist, pulling her right up against me, "What are y-you?" Rose began in a hushed and hurried breath, stopping once more as her eyes finally fully met my own.
My smile was beaming as I began, "You know, it's at times like this when I'm reminded what an absolutely beautiful gem you are, and just how blind those fools across the world up north are~..." I murmur, sincerely, with only a slight bit of husk.
I couldn't eliminate it, Rose's considerably large and soft chest was pushing against me right now after all, but I did my best!
At my words, Rose's eyes widened, her breath hitching as actual tears pricked the corners of her eyes.
She tried to look away.
Fortunately, my hand on her face prevented such a move.
Instead, all she managed was a biting of her lip and a breathless, "Y-Youdon't say things like!"
My smile turns into an easygoing smirk. "Too late. I've got more if you'd like?"
"Mmmm! Please, don't!" She whined in response, to which I gave an exaggerated huff and shake of my head.
"One of these days," I began, far more serious, "I'm going to compliment you so much you're going to forget every last insult they threw at you, got that?"
Rose blinked at my words; this time, it took a moment for what I said to finally sink in.
When it did, her face completely lit up, and yet despite that, she only gave a small, almost sad smile, "...Right. Are you sure you'll be able to manage that?"
Hmm, someone doesn't sound so sure of me, huh?
In response, I flashed her another far brighter smile and quite literally swept her off her feet, into my arms, picking her up and holding her there like a princess.
"EH!?" She exclaims in shock, one of her arms quickly wrapping around my shoulders to stabilize herself.
Before she can even utter another word in surprise, I look down at her and say, "Yeah, I'm very sure. After all," I let out a gentle chuckle, as my eyes very obviously scanned her entire form, "there's so much to compliment" I let my words trail off from there, just like my eyes.
"II see~...?" Rose shivered at my gaze and words, but judging by the way her smile grew just a bit more from last time, I think it's safe to say that was a pleased shiver.
With that out of the way, I carried her over to the living area, where there was a nice and empty soft couch to sit on, just for a moment.
Of course, I didn't let her go upon reaching it.
Instead, I sat down and then brought Rose with me, setting her down sideways on my lap.
The poor girl looked pretty confused about what to do now but not uncomfortable or awkward in any manner.
In fact, when I sat her down, she was the one who steadily started scooting closer to me, completely of her own volition!
At the same time, though, I couldn't just have her sitting there going 'Oh', 'Uh', 'Um', and so forth all the time, so I wrapped an arm around her waist once more, holding her as I took the lead in the conversation once more.
"First things first," I began again, "I should probably apologize forwell, leaving you like that earlier. Then showing back up a little later than expected."
Rose perked up, then pouted a bit, "It'snot much of a problem, I suppose. Kuroka waswell, she tried to get me to try on all this stuff, gave me all this 'advice,' and such. Then tried to claim I should call her big sis all of a sudden?"
I stared, deadpanning at the wall whilst listening to that.
"Not even slightly surprised to hear any of that," I huff, adding, "Is she the one that told you to call me 'darling'?"
Rose's blush magnified once more. "Y-You caught that?"
My deadpanning turning to her only made her blush more.
"Yeah. Don't worry, I wouldn't mind, you are perfect wife material after al-" Her pale hand practically slammed into my mouth, stopping my words dead in their tracks.
Rose's blush had turned atomic at this point, and I think I could even see little swirlies in her eyes as she gasped out a breath, slowly trying to get her bearings.
Cute~!
Thankfully, it didn't take long for her to get said bearings back, calming down to the point her face only had a light dusting of pink.
Unfortunately, she continued like I didn't just mention her being perfect material.
Sadge.
"Ahem. Right, anyhow!" Rose finally removed her hand from my mouth, "Suza, ah, big sis Suza was far more helpful, in my opinion." She smiled gratefully. "Much of her advice seemed far lessah, debasing, much more helpful. She was also much more mindful of costs and such!"
I couldn't help but wince for Kuroka there, despite my growing mocking smirk, "Damn, you called Suza-chan big sis, but not Kuroka? Kinda wish I could have seen her reaction. I bet it was glorious."
Also, it makes sense. Suza always came off to me as the more mature and stable version of Akeno. Of course, her advice wouldn't be complete garbage or just lewd.
Though, ain't it a bit odd how she still took at least a little bit of Kuroka's advice regardless? Like for the whole 'darling' thing?
Rose tilted her head consideringly at that, "I couldn't say, she sort of just skulked away after we were done. I don't know where she went."
"Probably went to bother her sister." I mused, not like she could go anywhere else.
With a nod of her head, Rose accepts that, before moving on, "All in all, I can confidently say I learnedmuch." Her flush deepened ever so slightly.
"Good!" I pat her gently on the back, "I'm glad that wasn't all just torture for you then. As for me" I grimace, before going into what kept me for a little while longer.
Takamagahara, Ama's wholething, the works.
By the end of it all, Rose looked understanding, along with being a bit disappointed.
I thought, and completely assumed, she was disappointed in me and had already accepted that as fact.
Instead?
"I see" Rose nodded grimly as I finished my explanation. "I probably should have seen something like this coming, Noriaki. I apologize for not notifi- EEP!?"
She squeaked and shrieked as I gripped her waist just a touch tighter, intentionally interrupting her.
"Hey now." I started before she could pipe back up, "Don't you start going there with me, blaming yourself for something like that. This is all on me, not you, not anyone else, got it?"
Rose looked very unsure, "But, in our contract, my duty-EEP!? H-Hey!" She whined as I did it again.
"What about our contract?" I snorted, ignoring her whining entirely. "None of that matters. You were barely involved with that quickly thrown-together plan. Hell, you didn't even know about it until it neared its end anyhow."
"Still!"
"Still nothing." I cut her off shortly, before smiling at her, "Listen, alright? None of that was on you. I want to make that abundantly clear for you, because if you start trying to blame yourself for being a 'bad employee' or whatever, I will spank you. Understand?"
"S-Spank me!?" Rose cried out in shock, "Thatthat wasn't part of the contract!"
"It was not." I admit, easily, my smile growing, "It doesn't have to be, though; that's just how bad girls get treated. Has nothing to do with employment."
Rose shudders at my emphasis, her blush magnifying for the umpteenth time this night.
I eye her pointedly. "Got it?"
She nods, quickly, several times, "Y-Yes, Lo- Nori!"
Come on Rose, if you give me reactions like that, I'm going to start thinking you have a potential kink related to getting screwed by your handsome young boss.
Unfortunately, now is not the time to be thinking about, or trying to discover, Rose's kinks and fetishes.
"Good." I nod, satisfied. "Now that's all settledwhy don't we get a move on?"
Rose stills entirely, her only motion being a single befuddled blink.
"Eh?" She eventually squeaks out, confused.
Huh. Deja vu.
Regardless, I nod. "Yup. Wanna go out now?"
"B-But isn't it too late now?" Rose started, concerned, with quickly growing panic, "And too cold! F-For me to wear this, I mean!?"
Okay, let's stop that now before she freaks out too much.
"I dunno," I shrug. "What's the weather looking like in Asgard around now?"
She freezes still once more.
Except this time, the panic doesn't get consumed by further confusion, instead, the exact opposite occurs, and her panic completely devours the confusion.
Whoops.
"Asgard?! W-Why!?" She exclaims, crying out in equal amounts fear and panic.
"Oooookay," I hum out, soothingly and low, as I pull her body closer against me, hugging her gently, "before you freak out anymore, listen first, alright?"
Rose nods, rapidly, several times, against my shoulder, and so I go on.
"To put it simply? I want to try and give you what you missed out on over there." Rose flinched at that particular mention, I merely patted her on the back gently as I went on, "I may not know what your life was like entirely over therebut, well, surely you saw places you wanted to go with someone," she twitched, "things you wanted to do," another twitch, "just stuff you missed out on there, ya know?"
I took a breath, as it seemed Rose had significantly calmed, before finishing with a gentle smile, "I just figuredwhy not try and make up for lost time?"
For a beat, Rose didn't say or do anything to even acknowledge my words.
For a second longer, I started getting worried, thinking the poor girl might have passed out in my lap or something!
Eventually, thankfully, she moved, slowly pulling away from me so she could look at me.
She looked almost on the verge of tears. Her eyes were closed, and yet despite that, I could see tears forming and peaking out around the edges. At the same time, however?
I don't think I've ever seen a more pained yet beautiful and sweet smile on someone's face, all at once.
"I" Rose uttered, sounding nearly breathless, barely managing her next words, "...Thank you. There should still besome daylight time in Asgard, just-" her breath hitched slightly, I think suppressing a sob, "...Please excuse me, so I can freshen up first?"
I don't say anything, I merely give her a polite nod.
She slides off my lap with ease and practically power-walks upstairs. I sense her position after she leaves my sight, going straight to the bathroom.
I slowly lean back into the couch as I hear the girl sobbing and bursting into tears.
All the while? Absolutely cussing out that old fuck Odin.
Or at least, I assume that's what she's doing. Her accent kicked into high gear almost as soon as she let loose, and I couldn't make out the specifics of what she was saying.
Oh well, as long as she's happy, yeah?
~ A New Sun ~
Thankfully, it didn't take long for Rose to finish 'freshening up'.
And you'd think, with how she looked when she did come back down, that she did freshen up!
Her cute little blush was gone, replaced instead by a much wider, far happier, glowing smile. There isn't a single tell of whatever exactly she was doing up there.
In addition, she was now also wearing sandals, but considering we're going out now, that isn't much of a surprise.
As for myself, I took the time as she was doingall that, to change out my robes for a fresh pair of robes that looked the same as before.
I would have put on my more formal robe and suit that I used way back when I first met Kunou and Yasaka, but I figured this was supposed to be a more fun thing, not a formal thing.
Onto the next thing of importance!
Getting to Asgard.
I stood up as Rose walked back in, her smile infecting me so much that I couldn't help but smile back at her. "So, we ready to head out now?"
Rose nodded, enthused, "I believe we are!"
"Nice! Thenhow do we get there, exactly?" I ask, a bit perplexed. "Do we have to call out that one guy's name for him to create a bridge?"
Rose just stared at me like I'd grown a second, third, and fourth head.
"...No?" She answered after a moment, "WhereWhere did you get any of that from?"
"A movie?" I tried, slightly abashed.
Even though the Thor movie doesn't come out for another few years.
The completely unimpressed deadpan she sent me made me finally understand how I look when dealing with stupidity.
Luckily, my suffering was short-lived, as she shook her head, sighed, and held up a finger before elaborating, "No, Nori, we just teleport there via magic." One of her magic circles bloomed into existence right above her finger, but after a moment she added with a tilt of her head, "Well, okay, technically, newcomers to Asgard are supposed to cross the Bifrost Bridge first, from Earth to Asgard, and there's this whole official processbut as a Valkyrie, even formerly, I have special access to a 'backdoor' if you will, which is what we will be using."
I raise an eyebrow. "Just like that."
She nods, easily, "Just like that, yes."
Well damn.
"Thatdoesn't seem very secure." I mused aloud, to which Rose gave a very tired sigh as she walked over to my side.
"You tell me," she grumbles, her accent slipping in slightly, "I tried telling Odin about the potential of it, but hedidn't particularly care."
That tracks.
"Although," Rose continues, a tad more shy, "I'm sort ofglad he didn't care to fix it. Now." The silver-haired girl admits, looking down with a slight blush.
I couldn't help but chuckle, reaching over and taking her free hand in mine, causing her to perk up.
"As am I." I smile right back, only inflaming her blush more.
Without another word, Rose threw down the circle spinning above her finger right in front of us, It expanded as soon as it hit the ground, turning into something almost resembling a devil-summoning circle.
Except, in this case, the circle was a deep lavender or violet color and adorned completely with what I'm fairly certain are Norse runes and other such symbols.
"Before we step through," Rose raises her voice, right as I'm about to take a step, "I highly recommend concealing your aura and power, just so we aren'tbothered. Alright?"
I nod in understanding and take a moment to do just that, closing my eyes and pulling in everything I can, just like I did back in Takamagahara.
"There we go."
When I open my eyes, to Rose and everyone else, it'll likely feel like I don't even exist, even if they don't look at me.
Judging by how all those oafs ignored Rose for so long, I don't think they'll find me any suspicious at all.
If they even notice I'm there.
Rose nodded, satisfied.
And then, we both stepped into the circle.
Befitting one of Rose's magic spells, we were gone practically as soon as we stepped in.
I probably should have braced myself for itI don't know why I was surprised, but with just one step, I was in a completely different world.
Literally.
My home had gone, the artificial lights and shadows peering down from the night sky and through the windows. Gone.
It was replaced by a fresh and new daytime sky, a bright blue, with the golden-yellow light of the sun peeking through the blue above.
There were no clouds, yet somehow, the light from the sun seemed dulled, blocked by something.
But I didn't have time to ruminate on that, as my gaze was drawn outward, into the distance, into the horizon.
It was all a single tree, a giant, megalithic ash tree that stretched up and up into the sky, so far up that not even my enhanced eyes could see where it ended.
It made the second biggest structure in the distance seem puny, like an ant in comparison, despite it also being considerable in size.
An old Norse hall that dwarfed both my homes in size combined, made entirely out of gleaming pure gold.
And to my surprise? There was more than just the one, although the one my eyes caught sight of first was most definitely the biggest, most grandiose of them all.
There were dozens of them though, large old Norse-styled long halls and palaces, made of pure gold.
Then, finally, my immediate surroundings came into view, and they were no less impressive.
Old Norse-style longhouses that are not entirely made of gold for once, but instead out of wood, the freshest, shiniest of woods. Each wall and roof is perfectly and meticulously carved with intricate and unique designs and embroidered with gold along the way to give each home a little more shine.
But it doesn't end there; of course, it doesn't stop there.
Amongst the homes, halls, and palaces were groves upon groves of trees, all sitting upon the same evergreen plains as the houses. They looked remarkably similar to ash trees, except the leaves were this dazzling red-gold color as if they were in a perpetual state of autumn.
And finally, connecting it all? These simple, well-worn, sandy-looking paths waved between each home, connecting everything like a maze.
So, for the second time today, I stopped and stared; my jaw almost fell out of my face and hit the floor.
I was only brought back to reality by the light and pleasant feminine giggling at my side and the slight tug of my hand.
I finally turned, looking to see Rose, the scenery as her backdropperfection. Actual perfection.
"Come on," she nudges along, giving me another tug, "there's no time to waste!"
That there is not.
As Rose started leading me around, I could only imagine the extremely stupid look on my face as I looked around, back and forth, to and fro.
Somewhere between 'a kid in a candy store', and 'blatantly awed tourist' is probably a good approximation.
It's just that as we went along, I simply couldn't stop comparing the place to Takamagahara.
I know it's kind of unfair, considering the circumstances I got to see each realm in are vastly different, and I know that's skewing my thoughts a bit.
ButI think I prefer Asgard to Takamagahara.
Oh, the Shinto Heavens are one hundred percent more 'heavenly' feeling, if that makes sense. You could feel it in the air there; every color popped, the place felt more, and it was far more interconnected with nature, or at least it felt like it on some level.
Here though? As we walked along the twisting dirt path, more and more of the land and its places began showing itselfwell. The differences, one major, became glaring.
Asgard felt alive.
An odd thing to say, isn't it?
The dirt path we walked on bent oddly at turns and random times, the building built alongside it and other branching paths never looked the same and were built on a need-by-need basis, rather than via careful city planning.
Occasionally, we walked past actual people outside their homes.
"No, no, boy! Like this!" A big man, almost stereotypical in his rough Viking appearance, held a massive battle axe over his shoulder.
He swung it down, cleaving the air in twine, before turning to a very young boy, barely able to walk, off to his side. Yet still, he wore tiny variations of the same Viking-inspired armor and carried a similarly tiny axe.
"R-Right, Father! HAH!" The boy swung his tiny weapon much the same, and although we had walked past the two by this point, so I couldn't see his face any longer
"Ohoho! That's it! That's my boy! Hah!"
The uproarious and proud laughter of the father told me all that I needed to know there.
That whole, tiny little interaction brought a smile to my face. My eyes slowly slid over to the face of the young woman still dragging me along, and I found much the same plastered across hers as well.
A small knowing smile.
The silence was comfortable, but I decided to break it out of pure curiosity.
"You miss it here?" I abruptly ask.
Rose startles a bit, turning her head slightly to look back at me. For a moment, she doesn't say anything, and her smile turns wistful.
"It's my home- well, not here, in this part of Asgard specifically!" she quickly corrects. "Butwell, it's my home. So many good memories, yet so many bad memories."
I nod in understanding. "Yeah, I feel that one. My old home right outside Kuoh Town is much the sameI just never really think about it too much."
Although, to be fair, that's likely because before that day on the mountain, there weren't many bad memories to think of per se. It's just a matter of could have beens, what ifs, a whole lot of lost lonely times. That type of deal.
"But when I do think of that placeI tend to prefer remembering the good." I add on with a wistful smile.
A flash of memory burns through my mind, of when Uzume taught a far younger me to dance.
Simpler times, man, simpler times.
Rose hummed at that, turning her head to look forward fully once again.
The silence once again settles, but it isn't long before it's broken again.
This time, it was by Rose herself.
"That kid and that father back there?" She begins, reminiscing, "Those two, they reminded me of the time my grandmother first showed me magic" And just as quickly as she began, she trailed off, lost in thought and memory.
I didn't require any more elaboration than that. I merely smiled at her, and let us continue walking in peace.
And so we do.
For what feels like apretty good amount of time.
Not that I have any problem with that!
See, going out or just a date doesn't always have to be about restaurants, movies, sightseeing, all that stuff.
In my mind, the time spent together is what matters at the end of the day.
So something like this? Holding hands and just walking through the home of at least one faction of the Norse Gods? Completely fine with it, as long as Rose is, too.
There is a slight issu,e though, in this case.
"C-C'monshouldn't it be around here!?"
I started hearing increasingly anxious mutterings like that from her over time.
And soon enough, Rose was looking around in a panic, clearly unable to find whatever she was trying to guide us toward.
At first, I didn't want to embarrass her more by bringing it up, but as time went on, she looked increasingly more and more like she was going to have a panic attack if I just said and did nothing.
I start slowing down, the silver-haired girl leading me around so lost in her troubled thoughts that she doesn't even realize I do so until our pace is so out of sync she abruptly gets jerked from her hold on my hand, damn near causing her to fall.
"E-EEH!?" She cries out, completely startled, until I let go of her hand and wrap my arm around her waist, holding her upright and close, "...N-Nori!?" She squeaks out through a blink as the situation settles on her.
I raise an eyebrow down at her, and ask her plainly, "Having direction problems?"
"U-UM!" She refuses to meet my gaze. "No?"
I deadpanned at her.
She caught barely a glimpse of it, and quickly covered her face with her hands in response.
"...O-Okay," she reluctantly and painfully slowly admitted, after a bit more staring, "YesI thought I knew where it was! I had heard, several times, I t-thought I" Rose stopped herself, her lip quivering as she held back from backing down on the spot.
Well, shit. I can't have this now, can I?
First things first, just to confirm.
"No teleportation there, I presume?" I ask naturally.
Rose gave a shuddering sigh, "N-NoI never went there, physically, before. And from what I know the place isn't popular enough to have teleportation circles to it at other places." Rose pauses, taking a short breath. "I only heard about it fromfrom the other Valkyries, talking about it all the time. It supposed to be this Mead Hall, out of the way, wherel-l-lovers go to, you know"
I'm going to assume she means date, but the way she seems so shy describing it also makes me want to assume something like a Norse love hotel.
But that doesn't sound right. Mead is a drink; I learned that from video games!
Also, it doesn't make sense because if they had those up here, ol' Virgin One-Eye wouldn't need to go down to Japan to visit worse knockoffs.
Right?
I shake my head, expelling that rabbit hole of a train of thought, to ask the next obvious question.
"Well then, you know it's around here somewhereprobably. Do you know what the place looks like?"
At that, Rose takes a moment to think before nodding slowly, moving her fingers slightly to peek out at me with a lone eye.
"Y-Yes, I believe so. They were verypoetic, with how nice, romantic, and clean the place is. How it doesn't get burned down as often as the other halls, or how few fights are started there that spill out into the streets" She began listing off, more than describing, and I could feel the longing in her voice as she did so.
Is it sad that I looked forward to the place slightly less when she talked about how there were fewer fights there?
Nah.
Brushing all of that aside, I give her an easy nod and promptly wrap my other arm around her, picking her up.
"OOF!? Nori?!" In her panic, she removes her hands from her face, grabbing my shoulders to hang on so I can once again see her confused, flushed face.
"If you remember what the place is supposed to look like," I explain, "then it'd be easier to find if we had a higher vantage point, no?"
Rose blinked up at me.
I unleashed a small piece of my power, my halo igniting into existence behind me, and I shot straight up, carrying her along for the ride.
It was only then that recognition and something else flashed across her face.
"W-Wait, Nori, don't!" She abruptly cried out urgently.
"Huh?" I look down at her, still heading up, "Wh-"
I am forced to an abrupt and violent halt by my head slamming into something.
Whatever it was, though, it was so hard that it didn't have any give to me when I slammed into it.
There was no blunt, I took all the force. So much so that immediately afterward, I found my vision swimming in a sea of blurry darkness.
For all but a second or two, my regeneration kicked into gear and healed whatever I had just done to myself.
I came too, still in the air, in the middle of beginning to fall back down, Rose grasping onto the collar of my robe and looking at me in worry as tears pricked the corner of her eyes.
Quickly, I halt our descent before it can truly begin, so we stay floating in place.
I blinked several times and gave the only response I could think appropriate to whatever the hell just happened.
"...The fuck!?" I heaved out in confusion and outrage.
Then I looked back up, a preemptive glare set across my face.
As soon as my eyes met the 'sky', only then did I see it truly.
"Yggdrasil" Rose started explaining, "the World Tree, some of its branches, they make up the sky."
I blinked, slowly, as I processed her words.
Before us? Practically a translucent wall, letting the light of the sun through, though it isn't perfectly invisible. I could see it, the hazy shimmers as the sunlight passed through.
I looked to either side, left and right, and I couldn't see an end to the wallno, the branch. A single branch.
Just how big is this tree then!?
"Hey!"
I perked up, hearing Rose calling out to me, and quickly turned my head to look back down at her.
"Are you okay?" She asks, grabbing onto my face, her still tear-pricked eyes roaming over my head, "That wasn't exactly a soft blow, and the World Tree's branches aren't just really big solid objects, sometimes they can even" she quickly shakes her head, "N-Nevermind! We'd know if the Tree released any magic!"
Well. That's ominous.
Disregarding that for now, I pat her on the back and shoot her a smile.
"Don't you worry about me, alright? Regeneration already took care of the brain damage and all that." I tell her, before my smile turns into a smirk, "What else could the Tree do, though? Shock me?"
"Ah" Rose gulps, "That, andother stuff."
I couldn't help but chuckle, rubbing her across her back.
I would love to ask for more details, but clearly, whatever it is makes her anxious just thinking about it, so I'll drop it for now.
"Guess I'm lucky then, yeah? Now" I start slowly spinning around, "How's the view from up here, huh? It's not as high as I originally wanted, but hopefully, this is good enough!"
Rose looks out, narrowing her eyes to soak up the view as best she can.
It took me turning all the way around to make Rose perk up and point.
"There!" She abruptly shouts, and I follow the direction her finger points with my eyes.
Off in the distance, in the opposite way we were going, I spotted a building that was a touch different from the others. Structure-wise, it looks longer than the houses near it, and the roof looks like it's entirely made from gold, but not the rest of the building, like the other palaces and halls.
"At leastI think that's the one." Rose slowly adds after, and then in a voice even smaller, further adds while almost whimpering, "I really hope that's the one"
I shrug, giving her a small smile, "Even if it isn't, I hope you know our time together so far has been great regardless."
Rose flinches at that, a bright blush passing across her face.
Then I start floating toward the supposed hall's direction, and her face burns more.
"N-Now, hold on!" Rose panickedly interjects, "We can walk the rest of the way there now that we know, c-can't we? After all, people might see us" She trails off in worry.
I couldn't help my snort at that, "Who cares if they see us?"
"Eh!?" Rose cried out, flabbergasted.
"What?" I went on, "It's not like we're hurting or even inconveniencing anyone right now, so if anyone has a problem, they can go suck it. My girl wants to go to this hall, I'm gonna get us there. Simple as."
"I-It's still embarrassing- Wait." She stops, blinks, and looks up at me, her blush rapidly magnifying, "Y-Y-Your"
I merely smirked back down at her.
Rose buried her head against my robe and said nothing more as we floated the rest of the way there.
She'd only raise her head back up once I started floating down, right before the building.
Upon closer inspection, well, my initial basic description was spot on.
Adding onto that, though? The roof was made of straw. Golden straw, specifically.
As in, the straw is just outright made of gold.
Beyond that, the wooden walls were painted a nice deep red, and there was a sign hanging above the door that had a pink heart emblazoned on it.
A pink heart was further emblazoned on some kind of shield symbol that was further pierced by a sword coming in from the side.
Hmm. Once again, is this just a mead hall?
Man, I wish I could read Norse letters right now. There's a string of those at the bottom of the sign, right below the heart and hall, which I bet doesn't help any of this.
I tilt my head, eyeing Rose expectantly.
The poor girl doesn't disappoint, and she's staring at the sign, practically glowing the same shade of pink adorning the sign.
"This the place?" I speak up, casually.
Rose nods rapidly.
Okay, I just have to know.
"What's the sign say?" I follow up with a little quieter.
"N-Nothing!"
I give her a particularly pointed stare.
"I'd really rather not say."
My stare intensifies.
"M-Mmm" She looked away from my gaze. "The R-RompRomp Through the Shieldwall."
Romp through the- Oh.
Ohhhh.
Heh, alright, that's an okay euphemism. Not exactly as spicy as I assumed, but fine nonetheless. They probably could have done better, but it is what it is.
They've had Odin as a leader for who knows how long. I'm not shocked even their sexual comedy has suffered.
I chuckle, uttering, "How perverse."
Rose nodded along, shy yet seriously, agreeing by replying with, "Very."
Is there something I'm missing here? Like, culture-wise?
Am I going to open that door to find the most degenerate place known to human and divine kind?
Only one way to find out!
"Oh well," I hum, setting Rose down, only to take her by the hand once she's on her feet once more, "shall we then?" I turn and ask her.
Honestly, I expect her to stammer out something and try to back out of this, now that we're here. Or at least try to.
Rose looks back at me, her blush still glowing, yet despite that, I can see something in her eyes. A different kind of glow, a fire.
She gives a single, strong nod, "Yesplease."
Well, I'll be damned, alright then!
I walk us to the door and easily push it open, stepping in.
Almost immediately, I was hit by various smells, all at once, all of them pretty pleasant.
Flowers, freshly cooked meat, spices, and even honey. All of it nearly made me whistle out loud.
As for what I'm seeing, well, it isn't enough to put my jaw on the floor because I sort of expected it, but it's still pretty impressive, nonetheless.
It is a huge and long hall, as the building's shape indicates, but the inside looks far larger than the outside.
Magic, right?
That said, the hall itself looked sparsely lit but not completely dark. Most of the light came from the center of the hall, where several separate fire pits stretched down the center in a line. A few had steaming pots hanging over them or rods spit-roasting meats, the likely source of the smells that hit us upon entering.
On either side of the line of fire pits were rows of pillars, with walls behind said pillars, segregating off these small areas which had a wooden, but cozy looking, bench and table set.
However, a few of these areas were covered up by a long, brightly covered curtain or blanket, blocking the view inside entirely.
All in all, there looked to be about a few dozen or so of these sectioned-off seating areas.
Then, opposite to us, at the end of their hall, there seemed to be a couple of doors leading off to somewhere else, along with two sets of stairs leading up to the small second floorwhose only purpose is to give access to another set of doors leading elsewhere as well.
Probably places for storage, or kitchens for more complicated dishes, would be my bet as to where those lead.
Strange though, looking around, I don't see anyone elsethere isn't even a front desk or anything.
Thankfully, that didn't seem to matter. Not too long after the door shut behind us, a magic circle swirled into existence right in front of our feet.
Rose, being the magic gal, quickly gave it an appraising stare.
Her eyes soon rapidly widened inrecognition. And she abruptly moved, panickedly pulling the brim of her sunhat over the front of her face!
Before I could even ask what was going on, a light shined from the circle, and a figure soon emerged from said light.
As the light dimmed, the figure revealed itself to bea young girl? Not one that I knew, though. She was petite, with shoulder-length pink hair that reminded me of cotton candy and bright green eyes. She wore a modest, free-flowing barmaid dress, and as she settled her eyes upon us, she crossed her hands together, holding them right in front of her skirt.
A picture-perfect service smile settled on her face as she greeted us pleasantly, her accent thick, the sweetness in her tone just as fake as her smile, "Hallo there! Ah, you twoI do not recognize youare you perhaps new here?"
I know Rose won't answer for some reason, so instead, I do the talking.
But before that, I let go of her hand, instead grabbing onto Rose's waist, holding her close as I gave our greeter a polite nod, and replied, "That we are?"
She nodded. "Hildr. Hostess Hildr." Her smile never left, even as her eyes darted between my face and the hand I had on Rose's waist.
Speaking of, as close as we are, I could feel the silver-haired girl in my arm flinch at our hostess's name.
"Now. What are the names of the lovely couple I have the pleasure of serving this evening?" Our Hostess asked, sickly sweet.
She's really trying to earn her tips, huh?
After thinking for a moment, I put my hand to my chest and said, "Nori," a pat on Rose's waist, "Rose. Thank you for having us, Hostess."
Oddly enough, she gives me a slightly strange look upon my giving my name. Weird. But she doesn't make a fuss about anything, and the look is gone like it was never there to begin with, so I wave it off.
Hildr gives us a pleased nod and turns on her heels. "Very well, you two! Come along, I shall show you to your space!"
I hum at that and follow, leading Rose at my side asI don't think she can see right now, her hat is pulled down far too much.
Our Hostess leads us over to one of the sets of benches and tables, as far away from the other ones where a curtain is covering the front of the space.
Upon reaching it, she merely stands off to the side next to it, right in front of one of the pillars marking the entrance to the space, to speak. With a wave of her hand, she signals us to walk in.
I raise an eyebrow at her but lead us in regardless.
"Now," Hildr began, "you will find your menus and silverware on your table, along with a notepad. Merely write down what you wish for food and drink, and it shall be summoned to your table. You will also find prices for times, and should you wish to book a moreaccommodating space, prices for that as well as part of your menu."
Hildr puts her hands together and bows slightly. "Please enjoy your stay, and a word of warningalthough this space is magically enchanted to keep the sound in, it's not completely soundproof." She gives an exaggerated wink our way, "So do try and keep it down at least a little, alright? Once again, enjoy!"
With that all said, she holds up a hand and snaps her fingers.
Another magical circle swirls into existence, this time filling the space between the pillars, before bursting into a flash of light.
Where the magic circle once stood, a curtain similar to the others I saw earlier was now hung in its place.
I have several things I'd like to comment on about all that. But first.
I eye Rose, raising an eyebrow her way, before saying, "Alright, she's gone. Now what was that whole hiding your face thing for?"
Slowly, ever so slowly, Rose pulls up her sunhat and lets out a shuddering, relieved sigh, "I knew that girl. She was a Valkyrie, onceshe wasn't the last, but she was one of Lo-...Odin's former bodyguards, too."
Well shit. Small world, huh?
"Crazy she got a job here then" I mused, only for Rose to shake her head and sigh once more.
"She's got to make a living somehow, and I bet this place pays far more than working for him." Rose mused as well, but far more bitterly.
At this point, I would ask why she'd hide her face from her, buthonestly? I don't think I need to bring that up right this second.
I already have an idea from canon, anyhow, and besides that, I don't want to ruin her mood before we even get to the food!
Although Hildr said there would be menus on our table, I don't recall seeing them when we walked in.
As I think that, I turn and look toward our table, which is no longer so empty, as all the items she said would be there are, as though our table just got freshly set at a sit-down restaurant.
Huh. I just realized this is technically my first time at a magic, or supernatural, restaurant.
And it's part love hotel. I'm almost certain of that now.
I don't even know why I bother being surprised anymore!
~ A New Sun ~
As soon as the curtain appears, Hildr's face morphs.
Her smile? Gone. Instead, it's replaced by a bitter scowl.
"Another one of thosepeople," the former Valkyrie huffs in derision to herself, "from the East. Guess it was only a matter of time"
As another magic circle appears beneath her feet, the pinkette can't help but wonder though
That girl that was with him seemed familiar, even though she couldn't see her facethe poor shy thing.
Although, for some reason, that just makes that feeling of familiarity swell more.
What did that guy say her name was again?
Rose, right?
Hmmit's only a hunch, and there's no way it's true, but
Maybe she should make a call or two to a group of old friends?
Just to be safe.
"Alright, let's see here" I hum, looking down at our menu consideringly, and after an incredibly brief moment, I decide, "Yeah, there's no way I'm reading this."
It's all Norse Runes! To me, the entire thing looks like someone made a spreadsheet out of the days left of their prison sentence.
In quick order, I set the menu down and slid it over to Rose.
Who sat right next to me.
"Oh, right, I should've realizedallow me!"
And I mean really right next to me.
As in, so close next to me that an arm and a leg are squished up against each other, and I'm left wondering how we're supposed to use the latter to eat.
She's able to reach over and pick up the menu just fine, but still, working with food might be a fair bit more awkward.
Seriously, who designed this?
The table is up against the wall, meaning you can only sit on the outward-facing side. There are no chairs, instead, it's more like a small bench that you and your partner are meant to sit on together.
Now, I haven't seen many people around Asgard yet, but the few I have seen are pretty big guys.
I'm talking about stereotypical Viking levels of height and muscle- real big dudes, bigger than me, and I'm not exactly a small guy.
The girls are a little taller, at least compared to what I've seen in Japan, but with how big the guys are around here, it makes me wonder what the point of these tiny benches even is.
It's just weird. The only reason I can't stop thinking about it is that there's plenty of space between the bench and the table itself, and it's not like there isn't room for a longer bench!
Seriously, if they stretched it out, they could easily seat two or three, or even four people.
I've got a few theories brewing, but I'm also wondering if there's a specific way we're supposed to be sitting on this thing.
I'll leave all that aside for now. In the meantime?
I watch as Rose's eyes dart down the menu, straight to the bottom of the page.
I noticed before that while most of the menu looks like, well, a restaurant menu in that what I assume is food is listed out for most of it, at the very bottom, there are three smaller sections of runes bundled together.
It's no wonder she's drawn to them. Not only is it a completely out-of-place section, but the runes are even a touch bigger than most of the others in font size.
The moment Rose's eyes hit them, they widened, almost comically.
She starts muttering, her accent thick, "Room Accommodations?"
Rooms?
Haha! Okay, yeah, this place is one hundred percent a love hotel and inn mashup.
I lean over, practically looking over Rose's shoulder, now also looking down at the menu.
I still can't read it; of course, I just wanted to get closer to her ear!
"Ohoh? Accommodations, you say? They got condoms?" I muse casually.
"Umyes, they d-" Rose blinks, abruptly realizing what I just said. Almost robotically, she turns her head slightly to look at me, her face rapidly flushing as she does so.
I merely smile at her before asking rather cheekily, "So. I wonder what lovers come to do here, hmm~?"
Rose gulps, "T-TheyOh. Oh."
Thunk.
It is now my turn to blink as Rose promptly slams her head against the table, bringing the menu down with her face.
And not just that either.
"Thosepervertedno goodrotten! Mmmmm!"
I caught a few muffled accented words here and there as she cried in outrage into the table and menu.
Well, that took her a minute, didn't it?
"To be fair," I started, patting her on the back, "I didn't exactly expect a full love hotel with extra steps either. I was kinda leaning toward something like makeout point, if not a bit lewder."
Slowly, Rose lifts her head, tears pricking the corners of her eyes as she looks at me once more. "M-Makeout point?" She asked, a little confused.
I chuckle, "Little scenic area young couples go to and, well, make out. Usually, they're on top of hills and such, thus the 'point' part."
I know that in nearly all usages of the trope, it is supposed to be more than just making out, but that's all that ever actually happens there.
Rose smiles just a tiny bit at that, "That soundspleasant. And sweet."
I smile back, "It does, doesn't it?"
I'd need a car to make it work and a good spot off some hill or mountain somewhere. It's not a bad future date idea.
Unfortunately, that smile of hers goes away swiftly as she shakes her head, replaced by a sad frown.
"As for this, N-Nori, I'm so sorry-"
"Now, hold on a second," I interrupt her gently, much to her bafflement, "that menu there, it's not just sex stuff, yeah?"
Rose picks up the menu once more after a moment's hesitation and gives it a cursory glance. "There is, but I don't see why that"
"Because you were about to go on about how much a waste of time this was, how we shouldn't have come here, all that kind of stuff, right?" I eyed her pointedly.
Rose swifty avoided my gaze, looking down instead, not saying anything.
I nodded knowingly and, just as swiftly, wrapped my arm around her waist.
"Huh- AH!?" Rose let out a shocked cry as I abruptly pulled her up onto my lap.
"Ah~..." I breathed a sigh of relief dramatically, whilst stretching my upper body just a bit, "There we go, now we both have space!"
"I g-guess?" Rose eked out shyly, moving her arms in much the same manner, far more freely.
"Anyhow, yeah, we don't have to just leave because the place might be a little more perverse." I shrug, looking down at her face with a smile. "It may not be a wholesome place, but that doesn't mean we have to be deviants. If you don't want to have sex on a table or an inn bed, or even at all, we won't. Simple as."
I certainly don't expect her to go for it. Hell, I'd be shocked if she legitimately wanted sex right away like the other girls. Rose doesn't strike me as horny as the others, after all.
Rose shimmies back and forth in my lap, which I'll admit, does things to me with her in that sun dress of hers, but I know it's not intentional, so I keep a tight leash on Nori Junior.
"It's just" Rose bites her lip and brings her hands together, rubbing her thumbs together nervously, "Isn't it e-expected?"
"When a couple goes to a love hotel?" She nods slowly, and I sigh, "Yeah, sure. Still doesn't mean we gotta. Besides, even if we don't, it's not like they'll make fun of us. Most likely just me." Rose perks up in my arms at that, "Something, something jokes about how I couldn't get it up, something like that." I wave off dismissively.
"That's just! Soso!" Rose trailed off even as her voice rose as if looking for the proper emotion in her head for what she just heard, unable to settle between frustration and bewilderment.
So I fill in for her, "Stupid? Yeah, I know." I shrug it off with an unfazed smile. "But I don't care what a bunch of nameless virgin losers say about me, so you don't have to worry, alright?"
Rose tilted her head toward me, clearly shocked at my words.
I held up a hand and let out a light, ashamed chuckle, "Yeah, yeah, I know. That insult was pretty blunt, also not that creative, but it's the truth, so I went with it."
Rose let out a sigh and a small smile, "Doesn't mean you should go down to their level, you." She admonishes lightly.
I couldn't help the borderline evil cackle I let out upon hearing that, "Oh, on the contrary, my sweet little RoseI'm actually a big bully, ya see? A bully of bullies especially." I lean in closer to her face, "Anyone wants to start talking trash, they better be ready for return fire if they try that to my face. And for the people closest to me?" I eye her pointedly, "Well, only I am allowed to bulli them, bordering some specific exceptions, like family."
Rose's face lit up like the color of her nickname. "Truly?"
I simply give her a resolute nod.
Yeah, if her former Valkryie squadmates, or anyone really, that bullied her in the past show up and try anything.
Well.
Odin got off lightly because he has diplomatic immunity, essentially. Strangling the All-Maidenless would have gotten, bare minimum, several other gods all uppity, and likely would have jeopardized the alliance everyone was working toward at the time.
A flock of sad high school Karens, though?
Not so much.
"Now then." I smile and pull my head back. "Food? I've gotta admit, I'm curious to see what kinda stuff Asgard has to offer here."
"Oh, right, food! Yeah." Rose smiles, far bigger, far brighter, than she has so far as she scoops up the menu, "Very well, let's see?" her eyes travel down the menu, "Oh! Wait, we have to pay for time here first!"
I blink at that, recalling that Hildr did mention that in passing, 'times.'
"Time for the table and such?" I asked for clarification.
Rose nods curtly as she frowns, bristling at the paper, "Yes, and these prices"
Her hands started shaking, slightly, and I get the distinct feeling the red on her face now isn't because she's embarrassed anymore.
Yeah, normally I'd be the same. This is the first time I've ever heard of paying for time at the table myself. I know some fancy buffets give you a time limit, but there aren't any options beyond it.
Ah, well, whatever! Tonight is a special occasion.
"What's the longest time?" I ask next, my question snapping Rose out of her growing indignation at the prices, as she looks back at me.
"Three hours," she winces, before adding, "but it's a bitmuch."
I wave her off. "Eh, don't worry about it. I'm paying, obviously, so we'll do that one."
Her eyes widen. "Really!? No, that's too much!"
I chuckle at her, even as her face turns pouty, "Doesn't matter to me~! Besides, when a guy takes a girl out, he pays. That's how it works. I'm taking care of you tonight, so it's worth it. Understand?"
"Y-You really-"
"Un-der-stand~?" I interrupt and stare down at the silver-haired girl, watching as her conflicted expression wilts away under my gaze.
"I promised the dating experience." I elaborated further. "You're gonna get the dating experience, got it?"
After a moment more, Rose huffed and averted her gaze bashfully. "Oh, alright!" she muttered back, almost as if whining.
She reached out once more, snatching the notepad off the table, which had a pretty standard-looking pen attached at the top, yanked said pen off, and quickly scribbled something at the top of the paper in runes.
When she was done, the runes glowed with a light mix of purple and blue before shimmering and vanishing.
As soon as Rose's writing vanished, the menu itself lit up, a part of the bottom sections specifically, one most to the right, lit up in the same way, though even that dulled quickly.
When the light died, however, it revealed that part of the menu was colored the same as the light, and unlike the light, it didn't seem to be fading anytime soon.
Magic!
Seriously, though, pretty neat.
With a sigh, Rose sat down the pen, "There, all done."
I nod, pleased. "Food time then?"
"Mhmm!" Rose hummed and nodded back. "Do you have any preferences, or?"
"None whatsoever." I wrapped my arms around Rose's waist and leaned forward, placing my chin on her shoulder, "I thinkI'll try what you like or are having first!"
"O-Oh? Well" Slowly, Rose leaned back into me, smiling slightly, "Okay~."
It's time for a little food marathon! And then, well, we'll see what happens from there.
~ A New Sun ~
Valhalla.
It is the largest, grandest, most golden hall that resides within Asgard.
Some would even say this majestic hall is the centerpiece of the entire realm, and due to its more central location within the realm, they might have even been correct.
At one time.
Personally, Schwertleite never really saw how the place could have been ever.
The young Valkyrie-in-training flew through the same golden halls at a leisurely pace, her face twisted with boredom and annoyance. The intricate golden columns, murals, and statues lining the halls depict long-forgotten myths of warriors and battle, not doing anything for her anymore.
'They started again. Ugh.' She inwardly gagged, passing by a small group of actual Valkyrie muttering bitterly amongst themselves.
Mostly because of them.
She didn't stay and listen, as usual, she already knew what they were going on about.
They didn't find any new Heroes to bring in, new Einherjar.
They are now jealous of so-and-so becausereasons.
The same old same old.
Ever since she started training to become a Valkyrie, this is all she's had to deal with.
She'd heard tales of how this grand hall once hosted an unfathomably large army of elite warriors, fighting and feasting amongst themselves, training for Ragnarok, the end of all days.
It would have been grand a sight once. Now, all she gets to see these days are fully grown, lonely, bitter women lamenting their job choice because those times are gone. There's no opportunity to get a heroic boyfriend, and the wages are trash.
Just thinking about it now makes Schwertleite's nose ring in disgust.
'Of course you're all sad and lonely. You sit here complaining about how bad things are instead of going out and looking!' She raved in the confines of her mind.
She'd love to say it out loud, of course, but she'd rather not deal with more jabs about her style of clothing or her inability towell, fight.
Offensive magic is not really her thing.
Yeah, she's having a day as is, no need to add more to it.
At least Lord Odin's Personal Guard has an excuse, the horror stories she's heard of dealing with him, despite it being a 'great honor' or whatever
At that, her frown turned sad, and Schwertleite landed on the ground.
She sighed. Unfortunately, she's still not used to Rossweisse being gone.
Not that her former senior Valkyrie probably even remembers her. They met only once, and even before then, Schwertleite had admired her.
She was younger than everyone, yet her skill, her raw talent with magicit was awe-inspiring!
Of course, not many others saw it that way. Petty, jealous, bitter, the whole nine yards, that's how most of the others got.
But that didn't stop her! She graduated early, soared straight into the 'most honorable' position a Valkyrie could get, and then kept it longer than anyone else!
And now she's gone.
Schwertleite huffed to herself, the sound echoing lightly off the brightly lit, yet empty, golden halls.
Honestly? Schwertleite wished she could leave too. But it's not like she has anywhere else to go, soshe's stuck. For now, at least.
"Whaaaat!?"
Schwertleite flinched as an incensed screech echoed down and throughout the golden halls.
She looked around, back and forth, down either side of the hall, but saw no one.
Yet it went on.
"What do you mean she might be back!?"
Now that's new.
Well, to be fair, the screeching isn't exactly new, but the content might be!
Is someone coming back?
Well, not very many leave, so it's not guaranteed, but she can still hope!
Unfortunately, for once, the screeching didn't come again, leaving Schwertleite without anything else to go on.
Acting quickly, a shimmer of magic appears beneath her feet, and the young girl is set floating into the air once again, before quickly dashing off through the air, following the echoes of the screeching.
Thankfully, it didn't take long for her to find the source.
In an adjacent hall, one of the full-member Valkyrie Squad's magical training halls, if she remembers correctly.
Unfortunately, as a Valkyrie-in-training, she's not allowed inside. It was a good thing she didn't have to be since they left the door open just enough to listen in if one was close enough.
It is also probably how the screeching from earlier got out, these rooms are supposed to be soundproofed, after all.
In any event, Schwertleite wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, so she leaned in to listen.
"...ouldn't want the Captain catching wind of this, would we!?" A new voice, different from the screeching banshee's voice from before, comes in, this one almost panicky and at nearly a whisper.
Some louder muffled sounds come soon after, it sounds like an attempt at a reply, which Schwertleite can only assume is the screamer from before.
Another voice, a third, far more mature and steady, chips in, "I doubt the Captain would care."
"She'd care if dumbass here wouldn't stop screeching about it!" Panicky shot back.
Those muffled sounds got louder still before Schwertleite got the slipping sound of tousled movement and a gasp for breath.
"Youbitch! Stop that! I couldn't breathe!" Banshee hissed at Panicky, though at a significantly more normal speaking level.
"S-Sorry!" Panicky apologized, to which Mature just gave a tired sigh.
"Alright, that's enough." Mature went on, "Now, Ortlinde? Are you sure what you heard was correct? And who did you even hear this from?"
"Ah? H-Hildr," Panicky, now properly named Ortlinde, spoke, her voice slightly less shaky, "you know? From her newjob. She said Rossweisse might have shown up there with aguy." She spoke that last word with far more bitterness than anything else.
Schwertleite deadpanned at the door. Of course, that's the focus. It couldn't be anything else.
"You're kidding me, right?" Banshee snorted, "Rossweisse. The kissless virgin. At Hildr's workplace? Really?"
Banshee clearly wasn't buying it, and Mature spoke in the same manner, "That, and you kept sayingmight?"
"H-Hildrwell" Ortlinde continued, far more unsure now, "She never saw her face."
Banshee let out a snorting laugh, and Schwertleite could swear she felt Ortlinde flinch.
"Then what makes her think it's little Rossweisse?" Mature continued to the next logical question.
"W-Well!" Ortlinde seized the opportunity to explain, eagerly, probably a bit too eagerly, "Hildr also said the man she was with called her 'Rose' and said 'Rose' had long silver hair!"
Schwertleite could admit that 'Rose' does sound like it could be an endearing nickname for Rossweisse. It's pretty cute, too.
But the hair thing?
"Ortlinde." Mature stated her fellow Valkyrie's name with no small amount of contempt at this point, "Nearly all Walkure have silver hair. That means nothing."
Yeah, that. Walkure, the race of Half Gods that train to become Valkyires, all tend to have silvery hair. It's as common for them as black or brown is for humans.
"B-But the nickname Grimgerde!" Another tousle of movement sounded like something being grabbed. "Come on! It has to be! It's too close!"
Mature, now properly named Grimgerde, shoots her down hard, "I think you're grasping at straws and need to stop taking so many missions into Midgard for a while. It's impairing your ability to think rationally."
Banshee snorts, once again, "Damn Grim, why do you have to be like that to pour little Ort here? You know she can't think anyway!"
"H-Helmwige!" Ortlinde cried out, another tousle of movement and cloth, another grab, "Come on! D-Don't be like that! Even if it isn't herwell, the guy this girl was with is from the East!"
With those words, it was like the entire atmosphere in the hall changed.
Schwertleite could feel it, too. It made her back bristle a bit and forced her to shiver.
Now, this is something that's only been going on recently, so Schwertleite doesn't entirely understand what the big deal is, but
From what she understands? Ever since that alliance Lord Odin made with the East, theShinteo? Shindo? Pantheon, their people have been coming over to study the World Tree and their culture.
In turn, Asgard has been sending people over to the East for something similar.
During that time, wellnew people meet new people; what did anyone expect, really? For them not to start fucking each other?
Honestly, Schwertleite is pretty sure a bunch of the Valkyrie are only getting pissy over this because they aren't involved in any of this. At all.
Last she heard, it was the Einherjar that Lord Odin put in charge of heading East, while she's pretty sure the East sent over a bunch of priests. Or a type of priest, anyhow. Something called Meko? Something like that. All female priest-
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, now she's starting to see it. They probably feel like they were double screwed over in getting a chance at their lazy asses finding a boyfriend huh?
So then, a Walkure girl bringing over an Eastern man
HehSchwertleite wishes she could see the looks on her three seniors' faces right now!
"Say, Grim?" Helmwige, although Schwertleite preferred Banshee, suddenly spoke again through the cold silence, her voice just as chilling as the silence she pierced through, "What do you say we visit ol' Hildr, anyway? Ya know. It's been a while."
"...Why not." Grimgerde spoke, just as eerily cold, "It has been a while like you said."
"Y-Yeah! Right! A really long while!" Ortlinde added on, far more peppy than the other two.
"Shut up, Ort." "Be quiet." The other two Valkyrie stated at once, shutting her down immediately.
"O-Oh. Okay" Ortlinde's voice sounded like it practically withered away.
How petty. They would go that far, wouldn't they, even without knowing for sure? Just pure jealousy and spite, all around
Schwertleite couldn't help but roll her eyes, flying away quickly as she heard three sets of footsteps begin to approach the door.
So it may not even be Rossweisse, hmm? Even so, it'd be wrong of her to let her seniors just carry out whatever the Hel their bitter, petty minds cook up.
Nodding resolutely to herself, Schwertleite flew off down the halls. First, she needs to find out where this Hildr's workplace is. Her name sounds familiar, but that's pretty much it.
Ah well, she was sure she could get someone to spill Hildr's life story via gossip alone; all it'd take is a little time!
Okay, how do I go about explaining this without sounding like a dick?
Fuck it. If it comes off that way, it comes off that way.
Right. So, Norse food.
I don't know what I was expecting, to be entirely honest. Granted, considering clearly what this establishment's purpose is, I think it's safe to say I didn't have any expectations.
Even then, as I stared at the frankly absurdly large wooden bowl of steaming stew before us, I didn't know what to think.
Well, beyond the fact that I could easily stuff my entire head into the bowl and probably drown myself in the stew, but that's more an observation than anything else.
This is the first thing Rose recommended we order, and to be honest, I can't say why.
Unless she's got some sort of scheme where she plans to make us full as fast as possible in order to save money.
I could see her trying that.
It still wouldn't stop me from spending more money.
If there's one thing Kuroka taught me beyond Senjutsu, it's how to spend.
And I didn't even need to be there for any of it! I just had to look at my bank statements at the end of the month!
Anyhow! Back to the present moment!
When the stew magically appeared on the table, it also came with a big wooden spoon, which I'm tempted to say is actually a ladle considering its size, along withis that bread?
It smells like freshly baked bread, but it looks closer to a tortilla with the thickness of a pancake.
In my lap, Rose clapped her hands together and let out a content little sigh, "Ah~, I didn't expect it to smell so good, but considering the price, it had better"
That last bit sounded wholly like a threat, and for a second, I could have sworn I saw a vengeful glimmer in her eye.
She isn't wrong, though; it does smell pretty good!
I can't comment on the price, though. I can't read!
Heh. Blissful ignorance.
I point toward the stew. "So, you just called this 'the stew' earlier. Does it have a name, and what's even filling this up?"
My guess is something like 'The Mighty Stew' because of its size, and then fitting alongside that, a whole lot of meat.
Rose perked up, "Oh! Right, I suppose I did sort of brush over the why I recommended it, d-didn't I?" Rose cleared her throat, and waved toward the steaming broth, "The menu calls it the 'Hearty Stew,' its made from slow-cooked meat and root vegetables with a mix of earthly spices." Rose looked down and smiled slightly. "It's a pretty standard dinner dish around here, perfect for keeping you warm and full no matter how cold or empty you are."
Damn it! So close!
Still, I don't let that get me down, and I let out a low whistle before smiling alongside her, "Sounds pretty good to me, but what kinda meat are we talking about?"
"Ah, just beef," Rose answered, her smile turning a little uneasy as she looked up at me, "there were other options, like venison, and moreexotic meat options from the other realms, but I wasn't sure you'd like any of those, so, just to be safe, beef."
'Exotic?'
I don't think I've had venison before, but meat from other realms?
I'm not going to lie; that definitely piqued my curiosity! But at the same time, if Rose isn't surewell, I'll accept her judgment on the matter.
"Still," I start slowly, "are you okay with beef? Don't you have any other preferences?"
Rose chuckled shyly at that, "W-Well, not really, no. I always preferred simpler options" She considered what she said for a second before swiftly adding, "A-And not just because it's cheaper, either! Even when certain things suddenly got more popular for no reason at all, like that time when troll was" Rose slowly trails off, pulled into a memory, cringing all the while.
I cringed along with her, of course.
Troll? Actual troll!? Who the hell would eat that?
I don't want an actual answer to that question.
Without a second thought, I pull Rose out of her trip down memory lane with a simple, "Well, alright then! Let's eat!"
Rose blinked out of it, and looked back at me, a big bright smile on her face as she nodded, "Mhmm!"
That said, I scooped up the totally not a ladle and dipped it in the stew, pulling out a spoonfulwhich I held up for Rose.
She blinked, first at the 'spoon' in my hand, then she tilted her head to blink at me.
My smile morphed into a smirk, and I wiggled the 'spoon' in my hand as I cooed, "Come on now, Rose, open up, say, ah~!"
"W-What!? But that's" Rose flushed red, looking down at the 'spoon' in my hand with a shy, tense pout. After a moment, though, she gulped, nodded her head once, and her pout morphed into a semi-determined glare.
She opened her mouth without another word, and went, "A~Ah~...?"
A little unsure, but adorable nonetheless, heh!
I didn't shove the entire thing into her mouth; the 'spoon' was way too big for that, so instead, I carefully poured the contents in, chuckling happily once the 'spoon' was emptied, and she shut her mouth to chew.
She refused to look at me, but I could see enough from what little of her face I could catch that, although mightily embarrassed, she was very pleased.
It took her a few moments to chew. I guess the 'Hearty' in the name isn't for nothing, huh? But when she finished up, she gulped it down and let out a satisfied sigh.
"I didn't think I'd miss it so much" Rose let out as a low murmur that I barely caught.
Nothing quite like eating food from your homeland after a long stint away, is there?
That said, Rose slowly turned back to me, her blush still burning across her face. "N-Now," she begins, not entirely certain, "it is your turn!"
Oh?
Just like that, the silver-haired girl snatched the 'spoon' from my grasp, not quicker than I could react to, but why would I ruin her fun?
And just as I did, she dipped the 'spoon' in and turned back to me with a ladleful of stew, which she promptly held up, hands a little shaky.
"U-UmSay, ah~? P-Please~?" Rose tried; she really did.
I let out a soft chuckle, my hand coming up to take the hand Rose is using to hold up the ladle, steadying it.
"Heh. Thank you for the food~..." I hum out, before opening wide, looking her straight in the eyes, "Ah~!"
Rose stared at me, eyes wide, and even with my hand helping keep her steady, she still almost poured the contents straight onto my chin.
In the end, though, we managed, and I held an embarrassed Rose happily as I chewed, even as she covered her face and blabbered incoherently about almost messing it up.
As for the stew?
Well, it was alright.
It tasted pretty much exactly as Rose said it was made of.
It's pretty simple, all things considered.
Now, that doesn't mean bad, per se. In this case, it truly just means simple. A little basic flavor-wise.
Not bad, or even bland, justsimple.
Yeah, thats probably how I'd describe it, even at the risk of it sounding dickish in a way.
To be honest, I get far more enjoyment feeding Rose and watching her reactions than eating this myself.
I do not want to be that guy, but I think Japanese food has spoiled my taste buds a bit too much.
In any event, after Rose calmed down enough so that we could continue eating, well, we did exactly that.
That thing I called a mix of a tortilla and a pancake earlier? Turns out that was just flatbread.
Who could have seen that coming?
I ended up making something like a meat taco out of the meat from the stew, folded between a slice of the flatbread.
"..." Rose stared at me, her eye twitching, as I held my impromptu Norse taco up like a creation hot off my forge, with all the pride that comes with it.
I couldn't tell if she wanted to strangle me or not for screwing with such a traditional meal.
Even if she admitted that the said 'Norse taco' didn't taste bad at all.
Apparently, the proper way to do it is to tear off pieces of the bread and dip it in the stew. Soak up the juices and all that.
I think I prefer my Norse taco, though, purely because I get to call it a Norse taco, and that sounds funny to me.
Around halfway through the stew, I pretty much forced her to set it aside for the time being.
It turns out she was planning to try and fill us up on just the stew.
Sneaky girl.
Unfortunately for her, I was determined to spend money on her, and for this!
And thus, incomes a bit of a food montage.
After a bit of cajoling, I managed to convince Rose to move on and pick up our next dish, something called gravlax.
It was a cured salmon, mixed with herbs and spices, of course, on rye bread.
Definitely a different taste compared to something like say, sushi. Also it came with another bread type I hadn't seen or ever had before, neat.
Unfortunately, I couldn't make a Norse taco 2.0 with the fish and the bread, even though I was fairly tempted to try.
". . ." All those desires were dashed fairly quickly when a certain silver-haired girl glared me down, though.
Next up, as a result of me asking for something a little sweeter, she ordered the salted caramel apples.
Confused the hell out of me for a straight minute. I'm no food history buff, but I'm fairly certain caramel apples didn't come from the Vikings. Or just Northern Europe in general.
Then again, I guess not everything on the menu has to be from around here. I just sort of assumed
I suppose that's on me. Woops!
Anyhow, can't go wrong with caramel apples. They even came in wedges, and the caramel was used as a dipping sauce instead of just being on the apples already, which was nice.
That done, Rose practically begged that we order this next thing, apparently it's one of the cheaper things on the menu, so I decided, why not?
Not like we aren't going to order more stuff after.
Especially since it just turned out to be honey-glazed root vegetables.
Again, not entirely sure if covering a bunch of carrots and turnips and the like in honey, salt, and spices and then cooking it is a northern dish, but eh, they weren't bad. I do like honey.
Speaking of honey, though, that led Rose to recommend something a little more unique for dessert.
Something called skyr; she pretty much likened it to yogurt.
You could get all sorts of toppings and such with it, too. I ended up getting berries and honey on mine.
"Oh muh~ me~...Mmm~..." I moaned as I shoved an actual proper spoonful of the stuff in my mouth.
Rose, still in my lap, giggled airily at my reaction, "It sounds like you like it?"
"Ohhh~ yeah"
Oh, hell yeah, I did! It's rich, creamy, and smooth, and the honey and berries give its mild sort of tangy flavor a far sweeter and fruity pop.
Honestly, probably the best thing I've had here!
Rose cupped her small bowl of plain skyr in her hands, the properly sized spoon sitting in it, undisturbed for now.
Our table is mostly cleared up by now, save the menu and notepad near the table ends; every single time we're finished with something, it gets teleported away.
Seriously, I can't even begin to undersell how cool a magic restaurant is.
Rose, though, didn't seem so enthused; instead, all of a sudden, she was staring off toward the menu, cringing slightly.
I have a feeling I know what's on her mind, but just to be sure
I remove my spoon from my mouth with a sigh and eye her up seriously, "Heyyou okay? Was there something wrong with the food I didn't notice?"
Rose flinched, and looked back toward me, looking almost ashamed or guilty, "Oh, n-no! Nothing like that, everything was made up to my standards, and even surpassed them in some cases! It's just" Her eyes drifted toward the menu again, anguish clear in her pretty blue eyes this time.
"The prices, huh," I say slowly.
As slowly as I spoke, Rose nodded her head before catching herself and freezing, quickly following up with, "W-Well, yes! I just don't think-"
"I think it is worth it." I interrupted her with an easy shrug.
Rose stared at me, absolutely flabbergasted, her mouth shutting, then opening, and then shutting again.
Eventually, she let out a huff. "It's r-rude, interrupting a lady like that all the time."
I smirk, "It's required, when said lady starts freaking out about stuff she doesn't need to worry about."
"...T-The prices though!" Rose starts wriggling in my lap, as though somehow the numbers on that piece of paper are going to commit a crime of some sort, and she has to stop it.
As if I care about the price tag. I can't even read it!
But more importantly.
I shook my head, taking away her skyr and setting it down with mine on the table before I took her hands in mine.
Before she could even say anything else, I looked her straight in the eyes.
"I told you this before, didn't I? Before we even started ordering." I recall with an easygoing smile, "I told you it's worth it. Do you know why?"
Rose shimmied back and forth in my lap, barely able to meet my gaze as she responded, "Yourpromise?"
I considered that for a moment before shaking my head, causing Rose to widen her eyes my way, before I elaborated, "Technically, my promise is only part of it. You wanna know the full reason?"
For a split second, Rose's gaze sharpened, and she nodded.
I smirked.
"It's because you're worth it."
Rose promptly froze, stock still as I uttered those words, straight to her face.
"I know we haven't known each other the longest," I continue, unabated, unabashed, "but I can say for certainyou're worth it. There's no price tag too high, no length too long, nothing. Every guy here? They're blind that they didn't see it before I did."
"T-That" Rose stuttered, "That's not true, I'm notI couldn't even"
"Disregard what other people expect of you." I continue, blasting through her doubts, "Consider what you've done. Look at all you've done, think of that. Compare it to everyone else, and what do you find?"
"I-II don't know, Nori. I don't know," she uttered weakly, "all my life, starting from the very beginning, with my familyI failed them. I couldn't use my family's magic. During school, I couldn't even find a boyfriend. As a Valkyrie, I couldn't find souls to bring in as heroes, and as Odin's bodyguardwell" she chuckles dryly, "that didn't last all that long, did it?"
"And yet?" I eased her on with a raise of my eyebrow, "You didn't make it to your position as Odin's bodyguard just on a whim, did you?"
"NoI suppose I didn't," she said. "I couldn't inherit my family's magic, so I went into the combat magic used by the Valkyrie instead. I ran through school, and even college skipped so many grades, graduated so early, became a Valkyrie" She lets out a small sad smile, "sometimes I wonder if any of it was worth it, considering how it all ended up"
I let out a considerate hum before smiling back at her, "HmmI'm gonna be selfish for a moment and say that, considering you ended up with me?" I settle my forehead against her and wrap an arm around her waist, holding her close. "Yeah. Yeah, I think it was."
Like that, Rose stares at me, completely and utterly flabbergasted.
Then, slowly, ever so slowly, she reaches up and wraps her arms around my shoulders, tears pricking the corners of her eyes as her face starts rapidly heating up.
"Y-Yeah" She murmured back to me in bashful agreement, "Maybe, it was~..."
All of a sudden, she leans forward.
She didn't have to move much, only maybe a few inches at most, and she didn't even move that fast.
Regardless, for once, Rose still caught me completely off guard.
"Chu~..."
Rose leans in and kisses me on the lips.
Her eyes squeezed shut, she gave me probably the most chaste kiss I've ever had in any lifetime.
One delivered in the heat of the moment, without any planning or knowing how to kiss.
That's okay, though.
Because I know just how to respond.
I wrap my other arm around her, letting her hands go to hold her entirely within my arms. I kept her close, even as she tried to naturally pull away.
Poor girl has no idea what she's doing, and frankly, I'm no master class kisser, but I don't exactly need to be either.
As soon as she tried, my lips immediately caught back up to hers and claimed them back, properly.
Rose's little kiss was gentle, tentative, sweet, and not sloppy by any means, but it could barely be called a kiss.
As soon as my lips crash into hers, Rose lets out a squeak before tapering off into a muffled, pleased moan.
And just like that, she sits there. I hold her, my fingers digging into the softness of her dress, while her hands trail up from my shoulders to my head, messing with my hair for reasons she probably doesn't know.
In my grasp, I can feel Rose as a shiver goes down her spine, our bodies locked in the kiss as we are; that's the only movement I feel.
I don't count the moments, the seconds, as it goes on, until eventually Rose tilts her head to the side and lets out a shuddering breath for air, clearly for air.
Yet still, I'm hungry now. Ross gave me a taste of something else, and I want more.
So I follow her lips like a bloodhound on the hunt and kiss her again, drawing a shocked but no less pleased groan from the silver-haired girl in my arms.
She gave me her first; I took her second.
Then her third, fourth, fifthuntil eventually, I stopped caring to count.
For the next who knows how long, the only sounds that echoed in our area were satisfying sighs, low wet squishes, and airy, almost lewd moans.
My hands were halfway under her sundress when another new noise entered the room.
The sounds of fabric, moving.
"Oh."
And anew voice!?
Almost at the same time, my and Rose's eyes flew open, for a split second taking in each other's slightly ragged appearance, before turning back toward where the curtain should be blocking anyone from seeing or even hearing us.
Only to find said curtain peeled back every so slightly, revealing the face of a slightly younger girl, maybe a few years younger, peering in on us.
The girl lookedfairly similar to Rose. With the same silvery hair and blue eyes. If I knew she didn't have any siblings, I'd hazard a guess and say this is her younger sister or something.
What really caught my eye, though? The fact that our little voyeur here was eyeing Rose specifically.
Not in a perverted manner, and she didn't seem shocked; no, rather, she seemed in awe.
"...It's you!" The younger silver-haired girl started, "It really is you!"
"I-I! U-Um! Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout!" Rose cried, quickly tried to scramble out of my grasp, reaching wildly for the sunhat she brought with her, which was placed at the end of the bench beside us.
She didn't even manage to reach over to it halfway.
Instead, while trying to twist around, she fell out of my lap, between my legs, and slammed her head on the table on her way down.
"A-Agh" Rose now lay out on the floor, groaning and gurgling in mild pain and embarrassment.
Chapter 88 End
I let out a long, low breath from my nose, my divine powers positively boiling beneath my skin as I leveled a glare straight toward the girl.
Maybe it was the fact that my powers were starting to leak, or maybe my normal glare is just that scary.
Be that as it may, I watched as the smaller silvery-haired girl seized up and started breaking out in a cold sweat, her gaze now focused solely on me.
Now that I have her attention?
Seven words, spoken with an impatient hiss.
"What the fuck are you doing here?"
It better be important, or else this girl is going to have a very impromptu trip to Asgard's sun in her very near future!
Schwertleite is starting to think that she may have made a terrible mistake.
And everything was going so well before, too!
First things first, actually finding this place didn't turn out to be so hard.
Turns out? That Hildr they mentioned? She was one of Odin's former bodyguards, just like Rossweisse.
Schwertleite thought that name sounded familiar, and it was because she had heard of it before. Hildr was one of the rare few non-Walkures to become a Valkyrie and even ascend further to be chosen by Lord Odin to become his bodyguard.
As a result, even long after she left Odin's service, the other squad members still somewhat look up to her and gossip about what she's up to now.
And that would turn out to beworking here.
The 'Romp Through the Shieldwall.' As a Hostess.
Schwertleite didn't get it. Is there supposed to be a joke here that she's missing?
Regardless, finding out where this place was didn't turn out to be too much of a bother; what did, though, was actually trying to reach the place.
She couldn't just suddenly leave, and neither could those three, it turns out.
Schwertleite swears, everyone gossips and talks so much shit all the time that they forget being a Valkyrie is a job.
So when those three tried to sneak out, and the Valkyrie Squad Captain Brynhildr caught them
Terrifyingly powerful as Brynhildr is, the only other aspect of her that rivals her power is her professionalism. As such, well, she didn't take their attempts at excuses all that well.
Now, off the job or out of earshot would have been a different matter, but in this case, they weren't getting off the hook.
The Captain is practically forcing those three to work themselves to the bone, even now, doing menial labor tasks and such as she watches, which suits Schwertleite just fine.
It dissuaded her from even thinking about attempting the same thing. Of course, if three fully-grown and realized Valkyrie couldn't get around the Captain's magic, what chance did she have as a Valkyrie-in-training?
That sucks, but still, it give her time after she was relieved of her training and duties for the day, something that would usually be far tighter otherwise, as the times Valkyrie-in-Training and full blown Valkyrie squad members are let off the job aren't far apart.
She knows it's to prepare them for the real job, all that other blah blah blah, but it still couldn't be more annoying in this case!
Anyhow. She felt she had made it in good time, but next came the tricky part.
Finding her.
Getting in without tripping the detection barrier wasn't difficult at all. The magic was pretty old, showing clear neglect, so it was an easy job.
Without anyone showing up there, and presumably to tell her what exactly she was looking atwell, that's where the real tricky part came in.
Schwertleite just ended up sliding up each curtain, starting from those closest to her and going down the line.
She didn't swing them open!
Well, not all of them, anyhow. Just the first one.
She wasn't going to make that mistake again.
When she first came here, she didn't understand the fuss, beyond the fact that couples came here.
Then, when she flung open that first curtain, and all she saw was big hairy man ass pistoning down between the legs of some girl from Alfheim on a table, she figured it out pretty quick.
Thankfully, those two seemed too absorbed in theirdateto notice what she had done, so she was able to throw the curtain back in place and swiftly walk to the next.
Where at, she merely pulled it to the side a little and peeked in.
Now, as she stands under a golden gaze increasingly glowing with the fury of the sun, she'd honestly say she'd prefer the big hairy ass to this.
Seriously, who is this guy with Rossweisse, and why does it feel his glare alone will turn her to ash!?
"I asked you a question." He abruptly snapped, as she just continued to gaze, a cold shiver running up her back, "I'm expecting an answer, or I'll assume the worst."
Geez, this guy!
Quickly now, Schwertleite gulped and stepped forward, closing the curtain behind her so nothing they said would leak out.
Or do. Like being turned into paste. Hopefully, though, it won't come to that.
After all, she is here for a very good reason!
His gaze snapped between her and the curtain as she did, and he raised an eyebrow in askance.
Then, his eyes started to shift-
Danger screamed throughout her entire body, and almost on reflex, she held up her hands in surrender. "W-Wait! Don't! Do whatever that is! Okay!? I don't want any trouble!"
His eyes narrow but halt mid-shift, reverting to normal-looking eyes a moment later.
"Uh-huh." The guy huffs, clearly not buying it entirely, "You are a little young to be just any voyeur, I guess..."
Voyeur? She is not a voyeur!
His eyes trail up and down her form now that she's revealed, but notably, not in a perverted way, despite the way the Valkyrie uniform is designed; it's purely observational.
Realization glints in those eyes before he smirks, "You're a Valkyrie, huh?" He asks, already knowing the answer, obviously, yet she nods along, quickly confirming it regardless, "So then, a voyeur, plus a valkyrie" he muses aloud, "what would that be, a Voyalkyrie?"
Now, hold on!
Is what she would like to say, not just think.
But the further along she stands her, the more and more she feels something pricking at the edges of her senses, growing stronger.
A divine presence. Here.
Sure, Walkure are Half-Gods, but they only get the classification by a technicality. They don't truly possess any divine powers like, say, an actual Norse God, like Lord Odin or Lord Thor.
She knows the 'scent' of divine power well. She's been in the presence of Lord Odin and was there when Lady Freyja came to visit Valhalla.
Now, not the same 'scent,' but something almost adjacent to it, is growing right before her.
Coming straight from him.
This guy, he looks Eastern; they weren't wrong about that, he doesn't look from here at all
Yet this power, is he a?
All of a sudden, he sighs and shrugs, "Man, it's no fun if you don't react, Voyalkyrie."
She felt her eyebrow twitch and watched as his gaze caught it, and his smirk grew a fraction larger.
"Alright then, Voyalkyrie," she's not- "go on. Explain yourself. This is the second time I'm reminding you to do so; if I have to do a third, well" he points to his eyes, "I'll force an explanation out of you."
Schwertleite isn't sure how he intends to do that and would really rather not find out.
Gritting her teeth, with indignation at the insult and fear at the clear threat, she forces out a breath, "I cameto warn you. To warn her." She specified, gaze falling pointedly on Rossweise, or where she thinks she is anyways, as she couldn't see her anymore beyond her unmoving legs from under and passed the bench.
The guy's gaze shifted, his head turning back to look down at the girl who fell between his legs barely even a minute or so ago, before turning back to her.
"Did you now?" He asked, curiosity piqued, yet she could tell he still didn't fully buy it.
That's okay; this guy probably doesn't even know, but Rossweisse would.
Schwertleite nodded, resolute, "A few members from the Valkyrie Squad, they caught wind of her being here, they're going to come after work. Come crashall of this." She waves toward them.
His gaze immediately sharpened.
Ah, now she's got his full attention.
Yet, the next words she hears aren't his.
"...Who? Who are they?"
Even the guy is caught off guard as he perks up and turns back toward the voice.
Rossweisse's legs finally move as she stands up, gently pulling the guy's other slightly glowing hand off her head as she does so.
Wait, glowing?
Rossweisse nods at him, flashing him a small, grateful smile, seemingly thankful, before she looks over him and toward her.
Is it wrong that her heart skips a beat a little when her eyes fall on her, and recognition fills them?
"Wait a minute, you?" Rossweisse starts, in slight disbelief, "We've met before, haven't we? I-It's been a little while, but you" Her eyes glimmer, and she perks up. "Schwertleite, right?"
Schwertleite feels like she might faint.
"You couldn't use offensive magic," Rossweisse continued, "so you specialized in support magic, but to fight, you also learned Norse-style magic fencing, am I correct?"
Schwertleite nodded. Rapidly. Several times.
Meanwhile, the guy looked between the two of them, a deadpan look on his face as if he wanted to interrupt and say, 'Really? You two are doing this now?'
Rossweisse smiled, pleased. "How's that been going for you?"
"P-Pretty good!" Schwertleite swiftly confirmed, "But then again, of course it did. Y-You recommended it for me after all" she went on, growing far quieter with each word.
Rossweisse blinked at her, unable to hear her by the end.
The guy also blinked, and then he smiled.
He had heard her, somehow, she knew it!
Stupid god bullshit senses! That is a thing, isn't it?
Whatever!
"A-Anyway!" Schwertleite coughed, clearing her throat and getting away fromall that, before she started getting flustered, "The squad members that were on their way here"
Rossweisse's gaze sharpened. "Right, yes. Do you know who they are?"
She nodded, eager to get a move on, "I got their names but pretty much nothing else." She answered, sounding a little ashamed or disappointed in herself now that she's saying that out loud.
After all, she did have some time, maybe she could have-
"That's fine!" The voice of her former senior Valkyrie cuts through her thoughts, "The names are more than enough." She gives a reassuring smile.
Schwertleite couldn't help but send her a small smile back herself, "Well, alrightOrtlinde, Grimgerde, and Helmwige, that's the three."
With each name, Rossweisse's expression fell and fell, until her smile was replaced a near dead and tired stare.
"I see," Rossweisse responded after a moment, her voice simmering with suppressed rage, so much so that Schwertleite flinched, and the guy looked up toward her former senior, concern clearly visible across his face.
"Rose?" The guy asked quietly, and Rossweisse merely sighed.
"I don't think I ever really got into the details, and I won't, for now, but" She began with a grimace. "To put it plainly? Out of most of the Valkyrie Squad, those three were probably the worst when it came to, well"
Schwertleite saw fit to finish her senior's words for her, "Everything. Like, literally everything. They're insufferable bitches, somehow each in their own unique way."
Rose flashed her an uneasy smile. "That is one way to put it, yes."
"Huh." The guy blinked. "So, like Norse Mean Girls, then?" Heobserved?
Honestly, Schwertleite wasn't sure what he was yapping about now, and judging by the eyebrow raise her senior flashed him, she didn't know either.
"Sure?" Her senior eventually, tentatively, agreed with him, which the guy smiled at, and gave her a thumbs up.
"Alright then!" He began, wrapping his arms around Rossweisse's waist.
"E-Eh? Nori-EEEP!" Her senior squeaked, actually squeaked, as the guy, Nori, stood up, bringing her with him.
He got off the bench, carrying Rossweisse with him, before turning completely toward her and setting down the older silver-haired girl.
"A bunch of bullies then, ya?" He continued, stretching arms, right then left, in that order, "I can take care of 'em easy. Just give me 10- no, 5 minutes. If that. I'll extract an apology from them for you, then we can be on our way to whatever we wanna do next." He eyed Rossweisse, giving her a happy-looking grin, yet underneath it all
The room suddenly felt suffocatingly hot.
And not in a lewd way, either!
She means that literally.
Abruptly, that same 'scent' of divine power thickened to an all-time high; she could feel the neglected magic around them, in this little quartered off area, in the curtain, begin to buckle as if being bent.
If this keeps up? In seconds, the entire array of spells around them would collapse, and then-
"Noriaki." Her senior's voice cut through it all once more, albeit this time, far more harshly and scoldingly.
Schwertleite then found herself gasping for breath, coughing and hacking on her knees.
Whenwhen did she fall to her knees!?
She looked up and found her senior glaring up at Nori-or Noriaki now, she guessed.
In Rossweisse's hand was a magic circle of her own design and make, spinning and glowing its vibrant purple hue, but unfortunately, Schwertleite didn't have the luxury to stare and goggle at the craftsmanship. Not right now.
Around Noriaki? Now she could see it. A golden divine glow, like a mist of honey venting off his form and into the air, pure divine power released unbridled.
So he is a God, then!?
Of course, her senior would go and bag herself a God, wouldn't she?
Out of everyone back in that stupid squad, Schwertleite can say for certain that Rossweisse deserves such a guy in her corner.
Still, she wonders what exactly he's the God of?
Banishing the thought for now, Noriaki continues looking down at Rossweisse, his smile never even slipping.
"...Yes?" He answers her slowly, like he isn't doing anything in particular and is confused by her tone.
"Watch it," Rossweisse warns, her glare turning into one of concern, "if you keep this up, you'll bring the entire building down."
"Hmm, will I?" Noriaki hums, uncaring, "Gonna have to be honest with ya, Rose. I don't care about the building."
What!? This guy!
Rossweisse looked rightfully appalled, "E-Eh!? But the finesthe fees!"
Yeah! Wait.
Did she just say something about fines?
"Meh. I can pay for it." Noriaki waved her off.
Why is that the thing these two are focused on!?
"Besides," he continued, before her senior could bring up something more important, hopefully, "the way I see it? The only way those girls could have found we were here is if someone told them. And unless it was that random Dad playing with his son outside, it can only be one other person whom we met, and who would even have the connection likely to pull something like this anyway."
"Hildr" Rose slumped slightly as she murmured her name, disappointment clear in her voice.
"The Hostess." Noriaki nods, "Yeah, exactly. So. Fuck this place. If what the Voyalkyre over there said is true," for real, she's not- "then I don't wanna pay a dime. And I especially won't be leaving a tip for such a petty bitch."
Rossweisse let out a long, low sigh, "I understand, Noribut there are other people that work here, other than her. Destroying the place is just going to inconvenience everyoneand barely at that." She waved her hand. "It's not like it'd take very much magic to restore the place anyway."
There we go! A reasonable concern!
Noriaki blinked at her, "...Wait, if wouldn't do much, then whats this talk about fines?"
Rossweisse gave a pained grimace. "For destroying property," she elaborates further, "I remember hearing about them all the time from Lord Thor, how they put even him in debt for a time."
Okay, maybe the fines were more reasonable a concern, sheesh.
Noriaki's blink once more was far longer and was followed up with his eyes widening slightly.
It took a few seconds, but his misty aura of divine power radiating from him slowly evaporated away as he crossed his arms, giving her a small pout, "...Alright, fine. I won't torch the place.
Her magic circle spun out soon afterward, and the older silver-haired girl flashed him a grateful smile. "Thank you."
"I'm still gonna beat the tar out of those bullies." He added shortly thereafter.
Rossweisse holds up a finger to him, "Actually, pleaseallow me to handle them?"
Noriaki perks up. "Wait, really?" He looks at her pointedly. "Are you sure?"
Reaching up, tenderly, Rossweisse puts her hand against his cheek, and gives him a resolute nod and smile, "I'm sure. I don't know how exactly I want go about handling them yet, but" her smile turns a tad bit more machevious, "I have a few ideas, I think!"
Noriaki smiled back at her, yet for some reason, Schwertleite couldn't help but notice that it seemed morestrained? Wait, no, worried?
Why would he be worried about a smile?
"Wellah, alright then!" Noriaki reached up, grasping her hand with his, "I'll be right here, by your side, if you need anything."
Rossweisse merely smiles back at him, her face flushing an adorable shade of pink.
Really, Schwertleite couldn't be gladder that after leaving, her former senior wound up in a place far better around here.
Truly, she deserves it.
Schwertleite didn't notice, but all of a sudden, she found herself smiling at the scene.
"Oh, ya." Noriaki suddenly looked over Rossweisse's shoulder at her and raised an eyebrow. "Almost forgot you were here, Voyalkyre. You doing alright over there?"
That is, of course, until she got pointed out by him!
With a huff, Schwertleite got back up on her feet. "Justpeachy."
Noriaki then proceeded to flash her a thumbs-up. "Neat." His gaze flickered back down to Rossweisse, who was staring at him expectantly, prompting him to give an exaggerated sigh. "Oh yeah. Also, sorry for blasting you with my divine aura earlier. I got a little excited? Yeah, let's call it that."
Schwertleite grumbled to herself. Such nonchalance. A God, even if his words and the 'scent' of his aura didn't give it away. How troublesome.
Well, she can't truly fault him for it since it was for Rossweisse and all, but still, how troublesome.
"It's fine, I suppose." She waved him off.
"Good, now then," he pauses, clicking his tongue while looking at her, "You just gonna stand there, or?"
Schwertleite blinked.
Oh yeah, what is she going to do now?
Logically? She should just leave. Her entrance was bad enough; give the two lovebirds their time to do whatever.
There's also the risk that if she stays and gets spotted by those three, work would suddenly become a living hell.
Literally.
Unless her senior plans to kill them.
But somehow, Schwertleite doesn't expect she'll go that far.
Though Schwertleite certainly wouldn't mind, and somehow, she didn't think her godly boyfriend would care either.
Yet, despite all the risk?
Schwertleite can't help but feel like running away.
She looked back toward her senior's godly boyfriend, her mind made up and resolute.
"I'd like to stay, please."
Noriaki narrowed his eyes back at her, but ultimately, he merely sighed, looking toward Rossweisse, "Well, it's Rose's show for now. So, you think the Voyalkyre here would be able to help?"
Somehow, someway, she will find a way to get this god back for him tainting her with such a vulgar nickname!
It doesn't help that her senior isn't even trying to defend her either, as the older silver-haired girl doesn't even comment as she looks her way, humming in thought.
After a moment, Rossweisse's eyes sparkle, and she smiles.
"Actuallyyes, yes, she could."
Schwertleite shivers.
Okay. Now she's starting to understand why her boyfriend looked a little worried earlier!
Just what does her senior have in mind for her former squadmates?
I whistled contemplatively as Rose finished elaborating on her genius revenge plan.
Across from me, our newest resident Voyalkyrie, seemed far more nervous than she was initially, probably because the plan relies almost entirely upon her unique skill set to even function.
Norse-style magic fencing, huh? This is the first time I've ever heard of it. Or of our Voyalkyrie, here.
I certainly don't recall Rose ever mentioning this girl before in the light novels, which means either this is an entirely original and new thing, or it's a possible spin-off or extra material addition that I never got the chance to read before getting whisked away here.
I've gotten a similar feeling before, so this situation isn't entirely new, but regardless
Bah! What does it matter now? Extra or entirely original, it's still new in totality to me.
Which means I have to bully this suspiciously smaller Rose-looking Valkyrie. It's the will of me, of course.
Yes, I'm still plenty bitter about her interrupting our moment, even if I can reluctantly admit it was better her than the Valkyrie 'Mean Girl' Squad.
Murder doesn't usually indicate a good time during a date, after all.
Well, now, hold on a minute, this is a different culture, so it could be-
A soft knock or tap to the side of my head sends me blinking back into the present, where Rose is sending me a pointed stare, the hand she just used to knock me upside the head lowering, with the Voyalkyrie somehow looking even more nervous.
"Whatever you're thinking," Rose started before I could even open my mouth, "the answer is no. Most definitely, no."
Damn, got read like an open book. Was I showing anything on my face there, though? Or is Rose developing senses relating to shenanigans now from being around me and Kuroka too much?
Either way, I give Rose an exaggerated pout as I cross my arms and slump a bit.
Rose rolls her eyes, giving me a small, amused smile before she turns to the Voyalkyrie. "As I was saying, Schwertleite? Do you have any questions, comments, or concerns?"
The junior Valkyrie twitched at that, letting out a low breath that didn't seem to relieve her anxiety, "Yes. Several, but unfortunately I don't think we have time to go threw them all"
Rose gives her an understanding nod. "Then the most important first?"
"I" the poor girl winces, "I'm not sure I have enough control to pull off what you're asking." She states, completely unsure.
Rose raised an eyebrow. "How many swords can you control at once?"
Huh, swords, plural? At once?
At that, the Voyalkyrie snaps her fingers, causing four Norse magic circles of a similar color to Rose's to appear at her back. From those four circles came swords, all Gate of Babylon style, but instead of shooting out of the circles like rockets, the Viking swords popped out and then proceeded to float behind her, staying in place even as the magic circles disappeared.
Oh. Magic fencing, duh!
After a moment, she adds with a sigh, "Just four right now. If I try to add a fifth, my mind starts getting all jumbled" she grumbles, seemingly ashamed.
That doesn't last long, however, as Rose suddenly grabs her shoulders, her smile wide, "That's plenty!"
"E-Eh!?" Her junior cries in shock, "But controlling the duplicates! Sure, there are only three, b-but it's still people, not just swords!"
Rose nodded, "True. But! I'll be helping! Together, the two of us can make it work!"
"Ah, well?" Slowly, the girl gives her back an uneasy smile, "O-Okay!"
It feels kind of dickish to bring it up like this, but I still feel the need to offer, just in case.
"You know," I begin, "with some clones and some more transformation, I could do pretty much everything myself." I offer.
Rose turns back towards me, "For the most part, yes." Then she holds up a finger, "Until we get to Valhalla, where Brynhildr would feel out your divinity, even the tiny amounts you and your clones leak whilst using your powers. She's around gods too much not to be sensitive to divinity."
So that's why the only thing I get to do is here, huh?
Now, granted, it's still a really fun thing, but still!
"Fair enough." I clicked my tongue, resigned, before adding, "Though, are you sure you don't want my part, though? Don't you have anything to say to them personally?"
Now at that, Rose frowned, "Ido. And while it would make them mad, it wouldn't make them the right kind of mad we'd need for this to work. So," she nodded to herself, and gave me a resolute stare, "I'm leaving it all up to you!"
I couldn't help the chuckle that left my lips as I reached over and patted her head on head, my silver-haired girl letting out a low whine as I did.
Unfortunately, she bats away my hand with a huff and a pout quickly after, continuing just as quickly, "Alrightlet's get this started, then! Schwertleite!"
The Voyalkyrie perks up, "Yes! Ma'am!"
"We're going to head out, watch for them, find a good place to make the swap, and so forth." She then sends me another glance. "Nori."
"Right, right," I wave her off, "I'm on in."
Man, when was the last time I used this? Or have I ever even?
My hands moved far quicker than either could likely see, but I knew exactly what hand seals they were making.
Only three.
Dog. Boar. Ram.
Transformation.
The little curtain area we stood in was abruptly filled with a smoky white cloud, with me as its source.
And when it cleared?
Both girls, despite my telling them it was possible mere minutes ago, couldn't have looked more shocked as they stared my way.
As for myself? Well.
For one, I looked down and couldn't see my feet anymore.
Why? Because there was a ravine of succulent soft titty flesh now blocking my view.
I whistled, "Damn, Rose." But it was distinctly not my voice that was coming out, "How do you see with these things in the way?"
I reached my hands up, but unfortunately, they were completely stopped by Rose darting over and grabbing them.
"Please. Don't." She practically begged, her face a pure, scarlet red.
Begged in the same voice, albeit with a different tone due to emotion, as mine.
Looking forward at her now, I find my eyes meeting hers perfectly as well.
And looking back down? I find myself wearing the same thing she's wearing, too.
Transformation Jutsu is successful.
"Alright~! Fine!" I reply, the first word all cutesy and girly, then all snobbish on the second, with Rose's normally suppressed accent coming out there, for some reason.
I was just playing around, saying stuff in tones I'd never heard Rose in before, just to see what it sounded like.
Also, the way Rose squirmed with embarrassment made me want to do it more, but unfortunately
I let out a good-natured chuckle and pat Rose on the head, "Alright, alrightgo on, you two, I'll be right here. Call me when they're almost here, and we can get this show on the road."
"O-Okay." The Voyalkyrie agreed, still in a state of absolute shock at what she had just witnessed.
Rose eyed me for a second, but that only made her blush more and turn away, her body squirming as she did.
Alright, see, with reactions like that, I've got to do at least one more tease.
So, I lean forward, idly noting the heft of my chest, and peck her on the cheek.
"E-EH!?" Rose promptly full-on shrieks in shock and grabs the Voyalkyrie, "Okaybereadywe'llcallyoubye!"
With that, she makes a mad dash out and away, dragging her poor junior along with her.
