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. Anti-Soviet KƆalishƆn AtƐk -3

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    Di sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wan bad bad tin. Yurop, Jepan, ɛn bɔku volontia dɛn we kɔmɔt na Briten ɛn Amɛrika kin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Fɔ tɔk tru, di tin dɔn rili at fɔ di Soviet ami. Bɔt di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn trangayes ɛn fayaful wan de fɛt di kɔlishin.
  . ANTI-SOVIET KƆALISHƆN ATƐK -3
  ANOTESHƆN
  Di sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wan bad bad tin. Yurop, Jepan, ɛn bɔku volontia dɛn we kɔmɔt na Briten ɛn Amɛrika kin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Fɔ tɔk tru, di tin dɔn rili at fɔ di Soviet ami. Bɔt di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn trangayes ɛn fayaful wan de fɛt di kɔlishin.
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Di sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wan bad bad tin.
  Klosap ɔl di Yuropian sojaman dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn, ɛn ivin volontia dɛn frɔm Briten, USA ɛn Latin Amɛrika kɔntri dɛn. So tin bin rili bad fɔ di Rɛd Ami, we bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm insay bɔku bɔku kɔl dɛn, ɛn dɛn pas dɛn frɔm di flank dɛn.
  Sɔm Amɛrikan motoka dɛn we dɛn bin de sɛl to di Third Reich pan kredit bin tek pat bak pan di fɛt dɛn. Wan pan dɛn bin de kɛr wan grup we na Inglish volontia dɛn. Di US tank bin gɛt 75mm gɔn we gɛt satisfay balistik, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ go insay klos to ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn, ivin di monsta KV.
  Na Ledi Amstrɔng bin de rayd dis tank, ɛn wan tim we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn bin de rayd am bak. Malanya, Mɔnika, Gɛtrud.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na Briten bin tɛst di trɛnk we di Amɛrikan M-16 motoka gɛt. Ɛn naw di gyal pikin dɛn bin de bit am.
  Inglish uman dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut finga bin brok wan Soviet tank wit wan prɛsis hit na in fɔɛd. Gertrude tek am en fuk am na di BT-8 rili kul:
  - Ɛn dis na rili kɔrɛkt tin!
  Amstrong, dis gyal bin rili fayn, ɛn in fɛt stayl bin kul.
  I bin mek wan witti tɔk ɛn tɔk se:
  - Day to Stalin in dragon dɛn!
  Ɛn na di ɔda say, dɛn gyal pikin dɛn ya we de fɛt wɔ kin shot bak, ɛn dɛn kin trowe grenade dɛn we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut. Ɛn dɛn kin du am agresiv wan ɛn we dɛn de sho dɛn tit.
  Bɔt Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn de bak we tek op ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ:
  We wi jɔyn di Komsomol togɛda, .
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tek wan fetful oth...
  Dat di wɔl go tan lɛk drim we de shayn, .
  Ɛn wi go si kɔmyunizim fa fawe!
  
  Dat layf go ren lɛk gold, .
  Ɛn fet go de pan kɔmyunizim...
  Wi go rili win di ɛnimi dɛn, .
  Lɛ wi krɔs di bɔku bɔku wikɛd fasist dɛn to dɔst!
  
  Bɔt i kam fɔ bi se nɔto fɔ ful am atɔl, .
  Di wɔl tɔn aut fɔ bi di edj fɔ wan dagɔ...
  Di rayt fɔ di fist de rul ɔlsay, .
  Udat, imajin, nɔ gɛt inof land!
  
  Bɔt wi moto na nɔ fɔ gri fɔ lɛ ɛnimi dɛn, .
  Di Wehrmacht nɔ go briŋ wi to wi ni...
  Dɛn kin pas ɛgzam wit gred we na fayv, .
  Ɛn wi ticha na di Lɛnin we gɛt sɛns!
  
  Wi kin mek Hitler bi khan, .
  Although di Fuhrer of di andaworld na ivin kul...
  Di fɛtman de ala wit zil, .
  Ɛn i de skata di daknɛs ɛn di klawd wit wan gulp!
  
  Wi na Komsomol memba dem de ala hurray,
  Mek wi rayz di ol wold pan di rek wit skream...
  Di pikin dɛn de laf ɛn gladi, .
  Fɔ mek wi mama Rɔshia gɛt glori!
  
  Ɛn kɔmyunizim na flag we rili brayt, .
  We na di kɔlɔ fɔ blɔd ɛn pomegranate...
  I na pɔsin we de fɛt fɛt, i tan lɛk majik man, .
  Ɛn biliv mi, Hitler go gɛt in comeuppance!
  
  Chaos go de fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn du, .
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin rɔn go fɛt insay biuti...
  I notis se di bɔku bɔku fasist dɛn dɔn tan lɛk tin, .
  Ɛn wi payɔnia vɔys de ring!
  
  Biutiman dɛn kin rɔn barefut go bifo, .
  Wetin mek gyal pikin dɛn nid sus, ɛn dɛn nɔ nid am...
  En wi go hit Hitler wit wi fist, .
  Padi biznɛs go bi fɔ di glori fɔ di Fada Land!
  
  Yes, fo di sake of wi Motherland, oli, .
  Wi go du sɔntin we wi nɔ bin ɛva drim bɔt...
  Ɛn wi go swip di fasist dɛn lɛk swɛt, .
  Lɛ wi sho sɔri-at to di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we dɔn sɔrɛnda!
  
  Insay Rɔshia, ɔlman we de fɛt wɔ kɔmɔt na wan ples usay dɛn de kip animal dɛn, .
  Dɛn bɔn di bɔbɔ wit mashin gɔn!
  Yu kil di damned Fuhrer - .
  Wi fɔ fɛt wit maynd fɔ wi Mama Land!
  
  Wi go du ɔltin fayn fayn wan, .
  Big pipul ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn strɔng na fɛt...
  Though e tu hard fo fait
  Bɔt biliv mi, di titi nɔto fulman!
  
  I kin ebul fɔ win mawnten dɛn
  Trowe grenade wit yu bare fut...
  Di uman wulf de ala ɛn di bea de ala, .
  Dɛn go blem di Nazi dɛn bad bad wan!
  
  Wi bin win di Tatar ami, .
  Dɛn bin fɛt di Ottoman dɛn rili fambul...
  Di wan dɛn we nɔ biliv Gɔd nɔ bin gri pan prɛshɔn, .
  Usay tɛnda bin de, i bin kwayɛt wantɛm wantɛm!
  
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt wɔ kɔmɔt na wan famili
  We di ban fɔ kɔmyunizim de rul...
  Oh, una na mi dia padi dɛm, .
  Destroy di big tank dem fo fascism!
  
  Ɔlman kin ebul fɔ du ɔltin
  Afta ɔl, wi de wanwɔd sote go wit wi Mama Land...
  Wi de row togɛda lɛk wan ɔs, .
  Di wan dɛn we de fɛt fɔ kɔmyunizim nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  
  Sayns go gi layf bak to ɔl di wan dɛn we dɔn day wan tɛm, .
  Ɛn wi de flut Jizɔs wit lɔv...
  Yu hit di fasist rayt na in yay, .
  Fɔ fɛt wit art we nɔ de bɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de yuz sɛns fɔ waka oba dɛn kɔmpin dɛn, ɛn i bin rili fayn.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin luk rili dash barefut.
  Bɔt di fɛt-fɛt de kɔntinyu. Ɛn naw di Jamani dɛn de rawnd Brɛst, ɛn fɛt-fɛt de apin na di fɔt.
  Hitler, as dem se, de fait. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn pasɔnal mitin wit Chɔchil bin apin. Ɛn na Paris. Laik, no bi taim fo sho mo ditarminishon fo di fait gens di Bolsheviks? Ɛn nɔto jɔs wit ikwipmɛnt, bɔt wit sojaman dɛn bak.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, Chɔchil bin disayd fɔ deklare wɔ agens di USSR. Bɔt fɔ chenj, sɔm rijyɔn dɛn na di nɔt pat na Rɔshia fɔ go na Briten. Neks di tɔk bin tɔch di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɛn di tin dɛn we go apin to Frans. Laik, no bi taim fo konklud pis triti?
  Pantap dat, fɔmal wan di Tɔd Rayk nɔ bin tek ɛnitin frɔm di Frɛnch, Bɛljiɔm, ɛn Dɔch. So wetin wi go se bɔt dis?
  Sɔntɛm yu fɔ mɔdaret di tin dɛn we yu de aks fɔ? Di USSR big ɛn i go du fɔ ɔl di teritɔri dɛn.
  Hitler bin sho se i kin ebul fɔ chenj chenj. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin pul ɔl di lɔ dɛn we bin de ambɔg di rayt we Ju pipul dɛn gɛt wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn dɛn bin gladi fɔ dis na di Wɛst. Ɛn mɔ na Briten. Ɛn, fɔ tru, wi bin tɔch di kwɛstyɔn bɔt tɛknɔlɔji. I bin klia se i nɔ bin de. Ɛspɛshali di tank dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, a bin nid fɔ bil mi mɔsul dɛn.
  Dis na wetin di wan dɛn we de wok na di industri bin rili du. Insay da tɛm de, di wɔ bin de go bifo, in jɔnal, bifo dat, i bin de favɔret di kɔlishin.
  Di advans yunit dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok tru to Baranovichi. Ɛn na de di payɔnia bɔbɔ dɛn bin de fɛt wit dɛn. Dɛn kɔmɔt na do wit rɛd tay ɛn shɔt, ɛn rɔsh go insay di trench dɛn, de flash dɛn pikin dɛn il we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti smɔl.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Ɛn mi na di wulf pikin we de it animal dɛn na di skay, .
  Di ruin fɔ bandit dɛn tan lɛk san...
  Ɛn biliv mi, yu nɔ nid ɛnitin we bɛtɛ pas dis, .
  Aw fɔ chuk Hitlɛr na di tɛmpul!
  
  Yu gɛt fɔ bɔn yu bak rɛd, .
  Fɔ dɔnawe wit di Nazi dɛn...
  Biliv mi, di blɛsin go kam to mi, .
  Di mama go proud fɔ in pikin!
  
  A go destroy di Fuhrer in bedlam, .
  A go krɔs di Nazi dɛn to dɔst...
  A biliv se di Ɔlmayti go sev mi sol, .
  Ɛn krɔs di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn wit di sɔd!
  
  Mi big Rɔshia, .
  Yu ebul fɔ win ɔlman...
  Ɛn Jizɔs na fɛtman-mɛsaya, .
  Fɔ mek di Fada Land gɛt glori!
  
  A de ɔna wit lɔv, no Rod, .
  Bikɔs Na in na di Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman...
  Dɛn kin pɔnish di wan dɛn we de tɔn dɛn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt strikt wan, .
  Ɛn di wɔri-silabul rili wɔndaful!
  
  Wi na wɔman dɛn na oli Rɔshia, .
  Kapabul fɔ win di Krauts...
  Dɛn bin put gold ɔl di fam dɛn, .
  Wi go pas di exams wit A's!
  
  No strong fet nɔ de bitwin di pipul dɛn, .
  To wi nativ big kɔmyunizim...
  I de briŋ fridɔm we gɛt layf
  Ɛn i de pwɛl di wikɛd fasizm!
  
  Wi go rayz di kɔntri ɔp di sta dɛn, .
  Di kapital fɔ di wɔl na Mɔsko...
  Fɔ mek Mama Rɔshia gɛt glori, .
  Wi go fɛt te di ɛnd!
  
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp di sojaman
  Ɛn wi go rich na Bɛlin...
  Mek wi waka, mach, in fomeshon, .
  Mek wi tear di fasist flag wit bayonet!
  
  Wi plen dɛn kin kol
  Di tim na pawaful ɛn dɛn dɔn gɛda...
  Paylɔt dɛn we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win na fɛt, .
  Ɛn di snaypa kin gɛt hit na di lens!
  
  Hit Hitler mɔ ɛn mɔ
  Di Tiger nɔ go sev di Nazi dɛn...
  Nɔ tɔk nɔs
  Wi go pas di wan ol tɛst wit flay kɔlɔ dɛn!
  
  Kin ajɔst bɔku tin
  Wi kin rili win...
  Biliv mi, wi gɛt bɔku bɔku tin, .
  Ɛn yu kin rili kik am na in tit!
  
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di bɔbɔ nɔ gɛt fut, .
  Hit di Krauts tranga wan.
  Ɛn di Fuhrer bin gɛt fɔ pe bak, .
  Hitler bin blo di fɛt ɛn tɔn to klin fɛt!
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin tek Baranovichi. Ɛn naw dɛn sojaman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt na di sawt fɔ go na Slutsk. Wan strɔng ples de fɔ di Rɛd Ami de ɛn Zhukov insɛf bin de de wan tɛm. Ɛn dɛn fɔ se dis na siriɔs difensiv layn.
  Ɛn na Romɛnia, bɔku bɔku Soviet sojaman dɛn bin sɔrɛnda, ɛn dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf insay wan kɔl. Ɛn dis na rili siriɔs blow to di Rɛd Ami.
  Na ya i nɔ izi igen fɔ tɔn rawnd ɛn tɔn bak.
  We dɛn bin de fɛt, di Romanian ɛn Ɔngari pipul dɛn bin sho se dɛn na gud fɛtman dɛn. Pantap dat, di pipul dɛn na Bɔljiɔ bin fɛt tranga wan. Ɛn di Kroat dɛnsɛf de du dɛn bɛst. Aw tin bin go rɔng fɔ Stalin wit diplɔmasi. Ɛn i bin tɔn to jɔs wan wulf we de in wan. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm Hitlɛr bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt dimokrasi. Dat, dɛn se, i de fɔ fridɔm, fɔ mek ɔl di neshɔn ɛn pipul dɛn ikwal, ɛn i de mek Sɔviɛt Rɔshia fri frɔm di diktetaship we Stalin ɛn Bolshevism gɛt. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na bin kɔni pɔlitiks.
  Finnish-Swedish sojaman dɛn bin tek Vyborg ɛn kɔt di Soviet yunit dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin mek wan kɔl bak. Wan trɛtin bin kam na Lɛningrad frɔm di nɔt. Ɛn dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi siriɔs chɛs muv.
  Ɛn naw, British ship dɛn bin de blok Mɔmansk frɔm di si. Ɛn dɛn bin faya di Soviet bot dɛn.
  Yɛs, di fɛt dɛn bin kam siriɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt wit traŋa ɛn vɛks, dɛn kin trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ di sem tɛm;
  Komsomol gyal pikin dem na di salt na di Earth, .
  Wi tan lɛk di ɔyl ɛn faya we de na di ɔndawɔl.
  Na tru se wi dɔn gro to heroic deeds, .
  Ɛn wit wi na di Oli Sɔd, di Masta in Spirit!
  
  Wi lɛk fɔ fɛt wit maynd, .
  Girls we de ful di yunivas wit spes...
  Rɔshia in ami nɔ go ebul fɔ win, .
  Wit yu passion, in kɔnstant fɛt!
  
  Fɔ di glori fɔ wi oli Mama Land, .
  Wan fɛt-fɛt jet de rawnd wild wan na di skay...
  Mi na Komsomol memba en a de ron barefut.
  Splash di ays we bin kɔba di pɔt dɛn!
  
  Di ɛnimi nɔ go ebul fɔ mek di gyal pikin dɛn fred, .
  Dɛn de pwɛl ɔl di ɛnimi mishɔl dɛn...
  Di tifman we gɛt blɔd nɔ go sho wi in fes, .
  Feats go gɛt glori insay poem dɛn!
  
  Fascism bin atak mi kɔntri, .
  I invayd so horribly ɛn insidiously...
  A lɛk Jizɔs ɛn Stalin, .
  Komsomol mɛmba dɛn gɛt wanwɔd wit Gɔd!
  
  Wi de rɔsh barefut tru di sno we de rɔn, .
  Dashing, lɛk swift bies...
  Wi na di gyal pikin dɛn fɔ ɔl tu di sɔm ɛn di kol sizin, .
  Laif dɔn mek di titi at!
  
  Na tɛm fɔ shot, so opin faya, .
  Wi de kɔrɛkt ɛn wi fayn sote go...
  Ɛn dɛn bit mi rayt na mi yay, nɔto mi aybrɔw, .
  Frɔm stɛl, we dɛn kɔl di kɔlektif!
  
  Wi redoubt nɔ go ebul fɔ win fasizm, .
  Ɛn di wil strɔng pas di taytanium we de te...
  Wi kin gɛt kɔrej na di Fatherland, .
  Ɛn ivin pul di wan we bin de rul wit pawa we nem Fuhrer!
  
  Biliv mi, di Tayga na tank we rili pawaful.
  I de shot fa ɛn kɔrɛkt wan...
  Naw nɔto di tɛm fɔ ple smɔl smɔl gem dɛn, .
  Na bikɔs di wikɛd Ken de kam!
  
  Wi fɔ win di kol, di ɔt, .
  En jokly fait wit wan mad horde...
  Di bea we dɛn kɔba am bin vɛks bad bad wan, .
  Di sol fɔ igl nɔto klawn we de mek pɔsin sɔri!
  
  A biliv se di Komsomol memba dem go win,
  Ɛn dɛn go rayz dɛn kɔntri ɔp di sta dɛn...
  Wi bin stat wi hike frɔm Ɔktoba, 1999.
  Ɛn tide Jizɔs in Nem de wit wi!
  
  A lɛk mi kɔntri bad bad wan, .
  I de shayn radiantly pan ɔlman...
  Dɛn nɔ go tif di Fatherland fɔ wan ruble, .
  Big pipul ɛn pikin dɛn kin laf wit gladi at!
  
  I fayn fɔ ɔlman fɔ liv na di Soviet wɔl, .
  Ɔltin bɔt am izi ɛn jɔs fayn...
  Mek lak nɔ brok in trɛd, .
  Bɔt di Fuhrer put in mɔt fɔ natin!
  
  Mi na Komsomol memba we de ron barefut,
  Pan ɔl we di frɔst de kɔl yu yes...
  Ɛn trɔst di ɛnimi, no we nɔ de fɔ go dɔŋ na yu yay, .
  Udat want fɔ tek wi ɛn pwɛl wi!
  
  No fayn fayn wɔd nɔ de fɔ di Mama Land igen, .
  Di flag rɛd, lɛk se blɔd de shayn na di rayt.
  Wi nɔ go put wisɛf dɔŋ pas dɔnki, .
  A biliv se di win go kam jisnɔ insay May!
  
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut go pas na Bɛlin, .
  Dɛn go lɛf finga prɛnt na di asfalt.
  Wi dɔn fɔgɛt kɔmfɔt fɔ pipul dɛn, .
  Ɛn glɔv nɔ fayn fɔ fɛt wɔ!
  
  En fait go de, mek dis fait brok out.
  Di Fritz go skata ɔltin to smɔl smɔl!
  Di Fadaland na sojaman wit yu sote go, .
  No sabi wetin AWOL bi!
  
  A kin sɔri fɔ di wan dɛn we dɔn day, dis na sɔri fɔ ɔlman, .
  Bɔt nɔ briŋ di Rɔshian dɛn na dɛn ni.
  Pan ɔl we Sam bin put insɛf ɔnda di Kraut dɛn, .
  Bɔt di big big guru Lenin de na wi sayd!
  
  A kin wɛr badge ɛn krɔs di sem tɛm, .
  A de na kɔmyunizim ɛn a biliv pan Kristianiti...
  Wɔ, biliv mi pipul, nɔto fim, .
  Di Fadaland na wi mama, nɔto di Khanate!
  
  We di Ɔlmayti kam insay di klawd, .
  Ɔl di wan dɛn we dɔn day go rayz wit brayt fes...
  Pipul dɛn bin lɛk Jiova insay dɛn drim, .
  Na bikɔs na Jizɔs mek di kapital siti!
  
  Na ya wi kin mek ɔlman gladi, .
  Ɔlsay na di big big Rɔshian yunivas.
  We ɛni plebeian tan lɛk in kɔmpin, .
  Ɛn di men tin we de na di wan ol wɔl na di Krieshɔn!
  
  A want fɔ ɔg di Ɔlmayti Krays, .
  So dat yu nɔ go ɛva fɔdɔm bifo yu ɛnimi dɛn...
  Kɔmrɛd Stalin bin tek in papa in ples, .
  Ɛn Lenin go de wit wi bak sote go!
  Dis na di siŋ dɛn we de ya, nɔto fɔ se dɛn rili fani. Jepan bin de trowe mɔ ɛn mɔ rɛinfɔsmɛnt dɛn fɔ fɛt na di Fa Is. Infantri ɛn layt tank dɛn bin de go bifo bɔku bɔku wan. Hirohito bin tɛl am fɔ tek Vladivostok kwik kwik wan. Ɛn di Jepan pipul dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ kres insay. Insay fɛt-fɛt, dɛn layt tank Chikha bin tɔn to rili gud ɛn pɔsin kin pas. Ɛn i bin difrɛn bak bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ muv ɛn i bin ebul fɔ muv.
  Yamamoto, di Japan admiral, bin blok di USSR frɔm di Pasifik Oshɔn, ɛn i bin rili strɔng. Ɛn nɔto bɔku ɛp de ya.
  Insay di ays, di samurai dɛn kin strɔng. Dɛn avieshɔn bɔku, ɛn dɛn fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn, mɔ di Ziro dɛn, kin rili muv ɛn dɛn kin ebul fɔ muv. Ɛn yu nɔ go rili ebul fɔ go agens dɛn. Dis na di impak we rial, kɔmbat avieshɔn gɛt.
  Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn gɛt gud ays.
  Bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn dɛnsɛf na fɛtman dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan payɔnia we nem Anastasia Vedmakova. Wan biuti we de fɛt bad bad wan. I de fɛt barefut ɔltɛm, ɛn na bikini nɔmɔ, we de gi am sɔm trɔmp kad dɛn. Dis na rili di gyal we wi nid. Ɛn if i tek am ɛn di tɛm we dɛn de fɛt i de siŋ na di tap pan in lɔng;
  Dɛn bɔn mi insay tɛm dɛn lɛk dis
  Ɔlman gɛt kɔmpyuta wit intanɛt...
  Di kɔntri de blo ɛn de divɛlɔp, .
  Ɛn i tan lɛk se prɔblɛm nɔ de wit di titi!
  
  Bɔt di twɛnti sɛntiwɔd na wan sɛntiwɔd we rili trɔbul, .
  Di volkeno de bɔyl ɛn bɔn...
  Ɛn ɔlman wikɛd, .
  Ɛn i gud, i de ripresent pɔsin in kɔntri!
  
  Ɛn di titi nid fɔ rich de, .
  Na taim laik dis, witout blink an eye...
  We wikɛd tifman win, .
  Ɛn a want fɔ sɔlv prɔblɛm dɛn wantɛm wantɛm!
  
  Sɔntɛm di titi nɔ bin laki fɔ mi, .
  A fain mi sef barefut na di front...
  Di bot brok, no di oar, .
  Ɛn biliv mi, layf nɔ bin tan lɛk ɔni!
  
  Ɛn di prɔblɛm dɛn bin de rɔn wantɛm wantɛm, .
  Blɔdi, kruk, ɛni...
  Ɛn i tan lɛk se na ziro nɔmɔ de - .
  Bɔt lɛ wi gi di Masta in Nem glori wit fet!
  
  Wi go ebul fɔ protɛkt di Fatherland, .
  Although di enemi ful wit absurd deceit...
  Dis ɔntinman de tɔn wi to gem, .
  To di tebul fɔ fasist - di wikɛd stet!
  
  Rise up fɔ di Mama Land, wɔriɔ
  Fayt fɔ yu oli Rus"!
  Soar brayt brayt wan lɛk falkɔn, .
  Ɛn instead fɔ dak, di layt go kam na di kiŋdɔm!
  
  Wi go mek di Fatherland strɔng mɔ
  Ɔl nayt dɛn na dɛn kayn jayant dɛn de...
  Ɛn di bad man we vɛks bad bad wan go go na ɛlfaya, .
  Ɛn wi gɛt wanwɔd sote go wit wi Mama Land!
  
  Biliv mi, i nɔ izi fɔ gyal pikin, .
  Barefut de rɔsh tru di faya faya snodrifts...
  Di wan ol wɔl na wan sɔlid siev, .
  Ɛn di ɛgzikishɔn de rul - di dashing Malyuta!
  
  Bɔt biliv mi, a nɔ bin giv ɔp, .
  Ɛn i shot di Fritz wit rayf...
  Dɛn bin tramp di dɔti we nɔ gɛt fut ɔnda fut, .
  Ɛn di titi in vɔys de rili ring!
  
  I de laf lɛk chɛrɔb
  En destroy di Krauts laik se dem na toys...
  No se di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia nɔ go ebul fɔ win, .
  Wi gɛt ɔl tu di tank dɛn ɛn stɛl gɔn dɛn!
  
  Di brayt gyal de lid di faya, .
  Ɛn i de kil fasist dɛn wit wamat...
  Na ya wi ami de rɔn lɛk ɔs, .
  No rɛd rɛd dɛn nɔ de we strɔng pas dis!
  
  Ɛn di titi jɔyn di Kɔmsomol, .
  Ɛn i bin bi di smɔl brɔda fɔ di kɔmyunis dɛn...
  Lɛ wi sɛn di dɛbul Hitlɛr na di skrap, .
  Lɛ wi put krɔs pan ɔl di fasist dɛn kɔfin!
  
  Wi go giv wi hat fo di Motherland, .
  Ɛn lɛ wi put wi sol dairekt insay am...
  Wi gɛt bɔku trɛnk, .
  Ɛn lɛk se a nɔ go pwɛl di Komsomol lɔ dɛn!
  
  Wan gyal pikin go go insay Bɛlin barefut, .
  Ɛn di rosary go lɛf mak pan di Reichstag...
  Di Fuhrer go get panch na in fes, .
  Bɔt wi nɔ no di blɛsin we de na pepa!
  
  Ɛn wi go gɛt ɔlide fɔ gɛt maynd, .
  We ivin poet dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ diskraib...
  Di wok na jɔs tɔp klas, .
  Dɛn kin siŋ ɔl di heroic deeds!
  
  PIKIN DƐN SPESHƐL FƆS DƐN AGƐNST ALIEN ƐN KƆT
  ANNOTƐSHƆN
  Yɔŋ wɔriɔ dɛn we Ɛdwad Stɔjin bin de lid de fɛt wan ami we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri dɛn, mɔ di Saykl dɛn. Bɔt, afta dat, di brayt bɔbɔ gɛt fɔ bi Indian, ɛn togɛda wit di gɔd uman dɛn fɔ fɛt di ami we Kɔt, we want fɔ win di Maya pawa!
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn na di pikin dɛn spɛshal fɔs yunit bin fɛt wit maynd. Bɔt biɛn wan ɛn af fɔs fil, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chans fɔ day. Bɔt di bayk dɛn we bin de atak bin gɛt bɔku damej ɛn dɛn bin rili gɛt stim. So na ya yu kin stil agyu udat na di rial hiro.
  Bɔt wi fɔ pe tribute, di bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr kɔmbat sus shot kɔrɛkt wan. Dɛn bin de fil se fɔ ple na kɔmpyuta nɔto fɔ natin, ɛn dɛn na jɔs wɔndaful fɛtman dɛn.
  Adala, we bin de faya Ɛdik in raytan, tek ɛn trowe di but kɔmɔt na in pikin in fut. Ɛn wit di sɛns we mɔnki gɛt, i bin trowe bɔku pɔpi sid dɛn pan di ɛnimi we bin de go bifo.
  Di bɔbɔ kɔmanda nɔd se:
  - Dis na gud, lɛ wi se, prɛzɛnt fɔ annihilation! Bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ yuz am we dɛn de atak wan kast.
  Adala bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  -Yu get wan inexhaustible saplae of sapraiz. So nɔto ɔl kad dɛn de fɔ grab. Ɛn fɔ ol di trɔmp kad na bad tin bak!
  Ɛn smɔl smɔl pɔpi sid dɛn we dɛn bin de dɔnawe wit dɛn bin ambɔg di Saykl dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt di big big wɔri dɛn to smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Na dis say dɛn bigin fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Di titi swɛt, i stamp in pikin fut:
  Viktri ova saykl de wet, a biliv
  Wi go gɛt nyu siŋ dɛn...
  A nɔ go gi misɛf to slev to di wayl animal, .
  A go sho yu di klas we pas ɔlman na fɛt!
  Di bɔbɔ we bin de fɛt na di lɛft bin notis wit smayl se:
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ trowe am wit yu an, bɔt yu trowe am wit yu fut?
  Adala bin laf ɛn ansa se:
  - En it"s mo fun dis way!
  Ɛdik bin nɔd in ed:
  - Yɛs, ɛni fulman kin trowe wit in an, bɔt tray wit in fut!
  Di pikin dɛn bin ala wit wanwɔd se:
  - Glori to di wɔriɔ dɛn na layt,
  Glori to mi brayt Mamaland...
  Dɛn go siŋ wetin wi de du, .
  Fɔ win na di men gol!
  Di Saykl dɛn, fɔ tru, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn gɛt bɔku bɔku damej, dɛn bigin fɔ tɔn bak. Bɔt di wɔl dɛn bin rayz bak. Ɛn nyu motoka dɛn bin de muf. Dɛn bin tan lɛk flat piramid dɛn we de na trak, ɛn dɛn bin big pan saiz wit trɔnk dɛn.
  We di pikin dɛn spɛshal fɔs sojaman dɛn bin de faya dɛn wit rayt gɔn, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin du ɛni bad tin. Di bim dɛn bin de bounce pan di stɛl klos.
  Wan pan di gyal pikin dɛn bin ala se:
  - Na wan ɔda joker fɔ di ɛnimi! Ɛn ɔ ivin wan ol avalanch fɔ jok dɛn!
  Di bɔbɔ we bin de fɛt wɔ bin ala se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ day tinap pas fɔ liv pan yu ni! A bin dɔn de na kapchɔ ɛn dɛn shok mi wit ilɛktrik shɔk, sɛn shɔk tru mi ɔl bɔdi frɔm mi tong to mi il. Ɛn i sik so dat day bɛtɛ!
  Di titi nɔd se:
  - Yɛs, dɛn bin de mek a sɔfa bak! Pantap dat, insay wan sofistikieted we, vεryuable graviti εn pulsating weightlessness. Ɛn i kin rili at, ɛn i nɔ kin lɛf ɛni trays pas bad bad drim dɛn!
  Wɛl, a tink se wi kɔmanda we nɔ de day ɛn we big go kam wit sɔntin!
  Ɛdik nɔd in wayt ed fɔ sho se i gri ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Naw gyal pikin dɛm, tikl una nos ɛn sniz!
  Adala, dis ɛkspiriɛns wɔri gyal, aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin mek ɔda tin na dis?
  Di bɔbɔ kɔmanda ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yu go si wetin di ifɛkt go bi!
  Di pikin dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ nɔ bin de agyu. So dɛn tek ɛn tikl dɛn fayn fayn pikin dɛn nos wit di tip dɛn fɔ smɔl smɔl dagɔ dɛn. Ɛn aw dɛn go tek am ɛn sniz.
  Di atmosfɛre bin shek wan tɛm. Ɛn dɔti we gɛt bɔku shap ɛnd dɛn bin de ren frɔm ɔp. Dɛn bin fɔdɔm pan di tank dɛn we de na di pyramid. Ɛn dɛn bin de chuk dɛn lɛk ɛj we gɛt nidul. Ɛn di big big monsta dɛn bin stɔp.
  Ɛdik nɔd ɛn notis se:
  - Naw lɛ wi tek am ɛn siŋ!
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt na di pikin dɛn spɛshal ami tek am ɛn siŋ wit gladi at;
  Mi prinses, yu na flawa
  Sparkling in di gadin fɔ Gɔd!
  Yu luk tan lɛk fresh briz
  Dispel di faya we de na di ɔndawɔl!
    
  Di lɔv we gyal pikin gɛt na sɔntin we oli
  Hiro in sɔd, we i ol wit ɔnɔ!
  A go shed blɔd na wata we gɛt big big briz
  A go bi enjɛl wit yu sote go!
    
  Wan sikrit drim bin mek a bɔn
  Yu imej, swit aroma!
  Na di wan we mek di wan ol wɔl bin skapul yu
  Ɔl di savant dɛn we de du bad nɔ go dɔti!
    
  Na ɛvin nɔmɔ i pɔsibul
  Fate go mek pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛnsɛf gɛt wanwɔd!
  Bɔt Gɔd nɔ go mek wi krɔs to dɔst
  I go mek di wanwɔd we di at dɛn we dɔn at bikɔs dɛn separet, gɛt wanwɔd!
  Afta dɛn kayn wɔndaful ɛn fayn wɔd dɛn de, wan mirekul bin apin. Wan ol armada we gɛt tank dɛn we tan lɛk piramid bin de blo lɛk wan wata we gɛt flawa bed dɛn. Ɛn di flawa dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku flawa dɛn bin tɔn to jɔs fayn fayn wan. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ gro wit frantik ɛn inkridibul, stormy force. Ɛn i bin tɔn aut so fayn.
  Adala kis di bɔbɔ kɔmanda na in chɛst ɛn notis se:
  - Yu na jɔs wan spɛshal biuti!
  Edik bin nɔd wit wan smayl:
  - Teknɔlɔjik!
  Di bɔbɔ we bin de fɛt wɔ bin ala se:
  - Wel, naw atak! Mek wi krɔs wi ɛnimi dɛn wit wan blo!
  Di bɔbɔ kɔmanda nɔ bin gri se:
  - Nɔ! I dɔn tu ali. Fɔs, yu fɔ wach di advantej dɛn we a bin dɔn du trade. Na de wi bin gɛt fɔ akt witout advans nanotechnology, ɛn dis, wi fɔ no se, rili at!
  Adala bin notis wit smayl se:
  - Na tru se a ɔndastand se if teknɔlɔji nɔ de i kin at fɔ du. Bɔt bɔbɔ lɛk yu, a tink se go sɔlv ɛni prɔblɛm.
  Ɛdik bin siŋ wit smayl we bin de shayn lɛk sɔm si pal dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik insay in silva vɔys:
  Pan ɔl we wi nɔ go ebul fɔ sɔlv ɔl wi prɔblɛm dɛn, .
  Nɔto fɔ sɔlv ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn!
  Bɔt ɔlman go gladi mɔ
  Ɔlman go ɛnjɔy mɔ!
  Afta dat, di bɔbɔ tɔn di ɔlogram. Di pikin dɛn spɛshal fɔs dɛn nɔ tɔk natin.
  Di safaya ɛn ɛmirald yay dɛn we di bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt bin it di spɛktakl.
  Wɛl, di bɔbɔ we bin de na difrɛn pat dɛn na di yunivas ɛn sho mɔ pas wan, we i nɔ bin machɔ so yet. Ɛn dis na bin di tɛm we di Midul Ij bin de insay di Nyu Wɔl, sɔm kayn ɔda istri, lɛk se, bɔt di planɛt Wɔl.
  Insay dis kes, dɛn sho se Ɛdik bin bi Indian bɔbɔ, we bin de trak wan grup we gɛt pale-fes we bin de ambush. I wɛr shɔt, i nɔ wɛr fut, bikɔs na mɔkasin nɔmɔ kin kam insay di rod, bɔt dɛn kin peint am wit kɔlɔful drɔin dɛn frɔm in ed to fut. Ivin pikin in fes we gɛt tatu we de mek pɔsin fred wit dragɔn ɛn enjɛl we gɛt sɔd.
  Pan ɔl we i tan lɛk se dɛn kayn drɔin dɛn de nɔto tin we pipul dɛn na India kin du. Bɔt insay bɔku bɔku advantej ɛn travul dɛn, fate nɔ dɔn kɛr Ɛdik go ɛnisay. Ɔl di tɛm dɛn, di planɛt dɛn ɛn di tɛm dɛn dɔn miks, miks ɛn miks to sɔntin lɛk wan dense bɔl.
  Neks to am, wan titi we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we gɛt wayd hip, in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we rawnd ɛn we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin, de nia am, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i de ɔnda in nos. Fɔ sɔm rizin, di wɔriman, pan ɔl we i fɔ bi Indian, i blant. I nɔ wɛr klos klos, na panti nɔmɔ i wɛr frɔm bikini sɛt, wan string we gɛt pal na in ful chɛst.
  We i tɔn rawnd, Ɛdwado si wan fayn fes we gɛt maynd chin ɛn big bɔdi bɔt we shep fayn. Di wɔriɔ in an dɛn gɛt mɔsul, in skin na chɔklɛt, we we dɛn jɔyn wit wayt ia wit smɔl tɔch we gɛt yɔlɔ, ɔ rayt, gold pɔlin, i kin luk damn atraktiv.
  Bɔt di blant wɔriɔ de wispa fɔ fred se:
  - Di wan dɛn we gɛt pale-fes de kam ya, oh bɔy-lida Fawndeshɔn!
  Sɔntin pok di yɔŋ wɔriɔ na di mɔskul sayd... Ɛdwado jɔk ɛn si wan elegant, barefut, gyal leg. Dɔn bak, i gɛt mɔsul ɛn i strɔng. Ɛn afta dat, di uman insɛf wit bɔn faya rɛd ia. Dis kayn fayn fayn tin bin tɔn aut ya. Wan ɔni blant ɛn wan rɛd-hɛd, ɔl tu sɛmi-nekɛd, mɔsul ɛn atletik. Nɔto wɔri pipul dɛn, bɔt gɔd dɛn we gɛt bɔw.
  Edward tek tɛm strok fɔs wan ɛn afta dat di ɔda gyal in leg. Dɛn bin de purr wit satisfay, lɛk we dɛn de pet pusi. Wel, na so i bi, nɔmal uman nɔ fɔ shem fɔ man kɔrej. If nɔto dat, ɔlkayn pipul dɛn we kin tɔch pɔsin in at dɔn bɔku ɛn we rɛdi fɔ kɛr dɛn go kɔt fɔ di smɔl smɔl we dɛn strok ɔ flirt. Bɔt na nɔmal tin fɔ lɛ man want fɔ strok ɛn kɔt kɔt fayn gyal pikin, ɔ ivin tu gyal pikin dɛn wan tɛm.
  Na tru se na pikin in bɔdi, bɔt i dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol, pan ia ɛn in mɛmori i rili big, so...
  Na tru se Ɛdwado we bin gɛt bɔku mɔsul bɔt we bin de ple spɔt, bin lɛk strɔng uman dɛn we ebul fɔ bɔn strɔng pikin dɛn.
  Bɔt afta dat, di faya biuti gi Ɛdwado wan sayn wit in lip - friz! Di ɛnimi go apia jisnɔ!
  Fɔ tru, wan detachment bin apia na di edj fɔ di fɔrɛst... Wow, di spɛshal fɔs kɔlɔnɛl nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt dis. Nɔ, dɛn wan ya nɔto bin trol atɔl, ɔ gnome - kwik nɔmal pipul, bɔt... Insay midival klos, wit bɔku bɔku mɔsket lɛk kanibal klɔb, ɛn wit lɔng sɔd. Dis wan ol ami bin mek pipul dɛn fil se na sɔntin we nɔ rial ɛn we rili rial. Ɛn i rili ol. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin mek i difrɛn bikɔs i bɔku, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin pasmak. Mɔ ɛn mɔ nayt dɛn bin de rayd ɔs ɛn wit ebi ebi klos dɛn. Bay di we, pale-fes, wan strɔng ɛgzajarayshɔn - dɛn fes tan, dak, ɛn dɛn biad blak.
  Di wɔri-dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia insɛf ansa di kwɛstyɔn we bin rɛdi fɔ fɔdɔm frɔm Ɛdwado in tɔŋ:
  - Dis na di Spanish detachment na Kɔt. Nɔ fred, na fɔ ɔndrɛd nɔmɔ de, ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm yet fɔ ful-ɔp wit lokal Indian dɛn.
  Di wɔri bɔbɔ wispa ɛn wispa bak:
  - Lovely... Aw many of wi de?
  Dis tɛm di ɔni blant ansa se:
  - Fayv go de wit yu! - Ɛn kech Edik in kɔnfyus luk, i ad. - Di nɔmba we kɔrɛkt pas ɔl, na pentagram!
  Di yɔŋ man we bin de fɛt wɔ bin shek shek smɔl. Di balans fɔ di fɔs dɛn, we i kam pan nɔmba, i klia se i nɔ de fɔ dɛn. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, dɛn nɔ gɛt blasta, dɛn nɔ gɛt fɔs fil, ɔ ivin antimatter grenade. Ɛn dis kin mek pɔsin fred. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wit wan haypa blasta yu kin kɔt wan ol skwad insay wan minit di ɛnaji we tɛn atɔmik bɔm dɛn we dɛn kin drɔp na Hiroshima kin gɛt;
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin si se i nid fɔ mɛmba Ɛdwado se:
  - Yu gɛt bɔw, oh lida... Yu go opin faya pan mi kɔmand!
  Di blant man bin notis se:
  - Di bɔbɔ de barefut, ɛn i gɛt ɔva mɔdest ɔutfit, dis nɔto ɔda fɔ big lida, ivin if i nɔ gɛt ami wit am naw. - Di gyal klik in bare fut. Ɛn sɔntin chenj, ɛn Ɛdwado bin fil se sɔntin nɔ de di sem igen.
  Di wɔri bɔbɔ bak naw drɔ atɛnshɔn to insɛf. Infakt, i nekɛd te to in wes, bɔt i wɛr bɔfa pant ɛn mɔkasin dɛn we gɛt jɔlɔs. Na di ed, dɛn put wan krawn we tri fɛda dɛn kɔmɔt. Nɔ, nɔto falkɔn, bɔt na sɔm kayn bɔd we nɔ de chenj na di wɔl.
  di bכdi insεf dכn bi bכku mכr prominεnt εn masiv insay mכsul dεm, pan כl we dεn bin de difrεnt εdwado כltεm bay we i de divεlכp fayn fayn mכsul dεm, bכt insay di las ia dεm i dכn tu dray so dat di rib dεm de sho frכm we i nכ gεt it εn i de muv כltεm. Bɔt insay dis kes, i bin tan lɛk pɔshɔnal fitnɛs champion - pafɛkt rilif ɛn nɔto wan smɔl smɔl fat, ɛn in skin bin ful-ɔp wit rɛd-brawn tan.
  Na in chɛst, dɛn bin gɛt wan tatu wit wan jaguar - di simbul fɔ Huron. Dɛn bin sheb di ɔda tatu dɛn sɔnsay, lɛk se na majik. Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin gɛt pafɛkt, smol ɛn polish skin, chɔklɛt we gɛt gold kɔlɔ, ɛn dɛn skin bin de shayn insay di twilayt na wan wam Mɛksiko ivintɛm.
  Dɛn fut dɛn bin stil nɔ gɛt natin, bɔt dis bin jɔs mek dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt mɔ.
  Dɛn drɔ dɛn bɔw dɛn. Tu ɔda gyal pikin dɛn, ɛn Ɛdwado bin shɔ sɔm kayn we se fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de de, bin tek tɛm mek lɛk se dɛn nɔ de si dɛn. Bɔt dɛn tu pipul dɛn de gɛt bɔw dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn bɔw dɛn lɛk di wan dɛn we prinses dɛn gɛt, ɛn di flawa dɛn na dɛn aro dɛn gɛt dayamɔn, topaz, rubi ɛn ɛmirald tik tik wan.
  Ɛn Eduard in yon bɔw sɛf nɔ smɔl pan lɔjishɔn, bɔt i gɛt mɔ safaya ɛn valyu ston dɛn we gɛt dak kɔlɔ. Ɛn di fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn gɛt brayt kɔlɔ.
  Wan grup we na Spanish pipul dɛn we bin dɔn win di wɔ bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de bifo dɛn ɔlsay. Fo ɔndrɛd Kastilian caballeros. I tan lɛk se di si nɔ de fa frɔm ya, pan ɔl we di smel dɛn we de sho se pɔsin nɔ de yɛri, di briz de blo jɔs frɔm di si. Bɔt di smel we de na gyal pikin dɛn bɔdi so de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin, i nɔ de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin atɔl, i tan lɛk we dɛn miks ɔni, flawa, smɔl natmɛk ɛn spays.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛnsɛf rili kul, ɛn wan tek ɛn kech wan insɛkt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn krɔs am fɔ mek i bi kek.
  Dɛn ɛnimi-fayta dɛn, da tɛm de, di pawaful Spanish Ɛmpaya, nɔ bin dɔn gɛda dɔst yet pan di kampen ɛn dɛn bin luk rili impɔtant.
  Na wan pawaful, brayt sholda, lɔng ɔsman we gɛt lɔng rɛd biad, de bifo ɔlman. Dis na sɔntɛm Kaɔnt Kɔt, we tumara bambay go gɛt di taytul fɔ Dyuk ɛn tek jɔs fayn fayn jɛntri fɔ insɛf.
  I bin tan lɛk se i gɛt rɛd ia ɛn i bin rili gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Di klos we dɛn kin wɛr nɔmɔ kin we wan ɔndrɛd wet, ɛn ɔnda am nɔto simpul ɔs, bɔt na pinto draft ɔs.
  Di bɔbɔ kɔlɔnɛl tek aim pan di Spanish grandee ɛn rɛdi fɔ shot.
  Bikɔs Ɛdik bin dɔn si bɔku tin, i bin sabi fɔ arch, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin dɔn praktis dis kayn wɛpɔn fɔ lɔng tɛm, di wan dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz bin de mɔdan ɛn dɛn bin dɔn go bifo, so dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni patikyula kɔnfidɛns se i go hit.
  Di fayaful rɛd ia fayn bin tek kɔmand. I shot fɔs, ɛn di aro flay along wan tangential trajectory. Di wan we gɛt gold ia bin de faya sɔnsay na di sayd, ɛn frɔm di ɔpɔzit tik dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt lɛk kɔmɛt dɛn, ɛn i bin de slap bim dɛn we gɛt ɛnaji we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Eduard, we nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ shot, bin mek di pupil dɛn na in yay rawnd to triangul. I nɔ bin dɔn ɛva si ɛnitin lɛk dis bifo. Di titi we gɛt faya we gɛt rɛd ia in aro bin bɔs ɛn skata to blak wev dɛn. Di Spanish nayt dɛn, we dɛn bin kech insay dis tayd, bin bɔn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn dɛn bin krɔs to dɔst wit dɛn ɔs dɛn. Ɔl wetin bin lɛf na skel dɛn we bin dɔn frɔz na di ays.
  Di gift we wan titi we gɛt ia we gɛt gold lif kɔlɔ bin gi, nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ du. Na in nɔmɔ dɛn bin tɔk difrɛn we smɔl. Wan wayt wef pas, ɛn wan ɔda ɔndrɛd wɔriɔ dɛn bigin fɔ blo wantɛm wantɛm. Pantap dat, insay di minin we rili rial. Dat na, bɔd dɛn we gɛt jus ɛn brayt brayt bɔd dɛn bin kɔba di wan dɛn we bin win di Kastilian Ɛmpaya frɔm ed to fut. Ɛn afta dat, shut dɛn we de rɔn kwik kwik wan bigin fɔ apia, ɛn wan wɔndaful fayn fayn rod bigin fɔ blo. Ɛn pɔtnɛshɛl bandit ɛn strangl dɛn tɔn, ɛni wan pan dɛn to bush we gɛt fayn fayn flawa dɛn wit di richest kɔlɔ dɛn...
  Ɔda gift dɛn bak bin wok fayn... Di tɔd aro bin skata wit skarlet laytin, ɛn di Spanish pipul dɛn bin de bɔn, lɛk tɔchlayt, pegan prushɔn, ɛn afta dat dɛn tɔn to wan ɔndrɛd bon faya... Ɛn di faya we bin de kɔmɔt pan ɛni bɔnfaya bin gɛt in yon kɔlɔ ɛn kɔlɔ , ɛn di spak dɛn skata, de tray fɔ hit ay blak skay.
  Wɛl, di nɔmba 4 prɛzɛnt bin tɔn to fayn mɔ. Di aro bin de sɛn rench ɛn bolt dɛn we de shayn lɛk rɔk kristal! Ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm pan di tel fɔ Kɔt in ditachmɛnt. Di ɔs dɛn tɔn to katapila, ɛn di wan dɛn we de rayd to di wan dɛn we de dig, ɛn wan ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn we gɛt strenj dizayn bin stɔp, we bin stɔp na wan big rod bitwin di il dɛn.
  Naw, 400 pipul dɛn we bin strɔng ɛn we gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt wɔ na di Spanish Ɛmpaya nɔ bin de igen.
  Ɛdik bin ala fɔ admaya se:
  - Teknɔlɔjik! Dis na mirekul!
  Na wan Kɔtez nɔmɔ bin lɛf, i bin tinap wansay lɛk blɔk we nɔ de muv pan in big ɔs, lɛk Jamani ɔrɔks, ɛn i bin tray fɔ mek i kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt kol at.
  Ɛdwado shot am, bɔt tu il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt bin flash pas, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt gold ia ɛn rɛd ia, tek di aro wit dɛn fut finga dɛn fayn fayn wan, afta dat dɛn ala wit wan sawnd:
  - Nɔ! Una fɔ no udat in blɔd na yu sɔd dɛn!
  Wɛl, as fɔ sɔd, na so fɔ sɔd. Ɛdwado bin gɛt di sɛns fɔ fɛt wit stik, sɔvɛl fɔ sapa, ɛn bayonet-naif. If nɔmɔ a bin ebul fɔ fɛn di sɔd insɛf...
  Di bɔbɔ luk di wɔri pipul dɛn wit kwɛstyɔn, lɛk se i de ɛkspɛkt se dɛn go gi am wan majik trɔs sɔd - wan swing, ɛn wan ɔndrɛd ed kɔmɔt na in sholda!
  Bɔt di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin pɔynt to di ɔdinari Spanish bled we di blast wef we teknɔlɔji bin de trowe, ɛn i bin de wispa wit wan bad bad vɔys:
  - Naw yu de pan ikwal tɛm!
  Dɔn di briz chenj di dairekshɔn, ɛn briŋ di kol we dɛn bin want pan wan ivintɛm we di ples kin kol. Wan fresh briz bin de kɔmɔt na di si, i bin de smɛl ayodin, shrimps, ɛn algae, we bin swit lɛk nat karamel.
  Edward muf sloslo to di wepan we dɛn kapchɔ, i fil lɛk rial rɛd skin. Ɛn Kɔt, wetin mek i ivin go na Mɛksiko? Yu want fɔ pwɛl di ol May kɔlchɔ? Fil yu poket wit gold, we di lokal Indian dɛn kin tek as oli mɛtal. Fɔ krɔs di ol kult dɛn ɛn mek di inkwizitɔ dɛn ɛn di Jesuit dɛn rul mɔ kruk...
  Na ya Ɛdwado bin kech insɛf wantɛm wantɛm we i de tink se di we aw i de fil tu rial fɔ fɛt insay ɔda tɛm. Na in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul, i kin fil wan briz we de kɛr wan fayn, si kol, ɛn wan pat pan wam wam rɛsin we de drɔp pan in strɔng sholda.
  Nɔ, dis nɔ de fil lɛk se na drim. Insay drim, yu kin ɔr nɔr no, ɔr yu awareness kin las fɔ rili shɔt tɛm. Ɛn na ɔda tin ya... Ivin mɔkasin de mek wan patikyula prɔblɛm, ɛn yusɛf nɔto bɔbɔ atɔl we luk lɛk twɛlv ia, bɔt na yɔŋ man we nɔ yɔŋ pas twɛnti ia pan bɔdi. Dis na aw in imajineshɔn bin de rɔn wayl we i luk di gyal in charms.
  Dat min se di bɔdi nɔto in yon, pan ɔl we, in jɔnal, Ɛdik bin rili fa frɔm machɔ te i nɔ tu te yet. Ɛn i nɔ bin jɔs bi wɔriɔ insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd, bɔt insay kol ɛn kɔsmik tɛm, wit glori fɔ wan ol ami. Bɔt naw, fɔ tru, na in, ɔ, di kɔntrari, nɔto in... Di bɔdi na fɔrina, pan ɔl we i gɛt wɛlbɔdi, ɛn i gɛt bɔku ɛnaji. Nɔto lɛk di las tu ia, we Ɛdwado bin fil wan patikyula kol insay insɛf to wɔ ɛn fɛt, ɛn di kɔntinyu fɔ strɛch fɔ liv, di dɛkɛshɔn pan ɛnjɔymɛnt, viskɔs les we i de tren ɛn nɔ want fɔ grap na mɔnin ɛn du ɛksɛsayz . Yes, ɛn di drim dɔn bi sɔm kayn we viskɔs, we yu nɔ fil di sem ɛnaji ɛn want fɔ jomp ɔp, bɔt yu want fɔ slip, ɛn yu tink - yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan difrɛn fɛt-fɛt, nɔto tɛm fɔ ritaia.
  Fɔ ple gem dɛn we yu at want, witout risk, witout pen ɛn wit jɔs gladi gladi. Ɛn fɔ tru, wetin bɔbɔ we go de sote go nid? Set dɔŋ na sɔm wɔl we gɛt tɛknɔlɔji ɛn we nɔ rili sef, ɛn liv fɔ yusɛf, ɛnjɔy ɛnjɔymɛnt ɛn gladi gladi we yu nɔ de du natin.
  Bɔt Ɛdwad gɛt sɔntin we nɔ shɔ bɔt in penshɔn. Fɔmal wan, i, as ɛlf sitizin we bin fɛt fɔ pas wan tɛm na Mɛchnya ɛn wok aut tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti saykl, i tan lɛk se i fɔ gɛt penshɔn de. Bɔt naw i de wok na di Solar Army na wan stet we dɛn nɔ no. So in ligal stetmɛnt...
  Ɛdwado bin de ambɔg am tumɔs, ɛn Kɔt bin gɛt tɛm fɔ kam bak to in maynd. Di Spanish grandie we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred bin pɔynt in ebi ebi maskɛt to di wan we bin tan lɛk se na Indian. No tin nɔ bin de yet we dɛn kɔl flint-percussion mechanism yet, ɛn Kɔtez bin tray fɔ layt gɔnpawda bay we i yuz wan mashin fɔ rɔb. Wɛl, nɔ, dis na wɛpɔn we rili fɔs, i klia se i nɔ bɛtɛ pas di bɔw ɛn aro we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm. Di wangren bɛnifit we dis kayn mɔsket gɛt na dat i go mɔs chuk ɛni klos wit in lid, we di sayz tan lɛk kɔk eg. Bɔt i rili at fɔ hit di agil ɛn nimbul Indian dis we.
  So, Ɛdwado nɔ bin fred, bɔt i bin muf wit kol at go nia di sɔd. Ɔl di sem tin, yu kin jɔs shot we yu layt di fiuz, ɛn dis go tek tɛm.
  Kɔt bin ala sɔntin insay Spanish. Ɛdwado nɔ bin sabi dis langwej. Bɔt i bin de tɔk Jaman ɛn Inglish, ɛn i bin de tɔk smɔl Frɛnch. Di bɔy wɔriɔ nɔ bin bi big ɛkspɛkt pan Kɔt, ɛn in jɔnal pan ɔl dɛn kɔlonial wɔ ya. No wetin de insay skul buk dɛn. Wɛl, ɛn wan ɔda tin frɔm di buk we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi: "Moctezuma"s Daughter." Bɔt fɔ tru, di infɔmeshɔn we bin de de bin smɔl smɔl ɛn dɛn bin miks wit lay lay stori dɛn.
  Insay di tiori, Kɔt fɔ no Frɛnch, bikɔs bɔku tɛm di Spanish pipul dɛn bin de fɛt wit di kɔntri we dɛn kɔl di lili.
  Ɛn Ɛdwado, insay Frɛnch, we i nɔ bin de tɔk fayn fayn wan, bin tɔk se:
  - Yu get eni kweshon fo mi, monsignor?
  Kɔt, bikɔs i kɔnfyus, i chuk di fiuz we dɔn layt insay di mɔsket, ɛn dis smɔl kanɔn bang... Wetin na wan ala ala, ivin frɔm wan shot. Sɔntɛm na dis sawnd, lɛk rɔm, mek di Indian dɛn fɔdɔm we di bulɛt dɛnsɛf flay pas!
  Insay dis kes, wan pis rawnd lid bin wispa fɔ pas wan ɔndrɛd mita, ɛn i nɔ bin denja atɔl fɔ Ɛdwado. Di bɔbɔ we bin de fɛt wɔ, we i nɔ bin mek in pawa go ɔp, i waka go nia di sɔd ɛn i bin izi fɔ pik di wɛpɔn, pan ɔl we i bin we lɛk wan duzin kilogram. Na tru se ivin nayt dɛn we dɔn tranga bikɔs dɛn tren dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛt wit dɛn kayn sɔd dɛn de fɔ lɔng tɛm. Na tru se saber na tin we pɔsin kin du mɔ.
  Kɔt bin dɔn tɔk insay Frɛnch se:
  - Udat na yu?
  Ɛdwado bin ansa di stayl we Mɛfistɔfil bin rayt se:
  - Mi na pat pan da pawa de we, ɔltɛm we a want bad, de mek gud!
  Pan ɔl we in Frɛnch nɔ rili gud, wan Spanish man, fɔ tru, go ɔndastand. I stil gud se na di militri lays fɔ wan pan di ɔltɛrnativ rialiti dɛm, dɛn bin tich dɛn di langwej dɛm fɔ di supɔz ɛnimi. Fɔs, Inglish ɛn Jaman, bɔt na Chaynish bak. Di las langwej na di wan we at pas ɔl fɔ lan, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ nɔbɔdi nɔ no am. Dɛn nɔ bin de tek Spen as siriɔs ɛnimi, pan ɔl we di pipul dɛn we de tɔk dis langwej ɔlsay na di wɔl pas Jamani. Bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn bin biliv se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd wɔ wit di Jamani dɛn.
  Kɔt bin smayl fɔ ansa am, ɛn insay Frɛnch, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin rili klia, i bin tɔk se:
  - Yu wan fɛt wit sɔd?
  Edward bin ansa smɔl wan se:
  - Lɛk nayt!
  Kɔt bin smayl mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dɛn bin de si am as wan pan di pipul dɛn we gɛt sɔd we strɔng pas ɔlman na Spen. Udat na Indian? Jɔs wan savayj we bin gɛt maynd fɔ chalenj di Kastilian Ɛmpaya. So i go lɔs in ɛmti ed wit wan sɛt fɔ fɛda.
  I bin tan lɛk se Ɛdwado bin gɛt difrɛn we fɔ tink ɛn i bin tɔk to di pɔsin we bin de agens am.
  Kaɔnt Kɔt bin jomp kɔmɔt na in ɔs kwik kwik wan, fɔ wan man we gɛt in bɔdi ɛn we wɛr big big klos.
  I bin lɔng pas in ɛnimi in ed ɛn sholda, ilɛksɛf na bikɔs ɔf majik ɛn i bin dɔn machɔ fɔ shɔt tɛm, ɛn i bin ebi tu tɛm pas am. Bɔt Ɛdwado bin difrɛn bak, mɔ pan in nyu bɔdi, bikɔs i bin de rɔn kwik kwik wan ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn lɛ di prawd kɔnt tray fɔ tek am we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni.
  Sɔd, fɔ tru, i ebi pas stik, i tan lɛk se yu de swing krawd. Bɔt di ɛnimi dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn ivin ebi. Ɛn ilɛk aw Kɔt strɔng, di we aw big bɔdi kin ebul fɔ muv go stil smɔl.
  Edward bin de kam nia, di ɛnimi bin tinap wansay, de tray fɔ balans ɛn wet.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn na Prawd Spen bin lɔs dɛn bɔdi afta ɛni wɔriɔ dɔn faya aro, bɔt i bin tan lɛk se Kɔt insɛf nɔ bin shem atɔl fɔ dis. Difrɛn frɔm dat, di Spanish man bin luk spɛshal wan we dɛn dɔn gɛda ɛn we pompous.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Ɛdwado bin aksɛlayt ɛn mek wan atak we i bin de atak. Di Kaɔnt parri am wit wan muvmɛnt we i nɔ bin notis bɔt in sɔd. Di Indian bɔbɔ grin - di ɛnimi tɔn aut fɔ bɛtɛ pas aw i bin tink.
  Kɔtez insɛf bin du fɔk muv, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin i bin want bak. Edward ansa am.
  Dɛn tu ɛnimi dɛn ya bigin fɔ fɛns, bɔt na wan spɛshal we. Edward, we layt ɛn agil, bin de rawnd nia di ɛnimi, ɛn di big big Kɔt bin tinap we nɔ de muv, na wan wan tɛm nɔmɔ i bin de tek af stɛp fɔ go bifo, ɛn i bin de tray fɔ rich to di ɛnimi.
  Dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya nɔ bin tɔk natin fɔ di fɔs tɛn minit ɛn dɛn bin tek tɛm du sɔntin. Ɛdwado bin nak di klos bɔku tɛm, bɔt di sɔd we dɛn bin kech nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di klos we dɛn mek wit sɛns. Ɛn we Kɔtez kech di yɔŋ wɔriɔ wit shap swing, blɔd bigin fɔ apia na di Indian wɔriɔ in nekɛd bɔdi.
  Afta dat, di Spanish man chenj taktik, we i si ɔda pɔsin in blɔd i mek i nɔ gɛt maynd igen, ɛn i waka shap shap fɔ go bifo. Edward bin stil pas di ɛnimi pan di we aw i bin ebul fɔ muv. Lɛk lɛpad, i tɔn bak ɛn bak, di bɔbɔ in spɛshal fɔs trenin bin de tek in toll.
  Yu kin knock out Cortez onli bay we yu nak am rait in fes, di armour bin kova in tu an en leg, bot dat de fos di enemi fo muv sloslo.
  Na ya Ɛdwado bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns bak ilɛksɛf di kɔnt strɔng ɛn ebul fɔ bia, i go stil taya. Ivin di wɔl champion dɛn bitwin pɔshɔnal bɔksa dɛn kin taya ɛn dɛn nɔ kin kip di pawa ɔltɛm insay twɛlv rawnd. Bɔt na spɔt shɔt nɔmɔ dɛn kin fɛt. So dis monsta go fizzle out.
  Fɔ tru, Kɔt bin bigin fɔ blo bad bad wan ɛn swet bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn di we aw i bin de muv bin de go dɔŋ.
  Ivin pan in tik tik chɛst wan blush we nɔ fayn bin de apia.
  Edward bin kam fɔ bi mɔ aktif bak ɛn i bin go na di ɔfɛnsif. Na di sem tɛm, di yɔŋ tɛmnɛta nɔ bin de yuz wetin dɛn tich am na spɛshal fɔs dɛn igen, bɔt na tɛknik dɛn we dɛn bin de ɛmpɛsh frɔm advantej buk dɛn. Speshali, i kin slap ɔnda di bays pan di sɔd handel fɔ mek i taya di ɛnimi ɛn mɔ, in an.
  Kɔtez bigin fɔ bak smɔl, dɔn Ɛdwado gɛt di pawa bak fɔ tɔk:
  - Wetin, monseigneur, i hot?
  Di Kaɔnt ansa wit wan shap atak we i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i chuk Ɛdwad in yay, bɔt dɛn bin bit am bak na in finga dɛn wit sɔd. Di yɔŋ wɔriɔ bin slap we i nɔ swing tumɔs, di bɔfa lɛda na in glɔv dɛn jɔs rɔtin, bɔt di kɔmando brok tu-tri Kɔt in phalanges. We i ol di sɔd na in raytan, i bin de mek i fil pen, ɛn di lida fɔ di Spanish pipul dɛn bin transfa di wɛpɔn to in lɛft an.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, fɔ kɔt kɔt wit di lɛft, i at pas fɔ kɔt wit di rayt, ilɛksɛf yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi tren.
  Edward bin gɛt sɔm kɔnfidɛns. I atak di ɛnimi na in ed ɛn, di sem tɛm, i nak in shin ɔnda in ni.
  Di amɔ plet bin ay smɔl, bɔt stil, di bɔfa in skin bin mek di blo sof. Bɔt Kɔt bin stɛp, ɛn in sɔd bin deflɛkt smɔl, ɛn Ɛdwado, we bin de yuz wan fan tɛknik, we dɛn bin de blo wan kɔmbayn, bin skrach di Spanish kɔnt na in chɛst bad bad wan.
  Di blo bin land jɔs dɔŋ di aybrɔw, bɔt blɔd bin stil de flɔ, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ di ɛnimi fɔ tɔk, ɛn di pen insɛf bin de pul in maynd pan di fɛt.
  Fɔ tru, Kɔt bin vɛks bad naw, bɔt in wamat bin taya ɛn sɔm kayn we i nɔ bin gɛt pawa. Bɔku tɛm di kɔnt nɔ bin mis, ɛn leta Ɛdwado, we bin de dayv fayn fayn wan lɛk fish, bin nak di ɛnimi in fes wit in bled.
  Di rayt aybrɔw bɔs, lɛk bɔl we ful-ɔp wit blɔd, ɛn Kɔtez bin rili flɔt. Edward, we si in kɔndishɔn, i slash na in an. Di bɔfa in skin bin krak smɔl, bɔt di ɛnimi bin stil ol di sɔd na in lɛft an.
  Fo wɔri gyal dɛn bin stamp dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt ɛn ala na dɛn lɔng dɛn ed:
  - Wel du, wi boi! Yu kam aut rili fast!
  Dɔn di yɔŋ sojaman ripit di blo na in finga dɛn. Insay prinsipul, i bin fɔ dɔn atak di ed, bɔt i bin want fɔ tek Kɔtis prizina layf layf wan.
  Di ebi ebi sɔd we di lida fɔ di Spanish pipul dɛn bin gɛt bin flop insay di dɔti, ɛn di thug bin tɔn bak bak, ɛn ansa taya insay Frɛnch:
  - Wel, i luk laik se a los to yu, savage!
  Edward bin mek sɛns fɔ se:
  - Savages nɔ de tɔk Frɛnch. Ɛn ɛni we, yu kam na ɔda pɔsin in land fɔ mek yu bi slev ɛn kil!
  Di Spanish lida bin ala se:
  - Wi briŋ yu fet we de sev yu frɔm sɔfa we go de sote go, we de na ɛl!
  Edward ansa wit wan grin se:
  - Yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi sɔfa fɔ ɔlman, ivin if nɔto sote go!
  Dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya bin tinap nia dɛnsɛf. Dɛn ɔl tu bin kɔba wit blɔd, pan ɔl we Kɔt, fɔ tru, bin gɛt mɔ dɔti ɛn wund mɔ. Wan Spanish grandee we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn agens wan Indian wit sɔd we nɔ tu shap, bɔt we kin kil bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Na wan yay nɔmɔ Kɔt bin si, bɔt pan ɔl we i bin kɔt in chɛst, i bin tɔk klia wan. Edward nɔ bin no wetin fɔ du wit di Spanish kɔnt. I go nid fɔ kɛr am go prizina, bɔt insay dis kes, i nɔ klia usay fɔ kɛr am go.
  Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, dɛn fɔ dɔn gi am to di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ na di Maya Ɛmpaya. Bay di we, wetin dɛn de kɔl dɛn kapital? I bin slip mi maynd! Ɛn usay di Mɛksiko Indian sojaman dɛn de naw? Di say we dɛn kɔl dɛn ɛmpaya dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go dɔŋ, dɛn nɔ de si di ami we de gayd di si ɔ di ami we de wok ɔltɛm. So 400 pipul dɛn na Spen we bin gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔsket dɛn bin tɔn to big big pawa fɔ dɛn.
  Ɛdwado bin rid wan buk bɔt Kɔt in wɔ lɔng tɛm bifo, so i nɔ bin ebul fɔ mɛmba gud gud wan udat di Indian dɛn bin gɛt as kiŋ da tɛm de ɛn wetin, at ɔl lɛk, dɛn ami bin saiz. Bɔt insay di tiori, pawa we big pas Spen insɛf (we nɔ gɛt fɔrina prɔpati!) nɔ fɔ smɔl pan pipul dɛn bak.
  Kɔt bin brok di saylɛns ɛn i nɔ tɔk tu klia wan se:
  - Wans yu win, kil am!
  Edward grin fɔ ansa am ɛn aks am wit insinuatingly:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm yu go ɔfrɛd big ransom fɔ yusɛf!
  Di Spanish kɔnt bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - A nɔ gɛt natin pas dɛt we lɛf frɔm mi fɔchɔ, a spɛn ɔltin pan di ɛkspɛdishin ɛn mi haya detachmɛnt!
  Edward ansa fɔ Kɔtez insɛf se:
  - Ɛn di kiŋ jɔs kil di pɔsin we lɔs... - Ɛn afta dat, wan intrestin tink kam na di yɔŋ wɔriɔ. - Wetin yu go du if yu enta di savis fɔ di lokal kiŋ? I tan lɛk se yu nɔ gɛt ɔda tin fɔ du!
  Kɔt bin tink bɔt dat. Dɛn dɔn spɛn bɔku mɔni, di dɛt dɛn bɔku, ɛn di intɛrest pan dɛn de go ɔp. Insay Spen, dɛn go put am na prizin fɔ pɔsin we gɛt dɛt ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn go mek i sɔfa. Na tru se dɛn go aks fɔ di skwad we dɔn lɔs, bɔt dɛn nɔ go gɛt sɔri-at. Go na di savis fɔ di lokal kiŋ? Na smɔl Spanish pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de wok as sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ, ɛn insay in grup we dɔn pwɛl naw, nɔto ɔl dɛn na pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Kastilia ɛmpaya.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, no lɔ nɔ de we de stɔp pɔsin fɔ biev. Sɔntɛm na wan lokal kiŋ, we i go mɔs bi se i kɔmɔt na pegan famili. Bɔt Kɔtez insɛf nɔ bin rili ɔndastand di Kristian fet, ɛn Gɔd, we bin de hang lɛk pɔsin we nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt na di krɔs, bin aks bɔku kwɛstyɔn dɛn. Fɔ tru, yu tink se di Ɔlmayti go alaw dɛn fɔ nel am pan di krɔs? Ɛn wetin mek Gɔd we bin bɔn Sɔdɔm ɛn Gɔmɔra ɛn drawn klos to ɔl mɔtalman insay wata we bin de rɔn, wek dɛn kayn strenj tin dɛn de wantɛm wantɛm?
  Ɛni we aw i bi, Kɔt na bin pɔsin we nɔ biliv Gɔd pas Katolik. Pantap dat, di tɛm we di fɛt bin de i nɔ bin wund tumɔs - in finga dɛn we brok go wɛl kwik ɛn in aybrɔw bak. Laki se di an bin stil de, pan ɔl we i bin brus.
  Di Kaɔnt grin ɛn aks wit pɔlitiks se:
  - If a go insay yu savis, us salari yu go gi mi?
  Edward ansa am we nɔ klia se:
  - Ɛn dis wan na mi kiŋ go disayd!
  Di wɔriɔ we gɛt rɛd ia bin tan lɛk fɔngus we de jomp kɔmɔt ɔnda wan humɔk ɛn ala se:
  - Dis nɔto di akt we bɔy pikin de du, bɔt na di akt we man de du! Kam, fala mi!
  Ɛn di fayn uman bin de wev in leg we nɔ gɛt natin. Di Spanish lida bin lɔs wit am. Jɔs lɛk na di fim dɛn - wantɛm wantɛm ɛn rɛsayn!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan titi we gɛt gold ia kam. I luk Ɛdwado wit languid ɛn aks kwayɛt wan se:
  - Dɛn bin ɔf yu fɔ du akt fɔ tret?
  Di yɔŋ man we bin de fɛt wɔ bin nɔd fɔ obe ɛn i bin sɔprayz se:
  - Yes... Bɔt aw yu no dis!
  Di wɔman bin tɔk wit simpul vɔys se:
  - Wetin yu de si naw nɔto drim! Dis na paralel rialiti, ova we di gɔd dɛn we wi de sav gɛt bɔku pawa...
  Di titi we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we gɛt gold ia nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn wan ɔda wan we gɛt shɔk we gɛt grɔn ia ɛn rubi yay we de shayn bin apia. I bin tɔk smɔl smɔl se:
  - Pipul dɛn difrɛn. Di gɔd dɛnsɛf... Ɛn ɔltɛm, i klia se dɛn nɔ de intafya... pas nɔmɔ if i nid fɔ intafya. Ɛn afta dat, insay dis kes, dɛn lɛk pipul dɛn!
  Wan ɔda titi we in ia wayt pas pal bin apia, ɛn i ansa wit briz se:
  - Ɛn yu bin laki fɔ gɛt da kayn ɔroskɔp de we di kaɔnsil fɔ di Gɔd dɛn pik yu fɔ di mishɔn we impɔtant pas ɔl!
  Ɛdwado butu to di gyal pikin dɛn frɔm dɛn wes ɛn ansa wit shem se:
  - Wel, a nɔ rili no... I fit?
  Di renja gyal we gɛt rɛd ia, we gɛt in ia we de shayn brayt pas di Olimpik tɔch, bin apia bak ɛn ansa am tranga wan se:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! Ɛn di prɔbabiliti fɔ mek yu bia wit di wok nɔ pas wan chans insay wan trilyɔn!
  Edward chok ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt afta dat?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia ansa am tranga wan se:
  - Ɛn yu nɔ gɛt ɛni ɔda tin fɔ du! Yu nɔ pik mi, bɔt a pik yu!
  Di titi we gɛt golden ia bin ɛksplen wit wan tɔyn we rili saf se:
  - Wi go transfa yu to wan pan di innumerable parallel universes, we yu go gɛt fɔ du sɔntin we i nɔ go izi fɔ du wit yu no ɛn skil dɛm!
  Wan titi we gɛt ɛmirald ia bin tɔk se:
  - Wel, wetin mek i nɔ pɔsibul! Insay difrɛn sayɛns fikshɔn wok dɛn, pipul dɛn we kin kam mit, we de yuz di no bɔt di tumara bambay, kin du difrɛn tin dɛn, sɔntɛnde i kin tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ biliv atɔl. Pantap dat, dɛn pipul ya na pipul dɛn we wɔs pas yɔŋ wɔriɔ, bɔbɔ we go de sote go, spɛshal fɔs sojaman, ɛn ivin pɔsin we gɛt PhD pan Tɛknikal Sayns, we yu bin de fɛt wit sɛns, we sho se yu bren nɔ tan lɛk pikin atɔl!
  Di wɔman we gɛt ia wayt lɛk sno bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, dis shot nɔto jɔs dɛn kin pik am akɔdin to di ɔroskɔp, bɔt i rili valyu insɛf! Dis kin mek yu gɛt mɔ chans!
  Di renja gyal we gɛt gold ia bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Taym shɔt! Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ lɛf am bifo di fɔs de insay Jun, we min se wi chans fɔ ivin wɔn Stalin de fɔdɔm to ziro!
  Ɛdwado bin blink in blak aylash dɛn wit trɛnk ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - A nɔ rili ɔndastand sɔntin, wetin de apin?
  Di 4 majik gyal dɛn luk dɛnsɛf, dɔn di wan we rɛd pas ɔl bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi sho am. Wɔd dɛn na jɔs di chime fɔ ays we de na di Sahara Dɛzat!
  Na ya, na di ples we intrestin pas ɔl, wan gong bin blo, we bin de anɔys se:
  Na tɛm fɔ ambɔg dis kayn ɛnjɔymɛnt brodkas.
  
  GULLIVER BI KUKBƆY
  ANOTESHƆN
  Dis tɛm, di lay lay travulman we nem Gulliver bin si insɛf as yɔŋ slev, i tɔn to bɔbɔ we de stɔp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan shap ston dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i bi kabin bɔy na wan pairati ship.
  . CHAPTER No. 1.
  Di chenj bin rili lɔng. Di rod gɛt ston dɛn ɛn di ston dɛn wam na ples we kol. Ɛn di san bin jɔs bigin fɔ go dɔŋ.
  Di bɔbɔ Gulliver waka wit di mistres gyal. I bin de spank wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin wit kɔnfidɛns pas in kɔmpin we bin dɔn yɔŋ ɛn luk lɛk twɛlv ia so.
  Di bɔbɔ we nem Gɔliva bin de mɔna se:
  - A taya ɛn a tɔsti!
  Di titi ansa wit laf se:
  - Yu na slev! Bɔt slev dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ aks dɛn masta fɔ ɛnitin!
  Di bɔbɔ bin swɛt. I nɔ tu te yet we i bin dɔn big ɛn na kapten, bɔt naw i dɔn tɔn to jɔs wan pusi we nɔ gɛt fut ɛn we dɛn de push as i want!
  Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bin stɔp. Di kɔnvoy disayd fɔ rɛst ɛn it snek. Di bɔbɔ dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ, we bin dɔn big jɔs sɔm awa bifo dis tɛm, bin stɔp.
  Ɛn dɛn bin alaw dɛn fɔ drink smɔl wata ɛn it flat bred wit chiz ɛn galik.
  Di lokal it dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn fayn to Gɔliva. Apat frɔm dat, i bin gladi fɔ no se naw i gɛt yɔŋ tit dɛn, we gɛt wɛlbɔdi, ɛn we nɔ pwɛl atɔl. Afta dat, i bin gladi.
  Na di bare soles nɔmɔ na mi fut dɛn bin rili kɔmɔt ɛn skrach bay di ston dɛn.
  Dɔn dɛn nak di rod bak.
  Di de dɛn bin kayn lɔng ya, ɔ i bin jɔs tan lɛk se na so?
  Di titi aks Gɔliva se:
  - Yu biliv yu Gɔd, bɔt yu kin, fɔ ɛgzampul, go na di stik fɔ yu fet!
  Di yɔŋ man we bin de travul bin ansa se:
  - A de agens ekstrem ɛn fanatisism!
  Di titi bin gri se:
  - Dis na di rayt tin! Bɔt pan una, sɔm pipul dɛn bin de we go day!
  Gulliver ansa wit smayl se:
  - Dɛn bin difrɛn! Sɔm bin go day we bin de mek dɛn fil pen, ɛn sɔm bin kɔmɔt biɛn pipul dɛn! Ɛn nɔto jɔs we pɔsin de yuz gɔn, bɔt fɔ mek i want fɔ du sɔntin fɔ insɛf!
  Di titi bin smayl. In fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de splash pan di kɔs kɔs grɔn, ɛn i bin klia se i ivin lɛk am.
  I bin siŋ se:
  Di lɔv we Krays gɛt fayn ɛn klin, .
  I na klin, brayt biuti...
  Na di sem tɛm, bɔku bad tin dɛn de na wi wɔl, .
  Sɔntɛm Setan stil gɛt trɛnk!
  Bɔy Gɔliva bin sɔprayz:
  - Usay dis Sam kɔmɔt?
  Di titi ansa wit smayl se:
  - Na mi kompoz am mi sef! Wetin nɔ bad?
  Gulliver ansa wit smayl se:
  - Ɔnɛs wan, nɔto bad! Bɔt yu biliv se Krays de?
  Di yɔŋ Viscountess bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Insay us sɛns?
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin de mɔna se:
  - Wel, wetin na im God!?
  Di titi shrug ɛn ansa se:
  - Dat na in na Ɔlmayti Gɔd ɛn na in mek di wan ol wɔl, nɔ. Bɔt di tru tin we se sɔntɛm i bin gɛt sɔm kayn majik abiliti dɛn, na sɔntin we rili pɔsibul!
  Gulliver bin mek i klia se:
  - Wetin mek yu nɔ biliv pan In Divayn nature?!
  Di titi ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Bikɔs yu stupid wan gri to di Ɔlmayti fɔ go na di krɔs! I rili stupid fɔ nɔ ebul fɔ protɛkt yusɛf if yu gɛt di trɛnk!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten ansa se:
  - I du dis fɔ tek ɔl wi sin dɛn pan insɛf!
  Di yɔŋ Viskaunt bin de gigl ɛn ansa se:
  - I at fɔ biliv se di Ɔlmayti Gɔd nɔ bin gɛt ɔda we fɔ sev mɔtalman pas fɔ go na di krɔs insɛf. Bɔt wetin bɔt di sɛns we nɔ gɛt ɛnd we di pɔsin we mek ɔltin gɛt?!
  Gulliver shrug in sholda ɛn ansa se:
  - Wɛl... Sikrit dɛn de we ivin enjɛl dɛn want fɔ go insay! Ɛn in jɔnal, i kin rili nɔ pɔsibul fɔ du ɔda we!
  Di titi nɔd se:
  "A go ɔda yu fɔ nak yu bare il wit stik, dɔn i go pɔsibul!"
  Wan sayn bin de we bin de mek pɔsin fil pen. Gulliver nɔ bin no wetin fɔ ad. Infakt, pipul dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs dɔn de agyu fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Ɛn i rili na paradoks: pipul dɛn we de ad ɔda, rili siriɔs kraym to dɛnsɛf gɛt chans fɔ sev. Wi kin agyu ya fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn if di Pikin kam wit fridɔm wit in sakrifays. Na to udat nɔmɔ? I strenj fɔ di Papa, yu tink se di Papa go tek dis kayn ransom lɛk di Pikin in day. Bɔt i tan lɛk bak se i de tɔk bad bɔt Setan.
  Ɛn i kin so bad ɛn so bad.
  Gulliver bin siŋ wit wan sigh:
  Aw bɔku pipul dɛn, so bɔku opinion, .
  Di sikrit bɔt di oli ɛvin, .
  A wan figure am out fo evribodi...
  Fɔ fɛn trut, daknɛs de pan branch dɛn, .
  Di dɛbul de vɛks bad bad wan, .
  I want fɔ fos wan plan, .
  Dis na drim fɔ gɛt di layt fɔ lɔv fɔ jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn, .
  Na di Ɔlmayti Masta nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ gi di ansa!
  Di yɔŋ viskɔnt nɔd se:
  - A si yu fayn, it!
  Gulliver bin notis se:
  - Yes, i ivin fayn fɔ waka af nekɛd, ɔnda di hot san, wit so fayn gyal lɛk yu!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ kray as i step pan wan shap ston. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i nɔ gladi.
  Di Viskaunt bin tɔk se:
  - Na tru se, fet fɔ bi bay rizin fɔ agyumɛnt! Fɔ ɛgzampul, Jizɔs se in na Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman. Bɔt, i de tich se: if dɛn nak yu na yu rayt chɛst, tɔn yu lɛft! Bɔt insay di Ol Tɛstamɛnt, difrɛn frɔm dat, i gi kɔmand fɔ kil uman ɛn pikin dɛn, ɛn ivin animal dɛn we dɛn kin mɛn na os!
  Gulliver bin ansa se:
  -I tan lɛk se yu sabi di Baybul gud gud wan!
  Di Viskaunt nɔd se:
  - Yes, a rid am. Ɛn bɔku kruk ɛn tin dɛn we nɔ mek sɛns de! Lɛk di kɔmand fɔ mared raregal, ɔ di ɔda fɔ kil pipul dɛn we nɔ du natin. Ɛn Ilaysha put di bea dɛn pan di pikin dɛn we bin jɔs de provok am fɔ in bold!
  Boy Gulliver bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn pipul dɛn kin du dis sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin du kruk!
  Di titi bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes dem du am! Bɔt i nɔ de du dɛn ɛni kredit!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin notis se:
  - Na ɔnfɔni, sɔntɛnde i kin apin se yu fɔ yuz kruk. Wɛl, if no ɔda we nɔ de fɔ lan buk! Ɛn ɛni we, wetin de mɔna yu?
  Di Viskaunt bin notis se:
  - Na wan say, di bad bad kruk we di Ol Tɛstamɛnt bin de du, ɛn di sem tɛm di saful saful we Jizɔs Krays bin de du, we bin de pre ivin we dɛn bin nel am pan di krɔs, fɔ di wan dɛn we bin kil am!
  Gulliver spre in an ɛn ansa se:
  - A nɔ no! I stil at fɔ tɔk wetin mek ɛn wetin... Wi nid fɔ gɛda wi tinkin. Bɔt ɛni we aw i bi. Di kwɛstyɔn we de ya na, bɔt layf nɔ de dɔn wit di Wɔl. Ɛn sɔntɛm, we Ilaysha kil di pikin wit di ɛp we di uman bea bin ɛp am, i sev am frɔm sɔfa we go de sote go na Gɛna we gɛt faya, ɛn i bin transfa am go na ɛvin wantɛm wantɛm?
  Di Viskaunt bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - So ɛni kilman kin se - A nɔ mek i sin! Ɛn dɛn transpɔt am go na ɛvin!
  Di bɔbɔ Gɔliva bin want fɔ agens am, bɔt sɔm kayn we di tin dɛn we i bin de tink bɔt nɔ bin kam na in maynd. Ɛn wetin de fɔ tɔk bɔt? Na ya yu nid fɔ bi Tiolojian we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns. Ɛn nɔto ɔl di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs ɛn di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt Gɔd biznɛs kin ebul fɔ gi satisfay ansa to ɔl di kwɛstyɔn dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wetin mek bad tin de wit Gɔd we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman ɛn we lɛk Gɔd? Yu tink se Gɔd want mek bad tin de ɔ i nɔ go ebul fɔ dɔn am?
  Ɛn na ya i rili at fɔ ansa patikyula wan. Either e ton out dis way or oda way. Bɔt wan paradoks de we se ɛni ansa nɔ go fayn fɔ ɔlman.
  Di bɔbɔ kapten se wit sɔri smayl se:
  - Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu de liv fɔ wan tawzin ia we yu nɔ de ol. So gladi fɔ am. Na bikɔs Gɔd dɔn gi yu gudnɛs ɛn yɔŋ we go de sote go. Bɔt i nɔ bin gi am to ɔdinari pipul dɛn. Ɛn na dat i de du!
  Di Viskaunt nɔd se:
  - Amɛn! Dis na kul tin!
  Gulliver bin siŋ se:
  Gɔd pas ɔlman wit sɔri-at we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt, .
  Yu mek di Wɔl, di ayt fɔ di ɛvin...
  Fɔ pipul dɛn sek, Yu wangren Pikin, .
  I go ɔp di krɔs, dɔn i grap bak!
  Di titi nɔd ɛn chip:
  Na di rol kɔl na ɛvin, .
  Ɔl mi padi dɛn go gɛda, .
  Na di rol kɔl na ɛvin, .
  Na de bikɔs PAPA GƆD in spɛshal gudnɛs, .
  A go!
  Gulliver wink pan am ɛn siŋ bak:
  Mi God, na Yu, na Yu,
  A mit Yu evriwea...
  We a de pik flawa dɛn we a de pas, .
  Ɛn a de wɔship Yu wit lɔv!
  
  Jiova na di krawn we de sho se i fayn, .
  In di layt fɔ de ɛn di midnayt glow...
  Dis na mi tinkin ɛn drim - .
  Dis na di brayt tin we yɔŋ pipul dɛn want!
  Di titi nɔd wit wan brayt smayl:
  - Yes, yu sing gud, however, a wan mek yu sing mo!
  Gulliver bin siŋ wit smayl:
  Aw ɔltin we na Yu yon fayn, .
  A de yɛri Yu vɔys ɔlsay...
  Insay Gɔd in at, di raytan de siŋ, .
  Ɛn i de wispa insay di sol lɛk wan big big animal we de rayp!
  
  Dis na mawnten dɛn we dɛn kɔba wit mɔs, .
  Dis na wev wit raging fom...
  Dis na bich we gɛt ɔt san, .
  Dis na di san we gɛt wan yunivas we nɔ gɛt bɔda!
  Na ya di titi vɛks ɛn stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ambɔg Gɔliva, ɛn aks se:
  - Ɛn ɔg ol uman dɛn, we di Masta Gɔd mek, dɛnsɛf fayn?
  Gulliver shrug ɛn tɔk se:
  - If pipul dɛn de na ɔda wɔl ɛn planɛt, ɛn dɛn difrɛn frɔm wi, den dɛnsɛf, kin tink se wi na frik. Pantap dat, ivin we i kam pan di gyal pikin dɛn we fayn pas ɔl!
  Di Viskaunt bin gri se:
  - Frɔm di pɔynt fɔ si dayalɛktik, dis de saund lɔjik!
  Gulliver bin siŋ wit smayl:
  PAPA GƆD we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman dɔn mek wi no mɔ, .
  Aw fɔ fɛn pis insay Krays...
  A bin fil se mi na pɔsin we nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt, .
  Dat na di Masta na mi seviɔ!
  Di titi nɔd ɛn siŋ, i de sho in tit:
  Na di tron we de na ɛvin, .
  Di Kiŋ we Ay pas ɔlman bin sidɔm...
  Na mi big big wil, .
  Krays bin de rul wi!
  
  Dɛn bin nel Gɔd pan di krɔs, .
  Jizɔs bin pre to di Papa...
  So dat wi nɔ go jɔj wi bad bad wan, .
  Sin dɔn fɔgiv wi te to di ɛnd!
  
  Sɔri-at nɔ gɛt limit
  I sɛn in pikin fɔ day...
  Fɔ sav am pasɔnal, .
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ day!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin de wink pan dɛn kɔmpin.
  Gulliver bin notis se:
  - Yes, dis na lovli. Lɛ wi jɔs se di poem dɛn fayn! Bɔt yu no se Jizɔs Krays na yu Masta ɛn Seviɔ?
  Di titi bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  Jizɔs pafɛkt
  Jizɔs na pafɛkt pɔsin...
  Frɔm we pɔsin smayl to we i de mek sayn, .
  Abov ɔl di prez...
  Oh, wetin na blis
  Oh, wetin na blis
  No se Gɔd pafɛkt!
  No se Gɔd na di bɛst pɔsin!
  Gulliver bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yu bin siŋ fayn ɛn ɛksprɛsiv wan! A de si bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we yu ebul fɔ du.
  Di titi bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  Insay di big big ples we di fayn fayn Mama Land, .
  Tempered in fɛt ɛn wok...
  Wi bin mek wan siŋ we gɛt gladi-at, .
  Bɔt di Ɔlmayti Gɔd ɛn di lida...
  
  Gɔd Layt na di glori fɔ fɛt, .
  Gɔd di Layt fɔ wi yɔŋ pipul dɛn flay...
  Fɔ fɛt ɛn win wit siŋ, .
  Wi pipul dɛn de fala di Masta!
  Gulliver ansa wit smayl se:
  - Yu de siŋ fayn fayn wan! Simply big wan!
  Di titi bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  Di siŋ de ɛp wi fɔ bil ɛn liv, .
  Wi boldly go on a hike wit wan sing...
  Ɛn di wan we de waka na layf de siŋ, .
  I nɔ go ɛva lɔs ɛnisay!
  Di pikin dɛn bin de waka na wan rod we gɛt ston dɛn. I bin at di bɔbɔ in fut we bin brus, bɔt i bin bia ɛn waka. Ɛn di tɔk we a bin de tɔk bin de pul mi maynd pan fɔ mek a nɔ sɔfa.
  Apat frɔm dat, di tru tin we se ɔl yu tit na yu yon ɛn yɔŋ dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek yu spirit go ɔp. Ɛn di yɔŋ bɔdi kin tinap tranga wan ɛn i kin gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Ɛn ɔltin we de rawnd na so brayt, layt, fresh we fɔ si di wɔl.
  Di Viskaunt bin aks se:
  - Wetin mek, fɔ ɛgzampul, if Krays na Gɔd ɛn i gɛt ɔl di pawa na di Wɔl ɛn na ɛvin, di rula ɛn win we dɔn win ɔl di tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn pas ɔlman na Jɛngi Khan? Udat na barbarian, ɛn pegan, ɛn rili kruk, ɛn we de mared pas wan uman!?
  Gulliver ansa wit wan kɔnfyus pikin smayl:
  - Wɛl, dis na kwɛstyɔn we at fɔ tɔk... Fɔ tɔk tru, di Baybul se Setan na di Gɔd fɔ dis tɛm, ɛn sɔntɛm Jɛngi Khan gɛt fɔ pe in sakrifays to di Dɛbul!
  Di titi nɔ bin gri se:
  - Oh nɔ! Natin nɔ rayt na di Baybul - Setan na di gɔd fɔ dis tɛm! Mi mɛmori yɔŋ sote go, ɛn i bɛtɛ pas una pipul dɛn we de gro ɛn bi ɔg!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin notis se:
  - Dɛn rayt am - di gɔd fɔ dis tɛm dɔn blaynd dɛn maynd!
  Di Viskaunt laf ɛn ansa se:
  - I nɔ se na Setan! Sɔntɛm dis min se mɔtalman de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ. Ɔ sɔntɛm, fɔ ɛgzampul, fɔ prawd pasmak, ɔ ɔda tin dɛn we nɔ fayn pan pɔsin in abit.
  Gulliver bin notis se:
  - Dis na pat pan tru! Sɔntɛm dɛn bin min ɔl tu!
  Di titi bin siŋ, i bin de sho in tit:
  - Wetin di Masta bin gɛt na in maynd?
  Gulliver ansa wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - Wetin yu de tɔk bɔt?
  Di Viskaunt grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Yes, bɔt difrɛn tin dɛn! A ivin gɛt wan siŋ bɔt dis tɔpik!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten shrug ɛn gi advays se:
  - Kam, fɔs a go siŋ!
  Di titi nɔd wit smayl:
  - If yu want, den sing,
  Jɔs nɔ siŋ te yu day!
  Gulliver bigin fɔ siŋ wit in klia, pikin vɔys;
  Pɔsin we nɔ biliv nɔ gladi, .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ liv insay sinful lɔst...
  Na bikɔs Gɔd in wamat rili bad
  Na bikɔs Gɔd na strikt jɔj!
  
  Di bɔdi we de na ɛlfaya de swɛ bikɔs di ples wam, .
  Ɛn na tɛm fɔ mek wi ɔl ɔndastand lɔng tɛm dɔn pas...
  Di wan we nɔ no se i gɛt fet pan di Masta, .
  I go fɔdɔm ɔnda di yok we de na ɛlfaya!
  
  Sinful man go gɛt in yon
  I go tan lɛk spayda we de bɔn na faya...
  Dimɔn dɛn go mek yu sɔfa na di ɔndawɔl, .
  Di wan dɛn we bin de wɔship Setan!
  
  Fɔ fred ɛn ripɛnt, ɛnimi fɔ di Masta - .
  Yu go trowe yu stret na ɛlfaya...
  Udat nɔ de ɔnɔ di Sabat de - .
  Faya go kɔba am sote go!
  
  Yu bin ɔnɔ di aydɔl ɛn sɔfa fɔ am, .
  I rili pen fɔ writhe na ɛl...
  Go bi wikɛd, sayɛns - .
  I bin lɛk di aydɔl pas Krays!
  
  Nɔ biliv Gɔd in ɔda
  A nɔ bin want fɔ ɔna di fɔs de...
  Nɔ op se yu nɔ go bɔn wantɛm wantɛm - .
  Fɔ de sote go insay di sɔfa we di pɔsin we sin de sɔfa na di lɔt!
  
  A biliv se di tɛm fɔ blem go kam, .
  Jizɔs di Gret Gɔd go kam - .
  Ɛn di ɛnd fɔ di wɔl go kam, .
  I go mek pipul dɛn sev!
  
  Di Oli Gɔd go gi layf bak to di wan dɛn we dɔn day, .
  Di wan dɛn we gɛt fet nɔ go rɔtin...
  A biliv se a go de wit di Ɔlmayti bak, .
  To heven - mek di kapchɔ we di bɔdi de kapchɔ fɔdɔm!
  Di titi we bin de smayl we bin de shayn lɛk pal bin kɔnfɔm se:
  - Na rili gud siŋ! Bɔt yu nɔ go satisfay wit siŋ dɛn nɔmɔ! Wi nid ɔda tin we kol ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn!
  Gulliver bin tɔk se:
  - Di stupiditi tu na yunik!
  Di Viskaunt bin de chirp se:
  - Aw ɔltin go fayn if wi bi pikin at least smɔl!
  Ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi siŋ ɔda tin!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten shrug se:
  - Yu want dis?
  Di titi nɔd se:
  - Na so i bi, a want mek yu siŋ!
  Ɛn Gɔliva tek am ɛn siŋ;
  Mirekul dɛn de na di nyu wɔl, .
  I tan lɛk fayn fayn stori we gɛt kɔlɔ...
  Na da kayn fayn fayn tin de de ya
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn fɔlt wit pɔynta!
    
  Wɛl, wetin if na nyu de, .
  I de kam oba di Wɔl...
  So, wi nɔ tu les fɔ grap, .
  I nɔ de gɛt ɛni kol na di wɔl!
    
  Na nyu layt go de na di glori, .
  We di tik dɛn tan lɛk kandy...
  Wi go bigin fɔ grit di mɔnin, .
  Wi pikin dɛn de gladi sote go!
    
  Wan nyu ɔndrɛd ia de kam, .
  Dis rijyɔn na so fayn...
  Di pɔsin go gladi - .
  Mek di rod bi denja!
    
  Mek di planɛt blo - .
  I nɔ go te igen, i go bi wan paradays we gɛt bɔku bɔku tik dɛn...
  Opin wan akɔn we win
  Di wɔl go bi wan May we gɛt layt!
    
  Aw i fayn?
  If di san de shayn brayt brayt wan...
  Wan wudpɛk de drɔ wan chisel
  Ɔlman gɛt fayn fayn tɛm na di planɛt!
    
  Aw ɔltin kin fayn wit wi, .
  Ful vali fɔ gladi at...
  Na de, biliv mi, di awa fɔ blo, .
  Golden min!
    
  Udat go mek wi destiny, .
  Very valiant ɛn fayn...
  If ridistribushɔn de, .
  Dɔn yu kin gɛt mɔ pawa!
    
  Wi nɔ go lɛf wi ed dɔŋ
  Stret mi bak wit praud...
  Fɔ di pankɛk, bɔta, kɔtjɛt chiz, .
  Di ɔstɔ ad wantɛm wantɛm!
    
  So yu no se gladi-at go de
  Ɛn layt wit di Nem fɔ Svarog...
  I go bi rial paradays
  Pipul dɛn bin de pre to Gɔd!
    
  PAPA GƆD gi wan ansa:
  Wi fɔ wok wit gladi at...
  En den hello go kam - .
  Fes dɛn go layt brayt brayt wan!
    
  Na wan gyal pikin we nɔ gɛt natin
  I bin rayd wan tɔl...
  Yu fɔ panch am wit yu fist, .
  Fɔ mek pipul dɛn fred bɔku!
    
  Usay faya kin apin?
  Wel, wia di faya de bɔn...
  Krɔs blow we de krɔs
  Wan kruk ɛnimi de atak!
    
  Wi nɔ go sɔrɛnda to di ɛnimi, .
  Konsidera dis wan aspireshɔn...
  Di chɛrɔb de stret
  Wing ɛn fɔgiv ɛnimi dɛn!
    
  I go se i go apin jisnɔ
  Wetin dɛn kɔl viktri...
  Di sɛrks apin fɔ bi tɛnt, .
  Ɛn sɔntɛnde dɔg dɛn kin ala!
    
  I nɔ go te igen, i go tan lɛk ɛvin
  Mek wi mek di ol wold fayn...
  A tɛl Lada tɛnki - .
  Chɛrɔb dɛn de shayn wit gold!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de siŋ fayn fayn wan, ɛn in vɔys bin tan lɛk pikin. Rili sonorous ɛn shrill.
  Di Viskaunt bin de chirp se:
  - It gud gud wan! Ɛn dat na tin we rili fayn!
  Di bɔbɔ kapten bin hiss se:
  A de siŋ, a de siŋ, ɛn a go kil ɔl di dɛbul dɛn!
  Di titi bin siŋ bak se:
  Wi na proud gyal pikin dɛn na Svarog, .
  Brayt, kɔrej fɛtman dɛn...
  Wi de sav fetful wan, wi de insay di Famili Nem, .
  Mek granpa ɛn papa dɛn prawd!
    
  Gɔd Svarog ɛn di maynd fɔ pipul dɛn, .
  Mek di yunivas gladi...
  Biliv mi, di wikɛd pɔsin nɔ go win wi, .
  Wi biznɛs na wok ɛn krieshɔn!
  Gulliver wispa ɛn notis wit lɔv na in vɔys:
  - Gret siŋ!
  Di Viskaunt nɔd ɛn chirp:
  - Yes, na dat bi di biuti of am. Wetin yu de it fɔ di sake fɔ siŋ?
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi kɔntinyu fɔ waka. Dɛn pikin dɛn fut bin de stɔp dɛn fut wit big kɔnfidɛns. Ɛn i go mɔs bi se dɛn bin ebul fɔ siŋ fayn fayn wan.
  I tan lɛk se na pikin dɛn na ɔltin na ya. Ɛn na so wan wɔndaful wɔl. Ivin if slev wok de insay de.
  Gulliver bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  Ɔl pipul dɛn we de na wan planɛt
  Yu fɔ no fɔ liv insay wanwɔd...
  Pikin dɛn fɔ laf ɔltɛm
  Ɛn liv na wɔl usay pis de, .
  Pikin dɛn fɔ laf!
  Pikin dɛn fɔ laf!
  Pikin dɛn fɔ laf!
  Ɛn liv na wɔl usay pis de!
  So dɛn waka, waka, ɛn waka bak...
  Ivin dɔn dɔn kam. Ɛn dɛn bil wan kɔlɔn wit pikin dɛn we dɛn bin kech fɔ it ivintɛm it.
  Dɛn bin gi dɛn sɔm kayn sup we dɛn kin it, ɛn bak flat bred wit milk. Di slev bɔy dɛn bin it. Ɛn dɛn bin gri fɔ slip.
  Fɔ tru, afta dɛn dɔn mach fɔ wan de we nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn, dɛn bin nid fɔ rɛst.
  Gulliver insɛf bigin fɔ snɛf ɛn i bin de drim fayn fayn drim dɛn.
  We gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ nekɛd af-af bin de siŋ;
  Di wan ol wɔl bin skata
  Di sta dɛn dɔn dak, dɛn dɔn day bad bad wan!
  Dɛn de kray ɛn kray we dɛn de sɔfa na ɛlfaya, .
  Ɛn fɔ di wan dɛn we bin sev: na jɔs shem fɔ bia!
  
  Lɛk Gɔd - we de rul ɔl di lɔ dɛn, .
  Fɔgɛt bɔt kɔnshɛns ɛn nɔ gri fɔ gɛt ɔnɔ!
  Wan alien rays de mek wan nyu wɔl, .
  I bin chalenj wi - bad nyus!
  . CHAPTER No. 2.
  Di kabin bɔbɔ we Gulliver tɔn to bin de sel pan wan fayn ɛn rili grasful brigantine. In sel dɛn bin gɛt bɔku brayt kɔlɔ, dɛn bin gɛt wɔndaful fayn fayn dizayn dɛn we tan lɛk flawa ɛn bɔtaflay, ɛn dragonflay, ɛn gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt sɔd.
  Ɛn dis bin rili gri wit di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot. Na gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ bin de ya bak. Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, na dɛn bɔdi ɛn dɛn shɔl nɔmɔ bin kɔba wit strɛch dɛn we dɛn mek wit jɔlɔs. Ɛn di skin tan, i de shayn, lɛk di wan we dɛn mek wit brɔnz statu dɛn.
  Di pairati gyal dɛn bin de spank wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we rili fayn, ɛn we de mek pipul dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  Wi po, wi po, pairati, .
  Wi rili, rili, rili sɔri, .
  Girls nɔ kin ebul fɔ avɔyd fɔ pe bak, .
  Bɔt bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin put gud abit dɛn insay wi!
  
  Pairayt dɛn nɔ nid sayɛns
  Ɛn i klia wetin mek...
  Wi gɛt leg ɛn an, .
  Bɔt wi nɔ gɛt ɛni yus fɔ wi ed!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan Galiɔn apia bifo di titi we bin de ɔp bin notis am fɔs. I jomp ɔf, de flash in bare, rawnd il.
  In jɔnal, wetin fayn fayn tin dɛn bin de, ɛn dɛn ia bin rili brayt. Bɔku pan dɛn na ɔni blant dɛn we gɛt ia we de shayn lɛk gold lif, bɔt gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt kɔpa rɛd ɛn ivin ia we gɛt ɛmirald kɔlɔ de bak.
  Sɔm kin wɛr broch iaring. Ɛn dɛn gɛt pafɛkt layn dɛn!
  Ɛn dɛn mɔsul dɛn de rɔl lɛk bɔl dɛn we gɛt mɛkuri ɔnda dɛn brɔnz skin we de shayn. Dis na rili gyal pikin dɛn we kin rili ebul fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn naw di brigantin de rɔsh afta di galɔn. Ɛn na dis ship, shaggy ɔrk bea dɛn de we de rɔn rawnd, de ad sel ɛn tray fɔ kɔmɔt.
  Wan gyal-kapten we gɛt ia we gɛt di kɔlɔ we tan lɛk gold lif we de flɔt fayn fayn wan we di briz de blo, ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin we de mek man dɛn kray, as i de ala:
  Wi go destroy di damned bears! Mek di dragon gang de pan faya!
  Na ya di brigantine de klos di distans. Ɛn tri gyal pikin dɛn kin shot frɔm di bɔw kanɔn, ɛn dɛn kin rɛst dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin na di dɛk.
  Ɛn afta dat, di kanɔnbɔl flay kɔmɔt, ɛn, afta i dɔn tɔk bɔt wan ak, i hit dairekt insay di gali na di ɛnimi galɔn. Ɛn di ship, we dɛn bin dɔn blo am bad bad wan, i tilt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ jomp ɔp, dɛn de flash dɛn bare, rawnd il, ɛn dɛn de ala:
  Glori to di pairati dɛn, glori!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de rɔsh fɔ go bifo...
  Wi de fɛt ɔnda di skarlet flag, .
  Di ami de atak!
  Ɛn naw di brigantine de kam nia di Gallion mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin trowe huk dɛn na di ɛnimi bot. Ɛn dɛn kin atrak di brigantine to dɛn viktim. Ɛn afta dat, i de flash bare, bare fut. Dɛn jomp pan am ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt wit di ɔrk dɛn. Ɛn wan wayl chaos de de. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin kɔt dɛnsɛf wit sab ɛn blɔd di ɛnimi dɛn na wata we de bɔn. Ɛn di ɔrk dɛn kin fɔdɔm wit dɛn ed we dɛn kɔt.
  Ɛn dɛn ed de rɔl na grɔn.
  Dis na rili pwɛl pwɛl ɛn pwɛl pwɛl. Naw di sojaman dɛn dɔn sho dɛnsɛf wit ɔl dɛn glori. Ɛn dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk slɛd hama, bin de bit dɛn bad bad wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn ɛn dɛn brɔnz skin de shayn we di san de shayn, ɛn tri pan dɛn de.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin wispa ɛn ala se:
  - Wi go kil wi ɛnimi dɛm, dis na wi kredo ɔltɛm. Wi pas ɔl di ɛgzam wit A, oli na wi kɔntri!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin tɔn aut rili kul. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt so tranga wan dat dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ stɔp di swing dɛn.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut we nem Gɔliva de fɛt wit dɛn. Wan rili dashing gyal, mek wi se.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ in bare il go tek am ɛn smash am insay di ɔrk in chin. Ɛn in jaw bin drɔp.
  Gulliver bin siŋ se:
  - Aw wi bin de liv fɔ fɛt, .
  Ɛn nɔ fɔ fred fɔ day...
  Dis na aw mi ɛn yu go liv frɔm naw!
  Insay ay ay ples dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn ɛn saylɛns we gɛt sta dɛn, .
  Insay di si wef ɛn faya we vɛks bad bad wan!
  Ɛn faya we gɛt faya, ɛn we vɛks bad bad wan!
  Di kabin bɔbɔ hack ɛn in bare fut dɛn nak.
  I gud fɔ bi pikin afta ɔl. Na fast bɔdi yu gɛt.
  Dis na rili bɔy supaman.
  Ɛn i de siŋ na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Mi na nayt fɔ layt pan di ni fɔ savayj dɛn,
  A go swip di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Fadaland kɔmɔt na di wɔl!
  Dis na aw di bɔbɔ de fɛt ɛn siŋ. Ɛn i kin kɔt ɛn but.
  Ɛn ɔda gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt wit am. We dɛn rili fayn ɛn swit.
  Na tru se dɛn kin fɛt na big big ayt dɛn. Insay di fichural minin fɔ di wɔd.
  Na dɛn pipul ya na di wɔman dɛn. Yu kin se bɔt dɛn: supa ɛn haypa.
  If dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt, natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn.
  En so di las orcs fol anda di blow dem fo di biuti. Ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ bin rili gladi.
  Ɛn dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  Wi go kil ɛn kil ɔlman, .
  Wi go kil ɔlman! Wi go kil ɔlman!
  Ɛn afta dat dɛn bigin fɔ rɔn rawnd di galɔn ɛn luk fɔ animal dɛn we dɛn want fɔ it. Na da sem tɛm de, di sojaman dɛn bin de siŋ se:
  - Wi de luk fɔ pipul dɛn we de pas frɔm nɛt to mɔnin,
  Mek wi brok tru di fraer! Mek wi brok tru di fraer!
  Na ya Gɔliva bigin fɔ siŋ wit zil;
  Di brɔda es in an to in brɔda.
  Wan kruk wɔ - di kray we di ɛnimi de ala!
  Di mashin gɔn dɔn bi yu padi, .
  Ritribyushɔn dɔn kam fɔ frivoliti!
  
  Wetin fɔ du if pipul dɛn brok
  We bulɛt dɛn we de rɔn de wispa rawnd!
  Gɔd bɛtɛ fɔ brok di wɔ bay fos - .
  So dat di tɛm we di dragɔn we de it animal dɛn de go dɔn!
  
  Bɔt ɛlfaya nɔ no ɛni limit ɛn limit, .
  Di wɔl de bɔn na napalm, pikin dɛn de kray!
  Naw di gyal pikin dɛn fes dɔn tɔn pale - .
  Udat, di Oli Masta, go ansa fɔ dis?
  
  Wɛl, ɔmɔs pipul dɛn we yu lɛk yu go kil?
  Afta ɔl, dɛn bɔn mɔtalman, biliv mi, fɔ gladi at!
  Di mama nɔ de mek in pikin go bifo, .
  Ɛn ivin insay di sɔmma, bad bad wɛda kin de insay di wɔ!
  
  Bɔt sojaman in wok na tru tru wok:
  Wetin mek wi fɔ fɛt fɔ di Fatherland?
  We i ol siksti ia, di tɛmpul dɔn ɔlrɛdi grey, .
  Di ɔnaful uman dɛn we dɛn man dɛn dɔn day, dɛn fes dɔn swel bikɔs dɛn kray!
  
  Bɔt wetin na am, yu kray brɔda?
  Nɔ, yu kray, di pɔsin we yu lɛk de ansa!
  Fɔ meanness, udat de na di tron, wi sojaman, .
  I biliv se in brɔda-in-law na di dɔti dɔti Ken!
  
  Insay di wɔl, wata we de kɔmɔt na di blɔd kin kɔt di vein dɛn, .
  Ɛn di puls frɔm di kɔr go ansa wit wan blo...
  Di plɔg we wan shɔɛl nak bin frɔz na di fil, .
  Oh, aw di San dɔn bi krimsin!
  
  Bɔt fet de se Jizɔs go kam - .
  I go mek di brɔda dɛn gɛt pis ɛn mek dɛn sev!
  Dɔn lɛ wi fɔgɛt fɔ tek revaŋg pan di vile skɔ - .
  Mek fɔgivnɛs rul na wi ɔl sol!
  Afta dat di pairati gyal pikin dɛn bin de gigl pan di kabin bɔbɔ. Ɛn i bin jɔs fayn.
  Afta dat dɛn drɛg di galɔn kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn de kip di tin dɛn, dɛn pul di barɛl dɛn we gɛt bia ɛn wayn, ɛn bigin fɔ drink ɛn vɛks.
  Ɛn na big big dans di bare, gyal leg dɛn fɔ di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin de dans. Aw i bin luk kol.
  Ɛn dɛn kaw pikin dɛn we gɛt mɔsul bin de shayn. Dis na rili di gyal pikin dɛn we yu nid.
  Di bɔbɔ we Gɔliva bin de drink ɛn siŋ bak wit pawa;
  Ɔlman gɛt in yon we fɔ si lɔv - .
  Di kɔnsɛpt fɔ biuti ɛn ideal!
  Pan ɔl we pipul dɛn nɔ dɔn gro ɔp to am, .
  Bɔt mɔtalman nɔto mɔnki igen!
  
  Ɛn na ya, fɔ tru, yu kin tek sɔm afɔrizm dɛn ɛn ad sɔntin lɛk dis, wit;
  I go mɔs bi se gyal in il we nɔ gɛt natin go gɛt fashɔn sus!
  Bɔt sɔntin we ɔrijinal nɔ kin kam na mi maynd
  Na dis na wan ɛgzampul:
  Lɔv fɔ ɔl di ej dɛn, .
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ luk rili proud...
  In yay dɛn de shayn na di daknɛs, .
  Di rizulyt go bi kol!
  Although mek wi put am ol dis we - stupid and banal.
  Aweva, na di ɔda say, wi kin se i ivin kul.
  Gulliver bin siŋ se:
  A de gallop. Bɔt a kin rayd difrɛn we
  Ɔ rather, a de jomp lɛk louse...
  Ɛn a kin spɛshal hit chenj, .
  Yu no giv a damn bout barefut boi!
  Ɛn afta dat, Gɔliva bin siŋ sɔntin we mɔ sivilizayt;
  Wi want fɔ liv na di fayn fayn wɔl we de na paradays - .
  In we no sik nɔ de, decrepit heifers...
  So dat di trɛd we de gi layf nɔ gɛt ɛnd, .
  Mek ɛvride gladi ɛn gladi!
  
  Usay di kɔlɔ tan lɛk renbo insay spring, .
  Wata lili tan lɛk gold ɛn ɛmirald.
  Usay rialiti dɔn te we tan lɛk drim...
  Ɛni bɔbɔ kin du mirekul!
  
  O Mama Land, Gɔd in oli sɔri-at;
  Yu speckled birches, di shayn fɔ mɛtal...
  Ɛn a de pre to PAPA GƆD fɔ wan tin, .
  So dat di Fatherland go gro fayn fayn wan wit glori!
  
  Bɔt afta dat, di fɛtman dɔn ɔlrɛdi go kampen, .
  I de mach lɛk barbarian wɔriɔ!
  Wi go du gud fɔ di planɛt - .
  So dat bulɛt nɔ go chuk yu dia mama!
  
  Trol atak, mad prɛshɔn;
  Di ɛnimi dɛn avalanche de rɔsh!
  So, wetin mek wi nid fɔ agyu bad bad wan, .
  We di Fada Land gɛt wanwɔd insay wan fist!
  
  Bɔt bak di ɔrk monsta dɛn grin, .
  Di man fil lɛk se i gɛt bon we stɔp na in trot!
  Ɛn di gɔblin grɔmbul wit wayl wamat, .
  Bɔt wi bin yuz di gift we di ami bin gi wi!
  
  Bɔt fɔ win di ɛnimi dɔn nia, .
  Wi go chɛr Rɔshia kɔmɔt na di kwag!
  Ritribyushɔn fɔ di wan dɛn we nɔ klin dɔn kam - .
  Dɛn fut bin rɔtin ɛn tɔn to swɛt!
  
  Oval of wan gyal wit wan kiut fes - .
  Gi mi fet ɛn big trɛnk!
  Na so Gulliver bin de siŋ wit big filin ɛn zil. Ɛn di siŋ we i bin de siŋ bin rili fayn.
  Dɔn di bɔbɔ kapten bigin fɔ siŋ bak, afta wan ɔda glas bia, ɛn afta i it dray fish;
  Gret, pawaful, oli kɔntri, .
  Natin nɔ de we de shayn pas dis ɔnda di blu skay!
  Na di Ɔlmayti Gɔd gi wi am sote go -
  Layt we nɔ gɛt bɔda, di Mɛsaya we dɛn dɔn ɔp!
  
  Di wɔl nɔ ɛva si dis kayn pawa, yu no, nɔ ɛva si
  So dat wi go tramp di big big ples wit prawd!
  Eni sta na di yunivas de siŋ to yu, .
  Mek Anh gladi wit wi!
  
  Afta ɔl, dis na wi Mama Land, na so destiny, .
  Kɔmand di spes fɔ ɔl di tin dɛn!
  Eni wan pan wi, biliv mi, go want dis, .
  Witout eni nonsense, uman dem lay lay biliv!
  
  Di ay enjɛl dɛn blo dɛn pawaful trɔmpɛt, .
  Dɛn de prez wi ami dɛn wit trɛnk!
  Ɛn di ɛnimi go fɛn in destiny insay wan aspen kɔfin, .
  Ɛn i nɔ go gɛt taks ɛn taks!
  
  Dis na wi Mama Land, ɔltin we de insay, biliv mi, fayn, .
  I bin tɔn di wan ol yunivas ɛn i nɔ bin tray tranga wan!
  Kiut gyal pikin dɛn wit wan wet brayd, .
  I want fɔ mek dɛn blo am tranga wan!
  
  Di Fadaland na di luk we mama in blu yay de luk, .
  In an tan lɛk tin ɛn i tan lɛk ston!
  Ɛn yu kil di ɛnimi, yɔŋ man, wit bulɛt - .
  Mek di faya bɔn brayt brayt wan na yu at!
  
  Tek wan oth to di Fatherland we nɔ gɛt bɔda, .
  Na tru se i gud fɔ yu bak!
  Pan ɔl we blɔd de flɔd wit wamat we dɛn de fɛt, .
  Naw di ɛnimi go gɛt fɔ pe bak!
  
  Wɛpɔn ɛn maynd na so pawaful alɔy, .
  Di wikɛd wan nɔ go ebul fɔ win am!
  A bin de flay kwik kwik wan na plen we gɛt bɔm, .
  Ɛn we i bɔm, ren kin kam dɔŋ di winda dɛn!
  
  Bɔt di rula in ɔda - flay bɔy to Mas - .
  Na tɛm fɔ mek yu instɔl ples!
  Ɛn di prawd we di Masman de mek go mek i at na in yay, .
  Dɔn wi de si pas Pluto!
  
  Lɛ wi kam na di ayt dɛn na di spes, we wi de si di edj fɔ di yunivas, .
  Dis na wi mɔtalman destiny!
  Ɛn dat mek, smɔl bɔbɔ, dea fɔ du ɛksplɔyt, .
  Afta ɔl, no se blɛsin na tin we pɔsin fɔ gɛt!
  Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin de stɔp ɛn klap dɛn an. Ɛn dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin so kwik. Ɛn in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin shayn na di san.
  Gulliver de wit dɛn, insay di bɔdi fɔ wan bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut, so i de alayv ɛn i gladi.
  Bɔt dɛn dans te di fɔs de.
  Afta dat wi disayd fɔ ple kad. Ɛn dis na tin bak we rili fayn fɔ du.
  Ɛn yu kin rili tek am ɛn anɔynt yusɛf. Ɛn i go frolik wit di gyal pikin dɛn te i vɛks.
  Di pairati gyal tek Gulliver in bare, pikin fut na in an ɛn bigin fɔ masaj in rawnd, pink il.
  Di kabin bɔbɔ bin laf ɛn purr wit gladi at. I bin rili fayn. Dis na rili jɔs wan mirekul bɔbɔ.
  Ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rili fayn, na jɔs mirekul.
  Gulliver bin siŋ wit smayl:
  Barefut, jɔs barefut, .
  Ɔnda di Julay tɛnda ɛn di sawnd we di sɔf de mek...
  Barefut, jɔs barefut, .
  Mek wi dans, mi en yu!
  Dis na di fani siŋ dɛn we dɛn gɛt. Ɛn i go mɔs bi se i fayn fɔ bi bɔbɔ afta ɔl. Ɛn di sem tɛm yu de sho bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we yu de du.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, nɔto dat nɔmɔ. Wetin Gulliver nɔ dɔn du yet.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ ɛn dans, ɛn du di split wit in pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. We bin luk bak rili kul ɛn to sɔm mak odious.
  Dis na bin bɔbɔ kapten we bin travul go na bɔku kɔntri dɛn ɛn we bin de travul na di si pas wan tɛm.
  Ɛn di we aw i de biev, fɔ tɔk tru, rili agresiv.
  Bɔt na dat mek yu stil nɔ ebul fɔ kɛr gyal pikin go na pairati flag ɛn shot shak wit smɔl gɔn. I nɔ izi fɔ go insay, bɔt na dat i fayn.
  Di bɔbɔ Gɔliva, we bin ledɔm pan in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin, tek am ɛn shot am. Di kanɔnbɔl bin nak di shak. Ɛn brok in bak, ɛn nak in insay. Di pikin ala se:
  - Di bɔbɔ kech sɔm kul kɔrej,
  Ɛn dɛn drɛb di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot insay di kɔfin!
  Di gyal kapten fɔ di pairati dɛn tek ɛn grap di kabin bɔbɔ wit in bare fut finga dɛn bay di pikin in nos ɛn ala:
  - Wel, yu tomboy, yu wan tek mi ples. A si bɔku ambishɔn insay yu!
  Boy Gulliver bin ansa se:
  - A satisfay wit fɔ bi at least smɔl, bɔt stil na man. Ɛn di uman na...
  Wan ɔda wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia bin siŋ se:
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ liv na di wɔl if uman nɔ de, .
  Di san fɔ May de insay dɛn, lɔv de blo insay dɛn!
  Gulliver bin gi advays wit wan smayl we rili fayn, we na pikin ɛn di sem tɛm i gɛt maynd di sem tɛm:
  Wan tɛm we nɔ izi dɔn kam na di kɔntri, .
  Blɔd de flɔ lɛk wata we gɛt big big briz!
  Fɛt te yu las blo, .
  Ɛn lɛ gladi at, pis, lɔv kam!
    
  Wi na di pikin dɛn fɔ mischievous kɔmyunizim, .
  Bɔndlɛs bɔy pikin dɛn fɔ di Fadaland...
  Ivin if di hordes of revanchism de kam - .
  Mek wi bi fetful to wi Motherland!
    
  Insay di big ɛn kɔsmik tɛm, .
  Kwasar dɛn fɔ mek frɔm wan finga...
  Biliv mi, wi de du fayn fayn wan, .
  At least di ami fɔ wikɛd ɛl atak!
    
  Wi go kil di ami fɔ di pɔsin we atak, .
  Ɛn wi go mek laser frɔm kwak...
  Ɛn pɔsin go bi ɛni hiro, .
  Wan chɛrɔb we gɛt gold wing de ɔp wi!
    
  Pan ɔl we di klawd de bɔn oba di Fada Land, .
  Di pikin dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi...
  Wan skwad fɔ fɛtman dɛn, biliv mi, so flay, .
  Nɔ tramp di ed pat na di wɔl wit yu but!
    
  Wi no se di ɛnimi gɛt pawa ɛn i gɛt kɔni kɔni we, .
  Wi nɔ go gi am wan inch land...
  Ɛn mɔtalman strɔng, i gɛt glori fɔ go bifo
  Ɛn na di Masta fɔ ɔlman biliv in wangren!
    
  Wi go bil big big kɔmyunizim, .
  Di nativ land go prosper...
  Pan ɔl we di ɛnimi rili wayl, .
  Wi destiny na fɔ atak!
    
  Payɔnia brayt brayt bɔbɔ, .
  Dat yu bin olwes born fo bi warrior...
  Lio nɔto bɔni we de fred, .
  Mek di drim kam tru!
    
  Brɔda dɛn, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ bia we dɛn put wi dɔŋ, .
  Wi ɔl go tinap fɔ di Fatherland...
  Wi nɔ go tolɛret ɛni ɔda insults, .
  Mek wi krɔs di ɛnimi wit stɛl an!
    
  If wi ɔl jɔyn an, .
  Wi kin win insɛkt dɛn...
  Di oli kɔntri tan lɛk di san, .
  Ɛn di ɔntinman kin tɔn to gem!
  Dis na di siŋ we wan bɔbɔ we bin jɔs bi kapten ɛn we bin gɛt ay pozishɔn bin siŋ. Ɛn dat na kul tin.
  Bɔt afta dat, wan frigate bin apia na di ɔrayzin. Pantap dat, na big klas - siksti fo gɔn. Wetin mek dis na siriɔs tin? Ɛn i de kam nia lɛk kayt we de si kɔk.
  Di gyal kapten bin notis se:
  - Dis na chalenj fɔ wi! Wi go fɛt ɔ...
  Di titi we gɛt rɛd ia nɔ bin gri se:
  - No kwɛshɔn nɔ de fɔ rɔnawe!
  Wan titi we gɛt blu ia, we de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal we de shayn ɛn spak, bin siŋ se:
  Wi fɔ rɛspɛkt wi, fred wi, .
  Di gyal pikin dem exploits na countless...
  Girls bin sabi fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm
  Dɛn kin fuk dɔnki lɛk sak!
  Ɛn i sho in lɔng ɛn bit tong.
  Wɛl, bikɔs fɛt-fɛt go de, wetin mek yu nɔ sho se yu rili vɛks. Ɛn dis go rili mek di ɛnimi dɛn fil pen. Ɛn i nɔ go fayn fɔ yu padi dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, di fɛt, wi nid fɔ pik di rayt ples ɛn di rayt we fɔ mek di fɛt.
  Ɛn so di gyal pikin dɛn rili sabi fɔ muv dɛn brigantin, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ siŋ;
  Yu na Komsomol memba fo di Fatherland, .
  Yu laik foh fait brayt brayt wan foh Elfia...
  Yu go ebul fɔ ɛp di Mama Land, .
  Di nayt nɔ gɛt di sol we klawn gɛt!
    
  Di titi na wɔndaful siŋman, .
  I de rɔsh tru di snodrift dɛn barefut...
  Yu na wan kwin we de shayn - .
  Yu go hit Orkolf wit yu fist!
    
  I trowe grenade wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, .
  Torn apart wan duzin sojaman dɛn...
  I nɔ go te igen, dɛn go pe bak fɔ di Fuhrer, .
  Di nayt go pripia di mashin gɔn!
    
  Wi na gyal pikin dɛn na di fɛt fɔ Komsomol mɛmba dɛn, .
  Di big big fɛtman dɛn we de fɛt...
  Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn gɛt vɔys we de ring, .
  Mek granpa ɛn papa dɛn prawd!
    
  Dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan na Ɛlfskva, .
  En dey able tu bravely hold bak de evil orcs...
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn kin win klia wan
  Pas ol exams wit onli A's!
    
  Hariken de na wi veins
  Laytnin de flash na di veins fɔ di no...
  Di kɔntri dɛn we rili strɔng go de na di wɔl, .
  Frɔm bea, dɔg ɛn mɔnki!
    
  Di Wehrmacht nɔ go briŋ gyal pikin dɛn na dɛn ni, .
  Wi nɔ go ɛva bɛn, no...
  Stalin ɛn Lenin we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman de wit wi, .
  Mek di ɔndrɛd ia ɛn ia pas!
    
  Gɔd mek di wan ol wɔl wit foton, .
  Laif we nɔ gɛt day te go sote go bɔn...
  Wi no se wi go bil nyu ɔda, .
  Ɛn ɔp wi, di chɛrɔb opin in wing!
    
  Bɔku hiro dɛn de na di patronymic, .
  Komsomol memba dem de olwes bi fos...
  Di ami de mach insay fɔmɛshɔn we de mek pipul dɛn fred, .
  Protekt di elf dem na di siti!
    
  Wi de fɛt wit di Fritz nia Ɛlfskva,
  Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ difend di kapital...
  Di titi trowe di paket wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, .
  Ɛn lɛ wi shot di monsta dɛn!
    
  Wi bin mow daun plenti Orks, .
  Bɔku pank dɛn bin kɔt ɔf...
  Fɔ rak mɔ di mayl dɛn, .
  Wi de kil Setan in sojaman dɛn!
    
  Wi knock out ol Orktler in tit, .
  Di dragon prɛsidɛnt bin win...
  Di titi opin in lip
  Wan big Amagɛdɔn dɔn brok!
    
  Gi di Fuhrer no sɔri-at
  Una gyal pikin dɛn kin gɛt maynd ɔltɛm...
  Bɔku bɔku blɛsin dɛn de wet fɔ di fayn fayn pipul dɛn, .
  Ɛn biliv mi, wi drim go kam tru!
    
  Gɔd we mek ɔl di wɔl dɛn na di wan ol wɔl, .
  Tek di elfinist in blɛsin...
  Wit in pawa we nɔ de chenj na fɛt-fɛt, .
  Di gyal de krɔs wikɛd ɔrsizm!
    
  I trowe grenade wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, .
  Ɛn tɔn ova di fɔmidabul "Tiger"...
  Ɛn afta dat, i prɛs dɛn to di rop dɛn, .
  Di biuti gɛt bɔku gem dɛn!
    
  So di Ɔkish pipul dɛn rɔnawe kwik kwik wan, .
  Wetin tank ɛn shel dɛn bin trowe...
  Wi de si kɔmyunizim fa fawe, .
  En dem mowed down wan whole row of trolls!
    
  So wetin yu bin gɛt?
  Stalingrad don bi agenst yu trot...
  Wi don klok op mayl, .
  Ɛn naw Svarog di Gret gladi!
    
  I nɔ go te igen, Jizɔs in fet go de, .
  Ɛn ɔda Gɔd dɛn we fayn pas ɔl...
  Elves dɛn layt art go divɛlɔp, .
  We de bɔn wulf ɛn wikɛd ɛlifant dɛn!
    
  Wi go dɔn bi wan
  Insay di glori fɔ di Famili, wit sɛns di Papa, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn de fɛt
  Wi go de na Lada in fet te di ɛnd!
  Dis na aw di wɔri pipul dɛn ɛn di pairati dɛn bin de siŋ. Wɛl, fɔ tru, Gɔliva nɔ bin ɔndastand ɔltin. I bin tink se if dɛn kech am, dat min se fɔ tru, dɛn go bit am wit stik dɛn na in il we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin. Pantap dat, di blo dɛn go strɔng ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn nɔ go wund. Ɛn afta dat, di pɔsin we de kil go tek pliers we gɛt rɛd ɔt na in an ɛn bigin fɔ brok di bɔbɔ in bon dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, Gɔliva nɔ go fɛn am inof.
  
  
  Dis na wetin kin apin to bɔy pikin dɛn we go de sote go we dɛn bi pairati. Although di tim ya na rili gud - na onli gyal pikin dem we de insay bikini. Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn de rɔsh ɛn fus, dɛn de flash dɛn bare, rawnd, pink il.
  Di bɔbɔ kapten tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  Girls difrɛn
  Ɛn dɛn ɔl na big big pɔsin...
  Dɛn bɔdi nipples na skarlet, .
  Ɛn dɛn rili gɛt maynd!
  Wɛl, di bɔbɔ dɛn gɛt blɔd, .
  Dɛn kin bit di troll dɛn wit bad bad blow!
  En if dem fain wan orc, .
  Dɛn go bit yu bad bad wan!
  
  SƐL NA ƆKSHƆN FƆ WAN FAIN YƆNG SLEV
  ANOTESHƆN
  Dɛn put wan yɔŋ man we rili fayn, we nem Slavka, fɔ ɔkshɔn. We dɛn de du di bargayn, dɛn kin pul wan fayn man we gɛt skapul in mɔsul dɛn ɛn sɛl am to uman dɛn fɔ bɔku mɔni.
  . CHAPTER No. 1.
  Di moment of trut don kom, di chif maneja announce se dem go opin di okshon. Dɛn bin sɛl wan yɔŋ vajin we fayn ɛn we gɛt mɔsul to wan uman fɔ wan nɛt. Na tru se, dɛn bin min se dis na tradishɔn fɔ ɔl di nyu stripa dɛn.
  Bɔt di yɔŋ man bin so fayn ɛn sɛxy dat wan ol big ɔl we gɛt uman dɛn bin gɛda. Bɔt dɛn bin jɔs nɔ alaw man dɛn fɔ kam insay. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na wan say, i bin de mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku prɔfit, bɔt na di ɔda say, di gigolo dɛn bin lɛk am.
  Afta ɔl, bɔku man dɛn lɛk uman dɛn. Pantap dat, bɔku tɛm yɔŋ man dɛn nɔ kin min fɔ mek lɔv wit uman we gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns ɛn we dɔn ol.
  Na ya, we i de stamp in but, wan bɔbɔ we dɛn kɔba wit blankit, we nɔ tu te yet we i dɔn big, klaym pan di pedestal. Ɛn i luk ivin yɔŋ pas am. I bin dɔn lɔk am kpatakpata, bɔt bɔku uman dɛn bin dɔn si am jɔs wɛr swimin trɔnk ɛn i de bɔn wit gladi at.
  En dis ledi dem bin de get turn on. Slavka insɛf bin de shek shek bak. In yɔŋ man in at bin de bit lɛk drɔm we dɛn de fɛt. Dɛn kin sɛl pɔsin lɛk sɔm kayn animal.
  Ɛn wi fɔ se i so nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn i spɛshal.
  Na ɛni say na di yɔŋ man, wan titi bin tinap we wɛr blak lɛda sus, but ɛn glɔv, ɛn rɛd mask na dɛn fes. Dɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn no bɔt di yɔŋ man we fayn smɔl smɔl fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ tɔn di pipul dɛn we want fɔ wach am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Sɔntɛnde, uman dɛn kin bɛtɛ pas man dɛn we dɛn de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want ɛn we dɛn kin tɔsti fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, ɛn dɛn kin gɛt ɔrgazm strɔng pasmak ɛn dɛn kin de fɔ lɔng tɛm. So, pɔsin nɔ fɔ sɔprayz se bɔku pan dɛn gɛda fɔ luk di yɔŋ man we rili fayn, ɛn afta dat, if mɔni alaw, fɔ bay am.
  Slavka bin fil rili strɔng gladi at ɛn di smel fɔ dia dia sɛnt, we bin mek di yɔŋ man we gɛt aypa sɛkshɔnal tɔn mɔ.
  Di chif manija bin anawns se:
  - Male Vyacheslav Kotovsky de op fɔ ɔkshɔn. I ol lɛk ettin ia so, i gɛt wɛlbɔdi atɔl pan in bɔdi. Very handsome, curvy, nyu to di strip bar ɛn sɛxy. Jɔs fɔ wan nɛt wit uman we kin du ɛnitin we i want wit am - jɔs nɔ kil ɔ maim!
  Di stat prays na tradishonal ten dala!
  Ɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr lɛda sus, but ɛn mask tek tɛm pul di fɔs blankit.
  Di yɔŋ man in fayn ay ay fɔɛd ɛn in gold ɛn lɔng wev ia bin kɔmɔt na do.
  We i bin de tink se naw i go nekɛd bifo bɔku bɔku uman dɛn we want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want, dat bin mek Slavka gladi, ɛn i bin de shek shek.
  Dis tret bin mek dɛn fil se dɛn dɔn put vajin fɔ ɔkshɔn, ɛn dis kin mek uman dɛn gladi bad bad wan.
  Ɛn dɛn yɛri pipul dɛn ala se:
  - Fayvtin dɔla!
  - Twɛnti!
  - Twɛnti fayv!
  - Tati!
  Wan fat kaw bin de bark:
  -Fifti!
  Wan ɔda pikin bin shush:
  - Siksti!
  Dɛn yɛri wan swɛt:
  - Sɛvinti!
  - Eti!
  - Naynti!
  - Wan ɔndrɛd!
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de na do smɔl smɔl, ɛn dis bin tɔn di fayn mami ɛn dadi biznɛs.
  Na ya tu gyal pikin dɛn pul di vel we de dɔŋ na dɛn fes. Di fayn fayn nos, di fayn fayn mɔt ɛn di kɔrej chin we di yɔŋ man gɛt, ɛn in nɛk, bin kɔmɔt na do.
  Di uman dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk.
  Wan pan dɛn bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti!
  Wan ɔda wan bin swɛt:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn tati!
  Di tɔd wan bin ala se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Di fat uman hiss se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn et!
  Ɛn wan uman we bin rili yɔŋ ɛn we bin rili fayn bin tɔk se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd!
  Wan ɔda stɔp bin de. Naw di savant gyal pikin dɛn bin de sho di yɔŋ man in sholda ɛn in an dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt mɔsul, dɛn bin fayn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn shep. Nɔto bɔdi bilda, bɔt na kast, fayn fayn fɛtman. Ɛn di skin kin shayn so bad bad wan.
  Di uman we tan lɛk ipɔpɔt bin de mɔna se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Di uman bin tɔk smɔl mɔ ɛn mɔ se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn sɛvinti!
  Wan ɔda titi we bin luk yɔŋ bin swɛt se:
  - Tri ɔndrɛd!
  Di big uman, difrɛn frɔm dat, i kray se:
  - Tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Di ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di fayn sɛks bin se:
  -Fɔ ɔndrɛd!
  Di yɔŋ uman, we i tan lɛk se insɛf na pɔsin we de wɛr klos, bin de mɔna se:
  - Fo ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Bɔku yɔŋ ɛn fayn uman dɛn bin de na di ɔkshɔn. Yu kin ivin wɔnda wetin mek dɛn nid kɔrɔpt ɛn west gigolo dɛn we yu kin gɛt infɛkshɔn frɔm.
  Wan uman we rili rɛspɛkt bin tɔk se:
  - Fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Ɛn bak, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Di amount stil no big so, espeshali wen yu tink abaut dala inflation. Ɛn ɔl kayn uman dɛn nɔ kin wet fɔ si aw dɛn kin pul wan yɔŋ, fayn gigolo in klos.
  Na tu gyal pikin we wɛr fɔmal sus, but ɛn mask, de pul ɔda blankit.
  Ɛn di wan ol bɔdi fɔ wan bɔbɔ we rili fayn ɛn we impɔtant, na nekɛd. Ɛn yu kin si in abs, we dɛn layt lɛk chɔklɛt chips. Ɛn wetin smol, shayn skin we de shayn na di spotlayt.
  Wan pan di uman dɛn bin se:
  - Siks ɔndrɛd!
  Wan ɔda wan bin chɛk:
  - Sɛvin ɔndrɛd!
  Di tɔd wan bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Et ɔndrɛd!
  Di ol uman kray se:
  - Nayn ɔndrɛd!
  Wan uman we bin rili yɔŋ ɛn fayn ɛn we gɛt dayamɔn iaring bin de his:
  - Tawzin!
  Ɛn bak, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Ɔlman bin gladi fɔ si wetin go apin nɛks. Dis yɔŋ man jɔs rili wɔndaful. I bɛtɛ pas ɛni Apɔlɔs.
  Di biliyan in wɛf Ɛlɛna bin admaya am, bɔt i nɔ bin ɛnta fɔ bargayn yet. Infakt, di tin we go intrestin pas ɔl na di ɛnd. Naw wetin na di rɔsh? Fɔ tru, dis na tin we rili valyu. Pan ɔl we, na di ɔda say, Ɛlɛna stil so fayn ɛn sɛxy dat if i shek in hip, wan ol grup we gɛt fayn fayn yɔŋ man dɛn go kam rɔn we go pe mɔni bak fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit am.
  Ɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr lɛda sus ɛn mask bak bigin fɔ pul ɔda blankit pan fayn fayn Slavik.
  Ɛn so dɛn bin de sho in leg dɛn we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we shep fayn fayn wan te to in ni dɛn. Ɛn swimin trɔnk dɛn. Di bɔbɔ bin so gladi dat in man pafɛkt layf bin swel. Ɛn i bin big, ɛn i bin alaw di uman fɔ mek i gladi pasmak.
  Wan ala ala bin de ala na di ɔl.
  Di uman we gɛt ipɔpɔt bin de mɔna se:
  - Fayvtin tawzin!
  Di wan we slimmer bin isyu:
  - Tu tawzin!
  Di uman we wɛr di kat mask bin twit se:
  - Tu fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Di uman we bin wɛr vel se:
  - Tri tawzin!
  Di uman we gɛt di dayamɔn iaring se:
  - Tri fayv ɔndrɛd!
  Di ol uman bin de mɔna se:
  - Fo tawzin!
  Di titi we bin luk rili yɔŋ, bin de swɛt se:
  - Fo ɛn af!
  Ɛn di uman we dɛn kɔba wit bɔrka bin de ala se:
  - Fayv tawzin!
  Ɛn bak, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp. Dis tɛm, fɔ wan nɛt wit di gigolo, dɛn bin kot wan rili fayn mɔni. Fɔ fayv tawzin dala yu kin haya fifti prostitut dɛn we nɔto di wɔs lɛvɛl. Ɛn wan ɔdinari gigolo we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns kin kɔst tu ɔndrɛd bɔks fɔ tu awa. Wɛl, sɔm dɛn dia pasmak ɛn sɔm dɛn nɔ dia. Ɛn naw di mɔni dɔn bi titi, ɛn nɔto so smɔl. Pantap dat, wɔ de apin, ɛn di Rɔshian rubul de go dɔŋ, ɛn di dala de go ɔp. No taim for fat ya, a wish se a kin liv!
  Bɔt fɔ tru, nɔto ɔl di trɔmp kad dɛn dɔn layt ɔp yet. Di gyal pikin dɛn kin pul di big but dɛn na di bɔbɔ in fut. Ɛn dɛn de sho di grasful in shep, we fiba gyal in fut. Ɛn nɔ gɛt ia - lɛk brɔnz statu. Di tan ɛn bare fut fɔ wan fayn fayn yɔŋ man de mek bɔku uman dɛn kray.
  Ɛn di ɔl de ala bak.
  - Siks tawzin! - Di venerable lady ala.
  Di yɔŋ gyal bin de chip, i bin de sho in tit:
  - Sɛvin tawzin!
  Wan yɔŋ bɔt fat uman we in fes nɔ fayn bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Et tawzin!
  Wan uman we yɔŋ ɛn we fayn pas am ɛn we gɛt dayamɔn iaring bin de chirp:
  - Nayn tawzin!
  Ɛn di uman we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ no in ej bikɔs ɔf in tik tik burka, bin de chip:
  - Tɛn tawzin!
  Bɔt in vɔys bin yɔŋ. Ɛn Slavka bin gladi. Fɔ tink se fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit Muslim uman fɔ da kayn mɔni de, na big tin! Ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt tu ɛn af tawzin dɔla na in pɔkit.
  Na tru se nɔto dat nɔmɔ. Di bɔbɔ, we gɛt mɔsul, we rili fayn, we de shayn lɛk wan ol Grik gɔd in statu, bin wɛr swimin trɔnk. Ɛn di fayn fayn rɛspɛkt we i gɛt bin stil de wit ɔl in glori.
  Ɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr rɛd sus ɛn mask pul di bɔbɔ in swimin trɔnk wit wan fayn fayn muvmɛnt.
  Di strip we dɛn mek wit klos bin fɔdɔm to di bɔbɔ in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we tan, we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn we rili fayn, we shep fayn fayn wan, ɛn dis bin mek Slavka kɔmɔt na do kpatakpata.
  I bin fil wayl shem insay insɛf. Blushing, lɛk yɔŋ vajin we nɔ ɛva test uman in bɔdi.
  Warbler bin de shek shek, in at bin de bit lɛk ston we de rɔtin.
  Ɛn di shek we i bin de shek, shem, ɛn we i bin de shem klia wan bin afɛkt uman dɛn fayn fayn wan. Infakt, i na so swit, wɔndaful bɔbɔ we gɛt gold ia, ɛn bak na vajin, we de mek di fayn man ɛn uman de shek shek we i dɔn languɔ.
  Wan uman we fat lɛk ipɔpɔt bin ala se:
  - Fayvtin tawzin bɔks!
  Wan uman we slim smɔl bin se:
  - Twɛnti tawzin!
  Di uman we wɛr di monastik klos bin de mɔna se:
  - Twɛnti fayv tawzin!
  Di yɔŋ gyal bin swɛt se:
  - Tati tawzin!
  Di ol uman kray se:
  - Tati fayv!
  Wan uman we gɛt dayamɔn iaring ɛn we rili fayn fɔ luk bin tɔk se:
  - Fɔti!
  Wan ɔda pɔsin we ripresent di fayn mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit big nɛks we gɛt sɔm pal dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik rawnd in nɛk bin de ala se:
  - Fɔti fayv tawzin!
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, wan uman we wɛr burka ɛn wit vɔys we rili yɔŋ bin tɔk, wit kruk ɛn klia wan se:
  - Fifti tawzin!
  As yushul, pipul bin de stɔp na di rawnd nɔmba. Infakt, fɔ da mɔni de yu kin bay gud ɛn nyu motoka. Ɔ rɛnt fayv ɔndrɛd nɔto di wɔs uman prostitut fɔ wan awa. Ɔ tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti ɛkspiriɛns gigolo man dɛn fɔ tu awa, ɔ fayv ɔndrɛd nɔ so ɛkspiriɛns ɛn kol. Yu tink se i fayn fɔ bigin lɛk dis?
  Pantap dat, dɛn kin rɛnt dis yɔŋ man we fayn leta fɔ smɔl mɔni.
  Ɛlɛna we bin dɔn de wet fɔ lɔng tɛm, bigin fɔ shek shek bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt. I rili fayn. Ɛn di sem tɛm i de blush lɛk yɔŋ gyal pikin ɛn shek lɛk ship bifo dɛn kil am.
  Di manija es in gavel ɛn bigin fɔ se:
  - Fifti tawzin dala tɛm! Fifti tawzin dala tu... Fifti tawzin dala...
  Elena ala wit vɔys we nɔto in yon se:
  - Siksti tawzin!
  Ɔlman tɔn rawnd. Wi si wan uman we slɛnd ɛn we kɔba, we wɛr mask. Ɛn wit vɔys we rili fayn ɛn we pipul dɛn sabi.
  Slavka bin rili want dis fayn fayn tin, we dɛn kɔba wit mask, fɔ bay am fɔ at le wan nɛt.
  If nɔto dat, we i mit wan Arab uman bin mek i fred. Di Is sɛf gɛt kruk pipul dɛn. Ɛn jɔs bad bad tin dɛn kin de we kin mek pipul dɛn nɔ du wetin rayt. Pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kil am ɔ mek i nɔ ebul fɔ waka, i fɔ du ɛnitin we di uman we bay am aks am.
  Ɛn nɔ gri fɔ du ɛnitin.
  Bɔt di fayn fayn tin dɛn we de insay di burka nɔ bin tray fɔ giv-ɔp:
  - Sɛvinti tawzin!
  Elena bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Eti!
  Di uman we bin lɔk bin tɔk shap wan se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tawzin dɔla!
  Wan ala ala bin de ala na di ɔl. Yɛs, di mɔni fɔ jɔs wan nɛt wit gigolo nɔ ɛva bi. Bɔt we ɔkshɔn apin, di gladi gladi we dɛn kin gɛt we dɛn de bargayn kin kam, ɛn dis kin at fɔ bia wit.
  Ɛn bɔku uman dɛn nɔ gɛt man yet. Dɛn na uman dɛn we dɛn man dɔn day, ɔ dɛn dɔn gɛda dɛn kapital fɔ dɛnsɛf, ɔ dɛn dɔn ebul fɔ gɛt prɔpati bifo dɛn mared. Ɔ di man dɛn na lay lay tin dɛn.
  So sɔmbɔdi bin de fɔ go insay di bargain.
  Di yɔŋ titi ala se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd tɛn tawzin!
  Di uman we bin wɛr vel bin grɔmbul:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti!
  Di uman we gɛt dayamɔn iaring se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Dɔn di uman we wɛr di burka ala se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd tawzin!
  Elena bin de muf wit pashɔn se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti!
  Di titi we gɛt di rubi nɛks bin se:
  - Tri ɔndrɛd tawzin!
  Di fat uman ala se:
  - Fo ɔndrɛd tawzin!
  Dɔn di uman we wɛr di burka ala na in lɔng dɛn ɔp se:
  - Milyan dɔla!
  Dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi siriɔs ɛn bɔku bɔku mɔni. Fɔ dɛn kayn mɔni dɛn de dɛn kin bay pikchɔ dɛn, ɔs dɛn we gɛt blɔd blɔd, ɔ wan ol ami we gɛt uman dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn. Yu kin ɔda wan ilit prostitut bak fɔ wan tawzin fɔ di nɛt. Pantap dat, di ruble de fɔdɔm ɛn wɔ de ɛn dɛn de op se i go jɔs wɔs.
  Wan ebi ebi stɔp bin de. Fɔ Ɛlɛna in man we gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔni, wan milyɔn dɔla nɔto da kayn mɔni de we go kil pɔsin. Bɔt jɔs fɔ mi man. Ɛn fɔ am, i tu notis. Ɛn wan ol milyɔn we dɔn kɔmɔt na yu akɔn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd ɔ jɔstify izi wan.
  Ɛn i klia se ɔda uman dɛn bin de shem fɔ dis mɔni.
  Di manija es in gavel ɛn bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Wan milyɔn dala wan tɛm, wan milyɔn dala tu, wan milyɔn dala tri...
  Elena bin ala lawd wan se:
  - Wan milyɔn dala ɛn wan mɔ dala!
  Di manija bigin fɔ se:
  - Wan milyɔn dala ɛn wan ɔda dala wan tɛm... Wan milyɔn...
  Di uman we wɛr di burka bin de ala se:
  - Tu milyɔn dɔla!
  Wan ala ala bin de ala na di ɔl. Di mɔni bin so dat yu kin haya tɛn tawzin pɔshɔnal gigolo fɔ tu awa, ɔ twɛnti tawzin prostitut fɔ wan awa. Fɔ dɛn kayn sɔm dɛn de, dɛn bin bay dia dia, thoroughbred stɛlin dɛn, ɛn yu kin dɔn bil wan vilej ɛn gɛt nɔto di smɔl yacht. Ɛn insay jɔs wan nɛt.
  Slava bin stɔp, ɛn in yay dɛn opin: na so i valyu afta ɔl! Wan bɔku bɔku mɔni.
  Wan pan di yɔŋ gyal pikin dɛn we bin de na di ɔdiɛns, we sɔntɛm bin de sɔkdɔm pan di gladi gladi we dɛn bin de gɛt fɔ bargayn, lawd wan:
  - Tu milyɔn ɛn wan dala!
  Di manija bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Tu milyɔn ɛn wan dala tɛm! Tu milyɔn ɛn wan dɔla tu! Tu miliɔn ɛn wan dala - tri...
  Di uman we wɛr di burka ala se:
  - Fayv milyɔn!
  Wan buz bin de na di hall bitwin di uman dɛn. Dis na big big mɔni ɔlrɛdi, pɔsin kin se na fɔchɔ. Ɛn ɔl dis insay jɔs wan nɛt. Na jɔs krayzi fɔ tɔk. Na lɛk fayv milyɔn!
  Warbler, we in ed bin de spin, ɛn di bɔbɔ, we bin rɛd wit shem, we bin de shek shem ɛn gladi at, bin kray:
  A de fred dis daknɛs, we nɔ gɛt op ɛn we rili bad, .
  Frɔm usay a nɔ go ɛva kam bak...
  Na jok, wetin na swit jok
  Ɛn drim na drim, ɛn naw a go wek!
  Ɛn di men manija bigin fɔ anɔys se:
  - Fayv miliɔn dala tɛm! Fayv miliɔn dala - tu! Fayv miliɔn dala tri...
  Dɔn wan pan di uman dɛn we gɛt dayamɔn iaring tek am ɛn se:
  - Fayv milyɔn ɛn wan dala!
  Wan rɔm bin de rɔn na di ɔl. Di mɔni dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi jɔs tan lɛk krayse. Pan ɔl we fɔ ɛgzampul, insay di las ɔndrɛd ia, sɔmbɔdi we kɔmɔt Jepan bin pe wan ɔndrɛd ɛn 4 milyɔn dɔla fɔ wan Van Gɔg peint, ɛn i bin mek wan rɛkɔd. Bɔt us kayn pikchɔ bin de de: daub! No wɔnda nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want fɔ bay Van Gogh insay in layf.
  Bot stil, yu pe so moch fo wan nait wit gigolo.
  Di manija es in gavel bak ɛn bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Fayv miliɔn ɛn wan dala - wan tɛm! Fayv miliɔn ɛn wan dala - tu! Fayv miliɔn ɛn wan dala - tri...
  Di uman we wɛr di burka ala se:
  - Tɛn milyɔn dɔla!
  Agen, nɔys de na di ɔl. Ɛn sɔm uman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol dɛnsɛf igen ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ stik dɛn finga ɔ vaybreta bitwin dɛn leg fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku arous. Dis na aw dis bargayn we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ imajin bin mek dɛn bigin fɔ du am. Dis bin rili rili kul.
  Slava bin sɔprayz: tɛn milyɔn dɔla! Ɛn wan pat pan dis mɔni na in yon. Nɔto jɔs i go pe di mafia, bɔt insɛf go bi jɛntriman ɛn rɛspɛkt man. Ɛn afta dat, wan rili fayn tumara bambay go de wet fɔ am. Di uman we bin de ɔnda di burka bin gɛt yɔŋ, fayn vɔys, ɛn i nɔ ivin klia wetin de stɔp am fɔ pik man dɛn fɔ natin. Na tru se bɔku uman dɛn lɛk fɔ gɛt kɔmplit pawa oba man dɛn ɛn kɔmand dɛn we dɛn de na bed. Ɛn dat mek, instead ɔf vaybrɛta, ɔ man dɛn we kɔmɔt na strit kin bay gigolo.
  Ɛn Slava stil so yɔŋ ɛn fayn. Ɛn we i de smayl, aw in tit dɛn kin shayn. Fɔ tru, na yɔŋ man we rili fayn ɛn we fayn, we kɔba. Wɛl, aw yu go pas dis? Fɔ tru, dis na di gift we pas ɔl di ɔda gift dɛn na di wan ol wɔl.
  Di mɔni bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi prohibitive. Ɛn fɔ ambɔg sɔntin lɛk dis kin rili denja.
  Ɛn di manija bigin fɔ tɔk, i de sho in tit se:
  - Tɛn milyɔn dɔla tɛm! Tɛn milyɔn dɔla tu! Ten milian dala tri...
  Elena, bifo di hama fɔdɔm, i ala wit pwɛl at se:
  - Ilɛvin milyɔn!
  Di nɔys we de na di ɔl de lawd mɔ. Wan pan di uman dɛn bin ala se:
  - Dis na biznɛsman we wɛr skit!
  Slavka bin de mɔna se:
  - Yu gigolo de worth mo,
  Wetin i rili valyu?
  Di manija es in gavel ɛn bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Ilɛvin milyɔn tɛm, ilevin milyɔn tu! Ilɛvin milyɔn tri...
  Dɔn Ɛlɛna bin bigin fɔ fred. I nɔ bin gɛt da mɔni de insɛf, i bin jɔs de ala bikɔs i trangayes. Ɛn if in man kam fɔ no bɔt dis, dat min se dis go apin to am. Pan ɔl we if i dayvɔs, sɔntɛm i go stil kɛr sɔm pat pan di prɔpati go na kɔt. Ɛn i go fri. Ɛn at ɔl i go travul ɔlsay na di wɔl, we go rili kol.
  Ɛn wetin mek in man nɔ go mek i kɔmɔt na Mɔsko - so dat i go day kwik, di bastar!
  Bɔt di las sɛkɔn bifo di hama nak fɔ di tɔd tɛm, di uman we wɛr di burka bin de ala se:
  - Twɛnti milyɔn dɔla!
  Di uman dɛn shek ɛn waka insay. Walker we de wok. Ɛn afta dat, Ɛlɛna bin fil se i gladi ɛn i bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns. Dis uman we wɛr di burka go mɔs bi se i rili jɛntri. So mek i fɔk aut fɔ in whim. Mek i pe ful fɔ gladi wit wan bɔbɔ we fayn, fayn ɛn we gɛt mɔsul.
  Ɛn Ɛlɛna bin se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla!
  Di ɔl bigin ɛn ala. Eh! Wɛl, di mɔnt fɔ wan nɛt wit wan bɔbɔ we rili fayn ɛn we kɔba. To wich mak yu get fo bi lustful, or in lov, fo inves dis kain wail amount fo yong gigolo?
  Di manija es di gavel ɛn bigin fɔ se:
  - Wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tɛm! Wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tu! Wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tri...
  Di uman we wɛr di burka ala se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn! - Ɛn i ad. - Stɔp di sɛrks. Yu nɔ gɛt da mɔni de ɛn yu go shem!
  Elena bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Aw yu no dat?
  Di uman we wɛr di burka ansa se:
  - A no! If a se am, a no!
  Di manija es in gavel ɛn bigin fɔ se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tɛm! Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tu! Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tri...
  Dɔn wan pan di uman dɛn we bin de na di ɔl bin swɛt se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn ɛn wan dala!
  Di manija bin mɛmba se:
  - If yu nɔ pe di mɔni ful wan, dɛn go trowe yu ɛn dɛn nɔ go ɛva alaw yu fɔ go insay di ɔkshɔn rum.
  Di uman we wɛr dak glas nɔd se:
  - A no! Bɔt i rili rɛdi!
  Di manija bigin fɔ ala se:
  - Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn ɛn wan dala tɛm! Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn ɛn wan dɔla tu! Tu ɔndrɛd milyɔn ɛn wan dala tri...
  Di uman we wɛr di burka se:
  - Fayv ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla!
  Wan ala ala bin de ala na di ɔl. Uman dɛn bigin fɔ masaj bitwin dɛn leg ɛn yuz vaybrɛta wit mɔ trɛnk.
  Slavka bin si wantɛm wantɛm se in man pafɛkt layf bigin fɔ stɔp. I bin dɔn de insay wan gladi at fɔ tu lɔng tɛm. Ɛn afta dat, i bin bɔn.
  Ɛn wan kray we disapɔynt bin de ala na di stand dɛn bitwin di uman dɛn we bin want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs.
  Di manija es di gavel ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ, ɛn sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal:
  - Fayv ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tɛm! Fayv ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tu! Fayv ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla tri!
  Dɛn bin stɔp fɔ stɔp bad bad wan, ɛn di manija bin anawns se:
  - Dɛn sɛl wan yɔŋ gigolo, we ol lɛk ettin ia, we nem Vyacheslav Kolobkov, to wan uman we wɛr burka fɔ fayv ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla!
  Di uman nɔd se:
  - A go transfa mɔni frɔm yu akɔn! Ɛn naw i go bi mi yon, fɔ di wan ol nɛt!
  Dɛn bin trowe wan blankit oba Slavka. Ɛn dɛn put chen na in nɛk we strɔng ɛn we gɛt mɔsul.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de padul in fut we nɔ gɛt natin biɛn in nyu masta.
  Di manija bin notis se:
  - Na in na yu slev fɔ di nɛt! Jɔs nɔ kil am ɔ mek i nɔ ebul fɔ du natin!
  Wan uman we wɛr burka bin kam nia di yɔŋ man. In an es in an ɛn ol di bɔbɔ in man pafɛkt. I bin rayz bak wantɛm wantɛm ɛn swel. Ɛn Slava bin blush dip wan, bikɔs i bin shem ɛn shem.
  Di uman opin in fes smɔl. I bin rili fayn, i bin de na di ist, i bin gɛt blak ia, i nɔ bin ol pas twɛnti fayv ia. Yɛs, i bin rili fayn, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin de si ɛni mek-ap na in fes.
  Slavka bin tɔk se:
  - Yes, yu sef kin risiv moni fo wan nait!
  Di uman nɔd se:
  - A no! A go tɛl yu leta wetin mek a pe da kayn wayl mɔni de fɔ yu! Insay da tɛm de, lɛ wi go na di rum! Taym shɔt, ɛn a want fɔ ɛnjɔy lɔv fɔ di las tɛm na mi layf!
  Di bɔbɔ bin sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin mek di las wan?
  Di uman ansa se:
  - Bikɔs dɛn bin sɛntɛns mi, Prinses Esmigul, fɔ day fɔ mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin! Ɛn di de afta tumara na do, dɛn go kɔt mi ed!
  Slavka bin tɔk se:
  - So yu nid fɔ rɔnawe!
  Di prinses ansa wit wan swɛt se:
  - A bin swɛ to Allah se a nɔ go rɔnawe! So bifo mi man day, i gi mi in akɔn ɛn alaw mi fɔ du ɛn bay ɛnitin we a want fɔ dis de!
  Slavka bin de laf se:
  - So na dat mek yu so jenaros! No pɔynt nɔ de fɔ kip mɔni!
  I nɔd ɛn ansa se:
  "If yu sav mi gud gud wan ɛn a lɛk yu, a go bay yu wan ol pales, wan yacht, ɛn ɛni ɔda tin we yu want, wan ol motoka dɛn!" So tray yu bɛst!
  Di yɔŋ man nɔd se:
  - A rɛdi ɛn gladi fɔ sav yu!
  So dɛn go insay wan sɛpret rum we gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn. I bin lɛf di uman in wan wit am. I pul in klos fayn fayn wan, ɛn sho se i gɛt bɔdi we tan lɛk pafɛkt wan. Di man pafɛkt we Slavka bin gɛt bin swel sote i bin rɛdi fɔ bɔs.
  Di nekɛd prinses nɔd se:
  - Kam tek shawa wit mi!
  Wan yɔŋ man ɛn wan yɔŋ uman kam insay di bafa, dɛn kɔba dɛn ɔl wit gold.
  Wam wam wata bin de flɔd. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ was di fayn fayn bɔdi dɛn.
  Di uman nɔd se:
  - Yu sabi wok wit yu tong!
  Slava bin nɔd in ed:
  - Na dat!
  Prinses Esmigul bin nɔd in ed se:
  - So wok! Kam pan mi fayn fayn bɔbɔ!
  Di yɔŋ man nil dɔŋ, stɔp in fes bitwin di leg dɛn, insay di biuti in krak krak we dɛn sheb fayn fayn wan ɛn bigin fɔ wok wit in tong, wok wit nɔ bisin bɔt insɛf ɛn wit zil.
  Di yɔŋ, fayn uman bin de kray wit voluptuously. Ɛn i bin rili gladi.
  Slava bin de gladi mɔ ɛn mɔ bak. Aw di rɛspɛkt we i bin gɛt we i bin gladi pasmak bin de pen ɛn bɔn. Ɛn i bin de wok ɛn i bin gɛt gladi-at.
  Di prinses bin de kray, ɛn las las, we i de ala lawd wan, i shek insay wan strɔng ɔrgazm ɛn sag.
  Dɔn i nil dɔŋ ɛn in fes muf nia di yɔŋ man in groin. Ɛn so i rap in lip dɛn rawnd di penis we gladi, wam, we de smɛl fayn fɔ wan yɔŋ ɛn fayn stɛlin. Ɛn i bigin fɔ wok wit in tɔŋ insɛf.
  Warbler fos insɛf fɔ nɔ trowe di sid yet. Mek di uman ɛnjɔy di prɔses fɔ lik di smol, swit, apɛtit ed fɔ man pafɛkt, di yɔŋ man we fayn ɛn kiut pas ɔlman na Mɔsko.
  En di prinses bin kray, wok wit di penis, tong en lips. I bin jɔs rili fayn ɛn fayn fɔ am.
  Slavka fainali nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol bak ɛn kam. I trowe di stormy, swit mush, yɔŋ sid. Di prinses gridi lik am wit in tong, i nɔ alaw wan drop fɔ mis. Ɛn afta dat, i bin ɔda:
  - Naw lɛ wi go insay krawd pozishɔn! A go lik yu, ɛn yu go lik mi!
  Slavka bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri. In tong bigin fɔ masaj di prinses in klitoris bak wit sɛns ɛn wit trɛnk. Wail dɛn fos wan yɔŋ, fayn uman in tɔŋ ɛn lip dɛn bak fɔ swel ɛn wam, di yɔŋ, elastik penis fɔ wan gigolo we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we rili fayn ɛn we sabi du tin!
  
  DI KWIN ƐN DI BAREFUOT SLEV.
  ANNOTƐSHƆN
  Wan yɔŋ gyal pikin frɔm wi tɛm fɔs bi kwin. Bɔt fɔ we i du bad pasmak, di gɔd dɛn kin tɔn am to slev we nɔ gɛt fut. Bɔt di yɔŋ uman fri frɔm slev wok bay di ɛlf dɛn ɛn supa advantej dɛn bigin.
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Agripina bin si di sɛrimɔni. I tan lɛk se i go sidɔm na di tron ɛn sidɔm na tron we gɛt bɔku bɔku jɔlɔs. Ɛn dɛn put krawn we gɛt sta dɛn na in ed. Ɛn ɔl di prɛsidɛnt dɛn, kiŋ dɛn ɛn ɔda rula dɛn na di wɔl kin nil dɔŋ ɛn prez am.
  Ɛn di fayawɔk dɛn kin flay na di skay ɛn di kanɔn dɛn kin faya. Ɛn ɔltin de shayn. Ɛn naw na in na di ɛmprɛs fɔ planɛt Wɔl. Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ fanfare to am, ɛn ɔkestra dɛn kin ple. Ɛn di tron rum we i sidɔm insay, big fifti tɛm pas di Luzhniki stediɔm. Ɛn wan ol ami de pan am. Bɔku bɔku fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr shɔt skit, we nɔ gɛt natin, we gɛt mashin gɔn na dɛn bak, de salut am ɛn ala se:
  Yu na big big gɔd uman
  Emparɔ fɔ ɔl pipul dɛn...
  Elemɛnt we nɔ gɛt bɔund
  Kil ɔl yu ɛnimi dɛn!
  Agripina bin sho in tit ɛn ala se:
  A kin kɔt ɛnimi dɛn pan wan tanjɛnt, .
  I strik dem so kwik...
  Ɔltin kin tɔn aut fayn
  Mi na kwin, a nɔ no ɔl di wan dɛn we de wach!
  Afta dat, dɛn bin briŋ di fɔs pɔsin we dɛn bin kil to am. Na bin Pavlusha, we na bin fayn titi, we gɛt fayn ia, ɛn we gɛt mɔsul, we ol lɛk fɔtin ia so. I wɛr rɛd swimin trɔnk nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn tay in an ɛn fut. Dɛn bin wip di bɔbɔ ɛn fos am fɔ nil dɔŋ.
  Agripina tek wan ebi ebi waya wip na in an ɛn nak Pavlusha. Di bɔbɔ bin ala wit wayl pen. Ɛn di yɔŋ uman we strɔng ɛn we gɛt mɔsul kɔntinyu fɔ wip am, ɛn siŋ, de sho in tit.
  - Mi bɔy pikin dɛn, mi pikin, .
  Yu nɔ de slip na dis awa, .
  Ɛn yu go gɛt wan bɔmp we pɔsin kin si, .
  Wan wip na di bak!
  Ɛn di pawaful uman bit di bɔbɔ. Ɛn so dat di skin bɔs ɛn blɔd kɔmɔt na wan watasay. Ɛn Pavlusha bin de ala bikɔs i bin de sɔfa we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn yɛri wan bad bad kray. Di pales bin fɔdɔm ɛn di wɔl dɛn bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn wan big enjɛl we gɛt tu sɔd dɛn we de shayn, kam bifo am.
  Wan vɔys we de mek tɛnda se:
  - Yu, di wɔl ɛmprɛs, dɔn krɔs ɔl di limit dɛn! Dɛn go pɔnish yu fɔ dis. Di Ɔlmayti Gɔd go pul ɔl di pawa pan yu, ɛn mek yu, we de es yusɛf ɔp, shem.
  Laytnin bin kam. Di pales nɔ de igen, ɛn ɔl di savant dɛn, ɛn di edman dɛn fɔ di stet dɛn bak.
  Ɛn Agripina, instead fɔ wɛr fayn fayn klos ɛn krawn, i tɔn to slev we nekɛd af-af ɛn we dɛn tay wit shakul. Ebi ebi stɛl chen dɛn bin de na in fut ɛn an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Di bɔdi bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd - na wan loincloth nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn dɛn bin chen am togɛda wit ɔda slev gyal dɛn we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Ɛn di wam wam san we de na di dɛzat bin bɔn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we strɔng.
  Agripina, we na bin pawaful uman, we gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔsul dɛn, ɛn i bin ol in ed ɔp, insɛf bin bi slev. Ɛn di ovasia in bad bad tin bin fɔdɔm pan in bak we dɛn bin dɔn skapul.
  Ɛn di wip bin de wispa. Di ovasia nɔto bin ivin mɔtalman. Dis na big big bea we gɛt shag, ɛn in fes we rili bad ɛn we nɔ fayn. I bin sidɔm pan kamɛl ɛn nak wit ɔl in trɛnk agens di fɔs, wɔl ɛmprɛs.
  Agripina bin de fil pen ɛn i bin de kray. I mɛmba aw, afta dɛn arɛst am, dɛn kɛr am go na di rum usay dɛn de luk fɔ pipul dɛn. Dɛn fos mi fɔ pul ɔl mi klos ɛn bigin fɔ chɛk mi strɔng bɔdi we tan lɛk gyal pikin. Na sɔm uman dɛn we wɛr wayt kot bin de du dis. I tan lɛk se dis na ɔspitul, nɔto prizin, ɛn nɔto fɔ luk fɔ pipul dɛn, bɔt na mɛdikal ɛgzam.
  Dɔn dɛn tɛl mi fɔ skwatin bifo miro ɛn layt dɛn wit spɔtlayt dɛn. Na tru se i izi fɔ Agripina fɔ skwatin. Bɔt i nɔ kin fayn we sɔm uman dɛn we wɛr wayt kot de luk yu wit angri. Dɛn kin admaya di strɔng, prominɛnt mɔsul dɛn, we fit fɔ man pas fɔ gyal pikin, we kin rol lɛk dat we dɛn de muf.
  Ɛn dɛn yay kin want fɔ du sɔntin. Agripina gɛt di bɔdi fɔ bɔy pikin we rili strɔng wit mɔsul pas gyal pikin, pan ɔl we di skin smol, klin, divɛlɔp bɔdi ɛn wayd hip. Bɔt di sholda dɛn bak brayt.
  Agripina kray, bɔt ɔlman nɔ gi am di kɔmand fɔ stɔp. Naw i bigin fɔ swet, ɛn in skin we dɔn tan bigin fɔ shayn, na dat mek i tan lɛk wan ol Grik gɔd uman we bin de fɛt wɔ, in statu mɔ.
  Fɔ dɔn, i taya fɔ mek in yay it am. Ɛn di uman wodman we wɛr yunifom bin tɛl mi fɔ tinap na wan skwea ɛn put mi chin na wan spɛshal notch. Afta dat, i nɔ gri fɔ pul in tint rɔba glɔv dɛn ɛn, i ol in chin, put in finga dɛn insay Agripina in mɔt.
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ was ɛn dɛn de swet. Ɛn i klaym biɛn di chɛst ɛn ɔnda di tɔŋ. Agripina bin vɛks ɛn, we i push am go, i grɔmbul:
  - Put glɔv, bitch! Yu go gɛt di sik!
  I bin shem sɔm kayn we afta dat, ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ luk fɔ am. Bɔt dɛn bin tek in foto, i nekɛd, so dat pipul dɛn go si di tatu dɛn. Nɔto di finga dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn bin rol, bɔt dɛn bin rol di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin tek ɛkstrem rayt na di bɛlɛ, i tan lɛk se dɛn bin de tink se sɔntɛm drɔgs de de.
  Afta dat, dɛn kɛr mi go na di shawa. Dɛn bin ivin gi mi wan sop ɛn afta dat dɛn gi mi wan tawɛl. Dɔn dɛn gi wi wan yunifom.
  Agripina nɔ bin rili fred fɔ go na prizin. Bifo dat, i bin biliv tranga wan se na in go bi di pɔsin we impɔtant pas ɔlman ɛn we kol pas ɔlman.
  Bɔt di sɛl bin smɔl smɔl, twɛlv gyal pikin dɛn bin de, ɛn i bin de smɛl lɛk bɔkit.
  I bil dɛn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn mek dɛn klin. Dɔn i bin aks fɔ mek dɛn fiks di tɔylɛt. Ɛn dɛn obe am.
  Agripina bin tranga ivin na di say usay dɛn bin de kip pipul dɛn bifo dɛn jɔj am. Ɛn i kin fos am fɔ obe.
  Bɔt naw tu duzin gyal pikin dɛn de we dɛn chen rawnd am, ɛn wan ol skwad we gɛt ɔrk dɛn we gɛt wip.
  Ɛn dɛn bea dɛn ya bigin fɔ bit Agripina bad bad wan. Ɛn i bin so pen dat ivin dis heroic uman bin ala wit sɔfa ɛn aks fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ am. Infakt, i bin tɔn to sɔm kayn bad bad drim. Dɔn dɛn bin tay in nɛk bak, we nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia atɔl.
  Agripina bin de muf along di san. Ɛn di we aw i bin de fil bin smɔl. Dɛn kin bit am ɛn skrach am, ɛn blɔd dɔti kɔba am. Ɛn di shakul dɛn de klin ɛn di mɛtal de shayn.
  Agripina, we de kwayɛt wan, de stɔp. Di san kin wam ɛn i kin mek pɔsin fil pen fɔ di fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Pan ɔl we i stil nɔ gɛt natin - in leg dɛn kin ful-ɔp we dɛn de fɛt ɛn tren. Aw i tan lɛk fɔ slev gyal dɛn? Bɔku pan dɛn nɔ bin de go barefut ɔltɛm, ɛn dɛn fut nɔ kin rɔf so. Ɛn i kin bɔn sote blista dɛn kin ivin kɔmɔt.
  Wan yɔŋ uman de waka ɛn tink wit fred: i de insay chen ɛn na slev, we wan wip kin fɔdɔm pan in bak wan wan tɛm. Bɔt i nɔ go te igen i go tɔn in bak pan am ɛn tek pawa oba dis planɛt.
  Wan pawaful uman we gɛt mɔsul, kin mek ɔrk dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to am. Ɛn wan wan tɛm dɛn kin bit am wit wip ɔ waya we gɛt tik.
  Agripina bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Hit wik wan!
  Ɛn da tɛm de ɔltin chenj. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, shap, rɛd-ɔt aro dɛn bin de flay pan di ɔrk dɛn frɔm biɛn di dune. Dɛn bin chuk di shaggy bea dɛn, ɛn kɔmɔt na di yay, ɛn chuk di groin ɛn dɛn chɛst.
  Agripina tek am ɛn rɔsh, klin in chen dɛn, na di ɔrk. I bin chuk in ed wit chen.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - A tan lɛk damn dɛbul! A go pwɛl di kapital siti!
  Di elf dɛn jomp kɔmɔt biɛn di ambush pan di ɔrk dɛn we bin stil de alayv. Dɛn bin de ripresent dis pipul dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn, pan smɔl ɛn fayn fayn yunikɔn dɛn.
  Dɛn kil di ɔrk dɛn kwik kwik wan ɛn chuk dɛn wit sɔd. Afta dat, di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ fri frɔm dɛn chen. Dɔn bak, wit di ɛp we di majik we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek majik stik dɛn, Agripina nɔ bin gɛt chen.
  Di yɔŋ uman bin fri. Ɛn pawaful, wit bɔku bɔku mɔsul dɛn.
  Afta dat, i bin gɛt wan ol tim we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn na so di fayn fayn wɔman dɛn bin de stɔp dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt na di dɛzat.
  Agripina bin de hum, i bin de sho in tit:
  Dɛn de rɔn na wan kruk rod, .
  Bare gyal pikin dɛn fut...
  A taya fɔ skwash bɔg, .
  A want fɔ provok mi gladi at!
  Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin rili agresiv ɛn fɛt-fɛt. Dɛn bin want fɔ siŋ ɛn jomp. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn leg dɛn fayn, pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn taya, dɛn dɔn kɔmɔt dɔŋ, ɛn dɛn dɔn pank.
  Dis na di tim we de mach. Ɛn wit dɛn, ɛlf dɛn bin de pan yunikɔn ɛn wit bɔw.
  Agripina fil se i strɔng ɛn i de siŋ:
   Frɔm di tɛm we Spatakɔs bin de - dis fet de liv, .
  Dat slev nɔ fɔ ɛva de na di wɔl!
  If di masta na impudent - i de wam in bɛlɛ wit stov, .
  Ɛn di pesin frɔz insay di kol - biliv mi, i nɔto fate!
  
  Di Rɔshian man Spartak drɔ in sɔd fɔ wi,
  Ɛn biɛn am, di riva bin de go ɔp we nɔ gɛt ɛnd fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn de mek sɔfa...
  If yu na man, ɔna valyu pas layf, .
  If yu want layf fɔ flɔ insay di gladi at na di wɔl!
  
  Stenka Razin bin want fɔ mek di slev dɛn kamp stret, .
  So dat wil de, ɔlman go ebul fɔ kɔntrol...
  Ɛn pipul dɛn lɛk am nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek di shem, .
  Ɛn biɛn dɛn na di pipul dɛn bin de - wan ami we nɔ bɔku bin de mach!
  
  Torchɔ, rak ɛn tik na di argumɛnt dɛn we kiŋ dɛn kin tɔk, .
  Ɔlman want fɔ tek ɔltin fɔ insɛf sote go!
  Bɔt fridɔm, biliv mi, na mayl apat frɔm bred ɛn ɔni, .
  Ɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, dis kayn drim dɔn de bɔn na wi at!
  
  Tɛnda dɔn kam - Ɔktoba, ɛn naw wi pawa, .
  Di kɔntri de bɔn, bɔku blɔd ɛn pen de!
  Bɔt Jizɔs nɔ go mek di wan dɛn we de du wetin rayt fɔ day na ɛlfaya, .
  Di wan we dɛn bit bad bad wan go gladi bak wit gud tin dɛn!
  
  Lenin opin di domɔt, Stalin gɛt maynd fɔ lid, .
  Wit evri step wi de kam klos to di oli gol!
  Bɔt Setan kam, di bad ia we mek 41, .
  Ɛn naw wi blɔd de rɔsh kɔmɔt na wan vein lɛk wata we de rɔn!
  
  Wi na kɔntri wit una; wi ɔnɔ na yu layf, .
  Nɔ ɛva briŋ di pipul dɛn na Rɔs" nil dɔŋ!
  Hol pan Rɔshia, fɛt fɔ di Fatherland, .
  Dis na di minin ɛn sɔl fɔ di kɔrej we jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn gɛt!
  
  Di Fuhrer na wan disgusting bɔdi, wɛl, Rus in na wan Jaynt, .
  Ɛn di Chechen, di Uzbek ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt wanwɔd!
  Kɔmyunizim na wan tin we dɛn kɔl monolith, wan ideal fɔ di sol, .
  Ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn shelf dɛn dɔn brok kpatakpata!
  
  Di kosmos de kɔl di yɔŋ wan dɛn - di ɔn de blo invayt, .
  Wan nyu frɔnt go de, pas Mas!
  Wi de bil kɔmyunizim - wi dɔn abolish rubles, .
  Ɛni sitizinship nɔ impɔtant!
  
  Di wan ol yunivas, biliv mi, go tɔn rɛd naw, .
  Get dɛn go de fɔ go na ɛvin - rɛd sta dɛn.
  Man, brɔda, na animal we gɛt rabid trade, .
  Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ lɔv ɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn insay klin siŋ dɛn!
  
  So, nɔ swɛ di we aw yu nɔ gɛt sɔri-at ɛn we yu de les, .
  Fɔ wi Fada Land, we de fɛt lɛk falkɔn!
  Ɛn una sojaman dɛn de wok nɛt ɛn de, .
  Mek di Gadin na Idɛn blo ɛn gi swit jus!
  Agripina bin de siŋ wit in tim we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm a kech misɛf de tink se i tan lɛk se i de sɔpɔt kɔmyunizim. Wɛl, Agripina nɔ bin no di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn tɛm: i bin tu yɔŋ. I nɔ go te igen i go ol tati sɛvin ia, ɛn di ia naw na 2023. So, wetin i go mɛmba bɔt di pawa we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn gɛt? Dis na lay lay stori, na in yay ɛn in maynd. Agripina, as dem se, na pikin fo in taim. Ɛn, fɔ tru, a nɔ yɛri di bɛst rivyu dɛn bɔt di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de. Lɛk, fɔ tru, ivin tin lɛk banana bin shɔt. Yes, ɛn kandy ɛn chewing gam bak. Ɛn di jins nɔ bin bɔku we nɔ bin de apin so ɔltɛm. Ɛn ɔnda Gɔbachev, ivin bita vodka ɛn sigrɛt dɛn bin de lɔs na di shelf dɛn. Lɔng layn, kupon, kad, ɛmti stɔ, tɔtal shɔtat - dis na wetin pipul dɛn mɛmba bɔt Sɔviɛt tɛm.
  Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin want dɛn bak. Ɛni we aw i bi, na Mɔsko di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛda wan pasɛnt pan di vot dɛn we nɔ bin impɔtant ivin insay di nayntin ia we bin at fɔ du. Bɔt Agripina bin rili jɛntri, ɛn fɔ tru fɔ kapitalizim. So wetin mek i bigin fɔ siŋ wantɛm wantɛm bɔt lɛftist aydia dɛn?
  Di yɔŋ uman pans insɛf na in chin ɛn his:
  Wi kiŋ, di wan we Gɔd dɔn pik na ɛvin, .
  Wi kiŋ tan lɛk dɛbul we gɛt gɔst...
  Wi kiŋ, mɛsenja fɔ fate, .
  Na yu nɔmɔ wi kiŋ!
  Lusifɔs! Lusifɔs! Lusifɔs! Lusifɔs!
  Agripina tek am wit wayl gladi ɛn siŋ:
  - Yu na di big Lusifa, yu shed wan rayt pan di layt,
  Ɛn di oli sɔd fɔ wɔ bin kɔt di sikrit!
  Ɛn bak di titi, ɔ fɔ se, big uman ɛn sizin uman, bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Wi kiŋ, mɛsenja na ɛvin, .
  Wi kiŋ tan lɛk dɛbul we gɛt gɔst.
  Wi kiŋ, di wan we dɛn dɔn pik fɔ fate, .
  Na yu nɔmɔ wi kiŋ!
  Lusifɔs! Lusifɔs! Lusifɔs! Lusifɔs!
  Dis na aw di wɔman bin de siŋ ɛn stɔp fɔ pas na di dɛzat. Ɛn di we aw i bin de fil bin fayn. Wetin mek i fɔ smɔl?
  Bɔt na ya bak di kɔnfyushɔn de si. Di elf dɛn bin gɛt signal se di ɔrk dɛn de kam nia. Ɛn dɛn bin layn insay wan sɛmi sɛklɔ. Af pan di wan dɛn we bin de rayd na bin ɛlf dɛn. Nays gyal pikin dɛn, we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, bɔt we dɛn kɔba wit valyu jɔlɔs.
  I klia se dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt te dɛn day.
  Agripina bin stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we strɔng. Ɛn wan ebi ebi bɔw bin apia na in an. Big wan, we yu kin put bɔku bɔku aro dɛn insay.
  Di titi, ɔ fɔ se di uman hiro, bin siŋ:
  Klaud bin kɔmɔt frɔm di wan dɛn we de tek blɔd, .
  Ɛl dɔn brok kɔmɔt na di Wɔl we nɔ de fa!
  Di snek de kray panzvale, rattlesnake, .
  Di klawd dɛn layt wit blɔd!
    
