Аннотация: Мемуары Сибилл Шепард, актрисы сериалов "Детективное агентство "Лунный Свет"" и "Сибилл". Полный текст НА АНГЛИЙСКОМ.
Cybill Disobedience
HOW I SURVIVED
BEAUTY PAGEANTS,
ELVIS, SEX,
BRUCE WILLIS,
LIES, MARRIAGE,
MOTHERHOOD,
HOLLYWOOD,
AND THE
IRREPRESSIBLE URGE
TO SAY WHAT I THINK
Cybill Disobedience
Cybill Shepherd
with Aimee Lee Ball
COPYRIGHT ? CYBILL SHEPHERD
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Cybill Disobedience/ Cybill Shepherd with Aimee Lee Ball p. cm.
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*****
This book is dedicated to my mother,
Patty Cornelia Shobe Shepherd Micci,
and my father, William Jennings Shepherd Jr.
Thanks for falling in love.
Contents
ONE "Who"s the Fairest of Them All?" 5
TWO "Stay Puuuuure Vanilla" 13
THREE "Going All the Way" 37
FOUR "And the Winner is..." 5
FIVE "Make Sure There"s a Lot of Nudity" 85
SIX "White Boys Don"t Eat..." 103
SEVEN "I Need a Cybill Shepherd Type" 149
EIGHT "The Cybill Sandwich" 189
NINE "TV"S Sexiest Spitfire" 199
TEN "I"m Cybill Shepherd. You Know, the Movie star?" 233
ELEVEN "To Be Continued" 271
TWELVE "We"ll Make This a Comedy Yet..." 285
Acknowledgments 293
Chapter One
"Who"s the Fairest of Them All?"
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER LIVED THROUGH AN EARTHQUAKE
assume that one of its salient features is noise-the sounds of splintering glass, the
symphony of physical destruction, the uncanny moaning of buildings as steel and wood
and concrete are strained to some implausible degree. But that"s quickly over. Far more
shocking is the eerie quietude: the power failure that eliminates the humming of air-
conditioning and refrigerators, the absence of music, the traffic that has come to a
standstill. It"s as if a mute button has been pushed on the world. That"s what it"s like
when a television series ends. The lights go out, the people scatter, the magic has died.
And the Cybill show did not go gently. I did not go gently.
Over a thirty-year career, I had died before-cacophonous, public, psychically
bloody deaths engineered at the box office and at the hands of critics-but this demise
was singularly painful. I"d given my name and much of my identity to the series,
blurring the line between real life and fiction, much more than is customary in television.
(Murphy Brown was not called Candice, and the character didn"t grow up with a wooden
dummy for a brother.) Every door on our CBS soundstage had a plaque with CYBILL
inscribed inside a blue chalk star, just like the one used under the opening title that pans
across the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Gunsmoke was produced on that stage for eighteen
years, but there was no trace of iconic piece of American television history in the wings.
As I drove off the lot for the last time, I knew how quickly my presence would evaporate,
how soon the studio maintenance department would remove those plaques and the
billboard-size CYBILL on the side of the stage.
The eulogies were not kind. While the real reasons for the show"s demise were
never made public, I was accused of professional paranoia and megalomania, of being, as
Lady Caroline Lamb famously said of Lord Byron, "mad, bad and dangerous to know." I
was labeled a jealous egomaniac, a self-promoting bitch, and a few other well-chosen
words whose invocation would have gotten my mouth washed out with Camay in my
Memphis childhood. I preserved all the poison-pen notices as a record, hard evidence of
what I had survived and the proof that I wasn"t paranoid. I had clearly made people
exceedingly angry, committed some unpardonable transgression. It was not the first time.
What got me in trouble, what has always gotten me in trouble, was disobedience.
On the Cybill show, I had been 57 different kinds of disobedient. From the beginning,
my strategy was to challenge-always with humor-the conventional wisdom about
"appropriate" subjects for television audiences. I was the first baby boomer to have a
prime-time hot flash, and we skewered the injustice of a culture that pretends women
over forty are invisible. I persuaded the writers to incorporate ideas from my own
odyssey of discovery, like cultivating a reverence for three symbolic states of a woman"s
life: maiden, mother, and crone. (Okay, okay, there"s a brief cheerleader phase in there
that can"t be ignored.) I had the temerity to become a grandmother on American
television, one experience not replicated in real life, but when my character cooed to her
TV daughter, "And you even got married first!" it was a mocking reference to my own
pregnancies before marriage. When my character"s two ex-husbands happened to be in
the living room just as her date showed up on the doorstep, art was mirroring my life, as
it was in an episode about male impotence (delicately referred to on the show as "failing
to perform").
Strange to think that these themes were considered radical by network executives
and reviewers, but women who represent the cultural gamut of sizes and ages aren"t too
welcome in any media. After nearly a decade of murmuring "I"m worth it" for L"Oreal, I
was fired because my hair got too old-approximately as old as I was. It"s okay for
Robert Mitchum to get up early in the morning and look like Robert Mitchum, but it was
not okay for me to wake up in the morning and look like Robert Mitchum. Fans are
always asking why Bruce Willis and I don"t reprise our Moonlighting roles for the big
screen. The answer is: studio executives would consider me too old for him now.