I giggle a happy little girlish giggle, although unlike Rose's, my version in her voice is far more mischievous, more cackling.
I sit back down, pick up Rose's sunhat, and set it on my head. It fits nicely and snugly, as it should.
Now then, what shall I do while I wait?
Slowly, my gaze falls upon my transformed chest.
Only to sigh in discontent and shake my head, setting my gaze up and forward once again.
I did it as a joke earlier, so there's no point in groping them now that I'm all alone.
I've never felt Rose's before, see, so they wouldn't feel like hers. Right now, I'm using Kuroka's as a placeholder for that part of her body.
Shame that.
Anyhow, I suppose I'll spend however long I have left to wait rehearsing my lines, so to speak?
I'd say Rose is too nice because she's letting me be the one to smack-talk them.
But then again. She let me be the one to smack-talk them.
Hah~...I almost feel bad for those three.
Almost.
~ A New Sun ~
"Are we theerreee yet, Ort?" Helm nagged, for the umpteenth time since they left.
Grimgerde had to hold in another sigh, instead staring straight ahead, pretending to be unbothered when she wanted to strangle Helm with her overdone hairdo.
"F-For the last time!" Ort, their panicky little friend, for once seemed very close to snapping, "No! No, we are, NO- Oh." She cut herself off before stopping, causing the whole group to stop, before she looked up from the phone she's been staring at the entire way here. "Never mind, it's over there." She pointed, and the two followed with their gazes.
It was Helm that, as usual, reacted first, with a whistle, "Man, not a half bad place at all, huh, Grim?"
Grim simply nodded.
It was nice and out of the way, but not so far out to be an inconvenience to reach, while at the same time seeming nice and modest from the outside at least.
Helm snickered, "Still can't get over the name." She mused aloud.
Ort blushed at the remark, scrambling to put her phone away, the dolt nearly dropping it as she tries to send it away with a small circle.
Grim couldn't help but chuckle. The name of the place is hilarious, after all.
Having finally put her phone away, Ort started randomly adjusting her uniform, likely from nerves. "O-Okay!" She started with a gulp, "Now that we're here, uhhow should we do this?"
Helm turned, looking at the clutz with a raised eyebrow, "We bust down the door and grab her, don't we?"
Grim immediately facepalmed.
Thankfully, Ort had the sense to look appalled. "What!?" She cried, "No! We can't do that! T-The fineesss~!"
Helm's eyes widened almost comically, and she immediately turned a sickly pale. "R-Right, rightokay." She let out a shuddering sigh before asking her, "Grim? Whatcha thinking?"
"Simple." She answers without need for deliberation, "We walk in. Hildr is on the clock today, no? She'll appear at the door, we ask her where she set them at, and then go from there."
None of them have ever even been inside Hildr's workplace before- why would they? So, they have no idea what to expect going in.
Grim nods to herself, continuing, "We'll need Hildr for this, whether we just mess around with them or do somethingmore. Either way."
Ort nodded, "S-Sounds like a plan!"
Helm groaned, "Ugh. Plans. This doesn't need to be that complicated!"
"W-Walking inside isn't that complicated, though?" Ort uttered, legitimately befuddled.
But she, as usual, was promptly ignored. Helm doesn't do proper logic after all, she's just itching to cause trouble.
"Do you have anything that would let us get in without being forced to take three more jobs to pay off egregious amounts of debt?" Grim countered without even looking Helm's way.
"...No." She replied with a low grumble.
Grim huffed haughtily. "That's what I thought."
"U-Uhgirls?" Ort mumbled in disbelief, her eyes slowly going wide.
But she was ignored again, as Helm whirled on Grim and glared at her.
"Scuse' me bitch, did you say something?" Helm gritted out.
Grim barely looked at her, looked down at her, specifically. Of the three, hilariously, Helm was the shortest.
"Sorry." Grim began, unamused, "I couldn't hear you down there." She tilted down slightly, her ear facing the girl, "Say again?"
"You LITTLE-"
"G-Girls!" Ort interjected, grabbing them both by their shoulders as she shouted.
Helm immediately turned with an aggravated grunt, practically shoving Ort away as she did so. "What!?" She hissed.
"Oh, I apologize."
Each of them froze, absolutely stock still.
That voice
That wasn't any of theirs. That was the voice of a girl she hadn't heard in some time now.
"If you'd like, I can come back later once you've all sorted outwhatever this is." She continued, completely nonplussed.
Hearing her voice a second time was enough to shock Grim enough to look forward once again, just to make sure. She had to see, had to be sure.
Much like Ort, she found her own eyes widening much the same, as standing merely a dozen or so steps away was her.
The mead hall framed their former squad mate's strikingly beautiful form, her silver hair flowing freely down her back, her body clad in a well-fitting sundress, and her head capped with a wide and long-brimmed sun hat.
It's her, it's definitely her. It looks like her, and a cursory glance with her magical senses allows her to feel that familiar pang of her magic, though constrained tightly, it radiated before them still.
Yet, at the same time
Rossweisse stood there, her arms behind her back, her body tilted to the side slightly as she looked at them and smiled.
It felt off. So off. Yet Grim couldn't say exactly how it was off.
Of course, the other two didn't pick up on that, or if they did, they certainly didn't show it.
Helm stepped forward immediately, "Nah, nah it's fine, see, we we're actually trying to figure out how to approach you, but since you came right out to us anyway" she smirked, widely, "It's settled. Do stay, little Rose."
Rossweisse shrugged, her smile never leaving her face. "Okay." She answered with barely a beat.
Helm blinked, not expecting that response, "U-Uh. Good! Yeah!"
The Rossweisse Helm knew, that they all knew, would have had a far more animated response to seeing them again. Too mocking her new nickname like that. A frown, a professional smile, asking what they want, telling them to leave, literally anything.
Not justthis.
"S-So" Ort began to speak up, "Where's-"
Only to be cut off entirely, much to the clutz's utter shock.
"Now then." Rossweisse continued abruptly, "Who are you three again?"
Helm staggered back as if struck. "Y-You're kidding, right!?"
"Y-Yeah!" Ort gaped at their former squad member.
Grim gritted her teeth, unable to say anything at this point.
"Oh, right, right, my apologies." She bowed her head slightly, something they were far more familiar with.
"I'm sorry. It's just I don't have time to remember a bunch of losers."
Whatever familiarity that action brought was dashed by her next line in an instant.
"...Excuse me?" Grim finally spoke, muttering in growing outrage.
Helm was glaring daggers at this point, and even Ort had an ugly little frown across her face.
"I do believe you heard me." Rossweisse raised her head back up, her smile still had not left. "You're losers, correct? Am I to assume you've grown deaf as well since I left?" Her gaze snaps toward Grim specifically. "Or is your head too busy being in the roots to hear? I'll tell you right now" Her smile grows far wider, almost eerily so, "You won't find a boyfriend up there, you kissless virgin troll."
Grim saw red.
"H-Hold it!" Ort suddenly grabbed her, wrapping her arms around her waist, Grim didn't even know she was moving, didn't know she had summoned her spear, and was in the process of firing up a lightning spell that would scour this bitch off the street.
Fortunately, Ort was only one girl, and there were two of them.
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY FRIEND!?" Helm screeched like a Celtic banshee, she didn't draw a weapon or prepare a spell; she just blasted straight for their former squadmate like a bull.
"Hmmspeaking of kissless virgins." Rossweisse mused as Helm charged, looking right at her with a lopsided smile.
"YOU! BITCH!"
She lunged, swinging.
She missed. Rossweisse abruptly appeared right at Helm's back.
Both Grim and Ort's eyes went wide. Teleportation Magic!? It had to be, they didn't see her move! Yet, at the same time, they didn't see a magic circle either!
"Wah? W-Woaaahhh!" Helm nearly fell forward straight onto her nose as her fist passed through the air, and she was forced to come to a screeching halt, hopping several times on one foot, trying to maintain her balance and stay upright.
Rossweisse turned and gave her what amounted to a pat on the back.
The girl fell over like a stack of cards, straight into the dirt.
"Agh! FUCK! My uniform!" Helm whined, enraged.
Rossweisse didn't look impressed, merely raising an eyebrow down at her.
"Pigs stay in the mud and dirt where they belong." She suddenly spoke as though fact, causing Helm to freeze in place, as though struck and encased in ice.
"Y-YouYOU" Helm began heaving, frothing with a rage neither Grim nor Ort even thought possible.
"Wow." Rossweisse gave her a side eye, "You sure squeal a lot, don't you? No wonder no guy wants to be around you."
"Y-YOUI-I" Tears began pricking at the corners of Helm's eyes, her body beginning to violently shudder, as though she couldn't decide between murder or crying.
Ort took a step toward Rossweisse, positively enraged at this point and glaring at their former squadmate, yet still trying to hold back Grim all the same.
"That's enough!" She cried out, furious, "What's the matter with you!?"
Rossweisse turned to Ort, slowly, smile ever unmoving, "Ah what's the matter with me? The real question you should be asking, pigtails-"
"P-Pigtails!?" Ort cried out, exasperated at Rossweisse, seemingly actually forgetting her name.
Regardless, Rossweisse continued unabated, "-isn't what's wrong with me. It's what's wrong with you." She pointed at Ort specifically, but Grim could tell she was talking to them all.
"After all, I just went on a date." What felt like ice water was dumped on them all at once. They had forgotten, in the heat of the moment, that there was a guy. "Yes, an actual date, and guess who isn't kissless anymore~...!"
She gave them all a cheeky little grin before her gaze focused on Ort.
"I know I was pretty shy when it came to this stuff, but geez," Rose mused wisely, "I can at least see clearly why you can't get a date, pigtails. You couldn't ask a toaster to toast your bread for you, much less ask an actual guy out."
Ort stared. Blankly.
Then, she let Grim go.
"Get her." She spoke plainly.
And for once, Grim couldn't agree more with Ort.
Grim leaped, her spear raised, and pointed straight for Rossweisse's chest. Screw magic, she'll make her bleed the old-fashioned way.
Helm also answered the call, a magic circle spiraling before her fist as she rose to knock her in the back of the head.
There's an insignificantly small part of her that realizes that causing lasting damage wouldn't be a good idea for their careers.
At the same time, though, Grim can't be bothered to care right at this moment.
Especially when both her spear and Helm's magically enhanced fist pass through the air.
Again.
Ort stands there, eyes wide, unblinking, as Rossweisse leans against her back.
"Hmm," she hums aloud, "not to mention, beyond all else? You threeare pathetically weak." She leans back, her mouth right to Ort's ear, yet all of them could hear her pretty clearly, "I surpassed you all years ago, don't look so surprised. Your attacks don't mean anything; you three don't mean anything."
Ort whirls around, magic circles spinning into existence across her arm as she attempts to swipe at her.
Yet, she couldn't even clear the turn before Rossweisse was gone again, this time further down the road.
Rossweisse merely waved to them, completely unbothered.
All three Valkyries turned her way and charged at her head-on.
Every attack they threw was dodged.
Every spell they slung missed.
Yet each time, Rossweisse slung a verbal barb that struck deep into each of their cores.
And all the while, they never realized that, bit by bit, they were led back to the place they had just come from.
An enormous hall made of pure, glorious gold.
Valhalla.
With all the same rage that brought them there, the three Valkyrie burst through the golden double doors of Valhalla, the same doors they swore they just saw her slip into.
Yet, as the entrance hall stretched out before them
"Fuuucckk" Helm heaved, stepping further inside, the magic around her fists dimming, "Where did that bitch go!?"
She was nowhere to be found.
Ort slumped slightly, her full body heaving as she panted, "S-SheShe couldn't have gotten far nowcome on!"
Grim huffed, the least winded of the three, yet even still, she wasn't starting to feel the burn in her legs and magic power reserves.
It was a wild goose chase straight from the start. She had taken off in a random direction, and no matter how much they tried, no matter how much they fought, they couldn't even touch her.
They were always just out of arm's reach. Their spells never even so much as nicked her hair.
But they were persistent, very persistent, and it thankfully didn't take too long before she visibly seemed to slow down.
Grim became fairly certain then about the speed she was showcasing before. It was some kind of enhancement spell that was precast before their encounter. She's pretty sure the others would agree with that assessment.
Because as soon as it wore off, she turned almost immediately and made way straight for Valhalla.
Grim is also pretty sure she knows why.
"You two," Grim called, beginning to bark orders, "spread out. Look for her, but be careful. We did enough damage on the way here, last we need is the Captain to get on our asses over destroying the hall, too."
Helm huffed and grumbled, while Ort shivered and began panickedly ranting, "B-But we avoided torching like, the houses and stuff, right? We kept our blasts contained, and to the roads, so it should be fine, right!?"
Grim rolled her eyes. "There's still going to be fines for that, Ort."
"O-OhGods" Ort slumped further, her entire body quivering, "I'm going to have to take out a third loan, aren't I!? And pick up another job! I-"
"O-kay!" Helm slammed a hand over Ort's mouth, "Shut the fuck up. Please. We'll think of something together, besides," she slowly let Ort's mouth free, "we've got to deal with something a little more important right now, don't ya think?"
"...R-Right!" Ort nodded after a moment, taking a quivering breath as she tried to calm herself down.
"While you two do that," Grim continued at last, "I'm going to go keep the Captain company. Just in case."
Both Helm and Ort looked back at Grim at her words, their eyes slowly widening as what she said settled upon them.
"You don't think?" Helm trailed off with a snarl.
"R-Reallyshe'd go to the Captain?" Ort muttered in disbelief and horror.
Truly, Grim doubted the possibility. While she wasn't personally sure about how their Captain would react to her showing up, she could also say with fairly high certainty that Rossweisse telling on them wouldn't amount to much.
It never really had in the past, after all. Somehow, Grim doubts it'd mean much now.
Still, the possibility is there that, now that she's no longer part of the Squad, she'd try and spin the events of this night somehow, or try something with the Captain specifically, to try and get out of this or put them in far more trouble
Yeah, Grim won't be risking that.
And she says as such, with a shake of her head, "Maybe. Maybe not. Better not risk it."
"Damn bitch" Helm clicked her tongue, "Well, it's not like there's any need to worry about it, we'll find her, won't we, Ort!?"
"Huh? Oh! Y-Yeah!" She stammered, yet nodded resolutely.
With that, those two Valkyries ran off, and Grim began making her way toward the Captain's office.
So fast they did, in fact, that none of them even noticed the three magic circles springing into existence right where they once stood.
~ A New Sun ~
As Grim approached the Captain's office door, she couldn't help but admit internally that she was more than a little nervous.
Unlike pretty much every other Valkyrie, the Captain, the Brynhildr, she'swell.
She's professional. Professional to an absolute fault. She doesn't gossip, she doesn't joke, Grim can't recall her ever smiling, or even attempting to have fun.
Especially during the job. Never during the job. And even when she isn't on the job, Grim doesn't recall Brynhildr doing anything besides work.
Or training.
But then again, she is the strongest Valkyrie of their generation. Of course, it wouldn't be easy keeping and maintaining that name.
Right. Brynhildr isn't even her real name; it's the name she inherited when it was determined she was the strongest, and that was some time ago. Grim doesn't even know her real name!
So, all in all, if she thinks about it, she's sort of screwed.
But it's not like the other two would have better chances of dealing with her, considering Helm's borderline constant delinquency, and Ort's ever-present nervousness
Yeah, those two would be more liable to get them in more trouble rather than helping here.
So, it's up to her!
Before her sat an ornately crafted office door. As with everything else in the hall, it was made of gold, but uniquely, the door featured entirely different decoration.
Figures. It was covered in images of people, Valkyrie, to be more specific. Though their faces were blank masks, from the top, all the way up to the bottom, each woman looked different in some way, even if minor.
Whether it be body shape, hair style, or even the type of weapon they used, you'd be able to tell each one was their own person.
And at the topmost part of the door? A plac, etched with a single word, a name.
Brynhildr.
She hasn't been here often, and when she usually is, she's dreading the visit, so she's never really had the time to take in the exact design of the door. Hel, why would she? It's a door.
Yet now? She can't help herself. Each one of these figures were a past Brynhildr, a past Captain of the Valkyrie Squad, and there were so many.
It puts it into perspective just how far away they are now from that golden age.
"Enter."
She's shocked stiff from her thoughts as a mature, feminine voice beckons her from the other side of the door.
Grim really shouldn't be surprised, of course, their Captain could sense her coming.
As there was no point in hesitating anymore, Grim stepped forward, pushing the golden office door open as she did.
Only to be greeted by more gold as she stepped in. Typical. It is Valhalla, after all, even the office spaces must be covered every inch in as much gold as feasibly possible.
Except, office space it may be, the gold here was noticeably moremuted, in its shine. Here, the gold was far darker, almost rustic. Truly, just how old this single room was was apparent with that one slight difference.
As such, dark golden bookshelves and file cabinets lined the walls, and wherever there was space in between, frescos and paintings of battles and warrior women past were slotted in to take up the space.
The center of the room is where all the action lay; a large, dark, golden office desk sat, stacked with papers and parchment, and the only thing brightly gold colored compared to the rest of the room.
A computer, something Grim heard was called a 'Mac' by the Humans down in Midgard. Supposedly, such machines were developed here for Asgard, but according to some rather baseless rumors, Lord Odin himself merely purchased the machines and brought them here, before painting them gold and claiming the former.
But as mentioned, those are baseless rumors at best! There's no way Lord Odin would lie like that!
In the end, however, none of that stuff took Grim's attention, no, it was the woman behind the desk that did.
Clad in a form-fitting black suit, with long light blue hair, and piercing eyes of the same color that were already set on her, sat their Captain.
And judging by the unamused look on her face, Grim was pretty sure she wasn't in a great mood to begin with.
Joy.
The moment the door shut behind her, Brynhildr began.
"Grimgerde." Her name slipped through her Captain's name like a number, nearly making her wince, "Excellent. I was going to call you and your friends here in the morning, but I suppose we can do this now."
Huh?
Seeing as she didn't respond, Brynhildr continued, her gaze never moving off her face, "You, Helmwige, and Ortlinde." She began anew with a list, "I just got a report that you three were throwing around combat magic in the streets."
Brynhildr set one hand over the other, her gaze becoming a glare as she looked at her, "Would you care to explain your and your friend's actions?"
Well. Fuck.
How the hell is she supposed to get out of this one!?
If she already got the report, somehow, then shouldn't she know already the why?
In which case, this is a trap, isn't it?
She can't just lie directly to the Brynhildr's like that! She can't say she'd survive the punishment!
Letting out a shaky breath, Grim stood straight and began, "Ma'am, we were chasingRossweisse, ma'am."
Brynhildr rose an eyebrow, "ChasingRossweisse, hmm? She's back in Asgard, then?"
Grim could barely pick up the hint of curiosity in Brynhildr's tone, something not at all surprisingconsidering she personally taught Rossweisse her magic.
To this day, Grim couldn't say whether such special tutelage is another source of pity or jealousy toward the young former Valkyrie.
After all, Brynhildr's spars with the girl weren't private, and calling them 'spars' is a littleoff the mark.
Regardless, Grim nodded and answered the question given to her by her most high senior, "Yes, yes, she is ma'am."
Brynhildr let out a low, tired sigh. "Of course, she shows up, and immediately someone gets into it with her." Without another word, she reaches out, picking up three separate file folders, and tucking them under a larger stack of them, "The Gods will handle you three on this matter, as you were off the joband Rossweisse isn't employed here anymore anyway."
Grim barely got a chance to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Now then. Grimgerde?" She continued, far too quickly, "Since I presume you didn't come here for all of that, I must ask, what are you doing back here so late?"
All of a sudden, Grim found her mouth dry and her throat closing up.
Yeah, she really didn't think this one through at all, did she?
Her knee-jerk explanation was that she came back to find her spear, but that stupidity was quickly tossed out when she remembered she could summon the thing at any time with her magic!
That left her mind blank for a second.
Until she remembered that hint of curiosity in Brynhildr's voice earlier.
"Ma'am," she began, slowly, to word this right, "I just came to tell you about Rossweisse, in case you cared to know?"'
Brynhildr gave her another eyebrow raise, though her face not changing beyond its stoic mask didn't give her any other hint to how exactly she felt about her words.
For a moment, Brynhildr didn't say anything at all, and during that small window of time Grim was fairly certain she was screwed.
How? She didn't know. Just screwed.
Then Brynhildr finally said something, and it nearly gave Grim the whiplash of the ages, "How was she doing?"
It was four simple words, yet not only did Grim never expect such a question from the Captain's mouth, the way she said it
Melancholic. Even though her face didn't change, if it did, Grim could almost imagine her sporting an almost sad smile.
"Well," Grim began, clamming her petty jealousy deep down so it doesn't show, "she was out with aguy. At Hildr's new workplace. So, presumably, good."
Despite her best attempts, her seething still seeped out a little bit at the end there.
Thankfully, Brynhildr didn't seem to notice it, or, if she did, she didn't care.
As she was too busy looking visibly shocked.
"T-Truly?" Brynhildr stammered, not entirely unlike Ort, "Little Rossweisse?" She reached up and rubbed her chin, looking almost contemplative.
Also, Grim could hear it, she knows the feeling and tone as much as any Valkyrie does after all.
But Brynhildr's last word there? Unmistakably bitter.
Grim has no idea what to do with this new information, but she must admit that internally, her perspective of Brynhildr has cracked a little bit.
If not even she, the Strongest Valkyrie of the generation, can escape the loneliness, then what hope do the rest of them have?
Fortunately, she's not allowed to ponder that thought.
Behind her, outside the office, sounds begin echoing through the walls.
Brynhildr perks up, but Grim turns to face the door as the sounds get louder.
It almost sounds like the roar of ashockwave?
The office door promptly flew open with a thunder crack.
Grim barely had time for her eyes to widen, for her to sense the unmistakable feeling of Helm's magical power, and recognize that the shockwave was likely one of her Norse-style magic boxing ones.
Then it hit her, and she was in the air.
For barely a second, as her body slammed into something far harder than any wall.
A sky blue Norse magic barrier circle.
Brynhildr's barrier circle, cast so quickly she didn't even sense or feel it being summoned until she had struck it.
The shockwave broke apart as it crashed against the barrier, leaving Brynhildr's desk untouched, and Grim to slide down the barrier and onto the floor.
The magical barrier winked out a second later.
Then, her voice came, once again, speaking her name.
"...Grimgerde." No longer spoken like a number, one of many Valkyrie, but instead with a dangerous askance.
And Grim saw exactly what she meant, as the office door hung open, and they both saw into one of the many golden halls of Valhalla.
Specifically, the now trashed Golden Hall of Valhalla. With decorations blasted and fallen over, golden tiles cracked and flung, and other doors stretching along the halls broken openif on their hinges at all.
A sword was suddenly held right beneath Grim's chin.
Her gaze flickered down. What struck her first was the ornate Norse runes inlaid across the center of the blade; what struck her second was just how old and nearly worn it looked.
Third? Who was wielding it?
Brynhildr, who now somehow stood right next to her.
Her wrist flexed.
The runes of the sword glowed, and the sword ignited into a blade of flames.
"What. Was. That."
Grim's eyes shot between the flaming blade and Brynhildr's, her stoic face now replaced by one of absolutely simmering fury, and she realized something.
Now they're absolutely screwed.
~ A New Sun ~
Next to use, the Voyalkyrie collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.
"O-Okay! T-ThaHah-!" She gulped, then gagged, and nearly doubled over, her entire body caked in sweat and looking like she was going to throw up and pass out at the same time, somehow.
Rose was quick to kneel next to her, rubbing her back soothingly, a reassuring smile on her face despite the sweat dripping down her brow. "There there, Schwert. You did amazingly, well done!"
Well, not just reassuring, she looked damn near ecsastic even.
Also, cute nickname. Still going to use mine!
"Tha-ThanAh-..." She couldn't even thank her without gasping for breath, that's how out of it she was now.
It didn't take a genius to guess what exactly was wrong with her, so I did just that, "Run out of magic?"
Rose gave a confirming nod, "Pretty much. Exhausted it with powerful, unfamiliar magic. Even I felt the blow to my reserves as well there." Rose let out a breath. "Still, it all went according to plan." Her smile grew wider even, "Better, even!"
I looked out from our watchpoint, a building looking straight out at Valhalla, the massive, pure golden mead hall that Rose had trained at to become a Valkyrie.
"So they did more than just trash the place?" I asked, curious.
After all, I didn't understand magic mambo jumbo, and I certainly didn't understand Norse magic mambo jumbo. To me? All I saw was them playing DJ with magic circles.
All I know is the plan. That being? Lead them here, then, Rose and the Voyalkyrie here were going to create magic duplicates of the Valkyrie Mean Girl squad, and use them to get them in big trouble with their Captain.
Now, since they're trying to duplicate something other than themselves, the 'clones' can't do much of anything, really, besides basic movements and such.
The Voyalkyrie's job was to give them more lifelike movement, in case anyone saw them, via whatever magical telekinesis she uses to control her swords.
Rose, meanwhile, cast the actual magic through them that was too destroy a bunch of stuff.
Rose came back up on her feet, shaking her head, smile still brimming, "No, they still did that, but! Due to them throwing around so much magic on the way here, I was able to take the 'signature', or feel of their magic, if you will, and throw that around as the duplicates went around trashing everything."
I raised an eyebrow, "Then that means, like, anyone who checks the damage will sense their signature on it from the magic?"
Rose shook her head at that, "Such small-scale magic won't leave a detectable trace. No, what it means is any spells that those duplicates cast? I was able to put their signature on it, so if someone is in the presence of the magic, they'll sense that person's signature."
"Ah" I smirked, "I see, I see! So then, the Captain?"
Rose mirrored my smirk. "Yes."
Valhalla flashed.
I don't mean the building itself, no, I mean from within, a flash that broke through the windows and lit up the evening darkness around it like a small sun.
Rose recoiled, almost instinctively, damn near slamming into me.
Even from here, we could hear the screams from here. Very, very pained girlish screams.
Rose let out a sigh of relief, "Perhaps too well. That was Brynhildr starting to do her job. We shouldprobably move."
I pat her on the back, "Are you sure you don't wanna stay and watch the fireworks?" I ask.
Rose thinks for a moment before shaking her head, "I know what's going to happen to them now. That's enough."
That's ominous.
"Well, alright." I pat her on the head, unwilling to fight her on this. All of this was her idea. If she's satisfied? So am I.
Then I blinked, as a thought occurred, "Wait, how are we going to pay back Hildr?"
I just realized, we never really made a plan for her? It kind of all got focused around those three.
Rose looked up at me, blinking in realization, a light dusting of pink marring her cheeks in embarrassment.
"Oh. Right. Well, that should be easyif Schwert is up for it?"
Said Voyalkrie heaved out a slightly choked gasp.
"Yeah," I chuckle, looking toward the poor girl, "I'll take care of it. Tell me, what'd you have in mind?" I asked, looking back down at Rose.
The dusting across her cheeks grew deeper as she leaned up on her tiptoes to mutter into my ear.
I snorted soon after.
"That simple?"
"Y-Yeah." She confirmed, her gaze hardening, "She doesn't deserve much thought, does she?"
I grinned and simply nodded at her. I can get behind that?
It didn't take much effort to make a little under half a dozen clones.
Rose didn't drop a bead of sweat as she cast a single spell on each to spoof the magical detection of the restaurant, then teleport the small group there.
Then, I got to watch once they were done.
As each one got there, and walked right on into the place, with no one to greet them.
As each one turned into our former Hostess.
And finally, as each one took turns flinging open every single curtain, practically tearing the things down as they did.
They made sure every single occupant saw who they were before vanishing, poofing one after the other.
By the end of it? The hall was filled with the sounds of very angry, very exposed couples, whose couplings were all cut short.
Have fun dealing with that, bitch! Those yelp reviews are going to suck.
A shame I won't get to see her face dealing with all that, but oh well.
She was just a footnote, after all.
By now, the golden glowing circle in the Asgardian sky has been replaced by a slightly smaller glowing silver circle, barely peaking over the edge of the horizon.
The evening is over, and the nighttime has begun.
Yet despite that? The Realm of the Norse Gods doesn't appear to sleep.
I sit now on top of a far larger building, still old Viking-inspired in design, yet far more modern in build.
The closest thing this place has to a skyscraper, considering, you know, the low-hanging sky and all that.
Rose sits beside me, cuddled against my side, her arms wrapped around my arm, and her head leaning against my shoulder.
Before us lay a full-on urban sprawl of buildings looking the same as the one we were sitting on now.
Despite the darkness, there was practically nothing we couldn't see, as lights within the buildings and across the streets lit up everything.
And if I were to turn around, facing out toward the countryside, the place where we spent most of our time in Asgard so far, I'd see much the same yet far more sporadic.
Truly, I could sit here and stare at it all for a long time
"Is this really all you wanna do?" I lean down a bit toward Rose as I ask, curious.
Rose only nods and lets out an affirmative hum, her eyes closed and a gentle and contented smile on her face.
As much as I would like for her to fall asleep like this, peaceful and content, there are more than a few problems that would arise from that.
For instance, I'm not sure I'd be able to bring us home myself. I don't know about magical teleportation, and my form of transportation might only result in us slamming into the branches of the World Tree at warp speed.
Also.
I turned my head, looking behind and off to the side from us, lying not too far away, was the Voyalkyrie.
Yeah, she's still here.
She's not awake, though; she's out.
Magical exhaustion finally caught up to her not long after I dealt with Hildr; by that point, she could barely speak, and out she went.
She'd be fine, she just needs rest, according to Rose, anyway. The thing is, she doesn't know where our Voyalkyrie here lives.
Leaving her at Valhalla wasn't an option, since a magically exhausted Valkyrie would be very suspicious, considering what had just gone down.
Rose speculated she might have a sister, but she wasn't entirely sure on the matter, and regardless, pretty much all the Valkyries are petty little virgins, so that also wasn't an option.
We could have left her with Rose's grandmother.
Well, I suggested we did.
"N-No!" Rose exclaimed, fidgeting and flushing at the same time, "I-I'm not ready for that y-yet!"
I had to force down a chuckle as the memory of Rose's reaction to that idea passed through my head again.
I should have assumed, though. The 'meeting your significant other's parents' stage isn't exactly something that usually happens so soon, and Rose, in specific, is already as green as can be regarding this, so yeah.
Anyhow, in the end, we resolved to pretty much carry the poor girl around with us until she wakes up, which leads us to now.
Rose switched the girl's clothes out of her Valkyrie uniform into something warmer and more comfortable, although I have to admit, I was more than a little surprised about the outfit Rose put on her.
It was gyaru, gal fashion, although Rose had no idea what any of that meant. It's apparently what Rose remembered her wearing besides the Valkyrie armor, so I went along with it, but still, our little Voyalkyrie here is full of surprises!
I do kind of feel bad just leaving her there, though. I know she's not human, so maybe it's not as big a deal, but lying on wood and stone can't exactly be comfortable, can it?
Ah, well. Rose never brought that up as a concern, so I'll assume it's fine.
As we sit, I absentmindedly rub my hand along Rose's thigh, prompting the silver-haired girl to let out a breath and shiver just a tad.
"AhHmm~, Nori?" Rose suddenly speaks up, albeit softly, causing me to blink and look back down at her.
I don't let the suddenness get to me, though, "Sup?"
"U-UmWell." Rose draws her gaze downward, her eyes closed, before abruptly rearing his head back up, straight to my face, and just as suddenly kissing me.
It was nothing like before; this one was incredibly quick, more like a peck she didn't even give me time to properly react.
Except now she was looking at me, meeting me eye for eye.
"It'sgetting pretty late," she starts, the only hint of what she'd just done being the slight quiver of trepidation in her voice and her burning cheeks, "not here, but I mean, back in Japan. Back home."
She considers Japan her home now? Aww~!
"We shouldprobably head back, I t-think."
She seems oddly nervous about this, doesn't she?
I raise an eyebrow, looking back at her, "Done with the sightseeing already, huh? It was a pretty beautiful view" I give her a pointed stare and a little wink, causing the poor silver-haired girl to flinch more, "But, alright. If you're done, then I guess we can call it a night."
Rose nods quickly, before adding, "Done here, yes. E-End of the night, though" She trails off like she wants to add more, but shakes her head instead, stopping herself.
Well, now, looks like someone's got something planned, huh?
I don't want to jump to conclusions, so I'll keep my lips zipped shut for now.
Instead, I point back toward the still unconscious Voyalkyrie with my thumb.
"We're taking her with us back to Japan, then?"
"I-If that's alright?"
I give her a nod and a reassuring smile, "We've got plenty of space. The only thing I'm worried about is her waking up and thinking she got kidnapped or something."
"I think it'll be fine, I'll leave her a note or something by her bed" Rose muses a simple solution, to which I shrugged.
"If that'll do fine, go for it." I encourage her, to which Rose nods back after a moment.
Without another word, I get up, it takes a moment or two more before Rose lets me go, as she was still holding onto my side. She let out a little squeak of embarrassment when she realized what she was still doing before she did, cute stuff.
I walk over and pick up the Voyalkyrie, swinging the girl over my shoulder in a good old-fashioned fireman's carry.
Only the special and good girls get the princess carry.
Anyhow, cargo acquired, I walk back over to Rose, who was now holding a steadily spinning magic circle in her hand.
She didn't necessarily drop the circle, so much as it floated down out of her hand before hitting the ground.
As I rejoin her side, the circle begins to light up, and I prepare for the flash of light that's too carry us away.
What I'm not prepared for is for Rose to turn, take a breath, and gently grab onto me, in something like a half-embrace.
Her head against my chest, and the light from her teleportation circle building, she mutters something I can just barely hear.
"Thank you."
I can take a guess or two at what for.
Without a word, I wrap my free arm around her waist, lean down, and kiss her on the forehead.
And with that, the light takes us away.
~ A New Sun ~
Lord Odin opened the double-decker golden doors to Valhalla with a wistful sigh.
Another day, another long night of looking at tits and throwing money at women so they'll talk to him, all in a good days work.
As soon as the doors were open, he took one step inside, tripped, and fell flat on his face.
"...Arh?" The old god grunted in no small amounts of shock and annoyance, his face full of gold.
Odin raised his head, and almost immediately, he found out what the problem was.
Valhalla had been trashed.
Golden statues and pillars overturned, art and paintings smashed, the tiled floor cracked and broken apart.
He turned, looked back, and saw the thing that he had tripped over.
His statue's golden head.
Joy.
Grumbling, he lifted himself back onto his feet, dusted the golden dust off his robe, and set out to walk down the hall.
All the while, his left eye shimmered and glowed, the Magic Eye of Mimisbrunnr revealing the Flow of Magic to him in the area in a dazzling ray of colors and auras.
Odin snorted. He didn't need to see through his left eye long to figure out what happened.
A hodgepodge of magical signatures and formulas had run roughshod through the place like a tsunami, but he caught onto three specifically that he felt were familiar to him.
Because those three were part of his Valkyrie Squad.
Odin let out a long and tired sigh. He was not at all looking forward to finding out why the hel any of this happened.
Unfortunately, this knowledge would be his soon, considering the sobbing and screaming of girls he quickly heard echoing down the hall.
He'll admit, he went a bit slower than he could have gone, but anything to save his head the ache of this situation for a little while longer.
In time, though, he made it to the source of the screaming and crying.
It was one of the larger Valkyrie training rooms, though in practice it acted far more like an arena or stadium, albeit on the smaller ends, located closer to the center of the hall.
There, he found them. The three girls whose magic is all over the place, and his lovely Valkyrie Captain, this generation's Brynhildr.
And oh hel.
Does she look pissed.
You could tell because she's frowning. Odin doesn't think she's ever seen Brynhildr truly full-on frown before.
Well, that, and the whole-
"IEEEEEEEE-!"
One of the Valkyires, the smaller of the three, screeched and cried as Brynhildr wacked her on the ass with her flaming sword.
"Be quiet," Brynhildr commanded, ice cold.
That.
That means she pretty pissed off, doesn't it?
All three Valkyrie were bounds, ankles and wrists, by spiraling blue magic circles, their bodies bent over so their asses were all presented. Odin didn't need his left eye to tell immediately those were Brynhildr's spells, and frankly, he's rather glad of that fact.
After all, he'd rather not look at this scene too much, he's not into any of that shit.
"A-A-Ah" The one who just got wacked whimpered pitifully, trying to look back at Brynhildr, likely to beg for mercy.
Instead, when she turned her head, her gaze rolled over him first.
Shit.
"L-Lord Odin!" She panickedly cried, causing the old god to wince a fraction, "Lord! P-Please! You've got to listen to u-"
Whoosh. Slap. Hiss.
"AHIIEEEEEE!"
Another strike.
"I said, be quiet." Brynhildr's cold voice broke through the literal burning screams and tears.
"Y-Y-Yes m-ma'am!"
Satisfied, for now, Brynhildr turned to him.
She didn't even say anything yet, and the old god flinches, her looks almost screaming 'you're next' even though he didn't even do anything wrong!
Well, besides blowing Valhalla's budget, but Rossweisse isn't here to talk his ear off about it, so he did nothing!
"My Lord." Brynhildr acknowledged simply, her free hand forming a fist, which clanged against her breastplate as she saluted him.
"B-Brynhildr." Odin acknowledged back, his one eye flickering between the cyan-haired woman and the three Valkyrie, "I see you've got this all taken care of, so I think I'll-"
"I-It was Rossweisse!" He was cut off, not by his Valkyrie Captain, but one of the three, the tallest looking one, with a deeper, more mature voice.
Eh?
"I don't know h-how, but she-"
Slap. Hiss.
"GHAAA-Nghhhh!"
Unlike the last one, she gritted her teeth, biting back a scream. There were still tears rolling down her cheeks, but she at least tried to keep from sounding like a little girl.
"That goes for you, too," Brynhildr added.
Odin noticed, sort of offhandedly, that the one who spoke just now has had it the worse, considering how bruised and red her ass is compared to the others.
Still.
"Rossweisse?" Odin begins, brow furrowing, "What does she have to do withall this?"
Brynhildr sighs and answers for him, "Nothing, of course. According to these fools, she was back in Asgard, apparently out on a date-"
Odin nearly choked.
"-but I'm starting to believe this one." Brynhildr pointed her sword at the one she most recently slapped, "Just made it up as a cover for these two idiots to trash the place."
"We a-already told ya, C-Captain!" The last of the three yet to speak, finally spoke up, at least in his presence, the middling in terms of size, "She was here! T-That bitch lead us here! And then-"
Odin could predict this one by now.
Whoosh. Slap. Hiss.
"FUCKIN-BITCH! AGHHH!"
Brynhildr's eyes narrowed dangerously at that. "What was that?"
All of a sudden, the middling seemed far less outspoken, "U-Uh! N-N-No one, Captain, no one at all! W-WAIT, NO-"
Slap. Hissss~!
"AGGGHHH! FUCKING, NGGHHHH!"
She slowly devolved into broken whimpers and scattered sobs.
"...O-kay!" Odin began after a moment, eyeing Brynhildr specifically, "So you're pretty sure she wasn't here, then?"
She huffed, "No. Probably not."
Odin breathed out a sigh of relief, which caused Brynhildr to raise an eyebrow at him back, albeit only slightly.
So slightly, he didn't even notice it.
Regardless, he's relieved because, well, he doesn't want to be anywhere near her again!
The girl could be scary sometimes, and he'd rather not deal with the repercussions of his actions if he could!
Plus, where she goes, he goes.
The sun brat.
Sure, at first, he wasn't exactly scared of the young man. He was young, brash, didn't respect his elders, all that noise. Typical brat shit.
The brat doesn't like him? So what! He's not the first, from his pantheon to others across the world, he won't be the last. In the end, such things don't matter.
But then the sun brat went and fought the Strongest Exorcist the Church had, and didn't die.
The same Exorcist who, if he's right, could fight his son, Thor, and probably not lose.
The same son who's considered one of the strongest beings in the world. That Thor!
Odin wouldn't want to fight Thor, he'd lose.
Odin wouldn't want to fight that Dulio brat; he probably wouldn't win.
And now?
Odin doesn't want to be anywhere near an angry sun brat, because there's a very good chance he would beat his old ass the same color as his robes!
What do the kids say nowadays?
Oh yeah.
Fuck that shit!
"Disregarding that," Brynhildr carried on, "before these three wrecked the place, they also caused a seen on the streets all across the countryside on the way here. While you're here, you may as well issue their fines. After all," she looked at the three with a dangerous glow in her eyes, "they're going to be here for a while, cleaning up, and then? Well, they might not be at all."
Gha! Work! And scary!
The three didn't seem to catch that last bit, though, as they all started making noise at the idea they might lose their jobs.
One started crying, one started begging, and the last one started cursing.
Brynhildr did as she has done several times by now, though.
Whoosh. WhackWhackWhack!
This time, though, she scores a three-in-one!
"AIIIIIEEE! W-WHY!?"
"NHHGGGHHH!"
"FUH-UUCCKKKK!"
You know, usually, at a time like this, Odin would make a joke, something like 'this is the only time you three will get your bottoms touched,' but right now? Not even he can bring himself to do it.
"Isee." Odin starts, slowly, carefully, "Right. Well, you keep doing your job, and I guess I'll go do mine."
Brynhildr gives him a plain nod.
The three Valkyries look toward him, almost as one, they don't say anything, but they're look says it all.
'Please save us!"
Odin, promptly, turns and hustles away as fast as he possibly can without making it seem like he's trying to escape.
Even though he's heading in the direction of his office, he is one hundred percent going to escape this.
Like the kids say, fuck that shit, they somehow got themselves into that mess, Odin isn't going to put his old ass in front of that sword for them!
He's also not going to do his work, no, he doesn't want to be anywhere near Valhalla for a while, not while Brynhildr is like that.
Ah! He knows, he'll call up one of his kids! Maybe Baldr?
No, no, he's probably asleep right now. Plus, Baldr is his favorite; he wouldn't want to put him in harm's way!
Perhaps Thor?
No, Odin is pretty sure that hammerhead son of his wouldn't be able to sign his damn name properly. He'd also ruin his office.
Not like Odin uses his office for anything, but still, it's the principle of the matter!
Vidar, it is then!
That settled, Odin nods to himself, satisfied.
Besides, it's not like he's being lazy or anything! See, he's got a couple of 'prisoners' to visit personally!
And, speaking of his sons
Although in this case, it's more adopted son, but the distinction doesn't matter all that much, he guesses.
With a snap of his fingers, a bright green Norse runic magic circle spirals into existence, and it just as quickly winks out of existence.
His message sent to Vidar, he holds out his hand, in a new flash of green, his trusty spear, Gungnir, appearing in his palm.
Once he was out of Brynhildr's sensory range, he taps the butt of the spear to the ground, and with a flash of his magic, he's gone.
In a flash, he appears in a whole other space.
Before him, the sounds of roars echo across the empty expanse, as a white armored dragon wrestles a colossal wolf, expertly avoiding its fangs and claws as the dragon manages to maneuver around to its back, and wrap its arms around its neck.
Odin nods, satisfied.
There are other echoes around this old reused prison space, of course. A sword clashing against the hard metal of a staff, magic powering off and on, and occasionally exploding, and old mechanical whirling.
But those aren't his focus right now.
Thor managed to subdue Fenrir, but couldn't kill it. Then, the sun brat just handed the Norse one of the terrorist groups' subfactions, the 'Vali Team,' after he beat them all, because he didn't know what to do with them.
One of them had the method to control Fenrir, at the cost of reducing its power, sure, but controlling the God-Slaying Wolf when you aren't Loki is damn near impossible!
Then that sword brat showed that he could, and Odin saw the potential here, in this whole team.
The Shinto Pantheon got much stronger after the Grigori dissolved. Unfortunately, that wasn't true for the Norse, with them losing a pretty valuable ally.
On a more personal note, Odin can also say he lost a pretty good friend.
Where did you go, Azazel?
Odin's fist tightened around his spear for the moment before he let the thought go, for now.
Here, though, with the Vali Team? He saw the potential for them to recuperate the strength they lost.
So, he made them an offering.
He'd 'adopt' Vali, the White Dragon Emperor, effectively freeing him and his group of the stain of being terrorists. In return, well, he gets adopted, and he fights for the Norse now.
Originally, the young half devil didn't go for it.
But he came around, once Odin let him in on a little secret.
The sun brat annihilated the Hero Faction, a big chunk of the Chaos Brigade. Effectively, the terrorists shouldn't be a concern anymore.
And yet, his little ravens tell him that isn't quite right.
They live under a new leader, a new 'Emperor', and the Chaos Brigade isn't done. Not quite yet. They only just went to ground.
Once Vali heard that there were still enemies around to fight, to get stronger on, he was all for the idea.
Well, that, and Odin promising the half devil brat training so he could fight the sun brat again and make up for his loss last time, probably played a factor.
And let him just say?
The White Dragon throws the God-Slaying Wolf away, just before it can manage to turn the tables.
Light exploded then from the dragon, its wings bright and luminous. From Odin's left eye, he could see it; the explosion of demonic power and draconic aura was completely off the charts.
Then, the chant began.
"Awaken! I, am the White Dragon Emperor who plunged the Law down into the dark!"
The jewels across his arm glowed brightly, emitting constant flashes of dazzling cyan light.
"Through infinite ruin, and dreams of dawn bridging toward ascension; I shall become the Immaculate Dragon Dynast!"
His armor, once a pristine and pure white, began to flicker, alternating between white and a deep, immaculate silver.
"Head now! The illusion of white, and the epitome of magic!"
The silver stuck.
And a voice as old as perhaps Odin himself ran out from the jewels across Vali's armor, at the same time as the boy's call.
["JUGGERNAUT OVERDRIVE!"]
Odin watched on as the White Dragon Emperor, clad now in silvery armor, his aura so dense, so strong, it began to warp Fenrir's old prison.
Around them, other voices called out in dismay. He could feel the magic girl reaching out to try and stabilize the space with her magic.
Yet the God Slaying Wolf had a different reaction; he let out a low rumbling growl, as an almost proud smirk stretched across its maw.
And Odin couldn't help but share the expression of his prophesied killer, for once.
My eyes open with the sun's rising, and thus I'm greeted by rays of the early morning orangish-yellow light shining down through the window upon us.
Yeah, us.
I crane my neck to the side just a tad, as that's all it takes for her to fill my view.
Rose is out, not unlike a light, bundled up against my side. I don't know how she managed it, but the sundress hugging her form seemed to have gottenlooser, in the scarce few hours of sleep she'd gotten since we returned.
By that, I mean the thing is falling, and her ample chest is slowly spilling out of the thing.
Yet despite that, she remains asleep.
Even as I stirred, sitting up a little with a chuckle, and reaching over myself with an unoccupied arm to pull the top of her dress back over her chest.
Nothing, not even a peep or slightly harsher breath.
The girl is out.
I can't say I'm shocked. It didn't take long for her to pass once we got back, and no, despite her slightly disheveled appearance, we didn't do anything last night beyond rest.
I had guessed correctly, Rose wasn't going to 'put out' so to speak so soon. She just isn't as naturally horny asliterally every single one or my other girls, now that I'm thinking about it.
Honestly? I'm glad for that!
I don't want her to jump into anything because she feels like she needs to, because she just wants to stop being a virgin, or whatever other nonsense.
As casual as I probably make it out to be, that doesn't change the fact that for others, it could be far more intimate. Far more scary.
So, as I've said before, I can wait just fine. If she wants her losing her V card to be special, I'll do my damndest to make it so.
Until then, well, I guess I'll have to see what Rose wants to do next when she wakes up.
With a smile, I carefully push away several strands of silvery hair blocking her face and eyes, revealing her sleeping expression.
It almost looks pouty, the way her mouth is slightly open, the steadiness and softness of her breath, no snoring, just pure existence.
Cute~!
I carefully manage to slide my arm out from her grip, the act of which still doesn't prompt the girl to make any kind of move or sound.
That's just how dead to the world she is right now. To be fair, I understand completely.
I'm a cheating cheater who cheats. I don't need sleep at all, but if I still did, I'd also be out as hard as she is if I only managed something like barely a few hours.
Time zone differences suck hard. Night in Asgard was damn near the morning in Japan.
Which is why I'm going to let her sleep in today!
I don't think she'll regret the hit to her sleep schedule after the night she had, though.
Too much. Hopefully. Eheh.
I slipped out of bed with naught a sound, changing out the robe I was currently wearing with another fresh variant of the same make and design just as quickly, before scuttling out of the bedroom.
The door shut behind me, I let out a sigh, and started stretching the kinks out of my arms and back as I walked.
"Man, what to do, what to do" I muttered to myself.
That's probably not a good sign, but I've been realizing more and more lately that, without an outline like canon to follow, I've been sort oflost on what to do lately.
I've thought about it before, a little. Maybe given it a sparse mention here or there, but it's at times like these that I realize I don't exactly have anything concrete.
Sure, I've got short-term plans, like next up, I'm taking out Kuroka and Shirone, I already promised that. Then, sometime soon, I need to return to Takamagahara, since I promised dear ol' mom I would meet my siblings, spend some time there, and all that jazz.
But like I said, short term. Long-term plansthose need a bit of work.
Eventually.
I give the floor a wry smile, "Ah, procrastination. The bane of the godsand my past life." I mutter to no one but myself.
Shit, at least it's excusable this time around yeah? I don't think I'll die of old age, so I quite literally have all the time in the world.
Assuming someone doesn't off me first, but at the rate I'm growing, the list of people who could is growing shorter and shorter.
I stop. My eyes narrow.
Speaking of short.
I turn on my heels, heading away from the stairs leading down to the kitchen and living room areas, back toward my bedroom.
Except I pass that as well, and head straight for the guest rooms.
"Little shit didn't think I'd notice" I grumble as I make my way through the hall.
Thankfully, it didn't take long to make it to the guest rooms.
Doubly so, it appears the cat hasn't messed with our guest much.
Yeah, I caught her with my senses on the way down. She wasn't trying that hard to hide, but she was trying to hide regardless.
But once again, not that hard. Upon reaching the guest rooms, I found the Voyalkyrie's door wide open.
I stopped at the frame, and stood there, arms crossed, finding what I saw inside entirely unamusing.
"Nyyaahhh~?"
Kuroka was on all fours, looking down at Schwertleite with narrowed eyes and pupils, her tails swaying back and forth as she pondered the poor girl.
Occasionally, she'd reach over and paw at the girl's face.
"Mmggh"
Prompting the poor girl in question to groan in exhaustion, likely still half asleep, as she moves an arm to weakly slap away Kuroka's probing hand.
Truly.
It is far too early for this shit.
One of these days, I ought to find out how to register pets, and come back with a file or certificate or whatever saying I registered Kuroka as my pet cat.
Do they have such things in Japan?
Hnn, research is required.
It would be great if so, though.
Even if the horny cat would probably get off on it.
Oh yeah, speaking of getting off things!
Seeing as the cat doesn't seem to have noticed me at all, I take the opportunity to strut right on in and snatch her right off the bed.
My arms around her waist, and up and off she goes!
"NYAH!?" Kuroka cries out, almost immediately starting to flail around like an actual cat.
It takes a moment, but she either realizes her struggles are useless, or who picked her up, either or, she stops and looks at me.
"Oh. Nori Nyah~! Darling! Good Morning!" She practically purrs in my arms, smiling as she wraps her arms around me in turn, before leaning up and kissing me on the cheek.
Huh. She seems, well, beyond more cat-like, like in a really good mood?
"Good morning to you, too, kitten." I couldn't help but smile a little, her good mood just feels almost infectious, "Someone seems like they had a good time last night?"
She gives me a sly smile, "I should be asking you that, darling nyah~!" She giggles a little, "But yes! I had a sleepover with Shirone last night, after she was done with her devil workit was just like old times, nyah!"
Ah, that would do it, wouldn't it?
"Soo~!" Kuroka continued unabated, smile only growing, "How was it, nyah?"
I rolled my eyes and shook my head, yet my smile never left. I knew she'd keep pestering me if I told her the plain truth, so I came up with a quick plan.
Food.
"I'll tell you about it over breakfast," I gave her, prompting the black cat girl's eyes to practically beam, "away from our new guest here."
I turned as I finished and started heading out.
Kuroka though? She perked up.
"Oh, nyah" She began, "Speaking of, did you and Rose-chan adopt her without me!?"
I stuttered a step, damn near falling over like a stack of blocks.
It took more than a moment, as I choked down a very loud wheezing laugh, before I finally righted myself and gave Kuroka a look.
Not a bad one though, oh no.
"Save that one for when Rose comes down, aight?" I told her, my face hurting, trying to hold back a laugh.
Kuroka didn't say anything; she didn't have to, merely sent me a coy smile back.
We'd then spend the entire walk down to the kitchen barely holding in our collective cackling.
~ A New Sun ~
Unfortunately, there's only so long one can hold in their anticipation before it just kind of ebbs away.
As I told Kuroka about Rose and I's time in Asgard, that's pretty much what happened.
Well, not during that explanation specifically, more like waiting for Rose to come down after.
The whole, whole lot of waiting.
Sure, I could have woken her up early.
But I didn't want to do that to her, as already said, and besides, she did wake herself up fairly early regardless.
But she didn't come down, not yet.
I could feel the moment she stirred, got up, and started moving through the house. Not to come downstairs, but she almost immediately went to the Voyalkyrie's room, I think to check on her.
It didn't seem like she intended to stay as long as she ended up staying; hell, she was even about to leave at one point, but then she turned back.
Curious. I wonder what kind of conversation those two are having?
At least Kuroka was able to get her gremlin fix, leeching off the laughs of my telling of my time in Asgard.
She especially liked what we did to Hildr at the end. One could only imagine why, huh?
"Nyaaahhh~..." Kuroka yawned, half her body lying sprawled out on the kitchen table, "Mmm, what's taking Rose-chan so long!" She whined out, her tails twitching and swaying in agitation.
I merely leaned back in my seat, arms crossed, and shrugged my shoulders at her.
At this point, we'd already finished breakfast, and I washed everything. I did make something for Rose, but Kuroka ate that as well once it started going cold, and Rose proved to be a no-show.
"Mmmmm~!" Kuroka let out an annoyed hum, almost like a hiss, before abruptly stopping, with even her body going stiff.
"Ah, I know! Darling~?"
She began again, this time far more sensual, far more sultrily, batting her eyelashes as she looked at me.
Slowly, ever so slowly, she stood up, yet her upper body still laid on the table, so all she was doing was sticking her ass out.
Her kimono followed her whims, slowly gliding forward, but only a little bit, just enough so I could see the round curvy edges of her perky ass and plumpness of her thighs.
I also couldn't see any underwear.
Following all that, her tails coiled up into the air, and in a feat of tail dexterity I don't recall her possessing, she shaped her tails into a heart.
Two tails form the image, with the last one wrapping around the heart's bottom point to complete it.
Seeing all that?
I took a deep breath in before abruptly standing.
Kuroka let out a pleased, lewd little giggle, giving her hips a very intentional shake as she did so. I just know it.
I was halfway around the table when, at the same time, we both groaned.
At that moment, we could feel as Rose left the room, with the Voyalkyrie coming along with her.
Kuroka sat back down, grumbling something under her breath.
I wasn't completely deterred, though, reaching over the rest of the way to grab the cat by the chin, looking her right in the eye.
"Later." I huffed out huskily.
Kuroka shivered in my hand and gave me a loopy little smile.
"Yes Darling~..." She flashed me a heart, albeit a smaller one, with her tails again, before I let her chin go.
By the time I had sat back down, I was able to settle a Nori Junior attempting an uprising from my robes, thankfully.
It would have been a little weird to flash Rose and our new guest with him now, wouldn't it?
"S-Sorry we took so long!" Rose called as she came down, more than a little ashamed by the sound of her voice, "Good Morning!"
Even still, she looked positively radiant.
She was followed closely by the Voyalkyrie, who, although up and about, still didn't look so good. Her skin seemed just a touch sickly, and there were visible bags under her eyes, her posture was more than a little sluggish, all that.
"It's my f-fault, alright? I kept us up" The Voyalkyrie stuttered out weakly, "Good Morning"
I gave the two a wave, while Kuroka just eyed the two, a mischievous smile growing across her face.
Yet, before Kuroka could say anything, most likely something to get back at the whole abrupt cockblock thing, Rose made way straight for me, stopping directly in front of where I'm sitting.
"Nori" She began, her face slowly starting to flush, her fingers twitching as her nerves started getting the better of her, "There's something I'd like to ask you for, if that's alright?"
The Voyalkyrie soon joined behind Rose, her gaze directed downwards as she did.
I simply looked at the two and blinked, confused.
Out of all things this morning, I can't say I was expecting this at all.
This probably has to do with whatever those two were talking about for so long upstairs, if I had to guess.
The thing is, I have no idea what they could have been talking about in the first place!
"Well." I began, speaking my mind plainly, "This is rather abrupt. But, uh, alright I guess?" I waved for her to continue, "What's up, Rose? Voyalkyrie?"
The Voyalkyrie flinches and grumbles, probably something about not calling her that. Again.
Kuroka cackled off to the side, as the cat does.
Rose rolled her eyes at my antics, but pressed on, "I, wellthis is going to be selfish of me, I know, so just please hear me out-"
"Rose." I held up a hand and interrupted her, now it was my turn, rolling my eyes at her antics, "Don't worry about it." I give her a good-natured smile, "Don't try and make it more complicated than it needs to be, just say what you want, as plainly as can be."
Rose looked at me, she saw my smile, heard my words, and eventually, slowly, she smiled back.
"Okay." She answered, her voice far smaller, then she took a deep, centering breath, and looked at me once again.
When she spoke again, she was far clearer and concise.
"I would like to take Schwertleite as my student, but if I do, she'd have nowhere to live. Could she please stay here until I can find somewhere to set her up?"
I stared at her, completely blindsided by this development.
"...Nyah?" Kuroka's surprised mew echoed from off to the side.
Almost immediately, Rose flinches back as if she said something wrong, likely misinterpreting the look on my face completely.
That was when the Voyalkyrie began to speak up, "R-Really, though, even if you say no, it's okay, I can worksomething out, back home, Miss Rossweisse can take me back and forth, from here and Asgard. It's r-really no big deal"
"Y-Yeah!" Rose came back in, "Forget I-"
"Okay. Wait, hold it!" I stressed as I interrupted them, "Jeez, girls, at least give me a second to answer, or even think about it, ya? I'm not mad you asked or anything, just surprised, is all. Didn't expect it at all."
"Sorry" "S-Sorry" Both girls let out lowly, one still more out of it than the other.
I waved their apologies off, and finally thought.
Rose, grabbing a little student, huh?
That, in and of itself, isn't surprising. I know from the novels that Rose's future goal is to build something of a Valkyrie school, training and teaching a new squad of Valkyries in the Underworld.
The problem is, I can't remember exactly how that goal came to be. Was it something she wanted to do later on because of some event, or was that something she always wanted to do?
Well, I guess now the 'how' doesn't matter, huh?
I'm mostly just surprised this is all happening so abruptly. I have a feeling I know what kind of answer Rose will give me if I ask why, it's pretty easy to infer based on their past.
As for my answer, though, well, wouldn't it be obvious?
I lean back in my seat and give the two silver-haired girls an easy-going smile, "Well, I took in Kuroka over there. What's one more, anyway?"
"Nyah!?" Kuroka gave an indignant mewl at that, but she was entirely ignored.
Why? Well, the Voyalkyrie was too busy sagging further in what looked like relief.
Rose, though. She jumped me.
All of a sudden, I found my lap being straddled by the older silver-haired girl, her arms wrapping around my neck as she leaned her whole body up against me, and pushed her lips into my own in an almost desperate kiss.
When she pulled away, her flushed face was all that filled my vision as she rested her forehead against mine, and I could see tears pricking the corners of her eyes.
"I feel like I've been saying this a lot lately, but at the same time, not enough." Rose began, soft yet quickly, "Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
I slowly wrapped my arms around her waist, and just held her, gently and soothingly rubbing her back, "Alright, Rose, alright It's okay, it's not an inconvenience, or anything like that."
I barely caught it, but I'm fairly certain I heard the sound of a picture being taken on a phone.
Rose didn't seem to catch it, though.
Heh. Fucking cat. She'd better send me that picture after I grab myself a new phone.
"...Are you sure?" Rose eventually asked back, far more gently this time.
I nodded and gave her a little peck on the lips back.
Rose let out a quivering breath, seemingly letting out all that tension inside, before she practically slid off me and turned right back to the Voyalkyrie.
"Alright!" Rose started up again, her far more peppy tone causing the poor girl to perk up, "Now that we know you can stay here, we need to find a place where you can continue your education!"
"E-Eh?" The Voyalkyrie looked at her, bewildered, "W-Wait, butreally?"
Kuroka cackled off to the side, as Rose nodded in affirmation, holding up a finger.
"Your education is very important for your future!" She rambled off in an almost chastising tone.
"B-Butyou're teaching me already!" Her junior tried to argue, yet Rose simply shook her head.
"I'm continuing your Valkyrie training, but I can do everything, now, can I? That's a bit much, even for me."
Rose, girl, you really shouldn't sound so ashamed of that fact.
"B-But, but that! But I, well, hnn" Her junior grumbled out, weakly trying, and failing, to come up with another point.
Rose, though, seemed to take that as affirmation, nodding, "Good. I'll start looking then!" Which only managed to draw a further pained groan out of the poor girl.
Right to business, as usual, huh, Rose?
Still, though, maybe it's just a gut feeling, but
I smirk, "Hey, Rose?"
She turns back to me, eyebrow raised.
"I think I know a place."
~ A New Sun ~
Sona sat in the Student Council Room, at her desk, as she pretty much always has since she became the Student Council President.
Even though it's a Sunday. School isn't even in session right now.
Regardless, she has the school during the day, as part of her deal with Rias, so here she is.
In the center of the room sat a magic summoning circle, with which her Peerage uses to go to and fro for contracts.
Most of her pieces are out doing just that, their work had begun as soon as morning arrived.
Meanwhile, hers didn't feel like it'd ever end, as she looked over a paper of one of her contracts made with-
"Uh. Boss?"
Sona sighed in slight agitation, having been interrupted before she could even begin reading over the thing.
She set it down and looked up from her desk, seeing her pawn standing directly in front of it.
Yet to her surprise, she's not looking at her. No, she's looking and pointing, passed her.
Sona turned, swiveling her chair to do so.
By her sister did she wish she didn't do so.
Floating there, in front of her window, was him. Noriaki Kusanagi, wearing nothing but a bathrobe, one arm holding a silver-haired girl like a suitcase, with some sort of file folder in his other hand.
He smiled and waved at her, as if nothing about this was in any way wrong whatsoever.
Sona could already feel the headache coming on.
A New Sun (Highschool DxD Shinto Demigod SI-OC)
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I could tell Sona was ecstatic to see me!
How? Well, most people don't lean forward in their seat, look down, and groan as they rub the bridge of their nose the moment someone floats in through their window.
Now, granted, most people don't float in through windows, but that's such a minor thing!
Sona's Pawn, Ruruko, good old twin tails girl, took up a position behind her King as soon as I sat down.
I plopped my plus one down in the chair next to me because, of course, Sona already has chairs set up in front of her desk, so there was no shock there.
For a good minute, I sat there, beaming smile on my face, while the Voyalkyrie and Sona slumped in their seats.
After all, only one of them wanted to be here, trust!
Finally, Sona spoke up, already sounding tired, "Kusanagi-san. Why are you hereand who is that?"
I set down the last thing I was carrying, a file folder, right down onto her desk.
"A new student!" I answered easily, basking in the tense look she sent my way.
Unfortunately, not all good things can last forever, as I had to add, "For the Junior Division."
And thus, all tension left her face, replaced by sweet relief.
A shame.
Sona let out a sigh, reaching out and sliding the folder closer to her, eyes flickering between the two of us, "Right. I won't pry, but I will askis she alright?"
I wave off the Sitri Devil, "Yeah, she's just magically exhausted, is all."
Sona raised an eyebrow, "I shouldn't be surprised, considering how you flew here," irritation bled into her voice slightly, though it quickly ebbed out, "butsupernatural?"
I nod, "Yup. The girl is a Walkure. Valkyrie-in-Training, from Asgard."
I could almost feel her headache intensifying from here, as a vein comically bulged from the side of her head.
"...I won't pry." She said, still, I could tell she was holding back a lot.
Which is appreciated, though, truly. After this, we are going school supplies shopping after all, and I want to be home before lunch!
I chuckled and reached over, patting the silver-haired girl on the head, prompting her to grumble and try and knock my hand away as she dug her back further into the seat, likely trying to get comfortable.
She won't, these seats aren't for that, but who am I to try and stop her journey for sleep?
"Don't worry," I continue with an easy grin, "everything you wanna know is in that file, and" I shrug and decide to throw her a bone, "For the record, I would have gone to Rias for this, but she's not here, so" I trail off, leaving the conclusion obvious.
To my slight surprise, Sona shakes her head and sighs, "While her Father does indeed own the school," she starts explaining, "the running of the lower divisions falls to me. At least the more supernatural side of things, anyhow. You bringing this to me now is actually for the best, truth be told. It's better than having to take care of it directly at the start of a new school week. Tomorrow."
Well shit.
Now I kind of wish I had waited.
Sona sent me a deadpan that told me she somehow knew what I was thinking.
Oh. My smile fell, and I'm pouting. That'd do it, huh?
"Will that be all, Kusanagi-san?" Sona asked plainly.
"For once?" I hum and nod, "YeahYeah, I think so." I stood up again, clasping my hands together, "You got a school supply list for the junior division lying around? I want to get that done today, be ready for tomorrow, and all that."
At the reminder that she's going to school tomorrow, the silver-haired girl groaned.
Sona and I ignored her with practiced ease, with Sona herself humming as she pushed back her chair to access one of her lower desk drawers.
It was less a piece of paper and more a pamphlet, but it still had the supplies listed all the same.
She pulled it out, set it on the desk, and slid it over to me.
"Her uniform," Sona added, causing the poor girl to cringe, "and the schedule should be ready by tomorrow as well. Stop by and pick it up before school startshow she changes into it before the bell is entirely up to you two."
I nodded and picked up the pamphlet.
"That's pretty fast," I note, marginally impressed.
Sona nearly looked offended, "Of course." She huffed, before adding, reluctantly, "Though I must admit the same. My notions made me think you wouldn't be soproactive, with something like this."
I sent the devil a smirk, "Oh, Souna," she flinched and grimaced at the informality, but I wasn't done yet, "you should know just how proactive I can be when I dedicate myself toward it, shouldn't you?"
At that, the girl shivered, and I swear I could see the prank trauma flashbacks almost like a film reel as they played in her eyes.
After a moment, Sona simply acquiesced with, "...Right."
I gave her a thumbs up and happily added, "Now then, it was great seeing you again, but I think it's time we head out!"
Sona cringed, "Likewise." She lied as easily as she breathed, "My Peerage and I also have work to attend to. Good day."
I snatched up the Voyalkyrie, carrying her like one would a particularly lazy cat.
Not Kuroka. I mean a normal cat.
She grumbled and whined, but didn't give me anything eligible, so I just carried on.
"...Could you please not jump out of the"
I then proceeded to jump out of the window.
Before the sounds of rushing wind passing by overtook everything, I caught her pained and agitated sigh from inside the room, and smiled, as I flew back off into town.
That's one thing checked off the list; next is shopping! Beyond school supplies, Rose also wanted us to get new clothes for the girl.
Something about Rose not wanting Schwert to need to go home at all. Not entirely sure about the details, I can suspect bad home life, sure, but I was never told specifics.
Well, I figure one of the two will tell me eventually, and if it turns out I don't need to know, then I don't.
Ah, well, moving on!
~ A New Sun ~
The rest of the day flew by quickly, and in no time at all, the new week began.
Shopping went about as well as it could go, what with me dragging along the visibly half-dead Walkure everywhere I went.
I had been taking her everywhere I went so she'd get to see the sights of her new school and such, but to be perfectly frank, I don't think she'll remember any of it anyway.
Well, besides the clothes shopping part.
It started normally, then she spotted a gyaru shop out of the corner of her eye, and I swear it was like she took a Phenex Tear or something, because she was all of a sudden far more awake.
I had never been inside a gyaru-specific shop before.
I never plan on being inside a gyaru-specific shop again.
Even now, when I close my eyes, I can still see color.
Specifically, bright pink, yellow, and teal.
After we left, though, her second wind pretty much petered out, leaving her just as she was before she saw that accursed place.
Oh! Right, while I was out, I finally got myself another phone!
It took me long enough, I know.
Along with that, I also got a bunch of lewd picturesbecause when I text the girls telling them of my new number, they can't reply normally, no, they have to be extra about it.
I think what makes it worse is I'm about to head to the Academy's Junior Division, basically, the middle school, and I'm getting sexted constantly beforehand.
Upstairs, I hear cat-like cackling.
My new phone promptly vibrates in my robe.
I groan and lean back into my couch.
"I-I think it's good now, alright? It's only a ribbon, sensei!"
"Mmmis it a perfect ribbon, though?"
"S-Sensei!"
Ah, look, a distraction! Right next to me!
Granted, they've been at this for a while now, but still.
Rose fiddling with the Voyalkyrie's outfit in specifically I mean.
I'm not exactly shocked Rose is going out of her way to make sure Schwert's first day goes smoothly, but I didn't expect Rose to wake herself up early to go grab her uniform for her, then spend the next few hours making sure it looks good.
Shame the schedule wasn't done by then, probably just pick it up at school.
Also, I'm not sure when Rose started having Schwert call her 'sensei,' but, well, I guess it fits?
In any event, I should probably stop this before Rose unintentionally makes her late, huh?
I got off the couch, pointedly ignoring my phone vibrating incessantly in my robe, before heading over to the two, coming up behind Rose, and giving her a light tug away from the younger Walkure.
"Alright, Rose, that's enoughkeep it up, you're going to make her late." I admonish the older Walkure.
Rose gasps, "O-Oh! Right! The time!"
Schwert, though, looks between us, then down at the ribbon on her chest, before deadpanning at both of us.
"On second thought, it could use another look." She states blankly.
I snorted right back, holding Rose back from heading back up to her almost by instinct at this point.
I wave her off entirely, "Yeah, no, you're fine for the first day."
"...A-Are you sure?" Rose asks nervously, causing both me and Schwert to look at her.
After a moment, she looks between the two of us, "W-What?" She questions, anxiously, "I honestly don't know, I haven't been to school here ever before!"
I pat Rose on the head, looking down at her with a sigh, "It's fine, alright? It's not that big a deal, as long as she's got the uniform on."
Schwert nodded with a roll of her eyes, giving an exaggerated twirl for the two of us.
Truly, she'd be perfectly fine.
Besides her brightly colored gyaru accessories like her hairband, bracelets, and badges, alongside her sweater, all she wore underneath it was the standard Kuoh Academy uniform.
Which means the skirt is way too small in my opinion, especially for the junior division girl, but otherwise, I don't think she's going to get bullied or ostracized or whatever Rose thinks.
Hell, even if she did, I don't doubt our Voyalkyrie would take care of it.
And if she won't? Then I suppose I will.
"W-Well, if you say so." Rose reluctantly conceded with a gulp, "In that case, you need to get going, don't you?"
Schwert let out a long sigh, "...Yup."
I chuckled, "Someone sounds enthused."
I get ignored as she walks over to me, picking up her school shoulder bag from a nearby tabletop on her way over.
"H-Have fun!" Rose waves a bit dumbly toward Schwert.
The Voyalkyrie here, as at least the sense to try and smile, "I'll try." She gives Rose back.
That's enough to make Rose's smile a little less dim.
That said.
"Away we go~!" I call, holding up my hand, a golden light blasting up around us as I do.
In a flash of sunlight, we are abruptly in sunlight, outside.
Not just outside, but outside Kyoto as well. A whole town over, just like yesterday.
Except, well, this time I'm not lugging my charge around like a suitcase for most of it.
"And here we are!" I hold up my arms, almost as if presenting our destination.
Even though the Junior Division School Building looks pretty much identical to the High School one. It's just labeled differently, is all.
Well, that, and there's a bunch of kids outside. They saw our arrival, and though they seemed stunnedall of them, and I do mean every single one, I can sense a bit of power beyond normal humans.
Weird.
Also, they look like they're guarding the entrance, for some reason? Wonder what that could be about.
Schwert looks at all of this and sighs, "Ihonestly don't know what to say? Well, beyond the fact that this is all going a little fast..."
"Get used to it." I advised her with a smile, "And you don't need to say anything. Just give it a try first, alright? If you don't like the school, we can try elsewhere, or I could eventually convince Rose that homeschooling is the wayeventually."
Schwert sends me a small smile, "Fine, and thanks. Really. Idon't think I'll ever be able to repay you, or Rossweisse-sensei, for this."
I simply pat her on the head.
Well, try to. She flicks my hand away, sending me a look as she readjusts her headband.
I cackle as she heads off.
For the briefest of moments, I consider giving her one last call before parting ways, using her 'real' name, of course, but I decide against it in a second.
Too many people around. Not worth it. Poor girl hasn't earned that kind of first day.
Speaking of the people, the group of kids at the door, Schwert walks up to ask about her schedule, and they start talking about their president likely having it.
Huh. So all these kids are part of the Junior Division Student Council? Explains a couple of things, I suppose.
Doesn't explain why their president is out, according to them, 'chasing down a well-known problem child.'
Well, whatever, not my problem, I guess.
Schwerts seemed to be thinking the same thing, as she merely shrugged off their words and headed inside.
But not before looking back and giving me one last smile.
I made sure to wave her off, my hand only dropping when the doors closed, and she was gone.
Now then!
Those kids are staring at me, and I don't want to explain stuff to them, so I'm out!
Another golden ray of sunlight strikes my lonesome self.
For a moment, I considered heading back home.
Then my phone vibrates several times, and I feel my eyebrow twitch.
On the fly, I change course.
It has been a while since I last saw Rias and crew, hasn't it? I may as well hit them up while I'm in the area.
Besides, before I go to Takamagahara, I may catch up with her; it'll probably be a while before I can do so again anyhow.
That, and I'm curious about what's been going on in the Underworld lately. I haven't exactly received any news about down under lately, after all.
My new course set, my golden flash, radiates away, and I am elsewhere once more.
The Old School Building. Where Rias does all her devil stuff. Specifically, I appear directly outside it.
I'd be a bad friend, blowing a hole through her barriers and roof just to get in faster, wouldn't I?
Now then, I'm not sure if she's even here, but-
A shiver runs up my spine.
I stopped midway through my first step toward the building.
Thisfeeling. I haven't felt anything like this since the mountain, back when I invoked that name.
That holy power.
Yet, that's quite right, either. It's similar, almost feels related, but not quite. Distant. Muddled.
Contained?
Sealed.
Yetclose.
I turn on my heels, not entirely sure what to be ready for.
I especially don't expect to see a girl, around the same age as Schwert, standing there, looking absolutely flabbergasted.
She was clad in the junior division student uniform, mouth slightly agape, with long hair an unusual mix of black and dark pink that I'd never seen before, her dark pink eyes growing increasingly more and more anxious as they beheld me.
My first thought?
Why the hell is this girl's chest as big as Kurokas!?
My second thought was-
Oh yeah. DxD. Fucking duh!
~ A New Sun ~
She was just about to leave.
She, truly, was just about to leave.
She saw the barrier, the faint red circle surrounding the entire old building, and realized immediately that she probably shouldn't be here.
She could feel the unease, the alarm bells ringing in her chest. It's always these kinds of situations, something always goes wrong!
And it did.
A lance of golden light slammed into the ground behind her just as she was making her hasty escape.
Almost on instinct, she reached for her chest and whirled around, expecting an attack immediately.
Then the light died down. No attack came. It was just some guy, a young man, a few years her senior, most likely.
He also wasn't looking her way. His back was turned!
A chance!
Sowhy wasn't she trying to run away?
Those fighting instincts, that feeling deep in her bosom, those alarm bells, they weren't stopping.
In fact, they only got worse.
She didn't want to attack this guy; that's a horrible first impression!
Plus, he came from the sky! He's definitely not human! This was a terrible idea!
And yet
Tensei, this feeling, is it?
Her thoughts trailed off.
And a voice called back.
[Y-Yes, Zekka, I'm]
Yet, his voice that was usually so smooth was marred by so much pain.
[I'm sorry, it's because of me. I can feel ita call to battle against this man, like an edict from the one who put me in here.]
Zekka's eyes widened at that.
Is he a bad guy, then!?
[...I don't think so.] Tensei replied in short order, [No. Even if this guy is, I won't fight by his order anymore. He gave up that right when he put me in here, long ago, when I accepted my punishment.]
Tensei
[Zekka. If he attacks, I'll be there. Don't worry. I'll deal with these lingering feelings and expel them. In the meanwhile]
Huh?
[He's looking this way.]
Oh. Oh.
That he is.
Now that she can finally see him, she's more than certain he's not human.
Golden eyes that look like miniature suns, obsidian black hair as shiny as the glass it appears to be from, perfectly fair skin without a single blemish, yet his lean muscles and build were clear, pronounced, even hidden under his robe as it was.
His entire presence, even though he's wearing a bathrobe of all things, just screamed majesty and power.
It almost made her feel like she should bow before him, as though he were a prince or god.
Normal men don't exude such excellence naturally.
So, that feeling buried deep in her chest, she leaped back, a considerable distance away.
She held her position upon landing, her hand hovering about her chest, ready to release Tensei at any moment.
"You are, not human!" She called out her first words since this encounter began.
The man watched her leap, then continued staring at her, seeing where her hand was positioned, he merely raised an eyebrow.
Then he finally spoke, deadpanning, "Huh. I wonder what gave that away. Was it the giant pillar of light, my aura, or something else?"
"U-Um" Almost immediately, Zekka felt her face heat up.
She wasn't expecting that to come out of his mouth.
"The light?" She gave her answer truthfully, albeit slowly, and in embarrassment.
The man blinked at her. Now he looked legitimately confused by her response.
Then, coming to a realization, he abruptly smiled, "Ahh, alright, I see what's going on here. You? You're adorable."
Huh!?
Zekka nearly, somehow, managed to stagger, standing still, yet her guard remained up all the same despite his words.
"IEh?" It was more of a sound than a word that Zekka let out, but it's not like she could think of much else to say to that.
Especially since this guy didn't seem hostile or threatened. Now, he just seemed more amused than anything else.
He crosses his arms and gives her a knowing look, "Sowhat's a junior division girl doing over here in the high school division?"
Thewait, what!?
"H-High school?"
The guy then proceeded to reel his head back and chuckle, loud and boisterous, as her face fell further and further into loss and confusion.
"Ah. Well." He suddenly stops, wiping away a lone tear from his eye, his smile never leaving, "That's how these things always start, isn't it? My name is Noriaki Kusanagi. Call me whatever makes you comfortable; I don't truly care. If you're so lost, I can point you in the right way, if you want."
She still isn't done digesting what he just said before, how the hell is she supposed to come up with something to all that now!?
Yet he still isn't done!
"You know," he carries on, without a care in the world, in an almost reminiscing tone, "you kind of remind me of, well, me from a little under a year ago. How neat!"
No, she doesn't know. What does any of that mean!?
And it's not neat!
I truly don't know what else to say besides that this girl is cute.
Seriously, the way she's trying to keep her guard up while also trying to figure out what I'm going on about is just pure perfection.
My bully senses are tingling. Scratch that; they're practically vibrating and ready to explode.
It's kind of weird, though, the way she's holding her hand above her chest.
It's like she's prepared to draw something from them, like a weapon.
Which is certainly interesting, to say the least. Considering I don't see a weapon there.
Though from that muddled holy feeling I got from her earlier, I can assume she is likely a Sacred Gear wielder of some sort, a holy relic type?
Her aura feels human, ruling out the possibility of her being some sort of supernatural being like an angel, so unless she's a very lucky quarter or less pure angel or something, I can't see where else that feeling could come from.
In any case, this is all just speculation, and for a while at least, I think it'll remain as such.
Why?
"..."
The poor girl isn't saying anything.
She's just staring at me now, confused, wary, lost, embarrassed, and likely more, all wrapped up into a neat anxious package.
I give her a wave. "Hello? Earth to new girl?" I ask, still amused, yet the slightest amount of concern begins to creep in as well.
"..."
Still nothing, huh?
Oh yeah, a lot like me before that day on the mountain, I should add.
To put it simply? This girl can't socialize, like, at all. Literally.
Granted, part of this is probably my fault. I did go a little extra in my introduction, I suppose.
With a sigh, I step forward toward her, "So, what's your name?"
That, at least, seemed to shock her out of whatever funk she was in, as she nearly jumped again as I moved toward her.
She gave a considering look before finally answering, "...Miyamoto, Zekka."
As soon as her surname was uttered, I could almost feel the tension in the air thicken, purely from her alone.
Poor girl looks about ready to fight or flight at a moment's notice, and not because she's twitchy, but because she's stock still with her eyes watching me like a hawk.
And I can't blame her.
"...Miyamoto?" I mutter back to her, with a tilt of my head.
As in Musashi Miyamoto? Thee dual-wielding Sword Saint of Japan?
She tensed even further as I spoke, but I wasn't quite done: "Spirit Inheritor, Descendent, or both?" I asked without further need to elaborate.
Her brow raised in no small amount of confusion, something I get the feeling is going to happen fairly often, then she twitched, her eyes widening slightly.
"I suppose, both?" She states, not sounding very sure, whilst also not wanting to elaborate.
I hum back in response, refusing to push further on that topic.
Well, either way, her existing without me knowing about her beforehand is a problem. Musashi is kind of a big deal, after all. Uzume should have bare minimum mentioned that the guy had a family still out and about.
So someone's getting spankings later!
As for right now, I eventually shrug.
"In any event, you're gonna be late if you keep standing around here" My eyes narrow down at her as I trail off, and she shrinks slightly from my gaze, "Also, your ribbon is crooked."
The only reason I noticed is because I sat around as Rose was fixing Schwert's ribbon, but yeah, Zekka's here was pretty obviously off.
The girl flinched as if struck, "Really? I, uh" she looked down at it, sputtering, clearly not seeing the issue, with quickly growing panic.
I clicked my tongue and walked right up to her.
Her gaze snapped up to look at me, "H-Hey, what are you!?"
Her back foot slid back, as if she was bracing herself to draw a weapon.
As fun as it would be to see what this girl could do, considering her relations to such a legendary historical figure, she doesn't have the time for that.
"If you come any closer!"
So I promptly ignored everything she was saying and doing, and grabbed her ribbon for her.
"Eep!"
Even her squeaks are cute and quiet, jeez.
"Stay still." I order plainly, right before she could do something like jump away, again, "It'll just make it worse if you start trying to pull away now."
"Er" She looks away, refusing to look at me in general, "Right. Y-Yes, umK-Kusanagi, senpai?" She complies, to which I merely smirk as I fix up her ribbon.
"Do I look like I go here?" I respond to her askance with a question.
"No." For once, she sounded pretty sure of herself.
I chuckled at that, "Yup, well, I used to, a good few months ago. Left though. Ended up dropping out."
I give her ribbon a good tug, tightening it into its rightful place, as Zekka looks at me, curiosity obvious.
"Dropped out?"
I nod, "Yup. My life started going crazy around that time, decided I didn't need school, so I left."
Her eyes drifted down to my hands as I pulled them away, before she looked back up at me, "...Would that have something to do with, why you have the hands of a swordsman?"
I blinked at her, more than a little surprised, "...I wasn't aware that something a person could tell just by looking at another's hands."
She shrugged a little weakly, "It's something I can tell, at least."
Ah, probably something she got from her ancestry, then. I suppose that makes sense.
I feel no need to deny her, so I merely nod, "Well then, you're right. Yeah, it was awhole thing. And more. Before then, like I said," I started musing, "I was a lot like you."
The girl froze up again at that. I could feel the question, unspoken as it was.
How so.
So I continued, "Closed off. Shy. Quiet. Didn't wanna talk, because I didn't exactly how. Afraid of that fact, and so on." She winced at every word, as if each one was a punch straight to her gut. I shook my head, "I got out of that, albeit my method of escape was ratherunconventional."
"H-How so?" She asked, so unusually quickly for her that I nearly flinched.
I don't think she'll like my answer, but I answered truthfully regardless.
"Got drunk with a goddess. Woke up on a mountain without my memories. Nearly got eaten by a snake demon. Discovered I was the son of a certain Shinto goddess. Banged a cat girl." I simplified. I left out the whole self-insert thing for obvious reasons.
Zekka stared at me, face blank.
If she had no idea what to say to anything before, she certainly isn't going to have a single lick of any idea as to how to respond to that.
So I sent her a smile as I pressed on, "Not something you can follow, huh? Like I said, I escaped in one of the most unusual ways possible," I added, "but for you? My one piece of advice is to justrelax."
That caused her to perk up, her eyes widening, "I" she began, gulping, "I, don't know how to relax, this is"
I waved her off, "Yeah, yeah, you got so used to it by this point you don't know anything else. I get that, but you can't keep going in circles forever." I shook my head, reached over, and patted her on the head, causing her to freeze up again and stare at my hand. "Change is scary, but nothing good ever comes easy. I'm not saying stop caring all in one day, that's too much to ask, but baby steps. After all"
I pull my hand back and hold a finger, "You're clearly new here. Come for a fresh start and all that, right? That's a change, the first baby step. All you gotta do is keep climbing those stairs, and you'll make it out of that circle."
"...You think so?" Zekka slowly asked, looking down at the ground.
"I think so, yeah." I give her a thumbs up, "Plus, you know I'm right, after all, I'm just some random god you met in the not-quite-so-abandoned part of the high school division campus."
Zekka looked back up at me, giving me a very dry look.
I send back a knowing look, "What? It is always the random guys to meet in the middle of nowhere that tend to be the most insightful, don't ya know?"
"You, don't strike me as a sage, or guru." Zekka rightfully points out.
Still, ouch, my heart.
"And you don't strike me as one to carry a map, considering where you ended up." I pointed out back.
At that, realization struck across her face.
"The opening!" Zekka nearly cried out, frantically, "Uh, Kusanagi-san-"
"Please," I interrupted her for something very important, "call me Nori. I did practically give you my life story after all."
Her anxiety was temporarily overtaken by sheer incredulousness, but even that didn't last long.
"Nori-san," she stressed while correcting, "please, point me in the right direction!" She practically begged.
I couldn't help but chuckle at her, "Now now, it's alright," I reassured her, "I'll do you one better. Come on," I waved for her to follow, "I'll show you there myself, personally."
She blinked, "Show me, yourself? I" she trailed off, clearly unsure.
Granted, I would be, too, if some strange guy appeared from a pillar of light and told me, a younger girl, he'd walk me to school.
Thankfully, I can skip that pesky earning of trust stage with a fairly simple statement.
I paused and looked up toward the sun, musing aloud, "Hmm, me thinks you've got something like ten minutes before the gates closed."
"T-Ten!?" The poor girl nearly fell over herself, whilst standing still, before abruptly uprighting herself, "...Lead the way then, please."
There we go~!
I nodded and smiled, waving her along as I started heading out.
And by heading out, I mean I took off in a sprint.
I wasn't going full speed, of course not, yet even still
The girl was quick to follow, albeit a good few feet behind me, and she kept up easily.
How interesting!
~ A New Sun ~
"T-There! Is that the junior high division!"
I heard Zekka nearly cry out behind me as the building itself came into view.
"Yup~!" I call out back, and unlike the girl, I'm not even a bit winded.
It'll be fine, though, as long as nothing happens on the way, she'll be there with time to spare, even.
I blink as another aura promptly bomb rushes into my sensory range.
It doesn't even take a moment for me to recognize the feel.
Devil.
"I'm going to be laaaaatttteeeeee!"
That was not Zekka.
I come sliding to a halt, my arm snapping out, reaching.
Right in time, as someone burst out from the roadside trees.
She wore a uniform, much like Zekka and Schwerts, but her ribbon was a different color. Additionally, she was small. Like, smaller than Shirone, even. Her hair was short, cut to her shoulders, and was a vibrant pink like that of a sakura tree. Her eyes were much the same way, looking down at me, blinking between my fingers as she looked at me.
"Gha!?" She sputtered as she slammed right into my open palm, and I took no time in grasping her head right then and there, holding her still.
"Oi." I began, Zekka sliding to a halt right beside me, "Watch where you're running, aight?"
"Eheh!" The girl chuckled, warily, "You're right, you're right, my badI was just in a hurry, you know?"
She reached up and patted the hand holding her up by her head with a smile, "Still, Mr, thanks for catching me! If you didn't, well, just look at me now! If you can do this, I can't imagine what running into you would have felt like!"
I snorted in amusement, "Not good, I imagine." And promptly let her go.
She landed with an almost superhero-like landing, before quickly standing up straight, "Whew! Alright!" She bowed to me, respectfully, "Once more, sorry Mr! I'll be more careful next time!" She loudly exclaimed, causing Zekka to timidly flinch at just how loud she was.
Unfortunately, that slight movement drew the pink-haired girl's attention almost immediately, causing her to abruptly turn toward her.
"You!" She pointed at Zekka, "You're wearing the uniform, yet I don't recognize you!"
Zekka looked like she wanted to bolt it, but Pinky here held her attention whether she liked it or not.
"I'm Avi!" She continued, introducing herself with a smile, while giving a glance at the ribbon above her chest, "I'll be one of your seniors, looks like! My favorite words are 'liveliness,' 'tenacity,' and 'enthusiasm'! Pleased to meet you!" After a moment, almost like she'd nearly forgotten, she adds, "And you are?"
"M-MiyamotoZekka."
I think she almost forgot her given name there for a second. What with the energy Avi here is putting out, I sort of don't blame her.
Huh. Avi.
Now, for some reason, that name does sound familiar.
Unfortunately, I don't get the time to sift through the good old memory banks.
Avi nods a couple of times before going on to ask, "Did you perchance just enroll in the academy recently?"
Zekka nods in turn, albeit only once, and far slower, "...Yes, transferred, today."
The pink-haired girl's mouth promptly hits the pavement, "A transfer student!? Wow! And it's your first dayand you're on the brink of being late!?" Zekka winces, yet Avi isn't done, as she adds with no small amount of awe and a grin from ear to ear, "That's fire!"
Huh.
I think I like this girl already.
"IEr, Avi-senpa-" Zekka starts to ask, only to be cut off, as she whirls back around, facing me once again.
"So then, who's this! Your older brother, perhaps? Dad?"
"Bruh." I responded, so completely and utterly caught off guard by her assumption that I instinctively resorted to slang from two decades in the future.
Avi though, she didn't know that. She nodded several more times, almost pleased.
"Brother, then, got it!"