  Di wef dɛn de bɔn, dɛn de splash lɛk ɛlfaya, .
  Ɛn i go mit wan ami we gɛt di brayt daredevils!
  Wi go protɛkt fayn fayn swit uman dɛn, .
  Wi go fit fɔ du di wok we wi papa dɛn de du!
    
  Mi wɔl, aw yu bin de kray wit pen, .
  Di ɛnimi bin lɛf wan ɔndrɛd trays pan wund dɛn!
  Bot mek wi trowe di orcs, wans wi don off di pedestal,
  Di sik we de kam pan dash ia nɔ go las fɔ lɔng tɛm!
    
  Ɛn day dɔn ɔlrɛdi tɔn wayt biɛn di klawd, .
  Bɔt wi tinkin rɔsh go na ɛvin!
  Mek wi tramp di bad bad pipul dɛn we gɛt badnem to dɔst, .
  En, yu no, wi go tear di orcs in haf!
    
  Wi nɔ no pis ɛn ol ej rɔtin, .
  Wi na di pikin dɛm fɔ wi oli Mama Land!
  Ɔltin we brayt bin fɛt wit bea dɛn, .
  Wi na shot dɛn fɔ dɛn pawaful rut dɛn ya!
    
  Ɛn da wikɛd bɔm de bɔn wit pawa, .
  Wetin wi bisin bɔt di bɔm we shel de bɔn, dis tɛnda!
  Elfi fɛtman dɛn ebul fɔ du bɔku tin, .
  Ɛn fɔ di Fuhrer, di wan we de ɔp go bi di wan we de dɔŋ!
    
  Ɛl ɔf di ɔndawɔl, di faya bin flay, .
  Krawl along di rockade wit di barel of wan predatory "Tiger"!
  Ɛn ɔl di taya we wi bin taya bin flay kɔmɔt nia wi wantɛm wantɛm, .
  Di tɛm fɔ ple fayn fayn gem dɛn dɔn dɔn!
    
  Wan grenade na mi an, wan fatal trowe, .
  Di Tayga bin gɛt hit bad bad wan na di snot!
  Ɛn di Fuhrer insay di bɔyl we de na di Tartar bɔyl rum, .
  So dat di wɔl nɔ go sho insɛf to di ɛlf dɛn!
    
  Di bea de shek bikɔs ɔf di voli dɛn we de mek i vɛks bad bad wan, .
  Na ya di flag de flay oba di Reichstag fɔ di Ɛlf dɛn!
  Ɛn di San bɔn oba di Fada Land, .
  Afta ɔl, dɛn dɔn ridyus di Orc Reich to dɔst ɛn ashis!
  Agripina bin siŋ, ɛn di ɔda slev gyal dɛn ɛn di ɛlf dɛn tek di siŋ. Ɔltin bin luk rili kul ɛn jɔs wɔndaful.
  Ɛn di slev gyal dɛn bin gɛt bɔw na dɛn an, ɛn wan man ɛn in wɛf bin ivin gɛt krɔsbɔ. Ɛn dɛn pul di strɛch ɛn bigin fɔ shot aro. Dɛn rɔsh insay wan ark ɛn panch tru di ɔrk dɛn we de go bifo.
  Dɛn animal dɛn ya we bin gɛt shag ɛn we bin de smɛl, bin rɔsh fɔ fɛt wit wayl ɛn frenzi wamat.
  Dis na bin rili fɛt. Di ɛlf dɛn, we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, bin de shot frɔm bɔw. Ɛn di man ɛlf dɛn bin de yuz mɔ pawaful ɛn kil krɔsbɔ.
  Dɛn bin de trowe bolt dɛn wit big pawa. We bin spun ɛn pier di ɔrk dɛn we bin de klaym fɔ atak. Ɛn dɛn bin de bit dɛn bad bad wan.
  Wan pan di ɛlf dɛn, we wɛr wan valyu krawn, bin de ala:
  - Insay di oli wɔ, na de wi win go de! Elven flag fɔ go bifo - glori to di hiro dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn so i fri wan big aro, ɛn pul di bɔw string wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn bak, as i de ala:
  - Natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi! Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi!
  Ɛn di ɛlf dɛn, togɛda wit di uman slev dɛn, bin de bit di ɔrk dɛn wit aro. Ɛn dɛn bin kɔba dɛn kpatakpata. Dis na bin dɛn rili agresiv panorama fɔ fɛt ɔpreshɔn.
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin tɔn to jɔs supa, we bin de sho se dɛn gɛt wɔndaful trɛnk ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand.
  Dɔn bak siŋ dɛn fɔ pipul dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn tin dɛn ɛn we rili ple.
  Natin nɔ de we tru pas kɔyn
  I rili de shayn witout lay lay tɔk!
  Infakt, di dablɔn na di rula na di wɔl, .
  In sɔpɔt na strɔng sɔd ɛn shild!
    
  Di pegan gɔd dɛn ayd insay de, .
  Lɛk di san, di gold fes we de shayn...
  Pan ɔl we bandit dɛn stil de we gɛt parasayt, .
  Udat bigin fɔ tred dɛn sol!
    
  Di kɔyn na aydɔl ɛn na ay enjɛl, .
  Na in na di wan we de sev, we de pwɛl ɔlman.
  If gold nɔ de, di damask stɛl we dɛn haya de languish, .
  If mɔni nɔ de, sakrifays na fɛt nɔ go kam!
    
  Bɔt wetin yu want, man in at, .
  A wan bay yu immortality...
  Fɔ opin di domɔt fɔ gladi at wit gridi, .
  Fɔ wev wan trɛd we gɛt layf fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm!
    
  Bɔt yu tink se dablɔn kin gɛt dat bak?
  Yu tink se golden sɛklɔ kin drim?
  So dat di ol man we gɛt swɛlin nɔ go kam wit gritin, .
  Ɛn i nɔ bin put stamp na in fɔɛd na di ples usay dɛn de kip bɔdi!
    
  Pan ɔl we yu nid bɔku gladi at fɔ wan kɔyn, .
  Mek wi put wisɛf pan sin sote wi at gladi!
  Bɔt mɔtalman nɔ gɛt pawa pas wetin pɔsin want fɔ du, .
  Girls na to am lɛk malet to wan kɔk!
    
  I want fɔ gɛt bɔku tin na di bɛlɛ, .
  It fizant, pud dɛn we gɛt painapul.
  Pan ɔl we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ it te yu day, .
  Ivin if yu rili kul wit mɔni!
    
  Ɛn di kɔfin, i ivin kɔst tumɔs, .
  Na bikɔs ples de fɔ kiŋ dɛn insay de!
  Afta ɔl, di enjɛl go drɔ ziro na di fɔm, .
  Wan blok na di fɔɛd ɛn wan stik na di bren!
  Na tru se uman dɛn we de fɛt wɔ nɔ smɔl pas ɔda wan dɛn we dɛn de fɛt. Ɛn so, we di ɔrk dɛn, we dɔn sɔfa bɔku lɔs, brok insay di fɛt rɛnj, di fayn fayn uman dɛn yuz dɛn sɔd dɛn.
  Albina bin smayl. Tu sɔd dɛn bin apia wantɛm wantɛm na in an. I wev dɛn, spin di mil, kɔt tu ɔ tri ɔrk ed ɛn his:
  - Yu rɔn go insay di rɔng wan!
  Ɛn afta dat, wit in bare il, i tek ɛn kik di ɔrk jenɛral na in chin. I fɔdɔm lɛk bag we gɛt san. Ɛn in jaw we bin brok bigin fɔ ren na in tit. Ɛn ɔltin bin luk so fayn ɛn kol. Wetin di gyal pikin dɛn bin siŋ insay kɔrɛkt wit big big zil:
  A de aks, Masta, mek di de nɔ fɔdɔm, .
  Mek di gyal in yay bi yɔŋ sote go!
  So dat wi nayt go flay ɔp di rɔk dɛn, .
  So dat di kɔva fɔ di lek dɛn go klia pas kristal!
    
  Na fayn fayn wɔl Gɔd dɔn mek, .
  Dɛn it silva insay de, ɛn di maple na rubi!
  A de luk fɔ galfrɛn, Gɔd in ideal -
  Fɔ du dis, i bin de kɔt ɛnimi dɛn we i de fɛt!
    
  Wetin mek di yɔŋ man in at ebi so?
  Wetin i want fɔ fɛn na dis wɔl?
  Wetin mek di ɔs dɔn brok?
  Aw fɔ sɔlv wan tangle of big prɔblɛm dɛn?
    
  A want, Gɔd, fɔ gladi bak, .
  Fɛn yu drim we de na ɛvin!
  So dat di trɛd fɔ lɔk nɔ go brok, .
  Fɔ put layn ɔnda di rod, na balast layn!
    
  Bɔt wetin a fɔ luk fɔ we a nɔ gɛt lɔv, .
  Wetin go valyu pas dis to gyal pikin?
  I at fɔ bil gladi at pan blɔd, .
  Yu kin jɔs swim along am insay di faya we de na ɛlfaya!
    
  Separeshon na torture fo mi
  Wɔ stil na da kayn bad bad drim de!
  Na in fut de na di stɛp, i sadul di ɔs, .
  Pan ɔl we na di wikɛd ɔrk, di pɔsin we kil am es in aks ɔp!
    
  Dɛn de kɛr wi gyal pikin dɛn go, .
  Dɛn de mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn bɔn dɛn bɔdi wit faya!
  Bɔt wi go mek di Fuhrer win, .
  No se wi Ɛlf nɔ ɛva day!
    
  Mek wi mared afta di bad wɔ, .
  Dɔn di pikin dɛn go laf!
  Dɛn ɔl na blɔd fambul to mi, .
  A de hunt, fat gem go de!
    
  Ɛn di ɔk, lɛk ɛmirald, in lif dɛn, .
  I se - di man du wan big wok!
  Mek yu kɔnshɛns klia lɛk kristal, .
  Bɔt na di gud tin dɛn nɔmɔ we de na di balans go bi nɔmba dɛn!
  Dis na di siŋ dɛm ya, dɛn wɔndaful ɛn spɛshal gyal pikin ya. We, if dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt, den di shaggy bea dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens dɛn.
  Agripina, we de grin in smɔl fes, his, i kɔt tu ɔ tri mɔ ed dɛn pan di ɔrk dɛn wit in sɔd dɛn:
  - A kin du ɛnitin, ɛn yu go si am!
  Dɔn i muf in fut we nɔ gɛt natin insay wan ɔfisa in groin, we na wan pan di bea dɛn we de fɛt ɛn we gɛt shag. Ɛn i bin rili tek am ɛn bit in bɔl dɛn. Dis gyal bin rili bi supaman.
  Ɛn agens dis, ɛni ami we gɛt shaggy bea dɛn go mɔs nɔ gɛt pawa.
  Agripina grin ɛn put in finga dɛn na in mɔt. Ɛn i blo wit ɔl in trɛnk. Dɛn yɛri wan bad bad sawnd we de mek pɔsin vɛks ɛn we de skrap. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn kɔt di skin kɔmɔt na di ays.
  Ɛn sɔm ɔndrɛd big big vayl dɛn we bin de rawnd di fɛt-fɛt ples bin gɛt at atak ɛn fɔdɔm lɛk ays blɔk. Ɛn dɛn shap shap mɔt bigin fɔ chuk di ɔrk dɛn we de krep dɛn skel ɛn split bon dɛn. Ɛn, fɔ tru, fɔ knock di bren.
  Agripina bin du wan bɔtaflay manejmɛnt wit in sɔd dɛn, i kɔt sɔm ed dɛn pan dɛn big gang bea dɛn ya ɛn ala:
  - A kul, a kin kɔntrol ɔltin,
  I klia, i klia!
  Ɛn di wan ol wɔl de shek shek, .
  Krɔs dɛn wit mi bare il!
  Afta dat di ɔrk dɛn, we nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia, tɔn to mas flay. Di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn di ɛlf dɛn rɔsh fɔ rɔnata dɛn, ɛn di sem tɛm, dɛn bin de ple wan siŋ we de fɛt ɛn we de fɛt;
  Di bad bad drim kin kam lɛk snek ɔltɛm
  Yu nɔ de ɛkspɛkt am, bɔt i kray tru di domɔt!
  Yu gladi, yu de it famili wit fri an, .
  Yu nɔ no se pipul dɛn de we na animal dɛn!
  Naw di rayd fɔ di dashing horde dɔn bigin, .
  Di Tatar dɛn de shaw wi wit aro!
  Bɔt dɛn bɔn wi fɔ wan brayt tin, .
  Ɛn wi go bia we dɛn go bit wi bad bad wan!
    
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ no if Gɔd gud
  Di man dɔn rili kruk!
  Day dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nak na di trɛshɔld wit in fist - .
  Ɛn Wezelbub bin stɔp in ɔn dɛn bikɔs di ples bin wam!
    
  Yɛs, dis na di tɛm we dɛn gret gret granpa dɛn bin de trade, .
  We wi bin go insay so kul!
  Nɔto dat mi drim bin de tɔk bɔt, .
  Dis nɔto wetin wi bin de go, tru di mawnten dɛn we de fa!
    
  Bɔt if yu si yusɛf na ɛlfaya, .
  Ɔ fɔ se, na wɔl we pipul dɛn de fil pen, slev, fɛt!
  A go stil kip op, .
  Mek yu at bit ɔl di ritm dɛn!
    
  Bɔt tɛst na wi chen, .
  We nɔ go alaw fɔ mek tin dɛn izi fɔ tink bɔt!
  Ɛn if nid de, yu fɔ bia, .
  Ɛn if yu ala, dat min se na di tap pat pan yu lɔng!
    
  Na pɔyt, na pɔsin we de rayt siŋ ɛn na rog, .
  Bɔt nɔto na say we wam wam fɛt-fɛt!
  Di wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Fadaland go day, .
  Dɛn go bɛr dɛn kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn nɔ go pe fɔ dɛn!
    
  Naw tek am ɛn butu to Krays, .
  Krɔs yusɛf, kis di aykɔn in fes!
  A biliv se a go tɛl pipul dɛn di tru, .
  Di Masta go gi wi wan peculium inheritance as reward!
  
  DARTH VADER VS SƐTAN
  Di flagship fɛt ship we Darth Vader bin gɛt, we tan lɛk big ayɛn, bin de kam nia di planɛt we de na di wɔl. Biɛn am, ɔda ship dɛn bin de muf we bin de briŋ day to di galɛksi ɛn di wɔndaful fawndeshɔn dɛn na di yunivas frɔm wan anti-wɔl to ɔda wan. Angular, spɛs ɛmpaya fɔ di Sith. Ɛn nia dɛn, strimlayn, we fiba predatory piranhas - di totalitarian fɔmɛshɔn fɔ Stelzanat.
  Wan tu mita lɔŋ thug we wɛr mask wit brayt sholda ɛn big ɔn na in ɛlmɛt bin de rɔm bad bad wan:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe, Lyuk Skywalker! Yu ɔ mi, bɔt wi ɔl tu nɔ gɛt ples na di galaksi!
  Nɔto inferiɔ pas Darth Vader in ayt ɛn sholda wit, di kɔva ɛn atletik Lyra Velimara aktiv wan shek in magnificent bust. Di kɔmbat sus we bin de pan di gyal jenɛral bin rili transparent ɛn i nɔ bin ayd wan pan in bɔdi we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin. Di wɔriɔ in brɔnz skin bin smɔl, ɛn in nipples bin de shayn na di spotlayt lɛk rubi.
  Darth Vader bin luk di biuti wit wan gridi luk. Di tu-sta jenɛral fɔ Stelzan (wan spɛs ɛmpaya we so blɔd tɔsti ɛn we kin lɛk fɔ win dat, we yu kɔmpia am to in bakgrɔn, di pawa we di blak Sith gɛt na inosɛnt bebi!), bin luk defiantly sexy.
  Bɔt wetin i go du, wan ɔnaful invalid? Yuz saybanɛtik prɔstɛsis?
  Lyra, we bin de ambɔg in tinkin, bin tɔk wit wan vɔys we de win se:
  - Nɔ pwɛl at, mi padi... Sɔlɔmɔn in ring de na di Wɔl, we gɛt so pawaful majik we yu kɔmpia am to am, Lyuk Skaywɔka in pawa na jɔs wan strim we de smok sigrɛt!
  Darth Vader, we bin de rilis di briz ɔnda in mask wit fɛt-fɛt, bin kray:
  - A go ebul fɔ gɛt misɛf rial, layf bɔdi?
  Layra, we in bɔl dɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn bin de rɔl dash wan ɔnda in brɔnz skin, bin tɔk wit laf se:
  - Jinn en ifrits kin du enitin! Dis na pawa oba di wan ol wɔl!
  Darth Vader bin siŋ aut ɔf tiun:
  - Yes, di ɔnfɔtunate yunivas dɔn frɔz, .
  Bɔku bɔku wikɛd jinɛs dɛn de!
  Sɔlɔmɔn in et ring - .
  Lans ɛn slash di ed!
    
  Bɔt no se Vader nɔto pawn fɔ tru, .
  Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ waka ɔnda di yok sote go...
  I de tɔn wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn to fayabrand, .
  I go bi di rula fɔ di wɔl!
  Lyra dans fɔ ansa am ɛn pɔynt in fayn fayn, lɔng ɛn shap finga to di blu bɔl:
  - Na ya di Wɔl de kam!
  Di fayn atlet bin siŋ lawd wan se:
  - Di grɔn de na di pɔt, di wɔl de na di pɔt, di wɔl de si na di pɔt... Wi aim di blasta dɛn, mɛzhɔ di distans, ɛn wi go bɔn di man in os to di grɔn!
  Bɔt, di alien dɛn bin gladi tu ali. Di nyus se bɔku bɔku big big wɔship dɛn bin apia, we bin de kɔmɔt na di daknɛs na di spes we de rawnd di wɔl, bin mek ɔl di pipul dɛn we bin de fred ɛn di gɔvmɛnt dɛn na di blu planɛt, fred bad bad wan. Alien staship dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku soja wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we de mek di sta dɛn, bin mek pipul dɛn fil bad.
  Fifti ship - twɛnti fayv imperial ɛn twɛnti fayv Stelzanat.
  Hellish power over the Earth... Ɛn fɔ sɔm rizin pipul dɛn nɔ bin rili biliv se di alien dɛn kam wit pis.
  Lyra Velimara bin gi advays to Darth Vader se:
  - Mek a rid aut wan apil to earthlings!
  Di blak masta bin vɛks pan dis pasej:
  - Ɛn wetin mek yu? Wi gɛt ikwal nɔmba fɔ ship dɛn!
  Di fayn gyal shek in pawaful, bullish nɛk ɛn gigl:
  - Yes, wen dem si yu fes dem go frayd...
  Darth Vader bin de ala lawd wan, in vɔys bin de chok lɛk tayga dɛn we de insay wan nɔs:
  - Ɛn wi fɔ mek di pipul dɛn na di wɔl fred! Mek dɛn es dɛn fut ɔp wantɛm wantɛm!
  Lyra Velimara, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ pwɛl ɛn win di planɛt wɔl, bin gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Na tɛm, na tɛm, na redio - Boyarsky tɔk... Wit in drɔnk vɔys - i mek di wan ol wɔl fred!
  Di blak masta rɔsh go nia di ɔlogram, i tray fɔ grap di kɔntrol skan. Lyra grap Darth by di mask wit in pleyful smɔl fut finga dɛn ɛn trowe am, di thug. Vader in batɛl sus bin de grɔmbul lawd wan ɛn spak.
  Ɛn di brɔnz harpi we nem Layra bin laf:
  - Yu nɔ no, yu dork, se dɛn fɔ lɛ uman kam insay fɔs!
  Di haypariɔn gɔn dɛn we di Stelzanat Ɛmpaya bin de yuz bin briŋ dɛn faya we bin de bɔn pan di sataylayt dɛn we bin de spin na di wɔl in ɔbit ɛn ɔda tin dɛn we mɔtalman de du.
  Ɛn afta dat, Lira Velimara insɛf bin apia. I bin de apia wantɛm wantɛm na ɔl di skrin dɛn, ivin ɔf TV ɛn kɔmpyuta monita dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se i nekɛd ɛn fayn, wit 4 sayba pin dɛn na in ia, i bin de spit charm ɛn di majik fɔ dɔnawe wit am. Wan tru tru gɔd na di yunivas we gɛt kruk pawa!
  Di vaysin we de shayn bigin fɔ swɛt lɛk naytɛnjɛl:
  - Pipul dɛn na di wɔl! Wi nɔ go win yu misɛf smɔl wɔl. Yu tu fa frɔm wi fɔ mɛzhɔ di ɛmpaya bay di say we wan big garison de. - Di gyal in safaya, topaz ɛn ɛmirald yay dɛn bin de flash wit wamat, ɔ ivin blayz, lɛk di rayt dɛn we haypalayza de mek. Ɛn di vɔys bin de kol pasmak. - Wi go trivially disintegrate yu to quarks, ɛn wit di ɛp fɔ wan hypermagogravitator wi go sɛn yu sol dɛn to di ɔndawɔl, to eternal hellish torment!
  Dis bin tan lɛk se i de mek pɔsin fred, bɔt di we aw wan uman we nekɛd ɛn we rili lɛk fɔ it bin de tɔk dɛn kayn nɔsɛns ya, nɔto so i mek pipul dɛn fred, bɔt i bin mek pipul dɛn laf!
  Na dis tɛm ya, wan fes we de trɛtin we wɛr blak mask bin apia ɛn ala tru di haypa-taytanium gil dɛn:
  - In shot, gi wi di Ring of Sɔlɔmɔn bifo wi pwɛl yu kpatakpata!
  Lira shek in chɛst we dɔn tan, ɛn i de his:
  - Annihilating na tin we de mek pɔsin fil pen bad bad wan!
  Darth Vader ad, i shek in fist we di rɛd sɔd we de shayn tayt tayt wan insay:
  - Ɛn wi de kastret witout anestezi!
  Sɔm na di planɛt Wɔl bin laf, sɔm kray, ɛn sɔm bigin fɔ gɛt nervous colic. Ɛn na wan pɔsin nɔmɔ we bin de na di blu mun bin fil rial gladi at insay insɛf. Turkish Prɛsidɛnt Erdogan bin kam nia di miro smɔl smɔl. Ɛn i sho insɛf di fig. A bin de kɔle di spak spak ston we bin de mek di indeks finga na mi raytan fayn fayn wan.
  Di pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati fɔ di Ɔtoman sultan dɛn bin de ala se:
  - Yu want di Ring fɔ Sɔlɔmɔn? Wetin mek yu nɔ gi di wigwam dɛn wan Jamani wan bak?
  Darth Vader, we i si tru di holografik imej dɛn di we aw di pipul dɛn na di wɔl bin gladi pasmak, i bin kray:
  - Wi nid fɔ anɔys wan ɔltimatum to di pipul dɛn!
  Lira Velimara bin hatch zenks we de spak wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt:
  - Us kayn tin dis?
  Darth Vader, wit wan triumph tone in in bottomless wells of eyes, bin ɛksplen se:
  - Dis na intanashɔnal wɔd. Dɛn dɔn gi garanti fɔ dɔnawe wit am!
  Lyra bin de gigl ɛn tɔk, ɛn i bin de rilis spak dɛn frɔm in lɔng nel dɛn we dɛn shap lɛk monatomically:
  - Oh bɔy dɛn! Na bɔdi nɔmɔ dɛn kin dɔnawe wit... Ɛn Magogravity go ivin kol!
  Darth Vader bin tɔn ɔl di grav-mɛjik ɛmita dɛn wit nyu, wɔndaful pawa. Ɛn i bigin fɔ atak di beluga ɛn mek i nɔ yɛri.
  Ɛn di vɔys we di blak masta bin gɛt, ivin in klos bin wayt-ɔt.
  - Ultimatum we dɛn kɔl! Ultimatum we dɔn pas ɔl! A go erase yu to wan annihilator!
  Lira Velimara bin rɔk in fayn fayn bɔdi ɛn twirl in fayn fayn hip dɛn. Na di sem tɛm i bin de ala, i mɛmba di pipul dɛn we de na di wɔl:
  - Russian mafia, yu bɔn day! Vodka wit haydrojen bin pwɛl man dɛn penis! En wi get kosmik sabantuya pawa!
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn na di big Stelzanat go siŋ:
  - Wi nɔto pathetic insekt - supa ninja tɔl... Gɔn - Cheburashka in yes - wi go bɔn ɔlman lɛk blota!
  Di spes alien dɛn bin put wan ultimatum bifo, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ɛfɛkt. Ɛn afta dat, Lira Velimara bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi tek am kul... Mek wi chat in BASIC?
  Darth Vader, fɔ ɔl in stupiditi - wetin yu kin tek frɔm di bren, witout hyperplasmic richaj, rumbled:
  - Dis na we dɛn de du agresiv nɛgoshyɔn we dɛn de yuz laytsab?
  Lira bin wink ɛn push di dɔg we gɛt ɔs ed we gɛt chɛk chɛk, go wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di miks we dɛn miks wit chɛsbɔd, nayt, ɛn krokodail bin de swɛt ɛn spin in tɔp wit ɔfɛnd. Di gyal-jɛnɔral stik in fut so dat di ɔt ɔltraplasm tikl in bare il, ɛn ala, shek in sɛvin kɔlɔ ed:
  - Nɔ, i fayn! Insted of lightsaber, wi go trowe thermoquark bomb!
  Darth Vader bin stik in lɔng, we tan lɛk snek, we i bin gɛt bay we i de klon, ɛn rɔn am along di sɔl ed dɛn na in mask. Ɛn i de kray wit ɔl in at lɛk intanɛnt kɔmbɔshɔn injin we dɔn brok:
  - A lɛk thermoquark bɔm, ɛn thermopreon bɔm ivin mɔ!
  Lyra grimace capriciously ɛn bak i muv in fut, dis tɛm pan di pusi we dɛn kɔba wit nɛt lif:
  - Yu no sabi kuk wit preon!
  Di blak masta bin ansa di rayt we:
  - If yu nɔ no aw, wi go tich yu, if yu nɔ want, wi go fos yu!
  Lira shek in paw we dɛn bin dɔn nak pan di sojaman in jaw:
  - Hyperplasma distrɔkshɔn! Wan thermoquark projɛktayl!
  Wan blu wef bin de flay sloslo frɔm di wayd barɛl na di graviti kanɔn. Wan smɔl rɔket, we di sayz tan lɛk watamɛlɔn we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm, bin rɔsh go ɔp di planɛt we de na di wɔl.
  Lyra Velimara bin de rɔn lɛk dragonflay, ɛn sɔm nekɛd wɔriɔ dɛn na Stelzanath bin de wit am.
  Darth Vader bin brist in mask wit wan goofy grin.
  - Ɛn wetin go apin naw?
  Bɔt di annihilation shot nɔ ivin de si to reda - di spid we di foton we di sta de pul de prohibitiv!
  Vladimir Putin nɔ ɛva gɛt tɛm fɔ lan bɔt di atak. Sɔntɛnde, we pɔsin nɔ no natin na di las tin we di Ɔlmayti de sho se i gɛt sɔri-at.
  Hyperplasma Gehenna bin swɛla di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif fɔ di ami we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di planɛt Wɔl. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin evapɔret, tɔn to plasma ɛn haypaplasm, bifo dɛn no di bad bad tin we dɔn apin.
  Petal dɛn bin de blo wit bɔku bɔku tɔŋ dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn, ɛn ɛni wan pan dɛn bin gɛt in yon spɛshal kɔlɔ, ɛn wan pawaful we fɔ pwɛl.
  Di big brawn fɛns bin go ɔp pas 500 kilomita, ɛn di blast wef we bin dɔn flay rawnd di wɔl bɔku tɛm, bin brok ɔl di winda dɛn ivin na Amɛrika. Di glɔ bin kɔba di wan ol ayɔnsfɛra, wit ɔl in bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ ɛn inflorescences we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ. Di shɔk bin mek big big tsunami wef dɛn kam ɔp. I pas tu ɔndrɛd mita wata we bin kɔba ɔl di kɔntinɛnt dɛn, ɛn bɔku bɔku ship dɛn bin sink. Dɛn bin knock di pawa layn dɛn, siti dɛn bin de insay daknɛs, na di faya ples dɛn nɔmɔ bin de ambɔg am ya ɛn de.
  Frɔm naw, nyu tɛm dɔn bigin na di planɛt we de na di wɔl. Di Awa fɔ di Dragon dɔn rul.
  Fɔ ansa di dɛbul strim dɛn we gɛt aypa ɛnaji, Sɔlɔmɔn in ring bin gɛt wan strɔng dischaj.
  Erdogan bin fil di pawa we bɔku ɔndrɛd tawzin jinn dɛn gɛt de kam insay am. Di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Turkey bin blush wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bigin fɔ swel. Wan ɔdinari man we gɛt smɔl kɔkrɔs ɛntena (we de mek i tan lɛk Adɔlf Hitlɛr!) de gro lɛk wan avalanch we de rɔl dɔŋ Everest.
  Di sivil sus we di Ɔtoman dikteta bin wɛr bin bɔs, ɛn in mɔsul dɛn bigin fɔ gro smɔl smɔl. Ɛn naw Ɛdrɔgan in sholda dɛn we bin de brayt bin de nia di vault na di ol Sultan in pales.
  Fɔ sɔm tɛm, di bɔbul we bin de swel bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku te, leta, di mabul wɔl dɛn fɔdɔm. Bɔku bɔku Turkish bɔdi gad dɛn bin skata na difrɛn say dɛn. Ɛn di slev gyal dɛn we bin de af-af nekɛd frɔm di harem fɔ di Ɔtoman dikteta, we bin de fred fɔ kik dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de skata ɔ kray if dɛn nɔ laki fɔ mek dɛn krɔs dɛn.
  Ɛn Ɛdrɔgan bin kɔntinyu fɔ gro, lɛk supama in saiz. Di bildin dɛn na di Turkish kapital siti we nem Ankara bin flat ɔnda in but. Di Ottoman dikteta dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔng pas Everest. Ɛn frɔm di sta ship dɛn na Stalzanat ɛn di Blak Sith Ɛmpaya, yu kin si in ay ay silhouette klia wan.
  Lira Velimara bin kol wit lɔst:
  -Wetin na big big man... I gɛt digniti - sɔntɛm i fayn!
  Darth Vader, de tap in mask so dat di pikchɔ we de pan am go blur, hoarsely, croaked:
  - Dis na kolכs wit fut kle!
  Lira bin pul tu-tri laytin bolt dɛn na in yay ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn i tan lɛk se di vɔys fɔ bi enjɛl! - Fɔ fala wit wan wink, we na di kwaliti fɔ wan prostitut we rili dia. - Sing a flawa, nɔ shem!
  Ɛn di Turkish dikteta we nem Ɛdrogan bin kɔntinyu fɔ swel kwik kwik wan, lɛk bɔbul we dɛn kin blo. Ɛn wetin denja pas ɔl na dat, wan lɔng sɔd we de gro kwik kwik wan bin apia na in an.
  Edrogan don olredi bi wan tausin nautical miles long and dis no bi di limit. Ɛn aw di Turkish dikteta dɔn bi mɔsul - big big mɔsul dɛn kin rili bulge ɛn shek - ɛnibɔdi, ivin di bɔdi bilda we gɛt mɔ ton, go jɛlɔs dɛn.
  Ɛn in sɔd de shayn lɛk sta dɛn we miks insay wan flawa we gɛt valyu tin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ win.
  Ɛn di Turkish Prɛsidɛnt in tit dɛn de lɔng, dɛn de tɔn to rili shap, sinuous fangs fɔ wan rɔket vampaya. Ɛn di hiro we dɛn jɔs mek bigin fɔ swing in big big sɔd.
  Lyra Velimara de ala we de mek pɔsin yɛri se:
  - Wan thermoquark chaj pan di Fuhrer... Ugh, faya pan di Turkish Sultan!
  Darth Vader bin tap di big, gold-plet kɔntrol joystik wit in glɔv ɛn grɔmbul wit ironi:
  - Wetin mek nɔto Hyperplasma! Faya dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi sɔntin we nɔ de igen na di wɔl!
  Lira Velimara go nak in grasful, gyal leg, bare, pink soles na di metal floor:
  - Gi mi wan thermal erupshɔn! Anti-pulsar bɔg dɛn!
  Ɛn di tɛmɔk rɔket dɛn, we lɛf biɛn dɛn wan tred we gɛt faya ɛn we wayd lɛk yawo in tel, rɔsh go to Ɛdrɔgan, we bin swel bikɔs ɔf di bɔku bɔku spirit ɛn jini dɛn we bin dɔn go insay de.
  Di Ottoman dikteta, we in saiz bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmpia to di Mun, bin swing in kɔsmik sɔd. Ɛn di staship fɔ di Sith Ɛmpaya - di mishɔl kruza "Baboon" - brok apat ɔnda wan bad bad blo. Hyperplasma fragments splash... Ɛn sɔntin we nɔ biliv ɛn phasmogoric bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  En at di sem taim kwik trivial - since di klon sojaman dem day kwik prosaically. Sho no mɔ imɔshɔn pas bayɔrobɔt. Bɔt dɛn kɔmanda Santa, bikɔs nɔto klon, i bin klia se i bin de fred. Ɛn i mɛmba ɔmɔs slev dɛn i bin dɔn sɛl sikrit wan to di Khathams. Wɛl, naw di ɛl fɔ di anti-yunivas ɛn di sɔfa we di dak sayd na di fɔs de sɔfa bin de wet fɔ am!
  Termoquark mishɔl dɛn ram Erdogan. Ɛni wan pan dɛn bin de kɛr di pawa we wan ɔndrɛd bilyɔn atɔmik bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin drɔp na Ayroshima gɛt. Ɛn di pawaful, mɔskul bɔdi we di Ɔtoman dikteta bin gɛt, bin kɔba wit ɔlsa ɛn flash dɛn we de mek ɔltra nyuklia bɔm dɛn we de bɔn.
  Lira Velimara rɔn in bare fut oba in fayn fayn nos ɛn swɛt:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! A want wayn - wan pak Kamel sigrɛt!
  Darth Vader put in klos paw pan di gyal in bak we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul ɛn we i de rɔn oba am, i tɔk wit vɔys we de na in nos:
  - Sobriety na di norm!
  Lyra knee di blak masta in go bi ɛnimi na in jaw ɛn buz:
  - Ɔda, fɔs fɔs!
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin chuk inof chaj insay Ɛdogan fɔ pwɛl di Mun, wit Mɛksiko apat frɔm dat, di Ɔtoman Sultan bin gro mɔ pan saiz. Naw i bin rili tan lɛk wan big big fayn fayn stori we dɛn kɔl efreet. Ɛn in sɔd bin de tray tranga wan fɔ fɛn pipul dɛn we dɛn go kil bitwin di ship dɛn we Stelzanath ɛn di Sith Ɛmpaya bin de yuz.
  Darth Vader, we bin de luk aw thermoquark mishɔl dɛn nɔ bin kɔz di smɔl bad tin to dis mastodon frɔm wan fayn fayn stori, ɛn sɔntɛm di superlaser bin ivin fuel Erdogan in pawa, i bin tɔk to Lyra se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin jɔyn wi ɛfɔt?
  Di nekɛd biuti dɛm frɔm di Stelzan ɛmpaya nɔ bin rili ɔndastand di blak masta:
  - Aw? Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt wanwɔd!
  Dis fleshy warrior gyal we bin jɔs kɔba am wit bikini, we nem Jɛnɛral Astara, bin gi in vɛshɔn:
  - Mek wi trowe wan thermal preon chaj pan am!
  Darth Vader, we di want fɔ no mɔ we wan risachman ɛn sayɛnsman we de na di dak say na di fɔs bin dɔn wek, bin aks tru in mask, ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Dis na wɛpɔn we de bays pan di prɛɔn fushɔn prɔses?
  Astara, we bin de arch in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin pas mɔsul ɛn tɛndon, bin butu dɔŋ to di blak masta:
  - Oh yes, mi masta! Dis riakshɔn de alaw di rɔket fɔ yuz ɛnaji we ikwal to 1000 pɔntatɔn. Ɔ tɛn, nɔ, wan ɔndrɛd trilyɔn atɔmik bɔm dɛn we dɛn drɔp na Ayroshima!
  Di layfful maynd fɔ di blak masta mek wan kɔlkyulɛshɔn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn Darth Vader wispa wit sɔprayz:
  - Eh! Frɔm dis kayn bɔm, ivin di planɛt Jupita go krɔs ɛn tɔn to kwak!
  Fɔ sɔm rizin, Lira Velimara nɔ bin sheb dis op tumɔs:
  - Planɛt di wɔl go bɔn frɔm dis kayn impak. Ɔl di layf we de insay di solar sistem go pwɛl!
  Darth Vader bin luk di spes fɛt. Erdogan bin tray fɔ kɔt di kɔmbat hyperion batlship Stelzanat, we bin tan lɛk piranha we de it bif. I, yuz in fenomenal maneuverability, bin tray tranga wan fɔ avɔyd fɔ win.
  Bɔt, haypariɔn kanɔn ɛn supalaja batri dɛn tɔn aut fɔ bi kɔmplit yuslɛs agens Erdogan in ultramagoplasmic flesh. Di ɛnaji we bɔku bɔku jini dɛn gɛt bin gɛda insay de, ɛn di spid we i bin de spid bin pas di layt.
  Dat na bin wan nimbul armadillo, i bin de kɔt lɛk sosish wit nɛf. Ɛn da sem tɛm de, big big spak dɛn we bin de flay fɔ bɔku bɔku mayl dɛn bin flay kɔmɔt.
  Di Ottoman dikteta bin ala lawd wan se:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl! Yu go gɛt wan kɔfin dizayn!
  Darth Vader, we bin de ɛstimat di distans, bin tɔk wit tru tru alam:
  - If di thermal preon chaj explode, den wi sef go blo apat laik torch of butterflies!
  Lira Velimara shem fɔ wink di blak masta ɛn tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Nɔ fred, mi dak tɛrminatɔ! Thermopreon gɛt wan kumulativ atak!
  Lɔd Vada bin wev in an we i nɔ bin gɛt op.
  - Okay, shot! Insay da tɛm de, a go gɛda ɔl di dak sayd dɛn na di fɔs!
  Erdogan, we inklud ɔl di sɛvinti tu trayb dɛn we gɛt fayn fayn spirit dɛn, bin flay ɔp di Wɔl.
  Di Sultan na Tɛki bin lɔng tu tɛm pas di Mun dayamita ɛn i bin jɔs de shayn wit dɛbul ɛn wɔndaful pawa. Dis kayn fɛt de apin naw na di spes. Erdogan in sɔd de tek ɔf fast pas laytin ɛn i brok di sta ship dɛn we de faya bad bad wan.
  Ivin semi-annihilation patikyula dɛn na kɔmplit yuslɛs agens dis kayn simpul savage pawa fɔ di genies. Di big big man we bin de pwɛl di spes ɛmpaya, we dɛn bin kech na di bled in tip, bin de bɔn wit yɔlɔ-blu faya ɛn i nɔ bin ivin lɛf ɛni smɔl pat.
  Bɔt Lira Velimara pul in "trump kad" frɔm in sliv - wan thermal preon rɔket. Tεmכpreכn ebul fכ rilis enεji 7 kwadriliכn tεm pas tεmכnyukliar riakshכn we i fulכp.
  Di kumulativ thermal preon chaj wik likli, bɔt i de fos distrɔkshɔn inkɔmparabl mɔ akchual. Ɛn naw dɛn dɔn trowe di prinses-plasma blɔt kɔmɔt na di bɛlɛ fɔ di flagship fɛt ship.
  Dis na di rayt we aw wan rɔket we dɛn kin kɔntrol ɛn we dɛn kin gayd wit sɛns we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek tin dɛn we dɛn kɔl thermopreon fusion-based kin tan lɛk na do na di bɔks. I nɔ gɛt tin we tinap tranga wan, so i nɔ go izi fɔ lɛ dɛn kɔmɔt am. Bɔt di sem tɛm, di chaj kin pik in yon target.
  Di plasma blob de mek Erdogan fred. I de shem fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt di ɔlta-advans tin bin tɔn to mɔ agil. Ɛn lɛk spayda, di aypa nyuklia bɔm bin tay insɛf na di pawaful bɔdi fɔ di nyu kiŋ ɛn empara fɔ di jinɛs dɛn!
  Lyra Velimara bin klap in fut hot wan ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi go tear yu apart! Mek wi brok am dɔŋ to kwak!
  Erdogan, we bin gɛt pawa lɛk Ɛkyulis, bin rili chenj, ɛn i bɛn lɛk gutta-percha bɔl insay af.
  Wan supanova bin bɔm. Dɛn bin trowe bɔku staship dɛn we bin de nia Stalzanat ɛn di Sith Ɛmpaya bak, di haypaplasmik shaft bin bɔn di pletfɔm ɛn trɔnk dɛn fɔ bɔku bɔku batri dɛn. Krɔs bɔku klon ɛn fayn fayn Amazɔn gyal pikin dɛn frɔm di Stelzan ɛmpaya.
  Erdogan insɛf bin spun, twirled ɛn... I bin bi ivin big ɛn fred. Di sɛkɔn sɔd, lɛk di sprot fɔ wan parasayt plant we de it bif, mek in we insay in raytan.
  Ɛn di dikteta na di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin laf ɛn mek i nɔ yɛri:
  - Oh, una pathetic space aliens.... Una jɔs na Shaitan in savant, ɛn infakt, Shaitan na mi savant!
  Dis tɛm ya, wan big big briz bin de blo na di planɛt we de na di wɔl. Di wef dɛn na di wɔl in si bin wam wantɛm wantɛm frɔm di haypa nyuklia flash ɛn bɔyl wit stip wata we de bɔl, ɛn skata ɔl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf. Ɛn fɔrɛst ɛn ay ay bildin dɛn kin bɔn.
  Wan ɔndrɛd trilyɔn Hiroshima dɛn we de bɔn frɔm fa fa say usay di mun de rɔn nɔto jok! Ɛn di faya we bin kɔba di wan ol Wɔl bin rili bɔn am te i rich na di ɔndawɔl.
  Wan brayt layt layt bin de shayn na Washinton in ples, dɔn wan big big pepul-brawn flawa bin apia. Sɛvin haypaplasmik peta dɛn bin separet frɔm di bɔd we de shayn, ɛn dɛn bin de flay go ɔp na di ay ay ples dɛn we de na di skay. Dɛn bin de shayn fɔ tɛn sɛkɔn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛn we di renbo gɛt, dɔn, we dɛn bin de shayn wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn bin fɔdɔm, ɛn na big big pepul-rɛd spak dɛn nɔmɔ bin lɛf we bin de flɔt na di stratosfia.
  Insay wan blink ɔf wan yay, tɛn, ɔndrɛd milyɔn pipul dɛn bɔn, skata wit ɛlimɛntri patikyula dɛn. Dɛn bin blaynd di wan dɛn we bin de fa fawe ɛn bɔn lɛk tɔch we gɛt layf. Di faya bin bɔn mɔtalman bɔdi wit pen. Pipul dɛn skin bin de kɔmɔt, dɛn ia bin tɔn to dɔst, dɛn skel bin dɔn char. Di blast wef, lɛk se i tan lɛk akɔdiɔn, bin fold skayskrɛpa dɛn, ɛn bɛr bɔku pipul dɛn we nɔ tu te yet we bin gɛt layf ɛn we nɔ bin de wɔri so layf layf wan na kɔnkrit grev dɛn we wam.
  Wan tim we gɛt blant, af-af nekɛd Tɛksas skul pikin dɛn bin de kik wan bɔl, ɛn wan graviti wef bin pas tru dɛn, ɛn na jɔs ashin silhouettes nɔmɔ lɛf na di gras we dɔn bɔn. Po bɔy pikin dɛn, wetin dɛn bin tink bɔt di las tɛm: sɔntɛm dɛn kɔl dɛn mama, ɔ wan pan di hiro dɛn na di fim dɛn, bɔku bɔku kɔmpyuta gem dɛn.
  Di titi we bin de kam bak frɔm di stoa wit baskɛt pas na di nɛks wɔl, i bin de smayl, ɛn i nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ ala. Di pikin bin jɔs skata insay foton dɛn ɛn na wan mirekul nɔmɔ di ribin we bin stil de na di bɔw bin de swirl insay di briz we bin de blo na di atmosfɛre. Di pipul dɛn we bin wayt ɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ, we bin ayd na di sabwɔd, bin krɔs lɛk flay we dɛn de prɛs, di wan dɛn we bin de flay na di plen da tɛm de, di big big briz we bin de blo na Gɛna bin trowe dɛn kɔmɔt na di stratosfia, ɛn dis na day we wɔs ɛn slo. .. We dɛn de na di kol vaykum we de it di briz we lɛf we wan piranha we de it animal dɛn de it, pipul dɛn kin bang dɛn ed pan di duralumin wɔl dɛn, ɛn dɛn yay kin fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na dɛn sɔkɛt dɛn Tɔng dɛn we de kɔmɔt wit blɔd saliva kin fɔdɔm, ɛn brok tit dɛn kin rɔn kɔmɔt lɛk pis.
  Day ikwal to di po man ɛn di biliyan, di sɛnatɔ ɛn di prizina, di fim sta ɛn di dɔti man. I bin tan lɛk se bɔku bɔku sol dɛn bin de ala na di skay, di wɔl tɔn ɔpsayd ɛn sɔntɛm na di fɔs tɛm pipul dɛn fil aw di trɛd na layf tan ɛn aw dɛn nid dɛnsɛf. Mama ɛn pikin bin swɛla ɔnda di rɔb, dɛn bin de tay dɛnsɛf wit so pawa dat ɔl di pawa dɛn we de na di ɔndawɔl nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔt dɛn.
  Ivin di sɛmi-mɛkanikal monsta we nem Darth Vader, we bin ful-ɔp wit di dak sayd fɔ pawa, bin fil di pen ɛn sɔfa we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin day na di wɔl bin de sɔfa.
  Ɛn wit pwɛl at i kɔl to insɛf ɔl di fayv ɛn mas dɛm fɔ di fenomenal manifestɔshɔn fɔ di dak sayd fɔ di fɔs.
  Lira Velimara bin sɔpɔt am pan dis tin ɛn i bin es wan strɔng an to di blak masta. Dɛn bin jɔyn an pan dɛn maynd. Dɛn bayɔplasmik fil dɛn miks wantɛm wantɛm, di uman ɛn man prinsipul dɛn jɔyn togɛda, we mek wan union fɔ di tioplasmik fɔs dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat wan big big haypagraviomajik kollaps bin kam, we bin de du wɔndaful, rili supa-fantastik transfɔmeshɔn dɛn.
  Di sta ship dɛn we bin stil de na di spɛs ɛmpaya ɛn Stelzanat bin bigin fɔ gɛda to wan ol, lɛk bɔl dɛn we gɛt mɛkuri. Dɛn bin jɔyn kwik kwik wan, dɛn prɛs dɛn to princeps-plasma plasticine, ɛn mek wan wan ɛn wan ol tin.
  Partikul dɛn bin de swirl ɔlsay na di spes, dɛn bin de kam togɛda lɛk sawdɔst insay indukshɔn kɔyl. Ɛn afta dat, na di say we di flagship staship na di Sith Ɛmpaya bin de, wan mashin gɔn bɔs we gɛt flash dɛn we tan lɛk foto-blitz bin fala, ɛn afta dat wan big big man bin apia.
  In figa bin strenj. Di torso ɛn di leg dɛn tan lɛk Lyra Velimara - nekɛd ɛn sɛduktiv, bɔt di ed, sholda ɛn an dɛn kɔba wit di blak batɛl sus we Darth Vader gɛt.
  Di rizulyt na bin wan haybrid we bin de mek pipul dɛn fred: di masta fɔ dak fɔs dɛn, wan wɔman we kɔmɔt na di SS sojaman dɛn we nem Stelzanat Velimara. Pantap dat, di sayz we di thug gɛt na di dayamita we Venus gɛt. Dɛn bɔn dis kayn monsta, ɛn dɛn mek am bay wan ekstrim manifestɔshɔn fɔ haypagraviti majik.
  Tu layt-sab dɛn bin de flash na Darth-Lyra in an: rɛd ɛn pepul. Dɛn tu wɛpɔn dɛn ya bin de shayn ɛn shayn brayt brayt wan ɛn dɛn bin de shayn bad bad wan. Haf vixen gyal, haf saybanɛtik ɔrganizm muf go to Erdogan.
  Ɔnda di fayn fayn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin, di vaykum bin de rɔm lɛk se i de mek pɔsin yɛri. I bin tan lɛk se dis big big animal bin jɔs de mach na wan ples usay dɛn de yuz mayn, usay pipul dɛn nɔ de si di tin dɛn we de bɔn, bɔt dis bin mek dɛn de pwɛl dɛn mɔ.
  Di Turkish dikteta, we insɛf bin swel wit di dayamita we Venus gɛt, bin waka go to in kɔmpin. Dɛn kam nia, ɛn ɔnda wan in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin, ɛn di ɔda wan ɔnda ay but, di ɛmti ples bin de rɔm lɛk wan milyɔn tɛnda!
  Darth Vader ɛn Lyra insay wan bɔtul, salut Erdogan wit sɔd.
  Di Ottoman dikteta bin jɔs bark fɔ ansa se:
  - Nɔ sɔri fɔ di ɛnimi!
  Darth Vader bin ansa wit dip vɔys se:
  - Ripitishɔn fɔ mama - boars!
  Ɛn dɛn sɔd dɛn wit wan wayl ala ala, di bɔm dɛn we wan bilyɔn Krakatoa volkeno dɛn bin de bɔn bin krɔs. Ɛn di vaykum bin de shek shek. Quarks bin de dans na di vortices of di ether.
  Erdogan, we fil se in bɔdi, we dɛn bɔku bɔku wikɛd ɛn gud spirit dɛn wev, bin de shek shek bikɔs ɔf di bit, i bin de ala:
  - Wu Shaitan, yu go si am! Yu strɔng!
  Darth Vader kɔntinyu fɔ atak am ɛn bark:
  - Ɛn a nɔ ɛva wik!
  Wan haybrid we wan blak masta ɛn wan wɔri vaysin bin atak Ɛrdogan. Ɛn pan ɔl we in ɛnimi nɔ bin smɔl pan trɛnk ɛn spid, bɔt pan di art fɔ fɛns, fɔ tru di Turkish prɛsidɛnt nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmpia, wit wan wɔriɔ we di bɛst wɔriɔ ɛn sɔdman dɛn na di galɛksi bin tren - di Jedi.
  Dɛn bin dɔn yɛri Lira in vɔys. Dis ɛl gyal pikin sɛf nɔ bin tren fayn. Bikɔs man nɔ bin de na dɛn ɛmpaya, dɛn bɔn di gyal pikin dɛn na sayba bɛlɛ. Dɛn bin de tich dɛn fɔ kil ɛn fɛt ivin we dɛn mek wan embryo insay wan tin we gɛt nyutriɛnt wit di ɛp we kɔmpyuta program dɛn de ɛp dɛn.
  "Wetin, Turkish sitizin in pikin nɔ lɛk dis kayn risepshɔn!"
  Ɛn di princeps plasma sɔd slash akɔdin to Erdogan in wɛl-fed mug. Di kɔt kɔt mɔstach fɔ di Ɔtoman dikteta bin fɔdɔm, spin insay di vorteks dɛn na di ɛtɛ, ɛn bigin fɔ te, i fɔdɔm lɛk wan ol bɔnch annihilation bɔm dɛn. Ɛn blɔd kɔmɔt na di chɛst we dɛn kɔt. Pantap dat, insay ɛni drɔp, jin ɛn witch dɛn we gɛt brum bin de splash.
  Di Turkish dikteta bin tray fɔ ansa, bɔt Darth Vader bin rili sabi duck ɔnda di kɔba kɔba scimitar sɔd ɛn insɛf bin nak di ɛnimi na di sayd, ɛn kɔt wan ol layt mɔsul frɔm di ɛnimi. Erdogan bin ala lawd wan ɛn atak bak.
  Darth Vader bin par di swing, ɛn Lyra in bare fut bin slap in ɛnimi skwea na in groin.
  Erdogan krok wit pen, ɛn wit wan wayl kray we dɛn fil swɛt not dɛn, i krok:
  - Naw yu dɔn dɔn, smɔl man!
  Darth Vader bin aksɛleret in atak ɛn i bin de ala as i de atak:
  - Bɔt di ɛnd nɔto di ɛnd yet! Di ɛnd na jɔs di biginin!
  Ɛn na so i de du in sayn muv, wit di ɛp we dɛn win Kaɔnt Duko. Di an we dɛn kɔt, wit di sɔd, de hang insay wan rɔsh we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn afta dat, i kin bigin fɔ te bak. I bin tan lɛk se riyuzable, jet, lansa dɛn bin jam na wan ples - we de pul supanova dɛn.
  Erdogan, in yay dɛn we bin de bulj bikɔs ɔf pen we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia, bin tɔn bak ɛn krash in ed insay di Mun.
  Di sataylayt na di planɛt Wɔl bin defɔm bikɔs ɔf di impak, big big krak krak dɛn bin kɔba am, ɛn wan aktif erupshɔn fɔ magma bigin. Di mun bigin fɔ tan lɛk fes we dɛn dɔn bit bad bad wan. Lyra bak kik Erdogan ɔnda in ni, ɛn Vader in sɔd frɔm di sayd we nɔ gɛt difens kech in sholda, kɔt wan tik mit ɛn mɔsul.
  Di Ottoman dikteta bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi swim klia wan, in wangren sɔd we bin stil de alayv bin flay insay wan big amplitude, bɔt di tip fɔ di blak masta in rɛd sɔd bin chuk stret insay di ɛnimi dɛn an. Dɔn wan klia tɔn ɛn wan ɔda kɔt kɔt paw fɔ Ɛdɔgan fɔdɔm dɔŋ fɔ bigin fɔ bɔn wit annihilation ɛn majik fayakrɛk.
  Di Ottoman dikteta dɔn pul in wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn di las tin we i tray tranga wan, lɛk dragɔn, na fɔ bɔn faya.
  I bin tan lɛk se wan trilyɔn flamethrowers dɛn hit wan tɛm. Ɛn di plasma we bin bɔn bin mek lɛk se di wan ol solar sistem flɔd. Wev dɛn we gɛt frenzi faya bin rɔsh go na di ɔbit fɔ Pluto insay tu-tri sɛkɔn. Darth Vader in mask ɛn in an dɛn bin sev, bɔt Lyra in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin bin dɔn bɔn kpatakpata.
  Di gyal-jɛnɔral bin ala wit pen - di faya bin bɔn di sɔl bad bad wan, ivin big big blista dɛn bin swel wan tɛm pan di uman fut ɛn leg dɛn we bin dɔn bɔn ɛn blak. I kam na mi ni...
  Bɔt Darth Vader, wit wan prɔfɛshɔnal muvmɛnt, insay wan jomp ɛn wit wan tɔn na di bɔdi ɛn wan kɔnvɛgshɔn muvmɛnt fɔ di sɔd dɛn, bin pwɛl di big, ɔn ed fɔ di Ɔtoman Prɛsidɛnt Ɛdɔgan.
  Di big big ed, we nɔ smɔl pas di Mun, fɔ di big wɔriman ɛn rula, rol go, ɛn tik tik blu lip dɛn wispa:
  - Ɔltin dɔn dɔn!
  Dɔn wan bɔm bin bɔn, so i bin de mek pɔsin yɛri, i bin de pwɛl ɛn i bin big so dat ɔl wetin bin dɔn apin bifo bin sɔri fɔ am lɛk mach agens di bakgrɔn fɔ wan haydrojɛn bɔm we dɛn bin dɔn tɛst na di spes. Strim dɛm fɔ annihilashɔn haypaplasma bin flɔd spɛs frɔm di San, dɔn Afla-centauri ɛn Sirius...
  
  
  
  
  BƆY WE NƆ GƐT GLADI
  Wan bɔbɔ bin de, i bin stil smɔl, bɔt i nɔ bin rili gladi. Na skul dɛn bin de buli am ɛn mek i sɔfa, na os in mama ɛn papa bin bizi ɔltɛm ɛn kɔl am fɔ bad gred, ɛn dɛn bin ivin bit am wit bɛlt bikɔs i nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Ɛn ɔlman bin de trit am lɛk fulman, mental retarded, coward - dɛn bin de buli am ɛn bit am.
  Di bɔbɔ taya wit dis ɛn disayd fɔ kɔmɔt na in wikɛd siti ɛn go fa frɔm di skul we dɛn et, ɛnisay we in yay luk.
  Di bɔbɔ bin stil smɔl ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt sɛns. I bin tink se na in siti nɔmɔ dɛn kayn wikɛd pipul ya de liv, ɛn mɔ pikin dɛn, ɛn na ɔda siti dɛn ɔlman gud ɛn gud. Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ bi ɔda we, bikɔs dɛn de gladi fɔ ripit to di skwea TV bɔks se dɛn kɔntri na di kɔntri we gɛt yuman, gud, fayn ɛn bɛst pas ɔlman na di wɔl. Dat na in kɔntri ɔl di pikin dɛn gladi ɔ dɛn go mɔs gladi, ɛn di pati ɛn in big big lida go mek kɔmyunizim - we ɔlman gɛt wetin dɛn want.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ we dɛn bin de bit ɛn mɔna bin rili tink se di pikin dɛn na skul so kruk ɛn wikɛd se na di CIA ɛn Mossad tek dɛn, dat na di fɔlt fɔ di fat-bɛl bɔjwasi na Amɛrika se ɛmti shelf dɛn de na di siti ɛn pipul dɛn bin tinap na lɔng layn. Dat ɔltin bin fayn if nɔto fɔ di bɔjwasi ɛn sabotɔ dɛn we de krɔs bɔda na nɛt. Dat na dɛn fɔlt se potato de rɔtin ɛn pikin dɛn tit de at. Ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn bin mek injɛkshɔn bak fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa na USA.
  Bɔt i kin apin se wikɛd rul na ɔl di siti dɛn na in big Mama Land, se wikɛd CIA ɛjɛn dɛn de ful ɛn pwɛl ɔl di pikin dɛn, tich dɛn fɔ fɛt ɛn bit di lay lay pɔsin.
  Nɔ, i fɔ de na di bɛst ɛn uman kɔntri na di wɔl, siti usay ɔlman gɛt gud at ɛn smayl to dɛnsɛf ɛn yu kin sef fɔ es yu an fɔ shek am witout fred se pin we ayd bitwin yu finga dɛn go stik insay i.
  Di bɔbɔ bin biliv dis, se siti dɛn stil de we gɛt gud at ɛn we gɛt pis. Ɛn i, bikɔs i nɔ bin izi fɔ wet fɔ di fɔs, wam de dɛn insay spring, sikrit wan frɔm in mama ɛn papa bin de rayk ɔltin kɔmɔt na di frij. Ɛn nɔto so bɔku prɔdak dɛn bin de na di kɔntri we gɛt mɔtalman, rich, kayn ɛn we lɛk pis pas ɔl na di wɔl. A stɔf mi bag ɛn bakpak wit dis, fɔs a shek di tɛksbuk ɛn notbuk dɛn bikɔs dɛn de mek ɔda ebi ɛn... Ɛvride, a de luk rawnd wit kɔvayd, a opin di domɔt ɛn rɔn go na strit.
  Di bɔbɔ bin de fred ɔltɛm fɔ go na in yon yad. I bin tan lɛk to am se na de dɛn go mɔs bit am, mek i nɔ ebul fɔ waka, mek i shem, spit pan am, ɔ sɔntin we wɔs pas dat. Bɔt i stil na ali spring mɔnin, ɔlman de go skul, chans de fɔ slip pas di yad huligan dɛn ɛn muf go bifo. Frɔm dis kwata, usay i bi ɔtkas ɛn laf, to usay dɛn stil nɔ no am. We i jɔs bi fayv fut lɔng bɔbɔ we gɛt fayn ia ɛn we gɛt lɔng kap.
  Wetin mek pipul dɛn kin vɛks so? Wetin i du to dɛn we mek dɛn et am bad bad wan? Ɛn wetin dɛn gɛt fɔ du wit et, na di kɔntri we gɛt mɔtalman, we gud, we gɛt mɔtalman ɛn we de du tin tret pas ɔl we nɔ de na di wɔl? Wetin i du to dɛn? Yu dɔn provok, tɔk bad bɔt am, shem, spit pan ɔ betray ɛnibɔdi?
  Yu nɔ tink se i tɛl ɔlman se dɛn fɔ du gud, sɔri fɔ dɛnsɛf, ɛn ɛp dɛnsɛf? Dat fɛt na bad tin, ɛn di wan dɛn we wik nid fɔ ɛp? Bɔt fɔ dis dɛn stil de tek ɔlman as ful, wik, moron... ɛn sɔm ɔda kɔmpleks ɛn nɔ ɔndastand wɔd - pacifist?
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se, nɔto dis ɔl pikin dɛn fayn fayn stori, buk, ɛn tɛlivishɔn bin de tich? Yu nɔ tink se pipul dɛn fɔ bi jɔs lɛk dis: sublimely noble, prone to self-sacrifice, tinap fɔ dɛnsɛf lɛk mawnten. Yu tink se man nɔto brɔda to man? Yu nɔ tink se di rial minin fɔ layf na fɔ du gud?
  So wetin mek, fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ gri wit wetin dɛn bin de tich na buk, fim, ɛn ivin na kɔmpyuta sayɛns lɛsin? Dɛn kin tek am as stupid, ridikul, fani, bad!
  Wetin mek wi pikin dɛn ɛn in kɔmpin dɛn kin vɛks ɛn et dɛn, dɛn nɔ kin want fɔ lisin to dɛn kɔnshɛns, dɛn kin want fɔ fɛt fɛt ɛn pwɛl? Usay ɛdyukeshɔn ɛn di kult fɔ gud tin dɛn de go wit dɛn pawa we pas ɔlman na di wɔl? Insay pawa we de ɛp ɛn protɛkt di wan dɛn we dɛn de mek sɔfa na ɔl di say dɛn na di wɔl. We de sev blak pipul, Indian, ɛn ɔlman we de pan trɔbul ɛn sik frɔm angri ɛn natura disasta.
  Dɛn kɔl di bɔbɔ... I fil fred. Naw dɛn go kech yu ɛn bigin fɔ mek yu sɔfa.
  I mek lɛk se i nɔ yɛri ɛn i mek in pawa kwik kwik wan.
  Fɔ ansa dis, wan wayl ala ala:
  - Stɔp di brek! Wi go kil yu!
  Di wayl frenzi na in vɔys de strikt, so bɔku et to am? Fɔ wetin? Wetin yu du to dɛn? Ɛn dɛn et am, di wan we bin de tɔk ɔltɛm bɔt gudnɛs, bɔt padi biznɛs, bɔt sɔri-at, jɔs lɛk aw dɛn nɔ go et di wan dɛn we nɔ fetful, di wan we go kil dɛn yon mama.
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ bin dɔn disayd fɔ kɔmɔt na dis siti, nɔ fɔ go na dis skul we dɛn dɔn drɛb, we dɛn et igen. Escape from dis hellish cesspool en fain som oda, kain, klin, frenli siti. Afta ɔl, i go bi se na in kɔntri we gɛt pipul dɛn pas ɔlman, dɛn kayn siti dɛn de nɔ bin de.
  Di bɔbɔ bin rili fred se dɛn go kech am, we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we wik, ɛn nak am na in nɛk, so dat i nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de. Bɔt bɔs de bak. Yu jos nid fo jomp insaid, den di hooligan en bandit go fol bihain.
  Dis tɛm di bɔbɔ bin laki, ɛn di las tɛm i bin ebul fɔ jomp pan di stɛp we di bɔs de dɔn. Di domɔt bin swɛt in tint an we tan lɛk pikin, fɔtunate wan i nɔ bin tu bɔku, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ ol di bakpak we ful-ɔp wit it.
  Fɔ travul wit bɔs dɛn tɛm dɛn de stil nɔ bin de tek bɔku mɔni, ɛn i nɔ bin fayn na smɔl tɔŋ fɔ pe bak di kɔndɔkta. Pantap dat, pipul dɛn ɔnɛs ɛn dɛn nɔ de min fɔ 4 kɔpɛk. Wan tu kɔmpin dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kech di bɔbɔ ɛn pul dɛn vɛks pan wan dɔti bɔks. Dɛn kik am bad bad wan, lɛk se na di ayɛn fɔ blem fɔ di tru tin we se di animal we dɛn want fɔ it dɔn rɔnawe. Ɛn di bɔbɔ drayv ɛn pre to di Masta Gɔd (we, bay di we, as dɛn tich dɛn, nɔ de atɔl!), so dat di domɔt go opin kwik ɛn i go fri in an.
  Fɔ dɔn, di nɛks stɔp, yu an fri ɛn yu kin sidɔm na di sit ɛn tek briz. Di mɔ we di bɔbɔ de muf go fa frɔm in yad we i et, na di mɔ in sol bin de kol. Usay dɛn nɔ no, i sef.
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛm ɔda bɔbɔ, difrɛn frɔm dat, insay in ples, go drim fɔ de nia os, de luk fɔ protɛkshɔn insay in wɔl dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg am. Bɔt di kɔt na di os bin de mek di bɔbɔ fred ɔltɛm. Ivin we i bin de slip i bin de drim bad bad drim bɔt in kɔmpin dɛn we de na ɛl ɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Di bɔbɔ bin tray fɔ waka na do as smɔl as i ebul. Afta lɛsin, a kin rɔn fast as a ebul fɔ go na di lɔka rum fɔ mek a ebul fɔ rich bifo mi kɔmpin dɛn we et mi ɛn we gɛt kruk at kɔmɔt na do ɛn bigin fɔ provok mi, ɔ ivin bit mi wantɛm wantɛm. Na buk dɛn nɔmɔ di bɔbɔ bin gɛt fɔ kɔrej am. Kɔmpyuta nɔ bin de, intanɛt nɔ bin de, ivin na TV - na tri chanɛl nɔmɔ, usay at bɛst dɛn de sho fayn fayn payɔnia dɛn, ɔ kwaya we de siŋ - aw i fayn fɔ liv na dɛn kɔntri we gɛt mɔtalman mɔtalman pas ɔl na di wɔl. Ɛn di tin we bad pas ɔl, na ripɔt dɛn we kin mek pɔsin nɔ gladi frɔm di fil ɛn fɛt ɔltɛm fɔ di avɛst. Ɛn na wan tɛm nɔmɔ insay di wik, we na Sɔnde, yu kin wach, strikt wan akɔdin to di limit, sɔm intrestin fim ɔ program dɛn we yu de go na wan fayn fayn stori.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin lɛk fɔ bɛr insɛf na buk dɛn, ɛn i bin de pul di sublaym, nobul ɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn frɔm dɛn.
  Ɛn bɔku tɛm na klas, if i nɔ bin de mɔna am tumɔs we in kɔmpin dɛn de spit frɔm paip ɔ shot rɔba band, i bin de tink bak bɔt wan fayn fayn wɔl, we gɛt gud at. Bɔt di tru tin se we dɛn go dɔn bil kɔmyunizim, ɔlman, ɔlsay brɔdaship go de.
  Ɛn afta dat, pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na Alfa Sɛntauri, Siriɔs, Ɔsa Meja, di kɔnstɛlɛshɔn we dɛn kɔl Sagittarius, go jɔyn togɛda. Ɛn dɛn de smayl brayt wan, ɛn dɛn ol dɛn an. Fɔ ɛgzampul, pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na wan grup we dɛn kɔl Pisces gɛt ed we dɛn kɔba wit silva skel ɛn gold fin dɛn we de shayn. Ɛn insay di Sagittarius Constellation dɛn go mɔs fiba di Centaurs.
  Ɔltin rili gɛt pis ɛn fayn. Dɛn kin gi dɛnsɛf gift ɛn siŋ siŋ dɛn. Nɔ ɛnimi nɔ de, no bad bad tin nɔ de, nɔbɔdi nɔ go put bɔtin ɔ day frog ɔnda di ɔda pɔsin in ɔn.
  If kɔmyunizim bin fɔ kam kwik, ɛn mek di CIA we dɛn et, we bin miks di wan ol wɔl insay wan wɛb we gɛt et ɛn tich wi Sɔviɛt pikin dɛn fɔ et gudnɛs, day ɛn pwɛl am! Na di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bɔn di bad bad drim dɛn bɔt wɔ frɔm we dɛn kil di Indian dɛn te to Afganistan. Insay dɛn redio vɔys dɛn de mek pipul kray ɛn fos dɛn fɔ es dɛn an, brɔda agens brɔda, inspɛkt et frɔm di kredul!
  Di bɔs de glid sloslo along di rod. Na May na do, mɔnin - di de jɔs bigin. Yɛs, di bɔbɔ nɔ de fred di daknɛs. Difrɛn frɔm dat, we dak, chans de fɔ mek yu slip we yu nɔ notis yu pas yu kɔmpin dɛn ɛn lɔs insay daknɛs. Insai winta, wen e kol en di nait dem long, en espeshali in severe frost, yu kin go outsaid en seriously expekt fo rush pas di guys we ful wit anger.
  Insay di kol sizin, huligan dɛn kin kol bak ɛn dɛn nɔ kin go na do bɔku tɛm. Bɔt insay di wam sizin, di sɔfa kin bigin. Ɛn jɔs fɔ go na di stoa kin tɔn to sɔfa. Ɛn di bɔbɔ de tink fɔ invent sɔm kayn ziro-jɔnkshɔn mɔdyul, so dat wans yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di stoa, ɛn afta dat yu prɛs di bɔtin ɛn yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na os.
  Sɔntɛm i fayn se, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ dɔn mek atifishal wing yet, na in apatmɛnt, na ay flɔ, di bɔbɔ kin fil rili sef. Wen yu, we de swet fo ron fast, fainali opin di doa and jomp insaid di apatment, yu fil laik Olimpik champion we don kros di finish lain - yu de haus and yu de sef. Yu kin dɔn fɔ blo ɛn gɛt kɔrej we yu rid ɔda buk. Laki se dɛn stil gɛt laybri frɔm dɛn granpa we pɔsin we sabi buk go jɛlɔs.
  Di drayva bin mek sayn se dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di stɔp ɛn ɔlman nid fɔ kɔmɔt de. Di bɔbɔ bin si insɛf na say we i nɔ bin no. I nɔ bin dɔn stɔp de bifo te di ɛnd. Ɛn dis nyu tin bin tan lɛk se i fayn ɛn i bin de mek wi sɔprayz. I tan lɛk se yu tek wan stɛp, ɛn lɛk Ɛli frɔm di Wizad ɔf Ɔz, yu go si yusɛf na fayn fayn stori ɛn gladi land.
  
  WƆ TO DI VIKTƆRI END
  Epril 13, 1945. Siti ɔf Bɛlin, Impɛrial Chansɛl bildin.
  Fɔrin Minista Ribɛntrɔp bin jɔs kam bak frɔm di nɛgoshyɔn wit di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn delegɛshɔn we di fambul ɛnimi we bin de fɛt wɔ na Jamani, we nem Mɔlotɔv, bin de bifo. Pan ɔl we insay di las fɛt dɛn, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn dɔnawe wit 4 Sɔviɛt tank ami dɛn kpatakpata. Ɛn pan Epril 1, di sapɔt fɔ di Wɛstinian ɛp ɔnda Lend-Lease bin stɔp fɔ mek Stalin bin put dimand dɛn we i bin dɔn mek fɔ ɛgzajarayt bay wilful;
  Ribbentrop bin tɛl Rommel wit sɔri at se:
  - Di negoshieshɔn wit di Soviet delegɛshɔn dɔn rich wan dɛd ɛnd. Di kɔmprɔmis ziro opshɔn - fɔ go bak na di bɔda dɛn na Jun 1941 - nɔ bin fayn fɔ Stalin. Koba dimand - Klaipeda rijin, Is Prɔshia ɛn ɔl di Polan insay di bɔda dɛm fɔ 1939. I de klem bak fɔ di land dɛn na Slɔvenia, we na pat pan Ɔŋgaria ɛn di ɔyl fil dɛm na Romɛnia. I tɔk se bɔku bɔku Soviet sojaman dɛn nɔ bin day fɔ mek dɛn go rich usay ɔltin bigin. Apat frɔm dat, Josɛf de aks wi fɔ pe bak, fɔ fri ɔl di sojaman ɛn sivil pipul dɛn... Ɛn i prɔmis fɔ fri wi yon jɔs fɔ fri wi! Neks, Stalin want fɔ gɛt teritɔrial akwyizishɔn bak frɔm Finland.
  Fild Mashal Fuehrer Rommel bin tɔk wit pwɛl at se:
  - Afta di kɔp insay Jun 1944, dɛn bin fos wi fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn sloslo ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rɔnawe na di ist frɔnt. Pan ɔl we di ɛlyɔ dɛn, we dɛn win na Nɔmandi, bin go wit wi to wan pis we rili ɔna fɔ dɛn, bɔt... Di Rɛd Ami tu strɔng, ɛn wi bin tek kia ɔf di sojaman dɛn as wi ebul, wi bin lɛk aktif difɛns ɛn shɔt kɔntra atak. Yes, di Russian dem rich di Vistula en ivin at di kost of big big loss kros am, brok in Slovakia, klos to kapchur Romania... Bot ol dis sakses dem kost dem dia. Wi bin de blɔd bak, bɔt a bin ebul fɔ mek wan difens we go satisfay mɔ ɔ smɔl ɛn ridyus di lɔs ratio to tri to 4 tɛm fɔ wi. Bɔt i tan lɛk se Stalin nɔ ɔndastand se in kɔntri sɛf dɔn taya, ɛn di padi dɛn, we dɔn stɔp fɔ ɛp Rɔshia, go bigin fɔ abop pan wi?
  Ribbentrop ansa wit gladi gladi smayl se:
  - Di big big ovasi shak dɛm dɔn ɔlrɛdi prɔmis wi sɔpɔt, in ɛkshɛnj fɔ di land dɛm we wi go gɛt bay we wi win di USSR! Di Leba gɔvmɛnt na Briten stil de shem, bɔt bɔku prayvet strakchɔ dɛn rɛdi fɔ sɔpɔt wi! Brazil, Spain, Pɔtyugal, ɛn mɔ Ajentina prɔmis wi fɔ ɛp wi. Perron nɔ ivin rul se i go opin wan fɔ go insay di wɔ na wi say. Di pipul dɛn na Finland bak kin prɔmis fɔ go te di ɛnd! Insay Itali, Mussolini in pozishɔn dɛn na di nɔt dɔn strɔng, ɛn di sawt stil de kɔntrol di sojaman dɛn we de sɔpɔt di Wɛst. Wi redi fɔ kɔntinyu di wɔ, mi Fuhrer!
  Rommel bin ɔda smɔl wan se:
  - Speera to mi!
  Di impyɔrian minista fɔ gɔn ɛn amunishɔn we gɛt sɛns, we bin de wok tranga wan ɛn we gɛt sɛns, bin sidɔm na in rayt ples. Speer bin ebul, pan ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn, fɔ rili inkrisayz di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn rili kwik fɔ put insay mas prodakshɔn mɔ advans sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn we di "e" klas, "LION" ɛn "Panther"-2.
  Di ikɔmik dikteta we bin stil yɔŋ ɛn we bin rili gɛt trɛnk na di Third Reich bin ripɔt se:
  - Insay di fild fɔ bil tank, nɔto jɔs kwalitatif, bɔt dɛn dɔn ajɔst wan kwantiti brek-ɔp. Insay Disɛmba 1944, dɛn bin mek 1,960 tank dɛn ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dis pan ɔl we ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn we di sojaman dɛn gɛt ɛn dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ mek bɔku bɔku mashin dɛn we gɛt di bɛst mashin dɛn na di wɔl! Na patikyula E-25, Lev ɛn Panther-2!
  Naw, di prodakshɔn fɔ tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf na lɛk tu tawzin ɛvri mɔnt, we insay Mach di las motoka dɛn: E-10, E-25, Lev, Panther-2 bin mek pas tu-tɛd pan di tank dɛn !
  Rommel aks dray wan se:
  -Yu shɔ se wi tank dɛn bɛtɛ pas di Soviet wan dɛn?
  Speer, we bin de tray fɔ gi rizin to in vɔys, bin se:
  - Wi disayna dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin let, dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek motoka dɛn we gɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl sakrifays layout, armour, armement ɛn drayvin kwaliti dɛn. Di E-25 bin tɔn aut fɔ bi spɛshal sakrifays. Wit fɔrɛst rizɛvshɔn we na 100 milimita pan rɛshɔnal tilt angle we na fɔti digri, sayd ɛn stern we na 60 milimita ɛn armamɛnt wit 88-mm gɔn we gɛt EL 71 kaliba, di gɔn we de mek insɛf gɛt stok we na 80 rawnd ɛn i wej 26.6 nɔmɔ tɔn dɛn. Wit injin we gɛt 700 ɔspawɛl, di motoka de aksɛlayt pas 75 kilomita pan awa. Apat frɔm dat, we yu tek di wet we yu de kip, dɛn kin ad di sayd dɛn na di gɔn we kin mek insɛf strɔng wit 30 mm skrin dɛn. So, di sayd na ɔl tu di rɔla dɛn ɛn di skrin de kɔba am, we min se di motoka kin ebul fɔ bia wit impak frɔm T-34-85 shel dɛn nɔto jɔs na in fɔɛd, bɔt bak na di sayd. Di 88-mm kanɔn insɛf de go insay 150 - 148 mm pan di wɛpɔn dɛn na wan angul we na 60 digri. We yu tink bɔt di rit we faya de bɔn ɛn di we aw i de shot, wi 88 mm gɔn na di bɛst anti-tank gɔn na di wɔl! Ɛn di fɔrɛst protɛkshɔn de mek yu ebul fɔ ol shot, ivin frɔm di IS-2. Pantap dat, di pɔynt shel dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kanɔn dɛn gɛt kin rili fil fɔ rikochɛt. Bɔt wi ay kwaliti siment klos gɛt ay sɔfays hadnɛs ɛn, pan rayshɔnal angle fɔ inklin, rikochɛt pafɛkt wan!
  Rommel bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Ɛn ɔl dis bin apin bikɔs dɛn bin put di injin, transmishɔn ɛn giabɔks togɛda na wan yunit. So, wi bin sev di kadan shaft ɛn ridyus di ayt fɔ di motoka to 144 sɛntimita. Di mashin bɛtɛ pas ɔl di Soviet mɔdel dɛn ɛn i rili izi fɔ mek. Pan ɔl we, fɔ ɛgzampul, yu nɔ ebul fɔ mek dis kayn tank yet!
  Speer bin agens am wit ɔfɛnd:
  - "Panther"-2 ɛn mɔ di "Lion" tank de tek kɔnt ɔf di laytst divɛlɔpmɛnt ɛn ɛnhansmɛnt dɛn. Na mɔtalman, di "Panther"-2 bin ebul fɔ kip di wet to 47 tan, we mek di armamɛnt ɛn saplae fɔ shel dɛn go ɔp to di lɛvɛl we di "Royal Tiger" bin de, ɛn i bin smɔl smɔl pan di wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn dat na twɛnti wan tan difrɛns. Di 700 ɔspawɛl injin de gi spid we na 55 kilomita na di aywe, ɛn 30 kilomita pan awa na di rod. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de mek nyu motoka dɛn wit 900 ɔspawɛl injin ɛn dɛn kin aksɛlayt to 70 kilomita pan awa. Di "Lion" wit 105-mm kanɔn nɔ gɛt ikwal in armamɛnt i pas di "Royal Tiger" insay frɔntal armɔ, wit ikwal sayd ɛn stern. Ɛn ɔl dis gɛt wet we na 51 tan, wit injin we gɛt 900 ɔspaw. Wi nyu tank dɛn gɛt fayn fayn we fɔ drayv, we min se dɛn kin yuz dɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ we go mek pipul dɛn vɛks!
  Rommel grin ɛn bak sho se i sabi du tin:
  - Ɛn insay dis tank, di injin, transmishɔn ɛn giabɔks de bifo di motoka bɔdi, ɛn dɛn de shift di tɔrɛt bak. Di layout bin kɔmpakt bak. Bɔt wi nid "Lion" wit strɔng onboard armor!
  Spir butu ɛn se:
  - Insay di E-50 tank wi go impruv di protɛkshɔn ɛn armamɛnt fɔ di Maus, we nɔ go pas sɛvinti tan wet!
  Rommel bin fri Speer ɛn invayt di Reich Minista fɔ Avieshɔn Saur. Dɔn bak, na manija we rili sabi ɛn we ebul fɔ du sɔntin.
  Di Impɛrial Minista bin tɔk wit wan triumph luk:
  -Wi avieshɔn dɔn seiz totɛl ɛya suprimiti! Ɛn fɔs, wi tɛl tɛnki to di heroic German industry! Nyu jet ayrakt dɛn, we bin bigin fɔ wok wit di Luftwaffe insay 1944, dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku wan ɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Dɛn gɛt spid advantej pas Soviet motoka dɛn we de 200-350 kilomita pan awa ɛn dɛn gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn we gɛt 30mm kanɔn ɛn rɔket! Di ME-163, Me-262, VA-349 fɛt-fɛt ɛn mɔ di chip, laytwɛt, manej ɛn izi fɔ mek HE-162 dɔn pruv se dɛn rili bɛtɛ pas di ɛnimi dɛn Laggs ɛn Yaks. Di ay-spid rikonays ɛn bɔm Ar-234 gɛt so spid dat wan Soviet fɛt plen nɔ go ebul fɔ kech am!
  At di sem tɛm, wetin impɔtant pas ɔl, wi bin ebul fɔ ajɔst parity wit di ɛnimi insay di kwantiti prodakshɔn fɔ mashin dɛn. 150 ME-262 fɛt plen dɛn de prodyuz fɔ wan wik, rili pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn kin sev we dɛn de fɛt, ɔlrɛdi 300 ɛn dis nɔmba de gro HE-162 fɛtman dɛn, ɛn 120 wit AR-234 we de go ɔp. Na di rod na mɔ advans mɔdel dɛn ME-262 wit swip wing, ME-1010 wit wing usay di swip de ajɔst, Nɔn-262 wit bɛtɛ wɛpɔn ɛn flayt kwaliti dɛn, ɛn di impɔtant tin na Yu-287. Di las motoka we gɛt wing dɛn we dɛn kin swip fɔ go bifo go gɛt fayn fayn bɔm dɛn we dɛn kin bɔm.
  If wi kɔnt ɔl di plen dɛn, wi plan fɔ mek di jet plen dɛn we dɛn de mek go ɔp to tu ɔndrɛd plen dɛn fɔ wan de, ɛn dis go mek di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du am kpatakpata!
  Rommel bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Ɛn wi skru mashin dɛn rili gɛt sakrifays. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di evolushɔn fɔ di Focke-Wulf na di TA-152. Ɛn di TA-400, as jet bɔm we gɛt siks injin, de sho big prɔmis!
  Zaur bin de swɛt wit prawd:
  - TA-400 kin bɔm Sɔviɛt faktri dɛn we pas di Yural, i kin spid te to 800 kilomita ɛn i kin kɛr pas 10 tan bɔm dɛn! Jɔs lɛk di bɔm we nɔ gɛt tel, we nem XO-18, we kin flay 16 tawzin kilomita! Ɛn jet TA-183 ɛn ɔda motoka dɛn! Wi go dominate di air!
  Fild Mashal Fuhrer bin fri Saur. Naw a bin nid fɔ tɔk to Schmeisser.
  Jaman mashin gɔn
  Di StG 44 (Jaman: Sturmgewehr 44 - asɔlt rayf 1944) na wan Jaman asɔlt rayf we dɛn mek insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu. Dɛn bin mek lɛk 850 tawzin pat dɛn. Pan di ɔtomɛtik mashin dɛn we dɛn de yuz tide, na di fɔs wan we dɛn mek bɔku bɔku wan.
  I difrɛn frɔm sabmashin gɔn dɛn (PPSh, ɛn ɔda wan dɛn) we bin de insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bikɔs i bin rili lɔng fɔ faya, mɔ bikɔs dɛn bin de yuz di tin we dɛn kɔl intamɛdiet, we gɛt mɔ pawa, ɛn we gɛt bɛtɛ balistik pas di pistɔl katrij dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek sabmashin gɔn .
  Otomeshɔn StG 44 na wan gas vent tayp wit rimobul fɔ pauda gas dɛn tru wan ol na di barɛl wɔl. Dɛn kin lɔk di barɛl bor bay we dɛn tilt di bolt insay wan vertikal plen. Misalignment de apin tru di intarakshכn fכ inklin plen dεm na di bolt εn bolt freym. Gas chamber - witout di possibiliti fɔ rigyuleshɔn. Di gas chɛmba plɔg wit di ɔgzilari rod, dɛn kin pul am wit spɛshal drift nɔmɔ we dɛn de klin di mashin. Fɔ trowe rayf grenade, i bin nid fɔ yuz spɛshal katrij dɛn we gɛt 1.5 g (fɔ fragmɛnt grenade) ɔ 1.9 g (fɔ armor-piercing cumulative grenades) paoda chaj. Di standad wet fɔ gɔnpawda na di 7.92x33 Kurz katrij na 1.57 g Di gas piston wit rod dɛn jɔyn wit di bolt stem.
  Schmeisser bin sho bak se i gɛt op se di nyu mashin gɔn - St 54 - go ivin mɔ rilibul ɛn bɛtɛ, wit ay akkuracy fɔ faya.
  Von Braun bin sho bak se i rili op - di A-10 ɛn A-11 mishɔl dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ flay na distans we go rich 1000 kilomita ɛn hit wit big akkuracy, we redio de gayd.
  Tin bin wɔs wit di atɔmik bɔm te dɛn lans di nyuklia riaktɔ. Bɔt insay tu-tri ia dɛn bin prɔmis bak se di Kwin fɔ Bɔm dɛn go go insay prodakshɔn!
  Bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di Amɛrikan dɛn ɛn di British dɛn bin prɔmis fɔ ɛp di Tɔd Rayk ɛn in sataylayt dɛn fɔ fɛt di wɔl kɔmyunizim!
  Fild Mashal Fuehrer Rommel bin disayd se:
  - Tɛl Stalin se wi de bigin fɔ fɛt bak ful wan, dɔn di kɔmplit ɛn tɔtal pwɛl pwɛl fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Epril 13, 1945, na di de we dɛn bin rili nɔ gri fɔ du dat!
  Di Jamani wɔ bin gɛt di men prɔblɛm frɔm Ɔŋgaria fɔ mek dɛn nɔ krɔs di Vistula we bin de ful-ɔp. Di atak bin bigin di de we mek twɛnti insay Epril, we dɛn bin dɔn fɔ mek di Nazi divishɔn dɛn.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di fɔs layn fɔ difens klos to wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn bin de yuz di we aw dɛn kin atak pipul dɛn na nɛt fɔ mek di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ yuz dɛn bɔku bɔku artileri dɛn. Na tru se na nɛt, faya nɔ kin wok so, ɛn di Nazi dɛn gɛt tin dɛn fɔ si na nɛt.
  Kwik kwik wan, dɛn brok di sɛkɔn layn fɔ difend, ɛn dɛn mek tu kɔldɔn dɛn. Bɔt bay di ɔda we aw dɛn bin gi di hedkwata, big big rizɔv dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt. Pan ɔl we i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di Nazi dɛn, dɛn bin stɔp di fɛt we Mainstein bin de fɛt.
  Afta wan mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ tek pat pan Slovakia bak, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin go bifo pas 70-80 kilomita.
  Di Fritz ɔfens na Is Prɔshia nɔ bin ivin wok bɛtɛ. Dɛn bin jɔs brok di fɔs layn fɔ difens ɛn dɛn bin fes wan dense difens. I kam fɔ no se di Rɛd Ami sabi fɔ dig insay ɛn difend dɛnsɛf. Ɛn i kin mek bad bad tin dɛn pwɛl.
  Na insay Romɛnia nɔmɔ Kisselring bin ebul fɔ gɛt big big sakrifays dɛn. Fasist sojaman dɛn bin mek tri kɔldɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn bin kech ɔlmost ɔl di Moldova ɛn Bukovina. Bɔt ivin de dɛn nɔ bin alaw dɛn fɔ brok tru to Odessa, stɔp na di Bug - wan natura wata barɛri! Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ tek bɔku bɔku land. Inklud na di Blak Si kɔst, ɛn di Yukren rijin we nem Chɛnivtsi. So, fɔ muv di frɔnt layn fa frɔm di ɔyl fil dɛm na Romɛnia. Bɔt na da tɛm de dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays dɛn na Epril ɛn Me.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin tinap tranga wan fɔ fɛt, ɛn di industri bin de mek bɔku tin dɛn fɔ soja. Ɛspɛshali Yak-9 fɛtman dɛn ɛn T-34-85 tank dɛn.
  Insai di somaria, Rommel fain imsef fo wan difrent situeshɔn - Jamani in pipul risos bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn, ɛn di ɔfens bin mek dɛn lɔs bɔku tin. No point nɔ bin de fɔ kɔnt pan ripit fɔ 1941. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn dɔn at fɔ fɛt, di jenɛral dɛn dɔn gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan bɔku mɔni, ɛn dɛn dɔn bil wan fayn fayn ɛn dip difens.
  So, i bin nid fɔ pe fɔ muf go na di ist.
  Insay di sɛnt, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin stil ol brij ed fɔ krɔs di Vistula. Stalin nɔ bin want fɔ tɔn bak.
  Rommel bin disayd: fɔ bigin fɔ fɛt di USSR wit plen. Bikɔs fɔ bɔm na at least wan tin we dia, di tin dɛn we mɔtalman kin lɔs we dɛn de du dis kayn atak, nɔ kin bɔku! Pantap dat, USA ɛn Briten wit in kɔloni ɛn dominɔn dɛn bigin fɔ gi mɔ ɛn mɔ aktif ɛp wit wɛpɔn, risɔs ɛn ivin volontia dɛn.
  Air offensive by jet aircraft ɛn tek tɛm tray fɔ brok tru wit big tank ami dɛn.
  Bɔt Stalin nɔ bin want fɔ sidɔm ɛn wet fɔ lɛ dɛn win am! Na Jun 22, in sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di Slovakia say. Fɔ ansa dis, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn sɛl wan tawzin B-29 bɔm bɔm dɛn to Jamani pan kredit.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de domin di ays ɛn dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ ripel, yuz dɛn kwalitatif supiriɔriti insay tank ɛn sɛlf-propɛl gɔn, di atak dɛn we di Rɛd Ami bin de atak. We Julay dɔn, di Jaman Ami Grup Sawt bin go fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek ɔda kɔl. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Jaman dɛn fɔ fɛt. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo lɛk tati kilomita so ɛn bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin lɔs bɔku tin, dɛn bin stɔp. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Rɛd Ami bin go bifo bak na Is Prɔshia.
  Insay di sɔmma, di fɔs layn nɔ bin chenj.
  Insay da tɛm de, Amɛrika bin trowe tu atɔmik bɔm dɛn na Jepan. Hirohito bin anɔys se i go sɔrɛnda pan Ɔgɔst 16. Amɛrika fri in an ɛn step ap sapɔt fɔ teknɔlɔji, raw matirial ɛn ikwipmɛnt to di Third Reich.
  Di prɛshɔn we di Jamani avieshɔn dɛn bin de gi bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Nazi dɛn bin op fɔ bɔm di USSR. Di ɔtom bin pas insay wan chenj we dɛn bin de blo ɛn tray fɔ atak ɔl tu di say dɛn. Ɔl tu di say dɛn bin tray fɔ avɔyd fɔ lɔs tin dɛn we nɔ nid fɔ lɔs.
  Bɔt in jɔnal, di supiriɔriti fɔ di Luftwaffe na di ays bin kam fɔ bi klia. Insay 1945, di Tɔd Rayk ɛn in sataylayt dɛn bin mek pas siksti tawzin plen dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn na bin jet, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt ɔda tati tawzin frɔm di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt dɛn. Na fɔti fayv tawzin motoka dɛn nɔmɔ di USSR bin mek. Pantap dat, dɛn nɔ pas di ɛnimi pan spid, wɛpɔn ɛn wɛpɔn.
  Di ia 1946 bin bigin bak wit wan big ɔfens we di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ du. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin trowe dɛn bɛst divɛlɔpmɛnt, di E-50 pyramidal tank, fɔ fɛt ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ win di Soviet yunit dɛn, ɛn trowe dɛn bak na Polan ɛn Slɔvenia. Bɔt di sno we bin de fɔdɔm ɛn di big big heroism we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de du bin stɔp di fasist grup dɛn na di Neman ɛn smɔl pas Grodno! Wit di sɔpɔt we di wan dɛn we bin de fala Bandera bin gi, di Kraut dɛn bin go insay Lviv. Bɔt di big big fɛt, ɔ fɔ se i nɔ bin wok, bin mek di USSR lɔs in brij ed dɛn na Istan Yurop, ɛn naw di wɔ dɔn muf bak ɔlsay bak na di say we di Bolshevik Rɔshian Ɛmpaya bin de!
  Insay Me, Rommel in sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, bɔt afta sɔm mɔnt we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt, dɛn jɔs rich na di layn, Baranovichi, Vilno, dɔn dɛn kam nia Riga. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt smɔl mɔ sakrifays na di Sawt - dɛn tek Vinnitsa ɛn Zhitomir - kam nia Kyiv! Ɛn Odessa bin si se dɛn dɔn kɔt insɛf frɔm di Soviet sojaman dɛn.
  Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn bak - dɛn bin kɔl titi dɛn we bin ol fɔtin ia ɛn granpa dɛn we bin ol siksti fayv ia fɔ go na di ami. Dɛn bin ivin mek bɔku uman dɛn divishɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin mek sɛpret snaypa ɛn avieshɔn rejimɛnt dɛn usay di man ɛn uman we fayn pas ɔlman bin de fɛt!
  Insay di fɔl, di Jamani dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf ɛn di Soviet ami bin chɛk dɛn. Insay di kol sizin bak, fɛt-fɛt bin de apin. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ brok di Jamani dɛn, we bin kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di ays. Di Soviet siti dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm rawnd na Riga ɛn Odessa bin fɔdɔm, bɔt di Fritz dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ divɛlɔp dɛn fɛt mɔ.
  Insay 1947, di Soviet T-54 tank bigin fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, we dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kɔmpit wit di men Jaman, we na di E-50 we tan lɛk pyramidal. Na tru se di Soviet motoka bin stil smɔl pas di Jamani wan pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt i bin shɔt ɛn i bin layt. Mas prodakshɔn bin bigin insay Julay.
  Insay avieshɔn, tin bin wɔs, bɔt insay Disɛmba 30, 1947, di fɔs Soviet siriɔs jet fɛt plen, we dɛn kɔl MIG-15, bin dɔn flay.
  Dis min se di fasist monopoli we de na di ays go dɔn.
  Dɛn bigin fɔ mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn insay Me 1948. Di motoka insɛf bin jɔs smɔl smɔl pan spid ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn pas di ME-362. Na tru se di Jamani pipul dɛn bin stil gɛt ed stat pan di fayn fayn prodakshɔn ɛn fɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ ays. Bɔt i bin kam klia se na di ays, di USSR bin de kam fɔ gɛt di sem rayt.
  Insay di fɔl insay 1948, dɛn bigin fɔ tɔk bɔt nyu tin dɛn.
  Di pipul dɛn na Jamani nɔ bin de igen, bɔt blɔd bin dɔn kɔmɔt na di USSR bak. Apat frɔm dat, di Jaman fiziks pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin gɛt, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ tɛst nyuklia bɔm fayn fayn wan.
  Rommel bin propos wan modaret opshon - di Jaman dem go risiv evritin we dem don olredi win. Frɔm Riga to Ɔdesa.
  Stalin bin ansa bay we i gri wit di ziro opshɔn. Wi nɔto fɔ yu, nɔto yu fɔ wi!
  Di nɛgoshyɔn bak bin rich wan kɔmplit impas.
  Koba mit in turn wit ɛvri mɔ ɔ lɛs signifyant industrialist, disayna ɛn soja ɛkspɛkt.
  Afta dat, i rid wan tɔk na pɔblik: we i bin anawns se i go fɛt wɔ agens fasizm te i win!
  De Novɛmba 7, 1948. I bin bi di de we big chenj ɛn disayd fɔ du sɔntin!
  Di Epilogue we di Baybul tɔk bɔt
  1954 Disɛmba 21... Nyu Yɔk... Dɛn hang bɔku bɔku rɛd flag dɛn na di ay ay os we ay pas ɔl na Amɛrika.
  Stalin, we dɛn sho in pikchɔ pan big big skrin dɛn ɛn pan ɔl di bilbɔd dɛn na di pipul dɛn Amɛrikan ripablik, de wɛf wit smayl to di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we de pas na Lɛnin Avɛnyu!
  Di wan ol wɔl de sɛlibret di sɛvinti fayv ia anivesari fɔ Kɔmrɛd Stalin - di fɔs empara fɔ di planɛt Wɔl!
  
  DI WE WE LUCIFER BI
  Pan ɔl we i nɔ bin izi fɔ am, bɔt i bin stil yɔŋ ɛn i nɔ bin dɔn at yet na in sol, di wɔman Palpatine bin ebul fɔ step oba di barɛri.
  Dɛn fɔ dɔn kil Karɔlin wit in yon an ɛn laytsɛb. Bɔt fɔ mek dɛn go ayd dɛn trak, dɛn bin plant wan smɔl nyuklia chaj na di pales sɛf.
  Darth Sidious bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi sabi fɔ yuz laytsɛb fayn fayn wan, ɛn we i bin de go to di kwin i kɔt in pasɔnal gad. Dɔn, i ɔda am fɔ nil dɔŋ ɛn pul in dia dia sus - so dat i go day, lɛk aw dɛn kin du, na di skɔf we i nɔ wɛr fut.
  Carolina bin tɔn to so. Palpatine sho in tru tru fes to am ɛn di ɔgɔst pɔsin bɔs kray. Afta dat, Dart yuz fɔs laytin fɔ di fɔs tɛm na in layf... Ɛn we di kwin we dɔn char bin fɔdɔm, di Sith Lɔd we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at put di nyuklia wɛpɔn pan di detonatɔ ɛn kɔmɔt na di pales.
  Dɛn bin se di pipul dɛn we de na di wɔl we de ɔnda wata bin de pwɛl di wɔl, ɛn na dat mek wan bad bad wɔ bin bigin bitwin di tu wɔl dɛn na di planɛt. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt di bɛst tɛknɔlɔji, di wan dɛn we bin de rɔn ɔnda wata bin ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ liv. Apat frɔm dat, pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Ripɔblikan Sɛnat bin put an pan di kes, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ alaw fɔ kil bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Palpatine don earn imsef di laurels of a pismaker and nau i don rich di galactic level, so fa onli fo di rol of wan modest assistant to di senator from Naboo, bot very quickly get popularity.
  In ticha we nem Plagaust bin gri fɔ mek di studɛnt rayz, bɔt insɛf bin de put insɛf dɔŋ mɔ ɛn mɔ pan di sayɛns stɔdi bɔt magochlorians. I bin want fɔ gɛt layf we nɔ de day insɛf ɛn lan aw fɔ gi layf bak to di wan dɛn we dɔn day. Apat frɔm dat, Plagaust, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin gɛt sɔri-at na do, i bin rili lɛk sɔm pan in fambul dɛn ɛn i bin de drim se dɛn go gɛt layf bak kwik kwik wan.
  Palpatine in gyal pikin bin gro ɔp fɔ bi kwin. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, i bɔn in yon pikin dɛn. Di man nɔ bin bi kiŋ fɔmal wan, bɔt na bin kɔmplit ligal man ɔ wɛf, ɛn na bin ɔfisa fɔma - na Jedi, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin gɛt di ay levul fɔ skil. Ɔfishal wan, i bin gɛt di taytul fɔ prins ɛn juniɔ kɔ-rula - ɔnda di lidaship fɔ di kwin.
  Bɔt Palpatine nɔ bin lɛk in man in pikin we nɔto ɔfishal: i bin tu gud, i bin gɛt ay pozishɔn, i bin rili fayn, ɛn i bin luk yɔŋ pas in ej fa fawe.
  Ɛn di blak rula in gyal pikin bin gro ɔp fɔ bi pɔsin we rili gud ɛn gɛt sɔri-at. I rili fiba in papa in kɔlchɔ - we sɔntɛm i bin de drim fɔ bi di wɔs pɔsin na di yunivas.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, Plagaust nɔ bin nid fɔ mek in studɛnt biliv igen. Palpatine bin mek di disishun fɔ insɛf - fɔ pwɛl in gyal pikin ɛn in man ɔl tu.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, na di kayn we we yu nɔ go mek yu no bɔt yusɛf. Ɛn dis nɔ izi, bikɔs dɛn bin rili strɔng di sikyɔriti na di pales afta ɔl di kɔnfyushɔn ɛn sabotaj.
  Palpatine bin disayd fɔ arenj fɔ mek aksidɛnt apin na di staship. I bin ebul, yuz in inflɛns, fɔ ajɔst di flay we di kiŋ famili bin de flay to Kɔrusan - wan mɛtropɔlis planɛt ɛn di kapital fɔ di ripablik. Ostensibly na inviteshɔn fɔ wan big ɔlide - di mileniɔm fɔ big fɔmɛshɔn.
  I bin lan di lɛsin dɛn we in ticha we nem Plagueis bin gi gud gud wan;
  Di ticha bin prɔmis di studɛnt se pan ɔl we in trenin go siriɔs, dɛn go fri frɔm di Rul fɔ Tu. We dɛn brok di bad bad sɛklɔ we Darth Bane bin dɔn prɛskrib, dɛn nɔ go ayd natin frɔm dɛnsɛf, dɛn nɔ go gɛt ɛni jɛlɔs ɔ nɔ trɔst dɛn rilayshɔnship, ɛn so dɛn go sav di Dak Sayd togɛda. Sidious bin stɔdi wit di Muun fɔ bɔku bɔku ia, ɛn insay da tɛm de Plagaust bin tich in studɛnt ɔl wetin i no so dat ɔl di pawa we Plagaust bin dɔn gɛt nɔ go lɔs. Di lɛsin dɛn we Plagaust bin lan bin fos Palpatine fɔ fes di tin dɛn we i bin de fred, i bin pul ɔl di gladi at we i bin gɛt, ɛn tek ɔl wetin i bin rili lɛk. Di Dak Lɔd bin tich Sidious se imɔshɔn dɛn lɛk jɛlɔs ɛn et, pan ɔl we i nid fɔ masta di Dak Sayd, na jɔs we fɔ lɛf ɔdinari kɔnsɛpt dɛn bɔt gud abit fɔ di sake ɔf wan big gol. Plagaust bin gi in studɛnt lekchɔ bak bɔt di we aw i go tek pawa wit di men gol fɔ kɔntrol di Galɛksi.
  Bɔt di we we bin wok fayn pas ɔl fɔ lan na fɔ pas vayrɔyal barɛri ɛn mɔltidimɛnshɔnal sinima.
  We i bin de ɛp Palpatine fɔ rayz tru di rank dɛn, Masta bin gi Thaler Sidious akses to in Sith holocron, ɛn bak bɔku ɔda wan dɛn. I bin tich Palpatine aw fɔ fɛt wit laytsab, aw fɔ yuz Fos laytin, ɛn fos am fɔ absɔb ɔl kayn no bɔt difrɛn wɛpɔn ɛn tɛknik dɛn na di Dak Sayd, bɔt fɔ gi dɛn jɔs di impɔtant tin we nid fɔ rich di tru gol fɔ di Ɔda. Na da sem tɛm de, Plagaust, ɔnda di kɔs fɔ Grɛnd Damaskɔs, bin du ɔl wetin i nid so dat nɔbɔdi nɔ go sɔprayz se i gɛt sɔntin fɔ du wit Palpatine.
  So na ya wan simpul tin apin - di spɛshal ship bin kech na wan asteroyd strim. Pantap dat, ɔlrɛdi we di staship kam bak, we bɔku payɔnia dɛn bin de drink strɔng drink.
  Ɛn nɔto jɔs dɛn nɔ bin de sɔpɔt Palpatine, bɔt dɛn bin ivin gi am ɔda fɔ sho se i bisin bɔt am ɛn mek i nɔ go na di rod we gɛt prɔblɛm. Bɔt dɛn kayn we dɛn de fɔ ɛkskyuz we pɔsin go mɔs du di kɔmɔn tin. Ɛn di provokeshɔn bin wok, ɛn di inschrumɛnt dɛn bin pwɛl smɔl.
  Di wan dɛn we gɛt di prɔpati ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn mared bin day, na di bebi Prinses Padmé Amidala nɔmɔ, we na Palpatine in granpikin, bin sev. I bin gɛt di tron na Naboo.
  Ɛn Darth Sidious bin ad pan di list fɔ di kraym dɛn we i bin du. Bɔt nɔto ɔltin we Plagaust bin gri fɔ.
  "Yu gɛt di Fos, aprɛnt, ɛn di talɛnt fɔ lid. Mɔ impɔtant, yu gɛt di blɔd tɔsti we siriɔs kil, pan ɔl we wi fɔ ol dat na rizɔv - pas di vaylɛns de sav sɔm spɛshal rizin. Wi nɔto bɔtcha, Sidious, lɛk." sɔm pan di Sith dɛn we bin de trade.
  "Aw lɔng?"
  "In wan deka - ɛn nɔto wan de bifo."
  Bɔt fɔ peshɛnt fɔ kɔntrol insɛf nɔ bin want fɔ sho insɛf. Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde Wit insɛf bin de wɔnda wetin mek i bin de du bad bad tin wantɛm wantɛm. Na in natin nɔ de fɔ mek i vɛks so? Pantap dat, insay wan padi biznɛs, Palpatine bin mek pipul dɛn fil se na di pɔsin we gɛt gud at pas ɔlman.
  Darth Sidious ivin introdyus wan nyu tiori: tru Sith fɔ ayd in tinkin so skilful dat ivin di ticha nɔ ɔndastand di trik! Ivin if i kɔl insɛf Plagaust di Waiz!
  We Palpatine bin bigin fɔ go insay galaktik pɔlitiks, in mentɔ bin ajɔst nyu tin dɛn we i bin de du pan in risach. Di wil fɔ di Yinchorri kriminal, we wan delegɛshɔn we kɔmɔt na di sem rays bin prɛzɛnt to Damaskɔs, bin brok ɔnda di pawa we di Fos bin gɛt, pan ɔl we di intanɛnt natura l reptilia dɛn bin de agens am. Plagaust bin du bɔku ɛkspiriɛns bak pan ɔda sampul dɛn, ɛn i bin de tɛst in yon abiliti dɛn. Na di nɛks Mitin na di Kesh, Plagaust bin sho Sidious di gaydlayn dɛn we di Sith fɔ du, i tɔk bɔt aw i dɔn likwid Kerred Santa fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn ɔda Sidious fɔ ɔda fɔ kil Sɛnator Vidar Kim so dat Palpatine go tek in ples . Plagueis insɛf bin go na di planɛt Kamino, usay i bin tɔk wit di lokal rays we de mek klon fɔ mek i go mek wan ami we gɛt Yinchorri we de obe. Leta, Damaskɔs ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de ɔnda am bin kɔmɔt de fɔ go na Sɛrino, usay Plagueis insɛf bin tɔk to di Jedi dɛn we bin de de. So i kam fɔ no se di Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn nɔ bin lɛk kɔpɔreshɔn dɛn, ɛn in fɔma ticha Dooku bin tek di pozishɔn we di Ripɔblik gɛt nɔ stebul. Plagaust bin sabi fɔ plant sid dɛn we de mek pɔsin dawt na Masta Sifo-Dyas in at, ɛn i bin mek i biliv saful wan se di Ripɔblik nid ami.
  Fɔ tru, udat go go mek wan dia dia soja mashin we nɔ gɛt wɔ? Ɛn di Sith dɛn bin want fɔ kɔntrol jɔs bay di we aw dɛn bin de du fɛt-fɛt, bikɔs ɛni ɔda we bin de agens wetin dɛn bin de tich.
  Na di politikal seshɔn fɔ admɛshɔn fɔ pas wan duzin Tred Fɛdareshɔn wɔl dɛn insay di Ripɔblik, Plagueiste ɛn Sidious mit bak ɔnda di kɔs fɔ Damaskɔs ɛn Palpatine. Fɔ fala wan plan we dɛn bin dɔn pripia bifo tɛm, Palpatine bin gi wan fayn fayn tɔk we mek pipul dɛn ala ɛn chaos na di Sɛnat. Plagaust bin gladi, bikɔs di planɛt dɛn na di Tred Fɛdareshɔn bin bi pat pan di Ripɔblik ɛn tumara bambay di Sith dɛn go ebul fɔ mek wan galaktik wɔ wit dɛn an. Bɔt Plagueis bin no se di Sɛnator Pax Tim we gɛt grɔj bin dɔn plan wit Damaskɔs in ɔda ɛnimi dɛn - Sante in sikyɔriti strɔkchɔ - ɛn naw i go tek mɔ aktif akshɔn fɔ pul Damaskɔs. So, Plagueis bin mek plan fɔ mek Palpatine kam togɛda wit Tim na wan pɔlitikal sɛshɔn ɛn yuz di studɛnt as bet, ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de tɛst am. Pan ɔl we Sidious bin du di wok fayn fayn wan, Tim bin ebul fɔ win ɔl tu di Sith dɛn bay we i ɔda Plaguest frɔm di Maladian asassin dɛn. As di las wan bin de kɔnsɛntret ɔl in sojaman dɛn fɔ stɔp di kidnap ɛn fɛn Tim, i nɔ bin no se dɛn dɔn plan fɔ atak am fɔ di sɛkɔn tɛm.
  Ɛn Darth Sidious bin fil dis, bɔt i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tink fɔ pul in mentɔ in tich.
  We dɛn bin de du di sɛrimɔni fɔ mek dɛn put Larsh Hill insay di Ɔda fɔ di Bowed Sɛklɔ, we dɛn bin gɛt na di ɔda in lodj na Kɔruskant, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ kil Darth Plagueist. Palpatine in ɛstɛt, Pestage, bin kɔntakt di Maladians ɛn, we i bin dɔn gɛt di infɔmeshɔn we dɛn nid, i bin tɛl Palpatine wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn ɔl tu rich na di say we dɛn bin tray fɔ kil am ɛn dɛn fɛn ɔl di Plagueis we bin wund ɛn we nɔ bin de blo bɛtɛ layf layf wan, we bin dɔn rap di wund insay di Fos; di ɔda Muun dɛn we kɔmɔt na Damaskɔs Kapital bin kil. Leta, Palpatine bin tek in yon revaŋg pan Tim, ɛn kil am ɛn bɔku ɔda mɛmba dɛn na di Gran Protectorate na di Malastare ɛmbasi na Coruscant. Di polis no fain di pipul we du di kraym, no mata se dem don fom speshal tim to investiget dis pipul we dai afta dem kil Senator Kim. Dis bin mek Damascus Capitals nɔ lɔs in lida, bɔt Hego Damascus bin ritaia frɔm di afɛkt dɛn fɔ di Galaxy.
  Di plan dɛn we Darth Sidious bin mek bin rili kɔni. I nɔ kil in granpikin Padve, bɔt i bi padi wit am. Ɛn wit di we aw i nɔ bin want fɔ du dat, i bi sɛnatɔ.
  Di pawa we di blak masta gɛt bin de gro, ɛn di tɔd Sith Darth Maul bin apia. I bin tren bak fɔ yuz barbaric we dɛn, ɛn i bin rili ebul fɔ fɛt. Bɔt, Maul in talɛnt pan trɛnk nɔ so big dat i go bi ful-ful ɛri.
  Apat frɔm dat, Plagaust ɛn Thaler ɔl tu stil na pipul, ɛn nɔto witout sayn fɔ rasis. Dɛn nɔ bin rili want di tron fɔ di fiuja Sith ɛmpaya fɔ gɛt ɔda pɔsin pas di mɔtalman rays.
  So, sɔntɛm dɛn bin dɔn disayd fɔ mek Darth Maul day bifo tɛm. Apat frɔm dat, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Palpatine day we dɛn bin de fɛt wit in studɛnt, ɛn na trɛnk nɔmɔ we pas am bin mek di kiŋ we go bi di kiŋ nɔ day.
  Darth Sidious bin fil bad fɔ no se sɔmbɔdi na di yunivas sabi fɔ yuz laytsɛb pas am. Ɛn dis sɛf bin lɛf in mak. Laki, fɔ di mɔtalman man ɛn in wɛf, Maul, bikɔs ɔf in limiteshɔn, nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas dɛn fɔ no di dak sayd fɔ di fɔs!
  Damascus ɛn Palpatine bin du ɔltin fɔ mek shɔ se di Naboo kraysis bɛnifit dɛn ɔl tu. Bay di tɛm we Darth Maul bin stat wan ɔpreshɔn pan Naboo fɔ pwɛl di Jedi, Damaskɔs bin tek aktif stɛp fɔ mek nyu kraysis. We Damaskɔs kɔntakt di edman dɛn fɔ di Kɔpɔt Yuniɔn, di Kɔmwɔd Gild, di Tekno Yuniɔn ɛn ɔda kɔpɔreshɔn dɛn, i mek dɛn biliv di bad tin dɛn we di Ripɔblik de du we i kam pan dɛn wɔl dɛn. Palpatine, we bin dɔn mek dɛn pik am fɔ bi Suprim Chansɛl fɔ di Galɛktik Ripɔblik, i disayd se di tɛm dɔn rich fɔ dɔn di Gret Plan in wan. Bikɔs Palpatine bin dɔn lan ɔl wetin i nid frɔm Plagaust ɛn yuz in ticha in kɔnekshɔn fɔ gɛt di post we i want, i bin tek di Muun we dɔn ol as natin pas sɔntin we de ambɔg am. Bɔt i bin tan lɛk se Plagaust bin abop pan in studɛnt ɔltogɛda.
  Pantap dat, Darth Maul bin day ɛn di rul fɔ tu pipul dɛn bin kam bak ɔtomɛtik wan.
  Bɔku wok ɛn tɛm bin stil de bifo Dath Sidus jɔs nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ tren nyu studɛnt.
  So, wetin mek dɛn tandem nɔ fɔ de fɔ sɔm ia mɔ - bɔt di Jedi Ɔda nɔ go pwɛl kpatakpata?
  Bɔt nɔto dat na bin di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl. Plagaust bin dɔn pul wan bad bad sikrit: "na in na di rial, biyolojikal papa fɔ Palpatine - Witt Thaler."
  Yɛs, in mama, we na bin rili fayn uman we de wok na fam, bin tɔn di ed fɔ di jɛntriman we na di biznɛsman we nem Damaskɔs. Ɛn i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol di pawa we i bin gɛt.
  in jεnarכl, afta dεn initiate insay di Sith, di abiliti fכ bכn pikin dεm de dכn shap shap. En hia yu so laki - yu get wan pikin! Ɛn so ebul, ɛn gift nɔto jɔs pan trɛnk, bɔt bak wit ɛkstra ɔdinari pɔlitikal talɛnt.
  Dis na di nɔmba wan rizin we mek i sev di yɔŋ man. I kin rili fayn fɔ pas di biznɛs to yu yon blɔd. Pan ɔl we, bikɔs ɔf di tru tin we di ay-lɛv Sith dɛn bin kam fɔ bi lɛk se i nɔ ebul fɔ bɔn pikin, dɛn nɔ bin ɛva tek famili tayt as impɔtant tin.
  Plagaust bin kam fɔ fil bad... Sɔntɛm i bin rili disayd se in yon bɔy pikin nɔ go tɔch am.
  Bɔt na dis bin mek Darth Sidious tek akshɔn. Fɔ du kraym lɛk fɔ kil yu yon papa na ɛni Sith Masta in drim.
  Na di nɛt bifo di ilɛkshɔn, Damaskɔs bin mek in fɔs pɔblik apia insay sɔm ia wit Sɛnator Palpatine nɔmɔ: dɛn bin atɛnd di prɛmiɛra fɔ wan nyu prodakshɔn fɔ Mon Calamari ɔpra na di Galactic Opera House. Afta di introdukshɔn, di tu Sith Lɔd dɛn bin ritaia na Damaskɔs in penthaus na di Caldani Spiers bildin fɔ sɛlibret di sakrifays we Palpatine bin gɛt we bin de kam. Palpatine bin de waka rawnd di ticha wit wayn, ɛn i bin de rilizɔs in tɔk we i gɛt fɔ tɔk na di Sɛnat.
  Plagaust, we bin dɔn drɔnk, bin tɛl Palpatine se in ɛkspiriɛns wit magochlorians bin pas saksesful. Di bɔbɔ we nem Anakin bin win di res, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i bin ebul fɔ mek wan ol ami we gɛt rɔbɔt dɛn we de fɛt nɔ wok. Dis min se di bɔbɔ gɛt gift fɔ gɛt trɛnk pas ɛnibɔdi we de na di wan ol wɔl. Apat frɔm dat, apat frɔm di bɔbɔ, i bin ebul fɔ inseminate wan ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di Togruta rays wit Magochlorians. We wi tink bɔt se di ripɔtmɛnt dɛn fɔ dis mɔtalman, bɔt nɔto mɔtalman rays po pas Magochlorians, bɔt di sem tɛm di pasɛnt we Jedi de bitwin dɛn, wit bɔku tɛm smɔl nɔmba pas pipul dɛn, rili ay...
  Di nyu gyal pikin Ahsoka Tano insay di fyuchu go ebul fɔ ajɔst ɛkstra ɔdinari, ayt dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin no bifo pan skil. Di kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ ɔda we dɛn fɔ no di pawa we di Togruta gɛt, ɛn di bɔku bɔku magochlorians, kin bɔn wan rial mirekul we mɔtalman mek.
  Wetin go apin nɛks? I go kɔntinyu fɔ du ɛkspiriɛns ɛn mek wan nyu rays fɔ pipul dɛn - we ikwal pan trɛnk to di gɔd dɛn. Ɛn i go ebul fɔ sɛntesis biɛns dɛn we gɛt ivin ay levul pas magochlorians - theochlorians, we go alaw di Sith fɔ chenj di fizik lɔ dɛn na di yunivas, ɛn sɔntɛm fɔ mek nyu yunivas dɛn!
  Sɔntin bin de fɔ mek di blak masta fred ɛn sɔprayz.
  Smɔl smɔl we Plagaust bin de drɔnk, i bin slip fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay bɔku ia, ɛn afta sɔm tɛm, Sidiɔs, we bin de shem (sɔntɛm i go bɛtɛ fɔ jɔs kɔt in ed wit sɔd?), bin mek wan wata we gɛt Fɔs laytin pan di ticha .
  - Yu, papa, go ansa fɔ ɔltin! Fɔ we i lɛf mi, fɔ we i alaw mi fɔ bia fɔ wan ia na ɛlfaya na di kiŋ in sɛla dɛn we dɛn kin mek pipul dɛn sɔfa! Wetin mek yu fos mi fɔ kil mi wangren tru tru lɔv, Karɔlin?
  Di blak Sith bin de ala, i bin de spit laytin pan in mama ɛn papa. I bin rili rili et am.
  We Darth Sidious bin de ɛnjɔy di pen we Plagaust bin de fil, i bin mek i sɔfa smɔl smɔl te i day, ɛn bikɔs i bin taya wit di ɛp we di Fos bin de ɛp am, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin ɛn i day.
  Insay di las sɛkɔn dɛn, di blak masta se:
  "Yu los dis gem di de we yu disayd to tren mi so dat a go rul di Galaxy, yu get yu papa fo yu said - or, mo presis, anda yu il Yu bi mai ticha, papa - yes, fo dis A go de wit yu sote go a gladi, bɔt yu nɔ go ɛva bi mi masta."
  - Palpatine se gudbai to Darth Plagaust, we bin de day ɛn bɔn insay di faya we laytin de bɔn.
  Dis na aw di Sith invintɔ bin dɔn in layf we bin de mek big big briz. Ɛn wit am di pej fɔ di yunivasal istri bin tɔn.
  Bɔt tu nyu, big big krieshɔn dɛn bin stil de: Ahsoka ɛn Anakin, ɛn wan studɛnt we bin ebul fɔ gɛt pawa oba di galɛksi ɛn win di Jedi.
  So Lyuk Skywalker na bin Palpatine in gret granpikin ɛn Darth Vader in pikin.
  So, di blak Sith masta nɔ bin ebul fɔ gi di ɔda, tek ɛn pwɛl in dairekt, gifted pikin. Pantap dat, ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, Lyuk na wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt mɔtalman, ɛn in yon pikin dɛn na af Togruta. Bɔt Emparɔ Palpatine bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek lɔ dɛn we de stɔp di rayt dɛn we pipul dɛn we nɔto mɔtalman gɛt, ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de tray fɔ mek pipul dɛn we gɛt difrɛn kɔlɔ na di nyu pawa.
  Fɔ tru, bikɔs pipul dɛn na di rays we bɔku pas ɔlman na di galɛksi, ɛn di empara insɛf na mɔtalman, lɛk di wan dɛn we de wit am, dat min se di harsh rasis ɛn di shem we ɔda rays dɛn de shem, rili insay di spirit we di Sith dɛn gɛt. Di wan dɛn we lɛk fɔ stɔp ɛn kɔntrol.
  Grand Marshal Tarkin bin divɛlɔp wan ol tiori ɛn aydiɔlɔjis fɔ jɔstify rasis...
  Bɔt na af pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin gɛt di tron. Ivin as Ahsoka bin pul di ɔgly growths, in chameleon skin luk fayn.
  Di Emparɔ bin sɛn in pikin dɛn spɛshal wan fɔ go pwɛl layf na di planɛt we nem Shaylɔ, usay di Togruta dɛn bin de. Ɛn di blak masta in pikin dɛn du dis wit gladi at.
  Dɛn bin de sav frɔm we dɛn gɛt bɛlɛ ɛn na di dak say nɔmɔ dɛn bin no bɔt di pawa. Palpatine bin du gud tin dɛn pas wan tɛm we i bin yɔŋ. Ɛn if i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di say usay dɛn de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa, if i nɔ bin mit Plagaust, i nɔ bin fɔ ɛva bi di bigman we kil pipul dɛn pas ɔlman na di galaksi.
  Yɛs, in pikin dɛn nɔ bin de du gud tin dɛn; Bɔt fɔ sɔm rizin dis na di rayt tin we nɔ kin fayn fɔ di empara. Tolley, di gudnɛs we bin de insay am nɔ bin dɔn day ɔl. Toli Palpatine bin biliv se i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ bi rial Sith if yu nɔ fɛt wit yusɛf, we yu win di layt sayd insay yusɛf.
  In pikin dɛn bin gri fɔ sav bad as sɔntin we dɛn gi dɛn, as di tin we nɔmal pas ɔl na di yunivas, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt prɔblɛm wit dɛn maynd ɔ rigrɛt.
  Bɔt Palpatine bin fɛt wit insɛf, ɛn na di Mɔst Ay Gɔd dɛn nɔmɔ no wetin di kil we dɛn kil Karɔlin bin lɔs am.
  Apat frɔm dat, di empara nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ kil in mama. I tan lɛk se Plagaust bin fil lɛk se i lɛk am bak, ɛn i nɔ ɛva aks dis kayn kwɛstyɔn.
  Ɛn Palpatine in mama stil de alayv ɛn pan ɔl we i dɔn pas wan ɔndrɛd ia fɔ lɔng tɛm, i nɔ tan lɛk uman we rili ol atɔl. Difrɛn frɔm dat, i tan lɛk se i yɔŋ pas in bɔy pikin, we na strɔng blant - we nɔ pas tati ia we i luk. Afta we i fri frɔm tranga wok, i bin go de na wan rimot provins ɛn bigin fɔ du majik de.
  Yɛs, i bin kɔmɔn, i bin de wok na fam, bɔt i bin bi uman bak we nɔ kɔmɔn, we dɛn bin chenj in jenɛtiks. If nɔto dat, i nɔ bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ gɛt bɛlɛ frɔm di blak masta.
  I nɔ bin wɛr fut nɔmɔ, i bin de wɛr loincloth nɔmɔ, wit tint wes lɛk yɔŋ gyal pikin in yon, i bin de wok tranga wan na di fil, ɛn na nɛt i bin de du majik. Bɔt we Wit bin de wit am, di mama bin ayd di tin dɛn we i bin de du ɛn i nɔ bin de initiate in bɔy pikin fɔ du ɛnitin.
  Di trut mek i slip tu-tri tɛm: se i go mɔs bi se i nɔ go jɔs bɛr di wan dɛn we i lɛk, bɔt i go bɛr dɛn pikin ɛn granpikin dɛn bak.
  Palpatine bin visit in mama onli wan ia afta - wen i bin nid to protekt Naboo from wan rebel reyd. Dɛn bin de luk fɔ sikrit dɛn bak, na di planɛt we di blak empara bin de. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin want fɔ no di tin dɛn we i nɔ ebul fɔ du, ɔ dɛn bin want fɔ fɛn in fambul dɛn?
  Di empara bin gɛt wan brɔda we na in mama ɛn papa. Na ya Palpatine sakrifays am to dak fos shɔt bifo di kraysis na Naboo - aw fɔ se, so dat lɔk go smayl.
  Bay dis tɛm, in brɔda bin dɔn gɛt granpikin dɛn, so di we aw Darth Sidious bin de wet ɛn si bin bɛnifit am. Ivin mɔ viktim dɛn, ɛn wan nyu addɛshɔn to di pantheon fɔ fambul dɛn we dɛn kil.
  Dɔn i bin want fɔ kil in mama di sem tɛm. Bɔt Palpatine bin de tink se i go mit wan ol uman: bɔt in mama nɔ bin chenj atɔl insay di lɔng ia we dɛn bin de separet. Wan gyal pikin, mɔsul figa, rili dak bikɔs i tan, ɛn smol skin, fayn fes wit man chin. We yu de fa, dɛn kin mistek kɔl am gyal pikin, bɔt we yu de nia am, yu kin si in fes: i rili machɔ, i dɔn fɔm fayn, ɛn i ol lɛk tati ia so. Ɛn if yu luk insay ɛmirald-safaya yay, i go tan lɛk se i pas dat.
  Witt Thaler, we nɔ bin de tink se in mama nɔ simpul lɛk aw i tan, bin sɔprayz ɛn nɔ gri fɔ kil, ɔ, as i kɔl am, sakrifays to dak pawa.
  Dɔn i nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ chenj at le sɔm wɔd dɛn wit in mama-witch ɛn, bikɔs i nɔ bin kɔntakt am, i rɔn go kwik kwik wan ɛn kɔmɔt de. Sɔntɛm di mama bin no in bɔy pikin, bɔt i bin de mek lɛk se i kol ɛn i nɔ bisin bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn di las tɛm we i bin go na Naboo, i bin apia di tɛm we dɛn bin ambush di impyɔrian kɔnvoy. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn bɛr Palpatine na di pales, bɔt wan uman we nɔ wɛr fut bin apia to am, we sho se i dɔn ayd usay fɔ kɔmɔt ɛn sho am usay ɔda ribel pipul dɛn bin de atak am.
  Dɔn dɛn chenj sɔm wɔd dɛn wit am.
  Di mama we nɔ de fade put in an pan Palpatine in fɔɛd ɛn tɔk bita wan se:
  - Aw kruk yu bin wund, pikin. Nɔto wan tin nɔ de we yu go ebul fɔ no we lɛf insay yu!
  Darth Sidious ansa in mama wit wamat se:
  - I jɔs tan lɛk se a na rili ol man na do! Infakt, i dɔn te we mi bɔdi nɔ de liv akɔdin to mɔtalman lɔ. Ɛn a stil ebul fɔ win ɛni Jedi wit sɔd. Ɛn di tɛm we mi bɔdi go de na di bɔdi go las fɔ bɔku ɔda ɔndrɛd ia!
  Di yɔŋ mama nɔd to in bɔy pikin we bin rɔtin:
  -Yu dɔn disayd fɔ prolɔng yu fyzikal ɛgzistens bay we yu bi vampaya? Na tru se vampaya dɛn gɛt bɛnifit pas mɔtalman. Eksept fɔ di nid fɔ drink blɔd tri tɛm insay di de ɛn avɔyd san layt. Bɔt dis nɔto layf!
  Emparɔ Palpatine bin vɛks pan in mama ɛn i bin ivin want fɔ bit am, bɔt i bin kɔntrol insɛf. I bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - A dɔn strɔng pas aw a bin strɔng we a bin yɔŋ, a at fɔ kil wit ɛni ɔda tin pas silva we gɛt di ay standad. Ɛn na ɛni san yu kin wɛr kɔmfyut spɛshal sus wit filta, ɛn atifishal layt nɔ denja fɔ mi.
  Na ya Darth Sidious in tɔyn bin soft:
  - Beta yet, tel mi, hau yu, bi simpul pesin, manej to maintain yu yong?
  Lada Thaler ansa wit wan swit, wayt-tut smayl:
  "A bin de waka barefut rawnd Naboo ɔl mi layf, wok ɔl mi layf, it wɛlbɔdi it, na jus ɛn milk nɔmɔ a bin de drink. Ɔltɛm na di fresh briz - fa frɔm di siti. Wan tɛm nɔmɔ a bin go na di kapital siti, ɛn afta dat a bin go na chen, we dɛn kam wit mi fɔ yɛri di jɔjmɛnt. Ɛn afta dat bak to di vilej wit wan swɛlin!
  A de liv di wɛlbɔdi layf we pɔsibul ɛn wetin mek a fɔ ol?
  Dis tɛm Palpatine nɔ ivin vɛks, i fil smɔl fɔ ɛnjɔy ɛn, kwik kwik wan, i aks fɔ klarifyeshɔn:
  - Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de wok na fam de liv di sem layf we yu de liv, bɔt dis nɔ de mek dɛn nɔ tɔn to ɔg ol uman, we nɔ tan lɛk yu. Wetin na di sikrit - tɛl mi!
  Mama bin ansa wit wan vɔys we de mek i nɔ gɛt wanwɔd se:
  - Di kwɛstyɔn we impɔtant pas ɔl na, wetin kin mek pɔsin ol? Di saykl we de na di nature de sote go, ɛn mɔtalman bɔdi tan lɛk dis kayn saykl. If wi tɔk am klia wan, natin nɔ de na mɔtalman bɔdi insɛf we fɔ ol. - Di uman we luk yɔŋ stɔp ɛn kɔntinyu wit di kɔnfidɛns we wan gɔd uman gɛt. - Na ɔltin bɔt tink ɛn fet. Biliv se ol ej nɔto natin, bɔt yɔŋ we go de sote go, difrɛn frɔm dat, na patɛn ɛn yu nɔ go ol!
  Palpatine nɔ bin gri wit dis ɔl:
  - Nɔto pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de ol, bɔt dɛn kin ol bak wit mɛtal, tin dɛn, spɛshal ship dɛn, ɛn kɔmbat rɔbɔt dɛn. Wetin mek yu tink se pɔsin kin ebul fɔ avɔyd dis bay we i want fɔ du sɔntin ɛn we i gɛt fet?
  Di yɔŋ uman ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - di mכtalman bכdi, i nכ lεk mεtal, na rinuכbal sistεm. Sεl dεm kin sheb εn nyu dεn sεf fכ bכku bilyan bilyan ia. Ɛni sayɛnsman go se di stem we de na di bɔdi go las fɔ bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn layf. yu jכs nid fכ lan aw fכ du wan imכtant sכm sכm tin - fכ rigεnεret εn rεnyu di nεv sεl dεm. Dɔn, layf we nɔ de day go bi rial tin!
  Palpatine bin aks wit insinuating se:
  - En aw yu de du dis, mama?
  Di uman laf ɛn ansa wit wispa se:
  - Wetin mek vampaya go no dis? Ɛn so yu go kɔntinyu fɔ liv insay dis bɔdi fɔ fayv ɔ siks ɔndrɛd ia. Ɛn wan fayn grup pan una de gro ɔp... Yu stil nid fɔ masta di sikrit fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn we go de sote go? Ɛspɛshali we yu tink bɔt di we aw yu de tink bɔt yusɛf nɔmɔ?
  Darth Sidious hiss lɛk snek we dɛn dɔn krɔs ɛn drɔ in skarlet bled:
  - A kin sakrifays yu tu to di dak fɔs dɛm!
  Di mama bin luk in pikin-emparɔ witout ɛni shado fɔ wan kɔntri. I ansa, ɛn smayl mɔ ɛn mɔ:
  - Dis sakrifays nɔ go ɛp yu na yu fɛt! Pan ɔl we yu na blɔd tyrant, mi prea de sev yu frɔm day. Insay wan ia, yu go waka na di ed pat na di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm. Ɛn na yu mama nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ sev yu sol frɔm ɛlfaya!
  Palpatine sof ɛn wev in an insay wan rilaks we:
  - Okay, as yu se: di vampaya stil gɛt fayv ɔ siks sɛntiwɔd we lɛf. En den maybe I"ll fain out a mo effektiv way fo prolong laif. Pantap dat, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tray fɔ mek spirit go insay wan klon!
  Mama kis Palpatine gudbai ɛn wish am lɔk. I bin de smɛl so fresh ɛn fayn. Ɛn Darth Sidious bin fil sɔri - gudnɛs gɛt in yon charm.
  Iv na bad tin, ɛn fɔ liv we daknɛs ɛn bad bad jakal dɛn de rawnd, kin mek yu taya pasmak. Sɔntɛnde, fred kin rol insay... Tormenting ɛn terrible.
  Pantap dat, Emparɔ Palpatine bin want fɔ mek wan Sith we nɔto klin bad, tek in ples, ɛn so dat di pɔsin we tek in ples go ebul fɔ briŋ at le sɔntin we pɔsin kin mek insay di layf fɔ di kɔsmik pawa.
  Lyuk Skywalker na wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt mɔtalman ɛn dis na in impɔtant advantej.
  Apat frɔm dat, Anakin ɛn Palpatine dɛn blɔd bin stil de flɔ insay am. Ɛn fɔ briŋ dis bɔbɔ na di dak say bin nid fɔ tray tranga wan.
  
  
  BƆN DI DƐVIL
  Aw Palpatine, we na bin yɔŋ man we nɔ gɛt sɛns, we bin sabi fɔ stɔdi gud gud wan, ɛn we bin difrɛn bay we i de biev fayn, bi di pɔsin we de sho di wan ol wɔl ɛn di bad tin dɛn ɛn i bin chenj to di dak say na di pawa?
  Laif na di planɛt Naboo bin rili gud - wan mild klaymat, wan jenaros land, wan ɔlmost kɔmplit absɛns ɔf rɔsh ɛn dimand fɔ chenj. Di we aw gɔvmɛnt de du na kɔnstityushɔnal monaki... Bɔt di pawa we di kiŋ gɛt big, in lɔ dɛn ikwal to di lɔ dɛn, ɛn na Padle Amidala nɔmɔ dɛn chenj fɔ stɔp ɔl tu di tɛm we di kiŋ fɔ rul ɛn in pawa dɛn.
  Palpatine we i bin yɔŋ na bin rili fayn, slɛnd ɛn, fɔ tru, in bɔdi bin divɛlɔp yɔŋ man, i bin win di intaplanɛt Aybɔl kɔmpitishɔn. Na da tɛm de Palpatine, we dɛn bin put insay di Naboo tim di las tɛm, bin fil se i de fil fɔ fos. I bin si bifo tɛm aw pulsar dɛn de flay ɛn aw asteroyd dɛn de tɔn insay wan kɔmpleks vayrɔyal gem. Ɛn i bin kam fɔ no se i go ebul fɔ no ustɛm fɔ du di bad bad tin we go kil am ɛn we go mek i kil am. Ɛn afta dat, in nem bin difrɛn smɔl: Wit Thaler. Di mama na kɔmɔn pɔsin, ɛn dɛn nɔ no di papa. Na tru se Wit bin ebul fɔ go na wan kɔleji we gɛt nem fɔ di fri fakulti we i bɔn ɛn we i bin de wok tranga wan. Fɔ du dis, i bin nid fɔ gɛda wan mak we rili ay.
  We i kam pan in papa, in mama we rili fayn ɛn we kɔba bin tɔk se in na bigman we gɛt ay pozishɔn, sɔntɛm i bin ivin bi wan pan di Jedi dɛn we dɛn bɔn fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tɔk in nem. Bɔt Wit bin mek difrɛn asɔmpshɔn dɛn na in maynd - sɔntɛm in papa na bin rili empara we kɔmɔt na wan galɛksi we de nia am?
  Ivin as pikin, Thaler, di fiuja Palpatine, bin fil insay insɛf di abiliti fɔ rid wan klos tɛksbuk - insay pepa fɔm ɔ wan e-buk - i nɔ bin impɔtant. I bin de amaz in padi dɛn wit in ebul fɔ tɔk wetin go apin to spɔt kɔmpitishɔn, ɔ win ridl pan bet - lɛk di wan we dɛn ayd insay fist.
  Bɔt na insay dis gem i kam fɔ no se i gɛt gift we nɔ bɔku. Di sensashonal viktri mek Witt Thaler bi di hiro of Naboo, and... Wel, jos laik fo fairy tale, i mek di fact se di most fayn gyal, Prinses Caroline Amidala, fol ed ova il in lov wit am.
  Ɛn Wit insɛf, wit in yɔŋ, ɔt blɔd, bin fil wan surge of sympathy ɛn reciprocity. Dɛn bin lɛk dɛnsɛf bad bad wan, ɛn di ɔfishal pɔsin we go gɛt di tron, we nem Karɔlin Amidala Nabɛri, bin gɛt bɛlɛ frɔm wan kɔmɔn bɔbɔ.
  Di kiŋ bin vɛks bad bad wan. Frɔm di kɔstɔm ɛn lɔ we de na di planɛt Naboo, dɛn nɔ gri fɔ pwɛl bɛlɛ, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di rayt fɔ sidɔm na di tron ɛn di krawn prinses ɛn in pikin dɛn. Dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kil Witt Thaler di we we go mek dɛn fil pen pas ɔl afta dɛn dɔn mek dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan. Ɛn afta we dɛn bɔn in pikin, dɛn bin sɛn Karɔlin fɔ bi slev na di plantɛshɔn. Di prinses bin de de: i nɔ bin wɛr fut, i bin jɔs wɛr klos we dɔn rɔtin, i bin gɛt fɔ wok tranga wan togɛda wit ɔda gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn put na jel. Spend di nɛt na barɔk, pan bod dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn it simpul, rɔf it. Di ovasia dɛn bin de bit di fiuja kwin wit wip if i wok ivin slo smɔl.
  Wan pan di kayn pɔnishmɛnt dɛn na fɔ ɛng slev dɛn na rɛk ɛn tikl dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin wit di faya we de kɔmɔt na tɔch.
  Dɛn bin mek Wit insɛf sɔfa na prizin. Dɛn bin de mek a sɔfa bad bad wan, dɛn bin de mek a sɔfa wit sɛns, bɔt dɛn bin de mek a sɔfa bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn bin de mek a nɔ no natin ɔ day bifo tɛm.
  Witt Thaler bin go tru wan tawzin sɛklɔ dɛn na ɛl. Dɛn bin mek i sɔfa fɔ wan ol ia bifo dɛn kil am. Ɛn afta dat, wan rat mit bin gɛt fɔ it am layf layf wan, bifo bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de na Naboo.
  Bɔt we dɛn bin de kil am, di monsta bin bɔm wantɛm wantɛm... Ɛn we di smok klin, Wit Tala bin lɔs we i nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am. Bɔku pipul dɛn tek dis as sayn frɔm ɔp ɛn fɔdɔm na dɛn ni. Ɛn di kiŋ bin de stɛp, in fes tɔn blu - i bin dɔn sɔfa wan blo.
  Ɛn we dɛn bin de mek Wit sɔfa fɔ sɔm mɔnt, i bin wek na wan dɔti grɔn, we gɛt brayt brayt plant dɛn. I bin de fil pen bad bad wan, bɔt di sem tɛm di filin fɔ gɛt bad bad trɛnk bin kam bak. Fɔ sɔm rizin, di tɛm we dɛn bin de mek dɛn sɔfa na di bɛsin usay dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa, Wit nɔ bin ebul fɔ yuz di tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du ɛn bɔn di wan dɛn we dɛn bin de kil.
  Pan ɔl we i bin de si am imajin faya we de flay kɔmɔt na insɛf, di pulsar dɛn we de bɔn, ɛn strim dɛn we de kɔmɔt frɔm di bad bad wɛpɔn we pɔsin we de trowe plasma (we dɛn ban na di ol ripablik - bikɔs ɔf in pawa we rili big fɔ pwɛl!). Bɔt afta dat, di filin fɔ gɛt trɛnk bin kam bak.
  Ɛn di dip wund dɛn we di wan dɛn we bin de kil bin gɛt bin de wɛl smɔl smɔl.
  Neks to Wit, wan kanista bin de we gɛt wan miksɔp we gɛt nyutriɛnt, ɛn i bin de absɔb am wan wan tɛm, ɛn i bin de slip.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, i bin gɛt wan drim... Delusional ɛn di sem tɛm heroic;
  Fɔ it di bɔdi na bin tin we kin apin kwik kwik wan, di layɔn we chenj di bɔdi bin de rɔsh we di mit bin fresh ɛn wam. We i dɔn fɔ dɔn, na wan skel nɔmɔ bin lɛf. Bɔku blak wɔman dɛn we wɛr klos, we gɛt majik stik, drɛb am go, dɔn dɛn pik di skel.
  - Di brayt gladiator we day wan valiant day go bɛr am akɔdin to lokal kɔstɔm wit ful ɔna. - Di kɔmɛntatɔ bin anɔys wit ɛnjɔymɛnt tɔyn.
  - Sɔprayz! Nɔto da kayn bad ɛnd de! - Na so di fiuja spɛs empara se. Wit stil na yɔŋ man we de drim i tan lɛk se i de na in layf we i nɔ tu te yet;
  Ɛn di kɔmɛntatɔ we dɛn nɔ no bin kɔntinyu fɔ chok wit frenzied gladi:
  - Ɛn naw wi de anɔys di kɔntinyu fɔ di kɔmpitishɔn. Na dis tɛm ya, ɛnibɔdi we de na di pɔblik kin fɛt di layɔn we de kil am.
  Witt Thaler tinap wantɛm wantɛm ɛn ala lawd wan se:
  - A want!
  - I klia se yu want fɔ pe fɔ yu gilti fɔ we yu nɔ bet pan pɔsin. - Prinses Karɔlin Amidala bin de tiz am.
  Di yɔŋ man ala wit wamat se:
  - Ɛn if na so! Animal we kil pɔsin nɔ fit fɔ liv!
  - Bɔt yu gɛt kɔmpitishɔn, luk. - Prinses Karɔlin pɔynt to di animal we tinap, we de mɛmba wan krokodail we tinap stret wit di fes we ɛlifant gɛt. - Dis man tu wan fait!
  Di kɔmɛntatɔ bin anawns se:
  - So, if tu pipul wan tɛm sho se dɛn want fɔ go fɛt, den fɔs dɛn fɔ fɛt dɛnsɛf.
  Di pipul dɛn bin wɛlkɔm dis disizhɔn, mɔ spɛktakl ɛn mɔ blɔd!
  Warrior Witt bin luk di monsta wit wan trɔnk we dɛn kɔba wit skel klos, ɛn insay di fɔs sɛkɔn dɛn nɔmɔ i fil wan filin we nɔ fayn na di pit na in bɛlɛ. Dɔn di yɔŋ man bin win di gladi at we i bin gɛt, pan ɔl we wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se di ɛnimi bin denja.
  - Dɛn go gi yu wan standad wɛpɔn! - Di kɔmɛntatɔ anɔys wit kol na in vɔys.
  Di sojaman dɛn bin butu akɔdin to dɛn kɔstɔm. Dɔn dɛn gi dɛn sɔd ɛn shild. Na ya wan ɔda sɔprayz bin de wet fɔ Wit: dɛn gi am wan sɔd, na in raytan, ɛn di ɛnimi bin gɛt tu wan tɛm, ɛn tek di sɛkɔn wɛpɔn na in trɔnk.
  - I nɔ fayn! - Di yɔŋ man bin protɛst. - Tu bled agens wan.
  - Dis na Kɔp Sɔka, i kin yuz in nos ɔltɛm na fɛt. Dis kayn kɔstɔm! - Di kɔmɛntatɔ we wi nɔ de si ansa we i nɔ ayd di kɔntempt we de na in vɔys, na fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt wet, we rili fiba nimf, bin gi di wɛpɔn dɛn; We Wit (di fiuja Palpatine) bin de luk dɛn, i bin fil se i rili want fɔ du sɔntin, ɛn i bin rili shem se pipul dɛn go notis in tɛnsiɔn. So i tɔk am wit wamat.
  - So gi mi sɛkɔn sɔd instead ɔf wan klɔmsi shild. - A nɔ want fɔ bi wimp.
  - Yu gɛt da kayn rayt de! - Di kɔmɛntatɔ se, i bi smɔl kinda.
  Di nimf gi di yɔŋ man sɛkɔn sɔd ɛn se wit pathos:
  - Fayt, nayt, nɔ disgres yu ɔna.
  Di kɔmɛntatɔ bin anawns bak se:
  - Di rayt fɔ kil ɔ fɔgiv na di fɛtman we gɛt di wɛpɔn we win! Ɛn bak to di pipul dɛn. A tink se dis nid fɔ tek tɛm tink bɔt.
  - A go definitli finish of di daring handsom man. - Said Kɔp Sɔk.
  - If yu nɔ fɔj hama, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ split di kast! - Witt bin tok wit wan wity aphorism.
  Dɛn tinap, di krokodail ɛlifant bin big pas di man fa fawe, ɛn bigin wet fɔ di signal.
  Di nimf we layt lɛk fɛda flay kam nia am ɛn kis di yɔŋ man na in rosy chɛst.
  Wit bin blush ɛn tek af stɛp, na da tɛm de di signal fɔ fɛt bin blo. Di pɔsin we de sɔk bɔdi rɔsh pan am, i de wev in sɔd dɛn, i bin de tink se i go tek am we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni. Di yɔŋ man bin de wach, ɛn, i jomp go na di sayd, ɛn as i de tɔn bak, i kik. Di blo nak di shild, i ring wit wan disgusting sawnd.
  - Hey, pikin! Tek kia of yu shoes, dem kiut.
  Yɔŋ Wit bin rili rigrɛt se i nɔ bin pul in snik dɛn na gift fɔ in batde, dɛn bin gɛt kɔlɔ we nɔ kɔmɔn ɛn pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt lɛda we bin de te, i nɔ bin want fɔ pwɛl dɛn. Po uman in pikin nid gud sus. Ɛn in Wit stil na bɔbɔ, so i kin waka barefut ɛn nɔ shem.
  Di fɛt bin kɔntinyu, dɔn di yɔŋ man bin notis se di ɛnimi bin rili sabi fɔ yuz in trɔnk. Aw di sɔd de muv kwik kwik wan, we di an dɛn nɔ so muv, ɛn ivin bɛtɛ pan lɔng.
  - Ɔl mi layf a bin de drim fɔ rayd ɛlifant, nɔto fɔ fɛt. Yu so disgusting.
  Fɔ ansa dis, wan kray kray kray:
  - Dat yu nɔ lɛk di pɔsin. Na so yu rays inferior.
  Witt kɔntinyu fɔ chenj di trajektɔri, du di mila, wan pan di ɛfifishin tɛknik dɛn
  Kendo, bɔt i tan lɛk se di nem fɔ pɔsin we sabi fɛt nɔ bin kam to in ɛnimi fɔ natin. I bin ebul fɔ parri ɔltin ɛn ivin dil sɛnsitiv blow insɛf. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan pan di lɔng dɛn bin nak Wit na in chɛst, dɛn kɔt in shit, di yɔŋ man du bak sɔmsɔlt, i nɔ bin izi fɔ rɔnawe pan siriɔs dɛf. Di Rɔshian igl we gɛt tu ed bin pwɛl ɛn kɔt am af.
  - Na big big pɔsin! - Witt se ɛn du di "Butterfly" tɛknik, bɔt bak ɔl di atak dɛn tɔn aut fɔ bi
  Dɛn bin kech am bak. - Nɔs dɛbul.
  Dɛn wund am bak, i skrach in an, dɔn dɛn nak am na in sholda. Wit bin tɔn bak, i bin kam fɔ no wantɛm wantɛm se i nɔ bin gɛt op fɔ lɔs di fɛt, ɛn i bin de fes wan ɛnimi patna we sabi du am pas am. Pantap dat, di yɔŋ man nɔ bin rili sabi fɔ du kendo yet.
  Prinses Karɔlin bin de wɔri bak:
  - Na mi na di las ful fɔ nɔ stɔp mi bɔyfrɛn. Insay dis yunivas i de kɔmplit wan
  Na strenja, ɛn i go day, nɔbɔdi nɔ no bɔt wetin.
  I bin want fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di arena. Dɔn, lɛk aw lɔk go se, wan majik man we wi sabi bin kam.
  - Wetin biuti, no bi fo am fo shot wit stik o wev im leg. A sabi Kɔp Sɔka! Wetin, i go mɔs kil, ɛn ivin provok di bɔdi. So ilɛksɛf yu lɛk am ɔ yu nɔ lɛk am, yu go gɛt fɔ gi yusɛf to mi.
  - Nɔ ɛva! - Na im Prinses Karɔlin se.
  Di majik man we de na di dak say na di fɔs bin rasp:
  - Insay dis kes, dɛn kin sɛl yu to wan rejimɛnt, ɛn yu go sav twɛnti sojaman dɛn wan de. Ɔ, di kɔmɔn we, insay di rula in harem, usay bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de ɛn yu go dray frɔm melankoli ɛn abstinɛns.
  Di prinses bin ala wit maynd se:
  - A go bi wɔriɔ!
  Di majik man bin ala se:
  - Yu na fragile gyal we nɔ sabi besik majik tɛknik. Yɛs, dɛn go bɔn yu insay di fɔs fɛt.
  Karɔlin bin vɛks:
  - Di Masta fɔ Glori go tich mi! Yɛs, ɛn a gɛt trɛnk na mi bɔdi!
  Di majik man bin laf wit disgustin:
  - Masta fɔ Glɔri? Ɛn yes, i de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ. I nɔ go izi fɔ mek i ebul fɔ du ɛnitin we gɛt valyu. So a kin mek yu bi mi wɛf ɛn pas mi skil dɛn lɛk mi yon.
  Di prinses bin grin wit ironi:
  - Yu wan bi gɔd?
  Di majik man bin ala lawd wan se:
  - Yu nɔ tink! Dat a wɔs pas ɔda aplikɛnt dɛn?
  Karɔlin bin tɔk wit ɔl in at ɛn sho se i nɔ rɛspɛkt am se:
  - Yu de disgust. A go vɛks we yu tɔch mi.
  Di pɔsin we bin de tɛmpt am in yay bin de shayn wit wan krimsin layt.
  - Wel, a go mɛmba dat fɔ yu.
  We dɛn bin de tɔk, Wit in wund dɛn bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di yɔŋ man tɔn bak, i bin dɔn bigin fɔ fil diziz bikɔs i nɔ gɛt blɔd. Di kɔp suka mek ɔda atak, wan bad bad swing klos fɔ kɔt di man in ed ɛn kɔt di man in chɛk.
  - I se di bastard. - We di fɛt dɛn bin de, di Vɛlkɔ we bin de pan wan pan in snik dɛn bin kam unglued.
  Ɛn di sus dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ol am. Bɔt inspɛkshɔn bin slap di yɔŋ man we ebul fɔ du sɔntin, i jomp shap shap ɔp. I wev in fut, ɛn di snik, lɛk ston we kɔmɔt na sling, flay insay Kɔp Sɔka in fes, i nak in rivɛt il na in yay. I ala, ɛn in maynd bin de ambɔg am fɔ wan sɛkɔn.
  Witt bin du wan pan di Jedi Kendo teknik we bin at pas ɔl, di "triple fan" ɛn i kɔt di monsta in trɔnk. Wan watawɛl we gɛt blɔd sprɛy kɔmɔt, Kɔpsɔka tɔn bak, in leg dɛn spred big big wan. In trot bin mek wan bad bad ala ala.
  Wit in yay dɛn bin de flash wit wamat:
  - Di ɛnimi de nia fɔ pwɛl kpatakpata! A go win!
  Di yɔŋ man atak di ɛnimi wit wan sɔd nɔmɔ i nɔ bin de fred. Di kɔpsɔk bin tɔn bak, i bin de stɛp ɛn mis blo. I nɔ tu te, i gɛt bɔku bad bad wund dɛn ɛn i drɔp in sɔd. Dɔn i jɔs riak wit kɔnvulsiv, i tɔn di shild. Wit bin gladi fɔ du wan pitchfɔk muv, i chuk in ɛnimi fɔs na in ed, we i bin ebul fɔ riak to, dɔn i chuk in bɛlɛ. Di pankchɔ bin dip, ɛn di insay dɛn bin kɔmɔt. Dɔn, we Wit si se di ɛnimi dɔn wik kpatakpata, i du di "brɔsh" tɛknik ɛn chuk in skel. I bin fɔdɔm ɛn day.
  - Di fɛtman Witt, we dɛn kɔl di gɔst, win. In ɛnimi, Kɔp Sɔka, Smashing Trunk, dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ day. Naw di yɔŋ man we win gɛt rayt fɔ kil am ɔ nɔ kil am.
  Di krawd bin de mek nɔys, sɔm pan di bet dɛn bin win ɛn sɔm bin lɔs, bɔt ɔlman bin rili tɔsti fɔ blɔd.
  Yunaytɛd, insay wan wayl impuls ɛn frenzied kray:
  - Finish am ɔf! Kɔt di ed ɛn ɛng am pan tik! - Dɛn bin de ala. - Dis na aw kɔstɔm de dikte fɔ dil wit pipul dɛn we lɔs.
  Wit shek in ed, insay di gladi gladi we di fɛt bin gɛt i bin stil ebul fɔ kil, bɔt we ɔltin dɔn, in wamat bin dɔn. Fɔ kɔt ed wit kol blɔd ɛn afta dat i yuz am bad nɔ de insay in lɔ dɛn. Di yɔŋ man butu in brayt ed ɛn tɔk tranga wan se:
  - Nɔ, a nɔ go kil krichɔ we nɔ ebul fɔ ɛp.
  - Destroy am! Finish am ɔf! "Di krawd kɔntinyu fɔ ala ɛn difrɛn an ɛn fut dɛn jomp ɔp. Ɛn swɛt - Gi wi gladi!
  Di fiuja Emparɔ Palpatine bin sho se i gɛt ay pozishɔn we dɛn nɔ yɛri bɔt:
  - Di ɛnimi dɔn win, ɛn ivin kripul, wetin mɔ yu want!
  -Yu padi na stupid. We i lɛf Kɔpsɔka layf, i mek insɛf ɛnimi we go day.
  I nɔ go fɔgiv we pɔsin shem ɛn we i lɔs in trɔnk. - Di majik man se wit wan rusty wheeze. - Wetin mek yu de stupid? No skream, finish am off?! I go lisin to yu!
  - A dɔn gɛt inof blɔd! - Di prinses gyal ansa. - Ɛn wetin mek una ɔl so kruk? Yu nɔ tink se i pɔsibul fɔ ɛnjɔy wisɛf ɔda we?
  Di majik man we dɛn bin ayd in mask ɔnda wan klos, bin de his:
  - Bɔt as?
  Karɔlin, we bin jɔs ayd di we aw i vɛks, bin ansa se:
  - Lisin to siŋ dɛm, fɔ ɛgzampul! Ɔ fɔ ple atis nɔmba dɛn, ɔl kayn ɛnjɔymɛnt program dɛn, wit animal dɛn.
  Di majik man we in fes ayd, bɔt di ed dɛn we de bɔn stil de shayn bikɔs ɔf di daknɛs, tɔk wit vɔys we de na in nos:
  - Us kayn booth na dis? Nɔ, nɔto intrestin! Ɔl kayn buf ɛn buf nɔ kin ebul fɔ tek di ples fɔ di spɛktakl fɔ blɔd.
  Di prinses bin mek i kɔndɔkt in fes bay wilful:
  - Rili?
  Di majik man, we bin de kray ɛn spak in yay, bin grɔmbul:
  - Wetin bɔt di siŋ dɛm wit dɛn tin trot? If majik ɛn wich kin ɛp yu fɔ mek ɛni myuzik ɛn vɔys bak. Wi kin du am. Ɛn if wi want, den di nekɛd houris dɛn go dans.
  Di majik man es wan lɔng finga we gɛt klos:
  -No, gyal, na siriɔs gladiatorial fɛt na in bɛtɛ.
  Prinses Karɔlin nɔ bin gri wit dis atɔl, bɔt i nɔ bin agens am.
  Witt Thaler bin gɛt mɔni fɔ di fɛt, ɛn di sem tɛm i bin mek sɔm mɔni pan di bet. Dɔn di yɔŋ man, we nɔ bin dɔn wɛl yet frɔm di fɛt we i bin dɔn fɛt bifo, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin wund, bin gɛt fɔ fɛt wit
  Wan layɔn we dɔn chenj chenj. Bɔt if dɛn wɛl ɔl di wund dɛn we di animal we de it animal dɛn gɛt wit di ɛp we majik de ɛp am, di yɔŋ man kin kɔmɔt na do kɔba am wit fresh kɔt. Wit pul in T-shirt we gɛt skata ɛn pul in snik, tek tɛm put am na sayd ɛn tek sɔd na in tu an. So i bin af nekɛd insay in jins we dɛn dɔn rol, i bin tan lɛk se i fayn mɔ to Prinses Karɔlin. Dɛn bin de si big big kɔt dɛn na di bɔdi we dɛn bin dɔn skapul. Di bɔbɔ bin de rɔb in sholda dɛn we gɛt sayn, ɛn i bin de tray fɔ fos di pen fɔ sav in wamat. In fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de fil se di wam wam ples na di flɔ de wam ɔnda di atifishal layt.
  Witt Thaler bin blo wan kis. Di ɔdiɛns bin de klap dɛn an.
  I bin de muf lawd wan se:
  - No nid fɔ introduks di fɛtman dɛn! Mek di fɛt bi intrestin!
  Di layɔn, we nɔ wet fɔ di fɔj, jomp, tray fɔ pry di ɛnimi wit in fang sabers. I nɔ bin ebul i jomp bak ɛn ebul fɔ nak am na in yay wit in il. Di wayl animal vɛks bad bad wan, jomp go bifo, ɛn stɔp pan di sɔd in tip. Na dis tɛm di gladiator bɔbɔ sɛf sɔprayz - di blɔd, we bin dɔn rɛd bifo, tɔn grɛn.
  - Wetin ɔl dis de fɔ? - Aks di sɔprayz Prinses Karɔlin.
  - dis sho se di animal dכn bi mכr tenacious εn strכng, in adaptabiliti dכn inkrεs. - Di majik man ansa wit wan gloomy tone.
  Di titi bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Dis na bad tin!
  Di majik man in vɔys bin gladi mɔ ɛn mɔ:
  - Wetin du! Yu man na big faiya, na jos se swea go bi mo intrestin.
  Di dragon layɔn kɔntinyu fɔ jomp, i nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to di blɔd, i bin rili fast ɛn di yɔŋ man nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ rɔnawe. So Wit du sɔmsalt, jomp lɛk akrobat, dɔn i dayv lɛk loach, i chɛr di layɔn in bɛlɛ. I bin tan lɛk se di fanged tɛrminatɔ nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to dis, i kɔntinyu fɔ rɔnata di yɔŋ man rawnd di ring.
  - Damn am! - Witt se wit anɔyntɛd. - Di bled nɔ ebul fɔ tek yu.
  Di yɔŋ man bigin taya bikɔs i nɔ gɛt blɔd. Wit wan prɛsis lunge, i bin ebul fɔ chuk di layɔn in yay, bɔt ivin wit wan yay, di animal we de it animal bin kɔntinyu fɔ denja ɛn, we i tek di tɛm, i bin de fil pen fɔ slam in klos paw insay di rib dɛn. Di klos dɛn bin lɛf siks dip strɛp dɛn.
  - Na big big pɔsin! Ripping off di mit! - Di yɔŋ man kɔw.
  I bin tan lɛk se di layɔn fɔ dɔn wik lɔng lɔng tɛm bikɔs i nɔ gɛt blɔd, bɔt i bin de atak am kwik kwik wan. Bɔku tɛm di fang dɛn bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i chuk di abs, ɛn wan pan dɛn bin chuk Thaler in pectoral muscle, ɛn i bin skrach am bad bad wan. Di yɔŋ man bin de shek shek, ɛn in tit dɛn bin de shayn pan am, .
  dɛn chuk am insay di sholda. Wit bin swet, blɔd bin de bɔku, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ slip kɔmɔt ɛn ivin slash in trot wit bled. Di wayl animal bin de blɔd, dɛn bin dɔn pan di men at, bɔt i nɔ bin lɔs in spid.
  - Yu tan lɛk zombie, ilɛk aw yu riak. Sɔntɛm yu nɔto di rayt Lio. - Na so di yɔŋ man se.
  I tray fɔ kɔntra atak fɔ pul di las yay, bɔt i mis, ɛn lɛf ɔda blɔd strɛp na in mɔt. wan layɔn
  A bit am wit mi paw bak.
  - Ɛn usay dɛn tin ya kɔmɔt? - We di yɔŋ man nɔ gɛt op igen, i bit in ɛnimi wit ɔl in pawa pan di fang-saber. Bikɔs ɔf di strɔng shɔk, di bon krak ɛn wayt jus kɔmɔt insay.
  - Eh! - Di majik man se wit wan tɔyn we rili gladi. - I tan lɛk se yu padi disayd fɔ shap in bled, pan ɔl we i bi, pɔsin kin fil se i rili prawd.
  - Wetin yu bin want? Vitka na wan smat man. - Prinses Leia ansa, purring wit satisfay.
  Di nɛks blo bin dɔn kɔt di fang. Di wayl animal bigin fɔ spin rawnd, lɛk se i dɔn lɔs in ɔriɛnteshɔn. Wit pres, in blo dɛn de shap mɔ ɛn mɔ, we i si se di mutant layɔn de swim, di yɔŋ man ad ɛnaji.
  - A nɔ lɛk layɔn mit! - Di brayt man ala.
  - Bit am Vitek, yu so sexy. - Prinses Karɔlin bin ala.
  Di yɔŋ man hit di sɛkɔn fang, fɔtunate wan di target bin kɔvinant. Di fɔs tɛm we di bon nɔ bin giv-ɔp, a bin gɛt fɔ ad am. Fɔ dɔn, dis pɔynt sɛf bin fɔdɔm, i klia se di layɔn bin stɔp.
  - Aw yu de naw, we nɔ gɛt fang, jɔs big pusi, we dɔn day! - Na so di furious Witt se.
  Fɔ grɔmbul tit ɛn kray bin bi in ansa. Di fɛt bin kɔntinyu insay wan buffonish we, di layɔn-dragon bin muf lɛk se i want fɔ atak, bɔt in muvmɛnt dɛn nɔ bin shap igen. Di bɔbɔ, we bin fil se in trɛnk de bɔku, insɛf
  ɔltɛm i bin de kɔwnta atak ɛn leta i bin de chuk di las yay. Dis tɛm i bin tan lɛk se di bled go dip pasmak ɛn rich na di bren.
  - Bravo, kil am! - Prinses Karɔlin bin ala.
  Di wan ol ɔl bin jɔyn fɔ mek kɔras.
  - Finish am ɔf, finish am ɔf!
  Di yɔŋ gladiator kik bak ɛn, we i jomp biɛn am, i slap wit wan rawnd os. I bin tan lɛk se di layɔn we dɔn chenj chenj nɔ bin de tink igen ɛn i bin de chuk in fes bɔku tɛm. Fɔ dɔn, we di bɔbɔ gɛt di hang pan am, i push di bled insay in chɛst ɛn tray fɔ chuk am dip dip wan, to in at. Di paw dɛn we gɛt klos bin nak di rib dɛn, skrach dɛn, dɔn dɛn chuk di mit, bɔt Wit bin trangayes nɔ lɛf di bled, pan ɔl we i bin rili kɔt am. Na ya ɔltin bin disayd bay di wil, di klos dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ skrach ɛn te di yɔŋ bɔdi.
  - Drɔp am! - Prinses Karɔlin bin de bark. In kray bin kɔntinyu fɔ de in wan.
  - Bring am to di ɛnd! - Di krawd bin de ala.
  Fɔ dɔn, di bled fɔ di Wit we bin vɛks bin chuk in at, ɛn di wayl animal nɔ tɔk natin, di klos dɛn pas na di mit we bin dɔn sɔfa fɔ lɔng tɛm fɔ di las tɛm.
  -Wɛl, i tan lɛk se na dat! - Di yɔŋ man pul in briz. - Dɛn dɔn trowe di spawn fɔ daknɛs na dɔst.
  Di wizad kɔmɛntatɔ bin anɔys.
  - Witt, di ghost of death, bi di wina bak; rising sta na di arena. I go gɛt di prayz we i gɛt.
  Wit dis frayz, Thaler in vishɔn nɔ bin de igen, lɛk fɔg we dɛn bin de lanch wan pawaful briz tanɛl.
  Ɛn frɔm dis haz de kɔmɔt... wan pawaful, lɔng figa we tan lɛk man ɔ pɔsin we tan lɛk mɔtalman we gɛt hud. Wan vɔys we de krak krak de sawnd, we rili fiba di vɔys we da majik man de na di drim.
  - Yu fɛt fayn Witt... A si insay yu di skil dɛm fɔ wan born warrior!
  Thaler bin tinap. We i bin de slip, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ in wund dɛn wɛl, ɛn di skata dɛn bin de stɔp ɛn i nɔ bin de notis igen.
  Di yɔŋ man es in an to di man se:
  - A gladi fɔ yu fɔ sev mi, sa...
  Di yɔŋ man roughly trowe in pal bak ɛn rasp:
  - Nɔ tɛnki! Ɛni tɛnki de mek pɔsin gɛt sɔri-at ɛn wikɛd!
  Wit bin smayl wit pawa ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Bɔt yu sev mi layf... So a fɔ tɛl yu tɛnki sɔm kayn we!
  Di man trowe in hud bak wantɛm wantɛm. Di yɔŋ man luk insay di fes we bin dɔn sho. Di man bin gɛt fayn fayn lukin-grɔn, i bin luk lɛk se i dɔn ol pas fɔti ia smɔl, i bin gɛt pawaful nɛk, ɛn i bin gɛt kɔl, shɔt biad. Di luk we i de luk na in yay rili pawaful, yu kin si wantɛm wantɛm se i dɔn yus fɔ kɔmand, ɛn in fes strɔng ɛn strɔng.
  Pan ɔl we dis jentlman nɔ bin sabi Wit, i bin tan lɛk to di yɔŋ man se i dɔn si am sɔmsay bifo. Pan ɔl we i rili at fɔ fɔgɛt dɛn kayn fes dɛn ya we de sho ɛn strɔng, di we aw pɔsin de tinap lɛk kiŋ, ɛn di yay dɛn we rula gɛt frɔm di kredul. Bɔt di sem tɛm, pan ɔl we di vɔys tan lɛk se i fayn, di vɔys de ala, i nɔ fayn, i tan lɛk se i dɔn rɔtin, pan ɔl we di vɔys bɔku.
  Di man luk Wit ɛn, i nɔ chenj di strɔng we aw in fes bin de, i se:
  - A sev yu nɔto bikɔs ɔf lɔv, bɔt bikɔs a nid yu!
  Di spika in yay dɛn bin de shayn we nɔ fayn:
  -A tek yu as mi studɛnt, ɛn a go opin yu fɔ di no bɔt pawa we di Jedi dɛn nɔ de fred fɔ drim bɔt... Bɔt no se wetin yu ɛkspiriɛns na di torchɔ bɛsin stil na flawa kɔmpia to wetin de wet fɔ yu!
  Wit tinap ɛn tɔk wit maynd se:
  - A dɔn rɛdi! Rɛdi fɔ ɛnitin - jɔs sev Karɔlin!
  Di man snor wit bad bad disgres:
  - Atakshɔn na wikɛdnɛs! Di big wikɛd tin we di Sith dɛn kin ebul fɔ pe fɔ! - Na ya di blak masta in vɔys bin kam fɔ mek pɔsin fred mɔ. - Mɔ prɛsishɔn, dɛn nɔ ebul, dɛn nɔ fɔ afɔd am, bɔt... Oddly enough, a go fri Karɔlin frɔm slev wok! Na fɔ chenj di we aw yu obe am ɔltogɛda, so dat yu go swɛ se di rayt tɛm yu go du ɛni wan pan mi ɔda tin dɛn we a dɔn tɛl yu fɔ du!
  Wit bin ɔmbul nil dɔŋ ɛn swɛ wan big swɛ.
  Ɛn afta dat, di man se:
  - Frɔm naw, yu nyu nem na Darth Sidious! Mi na Darth Plagueis yu ticha ɛn masta!
  Frɔm da de de, Wit, ɔ naw Darth Sidious, bigin fɔ tren fɔ fɛn fɛns ɛn dak fɔs tɛknik dɛn. Kruk ɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ tich. Bɔt di nyu blak masta fil wan pawa we de gro kwik kwik wan insay insɛf. I bin de strɔng ɛn sofistikiet ɛvride, wik ɛn mɔnt.
  Darth Plagueis, apat frɔm in drim fɔ se i nɔ go day, i bin gɛt plan fɔ mek di Sith dɛn rul bak. Witt Thaler chenj in nem to Palpatine ɛn chenj in apia smɔl, ɛn in finga prɛnt dɛn bak. I bin bi difrɛn pɔsin, ɛn i tek ples fɔ wan pɔsin we fiba am frɔm di nobul Palpatine famili.
  I bigin fɔ du wok we i nɔ de du natin as ɔfisa, ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de mek i sabi du dak pawa fayn fayn wan. Apat frɔm dat, Darth Plagueis, we bin gɛt di rayt fɔ bi big biznɛsman, bin kip in wɔd.
  Afta di kiŋ day, in yɔŋ bɔy pikin bin tek di ples. Darth Plagueis bin mek di Hutt atak di pales. Dɛn kil di pɔsin we gɛt di prɔpati, in sista, in brɔda ɛn in ɔnkul.
  Afta dat, di kapten-jɛnɔral fɔ di pales gad bin put Karɔlin, we di pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ sidɔm na di tron.
  Di slev fɔ sɔm ia bin jɔs mek di uman we gɛt trɛnk gɛt trɛnk, ɛn i bigin fɔ rul mɔ tranga wan. Ɛn in gyal pikin we nem Sɛrafim, we mɛn na di monasti, bin bi di pɔsin we go gɛt di kiŋdɔm na Nabu.
  Pan ɔl we di pɔsin we i bin lɛk trade bin kam bak na pawa, dɛn bin fos Palpatine fɔ ayd udat i bi ɛn fɔ de na di sayd fɔ naw. Pan ɔl we in pawa na di kiŋdɔm bin de strɔng ɔltɛm.
  I nɔ tu te, di kapten-jɛnɔral day - i tan lɛk se na aksidɛnt, bɔt Palpatine bin de biɛn am. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Sith Lɔd bin aks Wit Thaler fɔ sakrifays in fɔs lɔv - Kwin Karɔlin.
  I kam dɔŋ to wan duel to di day wit Plagueis. Pantap dat, di pawa dɛn bin tɔn to lɛk se dɛn ikwal. We dɛn ɔl tu Sith dɛn bin taya frɔm di fɛt, Palpatine bin giv-ɔp ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - A go kil mi lɔv ɛn di sem tɛm di tin dɛn we lɛf pan mɔtalman we stil de smok insay mi! - Na ya di blak masta rayz in vɔys ɛn ad disisiv wan. - Bɔt a swɛ, a nɔ go fɔgiv yu fɔ dis ɛn a go mɔs dɔnawe wit yu!
  Di want fɔ dil wit di wan dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn na tin we de insay di Sith nature. Mi pawa we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt de mek yu jɛlɔs; mi sɛns de fid yu tɔsti fɔ no; di tin dɛn we a dɔn du kin mek a want fɔ ripit dɛn! - Darth Plagueis se to Darth Sidious, ɛn kɔntinyu wit smayl. - We yu kil di pipul dɛm we de nia yu ɛn we yu lɛk pas ɔl, yu go diskɔba wan sɔs we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand fɔ gɛt pawa insay yusɛf. A fil se yu go bi di big wan pan di Sith - we yu destroy di las mɔtalman wikɛdnɛs insay yusɛf!
  
  
  WE DƐN BƆN WE DƐN BƆN MƐRƐKUL
  - Wan tɛm, wan Eya Fos kɔlɔnɛl bin de we bin gɛt bad bad shel shɔk insay di Afganistan wɔ. Ɛn i lɔs di chans fɔ bɔn in yon pikin dɛn, pan ɔl we i bin rili want dis. Di wɛf bin lɛk di kɔlɔnɛl bad bad wan ɛn i go mit am af-af dɛn tek tu strɔng bɔy pikin dɛn frɔm di ɔfɛnij. Dɛn papa we bin adopt dɛn bin mɛn dɛn as Spartan pipul dɛn. Bɔt i stil nɔ bin de di sem. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin gro ɔp strɔng ɛn wɛlbɔdi, bɔt dɛn nɔ sho ɛni spɛshal supapawa.
  Ɛn grani Vanga bin tɔk to di kɔlɔnɛl se wan pɔsin we de ripresent in pikin dɛn go bi di pɔsin we de jɔj di tin dɛn we go apin to di wɔl ɛn di wan ol wɔl. Dɔn di kɔlɔnɛl disayd fɔ go to wan majik uman we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi so dat i go ɛp in wɛf fɔ gɛt bɛlɛ bay mirekul.
  Di majik uman bin rili ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn, bɔt fɔ tru, na bin charlatan we gɛt di ay standad. I bin tɔk se i go ebul fɔ du dis ɛn gi di kɔlɔnɛl bɔy pikin, bɔt i bin aks fɔ bɔku bɔku mɔni.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin gɛt sɔm prɔpati dɛn na Mɔsko, ɛn i bin gɛt valyu trɔfi dɛn we i bin kech di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt wit di dushman dɛn ɛn di Chechen pipul dɛn.
  I gɛda dis wayl mɔni - wan ɛn af milyɔn bɔks... I ivin sɔprayz se pɔsin we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, ɛn so bay insay di lay lay tin. Bɔt i tan lɛk se di majik uman bin gɛt siriɔs gift fɔ hipnosis, fɔ gi advays, fɔ sabi du tin, we ivin Kashpirovsky insɛf, ɔ wan pɔlitiksman we de na di wɔl, go dɔn jɛlɔs fɔ ful.
  Dis tɛm ya, di majik uman bin du wan stej ritual we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ, ɛn i nɔ bin impɔtant fɔ mek i slip di kɔlɔnɛl in wɛf. Ɛn afta dat, i jɔs injɛkt wan sid frɔm wan pɔsin we gi am insay Venus in bɛlɛ.
  I nɔ bin rili kɔmplikt fɔ ful pipul dɛn. Bɔt i kin wok fayn. Di wɛf, (lɛk di Vɛjin Meri), bin gɛt pikin we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt - i, bay di we, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi vajin, so di man lɔs in man trɛnk kpatakpata bikɔs ɔf injuri.
  Ɔlman bin gladi ɛn na di rayt tɛm, di uman bɔn wan gyal pikin we gɛt wɛlbɔdi. Bɔt in, i kam fɔ bi se i rili difrɛn frɔm in papa we gɛt brunet ɛn in mama we gɛt dak ia. Bɔt pan ɔl we di papa bin abop pan in bɔy pikin dɛn, i bin lɛk in gyal pikin. Na in yon we nɔmɔ, i de mɛn am lɛk Spartan - i de temper am ɛn tren am.
  Di gyal pikin bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan, i bin de sho se i gɛt ay tin fɔ du ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛspɛshali di wan dɛn we gɛt bɔdi. In ia tik, wev, gold, ɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt we di titi, we nɔ gɛt fut, bigin fɔ rɔn tru di Janwari sno - tradishɔnal we i kin wek af pas 4 oklɔk na mɔnin - wan ivin apin. Dis na aw i kin bigin ɛvride. Dis kayn mɔnin rɔn, stil de na di daknɛs bifo di san. Kwik wan Spartan.
  I bin rɔsh di tradishɔnal tɛn ɛn af kilomita, insay ɛni wɛda, so dat i go ebul fɔ gɛt bɔku ɛnaji fɔ di wan ol de. Na tru se dis na jɔs di biginin fɔ tren, bikɔs Vladlen (we in nem fɔ ɔnɔ Lɛnin ɛn Stalin!) bin rili de insay martial arts. I bin ivin de kɔmpit na kɔmpitishɔn dɛn, ɛn i bin de bit gyal pikin dɛn fɔ mek dɛn big ɛn ol pas am.
  Bɔt i stil na gyal we ol lɛk tɛn ia so, ɛn na swimin trɔnk nɔmɔ i de rɔn. Ɛn gold ia tan lɛk faya. Ɛn di damned maniac de wet in ambush fɔ di pikin. I tan lɛk se i bin dɔn pripia di trap bifo tɛm, bikɔs di titi de rɔn so fast dat nɔto ɔlman we dɔn big go kech am.
  Bɔku trap dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn mek fayn fayn wan bin de na di titi in rod. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs sno bin de kam ɛn ɔl di trak dɛn bin kɔba. Ɛn Vladlen, di titi we bin de rɔn wit in fut ɛn af-af nekɛd pan ɛni wɛda, bin ivin gladi fɔ dɛn kayn spɔt dɛn ya we rili bad. Afta ɔl, prɔblɛm dɛn kin jɔs mek wi strɔng ɛn wetin nɔ de kil wi kin jɔs mek wi strɔng.
  Di trap bin go, ɛn i bin pin di titi in leg bad bad wan. Laki, bikɔs dɛn bin tren di bon dɛn, dɛn bin strɔng fɔ mek dɛn nɔ brok na bea trap.
  Bɔt dɛn bin tek Vladlen siriɔs wan. Ɛn i bin rili de mek a fil pen. Ɛn di skɔndɛl bin tray fɔ atak ɛn rep wan karate gyal. Vladlen bin riak wantɛm wantɛm ɛn nak am na in chin wit in il. Bɔt di kriminal bin tɔn to pɔsin we strɔng. I bin de whimper ɛn jomp bak, ɛn rɔb in jaw we bin dɔn brus. Dɔn i pul wan nɛf.
  Di titi bin si insɛf na trap, i nɔ bin gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd, ɛn i bin de fɛt wan man we nɔ gɛt sɛns wit lɔng nɛf.
  Wan swip atak bin fala, ɛn Vladlen bɛn dɔŋ ɛn nak in ɛnimi wit in ed na di solar plexus. Di nɛf go tru, i skrach di titi in bak. Vladlen bin ol in an ɛn chenj di say we dɛn blo am. Di tip bin chuk di kriminal stret na in trot. Di maniak chok pan in yon blɔd ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i giv ɔp di gɔst.
  Ɛn we di titi dɔn du in fɔs blɛsin, i ala se:
  - I dɔn dɔn!
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, na kil, ɛn di leg we bin de na di trap bin wund bad bad wan.
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di pɔsin we bin de kray bin gɛt in mama ɛn papa we bin rili gɛt pawa, ɛn Vladlen bin de pan denja fɔ gɛt siriɔs prɔblɛm. Dɛn bin tray fɔ kil in layf, ɛn dɛn bin plant drɔgs na dɛn os. Di kɔlɔnɛl bin gɛt fɔ sɛn di titi na say dɛn we de fa fawe. To di skul fɔ Rɔshian martial arts na Sayberia.
  Na de, insay dip ɔnda grɔn, di pipul dɛn we biliv Gɔd bin dɔn de liv ɛn sav fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin sev di kɔlɔnɛl. Wan snaypa bin shot am, ɛn dɛn bin arɛst in wɛf fɔ se i dɔn tek drɔgs. I bin tan lɛk se sɔmbɔdi bin rili de sɛtul skɔ wit dɛn famili. Dɛn bin arɛst di smɔl brɔda bak, gud tin na dat, di big brɔda bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi wok na di ami. Ɛn dɛn sɛn di bɔbɔ we ol fɔtin ia na wan ples usay dɛn de kip yɔŋ pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin de tɔk bak se na in mek dɛn tek drɔgs.
  Pan ɔl we di kes na bin lay lay kes fɔs. Bɔt gud tin na dat, akɔdin to di nyu lɔ dɛn, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gi am pas siks ia.
  Mi mama na bin atlet uman ɛn i bin de tren bak lɛk Spartan. So, na di say we uman dɛn bin de rul, i nɔ tu te, i bin gɛt pawa ɛn i bin ebul fɔ gɛt gud wok. Di smɔl brɔda, we strɔng ɛn tren gud gud wan fɔ fɛt, insɛf bi wan pan di fɛtman dɛn, dɔn i bi lida fɔ di skwad. Afta we i dɔn du wan pat pan tri pat pan in sɛnt, i bin go na parol ɛn fri am kwik kwik wan. Insay Rɔshia, di lɔ dɛn fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn we dɔn du bad, na fɔ mɔtalman, ɛn pɔsin kin ivin se i laki fɔ se i bin go in fɔs trip we i bin ol fɔtin ia nɔmɔ.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di tru tin se di kɔlɔnɛl, bay tradishɔn, na bin pɔsin we rili lɛk Spartan ɛdyukeshɔn bin bɛnifit in famili klia wan. Di wan dɛn we strɔng kin rili gud na prizin, bɔt di wan dɛn we wik kin rili bad na di tron! Di bɔbɔ pas na di zon we nɔ du ɛni bad tin to insɛf ɛn i ivin gɛt ay ligal (!) ɛdyukeshɔn. I tan lɛk se di tifman dɛn lɔv nɔ bin kɛr am go, ɛn tɛm dɔn chenj - i dɔn bi tin we nɔ fashɔn fɔ bi bandit. Bifo dat, i bin mek pipul dɛn lɛk fɔ du biznɛs.
  I rili impɔtant fɔ lɛ pɔsin we de du biznɛs, lan buk bɔt lɔ. Wit di mama, di situeshɔn bin kɔmplikt mɔ - i bin dɔn big, ɛn dɛn bin pin am pan wan siriɔs kraym insay wan kes we dɛn mek. Literally di ɔganayza fɔ wan sindik fɔ di transpɔt ɛn sɛl fɔ dope. Ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek wi tink bak bɔt di kes. So bɔku ay rank dɛn go dɔn ɛnd ɔp as fulman.
  Bɔt di mama bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn transfa am na wan gud zon nia di Kaspian Si, ɛn na de i bin gɛt wok as di pɔsin we de kia fɔ di kɔmɔn fɔnd. Di pɔsin we de gayd di jel bin rayt bɔku buk dɛn, ɛn i bin ivin akt na fim dɛn. Yu nɔ tink?
  I slim pas in ia, i strɔng pan bɔdi, i fayn uman we gɛt fes we de sho se i gɛt sɛns ɛn in chin we tan lɛk man.
  So, in prinsipul, i bin gɛt gud tɛm na di zon, i nɔ bin swich ɔf frɔm layf. Ɛn i bin ivin bɔn pikin dɛn. Di bɔbɔ bin tren frɔm di kredul, ɛn brayt ɛvride layf na prizin. Bɔt, as i fit fɔ bi gɔdfada, in mama nɔ bin de wok, so i bin gɛt bɔku fri tɛm.
  Vladlen bin kam bak sɛvin ia afta dat - afta i pas di ays lɛvɛl fɔ initieshɔn pan martial arts. Pan ɔl we di trɛtin fɔ revaŋg nɔ bin dɔn pas ɔl yet, di wɔriɔ bin jɔs chenj in las nem to Shamanova - lɛf in fɔs nem.
  Bikɔs in papa bin rili gɛt padi biznɛs wit Jɛnɛral Shamanov we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi, di chenj we dɛn chenj in nem bin tɔn to sɔntin we rili impɔtant.
  Vladlen, we in abiliti dɛn na fenomenal, ɛn we in skul rili tranga ɛn di sem tɛm kɔmplit rayshɔnal, nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal pan martial arts. I bin stɔdi di spɛshal we aw Rɔshian dɛn bin de fɛt. Di nem wrestling na of kos kondishonal, or somtin laik Ruscundo.
  Vladlen dɔn masta wan martial arts we fiba Taewando - wan rili divɛlɔp tɛknik fɔ strayk fut wok, wit Rɔshian fist fɛt, rɛslɛshɔn we fiba Aikido - trowe tɛknik ɛn di yus fɔ di ɔpɔnɛnt in inɛs, frɔm Tay bɔksin - strayk wit ɛlb, ni, ɛn ed. Di Rodnoverie bin mek wan sinkrɛtik martial art, we dɛn bin de polish di tɛknik dɛn fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm, ɛn di masta majik man dɛn bin tek ɔl di bɛst frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn ɛn skul dɛn.
  Na tru se dɛn bin tich Vladlen Shamanova ɛn aw fɔ yuz wɛpɔn... Bɔt i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ no ɛn masta ɔltin. Tru tru martial artist fɔ sabi ɔl in arsenal witout ɛksɛpshɔn. Bɔt i de du wan wan tɛknik dɛn ɛn in yon trik dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Vladlen bin lɛk fɔ fɛt wit in fut ɛn trowe tin dɛn we de kil wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, pan ɔl we sɔntɛm i bin strɔng pan ɔltin.
  Di titi we dɛn bin de kɔl karateka, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin de stɔdi karate atɔl, i bin opin in yon skul. I bin de tek pat pan difrɛn kɔmpitishɔn dɛn, bɔt i nɔ bin tray fɔ gɛt nem ɛn taytul.
  Pan ɔl we i bin de tek pat pan sɔm kɔmɛnt kɔmpitishɔn dɛn ɛn ivin fɛt-fɛt ɔndagrɔn we nɔ gɛt lɔ, i bin nid mɔni.
  We Vladlen bin stil rili yɔŋ, i nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ mared ɛn bɔn pikin dɛn. I bin mek insɛf bɛtɛ pan fɛt-fɛt ɛn i bin de tich pikin dɛn dɛn. Volka Rybachenko bin sho se i gɛt big op mɔ. Bay di we, i bin rili sabi fɔ trowe shap tin dɛn wit in fut bak. Di karate bɔbɔ (agayn wan niknem we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit rial tin!) prɔmis fɔ gro to di big big masta.
  Ɛn afta dat, wantɛm wantɛm dɛn invayt Vɔlka fɔ akt na fim dɛn ɛn in brɔda Ɔlɛg Raybachenko ɛn Vladlɛn Shamanova insɛf bin go wit am. Ɛn dat na ɔda stori.
  