With few exceptions, American television has become the Bermuda Triangle for
female over forty. There was a wide variety of middle-aged women on the air in 1998,
and they were all gone by 1999. Not only Cybill, but Murphy Brown, Ellen, Roseanne,
Grace Under Fire, and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman all disappeared the same year. It"s
true that these shows had been around for a while and may have run their course, so this
chorus of swan songs takes on a deeper significance when we see the replacements:
Felicity, Darma & Greg, Moesha, Ally McBeal, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Buffy the
Vampire Slayer, and those very skinny Friends. No one over thirty need apply.
But I had defied convention beyond my approach to Cybill"s subject matter. From
the start, I let it be known that I wanted an ensemble cast, that everybody"s part should be
great. I meant me too. I wanted the star of this show to have funny dialogue, clever story
lines, and interesting dilemmas, without dumbing or dulling down the other characters.
In insisted on having the grown-up female friendship that was the centerpiece of the
show, a relationship with a side-kick rich in outrageous comic potential perhaps last
tapped when Lucy Ricardo got Ethel Mertz to work in the candy factory. But that show
was called I Love Lucy, not Lucy and Ethel. When I acted as an advocate for my
character, trying to take the show in certain directions and expressing concern that the
humor had become predictable, my efforts were viewed as territorial, the demands of an
overblown ego afraid of being overshadowed. Three of my producers left, all
rancorously: one said he had failed to save me from myself; another called me
insensitive, bordering on anti-Semitic (rather ignoring that his replacement was Jewish
and that I have two half-Jewish children); the third was dragged from my presence
screaming "I"m a better person that you are." The studio producing my show cut me off
at the knees the minute I was off camera, arrogating my authority as executive producer.
And my costar, handpicked for the role and richly rewarded for her good work with
money and accolades, walked out on the rehearsal of the last episode.
It was a clusterfuck of a year. Ten days after filming the last episode of Cybill, I
found myself in the hospital with a gut-wrenching pain. A doctor I"d never seen before
was telling me that I needed emergency abdominal surgery and that the scar wouldn"t be
pretty. My intestines, it turned out, were twisted into something resembling fusilli
marinara, and I can"t help making metaphysical metaphors about the gut being the site of
intuition, about literally going under the knife at the same time that I was being cut and
killed off on CBS. As it happened, my worst turncoat was much closer at hand, and a
few months later, with stunning surgical precision (last metaphor, I promise) I was
eviscerated by the man I thought would be sharing my dotage and my denture cup at the
Old Actors" Home. He was my lover, my friend, my colleague, and my supposed life
partner. But he concluded his business with me, after making sure he was paid, and
announced that our relationship was over. In the blink of a Saturday afternoon, he was
gone.
THE LONGEST, DEEPEST STREAK OF DISOBEDIENCE in my life has
been about sex. Although the strictures of southern womanhood were honed to a fine
edge in my family and I followed some of them flawlessly, I never observed the sexual
canons. I did exactly as I pleased, and what pleased me was sex-early with a man I
naively thought would be the love of my life, later with a dispensable succession of
partners. Sex became politicized and endorsed by my generation, made safe with the
advent of the Pill, even though such behavior was still a moral issue for lots of people,
including my parents. I was a very, very bad girl, living out the epiphany of the 1970s for
women: that sex and love aren"t necessarily the same thing.
I don"t know if I"ve accrued more than my fair share of lost loves, but I"m
something of a haunted person from the damage. Many times I was confused about the
men I slept with, not knowing for sure whether I was genuinely attracted to them, or if
the impetus was their attraction to me. I had to be kicked in the head by a few mules;
now I"ve given up riding. In one of life"s little full circles, I have become a creature of
the sexually retrograde 1990s, just as I was of the sexually voracious 1960s. Society has
been reindoctrinated to idealize monogamy and all the other virtues our mothers
preached, but these days I"m sleeping alone. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the
night, put on blue eye shadow, and try to learn country line dancing in front of the TV. At
least there are other people on the video.
Not until now have I realized how supremely important it was for me to confront
and embrace my lifelong sense of profound loneliness, to stop making choices based on
avoiding that demon. There"s loneliness in being the child of parents whose own
problems divert their attention, as mine did. Now that a grown daughter has already left
the nest and her younger siblings have their wings spread, I"m facing down the devil once
again, wondering what will be next? Is it okay for a woman to be alone? Is monogamy
necessary? Will I only feel safe with a partner if there"s a clearly delineated "yours,"
"mine," and "ours"? Can I trust someone who doesn"t have as much to lose as I do? And
who would that person be?
Three decades ago I fell in love with a married man who turned his life inside out
because of me. He would be one of the most significant people in my life, a mentor and
lifelong friend, but I was deemed a "home wrecker," someone who showed up unbidden
with self-aggrandizing motives that bordered on the immoral and violated cultural
bylaws. Forever after, it seemed, I was slated to be the bad girl. People said, "She has no
right to_______," and fill in the blank. I decided I had to trust myself, which has led to
some ungainly ups and downs. I"ve had two failed marriages and a few real-life soap
operas. There are people in Hollywood who won"t return my calls or run screaming from
the room at the mention of my name. I"ve been in a few films that could serve as
paradigms of the form, and more than I care to count of the straight-to-video kind.