I gave the shrimp the most deadpan stare I could muster, taken from all the time I've seen Shirone level similar glares at me in the past.
I know I probably should correct her.
But, at the same time, she also somehow assumed I was Zekka's Dad. Somehow.
So, I'll keep my mouth shut for now.
About this, and the fact that there's another group of people, humans, approaching
"U-Uh!? Avi-senpai, t-that's not-" Zekka tried to speak up once again, only for Avi to whirl back toward her.
She didn't even say anything, she just moved, and the poor girl got scared silent.
"You know, Zekka-chan! I also have an older brother! Well, two, actua- wait." She paused, stopping herself, as if she suddenly remembered something.
It took her a second.
"...Ahhhhhhh!" Then she screamed, "This isn't the time for chit chat! We can talk later, right now, we must hurry!"
"Cuz you'll be late as hell?" I point out.
"That!" She pointed at me, "But also they'll show up any second now!"
"T-They?" Zekka muttered slowly.
Fortunately, her question was answered fairly quickly.
"There you are! Problem child!"
Another girl flies out from the trees.
But unlike Avi before her, at least she wasn't in danger of ramming into a god and getting a mild concussion. Instead, she jumped from the treeline and landed right behind us.
The girl was short, a lot like Avi, actually. Her black hair was done up in a messy ponytail, she was carrying a sword whose sheath was marked by a clan emblem, and her school uniform also possessed an armband.
Like all the kids I saw at the school gates earlier. Student Council, then.
"Ack!" Avi grunted in alarm, and then, almost instinctively it felt like, she moved behind me, using me like a shield, "Already caught up, huh, Mina-chan!? You're fast!"
The new girl sputtered, damn near looking offended, "Don't call me that! My name is Minamoto! Mi-na-mo-to!" She ground out the sound of her name through gritted teeth.
As if on cue, other students, all with a similar armband, came walking out of the trees. They assembled behind Minamoto like some sort of military squad.
"Today, I'll throw you in a guidance room for sure!" Mina glared, her eyes practically blazing.
Slowly, Zekka backed up, getting closer to me and Avi. "Um, I don'tAvi-senpai? Nori-san? What should we?"
I stared at the new girl, my eyes narrow.
Her name also felt familiar, but more important. Where did I hear it before?
Ah, well, I'll think over that bit later. What I'm more interested in right now is
"Oi." I speak up, address the council squad, "What are you lot doing chasing a kid around outside school?"
And with those words alone, I could see Mina's entire train of thought derail for a second.
"Ah, w-well, sir, that" It takes a moment, but her professional demeanor returns, "That is none of your concern! Unless, of course, you're the problem child's guardian?"
Huh. You know what?
"That's fair." I nod, in agreement. "Alright, have at her."
"Beh!?" Avi sputtered behind me, with Zekka turning toward her, looking concerned.
For a second, Mina almost looked as though she couldn't believe what she just heard.
"...Right. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation, sir." She turned her head toward the others and nodded once.
"Catch her with all you have."
"UOOOOOOOOH!" As one, the kids assembled behind her roared as though charging into a warzone.
"Ehhhh!" Avi jumped out from behind me and grabbed Zekka's wrist.
"...Eh?" The girl made a shocked sound.
Then she was pulled away. "Ehh!?"
Avi had immediately made a break for it, crying out, "Run with all you haaavvvee!"
"W-Waitwhy am I-"
"Zekka-chan! You're older brother is so cold!" Avi whined as she ran off with her.
"H-He isn't my-"
Their voices were drowned out by the stomping of several pairs of feet as they chased after them.
The student council grunts made sure not to even ruffle my robe as they ran past, parting around me as they started chasing the girls down.
With a chuckle, I turned and watched the action from afar.
Man, what a crazy part of the school. Not even the high school division had this much action happening so blatantly outside it.
Crazy and interesting, all at the same time. I wonder if Schwert's will pick up any of this during school?
Hmm, well, even if she doesn't, maybe I'll point her Zekka's way regardless. Schwert is far less energetic than Avi and far stable. Maybe they'll hit it off as friends? Both girls could use it, I think.
As for me? I need to head back, find Uzume, and ask her some very pointed questions.
I also need to forge a paddle beforehand, just in case.
I walk away from the school building, thoughts of spanking the hell out of a goddess as children shout and throw weapons in the background.
Just another day in this world.
Ah, good old deja vu.
Smack.
"Weeehhhh!? Norriii!"
It's been a while. How've you been?
Smack.
"Nnnnghhhhh!"
Good? Good.
My hand went back up, and as soon as it did, Uzume started squirming around desperately in my lap.
"W-Wait! Wait! Stop!" She cried out, "What did I even do now!? I was asleep! Asleep!"
I blinked at that, realizing that she was technically right.
When I got back home after that whole ordeal outside the junior high school, I walked straight up to this goddess' room, picked her up immediately, dragged her ass out here into the gardens, and started spanking her.
I didn't even explain anything; I just started going to town.
That's honestly just how natural this entire motion is at this point.
"That's fair." I admit after a moment of thought.
I set my hand down on her lower back as Uzume breathed out a sigh of relief.
Her ass was already red, of course, or else I would have put it there just to tease her.
By the way, as an aside, she's wearing this deep purple lingerie set, and I can't for the life of me figure out why.
It's not like she expected anyone to see her in it, right? So then why go through the extra trouble?
Trying to comprehend the inner workings of her head would give me a headache, though, so I'll just leave it at 'It's Uzume' and move on.
Doing so, I proceed to level a dry look down at the back of her head.
She can't even see my face at present, yet somehow, likely by pure instinct, her body started tensing up.
"So," I began, "when were you going to tell me some girl is running around with the Miyamoto name?"
It was now Uzume's turn to blink.
Her response? Just as eloquent.
"...Eh?" A confused noise, perfect.
My hand suddenly went back up into the air.
"Eh!? N-Nori, wait, hold on, I"
And like a well-oiled machine, it came right back down on one of her cheeks.
Smack.
"EEEEEE! C-Come onnnn!" She cried, wriggling around in my lap, "Musashi didn't have any kids! I don't know what you're talking about!"
My hand stopped halfway, as my eyebrow raised in its place.
"Oh?" I hummed, "InterestingSo the name Zekka Miyamoto doesn't ring any bells?"
"None!" She denied, exasperated and more than slightly panicked, "We watch all the families, from mystic to martial, and we especially keep close tabs on the legendary family lines! If his line existed, we would have watched over it!"
I click my tongue, "You're positive about that? That he didn't start a family?"
"I never said that he didn't have a family." Uzume stressed, "He did adopt some kids, and he had students, but he never passed on his genes!"
I furrowed my brow at that, ready to open my mouth and ask how that changed anything, but Uzume beat me to the punch.
"And before you ask!" She begins anew, "Those kids he adopted also died before they could start families of their own!"
I couldn't help but wince at that.
Still, I had to ask.
"And you're sure he didn't father a kid with, like, a courtesan or the like?"
Uzume snickered, "I don't think you understand, Nori, that guyhe wouldn't do anything like that."
"...Was he gay?" I asked reflexively.
Uzume wheezed so hard she damn near fell off my lap, "No, n-nohah, quite the opposite. He, and those damn swords both, were both supermassive perverts. Obsessed with breasts for some reason, can you believe it?"
Huh?
Wait.
Obsessed with breasts?
The fucking what.
"Why?" I asked, utterly flabbergasted.
Uzume shrugged, as much as she could anyway, "I don't know. Regardless, it ended up with the guy having this sort of stigma around him in the past." Uzume continued explaining, "As time went on, though, that bit was pretty much forgotten, buried under all his accomplishments and such. Butyeah."
Yeah fucking nothing!
What the hell is wrong with this world!?
Wait a second, let's back up here.
"You mentioned 'those damn swords' as well, what was that about?"
Uzume gave a nervous chuckle, "Ah, right. That would be his Sacred Gear. A pair of swords called Eden's Dual."
Eden? As in, the Garden of Eden?
And just like that, realization struck me.
That feeling I sensed, that divine power that reminded me of a holy relic, it was a Sacred Gear, but not a relic.
No, a person, a pair of people. The first humans that were created by the big, sometimes angry guy upstairs.
The First Man and the First Woman.
I frowned.
The First Man and the First Woman.
I can't say their names.
I know who they are. Who doesn't know the story of the Garden of Eden?
It's just like how I can't say the big guy's name anymore.
Yet somehow, I doubt this is related to me specifically. It's far more likely He sealed their names away when he stuffed them in the gear. Maybe that's their punishment for eating the fruit here?
If so, that's wild.
And Musashi had them as his Sacred Gear?
Somehow even wilder. I know he's wanked to high heaven and back in these kinds of worlds, these kinds of stories, but still, damn.
But of course, the titty god author had to go and ruin them by making Musashi, and the first humans, boob-obsessed perverts.
I wish I were shocked, but truly, I sort of felt it coming a mile away.
At least Zekka seemed like a good girl, if a bit shy and socially stunted. Not a hint of titty obsession on her from, albeit, what little I saw of her thus far.
"Well, that answers another thing for me, then." I speak up with a sigh, "Pretty sure the new girl has his Sacred Gear along with his name."
Uzume freezes at that, before she slowly slumps, letting out a groan, "It's fine, it's fine." She begins to try convincing herself, "That gear lost the second sword centuries ago, it's still strong, but at least it's not a Longinus Level Threat, so it's fine you didn't know where it ended up until now" Uzume trails off, muttering incomprehensibly to herself.
Somehow, I'm also not shocked she lost track of the gear.
Also, as if I needed further proof that Zekka girl is some sort of protagonist, there it is.
Her family name already made that likely, but add potential Longinus Class Sacred Gear to the list, and that practically guarantees it.
Uzume begins to slowly curl up into a fetal position, still rambling on, but at this point, I can't say I need much more out of her.
So I'll leave her be, running my fingers through her silky smooth purple hair just to give my hands something to do as I think.
About what exactly?
Well.
Now that I know all this, I'm probably going to have to keep far more of an eye on the situation than I originally thought.
The girl's family made her important. A Sacred Gear like that on top of that? Oh yeah, someone, somewhere, is likely after her.
Someone being after her would also likely explain why Uzume and the Pantheon as a whole didn't even know she existed. Her family was hiding her, or just hiding in general.
And I mean, come on, one of her swords has already gone missing! My bet is someone in the past took it, and whoever they are, they likely won't settle for just half a Longnius Sacred Gear.
They're going to want the full thing eventually, and they're probably going to start something to get it.
I internally groan at the thought, my other hand reaching up to run a hand through my hair as I huff.
The question then becomes, Who did it? Who took the sword? Who am I supposed to suspect is coming?
My knee-jerk reaction is the Hero Faction, but I annihilated their leadership, and I don't think they survived after that. The Khaos Brigade as a whole is still around, though, yet I haven't heard them doing much of anything lately.
Even down in the Underworld, beyond backing Kokopuffs, I mean.
Which means there's most likely a new threat abound.
Fuck me.
This is one of the rare times when I think I truly wish I hadn't died when I did. I wish I had finished the entire original set of light novels and had even the chance to see where the hell these characters and events are coming from.
It's odd, though, now that I'm thinking about it
I look down at the still-blubbering Uzume in my lap.
I never really get that feeling about certain other characters or events, even though I never saw or heard of them from the source material either.
Uzume here, for instance. My mother. Takamagahara. Izanami and Yomi, and so on.
Weird.
Probably best not to dwell on that, though.
I stand up, picking up and carrying the goddess that was once on my lap under my arm.
One last thing I need to dwell on, though.
That little pink-haired brat called herself Avi.
I have heard her name before, her full name.
Avi Amon. Shirone told me about her way back before Odin visited Japan, around the time when I was collaborating with the clans and the youkai, planning his visit and tour and all that.
It was rather offhandedly, and I recall considering checking out what she was all about back then, but events of that time sort of pushed that stray thought to the back of the list, so to speak.
Shirone had described her as my number one fan, but somehow, I doubt that's accurate if she couldn't even recognize me.
That, or I can add 'forgetful' to Avi's personality index, and I can kind of see that being the case, considering what little I've seen of her thus far.
She was like the opposite of Zekka, and I get the feeling she had a good head on her shoulders, so Avi not being all there?
Well, it checks out at least.
Regardless, to say my interest in her had waned would be an understatement.
Or, rather, my interest is now invested in bullying the little brat because she called me old.
That is assuming we even run into each other again, of course.
I don't doubt we will, though. It's pretty likely she'll latch onto Zekka for plot reasons or what have you, considering how they met, even if I were there.
So~! I won't have to worry about that! I will have my revenge!
Eventually.
And I'm not sure how yet, but I will!
In the meantime, though, I make my way back toward the main house, carrying Uzume along for the ride.
I'm going to throw her in her room, let her settle, and as I do that, I'm going to help Rose plan for Schwert's eventual return.
I don't mean help with planning a training plan, oh no, Rose has that covered. I'm talking about a sort of 'successful first day of school' after-party type of planning.
And, well, if it was a bad day, then the party becomes more like a cheering-up party, rather than a celebratory one.
Rose is very keen on making sure Schwert has a proper education, and having at least a good time while she's at it.
I can only wonder why, huh?
So as soon as I had put Uzume away, Rose and I got to work for the rest of the day.
Thankfully, come the time school got out and I went to pick up Schwert, her day had gone rather plainly, according to her anyway.
As it would turn out, her appearance was sort of overshadowed by a certain other girl, who had made her entrance by somehow jumping into her second-story classroom via a window from outside.
As said, though, Schwert didn't seem to mind.
I couldn't stop myself from cackling for the rest of the night, though.
Beyond that first day, nothing of note happened for a little while.
A day after the first, two, three, until nearly a week had passed.
By this point, Uzume had gotten herself together enough to go tell my mother what was going on and explain why I was going to be a little late visiting now.
According to Uzume, she accepted it, though Uzume herself didn't accept the spanking Ama gave her for letting the girl slip through her fingers for so long. Well, that, and her gear.
I didn't exactly know what to expect next, but I can sure as hell say I didn't expect what would.
~ A New Sun ~
The evening sun was getting lower and lower in the sky as I lay around on the couch, thoroughly breaking in my new phone with a whole lot of texting.
Well, I say texting, but there weren't many words going around.
More like pictures.
A lot of pictures.
Right now, it was mostly between the Youkai girls and me; the others were busy, or Rose, and were thus way too shy to do such a thing.
Understandable.
What is also understandable is that I was a bit too preoccupied staring at my phone to notice anything going on around me.
Why would I? It's not like anyone is going to appear in the middle of the living room around this time-
A Norse magic circle sprouted up in the middle of the living room.
I turned my head, slowly, robotically, toward it, and blinked slowly.
One of my hands let go of my phone to pat my body down.
Good. I'm still wearing my robe. Thank fucking me.
I was triply sure of that, thanks once said magic circle deposited three girls in my living room instead of just one.
See, ever since her first day, Schwert figured out how to teleport herself between here and the school, Kuroka and Rose modified the barrier and such to let her do so.
That didn't stop her from bringing people with though.
But my little phone time here certainly stopped me from realizing she got out of school at this time.
With a click of a button, my phone screen went dark as Schwert's almost immediately approached me.
I didn't even get to ask who her friends were, even though I already knew, before she spoke plainly.
"They aren't my friends, they just really wanted to see you for some reason."
And with that simple statement, Schwert gave an annoyed huff and walked off.
Well, alright then!
As she walked away, the two girls behind her were revealed to my sight.
I already knew who they were, of course, I could sense them as soon as they appeared, but I couldn't see with Schwert right in front of me.
Now, though, I could.
Zekka stood there, looking around like a fish that jumped out of water a week ago and was suffocating horribly.
Avi though? She winced, her head craning briefly in the direction of the artifact room, likely where she felt the immense holy spirit aura of several artifacts and weapons sitting around.
Whatever she felt, though? That faded immediately as she turned toward me and promptly pointed.
"Yoouuuuuu!" She exclaimed!
I pointed my thumb toward myself, "Meeee?" I exclaimed back mildly, eyebrow raised.
Zekka gave a nervous chuckle, but beyond that, stood stock still and said nothing.
Undeterred, the pink-haired invader stepped forward, "You weren't Zekka-chan's cold older brother at all!" She continued, accusatory.
I glanced past Avi, toward Zekka, "...You only just now managed to tell her?"
Zekka sighed lowly, "She wouldn't give me much of a chance."
That much figures.
I turned my gaze back to Avi, "Is that all that came here about? Kind of weird, ya know."
Avi shook her head vehemently, walking straight up to the couch, all the while she was fishing around in the small shoulder bag she was carrying.
She pulled out a phone, and with a speed that somehow both amused and scared me, went through it, quickly finding what she needed, before shoving the screen nearly right into my face.
"That's you, isn't it!?" She pointed at the screen with her other hand whilst exclaiming.
What was on her screen?
A static shot of me, shockingly enough. During my fight against the rampaging red dragon, back when Issei went Juggernaut Drive.
Specifically? It's the shot of me getting my clothes blown off by a dragon aura bullet.
I narrowed my gaze at the screen for a moment before looking back at her face, "Out of all the screenshots you could have taken, why that one?"
"So it is you!" Avi accused, completely dodging my question, "Why didn't you say anything the other day, huh!?"
I deadpan stared at her, "You didn't ask for my name, you shrimp, you just assumed I was Zekka's brother or dad."
Avi blinked at that, "Oh." She gave, realizing, before she suddenly pulled away, "Alright! You have me there! Eheh! My bad!" She bowed, sincerely.
Man, what a switch-up, huh?
Meanwhile, poor Zekka was looking around like she was trying to find a way to escape.
She wouldn't be able to find one, at least not before Avi could do what she did next.
"Anyway!" Avi abruptly went down on her knees, slamming her head onto the ground as she did a full kowtow straight from standing position, "Kusanagi-sensei! Zekka-chan and I humbly request your aid!" Avi exclaimed adamantly.
Zekka perked up, letting out a panicked squeak, "Ah!? U-Uh, Avi-senpai, I" She trailed off, like she wanted to say something, but couldn't.
Meanwhile, I'm just lying here wandering
When the hell did I become a sensei!?
I know exactly why I'm here today.
Right now, I'm standing atop a particular mountain in the middle of evening's light.
The sky is nice and clear, almost exactly how I remember it.
I couldn't help but smile just from my sheer luck. It is usually far more cloudy than this, what with the weather nowadays.
Or maybe, a certain someone or two felt my nostalgia and decided to clear the skies up a bit for me.
A wistful sigh escapes my mouth as I lean against the railings, and this time, I don't feel the need to vomit off them.
That's probably the one thing I don't need to do again, yeah?
No sickness, just me, the cold, the light, and memories that feel several years old rather than the actual good several months ago they actually happened.
I can't say why lately, but what with the lull in events ever since that day, the junior division, when I met those girls, dropped off Schwert, all that
Well, ever since I briefly mentioned my past self to Zekka, it's just been on my mind lately.
And naturally, when the past comes to mind, where it all began tends to come to the forefront.
My head tilts to the side for the umpteenth time this evening, looking down at the railing as it stretches across the mountainside's ridge.
I can still remember it all. My first moments 'waking up' here, my encounter with that fucked up danger noodle stray, all of it.
I remember the railings melting from that rubber hose's stupid acidic spit, from smashing the thing's body through the metal and into the forest below.
But now? The railings are all fixed. As if new, or rather, as if no damage had ever happened to them in the first place.
Any signs of my short fight up here are gone, long gone. It's sort of mind-boggling if I'm being real.
Now I know how fast supernatural shit can get cleaned up and swept under the rug, so it shouldn't shock me that much.
Still, this place is my first memory here, so it holds a bit of a special place in my heart, alright? I'm allowed to be a little irrational over this.
Not that I wanted the place to still be wrecked or anything, it's justyeah, it's stupid.
"Nyaahhh~? Darling, what are you doing up here~?"
Speaking of stupid.
Okay, that was mean, but the setup was too perfect for me not to think that!
In any event, there goes my peace.
With an amused sigh, I turn around, leaning my back against the railing as I cross my arms.
Kuroka bound right up to me, but like a cat who was caught mid-pounce, she ended up stopping right in front of me.
"Ahahnyah~!" She course corrected immediately, putting her hands just above her ample bosom to form a heart with her fingers as she winked at me.
Unfortunately, that's not enough to get her out of this!
I roll my eyes, yet can't help but smile, even as I reach out to her and snatch her up, pulling her right up against me.
"Nyeh~!? Darling!? Wait, lemme put up a barrier first~!"
"Mmm, no." I huff out, still just hugging her.
"N-No!?" Kuroka whined, scandalized.
"People don't come up here all that often, turns out." I pause before adding, "Especially once it starts getting colder out, you know?"
"Still~!" Kuroka grumbled, leaning her body into mine, grasping my robe as she did so.
"...Also I'm not fucking you over the railing, the hell?" I grunt out into her ear, causing the horny bimbo of a catgirl to perk up and feeze.
"...Hmph!" Then pout, for some reason, even though she didn't seem too sure about it, under the assumption of doing it in public mere seconds ago.
Ah, this fucking cat~...
Of course, from the moment I left home, she followed me all the way here.
I sensed it, and I let her; no reason not to. It'd be up to her if she'd be gotten for her curiosity.
"Well then" Kuroka continued, still huffy, "If you aren't gonna breed me over the railings, what are you doing here, nyah~?"
I elected to ignore her huffiness, else I would be baited into pounding her over the railing anyway somehow, and went straight for the point.
"You remember how we first met, yeah?"
Kuroka looked up at me, and tilted her head, a full grin stretched across her face, "How could I not, nyah~?"
Fair enough, I couldn't help but chuckle at the memory myself.
I turned my head, my gaze sweeping across the built-in platform resting atop the mountain, "I explained to you that I lost my memory, woke up randomly, all that jazzwell, this is where I first came to all those months ago."
That seemed to get her attention, prompting the cat girl to perk up, and full my gaze, leading nowhere in particular.
It didn't take long for her to start giggling, "It's so random, nyahaha~!"
I shrugged, "Drunk me has weird vacation spot choices, aight?"
"Hmm~!" Kuroka wraps her arms around my shoulders, gently pulling me down so she can rub our noses together, "Some day, I'll meet drunk Nori, right nyah~?"
"Hah" I let out a single, drawn-out laugh, "Probably not? If I ended up here by getting drunk, who knows where I'll find myself if I do it again?"
Now that I have powers, it wouldn't surprise me if I somehow made my way to the Underworld or something, and woke up in actual Hell.
That'd be a story to tell!
"Mmm" Kuroka pursed her lips, "Shame, nyah~! How else am I supposed to thank him for making me run into you?"
I stared down at her, completely and utterly blindsided by what she just said.
"I" It took me a moment to find the right words, for my smile to come back, full force, "I think he knows you're grateful, you sneaky cat~..."
"Excellent, nyah~!" Kuroka then, without warning, leaned forward and pressed her lips into mine.
I found no reason to resist, wrapping my arms around her back and holding her as the sun began to set.
The pinkette kneeling on the floor before me began to sweat and shudder, and that was the only visible movement she'd made since she went down there.
She also hasn't said anything, but I feel that'll change soon.
Why?
Well, I'm still lying here, across my couch. Unmoved. Not exactly unbothered, but I have yet to say anything.
It's been more than a moment by now. Probably minutes, if I had to guess, I haven't been keeping track.
Zekka has been standing almost as still as Avi this entire time, too, her lips sealed shut, the poor girl has no idea what to do or even say.
I know I'm not helping, but this is all to punish Avi, the little shrimp, for pulling this in the first place. I'm sure she'll forgive me after this.
Also, she practically called me old again, so I'm feeling more than a little petty right now.
Though I do have to say, respect where it's due, I expected the little shrimp to get tired kneeling like that by now.
Ah, well, I have time.
Without saying anything, I lean further back into the couch and pull up my phone again.
This time, I'm holding it so the screen is facing purely toward me. No chance anyone in front of me could see it.
I figure since I do have time, I could attend to something else of far more importance!
Fox titties.
[Fox Titties]
It has been a little bit since I last checked up on Yasaka and Kunou.
Or as I'm damn near ready to start permenantely calling them, Concubine and Daddy's Brat, if they keep sending me pictures of themselves looking smug with their chests plastered all over the screen.
Maybe after this, I'll hit them up before heading up to Takamaghara.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Actually, I'll gather up all my girls, we'll make it a group project.
Zekka squeaks in the background.
I look up from my phone at her, eyebrow raised at her, only to see that her face is a burning red and she's gaping at me.
I give a glance to my lower half to find no Nori Junior making a surprise appearance, so I'm not sure what set her off.
Oh! I made a face, didn't I?
Oops.
Oh well.
Now then, how should I respond to-
"Ooookaaayyy!"
Oh me damn it.
The pinkette rises from her bowing position with a shout, her legs wobbly and shaky, with angry red marks marring her knees, and even on her forehead.
Despite all that, though?
Avi put her fists on her waist and stood straight and proud.
"That was starting to hurt, so excuse me for my disrespect, sensei!" She exclaimed.
I couldn't help it anymore.
With a twitch of my brow, I turned off the screen and dropped my phone to the side.
Then, with a smooth motion, I sat up.
With just that single movement, just sitting on the couch as I am, I end up looking down at her.
That's how short pinky here is.
Avi blinked at me, "Eh?"
I reached out and just as smoothly, flicked her on the forehead.
Smack bad on the red spot like it was a bullseye to be shot.
"YOUCH!" The shrimp cried, jumping back, her hands instinctively going to cover the struck area.
And before she could say anything.
"I'm not your sensei." I immediately began, clipped and annoyed, "I've never taught anyone like that. I'm not even old enough to be a sensei!" I ground out, "And to top it all off, don't you think this is all more than a little sudden? We didn't even meet until the other day, what could I possibly help you with!?"
The short-haired girl rubbed the sore spot atop her head, gazing at me with something I didn't quite expect.
"AhRight." She hums out with a tilt of her head, a bashful smile stretching across her face, "I guess I did sort of jump the gun a bit, huh? My apologies!" She bowed, swiftly, a normal respectful one, no getting on her hands and knees this time, "Allow me to introduce myself properly!"
From behind Avi, I could see Zekka watching on with no small amount of awe and shock.
Same, Zekka-chan, same.
"Kusanagi-sen-, er, Mr. Kusanagi!" Avi decided as she went on, no brakes, "I am Avi! Avi Amon! Third child of the High Class Devil Pillar Clan Amon!" For a second there, it looked like she was about to trip over her words, but she held strong, "And I am a big admirer of yours!"
Huh? Wait, what?
All of a sudden, Shirone's words from way back when ring in the back of my head.
Number one fan.
She came to Kuoh because of me and my fight against the Red Dragon, I remember that!
But-
"...Why?" I asked aloud, utterly bewildered.
Avi smiled, blindingly bright in fact, "Why, because of your swordsmanship, Mr. Kusanagi!"
Zekka tilted her head in the back, perplexed, and I damn near copied her, because that just gave me more questions.
Rather than ask, I just motioned toward her and simply stated, "Elaborate. Please."
Avi practically preened, "Gladly! See, with just a blade, you took down thee rampaging Red Dragon! This generation's Red Dragon Emperor, the Boosted Gear user in an out-of-control Juggernaut Drive!" Zekka's eyes widened considerably in the background; by contrast, I grimaced.
"It was nowhere near as impressive as you think." I denied, more than a little embarrassed regarding that whole deal.
Not only did I have help, I nearly died more then once, only saved by my bullshit healing ability. The me from back then is so much weaker compared to the me right now that the comparison frankly brings physical pain.
Well, it would if I could feel proper pain, but it's the point that stands.
Avi simply waved me off, her smile never faltering, "That doesn't matter to me! What does is you still did it all with a sword. And fire, real cool fire, but mostly a sword!" She nods to herself, rapidly, "And from what I saw, it didn't even look like a particularly strong one either!"
I'm not going to lie, that almost offended me something fierce.
Then I recall that, despite its history, back then Odoru Taiyk-sen didn't even have a name, or much of the power that it does now.
So I suppose she's not technically wrong about that.
"You showed that something that strong can be brought down by something so small!" Avi continued, fist pumping, before she stops, blinks, and scratches the back of her head, "Well, not that your sword is small, but you get it, eheh!"
I know she doesn't mean it as an innuendo, so I won't say it out loud.
But.
That doesn't stop me from thinking it! Heh!
I really need to stop spending so much time around Kuroka.
"But yeah!" Avi continued, "That is the reason I call you sensei! And why I want your help, specifically! I have a goal! A dream that I will accomplish!" She clenches her fist close to her chest, "And you showed that it isn't impossible. So, thank you!"
Isn't she giving me a little too much credit?
Still, I can't help but feel the drive coming off this girl. It's something for a little shrimp, isn't it?
I let out a long and low breath before leveling her an inquiring stare.
"I won't promise anything right now." Her smile still doesn't waver as I begin, "But," In fact, it grows wider, "I'll at least hear you out, pinky. Whatchya need?"
Avi barely managed to suppress an excited shriek as she turned, right toward Zekka.
Who promptly flinched as the smaller girl's intensely excited face was pointed toward her.
I'm also fairly sure it activated Zekka's 'fight, flight, freeze' response, because the girl looked like she wanted to run away, desperately, but didn't even get the chance to as Avi pranced over to her and threw an arm around the girls shoulders, causing her to slouch down to the pinky's level.
"Zekka-chan and I are in a group, or, club, you could say!" Avi began to explain, grinning from ear to ear, "But there's a slight complication! We don't exactly have an advisor, or, well, enough members, or an official club room, nor, u-uh, acknowledgement from the school that we even exist"
Avi slowly trailed off, with each thing she listed, her mood seemed to drop a bit, and she slouched more and more, until her pink eyes practically swirled with dread and worry by the end.
She was dragging along Zekka the entire time, too. By the end, the poor girl was practically bent nearly completely over, and straining to breathe normally.
"But we could fix one of those things!" Avi suddenly perked right back up, her normal asserting itself, with Zekka gasping for a breath in relief, "We need an advisor, and I think you're the best person for the job!"
I let out a considering hum at that.
A club advisor, huh? How would that even work for me?
Though thinking about it, in the novels, Rias managed to get Rose a job at the school as a teacher after he left her behind in Japan.
And Rose is around my age.
Realistically, I could bully Sona into making such a thing happen as well. It wouldn't even be that hard!
No, what the question should be is, is this worth my time?
If I'm right, and this entire thing, these girls, are a part of some side story or something another that came out after I went under in my first life, then something may happen eventually that I should be aware of.
Like, shit, Zekka over there has the Sacred Gear hosting the souls of the First Man and Woman, that by itself is pretty important, no?
Especially considering the whole deal with the big guy upstairs here.
Truth be told, even with the promise of new events to deal with, new enemies to fight, something new in general, I don't think it'd be completely worth it to have to babysit a bunch of girls to access it.
At the same time, do I have a choice in the matter? If I let this sit, if I let this fester, and something big happens when I'm not there, it'd be the Red Dragon event all over again.
I close my eyes and lean forward, my chin resting on my hands.
After a moment's more consideration, I open my eyes and gaze at the two girls sharply.
I don't need much more. If it's not worth my time, I shall make it worth my time. If this ends up being nothing, then so be it. If this all ends up coalescing into something far bigger, then I'll be there.
This time, I'll be there.
"I'll be real with you." I start, my tone broaching no argument, deadly serious.
Avi seemed to pick up on that, as her smile hardened, albeit only a fraction, while Zekka still just seemed confused.
"I don't know anything about this advisor stuff, alright?" I admit, standing up straight, "So I'm probably not the best man for the job here."
Avi shakes her head, adamant, "That might be what you think, but I don't agree!"
I couldn't help but chuckle as I walked up to the two girls.
"Yeah," I smirked, "somehow, I figured you'd say that. Well," I stretch my arms before looking down at the two girls intently, "you've certainly got my attention, and now I'm curious. You say you've already got a place?"
Avi smirks back at me as she nods, a fire building in her eyes, an anticipation.
"Good." I state simply, "Then show me."
"Heh. With pleasure, Kusanagi-sensei!" Avi answered fervently.
I wasted no time in flicking her forehead again.
"A-AH!?" Pinky didn't see it coming and ended up falling over, releasing Zekka before she dragged her to the floor too.
Zekka looked between the two of us, clearly unsure of what to say, but that was alright for now, I'm more focused on Avi at the moment.
"I'm not your sensei. Not yet, at least, and I may not be after this still." I shrug, giving her a lazy smirk, "Guess we'll see how it goes, hmm?"
Avi rubs her forehead with a hand, the other keeping her sat upright, yet despite her state, not even a little has that fire in her eyes weakened.
"I understand, but if there's a chance, there's hope!" She nods resolutely, staring me straight in the eye, "And we won't let it go to waste, will we, Zekka-chan!"
"U-Uh!?" Zekka jumps, having all of a sudden been directly called out, "I, wewill?"
"Yeah!" Avi jumps up onto her feet, fist pumping, "That's the spirit!"
"Spirit?" Zekka parrots back awkwardly.
"Yeah! Lemme see that fire! Woo!"
"F-Fire?"
These two, man, these two.
Zekka's just parroting back parts of whatever Avi's saying because she doesn't know what to say, meanwhile, Zekka's tone flies over Avi's head, and all she's hearing are the words.
I had to resist the urge to chuckle at their antics, and although it's a shame to stop them mid-show, I'm going to have to.
"Alright, alright." I wave at the two of them, Avi's attention immediately snapping to me as I speak, while it takes a moment more for Zekka to almost drowsily look my way as well, "Give me a minute to grab something before we head out, okay?"
Avi quickly waves me off, "No worries! Though, uh, we're going to have to go back to the school, so" She rubs the back of her head again, more than a little abashed, "Could you grab Schwert-chan too while you're at it? I don't even recognize where here is, that, and even if I couldWell, I wouldn't be able to teleport us out of here myself."
Now, at that, both Zekka and I raised eyebrows her way.
Sure, she could just be talking about the barrier around the estate. That would stop her from teleporting out and in whenever she wanted since she's not keyed in.
At the same time, the way she said it implies something entirely different.
Also, Schwert-chan, cute. I don't think those two have talked barely at all, yet still, here comes Avi bulldozing her way through formality.
I'll save that thought for later, though, and instead shake my head.
"Don't worry, pinky," I assuage her worries, "I can port the three of us fine myself, just wait for me."
Avi quickly perked up, with any sense of shame or off feeling vanishing as she sent me a thumbs up, "Fire!"
I chuckled, sending the girl a thumbs-up back as I walked away.
I wouldn't need to worry about them messing with anything, not like I suspected them to on purpose anyhow, but even then it wouldn't be a problem because I won't be long.
Honestly, the only thing that might take time is finding my old sword-carrying bag
~ A New Sun ~
My return with my old, filled, sword-carrying bag bought reactions from both girls, as was to be expected.
Excitement from Avi was especially expected, but Zekka's odd stare at the bag wasn't.
No confusion, just pure consideration.
Regardless, when I returned, we were very quickly off!
Since I didn't know where this building was on the junior high school's campus, I beamed us down right in front of the entrance.
Though apparently, that wasn't a problem, as Avi quickly waved us to follow her deeper in, the little pinky practically ran for the trees.
I mean that literally. She started running toward an old-looking forest that sat in what could easily be mistaken for the campus' background.
Zekka looked like she wanted to say something to Avi before she ran off, but she ran off before she could even get a word out, leaving the awkward girl there sighing before quickly running off, after giving me a very pleading look.
I'd tell her she wouldn't want my brand of help with whatever her problem is, but honestly, she might be just that desperate to accept it.
It didn't take very long at the pass we ended up going, and considering all of us were a degree of supernatural, we could go fast. It took barely a minute.
Which is pretty shocking considering what Avi ended up leading us to.
Nestled within the forest was a small, clearly abandoned building. The pathway leading up to it had long since been overtaken by the forest, and the foliage and green around it were slowly encroaching upon the wood of the building.
I recognized the building on sight for what it was.
A dojo. An old traditional Japanese-style dojo in a clear state of disrepair.
"Here we are!" Avi stopped and turned to us, throwing her arms up as she presented the place to us.
"...Ah?" Zekka gave her a sound, which is better than nothing, at least.
I scratched my chin as I gave the building a considering once-over.
All in all, it's old, but it doesn't look ready to fall apart. Yet.
Serviceable. If nothing else.
I gave Avi a nod.
"Hehe! Right! I'll show you two inside!" Without a prompt, Avi turned back and booked it straight for the door.
Though she did stop right before she flung herself through said door, barely, to open it, and quickly wiggle off her shoes, depositing them to the side of the entryway.
We followed her example, though much less clumsily, I must add.
Though I have to say, what greeted us inside wasn't nearly what I expected.
It was like night and day, the outside vs the in. Upon walking in, the first thing that hit me was this crisp, fresh paint smell, mixed with the cool evening air.
This came from the walls, which were a stark white, not a hole, mark, or blemish anywhere.
The floors, by contrast, were wooden, and they looked old, aged, but not rotten and falling apart.
All in all, it reminded me of the dojo that I had in my home near Kuoh, like an older version of it.
"Wah." Zekka let out a sigh next to me. Not a bad one, but it was certainly a cute one, considering the way she did it.
Avi put her arms behind her back, fingers locked as she practically skipped to the center of the dojo. As soon as her foot hit the center, she flipped back around, facing us.
"I know it may not look the best from the outside," Avi began with a big smile, "but that certainly changes once you make it inside!"
"That it does." I agree, nodding approvingly.
"Yes," Zekka also agrees, though quieter, and as she kneels to run a hand along the wooden floor, "it's clear that this place is very well maintained"
Huh. She's so fascinated with something regarding the floor that she managed a full sentence. Neat!
"So then, pinky." I look around, specifically toward the walls.
I can feel the auras within them.
Demonic. Youkai. Magic.
Nothing Holy related, yet still, so many different powers, in the walls?
"Mind telling us what this place is?" I finished, raising an eyebrow.
Avi smirked, likely clocking onto the fact that I had sensed whatever's in the walls.
Thus, she wasted no time.
With a snap of her fingers, the walls revolved, turning like a hidden bookcase or door would to reveal a hidden room.
But instead, this merely revealed new walls.
Walls packed to the brim with swords.
Countless. Swords.
Encased within thick glass display cases, there had to be dozens, no, easily a hundred, probably more than that.
And they were the source of the auras I sensed.
Which is weird, because a Youkai aura, on a sword? That's new, I didn't know such a thing could exist.
"This," Avi began, calling out, "is the place for seeking the finest weapons, cultivating the best swordsmanship, and becoming the greatest swordsmen!"
Avi preened, puffing her chest out whilst placing her fists on her hips.
"The Occult Sword Research Club! Or, if you wanna be simple about it, Cult Sword!"
Ah.
Shirone was right.
She might be just a touch obsessed with swords.
"Alright! Sorry, I don't really do tea, so!"
Zekka, Avi, and I had all sat down after Avi brought out a few floor cushions, those traditional Japanese ones called zabuton.
Now? Avi is holding out what looks to be a couple of cans of asports drink.
"Here ya go!"
We take the offered can, and I give it a once-over, immediately recognizing the gal plastered across its face.
Serafall Leviathan, in her magical girl costume, holding out her staff that was blasting out a beam of colorful liquid.
She was a famous actress, wasn't she? With her Magical Girl TV show and such. It'd make sense she'd have merch and products, Issei did with his show as well, but I don't recall ever seeing any of Sera's stuff being mentioned or shown directly.
The name is a little rough, though, "Magical Sweat?" I uttered it.
Is this another gamer girl bath water situation? Should I be worried about that!?
Beside me, Zekka just looked plain confused, clearly not recognizing the demon king on the front as she turned the can over and read, barely audible, the slogan right next the magical girl, "If you drink this, you'll also be a Demon King, use levia-beeeaaaaam against heinous monsters?"
Zekka didn't seem like she knew what to make of it.
For once, same, Zekka. Same.
Avi nodded, enthused, as she sat down directly across from us, "In case you were wondering, I get them from the high school division! The student council president there throws a bunch of stuff like this out all the time, so since she doesn't want it" She smiles cheekily as she trails off.
I snorted, putting together the pieces fairly easily.
My guess is Sera sends Sona a bunch of stuff all the time, and Sona ends up throwing it in response because it's too much. Something like that.
Ah well.
Zekka doesn't judge, her eyes moving off the drink at last to finally look toward Avi, "I'd like to think it's fine, butdid that president have a large chest?"
I was halfway toward opening the drink myself when Zekka abruptly said that, and I damn near fell over in my cushion as she did!
My head swivels, and I just stare at her, only to be further appalled as Zekka stares at Avi with an intensity I don't think I've seen in her eyes yet.
Avi blinked at Zekka, seemingly completely oblivious to her look, her head tilting as she replied, "Why are you suddenly going on about chests? Er," Avi glances down, her hands coming up to squish her very much nonexistent chest area, "...a little larger than mine, I suppose?" Avi asks, clearly unsure.
I took all my willpower to not chime in and say Avi's is actually bigger, but at that point, I'd just be being a dick for no reason.
Now, if Sona was within earshot
Zekka gave Avi's response a pleased hum, "A small-chested president, wonderful. I'll accept it, then."
She then proceeded to pop the thing open faster than I could blink and started chugging it.
"Huh." I blinked, mildly impressed and a little concerned.
"Wha!? Hold on now!" Avi cried out, shocked, "What did I say that caused this?!"
Zekka did not stop, and did not seem particularly interested in answering that question either, for that matter.
Well, judging by the fact that she isn't stopping, I'm going to assume the drink doesn't taste bad.
Then again, I suppose as long as it isn't Prime, it should be good, huh?
I pop the drink open myself and take a sip.
Honestly? It's alright. I don't really do sports drinks, but for what it is, I wouldn't say no.
Zekka is still juggling the thing like her life depends on it, while Avi just stares on in awe at this point.
I consider the moment before deciding to get the ball rolling myself.
First things first, let's clear some things up. In the moment, the misunderstandings and funny hijinks that can ensue from them would be entertaining, but long term?
Not so much.
"Aight, pinky." I begin, immediately grabbing her attention, "You said it was just you and Zekka then, right?"
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Zekka freeze.
Avi nods, "Correct!"
Zekka immediately sputtered, coughing and hacking as she heaved, "Ah-I, that's!" She tried to get out, but failed horrendously.
Yikes girl. Just, yikes.
I rub my chin, a small smile on my face as I continue, "That was quick, considering she transferred here recently, isn't it?"
Avi continues nodding along, happily, "Mhmm! Though, admittedly, her joining was also fairly recent as well!"
I raised an eyebrow, "How so?"
"Earlier this evening!" Avi cheerily answered.
It once again took everything I had not to wheeze out loud.
As it was, though, it was a very close thing, "I-Is that so?"
So close it almost slipped, regardless.
Avi didn't seem to notice anything as she nodded and hummed, recounting, "It happened right before we found Schwert-chan and had her take us to see you!"
Damn. Zekka, you're on a roll tonight, aren't you?
Speaking of the poor girl, she was looking increasingly more and more abashed as words came out, yet still she held her tongue. At least she wasn't choking anymore.
You know what?
I could force the issue, here and now, clear it up, and all that. I can easily tell something is amiss here after all.
In the long run, it would be for the best, like I thought before.
At the same time, I can't go around solving Zekka's problems for her.
If she truly doesn't want to join? It is well within her power and ability to say so for herself.
"So" Avi leaned forward a bit, looking toward me, "What do you think?"
I gave the entire place a good glance once again, across the walls, the swords, and all.
"Honestly?" I began, slowly, watching as Avi leaned further forward in anticipation, "I'm pretty impressed."
"Yes-BLEGH!" So forward in fact, she promptly fell on her face.
That didn't stop her for long, though, as she promptly pushed herself up, "Ow. Where was I? Right. YES!" She pumps her fist.
I rested my head on my hand, watching her mini celebration with a small smile, "It's even more impressive because it's just been you for the longest time, hasn't it? You don't even get supported by the school."
At that, Avi shakes her head in confirmation, "Nope! In fact, some would say the school even has it out for me!" After a moment's consideration, she elaborates, "Well, more like specifically the student council, but that's the same thing!"
In anime land, unfortunately, yeah, it pretty much is.
"But I keep going on all the same!" Avi continues, before looking at me intently, "So, does that mean?"
I take a sip of my sports drink, considering just how exactly I wanted to go about this.
Well, to be honest, I already had an idea of how I wanted to do this.
It's why I brought my sword after all.
But it doesn't hurt to consider other options, now does it?
Unfortunately, those other options are rather boring.
So, I'm going along with the original plan, of course!
I stand up, not too quickly, but suddenly enough to cause both girls to perk up.
"One last thing. Then I'll decide." I slip my bag off my shoulder and into my grasp, "I want to see where you two stand."
That causes both girls to gape at me, both completely caught off guard by my statement, both sharing an emotion for one.
Though that doesn't last for long, as Avi abruptly grins, following me by getting onto her feet as well, "Of course, I should have seen this coming!" Her gaze momentarily flickers between me and Zekka, and a flash of realization crosses her face, for some reason.
Thankfully, I swiftly learned what sort of revelation she had, as she focused fully back on me.
"Ah, right. Mr. Kusanagi!" She abruptly gave a quick yet small bow, "I apologize, but Zekka can't be your opponent!"
I furrowed my brow down at the pinkette and asked the obvious, "Uh, why not?"
Avi raised her head and gave me an apologetic look. "Unfortunately, Zekka-chan has no experience and lacks the skills of a swordsman."
My deadpan look became so perfect, so absolute, that I don't think I could come up with a metaphor to compare it to.
Slowly, almost robotically, I turned my head toward Zekka.
I had already suspected it was straight bullshit. The way she reacted to my presence when we first met? She was fully prepared to defend herself if need be. Additionally, I doubt a girl with her family history and sacred gear wouldn't be an exceptional swordswoman already.
Lo and behold, my eyes found Zekka looking down, all of a sudden finding the floor very interesting.
I couldn't help myself anymore at this point.
"Zekka-chan," I spoke up.
"...Yes, N-Nori-san?" She eventually answered.
"You're first," I stated simply.
Zekka perked up and finally raised her head in shock.
"Eh!?" Avi gasped, "Mr. Kusanagi, didn't you hear what I sai-"
"Yeah, I did." I cut her off with a sigh, "It's also wrong, and Zekka here just let it sit."
Avi blinked at me, then blinked at Zekka, who gave her an anxious smile, before promptly looking back at me, "...Really!?"
I almost sighed again, but forced myself to stop.
In part, I can't exactly blame the pink devil. She doesn't come from Japan, she wasn't born or raised here, so I'm not shocked she didn't hear Zekka's last name and immediately figure her out.
On the other hand, though.
She runs a club called Cult Sword in Japan, yet doesn't recognize the clan name belonging to possibly the strongest sword saint in the country.
Yikes, pinky, yikes.
In the end, I decided to wave the shrimp off with a simple and concise, "Seeing is believing." Before I began walking to one end of the dojo.
Avi's eyes widened, and she then looked toward Zekka once more, who just let out a quivering breath and gulped.
"I" Avi began, clearly unsure, for once sounding like she sees the look on the other girl's face, "I'm not sure, Mr. Kusanagi. I still think it'd be better if I fought you in her place, instead!"
"Ah, pinky" I toss my bag against the wall, propping it up against it, "There's no coddling when it comes to the blade. Speaking of," I muse aloud, "we won't need protective gear, just a few practice swords. That's all, alright?"
It takes a long moment, but eventually, Avi responds, "...Right."
As I hear the small pink girl bound off to wherever the gear storage is here, I turn back around, and send the remaining supposedly younger girl who looks like a deer caught in headlights a smile.
"Remember," I begin, softly, "just try and relax."
~ A New Sun ~
Zekka felt like she was dying from anxiety.
To be fair, most of this is her fault. It wouldn't be fair to blame Kusanagi, or even Avi-senpai.
No, she's the one who couldn't speak up when it mattered, and so now she's here. In this position.
In a dojo, across from her, stands the man who killed a rampaging Boosted Gear user. A literal Shinto God, a Kami. Who likely has figured out about her family and her sacred gear by now.
It's in cases like these were she wishes her grandmother weren't such a good instructor. She wishes she didn't know about the Longinus, about the Kami, about any of that.
Oh, she doesn't think he'll hurt her; on the contrary, she's fairly certain he'll hold back a vast majority of his power.
That still doesn't stop the anxiety from gnawing at her, though. From forming that empty pit in her stomach that her mind just sinks into it.
Until, inevitably, something drags her back out of it.
"Alright! Here ya go!" Avi-senpai came bounding back up, a heap of bamboo practice swords in her arms, "Pick whichever you two want, however many you want!"
We approached where Avi-senpai stood in the middle of the dojo.
Nori-san picked first, and without an ounce of hesitation, he drew out the largest bamboo sword of the lot Avi had brought.
Which, considering how large his primary weapon appears to be
Zekka's eyes glanced at his sword bag.
Yeah, she saw that coming.
Almost causally, he slung the weapon over his shoulder, its size and heft not seeming to bother him at all. Once more, completely expected.
For herself, Zekka took a moment to comb through the options available before drawing out a single standard-looking bamboo sword.
Nori-san tilted his head at her, and she saw the momentary look of curiosity flash through his eyes.
Ah, it's because she only picked a single sword, isn't it? He's aware of her family's style of swordsmanship, then.
Despite that, he didn't question it, instead turning back and walking to his position on the other side of the dojo.
Without any further prompt, Zekka moved to do the same, her hands shakily clenching onto the bamboo sword.
Well, she was about to, anyway.
"Psshhhh~! Hey! Zekka-chan!"
Zekka flinched as Avi-senpai leaned toward her, with her voice coming outhushed!?
By this point, Zekka didn't think such a thing was possible for Avi-senpai!
Honestly, that caught her off guard enough already, but what Avi-senpai said next just made it more so.
"Listen, it's okay if you don't wanna fight, alright? I'll think of something, if you don't!" She said, "You don't have anything to prove!"
And just like that, the abyss in her gut grew just a touch warm.
For a moment, Zekka couldn't recall the last time someone showed such genuine care for her, besides her grandmother, anyhow.
For a moment, Zekka just stood there, shell-shocked.
Nothing to prove, huh?
Unfortunately, her senpai is wrong about that.
Relax.
Right.
Taking a deep breath, Zekka's eyes finally met her senpai's, "It's fine, Avi-senpai." She said, hushed right back, "I'll be fine."
For a moment longer, Avi-senpai stared back into her eyes, a sharp focus in her gaze as she searched for something, like deceit, most likely.
When she found nothing, all tension and seriousness left her at once, and she stepped back.
"O-kay then!" She shouted, "Let's get this started!"
Finally able to turn around, she does so. But not without seeing Nori-san standing there, in his position, a small smirk on his face.
He heard everything, didn't he?
She looked toward her senapi, seeing the small pink-haired girl trying to pull away the floor cushions while still carrying the bamboo sword in her arms, completely oblivious to the fact that they weren't quiet at all.
Luckily, he doesn't seem mad, more amused than anything else, but still, the lack of awareness is a littleyikes.
Still, she found herself disregarding it fairly quickly because, in the end, that's just Avi-senpai for you.
No, as she walked to her position, she found a new feeling welling within her chest.
Well, not necessarily new. She's felt this before, this anticipation, this drive.
Ten years ago, she made a vow to her grandmother that she'd become the strongest swordsman, that she'd reach the same height as her ancestor, and make a ton of friends.
Nowadays, she thinks that path was for naught, because she didn't make any friends at all.
Yet, to say that path gave her nothing at all would be wrong.
No, she became strong. Of that she's sure.
Maybe not the strongest, not yet, but as she stops at her position and turns to face her opponent, that drive thrums within her heart.
She can't help herself. That drive to improve, to test your blade against another's, to prove that the path she walked wasn't completely useless, that something good came out from it all, wellit never left.
"Alrighty! Whew!" Avi-senpai finally managed to move everything out of the way, off the dojo floor. She then turned, her hands on her hips as she stood at the edge of the center of the floor, "Now then, we'll keep the rules simple, since it's only a spar! No time limit, first clean hit wins the match! Cool?"
Ah, so a fight to the bitter end without any breaks.
Nori-san gave a contented look as he replied with a smooth, "Very."
Zekka merely nodded and readied herself.
Across from her, Nori-san didn't seem to do the same. He kept his sword lazily hung over his shoulder, waiting patiently for the 'match' to begin.
Avi-senpai nodded, pleased, "Good!" She raised her hand, "Ready? Then begin!" And swiped it down.
Nori-san vanished.
As soon as Avi-senpai lowered her hand, he was just gone.
Fortunately, he wasn't a small guy, so she saw him when he reappeared.
Unfortunately, he wasn't a small guy, and he was right in front of her.
Avi-senpai yelled something, but she couldn't hear her, she was far to focused, her instincts sharpening as Nori-san brought his odachi down from above.
A split-second decision between blocking or dodging it played out in her mind, and she quickly settled on the latter.
She moved, practically kicking off the floor as his sword passed through the air her body once occupied. She could feel it, even as it passed by, even as she went flying to the side, the slash cutting through air, the vibrating, the near ringing.
The power within a single arc of his wooden sword it'd would be far too much to take head-on. It'd blow through her guard in an instant.
He stops his sword as quickly as it comes down, right before it can contact the floor, his golden eyes immediately snapping to her new position.
He stepped, and that one step somehow turned into a dozen in an instant, and he was nearly on top of her again!
His sword came out like a lance, piercing forward with all the power his slash had, yet concentrated on the blade's tip, and of course, it was even faster than his first attack to boot!
There wasn't any time to dodge, not this time! No, she had to parry it, redirect the blade away with the force of her own; it's the only way!
Her blade rose to meet his at last, her's coming in from the side, slamming into it with all the force she could muster!
Her eyes widen significantly when it does nothing, and the blade continues completely unabated.
Soso soon? On the second strike!? She lamented internally.
She closed her eyes, preparing for the inevitable explosion of pain.
Only to find a blast of wind hit her instead.
"...H-Huh?" She gasps, confused, before looking down to find the tip of his odachi right in front of her chest, having stopped right before it could make contact.
"You're holding back." His voice, succinct and to the point, followed, causing her gaze to shoot up and look at his face.
He looked serious, as serious as he looked back when Avi was talking about him becoming the club advisor.
He pulled the sword back before lightly and casually swinging it at her with one hand.
On instinct, she held her sword up to ward it off, yet even still, with one arm, the swing sent her flying across the dojo, her arms rattling and ears ringing.
"Don't." He continued, plainly, "The world doesn't care about whatever mental blocks you have, or whatever you're feeling inside. If you never stop holding back, you'll remain as you are." He points her sword at her, and for a second, she can see it.
A golden glow, an aura, flaring up around him, but only for a moment.
"Show me, show us, the extent of what you can do!" He practically demanded.
Zekka gritted her teeth and stood up straight. For a second, her eyes drifted toward the bamboo sword heap that Avi-senpai brought in.
Then her gaze snapped back to her opponent.
Nori-san frowned.
And just like before, he vanished.
Truly, Zekka could only wish it were so easy, to just let it go. The drive is there, yet
These chains don't feel like they'll ever leave.
I've got to say, this really is a first.
My sword came down, as casually as I could make it go, with one hand.
Zekka jumped back, her feet skidding across the dojo floor at the force of her leap.
Usually, when I'm dealing with a girl's problems, they sort of just spill them all out on me without much or any prompting.
Zekka doesn't move from her new position, even as I lazily pull my sword back up and perch it upon my shoulder.
So many openings, lost in an instant, because she's refusing to act.
I've also fucked them already by that point, or am getting around to it by then at the very least.
I breathe, and my next step becomes like a dozen. I catch Zekka's eyes widening as she sees the blur of my movement, and I practically appear behind her.
In reality, though, I may as well have walked around and right up to her back.
That isn't going to fly here, and to be honest, I'm kind of going in blind here. I'm assuming this has something to do with her shyness, but I'm not at all sure how that connects to her martial ability.
It's a damn shame too.
My sword swings like a bat for her neck, but strikes out in the air.
Zekka ducked, kneeling just in time for the oversized wooden stick to pass right over her.
I can tell, even though she won't attack, she can fight. Even if I didn't know about her family or gear, I can tell.
She's holding back massively.
Not out of necessity, no, I know she's not underestimating me.
I get the feeling she's underestimating herself in truth, not in regards to her ability exactly, but somewhere far deeper.
I sluggishly hold my sword off to my side, just standing there.
Zekka turns, her stance tight, sword kept close like a form of armor.
She doesn't even try to lash out, not even a little bit.
"Zekka-chan!" The shrimp calls out from the side, her hands raised and clenched into trembling fists, "Why are you being so stubborn!? Attack! You see the openings, don't you!?"
I think the pinky over there feels it too, even if she's not crossing swords with the girl.
Unfortunately, I don't think Zekka is hearing her right now.
I stare down into the shy girl's eyes, mine narrowing in no small amount of annoyance, "You need a target sign to go with all these openings?"
With a shrug of my shoulders, several places across my body light up like big candles, soft glowing flames becoming like light indicators.
My neck, shoulders, forearm, chest, groin, knees; hell, I may as well just be on fire. That's how open I'm leaving myself right now.
I hold my arms out and state plainly, "Here you go. That good enough for ya?"
Zekka's eyes merely narrow, considering, extremely cautious.
Huh.
I think my sarcasm and taunting are legitimately flying over her head right now.
"Aim for the groin, Zekka-chan!"
Wow. Okay. Brutal pinky, brutal.
Fortunately for me, Zekka did not aim for the groin. She didn't aim anywhere at all, again.
Instead, she leaped back and away once more, and I couldn't help but groan.
"Are you kidding me right now!?" I exclaimed, exasperated.
Zekka merely tilted her, giving me this defensive and confused look, "It could have, easily been a trap."
"Yeah!" I flung up my arms, damn near done with this shit, "In a normal match! But we're sparring! Sword only!"
"...Such a thing, was never specified."
I blinked at Zekka's answer to that, and swiftly moved to correct her.
My mouth opened, and then I remembered exactly what I said before the match began.
I want to see where you two stand.
I didn't exactly go into it beyond that.
Fuck.
My mouth shut, and I clicked my tongue before holding up a finger and speaking properly, "Okay, that's fair, I actually didn't specify, you got me there."
Zekka nodded, but I wasn't entirely done.
"Still," I point at her, "that doesn't mean it wasn't heavily implied! After all, this is all for a club called Cult Sword. I don't think fiery explosions are a part of that."
"Unless they come from a sword!" Avi chimed in to add.
Zekka blinked, before her stance slumped slightly, her gaze diverting down, a strained expression stretching across her face.
I sighed, my arms falling loosely to the side, the grip on my sword so lazy even a stray breeze could probably blow it from my grasp at this point.
If this keeps up, this is just going to get sad. There's something in there, but it's clear she doesn't want to use it, for whatever reason.
I could probably pull it out with force. Maybe pulling what Vali did against Issei in volume four would do the trick, threatening loved ones.
Though that might be crossing a line, even for me.
Damn it! This is even worse than that time I beat some sense into Akeno's Dad!
That time, I knew what the problem was, and could punch him physically and verbally! Here, I have barely a clue!
Well, I do know one thing for sure.
"This can't go on like this." I huff out, almost at a loss.
If it does, nothing's going to change.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see the shrimp look between both of us, her face set with concern, before she abruptly walks out onto the floor proper.
Right up to Zekka.
"Zekka-chan" Avi murmured, though Zekka didn't move her head to acknowledge her presence at all.
From where I'm standing, I could see the look of pure and utter concern for the girl on her face from here, clear as the cloudless sky.
It struck me like a thunderbolt, not any physical attack, but the missing piece to this mental and emotional puzzle.
Zekka is a shy girl who, if my initial impression of her continues to hold, likely doesn't have any friends.
When we first met, I focused more on who she was, not what logically came about from it.
She doesn't have friends. She probably doesn't feel like she has many who care about her, if any at all.
Then, when you consider she's still just a kid
Huh. Is it really that simple?
Well, only one way to find out.
Time to pull a softer volume four Vali!
I take a single step forward, the grip on my sword tightening.
Zekka, for once, doesn't react, but Avi does, her hand twitching toward her thigh, of all things.
My eyes narrow, and I can just barely make it out.
That the little pink midgets got a knife strapped to her thigh!
It's incredibly hard to see, but if you look close enough, you can see one of the straps for it just barely peaking out from under her skirt!
Not going to lie, that neat little tidbit for some reason makes me somewhat excited to test the pinky's skills.
But, for right now, time to play a part!
"Oi." I start, "Better move out of the way, pinky. I don't remember the match being called just yet."
I take another step, slowly walking toward the two girls.
It takes the shrimp another moment of looking at Zekka before she finally replies.
"...No." Avi ground out, impossibly quiet for her.
Oho? I raise an eyebrow and stop, a mere few steps away from the two girls.
"No?" I parrot, curious.
"That's right." Avi turns toward me, her face now set with a stern frown, "No! IfIf she doesn't want to fight, she doesn't need to! You can't force her!"
"Force her?" I snort, "I didn't force her, though? She agreed, not even a peep in argument."
Avi stumbled, "T-That'sstill!" She clenches her fists and looks me in the eyes, "Right now, clearly, she doesn't want this! I can see it in her eyes! I'm calling the match, you can fight me instead!"
I could already feel the tension, a thick, ominous, shadowy thing, building around us like a dull, silent noise.
My smile at her words ensured it became real, a smog wrapping around the floor.
And my response?
"No."
Ensured it became very real.
Avi, almost on instinct, stepped back, reeling in surprise, "N-No?"
"Mhm." I hummed back, "This fight isn't over until I say it's over. And so far, you can't even really call it a fight. It's been more like trying to hit a runaway piata."
"That's because she doesn't want to fight!" Avi fired back.
"Sounds like a her problem." I responded, casually.
Avi's mouth gaped, "W-What!?"
"I'm not exactly sure what you're confused about." I sigh, putting my weapon over my shoulder, "I said I'm going to test you both. You'll have your turn, right now, it's Zekka-chan's."
"She doesn't want to be tested! Clearly!" Avi expunged once more.
"And?" I once more deflected.
"And nothing!" Avi finally had what seemed like enough, stepping forward, right up to me, "You better stop pushing, Mr, or we're going to have problems!"
"Oh yeah?" My smile never left, even as I leaned down to look her right in her eyes, "What kinda problems?"
And released my aura, the aura that I had, up to this point, been containing so as not to overwhelm the two girls before me, and not freak out the school that's very close to us right now.
Of course, I don't let out everything, no, just enough.
Enough that my entire body lights up like a comet entering the planet's atmosphere, and the entire building begins to shake.
No.
Not the building.
The swords. The demon and yokai swords are trembling in the presence of my divine power.
It's impressive, then, that the pink midget in front of me has a far more subdued reaction.
Oh, just like the swords, she's trembling, but to a far lesser extent, even though she's far closer to my aura than the swords.
Thus, she can feel its effects far more directly.
Which explains the small nosebleed trickling out of her nose as she stands before me, defiant, despite the instinctual fear within her eyes, she won't allow her face to show it, and the fire in her eyes does well, somewhat completing the mask.
Still doesn't completely trick me, though.
As if awakened from some kind of sleeping spell, Zekka's attention finally snaps forward, toward us.
"A-Avi-senpai!?" She intones, befuddled.
As though prompted, Avi turns her head and looks back at her, albeit not entirely, "I t-told you, Zekka-chan!" She gives her a thumbs up, and a beaming smile, despite the blood flowing down her face, picking up in intensity, "I'd figure something out!"
For a brief moment, Zekka stared, shell-shocked at the situation unfolding before her.
I could almost see it in her eyes, as the gears turned, the thoughts formed, and her mind ran with it. Memories, connections, realizations.
She has someone who cares about her. Who's willing to stand before a divine being for her. Who's willing to bleed for her.
Who may, in fact, even be willing to die for her, too.
"Now," I began, no longer addressing pinky, who turned back to try and glare up at me.
"Hey!"
I ignored her, looking right over her, right at Zekka, "Isn't this all you need to fight? A friend to protect, who will protect you in turn?"
Zekka's eyes widened as though she gasped, completely and utterly silently.
I saw it in her eyes, the moment everything she was thinking clicked in her mind just right.
Zekka righted herself, her slumped posture, her sagging stance, all of it, she corrected, smoothly sliding into becoming battle-ready in almost a heartbeat.
Finally seeing where I'm looking, just as she was about to speak up again, Avi turned to follow my gaze, and immediately seemed to recognize the changes in Zekka.
"Ze-Zekka-chan, you don't have to," She began, only to be cut off.
But not by me.
"I'm sorry, Avi-senpai." Zekka cut her off with a shake of her head, "For the pain I made you endure, and that I'm making it all for naught, butI must fight."
Avi perked up, her eyes widening and glimmering with something I couldn't quite describe, "Zekka-chan!"
Her gaze moved up from the shrimp to me.
"I will have you pay, for hurting Avi-senpai." Zekka said matter-of-factly.
I raised an eyebrow and smirked, "Oh really now?"
Zekka nodded, resolute.
Then, in a whirlwind of blinding white aura, she vanished.
My hand snapped up on sheer battle instinct before I could focus my eyesight, my mind just barely registering the fact that Zekka pulled out Touki on me all of a sudden, as a loud wooden ringing sound echoes throughout the dojo.
In my outstretched hand, between two fingers, I held Zekka's sword.
"From now on," Zekka grunted, pressing her blade down in midair, aura flaring around her and her weapon like a growing campfire, "I'll be serious!"
I smile, the divine power around me calming, words are no longer required.
Instead, golden aura flickers across my hands, pressing into the blade.
Said blade then promptly pops like a balloon, sending wood chips and splinters falling like rain around us.
Zekka's gaze sharpens as she begins to fall, weaponless.
I give her no time as I swing my sword over the shrimp's head, hefting the wooden blade straight for Zekka's throat.
"Niten Ichi-ryu-"
She calls out, right before she lands.
"Liriope!"
My blade cuts right through her throat, right as she lands.
So clean the cut is, that there's no resistance, only the air.
The figure of Zekka then fades away like a distant haze.
Heh. So that's how afterimages feel?
The sound of bamboo swords beating and shifting together briefly whistles across the dojo.
I turn around, bringing my sword down once more with a single arm as I do.
Right in time to meet an aura-clad Zekka, now wielding two wooden swords taken from the pile Avi left where she was originally standing.
Her swords came up, crossed, her fighting spirit blazing around the fragile wooden blades as my massive beat stick barrels into them, smashing into the center.
It sounded like three full-sized trees smashed into each other at full force, yet without the breaking, that hollow wooden ringing is all that resounded. The floor shook beneath Zekka's feet, taking the brunt of the blow as it traveled down her shaking arms and into it.
My smile turned into a smirk.
Zekka looked up at me, and mirrored it.
I pulled one arm behind my back as Zekka pushed, sending my sword back where it came.
She stepped forward without hesitation, straight into my guard, and stabbed forward with one sword.
I pulled back, taking advantage of her smaller stature and sword, easily dodging the jab.
Only Zekka wasn't having any of it; she followed, pouncing after me like a predator trying to spear their prey, her second sword swinging down with her.
The way she moved felt as though whatever heavy thing that once weighed upon her brow, shoulders, and shins had vanished.
I swung up, sending her sword skidding across my larger blade and away from my body.
Yet she stepped into it, locking her second sword against mine before attempting to push both her blades up into my torso.
Relentless.
But even with her fighting spirit straining around her, she isn't beating me physically, even with me bracing with only one arm.
I show her this by pushing back, stepping forward, and bringing my weight to bear, her swords get pressed back, going so far as to push her swords against her chest, which finally forces her to leap back.
She doesn't dally, right as she lands, she's dashing forward once again, her swords ready.
I love a good dance, and what a great dance it quickly became!
A rapid pace assault assumed, with both of her swords swinging to take a piece of me.
The clash would last a mere few swings, but in a battle of blades, that's all it takes to end an opponent.
And at the speed at which our battle commenced, it may take even less.
Across the dojo floor, we dashed around, dual swords meeting great sword, several blows against larger, heavier ones, the sounds of wood clashing against wood almost like those radiating from a windy bamboo forest.
Until both of us came to a stop, near the center of the dojo.
The battle didn't end, no, but we had stopped because it couldn't continue like that, as beautiful as it was.
A beautiful dance, unending, loses its beauty over time.
So too would a battle.
Someone had to give and break first.
And it was up to us to force the other to be that someone.
Zekka held her dual swords out, aura cascading like a raging river across their edges.
She entered a stance, one sword held out in front of her, the other behind her, as she began to intone, "Niten Ichi-ryu, 1st Esoteric Technique-"
Ah.
You know what?
For old times' sake.
I breathed.
No aura nor flames cascaded down my blade, not this time, but it was needed as I slid into the stance, putting both hands on my sword at long last as I followed, "Hinokami Kagura-"
Zekka's eyes widened, but she didn't hesitate; she moved. Her swords sing out as they cut through the air.
"Profuse Bloom of Falling Petals!"
My sword spirals out to meet hers.
"Burning Bones, Summer Sun."
Our swords met at long last.
And the dojo itself cried out in shock as the blades exploded against each other. Air and power, cries and gasps, the dojo's very floor and walls creaked as it was pelted with glowing shards and splinters.
Zekka and I were sent flying away from each other, just a part of the debris, landing on opposite ends of the dojo.
Off to the side, Avi stared, unmoving, clutching either side of her face in awe as she looked between us.
She never did wipe the blood off her face for some reason.
Slowly, I sat up, my smirk never having faded.
And directly across from me, Zekka rose much the same, grasping the side of her head a touch as she did.
Her eyes met mine, and she gave me a much smaller smirk back.
"Well," I begin, "I think it's safe to say you pass with flying colors, yeah? Or flying" I pick up one of the many, many wood chippings splayed across the floor, "Wood chunks? Either or."
Zekka looked at me oddly, "This was that, kind of test?"
I nearly face-palmed, but was stopped as Avi hurled herself right onto Zekka.
"Weh!?" Zekka recoiled as Avi grabbed onto her.
"You are amazing! I knew you were strong! Hahaha!" The little shrimp laughed heartily and loudly, a nice pair of lungs on that one, that's for sure.
I simply leaned forward, smiling as slowly, perhaps unconsciously, I saw Zekka wrap an arm around Avi, her face growing concerned as she eyed the blood still on the smaller girl's face.
Cute~! I think, for right now, I'll let the two have at it.
Then, well, I guess I'll see if pinky is ready to pull that knife on me!
"Alright, I think that's enough of a break!" I announce, clapping my hands together as I walk toward the two girls, still on the ground.
Zekka looks up, past Avi, and toward me, while said pinkette perks up.
"Oh yeah." The shrimp begins, as if remembering something.
Then, in the next instance, she pushes herself up onto her feet, using the poor girl under her as a springboard.
Or, rather.
"E-Eh!?" Zekka cried out in shock and alarm as Avi pushed off her chest to get onto her feet.
Avi didn't even flinch at any of that, though; she was too busy whirling around.
"You!" And pointing at me. "You jer-"
My hand came out before her ranting could even get off the ground, grabbing the entirety of the lower half of her face, right underneath her nose and down.
Avi's eyes widened comically as I sighed.
"Look, pipsqueak," I looked down at her, straight in the eye, "I was playing up a part to draw Zekka's fighting spirit out, so you better not start, got it?"
Avi blinked at me, unable to articulate a reply due to my hand covering her mouth and holding her jaw.
That was alright with me, though, I wanted what I was saying to settle first before she blurted out anything more.
So I gave her a second to let her brain matter process my words, then I let go of her face.
Well, more like I dragged my hand off her face, I figured, while I was at it, I may as well clean up the blood that was still there.
"Also, clean up after yourself." I added, matter-of-factly, holding up my bloodstained hand.
Fire quickly flashed across said hand, burning it all away into nothingness in short order, leaving it clean and pristine.
Avi looked at my hand, then back to my face, "Oh, yeah, I did forget about that, didn't I?" She said, slightly ashamed, yet amused.
I rolled my eyes, but before I could turn to Zekka, Avi abruptly continued.
"But where are my manners!?" She exclaimed, before promptly bowing to me, "I'm sorry I didn't see it sooner, Mr. Kusanagi! I will endeavor to be more perceptive in the future."
Now it was my turn to blink at someone.
Even her apologies are a bit over the top, huh?
Ah, well, at least they're sincere.
I patted the pinky on the head, and answered with a simple, "See that you do. Now!" I pause, turning my gaze to Zekka before continuing, "Before we go on with testing, Zekka-chan? I've got a question for ya."
"I will answer, to the best of my ability." She responded after a moment, her gaze barely meeting mine.
Oh, we'll see about that!
"Why didn't you use your Sacred Gear on me?" I asked immediately, Avi perking up under my hand, I could almost feel her mouth the word 'Sacred Gear' in shock.
That caused Zekka to look away, but not out of embarrassment, shockingly enough.
No, the normally dull look in her eyes grew past the point of lifelessness, if that's even possible.
"Ah." She began, though it sounded more like a sigh, "That's because, Nori-san, its powers wouldn't have affected you."
"...Because I'm a divine?" I tried, but Zekka merely shook her head.
"No, because you are a man." She answered, tired and sounding done with living.
What the fuck.
"Is, is it a sexist Sacred Gear?" I tried again, legitimately baffled, yet at the same time considering the possibility.
I mean, Cao Cao existed. His Subspecies Balance Breaker had an ability that exclusively fucks with women's powers.
So, yeah, could that just be her entire Sacred Gear's thing?
Honestly, that would just give proof that the big man upstairs is truly the most based of them all, considering he'd have to make the First Man, or Woman, have abilities that exclusively fuck with the other gender.
That would be incredibly based, wouldn't it?
By this point, Zekka's pink eyes have turned so dark they practically look like spirals into a dark abyss.
"N-No, it's because you, uh," she paused to gulp, as if her throat was as dry as a desert, her next words came out raspy and scratchy, as though she didn't want to say them, even on pain of death, "don't havebig o-oppai."
I'm sorry. What.
Then I recalled what Uzume said, talking about Zekka's ancestor, his obsessions with tits, and the sacred gear swords sharing them
Oh my fucking me, the sword is like Issei, isn't he!?
["That is correct."] As if reading my mind, a new voice joined the dojo.
It was a man's voice, shocking smooth, majestic, and almost suave, with a pleasantly deep tone, yet at the same time
It came from Zekka's chest.
Or rather, the golden glow now coming out of her cleavage.
Zekka didn't even seem to notice, not at first, the poor girl looks dead to the world in general right now, which is likely why he's stepping up.
Avi just stared, for once, so utterly and completely flabbergasted at everything going on that she couldn't.
["You see,"] the voice of the man continued, ["oppai are life itself. My power is that of the dual breast sword. Thus, it only works on oppai. As you lack any whatsoever, then unfortunately, kami-sama, we would be a bad match up for you."]
The fuck kind of nonsense did I just get spouted at me as though it were legit?
Zekka began muttering something, albeit she was too quiet to hear, but based on how her lips are moving'1 Oppai, 2 Oppai, 3 Oppai-' hold the fucking phone, is she counting tits!?
I stared at the light, so earnestly dumbfounded that I couldn't find much to say to all that beyond.
"Huh." A pause, then I added, "So. Did you and your wife get stuffed in those blades because you guys got dropped on the head when He formed you, or?"
Surprisingly, the first man merely gave a soft bark of laughter at that, ["No, not at all. We violated His Law, and that was it."]
Something about our conversation seemed to stir Zekka, though, as she stopped counting titties, and faced forward once again, "Wait, Tensei, what are you and Nori-san talking about?"
["...I can't say, but it sounds like he knows, so, go on ahead and ask him."] The man replied, making Zekka look pointedly at me, her gaze far more intense than I think I've ever seen it, beyond our spar anyhow.
"Then...what do you know, about Tensei?" She asked, her hands clenched slightly.
Wait a minute, hold on, does she not know who exactly is in her swords? Well, the one sword she has right now.
Why hasn't heoh, oh. He can't. Right, probably because the big guy upstairs did something to prevent him from speaking about his past, like his time up in Heaven, in the Garden, all that.
"Well, for starters." I began, rubbing my chin, "Tensei probably isn't even his real name."
Zekka flinched back, as though struck, "What!?"
["That is correct, kami-sama."] The man picked up again, prompting Zekka to look down at the light radiating from her chest, ["My true name isn't Tensei, it's merely a nickname Musashi whimsically bestowed upon me."]
"T-That" Zekka trailed off, looking completely and utterly lost.
"Saint of the Beginning." I snorted out, the meaning of his nickname, "With 'Ten' having a double meaning, 'Heaven.' Man, Musashi laid it on pretty thick, didn't he?"
The man let out a soft chuckle, ["...That he did, yes."]
"Then how did he name your wife?" I naturally asked in response.
["Ah, Shuusei."] His reply came fondly, as though he was reminiscing.
I nodded, a smirk crossing my face, "Saint of the Ending. Very thick indeed."
The First Man, the First Woman. The Beginning, and the End.
Now named, Tensei didn't seem to have any more to say after that, dude probably got lost in remembering his wife's tits or something.
Anyhow!
"With that out of the way," I continued, gazing intently at Zekka, "since you don't seem to know much, I can tell you what else I do know, if that'll help."
Zekka snapped out of whatever lost thoughts were clouding her mind, her gaze meeting mine, and mirroring it.
She nodded, "Please, do."
"First things first," I began promptly, "according to what we know, your gear has the potential to be considered a Longinus."
"P-Potential?!" Zekka sputtered.
I nodded in turn and continued, "Yup, Longinus. Though, probably not as it is now, without the lost second sword." I add, "I haven't exactly seen it in action, and don't know the sword's current powers myself, but I can't imagine that it's weak right now, is it?"
Zekka placed a hand on her chest, just above where the light was still dimly shining from her cleavage, and shook her head, "No, I wouldn't call Tensei weak by himself, either. Though I have to ask, i-if you don't mind?"
"I don't, ask away." I waved her concern off.
"What is this Longinus thing you're talking about?" Zekka asked honestly.
I blanked out for a moment.
Is this girl truly in the dark about everything?
I wasn't aware that was even possible when you had a gear like that!
Thankfully, Avi picked up my slack, interjecting as I blanked out to say with no small amount of awe, "The Longinus Class Sacred Gear, weapons powerful enough to slay gods"
Zekka's eyes widened at her senpai's words, and it looked like she might stumble over standing still.
"Exactly." I managed to start up again, "You've potentially got a real powerful tool there, albeit a rathereccentric one."
The light from Zekka's chest glimmered, ["Why thank you, kami-sama."] and Tensei's voice followed, amused yet earnest.
"A-Ah, well," Zekka gulped, "that certainly explains, a few things" Before trailing off again, deep in thought.
It wouldn't shock me if she had people already come after her for the sword, and she had to deal with it herself.
If she didn't even know what Longinus was, then she probably didn't understand completely just why they came for her, but now?
Well, now she gets it, good.
"Now, lastly, the name of your Sacred Gear." I began, drawing both girls' attention, "It doesn't exactly fit when you only have the one sword, but it's called Edens Dual."
Both girls gave me these stares that told me that the name didn't mean all that much to them, though Zekka at least looked appreciative.
I expected it from Zekka, but come on, shrimp! You're a demon! Eden! Like the Garden of Eden! Heaven! Big guy upstairs, His Angels, Genesis of Creation!
"Eden, huh?" Avi mused, "I wonder what that could mean!"
I facepalmed.
"Eh!?" Avi jumped, turning to look at me, "Mr. Kusanagi?"
I'm starting to question whether or not this girl paid any attention in her noble classes or not.
Or even had classes to begin with beyond the sword. She did mention she had brothers, right? I don't think she's the heiress of her clan, like Rias is to hers, so it's possible Avi had a different kind of upbringing.
Ugh, whatever? Honestly, at this point, I'm done with tonight. I can feel the position of the sun, and we spent a pretty decent chunk of the evening here talking, with only a bit of fighting.
Yeah, I think I'm ready to call it a night.
While I'm out and about in Kuoh, I may as well pick up something to eat to bring home.
My hand slides down my face as I look at the two girls in front of me.
I suppose since these two are already here, it wouldn't hurt to bring them along, huh?
Especially if I'm going to be spending more time around the two of them, I might as well get used to it.
Not that either of them is bad company, they just, well, Avi takes some adjusting to get used to, is all.
"I'm good, was just thinking about something stupid, is all." I finally answered the pinky, prompting the small girl to tilt her head as she eyed me, scanning forsomething, before flashing a small smile and a thumbs up my way!
"Fire! So then, Mr. Kusanagi, it's my turn, right? How should we-"
I held up a hand, stopping her, "It is your turn, but how about we do your test tomorrow, yeah?"
Avi blinked several times before sputtering out, "Wh-Wha!? Why?!"
"It's getting late, there's wood chippings scattered across the floor, and food sounds nice right about now?" I listed out the reasons succinctly and clearly.
"Oh." Avi immediately stopped, making a sound as her mouth hung open slightly, "Alright, Mr. Kusanagi, that's fair!" She acquiesced fairly easily, "But! We get our match first things first tomorrow! When do club activities usually start! Deal?"
I chuckled, "Alright, deal."
"Yes!" Avi hollered, pumping a fist.
Zekka watched Avi on, the smallest of smiles across her face, before turning back to me, bowing the proper way, unlike Avi, "Thank you, Nori-san."
I had the idea based on the weight of her tone that she was thanking me for several things at once.
I didn't ask for details or say anything at all, instead reaching down and patting her on the head.
It took me until just now to realize, but her chest wasn't shining anymore. Not sure when Tensei retreated, but alright. I only bring that up now because there's a little bit of light flushed across her usually pale cheeks as I pat her on the head.
Cute~!
"Alright," I walk passed her, picking up my sword that was still bagged, and leaning against the wall, "speaking of food, why don't you two come with me?"
"A-Ah? I didn't, bring any money with me, so" Zekka began to deny, but I waved her off.
"Eh, don't worry about it. I'm paying."
"And if he wasn't, I could too!" Avi chimed in, walking up to Zekka's side.
"Oh, well," She took a deep breath, "alright, let's go then. I haven't gotten time to explore the town, soAvi-senpai, Nori-san, I'll be in your care."
Avi flashed the girl a thumbs up, while I merely gave her a reassuring smile.
Everything is going to go-
Haha, yeah, no, I'm not finishing that thought! Fuck you, Murphy, you sneaky bastard, but not this time!
~ A New Sun ~
I'm really glad I caught Murphy like the sneaky fuck he is.
Because so far? All we've had to endure thus far is the shrimp not being able to shut up for more than five seconds.
"Eh? Wait, hold on, Zekka-chan!" Avi piped up, hearing the latest answer from the girl to her most recent inquiry, "You live alone!? Don't you ever feel homesick!?"
Zekka shook her head, taking a sip from her drink bottle, which she got from one of the many shops littering the sides of this street, one of the main market streets running through the center of the town.
"It's alright, I exchange letters with my grandmother often."
Letters? Huh, maybe I ought to send mail, but use like, sun arrows or something?
"Ohh~! Fascinating!" Avi exclaimed in awe, "And old-fashioned! Maybe I should also communicate with letters! Maybe attach them to arrows and the like?"
I now feel ashamed that I was thinking something similar to the pipsqueak.
"You better not, you'll get arrested" Zekka tried to sway her otherwise, of course, but Avi had long since moved on.
"Well, what about you, Mr. Kusanagi!" Avi points to me with a plastic spoon. She had a cup of something at one point, but I'm not sure where the long-since-empty cup went.
I'm also especially not sure why she still has the spoon.
In any event, I sigh, "You know I don't live alone, shrimp, Schwert's lives there."
"Well, yeah! Duh!" Avi rebukes, "But it's not just her, right? I doubt that!"
"Her mentor lives there with me, as does a Nekoshou." I give, to which Avi simply nods.
"What a combination of people, huhwouldn't normally expect that! A god, a nekoshou, and two walkureit's like one of those jokes!" Avi points out.
Well, alright, when she puts it like that, it does seem kind of silly, doesn't it?
"Nekoshou? Cat, girl" Zekka trailed off before her face abruptly flushed a bright red.
Oh yeah, I did tell her I fucked a cat girl, didn't I? Guess she just made the connection.
We were walking along the street, just like that, when someone passed us by, walking in the opposite direction.
I stopped, as for lack of a better term, my sword, which was still in its bag and slung over my back, pulsed its power.
Specifically, its dragon slaying power, for some reason.
It wasn't enough to be sensed outside of the bag, but I felt it nonetheless due to my connection with the sword.
"That girl"
That wasn't my voice; that one was Zekka.
I turned, looking to my side to find Zekka had also stopped, nearly at the same time as me, but she was turned, looking back and watching the girl walk away.
To the other side of us, Avi spoke up, curious, "Huh? Did you know her?
"...No." Zekka answered, almost absent-mindedly, clearly deep in thought.
"Huh, well." Avi rubbed her chin consideringly, "She was pretty tall, and she was blondeforeigner?"
Zekka didn't answer, so I chipped in.
"Anyone is tall next to you, shrimp."
"Eh!? Neh!" Avi stuck her tongue out at me before grumbling and marching away.
"Her look from behind, and that blue, blue" Zekka trailed off all of a sudden, almost as soon as Avi was away.
She sounded like she was on the verge of remembering something, but couldn't quite connect all the dots.
I turned and gave the girl walking away a look over.
Her face wasn't visible, but judging by her height, she might be a little older than Avi and Zekka, possibly a first-year high school student. She had bright, golden blonde hair, which was tied up into twin tails with a pair of blue ribbons.
Wait, blue ribbons? That's what's catching her attention?
"Zekka-chan~!" Avi abruptly came back, and I turned, seeing her with a pair ofcroquettes?
Huh?
Zekka flinched, hearing her name being called so loudly, and did the same.
"Here, croquettes!" She held one out to the girl, still steaming hot.
"Iwhy croquettes?" Zekka asked, flabbergasted as she slowly took the one on offer.
No, Zekka, the better question is how croquettes! I wasn't even aware you could get those around here!
"I got them at the butcher's shop! Freshly made!" Was Avi's response.
We are in Japan. So once again, I ask, how!?
Also.
"Oi, wait a minute," I piped up, "where's mine, huh?"
Avi smirked and gave me a side eye, "Over there!" She pointed with her now free hand.
She was pointing at an alleyway.
A very small alleyway, where only a short person could squeeze through.
My eyebrow twitched before I looked back at her, as she was once again sticking her tongue out at me.
"Good luck, heh! Om~!" She bit into her croquette, and almost as soon as she did, she exaggeratedly exclaimed, "Tasshhttyyy~! Itsh sho tasty!"
Brat.
I will have my revenge!
I turned back to Zekka, only to find her looking away once more.
I followed her gaze to the nothingness it led to.
Where, before, that nothingness hosted the blonde girl from before.
Ah.
I reached behind, giving my sword a slight nudge through the bag.
Nothing.
Still, that bodes well, doesn't it?
The very next day comes, and the sun reaches the crest of evening in a blink of the eye.
"This is starting to get kind ofabsurd. Seriously, shrimp, how are you still standing?" I voiced, both impressed and concerned in equal measure.
"A-Avi-senpai" Zekka mumbled, in shock and worry all the same.
Now, why are we like this right now?
Because the pinky stood there in the middle of the dojo, more blue and purple than pink at this point, her body littered with shallow cuts and bruises, and yet
"Guts!" Avi exclaimed with a big, stupid smile, not even wincing in the slightest as she held her bamboo sword up and pointed it at me, "I'm still not done yet!"
Yeah, I can see that.
I let out a deep sigh, my eyes drifting over to the orange-red rays of evening sunlight.
Over an hour. That's how long we've been at this: my test for Avi. Nearly the whole usual two-hour length most after Japanese school club activities last.
Let me break down how exactly this happened.
Avi wanted our spar to have the same rules I did for Zekka's, only difference?
No first strike. It will continue until whoever drops first, or gets so severely wounded they can't fight anymore.
Zekka didn't like it, but I could heal Avi if she pushed herself too hard, so I allowed it.
Now, I went into this expecting it to barely last half an hour. I figured we'd go at it for a bit, then she'd slowly wind down as her stamina dropped, and her body gave out.
I mean, look at the girl! She doesn't look sickly, but she certainly doesn't look well built like, say, Sairaorg.
I had no idea what I was thinking at the time because this girl may as well be Sai, but with a sword.
At first, I didn't go anywhere near as hard as I did with Zekka, because I didn't know what the girl could take.
Avi, though, started by trying to take my eye out.
It wouldn't have worked, even if the thrust landed, but she was far faster than I had thought.
She was almost as fast as Zekka was.
So I set my pace around there, and we kept going.
And going.
And going.
And going.
I turned up the heat, slowly, and I started landing hits, grazing blows at first.
Then it kept going, so my grazes turned to strikes, and all that managed to do was make her take a trip to the other side of the dojo.
For a second.
Then she'd make it a round trip by coming back and trying again.
It didn't matter how many strikes she took; she got back up.
It didn't matter how painful said strike was, she didn't even wince.
Her swordsmanship was nowhere near as good as Zekka's, though it was unrefined; it didn't possess any inherent style or attachment to a school or methodology.
It was simple, brutally so, swing real good, precisely.
The basic of basis of any way of sword swinging, really. Yet Avi took just that, screamed 'GUTS!' and ran with it as she tried to gore said guts out of someone.
She was relentless in a different way from Zekka. Zekka didn't have anything to prove with a swing of her sword, yet with Avi here?
Every strike was meant to prove something. What? I can't tell exactly, only that there's something.
Though, considering the comparison I made to Sai earlier, and the fact that, even now, as she stands before me, her fighting spirit has risen to its peak
I can sense much, if any, of her demonic energy. By my senses, I can tell she's a devil, yet she holds no weight as one, if that makes any sense.
The best comparison I could make here would be against Sona or Rias. Those two, to my senses anyway, have a distinct weight about them; the raw amount of demonic power they hold gives that to them.
I can sense them and feel that they are high-class.
You could also call it a presence, I suppose, the force of their being, so to speak.
By contrast, Avi's presence doesn't match her status. I can sense her just fine, yet it almost feels like there's a baby in front of me. It's a weird feeling, to say the least.
Maybe my comparing her to Sai isn't much of a miss after all?
In any event, I would like this not to be the only event of my evening today, so
"Yeah," I finally answer her aloud, resting my bamboo sword over my shoulder, "I can see that, shrimp."
Avi's smile beamed, "Good!" before she slid back into a stance, basic, sword held out with both hands, her smile never leaving as she braced her back foot, "Let's continue then! With all hearts!"
"Nah, I think I'm done for the night."
In that moment, Avi made to move, to pounce forward and strike.