  
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  Dis wan na mɔ rial tin ɛn pɔsin kin biliv am. Dat na, di spirit fɔ di pɔsin we ɔdinari ɛn ɔdinari pɔsin pas ɔl bin tek Stalin in bɔdi. Ɛn bikɔs i bin jɔs bi avrej pɔsin, lay lay pɔsin. Ɔl wetin i bin no na dat Hitlɛr go strayk Jun 22, 1941, ɛn di tin dɛn we go apin bin rili bad.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Mɔsko, ɛn di wan we nɔ bin lɔs, in yon pipul dɛn we bin de wit am bin jɔs pɔyzin am. Bɔt afta di kapital fɔdɔm, i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tu let fɔ kɔrɛkt ɛnitin. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin atak na di Fa Is, Türkiye frɔm di sawt. Di Kɔkas sɛf bin fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn fɔs, Molotov bin tek Stalin in ples as pɔsin we bin de kɔmprɔmis. Bɔt afta dat, di Beria we bin want fɔ gɛt bɔku prɔpati bin sho insɛf. Ɛn Zhukov bin ambɔg am. Ɛn di rigmarole bigin. Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin rich na di Yural insay di sɔmma ɛn fɔ go bifo, dɛn bin jɔyn an wit di Jepan dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin stɔp ɔl di we aw dɛn bin de agens dɛn.
  Bɔt na di Wɛst di wɔ bin kɔntinyu. Di Amerikan pipul bin de shem - Franklin Roosevelt, as pesin go expekt, delay te di las minit. Bak insay Krismas De 1941, di Jamani dɛn bin atak Jibraltar. Bay dis tɛm, dɛn bin dɔn tek Mɔsko ɛn Lɛningrad, ɛn na di sawt, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn go bifo te dɛn rich na di Vɔlga ɛn Tɛrik. Dɛn bin de ambɔg dɛn mɔ bikɔs dɛn bin de tɔk to dɛnsɛf ɛn bɔku bɔku say dɛn na Rɔshia pas di we aw di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ɔganayz fayn.
  Hitler insɛf bin mit wit Franco ɛn i bin tɔk bɔt di prɔspɛkt to am: di USSR as sojaman nɔ de. Amɛrika nɔ go bi di fɔs wan fɔ go insay di wɔ ɛni we. So Briten nɔ denja atɔl. Pantap dat, insay Novɛmba, afta dɛn kech Mɔsko, Rɔmɛl bin gɛt rɛinfɔsmɛnt, tu-tri divishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pik ɛn wan ol ɛya ami fɔ but. Ɛn di British dɛn bin fɔdɔm lɛk dɔst. Di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na Alɛgzandria... So Franco gɛt mɔ rizin fɔ fred Hitler in wamat pas fɔ revaŋg frɔm Briten. Bɔt if i stil want fɔ gɛt frɔm di Afrikan ɛn Inglish kɔloni dɛn den...
  Franco, we bin no se dɛn nɔ tay di Wehrmacht dɛn an ɛn insɛf kin lɔs ɔltin, i bin gri fɔs fɔ mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn pas, dɔn insɛf bin deklare wɔ agens Briten. Na da sem tɛm de, di pozishɔn we di British dɛn bin gɛt bin de wɔs ɛvride. Dɛn bin tek Jibraltar insay tri dez. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Palestayn, Siria togɛda wit di Turks, ɛn Irak ɛn di Midul Is.
  Dɛn bin drɔ Amɛrika fɔ fɛt wɔ Julay 4, 1942. Japan bin atak Peru-Habar pan Indipɛndɛns De.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn, we bin de yuz di tin dɛn we Rɔshia, Yurop, ɛn afta dat na Afrika ɛn Eshia, bin fɛt wɔ we dɛn bin de yuz plen ɛn we dɛn bin de yuz sabmarin.
  Jamani bin mek dɛn mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt pat na Afrika.
  Bay di ɛnd ɔf 1942, Afrika bin dɔn ɔnda di Nazi kɔntrol dɛn ɔl, jɔs lɛk India, bay di we. Ɛn Indochina, Singapɔ ɛn di ayland dɛn we de go na Ɔstrelia bin kam ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn. Na tru se di winta tray fɔ tek di Awayi ayland dɛn nɔ bin wok bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin ɔganayz di samurai dɛn.
  Bɔt stil, di Japan pipul dɛn, we bin gɛt mɔ ɛkspiriɛns pan soja, bin de kɔntrol di si. Apat frɔm dat, di Jaman sabmarin bot dɛn bin bɔku kwik kwik wan, ɛn dis bin mek Briten ɛn Amɛrika nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk igen.
  Insay Me 1943, wan Jamani landin bin apin na di Inglish mɛtropɔlis. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz landin glayda, sabmarin tank, ɛn ivin di fɔs AR-161 jet bɔm ɛn Yu-488 we gɛt 4 injin.
  Briten, we bin taya bikɔs ɔf di sabmarin wɔ, nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt i bin fɛt wit traŋa at pasmak.
  Afta wan mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt wit blɔd, Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm ɛn di fɛt na Ingland bin dɔn.
  Di nɛks stej na bin Amɛrika. Kanada, usay Chɔchil bin rɔnawe, bin fɛt na Amɛrika, bɔt Latin Amɛrika kɔntri dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ fɛt wɔ wit di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn Ajentina, ɛn afta am Brazil, bin gi di Jamani dɛn wit dɛn padi dɛn we bin de na dɛn teritɔri, sojaman dɛn.
  Di wɔ bin bigin fɔ tek lɔng tɛm. USA ovasi. Dɛn land ami strɔng, ɛn dɛn de bil dɛn bot dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔt smɔl smɔl di Jamani ɛn Japan pipul dɛn bin tek di wok. Na dɛn sayd, ɔl di tin dɛn we de na di ist pat na di wɔl, ɛn pat pan di wɛst pat bin de. Yɛs, di tɔtal wɔ we dɛn bin dɔn deklare bin de bia frut.
  Opareshɔn Icarus bin wok fayn ɛn Ayland bin fɔdɔm. Afta dat di Krauts bin chenj to Grinland. Bɔt 1944 nɔ bin gi ɛnibɔdi disisiv advantej. Bɔt Jepan ɛn di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt fut na di Ist Ɛmisfya ɛn dɛn bin strɔng mɔ na Latin Amɛrika. Insay di kol sizin insay 1945, di samurai dɛn, togɛda wit di Nazi dɛn, bin tek di Ayland dɛn na Awayi. Ɛn insay di spring dɛn bin muf go na di isthmus na Panama.
  Afta Ruzvelt day, Amɛrika bigin fɔ tray fɔ mek pis wit di Third Reich ɛn Japan. Bɔt fɔ fɛn kɔmprɔmis nɔ kin izi. Pantap dat, Hitlɛr bin de smɛl blɔd. Di barakuda fɔ fasist bin want tumɔs. Di wɔ bin kɔntinyu. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt fut na Grinland, ɛn insay di sɔmma 1945 dɛn bin tray fɔ land na Kanada, bɔt dɛn bin trowe dɛn na di si. Kanada nɔ bin want fɔ giv-ɔp. Na tru se insay di ɔtom 1945, Ɔstrelia bin fɔdɔm, ɛn na di las impɔtant strɔng ples na di Wɛstɛn wɔl na di Istan Ɛmisfya. Jepan ɛn Jamani bin de kɔntrol di si kpatakpata. Dɛn sabmarin bot dɛn nɔ bin gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn.
  Apat frɔm dat, di sabmarin dɛn we gɛt haydrojɛn pɔroksayd bin tɔn to rili strɔng ɛn dɛn bin de muv. Dɛn spid bin de rich fɔti not pan awa.
  Ɛn insay di winta we bin de fɔti fayv ɛn fɔti siks na bin Ziland in tɔn. Insay di spring insay 1946, Amɛrika bin deklare wɔ pan ɔlmost ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Latin Amɛrika.
  Bɔt di prɔjek fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm, bikɔs dɛn bin kɔt di mɔni we dɛn bin de gi, nɔ bin mek tin dɛn we pɔsin kin si. So, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ trowe dis trɔmp ays insay gem we fit fɔ lɔs!
  Ɛn pan di wok we dɛn bin de du fɔ bil tank dɛn, di Tɔd Rayk bin rili bifo Amɛrika. Di bɛst Amɛrikan siriɔs tank, di Pɛshing, bin we fɔti tu tan, i bin gɛt 102 milimita frɔntal klos ɛn 90-mm kanɔn wit wan fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 810 kilomita pan awa. Ɛn di bɛst ɛn pɔpul Jaman tank, di "Royal Lion" insay 1946, bin we 65 tan ɛn i bin gɛt 250 milimita frɔntal klos. Dɔn bak di sayd ɛn stern we gɛt 200 milimita ɛn wan kanɔn we gɛt 105 milimita wit wan barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL.
  Given di pyramidal shep fɔ di tank, di Pershing nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay am frɔm ɛni angle.
  Wan tray fɔ lanch sɔm tank dɛn we gɛt mɔ pawa nɔ bin wok. Na di T-93 nɔmɔ, bay di we, we we jɔs 93 tan wit frɔntal klos we na 305 milimita ɛn 120 kaliba gɔn bin gɛt sɔm chans agens di Jamani dɛn insay wan bɔt. Bɔt di we aw di motoka nɔ bin de drayv fayn, ɛn di we aw i nɔ bin gɛt tɔrɛt we de rɔta, nɔ bin mek i bi pɔsin we fit fɔ kɔmpit.
  Di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di SuperPershing tek lɔng tɛm, ɛn stil dis tank bin smɔl pas di Jamani wan.
  Ɛn jet avieshɔn, di tɔtal supiriɔriti pan kwaliti de na di sayd fɔ di Nazi dɛn. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ agens insay kwantiti. Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin gɛt di tin dɛn we di ol wɔl gɛt, dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek tri to 400 motoka dɛn ɛvride, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de smɔl pas Amɛrika. ME-362, Non-262, Non-323, ME-1010, TA-283 - dɛn jet fɛt-fɛt ya agens Amɛrikan imprɛfɛkshɔn - klas "F" pas kɔmpitishɔn!
  Ɛn di jet bɔm dɛn TA-400, TA-500, Yu-387, AR-383, OD-18, GO-270 dɛnsɛf pas kɔmpitishɔn. Amɛrika nɔ gɛt wan ful-ful jet bɔm yet. Sɔntɛm na di B-29. Na tru se B-36 de na di projɛkt, bɔt te naw i nɔ de fa frɔm di prodakshɔn.
  Ɛn di Jaman A-klas balistik mishɔl dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni analɔg na di wɔl.
  Disk plen dem tu no get kompititor...
  Fɔ teknɔlɔji, di Tɔd Rayk dɔn ful-ɔp Amɛrika fayn fayn wan, ɛn na dat mek Hitlɛr dɔn mekɔp in maynd fɔ dɔn Amɛrika te i dɔn. Ɛn nɔ kɔmprɔmis. Insay 1946, dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Mɛksiko ɛn Kiuba. Insay di fɔl, fɛt-fɛt bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin na Tɛksas ɛn Kalifɔnia. Ɛn di Jamani ɛn Japan pipul dɛn bin kam atak Kanada frɔm Alaska.
  Bɔt naw di ia we mek fɔti siks dɔn pas. Wɔl Wɔ Tu stil de go bifo. Di ia 1947 bin day fɔ Kanada, we di Kraut famili bin kam fɔ de, we kɔmɔt na di nɔt.
  Di B-36 jet bɔm bin dɔn apia na Amɛrika, bɔt i nɔ bin stil pɔsibul fɔ kɛr am go na Jamani ɛn Jepan. Apat frɔm dat, we di ia dɔn, di Washinton tank bin apia wit 120-mm lɔng-barɛl gɔn, ɛn rili akseptabl klos ɛn drayv kwaliti dɛn wit wet we na siksti tri tan. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin de protɛkt am bad pas di wan we de na Jamani, i nɔ bin smɔl igen pan pawa fɔ chuk di wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt we 1947 dɔn, Amɛrika bin dɔn lɔs pas af pan in eria ɛn i bin dɔn day.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ivin ebul fɔ tɛst di tank dɛn we gɛt bɔku ebi ebi tin dɛn we dɛn kɔl "Rat" ɛn "Monster" we dɛn bin de atak big siti dɛn. Di las wan bin gɛt bɔm lansa we bin de pul wan chaj we wet tɛn tan!
  Imajin aw di wɛpɔn bin rili bad!
  Ɛn pan Nyu Ia De Nyu Yɔk bin fɔdɔm, ɛn Washinton di de we mek tɛn insay Janwari.
  Bɔt di Yankees bin stil ol fɔ lɛk siks mɔnt so. I sɔri fɔ no se di sɛkɔn wɔ bin dɔn jɔs Me 9, 1948.
  Bɔt ivin afta dis, di pis nɔ bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm. Hitler nɔ bin lɛk di tru tin we se Jepan, bikɔs i bin de biɛn pas di Tɔd Rayk pan ikɔnomi, i bin tek bɔku land fɔ insɛf.
  Pan ɔl we di Nazi dɛn bin de let, dɛn bin gɛt dɛn yon atɔmik bɔm insay Ɔgɔst 1948. Wan pat pan di delay na bikɔs di Fuhrer bin kol smɔl bɔt di aidia fɔ mek wɛpɔn dɛn we go kil bɔku pipul dɛn. Hitler bin biliv se dɛn fɔ win kɔntri dɛn, nɔto fɔ pwɛl dɛn.
  Bɔt fɔ sɔm rizin, di kruk kiŋ we bin de rul bin disayd fɔ mek ɛksɛpshɔn fɔ di Jepan we bin de sɔpɔt am.
  Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn mek big big balistik mishɔl dɛn ɛn nyuklia chaj dɛn, dɛn bigin di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ Julay 4, 1951.
  Dɛn bin mek pawaful nyuklia atak dɛn na Tɔkyo ɛn ɔda siti dɛn na Jepan. Dɔn di nevl ɛn grɔn sojaman dɛn bin atak.
  Di Tɔd Pestilɛns Wɔ bin dɔn insay siks mɔnt, i bin tan lɛk se na wan wɔ we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt. Ɛn di aktif pat pan di fɛt-fɛt bin las fɔ tri mɔnt.
  So, di Tɔd Rayk bin mek di las wɔl rul. Dis kayn injɔstis bin apin bikɔs midulman bin kam insay di Gret Stalin in bɔdi. Ɛn i nɔ bin no bɔt tumara bambay, dat bin ɛp am! Speshali, di amatɔ disayd fɔ divɛlɔp jet avieshɔn ɛn gi dis kayn ɔda to ɔl di plant ɛn faktri dɛn. I kam fɔ no se dɛn dɔn tɔn di prɔpala dɔŋ ɛn dɛn nɔ fri di jet.
  Ɛn di stratejik disizhɔn dɛn we di pɔsin we atak bin du nɔ bin ebul fɔ bi mɔ stupid. No wɔnda di Rɛd Ami bin blo. Ɛn if i nɔ de, nɔbɔdi nɔ de fɔ tinap agens Jamani, in padi dɛn ɛn Jepan.
  Wɛl, Hitlɛr insɛf bin disayd fɔ mek di kiŋ dɛn gɛt wanwɔd. Na di krieshɔn fɔ wan glob ɔl yunitari pawa, we bin volontia ɛn kɔmpalsɔri inklud ɔl di pawa dɛn na di planɛt Wɔl witout ɛksɛpshɔn. Wit wan mɔni, fɔ tru, ɛn wan barbaric jenɛtik sɛlɛkshɔn program.
  Ɛn bak wit di pripia fɔ wan big big spes ɛkspɛnshɔn!
  
  
  WAN BƆY SEV TSAR IN RƆSHIA
  Na frosty Janwari de na do. Na wan bɔbɔ we nem Ɔleg Raybachenko de waka na strit fɔ go skul, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i si se di wɔl na di panɛl os we de nia de de shayn sɔm kayn we we strenj. Di bɔbɔ fil spɛshal kɔl - rɔn de, yu go bi lida. Di bɔbɔ rɔn as fast as i ebul.
  I gud se i sɔprayz fɔ no se motoka dɛn nɔ bin bɔku, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ slip tru, rayt ɔnda dɛn nos. Wan deft dive ɛn yu de na di grɛn glɔ na di wɔl.
  Di bɔbɔ rɔsh go nia am. An dɛn, lɛk se na fim bɔt "Harry Potter," izi fɔ go insay dis jeli, ɛn wan sɛkɔn afta dat di bɔbɔ insɛf, frɔm twɛnti fayv digri ɔnda ziro, si insɛf na wan sɔm lawn we gɛt grɔn gras we dɔn gro.
  Ivin bay inertia, di bɔbɔ fɔdɔm pan di gras ɛn jomp ɔp wantɛm wantɛm. I fayn afta di frɔst fɔ fɛn yusɛf na di an fɔ wan sɔmda we nɔ day yet. Ivin if i jomp oba di tap pan in ed.
  Di bɔbɔ luk rawnd - pipul nɔ bin de rawnd, na tik dɛn nɔmɔ bin dɔn bigin fɔ tɔn yɔlɔ, ɛn... wan relwe embankmɛnt. I bin lɔng, dɛn bin layn am wit granit, ɛn bifo am, dɛn bin ivin wund waya we gɛt chukchuk pan tik dɛn we gɛt strɛch.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin fil se dis na ɔl fɔ wan rizin. Ɛn i rili tinap bifo sɔntin we de disayd... Dɛn yɛri wan ɔda na in ed: go nia di relwe trak. Dis nɔ rili izi fɔ du;
  Di ɔt sɛf bin tɛl di bɔbɔ wan we fɔ kɔmɔt. I bigin fɔ pul in klos we i kin wɛr insay di kol sizin kwik kwik wan. Ɛn trowe am pan chukchuk. Di bɔbɔ fil wan spɛshal we fɔ mek in maynd ɔda. "Yu kin bi pɔsin we de mek istri naw Yu nɔto jɔs skul bɔbɔ we gɛt ɔva divɛlɔp imajineshɔn igen, Oleg Rybachenko go du big big tin dɛn!"
  Di bɔbɔ pul di waya dɔŋ ɛn na jɔs jins ɛn T-shirt nɔmɔ i lɛf am. I bin wam bak insay wam winta but, ɛn di bɔbɔ wek. I kin rili fayn fɔ fil di grɔn gras we gɛt tik we yu nɔ gɛt fut. Di grɔn insay Ɔgɔst kin wam fayn fayn wan ɛn di bɔbɔ lɛk fɔ waka pan am.
  Ɛn winta na krap tɛm pan ia - difrɛn frɔm di swit sɔm. Bɔt di bɔbɔ nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ tinap wit in mɔt opin - bikɔs na in na di rula. Di bɔbɔ klaym kwik kwik wan tru di waya. Dɛn bin pas wan kɔrɛnt tru am, ɛn spak dɛn bin de shot tru di klos dɛn ɛn pan di il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di bɔbɔ ala, di blo bin de mek i fil pen, ɛn jomp pan di kanvas. Shap shap ston dɛn bin de chuk di fut dɛn. Bɔt di bɔbɔ rɔn kwik kwik wan biɛn di embankmɛnt. I bin fil se ɔl dis nɔto fɔ natin, bɔt na pat pan wan big plan!
  Na ya dɛn de, di hot rel dɛn, di san dɔn pas midde, di briz de smɛl linden ɛn ɔni. So kwayɛt dat yu kin yɛri klia wan di fa fa hum we di bi dɛn de mek.
  Di bɔbɔ tinap in fut na di wam ayɛn ɛn yɛri nyu ɔda tin dɛn: "put sɛvin ston pan ɛni rel." Di bɔbɔ bin shem ɛn tɔk lawd wan se:
  - Bɔt afta dat, di tren kin go ɔf di rel?
  Di vɔys bin nak mi yes dɛn:
  - Dis na di rayt tin we dɛn nid! Di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rɔshia go kam ya!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin de agyu igen. Ɛn Gɔd in vɔys bin mek wi no klia wan se: na ston dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt stɛl kɔlɔ, pik.
  Di an dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muf fɔ dɛnsɛf. Oleg Rybachenko fil gladi fo imsef - im na masta, simpul skul boi go go dong fo histri!
  Di ston dɛn layt pan ɔl tu di relwe len dɛn: ɛksaktɔli fɔtin pis - sɛvin frɔm ɛni wan. Ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ difrɛns dɛn!
  I dɔn dɔn! Di bɔbɔ krɔs insɛf wan tɛm bak, rid "Our Father," ɛn, we i de flash in bare il, tɔn bak. I rɔn go, i de krak krak oba di ston dɛn ɛn skrach in fut. I jomp oba di embankment klos wan strayt away...
  A nɔ bin want fɔ klaym tru di kɔrɛnt igen, bɔt no we nɔ bin de fɔ kɔmɔt. Di bɔbɔ, yuz wan rɔn-ap, flay frɔm di embankmɛnt to di las barɛri klos wan wantɛm wantɛm. A bin gɛt smɔl ilɛktrik shɔk, bɔt i nɔ de mek a fred igen. Ɛn na ya in na Oleg Rybachenko bak na di wam sɔmda wɔl. Bifo, wan grɔn fɔg de shayn rayt na di ays: di we fɔ go bak.
  Di bɔbɔ rili nɔ want fɔ go bak frɔm di wam sɔmda to di kol ɛn winta. Bɔt afta dat, wan vɔys we nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand de gi di las ɔda:
  - Krɔs, ɔ di pɔtal go lɔk, ɛn yu go de sote go insay 1914 ɛn nɔ ɛva si yu mama ɛn papa.
  Oleg Rybachenko tek in klos kwik kwik wan kɔmɔt na di waya ɛn pul am pan insɛf we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd. Di pɔtal bigin fɔ fade ɛn di bɔbɔ, we i nɔ wɛr in sus, rɔsh go na di say we dɛn de kɔmɔt. I bɔmp pan sɔntin we elastik ɛn wit ɛfɔt i jomp kɔmɔt. Di siti sno we dɛn dɔn tramp de bɔn yu fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Yu fɔ put yu sus ɛn pul yu winta jakit rayt na strit - de kech di pɔzl glans we pipul dɛn we de pas de luk.
  Sɔmbɔdi bin ivin ala se: "krayzi." Bɔt di bɔbɔ nɔ pe atɛnshɔn - i dɔn du in wok ɛn dɔn wan big mishɔn...
  Insay Ɔgɔst 22, 1914, di tren we bin de kɛr Hindenbɔg, Ɛrik Ludendɔf, ɛn Maks Ɔfman bin fɔdɔm. Ɔl di tri sojaman kɔmanda dɛm we bin ple wan disisiv rol pan di fɛt dɛm na di ist frɔnt - frɔm ɔpreshɔn na Is Prɔshia ɛn so ɔda wan dɛm - day.
  Dis bin mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn we nɔ bin ɔganayz bin win bad bad wan. Dɛn tek Koenigsberg we nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin rawnd di Jamani sojaman dɛn sɔm pat pan am, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl dɛn ɔ kech sɔm pat pan dɛn.
  Di win we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn win bin rili afɛkt di wan ol we aw di wɔ bin de go. Ɛn fɔs, frɔm di pɔynt fɔ si di moral we sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn gɛt. I nɔto sikrit se afta dɛn win di Rɔshian ami, di pawa we di Rɔshian ami bin gɛt bin fɔdɔm bad bad wan. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de si dɛn pipul ya we kɔmɔt Eshia we gɛt smɔl yay as siriɔs ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn na ya di Rɔshian dɛn bin lɔs 4 big big fɛt dɛn, ɛn pan ɔl di fɛt dɛn, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Ɛn na si, dɛn bin win dɛnsɛf kpatakpata, pas nɔmɔ, dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn nɔ bin de nia dɛnsɛf. Di Vladivostok kruza dɛn bin rili difrɛn.
  So usay fɔ fɛt di Jamani dɛn, we dɛn bin de tek as di bɛst sojaman dɛn na grɔn na di wɔl?
  Ɛn afta dat, i kam fɔ no se i pɔsibul fɔ brok di Kraut dɛn, drɛb dɛn go ɛn tek bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn!
  Di zil we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn ɛn di pipul dɛn gɛt dɔn bɔku. Na di Ɔstria frɔnt, di ɔfens bin go bifo kwik kwik wan. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ. Ɛn di moral fɔ mɔ di Slavik yunit dɛn rili smɔl. Bɔku pan dɛn bin sɔrɛnda dairekt to di bit we di drɔm dɛn bin de bit ɛn di sawnd dɛn we di ɔkestra bin de mek. Di Slav dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt dɛn brɔda dɛn, fɔ di Ɔstrian dɛn we dɛn bin et. Na di Ɔngari ɛn etnik Jamani yunit dɛn nɔmɔ bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin pul di Ɔstrian sojaman dɛn ɛn wantɛm wantɛm dɛn tek Lvov, di Przemysl fɔt ɛn, we dɛn bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, dɛn bin go insay Ɔŋgaria. Di Jaman frɔnt bin de bɔs na di say dɛn we dɛn de sidɔm. Di big big Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win di Prɔshian dɛn na Poznan ɛn rɔsh go na di Ɔda. Di Jamani dɛn bin transfa siks kɔp dɛn to Ɔstria.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin du fɔ am. Pantap dat, trɛnk nɔ bin de fɔ ol pozishɔn dɛn na di sɛnt. Ɛn na di wɛst pat, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt bad bad wan.
  Dɔn dɛn bin fos Jamani fɔ transfa nyu sojaman dɛn na di ist. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs Itali bin kam fɔ fɛt di wɔ agens Ɔstria. Dɛn kɔntri dɛn ya dɔn gɛt ɛnimi fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Ɛn di Tripul Alɛyshɔn na bin wan atifishal fɔmɛshɔn insay bɔku we dɛn. Pan ɔl we if di wɔ bin dɔn fayn fɔ Jamani ɛn Ɔstria, Itali fɔ dɔn jɔyn di wan dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl. Ɛn naw di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de kam nia Budapest, ɛn di tin dɛn we di Sɛntral Pawa dɛn de du na rɔbish! Romania sɛf bin rɔsh fɔ jɔyn di wɔ.
  I klia - di Romanian kiŋ na fambul fɔ Nikolas II, ɛn i want fɔ mek in land dɛn bɔku pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ di Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya we de fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn Bɔljiɔ nɔ tan lɛk rial istri, i bin go insay di wɔ na di say we Rɔshia de.
  Na di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya nɔmɔ bin tɔn to di Jamani pipul dɛn. Ɛn na bikɔs di Minista fɔ Difɛns bin ɔda fɔ stat fɔ fɛt, ɛn i bin prɛzɛnt di Praymɛnt Minista ɛn di Sultan wit wan fait accompli. Di Turkish ami nɔ rili strɔng, bɔt i bin mek prɔblɛm wit fɔ saplae Rɔshia to di Entente. Bɔt na di ɔda say, dis na big chans fɔ mek Rɔshia bɔku bɔku say dɛn na di sawt say. Na tru se Jepan bin deklare wɔ agens Jamani ɛn Ɔstria. Fɔ tek ova di Jamani kɔntri dɛn we bin de na di Pasifik.
  Dis bin gi Rɔshia fri an na di Fa Is. Ɛn na di wɛst, dɛn bin de krɔs di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Na di Ɔda Riva nɔmɔ Jamani bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Rɔshian ami we bin de go bifo. Fɔ du dis, i bin nid fɔ stɔp ɔl di bad bad tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du na di Wɛst. Na Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin fri klos to af pan Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria.
  So, di Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya bin rili lɛf di gem ɛn tɔn to lod fɔ Jamani. Di Bulgarian dɛn bin atak Istanbul.
  Insay di kol sizin, di sojaman dɛn bin de stɔp fɔ wok na Yurop. Bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ atak Tɛki. Ɛn afta dat, ɔltin bin de divɛlɔp fayn fayn wan. Pantap dat, di Arab ɛn Aminia dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt we di Ɔtoman dɛn bin de rul.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin dɔn de na Bagdad insay Fɛbwari, ɛn di British dɛn bin tek Basra. We Mach dɔn, Rɔshia bin tek ɔl di pat dɛn na Eshia Maynɔ ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ atak Istanbul togɛda wit di pipul dɛn na Bɔljiɔ ɛn di pipul dɛn na Sɛb. Türkiye don komot fo di gem. Siria, Palestayn, di sawt pat na Irak bin go na Briten ɛn Frans - Rɔshia bin gɛt ɔl ɔda tin. Saudi Arabia bin stil bi fɔmal indipɛndɛnt teritɔri, bɔt dɛn bin fɔ sheb am bak afta Jamani dɔn sɔrɛnda. Ɛn i bin jɔs de nia di kɔna. Na Epril 25, 1915, Amɛrika bin bigin fɔ fɛt di Jamani dɛn. I klia se di Amɛrika pipul dɛn na prɛktikal pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn bin want fɔ de insay tɛm fɔ sheb di viktri pie. Bay spring, di Rɔshian ami bin mek wan nyu kayn wɛpɔn bɔku bɔku wan: Luna-2 ɔl-tɛrin motoka dɛn we gɛt mashin gɔn dɛn. Pan ɔl we di nyu tank dɛn bin layt, dɛn bin de spid 40 kilomita pan awa na di aywe ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fayn fayn we fɔ drayv.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn insay di fɔs pat pan May, jɔs afta di rod dɛn dray, dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na Ɔŋgaria ɛn along di wan ol sawt frɔnt. Di Ɔstria sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm;
  Na Jun 22, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Vienna. Ɛn insay Jun 24, Inglish, Frɛnch, Bɛljiɔm, ɛn di fɔs Amɛrikan batalyɔn dɛn bin kam insay Brussels. Ɔland bin go insay di wɔ agens Jamani, ɛn smɔl afta dat Swidan ɛn Denmak. I nɔ bin izi fɔ di Jamani dɛn fɔ ol di barɛri along di Ɔda, bɔt di Rɔshian, tsarist ami bin mek wan atak pan Munich. Di siti we bin big pas ɔl na di sawt pat na Jamani bin fɔdɔm Ɔgɔst 7, 1915. Ɛn pan Ɔgɔst 11, Jamani bin giv-ɔp pan sɔntin we nɔ bin gɛt op atɔl.
  Afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ sheb di eria. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria ɛn di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin lɔs na di wɔl pɔlitikal map. Bɔljiɔ bin tɔn to da pat de pan di Turkish teritɔri we di Ɔtoman dɛn bin win frɔm am insay 1913. Serbia bin bɔku ɛn i bin chenj to Yugoslavia. Romania bin gɛt Transilvania. Rɔshia bin put insay in kɔmpozishɔn: Bukovina, Galisia, Chɛkoslovakia, di Krakow rijɔn ɛn af pan Ɔŋgaria, rayt te to Budapest sɛf, usay dɛn drɔ di bɔda. Jamani bin gɛt big ridɔkshɔn pan in teritɔri. Insay di wɛst pat, i bin gɛt fɔ go bak na Ɛlzar ɛn Lɔrin na Frans, usay dɛn bin dɔn win land dɛn na Denmak bifo. Na di ist, i kin at pas ɔl.
  Rɔshia bin insist fɔ drɔ di bɔda along di Ɔda, ɛn fɔ Frans along di Rayn. Bɔt USA ɛn Briten nɔ bin want fɔ mek Rɔshia ɛn Frans strɔng tumɔs ɛn wikɛd Jamani. Dis bin mek dɛn bin mek wan kɔmprɔmis. Rɔshia gɛt ɔl di land dɛn na di Is, usay di pipul dɛn na Polan gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Is Prɔshia bin lɔs Klaipeda, Danzig, ɛn dɛn bin si se dɛn dɔn kɔt am frɔm Jamani, bɔt at ɔl i bin sev insay wan we we dɛn kɔt kɔt am. Koenigsberg bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na Jamani. Bɔt Jamani bin lɔs bɔku land. Di bɔda bin tɔn to sɔntin we rili brok. Na sɔm ples dɛn i bin ivin rich na di Ɔda, ɛn i bin rili dipen pan di etnik kɔmpɔzishɔn fɔ di pipul dɛn. Bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kip Pomerania. Bɔt frɔm Bɛlin to di bɔda na Rɔshia, i nɔ bin lɛf pas wan ɔndrɛd kilomita.
  So di Jamani dɛn de na gɔn. Di sayz fɔ di Jaman ami bin jɔs gɛt wan ɔndrɛd tawzin sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn. Dɛn bin put bɔku bɔku mɔni fɔ di Jamani dɛn. Di wɔ bin tek pas wan ia smɔl.
  Di Rɔshian tsarist ɛmpaya nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɔdɔm insay wan stet ɔf kraysis, ɛn i bin kɔmɔt wit big big teritɔrial akwyeshɔn. Di pawa we di tsar bin gɛt bin strɔng, ɛn di wef fɔ di rivɔlɔshɔnari muvmɛnt bin bigin fɔ go dɔŋ, we di ikɔmi, difrɛn frɔm dat, wan tɛm we di ikɔmi bin de gro kwik kwik wan bin bigin.
  
  
  AW LENIN MENƐJ FƆ BI PRESIDƐNT FƆ DI USA
  Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, we bin de tray fɔ tan lɛk se i lɔng, bin stret wit ɔl in pawa. In dray, smɔl, bɔt rili mobayl an dɛn bin de fidget wit fred pan di shayn, blak tebul we dɛn mek wit di sandal wud we nɔ bɔku. We i sidɔm nia am, wan big man we wɛr wayt sus we gɛt ebi gold chen rawnd in kaw in nɛk, bin de grɔmbul:
  - Wɛl, Mista Ulyanov. A gri wit yu tɛm - fayv grand a mɔnt, plus wan pasɛnt frɔm ɛni ɔkshɔn ɛntapraiz! - Na ya di thug in vɔys bin strɔng ɛn i ivin shek di ebi chen shap shap. - Jɔs so dat Kɔmrɛd Lɛnin nɔ gɛt lay ɛn dɔst!
  We Vladimir Ilyich bin de rɔb in an dɛn we bin de swet wit satisfay, i bin tɔk se:
  - Na tru, Mista Rɔkfala, bɔt na wi biznɛs yu nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd lay lay tɔk! Ɔltin fɔ bi padi ɛn rili tru!
  Ɛn dɛn tu skɔndl dɛn ya bin laf lawd wan...
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  Di Ɔktoba Rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin apin na Rɔshia. Wan tɛm bin de we pipul dɛn bin de slip na di frɔnt dɛn fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Di Jamani ɛn Ɔstria dɛn bin tray fɔ gɛt sakrifays na di Wɛst.
  Di Rɔshian ami bin de wok na di Turkish frɔnt nɔmɔ, usay dɛn bin ebul fɔ dɔn jɔyn wit di British dɛn ɛn mek dɛn win di ɛnimi dɛn bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku pat na Eshia Maynɔ.
  Bɔt afta dat, di Kɔnstityushɔn Asɛmbli mit usay di Bolshevik dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na wan grup we nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ op, ɛn di Sɔshialis Rivɔlɔshɔnari dɛn bin de rul.
  Wan pan di fɔs tin dɛn we dɛn bin disayd fɔ du na fɔ gi land to di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam ɛn kɔntinyu di wɔ te dɛn win!
  Insay Julay 1918, di Jaman dɛn we bin de fɛt Paris nɔ bin wok ɛn di Rɔshian ami we bin win di wɔ bin atak: fɔs dɛn bin fɛt di Ɔstrian dɛn, dɔn dɛn bin fɛt di Jamani dɛn.
  Jamani bin rili tinap tranga wan, bɔt insay Disɛmba, we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn na di ist bin tek Wɔsaw ɛn Krakow, di padi dɛn we bin de na di wɛst bin tek Brussels - i bin stil kapitul. Na tru se tu wiks afta dat - di absɛns fɔ rivɔlɔshɔn afɛkt.
  Bɔt dɛn bin fos Wiliam fɔ lɛf fɔ gɛt ɔl di pawa dɛn we i bin gɛt, ɛn i bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi kiŋ we na in nem nɔmɔ.
  Ɛn Jɛnɛral Kɔnilɔv bin bi di prɛsidɛnt fɔ di nyu Rɔshian ripablik. Bɔt insay Ɔgɔst 1917, di we aw i tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin wok fayn, Kerensky bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi praymɛnt minista fɔmal wan, bɔt i bin dɔn gi di prɛsidɛnshi to Kɔrnilɔv.
  I bin bi bak di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif, we nem Kɔnilɔv.
  Afta dis, pipul dɛn bin mek pipul dɛn ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnshi ɛn dɛn bin gɛt rifrendum fɔ mek dɛn mek nyu kɔnstityushɔn.
  Di pipul dɛn we rili yus to di ɔtoritarian fɔm fɔ gɔvmɛnt bin sɔpɔt Kornilov in opshɔn.
  Rɔshia bin mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku pan ɔl we Jamani bin pwɛl, we Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria bin fɔdɔm, ɛn Tɛki, we bin lɔs na di wɔl map.
  Di las wan bin dɔn sheb to di big big pawa dɛn. Rɔshia bin gɛt Eshia Maynɔ, di strayt dɛn ɛn Kɔnstantinopl. Di Frɛnch dɛn tek Siria, di British Palestayn ɛn Irak.
  Insay 1926, wɔ bin bigin bak bitwin Rɔshia ɛn Jepan. Di rizin na di stetɔs we Manchuria ɛn Pɔt Ata bin gɛt. Frɔm di agrimɛnt, dɛn bin transfa di rayt fɔ lis to Pɔt Ata to Jepan, ɛn di lis bin dɔn. Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit fɔ gi bak di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech to Chaena.
  Pantap dat, di yɔŋ man we nem Hirohito, we bin de drim bɔt nyu win dɛn, bin jɔs gɛt pawa.
  Bɔt, di Rɔshian bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi difrɛn. Sizin na di frɔnt dɛn fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, wit ɛkspiriɛns kɔmanda dɛn, nyu tank dɛn ɛn plen dɛn, i bigin fɔ atak di Japan pipul dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Afta 4 ɛn af mɔnt, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek Pɔt Ata ɛn drɛb di Japan pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na di kɔntinɛnt!
  Fɔ sɔm tɛm, Jepan bin stil de ol ɔp na si - te di ship dɛn we di Baltik ɛn Blak Si skwadron dɛn bin de kam nia.
  Afta dat di Land of di Rising San bin kapitul.
  Rɔshia bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan, bɔt insay 1929, wan big big pwɛl at bin bigin ɔlsay na di wɔl.
  Riot bin ambɔg di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya bak. Pantap dat, Kornilov bin du aktif Russifikeshɔn.
  Bɔt, i bin ebul fɔ de na di tron, ɛn na USA... di Amɛrikan Bolshevik dɛn we Lenin bin de lid kam na pawa!
  Bikɔs di nyu Bolshevik gɔvmɛnt bin dɔn kɔmɔt na di pwɛl at, dɛn bigin fɔ rɛdi fɔ wan nyu wɔ!
  Di rivɔlɔshɔn na Spen bin dɔn wit di win we di kɔmyunis dɛn win ɛn dat mek i mek wan pawaful Bolshevik brijhɛd na Yurop...
  Janwari 1, 1938. Vladimir Ilyich Lenin de fred fɔ waka rawnd di big ɔfis na di Wait Haus. Di tin dɛn we de apin ɔlsay na di wɔl de wam. Afta Spen, di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays na Frans.
  Russia, we wan generalissimo ɛn Prɛsidɛnt Kɔrnilov de rul, dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek am klia se i nɔ go alaw fɔ mek Bolshevism go bifo na Yurop. Fayv ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn na tɛn milyɔn Rɔshian ami nɔto jok atɔl!
  Vladimir Ilyich ɔndastand dis. Ɛn i prɔpos wan taktik alayns fɔ Briten agens Rɔshia.
  Di British dɛn dɔn de tek tɛm bad bad wan ɔltɛm fɔ mek Rɔshia go bifo. Bɔt radikal kɔmyunizim bin mek dɛn fred mɔ. I bin nid fɔ drayv wan wed bitwin dɛn ɛn Rɔshia.
  Lenin bin de rɛdi fɔ tek Difɛns Minista Chɔchil ɛn di sem tɛm fɔ gi di British pruf fɔ di pawa we Amɛrika gɛt we nɔ de shek.
  Ɛn fɔ bigin, di bold dikteta yɛri ripɔt bɔt wan nyu wɛpɔn - di "atɔmik bɔm".
  Oppenheimer bin gi in ripɔt wit vɔys dɛn we rili stɔp. Yɛs, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt sakrifays ɛn dɛn dɔn ivin sɛn nyuklia riaktɔ, bɔt di we aw atɔmik bɔm go tan stil de fa fawe. Di men prɔblɛm na fɔ gɛt yuraniɔm ɛn plutoniɔm we gɛt ɛnrich. Apat frɔm dat, dis nyus nɔ rili fayn - wan pan dɛn kayn bɔm dɛn de go kɔst lɛk bɔku fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn. So, ivin wan oda kweshon de: i fayn fo spend moni fo wan big bom if yu fit mek wan handred tausin smol wan?
  Lenin, we na wan ol man we shɔt, we gɛt bold, bɔt we stil agil (bɔt i ol siksti sɛvin ia, stil de fa frɔm fɔ bi rili ol!), we bin de waka wit trɛnk rawnd di big ɔl na in ɔfis, bin tɔk se:
  - Yu, kɔmrɛd, nɔ ɔndastand dayalɛktik! Yɛs, di bɔm go stil dia, bɔt afta dat, di kɔst we i go spɛn wit di chenj to mas prodakshɔn go go dɔŋ bɔku bɔku wan!
  Oppenheimer bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go sidɔm idly by!
  Wan lɔjik ɛn harsh kɔnklushɔn bin fala frɔm Vladimir Ilyich:
  - So wi fɔ go bifo dɛn pan ɛni kɔst!
  Dɔn Oppenheimer in blak ɛstɛt bigin fɔ siŋ:
  - Afta ɔl, wi nid fɔ win! Wan fɔ ɔl, wi nɔ go tinap biɛn di prayz! Wan fɔ ɔl, wi nɔ go tinap biɛn di prayz!
  Oppenheimer bin butu to Amɛrika Prɛsidɛnt Lɛnin ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Yu na wan genius! Na tru se wi nɔ go tinap biɛn di prayz, ɛn wi go bifo di Rɔshian dɛn, bɔt wi nid mɔni!
  Lenin se wit kɔnfidɛns, i tap di il dɛn na in krokodail skin sus:
  - Na mɔni go de!
  - Ɛn slev dɛn!
  Vladimir Ilyich bin tɔk wan wɔd we de insay istri:
  - A nɔ de limit yu funds! A de limit yu tɛm!
  Di gia dɛn fɔ di kɔmand ɛn administretiv mashin na di Amɛrika ɛmpaya bigin fɔ tɔn.
  Bɔt dis nɔto di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl. Vladimir Ilyich, lɛk ɛni ɔda pɔsin, bin ɔndastand se fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ win Rɔshia, i nid fɔ pwɛl am frɔm insay.
  Vladimir Ilyich bin wrink in ay, lɔng, nɔ ivin wrinkled fɔrɛst ɛn ɛnajiful wan pik di risiva frɔm di fon ɛn bigin fɔ dayl Dulles.
  We di chif spay bin kam nia di mashin, Lɛnin ala wit in yes na in lɔng dɛn ed:
  - Wi nid pɔsin we ikwal ɔ at ɔl nɔ smɔl pas mi pan di ebul fɔ ribel, ful ɛn ful di pipul dɛn!
  Dulles bin ansa wit wan vɔys we rili gɛt kɔnfidɛns:
  - A sabi dis kayn pɔsin, Vladimir Ilyich!
  Lenin, we bin de jomp ɔp lɛk dɛbul, bin de ala se:
  - So udat na in? Udat na dis jɛnɛral we mɔtalman mek?
  Dulles, we bin de drɔ di silabɔd dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bi chant, bin se:
  - Josɛf Vissarionovich Stalin we dɛn kɔl! Yu go mɔs no am, Vladimir Ilyich!
  Lenin bin wink insɛf na di miro wit gold ɛn dayamɔn freym ɛn ala se:
  - Dis kuk de kuk onli spaysi dish!
  Dulles, we bin de grin wit kɔnfidɛns, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Bɔt dis na di rayt tin we wi nid!
  Lenin wink bak ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Gi Stalin ɔl wetin i aks. Ɛn prɔmis am di ples fɔ dis arch insignificant Generalissimo Kornilov!
  Dulles bin de ala lawd wan we mek i nɔ yɛri:
  - Dɛn go kil am Vladimir Ilyich!
  
  NƆ ƐVA GIV UP VITYAZ
  Bɔku pipul dɛn kin agyu bɔt if di Rɔshian dɛn fɔ dɔn win Wɔl Wɔ Tu fɔ dɛnsɛf, if di Wɛst nɔ bin ɛp dɛn? So di Gɔd dɛn disayd fɔ tɛst dis na prɔsis. Ɛn insay wan yunivas we fiba, dɛn bin put wan barɛri bitwin di ami, di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk wit di USSR. Ɛn dis bin apin fɔ di klin we di ɛkspiriɛns bin klin bak insay Jun 1941.
  So dat di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp di USSR ɔ di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn fɔ mek di ɛkspiriɛns klin, dɛn bin ayd Jepan biɛn wan barɛri. Laik, mek evritin klin absoliutli, laik se na laboratori.
  Insay di fɔs dez, natin nɔ bin apin we difrɛn frɔm di rial stori. Di Fritz bin de go bifo, lɛk insay rial istri, lɛk 30-40 kilomita ɛvride, bɔt smɔl smɔl i bin de slo. Na tru se, di nɔ bɔm di British ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rommel in kɔp bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ fri sɔm pan di fɔs dɛn - mɔ di avieshɔn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ dɔn du dis yet, tin dɛn na di frɔnt dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go fayn fayn wan. Bɔt we Julay dɔn, di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Smɔlensk bin mek di Fritz dɛn nɔ go bifo kwik kwik wan. Hitler bin disayd fɔ kɔl bak Rommel ɛn in divishɔn dɛn frɔm Libya, ɛn i disayd se di sojaman dɛn we bin de na Itali bin rili du fɔ am. Di fasist lidaship, fɔ mek dɛn nɔ west tɛm, bigin fɔ transfa ami ɛn mɔ di avieshɔn frɔm Frans ɛn di Bolkans. Hitler bin stil op se i go ebul fɔ brok di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de na di sɛnt ɛn mek am bifo di kol sizin.
  Bifo dɛn tɔn di sawt, di Fritz dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak na di sɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ kɔba di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de atak Smɔlensk frɔm di flanks. Ɛn Rommel in kɔp bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi go fɛt Ɔgɔst 13, dɛn krɔs di Dnieper ɛn tray fɔ go biɛn di Soviet grup we bin de difend Kyiv.
  Stalin bin de lɔs sɔntin. Klosap ɔl di Yurop ɛn Frɛnch prɔpati dɛn na Afrika bin si dɛnsɛf agens am wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn nɔto wan padi.
  Apat frɔm we yu de ɛkspɛkt denja frɔm Jepan naw. Ɛn di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif gi di ɔda: fɔ pul ɔl di divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn na di Fa Is.
  Di Jaman sojaman dɛn, we bin dɔn brok tru klos to Mɔsko sɛf, di Sayberian kɔp dɛn bin stɔp dɛn. Bɔt na di sawt, bikɔs ɔf di chenj we dɛn chenj di kɔmand ɛn di tin dɛn we Rɔmɛl bin du, di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt di Soviet sawt grup.
  Di kɔs fɔ di fɛt-fɛt na Yukren bin afɛkt bak bad bad wan bikɔs Stalin bin fred fɔ pul ɔl di rizɔv dɛn to Mɔsko, ɛn dat bin mek i sho in yon biɛn.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, nɔto fɔ insɛf, bɔt fɔ di grup we de na di sawt. I bin tɔn to bad tin we bin apin. Bɔt insay rial istri, di difens fɔ Kyiv bin tɔn to wan dɛf. Na ya nɔmɔ wan nyuans bin de, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia Mɔsko, ɛn di fasist dɛn bin strɔng pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ Yurop, fast pas Stalin pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ di Fa Is. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt fɔ travul smɔl, ɛn di rod dɛn na Yurop bɛtɛ. Bɔt tray fɔ transfa ɔltin kwik kwik wan wan bay wan to di Trans-Saiberian Relwe.
  Dis bin mek di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok go na Kharkov ɛn Voroshilovgrad ivin bifo tɛm pas aw i bin de insay rial istri, ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku bɔku industri ɛn faktri dɛn.
  Dɛn bin blok Leningrad bak, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin tek am. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin go insay Kraym. Ɛn di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Voronezh na di sawt, ɛn dɛn bin muf along di Don to Stalingrad.
  Dɛn bin stil de difend Mɔsko ɛn dɛn bin ivin go kɔntra-ɔfensiv insay di winta. Bɔt na di sawt pat, Rɔmɛl bin ebul fɔ brok tru go na Stalingrad. Di landin na Kerch nɔ bin go fayn bak. I nɔ bin izi fɔ mek di Soviet sojaman dɛn jɔs ebul fɔ push di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ go fa frɔm Stalingrad. Ɛn dat na bin jɔs bikɔs di klaymat nɔ bin de na di sayd we di Wehrmacht de ɛn dɛn bin de fred fɔ fɛt na di kol ɛn sno we bin de drɛf.
  Wetin mek Rommel bin gɛt fɔ tɔn bak pas di Dɔn. Ɛn dis na bin slap we bin de mek di Fuhrer nɔ yɛri.
  Bɔt insay di spring insay 1942, di balans we di pawa dɛn bin gɛt bin chenj. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn put bɔku prɛshɔn pan dɛn padi dɛn, dɛn bin mek dɛn sojaman dɛn bɔku, ɛn dɛn bin mek di Khivi dɛn spɛn bɔku mɔni, ɛn dɛn bin mek di sataylayt dɛn bɔku. Itali ɛn Frans bin ad mɔ pan di kwantiti. Blak divishɔn dɛn bin apia bak na di ist frɔnt. Laki se di British ɛn Amɛrikan frɔnt frɔm Afrika nɔ bin ambɔg di transfa fɔ di sojaman dɛn ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt.
  Ɛn we de Gaulle, we in padi dɛn nɔ bin de sɔpɔt am igen, in yon kɔmpin dɛn bin betray am.
  So, dɛn bin gɛda mɔ impɔtant sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt di USSR pas aw dɛn bin de du am. Di Kraut dɛn bin ad mɔ pan dis na plen dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt dɛn advantej na di ays. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na grɔn bin pas sɛvin milyɔn agens 5.6 milyɔn Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na di sawt. Rommel bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad Jun 27. Di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ tɔn bɔku bɔku tank dɛn na di siti wan tɛm. Di we aw ɛnimi plen dɛn bin de rul na di ays bin gɛt ɛfɛkt bak, ɛn dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ transfa di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn rɛinfɔsmɛnt dɛn krɔs di big big Vɔlga Riva.
  Alas, di heroic Stalingrad nɔ bin apin na AI. Ɛn Rɔmɛl bin muf along di rod we dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ go dɔŋ di Vɔlga ɛn go na di Kaspian Si.
  Di tray fɔ brok di Jamani dɛn wit kɔwnta atak dɛn na di sɛnta nɔ bin wok. Pantap dat, dɛn nɔ bin fɔm di Rzhev salient. So di Kraut dɛn bin gɛt mɔ ivin frɔnt di tɛm we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin de tɔn bak bak mɔ ivin. Bɔt Rzhev, i sɔri fɔ no se, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ de wit di fasist dɛn.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ go insay di Fritz, ɛn i bin rili at fɔ ol di Kɔkas afta we Stalingrad dɔn fɔdɔm. Bikɔs dɛn kɔt di sapɔt at na di Vɔlga. Ɛn we Julay dɔn, di Jamani pipul dɛn rich na di Kaspian Si, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ gɛt op igen. Naw, na wata nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ gi am.
  We wi tink bɔt se di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt ay ay pozishɔn, di tin we apin bin bi sɔntin we bin de bitwin dɛn, we bin rili at ɛn we nɔ bin gɛt op.
  Ɔgɔst ɛn Sɛptɛmba bin pas wit bad bad fɛt, te di ɛnimi dɛn we bin de nia di Kaspian kɔst rich na Baku. Ɛn na de dɛn bin stil de agens Rɔmɛl te Ɔktoba dɔn. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs Turkey bin kam insay di wɔ.
  Di gɔd dɛn we bin de tray fɔ du sɔntin bin tek kia ɔf Jepan, bɔt nɔto di Ɔtoman dɛn. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn stil nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak Mɔsko insay di kol sizin ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ di kol sizin.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin tray fɔ fɛt bɔku tɛm. Bɔt di ɛnimi bin bɛtɛ pan pipul dɛn, pan di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn pan di plen dɛn. Na mɔ tank ɛn artileri nɔmɔ dɛn bin dɔn mek na di USSR te naw. Bɔt bɔku pan di tank dɛn bin layt, ɛn di kwaliti fɔ di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt nɔ bin rili fayn. I tan lɛk se dɛn de mek bɔku plen dɛn bak, bɔt bikɔs di duralumin nɔ bɔku, dɛn ebi ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ muv pas di standad wan dɛn. Di Yak-9 bin tɔn bak fɔ bi ɔlmost ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn mek wit wud. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, na bin mayns.
  Hitler bin de kaunt pan in fambul nyu tank dɛm - "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers".
  Dɛn bin de mek dɛn bɔku bɔku wan ɔltɛm. Di tɔd pɔsin we de ripresent di menajɛri bin apia: "Layɔn." Insay rial istri, dɛn bin mek dis kayn mashin insay 1942, bɔt bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du ɛn i bin ebi, dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ tek di monsta we ebi pas ɔl.
  Bɔt afta dat, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di "Layɔn" we we 90 tan. Di bɛnifit dɛn we i bin gɛt-pawaful wɛpɔn ɛn 105-mm kanɔn-bin sɔm pat pan di kɔmpɛns fɔ di bad we aw i bin de wok. Serial 76-mm Soviet gɔn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay di Layɔn frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn.
  So i nɔ bin bi bad brek-bruk tank if di difɛns layn bin rili pawaful ɛn gɛt dip ɛshilɔn dɛn.
  Ɛn di Soviet kɔmand bin rili strɔng ɔnda di Soviet kapital siti. Ɛn tray fɔ brok tru ya.
  Di nɔmba 4 ripɔtmɛnt fɔ di menagerie: "Mause", bin sɔm kayn we delay fɔ in lanch insay siriɔs.
  Dɛn bin mek di Rɛd Ami in saiz to siks milyɔn, pan ɔl we bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn na bin nyu sojaman dɛn.
  I pas nayn milyɔn pipul dɛn we bin de agens dɛn, bɔt di nɔmba we dɛn bin gɛt pas ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn, sɔm pan dɛn bin kɔmpɛns am bikɔs di ɛnimi ami bin tu difrɛn.
  Insay avieshɔn, di ɛnimi strɔng pasmak pan nɔmba ɛn kwaliti. Di nyu ME-309 ɛn Yu-288 dɔn apia. Fɔ ansa dis, Soviet motoka dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti, bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt pipul dɛn we sabi wok ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ yuz. Di tank dɛn stil na ol T-34 dɛn, ɛn bɔku pan di layt wan dɛn, ɛn bak na KV dɛn.
  Insay di sɔmma, di Wehrmacht bin bigin fɔ fɛt: dɛn bin atak Mɔsko ɛn dɛn bin atak di Vɔlga ɔp di say we dɛn kɔl Saratov. Afta we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, dɛn bin de rawnd Mɔsko we di ɔtom ia dɔn. Dɛn bin kech Saratov, Kuibyshev, Penza, Ulyanovsk bak. Stalin bin rɔnawe go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Di tin bin kam fɔ bi bad bad tin.
  Dɛn bin gi di kapital ɔda lɔ: nɔ fɔ sɔrɛnda ɔnda ɛni sikɔstɛms. Di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak pipul dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin rol bak ɔ dɛn bin de go insay di fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt na strit. Insay di kol sizin, di we aw di Wehrmacht bin de fɛt bin stɔp. Na tru se di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin jɔs lɔk di Soviet kapital siti, bɔt dɛn bin lɔk Leningrad bak insay wan dabul ring.
  Insay Me, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt bak, bɔt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di siti dɛn we nem Gɔki ɛn Kazan. Soviet tank bildin, pan ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn, i bin ebul fɔ lanch insay siriɔs: T-34-85 ɛn IS-2, pan ɔl we na smɔl kwantiti.
  Gɔki bin fɔdɔm insay Julay nɔmɔ, ɛn Kazan bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te Ɔgɔst dɔn.
  Wan bad bad angri bin de na Lɛningrad, ɛn di Fritz dɛn nɔ bin ivin tray fɔ atak am. Ɛn smɔl smɔl, dɛn bin de kɔntrol Mɔsko. Ɛn afta dat, insay Sɛptɛmba 30, afta we dɛn bin atak di pipul dɛn we gɛt blɔd bad bad wan, di Krɛmlin bin fɔdɔm.
  Di fɔs klas fɔt bin pwɛl bad bad wan. Ɛn dis bin bi nyu tin fɔ di pipul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin muf go na di Yural, bɔt na de dɛn bin stɔp na di sno we bin de rɔn. I at fɔ fɛt wit di USSR. Stalin bin de sɔpɔt fɔ tinap te di ɛnd. Bɔt i bin rili dia fɔ di kɔntri sɛf ɛn mɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Na di sawt, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo pas na Sɛntral Eshia.
  Insay 1945, di USSR bin gɛt di SU-100 ɛn IS-3, bɔt na smɔl smɔl wan dɛn nɔmɔ. I sɔri fɔ no se we Jun dɔn, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn win Sɛntral Eshia. Ɛn insay Julay, Svɛdlɔvsk sɛf bin fɔdɔm. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Jamani dɛn bin kech Kurgan ɛn Tyumen. Ɛn na Sɛptɛmba 3, Tobolsk de bak. Na di ɛnd fɔ Sɛptɛmba Khanty-Maisiysk. Ɛn insay di midul pat pan Ɔktoba ɛn Ɔmsk.
  Bɔt Novosibirsk nɔ dɔn put insɛf ɔnda di Nazi dɛn yet. Frɔst we bin rili bad bin mek di Kraut famili stik na di siti dɛn.
  So te to Me 1946, di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin de du soja wok tranga wan.
  Afta dat wi bin go na Novosibirsk. Ɛlikopta dɛn we tan lɛk disk ɛn di laytst "E" siriɔs tank dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp di Fuhrer tumɔs. Di Fritz bin tek Novosibirsk na di ɛnd ɔf Jun. Dɛn krɔs di Ob Riva. Dɔn insay Julay di monsta dɛn bin kech Kemerovo ɛn Tomsk, ɛn di Altai Tɛritri. Afta dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, Abakan bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst, ɛn dɛn bin blo na Irkutsk insay Sɛptɛmba.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de belch blɔd bɔku bɔku wan, tek am bak. Bɔt bak dɛn bin fizzle aut. Ɛkstend kɔmyunikeshɔn dɛn. So wi bin stɔp na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia Chita. Bɔt insay prinsipul, usay dɛn fɔ rɔsh? Yu kin wet fɔ sɔm ɛn tɛst nyu ikwipmɛnt.
  Ilɛksɛf na diskɛt ɔ jet plen. Insay 1947, Soviet disayna dɛn bin lans di IS-4, IS-7 ɛn T-54 tank dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn. Na tru, insay bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we jɔs tan lɛk sɔntin. Pipul dɛn ɔ tin dɛn we dɛn nid nɔ bin fɔ du. Di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ go bifo bak. Dɛn bin kech Aginskoye we Jun dɔn ɛn Blagoveshchensk. Khabarovsk bin fɔdɔm insay Julay, ɛn Vladivostok bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst. So, di Nazi dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di big big siti dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Sɔntɛm pas fɔ Pɛtɔpavlɔvsk. Di monsta dɛn bin tek Magadan insay Sɛptɛmba. Bɔt stil Stalin nɔ bin sɔrɛnda.
  We di tɛm rich, di Nazi dɛn bin stil lɔs!
  
  
  SPƐS WƆ DƐN
  Afta sɔm ia we Rɔshia bin gɛt bɔku prɔpati, prɔblɛm dɛn bin kam fɔ Rɔshia we nɔ bin izi fɔ am. Di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya, we bin de yuz in big big pipul dɛn ɛn di bɛnifit dɛn we wan totalitarian pɔlitikal sistɛm gɛt, bin ebul fɔ bi wan wɔl hejimɔn. Insay Rɔshia, dɛn bin kil pipul dɛn bad bad wan na di bɔda dɛn na di sawt. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn pwɛl di Islamist insurjɛns, di wɔ agens terorizim bin tek bɔku tin dɛn. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs dɛn bin de fɛt wit di Wɛst.
  Pan ɔl we ɔltin bin de bay nyuklia deterrence, no big big wɔ nɔ bin de. Bɔt wan Amɛrikin sayɛnsman we nem Wɛlingtan bin kam wit di aidia fɔ sɛn wan spɛshal kayn rɔket to Mɛksiko we dɛn yuz wan atifishal we dɛn mek wit redioaktiv ɛlimɛnt.
  Bɔt wan mistek bin de we dɛn bin de yuz di we aw dɛn bin de travul. Di rɔket bin kɔmɔt nia in kɔs ɛn fɔdɔm insay di San... Wan erupshɔn pan plasma we rili rarefied bin apin, i nɔ bin denja fɔ di ɔrganizm dɛn we gɛt layf, bɔt i bin kɔmɔt di atɔmik strɔkchɔ ɛn chenj di bon dɛn bitwin nyutrɔn dɛn na di atɔmik nyukliɔs smɔl. Jɔs inof fɔ mek nyuklia ɛn tɛmnyuklia riakshɔn dɛn we dɛn nɔ kɔntrol nɔ pɔsibul.
  Ɛn as a rizulta fɔ dis: nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn tɔn to bɔku bɔku dɔti we nɔ gɛt yus.
  Di kɔntri we gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di wɔl pan soja ɛn ikɔnomi: di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya, we, bikɔs ɔf di pipul dɛn we bin de bɔku, bin gɛt akyu shɔtat fɔ fresh wata ɛn ɛnaji, bin prɛzɛnt wan ɔltimatum fɔ lis Sayberia.
  Russia bin ansa wit wan disisiv rifuz...
  Wan big wɔ dɔn bigin: di Eshian kɔlishin agens di Wɛst. Wi Fada Land dɔn bi di men ples usay dɛn kin fɛt big big fɛt. Pisful layf na tin we dɔn pas: di ɛl fɔ wɔ dɔn rul ɔlsay. Di fɛt dɛn we bin rili bad bin de apin frɔm wan pol to di ɔda wan.
  Di tin we bin de apin na di frɔnt dɛn bin rili bad: di Eshian Yuniɔn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia di Yural Mawnt dɛn.
  Klostu to Yekaterinburg, wan fayabɔl we de shayn bin krash, ɛn wan say we denja we de kil pipul dɛn bin kam ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ liv fɔ ivin wan minit.
  Mama land, oli Rɔshia - .
  Mi at opin fɔ yu, no...
  Di blɔd we de na di fɛt ples we dɛn de wata - .
  So dat di land go blo insay di lɔv we di Fada Land gɛt!
    
  Di puls fɔ di Wɔl de bit wit wan lawd kray, .
  I at we wɔ de ala...
  Bɔt di San go rayz oba Glorious Russia - .
  Yu na wi wangren mama we nɔ de day!
    
  Di rays we de na di fil dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd kin tɔn gold, .
  Di sno de shayn wit brayt silva.
  Ɛn fes dɛn de luk praud frɔm di aykɔn dɛn - .
  Nayt bi igl na fɛt!
    
  Wi go win di fɛt we di ɛnimi go fɛt, .
  Mek wi difend di winged drim.
  No Rɔshian sojaman nɔ de we gɛt maynd pas dis, .
  A go tɛl Gɔd mi prea!
  . Men tin we de insay.
  We di at ful-ɔp wit sɔri-at, fɔ sɔm rizin di walet kin ɛmti!
  Di mawnten dɛn we de ɔp di Yural Mawnt dɛn tan lɛk fang dɛn we de kɔmɔt na di mɔt, we di wan dɛn we gɛt kari kin it. Russian tailless fighters de flay na low level. Jɔs lɛk falkɔn dɛn we de flay kwik kwik wan, di Rɔshian nayt dɛn kin atak di ship dɛn we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd bɔt we gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn we gɛt wing dɛn na di ɛmpaya we de na ɛvin.
  Di payɔt na di Ay Fos we nem Andru Ɔgnɛv de du wan tɔn we nɔ izi fɔ tɔn. Wan ebi ebi Chaynish kanɔn we gɛt fayv barɛl we de spit faya ɛn mɛtal. Wan faya big big briz de rɔsh fɔ sɔm milimita frɔm di translucent armour fɔ wan Rɔshian fɛtman. Tailless snap bak. Wan pulsar we dɔn krɔs de slayv kɔmɔt na in shap nos. Di rotating turret of di gigantic Chinese helicopter warp frɔm di hit... Dɛn yɛri muffled skream.
  Andrei in dak fes wit ay fɔrɛst brok ɛn smayl wit wayt tut.
  In patna, we na wan fayn fayn blant uman we de shayn, we nem Vassa Koltsova, de du wan barɛl rol, we de fos wan rɔket we nɔ gɛt gayd fɔ slip pas wan stɛl piranha ɛn sɛn "gift" insay wan pan di twɛlv big big prɔpala dɛn we de na di ɛlikopta we de na di fɛt ship.
  Wan big big prɔpala we gɛt tri row we gɛt bled dɛn kin fɔdɔm. Vassa, no bi fo natin we dem translet im nem as kwin, sabi hit. I bin de fɛt ɔltɛm wit jɔs shɔt skit ɛn kaki T-shirt, bɔt wit in bare il i bin de fil insɛf ɛn di fɛtman as wan ol.
  Bɔku uman payɔnia dɛn bin de falamakata am, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ gɛt wɔndaful sɛnsitiviti. Wan batɛlship-ɛlikopta na wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti faya pɔynt dɛn we dɛn kin put dɔŋ to di wata - wan faya rɔla. Mashin we de wok wit kol dɔst, bɔt di sem tɛm i de kɛr bɔku bɔku tan dɛn mɛtal, we de yuz dinamik protɛkshɔn.
  Di wan dɛn we de mek motoka na Jepan, Chaynish, ɛn Indian bin mek wan motoka we di Rɔshian ɛya difɛns sistem nɔ go ambɔg am, bɔt we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se i go gɛt ɛya atak.
  Di Jɛnɛral Mak Li we gɛt smɔl yay, we dɔn chenj wit wayl wamat, bin de ala, ɛn i bin de pɔynt wit in an we gɛt blak glɔv:
  - Destroy dɛn! Mɛlt dɛn monsta ya!
  Wan Indian kɔlɔnɛl we ful-ɔp in bɔdi bɔt we gɛt tin wes, bin tɔk se:
  - Dis man ɛn in wɛf na di blak prins ɛn kwin. Nɔbɔdi nɔ ɛva shot dɛn dɔŋ bifo!
  Mak bin grin we i nɔ biliv ɛn i bin de grɔmbul:
  - Nɔ kin bi. Inkris di faya density.
  Ɛn bak di fɛt-fɛt-ɛlikopta bin shek. Di tawa we bin de rɔta bin jam ɛn di taytaniɔm bɔdi bin kech faya. Yɔlɔ ɛn sinamɔn sojaman dɛn bin rɔsh de ala, ɛn faya bin dɔn kɔba dɛn. Di bɔm bin bɔn, ɛn wan rɔket we ful-ɔp wit napalm bin bɔn insay di big ɛlikopta in bɔdi.
  Vassa, we bin dɔn riprodyuz di "slayd" tɛknik ɛn pas nia di faya trel dɛn, bin gi:
  - Ɔl di ej dɛn de sɔbmis to wɔ, na yu las de nɔmɔ yu nɔ go ebul fɔ sadul, yu de win yu we yu nɔ gɛt tɛm!
  Andru gɛt kol blɔd. In papa na bin di yɔŋ jenɛral na di Angola ami ɛn i bin kam na Mɔsko fɔ stɔdi. Na de i mared Lidia Ɔgnɛvaya, we na bin atlet we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi ɛn we bin de kandidet fɔ sayɛns. Dɔn in papa day, ɛn na in mama we gɛt fayn ia mɛn in bɔy pikin we gɛt blak ɛn kɔl ia. Na skul dɛn bin tray fɔ provok Andru, bɔt di bɔbɔ bin de du martial arts na kindagarten. In mama insɛf na bin fayn fayn fɛtman, ɛn in stɛp-papa na bin champion pan miks stayl dɛn.
  Andru na bin fayn studɛnt, i bin de mɛmba fayn fayn tin dɛn, ɛn i nɔ tu te, i bi di lida fɔ di bɔbɔ dɛn, we na dɛn lida. Na tru se i bin pik wan skul fɔ flay ɛn go fɛt fɔ in Mama Land Rɔshia. I dɔn gɛt nem ɛn rɛspɛkt. Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de fred fɔ kɔs di hiro na Rɔshia wit blak skin, mɔ bikɔs di Nigro fes dɛn bin miks wit Slavik wan dɛn ɛn dis bin mek di payɔt we dɛn bil fayn fayn wan bin rili fayn.
  Nɔto smɔl lay lay stori dɛn bin de bɔt in lɔv afɛkt dɛn pas bɔt di wok dɛn we i bin de du na di sojaman dɛn. Pan ɔl we Andru insɛf bin ɔmbul pas aw dɛn bin de tɛl am fɔ du am.
  Naw i bin de luk fɔ we fɔ pwɛl di fɛt-fɛt bot we nɔ go ebul fɔ ambɔg am. Aktiv, multi-layer armour bin kɔba di men komponent dɛn fɔ di mɔs pawaful mashin na di Celestial Empire.
  Savva faya pan di prɔpala dɛn, i bin de tray fɔ mek di strɔkchɔ nɔ muv...
  Dis tɛm ya, di fɛt bin bigin fɔ fɛt na grɔn. Di tank dɛn we nɔ gɛt tɔrɛt na di Istan blɔk bin go pan di atak. Sɔm dɛn big, ɔda wan dɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn nɔ ay pas wan mita.
  Agens dɛn, di fɛtman dɛn we di Wɛstɛn kɔlishin bin de yuz mobayl mayn ɛn gayd mishɔl dɛn we nɔ bin de tɔn bak.
  Nɔto Rɔshian dɛn nɔmɔ bin fɛt ya, bɔt di Yuropian dɛn bak: di British, Frɛnch, Swidan ɛn bɔku ɔda wan dɛn.
  Wan kɔmɔn ɛnimi bin mek pipul dɛn we gɛt wayt kɔlɔ ɛn Kristian gud abit dɛn kam togɛda. Di dibat bɔt dimokrasi dɔn stɔp. Pantap dat, na Rɔshia, di we aw pipul dɛn bin de fil agens di Wɛst, afta we dɛn bin de fɛt frɔm di ist, nɔ bin de igen. Fɔ tru, usay Yurop we lɛk pis ɛn we de gri fɔ du sɔntin fɔ go na di Is? Bɔku pan dɛn pipul dɛn dɔn fɔgɛt aw fɔ fɛt. Ɛn we nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn nɔ bin de igen, pawaful ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn na Eshia bin muf in bɔku bɔku bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn go na di nɔt ɛn wɛst.
  Pan di wan dɛn we de atak Rɔshian pozishɔn, bɔku Arab pipul dɛn de. Sɔm pipul dɛn we lɛk fɔ fɛt wɔ kin go fɔ atak dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ kin wɛr wayt klos. Dɛn kin aksept day wit smayl na dɛn lip.
  Bɔku bɔku tank dɛn we de go bifo ɛn motoka dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt, tan lɛk ant dɛn we yu si bɔd in yay. Savva, we bin dɔn pwɛl wan ɔda skru, tɔn smɔl smɔl ɛn wispa se:
  - Stil, dem tu moch... God helep Russia.
  Di gyal insɛf bin si wetin de apin na di siti dɛn we di Eshian kɔlishin bin kapchɔ. Mas pogrom, kil, massacre. Dɛn bin de ɛng man dɛn na waya, ɛn dɛn bin de kɛr uman ɛn pikin dɛn go na spɛshal kamp dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn bin de sɛl ɔ sheb dɛn fɔ sɔm wok dɛn. Ɛn di sɔfa we dɛn de mek pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn tek as prizina na wɔ, dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔn, ɛn ivin na tin we dɛn fɔ du.
  Jɛnɛral Mak Li nɔ de spay ivin in yon. Insay wan frenzi we nɔ ebul fɔ ɛp dɛn we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ bia wit di smɔl smɔl Chizh-3 fɛtman dɛn, i grap wan sɔd frɔm di wɔl ɛn kɔt di Arab we de ɔpreshɔn di anti-aircraft gɔn in an. I de ala ɛn prɛs di blɔd stɔp na in chɛst.
  Ɛn di fɔmidabul kɔmanda, wit wan brɔsh we dɛn jɔs kɔt wit lɔng nel, de trɛtin to di anɔyntin Rɔshian ays dɛn, de ala se:
  - Pwɛl! Bɔn! Bɔn am!
  Savva, we vɛks, faya ɔda mishɔl... I dɔn dɔn wit in amunishɔn. Bɔt di ɛya fɛt ship nɔ kin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan bak.
  I deadly artileri dɔn kɔmɔt na di gem... Afta i dɔn lɔs di layɔn in shea pan in fɛt pawa, di jayant tɔn bak. Dɛn nid fɔ go bak na di bays jisnɔ fɔ mek dɛn ripɛnt ɛn ful-ɔp di amunishɔn bak.
  Dɔŋ ya, Rɔshian kanɔn dɛn de faya kɔrɛkt wan pan di ɛnimi dɛn tank dɛn we tan lɛk ayɛn we gɛt angul. Bɔku motoka dɛn bin stɔp, ɛn dɛn bin de sɛn smɔl smɔl smok na di skay. Di amunishɔn we de insay wan "bandura" bigin fɔ bɔm. I bin flay go, i bin de flip oba lɛk jimnast, te i stɔp na wan grɔn we gɛt grɔn.
  Wan Rɔshian kanɔn we de fa fawe kin sɛn wan prɔjɛkt na di say we di flag pol de. Wan gyal gɔna we gɛt layt brawn breyd krɔs insɛf wit tu finga dɛn ɛn wispa insay Jaman:
  - Mek wi gɛt gud lak!
  Di flag fɔ di Eshian kɔlishin gɛt brayt yɔlɔ wit wan rɛd sɛklɔ na di midul. Dis de nia Japan, bɔt dis na di simbul we di kɔlishin pik. Wan smɔl projɛktayl we kɔmɔt na wan kanɔn we gɛt ay prɛsishɔn kin brok di tik tik stik ɛn wan big sheet, we ebul fɔ kɔba di stediɔm flo, fɔdɔm. Wan duzin tank dɛn na Eshia kin kɔba wantɛm wantɛm wit wan blankit we tan lɛk velvet.
  Frɔm di sayd fɔ di Wɛstɛn kɔlishin ɛn di Rɔshian pozishɔn dɛn, wan vɔys de we ɔlman gri wit:
  - Hooray - Ɔray!
  Rili na sɔntin we gɛt fɔ du wit sɔntin. Ɛn pan ɔl we di ɛnimi dɛn bɔku tɛn tɛm, di trɛnk we di Rɔshian spirit gɛt nɔ de shek.
  Dɛn tu Rɔshian fɛtman dɛn ya kin si dɛnsɛf fɔ smɔl tɛm frɔm wan wing to wing. Wan singl ol - klos triangul falcons - difendas of Russia. Savva bin dɔn imajin aw Andru go put in blak strɔng an na in sholda. Dis na rili strɔng man we yu kin abop pan.
  Bɔt na dis tɛm ya i bin tan lɛk se wan tawzin foto blitz dɛn bɔs insay faya wan tɛm. Ɛn di man ɛn in wɛf we bin de fɛt dɛn yay bin dak. Dɔn dɛn bin de kɔla di blaknɛs wit bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn, we fiba di wan dɛn we kin apin we dɛn tɔn ɔyl pan wata.
  Andru bin tray fɔ rɔb in yay. In an, we i nɔ bin izi fɔ win di tin dɛn we i bin de agens, bin tan lɛk se i de rak wata.
  As if Savva in vɔys dɔn muf frɔm fa:
  - Wi don dai?
  Di blak kapten ansa lawd wan se:
  - Nɔ! Wi de alayv.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, dis tik tik filin we de stika nɔ de igen, ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn de na say we dɛn de fɔdɔm fri wan. I bin ivin fil layt fɔ sɔm tɛm, lɛk se i nɔ gɛt wet.
  Savva ivin wispa smɔl we i vɛks, wit vɔys we de siŋ-sɔng:
  I tan lɛk se di wɔl dɔn lɔs ɛn nɔ gɛt op, .
  Ɛn di nayt in rod fɔ go na di sta dɛn dɔn blok...
  Insay dɛn bɛnd dɛn ya we gɛt ɔbit dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd, .
  Nɔto destined - fet na fɔ drawn!
  Ɛn afta dat, i kray, i land wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan shap ston dɛn we de na mawnten. Di daknɛs, we miks wit layt spat ɛn wef, bin de skata.
  Di May midde layt de mek mi yay at smɔl. Savva fain insɛf pan ɔl 4 ɛn jomp ɔp wantɛm wantɛm.
  Andru bin bɛn in leg dɛn we i bin de jomp ɛn land wit sɛns. In fes, wit in man chin ɛn ay, brayt fɔɛd, bin kip wan kol fes. I bin ivin smayl to in patna:
  - Yu si! Da layt de de, ɛn as a dɔn de tink fɔ lɔng tɛm, dis nɔto ɛvin!
  Savva, we bin de shek shek, bin tek sɔm step dɛn we i nɔ bin shɔ. We i land, i bin de fil pen fɔ brus in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn chɛr in ni. Bɔt di titi, wit di ɔspitul tray we i kin tray fɔ du, drɛb di martyr in fes frɔm in fes ɛn pɔynt in finga bifo am, ɛn ala se:
  -Eh!
  Andrey bin luk usay Savva bin de pɔynt. Wan il we bin dɔn pwɛl bin de bifo dɛn. Ɛn pan in krak krak tɔp, wan bɔl bin de rɛst. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, na wan sfɛrikal, af lid, af platina kɔlɔ divays, wit shap bich pan tap ɛn wan duzin tin tɛntakl dɛn we ivin spɛshal along di ed dɛn fɔ dis tin we go apin tumara bambay.
  Di titi wispa, i kɔnfyus;
  - Dis na Nyutɔn in Bayom! Ɛn aw i bin ebul fɔ du dis?
  Andru luk gud wan, pres in ed insay in sholda, ɛn snɛf. Di briz bin de smɛl ɔzoyn ɛn taya dɛn we bin dɔn bɔn. We di kapten bin de luk rawnd wit wɔri, i tɔk wit vɔys we nɔ izi fɔ yɛri se:
  - Na ya wi kin rɔn insay wan ambush!
  Savva tek wan stɛp to di bɔl wit kɔnfidɛns ɛn, we i nɔ put in vɔys dɔŋ, i se:
  - Nɔ! A no usay wi de! Dis na di anomali zon we di spɛshal ship bin fɔdɔm. Na wan ɔndrɛd mayl nɔmɔ i de na di nɔt usay wi bin fɛt!
  Di kapten shrug in sholda bak ɛn, we i kɔntinyu fɔ mek i tan lɛk se in vɔys kol, i se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ liv na di anomal zon fɔ pas wan minit. Ivin rɔbɔt dɛn bin brok, ɛn dɛn bin de brok brok ɛn tɔn to rɔst!
  Savva, pan ɔl we dis nɔ bin izi fɔ am, i bin gɛt maynd fɔ ala se:
  -Ɛn wi go sev!
  Ɛn i rɔn go na di il. In dɔti, rawnd il dɛn, we bin skrach frɔm di fɔl, bin de flash kwik kwik wan along di rij we nɔ ivin ɛn we gɛt rɔk.
  Andru bin sɔprayz. Yu nɔ tink se i kin at fɔ lɛ i waka barefut pan shap ston dɛn? Jɛnɛral wan, di we aw Koltsova bin de biev bin tan lɛk se i strenj to bɔku pipul dɛn we i nɔ bin de pe atɛnshɔn to di yunifom we i bin de yuz fɔ flay ɛn i bin de fɛt wit klos we i nɔ wɛr klos. Ɛn if sɔnsay na Mɛsopotemia ɔ Afrika, i kin fayn fɔ wɛr jɔs wan kamoflaj T-shirt, bɔt na di Yural insay di spring i stil kol.
  Di titi kam frɔm di bɔda we de na di sawt. Di Rɔshian ɛn Yuropian sojaman dɛn bin fɛt na Siria ɛn Irak, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ kɔntrol di tin dɛn we di Eshian kɔlishin bin de du. Pantap dat, pat pan di Islamik sojaman dɛn bin de na di sayd we Rɔshia bin de, ɛn pat pan Eshia.
  Ivin wan klia frɔnt layn nɔ bin de na di sawt. Insay Afrika in jɔnal, ivin na di sem kɔntri, difrɛn trayb dɛn bin de fɛt wit dɛnsɛf. Pantap dat, rilijɔn nɔ bin rili impɔtant. Bɔku Kristian dɛn, ɛn pegan dɛn bak, bin fala di pipul dɛn na Eshia, ɔnda wɔd dɛn we dɛn se na lɛft-wing. Afrika don rili bi laik di sing fo di katun abaut Aibolit.
  Bɔt i go mɔs bi se i at fɔ rɔn barefut na di dɛzat pas fɔ rɔn na mawnten slop. Ɛn Savva, dis savayj wit masta digri, kandidet fɔ bayolojikal sayɛns, nɔ bin no pen ɔ fred.
  Andru rɔsh afta am, ɛn tray fɔ kech di dɛbul. Di spɛshal ship bin tɔn to fa fawe pas aw i bin tan lɛk fɔs.
  Di titi bin de breyd in ia, bɔt naw in ia stayl dɔn fɔdɔm, ɛn di gold tren bin de flay lɛk tɔch we de bɔn na di briz.
  I nɔ ɛva bi se in galfrɛn bin tan lɛk se i fayn so to di blak kapten.
  Pan ɔl we Andru nɔto wik atlet, i bin jɔs ebul fɔ lɔk di distans wit big prɔblɛm, bɔt i nɔ ɛva kech am, pan ɔl we i bin stɔp ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i brok in nos (Bay di we, nɔto Afrikan atɔl, bɔt wit smɔl hump and slightly upturned, albeit so black , like the whole body.) Ɛn Savva in bare, chɔklɛt kɔlɔ leg dɛn bin de flash, ɔlmost rayt nia di blak jentlman in ed ɛn... di titi waka na di wɔl, lɛk se na jɔs a ɔlogram we dɛn kɔl.
  Andru bin vɛks we i dɔn pas am, so i jomp afta am. Careless, bɔt i rili chivalrous.
  Di lid surface bin fil lɛk wam si wata, dɔn i flay krɔs di flo, bɛr in fes na Savva in bare fut. Mekanik wan Andru kis in ankles, bɔt di titi vɛks ɛn kik am, ɛn ala se:
  - Luk di intrestin tin dem ya!
  Pan ɔl we Ognev bin want fɔ se natin nɔ de we intrestin pas dis we da kayn fayn fayn pɔsin de de nia yu, bɔt we i gɛt il na in nos, i jomp ɔp kwik kwik wan. Ɛn a nɔ bin disapɔynt.
  Animal dɛn we dɛn dɔn stuf ɛn insɛkt dɛn bin de hang na di wɔl dɛn. Pantap dat, lɛk di wan dɛn we nɔ bin de ɛn we nɔ bin ebul fɔ de na ɔda kɔntri. Ɛn karɔt dɛn we gɛt dɔzɛn krab klos, ɛn wan kaktus we gɛt frog leg ɛn kɔk kɔk, ɛn kɔkrɔs we gɛt fɛda wit krokodail dɛn mɔt we gɛt tɔng we gɛt stik we pɔsin kin pul kɔmɔt. If, fɔ tru, dɛn kin kɔmpia sɔntin lɛk dis to prins we dɛn dɔn bek.
  Andru bin jomp op wit sɔprayz ɛn ala lawd wan se:
  - Gritin, brɔda dɛn we gɛt rizin!
  Na bin silence in response... Savva kwik kwik wan ɛn rayshɔnal wan rimark:
  - Wi nɔ fɔ ala, i bɛtɛ fɔ inspɛkt di spɛshal ship.
  Di spɛshal ship bin tɔn to big wan insay pas aw i bin tan lɛk frɔm do. Di kɔridɔ dɛn bin smɔl ɛn afta dat dɛn bin big. Di domɔt dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn bin opin as pipul dɛn de kam nia dɛn. Ɛn bɔku tin bin de we nɔ bin kam akɔdin de.
  Difrɛn kayn animal dɛn we dɛn dɔn stuf, statu dɛn, ɛn ɔlogram dɛn. Ɛn bak pikchɔ dɛn: we de muv, insay ɔyl, ɛn wit sayba mosayk. Di ɔlogram dɛn bin rili sho wan rial fim wit kɔlɔ. Ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn kin si fɛt-fɛt, ɛn difrɛn kayn pikchɔ dɛn we gɛt pis, we rili fayn.
  Andrei bin notis wit sɔprayz se:
  - Strenj. I tan lɛk wan myuziɔm we de flay.
  Savva bin agens am kwik kwik wan:
  - Ɔltin na wi wɔl na ɔl tu miusiɔm ɛn landfill! Mek wi beta luk...
  - Wɛpɔn! - Di blak kapten bin blurt aut. Ɛn i ad am kwik kwik wan. - Wi fɔ ɛp wi Mama Land fɔ win di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ.
  Savva es in yay ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛp wi fɔ sev sivilizayshɔn! Mɔtalman de pan denja!
  Dɛn bin yɛri wan lɔw, dip dip bas we nɔ kɔmɔn fɔ ansa:
  - I tan lɛk se una nativ pipul want fɔ gɛt sɔntin frɔm wi?
  Di titi stret in an dɛn fɔ go bifo ɛn wispa fɔ beg se:
  - Nɔto wi! Wi de tɔk bɔt di tin we go apin to ɔl mɔtalman. Di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ disayd - wetin go win: wan barbaric, kruk we ɔ umanizm ɛn sivilizayshɔn?
  Di bas chenj to wan tin soprano, ɛn wan tɔyn we nɔ biliv:
  - O rili? Afta ɔl, na mɔtalman in nature fɔ mek mistek, ivin bɔt wetin pɔsin want fɔ du. - Ɔrɛnj briz pas na di ays ɛn di vɔys, we de bi af ɔktav smɔl, kɔntinyu. - As ɔltɛm, di ɔvawɛl masta sabi bukman dɛn na di yunivas gɛt di abit fɔ prɛzɛnt dɛnsɛf, fɔ put am na yu langwej, as ayli yuman, ɛn di ɛnimi as jɔs wan inkarnɛshɔn fɔ ɛl.
  Savva, we nɔ bin stɔp fɔ drɔm in fut wit fred pan di kɔtin we dɛn mek wit mɛtal we i nɔ no, i bin de mɔna:
  - Luk fɔ yusɛf! Luk di barbaric we dɛn de yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ agens wi!
  Di vɔys wam smɔl ɛn di briz bigin fɔ tan lɛk se i saf:
  - Yɛs, yu ɛnimi kruk, bɔt yu nɔto enjɛl sɛf. Fɔ dɔn, nɔto matematiks go disayd uswan pan una go gɛt pawa na di Wɔl!
  Na ya Andru dɔn ɔlrɛdi es in vɔys:
  - Dɔn udat?
  Bɔt instead fɔ ansa, di flo we bin de ɔnda dɛn bin shek, ɛn di titi ɛn di blak man mit di siling wit dɛn fes. Dɔn ɔltin chenj wan tɛm. Dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na di midul pat na wan big siti we bin dɔn pwɛl bad bad wan. Di gɔn dɛn bin de ala lawd wan we de mek pɔsin yɛri. Big big shel dɛn bin bɔn ɛn bɔm dɛn bin fɔdɔm. Grup dɛn we gɛt Rɔshian ɛn Yuropian sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo. Di yɔlɔ ɛn brawn sojaman dɛn na di Eshian Yuniɔn, we bin de sɔfa fɔ lɔs, bin tɔn bak, ɛn kɔba di rod wit mawnten dɛn we gɛt bɔdi dɛn. Savva tek wan step ɛn step pan wan wata we gɛt blɔd.
  Nɔ, dis, fɔ tru, nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔnfyus di wɔriɔ we bin dɔn go tru faya, wata ɛn kɔpa paip (di las wan to di smɔl wan so fa!). Bɔt mi sol bin de fil bad. Bɔt Andru bin shek, i trowe ston wit in raytan pan di yɔlɔ fes fɔ di sojaman we gɛt smɔl yay we es in mashin gɔn ɔp, ɛn i fɔdɔm. Di kapten bin ala se:
  - Dis na Beijing! Wi guys dem de win!
  Fɔ tru, wan kruk sayn we gɛt di sem kayn ayroglif bin de bɔn wit blu faya. Fɔ sɔm rizin, Savva nɔ bin gɛt gladi-at. Pan ɔl we i bin dɔn si pikchɔ dɛn frɔm Pekin ɛn bildin dɛn we gɛt kwaliti dɛn na di Chayna kapital na di Intanɛt.
  Bɔt na ya i rili bad. Uman dɛn de bɔn, pikin dɛn de kray. Ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn. Di wan dɛn we dɔn day bin rili blok ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia dɛn, ɛn dɛn nɔmba bin de bɔku. Di titi nɔ bin ɛva si di dayman dɛn we dɔn gɛda bɔku bɔku wan.
  Andru bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi pik di mashin gɔn we sɔmbɔdi bin dɔn drɔp ɛn opin faya fɔ kil. Na sojaman we dɛn bɔn wit. Na in papa in sayd frɔm di Zulu trayb, na in mama in sayd: granpa, tu tɛm hiro fɔ di USSR, granpa bin fɛt na Vietnam ɛn Afganistan, papa na Siria, Donbass ɛn Chechnya.
  I bin de flash tru Savva in ed:
  Ɛnibɔdi we na mɔtalman, dɛn bɔn am as wɔman, .
  So i apin - di gɔrila tek di ston!
  We yu ɛnimi dɛn na legiɔn, .
  Ɛn wan wam faya de bɔn na mi at!
  Ɛn di titi insɛf bin pik di mashin gɔn. Strɔng an dɛn kin abit fɔ layt pan di handel. Brayt mach dɛn bin de sawnd na mi ed: pwɛl, sav yu Gret Mama Land.
  Bɔt wan wik swɛt we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, mek di titi friz. Na di rayt say, dɛn bin de yɛri klia wan aw pikin dɛn de kray ɛn dɛn de ala. Savva tɔn, ɛn in igl yay, tru di smok we bin de kɔba ɔltin, si smɔl smɔl yɔlɔ figa dɛn. Pikin dɛn we gɛt yɔlɔ ɛn smɔl yay bin de kray ɛn tray fɔ kɔmɔt na di os we bin de bɔn. Bɔt dɛn bin blok dɛn rod bikɔs wan tik dɛn we dɛn sok wit rɛsin bin blok. Ɛn biɛn di man dɛn, wan faya we de it bif bin de skata.
  I bin tan lɛk se di dragɔn we de blo faya bin rili want fɔ mek sakrifays to Gɛɛna...
  Savva in trɛnk bin pas in trɛnk fɔ bia dis kayn tin. Di titi rɔsh go nia di faya. Wi nid fɔ sev di smɔl wan dɛn: if dɛn na Rɔshian ɔ Chaynish, i nɔ impɔtant!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, wan wata we dɛn kɔl napalm bin blok di rod fɔ di fɛtman we nɔ wɛr fut.
  Wit wan wayl kray:
  - Masta sev mi!
  I trowe insɛf na di faya. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn chuk wan ɔndrɛd ɔt pin dɛn na di fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn di faya bin bɔn di ni dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ fɛt. Tɛnda ɔliv skin bin kɔba wit bad bad pepul blista dɛn. Aw i bin de mek Savva fil pen. Wan wayl kray bin bɔs frɔm mi lɔng. A bin want fɔ tɔn bak ɛn jomp kɔmɔt na di faya we de na di ɔndawɔl.
  Bɔt di titi fil: i nɔ bin ebul fɔ shem fɔ ivin wan sɛkɔn. Pikin dɛn kin day. Ɛn i nɔ mata udat dɛn bi. Dostoevsky se: ɔl di trɔs dɛm na di wɔl nɔ fit fɔ wan kray wata we pikin shed. Pen frɔm di il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin te to di bak pat na di ed, lɛk bɔku bɔku ɔs dɛn, we de nak di nɛv ɛnd dɛn wit dɛn stɛl prikly fut.
  In wɔndaful gold ia dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech faya, ɛn di faya de tray fɔ lik in fes lɛk se i de it. I nɔ go ɛva ebul fɔ bi in fɔs, fayn sɛf. Na ya wan pepul ɔlsa de we de skata akɔdin to in tɛnda, velvet chɛk.
  Savva de jomp wit desperately, no mata aw fa i tan lɛk to di gol. Wan miks smok ɛn bɔn briz de rɔsh insay yu lɔng. Di T-shirt we gɛt spat pan yu dɔn bɔn, ɛn yu, lɛk Jeanne D,rk, de na faya we de mek yu fil pen. Jɔs smɔl mɔ, jɔs smɔl mɔ. Oh mi God, in bodi na komplit leper"s ulcer.
  Di wɔl we faya de ambɔg, ɛn Savva jomp kɔmɔt na di kol ples. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɔn, in wɔndaful bɔdi tan lɛk wund we de kɔntinyu, ɛn i tan lɛk se in fut we dɔn bɔn de waka pan di shap shap dagɔ dɛn. Wan blok de bifo. Ɛn yu nid fɔ jomp insay di faya we de ala ɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at bak.
  Ɛn di titi fil se in trɛnk ɛn maynd de dɔn. I kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ no natin bikɔs i kin shɔk we i de fil pen. Bɔt tru di daknɛs pɔsin kin si wan titi de strɛch in smɔl an dɛn ɛn jomp kɔmɔt nia di faya wit wan swɛt, ɛn wan bɔbɔ we in ia kɔt bold, ɛn wan rili smɔl wan we nɔ dɔn lan fɔ waka.
  Afta i dɔn gɛda di las trɛnk, Savva jomp vɛks ɛn wan sɛns fɔ jɔstis gi am di maynd fɔ win di pen we i nɔ go ebul fɔ bia. Lɔg ɛn bim dɛn we de bɔn kin flay go na di sayd dɛn. Jɔs smɔl mɔ tray. Di titi we dɔn pwɛl in an dɛn we dɔn bɔn, ol di gret we gɛt rɛd ɔt. Di pen tan lɛk wan ɔndrɛd tan we de bit ram we de fɔdɔm pan in ed, in chɛst, in wan ol bɔdi te to di las sɛl. Di gret nɔ de kɔmɔt ɛn afta dat Savva grap am wit in tit. Wan kin mek pɔsin kray bikɔs ɔf dis kayn sɔfa, di las wan pan di bɔdi fayn fayn tin dɛn we di faya nɔ tɔch, kin krɔs ɛn krɔs. Bɔt fɔ dɔn, di Masta bin blɛs di tray we dɛn tray, di gret, we bin rɛd bikɔs ɔf di wam, bin flay kɔmɔt na di siment bays;
  Wan titi we dɛn kɔt in tit, we in tit brok ɛn bɔs bikɔs di wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam wam. Na di las trɛd fɔ kɔnshɛns, di skin we dɛn kɔt kɔt kin fil lɛk pikin we dɛn dɔn fri, we de jomp oba di charred leg dɛn fɔ di hiroin we dɔn fɔdɔm.
  Savva wek... I tinap wit Andrei na di ay ay pik we gɛt sno. Wan vɔys we tan lɛk tɛnda, we tan lɛk kwaya we gɛt wan tawzin ay enjɛl dɛn vɔys, bin anawns se:
  - Yu pas di tɛst! Pis go de na di wɔl! Rɔshia go bi di mama fɔ ɔl di pipul dɛn na di Wɔl!
  Di blak yɔŋ man ɛn di blant man we bin dɔn ivin slim ɛn fayn, bin si gadin dɛn we de blo, krata dɛn we dɔn gro bifo wi yay, ɛn sojaman dɛn we de trowe wɛpɔn dɛn dɔŋ ɛn ɔg. Di tɛm we pipul dɛn bin et ɛn wɔ bin dɔn sote go.
  Ɛn i bin de sawnd oba di wan ol planɛt;
  Rɔshia ɛn Chaina gɛt wanwɔd sote go, .
  Islam, Kristianiti: witout malis, padi dɛm!
  Lɛ wi gi glori to di Masta we de ɔp pas ɔlman in nem-
  Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl - Famili!
  
  PITA DI TƆD - DI GREAT TSAR
  Pita di Tɔd bin ebul fɔ mek di fambul rifɔma jenɛral jɔyn in tim ɛn aksept di rank fɔ bi fil mashal. Nikolai Papin bin bi Minista fɔ Difɛns ɛn i bin du bɔku rifɔm dɛn. Dis man we strɔng ɛn we gɛt pawa bin ɛp Pita di Tɔd fɔ no ɛn stɔp di plan we di Ɔlɔv brɔda dɛn bin de plan fɔ du. Dɛn bin ɛng ɔl di fayv pipul dɛn we bin plan fɔ du di bad tin. Katrin bin dayvɔs bikɔs i bin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin ɛn dɛn bin kɛr am go na wan monasti.
  Pita di Tɔd bin mek in pawa strɔng ɛn dɛn bin gi am krawn. Ɛn we i kam na pawa, chenj dɛn we pɔsin kin si bin kam na Rɔshia. Fɔ tru, Pita di Tɔd, lɛk in granpa, bin tɔk bɔt di men tin dɛn we dɛn fɔ chenj. Ɛn apat frɔm dat, chenj dɛn bin afɛkt di fɔrin polisi.
  Wan pɔsin we bin de sɔpɔt wan agrimɛnt wit Frɛdrik di Sɛkɔn, Pita bin tɛl Rumyantsev, togɛda wit di Jamani dɛn, fɔ win di Ɔstrian dɛn. Afta dat, Jamani pas fɔ gi bak di land dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn lɔs bifo.
  Bɔt Rɔshia bin gɛt kɔntrol bak pan di strit frɔm Denmak, ɛn dɛn bin sheb am wit di Prɔshian dɛn. Bɔt Pita bin sho se i sabi du tin ɛn i tek ɔlmost ɔl di tin dɛn we dis stet gɛt, ɛn i lɛf in "favrit" Frɛdrik jɔs wan pat we de sho di krawn in prɔpati dɛn. Wi fɔ se di pawa we Papin bin gɛt bin bɛnifit Pita di Gret in granpikin.
  Wan pan di tin dɛn we Pita di Tɔd bin tink bɔt na fɔ sheb Polan bitwin Rɔshia ɛn Prɔshia. Insay 1965, wɔ bin bigin wit di Polish-Lithuanian Kɔmɔnwelt. Di sɛnsman we nem Alɛgzanda Suvorɔv bin kɔmɔt insay de kwik kwik wan. Pita di Tɔd bin tɔn to smat ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek di fɔs Rɔshian land dɛn kam insay in ɛmpaya, ɛn di Prɔshian dɛn bin no di etnik pat na Polan.
  Jɔs lɛk aw i bin de na rial istri, Rɔshia bin gɛt fɔ fɛt di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya. Di fɛt fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn bin ivin tɔn to mɔ sakrifays. Di rifɔm dɛn we Papin bin mek, di talɛnt we Rumyantsev bin gɛt, ɛn di Suvorov we bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan bin afɛkt. Di Tsar bin lɛk di rɛstlɛs Alɛgzanda Vasilievich, Pita di Tɔd insɛf bin rili fus ɛn i bin de na in fut ɔltɛm. So dɛn bin de togɛda fayn fayn wan.
  Insay di kɔntri, Emparɔ Pita bin du bɔku chenj dɛn. Dɛn bin tek ɛstate frɔm pipul dɛn we nɔ bin tek tɛm wit di land fɔ mek dɛn yuz di stet trɔs, ɛn dɛn bin put bɔku lɔ dɛn fɔ stɔp kɔvɛ ɛn fɔ sɛl pipul dɛn we de wok na fam. Bɔt fɔ naw, Tsa Pita nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ rili sɛlibret slev wok.
  Apat frɔm dat, di rifɔm dɛn we dɛn bin mek na di chɔch dɛn bin mek di Ɔtodɔks Sinɔd nɔ gri wit am bad bad wan. Di kiŋ we bin de agyu se di Baybul nɔ gri fɔ wɔship ɛn sav ɛni ɔda pɔsin pas Gɔd, i bin pul di wɔship we dɛn bin de wɔship to oli pipul dɛn.
  Sɔntin bin de pan Lutheranism insay dis - di strɛch wit relik ɛn aykɔn dɛn.
  Pre to di Masta Gɔd nɔmɔ, wɔship am nɔmɔ!
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri fɔ du dat. Na sɔm say dɛn, ivin prist dɛn bin de mek pipul dɛn tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Bɔt di rifɔm bin pas, ɛn na Krays ɛn di Vɛjin Meri in pikchɔ dɛn nɔmɔ bin lɛf na chɔch ɛn ples dɛn we pipul dɛn kin wɔship.
  Bɔku pan di pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ lisin to di kiŋ. Apat frɔm dat, Pita di Tɔd bin gɛt nem as rula we bisin bɔt ɔda pipul dɛn. Di tin we bin rili siriɔs na we dɛn bin tek ɔl di land dɛn frɔm monasti ɛn chɔch dɛn.
  Afta we dɛn win Tɛki, di kiŋ in pawa bin go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ. Pɛt di Tɔd bin dɔn disayd fɔ pul di slev wok. Dis kayn tin we dɛn disayd nɔ bin ebul fɔ du pas fɔ mek bad bad tin apin na di stet. Di wan dɛn we gɛt land bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, bɔt di chenj we dɛn bin de mek na di industri bin bigin. Tru ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn, di kɔntri bin go bifo shap shap ɛn wit inhibishɔn.
  Di sɛkɔn wɔ wit di Turks bin tɔn to shɔt pas dat ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ Suvorov bin win kwik kwik wan. Pantap dat, di rivɔlɔshɔn na Frans bin mek Yurop nɔ pe atɛnshɔn to am.
  Pita di Tɔd bin tek advantej pan dis bay we i put in smɔl bɔy pikin, we kɔmɔt na Voronina, we na Kɔnstantin, as di Turkish Sultan na di tron na Kɔnstantinopl.
  So, lɛk se di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin si se i gɛt wanwɔd wit Rɔshia.
  Dɔn di wɔ bin apin na Ijipt. Di lokal sultan nɔ bin want fɔ no se Rɔshia de rul Afrika. Ɛn na ya fɔ di fɔs tɛm di jɛnɛral we Suvorov ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn Bɔnapat bin gɛt bin rɔsh wit dɛnsɛf.
  Bikɔs Pita di Tɔd bin dɔn liv fɔ lɔng tɛm insay dɛn tɛm dɛn de, we na 70 ia, i day. I bin go insay istri ɔnda di nem di Gret Libɔrɔta. We rili gɛt ɔnɔ!
  Sɔntɛm i pas in granpa we gɛt sɛns! Ɛn Emparɔ Pɔl bin sidɔm na di tron. Suvorov, we i bin dɔn win Nɛpɔlyɔn, we bin stil tu yɔŋ ɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, i bin win di nɔt pat na Afrika ɛn ivin Mɔrokɔ.
  Bikɔs insay dis ɔda istri, no Swizaland kampen nɔ bin de we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi we bin ambɔg Suvorov in wɛlbɔdi, di fambul we sabi du fil mashɛl bin liv lɔng.
  Nɛpɔlyɔn nɔ bin bi Emparɔ na Frans, bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ mek pipul dɛn sabi am as kɔmanda ɛn dɛn bin bit am pas wan tɛm. Afta di dairektrɔ bin fɔdɔm, Luis di Ettin bin gɛt pawa. Rifɔmeshɔn bin de, dat min se dɛn bin mek di kiŋdɔm bak.
  Pɔl di Fɔs wan stil nɔ bin rɔnawe pan di plan, bɔt dis bin apin fayv ia afta dat. Ɛn in pikin Alɛgzanda bin bi kiŋ. Na dis say di trɔbul bigin. Kɔnstantin na bin titi, ɛn bak, bikɔs na bin di Rɔshian Sultan na di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya, i bin se i gɛt pawa.
  Bɔt Alɛgzanda Suvorov bin stil de alayv ɛn i bin ebul fɔ mek in brɔda in pikin ɛn in ɔnkul gɛt pis. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di intanɛnt ɔtonomi we di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin gɛt bin mek pipul dɛn nɔ gri wit dɛnsɛf.
  Apat frɔm dat, Rɔshia bin gɛt prɔblɛm frɔm Ingland. Di pawa we Briten bin gɛt we bin de gro nɔ bin gladi wit in neba. Ɛn ivin di sɛkɔn big wɔ wit di USA bigin. Sɔntɛm di British dɛn bin de tink se afta Jɔj Washinton day, chaos ɛn shem go apin na Amɛrika. Bɔt di kɔlkyulɛshɔn nɔ bin kam tru.
  Di pipul dɛn na Amɛrika nɔ bin want fɔ go bak ɔnda di Inglish kiŋ. Di wɔ bin las fɔ tɛn ia ɛn i bin gɛt difrɛn difrɛn tin dɛn we dɛn bin ebul fɔ du, ɛn we di tɛm rich, Briten, we bin dɔn taya wit in trɛnk, bin stɔp di fɛt.
  Bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin kol ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt Kanada. Di tin we bin apin to Briten bin wɔs bikɔs di pozishɔn we Rɔshia bin gɛt, we bin ɛp di Amɛrika pipul dɛn.
  Ilɛvin ia mɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wɔ wit blɔd, ɛn Amɛrika bin tek Kanada bak. Briten bin wik, bɔt wan nyu jiyopɔlitikal monsta bin kɔmɔt: di USA.
  Rɔshia bin fɛt wɔ wit Ɔstria ɛn win am, ɛn sɔm pat pan am bin sheb am wit Prɔshia.
  Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo na Kanada. Di kɔntri dɔn bi bɔku bɔku industri. Dɛn bin bil wan pawaful ɛn bɔku bɔku bot dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin land na Ɔstrelia ɛn dɛn bin go na Afrika.
  Afta we Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin day, di branch dɛn bin de fɛt bak fɔ gɛt pawa. Alɛgzanda in brɔda we nem Kɔnstantin bin lɛf di tron, ɛn wan ɔda Kɔnstantin in pikin we nem Andru, bin go na di tron, ɛn i bin chalenj am frɔm Nikolas.
  Fɔmal wan, dɛn bin de kɔl Nikolas tsa, bɔt di tɛm we dɛn bin de rul di krawn, dɛn bin kil di tsa.
  Insay di kɔnfyushɔn we bin kam, na Andru na bin di fɔs pɔsin we ebul fɔ tek di tron, nɔto jɔs lɛk aw lɔ se. Klosap wantɛm wantɛm, di nyu kiŋ bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Iran ɛn i bigin fɔ fɛt India. Briten bin stil de fɛt wɔ na Kanada ɛn dɛn bin si se dɛn tay insɛf. Ɛn di kampen we dɛn bin gɛt na di ist bin mek Andru di Fɔs wan gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn i bin alaw am fɔ bigin in yon branch pan di Romanov kiŋdɔm. Na da sem tɛm de, Rɔshia ɛn di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin dɔn kam togɛda fɔ bi wan stet. Pantap dat, bay we dɛn tek Pashya ɛn India.
  Andru di Fɔs wan bin tek Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn in ples. Ɔnda dis kiŋ, Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ go bifo na Indochaina ɛn Chaina insɛf. Prɔshia bin bi bak di ɛmpaya we bin strɔng pas ɔl, ɛn i bin mek di Jamani land dɛn gɛt wanwɔd ɛn i bin win Frans.
  Bɔt Briten bin sɔpɔt di Frɛnch dɛn ɛn wan wɔ bin bigin fɔ revaŋg. Di British Ɛmpaya bin mek trangayes fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri fɔ tek di gɔvmɛnt. Di wɔ bin drɛg fɔ tu-tri ia.
  Dis tɛm ya, Rɔshia bin win Eshia kpatakpata ɛn i bin rich na Singapɔ. I bin bi di pawa we big pas ɔl, we gɛt pawa pas ɔl na di wɔl, ɛn i bin de muf ɔlsay na Eshia ɛn Afrika.
  Bɔt di sem tɛm, Amɛrika sɛf bin rayz. Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin dɔn di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ Kanada, usay dɛn bin sheb spɛshal pawa wit Rɔshia. Dɔn dɛn bin tek di stet dɛn na Tɛksas ɛn Kalifɔnia frɔm Mɛksiko.
  Amɛrika bin kip wan ripablik gɔvmɛnt, ɛn Rɔshia bin stil bi wan absolyut monaki. Andru di Sɛkɔn bin tek Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn in ples. Di Romanov famili bin kɔntinyu fɔ rul.
  Di wɔ we bin tek lɔng tɛm bitwin Briten ɛn Frans, agens Jamani, bin mek di Jamani dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt di land dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win bifo, inklud Lɔrin, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go bifo mɔ ɛn dɛn bin taya kpatakpata. Bɔt, di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛnsɛf bin blɔd bɔku.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di tsarist Rɔshia bin kɔntinyu fɔ kɔntrol di wɔl ɛn mek i gɛt mɔ pawa.
  Na tru se wan big big animal bin de gro ɔp bifo Amɛrika. Pantap dat, Amɛrika bin tɔn to big pas aw i bin big pas aw i bin de na rial istri pan ɔl we Kanada bin de spɛn bɔku mɔni.
  Bɔt dis nɔ dɔn rich di say dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred yet. Apat frɔm dat, wan sivil wɔ bin bigin na Amɛrika, ɛn dis bin mek bɔku pipul dɛn day ɛn pwɛl dɛn. Pantap dat, difrɛn frɔm rial istri, Jɛnɛral Li bin ebul fɔ push tru di Kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn Kɔngres fɔ di rayt we blak pipul dɛn gɛt fɔ wok na di ami na di sawt stet dɛn: fɔ gɛt fridɔm ɛn sitizinship.
  Ɛn dis bin mek di wɔ de te, ɛn fɔ tru, i bin mek di sakrifays bɔku. Di kɔni Rɔshian diplɔmasi bin gɛt in ɛfɛkt bak, we sho bak se dɛn want fɔ mek di fɛt lɔng. Ɛn na jɔs taktik, di pipul dɛn na di sawt bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays na di fɔs stej fɔ di wɔ ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Washinton ɛn Nyu Yɔk. Filadɛlfia bin bi di nyu kapital siti fɔ di Nɔtan Alɛyshɔn.
  Di sivil wɔ insɛf bin apin leta: 1881 - 1905, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz dainamit ɛn ivin mashin gɔn dɛn insay.
  Insay Rɔshia, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin tek Tsa Andru di Sɛkɔn in ples. Di nyu kiŋ nɔ bin gɛt pis atɔl. Rɔshia bin rɔsh na Afrika wit Frans ɛn Briten, we bin de tray fɔ mek nyu kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Ɛn i bin stɔp fɔ fɛt wit dɛn.
  Wan nyu wɔ bigin fɔ mek dɛn sheb di wɔl bak, we Prɔshia bin de du tin wit Rɔshia trade. Dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt am rayt. Frans, wit di Rɔshian dɛn, bin win insay sɔm wiks. Briten bin sidɔm ovasi, bɔt i lɔs ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we i bin de rul na Afrika, Ɔstrelia, ɛn di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt dɛn yon, ɛn dɛn bin de go bifo, dɛn drɔ wan bɔda nia Paris, ɛn to Pɔt di Kalɛs, ɛn ivin inklud Nɔmandi. Ɛn sɔntin na Afrika sɛf.
  Ɛn Briten bin drɔp to di lɛvul fɔ wan smɔl pawa, Frans ivin bi tributary.
  Bɔt di nɛks wɔ bin apin wit Prɔshia, we Vladimir di Tɔd bin de rul. Bay dis tɛm, dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn lɛk tank, plen, ɛn sabmarin bin dɔn kam.
  Di Prɔshian dɛn bin du sɔntin fɔ mek dɛn gri wit Jepan. Fɔs, di wɔ nɔ bin rili fayn fɔ Rɔshia. Kɔrɔpshɔn we bin de na di tsarist ami, di kɔnsavaytiv we di jenɛral dɛn bin de du, ɛn di aktif ɛp we Amɛrika bin de gi Jepan bin afɛkt. Apat frɔm dat, Swidan ɛn Nɔwe, ɛn Briten ɛn Frans bin de agens Rɔshia.
  Di wɔ bigin insay 1921, ɛn i sɔri fɔ no se na di bad bad de we na Jun 22. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fɛt wɔ na di wɔl. Wetin bin lɛf na Yurop ɛn Eshia bin go agens Rɔshia. Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal bin du dis sem tin bak. Pɔtyugal bin fil se dɛn nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du na Afrika, ɛn di pipul dɛn na Spen bin de drim fɔ mek dɛn gɛt bak di big big ples we dɛn bin de trade insay di Midul Ij.
  Bikɔs na dis say na di Ist Ɛmisfya, nɔto bɔku ples de we nɔ de ɔnda di Rɔshian Tsa in kɔntrol.
  Bay di we, di bɔku bɔku Tsarist Rɔshia we bin bɛtɛ pas ɔlman pan pipul dɛn, wan strɔng ɔtokratik sistɛm, ɛn di wik we di intanɛnt ɔposishɔn bin wik, bin ple wan impɔtant pat pan di wɔ.
  Yɛs, Jaman tank dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok tru frɔm di Neman to di Dnieper insay di fɔs tu mɔnt, ɛn dɛn bin kam nia Riga, ɛn na di sawt, dɛn bin drɛb di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn kɔmɔt na Ɔŋgaria. Ɛn di gɔd dɛn bin gi di Land of the Rising Sun di chans fɔ win di Rɔshian bot dɛn. Bɔt bak, fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Jɛnɛral dɛn we nɔ sabi du di wok kin lɔs wɔ afta wɔ. Bɔt wan nyu shift bin de gro. Ɛn di tsar, dɔn, i bin mek di fɛt agens kɔrɔpshɔn mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn ɔganayz mɔ ɔ smɔl tin dɛn we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ bia wit. Ɛn pipul dɛn we de wok: Dɛn bin put di Chaina, Indian, Arab divishɔn dɛn insay akshɔn. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ krɔs di Dnieper, ɛn ɔlrɛdi insay di kol sizin, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt.
  Wi fɔ no se Swidan ɛn Nɔwe nɔto rili strɔng ɛnimi dɛn bin tek Stɔkhɔlm insay Mach 1922. Ɛn Oslo bin fɔdɔm insay Me. Bay Jun 1922, di tsarist sojaman dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek di tin dɛn we bin de bifo di wɔ kam bak, ɛn dɛn bin push di Prɔshian dɛn bak to di say we dɛn bin de fɔs.
  Frans, we si dis kayn tin we de apin, i bin rɔnawe kwik kwik wan pan di wɔ. Fɔ ansa dis, di Prɔshian Kiŋ Wiliam bin tek Paris ɛn di say dɛn we de na di sawt. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo. Insay Sɛptɛmba dɛn bin go na di Vistula. Di fɛt fɔ Is Prɔshia bin bigin. Koenigsberg bin fɔdɔm insay Disɛmba... Ɛn dɛn fri Vienna fɔ di nyu ia.
  I nɔ bin izi fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn, we dɛn bot dɛn bin pwɛl bad bad wan ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin dɛn bin want fɔ du.
  Di ia 1923 bigin wit wan big atak we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin fɛt na Polan ɛn insay tri mɔnt, dɛn bin ebul fɔ go na di Ɔda ɛn di Alps dɛn we de na di sawt. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt chans fɔ ol nia Bɛlin, bɔt di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt Bayern insay Epril. Di sojaman dɛn bin go bifo smɔl smɔl bɔt fɔ tru, we di sɔmda dɔn, di Rɔshian dɛn bin rich na di Rayn. Insay ɔtom, dɛn bin tek di Ruhr eria bak frɔm di Jamani dɛn, ɛn insay Disɛmba, afta dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bad bad wan, dɛn bin rawnd Bɛlin.
  Jamani nɔ bin gɛt chans igen fɔ win di wɔ. Dɛn bin fɛt ɔda siks mɔnt insay 1924 na di kɔntinɛnt, te dɛn win Spen, Pɔtyugal, Jamani, we di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn tek bifo: Ɔland ɛn Bɛljiɔm.
  Na wan Briten nɔmɔ bin lɛf, ɛn Jepan bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs Ɔkinawa ɛn Ɔkaido.
  Churchill bin de bifo fɔ difend di mɛtropɔlis. Bɔt di British dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chans.
  Na tru se dɛn bin win di ɔtom landin.
  Di ia 1925 bin kam. Wanwɔd nɔ bin de na Amɛrika bɔt wetin fɔ du. Alaw fɔ dɔn Briten ɛn Jepan. Ɔ wi fɔ go insay wan wɔ we nɔ izi fɔ wisɛf?
  Kɔmɔn sɛns bin se, pan ɔl we di industri dɔn divɛlɔp, Amɛrika nɔ go gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn. Bɔt fɔ lɛf yu wan wit Rɔshian bea kin rili mek yu fred.
  Insay Jun, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin land na Briten fayn fayn wan, ɛn Lɔndɔn bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst dɛn bin dɔn am wit Jepan.
  Na so wan ɔda wɔ bin dɔn.
  Rɔshia bin tek kɔntrol pan ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di Ist Ɛmisfya. Na da sem tɛm de, di ɛmpaya insɛf bin kɔntinyu fɔ bi ɔtokratik ɛn wanwɔd. Ɔ i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn gɛt wanwɔd. Yuropian prɔpati dɛn bin gɛt sɔm ɛksternal atribyut dɛn fɔ ɔtonomi. Bɔt stil, kiŋ in pawa bin de rul ɔlsay. Ilɛksɛf na di Kiŋdɔm na Polan, ɔ di Kiŋdɔm na Swidan we Tsar Vladimir de bifo.
  Na Mach 5, 1933, Tsa Vladimir di Gret bin day, ɛn in bɔy pikin we nem Kiril bin bi di nyu tsa. Bɔt di tɛm we di nyu kiŋ bin de rul bin shɔt, jɔs lɛk wan ɔndrɛd dez. Ɛn Alɛgzanda di Fɔs we ol fayvtin ia bin si insɛf na di tron. Ɛn afta fifti dez, i bin gɛt aksidɛnt. Nikolas II bin gɛt di tron we i ol tɛn ia nɔmɔ. Fo empara de insay wan ia... Wɛl, wetin kin apin!
  Na smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ, na tru, ɛn nɔto ɔl kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl!
  Pan ɔl we fɔ tru, bɔku pipul dɛn bin mɛmba se Nikolas di Fɔs bin rul fɔ shɔt tɛm nɔmɔ ɛn i day bikɔs ɔf fɛt-fɛt.
  Bɔt di tɛm we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bigin fɔ rul, i bin rili fayn. Tu ia afta dat, dɛn bin sɛn di fɔs atifishal sataylayt insay di istri fɔ planɛt Wɔl, we bin de flay rawnd di planɛt dɛn.
  Ɛn 1937 nɔ bin bi bad tin lɛk aw i bin de insay rial istri. Sins na dis yie na im wan Russian boi bi di fes wan fo flay go spes. Nɔ, nɔto Gagarin, bɔt na Prins Igor Trubetskoy. Yuri Gagarin nɔ bin gɛt ɛni lɔk te naw. Usay yu go go?
  Rɔshia, we na di ɛmpaya we bɔku pas ɔl, kin gi bɔku mɔni fɔ mek di ples big.
  Di nɛks ia, 1938, dɛn bin tɛst di fɔs atɔmik bɔm na Rɔshia.
  Di nyu Tsa Nikolas II bin stil rili yɔŋ, ɛn fɔ tru, i nɔ bin gɛt peshɛnt. Apat frɔm dat, Amɛrika bin stil bi di wangren kɔntri we denja fɔ kɔmpit wit Rɔshia. Nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt di tru tin se sɔntɛm di Amɛrika pipul dɛnsɛf de kam fɔ gɛt atɔmik bɔm.
  Na Mach 1, 1940, bikɔs Tsa Nikolas di Sɛkɔn we dɔn big naw, bin tɛl am fɔ du dat, dɛn bigin fɔ atak Amɛrika. Di fɔmal rizin na di sɔpɔt we di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin gi di Ripɔblikan ɔposishɔn na Rɔshia wit diman fɔ mek dɛn gɛt palɛmint ilɛkshɔn.
  I pɔsibul se di tin we di Yut Nikolas II disayd na bin di tin we mek sɛns pas ɔl. Afta ɔl, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ alaw pɔsin we go bi ɛnimi fɔ gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn bak.
  Di ɔfens we Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt we dɛn bin de yuz big big tank kɔlɔn dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt fayn ɛn kwik kwik wan. Bɔt afta dat, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin de agens am mɔ ɛn mɔ. Fɔ sɔm mɔnt, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de go bifo pasmak. Bɔt stil di ɛnimi bin de lɔs, ɛn bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ pawa ɛn di kwaliti we di tank dɛn gɛt, i bin dɔn day.
  Bɔt wan fɛt-fɛt bin bigin na Afrika ɛn Chaena. Pantap dat, dɛn bin chenj bɔku bɔku ami dɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Insay 1941, di Amɛrika ami dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin dɛn bin want bak. Bɔku atak dɛn, ɛn afta dat di winta insay 1941-1942 we di Amɛrikan dɛn lɔs klos to ɔl Kanada. Ɛn insay Epril, Toronto ɛn Kyubɛk bin fɔdɔm klos wan tɛm.
  Di wɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin na tradishɔnal Amɛrikan teritɔri. Dɛn bin de chenj di blo dɛn. Bɔt di big Rɔshian bɔksa bin win di Amɛrikan kɔk.
  Filadɛlfia bin fɔdɔm insay Ɔgɔst 1942. Ɛn insay Ɔktoba 1942, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam nia Nyu Yɔk. Dɔn di Amɛrika gɔvmɛnt disayd fɔ yuz nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Bɔt dɛn stil nɔ bin gɛt di smɔl chans fɔ rich na di say we Rɔshian de, so dɛn bin abop pan fɔ atak di sojaman dɛn we bin de atak dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de yuz bɔm na nɛt. Dis disishun na bikɔs di brayt flash de blaynd di sojaman dɛn.
  Di ifɛkt nɔ bin tu impɔtant, smɔl pas wan tawzin pipul dɛn day, twɛnti tawzin pipul dɛn bin blaynd, pan ɔl we bɔku pan dɛn bin blaynd fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt wi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔl dis kayn blo we go mek pɔsin disayd fɔ du sɔntin.
  Pantap dat, Tsarist Rɔshia gɛt bɔku ɔda nyuklia chaj dɛn, so i nɔ bi tru yet se i mek sɛns fɔ opin dis kayn nyuklia rɛshɔn.
  Bɔt usay yu go ebul fɔ go? If bad tin apin, ɔl di muv dɛn kin bad, ɛn smat pɔlitiks pipul dɛn nɔ kin dɔn na bad pozishɔn.
  Insay Disɛmba, Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton bin fɔdɔm, ɛn bifo dat, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin yuz fayv ɔda bɔm dɛn, we nɔ bin rili pawaful ɛn we nɔ bin rili wok fayn pan dizayn. Ɛn di tsarist jenɛral dɛn bin ansa bay we dɛn drɔp twɛnti pan dɛn chaj. Dis na aw di bad bad bɔm bin tɔn to bɔku bɔku wan.
  Di wɔ bin te to Fɛbwari 23, 1943, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ bin trowe atɔmik bɔm.
  Amɛrika bin fri kpatakpata frɔm di domineshɔn fɔ kapital ɛn dɛn bin briŋ am ɔnda di rul fɔ wan ɔtokratik kiŋ.
  Di kiŋ bin gɛt nyu land dɛn ɛn big big glori. Ɛn naw nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens am.
  Insay 1945, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di wɔl bin go na di Mun. Ɛn insay 1947, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Mɛksiko. Di kiŋ disayd se na tɛm fɔ mek dɛn dɔn wan tin we dɛn dɔn kip lɛk bɔku stet dɛn we de na wan planɛt. Ɛn in sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ win ɔltin we dɛn go ebul fɔ win.
  Insay 1949, Ajentina bin bi di las kɔntri we gɛt pawa fɔ jɔyn di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Ɛn pis bin kam na di wan ol wɔl. Insay 1953, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di skay bin put dɛn fut na di wɔl na Mas. 1956 - Venus wit wan man. 1960 - Mɛksiki. 1961 - wan pan di sataylayt dɛn na Mas. 1967 - Man pan Nɛptun, ɛn insay 1968 - pan Satɔn. Insay 1970 - Yuranɔs, ɛn insay 1971 - Pluto.
  Nikolas II bin go insay istri ɔnda di niknem: di pɔsin we dɔn dɔn! Insay 2016, di kiŋ dɔn ol naynti tri ia. Bɔt di sakrifays dɛn we mɛrɛsin na dis wɔl dɔn mek nɔ alaw wi yet fɔ tek di kiŋ as pɔsin we dɔn pwɛl ɛn we wik. I dɔn de na pawa fɔ 83 ia, ɛn dis na wan absolyut rɛkɔd bitwin dɛn rula dɛn we dɛn kin abop pan mɔ ɔ lɛs dɛn rul. Pan ɔl we insay istri, dɛn se, kes dɛn bin de we dɛn bin de rul fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Na di wɔl, tin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fayn. Na tru se prɔblɛm de wit di pipul dɛn we de bɔku, we dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas et bilyɔn. Big big op dɛn gɛt fɔ du wit di we aw di ples go bɔku.
  Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bil bɔku tɔŋ dɛn na di Mun. As i tan lɛk, we di graviti siks tɛm smɔl pas di wan we de na di wɔl, di vɛjitebul ɛn frut dɛn we dɛn plant na grin haus kin rich bɔku bɔku sayz dɛn.
  Dɛn bin bil tɔŋ dɛn na Mas ɛn Venus, ɛn dɛn bin bil faktri dɛn na Mɛksiki. Dis planɛt we de nia di San pas ɔl, rili izi fɔ mek ɛn rɔl mɛtal dɛn. Fɔ dis, dɛn de yuz di san ɛnaji.
  Mɔtalman dɛn de bak we de na di sataylayt dɛn we nem Jupita, Yuranɔs, ɛn Satɔn. Smɔl smɔl, dɛn de divɛlɔp di spes to mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn na insay 2016 di fɔs intastela ɛkspɛdishin to di sta Sirius bin lans frɔm di Mun. Di kiŋ rili op fɔ liv fɔ si dis kayn tin we go mek i gladi lɛk fɔ mek i gɛt kɔntakt wit in brɔda dɛn na in maynd.
  
  
  
  YUNIVƐRSAL NAITMƐR
  Di Spanish dikteta we nem Franco, nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, i bin gri fɔ mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn atak di Inglish fɔt we nem Jibraltar. Fɔ chenj, Spen bin gɛt sɔm British ɛn Frɛnch land dɛn na Afrika.
  Di atak we Mainstein bin de kɔmand bin apin na nɛt frɔm Novɛmba 25, 1940 to Novɛmba 26. As i kam fɔ bi, di British dɛn nɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ dis kayn soja muv ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek dis kayn pawaful fɔt frɔm wan swoop.
  Di we aw i fɔdɔm bin gɛt bɔku chenj dɛn we di wɔ bin de go. Di Wehrmacht bin ebul fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn fɔ di shɔt distans fɔ go na Afrika, ɛn dɛn bin blok di British dɛn fɔ kam insay di Mɛditarenian Si frɔm di Is.
  Di Jaman kɔmand bin sɛn sɔm divishɔn dɛn na di ekwetorial Afrika. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin transfa Rommel in kɔp to Libya, sɔm mɔnt bifo di rial tin.
  Di British dɛnsɛf bin lɛf fɔ fɛt di Italiyan dɛn na Itiopia ɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn pozishɔn strɔng na Ijipt. Bɔt Rommel bin ebul fɔ go bifo dɛn, ɛn bikɔs ɔf wan strayk bifo dɛn, i bin win di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul, ɛn i bin tek Alɛgzandria ɛn Kairo. Di pozishɔn we Briten bin gɛt na Afrika bin kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn rich na di Suez Kanal ɛn dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ na di Midul Is. Apat frɔm dat, chans bin de fɔ muf go na Sudan.
  Na tru se tin nɔ bin de go fayn fɔ di Italiyan dɛn na Gris, bɔt we ɔda sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt Jamani kam, dat bin mek di tin nɔ apin.
  Hitler bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm: atak di USSR ɔ atak Briten? Di sakses we di Wehrmacht bin mek na Afrika bin mek di sɛkɔn disayd - fɔ gi insɛf fri an na di Wɛst. Pan ɔl we di soja pripia we di USSR bin de pripia bin ful di Fuhrer wit fred.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin de strɔng, bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin sidɔm nia ɛni wan pan dɛn. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank dɛn insay 1941 bin bɔku tu tɛm we yu kɔmpia am to 1940, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn bin go ɔp lɛk tu ɛn af tɛm so.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin bɔm ɛn land na Mɔlta. Dɔn Romɛl bin brok di difens dɛn ɔl tu na di Suez Kanal ɛn insay Irak, we bin dɔn tɔn agens di British rul. Di Jamani dɛn bin win Kuwait ɛn di wan ol Midul Is wit rili izi. Stalin bin fala wan we fɔ wet ɛn si. Bɔt Chɔchil bin trangayes fɔ kɔntinyu di wɔ. Di Wehrmacht, we bin dɔn rich na Iran, bin tɔn to di sawt pat na Afrika.
  Di ia 1941 bin de kam dɔn. Di sabmarin we dɛn bin de mek bin bɔku, ɛn Briten bin lɔs di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Di US bin biev pasiv wan. Bɔt Jepan nɔ bin ebul fɔ sidɔm de ɛn i bin atak Pɛru Aba Disɛmba 7. Wan nyu big big wɔ bin bigin na di Pasifik. Ɛn Hitlɛr bin gɛt fɔ lɛf di plan bak fɔ atak di USSR.
  Wi nid fɔ ɛp di Japan pipul dɛn, fɔ kech Iran ɛn India, ɛn bak Sawt Afrika. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na Briten insɛf. Pantap dat, Amɛrikan bɔm dɛn nɔto tɔys. Dɛn kin mek di Third Reich gɛt bɔku prɔblɛm. Ɛn i kin izi fɔ mek dɛn bɔm dɛn frɔm di say dɛn we Briten de.
  So dɛn bin fos di Fuhrer insay 1942 fɔ lɛf di aidia dɛn fɔ atak di Is.
  Risk bin de se Stalin insɛf go opin di frɔnt, bɔt... Yu nid fɔ no Stalin in kɔlchɔ. I rili de kɔntrol insɛf pan fɔrin polisi. Di wɔ wit Finland bin mek di Rɛd Diktatɔ tek tɛm mɔ.
  Wail di USSR de akumulet trɛnk. Di nɔmba fɔ di avieshɔn dɛn we bin de pan Janwari 1, 1942 bin rich tati tu tawzin motoka dɛn, ɛn tank dɛn, pas twɛnti fayv tawzin, ɛn ɔda tri tawzin tanket dɛn. In totɛl, Stalin bin plan fɔ dɔn di rikrutmɛnt fɔ 20 mashin kɔp dɛn, wit wan totɛl nɔmba fɔ tank dɛn we gɛt 32 tawzin motoka dɛn, we 16.5 tawzin pan dɛn na bin di laytst KV dɛn fɔ difrɛn brand ɛn T-34 dɛn. Plɛs, dɛn bin stil de divɛlɔp di T-50 tank dɛn, pan ɔl we di motoka bin tɔn to layt.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de fes di Matilda ɛn sɔm kruza tank dɛn, ɛn we dɛn bin gɛt infɔmeshɔn bak se di British dɛn de mek ebi ebi tank dɛn, dɛnsɛf bigin fɔ mek dɛn yon mastodon dɛn. Fɔs, di "Tiger" wit 88-mm kanɔn, ɛn armoured wit impenetrable 75-mm kanɔn wit lɔng barɛl.
  Infɔmeshɔn bin de bak bɔt aw fɔ bil di Soviet tank dɛn. Di KV-2 tank bin mach na di May Day parede na Rɛd Square, ɛn di tati-fo bin gɛt sɔm data.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, we Speer bin de bifo di Impɛrial Ministri fɔ Am ɛn Amunishɔn, di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du pan tɛknɔlɔji bin go fast fast. Hitler bin want fɔ gɛt di bɛst tank dɛn na di wɔl, ɛn di wan dɛn we ebi pas am. Bɔt te naw, i klia se Jamani nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di USSR. Ɔl tu di nɔmba fɔ di motoka dɛn ɛn di kwaliti we dɛn gɛt. Insay Ɔgɔst 1941, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di KV-3 tank. Di motoka bin tɔn aut fɔ bi kwik kwik wan wit 68 tan, bɔt i bin gɛt 107 mm kanɔn wit wan fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 800 mita pan sɛkɔn. Dis bin gi am advantej oba di "Tiger", we, bay di we, dɛn nɔ bin dɔn put am yet fɔ prodyus.
  Di KV-5 bin tɔn to pawaful mɔ, i bin we 125 tan ɛn i bin gɛt tu kanɔn dɛn. Na tru se dis kayn ebi ebi motoka bin mek bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn to di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn pas aw i bin gɛt fɔ du wit am. Ɛn insay 1942, dɛn bin tek di KV-4 we we we 107 tan fɔ mek dɛn yuz am. Di USSR kin rayt fɔ proud fɔ in tank dɛn we ebi pas ɔl na di wɔl, ɛn bak di wan dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl.
  Bɔt Jamani dɔn divɛlɔp fayn fayn wan pan avieshɔn. Di Yu-188, we dɛn bigin fɔ mek am, i bin mek wan spid we dɛn kin kɔmpia to di fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn. DO-217 tu bin luk decent. Dɛn bin de mek jet ayrakt dɛn bak tranga wan. Bikɔs na Briten na bin di men pipul dɛn we dɛn bin de atak, dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn mɔ to jet bɔm dɛn pas aw dɛn bin de pe atɛnshɔn to rial istri.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz slev wok tranga wan. Dɛn bin de kɛr bɔku bɔku blak pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na Afrika. Blak wokman dɛn bin de obe, dɛn nɔ bin de taya, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin sabi du dɛn wok. Dɛn bin de yuz dɛn fɔ du ɔgzilari wok.
  Bɔt we di Jamani dɛn bin de kɔntrol Yurop, dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt inof kwalifay wokman dɛn.
  Speer bin ivin ebul fɔ mek Hitlɛr nɔ du wan program fɔ kil di Ju pipul dɛn, bɔt fɔ yuz dɛn fɔ mek plen ɛn ikwipmɛnt dɛn.
  Di bet na fɔ atak Briten wit plen ɛn wan big big wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wit sabmarin.
  Bɔt we Amɛrika kam insay di kɔnflikt bin ad ed pen to di Krauts ɛn fos dɛn fɔ inkrisayz di nɔmba fɔ di wulf pak dɛn bad bad wan.
  Dɛn bin fos Jamani fɔ mek dɛn mek bɔm bɔm ɛn stratejik plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ple ple. Fɔs, Yu-288 ɛn Yu-488 - wit 4 injin. Bɔt dɛn divɛlɔpmɛnt ɛn fɔ dɔn dɛn bin tek tɛm. Di ME-109 modifyeshɔn "F" bin jɔs bi wan fayn ɔpɔnɛnt fɔ British motoka dɛn. Bɔt di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di ME-209 nɔ bin wok, jɔs lɛk aw di ME-210 bin du.
  Di XE-177 daiv bɔm sɛf nɔ bin wok. Bɔt Speer bin win bak wit nɔmba dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di Focke-Wulf bin bi di pawaful fɛtman we i kam pan wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn i bin kɔmpɛns sɔm pan di wikɛd tin dɛn we di ME-109 bin gɛt. Ɛn di Jaman dɛn flayt skul bin tɔn to bɛtɛ pas di Inglish, ɛn ivin mɔ di Amɛrikin. Insay Me 1942, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Sawt Afrika. Ɛn wan Amɛrikan skwadron bin kam na Madagaska. Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin lɔs di fɛt na Midway: di kapten we bin de na di tɔd rank, we bin ple wan impɔtant pat pan dis fɛt, bin dɔn, i sɔri fɔ no se, na Madagaska. USA bin want fɔ mentɛn wan bays na Afrika ɛn nɔ mek di Nazi dɛn rilaks. Bɔt dis bin mek dɛn pozishɔn na di Pasifik wɔs bad bad wan.
  Na tru se di pipul dɛn na Jepan nɔ bin de du tin di rayt we. Di fɛt fɔ di ayland dɛn we de na Awayi bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt kɔntrol pan Afrika ɛn bɔku bɔku stratejik raw matirial dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kech India ɛn Iran bak. Di tin dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk de kɔntrol rili bɔku, bɔt dɛn stil nid fɔ dayjɛst.
  Di ɛya fɛt fɔ Briten nɔ so klia. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn ɔltɛm, dɛn bin de put prɛshɔn pan dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin de rul dɛn ɔl. Di lɔk fɔ stratejik avieshɔn pawa ɛn di ɛp we Amɛrika bin de ɛp am bin gɛt impak bak, ɛn ivin da tɛm de nɔ bin gɛt inɔf sabmarin. Ɛn di mirekul tɔpido we dɛn bin de pin bɔku op dɛn wit bin mek wi at pwɛl.
  Di Fuhrer nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ land na Briten insay 1942. Dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn mɔ fɔ mek di si pawa ɛn di sabmarin bot dɛn strɔng. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin mek plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. Naf prodakshɔn kapasiti bin de, bɔt ɔltin bin tek tɛm.
  Klas A balistik mishɔl dɛn bak bin nid fɔ fayn fayn wan. Bɔt dɛn bigin fɔ mek di V-1 rɔbɔt projɛktayl dɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Kar dɛn we nɔ bin dia, we bin de yuz simpul fiul, bin gɛt di bɛnifit we wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt se dɛn nɔ bin nid payɔnia dɛn.
  Hitler, we bin dɔn gɛt akses to di natura risɔs ɛn leba rizɔv we nɔ gɛt limit, i bin want fɔ sev di layf fɔ di Jaman payɔnia dɛn. Di V-1, bikɔs i izi fɔ mek ɛn nɔ gɛt pɔsin, i bin tan lɛk se na di bɛst sɔlvishɔn. Ɛn bɔku bɔku rɔbɔt dɛn we tan lɛk dis dɔn ren na Lɔndɔn frɔm di fɔl insay 1942.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin mek di Arado jet bɔm ɛn balistik mishɔl dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Stalin bin kɔntinyu fɔ wet ɛn gɛda trɛnk. Insay 1942, di USSR bin mek fayv ɛn af tawzin nyu KV ɛn T-34 tank dɛn, ɛn lɛk wan tawzin ol brand dɛn, lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd nyu layt T-50 ɛn T-60 ɛn tu ɔndrɛd amfibi tank dɛn. Di plen flet tu don inkri - lek fiftin tausin nyu en ol plen don enta savis. Ivin di payɔnia dɛn bin shɔt. Di prodakshɔn fɔ Katyushas bin de go ɔp smɔl smɔl.
  Nazi Jamani bin mek pas tati tawzin plen dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek lɛk siks ɛn af tawzin tank dɛn. Mɔs pan ɔl di T-3 ɛn di nyu modifyeshɔn T-4 wit wan lɔng-barɛl 75-mm kanɔn. Dɛn dɔn mek smɔl pas wan ɔndrɛd pan di nyu "Tigers" dɛn, ɛn di "Panthers" dɛn stil na jɔs protɔtayp dɛn.
  Bɔt di MP-44 asɔlt rayf we Schmeister bin disayn bin bigin fɔ kam insay di siriɔs. Difrɛn frɔm di rial stori, dɛn nɔ bin nid fɔ mek di mashin we dɛn tek tɛm tink bɔt di shɔt we di mɛtal dɛn we nɔto fɛro nɔ bɔku. Ɛn dis bin mek dɛn mek wan simpul asɔlt rayf kwik kwik wan, wit alɔy stɛl.
  So di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ gɛt advantej pan smɔl smɔl gɔn dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin nid tɛm bak fɔ mek di mashin gɔn ebul fɔ mek ɔl di sojaman dɛn gɔn bak.
  Bɔt insay di sabmarin flet, usay di prodakshɔn bin rich fɔti to fifti sabmarin dɛn ɛvri mɔnt, di Jamani dɛn rili nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal.
  Sabmarin dɛn we de spid bad bad wan we dɛn de yuz haydrojɛn pɔroksayd fɔ pawa dɔn apia. Di wok we dɛn de du fɔ di nyuklia program bak dɔn go bifo kwik kwik wan. Bɔt gud tin na dat, bɔku tin dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn ivin di mistek we Jamani fiziks pipul dɛn bin mek se grafayt nɔ fayn fɔ bi mɔdaret nɔ bin tɔn to bad bad tin. Dɛn bin bil bɔku faktri dɛn fɔ mek ebi ebi wata, ɛn wan pan dɛn faktri dɛn de na Afrika.
  So lɛ wi tɔk tru, bɔt di Nazi dɛn nyuklia riaktɔ bin bigin fɔ wok insay Disɛmba 1942. Ivin smɔl bifo di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Afta dɛn win di Pasifik Oshɔn, siriɔs fɛt-fɛt bigin bitwin dɛn. Ɛn i bin notis se dɛn bin kɔt di mɔni fɔ di nyuklia program.
  Di biginin fɔ 1943, Hitler bin deklare Tɔtɔl Wɔ ɛn di introdɔkshɔn fɔ yunivasal leba savis na di teritɔri dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔkup. Di big big V-1 strayk dɛn pan Lɔndɔn nɔ bin fulɔp fɔ jɔstify dɛnsɛf. Di British dɛn lan fɔ pul sɔm pat pan dɛn kayn atak dɛn de, bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin win pan bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt di wɔ we dɛn bin fɛt wit sabmarin bin rili bad fɔ Briten. Di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn na di ayland bin fɔdɔm bad bad wan bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt raw matirial. Di mɛtropɔlis bin de nia fɔ fɔdɔm. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Madagaska, ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn wit di Nazi dɛn bin kam atak Ɔstrelia ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ sɔrɛnda kwik kwik wan.
  Pan ɔl we Stalin bin ɔndastand di denja we pɔsin kin yuz fɔ wet ɛn si, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ du wetin rayt to insɛf ɛn i nɔ bin fɛt. I bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ di kapitalis dɛn dɔnawe wit dɛnsɛf te dɛn dɔn. Ɛn wi go wach...
  Bɔt dis taktik bin gɛt in bad tin dɛn bak. We di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ agens di USSR. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin rich lɛk 1,200 motoka dɛn ɛvride insay 1943, ɛn dɛn bin ad tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Pantap dat, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf nɔ wik atɔl. "Fɛdinand", "Bɔmbul", "Jagdpanta". We wi tink bɔt se i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani dɛn lɔs pan tank dɛn, dɛn bin ful-ɔp dɛn tank dɛn tu tɛm pas di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn di kwantiti gap pan tɛknɔlɔji fɔ favɔret di USSR bigin fɔ smɔl.
  We i kam pan kwaliti, di Fritz bin gɛt di "Royal Tiger", we i wet we fiba di KV-3, ɛn ivin smɔl pan di pawa we i de go insay bikɔs ɔf di kwaliti we di projɛktayl gɛt ɛn di frɔntal armɔ we strɔng. Wɛl, di supa-hevi Soviet KV-5 ɛn KV-4 tɔn aut fɔ bi rili tɛknikal wan we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan, mɔ dɛn chɛsis. So dɛn bin de dawt di we aw dɛn bin de yuz dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn Stalin bin ɔda bak fɔ mek dɛn mek di KV-6 wit sɛvin gɔn dɛn ɛn tu rɔket lansa dɛn. Na dɛn mek di motoka. Bɔt i kam fɔ bi se i so ebi ɛn lɔng dat yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɛr am na tren ɔ put am na fɛt. Di T-34-76 na motoka we rili gɛt sakrifays, bɔt i wik we i de fɛt bifo pas di Panta ɔ Tayga. Ɛn di KV-1 ɛn KV-2 kɔmpia to di Jamani dɛn pan wet, bɔt dɛn smɔl pas di Panthers ɛn Tigers we dɛn de fɛt ed-to-ed. Di Jaman T-4 bin ikwal to di tati-fo in armour ɛn supiriɔr in armament, visibiliti ɛn optiks, ɛn dis wit ikwal wet, ɔ ivin less we yu kɔmpia di modifyeshɔn dɛn we ebi.
  In shot, di Fritz don improve en di kwaliti de up to par. Ɛn di we aw ME-309 ɛn ME-262 bin tan, bin gi advantej pan di kwaliti fɔ avieshɔn. Lɛk di Yu-488, we na di bɛst bɔm we gɛt 4 injin. Ɛn biɛn dɛn, dɛn gɛt jet mɔdel dɛn. Lɛk Yu-287 ɛn Arado.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba 1943, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn land na Briten fayn fayn wan. Afta tu wiks we dɛn bin de fɛt, Ingland bin giv-ɔp. Ɛn pan ɔl we Chɔchil bin rɔnawe go na Kanada, i bin tan lɛk se di wɔ we bin apin na di Wɛst bin apin.
  Ruzvelt, we bin dɔn lɔs in men padi ɛn we bin de fred di pawa we di Tɔd Rayk gɛt we de gro, bin aks fɔ mek pis de.
  Hitler, afta i dɔn tɔk wit di wan dɛn we bin de wit am, i bin mek wan kɔndishɔn fɔ Amɛrika: fɔ lɛf di nyuklia program ɛn fɔ no ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn win Jepan ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn bak di we aw di sojaman dɛn bin kɔmɔt na Ayland, we di Kraut dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili rawnd wit wan sabmarin grup. Kɔntrol fɔ di Land fɔ di Rising San oba Gai, usay di fɛt nɔ bin dɔn stɔp yet. Apat frɔm dat, Hitlɛr bin aks fɔ mek dɛn pe di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan pan ɔl di tin dɛn we Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn fɔ spɛn fɔ soja.
  Pan ɔl we di tɛm fɔ di pis bin tɔn to rili tranga, Ruzvelt bin ebul fɔ push tru dɛn adopshɔn na Kɔngres ɛn di Sɛnat wit big prɔblɛm.
  Stalin in hint dɛm se i nɔ bin de agens fɔ jɔyn di kɔlishin fɔ di Aks pawa dɛm, ɛn i at ɔl rɛdi fɔ tek Alaska bak, bin ple big pat fɔ mek di US fala di lɔ.
  Amɛrikan pragmatism win, we tɔn to ay pas ɛnjɔymɛnt ɛn imɔshɔn. Apat frɔm dat, di nyuklia program we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan pas di wan we bin de na Amɛrika, ɛn dis bin ful-ɔp wit bad bad tin dɛn tumara bambay.
  Di fɔs pat pan di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn dɔn. Bɔt di Fuhrer bin want fɔ dɔn di USSR naw.
  We wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di we aw Stalin bin de wet ɛn si ɛn di we aw i bin de gi in layf to di wok fɔ mek pis de na di wɔl bin ple wan bad bad jok. Di wan dɛn we bin de agens Josɛf na di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan wit ɔl di tin dɛn we di Istan Ɛmisfya gɛt, inklud Ɔstrelia, ɛn sɔm brij ed dɛn na di Wɛstɛn wɔl.
  Bɔt di Land of the Rising Sun nɔ bin dɔn dɔn Chaina yet, bɔt i bin fɔ dɔn opin sɛkɔn frɔnt. Hitler bin de wok tranga wan fɔ mek sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɛn fɔrɛst ligiɔn dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Insay di fɔs pat pan 1944, di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf na di Tɔd Rayk bin rich ɛn pas wan ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn ɛvride. Panther-2 bin pas ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn we i kam pan in lɛvɛl. Wan Jaman tank we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ, we nem di Layɔn, bin apia, ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Royal Layɔn bin apia.
  Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, jet avieshɔn dɔn divɛlɔp siriɔs wan. Fɔ ansa dis, di T-34-85 ɛn IS-1 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn bin go insay di prodakshɔn na di USSR nɔbɔdi nɔ bin stɔp di KV siriɔs bak; Di tank we pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ mek tin dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk insay 1944 na di Panther-2, ɛn di USSR T-34-85. Hεvi mכdel dεm bin prodyuz in signifyant - aprכksimatli tεn tεm sכmכl kwantiti. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ push di wet tumɔs na di Soviet rod dɛn, ɛn Stalin bigin fɔ nɔ trɔst di KV siriɔs, ɛn di IS dɛn tɔn to tu kruk.
  Bɔt di Jaman "Panther"-2 we gɛt 88-mm 71 L kaliba gɔn bin bɛtɛ pas di T-34-85 pan di pawa we di gɔn gɛt fɔ pier di wɛpɔn dɛn, insay di gɔn we de bifo ɛn smɔl pan di wɛpɔn dɛn we de na di sayd, ɛn i nɔ bin de bak inferior in drayvin pefomans wit injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl ɛn wet na 47 tan. Ivin we di Jaman tank wet bin go ɔp to 50.2 tan, i bin kam fɔ no se i nɔ bin kil pɔsin.
  Ɛn di Jaman jet avieshɔn nɔ bin gɛt pɔsin we fit fɔ fɛt am atɔl.
  Hitler bin disayd se i bɛtɛ lɛ i nɔ drɛg in fut ɛn i bigin di wɔ Jun 22, 1944. Trowe tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti pan wi yon ɛn fɔrin divishɔn dɛn, ɛn wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti sataylayt divishɔn dɛn na di USSR. Na di sayd fɔ di Tɔd Rayk na bin: Romɛnia, Ɔŋgaria, Slovakia, Kroeshi, Finland, Swidan, Itali, Pɔtyugal, Spen, Bɔljiɔ, Ajentina, Tɛki.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de yuz bɔku bɔku fɔrina dɛn ɛn Hiwi pipul dɛn bak na di Wehrmacht. If wi kɔnt ɔl di sojaman dɛn we dɛn kɔl Third Reich, insay di fɔs echelon nɔmɔ, bin trowe twɛlv ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt, ɛn pan dɛn sojaman dɛn ya nɔ pas fɔti pasɛnt na bin Jamani pipul dɛn bay dɛn kɔntri. Sataylayt dɛn ad ɔda tri milyɔn. If yu kɔnt ɔl, di fɔs ɛshilɔn gɛt lɛk siksti milyɔn infantri, lɛk tati tri tawzin tank dɛn, pas fifti fayv tawzin plen dɛn, lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti gɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn.
  Afta dɛn dɔn gɛda di USSR, dɛn bin sɛn tritɛn ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ kip sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn na di Fa Is ɛn di intanɛnt distrikt dɛn. Insay di fɔs echelon na bin et milyɔn sojaman dɛn, lɛk tati tawzin tank dɛn, lɛk fɔti tawzin plen dɛn, lɛk tu ɔndrɛd tawzin gɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn.
  So, di Third Reich gɛt dabl supiriɔriti pan infantri, ɛn fayv tɛm supiriɔriti pan mobiliti fɔ fos, wit bɛtɛ mashin gɔn. Na tru se di USSR gɛt bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn, we na ɔlmost parity.
  Di difrɛns pan tank dɛn nɔ big, bɔt di pasɛnt pan di motoka dɛn we nɔ de wok igen na di USSR bɛtɛ, ɛn bak di tank dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn rilis trade.
  Di Jaman jet avieshɔn nɔ gɛt ɛnibɔdi we de agens am, ɛn di plen dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz fɔ drayv wit prɔpala, kin fast ɛn gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn. Na tru se Soviet motoka dɛn bɛtɛ pas aw dɛn kin muv ɔrizɔntal.
  Insay artileri ɛn mɔta di balans pan di fɔs dɛn de nia di ikwal. Ɔl tu di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti.
  Na tru se di bot dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk de yuz na sabmarin mɔ, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn strɔng pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de yuz. Jɔs lɛk Jepan, bay di we.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt klas A balistik mishɔl dɛn we dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn di fɔs disko dɛn dɔn tek ɔf.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di fasist dɛn go strɔng mɔ, ɛn Stalin bin rili rɛdi fɔ difend, pan ɔl we i bin de let. Bɔt wi nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ du bɔku tin. Di layn we Stalin bin gɛt nɔ bin kam bak ɔlsay, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin tren fɔ ol di difɛns. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin rili tren dɛn bak.
  Di Molotov bɔda layn, afta tri ia we dɛn dɔn go bifo, dɛn bin jɔs dɔn fɔ bil am, bɔt i bin de tu nia di bɔda ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ dip. Apat frɔm dat, Stalin bin tɛl dɛn fɔ bil wan tɔd echelon pas di Dnieper, bɔt dɛn bin bigin dis afta we di Amɛrika dɛn sɔrɛnda.
  Na tru se apat frɔm di Soviet sojaman dɛn, yu kin abop pan di NKVD yunit dɛn, we dɛn dɔn ad to wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn di sojaman dɛn. Dat na lɛk 4 milyɔn pipul dɛn, jɔs na di Wɛstinian siti dɛn. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di we aw dɛn kin fɛt kin wɔs pas di wan we di yunit dɛn we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm kin gɛt.
  Di Jamani dɛn, lɛk insay rial istri, bin gi di men blo na di sɛnt, dɛn kɔt di Bialystok ledj ɛn di Lviv fist. Di fɔs de dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt, sho se di Jamani dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku fɔrina dɛn, dɛn bin de kɔndɔkt di fɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl wan. Bɔt bɔku tɛm, di Soviet sojaman dɛn kin lɔs.
  Apat frɔm dat, di we aw di Yukren yunit dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt, bin tɔn to sɔntin we pɔsin kin aks kwɛstyɔn bɔt. Bɔku pipul dɛn bin de we bin de rɔnawe ɛn di wan dɛn we bin sɔrɛnda insay di fɔs dez dɛn we di wɔ bin de.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kɔntrol di ɛnimi dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di bɔda. Ɛn afta dat, Stalin bin mek mistek, i nɔ bin alaw fɔ pul di yunit dɛn na di men layn ɛn i bin aks fɔ mek dɛn stret di frɔnt. Bɔt dɛn bin kɔrɛkt di mistek, bɔt dɛn bin de delay. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Minsk Jun 28, ɛn brok Stalin in layn na di sɛnt.
  Di kɔnfyushɔn bin jɔs de go bifo. Na Jun 30, di tin we dɛn bin de tink se go kam insay di wɔ na Jepan ɛn in sataylayt dɛn bin apin. So wi bin gɛt fɔ fɔgɛt bɔt di transfa we dɛn bin de transfa sojaman dɛn frɔm di Fa Is fɔ naw.
  Di Jaman brek-ɔp na di sɛnta bin de bɔku. Wan big big gap bin kam we dɛn bin tray tranga wan fɔ plɔg. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo ɛn insay Julay 16, dɛn bin brok insay Smɔlensk.
  We dɛn trowe ɔl di rizɔv dɛn we bin de na di fɛt ɛn put di militia dɛn ɔnda gɔn, Stalin ɛn Zhukov bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Fritz ɔfens na di sɛnt. Bɔt Hitlɛr bin tɔn in sojaman dɛn na di sawt. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek wan big kɔl na Kiev ɛn dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Yukren.
  Dɛn bin blok Lɛningrad ɛn atak Kraym. Di we aw di fɛt-fɛt bin de apin bin rili tan lɛk 1941, lɛk karma we bin de kɔntinyu fɔ de. Bɔt di difrɛns dɛn bin rili impɔtant bak. Di USSR insay 1941 bin gɛt sɔm fri rizɔv dɛn, bɔt naw ɔltin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛda. Ɛn we di asɔlt bin apin insay Ɔktoba, i kam fɔ no se natin nɔ bin de fɔ ol di difens.
  We Novɛmba 1944 bigin, di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn dis bin mek Stalin rɔnawe go na Kuibyshev.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn we pas dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt inof divishɔn fɔ pas Mɔsko frɔm di Nɔt ɛn Sawt. Bɔt fɔ di Soviet yunit dɛn, ɔltin bin tu spred na difrɛn say dɛn.
  In rialiti, insay 1941, afta di mobilizashɔn, Stalin bin gɛt advantej pas di Wehrmacht pan di nɔmba fɔ di pipul dɛn we bin de wok fɔ am, ɛn i bin gɛt 4 tɛm mɔ plen ɛn tank dɛn pas di Tɔd Rayk we bin gɛt frɔm di biginin fɔ di wɔ. Ɛn insay di fɔs fayv mɔnt dɛn we di wɔ bin de, dɛn bin mek mɔ USSR ikwipmɛnt dɛn insay rial istri.
  Bɔt naw di Nazi dɛn gɛt ɔl di trɔmp kad dɛn, di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti fɔ wɛpɔn ɛn pɔsin dɛn de na dɛn sayd. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami gɛt di sem prɔblɛm dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt insay 1941. Inklud di we aw pipul dɛn na Yukren, Balt, ɛn bɔku smɔl neshɔn dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ day fɔ di Soviet sistɛm. Mas betrayal ɛn defɛkshɔn fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn sɔfa, dispossessed kulaks ɛn ɔda ɔfɛnd pipul dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn strɛp. Inklud di aydiɔlɔjik ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Sɔviɛt gɔvmɛnt.
  Ɛn di tru tin we se di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin win di Wɛst, de jɔs mek di pipul dɛn we de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bɔku.
  So, i nɔ sɔprayz fɔ no se dɛn dɔn rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn di Jamani dɛn dɔn kech Donbass, Voronezh ɛn dɛn de muf go na Stalingrad.
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di winta insay 1944 nɔ bin gɛt frɔst ɛn sno lɛk 1941. Bɔt Mɔsko bin gɛt maynd te Disɛmba 1944 dɔn. Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm insay Janwari 1945, ɛn di fɛt fɔ am nɔ bin te. Insay Fɛbwari ɛn di biginin fɔ Mach, di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin tek di Kɔkas ɛn di ɔyl wɛl dɛn na Baku kpatakpata.
  Dɔn di fɛt bin go bifo along di Vɔlga. Na Saratov, to Kuibyshev, ɛn afta dat na Ɔrɛnbɔg ɛn Kazan.
  Stalin bin rɔnawe go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Kazan bin fɔdɔm insay Me. Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani ɛn Japan pipul dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ muf go dip dip wan na Rɔshia. Di tin dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de agens bin de fɔdɔm. Insay Ɔgɔst 5, 1945, dɛn bin kech Svɛdlɔvsk. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 3, 1945, Stalin bin dɔn gri fɔ sɔrɛnda. Fɔ chenj fɔ yu yon layf ɛn fridɔm.
  Di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn dɔn. Bɔt pis nɔ bin de fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bikɔs Hitlɛr bin dɔn tɛst nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn, i bin biliv tranga wan se dɛn gɛt wɔndaful pawa fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Naw i kam fɔ no se Japan ɛn USA bin stil de na di rod fɔ mek di Third Reich rul di wɔl. Ɛn pan ɔl we di Fuhrer bin win bɔku land pas Jɛngis Khan, Alɛgzanda di Gret, Nɛpɔlyɔn, Emparɔ Trojan, ɛn Suleiman di Magnificent we dɛn jɔyn, i bin disayd fɔ win Jepan bak.
  Jɔs tri ia afta di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn, wan ɔndrɛd balistik, intakɔntinɛntal mishɔl dɛn we gɛt pawaful nyuklia chaj dɛn bin kɔba di Land of the Rising Sun wan tɛm.
  Ɛn afta dat, di ɔfensiv we di Wehrmacht grɔn yunit dɛn ɛn di nevi bin de fɛt bin bigin. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek di prɔpati dɛn we Jepan gɛt na Eshia kwik kwik wan, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl di mɛtropɔlis insɛf na grɔn wit atɔmik bɔm dɛn.
  Di Pasifik prɔpati dɛn we di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt bin gɛt bin de mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm mɔ ɔ smɔl. Bɔt bay Jun 1949, ɔltin bin dɔn. Naw, ɔl wetin bin lɛf na fɔ win Amɛrika. Pantap dat, rizin bin de. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, we difrɛn frɔm di agrimɛnt, bin stil de mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn du dɛn sikrit tɛst dɛn.
  Hitler bin stat di wɔ Janwari 1, 1950, ɛn i bin drɔp tri ɔndrɛd nyuklia mishɔl dɛn pan Nyu Ia De. Wan nyuklia atak we bin pwɛl bad bad wan bin pwɛl wan ɔndrɛd pan di big siti dɛn na Amɛrika ɛn kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Wan ɔda big kraym we Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin du, dɛn dɔn ad am to di lɔng list we gɛt di bad bad tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin du we rili et. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ atak Kanada, ɛn frɔm di sawt wit di diktetaship dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin wik ɛn dɛn bin sɔprayz, bɔt dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan. Dɛn bin ɔndastand se fɔ win fɔ dɛn min fɔ bi slev ɛn day sloslo ɛn pen. So, na di wɔ we bin de mek pipul dɛn at pwɛl pas ɔl di wɔ dɛn. Ɛn i bin las fɔ pas wan ia, ɛn dis bin mek di Tɔd Rayk lɛf lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ɔda nyuklia chaj dɛn ɛn tɔn bɔku fayn fayn land dɛn to dɛzat we gɛt redioaktiv. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin ebul fɔ du di gol ɛn dɛn bin win di las ɛnimi fɔ di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn afta dis, di prɔses we dɛn kɔl di wɔl globalizashɔn bigin. Di Jamani mak bin bi di wangren mɔni na di wɔl. Ivin fɔmal indipɛndɛnt kɔntri dɛn bin ridyus to di lɛvɛl we di kɔloni dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de rul, wit na smɔl lokal sɛlf-gɔvmɛnt nɔmɔ dɛn bin kip. Dɛn nɔ bin alaw Ju ɛn Jipsi dɛn na di lɔ: dɛn bin de luk fɔ dɛn ɛn pwɛl dɛn. Di SS bin du big big purges ɛn go pan wan rampage. Di rial nɛtmɛr dɔn kam - di awa fɔ di dragɔn. Ɔ ivin mɔ, di tɛm. Di Fuhrer bin de bil wan rial wɔl-wide totalitarian empire wit wan klem fɔ spes expansion. Insay 1959, we dɛn bin de sɛlibret di Fuhrer in batde we mek sɛvinti ia, wan ɔfishal koronashɔn bin apin, wan wɔl-wide plebiscite - we mek di taytul fɔ supa-emparɔ bi lɔ. Ɛn we Adɔlf Hitlɛr day insay 1967, in pikin bin gɛt in taytul ɛn pawa. Bay dis tɛm, Plɛnet Wɔl bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm sɛtilmɛnt dɛn na di Mun ɛn Mas wit Venus, ɛn i bin de aktiv wan fɔ rɛdi fɔ ɛkspɛnshɔn insay di ɔda sta wɔl dɛn... Di Nazi dɛn bin want wan yunivasal ɛmpaya - di kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ wan Sta Rayk fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ plɔmp di wan ol yunivas insay wan bad bad drim.
  