I can"t escape the conviction that fate has something to do with appearance, with
the perception of personality or merit based on veneer. I earned by living on my looks for
a long time, and it taught me that the accident of beauty incurs resentment-why should
something that requires no effort or skill be rewarded? People seldom let their envy show
so blatantly as a teaching assistant in an English class who once gave me a C for a poem
that her supervisor later upgraded to an A+. At eighteen my looks were as close to
perfect as they would ever be, but I was deeply insecure because I knew that appearance
constituted my sole value, and eighteen is ephemeral.
Sometimes I wore my looks like a mantle with a certain degree of discomfort.
People, especially men people, happily inconvenience themselves for a woman so
marked, but she"ll pay one way or another. I always knew that the power I gleaned from
beauty dwarfed any other kind of achievement. No matter how hard I worked, I was
credited only for the one thing that was effortless. The looks I was born with meant that I
never lacked sexual partners but also meant that I could rarely discern who really cared
about me. I learned from Yeats: "Only God, my dear, could love you for yourself alone
and not your yellow hair."
The vain, murderously envious queen in Snow White poisons the young beauty
but still doesn"t feel safe when told that her rival is dead. She continues to look in the
mirror, asking, "Who"s the fairest of them all?" I grew up with this fairy tale and with the
presumption of female envy. My mother absorbed this common cultural belief and
passed it on to me, but I"d like to think that I"ve protected my daughters from it. When I
look at my eldest now, I know absolutely who the fresh young beauty is, without
begrudging her the role. I"ve already played it, and I"d prefer not to play the evil queen,
in life anyway.
THERE"S A DIXIE CHICKS SONG WITH A WISE AND placating lyric that
goes, "You gotta make big mistakes." I"ve made my share, and I ask for no jeremiads.
I"ve been blessed with success in public life. Early on I fed readily and greedily off the
seductive culture of narcissism and celebrity worship that abandons and replaces its
acolytes at warp speed. Sometimes I"ve failed to hold myself accountable. Now I"m
looking at my own trajectory, hoping to discern Cybill the Good and Cybill the Bad,
trying to understand in order to be understood. I want to figure out how I became one of
the Furies-me, the same person voted Most Cooperative at Camp Pickwick in 1959.
Some people have asked why I"d subject myself to the scrutiny of public
confession when there are so many reasons not to; it"s painful, I"m too young, I will be
harshly judged. But events of the last year, symbolized by the not-so-pretty scar that
means I"ve worn my last bikini, have forced me to realize that there are no guarantees
about our time on the planet. Last year I went on Good Morning America, discussing
menopause and a recently published list of sex symbols over the age of fifty. Just shy of
my fiftieth birthday at the time, I didn"t qualify, but if I"m not on the list next year, I"m
coming after them. (Hell, if Judge Judy can make the cut, I"d better be included.) Just
before we went "live" with the interview, Diane Sawyer leaned over to me and said, "If
you had to choose one song to sum up your whole life, what would it be?" I frantically
mused for just an instant before the song popped into my mind: "For all we know, this
may only be a dream; we come and go, like a ripple in a stream..."
So I"d like to tell my story now. I"ve actually been doing autobiography in front
of the public for along time, but the standards of memoir are daunting. Memory is
revisionist and selective by nature, and it is tempting to edit out the nasty, unflattering,
what-was-I-thinking parts. "Tell it all Mom," my elder daughter advised me. (Hell, no,
I"d end up in jail.) I"ve given sobriquet to a few key players who don"t deserve to have
their names spelled right. This is how I remember it. And if my mother objects to any
reminiscence in these pages...it didn"t happen.
Chapter Two
"Stay Puuuuure Vanilla"
THERE IS AN IMAGE ENGRAVED IN MY MEMORY VIVID enough to
evoke a smell (the red vinyl of a well-used armchair) and a sound (the flick of a cigarette
holder against a metal ashtray): it"s the image of a twelve-year-old me, gangly and no
longer a towhead, much to the chagrin of my mother, who seemed to greet the natural
darkening of my blonde hair as a dereliction of filial duty. Also to her dismay, I was
utterly contemptuous of most girlish playthings but fanatically preoccupied with horses.
The school librarian looked squint-eyed at me for years, suspecting I"d stolen a copy of
Olympic Horseman (I had), and I saved up the nickels allocated for orange Creamsicles
to buy miniature plastic horses and Black Stallion books at the Poplar Plaza Shopping
Center. At times I morphed into equine behavior myself, cantering around the house with
a jump rope in my mouth and a bath mat belted on as a saddle. I would make a
steeplechase out of the hedges separating the yards on our street and neigh in response to
questions. But owning a horse was an extravagance far beyond the middle-class means
of my parents, for whom canned asparagus constituted a luxury. The necessary deep