I could see the moment my words registered in her ears, the way her eyes widened in shock, her foot catching on the ground as she tried to stop herself-
"WEH!?"
Only to faceplant straight onto the floor, her body bouncing into the air as the force of her dash was turned against her, the floor becoming her trampoline.
She flailed around in the air before landing, limp, like a ragdoll, unmoving and still.
Zekka stared blankly, yet even in her incredulousness, "A-Avi-senpai, are you?" She began, concerned.
"Whaaaaaa!" Avi suddenly reared her head up and off the ground as though revived, despite her injuries, despite the way her nose looked slightly off, she sounded just like herself.
"AhOkay." Zekka made a sound, before just accepting that whatever is going on, is going on.
Swift learner, that one.
Avi wasn't done. She pointed her sword at me, holding up her tiny injured body with ease with her other hand, despite being completely off balance.
"What do you mean we're done for the night!?" The now blue and purplette whined, "I thought we were just getting started!"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes, before waltzing over to her, halfway prone form with a small smile on my face, "I think you forgot what this spar was originally for, didn't you?"
Avi blinked at me, not following whatsoever.
My smile fell as I deadpanned down at the girl.
"...A test." I let out slowly, causing the girl to perk up.
"Oh yeah!" She finally recalled, bonking herself on the head with her wooden sword, "Right, I don't usually like tests and all that, soeheh. Must have forgotten!"
My gaze slowly goes between her head and her sword, before looking her right back in the eye.
"If you do what you just did often, I can see why." I started with a huff.
Avi, as usual, ignores the side remark and goes on, her eyes widening in another realization, "Wait, so, if you're calling it, does that mean I!?"
Truthfully speaking, I can see her thinking going either way, but I'd rather not do the whole song and dance of explaining and misunderstandings if she assumes wrong.
So.
I hold out my hand, Avi's gaze snapping to it as though watching a weapon poised to strike.
Before anything else can start, I say two simple words.
"You passed."
She didn't land a single hit on me, but to be fair, not even Zekka did that.
And then again, that's not what I was looking for either. Avi always seemed to have what Zekka lacked, even now, the currently not pinky has it far more.
Drive.
It took Avi a moment, once again, to process my words.
Her reaction once it did was far less animated than earlier, though.
I only caught it at all because I was so close to her.
She doesn't say anything, not a peep. Her mouth opened slightly, as if a tiny, silent gasp was escaping.
All she did was stare at my hand, then, for one long moment.
When she finally takes it, she doesn't say anything either.
I went to pull her up, concern growing at the almost unnatural way she was staying silent, "Uh, shrimp, you goo-"
I was cut off as Avi pulled herself up, using my hand and arm like a rope. Her sword falling out of her hand halfway to her destination, me.
She grabbed me, hugged my robe, and I winced for her because that had to have hurt. The cloth of my robe isn't exactly the most pleasant against open wounds; most cloths aren't.
At last, as she clung to me, she finally spoke up.
"You don't know how much it means to me to hear you say that."
It's kind of scary how quiet she said that. Avi Amon and quiet shouldn't go together in a sentence like that. It feels like a perversion of the natural order somehow.
Also, it's easy to put out of mind, but this girl kind of looks up to me, doesn't she?
Even if she has an odd way of showing it half the time, the little pipsqueak.
Regardless, I can't find any words to respond to that, so instead, I reached down and patted her on the head.
She doesn't react one bit, not even as my light trickled out like a gentle rain, cascading down her form.
Zekka steps forward, clearly unsure about what to say in this situation, but I catch her eyes widening as she sees the wounds and bruises littering Avi's form beginning to close and fade, washed away in the light.
Only when the blue and purplette is gone, and the pinkette is restored, do I stop.
And only then does the now once again pinkette finally seem to react to her wounds, letting out a sigh of relief as my light fades.
All of a sudden, Avi slowly looks up at me, her eyes a touch wider.
I look back down at her, one of my eyebrows raised as I give her a little wave.
"Oh, uh, ah, ahah! I!" Avi's face flushed as she abruptly took a step away from me, letting go of my robe.
Though due to her size, taking a step away doesn't do much, but still.
"Right! My bad! I don't know what exactly came over me there, eheh" She looks away, refusing to meet my gaze as she rubs the back of her head.
"Avi-senpai?" Zekka watched on, confounded at it all, except this time for good reason. Very not Avi like indeed.
I wave the pinky off, "You'd be surprised how often my robe gets grabbed like that, it's fine, alright?"
Seriously, I'm pretty sure every single girl I have a connection with has grabbed my robe like that. I can't have just normal hugs, apparently.
"Gets, grabbed?" Zekka parroted, even more confused.
"...I don't get it!" Avi stated, back in her usual jubilance, a moment after Zekka.
Of course, she doesn't.
I shake my head and snort back, "You don't gotta."
"Wait a minute!" Avi piped up, moving on completely, "If we both passed the test, does that mean?" She trailed off, looking at me very expectantly.
Huh, not going to lie, the whole sensei, club advisor thing got sort of put out of my mind for a little while.
I tap my chin with a finger, humming aloud as I make a show of thinking about it.
My mind was already made up, but watching Avi lean in, the tension visibly showing on her face as she waits with bated breath for my answerWell, I just had to draw it out a little bit longer.
By the time I was sure I had my fun, Avi's face was burning nearly the same shade of pink as her hair.
That's when I finally responded.
"Well," I tilted my head, and smiled at the girls, "sure, let's see how it goes."
"YYYYYESSSSS!" Avi threw her arms up and shouted so loud, Zekka nearly jumped like a cat, "I promise, sensei," she barely held herself back from giggling like a maniac there, "we won't let you down!"
She then proceeded to bow so hard, so fast, that I could feel a small wave of wind blow out around her.
Before I could even say anything to that, Avi piped back up, standing up straight once again, "Isn't that right, Zekka-chan!"
"A-Ah!? Right!" Zekka quickly followed suit, bowing, but properly.
I couldn't help but chuckle at that.
"Now then, we should get started right away!" Avi began, but before she could go on about club activities, schedules, and other stuff that'll make me regret my life choices, I held up a hand.
That by itself wouldn't stop her in this case, so I also interjected, "Ya, started heading on home."
Avi looked at me like I had grown a second head, "Heading home? Already!? But it's still so early!"
I leveled a withering, deadpan stare at her.
"Avi." I stressed, "I want you to turn around, open the door, and look outside for a second, alright?"
"Hmm?" Avi tilted her head, walking to the door as if on autopilot, "Well, alright, but I'm not sure what yo-" With an opening of the door, her voice seizes.
Only to come back with a simple, "Oh."
"Ya." That was my natural reply.
"Eheh!" Avi slowly closed the doors, albeit not all the way, "Alright, fine! I guess it is getting to that timeZekka-chan!" Avi called out.
Zekka turns to her, "Uh, yes?"
Avi beamed a smile right at her, "Wanna head on home together?"
Zekka fidgeted, but ultimately mirrored the pinkette's smile to a smaller extent, "I, don't see why not, Avi-senpai!"
She started moving over to Avi, but before she even really began, she stopped, her eyes widening in realization.
"Wait, the dojo, we need to-"
"Don't worry about it." I interject, waving off Zekka and the shrimp, "I'll take care of it in a snap, you two just head on home, alright?"
Avi came walking back up, nodding and humming, "You heard sensei, Zekka-chan!" She takes the taller girl's hand, "Let's get moving! Ah, I can't wait for tomorrow~!"
Avi practically drags the larger girl out, Zekka staggering behind the pinkette every step of the way.
I couldn't help but chuckle, that chuckle slowly morphing into a full-on belly laugh as the two exited out of sight.
If anyone ran into me like this, they'd probably think I was some kind of villain with an evil scheme.
To be fair, if you're a member of this club, you probably are going to be thinking that starting tomorrow.
See, the students are supposed to be the ones cleaning up after everything's said and done. I'm being nice doing it myself now, mostly because the way the dojo is right now is because I was ragdolling Avi every which way.
After tonight, though? Yeah, this is going to be the girl's job.
You could call this the calm before the storm, sort of.
On top of all that, as an advisor, this means I'm going to be watching over and guiding club activities.
If they want to become the strongest swordsman, well and truly, then I'm not going to baby them.
I'm not going to give them free shit just off the cuff, I'm going to train and drill them into the ground.
With swords. No metaphors. No dicking.
I know there's also a bunch of other responsibilities a club advisor has to deal with, like managing the club finances, which I'm curious how that's even going to work, considering the club isn't funded by the school.
I think. It's not even an official club. It was just Avi for a while, and I'm not even a teacher, so I technically shouldn't be able to be an advisor.
But eh, whatever, we'll make it work. Probably.
I form a single handsign, a half a dozen clones poofing into existence around me.
They already know their task; they were made with it in mind after all.
Clean the dojo.
One of them turns and opens their mouth.
I could feel the complaints coming on; they're pretty much me, of course, I would complain just to complain about something like this.
So with a cackle, a golden flash of light takes me away, right before any words can come out of his mouth.
The last thing I hear before I'm elsewhere is a chorus of myself crying out, "Bastard!"
To be fair, I don't blame them. Considering the special kind of hell I'm going to put these girls through for whatever is coming next, I'd even say it's deserved.
Now, that said.
I may have the ambition to be a teacher from Yomi, but I don't have the skills.
Which is why when I appear in my home, it's not in the yard, living room, or even my bedroom.
Nope, instead, I appear in Rose's room.
As soon as the light dims, I begin, "Hey~ Rose! So I need you're help with-"
The light vanishes, and in that, it reveals something, ironic as it is.
Rossweisse, kneeling there on her bed, trying and failing to pull a white robe over her chest.
I recognized the robe instantly, of course. It was a miko shrine priestess' robe, though Rose was having trouble getting the thing on for some reason.
Probably related to the fact that her chest refuses to let it happen.
Rose stares at me, a familiar red flush growing and spreading across her face.
I only really had one thing to say at this moment.
"...If you're looking for something that might fit, Suza-chan probably has something-"
Thunk.
Ah. That was the sound of Rose fainting and falling off the bed, smacking against the floor.
I reached down and gently took her into my arms, a low sigh escaping my mouth as I lifted her back onto the bed.
I have no idea what the plan was for this one, but if I had to assign blame, I could probably blame this on Kuroka. Somehow.
Though the idea of Rose wearing a shrine priestess outfit and worshiping me does turn me on something fierce.
Hmm.
Yeah, this was a Kuroka plan.
Fucking cat!
Thankfully, it seems after so much practice, Rose got better at coming back to consciousness far faster, so she didn't stay out for longer.
"M-Mmm! This timing! Why?!" Rose whined to herself aloud, her hands clenching the robe tightly as she looked away, folding it around her stomach and holding it there.
That still didn't stop her chest from spilling out of the top half, though.
It also didn't do much to cover her lower half, either, as she wasn't wearing any pants
But yeah, unfortunately, all that practice did practically nothing for when she actually woke up and had to deal with that.
Still, Rose is always so cute while flustered, I couldn't help but chuckle.
That made her finally look toward me, an indignant look crossing her face.
"Y-You! Don't you know it's rude to justappear i-in a girl's room uninvited!?" She points out, more so out of embarrassment rather than legitimate anger.
I simply shrug and nonchalantly respond, "Guys do that to their girls all the time. Full experience, remember?" I reference, promptly causing her to flinch, and her blush to burn brighter.
Cute~!
But well, I'm not a dick. Too people I like anyway.
"But," I continue, smiling softly as I bend down, getting closer to her face, "if now is a bad time, say the word, and what I want can wait a few, alright?"
Steadily, Rose lifts her gaze back up to mine and sniffles.
"ItIt's fine, alright? I was just trying" She trails off, looking down at the robe, more than a little dejected, before sighing and letting her grip loosen, "Well, not like it was going to work out, regardless. So, what did you need, Nori?"
"Aww," I hummed, reaching over and cupping her cheek in my palm, "first things first, I wouldn't say it wouldn't work out, you'd make an excellent miko! And if you want to cover up completely, like I said, Suza-chan probably has something that can accommodate your chest."
Rose blinked at that, seemingly confused by something, "If I want? But my research said Mikos are supposed to symbolize purity! Being so openly perverted, that doesn't make any sense, does it?"
I send the silver-haired girl a blank stare and reply with a simple, "You'd think."
Rose stared, I could almost see the question marks flying off and around her head as time went on.
With a sigh, I sat next to her, "I'll keep it simple. The first kagura dance, the type of ceremonial dancing that miko usually do?" I look at her to make sure she's following along, she nods easily, "Yeah. The first one was performed by the goddess failure I keep around here, Uzume."
"Goddess, huh?" Rossweisse muttered, and only then did I realize those two haven't interacted much, most likely.
In any event, I don't stick around to fill in her utterance, instead elaborating on it by adding a single word, "Naked."
Rose stopped and stared. Mouth agape.
"...Huh?"
I nod, "Yup. Naked. The first dance was done naked, and it wasn't even the dance that did what she was trying to do; it was her tits."
"...Huhhh?"
Truly, my mother had particular tastes. Uzume does have a great chest.
"So yeah," I continue, ignoring how Rossweisse sounds even more perplexed than before, "don't worry so much about it. Normally, in public, they usually go full cover, but outside of that"
I trail off, as my memory drifts way back, right before I met Suzaku. Several of the groups of priests I saw happened to have miko, and I recall fairly vividly how a good chunk didn't dress modestly.
At all.
If I were in a hentai world, I'd be concerned, truth be told.
For a good, long moment, Rose purely stared at me, the gears in her head turning as though there was a wrench thrown in them.
"O-Okay, then?" She eventually just accepted, looking down at her exposed chest with a small frown.
It's easier that way, I imagine.
I clap my hands together, "Anyway!" I begin, moving on, "What I originally came here for!"
Rose perked up at that, "Right, I nearly forgot, umwhat is it that you came here for?" She tilted her head in thought, and I couldn't help but reach out and boop her nose.
She sputtered back at that, but I didn't give her a chance to say anything about it as I pressed on, "I recently decided to take up the position of club advisor to a not completely official, or likely legal, club at the school. It's a sword club, so I know I can advise and teach that just fine, but uh," I chuckle a bit, rubbing the back of my head, "planning stuff? Not the greatest. Scheduling? Haha!"
I huffed, leaning back slightly as I turned to look at her, "So yeah, I was hoping you could-"
Ah. She's not there anymore.
At least, she's not where she was just sitting.
Which was right next to me.
The hell?
My head swivels back and forth as I look around, eyes darting across the room looking for her, which they swiftly manage.
Well, specifically, my eyes find Rose's behind, likely unintentionally perfectly being presented to me as she bends over, speedily rummaging through a work desk that sits right on the other side of her room.
So, yes. She is very much not wearing pants.
Thankfully, or maybe not depending on how you look at it, she's wearing underwear.
Bright pink underwear that fits taut around her perfectly curved cheeks.
I want to walk up and smack it.
Like. Really badly slap it, call her a naughty little secretary, and all that.
Good thing I have self-control!
Unfortunately.
"Aha!" Rose exclaims in triumph, as I privately pray to myself, thanking me for the great timing, as Rose promptly rises from her desk, hauling up a whole stack of papers and folders in her arms large enough to rise a good bit over her head.
"These" Rose gives a strained huff as she walks back over, and puts everything down right next to me.
The whole bed, with me on it, shakes from the impact.
"Are my lesson plans for Schwertleite! I know valkyrie training and magic are a little different from swordsmanship," she continues with a bright smile, "but this is a good place to start, no?"
I couldn't say why, but looking at the pile made me shiver.
And I wasn't even the student here!
I swallow, slowly, as I point at the monstrosity of paperwork, "She has to go throughall of that?" I ask, slightly horrified.
Rose tilts her head, my tone flying over her head, "Why, yes?" She answers honestly, "Specifically, these plans detail a whole week's worth of study guides, lessons, practical activities, and more!"
Just a week!?
I damn near felt faint hearing that.
My mind recalls, briefly, just how tired Schwert was whenever I saw her lately, like when she dragged Avi and Zekka here a couple of days ago.
Oh, Voyalkyrie, I'm so sorry.
I take a deep breath, my hands coming up to clasp right in front of my chin as I consider how to go about telling Rose what needs to be said.
I then blink, as I immediately realize this needs to be cleared up posthaste. Yesterday.
Straightforward it is!
My hands fall, motioning at her as I breathe out, "Yeah, that's too much."
"Wha, what?" Rose furrowed her brow at that, "What do you mean?"
Okay. Now, how do I describe the nature of the Japanese School System without making Rose feel immense guilt?
Fuck, there probably isn't a way, is there?
Well, I can at least try.
"Alright, so, listen closely, alright? It's not you're fault you didn't know, but"
Rose leans in as I begin to explain the notorious Japanese school system.
I didn't exactly want to go on about everything, and it's not like all of it was relevant, so I only explained those parts that pertained to Schwert's situation here.
Specifically? That, for the most part, the entire system is a pressure cooker that forces students to spend their time stressing and working to achieve academic excellence.
"Wait," she begins once my explanation is complete, "so what you're trying to say is it's too much?"
Huh. Well, okay, she doesn't sound at all bothered by any of that.
I guess it never occurred to me that such a high workload wouldn't exactly bother her.
It also completely slipped my mind that this girl graduated early from, I think, both high school and college. Whatever the Asgardian equivalent of those is, anyway.
I don't know the normal age one graduates from something like college there, but still, even assuming a normal age, and considering that I recall Rose being Odin's bodyguard the longest out of anyone before her?
The work she'd have had to put in would have been astronomical, wouldn't it?
I let out a long-winded sigh, and slumped slightly, "Yes, Rose. Not everyone is an academic juggernaut like you, ya know?"
"I suppose so?" Rose puts a hand to her mouth and flushes with a small shame-filled frown, "Is this truly too much with her studies at Kuoh added on top of it? I tried to tailor it for her, not to be overbearing, but still pose a challenge. I thought, since she hasn't said anything, it was all going fine"
Ah, now that I can explain far easier, "I don't think she'd want to tell you if it's too much," I shrug, giving her a small, reassuring smile, "not because you did something wrong, but because she'd be afraid of letting you down."
Rose's eyes widen, as if it all clicks into place for her, "Oh! A-Ah, I see what you mean. If that's true, then I'm-"
"If the next words that come out of your mouth are 'a failure of a teacher' I'm bending you over your desk and spanking that nice, perky ass of yours." I interrupt her, casually.
"H-Huh!? Spanking!? Wait, p-p-perky!?" Rose sputters over her own words, backing away from me at the same time as though to protect her hiney.
"Yes. Perky." I confirm easily enough, "Now, like I said, you aren't a failure of a teacher. Teachers don't know everything, and at the same time, your student isn't exactly being forthcoming with what's going on."
I stop a second, humming in thought, before adding with a shrug, "If I'm even right about any of this at all, that is."
"Wait, if you're right?" Rose parrots back.
I nod before explaining, "Yup. I noticed she was tired, or at least seemed to be, ever since she got here. It's been a little while since she started, so maybe she's still adjusting, or it could be something completely different."
"So, then, the only way to know for sure would be to ask?" Rose asks, thinking.
"Mhmm!" I confirm with a hum.
"...W-What if she lies, even after I ask, because she's afraid of disappointing me still?" Rose slowly asks, far more nervous.
"Then you assure her you won't be disappointed in her." I respond, "And if even after that, she still refuses, and you can see she's pushing herself far too hard, I'll sort it out, alright?"
She smiles, warily, "I'mnot sure that's a good idea?"
My smile grows wider, "Could let Kuroka do it~!"
"Nonono!" Rose quickly rejects that idea, "You can do it! I trust you!"
I dunno, Rose, that sounded a little forced to me!
Besides, there's no need to worry, I wouldn't do anything that bad.
Probably.
"Well then, in that case!" I dust my hands off that subject, literally, "I trust you to show me how to do this whole teaching thing right, okay?"
"Oh" Rose looks between me and the stack of paper, before nodding, with a resolute smile, "Right!"
I mirror her smile, to the best of my ability.
If one wishes to teach like hell, one must go through hell first, experience it, to bring a piece of it back.
Fortunately, my hell was barely clothed, which helped somewhat.
Heh!
~ A New Sun ~
"HAH!"
I sat off to the side of the dojo on a mat, casually. One leg up, and an arm thrown over that knee.
In my hand, I idly held a Serafall magical girl sports drink, as my eyes were busy watching something else.
"HAH!"
1,498.
Avi was standing in the center, simply swinging her sword. A perfect downward cut that would bisect anyone down the center if it struck. The most basic of basics.
"HAH!"
1,499.
But for some, like Avi? Well, that's all she needs.
It's been about another week or so since I 'officially' became the advisor of this club.
Nothing has happened yet.
In the meantime, though, that doesn't mean I haven't taken my new job seriously.
When I first started, I considered teaching the girls breathing techniques. I'm not sure what Zekka would be best with, but Avi is such a shoehorn for Flame Breathing, it almost hurts watching her not practice the forms.
However, after a bit of consideration, I decided against it for now.
I want them to cultivate their brand of swordsmanship first. The breathing techniques and styles can be added on later, if they want.
Thus, now.
"HAH!..Hehe~! Whew! Sensei! That's a thousand five-hundred, isn't it!?" Avi called out as soon as her final swing reached low.
My response was to simply give her a thumbs up and toss the drink at her.
She caught it with a whopping, "Oh yeah!" Before practically tearing the thing open and excitedly beginning to chug in.
With her teeth.
Yeah, she bit the side of the can and started sucking the drink out like a vampire.
I couldn't help but chuckle at least a little bit, but then again, since we started doing these activities, this was her first goal.
Well, not her original first goal. That was like four times larger, but it was impossible because the time for club activities is only so long.
I think she'll manage to reach even that in time.
Usually, I'd have Zekka on a different activity right now, but strangely enough, she didn't show up for club activities today.
I sensed her on the school grounds. I know she's fine, must have been busy with something else today?
Not sure what that could have been, though.
"Hmm?" I hum, tilting my head toward the door.
And as if on cue, it opens.
I was so focused on making sure Avi did her swings right that I wasn't looking outward nearly as much.
So, when Zekka walks through the door, looking oddly nervous and twitchy, I'm not surprised.
But when a completely new blonde-haired girl follows after her, that's when I'm shocked.
It took merely a moment, my eyes locking onto the new girl's hair ribbons, for me to figure out that this blonde isn't all that new.
That evening out at the market, she walked right past us. The girl that my sword reacted to.
How interesting.
Seeing her now, though?
Well, she looks hilariously chuuni.
Her blonde hair is tied up in twin tails with those blue ribbons like before, but she's also wearing an eyepatch that covers up her left eye, her sole right blue eye surveying the dojo as they enter.
In addition, while she's wearing the standard Kuoh Academy Junior uniform, chest ribbon and all, the sleeves of her uniform are modified to be puffed out, kind of like European nobility, and she wears a strap and belt across her torso that holds a flowing blue and white cape out behind her.
Off the rip? I'm not at all sure what to make of her.
And beyond that, she isn't giving me much to sense beyond the fact that she feels around Zekka's level. But that's about it.
Weird. I don't sense anything dragon-related myself.
Also, another weird thing? Why the hell is her chest almost as big as Zekka's?!
Zekka stops near the door, but the blonde here continues a few paces beyond her, really looking all around.
Avi, by this point, had completely stopped roaring and chugging, and was just sort of standing there in the middle of the dojo like a statue, the can in her mouth, body bent backward to chug it.
The new girl didn't even get a chance to say anything, as Avi promptly spat the can out of her mouth and whirled to face the blonde entirely.
"A new member!?" She exclaimed in shock and awe, to which my eyes widened.
A little presumptuous, don't you think, shrimp?
That's when Zekka piped up, as much as she could, looking between Avi and the blonde, "I, guess so?"
Oh. Never mind then.
Avi moved.
Zekka must have felt some sort of danger, because she looked like she was about to leap away and out the window, but Avi was far faster in this moment, and snatched up her junior's hands with her own.
"Amazing! That's amazing, Zekka-chan!" Avi started shaking Zekka's hands up and down vigorously, and seeing Zekka smile and chuckle to herself rather than her freak out was a nice little treat.
Then the new girl spoke.
"So, you are the leader of this club?"
Formal. That's the best way I could describe the blonde's voice. Like that of a young noble girl, not snobby, not proud, but noble and formal.
Avi promptly let Zekka go, and turned to her addresser, "Indeed, new member! I am Avi Amon!"
The blonde nodded back, before clasping her fist in front of her chest, and bowing, "My name is Lilebette D. Lunarie, and for certain reasons, I wish to join this club!"
Huh. I'm hearing a little bit of a French accent in her Japanese. Though her Japanese is pretty alright. Still, that name doesn't ring any bells for me at all.
Avi looked impressed, however, "What an enthusiastic greeting! Well, regardless of your reasons, we at Cult Sword welcome you warmly! Delighted to have you!"
Lilebette nodded, giving Avi a small smile, "I thank you for the magnanimous approach. Now that I have joined, I shall endeavor to fulfill my obligations."
Almost in perfect sync, the pinky and the blonde shook hands firmly.
It kind of reminded me of that one meme I saw in my first life, with the two muscle dudes grasping each other's hands? It at least had that energy.
That thought almost made me chuckle.
Lilebette tilted her head, looking past Avi and at me, her lone eyebrow raising.
"If I may, are you the club advisor, sir?" She asked, curious.
I gave the girl a casual wave, as Avi perked up, and answered for me, "Oh! Yup! He's Noriaki Kusanagi-sensei! Hehehe!"
For the briefest of moments, the girl's face twisted.
Then she all of a sudden lookedrelieved? Huh?
I don't get much of a chance to ponder that, as Avi lets go of Lilebette's hand and goes on to ask, "Oh, right, you just transferred to Zekka'chan's class, didn't you? Did you join because you're a friend of her's from out of town?"
Zekka winced at that, likely because she has no friends in general.
Lilebette though? She sneered.
"She is not my friend." She then denied blandly, before adding, "To begin with, I have no friends."
Well, that's a self-report if I've ever seen one.
Shockingly, the girl wasn't done, as she finished by saying, "However, Zekka and I share a special bond that can't be shared with others."
Ohoho~? A special bond?
Zekka immediately shriveled into herself, while Avi leaned forward, her eyes narrowing at Zekka as she began rubbing her chin, "Hmm, a special bond you say, could it be?"
For once, Zekka did immediately deny it, "T-That's not it, prez Avi! She's not referring to, that sort of thing!"
"We had passionate sex just a few moments ago."
I immediately fell over, my guts heaving as a full-on belly laugh poured out of my mouth.
"Zekka-chan!?" Avi cried out, scandalized, over my laugh.
"T-That's not it!" Zekka cried out in denial, even more over my laugh.
I take back what I said about the new girl's Japanese being alright.
It's fucking perfect.
Haha!
"She really does throw out a lot of stuff, huh?" I couldn't help but snort as Avi held up a couple of new packages.
Specifically, a couple of packages featuring a particular magical girl.
"Mhmm!" Avi nodded, "I'm not gonna complain though!"
My eyes slowly moved, gliding over to a now-open door leading down into the dojo's storeroom, where several more stacks of similar-looking packages sat in the darkness.
Sona. Girl. Seriously. Where the hell do you keep getting all this stuff? I don't think even Serafall would be quite this extra!
"Ah, well." I decided to let it go, "As long as it's edible?"
Avi nodded once more, vigorously, "Very much so! Alright, everyone!" She turned and began walking. "We have some sweets today!"
Some.
The image of the mountain of sweet packages downstairs flashed through my mind for a moment.
Right. Some.
Avi quickly made her way over to the center of the dojo, where Zekka and the newest arrival, Lilibette, had already sat.
True to the blonde's word, even though she had just joined, she helped out almost as soon as the confusion caused by Lilibette's botched Japanese was cleared up.
All she did was misuse a word, by the way. She was trying to see that she 'exchanged promises' with Zekka, whatever that was about. Poor Zekka was a bit too embarrassed about the whole ordeal to elaborate further.
I'm going to use it to bully her, though. It's too funny, not too.
In any event, yes, Lilibette jumped straight into helping clean up the dojo, even though it wasn't used all that much today. She and Avi dragged out a bunch of floor mats and set them in the center of the room, something about taking the opportunity to show the new girl around a little?
Not like there's much downstairs, but fair enough.
Without further ado, I follow the pinky, reaching the center of the dojo where four mats are spread out, each one spaced so that stuff could fit in the middle, as though they're around a table.
Avi sets the packages down, standing on her mat with a grin, her fists on her hips, "Alright, let's have a snack or two, think of it like a welcome for our new member! And then, well, there's not much time left for actual activities, so we'll have a quick meeting!"
As I took a seat on my mat, I could see Zekka look over the packages with a bit of intrigue before getting to them.
Avi and Lilibette, though? Those girls didn't hesitate at all.
"Hmm, thank you for the food."
"Ah, right, thank you for the food!"
Lilibette and Zekka state. Zekka looks like she almost forgot, hilariously enough, if not for Lilibette.
Avi already had half a dozen dango in her mouth.
"Hugh? Mnmh!" Unable to talk, Avi gives them a thumbs up instead.
I had half a mind to chastise the pinky for trying to talk with her mouth stuffed like that, but to be honest, I'm kind of taken by this stupid dango at the moment.
I'll say this, even though I never watch Serafall's show, her merch and other products aren't bad at all, and this dango? Probably the best I've ever had, straight up.
"These are quite good," Lilibette speaks up, somehow while eating dango off a stick like a refined noble lady, "to the point it makes me want to launch a Levia-beam at a heinous monster."
That joke was terrible, and she should feel terrible.
Zekka nodded when Lilibette started, but grimaced so hard at her attempt at a joke, you'd think the girl got stabbed.
Needless to say, the dango didn't last long after that.
And with the sweets gone, now came the boring part. Business.
"Now then," Avi began, clapping her hands together to draw all attention to her, "I'm loath to admit it, but the student council has sort of had eyes on me, and now us, for a while now" Avi trails off with a sigh, "Ever since I set up here, really.
"Now that we've got an advisor and more members coming in, we're likely going to start running into issues if things continue this way."
I raise an eyebrow, "What kind of issues?"
"Ah, well, sensei," Avi chuckles nervously, rubbing the back of her head, "for one, because we're not an official club, if the student council conducts an investigation and finds clear evidence of us operating out here like this, it's more than likely we'd all, uh, expelled?"
Zekka nearly face vaulted at that, but Lilibette didn't look the slightest bit concerned.
"How has the club, even lasted this long to begin with?" Zekka almost cried out.
To which Avi and I shrugged at her, causing Zekka to slump on her mat a whole lot more.
You'd think half the kids at this school could sense for shit, but I guess not.
"Also," Avi started up again, apparently not yet done, "we may start facing financial issues soon, what with the lack of a school budget to fund anything."
I blinked at that. A budget? Wait, where does this club even get money from? Has Avi been paying for everything herself?
"Eh." I waved Avi off there, "No need to worry about money. I can take care of it, shrimp."
Avi twitched at that, a frown crossing her face, "Mmm, no! I can't ask you to do that, sensei!"
"You're not asking, though?" I point out, raising a finger, "I'm telling you I can handle any monetary issues."
Seriously. Even after Kuroka discovered gacha games, I'm still loaded. I've started to think maybe I just actually have infinite money?
Despite my words, Avi didn't look reassured, crossing her arms and almost glaring down at the floor.
Now this is new for her, and I'm not entirely sure what she's trying to get at here. Whether she doesn't want to take advantage of me, or doesn't want handouts, or what exactly.
I sigh and decide fairly quickly to drop it, "Fine, fine. I won't be your girls' sugar daddy. Go on, shrimp."
Abruptly, Avi's face flips to a triumphant smile, while Zekka squeaks, prompting Lilibette to give Zekka a raised eyebrow.
"So, considering all of that, I have devised a goal for Cult Sword!" Avi excitedly exclaims, her gaze sweeping across everyone, before declaring, "We get Cult Sword recognized as an official club!"
Well, yeah, that would fix everything, wouldn't it?
Why is she saying it like it's some groundbreaking revolutionary idea, though?
"Sure?" I responded, It shouldn't be too hard after all.
"I, I think it is a nice goal." Zekka timidly followed.
"As a newcomer, I have no objections." Lilibette spoke out, "I'll comply with orders."
Damn girl, you a robot or something?
Avi preened at all the affirmation like a resplendent bright pink axolotl, "Heehee~! And I'm still a third-year student, your onee-san!" Her gaze fell onto me, who was just staring at her, making her quickly add, "Er, besides you, sensei, eheh!"
Seriously, pinky pie. This isn't that revolutionary an idea.
"So then," Avi quickly moves on to add, excitement mounting for some reason, "When we do get the budget, let's go all out with it! How about a trip somewhere!?"
Across from me, I could see the very moment something clicked in Zekka's head, and a realization dawned on her face.
It took me significantly less time, because it was my first thought the moment I heard the school would give us money.
Swindling the school for road trip money?
Let's fucking go!
I take it back, shrimp, you preen, you majestic genius axolotl you!
"I aspire to go to Osaka!" Avi animatedly goes on, drooling ever so slightly, "I want to eat lots of delicious food to the point of bursting!"
Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Lilibette took the question far more seriously, as she put a finger to her chin in thought for a moment, "If it's Japan we are talking about, then I have an interest in Tohoku. As for abroad, South America would be good."
South America? Holy. Okay, this world, South American deities, how many of them do blood and human sacrifice in myth again?
I could probably destroy them all, but I'd really rather not deal with that shit, thank you very much.
Well, since we're throwing out suggestions now.
"Olympus." I throw mine out there.
Everybody turns and looks at me, befuddled.
"Uh, sensei, I don't think" Avi starts, but I wave her off with a little grin.
"Yeah, yeah, I know." I shrug, "I can go pretty anywhere on Earth whenever I want, in no time at all. But mythological places? Those I can't just fly into, you know? And out of all of those, definitely Olympus."
Greek Mythology was my favorite mythology. Always a shame how dirty Hades gets done out of myth.
"Huh." Avi considered that for a moment before conceding to my words with a nod, "That's fair, sensei!" She then turned to Zekka, "Are there any places you want to go visit, Zekka-chan?"
Zekka immediately perks up and starts looking between everyone as though she had been abruptly thrust under some kind of spotlight.
"Uh, to, um"
"To?" Avi and Lilibette lean forward as Zekka sputters.
"...Tokyo Disneyland." Zekka finally answers.
Heh. Based.
The other girls didn't look too impressed for some reason, both Avi and Lilibette now sporting bland looks.
"Ah, Zekka-chan, I'll remind you just in case, this is a trip for club activities, alright?" Avi stated gently.
"This is a time you should give a proper answer." Lilibette was far harsher in her rebuke, almost scoldingly so.
"E-Eh" Zekka shriveled in on herself, looking about ready to cry, not in a legitimately sad way, but in a dramatic anime way.
I sent the poor girl a wink and a thumbs up while the other two weren't looking; however, Zekka noticed and gave a small smile back.
Seriously, I wasn't even aware Tokyo had a Disneyland!
I wasn't even aware Disney was a thing in this world! Without it being a parody of itself!
How many contracts with demons do the Disney overlords have here, I wonder?
Turning back to the room in general, Avi takes back hold of the conversation, "Well, let's set aside Zekka's case."
I mouth 'for now' under my breath after she's done. See, now I'm far too curious for my own good!
"The primary issue at hand to becoming an officially recognized club right now is members." Avi continued, slightly pained, "Thankfully, due to only being a junior high club, the other requirements aren't so strict, but members are the real key here."
"What's the minimum required?" I ask with a hum.
"...Four." Avi sighs, causing the other girls to groan almost in sync.
One down, huh? It could be way worse, I suppose.
Well. Actually. This could be extremely easy. Barely an inconvenience.
"...It will be challenging, won't it?" Zekka brings up, dully.
Avi nodded profusely, yet seriously, "Yes, but of course it will be, Cult Sword's goal is to become the strongest swordsmen together after all!"
For now, I decided to stay quiet as they began to talk animatedly amongst themselves.
This right here is more so Avi's domain as the club's president. If they need advice, I'm right here.
My mind drifted off as they started going on about the obvious, that recruiting ordinary students as members just wouldn't work due to their supernatural abilities.
"We'll have to search for them directly!" Avi clenched her fist as she resolutely declared.
She means to search for other supernatural students.
I swear, it's like she already forgot that a certain gal exists, but alright?
"I would prefer those with enthusiasm, rather than those with talent or sense," Avi continued, "after all, I want people who aspire to grow stronger with us to join."
Ah, okay, now that's far fairer.
With that criterion in mind, I'm not sure if the girl I was thinking of would be a good fit.
Hmm, only one way to find out!
The conversation then quickly devolved into how exactly they should go about catching people's attention to catch new members.
By this point, I damn near completely lulled off, especially once the new girl started talking about cultivating roses.
Yeah, I'm not sure what that's going to accomplish, but it was certainly something to hear!
~ A New Sun ~
It had quickly become apparent that nothing was working.
Why would I say that?
Well, quite literally the very next day, I sat there in the dojo, waiting for people to arrive as usual.
No one showed up.
On time, anyway. Which is weird, because I could sense that everyone was on campus.
The first one to make it in was Avi, who burst through the door before quickly whirling around and nearly slamming the door shut, but she purposely stopped it before the door struck the side and held close to it, looking out through the small crack left open.
I stared at her back, plainly, wondering if she even noticed I was here.
After a moment, she sighed in relief, then shut the door all the way.
She turned and, "AH!" Immediately drew her knife from her thigh, and flung it at me in one single swoop.
My hand came up, casually, catching the blade between two fingers, going almost cross-eyed as I looked at the short black dagger inches away from the middle of my forehead.
Slowly, my gaze slid back to Avi herself, whose eyes were still wide and adrenaline pumping on overdrive.
I flipped the knife around in my hand and flicked it back across the room at her.
"Watch where you throw that thing, brat."
"Ahah, right!" She catches it cleanly with a nervous smile, her free hand rubbing the back of her head, "Sorry, sensei!"
"Where ya been?" I ask, unbothered.
"Um," Her smile becomes slightly more strained, "being chased by the student council?"
"For trying to recruit more members?"
"For trying to recruit more members, yeah" Avi slumped, "They caught us trying to do our stuff during lunch break, and, even after that, they tried to catch us between classes, and after classes" Avi trailed off, as if remembering personally fighting in the Devil Civil War.
Yeah, that tracks. What doesn't help any of this is the fact that they couldn't decide on one sole thing to do to try and draw in members.
This resulted in them deciding to try everything. All at once. Each idea the girls proposed.
Now it looks like none of them even got off the ground.
"Relentless, aren't they?" I eventually amusedly ask, perking Avi up.
"I know, right!?"
The pinkette didn't hesitate to grab her practice sword after that. "Anyway, the others will arrive in due time, so I should have a little bit of time for a few practice swings while we wait!"
"Of course," I chuckle, "go ahead then."
"Hai, sensei, HAH!"
It takes a few minutes, but eventually, the others do walk in.
Lilibette is next to come in, walking with a small frown on her face, huffing as she brushes her cape.
"That student council, they can be quite aggravatingly unrelenting."
That's all she said before she stood off to the side and continued watching Avi alongside me.
Ah, that reminds me, I'm going to have to fight the new girl to figure out how exactly I should tailor the training and activities for her, probably won't get that done today the way things are going, but just making a mental note of that.
Not too long after Lilibette walks in, Zekka follows, though the girl is far more winded than either Lilibette or Avi, staggering into the dojo whilst breathing heavily.
"Ugh," she groaned, before sitting down just inside the door, "that was terrible"
"Ah," Avi lowered her sword, "you were being chased by Mina-senpai again, weren't you? Good job evading her, Zekka-chan!"
Lilibette tilted her head, considering Avi's words, before nodding in agreement, "It is of no surprise Zekka would be able to handle this person."
Zekka chuckled shyly at the praise, her head drooping lower as she did so.
Now that everyone's here, however, Avi put down her sword.
"So, that was all a bust, huh?" She sighed, prompting a shake of the head from both girls, "This isn't going to go smoothly, is it?" Avi contemplated dimly.
Until Zekka looked up, and toward me.
"Uh, Nori-sensei? Do you have any advice?"
Finally!
Avi perked up at that, and Lilibette tilted her head my way.
"Oh, yeah, I guess we never did ask you, huh, sensei!" Avi exclaimed.
I simply rolled my eyes and looked at Zekka.
"Yeah, sure, give me a second." I responded before standing up.
Before promptly vanishing in a flash of light.
She was still on campus, so it didn't exactly take long to kidnap her.
I reappear, mere moment later, with a silver-haired gal right next to me. Schwertleite, the Voyalkyrie herself!
All three girls were in the process of figuring out what the hell I was up to, and now they just looked completely bewildered.
Befitting a girl I just outright yoinked without any explanation, Schwertleite looks completely caught off guard.
I promptly sat back down, waving to Schwertleite causally, "You can try asking her."
Schwert's eyes eventually found the other girls, specifically Zekka and Avi, especially the latter, and looked about ready to teleport away right this instant.
"Oh! Right! Schwe-chan!" But Avi bound right up to her, far too fast to react to.
"Please don't call me that." Said Schwe-chan tried to interrupt, stepping back slightly.
"You're supernatural too!" But it didn't work, as Avi continued without stopping, "I completely and utterly forgot!"
Yeah, that tracks.
Also, new bully material, nice.
Zekka tilted her head, "I didn't, she used magic, so I assumed she was a magician, not a swordsman?" She muses aloud, likely trying to figure out why I brought her here.
"Oh." Avi blinked, "Oh yeah. Wait, sensei, why did you bring her here!?"
"Yeah," Schwe turned and glared back at me, "why did you bring me here?"
Well, she asked, so she shall receive an explanation.
"They want to make this little club here official," I began, "but to do that, they need four members; they only need one more."
What? I didn't say I was going to give a complete explanation. Besides, that's not my job at the moment.
"And what does that have to do with me?" Schwe continued, brow furrowing.
"Well. You do have yet to join a club, right?" I smirked.
Schwe twitched at that.
Yeah, can't forget, clubs and stuff are usually mandatory at Japanese schools!
"Perfect!" Avi called out, only to frown, "Wait, Schwe-chan, are you a swordsman? Because if Sensei brought you here just because"
Schwe looked back at her and sighed, giving me one final glare, which I returned with a smile and a wave before she turned back toward Avi in full.
"I'm not a swordman. I'm a magic swordsman." Schwe declared, before snapping her fingers, causing her four magic circles and thus four flying swords to appear behind her.
Now, at that, everyone looked either awed or intrigued, especially Avi with the former.
"Oh, that's fire!" Avi exclaimed, grabbing Schwe by her hands and holding them, her enthusiasm so radiant it even took Schwe back a little, "It would be an honor if you would join our club! We're Cult Sword! A ground trying to become the greatest swordsmen together!"
"H-Huh? I, this is all a bit" Schwe nearly stumbled back, but Avi held her firm, albeit unintentionally. After a moment of regaining her bearings, Schwe sighed, looking around.
"Iguess I have no reason not to consider it, necessarily?" She answered noncommittally.
"That's not a no! I'll take it! Woo!" Avi then proceeded to let Schwe go so she could pump her fists in the air.
"...Why didn't we just, ask Nori-sensei yesterday?" Zekka mused aloud, perplexed.
Meanwhile, Schwe backed up, coming over to my side, letting out something akin to a groan.
Under her breath, she muttered to me, "...I'm only really considering this because you talked with teacher, okay?"
I smiled and nodded, sort of figured that much.
"It'd be good for you, ya know?" I replied in kind, "Training is a whole lot better with friends after all."
Schwe only grumbled at that.
"Oh, lighten up a bit, won't you Schwe-chan?"
My smile never faltered, even as I felt four magical swords point toward my back.
Four, well, technically three members, but a little fib here or there never hurt anyone, yeah?
That's enough, right? That would mean we should be good to go, right?
Well, as it turns out.
"Uwah~! I didn't think this far ahead!" Avi cried and exclaimed.
Why?
Well, I asked who I had to contact to get the club approved if Schwe here joins.
The answer?
The Student Council.
Not Sona's student council, as she runs the high school division, but the junior division's student council.
In specific? The president of the junior high student council needs to approve, and I have no idea who they are.
This could be an issue, turns out. Sona will do what I say, purely via the threat of my annoying her.
This person, though? Threatening them with such pranks could either make things worse or just not affect them at all. There's also the case of whether or not this guy deserves my particular brand of convincing.
So far, all I have to go off of are the vice presidents actions, but that's not going to tell me anything about the president themself, is it?
Lost in thought as I was, I didn't notice until I snapped out of it that all the girls were crowding around Avi, who had practically curled up in a ball on the ground, shuddering as though she was freezing.
Well. I may not know anything about this mystery president, but Avi sure seems to.
Zekka was uttering, "There, there" and patting her on the back, trying to soothe her, to no avail.
Lilibette stood, arms crossed, appearing deep in thought, likely about how to solve the issue at hand.
While Schwe looked like she had no idea what to do, all former aggravation at me was lost, replaced by this awkward unassuredness.
"Uh," Schwe began, unsure, "is the student council president that scary?"
Avi's expression became horrified, "Scary!?" She exclaimed, as though she couldn't believe Schwe said that, "If you think Mina-chan is bad, wait until you meet the president she" Avi looks around, as though expecting the girl to spontaneously appear, "I'm not sure she's even human!"
Yikes, that's harsh and ironic, coming from the literal devil of the group.
I wonder, considering the junior division's obsession with power and martial arts, the student council president then would logically have to be pretty strong. So, maybe I'd recognize the family name from somewhere?
"Pinky." I spoke up, the girl not moving even at my voice, "What's the president's name?"
"...Yagyuu Gichou Z-Zaemon." She almost chanted it in terror, like saying it would summon the demon herself, "Why, sensei, do you possibly?" Her voice trailed off. I could feel the hope inside her rising that I might know what to do about this.
That was all crushed once I shook my head; I could almost hear something like glass shattering from Avi as I made the motion.
"Nah, I don't know the girl." I capped it off, practically killing Avi off.
But.
That family name, that sounds familiar, surprisingly enough.
I only heard it once before, way back when Uzume first filled me in on all the supernatural goings on in Japan.
We didn't end up going into too much detail about it then, but Yagyuu, that's one of the old samurai families that make up a group called the 'Eight Roaring Generals.'
Now, they sound important, and technically, they are. The Generals are practically the Five Clansbut for the East.
See, the Five Clans are based in Kyoto, and they focus on the West. I'm not aware of the General's base. Tokyo makes sense considering their founding and all that, but then it's weird, I never ran into any of them before while I was in the capital.
Ah, well. I never really expected to meet any of them in any event. Especially not so soon.
Unlike the Five Clans, the Eight Generals never needed actual divine intervention for their problems, or so Uzume has said, so the Shinto generally left them to their own devices.
"But," I continued, Avi peeking up as though revived, "I do know of her family. I never met them, don't know much of anything about them, butwho knows?" I shrug, before standing up from the comfy position on the floor I was sitting in and stretching, "The only way to find out more would be to meet this president myself, I guess?"
"Eh?' Avi gaped at me, and then, without prompting, launched herself out of her fetal position and attached to me, "W-Wait! Sensei! You don't have to go so far for us!"
I deadpan down at the shrimp attached to my torso, "She's a girl around the age of you lot. I don't think I have anything to worry about."
For some reason, that didn't seem to assuage Avi even a little, as she rapidly shook her head, "No, no, no! You don't understand, she's it's, hnn-"
I reach down, grabbing her by the back of her collar, and easily pull her off before she can start crying or something.
With a deep sigh, I state firmly. "I will be fine. Understand?"
Avi looks almost like she's ready to have a breakdown, while the other girls look on, visibly concerned.
I rub the bridge between my eyes, the phantom buzz of a headache passing through me momentarily as I set Avi down amongst the other girls.
"Keep an eye on her." I don't address any of them specifically, pointing instead at Avi, "And once I get back, I need to test to Lunaire," said the girl's lone eye widening at that, "then maybe Schwe-chan as well, we'll see, alright? I shouldn't be long."
I get a chorus of hesitant nods from the girls, Lunaire's in particular being more so, before the group's focus snaps to Avi.
Who has once again curled up into a ball, muttering something about having to find a new advisor after this, since I'm as good as gone.
Honestly, I'm beginning to wonder how much of this is actual terror or played up for dramatics' sake.
Either way, I guess I've a new student council president to meet all of a sudden?
~ A New Sun ~
It took me until now to realize I had never actually been inside the junior division school building proper before.
By that, I mean I walked into the building, realized I was in the junior division version of the high school one, and didn't realize that fact until I pointed it out to myself.
Weird go around, I know, but it was needed because both buildings look the same!
That thought stuck with me as I walked through the halls, peering through the windows into classrooms here and there, and it was only then that I could see the minor differences.
In particular, the classrooms had more decorations that made it feel pampered toward those younger, while the high school division classrooms were far more boring in that regard.
Different countries, different school systems entirely, and even across the waters, some things never change, huh?
In any event, this familiarity didn't ultimately surprise me. I considered it a big help.
It meant I knew exactly where to find the student council room, without having to find a map or something.
I do love me a good time saver here and there!
It was almost automatic then, reaching the student council's room.
It was also incredibly odd, though, because I know the council would be operating by now. Hell, they were just out chasing my girls!
Yet, there's only a single soul, a single presence inside.
And I can barely feel them. If it were me from a few months back, and my senses weren't as sharp, I'd probably assume whoever this is is on the verge of death or something.
But no, they're just very well trained at hiding their presence, that's all. Almost unnaturally so.
I reach up to knock, as politeness dictates.
And yet-
"You may enter."
A voice rings out just before my knuckles rapped against the wood.
Well, alright then.
It was the voice of a girl, soft, but not gentle, not so rough either. It was almost mild. Neutral. No, maybe even tone deaf or emotionless?
That's, hmmshaking my head, I decide to stop trying to decipher what she sounds like, and just enter.
I open the door and step in without issue, closing it behind me just as easily.
The room is exactly as I expected it, nearly identical to the one Sona and her Peerage reside in, yet without the obvious markings of a devil peerage base of operations, such as the giant demonic summoning circle in the middle of the room.
And there, at the far end of the room, where evening sunlight bore into a large desk, sat a girl.
She wore the same uniform as every other junior division girl I've seen, and thank me, she had normal bodily proportions as well. Her jet-black hair was straight and cascaded down her back.
All in all, she looked almost like your incredibly stereotypical Japanese girl. Exactly what you'd expect.
Except for her eyes.
Like her hair, they were jet black. Also, like her hair, they held no shine. No sparkle. It was like looking at a soul taken directly from Yomi, given a flesh and blood body.
The girl stood from her chair, and without saying any further, she made a bow, slow and deep.
"Norihito-denka."
The hair on the back of my neck bristled. If she addressed me at all, that was the last name I expected her to refer to me by.
"I had never expected to meet you one day, yet it seems our paths cross nonetheless." She raises a smile plastered across her face. I could tell it wasn't real, yet it held no wroth, not for me. "I had sent everyone away when I sensed your coming. Please, take a seat." She motioned for the lone chair in front of her desk.
"Thank you," I sigh, moving to do so, "but please, there's no need to call me that, Yagyuu-san."
Her smile twitched. "To do so otherwise would be the greatest sign of disrespect."
I lean back in the chair, my eyes narrowing at her, "And I'm no prince, not officially anyway, it's justdon't. If you must, Kusanagi-sama, alright?"
She stood there for a moment before nodding deeply, "If it is your wish, this Yagyuu will follow it, Kusanagi-sama."
Alright, I'm going to come out and say it.
I just met this girl, and I can't tell whether or not she's a puppet or a robot, and it's sort of creeping me out.
Granted, I don't at all feel threatened, but still. Just had to get that off my chest.
"Am I correct in judging by the fact that you know my family name, you already know who I am?" She promptly asks.
I nod, "That is correct."
"Hmm, I see, yet protocol dictates I introduce myself to you regardless, I hope you understand." She gives me a small apologetic wave before putting said hand to her chest, "I am Zaemon, of the Yagyuu Family. It is with my greatest honor that I welcome you here today."
I wanna call her Zae-chan. Purely to see how she'd react. Maybe her face would do more than smile?
I wave her off, "Hah, there's no need for that. I didn't come for anything official."
She tilted her head, slowly lowering herself into her seat, "Ah. I am aware, Kusanagi-sama. You came about the Occult Sword Research Club, you have been sponsoring, haven't you?"
I'm not shocked she knows about it. It's not like I've been hiding my presence, especially on that first day.
"That's correct, yes." I affirm once more, before adding, "Though, I gotta say, if you already know about it, I'm surprised you haven't tried to shut it down yet."
"I was about to." She states matter-of-factly, her smile never leaving, "But then you came into the picture, and in addition, took the Niten Ichi-ryu girl under your wing as well."
I blinked at that casual info dump, "I'm sorry?" I tried, only for Zaemon to wave me off in return.
"There's no need, Kusanagi-sama. In the end, perhaps this outcome was more preferable after all?" She leaned forward, "You see, I assume you don't know this, please chastise me if you do, but my posting here in the junior division was because of the Kami."
I perked up at that, listening intently as she went on.
"Due to the Grigori's untimely end, and the rebellion in the aftermath, the gods deemed it necessary to send someone to protect this place, this academy, due to high-value targets nearby." Her head nodded in the direction of the high school campus, "As you can imagine, it's an interesting challenge."
I had to resist the urge to snort at that.
Of course, it would be. It's Rias and Sona after all, they probably attract all sorts of crazy shit by themselves.
"I didn't know about your posting here, no." I confirm, not all mad about this fact.
I don't need to be told everything that goes on all the time, and actually, I'm glad they took the initiative to send someone themselves, which means they are doing something, even if covertly.
Her smile turned briefly amused as she continued, "Truly, when I first took up the post, what the Amon girl was doing went right under our radar for some time. Minamoto'sdedication was how we ended up finding out at all. But as I said previously, your timely arrival changed things."
"For the better, huh?" I parroted her words from earlier, and she nodded once again.
"Considering shortly after, the Niten Ichi-ryuu girl showed up, along with a descendant of a particular French hero," she began to explain, "I believed keeping you around would be practical. Even then, however, I wouldn't impede your will whatsoever, Kusanagi-sama. Such a union of logic and duty is so rare nowadays not to take advantage of."
A particular French hero? Who could that-
Wait a second, who's the only other recent transfer student besides Zekka again?
Lilibette, then. I guess that explains some of her dress choices, doesn't it?
I sure hope when I test her, she doesn't surrender immediately! Har har!
Ugh. Come on, I know I can do better than that basic bitch joke.
Though now I'm curious, don't tell me she's like a Descendant of Lancelot or something, who knows what kind of baggage that would carry with it.
"Ah," Zaemon sighed, yet still, her smile persists, "it would appear I've gone horribly off track, my apologies. You came here about that club, yes?" She tactfully switched subjects, "Am I to assume you came here to make it all official?"
I blinked at the sudden switch in the conversation, "Yeah. Are there any problems in doing so?"
"With me? No." She shook her head, before her smile thinned, just a tad, "But with the rest of the council and school? Perhaps."
"Yet they don't particularly matter here, do they?" I ask, with a raised eyebrow.
At that, her smile becomes just a touch genuine, "That they don't, Kusanagi-sama."
With that said, she reaches behind her desk, I hear a drawer sliding out, the sound of papers rustling, before her hand comes back up with said papers.
"All it will take is a few forms filled out, and some time, and it shall be done."
A pen gently hit the paper, before it was all slid in front of me.
Well now.
I can't say I expected this to go quite so easily. The way Avi was hyping her up as this eldritch monstrosity, I thought I was in for a boss battle or something.
Ah, well. I pick up the pen
~ A New Sun ~
It didn't take long to fill everything out.
What? It was for a junior high school club. Avi wasn't kidding; all that was truly needed were members.
Which we technically didn't have, but eh, I'm sure Schwe will warm up to them in time. Plus, she can leave if she truly doesn't want to deal with it all.
I don't want to say Zae-chan was sucking up to me, but I get the feeling she wouldn't exactly care if the club I'm advising for had three instead of four members.
Still, all that sitting and walking around, I really should have just teleported back, but eh, I'm not exactly in a rush. I'll start doing that more when it starts snowing and the weather inconveniences me.
I make it back to the dojo with plenty of light to spare, groaning as I stretch one last time before sliding open the doors.
"I can't believe I agreed to this"
"Hnn! Lunaire-san, hold, hold it!"
"This would be much easier if Zekka-chan would stop moving around!"
Hmm.
Okay.
In the center of the dojo stood a pyramid of girls.
Liliebete on the ground, who was holding up and trying to balance Zekka, who was in turn trying to balance Schwe-chan, who was balancing four swords, one in each hand, and two on her head.
It hasn't collapsed yet, and I'm somehow both appalled and in awe that it hasn't.
Why are they doing this, one may ask?
Probably to try and cheer up the pinky still sitting on the ground, curled up.
To be fair to the girls? It's not like it's not having any effect at all. Avi is looking at the tower of girls in much the same way I am.
I closed the door behind me, making sure the noise it made was pretty loud.
"Huh!?"
"A-Ah!?
"Zekka-chan, Schwert-san! You-"
The noise startled Schwe, who jerked around for just a moment, a moment enough to unbalance Zekka, who promptly fell on Lilibette, taking the Voyalkrie with her.
Avi looked down at them all before turning once she realized what that loud sound was, and swiveled her whole body around to face me.
It took only a moment for her face to light up, "Sensei!"
And only a moment longer still for her to collide with my torso once again.
She looked up at me, tears pricking the corner of her eyes, "You're alive! And not a soulless husk floating in a lake somewhere!"
Holy me, girl, what exactly do you think of the student council president?
"Yeah, turns out, she wasn't so bad" I replied, slowly, before tacking on, "Really, shrimp, I don't know why you were so freaked about her."
Avi gaped up at me, completely and utterly blue screening.
Only for her to ignore everything I said about the girl herself and focus on something else.
"Wait, wait, wait," she starts, thinking hard, "if you're back, then?"
"Well, I'd be back regardless of whether or not I got the club approved." I responded, making Avi slump, before casually adding on, "But ya. We'll see what happens in a couple of days once everything goes through."
Avi freezes and blinks, very slowly.
The other girls, sans Schwe-chan, who was pouting at me, also just looked at me.
Nobody said anything.
"...So anybody up for ramen to celebrate?" I added, amused.
Every single girl perked up at that, and all said as one, even Schwe-chan, "Ramen!?"
Haha, there we go!
Of course, before we could get to ramen, we had something else to take care of quickly.
I had two girls whose swordsmanship needed to be tested.
Perhaps spurred on by ramen, to my surprise, the blonde-haired girl who seemed extremely reluctant when it was first brought up didn't seem to be so hesitant anymore.
"I will do what is required." Lilibette declared matter-of-factly, actively stepping up first.
She thought she was being quick, but I caught the glance she sent Zekka, one that screamed 'witness me!' for whatever reason.
Maybe she is Zekka's special someone after all? Heh!
Regardless, Lilibette picked out and held up a wooden blade, her chosen training sword being as close to a western longsword as could be.
I held my usual ultra-large training sword over my shoulder and waved at her casually.
"Whenever you're ready, Lunaire."
Lilibette nodded, and without another word, burst forward.
Alright, so let me be honest with myself here.
As the spar went on, everything sort of started blurring together.
Not in a bad way, like I was put under some kind of magic spell or curse, but more like I was bored as shit.
That's not meant to be a knock against Lilibette specifically, either; it's just that she doesn't bring anything particularly unique to the table.
Zekka was just plain better, and her techniques reminded me of my breathing style forms, Avi was sheer tenacity incarnate and utterly refused to go down, and though I haven't fought Schwe yet, I never had fought someone who use's four swords in a fight before either, and I was looking forward to see how exactly that works.
By comparison? Lilibette fought like a European knight, just without the armor, only a longsword.
That's not to say she is a bad swordswoman, not at all. Just samey, forgettable even. I haven't fought another knight personally before, but I've seen the type so much already that I can't help but not truly be engaged.
It was like watching a pre-packaged set of movements and sword strikes, trying to fight. Regardless of how good those moves are, it's still all just eh.
A particularly funny thought I'm now having is imagining how this is likely how Jeanne would have fought. You know, if I hadn't blown her up without even looking.
By the end of our spar, Lilibette having tired out, my eyes were slightly glazing over, and I felt a measure of disappointment.
Not Lancelot's descendant, then. A shame that, but also somewhat a relief?
As said, I would rather not have a front row seat to whatever baggage that old hero's madness would bring.
It would have made for a better, more memorable fight, at least.
By the end, I could almost see the disappointment I was feeling mirrored in Lilibette's one eye, angled at herself, as she looked down, heaving tired breaths.
"Hey now." I reach out with my wooden sword, bringing the tip down to her chin, before pulling it and thus her head up, making her look at me, "I see that look, don't let this get you down. You weren't bad at all."
Lilibette said nothing in response to that, instead huffing and looking away, toward the others.
Avi, who's been standing off to the side staring this entire time at nothing, suddenly snaps out of it.
"Huh? Oh, ya! What sensei said, Lili-chan!" Avi abruptly cheered.
Shrimp, girl, come on, at least pretend you were dozing off there.
Schwe looked up from her phone, snapping out whatever she was doing when Avi started shouting, "Hmm? Is it my turn yet?"
The only one who seemed to have paid attention the entire time was Zekka. In my opinion, it looked like she was focusing a bit too much, almost like she was trying to remember something.
Lilibette, for her part, didn't seem to care about the others at this moment. Instead, her sole eye focused on Zekka.
The nervous girl caught on to her gaze and sent Lilibette a shy, uneasy smile in response.
Lilibette, in turn, sighed and lifted her head off my sword as she stood.
She said nothing as she bowed to me, before walking off to the others, stopping to stand right next to Zekka, an impassive stare on her face pointed at nothing.
For some reason, that seemed to make Zekka even more nervous.
Well. There was some kind of silent conversation just going on between those two. Maybe they have some history? That happens all the time in romance plots, doesn't it?
I could just ask. Either Zekka or Lilibette. The former would probably give it up more easily if I had to pry, but at the same time, should I be prying into their private lives?
It doesn't seem dangerous, at least not that I can see. There's more there, but I'm getting a more drama-based feeling rather than a sense of danger.
Ah, well, something to consider later, I suppose.
I rub my eyes, making sure to get the glaze out before resting my sword once more over my shoulder.
"I suppose so, Schwe-chan," I smile as her eyebrow twitches, "step on up."
The silver-haired girl glared at me as she did just that.
Like Zekka, Schwe picked up more than one weapon.
Unlike Zekka, though, she picked up four.
Without even touching them.
Four Norse magic circles whirled into existence around the pile of training swords, and for each circle, a sword was extracted.
I recalled her showing her magic fencing, the swords she summoned herself were long and thin, and the swords she grabbed from the pile were as close as she could get to that as possible.
Without delay, the swords formed up behind her like some sort of parody of Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon.
I hum, "Whenever you're ready-"
Two of the four swords promptly launch themselves like missiles.
I hear Avi cry out in awe as the speed with which the swords move momentarily catches me off guard, forcing me to block one with the hilt of my sword as a step back is enough to let the other careen into the ground.
Schwe sends me a smirk.
It took only a second to figure out where she had aimed.
My throat and my groin.
The audacity of this brat!
Before I could point that out, the swords had already begun moving again.
The one on the ground starts spinning up, forcing me to jump. A wave of her hand sent the other two swords on standby straight at me.
This time, I'm far more prepared, far less playing around, and so block both blades in a single slash.
Just in time to twist midair, as the first blade I blocked comes for my back, batting the thing away like a fly with the edge of my sword.
A single swipe before I land sends the spinning blade skipping across the ground and away, allowing me to land easily.
Schwe frowns, her hands out like a puppeteer holding puppets up by their strings, her swords all beginning to move as one as she focuses intently.
My eyes narrow before I send myself spiraling into the air, dodging a four-pronged assault coming from all around me, the swords bashing together where I once stood.
I come down heavily, my foot stomping down on the training blades and forcing them still against the ground.
Schwe's eyes tighten, a gleam of sweat against the side of her head, the swords wriggling beneath my foot, trying desperately to escape.
To absolutely no avail.
I merely raise an eyebrow at her, amused that she thinks she could force them out from under me.
Still, I've got to wonder, just how much would it take to break her magical hold over her weapons?
Let's give it a stress test, like so!
Without further delay, I kick off her weapons, driving myself straight toward her, my blade already raised.
I didn't go anywhere near as fast as I could go normally, or even with Zekka, because I assumed at this distance Schwe wouldn't be able to react.
My guess was correct, as Schwe's eyes widened comically at my sudden approach, finally moving from where she stood all this, quickly stepping back as she pulled her hands back.
I immediately went low, almost falling in a sense, straight into a plank with only one hand to support me.
All four swords soared passed me, Schwe groaning in frustration and panic.
With a push off the ground, I was back up and standing straight; my advance continued unimpeded. Schwe attempted to impede it, grabbing one sword and pointing it out, while the others hovered behind her.
Right before she got into my range, she stabbed out with the sword she was holding, causing one of the floating blades to launch toward me.
It slashed it out of the sky without stopping, my speed such that I made it into her physical range while she was still overextended, unable to pull back her outstretched sword and hand in time, I slashed out, straight for her wrist.
Schwe let go of the sword, just barely in time, resulting in the small sword taking the full brunt of my slash, and promptly sent spinning off against the wall.
Small chips of wood rupture from it before it hits the ground, unmoving, energy sparking off it.
Oho? So you just have to hit her weapon hard enough to break the spell on it, then?
Schwe sees the sword, then looks at me, and the realization that I figured it out strikes her almost immediately, as she grimaces.
This doesn't cause her to give up right away, however; instead, she leaps back, her hands outstretched, the two swords behind her flying at her command.
It's good that she didn't give up.
But this is pretty much over now.
The strength of her method of swordsmanship is its range and ability to strike from blind spots, odd angles, and from several different places at once, all while the user themselves is within a relatively safe spot, outside of the enemy's range.
Well, I'll put a pin in that last comment, that technically only applies against other swordsmen, but against combatants in general?
Not so much.
Pretty much everyone has some form of ranged spell or attack option, even if it's just a simple 'aura bullet' projectile.
That said, in an actual fight, being attacked and pressured from several angles at once could make it so that an actual opponent wouldn't be able to blast you if your pressure is strong enough, which, to be fair to Schwe, her pressure wasn't half bad.
The only real issue is, not only does everyone have some form of ranged spell or attack option, but most people can, well
My sword sings through the air, in an arcing circle around me twice over.
All three flying swords are struck down, sent spiraling across the dojo in every direction, wood and magic flaying across them.
Schwe winces in pain, letting out a heaving breath. She can't even try to step away before the edge of my blade finds her throat, and halts, pressing right against it.
Not only do most people have ranged options, they also have what I'm going to simply term as 'get off me!' cards. Shockwave attacks, big area of effect blasts focused on them, or even just a spinning slash.
Now, none of this makes her fencing style weak in my opinion; it's all about how she applies it. I think I know why she prefers slimmer blades now, too, rather than throw large greatswords at people.
The name of the game with her fencing is getting through the guard and around the attacks. A big sword, a big target, a small sword is far easier to maneuver.
It's fencing after all. Sticking them with the pointy end is kind of the entire point.
I smile at Schwe, "Not bad at all, Schwe-chan."
Despite being out of breath, the girl manages a glare, "Stopcalling me that."
I tilt my head, innocently, "Oh? Would you rather Voyalk-"
"Schwe-chan is fine!" Schwe panickedly interrupts without a moment's hesitation, her hands waving at me rapidly as she glances between me and the other girls.
Zekka tilts her head, trying to make sense of what I was starting to say, "Voya, stealing?" She translates the meaning, "What does, that mean?"
"N-N-Nothing!" Schwe cries out, now focusing on Zekka, causing the girl to reel back.
Avi wasn't hearing any of this. The shrimp was just standing there, a fire in her eyes and an awed look on her face. Lilebette had the most tame reaction, with only a mild look of interest at it all.
"A-Anyway!" Schwe starts desperately trying to change the subject, twitching a bit while sending a mild glare at me, "It's ramen time, right, sensei. Didn't you promise ramen earlier, sensei? Right!?"
Hmm. You know, Schwe, you keep calling me sensei like that, and I'll think you're planning something nefarious.
Despite her tone, her words make all the other girls perk up at the same time, like a hive mind remembering as one.
I couldn't help but chuckle at them all, so ravenous as they were.
"Ya ya," I concede easily, "I'll set some clones to work cleaning the place up while we head out."
So enamoured with noodles they were, that the girls who have no idea about my abilities don't even question what I mean by clones.
Seriously, the noodles aren't that good around here, are they?
~ A New Sun ~
They were alright, about as good as other ramen places I'd been to.
Zekka ordered extra everything, though, because picking up social cues and lingo is hard. The other girls, I, and everyone left in the shop had to help her finish it.
I damn near called Kuroka for backup; it was that much.
In more important news, it's been, what, about a month since all this started? Since I met Zekka, the whole thing with the club, everything, I mean.
A couple of weeks since the 'ramen incident' as I've taken to calling it.
And I'm surprised, because suspiciously enough, nothing has exploded yet.
In the end, I decided not to try and pry into the personal lives of a bunch of younger girls, so all that's happened are club activities.
The club became official, though I've noticed the vice president watching us and the building like a hawk from afar ever since, and the president was right that the general student populace and the other student council members are a bit miffed about the whole thing.
It's a good thing I don't care, and Avi has taken to rubbing it in Mina's face as much as possible. The shrimp ran around putting up posters and shit proudly proclaiming the club's existence, and since they didn't break the rules or anything, the council couldn't take them down.
I don't know what exactly Avi and Zekka did to get the vice president so pissed about them in particular, but it does make for a good show when Avi preens like a peacock purely to piss them off.
Didn't even need to teach her that! She just picked it up!
Ah, I'm so proud~!
But yeah, it's really weird; nothing catastrophic has happened yet.
And honestly, at this point, I'm starting to suspect nothing will.
The only thing that's been a little odd is Lilebette and Zekka, but those two have always been a somewhat awkward pair ever since the former joined.
There's history there.
Lately, I know Lilebette specifically has been making far more of an effort to do stuff with Zekka, much to the latter'shonestly, it's kind of hard to tell whether she wants to do anything with Lilebette or not half the time.
Zekka isn't the most social, but I can tell she's trying with Lilebette, really.
Which makes it odd, as when I came into the dojo today, I found an envelope sitting in the center of the room, neatly placed atop a sitting mat.
"Uhhh? Wut?" I uttered, completely taken aback. A glance through my sixth sense told me nobody was here, hiding, ready to jump out and call this entire thing the stupid prank it is.
Which means someone went through all that effort of putting an envelope down in the room like this.
I couldn't say when exactly it was placed. I don't come in until a little before classes are over, so it's already the evening. Who knows when this was placed?
Without much fanfare, I stride over to the envelope and pick it up, all the while trying to think of who would be so dramatic as to do this.
I came up pretty short on the list of suspects. My first thought was of Mina, though from what I saw of her, she always seemed to be the more confrontational type to me, not this.
There wasn't any need to waste much time on it when I could just open it and more than likely have all my questions answered.
So, I sit down on the mat and pop it open.
It's a letter, or at least looks like one; a lazy glance at the bottom of the paper gives me a name.
Lilebette D'Artagnan Lunaire.
Huh, okay?
What the hell is this about, then?
The very first line, I begin uttering aloud.
"Dear members of the Occult Sword Research Club, I was a member of the-"
I pause, my breath hitching.
"...Hero Faction." I finish, grunting in sheer and utter incredulousness, a sneer crossing my face immediately in disbelief.
That's not possible. I destroyed the Hero Faction with my blade. I have their former leader's Longinus, literally under my bed!
So how!? Are these fuckers like cockroaches? Are there more that didn't attack me or Kuoh that day, and have just been lying around this entire time!?
If they were, why was that never mentioned in novels!? Why did it seem like they were done and dealt with entirely after Cao Cao and the others were done in!
Ugh, just my luck. Murphy, you piece of shit, just when I started thinking otherwise
I gave the rest of the letter a quick read, and it did confirm what I figured the original problem was going to be.
Someone was after Zekka's gear; turns out, it was the Hero Faction who sent Lilebette to do it.
But she chickened out because she started caring about everyone, who could have seen that coming?
The letter mentions someone called Shi Wengong, a superior in this Hero Faction of some sort, but I don't recognize the name even a tiny bit.
I couldn't care less about who she is, I'm more worried about what she's doing.
According to Lilebette, that's amassing a force in Kuoh, secretly, to do terrorist shit again.
Gee, I could only wonder where such a force would be amassed? Where is one of the only places where the majority of the strongest people in the town couldn't go.
The abandoned church.
Not like they could use any of the abandoned warehouses and other areas out there, those got blown up, torn down, and rebuilt on top of already. Last I checked, such places aren't exactly so available around here.
I'm going to destroy that place after this. I should have done so the first time I was there.
I couldn't help but let out an aggravated groan as I set down the letter.
What a revelation, and through some letter of all things too? Seriously!?
On the bright side, the letter mentions that Lilebette is leaving to settle things with them, which implies she's leaving them now, or going to try to.
That, unfortunately, also implies they are still currently active. Not already destroyed, like I presumed. And once more, what a way to get that information, a letter of all things.
It almost made me scoff.
It's making me regret not prying into either of those girls' personal lives, when I really shouldn't. No point in going into what ifs right this second, I need to head out, now.
"Ah~!" As if the universe couldn't stop fucking with me, it sends Avi through those doors at that exact moment, "Good evening, sensei! How's your day been?"
I turn to look at her, and I guess she saw the look on my face, because the pep in her step fell off, and she essentially froze, the smile she nearly always has on faltering.
I don't need to answer her; I merely toss the letter at her before getting up.
"Eh!? What is this?" The shrimp scrambles to grab it, though as soon as she does, she starts reading it, her eyes bugging out almost immediately as soon as she starts.
But I'm already walking past her, so I don't get to see her face reacting to the entire thing.
Yet I don't even make it halfway to the door before something impacts me from behind.
Avi, wrapping her arms around my waist from behind, likely trying to stop me.
"W-Wait, sensei!" She calls out, "Don't go right now! We need to wait for the others!"
I don't stop walking, dragging Avi along behind me.
"There is no time to waste." That is my simple response.
Avi stutters and blubbers a bit, "T-That may be true, but this is important, for everyone! Lile-chan is one of ours! We need to do this together!"
"Do we?" I ask honestly, "I can wrap this up in ten minutes. Tops."
"It, it isn't about that!" Avi tries to deny.
"You're right." I agree, causing Avi's eyes to light up, only to squash it back down with what I say next, "It's about the people that trash will hurt if their attack goes through."
"Ium, that'ssensei, please" Avi doesn't have a good argument against that, so she resorts to begging.
It doesn't stop me.
I open the doors.
"Gather the others if you want." I speak out, "If you want to follow, I'm heading to the old abandoned church. I won't kill her if I don't have to, but if she's threatening the town, I will put her down." I turn my head and look back and down at her, "Understand?"
"I" Avi lets out a ragged breath, "I understand, sensei"
"Good. Be safe. Be swift. I don't plan to take my time."
Not this time.
I look forward and step out into the evening light, Avi having jumped off me at last.
In another step, that light takes me, and I'm sent across the town.
To a place I haven't been to in a long, long time.
There was a barrier around the church, a subtle one that hid itself and those inside it.
I smashed through it without as much subtlety as an isekai truck.
My light let me out in the old church grounds, still just as decrepit as I remember.
But nowhere near abandoned. I could feel them, dozens of powers, of people, of different races, teeming across the grounds.
I could feel the moment nearly all of them locked onto me.
Good.
I held out my arms, and without reservation, I made my presence known. My power, my aura, my being, everything.
As the barrier that kept them hidden falls to pieces around me, cracking the sky, a light the likes of which I bet none of them have ever seen before follows.
And it calls to finish what it started.
Generally speaking, when a clearly fairly pissed off god catches your hideout, what should be the usual reaction by all those on the premises?
Running away to pray and fight another day, perhaps?
Moving up whatever evil plans you have and executing them on the spot to try and salvage whatever you possibly can of the situation?
Or, and in my opinion, the most hilariously stupid one, thinking you can gang up and jump him.
Somehow.
I gave terrorists coming from the Hero Faction too much credit, because almost immediately after I landed, I went to make a dozen or so clones, figuring the first two options were the given.
I was mid-hand sign when I noticed something mind-boggling.
They were all heading toward me.
It was almost comical, feeling all their presences, their powers, feeling that still, as they can feel youand then immediately turning and running straight toward it.
"You've gotta be kidding me here" I gaped, just standing there, completely befuddled.
Well. If I wasn't sure they weren't Hero Faction, I certainly am sure now.
Which is weird, because I don't only feel humans milling about. I also feel devils.
Also, to note, not absolutely everyone is heading my way, just pretty much all the trash fodder.
There are three powers so far that I can feel staying out of it. They also just so happen to be the strongest I can sense lumbering around here.
Two are fighting each other, funnily enough. One of these feels like Lilebette, but..
My eyes narrow.
I sense dragon coming from her now.
It's mild right now, but it's growing, that dragonic aura; it feels colder and darker than normal.
Granted, my sample size isn't exactly large for what's considered normal, but the disparity is massive nonetheless.
Considering the last, and only, dragon I fought was in the midst of Juggernaut Drive, that should say something!
The power Lilebette is fighting isn't something I've felt before. It feels human at first, but the strengthI don't know, I can't describe it, because what I'm feeling doesn't make sense.
After all, how could someone feel infinite when they very clearly are limited and are progressively losing their fight against their opponent?
Wait a damn minute.
Infinite.
Fucking Ophis and her snakes.
Putting that out of mind for right now, the last of the three is near the other two, almost like it's guarding the place of the other two's battle.
My head cranes in those three's direction, and I can see the actual old not so not-so-abandoned church building off in the distance, the overgrown forest around it failing to shroud it from me.
They would be there, figures.
I wonder if they fixed the door after the place got cleared out?
Well. I suppose there's only one way to find out, hmm?
First things first, though.
I didn't bring my sword to the club today; I haven't exactly needed to, so I didn't.
Now, sure, I could go back real quick and grab it.
But why go through such a small amount of time and effort in the first place when I have weapons right here?
I clench my fists and take a deep breath, feeling my power spark and crackle around my fists.
Taking out whoever the leader is would just cause all the trash to scatter. They could do so easily via teleporting away, or they could go through the town to do so.
I won't be giving them the chance.
My head moves to the side automatically, a demonic power ball brushing passed it almost casually after the motion.
It impacts the ground like the magical equivalent of a water balloon, exploding against the ground and forming a fist-sized indent.
Finally. They're here.
My full body turns around as I crane my head skyward.
There, their forms outlined in the sky by the still crumbling barrier around the grounds, is a group of devils, their wings andtails, out behind them.
Wait, tails? Straight up pointed demon tails, a classic.
Well, that's new, I guess.
Doesn't change the fact that they're all fodder.
My eyes lock onto the one at the head of the group, the one whose hand was outstretched, the one who's currently being looked at by the others of his kind in that sort of manner that colleagues do when they know you just fucked up big time and are about to get fired.
Or worse.
Fire rippled out across my right fist as my power was imbued into it.
I don't step, so much as I kick off the ground, sending myself flying into the air like a cannonball, with the thunderous boom of one to boot.
There's no reason not to pass up an opportunity like this to try out a few new attacks or two I've been thinking up.
A heat haze ripples out from my knuckles on my approach, it's so intense that I'm not surprised they felt the attack before physically seeing it.
It didn't save them, however.
The lead man barely got the chance to widen his eyes before my fist connected with his torso, and that heat haze erupted into flames.
Dancing Flame Attack.
It's like the sword slash, but with my fist instead!
Except far more explosive.
As the guy promptly blows apart with the eruption of fire, the others around him are consumed in the dancing inferno nearly just as swiftly.
So quickly, none of them even get a chance to scream; they just fall, alight, and are charred into bits and parts.
I let out a disappointed huff as I begin falling back to the ground.
Expected, of course, but disappointing still.
And that was only the first group to arrive, too, the closest. There's still plenty more.
Hnn. Maybe I should have brought the girls, purely to deal with these guys. That'd have saved me some time.
Thankfully, by the time I land, I'm surrounded by a new group, but not of devils.
No, this time, they're all humans. All wearing familiar, and very stupid-looking, school uniforms, wielding a menagerie of weapons.
Hero Faction fodder, the same ilk that Cao Cao had with him.
Ridiculous.
My eyes shift form as my gaze sweeps across them, my senses find the strongest of this little attempted ambush group, some girl who looks like a background extra in any generic anime's shopping scene, and my evolved eyes lock with hers.
The poor girl couldn't even attempt to fight back, as my eyes spun up such a potent hypnosis to make the one I used against Freed all that time ago look like a simple parlor trick.
So potent it was that the girl almost immediately fell over as though she was drunk, her eyes glazed and foggy, a couple of her troop around her giving startled gasps, attempting to help her up, and ask her what was wrong, while still trying to keep their weapons pointed my way.
"Who's your leader?" I ask without further ado, "Tell me everything you know about them. Who they are, how strong they are, what kind of powers they have, everything."
The troop collectively bawked at my perceived insolence.
Yet they bawked even harder when someone answered.
"Our Great Emperor." The girl I captured in my sway answered without resistance, all emotion and tone dull and deadpan, "All I know of her is that she is our Great Emperor. That we follow her. Not Cao Cao, even before he died. Now only she is left. I have never met her. I know nothing of her true power or appearance."
So shocked they were, not a single person tried to stop her.
Thankfully for them, she didn't know much of anything beyond a name and gender.
I hummed as I digested that information.
So, looks like the Hero Faction had other parts to it all along, a group that, while part of it, never really followed Cao Cao.
It would be the height of hilarity if it turns out that the woman, whoever she is, was yoinking members right out from under Cao Cao's nose just like he was.
Karma do be a bitch like that. I would personally find whatever hell Cao Cao ended up in purely to tell him all about it and laugh in his face if I could.
Unfortunately, I couldn't get any more than that, it seems.
Ah, well, perhaps one of the stronger people over by the church building would be kind enough to share more?
That said, I doubt the rest of this group knows any more than her, so!
"Thank you kindly," I state, sincerely, before raising my fist to the sky.
Evening sunlight ripples across said fist like lightning as I breathe, and the ground ripples like ocean waves struck by a comet as I bring my fist down into it.
The people around me cry out in shock and fear as they're suddenly thrust dozens of feet into the air, the ground rupturing beneath them with a force beyond their understanding.
Every single one of them lands harshly, their cries replaced by groans and muttered whimpers, my gaze arcing around the cracked and tarnished field, finding every single person half buried and struck, trapped within pieces of uneven rock and earth.
All still alive, of course. The devils burn, and the Hero Faction members get captured, as per the last showdown.
Who knows, maybe the people whose job it is to process idiots like these can use them to find out more.
Though considering how that went last time with Cao Cao's group, they all likely know next to nothing.
Worth a shot on the off chance that just one learned something they weren't supposed to, regardless.
The next group to make it to me is another squadron of devils.
I don't get a good look at them, I simply turn in their direction and spit a fireball.
The explosion alongside their presences winking out of existence confirms their elimination, and I turn toward the next closest.
Thankfully, being the meat grinder doesn't take that long. While there is a considerable number of people around, it isn't an army, or anything close to it.
Though once their forces started dwindling a fair bit, a few of them finally got the bright idea to run with their tails between their legs.
In the devil's case, this was literally.
Unfortunately for them, holy spirit power tends not to play nice with demonic powers, and the devils were trapped.
Meanwhile, those of the Hero Faction who tried to escape were even more boned, since not one of their number was a magician, and so all of them had to run on foot.
To say none of them run that race would be an underestimate.
It felt longer than it lasted, but within minutes of my arrival, the church grounds were in absolute ruins.
All around me, people groaned and whimpered, with patches of flames swirling around charring demon parts.
The flames had begun to spread toward the actual church building by this point.
I gave a huff of disappointment.
I didn't expect a challenge, but these guys were probably even worse than fodder. Pure time wasters.
In the back of my mind, a part of me was thinking about how that's a good thing, that it'd give the girls time to show up.
But that's stupid as hell.
Sure, I know how stories like this go. In whatever canon was the basis for these events, the club likely would have stormed the place by itself. Zekka would probably deal with Lilebette or whoever the final boss is by herself, kind of like Issei did with Raynare, now that I'm thinking about it.
Wait a me damn minute, have the events of Volume 1 been paralleled the entire time and I never saw it!?
I let out a groan of frustration and brushed right on past that train of thought.
Where was I? Right.
Sure. I could let the girls handle all this.
But that'd be irresponsible as hell of me. Honestly, as much as I hate reading about the mentor, or sensei, or whomever fixing everything, after all, it's more fun watching the main character go in and struggle for it themselves, growing themselves
Despite that, I have no reason to sit back and let them handle this. Especially when I can't control the situation at hand, and don't even have an idea as to what changed.
Assuming this is even a canon spinoff or what, anyway. No idea who this Great Emperor girl is, no idea what Lilebette's deal is, nothing.
I'll take care of it. At least just this once.
It's been some minutes now, and I can't feel the girls anywhere near the church.
Oh well. I won't artificially draw this out any longer.
My halo of light appears at my back as I float into the sky, and with a flash, I barrel my way straight toward the church.
~ A New Sun ~
The church has, half collapsed by now, in the center of an open space surrounded by a steadily burning forest.
I'm not surprised the place looks somehow worse than I last saw it.
I'm also not at all surprised to find someone standing right outside, exactly as I had thought, guarding the entrance.
A lone devil, who also looks like a background extra, at least compared to most devils. Maybe a particularly fancy background extra if you don't have taste? He was wearing one of those old-style noble suits.
I land before the church, and thus before him. Strange, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't immediately attacked me? Right now, he's sort of giving me this sort of cold stare.
As my halo winks out behind me, the devil finally does something, giving me a huff, "How unfortunate." He begins, more annoyed than anything else, "The Arahitogami. You were supposed to be in Kyoto, but instead, you're here."
I raise an eyebrow at that, "No shit, Sherlock." I point behind me, up toward the sky, "Was the light not a big enough clue?"
The devil rolled his eyes, "Har har, Kami. I care little for your japes." He puts a hand on his chest, "I am of the Old Satan Faction, Moebius Fleurety. Begone from this place, at once."
Hmm, the name doesn't ring a single bell.
Though I now understand why he didn't attack immediately, he's an idiot. Dude's a part of the Old Satan Faction.
Well, that gives me pretty much everything I need to know about him.
"Man, you sure are forgiving." I continue, curious as to how far he'll keep this up, "Considering I slaughtered all the other devils here. I'm betting you're their big leader here, not a single ounce of compassion for their lost lives?"
Moebius, and man, isn't that a stupid name, turned his nose up at me, "Their lost lives are meaningless compared to what I'm here for. That power of the snake," the idiot droned on, "the Old Satan Faction requires it for our purposes. If we get that, even a hundred thousand more lost would be acceptable."
Ah, so the person in there I sensed earlier has and is using an Ophis snake that this guy wanted for the Old Satan Faction, pretty much.
Classic Old Satan devils.
"Ah, geez," I couldn't help but chuckle, "you Old Satan types, you really are stupid, aren't you?"
Moebius' eyebrow twitched, and without another word, he raised a hand, incredibly slowly.
I saw the attack coming a mile away before it even began.
The demonic power that roared from his fingertips, forming a simple yet incredibly large bullet that launched straight for me.
The power of this guy and the fodder are, admittedly, like night and day. I will give him that at least. The guy is stronger than your simple high-class devil, I'm betting on the reaches of ultimate.
Which explains the arrogance to a fault.
Yet-
"I mean, really?" I utter, as the attack raced toward me, "Has the arrogance of you lot become infectious that it spreads?"
The bullet reaches me.
My hand comes up, clad in my power.
I grab the bullet like one would catch a dodgeball.
In my hands, the demonic power frays apart as though it were mercury surrounded by boiling water.
The attack shatters in my hand, dissipating uselessly.
I can see the moment the gears in his small brain finally put two and two together, the exact moment he realizes how fucked he really is.
Demonic circles begin to appear all around, but their spinning and forming are suddenly halted.
"GUH!" He chokes, as my hand seizes his throat, dust bellowing behind me at the speed with which I moved to get here.
On instinct, he grabs at my arm, uselessly.
"Well then," I continue, smirking, "you know the only way to treat an infection, don't you?"
"Y-Yuu" The devil tries to gurgle out something, but he is ignored as I answer for him.
"You burn it out."
On cue, I squeeze his neck, snapping it before his entire body promptly immolates.
I dropped the flaming corpse listlessly to the ground and watched as the magic circles he summoned promptly sputter and flicker out of existence.
For good measure, I set my hand on fire before shaking the flames off as well.
"Yeah, that's about what I expected." I grunt, looking down at the burning corpse.
Without further ado, I turn toward the entrance way, and oh, hey! They did replace the doors to the entrance at least!
You can tell because of how comically new they look compared to the door frame itself!
I snort in amusement at that before making my way inside.
By kicking the new, fresh doors off their hinges, of course.
"Alright! The fuck!" I shout, my voice echoing along with the sound of the church doors slamming into the benches inside.
At the very front of the church, Lilebette stood and nearly jumped at my entrance.
At her feet was a woman, wearing one of those old traditional Chinese dresses, the thing in tatters as she lay in the ground, unmoving.
"Hmm? Ah. Kusanagi-san." Lilebette uttered, sounding completely exhausted as she turned to me.
Much like the woman at her feet, Lilebette also wasn't looking too good. During her fight, she lost her ribbon, and now her hair is splayed out behind her, wild and unkempt. Her uniform is in similar tatters, her cape is just gone, her sword has a chip in it, and
Her eyepatch is gone, revealing a single yellow eye that appears perfectly functional.
It's also, now that I'm this close, the source of where I'm feeling her dragon power coming from.
So, that eyepatch was a seal, huh? Not just part of some chuuni cosplay?
I walked in, raising an eyebrow, "Not sensei?" I ask.
She gives me a very tired, yet sad, smile, "Yes. I left Cult Sword, if you saw my letter properly."
Even as she spoke, the dragon power from her eye was still gushing forward, like she was actively preparing for or in the middle of a fight.
What is wrong with her?
I waved her off, "A letter isn't sufficient for that kind of thing. You wanna leave, you're going to have to tell everyone straight to their face, ya know."
She grimaced, "That won't be possible, Kusanagi-san. Especially now. I'm notmuch longer for this world, after all."