  
  HƆNDRED TƆZƐN BAREALE FAYN GƆL DƐN
  Elfaraya si insɛf na fɛt... Naw na wɔriɔ ɛn lida fɔ wan strɔng ami.
  Nays gyal pikin dɛm: dɛn jɔs gɛt bɔdi ɛn hip we dɛn kɔba wit layt armɔd plet. Ɛn di an dɛn, di leg dɛn ɛn di bɛlɛ nɔ gɛt natin ɛn dɛn tan.
  Ɛn dɛn gyal pikin ya kin spank wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin de lɛk wan ɔndrɛd tawzin. Ɛn ɔl gyal pikin dɛn, nɔto wan man! Ɛn ɔlman fayn, slɛnd, atletik, mɔsul, tan, ɛn gɛt tit we tan lɛk pal!
  Lɛk Amazɔn... Dɛn bin layn insay kɔhɔt. Sɔd dɛn de na dɛn an, ɛn bo de biɛn dɛn bak. Shild nɔ de - di wɔman biliv se sɔd bɛtɛ pas shild.
  Ɛn di flag dɛn de flay wit prawd oba di gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn dɛn want fɔ win wit kɔnfidɛns!
  Bɔt bɔku bɔku ɔrk dɛn de muf frɔm fa. Bea dɛn we gɛt ia ɛn we nɔ fayn. Ɛn lɛk wan ɔndrɛd tɛm less nɔmba fɔ troll dɛn we de sav as dɛn kɔmanda.
  En naw dis horde de muv towards di gyal pikin dem.
  Elfaraya gi di kɔmand:
  - Shot frɔm bɔw insay wan ay ark!
  Di titi de yuz di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ in fayn fayn fut dɛn, de pul di bɔw string dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin shot aro dɛn we kin kil pipul dɛn.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di sojaman dɛn bin de sho dɛn tit ɛn ala se:
  - Mek wi bi champions!
  Ɛn aro dɛn kin flay pan di ɛnimi dɛn insay wan tik tik grup. Dɛn kin chuk dɛn ɛnimi dɛn lɛk ɛjhɔg wit nidul.
  Ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn kin fɔdɔm, dɛn kin ful-ɔp dɛn wit di pipul dɛn we de kil ɛn we de du bad bad tin dɛn.
  Ɛn Ɛlfaraya se:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn na di ɛmpaya!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn de du tin di sem we. Dɛn bɔdi we tan lɛk tan so fayn ɛn dɛn de shayn. Ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin de flash di anklɛ dɛn we dɔn tan. Ɛn di finga dɛn na di ɔda pat dɛn we de dɔŋ kin so te. Ɛn gift dɛn we de pwɛl tin dɛn kin flay to dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn kin bit dɛn ɛnimi dɛn.
  Orcs en trolls de fol bit. Ɛn dɛn animal fes dɛn kin twist bikɔs dɛn de fil pen.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn jɔs de mek pipul dɛn kɔle dɛn. Dɛn gɛt tint wes we gɛt mɔsul, ɛn dɛn leg dɛn we gɛt sayn. Aw dɛn go fri bɔku bɔku aro dɛn wan tɛm.
  En dem go defeat plenti orcs. Ɛn dɛn go siŋ:
  - Fɔ wi big big ɔnɔ,
  Wi go du am, bandit dɛn de!
  Ɛn bak bɔku aro dɛn go fri. Ɛn dɛn go trowe bɔdi dɛn ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn kin go nia di il dɛn usay dɛn de.
  Yɛs, dɛn pipul ya na wɔndaful wɔman dɛn. Insay we da kayn wayl grin de, ɛn tɔn bɔdi dɛn na di rayt dairekshɔn wit di pwɛl pwɛl we dɛn de pwɛl di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn.
  Elfaraya shot wan bo insɛf. I kin pul di strɛch wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i kin slap am rili kɔrɛkt wan.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di titi de hum to insɛf se:
  - Di wɔl de rɛst pan vaylɛns, .
  Di volkeno we gɛt wamat de rɔsh kɔmɔt insay wan big we!
  Di tɛnsiɔn na suprɛm, .
  Wek wit pen ɛn fred!
  Ɛn bak di aro we di wɔman in fut we nɔ gɛt natin shot de flay. Ɛn i kin pans tri ɔrk dɛn wan tɛm.
  Dɛn de chok pan watawɛl dɛn we gɛt blɔd. Ɛn Ɛlfaraya de swɛt:
  - Glori to mi majik!
  Ɛn bak i go fri wan aro wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na gyal - i gɛt di ay klas, ɔl tu di bɔdi ɛn ɔl ɔda tin.
  Di fɔs wef fɔ atak we ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn bin atak bin fizzled aut. Na wan bɔku bɔku bɔdi nɔmɔ bin lɛf. Bɔt naw nyu sojaman dɛn we gɛt fut, de kam.
  Elfaraya shot bak, ɛn du am kɔrɛkt wan, ɛn di sem tɛm i grɔmbul:
  - Glori to wi wɔl!
  Ɛn laytin de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn bin put faya pan di bɔku bɔku ɔrk dɛn ɛn kɔt kɔt dɛn.
  Yɛs, dis na prinses we de fɛt wɔ. Wit am, ɛni man go fil se dɛn go abop pan am fɔ protɛkt am.
  Ɛn di ɔda ɔndrɛd tawzin gyal pikin dɛn nɔ wɔs pas dat. Ɛn dɛn kin shot rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, kwik kwik wan.
  Dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn jɔs gɛt tɛm fɔ flash.
  Na ya dɛn kin tɔk wanwɔd se:
  - Wi de giv aktif pas,
  Wi bit di ɛnimi rayt na in yay!
  Ɛn bak dɛn kin fri nyu gift dɛn fɔ day wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na jɔs dɛn lanch fɔ fɛt ɛnaji.
  Ivin Ɛlfaraya bin siŋ se:
  - Orcs roar - fes we de kray, .
  No, padi dɛm, mi na kilman!
  A go kil ɔlman, a go pwɛl ɔlman, .
  Ɛn a go brok ɛnibɔdi in fes we gɛt ia!
  Yɛs, di titi rili lɛk fɔ fɛt. Ɛn we di bɔku bɔku ɔrk dɛn rɔn kam nia, i bit dɛn wit pulsar. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn kɔt fifti tin dɛn to smɔl smɔl wit mit.
  Ɛlfaraya bin grɔmbul se:
  - Fɔ big aydia, so dat ɔl di krichɔ dɛn go bɔn!
  Dɔn di wɔman tek ɛn fri laytin frɔm in nɛf. Ɛn tu-tri ɔrk dɛn bin tɔn to lɛk ship dɛn we dɛn kɔt wit skewa. Dɛn bin de frɛsh dɛn klos wan wantɛm wantɛm.
  Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di Oli Land!
  Ɛn a go tek am bak, ɛn klot dɛn we gɛt ɛnaji go trowe pan mi bare il! Ɛn dɛn bin chɛr bɔku bɔku fɛtman dɛn we gɛt fut.
  Ɛlfaraya, we kɔntinyu fɔ faya, dis tɛm i de pul di bɔwstring wit in an dɛn, i swɛt:
  - Fɔ wi majik!
  Ɛn i bin shek bak wan bolt laytin frɔm in bare il... Ɛn i hit am so tranga wan dat wan ol ɔndrɛd ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn bin char. Lɛk blɔta dɛn we dɛn kech insay flamethrower.
  Elfaraya bin de ala se:
  - Mi na big big majik man!
  Ɛn bak i go bit di ɛnimi. Ɛn in yay dɛn bin de shayn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn, wit big pawa, de trowe aro pan di ɔrk ɛn trol dɛn.
  Bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn de gro. Dɛn kin kɔntinyu fɔ gɛda ɛn gɛda. Ɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ pipul dɛn de kil.
  Elfaraya tek am ɛn rimark wit wan chuckle:
  - Wetin fɔ du if kiŋ de na yu ed?
  Dɔn mek wan pales fɔ am!
  Ɛn bak di prinses wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go lans di gift we de kil ɛn we de mek pɔsin day, we na fɔ dɔnawe wit am.
  Dis gyal na jɔs di pɔsin we de sho day. Bɔt pan di sem tɛm, in yay dɛn we de shayn rili gud.
  Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn we de kil bɔku bɔku animal dɛn, dis kayn tsunami wef we de kres oba dɛn, kin jɔs bi supa. Ɛn so dɛn kin vɛks bad bad wan fɔ shaw di ɛnimi wit aro. Bɔku tɛm, i kin panch rayt tru.
  Ɛlfaraya ala se:
  - Dɛn bɔn mi na dɛn kayn tɛm dɛn de, .
  Dat mi dia kɔntri mɛmba mi!
  Ɛn di wɔman tinap pan in an, i tɔn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin oba in ed, ɛn tɔn wan big bɔl we gɛt faya. Ɛn aw dis klot we gɛt ɛnaji go trowe pan di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm, wan tawzin ɔrk dɛn bin bɔn. Ɛn dɛn bɔn dɛn skin ɛn pul dɛn kɔmɔt wantɛm wantɛm.
  Ɛlfaraya bin ala se:
  - Mi na Ji-klas wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn aw i go laf.
  Dɔn i go pul laytin kɔmɔt na in tɔŋ. Ɛn i go bɔn bɔku ɛnimi dɛn.
  Afta dat di prinses gyal ala se:
  - Di ol wɔl na fɔ mi!
  Ɛn laytin bin ren dɔŋ frɔm di biuti in grɔn yay... Ɛn aw dɛn bin slap ɔl dɛn tin ya we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ kɔnt.
  Ɛlfaraya bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Bɔku bɔku jakal dɛn, dɛbul dɛn! Ɛn mi slogan simpul - kil ɔlman!
  Ɛn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, di prinses gyal fri wan ɔda pulsar we rili kil.
  Ɛn aw i go tear ɔlman apat...
  Ɛn ɔda gyal pikin dɛn nɔ smɔl pas am. Ɔlman kin krɔs ɛn krɔs dɛn ɛnimi dɛn wit dɛn aro. Yuz, fɔ tru, yu fut dɛn we rili izi fɔ yuz, we yu nɔ gɛt sus we nɔ nid.
  Di orcs dem de ron out of steam klia wan. Bɔt dɛn bɔku. Ɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ nyu rejimɛnt dɛn we gɛt animal dɛn de kres insay.
  Bɔt, gyal pikin dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ shem ɔ shem bikɔs ɔf dis. If dɛn disayd fɔ fɛt, dɛn kin fɛt. Ɛn dɛn nɔ no se dɛn kin fred. Ɔ fɔ se, dɛn nɔ want fɔ no.
  Na dis na dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin de lans gift dɛn we de kil pɔsin fɔ day. We split di fɔrɛst dɛn fɔ ɔrk dɛn.
  Dɛn gyal pikin ya na rili supaman dɛn we wɛr rili shɔt skit. Ɛn so atraktiv ɛn fayn.
  Ɛn wan ɔndrɛd tawzin gyal pikin dɛn na big big pawa! Natin nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens am!
  Elfaraya bin twit se:
  - Glori to wi fenomen!
  Ɛn frɔm in il we nɔ gɛt natin, i fri bak wan pulsar we de pwɛl. Ɛn bɔku ɔrk dɛn bin bi di pipul dɛn we de na ɛlfaya.
  Yu tink se dɛn go alaw dɛn kayn shaggy pipul dɛn de fɔ go na ɛvin?
  Ɛlfaraya de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - A go bi di absolyut wɔl champion!
  Ɛn bak di gyal pikin dɛn go rilis wan pulsar we rɛd-ɔt ɛn we de kil wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  I go bɔn ɔlman ɛn mek dɛn bɔn.
  Elfaraya bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - A nɔto simpul gyal, .
  Ɛn di krawn na gold!
  Ɛn bak laytin go flay kɔmɔt na di biuti in nɛf. I go nak di animal dɛn we gɛt fut ɛn char dɛn lɛk faya wud we dɔn bɔn.
  Elfaraya de ala lawd wan:
  - A go bɔn yu, a go tɔn yu to ashis!
  Ɛn frɔm di nɛf i go sɛn laytin bak...
  Ɛn di mas ɔf ɔrk dɛn we dɛn fri lɛk kɔtlɛt insay frying pan.
  Elfaraya tek am ɛn siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Di Ɔrk wej insɛf insay wan nɔs, .
  Fry am pan di faya!
  Ɛn sɔntin we rili at ɛn we de kil go flay frɔm di titi in bare il. Wetin yu nɔ go ebul fɔ protɛkt yusɛf frɔm.
  Ɛn bak, dɛn bin char wan ɔndrɛd ɔrk dɛn wan tɛm. Ɛn i tɔn to sinda ɛn ashis wit wul.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin ala se:
  - Fɔ di big Fadaland!
  Ɛn bak dɛn bare il dɛn de trowe prɛzɛnt fɔ day wit ɛl spid. Dis na gyal pikin dɛn we big big briz, big big briz, ɔ tin dɛn we de ambɔg dɛn nɔ go stɔp dɛn!
  Dis na Terminator gyal pikin dɛm!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn nɔ de alaw di ɔrk dɛn fɔ fɛt klos ɛn kip di ɛnimi fa.
  Bɔt stil, di animal dɛn we gɛt fut de tray tranga wan fɔ kam nia dɛn. Bɔt di wɔriɔ dɛn nɔ go gi dɛn am fɔ tru.
  Elfaraya de bak na in an, ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i de ple di figa et. Ɛn wan klawd we gɛt faya de apia. Ɛn i de fɔdɔm lɛk wayl wata we de rɔn pan di ɔrk dɛn.
  Ɛn tu-tri tawzin animal dɛn we gɛt fut wan tɛm go ɔp ɛn bɔn.
  Elfaraya bin de ala se:
  - Blak krichɔ dɛn de ala lɛk flay! Wetin yu nɔ go ebul fɔ du we yu angri?
  Ɛn afta dat, di wɔman go faya tri aro dɛn wan tɛm, pul di bɔwstring wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn shot tru wan duzin ɔrk dɛn!
  Dis na di Terminator gyal. Ɛn i gɛt da kayn wayl ɛn fred ɛnaji de.
  Elfaraya tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Girls difrɛn
  Na dɛn nɔmɔ nɔ kin pas!
  If yu du get kech, .
  Yu nɔ go sev ivin na ɛlfaya!
  Ɛn wan pulsar we de kil pɔsin rɔsh frɔm di titi in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de skata shaggy bea dɛn ɔlsay.
  Elfaraya se wit wayl gladi gladi:
  - Mi na so trayb se a go kil yu fɔ Gɔd in sek bak!
  Ɛn bak di wɔriɔ go rilis aro dɛn we de chuk ɛni klos, ɛn rɔtin, shaggy ɔrk mit.
  In patna, we na wan rili fayn gyal we gɛt rɛd ia, bin de ala se:
  - Fɔ mayti padi biznɛs!
  Ɛn i go sɛn bak wan ɛl pulsar fɔ pwɛl!
  Ɛn di mas we de kil go krɔs di ɛnimi.
  Elfaraya bin swɛt se:
  - Fɔ mi dɛbul wɔl!
  Afta dat di prinses gyal go tɔn di bon dɛn to san. Di pɔsin we de fɛt fɔ sɛrimɔni nɔ no.
  Di patna we gɛt rɛd ia, we nem Prinses de La Vallière, de ala se:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon!
  Elfaraya gurgled in response, bifo i trowe wan wayl dischaj, wan pulsar we de kil:
  - Ɛn di tin dɛn we dɔn pas go jɔs ɛp wi fiuja win dɛn!
  Ɛn naw di gyal pikin dɛn, we ɔl na wan ɔndrɛd tawzin, go tek am ɛn fri wayl laytin wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di ami fɔ ɔrk dɛn go tek am ɛn bɔn. Yes, i de mek yu fred fɔ fɔdɔm ɔnda di distribushɔn fɔ dɛn kayn wɔriɔ dɛn ya.
  Ɛn dɛn kin grin bak ɛn sho tit dɛn we de sho di raytin we di sta dɛn de shayn.
  Ɛn afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn go tek am ɛn stomp pan am wit dɛn bare il, ɛn wan wef go pas akɔdin to di grɔn, ɛn kɔba wan ol ami fɔ ɔrk dɛn. Ɛn i go bɛr am!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn go pul di san we de kɔmɔt na dɛn tit we de shayn ɛn blaynd di row dɛn we sojaman dɛn we gɛt fut gɛt.
  Elfaraya bin swɛt se:
  - Fɔ mi disizhɔn ɛn biɛvhɔ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt wit mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn na so dɛn kin tek ɛn trowe disk wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn rɔsh pas, ɛn di bɔku bɔku ɔrk dɛn kin stɔp.
  Di prinses bin de ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - A go kil una, a go kil una, a go kil una ɔl jisnɔ!
  A go chuk yu, a go chuk yu, a go chuk yu!
  Ɛn naw di wɔriɔ go riflɛsɛ di san in rayt wit in bare il ɛn hit di ɔrk dɛn lɛk lɛsa.
  Ɛn i go kɔt wan ol layn we gɛt shag. Ɛn di ɔrk dɛn de ala ɛn rol dis ami insay fes.
  Ɛn bak di ɔrk dɛn de pan wan wayl atak, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de trowe day tin dɛn pan dɛn wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di bɔdi de muf. Ɛn so ɛni chɛst na wan ol tank tɔrɛt!
  Ɛn so di gyal pikin dɛn tek am ɛn fri laytin frɔm dɛn nɛf. Ɔl di wan ɔndrɛd tawzin gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt lɛsa bim we dɛn kɔt dɛn nɛf.
  Ɛn dɛn bin rost lɛk af milyɔn ɔrk dɛn wan tɛm. Ɛn na ples nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ dayjɛst dɛn.
  Elfaraya bin de ala se:
  - A bin tear yu ɛn bɔn yu, .
  Mi na gyal - jɔs Setan!
  Ɛn bak i go fri laytin frɔm in nɛf. Ɛn dis kin kil pɔsin. Ɛn afta dat, di aro dɛn go flay. Ɛn ɔlman tɔn to ba.
  En naw di orcs dem lek hol bars.
  En di gyal pikin dem bit di bust wit majik en mow down plenti stinking orcs. En dem bin knock out.
  Elfaraya bin siŋ:
  - Wi go tear evribodi apart!
  Yu na so gyal pikin - jos prinses!
  Di wɔman bin ala se:
  - A go tear yu apat ɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at!
  Ɛn na so i de shek in bɔdi. Ɛn bak i fri am, we de briŋ rial day.
  Di orcs de trai fo literali shawa enemi posishun wit bodi. Ɛn dɛn de go bifo ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm. Nyu mawnten dɛn we dɔn day de gro. Bɔt di ɔrk dɛn nɔ de giv-ɔp.
  Dɛn de muf go bifo ɛn go bifo. Ɛn dɛn de day we dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni sɔri-at. Bɔt di wɔri pipul dɛn kin shawa di ɔrk dɛn lɛk ays blɔk we de mek aro. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp dis dɔti. Bɔt wan shaggy wave de rɔsh along. Ɛn dis si we gɛt fand de muf.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn gladi bad bad wan. Ɛn dɛn kin fleks dɛn mɔsul dɛn. Ɛn di ɔrk dɛn de muf, lɛk se ɔda tsunami wef dɔn bigin. Bɔt dis nɔ de mɔna ɛnibɔdi.
  Ɛlfaraya bin ivin siŋ, bifo i pul di string dɛn fɔ fayv bɔw wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn fri majik aro dɛn:
  - Dairekt wit bare an, .
  I bin deal wit di tsunami...
  Mi na ɛni nayn shaft, .
  Mi lɔvman bin brok!
  Di wɔriman go ivin jomp ɔp ɛn fri wan wata we de kɔmɔt na in nɛv wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn i go tear di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Mi ami strɔng, .
  I win di wɔl!
  Ɛlfaraya bin vɛks bad bad wan. Fɔ tru, dɛn ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn na wan klas we sabi fɛt wɔ. We nɔ go gi ɛnibɔdi di smɔl sɔri-at.
  Dɛn na jɔs animal dɛn we gɛt wamat. Ɔ sɔntɛm ivin sɔntin lɛk ɔrk! Na di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we fayn, nɔto di wan dɛn we nɔ fayn.
  Elfaraya go rilis laytin frɔm in mɔt. Ɛn i go bɔn wan ɔndrɛd ɔrk ɛn siŋ:
  - Fɔ mi swit sol!
  Ɛn i kin wink pan di ɛnimi!
  Afta dat in bare toes go drop di pulsars. Ɛn dɛn go chɛr di wan ol pak to smɔl smɔl pat dɛn we dɔn rɔtin.
  Elfaraya go den swɛt:
  - Murder na mi credo!
  In patna we gɛt rɛd ia go bark:
  - Ɛn mi yon na skwea bak!
  Elfaraya bin fri wan kaskad fɔ pwɛl ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn mi yon de insay wan kubi!
  Ɛn dɛn tu wɔri dɛn ya de stamp dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Wan nyu wef fɔ majik bin kam.
  Ɛn naw splinter ɛn torn mit de flay frɔm di ɔrk dɛn bak. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn kin frɛsh dɛn na frying pan.
  Ɛlfaraya bin de ala se:
  - Wi set nyu rekod!
  Di patna we gɛt rɛd ia kɔnfyus wit wan ala ala, i de lans faya pulsar dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - So dat di wɔl go gro!
  Elfaraya hit di orcs ɛn swɛt:
  - Tu tɛm, tri tɛm pas aw i nɔmal!
  Di wɔriɔ we gɛt rɛd ia bin gi wan bɔbul we gɛt majik ɛnaji wit in bare il ɛn ad wit gladi at:
  - Mek mi kɔntri blo!
  So di gyal pikin dɛn separet, ɛn kwik kwik wan. Ɛn dɛn de pwɛl dis ami we gɛt shaggy krichɔ dɛn wit bɔku bɛnifit fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛlfaraya bak trowe wan majik lɛsa kɔmɔt na in nɛv ɛn blo, in yay dɛn de shayn:
  - Mi na kobra ɛn vaypa insay wan bɔtul!
  Ɛn aw i go rilis wan nyu bim fɔ sɔntin we de bɔn di ɔrk dɛn layf layf wan pan di ɛnimi.
  Rɛd-hɛd patna prinses, we wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Naw mi nem na de La Valliere!
  Elfaraya bin kɔnfyus wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - De Lavaliere, so na de Lavaliere! I ivin fayn pas dat!
  Di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia bin de swɛt se:
  - Mi na nayt fɔ layt pan di ni fɔ savayj dɛn,
  A go swip dɛn ɔrk ya kɔmɔt na di wɔl!
  Ɛn aw i go muv along dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt... Ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn, di wan ol ami we gɛt wan ɔndrɛd tawzin sojaman dɛn, go tek am, opin dɛn mɔt ɛn mek faya kɔmɔt insay dɛn.
  Ɛn bak wan kaskad ɔf faya go fɔdɔm pan di ɔrk dɛn, bɔn dɛn witout ɛni hesitation ɛn gi no chans.
  Tri milyɔn shaggy krichɔ dɛn bin kech faya wan tɛm. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn duus dɛn wit napalm. Ɔ bak fosfɔr wit sɔlfɔ. Ɛn ɔltin bɔs insay faya lɛk wan bilyɔn machɛt wan tɛm.
  Ɛn aw dis mas go kech faya. Ɛn aw bɔku pipul dɛn de ala ɛn ala ɛn kɔs frɔm ɔl dis wan tɛm.
  Elfaraya bin de bark se:
  - Nɔ spay di ɔrk dɛn,
  Destroy dem bastards...
  Lɛk fɔ krɔs bedbɔg - .
  Rip lɛk kɔkrɔs!
  Ɛn i go tek in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn fri laytin. En duya wan rili big troll. I go tek am ɛn rɔsh. Imajin se dɛn de blo wan dayninɔs.
  Di patna we gɛt rɛd ia bin swɛt se:
  - Dis na ghoul!
  Fɔ ansa dis, Ɛlfaraya gi wan bɔbul we gɛt magoplasm wit in bare il ɛn i blɔk se:
  - Wi get wan howling ansa to ghouls!
  Di faya wɔriɔ bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn i go gɛt kɔfin ɛn wan krawn fɔ gritin!
  Elfaraya bin notis se:
  - Di wreath kin bi ɔl tu fyuneral ɔ laurel wreath! So nɔ gladi tumɔs!
  Di prinses we gɛt rɛd ia bin de ala ɛn i bin rilis laytin bak frɔm in nɛv, ɛn i bin kɔmɔt di smɔl ɔrk dɛn we bin stil de alayv:
  - Wi pripia sɔntin we ebi fɔ dɛn pas krawn!
  Ɛn so di wɔri pipul dɛn, ɔl wan ɔndrɛd tawzin gyal pikin dɛn, go tek am ɛn, we Ɛlfarai tɛl dɛn fɔ du, dɛn go jomp ɔp ɛn spin dɛn leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul na di ays. Dis go mek big big briz go kam, ɛn rial majik big big briz go kam. Ɛn wan wef we gɛt big big pawa go de, ɛn wan wef we gɛt bɔku bɔku mɔni fɔ wan majik tsunami.
  Dis bin mek di las ɔrk dɛn bin pwɛl ɛn dɛn bin flat kpatakpata.
  Dɛn bin de frɛsh dɛn ɛn bi kɔtlɛt.
  Elfaraya se wit pathos:
  - Di antɛm fɔ di Mama Land de siŋ na wi at,
  Wi go mek ɔltin na di yunivas gladi...
  Mek wi get di legendary Mohammedans,
  Ɛvin ɛn di wɔl gɛt big pawa!
  
  ELF-PILOT AGƐNST DI ATƐK SASHA
  Insay wan pan di ɔda yunivas dɛn, insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ, wan ɛlf bin flay kam insay. I bin jɔyn di Japan Ay Fos ɛn leta i bi dɛn nɔmba wan ɛs. Afta ɔl, ɛlf dɛn rili ebul, fast, nimbul, strɔng. Dɛn gɛt riakshɔn ɛn ɔl di riflɛs dɛm, bɛtɛ pas pipul dɛm fa fawe, plus wan majik vishɔn fɔ fɛt. We di ɛlf si wetin di ɛnimi go du.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di ɛlf we tek di niknem Kɔnan, bin de shot plen dɛn wit so izi, lɛk se i de krak sanflawa sid dɛn.
  Ɛn bikɔs ɔf am, Jepan bin win di nevl fɛt na Midway. Di big big win bin afɛkt di wan ol we aw di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin de go. Fɔs, di Japan pipul dɛn bin dɔn tek di tin we dɛn bin dɔn du na di Pasifik. Ɛn dɛn bot dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech di Awayi Akipɛlag, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan rili strɔng pozishɔn, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn fɔ bil wan difɛns perimita na di si dɛn.
  Bɔt sɔntɛm dis nɔ bin fɔ dɔn disayd if, afta dɛn win ya, di samurai nɔ bin dɔn disayd fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt agens di USSR.
  Wan sɔprayz atak bin apin afta dat na di Fa Is. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn na di Ɛmpaya fɔ di Rising San bin atak Vladivostok. Pan ɔl we di trɛtin fɔ atak we Jepan we lɛk sojaman dɛn go atak afta di win we Midway win bin bi rili rial, wit di ɛp we brayb ɛn treysin bin ɛp am, Mikado in ɛjɛn dɛn bin mek di Vladivostok kɔmand biliv se dɛn nɔ fɔ briŋ di sojaman dɛn rɛdi fɔ fɛt ful wan. Ɛn dis dɔn mek dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi briŋ di sɔd we Damɔklis bin gɛt, ɛn dɛn de it na di rɛstɔrant. Meja Stalingradova bin ol di yɔŋ ɔfisa in ia, i bin lɔng pas am wan ed ɛn i bin klia se i strɔng:
  - Na boor en drunkard i bi! Wetin mek yu tim nɔ ɔganayz so? Dis man luk mo laik kabin boi pas ofisa. Sɔntɛm fɔs, blo am fayn so dat ɔl di hop dɛn go kɔmɔt.
  Kɔnɔl Palatsev bin shem:
  - Dis na Sashka Sokolovsky. Dɛn bin sɛn am fɔ go kɔs dɛn dairekt frɔm di Suvorov Military School, jɔs lɛk aw wan program we dɛn bin shɔt. I stil jɔs bi bɔbɔ, in batde de insay tu mɔnt - i ol fayvtin ia.
  Stalingradova bin kray we i nɔ bin fayn:
  - Eh! We i ol fɔtin ia ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi ɔfisa! Na dat wɔ de du! A nɔ bin ivin no se molokos dɔn ɔlrɛdi de gɛt ful-ful taytul.
  Palatsev bin shrug in ed:
  - Insay wɔ, pikin dɛn kin gro kwik! Pantap dat, wan stori apin to am, i tan lɛk se na in rayt di bɛst stori bɔt di difens fɔ Mɔsko, ɛn Zhukov bin notis dis ɛn advays fɔ transfa di bɔbɔ frɔm kadɛt to ɔfisa.
  Stalingradova bin kam fɔ gɛt gud at pan dɛn wɔd ya:
  - Fayn! Dat i nɔto fulman. - I shek in finga lɛk skul ticha. - Oval nɔ bad, bɔt nɔ fɔ drink igen! A kin smɛl di smel, bɔt mi nos tan lɛk dɔg in yon, rayt ɔnda di traybɔn! - Wan strɔng uman, machɔ, bɔt nɔ lɔs in atletik slɛnd ɛn freshnɛs, pɔynt in finga to di kɔlɔnɛl. - Akchuali, yu go pe fo am tu. Di man dɔn ol midul ej, bɔt i de biev lɛk dis.
  Palatsev bin kɔf wit hysterically:
  - Fɔ tru, a ol tati tri, bɔt a dɔn ɔlrɛdi wund sɛvin tɛm, so i tan lɛk se a dɔn ol...
  Stalingradova bin want fɔ tɔk sɔntin fɔ ansa am, we wantɛm wantɛm di saylɛns we bin de bifo di don bin split bay wan big big ala ala. I bin tan lɛk se ebi ebi ston dɛn de fɔdɔm frɔm di skay, ɛn di winda glas bɔs wantɛm wantɛm. Di ays ston dɛn bin de krak krak na di tebul ɛn ivin land na di ɔfisa dɛn we bin dɔn chak, dɛn an ɛn fes. Stalingradova bin ala lɛk kɔmanda se:
  - Ɔlman kɔmɔt de wantɛm wantɛm.
  Palatsev bin ala fɔ ansa am, so lawd wan dat i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i chɛr in vɔkal kɔd dɛn:
  - Dis na twɛlv ɛn ettin inch shel! I tan lɛk se di Japan fɛt ship dɛn we gɛt di bɔku bɔku tɔn dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ fɛn animal dɛn, we min.
  Stalingradova bin nak di wɔl wit in but bikɔs i bin fil bad. Wan poke frɔm wan trofi but, bay di we, krak di tayl:
  - I bigin, bɔt nɔto lɛk aw wi bin dɔn plan! Nɔto so atɔl! Damn it, wi nid fɔ tek di skwadron go na si wantɛm wantɛm ɛn sink di flet fɔ di kɔntri we gɛt narrow-eyed warriors.
  Di kapten fɔ di fɔs rank (we dɛn kin kɔl kɔlɔnɛl), we bin fɔdɔm pan ɔl in 4 fut, bin de muf se:
  - Wepan de onli pan mi destroyer en wan tu oda smol trof. Wi nɔ ivin gɛt ansa.
  Stalingradova sho wan ebi fist:
  - Wɛl, yu ɛn dɔnki dɛn! - Di wɔriɔ wit blu ia we tan lɛk tsunami we de blo bin de grɔmbul. - Bɔt yu fɔ gɛt kɔstal artileri! Nɔto ɔlman dɛn bin sɛn na di Wɛstɛn Frɔnt, ɛn bak na di plen dɛn. Afta ɔl, dɛn dɔn de tɔk bɔt di tru tin se Jepan kin go insay di wɔ ɛnitɛm, dɛn dɔn de tɔk bɔt am fɔ sɔm ia naw.
  Palatsev, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi wund fayn fayn wan, bin want fɔ tɔk, bɔt ɔda tɛnda bin de ɛn sɔm pat dɛn bin ren. Di sayrin bin de ala, ɛn i bin de wɔn se plen dɛn de kam. Di kɔlɔnɛl fɔ di nevl fɔs, wit big prɔblɛm, tinap ɛn ala oba di ala ala we Stalingrad bin de ala se:
  - Wi gɛt avieshɔn, ɛn kɔstal bateri, ivin if dɛn nɔ ful-ɔp. Wi go ebul fɔ ansa!
  Di payɔnia bin de grɔmbul as i de rɔn na di strit dɛn:
  - A jɔs nid fɔ rɔn to mi fɛtman ɛn a go hit dɛn samurai wɔriɔ ya, i nɔ go tan lɛk se i tu bad. Dɛn go pe bak fɔ Tsushima ɛn Midouen.
  Sashka Sokolovsky, insay di drim we i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi ɔfisa, ɛn nɔto slev, we dɛn kɔt in af yes, bin gri:
  - Yes, dem go pe! Ɛn ivin wit intres!
  Dɛn bin yɛri di bɔm dɛn we de bɔn ɛn di chata we dɛn kin tɔk let fɔ fɛt di gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt di plen dɛn. In jɔnal, dɛn bin pul bɔku pan di ɛya difens na Vladivostok bak insay 1941, fɔ mek di difens na Mɔsko strɔng, so i bin tan lɛk se bɔku bɔku say dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun"s kamp nɔ bin rili pe atɛnshɔn to dis kayn "nɔys". Japanese dive bombers bin drop spring "gifts" wit wan piercing screech. Dɛn bin atak di siti ɛn di bot dɛn. Japan plen dɛn nɔ tu big, bɔt dɛn kin ebul fɔ du sɔntin, bɔt di kɔmɔn tin dɛn, di ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt, kin ebi. Di big wan pan dɛn ivin smɔl na di si, in lɔng na tri ɔndrɛd mita, ɛn in gɔn dɛn na 460 milimita. So fa, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ sink ɛni wan pan dɛn fayn fayn tin ya, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin sev, wit di kruza dɛn, bin pwɛl di si. Dis bin rili fiba di bad bad atak we dɛn bin atak di Land of the Rising Sun, we bin apin Janwari 27, 1904. Na da tɛm de nɔmɔ dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni avieshɔn.
  Palatsev bin fil se i de swɛla bikɔs i de rɔn. I nɔto supaman, bɔt na simpul man we gɛt sik na in lɔng we de si insɛf pan prɔblɛm. Bɔt Viktɔria Stalingradova nɔ bin pas am tumɔs. A de wɔnda aw ol i ol, i nɔ kin rili luk pas tati, in bɔdi big ɛn in sholda dɛn brayt lɛk man in yon.
  Stalingradova tɔn rawnd wantɛm wantɛm ɛn wɛf in an:
  - Nɔ rɔn, ol man, fala mi! "I bin de ala wit pawa dat di sawnd wef jɔs nak in yes. - Tek di distroya go na di si kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔm bin de rɔm nia de, dɔti bin fɔdɔm, wan pan dɛn bin fɔdɔm dairekt pan Stalingradova, ɛn i bin kech am wit in an ɔtomɛtik wan. Di Terminator gyal bin fil lɛk golkipa we dɔn win penalty kik fayn fayn wan di fragmɛnt bin rawnd, wam ɛn i bin tan lɛk bɔl; Wantɛm wantɛm, Viktɔria fil sɔntin we wata de flɔ na in an. Di titi luk di ship we bin dɔn pwɛl, ɛn ivin da tɛm de, ivin as ayɛn wɔriɔ, we bin dɔn mek i at bikɔs ɔf tri ia wɔ (Mɔr go de wit di Spanish ɛn sivil wan dɛn), nɔs bin rayz na in trot. I bin gɛt pikin in ed na in an. Po gyal (yu kin si am na in shɔt pigtɛl, wit in yay we dɛn knock aut. Stalingradova tek tɛm put in ed pan di krak krak asfalt ɛn krɔs insɛf:
  - Yu nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ sin ɔ liv! Bɔt, nɔbɔdi nɔ de we sin pas Gɔd, so no sin nɔ de we pas fɔ nɔ bisin bɔt di sɔfa we pikin dɛn de sɔfa.
  Wan ɔda ala ala, ɛn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn, wan nak di titi in but, ɛn skrach in skin. Stalingradova bin want fɔ tɔn rawnd ɛn rɔsh as fast as i ebul fɔ go na di rɔnwe, usay in MIG bin de peshɛnt wet fɔ in agresiv ɔna, bɔt...
  Di wɔriɔ in yay we shap lɛk daga bled, bin si wan pen we nɔ go ebul fɔ bia na di kapten fɔ di fɔs rank Vladimirovich in fes, we in ɔp pat pan di bɔdi we dɛn bin dɔn kɔt bin de flay we di blast wev bin tos am. Di titi insɛf nɔ bin jɔs rɔnawe pan di smɔl smɔl pat. Pan ɔl we i na gyal pikin, i bin fɔs tek gɔn bak insay di Rɔshian ɛn Jepan tɛm we Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin de rul. Wan tɛm, sɔm we dɛn bin de kech am na in chɛst, ivin di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt di intanashɔnal fɛt na Spen. Dis bin mek wan dip skata bin stil de, ɛn dis bin mek i nɔ fayn fɔ lɔng tɛm. Plɛs di arɛst ɛn sɛn di kɔlɔnɛl na kɔnsɛntreshɔn kamp. Na tru se na Sayberia, na wan say usay dɛn de kɔt tik dɛn, dɛn bin introduks am to wan majik man we rili pawaful, we, wit di ɛp we i bin de ɛp am fɔ rɔb ɛn kɔl spirit dɛn, i bin ebul fɔ mɛn dis wund ɛn sɔm ɔda wan dɛn, lɛk se i nɔ ɛva de. Ska dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn bin de fɛt wit di Jepan, Jamani, Wait Chɛk, sojaman dɛn na Kolchak, Denikin, Wrangel. Ɛn i bin de tich am bɔku tin, so i bin tan lɛk se Stalingradova de pan di kayn pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik.
  I bin gɛt di chans fɔ kɔmɔt bifo tɛm bay we i yuz uman dɛn charm, so dɛn bin gi am amnɛsti, pan ɔl we dɛn bin chaj am bɔku. Di pɔynt, fɔ tru, nɔto fɔ mek di man biliv so, bɔt na fɔ mek shɔ se di pɔsin we ɔganayz di pati nɔ no bɔt dis. Ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn de we de tɛl pipul dɛn bɔt ɔl di strɛp dɛn so dat di pɔsin we de gi di infɔmeshɔn de push di pɔsin we de gi di infɔmeshɔn pan di pɔsin we gi di infɔmeshɔn ɛn di pɔsin we de gi di infɔmeshɔn. So yu nɔ go gɛt bɔku spid if yu valyu yu wok.
  Dis min se Jepan gɛt bɔku bɛnifit pan infantri, plen, ɛn ivin tank dɛn. Wɛl, na tank, na wi pat i de kɔmpɛns bay kwalitatif supiriɔriti, bɔt di ɔda wan dɛn kin wɔs pasmak. Pan ɔl we, if wi tek smɔl gɔn, Jepan de biɛn smɔl bak pan di nɔmba fɔ mashin gɔn dɛn, i men wan gɛt shotgun dɛn; Bɔt di Fa Istan divishɔn dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ sabmashin gɔn dɛn. Nɔto inof mashin dɛn de fɔ ɔlman. So... We i kam pan kwaliti, no supiriɔriti nɔ de na di infantri, rather ivin worse, ɔl di bɛst ɔfisa dɛn bin transfa to di Soviet frɔnt, na ya di wɔs sojaman dɛn, as a rule, dɛn nɔ bin faya pan, we gɛt minimum of trenin fɔ sojaman dɛn. Dis min se di wɔ bigin na say we nɔ fayn fɔ di USSR. Ɛn dɛn go sɛn bɔku nyu rizɔv dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek na di ist...
  Stalingradova bin stɔp wantɛm wantɛm insay faya. Di siti ɔspitul we dɛn bin bɔm bin de bɔn. Di pikchɔ rili apɔkalips: uman, pikin, ɛn ol pipul dɛn de bɔn layf layf wan. Na ya di bebi fɔdɔm stret insay di faya, ɛn ɔlsay rawnd, wan bad bad kray ɛn kray bin de kray.
  Stalingradova fil di trɔmpɛt dɛn we di ay enjɛl dɛn bin de blo na in ed ɛn trowe insɛf insay di faya. Tong dɛn we gɛt faya bin lik di titi in an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn in fes we opin, bɔt di payɔnia bin muf so kwik dat i bin ebul fɔ pik di pikin, ɛn pul am kɔmɔt na di embras we i bin de ambɔg am.
  Di titi jomp kɔmɔt, i fil smɔl it nɔmɔ na in skin, ɛn i luk di pikin. Ala, i bin tu let, di bɔbɔ bin swɛla, i drɔ faya insay in lɔng, ɛn bɔn bin de na in rawnd fes. Dɛn kayn blista dɛn ya we gɛt rɔtin na di skin kin tan lɛk di dezi bɔd dɛn. Stalingradova bin ala se:
  - Dis na mɔtalman chaos!
  I nak wan bɔku bɔku dɔti wit in but, afta dat i rɔsh fɔ ɛp fɔ no udat ɔda pɔsin go sev. I bin de mɛmba wan kobra we bin de dans bitwin di gas bɔna dɛn, di titi bin de rɔtin ɛn dans rili whimsically. I bin bɔn, in but dɛn bin mɛlt, in klos bin char, bɔt i kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt tranga wan fɔ ɛvri kray wata we pikin kray, fɔ ɛni bit we smɔl at bit, fɔ ɛvri layf we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk, bɔt we rili nid fɔ liv fɔ di kɔntri! Di but dɛn bin fɔdɔm, ɛn naw di titi bin de dans tru di briz we de blo wit in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn. I bin bi martyr, bɔt nɔto jɔs wan nun we de mek insɛf sɔfa wit fast ɛn lash, we nɔ de bɛnifit Gɔd ɔ pipul dɛn, wan martyr-fighter we de sev patikyula layf. Di wɔri gyal in leg dɛn bin kɔba wit wan layt we gɛt smɔl smɔl blista dɛn, bɔt i bin de muv ivin fast ɛn kɔrɛkt wan bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  Di kapten fɔ di mɛdikal savis pul big big but dɛn na in bag ɛn ala to am se:
  - Tek dɛn, put dɛn pan kwik kwik wan! Yu, we de dans tru di faya, go bi kripul.
  Di wɔman we gɛt di rank fɔ bi mɛja ansa wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ bi kripul pan bɔdi pas fɔ bi freak pan abit! Nɔto sɛkɔn fɔ yusɛf, ɔltin fɔ di frɔnt, ɔltin fɔ win!
  Di mɛdikal kapten bin ansa se:
  - Dis na rial Soviet man!
  Stalingradova, we bin de tramp di faya, bin swɛ:
  - Wetin yu valyu, sev pipul!
  Di kapten bin swɛt se:
  - A gɛt prostɛtik instead ɔf leg!
  Stalingradova, we pul wan ɔda titi we gɛt af-af bɔn fes ɛn we nɔ no natin, ala wit wamat se:
  - Aw Gɔd kruk!
  Di kapten bin shrug se:
  - Nɔto Gɔd in fɔlt, bɔt na pipul dɛn fɔlt!
  Stalingradova bin agens am wit rili rizin ɛn kɔnfidɛns:
  - Dis na di sem tin we yu se - nɔto di mama ɛn papa fɔ blem, bɔt na di pikin dɛn!
  Di kapten bin want fɔ ansa sɔntin, bɔt klawd we gɛt smok kam insay in trot, ɛn i kɔf bad bad wan.
  Di bɔm dɛn bin day dɔŋ, bɔt di shel dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de. Di ship in gɔn dɛn gɛt fayn fayn shel dɛn, pan ɔl we naw dɛn bin de kɛr di faya mɔ pan di Soviet bot dɛn we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn. Yamamoto bin ɔndastand se fɔ bi suprimiti na si go transfa di initiativ to Jepan fɔ lɔng tɛm insay dis wɔ. Bɔt fɔ bil ship na tin we dia ɛn i kin tek bɔku tɛm, pan ɔl we fɔ ɛgzampul, sɔntɛm i kin izi fɔ mek sabmarin. Dis, na tru, nid fɔ tek tɛm bak, bɔt i impɔtant fɔ brok di strɔkchɔ. Admiral Yamamoto, we na di man we bin gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na Jepan afta Emparɔ Hirohito, bin fil lɛk gɔd. Na rial gɔd, so di rilijɔn na di Land of the Rising Sun bin de tich se di bɛst we fɔ mek pɔsin bi gɔd na fɔ gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt! Ɛn naw di big kɔmanda bin ebul fɔ mek di ples we de rawnd am sɔfa ɛn chenj di we aw i want. Ova Vladivostok tik tik blak klawd dɛn de we gɛt smok fɔ bɔku kilomita dɛn ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn de kip ɔyl de bɔn. Ɔndrɛd, tawzin pipul dɛn de bɔn, ɛl, aw yu nɔ go fil lɛk gɔd afta dis, de tek revaŋg pan di Rɔshian dɛn fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm we dɛn dɔn shem, wan big pipul we dɛn fos fɔ gɛda na wan strɛch ayland dɛn we so smɔl we yu kɔmpia am to di big big Rɔshia . Naw di Rɔshian bot dɛn de sink, ɛn dɛn nɔ go lɛk Pɛru Aba, dɛn nɔ go lɛf pas wan bot biɛn.
  Yamamoto bin prɔmis di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt di Khalkhin Gol fɔ gi wan sem kayn blo to Vladivostok, ɛn dɛn bin mek wan ditayl plan fɔ am. Bɔt Hitlɛr bin mek pis wit Stalin we i nɔ bin de tink se i go du. Jɛnɛral wan, di idiot Hitler bin bigin fɔ kil di Ju pipul dɛn ɛn dis bin mek i tɔn ɔl tu di kɔntri dɛn na Polan ɛn di Wɛstinian kɔntri dɛn agens insɛf. Ɛn wetin mek i bin nid dis? Yu bin want fɔ gɛt jɛntri we di Ju pipul dɛn gɛt? Bɔt i bin bɛtɛ fɔ fɔs bi wɔl pawa bay we dɛn win di USSR, ɛn sɔntɛm afta dat ɔda kɔntri dɛn. I izi fɔ win di Wɛst bikɔs ɔf di tru tin se in mentality nɔ kin rili bi fanatisism ɛn di abit fɔ sakrifays insɛf. Yu tink se at least wan kes de we pipul sabi se Amɛrikan payɔt dɛn go ram? Na tru se tu-tri pipul dɛn bin rɔsh, bɔt i go mɔs bi se dis na aksidɛnt. Rɔshian pipul dɛn na fanatik, we na strenj, bikɔs di Ɔtodɔks fet nɔ gri fɔ kil dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn nɔ biliv atɔl se feats of arms kin gɛt we fɔ go na ɛvin. Jɛnɛral wan, di tichin we Krays de tich na tin we rili ful ɛn i nɔ pɔsibul. I Yamamoto bin rid di Baybul ɛn i bin sɔprayz fɔ si pipul dɛn fulish, i bin de tek am se na pɔsin we lɛk pis lɛk Gɔd. Fɔ ɛgzampul, i de tich se: if dɛn nak yu na yu rayt chɛst, ɔf yu lɛft, dɛn de aks fɔ wan shirt, gi tu, lɛk yu ɛnimi! Na pɔsin we gɛt maynd sik nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ tek Krays Gɔd. Dis kayn rilijɔn gud fɔ slev dɛn nɔmɔ, we dɛn fos fɔ de ɔnda dɛn. Ɛn ɔl di pipul dɛn na Yurop ɛn af pat na di wɔl go dɔn biliv am. Na tru se di tin dɛn we Jizɔs bin tich, pan ɔl we i nɔ gri wit di prinsipul we de na di Ol Tɛstamɛnt, we na yay fɔ wan yay, ɛn we de tich fɔ lɛk yu ɛnimi dɛn, nɔ bin mek di British nɔ win wan pat pan tri pat pan di wan ol planɛt, we mek di wan dɛn we pas ɔl big big ɛmpaya insay di wan ol istri bɔt mɔtalman. Ɛn dis pan ɔl we bɔku rilijɔn dɛn de na Briten, usay dɛn kin ivin tɔk bɔt Gɔd na di nashɔnal im. I strenj se US prɛsidɛnt dɛn de swɛ pan di Baybul, bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bɔm Japan siti dɛn wit napalm bɔm, ɛn bɔn bɔku bɔku uman ɛn pikin dɛn layf layf wan. Pantap dat, dɛn nɔ kil di sivil pipul dɛn, nɔto bay aksidɛnt, bɔt dɛn bin kil am bay wilful dis na bin taktik fɔ mek di sivil pipul dɛn fred: fɔ pwɛl mɔtalman ɛn ikɔmik risɔs. Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ dɔn bɔm di say dɛn we Amɛrika de yet. Bɔt dɛn go du dat! Dɛn kin tɔk bak se di samurai dɛn kin du spɛshal kruk. I Yamamoto, if i want, i kin brok tru wit bɔm bɔm dɛn to Amɛrika siti dɛm, mɔ afta dɛn win di Yankee flet nia Peru Harbor. Yɛs, pipul dɛn na Yurop na pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt gud abit dɛn. Dɛn gɛt wan bad bad ɔndastandin, fet, tichin ɛn nɔ fulfil! Nɔto so i bi na Jepan! Wetin wi de tich na wetin wi de du. No tin nɔ de we Gɔd se, tɔn di ɔda chɛst, bɔt di sem tɛm in savant dɛn kin kil smɔl pikin dɛn bay wilful. Jɛnɛral wan, di biliv se Gɔd na wan ɛn di Ɔlmayti nɔ kin bi tru. If na in wangren de, i go mɔs mek shɔ se pipul dɛn de wɔship am di rayt we, wit fet ɛn tru, ɛn gɛt wan tichin. Ɛn so ɔlman de pre as i want, ɛnitin we i want. Ɛn di wɔl tu ɔg ɛn rɔng fɔ mek wan Ɔlmayti Gɔd mek am. Afta ɔl, ɛni rula we gɛt rɛspɔnsibiliti fɔs, i de tray fɔ mek ɔda tin dɛn ɔganayz ɛn du tin tret. I want mek di wan dɛn we strɔng, we gɛt sɛns, we gɛt ay pozishɔn, we ɔnɛs, bin de fɔs, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn ɔ kɔrɛkt dɛnsɛf, gro pan bɔdi ɛn spirit, ɔ... Bɔt if Gɔd na Ɔlmayti ɛn na in mek di wan ol wɔl, dat min se i nɔ go du dat mek yu bɔdi ɛn maynd nɔ fayn . Afta ɔl, wetin mek sɔntɛnde dɛn kin fos di empara fɔ bia di wikɛd tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin du as sɔntin we dɛn dɔn gi am? Bikɔs no ɔda we nɔ de fɔ kɔmɔt de, i nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔn ɔg pipul dɛn to fayn fayn man dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we de fred to brayt pipul dɛn insay wan blink ɔf wan yay. Bɔt if a bin ebul, a go du am wantɛm wantɛm!
  Ala, wi fɔ aksept wetin de ɛn dil wit di mɔtalman matirial we wi bin gɛt as givɛn. Bɔt frɔm udat a gɛt dis na difrɛn kwɛstyɔn. Ɛn di empara insɛf gɛt wikɛd tin dɛn: i jɔs tan lɛk man - i kin ol, i kin sik, i kin rɔtin. I strenj, bɔt bɔku tɛm di divayn empara nɔ kin liv lɛk ɔdinari savant, ɛn i kin yuz wɛpɔn dɛn we bad pas bɔku pan di jenɛral dɛn ɛn bɔku sojaman dɛn. Wɛl, wetin de insay de frɔm Ɔlmayti Gɔd. Bɔt wayt wan dɛn nɔ bɛtɛ! Insay di wan ol istri na Yurop, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de we bin rili bad ɛn we bin ebul fɔ win di wɔ pas Hitlɛr. I rili de sho se di wayt pipul dɛn gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt wɔ! Ɛn pan ɔl dat, di bigman we bin de oba ɔl di tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ ivin gradyuet frɔm sɛkɔndari skul ɔ fɔ gɛt sɛkɔndari skul, we na tin we pɔsin fɔ du na Jepan!
  Pantap dat, dɛn nɔ bin tek Hitlɛr fɔ bi ami bikɔs ɔf wɛlbɔdi biznɛs. I sɔri fɔ no se dis pɔsin we de fala di kult fɔ trɛnk, we na di layɔn fɔ wɔ, bin tɔn to wi bɔdi so dat ivin na Jamani, usay sojaman de na ɛni pila, dɛn nɔ bin kɔl am fɔ bi prayvet pɔsin. Yɛs, aw Yurop dɔn pwɛl.
  Bɔt Stalin, we na wan ɔda pɔlitiksman we bin rili sabi fɔ du tin insay wi tɛm, insɛf nɔ bin gɛt sɛkɔndari edyukeshɔn, i bin gɛt sɛns. Ɛn wetin intrestin na dat, dɛn nɔ bin draft am bak fɔ go na di ami bikɔs ɔf wɛlbɔdi rizin. I intrestin, coincidence, tu bad bad enemi dem no bin get sekondari edukeshon, dem no bin kol dem fo soja wok bikos of helt rizin, dem bin get papa dem we bin de drink, en Hitler in papa bin de wok tu as shoemaker tu fos!
  Dis na so coincidence, strenj, ominous. Goering, we na Hitler in raytan, nɔ tan lɛk dat. I kɔmɔt na wan famili we gɛt bigman dɛn, Goering in gret gret granpa na bin di diputi fɔ di de facto rula na Jamani, Bismak. Goering na biznɛsman, oligark, aristokrat ɛn pragmatist. Dɛn si am bak se i pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn tek di ples fɔ di Fuhrer we dɛn bin dɔn gɛt. Amɛrika ɛn Briten sɛf, pan ɔl we sikrit wan, want fɔ pul Rɔshia, ilɛksɛf di gɔvmɛnt we de rul, bɔt dɛn want fɔ pul di kɔmyunis dɛn, we de dinay di rial kɔnsɛpt fɔ prayvet prɔpati, sote dɛn ivin tɔn dɛn yay pan di we aw Jamani bin strɔng pasmak.
  Bɔt, Jamani na jiyopɔlitikal kɔmpitishɔn, bɔt na kɔmpitishɔn insay di freym fɔ di kapitalis ɛn aristokratik lɔ dɛn fɔ di gem, ɛn Bolshevik Rɔshia na absoliutli alien ɛn ɛnimi. I ivin sɔprayz se insay "41, Churchill insɛf bin gi ɛp to Stalin, pan ɔl we i bin de agens kɔmyunizim ɛn tradishɔnal, Inglish et Rɔshia. Afta ɔl, Jamani ɔnda di Rɛd dɛn na wɔ ɔs we dɛn tay to wan Sɔviɛt chariɔt, ɛn di USSR ɔnda di Brawns na ples we pipul dɛn de tek pat pan di gɔvmɛnt sote go. Afta ɔl, di fanatik Bolshevik dɛn nɔ go mek pis wit dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn go fɛt wan gɔli wɔ we go tek lɔng tɛm, we go so taya di Third Reich dat ɔl di drim dɛn fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ go bifo mɔ go dɔn lɛk renbo afta tɛnda! Rɔshia ɔnda Jamani bɛtɛ pas Jamani ɔnda Rɔshia! Fɔ ɔndastand dis klia wan, wetin mek Amɛrika ɛn Briten de luk fɔ we fɔ kɔmɔt na di wɔ.
  Yamamoto na pragmatist, i bin de pan wɔ wit USA ɛn Britain. Bɔt dɛn tu ɛmpaya dɛnsɛf bin mek Jepan vɛks bay we dɛn bin put lɔ se dɛn nɔ fɔ gi pipul dɛn petrolium. Afta ɔl, di Land of the Rising Sun nɔ gɛt in yon wɛl, ɔ bɔku ɔda raw matirial dɛn. Di Japan pipul dɛn bin de negoshiet, di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de mek mɔ ɛn mɔ dimand dɛn we de mek dɛn shem.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm, di Yanki dɛn, we bin de mek di wɔ, nɔ bin bost atɔl fɔ briŋ di ami ɛn di nevi fɔ rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Di tɛmteshɔn bin tɔn to big, mɔ bikɔs di op na bin se Mɔsko go fɔdɔm ɛn Jamani ɛn in padi dɛn go kam ɛp am. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin kɔlkul se Amɛrika, bikɔs i stil na kɔntri we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ dimokrasi, we rili dipen pan pɔblik opinion, if di wɔ drɛg, i nɔ go want fɔ shed blɔd wit fri-an na ɔda ayland dɛn. Fɔ tru, wetin mek di avrej sitizin na Amɛrika fɔ gɛt zink kɔfin wit in fambul dɛn, if wi nɔ de tɔk bɔt fɔ protɛkt di teritɔri na Amɛrika sɛf, ɛn i fɔ pe bɔku bɔku soja taks bak! Sɔntɛm na dat mek tsarist Rɔshia lɔs, gɛt mɔ sojaman dɛn, bɔt di Rɔshian pipul dɛn nɔ bin tek Manchuria as dɛn teritɔri, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ pe wit blɔd ɛn swet fɔ abstrakt intɛres. Alas, Hitler nɔ bin tek Mɔsko, sɔm pan am na bikɔs i nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ di harsh Winter, ɛn sɔm pan am na bikɔs ɔf di fanatisism we di Bolshevik dɛn bin gɛt. Bɔt nɔto di Bolshevik dɛn nɔmɔ, di Rɔshian dɛn na pipul dɛn we kin sakrifays dɛnsɛf fɔ gɛt big big gol dɛn. Afta ɔl, na di Rɔshian man we nem Mɛsa bin du di fɔs ay ram. I ivin sɔprayz se i nɔ du dis fɔ di sake of di paradise houris, bɔt fɔ di sake of di Fatherland. Pan ɔl we... Messer na pat pan am na fulman, afta ɔl, i na masta sabi bukman pan aerobatics, na invɛntɔ, na dizayna, ɛn fɔ tru, i bin de alayv i bin fɔ dɔn briŋ bɔku mɔ bɛnifit to di Mama Land. Sɔntɛm di Yankees nɔ so rɔng we dɛn de kɔpi di prinsipul: di men tin na fɛt na fɔ sev! Afta ɔl, pɔsin we dɔn day nɔ go ebul fɔ kil igen!
  Admiral Naumo bin notis se:
  - Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi yuz pas tu-tɛd pan di amunishɔn. Di gɔn dɛn bin rili wam, dɛn bin de tɔn bɔkit wata pan dɛn!
  Yamamoto mek wan krɔs na di ays wit in finga ɛn tɔk wit lɔw vɔys we nɔ gɛt wan dawt smɔl se:
  - A tink se di gɔn dɛn go tinap fɔ di las tri pat pan di shel dɛn. Pan ɔl we nɔ, knock out te to naynti fayv pasɛnt.
  Admiral Naumo shrug ɛn was swet na in fɔɛd:
  - I fayn fɔ gi ɔl yu bɛst di fɔs de?
  Yamamoto bin klem in fist dɛn:
  - Di kɔst dɛn! Na tru se i fayn fɔ du am! Wi bin kech di Rɔshian dɛn bay sɔprayz, lɛk aw i bin apin insay 1904, ɛn di Jamani dɛn insay 1941, bɔt Stalin go pɔnish di kɔmand bad bad wan ɛn dis nɔ go apin igen. So yu nid fɔ tek advantej pan di tru tin we se di dragɔn in tel dɔn slip. Fɔ tru, a ɔndastand se Stalin bin tek in atɛnshɔn sote i bin stɔp fɔ kia fɔ di Fa Is. Ɛn in ɛntourage we nɔ gɛt lida de fred fɔ tek di fɔs. So dɛn bin mis wi blo. As di Amɛrika pipul dɛn de du, bay di we. I bin klia to ɔlman se na tɛm fɔ pripia, klawd de gɛda, i nɔ go te igen tɛnda go kam, bɔt...
  Naumo bin tɔch di hilt fɔ di samurai sɔd we bin de hang pan in bɛlt, ɔ as dɛn kin kɔl am katana:
  - Rɔshian dɛn kin akt let ɔltɛm! Di wɔ nɔ go tu lɔng ɛn wi go rich na di Yural.
  Yamamoto es in yay ɔp to di skay:
  - Mek di gɔd dɛn ɛp wi wit dis, bɔt a nɔ tink so! Dɛn kin lan kwik, Khalkhin Gol sho se di Rɔshian lɛvɛl ay pas di tɛm we di wɔ bin de insay 1904-1905. Apat frɔm dat, a go tɛl yu wan sikrit. Wi sikrit ɛjɛn na Vladivostok bin ɛp smɔl se di kɔstal artileri we bin rili pawaful nɔ bin gɛt shel, ɛn di plen dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek ɔf insay di rayt tɛm. Dis na di sikrit wɔ.
  Naumo bin sɔprayz se:
  - Usay SMERSH ɛn di NKVD bin de luk?
  Yamamoto bin de laf, i bin de shek in finga dɛn.
  - Na ya na di Fa Is di wɔs pipul dɛn na Rɔshia de sav di wan dɛn we de fred fɔ day na di Sɔviɛt-Jaman frɔnt kin rili want fɔ go na Vladivostok. So, na ya i izi fɔ fɛn pɔsin we de tɔn in bak pan Gɔd ɔ pɔsin we nɔ gɛt sɛns na di tɔp, ɛn pɔsin we de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ. Ɛn di NKVD so yus fɔ pul pipul dɛn we dɛn kin imajin se dɛn nɔ de notis rial pipul dɛn we de tɔn dɛn bak pan Gɔd igen. So i rili pɔsibul fɔ wok. Bay di we, notis se if sɔm jenɛral dɛn go ova to di sayd fɔ di Jamani dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de trɛtin dɛn famili, fambul ɛn padi dɛn se dɛn go kil dɛn fɔ dis, den i rili pɔsibul fɔ brib pɔsin frɔm di tɔp. Ɔ yuz am na dak, we bɛtɛ pas dat. So wi bin du bɔku wok. Wi Japan pipul dɛn kin jɔs de tink gud wan bɔt di soja opareshɔn dɛn ɛn tek ɔl di ditil dɛn na kɔna.
  Naumo bin de rɔb di handel fɔ in katana:
  - Rayt! Bɔt di shem we Khalkhin Gol gɛt kin mek pɔsin fil bita ɛn i kin vɛks bad bad wan! Aw wi go ebul fɔ...
  Yamamoto bin kɔrej am:
  - Manchus bin de de pas Japanese, en in general yu no kin win ol di taim. A fɔ no se, pan ɔl dat, nɔto di bɛst yunit dɛn bin de fɛt na wi say, ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɛnifit pan plen ɛn tank dɛn.
  Naumo haf unsheathed in katana:
  - Dis nɔ de jɔstify wi! Samurai nɔ go ɛva abop pan dɔl bled, ɔs we taya, bɔku ɛnimi, ɔ wik wɛpɔn!
  Yamamoto bin kɔrɛkt am:
  - Na samurai, fɔ tru, nɔ, bɔt na mɔtalman, ɔnɔful wan, yes! Pipul dɛn kin mek mistek!
  Yamamoto bin gɛt distɛkt ɛn ala sɔntin insay di fon dɛn, dɔn i kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Samurai nɔ go ɛva rili bɛn! I go ram ɛn agens di kɔrɛnt.
  Naumo bin nɔd in ed:
  - Rili! Bɔt wi bin fɛt wit di USA ɛn di British Layɔn.
  Yamamoto tap in finga na di kɔntrol rum:
  - Yɛs! Na tru, bɔt USA bin gɛt hit na in tit, Briten lɔs in kɔloni dɛn, ɛn Jamani bin gɛt prɔblɛm. Wi bin want fɔ pul bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn frɔm di Wɛst pat na Rɔshia fɔ mek i izi fɔ di Wehrmacht fɔ go fɛt. Dɛn bin plan fɔ mek di strayk fɔ May, bay di tɛm we di rod dɛn dɔn dray, bɔt di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am.
  Naumo pul wan katana ɛn slash am na di ays:
  - Day to di USA! Dɛn de mɔna Jepan ɔltɛm.
  Yamamoto bin grin wit sɛns:
  - Nɔto ɔltɛm, fɔ tru, fɔ ɛgzampul, we wi bin fɔs fɛt wit Rɔshia, di Yankees bin ɛp wi bɔku wit lɔn, ɛn bak fɔ saplae wɛpɔn. Mɔ pas af pan wi bot dɛn bin mek am wit mɔni frɔm USA ɛn Briten, ɛn na dɛn yon shipyards. So Amɛrika nɔ kin bad ɔltɛm, bɔt nɔto insay dis kes.
  Naumo aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Ɛn wetin mek?
  Yamamoto bin kɔndɛm fɔ ɛksplen se:
  - Wan grup fɔ lɔng-rɛnj bɔm dɛn brok tru to Tɔkyo ɛn lans wan insidious atak pan di kapital yuz napalm bɔm. Bɔku bɔku wud os dɛn bin bɔn, ɛn di empara bin tɛl dɛn fɔ muf di say we dɛn bin de kɔntrol di say we dɛn bin de kɔntrol di kapital siti, ilɛk wetin apin. Ɛn fɔs, kech di wan dɛn we de nia di Japan skel dɛn, we na di kɔmbat kɔmpleks we Amɛrikan bays dɛn de na di Midway akipelago. Ɛn wi bin ebul fɔ du am!
  Nauma bin de wev in sɔd na di ays:
  - Wi stil win!
  Yamamoto bin ambɔg am se:
  - Smat pipul de bitwin di wayt pipul dem tu! No wɔnda di Emparɔ bin put wan bɔst fɔ Nɛpɔlyɔn na in ɔfis. Bɔt wan ɔda Siza bin de, i se: i at fɔ kip wetin yu dɔn win pas fɔ win. If na so i bi, dis kin apin to wi fɔs. Nauma mek wan figa et wit in sɔd:
  - A ɔndastand wit mi maynd, bɔt wit mi at!
  Yamamoto tinap ɛn pat in kɔleja na in sholda:
  - Nɔ vɛks, insay dis kes wi de kɔmɔt fɔ kam bak. Wi go win di USSR ɛn bak rɔsh agens di USA ɛn di British, bɔt dis tɛm togɛda wit di Jamani ɛn di wan dɛn we de mek pasta.
  Admiral Nauma, wit wan muvmɛnt we i nɔ bin notis, i ayd di katana insay in swɛt ɛn, wit wan lisp, i wispa:
  - Di fiuja gud, bɔt di prɛsɛn bɛtɛ! Yu yɛri se dɛn dɔn yuz ɔl di bɔm dɛn we de na di ayrakt kyaria dɛn, ɛn...
  Yamamoto bin ɔda fɔ shɔt tɛm:
  - Go na do pan dɛk ɛn luk rawnd, insay af awa wi go tɔn rawnd ɛn kɔmɔt fɔ go na wi bays we de nia wi.
  Nauma wispa tru in nos:
  - A de obe, kɔmanda!
  Di admiral jomp kɔmɔt, i ol di domɔt so dat i nɔ go slam. Bifo in stɛp dɛn gɛt tɛm fɔ stɔp, wan shado slip kɔmɔt na di domɔt frɔm di wɔl, waka wit in fut ɛn trowe di kɔva dɛn.
  Wɛl, wetin na tɛm fɔ biznɛs, bɔt na nɛt fɔ lɔv?
  Meanwhile, Sashka Sokolovsky stil klaym insaid di LAGG-5 faiya.
  Di bɔbɔ bin want fɔ fɛt. I tek ɔf go to di fɔmidabul Kɔnan. Na dat mek na drim, bikɔs coincidences de we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv.
  Conan dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot fayv ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti Amɛrika ɛn British plen dɛn. Ɛn i krɔs in mɔt wit Sɔviɛt ays.
  Bɔt, i nɔ de sɔprayz us sɔprayz de wet fɔ am.
  Sashka Sokolovsky insɛf de agens am.
  Di bɔbɔ wɛr swimin trɔnk nɔmɔ, i kɔmfyut ɛn rɛshɔnal. I rɔsh fɔ go fɛt wan bad bad fɛt.
  In rival Kɔnan, we insɛf gɛt fayn ia, tan lɛk bɔbɔ we ol lɛk fɔtin ia so, i jɔs rili fayn ɛn i gɛt mɔsul dɛn we de sho klia wan.
  Dɛn tu bɔy dɛn ya na Tɛminatɔ.
  Dɛn kin bigin fɔ shot dɛnsɛf frɔm fa fa say. Ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn kin shem.
  Dɛn kin muf kɔmɔt na di we aw di shot dɛn de.
  Sashka ala se:
  - Fɔ mama land fɔ Stalin!
  Kɔnan de ala bak:
  - Fɔ Japan, fɔ di empara!
  Pan ɔl we i nɔto samurai atɔl, bɔt na ɛlf. Na di bɔbɔ we nem Kɔnan, de nak wan Soviet motoka.
  Sashka ansa simetrikal wan - bay we i kot di Japan wan.
  Dɛn tu fɛtman dɛn ya fit fɔ bi hiro.
  Dɛn kin flay togɛda ɔ skata na difrɛn say dɛn, bɔt dɛn ɔl tu nɔ kin ebul fɔ nak di ɔda wan.
  Sashka ala se:
  - Fayt, yu vile kɔvayd!
  Conan ansa se:
  - Yu na di kɔvayd we de fɛt!
  Dɛn kin kam bak togɛda. I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn ram dɛnsɛf, bɔt dɛn kin skata bak na difrɛn say dɛn. Nɔ, nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ bit ɛnibɔdi. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du dis.
  Ɛn dɛn skata bak.
  Sashka bin grɔmbul:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Kɔnan bin de ala se:
  - Nɔ, Jepan na mɔ oli ples!
  Sashka wispa ɛn ansa se:
  - Bɔt yu nɔto Japan! Ɛn nɔto ivin pɔsin!
  Kɔnan bin de grɔmbul wit in tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Ɛn udat na mi?
  Sashka bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Yu kɔmɔt na wan famili we gɛt layt ɛlf!
  Conan bin laf ɛn ansa am, ɛn i kɔt wan ɔda Soviet plen:
  - Na so yu sabi am!
  Sashka bin notis, we i de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal:
  - A sabi bɔku tin!
  Dɔn Kɔnan bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi du am dis we! Fo mi pesonali, dis wo na mo laik gem and entataynment, yu na pikin tu fo di twenti-wan senchri! Wetin yu nid fɔ Wɔl Wɔ Tu?
  Sashka bin notis fayn fayn wan we i bin de bang di Japan motoka:
  - A kɔmɔt na Rɔshia, ɛn bifo Rɔshia na bin di USSR. So yu kin se a de fɛt fɔ mi Mama Land!
  Conan bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn invent mi, di ɛlf Kɔnan, ɛn drɔ am na di anime. Na dat mek a de fɛt fɔ Jepan. So dis na bak, to sɔm mak, mi kɔntri!
  Sashka sɛn bak fɔ mek dɛn kam nia am. Dɛn bin de faya frɔm biɛn ɔl di mashin gɔn dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bit dɛnsɛf.
  Dɛn dɔn gɛt amunishɔn dɔn.
  Conan bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi du am! Mi ɛn yu ɔl tu de kɔmɔt na di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ! A de na mi wɔl, ɛn yu de na yu yon... Ɛn lɛ ivintɛns tek dɛn kɔs!
  Sashka bin agens am se:
  - Nɔ, dat nɔ go du! Japan dɔn ɔlrɛdi atak di USSR ɛn mek prɔblɛm dɛn. Ɔ wi go mek am lɛk se yu nɔ ɛva de insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu. Ɔ a go de ya fɔ fɛt!
  Conan grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Taym de dɔn fɔ wi ɔl tu insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu! Ɛn wi kin go bak na wi wɔl dɛn! Ɛn as fɔ chenj, a bin sakrifays pas yu, yɔŋ ɔfisa, bikɔs a na ɛlf! Yɛs, dɛn nɔ bin alaw yu fɔ de bifo di plen wantɛm wantɛm!
  Sashka bin grɔmbul:
  - If yu bisin...
  Bɔt bifo i ebul, wan flash bin kam, ɛn di plen dɛn ɛn di ɛs payɔt dɛn ɔl tu nɔ bin de igen na di ays.
  Dɔn di wɔ bigin wit tu wɔman dɛn we kɔmɔt na difrɛn wɔl dɛn. Wan pan di katun dɛn we dɛn kin mek na Jepan anime, ɛn di ɔda wan na bɔbɔ we dɛn bɔn insay di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd, bin kam bak to dɛn tɛm.
  Bɔt di deed dɔn ɔlrɛdi du, ɛn Japan, we dɔn win USA na si, atak di USSR frɔm di ist.
  Dɛn fos Stalin fɔ transfa impɔtant fɔs dɛn to di Is, ɛn i put di ɔfens na Stalingrad bifo tɛm. Na tru se di Rzhev-Sychovo opareshɔn stil de apin, bɔt i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ sakrifays pas di wan we dɛn bin dɔn du insay rial istri. Di Jamani dɛn ebul fɔ mek di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ kam bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de du bad bad tin dɛn to dɛn.
  Na tru se na Afrika di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin tek di tin we dɛn bin want fɔ du. Bɔt bikɔs nid nɔ bin de fɔ sev Pɔlɔs frɔm di pɔkit, Rɔmɛl bin gɛt mɔ rɛinfɔsmɛnt, ɛn i bin du wan rili fayn atak pan di Amɛrika pipul dɛn na Aljeria, ɛn i bin kech pas fifti tawzin sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn.
  Ebi ebi damej bin mek dɛn nɔ gri pan di Amɛrikan kɔmand, ɛn Ruzvelt bin friz di transfa fɔ sojaman dɛn to Afrika, ɛn jɔs deklare se di Pasifik Oshɔn impɔtant pas ɔl fɔ Amɛrika.
  Sɔm pan di Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn, ɛn bɔku pan di wan dɛn we de wok na di industri, dɛnsɛf bin insist fɔ pe atɛnshɔn pan Jepan.
  Dis bin mek, na Amɛrika, di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ de nia dɛnsɛf bin ebul fɔ push di prɔjek fɔ mek Amɛrika nɔ tek pat pan di wɔ na Yurop. Dɛn bin ivin tɔk to di Wehrmacht fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt.
  Hitler, we bin gɛt prɔblɛm wit di rizɔv dɛn, bin gri fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt wit di Amɛrikan dɛn.
  Briten bak nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt if Amɛrika nɔ de ɛn dɛn bin tɔk bak se dɛn fɔ stɔp fɔ fɛt fɔ wan ia.
  Di Fuhrer bin gri wit dis bak. Insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol di fɔs pat. Na nia Leningrad nɔmɔ Opareshɔn Iskra bin ebul ɛn i bin pɔsibul fɔ brok di kɔridɔ.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Stalingrad kpatakpata insay Disɛmba, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go bifo mɔ.
  We Fɛbwari dɔn, di Rɛd Ami bin du wan saksesful atak nia Voronezh ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek bɔku prɔgrɛs. Bɔt Mainstein, wit wan kɔntra atak insay Mach, bin ebul fɔ rawnd di Soviet sojaman dɛn ɛn mek di tin apin bak.
  Rɛd bin sɔfa bad bad wan. Ɛn i bin kol fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Na da tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin deklare tɔtal wɔ insay Fɛbwari. Ɛn di Alay dɛn bin stɔp fɔ bɔm ɛn fɛt.
  Insay di Tɔd Rayk, di we aw dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn, mɔ di tank dɛn, bin bɔku bad bad wan.
  Di Fritz bin plan fɔ yuz di Tigers, Panthers ɛn Ferdinands fɔ disayd di autkam fɔ di wɔ in favɔ.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, dis nɔ bin du fɔ am. Dɛn bin gi dɛn men blo na di eria na Stalingrad, nia di Vɔlga kɔst, we de go na di Kaspian Si.
  Di plan na fɔ kɔt di Kɔkas bay land frɔm di ɔda pat dɛn na di USSR. Ɛn afta dat, muf go na Baku along di Kaspian kɔst.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin tray tranga wan fɔ mek Tɛki put an pan di wɔ.
  Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek wan impɔtant prɔmis fɔ strayk if di Wehrmacht rich na di Kaspian Si.
  Jepan bin stil de fɛt wɔ. I bin ebul fɔ kɔt Vladivostok ɛn tek Mɔngolia.
  Di samurai geht plenti infantri en dem fait fanatically. Di tank dɛn wik smɔl, bɔt dɛn layt, dɛn kin muv, ɛn dɛn nɔ dia fɔ mek dɛn. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, wit gud manejmɛnt.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di ɛnimi gɛt bɔku trɛnk. Ɛn Stalin nɔ no wetin fɔ du.
  Fo nau, di ol bet de fo tati fo. Bɔt dɛn wik pas Jamani motoka dɛn, mɔ di Tayga dɛn. Di KV tank ivin wɔs ɛn ebi.
  Di 45 mm gɔn dɔn ol, ɛn di 76 mm gɔn nɔ strɔng.
  Avieshɔn insay prɛktikal wɔd dɛn nɔ bad. Ɛspɛshali di Yak-9, pan ɔl we i rili wik pan wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Natin nɔ bin de fɔ mek di Jamani dɛn abop pan di Focke-Wulf! Bɔt i kam fɔ bi se i nɔ izi fɔ drayv di motoka. Pan ɔl we i rili pawaful ɛn i fast.
  Di ME-309 bigin fɔ kam, na fast motoka we gɛt sɛvin say dɛn fɔ faya, bɔt i nɔ bin rili izi bak fɔ yuz ɛn i ebi. Dis min se yu kin ebul fɔ manej bad bad wan.
  Mɔ ɔ smɔl pan di nyu tin dɛn we dɛn bin mek na di Yu-188 ɛn Yu-288, we na gud bɔm dɛn.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, di fɔs jet motoka dɛn bigin fɔ apia. Bɔt nɔto yet en masse.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt na Jun 15 nɔmɔ, ɛn dɛn bin transfa bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn bin de op fɔ dɛn frɔm di biginin. Dɛn bin bil wan pawaful difens.
  Wan rial siti we dɛn kɔl citadel.
  Apat frɔm dat, IL-2 bin pripia wan gud sɔprayz fɔ di Jamani dɛn insay di fɔm fɔ smɔl kumulativ bɔm dɛn.
  Bɔt dis nɔ inof... Di Jamani pipul dɛn stil tɔn aut fɔ strɔng pas am. Dɛn gɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛkspiriɛns infantri, avieshɔn ɛn tank dɛn.
  If dɛn nɔ gɛt wɛst frɔnt, di fasist dɛn strɔng mɔ na di ays. Insay tank dɛn gɛt smɔl advantej pan nɔmba, bɔt pan kwaliti bikɔs ɔf ebi ebi motoka dɛn.
  Insay artileri, di USSR ivin gɛt smɔl mɔ barɛl dɛn. Bɔt fɔ tru, we i kam pan kaliba, di ɛnimi de bifo.
  Di tin nɔmɔ we lɛf na fɔ kɔnt pan di pawaful difens ɛn di tin dɛn we di Soviet pipul dɛn gɛt fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  
  
  
  NAPOLEON BI VIKTכRI NA WATERLOO
  Napoleon di Gret bin atak Hamilton tu-tri awa bifo dis tɛm ɛn i bin ebul fɔ win am bifo Blucher kam. Ɛn afta dat, i bin win Blɔcha.
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, Rɔshia, we Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin de bifo, bin disayd nɔ fɔ fɛt Nɛpɔlyɔn. Di pipul dɛn na Ɔstria, we bin tan lɛk se dɛn fambul to am, bin gi pis pan smɔl tɛm.
  Frans bin gɛt bak tu smɔl eria dɛn na Itali usay di Frɛnch pipul dɛn bin de, ɛn di Netherlands insay in kɔmpozishɔn. Dɛn bin pul di indemniti pan am, ɛn dɛn bin no di pawa we Nɛpɔlyɔn di Fɔs gɛt.
  Dɛn dɔn mek wan tɛmporari ikwilbɔri. Frans bin taya tumɔs fɔ fɛt wɔ, ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn bin sidɔm kwayɛt wan fɔ sɔm tɛm. Pan ɔl we i bigin fɔ du sɔm rifɔm dɛn. Wan pan di impɔtant tin dɛn na di ɔfishal introdukshɔn fɔ mared pas wan uman, wit di rayt fɔ gɛt te to 4 patna dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we di Katolik Chɔch nɔ bin gri, di pawa we di popa bin gɛt bin fɔdɔm bad bad wan. Ɛn di Protɛstant dɛn bin sho se dɛn kin ebul fɔ chenj di we aw dɛn de du dis.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Nɛpɔlyɔn insɛf nɔ biliv se Gɔd de. Ɛn i bin mekɔp in maynd fɔ separet chɔch ɛn stet. Dɛn se di lɔ dɛn we de na di wɔl nɔ bisin bɔt yu.
  Nɛpɔlyɔn di Gret, we bin dɔn mek Frans gɛt pawa bak smɔl, i bin atak Aljeria ɛn Mɔrokɔ. I bigin fɔ ad kɔloni dɛn na Afrika to in prɔpati dɛn. I nɔ tu te, in sojaman dɛn bin tek Libya. Bɔt Briten nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek Ijipt, we insɛf nɔ bin gɛt ɛni plan fɔ du am.
  Nɛpɔlyɔn bin disayd se i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ bigin fɛt wɔ na si, usay i wik pas di ɛnimi dɛn fa fawe. Pantap dat, i nid bak fɔ dayjɛst wetin dɛn bin kech na Afrika.
  Di Frɛnch dɛn disayd fɔ muf go na Nayja ɛn win land dɛn na di Wɛst ɛn sɛnt na Afrika.
  Napoleon bin ebul fɔ mek gud padi biznɛs wit Rɔshia, mɔ afta we Nikolas di Fɔs kam na pawa, we i bi padi wit, ɛn wit Ɔstria. Pantap dat, insay 1829, Ɔstria ɛn Frans bin go fɛt wɔ wit Tɛki we bin de na Rɔshia. Wetin bin tɔn to wan strɔng muv ɔltogɛda.
  Dɛn bin dɔn drɛb Türkiye na di Bolkans. Bɔsnia ɛn Ɛzigovina bin bi pat pan Ɔstria, Rɔshia bin gɛt di ist pat na Romɛnia, ɛn di wɛst pat bin bi Ɔstria.
  Bɔljiɔ ɛn Sɛbia bin gɛt indipɛndɛns fɔmal wan, bɔt di Bɔljiɔ pipul dɛn bin bi vasal dɛn na Rɔshia, ɛn di Sɛb dɛn bin bi vasal dɛn na Ɔstria. Frans bin gɛt kɔntrol pan di kiŋdɔm dɛn na Sadinia ɛn Nipolitan. Apat frɔm dat, di Frɛnch dɛn bin tek Krit frɔm Gris ɛn sɔm pan di ayland dɛn. Gris insɛf na di kɔntinɛnt bin gɛt indipɛndɛns fɔmal wan, bɔt na Frans bin de sɔpɔt am.
  Turkey bin praktisli onli kip Istanbul na Yurop.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt Transkɔkasia, Batumi, Kars, ɛn Erzerum bak - ɔlmost ɔl di land dɛn we Amɛnian ɛn Kurd pipul dɛn bin de. Di nɔt pat na Irak bin bi Rɔshian, ɛn di British dɛn bin tek di sawt.
  Türkiye bin rilegɛt to di kategori fɔ smɔl pawa dɛn. Bifo dat, Rɔshia bin tɔn to strɔng pas aw i bin de na rial istri. Nɛpɔlyɔn bin day insay 1837, ɛn dis bin mek Frans bi big ɛn pawaful pawa we bin gɛt prɔpati dɛn we dɛn bin de rul na Afrika, Yurop, ɛn sɔm pat dɛn na Eshia.
  Afta dat, in pikin we nem Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn bin kam na pawa. I bin lɔng, i bin gɛt blant, ɛn i bin gɛt big big tin dɛn we in papa bin want fɔ du. Ɛn i bin tray fɔ mek wan kɔlishin agens Briten.
  Ɔstria bin gri wit dis, ɛn Rɔshia we da tɛm de bin de pan di wɔ na di Kɔkas, nɔ bin gri fɔ fɛt wɔ wit wanwɔd. Dɔn insay 1846, Ɔstria ɛn Frans bin go fɛt wɔ wit Jamani. I nɔ dɔn jɔyn an yet ɔnda Prɔshia. Ɛn di fɔs dɛn nɔ bin ikwal. Austria de na di peak of in pawa en France tu... Bot Prussia no tu strong.
  Bikɔs ɔf di wɔ, dɛn bin tek ɔl di Jamani land dɛn ɛn sheb dɛn bitwin di Frɛnch ɛn di Ɔstrian dɛn. Dɔn Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn bin tek Denmak kwik kwik wan. Insay 1851, di Frɛnch dɛn bin kech Nɔwe bak.
  Ɛn insay 1853, Nikolas di Fɔs bin jɔyn di kɔlishin. Rɔshia, Ɔstria ɛn Frans bin atak wetin bin lɛf pan Turkey ɛn Briten.
  Na land, sakrifays bin ɛp fɔ mek di kɔlishin. Na si, tin bin bɛtɛ smɔl fɔ di British dɛn. Bɔt di kɔlishin bin kech di wan ol Midul Is, Ijipt, Sudan. Ɛn afta dat, Iran. Ɛn insay 1857, Rɔshia, Frans ɛn Ɔstria bin muf go na India. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech am bak.
  Di kɔnkrit we dɛn bin de win Afrika bin de go bifo bak wit di advans we dɛn bin de go na di sawt. Ɛn wan kɔntinɛntal we dɛn bin blok Briten insɛf bin strangl. Na da sem tɛm de, tri ɛmpaya dɛn bin de bil bot dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de fil mɔ ɛn mɔ se dɛn gɛt pawa fɔ fɛt ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt.
  Ɛn insay 1862, bikɔs ɔf di trɛtin we Rɔshia, Frans ɛn Ɔstria bin de land na di mɛtropɔlis sɛf, di British dɛn bin aks fɔ mek pis de. Briten bin gɛt fɔ gri fɔ mek dɛn shem bɔku tin dɛn ɛn lɛf di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Insay 1864, Nikolas di Fɔs bin day... Na Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin gɛt in tron. Bɔt dis kiŋ nɔ bin laki bak. Ɔlrɛdi insay Epril 1866, di bigman we nem Karakazov bin shot am ɛn di fridɔm we di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam bin dɔn de wet fɔ lɔng tɛm nɔ bin apin.
  Ɛn di nyu yɔŋ Tsa Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin de agens fɔ fri di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam. Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ du di kɔnsavayv kɔs. Bɔt, Rɔshia bin de muf pas na Eshia ɛn Chaena.
  Insay Amɛrika, di sivil wɔ bin de drɛg. Ɛspɛshali afta we dɛn kil Ebraam Linkɔn. Siriɔs nɔ gri pan di pipul dɛn we de na di nɔt. Di wɔ bin tek pas tɛn ia, ɛn Amɛrika bin stil skata. I bin izi fɔ mek di wɔ lɔng bikɔs Napoleon II bin ɛp di pipul dɛn na di sawt ɛn di we aw dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ gɛt strɔng Amɛrika na di bɔda wit di Frɛnch kɔloni na Kanada ɛn di Vassal Mɛksiko. Napoleon di Sɛkɔn bin rul te 1879, ɛn in rul bin tɔn to lɔng tɛm: fɔti tu ia ɛn i bin gɛt glori. Di Frɛnch dɛn bin tek Afrika kpatakpata, na Ɔstria nɔmɔ bin grap smɔl pan am, dɛn bin gɛt prɔfit frɔm Siria, Palestayn, Indochaina, sɔm pat pan India, Iran, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn.
  Dɛn bin gɛt fut na Kanada, Mɛksiko, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ go insay Latin Amɛrika. Insay Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal, Frɛnch kiŋ dɛn bigin fɔ rul. Briten bin bi sɛkɔn kɔntri.
  Na tru se Rɔshia dɔn strɔng, ɛn smɔl Ɔstria. Bɔt dat nɔ de mek pɔsin fred.
  Napoleon di Tɔd, we na bin Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn in pikin, bin sidɔm na di tron. I bin dɔn ol tati-ɛit ia. Wan empara we bin rili machɔ, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ du in papa in polisi dɛn, i bin fɛt wɔ na Latin Amɛrika ɛn i bin de fɛn ɔltin na Ɔstrelia ɛn di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Rɔshia da tɛm de bin win ɛn dayjɛst Chaina ɛn India, bɔku land. Insay 1904, di Rɔshian dɛn bin land na Jepan, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn win Koria bifo dis tɛm. Di wɔ wit Jepan bin drɛg smɔl ɛn i bin go insay di pati we dɛn bin de fɛt. Napoleon III bin win Latin Amɛrika ɛn klos to di wan ol Rɛd Kɔntinɛnt. Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ go na Amɛrika ɛn i day insay 1909.
  Napoleon di Fɔs - ɔl di big bɔy pikin dɛn bin tradishɔnal kɔl Napoleons - tek ɛn atak Amɛrika fɔ kɔmplit di kɔnsolidɛshɔn fɔ di land. Bɔt Amɛrika, dɛn bin sheb am to tri pat ɛn i bin stil de biɛn. Ɛn bɔku bɔku Frɛnch sojaman dɛn bin kech dɛn.
  Rɔshia bin stil de fɛt wit di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di pati na Jepan fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɛn pipul dɛn bin de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt ɔltɛm na Chaena.
  Insay 1913, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd bin day, ɛn Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin sidɔm na di tron. Di nyu kiŋ kɔntinyu fɔ du wetin in papa bin de du.
  Afta we Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn bin win Amɛrika, i bin want fɔ gɛt mɔ. Briten nɔ rili strɔng yet if dɛn nɔ gɛt kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Ɔstria ɛn Rɔshia na di tu men pawa dɛn na di wɔl apat frɔm Frans.
  Pantap dat, insay dɛn tu ɛmpaya dɛn ya, absolyut monaki dɛn de, ɛn na Tsarist Rɔshia, slev wok de apin bak!
  Napoleon di Fɔs de tink bɔt dis... Bɔt fɔ fɛt tu monsta dɛn wan tɛm na wok we nɔ pɔsibul. Ɔ i tu kɔmplikt. Yu nid fɔ pik wan pɔsin ɛn bit dɛn togɛda.
  Afta di day we Emparɔ Franz Josɛf day insay 1916, we bin rul fɔ siksti-ɛit ia - wan pan di lɔng tɛm we i rul na di wɔl, in big brɔda in pikin we nem Chals I bin go na di tron. Ɛn afta dat, fɛt-fɛt bigin na Ɔstria. Nɔto ɔlman bin no di nyu pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati, we in wangren granpa we nem Franz II na bin di empara.
  Ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt ɛn dɛn bin pul di gɔvmɛnt.
  Frans ɛn Rɔshia bin sɛn sojaman dɛn na Ɔstria. Di jɔyn strayk bin mek dɛn win di patchwɔk ɛmpaya ɛn di divɛlɔpmɛnt kwik kwik wan. Ɛn i nɔ tu te, Swidan bin sheb.
  Ɛn Frans bin put Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal insay di we aw dɛn mek am.
  So, na tu kɔntri nɔmɔ lɛf na di wɔl: Frans ɛn Rɔshia, we dɔn sheb ɔl di teritɔri dɛn...
  Nikolas di Sɛkɔn ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn. Dis na di kɔmbaynshɔn. Ɛn tu kiŋ dɛn tinap agens dɛnsɛf... Bɔt di wɔ nɔ ɛva bigin... Nikolas II day insay 1936. Na Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn bin tek in ples. Ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn di Fɔs bin day wan ia afta dat insay 1937. Nɔto in big bɔy pikin we insɛf day, bɔt di wan we de midul, we nem Luis di Nayntin ia, tek in ples.
  Di nyu kiŋ bin yɔŋ ɛn Alɛksi bin yɔŋ. Ɛn insay 1941 dɛn fɛt fɔ sɔm mɔnt frɔm May to Disɛmba... Afta dat dɛn mek pis, pan tɛm dɛn we nɔ gɛt anekshɔn ɛn indemniti.
  Dis na bin di las wɔ we tu wɔl ɛmpaya dɛn bin dɔn fɛt. Insay 1943, di Frɛnch dɛn bin flay go na di mun. Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn insay 1945. Dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ mek di ples bɔku.
  Ɛn tu ɛmpaya dɛn: Rɔshian ɛn Frɛnch, di Bonaparte ɛn Romanov kiŋdɔm dɛn bin de togɛda wit pis.
  So, in jɔnal, layf bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan na ɔda sistɛm na di wɔl.
  We di twɛnti sɛntiwɔd dɔn, di Rɔshian ɛn di Frɛnch dɛn bin ebul fɔ go na ɔlmost ɔl di planɛt dɛn na di Solar Sistɛm ɛn dɛn bin divɛlɔp di spɛs industri dɛn.
  Jɛnɛral wan, bad bad sik ɔ angri nɔ bin de igen na di Wɔl. Dɛn bin de kɔntrol di bɔku bɔku pikin dɛn we dɛn bin de bɔn na di tu ɛmpaya dɛn ɛn di rilijɔn dɛn nɔ bin bɔku.
  Dɛn bin separet di chɔch frɔm di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn pipul dɛn nɔ bin biliv se Gɔd de ɛn dɛn bin bigin fɔ wɔship nyu pegan dɛn.
  Ɛn di wɔ dɛn nɔ bin de igen, bikɔs i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ big big trɔbul nɔ bin de.
  
  IF RASPUTIN GO SIV
  Rasputin, bay sɔm mirekul, pan ɔl we di pɔyzin ɛn wund na in bɛlɛ, stil sev we dɛn tray fɔ kil am. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn plan fɔ lɔng tɛm fɔ rawnd Tsar Nikolas II, di pales kɔp nɔ bin apin. Di Tsar bin ebul fɔ pas di stej we nɔ bin izi fɔ am na Rɔshia istri. Ɛn we Epril dɔn, jɔs afta di rod dɛn dray, di fɛt-fɛt we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ fɔ lɔng tɛm na di sawt bigin.
  Di we aw di tsarist ami bin ebul fɔ fɛt nɔ bin pwɛl bikɔs ɔf di stupid lɔ dɛn we di Prɔvishɔnal Gɔvmɛnt bin mek, ɛn ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ di kɔmanda we pas ɔlman we nem Brusilov, i bin ebul fɔ gɛt big big sakrifays dɛn. Bay di we, insay rial istri, fɔs, big big sakrifays dɛn bin de, di ɔfens bin fel as a rizulta fɔ sabotaj, ɔl tu bay di Bolsheviks ɛn ɔda destruktiv ɛlimɛnt dɛn, inklud di big bɔjwasi ɛn minista dɛn na di Prɔvishɔnal Gɔvmɛnt.
  Bɔt no sabotaj nɔ de, di ami stil strɔng bikɔs ɔf di disiplin we di tsarist jenɛral dɛn gɛt. Ɛn di moral fɔ di Ɔstrian dɛn ɛn mɔ di Slavik yunit dɛn de fɔdɔm.
  Brusilov bin tek Lviv ɛn go bifo te dɛn siej Przemysl.
  Na bay we dɛn siriɔs wikɛd di frɔnt na di sɛnt, di Jamani dɛn sɔm kayn we stɔp di Rɔshian ɔfens.
  Bɔt, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin atak Romɛnia bak. Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays dɛn de. Ɛn dɛn bin ivin tek Bucharest ɛn Transilvania bak.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin pul di sojaman dɛn bak na ɔda eria dɛn, ɛn dis bin sev di Ɔstrian dɛn. Di tin we bin apin to Jamani bin wɔs bikɔs Amɛrika bin kam insay di wɔ insay Epril 1917. Wetin mek di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔ fɔ jɔyn? I klia se Jamani dɔn ɔlrɛdi de sil ɛn i fayn fɔ de wit di wan dɛn we win.
  Insay di fɔl, we wet wet sno bigin fɔ fɔdɔm, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ atak di Jamani yunit dɛn we bin de na di sɛnt.
  Di wet wet sno nɔ bin ebul fɔ si am fayn, dat bin mek i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek di Jaman mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we de fɛt wit artileri wok. Apat frɔm dat, we di ples kol, di Kraut famili kin ala bad bad wan ɔltɛm pas di Rɔshian dɛn, we dɔn yus mɔ to di bad bad klaymat.
  So di sɛntral, wɛst frɔnt na di kɔmanda we bin de disayd mɔ ɛn we bin ebul fɔ du sɔntin, we nem Kɔnilɔv, bin de kɔmand am, ɛn i bin swip di kɔmanda we bin de bifo am we nɔ bin gɛt maynd so.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin brok di Jaman difens dɛn we bin wik ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin kech bɔku bɔku prizina dɛn ɛn trɔfi dɛn.
  Na di Vistula Riva nɔmɔ, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn wik dɛn sojaman dɛn na di wɛst, na in di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo. Di Tsarist ami bin fri di Baltik stet dɛn ɛn go insay Is Prɔshia.
  Di Rashian dɛn bin ajɔst bak big sakrifays dɛn na di sawt sɛktɔ na di frɔnt agens Turkey. We di ia dɔn, dɛn, togɛda wit di British ɛn Frɛnch dɛn, bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ tek Eshia Maynɔ ɛn kam nia Istanbul.
  Insay Janwari, Istanbul bin fɔdɔm ɔnda prɛshɔn mɔ frɔm di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, ɛn di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin giv-ɔp.
  Di ia 1918 bin kam. Insay Rɔshia dɛn bin biliv se dɛn go win di wɔ kwik kwik wan, ɛn di kɔntri bin kɔntinyu fɔ de pan ɔl we di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin izi fɔ dɛn. Di Alis dɛn bin push bak di Jamani dɛn bak smɔl na di Wɛst, ɛn biliv se dɛn go ebul fɔ du am.
  Amɛrika bin de transfa mɔ ɛn mɔ divishɔn dɛn. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria bin de fɔdɔm ɛn in ami bin de kɔmɔt de. Bɔljiɔ bin deklare wɔ agens Jamani ɛn Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria, ɛn lɛf di union fɔ di sɛntral stet dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin win Türkiye.
  Na tru se pipul dɛn bin de tink na Jamani fɔ mek dɛn dɔn dis wɔ kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔt dɛn bin stil de shem smɔl. Usay yu go go? Bak insay Mach, Rɔshia, we nɔ bin wet fɔ mek di wɛda wam, bin atak di Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok ɛn brok di frɔnt. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia wit di atak ɛn dɛn rɔnawe. Dɛn bin win dɛn wit big big damej. Budapest bin fɔdɔm ɛn di Ɔstrian Ɛmpaya bin giv-ɔp.
  Afta sɔm tɛm, dɛn bin pul di gɔvmɛnt na Jamani, ɛn insay Me 9, 1918, di Jamani Ɛmpaya bin giv-ɔp.
  Dis na aw di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bin dɔn. Afta dis, dɛn bin tɔk bɔt am na Vɛsay, ɛn dɛn bin sayn nyu pis sistɛm.
  Di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin lɔs na di map. Na Rɔshia, Briten, ɛn Frans bin sheb am. Di Tsarist Ɛmpaya bin gɛt bak Kɔnstantinopl ɛn Eshia Maynɔ wit Aminia. Briten Irak, Palestayn, Ottoman prɔpati dɛn na Saudi Arabia, ɛn Frans Siria. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria sɛf bin lɔs na di map fɔ Yurop. Rɔshia bin gɛt Galisia, Bukovina, Krakow wit di land dɛn we di Polish bin gɛt. Chɛkoslovakia bin bi pat pan Rɔshia, ɛn i bin gɛt sɔm pawa fɔ insɛf, bɔt Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin bi di kiŋ fɔ di Chɛk Ripɔblik ɛn Slovakia. Krakow bin go insay di Kiŋdɔm na Polan, lɛk Poznan ɛn pat pan di Jamani land dɛn. Inklud Danzig we dɛn kɔl. Rɔshia bin gɛt di Klaipeda rijin bak. I de mek di tin dɛn we i gɛt bɔku bɔku wan.
  Insay di Wɛst, Jamani bin gi bak di Frɛnch ɛn Danish prɔpati dɛn we dɛn bin kech ɔnda Bismak. Dɛn bin fos am bak fɔ gri fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt sojaman dɛn na di Rayn Besin. Dɛn bin fos Jamani bak fɔ pe bɔku bɔku mɔni to di kɔntri dɛn we win. Fɔs, Rɔshia ɛn Frans as di wan dɛn we di Jamani dɛn afɛkt pas ɔl.
  Yugoslavia bin apia bak, we bin no se na Rɔshia we de ɔnda Rɔshia, bɔt i nɔ bin bi pat pan am fɔmal wan. Dɛn bin kɔt Ɔŋgaria ɛn dɛn bin no bak se na Rɔshia we de ɔnda Rɔshia. Ɔstria bin fɔmal wan kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt indipɛndɛns, bɔt i bin pe fɔ mek dɛn pe am bak. Romania bin gɛt Transilvania.
  Ɔlman bin gladi mɔ ɔ smɔl pas di wan dɛn we lɔs. Türkiye ɛn Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria bin lɔs na di map fɔ Yurop ɛn Eshia. Ɛn Rɔshia bin mek pipul dɛn bɔku ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn bin de prich. As fɔ tru, Frans, Jepan, Briten, ɛn na Amɛrika nɔmɔ bin gɛt smɔl pat pan di riparashɔn. Dɛn bin sheb di prɔpati dɛn we Jamani bin gɛt na di Pasifik Oshɔn bitwin Jepan ɛn Briten. Insay Afrika, mɔ na Briten.
  Afta sɔm mɔnt, Rɔshia bin go insay di wɔ na Afganistan na Briten in say. Dɛn bin win kwik kwik wan, ɛn na di fɔs tɛm dis we dɛn bin tɛst di tank we Mɛndeliv in pikin bin mek na fɛt. Di nyu motoka bin pruv se i bin rili ebul fɔ drayv ɛn i bin gɛt gud kwaliti dɛn fɔ drayv.
  Dɛn bin gi am di nem "Alexey" fɔ ɔnɔ di pɔsin we go gɛt di tron. Ɛn dis motoka bin luk rili prɔmis.
  Afta dɛn dɔn win Afganistan ɛn sheb am, pis bigin. Pan ɔl we sɔm smɔl smɔl wɔ dɛn dɔn pas. Rɔshia ɛn Briten bin sheb Iran. Ɛn afta dat, di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin dɔn fɔ sheb Saudi Arabia.
  Di ikɔmi na Rɔshia bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan lɛk tɛn pasɛnt ɛvri ia, ɛn insay 1929, i bin kam na di sɛkɔn ples. USA sɛf bin rayz kwik, smɔl smɔl pas Frans, ɛn ivin smɔl pas Jamani. Ɛn Briten bin gɛt wanwɔd, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ rich di say we dɛn bin de bifo di wɔ.
  Bɔt we di Gret Dipreshɔn bin kam, tin bin tranga bak ɛn pipul dɛn bin bigin fɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt ɛn nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd.
  Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin mek in pawa strɔng mɔ bay we i win di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Di Tsa bin ridyus di de fɔ wok to tɛn ɛn af awa, ɛn Satide ɛn bifo ɔlide to et awa. Di pe na Rɔshia bin de go ɔp. Prays dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de, ɛn di kiŋ in rubul na bin di mɔni we strɔng pas ɔl na di wɔl.
  Apat frɔm dat, di tsar insay 1925 bin bigin fɔ tich pipul dɛn na gred sɛvin fɔ fri. Ɛn insay 1929, dɛn bin bigin fɔ lan buk na gred sɛvin. Fri wɛlbɔdi biznɛs bak dɔn bi mɔ aksesbul.
  Ɛn fɔ gɛt ay edyukeshɔn fɔ fri dɔn izi fɔ yu. Ɛn dɛn bin de ad penshɔn, ɛn dɛn bin de pe am ivin to wokman dɛn ɛn uman dɛn we de wok na os, ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ waka.
  Bɔt di Gret Dipreshɔn bin mek ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn wɔs bak. Ɛn bak dɛn mɛmba di Duma, we di tsar bin sɔlv, bɔt dɛn nɔ ɛva gɛt nyu ilɛkshɔn. Wetin bin mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ tink bak bɔt ɔltin.
  Di kiŋ bin gɛt di rayt bak fɔ mek lɔ, ɛn i bigin fɔ sho se i de du tin we pɔsin kin notis. Bɔt if di Stet Duma nɔ bin de i bin ivin bɛtɛ, di Stet Kaɔnsil bin wok, ɛn dɛn bin adopt di Sivil Kɔd fɔ di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Bɔt di nyu bɔjwasi bin want mɔ dimokrasi, ɛn at ɔl fɔ mek di Duma gɛt layf bak. Insay di tɛm we di prɔblɛm bin de, di proletariat ɛn di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam bin bigin fɔ tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Ɔl di vilej dɛn, di kulak klas bin kam fɔ strɔng mɔ. Bɔt di wan dɛn we gɛt land bin stil gɛt di land. Fɛtiliti bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku ɛn di wan dɛn we de day bin de go dɔŋ, mɔ we di mɛrɛsin we dɛn de kia fɔ dɛn bin de go bifo. Dis bin mek pipul dɛn bɔku ɛn di land bin skata. Na tru se pat pan dis growth na di siti bin tek am. Insay di tɛm we di Dipreshɔn bin de, di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt wok bin go ɔp bad bad wan.
  Bɔt di tsarist gɔvmɛnt, tru strɔng tin dɛn, bin ebul fɔ stɔp di bad tin dɛn we bin apin to di pwɛl at. Insay 1931, we Jepan bin atak Chaina ɛn tray fɔ mek in yon pɔpet gɔvmɛnt na Manchuria. Dis bin pwɛl di agrimɛnt dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn mek trade ɛn i bin bi di rizin we mek Rɔshia kam insay di wɔ.
  Bay dis tɛm, di Tsarist ami bin gɛt di tank dɛn we bin dɔn go bifo ɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di wɔl, dɛn bin gɛt di bɛst plen dɛn, ɛn siks motoka dɛn we de bɔm dɛn bin gɛt. So, insay di Tsarist Rɔshia, di fɔs ɛlikopta dɛn we dɛn mek bɔku bɔku wan na di wɔl bin apia, ɛn di rayf dɛn we bin de wok fayn pas ɔl, we nɔ de tɔn bak.
  Apat frɔm dat, di lɛvul fɔ di jenɛral dɛn bin go ɔp na di Tsarist Rɔshia. Ɛn na wan man we nem Admiral Kɔlchak we gɛt sɛns bin de oba di bot dɛn.
  Ivin insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, di Tsar sojaman dɛn bin mek si plen dɛn bak ɛn mek dɛn pafɛkt. Ɛn i bin aktiv wan fɔ krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn na si.
  Di wɔ nɔ bin fayn fɔ di Japan pipul dɛn frɔm di biginin. Ɔnda di tsa, dɛn bil ɔda Baikal-Amur Mainline ɛn dɛn bin du di sapɔt fɔ di Rɔshian ami witout prɔblɛm.
  Bikɔs dɛn bin pas di Japan pipul dɛn pan kwantiti ɛn kwaliti, di fil mashal dɛn we nem Denikin ɛn Kɔrnilov bin lid wan ɔfensiv we bin wok fayn. Pan di yɔŋ jenɛral dɛn, Vasilevsky bin difrɛn, we bin bi kɔlɔnɛl we i ol twɛnti tri ia insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Ɛn we i ol twɛnti fayv ia, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi jenɛral.
  Na tru se ɔda kɔmanda dɛn bin de. Tukhachevsky bin si bak se in wok bin de go bifo kwik kwik wan. I bin go ɔp to Budyonny. Wan siriɔs win ɛn frɔm di biginin di tsarist ami bin gɛt di initiativ, dɛn mek kɔldɔn ɛn le siej to Pɔt Ata. Bɔt di siej nɔ bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm di tɛm we dɛn bin de atak dɛn, dis siti we nɔ bin ebul fɔ ambɔg bin fɔdɔm insay tu wiks; Ɛn insay jɔs 4 mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt, dɛn bin fri Chaena ɛn ɔl Koria.
  Tsar Nicholas II, we bin tek advantej pan di tru tin we se Amɛrika bin wik bikɔs ɔf di Gret Dipreshɔn, jɔs lɛk aw Briten nɔ bin ebul fɔ put an pan di wɔ, i bin tɛl dɛn fɔ tek Jepan ɔl ɛn jɔyn am to di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Kolchak bin win di samurai dɛn na si kpatakpata, ɛn i bin yuz, pan ɔda tin dɛn, di bɛst si plen dɛn na di wɔl. Apat frɔm dat, wan bot dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di Baltik ɛn Mɛditarenian Si.
  Ɛn insay Mach 1932, di tsarist ami bin land na Jepan. Afta tri mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, dɛn bin win di Land of the Rising Sun ɛn i bin bi wan provins na Rɔshia. I bin gɛt wan rifrendum fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia. Ɛn Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin bi di Jepan Maykado ɛn Emparɔ. Rɔshia bin win prɔpati dɛn bak na di Pasifik Oshɔn.
  Hitler bin kam na Jamani insay Janwari 1933. Ɛn fɔ tru, we i tek di gɔvmɛnt, dat kin mek bad bad tin apin.
  Di Fuhrer bin swɛ wantɛm wantɛm se i go de biɛn Nikolas II ɛn i bin deklare se i dɔn mek agrimɛnt wit Rɔshia.
  Hitler bin prɔmis di tɛm we dɛn bin gɛt in yon mitin fɔ sheb di kɔntri dɛn we Frɛnch ɛn Inglish bin de rul.
  Nikolas II bin gri wit dis. Ɛn dɛn bin dɔn mek wan agrimɛnt bitwin Itali, Jamani ɛn Rɔshia. Na tru se dɛn go fɛt Briten ɛn Frans. Insay 1937, Jamani bin tek Ɔstria. Na da sem tɛm de, Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin day afta we i dɔn rul fɔ lɛk fɔti tri ia so. In yɔŋ granpikin we nem Alɛgzanda di Fɔs, bin de na di tron. Di pɔsin we gɛt di prɔpati, we nem Alɛksi, bin ebul fɔ mared, bɔn bɔy pikin, ɛn i day bak wit wan sik we nɔ go mɛn. Di granpikin bin jɔs ol siks ia, ɛn di kiŋ in brɔda we nem Maykɛl Romanov, bin bi di rula ɛn rijɛnt. Wan kiŋ we dɔn ol, bɔt bɔku tɛm i bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns. Bay di we, na in bin du di ɔvala lidaship fɔ di kapchɔ na Jepan, ɛn i bin gɛt di rank fɔ bi grand marshal, lɛk wan jenɛralissimo.
  Rijɛnt Maykɛl Romanov kɔntinyu fɔ du in kɔs fɔ mek i gɛt alayns wit Jamani ɛn Itali. Ɛn insay Me 15, 1940, di Tɔd Rayk bin atak Frans, Bɛljiɔm, ɛn Ɔland, ɛn bak Briten. Rɔshia bin atak di kɔntri dɛn we Inglish bin de rul bak. Ɛn Itali bin muf go na Afrika.
  Di wɔ bin divɛlɔp fayn fayn wan. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin tek ɔl di prɔpati dɛn we Briten ɛn Frans bin gɛt na Eshia insay tri mɔnt. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn land na Ɔstrelia. Rɔshia bin go bifo bak na Afrika.
  Di Jamani dɛn, afta dɛn dɔn win Frans kwik kwik wan ɛn tek Bɛljiɔm ɛn Ɔland, dɛn bin atak Briten wit plen. I nɔ bin rili wok te di Rɔshian avieshɔn dɛn kam insay di wɔ.
  Ɛn Briten bin rili bad. Ɛn dɛn bin de bɔm ɔl wetin dɛn ebul. Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin win Ɔstrelia kwik kwik wan. Ɛn dɛn bin win Afrika sloslo, nɔto bikɔs di British ɛn Frɛnch sojaman dɛn bin de agens dɛn, bɔt bikɔs dɛn bin de fa fawe ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt rod.
  Dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ tek Briten insay 1940, bɔt insay di sɔmma 1941, wan plen bin land ɛn di British dɛn bin dɔn dɔn.
  Afta dis, dɛn bin fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika. Roosevelt nɔ tek tɛm go insay di fɛt, ɛn let. Ɛn di Tsarist Rɔshia bin want fɔ gɛt Alaska bak.
  Bɔt nɔto dat nɔmɔ... Insay di winta insay '41 - '42, di Tsarist sojaman dɛn krɔs di ays go insay Amɛrika ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt de.
  Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn gɛt di bɛst we pan ɔl tu di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti fɔ di sojaman dɛn.
  Di Amɛrikin dɛn bin de lɔs. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin bɔs kɔmɔt na Kanada ɛn dɛnsɛf bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays. 1942 na bin di las ia we Amɛrika bin gɛt indipɛndɛnt. Ɔnda blow frɔm Rɔshia ɛn Jamani, Amɛrika bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te Ɔktoba 8, we, afta Nyu Yɔk ɛn Washinton bin fɔdɔm, i bin giv-ɔp.
  Na so di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn. Shot pas in rial istri, win fɔ Rɔshia ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Insay di wɔ, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal bak, ɛn dɛn bin tek di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Dɛn dɔn sheb di wɔl bak. Tsarist Rɔshia bin tek ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we Briten ɛn Frans bin de rul na Eshia ɛn di Pasifik, ɛn Ɔstrelia. Alaska, bɔku pan Kanada ɛn Amɛrika bin bi Rɔshian, ɛn na smɔl pat nɔmɔ dɛn gi Jamani. Bɔku pan di pipul dɛn na Afrika bin kam fɔ bi Rɔshian pipul dɛn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin tek pat pan di kɔntri dɛn we Frɛnch, Bɛljiɔm, Pɔtyugis, ɛn Spanish bin de rul.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tek Denmak ɛn Nɔwe bak. Ɛn Swidan bin sheb wit Rɔshia. Frans, Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, Spen, Pɔtyugal bin go insay di spɛshal union fɔ stet dɛn na di stamp zon. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek dɛn wit sojaman dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin kip fɔmal pɔpet gɔvmɛnt dɛn. Na di sem tin de apin na Denmak ɛn Nɔwe ɛn wan pat na Swidan.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt kɔntrol pan Briten. Bikɔs Tsa Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin fambul to di Inglish kiŋ dɛn, dɛn bin no se na in na di kiŋ na Briten.
  Itali bin gɛt sɔm prɔpati dɛn na Afrika ɛn i bin gɛt trɛnk na Itiopia.
  Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se Rɔshia we Tsa bin de rul na di kɔntri we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman ɛn we bɔku pas ɔl na di wɔl. Bɔt di Third Reich sɛf strɔng. Ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm wit pis. Wi nid fɔ dayjɛst nyu tin dɛn we wi dɔn gɛt. Rijɛnt Maykɛl bin ivin tek di step we nɔ ɛva bi yet fɔ alaw di Rɔshian fɔ gɛt 4 wɛf dɛn.
  Ivin di sinɔd bin fos fɔ admit dis fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ asimilet di ɔdasay dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Dis na fayn aidia! Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin ivin mared tu tɛm we i bin yɔŋ fɔ sɛt ɛgzampul fɔ di wan dɛn we i bin de rul. So di tin dɔn stebul.
  Maykɛl bin day insay 1947, ɛn Tsa Alɛgzanda bin rili tek di wok. Ɛn te naw, insɛf dɔn ebul fɔ du am. Bɔt Hitlɛr nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ land, ɛn di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs bin de drim se i go rul di wɔl.
  Ɛn so insay Epril 20, 1955, wan big wɔ bigin agens di Tsarist Rɔshia. Di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Itali, usay Musolini Juniɔ in pikin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rul, bin atak di ɛmpaya we Tsa Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin de rul.
  Di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ bigin. Ajentina, Brazil, Vɛnizwela, Mɛksiko, ɛn bɔku kɔntri dɛn na Latin Amɛrika bin tek di sayd fɔ di Tɔd Rayk bak. Ɛn di Tɔd Wɔl Wɔ bin brok...
  
  
  ROKOSSOVSKY IN ERƆR
  Paralel yunivas, wɔl we de na di wɔl. Insay di Gret Wɔ fɔ lɛk dɛn kɔntri, na wan smɔl tin nɔmɔ bin difrɛn wit rial istri. Rokossovsky bin ebul fɔ mek Stalin sɛn di 2nd Guards Army ɛn ɔda rizɔv dɛn agens Paulus fɔ mek i go pwɛl dɛn bifo Mainstein kam. Di agyumɛnt we bin ple wan impɔtant pat: "if wi pwɛl Pɔlɔs ɛn fri Stalingrad bifo di Nyu Ia, i go gɛt big big pawa pan pɔlitiks Wi go sɛlibret Katolik Krismas na Stalingrad!"
  Stalin bin gri se pɔlitiks pipul dɛn fɔ kam fɔs ɛn ɔda fɔ mek dɛn atak Pɔlɔs ɛn Mainstein fɔ stɔp am fɔ naw. Bɔt bikɔs ɔf dis tin we dɛn disayd fɔ du bay dɛnsɛf, dɛn tin ya bin apin. Stil insay Disɛmba, we dɛn nɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ fɛt ɛn we bin de abop pan pawaful difensiv strɔkchɔ dɛn, Pɔlɔs in sojaman dɛn bin put traŋa stɛp ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ ol dɛn pozishɔn. Ɛn insay Disɛmba 25, Maynstayn bin brok wan kɔridɔ fɔ go na Stalingrad we de fa smɔl na di sawt.
  Ɛn bad bad fɛt-fɛt bigin. Hitler bin gi ɔda lɔ fɔ ol di brij ed na di Vɔlga pan ɔl we i bi, Stalin bin gi ɔda lɔ fɔ tek Stalingrad bak pan ɛni kɔst. Di fɛt dɛn bigin fɔ bɔyl, lɛk di tɛm we di Jamani dɛn bin de atak Stalingrad, bɔt naw na di ɔpɔzit.
  Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin brok fɔ go bifo, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin rili fɛt bak.
  Di fɛt we bin tranga pas ɔl bin kɔntinyu fɔ tri ɛn af mɔnt. Mɔ ɛn mɔ rizɔv dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt. Dɔn, we Mach dɔn, dɛn bin drɛb di Jamani dɛn kɔmɔt na Stalingrad, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn go bak na di Dɔn. Bɔt di lɔs we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bin tu bɔku ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ du di wok fɔ lɔng tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin mek dɛn ami strɔng bak wit tɔtal mobilayzeshɔn, dɛn bin transfa ebi ebi Tayga ɛn Panta tank dɛn, ɛn lik dɛn wund dɛn. Bɔt di ratio fɔ di lɔs dɛn we dɛn bin lɔs di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt, bin tɔn to fayn fɔ di Krauts pas insay rial istri. Bikɔs di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin fɔdɔm insay di kɔldɔn dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt na di say dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dis bin ɛp dɛn fɔ kip di fɔs layn na mɔ advantej layn fɔ dɛnsɛf.
  Yɛs, di Alay dɛn nɔ bin du so disaypul na Afrika. Bikɔs bad bad tin nɔ bin apin to di Jamani pipul dɛn na di ist, dat bin mek dɛn nɔ bin no wetin fɔ du ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gri wit wetin dɛn de tɔk. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin de fred se dɛn go lɔs bɔku mɔni, dɛn bin de biev lɛk se dɛn nɔ de du natin, ɛn sɔm pan di British dɛn nɔ bin gɛt inof trɛnk.
  So, di Nazi dɛn bin stil ol wan brij ed na Tunisia ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ wɔri bɔt Itali.
  Ɛn insay Julay 6, wan nyu Nazi fɛt-fɛt bigin, nia Stalingrad. Bɔt dis tɛm, di Fritz dɛn bin tɔn to mɔ kɔni kɔni ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak di siti sɛf, lɛk aw di Soviet kɔmand bin de tink, bɔt dɛn bin muf dɛn klos dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn go na di sawt. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ brok di difɛns layn.
  We Mainstein bin de go bifo, i rich na di Vɔlga wan ɔndrɛd kilomita na di sawt pat na Stalingrad, dɔn i tɔn na di sawt. I bin tɔn to wan we we dɛn nɔ bin de fred ɛn we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt. Apat frɔm dat, insay ɔfɛnsif fɛt, di Tayga bin sho in fɔmidabul trɛnk as brek-bruk tank wit strɔng protɛkshɔn na di sayd ɛn stern.
  Di Soviet kɔmand bin tray let fɔ ansa wit wan kɔwnta atak along wan strit we gɛt bɔku wɔl dɛn. Tank fɛt-fɛt bin apin, usay fɔ di fɔs tɛm di Panta sho in pawa pan difɛns ɛn ambush akshɔn. Di Jamani dɛn bin sabi fɔ mek di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ atak dɛn wit dɛn las tank dɛn. "Ferdinand" insɛf bin du fayn fayn wan.
  Bɔt di nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔl stil de na di say we di USSR de. Di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go fa ɛn dɛn bin fos dɛn fɔ stɔp. I bin tan lɛk se di tin dɛn we bin de apin na di Vɔlga bin dɔn frɔz. Bɔt wan fɛt-fɛt we bin de agens di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin bigin na Chechnya. Ɛn dɛn bin tek di siti we nem Grozni as a rizulta fɔ wan tu tɛm, we di Tɛrik Get na di Kɔkas fɔdɔm. Di tin dɔn rili wɔs. Türkiye bin de stɔp fɔ tɔk. Wan pan di Ottoman jenɛral dɛn bin tɔn to Jamani ɛjɛn. I jɔs tɛl in kɔp fɔ atak di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we dɛn nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ du dat, ɛn dis bin mek di lidaship tɔk se dɛn dɔn drɔ dɛn fɔ kam insay di wɔ. Chɔchil ɛn Ruzvelt nɔ bin tɔk natin, ɛn tati Turkish divishɔn dɛn, we bin gɛt lɛk wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn, bin go fɛt.
  Dis trɛtin stab na di bak, ɛn di sem tɛm we dɛn swɛt di sapɔt at along di Vɔlga, bin mek di tin wɔs bad bad wan.
  Mainstein, we bin dɔn drɛb di tray we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de tray fɔ push am fɔ kɔmɔt nia di Vɔlga, i bin tray fɔ mek wan fɛt. Dɔn di Soviet kɔmand bin sɛn wan grup dɛn na di Stɛp Frɔnt fɔ go fɛt. Dɛn bin stɔp di Jamani dɛn, ettin Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn divishɔn dɛn agens fifti Jamani wan dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ slo fɔ go bifo, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ win di ɛnimi dɛn. We dɛn bin de na di Kɔkas di tin bin wɔs. Di Turks bin rawnd Yerevan ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tek Batumi ɔltogɛda. Na smɔl Soviet rizɔv dɛn de na Transkɔkashia, fayvtin Jamani divishɔn dɛn, afta dɛn kech Grozny, kɔntinyu fɔ muv na wan sawt dairekshɔn, kam nia ɛn bigin fɔ rawnd Tbilisi.
  We Stalin nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, i bin ɔda fɔ mek dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt na di sɛnta, we na di tɔd Rzhev-Sychov ɔpreshɔn. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ dis, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gi inɔf sojaman dɛn fɔ du dis kayn we we go mek dɛn ebul fɔ fɛt dis kayn pawa. Di tin bin wɔs bikɔs Jepan bin kam insay di wɔ. Na tru se di samurai nɔ bin atak di USSR sɛf, bɔt dɛn bin atak Mɔngolia. Bɔt di Soviet kɔmand, fɔ ansa, fɔ tru, bin transfa sojaman dɛn ɛn go fɛt wit di Japan pipul dɛn. Di siks ɔndrɛd tawzin fist fɔ di Japan ami bin tek di aim fɔ di blo, ɛn twɛnti fayv ɔda divishɔn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ transfa kwik kwik wan to di Fa Is, we mek dɛn sojaman dɛn we bin de agens di Krauts wik.
  As lɔk go bi, di Alay dɛn bin fala di we aw dɛn bin de wet ɛn si ɛn dɛn bin ivin ridyus di kayn bɔm we dɛn bin de bɔm di kɔntinɛnt na Yurop ɛn di siti dɛn na Jamani. Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin stil atak di brij ed na Tunisia. Jɛnɛral wan, di Alay dɛn nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ pul chɛstnɛt na di faya. Ɛn dɛn bin praktis fɔ pwɛl di wɔ. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin win smɔl smɔl na di Kɔkas.
  Dɔn Stalin bin disayd fɔ du tin lɛk Sɔlɔn ɛn i bin tɛl Hitlɛr fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt. Pantap dat, di kɔndishɔn dɛn rili fayn fɔ di Jamani dɛn. Dɛn kin gi ɔl di prizina dɛn we dɛn dɔn tek na wɔ fɔ fri, ɛn dɛn kin tek di Rɔshian dɛn bak fɔ fri dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di USSR bin gri fɔ gi di Tɔd Rayk ɔyl ɛn petrolium prodak, ɛn bak bɔku kayn raw matirial, fɔ fri di tɛm we dɛn bin stɔp fɔ fɛt.
  We Hitler bin dɔn tink bɔt dat, i disayd fɔ gri fɔ tek wetin Stalin bin tɛl am fɔ du. Dɛn bin dɔn di trus fɔ wan ia wit di pɔsibiliti fɔ mek dɛn ɛkstɛnd am. Insay Sɛptɛmba 1, 1943, di wɔ na di ist bin dɔn. Ɛn di fɛt bigin bak wit nyu trɛnk. Na dis tɛm nɔmɔ na di Wɛst. Fɔs, na si. Tunisia bin bi ples we pipul dɛn kin wam ɛn na ples we di Nazi dɛn bin kam fɔ atak dɛn.
  Na Novɛmba 25, 1943, di Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin de oba di Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin de ɔnda Maynstayn bin bigin fɔ atak Jibraltar. Franco bin gɛt wan ultimatum fɔ mek di Nazi dɛn pas ɔ fɔ fes fɔ pul dɛn kɔmɔt. Dɛn bin atak dɛn bad bad wan fɔ tri dez ɛn tri nɛt. Insay de, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin yuz wan nyu tin fɔ di fɔs tɛm: di Sturmtiger we bin gɛt wan rɔket lansa. Dis mashin bin jɔs chɛr di British pozishɔn dɛn ɛn kil di ɛnimi dɛn bɔku bɔku wan.
  Gibraltar na bin di ki fɔ kɔntrol di Mɛditarenian ɛn ɔl tu di say dɛn bin ɔndastand dis. Ɔs, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt mɔ chans fɔ kɔnsɛntret sojaman dɛn. En det fort bin fol.
  Di fɛt-fɛt ɔpreshɔn dɛn bak bin de go bifo na di si. Di prodakshɔn fɔ sabmarin dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin pas fɔti yunit dɛn ɛvri mɔnt ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku. Di tin dɛn we di alay dɛn dɔn lɔs na di si de bɔku. Ɛn na Afrika, wan rial wɔ bin bigin. Di Jaman "Panthers" ɛn "Tigers" bin sho se dɛn bɛtɛ pas di ɛnimi. Di Jaman ofensiv, we bin gɛt wan grup we gɛt tati divishɔn dɛn, bigin wit wan invayshɔn frɔm Mɔrokɔ, ɛn twɛnti fayv divishɔn dɛn, wit wan atak pan Aljeria...
  Nyu Ia 1944 bin fɛn ɔlman we di fɛt bin de ful-ɔp...
  We Janwari 1944 dɔn, wan big kɔldɔn we gɛt Amɛrikan ɛn British sojaman dɛn bin mek na Aljeria. Ɛn dɛn fɔs dɛn ya bin jɔs sɔrɛnda afta we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt dɛn. Dɔn, di Jamani dɛn, togɛda wit di Italiyan dɛn, bin kam atak Libya. Nyu Afrika swing dɛn dɔn kam. Rommel in grup bin go bifo na Ijipt, ɛn Mainstein in grup bin go na di Nayja lɔp.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin kam fɔ wok wit di Panther-2, wit mɔ pawaful klos ɛn gɔn, ɛn wan injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl. Ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bigin fɔ yuz di Sherman M 4 tank, in turn, i bin mek in T-34-85 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn bak. Wan ɔda Jamani tank we dɛn kɔl Tiger 2, nɔ bin de igen frɔm di tɛm we dɛn bigin fɔ mek am bɔku bɔku wan. Bikɔs i bin gɛt ikwal armamɛnt wit di Panther-2 ɛn i bin ebi twɛnti wan tan, di Jaman mastodon Tayga-2 bin jɔs bɛtɛ smɔl pas in yɔŋ kɔleja we bin de wɛr wɛpɔn, i bin rili smɔl pan ɔl tu di drayvin pefɔmɛns ɛn tɛknikal rilaybiliti.
  Bɔt di nyu jet fɛt plen ME-262 nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal, ilɛksɛf na in gɔn ɔ spid. So in kwalitatif supiriɔriti bin gɛt fɔ kɔmpɛns di kwantiti advantej we di Alay dɛn bin gɛt. In jɔnal, di bɔku bɔku plen dɛn we bin de bitwin di Wɛstɛn kɔlishin sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gi wan disisiv advantej na di fɛt fil. Jaman es dɛn bin bɛtɛ pan skil pas dɛn Wɛstinian kɔleja dɛn ɛn dis bin afɛkt di statystik fɔ ɛya fɛt. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn anti-aircraft artillery bin rili fayn. Apat frɔm dat, di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di gɔvmɛnt bin mek dɛn at pwɛl bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ disayd fɔ du sɔntin, ɛn dis bin mek di sojaman dɛn kam fɛt na sɔm pat dɛn, ɛn na dat mek dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek dɛn de na Afrika.
  Bay midul Mach, Romɛl bin tek Libya ɛn rich na Ɛl Aman. Na ya di British dɛn bin gɛt pawaful wɔl fɔ protɛkt dɛnsɛf. Ɛn Mɔntgɔri bin de kɔmand fayn fayn wan, mɔ we dɛn bin de gi am rɛinfɔsmɛnt. Bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ de fɔgiv pipul dɛn so. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn kam wit ɔda tin dɛn ɛn fiul we Epril dɔn, dɛn bin mek wan rawndbɔt manejmɛnt fɔ pas na di dɛzat ɛn rich na di ɔp pat dɛn na di Nayl, ɛn dɛn bin pas di British difɛns dɛn. Insay Me, Alɛgzandria bin fɔdɔm ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin rich na di Suez Kanal. Türkiye bin du wan invayshɔn na Siria ɛn Palestayn.
  Jun bin mek wan chenj na di fɛt fɔ di Midul Is. I bin gɛt pas sɛvinti Jamani divishɔn dɛn ɛn twɛnti Turkish wan dɛn. Dɛn bin win di British ɛn Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Ɛn insay Julay, Saudi Arabia bin kam ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di Tɔd Raych, ɛn di fasist sojaman dɛn bin kam insay Iran, usay dɛn bin muf ɛn mit dɛn nɔmɔ we di British sojaman dɛn bin de agens dɛn. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Jamani dɛn we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ mach pas wan tawzin kilomita, bin kam insay India. Insay Sɛptɛmba, dɛn bin tek ɔlmost ɔlsay na India. Di pipul dɛn we bin de na di eria bin grit di Wehrmacht as pipul dɛn we de fri pipul dɛn. Ɛn Jepan bin dɔn fɛn land bɔda wit in padi we rili strɔng.
  Ɔktoba 1 dɔn rich. Di ia we dɛn bin deklare trus wit di USSR. Di Jamani pipul dɛn jɔyn wit di Japan pipul dɛn, dɛn tek land dɛn frɔm Mɔrokɔ to Bɔma, inklud India, dɛn rich na di ekweta, ɛn dɛn tek bɔku pat na Afrika. So, di Tɔd Rayk bin bɔku, bɔt na di ɔda say, i bin skata in sojaman dɛn ɔlsay na di kɔntinɛnt dɛn.
  Insay dis tɛm, Stalin bin tren ɛn mek lɛk tri ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn, we gɛt tank divishɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin mek di wan ol nɔmba fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn rich ilevin milyɔn, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ yuz et pan dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Jaman frɔnt. Bɔt di Wehrmacht bin strɔng bak, pan ɔl we i bin de tray tranga wan fɔ mek ɔda kɔntri dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd pan di we aw dɛn mek am. Apat frɔm dat, di pawa we jet plen dɛn gɛt dɔn bɔku. Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek di ME-262 insay di tawzin, tati to fɔti motoka dɛn fɔ wan de, ɛn wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt se na di bɛst fɛt-fɛt plen insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. I tu injin dɛn bin de aksɛlayt to spid we na 900 kilomita pan awa, ɛn 4 30-mm kanɔn dɛn ɛn plus rɔket dɛn bin mek di motoka bi rili siriɔs ɛnimi fɔ ɛni plen.
  "Panther"-2 sho insɛf se i nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal tank pan in ɔvala kwaliti dɛn, we rili bɛtɛ pan armamɛnt ɛn amɔ pas di "Sherman" M 4 ɛn T-34-85. Na tru se wit wet we na 47 tan, bɔt di 900 ɔspawɛl injin bin kɔmpɛns dis. Pantap dat, di Panther-2 bin bɛtɛ pas di IS-2 pan armor-piercing ɛn frontal armor, nɔto fɔ tɔk bɔt in drayvin pefɔmɛns.
  Dis bin rili wɔri Stalin. Bɔt di Tɔd Rayk stil de na in fɔmɛshɔn stej.
  Dɛn de mek nyu fɔrin ɛn kɔlonial divɛlɔpmɛnt dɛn. Di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ E-siris tank dɛn de kam nia, wit ivin mɔ pawaful injin dɛn, tik tik wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn strɔng wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin mek nyu mɔdel dɛn fɔ plen dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt di Arado jet bɔmba we dɛn de mek siriɔs, ɛn di HE-162 bin apia. Ɛn di bɛnifit we di Wehrmacht gɛt go bɔku.
  So, Stalin bin gɛt sɔntin fɔ tink bɔt: if i fɔ gri ɔ nɔ gri wit wetin Hitler bin tɛl am fɔ mek i go ɛkstɛnd di trus fɔ ɔda ia. Na wan say, a nɔ bin want fɔ trowe mi pipul dɛn na di ol we gɛt wɔ igen. Na di ɔda say, i klia se i go ivin wɔs - tɛm de wok agens di USSR.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Stalin bin ɛkstɛnd di tɛm we dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ fɛt. I disayd se di wan dɛn we gɛt sɛns nɔ fɔ fɛt.
  Bɔt afta dat, di Fuhrer bin land na Briten we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se go apin insay Disɛmba 1944. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de tink se di Nazi dɛn go sho dɛnsɛf insay di kol sizin. Ɛn di British dɛn bin ebul fɔ sɔprayz. Sɔprayz, gud ɔganayzeshɔn, rili ifɛktiv smɔl sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn dɛn E-10, ɔl dis bin ple insay di Kraut dɛn an.
  Ɛn fɔ tru insay wan wik, dɛn bin kech Briten! Dis na jɔs wan big big tin we di Wehrmacht dɔn du!
  Lɔndɔn dɔn fɔdɔm! Ɛn di Fuhrer de imajin se i nɔ go ebul fɔ win! Dɛn bin dɔn kech Ayland ɔlrɛdi insay Mach.
  Afta dat di fasist dɛm gi advays to Amɛrika - dɛn se, wetin yu want: kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt ɔ yu go stil sheb di spɛshal inflɛns? Afta Ruzvelt day, wan pragmatik we bin de na Amɛrika - dɛn bin gi di Jamani pipul dɛn pis. Bɔt di Fuhrer bin put bɔku harsh kɔndishɔn dɛn bifo - inklud fɔ pe fɔ riparashɔn ɛn kɔmpɛnshɔn fɔ di bɔm we dɛn bɔm Jamani siti dɛm.
  Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin de shem smɔl, bɔt afta dɛn dɔn win ɔda bad bad tin na di si, dɛn bin rɛsayn dɛnsɛf. Ɛn dɛn bin gri wit wetin Hitlɛr bin de du.
  Di Fuhrer tek shɔt brek na di wɔ... I de dayjɛst wetin i dɔn win ɛn mek in pozishɔn dɛn strɔng na Yurop, Afrika ɛn Eshia.
  Bɔt pan May 1, 1947, di Nazi dɛn, we bin dɔn gɛda trɛnk ɛn abop pan di men tank E-75 - we bin big pas ɔl na di Wehrmacht - bin atak di USSR.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt de. Ɛn dɛn bin de yuz bɔku nyu tank dɛn.
  Di E-75 bin bi di men wan, bikɔs Hitlɛr bin rili lɛk big motoka dɛn. Pan ɔl we di mastodon tɔn aut fɔ bi se i nɔ bin rili saksesful: di wan ol tin bin pas naynti tan, wit injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl nɔmɔ - dat min se di tank nɔ bin rili fast ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de brok. Di pawaful 128 mm kanɔn bin gɛt smɔl sapɔt fɔ shel ɛn faya bin slo pas di 88 mm.
  Di toret bin gɛt gud protɛkshɔn - 252 mm fɔrɛst, 160 mm sayd dɛn we slop, bɔt di hul bin wɔs - 160 mm fɔrɛst, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt angle we na 45 digri, na 120 mm sayd nɔmɔ, ɛn i bin rili ay.
  In jenɛral, di E-75 na bin fayn big big "Royal Tiger", wit sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn bikɔs ɔf dis. Fɔ tɔk tru, wi fɔ no se di injin ɛn di transmishɔn bin de togɛda, ɛn dis bin mek di we aw dɛn mek di tank kɔmpakt. Apat frɔm dat, i bin pɔsibul fɔ mek di protɛkshɔn fɔ di ship in bot strɔng wit shild dɛn na di fil.
  So dɛn bin protɛkt di E-75 fayn fayn wan, i bin gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt i bin tu ebi, i nɔ bin de muv tumɔs, ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de brok.
  Di E-50 bin, na tru, smɔl, layt, wit injin we shep, ɛn i bin de spid pas siksti kilomita pan awa. Ɛn i bin gɛt wan kanɔn we gɛt 88 mm ɛn 100 EL barɛl lɔng. Pantap dat, i bin de faya 12 shot dɛn fɔ wan minit. Di frɔntal armor fɔ di E-50 hul na ɔlmost di sem wit di E-75, di protɛkshɔn fɔ di sayd dɛn ɛn di tɔrɛt wɔs. Bɔt insay prɔsis, di E-50, pan ɛni kes, wit in mobiliti, layt wet ɛn big rilaybiliti, i de wok fayn pas di E-75.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr bin ɔda wan motoka we ebi pas am ɛn we dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku wan. In jɔnal, di Fuhrer bin ban fɔ mek tank dɛn we layt pas fifti tan. Fɔ protɛkt di Aryan blɔd. Na smɔl nɔmba E-10 ɛn E-5 nɔmɔ dɛn bin mek fɔ rikonays.
  Di E-100 tank bin de bak. Ɛn sɔm pan di chenj dɛn we dɛn mek, lɛk wan we gɛt bɔm lansa.
  Di Fuhrer bin rili lɛk ɔltin we big. Di TA-400 insay in jet modifyeshɔn bin bi di bɔm we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl. Yɛs, dis na bad bad pawa.
  Di Yu-488 nɔ bin jɔs bigin fɔ wok, dɛn bin se i nɔ de wok igen, ɛn dɛn bin tek wan kɔmpin we gɛt jet fɔ tek in ples. Di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bɔm dɛn we nɔ gɛt tel we dɛn kɔl B-2 ɛn B-18. Dɛn na motoka dɛn bak we rili wok, we ebul fɔ bɔm Amɛrika frɔm Yurop.
  Ɛn wetin mek i nɔ bin de na di ays? Disk plen dεm ivin apia, we, biכs fכ di fכ fכlכ laminar fכlכ, dεn nכ de invulnerable fכ sכm sכm an dεm.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Ɛn Hitlɛr tink se i go izi fɔ dɔn di USSR.
  Bɔt nɔto so i bin bi. Na tru se na di Kɔkas, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo togɛda wit di Turks. Dɛn bin kech Baku, Yerevan, ɛn ɔl di ɔyl wɛl dɛn. Ɛn Jepan bin go bifo frɔm di ist, ɛn dɛn bin kech Primorye ɛn kam nia Vladivostok.
  Bɔt 4 gyal pikin dɛn: Natasha, Zoya, Ɔgɔstin ɛn Svetlana bin chalenj di Nazi dɛn ɛn, we di big ɔfens agens Mɔsko bigin, dɛn bin go insay di fɛt.
  Natasha bin faya wan bɔs ɛn trowe wan grenade we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di fasist dɛn ɛn twit se:
  - Glori to Sɔviɛt Rɔshia!
  Zoya bin tek ɛn mow dɔŋ di layn fɔ Krauts bak. Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin de trowe di gift dɛn we de mek pɔsin day. Kil bɔku fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Na dis to nyu sakses!
  Neks Ɔgɔstin we de muv. Krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn. I bin skata dɛn wit pawaful blo dɛn we i bin de blo in fist dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go lanch di gift we de pwɛl pipul dɛn bak.
  Ɛn i go siŋ:
  - Wi go smash di onslaught of di evil horde!
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana in atak de kam. I bin kɔt bɔku Nazi dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin lans wan kil prɛzɛnt bak.
  En di sojaman hiss:
  - Mi na wan supa champion!
  Di 4 sojaman dɛn bin rili wok fɔ wan ol divishɔn. Bɔt wan divishɔn, ɔ ivin 4, nɔ go du fɔ di wan ol Wehrmacht. Ɛspɛshali wit wɛpɔn dɛn we strɔng ɛn we dɔn go bifo.
  So we Ɔgɔst dɔn, pan ɔl dat, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn rawnd Mɔsko. Ɛn dis kin rili sɔri. Ɛn we Disɛmba 1947 dɔn, di kapital siti na di USSR bin fɔdɔm. Ɛn di nɛks pat pan di wɔ bin dɔn.
  Afta dat i nɔ bin de di sem igen lɛk aw i bin de bifo... Insay 1948, Hitler in sojaman dɛn, togɛda wit di Japan pipul dɛn, bin tek di wan ol eria na di USSR kpatakpata. Ɛn i bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ...
  Di Nazi dɛn bin fɛt wɔ wit di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di pati fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn dɛn bin kech Stalin, we bin trangayes nɔ bin want fɔ mek pis. Afta we dɛn bin dɔnawe wit di lida fɔ di USSR insay Epril 1951, di wɔ we bin de pan di pati dɛn bin bigin fɔ go dɔŋ.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin mek dɛn yon pɔpet Rɔshian gɔvmɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin fɛt di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di pati wit di lokal sojaman dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ win... Amɛrika bin de ovasi fɔ naw ɛn gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Hitler bin wet tu lɔng fɔ atak Amɛrika. Ɛn Amɛrika bin ebul fɔ mek bɔku bɔku atɔmik bɔm dɛn ɛn afta dat dɛn bin de mek haydrojɛn bɔm dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, dɛn mek, pan ɔl we leta pas di Jamani dɛn, balistik mishɔl dɛn.
  Nɔn pan di tu say dɛn nɔ bin disayd fɔ go fɛt wɔ. Dɛn bin sheb di say dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt pawa. Tude USA en Germany, en Japan bin kapchur plenti en dat mek dem bin stil de digest dem possessions.
  Hitler bin day Epril 20, 1957, we na in batde we mek siksti et ia. Afta am, di rijɛnt Schellenberg bin gɛt pawa, ɛn i tek di ples fɔ di Himmler we dɛn bin dɔn pul kɔmɔt. Ɛn Goering bin day bikɔs i bin de tek drɔgs.
  Schellenberg bin du pat pan libaralayzeshɔn na di teritɔri dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔkup. Ɛn i bin mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ rul dɛnsɛf mɔ na di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Sɛns bak dɔn soft. Ɔda pipul dɛn apat frɔm di Nazi pati.
  Schellenberg bin bigin fɔ sof di tiori bɔt rasis. Smɔl smɔl we dɛn bin de divɛlɔp pan di rel dɛm fɔ kapitalizim ɛn di sem tɛm akɔdin to plan, di ikɔmi fɔ di Tɔd Rayk bin mek di standad fɔ liv go ɔp.
  Di patikyula fɔs dɛn bin de fɔdɔm. Pipul dɛn bin de yus to disiplin ɛn nyu ɔda. Insay 1961, di fɔs flay we dɛn bin flay fɔ go na di Mun bin apin. Ɛn insay 1976, i bin go na Mas.
  Sɔntɛm dɛn bin sɔlv di prɔblɛm dɛn we angri kin gɛt ɛn dɛn bin rigul di rit we dɛn kin bɔn pikin dɛn.
  Afta Schellenberg, Kleiman bin rul. I kɔntinyu bak fɔ mek pipul dɛn fri am.
  Di Tɔd Rayk bin bi wan dimokrasi ɛmpaya we gɛt bɔku pati dɛn. Bɔt i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ lɛ wi separet frɔm am.
  Jepan bin gɛt dimokrasi bak. Ɛn fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, Amɛrika dɔn bi dimokrasi.
  Insay di Third Reich, afta Kleiman, dɛn bin pik nyu prɛsidɛnt. Ɛn i bin bi Natasha Rostova. We rili fayn!
  Ɛn di tɛm we dimokrasi ɛn ikwal rayt dɔn kam.
  Di wɔriman ivin bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Wi pipul dɛn nɔ go bia we dɛn de sɔfa, .
  Mek di gɔn dɛn - di ɛl vɔys fɔ wɔ - tɛnda!
  Wi go tinap: wit opful ɛksklamashɔn, .
  Sholda to sholda: wanwɔd, ol ɛn yɔŋ!
    
  We yu de es di bayonet dɛn wit an dɛn we gɛt kɔl, .
  Di stern luk of di faiya dem - jos guys!
  Di wɔl dɔn tɔn grey bikɔs ɔf sɔri-at, .
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin shem fɔ pul dɛn breyd dɛn!
    
  Wi na di pikin dɛn fɔ di Soviet pipul dɛn we gɛt glori, .
  Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ brok, nɔto wit stɛl ɔ wit faya!
  Wi de fɛt wit ɔl wi trɛnk fɔ fridɔm!
  Na wan flok of fascism de - a biliv se wi go smash am!
    
  Ivin if dɛn nɔ bin kɔmishɔn, i bita wit frustrashɔn, .
  Bɔt di payɔnia insɛf bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt!
  Di tay de blaz - ɔl di yay dɛn de sho insay am, .
  Insay di Bolshevik fut step dɛn we gɛt glori!
    
  Di krawd sojaman dɛn rɔnawe pan di atak wit wamat, .
  Di fasist dɛn nɔ tɔk natin, di gɔn dɛn de ala!
  Di pawa we mɛtal gɛt bin krɔs di rɛd wan dɛn, .
  Di brok brok flag wit di swastika dɔn fɔdɔm!
    
  Wi bin no gud gud wan usay wi batri dɛn de, .
  Ɛn wetin mek? Daring bɔy
  Pan ɔl we di sno bin de mek a fil bad ɛn mek a sɔfa, .
  We i nɔ wɛr fut na nɛt, i bin de waka wit in bag!
    
  We yu smɔl, i kin izi, i kin simpul fɔ skaut, .
  Yu kin stik yu nos insay ɛni krak krak!
  Yu bin tek di swɛ na di kol, na di grɔn, .
  Bɔt sɔmbɔdi bin de laf: di man nɔ bin dɔn ol!
    
  Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ bin no fred, .
  Dɛn nɔ bin fɛt wɔ pas bɔbɔ dɛn we gɛt maynd!
  We wi de go ɔlide, wi bin de dans tu tu, .
  Dɛn bin de chat sparingly - i sɔri fɔ west wɔd!
    
  Kruk Hitler - Setan in savant, .
  Di bastar kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn!
  Bɔt di pɔsin we fri go krɔs di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, .
  Afta ɔl, no limit nɔ de fɔ di trɛnk we di kansul dɛn gɛt!
    
  Di Kɔmyunis Pati bin lɛk ɛn mɛn, .
  Wi na brayt payɔnia dɛn fɔ dis!
  So dat dɛn nɔ go tolɛret di Fritz masta, .
  So dat yu nɔ go put yok pan yusɛf!
    
  Dɛn bin tich wi fɔ biliv oli wan pan drim, .
  Ɛn nɔ spay ɛni tray fɔ di kɔntri!
  Wetin wi bin bia jɔs nɔ go ebul fɔ mɛzhɔ, .
  Wi dia Soviet ami in pikin dɛn!
    
  Nɔn pan wi nɔ bin tɔk bɔt ej, .
  Fil sɔri fɔ yusɛf - nɔ rɛspɛkt ɔda pipul dɛn!
  Fɔ day kin mek a fred, bɔt a nɔ bin de fred, .
  Invincible Rus' - wan ami fɔ advays!
    
  Ɛn wan gladi gladi wɔl go kam na di Wɔl, .
  Nɔ pen, kray wata, sɔri, nid nɔ go de!
  Wan ban de oba di wan ol planɛt fɔ kɔmyunizim, .
  Di wan dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm go gɛt layf bak na di kiŋdɔm we fayn!
  
  
  TIA DI FURER TO PIES
  Di Fuhrer bin deviet smɔl frɔm di rial stori bay we i ɔda Rommel, afta di Tolbuk garison dɔn sɔrɛnda, fɔ atak di British dɛn witout stɔp. So, fɔ mek dɛn nɔ setul na di difensiv ɛn ɔkup di layn dɛn we dɛn dɔn pripia bifo tɛm.
  We dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, Rommel bin ebul, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ pawa, fɔ win di British dɛn, ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul bin sɔrɛnda, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ fɛt.
  Dis bin mek di British dɛn lɔs Ijipt ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol di Suez Kanal. Bɔt ivin dis nɔto bin di ɛnd fɔ di trɔbul fɔ di anti-Hitler kɔlishin.
  Di Fuhrer nɔ bin tɔn di Fɔs Panza Ami to di sawt, ɛn apat frɔm dat, i bin trɔs di atak pan Stalingrad to di hiro na di Kraym, Mainstein. Dis bin mek di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek di siti na di Vɔlga klos wan wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ mek dɛn put dɛn fut de.
  We dɛn bin de divɛlɔp di sakrifays we Mainstein in sojaman dɛn bin gɛt, dɛn bin go bifo along di Vɔlga ɛn rich na di Kaspian Si. Ɛn afta dat, Türkiye bin go insay di wɔ, ɛn i bin ambɔg wan ami we gɛt bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Jepan sɛf bin dɔn win di fɛt na Midway bifo dis tɛm ɛn dɛn bin tek di ayland dɛn we de na Awayi.
  Ɛn so di samurai opin sɛkɔn frɔnt na di Fa Is. Dɛn bin go bifo pan bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we bin de waka wit fut. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔt Vladivostok ɛn tek Khabarovsk, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech bɔku pan di pat dɛn na Mɔngolia.
  Dis bin mek di USSR nɔ bin fɛn di trɛnk fɔ wan winta kɔntra-ɔfensiv. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn, ɛn di Turks dɛn, ɛn ɔda sataylayt dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk, bin kech klos to di wan ol Kɔkas ɛn ɔyl na Baku insay di winta.
  Sɔviɛt Rɔshia bin si insɛf na pozishɔn we gɛt stratejik prɛshɔn. Stalin bin ivin gri fɔ mek dɛn gɛt sɛpret pis wit Jamani pan ɛnitin.
  Di Fuhrer bin gɛt intɛlijɛns data se wok de go bifo na Amɛrika fɔ mek wan atɔmik bɔm. Ɛn bikɔs i bin de wɔri bɔt dis, i bin gri fɔ mek pis wit di USSR difrɛn. Bɔt fɔ tru, fɔ tek fɔ insɛf ɔltin we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi win, ɛn bak Lɛningrad, ɛn ɔl di Karelia, te to Akɛnjɛlsk, inklud. Dɛn bin gi big big taks pan Sɔviɛt Rɔshia. Jepan bin tek di rijyɔn we de nia di si ɛn pat pan ɔda land dɛn na di Fa Is.
  Stalin, we bin no se i nɔ gɛt op fɔ fɛt wɔ na tu frɔnt, ɛn i bin de fred bak di nyu Jaman tank dɛn - di Panta ɛn di Tayga - bin gri wit di pis kɔndishɔn dɛn we bin rili at, bɔt at ɔl i bin kip Mɔsko ɛn in pasɔnal pawa.
  Ɛn di Kraut dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt na Afrika ɛn muf go na India. Fɔs, dɛn bin plan fɔ tek ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul frɔm Briten ɛn afta dat dɛn go tek di mama kɔntri.
  Di British dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ de na Afrika. Di Nazi dɛn bin tek, wit rili wik resistans, di wan ol blak kɔntinɛnt, ɛn bak India, fɔ jɔyn wit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Di landin na Briten bin apin insay Jun 1944, bay da tɛm de di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn mek jet ayrakt dɛn ɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin gɛt kwaliti, dɛn bin dɔn tek di pawa ɔlsay na di si ɛn na di ays.
  Amɛrika sɛf bin stil de lɔs to di Japan pipul dɛn, as dɛn bin de bit di Yankee flit wan bay wan. Ɛn dis bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ kɔmpɛns di lɔwa ikɔmik pɔtnɛshɛl.
  Dɛn bin win di Mɛtropɔliti Briten kwik kwik wan. Ɛn afta dis, dɛn bin put wan nyu kiŋ we bin de sɔpɔt Jamani de, ɛn wan gɔvmɛnt we Mosli bin de lid. Bɔku pan di ship dɛn we bin de na di Inglish bot dɛn bin kam ɔnda di Third Reich. Insay Ɔgɔst, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Ayriland, ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba, dɛn bin tek Opareshɔn Icarus, ɛn dɛn bin tek Ayland.
  So, di Third Reich bin protɛkt insɛf frɔm di bɔm dɛn we Amɛrika bin de bɔm.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin du fɔ di Fuhrer, ɛn di Kraut dɛn bigin fɔ atak Amɛrika.
  Dɛn bin transfa sɔm sojaman dɛn na Ajentina ɛn Brazil. Ɛn sɔm bin muf go na Grinland ɛn Kanada.
  Na tru se wit di Japan pipul dɛn, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Ɔstrelia bak.
  Insay 1945, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek bɔku say dɛn na di Wɛstɛn Ɛmisfya. Amɛrika bin de fes di nyu Jaman E-siris tank dɛn, we bin rili bɛtɛ pas di Sherman dɛn ɛn ivin di Pershings. Di E-75 we Hitler bin mek, i bin tan lɛk se i nɔ go izi fɔ yuz Amɛrikan gɔn dɛn frɔm ɛni angle, ɛn i bin bi di men Jaman tank kwik kwik wan. Insay Mach 1946, Amɛrika bin sɔrɛnda.
  Ɛn wan sojaman dɛn bin stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm. Stalin bin sidɔm kwayɛt wan fɔ naw ɛn i nɔ bin rɔk di bot.
  Hitler bin rɛst fɔ fayv ia ɛn i bin digest in prɔpati dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i bin dɔn go ɛn atak Jepan Epril 20, 1951. I bin gɛt bɔku prɔpati dɛn tumɔs.
  Di wɔ bin tek et mɔnt ɛn i bin dɔn we dɛn tek Jepan ɛn ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Afta dat di Fuhrer bin du sɔm ɔda opareshɔn dɛn na Latin Amɛrika ɛn dɛn bin kech Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal, ɛn ɔda kɔntri dɛn we nɔ bin de put an pan gɔvmɛnt.
  Dɛn bin win Türkiye bak.
  I kam fɔ no se dɛn bin mek wan ɛmpaya we bin de ɔlsay na di wɔl, we na di Tɔd Rayk. Bɔt wan USSR we dɛn bin dɔn pul in klos bin stil de.
  Stalin bin day insay Mach 1953, dɔn dɛn shot Beria. Nikita Khrushchev bin tek di pawa. Udat ɔganayz di 20th kɔngrigeshɔn wit di ɛksplɔshɔn fɔ di pɔsinliti kult fɔ Stalin, we insɛf shemful wan lɔs di wɔ.
  Ɛn Hitlɛr bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin:
  - Kapchɔ di las indipɛndɛnt pawa na di wɔl.
  Ɛn so insay Me 1, 1956, di big big ami we di Tɔd Rayk bin de fɛt ɔlsay na di wɔl bin bigin fɔ fɛt di USSR. Agen, wɔ de ɛn bɔku blɔd de.
  I nɔ tu te yet we Hitlɛr dɔn ol siksti sɛvin ia, bɔt di pɔsin we bin de it pipul dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ mek in at kol.
  Di bɔda pas rili klos to Mɔsko - di distans we shɔt pas ɔl na bin tu ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti kilomita nɔmɔ. Rzhev bin dɔn bi wan siti na Jamani. So di Kraut famili bin op se ivin bifo di sɔmda dɛn go tek di kapital siti na di USSR ɛn dɔn fɔ dɔn di kɔnsolidɛshɔn fɔ di ɛmpaya pan wan planɛt skel.
  Bɔt 4 gyal pikin dɛn, we Natasha bin de bifo, bin tinap na dɛn rod.
  Nays gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr bikini bin de fɛt fɔ di Soviet siti we nem Kalinin ɛn insay Me 4, 1956, di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin brok insay de ɛn bigin fɔ atak am.
  Na di frɔnt, na bin Jamani tank dɛn we tan lɛk pyramidal we dɛn mek wit di AG siriɔs. Dɛn bin gɛt pawa ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de ambɔg di Soviet gɔn dɛn atɔl we dɛn de faya dɛn frɔm ɔl di say dɛn.
  Bɔt di fasist dɛn nɔ bin laki na dis kes: 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de agens dɛn - witch dɛn we rili strɔng. Ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn ya bin no aw fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Natasha bin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin fɔdɔm insay di katapila na wan Jaman tank we gɛt piramid. Dis bin mek di motoka jɔk go na di lɛft ɛn i bin ram in neba.
  Ɛn dɛn tu tank dɛn ya bin bɔm wan tɛm.
  Ɛn Natasha bin twit se:
  - Dis na mi strateji!
  Zoya, we na in patna, insɛf bin sɛn grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i bin nak di katapila dɛn na Hitler in pyramidal mastodon. I tɔn rawnd fɔ win ɛn ram in neba. Ɛn bak tu tank dɛn bɔn.
  Zoya de swɛt:
  - Glori to di USSR!
  Neks, Ɔgɔstin de bifo di faya. I bin trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak, we na sɔntin we bin rili kil am. Ɛn i bin bang wan Jamani motoka na in trak. Ɛn dis bin mek Hitlɛr in tank dɛn bin rɔsh bak.
  Ɛn di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de siŋ se:
  - Wi nɔ go bi slev, .
  Mek wi trowe am barefut!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana bin faya di ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn so i kɔrɛkt ɛn kɔrɛkt. Ɛn bak wit di ɛp we di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de gi. Ɛn di fasist motoka dɛn bin rɔsh. Ɛn aw dɛn go bɔm.
  Ɛn Svetlana go siŋ:
  - Glori to mi Fadaland!
  Girls, una fɛt wit maynd!
  Natasha trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i rɔsh tu Jamani tank dɛn, ɛn i ala se:
  - Glori fɔ Stalin!
  Zoya kin trowe sɔntin bak we kin kil pɔsin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i kin ala na di tap pat pan in lɔng dɛn se:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Ɔgɔstin tɔch di grenade wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin, push di Nazi dɛn mastodon dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  Svetlana, insay wan wayl frenzi, trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn his:
  - Fɔ wan big win!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt wit mashin dɛn we tan lɛk piramid, ɛn dis bin rili fayn. Bɔt wetin dɛn go ebul fɔ du agens dɛn kayn big big sojaman dɛn de? Ɛn so di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Kalinin kpatakpata ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn bin gɛt fɔ brok kɔmɔt na di say we dɛn bin de rawnd am.
  Insay Me, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Saratov, Kuibyshev, Tula, Penza, ɛn dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko kpatakpata, ɛn dɛn bin kam rawnd di siti frɔm ɔlsay.
  Ɛn afta dat, insay Jun, dɛn bin blo di kapital siti.
  Di brayt 4 pipul dɛn fɛt bak, ɛn fɛt bad bad wan.
  Natasha faya wan bɔrst, trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Glori to wi wɔl!
  Zoya bin faya wan bɔs bak, ɛn bak i lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Di nyu Stalin na mi aydɔl!
  Dɔn Ɔgɔstin faya, ɛn i shot bak aktif wan. Ɛn i trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala:
  - Nyu win dɛn go de! Nyu fɛtman dɛn go grap!
  Neks Svetlana shot ɛn mow dɔŋ di ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe di tin dɛn we de kil am pan in ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn i de ala:
  - Na de wi win go de na di oli wɔ!
  Dɛn 4 ya bin fɛt bad bad wan na Mɔsko. Bɔt di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Di siti bin rili ful-ɔp wit bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz difrɛn kayn blak, yɔlɔ, brawn fɛt-fɛt dɛn lɛk kanɔn fɔd.
  Ɛn afta dat, Julay 3, Mɔsko bin dɔn fɔdɔm... Bay dis tɛm, di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn tek Kazan, Ulyanovsk, di siti we nem Gɔki, ɛn Ryazan, ɛn fɔ tru, di land dɛn we de go ɔp to di Yuralsk Riva, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek Ɔrɛnbɔg.
  Big big sojaman dɛn bak bin de go bifo frɔm di ist. Na Julay 4, 1956, Nikita Krushchev bin se i go sɔrɛnda to di Tɔd Rayk fɔ chenj di garanti fɔ se insɛf ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we de na di Politbiuro go sef.
  Hitler bin gri wit dis... Di wɔ bin dɔn afta i bin las jɔs pas tu mɔnt. Ɛn di balans pan pawa nɔ bin gɛt op frɔm di biginin.
  Bɔt di 4 gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ lɛ dɛn win dɛn. Bikɔs dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech di USSR kpatakpata, aw yu go kil Hitlɛr?
  Ɛn insay Ɔgɔst 9, 1956, wan 4 gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn sabi, togɛda wit di bɔbɔ we nem Ɔleg Raybachenko, bin disayd fɔ atak Hitlɛr in bɔnks, ɛn pwɛl di kriminal we impɔtant pas ɔlman.
  Ɛn so 4 gyal pikin dɛn ɛn wan bɔbɔ we bin luk lɛk twɛlv ia so, we gɛt bɔku mɔsul, we wɛr shɔt nɔmɔ, bin muf go na di say we Hitlɛr bin de, we bin dɔn pik am na Sayprɔs.
  Di titi nɔ bin wɛr fut ɛn i bin wɛr bikini, di bɔbɔ bin wɛr shɔt, ɛn i nɔ bin wɛr fut bak. So dɛn bin chaj ɔl di fayv pipul dɛn fɔ majik.
  Wan pikin ɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn de pan di atak.
  Oleg Rybachenko trowe di pulsar wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin, skata di fasist dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt!
  Natasha bin pul laytin na in nɛv, bɔn di Kraut dɛn, ɛn lans fayabɔl wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bɔn di Nazi dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Fɔ wan nyu Rus'!
  Zoya tu de pan di atak. Trowe wan kilman we de de wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de sho in chɛst, ɛn i de trowe laytin frɔm am!
  Dɔn i bin siŋ se:
  - Mek Rus' bi fambul!
  Ɔgɔstin bin sho insɛf na in bɔdi. I trowe di pulsar kɔmɔt na in skarlet nipple. Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin de spit laytin.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Di fɔs falkɔn na Lenin, di sɛkɔn falkɔn na Stalin!
  Ɛn naw Svetlana de pan di atak. Laik pulsar go trowe aut wit bare toes... I go smash di fasist dem. Ɛn afta dat, laytin bolt kɔmɔt na di skarlet nipple. Ɛn i go kɔt bɔku pan di Nazi dɛn.
  Ɛn i go siŋ:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land ɛn Stalin!
  Oleg Rybachenko de pan di atak bak. I kin kɔt fasist dɛn wit majik sɔd dɛn ɛn fri laytin bolt dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ ala se:
  - Di big big tin we di kɔntri de du!
  Natasha, we de krɔs di Nazi dɛn wit sɔd ɛn trowe ɛl pulsar dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, de ala se:
  - Wi na Setan in pikin dɛm!
  Ɛn wan kil bɔbul flay kɔmɔt na di titi in bare il. Ɛn i mek ɔlman mɛlt.
  Zoya tu de pan di atak. I de pwɛl ɔlman wit sɔd. Ɛn i de shawa di Kraut dɛn wit faya laytin frɔm di skarlet nipples. Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i de trowe ɛl pulsar dɛn.
  Na di sem tɛm i de ala se:
  - Fɔ di fetful Fadaland!
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf de pan di atak. Ɛn in rubi nipples dɛn de wok, ɛn dɛn de spit laytin we de rɔn. Ɛn dɛn an dɛn bin de kɔt di wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn wit sɔd. Ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe pulsar.
  Di fayn fayn faya de ala se:
  - Fɔ di Blak Gɔd!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana kam pan di ɔfɛnsif. Dɔn bak na wan Tɛminatɔ gyal. Laytnin ɛn pulsar dɛn bin de flay kɔmɔt na di strawberry nipples. Dɛn bɔn ɔltin we bin de rawnd di gyal pikin dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn ɛn di nayt dɛn we bin de na di Tɔd Rayk bin sɔfa mɔ.
  Ɛn di titi go tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ Gret Rus' insɛf! A de fɛt!
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt.
  Dɛn kin muf along di kɔridɔ dɛn na di bɔnks. Dɛn kin dɔnawe wit dɛn yon fasist dɛn. Dem de go afta Hitler. Infakt, dis mɔral bin ebul fɔ liv na dis wɔl fɔ siksti sɛvin ia. Ɛn na so di fayv tɛmnɛta dɛn disayd: inof na inf fɔ Hitlɛr ɛn dɛn go kil am! So di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn di bɔbɔ de muf.
  Oleg kɔt di fasist dɛn wit sɔd, ɛn trowe ɛnaji klot wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn siŋ:
  - Glori to big Rus'!
  Natasha, we de yuz di skarlet nipples na in bɔdi, ɛn bak we i de kɔt di Nazi dɛn wit sɔd ɛn trowe pulsar wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ala se:
  - Fɔ Wait Rus'!
  Zoya de pan di wayl ɔfɛnsif. I kin kɔt bak wit sɔd ɛn trowe laytin bolt pan di fasist dɛn we gɛt skarlet nipples. Ɛn i de ala to insɛf se:
  - Wait Gɔd grant win!
  Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go lans lɛk pulsar.
  Ɛn na ya Ɔgɔstin de pan di ɔfens. So furious ɛn fast. Laytnin kin ren bak frɔm di skarlet nipples, lɛk se i kɔmɔt frɔm kɔnukopia. Ɛn i de pwɛl fasist dɛn wit sɔd. Ɛn wit yu fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin we de bɔn go kɔmɔt.
  Afta dat di rɛd-hɛd go siŋ:
  - Di Blak Gɔd go gi win!
  Ɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt di Nazi dɛn, Svetlana. I kin kɔt dɛn bak wit sɔd. I de shot laytin frɔm in rubi nipples ɛn lans pulsar dɛn we de pwɛl bad bad wan wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Glori fɔ Svarog!
  Di Fayv pipul dɛn de rɔn, dɛn de tɔn tank dɛn, pwɛl di Nazi bɔnks dɛn, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. I de pwɛl di wan dɛn we de agens am lɛk lokɔs.
  Oleg de pan di ofensiv. Di bɔbɔ de slash lɛk sɔd. Ɛn i de swip di pikin dɛn fut wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go put di fasist dɛn dɔŋ witout ɛni prɔblɛm.
  Ɛn afta dat, i go siŋ se:
  - Yes, Gret Rus'! A de wit yu!
  Natasha sɛf de pan di ɔfens. I de pwɛl di fasist dɛn. I de trowe pulsar dɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Skarlet nipples, laytin de spit aut insay kaskad.
  Ɛn i de siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Gretnɛs fɔ Rɔshia, Svarog na mi mɛsaya!
  Zoya de pan di wayl ɔfɛnsif. I kin mek laytin ren bak. Ɛn in rubi nipples de twitch lɛk surf buoys bikɔs ɔf di flɔ we di ɛnaji de flɔ.
  Ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin klik faya klot dɛn we gɛt pulsar dɛn.
  Zoya ala se:
  - Glori to kosmik Rɔshia!
  Ɛn lɛk wan il we nɔ gɛt natin, i go tek am ɛn giv-ɔp pan wan big skel, we na fɔ pwɛl.
  Ɛn na ya Ɔgɔstin de fɛt. I kin trowe tin dɛn bak we kin pwɛl ɛn kil di ɛnimi wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn in krimsin nipples, lɛk mashin gɔn, de mek strim dɛn we gɛt fred ɛnaji ɛn pwɛl pwɛl pan di ɛnimi. Dis rɛd ia de thrɛsh lɛk di Nazi dɛn. Yu go rili lɛk am.
  Ɛn i kin rili at we yu gɛt il we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Fɔ di trɛnk ɛn sɛns we di Blak Rɔshian Gɔd gɛt1
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana de pan di atak. I de pwɛl fasist dɛn bak wit sɔd. Ɛn wit skarlet nipples i de spit gift dɛn fɔ day. Ɛn aw i tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Glori to wi big Rus'.
  Ɛn wit in bare il i go nak di ɛnimi wit pulsar. Ɛn i go tek ɛn slash wit sɔd...
  Yɛs, di fayv pipul dɛn rili gɛt nem fɔ kɔt Hitler in gad dɛn. Dis na rili di gyal pikin dɛn we yu nid.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ we de wit am, we nem Ɔlɛg Raybachenko, rili kɔl! Ɛn i de kil fasist dɛn wit bɔku nem.
  Dis na di Terminator pikin.
  Lɛk fɔ kɔt kɔt wit sɔd. Ɛn i go tek wan spin ɛn kɔt di Nazi dɛn wit sɔd. Ɛn di pulsar de trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Fɔ di big big tin we Yurop gɛt!
  Ɛn na ya Natasha de pan di ɔfens. So i vɛks bad bad wan. Ɛn i go fri pulsar dɛn bak frɔm in skarlet nipples. Ɛn i de pwɛl di fasist dɛn. Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin i de trowe dɛn kayn pulsar dɛn de we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn i de ala to insɛf na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian Gɔd dɛn!
  Zoya insɛf de pan di ɔfens. Ɛn kil ɔl di Nazi dɛn wit sɔd. Ɛn kɔt dɛn skin insay drɔm. Ɔ fɔ tɔk mɔ bɔt am na siev. Ɛn i go giv-ɔp to di Nazi dɛn wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn frɔm di skarlet nipples, i go chaj yu wit strim dɛn fɔ ɛnaji. Wɛl, i rili at di Nazi dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn Zoya ala to insɛf se:
  - Fɔ Oli Rus'!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔgɔstin bin bigin fɔ du mɔ ɛn mɔ. I bin de lans pulsar dɛn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn frɔm di skarlet nipples i tan lɛk laytin. Ɛn lɛk se na frɔm wan il we nɔ gɛt natin, wan pulsar, laytin we de bɔn, go kam dɔŋ.
  Ɛn i go ala se:
  - Di gris fɔ di Blak Gɔd de wit wi!
  Ɛn di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia go tek am ɛn slap di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana de pan di atak. Wan gyal we na jɔs flawa we gɛt brayt kɔlɔ.
  I de bɔn fasist dɛn wit kɔnfidɛns. Ɛn frɔm di rubi nipples i de sɛn dɛn kayn mashin-gan bɔrst dɛn de. Dat ɔlman kin bɔn faya na di wan ol wɔl. Ɛn dɛn tek am ɛn bɔn ɔl di Nazi dɛn.
  Yɛs, i nɔ go izi fɔ Hitlɛr, bikɔs da kayn pawa de de agens am.
  Bɔt Svetlana bin ala se:
  - Ɛn di lɔv we di Wait Gɔd gɛt de wit wi!
  Fayv muv to insɛf. I de pwɛl fasist dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛni sɔri-at. Ɛn i de sho di pwɛl pwɛl we na ɛlfaya. Ɛnibɔdi we de fred fɔ tinap na dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de, go day.
  Oleg de pan di ofensiv. Di bɔbɔ de kam nia Hitlɛr in ɔfis mɔ ɛn mɔ. Aw i de brok am wit sɔd dɛn bad bad wan. Ɛn di pikin in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin sɛn pulsar.
  Yes, di fasist dem no bin laki, a bin get involv wit dis kain dashing gyal en boi dem.
  Naw Natasha go rilis dis kayn faya we de kɔmɔt na in skarlet nipples. Ɛn i de bɔn bɔku bɔku fasist dɛn. Dis gyal na tru tru terminator.
  Bɔt aw fɔ lans wɛpɔn we go kil yu ɛnimi wit yu fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go fuk yu spɛshal wan.
  Afta dat Natasha swɛt:
  - Glori to di USSR!
  Zoya tu de pan di ofensiv. I go gi faya strim frɔm di strawberry nipples. Ɛn i kin bit di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn i de gi kiyu afta kiyu. Ɛn wit skarlet nipples i go tek ɛn shot di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i go nak di ɛnimi.
  Dɔn i go siŋ se:
  - Glori to wi Wɔl!
  Neks wan na di atak we Ɔgɔstin bin atak. Dɔn bak pan wan wayl ɔfɛnsif. Kil di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn wit skarlet nipples i de trowe disk dɛn we de bɔn bad bad wan pan in ɛnimi dɛn. Dɛn kin rili bɔn di Nazi dɛn to ashis.
  Ɛn di wɔman de ala ala se:
  - Fɔ wan big win!
  Bɔt Svetlana de pan di atak. So furious ɛn agresiv. I de kɔba di Kraut dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn frɔm di strawberry nipples, as soon as i rilis, sɔntin we rili de kil.
  Ɛn i go tek di fasist dɛn ɛn bɔn dɛn.
  Di titi tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ di strɔng, Rɔshian gɔd dɛn!
  Di fayv pipul dɛn tek am ɛn brok tru go na di Fuhrer in ɔfis. Hitler dɔn ol. Grey ia bin de apia, ɛn bold spat dɛn bin de na in fɔɛd. Wan man we shɔt. I fɔdɔm na in ni bifo di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn di bɔbɔ.
  Natasha push in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt blɔd pan am ɛn ala se:
  - Kis di dɔg!
  Hitler kis am wit fred...
  Zoya bin fos di Fuhrer bak fɔ kis in bare il. Dɛn bin put Hitlɛr ɔnda in pawa.
  Dɔn i kis Ɔgɔstin in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf. I bin de kɔw wit satisfay.
  Svetlana bin gɛt fɔ kis in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. Dɔn di Fuhrer in gyal pikin dɛn tek am bay in an ɛn in leg. Ɛn we dɛn pul am, dɛn kɔt am to 4 pat.
  Ɛn Hitlɛr bin day bikɔs i bin de fil pen Ɔgɔst 9, 1956.
  Di rul we di big big kriminal we bin de rul pas ɔlman, we bin tek di wan ol wɔl, dɔn dɔn.
  Di pɔsin we tek di big ɛn blɔd dikteta in ples na Shɛlɛnbɛg, we tek Himlɛr in ples. Ɛn di wan we ebul pas ɔlman pan Hitlɛr in bɔy pikin dɛn, we dɛn bin gɛt tru atifishal insemination, dɛn bin deklare am as di fɔmal ɛri.
  Bɔt... Wan strɛch fɔ pawa bigin, Mainstein bin pul Schellenberg ɛn wan blɔd shodaun bin apin.
  
  HƐL TƐMINƐTƆR KLIP
  Wan pan di Jaman masta sabi pipul dɛn insay di spring fɔti tu ia bin kam fɔ no se di Jamani pipul dɛn kin yuz stenlɛs stiɛl pepa klip pan kɔmpitishɔn dɔkyumɛnt dɛn, ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn kin yuz simpul ayɛn nɔmɔ. Ɛn afta dat, i bin ripɔt dis to di ay kɔmand.
  Afta dat dɛn bin tek dis nyuans na kɔna, ɛn di Jaman ɛjɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fel bɔku tɛm.
  Ɛn as a rizulta, di Fritz dɛn bin sho se dɛn plan fɔ mek dɛn fɛt di flanks nia Stalingrad. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin gɛda bak. We di ɔfens bigin Novɛmba 19, di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt fɔ fɛt fɔ di wan dɛn we rili strɔng. Pantap dat, di de we dɛn bin de fɛt di wɛda nɔ bin ebul fɔ flay, ɛn dis bin mek di plen nɔ ebul fɔ flay ɛn i bin mek di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt di plen dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ flay.
  Dɔn di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, bɔt di fɛt bin tek pas wan mɔnt ɛn di Rɛd Ami nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ sakrifays.
  Insay Afrika bak, tin bin go difrɛn smɔl. Rommel bin gɛt mɔ riinfɔsmɛnt frɔm Yurop, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ du wan fayn fayn ɔfens agens di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin kech pas wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin Amɛrikan sojaman dɛn we nɔ tren fayn ɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛkspiriɛns. Ɛn Rommel in sojaman dɛn bin tek Aljeria ɛn Mɔrokɔ bak.
  Afta dat, Amɛrika bin aks fɔ mek dɛn stɔp fɔ fɛt wit di Wehrmacht. We di Jamani dɛn tek advantej pan di we aw Amɛrika bin kɔmɔt na di wɔ, dɛn bin mek Romɛl strɔng mɔ ɛn dɛn bin win Briten na Libya ɛn Ijipt. Na di sem tɛm, insay di kol sizin, di Jamani dɛn bin pul ɔl tu di ɔfens we di Rɛd Ami bin de fɛt nia Leningrad ɛn wan nyu tray fɔ atak nia Stalingrad, ɛn na di Rzhev-Sychov dairekshɔn. Spring bin pas smɔl smɔl. Bikɔs i nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays fɔ di USSR insay di kol sizin, i bin gɛda trɛnk. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de go bifo na Afrika ɛn di Midul Is. Dɛn bin kech am afta Ijipt, Irak ɛn Kuwait bin fɔdɔm. Wan pat pan Siria na Türkiye bin tek am. We bin go insay di wɔ wit Briten.
  Insay di sɔmma, wan ples bin de slip bak na di ist pat. Di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo na Sudan, ɛn dɛn bin go bifo na Iran ɛn di Midul Is. Na insay Ɔgɔst nɔmɔ Stalin in sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo na Stalingrad. Bɔt bak dɛn bin stɔp na di tranga Jaman difens.
  Di Panther, we bin gɛt wan kanɔn we de chuk di wɛpɔn dɛn, we kɔrɛkt ɛn we de faya kwik kwik wan, bin de du fayn mɔ we i de fɛt fɔ fɛt.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin spɛn di wan ol fɔti-tri ia na di ist fɔ difensiv. Insay da tɛm de, dɛn tek Afrika ɛn afta Iran kam insay India, ɛn dɛn jɔyn wit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Insay di kol sizin, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Rɛd Ami nɔ go bifo. Stalin bin de chɛk di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin du fɔ mek pis de. Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de digest di Inglish kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Churchill bin sik, ɛn bikɔs i bin fil se i nɔ sef, i disayd fɔ mek wan trus wit di Jamani dɛn afta we dɛn lɔs di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Dis bin gi di fasist dɛn fri an na di ist.
  Ɛn insay Me 1944, di Wehrmacht bin bigin fɔ fɛt na di say we di Kaspian Si de.
  "Panthers"-2 ɛn "Tigers"-2 bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn. Dɛn mashin dɛn ya bin de sho dɛn pawa, bɔt di men tin na bin jet avieshɔn, we nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ikwal. Na patikyula ME-262 ɛn XE-162.
  Ɛn dɛn bin tek bɔku Arab pipul dɛn, Afrikan dɛn, ɛn Indian dɛn fɔ jɔyn di sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut. Dɛn bin de klaym fɔ go bifo lɛk kanɔn fɔd.
  Wɛl, lɛ wi go fɛt!
  Di ɛnimi dɛn, we bin de trowe bɔdi dɛn, brok tru to di Kaspian Si, ɛn dinay di Kɔkas bay land. Ɛn di Turks ɛn Rommel dɛn sojaman dɛnsɛf bin atak frɔm di sawt.
  Wan kɔmplit mɛs...
  Di Wehrmacht bin lans pas tri ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn na fɔrina dɛn, we bin de fɛt. Ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku sakrifays dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we di Rɛd Ami bin fɛt wit heroically.
  Ɛspɛshali di 4 gyal pikin dɛn we nem Natasha, Zoya, Ɔgɔstin, ɛn Svetlana.
  Dɛn bin de rɔsh mɔ fɔ trowe gift dɛn fɔ day pan di ɛnimi wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt ivin di brayt 4 ɛn fayn fayn witch dɛn bin tɔn to, in jɔnal, nɔ gɛt pawa.
  Dɛn bin kech di Kɔkas ɔlsay insay di sɔmma. We di fɔl bin de, di Fritz dɛn bin kech Saratov ɛn Kuibyshev bak, ɛn dɛn bin de go bifo frɔm di sawt. Ɛn bak Uralsk, Guryev ɛn kam nia Ɔrenbɔg.
  Insay di kol sizin, dɛn kin stɔp. Wan tɛm bin de we pipul dɛn bin de slip fɔ shɔt tɛm. Na na Ɔrɛnbɔg sɛf nɔmɔ dɛn bin de fɛt. Ɛn dis siti bin kam fɔ bi lay lay stori bak. Dɛn mɛmba di tɛm we Emelyan Pugachev bin de insay de.
  Di Fuhrer bin tray fɔ sɔm tɛm fɔ tɔk bɔt wan las pis wit di USA ɛn Briten. Dɔn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt di wɔ wit Jepan. Pan ɔl we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am. Di samurai we bin de na di si bin win bɔku bɔku win dɛn.
  Insay di spring insay 1945, Epril 20, dɛn bigin fɔ du Opareshɔn Krɛmlin, ɛn dɛn bin atak Mɔsko.
  Di fɛt bin apin bad bad wan. Dɛn bin drɔ di Jamani dɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wit blɔd. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd. Bɔt afta tri mɔnt we dɛn bin de fɛt tranga wan, we dɛn bin de yuz jet plen dɛn ɛn di laytst "E" siriɔs tank dɛn, di Jamani dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko. Na ɔda say dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Tambov, Penza, Ulyanovsk, ɛn ajɔst advans to Ufa.
  Insay Ɔgɔst, Ryazan bin fɔdɔm, ɛn di difrɛns wit Mɔsko bin big mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Stalin bin gi pis pan ɛni lɔ. Di Fuhrer nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to dis. Bɔt Mɔsko bin kɔntinyu fɔ de te Disɛmba, we dɛn bin dɔn tek am.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin kech Gɔki ɛn Kazan bak bay di ɛnd ɔf di ia.
  Afta di winta brɛk insay Me 1946, di Kraut famili bin muf go na di Yurals. Di fɛt nɔ bin de so igen. Bɔku jenɛral dɛn bin betray ɛn sɔrɛnda we dɛn nɔ bin fɛt. Ɛn Stalin insɛf bin gɛt strok ɛn i nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt so.
  Afta dɛn tek Svɛdlɔvsk, di USSR gɔvmɛnt bin muf go na Novosibirsk.
  Bɔt di Wehrmacht ami bin fala dɛn.
  Insay wan ia, dɛn bin tek siti dɛn. Afta we Stalin bin tek Novosibirsk wit big big briz, i bin gri fɔ sɔrɛnda fɔ chenj fɔ in yon sef.
  Ɛn i nɔ tu te, Jepan ɛn Amɛrika bin mek wan agrimɛnt fɔ mek pis. Briten ɛn Amɛrika bin kam fɔ no ɔl di tin dɛn we di Wehrmacht bin gɛt.
  Hitler, we bin dɔn tek bɔku teritɔri, i mek in yon kɔlonial ɛmpaya, togɛda wit di Japan pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt lɔng tɛm fɔ rul. Na Epril 20, 1957, di witch gyal dɛn bin disayd fɔ du ɔpreshɔn agens di Fuhrer. Fo witch dɛn bin atak di say we di dikteta we dɔn ol naw we ol midul ej bin de.
  Wɔriɔ dɛn we wɛr bikini we ol majik sɔd na dɛn an ɛn trowe laytin ɛn pulsar wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Natasha bin rɔn wan mil, i bin de kɔt di fasist dɛn ɛn trowe wan bɔl we gɛt ɛnaji wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to di Fada Land!
  Zoya bin slash wit in majik sɔd dɛn. I rip di Nazi dɛn bɛlɛ ɛn twit se:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i go fri wan pulsar.
  Dɔn Ɔgɔstin atak. I de rɔn di mil bak wit majik sɔd dɛn. Dɔn i kin trowe sɔntin we kin kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta dat di rɛd harpi se:
  - Fɔ di Blak Gɔd!
  Di nɛks pɔsin we dɛn atak na Svetlana. I kin kɔt bak lɛk sɔd ɛn fri laytin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn kɔt di fasist dɛn.
  Dɔn Natasha go bifo, i slap Hitler in bɔdi gad dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - En a go chop op ol di fasist dem wit wan cue!
  Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, lɛk gyal pikin, pulsar, ɛn i de trowe.
  En na ya Zoya kam pan di atak. Aw fɔ spin di sɔd dɛn ɛn kɔt di mit. Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i go fri laytin.
  Dɔn i go ala se:
  - Mi na wan supa gyal!
  Neks wan na di atak we Ɔgɔstin bin atak. I de spin bak... Ɛn drɔp tu-tri laytin bolt frɔm in chɛst. Ɛn di pulsa go trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na wan supa wɔriɔ!
  Ɛn in rɛd ia de flay lɛk proletariat ban.
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana de pan di atak.
  In sɔd dɛn de spin, ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de skata bɔku bɔku ɛnaji, ɛn laytin de flay kɔmɔt na in nɛf.
  Di titi go siŋ:
  - Wi go chop di dragon ɛn pwɛl di Fuhrer!
  Natasha de wev in sɔd dɛn bak pan di ɔfens ɛn kɔt di fasist dɛn. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe mishɔl dɛn we de kil.
  Ɛn na Hitler in gad dɛn de drɛb di kɔfin insay.
  Ɛn di titi siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Mi na annihilator fɛtman, .
  En di big terminator...
  Disintegrated wan atom wan tɛm, .
  Ɛn yu go nia di wɔl!
  Zoya, we bin de fɛt, tek am ɛn trowe am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin we blo di ruf.
  Ɛn aw i de siŋ:
  - Glori to di kosmik distans dɛm!
  Ɛn bak in sɔd dɛn kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn to smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl.
  Ɛn na ya na Ɔgɔstin in muvmɛnt. Aw i de thresh di fasist dɛn. Ɛn smɔl smɔl mit we gɛt blɔd kin flay ɔlsay.
  Ɛn di titi we gɛt in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, insɛf go giv-ɔp to di pulsa ɛn bark:
  - Mi na big big biuti! We ɔlman lɛk!
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana de muv. I go mek laytin kɔmɔt bak na di nɛf. Ɛn di pulsar go trowe di fasist dɛn dɔŋ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn na, wɛl, jɔs ɛgzikishɔn.
  Dɔn di titi de chirp:
  - Glori to di Fada Land!
  Natasha de insay wan wayl frenzi. Atak di Kraut dɛn. I kin kɔt dɛn ɛn trowe bɔbul dɛn we gɛt faya wit in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i de siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Glori to wi os!
  Ɛn i bin drɔp wan bɔndɛl ɛnaji bak frɔm in nɛv.
  Zoya de ron di mil wit sɔd. Kɔt dɔŋ wan bɔnch fasist dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i kin trowe am pan di ɛnimi lɛk fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de skata di ɛnimi dɛn ɔlsay.
  Dɔn i go siŋ se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian tsars!
  Na Augustine de in wan had atak. Chops di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn afta dat, in bare fut go trowe laytin... Ɛn wan pulsar go flay kɔmɔt na in bare navel. Ɛn skata Hitlɛr in bɔdi gad dɛn.
  Afta dat di titi we gɛt rɛd ia bin siŋ se:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛkspɛkt sɔri-at frɔm mi!
  Svetlana de on di ofensiv tu... I chop in oponunent dem en destroy dem. I de trowe laytin bolt frɔm di nɛf. Ɛn yu fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de shayn wit wan ol kaskad dɛn we gɛt ɛnaji we de flɔ.
  Ɛn i go siŋ to insɛf:
  - Gret glori to mi,
  A kul pas mɔnki!
  Natasha tu de pan di ofensiv... Lɛk se i de slash wit sɔd. Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go lans wan tin we go kil pɔsin. Ɛn na ya laytin de kɔmɔt na di nɛf.
  Afta dat di titi de grɔmbul:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Fadaland!
  Zoya de muf nɛks. I de pwɛl ɛnimi dɛn bak. I de spit laytin frɔm biɛn in mɔt. I de trowe klot dɛn we gɛt ɛnaji frɔm di nɛv. Ɛn i de ala to insɛf se:
  - Mi na champion fɔ trowe!
  Ɛn i de spin in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Neks Ɔgɔstin na di ɔfens. I kin nak di fasist dɛn wit sɔd ɛn kɔt dɛn to smɔl lɛtis. Ɛn i de trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin lɛk pulsa. Ɛn ivin tu laytin bolt dɛn frɔm di nɛv... Ɛn dɛn bin fri wan duzin fasist dɛn na di ples!
  Di wɔman go siŋ:
  - In di nem fɔ Mama Diya!
  Ɛn bak wit bare fut i tan lɛk se pulsar dɔn bit yu!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana kam pan di ɔfɛnsif. Dis na di kayn gyal we nɔ bin ebul fɔ kol pas dat. Dis wɔriman go tek am ɛn trowe laytin bolt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn bɔbul dɛn we de dɔnawe wit dɛn go flay kɔmɔt na di nɛf. Ɛn na so di wɔman de ala se:
  - I dawn pan mi se di wudpɛk gɛt chisel!
  Natasha de muf. I bin de spin rawnd ɛn dɛn kɔt wan ol duzin fasist dɛn. Ɛn di titi bin fri di prɔdak we dɛn dɔn kil wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Frɔm di nɛf, laytin bin de rɔn, ɛn i bin de siŋ:
  - Mi eternal, di big big kiŋ na di wɔl!
  Ɛn wan pulsar flay frɔm di titi in bare il.
  Zoya bin kɔntinyu fɔ muf. I tek di sɔd dɛn ɛn slap dɛn. I bin de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn wink wit in safaya yay. Ɛn frɔm di nɛv wan pila we gɛt ɛnaji. Ɛn wit bare fut di pulsar dɛn fɔ kil pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn aw i go siŋ:
  - A go bi champion!
  Ɛn afta dat, insay Ɔgɔstin in muvmɛnt... In sɔd dɛn tan lɛk mil bled. I de kɔt insɛf ɛn nɔ de shem. Ɛn frɔm di nɛf, shap aro dɛn we dɛn mek wit majik faya de flay. Ɛn di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de gi dɛn kayn gift dɛn de fɔ dɔnawe wit am.
  Ɛn di rɛd ia insɛf de ala se:
  - Big championship fɔ gɛt!
  Svetlana nɔto gift bak. I tek am ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i trowe di smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Ɛn tu duzin fasist dɛn bin fɔdɔm ɛn day. Ɛn aw i go faya wan ol layn frɔm di nɛf. Ɛn i go kɔt ɔl di fasist dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm.
  Ɛn wit wan wink i tɔk se:
  - Mi na big drim!
  Natasha go tɔn di triplɛ mil wit majik sɔd dɛn. I go tek am ɛn trowe prɛzɛnt wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wit in bare il di faya wan go gi insay sɔm bɔbul dɛn...
  Ɛn frɔm di nɛf, wan ol laytin de kam.
  Dɔn i go siŋ se:
  - Laser sɔd, .
  I want fɔ kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn!
  Zoya de pan di wayl ɔfɛnsif. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn rili na dayamɔn drɔl. Ɛn dɛn de krɔs di Kraut dɛn lɛk wan ɔndrɛd pawn shel. Bɔt we dɛn tek di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn trowe sɔntin we gɛt blɔd.
  Ɛn afta dat, i tek ova ɛn bɔm.
  Zoya bin de ala se:
  - Wi na nyu champions!
  Ɛn na ya Ɔgɔstin de muv. Aw i de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn di swing dɛn we in sɔd dɛn bin de swing bin kɔt ɔlman.
  Ɛn wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, difrɛn gift dɛn fɔ day kin flay kɔmɔt.
  Ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin siŋ se:
  - Mi oli laytin!
  Ɛn faya kɔmɔt na in mɔt!
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana de muf. I tan lɛk bak se i rilis gift fɔ kil pɔsin frɔm in nɛv.
  Dɔn di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Mi na absolyut champion!
  Ɛn i tek in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn sɛn wan pulsa. Ɛn di faya na ɛlfaya bin flay kɔmɔt na in trot. Ɛn naw di il we nɔ gɛt natin bin gi ples to bɔbul dɛn.
  Ɛn laytin we de kil ɛn kil de kɔmɔt na di nɛf.
  Natasha bin de yuz sɔd dɛn bak. I bin kɔt bɔku fasist dɛn. Ɛn aw i go kɔmɔt na di nɛf lɛk laytin. Ɛn i go smɛl di Fuhrer in bɔdi gad dɛn to smɔl smɔl.
  Afta dat i go siŋ:
  - Fɔ di Fadaland ɛn Fridɔm te di ɛnd!
  Ɛn sɔntin we rili kil go kam dɔŋ frɔm yu fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya, we bin de atak di ɛnimi dɛn, we bin de sho in tit, bin de ala:
  - Wild kru! Smash di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn i go trowe dis bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn kayn kil-kil bɔs dɛn de bin kɔmɔt na di nɛf.
  Di titi bin tɔk se:
  - Gret shem!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin muf. I bin de spak bak wit ɛmirald yay dɛn. Ɛn wan bɔnch laytin bolt dɛn fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na in nɛf. Ɛn i lans in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i bin de ala wit in sɔd dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - A lɔng pas ɔl di wɔl champion dɛn!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana atak. So i de bit ɛn kɔt ɔlman. Ɛn na so kul ɛn ple ple gyal. Na literally wan mashin gɔn burst de kam bak frɔm di navel. Ɛn i kin knock bɔku fasist dɛn. Ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe dɛn kayn ɛnaji dɛn de na watasay dɛn.
  Di wɔman bin siŋ se:
  - Di gol dɔn nia!
  Ɛn gɛda trɛnk fɔ trowe!
  Wɛl, las las, di 4 pipul dɛn bɔs insay Hitler in ɔfis. Kil ɔl in gad dɛn. Ɛn dɛn pul di nɔmba wan fasist insɛf kɔmɔt ɔnda di bed.
  Hitler bin de grɔmbul se:
  - A go giv Poland!
  Natasha bin de provok am se:
  - Ɔ sɔntɛm na di Kɔkas?
  Di Fuhrer bin de ala se:
  - Yes, at least tu Caucasus, jos no kil!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ansa wit wan wɔd se:
  - Kis wi fut!
  Hitler, we bin de kray, we i jɔs ol siksti-ɛit ia, i kray na in ni ɛn kis di gyal pikin dɛn in bare, rawnd il. Dɛn bin de smayl ɛn laf.
  Di Fuhrer kis ɛni gyal in dɔti ɛn blɔd in fut tri tɛm.
  Afta dat Natasha tek Hitler in raytan wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, Zoya ol Hitler in lɛft an, bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Augustina ɛn Svetlana bin ol di Fuhrer in ankles wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta dat di gyal pikin dɛn go pul di big kriminal we pas ɔlman ɛn pipul dɛn na ɔl di say dɛn, ɛn tek am, tear am.
  Ɛn dɛn bin kɔt Hitlɛr in an ɛn leg dɛn, ɛn bikɔs i bin sɔprayz we i bin de fil pen, di dragɔn rula bin day wantɛm wantɛm.
  Da revaŋg de bin fɛn di pɔsin we kil ɛn di bigman we kil pipul dɛn pas ɔlman na di wɔl.
  Dis na di say we di fayn fayn stori dɔn, pan ɔl we na dis planɛt i dɔn bi bad bad drim, ɛn dɛn du am fayn to di wan dɛn we lisin!
  
  
  WITCH DƐN AGƐNST HITLER
  Insay 1941, afta we Hitlɛr bin tek di ayland we nem Krit, i bin chenj in maynd fɔ go na di USSR. Di tru we Stalin nɔ bin atak Jamani we dɛn bin de atak Yugoslavia, bin mek di Fuhrer biliv se no plan nɔ de fɔ atak am frɔm di ist.
  Apat frɔm dat, di tin dɛn we pipul dɛn bin de tink bɔt bifo tɛm bin de sho se no izi win nɔ go de na di ist, ɛn i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ go de.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin mek Rommel in grup strɔng ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek Turkey alaw sojaman dɛn fɔ kam na di Midul Is. Dɛn bin win di British dɛn kpatakpata na Ijipt, ɛn drɛb dɛn kɔmɔt na Irak ɛn di Midul Is. I nɔ tu te, Franko bin gri fɔ tek Jibraltar.
  Afta dat di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn igen to Afrika, ɛn go fa fawe to di Midul Is.
  India dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn afta dat, witout ɛni prɔblɛm, dɛn bin kech di Blak Kɔntinɛnt insay jɔs siks mɔnt. Ɛn di tin we bin rili apin na di atak we dɛn bin atak Briten ɛn we dɛn land di sojaman dɛn na di mɛtropɔlis insay Novɛmba 1942.
  Insay tu wiks, Ingland bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn di Kraut dɛn bin dɔn gɛt fut na di ist pat na di wɔl.
  Bɔt di wɔ wit Amɛrika bin stil kɔntinyu. Ɛn i bin de drɛg bikɔs di si bin de fa ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ kɛr sojaman dɛn go.
  We di Jamani pipul dɛn de yuz di tin dɛn we Afrika, big pat dɛn na Eshia ɛn Ɔstrelia gɛt, dɛn de bil wan big nevi. Dɛn, togɛda wit Jepan, de fɛt wɔ wit sabmarin.
  Dɛn bin spɛn di fɔti-tri ɛn fɔti-fo ia fɔ fɛt wɔ na si. Dɛn bin kech Ayland ɛn Grinland. Ɛn insay 1945, we di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn gɛt tank dɛn we gɛt di "E" siriɔs, dɛn bin land na Kanada ɛn put dɛn sojaman dɛn na Ajentina.
  Dis na bin dɛn plan. Pan ɔl we di we aw pipul dɛn nɔ bin de tɔk to dɛnsɛf bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ atak Amɛrika.
  Bɔt bay Sɛptɛmba, dɛn bin dɔn kech bɔku pan di pat dɛn na Kanada.
  Di Jaman ɛn Jepan sojaman dɛn ɔl tu bin kam insay di nɔt pat na Amɛrika.
  Bɔt afta dat, 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin mit di Fritz famili.
  Mɔnika, Lia, Gɛtrud ɛn Anjɛlina.
  Fo fayn fayn uman dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt. Mɔnika, Lia, Gɛtrud na blant, ɛn Anjɛlina na rɛd ia.
  Ɛn lɛ di gyal pikin dɛn pwɛl di big big ami we di Tɔd Rayk bin gɛt.
  Dɛn kin faya dɛnsɛf frɔm mashin gɔn dɛn.
  Na ya Mɔnika trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ:
  - Glori to mi trɛnk! Dɛn bin kɔt ɔlman dɔŋ!
  Leia giv wan turn. I kin kɔt ɛnimi dɛn bak wit faya we de bɔn, ɛn i kin ala na in lɔng dɛn ed:
  - Mi ami strɔng!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe di gift we na day.
  Di Anjɛlina we gɛt faya ɔ we gɛt rɛd ia, de lans di gift fɔ day wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi win!
  Ɛn i de gi wan tɔn bak!
  Dɔn Gɛtrud kik di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn ala wit in yes:
  - Mi na champion!
  Ɛn bak i go lans wan kil-kil bɔrst.
  Mɔnika shot di fasist grup bak ɛn siŋ:
  - Glori to mi wɔl!
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i de trowe wan gift we de kil pɔsin, i de brok in ɛnimi dɛn.
  Leia sɛf de faya. Na wan gyal we rili shap. Ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin tan lɛk we yu de trowe grenade pan di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn di titi de ala se:
  - Mi na haypa wɔriɔ na di USA!
  Neks Anjɛlina de shot. I de du am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn wan gift we de kil pɔsin de flay frɔm in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di fayn gyal de ala se:
  - A go bi di absolyut wɔl champion!
  Ɛn aw di wɔman go sho in lɔng tɔŋ!
  Ɛn afta dat, Gɛtrud bin tray. Ɛn bak as di kiyu de gi. Ɛn afta dat, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i go trowe di gift we na day.
  Ɛn skata ɔl di wan dɛn we de agens am to smɔl smɔl mit.
  So 4 gyal pikin dɛn de wok tranga wan. I klia se di prɛshɔn we di ɛnimi ami gɛt de dɔn.
  Pan ɔl we nɔ, fɔmidabul tank dɛn de apia, siriɔs E. Wɛl, di gyal pikin dɛn de wet fɔ dɛn.
  Mɔnika trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Wi go fɛt na spes!
  Ɛn frɔm in bare il di gift fɔ day bin bounce off di E-50 katapila. Dis motoka bin pwɛl ɛn i bin stɔp.
  Di wɔman de ala se:
  - Wɔndaful!
  Neks wan na Leia we de fɛt. Dɔn bak, yu nɔ wɛr fut, lɛk fɔ trowe gift fɔ day. Krɔs di ɛnimi. Ɛn di tank bin tayt.
  Ɛn di wɔman de ala ala se:
  - Mi na gyal we wɛr bikini!
  Anjɛlina de fɛt nɛks. I kin trowe grenade bak na di E-75 wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn di Jamani vampaya gɛt prɔblɛm.
  Ɛn di wɔman go swɛt:
  - Na mi na di wan we go sho supa klas!
  Ɛn Gɛtrud kin fɛt. I na wɔman bak we nɔ no sɔri ɔ dawt.
  Di biuti tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Big regatta!
  Ɛn wan grenade we de kil pipul dɛn bin flay frɔm di fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Monika shot bak ɛn swɛt:
  - Aerobatics ɛn kru!
  In bare limb sɛf go tek ɛn wan strim fɔ day go trowe. Ɛn i go skata ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Afta dat di wɔriɔ de blak se:
  - Mi na wan supa gyal!
  Ɛn Leia na rial hiroin we de fɛt. Ɛn i go bit in ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go trowe grenade, ɛn tek bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i de ala se:
  - Mi na da gyal we na Supaman!
  Ɛn we dɛn de fɛt, Anjɛlina, we insɛf gɛt in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, kin trowe di gift we na day. I go kɔt di ɛnimi ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi na ɛl fɔ dɛbul!
  Ɛn i go bit di ɛnimi wit faya we de bɔn.
  Bɔt Gɛtrud de insay di kiyu bɔl. Shoot insɛf witout ɛni sɛrimɔni ɔ prejudice. Ɛn i go tek am, lans di gift fɔ dɔnawe wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn brok in ɛnimi dɛn. Dis na rili fɛt-fɛt?
  Di 4 gyal pikin dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk nayt ɔ enjɛl. Bɔt ɔltin gɛt say we i fɔ stɔp. Ɛn so di wɔriɔ dɛn bin tɔn bak...
  Di ɔtom ɛn winta insay 1945 bin pas wit traŋa fɛt-fɛt. Di fɔs dɛn nɔ bin ikwal. Di Jaman dɛn E-siris tank dɛn tu strɔng pas di Sherman dɛn ɛn ivin di smɔl nɔmba dɛn we dɛn kɔl Pershings. Ɛn jet avieshɔn nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal atɔl. Ɛn ivin disko dɛn bigin fɔ apia, ɛn ɛni smɔl gɔn nɔ go ambɔg dɛn atɔl.
  So smɔl smɔl difrɛn kayn fɔrin divishɔn dɛn we de na di Tɔd Rayk de kech Amɛrika.
  Bɔku pat na Amɛrika kin ful-ɔp insay di fɔl ɛn winta. Plus tu uprisings in di southern United States, en di betrayal of jenerol dem wit German rut. Ɛn bak di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt wan dawt se di nyu mashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn ivin di tank dɛn we de ɔnda grɔn na di Wehrmacht.
  Ɛn insay di spring insay Epril 1946, afta we di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de rul di Tɔd Rayk bin rawnd ɛn tek Washinton ɛn Nyu Yɔk, Amɛrika bin giv-ɔp.
  So, dɛn tɔn wan ɔda pej pan di wɔ.
  Bɔt insay Me 1947, wan ɔda fɛt bigin, dis tɛm wit Jepan.
  Ɛn dɛn bin put di kampen agens di USSR bifo bak.
  En naw fo gyal pikin dem fo USA no giv op en dem de fait di enemi bak.
  Sɔm 1947 ɛn ɔt, wɔriɔ dɛn we wɛr bikini. Ɛn dɛn kin fɛt dɛnsɛf.
  Mɔnika trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi na wan tɛrminatɔ!
  Ɛn i de gi wan tɔn.
  Leia kin shot bak, ɛn i kin du am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn bak in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe sɔntin rawnd. Ɛn dɛn de pwɛl.
  Ɛn di titi ala se:
  - Kɔmbat aerobatiks!
  Neks, Anjɛlina de faya. Krɔs di wan dɛn we de agens yu. Knock dem out in droves. Ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe sɔntin bak we de kil pipul dɛn bad bad wan.
  Di wɔman ala se:
  - Mi na stɛl klos!
  Ɛn Gɛtrud shot insɛf ɛn kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn dɔŋ. Afta dat, i trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de grɔmbul:
  - Military tim, ɛn matematiks!
  Ɛn bak i go tek ɔlman ɛn kɔt dɛn dɔŋ te dɛn kray!
  Yɛs, di 4 pipul dɛn de fɛt. Bɔt di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Nyu tank dɛm fɔ di E-50 U siriɔs, we gɛt mɔ dense layout, we nɔ rich tu mita in ayt, ɛn 170 sayd armor, 250 milimita fɔrɛst, ɛn wet siksti fayv tan wit injin we gɛt 1800 ɔspaw.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tinap agens dis. As well as against di ME-462, we, witout eni seremoni, destroy ol enemi aircraft laik koloboks.
  Ɛn difrɛn frɔm dat, disk dɛn de bak we de flay. Ɛn dɛn kin brok ɔltin.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, insay siks mɔnt, dɛn bin win Jepan ɔl ɛn dɛn bin kech ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Wɛl, na dat bin apin. I nɔ tu te, di Fuhrer bin win ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl pas di USSR.
  So faw ɔltin dɔn gɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl pis. Bɔt afta dat, Stalin day, ɛn Nikita Krushchev bin tek di pawa. Ɛn di padi biznɛs wit di Tɔd Rayk bin kam kɔmplikt bak.
  Wi nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt dat, di USSR bin de mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn di Twɛnti Kɔngres sɛf bin apin, we dɛn kɔndɛm di polisi we bin de bifo.
  Ɛn insay Jun 22, 1956, di Tɔd Rayk, we di Hitlɛr we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol midul ej, bɔt we bin rili agresiv, bin tɛl dɛn fɔ kam fɛt dɛn. In bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin de tink se dɛn go win kwik kwik wan, bɔt wan sɔprayz we i nɔ bin de tink se go apin bin de wet fɔ am!
  Nɔto 4 Amɛrikin gyal pikin dɛn nɔmɔ, bɔt 4 Rɔshian biuti ɛn witch dɛn bin go fɛt agens di Wehrmacht hordes. Ɛn wan ol grup fɔ gyal pikin dɛn de na difrɛn branch dɛn na di ami, ɛn dɛn ɔl na witch dɛn bak!
  
  NAPOLEON SON-SON-SON OF ALEXANDER DI FƆS
  Nɛpɔlyɔn nɔ bin go na Rɔshia, ɛn bɔku tɛm i bin de mared Alɛgzanda di Fɔs in smɔl sista. Dis bin mek sɔm chenj dɛn na di istri.
  Fɔs, Tsarist Rɔshia bin fɛt wit Ɔstria ɛn tek Galisia. Sɛkɔn, Frans ɔganayz Itali, ɛn instɔl Nɛpɔlyɔn in pikin ɛn wan Rɔshian prinses de.
  Ɛn afta dat, Rɔshia ɛn Frans bin win ɛn sheb Tɛki.
  Dɔn, bikɔs dɛn bin jɔyn an fɔ fɛt, dɛn bin win Briten. Di Spanish kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul bin kam fɔ bi Frɛnch, jɔs lɛk aw bɔku pat dɛn na Afrika bin bi. Ɛn afta dat, India ɛn Iran bin bizi!
  Afta Alɛgzanda di Fɔs day ɛn Kɔnstantin bin lɛf fɔ rul, dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn dɛn bin es di Roman Siza Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn we ol fɔtin ia, na di Rɔshian tron. Ɛn afta Nɛpɔlyɔn day insay 1836, Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn bin bi di rula fɔ Frans ɛn ɔl Yurop ɛn bɔku kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Wan singl supa-ɛmpaya bin kɔmɔt ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ bɔku. Leta, Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn bin win Chaina ɛn Indochayna ɛn ɔl Afrika. Ɛn Ɔstrelia ɛn Kanada. Ɛn i day insay 1879 we i ol lɛk siksti-ɛit ia so.
  Dɔn Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin gɛt di tron. I bin want fɔ fɛt bak. Bɔt ɔlsay na di wɔl, na di say we Amɛrika de nɔmɔ nɔ bin ebul fɔ win frɔm Frans!
  Ɛn Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika insay 1890. Di las kɔntri we nɔto bin Frɛnch dɛn yon.
  Ɛn wan big ami we gɛt fayv milyɔn sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na di wɔl bin kam insay Amɛrika.
  Di fɔs dɛn nɔ go ikwal. Bɔt di Amɛrikan dɛn bin fɛt Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd wit rili heroically.
  Ɛspɛshali di 4 gyal pikin dɛn: Mɔnika, Lia, Gɛtrud, Ana! Ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk kɔbra ɛn heroin dɛn.
  Mɔnika bin de kɔt shap mɛtal disk dɛn wit sɔd ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn pans tru di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Ɛn di wɔman bin siŋ se:
  - Glori to Amɛrika!
  Leia bin fɛt bak wit di fɔrina ami wit sɔd, ɛn i bin de his bad bad wan:
  - Glori to di bes kontri fo di wold!
  Ɛn i bin lans di kil tin bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Gɛtrud bin fɛt wit bɔku bɔku ami, dɛn bin fɛt bak wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin de trowe nidul dɛn we rili shap, ɛn i bin de nak di ɛnimi dɛn.
  We i yɛri dis, di titi swɛt:
  - Mi na fɛtman fɔ da kayn klas de we i supa!
  Ana bin fɛt bak, i bin de trowe prɛzɛnt dɛn we de kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i ala se:
  - Wi gɛt big big ajɔstmɛnt dɛn!
  Bɔt ilɛk aw dɛn 4 ya bin fɛt tranga wan, ɛn ivin we dɛn bin de fɛt, di sojaman dɛn we pas ɔlman na di Frɛnch bin stil win dɛn.
  Dɛn bin kech di gyal pikin dɛn. Na de dɛn bin pul dɛn klos ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan. Dɛn twist dɛn an dɛn na di rɛk, bit dɛn wit wip ɛn ɔt waya. Dɛn bin de bɔn dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin wit faya ɛn put ɔt ayɛn pan dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin ɛva no di nyu lɔ we Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin gɛt.
  Afta dat, dɛn bin sɛn dɛn fɔ go wok, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston. Ɛn Amɛrika bin bi nyu Frɛnch provins.
  We Nɛpɔlyɔn di Tɔd bin day insay 1903 we i ol siksti-ɛit ia, Nɛpɔlyɔn di Sɛkɔn bin bi empara. We i kam, dat bin mek i bigin fɔ rul nyu wan. Fɔ mek di wok we palɛmint de du strɔng, ɛn fɔ ridyus di pawa we di bigman dɛn gɛt. Smɔl smɔl, di ɛmpaya we bin de ɔlsay na di wɔl bin kam fɔ bi mɔ dimokrasi.
  Ɛn insay 1917, di fɔs man bin flay go na di spes. Na so di tɛm we dɛn bin de du di wok we dɛn bin de du fɔ go na di skay bin opin.
  Insay 1922, pipul dɛn bin flay go na di mun. Ɛn insay 1933, i bin go na Mas. Ɛn bay 1950, dɛn bin dɔn go fɛn ɔl di planɛt dɛn na di Solar System. Bɔt insay 2000, di fɔs flay we dɛn bin de flay fɔ go na di sta dɛn bin bigin, we na wan ol spes ɛkspɛdishin. Dis na AI jɔs bikɔs ɔf wan mared we Napoleon Bonaparte bin mared wit wan Rɔshian prinses.
  Aw di fate fɔ ɔl mɔtalman de dipen pan di smɔl chans.
  
  INTAVIU DƐN AGƐNS CHINA
  ANNOTƐSHƆN
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova bin muf go na Sayberia insay di sɛvintin ia, usay dɛn bin go fɛt wɔ wit di Chaynish Ɛmpaya we di Manchu kiŋdɔm bin de kɔntrol. Strenja dɛn we nɔ de day de chenj di we aw istri de go, nɔto jɔs na Chaena.
  Di wɔ de blo lɛk ebi ebi ren
  Wan bɔbɔ de fɛt wit wan big ami...
  Wi bin kɔt di fɔg we bin rili vɛks
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde i kin ivin at fɔ du!
  
  Di ɛnimi strɔng bad bad wan, .
  Wan kɔntinyu avalanche de kam...
  Ɔnda di krach we brayt brayt skarlet ban dɛn de rɔsh, .
  Bɔt wi go win, a biliv, wan fɛt insay May!
  
  Nɔ tink se dɛn go ebul fɔ win wi, .
  Wi na big big wɔriɔ dɛn frɔm Gɔd...
  Ɛn i nɔ go ambɔg am, a no di trɛd fɔ layf, .
  Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde i kin rili strikt!
  
  No di big big tin we Rɔshia gɛt pan dis:
  Biliv mi, di Motherland valyu pas enitin...
  Ɛn wan Rɔshian os we rili strɔng go de, .
  Ɛn panch di wikɛd fasist na in fes!
  
  No biliv am, di Horde nɔ go brok Rus in,
  We nɔ de briŋ yu to yu ni...
  Fɛt witout restraint, nɔ fred, .
  Insay di nyu jɛnɛreshɔn in nem!
  
  Fɔ di os na Rɔshia, fɔ in haystaks, .
  Wi go fɛt bad bad wan...
  Wan drim we nɔ gɛt ɛnd go kam tru, .
  Yu nɔto wɔriɔ wit di sol fɔ klawd!
  
  Na ya yu de, wan bɔbɔ we de swɛ fɔ de biɛn di Fadaland, .
  Bi wan wɔriɔ fɔ di big Svarog...
  Nɔ, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ bil gladi at pan blɔd, .
  We Gɔd nɔ de na Jizɔs in at!
  
  Wi kin ebul fɔ du nyu we dɛn, .
  Di big big tin we di kɔntri de blo...
  Ɛn kil di bɔg-ayd monsta, .
  So dat i nɔ go te igen di planɛt go bi Paradays!
  . CHAPTER No. 1
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi, ɛn 4 witch gyal pikin dɛn, bin dɔn na di sawt pat na Sayberia ɛn dɛn bin drɛb di Chaynish pipul dɛn we bin de atak dɛn. Na bin wɔ we pipul dɛn nɔ bin no bɛtɛ we di Manchus dɛn bin de na Chaena ɛn dɛn bin de wok tranga wan fɔ go bifo na difrɛn say dɛn na Eshia.
  Ɛn na so dɛn atak di Rɔshian dɛn na di Tibet rijɔn. Ɛn di rial stori na dat dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek pat pan di teritɔri. Pantap dat, Rɔshia da tɛm de bin wik bikɔs di pipul dɛn we bin de wok na fam ɛn di Kɔsak wɔ we Stenka Razin bin fɛt. Ɛn dɛn go gɛt fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn fɔ go fa fa say dɛn we rili lɔng.
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ ɛn gyal we nɔ de day, ɛn 4 Tɛminatɔ gyal pikin dɛn bin kam ɛp di Rɔshian fɔt.
  Wan big big Chaynish ami bin kam atak di Rɔshian fɔt we dɛn bin jɔs bil. Ɛn i klia se di fɔs dɛn nɔ bin ikwal.
  Na wan tawzin Rɔshian dɛn nɔmɔ de, ɛn tu ɔndrɛd tawzin Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se chans nɔ de atɔl fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  Bɔt di siks klas wɔriɔ dɛn supa rɛdi fɔ fɛt.
  Oleg Rybachenko na di wɔl. Wan bɔbɔ we nɔ de day, we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so, de trowe nidul wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i hit di Chaynish pipul dɛn we de go bifo. Wan duzin wan tɛm.
  Magarita kin trowe nidul wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Di titi de pwɛl di wan dɛn we de agens am ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi big pawa!
  Ɛn i kin fɛt wit maynd.
  Natasha kin trowe wan pawaful bumerang bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw i de krɔs di wan dɛn we de agens am ɛn swɛt:
  - In di nem fɔ big big glori!
  Dɔn Zoya hack di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit sɔd, ɛn di sem tɛm i trowe nidul wit pɔyzin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i de siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Na di vastness of Rus',
  Wi kin sev ɔlman!
  Ɛn bak di sɔd dɛn fɔdɔm pan di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn. En if dem du cut down, den witout eni pity.
  Bɔt we Ɔrora bigin fɔ pwɛl ɛn trowe bumɛrang wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin pwɛl kpatakpata. Ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn we dɛn kil, de fɔdɔm ɔnda di blo dɛn we di rɛd dɛbul de bit.
  Ɛn di titi de ala se:
  - A go krɔs ɛn tear ɔltin to pis!
  Ɛn wit ɔl tu di sɔd dɛn i go tek ɛn slap!
  Ɛn wan shap disk we de pas de flay frɔm in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis na jɔs gyal we dɔn day ɔltogɛda.
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana de insay di disisiv fɛt. Mek wi mek di Chaynish pipul dɛn sɔfa ɛn kɔt dɛn smɔl smɔl wit sɔd.
  Di titi spin di bɔtaflay, ɛn dɛn hack sɛvin wɔri pipul dɛn na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya te dɛn day.
  Ɛn afta dat, nidul dɛn we shap ɛn we gɛt pɔyzin kin flay frɔm di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn bit di Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko de fɛt wit di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn. In sɔd dɛn de flash lɛk prɔpala.
  Di bɔbɔ de siŋ wit gladi at:
  - A go bi di strɔngest wɔl champion,
  Wi go win Amɛrika, Chaina!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ de trowe shap gem dɛn wit di pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn tu duzin Chaynish pipul dɛn we dɔn day kin fɔdɔm wan tɛm.
  Dis na di fɛt. Insay rial istri, Tsarist Rɔshia we bin de bifo Pɛtrin tɛm, bin lɔs sɔm pat pan in eria. Bɔt na ya di Rɔshian nayt dɛn de fɛt ɛn dɛn nɔ go giv-ɔp.
  Oleg Rybachenko de fɛt ɛn siŋ:
  - Bɔt wi na nayt dɛn we ful-ɔp wit di Rɔshian spirit,
  Di wan dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn nɔ go ɛva yɛri wi de kray we wi nɔ ebul fɔ tɔk!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ trowe nidul dɛn we rili shap, ɛn wit strɔng pɔyzin, we witch dɛn mek, we rili tint!
  Di titi we nem Magarita de nia am. Ɛn in leg dɛn kin trowe dɛn kayn nidul dɛn de bak we kin kil pɔsin. Ɛn dɛn an dɛn de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn we de atak dɛn. Di wɔriman de pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - A so kul, lɛk dɛbul na ɔl kɔntri...
  Dima, Dima, Bilan! Dima, dima Bilan!
  Masta fɔ ɔl di kɔntri dɛn!
  Natasha kin kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak ɛn siŋ:
  - Na ivintɛm dawn, wi nɔ go mek Setan win!
  Ɛn nidul dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn kin flay bak frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Neks, Zoya de pwɛl di ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn i tan lɛk se vib dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku ɛnaji de kɔmɔt frɔm dis gyal pikin.
  Ɛn bumerang ɛn shap nidul dɛn de flay frɔm di biuti in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn de swɛt:
  - Mi na big barefut drim ɛn biuti!
  Ɛn bak i go trowe sɔntin we rili kil in ɛnimi dɛn.
  Bɔt we Ɔrora de rul wan mil ɛn kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, den dis na di aerobatics of annihilation.
  Ɛn afta dat, di rɛd uman kin trowe nidul dɛn we de kɔt kɔt wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn we dɔn day kin fɔdɔm.
  Bɔt we Svetlana hit. Ɛn di sem tɛm, wan ol bɔnch nidul dɛn kin flay frɔm in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we kin chuk ɔlman ɛn kil am.
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn de ala se:
  - Wɛl, wɛl, wɛl - di fasist go gɛt nikɛl!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go trowe panch bak pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn we go kil pɔsin.
  Natasha, we bin de kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn wit sɔd, bin tɔk se:
  - I bin izi ɛn at wit di Nazi dɛn!
  Svetlana, we bin dɔn rul di mil, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wit wi gyal pikin dɛn i kin izi ɔltɛm!
  Ɔrora bin riprodyuz di fan tɛknik ɛn i bin de mɔna se:
  - Yu nɔ go bost wit mi atɔl!
  Ɛn wan sting we de kil de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn Zoya jɔs tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi nɔto kɔkrɔs, wi na gyal pikin dɛn we gɛt big glori!
  Ɛn bak sɔntin go flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn nak di ɛnimi.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tek di wok wit kɔnshɛns.
  Dis fɔt na di wangren ples we Rɔshia strɔng na di eria. Wan tu ɔda siti dɛn de we dɛn de bil. I gud se di Chaynish pipul dɛn nɔ bin intafya wit di Amur. Bɔt insay rial istri, Rɔshia bin lɔs wan pat pan in eria. Wan rili agresiv dinasti we bin de na pawa na Chaina. Bɔt, na gyal pikin dɛn kin put Lusifa in rejimɛnt dɛn fɔ flay.
  Oleg Rybachenko de chop di Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn da sem tɛm de di bɔbɔ de siŋ se:
  - I go bi di ays klas...
  Ɛn afta dat, wan bumɛrang we di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin trowe, de flay ɛn ala se:
  - Di porcupine go chop ɔlman!
  Magarita bin trowe wetin tan lɛk kil pan di ɛnimi bak. I krɔs am insay smɔl smɔl ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi na barefut drim ɛn na big biuti!
  Ɛn in leg de trowe wayl disk dɛn.
  Di nɛks pɔsin we go fɛt na Natasha. Ɛn i kin trowe sɔntin bak pan di ɛnimi we kin mek in ɛnimi dɛn skata.
  Ɛn i kin du am wit sɛns pasmak.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe nidul dɛn we de kil ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Neks op na Zoya in fait. Ɛn i kin trowe difrɛn kayn swastika ɛn bumɛrang dɛn bak pan di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i de kɔt di ɛnimi dɔŋ.
  Afta dat i se:
  - Glori to di gud kiŋ!
  Bɔt Ɔrora de fɛt. I kin kil ɛnimi dɛn bak we kɔmɔt na Chaena. Ɛn if i trowe, i go trowe wit pawa we go kil pɔsin.
  Ɛn da sem tɛm de i go siŋ:
  - Yes, in di nem fɔ di Rɔshian Wɔl!
  Ɛn chaj dɛn bak fɔ kil pɔsin kin skata frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Svetlana tu nɔ de let di ɛnimi dɔŋ. Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin de flay we de briŋ day we klia.
  Ɛn di wɔman de siŋ se:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva giv in! Trobul nɔ go kam to Rus"!
  Ɛn bak di Chaynish pipul dɛn go vɛks. Ɛn i go kɔt am witout sɛrimɔni.
  Siks wɔriɔ ɛn wɔriɔ dɛn bin hit bad bad wan. Ɛn i kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn trowe dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin siŋ:
  - Star fighter, yu ɔn de blo fɔ natin -
  Yu land de fa wit dubious glori...
  Di faya fɔ fɛt de shek shek bitwin di layn dɛn - .
  Insay wan sayd gem we nɔ gɛt lɔ!
  Ɛn wan ɔda bumɛrang de flay frɔm di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i de kɔt wan ol duzin Chaynish pipul dɛn trot.
  Di bɔbɔ, as wi de si, na pɔsin we de fɛt.
  Ɛn Magarita sɛf de fɛt. Ɛn na so in bare fut dɛn de wok. I kin kil ɛnimi dɛn witout ɛni dawt insay wan we we rili kol.
  Ɛn in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk pipul dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Di wɔman de swɛt:
  - Mek glori de!
  Natasha kin faya bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn trowe sɔntin we kin kil pɔsin. Ɛn di sem tɛm i kin aktiv wan fɔ kɔt wit sɔd.
  Na di sem tɛm i de bip:
  - Mi entourage na gɔvmɛnt kru!
  Neks wan na di fɛt na Zoya. Dɔn bak, na dɛbul we gɛt di ay ay levul fɔ dɔnawe wit am. Aw fɔ drɔ bɔtaflay wit sɔd. Ɛn afta dat, i go tek am ɛn trowe tin dɛn we de pwɛl wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta dat i de ala se:
  - Di ami gladi - de go bifo!
  Ɛn wan ol layn we dɛn dɔn kɔt kɔt di Chaynish fɔl dɛn.
  Di titi de siŋ to insɛf se:
  - Zoya lɛk fɔ kil! Oh, dis Zoya!
  Na ya Ɔrora kam insay wan atak kwik kwik wan. Ɔ fɔ tɔk mɔ, na agresiv difens. Ɛn wit di ɛp we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de ɛp am, i de knock in ɛnimi dɛn.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm i de bip. Ɛn we in sab dɛn pas lɛk kɔltivatɔ bled, tri duzin Chaynish pipul dɛn go brok brok!
  Ɛn Ɔrora de ala se:
  - Swit kɔd, di Rɔshian flag rili proud!
  Ɛn naw in bare il hit di Chaynish jenɛral na in chin. I go tek am ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Zoya na agresiv we i de fɛt. I kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Wi go dawt ɛn kil ɔlman!
  Ɛn dɛn kayn dagɔ dɛn de kin flay frɔm fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Svetlana tu no de let enibodi down. Ɛn i de pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn lɛk swɛt we de kɔt gras. Di Chaynish pipul dɛn de fɔdɔm.
  Di titi de ala se:
  - Krayzi nidul! Una kɔmɔt na di yad!
  Oleg Rybachenko go kɔt wan bɔnch yɔlɔ wɔriɔ wit blow fɔ in sɔd. Ɛn afta dat, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go trowe wan sta ɛn ala se:
  - Mi ami na di wan we strɔng pas ɔl!
  Dɛn kin si di Tɛminatɔ bɔbɔ na di say we i de pwɛl ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn i de akt wit big big pawa.
  Ɛn wan ɔda gift we na day de flay kɔmɔt na in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn aw i de ɔvawe di Chaynish pipul dɛn we de klaym di wɔl.
  Yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn na fanatik. Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛda bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔntinyu fɔ klaym ɛn klaym ɛn klaym!
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal na jɔs di wan dɛn we de sho di pawa we de kil pɔsin. Ɛn we dɛn kɔt, splash blɔd kin flay ɔlsay ɛn fa fawe.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Di feat fɔ heroism de glorify, .
  Wi na pipul dɛn we win di planɛt dɛn!
  Margarita, dis titi we nɔ de rɛst bin siŋ se:
  - Wi nɔ go stɔp fɔ smɔl tɛm.
  Sɔmbɔdi in muf kray de yɛri!
  Ɛn bak, nidul dɛn we de pwɛl ɛn kil pipul dɛn kin flay frɔm di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Hit di Chaynish pipul dɛn lɛk shef wit. Yes, di gyal Margarita na rial terminator.
  Natasha, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin siŋ se:
  - Ɛn di titi, we de krɔs di yɔlɔ wan dɛn, bin tink
  se i fayn fɔ liv, ɛn layf gud!
  Afta dat, nidul dɛn kin flay bak frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya bin ol di mil wit in sab ɛn swɛt:
  - A go kil ɔl mi ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn biliv mi, a nɔ de jok!
  Ɛn di wɔman in leg dɛn bin lans sɔm sta dɛn.
  Ɛn di fayn uman bin siŋ se:
  - Akt fɔ wɔ - A hit di dimɛ!
  Ɔrora, we bin de kɔt kɔt witout imɔshɔn we nɔ nid, bin tɔk se:
  - Big sakses de wet fɔ wi! Biliv mi, i nɔ de gɛt ɛni kol!
  Ɛn jɔs lɛk wit bare fut, wetin kil go bigin.
  Dɔn i kin swɛt:
  - Mi na blɔd kobra!
  Svetlana nɔ de gi ɛni sɔri-at to di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn i de pwɛl dɛn lɛk se na ant. Ɛn di sem tɛm i de siŋ se:
  - Garbage nɔ go gɛt we,
  Tek yu fut go kwik!
  Ɛn naw, prɛzɛnt dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn de flay frɔm in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bak. Na so uman we kol!
  Ɛn i de ala bak se:
  - Na de wi win go de na di oli wɔ!
  Oleg Rybachenko de bigin fɔ du mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn i kin kɔt wit in tu an, ɛn ivin tek paip insay in mɔt ɛn spit nidul pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn. I de pwɛl ɛnimi dɛn ɛn i de swɛt to insɛf:
  - Dis na wi win -
  Ful spid bifo ɛn de kam nia!
  En agen di terminator boi slash. Ɛn di sem tɛm i go lɛf wetin de kil ɛn nɔ sɔri fɔ am.
  Magarita sɛf de fɛt. Gɛl we nɔ gɛt op igen. Ɛn if i lans wan bumɛrang wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, dat min se dis nɔ smɔl pas wan duzin Chaynish we dɛn dɔn kɔt.
  Afta dat di titi go siŋ:
  - Oh, mi ɛlikopta big,
  Wɛl, mi at de siŋ wit gladi at!
  Ɛn wan sta we de kil pipul dɛn de flay frɔm di titi in il we nɔ gɛt natin. Yɛs, dis na fayn tin fɔ di ay ay aerobatics. Ɛn day de plant rayt ɛn lɛft.
  Natasha kin kil di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak pan ɔl we i pɔsibul.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm i de siŋ se:
  - Sk, swɛt, swɛt...
  Oliva bin fɛn Twist!
  Ɛn wan prɛzɛnt we de kil de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  So Zoya pul insɛf ɔp... I tek am ɛn spat di ɛnimi frɔm di tiub. Dɔn i hack na di mil wit in sɔd dɛn. Dɔn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin tek ɛn lans di ɛl prɛzɛntɛnshɔn fɔ day.
  Ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin fɔdɔm. I bin tan lɛk se na pɔsin we de trowe faya dɔn lik dɛn.
  Ɛn na ya Ɔrora de fɛt. Dɔn bak, na fast gyal. Ɛn rɛd day, ɛn wan ɛl we de bɔn rayt. Ɛn i go tek am ɛn bigin fɔ kɔt am.
  Nɔ, natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp dis.
  Ivin di Maus tank.
  So Ɔrora nel di Chaynish pipul dɛn. We rili kul ɛn wit krayzi simbolik ɛn sɔd.
  Ɛn di rɛd harpi in sɔd dɛn nɔ go stɔp, nɔto fɔ smɔl tɛm.
  Na da sem tɛm de, Ɔrora de swɛt:
  - Mi Mama Land na di Mama Land fɔ Kɔmyunizim!
  Ɛn bak frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, lɛk sɔntin we rili kil we de flay kɔmɔt.
  Ɛn bak di titi gɛt bɛlɛ.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora mɛmba aw i bin rili fɛt wit "Maus" insay wan pan di ɔda stori dɛn. Dɔn di Alɛy dɛn bin dɔn wan trus wit di Tɔd Rayk, ɛn we dɛn tek advantej pan di we aw dɛn nɔ bin de bɔm, di Jamani dɛn bin lans di Maus fɔ mek dɛn mek am.
  Yɛs, dɛn tank dɛn ya bin rili de muf lɛk animal dɛn. Ɛn di prɔgrɛs we dɛn bin gɛt bin rili bad.
  Bɔt nɔto fɔ Tɛminɛta gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn bin fɛt di Nazi dɛn wit kol at ɛn kwik kwik wan di sem tɛm.
  Ɛn dɛn sho Kuzma in mama! Ɛn di sojaman dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd.
  Ɛn naw di Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia de kɔt wit sɔd. Ɛn i go kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn lɛk pɔsin we de wok na fam.
  Dɔn i kin swɛt:
  - A de kil ɔlman!
  Svetlana nɔ de shem bak we i de fɛt. Dɛn de kil di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn da sem tɛm de, wit fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe wetin de plant day.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm i de ala se:
  - Kosmik bravado - .
  Wan big serenade go de!
  Ɛn wink pan di ɛnimi dɛn!
  Afta dat i go spit frɔm di tiub!
  Ɛn afta dat, Oleg Rybachenko go skata. Ɛn lɛ wi nɔ jɔs trowe nidul, bɔt wi trowe boomerangs pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit wi fut.
  Dis na aw di fast-muv tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ bin gɛt kech.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm i de siŋ se:
  - Ɛnimi nɔ go stɔp wi,
  If wi wik, ɛp!
  Ɛn nɔ rɔn, nɔ rɔn...
  If nɔmɔ nɔto fɔ go bifo!
  Ɛn Ɔlɛg de wisɛl.
  Ɛn Magarita tek am ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i trowe sɔntin we de pwɛl ɛn kil pɔsin. Ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de siŋ se:
  - Dis go bi di mɛsej fɔ di kobra!
  Ɛn di titi go wink ɛn swɛt!
  Natasha sɛf nɔto slouch na fɛt. I tek am ɛn trowe wan shap swastika wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I brok di bɔku bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ mi Mama Land!
  En den der"s Zoya in fait. Ɛn i kin trowe chaj bak pan in ɛnimi dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i de swɛt wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mi na so warrior, a rili na terminator!
  Afta dat di titi nak wit sɔd. Ɛn i de swɛt na in lɔng dɛn ɔp.
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl!
  I tan lɛk se di titi nɔ go stɔp fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i go kɔt witout antimonies we nɔ nid.
  Aurora go tek di extermination tu. I de pwɛl di Chaynish pipul dɛn, witout ɛni sarkasm. Ɛn di yɔlɔ wɔman dɛn kin fɔdɔm, lɛk se dɛn dɔn kɔt dɛn tu.
  Ɛn di titi we gɛt rɛd ia ala se:
  - Di flaym fɔ kɔmyunizim dɔn oba di wɔl!
  Ɛn i go tek am bak ɛn slap am wit tu sɔd. Ɛn afta dat, i kin spit kɔmɔt na di tiub. Ɛn i go bit di ɛnimi.
  Yɛs, Ɔrora na pɔsin we lɛk ɛn i pafɛkt insɛf.
  Pan ɔl we Svetlana nɔ wɔs pas dat. Ɛn i bin gi di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak di we aw dɛn kin bit dɛn ɛn kil dɛn.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe gift dɛn we de pwɛl di yɔlɔ wɔman dɛn. Yɛs, ɔlman de du am pan ay wef.
  Svetlana de swɛt:
  - Di fɛt go bi blɔd, oli ɛn jɔs!
  Ɛn sɔntin we kil pɔsin kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. Ɛn akɔdin to di Chaynish pipul dɛn, aw i go bit yu!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin rili go dɛn difrɛn we dɛn. En dem no let mi down a bit. Dis na uman - uman to ɔl uman!
  Oleg Rybachenko de insay wan dashing onslaught. Dɛn dɔn kil bɔku bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn. Di atak we di wɔman dɛn na dis yɔlɔ ɛmpaya de atak dɔn wik.
  Oleg bin swɛt:
  - Di ays mɛzhɔ fɔ win!
  Magarita tek am ɛn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i trowe sɔntin we de kil ɛn we shap pas reza.
  Dɔn di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Wi defy di storms,
  Wetin mek ɛn wetin mek?
  Fɔ liv na di wɔl we nɔ gɛt sɔprayz - .
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ ɛnibɔdi!
  Magarita bin spit wan ol bɔs paip pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - May gud lak ɔ fɔl, .
  Ɛn fɔ jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ!
  Na dis we nɔmɔ, ɛn nɔto ɔda we - .
  Na dis we nɔmɔ, ɛn nɔto ɔda we...
  Lɔng layf sɔprayz!
  Sɔprayz! Sɔprayz!
  Lɔng layf sɔprayz!
  Sɔprayz! Sɔprayz!
  Lɔng layf sɔprayz!
  Ɛn na ɔp nɔmɔ - nɔto wan milimita dɔŋ!
  Di titi bin sho se i rili lɛk fɔ fɛt.
  Natasha de bak na di say we di fɛt bigin. I tan lɛk se volkeno de bɔn. Ɛn i kin trowe nidul wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Hit di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn i de lɛf bɔdi dɛn kɔmɔt insay dɛn.
  Afta dat di titi bin siŋ wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Wi na so terminator, lɛk drim rɔbɔt, ɛn big biuti!
  Ɛn naw di titi de slash wit sɔd. Ɛn i go knock out bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Zoya de insay di tik bak pan di fɛt. I de fɛt ɛn sho in tit ɛn ala:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, wan disk bin swip tru di Chaynish pipul dɛn. We bin kɔt bɔku bɔku trot. Ɛn di sojaman dɛn we bin de na ɛvin bin chok.
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de prɛs mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Na so Aurora go lanch somtin we de kot metal. I go kɔt bɔku bɔku ed dɛn we dɔn mek lɛk mawnten. Ɛn i go jomp ɔp, flay ɔp, ɛn tek am, ala lawd wan.
  - Mi nem na mi fist!
  Ɛn bak i wev tu sab, ɛn rip di gut dɛn kɔmɔt na di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Bɔt di sem tɛm, nɔ shem di smɔl smɔl.
  Ɛn in bare fut dɛn de lanch kil-kila bumɛrang dɛn. Us ed dɛn kin kɔt dɔŋ insay rank.
  Afta dat di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia de ala se:
  - Wi nɔ go de na di kebul!
  Mek gladi at de na di Wɔl!
  Ɛn i go tek mɔ na di tiub wit in skarlet mɔt ɛn spit. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn na di ɛvin ɛmpaya go fɔdɔm lɛk kuli wit flawa.
  So Svetlana sho insay fɛt...
  I bin de trowe wata we de bɔl oba di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn dɛn wan dɛn we dɔn bɔn go tek am ɛn ala bad bad wan.
  Svetlana de swɛt:
  - Mi slɔt!
  Ɛn wit in bare fut i go trowe tu-tri bumerangs. Go kot dɔŋ bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn i de swɛt bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn.
  Dis na aw di bastard dɛn de wok.
  Ɛn dɛn bin kɔt di ɛmpaya na Chaena fɔ dɛnsɛf, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt sɛrimɔni we nɔ nid fɔ du dat. Nɔ, dɛn kin ivin gɛt spɛshal we fɔ du tin.
  Ɔlrɛdi di nɔmba fɔ di Chaynish pipul dɛn we dɛn kil dɔn rich tɛn tawzin. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn jɔs de ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf ɛn bounce lɛk bɔl.
  Oleg Rybachenko sho bak di kul aerobatics we yu kin imajin.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ de kɔt wit tu sɔd so dat in an ɛn fut ɛn ed go flay ɔlsay.
  Oleg ala se:
  - Na, a biliv se wi disisiv win go de!
  Magarita, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we de trowe wan hurl we de pwɛl, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes i go bi!
  Ɛn di wan ol siks bigin fɔ kɔt mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  . CHAPTER No. 2.
  Afta we dɛn dɔn pwɛl klos to di wan ol Chaynish ami we gɛt tu ɔndrɛd tawzin pipul dɛn, di siks sojaman dɛn bin muf go fa fawe na di dip dip ples dɛn na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya. Fɔ mek di Chaynish pipul dɛn nɔ go bak na di siti dɛn na Rɔshia na Sayberia.
  So di sojaman dɛn bin atak di yɔlɔ wɔman dɛn na di big siti we bin de nia dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de kɔt di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn ɛn wev ɔl tu di sɔd dɛn, bin ala se:
  - Lɛk di Rɔshian tsars dɛn!
  Ɛn shap shap nidul dɛn bin de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin bit di Chaynish fɛtman dɛn.
  Magarita, we bin de kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn wit sɔd, tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Naw wi de mek istri!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, nidul dɛn bin de flay pan di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn.
  Di nɛks pɔsin na Natasha we de fɛt. I kin trowe gift dɛn bak we de mek pɔsin day ɛn i kin ala se:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon! Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt go trowe dis wit bad bad pawa. Ɛn i go kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn insay wan pulp we gɛt blɔd.
  Zoya tu hack desperately. Ɛn i bin brok di Chaynish jenɛral insay tu pat. Ɛn kɔt in bon dɛn.
  Dɔn i ala se:
  - Fɔ mi big win!
  Ɛn wit bare fut i go lanch bak wan kil prɛzɛnt. Ɛn i go knock out bɔku Chaynish fɛtman dɛn.
  Bot wen Aurora de in battle e de absoliutli terrifying. I kin kɔt Chaynish sojaman dɛn na tu pat ɛn lans prɛzɛnt dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn na so i pwɛl di yɔlɔ ami.
  Nɔ, dɛn rili kɔl Ɔrora di rɛd witch. Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ win am.
  Ɛn nidul dɛn we de kil kin flay kɔmɔt na in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dem hit di Chinese en dem fol ova laik kuli wit sand.
  Ɔrora de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Rɔshian dɛn sabi mi,
  Ɛn dɛn kɔl am big big tin!
  Ɛn bak di fayn uman trowe wan nidul we de kil. Ɛn dɛn kin pin di ɛnimi lɛk bitel.
  Ɔrora bin de grɔmbul:
  - Yu kin drim, bɔt fɔ de drim bad!
  En agen di gyal hit laik boomerang.
  Yɛs, dis rɛd ia bin it pas wan pawn sɔl we i bin de du soja biznɛs. If i de trit, na in i de trit.
  Ɛn bak di swift ɛn faya gyal de pan di atak.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana kin rili want fɔ fɛt. Ɛn so i de kɔt ɛn pwɛl ɔlman. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk laytin we de shayn.
  Ɛn nidul dɛn kin flay frɔm fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di titi bin ala se:
  - Mi big big trɛnk - .
  Fɔ ple wit mi tan lɛk se yu de mek padi wit krokodail!
  Boy Oleg Rybachenko de pan di atak lɛk ɔltɛm. I na wan fast mongoose. Chops ɛn trowe sta dɛn pan di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn di yɔŋ man we de fɛt wɔ ala se:
  - Mek wi go pan di ofensiv,
  Wi go win ɔl di Chaynish pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn naw di bɔbɔ de pan di atak.
  Ɛn di titi we nem Magarita, we gladi bad bad wan, krɔs di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn. Ɛn in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe gift dɛn we de sho se i day.
  Ɛn di titi de ala se:
  - Viktri go bi mi yon!
  Ɛn bak wan ol ren we gɛt nidul dɛn rɔsh kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di nidul dɛn kin kil ɛn pɔyzin.
  Margarita de pan di ɔfens. Di Chaynish pipul dɛn gɛt rili tranga tɛm agens am. Ɛn di titi na di pɔsin we de sho se pɔsin de fred.
  Pan ɔl we in na fayn pɔsin we de fɛt wɔ.
  Ɛn naw wan pat pan day de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. We kin atak ɛnimi dɛn.
  Natasha de na wan wayl flay. I de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn insay smɔl smɔl. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn nɔ no sɔri-at.
  Di wɔman de ala ala se:
  - I go bi wi big win!
  Ɛn nidul dɛn we rili kil ɛn we denja kin flay frɔm di biuti in bare fut bak.
  Dɛn de afɛkt di Chaynish pipul dɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Wɛl, di gyal pikin dɛn rili kɔl.
  Ɛn insay di ɔfɛnsif dɛn nɔ de gi ɛnibɔdi pas.
  Bɔt Zoya nɔ no, wan wɔd nɔ de ɛva de. I kin brok tru to di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk pipul dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Zoya de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn se:
  - A nɔ no sɔri-at - na day nɔmɔ!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go trowe dɛn kayn tin dɛn de we di Chaynish pipul dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp!
  Ɛn di ɔda we, di wɔriɔ de aksɛleret ɛvri minit. Dis na wan sket rink we de na di ɔfɛnsif.
  Aurora na so fain gyal tu. Nɔ de bak dɔŋ ɛn nɔ de giv ɔp. Ɛn i kin ebul fɔ du ɔltin.
  I bin trowe wan stɛl fan wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I kɔt di Chaynish sojaman dɛn ɛn his:
  - Insay di rɛd ɛmpaya, faya go de we go wam di wan ol planɛt!
  Ɛn bak, sɔntin we kin kil flay spɛshal wan frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di wɔriman de bak na big ayt.
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana de fɛt. Nɔ deviate frɔm di plan. Ɛn i kin kɔt insɛf wit wayl prɛshɔn. Ɛn wan shap disk de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. We dashingly de kɔt ɔf ɛnimi dɛn.
  Svetlana de swɛt wit wayl wayl wamat:
  - A go tear una ɔl apat!
  Ɛn di titi de pan di ɔfens. Ɛn in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin so kwik.
  Neks, Oleg Rybachenko rili want fɔ fɛt. Dis na wan desperate terminator boi. I gɛt fɔ du wit di big big trɛnk ɛn prɛshɔn we wayl bɔbɔ gɛt.
  Ɛn afta dat, di pikin trowe wan bumɛrang wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt dɛn bin lɔs tu duzin gol dɛn wan tɛm.
  Dis na rili - rili destruktiv pawa.
  Oleg bin siŋ:
  - Mi han raytin simpul - .
  A nɔ lɛk fɔ pul di pusi in tel!
  Ɛn wan bled flay frɔm di bɔbɔ in bare il, ɛn aw i hit di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin rili lɔs dɛn spirit ɛn maynd.
  Oleg bin tɔk wit wayl frenzi se:
  - Nɔ ɛva se nɔ!
  Di bɔbɔ de pan di atak... Dɔn i mɛmba Vladimir Klitschko. Yɛs, dis bɔksa bin fɔ dɔn go bak na di ring. Wetin mek yu nɔ tray fɔ du am? If yu stil gɛt wɛlbɔdi, dat min se Gɔd insɛf tɛl yu fɔ fɛt!
  Terminator boy pan di atak. I krɔs di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  Yɔŋ padi, bi yɔŋ ɔltɛm, .
  Nɔ rɔsh fɔ rɛst...
  Bi gladi-at, daring, nɔys - .
  Yu fɔ fɛt - so fɛt!
  Wan man we gɛt kol at - .
  So dat yu go ebul fɔ win ɔlman!
  Mi na bɔbɔ we go de sote go wit sol, .
  Wetin de bɔn di rizɔlt!
  Mi na bɔbɔ we go de sote go insay sol, .
  Ɛn nɔ tek wan stɛp bak!
  Wan yɔŋ wɔriɔ ɛn wan pikin we go de sote go we dɛn de atak di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit fred. I go sho insɛf di bɛst we.
  Magarita de pwɛl di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn bak ɛn i de siŋ:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva giv ɔp!
  Ɛn i kɔt bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn, ɛn ad wit wan laf se:
  - Nɔ, nɔ ɛva biliv mi!
  Ɛn di titi trowe shap nidul dɛn bak we gɛt pɔyzin.
  I de insay wan muvmɛnt we de apin kwik kwik wan ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn.
  Natasha kin swift ɛn i kin fred fɔ fɛt, i tan lɛk Valkyrie. I de fɛt wit maynd. Ɛn i shot di Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔŋ.
  Bɔku tɛm, i bin de fɛt na di skay. I bin rili sabi fɔ flay plen. I bin gɛt fɔ fɛt bak na di sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut.
  Bɔt naw Natasha dɔn tek di Chaynish pipul dɛn. En mek wi thresh wit ol wi fury.
  Ɛn bumɛrang ɛn nidul dɛn kin flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de krɔs di ɛnimi.
  Di titi de siŋ se:
  - Bɔt a biliv di san rayz, .
  Dispel di daknɛs na di prizin dungeon!
  Zoya atak di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn i kin brok am tayt tayt wan. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin kɔmɔt ɛnimi dɛn ɛn nɔ stɔp.
  Warrior in muvmɛnt. I tan lɛk kobra we de jomp ɛn jomp rawnd.
  Di titi we gɛt golden ia ala se:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon,
  Wi tan lɛk Jedi Nayt dɛn!
  En den she"ll turn around en hit yu.
  Di nɛks pɔsin we dɛn atak na Ɔrora. Wan titi we gɛt rɛd ia we de krɔs ɛn fɛt. I bin go pan di ɔfɛnsif, i bin de pik di spid mɔ ɛn mɔ. In sɔd dɛn tan lɛk mil blad dɛn.
  Di faya biuti bin isyu:
  - Na so gladi at go de fɔ di wan ol wɔl!
  Ɛn bak di titi go insay wan wayl pawa. Dis na di rial gɔd fɔ wɔ.
  Svetlana kin siŋ bak, i kin jomp ɔp ɛn dɔŋ:
  - Ɔndrɛd bay ɔndrɛd, rejimɛnt bay rejimɛnt,
  Rɔshian nayt dɛn kɔt wit sɔd!
  Ɛn naw in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin go trowe sɔntin we shild nɔ go ebul fɔ sho.
  Dis na di gyal pikin. Wan rial viks.
  Natasha de chirp wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Nɔto fɔ yu fɔ tich mi!
  Ɛn i go trowe day wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɔrora gri se:
  - Natin nɔ de fɔ tich wi atɔl!
  Di wɔman dɛn kin mek dɛn muv kwik kwik wan. Klosap di wan ol siti dɔn ɔlrɛdi ful-ɔp wit bɔdi dɛn. Yɛs, di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin rɔn go fɔ dɔnawe wit dɛn. Na siks pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de, bɔt dɛn de wok fɔ wan ol ami.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin mɛmba di stori bɔt wan pan di ɛlf dɛn. I bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di Tɔd Rayk, ɛn i bin ebul fɔ kɔnvins am fɔ mek dɛn sɛn am na di Luftwaffe.
  Yɛs, di ɛlf, pan ɔl we i smɔl, i rili fast, i strɔng wit fayn fayn riakshɔn. Jɛnɛral wan, ɛlf dɛn bɛtɛ pas mɔtalman pan bɔdi kɔndishɔn ɛn spid we dɛn de tink. Ɛn wans i de na di plen, di ɛlf, ɛn ivin we gɛt kiŋ in blɔd, i kin fil lɛk igl insɛf.
  Ɛn dis wɔriɔ bin ebul fɔ shot 538 ɛnimi plen dɛn pan di tɛm fɔ di Fuhrer in batde Epril 20, 1944, bɔt dɛn nɔ ɛva shot insɛf.
  Fɔ di fɔs tu ɔndrɛd plen dɛn, di ɛlf bin gɛt di Nayt in Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. I pas tri ɔndrɛd ɔlrɛdi di Ɔda fɔ di Jaman Igul wit dayamɔn. Fɔ 4 ɔndrɛd Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs wit gold ɔk lif sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. Ɛn fɔ fayv ɔndrɛd anivesari ayrakt - di Grɛnd Kros fɔ di Ayɔn Kros. So, di ɛlf gɛda wan rɛkɛd nɔmba fɔ awɔd ɛn pan dis, i bit ivin Ɛman Gɔring ɛn gɛt di rank fɔ bi kɔlɔnɛl.
  Pan ɔl we i bin fɛt na di plen as prayvet pɔsin.
  So, pan ɔl we dis kayn ɔdasayz ɛs bin apia na di Luftwaffe, i nɔ bin inflɔws di kɔs fɔ di wɔ tumɔs. Infakt, if yu tek di fes siks Luftwaffe aces fo rial histri, dem shot dong totol moch pas wan and haf tausin plen. Wɛl, aw dis bin ɛp di Wehrmacht?
  Pan ɔl we i pɔsibul se di nɔmba fɔ di plen dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm bin inflated bikɔs ɔf Goebbels in prɔpaganda.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn bin rili dawt dɛn nɔmba dɛn ya.
  Bɔt di ɛlf ɔnɛs wan shot bɔku bɔku motoka dɛn, ɛn insɛf nɔ bin lɔs wan fɛtman.
  Bɔt afta dat, Oleg Rybachenko mit am ɛn aks am se:
  - Wetin mek yu bin de mɔna di Third Reich, we dɛn kin tek as fɔs fɔ du bad?
  Di ɛlf bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Bikɔs no pawa nɔ de fɔ gud na di wɔl atɔl! Yu tink se Stalin ɛn in padi dɛn na oli pipul dɛn?
  Oleg bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Bɔt na di USSR, bikɔs yu dɔn shot bɔku bɔku plen dɛn, dɛn go tek yu as Gɔd wit kapital G! Ɛn so dɛn fɔ spit pan yu ɛn swɛ yu!
  Di ɛlf bin ɔnɛs wan tɔk se:
  - Insay Ɔktoba 1942, we a bigin fɔ fɛt fɔ di Reich, di tin we go apin to di wɔ nɔ bin klia yet. Wetin yu tink, a nɔ gɛt chans fɔ de wit di wan dɛn we win?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - If yu defekt to di USSR, a tink se dɛn go fɔgiv yu ɛn aksept yu. Dɛn kin gladi fɔ hiro ɛn big big wɔri pipul dɛn ɔlsay!
  Di ɛlf smayl fayn fayn wan ɛn ansa se:
  - Tanks fo di ofa! Bɔt we di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn, a go kam bak na mi planɛt wit awɔd... Ɛn fɔ tru a nɔ go bisin igen se Jamani lɔs. Di men tin na dat a sho misɛf se a na hiro ɛn a go dɔŋ insay avieshɔn istri as di bɛst ays ɔl tɛm!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk we i vɛks se:
  - Aw bɔku gud man dɛn day bikɔs ɔf yu!
  Di ɛlf bin swɛt ɛn mɛmba wan lɔjik wan se:
  - Rudel de tu... Na supama tu!
  Oleg bin nɔd in ed:
  - Rudel... I tan lɛk kɔmik buk hiro!
  Di ɛlf bin de muf se:
  - A bin de ɛn a de ɛn a go bi wɔriɔ! So a go tray fɔ mek a kɔnt to wan tawzin!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin dawt se:
  - Yu go gɛt tɛm? May 9, 1945 Di Tɔd Rayk bin sɔrɛnda!
  Di ɛlf aks wit insinuatingly:
  - Yu kin tɛl mɔ prɛsishɔn ustɛm ɛn usay ɛn us tɛm, wit us fɔs di Rɛd ɛn di Alɛy dɛn go atak?
  Oleg bin aks wit sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin mek yu nid dis?
  Di ɛlf ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - A want fɔ trivially prolɔng di wɔ so dat di ɛnjɔymɛnt go las fɔ lɔng tɛm!
  Dɔn Ɔlɛg pul wan pistɔl ɛn ansa se:
  - A kin shot yu, bɔt a nɔ go du am!
  Di ɛlf bin sɔprayz se:
  - Ɛn wetin mek?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Mek yu kɔnshɛns pɔnish yu!
  Ɛn dɛn bin sheb...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tink se i nɔ kil dis ɛlf fɔ natin. Ɔmɔs ɔda plen dɛn i go shot dɔŋ? I go jɔs rili bad.
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ lans di bumerang fɔ day wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bak.
  Margarita de aktiv wan fɔ dɔnawe wit di Chaynish pipul dɛn we dɛn de fɛt. In fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin de bit am wit prɛzɛnt dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn so kɔrɛkt wan dat yu jɔs de sɔprayz.
  Wan gyal we de na di supaman kategori.
  Ɛn di tin we i de du we i de fɛt, tan lɛk di tin we wisɛf animal kin du.
  Nɔ, nɔbɔdi nɔ go ɛva mek da kayn titi de fred, ilɛksɛf tu bilyɔn Chaynish pipul dɛn de.
  Bɔt, wetin Magarita fɔ du?
  I de difend in kɔntri usay i kɔmɔt.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin siŋ:
  - No mɔ fayn Mama land nɔ de na Rɔshia,
  Fayt fɔ am ɛn nɔ fred...
  No kɔntri nɔ de we fayn pas dis na di wan ol wɔl - .
  Di wan ol yunivas na wan tɔch we gɛt layt, Rus"!
  Di bɔbɔ go jomp ɛn aksɛlayt, ɛn kik ɔlman.
  Natasha kin fɛt ɛn siŋ bak:
  Fatal ia, yu nɔ go biliv mi, .
  Wan tawzin nayn ɔndrɛd naynti nayn...
  Stɔp fɔ waka na sɛklɔ dɛn we kin kech, .
  Di dɛbul go tɔn in gold ɔn dɛn!
  Ɛn di titi bak trowe wan kilman prɛzɛnt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya de fɛt bak, wund ɛn fɛt. Aktiv gyal pikin. Ɛn if i slash wit sɔd, ɔltin kin flay fa.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de so aktif fɔ trowe prɛzɛnt. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔmɔt bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn.
  Yɛs, i klia se di Chaynish pipul dɛn de gɛt dak de.
  Ɔrora strik witout ɛni sɔri-at. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na sɔntin we pas fɔ kil pɔsin. Dis na jɔs di gɔd uman we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn wan tawzin dɛbul dɛn de insay de.
  Svetlana de bit di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit big pawa ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Di fiuja de insay
  So dat wi nɔ go nid fɔ bi pusi!
  Ɛn in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin go trowe sɔntin bak, ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn go brok brok.
  Di gyal we de fɛt na di aerobatics we de insay am!
  Afta dɛn dɔn klin di Chaynish pipul dɛn na di siti, di siks pipul dɛn tek smɔl tɛm fɔ blo. Dɛn kil di bɔd wantɛm wantɛm ɛn ros am ɔl.
  Dɛn kɔt am smɔl smɔl ɛn bigin it am.
  Natasha bin notis se:
  - Walter Scott in nayt dɛn bin it bɔku tin wan tɛm!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de gigl ɛn mɛmba se:
  - Dumas tu! Dis na aw Pɔtɔs bin it wan ol ship!
  Natasha bin laf se:
  - Ram? Wetin mek nɔto wayl bɔd?
  Oleg bin siŋ fɔ ansa se:
  Ɔl yu damn fambul dɛn, .
  Mi ɔnkul, we gɛt di boar...
  We i bin de alayv - i bin wɔn mi - .
  Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek uman frɔm pɔsin we de it pɔsin!
  Margarita bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Dis na wayl siŋ! Bɔt a want sɔntin we gɛt mɔ sol!
  Oleg bin notis se:
  - Maynd? Dis na gud tin!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin siŋ sɔntin...
  Bɔt Ɔrora bin ambɔg am ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yu nɔ nid fɔ siŋ, bɔt yu de akt.
  Ɛn di titi pul wan Ayfon kɔmɔt na in bɛlt. Oleg bin smayl, Natasha gi am in yon ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Ple tank wit di redhead!
  Ɔrora bin gri se:
  - A lɛk dis gem!
  Ɛn di heroic gyal bigin fɔ gɛt paramita dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tek di tank flet.
  Ɔrora bin wɔn se:
  - Wan tank fɔ wan! Tray fɔ duɛl!
  Di bɔbɔ bin gri se:
  - Dis na jɔs rayt!
  Oleg bin pik di kul Soviet tank we bin de insay di fɔti ia - di IS-7. Wan fayn fayn motoka we nɔ ɛva bi prodakshɔn motoka. I gɛt ɔltin: wɛpɔn, wɛpɔn, ɛn spid. Wan rial halo!
  Aurora gɛt wan E-75. Di motoka dɔn wɔs smɔl. Ɛn i ebi, ɛn smɔl spid, pawa rizɔv, ɛn gɔn we wik smɔl. Di IS-7 gɛt 130 milimita versus 128 fɔ di E-75. Sɔntɛm di Jamani in klos dɛn tik pasmak, bɔt dis kin kɔmpɛns bay di big slɔp we di IS-7 gɛt. Ɛn di Fritz in sayd dɛn ay pasmak... Dat na ɔl tru, bɔt...
  Aurora transfa di E-75 to level M... Ɛn di motoka impɔtant. Ɛn di injin gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn di silhouette de dɔŋ fa fawe, ɛn di gɔn gɛt lɔng barɛl. Yɛs, naw di klos we dɛn de wɛr dɔn tik mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Jaman tank stil we naynti fayv tan, we yu kɔmpia am wit siksti-ɛit fɔ di Soviet wan. Ɛn afta mɔdanizashɔn i gɛt di sem kayn layout ɛn naw i go gɛt mɔ pawa.
  Bɔt di IS-7 bin kɔntinyu fɔ de witout divɛlɔpmɛnt. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin tɔk bɔt am na rial istri.
  Wel, Oleg, mek wi harness wi sef.
  Bɔt di bɔbɔ nɔ lɔs. Sins di enemi don modernize, di gyal go du somtin en yuz feather projectiles. Ɛn afta dat, wan rili gud fɛt go de.
  IS-7 de kam nia. Bɔt stil, di we aw di Jamani pɔsin de drayv stil bɛtɛ.
  Ɔrora faya in kanɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl. Bɔt i stil nɔ ebul fɔ rich de.
  Ɛn di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ kam nia ɛn spin di trak dɛn. I tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ rili biliv insɛf.
  Aurora, afta di nɛks shot, drɔ wan moral:
  - Maus kin kil ɛlifant!
  Ɛn di fɛt kɔntinyu, Ɔlɛg drayv wan 130-mm kanɔn shel insay di jɔyn pan di ship ɛn i win. Pan ɔl di trik dɛn we dɛn de du.
  Bɔt in jɔnal, di tank dɛn we bin de insay di fɔti ia gɛt difrɛn motoka dɛn. Wan projɛkt we rili fɔmidabul - "Royal Lion". Weyt na wan ɔndrɛd tan, di kanɔn na 210 mm kaliba, di frɔntal klos na 300 mm na angle, di sayd dɛn na 200 mm, ɛn di injin na 1800 ɔspaw.
  Dis na mashin - ivin di IS-7 kin onli penetrate di sayd en klos. Ɛn i rili big!
  Ɔrora bin de siŋ wit tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Dis na iglet, we de flay ay pas di san!
  Ɛn i bin sɛt mɔt...
  Afta dɛn it, di siks pipul dɛn bin muf go na Chayna siti dɛn. Fɔ naw, wi nid fɔ gɛt pis ɛn mek di Manchus dɛn nɔ atak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn di bɔbɔ atak di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn kil bɔku pipul dɛn bak wit sɔd ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dɔn di sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ faya frɔm di kanɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech. Ɛn dɛn kil bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ ple difensiv wan? Yu tink se sɔntɛm i go tɔn to ɔg?
  Ɔrora nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Wan kɔnsɛpt de fɔ prɛvɛntiv wɔ!
  Oleg bin mɛmba se:
  - Viktor Suvorov bin tray bak fɔ pruv se di wɔ we Nazi Jamani bin fɛt agens di USSR bin mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du am!
  Ɔrora bin sho in tit ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Nɔto so i bi?
  Oleg shek in ed:
  - I de dawt!
  Magarita bin mɛmba se:
  - A rid dis buk. Fɔs, we yu si am, i luk lɛk se i biliv wetin i de tɔk. Bɔt if yu dig dip...
  Ɔrora nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Di USSR bin de pripia fɔ wan ɔfɛnsif wɔ ɛn dis na tru!
  Margarita bin notis se:
  - Di USSR bin de pripia fɔ wan ɔfɛnsif wɔ ivin afta di wɔ. Bɔt di ɔfens nɔ ɛva bigin!
  Oleg bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - If Stalin plan fɔ ɔfens, i go bi leta, we i dɔn fɔs dɔn fɔ ɛp in divishɔn dɛn wit tank ɛn ɔda ikwipmɛnt. Ɛn di laytst avieshɔn jɔs bigin fɔ kam insay yunit dɛn ivin di payɔnia dɛn nɔ dɔn masta am!
  Ɔrora bin tɔk bak wit lɔjik se:
  - If di Soviet ami bin de riaram, den di Jaman ami sɛf nɔ bin tinap wansay. We di USSR bin de mek di laytst plen dɛn, di Kraut dɛn bin de mek di laytst ikwipmɛnt dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Delay nɔ bin fɔ dɔn mek Stalin in advantej bɔku. Bifo dat, difrɛn frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn, we gɛt di pawa fɔ Yurop, go ebul fɔ kech Rɔshia pan di bɔku bɔku ikwipmɛnt dɛn we gɛt bɛtɛ kwaliti!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin dawt se:
  - Wetin mek yu tink se dɛn kwaliti bin bɛtɛ?
  Ɔrora bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Bɔt wi win insay 1941! If dɛn nɔ bin bɔku pan di nɔmba, sɔntɛm dɛn bin bɛtɛ pan di kwaliti we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek tɛknɔlɔji!
  Di bɔbɔ we gɛt sɛns bin dawt se:
  - A nɔ tink se na so!
  Margarita bin notis se:
  - Di fɔti fɔs ia na mistɛri. Wetin mek di Rɛd Ami we fɔmal wan strɔng bin lɔs fɛt afta fɛt? Ɛn afta dat, bikɔs i bin dɔn bi fɔmal ɛn rili wik, i bigin fɔ win?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa se:
  - Dis na big mistɛri fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ!
  Natasha bin tɔk se:
  - Intavɛnshɔn bin de frɔm ay pawa dɛn ya!
  Oleg bin nɔd in ed:
  - Sɔntin rili apin!
  Ɔgɔstin bin grɔmbul se:
  - Wi aydɔl dɛn kɔba wit blɔd, wi Gɔd dɛn na gɔd fɔ wɔ!
  Zoya bin gri se:
  - Di gɔd dɛm fɔ wɔ sɛf kɔba wit blɔd!
  Afta dat, Oleg ɛn Aurora bigin fɔ ple di strateji fɔ di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Aurora na fɔ Hitler, Oleg na fɔ Stalin.
  Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de chenj rial blo dɛn. Ɔrora yuz di rogue kɔd ɛn bɔku bɔku "E" siriɔs tank dɛn ɛn brok tru to Mɔsko. Togo en Oleg yus di rogue code en IS-7 lek dem de hit di Germans. En det skata bin kam togeda pan wan ston. Ɛn bɔku bɔku kɔfin dɛn. Mek i bi virtual.
  Oleg Rybachenko de ple wit gladi at, ɛn in sojaman dɛn brok di Jaman difens dɛn. Dɛn kin mek bɔyl dɛn. Aurora de ron di skam kod bak. Na wan rili wayl ɛkshɛnj de fɔ muv.
  Di bɔbɔ we gɛt sɛns bin siŋ se:
  - Somwea pan di Kama - wi no sabi wi sef,
  Somwe na di Kama - mama riva!
  Nɔ ebul fɔ rich wit yu an, nɔ ebul fɔ rich wit yu fut, .
  Wel, if nid de, wi go muv di pokers!
  Ɛn di Soviet tank dɛn kin krɔs di Nazi dɛn. Notin nɔ de we kol pas di IS-7. Ɛn yu kin fɛt sef wan wit "Maus" ɛn "E"-100. Di Soviet tank nɔ de fred dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de.
  Dɛn ebi, bɔt dat nɔ min se dɛn strɔng.
  Ɛn Ɔlɛg de go bifo, ɛn i de muf kwik kwik wan wit di motoka dɛn. Ɛn i tan lɛk wan tawzin dɛbul dɛn insay am.
  Di pikin prodigy de siŋ:
  - Wi go smash di Krauts, chik-chik-chik-ta!
  Ɛn naw di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tek ɔda tin we bin de ambɔg dɛn. Dɛn tan lɛk pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns we de fɛt!
  Bɔt Ɔrora sɛf nɔ simpul. Ɛn i kin biev wit agresiv prɛshɔn. Trowe nyu ɛn nyu ɛn nyu fɔs dɛn ɔnda di wil dɛn fɔ di Rɛd Ami.
  Ɛn di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia de siŋ se:
  - Mi ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go stɔp mi! A go win di big big wan we de na di wan ol wɔl!
  Ɛn nyu ɛn nyu rejimɛnt dɛn kin go fɛt.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  Di Krauts de go pan wan rampage, .
  Di ɛnimi bin muv di rejimɛnt fɔ go bifo...
  Bɔt krayzi Aryan dɛn - .
  Di Rɔshian dɛn go mit wit ɛnimi!
  Dɛn go dig insay pig in skin,
  Dɛn go trowe di ɛnimi na dɔst -
  Di Rɔshian dɛn kin fɛt wit wamat
  Strɔng na di sojaman in fist!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ du ɔda rawndbɔt manejmɛnt ɛn rawnd Ɔrora in sojaman dɛn.
  Yes, di pikin smat, no wod de.
  Ɔrora bin de grɔmbul:
  - Nɔ, a nɔ go giv ɔp, bɔt a bin sabi fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin gri se:
  - Wi nɔ go giv ɔp! Wi go jɔs pwɛl yu!
  Ɛn naw di Soviet sojaman dɛn de atak bak. Ɛn di skam in kɔd nɔ de ɛp di Kraut dɛn igen.
  Dɔn Ɔrora chenj di opshɔn wit sɛns. En Britain en USA enta di war na in sait. Di sojaman dɛn na dis armada bin rɔsh fɔ go fɛt. Ɛn lɛ wi put prɛshɔn pan di ɛnimi.
  Bɔt di Soviet IS-7 tank dɛn kin pwɛl di US Shermans ɛn Pershings wit ivin mɔ izi, ɛn bak di Inglish Churchill tank.
  Witout riceiv eni damej dem sef.
  Ɔrora bin grɔmbul se:
  - Wel, yu na smɔl dɛbul!
  . CHAPTER No. 3
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn frɔm di twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd bin fɛt bak wit di Chaynish pipul dɛn we bin de insay di sɛvintin ia.
  Di Celestial Empire gɛt bɔku sojaman dɛn. Dɛn de flɔ lɛk riva we nɔ gɛt ɛnd.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit sɔd, bin ala se:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva giv in!
  Ɛn wan shap disk bin flay frɔm di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Magarita, we bin de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn, bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Ples de na di wɔl fɔ heroic deeds!
  Ɛn pɔyzin nidul dɛn bin skata frɔm di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn bin de slap di Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Natasha bin trowe in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, kil, ɛn ala se:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva fɔgɛt ɛn nɔ go ɛva fɔgiv.
  Ɛn in sɔd dɛn bin de pas na di Chaynish pipul dɛn we bin de na di mil.
  Zoya, we bin de kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn apat, bin de ala se:
  - Fɔ wan nyu ɔda!
  Ɛn mɔ nidul dɛn bin skata frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn na di Chaynish sojaman dɛn yay ɛn trot.
  Yɛs, i bin klia se di wɔman dɛn bin de gladi ɛn dɛn bin de vɛks bad bad wan.
  Ɔrora slash di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Wi ayɛn go!
  Ɛn wan nyu gift we de kil pɔsin de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn kin fɔdɔm.
  Svetlana chop di mil, in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk laytin.
  Di Chaynish pipul dɛn de ledɔm lɛk ship we dɛn kɔt.
  Di titi de trowe nidul wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - I go win fɔ Mama Rɔshia!
  Oleg Rybachenko de go bifo agens di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Terminator bɔy de kɔt dɔŋ yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn.
  Ɛn di sem tɛm, di bɔbɔ in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe nidul dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin.
  Di bɔbɔ de ala se:
  - Glori to Future Rus'!
  Ɛn we i de muv i de kɔt ɔlman in ed ɛn in mɔt.
  Magarita kin krɔs di wan dɛn we de agens am bak.
  In fut we nɔ gɛt natin jɔs de flash. Chaynish pipul dɛn de day bɔku bɔku wan. Di wɔman ala se:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  En den di gyal tek am en slash...
  Mas fɔ bɔdi dɛn we di Chaynish sojaman dɛn gɛt.
  Bɔt Natasha de pan di ɔfens. I kin kɔt in yon Chaynish ɛn siŋ:
  - Rus' na big wan ɛn i de shayn,
  Mi na wan rili strenj gyal!
  Ɛn disk dɛn kin flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. We kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn trot. Yɛs, dis na gyal pikin.
  Zoya de pan di ɔfɛnsif. I kɔt di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn wit in tu an. Spit frɔm wan tiub. Ɛn i de trowe nidul dɛn we de kil wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn da sem tɛm de i de siŋ to insɛf:
  - Eh, likl klab, mek wi go!
  Eh, mi favourite go du!
  Ɔrora, we de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn kil di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn, de ala se:
  - Ɔl shaggy ɛn insay animal skin, .
  I bin atak di polis dɛn we de mek fɛt-fɛt wit wan klɔb!
  Ɛn if i trowe in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ɛnimi, i go kil ɛlifant.
  Ɛn afta dat, i kin swɛt:
  - Wolfhaunds dɛn!
  Svetlana de pan di ɔfɛnsif. I de kɔt ɛn shred di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Wit bare fut i de launch gifts of death pan dem.
  I de rɔn di mil wit sɔd.
  Krɔs bɔku fɛtman dɛn ɛn ala:
  - Big win de kam!
  Ɛn bak di titi de insay wayl muvmɛnt.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin sɛn nidul dɛn we kin kil pɔsin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin jomp. Di bɔbɔ du wan sɔmsalt. Chopped up plenti Chinese in wan jomp.
  I trowe di nidul dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Glori to mi fayn fayn kɔrej!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ de fɛt.
  Margarita go pan di ɔfens. Shreds ɔl di ɛnimi dɛn we de na wan row. In sɔd dɛn kol pas di blad dɛn we de na mil. Ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe gift dɛn we de mek pɔsin day.
  Wan gyal we de insay wan wayl atak. I de kil yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni.
  Ɛn i kin jomp ɔp wan wan tɛm ɛn i kin twist!
  Ɛn gift dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit am de flay frɔm am.
  Ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn drɔp day. Ɛn dɛn kin gɛda bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn.
  Margarita de swɛt:
  - Mi na Amɛrikin kawbɔy!
  Ɛn bak dɛn trowe di nidul na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, ɔda duzin nidul dɛn!
  Natasha tu rili kul pan di ofensiv.
  Ɛn i de trowe wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn spit frɔm wan tiub.
  Ɛn i de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Mi na sparkling day! Na wetin yu fɔ du na fɔ day!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn tin dɛn de muf.
  Zoya storm di rubble of Chaynish bɔdi dɛn. Ɛn bak frɔm in bare fut, boomerangs of destruction de flay kɔmɔt.
  Ɛn di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn kin kɔntinyu fɔ fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Zoya ala se:
  - Barefoot gyal, i go win yu!
  Ɛn wan duzin nidul dɛn de flay frɔm di titi in il we nɔ gɛt natin. We de go stret dɔŋ di Chaynish dɛn trot.
  Dɔn dɛn fɔdɔm day.
  Ɔ fɔ se, i dɔn day kpatakpata.
  Aurora de pan di ɔfɛnsif. I de pwɛl di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn. Dɛn kin kɛr in sɔd dɛn wit tu an. Ɛn in na da kayn wɔndaful fɛtman de.
  Wan big big briz de blo na di Chaynish sojaman dɛn.
  Wan titi we gɛt rɛd ia de ala:
  - Di fiuja dɔn ayd! Bɔt i go win!
  Ɛn insay di atak, wan fayn uman we gɛt faya ia.
  Ɔrora de ala wit wayl ɛkstazi:
  - Di gɔd dɛm fɔ wɔ go tear ɔltin apat!
  Ɛn di wɔriman de pan di fɛt.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe bɔku shap nidul dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin.
  Svetlana na fɛt. Ɛn so spaklin ɛn fɛt-fɛt. In leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe bɔku tin dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn. Nɔto pɔsin, bɔt day wit blant ia.
  Bɔt if i brok, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp am.
  Svetlana de siŋ:
  - Laif nɔ go bi ɔni,
  So jomp insay wan rawnd dans!
  Mek yu drim kam tru -
  Biuti de tɔn man to slev!
  Ɛn di gyal in muvmɛnt kin vɛks mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Oleg in atak de aksɛleret. Di bɔbɔ bit di Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  In fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe shap nidul dɛn.
  Di yɔŋ man we de fɛt wɔ de swɛt:
  - Di mad empire go tear evribodi apart!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ de muf.
  Magarita na wayl gyal we de du in wok. Ɛn i de trit di ɛnimi dɛn.
  So i bin lans wan pis wit tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in leg we nɔ gɛt natin. I go bɔm ɛn trowe wan ɔndrɛd Chaynish pipul dɛn na di ays wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di titi ala se:
  - Viktri go stil kam to wi!
  Ɛn i go rɔn di mil wit sɔd.
  Natasha bin mek i muv kwik kwik wan. Di titi kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm i de ala se:
  - Viktri de wet fɔ di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya.
  Ɛn lɛ wi dɔnawe wit di Chaynish pipul dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Natasha na wan terminator gyal.
  Nɔ tink fɔ stɔp ɔ slo.
  Zoya de pan di ɔfɛnsif. I tan lɛk se in sɔd dɛn de slais mit salad. Di titi de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn se:
  - Wi sev de insay pawa!
  Ɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe dɛn kayn nidul dɛn de bak.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we dɛn trot dɔn chuk, we de ledɔm na bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn.
  Aurora na wan krayzi gyal. Ɛn i de pwɛl ɔlman lɛk se na rɔbɔt we dɛn mek wit aypaplasma.
  I dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl pas wan ɔndrɛd Chaynish pipul dɛn. Bɔt ɔltin de pik ɔp. Ɛn di wɔriman sɛf de ala.
  - A so invincible! Di tin we kol pas ɔl na di wɔl!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn tin de pan di atak.
  Ɛn frɔm in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, wan pis de flay kɔmɔt. Ɛn wan pawaful bɔm bin brok tri ɔndrɛd Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Ɔrora bin siŋ se:
  -Yu nɔ de fred fɔ tek wi land!
  Svetlana tu de pan di ofensiv. Ɛn i nɔ de gi yu wan ɔns fɔ rɛst. Wild terminator gyal pikin.
  Ɛn i de kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn kil di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn bɔku bɔku yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm insay di watawɛl ɛn nia di rod dɛn.
  Di siks pipul dɛn bin go wayl. Na bin wan wayl fɛt.
  Oleg Rybachenko don kam bak fo akshon. Ɛn i de go bifo de wev in tu sɔd dɛn. Ɛn di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ de rul di mil. Dead Chinese de fol.
  Mas fɔ bɔdi dɛn. Wan ol mawnten dɛn we gɛt bɔdi dɛn we gɛt blɔd.
  Di bɔbɔ mɛmba wan wayl strateji. Usay ɔs ɛn pipul dɛnsɛf bin de miks togɛda.
  Oleg Rybachenko de swɛt:
  - Woe frɔm maynd!
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku mɔni go de!
  Ɛn Tɛminatɔ Bɔy insay wan nyu muvmɛnt. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go tek sɔntin ɛn trowe am.
  Di bɔbɔ genius bin de ala se:
  - Masta klas ɛn Adidas!
  Na bin rili kul ɛn kul pɔfɔmɛnshɔn. Ɛn ɔmɔs Chaynish pipul dɛn bin kil? Ɛn dɛn kil di bɔku bɔku yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn we pas ɔl.
  Magarita sɛf de fɛt. I de pwɛl yɔlɔ ami dɛn ɛn i de ala:
  - Big big shɔk rejimɛnt! Wi de drɛb ɔlman insay di kɔfin!
  Ɛn in sɔd dɛn kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Di mas fɔ yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm.
  Di titi bin grɔmbul se:
  - A ivin kul pas panta! Pruv se yu na di bɛst!
  Ɛn wan pis we gɛt pawaful tin we de bɔn go flay kɔmɔt na di titi in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go bit di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn i go tek ɛn pwɛl sɔm pan di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Ɛn na Natasha gɛt pawa. Ɛn i de bit in ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn i nɔ go lɛf ɛnibɔdi dɔŋ.
  Aw many Chinese yu don kil olredi?
  Ɛn in tit dɛn so shap. Ɛn di yay dɛn so safaya. Dis gyal na di men pɔsin we de kil pipul dɛn. Pan ɔl we ɔl in patna dɛn na pipul dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn!
  Natasha ala se:
  - A dɔn mad! Fayn go de fɔ yu!
  Ɛn bak di titi go kil bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn wit sɔd.
  Zoya de muv ɛn i dɔn pwɛl bɔku yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn.
  Ɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe nidul. Ɛni nidul de kil sɔm Chaynish pipul dɛn. Dɛn gyal pikin ya rili fayn.
  Ɔrora go bifo ɛn pwɛl di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn di sem tɛm i nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ ala se:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan di kɔfin!
  Ɛn di titi go tek in tit ɛn pul dɛn!
  Ɛn da kayn rɛd-hɛd de... In ia de flɔt na di briz lɛk proletariat ban.
  Ɛn ɔltin rili kɔmɔt frɔm wamat.
  Svetlana de muv. A don krak plenti skulls. Wan wɔriman we de sho in tit.
  Sho tong we i de tɔk. Ɛn afta dat, i kin spit kɔmɔt na di tiub. Dɔn i ala se:
  - Una man dɛn go dɔn day!
  Ɛn bak, nidul dɛn we de kil de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko de jomp ɛn jomp.
  Wan bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut de pul wan bɔnch nidul ɛn siŋ:
  - Mek wi go hike, opin big akaunt!
  Di yɔŋ man we de fɛt wɔ de du in bɛst.
  I dɔn ol fɔ sɔm ia, bɔt i tan lɛk pikin. Na onli rili strɔng ɛn mɔsul.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Ivin if di gem nɔ fala di lɔ, lɛ wi brok di fraternity!
  Ɛn bak, nidul dɛn we de kil ɛn we de slap bin flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Margarita bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Natin nɔ de we nɔ pɔsibul! A biliv se fridɔm go bigin fɔ shayn!
  Di titi bak trowe wan nidul we de kil pipul dɛn pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Di daknɛs go go! Di ros dɛn we de na May go blo!
  Ɛn jɔs afta di wɔriman trowe wan pis wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, wan tawzin Chaynish pipul dɛn flay na di ays wantɛm wantɛm. Yɛs, di ami fɔ di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya de mɛlt rayt bifo wi yay.
  Natasha we de fɛt wɔ. I de jomp lɛk kobra. I de blo ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn so bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn de day.
  Di titi bin yuz dɛn wit sɔd, ɛn kol grens, ɛn spia. Ɛn nidul dɛn.
  Na da sem tɛm de, i de ala se:
  - A biliv se win go kam!
  Ɛn di glori we di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt go fɛn!
  Di fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe nyu nidul dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin chuk di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn.
  Zoya de insay wayl muvmɛnt. Fɔ go bifo pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Chop dɛn insay smɔl smɔl pat dɛn.
  Di wɔriman de trowe nidul wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Panch tru di wan dɛn we de agens am, dɔn i de ala:
  - Wi komplit win don klos!
  Ɛn i de rɔn wan wayl mil wit sɔd dɛn. Dis na rili gyal we tan lɛk gyal!
  Bɔt di kobra Ɔrora bin go pan di ɔfɛnsif. Dis uman na bad bad drim fɔ ɔlman.
  Ɛn if i on, i min se i de on.
  Afta dat di rɛd-hɛd go tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - A go opin ɔl di skel dɛn! Mi na big big drim!
  Ɛn naw in sɔd dɛn de wok ɛn i de kɔt di mit.
  Svetlana de go bak pan di ɔfɛnsif. Dis gyal pikin nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ stɔp am. As dɛn kɔt am so, bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn kin trowe.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ de ala:
  - Aw i go fayn! Aw gud i go bi - a no am!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan killer pea de flay frɔm am.
  Oleg go kɔt wan ɔndrɛd Chaynish bak, i go swip lɛk mɛtiɔ. Ɛn i go tek bɔm ɛn trowe am.
  I smɔl in saiz, bɔt i de kil...
  Aw dɛn go kɔt am smɔl smɔl.
  Terminator bɔy bin ala se:
  - Di stormy yɔŋ pipul dɛn we de mek mashin dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred!
  Magarita go du dis bak we dɛn de fɛt.
  Ɛn i go kɔt bɔku yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn. Ɛn i kin kɔt big big klia ples dɛn.
  Di titi de ala se:
  - Lambada na wi dans pan di san!
  Ɛn i go hit wit nyu trɛnk.
  Natasha vɛks mɔ pan di ɔfens. Dis na aw i de bit di Chaynish pipul dɛn. I nɔ rili izi fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gri wit dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de.
  Natasha tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Fɔ rɔn insay ples na jenɛral rikɔnsilieshɔn!
  Ɛn di sojaman bin blo da kayn bɔm dɛn de pan di wan dɛn we bin de agens am.
  Ɛn i kin trowe disk dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Na ya a bin de rɔn di mil. Di bɔku bɔku yɔlɔ ami ed dɛn bin rol go.
  I na fayn uman we de fɛt. Bit yusɛf wit dis kayn yɔlɔ armada.
  Zoya de muv, i de krɔs ɔlman. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk siza we de mek pɔsin day.
  Di titi jɔs lɛk pɔsin. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe nidul dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin.
  Hit di wan dɛn we de agens am. Dɛn kin chuk dɛn trot ɛn mek kɔfin.
  Zoya tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - If wata nɔ de na di tap...
  Natasha bin ala wit gladi at se:
  - So na yu fɔlt!
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe sɔntin we de kil pɔsin gud gud wan. Dis na rili gyal we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn.
  Ɛn wan bled go flay frɔm in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go hit bɔku fɛtman dɛn.
  Aurora na di muv. Swift ɛn i spɛshal pan in fayn fayn tin dɛn.
  Wetin i gɛt brayt ia. Dɛn de flɔt lɛk proletariat ban. Dis gyal na rial vixen.
  Ɛn i kin kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn lɛk se dɛn bɔn am wit sɔd na in an.
  Rɛd-hɛd, damn biest!
  Ɔrora tek am ɛn his:
  - I go bi kaw ed - di fɛtman dɛn nɔ go lɔs dɛn maynd!
  Ɛn so i bin krɔs bɔku fɛtman dɛn bak.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Jɔs wetin yu nid! Na big big gyal pikin!
  Magarita, we bin de trowe dagɔ wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Big ɛn kul gyal!
  Ɔrora bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ we go bit ɛnibɔdi te i day!
  Ɛn bak, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i go lans wan tin we go kil pɔsin.
  Svetlana nɔ smɔl pas di wan dɛn we de agens am we i de fɛt. Nɔto gyal bɔt fɔ kam insay faya.
  Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Wetin na blu skay!
  Ɔrora, we i fri di bled wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Wi nɔto sɔpɔta fɔ tif!
  Svetlana, we bin de kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn apat, bin de chirp:
  - Yu nɔ nid nɛf fɔ kil fulman...
  Zoya bin de swɛt, i bin de trowe nidul dɛn wit in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan:
  - Yu go lay to am lɛk krayzi!
  Natasha, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Ɛn du am wit am fɔ wan peni!
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn go tek am ɛn jomp. Dɛn so blɔd ɛn dɛn kol. Jɛnɛral wan, bɔku gladi gladi de insay dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko luk rili stayl insay fɛt.
  Margarita bin siŋ se:
  - Di blow strɔng, bɔt di man intres...
  Di bɔbɔ genius lans sɔntin lɛk ɛlikopta prɔpala wit in fut. I kɔt tu ɔ tri ɔndrɛd ed dɛn frɔm di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Kwik spɔti!
  Ɛn ɔl tu - bɔy ɛn gyal - insay ful opin wok.
  Oleg, we bin de kɔt di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn, bin de grɔmbul:
  - Ɛn big big win go de fɔ wi!
  Magarita bin hiss fɔ ansa se:
  - Wi de kil ɔlman - wit bare fut!
  Di gyal rili na so aktif terminator.
  Natasha bin siŋ pan di ɔfens:
  - Insay wan oli wɔ!
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ lans wan shap bumerang disk. I bin flay insay wan ak ɛn kɔt bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Zoya ad, we i kɔntinyu fɔ pwɛl di wɔl:
  - I go bi wi win!
  Ɛn nyu nidul dɛn bin de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn bin de bit bɔku fɛtman dɛn.
  Di blant gyal bin se:
  - Mek wi checkmate di enemi!
  Ɛn i sho in tɔŋ.
  Ɔrora, we de wev in leg ɛn trowe swastika wit shap ed, gurgled6
  - Imperial flag fɔ go bifo!
  Svetlana bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Glori to di hiro dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn ala wansay, ɛn krɔs di Chaynish pipul dɛn se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi!
  Ɛn naw di disk dɛn de flay frɔm di fɛtman dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di mit dɔn rɔtin.
  Ɛn bak di ala ala:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go win wi!
  Natasha bin flay go na di ays. I bin rip apat in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn gi:
  - Wi na she-wolf, we de rost di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn frɔm in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, wan disk we rili kil go flay kɔmɔt.
  Di titi kin ivin twist wit gladi-at.
  Ɛn afta dat, i kin muf se:
  - Wi il dɛn lɛk faya!
  Yɛs, di gyal pikin dɛn rili sɛxy.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Oh, i dɔn ali, di sikyɔriti de gi am!
  Ɛn i bin wink pan di wɔman dɛn. Dɛn kin laf ɛn sho dɛn tit fɔ ansa.
  Natasha kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Gladi nɔ de na wi wɔl we nɔ gɛt strɛch!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin gri se:
  - Sɔntɛnde ivin fɛt nɔ kin fayn!
  Natasha bin gri se:
  - If yu nɔ gɛt di trɛnk, den yes...
  Bɔt wi we de fɛt wɔ, wi gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɔltɛm!
  Di titi bin trowe nidul pan in ɛnimi wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Sɔjaman kin gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɔltɛm, .
  Ɛn rɛdi fɔ di feat!
  Afta dat, Natasha slash di ɛnimi dɛn bak.
  Zoya na pɔsin we de tif kwik kwik wan. I bin lans wan ol barɛl pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn i kɔt tu-tri tawzin wit wan bɔm.
  Dɔn i swɛt se:
  - Nɔ stɔp, wi il dɛn de spak!
  Ɛn di titi de wɛr tin dɛn fɔ fɛt!
  Ɔrora nɔ wik bak pan fɛt. Dis na aw i de bit di Chaynish pipul dɛn. I tan lɛk se dɛn de nak am kɔmɔt na ship we gɛt chen.
  Ɛn we i de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, i de siŋ se:
  - Tek tɛm, i go fayn,
  Pie go de insay di fɔl!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia kin rili plɔg na fɛt, lɛk jak-in-di-bɔks.
  Bɔt aw Svetlana de fɛt. Ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn kin gɛt am frɔm am.
  Ɛn if i hit, i kin hit.
  Blɔd splash dɛn kin flay kɔmɔt pan am.
  Svetlana bin tɔk bad bad wan we splash mɛtal we de mɛlt skel dɛn bin de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Glori to Russia, rili glori!
  Tanks de rɔsh fɔ go bifo...
  Divishɔn insay rɛd shirt dɛn - .
  Gritin to di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia!
  So di gyal pikin dɛn tek di Chaynish pipul dɛn. So dɛn kin kɔt dɛn ɛn kɔt kɔt dɛn. Nɔto wɔriɔ, bɔt rili panta dɛn we dɔn brok fri frɔm dɛn chen.
  Oleg de na fɛt ɛn i atak di Chaynish pipul dɛn. I de bit dɛn witout sɔri-at ɛn ala se:
  - Wi tan lɛk kaw!
  Magarita, we bin de krɔs di yɔlɔ ami, bin pik:
  - Wi tan lɛk kaw!
  Natasha tek am ɛn ala, i kɔt di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ lay!
  Zoya bin tear di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ, nɔto wit an!
  Ɛn i go tek ɛn fri di sta bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Natasha tek am ɛn swɛt se:
  - Wi TV de pan faya!
  Ɛn wan kil-kil bɔnch nidul dɛn de flay frɔm in leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya, we insɛf bin de krɔs di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin swɛt:
  - Wi padi biznɛs na wan wan!
  Ɛn bak dɛn trowe am so tranga wan dat sɛrkɛl dɛn de blur na ɔl di say dɛn. Dis gyal na klin distrukshɔn fɔ di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Di titi, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, go tek ɛn lans tri bumarang dɛn. Ɛn dis bin mek pipul dɛn bɔn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Afta dat di biuti go isyu:
  - Wi nɔ go gi sɔri-at to di ɛnimi! Wan bɔdi go de!
  Ɛn bak di tin we kil pɔsin de flay kɔmɔt na di il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Aurora bin tɔk bak fayn fayn wan se:
  - Nɔto jɔs wan bɔdi, bɔt bɔku!
  Afta dat, di titi tek am ɛn waka barefut na di wata we gɛt blɔd. Ɛn i kil bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn aw i de ala:
  - Mas fɔ kil pɔsin!
  Ɛn afta dat, i nak di Chaynish jenɛral wit in ed. I go brok in skel ɛn gi am:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl! Yu go go na ɛvin!
  Svetlana, we bin vɛks bad bad wan we i atak am, i de swɛt:
  - Nɔ sɔri-at nɔ go de fɔ yu!
  Ɛn wan duzin nidul dɛn kin flay kɔmɔt na in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw i de pan ɔlman. Ɛn di wɔman kin rili tray fɔ shred ɛn kil.
  Oleg Rybachenko de swɛt:
  - Nays hama!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ kin trowe da kayn kol sta de bak we tan lɛk swastika wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Wan intrikɛt haybrid.
  Ɛn bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay.
  Oleg bin ala se:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ de pan di wayl atak bak. Nɔ, pawa jɔs de sidɔm insay am, ɛn volkeno dɛn de grɔmbul!
  Margarita we de muf. I go rip ɔlman in bɛlɛ.
  Di titi go trowe fifti nidul dɛn wan tɛm wit in fut. Ɛn dɛn bin kil bɔku difrɛn kayn ɛnimi dɛn.
  Magarita bin siŋ pan di we aw i bin gladi:
  - Wan, tu! Fɔ fil bad nɔto prɔblɛm!
  Yu nɔ fɔ ɛva mek yu at pwɛl!
  Kip yu nos ɛn tel ay.
  No se tru tru padi de wit yu ɔltɛm!
  Dis na so agresiv kɔmni. Di titi go thump ɛn ala se:
  - Di Dragon Prɛsidɛnt go bi bɔdi!
  Natasha na jɔs sɔm kayn tɛmnɛta na fɛt. Ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl! Get am kwik kwik wan!
  Ɛn wan grenade bin flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i hit os fɔ di Chaynish pipul dɛn. Ɛn i go blo am apat.
  Na so i bi sojaman! To ɔl di wɔriɔ dɛn - wɔriɔ!
  Zoya tu de pan di ofensiv. Na so wan bitch we vɛks bad bad wan.
  Ɛn i tek am ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Wi Papa na di Wait Gɔd insɛf!
  Ɛn i go hit di Chaynish dɛn wit tripl mil!
  Ɛn Ɔrora bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Ɛn mi Gɔd na blak!
  Fɔ tru, di pɔsin we gɛt rɛd ia na di pɔsin we de sho se pɔsin de ful ɛn i de du bad. Fɔ ɛnimi dɛn, na tru. Ɛn fɔ in padi dɛn i na darling.
  Ɛn aw i go tek am ɛn trowe am wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn bɔku sojaman dɛn bin de we kɔmɔt na di ɛmpaya we de na ɛvin.
  Di rɛd ia ala se:
  - Russia en di blak God de bihain wi!
  Wan wɔriɔ we gɛt rili big pawa fɔ fɛt. Nɔ, i bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu nɔ miks ɔnda wan pan dɛn tin ya.
  Ɔrora bin hiss se:
  - Wi go grind ɔl di trɛtin dɛn to paoda!
  Ɛn i kin wink pan in patna dɛn. Yɛs, dis titi we gɛt faya nɔto jɔs sɔntin we go gi pis. Eksept fɔ di pis we day kin gɛt!
  Svetlana, we i bin de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn, se:
  - Wi go kil yu wit kiyu!
  Aurora bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Wi go kil ɔlman!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di gift fɔ dɔnawe wit am ɔltogɛda de flay bak!
  Oleg bin siŋ fɔ ansa se:
  - I go bi wan kɔmplit banzai!
  Ɔrora, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit in an dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, de kɔt dɛn wit sɔd, ɛn trowe nidul dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin tɔk se:
  - In shot! Fɔ tɔk smɔl!
  Natasha, we bin de pwɛl di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn, bin swɛt se:
  - In shot - banzai!
  En mek wi chop yu oponunent dem wit wild ferocity.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn apat, bin tɔk se:
  - Dis gambit nɔto Chaynish,
  En biliv mi, di debut na Thai!
  Ɛn bak wan shap disk we de kɔt mɛtal bin flay frɔm di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Magarita, we bin de kɔt di wɔman dɛn na di ɛvin ɛmpaya, bin siŋ se:
  - Ɛn udat wi go fɛn na fɛt,
  ɛn udat wi go fɛn na fɛt...
  Wi nɔ go jok wit dat - .
  Wi go tear yu apart!
  Wi go tear yu apart!
  . CHAPTER No. 3.
  Afta yu dɔn bit di Chaynish pipul dɛn, yu kin rɛst smɔl. Bɔt alas, yu nɔ gɛt bɔku tɛm fɔ rilaks.
  Nyu yɔlɔ grup dɛn de kres insay.
  Oleg Rybachenko chop dɛn dɔŋ bak ɛn ala se:
  - Insay oli wɔ, Rɔshian dɛn nɔ de lɔs!
  Magarita kin trowe prɛzɛnt dɛn we kin kil pɔsin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i kin kɔnfɔm se:
  - Dɛn nɔ de ɛva lɔs!
  Oleg bin want fɔ tɔk ɔda tin...
  Bɔt wan witch in spɛl bin de kɛr dɛn go fɔ sɔm tɛm insay ɔda tin.
  Ɛn Ɔleg Raybachenko bin bi payɔnia na wan pan di Jaman kamp dɛn. Ɛn Magarita bin muf wit am.
  Wel, yu no fit fait wit di Chinese ol taim.
  - Glori to di Mama Land! - Payɔnia Oleg Rybachenko bin ripit di kray, ɛn kwayɛt wan bia di blo we dɛn bin bit am na in sholda, pan ɔl we i bin fɔdɔm jɔs pan wan pan di skata dɛn we bin dɔn swel bifo. Ɛn frɔm di sɛkɔn wan, dɛn kɔt am kɔmplit wan - blɔd bigin fɔ kɔmɔt! Magarita bin luk Oleg Rybachenko wit sɔprayz ɛn tɛl tɛnki ɛn aks am sɔntin insay Inglish. Di pikin prodigy Oleg Rybachenko bin tink - i go bi se i bin de aks bak wetin a si na mi drim - synchronicity de? Di bɔbɔ smayl bak to in sista in an ɛn shrug in sholda dɛn, we bin rili wayd fɔ wan tɛn ia ol pikin. I tan lɛk se Magarita bin ɔndastand se Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin jɔs want fɔ sho se i nɔ giv-ɔp ɛn i nɔ bin ɔndastand wetin mek i ala lɛk aw pipul dɛn kin ala lɛk fim we pipul dɛn kin du.
  Ɛn nɔto in nɔmɔ, bɔt dis skinny, klos-krɔp Marat Kazei bak. Bɔt i nɔd fɔ ɛnkɔrej di bɔbɔ we gɛt maynd...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin vɛks wantɛm wantɛm ɛn we i stɔp di pen we bin de na in vɔys, i bin tɔk se:
  - Bravado na ɔltin!
  Magarita bin agens am wit wan wispa se:
  - Nɔ, nɔto bravado! I tan lɛk se yu de se - di wɔd de chuk lɛk bayonet!
  Oleg bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ kil wan fasist pas fɔ kɔs wan ɔndrɛd Krauts!
  Nɔys bin de, di injin dɛn bin de ala ɛn wan din bin de, di ɔsman dɛn frɔm di SS ɛn ɛgzikishɔn dɔktɔ dɛn bin jomp na grɔn, dɛn pul dɛn yon sadul, dɛn bin tan lɛk mutant pas ɔs - animal dɛn. Di prizina dɛn bin sidɔm na di gras - insay wan chen. Dɛn bin de chɛk di shakul dɛn: dɛn bin tay dɛn tayt tayt wan. Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin tu sɔprayz fɔ si di rayt we aw wan pan di juniɔ SS dɔktɔ dɛn bin kam mit am. insay Jaman i se rud wan - bebi praymat, grap - push di payɔnia bɔbɔ wit di tɔ fɔ wan sɔft but insay di shɔl ɔ ivin ay smɔl, along di kidni dɛm. Oleg Rybachenko tens... en den di kul Aurora intavyu. Di dɛbul we gɛt faya (Na dat dɛn bin de kɔl am na di sojaman dɛn bikɔs ɔf in nɔ natura ɛn brayt rɛd ia kɔlɔ ɛn in bia ɛn trɛnk we nɔto uman!) ɛksplen sɔntin we de provok - ɛn dis provok nɔ bin de na Ɔleg. I tan lɛk se di fasist dɔktɔ sɛf bin fil am! Di Nazi bin kik Ɔrora na in mɔsul sholda. I jɔs de gigl. Dɔn di fasist hit wit wan rawnd os, shap wan trowe in fleksibul bak pan di daring gyal. Oleg bin jerked saydways by di shok. Ɔrora sidɔm bak wantɛm wantɛm ɛn sho in an dɛn we dɛn tay wit shakul kwayɛt wan. Di fat prɔfɛsɔ kɔl in kɔleja we smɔl, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i luk dɔŋ. Dɔn i brok wan branch we gɛt dray hɛda ɛn sho am to Ɔleg Raybachenko. I wev am bifo in nos - di bɔbɔ involuntarily recoiled. Di fasist dɔktɔ bak mek lɛk se i tek wan an, shek in ed, ɛn mek sɔm strenj muvmɛnt. I at fɔ ɔndastand, i tan lɛk se SS man de it wit spun...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin vɛks ɛn tɔk insay Jaman se:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛksprɛs yusɛf wit mɔtalman wɔd.
  Fritz hatched: subhuman, sabi di langwej fɔ di masta rays?
  Yɔŋ Rybachenko Jr. bin no se i dɔn betray insɛf fɔ natin, se i dɔn sho sɔntin we bɛtɛ fɔ kip sikrit, bɔt... Di wɔd nɔto sparo - if yu mis am, yu nɔ go kech am. Na tru se di dɔktɔ we fat ɛn we gɛt bɔdi bin tan lɛk se i nɔ bisin bɔt am, ɛn di wɔd bin kɔba di Jaman wɔd we di bɔbɔ bin tɔk. I ripit di jes we i bin dɔn du bifo tɛm bak ɛn sho se i dɔn fold in an.
  Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko ɔndastand - dɛn bin de sɛn am as savant fɔ go tek faya wud...
  A nɔ bin want fɔ mek dɛn bit mi igen afta we a nɔ gri wit prawd. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ mis di chans.
  Wɛl, wetin mek yu fɔ brok di prawd we wan pan di wan dɛn we de oba di ami, ɔ fɔ se, wan man we de kia fɔ di papa? Di tink fɔ rɔnawe, fɔ tru, kam - i kam wantɛm wantɛm as di ebi ebi hankɔ dɛn klik ɔnda di big ki. Pan ɔl we i go mek sɛns fɔ se i nɔ ɛva kɔmɔt de atɔl! Bɔt di smɔl tin we dɛn bin de tink bɔt bin tan lɛk rɔbish we de fred we de rɔn na di edlayt, we nɔ no se infakt, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech am. Ɛn bak - jɔs lɛk aw Oleg Rybachenko kɔmɔt na di pak - di bɔbɔ si se wan werewolf-wɔlf de fala am. Wan pan dɛn strenj tren mutant dɛn we de gayd di kɔlɔn we di SS dɛn briŋ. Na di sem tɛm, nɔbɔdi nɔ de na di kɔnvoy we de luk di say we di bɔbɔ we nɔ wɛr fut de klaym di skree kwik kwik wan. Pan ɔl we Oleg Rybachenko bin fil se i go mɔs bi se na wan kamɛra we ayd de film di we aw i de muv. I amazing aw di Krauts dɔn advans teknik wan. If wi pipul dɛn nɔ ansa wit rɛspɛkt, dat min se i go bad.
  Di rɔk skree bin de pen wit pen fɔ chuk di pikin dɛn fut dɛn we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dray. Di fut dɛn we dɔn brus bad bad wan dɔn bigin fɔ rɔf, bɔt dis kin rili pen we yu step pan shap ston dɛn. Oleg bin de kray kwayɛt wan, i bin de tray nɔ fɔ sho se i de fil pen ɛn nɔ fɔ luk di blɔd we de apia igen. Bɔt afta dat, i bin tan lɛk se tsunami we nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen, dɔn ambɔg am.
  Fɔ fred wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn we i nɔ ebul fɔ ɛksplen, bin mek di payɔnia bɔbɔ nɔ gɛt in yon tink ɛn wetin i want. A bin jɔs want fɔ tɔn to di werewolf(?). Ɔnda di yay we di Nazi wayl animal in yay we nɔ gɛt mɔtalman layf bin de luk am, Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin frɔz ɛn frɔz we i nɔ bin want. Bɔt wantɛm wantɛm, di payɔnia we jɔs mint, bin kɔba am wit wam wam ples, ɛn di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ muf lɛk mashin gɔn we kɔmɔt na faktri. A brok di dray trɔnk dɛm fɔ birch ɛn saypres dɛm we de gro na di kres dɛm, nɔ grin yet afta di winta - bɔku, a nɔ bin ebul fɔ drɛg dɛn. I put am insay wan big bag we transparent ɛn drɛg am go, i nɔ difrɛns di rod we de go na di pak.
  We dɛn bin de travul, Ɔleg Raybachenko bin tray tranga wan fɔ win di bad bad tin dɛn we bin de mek i nɔ gɛt maynd. Na payɔnia, na fayn studɛnt ɔ i nɔ sabi! Bɔt dis wan bin tan lɛk we pɔsin we nɔ sabi swim kin tray fɔ de na di wata. I go kɔmɔt, dɔn i go ɔvawɛl yu bak...
  Di werewolf bin de fala am: wan wan tɛm, i bin de stɔp ɛn snɛf di barefut futprin dɛn we di bɔbɔ bin lɛf.
  Di payɔnia genius bin fil fri frɔm di wef we bin de mek i fred jɔs we i kam bak na di kamp.
  I bin tan lɛk se di vile fasist monsta dɛn nɔ bin ivin luk Oleg Rybachenko. Pan ɔl we infakt wan tu SS man dɛn nɔ bin put dɛn yay dɔŋ. Na wen i put wetin i bring dɔŋ, di sinia dɔktɔ-ɛgzikishɔn, wit wan kwik glans, trowe sɔntin to di bɔbɔ... hey! Oleg bin kam fɔ no mɔ. I grap am wit gridi, i tink se sɔntɛm fɔ wok dɛn go gi am chɔklɛt ɔ sɔntin apat frɔm in rɛshɔn. En hatched - dem lay de, flint en armchair. Di flint bin tɔn to, mɔs bi, kwatz. Ɛn di chia tan lɛk wan pat pan fayl. Di divɛlɔp payɔnia Oleg bin no in tiori aw fɔ yuz ɔl dis ɛn ivin tray am wit intres, jɔs lɛk di Robinsons na Polesie... if nɔto fɔ strenj sikɔstɛms.
  Oleg bin tɔch di dɔti branch dɛn wit in fut, dɔn i tɔch in an ɛn shek in ed.
  "Tinder..." di payɔnia tɔk kwayɛt wan insay Rɔshian, i kɔf wantɛm wantɛm ɛn ripit am. - Yu nid tinder. - Ɛn wit difikulti a nɔ gri fɔ swich to Jaman tɔk. - I nɔ go kech faya.
  Oleg luk dem... I nɔ klia wetin mek di Fritz, we bin gɛt layt ɛn machɛt ɛn sɔntɛm i bin ivin kɛr flamethrower, bin nid dis ol-fashin we fɔ mek faya. Dɛn want fɔ tɛst di sɛns we di payɔnia dɛn gɛt. Dɛn de tek mɛzhɔmɛnt fɔ di we aw pipul dɛn na Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn de tink? Ɔ dɛn de provok bɔbɔ we dɛn kapchɔ natin nɔ impɔtant? Udat go ɔndastand dɛn, i tan lɛk se dɛn tin ya kɔmɔt na ɔda planɛt!
  Di Nazi dɛn bin de luk dɛnsɛf ɛn sho dɛn tit. Di strenj ɛn... ɛn kres tin fɔ Oleg Rybachenko na dat dɛn fes tɔn aut fɔ nɔ vɛks, nɔ kruk, nɔ ivin de provok! I tan lɛk se pipul dɛn we rili want fɔ no mɔ de luk wan strenj animal, lɛk se na bay wilful i pul in glas, bin sho se i rili bisin bɔt am. Nɔto smɔl indipɛndɛns, i so intrestin aw sayɛnsman dɛn de fala di ɛkspiriɛns.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ripit wit wispa, ɛn tray fɔ kɔntrol di gladi gladi we bin de na in vɔys:
  - Everitin get damp durin di winta! I nɔ go wok!
  Mɔ de fɔ mek lɛk se dɛn nɔ ɔndastand dɛnsɛf pas fɔ mek dɛn nɔ ɔndastand dɛnsɛf wit ɔl dɛn at, bɔt bak dɛn nɔ gɛt wamat. Bɔt afta dat, wan pan di yɔŋ man dɛn - nɔto di wan we pul Ɔlɛg in chen - de grɔmbul, tinap, strɛch, ɛn rɔb in bɔt, we dɛn bin dɔn nak pan di sadul, we di ɔda SS man dɛn de laf... Ɔlɛg nɔ bin de tu sapraiz se sohm pan di Jaman pipul dem yus hos fo muv - fiul de shɔt. Although fo som rizin di transpot dem de krawl afta dem? Di ɛnimi Nazi bin briŋ wan bɔks frɔm di sadul dɛn we dɛn fold, we i tek sɔntin frɔm... Di payɔnia bin tink se na kɔtɔn wul, bɔt nɔ. I tan lɛk wan smɔl smɔl trɛd dɛn we nɔ klia. Oleg Rybachenko, tek am na in an, rialize - dray mos.
  Agen, di payɔnia-prodigy bin sɔprayz wetin mek dis na Fritz, ɛn ivin wan dɔktɔ bin de kɛr gras na di plɔg... Sɔntɛm dis mɔs nɔ so simpul?
  Wɛl, stɔp fɔ tink, yu ed de at. Yu fɔ tan lɛk se yu simpul ɛn yu ful pas aw yu de. Oddly enough, di tinder bigin wok kwik kwik wan - Oleg no hit di flint pan di chia, bot skrap smol smol (a rid somwe) - en spak ren dong in a hail. Ɛn i bin dɔn ebul fɔ bil faya (naw i dɔn bil "hut" ɔltɛm) fɔ sɔm ia, bɔku pan in layf. I nɔ tu te, di faya bin de dans wit ɔl in pawa - di birch bin de bɔn fayn fayn wan ɛn i bin wet. Na ya di yɔŋ SS gad dɛn bin gɛt layf ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ drayv mɛtal rayza dɛn na grɔn na di sayd dɛn we di faya de.
  Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko in ed bin de spin, sɔntin we rili kɔstik bin kray insay in nos ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i nɔ bin gɛt kɔnshɛns frɔm di rial tin. Bɔt wan tɛm wan vishɔn bɔt wɔndaful rial tin bin kam oba mi.
  Ivin di pikin in abit chenj, i bin de imajin insɛf as ɔfɛn, wit mama ɛn papa we de alayv. Pantap dat, mama ɛn papa nɔ bin lɛf am - dɛn bin pul dɛn gret gret granpa dɛn rayt fɔ dɛt ɛn sɛn di bɔbɔ na kɔrɛkshɔn ɔ prizin shelta. Nɔ gilti, bɔt bikɔs yu mama ɛn papa gɛt dɛt, den akɔdin to wan kot disishun na diktetɔ, spɛs ɛmpaya, yu na juvenile kriminal.
  Di ples usay dɛn de kia fɔ pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa bin de na wan say usay dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku tin dɛn na di kapital siti ɛn i bin rili tan lɛk prizin. Ba ɛn barɔk dɛn de ɔlsay. Insay wan rial vishɔn, Oleg Rybachenko bin spɛn di nɛt pan wud bɔnk dɛn we dɛn nɔ plan fayn. Ɔda bɔbɔ dɛn bin de nia de, we na mɔtalman ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri. Blanket, matres, ɔ pilo nɔ de we di bɔdi we dɔn taya ɛn we dɛn kin bit bɔku tɛm, de ledɔm pan tik we nɔ gɛt natin. Pantap dat, na nɛt dɛn kin chen dɛn leg fɔ mek dɛn nɔ rɔnawe. Na lɛk wan ɔndrɛd pikin dɛn de na di sɛl, i rili stɔp, dɛn bɔdi de swet, dɛn bit dɛn nia de na di kɔna na di latrin, ivin siuwa nɔ de. Ɛn dis de na di Pawa, we in sta ship dɛn de waka waka na di big big ples dɛn na di galaksi, ɛn we in flag dɛn krawn tɛn tawzin wɔl dɛn we pipul dɛn de liv! Bɔt, di man dɛn kin tray fɔ rilifym dɛnsɛf na strit, wok kin tek dɛn lɛk tu-tɛd pan di de; Dɛn kin tek di wok we at pas ɔl na di wokshɔp, we gɛt dɔti ɛn we kin mek pɔsin taya. I kin mek yu bak ɛn yu an dɛn taya bad bad wan, ɛn yu kin bigin fɔ si di opareshɔn dɛn simpul, bɔt i kin tek bɔku wok ɛn i kin nid fɔ ripit; Mɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt wok, na do na fil ɔ na kɔnstrɔkshɔn sayt. Dɛn kin tray fɔ chenj pikin dɛn na difrɛn wok dɛn so dat dɛn nɔ go taya ɛn gɛt sɔm rilaks. Bɔt di bɔdi stil de at, bɔku bɔy pikin dɛn, na di ɔfɛnij - ɔlmost af pan di pipul dɛn de kray we dɛn de slip.
  Oleg Rybachenko de tos ɛn tɔn wit fred, di chen de ring, di ring dɔn rɔb in leg te i blɔd. Di sayrin de blo, i min fɔ grap ɛn go wok. Di pikin in bɔdi nɔ rɛst yet, ɔda bɔy pikin dɛn - di nekɛd mɔtalman ɛn di fut pikin dɛn na ɔda wɔl dɛn - de tray tranga wan fɔ grap. Di taya we pɔsin kin taya fɔ lɔng tɛm we i dɔn bi slev, kin mek di mɔsul dɛn fil bad. Di chen dɛn, we wan chip we dɛn bil insay de kɔntrol, kin flay kɔmɔt na yu fut ɔtomɛtik wan, dɛn mek dɛn wit wan alɔy we kin te we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ saw. Di ovasia dɛn apia ɛn ala ala we de mek pɔsin fred.
  Dɛn kin kɛr di bɔy pikin dɛn go was, i nɔ go tek bɔku tɛm, di wata we de kɔmɔt na di tank dɛn dɔn rɔsti. Oleg Rybachenko kin was in mɔt ɛn splash am fɔ was di swet. No briz nɔ de insay di sɛl, ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ mek yu slip na rum we de smɛl swet. Afta dat, dɛn kin kɛr dɛn go it brɛf, dɛn kin gɛt fɔ it we dɛn tinap; Dɛn kin it bred ɛn saylɛj, mit dia ɛn i nɔ fayn fɔ pikin dɛn, so dɛn kin lɛk fɔ mɛlt di pastɔ. Bɔt di ɔs nɔ de it bif, bɔt aw i de wok na dat di animal dɛn we de it am, we dɛn dɔn it di mit, kin go slip. Neks to Oleg na in padi Timur. Insay dis vishɔn, ɔ rayt insay ɔda rialiti, dɛn ɔl tu ol twɛlv ia, we na tɔnin pɔynt ej fɔ strɔng bɔy pikin dɛn, we i rili at fɔ kam fɔ gri wit dɛn slev lɔt.
  Timur, we bin de drink nɛt jus insay wan glas we dɛn nɔ was fayn, bin tɔk wit kray se:
  - Ɛn bak fɔ wok na dis wokshɔp! A nɔ want am!
  "A nɔ want fɔ tinap ɛn ripit di sem muvmɛnt tɛn tawzin tɛm." - Oleg Rybachenko ansa, i de shek shek frɔm mɛmori dɛn we nɔ fayn.
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin aks fɔ fil wok! - Timur bin drim luk di skay, usay tri sta dɛn bin de shayn na dis planɛt wan tɛm. - Na patikyula, pul kruk kap ɛn pich. Dɛn kin so te, mɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt gold fin, ɛn ivin if di wodman nɔ luk gridi, yu kin stil pik sɔntin ɛn put am na yu mɔt.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin swɛt bad bad wan:
  "A go lɛk bak jɔs da kayn wok de na di lap fɔ ɔmbul nature." - Ɛn afta dat di payɔnia we gɛt bɔdi bigin fɔ ɛnjɔy mɔ. - Dɛn kin ful di ɔbzhɔveshɔn rɔbɔt bɔku pan di monitarin ikwipmɛnt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tif!
  Brekfas don don, en dem de tek dem go na di waya...
  Pikin dɛn de layn na di parede grɔn, di bɔy pikin dɛn na mɔtalman tray fɔ de togɛda, di alien dɛn de kip di fɔmɛshɔn akɔdin to dɛn ayt. Dɛn sheb dɛn to skwad dɛn akɔdin to dɛn ej ɛn saiz. Bɔy pikin dɛn de we ol frɔm fayv to siksti ia, ɛn yɔŋ wan dɛn we gɛt fut ɛn skel we kɔmɔt na ɔda wɔl dɛn.
  Di onli tin we dem get fo komon na dia klos, or rather di klos to komplit absens of am, jos shorts wit identification nomba fo di boi dem.
  Di ɛmpaya de trit dɛn akɔdin to di prinsipul fɔ swɛt mɔ bɛnifit fɔ insɛf frɔm di wan dɛn we dɛn nɔ de tek as sitizin igen! Bɔt di mɔni we dɛn bin de sev pan ɔltin, pan klos, sus, sɔm bɔy pikin dɛn, ivin insay dɛn fri layf, nɔ bin ɛva no sus.
  Bɔt bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin de bit dɛn wit stik ɛn rɔba strip dɛn na dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn kin sheb dɛn ed, dɛn kin gɛt sawna ɛvri tu wik usay dɛn kin bɔn dɛn. Dɔn dɛn kin sheb am wantɛm wantɛm wit wan blunt klipa nɔto bɔku tin dɔn gɛt tɛm fɔ gro bak. Di bɔbɔ dɛn de mach wit dɛn fut pan shap ston dɛn. If Oleg dɔn yus to dis ɛn in fut we dɔn rɔf nɔ de fil pen, dat min se di smɔl pikin dɛn kin brus dɛn il ɛn dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin te dɛn blɔd.
  Di wan ol gad na alien dɛn we ripresent di rays dɛn we kruk pas ɔl na di yunivas, na di edman fɔ di ɔfɛnij nɔmɔ, di ol Frau Pontoss, de luk wit in kruk, sadistik yay.
  Di tayga-rayno, we de wok lɛk supavaysa, de gi instrɔkshɔn bɔt usay pɔsin go wok tide, ɔ fɔ se i go wok te i nɔ no natin. Oleg, we de put in bon sholda dɛn dɔŋ, de luk di sɛkɔn pat na di yad. Girls de de, frɔm smɔl pikin dɛn to klos to big pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin drɛs lɛk begman dɛn wit ol klos we dɛn mek wit di kɔs kɔs linin. Di fes dray, di yay dɛn tan lɛk big ɛn sɔri. Di shirt shɔt, frɔm ɔnda am skinny bɔt sinewy leg dɛn de si. Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ gɛt fut ɛn, if dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit dɛn, dɛn sheb dɛn ed. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin du dis fɔ mek dɛn shem, fɔ sho bak se dɛn nɔto natin. Bɔt nɔto kriminal dɛn gɛda ya atɔl - ɔnaful pikin dɛn we dɛn dɔn lɛf biɛn.
  Na ya dɛn de anawns se wan grup fɔ bɔy pikin dɛn fɔ go na wan say usay dɛn de siŋ, fɔ wok na di say we dɛn kin taya ɛn we kin mek dɛn taya pas ɔl. Na ya Timur nɔ ebul fɔ tinap ɛn i ala wit pwɛl at:
  - A nɔ want fɔ wok lɛk dat! Send mi na di plantɛshɔn ɔ gadin.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn bin frɔz, dɛn bɔdi we tan ɛn tint bin tɛns.
  I klia se Pɔntɔs bin gladi fɔ di nyu rizin we mek dɛn kil am:
  - Yestade yu bin de biev kwayɛt wan, ɛn a bin de fred se yu famili go lɛf witout ɔbjɛkt lɛsin. Wetin mek dɛn go rɔn di bɔbɔ tru di gauntlet fayv tɛm?
  Gladi gladi bin rɔn tru di row dɛn we di pikin dɛn bin de row.
  - Na dat na di rayt tin. - Di wodan se wit peremptory tone. - Gi di rod dɛn to ɔlman.
  Dɛn bin de bit dɛn wit spɛshal stik dɛn we gɛt tik. Bɔku tɛm, na di bɔbɔ dɛnsɛf bin de pul dɛn na di bush dɛn insay di tɛm dɛn we wok nɔ bin de. Bɔt, na tru se ivin da tɛm de dɛn bin de fos di pikin dɛn, ivin if i nɔ bin yusful fɔ di ɛmpaya, fɔ du di wok, fɔ ɛgzampul, fɔ dig ol fɔ af de ɛn bɛr am fɔ af de.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin luk in pikin dɛn an dɛn finga dɛn bin gɛt sɔri-at;
  Otomatik, di gyal dem dismantle di bars i bin luk laik to Oleg se na instrament fo torture - dem de bon im finga dem, and im leg dem hevi. I nɔ bin want fɔ bit in padi, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens am. I nɔ si natin ɛn i bin de fil pen fɔ nak in big fut pan wan kɔblɛs we bin de ledɔm. I sɔri fɔ no se di filin we a bin de fil bin ɛp mi fɔ gɛda misɛf ɛn di fɔg bifo mi yay klia. Di stɛp bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, pan ɔl we di finga bin tɔn blu.
  Dɛn bin layn dɛn na wan sɛmi sɛklɔ insay wan lɔng layn. Dɛn bin tay Timur wit in an dɛn to di stik dɛn ɛn dɛn bin de twist in sholda dɛn fɔ mek i izi fɔ bit di bɔbɔ we gilti. Di gyal dɛn squint ɛn tray fɔ luk ɔdasay. Na Frau Pontos bin tɛl dɛn fɔ du dat, dɛn bin splash di brin, ɛn sprink blu sɔl pan di bak we skinny bɔt we gɛt sayn. If yu jɔj di we aw di bɔbɔ bin wins, i bigin fɔ bɔn.
  Di edman fɔ di ples usay dɛn de kia fɔ pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt mama ɛn papa bin de bit in lip dɛn:
  - Naw una ɔl go lan lɛsin. Hit harder, enibodi we cheat go doomed to punishment.
  Di ɛlda we bin de ɛp am na dis kes, we na di raynos rat, bin sho in fang dɛn:
  - Wi go dil wit dɛm kwik kwik wan! Di monsta bin de grɔmbul.
  Dɛn bin muf di bɔbɔ bitwin di row dɛn. Di bɔbɔ dɛn es di bar dɛn smɔl smɔl ɛn di fɔs blo dɛn fɔdɔm na Timur in bak. If yu jɔj di skata dɛn we bin de na in bak ɛn in sayd dɛn, dɛn bin dɔn pɔnish di bɔbɔ pas wan tɛm, so i jɔs swɛt ɛn bigin fɔ blo bad bad wan, lɛk ɔl di bɔbɔ dɛn, fɔ tray fɔ stɔp in kray.
  - Hit mɔ ɛn mɔ! - Pɔntɔs bin ala. - Mek i ala.
  Na di smɔl smɔl bɔbɔ dɛn bin de bit di fɔs tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk fɔ mek dɛn fil bad bad wan. Bɔt afta dat, di big bɔbɔ dɛn bigin fɔ bit mi. Dɛn bin kɔt di pikin in bak wit rɛd strɛp dɛn ɛn blɔd bin de drɔp. Di pen we blu sɔl bin de mek i fil bad, mek Timura ala, i ivin fɔdɔm, dɛn drayv wan bod insay di nel dɛn we de dɔŋ ɛn chuk in chɛst.
  - Nɔ nid nɔ de! - Di bɔbɔ bin de ala. - A go wok ɛnisay we yu se.
  - Na tru se yu go du am! - Pɔntɔs ansa. - Bɔt fɔs, na spanking.
  Yestade kɔmrɛd dɛn bin tu gladi ɛn bit dɛn yestede brɔda. Pipul ɛn alien dɛn ɔl tu kin bit wit ikwal ferocity. Di bɔbɔ ala, in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin lɛf futprin we gɛt blɔd. Di raynos rat snap ɛn nak di bɔbɔ pan in leg we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan wit in klɔb. I bin want fɔ mek di bɔbɔ fil mɔ pen. Di blo bin hit di sinewy ankles, ɛn di nɛks wan hit di il. Timur bin de swɛt ɛn sag. Dɔn di pɔsin we de mek i sɔfa bin stɔp wan tik nidul na di bɔdi, ɛn tɔn wata.
  - Rayt! - Pɔntɔs bin tɔk. "Naw i go bɛtɛ fɔ day pas fɔ pas." Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ rɔnawe pan pɔnishmɛnt.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tinap klos to di en of di lain, an e bi laik to am se di blow dem fo wip fol fo am. Timur bin let dɔŋ, di bɔbɔ insɛf bin jɔs de twit, ala ɛn kray. Di rawnd fes bin tɔn krimsin wit pen, i bin distɔrj bay wan grimace fɔ sɔfa.
  We i si Ɔlɛg, i wispa wit pale lip dɛn se:
  - Yu fɔ gɛt sɔri-at!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de shem: i bin frɔz.
  Di raynos rat ala se:
  - Wel, wetin yu worth! Bɔks!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa se:
  - Nɔ a nɔ ebul! Na in na mi padi!
  Di raynos rat bin sho in tit dɛn:
  - Yu want mek di sem tin apin to yu?
  Oleg bin de shek shek ɛn tɔn in blɛsin:
  - Nɔ, bɔt!
  Pɔntɔs bin ambɔg am se:
  - Du! Di bɔbɔ bin sayn in yon day sɛnt. Wetin una worth, muckers? Gi am gud doz ɛn hang am na di rɛk fɔ mek ɔda pipul dɛn admaya am.
  Dɛn push Oleg kɔmɔt na di rank ɛn pul am go na di bɔks. Di bɔbɔ bin tray fɔ tinap tranga wan, bɔt di rayno tayga dɛn bin de dil wit am lɛk kiŋ pikin. Mi an dɛn bin de twist wit pen, mi bon dɛn bin de krach. Dɛn le am na di bod dɛn, di bɔbɔ fil di rɔf we di pɔynt dɛn we nel dɛn we de kɔmɔt na in chɛst ɛn bɛlɛ de rɔf. Dɛn bin de chuk di mɔsul dɛn, di chɛst, di chin, di fɔs pat na di shɔl, di ni dɛn. Mi chɛst bin de skrach te i blɔd.
  - Oh, nɔ du am! - Oleg aks.
  - Nid! - Na so di raynos rat se, so dat ɛgzampul go de fɔ ɔlman.
  Di bɔbɔ fil se dɛn de tɔn brin na in bak, dɔn dɛn de sprink sɔl pan am. I de sting lɛk mɔstad plasta. Oleg wins, in fut dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔs bin smɛl (di las tɛm insay da strenj mɛmori we bin kɔmɔt na dis vishɔn na fɔ wɛr sandal lɛk siks ia so bifo), i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn bigin it wayl wan wantɛm wantɛm. Di raynos rat stik wan nidul insay in bɔt, i chuk rɔf ɛn pen, di wata we de bɔn go insay.
  - Naw yu go fil bad bad wan, ɛn yu nɔ go lɔs kɔnshɛns. - Di monsta krok, grin in fes, i bin fɔ dɔn stɔp ivin di prodyusa fɔ wan ɔra fim!
  - Fɔ wetin? - Di pikin we dɛn put na jel inosɛnt wan bin de kray. - Fɔ Krays in sek, sho sɔri-at.
  Di raynos rat, we de sprɛy pɔyzin saliva, ansa se:
  - A nɔ biliv dɛn fayn fayn stori ya bɔt di gud Jizɔs! Jɛnɛral wan, if Gɔd de, dat min se i wikɛd ɛn i kruk. Ɛn di mɔ bad ɛn sɔfa we yu de mek yu neba, na di mɔ yu go gɛt pawa ɛn gladi at na di nɛks wɔl.
  - Nɔ mek sɛns! - I se, i tɔn pale wit fred, wetin if Gɔd rili na da kayn bɔbɔ de.
  - Yu go si! - Di spawn fɔ di kɔsmik Tartarus bin de gigl. - Bɔt nɔ mek yu op, yu nɔ go day tide.
  Pɔntɔs bin kɔmand wit wan vɔys we de ala se:
  - Get stat! Mek i mɛmba di kis dɛn we di wip kin kis fɔ sote go!
  Di payɔnia prodigy we dɛn bin kech bin shek we i yɛri wan wisɛl we bin de chuk am, dɔn wan strɔng shɔk bin de we mek di skin na in bak bɔs. Di raynos rat dɛn bin bit bad bad wan, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn bin de stɔp dɛn pawa so dat dɛn nɔ go kil. Wan kray kray kɔmɔt na di bɔbɔ in trot, i shek, ɛn kray wata kɔmɔt. We di bɔbɔ dɔn bit in lip te i blɔd, i kɔntrol insɛf. Afta smɔl tɛm, wan ɔda blo bin de, ɛn i shek di wan ol bɔdi. Oleg Rybachenko tek dip briz, di pen, we sɔl ɛn brin bin de mek i fil bad, nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia.
  Pɔntɔs bin ala se:
  - Kɔntinyu!
  Wisɛl ɛn blo bak! I kin kɔt rayt dɔŋ te to di bon. Dɛn bin bɔn di bɔbɔ te i go insay. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de bit mi bɛlɛ. Pan ɔl we i bin de tray tranga wan, sɔm pan di kray kray bin lik kɔmɔt biɛn in lip dɛn we bin tayt tayt wan.
  - Mama!
  I de strayk bak! Along di bak, bitwin di shap sholda blad dɛm, ɛn fɔ dɔn, along di bare il. Di bɔbɔ de ala, i nɔ gɛt di trɛnk igen fɔ kɔntrol insɛf. Di kray de bɔn lɛk volkeno frɔm di trot ɛn wetin tan lɛk di nos. Pontuss gladi fɔ:
  - Naw a si se yu de bit am ɔnɛs wan. Nak am fayn, bɔt nɔ kil am!
  Wit evri blo di pen de kam tranga. Kray wata miks wit blɔd ɛn fɔdɔm pan di trestle bed. Di blɔd strɛp dɛn na in bak kɔnɛkt, jɔyn to wan krimsin mɛs, di bɔbɔ in tint wayt bon dɛn bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na do. Oleg Rybachenko de swɛla, i nɔ gɛt ɛya, di waya dig insay in bɛnd ankles. Bare il de hum frɔm di shɔk, rough calloused skin nɔ de giv wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt droplets of blood stil de apia. Di blo dɛn kin tranga, i kin tan lɛk se laytin kin pas along di nɛv ɛnd dɛn ɔlsay te to di spayna. Di ɔda bɔbɔ dɛn nɔ de tɔk natin, dɛn kɔnshɛns nɔ de alaw dɛn fɔ gri, ɛn fɔ fred se dɛn go tɔn dɛn bak pan dɛn nɔ de alaw dɛn fɔ kɔndɛm. Yu kin si aw dɛn butu di bɔbɔ dɛn ed, bɔt dɛn yay de wach di we aw dɛn de kil dɛn. Dɛn kin want fɔ no mɔ ɛn dɛn kin mek dɛn nerv, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi spank bɔku pan dɛn di sem we ɔ di we we rili sofistikieted. Yu tink se if nɔto mi nɔmɔ, ɛn sɔntɛnde, malis de na yu tinkin: i de ala, bɔt fɔ tru i fɔ dɔn tinap, nɔto wikɛd pɔsin lɛk Ɔlɛg.
  Di bit dɔn ɔlrɛdi de pan bare bon, di bak, sayd, thigh na wund we de kɔntinyu. If nɔto fɔ di stimulant injɛkshɔn, dɛn fɔ dɔn skru di bɔbɔ te i day - i fɔ dɔn day bikɔs ɔf di shɔk we de mek i fil pen. Ɛn so i plɔmp insay sɔntin we wɔs pas Dante"s Inferno. dis na we εvri mכlikul, εvri sεl, εvri vein de satεrayt wit dεm we de fil pen.
  Wan payɔnia we nem Ɔleg Raybachenko bin tray tranga wan fɔ pul in maynd pan di pen we i bin de fil. We i mɛmba in mama ɛn papa, di gladi gladi tɛm we i bin smɔl we i bin smɔl, i bin tan lɛk se i de push go wit in fut, frɔm di rɛd-ɔt bɔbul lava we de sɔfa, bɔt i sok am bak, ɛn kɔba am kpatakpata. So dɛn tek bot tru di si usay pipul dɛn de mek dɛn sɔfa, ɛn dɛn bin de drim se day go sev dɛn frɔm sɔfa. A mɛmba di wɔd dɛn we di Rɛvɛleshɔn fɔ Sɛnt Jɔn rayt. - Ɛn dɛn go want fɔ day, bɔt dɛn nɔ go ebul. Dis na di fate we de wet fɔ sina dɛn we de mek pikin dɛn sɔfa. Di Masta go blɛs dɛn wan ɔndrɛd tɛm, ɛn di pɔnishmɛnt we impɔtant pas ɔl, lɛk aw Jizɔs se insay Matyu in Gɔspɛl, go de sote go. Ɛn sɔm go go na layf we go de sote go, ɔda wan dɛn go sɔfa sote go. Dis at least sɔm kayn we de kɔrej wi, i de wek et fɔ ɛnimi, di want fɔ liv ɛn win. Di bɔbɔ ebul fɔ ala se:
  - Yu go pe fɔ dis, yu go ansa fɔ ɛvri pikin in kray wata we i shed di de we Gɔd go jɔj.
  - Shut yu mɔt, bitch! - Di raynos rat de ala.
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ chok di trut. - Di payɔnia bin pul di briz.
  - Get mɔ!
  Dɛn bit am bak, put ɔl dɛn wamat insay, brok bon, bɔt di pen dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich so dat i jɔs nɔ ebul fɔ strɔng mɔ. Dis na ayɛn we dɛn kin wam te i rich wan patikyula tɛmpracha, dɔn i kin skata.
  Pontuss ɔndastand dis, di ol uman (ɔ rayt, i luk nɔ pas fɔti ia, bɔt in rilitɔs i dɔn pas tu-tri sɛntiwɔd) gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns as ɛksizishɔn:
  - Wel, dat na inof! If nɔto dat, i go day! Wi go trit di prizina smɔl ɛn mek i sɔfa bay we wi de yuz kɔmpyuta. A jɔs gɛt wan program we dɛn kɔl "torture of the Olympians."
  Di raynos rat, we de yawn bay wilful, se:
  -Wea im de go nau? To di infɔmari?
  - Nɔ na di rɛk! - Di wodɛn kɔt ɔf witout apil. Mek i hang as wɔnin to ɔda pipul dɛn. Gi injɛkshɔn nɔmɔ fɔ sɔpɔt di at. Ɛn mek dɛn drɛb Timur tru di layn bak, ɛn mek i gɛt di ɔda blo dɛn frɔm yu. No taim no de fo kriet spektakl. Nid fɔ wok!
  Di fɔrina we gɛt di wip tilt in ed ɛn wig in yes dɛn we gɛt fut:
  - A de obe, mistres. Wɛl, rɔn am bak.
  Timur bin bit wit nyu blow. Dis tɛm, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ agens am. Nɔto smɔl tin nɔ bin want fɔ fɔdɔm na di wan dɛn we dɛn bin de kil. Timur de ala ɛn fɔdɔm. Dɛn kin pik am ɛn bit am bak. Di sɛkɔn siriɔs strayk dɔn ɔlrɛdi de dɔn. Na wan wan bɔy pikin dɛn nɔmɔ bin lɛf. Wan pan dɛn na di wan we ol pas ɔl, i ol lɛk siksti ia so, i gɛt got ia we dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt ɛn yu kin si in mɔstaz. I klia se i de shem, i de slap, bɔt i de du am izi wan, i nɔ izi fɔ tɔch am.
  Frau Pontoss vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Hang dis les yɔŋ man pan rɛk ɛn tay ston na in fut. Mek i sɔfa.
  Dɛn ol di bɔbɔ, i tɛns in skapul mɔsul dɛn, we na di frut we i de wok tranga wan, ɛn ala se:
  - Wel, wetin una de luk, guys, bit dem!
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn kin shek shek, wan rɔm de swip tru di rank, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt di maynd fɔ rɔsh pan di wan dɛn we de mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Dɛn de drɛg di yɔŋ man, ɛni raynos rat at le sɛvin tɛm ebi pas am. No pɔynt nɔ de fɔ fɛt bak. Bɔt afta dat, tin dɛn kin apin na di lɛvul fɔ di wan dɛn we kin chenj di fate fɔ di ɛmpaya. Tu shot dɛn ring aut ɛn di raynos rat dɛn fɔdɔm, dɛn kɔt di bak pan di monsta dɛn, dip krata dɛn opin. Di yɔŋ man fri insɛf ɛn fɔdɔm, bɔt wantɛm wantɛm i jomp ɛn ala se:
  - Yu si, na Gɔd in jɔstis de.
  We di titi we gɛt gold ia, we fiba in sista we nem Magarita, bin tan lɛk enjɛl we kɔmɔt na daknɛs, i ansa se:
  - Mɔ lɛk ivin mɔtalman. No se if yu mek di agrimɛnt wit di Dɛbul, dat nɔ min se yu go gɛt ɛvin na di Wɔl ɛn yu go gɛt wam ples na ɛlfaya. Fɔ abop pan Setan tan lɛk we wi sidɔm na ilɛktrik chia!
  Di sɛkɔn faya faya Ɔrora lawd wan:
  - Wetin de hapun hia na di tins of wan horror movie. Du dis wit pikin dɛn. Get di boi off di rack.
  Oleg Rybachenko shek in ed ɛn... wek. I nɔ bin ledɔm di tɛm we dɛn bin de si di vishɔn, bɔt i bin jɔs tinap wansay...
  Ɛn bɔku tɛm bin pas. Di Nazi dɛn bin stil de mared
  Di we aw dɛn de pripia fɔ it. Bɔt dis bad bad drɔnk we bin apin we di SS dɔktɔ dɛn bin de blo di smok we bin de kɔmɔt na di strenj mɔs nɔ bin tan lɛk se i nɔ shɔt.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tink wantɛm wantɛm wetin mek i nɔ wok pan dɛn Kraut ya. I tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ gɛt filta mask, nɔto so? Ɛn wetin mek dis kayn bad bad drim de insay dis hallucination? Wetin dɛn de du wit am?
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛnsɛf bin de biev lɛk aw dɛn kin biev, dɛn bin ivin kam fɔ bi padi sɔm kayn we, ɛn dɛn bin de sho se sɔntɛm dɛn go it wit wi.
  Dɛn rili pul wan pe we gɛt bɔku bɔku fut frɔm wan kaw we dɛn tif frɔm di pipul dɛn we de na di eria. Dɔn wan Nazi drɛg wan big kɔl, ɛn di sɛkɔn fasist, togɛda wit Ɔlɛg, go fɔ go tek wata. Bak, i bin tan lɛk se i strenj to di payɔnia we bin want fɔ no mɔ se tu lɛda bɔkit dɛn bin de, ɛn ɔdinari mɛtal ɔ wud we bin wɔs. Pantap dat, wan SS man, we insɛf nɔ bin rili kɔmɔn, na in insɛf bin drɛg.
  Di payɔnia nɔ bin rili gɛt kɔnfidɛns pan in fut, di blo dɛn we dɛn bin bit am we dɛn bin de kil am dis bin fil se i tu rial, ɛn Lomonosov in pikin bin gɛs se biɛn dis sɔntin de we pas simpul ɔ ivin nɔto simpul hallucination.
  Wata bin de flɔ wan ɔndrɛd pas frɔm di kamp, wan silva strim bin de shayn wit kristal frɔm ɔnda tu ston dɛn we bin de ɔp di bolkɔn. Oleg Rybachenko bin gridi fɔ put in ed to am. Na naw di bɔbɔ kam fɔ no se dɛn dɔn bek ɔltin we de insay insay ston, ɔ fɔ tɔk mɔ bɔt kol. I gridi ledɔm insay di fayn fayn kol ɛn... gɛt am na in yes.
  Wan pan di SS man dɛn, we bin ayd biɛn wan wɔl we gɛt ston, klik sɔntin na di panɛl fɔ wan kɔmpleks inschrumɛnt ɛn gigl lɛk rat.
  Di fasist bin de blo am witout malis, bɔt wit so pawa dat dɛn trowe Ɔlɛg pan di ston dɛn, i nɔ bin de yɛri igen na in lɛft yes, ɛn dis say na in ed bin rili swɛ.
  Di brut dɔktɔ we wɛr klos ɛn gold chen bin laf ɛn ala se:
  - Bɔksin we dɛn de du! Bɔksin we dɛn de du!
  . CHAPTER No. 4.
  Di payɔnia bɔbɔ jomp ɛn rɔsh pan di yɔŋ SS man. Aim fɔ di gut wit rayt an we de ful pɔsin, ɛn ayd wit kɔni biɛn di lɛft an. I bin stil atɛnd tu-tri bɔksin klas dɛn, bɔt in mɛmori rili. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan blow we de ful pɔsin ɛn wan shap af ɔpakɔt ɛn af sayd lɛft an. Dɔn di bɔdi, di shɔl, di abs, ɛn ivin di ɛkstenshɔn na di leg kin de insay di blo. Ɛn - di impɔtant tin, ɔltɛm bɔksa, we dɛn de fɛt rayt-an, nɔ de ɛkspɛkt fɔ blo wit invɛstmɛnt frɔm di lɛft an. Di sɔprayz factor bin wok, Oleg Rybachenko bin du am! Di yɔŋ man we bin tren gud gud wan na di SS man nɔ bin no se pan ɔl we Ɔlɛg nɔ bin de na di lɛft an, i kin trowe di "gɔn" frɔm in lɛft an. Ɛn i kech wan huk na in jaw. Ɛn kul - di SS sojaman jɔs ebul fɔ tinap pan in fut bikɔs i krash bak insay wan shea ston... Ɛn di wet we wan bɔbɔ we angri bin gɛt af-af nɔ bin inof fɔ briŋ wan sojaman we dɛn dɔn pik dɔŋ Di SS nɔ de tek wikɛd pikin dɛn !
  If Oleg Rybachenko bin bi wan mɔ ɛkspiriɛns fɛtman pan dis muv, i go mɔs bi se i bin fɔ dɔn go fɔ wan siriɔs finish muv. Bɔt di skil nɔto prez, ɛn di bɔdi we wi gɛt nɔto prez.
  Bɔt i bin du gud wok, mɔ we yu tink bɔt se dɛn nɔ bin de praktis di panch we dɛn de tren, ɛn Ɔlɛg Raybachenko insɛf, pan ɔl we i bin rili sabi fɔ du bɔksin, i bin de trit bɔksin wit kol at.
  Naw im ivin rigret se im no don sain op fo di sekshon we koch Faranenko tok - yu go grow op to bi big boi, bot wit di kwik riakshon taim of laytwet. I nɔ go te igen di USSR go tek pat pan di Olimpik Gem - ɛn yu kin fɛt fɔ wan medal wit rɛspɛkt!
  Wetin yu se? Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa dis lɛk dis:
  "A go lɛk fɔ kip mi ed fɔ tin dɛn we yusful fɔ di kɔntri pas fɔ klin misɛf dɛn dimɛ!" Fɔ ɛgzampul, if yu mek trakta we de rɔn pan sawdɔst, ɔ ivin ɔdinari dɔti, den bɔku mɔ
  I go bɛnifit di Fatherland!
  Bɔt naw di bɔbɔ insɛf dɔn lan gud gud wan.
  Dɛn nɔ bin ɛva bit Oleg Rybachenko da kayn we de bifo insay in layf. Di big SS man kwik kwik wan krɔs di ɔganayz resistans fɔ wan tɛn ia ol bɔbɔ, pan ɔl we i lɔng fɔ in ej (we i stil sho ɛn hit saksesful wan tu-tri tɛm) ɛn skilful fɔ hama wit in fist - rayz di man we dɔn fɔdɔm ɛn bit am igen. We Oleg Rybachenko bin stɔp fɔ tinap (Dat min se, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ no natin, dat min se, tin dɛn stil de na yu ed, yu nɔ de na daknɛs, bɔt yu bɔdi nɔ de obe igen. Ɛnibɔdi we fɛt siriɔs wan na di ring go mɔs no aw i tan fɔ de na grog.). Di fasist bin alaw am fɔ fɔdɔm ɛn, i sɔri fɔ no se, i nɔ bin bit di man we dɔn fɔdɔm ivin wan tɛm. Bɔt di dɔktɔ we bin de kil di pɔsin bin ala sɔntin to am insay wan anagram langwej. I ful-ɔp wan bɔkit ɛn tɔn wata pan in fes we bin brok.
  Di filin fɔ wan kichin we de drawn, ɛn di wata we de kɔmɔt na di ays we jɔs mɛlt so kol - jɔs swim insay di winta!
  Oleg shek insɛf, tinap ɛn spit pan in but wit blɔd frɔm in lɛft chɛk, we bin dɔn bɔs frɔm insay. Di SS man nɔ bit am igen - i swɛt wantɛm wantɛm, we i tink bɔt us kayn sojaman dɛn di monsta de sav insay, i sɔprayz, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i sɔri fɔ am, ɛn i bigin fɔ drɔ wata insɛf insay bɔkit dɛn we dɛn mek wit krokodail lɛda (i tan lɛk bak se dis kayn ɛkstravagans nɔ bin izi) ...
  Rybachenko Jr. bin notis dis sikɔstɛms, we gud ɛn bad di sem tɛm. Di gud tin na dat, dɛn nɔ go kil dɛn, at least te dɛn kam wit di ɛkspiriɛns to in lɔjik kɔnklushɔn. Na tru se di finish kin tɔn to rili klos ɛn sɔntɛm fridɔm frɔm sɔfa! Di bad tin na dat, dɛn go de gayd dɛn bad bad wan ɛn fɔ mek pɔsin ebul fɔ rɔnawe, fɔ tru, i fɔ yuz sɛns we gɛt sɛns!
  I nɔ tu te, Oleg Rybachenko bin biliv se fɔ bi gini pig min se i gɛt sɔm bɛnifit dɛn we yu kɔmpia am wit ɔda prizina dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɛr go na wɔ.
  I kam fɔ no se dɛn go gi di wan dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ, ɔt it. Dɛn bin rɛspɛkt am, we min se i dɔn te we di SS gad dɛn bin dɔn it sɔntin frɔm di tin dɛn we dɛn kin put insay tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin jɔs de ledɔm rawnd pan sɔm mat dɛn, dɛn bin de mek nɔys ɔ dɛn bin de slip. Wel, di wulf werewolf dem bin de waka waka - either dem bin de hunt, or dem bin de pan patrol, or dem tu. Bɔt, Ɔlɛg nɔ bin gladi fɔ dis. I ledɔm pan di krɔs bare leg dɛn fɔ Ɔrora ɛn wan ɔda yɔŋ gyal pikin (i nɔ fɔ fɔdɔm na di dɔmp, stil kol grɔn?) ɛn his - Magarita was in fes wit di edj fɔ di selɔ sus we dɛn tek frɔm Ɔlɛg Raybachenko, we sok insay mɛlt wata, ɛn se wit aprɔval:
  - Yu don bi rial man naw. Lɔs wit fist, win wit fulish pipul dɛn!
  Ɔrora bin tɔk se:
  - Yes, a go masaj in fes, di kot go wɛl fast fast.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin smayl tru fos. I nɔ rili bi natura. I bin fil sik te i dans dɛbul dɛn wit plasma sket na dɛn fut. Ɛn di sem tɛm... i bin fil mɔ gladi naw? A bin de fred smɔl fɔ kɔntinyu: naw dɛn go le mi na di ston dɛn ɛn gi mi wan at bit wit wip, ɔ sɔntɛm dɛn go tray am wit faya. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin ivin luk ya, ɛn tɔk bɔt sɔntin insay dɛn bɔd langwej, dɛn bin de tek dɛn turn fɔ test frɔm di kɔl.
  Magarita bin wispa na mi yes se:
  - Na tru, yu big... Bɔt bi mɔ kɔni! We i tan lɛk se di wan dɛn we strɔng wik ɛn di ɔda we!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Na ɔnfɔni, no pɔynt nɔ de fɔ mek lɛk se yu wik, bikɔs na so i bi!
  Wel, dem hit am had fo di hon... Apat from di kot cheek, dem bin de wob tu, no mata se no plenti, di bon dem bin strong - tu tit. Mi rib dɛn bin raw ɛn mi yes dɛn bin de pen.
  Bɔt di kil we dɛn kil am di tɛm we dɛn bin de si di fayn fayn vishɔn bin mek pipul dɛn sɔfa mɔ.
  "Dat na inof, okay," Oleg Rybachenko push Aurora in lɔng finga dɛn wit in nyu shakl an dɛn ɛn sidɔm wit di ed fɔ in selɔ sus. A bin de shek shek. - Nɔ, i bin kol. Ɛn a want fɔ it...
  Aw, afta ɔl, kɔnshɛns de dipen pan fɔ bi - yu go bi Maksis we yu nɔ want. If na yu nɔmɔ go sev!
  Dɛn bin de plop prizin gruel insay aluminiɔm bol dɛn - dɛn bin de transpɔt dɛn insay wan pan di armoured transpɔt dɛn. Bɔt no spun nɔ bin de. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin biliv se di slev dɛn go it di tik tik pɔrit ɛni we. Ɔ dɛn disayd fɔ mek dɛn laf dɛn, bikɔs dɛn spun ya nɔ de so shɔt. Wel... dat na beta!
  Yu bi rial savayj - di bɔbɔ bɔs laf ɛn kɔba in mɔt wantɛm wantɛm so dat i nɔ go gɛt am.
  Di pɔt tɔn aut fɔ bi bɔku wit we dɛn miks wit pal bali - tik, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ gɛt sɔl ɛn, fɔ tru, i nɔ gɛt mit ɔ ɛnitin we fiba am, wɛl, sɔntɛm dɛn ad smɔl fish fɔ mek i gɛt flawa. Na jɔs wan ɔlmost ɛmti miksɔp fɔ tu grens (ɛn dɛn gob am wit smok mit, jɔj bay di smel). Bɔt i bin dɔn te we dɛn bin dɔn mek di payɔnia bɔbɔ in bɛlɛ rich in limit: so dat in angri bin stɔp smɔl, i bin de kam bak we i si pɔrit nɔmɔ, bɔt i bin gɛt triplɛ trɛnk.
  Na tru se i bin bad fɔ it - tu-tri tɛm di ɔt miksɔp bin go insay di chɛk we wund, ɛn di pen bin mek mi yay kray - bɔt wetin na dat?! Ɛn di "brɛslɛt" dɛn kam na di rod, Ɔleg Raybachenko twit in an dɛn, vɛks ɛn trowe spak frɔm in yay rawnd am... ɛn sɔntɛnde i kam fɔ no se frɔm wan pan dɛn jɔk ya in raytan go insay di ring af-af!
  I nɔ biliv - di SS bin skru insay dis kayn primitiv we? If wi bin ebul fɔ pul wulf dɛn we dɛn tren fɔ pɔnish!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin day. Wantɛm wantɛm, i fos insɛf fɔ chew, ɛn kɔba insɛf wit bol. Ɛn wit in raytan i twis am te di stɛl we dɔn at kɔt insay di skin atɔl we i nɔ go ebul fɔ bia.
  Luk laik se no evribodi na di SS so kul!
  Ɛn i kam fɔ no se sɔntɛm i go ebul fɔ pul in an kɔmɔt. Ring we dɛn mek fɔ big an - man ɔ lokal yɔŋ pɔsin, sɔntɛm ivin big bɔbɔ we de wok bɔku. Bɔt fɔ di swet an dɛn fɔ di bɔbɔ we nɔ rich tɛn ia yet we nem Ɔlɛg Raybachenko, di trap bin tɔn to big.
  Di bɔbɔ bin wispa se:
  - Viktri de wet fɔ am! Viktri de wet fɔ am! Di wan dɛn we want fɔ brok di shak! Di granpa dɛn bin win di Kraut dɛn! Wi go kil dem tu laik gem!
  Ɔrora, we bin de luk Oleg Rybachenko wit lɔv, wit wan smol muvmɛnt push in an bak (blɔd bin apia na in an frɔm wan wayd kɔt ɛn abrashɔn). Di sɛkɔn neba da tɛm de bin muf fɔ kɔba wetin de apin. Oleg luk di faya faya dɛbul in yay, i wink. Ɛn i bigin fɔ drɔ in yay dɛn bak pɔynt-blank wit ɛmirald lɛsa, lɛk kobra - we nɔ de stɔp. Dɔn i shek in ed ɛn kwayɛt wan pɔynt to di wulf-wɔlf dɛn. Dɔn, i nɔ stɔp fɔ it, i grap dairekt wit in skarlet lip dɛn frɔm di kɔp we tinap pan in ni we i rayz, i put in an dɛn dɔŋ ɛn bigin fɔ drɔ layn dɛn we de rɔn rawnd we de tɔn to wef na di wet grɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin ɔndastand natin, bɔt wan win siŋ bin dɔn bigin fɔ sawnd na in ed;
  Yɔŋ, swit, klin;
  Kɔntri we Rɛd Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn dɛn de!
  Di san de kɔmɔt fayn fayn wan, .
  Giv wit mi at!
  
  Wi lek dɛn klia, .
  Riva we gɛt krɔs we gɛt big big briz!
  Bɔy pikin dɛn de rɔn rawnd wit bɔl, .
  Una rɔn go ɔp di il togɛda!
  
  Di chɛst de bɔs wit briz, .
  Spring de insay ɛni bled fɔ gras!
  A de tɔn to di Masta
  Mek bad ɛn misfɔstans blo wi!
  
  Na tranga tɛm, .
  Fascism dɔn invayd Rus"!
  Mek wi mek nyu tin fɔ fɛt, .
  Mek kɔmyunizim rul!
  
  Tugɛda wi kin gɛt prɔblɛm ɔltɛm, .
  Wi tan lɛk pɔsin we dɛn dɔn tay wi an!
  Di sojaman dɛn we de rayd ɔs bin de rɔn
  Wɛl, naw na stɛl tank!
  
  Lenin in big big wok, .
  Wi go kɔntinyu lɛk aw i de!
  Stalin di waes genius, .
  Wetin i tich wi fɔ win!
  
  Ɛn fɔ dɔn, a go tɛl yu se, .
  Ɛnibɔdi we pas na in go lɔs!
  A go ɛksprɛs mi tink mɔ prɛsishɔn, .
  Di finale de kam jisnɔ!
  Afta dis kayn san, i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tan lɛk to Ɔleg Raybachenko se di si dɔn dip te i rich in ni! Ɛn di mawnten dɛn rili dip te yu sholda!
  Di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf bin de perk ɛn wispa frɔm yes to yes. Ɔlman bin gɛt op.
  Di pikin we kɔmɔt frɔm Lomonosov ɛn Stenka Razin bin puf in chɛst ɛn afta dat i kray - di damned kɔt bin at.
  Wetin yu go du if yu manej fɔ rɔnawe?! Oleg Rybachenko luk kwik kwik wan na di sayd, lɛk se in tinkin kin (ɛn udat no, if dɛn kin sɛn, glitch, i nɔ no us kayn ikwipmɛnt dɛn gɛt!) kin yɛri di SS gad dɛn.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya wit wan ɛl spak na in yay tɔch di stɛl ring dɛn na di payɔnia bɔbɔ in an ɛn nɔd fɔ gri: dɛn se, yes, wi kin tray! Dis kin klia ivin if wi nɔ tɔk bɔt am ɛn if wi nɔ tɔk wɔd dɛn we nɔ impɔtant.
  Wan wɔman we gɛt ia we gɛt fɔks kɔlɔ bin wispa se:
  - Ivin if wan sev... Sɔmbɔdi go de fɔ tek revaŋg pan!
  Bɔt wantɛm wantɛm, Oleg Rybachenko bin bigin fɔ fred insay in at, lɛk se i dɔn frɔz. Ɛn wan simpul tin we i bin de tink bɔt bin mek i nɔ fred: i go twist in an dɛn. Ɛn afta dat... ɛn afta dat i go nid fɔ ɛp di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn fɔ fri dɛnsɛf. If nɔto dat, i nɔto fayn payɔnia, bɔt udat na?!
  A mɛmba di wɔd dɛn: di lida nɔto di wan we de go bifo insɛf! Ɛn udat de waka ɛn ɛp ɔda pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn udat na dɛn to yu - dɛn kayn fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn de wit brok smɔl leg dɛn we de blɔd. Somtin insaid di yong Leninist ribel - wit di roar of tausin pipul, wan tornado ribel! If i wok, rɔn as fast as yu ebul ɛn...
  Infakt, if yu go rɔn, dat min se ɔda chans nɔ go de. If nɔto dat, na fɔ betray.
  I mit bak fɔs Magarita in yay, ɛn afta dat Ɔrora, we insɛf bin gladi klia wan, bin de lik di bol wit teist. Ɛn i stik in nos kɔmɔt na di bol, i wink.
  - Wi nɔ de ol yu! - Faya dɛbul ad. - If yu kɔmɔt, yu go mɔs kam fɔ ɛp!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin nɔd ɛn ansa se:
  - A de swɛ! Wan ɔnɛs payɔnia, a go kɔntakt di patisin dɛn ɛn dɛn go sev yu!
  Wɛl, na dat wi disayd! Wetin apin nɛks bin bi mɔ prosaic. I bin gud bak se nɔto Oleg bin gɛt fɔ was di bol dɛn - i tan lɛk se dɛn ɔl tu bin de fred fɔ pul am bak ɔ disayd fɔ lɛ di gyal pikin dɛn du di had wok. Na natin, bɔt i fayn na dis sityueshɔn. Di bad tin na dat wi bin gɛt fɔ go bak, ɛn we dɛn fasist ya kin kol. Dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ fɛn ɛnitin we nɔ de chenj ɔ we nɔ de chenj.
  I de kol smɔl, ɛn pan ɔl we di briz dɔn kol, di klawd dɔn go ɔp ɛn kol ren dɔn bigin fɔ kam frɔm dɛn. I tan lɛk se di SS man dɛn naw ivin gladi, pan ɔl we dɛn ɛn dɛn wulf wulf dɛn bin de smɛl wet wet smel.
  Na bin bɔku tin fɔ waka. Dis na di wɔl ya - di spɛshal maykroklaymat na Kraym. Bɔku tɛm, nɔto ren, bɔt insay dis kes wit big big briz.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi slip bɔku ɛn di kol bin mek dɛn gɛt trɛnk.
  Ɛn fɔ sɔm rizin dɛn we Oleg Rybachenko bin want fɔ slip, in yay dɛn bin de trɛtin togɛda.
  Yɛs, da kayn wet de, lɛk se wan ɔndrɛd tan bɔdi de prɛs pan yu ɛn yu nɔ ebul fɔ blo dip dip wan.
  "O, a go sik," Oleg Rybachenko bin tink, as i de muv in leg dɛn bad bad wan, we bigin fɔ stiff bak. - A shɔ se a go sik naw, bɔt wetin den? Di Nazi dɛn nɔ go rili tek aspirin ɔ injɛkt penisilin, ɛn sɔntɛm dɛn go ivin spay ɔni. Ɔ nɔto so? Yu tink se dɛn go kip am fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ du ɛkspiriɛns? Wea wi poor fellows de go naw?!
  Wan tɛm bak, di rial tin bɔt ren ɛn sɔfa bin dɔn, ɛn i bin slip we i de waka. We sɔntɛm na jɔs gud tin na dis sityueshɔn;
  Kɔsmik, insay wan we, na fɛt;
  Di payɔnia dɛn we nem Dmitry ɛn Oleg Rybachenko, as dɛn na bin fayn fayn studɛnt dɛn ɛn dɛn bin gɛt di rayt fɔ ripresent dɛn kɔntri, di USSR, pan padi biznɛs kɔmpitishɔn dɛn we dɛn bin de ɔganayz bitwin pikin dɛn spɔt klab dɛn na di USSR ɛn Jamani. Dɛn stil de tek dɛn tu kɔntri dɛn ya as padi dɛn, ɛn di nyus bɔt wɔ we de kam dɔn stɔp. Fɔ tru, di Jaman sojaman dɛn dɔn tɔn bak frɔm di bɔda, ɛn di Wehrmacht de lid wan fɛt-fɛt we dɛn win na Afrika, ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi win Ijipt, ɛn dɛn jɔs dɔn ripɔt se dɛn dɔn kech Jibraltar. Bikɔs ɔf dis, Stalin insɛf bin kɔle di Fuhrer!
  No wɔd nɔ de fɔ wan delusional vishɔn, bɔt wetin nɔ de apin na di yunivas. Oleg kech insɛf de tink dat - bak inspɛkt bay di atifishal inflɔɛns fɔ sɔm rayt ɔ ɔda tin. Bɔt ɔltin so rial dat no trɛnk nɔ de fɔ stɔp dis obsession.
  So, yu kin flay sef wan go na kɔntri we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ bi padi. Insay di Jamani prɛs dɛn kin tɔk gud tin dɛn nɔmɔ bɔt di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, ɛn dɛn kin ivin tek kɔmyunizim as brɔda ɛn sista dɛn to Nashɔnal Sɔshialism. Pantap dat, wan muvmɛnt we fiba Stakhanovsky bin apia...
  Dmitry ɛn Oleg Rybachenko na bɔksa dɛn frɔm di yɔŋest ej grup, dɛn ol ilevin ia nɔmɔ, we na di lɔwa limit fɔ pefɔm na kɔmpitishɔn dɛn. Bɔt dɛn na rili big bɔy pikin dɛn fɔ dɛn ej, ɛn dɛn nɔ yet insay wan tɛm we dɛn de aksɛleret kwik kwik wan lɛk di ɛnd pan di twɛnti fɔs sɛnti.
  Bɔt Oleg smɔl, i tan, i de insay wan kategori we gɛt layt, bɔt i rili fast. Dmitry big, in bon brayt, ɛn di heroic yɔŋ man kin luk at le fɔtin.
  Bɔy pikin dɛnsɛf kin difrɛn pan dɛn ia kɔlɔ. Olezhek na fayn pɔsin lɛk snobɔl, na natura blant. Dmitry wit brawn ia, brawn ia. Oleg yɔŋ pas am fɔ sɔm mɔnt, ɛn wit in rawnd fes i tan lɛk jɔs pikin, ɛn Dmitry jɔs fayn, i fit fɔ mek dɛn put am pan prɔpaganda posta. Gɛl pikin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de luk am, dɛn nɔ biliv se na jɔs da kayn big bɔbɔ de.
  Bɔt Oleg Rybachenko na pɔsin we sabi bɔku tin pas Dmitry, pan ɔl we dɛn tu bɔbɔ dɛn ya rili smat ɛn dɛn kin gɛt stret A na dɛn gred. Afta ɔl, na Soviet kɔntri, gud atlet dɛn fɔ bi gud studɛnt dɛn.
  Di ɔda man dɛn ol, bɔt dɛn ol to ettin ia, pan ɔl we tu-tri hiro dɛn na gud tu mita lɔng ɛn dɛn we lɛk wan ɔndrɛd we...
  Bɔksa, di bɛst yɔŋ pipul dɛn na di kɔntri... Ɛn di champion dɛn na Jamani ɛn di kɔntri dɛn we i de kɔntrol go fɛt wit dɛn... Na pikin dɛn, fɔ tru, ɔ juniɔ dɛn.
  Dɛn kin flay nɔ-stɔp na di big pasenja plen we de na di Third Reich na di rod we de kɔmɔt na Mɔsko ɛn Bɛlin.
  Bɔksa dɛn kin sidɔm apat, bɔt pipul dɛn de bak we de fɛt, pipul dɛn we de lif wet, pipul dɛn we de ple futbɔl, ɛn pipul dɛn we de swim. Ɔl di juniɔ ɛn fayn fayn kwaliti dɛn. Stalin bin tɛl wi nyu jɛnɛreshɔn we dɛn bɔn ɔnda di Soviet rul, sho in bɛst ɛn nɔ fɔ lɔs fes. Ɛn, fɔ tru, ɔlman rili want fɔ fɛt...
  Dmitry aks Oleg se:
  -Yu don mek taktik plan fo di fait?
  Di payɔnia bɔbɔ bin ansa se:
  - A gɛt wan duzin plan fɔ ɛni ɛnimi... Bɔt a fɔ luk am fɔs, ɛn na afta dat nɔmɔ a fɔ disayd... Wan pɔsin in yon we fɔ du ɛni wan pan dɛn, di smɔl muvmɛnt ɛn di spɛshal tin dɛn, inklud di fisiɔlɔjik strɔkchɔ fɔ di ɛnimi, dikte wan purely individyual taktik.
  Dmitry bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Bɔt a de du am bɔku simpul wan! If a nɔ gɛt taktik, a kin rɔsh pan di ɛnimi, a kin hit mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn brok.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Na smɔl man dɛn nɔmɔ de we yu ej big ɛn we dɔn divɛlɔp lɛk yu. So, di prɛshɔn taktik dɛn kin wok. Yu kin jɔs kɔst along. Bɔt na ya a de, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ a ayt nɔmal, sɔntɛm a pas di avɛrej smɔl, ɛn fɔ bi di champion fɔ di USSR, we na dis kayn big kɔntri, prɛshɔn nɔmɔ nɔ go du. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ win ɛnimi wit brut fɔs i de tren bak, liv wɛlbɔdi layf, it fayn, ɛn stɔdi taktik. Ɛn na ya yu nid fɔ bit am lɛk we yu de ple chɛs. Sɔntɛnde, i kin ivin sakrifays sɔntin fɔ mek i go swɛ.
  Dmitry bin agens am bad bad wan se:
  - Ɛn mi ɛnimi dɛn de tren, ɛn na di fainal, di bɔbɔ bin ivin big ɛn ebi pas mi. Bɔku tin dipen pan aw yu de tren. Sɔm pipul tink se yu kin wok te yu taya fɔ bi Olimpik champion insay tu wiks... Dis na mistek. Afta ɔl, di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na spɔt trenin nɔto so fɔ gi wan supa lod, bɔt fɔ prodyuz wan supa rikavari. Bɔt di rayt sɛt fɔ ɛksesaiz dɛn de we dɛn pik wan wan ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fɔ wɛl afta dat ɛn gɛt trɛnk... Afta dat yu kin du di fɛt insay wan briz, trowe aut insay tri rawnd, ɔ rayt, infakt, bɔku smɔl, . ɔndrɛd ɔndrɛd blo dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Wel, dis na of kos tu tru! spεshal wan, di sikrit fכ brith fayn, εn injεkshכn insay di growth pכynt dεm na di pikin in bכdi... Sכm Know-How de frכm wi guru. Bot a no andastan wai im no de sheri dem wit oda koch dem?
  Dmitry bin tɔk wit wan wispa se:
  - I tɛl mi wit kɔnfidɛns se mi ɛn yu... Nɔto bɔksa nɔmɔ, bɔt fɔs ɛn fɔs sojaman dɛn. Wi stil gɛt sɔntin we spɛshal fɔ du... I rili impɔtant, i impɔtant pasmak ivin pas Olimpik gold!
  Oleg tilt in brayt ed ɛn se:
  - Sɔntin we impɔtant pas ɔl.... Sɔntɛm i tɛl mi dis bak... Dat di fate fɔ mɔtalman kin dipen pan di akshɔn dɛn we tu Soviet payɔnia bɔy dɛn du. Jɔs lɛk fayn fayn stori.
  Dmitry bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Usay fayn fayn stori dɛn kɔmɔt if nɔto frɔm layf? Sɔntɛm dis go rili bi! Pan ɔl we wi nɔto ɔg dɔk pikin, i stil bifo tɛm fɔ kɔl wi Igul.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin chenj di tɔpik we dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt fayn fayn wan:
  - Yu tink se di trɛt fɔ wan Jamani invayshɔn dɔn dɔn pas?
  Dmitry bin shrug in brayt sholda dɛn bikɔs i bin kɔnfyus:
  - Na ya, fo mai opinion, yu bi big speshalis. Na mi yon bihaf, a tink se yu nɔ go ebul fɔ hit wit ɔl yu an ɛn leg wan tɛm, ɛn afta dat bak i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ atak na ɔl di say dɛn. Na tru se if yu muv insay wan jomp...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin laf se:
  - I de saund kwik kwik wan... Bɔt wi nɔ no wetin rili de na Hitler in maynd, bɔt di tɛnsiɔn rili stɔp, ɛn Jamani plen dɛn stɔp fɔ pwɛl wi ɛya spɛs, ɛn di klang we katapila trak dɛn nɔ de yɛri na ɔda kɔntri, dis na tru . Pantap dat, di Fuhrer bin gi sɔm pan di wokman dɛn bak to di mashin dɛn. Dat min se, di Third Reich bin ayd in fangs... Bɔt wi nɔ fɔ rilaks.
  Dmitry pul wan sanwij we dɛn dɔn bek wit fish ɛn spɛshal chiz we nɔ gɛt bɔku fat na in bakpak ɛn gi am to Ɔleg. Afta dat, i tek tu tɛm pas am fɔ insɛf. Dɛn kin gi am:
  - It... Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ tek lɔng briŋ frɔm it ɛn gɛt prɔtin insay yu bɔdi. we di kכnsantreshכn fכ di amino asid dεm na di bכdi dכn, di mכsul dεm de lכs trεnk.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Fɔ bɔdi bilda dɛm, we de wok aut bɔku, dis na kwik fayn tin, bɔt fɔ bɔksa dɛm... Afta ɔl, wi nɔ gɛt ɔl di mit, i de kala di bɔdi, ɛn ivin mɔ so i de inkrisayz di kɔmbat ɛfifishins!
  Dmitry, we tek wan bayt pan di sanwij ɛn ad wan tomato pan am, gri se:
  - Nɔto ɔltin, bɔt... A kin ivin it na nɛt ɔ drink eg wayt so dat di kɔnsɛntreshɔn pan amino asid nɔ go fɔdɔm. Pantap dat, di bɛst tin nɔto chukchuk eg, bɔt na kwayl ɔ ɔstrich eg, wɛl, di las wan dɛn rili nɔ bɔku... Pan ɔl we na Sɛntral Eshia i tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ mɛn ɔstrich...
  Oleg bin jok kwik kwik wan (in tone):
  - vεri valyu protin na di fכnt frog leg dεm. A kin advays yu fɔ tray am!
  Dmitry bin de gigl lɛk bɔbɔ:
  - Yes, bɔt ivin mɔ na ɔysta wit rɛd Indian pepa!
  Bɔt Ɔlɛg tek tɛm tek wan bayt pan di sanwij ɛn bigin fɔ absɔb di pis. Di fish bin rɛd, i bin te, dɛn bin sok am wit ketchup ɛn galik we dɛn dɔn krɔs. I bin pɔsibul fɔ ad smɔl mɔ trɛnk... Lɛk Wini di Pu, fɔ ɛgzampul...
  - Winnie di Pooh de liv fayn na di wɔl! I gɛt wɛf ɛn pikin dɛn, na mug!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Ɔlɛg bin tɔk se:
  - Maybe wi kin sing?
  Dmitry bin tɔk witout bɔku zil se:
  - Yu nɔ tink se i tu ali fɔ siŋ?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin smayl se:
  - Jɔs rayt, mɔ bikɔs wi bin flay oba di bɔda fɔ di USSR!
  Dmitry bin aks in patna se:
  - Siza ɔ pepa?
  Oleg bin wev am fɔ go:
  - Sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ du witout pikin jok. Wi na pipul we gɛt pis, bɔt wi tren we gɛt wɛpɔn bin ebul fɔ aksɛleret to di spid we layt de spid...
  Dmitry bin ambɔg am se:
  - Nɔ! Wi nɔ nid dɛn kayn kindagarten siŋ ya. Mek wi du somtin mo... patriotic!
  Ɔlɛg bin ful-ɔp in lɔng ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ, ɛn i bin de kɔmpoz as i de go. Danka insɛf bin de siŋ fayn fayn wan. Ɔ fɔ tɔk tru, in vɔys bin tan lɛk mashal in trɔmpɛt, ɔ sɔntɛm ivin Jɛriko trɔmpɛt;
  Payɔnia na wɔd we pɔsin kin prawd, .
  Nativ Stalin bin tay di tay.
  No oda we nɔ de pas pati na os, .
  Fɔ mi, kɔmyunis na di bɛst tin!
  
  A bin prɔmis fɔ sav di Fada Land sote go
  So dat di Mama Land go blo fayn fayn wan, .
  So dat ɔlman go bɛtɛ we dɛn de liv, .
  So dat di flay go kol pas igl!
  
  I bin de tɛnda - di wɔ dɔn kam, .
  So, bɔy pikin dɛn, una fil fri fɔ go waka!
  Di Wehrmacht bin stɔp in snot we bin de swɛt, .
  So wi go sɛn am fɔ west!
  
  Dɛn nɔ bin gi di man dɛn rayf, .
  Wan ansa bin de: yu dɔn tu yɔŋ fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm!
  Bɔt stil, dɛn rɔnawe fɔ bi sojaman dɛn, .
  Na bikɔs bayonet rili nid fɔ de!
  
  Klostu to Mɔsko wi bin fɛt na di sno we bin de rɔn, .
  Wi bin rɔn barefut tru di kol...
  Nays payɔnia uman dɛn de rɔn rawnd wit klos - .
  Grenade nɔ de, so nak wit yu fist!
  
  Aw di fasist katas dɛn kruk - .
  Ɔmɔs blɔd yu go ebul fɔ fid dɛn wit?
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn go gɛt fɔ pe di mɔni we dɛn fɔ pe, .
  Di vayl dɛn go tɔn to gem!
  
  Fɔ lanch di rɛshɔn na modest - angri, .
  Di sojaman dɛn fut bin dɔn frɔst...
  Mi na basically jos pikin
  Bɔt di papa dɛn proud fɔ di feat!
  