"Lemme guess," I point at her, "it has something to do with the overflowing dragonic aura coming off you right now, doesn't it?"
"Unfortunately so," she nods grimly, "I had to use the evil dragon's power inside me to defeat the enemy leader." She points to the Chinese-dressed woman with her sword, "Soon, I will stop being myself."
Evil Dragon? Ah, that would explain why her aura feels so different compared to other dragons.
This isn't part of a sacred gear, right? Couldn't be like a Juggernaut Drive. The way she describes it sounds different, and it feels different compared to that time.
"I'm glad you came, Kusanagi-san." Lilebette continues, unaware of my inner thoughts, "I know you'll be able to stop me without hassle, once I finally- HNN!?"
I cut her off by grabbing her face, the majority of my hand resting right over her golden yellow eye.
"W-What are you doing!?" The girl cries out as I pin her against the wall.
At the same time, a bluish-black aura begins to bubble and burn from her body.
Oh yeah, that feels more like a curse, alright!
"Fixing whatever this is." I grumble out a verbal response before delivering my mystical response.
A pure white light shines from the hand I have latched onto her face.
"Y-You, can't, just, HNNGH!?" Lilebette lets out a low groan, mixed with a monstrous growl, as the aura around her grows denser, flares up stronger.
I frown, as I simply up the intensity of my purifying light.
Purification. I've done something like this with Kuroka, completely taking out the Devil with her. That required a whole process, was soul and body deep.
This?
My light smashed into the dark evil aura like a hurricane, immediately beating it back by sheer overwhelming power, will, and a dash of divinity.
I could feel it almost instantly. This curse of hers wasn't nearly as deep as devil reincarnation, but it was pretty deep. It was thick, too, like it had been there a long time.
Ah, well. It won't anymore.
Lilebette shook under my grasp, her body trying to escape my grasp, likely by the curses will. She heaved and groaned, but I refused to let out.
I pushed my power until the aura around her vanished. I pushed it inside of her - not like that! - and hunted down every speck of that nasty evil aura I could find. My light was almost drawn to it, seeking to weed out the filth even without my input.
I'm not sure how long it took, beyond the fact that when it was done, it was dark out.
When I was done, I let Lilebette go, but quickly had to catch her before she crumbled to the ground, limb.
I let out a small sigh before gently leading her to the ground, in a far more comfortable position compared to the Chinese-dressed girl Lilebette put down earlier.
Her breathing was haggard, but I sensed not a single dash of that curse on her. Excellent.
And as if on cue?
The sound of footsteps rushing against grass and then wood began to echo to the church.
Three girls appeared at the entrance way, their eyes wide, likely from seeing the devastation on the way here.
Once they saw Lilebette, though?
"Lile-chan!"
"L-Lilebette-san!"
"Lunarie?"
Well, they all had different exclamations, but they all still rushed to her side regardless.
I stretched and sat down alongside them.
When she wakes up, this girl has more than a few questions to answer.
My eyes momentarily dart to the Chinese-dressed girl.
She was the leader, huh? No way she's the Great Emperor that one Hero Faction girl she was talking about, right?
"Should have been faster then." I shrugged.
"Hah!? Sensei! Yooouuu!"
A little shrimp continued ineffectually to beat my back with her fists as she whined.
I just chuckled, completely and utterly unfazed by it all.
Seriously, though, if I hadn't gone as fast as I did, Lilebette might be in a far worse position.
Right now, she's roleplaying Sleeping Beauty, but if that curse had overcome her completely, well
I can't imagine it would have been pretty.
In my robe, I can feel the incessant vibrating of my phone going off, over and over.
After everything, I had contacted more than a couple of people after all: Suzaku and Uzume to inform the Five Clans and Shinto of what I learned about the Hero Faction, Shirone, and thus Rias, to tell them why the old abandoned church and the surrounding grounds are now on fire, along with just giving a general update to Kuroka and Yasaka.
That's going to be a fun batch of calls to get back to.
But beyond all that, there's something else that needs to be dealt with first, here and now.
Lilebette was laid out on the floor of the dojo, unconscious, a mat under her head, us having brought her back here before the fire could spread completely to the church.
Schwe hovered around the blonde, a magic circle in her hand, "She seems fine?" The silver-haired girl stated, albeit a tad unsure, "This kind of magic isn't my forte, so I can't say for certain."
Avi continued beating my back, not at all worried for Lilebette as she started adding a kiai to every downward swing of her fist.
It added no actual offensive power, and so, as everyone else has been doing since we got back, I continued paying her no mind.
Zekka, though, who was sitting at Lilebette's side holding her hand, stilled at Schwe's words, in clear shock.
My gaze settled on her, and almost as if feeling it, Zekka moved only to meet it.
If it were possible for a girl as pale as her to pale further, I think this'd be the time she would have.
It didn't take long to figure out. All the time these two were spending together? Yeah, Lilebette probably told her everything.
Maybe not about her Hero Faction stuff, but about her curse and such? Most likely.
"Zekka." All I had to say was her name, and said girl flinched, "I respect you keeping Lilebette's privacy. But I think it's time we get an explanation."
Avi finally stopped beating my back to look around me, "Huh? Zekka-chan?"
Schwe seemed the most confused, "An explanation about what?" She asked, her face scrunching up.
Zekka looked like she wanted to be a turtle with how badly she was retreating into herself.
"That curse on Lilebette that I purified would be a good place to start." I answered Schwe.
Zekka sucked in a breath.
"...What?" Schwe stated, blandly.
"Eh!? A curse!?" Avi cried out, dashing around me to Lilebette's side, right next to Zekka. Though she looked like she wanted to fuss over the blonde, she abruptly stopped, "Oh, wait, it's gone" she muttered, before slowly turning toward Zekka, "and you knew, Zekka-chan?"
The pinky voice was a dangerous mix of trepidation, bewilderment, and pain.
I could pretty much see the moment all the fear and anxiety withered away into sheer guilt at Avi's words, finally jolting her to say something.
"It's not, it wasn'tmy place to say." Zekka sighed, "I still don't think, it is."
Before Avi could say anything about that, I cut in.
"Maybe not," I began, voice low, "but you're awake. She isn't. And we deserve to know rather than later, but I need to know, for official faction bullshit and such later."
Zekka flinched as though struck.
"That isfair." She mumbled tiredly.
"So then what happened, Zekka-chan, what was going on with Lile-chan?" Avi urged, putting a hand on Zekka's shoulder.
Schwe hovered in closer, content to hear and see where this goes.
And so, Zekka began to regale us with a tale, which, as it went on, I increasingly hoped was just fiction, and not history about the girl's life.
In France, a girl was born to the House of Lunaire, a descendant of a hero, the great knight D'Artagnan of the Three Musketeers.
Well, I suppose that answers the question of who her ancestor is. To be frank, I had heard of the Three Musketeers, who haven't, but I never actually read up on them in detail; I never knew their actual names and deeds.
Thus, her middle name never rang any bells for me.
Moving on, Lilebette lived her life in her hometown and House, training with the fellow knights of her house, of which there were many.
She was brought up to be a knight. One who protects people with her comrade, just like her hero ancestor.
It was perfect, until, as these stories tend to go, it all fell apart.
A mere few years ago, a person wielding the power of an Evil Dragon appeared in her hometown.
Lilebette wanted to fight them, together, with the understanding that maybe together, they could win.
But her comrades, her trainers, the knights she grew up with?
All they wanted to do was run, save themselves.
Even then, Lilebette tried to entrust her little sister to those who'd rather flee, hoping they'd get the girl to safety.
They did not want to take her.
In the end, none of it mattered.
The enemy swept through the town and its people like a tidal wave, annihilating all in cursed flames.
All except Lilebette, who, for whatever reason, that person spared, instead allowing her to keep her life, but not without cursing her with their power.
Why would they do that? Whether cruelty or respect for trying to make a stand, Zekka or Lilebette could say, but what was done was done.
In a single day, all Lilebette knew was lost.
And to top it all off?
She never could find the corpse of her little sister. No matter how much she dug through the ashes, the mud, the rubble, and debris, she couldn't find her.
All she found was her ribbon. The blue ribbon Lilebette had been tying up her hair with since she got here, that was likely lost back in the church during her battle with that woman.
Speaking of that woman, that leads into why Lilebette was here.
That woman was one of the Hero Faction's leaders, albeit she wasn't crucial amongst the lot. Her name was Shi Wengong.
The name doesn't ring a bell at all, of course, but it's not like that matters.
What does matter is that the woman led an attack on Zekka right before she transferred into Kuoh. Zekka beat her, stealing her powers permanently with her Sacred Gear in the process.
I'm going to put a pin in the whole permanently stealing powers bit.
Don't worry, I'll flip my shit about it later.
For now!
That encounter was also when she first met Lilebette as the blonde was moonlighting as some mysterious blue knight in full armor. They dueled then, Zekka won, and that, plus her subsequent mission assignment of stealing Zekka's gear, was why Lilebette seemed oddly attached to Zekka when she first showed up.
As for Shi Wengong? Well, Zekka stealing her power is what enabled the woman to sneak past the barriers and such other protections, as they likely flagged her as a mere mundane human.
She probably had the help of that devil I killed out front of the church. All she'd have to do is sneak it with a summoning contract of his, use that to summon him from inside, then that guy could summon whoever he wanted with his magic.
What a mess that could have turned into if they were smarter.
By the time Zekka finished explaining, everyone was staring, equally distraught.
Schwe was staring off into space, with a distant and horrified look in her eyes.
Avi's fists were clenched, and she looked on the verge of angrily crying out.
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here, staring at Zekka blankly.
Truth be told, hearing all that just made me incredibly tired.
It also made me want to hug Lilebette, but I don't think she'd appreciate it that much as she is right now.
Maybe later, when she wakes up?
The part of me thinking of the now, however, can't help but realize I've got some more questioning to do.
After all, someone running around with the power of an Evil Dragon, wiping out towns of people and houses of supernaturally trained humans, wouldn't such a guy have been killed by now at least?
You'd think such an unstable, murderous sociopath would be put down by someone, even if just to maintain the status quo and save someone a little extra work, mass hypnotizing the friends, families, and so on of everyone the guy has killed.
It's something to look into, at least. Even if it's a continent or two away.
"Ah, um, Sensei." Zekka spoke up, albeit barely, "I'm sorry I kept, this from you. I thought ifI didn't know" She trailed off into a long, low sigh, finding every single explanation she tried unsatisfying to her for some reason.
Without another word, she simply bowed, "Thank you, for curing Lilebette." She settled on saying sincerely.
Heh. I see that you. Calling the girl by her first name when she's unconscious.
I snorted out a chuckle, reached over and patted her on the head, "Don't mention it. And don't worry so much about not mentioning it to me. It's not like you knew I could purify her curse in the first place." I console her.
It is one of my more niche powers after all. It isn't one that's going to be shown publicly.
"Still" Zekka ground out, a faint blush on her cheek.
"Still nothing." I shook my head and shot her down before she could start, "I get it. Just remember, you got friends and folk here willing to hear you out and help, no matter what it may be, got it?"
Avi nodded vigorously at my words, "That's right, Zekka-chan!"
"...I suppose so." Schwe hummed in agreement.
"Lilebette here too, of course." I added, looking at all the girls, "Someone make sure to tell her that when she wakes up, alright?"
"R-Right!"
"Will do, sensei!"
"Eh, they can handle it."
Zekka and Avi promptly looked toward Schwe and glared.
Schwe met their gazes, and it only took a second for her to break into a cold sweat, "O-Okay, jeez!" She began, holding up her hands, "I'll tell her if I'm around, but I'm no doctor, so I probably won't be, you know?"
Heh. Girls' domesticated, and she doesn't even realize it yet, huh?
My hand comes back, and sets over the part of my robe where my phone is still going off.
I let out a light yet long sigh.
"Alright, girls," I begin again, "let's get Lilebette here moving. Why don't you all come over to my place for the night? I'd rather be able to keep an eye on all you lot, at least until this all blows over."
"Whoa! Sleepover!" Avi through up her arms in excitement.
Schwe groaned, while Zekka gave the pinky a nervous smile.
I can feel my phone heating up through the fabric of my robe, holy fuck. If I weren't immune to fire and heat, it actually might have started hurting by now!
"Right!" I stand up, clapping my hands together, "Get whatever you need, and let's go!"
"On it, sensei!"
Two of the girls responded; the last just groaned louder.
Heh. Poor Schwe.
~ A New Sun ~
After I teleported everyone over to my place, I had to excuse myself for more than a little while.
Why?
So. Many. Bloody. Phone calls!
"Fuck me sideways" I growled out to nobody in particular, as I now lay alone in my room.
If I had waited any longer, my poor phone would have probably burnt out!
Then I'd have to get another one!
I should look into supernatural phones. Those exist, right?
Well, in any event, my phone is now safe, cooling off on the bedside table.
The girls are settled into their room.
Yes, room singular.
A great idea thought up by Avi, who dragged Schwe into it, so they could all watch Lilebette and bond.
Poor Schwe. Shouldn't have gotten yourself into that predicament.
I put the girls across the estate, far away from my room, yet well within my sensory range.
They'll most likely be fine, but it doesn't hurt regardless.
Now then.
With a huff, I sit up on my bed.
"Now that's all taken care of" I mutter, trailing off back into my thoughts.
I can prepare for my trip to Takamagahara.
I'm going to leave a clone behind to watch the girls and continue training the girls; that's a given, but otherwise, I've got an extended stay in Shinto Heaven to plan for.
Of which there isn't much to plan, because I don't exactly know a whole lot about the place.
I know it's where all the Heavenly Kami, including my mother, live. Along with my half-siblings, I suppose. Though I never really considered us related, it feels weird even thinking it.
From the glance I got when there, the place seemed like a viper's pit of aristocratic bullshit, ego, and stupidity.
Not looking forward to that.
Ah, well, no use in complaining about it now.
While everyone is moving in the aftermath of this, I should rest while I can
Ah.
Someone's coming.
Fuck.
My door abruptly gets flung open, albeit not with a whole lot of force.
"Mmah, Nori! What's going on!?" Rose stumbles in, clearly half out of it. The girl looks like she just flung herself out of bed.
In every way that matters, in that she's almost dressed like Kuroka.
That's how you can tell she's out of it. The silver-haired girl is in a yukata, much like the robe Kuroka and I wear, except hers is stripped white and predominantly light blue.
Exactly like Kuroka, however, in that the thing is barely clinging to her body. The sleeves are falling off and down to her elbows, her chest is pretty much completely exposed, looking like her tits could spill out at any second, and the sash keeping her robe tied up is hiked too far up, leaving her stomach, underwear, and thighs completely exposed.
I took one look at her, and my brain damn near stalled altogether.
It's kind of amazing how Rose flawlessly pulls off what Kuroka actively tries to, while tired and not even intending to do so.
In other news, as my secretary, I probably should have expected she'd have gotten more than one call herself, too, huh?
"Good late night to you, too, Rose." I wave at her, casually.
"Beh? Good late night? Hnn!" She shakes her head, stomping heavily over to me in both drowsiness and distress, "I was asleep, and there were so many calls, and I- EEP!"
Without a word, I reached out, grabbing the silver-haired girl's wrists as soon as she got close enough to me, and pulled her onto the bed with me.
"N-Nori, Noriaki! What a-are you," she fumbles around, "MMM!? M-Mmm~..."
Before being properly silenced as my lips take hers.
I let go of her wrists, my hand finding her hips free from her robe to grip onto and hold her close as I took her lips.
Steadily, I could feel my valkyrie loosen against me, her nervous energy and tension dulling.
Only then, when it lowered enough, did I free her lips.
"There we go~..." I muttered lightly, nearly chuckling, "Are you calm now?"
"I suppose so~..." Rose uttered back, breathlessly, her face burning red, "I'm sorry, I, EEK!"
I squeezed her hips, causing her to cut herself off with a shriek.
"T-That was, how did you!?" Only to begin stuttering on a new tangent, which was immediately solved by her simply looking down.
Causing her to see her state of dress.
Or rather lack of.
"...O-Oh." That was all she said to that, the red in her face spreading from ear to ear.
This time, I chuckled.
"It looks good on you, by the way." I added, causing her to stare down at my chest, a low whimper emanating from her throat.
Heh.
Before she could pass out on me all of a sudden, I decided to move on to the topic at hand.
"As for all those calls you got? Don't worry about it, I just took care of it. Something happened earlier" I trail off, considering how much I need to say right now.
To be honest, I'd rather not have a repeat of the phone calls I took a short while ago, just with Rose.
At least, not right now.
"Something?" Rose asked, finally looking at me, incredulous, "What would that be?"
I give it a moment of thought before chuckling and deciding to wave it off.
"Eh." I smile, "It's not so important now. I'll tell you later."
"H-Huh!?" Rose gasped, "Y-You can't just- MMM!?"
I captured her lips again. Why? Because I wanted to.
"M~Mmm~...Nori~...you can't~...!" Rose practically moaned into my mouth, "Thish, ishn't~! Professional!"
She gasped out at last, as I released her once again.
Rose' tongue was practically stuck out of her mouth as she breathed, trying to catch her breath.
"You, y~you know what my job is, r~right?" Rose huffed, refusing to look me in the eyes as she pouted.
"To take care of me." I huskily and sternly replied.
"I, huh?" Rose blinked, confused, "I mean, I guess~? If you want to severely simplify it?"
"Rossweisse." I grumbled.
"...Y-Yes~?" She almost whimpered out.
I'll admit. I'm usually very good at controlling myself.
But right now? I don't want to.
My hands fully slide around her hips, and now my arms wrap around her waist.
I tug her closer, causing Rose to mewl in shock.
Slowly, I bring my head down, so my eyes are right in front of her eyes.
There's no more looking any other way now.
I give her one simple command.
"Take care of me." I huskily order, straight to her face.
Rose's eyes go wide, and she lets out a stuttering breath.
She isn't stupid, just a little naive. But with that, I knew she got the message.
"I, o-okay, my Lord, if that's anorder~?" Rose quickly, yet lightly, squeezes out.
My hands land on her rear, and I don't hesitate, taking a big handful of her cheeks, not at all feeling the discomfort such a position would usually deal out to me.
"EEP~! Ah, that's~..." Rose shivers against me.
"It's not just an order," I continued, causing Rose to perk up, "it's picking up where we left off, back in Asgard."
The reminder of that caused another shiver to rake through the girl, but I wasn't done.
"As both your boss and your man, I want you. Right now." I squeezed just a touch harder, causing Rose to let out a gasping moan, "Is that a problem?"
"N-No, no!" Rose was surprisingly quick to stutter out, "N-No, Lord, Nori, II've been wanting this, too, I just~..." she breathlessly trailed off, before gulping, and steadying herself.
"I want to take care of you~," she managed, without a single stutter, breath hot against my face, "would you give me that honor, my Lord, my Nori~?"
All of a sudden, my robe felt far right than it did a second ago.
I didn't answer verbally; I didn't feel like I needed to. I'm pretty sure my actions alone were pretty explicit themselves.
Instead, I captured her lips once again.
But unlike before, where I was playful, this time, I was far hungrier.
"M~Mmm~! Nouri~..." Rose moaned completely back into my mouth, and I could feel the girl practically melting against me.
She further yelped into my mouth as I turned onto my back, dragging her along for the ride, and causing her body to land on top of mine, her chest to smash against mine, her legs to tangle with mine.
Rather than just accept me, I could feel Rose now actively push back, so to speak.
Her arms began wrapping around my head, her tongue began pushing down to coil with mine.
It was sloppy, and raw, and kind of desperate, but I could feel the heat and want coming off of just her face alone.
My hands slid up and down her back, occasionally taking her head and cradling it much like she did mine, or going back down to grab handfuls of her plush globes again through her robes.
Minutes passed in what felt like moments, and as our heads finally disconnected from each other, all that was left was a trail of saliva, which itself quickly fell.
Rose was panting now, her tongue stuck out, but seeing as all I did was let out a husky breath, this led to her getting an idea.
"Hmm~..." she sat up, her arm coming down right next to my head, holding her up slightly above me, "Here you go~..."
With her free hand, she reached down and gave her robe her tongue.
And just as I had predicted, her breasts came spilling out with ease, right over my head.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what she wanted me to do.
Without further ado, my head raised, and my mouth clamped down straight onto her areola like it had a target sign on it.
"A~AH~!" Rose's head reared back slightly, as she bit her bottom lip, "O~Oh~, yes~, Nori~, right there~, that feels so~MMM~!" Her head flinched back again as my tongue struck out from within my mouth, lapping at her nipple.
Rose whimpered and whined, her breath coming in steady and quick gulps as the hand closest to my head wrapped around it once more, holding me up.
I release her nipple with a satisfying pop, the thing having swiftly grown plump and stiff from my work, I can feel Rose let out a full body shiver, straight down her spine as I do so.
"A part of me, really wants to take my time with you~," I utter up at her, smirking, "but the other part just, really, really wants to slam you against that wall and pound this perky ass until it's as red as your red face right now~..." I confess, my hands come down to squeeze her ass, right as I come out and say it.
"A~Ah, I~ don't mind, either way~..." Rose admits back, as she leans down slightly to look me in the eye, "I'm yours to use to take of yourself~, as any way you want~," As she went on, I could feel her swivel her hips against my own, her body pressing against the source of what's making my robe so tight, the tend that had long since formed down there, "your employee or girl~! So don't hold back, okay~? We Walkure are made of sterner stuff~...I know I can take it, if it's you~..."
That's not helping my choice paralysis here, Rose!
Oh, fuck it!
"EH~!?"
I do another turn, a full-on flip this time, ending up with Rose on her back, and me on top of her.
Without further ado, I sit up onto my knees.
"This is getting kind of uncomfortable to wear~," I growl out huskily to the girl beneath me.
Rose's eyes slowly glide down my still robed form, very quickly finding the problem.
She whimpers.
"I-I'd imagine so~..." She gulps, shivering.
It takes a single tug on the cloth to loosen the robe, another to pull the strap of cloth keeping the thing together off.
And one last tug to pull the robe open, my length springing out right over Rose's head.
"A~Ah~..." Rose looked up at it, breath hot and voice shaky.
Her hands slowly came up to her tits, pushing the large, soft mounds together.
"H~Here, right here, please~..." She grasped them, giving them small, slight shakes as she lightly begged, "I want to feel it here~..."
I grunted, lowered myself just a tad, and slid my twitching girth straight between her tits.
It slid right between her large bust with ease, no lube needed; that's just how smooth and soft hers were.
Her bosom took my cock right down to the base, before the tip of my girth pointed out right at the top, hovering over her mouth.
I let out a groan just from the shot alone.
The way my length fit snuggly in her bust, the way the head of my length stuck out, hovering right over her mouth, the way she looked at it and me, her face hot, her breath hot as it brushed against the tip.
I was just about to start thrusting when something wet joined the hot brushing against my tip, causing me to groan further.
Rose had leaned up, just a bit more, pushing her tongue against the head of my girth.
"Mah~..." She breathes out, as her lips follow, coming down and closing around it, "Mmmah~!"
"Oh, fuck~!" I shiver and groan out as I instinctively reach down and grab her head.
"Mmm~? Mhhh~! MMMH~!"
And finally begin thrusting.
Each one was slow, yet hard, burying my cock into her mouth without forcing it down her throat.
I didn't need to worry about teeth; Rose kept them out of the way easily, perhaps a bit too much so, considering I could only feel her lips and tongue.
She wasn't even sucking on it properly.
But I didn't care, it was warm, it was wet, it was Rose, and it felt like fucking heaven.
"Mmmhh~! Mmmmhhh~!" Rose moaned around my cock, letting me pull her head into every single one of my piston-like thrusts.
"Fucking hell~, can't~, ugh~!"
I don't know if maybe it's because I'm back up. Or perhaps it's because it's Rose herself.
But as I felt her mouth around my cock, I felt my length swiftly begin heating up in response.
I've got no shame to admit this, I came fast, and I came hard.
"MMM!?" Rose's eyes widened as I pulled her down into one last thrust, a low, long groan grumbling from my throat as my cum spilled out into her mouth.
I slowly pulled her head off my length, sighing as I did so.
"Mmahh~...Sho~...Sho, mush~, mmm~!" Rose lay there, slurring with her tongue stuck out, breath so hot now you could see it in the cool night's air.
Her mouth was dripping with my cum, a pure white liquid sprayed all over her tongue, and there was a lot she didn't seem to know what to do with.
"Mush~...Shalt~, Mmm~!" With a small chuckle, I went to help direct her, only for her to close her mouth and lean her back, swallowing thickly.
"Ah~...There~!" She gasped for breath, her mouth now wide open, yet somehow empty.
Well, alright then!
"W~Wait," Rose began again, breathless and confused, now looking at my still rigid length, "isn't it supposed, too~...?" She trailed off.
I resisted the urge to laugh.
"No~," I replied, deep and gravely, "maybe for others, but not for me~."
Rose blinked. "O~Oh~."
Oh indeed.
I reached down, my hand wrapping around the back of her head, "You do remember what I said earlier, right~?" I smiled.
It took her a moment.
"O~Oh~." She shivered out.
Without a second more to waste, I flip her around, once again, right back onto her stomach.
"Oof~!" She cried out, "N~Nori~, Lord~! Mmm~!"
She rubbed her thighs together, something I quickly got a full view of as I pulled up her robe at last, freeing her legs and backside entirely, giving me a clear view of those perky, plump cheeks clad in a pair of dark panties.
"Well~," I grumble, a finger slipping in between the lace of her undewear, causing her to whimper, "won't be needing these anymore~..."
I pull them down, and with that, I can see just how wet she already is.
My hands clamp down on her cheeks, molding into them like a shapely dough.
I pull her waist up, her legs coming up onto her knees as I do so.
"You ready~?" I rumble out.
"Y~Yes~, Nori~, my Lord~, pleaseplease make me your girl~..." She squeezes out with a mewl.
There's no need for hesitation; she already said she could take it.
So I plunge myself forward, my cock spearing straight through her entrance and into her folds with one big thrust.
"HNN~!? BIG~!" Rose moans and cries out, her fists clenching the bed beneath her, her teeth sinking into the sheets.
I groan as my girth is practically sucking in by her hot, tight folds, her pussy constricting and pulsing around my length almost desperately.
My grip on her hips tightens as I begin to pump into her. At first, I start much like I did when I took her mouth.
But this wetness, this heat, it's far more than what her mouth was.
So it's no surprise at all that I quickly find myself pumping far faster, far more recklessly, far harder.
"O~Oooh~! A~Aha~! Sho, good~! Gouiidd~!" Rose's words began to slur almost instantly between moans, as her mouth and tongue hung open and out, "I~! Can't~! Feel~! My, legshh~! Mmmahh~!"
With each pump of my hips, her moans began getting lewdier, her mouth began drooling as her eyes rolled back.
All the while, her folds pushed all around me from almost every direction. Every single lewd cry and sloppy word made her insides bubble and church with heat and a throbbing clench around my girth.
"Haha~, you gotta be, fucking~! Hnn~!" I groaned out, as all of that just served to push and drive me forward toward my climax, again.
This feels a little soon, but we've got the whole night left ahead of us.
And as if rising to meet me, the heat in her core builds all the same with mine.
"Nori~! Nori~! Nori~!" Rose lewdly cries out over and over again, timed with each of my thrusts, "Riheght there~! There~! Thaht, spat~! HNNN~!"
Except her's abruptly built way faster, speeding past mine!
"Holy~ fuck, Rose~! UGH~!"
Her folds clamped down around me as her entire body seized, a quiver spreading out across her entire body, curling her toes and causing her to arch her back directly against me.
At the same time, she practically milked my cock, the tightness finally pushing me over the edge and causing me to fill her insides just as I had her mouth.
"E~Eheh~..." Rose giggled lewdly as she lay there against the bed, her eyes glazed over, almost drunkenly, "Y~Yay~...so warm, hmm~!"
I fell forward, my hands coming down against the bed on either side of her head.
"A~Ah~? Nori~?" Rose tilted her head, looking up at me.
I simply smirked down at her.
"...E~Eh~? Wait, still~!?"
"Not until~, these cheeks are as red as that face, remember~?" I huff out.
Rose whimpered lewdly, which only turned into a full shaking moan as I thrust once more.
I may as well indulge until I have to go, right? Just this night, then, in the morning, I can tell Rose what's happened!
At some point, anyway, the morning does technically last a while, doesn't it?
Hehe~!
Today is the day.
"Hmm~..."
At my side, a particular cat girl stood and hummed, a finger on her lips, as her gaze darted between me and Rose.
A Rose, who was now in her secretary uniform, was walking around the living room, wobbling.
Every so often, the silver-haired girl would take a look toward me, blush profusely, and promptly try to pretend she didn't do so.
Kuroka, seeing this, slowly smirked and finally settled her gaze on me.
"You should have let me help, nyah~!" Kuroka exclaims, pointing a finger at my chest.
"EH!?" Rose shrieked in the background, a suitcase clattering to the floor as she dropped it in shock, causing Rose's shriek to be followed up by a despondent whine.
I shot Kuroka a look and flicked her on the forehead for her transgression.
"NYEH!" Her head snapped back as she cried out, her hands immediately moving to cover her head before she whined, "Darling~!"
I ignored her dramatics, however, as standard, and reached out, putting my hand on her head.
The reaction and switch-up were almost instantaneous. She went from whining to purring, like a nice engine revving up. Her pupils dilated comically wide as she pressed her head back against my hand.
I won't lie, it almost made me coo, seeing her act so innocent and cute.
"Be good to Rose while I'm gone, alright?" I instruct her, powering through all instinct to rub the cat some more.
Kuroka huffed, still rubbing against my hand, but she looked significantly more displeased now, "I still don't understand why you can't take her with." She grumbled.
That caused me to frown in turn.
"I do." I responded, with a click of my tongue, "But I really don't like it."
See, normally, as my secretary, Rose would be coming with and following me around while I stayed in Takamagahara, sort of like a reverse of what we did in Asgard.
There's a problem with that, however.
Despite working for me, despite having officially left Asgard and Odin for good, she's not allowed up there.
Nobody besides the Heavenly Gods of the Shinto Pantheon. According to Uzume, there haven't been exceptions, even if my mother wanted there to be.
That's because such a law wasn't put in place by her, but rather, her father, and the primordial Shinto divines that came before even him.
Yeah, those little shits. The ones my mother referenced didn't particularly like my relationship with Kuroka.
Honestly, I had half a mind to bring Rose anyway, then shove my sword up each of their asses and tell them to stuff it.
The only reason I'm not is because, as Uzume told me, it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't be able to bring her even still.
It's a law imposed upon the realm itself. I wouldn't physically be able to bring her through; she simply wouldn't be able to enter.
Stupid divine bullshit. Once I get strong enough, I'll cut a way in, past all of that.
Literally.
That's all Uzume explained this morning, in preparation for my stay in Takamagahara, anyhow.
Ever since then, she's pretty much vanished. I've been getting ready, or rather, Rose has been getting ready for me because she feels like she has to, as she can't follow me.
I told her she didn't need to, but she kept going anyway. The only thing that really seemed to even slightly stall her was thinking about last night.
Or, well, more like the entirety of last night.
Which is kind of hard to avoid with the way she's walking everywhere.
I'd say poor Rose, but she loved it, so I can't really say that now, can I?
Anyway, Rose is packing whatever she thinks I need. I don't really have an exact timeframe for how long I'll be staying, maybe about a month or so, but even assuming that, I don't really know what I'd need to bring.
I'd have asked Uzume, but like I said, she kind of left in a hurry this morning.
Ahead of me, I think she said she wanted to be. When I'm ready to go, I'll follow her to Takamagahara, but none of that really helps with right now, does it?
Thankfully, Rose has experience dealing with trips across mythological systems with Odin and has some idea of what I'd need.
Mostly clothes, going by what I've been seeing her stuff into suitcases. Something about how I need to dress up if I'm going to be staying at what amounts to a royal court, an ancient Japanese royal court, at that.
I'm going to be real, I appreciate the effort Rose is putting into all this, but I kind of don't want to go along with any of the whole court shenanigans bound to ensue.
No dressing up all fancy, prancing around like a peacock, threatening idiots for courting death, that kind of stuff.
Okay, that last one might be more of a Chinese Pantheon thing, but somehow I feel as though with how many nobodies there are up there, at least some have to think they're more important than they actually are, and try to start some shit with me.
It's practically the law of the universe. And Murphy.
"Anddone!" Rose calls out abruptly, the slamming of a suitcase followed by a sigh of relief trailing after her words.
Without further ado, Rose picks up the suitcases, three in specific, one a large rectangle of a thing and the other two far more standard in size, and walks over to me with them.
"This should be all you need, Lor-...um, Nori!" Rose's face burns as she holds them out, trying very hard not to look at me after her 'slip' up.
I could feel the smugness radiating from Kuroka at my side.
I successfully resisted punting the damn cat, instead reaching out to take the suitcases by the handles and out of Rose's hands.
Huh.
I can feel the heft in the larger suitcase.
The hell did Rose put in here while I wasn't paying attention?
Well, putting that aside for now, I open my mouth, ready to thank her, only to be cut off as Rose wraps her arms around my torso, suddenly hugging me.
"There's no need to thank me, I wanted to, that's final." Rose humbles against my chest, still not looking at me, yet I could see the side of her face, the slight upward tilt of her mouth, of her smile.
"Nya!?" Kuroka, not wanting to be left out, promptly jumped on me from the side, joining Rose in hugging me, "I'm doing this because I want to, nyahahah~!" She went on to announce while cackling.
"Ah, well, I'd hug you girls back, but uh" I attempt to hold up the suitcases, but unfortunately, I'm blocked by said girls.
So, instead, I kiss each of their foreheads.
"Nyah~!" Kuroka snuggles deeper into my side, chuckling, "Have a good trip, darling~!"
"Mmm~..." I could feel the heat on Rose's face burn hotter, "R-Right, have a good trip!" Rose barely manages to mumble out.
See, now, if they do this, it's just going to make me want to take both of them with me.
I know, the law, my promise to my mother, all that jazz, but still.
I'll have a clone around, but it just isn't quite the same, I suppose.
So, for now, I'll settle for becoming strong enough that I can take them with me, no matter the law.
"I hope I will." I finally answer them back with a wistful sigh.
It's probably bound to happen no matter what I do; there's no way I don't get into some sort of squabble, some sort of drama.
I can't say I'm looking forward to it.
I just hope that isn't all there is.
It took a few more moments that stretched on far longer than they actually were. I could tell the girls didn't really want to let go, but they had to eventually anyway.
With that, I walked outside, into the morning sun.
It wasn't too early, nor near the afternoon, the sun hung up in the sky, casting its light upon the world at a good angle.
There wasn't anything in particular that was different about the sun compared to your average morning.
Yet, as I stepped out of my home, and the sun's rays washed over me, I couldn't help but feel a sense ofI'm not sure, exactly. It felt like a kind of nervous energy. Almost foreboding, in a way, but not specifically hanging over me.
It was weird, so that's all the thought I gave it.
With a moment to spare, I inclined my head back toward the house and gave the girls watching from the window a smile and a nod.
As I did, the rays of the sun seemed to collect around me, before scooping me up in a pillar of brilliant golden light.
~ A New Sun ~
You know, considering this entire thing was supposed to be far more official, I expected a fairly elaborate greeting and or welcome of some kind.
One where all the pomp and bullshit is pulled out, full royal welcome, the works.
I had kind of figured I was being thrust into such a situation when that light collected me.
After all, I didn't do that.
I was preparing to, but I didn't get it off in time myself.
So, when I opened my eyes, I naturally put on a blank stare, expecting something grandiose and more than likely headache-inducing.
Instead, I was in a familiar windowless room once again, my gaze drifting down to find a certain purple-haired failure of a goddess lying in a particular beanbag chair, in her underwear.
And by underwear, I mean a borderline micro lilac bikini.
Uzume lay there, seemingly not having noticed the light show at all. Which is fair considering she's lying on her stomach and facing away from me.
She yawned loudly and dramatically, stretching out her limbs as she did so.
Not a single care in the world.
Nice ass, though.
"What the fuck." I began aloud, not so much a question, more a statement of fact.
That made her react.
She stilled mid-stretch, her limbs going rigid.
"E-Eh?" She started turning her head, but I didn't even give her that luxury.
My hand came down like the hammer of a god of judgment.
Right down on one of those shapely ass cheeks.
"I-EEEEEE!" Uzume shrieked in stinging pain, basically flailing herself off the beanbag chair.
I snorted.
A far more feminine voice, that definitely wasn't Uzume, also snorted, directly behind me.
I didn't need to turn around; she ended up walking right up to my side, so all it took was a glance to recognize her.
An oversized black t-shirt with blue sweatpants and white wolf slippers, obsidian black hair down to her waist, and matted from sleep, and golden eyes somehow glowing with the dull tiredness of someone who really doesn't want to deal with this shit right now.
"Nice shot." She grumbled out, groggy yet proud.
I flashed her a thumbs-up, but I don't think she saw it. Instead, she focused a glare down at the goddess rolling around on the floor.
"Uzu." She began plainly.
The purple-haired goddess promptly stilled entirely, now on her back.
"Ah, uh, Ama-"
Whack!
"AOWWW!"
She then proceeded to slap her right across one of her titties, sending the purple-haired goddess rolling across the ground once more.
I chuckled before saying, "Nice shot!"
She turned toward me, a small tired smile spreading across her face, "Mhmm," she agreed with a hum, "I'd hope it was. I've had tons of practice."
Ah. That tracks.
Blowing a wild strand of black hair out of her face, she walks right up to me.
She doesn't say anything more; she just sort of falls right onto me, her arms wrapping around me to keep herself from falling.
Well, alright then. What a welcome, eh?
I drop my luggage right then and there, before scooping up Ama into my arms. Not in so much a hug, but more so to hold her up.
At the same time, I lash my foot out and kick Uzume straight in the ass.
"OW! Okay! OKAY! Stop! I got it! Jeez!" She whines, practically crawling back onto and sitting on the beanbag chair, wincing as she does.
That might have something to do with the suspiciously hand-shaped red print forming on her ass. Or it could be totally unrelated, who knows?
I cleared my throat before looking back down at her.
"Alright, so. Once again. Uzume, what the fuck?" I repeat succinctly.
Uzume pouts, her arms wrapping under and pushing up her bust, "I was just taking a load off, before, you know, I had to introduce you, and stuff" Uzume slowly trailed off, trying her best not to look at me all the while.
My eyebrow raised, "And stuff?" I parrotted back.
Uzume nodded a bunch of times, "The court wanted to do this whole fancy, and boring, welcome for you, where pretty much every Kami would be in attendance. One big pompous ceremony and all that." She huffed, clearly in distaste, "I left to get here early and get on top of things."
"You mean get on top of that beanbag chair?" I corrected her, only to cause the goddess to grumble to herself and shimmy into the thing more.
"...It's comfortable." She mumbled in her defense.
"Oh, I know." I agree, "Still, a ceremony, huh."
Uzume nods at that, still sitting there pouting.
As I look down at Uzume, a part of me thinks of something better to do than attend something like that.
That may have something to do with putting Uzume's mouth to work doing something far better than just announcing my name.
Unfortunately, those thoughts are squashed by the fact that I am still holding my likely not entirely unconscious mother in my arms.
So, maybe later.
Now that I think about it, I guess Uzume is going to be my Rose for this stay, huh?
Yeah, better put her to work with something she can't screw up!
For now, though
"Pretty much every Kami, huh." I think aloud, before asking, "Is that literal, or just the important ones?"
"Literal." Uzume grumbled, causing me to shiver, remembering all of them, "Ama's advisor thought this whole thing out, where-"
"Nope." I swiftly interject, my palm held out to her.
Uzume blinked at that, "Uh, whanope?" She repeated back to me, confused.
"Yeah, no." I nodded sagely, as if agreeing, "Not dealing with that. Would rather do anything else than that."
Uzume simply stared at me, and for a moment, I almost expected her to start telling me why I shouldn't try and skip this.
Then, she smiled and leaned back in the beanbag chair, her arms curving behind her head.
"Sweet, less work for me~!" She sighed dramatically in relief.
Yeah, for a second there, I guess I somehow forgot who I was talking to.
"Mmm~..." Ama, finally making herself known once more, groans against my robe, "Omoikane's ideas aren't always the most fun, but still," she lifts off me just a bit, "it'd be rude just to ignore it all, you know?"
I look back down at her and grunt.
"Okay, and? I don't care if it's rude." I state, "I certainly didn't ask to be shown off like a peacock to the rest of the Heavenly Deities. Especially," I shiver, "them."
"Fair enough, but you know, Nori?" Ama holds up a finger, "In some respects, this is supposed to be punishment for you, remember?" She points out.
I give her a blank stare.
"I have a better idea." I ignore pretty much everything Ama just said to me, causing her to give an indignant huff, but before she could say anything else, I power on, "Did you ever go visit your mother?"
Ama stills like a deer caught in the headlights.
Uzume chokes on a snort.
I didn't need words when reactions spoke for themselves anyway.
"Hmm," I hum, "I see. Well, in that case"
Ama gulps, looking up at me in clear panic, "W-Wait, Nori, seriously, this really isn't something you can miss! Everyone is going to be there!"
"The important gods will only show up after the fact," Uzume helpfully adds, "this is more a ceremony for the general pantheon. The rest of Ama's kids, they won't even be here for that at first." Uzume shrugs, "They're off dealing with the aftermath of what you dealt with in Kuoh."
Ama turned, looking at Uzume in absolute betrayal, her mouth agape, "Y-You little!"
Uzume flashed her a smile and a wink.
Ama growled, before turning back to me, "Still, it's-"
"Boring!" I cut her off with a smile of my own, "And potentially traumatizing. I can guarantee you, the way I saw them act before, by the time that ceremony is over, you'd have to cut that eight million god figure to less than half."
"A-Ah, well, be that as it may-" I put a finger to Ama's mouth, stopping her once again.
To ask a very simple question.
"Now, would you rather what you're wearing right now, or would you like to change first?" I ask her, very sincerely.
What was her response?
Her eyes went wide, and she began trying to almost desperately escape my hold.
"Ah, I see, you want to go right now!" I take her attempt at escape in the very opposite direction.
"N-N-No! No, I do not! Nori! N-Nori!" I hoist her up, throwing the bed mangled chief goddess of the Shinto Pantheon over my shoulder like a sack of flour.
Even as said sack of floor tries desperately to escape me, I told her tightly, her struggles prove pointless.
I take one last look down at Uzume and wink at her, "We'll be back in a bit." I then take a glance toward my luggage, and back at her, "Be a doll and put my stuff away, yeah?"
Uzume flashed me a look of betrayal, similar to the one Ama had sent the purple-haired goddess prior, before grumbling out something like an acceptance of the order.
"Right then!" I call out, "Awaaayyy~ we go!"
"Waaaiiiitttt!" Ama calls out, right behind me, as golden light promptly takes us away.
Today, however, just seems to be full of surprises.
When we appeared in the dark, dull halls of the palace in Yomi, it wasn't a woman who sat on the throne before us.
No, it was instead a man.
A very familiar man, with blazes where his eye sockets should be.
I knew it had been a little while since I'd been down here myself.
But to think, a few months flew by so quickly?
Over my shoulder, Ama slowly slumped, limp, and let out the longest sigh I think I ever heard.
I, on the other hand, had a far different reaction.
"Wassup, Susan?"
"Brat." Was the smooth, yet cold reply.
If you could even call that a reply. That was closer to an acknowledgment than anything else.
The blazes making up his eyes seemed to shift, sliding off me with surprising ease as they landed on my mother.
"Sister." He grumbled out much the same way.
She mumbled something against my back, something not even I could hear, but just before she sucked in a breath and was about to say something tangible, Susan spoke up again.
"Here to finally see mother after all these years?" He asked.
I expected venom, I expected a stinging tone, when the question began. Where I knew it would lead.
Yet, he just sounded so tired.
I couldn't see my mother's face right now, but I'd imagine she'd look just as shocked as I feel.
"...I suppose so." She finally said aloud, oh so convincingly.
Susan snorted, "Of you're own volition, too, sounds like." The King of Yomi leaned back into his throne and sighed, his hand reaching under his straw hat to rub his eyes.
Once again, that bitter, angry sting is just nowhere to be found.
He doesn't even sound grumpy, just completely and utterly exhausted.
"Are you" My mother's voice came out, and I knew then she recognized exactly as I did, "Nori, put me down, please."
I slid her off my shoulder without a second thought.
As soon as her slippers touched the ground, I saw that the murk and gloom seemed to instinctively bend and recede around her, forming a perfect circle of actual color around each foot.
The color of dull stone it may be, true, but it was color nonetheless.
I blinked, finally noticing that the same phenomenon was present around my sandals, too.
Neat.
Ama huffed as she turned, and just before I lost sight of her face, I could see the concerned frown creasing her jaw.
"Are you," she repeated, her voice going far softer, "are you okay, brother?"
Susan let out a gruff snort at that and replied plainly, "What do you think, sister?"
She took a step forward, the gloom receding wherever her steps took her, "I think you don't sound so. I'll admit, I was surprised. Your return may have been recent, but I expected you'd make at least some fuss, yet" She trailed off, leaving the implication obvious.
Susanoo, though, merely raised his hand, waving her off, "So what if I didn't, eh?" He grunted, "Last time I made some fuss, I got a scythe in the chest for my efforts." At that, he finally raised his head.
The fires in them were clear, and we could see the blue eyes that were once hidden underneath.
They looked tired. Aged. In a way I couldn't quite place.
"By the way," his eyes moved to me, "don't worry about the dog, brat." He tacted on, almost casually, "I learned my lesson, I won't be poking around that whole thing again."
I was never worried for Tobio, but that's nice to hear. I'll make sure to tell him sometime.
"That'sgood to hear, uncle." I reply, slowly.
There's something off here, clearly, but I don't know how to go about addressing it.
That done, he looks back at Ama, "And before you ask again," he speaks up again, "no, I don't need anything or some shit. I'm just tired. Didn't see shit on the other side, don't even remember it, I just" He slouches in his chair and huffs out, long and deep.
"Don't bother me." He intoned with finality, something other than exhaustion for once, "Go, spend time with mother. Just let me relax, and see to all I missed while I've been gone."
Ama began reaching her hand out, like she wanted to do something, but it stilled fast, dropping back down at her side.
"I" Ama uttered, "Alright, brother. We'll get out of your hair."
She looked back at me, and I saw the concern twisting the look of confusion on her face.
At the same time, despite gazing toward me, the look in her eyes made it seem as though she was reliving something else, from a long time ago.
For my part, I wanted to interject. Jape, say something, shoot the shit, anything.
Everything just felt so utterly and completely off, though, that it wouldn't feel right at the moment.
Even if he did deserve it.
Without another word, I took Ama by the hand and led her away, my memory quickly filtering the path to Izamami's chamber to the forefront of my mind.
He said nothing more, even as we left.
Soweird.
Even from the novels, while they said gods could come back, it was never actually shown before what happens, during, or after.
So maybe this is just what happens: mental fatigue post revival could make sense, I suppose.
I'm not entirely satisfied with that assumption, though.
Especially since
My memories rewind, like going back several dozen pages in a book.
His eyebrow twitched, 'I know because I saw the same thing once before. The same look on her face was on his when he came back from death.'
And the memory replayed, word for word, Susanoo's smug and condescending reverberating between my ears like I had heard it yesterday.
A feral grin spread across his face, 'Kagustuchi. After dear old Dad killed him, I was there when he came back. Had the same look she did, he started ranting aboutsomething, seeing things after death.' He shrugged, 'Didn't pay much attention to that though, I was too busy putting him in the ground again.'
Back during my confrontation with Susanoo, he said those words when talking about Kagustuchi, and before that, very briefly, Uzume.
When they had died and come back.
It sounded like both of them were traumatized by something they saw on the other side.
But Susanoo just pointed out that he didn't see anything, that he doesn't even remember anything, specifically.
He could be lying, of course. That's always a possibility. But then again, why would he need, or want to? He didn't exactly sound in the mood for it, and there couldn't be a scheme that would require it, right?
Or, could their mental state after coming back have been due to their deaths themselves?
I don't know how Uzume died during the war, but Kagustuchi definitely had one hell of a traumatizing death. The guy was just born, killing his mother, before he was then cut to ribbons by his own father.
Hmm, I feel a bit more confident in that line of thought, but I'd need to know how Uzume died to make that feeling concrete.
I glance toward my mother, walking beside me at an even pace, her head slightly tilted down and staring at the ground.
She looked lost, and she wasn't even the one leading the way.
Maybe later, bringing that up right now feels like it'd be in extremely poor taste.
I squeeze her hand a little, drawing her attention a fraction before speaking up, "You good?"
Silence, for a beat.
"He's handling it better than Uzume did, at least." She finally says, wistfully.
I let a small smile grace my lips, "That's something, at least." I pause before adding, "It's good to see you care about at least one of your siblings, though."
Ama blinks at that, the haze of the distant past fading as she frowns, and looks up at me, pouting a bit, "Well, why wouldn't I? He's my crybaby little brother, after all!"
Oh man, which example should I give?
Well, more like which example should I give that won't cause her to immediately try and hide in a cave again and plunge all of Japan into an eternal night?
"The horse." I stated simply.
I'm of course referring to the horse Susanoo apparently flayed, before throwing at her loom and killing one of her handmaidens.
"Ah?" She tilted her head, before perking up as she remembered, "Oh, Fuchi-chan! Yeah, that whole thingwasn't pleasant." Ama summarized with a clipped tone, "I revived her afterward, but still, poor Fuchiyou'll see her sometime when we go back, she's such a good girl!"
Huh? She revived the horse?
Oh, right! Odin revived Fafnir in the novels. If he could do that with a powerful dragon, Ama doing that with some horse is totally possible.
"Just uh," Ama continues, somewhat nervous, "try not to make any loud noises when she's around? Like shouting and stuff, she's a bityeah." She tries to explain, before just settling on that, for obvious reasons.
I, meanwhile, frowned.
You know, I've never even meant this horse, but I feel the need to punch Susanoo in the face again for some reason.
I'm drawn from diving too deep into such fantasies by the abrupt chuckling coming from Ama.
"I see that look on your face," she points up at me with a free hand, a knowing smile on her face, "I know it well. Trust me, I understand. But that was, gosh, so long ago now" she shakes her head, "no point in getting mad about it now. No point in staying mad about it, even more so."
When she said that, a new question raced to the tip of my tongue.
Then what about Tsukuyomi?
I decided against throwing it out because I know even bringing him up would be enough to piss her off.
And I'd rather her not be in such a state right before I make her see her mother.
I'm sure Izanami could probably draw her out of it, but best not to put them in the first place, no?
Instead, I settle on, "Huh," I hum, "how shockingly un-deity-like of you!" I exclaim, sarcasm dripping clear.
Ama gives me an over-dramatic scoff at that, "Why, of course! What do you take me for, a Greek?"
I snorted loudly at that.
True that, mom, true that.
Shortly thereafter, I come to a halt, bringing Ama to a halt right beside me.
"This is the room she uses as her bedroom here?" Ama trails off, her smile suddenly forlorn as she gazes at the door and the surrounding hall.
Ah, right. The palace here in Yomi mirrors the palace in Takamagahara, where Ama lives.
I wonder what room this is back up there for Ama to start looking like that?
Unfortunately, I don't really have time to ask that question, or even really think to ask that question.
Because the door promptly flings open right in front of us, not too many moments after we had stopped in front of it.
"Oh! My little Ama-tan~!"
I didn't even see the goddess as she came in; I just heard her cries of joy.
Then, all of a sudden, I wasn't holding Ama's hand anymore, and she was just there.
Standing in the doorway, suffocating my mother by putting her in the most inescapable bear hug I think I've seen.
Well, the bear hug isn't really the problem; it's more so the fact that she smashed my mother's face right into her chest, smack dab between the mounds.
Ah. So it's a family tradition, then?
Ama thrashed around in her group, trying to escape, likely trying to breathe, but Izanami didn't even seem to notice.
"Oh, my little sun," she caresses her hand down Ama's hair, her smile just as bright as the sun she claims Ama is, "I've missed you so much~! And, oh!" She looked toward me, and her smile, somehow, got blinding, "My little grandson too~!" She cried out, tears pricking the corner of her eyes.
For a second, I was afraid I was going to be suffocated to death as well as she reach out for me.
Instead, all she did was put a hand on my face and caress my cheek.
"Ah~, what a welcome surprise~! I'm so happy, I could die again" she trailed off, sniffling.
And it is with this that I know I made the right choice.
Even if the big pants primordial kami bitches come down from their greater heaven or whatever to fuck me up as soon as I get back to Takamagahara, I'll never regret skipping out on that stupid ceremony for this.
It's worth it. I'll never, ever, regret this moment.
With one of Izanami's arms not holding her down, Ama finally managed to wiggle her face to a position she could breathe, her head tilted up, and her face now comically poking out between her bust.
"P-Please, don't joke like that, mother" Ama manages, short of breath.
Izanami met Ama's gaze with her ghostly green eyes, positively glowing despite her deathly pale complexion, "Who said I was joking, hmm~?"
"M-Mother!" She exclaimed in a chastising tone.
Izanami relents easily with a chuckle, "Oh, fine, I won't! Now, come in, come in! Oh, it's such a shame I don't have anything prepared for you two" She trails off, starting to mumble quickly to herself about the lack of proper drinks, snacks, anything to do at all, and more.
At the same time, despite the order, she doesn't Ama go.
Oh, she lets me go just fine, but even as my mother whines, Izanami doesn't loosen her grip one bit.
I couldn't help chuckling as I followed her in.
~ A New Sun ~
True to her concerns, there wasn't much to do.
Much else besides talk, that is.
I ended up lying there, content to just listen and watch as Izanami coaxed everything she could out of Ama.
I'll be honest, at times, my eyes started glazing over.
The two had a lot to catch up on, and I didn't think I would need to commit everything to memory.
And unlike Ama, I had actually been keeping up with Izanami.
Cell service Yomi might lack, but a clone or two running down here after something big happens to tell her all about it isn't difficult.
It's dodging those damn horny oni that's a problem.
But the clones manage well enough.
As such, besides maybe the most recent events with Cult Sword, I didn't need to interject or add anything myself.
So I didn't.
Not until I was finally addressed.
"I'm sorry I ignored you, dear."
My eyes shot open as Izanami's smooth voice wafted my way, guilt clear.
"Eh." I huffed, turning on my side to look at her, "I didn't feel ignored. Besides, you two had a lot to get through, I understand."
I stopped midway during my turn over, blinking.
Izanami chuckled lightly, "It would seem she's still tired, hmm? I'm not exactly surprised, considering everything" Her pale hand gently caressed Ama's cheek as she spoke.
The Ama, who was fast asleep, was sitting in Izanami's lap, her head freely leaning against her mother's bosom.
I moved onto my side with an easy smile on my face now and remarked, "I should have brought her down here far sooner, then."
Izanami gave a noncommittal hum at that, offering nothing else.
She didn't need to after all.
Unfortunately, my smile slowly began to dip.
Not because of anything that had been said or done, but because of the thought of what I really need to bring up next.
There would be no better time than now, right? After this, we'll be heading back to Takamagahara, and who knows when I'll next get the chance to ask, or even see, Izanami again.
"Ah?" Izanami breathed out with a tilt of her head, "Nori, I see that look on your face. What's the matter, dear?"
Fuck. I'm going to hate ruining the mood like this.
I take a steadying breath and proceed to do the verbal equivalent of ripping off a bandaid.
"Susanoo." I state simply.
Izanami's stroking of Ama's cheeks slows.
"Ah" Izanami sighed, "Of course. You noticed it too, hmm? He'schanged," Izanami strained, "ever since he came back."
I raise my eyebrow, "You think it's more than just him being tired?"
Izanami nods, solemnly, "I know so. I was there when he came back. It was some time around a month ago, I believe." She looked down, ghostly eyes flickering, "He passed out shortly after he arrived, clinging to me. He was mumbling nonsense I couldn't fathom, and when he woke up? He claimed not to remember anything. I'venever seen anything like it."
That bodes well.
"So, I'm going to assume the manner of his death didn't particularly matter, then?" I muse.
"No, such things typically don't." Izanami shook her head, "Unless something that affects the soul is utilized in some way, but that wasn't the case here. Even then, a deity can heal from damage to the soul during the process of revival. Destruction even, if enough faith is acquired."
On some level, I think I knew that already. That's why in the novel sealing a god is the preferred method. After all, anyone with Senjutsu can touch the soul. Several Sacred Gears can do it; someone like Le Fay could probably whip up a spell to do it, too.
The power to target a soul isn't exactly rare around here. If all it took to prevent a deity from coming back was that, you'd think it would have been tried and tested already.
I sat up on the bed.
"If you've never seen anything like it," I begin, eyes narrowing in thought, "what do you usually see?"
"Nothing." Izanami answered.
My face scrunches up, "...Nothing at all?" I elaborate.
Izanami nods, "Nothing at all." She confirms, "I didn't. During the war between the Earthly and Heavenly Kami, none I saw had reactions to returning quite like that, either."
I opened my mouth before slowly closing it.
So, wait, hold on.
Kagutsuchi had visions, and that was definitely before that war Izanami was talking about.
But Izanami died around the same time as him, yet saw nothing.
Then, following that, during this war, those who fell didn't see anything.
Yet, during the Great War, which followed, Uzume died and presumably saw something.
Now, Susanoo also saw something.
What in the fuck.
Why the pick and choose?
Honestly, the only thing I can really think of is it relating to the power of the deity in question.
I imagine Izanami is just that strong; she may not have been affected, while Uzume and Kagutsuchi, meanwhile, were far weaker, which resulted in them taking some kind of backlash.
Meanwhile, Susanoo, who's on the level of Chief Gods, seemed to get off pretty light in comparison.
But then what about the Kami who perished during the Earthly v Heavenly Kami War? Were they all Primordial Kami like Izanami?
Even if that explains it, why the hell would being a weaker god result in some sort of mental backlash from revival?
It's just so weird.
I perk up as a hand comes down atop my head.
"I see that look upon your face." Izanami broke into my thoughts with a melodious voice, her hand gently caressing the back of my head, "Trust me when I say, trying to parse the domain of death won't get you anywhere." Her smile turned significantly sadder, "My husband once tried. Susanoo, to this day, still tries. Not I, nor Hades, nor any divine who presides with death can truly come to terms with it still."
Presideswith death? Not over it?
Before I could think about that further, I was pulled closer, Izanami letting out a content hum as she brought me against her side.
"So, don't twist your mind trying to figure it out." Izanami pats my back, her voice barely above a whisper in my ear, "I will take care of Suanoo and whatever this is; there is no need to worry for him. In the meantime, before I must let you gocan we just stay here, like this? For a little while?"
The perfect pitch, the smooth tone, I can hear it start to crack apart in Izanami's voice by the end.
I nod and nuzzle up against her, the goddess stifling a happy little whimper as she wraps her arms around us both.
For now, I don't see why not.
For just a little while, we can stay like this.
But I don't think I'll be able to let this matter rest so easily.
Something just feels so utterly and completely off about this, and it's annoying me that I don't have the answers!
Especially since, as it's related to the death of deities, what could this mean for the death of Him?
And His potential resurrection.
Thoughts for another time, perhaps.
Be advised: This is non-canon to the overall story of "A New Sun" and an alternative continuation of Chapter 109 in specific. Also, the main girls for this one are Ama and Izanami, so if you aren't into incest, feel free to skip this one.
"I-I don't know what I'm doing, okay!?"
I'm groggily jostled awake by a familiar light yet panicked feminine voice.
"Shhh, shhh~...It's alright, dear, just watch mama, alright~?"
Which was soon followed by a far more mature one.
A far moresultry one?
Uh, hold on, last I fell asleep, wasn't it right up against-
My full body shivers, and a gasp is torn from the back of my throat as something wraps around Nori Junior.
It was cold, far colder than anything I've been used to, yet at the same time, far smoother.
My damn cock, of course, could only have one response to it.
Immediately go full mast.
As blood rushed downwards, I lifted my head, just a tad. Just enough where I could look down on my prone body.
I also wasn't prone, on my back before, was I?
My eyes cracked open barely a fraction, and-
My mind blanked out in return.
There, on either side of my lower body, were two women. Two women whom I very well recognized.
Izanami, on the left. Ama, on the right.
The former of whom had her mouth wrapped around my exposed prick!
Granted, it's not like I was the only one partially stripped. Both women, it seemed, were much the same. Both of their kimonos were loosened considerably, causing their chests to barely be contained anymore, much like how Kuroka normally wears hers.
"Mmm~?" Izanami lifted her head off my length with a smooth and easy pop, "Look who's awake, hmm~?" She smiled at me, her ghostly green eyes ripe with mirth.
Ama perked up, her gaze snapping my way immediately. Her golden eyes were rife with far more panic than her mother's.
"U-Uh?" She seemed to struggle to speak.
I gave them both the blankest of stares.
If I'm being honest with myself, I never particularly saw these two sexually.
It just never really crossed my mind.
But now, with this dream - because, seriously, what else could this be!? - I'm starting toreconsider.
Izanami is the model of the mature traditional Japanese lady, even with the way Yomi clearly changed her.
She's probably around the same height as Yasaka, but what she clearly lacks in the chest, she makes up for it in her entire body, being particularly curvy and full in general. A certified MILF, all the way.
And, in fact, what with her face so close to my length
I can actually see what she looked like before Yomi. Like how the gloom and taint clinging to the ground moves away at my step, her face being so close is doing something similar, at least in part.
Izanami chuckles, "Oh, don't worry, dear, Nori here doesn't seem to mind, so" she kisses the side of my rod, and for that moment, as her lips contact my flesh, I can see the change.
Her blackened lips become crimson red, as if coated in a shiny gloss of premium lipstick, her skin shifts from gray to a pristine and perfectly healthy pink, and just a touch of the bottom of her eyes shifts as well. The sclera flipping from black to white, and the ghostly green irises I'm so used to, become this deep, lustrous red.
"Let me continue with my demonstration, alright~?" But, it all only lasts for as long as the contact does, as soon as she pulls away, she's back to her Yomified form.
Leaving my cock twitching as my mind caught up with what my eyes just saw.
Holy fuck, she's hot as hell.
Like, actual hell. Yomi is pretty fucking cold, all things considered.
Ama gulps at her mother's words, still eyeing me, before nodding.
Speaking of.
"Good," Izanami remarks, her smile becoming particularly mischievous, as she rubs her cheek against my twitching length, "because someone seems to be getting particularly antsy~..."
The goddess of the dead then immediately wraps her lips around my head and takes my cock straight down to the root.
That chill smooth smothering sends shivers up my spine, but despite that, I eye Ama particularly, meet her gaze.
As soon as I do, her face flushed, and she stills like a deer caught in a pair of particularly bright headlights.
As for her? Now that I'm looking at her
While Izanami fills the role of traditional Japanese MILF perfectly, Ama really doesn't.
She's a short-stack NEET. Well, not by definition, but by personality if anything.
I never really looked for stuff like this with her, but holy fuck, is she pretty well stacked. Not as much as, say, Uzume, if I had to guess, but her shorter height makes up for that.
Also. I do have to admit.
I know the drama has cooled a fair bit, but a good ol' hate fuck doesn't sound too bad, does it?
Ama shivered under my gaze, letting out a low gasp as she recoiled slightly.
Hmm, I can only wonder why that is~?
"Mmm, mhmm~!" Another pop, "Dear, you have been watching, right~?"
Ama perked up at that, and immediately shifted her gaze back to her mother, "U-Uhm! Yes! Of course!"
Izanami gave her a small smirk.
"Then be a dear, and help your poor mother with this, won't you~?" She took the base of length with a hand, and stroked it, her hand like smooth velvet against my throbbing, hard flesh as it glided down, forcing me to hold back a groan.
Mostly because I wanted to see how this played out.
Ama squeaked in shock at her mother's request.
But, as all good Japanese daughters do when their mother asks something of them
"O-Okay, I, um~..." Ama lowers herself down to the other side of my cock, looking mighty intimidated by the thing, "So, like"
"This~..." Izanami stuck her tongue out and dragged it up, from the root, right up to just beneath the head.
It was slow, I could feel her breath against my shaft, her exhale being somehow hot despite the cold of her saliva.
This time, I couldn't help it; I let out a low groan, slightly arching my back so my waist raised slightly.
Izanami giggled, almost girlishly, "See? Just like that~..."
After a moment, Ama let out a shaky breath and nodded, watching my cock intently, cautiously, "Ialright, I'll try?"
She stuck out her tongue, "Like, this? Ahhh~...?"
Her tongue pressed against the base, and I could immediately tell the difference.
Warm. The exact opposite of Izanami's, and almost as warm as a woman's folds, it was almost too surreal.
As she dragged her tongue up, my cock was throbbing at how slow, yet how good, it really felt.
Even if that was just a bit sloppy.
somehow, that just makes it even better though, doesn't it?
That one motion done, Ama looked down at my length with her tongue still out, and her face absolutely flushed.
"Like~, tha~...?"
Izanami nodded, albeit with a slight chuckle, "Yes, like that dear~..."
Okay.
I've decided.
This dream?
It's taking too long.
So, I speak my first words since I 'woke up' at long last.
"You two." I grunt out, causing both women to look over at me in slight surprise, "Both of you. Get to it."
A simple command.
One that Izanami understood immediately, as she smiled sultrily.
"Well, you heard the man, didn't you, Ama~?" Izanami remarked as she lowered herself next to my shaft once again.
"M-Mmm, calling me that, but, yes" She grumbled nervously, mirroring her mother stiffly.
"Good, don't keep the man waiting, especially when he looked like that." Izanami practically purred, but before I could elaborate on what exactly she meant by that, the woman had struck.
"Mmmm~," her lips latched on the side of my shaft, kissing it lewdly, "so warm~, so responsive, makes me just want to~...Mmm~!" Her tongue comes out, dragging slowly against it, as though she were trying to worship it.
Seeing as how her mother had started the attack, Ama jumped in to join, trying to keep up.
"A~Ah~, um~, welllike thish~?" She hung her tongue out and dragged it up, down, and around my shaft messily. There was no rhyme or reason to it; she just moved her tongue around all over where her mother wasn't!
It was wet, it was sloppy, and it didn't take long for her to drool all over it.
Yet.
My cock was absolutely throbbing.
With every slow drag and muttered word, I could feel Izanami's lewd little purrs, her little gasps, her small exclamations. Chilly, yet smooth as the finest of silks.
On the other hand, Ama was just going at it, trying to see what worked, but everything she did was wet and hot, and despite how sloopy it was, that only served to make it feel better.
Her cute little gasps as she pulled away every so often for breath when she went for too long only made my cock twitch harder.
"Mmm~, ah, yes~...that's it, darling, we're here to serve you~." Izanami kissed the tip of my shaft, "Release whenever it pleases you~..."
"M~Mmhgmm~! Y-Yesh~, here to s-sherve~!" Ama followed up, slurring over her words with half of my cock in her mouth, "So, um, releash~...p-pleash~?"
It made me want to shove my cock into both of their mouth, take turns pumping my length down both of their throats.
I wished I could grab hold of them, take big handfuls of their asses
But beyond them just not being in the right position right now, this is also a dream.
And dreams don't last forever.
Unfortunately.
Best make the most of it.
I begin to rise, sitting up.
As I do, both women stop what they're doing and perk.
"Oh~?" Izanami muses.
"A-Ah~!?" Ama nearly falls back.
Who first, hmm?
Ah, I know! Let's go in order.
I reach over, my hand going right under her chin, before grasping it.
"I'm going to make you a mother again," I growl out, voice thick with husk.
Izanami quivers in my grasp, her cherry lips pursing and eyes smoldering as she looks back at me, "Ah~...if that, pleases you~?"
"W-Wha" Ama shivers just across from her, at a total loss for words.
I haven't forgotten about her, however.
My head turns to her.
"You. After." I growl out.
Ama squeaks, and this time she does fall back, still on the bed, just a fraction away from us now.
Which is good.
We're going to need the space.
I turn back to Izanami and get ready to basically tear the rest of her clothes off
But, well, she's already disrobbing herself. The loose kimono slides and falls easily down her body, pooling around her legs.
"It's been so long" Izanami muses, a surprisingly cute little blush spreading across her temporarily perfectly pale cheeks, before she leans right up against me, pressing a hand against my chest.
"Don't go easy on me, okay~?" She utters hotly, almost completely under her breath.
But I heard it.
She knows I heard it, as she smirks, leaning forward to place a chaste kiss on my neck.
My cock throbs. Is there such a thing as a mature brat?
Well, I guess there won't be after this.
"Oh~!?"
Izanami gasps as I practically push her down against the bed, right onto her stomach.
For the moment when we disconnect, she turns back to grey, but almost as soon as I mount the woman, getting right on top of her, she turns almost entirely healthy and hale.
"Oh, dear~...Well, I did ask for this, didn't I~?" Izanami giggles, her back arching slightly to push the curve of her perfectly pert ass against my length.
"That you did." I respond, "And you probably started this whole thing, to boot." I lean down, before suddenly reaching an arm around and grabbing her throat!
"Urk~! O~Ooohhh~! Darling~..." I lift her head slightly up, making her look up at me, so I can see those red eyes shining with heat, see her as she bites her lower lip.
I look straight back down into those eyes, as I pull back, then drive my hips straight down, spearing my length straight down into her folds.
Izanami's eyes widened. "O~OOOH~! W~Warm~! Sooohh~..." I pull back slightly with a groan, before slamming back down into her, relishing in the way her cheeks clap at the force of my thrust, "OH~! Darling~! Please~, don't tease~...!" The goddess whined, "Let me feel that warmth~! Please~! It's so~! It's too good~! It's been~, so~..."
I pull back and drive back down, far harder and far more roughly than before.
"LOONNGH~! MMM~! YES~!"
I groan as her folds clench and ripple around my length, like they're trying desperately to milk me already.
"Let~ me~! OOOHHH~!"
Izanami sticks her tongue out lewdly, drool dripping from her mouth, as I begin finally thrusting.
"O~OH~! DAR~, LING~! MMM~!"
With every vigorous pound, her body shivers and spasms. I watch as her eyes nearly roll up into the back of her head.
She grabs onto my arm, as if holding onto it would help her dear sanity.
"W~WARM~! WARM~! WARM~! A~AH, OH~! PLEASE~! I, I CAN'T~!"
Her grip on my arms tightens, and the heat in her eyes becomes pleading.
As it goes on, she arches her back, more and more, as though she's trying to keep as much of me as possible inside of her for as long as possible.
"GI~VE~! IT~! ALL~! TOO ME~! I NEEED IT~!" She begs, a deep purr rumbling in the back of her throat as she cries out.
She looks so desperate, so needy.
That, combined with how tight her folds had become, is finally what pushed my core past its limits.
"Fine." I damn near snarled out, causing Izanami to perk and moan gleefully.
My final thrust down into her was like a hammer, pinning her to the bed once again as I sheathed myself inside her.
"SO~Oohh, warmmm~! Mmm~! Don't, l~let, go~!" She sputtered and choked out, all whole, moaning.
As soon as my cock was fully enveloped by her folds, her entire body started quivering, her grip on my arm twitching as she bit her bottom lip so hard I feared she might actually draw some blood.
As if in response, my core released the pressure it had been building since she first laid her lips on my cock, at last exploding.
"OOOOH~! YES~! YES~! SO, HOT~! MMM~!" Despite already being as close to me as she possibly could right now, she kept trying to push her body against me more, moaning and groaning all the while.
She didn't let up; each rope of hot seed shot inside of her, only prompting more of the same.
And there was a lot of seed to go through.
Izanami finally went limp, right as the last rope finally came out, allowing me to unsheath myself from her and release her.
The woman's head hit the bed in a daze, face plastered with a gleeful yet lewd smile.
I didn't register it fully at first, what it could have meant.
But even as I got off of her.
Her color didn't shift back.
Why would I? This is just a dream, after all.
I turn toward Ama.
The goddess left, kneeling right beside us the entire time.
Who was, and still is, vigorously finger banging herself to us still, her eyes closed, cute little gasps and moans that weren't hearable over her mother's moans and cries now clearly coming from her.
Ever so slowly, her fingers slow, her closed eyes tightening in some sort of realization, most likely.
She opens them and then blinks, slowly.
She then turns, proceeding to fall over herself as she tries to get off the bed
But I'm far faster than that.
I grab her by the back of the neck, holding her in place, and Ama yelping and shivering as I do.
I slide off Izanami's body and get right up behind hers.
"A~Ahah, um, N~Nori, we d~don'tyou weren't, serious, right~?" She looks back at me, giving me a nervous, pleading smile.
My tugging off her kimono the rest of the way for her makes that smile drop immediately.
"Oh." She realizes, "I'm in danger."
Oh yeah. And let's be real here, if she really didn't want to go through with this, she could have left at any time, said anything at all.
"Yup." I growl, right into her, drawing another full body quiver from her, "Maybe this kid I put in you, you'll raise right, huh?"
"HUH!?" She cries, "Wait! You can't be serious! I thought that-AAAAHHH~!"
She lets out a screaming moan as I do several things at once.
My other hand reaches over, grabbing one of her tits, squeezing and holding onto it. At the same time, I let go of her neck and reach around to grab her chin, just like I did with her mother.
Then, I lean forward, bringing her with me, which bends her over just enoughso I can plunge myself right into her.
It slides in with such insane, incredible ease that it even takes me completely off guard.
That, and if her tongue and saliva from that were so incredibly warm, then her actual folds?
Hot. So hot, I thought my dick was going to melt. In a good way!
Ama quivers against me, her folds practically pulsing along my length, and I let out a shuddering groan just as she's finally able to start talking again.
"H~Hnn~! Oh~, Nori~, it's biiiig~..." she half groans, half whines, almost like Uzume, "Please~, please I'm sorry~, I'm-"
I tilt her head to the side so I can look her right in the eye, before pulling back.
"W-Wait~, what-"
Before slamming right back in.
"HNNGHH~! AH~!" Her entire body shudders against, her hands twitching as they come up to grasp my arms, "I~I'm so, shorr-EHNGAHH~!"
Again, another pounding thrust interrupts her.
"W~Why, are you so~, BIG~!?"
I answer that by slamming into her again.
"A~Ahh~! Ah~! AH~!"
But this time, I don't stop. I'm not going to go easy on her, either. She is a big Chief Goddess! She can take it!
"A~Ah~! Dick~! Actual~! DICK~! AH~! So, SO~! BIG~! HOT~! I, c~can't~! HNN~!"
She looks me right back in the eyes, for as long as she can anyway, before, just like her mother, her gaze also starts to drift.
With every thrust, I growl and grunt right into her ear.
The pressure I feel building in my core, that I just released in Izanami, is building far quicker than it was with her.
It's a fight, stalling it as much as possible. Her folds are just so, me damn hot!
And even though she has no idea what she's doing, she is tight, too! Purely due to how small she is!
Fuck!
My eyes narrowed as I saw her lips there, her face already so close to my own, my core throbbing with desire before my mind could even think about what it was considering.
My grip slipped down from her chin to her throat, and I found my head moving without thought, because I stopped thinking altogether at this point.
My mouth slammed against her mouth, my lips easily overtaking hers, and my tongue overpowering hers because she wasn't even putting up a fight.
"MMNMM~?!"
She moaned into my mouth, loudly and lewdly, her eyes practically glowing even as they widened at the act.
One of her hands came up now, letting go of my arm to place against my cheek, as she made her best attempt at kissing back.
It went about as well as her attempt at a blowjob did. She messily tried to return the favor with her tongue, but my tongue wasn't having it, easily smashing down her attempt as I continued using what I had conquered for myself.
Her mouth was just as fucking hot and wet as her folds. I had figured so, just based on her tongue.
But feeling it was something else. It wasn't an unpleasant sort of heat, but the invigorating sort. Like tasting a hot cocoa on a cold winter night, or dipping yourself in a hot tub during a chilly, snowy afternoon.
The only reason I ended up letting go of her mouth is that she needed to breathe, eventually.
That, and I was close to tipping over the limit, already.
My mouth disconnected from hers with a messy, loud pop, driving several lewd gasps from the goddess's throat for air once finally being free.
"A~Ah~, Ah~, Nori~!" She panted out, her tongue fully stuck out, her body growing tenser and tenser, a shiver building deep inside her as her heat begins to spasm around my manhood, "You're~, I'm~, I feel~! What~! IS~!?"
Her eyes widened with every word, until at last, she threw her head back and let out a lewd shriek as her entire body quaked.
"A~AHHHNNN~! A~AHHAAAHH~!"
"Damn~ it~!" I growled out, no longer able to hold back, I held her tight and slammed into her one final time, "F~FUUUCCK~!"
"HAAAHHH~!" She gasps, as my cock spasms much the same and releases once again, "Ah~, why is t~there, so~ much~!?"
I let out a long sigh against her shoulder, before answering, in a most definitely completely serious tone, "Going for triplets~."
"Ah~!? Wait~! No~! That's too many~! I'm not doing that again~!" She immediately cries out.
I give her the blankest stare.
You know what?
Maybe I really should go for triplets!
This is all just a dream after all
"Ah~!? Hey, wait, Nori, why are youah!? Don't stack me on top of my mother~! This isn't-AAHHH~!? How~! How~ are you~ still SOOHAH~!"
Though I do have to say.
This dream has been lasting an unusually long time, hasn't it?
Eh. It's probably nothing.
"M-My, my carefully laid plans! They're all!"
Uzume stood there, unfortunately, very much clothed in one of her usual kimonos, patting another Kami on the back as he nearly broke down where he was standing.
Omoikane. The God of Intelligence and Wisdom.
Or, as Uzume likes to call them, the nerd.
So, the nerd stood there, standing straight and stock still, his arms trembling as he mourned the loss of all his carefully laid preparations aloud, slurred and stumbled speech and all.
He had even dressed for the occasion, too! Instead of the long white traditional Japanese magician's robe he usually sported, this one was a multitude of colors!
And by multitude, she means two: red and gold.
Uzume inwardly snorted, betting that took a whole lot of divining to figure out.
Somehow, someway, the nerd's simple oval-shaped glasses were whited out, sparing her from the view of his eyes, but the tears running down either of his cheeks despite his hard and stoic expression told her pretty much everything she needed to know about how he felt right now.
"Oi. Nerd. Come on. You can move now. Everyone has already gone home." Uzume said, blandly, for what felt like the millionth time by now.
Honestly, she doesn't know why she's still trying to get him to head back inside anymore.
Boredom?
Yeah, boredom's as good a reason as any.
See, once the titular stars - Uzume grinned slightly at her inner pun - of the show turned out to be no-shows, everyone left.
She'd say it was awkward, but somehow, someway, the masses managed to convince themselves that everything was fine.
Her little Ama had never really made a point of showing herself much in public, after all. Not only because she didn't want to, but also because she's her.
As in, if the humans of Japan consider the Japanese Royal Family as something akin to living gods, the riff raff in Takamagahara consider her little Ama as something similar.
Something beyond even a normal god. Of course, her little Ama wouldn't show herself to them; she's beyond them, they aren't worthy of basking in her light!
That's what Uzume would hear them say in hushed whispers.
And it looks like that moved over pretty cleanly to her son.
Excellent. That means less work for her later!
Now, while that works for the faceless mob of nobodies that don't really do anything, but can get very annoying all as a collectivethe same can't really be said for the kami who actually are something.
Besides the nerd here. He'll get over himself eventually.
Yomi, it's not even most of the kami around here that had a problem with it.
Takemikazuchi and Hachiman, the Sword and Thunder God and God of War, respectively, just looked glad they didn't have to clear out the riffraff in case they tried to riot in adulation or something.
Others just looked more amused than anything, not all surprised.
Some, like Inari, didn't even show up despite how grave an insult that could be taken as.
It brings a sickly sweet smile to her face, remembering watching several of the useless fobs start to get uppity when they realized some of the most important Earthly Kami didn't show, and they immediately tried to drum up support for putting them in their place again.
Only for Nori and Ama to not even show, and for that talk to get quickly shut down before it could go anywhere. Lost in the wind, with about as much worth as the air that made it all up.
Uzume blinked.
Ah, she is reminiscing again.
A glance to her side showed her the nerd, still standing there rigidly, unmoving at her words.
This time, he didn't even respond!
Or, well, she's pretty sure he didn't.
She wasn't paying attention if she was being honest.
With a huff, she dropped her hand, "Suit yourself." She said simply, before turning around and walking back into the Palace.
The whole backyard of the Palace was remade for the event, that's how grand it was supposed to be.
What was once a simple yet elegant balcony hanging over a garden became a whole stage with a raised dais, the garden moved, and a chunk of the mountainside at the Palace's rear was carved out, with pathways built to enable as many of the 'common' kami to attend as possible.
Uzume remembered rolling her eyes at the number it could fit, remembering mentioning it wouldn't be enough.
It was an effort, at least, but space for several thousand simply wouldn't be enough.
Everyone had tried to attend. There were more kami in the sky than on the ground by the time it was supposed to start.
But now, as she leaves it behind? It all lies empty. Starkly so.
Save the nerd, who stood next to the raised dais, right next to the seat where - had they shown - Ama would have sat.
Honestly? Uzume knows she should feel bad for the God of Wisdom.
But at this point, anyone would question his whole divine wisdom and intelligence thing when he doesn't seem to possess basic pattern recognition skills.
Sure, maybe an argument could be made that Nori isn't like his mother, so the nerd thought it'd be alright, butwell.
If he did some basic research, by, oh, she doesn't know, asking the one person who was around him the most about him, he'd find out that the assumption is incorrect.
Even Nori himself wouldn't admit it, or rather, he wouldn't know.
For obvious reasons.
But Uzume does, and beyond that, she knew he wouldn't care for any of this anyway.
Uzume let out an annoyed sigh as she finally made it back into the Palace proper.
Now? She was practically at a loss for what to do!
Without Nori and Ama here, there's nothing really interesting to do, nor someone who would take being bothered by her!
That'd be assuming everything was normal, though.
Unfortunately, things couldn't be further from normal.
She tensed as she walked through the halls, golden and resplendent as usual, yet suffocatingly empty in a paradoxical way.
Usually, even with Ama out, someone would be around to guard. For appearances' sake, even if she didn't need it.
But at this moment? Such lesser kami aren't required. Not even Hachiman or Takemikazuchi.
Before his eyes, even kami of their level are lesser.
Before his eyes, Uzume herself may as well be a gnat, and a newborn deity on top of that.
She knows she shouldn't risk it, but she wasn't really thinking about the path she was taking. Hundreds of years of muscle memory made her cross straight through the throne room.
Uzume had already stepped into the throne room before she realized what she was doing and where exactly she had headed.
Where he was awaiting.
There on his knees, not in supplication but in waiting, was a man.
And if looks are all one had, that's all they'd see.
A large, muscular man, with wide, stout shoulders, thick corded muscles running down his arms and legs, seeable even if faintly through the simple light brown robe that came down from his shoulders to his toes.
The man's skin was tanned, almost as though it was kissed by the sun itself, and atop his brow was a thick yet fluffy and well-groomed head of light sandy hair, complete with a trimmed beard covering his face.
Even as she stopped and stared, he never moved from his place. Not even a twitch to announce he was aware of her presence.
His hands remained relaxed on his thighs, his head pointed down, and his eyes closed.
Unlike the man, however, Uzume froze, completely and utterly locked up.
Uzume is used to standing in the presence of those superior in power to her.
For as long as she can remember, she's been by some of the strongest gods of her pantheon, if not the strongest!
Unless, of course, you count the gods that stand above even that.
Nowadays, nobody really counts their Primordial Gods in dick measuring contests of strength.
That's because, although they are of their pantheon, Primordial Gods aren't really part of their pantheon, in the useful sense.
Primordial Gods are forces of nature, first and foremost. Not only in terms of power, but personality as well.
Zeus can't order around Uranus, Odin wouldn't be able to order around Buri and Borr if they're still around, and Ama
Ama can't order around the Kotoamatsukami.
Five Primordial Gods, the original creators of the entire Shinto Pantheon. All deities, in some form or another, trace their lineage back to them.
Even Izanagi and Izanami. Their divine weapon, their purpose, came from them.
Uzume has seen a lot of things, but never once has she seen a Kotoamatsukami in person.
Felt the presence of one watching? Sure, more times than one would probably think, but a manifestation?
She felt the presence of a Kotoamatsukami watching the ceremony. She wasn't surprised. Ama having another kid would get their attention; of course, they'd want to see him.
When they didn't show, she felt the presence not leave, but move, here.
The Kotoamastukami, like most Primordial Gods, don't truly have a set form. They can choose what they manifest as, if they manifest as anything at all.
In their case, by what Ama told her, the Kotoamastukami exist in the Shinkai. Permanently.
Somewhere.
Not even Ama knows exactly where. Just that they are away, but watching.
So for this
Was the ceremony truly that important to them!?
The kami opened his mouth, "Ame-no-Uzume-no-Mikoto."
His voice, despite how deep it was, carried like a gentle breeze over fluffy reed stocks.
Despite that, Uzume gulped like a parent would when addressed by their parents with their full name.
Because in a certain respect, that is exactly what just happened.
"Ium, y-yes?" Uzume barely managed to make words out of the sounds that wanted to spill out of her throat.
The kami seemed entirely unbothered by her discomfort and instead asked a simple question, "Do you know when Amaterasu Omikami and Akaruihiruotoko Okami are set to return?"
Uzume's mind blanked for a second.
For one, at the sheer amount of respect that was just shown by the way he simply said their names.
Using their full names like that and adding onto what he did for Nori's, it was extremely respectful.
Outwardly, he didn't appear mad or mocking. Maybe a little stoic, but definitely oddly gentle.
It feels odd. Off, in a way that Uzume can't quite place. Maybe it's because she's never meant one of them before, but she always kind of imagined the Kotoamatsukami aswell, uncaring. Indifferent to it all.
That's certainly how they've acted so far.
Then say something broke that indifference, made them do something instead, that's when the holier-than-thou attitude comes in.
Except she feels no attitude, not even a little annoyance, coming from him.
"No," she finally said after a moment of collecting herself, "I do not."
She does know where they are right now, however.
But if they want that? Well, they can't have it. Not unless they tear it directly from her mind.
The kami gave a hum, a rumbling thing that resonated like a swaying reed field.
"Very well." The kami replied in kind, "Then, I shall wait."
And that, it seemed, was that.
He didn't dismiss her, but that felt like enough of an implied one where she could turn tail and book it.
Not that obviously, she didn't flee like that time Susanoo had his little 'victory' freakout.
Yet.
She turned and powerwalked her way out of the throne room, right back the way she came.
No risking staying there any longer than need be, especially by crossing through it!
Once she made it back to the hall where she originally came from, where he couldn't see her
That's when she took off like Susanoo was chasing her with a flayed horse.
It was the long way around back to Ama's room, but it was worth it, not having to be in the same room with a manifested Kotoamatsukami for an extended period of time!
The worst part about all of this?
She isn't even sure which Kotoamatsukami that was!
There are five in total, which, after ruling out the first one who practically vanished entirely, leaves only four, and it's not like she's met any of them before hand to put faces and powers to names!
For once, when Uzume burst into Ama's room, she didn't immediately throw off all her clothes and flop onto something or someone.
Instead, her back hit the door as soon as it closed, and she let out a barely audible trembling breath.
She clenched her hand and held it to her chest, suppressing a whimper of emotion before gasping, her body locking up as she abruptly realized something.
Her senses. She didn't truly sense a thing in that throne room.
Even now, all she can feel is that presence. It's not a power, it's not a pressure, it's the feeling of being watched magnified by a greater being.
Yet that greater being was a complete blank to her spiritual senses. Wind, practically. It's like he was never even there.
Senjutsu practitioners can achieve something similar, but no matter how much they try to mask or hide their lifeforce, it doesn't stop them from being alive.
Those good enough can still sense them, regardless. It's not absolute. There are signs, at least, if you look for them.
So, for a kami to be practically void of her senses?
"Greater being, i-indeed" Uzume slid down the door, another shivering breath coming out of her right before she hit the floor.
The beanbag chair just across from her looks mighty tempting, and yet, her legs felt too much like jelly to move.
"AmaN-Nori." She almost snorted, instead of whimpering out their names like a lost child.
Yes, she knows that, logically, she isn't in any real danger. She also isn't weak, but she isn't as strong as Ama.
And that Kotoamatsukami are definitely stronger than Ama.
It's just, she hasn't felt so genuinely terrified sensesensens...
She perked up, barely still seated on the ground, her hand coming down to right herself right before she fell over.
What was she thinking about again?
Oh, right!
Without Nori and Ama here, things are going to be stuck like this for however long they're gone.
Uzume can't imagine they'd take absolutely forever to come back, but it certainly may be a while.
After all, it's been ages since Izanami has seen Ama, she's certainly going to invite - Uzume smirked at herself again - them to stay quite a while.
But, eventually, Ama's sense of finally getting something done will bring them back!
It's been a while already, hasn't it?
She hopes they come back soon.
And when they do, well?
Honestly, she can't see how anything will go.
Then again, none of that is really her business, either!
If she can help out, she will!
But, uh, she doesn't expect her attacks to be so useful in a fight of those proportions.
Yomi, when was the last time she had to well and truly fight?
Ah. Right.
Back then.
No fighting for her then.
For now, how about she look into those computer games Nori's pet cat plays all the time? It'd be at least something to kill time with!
~ A New Sun ~
By the time it came to say goodbye, I wasn't starving or anything.
"Whew~!" I whistle out, as golden light takes us back to the place we had left to Yomi from, "That took longer than I expected." Without any further fanfare, I turn to Ama, "So, what passes for food around these parts?"
However, that doesn't mean I wasn't curious!
My mother returned my look with a narrow-eyed stare, not of suspicion, but out of tiredness.
"Mm. Food." She mumbly replied, so utterly succinctly that even I was baffled.
"Whoa." I blinked, in dramatic shock, "I had no idea."
She grumbled nonsense before flopping right up against me, once more.
"Jeez," I huff, wrapping my arms around her to hold her up, "what's up with you, huh? You got all that sleep there, why are you still so tired?"
"Mgh. Comfy." She mumbled into my chest, like she was looking for something, "So, comfy"
That's, uh, huh.
Not going to lie. I don't know what to think of that.
Slowly, Ama lifted her head off my chest and groaned.
"Why, why are wengh." She flopped back against me without much effort.
I roll my eyes, "Izanami sent us back, don't you remember?"
I do, because a very tired yet very grumpy Ama was adamant about not.
"Mah." She breathed out before replying with a very plain yet baby-sounding, "No."
Okay. I think that's enough of this.