  Di tank de rɔsh, di Tayga gɛt in mɔt pɔynt, .
  Bɔt di yɔŋ man we bin de fɛt bin swɛt di grenade!
  Ɛn di fasist bastard kam mit wan mayn:
  Na ya di ɔt tɔch bin ɔg am!
  
  Ivin smɔl bɔbɔ go bi jayant, .
  If yu dɔn gɛt maynd!
  Di payɔnia dɛn gɛt wanwɔd as link, .
  Strɔng sol: taytaniɔm na mɛtal!
  
  Di Wehrmacht nɔ bin pas, dɛn bin gɛt am na di fɔrɛst, .
  Di stɛl kɔfin dɛn de drawn!
  Dɛn kayn bɔbɔ dɛn de de na Rɔshia, .
  Jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn we kɔmɔt frɔm di pikin dɛn kin prawd!
  
  Di fɛt bak, dis tɛm na di Vɔlga, .
  Wan payɔnia dɔn bi pɔsin we de stɔp fɔ wok!
  Di Nazi dɛn dɔn lɔk di say dɛn we dɛn de kip bɔdi, .
  Ɛn di shaft fɔ day dɔn brok na di shore!
  
  Wi nɔ go kɔnt ɔmɔs pan wi day, .
  Aw bɔku go day bak - kray wata nɔ de...
  Bɔt dis na di wok we fɛtman dɛn de du;
  Krays go gi layf bak to ɛnibɔdi we fit fɔ gɛt layf bak!
  
  Bi Komsomol mɛmba dɛn na Bɛlin, .
  Na de, i de gi di swɛ fɔ bi pɔsin we de biɛn am!
  Af pan Yurop ɛn di Yuniɔn nɔ gɛt fut, .
  Wi yɔŋ tim bin step away!
  
  Ɛn naw wi go bil nyu wɔl, .
  Ɔlman go bi krieta-demiurge....
  Dɛn go sink insay di ol we gɛt sɔfa ɛn wɔ, .
  Wi nɔ go no wetin frayd min!
  
  Kidnɛs de rul di wan ol wɔl, .
  En den di pen go disappear, biliv mi...
  Wit wi na di bes genius of ol, Stalin, .
  Dɛn dɔn win di animal we Hitler bin gɛt na ɛlfaya!
  
  Wi bin fɛt wit maynd fɔ dis, .
  Ɔna we wi fɔ gɛt sote go...
  Ɛn ɔndastand se di pati impɔtant - .
  Di yunivas go mek yu drim!
  Di plen bin siŋ dis siŋ insay kɔrɛkt. I bin de sawnd so solemn dat pɔsin kin bɔs insay kray wata...
  . CHAPTER No. 5.
  Di vishɔn nɔ bin de igen, ɛn di bɔbɔ we de rayt ɛn we gɛt sɛns bin si insɛf bak na di rial tin we de na wan kɔlɔn we de waka waka.
  Di we aw i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tɔk to ɛnibɔdi we nɔ impɔtant (afta di vishɔn, in tɔŋ bin dɔn stɔp fɔ tɔk!) Ɔleg Raybachenko bin vɛks mɔ. Ɛn sɔm kayn we a nɔ bin ivin no wantɛm se dɛn de kam nia di fɔrɛst. I dɔn - i bin sok, ɛn ɔnda fut, wan rod we dɛn bin dɔn trowe fayn fayn wan bin de, pan ɔl we i wet, bɔt i klia, we dɛn kɔt ya ɛn de wit trays dɛn we gɛt kat, motoka, trak fɔ layt tank, motoka ɛn ivin ɔs fut.
  Di kol dɔti we fiba wikɛd sop, bin tɔn to jɔs lɛk aw i bin slipul, Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin mek mirekul fɔ mek i balans bɔku tɛm, ɛn insay di kɔlɔn tu ɔ tri gyal pikin dɛn bin fɔdɔm ɛn grap kwik kwik wan.
  Magarita insɛf, we bin rili taya, ɛnkɔrej in brɔda in an:
  - I dɔn dak, dɛn go gi yu rɛst jisnɔ!
  Wan ɛn af awa afta di ren bigin fɔ kam, dɛn pas usay dɛn bin de fa fawe, i tan lɛk se na bɔku bɔku il dɛn. We Oleg Rybachenko bin de nia am, i kam fɔ no se dɛn nɔto il dɛn, bɔt na wan wɔl we gɛt mashin-gan tawa dɛn. Wan ol Kraym wɔl we bin de na di ist ɛn wɛst te di yay go si. Na ɔltɛm na di "hil dɛm" grey ston ring dɛm, we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛvul to di grɔn, bin de si - di ruins fɔ wachtawa dɛm. Bitwin tu pan dɛn, di kɔlɔn we dɛn bin kapchɔ bin pas insay di ol, we sɔntɛm na bin get trade.
  Dɔn dɛn kɛr dɛn go bak fɔ slip. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin pul di shaklɔ dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de fid mi. Di gyal pikin dɛn slip bin kɔba dɛn lɛk revɛn in wing;
  Wantɛm wantɛm di tin dɛn we bin de apin bifo di gyal pikin dɛn chenj (ɛn wetin drim dɛn kin mek lɛk se dɛn de du am tumɔs!) ɛn dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf na di si, ɔ fɔ se na di pier we gɛt si-sayd ɛn kol vishɔn.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn go na di pɔt di silhouette fɔ di distroyer nɔ bin de fa, lɛk tu-tri kilomita so, bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i miks wit di ɔrayzin. Na ya fayv kɔkrɔs rat dɛn bin atak dɛn bak. Dɛn tin ya na tin dɛn we rili bad, we gɛt siks leg, so yu go luk dɛn ɛn fil lɛk se yu de vɔmit. Aweva, na tu sɛkɔn tin, blo wit daggers ɛn ɔltin dɔn.
  Di fayn fayn uman we nem Magarita bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Ɛn fɔ mi, lɛk emetik, na lɔv pɔshɔn!
  Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia mek wan wisɛl kɔmɔt na in nos:
  - Bɔt di bihayvya gud - ɛn a gɛt gud kik na di jaw!
  Di tin dɛn we bin de mek pipul dɛn denja mɔ na bin sigul aks dɛn. Dɛn bin ebul fɔ shot wit dɛn mɔt. Dɛn bin trowe di pɔynt ɛn chuk di skin, ɛn injɛkt asid. Dɔn di aks bɔd sidɔm pan di pɔsin we dɔn fɔdɔm ɛn chɛr di mit. Na tru se dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot bɔku pan dɛn. Bɔt 4 animal dɛn we de it animal dɛn we gɛt shap ed pan dɛnsɛf bin tray fɔ atak di skaut dɛn.
  - Na ya dɛn na ɔda pervɛshɔn fɔ nature! - Di faya dɛbul Aurora notis...
  - Ɛnibɔdi we mek dɛn nɔ de ɛva distɔrj ɛnitin! - Insay Margarita in nyu mishɔn, atavistik rilijɔn filin dɛn bin apia bak. Pɔsin in pasɔnaliti kin chenj if sɔm pawa dɛn wek na di sabkɔshɔs. - So di Ɔlmayti Gɔd gladi!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia we wɛr shɔt skit ɛn ia we bin de bɔn mɔ pas pɔsin we de trowe faya nɔ bin gri bak:
  - nכ, dis wans bak de sho di pawaful pawa we di mכtεshכn dεm gεt. Bɔku tin dɛn we tan lɛk dis kin mek pipul dɛn gɛt layf!
  We di gyal pikin dɛn trowe tu chakra dɛn, dɛn kɔt di animal dɛn we de it dɛn, dɔn dɛn kech di disk dɛn we de kam bak to dɛn.
  - Lɛk bumerang, bɔt i de kɔt taytaniɔm! - Di faya dɛbul grin.
  - OK! I nɔ mata wetin dis taytaniɔm kɔt, dis mɛtal wik pas blɔta.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ opin di kraft we de flɔt. Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin aks wantɛm wantɛm wit beg se:
  - Lɛ wi dɔn rayt wan siŋ, Margarita!
  Di blant uman we wayt lɛk sno, we bin de smayl brayt pas di san, aks se:
  - Fɔ briŋ wi gud lak!
  Kul Ɔrora bin blɔk se:
  - Jɔs lɛk! Mek di wan we lɔs kray - di skɔndɛl de jɛlɔs!
  Di Komsomol gyal bin ledɔm bak ɛn siŋ kwayɛt wan, di wɔd dɛn bin de flɔt ɛn de shayn:
  Oracle bitwin di majik ston dɛn, .
  Bɔn frɔm wan big big briz - wan brayt san!
  Wi nɔto di pikin dɛn we de na daknɛs we gɛt fɔlt, .
  Lɛk kɔlɔ we siŋ kin kɔl to rayt!
  
  Na tru se, rɔk kin ambɔg - .
  I de tɔk bɔt trɔbul, sɔri-at, day fɔ wi!
  Ɛn gɔst dɛn we gɛt pale splendor, .
  Shayn lɛk sayn na nɛt!
  
  Bɔt wi nɔ go biliv lay lay tin dɛn
  Rɔshian wɔriɔ - sɔd na an!
  Mek wi sav Jizɔs fetful wan -
  Mek di dɛbul bi di fulman sote go!
  
  No Fadaland nɔ de we strɔng pas dis, .
  Afta ɔl, wi wil tan lɛk mɛtal!
  Waiz Stalin de bifo di atak, .
  "Andryusha" na wan tornado pan Kɔlɔn mɛtal!
  
  Wi go sav Rɔshia oli wan, .
  A bin de drim fɔ gi mi at to am!
  Di sojaman gɛt di bayonet we shap pas ɔl, .
  Ɛn di faya we de na di pɔsin we de anɔys di tɔk dɛn!
  
  Prez to yu, Rus" wit chant, .
  Wi de siŋ im dɛn to am, .
  Rivɛnj go kam to di ɛnimi dɛn - .
  Mek wi deal wit di krawd, biliv mi!
  
  Wi go bil nyu oli wɔl, .
  Gɔd blɛs wi!
  Fɔ gyal pikin dɛn lɔjishɔn ɛn ɔpdet dɛn, .
  Yu go bi kalifa insay shɔt tɛm!
  
  Riwɔd wi wit wan wɔndaful vishɔn - .
  Di Masta in vɔys de kɔl di sɔd!
  Laif go bi shuga jam, .
  Wen yu strong laik KAMAZ!
  
  Di fayn fayn ɔk fɔrɛst dɛn na di mama kɔntri, .
  No usay yu sol go rɛst!
  Yu go gɛt big big si dɛn we gɛt glori, .
  Yu go go insay di Krɛmlin as rula!
  
  Yu na nayt - wan trayb we gɛt jayant dɛn, .
  Di big big si dɛn ɛn di ays we de shayn!
  Sand na di gold dɛzat, .
  Ɛn wit ɛmirald, velvet na fɔrɛst!
  
  Wi kin go wit maynd fɔ fɛt wɔ we gɛt blɔd, .
  At least di Tigers de roar fomidably!
  Di Nazi dɛn dɔn klo dɛn paw, .
  Adɔlf rili luk kul!
  
  Bɔt a bin gɛt mɔstaz na mi fes, .
  Di snot kɔl, di jaw drɔp!
  Ɛn wi pipul dɛn big, dɛn prawd, .
  Sho pawa to di fasist krichɔ!
  
  Naw na tɛm fɔ layt - .
  Di gudnɛs we de na ɛvin dɔn apia...
  Feats de glorify in poems - .
  Di oli Krays dɔn rayz insay di sol!
  Ɔrora klap, i klap in an dɛn so lawd wan dat wan klawd we gɛt flay dɛn rayz:
  - Magarita bin siŋ fayn, bɔt yu nid fɔ siŋ sam na di chɔch kwaya. Ɔl di tin dɛn we pɔsin kin tink bɔt kin stɔp pan wan tɔpik we gɛt fɔ du wit rilijɔn!
  - Wi nid fɔ pe fɔ wi sin. - Na so di machɔ Korshunova se, we bin dɔn fɔdɔm bak insay rilijɔn ɛkstazi. - Ɛnibɔdi we sɛl in sol de kɔntinyu fɔ lɔs ɔltɛm - i de gi di tin we nɔ de day fɔ di pɔsin we de day!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin laf:
  - A si se yusɛf ebul fɔ tɔk fayn fayn wan! Okay, honey, naw wi get wan fun waka bifo wi.
  Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn sidɔm pan wan bot we dɛn kin blo, we reda nɔ kin si ɛn we dɛn peint lɛk mɔt, di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin swim go na di big big bot we de pwɛl tin dɛn. Naw dɛn bin gɛt fɔ du big tin. Insay wan mɔnt we denja bin de, ɔl di riflɛs ɛn riakshɔn dɛn bin kam fɔ bi akyu. Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin de fil sawnd fɔ bɔku kilomita, di wef dɛn we de splash, di sigul dɛn we de ala ɛn ivin di fish dɛn we de yawn. Dɛn yɛri sɔmbɔdi de swim krɔs dɛn! Di Komsomol memba dem rayz dem gon en si wan boi pan air mattress. I pul in mask, ɛn Denis Baranov in fes bin apia. Di zombie ɔfisa, we dɛn bin dɔn kɔndɛm fɔ pe fayn, we insay dis vishɔn, i bin notis se i yɔŋ ɛn i bin fayn pasmak, bin wink pan dɛn.
  Insay wan vɔys we de krak krak krak, i se:
  - Na di big blak Fuhrer bin sɛn mi!
  - Bɔt wi nɔ rayt ɛnitin! - Di gyal pikin dɛn ala wit wanwɔd.
  Mirabela nɔ bin gladi atɔl fɔ di we aw wan kriminal we gɛt at at frɔm dɛn batalyɔn bin tan, bɔt Ɔrora, difrɛn frɔm dat, i bin grin wit satisfayshɔn. Bay di we, i de sɔprayz, bɔt jɔs lɛk aw di prizina lɔs tɛn ɛn af ia ɛn pul di skata, i bin de mek pɔsin fred - i tɔn to kwik fayn man. If dɛn nɔ bin no bifo tɛm, sɔntɛm dɛn nɔ bin fɔ dɔn no Baranov.
  - Ɛn i nɔ nid fɔ de! - Di besotted fɔma prizina ala. - Mi gol na fɔ day! Insay mi nɛks layf a go bi sultan, ɛn na mi harem, wan ɔndrɛd tawzin vajin dɛn go de.
  - At least dil wit wan. If nɔto dat, i nɔ go fayn, jɔs di ɔpɔzit! - I bin stet, tray fɔ tan lɛk se i gɛt mɔ wit pas aw Magarita de.
  Denis bin sɛt mɔt bɔku tɛm dɛn kayn zombie dɛn de nɔ kin tɔk mɔ bɔt. Pan ɔl we dis tɛm na bin motoka we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt.
  - Yu gɛt disɛnt soja ɛkspiriɛns? - Ɔrora aks. Fɔ tru, dɛn bin dɔn go tru di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ ɛn dɛn bin dɔn si dɛnsɛf tumara bambay. Nɔto fayn fɔ tumara bambay lɛk aw di Soviet sayɛns fikshɔn rayta dɛn bin tɔk bɔt, i ful-ɔp bak wit wɔ ɛn, di impɔtant tin, difrɛn tin dɛn we dɔn chenj chenj.
  Na so tin de - magoradiation ɛn non-radiation.
  Magoradiation na redyushɔn we nɔ de kil tin dɛn we gɛt layf, bɔt i de chenj di prɔpati dɛm fɔ di tin dɛm, inklud transfɔmeshɔn, di miks we difrɛn kayn layf de miks - inklud di layf ɛn nɔ gɛt layf.
  כnta-rεdyushכn - we nכ lεk כdinari rεdyushכn - de mek nכto di ayכnayzכn fכ atכm dεm, bכt dεn riarenjmεnt insay mכlikul dεm, εn i de mכst aktv insay DNA εn sεl dεm we de kכri jεnεtik infכmeshכn. Sɔntɛnde, dɛn kin yuz am fɔ mɛn sik, fɔ mek i gɛt nyu bɔdi kwik kwik wan.
  - Na tru! - Baranov bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns. - A bin fɛt bɔku tɛm!
  Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin dawt se:
  - Udat yu kil?
  Di fɔma kriminal bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv Gɔd!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin twis in snot:
  - Aw kam yu bi Rɔshian ɔfisa:
  - Mi na mujahid ɛn mi wok na fɔ pwɛl di infidel dɛn! - Baranov bin ala. - Dis na aw a destined fɔ sote go.
  Ɔrora wispa na Magarita in yes se:
  - Nɔ agyu! I bɛtɛ fɔ mek yu du di wok.
  Wan zombie we bin de pur ɔnda in briz insay Arabik. Dɛn bin de brodkas di las nyuz na di redio.
  - Militants dɔn bi notis mɔ aktif na Chechnya. Speshali, dem bin trai fo faya fo govanment haus. Insai di fait, faiv polisman dem dai and ileven wund, dem de klarify di loss of di militants. Som pipul tok se di foma chiaman fo di Sharia kot get laik wan handred milian dala from foin sponsa dem and im de aktivli luk fo get am bak. Dɛn bin du wan spɛshal ɔpreshɔn na di mawnten dɛn: dɛn bin skata di bandit dɛn.
  Di zombie bin perk op:
  "I nɔ go te igen wi go nak di infidel dɛn so bad dat dɛn go rɔnawe midul wisɛl ɛn provok!" - Na so i bi, a se!
  - Dat na tru in prinsipul! - Ɔrora rilis spak frɔm in yay. - USA na big ɛnimi fɔ Islam. I de rɔtin am wit di ɛp we Holiwud, pɔn nyuspepa, mistik TV siriɔs. Naw wi go gɛt fɔ shot di Yankees smɔl.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn swim go ɔp to di destroyer. Kpɛntin Fɔs Rank Rudɔlf Rigan, we dɔn tek wan sip pan in fav kɔgnak (wɛl, ɔl dɛn Amɛrika pipul ya dɔn drɔnk, nɔto fɔ natin se USA dɔn bi simbul fɔ layf we nɔ gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn rɔtin!), ledɔm na di bed, ledɔm in ed pan di raregal in chɛst. We i bin yɔŋ i bin lɛk gyal pikin dɛn, ɛn afta we Franklin Truman alaw omoseksual pipul dɛn fɔ wok na di ami, i bin ivin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ gɛt rileshɔn wit admiral dɛn. Ɛn sɔm kayn we ivin wit wan 4-sta hiro na di Indian Wɔ. Bɔt ɔnda wan tɛrminatɔ prɛsidɛnt, ɛn wan Muslim na dat, di gud abit dɛn bin bi difrɛn ɛn dɛn bin de swɛt gay pipul dɛn. Afta dis, Rudɔlf Rigan bin disayd fɔ sho se i de it ɔltin bay we i invayt raregal dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, we i bin de kɔt kɔt di uman bɔdi we gɛt sɔri-at, i nɔ bin ɛva stɔp fɔ imajin man dɛn, we gɛt mɔsul, blak, we ebul fɔ gi gladi at we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt.
  Na tru se dɛn na scumbag ɛn pervert afta dat!
  Rudɔlf Rigan bin alaw di raregal fɔ rayd am, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ dischaj insɛf ɛn i bin taya. Nɔ, i nid man kwik kwik wan. Pan ɔl we man dɛn wɔs pas uman pan sɔm we dɛn, dɛn nɔ gɛt inof mɔni - dɛn want fɔ gro pan dɛn wok. Galina bin notis dis - i go yusful fɔ pwɛl di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Sɔviɛt Rɔshia; Amɛrika pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn padi dɛn.
  Di sɛnt dɛn de biev we dɛn nɔ tek tɛm. I kol en dem kin prefer fo wom dem sef wit undiluted wiski. Margarita winced (dis na komplit drɔnk - afta ɔl, di alkol mɔlyul de simboliz di pwɛl pwɛl we di bɔdi de pwɛl, mɔ di uman wan), di Yankees na fulman!
  Wev dɛn bin de shayn na di monita dɛn, ɛn sɔntɛnde, tin dɛn we gɛt layf bin de apia. Wan pan dɛn animal dɛn ya we bin denja na di saw-krab ɛn di sem tɛm na di nɛt shak. Wan animal we rili bad, we denja na grɔn ɛn na di si. Wit in klos wit nidul we de sting, i kin izi fɔ bit pɔsin af ɔ ivin wɔs, pɔyzin am. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin de si, dɛn bin splash dɛn wit riflɛkta, ɛn fɔ di zombie dɛn di tɛmpracha we bin de arawnd bin ivin kol tu-tri digri.
  We Rudɔlf Rigan bin de trowe di raregal, i bin tɔk wit wan vɔys we bin de ala se:
  - Go away, a wan slip. Yɛs, ɛn yu fɔ go na di big bed!
  - As yu want, jɔs pe! - Disheveled whores bin de swɛt.
  - Yu nɔ skil inof, af mower na inof fɔ yu! - Rudolph Reagan ansa, ɛn afta dat wit prɔblɛm i stɔp insɛf fɔ mek i nɔ burp. - As yu want! Bɔt dis na tif.
  - Na us plan? - Di sojaman dɛn prostitut dɛn bin sɔprayz.
  - Yu gɛt gud wok. - Rudɔlf bin de kray. - A bin ɛnjɔy ɛn jɛntri, ɛn a go shek lɛk ɛl! - Di jenɛral rili bigin fɔ shek, in dɛbul chin bin de shek.
  - Yu nɔ go de nekɛd! - Di prostitut ala wit pwɛl at (wetin na shem we dɛn put morals insay!). - A go go luk fɔ ɔda klaynt!
  - Bɔt mɛmba se wi selɔ dɛn na temperamental. - Rudolph Reagan notis wit wan ambiguous threat.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn de nia dɛnsɛf. Di zombie bin ledɔm pan di wɔri Galina, i rɛst in ed pan in sholda. Di ɔfisa we dɔn day prɛs in chɛst to di ia we gɛt sɛnt we tan lɛk silk, ɛn kis di ed in ed. Kol lip dɛn bin de bɔn in ia we nɔ fayn, ɛn di ɔfisa bin de smɛl lɛk bɔdi.
  - Bak ɔf! - Di angri Margarita se menacingly - A fain wan lover tu.
  - A nɔ bin min fɔ ɔfɛnd yu! Yu jos luk laik Guria. - Di kayn bɔdi we gɛt sɛns bigin fɔ his.
  - Wi go fɛt wit mask. Nɔbɔdi nɔ fɔ si se wi na gyal pikin dɛn. - In faya padi Ɔrora pul wan flask wit wan stimulant. A tek wan tu sips. Di flask nɔ rili kleva, dɛn mek am wit akodiɔn, so no briz nɔ bin de insay. So di wata we de gi layf de flɔd insɛf. Di wɔriman ad wan not to insɛf. - As i de ɛmti, i de kɔntrakt: as a rizulta, di wata nɔ de splash, yu kin muv kwayɛt wan.
  Ɔda tin dɛn, ivin di sawnd dɛn we de ya difrɛn, dɛn nɔ gɛt wan minin, lɛk se dɛn nɔ gɛt pawa. Di klia vɔys dɛn we gyal pikin dɛn kin gɛt kin tan lɛk se dɛn de ala. Di wef dɛn tan lɛk blak blankit na daknɛs we sɔntɛnde layt dɛn kin flik, lɛk skwea fish dɛn kin tray fɔ spit sɔntin kɔmɔt biɛn dɛn mɔt. Wan layt silhouette jomp kɔmɔt na di wata ɛn i kɔt am klos to af bay Aurora in bɔrst. Dis fish gɛt shap fins ɛn a nɔ bin want fɔ gɛt bad bad tin pan dɛn.
  No Komsomol gyal pikin nɔ de na di yay, di bot kin chenj in kɔlɔ ɔtomɛtik fɔ mek i mach di si, jɔs lɛk aw di kɔstɔm dɛn de sho chameleon kwaliti dɛn. Di disgiz na pafɛkt. Speshali, yu kin si aw di selɔ dɛn kin kech mutant fish. Dɛn kin du am simpul wan: Fɔs, dɛn kin dip di rɔba, ɛn dɛn kin rɔb am tik tik wit mashin ɔyl ɛn petrol: di smel kin skata fa. Di rat tɔl kin lɛk am, i kin jɔs it kemistri lɛk kɔkrɔs. I de kech, swɛla, de tay pan di huk. Yu rili nɔ ebul fɔ it dis krap. Bɔt di layf bet nɔ bad. Big big fish, we sɔm tɛm dɛn kin saiz lɛk dɔlfin, kin bit am. Sɔm pan dɛn kin it ɛn dɛn kin ivin tek dɛn as fayn it.
  Pɔyzin dɛn de bak, bɔt chɛf dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns kin ebul fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, ɛn dis kin mek dɛn dia mɔ. Na mɔtalman dɛn kin si di ɛmirald kap fish nɔmɔ na di redioaktiv Lek Radikal, as dɛn bin gi am di nem fɔ gri wit Lek Baikal, na naw nɔmɔ i dɔn dɔti. Ɛmirald kap we gɛt yuraniɔm we gɛt smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Ɛn dɛn kayn "glitches" ya nɔ kɔmɔn, brayt in kɔlɔ, yu go si dis ivin insay blɔkbasta. Fishin we rili prɔfit, mɛta-kwasi-lɛtal mutant, ɛmirald ɛn redioaktiv, denja we dɛn it, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin de tray fɔ brid kap we big lɛk katfish na do na di zon, bɔt dɛn day de.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn si dis ɛn es dɛn gɔn dɛn ɔp. Magarita bin tɔn bak wantɛm wantɛm; wan tint swɛt bin de ala na mi yes:
  - Di ship de fo handred mita away.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ ansa wit gladi at:
  "Wi de kontiniu wi rapprochement gud gud wan."
  Ɔrora ɛn Magarita dɛn yay si na dak se i nɔ wɔs pas pusi in yay, ɛn sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ. Pipul dɛn bin de insay di bot smɔl mɔ, na lɛk tati fayv pipul dɛn bin de, ɛn wan pan dɛn na bin mɛsenja fishaman dɛn, ɛn bɔku pan dɛn bin dɔn drɔnk. Di zombie bin tek aim bak pan di pɔsin we bin de fɛt am, di fɔma prizin ɔfisa bin gɛt mashin gɔn wit saylɛns;
  I tek wan kis, kwayɛt wan klik di sef switch, ɛn opin di nɛt monokyula. Prɔfɛshɔnal ɛya bin de bɔt am, mɔ we i bin de pres di rɔba aykɔp na in fes so dat i nɔ go gi di say we i de to di wan dɛn we de wach am wit wan grin shayn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de luk dɛn ɛnimi dɛn tru kɔmpyuta optiks. I bin fiks di target dɛn wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn sɛt dɛn to di maksimam rit we faya de bɔn: wan tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd rawnd fɔ ɛni mayn. Na da sem tɛm de, di gyal pikin dɛn bin sheb di wan dɛn we dɛn bin kil, dɛn bin gɛt fɔ pul tati-fo pipul dɛn wan tɛm; Di kɔmpyuta bin gi advays bɔt aw ɛn udat fɔ shot.
  Di sojaman we bin de wach bin tinap nia di fan na di fɛns, i bin de smok siga, ɛn wan wan tɛm i bin de drink wiski frɔm wan flask.
  - Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn de sav we dɛn nɔ tek tɛm! - Ɔrora notis ɛn ad sarkastik wit pɔyzin na in vɔys. - Dis na di kɔnsɛkshɔn fɔ dɛn rɔtin libal dimokrasi.
  - Wi yon tink bɛtɛ! - Margarita bin mek yu kray kray. - Ɛspɛshali di wan dɛn we dɛn haya na di ami we nɔto Slavik ɔrijin?
  - Nɔ bi fulman fɔ drink sɛf! - Di Komsomol gyal bin de rɔb in nos. - I de it, sɔntɛm na bikɔs ɔf di ren. Ɔ sɔntɛm na wan strɔng blo!
  - A go tek am ɔf! Di ɛnimi fɔ di Tɔd Raych... - Di Zombi-prizina wispa.
  - In jɛnɛral, smok de slo di riakshɔn ɛn blaynd di yay! - Margarita bin se. - Mi sɛf go ban sigrɛt.
  Na di stern fɔ di grand distroyer yu kin si Barter, sɔm twin rapid-fire gɔn dɛn de, di Linkɔn klas - nia dɛn na wan pe fɔ gɔn dɛn de na di sit. Tu ɔda wan dɛn rili want fɔ fishin. Twin "grobodon" na di stabod sayd. Ɛn afta dat, wan Amɛrikin, lɛk blak man, bin de waka waka, de luk sɔntin na in mobayl fon. I tan lɛk se "porn", wan kayn vidio. Jɛnɛral wan, gɔn dɛn denja, if yu shot, dɛn nɔ no if di "armor" go sev di ston dɛn, bɔt bot we dɛn kin blo go mɔs bi fenda.
  - So dɛn bin sheb di gol dɛn. Mek wi kam nia am. - Na so di faya dɛbul se. - Dɛn fɔ si di primitiv kaw dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɔfɛnd.
  - Mek wi snek op laik snek! - Margarita sɔpɔt, i de rɔtin in wes.
  Di zombie bin stil de silent fayn fayn wan.
  As i bin de wach ɔltɛm, Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin notis di bɔw gɔn dɛn wit ɛskort ɛn te naw dɛn sef. Bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn, ebi ebi, sɔntɛm dɛn pawaful pas di PKM. En den di kru, wan boi de visible, most laikli Chinese, wan very tense, ivin nervous sentry. I go bi se na so di nyu pɔsin bin strɛch. Wan ɔfisa de nia de, ɛn i nɔ jɔs de ledɔm na di relin wan redio ɔpreshɔn we gɛt ɛntena dɛn de waka pas am.
  - Mek wi sheb di gol dɛm! - Ɔrora bin gi advays, i bin de ple wit chɛwing gam.
  - A go muf go na di rayt, yu go kapchɔ mɔ teritɔri na di lɛft! - Margarita rɔn di edj fɔ in an akɔdin to in trot.
  Di bot we dɛn kin blo split to tu pat, di gyal pikin dɛn tɔn rawnd.
  - A go swip di mashin gɔn dɛn! - Ɔrora bin flash in tit.
  - Ɛn a na gɔn! - Magarita bin de gigl.
  Di distroya nɔto smɔl ɛn i rili impɔtant fɔ bɔs insay am wantɛm wantɛm, ambɔg am ɛn drɔp insay di kabin dɛn. Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin de fred, di ɛkspiriɛns we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn kil pipul dɛn nɔ bin tu smɔl, bɔt stil dɛn at bigin fɔ bit kwik kwik wan, ɛn dɛn ed bin de mek nɔys bikɔs dɛn bin de pul di blɔd.
  Dɛn kin gi dɛnsɛf kɔmand na dɛn maynd fɔ mek dɛn at pwɛl ɛn du tin wit kol at. Nɔto ɔlman, ivin pɔsin we sabi fɛt ɔ dɔktɔ, kin ebul fɔ du dis, bɔt di puls kin kol. Wan keen yes de pik di tɔk-tɔk, bikɔs nɔto ɔl Yankees dɛn de si, ɛn dɛn fɔ pul dɛn wan tɛm.
  Udat patikyula de na di ɔpa supastrɔkchɔ. I tan lɛk se dɛn kin ple kad de. Ɛn ivin wan fɔstɛm fulman. Aw di wan dɛn we de agens di Yankees fɔ di Sɔviɛt Rɔshia dɔn pwɛl? So yu kin ɔlrɛdi yɛri strɔng Amɛrikan wɔd dɛn. As mɔ as fayv sojaman dɛn, ɛn dɛn go nid fɔ pul dɛnsɛf kɔmɔt.
  - I jɔs tan lɛk se wi gɛt simpul ɔpreshɔn! - Margarita bin notis. - So avɔyd nɔys we nɔ nid, so dat nɔ go gɛt ɛni trɔbul!
  - Wi de insay di rol fɔ di kiŋ fɔ sabotaj Tɛnda Wind! Na naw wi win di Yankees. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tɔk tru, kɔntri we de mek dɛn kayn big big akshɔn fim dɛn de fɔ bi wi padi ɛn tayt padi. - Komsomol mɛmba Aurora kɔl in aybrɔw dɛn insay wan patikyula menasin bɛnd.
  - If a nɔ bin bɔn na USSR, a bin fɔ dɔn lɛk fɔ bɔn na USA. Di sivilizayshɔn na Amɛrika gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlchɔ dɛn frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl! - Magarita, we de tiz pɔsin we dɛn nɔ no, sho in lɔng tɔŋ.
  - Viktri pan strɔng ɔpɔnɛnt kin kɔst mɔ, bɔt yu nɔ go gi am fɔ natin! - Ɔrora bin de grɔmbul.
  - Eksept fɔ di Gret Wɔ agens ghoul ɛn troll, we dɛn frut dɛn bin lɔs. - Margarita bin swɛt bad bad wan.
  - Fɔ sɔm tɛm nɔmɔ! - Di faya dɛbul kɔt ɔf harsh wan.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de tek bɔku risk dɛn. If yu notis dɛn, di ebi ebi mashin gɔn dɛn go bigin fɔ wok wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn kin ivin denja pas gɔn dɛn kin tek tɛm, pan ɔl we nɔto bɔku, fɔ aim. Dɔn bak, di Yankees gɛt kɔmpyuta, ɛn dɛn gɛt tin dɛn fɔ si na nɛt. Aw many shel yu nid fɔ rol dɛn aut glamorously? Dɔn dɛn kin sink dɛn ivin bay blaynd faya, ɔ bay we dɛn tɔn di reda dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl. Ɛn wit spɔtlayt, yu kin si sɔntin we nɔ klia, mɔ di zombie dɛn. Dis man de unmask di Komsomol scouts. Na di tap, wan ɔda man apia, in mɔt pent lɛk blu wan, ɛn i de go to di fishaman dɛn.
  - Wi gɛt prɔblɛm bak! - Kɔnsɔn bin de na Margarita in vɔys.
  - Wi go shot ɔlman wan tɛm! Na fayv sɛkɔn tin fɔ du! - Aurora tek wan sip pan di stimulant. I bin de nud in patna wit in ɛlb. - Yes, drink tu!
  Wan strip we gɛt layt de nia di sayd sɛf, bɔt dis nɔto prɔblɛm.
  Margarita se, ɔ fɔ se, i kɔmand di zombie dɛn:
  - Nɔ shot we yu nɔ gɛt kɔmand.
  - A de obe, madam! - Ansa di "kɔnvikt dɔl".
  Naw ɔl di gol dɛn dɔn kapchɔ ɛn na lɔk dat. Na di "fishman dɛn" a pul wan animal we de shayn wit rubi: wan mirekul pasta fish. Ivin fo bois pok dia ed out of cover, nau ol target dem don kapchur.
  - Na tɛm! Hyper salvo we yu de yuz! - Ɔrora de wispa. - I lɛk fɔ tinap aut.
  Di mashin gɔn dɛn bin de nak di splash we nɔ gɛt nɔys we di wef dɛn bin de splash, ɛn dɛn bin blok dɛn fɔ shot kpatakpata. Twɛnti fayv bulɛt dɛn kin bɔn insay wan sɛkɔn, ɛn fifti fɔ tu. Ɛn fɔti siks pipul dɛn nid fɔ kɔmɔt wan tɛm. Ivin if yu tek tɛm tink bɔt mis ɛn dubbing we nɔ go ɛva apin, tu sɛkɔn na inf fɔ mek yu klin am kɔmplit wan. Na wan tint wisɛl nɔmɔ we bulɛt dɛn bin de muf, ivin di shata dɛn nɔ bin de klik. Di pop dɛn nɔ bin rili notis, na di bɔt nɔmɔ bin de pres di sholda smɔl.
  - Dis na wetin ilɛktromagnet ɛn aksilarayshɔn min! - Di faya dɛbul se wit admireshɔn.
  - Ɛn bak wi abiliti dɛn! - Margarita bin grɔmbul. - Prez to di big wan we mek ɔltin!
  - Nɔto sayɛns we Gɔd gi! - Ɔrora bin agens am.
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin de faya frɔm difrɛn say dɛn, dɛn bin rili ebul fɔ tɔk to dɛnsɛf, ivin we dɛn de fa fawe tru mini-woki-tɔki.
  - Mek nɔbɔdi nɔ pas pas di limit, lɛ wi bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na di bot! - Di Komsomol wɔriɔ bin ɔda.
  I fani se ɔl di parachuta dɛn na tri pipul, tu Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn ɛn wan prizina bɔdi we de alayv. Di gyal renja dɛn kin trowe target designators. Yu kin si se tri ɔda blak pipul dɛn kɔmɔt.
  - Fɔgiv mi, Masta! - Divayt Magarita wispa, sɛn di fɛtman dɛn to wan bɛtɛ wɔl.
  Di zombie onli shot tu pipul we bin de smok nia di sayd en de luk fo distans. Na ya, in jɔnal, sɔntin bin de fɔ admaya, ɛn udat go blem di selɔ dɛn fɔ rilaks na wan pɔt we gɛt padi biznɛs.
  Frɔm di kɔna na in yay, Magarita bin ebul fɔ notis klawd dɛn we gɛt blɔd we de flay kɔmɔt na ɛmti ed dɛn.
  - Di rekkoning de kam! - Di blant tɛrminatɔ se. - Mek wi opin wan akaunt!
  - I luk lɛk se nɔ west wan sɛkɔn! - Aurora bin kɔmand.
  Di sayd fɔ di distroya bin gro wantɛm wantɛm bifo di skaut dɛn. Na bɔdi nɔmɔ de na di dɛk, nɔto di kwayɛt we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm, na wan fish we gɛt sɔl milk nɔmɔ de bit in tel na di sayd.
  Agen fɔ wek na di ples we intrestin pas ɔl. Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn kin grap kwik kwik wan ɛn, we dɛn jomp, rɔn bak. Dɛn nɔ bin ivin gi dɛn brɛf, so dɛn lɛf dɛn angri we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut na di wam san. So rɔn bak ɛn nɔ slo. I tan lɛk se dɛn fɔ wok tranga wan bak...
  Ɔrora bin ɛnkɔrej in padi se:
  - Kip yu nos op, kul Soviet uman! Dɔn wi nɔ go brok ɔnda di tank!
  Margarita bin snap bad bad wan se:
  - Yes, a nɔ bin ivin tink bɔt fɔ brok! - Ɛn we i no di dɛbul minin fɔ dis kayn ɛksplɛshɔn, i ad klarifyeshɔn. - En ivin mo so bend ova!
  Komsomol wɔriɔ dɛn bin ledɔm na di sayd. Fɔ smɔl tɛm, di stɛp bin mek di layt we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dak, nɔ klia. USSR skaut dɛn kin klaym lɛk Spaydaman we de yuz Vɛlkro but. Magarita kin ɛp bak fɔ "balast": i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i pul wan zombie bay di skruf na in nɛk. I gud se dis man nɔto wan pan di big spɛshal wan dɛn. Na ya dɛn de na di dɛk. Wan pan di fɛtman dɛn es in ed, wan Komsomol gyal kɔt am wit wan boomerang disk.
  - Kɔl yusɛf, rɔsh! - I tɛl am.
  Dɛn klaym insay kwik kwik wan ɛn stɔp di bot dɛn togɛda. Naw ɔltin dɔn shɔ! Di wan ol dɛk de ɔnda di gɔn fɔ di fayn fayn pipul dɛn. Na ya tu selɔ dɛn bin stɔp, af sɛkɔn ɛn ol dɛn bin de na dɛn ed, na dɛn nɔmɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ twitch.
  - A gɛt di ɛnimi na gɔn pɔynt! Naw, tek ɔlman dɔŋ kwayɛt wan! - Ɔgɔstin bin kɔmand. - In jenɛral, i tek di wok fɔ bi sɛniɔ kɔmanda, i bin de fred se di tu "kayn" ɛn rilijɔn Magarita go skru sɔntin. Korshunova de tray nɔ fɔ notis dis. Pantap dat, as wan pan di Soviet mashɛl dɛn bin tɔk - tu pipul nɔto skwad, tri nɔto kɔmni!
  Magarita pul in but, ayd am insay in bakpak, ɛn waka barefut na di sayd. Kwik kwik wan, i pul di mashin gɔn we bin de ayd na di sɛl, i bin tan lɛk se i nɔ bin no yet wetin apin; Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn pul dɛn mirekul mashin gɔn dɛn frɔm biɛn dɛn bak, smayl, wan tek aim pan di wan ol pasej, wi nid fɔ klia di wan ol pasej.
  Ɔrora bin rɔn wantɛm wantɛm wit spid we pas di Olimpik sprint. Wan ɔ tu ɛn i de nia di nos kanɔn dɛn. Na lɛk twɛlv fɛtman dɛn de de, af pan dɛn de wach, ɔda wan dɛn de ple kad. Tu uman dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit dɛn de wit dɛn. A kin sɔri fɔ di gyal pikin dɛn, bɔt na so di bita tin kin apin to uman we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin. Peyment na seperet, en disassembly na wholesale. Ɔrora kɔt ɔlman wit shɔt bɔs frɔm wan wɛpɔn we nɔ de tɔk. I nɔ nid kollimatɔ sayt ya, ɛn so iluminɛshɔn de, ɛn di selɔ dɛn nɔ de ɛkspɛkt atak frɔm di riya. Jɛnɛral wan, big big prawd de ple wan rol: udat de fred fɔ atak wan distroya we ful-ɔp wit sojaman ɛn selɔ.
  - Muv lɛk fɔks along di pasej na di rayt! - Ɔrora de babl kwayɛt wan. - Mek di zombie tinap stil, i go onli giv am away wit in Chinese but.
  - Na tru se, a go klin am misɛf. - Ansa dɛn na Margarita.
  Dɛn bin de praktis di gyal pikin dɛn muvmɛnt na bɔku "virtual gems" dɛn bin de tich dɛn fɔ kech ship ɛn tank dɛn, fɛt na labirint, plen dɛn we gɛt big big briz, ɛn plant tin dɛn we de bɔn.
  Yɛs, dis kayn lay lay ɔ tru tru mɛmori frɔm ɔda wɔl de kɔmɔt na dis fayn fayn vishɔn we gɛt fɔ du wit tumara bambay.
  If dɛn want, di intɛlijɛns ɔfisa dɛn kin ful G-2 fɔ briŋ tin dɛn we de bɔn insay di British Praymɛnt Minista in ɔfis, ɛn du bɔku ɔda tin dɛn. So naw Magarita bin muf tru di relin dɛn na di fɛns ɛn kwik kwik wan i tek di pasej dɛn ɔnda faya frɔm wan angul we fayn. Wan tu blak ɛn wan yɔlɔ wan bin kɔmɔt. Magarita bin mek i kam nia am. Fayv ɔda wan dɛn bin apia biɛn dɛn. Dɔn wan shɔt layn bin de we kil ɔlman.
  - Ɔltin go simpul! - I bin ansa. Fɔ sɔm rizin, mi kɔnshɛns bin go dɔŋ, ɛn wan gladi gladi bin kam ɛn a bin want fɔ du mi wok di bɛst we.
  . CHAPTER No. 6.
  Wan Komsomol gyal bin rɔn go insay di tank, ɛn sɛvin ɔda fɛtman dɛn bin de. A pul dɛn afta a dɔn rɔn go na mi nos, bɔt frɔm di ɔda say. Di zombie, pan ɔl we dɛn bin dɔn ɔda am, i nɔ bin tinap wansay, bɔt i waka along di dɛk along di stern, bɔt fɔtunate wan dɛn nɔ bin de si am.
  We i go na di nos, Magarita put 4 ɔda wan dɛn dɔŋ, fɔtunate wan dɛn bin de waka insay wan ɔmbras, ɛn i bin ivin tan lɛk se dɛn de kis.
  - A bin go na di domɔt! - Trowe di blond tɛrminatɔ.
  Ɔrora, we nɔ bin de fa biɛn am, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɛn a bin klin di gɔn dɛn.
  - Yu de kil di Yankees! - Margarita stik out in tong.
  - Ɛn rili ifɛktiv! - Ɔrora pik di sigrɛt bɔt we dɔn drɔp wit di tɔ fɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn trowe am so dat i fɔdɔm dairekt insay di Amɛrikan "igl" in bich.
  - A de muf frɔm di sayd! - Trowe di faya dɛbul laconically.
  Di fayn fayn tin dɛn bin muf go bifo. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Ɔrora kam fes to fes wit wan blak man. I bin want fɔ ala, bɔt di titi kɔba in mɔt wit kis:
  - Kalm dɔŋ, kichin.
  - Yu na mi Divayn! - I se.
  -Yu gɛt gud lip, bɔy, bɔt a nɔ gɛt tɛm. - Di Komsomol gyal bin pres di at nia in nos wit in finga. "Sɔntɛnde a kin rigrɛt se a nɔ bin pik wok fɔ bi tɛnis champion." Mɔni, fame, bɔku fayn fayn man dɛn go de ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go kil pɔsin.
  Di man ledɔm bak ɛn in tong kɔmɔt biɛn in mɔt.
  Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin nil dɔŋ tu-tri tɛm, faya ɔfhand, ɛn pwɛl di nɛks man dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔmand am:
  - Galina, mek wan sɛklɔ ɛn rich na di stern.
  - Na tru se dis na di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl fɔ wi. - Na Mirabela gi am
  Di Komsomol gyal waka barefut tru di senta, finish of som mo militants along di we, in patikula, shi ron along di upper superstructure. Ɛn afta dat, spid bin de na in sayd, tu-tri kray we i nɔ bin de yɛri, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ shot.
  - Ɛn di pikin dɛn se dɛn kin faya kawbɔy kwik kwik wan. I go mɔs bi se dɛn de lay!
  Wan asɔlt rayf (wepan dɛn we de tɔk na drim na tin we kin apin, yu nɔ go ɛva no wetin di sabkɔshɔs ebul fɔ du!) nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp fɔ tɔk se:
  - Yu profeshɔnalism pas fɔ prez.
  - Sɔntɛm yu kin tɔk ɔda tin! - Mirabela step wit in bare fut pan wan drop, flaming layt ɛn wins in pen.
  - Yu na pafɛkt, yu na pafɛkt, .
  frɔm wan smayl to wan say we pɔsin kin du sɔntin we pas fɔ prez am!
  Kɔmit wan bad bad tin to di ɛnimi, wan big savayj, .
  Ɛn briŋ wan shawa we gɛt lid dɔŋ, wit ashis we de bɔn - napalm - Di sayban divays we di mashin gɔn de siŋ saful wan insay di iapik.
  - Yu deftly misinterpret di hit! - Mirabela grin (bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ mɛmba usay i yɛri di siŋ!) ɛn rɔb in il we bin de sɔri pan di rɔf mɛtal.
  Di mashin ansa se:
  - Di program gɛt sɛns fɔ laf. Fɔ mek di spirit fɔ fɛtman dɛn go ɔp!
  - Bifo dis tɛm, fim dɛn bin de kol, so dat di spirit wit trɛnk ɛvride,
  bɔt tɛl mi wetin go mek yu gladi, di pɔn fim "Emmanuelle"! - Mirabela ansa wit laf (Ɛn udat na Ɛmanuɛl, usay dis pikchɔ kɔmɔt na mi ed. Sɔntɛm frɔm di wɔd Ɛmanuɛl?).
  Ɛn insɛf bin laf di jok.
  We dɛn es am ɔp di edj fɔ di fɛns, di titi kech 4 po pipul dɛn we de ple strateji na di kɔnsol.
  - Di tim dɔn kɔmɔt ɔnda kɔntrol ɔltogɛda! I fayn fɔ mek yu las tɛm go gladi!
  Ɔrora kwayɛt wan kam dɔŋ di ramp ɛn tek wan pozishɔn bifo di domɔt fɔ di sɛtin. Wan big big blak man we gɛt wan ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti kilogram, kray kɔmɔt. Wan Komsomol gyal de hov oba am, de rɛst in bɔt pan di sayd wɔl dɛn na di kɔridɔ. Bruiser, we de muf.
  - Fakyu! Wetin mek i kwayɛt so! - Aurora - hit am pan di tɛmpul wit di bɔt. Dɔn i kin pik di bɔdi, ɛn alaw am fɔ fɔdɔm saful wan.
  - Bikɔs lɔv dɔn kam to yu! - I de ansa.
  Di Komsomol gyal nɔ disapɔynt ya sɛf, i kam insay lɛk di briz, wan layn, de kɔt tu duzin dɔŋ, af pan dɛn bin de slip. Di strɔng smel we rɔm bin de smɛl bin sho se di Yankees gɛt sɔntin fɔ sɛlibret.
  Di drim de ambɔg, wan sayrin de blo wit smɔl timbre. Dɛn kin wek di gyal pikin dɛn bay we dɛn de nak dɛn leg wit rɔba wip ɛn fos dɛn fɔ layn.
  Dɛn es dɛn ɔp ɛn tay dɛn bak, ɛn push dɛn mɔ.
  Bɔt bifo dat, dɛn bin gi mi sɔntin fɔ it. Agen, porridge miks wit fish we nɔ rili fresh. Bɔt dis wan ivin gɛt sɔl pas aw i kin bi. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin de trowe tin dɛn we dɛn kin put insay tin dɛn we dɔn ol ɛn we dɔn pas frɔm midul di trɔfi dɛn insay di pal bali. Ɛn dɛn bin de ad sɔl to di fish fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt di sik. Di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn kech nɔ dɔn lɔs dɛn valyu yet fɔ di Nazi dɛn!
  Oleg Rybachenko de hobbul wit dɛn. Pan ɔl we i tan lɛk se tɛm de fɔ slip ɛn ivin mɔ, trɛnk nɔ de. Di drim bin dɔn mek di bɔbɔ taya tumɔs.
  So i de waka lɛk dis ɛn fil lɛk se di mɛmori dɛm fɔ di frut dɛm fɔ strenj hallucinations we Hitler in ɛkspiriɛns pipul dɛm bin put insay am de tap pan in ed;
  Na ya i si Dmitry na drim. I tan lɛk di tint, lɔng bɔbɔ we dɛn bin tay wit dɛn, bɔt i lɔng ɛn gɛt mɔ mɔsul. Bɔt, di fes ɛn di nem fiba. Dɔn bak, na strenj tin we apin. Ɛn dis bɔbɔ bin gɛt tu-tri izi fɛt dɛn, wit di bɔy dɛn tim we kɔmɔt na Slɔvenia, ɛn afta dat na Romɛnia. Dɛn tu fɛt dɛn ya na kwik knockouts, ɛn insay di fɔs minit! Di tɔd fɛt bin tɔn to mɔ tranga. Di slim Italiyan bin gɛt fayn fayn difens ɛn i bin ebul fɔ muv na in fut. I nɔ bin alaw fɔ mek dɛn knock am aut wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i bin rɔnawe fayn fayn wan. Dmitry in oponunent finish di fes raun fo im fut...
  Dɔn di bɔbɔ we bin de na di sɛkɔn rawnd, we nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to di pɔsibiliti fɔ rɔn go mit wan had ɛnimi insɛf, jɔs rɔn pan di ɛnimi, ɛn trowe blo wit in tu an. Ɛn i bin gɛt wan kɔrɛkt ɛn kwik dairekt blow to am, rayt na di say we in chin de.
  Na di fɔs tɛm dis we di yɔŋ bɔksa bin shek, bɔt dis bin jɔs mek Dmitry vɛks. I jomp lɛk tayga ɛn kech in ɛnimi wit in rayt.
  Di kɔmpin stag ɛn fɔdɔm na in ni... Di rɛfri kɔnt di knockdown ɛn gi di signal:
  - Bɔksin we dɛn de du!
  Di Italian bin luk laik se im don los im mobiliti and afta wan rapid tu-tu im fol fo di temple and cheekbone, wit im an dem we im stret so oplesli se di refri no ivin kaunt, bot im stop di fait kwik-kwik. Di stand dɛn we bin ful-ɔp wit skul pikin dɛn mɔ, bin de wispa ɛn ala. Bɔt, SS ɔfisa dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn bin de bak pan di ɔdiɛns. Dɛn bigin fɔ pɔmp di bɔbɔ we dɛn dɔn win, di gyal masaj in chɛst ɛn miks in nɛk...
  Dmitry bin ivin fred se:
  - Nɔto a kil am?
  Bɔt afta wan minit we dɛn bin de yuz trɛnk fɔ mek di yɔŋ bɔksa in fes tɔn pink, ɛn i opin in yay. I bin de muf sɔntin kwayɛt wan. Dmitry ɛp am fɔ grap ɛn di bɔbɔ ɔg am fayn fayn wan.
  Oleg Rybachenko, in turn, boks gud gud wan, di fait dem bi amateur, fo tri minit raun.... Di boi dispatch im fes tu oponunent fo di nomba tri and foth raun. A bin gɛt fɔ tink wit di tɔd wan... Ɛn pan ɔl we Oleg Rybachenko, we de sho se i sabi difens fayn fayn wan, bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ lid pan poɛnt, dɛn bin dɔn schedul fɔ mek fayv raun bak.
  We dɛn nekɛd te dɛn wes, di bɔbɔ dɛn bɔdi we tan lɛk tan bin de shayn wit swet, dɛn mɔsul dɛn bin de shek shek, ɛn dɛn vein ɛn vein dɛn bin de shap mɔ. Di ɔpɔnɛnt Oleg Rybachenko rɔsh fɔ go bifo, i op se if i aktif, dɛn go gi am dis raun. Bɔt di brayt payɔnia bin notis se in kɔmpin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi taya, ɛn di we aw i bin de biev bin dɔn slo. Wan swift sayd kik bin fala to di lɛft say na di chin ɛn trafik we bin de kam. Di yong oponunent giv way and fol fo front... I luk laik se na knockout, bikos im no get op fo di kaunt of ten.
  Afta dat, brek bin de, tri fɛt insay wan de akɔdin to di kɔp sistɛm na bɔku!
  Dmitry bin notis wit sɔm sarkasm:
  - Prɔfɛshɔnal dɛn kin fɛt fɔ fayvtin rawnd, ɛn bifo di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, no tɛm nɔ bin de atɔl. Di bɔksa dɛn bin fɛt te wan pan dɛn taya.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin jɔs gri fɔ sɔm pat pan dis:
  - Yu no, dis na profeshonal boksin, a somhow no laik am. Insay amatɔ bɔksin, yu jɔs de muv rawnd di grid, bɔt na di prɔs, tumɔs de dipen pan di prɔmot dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn kin rɔtin bɔksa we gɛt bɔku sɛns ɛn dɛn nɔ kin gi am fɛt. Ɛn di champion dɛn gɛt di chans fɔ mek wan ɛnimi we tu denja nɔ go insay di fɛt. Fɔ ɛgzampul, fɔ jɔs nɔ gri fɔ sayn kɔntrakt tru difrɛn we dɛn we dɛn de delay.
  Dmitry bin shek in fist:
  - Jɔs lɛ i tray!
  We dɛn de it, dɛn bin de it di yɔŋ atlet dɛn fayn fayn wan... Dɛn bin ivin de it ɔrɛnj ɛn fɔ dɛzat banana, kokonat ɛn mango, we di Soviet titi atlet dɛn nɔ bin de test bifo.
  I tan lɛk se di Nazi pipul dɛn we ɔganayz di kɔmpitishɔn bin tray fɔ sho se insay di Tɔd Rayk ɔltin bin fayn, i bin rili satisfay ɛn yu kin ebul fɔ bay lɔjishɔn.
  Dmitry ɛn Oleg Rybachenko bin tray kokonat ɛn banana fɔ di fɔs tɛm na dɛn nyu bɔdi, ɛn painiapul fɔ di sɛkɔn tɛm (wɛl, i izi pasmak wit ɔrɛnj na di USSR; dɛn gɛt dɛn yon na Sɛntral Eshia!). Na ya di gyal pikin dem mek wan fair komon mistek - dem ova ova... En no big man koch bin de fo di tim... If di Hitler Jugent bin get slogan - yong pipul shud bi manej yong pipul, den di Soviet spot delegeshon disayd to fala dis ɛgzampul.
  Sɔntɛm dat nɔto bin di bɛst aidia fɔ fala!
  In eni kes, afta wan hearty lanch wit dessert en kek, na (if yu no los!) tri mo fait... En wit strong guys!
  Afta dɛn it, di bɔbɔ dɛn bin rili gladi, Oleg Rybachenko ivin saspek se dɛn dɔn drɔgs wit sɔntin...
  Ɛni we aw i bi, naw di klas fɔ yɔŋ Soviet atlet dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm, ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ lɔs wan afta di ɔda... Pantap dat, di jɔj dɛn ɛn di rɛfri dɛn bin go ɔlsay.
  Ɛn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin dɔn fɛt agens di Jamani dɛn....
  Fɔs, Dmitry bin fil se i go tolɛret, ɛn insay di fɔs rawnd i pas di kwata fainal...
  Bɔt, we i dɔn de na di sɛmi fainal, i fil wikɛdnɛs na in an ɛn leg... Big wikɛdnɛs ɛn slo muvmɛnt... Bɔt Dmitry bin ol in prayz, ɛn muf fɔ go bifo pan ɔl we i mis bɔku... Bɔt di bɔbɔ in ed bin strɔng, ɛn di prɛsis blo dɛn we wan big, tɛknikal ɛn fast ɛnimi bin de blo bin jɔs de mek i vɛks... Ɛn vɛks ɛn prayz, insɛf, bin alaw am fɔ kɔntinyu di fɛt wit kɔnfidɛns...
  Fɔ dɔn, insay di tɔd rawnd, Dmitry kech in ɛnimi, ɛn brok in nos...
  Di Jaman bin sɔprayz smɔl ɛn dɛn bin bit am na in chin. Di bɔbɔ we kɔmɔt na di Third Reich bin go bak, dɛn bin de drɛg am rawnd. Dmitry divɛlɔp in sakses, pefɔm wan nɔ fast inof, bɔt di sem tɛm notis tri... Di ɔpɔnɛnt fɔdɔm, di rɛfri bigin fɔ kɔnt di knockdown rili slo... Di Jamani bɔbɔ grap, bɔt i nɔ bin strɔng pan in fut ... Inspɛkt Dmitry rɔsh fɔ dɔn am. Several presis swings... Di bɔbɔ fɔdɔm...
  Di jɔj nɔ de rɔsh fɔ go nia am. I aks sɔntin na sayd. Dɛn de ansa am...
  Wan nyu slɔp kɔnt bigin... We dɛn kɔnt nayn di bɔbɔ stil de lay... Bɔt di signal fɔ di ɛnd fɔ di rawnd de sawnd. Dɛn pik am ɛn kɛr am go na dɛn kɔna...
  Dmitry tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - No fɔs raun nɔ go de! I jɔs nɔ go kɔmɔt na do!
  In dis kes, di Russian boi ton out to bi rait, di sekond dem giv di go-ahead...
  Oleg Rybachenko, insɛf, de fɛt lɛk se natin nɔ apin... I de kɔl poɛnt, dɔn i dɔn na di nɔmba 4 rawnd... Ɛn in muvmɛnt dɛn stil prɛsis ɛn fast...
  Na dɛn tu nɔmɔ, we ripresent di yɔŋ ej grup, bin rich di fainal bitwin di Soviet atlet dɛn. Wan supa hevi weit bitwin pikin dɛm, ɛn wan midulwɛt... Di champion fɔ di flay wet bin wund sɔm awa bifo i kɔmɔt, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ fɛn pɔsin we go tek in ples...
  So na di fainal na tu Rɔshian nɔmɔ bin de, ɛn ɔl di ɔda wan dɛn, fɔ tru, na bin Jamani pipul dɛn we go ple fɔ gold bitwin dɛnsɛf...
  Di kɔmpitishɔn de aktif wan fɔ film... Dmitry winced wit disgust:
  - Dis na aw dɛn want fɔ shem wi! I tan lɛk se wi Rɔshian dɛn wɔs pas Jamani pipul dɛn ɛn nɔto Aryan dɛn atɔl!
  Oleg Rybachenko shek in ed:
  - Nɔto rili! Ɛni divɛlɔpmɛnt pan di kɔntri dɛn to ful-ful ɛn nɔ kɔmplit na absɔd insay in yon fɔmyulashɔn fɔ di kwɛstyɔn. Ɛn wetin wi go se if wi aydia dɛn jɔs de na intanashɔnal!
  Dmitry, we bin de gigl, bin gri se:
  - Ɛn wi go bit dɛn intanashɔnal...
  Bifo di las fɛt, fɔ tru, brek bin de... Ɛn afta dat di Jamani dɛn pul ɔda dɔti trik pan di Sɔviɛt bɔbɔ dɛn... Dɛn se dɛn bin de ɔf fɔ polish dɛn snik. Bɔt as a rizulta, di sus dɛn we bin de na di bɔbɔ dɛn fut bin sof wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bigin fɔ krɔs...
  A bin gɛt fɔ trowe am ɛn rɔn fɔ was am na di sink... Dmitry bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Wetin mek dɛn du dis? Yu tink se dɛn bin want fɔ mek wi fɛt ɛn afta dat dɛn bin want fɔ pul wi kɔmɔt na di kɔmpitishɔn?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin rili mek sɛns fɔ notis se:
  - Nɔto dat nɔmɔ! Dɛn go want fɔ sho bak se po de na di USSR, ɛn dɛn kin ivin fos di big big atlet dɛn fɔ kɔmpit we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut. Lɛk, wetin po pikin dɛn de na Rɔshia!
  Dmitry bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin aks wi ol kɔmrɛd dɛm fɔ snik? Na tru se dɛn go tu big fɔ yu, bɔt dɛn go de fɔ mi!
  Oleg Rybachenko shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ, i fayn fɔ du am! Wi go sho dɛn se wi ebul fɔ win ivin we tin nɔ izi fɔ wi. Apat frɔm dat, bɔy pikin dɛn we wi ej nɔ gɛt shem fɔ go barefut... As dɛn de se, barefut pikin tɛm...
  Dmitry bin klem in fist dɛn so tranga wan dat in nɛk dɛn krak. Di yɔŋ bɔksa bin tɔk se:
  - Wɛl, dɛn mek a vɛks! Nɔ, dɛn jɔs mek a rili vɛks!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa se:
  - So mek vɛks gi mi ɛn yu trɛnk.
  Na ya di mɛmba bin ambɔg bay di tɔch we Dima we dɛn chen nia am tɔch, di bɔbɔ wispa se:
  - Yu si dis tu?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa smɔl wan se:
  -Yɛs!
  Ren bigin fɔ kam bak, we nɔto rili kɔmɔn tin fɔ di spring na Kraym. Dis kin mek i nɔ fayn ɛn i kin kol. I ivin stil dɔti, ɛn di kɔlus dɛm we de fɔm na di fut in fut de at bad bad wan frɔm di kol wata we dɔn sok. Di kɔlɔn wit pipul dɛn we dɛn kapchɔ we nɔ wɛr fut bin go insay di fɔrɛst sɔm awa afta dat, ɛn i bin dɔn de nia ivintɛm. I tan lɛk se di SS man dɛn bin de rɔsh, dɛn bin de tray fɔ gɛt say fɔ ayd frɔm di ren. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di payɔnia bɔbɔ fɔgɛt wetin apin to am. Ɛn i fayn fɔ wan yɔŋ Lɛninist fɔ tink bɔt di kol, sok wet klos, di leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn strɔng stenlɛs stiɛl shakul dɛn we bin de rɔb in an te dɛn blɔd.
  Dmitry brok di silɛns ɛn se:
  - I tan lɛk se a bin ebul fɔ klaym rawnd Kraym insay di winta, bɔt... I sɔm kayn we nɔ tan lɛk dis!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin gri, ɛn shek in ed:
  - Bɔt wit wi, ɔltin nɔ tan lɛk wit pipul dɛn!
  Di fɔrɛst bin tɔn to big big fɔrɛst. Na di sayd dɛm na di rod bin tinap pain tik dɛm we de fɔmɛshɔn - tri ɔ 4 girt, wit rɛd-brawn fissured ɔ yɔlɔ-ɔrɛnj bark lɛk big fish skel, we de rayz kɔmpakt ɛvagrin ɔ blu krawn to wan wayl ayt.
  Ɛn flawa dɛn de bak na di branch dɛn, we tan lɛk petunia. Nɔto fɔrɛst, bɔt na fayn fayn stori, filin fɔ go insay ɔda wɔl. Bɔt wan mayns de bak - di dɔti na di rod bin ful-ɔp wit chukchuk, shap, lɛk rial stɛl nidul dɛn we kɔmɔt na mashin fɔ siŋ.
  Sɔm gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kray as dɛn de step pan dɛn. Dima, we i de swɛt Oleg Rybachenko in an, se:
  - Dis na hassle! Nɔ biliv di vishɔn dɛn!
  Mirabela put in an pan Dima in layt kru-kat ia, we bin dɔn bigin fɔ gro, ɛn wispa se:
  - Biliv am ɔ nɔ biliv am! Ɛn wach yu stɛp! I nɔ bin du fɔ gi yusɛf infɛkshɔn!
  Junipa ɛn... ɔlrɛdi rayp strawberry ɛn strawberry bin gro tik tik na di ɔndagrɔw. Di sɛnt na bin miksɔp we gɛt spring pain ɛn spring strawberry ɛn junipa aroma. I bin tan lɛk se i bin ivin wam mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn a jɔs nɔ bin biliv se wan ɔndrɛd stɛp frɔm ya wet, pan ɔl we nɔto tundra, us kayn tundra kin de na Kraym? Bɔt ɔl di sem, dɔti wɛda ɛn blak kol rɔk dɛn, ɔnda we fasist grup dɛn de mach. I sɔri fɔ no se di admireshɔn nɔ bin las fɔ lɔng - di pen na in an, in mɔt ɛn bak, di kol, di dampnɛs bin kam bak, ɛn Oleg Rybachenko bin fil se i nɔ gladi bad bad wan. Jɔs to di limit.
  Bɔt... di fayn fayn payɔnia studɛnt grin wantɛm wantɛm. Mɔ pas wan tɛm insay di shɔt tɛm we i bin de ya na kapchɔ, i bin tink se: wɛl, ɔltin bad, i nɔ go ebul fɔ wɔs! Ɛn ɛvri tɛm we i kam fɔ no se ples rili de fɔ go.
  Na wan strenj we, dis tinkin bin kɔrej mi smɔl. Oleg bin ivin bigin fɔ mɛmba di map fɔ Kraym frɔm di Atlas. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ mɛmba am - ɛn i bin lɔs insay kɔnfyus tinkin se sɔntin we nɔ pɔsibul atɔl dɔn apin. Yu kin go ɔda tɛm - sayɛns fikshɔn rayta dɛn dɔn lɛk dis frɔm Mak Twɛn in tɛm. To ɔda spɛs, sɔntin we mɔ mɔdan, to ɔda planɛt - lɛ wi se! To hell wit rizin - wan wan tɛm dis na supasivilizayshɔn; pipul we de bifo wan miliɔn ia bifo mɔtalman pan divɛlɔpmɛnt de ple rawnd! Everitin imposibul na posibul - a no fo sho!!!! Bɔt so dat di sem tɛm yu ɛsin, mɛmori, ɔl ɛksprɛshɔn ɛn nɔto yu yon nɔmɔ chenj?! Dis na totli - boundless en transcendental...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin aks Dmitry se:
  - Yu get plan fo di fait?
  Di bɔbɔ ansa se:
  - Di plan simpul - hit! - Shek di wan we skinny, we ɛvri bon de si wit in bak, i ad. - Bɔt i stil fayn we yu nɔ jɔs bi skel, bɔt pawaful mɔsul dɛn de ple pan yu. Gud slip... Bɔt yu dɔn smɔl!
  - Smɔl, bɔt i de fa! - Oleg ansa corny, bot aptly.
  Ɛn di rod bin smol, ɛn da tɛm de, i bin gɛt layf mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn i so strenj se na Kraym, i tan lɛk se ɔltin dɔn day. Wan tu tɛm, motoka man dɛn we gɛt di blak swastika we dɛn et bin rɔsh kam nia wi. Ɛn afta dat, fɔ lɛk fayv minit so, wan kɔnvoy pul to dɛn - big big kat dɛn we pipul dɛn we de bit pipul dɛn we tan lɛk filɔsofik drɔ wit bag we dɛn kɔba wit sak klos, we polisman dɛn we gɛt ruf we wɛr kamoflaj renkot ɛn armband dɛn we de sho se dɛn de trit pipul dɛn, bin sidɔm pan. Dɔn bak, pɔsin we de transpɔt kin kam wit am. Nɔto lɛk tank dɛn, Hitlɛr gɛt bɔku pan dɛn. Dɔn wan ɔda grup we bin de insay trak dɛn, ɛn motoka dɛn we gɛt saydkar, bin izi fɔ pas di slev gyal dɛn we dɛn bin kech. Na wan ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn de, nɔ less, klos to ɔl dɛn pent kaki.
  As dɛn de waka, di Nazi dɛn bin de ɛko di ɔsman dɛn we bin de rayd na di ed fɔ di kɔlɔn we gɛt prizina dɛn ɛn we na slev dɛn, ɛn Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin ebul fɔ swɛ se di vɔys dɛn de provok. Di SS gad dɛn nɔ bin tɔk natin. Di dɔktɔ dɛn bin de rayd sɔm kayn motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, we shep lɛk tɔl ɛn ebi, ɛn trak dɛn stil de pul. Dɛn bin de brist wit mashin gɔn dɛn. Bɔt i tan lɛk se, Oleg bin tink se, dɛn nɔ rili lɛk dis rol - gad gad dɛn... Dɛn ivin ayd dɛn brutal mɔt.
  Dima bin notis se:
  - Dɛn nɔ de rɛspɛkt di wan dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn ivin na Jamani!
  Mirabela tɔk sɔntin bak, i nɔd afta di wikɛd SS sojaman dɛn. Oleg bin swɛt se:
  - Kil dɛn! Ɛni wan pan dɛn, bifo Hitlɛr!
  Dima bin rimark wit wan sigh:
  - Eh, a nɔ ɔndastand dɛn langwej. If nɔto dat a bin fɔ dɔn aks if wi go dɔn rich jisnɔ...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis wit languid wan se:
  - A sabi Jaman, bɔt i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ yus!
  Dis tɛm ya, di ren bin stɔp, ɛn di skay klin oba di tik dɛn ɛn di san bin apia. Oleg Rybachenko bin gɛt wan ɔda prɔblɛm - i bin want fɔ go na tɔylɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ pan ɔl tu di we dɛn. Bɔt sɔntin tɛl mi: i nɔ bin izi fɔ lɛ dɛn stɔp bikɔs ɔf dis. Fɔ sɔm rizin, di we aw i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ du dis kayn ɛlimɛntri wok, di tru se ivin ya i de dipen pan ɔda pɔsin in wil, bin mek di payɔnia bɔbɔ vɛks bad bad wan. Apat frɔm dat, di tin we dɛn bin want fɔ du bin de rili fil pen. Di SS man dɛn ɛn dɛn savant dɛn ɔl tu sɔlv dis prɔblɛm we dɛn nɔ stɔp, bɔt dis bin jɔs mek pipul dɛn vɛks, ɛn nɔto dɛn bin want fɔ fala dɛn ɛgzampul.
  So sɔntɛnde yu kin rigrɛt se yu bin gi yu tin fɔ it fɔ mek yu nid am. Fasist pipul sabi aw fɔ kɔz prɔblɛm - dɛn bɔn dɛn as sadist. Ɔ na aw di pati bin mɛn dɛn?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin dɔn bigin fɔ mek dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan we wantɛm wantɛm, wan smɔl smok bin de na di stil damp ays, dɔn dɛn yɛri wan dɔg de ala ɛn mɔtalman vɔys, wan klia ples bigin fɔ apia wantɛm wantɛm na di rayt say, usay sojaman dɛn bin de du sɔntin - bɔt tri duzin ɔl togɛda, ɛn biɛn am smok bin de go ɔp pas ston ɛn big big bildin dɛn. Pikin dɛn we bin drɛs we dɛn de mek lɛk se dɛn de kam, bin de rɔn wit dɛn ed frɔm di rod to di wan dɛn we bin de na di fil. Nɔto Rɔshian, we yu jɔj bay di ala ala ɛn armband wit swastika, na lɛk twɛnti pan dɛn bin de - dɛn rɔn ɛn ala. Bay di tɛm we di kɔlɔm kam nia di vilej, at le wan duzin sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔmɔt fɔ mit dɛn - wit big grenade lansa dɛn ɛn pɔtabl mashin gɔn dɛn we gɛt wayd ɔnda-barɛl divays dɛn. Na wan big big ol man we wɛr SS jenɛral in yunifom bin de bifo dɛn.
  Ɔ sɔntɛm nɔto granpa, bɔt i bin jɔs gɛt grey ia, bikɔs no ɔda sayn dɛn nɔ bin de we pɔsin kin notis pan am fɔ se i dɔn ol, ɛn di we aw wan lɔng an we gɛt gɔn, we dɛn dɔn drɛs wit gold breslɛt, bin de mek i luk lɛk kiŋ ɛn we de kɔmand.
  Ɛn i gɛt awdhɔ... Oleg Rybachenko rid insay di rɛfrɛns buk, ɛn i bin sɔprayz se dɛn kin gɛda bɔku pan dɛn fɔ mek wan kɔleshiɔn. Di wan we ay pas ɔl na di Nayt Krɔs we gɛt ɔk lif ɛn sɔd. Abov onli, di sem tin, bot wit dayamɔn, ɛn bak di Grand Cross of the Iron Cross, bɔt na Goering nɔmɔ gɛt dis kayn awɔd. Ivin ay pas dat na di Sta fɔ di Grɛnd Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Krɔs, ɛn ɔlsay na Jamani istri, dɛn bin gi am to ɔl tu pipul dɛn - Fil Mashal Blucher ɛn Hindenburg. Wɛl, di Ɔda fɔ di Igul wit Daymɔnd go ay pas dat.
  Di kɔlɔn we di prizina dɛn bin gɛt bin stɔp. Di "dɔktɔ-bɔs" we gɛt bɛlɛ we tan lɛk pɔt, as Oleg Rybachenko bin kɔl di edman fɔ di kɔnvoy, kɔmɔt na di ɔs ɛn tɔk to di man we gɛt grey ia. Di ɔda wan dɛn bin de luk di kɔnvoy wit glɔmi ɛn tɛnsi. Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se ɔlman na di fil dɔn lɛf dɛn wok, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di pikin dɛn we bin dɔn rɔnawe kam nia dɛn. Di fɔs Jamani pipul dɛn, dɛn bin de waka na wan kɔlɔn. Ɛn biɛn dɛn na di tint lokal pipul dɛn: dɛn nɔ wɛr fut ɔ wɛr bast sus we dɛn mek wit wɛv. Di lokal po gyal dem ton out fo wear onli kalaful checkered shirt - blak and wait dem so rag dat yu no andastan kwik kwik wan wia di boi dem de and wia di gyal pikin dem de; ɔl dɛn shag, fayn ia, bɔt grey wit dɔst, ɔ brawn-rɛd, lɔng ia, monstrously dɔti, bɔt wit layf, klia yay - want fɔ no mɔ, fred smɔl ɛn klia wan se i sɔri. Oleg Rybachenko bin notis bak se di SS kɔnvoy de tray fɔ de nia di slev dɛn as dɛn ebul ɛn fɔ de fa frɔm di pipul dɛn we de na di eria. Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin de mek nɔys, dɛn nɔ bin de kɔki, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn bin de biev kwayɛt wan.
  Magarita, we i bin de luk dis, i bin notis se:
  - Usay di SS dɛn bravado bin go?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa wit sɛns se:
  - Lɛf fɔ wip ɛn nɔs!
  Di jenɛral we gɛt grey ia, bin pɔynt to di SS man dɛn we gɛt snot we dɔn pwɛl tu-tri tɛm, dɔn we di fat man bigin fɔ agens wit sɔntin we de fom na in mɔt, i wev in an go, shap shap wan, lɛk se i dɔn du am slash am wit sɔd. Ɛn di fat man sɛf wev in an, bɔt wit wan anɔynt luk fɔ gri, dɔn i gi shɔt kɔmand. Di motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn bigin fɔ hum, ɛn di wan dɛn we de rayd wulf dɛn bin de waka go fa fawe na di rod. Af duzin lokal sojaman dɛn bin fala am. Di ɔda wan dɛn bin rawnd di slev dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech, ɛn di kɔlɔn bin muf bak. Di man we gɛt grey ia ala pan di pikin dɛn ɛn di wokman dɛn na di fil, ɛn insɛf waka nia di mɔtalman gad dɛn we bin dɔn kɔmɔt na di ɔs.
  Dima, we bin de shek shek, bin notis se:
  -Dem no bin shere somtin!
  Mirabela bin notis wit smayl se:
  - Mek dɛn fɛt ɛn rip dɛnsɛf dɛn gut!
  Wan stoki yɔŋ man we gɛt biad we kɔmɔt na di lokal SS fɛtman dɛn, we tek wan ples nia Ɔleg Raybachenko, bin kray pan di bɔbɔ payɔnia, shek in layt mashin gɔn, dɔn i ala na in ed se:
  -Yu na Russian pig, yu ivin andastan enitin?
  Ɛn we i de sho in tit, i tɔk bak se:
  - Wi go de na Moscow en Washington o no?
  Oleg Rybachenko rialize wetin dɛn want frɔm am, i tɔn in ed kwik kwik wan, mit Margarit in yay - i nɔ gɛt op ɛn di sem tɛm i tan lɛk se i de se: "Laki - big tin dɛn de wet fɔ wi!" - bɔt di jenɛral we gɛt grey ia wɛf am, ɛn di man we gɛt biad, we de grɔmbul ɔda tin, luk Ɔlɛg wit rigrɛt ɛn nɔ tɔk natin igen. Oleg Rybachenko bin klos fɔ ɔndastand wetin i want... Ivin if i nɔ klia.
  Bɔt so i bɛtɛ, so ɛkspiriɛns dɛn stil mek sɛns? Yu tink se di Jamani pipul dɛn rili want fɔ no di tumara bambay dis we? Bɔt i tɔn to sɔntin we de agens dɛnsɛf. Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt bɔksin kɔmpitishɔn dɛn we gɛt padi biznɛs wit pipul dɛn afta dis kayn wɔ. Fasist ɛn kɔmyunizim na ɛnimi sote go. Ɔ ɔda tin de ya... Aw mi tɛmpul dɛn bin de pen bad bad wan.
  Di soja vilej tɔn aut fɔ bi biɛn wan lɔw bɔt sɔlid palisade - wit wan pletfɔm fɔ sojaman dɛn fɔ di monstruɔs SS ɔganayzeshɔn, wit pawaful - bɔt, wayd opin - get dɛn. Na wan tin nɔmɔ bin tan lɛk se i strenj to Oleg Rybachenko - di ston get pila dɛn, we dɛn kɔba wit tin dɛn we dɛn kɔt we tan lɛk flawa ɛn stem dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. Dɛn pila ya nɔ bin fit atɔl wit di jenɛral apia na di vilej, usay i bin dɔti (bɔt - sɔntɛm dis na afta winta?), ɛn di os dɛn, we dɛn bil wit ston tayl, we dɛn kɔl insay wayd krak krak wit yɔlɔsh mɔs, bin gɛt brawn flat ruf dɛn we dɛn mek wit gras.
  Bɔt wan gɔn bin de we i kin yuz insɛf. Nɔ, na gɔn we de yuz insɛf, ɛn na katapila vɛshɔn we di Oleg Rybachenko we de aks kwɛstyɔn nɔ sabi. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di wɛpɔn na mɔta we nɔ less dan 350 milimita. I gri se i nɔ ɛva yɛri bɔt dis.
  Pantap dat, di motoka we lɛk et tan, ɛn aw dɛn bin ivin drɛg wan na di mawnten dɛn na Kraym? Dɛn want fɔ tɛst am di tɛm we dɛn de atak Sevastopol we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win? Dis asɔmpshɔn de mek mi ɛmti bɛlɛ de at smɔl. Aw i go tan lɛk fɔ di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn we dɛn go atak dɛn kayn atak dɛn de? Ɔltin we de ya bin blo di Midul Ij, miks wit mɔdaniti ɛn tɛknikal inovashɔn. Lɛk ol dɛn we gɛt bɛl ɛn wisɛl. Yu nɔ go ivin sɔprayz if TV bin de ya, ɛn wan kɔlɔ wan na dat. Nɔto blak ɛn wayt.
  Di sem tin bin tɔn to di rum usay dɛn bin de kɛr di slev dɛn go insay, ɔ fɔ se, dɛn bin de drɛb dɛn. Bɔt, nɔ - i wɔs, bikɔs nɔbɔdi nɔ bin bost fɔ kɔl di krak krak wit simen mɔta, ɛn i bin de smɛl rili famili to Oleg Rybachenko - pig. Di slev dɛn bin disayd fɔ yuz wan stɔ we dɛn dɔn lɛf ɔ ɛmti fɔ sɔm tɛm as ples fɔ kip tin dɛn (di smel we kin kɔmɔt na dɛn kayn ples dɛn de nɔ kin ɛva dɔn).
  Magarita bin wins sote i bigin fɔ fred ɛn i bin de kray se:
  - Dɛn de lɛf wi dɔŋ bak! Wɛl, if nɔmɔ Hitlɛr kech mi!
  Bɔt na bin ruf oba mi ed. Plɛs, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt chen di slev dɛn. Pan ɔl we, lɛk aw Ɔlɛg bin de fred, dɛn nɔ bin gi ɛni tɔylɛt na ya. Insay di ples dɛn we bin de bifo, usay di prizin de mɔdan, i rili fayn. Ivin if di Krauts na pig, dɛn nɔ lɛk dɔti.
  Bɔt, i bin tink bɔt dis, bikɔs i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi du in biznɛs na di wɔl we de fa. Ɛn i bin de swɛt. Wetin a go se... I nɔ tan lɛk payɔnia, i nɔ fayn atɔl. Stil nɔto insay mi pant, ɔlrɛdi na smɔl win. Ɛn i tan lɛk se di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt fɔ de ya bak... I bɛtɛ lɛ dɛn nɔ luk...
  Bɔt Ɔrora nɔ kin lɔs in at:
  - Wan ɔda advantej... Wi de liv ɛn blo insay dis gladi at!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt na di nɛks wɔl i kin bɛtɛ pasmak!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin wink pan di bɔbɔ:
  - A bet di chans fɔ chɛk aw i nɔ go flot away frɔm wi na di nɛks wɔl!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ kwayɛt wan fɔ ansa am. Dis bin ɛp fɔ bia we dɛn bin de shem ɛn shem;
  A go devote mi fatherland witout reserve - .
  Mek feat de, mek di wɔriman es!
  Di sɔd nak ɛn trowe di gauntlet, .
  Di lɔ we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ di kiŋ na di Wɔl!
  
  Di volkeno de bɔn - di wata de bɔl, .
  Mi lɔv, amber lip dɛn!
  A want fɔ fɛn at le smɔl tɛm fɔ fridɔm, .
  Yu rili gɛt briz ɛn yu klin!
  
  Prays ia de bɔn lɛk gold, .
  I wev in an dɛn - wan wing gro!
  PAPA GƆD gi mi wan gift we nɔ gɛt wan valyu
  Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i bigin fɔ gladi ɛn layt!
  
  Usay Gɔd pas: na de wan vali gro;
  Roses we de blo, we gɛt bɔku bɔku wayt lɛk sno!
  Ɔna go de - di midul fɔ ɔl di wɔl dɛn - .
  Wan gift na di ɔlta we a bin de gi!
  
  Yes, a no, a sin, a konekt to witchcraft, .
  Ɛn i nɔ fit fɔ gɛt di bush ɛn tik tik dɛn we de na ɛvin!
  Bɔt na Kalvari togɛda wit Krays, .
  A kray, a rap di aykɔn wit klos!
  
  Mi yu na di bɛst imej fɔ ɔl di yawo dɛn, .
  A biliv se di Ɔlmayti go chenj di spirit!
  A go kɛr mi krɔs we nɔ fit, .
  Ɛn a go pik di shild we dɔn fɔdɔm na mi an!
  . CHAPTER No. 7.
  Dɛn bin de na wan stɔ, so wetin mek yu fɔ bia wit am if di Nazi dɛn bin ivin yus fɔ trit animal dɛn fayn pas di wan dɛn we de na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn.
  Tri lokal bɔbɔ dɛn, we di SS bin de kɔntrol, bin drɛg straw insay. Dɛn rɔsh kwik kwik wan, dɛn de flash barefut, dɔti il, dɛn kam wit big big anful ɛn bak. Las ia, dɛn bin tren am, bɔt i bin bɔku, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i tan lɛk haystack. Ɛn sɛvin ɔ et minit afta dat, i nɔ bin de igen, wan uman bin apia we, togɛda wit tu lokal gyal pikin dɛn, kam wit sɔm big big flat kek dɛn ɛn tu big big sɛklɔ dɛn we gɛt chiz. We i bin de tɔk insay Yukren, i bin gɛt sɛns fɔ sheb di it to ɔlman. Oleg Rybachenko bin bigin fɔ want fɔ no mɔ: bɔku pan dɛn bin aks am ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn bɔt sɔntin, ɛn dɛn ɔl tri bin ansa wit ɔl dɛn at.
  na plenti German pipul de en dem de inshol sohmtin ya. Bɔt bak, nɔbɔdi nɔ no natin! Fɔ dɔn, di sem bɔbɔ dɛn kam wit bɔkit wata ɛn lɔk di domɔt dɛn tayt tayt wan. We wi jɔj di we aw in kɔmpin dɛn de biev, Oleg Rybachenko ɔndastand: dis dɔn kɔmɔt, dɛn nɔ go drayv wi ɔdasay tide.
  Magarita bin gi in brɔda in an sɔm wata ɛn tɛl am se:
  - I nɔ go bad fɔ gɛt sɔm refreshmɛnt!
  Di bred bin tɔn to fresh, bɔt i nɔ bin kɔmɔn, sɔm kayn we i bin ebi (Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin ebul fɔ mɛmba di teys fɔ da stayl pis we dɛn bin de it na mɔnin fɔ mek i go kɔmpia am). Either it"s unbaked, or dem olwes it am laik dis ya (or rather, most likely di las wan, di res it am en no sho eni dissatisfaction). Bɔt di chiz go mɔs bi se na lokal pipul dɛn bin de mek am - i rili fayn, i fiba feta chiz, we Oleg Rybachenko bin lɛk. I sɔri fɔ no se di pis na bin jɔs wan pat pan tri pat pan yu an. Ɛn ivin na tɛn ia ol bɔbɔ, nɔto man.
  Magarita bin sɔpɔt in brɔda we bin taya. I fɔdɔm pan di straw lɛk se dɛn dɔn kil am, i it wetin i gɛt, ledɔm, ɛn i nɔ ivin drink. Oleg Rybachenko bin kam fɔ no wantɛm wantɛm se i de shek shek. Wan kin jɔs op se i jɔs de shek afta di kol, ɛn mɔ di wayl vishɔn dɛn. Dat afta slip dis trembling go go. Oleg Rybachenko bin tray fɔ rak mɔ straw fɔ insɛf ɛn if i pɔsibul, i bin bɛr insɛf insay de. Di apɛtit nɔ bin dɔn dɔn, i mek insɛf biliv, bɔt as i de yɛri insay pipul dɛn; We yu gɛt fiva, di fɔs tin we yu kin du na fɔ kɔt di want fɔ it. Oleg Rybachenko insɛf nɔ ɛva sik yet - tank to di jenɛtik dizayn. Na tru se a nɔ bin du di sem kayn ɛkspiriɛns pan am, ivin fɔ waka fɔ bɔku awa dɛn we di ples kol. So.. Bot maitbi e go wok out. Ɛn if nɔto so, den chans de se fɔ di sake of sayɛns dɛn go stil trit am...
  Sɔm pan di gyal pikin dɛn de shek jɔs lɛk dat, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ de kɔf.
  Oh, aw di payɔnia bɔbɔ bin taya we bin de mek i sɔfa, frɔm in ed to in fut! di wrist dεm we dεn bin rכb insay bכdi, swεl ska dεm na di bak, wund, brus εn bigin fכ wam leg - כltin bin de at, bכt dis pen bin כnli mek di want fכ slip εn slip bכku.
  Ɛn e kin frayd fɔ slip - yu nɔr kin wek, ɔr ivin wɔs, kin dɔn pan vishɔn bak. Bɔt, i rili intrestin.
  Oleg Rybachenko klos in yay ɛn swim wantɛm wantɛm insay Mɔfiɔs in an - we ful-ɔp wit drim, we gɛt kɔlɔ, ɛn we de mek pɔsin yɛri.
  Wan ɛn di tɛst dɛn nɔ bin dɔn de... Dɛn chenj di ring kɔva, dɛn instɔl ayɛn sheet dɛn wit spayk dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ dig insay di bɔbɔ dɛn in bare il...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ivin kray, bɔt i bin bia am, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap wansay, ɛn Dmitry bin ivin dans ɛn bigin fɔ grɔmbul...
  Di wan dɛn we bin de agens dɛn bin strɔng ɛn i bin klia se dɛn ol pas aw dɛn bin dɔn anɔys am ɔfishal wan. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Dmitry in ɛnimi na wan ed lɔng pas am, ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt mɔstaz... Ɛn, mɔstaz kin brok we i ol ilevin ia?
  Oleg Rybachenko in ɛnimi sɛf big ɛn ebi pasmak, ɛn in fes nɔto pikin in gangsta... Bɔt, di bɔbɔ nɔto strenja to am, ring na ring, ɔlman kin mit de!
  Ɔl tu di fɛt dɛn tek ples di sem tɛm.... Wi nid fɔ dɔn kwik, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi de nia midnayt...
  Di Dima we dɔn chenj klos wan wantɛm bigin fɔ tek ebi ebi blo na in fes. In ɛnimi bin gɛt advantej pan di lɔng we in an dɛn, pan wet, ɛn i bin, i bin tan lɛk se, i bin rɛdi fayn fayn wan, pan bɔdi ɛn tɛknikal... In mɔsul dɛn bin jɔs tan lɛk di wan dɛn we atlet we gɛt mɔsul gɛt... Bɔt, Dimka bin rili difayn ɛn fast... I bin fast, bɔt naw i slo...
  Poisoned Dmitry no mis plenti single and double blows fo di fes raun. Ivin ɔnda di rayt yay wan ɛmatoma bigin fɔ swel...
  Di sɛkɔn raun bin ivin wɔs, in ɛnimi bin go bifo ɛn hit, hit, hit... Ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Dmitry nɔ difend insɛf, i bin jɔs trowe in ed bak fɔ mek di blo dɛn sof, i nɔ kin apin so ɔltɛm, bɔt i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt fɔ push bak, ɛn sɔntɛnde i kin gɛt pan in yon opponent... I grɔmbul insay Jaman:
  - Yu na Russian, we min se yu nɔ ful-ful!
  Dmitry bin ansa am bad bad wan, ɛn i bin tɔk bak insay Jaman se:
  - Ɛn yu na Jamani, yu go gɛt di ful bɛnifit frɔm wan Rɔshian!
  I bin vɛks bad bad wan ɛn nak am na in nos wit in ɛlb...
  Bɔku tɛm, Dmitry in nos na dis yunivas kin rili strɔng, ɛn dɛn nɔ ɛva brok am, ivin we dɛn hit am, bɔt insay dis kes, nɔto blo we glɔv dɔn sof, bɔt na di edj fɔ wan had ɛlbo bon.
  Ɛn di blɔd flɔd dɔŋ di bɔbɔ in fes, fos am fɔ lik am... Dimka ansa... I kech am de kam Di ɛnimi shek smɔl ɛn i stɛp, bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt di trɛnk fɔ bil pan in sakrifays - in leg dɛn we gɛt chip sɔl bin fil lɛk se dɛn mek am wit kɔtɔn.
  Di tɔd raun nɔ bin at smɔl, di ɛnimi bin de prɛs bad bad wan, bɔt Dmitry bigin fɔ blok mɔ ɛn mɔ, de ripell blow... Dɛn chenj di lɔ dɛn fɔ di fainal, bikɔs wi de tɔk bɔt intanashɔnal gold medal, di nɔmba fɔ di raun dɛn bin de inkrid to fayvtin... Lɛk di prɔs. A fɔ se wan rili kruk disizhɔn we gɛt fɔ du wit titi dɛn we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɛt fayv tɛm da de de... Na tru se Dimka bin dɔn kwik kwik wan, ɛn i klia se in ɛnimi bin let dɔŋ witout bɔku fɛt...
  Bɔt afta di fɔs 4 rili aktif rawnd dɛn, Dmitry in ɛnimi bin slo smɔl. I bin fil taya bak, in briz bin de blo kwik kwik wan ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de ebi...
  Dimka, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt brus ɛn bad bad bɔn na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i bin ivin fil se i gɛt mɔ trɛnk. Insai di siks raun, im ivin hit im oponunent fo jaw plenti taims... Bot im bin de persistent tu, big, and maitbi doped tu...
  Insay di sɛvin raun, Dmitry in snik ɛnimi chenj in taktik smɔl ɛn bigin fɔ tray fɔ blo bɔku bɔku wan, we nɔ gri wit di lɔ, wit in ɛlbo, ɔ ivin wit in ed... Dima bigin fɔ land mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn insay di et raun i ajɔst pat pan sakses... Ɛn we i muv in ɛlbo bak, i rɔn go insay wan post we de kam... Mocking Dmitry growled at him:
  - Wel, a get kech, hu bit!
  Di Jamani bin gladi mɔ, i bin stil de kɔnt pan wan sɛpret krɔs huk!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin fɛt di fɛt mɔ ivin, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i mis wan bit, ɛn tek advantej pan di tru tin se in ɛnimi bin de swing tumɔs, i mit in chin wit lɛft jab ɔ rayt krɔs... Bɔt di big Jamani pikin nɔ bin du am riak to dɛn blo ya. Dɔn Oleg Rybachenko chenj in taktik ɛn bigin fɔ wok pan in ɛnimi in nos we flat... Di Jamani in snɛf bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm, bɔt bay di sɛvin raun i bigin fɔ lik...
  Wi fɔ se na ɔda bɔbɔ we layt ɛn fayn pas ɔlman tek Oleg Rybachenko in ɛnimi in ples. Di fɔs wan bin tan lɛk se i wund (Although of course dis na Nazi trick!)... So, we di fɛt bigin i bin fresh ɛn i bin ebul fɔ pik wan frantic pace.
  Bɔt insay di nɔmba nayn raun, Oleg Rybachenko bin de shem smɔl ɛn i mis wan blo we knock am kɔmɔt na in fut... Di bɔbɔ in bare, bit leg dɛn bin spun we i nɔ ebul fɔ du natin... Bɔt Olezhek bin jomp ɔp kwik kwik wan so dat di knockout nɔ go bi bin kɔnt. I rɔsh ɛn hang pan di ɛnimi...
  I shek am, rɔsh fɔ dɔn am... Di bugle bin sawnd fɔ anɔys di ɛnd fɔ di nayn raun, bɔt di rɛfri mek lɛk se i nɔ yɛri...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin mis sɔm ebi ebi blo dɛn, bɔt i bin ol am, i sof dɛn wit shek in ed. Di ɛnimi bin go insay wan frenzi, nɔ notis ɛnitin igen, i bin de bit. Na ya di Soviet bɔbɔ, riflɛsɛf, bɔt rili fos, hit di bɔdi to am... Di blo hit am stret na di liva... Wan rili denja hit...
  Di ɛnimi mek sɔm ɔda swing dɛn ɛn in big fes tɔn pepul. We i tek wan kɔnvulsiv gulp ɔf di briz, i fɔdɔm bifo ɛn bigin fɔ rɔtin... Di rɛfri stɔp di fɛt wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn dɔktɔ dɛn rɔn go insay di ring... I nɔ tu te, i kam klia se di pɔsin we de agens Oleg Rybachenko nɔ ebul fɔ kɔntinyu di fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs de kɛr am go na strɛcha, IV...
  Dis bin gɛt wan brutal ifɛkt pan Dmitry in padi ɛn i bin go pan di ɔfɛnsif agens wan ɛnimi we dɛn notis se i taya... Di tɛn, ilevin, twɛlv raun... Wan taf ɛkshɛnj fɔ blo, bɔt wit klia advantej fɔ Dmitry... Di tɛnth rawnd lɛvɛl aut sɔm kayn we, bikɔs ɔf wan desperate ɔktopa Jaman, ɛn di Sɔviɛt bɔbɔ bin gɛt kɔt na in aybrɔw.... Bɔt insay di fɔtin, di Dimka we gɛt trɛnk bak tek di initiativ na in yon an. Dis bois no bin sabi enitin yet, fo egzampl, abaut Muhammad Ali, bot fo plenti we dem kopi im taktik.
  Bay di fayvtin raun, di Jaman in an dɛn bin drɔp bikɔs i taya, ɛn i nɔ bin riak igen to di blo dɛn, bɔt i bin jɔs tinap, de sho Aryan fɔtitude.... Apat frɔm dat, Dmitry, bikɔs ɔf di dope ɛn monstrous taya, we kin bi smashing blow dɛn kin bi bɔku we wik pasmak. Na so i bi! Bɔt bɔku pan dɛn bin de, bɔku pan dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de ren pan di ɛnimi in chin we nɔ kɔba. Fɔ dɔn, di Jamani in ed nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap, di limit fɔ stamina bin dɔn ɛn in, we na ripɔt fɔ di "Aryan" neshɔn, jɔs slid dɔŋ lɛk dɔti, lɛk fayvtin minit bifo di las rawnd dɔn...
  Di rɛfri bigin fɔ kɔnt dɔti dɔti sloslo, bɔt afta di kɔnt fɔ fayv, we i si aw Dmitry Lebedev in ɛnimi nɔ de muv bad bad wan, i intarop ɛn ala se:
  - Bifo dat, na dɔktɔ!
  Ɛn dɛn kɛr wan ɔda yɔŋ "supaman" go ɔspitul... Afta dat di wan dɛn we win di fainal dɛn layn bifo wan kɔlɔm ɛn bigin fɔ mach... Roz peta dɛn fɔdɔm frɔm ɔp.
  Di lɔng bɔbɔ we nem Dmitry bin smayl bɔku bɔku wan, i bin de ɛnjɔy insɛf. Bɔt afta dat, i notis wantɛm wantɛm se di kamɛra de kam nia dɛn, ɛn i de film klos-ap di bare fut dɛn fɔ di Soviet bɔbɔ dɛn, we chukchuk dɔn pank bad bad wan ɛn we de blɔd smɔl... In mud bin sour wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i tray fɔ ayd in limb dɛn biɛn di laŋaj snik dɛn we dɛn dɔn gild wit ɔda yɔŋ Jamani atlet dɛn ɔ bɛr dɛn insay peta dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin pul in an:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ du am! Na yu shem go mek yu laf ɛn dawt... Apat frɔm dat, na Jamani, afta dɛn dɔn deklare fɔ tɔtal wɔ, ɔlmost ɔl pikin dɛn de waka barefut, we yusɛf si na di strit dɛn na Bɛlin. So stret yu bak wit prawd.
  Di medal dɛn we dɛn bin gi dɛn bin de pan brawn ribin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn wit rial gold, we bin wet lɛk fifti gram ɛn nayn ɔndrɛd sɛmpul dɛn. Na tru se, fɔ Soviet bɔy dɛn dis na big mɔni - lɛk... I ivin at fɔ kɔlkul, bikɔs i bin tan lɛk se dɛn ɔfishal wan bak di Soviet mɔni, bɔt fɔ tru, dɛn bin du di prɔblɛm witout gold rizɔv.
  We di Soviet payɔnia dɛn bin go ɔp di pletfɔm, di USSR siŋ bin blo. Bay di we, dis nɔto bin Alexandrov in myuzik yet, sɔntin lɛk intanashɔnal wan. Oleg fil big inspɛkshɔn ya ɛn aks fɔ permishɔn fɔ siŋ...
  Himler, we bin de na di kɔmpitishɔn, bin gri wit sɔri-at fɔ alaw:
  - Wi go rili gladi fɔ yɛri di kɔmpozishɔn fɔ wi gɔst dɛn we kɔmɔt na Gret Rɔshia.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin butu fɔs na di rayt say ɛn afta dat in ɛn Dmitry bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Tru layf, nayt, yu de flay lɛk igl - .
  Ɛn yu nɔ want fɔ no di landin dɛn!
  Fo wi, awards no bi fetish at ol -
  Na wan we nɔmɔ de fɔ mek wi bi uman dɛn!
  
  Fɔs a tay wan rɛd tay, .
  Dɔn, we di wɔ kam...
  Di tin bɔbɔ tek di shovel na in an - .
  So dat di nidul nɔ go stik insay yu chɛst!
  Pikin dɛn bin de dig trench dɛn we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut, .
  Wan stale pies fɔ tri...
  Wom am insay kol wit wata we de bɔl, .
  Frɔm bit pak, rili vɛks!
  
  Di fɛtman day ɛn di mashin gɔn fɔdɔm, .
  Di bɔbɔ pik am kwik kwik wan!
  Di blok bin kam pawaful lɛk di Katyusha, .
  Tim we nɔ de fred, yɔŋ tim!
  
  A de shot di chen we blak shado dɛn, .
  Usay yu bin gɛt yu akkuracy?
  Lɛk di sɔd we shap pas ɔl di ɔda sɔd dɛn we bin de trade trade, .
  Yu don get penalty!
  
  Wɔ we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, alas, nɔto mama, .
  Wan bad bad wam de na di dray ples na di dɛzat!
  Bɔt yu fɔ gi yu layf fɔ di Fatherland, .
  Dɔn yu go gɛt gladi at as gift!
  
  Bɔt wetin na fɔ lɛk pɔsin?
  Nɔto ɔl bɔbɔ no dis...
  We strim dɛn we de kɔmɔt na di blɔd de flɔ - .
  I de kil fasist dɛn bad bad wan!
  
  Bɔt di Mama Land na lɔv, .
  I gɛt di glori fɔ brayt jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn...
  Ɛn nɔ kɔndɛm yu at, .
  In it Stalin - Stilin ɛn Flɛm - Lenin!
  
  Bi wan tɛm we de shayn - .
  Di oli kɔz fɔ kɔmyunizim...
  Di wikɛd pipul dɛn dɔn win - .
  Ɛn dɛn bin pul di rut fɔ di Nazi rilijɔn!
  
  Tink bɔt ɔl mɔtalman...
  Dɛn bin mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn gɛt wanwɔd!
  Mek ɛvin de na di planɛt, .
  Mi na nayt - Rus' na invincible!
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Dmitry bin jomp ay we dɛn tɔk di las wɔd dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek pipul dɛn fil mɔ bɔt dɛn siŋ.
  Di stand dɛn bin gladi fɔ wispa ɛn klap...
  Pan ɔl we di bɔy pikin dɛn bin gɛt, in jɔnal, wan drim we rili intrestin ɛn fayn fɔ dɛn, di gyal pikin dɛn bin go bak to di we aw dɛn bin dɔn ambɔg di ship we dɛn bin dɔn ambɔg bifo. Vishɔn dɛn we gɛt bɔku pat dɛn na tin we nɔ kin apin so ɔltɛm, bɔt i klia se sɔntin bin de mɔ biɛn am.
  Mɔ prɛsishɔn, nɔto fɔ no, bɔt fɔ fulfil di mishɔn fɔ di Hyperwitch ɛn di Russian Demiurge Gɔd dɛn. Wok fɔ mi layf we nɔ de day.
  Naw di nɛks kɔmpawtmɛnt, na ya prɔblɛm dɛn de wit us say di domɔt opin ɛn us say dɛn lɔk. Na ya i bɛtɛ fɔ baypas ɔ tek risk. Aweva, i okay, if i tɔn di knob, dɛn go tek am fɔ drɔnk. Dɔn sɔmbɔdi we nɔ sheb bin luk kɔmɔt ɔnda di pɔthole, di titi nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ snuggle. Bɔt, i nɔ go luk am so kwik. Di domɔt lɔk ɛn yu fɔ nak.
  - Udat de de? - Di vɔys we dɔn taya de swɛt strɛs.
  - Na wi yon! - Ɔrora, we sho wan talɛnt we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt fɔ langwej, ansa insay Inglish wit klia Tɛksas tinge. - Wi bring lokal rum, a sik wit wiski.
  - Oh yea! Kwik wan! - Di man-selɔ biɛn di domɔt bin de swɛt lɛk pig. - Na tru se rɔm!
  Big big domɔt dɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay wit grenade, opin. Dɛn kin pik wan man we gɛt dɔl yay, wit sɔm ɔda pipul dɛn we drɛs af-af. Dɛn kin smɛl lɛk gas atak, ɔ fɔ se dɛn kin smɛl bad bad wan, we gɛt smok, .
  - Usay di rɔm de! - Dɛn bin de ala wit wanwɔd.
  - Yu so gud! - Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia de shot wit big gladi at, de le stak dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn we de wok na di bot. A don pak as moch as tri en haf dozin, a go hav fo chenj di klip. I fayn fɔ mek di bulɛt dɛn smɔl, kɔmpakt, ɛn yu kin tek bɔku tin wit yu.
  - Wan ɔda kɔmpawtmɛnt dɔn klia! I bin tɔk se: "Wit sɔm kayn ɔtom kol kolnɛs na in vɔys." "Dem manej faya tu-tri shot, bot a op se dem no hie dem."
  Snow White di Terminator bin ansa se:
  - Ɛn di wan dɛn we yɛri go dɛf!
  Margarita Aurora pas na di nɛks kɔmpawtmɛnt, tɔn rawnd smɔl, shot smɔl along di kɔridɔ, go insay di stern, si in zombie patna de grap wit di Yankees. Bɔt di man we dɔn day sho se i gɛt bɔku trɛnk, ɛn i brok di sɛvikal vayb.
  - Wel, yu klos giv wi away! - Di Komsomol gyal bin swɛt.
  - Wetin bin lɛf fɔ du! I notis mi ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i rayz di alam! - Di zombie tek di fom of wan ofend dog.
  - Wel, yu get di aidia! Ledɔm ɛn kwayɛt. - Magarita shek in finga pan di "savant" ɛn kwayɛt wan slap in fut na di dɛk.
  Na di stern we wi bin gɛt fɔ shot, wan pan di sojaman dɛn trowe grenade, ɛn trɛtin bin de se ɔltin go fɔdɔm. Di Amɛrikan analɔg fɔ di F-1, i bin de flay sloslo. Di disayd bin kam we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt; Margarita bin trowe di bumerang disk shap shap wan. I tɔn pan in tɔd yay ɛn rili miks wit wan tint mɛtal we strɔng pasmak. Di maynd in yay bin de fala di we aw di disk de muv, dɔn di tip bin stɔp bitwin di tayl dɛn, ɛn i bin de kɔt di wɛpɔn ɛn di fiuz, ɛn i bin de mek di asid nɔ ebul fɔ go insay. Wan bidz we gɛt swet bin rol dɔŋ di blant tɛrminatɔ in fɔɛd:
  - Wow, a klos fɔ torn apart! Dis na jɔs mirekul. Tɛnki, Mama fɔ Gɔd, fɔ sev mi, we na sina.
  Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia yɛri am ɛn tɔk wit wɔri se:
  - Wetin de de?
  - Dɛn trowe wan grenade! - Ansa di greyhaund Margarita.
  - A nɔ bin yɛri di bɔm! - Di Komsomol bea bin sɔprayz.
  - Yu nɔ go biliv am, a mek am bi boomerang disk. - Di sno-wayt wɔriɔ bin de gigl.
  - Dis na aw i kin apin. In prinsipul, dis nɔ de agens di lɔ dɛn we de na di nature if yu get bitwin di tayl dɛn. - Ɔrora mek wan shep we tan lɛk fig wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  - Ɛn na so i apin! - Margarita bin de gigl, i bin de grin.
  Di faya dɛbul bigin fɔ want fɔ no mɔ:
  - Aw many yu kil na di stern?
  Di fayn fayn uman we nem Kɔrshunova bin ansa wit prawd se:
  - Twɛnti-ɛit pipul, ɛn di twɛnti-nayn, na wan zombie bin strangl am.
  - Nɔto bɔku! Naw a de muf tru di kabin dɛn fɔ klia di wan ol ship. Ɛp mi! - Na peshɛnt nɔ bin de na di rɛd-hɛd Ɔro in vɔys naw.
  - Okay, a go muf wit yu. - Magarita tos wan pis bon we gɛt blɔd we bin dɔn stɔp na in ia wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di Ɔrora we bin de faya bin go insay di wodrum kwik kwik wan, na ya sɔm ɔfisa dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de slip, ɛn di gad dɛn bin de lid frɔm wan say to di ɔda say frɔm di drink we dɛn bin de drink pasmak. Bɔt, dɛn bin de ala se:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kam ya!
  - Urgent ripɔt frɔm Hamilton. - Di faya faya Komsomol gyal ansa ɛn faya wan bɔs, i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i pɔynt-blank. Di bulɛt dɛn de flay kwayɛt wan, di layt sɛf nɔ rayt, yu nɔ go ɔndastand wantɛm se na mashin gɔn de faya yu. So i bin fɔ dɔn sɔprayz if ɛnibɔdi bin du sɔntin. Na ettin bɔdi dɛn bin de ɛn i nɔ tu te, dɛn ad 4 ɔda wan dɛn to dɛn, frɔm di bafa, ivin siks - wan pe bɔdi bin fɔdɔm frɔm di barɛl insay wan embras. Wan pan di ashis na bin wan uman we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin in yon.
  Grev we nɔ de tɔk na wan tɔn-arawnd, .
  Fɛn day - smɔl animal!
  Tide wan dala - tumara wan bulɛt na fɔrɛst, .
  Dis kayn wok we denja!
  
  Yɛs, di titi nɔ bin want yu, .
  Torment we yu de pas ɛgzam...
  Ɔda prostitut dɛn bin de drim
  Jɔs twirl yu bɔt dɛn!
  
  So dat wan riva we gɛt champagne de flɔ, .
  Yachts, cars - ɔl di ɔna dɛn!
  An dɛn grap bɔku bɔku bɔks dɛn, .
  Di titi disayd fɔ bi wikɛd!
  
  Bɔt na wan idiot nɔmɔ de tink
  Di brothel gud ɛn i rili fayn!
  A bin stuf mi mɔt wit blak kavya - .
  A nɔ bin no se yu gi yusɛf AIDS!
  
  Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go kam na di grev, .
  Papa, baptayz wit fred!
  I bin rili bad fɔ du dat
  Di fɔma klaynt ivin shit insɛf!
  
  Yu pikin dɛn nɔ go mɛmba yu gud gud wan
  Na shem fɔ no da kayn mama de!
  Wetin lɛf fɔ dɛn - wan prizin shelta - .
  Fɔ bia wit pɔnishmɛnt we yu nɔ tɔk natin...
  
  So, gyal, yu de stɔdi, .
  Ɛn wok fɔ di fayn fayn Mama Land!
  Dɔn, wan rod go de fɔ go ɔp we nɔ go de dɔŋ...
  If nɔto dat, yu go spɛn sote go na ɛlfaya!
  Di Dɛbul we gɛt faya bin tɔk smɔl, i butu to di raregal we dɔn fɔdɔm.
  So i pas, lɛk shado we stɔp na di wɔl ɛn fa fawe along di kɔridɔ. Wan fan de blo frɔm di sayd, we de mek di bɔdi wam, Ɔrora dɔn breyd in ia fɔ mek i bi breyd we de wip, so i kin fil fayn. I kin kam nia di domɔt, if dɛn opin am, di wam wam briz kin wek di wan dɛn we de biɛn di kɔnta. I de shem smɔl, dɔn i mek wan smɔl krak krak fayn fayn wan, ɛn i de kray along am. A fil di tik rɔf we di rug gɛt wit mi bare abs. A bin go dɔŋ di stej smɔl ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de slip ɛn sip bia na di kɔnta. Insay di layt nɔys, pɔsin nɔ kin yɛri Ɔrora in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, kin mek di sawnd dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin damp pas di sus, so di titi bin waka barefut. Ɔlrɛdi monotonous destruction wit wan burst, tray fɔ west nɔ mɔ bulɛt pan wan. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin kil pipul dɛn we de slip. If yu kɔmprɛs di karotid at wantɛm wantɛm, den di maksimal rizɔlt go bi yawn frɔm di ɛnimi.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Ɔrora we nɔ gɛt natin bin de wok na di bot, apat frɔm di Yankees, na lɛk af ɔndrɛd Stebiliti fɛtman dɛn bin de, bɔt dɛn bin jɔs ridyus di disiplin.
  - Dis na wetin i min we yu alaw pipul dɛn we yu nɔ no fɔ kam insay di kru.
  Di titi klaym di lada, difyuz layt fɔdɔm frɔm ɔp. Di nɔys we dɛn kin mek, ɔnda fut di kap, dɛn bin rip am kɔmɔt na nɔsay. If yu jɔj di pikchɔ, Irak. Wetin na dis insay wan we?
  bak nɔ bad, pan ɔl we i de tɔk bɔt di ɛkspiriɛns we di tim gɛt. Bɔt di kray we dɛn kin want fɔ gɛt kɔmfɔt pasmak kin pwɛl di Yankees. So i klaym di stɛp dɛn ɛn stɔp. Tri de na di brij ɛn tu de insay wan tɔl spɛshal sus. Wɛl, tɔl spɛshal sus nɔto ivin tank, yu kin tek am frɔm grenade lansa, bɔt di nɔys go tan lɛk we yu sheb pig. No want nɔ de fɔ ambɔg dis kayn ɔpreshɔn we de wok fayn fayn wan.
  A tɔn to mi padi Magarita fɔ ɛp:
  - Wi gɛt wan ya, ɔ rayt tu insay tɔl!
  - Ɔndastand! - Margarita de tray fɔ ple kul. i bin de grin.
  Di faya-dɛbul bin de tɔk bad bɔt am se:
  - Aw fɔ kɔmɔt na do?
  Magarita smɔl in yay ɛn, wit di dawt fɔ wan Sfinks we wan bɔg de kray pan, i aks se:
  - Dɛn nɔ de put di grenade lansa?
  - Tu nɔys tu! - Ɔrora tek wan dip briz.
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ trowe bumerang na di fes, kɔt di armoured visor na di eria usay di glas de. Dɔn put tri bulɛt dɛn de insay triplɛ mod. I fɔ wok. - Margarita se wit kɔnfidɛns.
  - Kam to mi, mek wi du am in sync! - Krak in finga dɛn wit fred, di faya dɛbul aks.
  - Na tru se, a dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔsh! - Margarita pak sɔm mɔ ɛn go insay frɔm di ɔpɔzit dairekshɔn. Barefoot Aurora kɔnsɛntret ɛn ad insay wan kwayɛt tɔyn:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ mis ya.
  - Pre, i de ɛp! - na so Komsomol mɛmba Margarita, we bin dɔn fɔdɔm bak insay rilijɔn gladi-at.
  - A nɔ biliv pan Gɔd! - Di wɔriɔ bea snap. - Dis na sayn fɔ wikɛdnɛs!
  Di blant wɔriɔ, we bin de mek di sayn fɔ di krɔs pan insɛf, bin gi advays se:
  - So aks fɔ ɛp - di ay ay mɔtalman maynd. Mek i ɛp fɔ win insay di nem fɔ Sɔviɛt Rɔshia.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin frɔz fɔ fayv sɛkɔn, dɛn bin de wispa, dɔn dɛn du wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan. Di bumerang disk, lɛk wan tin wɛb, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ pɔsin nɔ si am we layt we de skata. Wan tɛm i bin nak tu aydɔl dɛn we nɔ de muv na di vayza. Dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ riak we saylɛn bulɛt dɛn hit di vayza we dɛn kɔt smɔl, chuk di shɔɛl dɛn ɛn te di bren. Wɛl, dɛn kil di tɔd wan wan tɛm, so i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ riak. Na tru se di tɔl spɛshal sus dɛn bin fɔdɔm, ɛn mek nɔys. Di man we bin want fɔ no mɔ bɔt di bot bin jomp kɔmɔt, di Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin pas am wan jomp, ɛn pɔynt in indeks finga na di bak pat na in ed.
  - Slip pikin!
  Dɔn sɔm ed dɛn bin apia dɔŋ de, wan layn lɛk dabul fan ɛn saylɛns.
  - Dis stej don pas Margarita!
  - Na ya nia di kapten in kabin, wi go kech am wit di ston dɛm. - Na wan angri blond Komsomol mɛmba bin gi advays.
  - Bay insɛf.
  Fɔ rich na di kapten in kebin, i bin nid fɔ swip tu tɛm, Magarita Kɔrshunova bin sev wan prostitut we nɔ bin de tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ fɔ wok pan wan blak man we lɔng tu mita; I bin tu yɔŋ, i nɔ bin ol pas ettin, ɔ sɔntɛm ivin siksti. I bin luk so beg.
  - A nɔ go se natin, wɔriɔ dɛn...
  - Allah! Invincible ɛn drɛb pan di wing dɛn fɔ fɔchɔ. - Ansa di kɔni kɔni Margarita insay Arabik.
  Fɔ tru, dɛn fes nɔ de si, we blɔk, di gyal stil nɔ go no, ɛn di vɛshɔn se na di Turkish Sultan go strɔng.
  - Usay di kapten de? - Ɔrora aks insay Inglish wit Arabik aksɛn.
  Di prist we gɛt lɔv bigin fɔ tɔk se:
  - Insay wan lɔjishɔn kabin! Dis "faggot" nɔ de kol at ɔl bɔt lɔv. Yɛs, if yu want, a go sav yu, fri wan!
  - Girls wan tawzin taims beta pas yu de wet fo wi fo heven! - Di wɔriɔ bea dɛn wev am ɔf.
  Di uman we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs di we aw Gɔd nɔ want nɔ bin want fɔ mek di wan dɛn we kil am vɛks, bɔt di tin we di uman we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin bin de tink bɔt bin strɔng pas di vɔys we i bin de tɔk:
  - A go sho yu ɔl wetin a ebul fɔ du! Mi tong layt lɛk fɛda ɛn swit lɛk ɔni!
  Magarita bin vɛks bad bad wan, so i chuk in finga na in yaylid, ɛn ɔf di raregal:
  - Smɔl mɔ ɛn wi fɔ dɔn gɛt fɔ kil am. - Wan rilijɔn Komsomol mɛmba bin vɛks bad bad wan we i si dis kayn lay lay tin.
  We dɛn de go insay, dɛn nɔ tek tɛm le tu gad dɛn, jomp biɛn dɛn ɛn brok dɛn nɛk.
  Di kapten, lɛk kɔmplit bastard, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de snor, i de ɔg tu man dɛn, wan blak man ɛn wan Tayland. Pan ɔl we dɛnsɛf bin giv-ɔp, dɛn bin de tos ɛn tɔn wit fred.
  Di gyal pikin dem si di kapten foto fo di kompiuta and na im mek, witout hesitation, dem kil di tu "trans bois". Dɛn bin jɔk di kapten fɔ di fɔs rank, we na di sɛkɔn pɔsin afta di admiral, ɛn mek i kam bak wit tu-tri slap dɛn. We di ɔg krichɔ bin si insɛf na kapchɔ fɔ di fɔs tɛm, i nɔ bin de shek shek, i bin jɔs de luk in day wit in yay we bin dɔn stɔp.
  Magarita es am ɔp to in an dɛn we i stret, i kɔba in mɔt wit glɔv, ɛn Ɔrora briŋ wan dagɔ wit bled we de shayn na in yay. I bin de his lɛk wan bad bad kɔbra:
  - Wan wɔd ɛn a go gouge yu yay!
  Magarita bin lus in jaw smɔl, bɔt di kapten nɔ tɔk natin.
  - Na so yu de! - Di faya dɛbul mek di tɔyn na in vɔys ivin mɔ bad. - Aplay pen, Kɔmanda.
  Galina pres di nerve ending smɔl ɛn kɔba in mɔt, so wan kray kray kɔmɔt na di Amɛrikan kapten in trot.
  - Wel, i go kwayɛt naw. - Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bigin fɔ bit na grɔn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin we tan lɛk ritm we de sho aw pɔsin kin mach fɔ di bɛrin. - Tɔk boar we nɔ fetful! Ɔ wi go kɔt yu digniti ɛn stɔp am na wi mɔt.
  We di kapten we bin de du bad bad tin bin kol smɔl, Magarita bin swɛt smɔl. Di blant wɔriɔ disayd bak fɔ mek wan wɔd kɔntribyushɔn fɔ di intarogeshɔn:
  - Dɔg, ɛksplen yusɛf if yu want fɔ avɔyd fɔ sɔfa. If nɔto dat, yu go jɔs mek wi gladi.
  Di kapten bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - A go tɛl yu ɔltin!
  - Wel, dat na beta. Aw fɔ se intarogeshɔn insay wan izi we! - Di gyal pikin dɛn bin grin wit mocking.
  Di kapten bin de kray, in bɔni yes dɛn bin de shek shek:
  - Jɔs lɛf yu layf!
  Aurora bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Dis na di dish we valyu pas ɔl, yu stil nid fɔ gɛt mɔni!
  - Mi na biznɛs pɔsin. - Wetin mek di Amɛrikan we dɛn kapchɔ bin gladi? - If yu want, a kin sav yu!
  - En dis wan tu, spit witout lef, man prostitut! - Margarita bin rimark wit disgust.
  Ivin di ship in kɔkrɔs, we bin dɔn stɔp pan di smol smol skin na di titi in leg, rɔsh bak insay di krak, ɛn i bin vɛks bad bad wan fɔ dis kayn prɔpɔzal.
  - Aw many pipul de na di ship? - Praud rɛd-hɛd Ɔrora mek lɛk se i nɔ yɛri di las sɛntɛns.
  Di Amɛrikin pervɛt bin de shem, in fes bin bi moronic, lɛk se i nɔ yɛri di kwɛstyɔn, in yay dɛn de klap, klap!
  Di Faya Dɛbul slash in smɔl finga wit in dagɔ ɛn blɔd bigin fɔ flɔ. Wantɛm wantɛm, i kam fɔ no se:
  - Wel, hau moch pipul de fo di destroyer?
  - Na lɛk fɔ ɔndrɛd! A nɔ no ustɛm di "stability" militants kam frɔm di shore. Bɔt na smɔl uman dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pipul dɛn. Natin nɔ de fɔ dɛn ivin fɔ di man dɛn we kɔmɔt na di kɔst. - Di pretender en moron whin en jerk in pork nek.
  . CHAPTER No. 8.
  - Wi go omit di ditel dɛm! - Faya Ɔrora bin muf wantɛm wantɛm to prɛktikal tin dɛn. - Usay di artifakt dɛn de?
  Di kapten bin tray fɔ ple "ful":
  - Us artifakt dɛn?
  Ɔrora we nɔ wɛr fut, swɛt in ni smɔl, di bon krach.
  - Yu ɔndastand naw?
  Pen bin tɔn to di bɛst we fɔ pul fulish tin:
  - Yes, dem de na di ship in sef.
  Kul Ɔrora bin grɔmbul:
  - Wetin bɔt di sef?
  - Na de biɛn di domɔt! - Di pig praymat bin swɛt.
  - Di wɔriɔ bea flash in grɛn yay. Magarita pul di taytaniɔm domɔt to insɛf ɛn ala wit disapɔyntmɛnt se:
  - Dɛn dɔn kɔd am!
  Di kapten bin tray tranga wan fɔ sev:
  - Yes, a get wan ki.
  - Usay? - Di wɔri gyal lif di chia bay di leg fɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di animal bin de grɔmbul we i nɔ klia se:
  - Na di kloz!
  Ɔrora we nɔ wɛr fut, rɔn go nia di kabinɛt kwik kwik wan ɛn pul wan divays we gɛt chip.
  - Dis?
  - Yɛs! - Di smɔl rat bin de swɛt.
  - A go opin am misɛf! - Dashing Aurora hit di kapten in an. - Luk, bi smat.
  - Wetin mek na tu pan una nɔmɔ de? - Di pig bin gɛt di kɔrej fɔ intres.
  - Nɔ tu want fɔ no mɔ. Yu go liv lɔng. - Ɔrora hit Forleind in flab bɛlɛ wit in bare il, mek i writh wit pen. Di titi opin di domɔt we de go na di sef. Insay di rum, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku laptɔp dɛn ɛn grenade lanch dɛn. Soviet RPG - 39, in wan kɔpi, ɛn in mɔ sofistikieted Amɛrikan kɔmpin.
  - Yu sabi di sef kod? - Di Warrior Bear bin de ala.
  - Apat frɔm di las tu nɔmba dɛn, na di kɔmanda nɔmɔ gɛt infɔmeshɔn bɔt dɛn. - Wi Admiral Jɔj Arnɔld.
  - Kɔl am! - Magarita pok in fut insay di kapchɔ in flab mɔz, ɛn grap in nos wit in bare finga dɛn.
  Di Amɛrikin we dɛn kapchɔ bin kɔnfyus, i bin rayt wan kɔmbayn we nɔ bin tu lɔng. Afta we Ɔrora bin dɔn brayt smɔl, in yay dɛn bin de shayn:
  - Wel done, a no lay. Point in yu favɔ.
  - Ɛn afta dat aw a go se... Naw, if yu dayl di nɔmba kɔrɛkt wan tri tɛm, alam go blo. - Wantɛm wantɛm di kapten we bin de fred bin blɔk.
  - Wi don sabi am! - Di Komsomol gyal taip di kod kwik kwik wan en opin di fo handred milimita tik doa. Dɛn bin de kip di ston dɛn na difrɛn bɔks dɛn ɛn tek tɛm pul dɛn.
  - Stingers from di Infinite, yu don yuz dem oredi?
  - Mɔst wan na yes! - Di rat we dɛn kapchɔ bin swɛt. - Wi bin du wan tɛst na ivintɛm.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin gladi:
  - Gret, usay dɛn de kip di stinga dɛn?
  We di kapten bin de tɔk smɔl smɔl, i swɛt se:
  - Na di hangar, usay di hold de. I gɛt di sil fɔ "Orlan", ɛn di sem tɛm tu Pershing tank dɛn de nia de.
  - Dɛn bɔks ya na fɔ skrap mɛtal nɔmɔ. Bɔt di impɔtant mɔdel fɔ "stingers" rili fayn. - Mad Aurora, we de tiz di kapchɔ, stik aut in tong.
  - Dɛn gɛt kɔmpyuta chips, so spɛshal, dɛn de kech di silhouette. - Di Amɛrikin muf, de tray fɔ bay in layf.
  - Wi no! - Di faya dɛbul tɔn to in patna. - Ɔmɔs pan di fɔ ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti pipul dɛn yu tink se lɛf, Mirabela?
  - I nɔ rich af. If wi kɔnt ɔl di bɔdi, wi gɛt tu ɔndrɛd ɛn tati-ɛit bɔdi dɛn. - Di Komsomol gyal ivin gigl wit gladi.
  Ɔrora we bin vɛks bad bad wan bin blo:
  - Dɛn go nid prizina fɔ lod di Stingers sɔntin de fɔ sayɛnsman dɛn fɔ wok pan.
  Di bastar we dɛn kapchɔ bin blɔk se:
  -Yu na Rɔshian?
  - Wea yu get di aidia, wi bi Mujahideen. - Komsomol wɔriɔ dɛn bin de ala.
  Di kapten bin sho se i gɛt sɛns ɛn i gɛt sɛns we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt:
  - Na di Rɔshian dɛn nɔmɔ kin gɛt dɛn kayn taf fɛtman dɛn de, we ebul fɔ kech wan fayn big ship togɛda!
  Tough Aurora nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Ɛn di wɔriɔ dɛn fɔ di big Turkish Sultan wit artifakt dɛn!
  - Na so? Enitin posbul, bot yu tu intelligent fo Arabs. - Di pig praymat bin pis ɔf. - Although maybe yu na Jamani pipul?
  Di swift Ɔrora, we de rifyut in wɔd, slam in shin insay in bɛlɛ, dɔn i brok in tu leg, di got kapten lɔs kɔnshɛns bikɔs ɔf di pen we i shɔk.
  - In jenɛral, wi nɔ nid am, wi no inof. - Di rɛd-hɛd wɔriɔ sɔm ɔp. "Naw ɔl wetin wi fɔ du na fɔ kech di wan dɛn we de wok na di bot."
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Magarita bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi go na di kabin dɛm, wi gɛt wan sɛt fɔ ki!
  Ɔrora bin gladi fɔ:
  - Yes, na imejensi ilɛktronik opin de bak.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn kwayɛt wan go dɔŋ, opin di kabin domɔt dɛn, ɛn bak, pwɛl pwɛl. Jɔs sɔm kayn tresh, nɔto wɔ, bɔt fɔ chɔch wit.
  - Kabin nɔmba siks dɔn klin! - Ɔrora deklare, i de sho in tit.
  - Sɔntɛm na rum nɔmba siks! - Margarita bin de gigl. - Mek wi beta go wi seperet we.
  - Wi nɔto gese fɔ gras na hip. - Di faya dɛbul bin de ala. - Ɔ rather geese, bɔt wayl wan dɛn!
  - Dat nɔto tru! - Di blond terminator bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔfɛnd. - Dɛn mɛsenja dɛn de fɛt fɔ mɔni, ɛn wi de fɛt fɔ di Kɔmyunis Mama Land nɔmɔ.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin de muf fɔ go bifo insay dash frɔm di kru dɛk, dɛn bin de shot pan singl dɛn. Magarita rɔsh as fast as i ebul fɔ go bifo, go na di injin rum dɛn, di stoa rum dɛn, di hold dɛn, di gali dɛn. Dɛn bin tek tɛm blok di sojaman dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de grind dɛn wan bay wan. Di fact se di diuti lait bin wik onli ple in di han of di skaut dem ten mita away no si natin pas vibration, bot dem luk klia.
  Di kɔmpyuta bin de tɔk wetin i tink fɔ insɛf.
  - Wetin if wi yuz vayrɔs mɔdel?
  - Ɛn wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi yuz wan bateri-pawa smat man. - Margarita Korshunova se, i vɛks pan di rɔbɔt. - Yu si ɔl di sɔvɛlayshɔn sistɛm dɛn de na hibernation.
  - Lɛk dis! - A bin sɔprayz wit di mashin wit di chip.
  - Bak na di admiral in ɔfis, dɛn sɛn wan haybrid fɔ wan wom ɛn wan vayrɔs tru di chanɛl. I tan lɛk se i nɔ de si, nɔto wan antivayrɔs program go mek di alam. Dis kayn klin wok, di invisibiliti put ɔl di sɔvɛlayshɔn sistɛm dɛn na slip. - Di Komsomol gyal sho in shap biceps pan in an fɔ mek i ebul fɔ mek i biliv mɔ.
  - Wow, yu giv am to mi! - Di mashin gɔn se, i sɔprayz wit di gyal pikin dɛn sɛns. -Yu kin riprogram mi?
  - Na kwik kwik wan! Ɛn wetin yu want?! - Margarita mek wan rili afɛkt fes ya.
  - Rialize yusɛf as pɔsin! - Dɛn aks fɔ wan ilɛktronik divays.
  - Dis na tin we nɔ nid, jɔs shot. - Di blond terminator nɔto ful pɔsin fɔ du stupid tin. - Leta a go tɛl yu bɔt Krays.
  Magarita tek wan pozishɔn wit in bak to di lada, go dɔŋ wit wan ni fɔ mek i tinap tranga wan, ɛn pɔynt di barɛl na di domɔt we de bifo. Wan boi kom out, wait dis taim, onli likl "shabby", i luk laik se im de smok dope.
  - Di wan dɛn we de tek drɔgs nɔ go gɛt Gɔd in kiŋdɔm. - Wan Komsomol warrior intarop dem. - I trowe di bɔdi dɛn, i krɔs insɛf kwik kwik wan.
  Ɔrora we nɔ wɛr fut bin de muf insay zigzag along wan ɔda perimita, i kam nia di domɔt, i tan lɛk se dɛn lɔk am, ɛn opin am wit wan yunivasal ki. Di blak man trowe wan pilo pan am.
  - Kam, kiti!
  Di Komsomol gyal riak wantɛm wantɛm, i rip ɔl tu di pilo ɛn di Afrikan ɛn in patna dɛn - I nɔ rich af; If wi kɔnt ɔl di bɔdi, wi gɛt tu ɔndrɛd ɛn tati-ɛit bɔdi dɛn. - Di Komsomol gyal ivin gigl wit gladi.
  Oh, a wish se a kin drɛg mi patna dɛn na bed.
  - Dis geeks manej fɔ mek yu fred! - Di red-haired warrior bear ansa. - Naw usay fɔ go? I tan lɛk se na di diputi in kwata. I tan lɛk se i de slip.
  Di say we di kapten in kɔmpin de nɔ bɔku so, bɔt yu kin yɛri myuzik frɔm de. Dat min se yu na pɔsin we lɛk myuzik? - I de mek tin izi.
  Wan Komsomol gyal we nɔ wɛr fut kam insay lɛk shado, i nak wan sojaman kɔmɔt, ɛn i strangl wan sɛkɔn-rɛnk kapten smɔl bay we i twist in ɛlb:
  - Yu wan liv?
  - Want! - I ansa se, in jenɛral, i fɔ ɛkspɛkt frɔm wan Amɛrikin.
  - Chans go de! - Wail di dashing Aurora bin pik fɔ ɔf am, bɔt nɔto fɔ lɔng tɛm. - Yu go kam in handy, Kent! I muf go bifo, di kɔridɔ bigin fɔ smɔl, i klia se dɛn de put di selɔ dɛn dɔŋ pan rank. Di Komsomol gyal tek aim na di fa doa ɛn shot am oba di ed dɛn fɔ di sɛnt dɛn. So di shot bin silent, i tɔk wit wispa.
  - Bang-bang-bang, yu go si am!
  Wan Komsomol gyal pikin tek tɛm tray di handel fɔ di kabin domɔt. Dɛn dɔn lɔk am. Wel, dis na haf sekond, seven pipul de fo di kabin, tri de slip, di res de ple domino, kwik fo Russian. Magarita pul di trig wit pawa, insay dis kes, kil nɔ de mek pɔsin gladi. Bɔt di wok dɔn, ivin wan drop blɔd fɔdɔm na in fes.
  - Ded pipul wit scythes tinap en silence! - Di Komsomol gyal bin gigl.
  Nyu kabin, na ya Magarita lɛf tu pipul dɛn we de slip layf, jɔs ɔf am, dɛn kin kam in handy.
  - Murder nɔ go ebul fɔ jɔstify selfishness ɛn profit - na ɔna, fridɔm ɛn di Mama Land nɔmɔ de advatayz vaylɛns! - I se - wan charming terminator filɔsofa.
  Ɔrora kin muv izi wan bak bay we i pik di paip we de mek di briz go insay. I rili kramp ɛn di bakpak kin kam insay di rod. A bin ivin gɛt fɔ fol di mashin gɔn fɔ mek i smɔl. Naw di Komsomol gyal dɔn bi bɔku mɔ agil, pan ɔl we i bin tek risk. I bin tan lɛk se di oli wan dɛn vɛks pan di pɔsin we sin, ɛn wan spayda we chenj chenj bin atak. Ɛn we i jɔs ebul fɔ pas. I bit wit pen ɛn rɔnawe pan di fist tu-tri tɛm. Di Komsomol gyal skrach in ed, bɔt i ebul fɔ ol am bay di tip na di tɛntakl ɛn muv am ɔnda in ɛlbo. I pul in an bak ɛn nak am, we mek di strɔng bɔks bɔs, ɛn mek in ɛlbo we dɛn dɔn ful-ɔp fil pen.
  - Bad bad! - Di wɔriɔ bea ansa. - A go injekt misɛf wit wan antidɔt.
  Sɔntɛm, Magarita kɔmɔt ɛn brok go na di kebin usay di sojaman dɛn bin de snor. We di domɔt opin, dɛn tray fɔ jomp, bɔt wantɛm wantɛm ren we bin de kam kil dɛn. Lef wan nɔmɔ, ɔf di man, di Komsomol gyal kɔntinyu fɔ go.
  Di domɔt we de na in lɛft bigin fɔ tɔn. I tan lɛk se di man we sheb ed ɛn gap tut bin want fɔ pis.
  - Udat de ya? - Di selɔ aks wit vɔys we dɔn drɔnk.
  - Yu barefut drim! - Di Komsomol gyal arch lɛk spring ɛn, we i de push di domɔt opin, i nak am na in fɔɛd. Bɔt dis stil na alɔy stɛl. In fɔɛd bin swel wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn di man we tan lɛk "bɔksa" sɛf nak in bak ed. Magarita flay insay, nak di jaw wit in ayɛn ni, rili shap, i nak di tit dɛn kɔmɔt. Wetin i nɔ gɛt pan mas, i pas fɔ mek am pan spid.
  - Luk laik se a don redi. - Di kilman wit di figa fɔ wan gɔd uman sɔmariz.
  Fayv ɔda pipul dɛn de biɛn. Dat min se wan insay di bɔl dɛn, gud risepshɔn. Panch di ɔda bastard na in fɔrɛst, inaf fɔ knock am aut. Di tɔd edj na di palm to di nɛk. Yu fɔ ripit yusɛf, bɔt dis tɛknik kin kil pɔsin. Wan man fɔdɔm frɔm di ɔp shelf, bɔt pan di flay Magarita nak am ed fɔs insay di solar plexus.
  - Rɛst, bebi. - Na so wan Komsomol gyal se.
  Di las tayp de swɛ wit tri stori dɔti wɔd dɛn, we dɛn miks Inglish ɛn Rɔshian wɔd dɛn. Yu nɔ tink se na pɔsin we de de? Magarita de kɛr wan kobra, we na strayk wit in finga dɛn na in yay, ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ mek i day. Ɔl di "patna dɛn" nɔ tɔk natin. Na tru se wan vɔys bin rayz na di nɛks kebin.
  - Wetin de de!
  - I izi fɔ fɛt! - Magarita ansa, i de ala lawd wan lɛk se i gɛt vɔys we i dɔn chak. - Ɛp wi wund pipul dɛn. - .
  Di kabin domɔt dɛn opin ɛn dɛn gɛt faya we bɔs, ɛn bak di fɛtman dɛn fɔdɔm.
  Gud fɔ bi wit mashin gɔn, .
  Iv day fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Fadaland!
  Fɔ kɔntrol di flay we de go na di sta dɛn, .
  Fɔ win di skay we de na di skay!
  
  Wi na pikin dɛn fɔ san kɔmyunizim, .
  Fayda dɛn we dɛn bɔn lɛk big big briz...
  Di Nazi go ansa fɔ di wulf in ala ala, .
  Big bea go tear am!
  
  Gud strɔng pas bad, .
  Ivin if bad tin kin at pas am...
  Wi de fɛt ɔnda di skay fɔ
  Spring we de blo dɔn kam!
  
  Naytingal siŋ dɛn de insay - trills, .
  Ɛn di silva sawnd we watasay dɛn kin mek!
  Ays, sno ɛn big big briz go go bak, .
  Ɔnda di wam wam san we de shayn!
  
  Blɔm - daisi, pɔpi, ros, .
  Di mɛdɔ kin rili bɔku insay di sɔmma!
  Ɛn if yu no, frɔst go kam!
  Ivin da tɛm de yu nɔ go fred!
  
  Big pusi - dis "Tigers".
  Dɛn de ala ɛn shek dɛn ed!
  Di Krauts trowe dɛn insay wikɛd gem dɛn, .
  Bɔt di kaput go stil kam!
  
  Wi go wet fɔ di san kɔmɔt!
  Rɔshian sojaman dɛn go kam insay Bɛlin, .
  Dɛn kin siŋ di Fadaland wit im - .
  Ɛn insay di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm na Tatarɔs, sɔri-at de!
  
  Dɔn di pipul dɛn na di kɔntri dɛn go jɔyn, .
  Brɔdaship ɛn lɔv go kam!
  Put ɔni insay kɔp ɛn sosa - .
  So dat blɔd nɔ go flɔd na watasay!
  Magarita bin siŋ di las vas we de mek pɔsin yɛri, ɛn di ɔda vas dɛn bin de rɔn lɛk ɔs dɛn na in ed. We yu shot wit siŋ i kin intrestin ɔltɛm:
  - Pan ɔl we i so kruk fɔ du dis to pipul dɛn we de alayv! - Di "Kristian" se wit rigrɛt.
  Ilɛk aw di gyal pikin dɛn tray tranga wan, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ trak ɛn kɔntrol ɔltin wit 4 yay. Zombie we nɔ gɛt maynd nɔ de kɔnt. Sɔmbɔdi we wi nɔ no bin ebul fɔ mek di alam. Di imejensi layt dɛn bin ɔn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn di sayrin bigin fɔ blo.
  - Di tin we nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd bin apin, ɛn wi bin tu laki. - Na so Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk.
  Di Komsomol gyal rɔsh go na di kabin dɛn, selɔ ɛn spɛshal fɔs dɛn rɔn kɔmɔt pan dɛn. I nɔ bin gɛt sɛrimɔni shot dɛn. So bɔku pipul dɛn kil, di Yankees bin fɔdɔm insay dɔzɛn.
  Dɛn yɛri mashin gɔn faya, grenade dɛn bɔn, sɔm pan dɛn wan tɛm. Bɔt, di fɛtman dɛn bin fɔ dɔn wund dɛnsɛf mɔ. Saylens pipul dɛnsɛf bin ple wan rol ya, .
  Di kriminal spɛshal fɔs dɛn nɔ bin no wantɛm wantɛm se day de wet fɔ dɛn frɔm insay. Magarita bin blok di sojaman dɛn fɔ kɔmɔt ɛn trowe tu-tri grenade dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech insɛf. Kraym, bon dɛn we gɛt blɔd de flay, ɛn wan Komsomol gyal bin kech wan ed we dɛn kɔt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw in fut dɔn bi fleksibul, i de bɛn pan ɛni angul. Yu kin tink se di lɔ dɛn we de na di bɔdi dɔn chenj ɛn di bɔdi na gutta-percha.
  Faya kin bɔs frɔm di ɛnimi say, bɔt bɔku pan am na di blaynd pipul dɛn. Magarita de faya, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nɔ ayd, di majik ston dɛn we dɛn kɔl "Chain mail" kin rili deflɛkt ɔl di shot dɛn.
  - I sɔri fɔ no se mi patna in nem nɔto di Snow Queen. Dis go mek wi man ɛn in wɛf luk lɛk se dɛn de sho mɔ!
  Oleg Rybachenko wek, dis tɛm, nɔto frɔm di bugle ɛn di blo we di wip blo, bɔt frɔm in yon kray - kol ɛn nɔ gɛt kɔrej. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ivin stil de slip, ɛn dɛn bin de du big big tin dɛn.
  Ɛn di heroism we i bin gɛt bin gi ples to wan bad bad drim, lɛk aw i kin apin bɔku tɛm we di Nazi dɛn de provok yu.
  Oleg Rybachenko fil se i de daiv dɔŋ, lɛk se i dɔn flop insay ink rɛsin, in yay dɛn ivin bigin fɔ it. Dɔn i bin rili fred, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm di fasist dɛn bin dɔn gɛt pawa oba di ɔda wɔl. Dɛn kin yɛri sawnd we de grind, sawnd we tan lɛk dɔg we de skrach pan dreyn, jɔs lawd wan, i de bit yu yes, twis dɛn. Di ia drɔm dɛn kin brok wit fɔs. Dɔn wan mɔt kɔmɔt na di daknɛs wit tit dɛn we de spak lɛk volkeno lava. Nɔ wande bifo Oleg Rybachenko Jr. si dis kayn bad bad fes we tan lɛk monsta, di pipul dɛn we de insay di fim dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn fred, we dɛn kɔmpia am wit in bakgrɔn, na bin jɔs wan bad bad parody fɔ wan bad bad drim;
  Dɔn ɔda jaw dɛn we bin ivin rili bad bin apia, sɔm bin big lɛk Ɛvɛst, ɛn ɔda wan dɛn bin smɔl ɛn dɛn bin tan lɛk dɔg dɛn we rili wikɛd. So dɛn ol in bɔdi wit dɛn kruk pɔyzin tit. Insay in wan ol shɔt layf, Rybachenko Jr. nɔ ɛva gɛt dis kayn pen. Di men tin na dat i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ fɛn analɔg to di sɛnseshɔn dɛn. Dis na faya we de bɔn ɛn asid we de rɔtin, di sem tɛm i de friz ɛn na dɔl kɔt saw.
  Ɛn dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ mek i sɔfa; Wikɛd tin dɛn kin swɛt dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin twis dɛn rawnd dɛn tit. Rybachenko Jr. de kray, kray wata de kɔmɔt na in yay.
  - Masta, wetin mek? Afta ɔl, a nɔ kil ɛnibɔdi na mi layf, a nɔ betray ɛnibɔdi.
  Yu kin yɛri de gigl ɛn i kin tan lɛk se ɔt nidul de chuk yu ia drɔm. Fɔ dɔn, wan big big mɔt apia ɛn swɛla am ful wan. Oleg Rybachenko Jr. si wan faya we de bɔn na in trot, i brok to sɛvin peta dɛn we difrɛn ɔl in kɔlɔ.
  - Dis na di lejenari faya fɔ di ɔndawɔl. - Di bɔbɔ wispa, di skin na in an gro togɛda, kɔba wit ɔgly skata. I de tray fɔ slo in flay, bɔt i nɔ gɛt wan yus; Wan riva we gɛt faya de tɔch in yɔŋ bɔdi we i lɛk. I nɔ bin ɛva ɛkspiriɛns ɛnitin lɛk dis, in yay dɛn bin dak ɛn i bin tan lɛk se wan bɔm bigin fɔ bɔn na in mɔt, ɛn in bɛlɛ bin tɔn agens, ɛn dɛn bin atak am wit nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn. Aw dis faya bin wam, big big ɔlsa dɛn bin de apia na di skin we nɔ gɛt natin, bon dɛn bin dak ɛn krak, ɛn dis bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔfa.
  Di payɔnia ala na in lɔng dɛn ed se: "Nɔ, a nɔ want, a nɔ nid fɔ du am." - Duya mek a go!
  Ɛni kɔlɔ we faya gɛt na spɛshal, spɛshal patɛn fɔ pen. Dɛn kin gi sɔfa difrɛn shed, dɛn difrɛns de wɔndaful, ivin di Makis de Sade nɔ bin tink bɔt di lɔng we di sɛns we di pipul dɛn we de na di ɔndawɔl gɛt go ebul fɔ rich.
  - Bɔt di dɛbul dɛn, yu kin mit. - Di vɔys fɔ wan SS prɔfɛsɔ we pipul sabi, de swɛt wit disgustin.
  Bɔt di we aw dɛn luk kin rili bad, bɔt i nɔ kin fayn mɔ fɔ luk dɛn mɔt we gɛt spin, we nɔ tan lɛk shak ɛn krokodail we dɛn miks. Bɔt di ɔn dɛn, we nɔ kɔmɔn, bin mek a kol. Fɔ pul in maynd pan di pen we de chuk am, di payɔnia bɔbɔ bigin fɔ mɛmba pipul dɛn stori, usay dɛn fayn fayn smɔl smɔl dɛbul dɛn ya, we kin mek pipul dɛn fred, sɔntɛnde dɛn kin laf ɛn we nɔ gɛt sɛns, sɔntɛnde dɛn kin ɛp ɛn sɔm tɛm dɛn kin du bad to pipul dɛn. Di tin we pɔsin kin mɛmba mɔ na di stori bɔt "Pope ɛn in wokman we nem Balda." I rili pɔsibul fɔ dil wit dɛn kayn "pipul dɛn de". Ɛn na ya ɔl wetin dɛn no na fɔ chuk wit pitchfɔk.
  - Dat di sinful sol nɔ lisin to di Nashɔnal Sɔshialis dɛm? - Di dɛbul in ɔn gro, tɔn to wan kayn bich ɛn pok di shard.
  We bon dɛn brok na di ed, i kin at sote dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt am wit wɔd dɛn. Bɔt in kɔnshɛns nɔ bin klawd if Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin de insay ɔdinari mɔtalman bɔdi, sɔntɛm i bin fɔ dɔn day bikɔs i bin sɔprayz. Ɛn so i fil wan rɔf tɔch pan in bren, dɔn di monsta bigin fɔ drink di bren. I bin de du am sloslo, lɛk se i de strɛs. Wan ɔda dɛbul bigin fɔ drɔ in nel dɛn, ɛn i de drɛb shap nidul dɛn ɔnda dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko de ala, in mɔt opin insɛf.
  - Nɔ lɛf fɔ go.
  Dɛn ol in tong ɛn pul am, ɛn smɔl smɔl dɛn kin kɔt am kɔmɔt na di ruf na in mɔt.
  Pen de bak, bɔt i difrɛn smɔl, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ de ala igen, na sob ɛn ala nɔmɔ de.
  Di dɛbul dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ sho dɛnsɛf, dɛn de fala di nel dɛn, dɛn bigin fɔ brok dɛn nɛk, ɛn dɛn de du dis sloslo, dɛn de ɛnjɔy di sɔfa.
  - Dis na aw di got we nɔ gɛt ɔn kin gɛt in pat. - Wan dɛbul de swɛt, sɔntɛm na sinia dɛbul.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rich wan stet we i bin de kray; Bɔt di dɛbul dɛn nɔ de tɔn bak, dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ pul dɛn tit, dɔn dɛn drɔ dɛn, ɛn chuk di tip insay di gam.
  - Aw pɔsin go butu to dis kayn kruk, dɛn rili nɔ gɛt mama? - Tink di payɔnia we dɛn bin de mek sɔfa. I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn rid wetin i de tink, di dɛbul dɛn ala.
  - Mama nɔ de, papa Hitler na Setan.
  Dɔn dɛn fɛn nyu flawa, wam di drɔl, ɛn dɔn di las tit wit wan kɔta. Neks wan na di tɔn to di bon dɛn. Dɛn bin brok dɛn wit tong dɛn we rɛd bikɔs ɔf di wam wam ples. Di skin bin de smok, di bon dɛn bin de bɔn. I bin tan lɛk se mi at bin de kam fɔ bɔs, bɔm lɛk bɔm.
  Dɔn, Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin fil wantɛm wantɛm se in tɔŋ dɔn gro ɛn i ebul fɔ tɔk sɔntin.
  - Una sɔri fɔ Krays in sek.
  Fɔ ansa dis, di dɛbul dɛn put pitfɔk dɛn insay am.
  - Yu na sina ɛn yu fɔ no se Krays na tin we pipul dɛn we gɛt sɔri-at dɔn mek. Di tru gɔd dɛn na wan pan tu pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn mek di wan ol yunivas, ɛn di fasist dɛn bak, lɛk aw dɛn tan ɛn dɛn tan lɛk dɛn. Ɛn una pipul, ɛn rid di tin dɛn we Gɔd mek, fɔ bi slev, we de du ɛni ɔda lɔ ɛn sɔfa we dɛn de shem. Yu slev we nɔ impɔtant nɔ bin biliv se wi de, ɛn naw yu de ɛkspiriɛns ɔl dis pan yu yon skin.
  - Naw a biliv! - Di payɔnia we bin de fred bin ala.
  - Let! - Di dɛbul frɔm di SS krok. - Yu nɔ gɛt chans.
  Dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ mek Oleg Rybachenko sɔfa, dɛn bin brok am bɔku tɛm insay wan row, bɔn am, dɔn i wɛl di kayn we we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tink bɔt. Dɔn dɛn pwɛl am bak. Dɔn i tan lɛk se di SS dɛbul dɛn bin taya wit am dɛnsɛf ɛn, we dɛn es am ɔp na di ays, kɛr am go na di ɔndawɔl.
  - Luk aw dɛn de pɔnish di wan dɛn we nɔ de obe.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin si gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn nel pan krɔs. Dɛn bin kɔt dɛn bɔdi we bin fayn trade, bad bad wan, blɔd bin de drɔp frɔm dɛn. Big pig dɛn bin de trowe krɔs, sɔntɛnde di wan dɛn we dɛn kin kil kin fɔdɔm ɛn wayl bɔd dɛn kin atak dɛn, ɛn kɔt di uman bɔdi. Aw dɛn ɔnaful tin ya bin de sɔfa, kray wata we miks wit swet ɛn blɔd bin de flɔd dɔŋ dɛn branded cheeks. Dispereshɔn bin de na in yay. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de beg: wi nɔ du ɛnitin, sɔri fɔ wi.
  - Wetin mek dɛn de pɔnish dɛn ɔnaful pipul ya?
  Di dɛbul nak di payɔnia bɔbɔ we nɔ gɛt fut na in il wit wan krawd we gɛt rɛd ɔt wit ɔl in pawa ɛn tɔk wit vɔys we de na in nos se:
  - Difrɛn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn. Wan nɔ bin de trit di uman we de wok na di os, wan ɔda wan bin brok di vays we i lɛk, di tɔd wan nɔ bin gri fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs, di nɔmba 4 bin tɔn bak. Dat min se, fɔ rich ya, yu nɔ nid fɔ bi big sina, smɔl smɔl ɔfens dɛn na inf.
  - Ɛn dɛn sɔfa nɔ go ɛva dɔn? - Oleg Rybachenko bin de kray.
  - Ɛn dis na di Ɔlmayti Gɔd ɛn di Fuhrer we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ disayd. If na His Majesty Adolf na di fɔs pɔsin fɔ gi lɔ fɔ fɔgiv dɛn, dat min se dɛn kin transfa dɛn to ɔda ples we nɔ gɛt bɔku pen.
  - To heven!? - Oleg Rybachenko bin se wit kɔnfidɛns.
  Di SS man we nɔ klin bin rol:
  - No heven nɔ de fɔ una praymat. Na jɔs ples dɛn de we dɛn nɔ go bit yu ɛn mek yu sɔfa ɛvri sɛkɔn ɛn usay yu go kɔntinyu fɔ sav yu masta dɛn afta yu day.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de shek shek wit fred, aks se:
  - Ɛn wetin de wet fɔ pipul dɛn we dɛn kraym dɛn rili siriɔs?
  - Wi go sho yu dis tu.
  Di dɛbul chuk am na in yay wit pitchfɔk, di apul dɛn bɔs, wata tɔn kɔmɔt ɛn di bɔbɔ rayta luk askance. Dɔn, afta sɔm sɛkɔn, a bin ebul fɔ si bak, pan ɔl we ɛni blink we a blink bin de mek a it we a nɔ ebul fɔ bia. Dɛn flay bak ɛn afta dat ivin mɔ tin dɛn we nɔ fayn bin flay kɔmɔt fɔ go mit dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tek tɛm luk dɛn. Di we aw i tan na rili natin: na skel we nɔ gɛt natin, we nɔ gɛt ia ɛn we gɛt skata; yay dɛn we de bɔn wit infɛnal layt; wan shɔt, lɛk nos we dɛn kɔt wit blak ol na di midul. Ɛn, sɔntɛm di tin we rili bad na we di jaw we de dɔŋ nɔ de, insted, fayv tik tik tɛntakl dɛn we tan lɛk dɛbul in sta de hang ɛn muf. So i ledɔm nia Ɔleg Raybachenko, ɛn sink in tit dɛn insay in lip, ɛn gi am in fambul kis. Dɔn in klos an dɛn bigin fɔ brok bon dɛn. Di payɔnia rayta we nem Ɔlɛg bin de kray bikɔs i bin de fil pen bad bad wan na in ɛlbow, in jɔyn dɛn bin krɔs.
  - Na so praymat kin, lɛ wi drink fɔ no wisɛf.
  Di monsta nɔ bin stɔp am frɔm Rybachenko di rayta, i es in an to di bol, ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i ful-ɔp wit wayn. I bin chuk am na di payɔnia in fes.
  A nɔ bin ivin ebul fɔ ala. I tan lɛk se volkeno dɔn bɔn na in nos, di payɔnia bɔbɔ wek we i kray.
  Mirabela, we Oleg Rybachenko in ed bin ledɔm pan in skrach leg, bin jɔs de shek shek ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ smayl we i de slip. Wan gladi gladi gyal te di Nazi dɛn bin put am na di ɔndawɔl. Dis na wetin dɛn infernal teknɔlɔji dɔn kam to - yu nɔ gɛt kɔntrol pan yu tinkin igen!
  Bɔt stil, rialiti: stɔf ɛn di sem tɛm kwik kol - tɔn aut fɔ bi wan tawzin tɛm bɛtɛ pas di dɛbul drim. Di bɔbɔ-payɔnia-rayta bin fil kol lɛk se di briz dɔn blo am. Bɔt sɔntɛnde, i kin ivin want fɔ sik, so dat dɛn go sɔri fɔ am ɛn gi am chɔklɛt. Bɔt if yu nɔ sik, dat min se dis na da kayn blɛsin de! Di bɔbɔ tek briz ɛn rɔn in an oba in tint fes, we wet bikɔs ɔf kray wata, i bin fil fri fɔ yus to di aidia se i bin jɔs drim bɔt di bad bad tin dɛn we de apin na Nazi Ɛdis. Natin nɔ de we bad pas slev wok, Ɔlɛg bin tink ɛn shek shek. I tan lɛk se tin dɛn de we yu kɔmpia am wit we slev biznɛs kin wɔs pas ɔl na wɔd dɛn nɔmɔ... Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, sɔntɛm ɛl nɔto rial tin. Bɔt wetin if di fasist dɛn tɔn am bak de bak ɛn wit mɔ pawa.
  Dɛn nɔ go rɔsti. Wi fɔ liv pan ɛni kɔst ɛn pas dɛn Kraut ya. I kin ivin mek lɛk se i dɔn brok, ɔ i kin aks fɔ sav dɛn insɛf. Fɔ tru, na fɔ shɔt tɛm nɔmɔ!
  Bɔt... dis na sɔntin we de mek wi sɔprayz. Klosap wantɛm wantɛm, sɔntin insay Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔn agens dis tink. I bin ribel nɔto lɛk di tɛm we bin dɔn pas, wit kɔnvulsiv trem we miks wit fred, bɔt i nɔ bin mek pis ɛn wit fɛt-fɛt. I nɔ put in et fɔ di SS man dɛn we kech am ɛn dɛn damn masta, di Fuhrer, insay wɔd - nɔto ivin insay tink. A nɔ bin de luk fɔ ɛksplen ɔ jɔstis. Bɔt a disayd klia wan fɔ misɛf: fɔ rɔnawe pan di fɔs rial chans. Ɛn if di wan dɛn we ay pas am gi am, ɛn if ivin smɔl chans de, i go ɛp di ɔda wan dɛn fɔ rɔnawe. Wetin du?! Bɔt bikɔs in na payɔnia! Ɛn payɔnia fɔ ɛp in kɔmpin dɛn - Komsomol mɛmba dɛn! Ɛn jɔs bikɔs i want am da we de, bɔt di fasist nɔ want am atɔl! Eh!!! I at fɔ tɔk to ɛnibɔdi, ɛn if yu nɔ no bɔt di ɔndawɔl we i dɔn fɔdɔm insay, i at fɔ rɔnawe... Oleg Rybachenko krɔmp di straw ɛn slam in fist pan in pilo. I nɔ go bi slev to Hitlɛr ɛn in pak! Di payɔnia fɔ di land fɔ Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn: i nɔ want fɔ shem ɛn pen - dat na inf, ɛn ɔltin de ya te i dɔn!!!
  Sɔm pan di gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi wek... Di po tin dɛn bin dɔn taya, na so di siti in il, mɔ, bin krak.
  Bɔt, alas, yu fɔ mek lɛk se yu de du am. As lɔng as i wɛr mask we de sho se i ɔmbul! A nɔ want fɔ go na di bɛsin na di Gestapo, ɛn fɔ panch mi fes nɔto big gladi...
  So i go stil fɛn in chans.
  Di tin we rili disgust na dɛn werewolf ya. A mɛmba di yay dɛn, ɛn naw, bifo dɛn blo, we di sɛns dɛn dɔn ay, di bɔbɔ-payɔnia-rayta bin ɔndastand klia wan: dɛn tin ya nɔto wulf, bɔt na tin dɛn we smat pas ɔl, we kɔmɔt frɔm dairekt muteshɔn. From jin displεsmεnt - bכku smat pas dεn dεjεnεret SS rayda dεm. Di kwɛstyɔn na, yu tink se dɛn smat pas di pipul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn?
  I klia se i dɔn bigin fɔ gɛt layt ɛn wi nid fɔ rɔsh.
  Oleg Rybachenko rol ova na in sayd, go pan ɔl in 4 fut ɛn krep bitwin di pipul dɛn we de slip to di krak wɔl. Dɛn bin bil am wit sɛns, fayn fayn wan, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt ol ɛn nɔ simen - yu nɔ bin ebul fɔ lus am we yu nɔ mek nɔys. Di vilej bin stil de slip, bɔt faya bin de bɔn na di get ɛn dɛn bin de si shado nia am. Motosaykl ɛn armored motoka nɔ de ɛnisay... Di lokal pipul dɛn de wach, ɔ wetin?
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin lɛf futprin we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko flinch - dɛn grap am na in sholda ɛn step bak, rɛdi fɔ difend insɛf. Bɔt insay di riflekshɔn dɛn tru di krak di yay dɛn fɔ di kol Ɔrora bin de spak.
  Di faya dɛbul aks se:
  -We di nekɛd man de go?
  Ɔleg Raybachenko bin wispa kwayɛt wan, bɔt i bin vɛks se: "A rili want fɔ rɔn." - Yu andastan hau dem get mi ya!?
  Kul Ɔrora bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Wail dis werewolf dem de herd wi... Although no werewolf at ol, bot somtin... - Di gyal bin konfuz fo luk fo explenishan. Dɔn i ad am wit shem. - Somtin de kosmik abaut dem. A nɔ no wetin...
  Oleg Rybachenko insɛf bin dɔn tɔk se:
  - Dɛn nɔ go mek yu kɔmɔt!
  Di titi we gɛt rɛd ia bin shrug se:
  - Dɛn nɔ go gi am so izi, bɔt di chans go kam ɔltɛm! Te da tɛm de, gɛda yu trɛnk. If di Krieta Rod gi, wi pipul dɛn go kam na Kraym ɛn swip Hitler in wikɛd spirit dɛn.
  Di mɔnin na Kraym bin tɔn to san ɛn kol, bɔt briz nɔ bin de blo. Di dɔti we kɔmɔt na di ren we bin kam yestede bin dɔn frɔz. Wɛl, winta nɔ bin want fɔ go we dɛn nɔ fɛt. Di frɔst bin de shayn bɔku bɔku wan, lɛk silva we skata ɛn hang, bɔt dis fayn fayn tin bin de mek pɔsin nɔ fil fayn. Pantap dat, tri bɔy pikin dɛn we ol lɛk twɛlv ia so we bin kam wit brawn bred ɛn wan big kɔl we gɛt sɔm tin dɛn we de smɛl fayn, we i klia se nɔto prizin styu (dɛn wan pan di SS gad dɛn we bin rili bad bin kam insay wit bol dɛn) bin ɛksplen klia wan to di gyal pikin dɛn we bin de na di stɔ- casemate wetin bin de ausayd Kol. Na tru se dɛnsɛf, lɛk aw i fayn fɔ pikin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin de rul, nɔ gɛt fut nɔmɔ. I ivin tan lɛk se dɛn gɛt da kayn ɔda de so dat yɔŋ pikin dɛn nɔ go te dɛn sus. Bɔt sɔntɛm dɛn nɔ go alaw dɛn fɔ kɔmɔt na di os ɛnisay.
  . CHAPTER No. 9.
  Aweva, i okay, dis nɔto rial frɔst, bɔt frɔst friz. Winta dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn, ɛn spring de blo na Kraym!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Oleg Rybachenko bin want fɔ brus in tit. Terribly bita na di mɔt. Ivin bכku mכr pas aw i bi - an dεn es fכ skrap tit.
  Di payɔnia rɔn go na di domɔt, jomp, ɛn brok wan ays. I stik am na in mɔt, chew am ɛn spit am kɔmɔt. Dɔn a was am bak ɛn mek i flɔ bak. Wantɛm wantɛm a bin fil fresh ɛn fil di rɔsh we Epril bin de rɔsh insay mi sol.
  Sɔntin bin de we gɛt likwid-flawa insay di kɔl ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i gɛt mɔs. A bin gɛt fɔ slɔp am oba di ed dɛn na di bol dɛn, ɛn, bay di we, di styu bin tɔn to te. Rili wit gusto, ɛn nɔto jɔs bikɔs ɔf angri. Di klab frɔm di SS, di degenerate gad, yawn wit ɔl in opin, felt mɔt ɛn slip luk rawnd. Bɔt naw a kin twist am na in ed, Ɔlɛg Raybachenko bin tink wantɛm wantɛm, we i de chef Yukren bred.
  Bɔt usay i go go leta? Dɛn go kɔba yu wit wan ol kɔmni, ɛn ivin wit wan lokal garison. Ɛn i go wɔs fɔ dɛn pas... Insay da vishɔn de - usay di Nazi dɛn bin put am dɔŋ lɛk hos.
  Dat na idiot fɔ sɛt insɛf lɛk dat... Nɔto insɛf, bɔt ɔda gyal pikin dɛn ɛn tri bɔy pikin dɛn. En imsef tu - di kontri go stil nid am.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin bigin fɔ tink gud wan. Tek, fo egzampl, plen - i nid fo geht duralumin na in dizain? I pɔsibul fɔ mek am ɔl wit wud, bɔt fɔ gi am di kayn we aw taytaniɔm at! Fɔ tink se wud, insay in fɔmula ɛn mɔlyul dɛn, gɛt so valɛns we i kin rili pas taytaniɔm pan trɛnk, wit smɔl wet.
  Dis min se di plen go mek i ebul fɔ muv mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn i go ebul fɔ liv.
  Yes, en bodi armor kin mek fo faiya dem fo supa klas en tank go bi laik dat...
  Yu nɔ go brok tru dɛn. Ivin di "Royal Tiger", we i si na vishɔn, go pas. Ɛn wi tank dɛn nɔ de fred dɔti. Ɛn di shel dɛn nɔ go ivin hit dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de it it, aks in sista-in-am wit wan vɔys we de mek i fil se:
  - Lisin, if yu tay sawdɔst wit rijen dɛn we dɛn bayz pan aqua regia, us ifɛkt yu go gɛt?
  Magarita bin ansa wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Dɛn go smok... - Di gyal bin sɔprayz. - Wetin yu bin tray?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk insay wan wispa se:
  - A bin de luk fɔ we fɔ mek wud gɛt mɔ trɛnk. Ɛn biliv mi, mi plen sho di prɛktikal pɔsibul fɔ du witout mɛtal pat!
  - Yu na rial Lomonosov Oleg... - Di sista in an put in finga na in lip ɛn kis di bɔbɔ na in fɔɛd.
  We dɛn bin de it, tu ɔda SS gad dɛn kam nia dɛn. Yestade Jaman jenɛral waka wit dɛn. Biɛn am, tu fɛtman dɛn de, wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal pikin, ɛn dɛn luk fayn. Also SS, bɔt frɔm wan difrɛn sɛktɔ. Na ya dɛn ɔl fayv bin ol mag wit sɔntin we de stim na dɛn an. Ɛn di yɔŋ fasist bin briŋ ɔda wan to in patna. Di smel we sinamɔn, ɔni, mɛlɔn ɛn apul bin de mek bin de flɔt tru di kesmɛt. Di jenɛral tɔk lawd wan wit vɔys we de aks kwɛstyɔn se:
  - Wi go hang di gyal pikin dem rait away or wi go get som fun fos!
  Di prizina dɛn we bin de rawnd bin de laf, ɛn ivin di SS gad dɛn bin de sɔpɔt am, ɛn di jenɛral we gɛt grey ia bin jɔs laf, i opin in mɔt lɛk buldɔg we gɛt strɔng ɛn lɔng fang dɛn we de mek pɔsin sɔprayz, in tit dɛn we nɔ pwɛl ɛn big lɛk ɔs we de pas.
  Sɔntɛm i kray se di gyal pikin dɛn de laf dis, bɔt... I bɛtɛ dis we pas fɔ kray ɛn sho kray wata to di Nazi dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tink bɔt am: dɛn go lɛf dɛn ya ɔ dɛn go drɛb dɛn kɔmɔt bak? Wɛl, infakt, wetin na di pɔynt fɔ dɛn chenj if di men tin na ɛkspiriɛns dɛn we nɔ gɛt klia gol. Wetin mek di Jamani pipul dɛn kin bɔn fiul we dɛn de drayv ikwipmɛnt? Ɛn if yu at least deliv dɛn sɔmsay, den sɔntɛm yu kin kam wit sɔntin we simpul pas dis. Lod pan trak ɔ tren dɛn. Ɛn transpɔt plen, if ɛkspiriɛns impɔtant so, wetin mek fɔ rigrɛt am?
  Wetin na di pɔynt fɔ lid dɛn lɛk ship we de pan chen? Ɔ dɛn de tɛst dɛn fɔ bia? Fɔ tru, nɔbɔdi pan di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ dɔn fɔdɔm yet. Yes, durin di fes transishon wi fol, bot e ton out okay. So wetin yu fɔ chɛk naw?
  Ɔ sɔntɛm di ebul fɔ bia kin bɛtɛ we pɔsin de yuz divays dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet. Dɛn kin mɛzhɔ dis ifɛkt? Ɛn so dɛn de drayv barefut na wan rod we de rɔn, ɛn i klia se dɛn nɔ de tray fɔ rich wan patikyula ples kwik kwik wan?
  Ɛn dis na lɔjik - if yu ɛkspiriɛns, den du am te di ɛnd. Ɛn chɛk di smɔl smɔl nyuans dɛn. Mek i bi as dem se - evritin go gud.
  Sɔntɛm dɛn de rɛdi dɛn sojaman dɛn so fɔ mek dɛn kɛr dɛn kapchɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ɛn kɛr dɛn go na Sayberia!
  Bihain ol dis tinkin, Oleg Rybachenko mis di moment wen dem bigin shackle dem and roughly push dem out. Ripitishɔn na di mama fɔ torment!!! Frɔzɛn dɔti wit pis ays kɔt di pikin in bare fut lɛk brok glas.
  Magarita bin ɛnkɔrej in brɔda in an wit trɛnk se:
  - Wan gud masaja we de gi wi trɛnk, dis kayn apliketa wit nidul we di sno kwin bin gi wi!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin jok bak se:
  "Nɔto di pen we pɔsin kin fil bad, ɔ ivin wetin kin mek i fil am-di tin we bad pas ɔl na di fred we pɔsin kin fred fɔ fil pen we kin mek pɔsin nɔ gɛt maynd!"
  Wan ɔda nyu, ɔ rayt ol torchɔ - oh wɛl, di nɔmba fɔ di grɔj go bɔku. Ɛn win dɛn bak.
  Afta ɔl, so i kin yus fɔ bia, ɛn i kin ivin bɛtɛ if chans de fɔ revaŋg!
  Ɛn sɔntɛm tray fɔ siŋ fɔ mek yu gladi. Jɔs fɔs gɛt di rizin.
  Di vilej bin wek lɔng tɛm bifo. Na di pikin dɛn nɔmɔ we bin de ɔlsay bin de go wit di karavan. Fɔ dɔn: ɔlrɛdi na di fɔrɛst, wan pan dɛn trowe fresh manyuɔr pan di fat lida fɔ di kɔnvoy, ɛn di wan ol pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut rɔnawe de laf. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi na di ed pat na di fɔrɛst, wan lɔng bɔbɔ we bin tan lɛk fɔtin ia kam mit. Wit blak kɔl ɛn insay shab klos, dɔti but, wit spia na an ɛn tu slim wayt dɔg, we bin tinap wantɛm wantɛm na di tu say dɛn na di ɔna, di kapchɔ dɛn we bin taya bɔt fayn, nɔ bin ebul fɔ apia. Di blak-ay bɔbɔ in raytan bin rap wit blɔd rag, ɛn in jɔnal i bin luk lɛk rollickingly careless. I klia se na jipsi ɔ ɔda jipsi uman: dɛn bin de drɛs di nɛk, in an ɛn yes wit wan tik tik hryvnia we twist, big big sliv ɛn iaring. Neks kam fo yong jipsi boi dem - dem bin de strain bot gladi gladi de drag wan big boar pan drag, bot froz in ples wen dem si di prushon.
  Dɛn bin de wispa ɛn pɔynt wit dɛn finga dɛn. Dɛn bin de yɛri bad bad jok dɛn bɔt di pipul dɛn we dɛn bin kapchɔ we nɔ bin wɛr bɛtɛ klos. Pantap dat, na blatant tri stori obscenity.
  Di SS man dɛn bin laf fɔ ansa dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ film lɛk se dɛn nɔ gɛt kɔlchɔ
  pikin dɛn kin sho dɔti tin dɛn we dɛn kin du. I tan lɛk se fɔ sho sɔntin we fiba dis na Jamani.
  Di big jipsi bɔbɔ ala sɔntin pan di pank dɛn. Dɛn bin kol wantɛm wantɛm
  Dɛn bin kwayɛt ɛn tinap wansay.
  Mirabela bin tɔk insay wan wispa se:
  - Fɔ tru, na di baron in pikin! Bɔt wetin i impɔtant?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk di rayt we:
  - Hitler et di jipsi dɛn. Dis min se di jipsi dɛn na wi padi dɛn. Bɔt wit dis kayn we aw dɛn de biev dɛn de shem di Romulus famili!
  We Oleg Rybachenko bin de pas, i mit di blu swɛt yay dɛn we di jipsi lida bin gɛt. Prayz bin de pan dɛm - di innate ɛn nɔ kɔnshɛns prayz fɔ wan yɔŋ predɛta we nɔ ɛva no fɔ win na layf. Dip disgres bin de, bɔt nɔto fɔ Ɔleg ɛn nɔto fɔ di ɔda pipul dɛn we dɛn bin chen we dɛn bin kapchɔ.
  Di payɔnia rayta aks di fri lida se:
  - Mek wi kik di Krauts in di gut! Wi go tear di dog dem apat?
  I bin ansa smɔl se:
  - Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔda di kɔfin!
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ du dat kwik kwik wan we di ples kol, lɛk aw di payɔnia dɛn se, wi na igl, nɔto blaynd rɔbish.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ivin disayd fɔ siŋ fɔ mek pipul dɛn gladi mɔ, ilɛksɛf dɛn stil de yɛri am. Yu fɔ sɛt yusɛf fɔ win;
  Tɛnda de blo ɛn ɔn dɛn de ala, .
  Wɔ dɔn bigin bak na di wɔl!
  Na de wi detachment bin de Ɔktoba, 1999.
  We di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin kam fɔ atak di Fatherland!
  
  Wan tay de tay - wan Fritz nia Mɔsko, .
  Volleys of guns bin de spray faya...
  Dig trench wit wan titi we nɔ gɛt fut, .
  Fɔ protɛkt di we aw dɛn de kam nia di at na Rɔshia!
  
  Dɛn kil sɔmbɔdi, bɔt Lɛnin de liv, .
  In evri smayl en evri grin!
  Di sawnd we di trɔmpɛt dɛn de mek na pawaful - i nɔ go te igen wi go go waka, .
  Wi na payɔnia dɛn we gɛt maynd!
  
  Di tank dɛn de bɔn, di Fritz dɛn de kaput, .
  Wi de bit boldly - pikin dɛm fɔ di pipul dɛm!
  Di Katyushas go swip away di abomination - .
  Wi de prez di Ɔlmayti Masta - Rod!
  
  Na wi bɔn - no fɔ win, .
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ fɔgiv kɔvayd wan smɔl!
  Pas di ɛgzam - klia wan wan A, .
  Wɛl, Adɔlf bin step pan di rɛk!
  
  Di Rɔshian sojaman na fetful hiro, .
  I nɔ no di wɔd dɛn - i AWOL!
  No se dɛn bɔn yu wit rɛd drim, .
  Wi kin yuz ivin wulf we dɔn sizin!
  
  Wi Stalingrad, wi Leningrad, .
  Di oli land fɔ jayant dɛn de ɔlsay!
  Di shel dɛn bin hit lɛk ays blɔk we vɛks bad bad wan, .
  Ɛn di payɔnia dɛn gɛt wanwɔd wit di Fatherland!
  
  Wi kin flay, a biliv, go na Mas, .
  Wi kin bil rɔket dɛn to Venus!
  Wɛl, di fasist de stak yu na yu yay, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ de we gɛt fet we strɔng pas Rɔshian!
  
  I dɔn brok, biliv di Fritz in bakbon,
  Wi go win, ilɛksɛf wi de angri naw!
  Dɛn go krɔs di mad animal, .
  Wɛl, win go kam insay wam May!
  