"Right, let's-"
I pause, the sound of keys clicking and clacking away making me do so.
I turn around, once more, dragging Ama with me.
I am then greeted by the sight of Uzume, sitting at a new desk that definitely was not in the room before, which had a few monitor screens that were most definitely not here before either.
She was playing the World of Warcraft ripoff.
In her lingerie. And a bright pink headset.
Without a word, Uzume turned, slowly, to look at me and Ama.
She lifted a hand off the keyboard and waved.
I promptly decided to ignore that.
"Right." I turned back around, continuing, "Let's go get some food, yeah? Something to wake you up!"
"Ah, wait-!" I heard the sound of a computer chair sliding across the floor, as Uzume went to likely get up.
But I was already walking out of the room.
I closed the door behind me as I heard said chair fall over in the room, and Uzume let out a surprised cry.
"NO! DAMN IT! MY HEADSET WAS CONNECTING TO THE THING!"
I couldn't help but wince, sympathizing with her pain there for a moment.
Despite my pity, however, I didn't stop and headed straight down the hall, carrying Ama with me all the while.
I didn't feel anything. Yet, as we approached, closer and closer to the throne room, Ama began to perk up, her grip on me growing tighter and stiffer.
"Ah, don't worry, alright?" I pat her on the head, "We'll go down and visit your mother again sometime. But for now, we really should get to work onWhatever I'm going to do up here."
Seriously, nobody's really briefed me on that. Am I going to have any responsibilities, or am I just a piece of very divine meat to show off at court and make everyone swoon over my existence?
We really need to get that sorted, huh?
"N-Notthat." Ama spoke, slowly, with far clarity than she's had all day.
I blinked down at her.
"Then what's up, huh?" I ask, my eyebrow raising.
I step into the throne room, and a shadow abruptly looms over us both, coming into existence out of nowhere.
I only stopped because I saw the source of it.
The giant man that suddenly appeared right in front of us.
How could I have missed him?
Because I can't sense him whatsoever.
At first, seeing how tall he is, with the amount of muscles he has, I thought he was Vasco Strada.
Then he spoke.
"Akaruhiruotoko Okami." A shiver ran down my back. I don't know why it did, "My name is Umashiashikabihikoji."
I can understand all languages through divine power, but not even I understood what the fuck that word vomit of a name was that was just spouted at me.
The man smiled, his light brown eyes flickering with amusement, "You may call me, Umashia. I understand that it is easier to say. I am of the Kotoamatsukami, and we have been very interested in meeting you for quite a long time."
Ama sucked in a breath against me and stilled so hard she practically became a statue.
I, meanwhile, only had one thought at that.
Oh.
My thought after was far more concise.
Could I take him?
My mind filtered through what I knew about primordial gods in general in an instant.
Unfortunately, that's not a lot.
Nyx and Erebus are the only two primordials that I could recall from the light novels, and both could basically be described as simply supped-up versions of your normal god.
Stronger divine aura, stronger powers based upon whatever they're the gods of, the usual.
Nyx also had her virgin killer clothes, but somehow, I doubt I'll have to worry about anything like that popping up against me.
So then, what does that mean for Umashiashiku - hnn, nope.
Umashiashie - ugh, damn it!
Umashiashiskabab - FUCK.
Yeah, okay, nope, never mind, fuck that. Umashia, it is!
So then, what does that mean for Umashia, here?
I have absolutely no idea.
It's not like the guy is talked about all that much! Nowadays, it's Inari and my mother! When it comes to Shinto, it's them they talk about!
These guys? Sure, they made everything, but even in mythology, that's basically all they do! Hell, they didn't even make Japan; they made people - Izanagi and Izanami - to do that for them!
I didn't even know the names of the guys up top, much less when they were the gods of or even what they do! They just aren't that popular!
But, judging by the build on this guy, I don't think I need to be able to sense his energy to tell he's strong.
Just from looks alone, he's giving me Vasco Strada vibes. The guy is quite possibly a whole head or three taller than me, and looks like he could pick me up with one hand and use me as a sword.
On instinct, I found myself taking a single step back, an arm coming to wrap around my mother and hold her tight as my other tensed.
Ready to draw. Ready to fight.
Umashia gave a rumbling chuckle and held up his hands, placatingly, "Please, peace, young sun." His smile never faltered, not even for a second, "I have not come to fight, nor pass judgment from the upper heavens. Merely converse. That is all."
My head tilted slightly, doubt clear across my face, as I began slowly, "Converse aboutwhat?"
The god's arms dropped back to his sides. "A few things." He replied plainly, yet vaguely.
My eyes narrowed pointedly up at him.
He merely gave me a 'what-can-ya-do?' shrug back.
Well, if there's one thing I can say about this guy with almost utmost certainty, it's that this is either the chillest primordial god in creation, or he's trying far too hard to portray himself as such.
Either wayI probably won't get abruptly punched in the face.
Probably. Unless I start something.
Which I might, if I don't particularly like what he has to say.
"Is this," I huff, pausing to look down at Ama for a second, "supposed to be a private conversation, or no?"
His eyes glance down at her for a moment, and at last, his smile shifts.
It was still a smile, and it was only for a moment, but it became more consoling. Almost pitying.
After a moment of that, it returned to normal, and his eyes met mine once again, "We would rather it be, but it is not required."
We? There, that is again. That's not the first time he's talked like that.
Which is odd, especially because he's referred to himself alone before, on more than one occasion.
Hmm, is this guy speaking for the other big guys upstairs, or am I dealing with some sort of divine hive mind right now?
Please, me, don't let it be a divine hive mind!
Putting that terrifying thought aside, I caress Ama's back and think carefully about where I want to go from here.
If a fight does break out, I know she'd help in a heartbeat. Despite her current stillness, if there's anything that'd get her moving again, it'd be someone close to her being in danger.
Can't say the odds would increase, if at all, with her around, though.
Not that she's deadweight or anything, but there's a difference between a primordial god and a chief god, a gap I can't even fathom she'd have a chance of crossing.
For a second, Vidar, with his artificial World Tree-backed Sacred Gear, flashes through my mind.
A gap I can't fathom she'd have a chance of crossing, right now.
But that's food for later.
For right now?
My hand moves from her back, up to her head, where I lay it.
"I'll be back in your room in a bit, okay?" I inform her softly.
She doesn't move her head or even say anything, because I don't give her the chance to.
A golden pillar of light flashes from my hand, and said statue of a goddess clinging to me is abruptly gone, vanished into the fading light.
Ah, I'm definitely going to get a mouthful about that later, aren't I?
Oh well.
Umashia nods, looking pleased as he begins again, "Not that we have anything against her, of course. But we know all we need to know about her." He leans forward, toward me, his eyes flickering with a pure white glow, "Yetwe know nothing about you, Akaruhiruotoko Okami."
So that's what they want, huh?
"Noriaki," I respond on instinct, my spine tingling with discomfort all the while.
The primordial god blinks, his head tilting in what looks like genuine confusion, "...Pardon?"
"Noriaki," I grunt again, whilst starting to walk around him: all the while, his eyes never left me, his head following me as I moved in an almost robotic-like manner, "that's my name," I pushed on, resisting the urge to give even the slightest inclination that I'm unnerved, "Noriaki Kusanagi. You can call me Kusanagi-san, Lord Kusanagi, Noriaki, or just Nori, or anything really, as long as it comes from that. I don't particularly care."
By the time I had walked around him and into the throne room proper, he had completely turned around.
He hummed and nodded his head, "NotedNoriaki Kusanagi."
I almost bristled at that. Almost.
Instead, I waved him to follow before heading deeper into the throne room.
I know I didn't technically need it, but having a cushion to sit down on rather than standing in a doorway would make any conversation far comfortable and easier to bear.
Thankfully, despite my not being here for long, I already had an inkling of an idea as to where I could find some!
Behind the Throne.
Yeah, I know my mother. I know Uzume. I can almost hear the 'just toss 'em behind the throne, we'll deal with them later' command she'd order whoever's job it is to pick them up.
Or just Uzume tossed them back there. Either works.
Surprisingly enough, as I stepped onto the raised platform holding the Takamagahara's version, or rather, it'd perhaps be more accurate to call it the original, Chrysanthemum Throne, I didn't feel any special power or something emanating.
Nope, just a throne. A big chair. A pretty big fancy chair.
It was nice, bright scarlet red, embroidered with gold like any proper throne should, and was wide enough that small people - like my mother - could probably lie across it head to feet and use it as a makeshift bed.
Pitch black curtains and sliding doors are in place along the edge of the raised dais, though at present they were all left open.
I didn't snoop any more than I had to, only long enough to find the fancy sitting cushions piled behind the throne, and snatch a pair up before darting out of there.
I promptly tossed them to the ground before the dais and took a seat without any fanfare.
Without mentioning it at all, Umashia did the same across from me, settling onto the cushion on his knees.
"Alright then, Umashia," I waved to him, "what'd you, or I guess the Kotoamatsukami, want to know about me specifically?"
"Much." He gave the simplest reply, "But, let's start with what's of the most vital importance." He pointed toward me, lackadaisically, his hand upside down, "What do you plan on doing, Noriaki Kusanagi?"
Out of everything that he could have asked, that's what it is? Seriously?
I bite the inside of my cheek, suppressing showing my annoyance, before carefully replying, "I'm pretty sure you don't mean to ask what I'm going to do normally. As in, go back home, screw my girls, train, all that jazz" I pause, but not even seeing him flinch from my words, I continue, "So, what? You guys think I've got some big project I'm working on that's going to shake up the Shinto? The other pantheons?"
Umashia tilts his head, "Do you?" He asks, clearly.
"Not at the moment, no." I deny, "Right now? I'm just kind of going with the flow of time. Seeing where it takes me next. No plans."
No preparations for what could come next.
Well, not like I need to prepare anything specific for the ExE. Thirty years, I can handle it, all that.
Surprisingly, Umashia nods his head, "I see. It is as we expected, then."
Wha?
"You have been very reactive to events happening around you as of late." He continues without prompting, "This is what we have observed. Hearing that you have no plans, that you 'go with the flow' as it were, lines up. Excellent, for us." All of a sudden, his smile turns almost sad, "Although I must admonish the waste of youthful energy."
Am I lowkey being told by a primordial god to go touch grass?
What in the fuck is my life right now?
I didn't know how exactly to respond to that, so I ended up just sort of staring at the guy, mouth halfway open like I was trying to form a reply and stopped in the middle of it.
Umashia waved me off with an amused smile, "Worry not. This is not a judgment, merely an observation. Now, as for the next article of conversation" He continued, unabated, asking, "You are Arahitogami, are you not?"
I blinked, bewildered, "I, yes?" I answered, not unsure of myself, but to that entire question.
"Fascinating." Was his response, a genuine wonder creeping into his tone as he spoke, "I'm not sure if you're aware, Noriaki Kusanagi, but there haven't been many like you within the history of us. In fact, there's only been one other." He inclined his head toward me, waiting for an answer to the obvious unasked question.
"I'm aware, yeah. The guy you all sent down to unite Japan, right?" I answer surely, recalling Inari's words from months ago.
Umashia nodded, satisfied, "Correct. Jimmu. Though through the Omikami, he was far more removed from her than you are now."
Right, he was born from her grandson.
Hmm. My mother has grandkids. I have brothers and sisters. I'm an uncle.
Technically. Through my mother's very convoluted side of the family.
Huh. That's not a revelation I thought I'd make today.
Still, though, this is nice and all
"I know all of this," I wave him off in turn, "where are you going with this, exactly?"
Somehow, someway, the god's smile grew wider.
"Originally, an existence like yours was considered impossible." He went on explaining, "It takes a peculiar type of human to breed with a god, or any divine being. This especially applies to kami."
Unless you're Greek, in which case, if you have a booty at all, you better watch out.
Holy me, I wish I could say that out loud right now.
"Purity is of the utmost value." Umashia continues, unaware of my frankly impure thoughts, "In a physical and spiritual sense. Such things were rare back then, and they still are now. Jimmuwas a miracle. You may as well be an impossibility."
I don't like the way he said that.
"As such, if not even the Central Master could predict the potential and power Jimmu could hold, then what hope could we have to know you?" Umashia finishes with a tilt of his head.
Ah.
Honestly, I was half expecting him to ask for a brawl right at the end there.
I'm kind of glad he didn't, but, at the same time
Do I want to box a primordial god?
If said god couldn't kill me, then why yes. Yes, I would.
Man, I might really be a bit hopeless, aren't I?
"Well," I start, shrugging my shoulders a bit, "there is one way of figuring that out."
Umashia raised an eyebrow, "Truly? Is it so simple?"
"Yes, actually." I confirm, a bit of a smile creeping onto my face, "That's assuming we have a place we can fight in that one tear at the seam from our power being shown."
Umashia blinked, and at long last, his nigh ever-present gentle and soft facial expression cracked at long last.
Shocking a primordial god in one sentence wasn't on my bingo card of things I expected to happen so soon after arriving here.
What's more? Even that didn't last long.
Being the overachiever I am apparently, he didn't just go back to his face from before.
No. Umashia grinned. Grinned so wide it easily looked like it'd hurt. It was stretchy and unnatural, as though the guy wearing it didn't know how to properly do the expression.
"Such a field," he began anew, an undertone of trepidation and borderline excitement underneath every word, "can be arranged."
I blinked, taken aback, but before I could open my mouth again to speak
He was gone.
Not a whisper of light, a flicker of anything, a trace of life. Nothing. Zero.
It was like I was talking to a ghost.
He didn't even leave an impression on the cushion he was sitting on, despite the guy being way too large for it!
I sat there for a moment before looking back and forth, around the now-empty throne room, sans myself.
"Uh. Okay." I uttered, yet despite the whisper, it felt like it echoed. "Good talk then."
I can't say I'm looking forward to the next one, though.
~ A New Sun ~
You know, for being so small, I'm actually pretty shocked at how well Ama can shake someone a head or two over her.
"WHY. WOULD. YOU. DO. THAT!?" She shouts in pure and utter exasperation, each word punctuated by a rapid shake of my body.
Yeah, she's got me by the collar with both her hands.
Huh. So this is how it feels?
At least I'm not making a stupid face or something, and there's no point in trying to speak like this anyway, any words I try will just be jumbled by the movement, or cut off by her regardless.
Besides us, Uzume, still very much underdressed for this, is looking between us, her hand occasionally coming out, but it's quickly pulled back each time in indecision.
She looks like she wants to say something, but can't even begin to decide what that something should be.
Ah, well. I think I've let Ama have her fun, anyhow.
My hands come up, grasping her wrists amidst another jolt, stopping me midway through it.
I send her the blankest of stares, before at last answering, "Because it was the best way to answer himthem? Something like that."
"That's! Hnnn!" Ama groaned, like she just caught the greatest migraine in the world, "No, no! Just because they don't know how powerful you are, doesn't mean you should fight them to show them! You don't do that! Nobody just does that! You'll die!"
"Nah, I'd win," I reply, definitely and totally serious.
"NORI," Ama exclaimed, dangerously quiet.
"What?" I continued, before admitting, "Sure, I probably won't winmaybe. Though I hope I do. The point is, I doubt they'd try to kill me or something. I suggested it, and he agreed. It's not like I challenged him to a duel to the death or something."
Finally, yet slowly, Ama let me go, weakly stepping back as I let go of her wrists in turn.
"See, it's more, just" She groaned again, this time more pained, "It's more complicated than that." She grasped her head, "It's not what they'll do during it that I'm worried about too much, it's the after."
"What are they gonna do after? Render, 'judgement' or whatever?" I rub my chin, "The guy kept bringing that up, that he wasn't there to do so."
Ama shivered at that.
At last, Uzume entered the conversation.
"Should they will it," she began, "anything can be made possible, or impossible. That's what their judgment is."
Well. That's not cryptic as hell.
"I'm going to need more specifics here, Uzume." I sigh.
Uzume actually pouts at that, "Anything under the purview," she continues once again, this time slightly more sassy, "is theirs to control. Our power, the divine power we all have? It originates from them. They have the ultimate authority over us all."
Okay, I really don't like the way that sounds.
My eyes narrow at that, and a frown stretches across my face, "They can order me around all they want, that doesn't-"
Uzume put a hand on my shoulder, stopping me, "I know what you're going to say. It does. Their judgment isn't something you can ignore. It's a binding within your being, your power, itself." She puts a hand to her chest, "Ama can order me away all she wants, but there isn't anything stopping me from coming back. If they do it? I can't. Physically. Spiritually. However. It's absolute."
What the fuck.
"T-They don't," Ama chimed in, voice soft, "use it very often. And it requires most of the Kotoamatsukami to enforce, so it's not like one of them can just do it."
"But there's no resisting it." Uzume shrugs, more than a little nonchalant. "I was one of the lucky ones, ya know? Due to being a bit of both Earthly and Heavenly Kami, when the realms were divided by their judgment, I got to be able to go between both."
By their?
My head immediately turned toward Ama, who instantly wilted under my gaze.
"Hey now!" Uzume called, patting me on the back, "I dunno what you're thinking, but while they order it from herAma definitely fumbled the bag there."
Ama's gaze snapped toward Uzume in sheer and utter betrayal as she cried out, "Excuse me!?"
Uzume, slowly, stepped behind me, before continuing unabated, "Well, it's true! How many times did you have to send Heavenly Kami down to quell," she paused, dramatically clearing her throat, "unreeest~?"
Despite Uzume's way of saying that, Ama flinches like she just got slapped.
Meanwhile, all the while, I watch on, expression blank.
Internally? Susan would be awed by the storm brewing.
I just learned I have a hook in my soul to a bunch of primordials who could literally agree, 'hey, you can't go have sex with cat girls anymore,' and I'd have to obey.
Apparently, without resistance. Apparently, it's absolute. Nothing can be done.
I call bullshit.
I'm going to punch them. I'm going to cut them into ribbons if they even try to utter the words 'you may not!'
I refuse to be chained! In any way! Fuck that!
Ama goes to open her mouth again-
I step forward, more in the center, between the two goddesses. Both my arms raised, and both hands darting out, landing on either goddess's shoulders.
"Now now," I begin, tone clipped, seething underneath, "you're both very pretty-"
"Aww~! I know!" Uzume chimes in with a sexy little smirk.
"R~Really?" Ama chimes in, uncertain, but blushing.
"But." I push through them both, "I have something important to do now. So, we can talk about who fucked up what and how bad later. If it matters. At all. Because the past is in the past and I don't care about it right now." I grit my teeth, "I care more about a bunch of pricks above the clouds deciding what I can and can't do. So." I roll my shoulders and take a breath, my hands sliding off both goddesses' shoulders.
Generally speaking, in this world, hax-related abilities have a very simple counter.
Hell, it's a counter that works on most sorts of abilities that don't just damage you.
That counter? Power. Simply be stronger than whoever is trying to trap, ensnare, or order you around.
I'm thinking I might need a few new, stronger punching bags.
"Your strongest Kami. I don't care who they are - besides you, mother." I look at her, pointedly, before concluding, "Bring them all to me."
She understands what's going through her son's mind right now.
Really, she does.
Which is why.
"No."
Her response came unbidden, without even a second thought given.
She saw as he seemed to deflate, the wind struck from his sails, his eyes losing their focus in the moment to be replaced by sheer bafflement.
It only lasted for a fleeting moment; however, embers of that fire kicked back in swiftly.
"Why not?" He huffed back in response, crossing his arms.
She sighed deeply, "Because I didn't want you up here so you could go on another training binge just to fight someone else you didn't even need to fight."
"To be fair," Uzume, of all goddesses, spoke up, "it has been a little while since the last one, you know?"
She turned toward her and glared.
Not. Helping.
Like a vampire before the full wrath of the sun, Uzume wilted and stepped back.
"It isn't even about the thrill of the fight this time," her son stressed back, "it's about dealing with these chains that I never knew I had, until now!"
Her sigh this time was far more subdued, tired.
"You get used to it." That was the only real response she had to that.
Though that only managed to make Nori grow a dark frown.
"Besides," she continued before he could follow up on that, "Idon't think it's something you really need to worry about." Though her uncertainty clearly crept into her words at the end.
His eyebrow raised as he latched onto her last words almost immediately, "Why not? Is it because of what I am, or?"
She shook her head, grumbling as she recalled
Her boy when he got smashed by a glacier into the ocean by a certain exorcist.
It's especially bad because that wasn't too long ago!
But the minute details aren't what she needs to recall.
Simply, that battle as a whole.
There, over the oceans surrounding Japan, her son had temporarily fought at a level that far surpassed her own.
Yomi, that exorcist, Dulio wasn't it? He was stronger than her, of that she was sure.
It does twinge at her pride, admitting that to herself. She was born the strongest of her siblings, and back in the day, she took pride in the fact that she could easily hand her brother's ass back to them on a platter if the need arose.
Especially Susanoo's.
Yet wars, and a whole lot of time, put everything in a strange sort of perspective.
Sure, she was incredibly strong for her pond, but the world was bigger than just her pond. It was filled with them, some bigger, some smaller.
She was forced to realize that across the world, gods of her strength existed, gods that surpassed her, existed.
Zeus and Odin, for instance. Old men they may be, but rivals in power and influence all the same.
And don't even let her get started on the monsters right across the water from them!
All that's to say, with the advantage of immortal time, she got used to the idea of beings stronger than her. That has power over her, in some manner. Both inside and outside, her pond.
The wars the Shinto fought in were never offensive in nature - although she damn well made sure they gave as good as they got, if not more so! - but the point is, she wasn't like the other divines from the west.
She didn't envy the Greeks, the Celts, or whoever else's resources. Their power. She was content.
And lazy.
She knows that now, too.
She was content.
Just as she was, and still is, content with the Kotoamatsukami, and their power and control.
But if Nori could assume the power that he did during his fight with that exorcist, she could honestly say he might even surpass the Kotoamatsukami.
And to be honest, she isn't exactly sure how to feel about that.
She isn't sure how they'd react to that!
It isn't just the one they'd need to worry about; even if the one doesn't take slight notice, there are still four more!
Well, technically three, but who knows! Something like this may drive the Central Master from wherever they're lounging!
Something fell on her shoulder, jolting her out of her rapidly spiraling thoughts.
Nori had, at some point, gotten closer. Close enough to be standing right in front of her, close enough to lay a hand on her shoulder.
She didn't even notice him move, didn't even see or hear it! Was she really that zoned out!?
"I recognize that look on your face," he began, the fire and intensity in his eyes replaced with this softer, gentler look, "the only thing I can think of that would make you start looking like that again would beah," he sighs, shaking his head, "that battle, right?"
His emphasis was appreciated, but not needed.
"Your fight against the exorcist, yes." She huffed.
He shrugged listlessly at that, "What I did there isn't something I can just do whenever." He explains, "I need the sun to be up for it; otherwise, nothing."
That gives Ama pause.
"...Why would you need the sun up?" She asks, immediately confused.
From her point of view and her assumptions, he was drawing out more of his divine power from his physical body. Thus, the shifting in his hair color and a difference in his voice.
Due to the way he was "conceived," the hair color shift isn't really that shocking. He might look closer to Uzume when getting closer to his divine spirit, but at its roots, his powers and such were inherited from her.
But that's besides the point.
He shouldn't need the sun to do that. It's not like his divine half and human half are separate; they're always together. It's just him, after all.
"I, uh," Nori began, slowly looking away again, like he was unsure how to go about explaining it exactly, "eat it. I eat the sunlight, basically, to bring that power out."
What.
"Yeah, that's also my Ara-Mitama too, apparently, so even if I could bring it out at will," he pauses to grimace, "might not be the best idea, ya know?"
What.
Every word that comes out of his mouth is making her want to hit something, yet she can't quite place why.
Who would tell him any of that!? She's going to hold off on the whole 'tasting the sun' thing for now, because she actually has a couple of theories about that.
But that being his Ara-Mitama? Who gave him that idea!?
A loud creaking noise echoes throughout the room.
Almost as though possessed by a robot, she turns, her whole body mechanically moving so she can see the source.
Uzume stares back at her, her eyes wide, body frozen, still as a statue, as though frozen in time.
Right at the moment, she was trying to crawl underneath the computer desk and 'escape.'
Well.
She felt divine power begin to flow towards her eyes, but before she could do anything, rather than begging like she normally would, Uzume's gaze flung toward Nori, and with her eyes alone, she desperately pleaded.
Nori grunted, "Seriously? I didn't think you could pray that loud" he grumbled behind her.
And prayed too. Apparently.
"Alright, alrightit actually wasn't Uzume this time." Nori gave an amused sigh, patting her other shoulder.
Oh?
She turned back around, her power settling.
"That'd be a first." She quipped plainly, as she heard the goddess now at her back slump to the floor and give a shivering groan of relief.
"I know, right?" Nori quipped right back.
"Heeeeyyy" Uzume gave a half-hearted complaint, still basking in her relief.
It was ignored as usual, however.
Nori gave an amused snort before continuing, "I'm not entirely sure which of that made you glare at Uzume, though?"
"That part about that power you drew out being your Ara-Mitama." She stated clearly, "That doesn't make any sense. Whatsoever."
Nori blinked, "Ah." So completely caught off guard was he that he didn't even look flabbergasted, just blank, before coughing up an actual answer, "It was actually Inari that told me everything about the Ara-Mitama, said that's what it was and all."
Ah? Really? Inari said all that?
"Although Uzume was there." Nori tacked on at the end all of a sudden.
It took but a moment.
"...Oh come on!" Uzume cried out in pure and utter fear.
She waved her off rather swiftly, however, "She wouldn't have known either, so it's fine."
"Yayyy~!" Uzume cried out once again, her tone completely flipped, "I know nothing~!"
"Mhmm." She hummed, resisting the urge to smack Uzume upside the head for calling herself dumb.
She almost didn't succeed. Almost.
Right now, she needed to think about why and how Inari got to the conclusions she did.
With her son watching on, she sat down on her bed and thought.
Admittedly, and right off the bat, the way Nori acts during that power is odd. It's definitely more violent, definitely more wild.
That would fit with it being related to the Ara-Mitama.
But see, it can't just be the Ara-Mitama, that wouldn't make sense, especially if the trigger is just 'eat sunlight.'
The Ara-Mitama is merely a part of the whole spirit of the kami, of the Mitama, one of four parts actually.
Each part of the Mitama is connected, existing as one, and although they can have their own character and function, that's only what the Kami themselves make of it.
Really, the 'sub-spirits,' so to speak, of a Mitama aren't actually all that important when it comes to the kami themselves, only usually when dealing with shrines, and setting up that whole system does it-
Her thoughts pause, right there.
Ah. So that's the way Inari took it.
Looking at it in that direction, it isn't completely nonsensical then, she could see how Inari would come to that conclusion.
Putting her hands together, she took a breath and brought her gaze back to Nori.
"Right, so, I think I understand what she was thinking, but it's most likely not the case." She tentatively.
Nori shot her the blankest of looks.
She quickly held up her hands, "I know, I knowjust, listen, alright?"
It took him a moment, but soon enough, he huffed and sat beside her, nodding for her to get on with it.
So she did.
"Essentially, what Inari was thinking when she tried to explain that, or rather, what she assumed, is that your body was more like a shintai than just a body."
Nori furrowed his brow at that, "A Body of the Kami?" He translated, allowed, for some reason, "Isn't that one of those things used in shrines?"
She nodded back, "Right! Another term used for one of those is Mitama Representation, a mitamashiro. Essentially, what Inari was assuming is that your body is like a shrine, a literal shrine. Not a metaphorical one."
Nori blinked down at her, "Huh."
"Honestly," She continued unabated, "it's not a terrible analogy, but I feel as though it doesn't really encapsulate all of you." She pauses briefly, a thought crossing her, "Not even a living shrine really does it, though that would be closer. But it still falls short, because your body isn't a shrine, it's not a shintai, it's still you. The you that's alive."
"That'sconfusing." Nori frowns deeply, "Why say it like that? It makes it sound like you, Uzume, Inari, all the Kami in general aren't alive."
Ah. How is she supposed to explain this?
"A different kind of alive." Was her ingenious response.
That made her son just look gobsmacked.
Great.
"... there are different kinds of alive?" Nori stressed, and she already felt like she was losing him here.
"Plants are alive." Then, shockingly, Uzume of all people piped up once morefrom under the desk, her hand poking out as she does so.
He tilts his head her way, "I guess? Technically? But they aren't really conscious, I suppose?"
"Not our kind of conscious." Uzume corrects, "But they still dostuff. They respond to situations, like to damage or stress, and do what they need to survive. How is that not living, even if only smaller?"
Nori looked down, digesting that, and as he did so, she saw an opportunity.
"Think about it like this," she began again, "if there was a scale of being 'alive,' in a sense, plants would rank at the bottom, humans somewhere in the middle, and kami would be a step above. All divine beings would be."
She'd really rather not get into the specifics of each god, though.
Kami are complicated enough as is.
Nori pursed his lips, "So then, nature, beings living in nature, extensions and forces of nature?" He simplifies somewhat.
"Huh." It was her turn to make a noise now, "Yeah, thatthat fits pretty well."
At that, she holds up a hand.
A star ignites above her palm.
Well, not a literal star. A light shaped like one. Pure white, with rays and sparkles flying off it every which way.
Still, if she threw this down from Heaven? Japan, the Korean Peninsula, and a good chunk of China would be wiped from the map.
If there's one way to quantify a force of nature like the sun, it's through destructive power.
"Deities aren't so much physical as forces of nature. Though they most certainly can and often do affect the physical." With a clench of her hand, the star snuffs out.
"But," Nori reaches out, his hand taking her one held out, "you look like everyone else, so much so that you can breed with humans, you can bleed, you can die"
The moment he says that last word, he perks up, as if realization just struck him all at once.
And she's glad for it, because she'd really rather not explain how he was made.
She's still a virgin, after all.
She nods, "But we come back, right. We don't have to bleed, we don't have to look how we do; most divine beings are shapeshifters naturally. Some are known for it."
She had to suppress a shiver at that.
The Greek Gods are especially known for that.
Especially Zeus.
But even the Egyptians, going between bird and human forms, the Norse, particularly Odin, took on disguises all the time in his younger years.
Even amongst them, they have Inari who often roleplays as a fox!
Sure, most divine beings have a 'true form' which is just what they looked like when they were first formed.
As for why they come out usually looking like humans?
Eh. She doesn't know. She never really tried to find out, either.
It was simply never her interest, and she was never curious enough to know about those things!
Well, okay, she might have started wondering over the years why she came out with a smaller chest compared to Uzume, her mother, her
But that's not relevant to any of this!
Ever so slowly now, Nori lets go of her hand and looks at his own.
"Living, in two different ways," he pauses, muttering to himself, "no, the combination of two different ways, and yet" He trails off, before slowly looking toward her, once again, "If this is all the case, then that's not just my Ara-Mitama, I've been looking at it from the completely wrong direction. What is it, then?"
Now, at that, she had to give a sheepish smirk, "Honestly? I'm not completely sure."
The blank stare he gave her could level Japan flat against the ocean floor with how it bore down upon her.
"Well! Hey! I don't have all the answers!" She waves her arms, placatingly, "Especially about you! Not even they do, remember how this all started?"
Nori blinked at that, "Oh, right." He rubbed the back of his head, "Though, if you don't know"
"I said I wasn't sure." She interjected, before Nori could get lost in his own thought again, just like her, "I do have an idea, though."
He shrugged, "I have a concept of an idea, going off what you told me, but let's hear yours first."
She took a breath, man, she really isn't used to this much talking
Even in her meetings, she mostly just sits there and looks majestic, only really barking out orders and commands and listening.
Sometimes napping.
She prefers writing stuff out and making others read it for her, or, back when Uzume was around all the time, making her do it instead.
Delegation! Definitely just that.
"You mentioned that to coax that power out, you needed the sun, right? That you ate it?" Nori hummed and nodded for her to continue, "Well, when I first saw it, I assumed it was you drawing out your full divine power or something, like a super form!"
His flat look is back.
And it's judging.
She does not care!
"What?!" She challenges, glaring back at him, "It sounds cool and makes sense to me! You should have been born a lot stronger than you were, you know? You should have also been much stronger than a normal human on that mountain, too! You should even be stronger than you are now, considering all the training I know you did!"
With every sentence, he flinches a bit, as if slapped.
Before finally letting out a deep sigh as she stopped, "I swear to me, if the answer all along was, 'it's you, but letting your divine power go brrrr' I will drown myself."
On instinct, she reaches up, grabs his cheek, and pulls.
Even if it doesn't seem to even sting him in the slightest, it's the gesture that counts!
"None of that you." She grumbles right back.
"Though, say?" He asks, completely ignoring his pulled cheek, "What's that got to do with eating the sunlight, like I mentioned?"
Oh, yeah, she almost forgot to mention.
She smiled, "You know how the Earth has leylines filled with leylines running through it? The sun has something similar, in a sense. It's a kind of ki!"
"Didn't know about that" Nori grumbles, mostly to himself, "It just felt nice."
She nods, "That's why! Well, remember where your power comes from? So, I'm thinking, you're taking in a bunch of that, basically jumpstarts your divine powers, and forces them out!"
Slowly but surely, Nori starts to cringe.
"I actually hate how much sense that makes." He admits, "And how I can't really think of anything else that makes sense. Or refutes that." Another pause, "Though, that doesn't really explain the frankly violent personality shift."
That's a fair point, a very fair point, actually.
An idea strikes her all of a sudden.
It would certainly help with figuring out what exactly that power of his is.
And since she did deny letting him train against a bunch of other kami, due in large part to her own selfishness
Well, it's not exactly the training he was originally looking for, but it is still training!
Plus, she gets to spend time with her son!
She smirks and leans toward him, "There might be a way to figure that out, and more~..." she hummed.
At first, Nori blinked, but it didn't take long for him to figure out what exactly she was implying.
And immediately start smirking alongside her.
"I think I know just the place to go for this!"
My mother's voice was distant as she led me, and a for once fully clothed Uzume, out of her room and elsewhere.
I wasn't particularly paying attention to my surroundings at this point, and for good reason, I feel.
It's just so strange, isn't it?
I never particularly cared about what exactly I am, at least not before.
Demigod with an asterisk next to it was enough for me.
But now? After all that talk about a power that I would consider very intrinsic to myself
I suppose I'm just not entirely sure how to feel at the moment.
Which is stupid, right? I mean, it's not like it truly matters in the long run, and I know how that saying goes.
Keep it simple, stupid.
I'm me. That's it. Even if that me is technically some weird esoteric mix of divine and human that people and gods don't truly understand, fundamentally.
Well, the fundamentals don't matter. I've got people who love me already, not for that esoteric bullshit, but for me.
That's all that matters.
I know that.
But I can't help but think otherwise now.
I feel like I'm beating a dead horse saying this over and over again, hearing it over and over again, but it bears repeating.
I am both human and divine. If that power isn't my Ara-Mitama, but is truly just more of me, then what does that mean for the me right now?
If that power is more of my divine side, does that make me right now justthe more human side?
The balancing point between the two?
I'm not sure, and the thought makes my head buzz, like it hasn't in a long, long time
"Hey."
I perk up abruptly, with such force that it momentarily felt like I was flying, my surroundings thrusting into place around me all at once, and it nearly made my head spin.
To my side, Uzume looked at me oddly. In front of me, Ama was still leading, her hand clasping mine gently as she led us along.
When did she?
The scent hit me first, due to just how lacking it was originally.
It smelled like earth. Fresh earth, ancient trees, pure and untouched running water.
The sounds struck after, the water moving, not so rapid, but quick enough to glide across the ground and leave a relaxing hum in its wake.
Then, at last, came the proper sight.
It was a gorge, or at least it looked like one, bathed in the intense glow of Takamagahara itself, a step above even the magnifying effects the Shinkai has normally.
We were in the process of walking down the groges wall, down an older than ancient stone carved walkway, mere feet from a drop that would plunge you hundreds of feet into the river below.
A quick look up revealed the same sky as Takamaghara, but somehow, dulled?
Along with trees, trees which I've never seen before, massive towering obelisks of wood, covered in what looked almost like pine, lining the mouth of the gorge, mixed with far smaller, far slimmer tree that looks like bare shrubs in comparison, topped sparsely with light colored leaves, protruding out from the walls of the gorge.
I don't recognize this place at all. From neither metaknowledge nor myth.
I didn't even know where exactly we were, until I turned my head to look a Uzume one more time, and the corner of my eye caught the path behind us.
Leading up, and up, and upto a mountain, up into Takamagahara. Where the same old buildings, roads, and gardens appear to be copied and pasted, forever going up and up to the point I can't see the top anymore.
Huh. The mountain of Takamagahara has a base?
Technically, shouldn't that be Earth, or the Shinkai?
Ugh, what's the point of musing on all of that? I'll probably end up with the answer by the end of this anyway!
So, my focus falls squarely on Uzume, finally.
Who snorts.
Which immediately washes away the small amount of guilt that had built up by my forcing her to wait for a response.
I frown back at her, causing her to snicker.
"It's been a long while since anyone's been down here," Uzume starts, almost reminiscing, "so, keep yourself out of your mind, alright, Nori? Trust me, it'll be worth it!"
Well, the viewisn't bad, I suppose. She's at least somewhat right there.
"Besides!" Uzume continues, "I know you were in a hurry to get to training as soon as possible, so I've been meaning to ask, but uhhow long do we have until your fight?"
My mouth opens, but no words come out.
Because I immediately realized there isn't an actual answer to that question.
My eyes damn near bulged out of my head once those dots started slotting into place.
The guy just said 'that can be arranged' then vanished! He didn't give a time! Neither of us did!
"There likely wasn't a time given, Uzu." At last, Ama speaks up, but before either of us could ask the obvious, she continues, "When the time is right, it'll happen. As for when or what needs to happen first for them to consider it as the right time?" Ama shrugs her shoulders as she explains, "Who can say?"
Uzume grumbles something about nonsensical and mysterious old gods, and I for once agree with her.
Just give a time, damn it! This isn't ancient times! There are no prophecies, no destined end time!
Well, right now. The next scheduled end time is in thirty years or so, but nobody besides me knows about it yet, so my point still stands!
Uzume and I continued to grumble on and on like a pair of children being escorted back home after a trip to the doctors without a stop at McDonald's on the way.
As we made our way further and further down, the gorge began to narrow and narrow, ever so slightly.
The far more noticeable change, however, was the river. Beneath us, it began to thin and thin, going from easily one of the large rivers that would require a massive bridge made of stone and steel to cross over safely, into one of stone, then wood, and by the time we at last reached the bottom of the gorge?
The river was more like a creek, although the water flowed just the same as it did in the river, albeit there was far less of it due to its far smaller size.
However, the river wasn't the thing I was focused on once we reached the bottom, and as it would happen, end of the gorge.
No, that would be the cave.
Hold on, actually, no, that doesn't work either.
It was as though a god came down the mountainside with a hammer and smashed a hole at the base.
Then went in said hole, and just kept on wildly swinging, carving straight through the rock and soil forever onwards.
I couldn't see deeper within, up to a certain point. A few dozen feet, and the light from outside seemed to abruptly vanish without a trace, becoming a curtain of black hiding gods know what.
It could even be the entrance to a whole other realm, for all I know!
Ama gave a wistful sigh and let go of my hand slowly.
Uzume, though, grinned and practically skipped right over to the edge of the river turned creek, jumping right on top of a rock jutting out from the ground, using it like a makeshift stage.
"Ah~! Ama, doesn't this bring back memories~?" She purred out, twirling around on the rock, grabbing at the folds of her kimono like she was preparing to tear the thing open.
Thankfully, the goddess she was addressing raised a hand, stopping her before she could do so.
"No. Uzui. Bad." She grumbled out, with the smallest of blushes on her cheeks.
Uzume giggled impishly before sliding down and sitting on the rock, one leg crossed over the other.
That dealt with, for now, Ama turned to me and sighed lightly.
"Well, Nori, here we are. Amano-Iwato." Now my eyes are practically bulging out of their skull, prompting Ama to give me an amused smile, "I don't think I need to explain the significance of this place, right?"
The cave where she hid from the other gods in mythology? No! That, I got!
What I want to know is why she hid in a place that looks like a second pit straight to hell!
Uzume hummed and chimed in with, "What you need to explain is why you decided to pick this place instead of, oh, I don't knowanywhere else?"
You tell her!
Ama twitched, turning back toward her with a look of legitimate offense, "Hey! You take that back!" She points, hand shaking. "I'll have you know, I built a pretty good place for myself in there! It was beautiful! I was going to work on the entrance when you all had Taji break in my door and you started flashing your tits!"
Uzume gave Ama the smugest look I think I've ever seen from her thus far, "Mhmm. And you loved these titties so much that you stepped right on out, and didn't even realize you couldn't go back until it was too late. Hah!"
Ama was full-body shaking by the time Uzume had finished speaking, her face completely and utterly red, as she turned away from the goddess and kicked at the ground, giving an annoyed and enraged shout as she did.
"Ugh!"
A chunk of rock went flying straight toward the cave.
But just as it was about to pass the mouth of it?
It stopped, smacking against a hazy golden barrier that wasn't there a second ago-
My arm lurched before my eyes caught up with what happened.
Crack.
Ah.
The rock flopped onto the ground behind me.
My hand was bent backwards, almost completely flat against my arm, fingers mangled, and arm itself curved at a strange angleyet still, it held right next to Ama's head, where I had thrust it out.
The rock hit the barrier, then shot off it like some sort of divine cannonball.
Right back at Ama, right for her face.
It would have struck smack in the middle of her forehead, had I not thrust my arm out, trying to catch it.
I didn't think it'd hit with enough force to fuck me up before bouncing off me, though.
Uzume sat there, eyes wide and expression frozen stiff, though she quickly blinked it off, her smirk with all its smug returning.
Ama though?
She blinked.
Then her expression morphed into one of pure and utter horror and guilt.
"I, N-Nori, are, are, you, I'm, um-" I wasn't sure what she was stuttering out, as her hands came up from her sides, shaking and twitching like they didn't know where exactly to go.
Crack.
My arm straightened itself, and I sighed, pulling it back, out of her sight, before her brain could catch up and she could get any ideas.
Holy Spirit Power thrummed up my arm, into my hands, and a stream of cracking sounds and hissing filled the air as all the damage repaired itself in record time.
"Don't worry about it." I waved her off, literally, with my other nondamaged hand, "It'll be fine in a second."
Also, guess I know why she couldn't get back in now, huh?
I couldn't sense it, still can't in fact, but there's definitely some kind of barrier put up repelling her from entering there.
Quite violently, might I add.
"That seal was put in place by all the other gods in Takamagahara, including your's truly," Uzume put a hand to her chest, like her inclusion was somehow impressive or mattered, "it was the only way to stop her from trying something like that again, you know? Without just getting those guys to decree something."
Wait, all as in literally all?
Sheesh, the power of a Chief God, huh?
Ama let out a shaky sigh, before clearing her throat loudly and turning back to me, "R-Right! Putting that aside."
I have a feeling that isn't the seal, but alright.
"Training, right? We're here to train you!"
Girl, please, the subject change was already set up. Stop making it more awkward than it needs to be.
She claps her hands together and continues, "So, you're probably asking how we're going to go about doing that, right?"
Seriously, it's fine, I'm fine. My arm and hand are already fixed up!
"Well, I was about to, yes." I throw in, but Ama keeps going without pause.
"Right! Well, here's how!" Ama promptly holds up a hand.
Just as quickly as her hand went up, it got covered in pure liquid light, like molten glowing honey.
But that was it.
The light flowed around her hand, not doing anything else.
I looked between her hands, and then her face, and slowly raised an eyebrow.
It took her a second, but eventually she realized what she was, or wasn't, doing.
"Oh, uh, right, eheh" without further prompt, Ama jogged up to me, and put her glowing hand on my shoulder-
I let out a shuddering breath, as it felt as though the sun itself put a hand on me.
All at once, those feelings I get from the sun hit me like a freight train. That warmth, that nice feeling, it was like a nostalgia trip.
My own sun, the one beating in my chest like a second heart, suddenly throbbed against the back of my throat, as though longing to burst out and join with it.
The desire to take in that light, like I had so many times before, was nigh overwhelming.
But I restrained it. My will is like an iron trap on that desire.
Not. Now.
"Get it?" Ama looked up at me, a strained and uneasy smile.
My hand, the one that was injured but long since healed, comes up and folds back over her hand.
Ama flinches, her eyes shaking as they dart to our now overlapping hands.
I give her hand a curt squeeze and smile down at her with a nod.
"Yeah, I think I got it." I begin gently, "You juice me up, I try and control it. I had very minimal progress trying it last time, though." I continue to warn her, "If I do lose it, how are you two going to stop me?"
"Throw you in the cave, duh." Uzume speaks up, "Ama may not be able to enter, but everyone else, including you, should be fine. Once you pass the boundary, your divine power gets suppressed, you should be fine then!"
Huh? Wait, how? Why, even?
Is this how the cave apparently suppressed Ama's light?
Ama nods, her gaze growing steadier, "That's right. It sounds unpleasant, but don't knock it till you try it!" Her smile grows slightly less strained.
I'm not sure about that, personally, but alright?
Also, why the hell can this random cave at the base of the mountain of heaven nullify divine powers?
Was this place built by someone with a purpose that got lost, or?
Eh, you know what? None of that matters right now.
I give both goddesses a huff, "I'm not going in there of my own free will."
Uzume smirked, "I'm going to enjoy pushing you in there when you'll need it, then!"
Cheeky brat.
Ama gave an apologetic smile, the light from her hand fading as she did so, "Sorry, I'd do it myself, but, well, you saw thethe rock." Her face strained for a second at the end.
But otherwise, it didn't stick.
Good! Progress!
For good measure, I squeezed her hand just a touch harder and nodded back at Ama, before looking at Uzume.
"Will you even be able to throw me without getting torched?" I ask, very pointedly.
Seriously, just powering up heats the area around me. Ama would be fine, I think, but Uzume?
Goddess of the Dawn or no, I don't think I've ever seen her use or imply to have fire powers.
Uzume, though, waves me off, unbothered, "I have a few tricks."
Those tricks are promptly revealed as Ama leans in a little closer.
"I'll protect her with my aura, don't worry." She says with a sigh.
Ah, I see, Uzume's trick is being a leech? Nothing new there. Also, effective.
With what feels like everything taken care of for now, I let go of Ama's hand and walk to the entrance of the cave.
I only stop right before the boundary. Right where I remember that rock smacking against that invisible golden curtain.
Even so close, I still can't feel anything of the sort.
Thinking about it now, knowing that it can suppress divine powers, maybe that's why?
But then, if it can do that, why is the seal they put up still apparently active?
The easy answer, that being that the seal is basically the door to the cave, but not necessarily within the cave's affect area, springs to mind.
That still doesn't explain how I can't feel a seal supposedly empowered by every divine being in Takamagahara, barring Ama herself, when it's sitting right in front of me, though.
I click my tongue, letting that mystery leave my mind for me.
"Ready when you girls are." I say allowed.
"...Oh wait, we're starting now!?" Uzume cries out, almost whining, as I hear her scramble off her rock.
"Duh." I huff out right back to her, in the same tone she did to me earlier.
"I was, uh, actually kind of hoping we could wait a minute, too?" Ama says, slowly and tentatively.
My stare into the black nothingness blanks.
I say nothing.
A moment stretches on, awkwardly long, painfully so of silence
Until I hear a distressed huff, and more footsteps approach my back.
"Oh, alright, fine!" Ama caves almost immediately, "But I'm no training maniac, we will have breaks, understand, mister!"
"Hmm, alright, that's reasonable." I hum out, much to Uzume's relief.
She's lucky I don't quite catch what she's mumbling about me under her breath. Or I'd drag her bratty ass in that cave with me and correct it.
A hand gently presses against my back, and I hear Ama let out a nervous breath.
"Alright. Ready?"
I nod, and that glow envelops me once more.
"It has been arranged."
An announcement wrung out from beyond the heavens.
From the highest peak of Takamagahara to the lowest base, every single Kami within the Heavenly Realm heard it with perfect clarity.
To most, they'd have not the slightest clue what it meant, or what was even going on.
But for those who thought squirreled away at the mountain's base?
The Goddess of Revelry looked up, a strained and uneven smile across her face, "That's justfreaky, isn't it?" She crossed her arms under her chest, "I mean, were they seriously watching us the entire time, just so they could pull this right as we finished up here!?"
Her attitude had passed with the days.
The Goddess of the Sun, on the other hand, looked far calmer, if still a tad uneasy. "Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Still?" Her gaze diverted from the sky, toward her son, "How's it feeling?"
Her son, who currently resembled a sun.
The markings across his collar had grown, rising like fanned flames up his neck and stretching up his face, turning golden just as they met below his eyes.
His normally still obsidian black hair had turned a familiar shade of deep purple, as it waves around wildly in the throes of his aura.
From head to toe, he was covered in a thick layer of what one could easily assume to be liquified molten metal.
Yet, despite the appearance, his mere presence didn't ignite a firestorm around him, even beneath his feet; not a single blade of grass within Heaven burned.
His eyes looked skyward.
A strange sunlike pattern spun in his eyes as he beheld the Heaven above.
"Good." Her son uttered in response at last, a dissonance in his voice, but not quite booming despite the power he's holding onto at the moment, as his eyes search, and search
"How long do you think you can hold this?" His mother asked in turn, to which the son simply shrugged.
"Long enough." His answer was quiet, his focus clearly elsewhere.
The Goddess of Revelery shot the son with a quizzical look, her eyebrow raising, "Nori, are you okay, because," a smirk slowly slides across her face, so natural as though she was created for such purposes, "if not, we can always give you one last shove for the road~!"
He ignored her, this time.
His pupils abruptly dilated, the patterns within his eyes stilling as he beholds
Ah.
It has been a long time since another has gazed this far beyond.
The son twitched as his eyes went wide.
But now you see, there is a reason why we hide ourselves away.
The son does not shake, not even an inch. He is perfect still.
For once, whether in fear and fright or lack of? It cannot be told.
Perhaps, he does not need to fear? For he holds a power that puts him within the realm of us.
This makes sense.
Respect is due.
The High Creator nods its head in respect.
The Divine Creator nods its head in respect.
Energy nods his head in respect.
Heaven nods her head in respect.
The son gulps as his hold on his power begins to slip.
We look forward to seeing how it holds up in the coming test.
Not even the Central Master himself could have predicted everything that has happened with your existence.
A new day is upon us all.
Energy rises.
"It is time."
"Wah!?" The Goddess of Revelry falls onto her back in startled fright, "C'mon! Again!?"
The Goddess of the Sun perks up, her gaze looking up before sliding back down to her sun, beholding him standing so perfectly and utterly still, "...Nori?" She starts, concern growing in her voice.
The son takes a labored, short breath.
He forgot to breathe since he began his search.
"I await, atop the Heavenly Realm."
Energy leaves.
The four are three now, but no less distinguished.
The aura around the son flickers as he tries desperately to hold onto that power for a spare moment longer.
We smile.
And shut the door from the beyond-
~ A New Sun ~
I gasp, a deep, heavy heave, my hand flying up to my chest on instinct, grabbing at my robe as I breathed as though I was trying to fill a damn vacuum!
The sun in my chest sputters out, turning from a red giant, bursting with divine powerinto something like a white dwarf, barely felt, barely seen, surrounded by cold and an empty void.
I don't need to see my body to know that with the waning of my inner sun, my appearance has returned to normal.
All in all?
I'm planning on never doing that shit again!
I spent, what, a couple of weeks down here? All to use this power, to control it, at will, and I got to see that!?
Well, not really see so much as feel them. At the power I was at, I could finally fucking sense the merry band of voyeurs and track the signal, so to speak, right back to them!
Now my mouth tastes like TV static.
Now my stomach feels full of colors.
I don't know how I know its colors specifically, I just do.
I vaguely got the sense of Ama rushing to my side, and Uzume, my other.
I had fallen to my knees, at some point, I'm not sure when.
Even now, they're voices sound distant, like they're being spoken through a broken microphone.
Thankfully, it's slowly clearing up, but yeah.
Never doing that again.
I'm fairly certain those guys are bumming it right up against the Dimensional Gap. That's the feeling I got from them, anyhow.
Or, if there's anything that conveys tasting TV static and drinking colors, it's probably the Gap.
Not like I'm going to go there intentionally to find out.
Not like I'm ever going to try looking back up there ever again in the first place.
I would sooner bury my cock in Uzume's ass than try that shit again, nope!
"...-nori, Nori! Hey! Hey!? You there!?"
Speaking of. There's at least one of their voices.
I shot her a glare, "Yeah." I practically strangled out, "Though I wish I wasn't."
Uzume huffed and poked my cheek, before humming out, "Could always throw you back in the cave~..."
I shivered at that, "Would really rather not go there again, either."
Uzume shrugs before waving me off with a smirk.
The hell is that look for, though?
Oh yeah, two goddesses are clinging to me, and the other has been oddly silent.
I swivel my head to the other side, only to be met by Ama glaring at me with a steady frown.
I don't even get a chance to open my mouth again before she can state, not ask.
"You saw them, didn't you?"
Uzume perked up at my other side, but I couldn't see exactly how she reacted.
For my part, I just nodded at her.
Her frown deepened.
"You're not going to try doing that ever again. Understand."
Again, I got the sense she wasn't asking.
Thankfully, I wholeheartedly agreed.
With another nod, I managed to get out a, "Wasn't planning on it," without completely choking on it.
A flash of surprise crossed Ama's face for a moment.
I was about to take offense, truth be told. How dare she think I'm that suicidal!
I'm only that suicidal when it comes to fighting an extremely strong foe!
Speaking of once more, one of those is kind of waiting for me, at the top of the Heavenly Realm?
I have a feeling that was meant almost literally, but I guess we're going to have to go up there to actually see.
So, putting behind my offense, I manage to stand back up on my own two feet, with Ama and Uzume moving to help me just a bit.
"Well." I continue, voice getting better by the second, "We shouldn't keep the big guys waiting, should we?" I look between the two.
Uzume crosses her arms and looks away, unease. But Ama? She bites her lip and grips my arm just a bit tighter.
"Weprobably shouldn't," she speaks up, "but I don't want you to go just yet." She pouts.
I give her an amused smile before setting my chin atop her head.
"I know, I knowyou want me all to yourself, and I've still got to meet the whole family, all that." I chuckle, "Don't worry, alright?"
The sun in my chest beats, white flashing golden.
I know Ama could feel it because at the same time, her power beats back, like a drum echoing, and she flinches.
My smile grows.
"I'll try to keep it quick, alright?"
~ A New Sun ~
Fortunately, Ama didn't try and hold me back any longer.
Doubly so, reaching the peak of the realm was simply just a flash of light away.
There's always a but when it comes to so much fortune, though, isn't there?
That being when we did appear, we appeared under the shade.
Something that normally shouldn't have happened, considering we appeared outside the Palace.
The answer became clear fairly quickly; all we had to do was look up.
"Yeah," Uzume whistled at our side, "they certainly arranged something, that's for sure."
Ama just gaped, but I couldn't help but huff.
They had all that time, I figured they'd make some other dimension for us to duke it out in, but this?
I'd almost call it lazy.
Above the palace was, quite plainly, an arena.
A massive crimson square intricately carved into a flying stadium, gleaming and freshly polished as though made of metal, with edges ornately depicting what I could only guess were scenes of mythology wrapping all the way around.
Or I assume they wrap all the way, I couldn't exactly see the entire thing after all.
"M-My Lady!"
Huh, that's a new voice. Male, but distinctly lighter, and what I could best describe as somewhat nerdy.
My head tilts, looking toward the source, finding a guy with glasses, in an ancient Japanese robe, quickly marching his way over to us.
I've seen him before. In the palace, when Ama had her freakout.
But uh, I don't think I ever got his name?
He's somewhat strong, not as strong as the sword god I've met, but stronger than Uzume, at least from what I feel.
But not by much.
He stops, once his eyes lay upon me as well, "M-My Lord!?" He stutters and chokes out.
Is he going to be okay?
Ama finally realized he was there just as he was catching his breath, giving the poor nerd a nod, "Omoikane. I'llexplain on the way?" She slowly decides, somehow already becoming tired.
Ah. Name to face. He's the Wisdom God, right?
Checks out.
Omoikane coughs, adjusting his glasses before they fall off, and straightens himself back up, "The court awaits an explanation then, my lady!"
Ama lets out a low whine, before stomping her foot, almost like an agitated rabbit, "Ngh! No, I'm not explaining this to everybody right now! Just, Nori?" She turns to me.
"Hmm?" I hum, my gaze shifting to her.
"Go." She finally says, almost pleading, "They're waiting."
"...M-My Lady, such a thing-" Omoikane begins to explain, only for Ama to silence him with a raise of her hand without even looking at him.
Her face twitches, even as she continues to look at me, "This should be all the explanation everybody needs."
I actually think this is going to prompt several more lines of questioning, but hey, chief gods plus mother's orders!
Before I head up, though.
I take a moment, stepping forward and kissing her right on the forehead.
Ama yelps.
I chuckle before uttering, "Thank you."
I don't wait to see her reaction before turning and grabbing Uzume by the wrist.
"E-Eh!? Hey-WEH!?"
I smack a kiss against her forehead, too, because she did help.
You have to reward good behavior when it happens. That's how I heard you're supposed to train pets, anyhow.
I smirk before uttering, "You as well."
Without further ado, I turn, light flickering around me.
My destination? Up.
As quickly as it flashes around me, that light fades, my feet hitting the 'ground' beneath me now with a metallic tang.
It didn't take long for my surroundings to register, that being the true lack of them.
A flat, polished space with nothing more to it. My best comparison would be a tournament arena pulled straight from Dragon Ball, or any sort of ring in general, just supersized.
Although such a ring wouldn't mean much without my opponent, would it?
"You came swiftly." There, in what likely constitutes the center of the ring, sat Umashia on his knees.
If he were anyone else, I'd wince for his poor knees. It feels like metal, and sitting on that, on your knees, without a cushion?
I can't even feel true pain, and that's giving me phantom sensations just thinking about it.
"Well," I muse, holding up my hand, "I wasn't going to keep you waiting for much longer."
Light flashes from my hand, the nimbus stilling, coalescing into a shape within my grasp.
I clench my hand, and the light disperses, replaced by my sword.
It's so much more convenient to be able to summon it whenever I want rather than having to carry it everywhere!
Umashia nodded his head, "And we appreciate the swiftness," he responded, with what sounded like true gratitude, as he rose onto his feet without even a twitch of pain, "yet, you come here not at your full power."
My free hand comes up behind my head, scratching it, "Well, yeah?" I admit, "I just got done training, after all."
Granted, it was more mental and spiritual stuff over the physical, a whole lot of dealing with shenanigans in my head.
Umashia shook his head as he approached, "That won't be."
"Uh, okay, so then-" I was cut off, as Umashia reached down his hand.
All he did was poke me on the forehead.
My aura exploded.
In an instant, all I saw was gold, as every single energy source I had within me was brought to full power in an instant.
My sun? It beat furiously in my chest, ready and rearing to go in an instant.
I heaved a breath, momentarily stunned, trying to contain the energy suddenly boiling under my skin.
"What in the!?" I ground out, rather dumbly.
Umashia simply chuckled as he stepped away from me.
"It is about time you learned who I am exactly, isn't it?" He mused, still as good-naturedly as always, yet there was an undertone of anticipation under it all.
Despite how far away he walked, despite how soft and gentle he sounded, his voice carried with an almost eerie ease, "Reed Shoot Prince Elderly Kami."
My surging energy stabilizes, just as pressure begins building in the arena around us.
"That is Umashiashikabihikoji. That is me. I am the fourth kami to exist. I am the first male kami to exist. That is all my essence, my purpose, my power."
Wait, so he's like, the Kami version of the First Man!?
He stopped walking, although he wasn't done, "Therefore, my power is power. Energy. Drive."
The air had begun to steam.
I don't know how best to describe it otherwise.
A white airy flame was manifesting throughout the air. The pressure made manifest.
All coming from him.
And for the first time, I could sense it.
It wasn't divine power, not exactly, no, it was lifeforce. Raw, insurmountable, lifeforce.
I don't have a comparison point for this. It felt damn near limitless.
"This place," Umashia continued, his voice growing heavier and deeper, "this arena, was constructed out of Hihi'irokane. It has been imbued with the power of the others; it will hold. Only an attack that could destroy a country would hope to damage it." He turned around, facing me once again.
His eyes were gone, left as an empty white glowing void, flickering with flames like the air around us.
"The barrier is also in place." He added, and with a glance around, I saw that too.
A translucent red sheen, shaped like another square, rises around the arena on all sides.
"So." Umashia raised his arms out to either side, wide, "Hold nothing back!"
The pressure around me turned into a physical weight.
Before I even knew it, my knee had slammed into the ground below, sending a buzz straight up my thigh and spine.
All around me, the very air appeared to vibrate and burn, life force igniting into a mere fraction of fighting spirit.
Umashia's fighting spirit.
Ever so slowly, despite the buzz beginning to spread across my body, down my shoulder and back, I began smiling.
The Power of a Primordial God.
Howexhilarating.
The sun in my chest beat like a second heart, a second heart about to go through a heart attack.
With every single beat, a sound like a drum bounced around my body, throughout my veins, rattling my bones and echoing throughout my mind.
I can't go max power all the way, not yet. It takes time to heat a house or pick up speed in a car.
But as it turns out, that power was always within me. I had just been using the sun like a pair of juice of jumper cables the entire time.
Treating me as another side, rather than just me, something that needed to be coaxed out.
I was always here. I am who I am. Heh.
The sun pulsed and swelled. Liquid magma ignited throughout my veins, and I felt fire crawl up my neck.
The weight, lessened.
See, the problem is, though, just like any star, any reactor, any power plant, the fuel has to come from somewhere.
Before it was the sun.
Now it's all me.
I raised my head, as the sun in my chest swelled further, its color shifting from yellow to an orangish red.
I no longer so white, only gold, as my aura rippled out into the air around me.
I rose into my full height, pushing past the weight, trying to bring my shoulders down.
As my aura bellowed out around me, I caught a whiff of my slightly lighter black hair as it passed over my eyes.
Umashia grinned, lowering his arm.
He didn't take a stance, but I could tell he was ready regardless.
Let's do this.
I breathe, my sword in my hand glowing as red-hot as the day I reforged it.
I step, and I'm upon him.
A simple opener.
Dance.
Flames of red and gold ignite across the edge of my blade as it streaks down in an arc.
Umashia barely moves, only raising a single arm. The thick corded muscles lacing his forearm tense as the entire thing glows with a white flame.
Concentrated fighting spirit.
My blade slams down on his arm like a hammer upon an anvil.
The entire arena rings at the strike, but neither my sword nor his arm suffers any damage.
My eyes spin, and I feel the next move right before it materializes.
His other arm lashed out in a furious uppercut, right for where my chin was.
Fake Rainbow.
The afterimage he strikes doesn't just fade; it explodes, as a pure white tornado cranes out from his fist and smashes into the barrier above.
I don't waste time creating several dozen afterimages to try and confuse his senses. He can watch me from another realm; he'll perceive me here easily.
I appear at his back, sword already craned back, fire igniting around it as though in a mirror to his own attack.
Sunflower Thrust.
The tip of my blade slams straight into his lower back, right where his spine would be.
Fire screams out around me as it spins and churns like a drill before blasting me back.
I'm sent skidding across the ground, far back across the arena, nearly slamming into the barrier myself.
As I look forward, I see Umashia just standing there, completely unharmed, not even a nick in his robe where my blade could have pierced.
He looks back, smiles, and turns to face me.
My grip on my blade tightens, my aura flaring as I do the spiritual equivalent of shoving more coal in the engine.
Or this case, dropping water onto a sun.
Dozens to hundreds to thousands and more gallons of water.
Umashia reels his hand back, his palm open, a cyclone of raw lifeforce swirled into his palm in an instant.
It was only thanks to my eyes that I caught the spark of blue in the first place.
My sword swung out on raw instinct, intercepting the deep blue aura blast before it could blow straight through my chest.
The moment my sword's edge made contact with the aura blow, the entire thing unraveled.
That cyclone burst free from the aura sphere, slamming me against and pinning me to the barrier at my back for barely a second.
But that's all it took.
A wave of pure force slammed into me as Umashia punched straight and forward, keeping my back pressed against the barrier, my arms forced back and pinned as my entire body buzzed.
Another punch, another wave of white, another dash of buzzing lacing my form.
And then another, and another, and another.
It was like getting hit over and over again by a beam of light that had mass.
The sun in my chest swelled once more.
Fire erupts from my form, red slowly giving more and more way to gold.
Another wave hits, slamming my flames back against me.
I breathe deep, taking them all back in.
As another wave comes, I breathe out in a roar.
Force and fire meet halfway, and the two explode, igniting nearly half of the arena in a firestorm.
That wave never reaches me.
My legs hit the ground right as I regain control of my arms, and I move, this step blinking through the firestorm with enough force to carve a hole straight through the center of it.
No fancy tricks, no sneaky angles.
I'm upon him.
Umashia lowers his arm to meet me, another cyclone gathering in his palm.
Rather than my sword, my other arm reels back in response.
A cyclone of fire swirls into my palm, gathering into a sphere of flames that condense and pull inward.
Light flashes and burns around the super condensed sphere as it turns black, and all of a sudden, it's as though I'm holding a solar eclipse in the palm of my hand.
His blue aura sphere rises as my solar eclipse falls.
As soon as the spheres impact each other, the entire arena shudders. White and red pushing against each other, force and heat, contesting as our spheres unravel in each other's hands.
Flames explode out from under the soles of my feet as I hold and push back.
For a second, the entire arena becomes a firestorm as a result of our clash.
Until I see Umashia take a very deep breath, aura building around his throat
The next time he opens his mouth, it's not another breath, it's a roar.
Ripples upon ripples of white radiate from his entire body, crashing over my fire like tidal waves and blowing them out.
At the same time, he forced me back up into the air, my body spinning.
I right myself as my ears ring and buzz. Sound returns immediately as they heal, but it's my eyes that catch him again as he appears.
Right above me, arms raised, hands overlapping and clenched.
With a single seal with one hand, smoke explodes between me and him, sending me, and several dozen other me's, flying in various directions.
The me stuck where I was, though? He looks around, rapidly, before realizing where exactly he was.
"Ohyou DICK!" He cries.
Before getting sledgehammered back into nonexistence and smoke.
Sorry. Your sacrifice will be worth it.
Flames ignite beneath my feet once more, yet as my aura shines brighter and brighter, I do not race toward battle.
My once black hair flutters across my sight, now a deep purple.
Finally.
All my clones do the same, launching themselves at Umashia from various directions.
Umashia turns, his arm raised and fist clenched, twisting and swinging it around midair.
A whirlwind emanates, and all my clones are slammed into it.
All of whom promptly explode. Violently.
The whirlwind he created becomes a vortex of my holy spirit fire in an instant.
With another, the flames at my feet burst once again, flinging me straight into the inferno.
I see him falling, the flames licking across his glowing form, and he seems unbothered.
I will change that.
More fire. More flames. More power.
Gold etches across my blade as it ignites this time.
He turns right as I lash down upon him again, his forearm blocking. Gold strikes white, the ring shuddering in the inferno around us.
With a grunt, he flings me back.
I make a single sign, both hands still clasped on my blade.
A clone poofs into existence behind me, his feet already lashing out.
As one, flames erupt from both our feet, and I'm sent flying right back into the fray.
The sheer force of the power pushing from my feet poofs the clone almost immediately after it's summoned, but it's more than enough.
I come spiraling back in, already arching into another slash.
Sun-
My sword comes down like a beam of sunlight, slamming into a metal wall that is his arm once again.
I'm flung back.
Another clone, and a big explosion of jets of flames, and I'm back upon him.
-Halo-
The gold in my blade spreads like an infection across it, another slash for his neck blocked by his wrist.
He sends me away with a wave of his arm.
-Dragon-
I come back even faster.
Fire and metal slam against force and flesh, the inferno around us growing larger.
The fire begins taking shape, images of something forming within the heat.
I'm knocked away, again and again.
Yet I keep coming back.
-Head-
There is no time to think, there is no time to plan, to fight back.
There is only us, the fire, and my blade.
My clones send me flying back, fire my tail like a comet, each time I'm sent away.
Each entrance is a new angle, each swing coming from a different position, aiming for a different limb now.
It's all one-
-Dance.
Into.
Solar Heat Haze.
My next strike comes to a halt right before it can actually reach him.
My sword passes down through the air right in front of him.
He raises his forearm, but nothing meets his flesh.
For the first time since I've met him, his brow creases in confusion.
The fire roars in greeting.
Umashia abruptly faces up, his fist rising skyward, to meet the massive dragon head made of pure golden flame.
A white wave of force crashes into its maw.
It eats it, not even slowed a single bit as it crashed right on top of the Primordial God.
The inferno around us turns inwards, condensing, drawing in all upon him, as though itself was one supermassive flaming blade.
The resulting explosion wasn't one of flames or heat; it was one of pure golden light, a pillar shooting straight up into the barrier at our heads.
I stand up straight, my back perfectly straight, as light purple hair wafts into my eyesight.
The sun in my chest beats with the fury of a red giant, sparking with gold and light unchallenged.
I am whole. I am one. But not for long.
The light finally clears, and I behold the Primordial God, kneeling, in a small pool of molten metal straight from the arena.
His body smoking, his robe at last singed and glowing at the hems, parts of his body glow an angry pink.
"...Haha. Hahahaha!" He laughs, boisterously, as he rises back onto his feet, the pink in his skin fades with white rushing over it, "There he is!" he holds out his hands, "The new sun!"
My blade burned gold, light, and fire, igniting into being around it at the same time.
Umashia grinned, his foot thundering against the arena as he finally took a stance.
Both of his hands, gathered at his side.
This time, when the vortex of white came, and blue sparked, it didn't just end there.
The white continued, gathering more and more power, until it was subsumed by a gathering of pure blue light, gathering and bursting between his palms.
The molten metal churning beneath his feet blew out around him as the lifeforce burst, rays of light and sparks of blue flying this way and that.
I smiled, the resemblance to a certain technique comes to mind. Almost uncannily so.
Then again, I suppose such a technique, and who it is used by, would be a good indicator of peak masculine power, no?
I hold my sword out to the side. The golden fire doesn't explode out in a rage; rather, I focus it.
The light and fire seemingly die down until the blade itself seems to become one with my aura, wrapped in a bellowing haze of heat.
I barely register him thrusting his hands out, himself roaring as a blinding beam of pure blue power rockets from his palms.
Not because I can't see him. I can.
My focus is elsewhere.
I swing out my sword, as though drawing a horizontal line across a page with a pen.
Where my sword goes, a line of my divine power draws across the world, painting a ray of still golden radiance against a backdrop of blue.
But like every good sunset sky?
The blue vanishes with the setting of the golden light.
"Divine Sword. " I intone for the first and only time here.
His beam of blue power unravels into nothing, not even wind. Umashia stands there, his hands still outstretched as it happens, his mouth slightly agape.
A golden line etches across his torso.
A golden line etches out behind him, across either side of the barrier.
The golden line before me vanishes in a haze of heat.
I breathe out, at long last.
Rays of light burst out from the line across his chest and barrier, before it all promptly erupts.
In one second, there was light, and the next, a flash of flames before it all abruptly ceased.
A straight section across the barrier was simply gone.
The straight section of Umashia's torso was simply gone, only held together by a burning white force.
Umashia looked down, slowly, as though he hadn't realized fully what had happened.
Then it clicked, and he slowly looked back up at me.
"...Well done." He said, genuinely.
Before promptly falling over onto his side, clutching his torso.
I feel a familiar set of pressures wash over the field, and I look up to greet them, but not all the way up.
Umashia vanishes, his presence joining theirs.
They offer a bow.
Which I return, wordlessly.
They leave as quickly as they come, not out of fear or anything; it's just how they are.
As the barrier begins to fall apart around me, releasing me, I can't help but smile.
And really wish there was a sun or something in the sky to look at. Isn't it a bit too bland up here?
He won.
Even as they feel the Kotoamatsukami's presence leave, even as the barrier surrounding their arena comes down, it's still processing.
Amaterasu doesn't suspect it will for a while longer.
Right. She didn't doubt him at all! It's just, you knowshe didn't expect it?
Okay, that sounds bad, but really it's nothing like that!
"M-My, um, m-my lady?" Omoikane stuttured out in a hush whisper at her side as he continued staring up the arena, his next practically locked in place, even as his glasses were halfway down her face, "Forget the explanation, what are wesupposed to do now?"
For one, her advisor, the actual God of Intelligence and Wisdom, was stumped.
Even in his most ridiculous moments, he usually had something to offer, even if it wasn't the greatest idea.
But now? Nothing.
Yeah, that tracks. She has no idea what to do about this either.
Uzume, at her other side, looked just as gobsmacked.
Around her, the other high-ranking Kami of her court stared with similar sets of expressions.
Even the masses that had gathered beneath the area were completely shocked and utterly still and silent.
Something like this has never happened before.
The Kotoamatsukami don't even fight, or at least, before her son turned up and got into it with one, she didn't think they did!
Even when the Primordials of other Mythological Systems would hit the battlefields during the Great War like a natural disaster, they never stirred.
Granted, it's not like Japan and the Shinto were ever attacked by an outside Primordial God before, but the threat there was never zero.
Yet they stirred not even a little bit.
She barely understands why the Kotoamatsukami are being a bit more active than usual now.
Sure, as he just proved, Nori is in a league of his own amongst them now.
Even when he's not accessing that power, he's still a force to be reckoned with against some of the stronger gods!
But that can't be all right?
Well. Whatever plans they may have had for him, she wishes them the best in trying to force him to do anything now.
Her mind sharpens as a golden light steps off the edge of the arena.
Like a dewdrop falling off a serene leaf, the point of golden light gently descends from the arena, heading down for them.
As it falls, that golden light rapidly begins to grow smaller and dimmer.
Until he touches the ground before them, not a lick of golden light left, no aura or anything, just the regular old Nori.
"I think I did pretty well." Nori muses with a smile in general.
Ama had to resist the urge to smack him over the head and tell him not to be a cheeky little brat after pulling off something like that.
Or maybe he deserves being able to talk like that, because he did pull it off. She supposes that's something to be smug and prideful about.
In the modern day, gods are rarely truly threatened. The only thing that could really kill Primordial Gods was other Primordials, or the scarce few monstrously strong gods, like Thor or Lugh.
In the modern day, that number has grown, and it would appear her son has joined their number.
Huh. Now she just wants to cuddle him and tell him how proud she is, damn it!
Fortunately, her gridlock on deciding just what they were supposed to do now is shared by everyone else around her.
Even Uzume. They all heard what he said, and yet, not a single peep.
After a moment of that, Nori rubs the back of his head, this small, almost awkward smile stretching across his face. At the same time, his sword just abruptly vanished from his other hand in a small flash of light.
"Tough crowd. Oh, well." He sighs, waving them all off.
She isn't the one who starts what happens next.
No, to her shock, it's Uzume.
Nori perks, his gaze drifting to her, as she suddenly drops onto her hands and knees and bows deeply into a full-on kowtow.
"Uh?" Nori starts letting only, only to be silenced in turn, as Uzume seems to have started a chain reaction.
The other gods around her began following her lead. It started as a trickle, one at a time, and another kami would join the bow.
But very quickly, it became more than that.
In seconds, all the kami around her were bowing.
The masses surrounding the palace fell to their knees in tidal waves, following along even more fervently.
Not a word had been uttered, yet Nori couldn't have appeared more gobsmacked.
Well now.
It would be rude of her not to follow suit, wouldn't it?
As their Chief Goddess, kowtowing isn't something she can do, but
She met his eyes and smiled.
Seeming to sense what she was about to do, he gave her a look which practically begged her not to.
Too bad~!
She clasped her hands in front of her waist, one over the other, straightened her back, and bowed.
Her smile never left, even as Nori let out a strangled breath, likely trying to comprehend what exactly he was seeing.
Though now that they got this far, she started wondering
When are they supposed to stop?
Huh.
She doesn't know.
Clearly, Uzume is the one to blame for this! Damn it!
~ A New Sun ~
How the hell is one supposed to react when you've got basically an entire realm full of gods bowing for you?
I'd look it up on Google, but somehow, I don't think I'd get an answer.
No, seriously, I have no fucking idea what to know right now.
I look back and forth, seeing every kami besides my mother on their hands and knees, kowtowing. Beyond the sole exception, they're all doing it.
Without even so much as a twitch or spasm, too. They're all so eerily still.
It's hitting a certain uncanny valley effect for me right now.
Which isn't helped by the sheer non-answer my head is giving me about what I'm supposed to do in this situation.
Well! Uzume started it! So I can safely blame her for this, at least!
She probably did it knowing I'd have know clue how to react to this.
Which, good guess, she'd be absolutely right.
Truth be told, I wasn't really sure what to do after Umashia fell either.
I just immediately started aura farming for the hell of it.
I also wasn't sure how the other kami would react to me beating up what amounts to one of everyone's grandparents.
Thankfully, they weren't mad. Truthfully, though, I sort of expected it.
Definitely didn't expect this.
My hand comes up, pinching the bridge of my nose as my mind races.
I canactually feel my face heating up.
Out of embarrassment. Wow.
I can't say when the last time I felt that was.
After taking a moment to just breathe, I finally figured that a good place to start would be getting everybody off the ground first.
I approach my mother and the few kami gathered around her, and hold a hand out to them.
"Rise. Please." I speak, my voice low and quiet, but not utterly a whisper, "This might be a little bit much."
It took a moment, but for that moment, my stomach was twisted into a knot.
Then, Ama spoke, and that knot eased away, "Maybe so," she said, voice light yet proud as she eased out of her bow, "but to be fair, it's not like anything like this has ever happened before." Her smile strained slightly before she then admitted, "So, we really don't know where to go from here either."
Thank. Me! I'm not the only one!
Omoikane, or glasses, as I am considering renaming him in my head, rises not long after she does, also speaking up, "Admittedly, if you hadn't won, my Lord - and I mean no offense - this wouldn't be so difficult." He practically sighed out.
Fair enough, glasses, fair enough.
Uzume rose with a cheeky grin, but didn't say anything; she merely gave me a shrug.
As though a string of reverse dominoes, when the others sat back up, so too did the others, one by one, chaining down the line to the masses.
"It really is." Ama huffs, almost pouting as she crosses her arms, "If we hold a big feast or something now, honoring your victory, that would be disrespectful to the Kotoamatsukami."
"On the other hand, a feast celebrating your mere survival would have been fine, my Lord." Glasses chimes in to clarify before I could even ask.
Something's bugging me about that, though.
"How would it be disrespectful to them when they agreed to the fight in the first place?" I asked, eyebrow raising, "A match that they then lost?"
Glasses looked like he was about to answer, but Uzume got to it before him.
"It's because they're old." She stated, to which glasses suddenly looked at her in absolute appall, his glasses nearly flying off his face at the force with which he turned.
Ah. Respect your elders. Taken to the literal max.
No shock there.
"That," Uzume kept going, "plus, when Mikaboshi thought-"
She was abruptly cut off by a long, silent wheeze as Ama suddenly jammed her elbow straight into her side.
Without even looking.
Her smile seemed far stiffer.
Glasses looked paler.
It was like, for just a brief moment, the atmosphere of the area flipped on its head.
Then, right as Ama removed her elbow from Uzume's side, it was back, and her smile seemed to lighten up.
"The point is," Ama continued for her, "it's all about respect. For them, and you. Both of you deserve respect, them for their position, you for what you just accomplished, it's justwe need to think of something, alright?"
Okay.
I see how it is.
We're just going to brush off that name drop, then? The guy who I never heard of whose name literally translates to either August Star or Dread Star.
Do we have a kami Lucifer? Is he dead? Do I need to worry about this guy showing up at my door, alive, because he heard that I beat a Kotoamatsukami and wants me to 'rebel' with him?
If just the mention of this guy makes everyone freak out a little bit, he can't be good news, at least.
Honestly, I probably am thinking a little too much into this.
The guy is probably dead, and since I've never heard about him, likely he never got enough faith to revive.
Especially if his thing is rebellion. Can't see Japan being into that as much, fortunately.
Well, in this case, it's fortunate. In some cases, they could definitely use a little more rebellion. Or at least a willingness to do so.
Still, something to keep an eye on, I suppose.
And something to ask Uzume about when we're not surrounded by a bunch of people who really don't want to talk about him.
Ah, well. For now, I should focus on dealing with this.
So I let Ama's very blunt shift of topic go, and rather plainly ask, "Do we need to think of something right now?"
Ama hums, before eventually replying slowly, "Nobut, it would be better if we figure it out sooner rather than later." She scratches the back of her head and cringes slightly, "The longer we wait, the more kami are going to start getting antsy, and then they're going to start arguing about what should be done, and" she trails off with a shiver.
Glasses fixes his glasses at long last, and nods, "That is correct. The masses tend to getrowdy when it comes to matters of respect and honor."
My memory briefly flashes to when what basically amounts to a drunken rage barfight erupted right on the streets of Takamagahara.
That's putting it lightly, glasses, that's putting it really lightly.
I cross my arms and nearly grumble out, "Even if I say I don't want anything?"
Which I totally do want a party by the way!
Glasses gives me a small, pitying smile, "Unfortunately, they still would, my Lord."
Well, I would like one, but if everyone's just going to be annoying about it, then it may not even really be worth it!
Yeah, you know what? Fuck it, we can decide on this later.
"Of course." I huff, "Right, well, for right now, I think I earned some rest! We can figure this all out later."
My piece said, I lean down, and reach out with both arms.
"Huh?" "Eh?"
Ama and Uzume both blink as both my arms wrap around them.
"WOAH!? HEY!" "WEHH!?"
They then cry out as I pick them both up, bringing them up with me as I stand up straight, carrying them over either of my shoulders.
Light as a pair of feathers.
Unless we count Uzume's ass anyway.
Now then!
"If you need us, we'll be in her room." I tilt my head toward Ama, "So, unless you do, don't bother us, alright?"
Poor glasses just stood there, staring at me, almost like he was before everyone started bowing.
Completely and utterly gobsmacked.
It took me another word to smack him out of it, "Well?"
He perked up at my far sharper tone, before finally squeezing out, "Yes, L-Lord!"
I nod before walking off without another word.
On my way back into the palace, I spot a good few of the other kami conversing amongst themselves, although not all.
From what little I hear, they seem to be brainstorming ideas for what to do next.
For example, Takemikazuchi was talking to this far older, far plumper, old man; the guy actually kind of reminded me of Iroh, from Avatar the Last Airbender.
The old man was talking about some kind of parade, but Takemikazuchi simply gave an aggravated sigh and shook his head, causing the old man to look sad.
Everyone who wasn't engrossed in planning was looking toward me, similar expressions to the ones glasses just had on their face plastered across their's.
As I entered the palace proper, however, I barely took notice of one particular man, whose fists were clenched at his sides, and whose expression was far more miffed.
~ A New Sun ~
I threw both goddesses onto the bed as soon as I entered the room.
"Oof!"
"Ah! Oh my, Nori, so rough-"
I jumped in soon after.
Except, as Uzume started opening her mouth, Ama turned and brought her hand down.
And, as it would just so happen, I was also bringing my hand down as it came falling in.
It was perfection.
At the same time, Ama's hand and mine came down, right onto Uzume's ass, one for each cheek.
The sound that rippled out from the super unison spank felt like it echoed across the room, utterly silencing Uzume, her mouth wide open as though she was stuck in the middle of a silent scream.
All Uzume could do was twitch in pain before her face hit the bed, and she went limp.
Dead.
Heh. Drama queen.
Ama huffed, shaking her head, before looking my way.
"You really shouldn't do that in front of everyone, you know?" She admonishes me lightly.
"Is it a respect thing?" I ask, pretty much already expecting the answer.
She nods back, but adds, "That, but it's also an appearances thing. I'm the Chief Goddess, I can't be seen being carried around like that." She grumbles further, blushing a bit, "If you're going to do it at all, at least do it right. Don't throw me over your shoulder like a sack."
Here, I would quote something about her who calls herself the Chief Goddess is no true Chief Goddess, but really, it doesn't roll off the tongue. At all.
So, I decide to simply say, "I just beat a Kotoamatsukami, the hell is anyone going to do about it?"
Ama raised a finger at that, like she wanted to object, but found words failing to leave her mouth.
No, because really, what could they do?
Socially shun me? Like that will do anything when I already sit at the top of that ladder?
Fight me? HAH!
Now I know, I know. Traditions, customs, ceremony, respect, bleh~.
Here's the thing: if they want my respect? They're going to have to earn it.
If Ama doesn't want me to do it? Fine. But if someone else has a problem, they can stuff it.
They aren't Ama. They aren't even Uzume. Their opinion means less than nothing to me.
Maybe my ego is just getting to me after I basically cut a Kotoamatsukami in half, but hey, I'm allowed at least a little divine pride now and again, right?
"Y-You," Uzume speaks up, a finger slowly, shakily being held up, "should really take N-Nori's stance sometimes, A-Ama," the drama queen goddess fake croaks out, "it's useful, n-not giving a fuck sometimes"
Although what she says does hold some truth.
To that end, Ama simply huffs and crosses her arms.
Silence ensues. But it's not awkward. It's nice.
It's also not the silence I had to deal with in that damn cave. That was oppressive. It was stillness.
I don't see how Ama slept in that place at all.
This bed, though? Real nice.
Really, the main reason I wanted to get away so much was because I am very out of it internally here.
I used up everything sustaining that power of mine, and I've run dry.
Physically, sure, I'm fine. But I'm so dry on energy that I couldn't even heal a scratch right now.
And that's not even talking about using any of my other powers, like my fire or light.
Even my ki is depleted, I can't even summon an aura of fighting spirit right now.
That's the toll using that for too long will dole me.
So, I'm going to enjoy recharging on a proper bed rather than in a gorge now.
As for tomorrow, well, maybe someone will figure something out? Or I might have to?
Either way, it'll get figured out somehow!
I woke up to silence and solitude.
In a way, it was sort of surreal. I'm only just now realizing that when I deign to actual sleep, I usually wake up with or to someone next to me.
Usually, that's Kuroka's soft purring in my earor her tits in my face, something like that.
It's uncanny now. It's deafening. I sit up from my prone position and sweep my gaze back and forth, looking at both sides of the bed.
No half-naked Goddess of Revelry. Who I know physically can't wake up before me to save her life.
No Goddess of the Sun either. Who I suspect would also rather sleep in and find any excuse to stay put in her woman cave.
I flip over onto my back in a smooth motion, my gaze sweeping across the other side of the room, only to find, once more, nothing.
Uzume isn't at her impromptu gaming setup. Ama hasn't stolen the beanbag chair.
Perfect. Quiet.
I hate it. Even the click and clack of Uzume typing incessantly away at the keyboard would be far more welcome than this.
How the hell does my mother stay in here all the time? By herself?
With a shiver, I scramble my way off the bed, nearly getting tangled up in the blanket and smashing my face into the floor in my haste.
What saves me is the fact that I'm far stronger than the blanket, and so rather than get caught on it, my body pulls it along with me, tearing it from the bed instead.
"...Oops." I pause briefly to bundle up the blanket and toss it back onto the bed before quickly resuming my grand escape.
By opening the door and power walking out.
Truly, the most difficult of tasks.
The door shut firmly behind me, and I took a moment, standing there and sighing out.
My hand reaches up, pinching the bridge of my nose between my eyes so hard I start to feel the beginning of a buzz.
I hum at that. Good. So I'm not dreaming then, all of a sudden. I don't think I ever have before, so starting now, right after yesterday, would probably mean something is up, right?
Yet. I can't help shake the feeling that something is up, anyhow.
And I don't mean the good kind of up, as in everyone is busy planning a party.
My vision stretches down the hall, sweeping from left to right, much like the room I was in before.
Still, nothing.
However, it's not entirely silent, unlike the room behind me.
In the distance, I could hear voices.
I can't tell what exactly is being said, as far away as they are, but I can tell they aren't exactly happy.
Already, I could feel a frown slipping onto my face, as my senses hone in on the direction of the voices.
I recognize a fair few, like Ama, Uzume, and glasses, along with a few other kami that I paid sparse notice to last night.
But there's another out there now, whose power feelsfamiliar.
It's like Ama's. It's almost like mine, but only in shades, and of course, far weaker.
My frown deepens. Who the hell is this new guy?
My feet were carrying me down the hall before I even realized it.
I was paying attention to my surroundings no longer. Instead, I pulled my power inward and held onto it tight, focusing on remaining as stealthy as possible while listening intently.
My hearing isn't as great as my eyes, unfortunately, but it doesn't take long for me to start catching what's being said.
"...Oshi." I hear Ama, as a quieter moment comes up, addressing someone, "I understand where you're coming from, truly, but-"
"I care NOT for your understanding, mother!" A new voice, far deeper and gravely, washes over the quiet like a tidal wave.
I freeze. Mother? Oshi? Who?
"No buts! There shouldn't be any confusion in this manner!" He continues, his rage obvious, voice bouncing across the halls, "So what of his power!? That does not grant him pardon over tradition and custom!"
His? Wait, is he talking about me!?
"Some would say," another voice, who I instantly recognized as glasses, interjects curtly yet calmly, "that your attitude toward your mother and ruler right now does just that."
"My words and actions today come not from sheer arrogance, pride in my power, or anything like!" The man spats, outrage growing, "No, I am here out of a sense of duty! My words derive from such! We are no demons! Nor barbarious youkai, bending to the demands of the strongest and fucking them to create stronger ilk!"
Rage, white hot, spiked through me and bristled within my chest.
I know it wasn't targeted. At least, this guy better pray it wasn't, but his words reminded me of my girls.
Someone snorted a chuckle, probably Uzume, considering how short-lived and cut off it sounded, probably because Ama gave her a look or something.
She's getting her ass beat for that one later.
"Well!?" The man continues, "Tell me my words aren't false! Did we not wage war on the Earthly Kami, on the Youkai, for such vile propagation!? Did we not civilize the material plane, bring it order, peace, laws, tradition, and more to stop such inept and chaotic governance?!"
"Correction." Ama answered, her voice far stiffer, devoid of most emotion, almost like when she was dealing with Odin, "You did no such thing. I sent two to pacify the world. I originally wanted you to rule them, to bring that order, but you refused. Your son did not."
Holy fuck, I can feel that burn from here.
Though that story
"And where is he now, hmm!?" The man bit back, quieter, yet beyond bitter.
"That was his own mistake!"
I nearly fell over as the entire palace rumbled at Ama's voice. I heard the startled cries that followed, as several within the throne room fell.