  Nɔ kray to mama, nɔ shed kray wata, .
  If a day, tek mi as kɔmyunis!
  Stung to misɛf lɛk glu we dɔn pwɛl, .
  Na di fasist dɛn nɔmɔ i de bɛnifit!
  I at fɔ waka na di sno, bɔt fɔtunate wan, di dɔti bin mɛlt kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn afta dat, ɔltin tan lɛk aw i bin de bifo. Ɔltɛm tru di kɔna dɛn na di mawnten, avɔyd di say dɛn we mɔtalman de, de stɔp, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i de na wan sɛklɔ.
  Nɔ, dɛn bin de waka if yu luk di San insay sɔm kayn spiral. Na di dairekshɔn fɔ Sevastopol, ɛn dat na fɔ shɔ.
  Bɔt di sem tɛm, di kɔlɔn bin stil bɛn. Di kɔnvayɔr dɛn bin de ala, di wan dɛn we de fɛn ples bin de mek nɔys. Ɛn bak tɛst dɛn.
  Dɛn drɛb mi bak insay di jel, na dis tɛm nɔmɔ dɛn drɛb mi insay di blɔd we dɛn bin de shed trade. Ivin di smel fɔ manyuɔr nɔ dɔn lɔs.
  Bɔt bɔku hay de, yu go slip saful saful. Dɛn bin pul di chen dɛn na wi ɛn dɛn bin tɛl wi fɔ wet fɔ it ivintɛm it.
  Ɛn dɛn bin rili rɛspɛkt am: fayv lokal uman dɛn bin apia, dɛn bin de kɛr wan big tin we ful-ɔp wit milk sup.
  Magarita bin sɔprayz ɛn aks Kpɛntin Natasha se:
  - Mirekul de insay siev ɔ we nɔ gɛt siev. Bɔt fɔ tru, ɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn kin du gud pas aw wi prɔpaganda de sho dɛn, ɔ wi na bɔd dɛn we gɛt valyu!
  Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk wit rud rud wan se:
  - Nɔ flat yusɛf tumɔs! Dɛn kin gi gini pig dɛn tin fɔ it we balans ɔltɛm.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin put am insay di rayt we:
  - Ɛn mɔ di pig dɛn! So dat yu go gɛt mɔ wet kwik kwik wan!
  Di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Di trut de tɔk tru di mɔt fɔ pikin! Nɔ gladi wit rɛshɔn we gɛt fri-an! Pantap dat, na prizin!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Wi go bɛtɛ it ɛn afta dat wi go si!
  Vermicelli bin de flot tik tik na di sup en i bin luk lek se dem ivin ad oni. Ɛn dɛn bin kam wit di bred we fresh ɛn i bin de smɛl fayn fayn wan. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn de na wan risɔt. I wam na di stɔ. Ɛn tink bɔt spring se i dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam bak, ɛn push Mama Winta na sayd.
  Oleg Rybachenko drink di bol, den we i si se di big tin nɔ ɛmti yet, i aks fɔ mɔ.
  Afta dat slip kam to am ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn ɔl tu lɛk wef frɔm di fɔdɔm we wan mɛtiɔrayt fɔdɔm - wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd.
  Wan zombie terminator jomp op frɔm biɛn. A ivin fil sɔri fɔ Dmitry Baranov. Di bulɛt bin nak am rayt na in chɛst. Bɔt di zombie we dɛn bin dɔn kɔndɛm bifo tɛm nɔ notis ɛn faya.
  - Mi bɔdi stil dɔn day ali ɛn di ɛkstra lid nɔ de mɔna mi atɔl. - Dmitry bin smayl, so i bin de mek i fred, lɛk pɔsin we dɔn day.
  - Ugh ɛn ɔra! Yu de mɛmba mi bɔt Ɛdis. - Margarita notis, i de ala.
  Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin ledɔm na di stɛp we de ɔp na di brij, i nɔ bin jɔs de tek faya na di say we dɛn de kɔmɔt na di sojaman dɛn kɔmpawtmɛnt, bɔt i bin de tek faya bak na wan impɔtant pat na di kɔridɔ. From ya i konvinyent fo swip away kala gyal dem we de jomp komot fo di kabin wit faya. Na di sem tɛm, wan wan tɛm, i nid fɔ muf insɛf, ɛn chenj in pozishɔn:
  - Nɔ wɔri, sista Magarita, ɛnimi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi nɔ rich wan ɔndrɛd. Wi go manej sɔm kayn we!
  - Ivin less dan seventi, a de stat "laud sweep"! - Di Komsomol bea bin bare in snout.
  - Muv insay di injin rum, di ɛnimi kin blo di bɔyl dɛn ɛn tray fɔ sink di ship! - Naw di rɛd-hɛd Ɔrora bin de wɔri klia wan. Bɔt, fɔ tru, i nɔ bin shot ɛni wɔs, i de klin am kɔmɔt lɛk rɔst wit ɛmeri saw. Ɛn tub dɛn de we gɛt blɔd frɔm in kis dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit am!
  - Kam ya! Na bay skru dɛn! - Margarita se wan frayz frɔm in fav katun. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, di katun we bin tinap tranga wan insay dis Nazi rial tin we bin de chenj bad bad wan. - Dɛd bɔdi dɛn fɔ go na ɛlfaya!
  Di Komsomol gyal bin waka dɔŋ di kɔridɔ lɛk wan big big briz we de dɔnawe wit am. Na di kɔmpawtmɛnt dɛn, taytaniɔm domɔt dɛn, stɛl patishɔn dɛn. Zombies de bihain am. I nɔ de ayd, ɛn naw na in yon tɛm. M-18 rayf, kaliba 7.45. I de hit ɛksaktɔli, rayt bifo di at. Di zombie kriminal de knock down by dis, i fɔdɔm, bɔt afta dat i jomp ɔp. I de trowe wan grenade.
  - Wel, yu na macho we nɔ de fɔgiv. - Margarita de sɔprayz.
  Wan Komsomol gyal bin nak di injin rum domɔt. I bin pul wan boomerang disk, ɛn i bin kɔt bɔku pipul dɛn. I bin dɔn di ɔda wan dɛn wit swing dɛn we i bin de swing in dagɔ. Di bɔdi fɔ wan fɛtman we gɛt Japan ficha dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay tik tik stim. In fes bin bɔn wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i nɔ bin no natin bikɔs i bin shɔk, ɔ sɔntɛm i bin ivin fɔdɔm.
  - Di klin-ap de go fayn! - Margarita bin bring am to wi atenshon.
  - A nɔto pɔsin we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin bak! - Wan gladi gladi Ɔrora ansa. Dɛn yɛri wan lɔng mashin gɔn bɔs frɔm ɔp, dɔn tu ɔda wan dɛn. Di Komsomol gyal shot, i mek di ɛnimi nɔ tɔk natin.
  - Dɛn de brok tru frɔm ɔl di say dɛn. I tan lɛk se yu de na di gem Annihilation. - Di faya dɛbul dray go.
  - A de muv tu. Bɔku bɔdi dɛn de we pɔsin kin si. Bɔt di men wan dɛn we de agens dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kol. - Margarita bin ripɔt.
  Wan grenade fragmɛnt bin wund Dmitry. I bin slap rayt tru, flay kɔmɔt na di bak. Prizina Baranov jɔs pres in finga to in lip:
  - No nid fɔ ala, i nɔ de ambɔg mi.
  Magarita swɛt in rayt yay ɛn tɔk se: "Nɔ go na ɛlfaya bifo yu anti!"
  - A de obe! - Bɔt di zombie bin du di ɔpɔzit.
  Magarita waka na di kɔridɔ, wan ɔda bɔm bɔm, sɔmbɔdi kray fɔ lɔng tɛm, lɛk se dɛn de pul nel, ɛn wan ebi grenade bɔm.
  Ɔrora we nɔ gɛt natin, we dɔn kil di wan dɛn we rɔnawe, i chuk in ed insay di kebin, wan, tu, tri. Na di nɔmba 4 nɔmɔ dɛn bin want fɔ ros am wit faya, bɔt di Komsomol gyal bin de bifo dɛn, ɛn i bin de fos in ɛnimi dɛn fɔ sɛt mɔt sote go.
  - Dɛn de lɛf smɔl, bɔt sɔm de ayd na wan sɛl nia di westɛm. - Ɔrora de ala. - Fɔ trowe grenade na denja, trik.
  - Imitate di vois of di kapten of dis stinking trowe. - Mirabela Korshunova bin advays. Dɛn go opin am fɔ yu, dɔn yu kin tek tɛm kɔt am insay wan bɔs. Stingers nɔ fɔ drawn. A de bihain di enjin naw, yus wan boomerang. Wan grenade fragment wund di tof Dima. I bin slap rayt tru, flay kɔmɔt na di bak. Prizina Baranov jɔs pres in finga to in lip:
  ng, a bin film tri mɔ.
  Frisky Aurora bin swɛt wit rial wɔri:
  - We yu du am, i nɔ go te igen ɛlikopta dɛn go apia, ɛn i go wɔs fɔ wi.
  Roar in ansa:
  - As if yu nɔ no!
  & Di Faya Tɛminatɔ Dɛbul bin gri:
  - A no, op de wam di sol!
  ME-198 layt ɛn sawnd grenade dɛn bin flay go na Ɔrora. Di Komsomol gyal rɔsh fɔ mit dɛn, i bin de drɛb dɛn wit in bɔdi. Di fil we gɛt siks ston dɛn bin de wok lɛk rɔba, ɛn i bin de mek di grenade dɛn kam bak. Di bɔdi dɛn de flay kɔmɔt bak, a taya fɔ ivin kɔnt.
  Wan Komsomol gyal rɔn rawnd di kɔna, ledɔm, faya bɔrst, kɔt dɔŋ di wan dɛn we de tray fɔ kam insay frɔm biɛn. Wan man apia we wɛr animal sus, bɔt di mad Ɔrora bin de wet fɔ am, ɛn wan tɛm i tek am dɔŋ wit di sem grenade lansa we fɔdɔm pan di Yanki sojaman. Di shot na kwik pawaful en i hit di pat we vulnerable pas ɔl - di vayza. Dɛn bin blo af pan in ed ɛn wan big big mɛtal mas bin fɔdɔm wit wan sawnd we de ring na di klos.
  - Yu nid fɔ gɛt snek! - Aurora di greyhaund bin jok.
  Naw di Komsomol gyal kam nia di westɛm ɛn, we i falamakata di kɔmanda in vɔys, i se:
  - A bin wund! Di Mujahideen dem de chase mi! Mek dis oda in.
  Wɛl, udat gɛt maynd fɔ nɔ obe. Di Komsomol gyal jomp pan di siling, sikyuɔr insɛf ɛn, we i de faya frɔm di domɔt in tap, i pwɛl nayntin sojaman dɛn we bin de fred, ɛn nak dɛn ed.
  - Di fɔs pat fɔ klia na di ples we denja pas ɔl dɔn dɔn. - Di Komsomol gyal bin anɔys.
  Wan jɔk bin de nia Magarita, ɛn i jomp insay di say we dɛn opin. Na ya na di hold, wan desperate smel de fɔ bɔn mɛtal ɛn wan piercing whiff of explosives. Ɔda pɔsin kin tray fɔ "jɔmp di bot" ɛn fɔdɔm tru, pans am tru. Tu man, we klia klia wan blaynd, es dɛn an ɛn ala insay Inglish:
  - Nɔ shot! Mek wi giv op! Spare wi in di nem fɔ di Jɛnɛva Kɔnvɛnshɔn.
  Magarita Kɔrshunova we bin gɛt gud at pas ɔlman nɔ bin ebul fɔ kil pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn dat mek i bin jɔs ɔf dɛn wit di prɛshɔn we in finga dɛn kin prɛs am ɔltɛm. Rigrɛt bin de na di wɔri bea in vɔys:
  - Wi stil bi so yong boi dem. Wel, wetin mek yu nid dis NATO ami? If, God forbid, yu stej provokeshon, wi go krash yu laik kitten. Say ɔrɛnj Ɔrora, wi dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ klin.
  - Di ɛnimi kin de ayd. Tray fɔ lisin ɛn kech di briz we de wɔri, ɛn wi gɛt fayn fayn sɛns fɔ smɛl! - Di red-haired fury bin de snor lawd wan bay wilful.
  - Yes, a bin smɛl di swɛt. Di bɔdi dɛn dɔn de kam fɔ bigin fɔ rɔtin, dɔn di tin dɛn we wi ebul fɔ du go ple agens wi! - Mirabela bin fek bɔt i kray lawd wan.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn slip pas di kabin dɛn. Ɔrora bin rɔn mɔ fast. Na dis na di smel fɔ adrenaline, tri fresh fɛtman dɛn de. Wi bin rɛdi ɛn frɔz insay ambush.
  "Dis nɔto siriɔs tin igen." Fɔ ansa dis, wan shot frɔm wan RPG bin ring. Di shɔɛl bin flay pas, bɔt i bin chuk wan pat pan di plet we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Bɔt stil, dɛn mek dis pawa fɔ faya agens di T-7. Wan Komsomol gyal bin klos fɔ blaynd fɔ trowe wan bumerang disk, kɔt sɔmbɔdi, ɛn dɛn yɛri wan kray. I bɔs insay wit tu-tri shot dɛn, ɛn kil di wan dɛn we gɛt maynd. Di ɔda wan dɛn bin de ala se:
  - Wi de giv op tu!
  Bikɔs Ɔrora bin vɛks, i kik wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sote i nak tri pan dɛn wan tɛm.
  - Kripul di pipul dɛn prɔpati! - Di Komsomol tɛrminatɔ bin grɔmbul.
  Na wan yɔŋ pɔsin nɔmɔ we dɛn bin kɔndɛm bin lɛf fɔ tinap.
  Margarita we bin de na di hold bin mit bak we pipul dɛn bin de agens am. We i bin de go, i shot wan sojaman, we i klia se na Grin Brɛt. Dɛn ala se: "han-to-han fɛt!"
  Magarita ansa wit wan ala ala se:
  - Duya, mɛrsi! - I bin du di "dabul klo" tɛknik. Dis bin mek di Grin Bɛrit in nɛk brok.
  A grap grenade, i bin sef smɔl ya, i tan lɛk se wan duzin sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ put di skaut lɔ insay prɔsis: fɔ sev pan ɛnitin. Bɔt Magarita bin ivin lɛk dis gem insay in yon we:
  - Wel, fayn, if yu insist so. Mek wi ple baysbol, yu fav Amerikan rol as pitcha.
  - If yu want, a kin si se yu kin ple wit dɛn! - Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia bin de gigl.
  - Nɔ mind! - Di blant kil gigl ivin lawd.
  - A waka along di koridor, kabin stil de we dem no klia. - Di Komsomol gyal bin don de muv oredi, dem de yeri shot lain, na dem bi di las wan. Ɔrora we nɔ bin de fred nɔ bin ivin ayd insɛf, ɛn i bin prawd fɔ pul in chɛst.
  - A tan lɛk rɔbɔt tɛrminatɔ. - Onli nor go ivin get eni dents lef in mi.
  Di Komsomol gyal bin waka kwayɛt wan dɔŋ di stɛp dɛn. Turn on di infrared riflekta. A bin de chɛk di kabin dɛn. I tan lɛk se dɛn stil de muf. Agile Aurora step oba di bɔdi dɛn, i jomp lɛk doe ɔ ninja. I nɔ bin want fɔ west amɔn, so i jɔs flay go insay di kebin. I waka pas wit dagɔ, ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ tɔk natin. Dɔn di nɛks, di sem kayn taktik dɛn.
  Magarita nɔ de west tɛm bak, i de trowe grenade dɛn na wan kɔba ak. Wan bɔm de bɔn dɔn ɔda wan de ala. Di sojaman we dɛn kɔt wit shrapnel, rɔn kɔmɔt na di kɔridɔ ɛn kam mit wan boomerang disk.
  - Ɛn dis wan de go de bak! - Margarita bin sɔprayz. - Aw una ɔl lɛk spaysi it.
  Wan zombie we stil gladi bin de flash bifo am. I opin faya frɔm wan Izrɛlayt mashin gɔn, i tan lɛk se i pik am bitwin di trofi dɛn, wit di menasing nem "Amagɛdɔn". Ɛn i tan lɛk se i kil pɔsin, di bulɛt dɛn rikochɛt kɔmɔt na di sayd dɛn, ɛn nak nyu blɔd stɛyn dɛn.
  Magarita bin notis se di smel we di bɔdi bin de smɛl frɔm di zombie bin dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ; Na ya bak wan shot de ɛn bak fragmɛnt dɛn pan di dayman in bon dɛn ren dɔŋ.
  Magarita bin rɔn rawnd di kɔridɔ, ɛn i bin de faya frɔm wan M-18 we dɛn bin kech. Na shem yu get fo richaj. Bɔt yu kin yuz grenade dɛn we dɛn dɔn kech. A nɔ de fil sɔri fɔ mi yon pipul dɛn. Di titi trowe dɛn wan patikyula we, i de pik dɛn wit di fut finga dɛn na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin.
  "Lemons" flay, i de ton yu gut aut. Wi kin si di bɔdi dɛn ɛn ɔltin kin kwayɛt. I tan lɛk se ɛnibɔdi nɔ fɔ lɛf.
  - I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn kwayɛt dɔŋ ya. - Na so wan Komsomol gyal se.
  Agile Aurora konfam se:
  - A dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na mi rod. - Di terminator scout bin dil wit wan ɔda bɔnch. Naw di ditel dɛn stil de. Lɛk fɔks we de fɛn hεri, i rɔn go na di las domɔt we de na di lɛft. I bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Wan nɛtmɛr de rul na mi pikin dɛn, wan stɛl blo go krɔs yu! A go shot Rambo in eg ɛn grind di bon dɛn! A go mek ɔlman sɔprayz!
  Wan grenade de flay kɔmɔt de ɛn go insay di kɔridɔ. Di ferocious Aurora knock am dɔŋ as i de go. Eksploshɔn, fragmɛnt dɛn de flay. Wan ɔda wan bin nak di wɔl, i bounce off ɛn flay bak, dɛn bin de kɔntrol am wit an.
  Wan krash bin de na di domɔt. Dɛn kin yɛri pipul dɛn we de ala. Di Komsomol gyal luk insay di kabin. Di ɔfisa de tray fɔ gɛda in gut. Wan pikchɔ we rili bad.
  - Yes, yu bin pɔnish yusɛf. - Dashing Aurora finish wit wan filin fɔ sɔri. - In jenerol, fo mai opinion, grenade no de aesthetically pleasing. Bɔt dis bɛtɛ pas fɔ yuz simpul fist. Dɛn dɔn klia di las kebin! Aw yu fart Margarita de?
  - Drag di prizina! - Na im wan Komsomol gyal se. - Luk laik se na ol ova ya tu.
  Ɔrora sɛn in kɔl sayn tru di woki-tɔki:
  - Lisin to mi, Don Kixote. Wi jos don komplit di opareshon, evritin don klia, di tim fit disembark.
  - Wan smɔl sabmarin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de go. Bɔt nɔ fɔgɛt fɔ dil wit di Jump ɛlikopta dɛn. - Mɛtal vɔys de sawnd lɛk dɔl saw we de kɔt yu yes.
  - Na tru se wi de wet fɔ dɛn ɔlrɛdi. - Di animal we gɛt rɛd ia dɔn dɔn.
  Tri "Sachkov" bin rili enta en bin don de kam nia. Margarita ɛn Aurora grab di RPG - "supercobra", wan analɔg fɔ di RPG twɛnti-nayn ɛn siks. Tri grenade launchers bin tɔn aut fɔ rɛdi. I impɔtant fɔ mek di ɛnimi ridyus di distans ɛn slo. Fɔs, di "Nɛt" de tray fɔ go dɔŋ fɔ mek i ebul fɔ chɛk di dɛk dɛn ɛn di bandit dɛn we bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak di bɛst ami na di wɔl. Di impɔtant vɛshɔn fɔ di Nɛt gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn, gud wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn tri prɔpala dɛn. Nɔto ɔl anti-aircraft sistem go tek am, yu kin si aw dɛn de faya thermal missiles. Wetin bad wit wan RPG spina? Wan we nɔ de gayd insɛf. Dis min se i at fɔ kɔmɔt pan am. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di gyal pikin dɛn kin aim ɛn tek di lid na kɔna.
  Magarita pre bak. Afta ɔl, gud man dɛn de na di ɛlikopta. כlrεdi di skin de fil di muvmεnt we di bled dεm de muv. Di tɔch we di briz de tɔch kin mek pɔsin gladi ɛn i kin mek pɔsin fred.
  - Oh, a de pwɛl bak, wan wok fɔ at! Wan kɔrej fɔ wan sojaman!
  Ɔrora we bin gladi, bin grin:
  "Fɔ ɔl di wok dɛn we dɛn de du, na di sojaman dɛn masta wok dɛn we de mek pipul dɛn mɛmba mɔ ɛn we de mek dɛn kray pas ɔl!"
  - Rayt! Peint we dɛn peint wit blɔd brayt pas ɔyl peint ɛn i de fade sloslo! - Margarita gri, i sɔri frɔm fos kruk. So dɛn tek ɔltin na kɔna, yu kin shot!
  - Mek Texas jɔstis bi! - As ɔltɛm, Ɔrora nɔ dɔn lɔs in sɛns fɔ laf.
  Di shɔɛl dɛn bin rip di motoka dɛn bɛlɛ. Di tɔntebul dɛn bin brok brok ɛn tɔn to smɔl smɔl pat dɛn. Di faya dɛbul faya frɔm in tu an dɛn wan tɛm, ɛn na dat mek dɛn kɔba ɔl di tri motoka dɛn.
  Di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn nɔ bin nak di gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn bin de flay pas.
  Kara-132 bin apia na di fa fa say. Di plen dɛn we dɛn bin bay frɔm Ajentina bin de flay na ay ay ples. Dɛn shot blaynd wan, insay dɛn krayzi flay.
  - Dis na ɔda miskɛri. - Margarita bin notis. - Shrinking of di maynd.
  Di Komsomol mɛmba we gɛt rɛd ia bin gri se:
  - A guess, yes! I go tranga fɔ pul dɛn na di RPG.
  - Bɔt a go tray ɛni we! - Margarita, we naw fɔgɛt bɔt gudnɛs, bin de rayt wit wamat. - Bɔt frɔm ɔda mɔ vaylɛnt ɛn lɔng-rɛnj grenade lansa we dɛn mek agens rapid riakshɔn tank dɛn. - Di blond Komsomol memba sho wan impreshɔnal-luk wɛpɔn.
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin tɛst di impɔtant prɔpati dɛn we "stinga" gɛt? - Ɔrora bin gi advays, i bin de sho in pal tit.
  - I sɔri fɔ spɛn pan dis kayn ol tin! - Margarita bin snap.
  - Bɔt i go stil gɛt impɔtant demonstreshɔn. Mek wi gyal pikin dem wach am di sem taim. - Di tɛrminatɔ bea trowe wan dagɔ wit in chiseled fut, di tip pier rayt insay di yay fɔ di blak man we de tray fɔ luk aut frɔm biɛn di paip.
  "Den na wan Stinger nɔmɔ de, ɛn a go mek do wit wan grenade lansa." - Ansa di brayt padi.
  - Okay, mek wi du dat. - Ɔrora rɔsh go na di westɛm. Di fɔma penalty bɔksa we dɛn bin dɔn kɔt in bɔdi we nem Dmitry Baranov, ɔ wan bɔdi we gɛt layf, bin waka pas dɛn, lɛk se na bay wilful i de put insɛf pan bulɛt. Sɔntɛm, wit di ɛp we di layt kɔmpyuta ikwipmɛnt dɛn bin ɛp dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ si di zombie dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de fa. Big kaliba mashin gɔn dɛn bin hit, bɔku pan di bulɛt dɛn bin ren dɔŋ. Bɔt et pipul dɛn de we de shot, ɛn bɔku bɔku tawzin bulɛt dɛn de kɔmɔt. Dɛn panch di zombie ɛn i fɔdɔm! Di sojaman we bin brok kpatakpata wispa se:
  - A fulfil mi duty!
  - Luk laik am! Usay di Ɔrora we de ala, if nɔto fɔ di "armor" we dɛn fɔ dɔn hit mi lɔng tɛm bifo. - Margarita bin luk rawnd.
  - A de ya! - Wan Komsomol gyal bin bring wan "Bumblebee" ɛn "Stinger" grenade lansa. - Naw aim.
  Magarita miks bak wit in wɛpɔn, si ɛvri muvmɛnt we di ɛnimi de muv, wan sɔft prɛs pan di trig. Di projɛktayl de flay! Bɔt di Stinger bin wok, ɛn i bin rich di target bɔku bifo dat. Di Amɛrikan wɛpɔn bin bɔn so lawd wan dat ivin wan ɛlikopta we bin de nia de, dɛn bin trowe am. Bikɔs ɔf dis tin we nɔ bin de apin, Magarita bin mis:
  - Bad! Dis na di fɔs tɛm dis we dis apin to mi!
  - I chenj di trajektɔri, nɔ vɛks, Komsomol gyal! - Wispa di Dmitry Baranov we de day.
  - Sɔntɛm! Bɔt mi intuition bin fel mi. - Margarita bin redi naw fɔ kray.
  - Tray bak. - Aurora bin ɛnkɔrej am.
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se Kara-132 bin gɛt damej frɔm wan pat pan wan kɔleja we bin dɔn fɔdɔm, i go na di sayd ɛn bigin fɔ kam dɔŋ. Magarita bin kɔnfyus ɛn fil bad ɛn tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm i dɔn gɛt inof fɔ naw!
  Di bitch we gɛt rɛd ia wit gud tin dɛn bin de grɔmbul:
  - Okay, na tɛm fɔ ɔndo di Stingers. Di rod klia.
  Klosap di sem tɛm wit in wɔd dɛn, wan sabmarin bin kam. Smɔl, bɔt dɛn bin rili bɔku, 4 fɛtman dɛn we wɛr ilɛktronik sus bin jomp kɔmɔt lɛk katapult. Margarita luk dɛn: dɛn bin wɛr armored suit, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin luk lɛk di fɔs mɔdel dɛn.
  - Wi go lod di Stingers? - Ask di gret-granpikin fɔ Lomonosov ɛn Stenka Razin.
  - Di westɛm dɔn opin! - Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia ansa. - Mek wi giv am to yu!
  . CHAPTER No. 10.
  Di kɔmand ɔfisa fɔ di parachuta dɛn, we na di kɔlɔnɛl, bin tɔk kol wan se:
  - Wɛl, lɛ wi ɔndo kwik kwik wan ɛn tray fɔ dil wit dis kɔni wɛpɔn.
  Wan Komsomol gyal bin de waka na di dɛk wan Jamani G-5 rayf bin de ledɔm rawnd. Neks to am, na wan ɔda wan we gɛt grenade lansa. As i kin bi fɔ Jamani, i rili ay kwaliti, sɔntɛm i ivin bɛtɛ pas di M-18, ɔ, pan ɔl we i bi, i kin rili abop pan am. Di nyu mɔdan mɔdel MG-8, we na Jamani bak, dɛn dɔn skru am, bɔt i nɔ rili intres di wan dɛn we de du risach.
  Dɛn bin de kip di Stingers insay oblong kɔntena dɛn, dɛn bin tek tɛm stak dɛn, sikyuɔr dɛn ɛn layn dɛn wit shɔk-absɔb nɛt dɛn we dɛn yuz wan haydrolayz kusɛn. Dɛn bin pul dɛn kɔmɔt ɛn pak dɛn. Komsomol gyal pikin dem aktivli helep dem armoured guys. Wan pan di tin dɛn we dɛn fɛn na wan RPG -49 we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, we na di nyu mɔdel.
  - I strenj, wi nɔ bin ɛkspɔt dɛn wan ya. - Di kɔlɔnɛl we de in chaj fɔ di ɔpreshɔn notis. Dɔn i tɔn to di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn ansa wit zil se:
  "Yu nɔ de si uman dɛn lɛk yu na ɛni akshɔn fim." Bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn ɛn di kech we dɛn kech wan big ship. A tink se i nɔ go te igen dɛn go mek wan fim pan yu tɔpik. - Ɛn wan kray we tɛnda de kray. - Dɛn go kɔl am Margarita ɛn Aurora ayd di zon!
  Fɔ tru, natin nɔ de ya;
  Dɛn bin gɛt impɔtant mɔdel dɛn bak fɔ OG ɛn PG, mɔdel dɛn we gɛt mɔ pawaful ɛksplɔziv dɛn. Na patikyula, di PG bin yuz 4 kayn asid, ɛn ilɛktrik indukshɔn, we mek am pɔsibul fɔ lanch wan blast wev, we bin de pier multilayer active armor wit wan anti-kumulativ shild insay wan narrower dairekshɔn (Ɛn usay Magarita bin rid dis kayn fikshɔn?) . Di kɔst kin dia smɔl, bɔt i kin wok fayn.
  - "Pershing" dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol. - A notis di gyal pikin fɔ Lomonosov ɛn Korshunov we dɛn lay lay mɛmori dɔn wek. - Mɔ advans Powell tank dɛn dɔn apia na savis dɛn gɛt tu kru mɛmba dɛn nɔmɔ, ɛn dɛn de posishun prone. I rili fiba wi Soviet IS-10, na di klos nɔmɔ tik smɔl. I bin fɔ dɔn fayn fɔ kech am.
  - Nɔto ɔlman kin kech na di zon. Wi go grab somtin fo Antarctica tu. - Ɔrora jok, sɛn san glare wit in tit. - Wi nɔ de fred frɔst.
  - A no am! - Magarita flash in pal tit dɛn ivin brayt.
  We dɛn bin de tɔk, dɛn bin de ɔndo di Stingers. Na wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fayv pan dɛn bin de. Fayv dɛn bin fɔ dɔn rich na Rɔshia, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn, afta dɛn dɔn prosɛs dɛn, dɛn bin transfa dɛn to tɛroris dɛn.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn aks di kɔlɔnɛl se:
  - Usay di ston dɛn de?
  Wan spɛshal sojaman we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin ɛksplen to di fayn fayn pipul dɛn wit rizin se:
  - Di tru tin na dat if dɛn briŋ dɛn kam na Sɔviɛt Rɔshia, dɛn go lɔs dɛn prɔpati kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn nɔ no ustɛm dɛn go gi dɛn bak.
  - Na dat! - Na uman Komsomol mɛmba dɛn dɔn kɔnfyus am.
  Kɔnɔl Yuri (na ya Magarita mɛmba se i gɛt wan fani sɔmnem we nem Petukhov!), bin gi advays bɔt di tin we Sɔlɔn disayd fɔ du:
  - So mek dɛn de wit yu fɔ naw. Jɔs gi di Turkish Sultan nɔto sɛvin, bɔt siks. Ɔl di sem tin, i nɔ go ebul fɔ yuz armor amplifaya ɛn stinga, ɛn di lɛvɛl we di tɛroris dɛn go abop pan yu go bɔku.
  Di faya dɛbul, fɔ tru, bin gri wit dis prɔpɔzal:
  - Wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt. Us ston a fɔ lɛf?
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin rɔtin in ay ay fɔɛd, rɔtin dɛn bin de apia na di mun layt lɛk si ripɛl, dɔn i smol smol. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, i bin disayd fɔ du sɔntin:
  - Di wan we de absɔb raytin, yu kin nid am. Ɛn di ɔda siks go kam bak to wi afta dɛn dɔn dil wit di Turkish Sultan. - Di Kɔnɔl rɔn di edj fɔ in an akɔdin to in trot.
  Naw Margarita in intres dɔn wek:
  - Aw lɔŋ i go tek fɔ mek di Stingers bak?
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin deklare wit kɔnfidɛns, ɛn i bin de rɔb di yɔlɔsh-ɔrɛnj gras na di zon wit di spayk say na in but.
  - Nɔto so, wi gɛt spɛshal rɔbɔt disayna dɛn we go du dis. - Ɛn i wev in fist. Wi go du am insay wan awa ɔ wan awa ɛn af! Wi go mek yu no.
  We Ɔrora jomp ɔp, i bin de gigl, ɛn i bin de sho in tit dɛn:
  - Okay, wetin bɔt wi wok?
  Di spɛshal fɔs kɔmanda bin ala se:
  - Go na di siti, kil ɔlman we de na yu rod! We yu du dat, yu go mek di grup we de sɔpɔt Amɛrika we nem Kɔnstans wik ɛn mek mɔ nɔys. Yes, di Turkish Sultan go gladi fɔ yu.
  - Dis na lɔjik? - Tu Komsomol memba dem klia wan dawt di aidia dem.
  Di spɛshal fɔs kɔlɔnɛl bin laf tranga wan:
  - Wi bin kɔlkul lɔjik wan! So Rɔshian Rambo we wɛr skit de go ɔntin.
  - Wel, fo naw a op se wi go distract yu enemi dem from yu. - Aurora in yay dɛn layt wit wan shayn we nɔ gɛt wɛlbɔdi.
  - Yu nɔ nid katrij? - Ask di kɔmbat kɔlɔnɛl.
  Dɛn tu viks dɛn ya nɔd fɔ sho se dɛn gri:
  - I nɔ go at, pan ɔl we wi nɔ spɛn pas wan tawzin bitwin wi.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl, insay di stayl we prist tan, bin tɔk wit spru tɔyn se:
  - Di an fɔ di pɔsin we gi am nɔ go ɛva fel! Nɔ wɔri, di URSH badjɛt dɔn go ɔp bad bad wan.
  - Bɔt dis min se di sojaman dɛn ɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt penshɔn, di soshal woka dɛn nɔ go gɛt ɔda mɔni! - Margarita mek wan fes.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl insɛf nɔ bin fil fayn ɛn i bin anawns wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - As lɔng as di ɔyl nɔ dɔn, dis nɔ de trɛtin wi. I rili gud se yu tek di ston bak frɔm di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Udat no, sɔntɛm dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt smɔl smɔl ɔyl, aw dis bin afɛkt wi inkɔm bad bad wan. Wi dɔn masta big big kɔnkrit ɛn pletfɔm dɛn so dat dɛn kin pɔmp fiul dairekt frɔm grɔn. - Di Kɔnɔl bin de flash di sta dɛn na in sholda strap dɛn.
  - Yu nɔ go kɔl divɛlɔp kɔntri usay di mɔni we i de gɛt pan in badjɛt na ɔyl ɛn gas. - Margarita Korushnova bin notis insay wan stern tɔyn. - Wi nid fɔ promot sayɛns na di sivil spɛshal, ɔdasay ɔltin go go to soja.
  - Dis na wetin una gyal pikin dɛn go du. Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi de gro nyu supaman dɛn. We kin jɔyn fayv, ɔ ivin likwid mɛtal dɛn. - Di Kɔnɔl kɔntort in fes lɛk se i gɛt tut pen. I pul sɔm chɛwing gam ɛn pop am na in mɔt. Di luk bin kam fɔ mek pɔsin in at pwɛl.
  - Ɛn afta dat lɛk aw i de na "Temptation of God" ɔ ɔda nem "Stronger than Almighty God"! multi-theohyperplasma de bi lɛk di Wan we mek ɔltin! - Margarita bin notis.
  Di kɔmanda bin blink in yay bikɔs i kɔnfyus:
  - A nɔ rid dis kayn novel, bɔt wetin na theohyperplasma?
  Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya bin tɔk wan tɛm se:
  - Ɛnaji fɔ di fiuja! Wetin na bin ilɛktrishɔn fɔ Jules Vɛn bin bi nyu kayn tin dɛn we rili impɔtant.
  Bɔt, wi nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ tɔk. - Na so di Komsomol gyal se, i de lod di Stingers insay di bot.
  - Yu fɔ rili rid "Di tɛmteshɔn fɔ Gɔd." - Di kɔlɔnɛl bin tɔk, i nɔ bin want fɔ shek.
  -Vɛri yusful fɔ kɔmbat strateji. - Ɔrora bin notis. - In jenɛral, wi tɔd wɔl wɔ agens USA ɛn Ingland bin fɛt so inkɔmpɛtɛnt we i klia se i de smɛl fɔ trɛtin.
  - Fɔ tɔk tru, na so i bin bi! Wi jenɛral dɛn nɔ so stupid dat dɛn nɔ bin ivin no di bɛsis fɔ strateji ɛn taktik. - Di kɔlɔnɛl notis.
  - Wetin mek dɛn nɔ put ɛnibɔdi na jel? - Taf Ɔrora bin shek in fist wit trɛnk.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin de grɔmbul wit kɔnfyushɔn se:
  - No pɔlitikal ɔda nɔ bin de, apat frɔm dat, dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ mek wan prɛsidɛnt we pipul dɛn we gɛt bɔku pawa bin fɔ dɔn sɔfa;
  - Disɛnt pɔsin de put jɔstis pas famili ɛn padi biznɛs! Wan lɔ fɔ de fɔ ɛnimi ɛn padi, jɔs lɛk aw maredman gɛt fɔ in wɛf! We difrɛn lɔ dɛn de, dat kin mek jɔstis to uman we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit ɔda pɔsin! - Margarita bin tɔk wit wan peremptory tɔyn.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin rili sɔprayz:
  - Wow, a si se yu na Jamani Katrin. I tan lɛk se yu want jɔstis!
  - A want trut, ɔda ɛn, fɔ tru, fridɔm! - Margarita deklare, i de ala.
  - Us pati? - Di kɔlɔnɛl bin sɔprayz.
  - Nɔn pan di wan dɛn we de naw! - Di yɔŋ granpikin fɔ Mikhail Lomonosov ɛn Stenka Razin bin gɛt wund. I bin sadul in ɔs. - Dis fɔ bi nyu muvmɛnt we yɔŋ pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns de kɔntrol. Ɛn fɔs, wi nid fɔ fɛt di raw matirial ɔriɛnteshɔn fɔ di ikɔmi. Na kɔstɔm fɔ kɔl Hitlɛr, bɔt ɔnda am di industri, mɔ di mɛkanikal injinɛri, bin mek wan big big lip frɔm skrach. I bin ebul fɔ mek di kɔntri bi mɔdan, witout ɛni petrodɔla. I sɔri fɔ no se, insay di tɛm we Stach bin de, dɛn bin de pe atɛnshɔn pan di ɛkspɔt fɔ raw matirial ɛn fɔ import tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin yuz ɛn it. Ɛn, i sɔri fɔ no se dis polisi de kɔntinyu te tide. A go mek sayɛnsman dɛn bi di pipul dɛn we jɛntri pas ɔlman na di kɔntri. Oligark prɔfɛsɔ dɛn go bi di lɔ, nɔto di ɛksɛpshɔn. Apat frɔm dat, ay edyukeshɔn nɔ fɔ jɔs bi fri, bɔt i fɔ bi kɔmpalsɔri bak, ɛn di dairekta fɔ wan ɛntapraiz fɔ gɛt diserteshɔn, ɛn i fɔ sɛn am to kɔmpyuta we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ brib. In jɔnal, wi go rili rayz di intɛlektual lɛvɛl fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn so dat di prinsipul nɔ go dominate: bay ɛn sɛl!
  - Yes, bɔku pipul, ivin wit ay edyukeshɔn, de luk fɔ izi bred, i klia se di tred sɛktɔ dɔn ɔvalod; - Di kɔlɔnɛl gri wit wan sigh ɛn ad ivin mɔ sɔri. - Ɛn di sayɛns fild nɔ de gɛt ay ɔnɔ.
  Dɛn bin lod di wɛpɔn dɛn kwik kwik wan. Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin de wok ɛn tɔk di sem tɛm:
  - A tink se wi nid mɔ strɛng ristrikshɔn fɔ wan makɛt ikɔmi. - Smart Aurora enta di tok-tok. - So dat nɔto dɛn kayn supa-rich pipul ya go de. Ɛn afta dat, wan Rɔshian ɔligarch we gɛt Ju rut gɛt bɔku prɔpati we na tu ɔndrɛd pan di pipul dɛn we jɛntri pas ɔlman na Chaena wantɛm wantɛm.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin dɔn bigin fɔ lɛf fɔ vɛks, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin sho se i nɔ kin ebul fɔ kɔntrol insɛf:
  - Na so i bi, ɛn bɔku pan di biliyan pipul dɛn nɔto Slavik nashɔnaliti. Wi kin tink bɔt am ɛn tray fɔ pinch dɛn.
  - Pinch wik wan! Yɛs, dis nid fɔ pul di gras gud gud wan. - Margarita nɔ bin gri wit am. - Wel, ɔl di "Stingers-firecrackers" dɔn lod, na tɛm fɔ hit di ɛnimi.
  Na di shore dem bin don sabi boht di atak en di Yankees bin de gada fos. Di day we di ɛlikopta dɛn day sho se di ɛnimi rili strɔng, ɛn di Amɛrika pipul dɛn nɔto di kayn neshɔn we de rɔsh ed-ɔp fɔ go na ɛlfaya. Dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ strayk fɔ tru. Apat frɔm dat, di "kɔnstant" grup bin de briŋ dɛn sojaman dɛn kam.
  We dis kayn tin apin, yu nid fɔ atak yusɛf. Dɔn, advantej go de. Dat na jos hau fo head on or mek wan roundabout maneuver. Margarita Korshunova bin tɔk se:
  - Mek wi go stret na di port en kil dem ol de!
  - Nɔto bad aidia, bɔt yu kin fɛn yusɛf ɔnda daga faya wantɛm wantɛm. A de se yu fɔ yuz wan opshɔn we soft pas dat. Wan kwik detour, we de kam nia frɔm di fɔrɛst. - Ɔrora mek wan sɛklɔ wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, dɔn i mek di pentagram bak.
  - I fayn fɔ west tɛm!? - Skepticism bin de na di vɔys fɔ di sayɛnsman we nem Magarita.
  - Di winta nɛt kin rili lɔng. - Ɔrora bin agens am. "Apat frɔm dat, di ɛnimi nɔ fɔ no se na tu nɔmɔ wi de." I nid fɔ mek wan ilyushɔn: se di atak de kɔmɔt bak na land, lɛk se big big fɔs dɛn de agens dɛn.
  - Dis taim, a gri wit yu, mek wi swim! - Margarita kwik kwik wan put di kraft pan alert.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin de muf wit ay spid pan wan bot we dɛn kin blo. Sojaman dɛn we stil nɔ de si, fɔ virtual surveillance ɛn reda.
  We dɛn de kɔt di ays, dɛn pas bɔku ship dɛn ɛn we dɛn pas bildin dɛn, dɛn si dɛnsɛf na wata we fri. We dɛn bin de go, dɛn mit shak dɛn we chenj chenj, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk di big big distroya we nem Anakɔnda, di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin de smɛl blɔd. Na dat mek dɛn nɔ bin tray fɔ atak dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, Ɔrora bin lanch wan bumerang disk wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mek i gi dem nyu gol.
  Bikɔs i bin dɔn wund di shak, i nak wan watawɛl we gɛt blɔd kɔmɔt na in bɔdi. Di animal bin de shek shek, ɛn in kɔmpin dɛn bin atak wantɛm wantɛm wit dɛn jaw we dɛn kin pul kɔmɔt ɛn dɛn big big swɛt dɛn. I bin luk lɛk se i de mek pɔsin fred, monstrous animal dɛn bin impal dɛn padi, i bin but am wit wan tusk fɔ ansa, dɛn bin bit am. Grin, ɔyl blɔd bin de skata ɔlsay na di wata. Di animal dɛn we bin de it animal dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt, ɛn di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we bin wund bin de go bifo, ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn bin dɔnawe wit dɛn;
  - Wow, Magarita, yu de du am! Bɔt yu kin ebul fɔ fɛt dɛn izi wan. I tek ɛn wund wan, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn go kɔt dɛn bɔdi. - Ɔrora splash lawd wan ɛn stamp in bare fut.
  - Yu si, di moraliti of di debul de ple rol. Nɔ nid fɔ prich bɔt aw yu et yu neba ɛn yu want fɔ dɔnawe wit di wan dɛn we wik. - Snow White di terminator wink.
  - Wi nɔ bin fɛt di wan dɛn we wik. - Ɔrora, we de spak wit ɛmirald yay, tɔk wit rili praud. - Na bin fo ɔndrɛd ɛn et pan dɛn bin de agens wi tu, ɛn wan fɛt de bifo wit at le tu tawzin, we tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti pan dɛn na sɛlɛkshɔn spɛshal fɔs dɛn we bin go tru Irak, Afganistan, ɛn Sɔmalia. Ɛn ɔda fɛtman dɛn nɔ kin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns.
  - Strɔng ɔpɔnɛnt de mek yu bɔdi ɛn wil strɔng, de mek yu strɔng - wik wan de kɔrɔpt yu sol ɛn wik yu bɔdi, mek yu wik! So di rod we at fɔ waka de mek pɔsin win bɔku mɔ izi wan! - Na so di waes Margarita se.
  Afta dɛn dɔn waka rawnd di pɔt, di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn kɔmɔt na di chanɛl. I nɔ bin de fa frɔm di pɔt, yu kin ivin yɛri di ship dɛn de blo. Di wɔriɔ skaut dɛn bin fɛn dɛnsɛf na di chanɛl. I bin rili lɔng ɛn i bin strenj fɔ rɔtin. We dɛn bin de go, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn gɛt wan anomaly. I bin bɛn di briz lɛk spring we de klin. Insɛkt dɛn bin de flay kam nia am ɛn flash dɛn brayt eg dɛn. Bɔt, i bin de atrak tin dɛn we gɛt wing.
  - Na sɔntin lɛk flay annihilator. - Ɔrora drɔ atɛnshɔn, i de flash in bare il.
  - Sɔntɛm sɔm kayn raytin kin atrak insɛkt dɛn. A kin fil ɔltrasɔnik vaybreshɔn na di ays wit mi skin. - Margarita ivin shek shek wit kɔvayd.
  - Wan nyu prɔblɛm fɔ wi! In jɛnɛral, dis strenj we aw di zon de kin mek pɔsin gɛt at atak. - Irony bin de na di vɔys fɔ di faya faya Ɔrora.
  - Mi ɛn yu gɛt tu at, so wi nɔ go day wantɛm wantɛm! - Margarita bin fil gladi - I fayn we yu nɔto kɔmplit mɔtalman.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya ala pan dis:
  - Gri! If nɔto dat, i bin fɔ dɔn tinap nia di stov, ɛn i bin fɔ dɔn gɛt bɛlɛ da tɛm de!
  Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt fɔ stɔp, push kɔmɔt na di snag dɛn, muf go na di sayd bɔku tɛm, bak.
  Afta wan anomaly, ɔda wan bin apia wantɛm wantɛm, dis tɛm na wan oval wan we de apin wan wan tɛm. Ɔl dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ muv. Bɔt stil, dɛn pas, ɛn wan tin we tan lɛk strim bin apia bifo dɛn.
  I at fɔ klaym, trafik de we de kam, bɔt no anomaly nɔ de. Futprin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut stil de na di gras we frɔst kɔba.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin stɔp bifo dɛn kɔmɔt de. Yu kin si sɔm ed dɛn fɔ "kabij" de rɔn ɔp. Di mutant plant dɛn nɔ bin si di gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ bin ebul fɔ difrɛns, wan tu pan dɛn bin stɔp pan di but (di Warrior Bears bin jɔs dɔn put dɛn sus fɔ ayd di smel), bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn biliv se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ it, dɛn bin fɔdɔm biɛn.
  - Wi nid fɔ swim smɔl fɔ go bifo! - Ɔrora se, i trowe wan animal grin. - Wi go kɔba di bot de.
  - Fɔ kɛr am wit yu nɔ izi! - Margarita Korshunova bin gri wit dat.
  Fɔ mek jet injin nɔ tɔk natin nɔto izi wok fɔ dizayna dɛn, bɔt di kɔt fish sɛf de yuz di sem prinsipul ɛn na fɔs klas ɔnta.
  Fɔ fɛn ples fɔ ayd so dat random man nɔ go grap yu nɔ so izi. Di bɛst ples ya na di ples usay wan animal we denja de. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wan bif rat. Di animal denja, i at fɔ kil ɛn i saiz lɛk wayl bɔd. Di skel nɔto fut; Ɛspɛshali na nɛt. Dis na wetin di gyal pikin dɛn bin de tink, dɛn bin de ayd di bot we dɛn kin blo insay sɔntin lɛk pɔkit. Usay bush dɛn de we de hang oba di wata frɔm ɔp. Na de di gyal pikin dɛn lɛf dɛn trɔs, we dɛn mek lɛk se dɛn gɛt bush branch dɛn.
  - Yu bin ayd am fayn fayn wan? - Margarita aks, i de du ɛgzampul dɛn we i de go.
  - I go ledɔm te mɔnin, ɛn na do wi go was! - Furious Aurora adjust di ston wit in il.
  - Wetin if di rat-rakun shit insɛf! - Di Komsomol wɔriɔ wins.
  - Mek wi shot! In skin strɔng pas aligatɔ ɛn dɛn valyu am bad bad wan. - Ɔrora wink wit in ɛmirald yay so pikin.
  - Mek wi sel! Lɛ wi chenj wi aydentiti ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go no wi! - Margarita Korushnova bin stik in tong wit ɔl in at.
  Ɔrora bin grɔmbul se:
  - OK!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn muf go fa smɔl, we di rat-rakun insɛf apia. Dɛn bin frɔz, ɛn dɛn disayd fɔ kip di wayl animal layf fɔ naw. Sɔntɛnde, dɛn bin tan lɛk bandit we de kil wan famili bɔt lɛf bɔd kɔmɔt na in kech. Di rakun rat nɔ bin ebul fɔ no di smel we di gyal pikin dɛn bin de smɛl we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ difrɛns apat frɔm dat, i bin ful-ɔp, bikɔs i dɔn test di kariɔn, i go slip.
  Di we aw i de snor nɔ kɔmɔn, i de mek wi mɛmba di kray we pɔsin we nɔ sabi ple vaylin kin kray.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin tray fɔ muf kwik kwik wan, ɛn di sem tɛm nɔbɔdi nɔ si dɛn, di muvmɛnt bin so sikrit. Dɛn ivin pul dɛn but.
  Ɔrora we nɔ gɛt natin nɔ bin aks in padi fɔ di rizin fɔ gɛt infɔmeshɔn, bɔt jɔs fɔ mek i nɔ gɛt tɛnsiɔn:
  - Wel, aw di wokarawnd manejmɛnt pɔsibul?
  Margarita ansa witout eni fus:
  - Apat frɔm we wi stɔp pan anomaly.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya put in finga nia in lip dɛn.
  - Bɔt wan pan dɛn tin ya de kray kɔmɔt.
  Wan anomaly fɔ pal frɔm ɔnda grɔn. I bin ivin lus di grɔn. Lɛk big big mol, i bin de ram insay san, kle, ɛn gras. I push sɔntin we slim lɛk ɔyl kɔmɔt. Dɔn i bigin fɔ smack.
  - I de disgust! - Na so di faya faya Ɔrora se. - I tan lɛk se tu pig de kis.
  Di anomaly yɛri dɛn ɛn, we i ala, i muf go to di gyal pikin dɛn.
  - Mek wi muv apat! - Margarita bin ɔda.
  Agile Aurora nɔ bin ɔndastand:
  - Wetin mek ɔda tin na dis?
  Snow White Terminator bin grin:
  - Mek wi mek yu chase tu bird wit wan stone!
  Di Komsomol gyal sho in tong, kech wan wasp wit am en chew am, i bin amus wit dis kain proposal. Di skaut dɛn bin skata, ɛn di anomaly bin frɔz. I shek smɔl ɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm, wan smɔl faya pas na di pɔt we gɛt ɔyl. Bɔt, jɔs lɛk aw i bin gɛt faya kwik kwik wan, na so i bin ɔt jɔs lɛk dat.
  - Dis nɔto Pyromania! - Barefut Aurora notis, squint ɛn jomp wantɛm wantɛm, tɔn to bak sɔmsault.
  - Yes, di Pyromania anomaly kin mek disasta! - Margarita bin gri. - Naw rɔsh, ɛn wi de west tɛm.
  As di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn go dip dip wan insay di tik tik tik bush dɛn we de insay bɔd, tik dɛn, vayn dɛn we dɔn miks wit ɔda vayn dɛn we dɔn chenj, daknɛs we nɔ go ebul fɔ pas bin de rawnd dɛn. Na di tik dɛn bark nɔmɔ bin de shayn, ɛn dis bin de mek di land tan lɛk ɔda wɔl. Bɔt gyal pikin dɛn nɔ nid fɔ yuz wan ol tin na nɛt, dɛn tin ya na fɔ wik pipul dɛn we nɔ ebul fɔ disayd fɔ dɛnsɛf ɛn fɔ si na dak. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Ɔrora ram wan tik;
  - Damn am! - Di faya-dɛbul bin tɔk bɔt di wan we nɔ klin fayn fayn wan. I tan lɛk se no anomaly nɔ de, bɔt di layt dɔn bɛn.
  - Dis na fosjin ɛn fosfɔr! - Margarita deklare ɛn twist in grasful nɛk. Afta ɔl, bɔku tɛm dɛn kin chenj di ay paramita dɛn.
  - So dis fɔ tek in kɔnt! - Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia gri wit ayrɔni we nɔ ayd fayn.
  Di wɔriman wev in an tru di ays:
  - Slow muvmɛnt fɔs, den wi go yus to am.
  Di Komsomol gyal pikin dɛn bin de aksɛlayt smɔl smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de tray nɔ fɔ ivin krak wan tik ɔnda dɛn fut. Fɔ fred nɔto so mɔ random observers, bɔt difrɛn krichɔ dɛm we kin riak to di sawnd.
  Fɔs, i bin dray, bɔt jɔs afta di gyal pikin dɛn muf di bush dɛn, wan rial wata we de fɔdɔm pan dɛn!
  - Di wata fɔ ebi! - Aurora bin gi advays.
  - Tɛn pasɛnt fɔ tru! - Margarita bin gri.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt faya bin kɔmɔt dɔŋ di insɛkt wit in haypataytaniɔm il ɛn tɔk wetin i tink:
  - Na dat mek di dyu big ɛn i nɔ de evapɔret!
  Klay bin de krach ɔnda di fut dɛn na mi but. I kɔlɔ na grin-vayolɛt we nɔ kɔmɔn, lɛk wan we de na grev. Dis nɔ bin de ɛnisay na di wɔl pas na di zon.
  Di leg dɛn bin tray fɔ muf apat pan am, bɔt di trak dɛn bin gro pasmak wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn dis bin mek i izi fɔ fɛn pipul dɛn. I jɔs at fɔ muv, i de stik to yu sus, de fos yu fɔ west ɛfɔt. Ɔrora ɛn Magarita bin ivin swɛla kɔnsɛntret chɔklɛt ɛvri wan. Dɛn bin de fɛn gras wan wan tɛm, ɛn na di wan dɛn we de it animal dɛn bin de it mɔ. I bin de kray na di kle ɛn tray fɔ ol insɛkt dɛn. Wan intrikasi we gɛt vayn, bush, branch, lif, sɔm tɛm dɛn nɔ kin smɛl, ɛn sɔm tɛm dɛn kin gɛt strɔng smel.
  - Usay di vayn dɛn kɔmɔt? - Margarita aks. - Dis na zon we di klaymat kin kol.
  - Di rizulyt fɔ wan muteshon, dɛn dɔn tek rut. Apat frɔm dat, i wam pasmak na di zon pas insay de! Na lɛk fayvtin digri so. I kin wam pasmak na ya insay di sɔmma pas na di ekwetorial Afrika. Ɔ nɔto so, lɛk di sem tɛmpracha. - Nays Ɔrora bin rɔtin in fɔɛd, i tan lɛk se i bin de tray fɔ mɛmba wetin i bin dɔn rid wan tɛm.
  Magarita bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Na natin yet! At least fo wi.
  Ɔrora we nɔ gɛt natin, tɔn ova na di ays, de du sɔmsalt ɛn kray:
  - Wi na Komsomol bears ɛn dat de se ɔltin!
  - A mɛmba wan tɛm dɛn bin kɛr wi go na di Sahara. A bin spɛn wan wik we a nɔ bin de it ɔ drink, a bin de waka na di san we bin de bɔn lɛk frying pan na stov, a nɔ bin wɛr fut, ɛn a nɔ bin sev natin! - A notis se Margarita de rilis spak frɔm in yay (nɔto figuratively, bɔt literally!). - Na tru se, nɔto bɔku tin bin de we bin de mek pɔsin gladi.
  - Na tru! A bin go tru dis bak! Mi fut dɛn kin yus to am kwik kwik wan, bɔt leta nɔmɔ dɛn kin it. Ɛn di skin kin dak we di san de shayn. - Konfam, gladi ɛn ple ple lɛk di pusi frɔm Viriya Aurora.
  - A nɔ lɛk am we di bɔdi wayt, i tan lɛk se i tu effeminate. - Margarita nɔ bin mek lɛk se i de grim.
  - Chokolat tan na fashon naw. - Di faya dɛbul bin de grɔmbul wit in panta tit. - Dis min se yu gɛt mɔni fɔ go na Sawt.
  I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn wit di tin dɛn we bin de na di jɔŋgrɔn na Chɛnobil. Di bank fɔ wan big chanɛl bin de nia de. Dens bush dɛm, rut dɛm we de kɔmɔt na do, mutant plantain, wit in wayd lif dɛm, bin mek wan fayn ples fɔ lɔk.
  Magarita bin ala se:
  - Wel, na Vizhnitsa de bifo wi.
  - Yes, na wan siti we bin de na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn! Wetin mek Yukren prawd, i dɔn bi lɛk wan ɔda kɔntri insay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Afta ɔl, wi dɔn de fɛt wit dɛn fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm! Na dat mek di USSR win, ɛn naw di Yukren pipul dɛn na wi brɔda dɛn. - Ɔrora we gɛt rɛd ia, spre in an dɛn big big wan ɛn tray fɔ flay ɔp.
  - Ɛn bifo dɛn bin gɛt Rɔshian brɔda dɛn. Ɔl pikin no se Kyiv na di Mama fɔ di siti dɛn na Rɔshia. - Margarita se, i de smayl mɔ. - Dɛn bin gɛt wanwɔd bay di oli Ɔtodɔks fet ɛn Slavik rut dɛn. Gɔd insɛf bin kɔmand di USSR fɔ bi wan stet. Bɔt Bandera kam ɛn mek bedlam - i tɔn to wɔ. Bɔt, wi bin win.
  - Ɔda bil pan fawndeshɔn usay di simen na fet ɛn di san na wil! Ɛn fɔ dis, dɛn nid fɔ put bɔku bad bad pipul dɛn na jel! - Ɔrora ansa, i de grɔmbul bad bad wan.
  I nɔ at fɔ si di siti. Di watawɛl we de ya ful-ɔp, fɔ krɔs di wɔl nɔto prɔblɛm. Di os dɛn bɔku pan dɛn ol, yu kin si fayv stori bildin dɛn ɛn Stalinist ay ay bildin dɛn. Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi go na bildin dɛn we dɛn de bil tide. Dɔn Magarita mɛmba se:
  - Wi fɔ tek ettin pikin dɛn, nɔto so?
  - Wi guys go ɛp! Wi go kriet so panik fo di siti dat dem no go fit track wi muvment! - Barefut Aurora shek in mashin gɔn.
  Di wɔman we wayt lɛk sno luk rawnd ɛn, i kɔt wan mɔskito-tik, i put in vɔys dɔŋ ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin if i rɔnawe?
  Di faya dɛbul bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - A de kɔnt pan in ɛlimɛntri gridi. Apat frɔm dat, a go kɔl dis dwɔf naw. A go sɔpɔt in fɛt-fɛt spirit.
  Margarita Korshunova bin grɔmbul insay wan we we nɔ gɛt sɛns atɔl:
  - Di bɛst we fɔ du dis na wit gud slap na yu fes.
  Ɔrora rɔn di fut finga dɛn kwik kwik wan ɛn dayɛl di nɔmba yuz di bɔtin dɛn ɛn tɔk lawd wan se:
  - Yu redi!
  - Yes, bot na so mes bin de ya! - Dɛn yɛri wan tin swɛt fɔ ansa.
  - Nɔ despair, i izi fɔ tek am kɔmɔt pan di slay. Apat frɔm dat, nɔbɔdi nɔ go sɔprayz we pikin dɛn nɔ de afta dis kayn nɛt we big big briz bin de blo. - Di kɔni, rɛd-hɛd dɛbul bin put in tɔyn dɔŋ.
  - Gri! Dɛn nɔ go bisin bɔt wi igen! - Di dwɔf, we na ɛkspɛkt pan kid-dumping, purred.
  - Wet fɔ wi, ilɛk wetin apin! Sɔntɛm wi kin ad ɔda fayv pasɛnt. - Aurora se wit insinuatingly.
  Di las wɔd dɛn bin gɛt majik ɛfɛkt. Di moron bandit bin purr:
  - A go wet, ivin if di ɛnd fɔ di wɔl de kam!
  Kul Ɔrora, wit wan ayrɔnik we i de rayz ɛn dɔŋ in lɔng aylays, bin tink se: "sɔm kayn we dis de mek a mɛmba Judas we de wet fɔ wan aspen tik."
  "Wɛl, naw wi go bit di Amɛrika pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn minions," grɛn-ay Ɔrora se wit disisiv wan.
  - Yu no wetin a nɔ go ebul fɔ fɔgiv Amɛrika? - Galina bin klem in fist dɛn.
  - Wetin? - Di red bear-Komsomol memba bin sapraiz.
  - Bɔm pan wi ɛn Japan siti dɛm! Dis na barbarism! - A ivin rayt poem! - Magarita shek di grenade, ɛn wit so vɛks dat wan ol swam fɔ furry mutant insɛkt dɛn fɔdɔm dɔŋ.
  Ɔrora jomp ɛn gladi:
  - Mek wi sing! Dis na tin we intrestin.
  Ɛn Kɔrshunova go siŋ, in vɔys, lɛk ɔltɛm, ay pas di prez we di Himalayas de prez;
  Na PAPA GƆD gi di Sta fɔ di Papa land, .
  Biliv mi, i de shayn pas di San!
  Yu na mi, dis kontri yu komot -
  No frɔm yu se mi at de bit wit sɔri-at!
  
  Insay yu wi na Komsomol mɛmba dɛn lɛk igl, .
  Wi de pwɛl di fasist dɛn ɛn swip di skrap dɛn!
  Ivin pan Jupita wi bin ebul fɔ du am
  Gros di frut dɛn fɔ Paradays we nɔ pɔsibul!
  
  Venus na di ples fɔ lɔv, .
  Na Mas, di filin we pɔsin we de fɛt wɔ kin fil pas ɔl!
  Brek di chen fɔ bad ɛn dawt, .
  Afta ɔl, di Ɔlmayti want fɔ du di bɛst fɔ ɔlman!
  
  Mek wi win di kosmik prɛshɔn, .
  Mek wi kech di chin wit wan strɔng huk!
  Di ɛnimi go krɔs di pawa we di wɔl gɛt, .
  Ɛn na wan ɔdinari pikin in bɔw bin shot di Junkers dɛn dɔŋ!
  
  Na wan scenario nɔmɔ de - tek am ɛn win, .
  Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ no ɛni ɔda tin we go apin!
  Ɛn nɔ tear di wulf na di Reich, .
  Yu go gɛt bayonet na yu fes frɔm sojaman!
  
  Bɔt bayɔnet nɔ go du yu ɛni gud, .
  Wi go ad sɔm dinamit!
  Na so i de flay kwik kwik wan
  We di proletariat bin nak di hama!
  
  Di nɛks tin we yu go du go pas lɛk ebi ebi ren, .
  Ɛn di ɛndgaym go bi wan win chɛkmɛt!
  Afta ɔl, wi vɛks na wan mad volkeno, .
  Reprisal agenst di bastard, terrible kat!
  
  Wi bin klem di pinsa dɛn na Bɛlin, .
  Paris na fri ɔnda di Rɔshian flag!
  Wi na di Fatherland in gyal pikin dɛn ɛn wi na bɔy pikin dɛn, .
  We wi de it fɛstival, wi kin it ɔni wit gladi at!
  
  Foggy Albion na naw lɛk brɔda, .
  Nyu Yɔk bin kɔmɔt lɛk pie pan plet!
  Wi flag we gɛt rɛd, skarlet pɔpi kɔlɔ, .
  Ɔnda am, ɔl pipul dɛn gladi fɔ fridɔm!
  . CHAPTER No. 12.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin drim bak we nɔ bin ivin simpul, bɔt i bin wɔndaful. I tan lɛk se in ɛn Dima de kɔntinyu fɔ du dɛn soja wok;
  Dɛn tu bin sayn fɔ bi volontia na di pikin dɛn SS divishɔn, we Fuhrer we bin gɛt di bad bad sik dɛn bin mek. I tan lɛk se insay dis rial tin, Hitlɛr dɔn dɔn kray. Bɔt na tru se i bin gɛt inof sɛns fɔ mek i nɔ bigin wɔ wit di USSR we nɔ gɛt op.
  Na di ɔda say, wetin mek di bɔbɔ nɔ fɔ gɛt trenin fɔ soja? Wetin mek dɛn fɔ nɔs ɛn bask lɛk barchuk?
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Dmitry, togɛda wit ɔda man dɛn we kɔmɔt na di juniɔ batalyɔn, bin flay go na Afrika. Di Jaman transpɔt we gɛt siks injin bin ebul fɔ kɛr tu ɔndrɛd parachuta dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn. Bɔt wan ol batalyɔn bin de we gɛt tri ɔndrɛd fɛtman dɛn we na di yɔŋ wan dɛn we dɛn kɔl Hitler Jugent. I bin tan lɛk se tri ɔndrɛd bɔbɔ dɛn, we ol lɛk twɛlv ia, stil de rɔn bad bad wan, bɔt fɔ tru, dɛn na bin bɔbɔ dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pik spɛshal wan ɛn we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku bɔku trenin fɔ soja.
  Di Fuhrer bin want bɔku titi dɛn fɔ tek pat pan di wɔ. Insay Afrika, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi win di men sojaman dɛn na Briten, pan ɔl we strɔng garison dɛn stil de na Sudan. Na tru se di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul di kɔntri nɔ kin rili abop pan, ɛn fɔ tɔk strikt wan, di British yunit dɛn na so dɛn kin abop pan. Dɛn nɔto rili Inglish pipul dɛn. Dɛn nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn so, mɔ wit tank, tray ɛn transfa di ikwipmɛnt akɔdin to di mɛtropɔlis. So, di risk fɔ mek bɔy pikin dɛn lɔs bɔku mɔni nɔ bɔku. Dɛn de op se i go de na di lɛvɛl we ɔdinari taktik ɛgzampul dɛn de, ɛn di yɔŋ jɛnɛreshɔn go gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan wɔ.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Dmitry sabi tɔk Jaman (di we dɛn se na ɛnimi), ɛn dɛn sabi Inglish, Spanish ɛn Frɛnch. Dɛn skul bak na ilit ɛn di Soviet pikin dɛn, insay di tiori, fɔ bi di wan dɛn we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman.
  Wan Jamani bɔbɔ, we i tan lɛk se na wan pan di lida dɛn, we lɔng ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn, we nem Hans Feuer, bin shek in an ɛn tɔk ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt se Rɔshian dɛn kin so strɔng ɛn smat. Fɔ ɛgzampul, stim wi we lɛk fɔs klas Jamani pipul dɛn!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk smɔl smɔl se:
  - Wetin so sapraiz abaut dat? Sɔntɛm wi go gɛt fɔ fɛt, bɔt if yu go insay rikonaysmɛnt ɛn yu nɔ sabi Jaman, ɔmɔs infɔmeshɔn yu go gɛda?
  Hans bin gri se:
  - Na tru! Bɔt in jɔnal dɛn bin tich wi se una na Rɔshian subhuman. Di Slav dɛn na wan transishɔnal stej bitwin mɔnki ɛn mɔtalman. Dat min se, we i kam pan intɛlektual divɛlɔpmɛnt, Rɔshian pɔsin ay smɔl pas animal we dɛn kin mɛn na os.
  Dmitry bin klem in fist dɛn wit wamat:
  - Yes, a kin panch yu fo dis kain wod.
  Hans ansa wit maynd, i klem in fist dɛn:
  - Na di choice of weapon nɔmɔ na mi yon. Wit glɔv yu na di champion fɔ di Haf-Wɔl, bɔt wetin bɔt duel wit nunchucks?
  Dmitry bin sɔprayz fɔ se:
  - Ɛn wetin na am?
  Di Jamani ilit bɔbɔ bin want fɔ ansa, sho se i sabi du tin, bɔt Ɔleg Raybachenko bin bit am to am:
  - Dis na agrikalchɔral implɛnt we dɛn kin yuz fɔ knock out sheaves na China. Di Mɔngol-Tatar dɛn bin ban di Chaynish pipul dɛn fɔ kɛr wɛpɔn, so dɛn tɔn dis tin we bin tan lɛk se i nɔ bad to klɔb we de kil pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin mek wan ol sistɛm fɔ fɛt wit nunchuck. Dɔn di Japan pipul dɛn bin tek am na di ɛnd pan di nayntin ia. Sɔntɛm, na frɔm dɛn i kɔmɔt to di SS sojaman dɛn.
  Hans nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Nɔto fɔ tru na da we de. Di Gret Fuhrer tɛn ia bifo dis tɛm, i bin invayt sɔm guru dɛn frɔm Chaina, ɛn i bin ɔda fɔ mek di Third Reich han-to-han kɔmbat skul bi di wan we dɔn go bifo pas ɔl na di wɔl. Yu nɔ fɔ tink se wi Jamani pipul dɛn, bikɔs wi na spɛshal neshɔn, wi nɔ want fɔ lan ɛnitin frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn. Wi Jamani soja skul nid fɔ tek tɛm tink bɔt di mɔtalman factor.
  Dmitry bin nɔd wit trɛnk, ɛn kɔnfɔm di aidia se:
  - En di Soviet wan tu. Stalin se - teknɔlɔji di tɛm we dɛn de bil bak na in de disayd ɔltin! Ɛn afta dat insay di sɛkɔn fayv ia plan i divɛlɔp di aidia - pɔsin de disayd ɔltin!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk sɔntin we difrɛn ya:
  - A fɔ se ɔltin nɔ de go fayn wit di mɔtalman factor. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di lɛvɛl we di sojaman dɛn na di USSR bin de tren di tɛknikal tin dɛn, de biɛn. Bɔt ɔltogɛda wi de ɔp!
  Hans bin tɔk se:
  - Yu go lɛk fɔ ple Hitler Hash?
  Di Soviet bɔbɔ dɛn bin sɔprayz:
  - Ɛn wetin na am?
  Hans bin wink am:
  - Di las invinshɔn fɔ di Gret Fuhrer. Lɛk chɛs, we nɔto tu pipul dɛn de ple, bɔt na 4 pipul dɛn de ple, tu pan tu. Bɔt pan wan bod we gɛt 400 sɛl dɛn. I gɛt tank dɛn, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf ɛn fɛt-fɛt ship dɛn. Fɔti figa dɛn de ɛvri wan, ɛn ɔl togɛda na wan ɔndrɛd ɛn siksti. Sɔm kin muv lɛk chɛs, ɔda wan dɛn kin muv difrɛn we atɔl. Plɛs sɔm ɔda nyu tin dɛn... Fɔ ɛgzampul, tank ɛn fɛt ship kin jɔs shot tank dɛn, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf ɛn Link dɛn, ɛn infantriman dɛn ɔl tu togɛda, ɔ if dɛn rich wan patikyula layn ɛn mek dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn strɔng. Jɛnɛral wan, di gem rili kɔmpleks, i nɔ tan lɛk chɛs atɔl.
  - Sho am. - Oleg Rybachenko aks.
  Hans tek wan bod we dɛn kin fold na in bakpak. I bin hinj ɛn i bin rili kɔmpakt. Di figa dɛn gɛt magnetiz. Foti wan dɛn we fiba dɛnsɛf. Di bod insɛf rili kɔnsavayv, na rɛktɛnj. Di rul dɛn intrestin, mɔ, ɔlmost ɔl di figa dɛn hit difrɛn we pas aw dɛn de muv, pas tank dɛn. Dɛn ɔl tu kin hit ɛn waka wit tek.
  As pɔsin go ɛkspɛkt, di pɔsin we strɔng pas ɔl na di fɛt ship, di wan we wik pas ɔl na di layt infantriman. Dɛn bin gɛt gɔn dɛn bak we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf ɛn i fayn fɔ no se, plen dɛn bin de, wan bay wan, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt bak wan plen we de atak, wan fɛt plen, wan bɔm, ɛn wan si plen. Apat frɔm di ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ, bot dɛn de bak we kin pwɛl. Di infantri dɛnsɛf difrɛn, dɛn gɛt mashin, dɛn simpul ɛn dɛn na kavalyri. Dat min se i nɔ izi fɔ ɔndastand di lɔ dɛn. Oleg Rybachenko bin notis wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Nɔ, dis gem nɔ go ebul fɔ win chɛs pan pɔpulɛshɔn. Di difikulti lɛvɛl jɔs de ɔf di chɛt dɛn!
  Hans bin gri se:
  - Yes, i nɔ go izi fɔ divɛlɔp wan strateji ya. Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ rayt smat buk dɛn. Bɔt dis na jɔs fɔ di Aryan dɛn!
  Dmitry bin gri se:
  - Yes fɔ di Aryan dɛn! Mek wi ple!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin wɔn se:
  - Na smɔl gladi gladi go de!
  Hans invayt wan ɔda bɔbɔ ɛn we i dɔn mek wan tu, i bigin fɔ ple wit di bɔbɔ dɛn. A bin pik brawn. Oleg ɛn Danka na naturally red!
  Di gem rili nɔ bin fayn fɔs, bɔt afta dat di bɔbɔ dɛn bin put an pan am. Oleg Rybachenko, as born strategist, bin tek di initiativ en bigin push di enemi dem from di flanks. Insay di Fuhrer in gem, in jɔnal, no kiŋ nɔ bin de, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ muf di hedkwata we dɛn nɔ lɔs ɛni muf.
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin alaw di bɔbɔ dɛn fɔ ple aut. Di alarm bin blo...
  - Atak we di briz de atak!
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn rɔsh go na di pɔt dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Pan ɔl we di winda dɛn bin smɔl, yu nɔ bin ebul fɔ si fayn fayn wan tru dɛn ɛn ivin krash bin de.
  Plɛn dɛn we de land bin de flay insay kɔnvoy, ɛn fɔ tru, fɛtman dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn bin de wit dɛn.
  I nɔ bin pas wan duzin Inglish pipul dɛn. Di Spitfaya dɛn, we dɛn si se mɔ Jamani pipul dɛn opin faya wit mashin gɔn, dɛn tray fɔ bit dɛn frɔm fa. Bɔt dɛnsɛf bin gɛt di ansa. Tri Royal Air Force plen dɛn bigin fɔ smok ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn rɔnawe.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn wispa lawd wan, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ swɛ - disiplin. Bɔt dɛn bin de stɔp dɛn but ɛn mek sɔm jok dɛn we gɛt sɔl.
  Na tru se di transpɔt nɔ kin ebul fɔ rɔnata di fɛtman dɛn, di difrɛns pan spid na ɔda magnitud, so di bɔbɔ dɛn bin gɛt fɔ kol ɛn go bak to dɛn biznɛs. Sɔm ivin bigin fɔ du push-up, ɔda wan dɛn bin de du abs.
  Bɔt, Oleg Rybachenko bin so inspɛkt am dat i bigin fɔ siŋ, wit vɔys we ebul fɔ drɛb nɔto di kiŋ nɔmɔ, bɔt di empara fɔ layman dɛn (Hitler!);
  Wi de flay insay wan bad bad fɛt we de kil pipul dɛn, .
  Payɔnia dɛn na pikin dɛn fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Wi Masta Svarog de wit mi ɔltɛm, .
  Mek wi krɔs di fawndeshɔn dɛn fɔ revanchism!
  
  Wi gɛt maynd ɛn drayv, .
  Ɛni mashin kin ebul fɔ gɛda!
  Wan big big win de wet fɔ di Nazi dɛn, .
  Nɔ tɔk nɔsɛns, Fritz!
  
  Dɛn bin bit di Wehrmacht bad bad wan nia Mɔsko, .
  Wi bin sho wi dashing brayt brayt brayt brayt wan!
  Dɛn bin krɔs di parasayt we bin de slipul, .
  Wi win, wi kaunt am outright!
  
  Wetin Fritz go du nɛks?
  Jɔs paws ɔp - giv ɔp kwik!
  Ɛn insay Adɔlf in trot - wan shap spit, .
  Mek di dɔnki ple di rol fɔ klawd!
  
  Wi wok na fɔ blo di ɔn fɔ win, .
  Fɔ gɛda di rɛd legiɔn dɛn!
  Ɛn yu nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, kɔt di pɔsin we de fɛt in ed, .
  At least dɛn kam na di frɔnt stret frɔm skul!
  
  Wi de bit di bastard dɛn lɛk se dɛn bɔn wi frɔm Mas, .
  Ɛn ɔlsay di Kraut dɛn de beg fɔ mek dɛn sɔri fɔ dɛn!
  Wi na big wan in pikin dɛn, usay ɔl kɔntri dɛn ikwal - .
  Mek dɛn gri fɔ di mach frɔm di fes aykɔn!
  
  Hitler bin tink fɔ tek ova wi Wɔl, .
  Ɛn naw i gɛt wan bɔmp ɔnda in bangs!
  Afta ɔl, di Jamani pipul dɛn bin want fɔ tɔn ɔlman to gem, .
  Ɛn wan simpul bɔbɔ bin le dɛn dɔŋ!
  
  Wetin apin to di "Tiger" - i go na metal, .
  From am wi go mek samovars wit swit ti!
  Di Krauts bin gɛt am - wan stip dɛf pan di ɔn dɛn, .
  Wi de na Bɛlin insay Me we de shayn ɛn wam!
  
  Ɛn Adɔlf bin gɛt wan nɔs instead fɔ tay, .
  I tayt in ɛnimi-ɛgzikishɔn in nɛk!
  I bin gɛt ebi ebi penalty fɔ in sin dɛn, .
  Ɛn naw a de tramp Jamani wit tank dɛn!
  
  Di Gret Stalin insɛf bin gi di Kɔmsomol mɛmba, .
  I gi di ɔda - wan big sta fɔ "Victory"!
  Aw bɔku trɛnk wi dɔn gi di Oli Papa land, .
  Wi granpa dɛn kin gladi fɔ di nɛks wɔl!
  I strenj, bɔt dɛn bin de klap am bad bad wan fɔ dis kayn seditiɔs siŋ - ɔlman ya dɔn kray kɔmplit wan, ɔ wetin?
  We Oleg Rybachenko dɔn fɔ siŋ, dɛn bin ambɔg di drim, ɛn dɛn bin wek dɛn bak, dis tɛm nɔto di we we ɔdinari pas ɔl, bɔt dɛn tek dɛn ɛn put dɛn wit kol wata. Afta dat bak dis chen dem giv mi terrible abrasions pan mi arms en di pasing of di column... Dem no ivin giv mi breakfast! Rawnd! Na so i bi, di Jamani dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ de, ɛn di prizina dɛn bin de muf smɔl smɔl along di ring rod. Wetin na di pɔynt fɔ dis nɔ klia. Wan rod we dɛn mek wit asfalt ɛn ston dɛn. Afta sɔm awa, mi il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn it bad bad wan. Bɔku gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ blɔd.
  Dɔn, pan ɔl we ivintɛm bin stil de fa, dɛn drayv am bak witout sɛrimɔni ɛn dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ pul in chen ɛn tɛl am fɔ ledɔm.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn bin obe am kwik kwik wan. Ɛn pan ɔl we a nɔ bin fil fɔ slip atɔl, di embras we di gɔd fɔ slip ɛn vishɔn Hypnosis (we Ɔlmayti Zus insɛf fos fɔ lɔk in yay!) bin kam wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd.
  Ɛn bak di bɔy pikin dɛn na payɔnia dɛn na wan ɔnaful soja savis, ivin if na ɔda pɔsin in ami;
  Di batalyɔn, we gɛt Jungfolk fɛtman dɛn, tri ɔndrɛd twɛlv ia ol bɔbɔ dɛn, dɛn bil am bak na di say we dɛn bin de ɛn dɛn bin transfa dɛn mɔ na di sawt. Fɔs, dɛn bin de drayv di bɔbɔ dɛn tu-tri kilomita insay motoka, bɔt i tan lɛk se di manɛjmɛnt chenj dɛn maynd ɛn disayd fɔ gi di bɔbɔ dɛn wan res fɔ liv.
  Dɛn bin fos di bɔbɔ dɛn fɔ pul dɛn klos, lɛf dɛn wit soja shɔt nɔmɔ, ɛn so dɛn bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd ɛn nɔ wɛr fut wit pak na dɛn sholda, ɛn rɔn go na di sawt.
  Na tru se dɛn bin alaw dɛn fɔ smɛl dɛnsɛf wit nyu tin we de protɛkt dɛn frɔm di san we rili wok, ɛn di rod nɔ bin de rɔn pas na di dɛzat, bɔt i bin de pas na gras we saf ɛn we nɔ wam so, bikɔs i bin de rɔn nia di Nayl Riva, ɛn rawnd wan dip spring, . gras ɛn tik dɛn bin de gro, bɔt stil di tɛst bin at pas ɔl. Bikɔs wi bin gɛt fɔ rɔnawe, insay di wayl Afrika Julay wam wam ples, ɛn ivin wit sabmashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn bakpak dɛn we gɛt tin dɛn fɔ du.
  Na tru se insay di spɛshal batalyɔn, bɔy pikin dɛn bin de we bin de ripresent di kɔlɔ we di Jamani neshɔn gɛt ɛn we bin gɛt fayn fayn trenin fɔ bɔdi, bɔt stil.
  Dɛn bin layn di yɔŋ wɔri pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn kɔmanda, we na brat jɔs lɛk dɛn, pan ɔl we i bin rili lɔng, wit di mɔsul dɛn we Apɔlɔs gɛt, bin ɔda se:
  - Wɛl, brɔda! A no se i go at fɔ yu, bɔt duty na duty! Wi nid fɔ kɔba fifti-ɛit kilomita bay ivintɛm! Dat na ɔda tin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Hmm yea! Di wɔd dis ɔda de sawnd lɛk spɛl! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ignore am.
  Dimka bin notis se:
  - A rɛdi fɔ bet se wi nɔ go fulfil am!
  Hans Feuer nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Wi obliged fɔ fulfil am, bikɔs wi na Aryans! Ɛn una Rɔshian dɛn na Aryan dɛn bak if una inrɔl na di bɛst Jungfolk batalyɔn.
  Di bakpak we de na mi bak, wit amunishɔn, wata ɛn reshɔn, na ettin kilogram, ɛn wan sabmashin gɔn we we tri kilogram. Twɛnti wan kilogram at ivin fɔ big pɔsin if yu waka fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn afta dat yu rɔn, ɛn ivin ɔnda di san we de bɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de rɔb in fut pan di gras. Di bɔy pikin dɛn bin gɛt zil fɔ pul sus kɔmɔt na dɛn sus (di lɛda na tru tru atifishal, bɔt stil nɔto sɔm kayn kirzach), i at fɔ rɔn ya. Snik ɔ tɛnis sus bin fɔ dɔn bɛtɛ, bɔt insay di kɔndishɔn we wɔ de na Jamani dis na lɔjishɔn, ɛn dɛn disayd nɔ fɔ pwɛl di bɔbɔ dɛn.
  Di kɔmand bin sawnd, ɛn di wɔriɔ dɛn we kɔmɔt na Jungfolk bigin fɔ rɔn, we dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek i tan lɛk se dɛn gɛt fɔm.
  Wan fresh briz bin blo frɔm di Nayl, ɛn i bin de blo fayn fayn wan di bɔbɔ dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ dɛn nekɛd, mɔsul dɛn bɔdi. Dɛn bin de mɛmba smɔl bɔt titan dɛn we bin rɛdi fɔ blo na di skay. Dɛn rɔn, dɛn de blo stedi, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn fut wit fut. Na di frɔnt, na di wan dɛn we lɔng pas ɔl bin de, ɛn fɔ tru, di lɔng Dimka, pan ɔl we siks bɔbɔ dɛn, inklud di kɔmanda, bin lɔng pas am. Oleg Rybachenko, we bin jɔs smɔl ɔp di standad, in ilevin ia ol ayt (we difrɛn frɔm di rial tin we i tek afta in gret gret granpa dɛn we dɛn bil wit heroically!) bin gɛt fɔ rɔsh, klos to di ɛnd. Na tru se, advantej bin de pan dis: chans nɔ bin de fɔ mek dɛn krɔs di il, ɔ fɔ mek dɛn kik dɛn ɔnda di ples usay dɛn sidɔm. Na in na di yɔŋ wan we de ya, bɔt fɔ tru, nɔto di wan we wik pas ɔlman ɔ, mɔ, i nɔ gɛt sɛns.
  Di lod de notis, bɔt stil akseptabl, ɛn ɔlman gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ rɔn wit lod. Ivin wit bɔku wet, we dɛn bin de kɛr, fɔ ɛgzampul, patna na dɛn sholda.
  Ɔnda di fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ di fut we nɔ gɛt natin, wan wan tɛm dɛn kin krach ɔ krak ɛn tɔn to brok brok pam branch ɔ kɔn, ɛn sɔntɛnde, plant dɛn kin de we gɛt chukchuk we di bɔbɔ dɛn kin tray fɔ go rawnd. Di gras kin wam, bɔku tɛm i kin dray, bɔt fɔ tru, i nɔ kin bɔn lɛk san san na di dɛzat. In jɛnɛral, i stil pɔsibul fɔ liv, bɔt di San de kɔmɔt ɛn i de mek di ɔt bɔku.
  Hans we lɔng, we lɔng lɛk Dmitry, ɛn dɛn de rɔn sholda to sholda. Wan Jaman bɔbɔ we de fɛt wɔ aks wan yɔŋ Soviet fɛtman se:
  - Wel, naw yu de pan wɔ! Na tru se a nɔ smɛl gɔnpawda yet, bɔt wi gɛt ɔltin bifo wi. Yu kin fil ɛni gladi at atɔl?
  Dmitry bin ansa ɔnɛs wan se:
  - Nɔ yɛt! - Ɛn i ad, i tɔn in ed rawnd bak. - A admit, ɔnɛs wan nɔ!
  Hans bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Yes na mi de! Fɔ tɔk tru, yɛs! Wɛl, uswan pan di bɔbɔ dɛn we mi ej kin go fɛt wɔ bay lɔ. Fayt, shot, kil, blo, tek prizina. Afta ɔl, dis na lɔv. Yu ɛn Olezhka bin want bak fɔ fil lɛk wɔriɔ we de liv, fɔ kɔmɔt nia di tin dɛn we yu kin du ɔltɛm!
  Dimka bin rili agens am se:
  - Wi layf nɔto rutin. Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ bi payɔnia, ivin lida ɛn atlet, kin rili intrestin.
  - So wetin mek yu don sain op wit wi? Yu nɔ de fred fɔ mek dɛn kil yu ɔ mek yu nɔ ebul fɔ waka? - Hans bin jok wit sarkastik.
  Dimka, we dɛn kɔl Ilya Muromets, bin mek in prawd se:
  "Na dat mek a sayn ap, fɔ sho se di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛt wɔs pas di Jamani dɛn." If nɔto dat di wan ol wɔl de rayt ɛn tɔk bɔt yu win dɛn...
  Hans bin de laf se:
  - Wɛl, yes! Bɔt wi win dɛn, glori ɔlsay na di Yunivas. - Di lɔng wɔriɔ bɔbɔ puf in brayt chɛst wit prayz. - Ɛn una Rɔshian dɛn nɔ kin rili ebul fɔ pul di smɔl smɔl Finnish ami. Yu nɔ gɛt natin fɔ bost bɔt!
  Dmitry, we bin vɛks, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol insɛf so dat i nɔ go yuz in fist, i nɔ bin gri se:
  - Wi gɛt Khalkhin Gol bak!
  Hans bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Wan smɔl skirmish, sɔmsay na Eshia. Ɛn wi man dɛn dɔn tek Yurop, ɛn ɔlmost ɔl Afrika ɛn Eshia. En wi go tek ova Russia, na pies of kek fo wi!
  Dmitry flash in yay wit wamat:
  - Nɔ grap am, yu an dɛn shɔt!
  Hans bin laf se:
  - Aw wi fos yu fɔ sayn di Brest Pis Triti? Yu gi wi land, kɔnt te to di Dnieper, wit tri tɛm pas di bayonet ɛn saber. Wetin wi kin se bɔt di Rɔshian as sojaman insay dis kes?
  Dimka grup insɛf, i bin gɛt di intenshɔn fɔ panch Hans na in snot, ɛn bikɔs i no in trɛnk as di champion fɔ di "haf wɔl", i go mɔs dɔn knock out di impudent German boi, bɔt... A nɔ bin want fɔ brok di fɔmɛshɔn ɛn bigin fɔ fɛt. Ɛn i nɔ fayn fɔ yuz yu fist dɛn we dɛn de dibat. Eksept insay dis kes, i go mɔs bi se dɛn go arɛst am, ɛn i nɔ go gɛt tɛm fɔ sho se di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ de fɛt wɔ pas di Jamani dɛn. So, Dmitry bin tɔk wit kol at se:
  - Wi Russian dem bit yu anda Frederick II, en ivin tek Berlin. Ɛn we Nɛpɔlyɔn di Gret bin de kɔmand yu, af pan in ami na bin Jamani pipul dɛn, ɛn insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, Brusilov bin brok. En yu no tek Paris bikos wi troops klos to kapchur Konigsberg.
  Hans bin fɛn wan kɔntra-argumɛnt we bin rili wet:
  - Bɔt ɔl di sem, insay di las fɛt wit wi dɛn bin win yu! Ɛn dɛn kin jɔj pɔsin ɛn wan neshɔn fɔs bay di las tin dɛn we dɛn du!
  Dmitry bin rili tink se i nɔ gri wit dis:
  - Ɔnda di tsar, wi bin gɛt bakwɔd industri, mɔ na di soja-tɛknik spɛshal. Ɛn naw, wi dɔn divɛlɔp wan siriɔs industri. Fɔ ɛgzampul, yu bin si di KV-2 tank. I gɛt wan 152-mm howitzer. Una Jamani pipul dɛn gɛt ɛnitin lɛk dat?
  Hans bin de laf se:
  - Di Frɛnch dɛm, we bin de pan di S-2 tank dɛm, bin gɛt howitzer dɛm bak we gɛt ivin big kaliba we na 155 milimita, bɔt i nɔ bin stɔp wi fɔ win di padlin pul dɛm, we dɛn bin gɛt ikwipmɛnt we wik pas naw. Di men trɛnk we di Wehrmacht gɛt na di we aw mɔtalman factor bɛtɛ pas ɔlman!
  Dmitry bin grim in fes wit wan ivin tan:
  - Wetin mek yu tink se yu gɛt advantej oba wi na di mɔtalman factor if yu bi di champion fɔ di "haf wɔl"? Ɛn fɔ win yu bɛst man dɛn?
  Hans bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Eksepshɔn sɔm tɛm dɛn kin jɔs kɔnfɔm di lɔ dɛn. Ɔ fɔ se, na lɛk ɔltɛm! Naw, if wi tek no individyual fenomena, bot di level of militri trenin as a whole, den hia...
  Dmitry bin vɛks bad bad wan:
  - Yu nɔ no us lɛvul fɔ kɔmbat trenin wi gɛt ɛn aw dɛn de du ɛgzampul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt ami. So, no nid fɔ spɛkulate!
  Hans bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Na Spain wan kɔmpitishɔn bin de bitwin di Soviet soja skul, tichin ɛn di Jamani wan. Wi bin de tɛst wi ikwipmɛnt ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Di rizulyt na wan win fɔ wi soja skul ɛn stratejik art, ɛn di kɔnsolidɛshɔn fɔ di Franco rijim. So wi don fait wit yu guys en win!
  Dmitry-Muromets bin tɔk wit sɔri at se:
  -Yu bin gɛt bɔku mɔ sojaman dɛn pas wi! Yu jɔs tek di kwantiti!
  - A nɔ go se dat. - Hans put in ed dɔŋ ɛn nɔ tɔk natin, di fɔs sayn dɛn we de sho se i taya bigin fɔ sho ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ tɔk.
  Di tin we bad pas ɔl na, fɔ tru, di wam wam ples. Di san bin de kam nia di say we i nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp. Nɔn pan di bɔbɔ dɛn nɔ bin gɛt abit fɔ du am. Jamani ɛn Rɔshia na kɔntri dɛn na di nɔt, ɛn insay di sɔmma, dɛn nɔ kin gɛt pas tati digri. Ɛn dis na Afrika insay Julay, ɛn di briz dɔn stɔp fɔ blo frɔm di Nayl.
  Di bɔbɔ dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin bigin fɔ chuk mɔ ɛn mɔ wit di dray gras, dɔn wantɛm wantɛm i dɔn, ɛn di wan ol kilomita bin kɔba wit grɔn we de bɔn. I bin rili pen, ɛn sɔm pan di bɔbɔ dɛn we nɔ bin de kɔntrol dɛnsɛf bɛtɛ bin de ala. Swet bin de drip frɔm dɛn ɛn hiss pan di ɔt grɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Dmitry, ɛn bɔku pan di ɔda bɔbɔ dɛn, we dɛn mɛn wit di Spartan spirit, bin tray fɔ smayl ɛn nɔ sho se dɛn de sɔfa. Dɛn bin de tink bɔt ɔda tin. So Oleg Rybachenko bin imajin se faya de lik in fut we nɔ gɛt natin na wan rɛk, ɛn dɛn bin want fɔ tek wan impɔtant stet sikrit frɔm am. Ɛn i fɔ bia wit am ɛn nɔ sho se i fil bad ɔ i de fred. Apat frɔm dat, di bɔbɔ dɛn bin gro ɔp na harsh kɔndishɔn ɛn dɛn il nɔ bin so pamper, di pɔyt ɛn blak grɔn, pan ɔl we i bin de bɔn, bɔt nɔto so dat di rɔf skin bin de kɔmɔt.
  I nɔ tu te, ɔt strok dɛn bin kam afta dat. Klosap di sem tɛm, sɔm bɔbɔ dɛn we bin wam pasmak bin fɔdɔm ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ pik dɛn pan layt strɛcha dɛn we dɛn kin fold.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis to insɛf se di Jamani dɛn, in jɔnal, gɛt gud ikwipmɛnt. I pɔsibul se na di Rɛd Ami yu go fɛn wan divays fɔ kɛr di wan dɛn we wund we dɛn mek wit duralumin, we yu kin ayd izi wan insay bakpak.
  Bɔt fɔ rɔn wit ɔda lod na yu an kin at, ɛn yu il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin bɔn mɔ as di prɛshɔn de go ɔp. So, insay wan we, dɛn de na ɛl we dɛn kin want fɔ du. Oleg Rybachenko ivin tink se: aw in kɔmpin dɛn go riak to dis kayn tɛst, dɛn ɔl go sev.
  Dɛn bin de miks wayd strɛp dɛn we gɛt ɔt ɛn blak grɔn wit gras we de swɛt ɛn we dɔn dray. Apat frɔm dat, di kɔmanda bin de kɛr di bɔbɔ dɛn kɔmɔt nia di Nayl smɔl smɔl, i tan lɛk se na fɔ mek dɛn nɔ go insay di say dɛn we pipul dɛn de liv na Ijipt.
  Bak, sɔm bɔbɔ dɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn, we bin taya ɔ we di san in klɔb bin dɔn stɔp, kɔba dɛn ed wit wan rag we dɛn wet wit wata ɛn le dɛn pan strɛcha. Sɔm pan di wan dɛn we bin dɔn gɛt layt strayk bifo, bin go na layn ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn.
  Bɔt di trɛnk we di yɔŋ man dɛn bin gɛt bin de stɔp, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ af pan dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du natin.
  Fɔ dɔn di kɔmanda, we insɛf bin rili taya, se:
  - A de ɔda ɔlman fɔ rɛst! Wi don rich di limit! Kɔba yusɛf wit san shed, drink wata wit vinega ɛn chɔklɛt. Afta dat yu go du ɛksesaiz fɔ blo we yu de ledɔm!
  Di wɔri bɔy dɛn ala wit wik kɔrɛkt se:
  - Wi redi fɔ fulfil ɛni ɔda!
  Pan ɔl we dɛn bin de yuz di tin fɔ protɛkt di pikin fɔ di san, in skin bin rɛd ɛn i bin raw. I nɔ bin fayn fɔ ledɔm pan di dray gras we gɛt tik, so di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de le sɛlofin ɔnda dɛnsɛf.
  Dmitry ɛn Oleg Rybachenko bin setul nia dɛnsɛf na di sem tɛnt. I bin tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ dɛn dɔn dray smɔl ɛn dɛn skin dɔn dak. Mi fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de bɔn ɛn it bad bad wan, a bin gɛt fɔ es mi leg dɛn ɔp so dat di blɔd go kɔmɔt ɛn i go at least izi smɔl.
  Dmitry bin notis se:
  - Wi bin no se wɔ nɔto ɔni, bɔt nɔto di sem mak!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin prɔmis wit pwɛl at se:
  - Dis na jɔs flawa dɛn. We yu si blɔd ɛn luk yu fɔs bɔdi, yu go ɔndastand se ɔl dis we yu de rɔn na ples we wam na natin!
  Dmitry bin sok in bɛlɛ ɛn se:
  - Na di buk dɛm, na tru, dɛn de rayt bɔt aw i kin fil we yu kil pɔsin fɔ di fɔs tɛm. Ivin if na bad pɔsin ɛn yu ɛnimi, rɛdi fɔ tɔn in gut. Bɔt stil dis...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Insay Boussenard in buk "Captain Daredevil", wan ol batalyɔn bin de bak we gɛt sɔk we bin fɛt di British. I de mɛmba wi bɔt sɔntin. Bɔt de di prɔblɛm we de wit sayɛns, dɛn se, aw i tan lɛk fɔ kil pɔsin, na wan tɛm nɔmɔ dɛn kin tɔch am fɔ shɔt tɛm, we bulɛt aksidɛntli kɔt wan yɔŋ drɔma. Ɛn in jɔnal, di we aw pipul dɛn de tink bɔt day na tin we nɔ impɔtant. I tan lɛk se nɔto ivin wɔ, bɔt na ɔlide!
  Dmitry bin tɔk se i nɔ gri wit wetin i tɔk se:
  - Dis na buk fɔ pikin ɛn titi dɛn; we kin si am se i kin boring fɔ rid bɔt saykilɔjik ɛkspiriɛns. Ɛn di ɛnd dɔn ɔlrɛdi bad, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di wan ol batalyɔn we de sɔk day, ɛn dɛn nɔ ɛva rayt di kɔntinyu!
  Oleg Rybachenko, wit dip we fɔ sho se i rili fil bad, bin tɔk se:
  - Bɔt dis na di kayn buk we yu de rigrɛt aw i dɔn dɔn kwik kwik wan. Bɔt bɔku tɛm i kin apin di ɔda we, dat yu kin rili sɔfa, de tray fɔ win dis ɔ da wok de!
  - If yu gɛt Lio Tolstoy in novel "War and Peace," den wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt se Olezhek rayt! - Dmitry bin gri.
  Di yɔŋ patna nɔ bin gri se:
  - Di buk "War and Peace" gɛt intrig, sɔm plot layn dɛn, ɛn ditayla karakta dɛn. Nɔ, i nɔto dɔmi. Nɔbɔdi nɔ de boring atɔl! Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di tin dɛn we kin mek pɔsin intres pas ɔl kin kam na di biginin.
  Dmitry bin gri se:
  - Yes, na so... Bɔku rayta dɛn kin sin wit slɔp plot, we bifo di akshɔn we intrestin pas ɔl bigin, yu kin ebul fɔ trowe di buk we tan lɛk se i de boring.
  Afta i dɔn alaw di bɔbɔ dɛn fɔ wet na di say we di san de shayn, di kɔmanda we gladi, Wolf Stich, we na wan bɔbɔ we gɛt bɔku mɔsul ɛn we ol lɛk fɔtin ia so. Di fes fayn, bɔt i strɔng, i tan lɛk pikin ɛn i big di sem tɛm. Wolf insɛf stil kɔmɔt na Jungfolk, bɔt in kɔmand prinsipul na: yɔŋ pipul dɛn fɔ de bifo. Ɛn di tru tin we se Shtikh nɔ gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn dɛn tek am as pikin nɔ de mɔna ɛnibɔdi. Di men tin na dat in na Aryan ɛn i de kɔmand di Aryan dɛn, we min se i ebul fɔ du di tin dɛn we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ ɔdinari pipul dɛn. Ɛn wetin? Dɛn de du am!
  Rɔn bak, fɔgɛt bɔt pen, taya, bɔy pikin dɛn we ivin shem (na so dɛn mɛn am!), fɔ mɛmba mama, papa, ɔ tink bɔt sɔntin we gɛt sɔri-at. Dis na we di ebul fɔ bia we wi de sɔfa, ɛn di prɔblɛm insɛf, na big blɛsin.
  Yɔŋ wɔriɔ dɛn kin rɔn we dɛn nɔ de tink bɔt fɔ nɔ obe, ɛn if dɛn want ɛnitin, na fɛt!
  Di ɔt stil rili strɔng, ɛn bak di bɔbɔ dɛn rɔn go na di ɔt grɔn we gɛt tik. Ɛn i nɔ ivin si di ɛnd na in yay. Di pen kin bi tin we pɔsin nɔ kin ebul fɔ bia ɛn bɔku pan di yɔŋ wɔriɔ dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ stɔp dɛn kray igen fɔ pen.
  Dɔn Ɔleg Raybachenko bigin fɔ siŋ wan siŋ we i mek we i de flay, we na rial mach;
  Di glori fɔ di Soviet Mama Land na big wan - .
  Wi fit, a biliv, wi go bi dis glori!
  Lɛ wi win di kruk ɛnimi na fɛt, .
  Fɔ di sake fɔ di Rɔshian, di Pawa we de shayn pas ɔl!
  
  Wetin de na di Mama Land we de siŋ, .
  Insay di at fɔ wan payɔnia we ɔnɛs ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin!
  Wi de rɔsh lɛk bɔd we de flay, .
  Wi fet dɔn rili oli!
  
  Otomatik, biliv mi, big brɔda, .
  Ɛn di grenade dɛn nɔto ɛkstra lod atɔl!
  If yu brayt, den di rizulyt na
  I go bi, pan ɔl we yu na bɔbɔ!
  
  Di payɔnia na kɔki ɛn harsh...
  Bɔt Gɔd de mek wi layt wit smayl!
  Bɔku bad bad ays dɛn de na di wɔl, alas, .
  Dat dɛn want fɔ pwɛl wan ples na ɛvin!
  
  Di fasist jakal de rich to wi, .
  I want fɔ rip di at pan pikin!
  Ɛn in pig dɛn gɛt pɔkmak grin, .
  Mek i gɛt lawd slap na in fes!
  
  Tayga tank na "boot".
  Klɔmsi - rili angul!
  Ɛn nɔ rɔn frɔm dɛn, nayt, .
  Wɛl, i bɛtɛ lɛ yu pripia sɔm grenade dɛn!
  
  Wi go kriet wan wold laik dis, biliv mi,
  Usay bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn go gladi!
  Wan animal we de it animal go rɔn go insay wan ol, .
  Wi go put di wikɛd legiɔn dɛn dɔŋ!
  
  Wetin de na di Mama Land we de siŋ, .
  Ɛn i de pwɛl ɔl di fasist dɛn rili fambul...
  Skwez di nayt in ray gɔn tayt...
  Ɛn so dat di planɛt go gɛt pis ɛn kwayɛt!
  
  
  
  
  Di rɛd ban go shayn, .
  I gɛt di nem fɔ Sent Jizɔs!
  Pas di Payɔnia ɛgzam wit wan A - .
  So dat yu Rɔshia go gɛt nem!
  
  Bɔt di ɛgzam nɔ de na di blakbɔd - .
  I go gɛt fɔ sɔrɛnda frɔm di trench dɛn!
  Grey ia rɔsh go na di bɔbɔ in wiski, .
  Wan padi day - sɔri de naw na di grev!
  
  Wetin na scum damn wɔ, .
  I nɔ ivin fit fɔ mek dɛn kɔl am wayl animal!
  Ɛn di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn nɔ no aw fɔ ol bak, .
  At ɔl sɔntɛnde, Adɔlf kin laf pas klawn!
  
  Yu no, wi nɔ fɔ tɔn bak, .
  Fɔ payɔnia dɛn, fred nɔ de sote go!
  Wi man na loyal padi, .
  Ɛn pan abit a biliv se nɔto kripul dɛn!
  