Ama continued, the power in her voice withheld, but the fury behind it still present, "You can't, won't, continue blaming me for his death!" She hissed, "Blame your cowardice instead for not going when you were intended! Blame his poor decision-making for letting himself get cursed! Blame the one who cursed him in the first place! But do not blame me for giving him the choice to step up where his father failed!"
My mouth hung open, while my head lay devoid of thoughts. I had never heard her talk like this before; I never even thought she could.
And she wasn't even done.
"Let's stop beating around the bush. I know what this is, in truth." She continued, voice dangerously low, "You're jealous of your youngest brother, aren't you? Don't be." It wasn't a recommendation, it was an order. "As my son, you were given privileges. The ability to choose, for one. He is much the same. If he chooses to eschew tradition, he can suffer the consequences."
What's left unspoken, of course, is how much I'll actually suffer from those consequences.
The answer? Not at all.
"He is not." To my shock, the other guy still has a voice to bite back with, "He is not one of us!" He hisses back, "The way he treated you, everyone around him, that is not our way!"
"He was not raised here, like you, that is true, but he is one of us." She states, "And this is final. Do you understand?"
For a moment after her words, silence reigned.
But only a moment.
"...No." Was the eventual reply, almost like a snarl, "I will gather my brothers, we will make you understand, you must see, mother! The way forward doesn't lie with him! It can't!"
Before any more words could be exchanged, I felt divine power and light pulse, and his power vanished into the wind.
All in all?
I really want to punch that guy in the face.
But the infuriating thing is that it would kind of prove his point, wouldn't it?
I let out a low click of my tongue as the throne room explodes into several voices once again.
But before I could filter them through my senses and put those who agreed or disagreed with that guy's stance to their powers, Uzume's voice cut through it all.
"Say!" She began, more than a touch uneasy, "Don't you think that whole shaking the palace thing woke him up?"
My eyes widened. Oh fuck.
Wait a minute. I don't care if I get caught. This is kind of important stuff to know.
And if they were planning on trying to hide all this drama from me, I'll spank them both!
I relaxed significantly at this realization.
"Oh no." Unlike a certain other goddess, who heard Uzume's words and immediately let out a panicked squeak.
I didn't need to see her tumble off her throne; I heard it, along with Uzume's barked laugh at it.
By the time the doors leading from the throne room into the halls swung open, I had already positioned myself perfectly.
So, instead of an empty hall, the two goddesses met with me, leaning against the wall, a nice little smile stretching across my face.
For additional dramatic effect, I even made my eyes active, so they spin and glow slightly!
Uzume and Ama froze in place like a couple of doe caught in the headlights of an oncoming truck driven by seven bears deep deadbeat.
The kami behind the two, those who were watching them scramble to leave, also saw me.
They paled and stiffened instantly.
I tilted my head slightly to the side, "Hey, girls." I began, my voice as easygoing and melodic as I could make it, "What'd I miss?"
Uzume was, unfortunately, the first to manage speech.
"...Please don't fuck my ass too hard?" She causally asks and or begs.
Ama promptly started choking on Uzume's sheer, well, there isn't a word to describe whatever the hell just graced our ears.
Uzumeness? Yeah. Ama started choking on Uzume's Uzumeness.
It didn't take long for Ama to decide that Uzume should join in, as she swiftly turned and grabbed said Goddess of Revelry by the throat.
"UZUME!" Ama cried in sheer and utter outrage.
I sighed, seeing Uzume's face immediately start flashing through the colors of the dawn, my mother's grip so vice around her throat that she can't even let out a choked sputter.
This is going to be a long, long morning, isn't it?
~ A New Sun ~
"Right. So." I clasp my hands together as I stand before the beanbag, as though praying, because in a manner I am.
Maybe that's a bit presumptuous, considering we just got back, but still. It's for a good cause!
For Uzume to miraculously remain tied up and gagged via blankets, as she is right now.
Currently, she's wriggling around on the bed like a worm, trying and failing to escape or free herself.
Not sure how long that'll last, though.
Not even sure how strong that blanket actually is, damn.
Peak Maou Class blanket?
Anyhow, sitting in said beanbag chair, has been since we got back, almost like a child about to be scolded, was Ama. Her face was twisted in a pained frown, like she could decide whether to be ashamed, angry, or depressed, all at once.
It went like that almost as soon as she got done tying up Uzume over there.
"...Let's start at the beginning." I finally settle on saying after a moment.
It takes even longer than a moment for her to finally begin, but when she does, her voice just sounds broken.
"It was just supposed to be a normal court meeting." Uzume's struggles behind me cease at once as soon as Ama spoke up, "That's all it was. Oshihomimi, Oshi, he's my first son, and after so long, he has returned home." She shook her head, "I should've known it wouldn't have been normal. With him, it never could have been."
I kneel to her, placing my hand on her knee with a sigh.
"Yeah, I could sort of tell," I say, tactfully not mentioning his son. Seriously, you'd need to be denser than the arena that's still probably floating overhead not to figure that out.
Ama cringes, almost painfully so, "Y-You were there for even that?"
I nod, "A little bit before that, too, yeah." I confirm, causing the goddess to slump into her chair even more.
Of course, I also know the story. It pertains to the human half of my lineage, after all. The son of Oshihomimi, Ama's grandson, Ninigi. The great-grandfather of Japan's first Emperor, Jimmu.
Like Ama said, he's the one she sent down to rule Japan. And though she didn't mention it back then, not like she'd have needed to, he's also the one she gave the Three Sacred Treasures. The sword, mirror, and bead.
This guy, this kami, is basically the connection to Amaterasu that lets the Imperial House of today claim descent from the Goddess of the Sun.
Still, though, something is bugging me.
Ama mentioned he got cursed. In myth, from what I know, he does get cursed. He loses his immortality; basically, he was cursed to have a limited lifespan.
But he's still a kami, right? He shouldn't stay dead. And the way they were talking about him makes me think he did.
A powerful curse like that being around would be way bigger news; it and spells derived from it could be used as a tool against all the gods, not just the kami.
Ama curls up slightly in the beanbag chair, "N-Ninigi," she pauses, almost choking up on the name, "we aren't sure why he hasn't returned. Nobody knows. Not even mother, or father, or the Amatsukami. Iwanaga," she hisses, "the bitch who cursed him, not even she knows! Only the Amatsukami have the authority to revoke divine powers and turn a kami mortal. When he 'died' he should have come home, not-"
I squeezed her knee, just a tad, causing her to stifle herself before she ranted out of control.
Well. Good to see that's a mystery I'm going to pray I never have to solve.
"So he blames you," I cap off that entire mess for her, "even though Ninigi chose to go down."
Ama gave me a stiff nod at that, "He never got over it," she let out a shuddering breath, "none of us got over it. Everybody loved Nini; he was, hmm" for just a brief moment, a reminiscing smile washed over her face, and her eyes glowed fondly.
I know the myth of how he got cursed, so I'm going to personally reserve judgment on his character based on the girl he picked.
No, seriously. This is the World of DxD. It made the Yuki Onna into Bigfoot. It wouldn't shock me if the only difference between the girls he was given was chest sizes or something stupid like that, and he picked the biggest or smallest of two, and that's what did him in.
Tactfully, I kept such thoughts internalized.
Ama sways from side to side in the beanbag chair until she abruptly snaps out of her thoughts, perking up. A single tear flowed down her cheek.
"...Ah. Yes, right, we were," she gives a sad little huff, "honestly, Nori, I'm not entirely sure why he has it out for you now. That whole thing about traditions, and customs," she waves off with her hand lazily, "we used to be super duper strict on that stuff in the past, true. Not so much anymore."
Uzume tried to say something at that moment. Thankfully, her gag prevented it. So, Ama continued on unabated, "It would only become a problem if you actively started abusing your power to get what you want, at the cost of the whole Pantheon in general. He might stir up fears of you doing that, bring up your, uh" Ama looks away slowly, "taste, in women."
I gagged, visibly, at that, before quickly bringing up, "H-Hey! Hey now, let's not be too hasty. I keep Uzume around because I was ordered to!"
Outraged and indignant cries could be briefly heard behind me, before both of us cracked a small smile and started chuckling.
Wiping away the tears that were threatening to spill from her eyes, Ama continued, "No, no, you know what I mean, Nori."
My expression stiffened, just a tad, "Yeah, yeah. I know." I pause a second before adding with a deadpan, "You know, you mentioned this in the context of the Amatsukami not being pleased about plowing cat and fox girls. Not like this."
At that, Ama flushed and looked away again, "W-Well, that's because I thought they would! I don't know why they didn't even mention it! They normally don't accept that kind of thing!"
My blank stare buries itself in her soul.
She starts squirming around in her chair, "S-Stop looking at me like that!"
"You can't even see me right now." I point out.
"I know!" She cries, her squirming picking up speed, "But I can still feel it!"
Heh, this is good fun.
Also, anything's better than the sheer depression from before.
I really do wonder why the big guys upstairs didn't say anything about my tastes in women.
Right now, I guess I'll stick with them, not deeming it a big enough issue to press when I can clearly kick their asses.
Well, one of their asses, still something.
After settling that in my mind, and boring into Ama with my stare a little while longer, I chuckle and rise to my full height, releasing her from my sight.
"Righto. I think I know exactly how to deal with this!" I announce grandly.
"Ah!?" Ama sits up in her chair suddenly, "Nori, wait, you can't just-"
"Do! Nothing!"
"-go up and punch him in thewait, what?" She stops, her head tilting in confusion as what I said settles.
Heh! Lucky I had time to think that through a little, my first instinct was to punch him in the face.
I shrug, "Beating him up would just prove his point. And I can bevery petty, in other ways." A devilish smirk crosses my face, "Let me guess, he's going to gather up the rest of your kids, then push the court to do something about me, right?"
"They're, uh, your siblings too, Nori." She adds weakly, but nods, "But, yes, you're probably right. I'm not going to do anything to you. So, they'll push the court instead to try to force my hand."
I cackle, just a bit, "Then if the court loves me?"
Ama blinks at me, "Well then, they can't use that avenue anymore, and going against you from then on out would be ill-advised, socially, anyway."
"Not like they could come at me power-wise already," I add, to which Ama easily nods in agreement.
"True, which would leave them with" She blinks in thought, "Huh. I, can't really think of anything else. Well, anything else that wouldn't leave them woefully open to severe punishment and strangulation by you."
My smirk only grows.
A plan rapidly forms within the back of my mind.
My hammer arm starts itching.
I'm no master politician, but I do understand one thing.
People love power. Sure, it may not run Takamagahara like it does the Underworld, but surely, increasing the power of a place, or faction, in general, would win more than a little support, no?
A ghost of an idea I didn't really start thinking up, not until right now at least.
Of course, to pull something like this off, I'm going to need a ton of raw resources and input from people who know more about this kind of stuff than me.
Ah. Hold on. Resources?
"Tell me," my gaze turns back onto Ama intently, causing her to flinch and nearly fall back into the chair, "the arena. It's still floating up above, right?"
"Umyes? Why?" Ama answered, a bit too quickly despite how hesitant she sounded to do so.
Is my face really that scary right now?
Whatever. Resources, secure.
Next, I need to find someone who can answer a fair few questions.
Like, for instance, how viable is it really to stuff a full-blown kami in something, then jam said item into a person in turn?
"No, Nori, there isn't a Kami like that." Ama huffed in response to my next question, basically all tension draining from her.
Which only caused me to pout, much of the wind manically blowing through my sails dashed in an instant.
"Seriously?" I huffed back equally, "Eight million kami, but not one of them focuses on the shrines themselves?"
Ama visibly rolls her eyes, "For one, that phrase isn't literal. Two, why would there be? All Kami uses the shrine system in some manner!"
I level a stare at her, "Then, shouldn't there be someone to manage said system?"
"No, no, no," she waves me off, "it's not a system like that. The shrines aren't interconnected; every kami has their own shrine, managed by them, their priests, what have you. There's no need for some big manager."
Okay, when you put it like that, I can kind of see it.
No real need to introduce some massive bureaucracy for something so simple.
Unless you're Inari, but she is a special case, isn't she?
Ah? Idea!
Oh, wait, damn it, no. That'd just give her more work to do. Poor goddess, think that's the last thing she needs.
Right, if there's no real overarching authority regarding the shrines, then I guess I'll have to go to the next best thing!
I click my tongue, before taking a breath, putting my hands together, and looking pointedly at Ama, "In that case, do you think a bunch of kami will accept being stuffed full into objects, and then stuffed into people's souls?"
Ama opened her mouth, like she was about to answer a normal question.
But then slowly shut it as my words seeped in through her ears.
"...What?" She made a noise, more than speaking a word, but I still heard it under her breath.
"So. The Shrine's, right?" I begin explaining without prompt, "They can hold a kami's divine power, said kami can use their power through it, or automate it, all that jazz, right?"
Ama nodded slowly, face still and gaze distant, as if not understanding what was standing in front of her.
Or what she was hearing.
Fair really. In hindsight, I'm proposing basically Sacred Gear. There has to be a reason why only the big guy up way more stairs is the only one around to have done that.
"Well. What if we take whatever part makes that work, and stuff more than just a bit of power into them?" I continue, "With the right materials, holding a full-on Kami should theoretically be possible, no?"
"...Technically," Ama answered, very noncommittal.
That isn't a no, however!
So I press on, and this next part, I'll admit, will likely require a bit of workshopping even if the logic is sound, "Then, considering the fact the Five Clans, human's whose only distinguishing quality from normal people is their blessings that give them elemental affinities, can hold Sacred Beasts within their souls, said objects holding Kami should theoretically also be able to be embedded within people?"
Whew, bit of a mouthful there.
Ama slowly blinked at me once I finished. It was so slow, in fact, that I almost started getting a little scared for her. It was almost like a chameleon.
For precious few moments, she just stared at me before finally letting out a long, almost shuddering breath.
"I can see what you're going for, Nori. Really." She began, "I can see the logic, the train of thought, it's certainly anidea." She crosses her arms, her face moving into deep thought, "Attaching a living being to someone's soul and enabling them to use their powers isn't an easy thing, but then again, if you use a modified version of the inheritance ritual from the Five Clans, then maybe"
Her voice just kind of trails off into a low mumble, which I couldn't parse anymore.
I blinked down at her.
After a moment, I wave my hand in front of her face.
Nothing. Not even a twitch. Just focused on incoherent rambling.
I sigh, about to pick her up and rattle her to literally shake her out of it, but right as I was about to do so-
"You know this won't be one-to-one with Sacred Gears, right?" She suddenly states, causing me to pause.
All of a sudden, she's looking up, directly at me. I don't get to say anything before she elaborates further on what she means, "There's no System, so each one handed out would need to be intentional, by us. Additionally, no Balance Breakers. No evolvingwhatever this is, by desire or something. The powers of each item would be specific to the kami residing within."
I raise an eyebrow at that, "Even despite that, it's still a kami, right? At base, everyone should be able to at least enhance themselves with their Holy Spirit Power. That's a big amp."
"That depends on the kami." Ama points out, "If it were me stuck in a sword? Sure, my power would easily vaporize even the strongest of devils, barring obvious exceptions." She shakes her head, "But I'm not going to be in one."
Well, duh?
"See," she continues, "let's circle back, you asked if a bunch of kami would accept being stuffed into these things. The answer? Yes, I know of quite a fair few who would gladly jump at this chance, actually. Even without being ordered."
"Ah." I hum in realization, "It's going to be a whole lot of minor and, for lack of a less rude descriptive term in this regard, weak kami, isn't it?"
Ama let's out a sad sigh, "Right. But not just that. Most of these would be kami who have been forgotten about. Left without any shrines as the years ebbed on. Or were so minor, so few even knew they existed. Those types."
Huh. I guess I never really considered that. Eight million by phrase, an uncountable amount of kami in truth. By all accounts, so many gods, minor gods, sure, real minor, but still gods nonetheless.
Not everyone would be remembered. Not everyone would have their place.
That's why they're uncountable. Who knows who's out there, really?
For a second, I consider bringing this as an angle against Oshi when I pitch what I will now call 'Shinto Sacred Gears' in my head until I think of a better name.
Surely, this has got to be a general sentiment. Everyone can agree that not being remembered, not having a place, can suck massively.
Even if the kami at court are the real snotty noble types, who look down on the 'dregs' as they'd probably call them.
Yeah, yeahthat could be an angle.
Yet. Thinking of doing that, of using these guys like that, proudly, showing them off and all that, beating my chest over it?
It leaves a rotten taste in my mouth.
Such an easy PR win, too.
I bet Oshi would flaunt it.
Hah, guess I'm really not that cut out for court. I got a little bit of a softie in me yet.
"Ah, well." I smile, "I'm fine with all that. Don't know why you're phrasing it like I wouldn't be?"
Ama's face flushes, just a tad, "It's not that! Well, okay, I didn't think you'd have a problem with the candidates, but their power? This might not be as big of a boost in strength for us as you might have first thought" she trails off into a pause, before fixing me with a very concerned look, "Nori. Why are you smiling like that?"
Ah, my smile did grow while she was saying that, didn't it?
"Justideas." I answer her, very noncommittally, "More ideas."
Relating to studying a certain spear, I mean.
It's not a guarantee, but the True Longinus is the Sacred Gear after all, if not the first in general, at least the first of the set of gears with which it gives its name, with a Balance Breaker I'm pretty certain was intended by Him.
Surely, I should be able to figure out how a Balance Breaker works by taking a peek around!
Even if that Balance Breaker is named in such that it implies it's meant to kill gods specifically.
Ah. There goes my smile.
Ama nods, almost proud, "I see whatever you're thinking of, you realized it was a bad idea on your own. Good."
Damn it. Though, say, I wonder if anything of Azazel's stuff is lying around anywhere?
That thought is abruptly halted, as Ama reaches over and takes my hands with a chuckle, "Alright, alright! Enough thinking, you need to start doing!" She states, snapping my attention completely on her, "Before you even think of pitching this, you need something to show everyone. Not just words. A prototype, basically."
I nod, seeing where she was going with this.
She nods back and smiles, "I'll find a volunteer. You get something made, then we'll see if you have something doable, alright?"
"Right." I nod, far more resolute, "Let's do this!"
Ama pulls me out of the room by my hands with a smirk, as we leave Uzume tied up there on the bed.
She started muffled screaming something, but we didn't catch it.
Honestly, I think Ama forgot about her.
I didn't, but I just know if Uzume really wanted to, she could get out at any time.
She's just lazy like that.
~ A New Sun ~
Of course, in order to even start making a working prototype, I'm going to need materials to make it with.
"Can't say I expected to be up here again so soon," I murmur to myself, "or ever again, really?"
To be fair, I didn't expect the giant floating arena made up of some of the strongest material in the Shinto Pantheon to just be left floating here.
Above the Palace.
Well, it was floating above the Palace, and Ama wanted to see if I could move it somewhere more convenient.
So I pushed it further up into the sky!
She facepalmed, but it's not my fault she didn't specify.
Besides, at least up here, it's not such an eyesore covering the entire Palace in shadow.
That, and it lets me do what I need to do without being bothered.
Hopefully. I'm going to need to let off a fair bit of power to get a chunk of this stuff off.
Hell, I'm going to have to let out a fair bit of power forging it.
I draw my sword from a sheath of golden light and hold it up, blade pointed down at the shiny metal surface.
Right now, I'm standing in the formerly melted dip I had left Umashi after dropping a flaming dragon on him.
Yeah, formerly melted. I don't know when, but that stuff solidified at some point.
Still, I hope that at least in this spot, I won't have to exert myself so much getting what I need.
Now. How much will I need?
That depends entirely upon what exactly I'm going to make.
As a prototype, as a pitch, it should be basic enough to understand while still showing off what I want to go for.
With that in mind, what could be better than making a sword?
If the point is a way to power up everyone else, showcasing a sword is the most straightforward way of going about it.
Ah, but it can't just be any sword, now, can it?
It has to be one that can make a statement, something likehmm.
My foot taps against the ground as I think, the soft metallic clang echoing out around me at a steady pace.
To impress a bunch of old gods, huh.
Tradition?
My brow arcs at that. A traditional sword.
Or, more specifically, a Totsuka-no-Tsurugi.
It sounds really grand, but really, it's just a straight longsword with a bit more flair. No curve like the katana in the blade.
By itself, the type of sword wouldn't be special if it weren't for all the well-known swords within it.
The sword Susanoo used against me is one of them. The sword in Tobio's Sacred Gear is another. Most importantly, the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, one of the Three Sacred Treasures, is one of them.
Wait a minute. Sacred Treasures? Oho, I will put a pin in that name for later.
Though this train of thought also reminds me I should get around to reforging that sword again.
So, putting a pin in that as well, my eyes focus on the metal beneath me.
Enough for a Totsuka at the very least. Probably a bit more, to account for any errors I make.
For simplicity's sake, the sword is also going to be pretty standard-looking, nothing fancy or unique to a select kami.
Not as though I know who Ama is going to get to volunteer for this little project, anyhow.
Hah, just now realizing this, but if this all works out, custom orders are going to be a nightmare.
For my clones.
At this point, really, I'm just stalling because I know cutting anything out of this is going to be a bitch and a half.
Hnngh, alright, no more of that!
"Here," my aura booms out around me, turning a pure molten honey, "we," my foot slams against the metal, bracing my entire upper body as my sun pounds in my chest, "GO!"
I let out a shout as I drive my blade downward, with my full force, full focus, but not quite full power.
That takes a little bit to build up.
Regardless, the tip of my now gleaming golden blade impacts the metal with a thunderous clang, the entire arena jerking down slightly at the force of my blow.
The tip of my blade? It punctures only a fraction, just barely enough to catch, but nowhere near enough to start getting anything out.
I let out an annoyed growl as flames erupt around me, their source my blade, bellowing out with fire like a blowtorch on all the flammable gases in the known universe.
Not even a lick of glow from heat.
Granted, I just started, so I'm not surprised.
All the while, I steadily keep pushing down with my sword. As my power thrums higher, the sun in my chest beats bigger, and the flames around me grow hotter, I can feel the blade ever so slowly sink deeper and deeper through the metal.
I take a deep breath. Not for any breathing technique, but for patience.
At the rate this is going, I might have something out of her by the time Inari shows up.
Oh, right, I also asked Ama if she could call up Inari for me.
For one, I just wanted to see her again. It has been a while. And two, out of anyone, she's the one with the most experience using the shrine 'system.'
If there's anyone who could help me make this work right, it'd be her.
Also, if I am pitching this whole thing like a business prospect or project to the court, I figure Inari could help out with that too.
Plus, an official summons from Ama is a pretty good excuse to avoid work, no?
Sorry, not avoid, deal with other far more important matters first, or something PR speak like that.
I shook my head, before my eyes could start glazing over, and refocused back on the task at hand.
Barely half my blade had sunk into the metal.
I resisted the very manly urge to cry, as I began the incredibly strenuous process of dragging my damn sword to the side, trying to slice through more of the metal.
Even with the blade's edge, it didn't feel like it made much of a difference.
I'm already regretting all my life choices!
~ A New Sun ~
She could see it from here.
His light.
Despite how far he pushed it away, the Weaving Hall of the Palace was positioned just right so she could see.
It looked almost like a rising sun, in fact!
Which was ironic, because well.
Wakahirume. She of the Rising Sun. That's her.
But she was never really important. She made clothes. That was her job, her purpose.
Even now, she couldn't say she hated it.
Even if Lord Uncle Susanoo threw a pony at her that one time, and destroyed the entire hall.
On accident! Of course! He probably wouldn't have done it if he knew she was in there!
Ahprobably.
Behind her, the doors to the hall closed, and she looked down at her head.
Thread upon thread, almost a whole roll of it, stretched between her hands and fingers. A rainbow of colors, dull and bright, all sitting amongst each other, all the same.
Mother had just left. She was here to ask something of her.
A project, relating to her newest brother, to counteract her eldest brother's throwing a fit.
She couldn't help but giggle at the thought.
Family drama! How fun!
Hopefully, not as fun as when Lord Uncle Susanoo gets mad, but from what she's seen of her new brother, she has no reason to suspect he's got that tempestuous an attitude.
She stood up, allowing the threads in her hand to fall.
The Weaving Hall is empty, besides herself. Nowadays, it usually is, even after they rebuilt it.
She turns away from her loom and walks away from all the looms and workstations, taking up the entire center of the hall from front to back, walking up to the window.
In his light, reflecting against the glass of the window, she catches a glimpse of herself.
Small. Smaller than even her mother. With the same long obsidian black hair and golden eyes that shine like the distant sun. Every one of her children shares those features.
Her hand comes up, resting upon her chest, and she smiles.
She is Mother's only daughter, by technicality anyway, yet they look so much alike that Lady Uzume once joked they could be sisters, twins even.
Well, besides their chests, apparently?
Mother didn't really like it when Lady Uzume mused very loudly about how her only daughter has a far bigger chest than her mother.
Personally, she doesn't see what the big deal is.
In fact, it's kind of annoying, actually. Her chest makes weaving far more difficult. She has to sit further away from the loom to actually see what she's doing, she has to hold her arms up higher when bringing a garment closer to inspect it, and so much more
She giggled lightly. Enough of that down talk now.
She isn't sure what to expect, but she hopes all will go well!
And when her little brother is ready for her, she needs to make sure she makes a good first impression!
Ah! Maybe Lady Uzume could help with that!?
It's perfection.
Every single one of my tools, every single implement or piece needed, fixed up and given a fancy coat of paint, all packed into this private little corner of Heaven.
Even better? Despite the privacy, despite being practically boxed in physically and by magical barriers, there's still plenty of space to move around, to breathe!
As I said, it's the perfect forge. Made just for me, all my tools from below have been gathered, so I'll be all set. They went above and beyond putting it all together, truly.
I put down what looks like a half-glowing crimson-red railroad spike pulled freshly from the ground on the table. The table immediately caved inward, yielding to the divine slab of metal like ice to hot water.
My eyes slowly trail down to the wreckage at my feet, as I let out this painfully low hissing sigh.
That perfectly sums up my experience with this so far.
Behind me, a light, airy chuckle fills the air.
My head whips around so hard that an audible crack vibrates throughout the space as I glare several suns at the cheeky little fox that thinks it's a good idea to enjoy my suffering right now.
Inari stands there, smiling lightly with a hand just before her lips, completely unbothered by my seeming willingness to almost break my own neck.
"What?" She muses slyly, "You kept me waiting, you know? I may as well take some amusement now that you're finally here"
I roll my eyes at that, the rest of my body turning to finally catch up with my head.
A soft sizzle crackles beneath the skin around the left of my neck. Healing something.
Oh. Shit, wait, I did break something!?
Oh well.
"As if that's a problem." I finally respond, "After all, I see you took the time to make yourself comfortable."
A white dress shirt looking damn near the point of bursting, tucked neatly into a slim black short skirt, with black leggings trailing all the way down to a pair of haughty high heels.
If she didn't own several companies, I'd legitimately be more inclined to believe she was someone else's secretary. She rocks the sexy secretary look way better than Uzume does, hilariously enough.
The fox goddess smirks at me, "Well, I was in the middle of a board meeting, and I wasn't sure how long you were going to take, so I couldn't get too comfortable." Her smirk grows, almost exactly like Yasaka's in a way, a sly fox, "Of course, now that you're here, and apparently stronger than the Distinguished Ones, should I get more comfortable for you, hmm~?" As she says that, she hooks a finger under the fold holding together her dress shirt.
With a single tug, that thing could easily come off.
I deadpan at her and hold my hand out to the side.
In a sputter of light, a pink bat seemed to materialize in my hand, instantly confusing the fox goddess before me.
"This?" I raise the bat, "It's a Horny Bat. If you keep this up, I will literally smack the horny out of you. It will not be pleasant." My deadpan deepens into an annoyed frown, "Seriously. I am not in the mood."
Inari blinked at me, slowly, before pouting in an almost perfect mirror of Uzume, her arms wrapping around herself under her chest.
"Oh, fine." She huffs, as her pout softens, "...It was really that bad then, hmm?"
Oh, Inari, you don't understand the half of it.
With a sigh, I drop the bat before turning back to the broken table and lump of rapidly cooling metal at my feet.
Truly, I wish I could grab a metaphor that would make even the tiniest bit of sense to the fox goddess, but I only really have one, and I doubt Inari would understand it.
Basically, that one Star Wars scene from the prequel trilogy, where Obi-Wan and his master are trying to use their lightsabers to cut a way through a set of blast doors.
That. But it's seventeen times as long, slow, draining, and only one of them.
If I were in that universe, I would have fallen to the Dark Side from this alone. The sheer fucking hatred of this single activity would have done me in.
Not even Gabriel Ultrakill, the Apostate of Hate himself, can begin to understand how much I loathe a piece of metal right now!
The only reason I haven't become an Evil God right this second is that I'm that drained from getting this railroad spike reject out of that damn arena.
I can't even crave violence right now. Or sex. That's how fucking out of it I am.
"Yes." I answer, plain and simply, and as dead as the sun in my chest, "So, can you please come over here and tell me my work was worth it?" I wave her on over.
The click of her heels alerts me to her following my order, though her putting a hand on my back gently as she stopped beside me wasn't part of it.
Stray thought. Does Inari have tails? Like Kunou, or Yasaka? She totally should, right?
That train of thought is halted as Inari hums, appraising the slab of crimson metal on the ground with a calculating gleam.
"That's a trick question, Nori." She kneels, her fingers tracing along the broad side of the metal, careful not to even touch the sheer edge, "Technically? Anything can act as a core for a shrine. Anything really can be a Shintai."
The image of that rock set in the shrine randomly flashes through my mind.
"From mortal-made objects, to things of nature, whole mountains and waterfalls even." Inari explains, even though that only makes me think of more questions like how, "In spirit, however?" Her hand pulls away, and she looks up at me with a small apologetic smile, "We won't truly know until you're done."
My face and mind blanked out.
"Huh?" That was all I could manage to stay, numbly.
Inari simply gave a small nod, "Yes, I understand how that might sound, solet me put it like this. From what your mother explained to me, what you're trying to make here isn't just a shrine, but basically a Sacred Gear."
I nodded to that, slightly, still a tad numb.
"Sacred Gears are more than just objects with a thing stuffed in them, that then grants them powers." Inari tries to explain, "There's so much more complicated chunk going on behind the scenes, it's almost like trying to explain modern-day corporate bureaucracy" She trails off, giving her own metaphor an aggravated huff.
Even I couldn't help but shiver at that, though. Seriously, in Japan, that stuff's got to be hell.
"So, I can't promise anything right now." Inari pats me on the back, "We theoretically have all the pieces, according to your mother, but putting them together into something that works isn't going to be easy."
"Oh. I am, well, aware." I grumble out.
Inari once again chuckles lightly at my pain.
I would smack her across the ass for that, but I simply don't give a shit right now.
"So, basically." I start, picking up my trusty magical hammer, giving it a spin in my palm, "Fake it, and pray that I make it?"
Inari beams a smile toward me, "Confidently. The art of the deal in one. Don't worry," her free hand comes up, a soft aurora of divine power gently radiating from it, "I'll keep watch, and make sure to tell you if you start making something that probably won't work. I'll nudge things along so that whatever you make can be the best vessel it can be. The rest? That's up to you, and your mother."
Finally, I send her a small smile back, "...Thank you." That fades, however, once my eyes lock onto the metal slab once again.
With a drawn-out, pained sigh, I reach down to pick up the metal slab.
My finger brushes the edge.
My finger promptly falls off.
Inari lets out a half gasp, half stuttered and held back laugh at my side.
I lifted my hand back up, watching with a brand expression as my finger slowly regenerated.
Painfully slowly.
Yeah, I'm that out of it already.
Seriously, fucking super divine metal bathed in the power of primordial creator gods. All of my hate, ALL of it!
Once I finish and streamline this process, I will find a way to automate all this with clone slave labor.
Yeah, that's right, I'm willing to risk a clone rebellion over this shit!
I know, I know, technically my clones are absolutely loyal to me, but they are me, and if I hate this shit now, imagine a dozen plus mes all forced to work on this at the same time.
Yeah, I'd break a fundamental rule of a technique to get back at the asshole who made me have to do this shit. I know myself that well.
I also know I will one-hundred percent take that risk, it is that worth it!
My hand whole once again, I say nothing as I start up the forge, and immediately put the thing on full blast.
The roaring of the heat, of the divine and magical flames, immediately turns the place from serene and quiet into the ground zero of a jet engine firing up.
I don't think I could have grabbed the largest pair of tongs I had faster.
Even though I wanted to pitch the whole thing of metal straight into the chamber like a baseball star, for the sake of the rest of my equipment, I gently latched onto it using the tongs and lowered it in, broadside down, into the chamber.
Without further ado, I slapped the lid shut over it and kneeled before it, watching intently on the inside.
The glow and haze of heat around the metal continued to build.
The metal itself was still cooling.
In real time, I was watching something submerged in divine fire cool.
The novelty still doesn't make it almost like watching paint dry.
My aura surrounded my hand, which I promptly jammed into the forge coals, feeding and fanning the flames directly.
The sun in my chest did a double-take, throbbing in something akin to pain as it strained itself to accommodate my will.
Thankfully, in this case, I think mostly due to inheriting Hinokagutsuchi's divine power of blacksmithing, powering up the heat and flames of the forge specifically are far easier than everything that happened on that arena for the past
Huh. It feels like days I was standing and cutting up there on the arena, but I know really that's just me being mellow dramatic at this point.
Hours. It was a long time. It was a really long time.
This? Way easier, even in my incredibly drained state.
Still going to take a very long time, though.
Inari, after watching for a moment longer, whistles and begins stepping away, "Well, send me a prayer, when it's about time, alri-"
I cut her off by grabbing her wrist with my free hand.
Inari whimpers.
Something I honestly didn't expect from the very professional and mature fox goddess, so much so that it nearly made me push a bit too much into the forge all at once.
Almost. Thankfully, I caught it.
Regardless.
Without even sparing her a glance, I state, "There is no escape."
~ A New Sun ~
And so there was none, although Inari may have wished it otherwise.
Once again, I didn't count the hours.
I was too busy focusing on pushing down my hatred and annoyance of the task at hand to do that.
Because for this part, keeping those kinds of emotions out is sort of important.
It's sort of hard to explain, but this goes for all things art and art adjacent, really. No matter what it is, music, painting, writing, what have you, the creator's feelings and emotions can always be felt in some sense within whatever their working on.
A rather plain but direct example in my case? The Horny Bat was made while I was horny, to stop the horny. Simple, right?
Kind of. When it comes to divine artifact creation, it can be a little more esoterically bullshit.
Thankfully, in this specific case, my work this time isn't supposed to feel like anything in particular, which is far easier to explain.
In this case? I'm making basically an empty vessel. It's not for me to fill the words in, paint the walls, or echo my music throughout the halls, not here.
That's for whoever is going to take up residence.
Therefore, during the entire forging process, I smashed how I felt throughout the entire thing down.
I was a machine in motion, whose sole directive was to basically make a simple shape.
And oh boy, what a shape it is.
A slab, turned into a gleaming, straight crimson Tsurugi.
Yet, despite the shine and polish, if someone were to look at the blade, they'd think it rather dull.
A slab of metal in a different shape is still a slab of metal. There's no ornate adorning the blade, technically no proper hilt to hold the sword, just pure, shaped metal.
Empty shaped metal. That's its purpose.
I run my fingers along the side of the blade before sliding and tracing them along the edge.
Not even a scratch.
Excellent.
Breaking me out of my hyper focus, Inari's hands come into view, draping something down where the hilt of the sword would be.
A length of cloth with an empty embroidery, and a similar length of hemp rope, a shimenawa, usually used to mark sacred spaces and repel evil.
I take the blade on both ends and lift it, allowing Inari to wrap the cloth and rope around where the sword's hilt would be.
Now, it's perfect. Now, it's ready.
At my side, Inari lets out a long sigh as she ties the cloth and rope taut, and I set the sword down.
The first words out of her mouth were, "...I'm not sure what time it is anymore."
I snorted at that, because honestly, me neither.
Takamagahara doesn't really do night to begin with anyway. Why count the days in Heaven when everyone up here will live an eternity, right?
There is technically a way to tell the passage of time up here, but
My head tilts upwards.
Same old sky.
I really don't feel like flying up and checking.
Hell, I may not have enough energy to even fly right now in the first place.
I look to my side, finding Inari wiping a hand across her brow, her semi-professional getup now messy and unkempt.
We didn't even do anything. She especially didn't do anything physical besides watch very intently.
All that's up with her outfit? Purely from the heat. Not even a joke.
"I take it you're going to take it easy for a bit?" I ask, suspecting the answer.
"Oh, absolutely." She smirks, tiredly yet triumphantly, "I heard Uzume wasn't using her room, I'm sure she won't mind me...borrowing it, for a while."
Now it's my turn to chuckle.
Somehow, someway, despite her not ever using it to my knowledge, Uzume would be annoyed by that, wouldn't she?
"Have fun, then." I give her a strained smile, not because it's fake, but because I've never felt so weak in my life, "And thank you for the help."
Inari smiles, reaching over and rubbing my cheek, "Oh, I will, and really, there's no need for that. I didn't do that much, all things told."
"Still did something." I shot back immediately.
Inari merely huffed at that before turning around and heading off.
I didn't watch her go, as my gaze settled on the forge sitting before me.
I could remember it, as clear as day, how it looked before I started.
Now?
It was the opposite.
Clean polish is replaced by blackened burn scars.
Precise angles and curves are now warped and bent out of shape.
There's a faint crackling of coals still not cooled in the background. The water that was supposed to be used to cool the metal down? Gone. Evaporated instantly.
The backup oil met the same fate.
Apparently, those were divine water and oils. I don't know how, but they were. Everything here was.
I had to use my sheer will to forcibly strangle the flames and heat.
Most of my tools are gone. The only stuff that survived was the further magically enhanced ones or straight artifacts, like my hammer, but even then, they looked warped slightly from the sheer damage of the immense heat.
I smell the heat in the air, and I can taste the melted and evaporated metals in the air.
My gaze settles back on the end product.
I'm happy with this, really. Even if it doesn't work out.
But I can't make another like this. I need better tools, way better.
The only reason this forge is still standing upright instead of slagging over is because my sheer fucking will contained the heat and flames more than the chambers of metal and rock ever could.
I let out a long, low breath as I finally noticed the strained quivering in my legs.
"H-Huh" I stuttered aloud, breath catching, as my legs then promptly gave out beneath me, and my face nearly slammed into the anvil where the sword sat.
As it was, I managed to catch myself on the big metal block, albeit just barely.
Slowly twisting my body around with a grunt, I managed to instead turn into falling on my ass, my back leaning against the anvil.
It's not comfortable, not one bit. But somehow, it's Heaven regardless.
"Holy fuck" I groaned out, raising my now shaking hands with active strain, "I d-didn't even, damn"
I didn't even notice I was this out of it.
Everything's numb. Not buzzing, like pain, I mean, I can't even feel that.
Honestly, I really should have seen this one coming. I was hammering away at that damn metal like I was trying to get deep stains out of a bathtub without bleach, only water.
I'm more shocked my arms haven't fallen off at this point.
"Heh, thought if a blade did take me out, it wouldn't be quite like this" I joked weakly to myself.
It took more than a little effort than I'd like to admit, but I finally managed to clasp my hands together in probably the world's weakest clap.
The second time was far better in my opinion, but that was only because the work of getting my arms up was already done by that point.
So. I thought, with all the sheer exhaustion in my heart, I may have miscalculated. A little bit
I barely had time to finish my prayer before a beam of light shot straight down into the space of the forge.
No shock there, the forge is on the Palace ground, wrapped around by its walls but not inside.
What was a shock? I wasn't expecting two of my mother to walk out of the light.
And for one of them to be shorter, while having a far larger chest as well.
Yet, both still locked their gazes onto me with extreme concern, regardless, so hey, who cares if I hallucinate here or there now?
My hands fall onto my lap, and my vision narrows as the numbness begins washing over my consciousness.
I heard noise. Sound. What could have been words. Yet it sounded muddled, as though someone was trying to talk to me while underwater.
For the first time in a real long time, a nap sounds so unbelievably good right now
Huh, yeah, you know what?
I think I deserve one.
Goodnight. Or, day, whatever time it is.
He's so lucky to be him and not anybody else right now!
Amaterasu would be screaming that sentiment so loud even the Distinguished Ones would hear it right about now.
If she weren't so busy anxiously pacing back and forth around her bed, where her youngest child lay absolutely still, save for the small rising of his abdomen with his breath.
He felt so small to her senses right now. So small, it physically hurt.
At either side of the bed, her daughter and Uzume sat, the latter for once legitimately looking serious.
It's telling, not only because of that, but because both goddesses shine brighter to her senses individually than he does at present.
It's jarring. Her breath starts racing, and her heart pounds, even considering the notion, the very idea that her boy could be less than the weight of the gigantic star that usually radiates off him.
Truthfully, she knows, understands even, deep down that he'll be okay.
She did the divine equivalent of a jumpstart on his holy spirit powers. All that he needs is time to recover naturally.
Even then, even if she wasn't there, she doesn't think he'd croak. It'd just be an exceptionally long rest until he got back on his feet again.
Still, none of that changes this one simple fact.
If it were anyone else in Nori's state right now? They'd be dead.
Death by steer exhaustion.
A normal Kami, a normal divine being in general, can't spend an entire day breaking their body physically and eating through their entire divine power reserves to forge a single artifact.
Their bodies and spirits would give out. They would die. It's as simple as that.
Yet here Nori is! Still breathing. Still present.
Stupid. Reckless. Over the top. So many things she wants to scream, so many things she needs to say, but can't, because it'd all fall on deaf ears.
By the time he wakes up? She imagines she won't even be mad at him anymore.
At present, her darling daughter and Uzume are only really to watch if his condition takes an unexpected dive, or if he wakes up.
In which case, she ordered them to whack him over the head with this weird pink bat she found.
Honestly, she's not sure what it is.
Uzume chuckled when she saw it, but remained tight-lipped about what it actually did, infuriatingly so.
Which means it's likely not a normal bat in some way.
Since Uzume decided to hush up, she can at least be sure the thing won't harm him somehow; she knows Uzume would have said otherwise, and that's the only reason why she lets Uzume keep her lips closed.
Knowing her, it's probably something stupid or embarrassing.
Which she deems acceptable. Her brat of a son deserves it for almost turning her hair stark white!
All for, well
At last, she stops her pacing, right in front of the sword. The sword that was on the anvil her boy was leaning up against.
Set on the table where Uzume's impromptu desktop setup was cleared off, just by looking at it now, one probably wouldn't think it'd be possible for it to leave anyone in such a state.
Oh sure, it's immaculately crafted, if rather plain and bare, but it felt like nothing.
Less than nothing, even. Empty.
But it didn't want to be that way.
Okay, she's being a tad dramatic, the sword isn't alive or anything, its function right now is just to take in a Kami.
So, seeing Uzume nearly get sucked into it like water being flushed away by accidentally brushing her hand along it was pretty funny.
It also at least confirmed that it should work. At least that part of it.
As for when the Kami actually gets in there? Well, that's something they'll have to test.
"It'll be alright, Mother" She froze stiff, caught completely off guard as a hand intertwined with her own, along with a voice.
Wakahirume's voice.
Huh. She must have been really deep in her thoughts this time.
Silently, she apologizes to Noriaki for passing along this particular of hers to him, before managing to thaw enough to turn and look at her daughter.
Her girl was smaller than her and was looking up at her now with this gentle, easygoing smile.
"You know it will." She finished, knowingly.
Amaterasu couldn't help but sigh, "Knowing and feeling are two very different things, Waka."
Her daughter grips her hand tighter at that, "Still doesn't change the outcome, does it?"
Unfortunately, Amaterasu can't really argue with that logic.
As much as she'd naturally like to be more dramatic, with Wakahirume hereshe just can't really bring herself to.
Slowly, she let out a long, shaky breath. Out of the corner of her eye, she can see Wakahirume nod, pleased.
"Good." Her daughter states, pleased.
She couldn't help herself, at least a little bit, "Aren't you supposed to be watching him still?" It wasn't really an accusation; her words held no anger behind them.
Her face not even changing a bit, Wakahirume shook her head.
"Lady Uzume seemed to have it taken care of all by herself." She replied, much to Amaterasu's doubt.
Without hesitation, Wakahirume tilted her head, looking past her with the bob of her head.
Naturally, Amaterasu followed her gaze in that direction as well.
Only to deadpan, as she bore witness to Uzume half hidden behind the side of the bed, a smirk ripped straight from an American Looney Tunes skit on her face as she held that strange pink pat, tapping it over and over again in an open palm as she watched Noriaki intensely.
So intensely, she hasn't even noticed Wakahirume leave.
And if she focuses, she's sure she could hear Uzume cackle here and there.
"...Yeah. She does." Amaterasu eventually answered, deciding to leave Noriaki to his fate as she faced her head back toward the sword.
A fate that he deserves for not being able to take a break, mind you!
Wakahirume pats her side and gives her this pouty frown, as if trying to admonish her.
She doesn't even react to it. This time, she's sure, he deserves this one at least.
With a sigh, Wakahirume eventually follows her mother's gaze in return.
"So," she began again, voice far more curious than before, "this is the thing you were talking about, right?"
Ah, right. She sort of got so caught up in Noriaki being himself that she hadn't thought to really show her the sword he made.
Sheepishly, Amaterasu nodded, "That it is, what do you think so far?"
"Shiny~..." Wakahirume trailed off with stars in her eyes, causing Amaterasu to chuckle lightly.
"To be frank, Waka," she continued, squeezing her daughter's hand back to snap her into the present, "I'm not really sure what will happen when you get in there, how it will be, howyou know." She huffed, the words that could even begin to explain the full scope of the undertaking before them evading her, "Just everything. This is all new."
"I know." Wakahirume states, without even a shred of hesitation or doubt, before asking with the biggest smile, "Isn't it exciting?"
It admittedly took Amaterasu a moment to answer that, "A bit." She settled on saying.
Even to the gods, the unknown can be a terrifying, stressful thing. Maybe especially for the gods who live so much longer, see so much more, in fact.
"I believe it's more than a bit." Her daughter responded in kind, wangling a finger her way, "A new day is finally approaching for everyone. If this works, everything changes. Things are already changing, with my adorable little brother here."
Amaterasu wanted to groan at all that.
It's not that she hates change; she's glad it's happening, really!
It's more so the stress and paperwork she's groaning about.
That, and how her son keeps putting himself into dangerous situations, or at death's door.
Seriously, the entire point of him being here wasn't for all this! He wasn't supposed to fight one of the Distinquished Ones, win, then go on to try and make the Shinto's versions of Sacred Gears!
She just wanted to cuddle him for a while and pamper him! Try and make up for at least a fraction of the time where she could have been there for him!
How did things turn up this way again!?
"Mother." A tighter squeeze and a sharper word pulled her from her thoughts once again.
"...Huh?" She blinked, dumbly.
Wakahirume sighed, "You were spiraling again."
Oh. That seemed about right for her, huh?
"You can't keep going on like this, you know that, Mother?" Wakahirume added, letting go of her head.
"W-Wha!? I totally can!" Amaterasu tried to reject.
Only for her daughter to give her the most doubtful side eye she's ever seen.
"R-Really!" She tried again, the stutter making her sound very sure.
Wakahirume merely shook her head, letting out a soft huff. "Let's relieve you of some worry, yes?"
Huh? How does she plan on doing that?
Wakahirume held her out to the sword.
Wait.
Before she could move her hand any closer, she had Wakahirume's wrist in her hand.
"Don't." She stated, "Don't do that all of a sudden." She almost ground out through gritted teeth, "Not without warning. I will ground you. For eternity."
"E-Eheh," Wakahirume chuckled, a sheepish look crossing her face, "sorry, Mother."
Damn right you better be sorry! She almost had a heart attack!
"Also." Amaterasu huffed before adding, "Shouldn't we wait until Nori is awake before doing anything more?"
Wakahirume tilted her head at that and asked, "Does he need to do anything more?"
That gave Amaterasu pause for a moment.
"Technically? No." She gave her back, "But at the same time, he should still be awake to see whether his work actually works or not. That's only right."
Wakahirume looked back toward her brother before looking back at Amaterasu, this small smile stretching across her face.
She'd seen that smile before. On Uzume. On Noriaki.
She doesn't like that smile.
"While that may be true, if it does work," Wakahirume leaned closer to her, having to rise onto her tippy toes to get closer to her ear, "wouldn't it be nice to surprise him?"
Wakahirume mumbled and mumbled her idea.
Slowly, ever so slowly, her eyes began to widen.
Then, she smiled back, a real small smile.
Well, now, maybe there's something to that smile after all?
~ A New Sun ~
My entire body felt heavy.
That was my first real conscious thought.
Consciousness returning to me was both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, I felt like someone had strapped several tons of that accursed crimson metal around my limbs and left me to lie there with it pressing against me on all sides.
On the other hand, I was dreaming for once and could actually remember it all perfectly.
And by dreaming, I mean I was having nightmares.
That fucking metal. Everywhere. The whole damn world was made of that metal!
Do you want to open the door? Better cut through the locks, that'll only take you around half an hour.
Want to eat food? The usual plastic sheet on top of a bowl of ramen is replaced by crimson sheet metal. That'll take you fifteen minutes of nonstop pulling to peel off.
Getting the sheets off the bed. Opening a drawer. Flipping a light switch. Everything. Everything. Everything.
Hmm. On second thought? I prefer consciousness. I much prefer consciousness.
Slowly, I sat up, my whole body sagging in rebellion and protest.
I could feel the mattress beneath me, and the sheets lay atop, pooling down to my lap now.
My eyes were next, cracking open into thin lines, refusing to budge much more.
I didn't need perfect vision to tell that I was put in my mother's room.
If it wasn't the lack of any sort of windows that clued me in, then it was the obscene amount of memorabilia lining the walls that sealed it.
[It is a bit much, isn't it?]
Yeah, it really is.
I reach up and scratch my cheek.
My nails grind to a halt against my flesh like a scratched record.
I freeze. My eyes shoot entirely upon. Every ounce of weakness. Every once of resistance, I ignore it, completely and utterly.
"...Who the fuck was that?" I utterly, hoarsely, into the silence around me.
No Uzume. No Ama. Nobody is here. Right?
[Wrong~!]
My head twists to the side, nothing. I ignore the crack. The buzz. Nothing. No one.
Yet it sounded like agirl? Kind of like Ama, but younger? Cuter? In a way?
But I can't pinpoint where it's coming from!
[In your head, silly~!]
I slowly blink at the wall.
What.
[Your head!]
What.
[Yeah! Your head! Well, technically, according to what Mother said, your soul, not your head.]
What in the fuck.
My eyes slam shut, and I turn my senses inward.
[Uh? Wait, what are you?]
Shockingly, it didn't take long to find. It's just that I wasn't looking for it until now.
In my mind's eye, I can see it.
The sword. But it's behind my sun, dwarfed by it, even in its immensely drained state. Another reason I couldn't feel it until now.
Yet, it looks a bit different compared to when I last saw it.
The straw rope that was wrapped around the hilt? It's not straw anymore. Instead, it looks more like a rope of threads, almost like silk.
The cloth hasn't changed in appearance, but instead, it's grown, wrapping around the blade like a makeshift sheath.
With a mere thought, and for lack of a better term, I zoom in.
[Uhm? Wait, are you? Oh! Oh gosh, you're coming here!? Waitwaitwait!]
As soon as I 'touched' the sword, the world around me seemed to shift, and I felt elsewhere.
I opened my eyes.
"A-AhUm. Hi?"
I immediately deadpanned.
My sight was greeted by a plain reddish pink space, which didn't have anything within it, save a single girl.
A very familiar girl, yet definitely not who she looks like.
Obsidian black stretching down the length of her back, big golden eyes, and now that I'm here? I can sense a whiff of holy spirit power similar to my own.
By all accounts, she looks like Ama.
But she's not. For one, she looks smaller and younger, too.
Two?
Her chest is way bigger than Ama's. Like, it's not even funny how outclassed this girl makes her look.
Finally? Said chest is currently out, and I'm being flashed, because the gold and white yukata she's wearing isn't being the most cooperative right now.
Following that distraction, my memory finally catches up with me.
I've seen this girl before. Vaguely. She was with Ama, wasn't she?
Then, I was so delirious from exhaustion that I started to think there were two of her!
Right. Guess not. In a sense, anyhow, they do look eerily alike. Sister, maybe? Do I have an aunt?
"Sup." I finally answer back, waving to her.
The girl just kneels there, sweet forming across her face as she's frozen still.
"...You can pull up your robe the rest of the way, you know." I slowly add, causing her to perk.
"Oh! Right, um! Mmm~!" With a struggling tug, she manages to cover up, "So, Ididn't exactly expect to be meeting you quite like this." She began with a nervous chuckle.
"Neither did I," I pointed out, "though, judging by the fact I saw the sword on the way here, I can only conclude that you were the Kami my mother got to volunteer for thisand that it works."
She nodded while holding up a finger to add herself, "Our Mother."
My following blink was slowed and slightly out of sync between each eye.
"...Seriously?" I ask, just to make sure.
She nods, more than a few times.
Me dammit. Seriously? I have a sister. And this is how we meet!?
Damn titty world!
It's bad enough I didn't think it was awkward when she was my aunt, but now I'm feeling it!
Shaking my head of all those thoughts, I decide to simply power on through, as usual.
"Well, alright then!" I accept the news as graciously as one can at the moment, before walking my way toward her, "What's your name?"
"Oh! Um, Wakahirume!" She perked up as I sat down, right in front of her.
I gave her name some consideration before nodding.
"Gotcha." I snapped my fingers, pointing at her, "Wa-tan!"
Her eyes widened dramatically as she flinched, as though I swung at her, "W-Wa-tan!? Why!?" She sounded almost like she was about to cry.
I shrug, "Because you're clearly younger than me. So, little sister, Wa-tan."
Wa-tan rapidly shook her head, back and forth, "C-Clearly!? No, no! I'm older than you!" She pouted.
I gave her a lopsided grin, "Think that matters? Looks like a little sister. Is a little sister. Done deal."
The poor girl gaped at my impeccable and perfect logic with no counter whatsoever.
"Anyhow!" I continue, not even giving her a chance to try and rebuke me, "Wa-tan. Which one, Mother, or Uzume, do I need to spank for doing this?"
"S-Spank!?" Wa-chan gasped, scandalized, "Why would you need to spank anyone!?"
"Uh, duh?" I point at her, "For stuffing you in here, in my soul, without telling me? That's pretty spank worthy to me."
"W-Well." Wa-tan steadily looks away, "First, I'm not technically in your soul, just connected to it. Mother used a modified form of the Sacred Beast inheritance ritual to implant me."
Neat. So.
I raise an eyebrow, "So, Ama needs a spanking?"
"Nonono!" She quickly waves her hands at me, "Not her, not her! She isn't the one who had the idea for this!"
I lean forward slightly, "ThenUzume?" I guessed plainly.
I mean, who else could it really be?
Wa-tan shook her head.
My eyes narrowed.
Wa-tan immediately started to sweat.
I stood up.
"EEEP!" The girl squeaked and immediately began to scramble away.
"Get over hereeeee!" I faux roared as I began stalking after her.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorrryyy!"
Meanwhile, on my real body, my face twitched upwards with a smile.
"T-This, t-this!" The little Ama clone stretched prone across my lap, sniffles and stutters out, "This wasn't h-how this was supposed to go!"
I pat her on the head, soothingly, shaking my left hand out as it buzzes with faux pain, "Should have thought of that before you got yourself stuffed in my soul." I reply, giving her half a smirk and a side eye.
"N-Not in your soul!" She stresses and whines for the umpteenth time.
"Same difference." I huff back to her, also for the umpteenth time, prompting a whine from her as she finally gives up.
"Good girl." I nod, only causing her to pout, "Now, what did we learn?"
It took her a moment, but eventually, she responded, lowly, "...Not to be attached to someone's soul without their consent."
I nod, continuing, "Or?"
"Or" she lets out a low whine, as if remembering it was the same as experiencing it all over again, "Spanking."
I nod once more, this time fully pleased, "Excellent. You may sit up now."
She sniffles, before doing exactly that, sliding off my legs and sitting up on her knees.
Only, as she went to sit, she yelped and suddenly shot upright.
She looked at me, all teary-eyed, the accusation clear in her gaze.
I just shrugged. "I'm not healing you. For one, you're not actually wounded; two, this is your punishment. Won't mean much if you didn't have to deal with the consequences."
Her eye twitched at that, guilt crossing her face before, without another word, she moved once again.
In short order, she was no longer on her knees but instead sat on her side. Despite how careful she was, I could see the wince as she lowered herself done, and her shaky breath out as her body settled.
All in all, she's very lucky that's all she got.
And that's only because she's right; she's attached to my soul, but she isn't really a part of it.
I'm not sure if that's due to the Sacred Beast Inheritance Ritual, or the modified form of it, Ama made specifically for this, but in either case, the result is the same.
Attachment, not embedding. There is a very important difference.
If she were embedded within my soul like a proper Sacred Gear, she'd be attached to my literal everything.
Most importantly, that would include my memories.
For obvious reasons, I can't have that.
Second to that, getting her out wouldn't be pleasant if she were properly nested within my soul.
Sacred Gears kill a person for a reason when they are pulled out. It's spiritual mutilation. Not fun. That would most likely kill me, even for all my regeneration; I can't heal my very soul.
I think. I haven't really needed to try.
Hopefully, I won't ever have to.
So, yeah, she should count herself very lucky in that respect.
Now, on the flipside, her merely being attached to my soul does have its own host of issues.
For one, she's significantly looser spiritually, our connection isn't so concrete, and this means that it can be severed pretty easily.
Hell, I get the feeling I could eject her myself, right now, if I wanted to. Someone with mastery over Senjutsu, like say Kuroka, could probably easily steal her away.
It also means I can't use the powers of the sword fully, whatever those may be. If there is something like a Balance Breaker here, a super state of some kind, I can't access it.
I should be able to use the base powers at the very least, though. Good enough to show off the idea I'm building towards here.
Speaking of!
"Now that's all taken care of," I make a show of brushing my hands together, "what can you do, hmm, Wa-tan?"
"Please don't call me that," she weakly whines out, before sighing, "and, um, don't be mad more, but I" she slowly looks away in sheer embarrassment, "I don't actually know?"
I blink at that, "Really?" before tilting my head in consideration, "I'm not mad, but I thought the sword would just have your powers, like your natural abilities, nothing else?"
She shook her head, before looking back at me, "I can't really do much beyond some light manipulation, although I am pretty good a changing the color of my light and such, that's really it."
Huh. Yeah, when I was making my way down here, the sword didn't look like a lightsaber, did it?
It was covered in cloth and thread. More so than when Inari wrapped it, and the thread specifically just came out of nowhere.
I tap my chin, letting out a low hum, before deciding, "Oh, well!"
Wa-tan blinks at that, "...Oh, well?"
I nod, reaching over and petting her on the head, "Yup. Oh well. We'll just have to figure it out through trial and error."
She perked up at that, before steadily leaning into my hand, "R-Really? I thought that" she trailed off.
"Eh. Whatever you thought?" I look her straight in the eyes, "Throw it away. I'm not going to toss you out, call you a failure, whatever, because this didn't turn out exactly how we probably expected it to."
In fact, this is a far more interesting outcome, if anything!
"I-IRight! Okay!" She nods, resolutely, a single tear or two gliding down her cheeks before she smiles, "Mother and Lady Uzume left you to rest, while they went about their day. To be honest, we didn't expect you'd wake up as soon as you did, so they probably won't be back to check on you until tonight."
I scoff at that, "They should know by now, I'm just built differently."
Wa-tan giggles back, a hand coming up to cover her mouth as she does so.
"Though," I continue, "that also means we have plenty of time to figure this out without being interrupted, yeah? And, say we do, then" I trail off, a smirk slowly growing across my face.
The girl across from me blinked, before her eyes widened, and she gasped, "You mean to suggest to interrupt the court!?"
"Mhmm~!" I hum out, "See, what better way to absolutely humiliate our older brother, then by showing you and the concept for, hmm, Sacred Treasures off, then have him march on in after the fact spouting the same old bullshit as before?"
Wa-tan pursed her lips at that, considering, "Well, that would certainly make him look like quite the fool"
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
"But, if you interrupt the court, that would also be proving his point, too, wouldn't it?" She brought up.
Eh, how so?
I think back on that day, and immediately figure out what she means.
If I break into the court and be all like, 'hey ya'll, want some soul weapon candy?' that'd be eschewing tradition and procedure, and all that.
I could do it, too. Because really, who is going to stop me?
But that'd be throwing around my power, so
Aw, fuck.
I slump, crossing my arms and sighing, "Oh, fine. I'll wait in line like everyone else." I grumble out, almost painfully.
"Good." Wa-tan giggled at me, her hand reaching over to gently pat my head, "There, there~!"
I sit there, letting her do so, because it's that cute, and also somehow making me feel better about my future loss of sanity and free time.
Of course, if we're going to do this, we can't sit here forever, so after only a little while of doing so, I let out a huff and waved her hand away.
"Alright, Wa-tan!" I stretch, before standing up, "Let's get this show on the road!"
"Right!" She nods resolutely, pumping her fists in front of her chest, only for her to stop and blink midway through and look at me again, "Hey! What did I say about calling me Wa-tan!?"
Her sputtering whines and my chuckling filled the space where the last things I heard as I pulled out, and my focus returned purely onto the physical world.
[Mmmm!] Wa-tan whined in the back of my head, [You're mean! Just like the rest of our brothers!]
I shook my head at that.
No, for you see, they're dicks. I'm a competitive dick. Very big difference.
[Same difference!] She tries to clap back at me, using my words back at me.
I snort at her adorable attempt, as I hold a hand out to the side.
Ready?
[No!] She immediately shot back, I could feel the pout even if I couldn't see her.
With a shake of my head and light smirk, I snap my fingers anyway, and in a multicolored flash, the sword appears in my hand.
Let's get to work!
~ A New Sun ~
Amaterasu sat upon her throne and tried her best not to lean back and slide down the entire thing.
Truthfully, the only thing keeping her back straight and posture correct is the little bits here and there of worry still in her heart over Nori.
It's irrational, she knows all too well, but she can't help herself.
Even as some random kami from somewhere: look, she doesn't know, okay!? Omoikane announced their arrival, their name, place of residence, reason for being here, and all that, but she didn't pay attention!
Most of the time, these random mob characters that show up never want anything actually important.
Most of them live here, in Takamagahara. They do not need anything at all!
So, that results in them coming here for a stupid and downright deranged list of reasons instead.
'This tree is hanging slightly over my yard!' 'The grass on the sidewalk is a fraction too long!' 'My neighbor is this, my neighbor said that, I hate my neighbor!'
Her personal favorite, and reminder that this is why her Mother and Father gave her life, is that time a Kami came in complaining that the color of their hair was not to their liking.
Yeah, Amaterasu considered the cave again that day. Dying to the seal put before it would be far better than suffering here.
So, even as Amaterasu is physically looking forward, she doesn't truly see the Kami waving his arms and hands around in an exaggerated motion; his mouth is moving alongside it, but she doesn't even hear the words.
No, her senses are focused elsewhere, on her son.
She can feel him there, still in the room where they had left him.
For a moment, she had thought she felt him awaken, as his power spiked and fluctuated oddly for a brief moment.
But then it returned to normal, and stagnated, before going back to rest.
It took everything in her power not to abandon this place and go check on him, but ultimately, she knew he'd be fine.
At this rate, though, if she keeps on worrying so much, she's going to end up with gray hair. Somehow.
To her right, Omoikane stepped forward at her right side, clearing his throat, "Alright, alright. I believe that is enough, Mrwell, I believe that is enough."
It took everything Amaterasu had not to snort. Even Omoikane forgot this guy's name. It's all coming full circle!
"This court has heard your pleas, and proper action will be decided upon." Omoikane droned on, the same old practiced lines, "You may go."
The no-name kami cleared his throat, gave a completely overdramatic bow, and waxed upon her glory and Omoikane's wisdom, before turning and strutting out of the palace.
At least Amaterasu thinks he did; her mind sort of stuttered there for a moment, and every single other time that had happened sort of blurred together into one dull memory.
"Right, then. The next Kami may present themselves." Omoikane called out, though the court was so quiet he didn't even need to raise his voice.'
The doors slipped open and shut as they always do.
Amaterasu's gaze began to unfocus almost immediately, the silence replaced by a droning white noise in the back of her head.
She didn't notice Omoikane stiffening in shock next to her, right as he was about to take a step back, as he usually did.
"Yo."
Amaterasu's attention snapped back into place.
Because she knows that voice.
That voice should be in bed.
Not right in front of her.
And yet, as her vision sharpens?
Nori. Noriaki, about to be grounded for the rest of his fucking immortal lifespan, Kusanagi, is standing there before the whole court.
Over his shoulder? The sword sat lazily, still clad in the thread and cloth that appeared around it when Wakahirume went inside it.
He gave her a look, and almost immediately, she understood why he was here.
'You decided to surprise me, so I'm surprising you.'
He smiled and gave her a wink before snapping his fingers.
The him she felt in her room? Gone.
At the same time, his presence filled the throne room, where there was once nothing at all.
Ohoh, this petty brat!
Her whole body tenses, ready to stand up and say some choice words, but then she promptly remembers where she is.
Her gaze sweeps across the room, finding everyone in similar shocked states, all like fish out of water.
Even Uzume, who was sitting before the steps to the throne, roleplaying a concubine, seemed completely caught off guard.
So, with a huff under her breath, Amaterasu remains seated. Under the shade granted by the curtains wrapping the edges of the throne, she makes sure her golden eyes shine as she makes a show of leaning forward.
"Son."
In one word, one acknowledgement, the entirety of her court seems to wake up, their focus sharpening, their minds actually awake.
"Mother." He replies smoothly, his smile becoming a smirk as he bows, "It was a pretty long line."
"About as long as it usually is." She replies, a hint of tiredness coming through, but nothing more.
She turns her head and nods toward Omoikane.
The God of Wisdom coughs into his hand, before his composure returns and he speaks aloud, "Akaruihiruotoko. Our Prince, is there a grievance you have to bring before the court?"
For a second, Amaterasu catches the confusion that enters Nori's eyes before swiftly being replaced by realization.
Yeah, the court is absurdly formal. Even to that degree.
With his freehand, Noriki waves Omoikane off, "No, no, nothing like that. Instead, I've come to show you all something. Something, which I believe, will revolutionize our Pantheon with enough support."
Omoikane blinked at that, "In what way?" He naturally asked.
Noriaki smiled, "I could tell you, but wouldn't a demonstration be more practical?"
Omoikane looked toward her, and Amaterasu nodded, giving him a simple, "Proceed."
Inwardly, for a second, Amaterasu refused to believe Noriaki had already figured out what that sword could do.
Then she reminded herself of what he had already done and decided that was a stupid thought to have in the first place.
Of course, he already figured it out.
Noriaki stepped forward and held up a hand sign with one hand.
Two puffs of smoke burst from either side of him, as two identical copies of himself flung out from them.
She wanted to compare what she just saw to her manga and anime, she really did, but if she started doing that, she'd have a geek out in the throne room.
Bad idea.
So, she sat, patient and still, as the clones landed equal distance away from his sides, before immediately springing back toward him.
At last, he took the sword off his shoulder and swung it.
The cloth around the sword immediately lashed out, almost like a whip, in a wide arc that would fool most, considering its size plastered around the sword didn't seem that large.
The clones of Nori, however, weren't such fools; one jumped over the cloth, the other slid under, and continued their advance.
As the cloth fell, Amaterasu could finally see the sword's blade, and what she saw legitimately shocked her.
The sword no longer resembled a normal Japanese straight sword, and instead, its blade held a closer resemblance to a European rapier.
No, maybe, a needle? A sewing needle!
With a flick of his wrist, the thread along the hilt of the blade shot down the needle-like point of the sword, light bursting from the tip as the thread reached the end, and vanished.
Only to reappear on the cloth, near instantly changing its shape and design. What was once a straight sheet of white cloth was now a red tasseled banner, strips of cloth sewn suddenly onto the ends, creating something akin to rays or axe blades.
Noriaki took a big step back as both clones lashed out with punches and kicks where he was standing, and with it, pulled the sword and thus cloth back, as the cloth was still attached to the sword by the hilt.
He raised his arm, dragging the cloth to the sky, before flicking it back down.
Amaterasu could hear the air crack as the cloth whipped back toward the ground, the clones forced back as the banner slapped against the ground harshly.
Noriaki stepped forward and, at the same time, twirled the sword around in his hand, gathering the cloth around the blade, before stabbing forward.
Light flashed under the cloth, and the entire banner flashed before abruptly whipping out again.
Except it wasn't whole this time. The banner had fragmented into several strips of red cloth, each coiled up like a spear or lance point, and with a few having run through both clones before they could really react.
The clones vanished into smoke, as the cloth slowly retracted back to the sword.
As it did so, Noriaki smiled and held it up, letting everyone watch as the blade coiled with thread, and the cloth shifted.
He showed off more designs, the cloth shifting into strips shaped like kama, before combining into a ball, then popping out and combining into a sheet once again, and wrapping around the blade like a sheath.
That done, he set the sword back on his shoulder and bowed.
A simple, yet somehow also elaborate display.
Likely due to the weapon itself, which looks rather complicated to use truly effectively.
Then again, as Amaterasu thinks about it, Wakahirume manifesting something like this makes sense to her.
It isn't her power, but rather her passion, something she loves doing, something she does even to this day because of that fact, even if no one needs her to do it anymore.
As Noriaki raises his head, one of the courtiers speaks up for the first time.
"That was certainly unique, Prince." An older-looking Kami spoke, stroking his long gray beard.
That was her general, Futsunushi, and honestly? Amatearsu can't remember the last time she heard him speak at one of these things.
"Usually, I'd write it off as the weapon itself being a unique piece." Futsunushi continued, "But that sword, it's not just another Holy Spirit Sword, is it?"
Noriaki smiled and nodded, "You'd be correct, Lord Futsunushi. You see, it isn't because the sword is unique that it is the way it is; it's what was put inside it. Or rather, who was."
The older kami's eyes widened, "I thought I recognized that whiff of holy spirit power in the air"
Several other courtiers began murmuring.
Noriki nodded once again, holding the sword within both his hands, "I crafted the sword used as a base myself. It wasn't special at all; it was a vessel meant to be filled. And when it was, it became this." He holds the sword up, aura rippling throughout the cloth, "And let me tell you, this can be just the start!"
Amaterasu couldn't let it slip, not until she was sure no one was looking her way.
She was sure then, as all the courtiers looked toward Noriaki, waiting with bated breath and rapt attention, she smiled, wide and proud, all other feelings temporarily forgotten.
I could have done better.
Though even as I think that, I'm careful to definitely not say it out loud.
On second thought, really, doing this off the cuff because I was feeling more than a little petty probably wasn't the greatest idea considering how important this whole thing is.
Not just for me, but for the potential future of the pantheon as a whole.
Ah, well. It worked out in the end!
[Mmmm!] Wa-tan whined indignately in the back of my head, [You didn't even get to show off everything I could do! That! And you could have been way more creative with your design styles, colors, choices, and-]
Do I look like a fashion designer to you? I cut her off with a pointed thought.
[No. You brute.] She huffed, like a brat, [Not a brat! But still! You don't need to be! Even just using more colors! It would have been easy!]
I turned, answering another kami as he asked something of me, but their voices were mostly drowned out by the conversation going on in my head.
Man, I'd be in a mental hospital if anyone heard that without context.
I rolled my eyes on the inside, prompting a scoff from my suddenly bratty little sister.
[Not! Little!]
But definitely a brat.
[Only when you use weaving like a brute instrument!]
To be fair, I probably could have come up with something by myself if a certain someone wasn't trying to loudly scream in the back of my head every move I should make.
I received some meager grumbling at that, [...okay, yeah, that's fair.] she says lowly, [I got a bit too excited, okay? I'm sorry]
Apology mostly accepted.
[...Mostly?]
You have one hell of a pair of spiritual lungs on you, that's for sure.
As in, so loud, even my clones heard you, somehow.
[S-Sorry]
Eh, no harm, no foul, in the end. Although I am considering spanking you again.
[W-Weh!? N-No! Please don't!]
I'm just considering for now, that's all! No need to worry so much about it.
Yet.
I receive an embarrassed whimper in return at that, my face nearly straining to resist the urge to smile at it.
Only to perk up abruptly instead.
Ah, this feeling to my senses
Perfection. Wa-tan? You feel that?
[H-Hmm?] I can practically feel as she perks up much the same, [Oh, this could be]
Not could, I cut her off, this is gonna be great.
[Please don't be too mean.]
No promises~!
I straightened up, not out of fear, but in an effort to look just a touch more imposing, as the doors behind me all of a sudden are thrown open with enough force to slam them against the walls with a loud, resounding, sharp knock.
The echo of which caused the entire court to go silent.
I watched as Ama's face fell, and Uzume grimaced. Glasses guy went paler than he already was, and the other gods just looked plain awkward, like they'd rather be anywhere else rather than here.
Which, fair enough, this wasn't going to be pretty after all.
"Mother!" His voice called out, overpowering the now dull echo of the doors in the background with ease, "I have returned!"
I bring family drama to Takamagahara!
[Mmmm. Stop it.]
Sorry, sorry, couldn't help myself. I just really can't take this guy all that seriously.
"Hmm? Are we interrupting something?" A new voice, still masculine, but far smoother and softer, adds, "Also, good evening, mother!"
Ama's smile returns slightly, and she nods, "Hikone."
"Whatever." Another new male voice injects, far rougher than before, with far less patience, "When is something not going on here? You there, leave. We have business to discuss with our ma."
Ah, that's my cue!
See, I'm a petty dick-
[Petty, yes, but don't be mean to yourself either!]
So! After revealing myself to Ama and doing my little demonstration, I reeled everything back in.
Just for this very moment.
I turned, and I couldn't help the stupid little smirk on my face as I beheld my three interrupters.
Or, rather, three of my brothers.
In the center, between the other two, stood Oshi. I could tell because he recognized my face immediately, his golden eyes lighting up in both recognition and a small hint of outrage.
He has scraggly black hair that reminded me a bit of Susan's in complexion, long and bushy, a wild mop hanging down the back of his neck and bunched up in a ball, a mustache covering his entire upper lip, and a goatee extending down almost completely covering his throat.
Directly next to him, on his right, was a taller yet leaner man. His golden eyes saw me, and although it took him a moment, recognition dawned quickly.
I have a feeling it was my hair and eyes. Seriously, we all have the same hair and eye color!
But, it seems, we all have different styles of hair at least, and this guy here was way different.
In that his hair was absolutely immaculate. Like, holy shit. While the same color as all of ours, his was far shinier. His beard covered his chin and wrapped around his cheeks and curved along his upper lip in an almost perfect black sheet. Strands ran down his chin, looking like a bunch of silk threads. Amongst all of us, his hair was far longer as well, perfectly smooth, and one up in a long ponytail that fell upon his shoulders like a silk curtain.
[Mmmm!] Wa-tan whined in the back of my head, [Big Brother Hikone was born with perfect hair, mother and I have always been jealousit's just not fair!]
Felt girl, felt.
Last guy, and thankfully, there isn't much to describe.
Directly to the left was the last guy. He was shorter than the others by a good bit, but his shoulders and build were broader. When he looked at me, his dull golden eyes scanned me overand then didn't change one bit as he huffed and rolled them.
"Stop giving us that creepy look, and scram, boy." He said, pointing his thumb behind him.
Oi. Not creepy.
But yeah, I don't think he recognizes me at all.
Amongst the three, he's the only one not wearing some sort of expensive robe or kimono, and in fact, he looks like he's wearing old-timey peasant clothing, along with a cap.
I can't see the top of his head, and only know he shares the same black hair as the rest of us due to the strips of wild, jutting strands of black going down either side of his mouth.
"Kumano." Ama sighs out from her throne, "That's your youngest brother."
"Oh." He didn't even bat an eye, "Okay. And?"
Oshi elbowed Kumano in the side, hissing, "He's the one I was telling you about!"
Kumano looked at Oshi and glared, hissing back, "Watch it, or I'll stuff your bow up your ass!"
Oshi snarled back, but my attention was drawn away from them as Hikone stepped forward, toward me, a serene smile across his face, "My apologies. It would appear we are interrupting something rather important, yes?"
"You could say that." Ama grounds out, and although she's doing a good job of hiding it, I can tell her patience is running thin.
And Oshi hasn't even started talking shit yet.
"I saw this coming, just a bit," I began, stepping before Hikone as well, "there's no need to apologize, especially because you were the one dragged here, were you not?"
[...why are you talking like that?] Wa-tan voiced in the back of my head, slightly disturbed.
Trying to sound formal. Is it working?
[Kind of?]
Well, better than nothing at all!
Hikone's eyes widened just a bit from my words, "Well, I wouldn't quite put it like that," he somewhat refutes, "I agreed to come, but I must admit" he trails off as he slowly looks around, a frown forming across his face.
Before he can say another word, however, Oshi practically stomps up.
"Enough of that now. You! Noriaki." He looks down upon me, "What are you doing with the court?"
Why does that sound oddly accusatory?
"Why, simply showcasing a project of mine." I reply, holding up the Wa-tan Sword, "I'm sorry, we're you hoping to come here and complain about me again?"
The guy looks at me like I slapped him across the face, "Excuse me?"
"No." I state, "You are not excused. Now, if you have grievances to air, a word you must say, you may sit, and wait until I'm doneor." I force my eyes to glow dangerously, "You can help with a further demonstration. Your choice. Elder Brother." I damn near spat the words out by the end.
[N-Nori] Wa-tan drawled, trying to be soothing.
I know. I've got a plan. I won't be the one to throw the first punch, if it comes down to that at all.
"Y-You, you dare!?" His eyes glow right back, his teeth grinding, I can almost feel the itch he has to try and get in my face at this moment, "As I am your eldest brother, you will show your respect!"
"Respect is earned, not delivered freely." I reply with ease and a prompt scoff, "And you clearly showed yourself unworthy of it, even despite your station. Barging on in and all, you probably skipped the line, didn't you?"
His face burned red like fire. "It was important!" He growled back.
"So was my project." I point out, holding up the sword, "Yet I waited, just like everybody else."
"You lie!" Golden aura wisped across his body as he stepped forward, right into my personal space.
I looked at him, completely unimpressed.
That only seemed to make him grow rage.
This close? I could feel his power just as much as his anger.
For a son of Amaterasu, a full-on kami, the guyis actually pretty pathetically weak.
Oh, don't get me wrong, he'd blow most kami out of the water. Like Uzume, for example.
But considering who his parents are, he doesn't even break anywhere near Ama's, Susan's, and Inari's level
It's kind of hard to believe this guy is technically an ancestor of mine from my human side.
Behind me, I could feel something else growing as well.
Ama's power was beginning to swell in turn, for pretty obvious reasons.
But she wouldn't get the chance to act.
A hand comes down on Oshi's shoulder, causing him to stiffen.
"Brother." Hikone began, soft yet stern, "Ease yourself. I do not believe our little brother here to be a liar."
Oshi's head swiveled his way, his rage crossed immediately by a look of betrayal, "Hikone! Do you not remember what I told you?!"
"You told me many things, yes." Hikone's eyes narrowed upon Oshi, but I could feel his side-eyed glance here and there upon myself and the rest of the room, "That Noriaki here flouts tradition to an obscene and grotesque amount. That he disrespects all by his mere presence, brow-beating with his power to obtain whatever he desires."
I blinked.
I felt Ama's power falter out of sheer shock.
I could almost feel the court as a whole do a double-take.
[Oh, brother] Wa-tan sighed, genuinely disheartened.
I, for my part, couldn't really help myself anymore, "Dude. Uncool."
Hikone paused, looked directly at me, and snorted.
"It was all true-" Oshi tried to rant again, but Hikone shushed him with a single finger to his mouth, stunning his elder brother.
"Oshi. Brother. Still our father's rage, and look around, for just one moment." Hikone pointed out.
Begrudgingly, if only to get his brother to move his finger, he does so.
His gaze sweeps past me, across Ama, the court
His face twitched, like a nail being hammered into a board; something finally struck in his head.
"...Hikone, I-"
"No." Hikone hushed him with a single word, "Save yourself the embarrassment. Save my time, and the time of Kumano, Mother, and everyone else. It is clear for all to see, your imagination and emotions are going far out of hand."
Oshi's face contorted with sheer indignation, and he stepped away, forcefully pulling away from Hikone.
"It is not imagination!" Oshi roared, "It is a trick of his! Clearly, he even said he expected this, he planned-"
Hikone turns and addresses the Iroh lookalike kami, completely cutting off his brother, "Lord Futsunushi?"
The elderly kami strokes his beard, "Yes, Prince Amatsuhikone?"
"My youngest sibling here." He waves his hand in my general direction, "Tell me, do Lord Oshihomimi's words make even a grain of sense?"
The kami snorted in response, "No. Not at all. Prince Akaruihiruotoko is generally more lax with his goings on, but he isn't malicious. And I have seen no reason to believe otherwise."
Hikone turns back towards Oshi- wait, hold up, his full name has 'Mimi' in it?
[...Nori.] Wa-tan trails off her warning, but being literally in my mind doesn't help her at all from trying to hide the fact that she's holding back giggles.
Very poorly so.
Right, so, Hikone turns back toward Mimi and waves his hand toward him, "You were saying, brother?"
Mimi takes another step back, his gaze snapping between Hikone, me, and the rest of the court, rapidly. His face warps with increasing more and more panic as the weight of the shit hole of a situation he dug himself into begins to dawn upon him.
Abruptly, he turns back, looking toward Kumano, "K-Kumano, brother, surely you understand my point of view, right!?"
This entire time, the peasant-looking kami stood back, his arms crossed in an annoyed stance.
As soon as Mimi talked to him, he grunted, "You know why I'm here." He steps up, past the three of us, "Ma." He huffs out, approaching Ama's throne.
Ama blinks, looking at him, "Yes, Kumano?"
"He hurt you? Disrespect you in any way?" He asks plainly.
Ama simply looks at him, completely bewildered, "I, no? He can be a bit, you know, like the rest of you; he worries me sometimes, but he's never hurt me."
Kumano nods, "That figures," then he turns, looking right at Mimi, "you're a lying, jealous sack of shit, you know that?"
Mimi's mouth opened, then shut, then opened again, then shut, faster. It was like watching a fish trying to breathe water, but forgetting how.
Well, now I don't know which brother I like more!
"Kumano." Hikone was the only one to fill the resulting pin-drop silence by scolding his brother.
"What?" He waves off Hikone, "You're thinking it. Kids thinking it. They're thinking it. Everybody here is, let's be real. Besides," he cracks his knuckles, "I have a right to say that, I'm kind of busy you know!? He," he sticks a finger out toward Mimi "had me believing the kid there wasn't treating Ma right! That's the only reason I came! Like I give a fuck what else goes on here."
He then looks toward me, "Right. Sorry, kid, er, Noriaki, right?" I nod, I can't even open my mouth before he continues, "Yeah, Noriaki. Sorry. Also, sorry about this dipshit." He points his thumb back toward Mimi, "He's got issues because he can't get over himself. He's always gotta start a problem to fill the void inside left by his kid. You know." He shrugs, "Stupid bullshit, all that. Anyway!"
He stretches, groaning, before promptly walking past the three of us once again, heading straight for the door, "I got work to do. Hit up my soon-to-be shrine when you get the chance, kid!"
And just like that, he's gone.
Hikone let out a slow, long, painful sigh.
Note to self? Buy Kumano a fucking drink sometime. Holy fuck. And call the based department, goddamn.
I turn to Mimi because, seriously, I have to ask, and at this point, I feel as though all formalities have really gone out the door with Kumano.
"So, what was the plan bringing him along?" I point my thumb toward where Kumano left.
Because, not to be rude, but that guy gives me way more of the vibes Mimi here was trying to insist upon me.
"I" Mimi quickly chokes on his own words, "I, just, be quiet, brat. I, I don't"
I raise an eyebrow his way, "I'm sure you'd like that. But no. Don't worry, thoughI'm not going to rub it in."
He grits his teeth, "You have nothing-"
His voice was so quiet by now that it was easy to overpower, "Apologize."
He clicks his jaw shut.
"Not to me. Not yet, anyway." I stared at him, plainly, "You talked a whole lot of junk, but basically none of it to my face. I don't feel offended; you are simply that far beneath my notice." If his teeth were chalk, the throne room glass would be breaking by this point. "But what you did do was drag everyone else into this, and stress our mother out to an absurd degree. You will apologize to every single one of them."
"Youkid." He ground out, his gaze pointed straight at the floor.
"No, I don't." I jab a finger Hikone's way, "Now. Apologize."
He still doesn't fully look toward Hikone, before he opens his mouth again, "...I-"
"You know what?" I interject, an idea coming to me, "Since you seem to love looking at the ground so much, why don't you get closer to it?"
Mimi's body stiffens.
"Yeah, that sounds like a wonderful idea," I add, nodding to myself. "Kneel, and bow."
He doesn't move, even an inch. I can't even hear him breathe.
"Go on. We don't have all day." My stare turns into a glare, "Before the court, before everyone, kneel and bow, and apologize like you mean it."
Finally, after what felt like several agonizing moments of silence, Mimi dropped onto his knees with a shuddering breath and bowed, his hands pressed against the floor in a trembling dogeza.
"I, h-humbly, apologize for allowing my temper to drag you into this, b-brother."
Hikone hummed at that but offered no words in reply.
I, meanwhile, clapped twice.
"Chop chop. Another for the court. Getting going."
On the outside, I projected a stern and disciplined mask.
On the inside, however?
I couldn't stop myself from giggling madly throughout my mind.
[O-Oh, m-my!] Wa-tan trembled out, clearly terrified out of her mind, [I-It's echoing! H-How is it echoing!?]
Don't worry about it.
[E-EEEK!]
Ah, today is a good day
"Mmmm!" Ama clings to my side, whining in anguish all the while, "Come on! It can't be time for you to leave already! It feels like we barely did anything fun!"
I couldn't help but chuckle weakly at that, what with no amount of head pats snapping her out of this.
But yeah, it's exactly as she said, it's about time I head back home.
Contrary to what she's saying, I think it turned out pretty fun!
Well, besides the whole process of making the prototype Sacred Treasure and all that.
"M-Mmmm" Against my other side, a smaller version of Ama was doing the same as her, "Really, w-we basically just metplease don't go yet?"
Hnn. My heart~...
I pet Wa-tan's head as well, just for good measure.
Right now, both of these girls have me holed up in Ama's room, pretty much monopolizing my time to themselves.
After all, I was only really supposed to spend something like a month here, but I'm pretty sure it's gone a little over that by now.
When I finally realized that, well, it was time I started wrapping things up here.
Pay it no mind that specific realization came when the court started back up again once my older brother got done apologizing to everyoneand they started talking about how we should go about making more of them.
Or rather, how I should.
Hah. Yeah. No. Fuck that. You couldn't pay me anything in the whole damn world to get me to stick around willingly and craft all day.
I could do it; it's not a question of being able to force myself to go through the experience. I could.
But do I want to?
The answer to that is a resounding nope!
So, I sped through the rest of the court by telling everyone that I would lend a clone to guide the process, so that a whole army of kami, even slightly related to blacksmiting and crafting, could take the wheels instead.
As it turns out, the pantheon does have an overarching ironworking and blacksmith kami. He isn't in the court itself; the dudes apparently locked up with his forge about as much as Ama used to be with her cave, so he'll be taking overall reigns, while I lead him and whoever he has working for him in the process.
Why would I do that when I could just show them myself, I was logically asked in return.
Thus, my telling of my eventual return home, how my time is up, all that jazz.
This also freed me personally from having to undergo the arduous task of obtaining more of that raw material. Again.
Sure hope big blacksmith guy has a way to eventually smelt down that arena into something workable faster than I did it, with a whole lot less pain!
Anyhow, Ama unhooked Wa-tan from my soul and released the girl herself from the sword soon after without much effort.
And as for my dear older brothers?
Well, Mimi himself ran off as soon as I said he was good. I have no idea where he went. The other, though, Hikone, apparently had an idea, and followed him to make sure he didn't do anything stupid again.
Now, after all that, here I lie, trapped.
But not for long!
"Seriously," I eventually huff out to the two, "I know it kind of sucks, but I can't stay up here forever. Besides, I'm going to leave a clone behind, it'll be like I never really left!" I point out.
Only to immediately be shot down by a combined, "It wouldn't be really you!"
I immediately deflated with a sigh.
My clones are basically me, I know that on a fundamental level. But they wouldn't exactly get that, would they?
Either way, no use in trying to argue with them now.
Instead, I simply wrap my arms around them both and hold them closer.
"There, there" I pat the two of the back.
"Hmph!" Uzume, sitting at the foot of the bed, pouts harder.
I sit up slightly, "Hush! You're coming with! I don't want to hear another noise come out of your general direction!"
In response, the Goddess of the Dawn crosses her arms and pouts even harder at being left out.
Even though she literally lives with me back home, and is coming with me. As I said.
Pointedly, though, she didn't make another peep. Funny that, drama queen.
Besides, it's not like I'm going to make her keep her lips sealed forever.
Not for that.
No, I need her to fill me in on what's been going on back home since I've been gone.
Because, see, with everything that started happening damn near as soon as I got here, I haven't really been keeping up with everything going on back home.
At all.
Which was another realization that struck me, a pretty damn bad one in fact.
Since Uzume didn't ever come up and tell me that something was going on, I can only assume that if something did happen, it wasn't bad. Or at least, not so bad that it warranted immediate attention.
As I lay there, I started trying to think of any big plot events, even scraps, of what could have happened while I was gone.
The Hero Faction attacking again couldn't be it, because I disbanded them.
At least, Cao Cao's Hero Faction. That Great Emperor's Hero Faction, if you could call it that, may have taken Cao Cao's place and all after his death, but I can't be sure.
Surely, if they tried anything, it likely isn't something too big, right?
A stray thought occurs.
Oh yeah, Rias and Sai's Rating Game. I didn't really forget, but it was never really relevant to me considering where I usually am, so
Yeah, that definitely happened by now. Or at least should have. I think I recall something from Shirone about how the gathering or tournament was pushed down a bit due to the fighting going on in the Underworld.
No way that's still going on by now, right?
Even assuming it is, she only mentioned something being pushed back, so it's probably happened by now.
I had to withhold a wince from crossing my face there.
Don't get me wrong, Shirone is good, way better than when she would have originally participated.
But uh. No Rose. No Xenovia. No Issei.
A Yuuto who hasn't unlocked his Balance Breaker or gotten over himself.
Akeno should be better by now, and Shirone is obviously doing far better, but
Yeah, Sai definitely won, didn't he?
And I don't feel a single ounce of guilt.
Neither Fate nor I handed her a bunch of pieces and training on a platter. Not my issue, nor my job, and especially not my responsibility.
That's on Rias to train up her people, especially if she wants to become the Rating Games Champion.
I won't call her lazy, because it's not quite that; it's more like she wasn't doing enough.
For all my dislike of Sona, low opinion of her dream, and how she goes about trying to achieve it, I can at least say she's going all in on trying to achieve it. That's something I can respect, at least a little.
Or, well, who knows? Maybe I'm thinking out of my ass here, and the fighting in the Underworld ignited a fire under Rias' ass to really push her and her Peerages' limits, resulting in her somehow managing to squeak out a win against Sai.
Only one way to really find out!
Which I can't exactly pursue at the moment, for obvious reasons.
I stop myself from letting out a deep sigh, my gaze darting between the girls against my sides.
I suppose I'll have to play the long game, at least for a little while.
Well, 'long' game, it really won't take that long for them to fall asleep.
Then I can head out and leave my clone behind.
A little mean? Sure.
But it's not like I can't show up again whenever I want, right?
And it's also not like they can't watch me from up here whenever or for however long they want.
So, for now, I think I'll give them this peace. Especially Ama.
It has been a wild ride since I got here. She deserves it, I suppose.
Honestly, that seems to be a pattern, wherever I show up.
A part of me sort of hopes that continues, but the other treasonous part of me dreads it continuing forever
~ A New Sun ~
Through the darkness of the night, a piercing ray of sunlight cuts through the black expanse.
I take a breath as the light fades, and can't help but immediately notice the difference.
I wouldn't call the air in Takamagahara sterile, but that'd be a close descriptor. Maybe overly pure? Even that doesn't capture it quite right.
Still, as Uzume and I stand before my home in Kyoto, and I breathe in that cool, natural air, I can finally say for certain.
I'm home.
Uzume nudges my side with her elbow, and I turn, seeing her smirk, "Different, yeah?" She hums.
I breathe out, "Yeah, yeah. Really different, and I didn't even notice."
She nods, chuckling, her hands going behind her back as she walks toward the door, "I prefer the air down here, personally." She admits, casually.
"Heh." I huff with a smile, "Same."
She smiles at me back, turning to me as she reaches the door, "I figured! Well! I'm going to bed! The past month or so was enough to drain basically all the sleep I saved up after, uh" she thinks for a moment, putting a finger to her lips, "Something. I dunno." She shrugs, "I should keep an ordered list of all the crazy stuff you manage to get involved in, Nori. I'm starting to lose track."
I shrug back, "What can I say?"
Uzume deadpanned at that, "'Sorry for somehow reducing your immortal lifespan in barely a year, Uzui-chan~, I loooveeee you~!'?" She tried.
"Pass." I waved her off, causing her to scoff.
"Hmph!" Her pout returns in short order, "Fine then. Be that way! I'm going to bed!"
With that said and done, she struts right on in through the front door.
"Heh, eh, wait." I pause amid the beginnings of a chuckle, "Uzume! Wait, you bum! Get back here!" I run straight through the door and after her.
After all, I need her to update me, pronto!
Instead, as soon as I enter the door, my phone hits me straight in the face.
Uzume cackles as she stalks up the stairs, mirroring a certain catgirl in the process, all the while calling back down, "It's all in there~!"
Cheeky. Brat. Party Goddess. Whatever.
I catch my phone before it could hit me in the face and, after a quick check through my senses to find everyone who should be in the house present and asleep, I flop down on the couch.
Moment of truth, I guess.
I flick open my phone.
Honestly, I expected a cascade of missed calls and messages. I had told everyone who needed to know that I'd be gone for a while, and that I wouldn't be available, like say via my phone.
Takamagahara doesn't have magic sun internet or cell service, as I had presumed.
Prayers would work, but I didn't end up getting any of those, of course.
Now, though, where do I begin?
I've got messages from both Rias and Shirone.
Well, the plural only really fits Rias; Shirone only sent the one, apologizing for Rias being a spammer, and that she ended up informing Rias of where I was once she figured out what Rias was doing.
I hum, as I scroll up the message chain, up to the very top, starting about a week after I left for Takamagahara.
I couldn't help but wince.
Right, so, I'll paraphrase, because much of what I'm seeing is a lot of borderline ranting, but
So, several things happened all at once.
Looks like the Devils finally dealt with the Fallen running around, and I won't need to worry about Kokopuffs making a surprise return.
Apparently, the dude tried to attack the Gremory Estate in one desperate last-ditch effort to do any damage of any kind.
It turned out about as well as you can guess.
Shirone didn't even need to turn him into her cat plaything; a fucking butler took care of him.
A sad end for a pretty sad bird, all things considered.
The Young Devil Gathering and the Rating Game Tournament, both of which were pushed back because of all the fighting, kicked right into gear basically as soon as news got out that Kokopuffs was finally gone.
Here, instead of it being for entertainment purposes for the other faction leaders, the entire event was turned into more of a celebration for winning the 'war.'
I couldn't help but deadpan in sheer incredulousness. Even Rias put war in quotes.
Sure, those leftover Fallen were very stubborn behind Kokopuffs, but calling it a war is a little much, you think?
Be that as it may, what's a little bit more ridiculous was apparently the way they organized the Rating Game Tournament itself.
According to Rias, as this was meant to be a celebration and entertainment, the schedule for the games was ridiculously short.
One to two matches every week. Going down the tournament bracket. An insane pace, according to Rias, for a multitude of reasons, of which I won't be getting into because I have no idea how any of them make sense.
What also doesn't make any sense?
The matches themselves.
Diodora is nowhere to be found. He and his peerage? Not there.
This made the bracket uneven with five participants' Peerages, and resulted in some fairly interesting changes to the matchups.
Sai didn't even fight Zephyrdor, the Glasya-Labolas Clan Heir.
No, instead, he fought Sona.
For the first match.
I nearly laughed so damn loud it would have woken up the whole damn house.
Needless to say, her Peerage got torn to shreds.
Next up, Rias vs Zephyrdor.
I honestly wished I could have been there to see that one, because his Peerage was never shown, and from what Rias is telling me, he ended up putting in a fairly decent showing against Shirone by using his clan's trait.
Outrage, she called it. Then proceeded to not explain a lick of what the hell it does, before going on to praise Shirone to Takamagahara and back.
I mean, deserved, and she will be getting head pats once I see her again, but still. I don't recall that clan's trait being mentioned at all, and now I'm kind of pissed at being baited about it.
Even though it shouldn't really matter to me, but eh, it'd be nice to fill in some gaps the original work had, yeah?
Anyway, Shirone carried that match, and they moved on.
Due to the uneven participants, Sai then proceeded to get matched with a completely fresh Seekvaira and her Peerage, the heiress to the Agares Clan, or, as I remember her far better, the Gundam addict.
She got bodied perhaps even harder, considering Rias was fairly solemn talking about that match.
All I could think about at this point was how Sai is going two for two, absolutely grinding nerds under his heel.
In the losers' bracket, Zehpyrdor got knocked out of the tournament entirely, Sona, and thank fuck for that, because now I don't have to think about his name ever again.
Seriously, that shit was taking up RAM up here. Who the fuck names their devil child after a Greek wind god while being extra about it?
Now, here comes something that should be obvious.
The way this tournament was structured? It was very much made specifically to put Sai down.
Or at least, that's the theory Rias gives, before her match with the guy. After all, he had the most matches thus far, and was specifically paired against opponents who were meant to find tactical advantages or weaknesses to exploit and then broadcast for all to see.
There was a whole lot of political mumbo jumbo following what she was talking about, but I'm going to be honest.
I ain't gonna read all that.
So, Rias vs Sai. How did it go?
I'm not sure.
No, like, seriously, Rias is being very fucking vague about the details. Shirone apparently tried to carry, but it didn't work out. Akeno wasn't even mentioned, so I guess she hasn't mastered her Holy Lightning enough, or it did nothing of worth. Yuuto also wasn't mentioned, yet she mentions Gasper being there?
Huh. Did she unseal Gasper because she realized she was more or less cooked, and try to bring him into it without him getting his canon pep talk? Or anything at all?
Ah. I could see how that went. Grand.
Needless to say, she lost. But the how is still uncertain as all hell.
I'm skipping the details on the other final matches; it's clear Rias didn't really care for them after this point, and was really just mentioning them for completion's sake.
Sai won overall, though, that's worth a note.
This all leads up to her most recent messages.
Which are a whole bunch of variations of asking for help.
With what? I'm also not sure; she's being fairly vague, once again.
Her last message was apologizing for all the spam, because she didn't know I was away, but she is practically begging that I shoot her a text or call back as soon as I get home.
Slowly, I let out a sigh, my phone settling into my lap as I look toward the ceiling.
Why me.
Of course, I ask that, it's not as though Rias and I are particularly close.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Besides her brother, his peerage, and maybe a select few others, I'm pretty much the strongest guy she knows, right?
On top of that, I already helped her Peerage out beforehand. Shirone most of all, but Akeno a bit off the side, I guess.
I blink.
Yeah, add on that she has at least some familiarity with me, and with a proper fire lit under her ass to add some motivation, she'd obviously be far more likely to contact me given everything.
The question is now, should I help her out?
Hmm. Maybe. It wouldn't hurt to hear her out, at least.
I don't want to do anything for free, though.
Plus, it'd be nice to spend time with Shirone again; it has been a while.
First things first, I need to hear from Rias about what exactly she wants, not some vague non-questions.
With a huff, I throw a thumbs-up emoji onto the chat in response to her last message to contact her, and back out of her message list.
Ah, I do love being a petty little shit sometimes.
Well, that was a good sleep while it lasted.
"Nyahhh~! Darling~! You're back~!" Kuroka clung onto me like I had gone missing for over a year, only to turn up out of nowhere abruptly. She nuzzled up against my chest, her face grinding against me hard enough to sharpen a blade's edge, as a low purr radiated from the back of her throat.
For once, I could tell it wasn't the sexy seducing kind of purr, but that genuinely happy and warm cat purr.
A warmth that's not my sun flowed from my chest, and a smile stretched across my face as I wrapped an arm around her back.
I slid right into bed after doing a little trolling with my text last night, and as soon as I did so?
Kuroka, who was curled up almost in a ball, straightened out and clung to me.
All in her sleep.
Yeah, I saw this all coming, albeit not quite to this level.
She really missed me, huh?
Well, "I missed you too, kitten~." I utter down to her, whilst patting her on the back.
"Nyah~!" She perks up before her nuzzling goes even harder.
Obviously, before I head out again, I'm going to check up on Rose, too.
She probably won't have such an animated reaction, but I'm sure it'll be no less cute.
Then, before I head to Kuoh, I'll check up on all the girls. You know, just make sure they're all okay and all that.
When I get there, I'll have a quick check-up with the Cult Sword girls before making my way to the Old School Building.
Ah, I love it when plans are simple and easy to make.
Now, the plan for getting Kuroka to let go of me
I look down at her, and at almost the same time, she looks up at me, and our eyes meet.
Her pupils dilate, her eyes sparkling, before she lunges straight up, her lips crashing into mine and taking me completely and utterly off guard.
Ah.
Well, sorry, Rias. I might be a bit!
~ A New Sun ~
I stagger out of my room, not out of breath or anything, but more so out of sheer and utter shock.
On my bed, a now very naked Kuroka has curled up in the middle of the bed.
The bed itself, which looks like it just went through a Great War all its own. The blanket? Halfway across the room. Half the pillows? On the floor, while Kuroka is cuddling the others. The sheets? One end is pulled up off the mattress, and I feel the need to go in a fix it.
But I can't, because if I approach, I know I won't be leaving the house today.
But is that really a bad thing? The traitorous part of my brain echoes.
Yes. Yes, it would be.
So I close the door gently behind me, tug and smooth out my robe, and take a breath.
Now, to Rose. Right!
I'm very thankful my room has a bathroom connected to it right now.
I make a quick walk down to the living room, where, not at all shocked, I find Rose already there.
What I am shocked by is the fact that she's wearing a kitchen apron, though unfortunately, she's got other clothes on under it, and seems to be knee deep in a cookbook.
Fortunately, as she's so immersed in said book
That she doesn't even notice when I sneak right up behind her.
I hear her grumble something under her breath about precise salt measurements, and that's the last thing I hear, before my arms suddenly wrap around her waist and pull her right up against me.
"Hey, how ya doin'?" I whisper swiftly right into her ear.
Her reaction is just as swift.
"E-EHHH!?" She jumps, at first trying to scramble away.
Only, as her hands wildly waved, several dozen magic circles of different colors appeared around us, spinning up like machine guns.
You could almost hear the whirling of such too.
With a shuckle, I let my divine power surge, smashing the spell apart before they can total the entire building in a flurry of elements.
That one act, or perhaps it was the chuckle, caused her to still.
She blinked before turning her head as much as she could, her lip quivering, "N-N-Nori?"
I smirk back at her, "The one and only, Rose."
She let out a shuddering breath, "Ah, you, uh," she looks around the kitchen, specifically, the not fully formed meal in front of her, "this, is was going too, um"
I shake my head, "You practicing to surprise me or something?" I answer for her.
Her jaw shut, and she nodded rapidly.
With a smile, I leaned down, whilst gently putting a finger under her chin and lifting her head, giving her a chaste kiss.
"M~Mmm~!" She squeaked, yet even so, her body relaxed against me.
"I look forward to it~!" I wink down at her, my smile never leaving.
Rose looked back up to me, right in the eye, and let out a light breath, as she slowly found her voice again, "...good, t-then! Um"
Her eyes shifted a bit, back and forth, as if trying to decide on something.
It didn't take long.
She arched her back, pushing her body and specifically her ass, straight up against me.
Her hand came up, caressing my cheek, as she spoke once again, her eyes steadily beginning to gloss over, "T-Then! Welcome home, d-darling~..."
Without another word, without me having to move, she smashed her lips against mine.
Ah.
I believe a pattern is starting to emerge.
~ A New Sun ~
Twice.
Twice in one day, I was caught completely off guard like that.
And everyone knows how the old saying goes.
We had to clean up the kitchen thoroughly afterward. That, and Rose staggered back upstairs wearing only an apron.
Before I headed out, I ended up ordering food for everyone.
I feed Rose myself, mostly to make up for the fact that she was going to have to penguin waddle around the rest of the day.
Kuroka though? I had to leave the food by the bed, or else that damn cat would have tried to jump me.
Seriously, the way she was looking at me
Yikes.
Needless to say, as I had thought, a pattern was indeed forming.
My pitstops across Kyoto were frequently halted bywell.
"Oh, Lord~, your humble servant has missed worshiping you, personally~..."
Suzaku.
"It's been a bit too long, hasn't it, my Lord~? You know, you've missed quite a bit~..."
"W-Wha~!? Why are you looking at me!? I haven't been a brat! N-Not at all~..."
"She's lying by the way."
"E-Eehhh!?"
Yasaka and Kunou.
Thankfully, I have pattern recognition skills sometimes, and this time, they seemed to work.
I was very prepared.
Was.
It is now the afternoon, and I'm just now getting to Kuoh via teleportation.
I let out a huff as I straighten my robes out for hopefully the final time in one day.
I can't even be annoyed. I've got a whole group of very willing girls to jump into bed with me; hell, they really want to, not just willing.
So yeah, I'm huffing at myself for not even considering that they'd all want a piece of me after not seeing me for a while.
Honestly, I'm somewhat considering trying to get all my girls to live with me. It would just make everything far nicer and easier.
The problem is, though, in Suzaku and Yaska's case, they both have big responsibilities and duties to attend to, so that while they might be able to move shop, the place they are now is far more fitting for said job.
Kunou should be fine, though.
Not sure how well putting Kunou and Kuroka in the same house will do, but I think my curiosity may get the better of me there.
Shirone is also another one who is going to be a problem, due to being a part of Rias' Peerage and all.
With a sigh and a shake of my head, I allow those thoughts to pass by.
I can focus on that later.
For now?
I look up at the Junior Division building of Kuoh Academy.
Now, where the hell is my clone?
It was mostly an afterthought, but I did leave a clone behind to watch the Cult Sword girls. So, where did he haul up?
Thankfully, it only took a moment of spreading my senses out to find him.
The clubhouse building, the dojo. Of course.
Well, slightly beneath the dojo, for some reason?
Ah, well, in another flash of light, I was there.
I took a glance over and nodded in approval, seeing the dojo still as well-maintained as before.
With a little pull, the doors slid open, and I almost immediately stopped.
Slowly, my head tilted up, toward the roof.
The roof looked a bit different. As though a hole had been blown through the center of it, and was patched up remarkably well, but you could still pretty easily tell there was a hole there.
The slightly off coloring of the new wood, the freshly polished sheen of it, oh yeah, it's really easy to see.
Still, the fix-up was done fairly well, and I don't see a spot of dirt on the floor. So! Points for well-done repairs and cleanup, at least.
I'm spanking whoever thought blowing a hole through the roof was a good idea, though.
The doors to the basement burst open.
Leaning there, hanging on by either side of the door, was my clone.
He stared at me, eyes wide, haggard, and damn near bloodshot. His robe was far more roughed up, his hair tousled, and not in the fun way.
I deadpanned at my clone's obvious antics, but didn't even get the chance to open my mouth before he blurted out-
"OH THANK ME."
And popped, right then and there. The purest look of bliss across his face.
I blinked.
Oh. Oh.
Okay, what the fuck!?
As soon as I left, a whole bunch of shit immediately started happening with them.
Mostly related to Avi, that shrimp.
Iugh, I would go on a tirade about this right now, but to be honest, I'm just really not feeling it at the moment.
I rub the bridge between my eyes and sigh, before turning and promptly walking out of the dojo.
So, to simplify?
Avi has a new butler. There was a whole bunch of shenanigans with him, or rather, everyone thought it was a he, but really it was a she. Avi's family was testing her because they wanted her to be the new heiress of the clan, since her brothers went missing during the 'war' with the Fallen.
But it's alright, everything turned out okay in the end. A whole bunch of family drama was resolved, Zekka may or may not have accidentally assaulted and rizzed up that butler girl, Avi got her brothers back, so on and so forth.
She, Zekka, and the butler girl also survived getting attacked by members of this other Hero Faction. Two. One of them, Michelangelo, who possesses the fucking Tower of Babel as a Sacred Gear.
So yeah. When I'm done with Rias and Co., I'm definitely going to need to revisit this.
For just this once, I enable myself a walk to my next and hopefully final destination of the day, the Old School Building.
Mostly so I can clear my head a bit before I get swept up in whatever's to come of this.
But also, to curse myself.
That clone was the weakest one I could make. He wasn't there to fight anything; he was there to simply observe and advise when need be.
It's why he looked like that by this point. He couldn't do anything, and it was eating him alive from the inside out.
Although the girls never saw that.
I let out a sigh.
Note to self? Make sure to grab a maid outfit before heading back.
Why? That sassy ass fucking butler was being the classiest prick I had ever seen, and practically danced around calling my clone weak the whole time.
It was a little up in the air whether or not she's joining Cult Sword, or another club, but I don't care.
Also, she and Zekka put the hole in the ceiling.
Someone's getting their ass beat.
As I was planning, before I even knew it, I was standing in front of the Old School Building.
I couldn't help but blink. Time really does fly when you're planning like a petty bitch, huh?
In any event, I continue to make sure my presence is suppressed and leave all previous thoughts at the door before walking right in.
~ A New Sun ~
Why isn't he picking up his phone!?
For the umpteenth time today, Rias sat in her chair, her hands and face glued to her phone as she rapidly pressed on the device, staring a it intently.
She's lost just how many times she's texted and called him today by this point.
When she got up for school this morning and saw the fact that Noriaki had replied to her, she was absolutely ecstatic.
Sure, it was just a thumbs up, but that means he's back!
Or at least has cell service. Either would work for her!
But ever since then, there's been dead silence from him. Not a single call or text back since. Not a single reply. Hell, he hasn't even seen her messages!
She would ask Shirone what's going on, but if she hasn't said anything yet herself, she also probably doesn't knowand besides?
Rias looks up from her desk, finding said white cat croached next to a cardboard box in the corner of the room, her head tilted.
Rias sighs. Yeah, she's busy right now. To be fair, they all are right now.
Akeno, her Queen, is standing at her side, smiling as usual, even as she goes through her own device, with a stack of papers in front of her.
To be fair, Rias has her own devil's work to do; it's just that this is kind of more important.
Notably, her Knight isn't around.
Still.
She knows where he is, it's just, he's not really allowed out right now.
She's tried everything at this point. Everything that makes sense, anyway. But nothing was working with Yuuto, or Gasper, for that matter, and she really doesn't have a whole lot of time left.
Rias' gaze is drawn to movement in the corner of the room, once again.
This time, the box slowly opens, with Gasper, her little dhamphir bishop, poking the top of his head out, looking terrified, even as he only sees Shirone.
Her white cat mutters something to the dhamphir, which seems to make him shrink back a little.
Honestly, it's a wonder she's still trying to help, especially after the game.
That just makes her heart break a little more every time she watches this play out.
Shirone tries to coax Gasper out of the box.
She barely opens it before something scares him.
They blink, and the box vanishes and appears in another corner of the room.
The question really becomes, what's going to do it this time-
The door bursts open.
"Whats upppppp~!"
Her mind barely registers the fact that Noriaki, in casual robe and all, is suddenly just here, before she hears the familiar-
"FUEEEEEEEE!"
screech, of her Bishop.
A half a blink later, the world flipped white, and then he should be-
"Eeeeeh!? Wait! W-Wait! How-Who-Noooo!"
not, in the middle of the clubroom, being held up by the back of his shirt by Noriaki.
It took Rias a moment, but then she remembered.
Noriaki is technically kind of a god? Half god? Something like that. Of course, he can't be affected by Gasper's Sacred Gear.
"Bad Dio. Bad." Noriaki chastised him lightly, even swatting the top of his head like one would a cat.
"N-Neh!? Neh!? Stop! Stop it! Who are you!? President!? Shiroonnneee! Heeellpppp!" Gasper cried as he flailed about, his eyes constantly flickering, like they were trying to activate.
But at the same time, Noriaki's eyes also glowed, and Rias felt a prick of divine power lace through the air.
"Ufufufu~, calling out for the others, but not for me, Gasper?" Her Queen sighed overdramatically, "You wound me~..."
"Fuueeeeeee!"
This, of course, only caused him to screech again and do everything in his power to try and get further away from her.
Unfortunately, that amounted to flailing around more.
"Akeno." Rias finally spoke up, chastisingly, to which her Queen only gave a cheeky smile back in return.
Shirone finally came walking up, huffing, "Pervert Senpai." She addressed Noriaki.
"Hmm?" He hummed, before glancing her way, "Ya, kitten?"
She deadpanned at him, but Rias caught the way her cheeks flushed just a bit.
So, cute~!
"Can you put my good-for-nothing vampire classmate down?" She continued to ask.
That caused Gasper to freeze up; only his head slowly looked toward her Rook.
"W-Wha!? Shirone is such a m-meanie!" He whimpered.
With almost the same slowness, Noriaki looked down at Gasper, his face twisted into equal parts amusement, but also sheer and utter contempt.
"...Dude." He starts, "If you keep screaming like that, I'm going to have to side with her."
"U-Uwah!?" Gasper flinched, barely managing to look at him straight, "You too! You're also mean! And you have a really scary face! And your eyes look like a pair of suns! I don't like the sun! It scares me!"
Despite saying all that, Noriaki didn't look the slightest bit moved; instead, he merely tilted his head.
"I mean, I am literally the son of the sun goddess." He smiles, "You're a vampire, right? A daywalker? Want me to show you why you should fear the sun so bad?"
"EEEEEEEEKKKK!" Gasper wailed, his eyes rapidly flickering in extreme desperation and panic, "Somebody! Anybody! Heeelpppp meeeeeeee!"
Shirone's ears twitched, and she scowled.
"Loud." That was all she had to say to all of that, causing Gasper to break down even further from words, into sobs and tears, with the occasional sputtered 'sorry' here and there.
Noriaki smirked at Shirone, "Now now, kitty, that's not nice at all."
She grumbled, before sniffing, and finally huffing, "Neither was going on a perverted degenerate sex marathon before coming here." She accused, causing Noriaki to freeze.
Seriously? That's what he's been doing!?
"And not inviting me," Shirone adds on after a beat, and far quieter than before.
Now, it was Rias's turn to deadpan.
Noriaki just snorted, Gasper looked completely lost, and Akeno
"Ufufufu~, well, Shirone, if you're so interested, there's always time right now" she giggles, a hand coming up in front of her mouth as she smirks, "I can help~!"
"No." Noriaki immediately shut her down without even a shred of doubt.
Akeno huffed, Shirone looked smug, and Rias was now slowly starting to regret every single decision she's made this past month.
At least Yuuto wasn't here to top it all off.
It's so nice to see everyone again!
And for once, I think I mean that without a shred of sarcasm this time around.
Gasper doesn't count. Technically, this is the first time I'm meeting him.
Speaking of, my gaze flickers down at the femboy dhampir for a moment.
Yeah. If I didn't already know it was a he, I'd one-hundred percent be standing here thinking Gasper was a cute girl.
Because he definitely looks like one. Especially while wearing the Kuoh girl's uniform.
And he nearly sounds like one, too. His voice is just light enough to leave you guessing if you can't see him. But really, pairing his face up with the voice would leave anyone completely fooled.
Though I do have to say, the novels did not do his shrill screeching any justice. At all.
Like holy fuck. Are we sure that's not his true Sacred Gear!?
Rias let out an audible sigh, her fingers coming up to massage the sides of her head, "Seriously, that's what you've been doing? I've been trying to contact you since this morning!" She huffed out, clearly aggravated, but more so just plain tired.
I blinked at that, my one empty hand coming up to my robe and sliding inside.
Only to find absolutely nothing.
Ah.
I shrug, "Left my phone by my bed this morning, and uh, eh," I cough, "let's just say I couldn't get it without dire consequences."
From the corner of my eyesight, Shirone gave me this half-lidded stare.
She knows. She totally knows.
Akeno giggles like a predator, "Ufufufu~..."
Of course, she'd figure it out.
Rias pouts, "You wouldn't even risk those dire consequences for me?"
I give the redhead the blankest stare I could muster, "Nori Junior's chastity is far more important than a phone, Rias."
Shirone snorted at that and slapped me on the back, while Akeno held a hand to her mouth as though holding back a greater laugh.
Rias, though, just looked plain confused, "...Junior?"
Gasper looked up slightly, like he was about to offer something, but quickly sighed away before curling himself up even tighter than before.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at her before promptly explaining absolutely nothing, and instead plopping Gasper down on her desk.
"E-EEK!?" He shrieked while still immediately grabbing onto the wood.
He attempted to pull himself out of my grasp.
No dice. Not even a little.
It was almost kind of sad, really.
"P-President! PleeassseeeeeH-Heellppppp" He cried, thankfully lowly this time.
I think his vocal cords might be finally giving out.
Rias gave him a small, sad, but reassuring smile and patted him on top of the head.
Gasper flinched. I felt his gear activate-
My divine power surged forth, almost on instinct by now. I barely saw the flicker of his gear's power in his eyes before I smashed it straight back down.
He blinked as nothing happened. His gaze darted back and forth for a second, before, steadily, I felt the trembling of his form settle.
Finally, he seemed to relax. If only a tad. Letting out a shaky breath as Rias pets his hair.
Off to the side, I could see Akeno frown, but not out of anger. At my side, Shirone came walking up, her arms looping around my free arm as she held her body against it, yet even still, she wears a similar expression to Akeno as she looks upon the dhampir.
"Well, then." I begin again, "This guy wouldn't happen to be why you seemed so insistent on contacting me, right?"
At that, Rias let out another sigh, as Gasper went still under her hand.
"In part, yes," Rias confirmed, though before she could go
Gasper raised his head immediately, and I could hear him taking a breath.
Fucking. Nope!
With a bit more force, I slam him back down on the desk, causing whatever words he was going to scream at the top of his lungs to instead turn into a shrill, terrified shriek.
Of course, at the same time, his Sacred Gear activated.
It was stomped down just as hard with barely even a flex of my divine might at this point.
Then, before his shriek could go on, I hissed out a harsh, "Hush up!" directed straight at Gasper.
His mouth locked up instantly.
"If the next words that were about to come out of your mouth," I quickly continued with a snarl, "had anything even remotely relating to Rias abandoning you, I will lock you in a me damned tanning bed for four hours!"
Even with his mouth closed, locked, the key thrown away, I could still hear the muffled, terrified cry pushing past his throat, his entire body shaking under my grip.
"Don't even think that shit! Rias would never abandon you, do I make myself clear!?" I tact on, just for good measure.
With surprising swiftness, Gapser rapidly shakes his head yes in understanding, and, without prompt, looks toward Rias, before barely managing a small, "S-Sorry"
Akeno sighed and grimaced, but didn't say anything.
Rias gave Gasper a small smile, "It's alright," she answered him gently, before looking at me, not really with anger, but sheer and utter exhaustion, "please, don't be so harsh on him."
"Should have gone with four days." Shirone chipped in.
Gasper whimpered, muttering something about 'Shirone being so mean' as everyone turned and looked at said cat girl for a moment.
She shrugs, "Four hours wouldn't be enough." She helpfully explains.
Hmm. You know, maybe she's got a point?
"As I was saying," Rias continued, electing to ignore her Rook's fairly good point, "yes, Noriaki, Gasper here is part of the reason I wanted, noneed your help. The other is Yuuto, he" Rias bit her lip, stopping herself, as if she didn't entirely know where to even begin here.
"I don't need everything at once, now." I speak up, "Just start from the beginning. You sent a lot in your messages, but if I had to guessthis is all stemming from your guys' game against Sai?"
I blinked, and everyone was suddenly frozen.
For a second, I almost checked if Gasper managed to get his Sacred Gear's power through; that's how jarring the change was.
Despite them being frozen, however, each one looked different.
I look toward Shirone, to find her white cat ears out, and standing straight up, her tails out behind her and stuck out like a pair of lightning rods.
I'd laugh if she didn't look so pissed off all of a sudden.
Akeno didn't look angry; she looked outright ashamed, her face becoming so downcast it could storm without a single bolt of lightning.
To put it plainly, Gasper somehow went even paler than he already was, something that shouldn't be possible. I couldn't see his face, but I imagine it isn't any better than everyone else's.
Finally, Rias. She looks both ashamed and mad. Her teeth gritting as her face twisted like it couldn't decide between a sneer or a depressed frown.
I let out a sigh to cut through the silence.
"Well," I begin again, "if that's not confirmation, I don't know what is." I look between each of them, hearing their silence, before suggesting, "How about we at least get comfortable before kicking this off, yeah?"
The chorus of nods I received in response did nothing to assuage the sudden feeling I got that this was going to go swell.
~ A New Sun ~
Everyone had moved from around the desk to the comfy couches in the center of the room.
For a moment, Akeno left the room to get tea.
It was quiet as she left, and it remained so, up until she returned.
"Thank you, Akeno" Rias nodded at her, genuinely, but numb.
Akeno nodded right back without a word, setting the plate with the tea cups on the table between us all before taking her spot right next to her King.
The air was this odd mix of tense and awkward. I don't think even my sword could cut whatever the hell this is.
In my lap, Shirone lay, her ears or tails occasionally twitching as I pet her steadily. Yet even she was silent.
For the moment, I had returned Gasper to his box, but had moved said box so it was right next to us and the couches for this.
He didn't even try to fight, or scream, or even accidentally use his power.
The dhampir was like a wet noodle when I placed him in, limp and silent.
Eerie as hell.
"So" Rias started up, her vision veering off and avoiding mine entirely, shame burning across her face, "This, um" she gripped her hands together in her lap, and hung her head with a sigh, "Okay, there's really no point in beating around the bush, so, I'll justsay, everything."
So say everything she did.
What happened in her Rating Game match against Sai?
I had already figured it was a stomp on Sai's end, and props to him, I always believed he should have won that match in the novels.
Here? Holy fuck.
Sai didn't just stomp her, but, in Rias' own words?
She humiliated herself. Basically, in front of her peers and the rest of the Underworld.
How?
Well, it's partly as I had thought. She brought Gasper to try and even the odds.
Specifically, Sirzechs had let Rias unseal Gasper after the 'war' with the Fallen concluded, because he figured it was time he grew up a little.
That, and having her only Bishop actually active and helping protect her, was likely another factor, but that's obvious, really.
Still, at first, Gasper didn't really participate.
In her first matches, he was present at all, due to his crippling fear of people.
He knew he'd be broadcast across the entire Underworld if he stepped out onto the Rating Game field, and that thought, of course, petrified him.
It was fine at first, but when it was clear they were going up against Sai, and having seen him and his team and how they work so far
They needed Gasper. It wasn't even a question.
Unlike the strange, random variant Rating Games rules they used in the novels, these were straight battles, standard rules.
So, Rias had concocted a plan.
She couldn't fight Sai by herself. But, at least at first, Shirone could.
Additionally, Shirone could also force her way past Gasper's time stop when utilizing enough spiritual power.
To put it simply, all they needed was for Gasper to timestop Sai, and then Shirone would jump his ass after powering up, as it were.
Slight problem.
No, it's not Gasper's lack of control. Shockingly enough, everyone had a pretty good idea of how and when Gasper actually uses his power.
Usually, when he gets scared. So all they had to do was get him scared.
Something real easily accomplished, considering Sai apparently both terrified but also somewhat inspired Gasper, strangely enough?
Regardless, no, that wasn't the problem.
In fact, Sai wasn't immune to his time stop. The plan was going without a hitch.
But a certain Pawn on Sai's team was.
Yeah.
The plan went to shit when Regulus, to protect Sai, went Balance Breaker with him, allowing him to easily break Gasper's time stop.
If things couldn't get any worse, Regulus recognized that Gasper was the one who could freeze time, and so Sai and Regulus immediately went to take him out.
Gasper then proceeded to accidentally undergo a pseudo Balance Breaker out of sheer fear.
Oh yeah. And it only gets better from here.
Sai was still fine, what with Regulus protecting him.
But Shirone? She was fucked. As were Rias and Akeno.
Yuuto, though?
He had already gotten himself taken out.
See, her Knight has been more than a littleunstable, recently. But he was a separate matter, for now, she was going to brush past him.
Right, so Sai has the entire Gremory Peerage at his mercy by one of their own members. Is it any wonder what he does next?
He takes out Gasper, thus freeing everyone, before proceeding to have everyone else stand down, so he can take the three versus one.
Er, two versus three, because Sai is wearing Regulus.
Seriously. I'd be cheering for the guy, but one of my girls was the one who got their ass reverse jumped, so
Sorry, man, in another life, perhaps?
From what Rias describes, the dude bulldozed through pretty much all of their attacks.
Power of Destruction? Get that shit out of here.
Holy Lightning? The dude ate it like it was a bowl full of All Berries Cap'n Crunch.
Shirone was the only one who barely stood a chance, using her Senjutsu to somewhat bypass Regulus and strike at Sai underneath.
Yet, it was still Sairaoag Bael, amped by the destructive power of a Longinus in Balance Breaker State, and he was tenacious as hell.
Shirone fell first, and Rias called it before her Rook could get up and hurt herself trying to fight past what was clearly her limit at that moment.
Rias let out a trembling sigh as she finished talking.
Silence reigned for a moment.
Before I nodded, my hand came down on Shirone's head, scratching between the cat girl's ears.
I broke the silence with, "I'm glad you called it when you did."
Genuine, without a hint of judgement, because that's what it was.
"R-Really!?" Rias responded immediately.
Of course, Shirone turned and looked at me instantly, her glare harsh and scathing.
I swatted her ass before she even got the chance to open her mouth, causing the white cat girl to yelp and perk up.
"Don't." I speak, one stern word, "I know what you're going to say. Everyone has their limit, kitten. If you break past yours too violently, especially with Senjutsu, it will not end well. You know this."
Shirone's harsh face cracked near instantly.
"...P-Pervert." That was all she could really manage before lowering her head back down and smothering her face against my arm.
I pat the cat on her back, "Still, to go against a guy like that, with a Longinus in Balance Breaker? And not instantly fold? Real good job there, kitten." I lean down and kiss her on top of the head, "I'm proud of you."
Shirone shivered against me and clung to me tighter, mumbling out, "S-Shut up"
I chuckled a bit before looking back at the others.
"Yes, really, Rias." I ruffled Shirone's hair a bit, "Like I was telling kitten here," I pause to get swatted across the head by said cat, moving on without even flinching, "limits. There's a time to break them, but break them too hard, and wellnot fun. It sounds as though you guys were seriously outmatched, without any real idea of what you were truly fighting against."
Rias gave me a truly defeated sigh as she slumped back into the coach, "A Longinus as his Pawn. We knew he took up all his pawns, but Regulus never really fought before, so I suspected he was powerful, but not entirely trained or used to his abilities. I figured he wouldn't even matter if we could just get Sairaorg first" she trailed off.
I raise an eyebrow at that, "No plan for if he was actually a pretty big threat?"
She nodded after a moment, "All of us were going to converge upon him if he ends up being stronger than his Queen, yes."
Well. Shit.
That's one way of coming up with a plan for someone you know literally nothing about.
Throw everything, plus the kitchen sink, at the guy.
She shrugged, giving me a sardonic smile, "It was all I really had time to come up with. We barely had any time to prepare, and I was already planning around him having so many more members" She trails off with a shake of her head, "I did the best with what I had. It just wasn't enough." Slowly, she looks down, "I wasn't enough"
I went to say something, but Rias continued.
"Seriously, you should have seen him, Noriaki." Rias begins again, with a small, bitter smile, "In every Rating Game he has been in, he always takes to the field first, and immediately enters the battle. His goal is always to find the enemy King and challenge them personally.
"Even before he donned Regulus, I couldn't hope to match him. I had to hide behind everyone else, because if it was just the two of us" She stops a moment, letting out a shaky breath.
Her fists clench her skirt, and she trembles, but I could tell it wasn't in fear.
It's hatred.
She frowns, her teeth gritting, "I've always been compared to my brother, the, 'sister of Demon King Lucifer' they call me! But that, that didn't mean anything! I was never" she hissed out a breath this time, stopping herself from that line of thought, immediately switching gears, "As it stands, Sairaorg is closer to achieving my dream then I am now, and it's not even his!" Her face had grown nearly as flushed as her hair by this point, and she was huffing now.
Ah, yes. Her dream.
Honestly, if I couldn't remember basically everything with perfect clarity, I'd have easily forgotten that.
Her dream to become the Rating Game Champion.
It felt like it was pretty quickly thrown off to the side in the novels, and completely and utterly forgotten about.
Along with Issei's promise to help her.
I had to stop myself from snorting, remembering that little detail.
With Rias far more haggard of breath, I take my chance to interject.
"Well?" I spoke up abruptly, "If that's so, what are you going to do about it?" I lean back against the couch, casually, "And, how do I factor into any of this?"
Rias took in a shaky breath, Akeno putting her hand on her shoulder to steady her, as she looked straight at me, her gaze eerily steady.
"Because at the end of the month, we're going to have a rematch with Sairaorg, and I believe, no," her gaze becomes far more intense, "know we need your help. We aren't ready. II'm not ready. I can't ask my brother for help, and I don't think what we need is a new, different strategy! We need power, and I know you can help us reach for it!"
My blink couldn't have been slower.
I take a slow breath, considering for a moment what I'm hearing.
First, a rematch?
How in the fuck?
Oh, losers' bracket, right.
That doesn't usually end with a fight against the winner of the top bracket, does it?
Ah. Wait, there's devil political fuckery going on, can't forget that.
Right, that thought settled
"You know," I sigh, "this type of thing isn't going to be solved by just training."
Rias nods, almost desperately, "I know, butwell, you helped Shirone and Akeno, so, I" she slowly winces, as it dawns on her what exactly she's asking, "thought you could help them, too?"
"I'm not a therapist, Rias." I naturally answered, to which she huffed.
"If therapy worked for them, all that money my parents threw at their programs back in the day would have been worth it," she bit back, "that's not what I'm asking for, Noriaki."
Well. Damn, First things first.
Her parents? Trying to get her clearly traumatized peerage, who were also mostly children, help? What kind of alternate universe have I ended up in!?
Second, "Well, if I'm not going to be a therapist, what else could I do?" I logically fire back.
At last, Akeno chimes in, "Just do what you did with me."
Robotically, my gaze turns to her, "...I'm sorry, what now?"
She giggles, dryly, "You heard me. Gasper and Yuutothey need wake-up calls at this point. Not therapists."
My eyebrow rose steadily, "So, slap them, and tell them what's up?"
In response, Akeno's eyebrows wiggled back at me, "Well, maybe save the slapping for me-"
"No." I shot her down once again, this time completely cutting her off.
Akeno huffed and pouted, her arms going under her chest and pushing it up.
As if that'd do anything to me.
Rias suddenly stood up, "If that'll work, fine." She gritted out, strained, "I don't know what to do anymore, and we're running out of time, so," she bows, "pleaseplease, help us"
Fuck, man.
I'm not heartless, as much as I want to say none of this is business, I'd be kicking myself for the rest of my natural lifespan if I said no.
Hah. The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?
I glanced down at Shirone, who was looking up at me, just a bit.
Rias held her bow perfectly, steadily. Right up until I leaned forward and spoke once again, "Alright."
She perked up.
"But first," I continued, a small smirk growing across my face, "let's talk business, yeah?"
Heartless, I may not be, but I still don't want to deal with all this drama for free, you know?
Rias let out a relieved groan, Akeno giggled as usual, and Shirone huffed against my chest.
And at last, the air started feeling just a tad lighter.
How does one walk your pet vampire out in the middle of the day?
That's a trick question, see, you don't.
Instead, you carry him around in a cardboard box over your shoulder.
No, the looks of other people as you do this don't matter.
They especially don't matter when the box occasionally shrieks, cries out, almost falls out, or complains when someone looks at it.
Honestly, I'm kind of shocked Gasper is even looking out through the eye-sized holes I punched in the sides right now.
Those were for later, admittedly, not this.
"F-Fuueeeeverything in hereso cuuute" Gasper partly whines, partly gasps in awe.
All around us? Outfits. Mostly, girls' outfits. From originals, like maids and noble ladies, to outright cosplays of anime characters.
My smile twitches as I stand before the sales clerk behind the desk.
She doesn't even so much as twitch at a voice coming out from the box.
I wouldn't dare peek into her mind, considering this is one of the few shops in Kuoh that sells costumes for cosplay and such
Who knows what kind of horrors she's seen?
"Thank you for your patronage~!" The clerk bows, smile ever-present, as soon as my payment goes through with a satisfying anime-esque ring, "We hope you have a wonderful day~!"
"Thank you for the wonderful service." I bow, gratefully, matching her angle right back with utmost respect.
"Wry!?" Thunk. Gasper slides down and hits the bottom of the box.
Once again, not even a flinch from her.
I wish I could tip this girl, but that'd be an insult, so the respectful bow will have to do.
I rise to my full height, nod, and grab my bags before walking out the door with a pleased grin.
As soon as we left through the doors, Gasper let out a sad groanand then immediately shrieked again, as a pair of girls walked past us and into the store.
"Fuueeeee! They looked at m-m-meeee!" He cries, and I could feel him curl up in the box as a result.
They didn't look at him, of course, they glanced at me as they walked past because I, a handsome young man, walked out of practically a cosplay fetish store with a cardboard box and several bags.
It's not even just them; people just casually walking by can't help but glance and immediately avert their eyes anywhere else, sometimes whispering to whoever they're with.
Nice thing about Japan is that, sure, you'll be judged for walking around like this. It just won't be out in the open, usually.
Then again, I couldn't care either way. I was just taking care of some chores before I take Gasper out for a very enthusiastic walk.
Speaking of!
I hum in thought for a second, before nodding to myself, "Yeah, that should be everything. Let's head back."
The box suddenly jerks, as the vampire inside perks up, "R-Really!?" The half vampire inside cries out with hope, "Can I f-f-finally go back to P-President Rias and the o-others?"
"No." I shot him down, instantly, before I started walking in the complete opposite direction of Kuoh Academy.
"Fuuueeeeeeee!" He cries out, immediately jerking the box as he curled up on himself again, "W-Why!?"
"Because I haven't even gotten you yet." I answer, plainly, holding up the bags a bit, "These were just errands I had to run."
For once, Gasper was blessedly silent.
Then, he asked, slowly, "...w-what kind of errands need several maid outfits, kimonos, and other cute but rather, um, r-risque, outfits?"
"Stuff," I explain eloquently, only to receive a rather frustrated cry in return.
Rude.
But, well, there are some things even I won't say out in public.
Like how one of these maid costumes is for a certain junior brat roleplaying a butler to the shrimp.
And the rest are for my girls. Look, I couldn't really resist. When I was looking around for the proper sizes, I saw a bunch of other outfits, and I couldn't help looking at them and going, 'You know, that would look great on Kunou,' and such.
"...It's hopeless, you know." Gasper finally manages a complete sentence, much to my shock, albeit in a completely depressed tone, "There's only a few days left before, and I" he starts choking up, "t-this didn't even have anything to do with me, but I still"
He trailed off into small, choked whimpering.
Now, the people who passed us by looked more concerned than anything.
I sighed and patted the box.
He is right, of course.
See, Gasper's issues are far beyond something like Akeno or Yuuto's extremely borderline obsessive hatreds. You can't fix his issues with a slap, with sheer and utter brute force.
Oho, I wish it were that easy. Carry him around outside the box, suppress his gear the entire time, and make him get used to it.
Basically, sink or swim.
Funny enough, that's exactly what Shirone suggested.
I decided to let him keep his box in the end.
For right now, the fact he's outside is what matters most. I considered things like a paper bag and such, too, but, eh.
Maybe he can use that little trick by the time of the Rating Game, if it's absolutely needed.
In any event, I don't expect him to be one hundred percent 'normal' by the time the rematch occurs anyway.
That's plain unrealistic, especially for me. I'm no therapist. Certainly not Issei, I can't really connect with Gasper like the pervert miraculously did.
I guess I could maybe see Gasper looking up to me? Eh, wouldn't be the greatest role model, considering what I'm about to do.
But Rias is paying well.
See, I can't fix Gasper, or get him into a truly workable state in a few days.
But. I know someone who can.
So I shrug, Gasper yelping as the box does a tiny jump, "Eh, I wouldn't worry about it."
"D-D-Don't worry about it!?" Gasper sputters, his eye damn near bulging out of a hole in the box as he looks at me, "H-How!? W-Why! W-What are you planning to do to me!?"
I really don't like the way he said that.
"Stop talking like a maiden, I'm not going to do anything to you." I huff out with a roll of my eyes.
I can feel the relief roll off him in waves as he settles in the box.
"I am going to take you to Romania, though." I then add, completely nonchalant, causes the smallest squeak I've ever heard to radiate through one of the tiny box holes, as Gasper abruptly jerked still, "Yup. We're gonna head to your old stomping ground, and then I-"
"F-FFUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!" Gasper, not so surprisingly, screeches.
My hand clamps down on the lids of the box, as they begin rumbling desperately, a rare moment of Gasper trying to leave the box for once.
"No! N-NO! YOU CAN'T MAAKKEEEE MEEEEE! PLEASE DON'T MAIL ME BAACCCCKKKK THEREEEEEEE!"
Every which way, the cardboard box started jerking, as though he was trying to break out of it.
I stared blankly as he completely failed to even make a dent in the cardboard.
Idon't know if he just forgot that he can tear cardboard easily, or if this specific box he made is just somehow especially durable.
But even discounting all that, he can turn into bats. Into mist. A bunch of stuff that would make escape very easy.
The fact that his fight or flight doesn't even realize this is slightly worrying.
Also, holy hell, the lungs on this guy.
It's a testament to everyone else around me that, even with what sounds like a little girl in a cardboard box on my shoulder, nobody even so much as opens their mouth or gives me a second glance.
I stop.
Wait a minute. That's actually really bad, isn't it?
I continue walking with that souring realization in mind, shaking the box as I do, replacing Gasper's screams of begging not to get mailed with pleas for mercy, or else he'll get sick.
He doesn't receive such until we make it to our destination, the Junior High Division of Kuoh!
I'm just going to store my legally begotten goods in the club storage area for now. After I'm done with the cardboard box vampire here, I'm going to be heading to visit Sword Cult anyway.
"U-Uwwaahhhggsun god senpai is mean" Gasper drolls out, in a daze, once the shaking stops.
"I can get meaner if you call me that again," I state, drawing another whimper from the poor vampire trap.
I feel like I'm going to need Holy Water after all this, what the fuck has my inner monologue been lately!?
"Now, Gasper," I continue, "vampire territory. Where exactly is it? I know it's in the mountains of Romania somewhere, but I need specifics."
"...I, I don't wanna say, I don't wanna go ba-"
"You wanna see me save Valerie or not?" I interrupt him, casually.
That made Gasper go a different kind of silent.
"...Y, you, how, w-why?" He barely managed to eke out, through the sheer tempest of emotions I could hear in the back of his throat.
Confusion. Hope. Sadness. Anger. One terrible cocktail, I can tell he has no idea how to let out.
I can bullshit answers to his questions; it's not hard, but I'd really rather not.
Instead, I go straight to the point, answering earnestly, "Because I can't fix you, Gasper. Or, rather, I guess the proper term would be help you. You've got issues I can help you through, I know that."
"T-Then-"
"But it's not hopeless." I interject before he can go into a self-deprecating spiral, "Never hopeless. I'm man enough to admit that my usual methods wouldn't work on you; they'd just make your issues work, and I'm also self-aware enough to know that I can't go about this how I should, because I don't care enough about you in that way to consider it worth the effort. So, instead?"
I look at the box and give it a smirk, "I'm pawning you off to your old friend, while I reap all the rewards. Pretty sweet, eh?"
Silence.
Then, a chuckle. A small, nearly self-depricating chuckle. But at the same time, for once, Gasper didn't choke or sputter at all, despite the emotion.
"...If I can get Valerie back, sure. I guess it is a pretty sweet deal, sun senpai." He states, voice low, but light. Almost warm. "B-But," uncertainty dips back into his voice, "the King, he and his sons aren't weak, are you sure it'll be fine?" Gasper asks, his voice smaller.
"To be honest," I begin with a small hum, "I was planning on just kinda, wiping out all the vampire royalty while there," I admit, as if that answers his question. "Tepes. Carmillia. The branch houses. All of them."
"W-Wh-WHA!?" Gasper sputters, "Sun senpai! That! You c-can't!"
"Why?" My eyebrow raises, "No, seriously, why? Who's gonna stop me?"
"U-Uhm" I can practically feel Gasper biting his lip in the box.
When he doesn't answer promptly, I add, "They have no supporters. No allies. They don't do business with other factions. They look down on literally everyone to the point that everyone legitimately hates them. They're basically a condensed block of blood parasites that no one has really felt the need to burn down yet, despite the fact they're pretty much asking for it."
Seriously, is that not insanity? The vampires have no worth; they mock and look down upon everyone, and they still haven't reached the 'find out' stage of existence yet.
Well, to be fair, the Church probably would have shown them that by now if they knew where the vampire territories are located.
Or rather were.
Because I'm coming!
"T-That, I mean" Gasper sighs, "You're not really wrong, I g-guess, sun senpai, but hearing it kind of hurts"
I snort, "Don't compare yourself to them. At least you run a very successful business online, from what I heard. That single act alone puts you so far above them it's crazy."
Yeah, isn't that insane? The literal dhamphir, too afraid to go outside and talk to people, is somehow more employed than the entirety of the vampire race.
Wild.
"Y-You heard about that!?" Gasper squeaks, and I feel the box wriggle at that, for some reason.
Okay, weird vibes now. Moving on!
"So, vampire territory?" I quickly bring it back up.
That gets Gasper to, thankfully, stop with a sigh, "...I-I'm still not so sure about this, but," he trailed off for a moment, waring with himself, "okay, let's do it, t-then. It's crazy, but if the President trusts you, I g-guess I will too?"
He didn't sound so sure about that.
Surely, this'll cheer him up.
"Well, if it makes you feel better, I did beat a primordial god in one-on-one combat." I give him.
It took him a minute.
"...y-you dID WHAA-"
~ A New Sun ~
Romania.
Or at least, I think this is Romania?
It should've been like going back in time, considering Romania is several hours behind Japan.
Instead, all I see are gray clouds, cold, sludgy rain, and chilly winds.
Sometimes, there's a little snow if it gets cold enough.
Which sucks, because underneath it are surprisingly good-looking rolling hills, idyllic little trees scattered everywhere, with the mountains looming gloriously overhead.
It could almost look like a perfect fantasy destination!
Instead, it looks like we ended up in an average day in England. Maybe we over shot it?
What doesn't help is that I used Maps to guide our flight here, but it kept getting pissy because I was apparently 'going too fast.'
The fuck did it think I was? A missile!?
Then I lost service halfway across the waters, really, it's a wonder I got as far as I did to begin with.
"... I-is it over yet? Are we there?" Gasper asked, in his surprisingly still dry cardboard box, dazed and almost tipsy-sounding.
"I uh, think so?" I answer, damn near as questioning as Gasper himself, "Could've sworn we passed through Greece on the way here, thought I saw a horde of minotaurs stampeding around"
Someone really should take care of that; it did not look safe.
The top of Gasper's head poked out of the box, and he looked around.
"...u-um, when I was with Valerie, we didn't really go out much." Gasper begins to explain, "I only learned of the exact location of where we were from the President, after the fact. So"
"None of this rings a bell to you, huh?" I get to the point of what he's trying to say.
"S-Sorry" He slides back into the box, slightly. I see him start to shiver as well.
Man, what is this box made out of?
I wave him off, "Don't worry about it. Let's do this, then" I form a single sign with my hand.
Clouds seem to explode into being around us, several dozens of times over.
"Weh!?" Gasper cries out, falling completely back into the box.
Before us? Now stands a whole horde of clones.
Very weak clones, but that's alright, they aren't meant to fight. Just learn about where we are, and where we possibly can go next.
I wave my hand out to them, "Go, commit- er, wait, don't commit crimes. Find out where we are!"
They all salute before letting out a shout, "HAI!"
In moments, they all vanished, having scattered off in random directions.
"...duplication magic?" Gasper asks, his eyes poking out again.
"You could say that," I smirk in response.
I considered trying to find a tree or something to take shelter from some of this rain, but ultimately, it was only mildly annoying. I couldn't feel the cold anyway.
Besides, my clones do fast work.
And by that, I mean they immediately found several villages, sneakily invaded a bunch of homes, and found maps and phones to figure out where the hell we are.
A bunch popped, all at once, causing me to stare off into the distance with a blank look.
So we are in Romania. Thing is? Romania is huge, and we're just at the border, having only barely crossed into it.
I tilted my head, considering our options, before shrugging and forcibly returning all the clones.
With another hand sign, I made a fresh batch.
"Up high, focus purely on sensing." I pat Gasper's box, "Anything feels like him, you nab it. If it feels holy, you pop immediately, got it?"
"HAI!" They all scatter again, but this time spreading out like a wave, soaring across the sky.
Considering the current lack of the sun, I wonder, just how many vampires are running out and about right now?
It wouldn't hurt if, say, a few of them got caught and interrogated a few of them thoroughly, no?
Yeah, I'm sure they won't be missed
"W-Wuhh" Gasper quivered, "Sun senpai looks l-like he's planning something vile"
I immediately turn toward him, "Stop! Saying stuff like that! In that voice!"
"S-Soorrryyyyyieeee!"
~ A New Sun ~
Marius Tepes slammed the heavy wooden door behind him, the crashing echo of wood and metal crashing causing the guards and maids in his immediate vicinity to flinch and hurry about quickly.
They know not to be around the Tepes Prince when he's like this; by now, they all know why.
"Again!" Marius seethes, raking his fingers through his platinum hair as he slams his back into the door, his ruby red eyes looking down, shaking and bloodshot, "Another! Failure! Again!?"
Ever since he had started researching his repugnant half-breed sister's sacred gear, it's felt like it's all been for nothing!
Every test brings no results. It's always the same. That same stupid white liquid from those cups, what's the bloody point!?
All it does is heal scrapes! It's useless! Surely, the fabled Holy Grail can do more than that, no!?
So why? WHY!? Does it feel like he's going nowhere!?
He's tried everything at this point! But the girl can't make anything else, and it's always the same!
Is he missing something? A resource, a knowledge, he lacks? There has to be, right? RIGHT!?
He sneers, his teeth gritting as anger shakes his arms.
This was originally supposed to be covert. This is his project! He wanted to use the halfbreed's Longinus to take over the Tepes, make himself King in all but name, essentially, beat the Carmilla, then eventually expand out!
With the Grail, he envisioned making vampires the strongest! With himself as their ruler from the shadows! A second Dracula! No, greater than the Dark Father, even!
Yet. His father and elder brother found out about his research, but, crucially, not his plans, so instead of putting him to death or something, they decided to humiliate him.
They made him Chief Advisor of Sacred Gear Research.
A position within the royal court, all for him!
It was a mockery, because despite that position, he had no results.
Then, and even now.
So sure, he could ask for more resources, but he'd have to do it in front of everyone at court, and at that point, if he did, and still nothing, he can kiss ever having any real power ever again!
"Such a, useless-" he almost slammed the door, surely smashing it to bits.
Wouldn't have been the first time.
Instead, the entire castle rumbling made him stumble, falling to the floor.
"What, the!?" Marius snarls, looking up from the ground, as guards ran past him in a hurry, and maids scrambled into rooms.
Marius stood back up with a huff and focused his senses outward. A bold attack from Carmilla? Likely, and cute. Even assuming they're making a push, it's not like-
The barriers are broken.
"..." Marius stopped, his body completely still. He physically couldn't go any paler if he tried.
All the barriers, of which there were several, are broken. They are completely and utterly exposed.
How-
Another crash, another rumble of the whole castle, sent him straight onto his back.
But this time? It felt far closer.
Marius didn't have time to think; he bolted, straight for the throne room.
He saw the dust, felt the heat, the power, the divine power, before he even entered.
He heard the screams, smelled the burning, the agonizing wails of his kind, long before that.
He would have joined them, had he not taken one step out, felt liquid agony race up his arm, and forced himself back into the shade.
The throne room was bathed in light.
Sunlight, in specific. Across the hall, soldiers writhed on the ground, charred, bodies burning into ash.
Several managed to take pieces of the blown-off ceiling, turning them into shields to stop the light from pressing down upon them; amongst them were his elder brother and father.
In the sky, the only one he can assume who brought the light is a god.
Clad in a blue robe, holding a strange, long, curved blade in one hand, with night-black hair and infuriatingly golden eyes that reminded him of the sun itself, he merely floated there, the late morning sun at his back
Is, is that a cardboard box over his left shoulder?
The god smirked down upon them as he intoned two simple words, "Found you."
As I gaze down upon a court of literal bloodsucking parasites, a thought occurs.
I, uh, can't really tell any of them apart.
They all have the same hair and eyes as Gasper, blond and blood red respectively, they all have skin as perfect, smooth, and pale as a doll's, and they all look like they're larping a Victorian England fashion convention.
For a second, I actually thought I had taken a wrong turn and somehow ended up back in time to boot.
Then I reminded myself that, no, that's just how the vampires here worked. I pulled it all out of more than a few vampires' minds directly after all.
Everything from the location of their main castle, to their defenses, such as barriers and watchtowers, patrols, all of it.
Turns out, weather like this that hides the sun, while it isn't so great a hunting time as night, it's better than nothing at all.
See, the guys my clones found, they were all lower-ranking vampires who still had to go out and hunt for their food.
The parasites up here in their fancy castles? They don't even need to go out; they have servants keep stock close by, in the town surrounding the castle.
They actually aren't treated so badly, at least the grunts believe anyhow. The best quality blood is given by those healthy and hale, who are still virgins, a bunch of factors like that.
Ironically, it incentivizes the pureblood vampires to 'take care' of their food.
Right up until something makes the purebloods decide otherwise, for any number of reasons they can come up with.
That's how dhampirs end up happening. Usually.
If Valerie wasn't already a factor, and so were these humans, along with potentially other dhamphirs, I would have nuked this entire castle from orbit, along with every other vampire fortress or town I came across.
Ripping all that out of their heads also resulted in me learning way too much about vampire politics
Which, no, if I start thinking about it now, I'll fall asleep on the spot!
And I was going off on a tangent anyway.
The point is, I have no idea who the hell is who here. A dhampir won't burn up in the sunlight, so I don't need to worry about killing any of them, but I think I might have accidentally killed that one guy, the one who was keeping Valerie locked up and researching the Grail.
Marius, his name was.
But like I was thinking, I don't know, he never got an actual novel image, and all these damn vampires look the same!
Well, that is true, there are a couple of context clues that I can use to put some titles to faces.
For all the good that does me.
My attack bashed in the ceiling, but didn't disintegrate it, leading to several large chunks strewn about.
A few of the vampires, like little worms, have taken to using them to hide from the sunlight.
A particular large chunk, or maybe it'd be more apt to describe it as several larger chunks held together by a dark mist, is located around the end of this long, straight hall.
I chose to attack this place specifically because I could sense the most concentration of power here, and Gasper pointed out this was likely the throne room, so I went for it.
If he was right, then that's probably the throne, huh, and those three under it are likely pretty important for parasite, yeah?
Gasper is being unusually quiet all of a sudden, and no one has tried or said anything quite yet, so
I begin my slow descent down, "You things fit under those rocks, you know? So unfortunate they can't save you forever"
Dramatic? Yeah, a bit. A little cringe, playing up the overzealous divine being angle?
Oh, one hundred percent.
But here's the fun thing about acting how everyone expects.
Overzealous gods tend to also be easily angered gods, who also tend to kill and smite first, not the type you'd beg for mercy from.
So, I was barely halfway down by the time someone broke.
A vampire under a piece of debris makes an immediate break for it, carrying his cover like an umbrella.
I don't even see where he's trying to book it to, I don't even care to look. I raise my hand, the one holding my sword, pointing a finger out.
A beam of light erupts.
It blows the rock apart.
Some guy wearing an old-time military uniform is revealed, before he immediately collapses under the sunlight, porcelain skin burning away like the paper off a cigarette, his screams of pain and agony barely last, before his ashes join the piles of it blowing across the red carpet.
My feet join them soon enough.
My face twists in disgust as I land on the ashes.
I'm wearing fucking sandals, oh me why!?
I make a show of shaking what ash I can off my feet, my disgusted scoff filling the air.
"So," I continue, "I'll admit I'm surprised. Don't you love running, scurrying off into dark corners? Especially when the sun is involved"
Now that I'm on the ground, I can see it far more clearly.
Behind me now are a set of large doors, the proper entrance, leading directly onto a long red carpet that runs all the way across this long, spacious hall, resting at the end of the hall, where, by a few steps, it's raised from the ground.
Atop that raised section is a throne, and under it are three vampires. All men, no surprise there. Also, no surprise that they all basically look the same, except one is sitting on the throne while others aren't.
The vampire on the throne is the one holding up the dark mist, a single finger pointing up to do so.
Meanwhile, to the throne's right is a slightly smaller vampire, at least compared to the other two, while the one on the left is an even more damn near identical copy to the vampire sitting on the throne.
Hmm. In the end, for my purposes, I don't exactly care who the other two are.
"Yet here you remain. Not even going to attempt an escape?" I finish.
The one on the throne returns with a scoff of his own, "In my own castle? No. I would never run from such a blatant attack."
His castle? Definitely King Tepes.
I had to resist the urge to snort there. Yeah, alright, buddy. Not sure how the coup happened in the novels exactly, but you definitely ran like a little bitch there.
My gaze sweeps across the three. The king and the one to his left don't even flinch. Their faces remain cold, dead glares.
Yet the younger one on the right takes a step back, terror etched into his face like he was born with it.
I raise an eyebrow, "For a being as old as yourself, surely you understand what's going on, no?"
The king's glare sharpened, "Surely, sun god, you have no idea what you've wrought!"
The dark mist around the king exploded out. In an instant, the sunlight was covered, as a tidal wave of liquid black stretched out and drowned out every inch of it.
It even tried to cover me, too. I could feel it, the sickly, deep, crushing cold of an everlasting night. A place with no sun, no light, no life, pressing all around me, trying to push me down, put my power out like one would a mere flame.
That dark wave broke against me, parting like a wave upon a cliff shore.
The king's facade of confidence broke instantly, his glare turning into one of pure and utter horror.
The sun is still burning bright at my back. His darkness advanced no further.
Unfortunately, my power isn't a mere flame.
I moved.
My sword embedded itself right into the throne, directly next to the king's face.
This time, he flinches, his head instinctively tilting away from the blade as simply being near it began burning his skin, his teeth gritted as he meets my eyes.
Thunk. A headless body smacks against the floor behind me.
The life side of the throne is now empty.
When the king created his dark area here, the one on the left tried to rush through it and at me.
He didn't make it even halfway before I slashed his head off. That's how little note he was worth.
At the right, a yelp is heard, the vampire there falling on his ass at my sudden appearance.
"Y-You" The king barely manages, his voice a mix of fear and anger, "I do not recognize you, d-do you not understand the enemy you've made here-"
"A dead one," I state, coldly, looking right into his eyes. "A very, very dead one. No one will avenge the vampires' destruction, a shame no one will celebrate it either, but then againthat's just how worthless your entire kind is."
He gulps.
"...T-That, can't be all you want, could it?" He immediately tries anew, "W-We have done nothing to offend the gods, wherever you come f-from, I made sure of it! S-So, you must be here for something, r-right!?"
I smile.
"Not completely a fool, are we? Good." I nod, "I know you have the Grail. It's in your daughter. Give it."
"T-Take it, t-then!" He cries, seeing hope, "Her as w-well! She was a useless g-girl, you'd be d-doing us a blessing delivering her away from us!"
The cardboard box above my shoulder rumbles slightly.
The king glances toward the box, noticing the slight movement, but quickly switches back to the real threat: me.
I pat the box placatingly, even if I feel my temper flaring just like his own. Yeah, sure, I've never met the girl before, but it still kind of pisses me off, hearing someone talk about his own daughter like that.
We won't need to worry, though. He'll get his due.
I don't need to glance toward the debris above me; I can feel it there, on the edge of my senses, precariously balanced under his power over darkness.
With a thought, I can make it all snap.
But first
"Well then," I smirk, tilting my head questioningly, "where is she?"
The king spoke quickly, then, there was no need to use my eyes, even if it would have made this entire thing easier.
Too easy in my opinion.
The cardboard box twitched as he spoke of the cell downstairs. Directly next to the dungeons. Where they perform the experiments.
I had heard enough by then.
"Excellent." I state, cutting him off before his rambling can turn into gibberish, "I'll be off then." I pull my sword from his throne and give it a twirl as I step away.
I see the relief in his eyes, the relaxation of his entire body. All of a sudden, the vampire looks like he's aged several decades in a single moment.
Almost casually, as I turn and step away, I raise my sword.
Sunlight blooms from the blade.
In a golden flash, all of the darkness he had created was snuffed out.
At the same time, all the debris across the hall was blown away.
The throne room descended into another cacophony of agonized unholy screams.
I did not look back.
"...Good," Gasper whispered from the box, most likely to himself, but I heard it regardless.
"Very," I answered back regardless.
Silence overcame us, as there was no need for any more words; the screams of vampires crying out echoed behind us.
~ A New Sun ~
All in all, it wasn't too long a stretch between the throne room and our destination.
The king wasn't exact with the location, but he was close enough that even without Gasper to guide me, I still probably could have found it.
Every time I spot a new hallway or path, I take the liberty of stopping for just a moment to take the ceiling off.
By the time I'm done, every inch of this castle is going ot bathed in sunlight, purified of all the filth.
Then, once everyone is either dead or out, I'm going to nuke the entire castle.
But first, Valerie.
We arrive at the door, and I have to say, if this door is really meant to keep someone in, well, it'd do a pretty bad job of it.
The thing is made of wood and looks really heavy, but the hinges are fraying at the seams, and the lock is completely busted in, as though someone smashed the door shut several times over, and then kept doing it.
"...you sure this is it?" I ask Gasper, a touch hesitant.
"Yes, I am sure." He responded, almost far too quiet, far too focused.
"Really? Like, really?" I wave at the door before easily poking it open with a finger.
"I know how it looks, but trust me, this is where the King was referring to, it has to be" he stops for a moment before letting out a deep breath, "Can, can I come out, please?"
I blink at the box, before nodding, and setting it down right next to the door.
Gasper pops out, almost so fast he falls out of the thing entirely.
"A-Ah! Well, uhm" he quickly brushes himself off, although there really isn't anything to brush off, "do I look o-okay?"
I stare down at him blankly.
He's still wearing the girl's kuoh uniform, I'm pretty sure it's the only thing he has, so?
Well, for Valerie, it should be fine, actually. She's the one who started his crossdressing habits after all.
A little weird, but uh, well, when you're basically unwanted things to a bunch of snobby, racist noble families, you find joy wherever, right?
At least this time, I won't judge.
I give him a thumbs up, causing him to beam me a smile, before nodding.
"Alright! W-Well, sun senpai, let's go find her, then!" He pumps his fist.
But doesn't actually run straight through the door.
I chuckle before walking right on in, Gasper quickly on my tail.
The walk downward couldn't be more stereotypical if you tried. Stone-carved staircases, straight down into a dingy dungeon filled with crusty iron-barred cages.
The only difference is the lack of lights whatsoever. Makes sense for vampires, I guess.
Well, there was a complete lack of light until we reached one cell in particular.
It looked less like a holding cell, though, and more like an actual bedroom, albeit a very spartan one.
"V-Valerie!" Gasper ran to it immediately, running around and ahead of me to grab hold of the bars leading to the room.
There, lit by a singular lamp, was a dhampir girl.
Unlike pretty much every vampire, she actually has some uniqueness to her. She looked maybe a few years older than me, with sandy blonde hair that held a bit more vibrancy than the vampires normally do, even Gasper.
Except that where she differed entirely was her blood red eyes.
Dull. Not dead, but not entirely there. Eerily enough, she was already looking our way before we walked up, but they couldn't quite fixate on us despite that.
Her face was completely neutral. Mouth a stiff line across her face, that didn't even so much as twitch as Gasper called her name.
It remained like that even as she started speaking, or, rather, mumbling.
"...Oh?" She tilted her head slightly, "He told me you'd come here." She stated, voice somehow echoing throughout the dungeon even as it was delivered in a mumbly, nigh deadpan tone.
Gasper flinched, his face falling somewhat, "W-What? He, V-Valerie? W-What's wrong!? Why do you-"
A chuckle emanates from the dark right next to Valerie.
Finally.
A wavy-looking dagger comes out of the dark, gently pressing against the dhampir girl's throat.
Despite that, Valerie doesn't react at all.
"V-VALERIE!?" Gasper cries out, his grip on the bars becoming so tight that the metal groans.
"Shush, halfbreed." A male voice scoffs, "Now-"
My finger comes up far too fast for anyone to see.
Light arcs through the air, the first beam takes off the hand, the brief flash exposing another vampire 'hidden' in the dark besides the dhampir. Another Victorian England larper, or in other words, another noble vampire.
Perhaps Marius?
"A-AAGHH!?" He falls back, as his severed hand, or what's left of it, and the dagger fall to the floor, "N-No! NO! W-WAIT, I-!"
The next beam goes right through his chest, the flash of light sending him slamming into the wall behind him, turning his words into choked sputtering.
He speaks no more after.
What a dumbass. Yeah, sure, he's a vampire, so I can't sense his life force because they don't have any.
But. I could still sense his power. Completely different from his lifeforce presence. The idiot didn't even think to suppress that.
Gasper, still at the bars, blinks.
"...W-Was that, Marius?" Gasper asks, slowly, before shaking his head.
I shrug, holding up a hand, which promptly glows a simple and soft light, revealing the entire cell to us.
Exactly as spartan as I thought, just with the new inclusion of a dead vampire with a fist-sized hole punched through his chest.
Nice.
A wave of my sword severs the bars, causing Gasper to completely forget about the dead vampire as he breaks the bars the rest of the way, jumping inside the cell, and practically leaping right onto Valerie.
"V-Valerie!" He cries, tears welling up in his eyes.
To my slight surprise, the girl actually jerks a little, as if caught off guard.
"...A-Ara?" She utters, dreamily, an impossibly small smile arcing across her face, "Gasper? Is that you? Oh my" weakly, she manages to raise a hand, and put it on top of his head, "There there, no need to be such a crybaby"
"Vaaalllerrieeeee~..." Despite her words, he continues to wail and hic, sobbing and choking more than a little bit on his own tears.
Ah, the power of friendship. Not sure how long she's going to be here for, so I won't interrupt.
So, I stand back and let them have this, smiling all the while.
Not only because this is nice to see, but also
My clones have caught so many vampires trying to flee that it almost isn't even funny.
Oh yeah, see, before I started this attack properly, I was well aware of the fact that there would be a lot of vampires who would take the chance to up and run.
Or, even worse, try to take off toward where the Tepes have their forces stations to keep an eye on and hold the lines against their enemies, just to inform them of any goings on.
So, I took the liberty of putting rings of clones up like nets, ready to capture any who are attempting to flee.
I even took over their watchtowers and such for this express purpose!
So, as I've been taking my walk, dozens of vampires ran, putting on their best full-body suits and carrying around these hilariously oversized sun umbrellas, trying their best to make a mad dash to the overcast area beyond, where they can use their powers to escape easily.
Thus far, my clones have made sure not a single one has escaped.
The real big Darwin Award winners are those taking their humans or dhampir slaves and such with them, making them even more noticeable and even easier to catch.
Ah, I love it when a plan is as simple as 'apply sword,' it truly makes everything right in the world~!
"I haveseveral questions." Rias managed, albeit just barely.
I don't think I've ever seen Rias look more bewildered than right at this moment.
Which is completely fair considering the state Gasper showed back up in, clinging to our plus one and all.
Rias sat behind her desk, simply staring at the scene before her. Sitting on the couch was Gasper, freely out of his box, and talking. Animatedly!
Yes, he was a little quiet, and he stumbled here and there, but this is a massive leap compared to his previous state.
Of course, her reaction is compounded by the fact that Gasper is doing all this with a completely new person, a dhampir girl she's never seen before.
Though she probably knows about her at least.
As for Valerie herself, it's clear she still isn't all here. Her head is tilted slightly toward Gasper, and she nods along with things he says from time to time, but her eyes, her focus is clearly completely elsewhere.
Even teleporting here didn't make her react. You'd think she's dead to the world at this point.
Akeno clearly recognizes something is amiss with her, because while she looks on, smiling for Gasper, it strains whenever he asks Valerie something, and she barely responds.
Shirone, meanwhile, has had the strangest reaction thus far.
She's clinging to my side, tightly. Damn near the point where I might pop. She's trying her best not to look at Valerie, for whatever reason, and her ears seem perpetually pinned down on her head.
No matter how many headpats I give her, she doesn't seem to want to move. It's like she's on some sort of high alert.
I wonder if Shirone is feeling the ghosts and shit Valerie is talking to or is aware of, and that's giving her the spooks?
I'll talk to her privately after this.
For now?
I pat Gasper's cardboard box that I'd sat on her desk as soon as I got here, "Well, I probably have answers. So, go right ahead!"
"Who is that?" Rias naturally asks, pointing toward Valerie.
"Valerie Tepes." I respond easily, causing every single devil around me to widen their eyes, "She's the dhampir daughter of King Tepes, as you can imagine. I'm not sure how much of Gasper's story you know, but she's the one who he tried escaping the vampires with, only as that went wrong, she saved him instead."
Rias slowly nodded, "His, savior, rightGasper mentioned her before, but didn't go into too much detail." A short pause, then she followed up, "If she's King Tepes daughter, how is she here?"
Almost robotically, I could feel Shirone start looking up at me.
Man. I could do the funniest thing right about now.
"I kidnapped her." I admit frankly.
Chomp.
Ah. Ow. Shirone bit my side.
Rias abruptly stood, hands hitting her desk as she shouted in alarm, "You did what!?"
Akeno simply giggled and muttered something about commitment? I don't know, I'm not really paying attention to her right now, mostly just watching Rias go from confused, but calm, to instant panic.
It's kind of cute, not going to lie there!
"I kidnapped her," I repeated, as though she didn't hear me the first time, "it was actually really easy too. Barely an inconvenience." I added just for the hell of it.
"T-That! Noriaki!" Rias hissed, "You can't kidnap someone's daughter, just like that! Especially when it's the daughter of a faction leader! Like the vampires!"
"But I can, though, who's going to stop me?" I rightfully point out.
"Well, obviously! The! Uh" Rias falters, her incredulous look becoming uncertain almost instantly.
"Oh, President," Akeno giggles lightly, "looks like someone shouldn't have skipped out on their underworld foreign relations assignment~!"
Rias turned on Akeno, face flushing in embarrassment, "S-Shut up! I just haven't done it yet! And for good reason, you know that!"
Her Queen 'properly' chastised, Rias swiftly returned her attention to me.
"That's not the point, though! There are rules, and relations, and po-"
"Meh." I cut her off with a wave of my hand, "Boring. Don't care. No one can stop me. No one cares about the vampires. And I bet, if they were wiped out tonight, no one would even remotely give a fuck."
Rias opened her mouth to say something, but paused, as her eyes narrowed, suspicious, "...why'd you word it like that?"
"Word what like what?" I raise an eyebrow.
"Tonight." Rias emphasises, "Wiped out tonight. Why'd you say that?"
I shrug. "Dunno what you're talking about."
Silence reigned, and Rias stared, eyes narrowed at me, like I was a particularly hard homework question that needed filling out.
My face never wavered even slightly.
Someone had to ruin the fun eventually, though.
"Idiot senpai." Shirone huffed, "If you were going to kill them all, you should've invited me. Those assholes deserve it for what they put Gya through."
Wonder where that nickname for Gasper comes from, the screaming?
In the background, Gasper suddenly perks up, turning towards us for once, "A-Aww, Shirone! You doooooo caaarreeee!" He cries out over-dramatically.
Painfully slow, Shirone looks back at him.
Just her look was enough to make him squeak like a mouse.
"Don't test me." She grunted out, before adding, "I will get the garlic."
"Eeek! Right! Sorry!"
Shirone huffed and turned back toward the rest of us.
"Oh, my?" Akeno hummed, lips pursed in consideration, but not really reacting.
As for Rias? Her eyes locked right on me. And when I didn't say anything back to Shirone at all?
"...Noriaki." She began anew, carefully.
"Yeah?" I responded casually.
"What did you do to the vampires, Noriaki?" She asks, far more tentatively this time.
I considered her question for a moment. I didn't really need long.
"I gave 'em all a good sunbath." I answered with a smile and a thumbs-up to boot.
Rias collapsed back into her chair with a groan, muttering something about international incidents.
As if those are something she's going to have to deal with?
If anyone is going to, it'll be my mom.
But at the same time, who the fuck is going to be left to start one, right?
No allies to vouch for them. They offered nothing to others besides their parasitic existence.
In fact, if I don't get a medal from the pantheons around the Balkans, I'm going to specifically form an international supernatural task force purely to file a complaint with everyone involved and demand a reward.
Well, alright, I won't go that far, the vampires aren't even worth that much after all.
I might pout a bit. That's it, really.
"Noriaki" Rias nearly whined, lifting her head, but I held my hand up before she could go on any longer.
"Don't worry. The other dhampir, any humans they had, they'll have a better, safer place to go after this." I snorted, "I did account for that, you know. I didn't just nuke their castles and such from orbit."
"Should've." Shirone chimed in with a huff.
For now, she would be ignored; however, as Rias still looked a bit unsure, "Where, exactly, did you send them?"
I only had one truthful answer to that question.
"I dunno."
I received three blank stares at once for that answer. Truly, a monumental feat.
"Noriaki." Rias sighed, and I simply held my hands up.
"Hey, now, I'm telling the truth! I don't know, because I'm a clone, and the original me is still dealing with everything as we speak." I reveal, and for some reason, my smile doesn't get me anything besides more blank looks.
Blessedly, the silence that reigns this time doesn't last forever.
Rias sighs deeply, already done with today, "We'll save this for later. Moving on, for right now, as much as it pains me to admit? Noriaki, I'm not sure we can reallykeep her here."
Gasper goes completely silent in the background.
Right, best to nub this in the butt before I pop from a sonic attack.
"She has the Grail." I abruptly add.
Shirone shrinks back, doing the catgirl equivalent of a cat's head going into their neck.
Akeno's eyes widen to comical proportions before turning and looking straight at Valerie.
Rias, meanwhile, slowly blinks.
"...I'm sorry, what?" She asks, in complete disbelief.
"Yeah, I'm not really playing around this time. She's got the Holy Grail, the Longinus Sacred Gear Sephiroth Graal." I reveal, turning and looking back toward the dhampir girl, whose arm is currently seized by Gasper, "But, as you probably noticed, she's not all the wayhere, at the moment. That's why. She was forced to use the Grail too much, and this is the result."
Shirone shivered against my side, and Akeno put a hand to her mouth.
Rias stood back up, "This changes things," Gasper sighs in relief, his grip on her relaxing, "but I'll still need to check with my brother to make sure"
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at that. Yeah, like it's really going to be a problem. She holds a Longinus. She has no ties to any faction anymore, not like that really mattered in the first place, but it's a bonus.
In the end, that won't matter. They'll take her in.
I actually weighed the pros and cons of letting them sweep up Valerie, and in the end, decided I didn't care either.
Mostly because, well, Valerie is basically useless right now.
She's damn near a vegetable as is; trying to make her use the grail as she is right now may not even be possible. They can't pull out one of the cups without outright killing her or damaging her mind so much she'd basically be dead.
In the end, the only one doing anything with the grail would be Ajuka, I think. But I also don't believe Sirzechs will really let him unless it's specifically to help Valerie, considering the girl's connection to Gasper, and thus Rias by extension.
So, in the end, she'd be an emotional support for Gasper, and that's basically it.
Unless they somehow get their hands on a shard of the original grail that Heaven has, but I doubt that.
I could, maybe, heal her, but at this moment I'm not even going to try.
Why?
The grail manipulates life and souls.
The only way I see myself healing her is by brushing my soul dangerously close to that damn cup.
I'm not taking that risk. Even if I'm sure I can resist it, I still have a scar from the True Longinus that says maybe you can't.
Anything dealing with Him I'm keeping at arm's length, for now. I already have enough to worry about with the True Longinus literally lying under my bed. The last thing I need is to worry about the grail.
So, Valerie can keep it, and I can treat the devils like a facility for her. Doubt Rias will reincarnate her, but she can certainly try. I wouldn't recommend it, though, for the reasons my previous thoughts have stated.
Rias moved to walk away, likely heading straight to her brother, but paused right as she walked around the deck, blinking as though realizing something.
"Before that, though. Noriaki?" She looks at me, causing me to perk up, "Why would you go through all that? Attacking the vampires, getting Gasper's savior"
Ah, that's easy.
"We made a deal." I smile at her before elaborating further, "I knew I couldn't help Gasper there myself, so I decided to get the only one who could." I look toward Gasper, and Rias follows my gaze in short order.
Gasper is out of his box, in the open air, in the light. He smiles, recounting some tale with barely a stutter, about some contract he did for someone, one of his first, right after he took to using the internet to do his jobs. Even if it's only to a girl being near equivalent of a vegetable, it's still far and above better than before.
Right now, he's lost in his own little world; he doesn't even recognize us looking at him, or even talking about him.
"It won't be perfect," I continue with a small mirthful chuckle, "especially in the time frame you need. But it'll be way better now. Just having her here will make him work for it far harder than anything I could say or do to him."
"...I see," I didn't need to look at Rias' face to see her smile, I could hear it in her words, "thank you then, Noriaki."
Although I wished I had looked, because then I would have seen her coming.
As it was, I nearly jumped when Rias came in and hugged my other side.
Predictably, Shirone hissed, as a catgirl is to do. She was specifically hissing at where Rias' chest practically wrapped around my arm.
First thought?
Ain't no way in hell she's wearing a bra right now.
Because I can feel everything. The softness. The squishness. There's something just in general different about them in a way I can't quite place.
I now understand, at least partly, why Issei simped so damn hard for Rias.
"You've already done so much, and it's been what, a day?" She shakes her head and smiles brightly up at me, "Beyond our deal, please, if there's anything you want or need, don't hesitate to let me know, okay?"
I nod, my composure not cracking an inch, shooting her a smile back, "I'll let you know when I think of something, alright?"
Rias chuckles lightly before pulling away, giving Shirone a pat on the head as she walks by.
Who, in response, hisses at her again, her hair now standing on end.
Huh! First time I've seen that happen.
Shirone suddenly looks at me.
Ah, wait, that probably isn't a good thing, is it?
The white catgirl rears her head back, her mouth opening wide.
Oh yeah. I'm cooked. Sorry boss!
The last thing I hear before I pop is Akeno's sly giggles, as Shirone's fangs impact my side again.
~ A New Sun ~
In a pillar of light, I appear before the Junior Division of Kuoh Academy, getting out a good, long stretch as I do, before I start walking.
What a day, eh? A shame I took most of it up tearing apart the vampires.
Well, really, that didn't take so long; it was gathering up and keeping safe the humans and dhampirs.
Pathetic bloodworms.
Still, managed to wipe out the vampires. Or, at least, I believe I have. High Class Vampires rarely leave their castles and settlements, and the lower classes are bound by their superiors in a peerage that is literally slavery.
Like, they can turn humans into vampires, their will is dominated completely, legit slaves.
It's all fucked. Well, was. Then I came along. All their settlements and castles are glowing embers bathed in sunlight, straight down through the basement, and even further, just in case.
In the end, the Carmilla Queen was about as much of a bitch in a fight as King Tepes.
I was almost sad my attack didn't cause the original Dracula or Carmilla to awaken through some bullshit and try to throw hands. I doubt they would have put up much more of a fight, but eh.
At least make me sweat a little, right?
As for the humans and dhampirs, well.
I thought about going to the Church, I really did. If I knew for certain where Dulio was, I would gladly have let him on it.
Far too many of the dhampir left behind were children; it actually made me sick.
Unfortunately, I didn't know where he held up, or if he even had a permanent residence somewhere, and since I didn't trust anyone else in that damn Church, I settled for the closest power that I knew a little about.
Romania isn't too far from Greece. Mount Olympus was way easier to find than the vampire's hideout, that's for sure.
Unfortunately, I didn't get to meet any of the big guys, like Zeus, who I know has chilled since his myths.
Or Hestia. That kind of made me sad. I always wondered what she would have been like in this world.
I got intercepted by Hermes on the way there, and gave him the details of what I had done, and if Olympus would help.
He seemed like he was high on Red Bull, so I can't say for certain if it was my words or that which gave him the godly equivalent of a heart attack.
In any event, Olympus was glad to help! Everyone hated the fucking vampires, Olympus was no exception, and taking care of a bunch of displaced humans and dhampir, finding them a new safe place to live is easy for them.
So! That's that taken care of.
Next up!
I stop now before the door to the Sword Cult club dojo.
I can feel everyone inside, including a certain someone new.
My hand was pulling the sliding door open almost on instinct.
"Huh?" Avi perked up, standing before the group of girls with her arms crossed, probably hosting some kind of meeting.
There was another girl, however, off to her side, holding a clipboard.
Short, but a tad taller than the shrimp herself, with short light blue and pink hair that reminded me somewhat of a mixture of the two cotton candy types. Her blue eyes snapped off her clipboard and focused on me instantly.
Even faster than Avi's had.
"Ah!" Avi snapped her fingers, "Sensei! You're back!"
The other girls finally turned around and looked at me.
Zekka immediately shrivelled upon herself, while the other two just acknowledged my presence.
"Oh! Come on! Quick!" The shrimp practically bounced over to me, "So much happened while you're away! And! While she isn't a part of the club, we even have a new friend!"
She took my hand and pulled me the rest of the way into the dojo.
"Sensei! Officially meet-"
"Elta Satanachia." I finish for her, causing the shrimp to suddenly look at me in shock, and for the girl in question to suddenly perk up. "I left a clone here, remember? He was around for a bunch of stuff, and his memories return straight to me" I trail off, letting the implication of that sit.
While I don't know absolutely everything, and I'll be sure to fill the holes in later, right now, I have something more important to embark on.
Petty. Revenge!
A smile graces my face, thinning across my face.
"U-Uh, S-Sensei?" Avi takes one big step away from me, holding her hands up.
"This is going to be either really good or really bad." Schwe notes to Lilebette, the blonde knight merely nods in response.
Zekka immediately stands up, getting in front of Elta, the cotton candy-haired girl tensing up immediately, "U-Um! Hold on, Sensei, I-"
"Sit."
Zekka immediately went down on her knees. "H-HAI SENSEI!"
"E-Eh!?" Elta looked at Zekka, shocked, "Wait, just like that!?"
"Mhmm." I hum.
Elta jerked, going ramrod straight, and absolutely still.
Why? Because I was suddenly standing right in front of her. That's why.
"So." I start, tone clipped, "What was it that you said again, about me? When you were doing that test for the shrimp there"
Every single word I spoke caused the girl to tense more and more.
"Ah. Right." I dramatically recall, "Something about how a sensei should probably show certain qualities, which I was lacking, no?"
Elta gulped.
"Shrimp." I abruptly call out.
"Y-Yes!?" Avi panickedly replied.
"Basement. There's some stuff I left down there. Grab the first bag and a wooden sword." I ordered her.
"Uh, o-okay, sensei!" She quickly rushes off.
A golden glow slowly ebbs out from my form now, causing the already fairly pale girl to pale more.
"Aw, don't worry, cotton candy hair." I state, causing her to nearly double over from sheer insult, "I just got you a welcome gift, is all. Your new uniform, while sticking around here, and, wellI test every new member." My smile grows, "You aren't a club member. But close enough, right?"
"Well," Schwe chimes in, "it was nice knowing you, Satanachia."
Lilebette nods in agreement, patting her chest with her fist in salute, "May your death be swift and painless, at least!"
"U-Um, ah, S-Sensei?" Zekka finds the will to speak up again, "Please don't g-go, too hard on her?"
"No promises." Is my smooth reply.
Before me, the cotton candy girl only whimpers.
Ah, this is going to be a nice detour before I get to deal with Yuuto!
Better enjoy it while it lasts~!
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