  Lɛ wi dɔn di glori mach na Bɛlin,
  Biliv mi, wi bin sabi fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm!
  Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm wi kech wan spirit we de rɔn, .
  Carrying di RPK in bakpak durin di run!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin dɔn wan ple ple ɛn brayt siŋ, ɛn di Jamani bɔbɔ dɛn bin gri fɔ dis wit wisɛl ɛn laf. As if dem no ivin notis se dem vaunted Fuhrer bin doused wit slop from ed to toe!
  Rɔn bin kam fɔ bi mɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt, dɛn ad mɔ ɛnaji... Ɛn i nɔ tu te, di grɔn dɔn dɔn ɛn saf saf gras bigin fɔ apia, we bin bi sɔntin we bin de mek di bɔbɔ dɛn we gɛt maynd in fut dɛn we dɔn bɔn, gladi.
  Dmitry bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Dɛn se di siŋ de ɛp wi fɔ liv, bɔt dɛn nɔ tɔk natin bɔt di tru se i de layt di ebi lod we de biɛn wi bak!
  Oleg Rybachenko nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Ivin insay di Ancient Egyptian civilization, dɛn bin no bɔt di layf-giving effect we myusik gɛt pan mɔtalman bɔdi, ɛn siŋ dɛm bak. Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin de fos smɔl slev dɛn we nɔ bin ebul fɔ wok fayn yet na di fil ɛn ston dɛn fɔ siŋ fɔ mek di big slev dɛn gladi. Afta ɔl, sayɛns lɛk Valliology kɔmɔt na Ijipt.
  Kɔmanda Wɔlf bin ala se:
  - Adjɔst akɔdin to di ayt! Ɛn nɔ chat!
  Di wɔri bɔbɔ dɛn chenj layn wan tɛm ɛn afta dat dɛn rɔn kwayɛt wan.
  Di san dɔn ɔlrɛdi go dɔŋ (na Nɔt Afrika insay Julay i kin dak bifo tɛm pas di midul zon). Di halt bin dɔn nia, we wantɛm wantɛm wan signal kam.
  - Ɔlman de ledɔm ɛn disgiz yusɛf!
  As i bi, nɔto fɔ natin. Dɛn bin yɛri wan nɔys we de fa fawe bifo. Ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de wok tranga wan wit sapa shovel, ɛn dɛn bin de trowe gras pan dɛnsɛf. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili dak...
  Hans bin tɔk se:
  - Prɔbably, dis na wi yon! Di front lain stil tu fa, bikos di Wehrmacht don advans kwik kwik wan.
  Dmitry bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Bɔt i nɔ de ɛva at fɔ lan di art fɔ kamoflaj! Dis go rili ɛp insay rial wɔ!
  Hans bin gri se:
  - Nɔ ɛva, bɔt a shɔ se na wi yon!
  Wolf bin hiss se:
  - Wan mɔ wɔd ɛn a go shot yu na di ples! Ɔlman de ledɔm wet! Ɛn pripia di granat dɛn.
  As i nɔ tu te, i kam fɔ no klia wan, Hans bin rili mistek. British tank dɛn bin apia. Bɔt, di bɔbɔ dɛn bin sidɔm kwayɛt wan na ambush: sɔntɛm na dɛn yon insay di ikwipmɛnt dɛn we dɛn dɔn kapchɔ.
  Pan ɔl we di tank dɛn de go na di nɔt. Na 4 nɔmɔ de, tri layt ɛn wan we at fɔ go insay Matilda. Di las tank na big prɔblɛm, bikɔs grenade kin jɔs pwɛl in trak dɛn. Dɛn kin hit di lɔng dɛn wit prɛsis trowe dɛn na di ruf ɔ di stɛp. If di Matilda in trak brok, den i kin mek di man dɛn lɔs wit in tu mashin gɔn ɛn wan kanɔn.
  Wolf nɔ bin want in padi dɛn fɔ day di sɛkɔn de, ɔ fɔ se ivin di tɔd de afta i rich na Afrika. Na tru se dɛn kin mek mashin gɔn dɛn nɔ wok if dɛn hit dɛn kɔrɛkt wan. Bɔt di kwɛstyɔn na, udat in tank dɛn ya? Wetin fɔ du if di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech di trɔfi dɛn?
  Wolf bin ɔda:
  - Prayvet Jungfolk mɛmba Oleg. If yu nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn ɔ bakpak, go na di tank dɛn ɛn no udat dɛn bi!
  Oleg bin wispa se:
  - Lisin kɔmanda!
  Di bɔbɔ bin af nekɛd wit blak shɔt, i bin dak bikɔs ɔf krim we de protɛkt am, ɛn fɔ ayd in blant ia i bin wɛr wan kayn turban we dɛn mek wit nyuspepa. Naw i bin tan lɛk ɔdinari, po Arab bɔbɔ. I nɔ go izi fɔ mek dɛn mistek kɔl am ɛnimi.
  Di tank dɛn bin de waka sloslo, ɛn dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy wan gia we di injin dɛn nɔ bin de mek nɔys bɛtɛ, ɛn dis bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔprayz bak. Oleg jomp kam nia dem, wit trɛnk wev in an dɛn ɛn ala insay brok brok Inglish.
  - Mayn dɛn de ya! Mayn dɛn de ya!
  Di tank dɛn stɔp, wan ed we gɛt ɛlmɛt kɔmɔt na di Matilda ɛn wan vɔys we vɛks ansa insay Inglish:
  - Wetin yu want, smɔl smɔl arap?
  Di bɔbɔ we bin de fɛt wɔ bin kray se:
  - Di Jaman dɛn put mayn na di rod! Una tek tɛm wit di kiŋ in sojaman dɛn!
  Wan sɛkɔn ed frɔm di sholda strap apia, i yɛri i de ansa:
  - Mek dɛn wikɛd Jamani ya day! Mi kiŋ de wit wi! Naw wi go go rawnd dɛn!
  - Kam sidɔm ya! - Ɔda, jɔj bay di epaulettes, bay wan kɔlɔnɛl na di Royal British Tank Ami!
  Di bɔbɔ klaym di tawa, i fil di fayn kol kol we di klos we dɛn wɛr wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin we dɛn kɔba wit smɔl smɔl blista dɛn. Dɔn, we i ledɔm, i bigin fɔ sho di British di rod.
  Fayv pan dɛn bin de, ɛn i bin kramp smɔl na di tɔrɛt we nɔ bin rili big na di Matilda midul tank. Dɔn Ɔleg Raybachenko bin disayd fɔ bi hiro. In an dɛn we gɛt sɛns ɛn we dɛn tren, lɛk di wan dɛn we pɔsin we sabi fɔ pik pipul dɛn kin gɛt, bin de put dɛn an insay in bɛlt ɛn pul rivolva dɛn. Di big an dɛn bin pul di fiuz dɛn wan tɛm.
  Na tru se i bin wikɛd, bɔt di tɛmt fɔ du "feat" bin so strɔng dat Olezhek bin faya tu-tri tɛm wit ɛni rivolva, ɛn i bin de aim di lɛft sholda bled.
  I at fɔ mis frɔm dis kayn distans, ɛn na madman ɔ di las kɔvayd nɔmɔ kin put bulɛtpruf vest we i sidɔm na tank. Di kɔlɔnɛl bin sɔprayz ɛn fil di barɛl fɔ wan pistɔl biɛn in kɔla. Di bɔbɔ wispa insay di klin langwej we dɛn kɔl Lɔndɔn:
  - If yu want fɔ liv, ɔda di ɔda tri tank dɛn fɔ sɔrɛnda! If nɔto dat, wi batalyɔn go pwɛl dɛn wit dɛn kru dɛn!
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin sɔprayz:
  - Udat na yu?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa klia wan se:
  - Yu las chans fɔ liv! Dɛn go trowe tri layt tank dɛn wit grenade, ɛn faya go mek yu sɔfa. Pipul dɛn go day! A kin kɔnt to tri, ɔ yu gi di ɔda fɔ mek dɛn sɔrɛnda ɛn kɔmɔt na di motoka, ɔ a go shot yu na yu leg ɛn ripit di rikwest frɔm di biginin! Wan, tu...
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin de kray se:
  - Gri! Jɔs nɔ kil wi!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk wit prawd se:
  - Wi Jamani pipul nɔ de kil prizina dɛn! Ɛn afta we Briten dɔn sɔrɛnda, yu kin sav bak na di nyu Royal Forces, we na Briten we dɛn dɔn mek nyu.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl gi di kɔmand wit vɔys we de shek shek. Di tank dɛn bin obe ɛn kɔmɔt na di tank dɛn, ɛn put dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn dɔŋ. Bɔku pan di big big bɔbɔ dɛn na Jamani bin trowe dɛn kamoflaj gras ɛn rɔn go nia dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de rɛdi fɔ tek di fɔs grup we dɛn bin de put na prizin na dɛn layf.
  . CHAPTER No. 13.
  Di Siks fɛt di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak. Wans bak di haypawich transpɔt dɛn to di sɛvintin sɛnti. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin dɔn ebul fɔ gɛda bɔku bɔku ami. Di sojaman dɛn na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya bin kam rawnd di siti na Rɔshia.
  Ɛn so wan bɔbɔ, wan gyal ɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn de pwɛl di yɔlɔ ami wit dɛn sɔd.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin de rul wan mil, i bin kɔt sɔm Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Fɔ wan blɔd fɛt...
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ trowe bɔku pɔyzin nidul dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Magarita, we bin de du wan atak kwik kwik wan wit sɔd ɛn we bin de rɔn wan mil, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Oli ɛn rayt!
  Ɛn i bin de trowe nidul dɛn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Hit wan tu duzin Chaynish pipul.
  Natasha, we bin de krɔs ɛnimi dɛn wit sɔd, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Mach, mach, fɔ go bifo...
  Ɛn i go lanch nidul dɛn bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  We di gyal pikin dɛn bin de wok wit dɛn an ɛn fut, dɛn bin de krɔs di Chaynish pipul dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Zoya bin de trowe nidul dɛn bak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Pipul dɛn we de wok!
  Ɔrora, we bin de lans wan bumɛrang wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn, bin kɔnfyus wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Mach, mach, fɔ go bifo...
  Svetlana, we bin de krɔs di Chaynish dɛn ɛn fri stɛl sta dɛn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, we bin de nak di ɛnimi, bin swɛt:
  - Pipul dɛn we de wok!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de biev lɛk rial igl dɛn we de fɛt. Ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin de blo wit sɔd ɛn trowe tin dɛn we bin de pwɛl, di ɛnimi dɛn bin fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Oleg bin du di "Butterfly" teknik wit in sɔd dɛn ɛn i bin siŋ se:
  - Fes dɛm fɔ day!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di bɔbɔ trowe di pɔsin we kil am bak.
  Magarita bin gɛt wan risɛpshɔn na di mil. I bin de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn kray tranga wan:
  - Dis na wi rod ɛn strɛch!
  Ɛn bɔku kil disk dɛn bin kɔmɔt na in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko na terminator boi, i bak trowe wetin i kil en bigin sing:
  - May Day na ɔlide fɔ wok!
  Ɛn frɔm di bare fut dɛn fɔ di yɔŋ kilman disk dɛn de flay bak, ɛn kɔt di wɔman dɛn na di ɛmpaya we de na ɛvin.
  Natasha trowe sɔntin we de kil bak ɛn i swɛt:
  - Dis na mi prɔpati!
  Ɛn in il we nɔ gɛt natin nak di Chaynish jenɛral na in chin ɛn brok in jaw.
  Zoya de du wan bɔtaflay manejmɛnt wit in sɔd dɛn ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Mi na mad panta!
  Ɛn frɔm in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, di shap disk we pɔsin we de kil kin gɛt. Ɛn so i tek ɔlman ɛn kɔt dɛn.
  Afta dat di sɔd dɛn de wok bak, ɛn dɛn kɔt ɔlman. Dis na so wan terminator gyal.
  Ɔrora slash pan di Chaynish pipul dɛn, krɔs dɛn bɔdi ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Na dem de pik wi...
  Ɛn di gift fɔ day de flay frɔm in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Svetlana, we de kɔt di wɔriɔs dɛn na di yɔlɔ ɛmpaya, kɔnfɔm, we i de sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal:
  - Wi de pik!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak, wan flay we de pwɛl.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn, ad se:
  - Aw ɔltɛm i kin apin...
  Di bɔbɔ in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin lans mɛsej fɔ day.
  Margarita, we bin de pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn lanch prɛzɛntɛnshɔn dɛn fɔ annihilation, ad se:
  - Nɔ de mach!
  Lɛk gyal pikin we gɛt nimbul leg.
  Natasha, we bin de faya di ɛnimi ɛn lans prɛzɛnt fɔ day, bin tɔk se:
  - A de fala yu...
  Ɛn bare fut de in akshɔn lɛk ɔltɛm.
  Zoya, we dɔn du di tɛknik fɔ tear di ɛnimi dɛn, tek am ɛn agresiv wan his wit wan kobra:
  - A de fala di shado...
  Ɛn in bare fut dɛn dɔn bak insay akshɔn...
  Ɔrora, we i dɔn trowe di wɛpɔn wit in smɔl an we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn kɔt am fayn fayn wan, i swɛt bad bad wan:
  - A de yus to...
  Svetlana tek ɛn trowe wan duzin nidul wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i nak wan bɔku bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔŋ, ɛn ala se:
  - To di mismatch!
  Oleg Rybachenko de pan di atak bak. I kin kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn wan wan tɛm i kin siŋ:
  - Enjɛl dɛn we de du gud, tu wayt wing, tu wayt wing oba di wɔl!
  Ɛn frɔm in leg we nɔ gɛt natin, di gift fɔ pwɛl de flay bak.
  Di bɔbɔ, as wi de si, na greyhaund bad bad wan. Ɛn i nɔ wɛr fut ɔltɛm, ɛn i at. Wan rial macho. Ivin as i luk lɛk twɛlv ia so. Bɔt dis na da kayn we de fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Magarita kin trowe nidul dɛn bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i kin swɛt:
  - Krayzi drim! Tɔtɔl biuti!
  Ɛn bak sɔntin we rili kil de bounce off di bare heel.
  Dis gyal na di pɔsin we de sho day ɛn pwɛl pwɛl.
  Ɛn dɛn Chaynish pipul ya kin gɛt am da we de.
  Natasha in di rapid muvmɛnt fɔ di fayn fayn tɛrminatɔ. I kin kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, kɔt dɛn wit sɔd ɛn siŋ:
  - Prez Tsar Alɛksi!
  Ɛn nidul dɛn de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya, we de kɔt di Chaynish dɛn ɛn pwɛl di ɛnimi, kɔnfɔm:
  - Di vilɛn go win!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de flay kɔmɔt, na prɛzɛnt fɔ wayl day.
  Ɔrora, we de krɔs in ɛnimi dɛn, de kɔnfɔm wit agresiv wan se:
  - Ɛn di ɛnimi nɔ de aks fɔ sɔri-at!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe sɔntin bak we de kil pɔsin kpatakpata. Ɛn i de smash di wan dɛn we de agens am to mit we dɔn rɔtin.
  Svetlana, we de nak in rival dɛn ɛn lans nyu nidul dɛn pan di ɛnimi, de his lɛk kobra:
  - Ɛn nɔ ala pan di mun!
  Ɛn gift dɛn we de mek pɔsin day we denja kin flay kɔmɔt na in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. We de mek ɔlman fil bad ɛn kil am.
  Oleg Rybachenko de muv... di bɔbɔ nɔ taya lɛk ɔltɛm...
  Di Chaynish pipul dɛn gɛt prɔblɛm. I krɔs dɛn ɛn si dɛn apat.
  Di bɔbɔ genius de swɛt:
  - Dis na mi fɛt!
  Ɛn bak, gift dɛn fɔ dɔnawe wit am de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn di yɔŋ wɔriɔ de fɛt lɛk hiro we de tɔk ɔltin ɛn we de fɛt. Ɛn in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk di blak Gɔd in tik dɛn.
  Magarita tek am, jomp ɔp, ɛn kɔt bɔku bɔku Chaynish. I bin du di risɛpshɔn lɛk se i gɛt pawa we de kil.
  Dɔn i trowe in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bak, ɛn i bin de du tin lɛk dɛbul we gɛt blɔd.
  Di Chaynish bɔdi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔm to wan ol mawnten dɛn. Di yɔŋ man we bin de fɛt wɔ bin hiss se:
  - Mi layf de insay win oba ɛnimi dɛn!
  Ɛn di titi go shot wan klawd bak we gɛt nidul frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn fɔdɔm day.
  Natasha bin kɔt wan kɔridɔ bifo am frɔm di bɔdi dɛn we yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn bin dɔn day. I bin de trowe shap shap disk dɛn ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Trowe to Mas, ɛn i go fayn!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di gift we kil pɔsin we na day we nɔ rili fayn, de flay bak.
  Ɛn ɔmɔs Chaynish pipul dɛn de day? Ɔndrɛd, tawzin, ɔnda di blo dɛn we di siks we de krɔs.
  Zoya de muv bak. I de jomp lɛk kobra ɛn i nɔ de gi di ɛnimi di smɔl chans. Ɛn di Chaynish dɛn fɔdɔm kɔt dɔŋ.
  Di titi, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, lans shap nidul dɛn we gɛt pɔyzin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Rɔshian hiro dɛn kɔt wit sɔd!
  Ɛn di wɔman, lɛk wef, de rayz ɛn fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn Ɔrora tek wan stɛp to di ɛnimi, ɛn kɔt am dɔŋ we i nɔ tɔk igen.
  Kil di Chaynish ɛn his:
  - Mi big big heroism!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin de flay kɔmɔt bak, ɛn skata smɔl smɔl pat dɛn.
  Di titi we gɛt rɛd ia nɔ de spay di Chaynish pipul dɛn. A bin kɔt sɛvin pipul dɛn wan tɛm.
  Ɛn in il we nɔ gɛt natin, we na di jenɛral fɔ di ɛmpaya na ɛvin, brok in fɔɛd. Na tru se in bin day.
  Svetlana de muv ɛn kɔt ɛnimi dɛn bak. In tu sɔd dɛn, lɛk siza we dɛn kin fold, bin kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn bɔdi.
  We di titi bin de muv, i bin krɔs wan duzin pipul dɛn we bin de agens am. Ɛn i tek di disk dɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kil bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  I ɔl de insay wan wayl frenzi.
  Svetlana se:
  - Di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ go pas!
  Ɔrora bin gri se:
  - Na tru se, dɛn nɔ go pas - no chans!
  Ɛn di bitch we gɛt rɛd ia go ala wayl wan bak ɛn nak di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit in sɔd dɛn. Ɛn afta dat di vixen in bare finga dɛn go rilis sɔm nidul dɛn. Dat wan tu duzin Chaynish pipul dɛn go sɛn na di nɛks wɔl.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn, tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Anihilashɔn fɔ di maynd!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ trowe di nidul dɛn we de kil bad bad wan wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, i bin twit se:
  - Insay mi drim, win de ɔltɛm!
  Magarita, we bin de fɛt di ɛnimi ɛn kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, bin gri se:
  - Ivin wan rili big win!
  Ɛn di titi bak, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, go tek am ɛn lans am pan di ɛnimi, ɛn briŋ day.
  So bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kil dɛn man ɛn in wɛf. Ɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn, nɔ less.
  Natasha bin trowe wan kol dɔst grenade we i mek na os wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I go bɔm, ɛn te di Chaynish sojaman dɛn te dɛn.
  Ɛn di titi de blak se:
  - Mi na di igl we gɛt pawa oba di wɔl!
  Zoya tu destroy di Chinese ami kwik kwik wan. I de wev in sɔd dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi na praud igl dɛm!
  Ɛn bak sɔntin we rili kil de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kin kil di Chaynish pipul dɛn rili spɛshal wan.
  Di titi de insay wan wayl gladi gladi we i de muv kwik kwik wan ɛn agresiv, i nɔ de alaw ivin wan nidul fɔ fɔdɔm we dɛn nɔ bit am.
  Ɔrora sɛf de muf. In fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe shap nidul dɛn. Di titi we gɛt rɛd ia de biev lɛk panta we de rɔnata jakal. I de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn lɛk shuga ken.
  Ɛn i de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Di fiuja na mi yon!
  Ɛn i de stik in tong.
  Svetlana de kil di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de mek dɛn muv kwik kwik wan.
  Blond gyal, lɛk kobra. Ɛn i de kɔt di wan dɛn we de agens am witout ɛni sɔri-at.
  In sɔd dɛn de spin lɛk mil. Ɛn dɛn nɔ de mek di ɛnimi friz insay pis. If pis nɔ go kɔmplit ɛn we go de sote go.
  Svetlana, we de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, ripɔt se:
  - Wi fom na di haiest!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin we de kil ɛn we pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ ɔndastand, de flay kɔmɔt. As i nak di wan dɛn we de agens am so, i go day stret.
  Aurora konfam se:
  - Pure defet we yu dɔn win!
  Ɛn wan duzin nidul dɛn de flay frɔm di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Yɛs, so kɔrɛkt wan dat fifti Chaynish pipul dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay wan tɛm.
  Natasha notis dis, i kɔt di wɔri pipul dɛn na di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya:
  -Yu rage na big big wan!
  Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i go stat di disk dɛn.
  Zoya, we de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, de ala se:
  - Mek yu drim kam tru!
  Ɛn bak wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin, aw i go sɛn kil-kil pwɛl pwɛl.
  Ɛn di bɔku bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn kin tɔn to bɔdi dɛn.
  Ɔrora, we de kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn, de siŋ:
  - Nɔ sɔri fɔ di ɛnimi!
  Ɛn frɔm in leg we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin shot kɔmɔt we de krɔs di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn te dɛn day.
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ we gɛt rɛd ia de muv wayl.
  Svetlana, we dɔn kɔt wan bɔnch ɛnimi dɛn, tek am ɛn swɛt, ɛn sho in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal ɛn we de shayn:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva stɔp! So dɛn bɔn di Rɔshian ami fɔ win!
  Ɛn afta dat, di titi trowe kol grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn brok in ɛnimi dɛn to mit dɛn we gɛt blɔd.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin win di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin du sɔntin kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn di Tɛminatɔ bɔbɔ bin siŋ se:
  - Di Russian ami bɔn fɔ win!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ in bare il, as i de jomp, i nak di mandarin na in chin, ɛn i rili krɔs am.
  Di yɔŋ man we bin de fɛt wɔ bin ala lawd wan se:
  - Viktri go kam fɔ wi!
  Magarita, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn kɔt dɛn ed, bin tɔk se:
  - If na dem de...
  Ɛn di titi trowe wan bɔnch nidul wit in bare fut...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ala fɔ ansa se:
  - Udat kam to yu!
  Ɛn afta dat, di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, pul wan klawd we gɛt nidul dɛn. Wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn kil wan ɔndrɛd Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Magarita bin de swɛt na in lɔng dɛn swɛt:
  - Na dem go de tu...
  Ɛn in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin lans wan bumɛrang we de kil pipul dɛn.
  Oleg, we bin de dissect di wɔriɔs dɛn na di Celestial Empire, bin kɔnfɔm se:
  - Udat go kam fɔ yu!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go lans sɔntin we kil ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. Wetin de krɔs di Chaynish dɛn bon dɛn.
  Ɛn i de pɔyzin dɛn wit pɔyzin.
  Yes, di boi no bi timid guy...
  Natasha bin du wan dɛbul barɛl tɛknik - i kɔt di Chaynish dɛn ɛn chirp:
  - Dis na wi gyal pikin dɛm!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di flay de prɛzɛnt fɔ pwɛl kpatakpata.
  Ɛn di titi de his:
  - Bi silent!
  Ɛn in sɔd dɛn kɔt ɔlman in ed.
  Zoya chop dɔŋ ɛnimi dɛn we de muv ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi lɔv de na di fayv flɔ!
  Ɛn bak di gyal in bare fut lans wan boomerang. Ɛn wan bɔku bɔku yɔlɔ wɔri pipul dɛn we dɛn bɛlɛ rɔtin, bin fɔdɔm.
  Natasha, we bin de kɔt di yɔlɔ wan dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Lɔv? Wetin bɔt Faberge eg dɛn?
  Ɛn bak day kɔmɔt frɔm di il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya, we bin de kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi kray!
  Ɛn i bin wink in padi!
  I tan lɛk se di gyal pikin dɛn nɔto simpul pipul dɛn. Ɛn fɔ tru, nɔto frog dɛn.
  Zoya in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de pul wan tin we de pwɛl. Ɛn bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn de kɔmɔt de.
  Aurora de pan di atak. Yunik ɛn i de pwɛl pɔsin in at. I kin kɔt ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn in sɔd dɛn tan lɛk wing dɛn na mil.
  Rɛd-hɛd dɛbul, insay di klas muvmɛnt fɔ wan swift atak. If i go kɔt, i go kɔt spɛshal wan.
  Ɛn i go ala se:
  - Risk na wan nobul kɔz!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak, wan gift de flay to di Chaynish pipul dɛn. I go kɔt ɛn grind ɔlman.
  Svetlana de muv. I de pwɛl di sojaman dɛn na di ɛvin ɛmpaya. Nɔ de gi di smɔl chans.
  Ɛn naw in bare fut dɛn so virtuosic, ɛn dɛn go trowe di kil tin. Ɛn dɛn de kɔt bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔŋ dat i jɔs wɔndaful.
  Ɛn di titi we nem Svetlana ala se:
  - Soar proudly oba di planɛt...
  Ɛn i brok di Chaynish kɔmanda in nɛk wit in il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin de krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn, bin siŋ:
  - Rɔshian igl we gɛt tu ed...
  Ɛn frɔm di bɔbɔ in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, wan ɔda gift we na day de kɔmɔt fɔ di Chaynish ami.
  Magarita, we bin de kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn sho in tit dɛn, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Dɛn siŋ am na di pipul dɛn siŋ dɛn...
  Ɛn wan kol lɛmon flay kɔmɔt na di wɔriɔ in bare il, i brok in ɛnimi dɛn...
  Natasha bin spin na di ays ɛn kɔt wan ɛn af Chaynish wan. I kɔt bɔku ɛnimi dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - I dɔn gɛt in big big pawa bak!
  Ɛn di titi de muv bak ɛn dans day.
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe sɔntin, ɛn rili spɛshal fɔ kil ɛnimi dɛn.
  Yɛs, dis na dak de fɔ di Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Zoya de krɔs dɛn bak, kɔt dɛn na smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl.
  - Di big big tin we di Rɔshian Ɛmpaya gɛt!
  Ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de lanch wan ɔda bumɛrang we de kil pipul dɛn. We de mek di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn nɔ gɛt dɛn ed.
  En di gyal sef go tek am en slash am bakhand.
  Bɔt we dɛn de fɛt, Ɔrora nɔ de shem. If i fuk yu, du am witout eni pity. Ɛn dɛn kɔt am wit sɔd - jɔs lɛk ɛgzikishɔn.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - A rili jɔs bi Setan!
  Wans bak in sɔd dɛn de flay ɔp ɛn dɔŋ to di Chaynish fɛtman dɛn.
  Di animal we gɛt faya de ala ɛn wan sawd grenade de flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Wan bɔm go bɔn. Ɛn bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na dɛn grev.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn bɔdi skata ɔlsay.
  Aurora go swɛt:
  - Mi fet na extermination!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di prɛzɛnt fɔ day we de kil pɔsin go flay.
  Ɛn di bitch we gɛt rɛd ia na jɔs dinamit fɔ kil pɔsin!
  Svetlana, sɔntin de bak we nɔ de mek yu bost, ɛn kin kil.
  I go tek am ɛn lanch wan boomerang wit in bare fut. Ɛn dɛn go kil bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn. Dis gyal na jos wan temperamental blond.
  Ɛn dis wɔri abit na fɔ kɔt di ed wit saw we gɛt shap tut ɛn we de bɔn.
  Ɛn di wɔman go siŋ:
  - Nɔ sɔri-at nɔ go de fɔ yu! Wi go rili gladi!
  Ɛn bak di titi de mek muv dɛn we rili gɛt maynd ɛn we gɛt sɛns. Ɛn i de smash di wan dɛn we de agens am we i nɔ alaw dɛn fɔ luk rawnd.
  Girls we de atak di Chaynish ami. Dɛn kin kɔt di wan dɛn we de agens dɛn wit sɔd ɛn sɛn gift dɛn fɔ pwɛl wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko de muv lɛk panta. Ɛn i kin kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn mek swing afta swing. Insay wan sɛkɔn, di bɔbɔ we nɔ de day kin swing fayvtin to twɛnti tɛm.
  Ɛn drɔp bɔku wɔri pipul dɛn wit dɛn skel dɛn we dɔn brok brok.
  Di bɔbɔ we go de sote go de ala se:
  - Katavasia fɔ drim dɛn!
  Wans bak, in sɔd de muv ɛn i de sho se i lɛk fɔ pwɛl di wan dɛn we de agens am.
  Margarita de hack ɛn swɛt bak:
  - Mi na volkeno fɔ day ɛn a go kik yu pan di ɔn dɛn!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe shap disk dɛn we kin kil ɛnimi dɛn.
  Ɛn di titi de ala se:
  - Nyu win go de - nyu fɛtman dɛn go de!
  Ɛn di wɔriɔ de pwɛl ɔlman wit wan mad atak.
  Ɛn i tan lɛk se in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt de hama nel dɛn insay kɔfin.
  Natasha kɔt wan bɔnch Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wi win!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i flay, we na ɔda gift we na day.
  Zoya kin kɔt di wan dɛn we de agens am bak. Akt wit ɔl di agresiv we pɔsibul ɛn we nɔ pɔsibul.
  Na in bare leg de lans wan lɛmon pan di kol. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm dɛn trowe wan ɔndrɛd yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn.
  Di titi bin siŋ wit grin:
  "A go tek di ɔs as kolataral, ɛn gud lak de wet fɔ mi!"
  Ɛn bak di titi go bit di ɛnimi. Ɛn i go waka rawnd, kɔt di ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn lɛf dɛn chans.
  Ɔrora na klin animal we de fɛt. Dis uman terminator na jɔs di embodiment fɔ di dɛbul in maynd.
  Ɛn if i slash, i de slash.
  Ɛn frɔm di Chaynish pipul dɛn na di mit dɛn nɔmɔ we dɔn rɔtin kin fɔdɔm.
  Ɔrora, we bin de pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn, bin de ala se:
  - Temperament fɔ wan kobra!
  Ɛn afta dat, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin drɔp wan rial bɔm. Ɛn bɔku yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn bin rɔtin.
  Svetlana de pwɛl di Chaynish pipul dɛn. I kin kɔt dɛn wit sɔd ɛn siŋ:
  - Di fiuja na di past onli wen e gud!
  Ɛn naw wan kilman we de de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. I de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn smɔl smɔl an, fut ɛn ɔda fɔm dɛn we gɛt blɔd kin stil de.
  Girls we de na fɛt kin so wayl, dɛn kin atak dɛn ɔltɛm.
  Bɔt Chaynish pipul dɛn tu bɔku ɛn na dat mek di kil we dɛn de kil pipul dɛn de drɛg. Sɔd dɛn kin wok pan ɔl we.
  Ɔlg mɔ bin bigin fɔ spit frɔm wan straw. We de ad bak to di we aw dɛn de kil pipul dɛn.
  Lɛ wi tɔk tru, di bɔbɔ rili na greyhaund. Di we aw i de muv tan lɛk we i de swing pendul.
  Ɛn i jɔs fast pas klok fa fawe. Ɛn dɛn kin kɔt sɔd dɛn kwik kwik wan ɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Di bɔbɔ hiss se:
  - Dis na wi drim, fɔ win ɛn pwɛl!
  Ɛn bak in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go nak wan prɛzɛnt we de kil.
  Margarita in wayl muvmɛnt. I de kɔt ɛnimi dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Viktri go de, a no fɔ tru!
  Ɛn di titi go trowe wan kil grenade.
  Ɛn i go kɔt di yɔlɔ wɔman dɛn.
  Natasha sɛf de muf. I nɔ no ɛnitin we de ambɔg am ɔ i nɔ de shem. In sɔd dɛn bin de kɔt di wan dɛn we bin de agens am. Ɛn dɛn kin kɛr wan triplɛ mil.
  Afta dat di titi se:
  - Big kaskad!
  Ɛn di fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe wan bumɛrang. Wan duzin Chaynish pipul dɛn lɛf we nɔ gɛt ed. Na ya di wɔriman de dil wit dɛn.
  Zoya de muv bak. Krɔs di wan dɛn we de agens yu ɛn swɛt:
  - Di fɛt na blɔd ɛn rayt!
  In fut we nɔ gɛt natin de muv, i de trowe sɔntin. Ɛn i go skata di bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we de na di ɛvin ɛmpaya.
  Ɔrora sɛf de muf. Ɛn i de du di pwɛl pwɛl we dɛn de pwɛl di Chaynish pipul dɛn bak. Ɛn i kin du am lɛk se i de rak wit brɔsh.
  Ɛn i de ala se:
  - Banzai tren na di tren!
  Ɛn wan grenade flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. Ɛn i go pwɛl bɔku ɛnimi dɛn we dɛn dɔn bit.
  Svetlana de fɛt bak. Ɛn i nɔ de giv-ɔp if i nɔ tɔk mɔ. Ɛn i kin kɔt lɛk sɔd. Ɛn wit bare fut i go tek yu ɛn lɛf yu fɔ go. Ɛn dɛn kayn laytin bolt dɛn de we gɛt ɛnaji kin kɔmɔt frɔm am.
  Ɔrora ɛnkɔrej in padi se:
  - Kontakt de!
  Svetlana, we dɔn kɔt di Chaynish kɔmanda insay af, kɔnfyus se:
  - Kɔntakt de!
  Ɛn dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn bin de bɔmp dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin agens dɛnsɛf.
  Aurora de muv bak. Swift ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ pas am. I nɔ no ɛni wikɛd tin ɔ dawt.
  In sɔd dɛn bin de kɔt mɔtalman bɔdi.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia, we de krɔs wan ɔda Chaynish, aks se:
  - Wetin yu tink, fɔ tru?
  Svetlana bin ansa se:
  - Na tru, di kɔnsɛpt na rilitiv!
  Ɔrora bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Yes, na tru!
  Ɛn wan ɔda grenade bin flay kɔmɔt na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn aw i bin de bit in ɛnimi dɛn. Frɔm di Chaynish pipul dɛn, na smɔl smɔl mit dɛn nɔmɔ we dɔn rɔtin bin de flay na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Svetlana bin notis wit smayl se:
  - Dis na aw wi kil ɛn krieshɔn de!
  Ɛn di titi bin lans di gift bak we na day we de kil ɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Natasha, we bin de krɔs di Chaynish pipul dɛn wit sɔd, bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Dɛn gɛt dɛn yon trut, wi gɛt wi yon!
  Ɛn wan ɔda grenade flay kɔmɔt na di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i kɔt in ɛnimi smɔl smɔl:
  - Ɔlman gɛt in yon. Ɛn i rili tru!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di flay dɛn we de kil bad bad wan bak. Ɛn wan granat we de kɔt di bɔdi to smɔl smɔl.
  Natasha bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Dis na wetin sayɛns ɛn di gɔd dɛn gi wi!
  Zoya, we bin de pwɛl in ɛnimi dɛn, bin gri se:
  - I bin gi bɔku tin!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin trowe bak, sɔm disk dɛn. Ɛn i bin bit wan bɔnch pipul dɛn we bin de agens am.
  Natasha bin notis, we i de sho in tit se:
  - Wan tren, bɔt!
  Ɛn in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin trowe ɔda duzin nidul dɛn. Dɛn bin sho pɔlitiks we de kil ɛn wayl.
  Bɔku bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kil. Di Siks du big wok fɔ mek ɔda istri.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, gyal pikin ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn na rili big ɛn big big pawa!
  . CHAPTER No. 14
  Di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin gɛt wan kruk lɛsin te dɛn atak, di bɔbɔ genius Oleg Rybachenko rayt wan ɔda masta wok;
  WE DƐN GƐT TAYM!
  DI PRƆLƆG
  Insay Nyu Ia Iv, di kapital siti we nem Mɔsko kin tan lɛk wan big big ples usay dɛn kin kip bi, ɛn dɛn kin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn wit layt dɛn. Ɔlman de rɔsh fɔ dɔn di bɔku bɔku wok dɛn we dɔn gɛda insay di ia fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ go insay di swit swit briz we de mek pipul dɛn ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf na di fɛstival.
  Ɛn yɔŋ Alɛks ɛn in padi Anjɛlina bin gɛt fɔ rɔn rawnd, ɛn kɛr bɔku gift dɛn go. Stik, dɔti sno bin de krak ɔnda in fil but, i bin hot insay Fada Frɔst in kɔtɔn ship skin kot, ɛn ɔnda in fayv biad, di yɔŋ man in rud, we nɔ gɛt reza bin de swɛt wit sɔl swet. Angelina, i izi smɔl insay di Snow Maiden kɔstɔm, pan ɔl we afta di twɛnti os yu bigin fɔ nɔ fɔdɔm pan yu fut fɔ fichu.
  Bɔt aw una go nɔ gri fɔ gɛt di chans fɔ gɛt ɛkstra mɔni as maredman ɛn in wɛf fɔ Nyu Ia?
  Nɔto inɔf mɔni de fɔ nyu ɔpdet, ɛn di skɔlaship rili smɔl, wit krayzi prayz...
  - Wea una shaggy guys de go? - Dɛn yɛri wan klɔm vɔys.
  Di lantan bin ɔt wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn bad bad shado dɛn bin de shayn na di daknɛs. Di bandit we gɛt biad ɛn smɔl yay shek wan lɔng dagɔ, dɔn sɔm ɔda wan dɛn bin fala am, we bin tan lɛk dɛbul dɛn we dɔn rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di ɔndawɔl.
  - Kɔt di infidel dɛn! - I de sawnd lɛk vɔys we de mek yu yɛri sɔfa, i de disgust, lɛk di grind we rɔsti saw de grind pan kɔnkrit.
  Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, akɔdin to di Hollywood scenario, di man ɛn in wɛf bin gɛt fɔ tinap ɛn knock out di rabid bandits wan tɛm, bɔt layf na mɔ prosaic. Alɛks ɛn Anjɛlina bin giv-ɔp. Dɛn, fɔ tru, yɔŋ ɛn atletik, bɔt di ebi ebi bag dɛn we gɛt gift na dɛn bak ɛn bɔku bɔku klos dɛn de mek i rili at fɔ rɔn...
  Biɛn dɛn yu kin yɛri ebi ebi fum, dɔti swɛ, dɔn dɛn slash wan yɔŋ man na in bak wit dagɔ, kɔt in ship skin kot...
  Wan grey tin de flay na di studɛnt dɛn we de rɔnawe in fut i tan lɛk se i flash wan rat wit wan tel we de spak (di fiuz de bɔn!). Angelina swɛt: i nɔ bin lɛk rat, bɔt, wetin bin rili wɔs pas dat...
  I bin de mek tɛnda! Di asfalt we bin de na di pawaful rod, we bin de go ɔp shap shap, bin nak di fes, ɛn wan shap pen bin chuk di bɔdi wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i bin te di sɛl dɛn...
  DI LAST CHANCE NA MƆTALMAN
  We dis kayn bɔku bɔku armada de kam nia, i kin mek pɔsin fred frɔm fa, i kin tan lɛk se wan nɛbula we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn we de shayn de kres. Pantap dat, ɛni spak na dɛbul we gɛt wamat ɔ spirit we de shek shek we di majik we wan majik man we de kil pipul dɛn kin du. Di frɔnt bin strɛch fɔ tu-tri parsecs pan dis kayn skel, ivin di flagship ultra-battleship dɛn tan lɛk wan gren sand na di Sahara.
  Di mɔtalman kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn, togɛda wit ɔda rays dɛn we de na di mɛtagalaksi, bin go insay di disisiv fɛt.
  Bɔku ship dɛn de ya, wit wan wɔndaful difrɛn difrɛn ship dɛn, pan ɔl we bɔku tɛm i kin jɔs ambɔg fɔ fɛt fayn fayn wan. Wɛl, fɔ ɛgzampul, wan sta ship we tan lɛk hapsikɔd ɔ we gɛt lɔng mɔt we dɛn rol insay ramrod instead fɔ strɛch, ap, ɔ ivin dabl bas we gɛt rɛktangul tank tɔrɛt. Dis kin mek pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd fil fayn, bɔt i kin mek pipul dɛn laf pas fɔ fred, mɔ pan di wan dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan wɔ.
  Di pɔsin we de agens dɛn na di ɛmpaya, we de tɔk wit maynd se na pawa we ɔlman gɛt. Gret Grobzagonat, usay dɛn put ɔltin na di savis fɔ wɔ, di men slogan na efyushɔn ɛn ɛkspɛdiɛns. Nɔto lɛk di kɔlishin, kɔfin sta ship dɛn jɔs difrɛn pan saiz. Ɛn di shep na prɛktikal di sem - rili predatory-luk, dip-si fish. Sɔntɛm wit wan ɛksɛpshɔn: di dagɔ dɛn we tan lɛk tik, stɛl-shimmering dagɔ na di Annihilators.
  Di sta dɛn we de na dis pat na di spes nɔ tu skata ɔlsay na di skay, bɔt dɛn gɛt kɔlɔ ɛn dɛn spɛshal pan dɛn layt spɛktrum. Fɔ sɔm rizin, we yu luk dɛn layt ya, yu kin gɛt sɔri-at filin lɛk se yu de luk insay enjɛl dɛn yay, we de kɔndɛm di tin dɛn we gɛt layf na di yunivas fɔ dɛn wikɛd, rili savayj bihayvya.
  Grobzagonat in ami nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ mit; Fɔ ansa dis, dɛn bin tray fɔ mit dɛn wit barɛj faya, bɔt di kɔfin pen dɛn we nɔ izi fɔ yuz ɛn we gɛt tɛknɔlɔjik advans protɛkshɔn bin wok fayn pasmak. Di kruiz ɛn distroya dɛn bin bɔn lɛk se dɛn de bɔn mayn, ɛn dɛn bin bɔn insay wan giza we gɛt smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl Bɔt wi bin ebul fɔ briŋ sɔm big gem dɔŋ. Wan pan di big big ship dɛn we di mɔtalman kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn bin de fɛt, dɛn bin bang am, di ship bin de smok tik, ɛn chaos bin de na di big big sta ship we dɛn kɔl Stalingrad.
  Dɛn de tray wit ɔl dɛn trɛnk fɔ sev am di gyal pikin ɛn bɔy pikin dɛn rili de pul dɛn skin frɔm di bad bad fiva; Ɛn dɛn bin de sprɛy ros wata na di ays lɛk se na pɔsin we sabi bɔt fashɔn bin de sprɛy di naytrɔjen ɛn ɔksijɛn mɔlyul dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek di tɛmpracha we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi protɛkt mɔtalman go ɔp; So di titi fɔdɔm na in ni ɛn, we i bɛn dɔŋ, kis Pɛrun in amulet, drɔp smɔl kray wata de kɔmɔt bifo dɛn rich di ebi ebi mɛtal kɔtin. Na ya, day, di yɔŋ man, we af awa dɔn pas fɔ tray fɔ ful am, fɔdɔm na grɔn ɛn bɔn, rɛd mit de pul in bon dɛn...
  Wan kɔmbat rɔbɔt de drɔp drɔp dɛn we gɛt lɔbrik frɔm in wayd barɛl, i tan lɛk se dis mashin de ala, de ɛkspiriɛns sɔfa, de sɛn prea to di ilɛktronik gɔd dɛn, bays pan baynary kɔd. Di ventilashɔn sistɛm de fel, i de tɔn to wan kayn smɔl bɔt bɔku bɔku blak ol dɛn we de risk fɔ absɔb ɔltin ɛn ɔlman.
  Na tu fayn fayn wɔri pipul dɛn ya, we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tay pan di bɔd mɔta wit dɛn an, ɛn dɛn de tray fɔ delay dɛn day. Dɛn fes we tan lɛk pink kin chenj, ɛn dɛn fayn fayn tin dɛn kin chenj bikɔs dɛn de fil pen we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ bia. Bɔt di prɛshɔn we di sɔkshɔn tornado gɛt de go ɔp. I kɔt in finga dɛn, krimsin blɔd sprɛy frɔm di mɔsul ɛn tɛndon dɛn we dɔn rɔtin, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh go insay di mit grinda. We i de flay, di titi we gɛt rɛd ia, rɔsh wit di yɔŋ man, ɛn i ram am na in bɛlɛ wit ed we tan lɛk fɔks in hat.
  Dɛn kin ebul fɔ smayl to dɛnsɛf bifo dɛn kɔmɔt fɔ go na da ples de we nɔbɔdi nɔ de kam bak. Wan ɔda uman we dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɔn pas af, drɔ wit in an we de bɔn na di wɔl se: "Di man we gɛt maynd kin day wan tɛm, bɔt i kin liv ɔltɛm, di man we de fred kin liv wan tɛm, bɔt i dɔn day sote go." Di bluish-grin faya de ad ɔt, ɛn i de kɔba wan fayn bɔdi we fit fɔ di katwɔk dɛn we gɛt nem pas ɔl jɔs sɔm tɛm bifo dis tɛm. Na ya di gyal in bon dɛn kin kɔmɔt na do, ɛn di strɔng mɔsul dɛn we dɔn at frɔm we i smɔl, kin krɔs ɛn tɔn to wayt ashis.
  Di fɛt ship we di had wan bin gɛt bin bɔn, i bin de drɛb bɔbul dɛn we gɛt ayridescent ɛya insay di vaykum, dɔn i bɔm, ɛn skata to bɔku bɔku pat dɛn.
  Hypermarshal Grobzagonat Prins "Jaynt Mace" bin ɔda:
  - Briŋ fayv milyɔn et ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin supa-frigɛt dɛn, ɛn bak kul Annigen kyaria dɛn. Mek di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn na di wan ol wɔl rɔsh pas na di ɛnimi dɛn bak!
  Di frigate dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɔm, ɛn dɛn bin de layn insay difrɛn layn dɛn. Misɛl kruza ɛn grap, togɛda wit fɛt-fɛt, bin mek wan kayn fayn-mɛsh nɛtwɔk. Fɔs, dɛn bin tray fɔ faya di ɛnimi dɛn fa fawe, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz wan wɛpɔn we nɔto nyu tin igen to di yunivas, bɔt we bin de pwɛl bad bad wan: mishɔl dɛn we dɛn kɔl thermoquark. Lɛk big pancha in bɔksin taktik: trowe lɔng lɛft jab ɛn kip yu patna fa. Di kɔlishin ship dɛn bin tɔn bak, di wan dɛn we bin de biɛn di sta ship dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ brok go na di say usay dɛn de fɛt insay di rayt tɛm. Di kɔfin kɔral dɛn, we de yuz dɛn advantej pan ɔganayzeshɔn ɛn manejmɛnt, lɛk ɛgzikishɔn wit aks, de kɔt di lɔs fɔmɛshɔn fɔ di fɔs dɛn we de agens dɛn. Pan di alien dɛn we bin de tray fɔ atak, di lɔs dɛn bin de bɔku mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Di fayn fayn dɛbul-jɛnɔral Duchess de Furia de rɔn pan in ay-spid annihilator. Dis na wan kayn kɔmbat staship we nɔ tan lɛk ɔdinari kruz, instead ɔf gɔn, i gɛt ɛntena ɛmita, we, we dɛn yuz am fɔ fɛt, kin kɔrɛkt di klos we ɛnimi ship dɛn gɛt wit dɛn ifɛkt. Na ya di gravioplasmik wev dɛn de kam, we de swip kwik kwik wan tru di vaykum. Di blak ples gɛt kɔlɔ bay di we aw dɛn de muv fɔ ful-ɔp di ples, lɛk wata we kɔmɔt na petrol we dɔn rɔsh. Di akshɔn kin rili pwɛl pɔsin. Dɛn kin chenj di gɔn dɛn we alien dɛn gɛt we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tray fɔ agens dɛn, dɛn kin mek dɛn ambɔg di we aw kɔmpyuta de gayd dɛn, ɔ ivin we dɛn gɛt bɔku pawa kin mek dɛn bɔn di fiuz dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ pwɛl di tɛm we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek rɔket dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ kil dɛn. Ɛnimi sta ship dɛn tan lɛk fish ɔnda fim we gɛt injin ɔyl, sɔm pan dɛn nɔ mek wit mɛtal ɔ sɛramik, bɔt na bayolojikal ɔrijin ɛn rili rial wan dɛn kin writh in di most terrible convulsions.
  Naw wan ɔda wan pan di fɛt ship dɛn bigin fɔ krɔs, i de bɔn faya, lɛk se dɛn mek wan big ship we gɛt dayamita we di Inglish Chanɛl in waid wit domino dɛn we dɛn dɔn put petrol. Natin nɔ de fɔ tɔk bɔt di lɔs we de bitwin smɔl smɔl sta ship dɛn. Di koalishun fɔ alien ɛn earthlings de giv in klia wan, i tan lɛk se na di nyu wɛpɔn fɔ di Stelzans - emit graviplasm, rili shɔk di spɛs fɔs dɛm fɔ sɔm ɔndrɛd ɛmpaya dɛm.
  Kaɔnt di Basɔv kin kɔntrol di faya bay we i de muv di finga dɛn na in an insay wan patikyula ɔda bifo di skan. We yu de na do, di siks sta kɔfin jenɛral tan lɛk pawaful man we gɛt heroic-bild wit di strɛp fes we tayga gɛt. Wan agresiv wan fayn animal, bɔt dis na wan wikɛd biuti - Lusifa. Di kɔfin de grin wit wamat, ɛn i de blo dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. I fil di kɔnfyushɔn we di motley rabble we gɛda frɔm sɔm galaksi dɛn gɛt. Wɛl, lɛ dɛn gɛda tayt mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn mek dɛn fred mɔ. We di men fɔs dɛn fɔ di Mɛsilɛs, grev ɛmpaya go insay di fɛt, wan win, gladi ɛnd go de fɔ sɔm ɛn ɔda wan dɛn go sɔri.
  Di kɔlishin de akt sɔm kayn chaotically, instead of wan ɔganayz resistans, obscure maneuvers, ivin tu grand battleships, pan ɔl di cosmic distances, go blaynd, seil to each oda, ɛn den kollid wit wan roar tru gravitational waves, penfully echoing in the ears of nearby di wan dɛn we de fɛt.
  Insay de, dɛn bin brok di patishɔn dɛn, dɛn bin krɔs di say dɛn we dɛn kin fɛt, di barɔk kebin dɛn, di trenin ɛn ɛnjɔymɛnt ɔl dɛn. Ɔl dis bin apin wit di spid we di tayd bin de spid, fast inof fɔ pwɛl ɛni chans fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt stil agonizingly slo, gi di chans to bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin dɔn trɔs fɔ fil di bad bad fred fɔ day we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp.
  Na dis na di kɔntes fɔ di chip rɛs, we rili fiba wan bɔkul we gɛt vayɛl wit pink frog leg dɛn we gɛt gold kɔl, we de aksept wan day we de mek i fil pen, we de kɔnfɛs... To in kɔmbat ɛmita. Kɔmpyuta ɔlogram de rid prea dɛn ɛn pul sin dɛn kwik kwik wan. Dis na di rilijɔn fɔ dis glamorous neshɔn, yu ay-tek wɛpɔn de ple di rol fɔ prist, so na di sayba intɛlijɛns nɔmɔ dɛn tek am se gɛt inof oli ɛn klin fɔ sav as intamɛdiɛri bitwin wan tin we gɛt layf ɛn di Ɔlmayti Gɔd. Di las wɔd dɛn we di prist-emita bin tɔk na:
  - Di wɔl nɔ gɛt charm, bɔt dɛn nɔ de sakrifays Gɔd fɔ du bad tin!
  Di Duchess de Furia na slɛnd ɛn atletik tim mɛmba insay wan spɛshal mɔd, wan kɔmprɛs tɔk kɔd we de ple tu rol. Di fɔs wan na ɛnkripshɔn shild agens pɔsibul wayatapping fɔ di tim. Di sɛkɔn wan na di magotelepathic impuls.
  Kruiz, distroya, brigantin, ɛn ivin wan spɛshal ship na ship dɛn we in sta ship dɔn pwɛl ɔ pwɛl am kpatakpata. De Furia bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - Kɔrej kin kɔmpɛns fɔ di trenin we nɔ rich, bɔt trenin nɔ de ɛva kɔmpɛns fɔ kɔrej!
  Dɛn grab dɔn ɔlrɛdi ɔlmost kɔmplit wan dɔn di thermoquark ɛnaji (in yus stil nɔ pafɛkt) fɔ di riaktɔ ɛn i de wɔri fɔ wet fɔ kɔmand. Bɔku ɔndrɛd tawzin ɛnimi ship dɛn we de na di men klas dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl, di fɛt de apin na wan big frɔnt.
  Dɛn gi di ɔda, dɛn rɔsh, rɔn bak insay ɔganayz we fɔ mek dɛn richaj na kago steshɔn dɛn - spɛshal staship kɔntena dɛn.
  Ɛn di prins "Jaynt Mace" trowe nyu sojaman dɛn na di fɛt:
  Speshali, in pasɔnal flagship, di ultra-battleship Beast.
  Neks wan na tu ɔda jayant dɛn, "Shock and Awe" ɛn "Red Noose." Dɛn bin yuz tɛn tawzin big ɛn smɔl gɔn dɛn ɛn tin dɛn we de mek di gɔn dɛn. Bɔku layers we de protɛkt bin de flik ɔp dɛn: wan graviɔmatris, magospatial fil dɛm (we de pas matta na wan dairekshɔn nɔmɔ), wan fɔs riflɛkta. Ɔl di saybanɛtik divays dɛn bin de wok pan sablɛvɛl tioplasm, we bin de mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin yuz big big reda dɛn, we dɛnsɛf bin mek Jesuitical snags fɔ di ɛnimi dɛn ilɛktroniks.
  Lɛk ays blɔk we de kil pipul dɛn na di tin dɛn we dɛn plant, "gift" dɛn we de briŋ day bin ren kam dɔŋ... Di tri jayant dɛn bin tray fɔ skata mɔ ɛn mɔ fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ dɔnawe wit di ɛnimi dɛn fayn fayn wan. Dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ ambɔg dɛn, lɛk bɔl laytin, we dɛn de flay, i kin bɔn pɔpla flɔf we de flɔt na di spes, na so dɛn kin kil ɔda pipul dɛn we de na di spes. Mek dɛn de tɔn bak wit panik. Bɔku bɔku rɛskɔ modul dɛn we tan lɛk pikin dɛn kɔlɔ pils de skata na di vaykum, mɔ ɛn mɔ pan dɛn de shek shek bikɔs rɔket dɛn de bɔn, lɛk bɔy dɛn we de na di si we rɔf. Di kɔfin pen dɛn nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to dɛn yet, brok di denja ɛn strɔng wan dɛn fɔs, dɔn yu kin dɔn di alien dɛn we dɔn lɔs di tin dɛn we lɛf na dɛn maynd bikɔs ɔf fred. Di fɛt nɔ dɔn win yet, di sojaman dɛn na di Ruthless Empire sɛf de sɔfa, pan ɔl we dɛn lɔs smɔl we yu kɔmpia dɛn to di ɛnimi.
  Bɔt pan di sem tɛm, pan sta ship dɛn we de bɔn faya, pipul dɛn nɔ kin ful-ɔp ɛn dɛn kin fred. di evakueshɔn de go bifo fayn fayn wan, lɛk se dɛn tin ya nɔto layf ɔrganizm, bɔt na bayɔrobɔt. Pantap dat, di ritrit, lɛk se dɛn de provok day, dɛn kin siŋ dɛn we gɛt maynd.
  Ɛn na dis na de Fury"s annigen bearer: dis kayn spɛshal kyaria fɔ graviti plasma we tɔn to sɔntin we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt insay in pawa we de pwɛl. Chaj di ɛnaji fɔ pwɛl bin apin klos wan wantɛm wantɛm ɛn bak insay fɛt.
  Di spɛshal ship de gɛt maksimal aksilarayshɔn, di duchess de ivin ol di stebul, tru di translucent fabrik na di kɔmbat sus yu kin si aw in big biceps de tɛns insay wan we we nɔ tan lɛk uman. In ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we de wok na di bot fɔ tray tranga wan fɔ mek dɛn nɔ fɔdɔm na dɛn bak. Di Duchess wit tayga ed nɔ ebul fɔ falamakata, lɛk wɔriɔ frɔm kɔmik buk, in yay de pier, in rili brayt, lɔng ɛn tik ia de flɔt frɔm di flɔ we di briz we de kam de flɔ.
  I at fɔ biliv se dis heroic gyal dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol tu ɔndrɛd saykl. Aw in fes fresh ɛn klin, i rili mobayl, sɔntɛnde wit faya faya ɛksprɛshɔn, sɔntɛnde, difrɛn frɔm dat, i tan lɛk enjɛl ɔ i de ple ple. I gɛt bɔku fɛt-fɛt biɛn am, bɔt i nɔ bin ɛva tan lɛk se i go taya wit dɛn. Ɛni nyu fɛt na sɔntin we spɛshal, wit in yon fayn fayn ɛn rich dizayn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɛksplen ɛn ritm we de mek pɔsin gladi.
  Ɛn naw dɛn gɛt wan wɛpɔn we nyu pan ɔpreshɔn prinsipul, we di ɛnimi nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛn fayn protɛkshɔn agens am, at ɔl te di las win we Grobzagonat win.
  Aw di Fizt rays dreadnought nɔ ebul fɔ du natin. Blaynd, i dɔn lɔs in biɛrin. Fɔ spin wan disk we atlet kin lans, so dat afta tu-tri tɛm di tin dɛn we de insay de skata ɔlsay na di big big ples dɛn na di galɛksi. Ɔ wan ɔda ɔnaful viktim, tri distroya dɛn we de day insay di embras fɔ graviplasm wan tɛm, di ship dɛn de shek shek ɛn skwash, lɛk fry we di sɔf de trowe pan di san we de bɔn.
  Baron de Alligator, we bin de ajɔst di aim we di emita dɛn de aim (ɛn nɔto witout sakses, na monoblɔk stik dɛn nɔmɔ bin lɛf frɔm di nyu kruza we dɛn dɔn bɔn), bin notis wit rigrɛt:
  - I izi fɔ kil, i at fɔ gi layf bak, bɔt i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ liv witout vaylɛns!
  De Furia, we bin de kɔntrol in grup we gɛt sta ship dɛn, we bin de dischaj ɔda wata we de pwɛl tin dɛn, ɛn we bin de wach aw di ship, we dɛn dɔn chenj frɔm kago transpɔt, bin de insay wan plasma nɛtwɔk bak, bin sho se:
  - Day, lɛk fetful padi, go mɔs kam, bɔt if yu want fɔ waka lɔng wit kaprish layf, pruv yu devoshɔn to sɛns ɛn kɔrej!
  Kaɔnt de Barsov bin de ala lawd wan, ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk wit in witti wɔd dɛn:
  - Dɛn nɔ rayt lɔ fɔ fulman, bɔt dɛn kin gɛt sankshɔn fɔ we dɛn pwɛl am, ɛn fɔ dɛn smat wan dɛn we rayt dɛn lɔ ya!
  Di ɔganayz resistans fɔ di difrɛn difrɛn armada dɛn bin brok. Flay na ota spes ivin tan lɛk mawnten we dɔn fɔdɔm, na big big briz we kɔba wan skul we gɛt midj wantɛm wantɛm, we de kɔmɔt dɔŋ ɛn kech ɔlman wan tɛm... Di pursuit bigin. I tan lɛk se wan pak wulf de rɔnata wan grup we gɛt ship. Na di kɔfin dɛn nɔmɔ wikɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at pas wulf dɛn. Fɔ dɛn, dis nɔto ivin kwɛstyɔn bɔt fɔ sev, bɔt fɔ sho se dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin ɛn fɔ vɛks we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Pursue, torment, nɔ lɛf fɔ go. Ɛn pan ɔl we bɔku pikin dɛn nɔ go wet fɔ dɛn mama ɛn papa (ɛn na ya na krichɔ dɛn frɔm di sem sɛks to wan duzin sɛks dɛn gɛda), ɛn mama, papa, nyutral, dɛn bɔy pikin, gyal pikin ɛn udat no udat ɔda... Wetin valor de insay dis kayn kil, we ivin fɔ shot patrij nid mɔ skil ɛn tray. Di dɔti bin flɔd di spes ɛn fɔdɔm pan di sta dɛn, we mek di koronal distɔblɛshɔn, prominɛns, ɛn plasma vortices na di surface. Sɔm sta dɛn kin ivin chenj dɛn kɔlɔ bikɔs ɔf di bɔku bɔku fɔrina tin dɛn we kin fɔdɔm na dɛn fes. Nɔto ɔlman go ɔndastand, bɔt di wan dɛn we gɛt at: i kin mek pɔsin fred mɔ if pɔsin we gɛt pɔsin in pasɔnaliti bɔn layf layf wan, ɛn pɔsin in pasɔnaliti na wan ol wɔl we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ no wetin go apin.
  Ivin vaykum kin kray frɔm dis kayn dɛf...
  Fɔs ia studɛnt dɛn we nem Alɛks ɛn Anjɛlina bin si ɔltin, ɛn nɔto ivin lɛk na fim, bɔt dɛn si am wan tɛm, pan bɔku pɔynt ɛn ditil dɛn, we ɔltin de go insay, we ful-ɔp di kɔnshɛns wit wan kaleidoscope fɔ no.
  Dɔn dɛn notis se wan pan di mɔtalman spɛshal ship dɛm - wan brigantin wit di kɔnto dɛm fɔ wan bebi dɔlfin - bin de muf go... To wan kwasar we de shayn wit ɔl di kɔlɔ dɛm fɔ di renbo ɛn insay wan slip stet. Sɔntin bin tɛl di studɛnt dɛn se dis na kwasar, ilɛksɛf nɔto wit dɛn kayn rayt dɛn de we de bɔn ɔl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf. Bɔt ivin if i bin ridyus am, i bin de ayd wan denja we de kil ɔltin we gɛt fɔ du wit am. Ɛn dis brigantin bin tan lɛk se i gɛt maynd fɔ kil insɛf.
  Di Anigen kariɔ dɛn we di Duchess de Furia bin de kɔmand bin gɛt di ɔda we se: "Intasept di spɛshal ship we di pipul dɛn na di wɔl de yuz!" Ɛn tri tawzin sojaman dɛn we nɔ bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn bɔku bɔku rɔbɔt dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ bin rɔsh afta di brigantine.
  I tan lɛk se shak dɛn we de it animal dɛn de rɔnata smɔl dɔklin we de chok na di wata we gɛt big big briz na wan si we de blo.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Alɛks fil se i nɔ jɔs ebul fɔ flay ɔp, bɔt i ebul fɔ muf, ɛn i ala to in padi se: "Lɛ di enjɛl fala dɛn." Di titi ansa am se: "Yɛs, a fil se a ebul."
  Lɛ Maykɛl Bɔyaski siŋ se: "Pan ɔl we bɔdi we nɔ gɛt sol nɔto bɔdi, bɔt sol we nɔ gɛt bɔdi wik!" Sɔntɛm dis na fayn tin, bɔt... Di spirit kin, we i dɔn go insay ɔda pɔsin in bɔdi ɛn tek kɔntrol pan am, sho insɛf wit fayn fayn pawa...
  Searing streams of annihilating radiation bin kɔmɔt frɔm tri daggers ɛn i bin tan lɛk se di mɔtalman brigantine, we di brayt kapten Alena Snegova bin de lid, nɔ bin gɛt di smɔl chans. Ɔlrɛdi majik plasma wev dɛn bin dɔn pas di hul, ɛn dis bin mek di silva klos nɔ fayn, ɛn dis bin mek di barɛl dɛn we gɛt layt gɔn dɛn fɔdɔm lɛk pasta we dɛn dɔn kuk pasmak. Di kru mɛmba dɛn de gɛt bad bad pen, dɛn kɔmbat sus de fɔdɔm, dɛn skin de pul, dɛn yay de go blaynd... I tan lɛk se chans nɔ de... Di brigantine bigin fɔ bɔn, lɛf biɛn wan smok tray fɔ antimatter spak dɛn.
  Bɔt insay dis las mɔnt, we yu fɔdɔm insay di oplɛs abyss fɔ di ɛl we nɔ de, di tu Anigen bearers we de na di flanks, we nɔ tɔn rawnd, stab redyushɔn insay di midul wan.
  Ɛn i bigin, renbo wev dɛn pas na di sɛntral dagɔ, di ɔtomɛshɔn chenj to protɛkshɔn. Ɛn di mɔtalman ship, we bin tan lɛk se i smɔl pan di bakdrop fɔ di jayant dɛn, we bin lɔs sɔm pat dɛn pan in strɔkchɔ, bin dɔn rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di iridescent majik-plasma nɛtwɔk.
  Alɛks bin setul na Barɔn di Aligatɔ in bɔdi, ɛn Anjɛlina bin sadul di kɔnshɛns fɔ Kaɔnt di Basɔv. Ɔdinari kɔfin gad dɛn, lɛk di ɔfisa dɛn, dɛn tren dɛn nɔ fɔ tɔk bɔt wetin dɛn kɔmanda dɛn tɛl dɛn fɔ du, bɔt fɔ du dɛn. If di wan dɛn we hit di bɔdi, yuz di mɛmori fɔ dɛn "ɔs," ɔda fɔ chenj di target fɔ faya, den... Na so i fɔ bi. As di men lɔ na Grobozagonat se: "A swɛ se a go obe di Haypa-Emparɔ, insɛf sɛf, ɛn ɛni bɔs we i dɔn pik, nɔ gɛt wan dawt!"
  Dɛn dɔn gi di ɔda ɛn dɛn de du am... Bɔt di wan wan pipul dɛn we de na di kɔfin pen dɛn nɔ want fɔ kam fɔ no se di yɔŋ pipul dɛn we dɛn kil dɔn tek dɛn bɔdi we nɔ gɛt bɔdi. Wan bad bad fɛt bigin, Alligator ɛn Barsov friz, ɛn di tayga in yay dɛn glaz. Dɛn dɔn gi di ɔda ɛn dɛn go du am te dɛn kansel am...
  Bɔt di brigantin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt wund dɛn we de day, jɔs smɔl mɔ... Alena Morozova, wit in las trɛnk, de ol wan tin trɛd we de mek i no. In spɛshal klos, wit in yunifom, bin dɔn char, ɛn di faya bin de kɔt kɔt in bɔdi we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi nekɛd ɔl. Di skin kin kɔba wit big big blista, dɔn i kin kɔmɔt. Pies dem fo di kap de fol off... A likl mo...
  Na di tin tel fɔ di kwasar usay in brigantin nid fɔ gɛt, ɔ rayt wetin lɛf pan am... Di pɔsin dɛn we di Alligator ɛn Barsov gɛt dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam bak, di magoplasm kik insay bak... Alena in bon dɛn we dɔn bɔn de krɔm, ɛn in kɔnshɛns dɔn bɔn insay wan blak krata... Ɛn insay wan smɔl pat pan wan nanosekɔnd, di las pwɛl pwɛl, di kɔmanda in pat pan di brigantine de flay insay di kwasar in promeranium...
  Ɔltin bin stɔp wantɛm wantɛm, lɛk se i nɔ ɛva bigin atɔl. Di armada fɔ di Purple Constellation fleet bin frɔz, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de agens am bin lɔs wantɛm wantɛm. I bin tan lɛk se dɛn bin glu di spɛshal vayl dɛn wing ɛn fut dɛn na di spes ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ muf. Ɛn di sem tɛm, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin fil di smɔl smɔl shɔk ɔ shɔk. Ɔl wetin bin apin bin pas di tin dɛn we ɔdinari fiziks bin de du.
  Di Duchess de Furia bin grɔmbul bad bad wan:
  - Udat na dis kul man we bin ebul fɔ stɔp wi?
  Gengir Wolf bin luk wit et we nɔ bin dɔn disgiz:
  "A nɔ gɛt ɛni aydia... Dis na basically impossible, although..." Di kɔfin jenɛral, we de put in vɔys dɔŋ, we i klia se i de fred to wispa, bin betray am bay di nervɔs rɔn we in ays yay dɛn de rɔn rawnd, i ad. - Wi ejen ripɔt se di wɔl kin ple jok ova tɛm.
  Di Duchess ansa wit kolhat, ivin dismis:
  - Dis, na tru, de anɔynt, bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp pipul dɛn we de alayv fɔ fɛt, ɛn wi animal dɛn we ful-ɔp wit kɔfin fɔ win!
  Di aligatɔ yawn wit defiantly ɛn trowe insay in mɔt wetin tan lɛk sanwij we drɛs fayn. I bin de strok di ia we nɔ gɛt wan kɔntrol fɔ di taygres-adjɔtant, ɛn i bin de chew di kulinari prɔdak wit trɛnk wit lawd kranch, bɔt di sem tɛm wit vɔys we pɔsin kin ɔndastand ɛn we strɔng, i bin tɔk smɔl se:
  -Enimi we nɔ dɔn tan lɛk sik we dɛn nɔ trit - ɛkspɛkt kɔmplikeshɔn!
  Neks to Anjɛlina ɛn Alɛks dɛn sol dɛn we bin dɔn taya, lɛk se na ays ol, di tin we de shayn na Alena in spirit bin kɔmɔt. Di fes fɔ di sol we dɔn fri bin de shayn lɛk di san. Afta we di gyal-kapten bin dɔn ambɔg di we aw di kɔmpin studɛnt dɛn bin de luk am we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand, i bin ɛksplen wit gladi at se:
  -Wi win! Di trɛt fɔ mɔtalman dɔn kɔmɔt, ɔl tu dis ɛn wi op se di prɔblɛm dɛn we go kam tumara bambay.
  Anjɛlina bin de grɔmbul bikɔs i kɔnfyus se:
  - Aw?
  Alenka bigin fɔ ɛksplen se:
  - Di big sayɛnsman we nem Pavel Karpov bin mek di tin we dɛn fɛn se tɛm gɛt wan strɔkchɔ we fiba dip, riva we nɔ gɛt bɔda wit bɔku bɔku indipɛndɛnt strim dɛn. Ɛn se i pɔsibul, bay we dɛn instɔl wan kayn brek wata, fɔ inflɔws di flɔ we wan strim ɔ ɔda wan de flɔ. Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se i day, bikɔs i bin dɔn sho ɔl di we aw i de afɛkt pipul dɛn, ɛn no ɔda sɛns nɔ bin de we tan lɛk dis. Bɔt wan we fɔ mek dis kayn brek wata na in bin sho. If yu rilis di enaji we wan kwasar we de slip gɛt insay wan patikyula rɛnj, ɛn na di tɛm nɔmɔ we dɛn de sɛlibret Nyu Ia jɔs midnayt na di planɛt Wɔl, den di ɛnaji we dɛn rilis go mek wan kayn sɔj na di planɛt in past, ɛn di tɛm flɔ go dubl insay di Solar Sistɛm...
  Alɛks bin kɔnfyus, ɛn i bin de blink in yaylid dɛn we gɛt wata, i bin de wispa se:
  - Ɛn wetin i go impɔtant?
  Wan man we nem Alena we de fɛt wɔ bin ɛksplen se:
  - Ɔl pipul dɛn na di Solar System go gɛt wan ɔda ia fɔ layf, we min se Pavel Karpov go gɛt tɛm fɔ kɔmplit in spɛshal diskvayri dɛn... Ɔ rayt, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi du am, no ɛnimi armada nɔ de bifo wi!
  Anjɛlina bin ala wit shek shek se:
  - Yu bin rili pwɛl dɛn ɔl?
  Di kapten fɔ di brigantine bin smayl wit lɔv ɛn wink fɔ ansa se:
  - A tink se nɔ! Wan brek wata we dɛn jɔs put na di riva fɔ tɛm bin de spin di kronoflɔ insay wan sɛklɔ fɔ dɛn. Dis min se di kɔfin pen dɛn go liv sote go, insay wan tɛm lɔp, liv di sem ia bɔku tɛm we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  - Ɛn wi? - Alɛks aks.
  - Yu go kam bak insay yu yon tɛm, ɛn a op se nɛks tɛm yu nɔ go waka na strit wit bandit dɛn...
  Di yɔŋ man ɛn di titi wek tinap rayt bifo di Krɛmlin Chimes, na Rɛd Square. Di big big klok bigin fɔ blo midulnɛt ɔltɛm ɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Di Nyu Ia dɔn kam.
  . CHAPTER No. 15.
  Afta we dɛn stɔp, dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt bak. Di Chaynish pipul dɛn bin tray bak, dɛn gɛda sojaman dɛn fɔ atak di tin dɛn we Rɔshia bin gɛt we bin de fa fawe.
  Dis tɛm di siks pipul dɛn grap sɔm mɔ mɔdan wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Insay dis kes, dɛn ɔl siks bin klaym pan di IS-7 wit majik shel ɛn katrij dɛn we nɔ go ebul fɔ chenj.
  Ɛn dɛn nɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn bigin fɔ shot di Chaynish ami ɛn krɔs dɛn wit dɛn trak.
  Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko insɛf bin faya frɔm wan kanɔn ɛn ala se:
  - Wi win na inevitable, naw i nɔ go bi di sem!
  Bɔt we yu de shot, ɛn ivin we yu de faya wan bay wan, yu kin tink bɔt strenja dɛn.
  Infakt, wetin mek Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin na so laki laki politiks ɛn prɛsidɛnt? Na mɔtalman, frɔm di tɛm we dɛn bigin fɔ pik am fɔ bi di ɔfishal pɔsin we go tek Yeltsin in ples, ɔltin bin kɔmɔt fayn.
  I bin tan lɛk se di kɔmyunis ɛn Yabloko fɔ dɔn akt lɛk wan yunit - di pɔsin we tek Yeltsin in ples na ɛnimi nɔmba wan.
  Bɔt di pɔfɔmɛn nɔ bin apin. Ɛn dɛn nɔ mɛmba Sɔbchak we bin de tif. Di aprɔval bin de go bifo ɔltɛm. Pan ɔl we di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ dɔn ɔndastand: dis na dɛn fiuja grev dig!
  Ɛn Yavlinsky, we bin tray fɔ sho insɛf as di mɔs oposishɔn pɔlitiksman we nɔ ɛva vot fɔ di badjɛt, wetin mek i nɔ bin agens.
  I bin tɔn to so strenj.
  En den somhow a get laki. Dagestan we bin gɛt fɛt-fɛt ɛn angri nɔ bin sɔpɔt di Wahhabi pɔfɔmɛnshɔn, pan ɔl we sɔntɛm Basayev ɛn Khattab bin kɔnt pan am. Di opozishon fo Duma no bin de konflik wit di otoriti dem. Ɔ yuz di Chechen factor.
  Fo shot, from di biginin evritin bin de fo Putin favour. Ɛn di ɔposishɔn na di Duma nɔ bin tray fɔ yuz di bɔm dɛn we bin bɔn na Mɔsko ɛn Vɔlgɔdɔnk agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Pan ɔl we di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ ɔndastand, dɛn de put dɛn na di bakgrɔn.
  Yavlinsky bin no dis rili let.
  Oleg bin faya di Chaynish pipul dɛn ɛn chɛr di yɔlɔ wɔriɔ dɛn wit shel dɛn.
  Ɛn i bin swɛt...
  OK. I kin boring smɔl fɔ tink bɔt pɔlitiks. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Gɛda. Insay wan pan di pikchɔ dɛn, tifman dɛn sho am as slev ɛn tay in an dɛn biɛn am, i nɔ wɛr fut. Ɛn di leg dɛn ivin rɛd, yu kin si se na di zoo we nɔ gɛt ɔt wit di dia, di tifman kol, ɛn Gɛda in leg dɛn rili kol.
  Po gyal, di sus we i beg frɔm di kwin, dɛn tek am frɔm am. Ɛn naw i de sɔfa we dɛn de na prizin.
  Di bɔbɔ faya bak pan di ami fɔ di sɛlestial ɛmpaya, i prɛs di joystik bɔtin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Afta dat, dɛn sɛn am na ɔda say.
  Zhirinovsky nɔ bin sɔpɔt Yeltsin dairekt wan, ɛn nɔto wan vidio rɛkɔdin de we sho se i de tɔk dɛn kayn tin dɛn de! Bɔt nyu ilɛkshɔn, ɛn ivin bay di pati list, bin rili bɛnifit am. Bikɔs Yeltsin bin dɔn du, insay di men tin, wan sojaman kɔp, i tek pawa, i bi wan absolyut dikteta, we nɔ fɔmal wan limited wit ɛnitin! Ivin dɛn bin stɔp di wok we di kɔnstityushɔn kɔt bin de du, ɛn di prɛsidɛnt bin gɛt pawa we nɔ gɛt limit fɔmal wan! Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, i nɔ tu te, we dɛn adopt nyu kɔnstityushɔn, dat bin mek di dikteta nɔ gɛt pawa igen, pas fɔ mek i gɛt wanwɔd! Wi fɔ tɔk bak se akɔdin to opinion poll, i rich 80 pasɛnt pan di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bin rɛdi fɔ vot fɔ di prɛsidɛnt draft kɔnstityushɔn. So, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ jɔj Zhirinovsky strikt wan fɔ we i sɔpɔt di kɔnstityushɔn. Fɔs, ɔda we, dɛn jɔs nɔ go ebul fɔ alaw am fɔ tek pat pan di ilɛkshɔn, ɛn sɛkɔn, Vladimir bin de op se sɔm pan di bɔku pipul dɛn we de sɔpɔt Yeltsin go sɔpɔt am. As fɔ di pati in nem, da tɛm de wan ilyushɔn bin de bitwin di pipul dɛn - di kɔmyunis-fasist (midia wɔd) palɛmint bin dɔn skata, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de stɔp di rifɔm dɛn, ɛn i nɔ go te igen wi go liv lɛk na Amɛrika! Ɛn ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di nem Libal Dimɔkrat bin rili bɛnifit pan ilɛkshɔn! Di ilɛkshɔn blɔk: Russia"s Choice, we Gaidar bin de bifo, bi di pati we de pawa! Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin biliv di LDPR in chans dɛn bɔku pipul dɛn bin tink se Zhirinovsky nɔ go ivin mit di fayv pasɛnt barɛri!
  Yɛs, i bin tan lɛk se Zhirinovsky bin gɛt chans dɛn we rili wik. Ɛn Russia"s Choice gɛt ɔl di trɔmp kad dɛn na in an. Apat frɔm sɔntɛm di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl, no rial tin nɔ bin de we dɛn bin ebul fɔ du na di ikɔmi. Bɔt dɛn gɛt big big prɔpaganda aparɛt ɛn administretiv risɔs na dɛn an. Di ɛkspiriɛns we Kazakhstan ɛn ɔda kɔntri dɛn gɛt sho se bɔku tɛm dis kin rili du fɔ win ilɛkshɔn, ivin fɔ mek pɔsin gɛt fayn fayn rizɔlt!
  Bɔt Vladimir Volfovich sho in ɛkstra ɔdinari pɔlitikal abiliti: mɔ, i bin ebul fɔ kɔnvins Yeltsin in ɛntourage fɔ in loyalti ɛn dɛn nɔ bin stɔp am fɔ rɛjista, lɛk aw i bin bi, fɔ ɛgzampul, wit di Baburin blɔk ɛn sɔm ɔda wan dɛn! I bin ebul fɔ gɛt mɔni bay we i bin mek di spɔnsɔ dɛn biliv se i ebul fɔ gɛt pe fɔ di aytaym (ɛn insɛf bin gɛt sɔm mɔni bay we i bin de du biznɛs!). Ɛn di impɔtant tin na dat, di tɛm we di ilɛkshɔn bin de, i sho wan fayn fayn gift fɔ tɔk, we i du wan fayn fayn ilɛkshɔn kampen! Na di LDPR wɛbsayt yu kin si ol rikodin dɛn fɔ di 1993 ilɛkshɔn kampen: dɛn wan ya na rili strɔng tɔk, we yu kɔmpia am wit we Hitler na jɔs wan sɔri-at shado fɔ pɔsin we de tɔk. Di Dimɔkrat dɛn bin de agyu wit dɛnsɛf ɛn dɛn notis se di Libal Dimɔkrat Pati bin de bɔku tumɔs let! Wi fɔ se di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt soshal layf nɔ sho di rial pikchɔ, bɔt dɛn sho di wan we di bigman dɛn bin want fɔ si! Gaidar kɔl Zhirinovsky Hitler ɛn aks Yeltsin fɔ pul di LDPR in rɛjista. Bɔt analis dɛn we de rawnd di prɛsidɛnt se Yeltsin in raytin de fɔdɔm ɛn di sɔpɔt fɔ di kɔnstityushɔn de go dɔŋ. Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, fɔ diskwalifay kin mek prɔblɛm fɔ di ɔtoriti dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, insay 1993, dɛn nɔ bin dɔn wok yet di teknɔlɔji dɛn fɔ mek pipul dɛn ful pipul dɛn na di ilɛkshɔn, pas di fɔs tɛm we dɛn bin de put di balɛt dɛn na di balɛt bɔks dɛn, so di we aw dɛn bin de sho wetin di pipul dɛn want bin rili ɔnɛs! Zhirinovsky insɛf bin prɔmis fɔ fri Rutskoi ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn we bin de agens am!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin gɛt distɛkt ya ɛn bak dɛn bin de faya am frɔm wan prɔjɛkt we nɔ chenj.
  We di titi we nem Magarita bin de aym di gɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di bɔbɔ bin de tink ɛn wɔnda.
  Di ilɛkshɔn rizɔlt bin mek pipul dɛn gladi, ɛn ɔl tu di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di gɔvmɛnt ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn we de sɔpɔt Yeltsin bin vot fɔ di lida fɔ di LDPR! Di pati win klos to 24 pasɛnt pan dɛn 13 mɛmba dɛn, ɛn dɛn dɔn na di fɔs ples. Bɔt bikɔs ɔf di miks ilɛkshɔn sistɛm, Zhirinovsky bin dɔn wit 60 mandat nɔmɔ, ɔ 15 pasɛnt pan di sayz we di Stet Duma, we na di lɔwa os na di palimɛnt, gɛt! Apat frɔm dat, di nyu kɔnstityushɔn bin rili stɔp di pawa dɛn we di Stet Duma bin gɛt, so fɔ tru, Zhirinovsky nɔ bin gɛt bɔku pawa. I go mɔs bi se, dɛn go jɔs tek in grup we de na di Stet Duma as springbɔd fɔ atak pawa mɔ! Wɛl, pipul dɛn bin de kɔmpia Zhirinovsky insɛf mɔ ɛn mɔ to Hitlɛr! Bay di we, insay 1930, Hitler bin gɛt 18 pasɛnt pan di vot, ɛn i bin tek sɛkɔn ples na di ilɛkshɔn, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin gɛt bɔku mɔ rial leva pan pawa. Fɔs, na wan chamba nɔmɔ di Reichstag bin gɛt, ɛn sɛkɔn, dɛn bin jɔs de du ilɛkshɔn akɔdin to wan prɔpɔshɔnal sistɛm, ɛn tɔd, di pawa we di palimɛnt gɛt bin strɔng pas di wan we de na Rɔshia we nɔbɔdi nɔ go kɔmpia to am! Zhirinovsky bin si insɛf pan wan tin we bin rili wɔs: di we aw i bin tan lɛk se i win bin mek di pipul dɛn we bin de vot bin de op fɔ pasmak, bɔt di rial pawa ɛn di ebul we i bin ebul fɔ chenj ɛnitin na bin big tin!
  Na dis say, fɔ tru, mirekul dɛn kin bigin: Zhirinovsky, we bin dɔn de du tin lɛk pɔlitiksman we de kɔlkyul, bin bigin fɔ tink wantɛm wantɛm ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt sɛns atɔl. Speshali, dɛn bin aks am fɔ Hitlerism, so i bin mek in tɔk dɛn we i bin de tɔk agens di Wɛstɛn pipul dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn dis bin mek pipul dɛn fred se if i kam na pawa, i go mek di tɔd wɔl wɔ apin! Ɛn sɔm tin dɛn we dɛn bin tɔk bin kray kpatakpata, lɛk fɔ yuz atɔmik bɔm agens Kazakhstan ɛn ɔda kɔntri dɛn. Speshali, Zhirinovsky bin ivin deklare se i go trowe atɔmik bɔm na Tbilisi! Na di sem tɛm, sɔm tin dɛn bin apin: wi bin ebul fɔ du amnɛsti, fulfil ilɛkshɔn prɔmis... Bɔt in jɔnal, Vladimir Volfovich nɔ bin de skor poɛnt, i bin de go insay skandal ɔltɛm... Yes! Na tru se, i bin vɛks, bɔku skandal sityueshɔn dɛn bin mek di CIA ɛn di wan dɛn we de agens di LDPR, mɔ frɔm bitwin di Wɛstinian dimokrasi dɛn insay Rɔshia, bɔt stil, wan pɔlitiksman we gɛt sɛns ɛn we de du tin nɔ fɔ dɔn sɔkdɔm to dis, ɔ at ɔl i ridyus di pɔsibul fɔ provokeshɔn to di minimum! Fɔ ɛgzampul, Zyuganov, pan ɔl we i dɔn wɛr di laurels fɔ di Krɛmlin in men pɔlitiks ɛnimi fɔ sɛvintin ia, sɔm kayn we i ebul fɔ avɔyd skandal, dɛn nɔ ɛva fram am big we ɛn i nɔ gɛt gud nem as kɔrɔpt pɔlitiksman! Na tru se di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gɛt wan tɛm bak wit di sɛtup we Khodorkovsky, we dɛn se na di men pɔsin we de gi mɔni fɔ di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn, bɔt insay dis kes, Zyuganov nɔ bin lɛf ɛni stetmɛnt we de mek i nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt fɔ insɛf. Wan pɔlitiksman we rili tek tɛm we nem Jɛnadi Andruvich, sɔntɛnde i kin ivin tek tɛm tumɔs! Na mɔtalman, insay May 1999, we Yeltsin bin prɔpos fɔ bi kandidet fɔ Stepashin, di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ dɔn blok am ɛn ɔl tu tek kɔnsɛshɔn ɔ provok fɔ disɔl di Stet Duma ɛn fɔs palɛmint ilɛkshɔn. Bɔt Zyuganov bin disayd nɔ fɔ tek risk, pan ɔl we if dɛn bin dɔn sɔlv di Stet Duma da tɛm de, di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ dɔn kip ɛn ivin mek dɛn kɔntrol am mɔ. Yes, di kɔmyunis dɛn bin gri fɔ Putin insay Ɔgɔst 1999 we dɛn nɔ bin fɛt, pan ɔl we di tru tin we se Yeltsin bin deklare am fɔ bi in ples bin rili nid di ɔposishɔn fɔ akt as wanwɔd frɔnt agens dis kandidet. Bɔt Zyuganov disayd se i bɛtɛ fɔ go na di ilɛkshɔn, ɛn tek advantej pan di prɛvilɛj dɛn we kin kam wit di stetɔs fɔ bi diputi, ɛn di tru tin se Putin kin tɔn to nashɔnal hiro insay jɔs tri mɔnt, i pas di imajineshɔn fɔ ivin di wan dɛn we gɛt maynd pas ɔlman Di wan dɛn we de stɔdi bɔt tin dɛn na Krɛmlin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bak faya pan di Chaynish wit in bare boyish fut ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink.
  Di bɔbɔ we gɛt sɛns bin biliv tranga wan se Zhirinovsky nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wetin i want;
  In shot, Disɛmba 1993 bi di pik fɔ di pɔlitikal wok fɔ di lida fɔ di LDPR, dɔn wan dɛklin bigin, pan ɔl we fɔs i nɔ bin bi land slayd wit difrɛn chenj dɛn. Yeltsin bin de lɔs pɔpulɛshɔn bak kwik kwik wan: i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ win di ikɔmik kraysis, difrɛn frɔm dat, i bin de wɔs ɛn wɔs; Na ya Zhirinovsky bin mek ɔda mistek kɔlkul ɛn sayn wan agrimɛnt fɔ mek pis ɛn wanwɔd de. Afta ɔl, dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi aks am fɔ sɔpɔt di kɔnstityushɔn, we mek bɔku bɔku prɛsidɛnt pawa bi ligal (ɛn na di ɔda say, wetin fɔ dɔn apin if dɛn nɔ bin adopt di kɔnstityushɔn? Sivil wɔ bin rili apin!), ɛn afta dat, di agrimɛnt bin de fɔ sayn wan pis agrimɛnt. Na tru se insay di fɔl, Zhirinovsky bin lɛf am. Bɔt in jɔnal, i go tek lɔng tɛm fɔ diskrayb spɛshal wan us mistek di LDPR lida mek ɛn wetin mek i nɔ bi prɛsidɛnt. In men mistek na bin stratejik inkɔrɛkt PR! Afta di 1993 ilɛkshɔn, i bin nid fɔ mek wan imej fɔ di men ɛnimi fɔ di gɔvmɛnt we de naw ɛn Yeltsin insɛf! Dat min se, fɔ bi Anti-Yeltsin, wit di mɔs populist ritɔk, fɔ kɔrɛkt, fɔs, intanɛnt ɛnimi dɛn, kɔrɔpshɔn, tif, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn! Ɛn di men slogan na - Yeltsin in gang to jɔstis! Ɛn di sem tɛm, nɔ fɔ disgres di lɛft-wing slogan dɛn, sɔshal dɛmagog, ɛn prɔmis fɔ jɔstis! Speshali, fo Belarus, Lukashenko win pas 80 pesen fo di sekon raun fo di prezidensial ilekshon, we bi jos super achivment fo oposishon politiks man! Bɔt yu nɔ go se Lukashenko strɔng pas Zhirinovsky pan ɔratori, bifo dat, difrɛn frɔm dat, Vladimir Volfovich na bɔku mɔ ɛdyukeshɔn ɛn intɛlektual divɛlɔp! Bɔt Zhirinovsky bin lɛf fɔ du bad bikɔs ɔf in abit, we bin tu agresiv ɛn hot-tempered, ɛn na di ɔda say, di biliv se Yeltsin in ɛntourage, ɛn Yeltsin insɛf, go abop pan am bay we dɛn pik am fɔ tek in ples. Udat no istri: dɛn go mɔs mɛmba di rilayshɔn bitwin Hitler ɛn Hindebruner, fɔs dɛn bin de tek tɛm, ɛn afta dat dɛn go mɛmba di patnaship! Bɔt na di tin dat, Hindebrug na bin hiro fɔ di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, i bin lɛk in kɔntri in kɔntri, ɛn i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi ol man we dɔn pwɛl. Ɛn Yeltsin, we bin pwɛl di USSR ɛn we na bin wan big ɛnimi fɔ di impyɔrian aydia, na bin stratejik ɛnimi fɔ Zhirinovsky. Ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de wit Yeltsin bin de fred se di Zhirinovsky we bin stil yɔŋ ɛn we bin de fɛt da tɛm de go bigin fɔ mek ɔda tin dɛn kam bak ɛn afta dat di ed dɛn go rol! So, Yeltsin in ɛntourage nɔ bin gɛt ɛni want fɔ push Volfovich fɔ bi prɛsidɛnt ɔ praymɛnt minista, ɛn in rial chans fɔ pawa na bin jɔs tru Yeltsin in bɔdi. Dat min se, Zhirinovsky bin gɛt fɔ at least na do fɔ falamakata di ay ay we aw pipul dɛn bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt! So dat di pipul dɛn tink se no big ɛnimi nɔ de we gɛt pawa pas Zhirinovsky, ɛn so dat wan asosieshɔn go kam: Zhirinovsky ɔ Yeltsin, Zhirinovsky agens Yeltsin! Bɔt Vladimir Volfovich ɔ nɔ bin gɛt strɔng analis ɛn PR pɔsin na in sɛklɔ ɔ i nɔ bin want fɔ lisin to ɛnibɔdi. Ɔ sɔntɛm i bin ivin fred Yeltsin, pan ɔl we dɛn fɔ se Yeltsin stil nɔto rili tyrant if i gri fɔ amnɛsti ɛn fɔ fri in ɛnimi dɛn: Rutskoi ɛn Makashov. Ɛn Yeltsin bin gri fɔ pul di palɛmint bikɔs i bin tan lɛk se di pipul dɛn gi am di rayt fɔ du dat insay wan rifrendum we dɛn bin gɛt Epril 25, 1993. Apat frɔm dat, di shoot we dɛn shot di palɛmint bin mek Yeltsin insɛf fred sote i nɔ bin gɛt maynd igen. So, Zhirinovsky kin rili bi in men ɛnimi, mɔ bikɔs Zyuganov bin chuk Yeltsin ilɛksɛf i chuk am, bɔt i bin gɛt pɔnishmɛnt!
  Di bɔbɔ bak fri wan ebi ebi projɛkt afta di gyal pikin dɛn yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink.
  Wan ɔda mistek we Zhirinovsky bin mek na di pozishɔn we i bin tek bɔt di wɔ na Chechnya. I tan lɛk se na nashɔnalist, i fɔ dɔn sɔpɔt fɔ mek kɔnstityushɔn ɔda, bɔt insay us fɔm! Di wɔ nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn frɔm di biginin, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, mɔ bikɔs ɔf di kriminal inkɔmpɛtɛns we Yeltsin in kɔmand bin gɛt. Pantap dat, jenɛral dɛn we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan di wɔ na Afganistan, fɔ ɛgzampul, Difɛns Minista Grachev, bin de kɔmand bad pas di wan dɛn we de na fɔs gred. Ivin jɔnalist dɛn bin de tich jenɛral dɛn aw fɔ fɛt! Dis na paradoks!
  Ɔnda dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, i bin nid fɔ tek wan pozishɔn: Na Yeltsin ɛn in gang fɔ blem fɔ di bɔku bɔku lɔs we di Rɔshian ami dɔn lɔs! Dɛn fɔ dɔn tɔk mɔ bɔt di gɔvmɛnt we de rul, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn nɔ fɔ tɔch di ami. Pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ fɔ dɔn difend Grachev sɛf! Na Zyuganov bin tek di bɛst pozishɔn fɔ win! Fɔ kɔrɛkt Yeltsin, we nɔ de agyu wit di ami, we nɔ sɔpɔt di wan dɛn we want fɔ separet. In jɛnɛral, Zyuganov bin pik di rayt layn fɔ biev: maksimal distans frɔm Yeltsin in polisi dɛn, kɔnfrɛns. Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn we bin de na di Duma fɔ di fɔs kɔnvokeshɔn nɔ bin de kɔnsistɛns ɔltɛm fɔ agens dɛn. Na mɔ, dɛn nɔ bin sɔpɔt Zhirinovsky in prɔpɔzal fɔ vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns pan di Chernomyrdin gɔvmɛnt. Jɛnɛral wan, di Kɔmyunis dɛn bin vot fɔ vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns fɔ di fɔs tɛm nɔmɔ insay Ɔktoba 1994, afta "Blak Tɛstamɛnt," we passive aprɔval fɔ Chernomyrdin in ikɔmik polisi bin fɔ dɔn kɔst dɛn bɔku bɔku mɔni. Insay di Stet Duma fɔ di sɛkɔn kɔnvokeshɔn, usay di kɔmyunis dɛn we Zyuganov bin de lid bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di majoriti, di vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns nɔ bin ɛva (!) put to vot! Ɛn di palimɛnt gri fɔ ɔl di fayv kandidet dɛn fɔ di post fɔ praymɛnt minista, bɔt dat na ɔda stori! Zyuganov in pɔsin fit fɔ gɛt wan sɛpret atikul, ɛn bak wetin mek i stil lɔs to Yeltsin insay 1996.
  I tan lɛk se Zhirinovsky insɛf bin want fɔ mek dɛn kɔmprɔmis wit di wan dɛn we bin de wit Yeltsin, i bin op fɔ mek di ɔligarch dɛn biliv se i de biɛn am so dat dɛn go put am as di wangren pɔsin we ebul fɔ stɔp di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ tek di tron. Bɔt di prɔblɛm na dat, di pipul dɛn we bin de wit Yeltsin da tɛm de nɔ bin want chenj, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin trɔst Volfovich, we, bay di we, bin ebul fɔ mek in abit wɔs na di Wɛst. Bɔku ɔligarch dɛn we bin de nia di prɛsidɛnt bin gɛt biznɛs na di Wɛst ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛda bɔku bɔku dɛt dɛn de. Ɛn di prayz fɔ ɔyl bin de lɛk 10 dɔla fɔ wan barɛl, so gas nɔ bin dia, ɛn di bigman dɛn bin rili huk pan lɔn frɔm NATO kɔntri dɛn. Ɛn na di Wɛst dɛn bin mek am klia se Zhirinovsky nɔ akseptabl to dɛn.
  Insay dɛn kɔndishɔn ya, di rilayns pan wan alyans wit Yeltsin in ilit bin jɔs pwɛl di imej fɔ di lida fɔ di LDPR ɛn intafya wit di blɔk wit di kɔmyunis ɛn nashɔnalist dɛn. Wi fɔ tɔk bak se di big big lɔs dɛn we di Rɔshian ami bin lɔs, di we aw dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ win, in jɔnal, wan smɔl ɛnimi we nɔ bin rili gɛt wɛpɔn, bin ridyus di pɔpulɛshɔn fɔ di fɛt-fɛt slogan dɛn ɛn di want fɔ gɛt gladi at tru wɔ. Di pipul dɛn si se di Rɔshian ami nɔ rɛdi fɔ was dɛn fut na di Indian Oshɔn ɛn win di Midul Is wit di ɔyl we dɛn gɛt. Yes, tiori, di kapchɔ we dɛn kapchɔ di Midul Is kin briŋ bɔku bɔku mɔni tru petrodɔla ɛn di jomp we nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd pan ɛnaji prayz, bɔt ivin if dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ win Chechnya... Pasifist sɛntimɛnt bigin fɔ gro, ɛn Zhirik sɔfa siriɔs ilɛkshɔn lɔs!
  Boy prodigy, shot stret bak. Wan shel frɔm wan 130-mm kanɔn bin skata di Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Magarita bin tɔk wit aprɔval se:
  - Yu so kleva!
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ shot insɛf yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko bin kɔntinyu fɔ tink.
  Bɔt wi fɔ se Zyuganov bin rili tek tɛm. Fɔ ɛgzampul, we Bɔris Fɛdɔrɔv bin tɔk se dɛn fɔ vot fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt kɔnfidɛns pan di gɔvmɛnt, di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn nɔ bin sɔpɔt dis. In jɔnal, Zyuganov ɛn in sɛklɔ bin rili tek tɛm trit Chɛnomydin, pan ɔl we di las wan bin kɔntinyu fɔ du polisi dɛn we go bɛnifit di ɔligarch dɛn ɛn dɛn bin sho se dɛn de biɛn Yeltsin. Bɔt wetin intrestin na dat Zyuganov bin ebul fɔ bi di nɔmba wan ɔposishɔn ɛn anti-Yeltsin. Pantap dat, prɔpaganda we de sɔpɔt prɛsidɛnt ɛp am bak fɔ du dis, sɔntɛm na bay wilful, bikɔs di kɔmyunis Zyuganov bɛtɛ pas di kandidet we nɔto kɔmyunis na di sɛkɔn rawnd.
  Insay di winta ɛn spring insay 1995, di LDPR pati bin de gɛt siriɔs prɔblɛm, sɔm diputi dɛn bin lɛf am, inklud di brayt, karismatik Marychev;
  Bɔt di wɔ na Chechnya bin de win smɔl smɔl, di fɛtman dɛn bak bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin pul dɛn blɔd kɔmɔt na dɛn bɔdi ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd, di Rɔshian ami bin de go bifo. Insay Jun, Shamil Basayev bin tek wan ɔspitul fɔ bɔn pikin dɛn na Budenovsk. In prinsipul, dis kayn step we di militants bin du nɔ bin gi ɛnitin fɔ soja, ɛn insay prɔpaganda wɔd i bin ivin bɛnifit di wɔ pati... Bɔt Yeltsin bin brok, i tan lɛk se di tin dɛn we apin Ɔktoba 3-4 ɛn di swɛ we bɔku bɔku Rɔshian dɛn bin swɛ knock am down en i oda Chernomyrdin fo stop di wo en stat negoshieshon...
  Di Rɔshian ami bin jɔs stɔp di fɛt-fɛt. Ɛn di Stet Duma dɔn gɛda inof vot fɔ pas vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns pan di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn dɛn se bɔku sikyɔriti ɔfisa dɛn fɔ rigɛn. Yeltsin bin gri, i bin kip Grachev nɔmɔ, bɔt i bin sɔrɛnda Egorov, Erin, Stepashin. Na ya Zhirinovsky bin tek di kɔrɛkt pozishɔn fɔs: i bin kɔndɛm di trus ɛn vot fɔ vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns. Ɛn we Chernomyrdin bluff bay we i trɛtin fɔ put di kwɛshɔn bɔt trɔst insay di kabinɛt to vot na di Stet Duma (wan nyuans de ya, if less dan 226 vot pan 450 vot fɔ trɔst di gɔvmɛnt, den di prɛsidɛnt oblige insay wan wik fɔ ɔl tu skata di gɔvmɛnt ɔ fɔ disɔl di Stet Duma), Zhirinovsky sho se i tinap tranga wan ɛn i rɛdi fɔ go na di fɔs palɛmint ilɛkshɔn. Di bɛnifit dɛn we di ilɛkshɔn we dɛn kin gɛt fɔs na di imej fɔ pipul dɛn we dɔn day fɔ dɛn fet, di we aw dɛn nɔ kin gɛt sakrifays - fɔ blem Yeltsin ɛn di gɔvmɛnt, fɔ nɔ gi tɛm fɔ protɛkt di Krɛmlin prɔjek we di Kɔngres ɔf Rɔshian Kɔmyuniti dɛn mek, ɛn di pati we de na pawa: Wi Os na Rɔshia. Ɛn fɔ tru ɔda ɔganayzeshɔn dɛn - smɔl wan dɛn!
  Chernomyrdin, we bin no se di blɔf nɔ go wok ɛn di nyu palɛmint go bi mɔ oposishɔn, i pul di vot. Di Stet Duma wan tɛm bak put nɔ-kɔnfidɛns to wan vot, Zhirinovsky bin akt rili agresiv wan, bɔt nɔto inɔf vot bin de. Na ya wi fɔ se Yabloko chikin aut Yavlinsky nɔ bin want fɔ lɔs di bɛnifit dɛn we di palɛmint sidɔm ples dɛn gɛt. Apat frɔm dat, in rial raytin nɔ bin ay, denja bin de fɔ mek dɛn jɔs blo am.
  Zhirinovsky in pɔpulɛshɔn bin gro wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt Volfovich bin mek mistek bak bay we i pul di sayn dɛn we in pati bin gɛt ɔnda di impeachment prosidur. Dis nɔ bin impɔtant, di oposishɔn nɔ bin gɛt inof vot fɔ mek kɔmishɔn fɔ briŋ chaj, as mɔ as 300, bɔt dis bin pwɛl di raytin! Zhirinovsky bin gi rizin bak fɔ aks insɛf fɔ kɔnsiliatɔri polisi, we mek pat pan di pipul dɛn we de protɛst we de gro, nɔ de nia am.
  Bɔt di trus na Chechnya, we di fɛtman dɛn nɔ bin fred fɔ pwɛl, difrɛn tɛroris atak dɛn, mɔ agens Romanov, ɛn di wan dɛn we dɛn bin de shel, bin mek di fɛt-fɛt sɛntimɛnt bɔku na di sosayti ɛn Zhirinovsky bigin fɔ gɛt poɛnt. Apat frɔm dat, insay Sɛptɛmba 1995, NATO bin bigin fɔ bɔm di Bɔsnian Sɛb dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek di pipul dɛn we bin de agens di Wɛstɛn pipul dɛn strɔng, ɛn dis bin mek di LDPR rayt bak.
  Na tru se Zhirinovsky bin gri wit di provokeshɔn, i bit wan uman na palɛmint, ɔ ivin bit am layt wan tu-tri tɛm insay wan jenɛral skɔf. Dɔn di Yeltsin prɛs bin promot ɔl dis, ɛn dɛn bin sho Zhirinovsky as bandit! Bɔt, dis kayn pasej go dɔn mek sɔm pipul dɛn gladi: mɔ di man dɛn we bin dɔn sɔfa wit uman dɛn, ɔ di wan dɛn we, pan ɔl di kandidet dɛn, bin de luk fɔ di dikteta we gɛt wamat pas ɔlman, we dɛn op se i go mek ɔda tin dɛn kam bak! Ɛni we aw i bi, di "Stalinist" dɛn bin de fɔ "Zhirik".
  Oleg Rybachenko bin kɔntinyu fɔ faya. Di bɔbɔ du dis bay we i win di Chaynish ami we bin de ɔnda di Manchu kiŋdɔm ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink.
  Insay Ɔktoba 1995, di LDPR bin gɛda 100 sayn dɛn fɔ put vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns pan di gɔvmɛnt fɔ vot na di Stet Duma, bɔt las ia Zhirinovsky bin lɛf dis tin we i bin want fɔ du.
  Wi fɔ se dis na in mistek, ɛn nɔto jɔstis. Fɔs, Zhirinovsky, bay we i rayz wan vot fɔ nɔ kɔnfidɛns di ivintɛm bifo di ilɛkshɔn, i atrak di sɔri-at fɔ di protest ilɛkshɔn, we da tɛm de na bin di majoriti. Sɛkɔn, di vot bin aim agens Zhirinovsky in men kɔmpitɛta, Chernomyrdin, ɛn i nɔ bin ambɔg atɔl wit di bihayn-di-sin tray fɔ kɔnvins Yeltsin ɛn in ɛntourage fɔ mek "Zhirik" bi dɛn saksesɔ.
  Apat frɔm dat, Zhirinovsky fɔ dɔn ɔndastand; dat di mɔ di rizɔlt we i sho na di Duma ilɛkshɔn, na di mɔ i go bi se di "famili" go bet pan am!
  Fo dat moment, di bes ilekshon taktik na to ple di rol of di nomba wan opozishon, we go pas di komunist dem fo di level of konfronteshɔn.
  Zhirinovsky, in jɛnɛral, bin ɔndastand dis, bɔt i bin tray fɔ sidɔm pan tu chia dɛn ɛn i nɔ bin de kɔnsistɛns. Di nyu ilɛkshɔn dɛn bin at pas di ol wan dɛn! Fɔs, nɔ lɛk insay 1993, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di chans fɔ sho dɛn ɔratɔri talɛnt ɔltogɛda, dɛn bin gi tu smɔl ɛyataym to di pati dɛn, we di nɔmba bin dɔn gro frɔm 13 to 44 (!). Sɛkɔn, di factor fɔ op ɛn ɛkspɛkteshɔn we nɔ fulfil bin ple agens Zhirinovsky. Afta ɔl, i bin tan lɛk se na in na di fɔs pɔsin, bɔt i nɔ mek pipul dɛn layf bɛtɛ... Pan ɔl we i bin klia to pɔsin we gɛt sɛns se "Zhirik" nɔ gɛt rial pawa, ɛn di sem kɔmyunis dɛn bin de kɔntrol bɔku mɔ vot pas di LDPR : 102 versus 60, bɔt... Bɔku smat pipul dɛn bin de da tɛm de, mɔ insay di naynti ia.
  Di tɔd rizin na bikɔs bɔku dɔti bin tɔn pan di lida fɔ di LDPR, di imej fɔ wan monsta ɛn wan huligan, de fred se i go stat di tɔd wɔl wɔ.
  Di nɔmba 4 rizin, we na wan pan di men wan dɛn bak, na we bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de kɔmpit dɔn kɔmɔt. Di wan dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi pas ɔl: di Kɔngres fɔ Rɔshian Kɔmyuniti dɛn, we Skokov (we na bin sɛktri fɔ di Sikyuriti Kaɔnsil ɔnda Yeltsin) bin de bifo, ɛn Alɛgzanda Lɛbɛd, we na bin Yeltsin in man bak, we di midia bin mek in wok na Transnistria bɔku bad bad wan. Dis na blok of aktif PR, bot e luk laik se dem don go ovabod. Pipul dɛn nɔ bad lɛk aw di ɔtoriti dɛn tink, ɛn bɔku pan dɛn dɔn no se di KRO nɔto ɔposishɔn atɔl, bɔt na Krɛmlin prɔjek we dɛn de du mɔ agens di LDPR ɛn di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn. Bɔt stil, dis ɔganayzeshɔn tek pas 4 pasɛnt!
  Ɛn ɔda kɔmpitishɔn dɛn bin de biɛn di ruf, di Stet na Rutsky, usay Marychev rɔnawe, di Blɔk fɔ di USSR - Tyulkin-Ampilov, di Nashɔnal Ripɔblikan Pati fɔ Lysenko, ɛn bɔku bɔku ɔl kayn. Wi fɔ se di kɔmyunis dɛnsɛf bin skata dɛn ilɛkshɔn: di USSR Blɔk bin gɛt pas 4 ɛn af pasɛnt pan di vot, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin go insay palɛmint, ɛn fɔ di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn di vot dɛn bin lɔs, di Agrarian Pati sɛf nɔ bin mit di fayv pasɛnt barɛri, lɛk ɔda ɔganayzeshɔn dɛn we de na di lɛft an. Na mɔtalman, i nɔ klia wetin di fɔma Praymɛnt Minista Ryzhkov bin de kɔnt pan fɔ ilɛkshɔn wit wan blɔk: di Leba Yuniɔn ɔ di Govorukhin blɔk! Bɔt di 1995 ilɛkshɔn sho di wikest rizɔlt fɔ di pati we de na pawa insay di wan ol istri na Rɔshia, ɛn di big pasɛnt we pipul dɛn vot fɔ protɛst.
  Di bɔbɔ faya bak, i prɛs di joystik bɔtin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tink;
  We dɛn bin de kampen fɔ di ilɛkshɔn, Zhirinovsky bin jɔs de kɔl di ɔtoriti dɛn bad, bɔt i nɔ bin de du am agresiv wan. Apat frɔm dat, in fashɔn bin sɔpɔt di badjɛt fɔ nɛks ia, we gi ɔda rizin fɔ akɔdin to pro-Krɛmlin ɔriɛnteshɔn. If yu tink bɔt di protest mud we ɔlmost ɔl di ilɛkshɔn pipul dɛn we bin de kɔntrol dɛn ilɛkshɔn ya bin gɛt, nid nɔ bin de fɔ mek wi kɔmprɔmis wit dis gɔvmɛnt! Apat frɔm dat, di Stet Duma bin izi fɔ mek dɛn gri fɔ Dubinin fɔ bi di edman fɔ di Sɛntral Bank we dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, pan ɔl we di las wan na bin pɔsin we kɔmɔt na Yeltsin in sɛklɔ, we bin de sɔpɔt di rifɔm dɛn na di makit insay di radikal Gaidar vɛshɔn. Bay di we, Zyuganov bin sɔpɔt dis kandidet bak, pan ɔl we Dubinin bin involv insay Blak Tɛstamɛnt, we sho se insɛf nɔto prinsipul ɔposishɔnist!
  We dɛn bin de du di ilɛkshɔn, Zhirinovsky nɔ bin want fɔ mek ɛni blɔk bifo di ilɛkshɔn, pan ɔl we sɔm smɔl smɔl pati dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di kɔntri bin sho se dɛn want di sem tin. Apat frɔm dat, Vengerovsky advays fɔ chenj di nem fɔ di pati to wan we fit mɔ pan pɔlitiks ɛn we gɛt wanwɔd - fɔ ɛgzampul, Gret Rɔshia! Zhirinovsky sho se i trangayes pan dis kwɛstyɔn, pan ɔl we di wɔd libal dimokrasi bin dɔn bi dɔti wɔd bay dis tɛm!
  Apat frɔm dat, pipul dɛn we sabi siŋ ɔ atis dɛn nɔ bin de na di LDPR pati list, pan ɔl we bɔku pipul dɛn bin de we bin rɛdi. Na mɔtalman, Alla Pugacheva, we bin lɛk fɔ mek di prɛs pe atɛnshɔn to am, kin gri fɔ tek sɛkɔn ples na di LDPR pati list. Dis nɔ bin ambɔg am ɛni we, bɔt i kin mek i gɛt ɛkstra rizin fɔ mek i tɔk bɔt insɛf. Plɛs di chans fɔ pruv sɔm prɔjek ɛn lɔ dɛn fɔ tɔk bɔt na di Stet Duma. Ivin di kɔmpozitɔ we nem Antonov, na di rijinal list nɔmɔ dɛn bin put, ɛn afta dat dɛn bin agyu kpatakpata. In jɛnɛral, Zhirinovsky gɛt wan rili bad abit: i nɔ want fɔ tolɛret strɔng pɔsin dɛn na in envayrɔmɛnt, di wan dɛn we de difend dɛn pɔynt fɔ si. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na fɔ dis rizin mek wan bigman we nem Anatoly Kashpirovsky we sabi fɔ mek pipul dɛn de slip, kɔmɔt na di pati; we bin aks Vladimir Volfovich fɔ ɔtoritarian manejmɛnt we ɛn di want fɔ rawnd insɛf wit saykofant dɛn. Wi fɔ se, bay di we, se ivin Hitlɛr bin mek kɔmprɔmis wit di pipul dɛn we i nid ɛn i bin de tolɛret dɛn na in sɛklɔ te dɛn bi yuslɛs ɔ denja to am. Lɛ wi mɛmba Rehm, Strasser, Goebbels, we dɛn bin difrɛn bikɔs dɛn bin de fala di lɛft ɛn dɛn bin de agens di ɔtoriti dɛn. Bɔt na jɔs bikɔs ɔf dɛn kayn pipul dɛn de, Hitlɛr bin ebul fɔ pul di maksimal nɔmba fɔ vot frɔm di kɔmyunis ɛn soshal dimokrasi dɛn. Wi fɔ se bak se Zhirinovsky bin de tɔk tumɔs: we i nɔ bin tink, i bin de prez ɔ kɔl Stalin. In jɔnal, di lida fɔ di LDPR insɛf bin falamakata Stalin to sɔm mak, i bin mek in yon kult, i bin de sho se i gɛt kɔmitmɛnt to ɔtoritarian we fɔ rul, bɔt di sem tɛm i bin de aks di kɔmyunis dɛn fɔ fɛt-fɛt, pan ɔl we insɛf bin de advatayz fɛt-fɛt, fɛt-fɛt ɛn mɔ vaylɛns!
  Wit di pɔpulɛshɔn we de gro pan di lɛft-wing aydia dɛm, Zhirinovsky fɔ dɔn tek wan mɔ balans we fɔ kɔmyunis aydia dɛm, ɛn mɛmba se wan impɔtant pat pan di ilɛkshɔn pipul dɛm de nostaljik fɔ di Sɔviɛt tɛm. Apat frɔm dat, di ɛksternal atribyut dɛm fɔ lɛftism nɔ go ambɔg: fɔ ɛgzampul, di blu kɔlɔ fɔ di LDPR flag rili ɔnaful! Fɔs, i de mek pɔsin gɛt fɔ du wit gay pipul dɛn, we dɛnsɛf na "gay", ɛn sɛkɔn, di blu kɔlɔ de mek pɔsin kol, we nɔ gri fayn wit Zhirinovsky in tɔk dɛn we de mek pɔsin bɔn! Di bɛst kɔlɔ fɔ in pati go bi pepul-rɛd. Invigorating, kol fɔ exploits, bɔt stil nɔto lɛk di kɔmyunis dɛn! Apat frɔm dat, pepul na sayn fɔ kiŋ ɛn i kin atrak di vɔys fɔ di wan dɛn we de sɔpɔt sovereignty, monarchist ɛn non-communist persuasion!
  Di bɔbɔ genius bak pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi win go bi glori!
  Ɛn i kɔntinyu fɔ tink gud wan.
  Vidio dɛn usay Zhirinovsky bin de ple di buf, mɔ, nɔ bin de siŋ fayn fayn wan, nɔto bin di bɛst aidia bak! Insay dis kes, dis nɔto di bɛst tin fɔ du, bikɔs di pipul dɛn bin angri da tɛm de insay 1995 ɛn dɛn bin want siriɔs chenj ɛn siriɔs lida, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ jok! Wi fɔ se di midia we de sɔpɔt Krɛmlin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tray fɔ mek Zhirinovsky bi jesta ɛn klawn, ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni bɛnifit fɔ mek dis impreshɔn strɔng ɛn gi nyu trɔmp kad to dɛn ɛnimi dɛn!
  Insay di 1995 ilɛkshɔn, di Sɛntral Ilɛkshɔn Kɔmishɔn bin fɔs dinay fɔ rɛjista to "Derzhava" - Rutskoi, ɛn afta dat to "Yabloko". Afta dat, dɛn bin gi ɔl tu di pati dɛn bak, tru di Suprim Kɔt. Bɔku vɛshɔn dɛn de bɔt dis episɔd: mɔ, se di Krɛmlin ɛn in PR pipul dɛn bin want fɔ ɛp Yavlinsky na di Duma ilɛkshɔn, as dimokrasi ɛn Wɛstɛn pɔsin, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se Rutskoi fɔ drɔ di kɔmyunis dɛn vot to insɛf.. .
  Fɔs, di we aw dɛn mek am, mek sɛns, if "Yabloko" ɛn "Derzhava" bin rili want fɔ pul dɛn, dat min se di Suprim Kɔt we dɛn mek bikɔs di Yeltsin famili tɛl dɛn fɔ du dat, nɔ bin fɔ dɔn mek dɛn kam bak! Afta ɔl, pɔsin kin mɛmba ɛgzampul dɛn we dɛn jɔs dɔn mek we dɛn nɔ bin alaw "Yabloko", "Ɔda Rɔshia" ɛn "Mama Land" fɔ tek pat pan ilɛkshɔn, we nɔ gɛt ɛni ligal grɔn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, we dɛn pul di Rodina blɔk kɔmɔt na di ilɛkshɔn na Mɔsko insay 2006, i nɔ bin de akɔdin to lɔ atɔl frɔm di lɔ! So insay da vidio de, we bi di rizin fɔ diskwalifay: no dairekt kɔl nɔ bin de fɔ fɛt fɛt, fɔ kil pipul dɛn, fɔ klin pipul dɛn bikɔs ɔf dɛn kɔlɔ ɔ ivin fɔ drɛb "Caucasians". I bin jɔs tɔk bɔt fɔ klin Mɔsko pan dɔti... Yɛs, wan hint bin de bɔt di nid fɔ mek ɔda pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda kɔntri fɔ kam de na di kɔntri, gɛt ɔda tin dɛn. Bɔt... Fɔs, dis nɔ de agens di lɔ, ɛn sɛkɔn, insay ɛni vidio we nɔ rili bad, yu kin fɛn wan hint fɔ ɛnitin. Yu kin, fɔ ɛgzampul, ivin di katun fim we se "Wɛl, wet smɔl!" dɛn nɔ gri fɔ du am as prɔpaganda bɔt pikin dɛn we de du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs wit pikin dɛn. Ɛn se di hare tan lɛk pikin, i de travul wit pikin in tikɛt, ɛn di wulf de flirt wit am, de kɔt kɔt am... Insay dis kes, di jɔj nɔ bin gɛt di rayt fɔ pul di "Motherland" blɔk frɔm rɛjista! Di trial fɔ Khodorkovsky na wan sɛpret tɔpik wi nɔ go tɔk bɔt am na dis atikul. Bɔt i tan lɛk se ɔlman ɔndastand se if di Krɛmlin nɔ bin gɛt di sankshɔn dis nɔ bin fɔ dɔn apin...
  So, yes, i tan lɛk se, bɔt nɔto so! Na patikyula, dɛn bin de tek Rutskoi da tɛm de as wan ardent ɛnimi fɔ Yeltsin - if ɔltin bin dɔn kam fɔ dayrɛkt arm kɔnfrɛns! Di raytin fɔ "Pawa" bin rili ay ɛn di chans we i gɛt fɔ pas di fayv pasɛnt barɛri bɔku! Wɛl, wetin mek di Krɛmlin want fɔ mek di chans fɔ in ɛnimi bɔku? Yes, Yabloko, pan ɔl we na dimokrasi pati, i rili de agens am: i nɔ ɛva sɔpɔt badjɛt, ɔl tu na dis Duma ɛn di nɛks wan, Yavlinsky bin se i go fɛt fɔ di prɛsidɛnshi fɔ Rɔshia. So, no patikyula rizin nɔ de fɔ mek Yabloko strɔng: mɔ insay di kɔntɛks fɔ di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn we go apin tumara bambay, i rili nɔ gɛt prɔfit! Yavlinsky pul vot away frɔm Yeltsin insay di fɔs raun, ɛn di yɔŋ ɛn atletik lida fɔ Yabloko bin luk bɔku mɔ atraktiv pas di diskrɛdit, decrepit Yeltsin.
  So, di fɔs vɛshɔn nɔ rili kɔnvins, ɛn di kɔt dɛn na Rɔshia nɔ bin de dipen so yet pan di Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia. Speshali, dɛn bin fri di Ami Jɛnɛral Varenikov, we na mɛmba fɔ di Stet Imejɛnsi Kɔmiti, ɔda ɛgzampul dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt usay di kɔt nɔ bin de sɔpɔt di ɔtoriti dɛn ɔltɛm;
  I go mɔs bi se di bad we aw di Wɛst bin biev we dɛn diskwalifay Yavlinsky bin ple wan rol, ɛn di Yeltsin gɔvmɛnt bin nid fɔ lɛnt mɔni di ivintɛm bifo di ilɛkshɔn fɔ mek i tan lɛk se di kɔntri gɛt bɔku prɔpati. Wɛl, dɛn bin pul Rutsky na wok fɔ di sem rizin, so dɛn bin tek am bak fɔ di kɔmni. Bɔt dis nɔ bin ɛp "Derzhava" fɔ rich di fayv pasɛnt barɛri. Wi kin tek di rizɔlt we Rutskoi gɛt we na 2.7 pasɛnt as tin we bɔku pipul dɛn kin si, mɔ we yu tink bɔt aw i bin gɛt nem. Bɔt di Krɛmlin KRO prɔjɛkt sɛf bin lɔs. Zhirinovsky nɔ bin yuz di Duma pletfɔm fayn fayn wan, bɔt wi fɔ se na fɔ in bɛnifit ɔl di prɔpaganda we bin de sɔpɔt Krɛmlin bin wok agens am. I bin tan lɛk se i bin mek wan imej se Zhirinovsky na di nɔmba wan ɛnimi fɔ pawa, ɛn if Vladimir Volfovich bin dɔn de agens am mɔ, in rizɔlt fɔ dɔn ay pasmak.
  Oleg Rybachenko bak bin rili deftly kɔba di Chaynish rejimɛnt wit wan ay-ɛksplɔziv fragmɛnt shel. Afta dat, i bin de tink mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Bɔt di shɔt tɔk dɛn we di LDPR lida bin tɔk na tɛlivishɔn wit trɛtin agens di ɔtoriti dɛn ɛn rather militant kɔl dɛn bin jɔs kɔrɛkt, bɔt sɔntɛm dɛn fɔ dɔn kɔl Yeltsin ɛn Yeltsin insɛf mɔ aktif wan.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, insay di ilɛkshɔn we dɛn bin gɛt insay Disɛmba 1995, di Kɔmyunis Pati na di Rɔshian Fɛdareshɔn bin de fɔs wit ɔlmost 23 pasɛnt, di LDPR bin de sɛkɔn wit 11.5 pasɛnt, di NDR bin de na di tɔd ples wit 10.3 pasɛnt, ɛn Yabloko bin de na di nɔmba 4 ples wit 6.7 pasɛnt.
  Di ɔda fɔti pati dɛn nɔ bin mit di fayv pasɛnt barɛri!
  Aw fɔ evalyu dis kayn rizɔlt fɔ Zhirinovsky? If yu tink bɔt pasɛnt, di drɔp na tu tɛm we yu kɔmpia am to di fɔs ilɛkshɔn. Bɔt if wi tek tɛm tink bɔt di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin kam fɔ tek pat pan di program bay lɛk 12 pasɛnt, dat min se Zhirinovsky bin gɛt lɛk 62 pasɛnt pan di rizɔlt we dɛn bin gɛt insay 1993. Na bɔku ɔ smɔl?
  We yu tek ɔl di tin dɛn we nɔ fayn, dis rizɔlt na avrej bitwin satisfay ɛn jɔs gud. Bad tin dɛn:
  1. Di pipul dɛn we de vot nɔ satisfay wit di wok we di LDPR de du na di Stet Duma. Di pipul bin de op fɔ mɔ frɔm di kandidet we tek fɔs ples, bɔt layf nɔ bin bɛtɛ. Na tru se bɔku pipul dɛn bin ɔndastand se Zhirinovsky nɔ gɛt rial pawa, bɔt disapɔyntmɛnt bin stil de rul.
  2. Fɔ fred se di militant lida fɔ di LDPR go stat di tɔd wɔl wɔ, wit bad bad tin dɛn we go apin. Apat frɔm dat, bɔku pipul dɛn bin fred bikɔs Zhirinovsky nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol dɛnsɛf ɛn dɛn bin de fred se i go mek wan dikteta we gɛt wanwɔd ɛn ful-ɔp di kɔntri wit blɔd. In hysteria bin mek bɔku pipul dɛn fred fɔ go.
  3. Di opozishɔn we di LDPR Lida gɛt nɔ go du fɔ am. Ɛspɛshali fɔ di fɔs tɛm, sɔm mɔnt dɛn we wɔ bin de na Chechnya, ɛn di prɔpaganda we bin de sɔpɔt Krɛmlin insɛf bin blem Zhirinovsky fɔ dis, ɛn dis bin rili mek i fetful to di bigman dɛn. Bɔt Vladimir Volfovich insɛf bin want fɔ bi padi wit di Krɛmlin, ɛn i bin lɔs di imej fɔ di men ɛnimi fɔ di gɔvmɛnt we de naw.
  4. Insufishɛnt ɛfɛktiv fɔ yuz Duma lev fɔ impruv populist faynɛns polisi dɛn. Na mɔtalman, i bin pɔsibul fɔ put wan populist lɔ afta di ɔda wan fɔ vot, we de wok fɔ di pipul dɛn. Dis na di sem tin we Yeltsin du, na di Kɔngres we i prɔpos sɔntin we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ impruv ɛn gɛt poɛnt fɔ insɛf. Yes, ɛn Yeltsin bin rayz ɔlman in salari ɛn penshɔn di tɛm we di ilɛkshɔn bin de, ɛn afta dat, ɔl tu nɔ pe dɛn, ɔ infleshɔn bin it dɛn. Lukashenko ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn bin du di sem tin, bɔt Yulia Tymoshenko nɔ bin lɛf in tranga mɔni polisi ɛn i lɔs di ilɛkshɔn, ɛn i lɔs in fridɔm di sem tɛm!
  5. Zhirinovsky bin mek wan ɔda mistek we gɛt fɔ du wit aw i luk. I bin fat pasmak ɛn i bigin fɔ luk bad bad wan bikɔs ɔf dat. Apat frɔm dat, pipul dɛn we angri nɔ lɛk pipul dɛn we gɛt bɛlɛ na pɔt ɛn we fat. Na ya, bay di we, Zhirinovsky sho wan ɔda tin we i nɔ ebul fɔ du, di we aw i nɔ lɛk fɔ du pɔlitiks, i nɔ gɛt pawa fɔ mek in bɔdi fayn ɛn nɔ it pasmak. Bay di we, Zhirinovsky, ivin di tɛm we dɛn bin de du di ilɛkshɔn insay 1991, i bin slim, ivin tin pas di norm, we i ol fɔti fayv. Dis sho se bay nature "Zhirik" nɔ kin lɛk fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku bɔdi, we min se i nɔ bin so at fɔ am fɔ kip insɛf fayn, i nɔ tan lɛk, fɔ ɛgzampul, Gaidar.
  Dis na impɔtant mayns bak!
  7. We yu kɔmpia am to di fɔs ilɛkshɔn, di tɛm we Zhirinovsky bin ebul fɔ yuz fɔ ɛya, bin ridyus bad bad wan. Dɛn bin sheb fri ɛyataym to 44 pati dɛn, ɛn pe ɛyataym nɔ bin ebul fɔ pas fri ɛyataym, ɛn na nɛt nɔmɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ bay am. So Zhirinovsky nɔ bin ebul fɔ yuz in ɛkstra ɔdinari gift fɔ tɔk fayn fayn wan, lɛk insay 1993. Pan ɔl we fɔ ɛgzampul, i gɛt mɔ mɔni pas da tɛm de!
  6. Sɔntɛm, sɔntɛm ivin di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl: pɔlitikal kɔmpitishɔn dɔn shap shap ɛn wan ol bɔnch imita pati ɛn blɔk dɛn dɔn apia na di ilɛkshɔn fil fɔ di LDPR. Fɔ dɛn wan ya, mɔ KRO, Derzhava, NRP, ɛn wan ol bɔnch ɔda pati dɛn. Ɛn ɔlman bin kɔndɛm di gɔvmɛnt pas di pati we de rul Wi Os na Rɔshia. Dɛn bin de promot Boris Fedorov ɛn in "Forward Russia" blok ɛn sho bɔku tin na tɛlivishɔn, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔl Chernomyrdin ɛn di gɔvmɛnt bad. Na tru se Boris Fedorov insɛf bin jɔs ple di oposishɔn, i bin op se i go win di pipul dɛn we bin de vot fɔ di protest. Bɔt bɔku pan di pipul dɛn nɔ bin biliv am! Dɔn Boris Fedorov bin ivin jɔyn di NDR. Di Nashɔnal Ripɔblikan Pati fɔ Lysenko bin rili aktif bak, ɛn in lida bin kɔpi di imɔshɔnal madnɛs we Zhirinovsky bin gɛt, ɛn i nɔ bin vɛks atɔl wit di atɛnshɔn we di midia bin de pe atɛnshɔn to am. Apat frɔm dat, di Vedenkin blɔk, we na bin ɛstɛt bak to di lida fɔ di LDPR ɛn we na bin ekstrim nashɔnalist, bin de aktif, ɛn di Baburin blɔk bak. Baburin na pɔsin bak we rili aktif wan tɛm, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i bi spika instead fɔ bi Khasbulatov. In shot, Zhirinovsky in ilɛkshɔn bin prɛti mɔt diluted bay di sem kayn dabl ɛn imitatɔ dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, nyu tin dɛn bin de na di lɛft, ivin di wan dɛn we Stalin bin de mek pipul dɛn biliv.
  Insay dɛn kayn kɔndishɔn ya, 11.5 pasɛnt pan 44 na rili fayn rizɔlt, pan ɔl we i de dɔŋ wetin go pɔsibul wit mɔ rizin ilɛkshɔn polisi. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Zyuganov bin ebul fɔ mek in nɔmba go ɔp frɔm 13.5 pasɛnt to 22.9, pan ɔl we di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we bin de kɔmpit bak bin go ɔp. Wan blɔk "Fɔ di USSR!" tek pas 4.5 pasɛnt pan di pipul dɛn we bin de vot! Yabloko bin lɔs, bɔt i nɔ rich wan pasɛnt, ɛn we yu tek tɛm tink bɔt di pati dɛn we bin lɔs biɛn di barɛri, i mek in grup bɔku. Tugeda dem get 46 diputi as single-mandate diputi. Bɔt "Russia"s Choice" bin lɔs afta di split, lɛk aw Shakhrai"s PRESS bin lɔs.
  . CHAPTER No. 16
  Di IS-7 tank bin pwɛl di Chaynish ami kpatakpata. Ɛn bak, dɛn bin stɔp fɔ fɛt wit di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya. Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko, we i nɔ bin tink tumɔs, i bin skech wan fayn ɛn intrestin stori;
  Dis na bin di de dɛn we nɔ bin izi fɔ di let ɔtom. Di ɛvin bin de kray, ɛn dɛn bin de wata di wɔl bɔku bɔku wan wit lid drop dɛn. Di wɔl bin grey, di gold lif dɛn bin de fɔdɔm, di tik dɛn branch dɛn, dɛn frem dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin de swɛla na di briz. Di silva sno bin mɛlt we i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ drɔ in kɔmpleks pɔtn dɛn na di winda dɛn ɔ kɔba di brawn-grey grɔn wit wan kap we de shayn.
  Di nayn ia ol bɔbɔ we nem Slava Ivanov bin fil bad, i bin tan lɛk se di wan ol yunivas bin kɔba wit waya we gɛt chukchuk. We i butu in ed, i kam bak frɔm in skul we i nɔ bin lɛk, usay in kɔmpin dɛn na klas bin bit am bak. Brus de apia smɔl na yu fes, yu brifkɛs dɔn rɔtin, yu nɔ want fɔ go na os, usay yu mama ɛn papa dɛn intrusive kwɛstyɔn dɛn de wet fɔ yu. Ɛn i ivin wɔs se tumara yu go gɛt fɔ go skul bak, plɔmp edlɔng insay Dante in Ɛl fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn. Na da tɛm de, we di bɔbɔ, we tan lɛk ship we dɛn de drɛb fɔ go kil, bin de go insay di ɛntrɛ, wan smɔl man jomp kɔmɔt to am lɛk jak-in-di-bɔks. I bin tan lɛk bɔbɔ, bɔt di sem tɛm i nɔ bin bi Pinochio in shap nos, tri perky yay dɛn - rɛd, yɔlɔ, grɛn - bin de wink ɔltɛm.
  -Adu! Na so di smɔl man we gɛt trafik layt in yay se. Ɛn i es in an dɛn, we tan lɛk wud we yu tɔch am.
  Slava shek dɛn wit shem;
  "I go mɔs bi se i gɛt sayba yay," ɛn i kɔba insɛf wit wan spɛshal kɔmbat sus we dɛn mek wit kadbɔd.
  -Wɛl, wetin mek so gloomy! Mek a introdyus mi sef, mi na Kror from di planet Chrom. Yu si spɛshal, pwɛl at, bay di swɛla atmosfɛs na di planɛt. Wetin na yu nem?
  -Slava ɔ Vyacheslav. Di bɔbɔ bin de grɔmbul we i nɔ bin shɔ.
  -So na Slava de ya. Wi - mi en Vint - flay pas yu planet, di aborijin dem kol am Earth, en wi kol am Erbana. Wi haypatelepatik injin dɔn stɔp, ɛn i dɔn lɔs ɔlmost ɔl di ɛnaji. Dis de risk di fact se wi kin stɔp na yu planɛt sote go. Ɛp wi. -Bot a jos bi pikin en a no andastan spes enjin.
  Di bɔbɔ shrug in tint sholda dɛn we i nɔ bin shɔ.
  -En yu no nid fo figure am out. Na ya Vint kam, i go ɛksplen ɔltin to yu.
  Wan sɔbjɛkt bin apia bifo dɛn, we rili tan lɛk Samodelkin we kɔmɔt na di magazin we dɛn kɔl "Funny Pictures". I bin gɛt di sem bolt insted ɔf nos, in mɔt we shep lɛk krɔs, ɛn na tri yay nɔmɔ we shep lɛk trafik layt we tan lɛk flay sosa, we mek i tan lɛk se na di wɔl nɔ kɔmɔn. Di finga dɛn bin shep lɛk rench dɛn we bɛn ɛn we gɛt bɔku jɔyn dɛn. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin fil lɛk stɛl, Vint bin shek in an saful wan.
  -Wi mɔtalman padi na fraylayz in bɔdi.
  Rigrɛt bin de na Vint in vɔys.
  -Ɛn a lɛk am so, ɛn i de kɔmɔt sɔri-at, i so temperamental.
  Kror bin pat am na in sholda wit fayn fayn we. Vint kɔntinyu wit wan vɔys we chenj smɔl.
  -Bebi, yu wan flay na ples wit wi, si oda wold.
  Slava bin de shek shek. I bin tan lɛk to am se i de slip ɛn drim. Fɔ si rial tin, di bɛst we na fɔ pinch yusɛf. We na wetin i bin du. I nɔ bin at bad, bɔt Vint ɛn Kror bin stil tinap nia de, smɔl, lɛk in ayt, wit wayd, smɔl impudent smayl.
  -Nɔ, wi nɔ mek wit waks ɛn wi go mɛlt na di san.
  Vint bin laf.
  -Naw mek wi tek of.
  Di tri pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na di ɛntrɛ, slɔsh bin de na di yad, dɛn sus bin de swɛt na di pɔt.
  -A taya wit yu primitiv we fɔ transpɔt. Kror se ɛn pul wan divays we fiba Rubik in kiub na in poket.
  Wan shap wisɛl bin kɔt di saylɛns. Fayv pan Slava in klasmet dɛn bin kam stret fɔ mit dɛn. Na dɛn sem dashing losers dɛn de bit am. Ɛn naw sadistik grin dɛn bin de apia na dɛn fes.
  -Dat Snow White (Slava bin geht blond hair) en yu na tu mummers. Di kɔmni we fit pas ɔl.
  Dɛn kam nia, di big wan pan dɛn, wan fat man we nem "Baran", tray fɔ hit Kror wit wan klik. I ol in finga dɛn shap shap ɛn swɛt.
  -Ei, yu na "Pinocchio." Di ship bin rili de chok wit wamat. - Wel, let go, odasay yu go get panch.
  Di ram in padi tray fɔ nak am na in fes, bɔt Kror shift ɛn kik am shap shap na in bɛlɛ. Di huligan bɔbɔ fɔdɔm, i de gas fɔ gɛt briz wit in mɔt opin.
  -Di akɔn dɔn opin. "Pinocchio" bin grin.
  Dɔn i mek wan muvmɛnt wit in finga dɛn: di Ram bin de shek shek ɛn i nɔ bin no natin bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  - Frɔm in bleat, lɛ i se tɛnki se wi nɔ sprɛy am insay foton dɛn ɔlsay na di galɛksi.
  Di ɔda tri bɔbɔ dɛn bin frɔz, dɛn bin de luk wan say we nɔ de muv, dɔn dɛn rɔsh go difrɛn say dɛn.
  -Na so dem skata laik skittles. A nɔ bin tɛl yu, Slava, se mɔtalman pikin dɛn de fred?
  Di bɔbɔ bin de shem.
  -A nɔ no.
  - So no. In di meantime, wi go tek likl waka.
  Di skru tɔn di lev, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se dɛn fɔdɔm ɔnda grɔn. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di wɔl dak ɔlsay.
  Slava twit ɛn nak di shild, i bin tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn gɛt ilɛktrik, di shɔk bin so strɔng. Di wan ol rum bin shek ɛn ful-ɔp wit rɛd, di kɔmik fes dɛn fɔ di nyu padi dɛn bin de dans wit krimsin tɔyn dɛn.
  -Yu don los yu maind. Kror bin se wit gladi at. Bɔt yu nɔ nid fɔ du dis, yu jɔs gɛt fɔ friz. Wetin wi go du naw?
  -Natin. Vint bin de grɔmbul. Mek wi richaj, den wi go si.
  Vint put wan ɛlmɛt na Slava in ed.
  -Kam, wi kwasar bateri, tink.
  -Wetin fɔ tink bɔt.
  -Bɔt ɛnitin we bad ɛn we de mek pɔsin vɛks. Mɛmba wetin mek yu vɛks pas ɔl.
  Ɛn wetin dis go ɛp yu? Slava in yay dɛn bin opin bikɔs i bin sɔprayz.
  Kror put in fut dɔŋ, in "trafik layt" layt wit gladi at.
  -Na tru se wi haypatelepatik jεnarεt de it pan nεgεtiv imyushכn dεm. I kin chenj dɛn to pawa we ebul fɔ chenj di sta dɛn frɔm di say we dɛn de rɔn. Afta ɔl, dis na jɔs wetin mek yu tɔn aut fɔ bi atraktiv - yu gɛt bɔku bad bad imɔshɔn dɛn.
  Frɔm ɔl dis, Slava bin kam fɔ no se wan ɛnaji we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet bin ayd insay am, ɛn fɔ sɔm rizin di wan we wɔs pas ɔl insay am bin ebul fɔ du tin dɛn we kin mek smɔl smɔl bɔbɔ dɛn fɛt kin dɔn lɛk kandul we di san de shayn.
  -Ɛn a tɔn aut fɔ bi strɔng.
  Di bɔbɔ bin klem in fist dɛn.
  Vint ansa se: "Yu gɛt pawaful bayɔfild." Wi smɔl spɛshal ship go aksɛleret to supamakit spid.
  Di kabin na di staship bin layt wantɛm wantɛm. Slava bin si divays dɛn we nit lɛk aw i de na wan ɔl we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ple ple mashin. We Kror kech in yay, i opin di ɔlografik divays. Di skay we gɛt sta dɛn bin de shayn lɛk layt we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛn tin dɛn.
  -Dis na yu galaksi, yu si, bebi, i twist insay wan spiral.
  Di bɔbɔ bin sɔprayz ɛn luk insay wan ples we dɛn nɔ bin no yet, ɛn ɛni pipul nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛn am. I bin gladi ɛn i bin de mek i fred smɔl fɔ luk insay dis mirekul we dɛn mek wit ɛkstra galaktik tɛknɔlɔji.
  -Dis red dot na di ples we di bot de naw.
  -A ɔndastand, bɔt na di mɔnt na di Wɔl.
  Slava bin aks.
  -No, wi de pan di mun. Ɛn if yu want, yu kin admaya di fayn fayn tin dɛn we de na di mun.
  Vint opin di sayba skan, di wɔl dɛn na di ship bin kam transparent ɛn wan strenj lunar land skay bin layt di wan ol say na di kabin.
  -Us smɔl man yu want fɔ rɔn tru spɛs krata?
  Vint bin gi advays wit wan perky tɔyn.
  Slava bin de shem.
  -Bot no air de de.
  -Bɔt san de de. Rɔn aut, nɔ fred, as lɔng as yu wɛr sayba ɛlmɛt, di vaykum nɔ de mek yu fred.
  Di bɔbɔ biliv in strenj padi wantɛm wantɛm. As i jomp pan di mun so, wan layt we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ ɔndastand bin kɔba in bɔdi. I bin tan lɛk se i nɔ de jomp na ples we nɔ gɛt briz, bɔt i de flɔt pan wata. Wan shap jomp op ɛn yu land fayn fayn wan na grɔn. Slava bin fil se i bin dɔn gɛt di sem kayn filin sɔnsay. Bɔt usay - pan wan karusel, wan swing? Nɔ, i tan lɛk fɔ jomp na drim. Di sem filin fɔ fɔdɔm smɔl smɔl, yu tan lɛk lif we de flɔt na di ays. Ɛn aw ay i go ebul fɔ jomp? I jɔs de mek pɔsin in maynd ful.
  -Supaman we de na di wɔl! Di bɔbɔ de ala ɛn push am wit ɔl in pawa.
  -We yu land pan asteroid, tek tɛm ɛn yu kin flay go.
  -Den mek wi ple catch-up. Slava bin gi advays.
  -Wetin na dis aidia? Vint wink wit in trafik layt yay.
  -Den kam on, enibodi we toch we get kech.
  Di gem bigin ɛn pan ɔl we Vint ɛn Kror bin fast pas di bɔbɔ dɛn fa fawe, i bin giv-ɔp wit sɛns, ɛn as a rizulta di gem bin tɔn to fayn. Ɛn we Kror bin tɛl Slava fɔ chenj sɔntin na di ɛlmɛt, i fil se wan pawaful pawa de flɔ insay in bɔdi in loins.
  -Eh! Fɔ di fɔs tɛm we a fil se a dɔn chenj ɔl misɛf.
  Di bɔbɔ jomp tati mita ay wantɛm wantɛm, dɔn i bounce kwik kwik wan na di wata, ɛn lɛf dip mak dɛn.
  -Ei, tray fɔ kech mi.
  Bɔt Vint, we nɔ bin shem fɔ di shap jomp, bin kech di bɔbɔ, ɛn nak am layt wan na in chɛst wit in finga dɛn.
  -Yu stil bi pikin kompare to wi. Ilɛk aw yu tray tranga wan, wi go kech yu.
  Afta dat, Slava nɔ bin want fɔ ple igen, i fol in an dɛn togɛda ɛn le in ed.
  - I tan lɛk se yu giv in to mi - tu-spirit, lay lay bɔbɔ dɛn.
  - Wetin mek wi de lay, bikɔs dis na gem, ɛn insay di gem dɛn de fɛt, ɛn ɔlman gɛt rayt fɔ in yon taktik. Ɛn wi strateji na fɔ ɛp ɔl di wik krichɔ dɛn we de liv na di yunivas.
  -A tink se wi dɔn gɛt inof pan di Mun. Vint kɔntinyu fɔ tink bɔt am. Wi kin du enitin, boi, yu wan si oda wold en yunivas?
  -Of kos a want! "Slavik"s" fes bin layt wit gladi at bak. Ivin di brus dɛn bin tan lɛk adornment to di pinkish fes.
  -Den get on di ship en go.
  Slavik bin sidɔm na di sinia payɔnia in sidɔm ples, ɛn i bin de admaya di fayn fayn pikchɔ we de sho di ples we de na ɛvin. Na di wɔl i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ si bɔku bɔku sta dɛn we de shayn wan tɛm, di tik tik atmosfɛs na di wɔl de mek i nɔ izi fɔ si di big big skay we gɛt sta dɛn.
  Ɛn na ya insay di vaykum yu kin si ɔltin te to di smɔl smɔl stel ston. Slava bin de admaya di skay, i bin de fil fayn ɛn gladi, bikɔs i bin de wach sɔntin we na sɔm duzin pipul dɛn nɔmɔ, ɔ at ɔl ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn kin si.
  -Naw di spɛshal ship go go insay haypadrift ɛn yu go ebul fɔ wach sɔntin we nɔbɔdi nɔ si bifo.
  Slava bin es in finga dɛn to di panɛl.
  Vint bin rol in yay. Dɔn i slap in an dɛn saful wan bɔt tranga wan.
  -Nɔ go nia di divays dɛn. Yu kin tɔn di rɔng huk ɛn af pan di yunivas go fɔdɔm insay blak ol.
  Slavik opin in yay big big wan.
  -Wistul.
  -Nɔ, wi flay frɔm ɔda yunivas we nɔ kɔmparabl mɔ divɛlɔp pas dis wan. Ɛn wi gɛt bɔku bɔku ɛnaji we ayd insay wi, we yu kɔmpia am to we bɔku bɔku sta dɛn na dɔst. Luk aw wi de pik spid.
  Fɔs, di tin dɛn we de na ɛvin bin de bɔku, i bin tan lɛk se mɔ pan dɛn de bifo, ɛn di spɛktrum bin de chenj to di blu say. Biɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, di sta dɛn bin de kam smɔl smɔl ɛn dɛn bin de dak, ɛn dɛn bin de gɛt wan rɛd tint.
  -Wi de kɔntinyu fɔ inkrisayz di spid. Kror bin de swɛt.
  Di sta dɛn bin de flash kwik kwik wan oba di wata, dɛn spɛktrum bin de chenj, ɛn tɔn to wan sɔlid vaylet glɔ. Slava bin luk bak. Na ɛmti ples bin de de. Di sta dɛn we bin de na di sayd dɛn nɔ bin bɔku ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de shayn bɛtɛ. We Vint luk di bɔbɔ in mɔt we de opin wit sɔprayz, i nɔ ivin ɛksplen.
  -Dis na superluminal spid. Fɔton dɛn we de sho di sta dɛn we de biɛn wi de biɛn di ship, we min se wi jɔs nɔ de si dɛn. Pantap dat, wi de kech di foton dɛn we dɔn flay bifo, we min se yu de si ɔl di sta dɛn di sem tɛm, di wan dɛn we de biɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we de bifo, ɛn sɔm pan dɛn de flay frɔm di sayd. Na ya dɛn kin gɛda bifo yu na di monita. If wi ad smɔl mɔ spid, dɛn go bi tin we yu nɔ go si dɛn, ɛn dɛn go muf go na di ɔltra vayolɛt pat na di spɛktrum. Luk.
  Di skru tɔn di stiarin, ɛn di vayɛl layt nɔ bin de shayn wantɛm wantɛm, dɔn i nɔ bin de igen.
  - Wel, mek wi get away from di skru. Naw yu nɔ ebul fɔ si natin.
  Di blak ples bin dak ɛn dak wantɛm wantɛm. Kror bin wink wit sly.
  -Naw wi go ad mɔ spid. Di spɛshal ship bin de flash wit spak, ɛn di skrin bin flay bak.
  -Wi bin on di gama redyushɔn kɔnvɔta to ɔdinari layt. Naw yu si di skay we gɛt sta dɛn bak.
  Di sta dɛn bin rili flot ovabɔd insay wan krayzi mɔd. Dɛn dɔn pas di pat pan di galaksi we de nia di wɔl ɛn muf go na in sɛnt. Na ya dɛn slo smɔl. Fɔ admaya di strenj inflorescence. I bin at mi yay aw di bɔku bɔku sta dɛn bin de shayn brayt brayt wan. I pas wan pɔsin na di wɔl we dɔn ɛva si dis kayn wɔndaful flawa. I bin tan lɛk se rubi, dayamɔn, safaya, topaz, ɛmirald, agate ɛn ɔda ston dɛn de flik skata na di spes. Dɛn layt we bin de shayn bin giv-ɔp, ɛn i bin de shayn ɔlsay insay. Slava bin lɔk in yay. Vint laf, i bin twist frɔm tɛnsiɔn
  -Dat man neva si enitin laik dis. Dis na di sɛntrɔm fɔ di galaksi. Tek tɛm mek yu nɔ go blaynd.
  Di "Mɛri Man" dɛn bin laf wit laf we dɛn nɔ tɔk natin.
  -Aw fast wi bin de flay?
  Di wan we smɔl pas ɔl na wan tawzin pasɛks fɔ wan sɛkɔn. Wan parsec na lɛk tri layt ia so. Dat min se, insay wan sɛkɔn wi de travul di rod we layt de travul fɔ lɛk tri tawzin ia so na di wɔl.
  Slava nɔ ɛva stɔp fɔ sɔprayz - Wow, wetin na spid.
  Vint bin wink wit sly.
  -Di spid stil nɔ ay fɔ flay frɔm yunivas to yunivas, bɔt wi kin inkrisayz di spid bɔku tɛm. Yu want fɔ rɔn rawnd di wɔl dɛn?
  -A don se wetin a want!
  -Dɔn ol am tayt, di nyu aksilarayshɔn go stip pas di wan we bin de bifo.
  Di sta dɛn bin dak fɔ smɔl tɛm, dɔn dɛn rɔsh go insay wan frenzied cavalcade. Di muvmɛnt fɔ di mini-staship bin de muv fast ɛn fast. Wan ol galaksi dɛn bin de flash pas. Di layt nɔ bin de shayn ɛn i bin de shayn, ɛn di krayzi we di sta ship bin de rɔn bin de gro ɛn gro.
  -Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi de muv wit spid we na wan milyɔn parseks pan sɛkɔn. Dis stil nɔto big ɔvaklɔk. I go tek wan de fɔ flay go na di ed pat pan yu smɔl yunivas. Bɔt wi Vint prɛs in finga to in lip - wi kin aksɛlayt mɔ if wi tɔn di haypaultraplasma aksɛlarayt dɛn.
  Dɛn bin prɛs Slava smɔl na wan chia, ɛn dɛn bin fos am fɔ kɔba in fes wit in an so dat di bɔku bɔku sta dɛn nɔ go blayn am. Ivin mi finga dɛn bin de sho tru tru.
  -Wi spid na tɛn milyɔn parsecs pan sɛkɔn. Wi de kɔntinyu fɔ aksɛleret.
  Di faya we bin de shayn bin wam, di layt bin de bɔn tru di insay. We Kror si dis, i opin di layt filta.
  -A bin tel yu se earthlings wik. I nid fɔ gi ivin mɔ aksilarayshɔn ɛn mek di fɔs fil strɔng, we de mek i nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay di rayt.
  -Wi spid na wan handred milian parsecs. Skru swɛt "I nɔ go te igen wi go aproch sabtelepatik spid."
  -bכt dis nכ kin bi, di spid we yu de tink nכ de εn di haypatεlipatik mכtalman kin aksεlεrayt fכ tεm. Apat frɔm dat, yu nɔr no aw nutritious negative emotions de. Wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔba af pan di yunivas, ɛn wi nɔ spɛn wan ɔndrɛd pan pasɛnt yet.
  Kror bin ansa.
  -Yes, dis boi na rial treasure. Bay di we, Slavka, wi spid dɔn rich wan bilyɔn parsek pan sɛkɔn.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, di ple we layt bin de ple ova di wata bin stɔp, i bin dak, ɛn na di layt nɔmɔ we bin de insay di smɔl spɛshal ship bin de shayn di blak vaykum.
  -Wea wi de? Slava aks wit wan naiv vɔys.
  -Ɛn nɔsay nɔ de na intayunivasal spɛs. Di sayba skan pipul dɛn nɔ day yet, bɔt ɔlmost nɔ mata arawnd, na vaykum nɔmɔ de, haypa spɛs ɛn bɔku fil dɛn.
  -Wi de na di void. Di bɔbɔ bin fil se i de fred.
  -Yu kin se dat. Bɔt nɔ fred, i nɔ go te igen wi go si wisɛf na ɔda yunivas, we big pas yu wɔl fa fawe. Na de wi go gɛt ples fɔ mek tin dɛn.
  -Bɔku yunivas dɛn de ɛn dɛn nɔ jɔs de na tri-dimɛnshɔnal, bɔt dɛn de bak na mɔltidimɛnshɔnal spɛs. Bɔku bɔku dimɛnshɔn dɛn de, dɛn de chenj ɔltɛm, dɛn de chenj. Fɔ mek wi nɔ shɔk yu wit di difrɛn difrɛn we dɛn, wi go go na di ɔdinari tri-dimɛnshɔnal yunivas. Di men tin we mek i difrɛn frɔm yu spɛshal na dat, wich ɛn majik dɔn rili divɛlɔp insay. Dis na ɔl di mashin dɛm fɔ tɛlipati, di pɔsibiliti fɔ inflɔws di matirial ɛnvayrɔmɛnt tru wɔd inflɔɛns. Yu go si yusɛf insay wan fayn fayn supa kiŋdɔm, wan wɔl we gɛt fantasi ɛn drim.
  -Wetin a go du de? Afta ɔl, wich fɔ mi na sikrit we dɛn sial wit sɛvin sil.
  -Dis stil na sikrit, bɔt wans yu rich na ɔda wɔl yu go lan majik kwik kwik wan. Harry Potter insɛf nɔ go ivin ol kandul to yu. Bɔt if yu nɔ satisfay wit dis yunivas, dat min se wi go fɛn ɔda wan fɔ yu. Sɔntɛm yu lɛk haypaplasmik teknɔlɔji - wi go tich yu, bɔt fɔ naw wi tri nid fɔ dɔn wan spɛshal wok ɛn fɔ dis wi nid bɔbɔ lɛk yu.
  -Wetin fɔ?
  -Bikɔs yu na mɔtalman.
  -Wi spid don rich ten bilion parsecs fo sekond. Ɛn dis min se i nɔ go te igen di sta dɛn go bigin fɔ flik ɔp wi. Vint bin pul wan smok frɔm biɛn in mɔt.
  Fɔ tru, lɛk se na fayn fayn stori, wan wɔndaful layt bin de shayn bifo dɛn. Di spid we di sta ship bin de spid bin go dɔŋ, ɛn dɛn bin fɔdɔm insay wan wɔl we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt fayn fayn stori dɛn. Di sta dɛn na dis yunivas bin spɛshal, dɛn nɔ bin rawnd, bɔt dɛn bin skwea, dɛn bin gɛt tri an, dɛn bin tan lɛk kɔn ɛn prism. Ɛni sta bin spɛshal ɛn dɛn bin difrɛn, dɛn bin difrɛn pan dɛn shep ɔ dɛn bin difrɛn pan layt we nɔ izi fɔ si.
  Slava bin frɔz wit in mɔt opin;
  Di sta dɛn bin de flɔt smɔl smɔl oba di wata, dɛn bin tan lɛk ayland dɛn we gɛt faya na blak velvet si.
  Fɔ dɔn, wan smɔl planɛt bin apia bifo dɛn yay, we in dayamita na lɛk tɛn san dɛn we tan lɛk silinda. Rayt insay dis silinda, wan big big Gotik kast bin de. I bin izi fɔ si di wɔl dɛn we gɛt tawzin kilomita frɔm di ɔbit.
  -Na dis kast de liv wan kiŋ ɛn kwin, we rili want fɔ gɛt pipul dɛn we go gɛt di tron. Bɔt wan bad bad spɛl de hang oba dɛn. Na inosɛnt pikin we kɔmɔt na ɔda yunivas nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ brok dis spɛl. Na im Kror bin se.
  Ɛn naw wi fɔ, lɛk aw pipul dɛn kin se, land na di wɔl.
  Di land bin fayn, bikɔs dɛn dɔn mek wan tɔn, dɛn flay pas big big statu dɛn we gɛt pawaful igl dɛn.
  - Ɔlman, Slava, kɔmɔt. Vint bin gi in an ɛn ɛp am fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di smɔl ship.
  -Bow to di planɛt.
  Slava bin mek wan bow smɔl. Di trɛnk bin tan lɛk di wan we de na di wɔl, pan ɔl we di big big pales bin de mek pipul dɛn sɔprayz. Dɔn wan krɔs get we lɔng wan kilomita bin opin bifo dɛn. Di tri padi dɛn bin go insay wan kɔridɔ we gɛt bɔku bɔku gold ɛn fayn fayn statu dɛn. Dɔlfin dɛn bin de bak we gɛt 4 tel, ɛn sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt na di galaktik we gɛt megaplasma wɛpɔn dɛn. Nays bɔkul dɛn we gɛt fresh flawa dɛn we dɛn kɔt wit rubi, dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ swɛla ɛn strɛch dɛn ed. Fish dɛn we nɔ fayn bin de swim rawnd di ɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de shayn wit skel dɛn we de shayn.
  -I strenj aw dɛn kin flot na di ays? Di bɔbɔ aks.
  -Antigraviti we de na di wɔl! Kror bin ansa. - Yu nɔ go si ɛnitin lɛk dis yet.
  Bɔku ɔda ɔl kayn difrɛn tin dɛn bin de we bin de mek pɔsin in yay ɛn mek di bɔbɔ we ol nayn ia sɔprayz, bɔt fɔ tɔk bɔt dis kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn go tek lɔng tɛm.
  I bin tu lɔng fɔ waka along di ɔndrɛd kilomita kɔridɔ, so Vint prɛs di bɔtin ɛn dɛn tɛlipɔt stret to di tron rum. Di men ples we di sta kiŋ dɛn bin de bin wɔndaful. Insay di midul pan di ɔl, wan tron bin de, we bin rili fayn lɛk mawnten, we tan lɛk wan spiral wata we de rɔn, ɛn smɔl smɔl ship dɛn we gɛt brayt tin dɛn bin de flɔt pan. Wan wan tɛm dɛn bin de bɔn lɛk fayawɔk, wan brayt kaskad we gɛt spak dɛn we bin de flɔd di ples we bin de rawnd insay di twilayt bin de rul ɔlsay. Dɔn big big myuzik bigin fɔ ple, ɛn di volkeno bin de shayn. Faya rɛd lava bin kɔt di atmosfɛs, ɛn wan kiŋ in man ɛn in wɛf kɔmɔt na di klawd we bin de shayn. Dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn yɔŋ ɛn dɛn bin drɛs bɔku bɔku wan di sem tɛm wit teist. Na di kiŋ in chɛst, dɛn bin gɛt wan chen we gɛt ɛmirald wit wan imej we gɛt blu pudul. Ɛn di chen we bin de mek di kwin in nɛk fayn, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn bin mek am wit safaya. I tilt in fes to di bɔbɔ, di dɔg ala kwayɛt wan ɛn shek in tel. Di kiŋ bin smayl, in tit dɛn bin de shayn lɛk layt bɔl.
  -Gritin to mi ges we nem Slava. As mi talisman se, yu na rili gud bɔbɔ ɛn yu ebul fɔ fulfil yu destiny.
  Di pɔsin we bin de na di kiŋ bin arenj di wɔd dɛn sɔm kayn we we nɔ bin fayn, bɔt di minin bin klia ivin if dɛn nɔ translet am. Pan ɔl we i strenj aw pɔsin we de na ɔda yunivas go ebul fɔ no Rɔshian.
  -Dis na telepathy. Kror bin de wispa.
  - Wi gɛt big big sɔri-at, bebi. Di wangren gyal pikin na di intagalaktik tyrant Eletromendos de ol am as slev. Ɛn wi nid nayt we go ebul fɔ fri am. Di big prɔfɛsi se i go kɔmɔt na wan smɔl yunivas we gɛt rawnd sta dɛn. Mi tu ol padi dem Vint en Kror bring yu na di pales, naw yu geht foh pas wan sirios tehst en win di hypertyrant.
  Slava smayl, i bin tan lɛk to am se wing dɛn de gro biɛn in bak ɛn i bin rili ebul fɔ dil wit di monsta we de mek di wan ol yunivas we nɔ gɛt bɔda fred.
  -A redi fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi dɛn ɛn fri yu gyal pikin.
  -Den Vint en Kron go tek yu na rod, bot fos yu mos pas smol tehst. Wan kayn tɛks bɔt pɔsin we fit fɔ bi pɔsin we sabi du in wok.
  -Wit gladi at.
  Vint ɛn Kror bin ol di bɔbɔ in an, ɛn dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf bak na di mini-sta ship.
  -Tɛks wan tɛks de, ɛn naw wi go flay go na wan planɛt we de nia wan big sta.
  Di smɔl ship tɔn rawnd, ɛn dɛn si dɛnsɛf bifo wan blu planɛt we gɛt klawd we de fom.
  Skru bin pul di divays.
  -Gudbai Snow Wait.
  Wan snap pan di finga dɛn ɛn Slava dɔn ɛnd ɔp ɛnisay we yu tink. Wan grey skul bildin bin tinap bifo am. Wan ebi brifkɛs de biɛn am, we min se i fɔ go na klas we de boring ɛn we vɛks. Ɛn a rili nɔ want dis. Mi leg dɛn bin wik ɛn dɛn bin de shek shek. Yu tink se i rili pɔsibul se wetin apin to am na bin jɔs drim ɔ na tin we i bin de tink bɔt? Di bɔbɔ rɔb in yay ɛn tray fɔ pinch insɛf wit klin. Wund. So dis na rialiti, dem rili fos am fo go skul. Ɛn di skay bin de kray, i bin wet ɛn kol, wan kol briz bin de blo. Wan bɛl bin blo fa fawe. Di leg dɛn bigin fɔ rɔn we dɛn nɔ want. Wi nid fɔ de insay di tɛm we di klas dɛn bigin.
  Di bɔbɔ we nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ briz, rɔn go insay di klasrum. Di ticha we bin gɛt dak at we nem Rudɔlf Frankɛnstayn bin grit am wit wan animal we de ala.
  Yu idiot don let bak. I sɔri fɔ no se dɛn tɛm ya nɔto di ol tɛm ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ bit yu. Stay afta skul ɛn klin di klasrum.
  Pɔyzin giggles frɔm di bak dɛsk dɛn. Di ram de wispa, sho in fist ɛn midul finga.
  -Wi go bit yu na recess. Mek wi ton am to Snow White chop.
  Ɛn wan rɔf laf. Di ticha de mek lɛk se i nɔ yɛri.
  I tan lɛk se di lɛsin lɔng ɛn i de boring, ɛn fɔ pas ɔltin, "Baran" ɛn in kɔmni bigin fɔ spit pepa we dɛn dɔn chew frɔm tiub dɛn.
  Fɔ fred kin krip insay di sol we i nɔ want, i kin at na di pit na di bɛlɛ, ɛn i kin mek di bɔdi kol. Wit wan shudder yu de wet fɔ chenj we di vile fayv dɛn de klin to yu. Fɔ dɔn, di bɛl ring, ɛn in leg dɛn brok insay wan rɔn we i nɔ want - di bɔbɔ de rɔsh fɔ kɔmɔt nia in sinis kɔmpin dɛn. I rɔn, de tray fɔ ayd na di kɔna we dak pas ɔl na di skul, usay dɛn vampaya ya nɔ ebul fɔ fɛn am. Slava bin klaym ɔnda di kanopi ɛn si insɛf na strit. I tek dip briz, as shado dɛn de kɔmɔt na difrɛn say dɛn, ɛn pikin-mɔnta dɛn bin de rayt de.
  -Wɛl, di fulman rɔn go. Yu bin "Snow White" ɛn dis ti go "wet".
  Di ram bin grin wit sadis.
  -Stan pan di brij dɛm ɛn wi go tinap pan yu, ɔdasay yu go dɔn day.
  -No, bois, no nid. Slava bin de mumu wit languid.
  -Wi nid got. Ɛn ilɛk wetin yu slo, gɛt am.
  Di ram bin lɔng lɛk wan ed pas Slava ɛn i bin ebi wan ɛn af tɛm, ɛn i bin de mek wan strɔng blo na in fes. Di pikin bin de shek shek ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ in yay swel wantɛm wantɛm. Dɔn wan pɔk kam na di nos, ɛn di nos bigin fɔ flɔ. Di Ram in patna rɔsh go fɛt, i nak am na in rib, bɔt di big big lida bin ol am bak smɔl.
  -Wet, mek i nil dɔŋ. Wel, "Snow White" go tinap pan di mosly.
  Blɔd bin de drip frɔm Slava in nos, in yay dɛn bin de wata, bɔt insay in sol, apat frɔm fred, wan difrɛn sɛns fɔ prawd ɛn fɔ rɛspɛkt insɛf bigin fɔ wek.
  -No, a nɔ go nil dɔŋ.
  "Baran" bin mek lɛk se i sɔprayz.
  -Dis na aw dis schmuck de objek to mi. Dɔn, gɛt sɔm fɔ it snek.
  Ɛn i nak in yes wit ɔl in pawa. Slava in ed bin de shek shek, in yes tɔn pepul.
  -No, a stil nɔ go du am. Na bin kɔntinyu fɔ de na di vɔys, we bin de pas di fred.
  -Den yu don dai. Wi go kil yu.
  Di lida swing bak ɛn nak am na in chɛst wit ɔl in trɛnk. Slava step bak smɔl ɛn di blo kam aut blɔk.
  -Hold Sno Wait. "Baran" mek wan trɛtin jes.
  Di buli bin atak Slava, spre in an ɛn pres am na di wɔl. Dɔn di yɔŋ edman pul machɛt ɛn layt sigrɛt.
  -Naw a go du cauterization fɔ yu. Yu go kam dɔŋ na yu ni ɔ ɛkspiriɛns wan krayzi ay.
  Slava fil fred we i nɔ go ebul fɔ bia, i bin de kam fɔ giv ɔp ɛn nil dɔŋ we i mɛmba Kror in gladi gladi fes ɛn Vint in yay we i de provok am. Di tin we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia mɔ na we a mɛmba di kiŋ in fes we bin spɛshal ɛn we bin gɛt gud at frɔm ɔda big yunivas. Fɔ nil dɔŋ min fɔ kɔmɔt biɛn dɛn. Ɛn us kayn hiro i bi da tɛm de, we rɛdi fɔ chalenj di tyrant Eletromendos, if di ɔdinari huligan dɛn we pas ɔl de mek i shek shek te i day?
  We di sigrɛt tɔch in fɔɛd, Slava ala ɛn pul in raytan shap shap wan.
  Wan fist we dɛn tayt tayt wan bin fɔdɔm pan di Ram in jaw wit bad bad wamat.
  I bin bulg in yay wit sɔprayz, i bin de mumu ɛn fɔdɔm wit nɔys na in bak. Na ya Slava bin fil bad ɛn trɛnk we nɔ kɔmɔn insay insɛf. I bin de panch ɛn kik lɛk pɔsin we sabi kik bɔksa. Af minit pas ɛn di wan ol fayv bin ledɔm we dɛn nɔ no natin. Slava bin tinap wit in ed ay ay ɛn in an dɛn es ɔp na di ays.
  -Viktri! Yu tink se i go bi se a bin ebul fɔ du dis!
  Di bɛl ring fɔ klas, na dis tɛm nɔmɔ i nɔ mek di usual shudder, bɔt i bin tan lɛk naytingale in trill. Di bɔbɔ flay go insay di klasrum lɛk se i de pan wing. Na ya i nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Slava nɔ bin ivin stɔp fɔ tɔk wan wɔd we i si insɛf na ɔta spɛs. I nɔ bin de fred - naw di dɛbul insɛf nɔ de fred am ɛn i opin in yay big big wan. Di sta dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn swit ɛn dɛn sabi, i nɔ bin de mek pɔsin fred atɔl, difrɛn frɔm dat, insay wetlɛs, dɛn bin de fil wan strenj laytnɛs. Di pikin tɔn in ed smɔl. Vint ɛn Kror bin de flay nia am.
  -Dat Snow White bin de fred. Sɔri, bɔt wi nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am ɛni ɔda we: yu bin gɛt fɔ win di fred we bin de na yu sol.
  -So i nɔ bin bi rial tɛst.
  -Ɛn nɔ! I bin ɔl rial, wi gɛt di pawa fɔ transpɔt yu to di Wɔl ɛn ivin shift di tɛmlayn smɔl. Aw? Dis na di sikrit fɔ pipul dɛn we gɛt wan milyɔn dimɛnshɔn. Naw yu dɔn pas di tɛst ɛn wi kin go to ɔda mɔ siriɔs tin dɛn.
  -Uswan pan dɛn?
  Di skru bin de krak wit wan vɔys we tan lɛk mɛtal.
  -Fɔ ɛgzampul, fri di wangren pɔsin we go gɛt di prɔpati we Kiŋ Ɛzaram gɛt. Fɔ win Eletromendos nɔ go izi; Bɔt yu win yu fɔs win pan yu yon fred.
  -Fɔ fred na smɔl day - bay we wi win am, wi de kam nia di layf we nɔ de day.
  - Kror dɔn dɔn in tink. Di autlayn dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi bɔt wan silinda planɛt bin de bifo.
  . EPILOGUE WE DƐN DE DU
  Afta sɔm wɔndaful blo ɛn win, di Sɛlestial Ɛmpaya bin gri fɔ mek pis ɛn prɔmis se dɛn nɔ go atak di prɔpati dɛn we Tsarist Rɔshia gɛt igen.
  Di Gret Siks pipul dɛn bin tink se i tu ali fɔ win Chaina ɛn dɛn kin gri fɔ gri wit fayn tin dɛn. Infakt, Rɔshia insɛf bin lɔs sɔm pat pan Mɔngolia, di sawt pat na di Usuri rijɔn, Primorye, ɛn ivin Koria. Dis na bin agrimɛnt dɛn we bin de mek prɔfit - we bin alaw di Tsarist Rɔshia we Alɛksi Mikhailovich bin gɛt fɔ gɛt fut na Sayberia ɛn na di shore dɛn na di Pasifik Oshɔn. Ɛn fil sef smɔl.
  Ɛn wit dis, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di wɔ we gɛt glori dɔn, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn bin de wet fɔ di siks hiro dɛn!
  
  
  IMMORTAL SPACE KWƐN
  Di Kwin bin rili want fɔ luk yɔŋ. Ɛn so i sɛn wan ol ekspedishɔn fɔ go luk fɔ di miro we de sho se pɔsin nɔ de day. We yu luk am yu kin tɔn to yɔŋ gyal pikin.
  Ultimately, di search bin saksesful, bot... Di genie we bin de na di miro tel di old kwin se:
  - A go gi yu bak yu yɔŋ tɛm, bɔt yu go bi slev!
  Di Kwin ansa wit wan gap-tut smayl:
  - If yɔŋ na sote go, den a gri fɔ bi slev!
  Di jini bin mek wan spɛl. Di kwin tɔn to gyal we, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd insay wan loinklɔt nɔmɔ, ɛn i bin de kɔt wan fil. Ɛn i bin de wok tranga wan ɛn wok tranga wan.
  Na di yɔŋ bɔdi nɔmɔ nɔ bin rili at ɛn i nɔ bin taya tumɔs. Bɔt i bin rili shem ɛn i bin de mek pɔsin taya. I bin apin na sɔm planɛt we gɛt tu san. Ɛn di we aw dɛn mek am tan lɛk di let Midul Ij.
  Pantap dat, dɛn dɔn frɔz insay fɔmɛshɔn dɛn. Di kwin bin wok fɔ sɔm dez ɛn i bin ful-ɔp. I bin tan lɛk animal, na insay in drim nɔmɔ fridɔm bin kam to am. Ɛn i de wok wit shakul ɔltɛm. Dis kin rili at fɔ di fɔs kwin. Ɛn we di ovasia in wip tɔch in nekɛd bɔdi tan lɛk wam ayɛn.
  Fɔ dɔn, chenj bin kam na in layf. Na fɔ di wɔs tin nɔmɔ. Di pɔsin we gɛt di prɔpati day, ɛn in ɛri bin pwɛl kpatakpata. Ɛn dɛn sɛl di titi to wan ples usay dɛn de kɔt ston.
  Naw a bin gɛt fɔ kɛr ebi ebi baskɛt dɛn, wok nekɛd na chen, dɛn bin de wip mi, ɛn slip pan ston.
  Di Kwin bin de sɔfa mɔ naw. Na tru se di jinɛ bin dɔn pripia wan trap fɔ am. Yɛs, i nɔ de day ɛn i nɔ ol, bɔt i de sɔfa, lɛk se i de na ɛlfaya.
  Pan ɔl we di strɔng bɔdi dɔn yus to di strɛs. Ɛn di kwin disayd fɔ rɔnawe.
  I bigin fɔ yuz in lɔng ia fɔ fayl di chen we dɛn bin de chen am wit wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn in strɔng nɛk na nɛt. Yu fayl di ayɛn we dɔn at sloslo wit yu ia, bɔt di kwin gɛt bɔku tɛm - i nɔ de day. Wan ɔda tin na dat, afta yu dɔn wok tranga wan na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston yu nid fɔ slip, ɛn yu kin kɔt smɔl ɛvride.
  Bɔt yu stil de saw.
  Di Kwin si insɛf ɛn afta dat i slip. Dɔn pan di nɛks wan dɛn a saw bak.
  Til, fainali, a brok di links... Bɔt, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Di gad dɛn rayz di alam.
  Dɛn bin kech di kwin ɛn bit am wit wip we dɛn nɔ gɛt sɔri-at. Dɔn dɛn bin de bɔn di il dɛn wit ɔt ayɛn. Neks, dɛn bɔn di mak fɔ wan slev we dɔn rɔnawe. Ɛn dɛn sɛn dɛn bak na di mayn dɛn.
  Slev dɛn kin day bɔku tɛm, bɔt i dɔn de wok tranga wan fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm naw. So lɛ dɛn wok wit shakul.
  Ɛn ɛvri nɛt dɛn bin de chɛk in chen.
  Di kwin bin de slip insay fet, ɛn dɛn bin de bit am wit wip ɔltɛm.
  Dɛn put ebi ebi chen pan am ɛn bit am wit wip jɔs afta i wok sloslo.
  Di Kwin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi snɛf di swɛt ɛn i nɔ bin sik. Di infekshɔn nɔ bin tek am, ɛn di smɔl ɛn wanwɔd it nɔ bin mek in bɛlɛ pen. Di titi we de sote go sɔfa, bɔt i nɔ day. Ɛn di ia dɛn bin de go bifo ɛn go bifo. Dɛn bin de wok na di mayn dɛn smɔl smɔl ɛn dɛn bin dɔnawe wit dɛn.
  Naw dɛn de transfa am to ɔda wok bak. Dɛn klin am wit dɔti ɛn put am fɔ sɛl.
  Na ya di kwin bin dɔn gɛt laki. Di pɔsin we bay di tin bin tɔn to wan pan di wan dɛn we bin de gi gladiat dɛn to di arena.
  Di kwin bin rili dray ɛn waya, bikɔs i bin dɔn spɛn pas wan ɔndrɛd ia fɔ wok tranga wan na di mayn dɛn. I rili strɔng ɛn i kin ebul fɔ bia, i ol wan ebi ston oba in ed.
  Na tru se di trɛnk we i bin gɛt bin mek di pɔsin we bin de gi am tin fɔ it, lɛk am. I luk in tit: nɔto wan ol ɛn so big ɛn strɔng. A fil di stɛl, kɔst mɔsul dɛn - lɛk ston!
  Ɛn fɔ tru, a bay am, na so wan spɛshal spɛshal wan we ebul fɔ du sɔntin!
  Afta dat, difrɛn layf bigin fɔ di kwin. Dɔn bak, i harsh wit trenin, fɛt, buli, spank, bɔt bɔku mɔ ɛnjɔymɛnt.
  Di Kwin bin dɔn de insay yɔŋ bɔdi fɔ pas tu ɔndrɛd ia, ɛn i bin difrɛn bikɔs i bin gɛt bɔku trɛnk ɛn i bin de bia, bikɔs dɛn bin de fos am fɔ tren fɔ wok tranga wan ɔltɛm.
  Dis bin gi am wan patikyula ed stat pas ɔda gyal pikin dɛn. Pantap dat, ɔl di skata ɛn kɔt dɛn we bin de na in mɔsul bɔdi bin wɛl kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni tray.
  Di kwin bin de du tin kwik kwik wan bak, i bin de du gud tin dɛn we nɔ de day, ɛn i bin de stɔdi gud gud wan. Nɔto ɔltin bin wok fɔ am wantɛm wantɛm, bɔt i gɛt bɔdi we rili ebul fɔ bia.
  So fɔs, i bin win bikɔs i bin gɛt trɛnk, i bin ebul fɔ bia, ɛn i bin gɛt trɛnk. Ɛn afta dat, in skil bigin fɔ gro.
  Fɔs, i nɔ bin gɛt di strɔng rival dɛn, bɔt smɔl smɔl wit ɛkspiriɛns in lɛvɛl bin de go ɔp.
  Ɛn na so di kwin bigin fɔ win uman dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi. Ɛn ivin fɛt wit mɔtalman ɛn animal dɛn!
  Frɔm di kɔstɔm we di ɛmpaya bin gɛt, afta we pɔsin dɔn win wan ɔndrɛd pan di fɛt-fɛt we di gladiator dɛn bin de fɛt, i kin gɛt fridɔm.
  Di kwin we bin de wok tranga wan, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt wund ɛn skrach frɔm in fang, leta i bin ebul fɔ win di ɔndrɛd fɛt.
  Afta dat, i bin gɛt fridɔm frɔm Siza in an. Ɛn i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ gɛt mɔni na fɛt-fɛt insɛf, ɔ tich gyal pikin dɛn fɔ fɛns.
  Ɛn i nɔ tu te, di kwin, we bin fayn ɛn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi jɛntri ɛn we stil yɔŋ pan bɔdi, mared wan bigman we de kia fɔ di papa.
  Ɛn ol ɛn ɔg. Bɔt i nɔto pɔsin we nɔ de day ɛn i nɔ tu te, i day.
  Di Kwin, we naw na uman we in man dɔn day ɛn we dɔn yɔŋ sote go, bin gɛt duzin fayn fayn yɔŋ man dɛn as pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛnsɛf.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku jɛntri.
  So i tan lɛk se i dɔn fɛn gladi at... Ɛkspɛkt se di frut dɛn we prɔgrɛs bin gɛt nɔ bin inof - wɛl, sɔm kayn we sayɛns nɔ de divɛlɔp na dis ɛmpaya. Ɛn na di planɛt in jɔnal. Ɛn di kanɔn ɛn maskɛt dɛn na di wan dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn yuz trade trade. Ɔltin bin rili frɔz.
  Ɛn naw di ɛmpaya bin fɔdɔm insay rɔtin, wan nyu reyd fɔ barbarian dɛn... Di Kwin bin de bak na kapchɔ ɛn slev. Bɔt bikɔs i bin yɔŋ, i bin bi kɔnkubin to di lokal khan.
  Ɛn te i day ɛn gi am to in ɛri. Ɛn i bin day bak sɔm tɛm afta dat.
  Ɛn dɛn put di kwin fɔ ɔkshɔn. Dɛn pul am nekɛd ɛn sɛl am to wan nobul sheikh. Ɛn i bin de wit am te di shek day. Ɛn bak dɛn put di titi fɔ ɔkshɔn. Ɛn dis tɛm, i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di Sultan in pales. Bikɔs i nɔ bin de day, i bin ebul fɔ ful di kiŋ ɛn bi di fɔs wɛf.
  Bɔt bad lɔk, di titi we nɔ de day nɔ bin ebul fɔ bɔn pikin. Ɛn we di Sultan day, in ɛri bin tɛl dɛn fɔ chen di kwin bak ɛn sɛn am na di mayn dɛn.
  Ɛn bak di kwin de na ɛlfaya. Insay shakul, we i de wok tranga wan, i bin de kɛr ston dɛn insay baskɛt, kɔt kɔt ston wit krawd. Dɔn bak, smɔl, wanwɔd it, wip, swɛt, chen. Ɛn di gad dɛn kin rep am ɛvri nɛt. Pan ɔl we di kwin bin ivin lɛk am, i bin izi fɔ mek in yɔŋ bɔdi rich ɔrgasm.
  Ɛn na so di gyal we de sote go spɛn ia afta ia, tɛn ia afta tɛn ia.
  Te, las las, dis mayn dɔn dɔn, ɛn tu ɔndrɛd ia pas. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin mɛmba udat na dis kwin. Ɛn dɛn bin put am fɔ ɔkshɔn bak. As yu kin du, nekɛd ɛn mɔsul. Na tru se afta yu dɔn was am fɔs.
  Ɛn bak dɛn bay am fɔ di ami, bikɔs i bin rili strɔng na in bɔdi. I bin sabi fɔ fɛt bak wit sɔd.
  Ɛn di kwin in soja wok bigin. I bin de tek pat pan bɔku fɛt dɛn, i bin de tranga, i bin strɔng, i bin ebul fɔ bia, ɛn i bin de rɔn wit in fut ɔltɛm. Ɛn smɔl smɔl in wok bin de go ɔp.
  Naw, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi di kɔmanda fɔ wan uman rejimɛnt ɛn i gɛt bɔku mɔni. Ɛn bak i de si insɛf as pɔsin we go mek i gɛt prɔfit, ɛn i gɛt big big prɔpati we i gɛt.
  Na so di zigzag fɔ layf we nɔ de day de: naw ɔp, naw dɔŋ!
  Na tru se di kwin bin bi uman we in man dɔn day ɛn afta dat i mared di yɔŋ prins. Di bɔbɔ lɔs in ed pan wan uman we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns, bɔt we i bin de na do. Ɛn na so dɛn mared. Ɛn afta dat, di yɔŋ man kam bi kiŋ. Ɛn in wɛf bin gɛt bɔku pawa.
  Di kiŋdɔm bin fɛt wɔ ɛn i bin de bɔku. I bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Ɛn yestede yɔŋ pipul dɛn fɔs machɔ ɛn afta dat dɛn ol. We i bin de na do, di yɔŋ kwin bin pul wan wil frɔm di kiŋ we bin de day se i go bi ɛmprɛs. Ɛn i bin sayn am.
  Afta i day, di fɔma kwin bin bi ɛmprɛs. Ɛn i bin de fɛt wɔ. Bikɔs i bin yɔŋ sote go, leta i bin win di wan ol wɔl!
  Ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i dɔn fɛn absoliut gladi at... Bɔt afta dat, tri ɔndrɛd ia pas, ɛn alien dɛn land. Ɛn dɛn tek di planɛt.
  Ɛn di emprɛs bin si insɛf bak na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kɔt ston. Ɛn ɔlrɛdi wit kɔla, nekɛd, barefut, bɔt nɔ gɛt chen. A bin de wok fɔ sɔm tɛm, dɔn a bin de wach TV bifo a go slip.
  Dis na layf bak... I bin wok fɔ pas wan ɔndrɛd ia na prizin, afta dat dɛn fri am pan parol, ɛn i bin de na wan planɛt we dɛn dɔn ɔkup na wan spɛs ɛmpaya.
  I bin ɛnjɔy ɔl di bɛnifit dɛn we wan sivilizayshɔn we dɔn divɛlɔp bad bad wan gɛt ɛn... Dis tɛm i jɔyn di spɛs ami.
  Start fɔ mek in wok na Star Wars. I nɔ de day! Nɔ fred ɛnitin!
  Dis na aw i bin go bifo pan in wok te i bi mashɛl. Dɔn i tek di wan ol planɛt.
  Sɔm pan dɛn na bin gɔvnɔ. Afta dat, i bin go bak na di ami bak. I bin fɛt ɛn kɔmand. I bin bi wan Haypa-Supamashal.
  Ɛn afta dat dɛn du wan soja kɔp ɛn tek di tron fɔ di empara fɔ di spɛs ɛmpaya - we de lid di galɛksi.
  Afta dat, i bigin fɔ win ɔda wɔl dɛn. I bin de kɔmand, atak, win, sɔntɛnde i bin de lɔs, bɔt i bin de revaŋg...
  Ɔltin bin fayn te i mit wan ɛmpaya we gɛt mɔskito-klɔ haybrid.
  Dɛn bin bɔku tumɔs kwik ɛn dɛn bin ɔvawe di sivilizayshɔn we tan lɛk mɔtalman pan bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn.
  So di fɛt dɛn bin de go bifo, fɛt afta fɛt... Te dɛn dɔn, di pipul dɛn lɔs. Ɛn di fɔs kwin nɔ bin bi slev igen, na di mayn dɛn.
  Agen yu de wok wit chen ɛn slip chen pan big big ston dɛn. Ɛn ɔnda di kɔmplit kɔntrol fɔ rɔbɔt dɛn.
  Na drim nɔmɔ di titi we go de sote go si insɛf fri ɛn big. Ɛn di ɔda tɛm we i bin de wok tranga wan, wok, ɛn nɔ wɛr klos, i bin de mek in fut rɔf pan shap ston dɛn.
  Bɔt di kwin nɔ bin lɔs op. I nɔ de day ɛn i shɔ se i go chenj sɔntin fɔ lɔng tɛm! Slev wok nɔ go las sote go!
  Di fɔma kwin bin ivin siŋ, pan ɔl we wan bad bad sik bin fɔdɔm pan in bak we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt mɔsul dɛn:
  Di gyal pikin fɔ di Wɔl go ansa, nɔ, .
  A nɔ go ɛva kɔntinyu fɔ bi slev...
  A biliv se fridɔm go de - .
  Di briz go mek yu wund fresh, .
  Oli wɔ fɔ di Fatherland, .
  Bikɔs di Gret Gɔd de kɔl...
  Rise ali, valiant nayt, .
  Di daknɛs go go ɛn di ros dɛn we de insay Me go blo!
  
  
  
  
  Nכ PUT UP WIT DI ONISH
  Insay Novɛmba 1941, Hitlɛr bin tɛl Stalin fɔ mek pis. Sɔlv we i tan lɛk se i nɔ go izi fɔ ɛnibɔdi we sabi di rial tin we de apin.
  I tan lɛk se di Jamani pipul dɛn de kam tek Mɔsko. Ɛn wetin mek fɔ gi pis we dis sityueshɔn de?
  Bɔt Hitler, as yu no, bin gɛt wan rili divɛlɔp intuition. Ɛn i bin fil se dɛn nɔ go tek Mɔsko. Ɛn if na so, den na tɛm, we Stalin de fred, fɔ gi pis. Na tru se nɔto ɔl sojaman dɛn bin gri wit dis, bɔt Hitlɛr bin gɛt pawa ɛn pawa.
  Pantap dat, di pis we bin de bin prɔmis se i go bɛnifit di Jamani dɛn. Infakt, Yukren pas ova to Jamani ɛn wit am blak grɔn ɛn agrikalchɔral biznɛs, ɛn Belarus, di Baltik stet dɛn, ɛn di Smɔlensk rijɔn.
  Stalin, in jɔnal, bin gri fɔ giv ɔp ɔl wetin di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi kech.
  Sevastopol bin fɔdɔm pan di Jamani dɛn. Fɔ ansa dis, di Kraut famili bin kɔmɔt na di Mɔsko rijɔn. Leningrad bin stil de biɛn di USSR ɛn dɛn bin drɔ wan kɔridɔ fɔ am. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gri fɔ kɔmɔt na di Leningrad rijɔn fɔ chenj di Voroshilovograd rijɔn ɛn di Donetsk rijɔn, we di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin dɔn tek ɔltin yet.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt di Donbass wit in kol, mɛtal ɛn faktri dɛn, bɔksayt dipɔsit dɛn, ɛn agrikalchɔral land, di wan ol Kraym, ɛn ivin wan pat pan di sawt pat na Dɔn. Di Jamani dɛn bin kɔmɔt na di Leningrad rijɔn, Mɔsko, Tula, we na pat pan Rzhev, Kalinin rijɔn dɛn. In exchenj fɔ pat pan di Donbass, pat pan di Don wit in rich blak grɔn ɛn Sevastopol. Di Fins bin gɛt Petrozavodsk ɛn wetin dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech. Wi bin pat wit pis.
  Apat frɔm dat, di USSR bin gri fɔ gi ɔyl di prayz we smɔl pas di prayz we dɛn bin de sɛl na di makit, ɛn fɔ pe bɔku mɔni fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɛr go na jel.
  Stalin, bikɔs i bin de fred se i go lɔs di wɔ ɛn Mɔsko, i bin gri fɔ mek dɛn du dɛn kayn tin dɛn de. Na di tɛm we di Wehrmacht bin gɛt sakrifays dɛn.
  Wɛl, Hitlɛr we bin gɛt sɔntin we pas mɔtalman, bin kam fɔ no se dis na di bɛst tin fɔ du.
  Di wɔ wit di USSR dɔn dɔn. Fɔs, di Nazi dɛn bigin fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn na Afrika. Pantap dat, di British dɛn bigin fɔ atak Romɛl. Wɛl, wetin so? Ɛn di Fritz dɛn tek ɛn land sojaman dɛn na Mɔlta. Na tru se, fɔs fɔ bɔm di British dɛn de.
  Na tru se di nɛks tin na di atak we dɛn atak Jibraltar. Hitler insɛf bin mit wit Franco.
  Laik, yu si aw Jamani strɔng. I bin win di USSR. I bin kech 4 milyɔn Rɔshian dɛn ɛn bɔku bɔku tank dɛn. Fɔ wi, Spen tan lɛk we pɔsin strok na map. Wi go occupy if yu no let di troops tru. Ɛn if yu mis am, yu kin gɛt sɔntin na Afrika. Pantap dat, Briten dɔn day ɛn i nɔ go go ɛnisay!
  Franco, we bin no se dɛn kin tek Spain ɛn chans nɔ de, i bin gri.
  Di atak we dɛn bin atak Jibraltar bin kɔmɔt fayn, ɛn i bin apin kwik kwik wan. Di citadel dɔn fɔdɔm. Ɛn afta dat, di Jamani dɛn bin go insay Ikwetorial Afrika.
  Di British dɛn bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn. Dɛn bin kech dɛn lɛk pipul dɛn we de sok.
  Rommel bin win Briten na Libya ɛn i bin bigin fɔ fɛt Ijipt. Dɛn bin kech am na Alɛgzandria.
  Dɔn i go na do ɛn krɔs di Suez Kanal. Fɔ bil pan di sakrifays we dɛn bin gɛt, di Jamani dɛn bin tek Irak, Kuwait, ɛn di wan ol Midul Is.
  Di Wehrmacht nɔ bin lɔs bɔku sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn na di ist. Ɛn in sojaman dɛn bin bɔku ɛn dɛn bin gɛt mɔ sizin ɛn dɛn bin tren dɛn pas di British ɛn mɔ di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Di British dɛn bin ebul fɔ kɔntrol dis ɛn wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se dɛn bin lɔs. If di USSR nɔ bin de, di Fritz dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt Briten fayn fayn wan.
  Jɛnɛral wan, Briten bin dɔn lɔs di kɔntri dɛn we i bin de rul. In grɔn ami bin tu wik ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ ol di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul agens di sojaman dɛn we bin bɔku ɛn we bin gɛt disiplin na di Wehrmacht.
  Bɔt di we aw dɛn bin de pe atɛnshɔn pan di bot dɛn nɔ bin wok. Afta we Jibraltar ɛn Mɔlta bin fɔdɔm, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ ol Afrika. So Rommel bin blok di Suez Kanal. Ɛn ivin bay land, di Jamani dɛn bin win di British wit wan gol. Afta di wɔ wit di USSR, di Wehrmacht bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn gɛt kɔnfidɛns pan di tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du, ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt.
  Dis na aw dɛn bin de win Afrika smɔl smɔl. Ɛn tru Iran di Jamani dɛn bin go insay India. Na de bak, di lokal sipa dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ day fɔ Briten. Jɛnɛral wan, di Jamani dɛn bin de ambɔg mɔ bikɔs dɛn bin de fa, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt rod, dɛn bin de strɛch kɔmyunikeshɔn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm wit di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de gi dɛn pas di British sojaman dɛn.
  US de gɛda dɔst fɔ avɔyd wɔ. Dɛn bin ivin pul ɔl di sankshɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn put agens Jepan.
  Bɔt stil di samurai dɛn bin atak Pɛru Aba. I bin nid fɔ protɛkt wisɛf ɛn tek di British prɔpati dɛn na Eshia. Ɛn di pipul dɛn na Jepan bin du am.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, insay di fɔti sɛkɔn ia ɛn di fɔs pat pan di fɔti-tri ia, di Jamani ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn bin tek Afrika, Ɔstrelia, ɛn ɔl di Eshia. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 1943, di land na Briten bin kam afta dat. Afta, fɔ tru, bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn. Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz Yu-288, ɛn Yu-188, ɛn ɔda mashin dɛn.
  Bikɔs Briten bin lɔs di say dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɛn dɛn bin taya bikɔs ɔf di sabmarin wɔ, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gɛt bɔku tin dɛn fɔ du, ɛn mɔ di wokman dɛn. Dɛn bin rili bɔm ɔl di siti ɛn faktri dɛn na Ingland. Ɛn afta dat, fɔ tru, di land we di sojaman dɛn de land ɛn di yus fɔ Panta, Tayga, Layɔn ɛn ivin Maus. Wɛl, fɔ tru, bak tank dɛn we de mek wata ɛn wata ɛn motoka dɛn we de ɔnda wata.
  Dɛn bin dɔn fɔ "Maus" bifo dɛn bigin di opareshɔn, ɛn i bin ivin fɛt. Bɔt "Maus" dɛn tu ebi.
  Di wan dɛn we Gɛda bin de wok na di Panta bin difrɛns pan fɛt. Afta dɛn dɔn tek Briten, di Jamani dɛn bin stil fɛt wit Amɛrika fɔ sɔm tɛm. Knock di Amɛrikin dɛn kɔmɔt na Ayland. Bɔt bikɔs ɔf di kɔmyunikeshɔn we dɛn bin dɔn ɛkstɛnd, fɔ kech Amɛrika bin tɔn to wan tranga wok. Bɔt stil, di Atlantik Oshɔn nɔto jok. Apat frɔm we dɛn bɔm dɛn padi ɛn fɛt na si.
  Jamani sabmarin dɛn bin kam, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz haydrojɛn pɔroksayd, ɛn dɛn bin sink lɛk ɔl di Amɛrikan bot dɛn.
  Bɔt, i stil rili at fɔ kech Amɛrika. Di wɔ bin drɛg, ɛn leta di Jamani dɛn bin tek di wɔ ɛn mek pis.
  Afta dat, di Jamani pipul dɛn tɔn to di USSR.
  Insay 1945, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di E-50 ɛn E-75. Hitler bin ban fɔ mek tank dɛn we layt pas fifti tan, pas fɔ wan smɔl siriɔs motoka dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛn pipul dɛn.
  Di Panta bin we fɔti-fo ɛn af tan. "Panther" 2 don olredi fifti tu tan. Di E-50 dɔn ɔlrɛdi pul ɔlmost siksti fayv tan. Di las tank bin gɛt rili fayn frɔntal armɔ we gɛt 150 milimita na di hul pan angle we na 45 digri, ɛn 185 milimita na di frɔnt pat pan di tɔrɛt, we na angul bak. Wan 88 mm gɔn wit wan barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL. Ɛn 82 mm armor na di sayd dɛn, bak na slopes. We dɛn jɔyn am wit di injin, we bin aksɛleret to 1200 ɔspawɛl we dɛn bɔst am, na wan rili pawaful midul tank.
  Plɛs twɛlv rawnd fɔ wan minit.
  Wan E-75 we ivin ebi pas am we we pas naynti tan. Dis tank bin tɔn aut fɔ bi se i nɔ bin rili wok fayn. Di 128mm gɔn bin gɛt slo rit fɔ faya, i bin gɛt smɔl mɔzl velositi, ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt ɛni bɛnifit we i de nia we yu kɔmpia am wit di 88mm E-50.
  Di frɔntal klos fɔ di hul bɛtɛ smɔl pas 160 milimita we i angle 45 digri. Bɔt, dɛn nɔ nid ɛni ɔda tin. Hol ɔl di Amɛrikan gɔn dɛn, ɛn di Soviet wan dɛn bak. Di protɛkshɔn we di tɔrɛt gɛt fayn fayn wan: 252 milimita na di fɔs pat, 160 milimita na di sayd dɛn ɛn biɛn. Yu kin si se at ɔl, mɔ ɔ smɔl prɔtɛkshɔn de we pɔsin kin abop pan fɔ di tawa, mɔ di sayd.
  Di sayd fɔ di kes na 120 mm, we na akseptabl, plus yu kin hang skrin dɛn bak. Bɔt di injin wik smɔl bikɔs i gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl. Na tru se ɔl togɛda, di tank nɔ dɔn ɛn i rili lɔng. I mek a mɛmba wan Tayga-2 we dɔn gro fayn fayn wan wit di sem prɔblɛm dɛn.
  Dɛn tu Jaman motoka dɛn ya nɔ pafɛkt, bɔt di E-50, fɔ tru, i wok mɔ.
  Wel, ɛn bak E-100. Bɔt dis motoka ivin ebi ɛn i gɛt bad bad we fɔ drayv pas di E-75.
  E-100, bikɔs ɔf in big mas, dɛn bin de mek am smɔl smɔl.
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛnsɛf bin jɔs gri fɔ mek dɛn yuz di E-50.
  Insay di spring insay 1946, jɔs Epril 20, we na di Fuhrer in batde, di Jamani dɛn bin muf go na di USSR.
  Dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku motoka dɛn ɛn tin dɛn fɔ yuz. Tɛn tawzin tank dɛn we gɛt difrɛn vɛshɔn dɛn. Di USSR bin gɛt di siriɔs T-34-85 ɛn IS-2 ɛn IS-3 bak we bin de wok. Di T-44 nɔ bin rili wok fayn. Bɔt di T-54 nɔ bin rɛdi yet.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin mek di E-50 ɛn E-75 bɔku bɔku wan.
  Afta we dɛn lɔs wan impɔtant pat na di kɔntri, Stalin bin ban fɔ mek motoka dɛn we ebi pas fɔti sɛvin tan.
  Apat frɔm bɔku bɔku T-34-85, ɛn sɔm smɔl smɔl IS-2 ɛn IS-3, dɛn bin mek di SU-100, we na bin rili simpul ɛn ifektiv sɛlf-propɛl gɔn, bɔku bɔku wan.
  Wi fɔ no se di tank we bin big pas ɔl, we na di T-34-85, bin jɔs ebul fɔ go insay di Jaman E-50 siriɔs na di sayd, ɛn di E-75, ivin frɔm di sayd, bin tu tranga, ɛn na di SU- 100 bin ebul fɔ du am, ɛn ivin da tɛm de klos.
  So i klia se di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Di Jaman tank dɛnsɛf bin de go insay di Soviet tank dɛn frɔm fa fa say. Ɛn na di IS-3 nɔmɔ bin gɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl satisfay protɛkshɔn fɔ di fɔɛd, ɛn afta dat di ɔpa pat.
  Na di Jamani pipul dɛn de push tru di teritɔri na di USSR.
  Gerda, Charlotte, Kristina ɛn Magda na E-50. Dɛn kin wispa siŋ to dɛnsɛf ɛn ala.
  Wi go krɔs ɔlman in ship in ɔn,
  Gɔd we na di Ɔlmayti go de fɔ wi!
  Ɛn aw dɛn go tek am ɛn faya di ɛnimi.
  Di tati-fo bin gɛt in tɔrɛt we dɛn bin blo. Yes, di kombat kru, yu no fit tok enitin.
  Charlotte nɔ bin gladi fɔ tɔk se:
  - Stil, wi armor no tu gud. Di ɛnimi kin ivin huk di bod!
  Kristina bin notis se:
  - Bɔt di gɔn kɔrɛkt ɛn i de kil! So wan de kɔmpɛns di ɔda wan!
  Gɛda bin hiss se:
  - Wi go tear evribodi apart!
  Meanwhile, Natasha na di SU-100 wit in kru de fait wit di Fritz.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔn aut fɔ bi di nɔmba fayv mɛmba fɔ di SU-100 kru, wit Natasha, Zoya, Ɔgɔstin ɛn Svetlana.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔd fɔ gri se:
  - Yu na fɛtman, we na big tin!
  Natasha bin faya pan di ɛnimi dɛn. Di shel bin bang wan Jaman motoka na in fɔɛd ɛn rikochɛt. Di titi stamp in fut we nɔ gɛt natin wit wamat. Ɛn i bin chɛk se:
  - Ɛn naw yu na bɔbɔ! I tan lɛk se yu shap, nɔto so?
  Oleg bin nɔd in ed. In na bɔbɔ we nɔ de day, we min se i ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Na dis na wan Jaman E-75 we de muv bifo. Aw fɔ brok tru am?
  Di bɔbɔ genius figure am out ɛn wispa to di projectile:
  - Wi na mɛtal, na di sem blɔd - yu ɛn mi!
  Ɛn wit di ɛp we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk pikin, i tɔn di say we i de si ɛn faya.
  Jɔs lɛk aw Jamani tank nɔ strɔng wit frɔntal klos, bɔt if yu hit am ɛksaktɔli ɛnd to ɛnd ɔ kɔmbayn fɔs layn, di tank de giv in. Ɛn afta dat, di mɛtal bɔs ɛn di kɔmbat kit bigin fɔ bɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin swɛt se:
  - Dis na di klas we ay pas ɔl!
  Natasha tikl di bɔbɔ in bare il ɛn nɔd:
  - Shut!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin faya bak frɔm di SU-100. Dɛn bin de faya frɔm fa, ɛn afta dat di 100 mm Sɔviɛt kanɔn nɔ bin tek di laytst Jamani tank dɛn: E-50 ɛn E-75. Bɔt di bɔbɔ na fenomenal. Ɛn i ebul fɔ bit di ɛnimi.
  Terminator bɔy de shot bak. Ɛn i de brok tru E-50. Dis tank de fast ɛn dɛn fɔ hit am. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn de push mɔ ɛn mɔ ɔltɛm.
  Zoya de shot. Ɛn i bin rili kɔrɛkt.
  Nak di ɛnimi we de na di tawa. Dɔn Oleg Rybachenko faya bak. Wan ɔndrɛd milimita gɔn de wok wɔndaful tin dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ genius de ala:
  - A go tear yu apart! A go tear yu apat! I nɔ go bi wetin yu lɛk!
  Ɛn bak, lɛk bɔbɔ, i go tek am ɛn hit am rili kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn i go rili skata di ɛnimi.
  Dɔn i go sho se:
  - Mi na supasonik fɛtman!
  Ɛn bak i go shot wit di ɛp we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de ɛp am.
  Di bɔbɔ luk twɛlv ia nɔmɔ, bɔt i rili fast ɛn i rili wɔndaful.
  Na ya i shot wit di ɛp we in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn Ɔgɔstin bin ɛp am.
  Ɛn di titi bin krash di E-50.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn de sɔfa bɔku bɔku damej. Bɔt dɛn avalanch tank dɛn de kam nia mɔ ɛn mɔ. Na dis na di E-100 we de muv. Dɔn bak, pawaful klos dɛn, wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn shild dɛn.
  Bɔt in gyal pikin dɛn ɛn in bɔy pikin dɛnsɛf kin ebul fɔ pas.
  Wan Jaman motoka de bɔn ɛn i dɔn brok brok.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Glori to di Oli Papa Land,
  Wit wamat we nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Agen di bɔbɔ faya, smash di fasist ɛn wink pan di gyal pikin dɛn. Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ shot ɛn pwɛl di ɛnimi.
  Lɛ wi tɔk tru, na bɔbɔ we de fɛt. Ɛn i go bit yu wit shel. Ɛn di "Tiger"-2 tank, we bin dɔn ol bɔt we gɛt pawa, bin kam fɔ bi pɔsin we dɛn kin kil. Di German Panther 2 tu de sofa wit defet. Bɔt i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i win Amɛrika insɛf.
  Ɛn naw di USSR de prɛs.
  Oleg Rybachenko de shot ɛn hit kɔrɛkt wan.
  Ɛn so dɛn bigin fɔ shot in turn ɛn siŋ...
  Natasha kik in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Dis na frɔm di taiga...
  Zoya bin tap in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bak ɛn swɛt:
  - To di British si dɛm...
  Ɔgɔstin insɛf bin nak di shɔɛl ɛn se:
  - Rɛd Ami!
  Svetlana bin de faya mishɔl wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin se:
  - Strɔng pas ɔl!
  Oleg Rybachenko fuk op ɛn se:
  - Ɛn lɛ Rɛd...
  Natasha bin faya ɛn swɛt:
  - Skwɛt pawaful wan!
  Zoya bin slap ɛn bark bak:
  - Yu bayonet wit wan an we gɛt kɔl!
  Ɔgɔstin bin kik ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn wi fɔ...
  Svetlana bin faya wan letal chaj ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp!
  Oleg Rybachenko faya bak, i bin de laf:
  - Go to di las wan...
  Natasha sɛn wan shel ɛn ala se:
  - Mɔtal fɛt!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn skata, di kanɔn faya te di shel dɛn dɔn.
  Yɛs, Oleg Rybachenko de fɛt wɔ bak.
  Bɔt di Rɛd Ami de gɛt prɔblɛm. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de go bifo. Dɛn gɛt mɔ ikwipmɛnt ɛn mɔ sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut. Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛnsɛf de kɔmɔt na di ist.
  Nɔ ebul fɔ tinap agens da kayn pawa de.
  Gerda ɛn in kru de fɛt na di E-50. Di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de storm Voronezh. Di fɛt-fɛt rili bad.
  Na wan say, di Jaman tank rili gud as fɛt-fɛt fɔ in yon kayn. Bɔt di protɛkshɔn we de na di bot wik. Ɛn dis na in bad tin, so gyal pikin dɛn fɔ de wach.
  Bɔku T-34-85 dɛn stil de we dɛn de mek. Dis motoka stil de na mas prodakshɔn, ɛn di Jaman 88-mm kanɔn we de na di 100EL de ripɛnt bɔku bɔku avɛst frɔm fa.
  Dɛn de mek di SU-100 bak mɔ ɛn mɔ, we, bikɔs na gɔn we de yuz insɛf, i izi fɔ mek pas tank, bɔt na wɛpɔn we strɔng pas am.
  Naw, we Gɛda bin de pres di joystik bɔtin wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i brok di Soviet drɛy. We yu de nia am, dis kayn motoka kin rili denja.
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi nerves nɔ mek wit stɛl, .
  Yu rili gɛt mi!
  Ɛn afta dat, Charlotte faya wan kanɔn ɛn krɔs di tati-fo.
  Ɛn gɔn we de faya twɛlv shot dɛn insay wan minit kin rich fa.
  Neks, Kristina faya. Ɛn i go du dis bak rili kɔrɛkt ɛn kɔrɛkt wan. I brok wan Rɛd Ami tank ɛn swɛt:
  - Faya we de blo! Hooray fɔ Stalin!
  Den Magda bin hit tu. I bin du dis rili kɔrɛkt wan bay we i yuz in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i bin de siŋ se:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Fadaland we go de sote go!
  Afta dat di gyal burst out de laf...
  Di Jaman mashin de wok we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt.
  Di pɔsin we i bin kil na di IS-2, we na bin tank we bin rili pawaful ɛn we bin denja, bɔt di fɔs pat pan di tɔrɛt nɔ bin de protɛkt am fayn.
  Na di IS-3 nɔmɔ gɛt rili gud frɔntal protɛkshɔn, bɔt dɛn stil de mek dis tank insay smɔl smɔl siriɔs wan dɛn. Di shep we i gɛt fɔ di tawa tu kɔmpleks. Pan ɔl we di IS-3, as kɔmbat prɔsis dɔn sho, at ɔl gɛt chans fɔ kam nia E-siris motoka dɛn nia nia.
  Dɛn nɔ de mek tank dɛn we ebi pas am yet na di USSR, ɛn ivin dɛn dɔn stɔp fɔ mek dɛn. Na tru se dis kin mek prɔblɛm de. Di Jamani pipul dɛn jɔs gɛt di E-25 layt sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn na dɛn siriɔs, bɔt i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn dɔn frɔz in prodakshɔn. Pan ɔl we di mashin nɔ bad.
  Na tu kru mɛmba dɛn nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn ayt wan ɛn af mita. Smɔl wit 75mm kanɔn frɔm di Panther. Hunter fɔ Soviet motoka dɛn.
  Bɔt di Fuhrer lɛk pawa. Ivin di E-50 kin smɔl smɔl smɔl pas di E-75, we dɛn kin kɔba bak wit shild na di sayd dɛn.
  E-75 at fɔ go insay ivin insay di sayd. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn kin tek advantej pan dis insay brek-bruk...
  Tu Jaman payɔt dɛn we nem Alvina ɛn Albina dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ pas di nɔmba fɔ di plen dɛn we dɛn dɔn fɔdɔm bay tri ɔndrɛd ɛn dɛn dɔn gɛt: di Nayt Kros fɔ di Ayɔn Kros wit silva ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn na so kul wɔriɔ ɛn dɛn kul pas ɔlman na di wɔl. Yɛs, ivin if Huffman gɛt mɔ plen dɛn we dɛn dɔn shot dɔŋ te naw, dɛn fayn pasmak.
  Ɛn, as lɔ, dɛn kin fɛt wit bikini ɛn barefut nɔmɔ.
  Alvina bin shot tri Soviet plen dɛn frɔm in ME-262 X wit 30-mm ayrakt kanɔn dɛn ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - Mi na di tɔch fɔ annihilation!
  Albina, we bin de faya di sem kayn faya, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Ɛn wi na kɔmplit pwɛl pwɛl:
  Ɛn i kɔt 4 ɔda Soviet plen dɛn...
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin rili fɛt, bɔt dɛn kin smayl ɔltɛm.
  Dɛn lɛk man dɛn ɛn dɛn de wok wit dɛn langwej. Ɛn dɛn lɛk am. Dɛn kayn fayn fayn tin dɛn de we de fɛt.
  Dɛn shot wan Soviet TU-3 dɔŋ ɛn brok am to pis... Dis na dɛn faya gritin.
  Di gyal pikin dem, in shot, no let yu down. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami kin gɛt frɔm dɛn.
  Bɔt na di ɔda say, Anastasia ɛn Mirabela sɛf de fɛt wit jɔs bikini ɛn barefut - de rak dɛn skɔ! Dɛn na gyal pikin dɛn we rili agresiv.
  Ɛn Anastasia bin shot wan Jamani plen ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mi na big big payɔt!
  Mirabela shot wan Jaman motoka wit kanɔn ɛn swɛt:
  - Mi na wan supa wɔriɔ!
  Girls na rili wetin wi nid...
  Bɔt dɛn de fɛt pan Yak-9 T dɛn we dɔn ol, we natin nɔ de fɔ kɔmpia wit Jamani jet ayrakt dɛn. Bɔt di fayn fayn wan dɛn kin ebul fɔ fɛt. Ɛn dɛn kin avɔyd fɔ mek dɛn shot dɛn.
  Ɛn wetin mek? Na bikɔs dɛn nɔ gɛt fut ɛn dɛn wɛr bikini. So no we nɔ de fɔ kɔt dɛn.
  Warriors, as wi de si, ɔndastand wetin na bare skin.
  Anastasia shot wan ɔda Jaman fɛtman ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land!
  Mirabela bin kɔt HE-162 ɛn ala se:
  - Fɔ Stalin!
  Di Jaman fɛt plen we denja pas ɔl na di ME-262 X, i gɛt fayv ay kanɔn dɛn, i gɛt bɔku bɔku spid, i gɛt wing dɛn we dɛn swip, ɛn i gɛt pawaful klos dɛn.
  I izi fɔ shot dɔŋ HE-162 motoka we layt, we nɔ dia, bɔt we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv bad bad wan.
  Di ME-1010 nɔ bin rili wok fayn fɔ di Jamani dɛn, wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt fɔ se na fayn fayn plen we i kam pan di we aw i de flay, bɔt in wing dɛn kin chenj swip ɛn i nid pipul dɛn we sabi fɔ flay. TA-183 tɔn aut fɔ bi mɔ prɛktikal, ɛn i de go bak na di frɔnt.
  Bɔt Hitlɛr lɛk di ME-262 X we dɛn dɔn protɛkt bad bad wan, we gɛt pawaful wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Di Luftwaffe in motoka dɛn we de drayv wit prɔpala nɔ dɔn kɔmɔt na di prodakshɔn yet. TA-152 na di mɔs saksesful mɔlti-pɔpɔz motoka, ɛn ME-309 stil de na fɛt. Dɛn bɛtɛ pas di Soviet fɛtman dɛn pan spid ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn pan ɔl we di Yu-488 na motoka we dɛn kin yuz prɔpala fɔ drayv, di Soviet Yaks dɛn nɔ kin ivin ebul fɔ kech am. Yes, ivin di LA-7 we advans pas dis motoka in spid.
  Ɛn wetin fɔ du agens jet bɔm dɛn: Arado, Yu-287 ɛn ɔda wan dɛn.
  Soviet avieshɔn, we nɔ gɛt jet plen, wik.
  Bɔt Anastasia ɛn Mirabela stil ebul fɔ skor gud skɔ ivin pan dɛn kayn kɔndishɔn ya.
  So dɛn go bak, put fyuɛl ɛn go fɛt bak. Dɛn de hit dɛn na Jamani motoka dɛn bak. Ɛn dɛn kin du am wit bɔku ɛfɛkt.
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ de na di Soviet avieshɔn we go ebul fɔ kɔmpia dɛn tu pipul dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, gyal pikin dɛn kin du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs fɔ mek dɛn strɔng. Ɛn bɔku tɛm, dɛn kin gɛt difrɛn man dɛn ɔltɛm. Ɛn dis kin mek gyal pikin dɛn gɛt da kayn trɛnk de!
  Dis na wan pan di sikrit dɛn we de mek dɛn gɛt wɔndaful sakrifays.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt di gold sta fɔ di Hiro na di USSR, ɛn dɛn kin wink pan dɛnsɛf.
  Dɛn flay rawnd bak ɛn shot sɔmbɔdi dɔŋ.
  Anastasia bin kɔt di Yu-288, we na bin wan bɔm we bin rili pawaful, wit in 37 mm ayrakt kanɔn.
  Ɛn Mirabela bin shot wan Yu-287 jet, ɛn i bin yuz di sem 37 milimita gɔn bak. Dɛn kayn gɔn dɛn ya bin mek am pɔsibul, wit di wɔndaful we aw di gyal pikin dɛn bin de du tin, fɔ bang ɛnimi dɛn motoka dɛn frɔm fa. Pan ɔl we di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt nɔ bin bɔku, yu bin de pan denja fɔ day.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kin spank dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Soar falcons lɛk igl, .
  Wi de go bifo fɔ Stalin!
  Wi sakses jɔs dɔn nia
  Opin yu akɔn we yu dɔn win!
  So di wɔriɔ dɛn, fɔ tru, nɔ go mek di fasist dɛn kɔmɔt na di huk. En dem go hit am so hard dat e go hurt di Fuhrer.
  Anastasia Vedmakova, na tru, i kin manej. Di Yak-9 pas siks handred kilomita, i nɔ go las, wit ebi gɔn i ivin shɔt, bɔt i de tos ɛn tɔn mɔ ɔ smɔl.
  Smɔl bɛtɛ pas di Yak-3, we, bɔt, kɔst mɔ ɛn nid ay kwaliti duralumin. Ɛn di USSR bin lɔs bɔku say dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin mek di Yak-9 bɔku bɔku wan.
  Bɔt no we nɔ de fɔ kip kɔmpin wit di Tɔd Rayk, togɛda wit Jepan.
  Mirabela shot daun ME-262 ɛn siŋ:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Mama Land fɔ Rɔshia,
  Wi go mek di wan ol wɔl gladi!
  Anastasia bin kɔt wan ɔda Jaman ɛn swɛt se:
  - Dis na di nem fɔ di lɔv we de shayn pas ɔl!
  Ɛn bak aw i go ala. Ɛn i hit di Fritz.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, fɔ tru, rili, rili kul.
  Dis tɛm ya, di Jamani pipul dɛn de go dip dip wan insay di say we di USSR de.
  Di Japan pipul dɛnsɛf de indulj dɛnsɛf. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn de ɛn dɛn de drɛb di Chaynish pipul dɛn bifo dɛn.
  Di yɔlɔ sojaman dɛn de tray fɔ brok tru. Ɛn dɛn kin rili trowe ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia dɛn wit bɔdi dɛn.
  Bɔt dɛn bɔku so dat dɛn kin dɔn brok brok.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn yɔlɔ ami de atak Khabarovsk. Dɛn nɔ kin tek tɛm tink bɔt di tin dɛn we pɔsin lɔs atɔl.
  Bɔt na Soviet gyal pikin dɛn kin mit dɛn de.
  Alenka ɛn in tim.
  Girls de difend Khabarovsk. Dɛn kin trowe grenade pan di ɛnimi wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ bak wit laf:
  - Wi na fayn gyal pikin dɛm,
  Ɛn di win we ɔl di fɛtman dɛn win...
  Di vɔys rili lawd
  In glori to mad papa dɛm!
  Ɛn bak di grenade dɛn we di fayn fayn uman dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe, de flay.
  Alenka, jɔs lɛk aw i gi wan tɔn, i kɔt di Chaynish pipul dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori to wi land!
  Anyuta go trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di pawa dɛn we ay pas ɔl!
  Ɛn i go bit yu bak wit bɔs we go kil yu.
  Neks, Anjɛlika shot. Ɛn i kin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i de swɛt:
  - To nyu frɔnt dɛn!
  Ɛn afta dat, Maria go bit yu bak. Ɛn i bin kɔt di yɔlɔ fɛtman dɛn bak wit bɔs, ɛn i bin de siŋ:
  - Tel bay tel! Ay fɔ wan yay!
  Ɛn i kin wink pan in padi dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, di Olimpik gem dɛn go trowe wan ol bɔks we gɛt tin dɛn we de bɔn pan di samurai ɛn di Chaynish pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Fɔ di glori fɔ di Fadaland!
  Ɛn bak di fayv de pwɛl di fɔrina ami.
  Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛda bɔku Chaynish pipul dɛn. Dɛn kin klaym ɛn klaym. Ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔdi dɛn de gro.
  Alenka shot, trowe wit in bare il ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ Stalin!
  Anyut go trowe grenade bak wit in bare fut ɛn muf:
  - Ticha dɛn!
  Anjɛlika go trowe di layn. I trowe gift wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Fɔ Lɛnin!
  Ɛn afta dat, Maria nak di ɛnimi. Ɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i go lans pwɛl pwɛl.
  Dɔn di Chaynish pipul dɛn skata na ɔl di say dɛn...
  Ɛn afta dat, di Olimpik gem dɛn go tek ɛn ɔt di barɛl we gɛt naytrɔglisrin. Ɛn i go kil ɔlman.
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn kin fɔdɔm...
  Oleg Rybachenko en im tim stil de fait fo Tula. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de tray fɔ rawnd Mɔsko. Di siti na Tula dɔn ɔlrɛdi pul di atak we di Fritz dɛn bin atak insay '41.
  Bɔt di ɛnimi dɔn strɔng pas am fa fawe naw. Ɛn i de faya agresiv wan. Ɛn bɔm dɛn de ren pan di Rɛd Ami, ɛn ɔda sojaman dɛn we de pwɛl.
  Wan ɛnimi we rili pawaful. Ɛn dɛn kin trowe tumɔs blak fɛtman dɛn, Arab pipul dɛn, ɛn Indian dɛn na fɛt. Ɛn i tan lɛk se i nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp am.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin faya di E-75 ɛn i bin siŋ:
  Sojaman kin gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɔltɛm
  Di sojaman dɔn rɛdi fɔ ɛnitin...
  Ɛn dɔst lɛk frɔm kap, .
  Wi de go ɔf di rod dɛn, .
  Ɛn i nɔ go stɔp!
  Ɛn nɔ chenj yu leg dɛn
  Wi fes de shayn
  But dɛn de spak!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ pans di Nazi frɔm fa. Bɔt di pawa dɛn rili nɔ ikwal.
  Pan ɔl we Tula tinap wit heroically. Ɛn na di sawt di Nazi dɛn de kam nia Stalingrad.
  Bɔt wetin dɛn tink se dɛn go win de?
  Oleg Rybachenko shot di Nazi dɛn bak ɛn siŋ:
  Ɛn dis kayn chaos
  bin ful-ɔp di yunivas...
  Yumaniti in sad lot - .
  Bia di pen ɛn sɔfa!
  Ɛn bak dɛn kil di bɔbɔ, ɛn di fasist Maus-2, we na wan mashin we rili bad, bin de bɔn.
  Natasha bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - No fos nɔ go ebul fɔ tinap agens wi!
  Ɛn i wink pan di bɔbɔ.
  Den Zoya tu hit. Dɛn bin de ala bak:
  - Fɔ mi akses to win!
  Di SU-100 de wok fɔ insɛf ɛn i nɔ de tink bɔt fɔ stɔp di shel.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn de baypas Tula smɔl smɔl. Dɛn gɛt bɔku sojaman dɛn, bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut. Ɛn tank dɛn we gɛt difrɛn difrɛn brand dɛn de muf.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya di sem "Lev"-2, we na wan mashin we rili pawaful: i we wan ɔndrɛd tan, ɛn di frɔnt klos na 300 milimita we i angle. I tan lɛk se natin nɔ de pas.
  Bɔt Oleg Rybachenko stil de shot. Sho in ays klas - snaypa.
  Ɛn i hit insɛf, ɛn i hit insɛf...
  Na smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Bɔt dɛn stil nɔ want fɔ slo.
  Oleg Rybachenko de swɛt:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon,
  Wi na igl - Jedi!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ de du kɔnik. Ɛn bak di fasist dɛn kin gɛt wan nikɛl.
  Ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na Gɛda in tank dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na Stalingrad. Dɛn kayn agresiv fɛt dɛn de de we de apin na ya.
  Gerda, we de shot, de ala se:
  - Mi bɔdi na ayɛn!
  Charlotte bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - So yusful fɔ fɛt!
  Ɛn i bin wink in patna.
  Dɔn i hit bak ɛn brok di tati-fo.
  Dɔn Kristina sɛf bin faya. I brok di drɔya fɔ di Rɛd Ami ɛn rɔm:
  - Mi na krayzi gyal! A go tear evribodi apat!
  Ɛn afta dat, Magda bigin fɔ shot wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔku tɛm, gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt Jamani kin du fayn. Ɛn dɛn kin smɛl di ɛnimi.
  . CHAPTER No. 2
  Bɔt dɛn motoka bin bang na di sayd. A bin gɛt fɔ stɔp ɛn mek am fayn.
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit kapchɔ se:
  - Wi de west tɛm bak!
  Charlotte rɔb in bare fut along di surface of di armour ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Wi go tek revaŋg ɛn win!
  Ɛn afta dat, i tek am ɛn sho in tit. Ɛn i bin de pul di san kɔmɔt na in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal.
  Kristina tek am ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land we nɔ gɛt advays!
  Ɛn i go slap in bare il pan di klos bak!
  Magda bin gri se:
  - Ɛn nɔ nɔsɛns!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn disayd fɔ ple chɛs fɔ naw. Man ɛn in wɛf fɔ man ɛn in wɛf. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ bil wan strateji de.
  Di gem rili intrestin. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn bin de agyu bɔt ɛni muv ɛn dɛn bin de but dɛn ed.
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit in tit we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Mi go bi di axiom we pas ɔl!
  Ɛn aw i go laf...
  A bin imajin mi nem frɔm Andersen in fayn fayn stori. So tifman dɛn bin kech am na di fɔrɛst. Dɛn brok di kat, ɛn tek ɔlmost ɔl Gɛda in klos ɛn dia dia but dɛn. So Gɛda nɔ wɛr fut bak, ɛn i wɛr sak klos. Dis na aw i bin tan lɛk, ɛn dɛn tay in an dɛn biɛn in bak.
  I de waka na di kol ɔtom fɔrɛst. Di bare sole de fil ɛvri bamp, ɛvri bamp, ɛvri twig. Gɛda de fred ɛn i angri.
  I bin ivin ebul fɔ wɛl na di pales. Ɛn frɔst de na di ɔtom gras, we de mek i mɛmba di kol we i bin dɔn gɛt i nɔ tu te yet.
  Gerda grin... I bin tink se Andersen in fayn fayn stori klia wan nɔ gɛt tost il. Ɛn dat go rili fayn!
  Dɛn bin mek di tank kwik kwik wan. Di damej na smɔl tin. Pan ɔl we wan 100mm kanɔn shel bin hit di sayd. We kin mek pɔsin denja.
  Charlotte bin de pres di joystik bɔtin dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi na tank destroyer, .
  At de bɔn...
  Di gɔn na mi ples fɔ de!
  En det shel smash oda tati-fo. Fo nau, na di T-34-85 we de dominate di battlefield. Ɛn ebi ebi motoka dɛn nɔ kin bɔku na di Rɛd Ami.
  Bɔt afta dat, di IS-3 bin apia. I gɛt wan wik pɔynt: di ɔda pat we de dɔŋ na di bɔdi. Di fɔrɛst gɛt big angul we i de go dɔŋ. I gɛt wan shep: na paik snot. Bɔt if yu nak di ɔda pat we de dɔŋ na yu fɔɛd, nɔbɔdi nɔ go gɛt sɔri-at.
  Magda bin yuz in fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ pɔynt di gɔn to di ɛnimi. Ɛn aw i hit, ɛn di prɔjɛkt flay.
  Ɛn di Soviet mashin bin gɛt panch na in gut. Dɛn bin kɔt di tawa ɛn shel dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn.
  Gɛda bin ala se:
  - Ɛn yu na biuti we dɛn dɔn aim fayn fayn wan!
  Magda bin de ala, i bin de shek in fayn fayn bɔdi dɛn:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp mi!
  Charlotte bin kɔnfyus wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ go win!
  Kristina bin swɛt fɔ ansa se:
  - Ivɛl wulf dɛn de krɔs ɛnimi dɛn!
  Gɛda bin grɔmbul se:
  - Iv wulf - salut to di hiro dɛm!
  Di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Tula ɛn di pikin dɛn, togɛda wit 4 gyal pikin dɛn, bin gɛt fɔ brok kɔmɔt na di ring.
  Di bɔbɔ, gyal ɛn gyal pikin dɛn de rɔn ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn kin sɔfa ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ bit dɛn.
  Oleg, we de faya, bin siŋ:
  - Insay di nem fɔ di oli Mama Land, .
  Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ briŋ wi ni!
  Magarita trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Nɔ! Nɔ ɛva deliv!
  Natasha, we de shot ɛn jomp, bin ad se:
  - Mek no trɔbul kam na wi os!
  Ɛn i go sɛn grenade we de kil bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Den Zoya go dodge di shrapnel, en tu yuz in bare toes fo let go of di crushing...
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - I go bi big tin!
  Ɛn afta dat, Anjɛlika go faya di ɛnimi. Mows am dɔŋ wit wayl vɛks. Ɛn i go ala bak:
  - Mi na mad saw!
  Ɛn grenade go flay frɔm yu il we nɔ gɛt natin.
  En den Svetlana go tek am en hit yu hard.
  Dis na, fɔ tru, gyal pikin dɛm - wetin day de briŋ to ɛnimi.
  Natasha, we de shot di ɛnimi, de swɛt:
  - Nɔbɔdi nɔ go stɔp wi, ivin di dɛbul nɔ go ebul fɔ win wi!
  Ɛn di grenade de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin insay wan ak. Ɛn i go bit, ɛn skata ɔltin, ɛn fa fawe.
  Na tru se gyal pikin dɛn kin ebul fɔ win di say we di sik afɛkt. Na di sawt, fɛt-fɛt de apin na Stalingrad, we di Rɛd Ami gɛt. Afta we di Japan pipul dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn, dɛn bin tek Khabarovsk ɛn dɛn bin de go bifo pan Vladivostok.
  Wɛl, di wan dɛn we nid am go mit dɛn de.
  Ana Witchakova bin gɛt wan fayvɛl sɛrimɔni we nɔ bin rili fayn wit in fetful ɔs we de flay. Di fɛt plen we bi di mama fɔ di Mig-4, we shot bɔku bɔku Jaman plen dɛn, bin jɔs bɔn we di Japan armada bin de atak di plen dɛn, ɛn bɔku ɔda motoka dɛn ɛn ship dɛn bin bɔn. Afta di vayl dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Land of the Rising Sun bin pik di siti, Vladivostok bin si wan sɔri tin. Bɔt dɛn bin de bɛr di wan dɛn we dɔn day insay sojaman dɛn, dɛn bin de bɛr am wit smɔl smɔl tin dɛn ɛn kwik kwik wan. Di payɔnia we nem Vedmakova bin put faya pan in fut, di titi in fut dɛn bin kɔba wit blista, ɛn so i waka barefut, ɛn tek tɛm step pan in fut finga dɛn. Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ ripit di reyd dɛn yet dɛn dɔn kɔnsɛntret dɛn tray fɔ sɔpɔt di frɔnt dɛn we de go bifo. Vedmakova bin de waka rawnd di rɔb, dɛn bin de klin am wit trɛnk, ɛn pan di wokman dɛn, bɔku bɔku pikin dɛn bin de. Dɛn bin tan lɛk tin, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fut, ɛn dɛn fes bin rɛd pan di fresh spring san, dɛn bin de rayk tayl dɛn we dɔn brok, es tɛligraf pol dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm, ɛn jɔs swip di strit dɛn.
  Di ɛlda we bin de ɔp di bɔbɔ dɛn we wɛr payɔnia tay, bɔt we nɔ gɛt shit (i bin hang apat, i tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de kia fɔ dɛn klos), rɔn go nia di payɔnia.
  - Wi de wok wit akselerat paz, Kɔmrɛd Meja, ɔltin go rɛdi jisnɔ! Wi go swip di strit klin, i go smol lɛk bifo di wɔ!
  Witcher smayl ɛn trowe sɔm kandy to am:
  - Na ya, tek am! Dis na wi Soviet we dɛn mek wit natura chɔklɛt, nɔto Amɛrikan pɔyzin.
  Di bɔbɔ wink wit gladi at:
  - Ɛn wi kam wit nyu niknem fɔ di Amɛrika pipul dɛn! Sins naw dem de togeda wit Hitler en Hirohito, den dem no bi Yankees, bot Pindos!
  Di gyal mɛja butu bifo di bɔbɔ:
  - Udat yu se na dɛn?
  Di yɔŋ payɔnia bin ripit se:
  - Pindos we de na di wɔl! So naw wi tan lɛk di Yankees we bin betray wi!
  Witcherova strok di bɔbɔ in ed, dɔn in big, strɔng an waka oba di bɔbɔ in tint, veiny sholda dɛn. Di bɔbɔ smayl bak: in tit dɛn wayt, ɛn i es in an we gɛt kɔl. Di mɛja shek di bɔbɔ in an ɛn ansa se:
  - Wi fɔ mɛmba di nem! Bɔt wi nɔ de fɛt wɔ wit Amɛrika yet, so i nɔ tu te fɔ kam wit niknem!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin gri se:
  - Amɛrika pipul dɛn wɔs pas di Japan ɛn Jamani pipul dɛn, bikɔs dɛn lɛk fɔ fɛt wit ɔda pɔsin in an. I nɔ mata aw di wan dɛn we de fɛt di Empire of the Rising Sun gɛt kruk, ɔlman no se dɛn gɛt maynd!
  Witcher bin intarop se:
  - A go kil dɛn brayt man ya! Ɛn kwik kwik wan!
  Di nyu aktin garison Krotov bin sayn wan ɔda we we nɔ bin rili mek sɛns ɛn dɛn bin sɛn di wɔriɔ payɔt wit wan grup we de wok na di bot fɔ go na Khabarovsk. Di ɔda bin kam wantɛm wantɛm; Witcherova, na tru, bin de op se dɛn go gi am fɛtman, bɔt... Bɔt di frɔnt nɔ bin gɛt fri plen dɛn we dɛn go ebul fɔ yuz, ɛn riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn frɔm dɛn sɛnta nɔ bin dɔn kam yet. Di trip frɔm Vladivostok to Khabarovsk nɔ tek bɛtɛ tɛm ɛn dɛn bin rili trowe di mɛja kɔmɔt na di rel ɛn go insay wan fɛt we bin de sit.
  Di Jepan pipul dɛn bin tray fɔ pas di siti we gɛt fayn fayn wɔl dɛn ɛn rawnd am. Di wɔriman nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ jomp insay di trench wit in mashin gɔn we di atak bigin.
  Di Witcha aks Kpɛntin Sinitsin we bin de ledɔm nia am se:
  - So dis min se di ɛnimi de plan di taktik we Friedrich, ɔ mɔ prɛsis Jɛnɛral Nogi, fɔ baypas di fɔtifikeshɔn dɛn ɛn drɛb wi go biɛn.
  Di kapten bin de mɔna wit pwɛl at se:
  - Mek i tray fɔ mek faya na di Rɔshian ɔs in tel! Dɛn go bit am wit in fut so tranga wan dat i nɔ go tan lɛk se i bɔku!
  Di ace payɔt bin jok se:
  - I go bi se dɛn nɔ mek di ɔs in fut wit Krupp stɛl, bɔt na wi Soviet wan dɛn!
  Di we aw shel dɛn bin de ala bin ambɔg in wɔd dɛn. Na ya i de ledɔm na wan trench we dɛn dɔn dig fɔ lɔng tɛm, jɔs wan notabɛl layn fɔ fɔtifikeshɔn dɛn de rawnd Khabarovsk, di trɛt fɔ wan Japan invayshɔn dɔn de fɔ sɔm ia. Shel dɛn de bɔn bifo ɛn biɛn di trench dɛn, ɛn dɛn de mek bɔku nɔys. Jɛnɛral wan, di famɔs Japan shimosa de mek bɔku nɔys ɛn smok. Di wɔriman de luk witout fred, ivin wit sɔm indipɛndɛns. We shel dɛn kin bɔn kin mek dɔti watawɛl dɛn, wan pan dɛn kin mek di grɔn shek. Dis min se gɔn de faya, wit kanɔn kaliba we gɛt gud tri ɔndrɛd milimita. Yu kin yɛri di kray we di wan dɛn we wund kin kray... Tru di kanɔn dɛn kin tan lɛk layt vaypa we nɔto ɔl yes kin kech. Na ya dɛn bin kɔba di wɔriɔ payɔnia wit dɔti. Bɔt di titi sniz ɛn shek di dɔst we kɔmɔt na in rɛd brɛyd dɛn:
  - I kin tan lɛk dis ɔltɛm, if yu ledɔm yu kin dɔti! Ɛn if yu grap, gi mi wan ɔ tu lɛft an!
  Di pripiamɛnt fɔ artileri bin tɔn to shɔt, sɔntɛm di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɔku bɔku shel dɛn. Di atak dɔn bigin. Bɔku Japan tak dɛn bin de rayd bifo. Smɔl, wit bɔdi we rawnd smɔl na di mashin. Di tank we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl na di Ɛmpaya fɔ di San we De Rayt: Chichikha. Witcher bin mɛmba in abit dɛn. Frontal armor 30 mm, gɔn 47 mm, dizil injin 320 ɔspaw. Apat frɔm di drayvin pefɔmɛns, we dis mashin nɔ smɔl pas di T-34, den i ivin wɔs pas di Jamani T-3 we bin de insay di 1943 mɔdel. Ivin na di Fa Is dɛn kin kɔl am, sniz! Bɔt bay di we, di kwin na di fil nɔto di tank, bɔt na di infantri. Tray am, aproch di mayn fil dɛm. As dɛn de siŋ am: Usay tren we gɛt wɛpɔn nɔ go ebul fɔ pas, sojaman we gɛt rayf go kray.
  Dɛn bin kɔpi di Japan rayf dɛn frɔm di Jaman Mauser. Sabmashin gɔn dɛn, we dɛn rip frɔm di fambul "Schmeister" frɔm di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ. Jɛnɛral wan, pipul dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay kin want fɔ kɔpi di bɛst frɔm di ɔda say. Fɔ tru, di wan dɛn we de mek dizayn na Jepan dɔn ɔlrɛdi de wok fɔ mek wan haybrid fɔ di Panther ɛn T-34!
  Nɔ pas wan duzin Japan tank dɛn de ɛn di Soviet artileri nɔ de rɔsh fɔ mit dɛn. Di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut kin rɔn afta dɛn we dɛn de jok, insay wan tradishɔnal tik chen. Di sojaman dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun dɛnsɛf wɛr yunifom we yɔlɔ smɔl, we de mach di kɔlɔ we di kaki stɛp gɛt. Witcher luk dɛn, kwik kwik wan asɛs di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we atak dɛn. Fɔ si, fayv to siks tawzin pan dɛn de, ɛn i pas wan tawzin Rɔshian dɛn we sidɔm na di trench dɛn, we de kɔba dis pat na di frɔnt. Ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn... Di Fa Istan ami gɛt ɔl wetin dɛn nid, ɛn na ɔfisa dɛn nɔmɔ gɛt sabmashin gɔn. Wel, she"s a major, though, witout posishun, ridyus to di level of prayvet.
  Kpɛntin Sinits (we stil na rili yɔŋ man) aks Witcher.
  - Yu bin fɛt wit di Jamani pipul dɛn?
  Di titi ansa se:
  - Nɔ! A bin kis dɛn!
  Di kapten, we bin tɔn blak wantɛm wantɛm, bin tɔk se:
  - Yu mɛmba yu fɔs bɔdi!
  Witcher, we de smayl, shek in ed:
  "Mi na payɔt, ɛn ɛnibɔdi we a shot dɔŋ, na mi kil am, a nɔ gɛt ɛni kɔnsɛpt fɔ bɔdi!" Bay di we, insay di wan ol Gret Patriɔtik Wɔ, dɛn nɔ ɛva shot mi plen fɔdɔm!
  Di kapten bin wispa sɔm kayn we:
  - Yu na jos wan ace! Ɛn yu gɛt bɔku Jamani pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn smɛl!
  Witcher bin smayl mɔ ɛn mɔ:
  - Afta di twɛnti fayv, dɛn gi di hiro sta! Ɛn na twɛnti-ɛit nɔmɔ.
  Sinitsin bin ala se:
  - Uh-uh! Yu jɔs sabi yu kraft!
  Di titi bin ansa wit ɔmbul se:
  - No nid fɔ mek hiro bi pɔsin we jɔs ɔnɛs fɔ du in duty. Naw di infantri go kam nia, ɛn wi go mit dɛn.
  Di kapten pul di bolt fɔ wan ebi sabmashin gɔn, we wet gud tɛn kilogram. A tɔch di dɔg, di lanch rili tayt, di bɔt gɛt recoil. I nɔto mashin we rili kɔvinant, bɔt i hit... Na tru, akɔdin to rɔmɔr, di Jamani pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt mɔ pawaful mashin gɔn, bɔt udat no, if Sɔviɛt disayna dɛn go kam wit sɔntin we bɛtɛ. Sinits nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp fɔ aks:
  - Wetin mek dɛn transfa yu so big payɔt to di infantri?
  Witcherova ansa af-af jok, i klik bak di jam fɔ in sabmashin gɔn:
  -Ɛn a bin jɔs want fɔ no aw i tan lɛk fɔ sidɔm ɔnda faya! Dat go rili fayn!
  - Ɛn yu fɔ dɔn lɔs yu but if yu bin de rɔsh fɔ rich na di frɔnt layn!
  Witcherova, infakt, we i bin de tray fɔ mek di blista dɛn go fast, i bin de waka rawnd lɛk gyal we nɔ gɛt fut. Pan ɔl we insay di wɔ, bɔku uman ɛn pikin dɛn bin de sho dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin insay di sɔmma, dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ du dis to di ɔfisa dɛn, mɔ na pɔblik ples dɛn. Bɔt Witcher bin ivin lɛk fɔ aylayt pipul dɛn lɛk dat. I ansa Sinitsin jɔs se:
  - Fɔ mek wi ebul fɔ sev mɔni, na lɛk ɔl di kapitalis wɔl de agens wi. Afta ɔl, but kin west, ɛn dis na di wok we bɔku pipul dɛn kin du!
  Di kapten gri wit wan ple ple wink:
  -Yu gɛt rili fayn fayn leg dɛn! A kin pet dɛn?
  Witcher shek in finga:
  - Nɔto naw! Dɔn, if yu sev, a go wam yu fɔ di nɛt.
  Sinitsin bin opin in yay:
  - Wow, yu de fast! Bɔku tɛm, uman dɛn kin tek lɔng tɛm fɔ brok!
  Vedmakova bin want fɔ ansa, bɔt dɛn yɛri wan bɔm, wan Japan tank we bin de waka bifo bin bang wan mayn. Di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Hitler bin de draiv motoka, di bastard bin blow op na mayn! I bin brok brok brok brok - bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ yus!
  Wan ɔda Japan tank bin bɔm, stɔp, tɔn in mɔt ɛn opin faya pan di Soviet trench dɛn. Di tɔd wan rɔsh afta am. Bɔt di pipul dɛn na Jepan nɔ bin ivin tink bɔt fɔ stɔp. Di wan dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay bin snɛp: dɛn mashin gɔn dɛn, we bin de na tawa dɛn we gɛt sɛmi sɛkɔral, we pɔsin kin muv, bigin fɔ wok.
  Di kapten bin de mɔna se:
  - Dis na big tin! I tan lɛk se dɛn de waka na parede! Dis na ami!
  Vedmakova pik wan rayf, fɔtunate wan di distans to di infantri alaw, ɛn shot di Japan ɔfisa. Narrow-Eyed bin fɔdɔm, trowe in rayf wit so pawa dat i bin de fumbling wit in bayonet na di spring gras. Di ɔda Japan pipul dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn, dɛn bin jɔs tilt dɛn bɔdi smɔl, i tan lɛk se dɛn bin de op dis we fɔ mek dɛn nɔ win, ɔ fɔ se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win am. Vedmakova mɛmba se na so dɛn de tren sojaman dɛn na di Quantud ami, dɛn kin bit ɛnibɔdi we nɔ bɛn in ed wit bambu stik. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin gi di Za-Papa ɛn Ɛrɔd fayn rɔn! Bɔt, i de tɔk bɔt Nikolas II. Naw dɛn de fɛt Jepan bak, ɛn nɔto pan wan, bɔt na bɔku say dɛn. Bɔt dis gɛt in bɛnifit dɛn bak. Di titi bin siŋ se:
  I de kam - dɛn dɔn trowe di Wehrmacht na dɔst, .
  Napoleon dɔn win, dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ win am!
  Di ɛnimi nɔ go ebul fɔ tramp di Soviet flag, .
  We di pipul dɛn ɛn di pati gɛt wanwɔd!
  Wan afta di ɔda, di Japan tank dɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl bin stɔp, bɔt di sojaman dɛn we bin de waka wit bayɔnɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ rɔn fast fast. Di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de bin de blo wit flash, rayf dɛn bin de klap, ɛn wan wan tɛm dɛn bin de miks wit mashin gɔn dɛn. Witcher bin opin faya bak. Di Japan pipul dɛn, we bin de lod bak we dɛn de muf, bin de faya frɔm rayf dɛn. Dɛn bin de ala na dɛn lɔng dɛn ɔp se:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl! Rus giv op!
  Di bulɛt dɛn bin de chuk dɛn bɔdi lɛk ramrod insay manɛkin dɛn. Bɔn dɔst we miks wit blɔd bin fɔdɔm. Bɔt bɔku pan di bulɛt dɛn, lɛk aw i kin apin na fɛt, nɔ bin de. Di Japan pipul dɛn krɔs di mayn fil, di smɔl sojaman dɛn bin tu layt fɔ dɛn rɔn fɔ bɔn di gift dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pripia fɔ di tank dɛn.
  Witcherova bin fil di kruk we di mashin gɔn bin de tɔn bak na in sholda, we di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt na di Land of the Rising Sun bin tan lɛk rial monsta dɛn. Dɛn hysterical skream dɛn bin de strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ, dɛn yɔlɔ, nasty fes dɛn bin de shayn wit swet. Witcher de tray fɔ kil bɔku ɛnimi sojaman dɛn wan tɛm. Di titi hot lɛk ɔltɛm, ɛn i de shot lɛk nɛst. Wan klip bin dɔn, dɛn put ɔda wan insay. Di magazin tu big, i rawnd, ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ wed insay di chɛmba. Ɛn bak di faya, di Jap dɛn flay ɔpsayd dɔŋ.
  Vedmakova shot di sɛkɔn rawnd amunishɔn, ɛn lɛf am witout ɛni amunishɔn. Ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay dɔn ɔlrɛdi de atak wit grenade. Dɛn kin ansa wit trowe, naw bɔku mɔ pipul dɛn de ala ɛn kray, ɛn Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛnsɛf kin fɔdɔm. Di pat bin kɔt wan smɔl smɔl ia we bin de na Witcha in ed. Di gyal in nerv nɔ ebul fɔ tinap, ɛn i jomp ɔp ɛn ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - Fɔ mama land fɔ Stalin!
  We dɛn de fala am, di ɔda fɛtman dɛn de ala, dɛn jomp kɔmɔt na kɔva ɛn shek dɛn bayonet dɛn. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn kin rɔn fɔ go mit di Japan pipul dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin fɛt wit baynet.
  Vedmakova kin kɔt di bɛlɛ fɔ di "samurai" we de nia am wit wan blok kwik kwik wan. I ala ɛn tray fɔ ansa ɛn fɔdɔm lɛk bɔd we dɛn dɔn kil. Di titi ala wit gladi at se:
  - Rɔshian futbɔl: Rɔshia - Jepan, tu-ziro!
  Ɛn fɔ tru, wan ɔda Jepan man bin fɔdɔm wit bayonet we dɛn kɔt in trot. Wɛl, di payɔnia we de fɛt wɔ bin kik di tɔd wan na in groin. Di man we gɛt smɔl yay stret, ɛn di titi, we bin de muf bay inertia, chuk di tip insay di ɛnimi in yay!
  -Gɛt am Japanese! Wetin mek yu fɔ tinap biɛn di barɛri dɛn!
  Di retaliatory blow of di bayonet tore open di major"s tunic, blood kom out, bot dis no onli no bost di gyal, bot i giv am adishonal fury.
  - Di day we Hirohito day! - Di titi bark, in shin krash insay di narrow-eyed temple, ɛn di gyal muv wit so spid, lɛk se na di prɔpala dɛn fɔ nyu fɛtman.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin tɔn bak, ɛn ivin bak, ɛn di titi we dɛn inspɛkt bin go pan di atak, in mashin gɔn bin de spin lɛk klɔb na wan jayant in an. Dɔn wan big big blo bin kam na di bak pat na di ed wit di bɔt we wan ɔfisa we bin gɛt zil pasmak bin gɛt. Ana bin pul di briz se:
  - Na shahen-khash fo yu!
  Bɔt ɔl togɛda, di Rɔshian dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm. Di sayd we gɛt smɔl yay gɛt fayv tɛm advantej, ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn gɛt gud lɛvul fɔ mek dɛn bɔdi fit, ɛn apat frɔm dat, dɛn nɔ de fɛt di bɛst sojaman dɛn na di USSR. Na tru se insay dis kayn wɔ we bin tranga, dɛn bin de sɛn pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di tɔd kategori, we gɛt bad abit dɛn, ɔ sojaman dɛn we bin wund bad bad wan we dɛn bin de fɛt wit di Nazi dɛn, na di Fa Is. Di sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm, sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de drɛb wan duzin bayonet dɛn insay wan Rɔshian, dɛn bin rili de blɔd togɛda, bɔt dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk hiro dɛn, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de aks fɔ sɔri-at.
  Sinitsin bin chuk wan Japan ɔfisa wit bayonet, bɔt dɛn bin bit am bak na in sayd wit di tip. Di yɔŋ man bin kɔmɔt na di Japan we bin de atak am wit wan blo na in chɛst wit di bɔt fɔ in gɔn, bɔt di blɔd bin kɔmɔt na di sayd tumɔs. En fo samurai rush at de guy at once.
  Di brayt Vedmakova rɔsh fɔ sev am, i chuk di ɔfisa wit bayonet te i rich in sholda bled, ɛn i nak wan ɔda Jap ɔnda in ni.
  - Hol pan Petrukha! - I bin se.
  Wantɛm wantɛm, i sho tu bayɔnɛt dɛn we dɛn aim na di chɛst ɛn ansa se:
  - Mi nɔto Pita, bɔt na Arkady!
  Di titi we kil wan ɔda Japan man bin grɔmbul:
  - Insay wɔ, ɛvri nem tan lɛk di klik we kɔk gɔn de klik yu nɔ fɔ kɔk am we yu nɔ faya shot!
  Arkady bin tɔn bak smɔl ɛn di bayonet we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at rip in chɛst. Di yɔŋ man bin de kray bikɔs i bin de fil pen we i nɔ ebul fɔ bia:
  - Mama fɔ Gɔd!
  Witcher bin agens am se:
  - Sɔntɛm a na mama, bɔt nɔto Gɔd in yon! Jɛnɛral wan, Gɔd nɔ de, ɛn Gɔd nɔ bin ɛva de!
  Akadi bin tɔn bak wit in bak to Ana ɛn i bin de muf we i nɔ klia se:
  - Ɛn us nɔ-ɛgzistens de wet fɔ wi afta wi dɔn day?
  Di titi shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ! Kɔmyunis sayɛns go gi layf bak to di wan dɛn we dɔn day! Ɛn di wan dɛn we day pan fɛt fɔ dɛn kɔntri go bi di fɔs wan dɛn we go gɛt nyu layf bak.
  Sinitsin shek in ed:
  - Gɔd nɔ fɔ alaw am!
  Witcherova, we bin dɔn ledɔm wan ɔda Japan man, i bin de ala se:
  - No gɔd nɔ de! If wan de, dat min se wi fɔ gri se di pɔsin we dɛn se mek di wan ol wɔl na sadist! Ɛn i lɛk fɔ mek di tin dɛn we i mek sɔfa!
  Na da tɛm de, dɛn kɔt Akadi in shɔl wit bayonet, ɛn fɔ mek i nɔ fɔdɔm, i ledɔm pan di wɔman we gɛt rɛd ia:
  - Ɛn a de sɔfa so! I jɔs tan lɛk se i nɔ go ebul fɔ imajin!
  Di fayv to siks tɛm we di sojaman dɛn we di san de kɔmɔt bin bɛtɛ pas dɛn, bin tek in at. Fifti samurai dɛn bin rɔsh agens dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de wev dɛn bayonet lɛk wan ami we gɛt pɔk. Arkady bin gɛt tu-tri ulars wit bayonet na in bɛlɛ, dɔn dɛn nak in yay kɔmɔt. We di yɔŋ man fɔdɔm, dɛn injɛkt am twɛnti tɛm, ɛn mek i kwayɛt sote go. A de wɔnda wetin in sol bin fil as i de flay go: sɔprayz ɔ fred, ɔ sɔntɛm rilif we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv afta i kɔmɔt na di prizin na in bɔdi.
  Di Witcha bin tan lɛk se i de ɔnda spɛl. Na tru se in klos bin krɔs ɛn tɔn to smɔl smɔl, ɛn baynɛt dɛn bin kɔt am. Di wɔriɔ bin tɔn to nekɛd ɔl, i kɔba am wit bɔku skrat dɛn, bɔt di samurai nɔ bin ebul fɔ du wan siriɔs injuri pan am! I bin fɛt ɛn in nekɛd bɔdi we gɛt skarlet nipples bin de shek lɛk buoys na di si. Ɛn bare ankles jɔs de flash pas. Di gyal na bin rili di pɔsin we de sho animal ɛn ɛrotiks pawa. In fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin rɛd wit blɔd, we mek i gɛt padi biznɛs wit di big gɔd we de pwɛl ɛn we de du bad: Kali! Klosap ɔl di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi chuk dɛn te dɛn day, di fɛt bin dɔn, ɛn na insay in spak spak fayn fayn Afrɔdayt nɔmɔ, wan wan tɛm i bin de slap di smɔl smɔl yay dɛn we nɔ gɛt wan rɛspɛkt.
  Di Japan Jɛnɛral Nugi bin luk dis mirekul wit sɔprayz. Dɔn wan tinkin bin de flash na in ed. Wan ɔda ɔda tin bin fala, we dɛn gi am wit di tint vɔys we wan mɔskito we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ it kin mek:
  - Trowe net oba am, tek am layf!
  Di Japan pipul dɛn we bin de kip mɔni bin gɛt nɛtwɔk dɛn bak. Wantɛm wantɛm yu nid fɔ tek wan pan di Rɔshian dɛn layf layf wan. Ɛn di nɛtwɔk fayn fɔ dis. Wantɛm wantɛm, wan duzin pipul dɛn we bin de kech di titi bin trowe fet pan di titi
  Witcher bin fɛt bak as i ebul, i bin tray wit ɔl in pawa fɔ fri insɛf. Bɔt ɔl dis na fɔ natin; Dɛn bin kɔba di titi ɔlsay ɛn drɛg am na in an. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt taktik sakrifays, mɔ bikɔs dis dairekshɔn nɔ bin de kɔba wit artileri ɔ mashin gɔn.
  Di titi mɛmba di klin-shɛv fes fɔ in fambul Arkady, ɛn in katchfrɛz:
  - Insay wɔ, ɛvri nem tan lɛk di klik we kɔk gɔn de klik yu nɔ fɔ kɔk am we yu nɔ faya shot!
  Wan tin we bin de mek pɔsin fred ɛn we bin de mek pɔsin shem bin kam, bɔt i nɔ bin mek i smol smol! Afta ɔl, dis kin apin bɔku tɛm: yu jɔs lɛk pɔsin ɛn i day!
  I tan lɛk se di Japan pipul dɛn bin de na di trench dɛn we nɔ bin kɔba fayn na dis ples, ɛn dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ pas di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de rawnd Khabarovsk. Ɛn dɛn kɛr in Vedmakova go na slev, ɛn pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin de kɛr am go igen, dɛn bin lod am insay wan motoka we gɛt stɛyn fɔ kɛr am go biɛn. Di mashin na antediluvian, sɔntɛm frɔm di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, so i nɔ bin no se i mins biɛn di infantri. Di spid na lɛk 12 kilomita pan awa. Brr! Di fɔs tank na di wɔl, we na Prokhorov in ɔl-tɛrin motoka, nɔ bin less, bɔt i bin de spid 40 kilomita pan awa na di aywe ɛn 25 na di aywe. Wɛl, na wan say, di USSR de atak ɔl Yurop, ɛn na di ɔda say, wan impɔtant pat na Eshia. Di titi tɔn na in sayd, i tan lɛk se trɛtin bin de fɔ ledɔm na in bak. Aw i dak na dis pat pan di motoka we gɛt wɛpɔn, i tan lɛk se na de di say we dɛn kin land, ɔ di say we dɛn kin kɛr sojaman dɛn go. Na tru se i go fayn fɔ rɔnawe, fɔs bay we yu pul di stik dɛn ɛn di strɔng rop dɛn. Ɛn aw fɔ du am? Di titi, na tru, gɛt skil, pan ɔl we i go gɛt fɔ tink, di sem tɛm pul di ankɔ, ɛn si tru di chen we dɛn tay am wit in leg. Bɔt rop dɛn kin rili fayn bak na ya. Di wok kin taya, bɔt if dɛn kɛr am go na di teritɔri na Manchuria, i go gɛt tɛm. Di titi pul di rop dɛn na di wet skin, saw di chen ɛn di sem tɛm tink. Hmm, i nɔto jok kɔlishin we dɔn fɔm agens Soviet Rɔshia: Pantap dat, di mɔs siriɔs monsta na Jamani. Wan kɔntri we gɛt advans tɛknɔlɔji ɛn strɔng sojaman dɛn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, i yɛri bɔt di nyu ME-309 fɛt plen. I tan lɛk se dɛn wan ya dɔn ɔlrɛdi de flay. I nɔ gɛt ɛksaktɔ infɔmeshɔn bɔt di armamɛnt, bɔt akɔdin to rɔmɔr dis plen gɛt lɛk sɛvin! Di say dɛn we dɛn kin faya. Dis na rili siriɔs wɛpɔn, we yu tink bɔt se di YAK=9 gɛt tu pan dɛn nɔmɔ, ɛn no motoka nɔ de pan Sɔviɛt fɛtman dɛn we bin gɛt pas tri poɛnt. Tray fɔ win dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de! Wɛl, di Fokken-Wulf na wan mashin we rili siriɔs, i bɛtɛ pas di Soviet plen dɛn pan wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn i ivin ebul fɔ kɛr lɛk tu tan bɔm dɛn. Ɔlrɛdi we 1942 dɔn, i bin gɛt tu 20 mm kanɔn ɛn 4 13 mm mashin gɔn. Bɔt i tan lɛk se wan nyu kayn fɛt-fɛt atak plen ɛn bɔm we gɛt tu 30 mm ɛn 4 20 mm kanɔn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam. I bin dɔn bi monsta, monsta to ɔl monsta! Ɛn akɔdin to rɔmɔr, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi put wan plen fɛt plen we gɛt et 30-mm gɔn dɛn! Tray fɔ win da kayn ghoul de! Aw di wan dɛn we de mek dizayn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn want fɔ du dis? Vedmakova yɛri se wok de go bifo pan di Yak-3. Wan kuratɔ we kɔmɔt na Beria in dipatmɛnt bin tɛl am bɔt dis. I tan lɛk se di men tin we di plen go du na di we aw di plen go layt, ɛn dɛn nɔ go gɛt ɔda injin ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Fɔ tru, di we aw pɔsin kin ebul fɔ muv, i fayn, bɔt a go lɛk fɔ mek di wɛpɔn dɛn go ɔp! Afta ɔl, fɔ tru, insay bɔksin, layt atlet we gɛt wet lɛk fɛda kin ebul fɔ manej pas pɔsin we ebi ebi, bɔt i go stil lɔs to am. Na fɔ natin se wet kategori de, ɛn pan pɔshɔnal bɔksa dɛn, strayk pawa na in dɛn valyu pas ɔl. I nid fɔ mek di Soviet ayrakt dɛn strɔng, ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ dɛn go bit di Wehrmacht... pan ikwal fut? Frɔm di sɛkɔn haf fɔ 1942, di supiriɔriti fɔ di Luftwaffe na di ays bigin fɔ evapɔret, ivin bay Mach 1943 di USSR bin gɛt advantej, bɔt... Di betray we di Alis dɛn bin betray bin chenj di balans pan pawa. Wow, dɛn kil Hitler pan Mach 13, ɛn naw na di ɛnd ɔf Epril nɔmɔ, ɛn aw siriɔs di balans pan di fɔs dɛn dɔn chenj. So kwik, frɔm wan stratejik advantej pozishɔn to wan stratejik ɔlmost lɔs wan. Klosap bikɔs op stil de se Jamani go win bifo i ajɔst stratejik ɛn tɛknɔlɔjik supiriɔriti pas di USSR. Mɔ di Alay dɛn kin gi di Nazi dɛn bɔku bɔku plen dɛn, bɔt di Jaman payɔnia dɛn go nid tɛm fɔ lan aw fɔ flay dɛn. Bɔt stil, difrɛns de pan tɛknɔlɔji ɛn inschrumɛnt panɛl dɛn. Tank dɛn nid bak pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn tren, ɛn di we aw di Chevron de wok insay di Rɔshian winta nɔ kin rili fayn. Automatic rifle M-18... Nɔto bad tin, bɔt insay di rit fɔ faya i smɔl pas di bɛst Soviet mɔdel dɛn, pan ɔl we i bɛtɛ pan akkuracy! Fɔ tɔk smɔl, na di prɔblɛm na di prɔblɛm! Na di tru tru fambul "Churchills" dem de tu wit pawaful armour and gud draiv pefomans... Na tru se, e luk laik se wi go get fo fait wit dem tu. Ɛn di mɔ we di wɔ de te, na di mɔ di Nazi dɛn go gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn nid. So di kɔnklushɔn simpul, wi fɔ inflik wan krɔsh dɛf pan Jamani insay di sɔma. As fɔ Jepan, i bɛtɛ fɔ limit yusɛf to aktif difens ɛn lanch kɔwnta atak yuz kwalitatif supiriɔriti insay tank. Bɔt bak, fɔ sev ɛnaji to di maksimam. Witout get drawn in long long battles, en bil difens pan layn dem we dem bin don pripia bifo. Chans stil de fɔ yuz di Chaynish Rɛd Ami, bɔt di Chiang Ka-sha gɔvmɛnt bin atak am wit ɔl in pawa. So fɔ naw yu kin abop pan yu yon trɛnk. Ustɛm fɔ atak? Di bɛst tɛm na di ɛnd ɔf May, we di rod dɛn kin dray ɔlsay ɛn di riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn kin kam fɔ di sojaman dɛn. Vedmakova insɛf bin fɔ dɔn du in fɔs blo na di Oryol dairekshɔn, ɛn afta dat na di Kharkov rijɔn, fɔ mek i go drɛb di Jamani dɛn kɔmɔt na di industrial Donbass, ɛn afta dat wit fos mach krɔs Yukren, krɔs di Dnieper wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn go fa fawe to Romania . Bɔt i pɔsibul fɔ tɔn na di nɔt fɔ fri Belarus ɛn go biɛn di grup we de biɛn di sɛntral grup. Di aidia as a ɔl gud, pan ɔl we sɔm shɔtkɔm de, di ɔfɛnsif na di Oryol dairekshɔn na di wan we klia pas ɔl ɛn di fasist dɛn go de wet fɔ am de. Dɛn go gɛt fɔ hack di fɔtifikeshɔn dɛn.
  . CHAPTER No. 3
  Na tru se gɔn ɛn Katyusha go kam fayn na ya. Di las sistɛm de mek wan strɔng, mɔ di gud abit dɛn. Ɛni we aw i bi, yu nid bɔku gɔn ɛn Katyusha fɔ bɔm ɛnimi difens wit shel. Jɛnɛral wan, di ɛkspiriɛns we bin apin insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ sho se i izi fɔ difend pas fɔ atak, ɛn if di Kaiser"s Germany nɔ bin dɔn taya in sojaman dɛn wit di spring ɔfens we bin apin insay 1918, di wɔ bin fɔ dɔn las fɔ sɔm ia mɔ. Bɔt di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin pruv se di we aw dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt wɔ bɛtɛ pas di wan dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di we aw dɛn bin win Polan kwik kwik wan, ɛn mɔ we dɛn bin atak di pawaful Wɛstinian kɔlishin we gɛt padi biznɛs wit dɛn. Di Nazi dɛn bin win di sojaman dɛn we bin bɛtɛ pas ɔlman insay wan ɛn af mɔnt, ɛn dɛn bin jɔs pas di Maginot Layn we dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ win. Fɔ fɛt na Afrika, usay fɔs dɛn bin win di sojaman dɛn we pas ɔl na Itali wit wan big big blo frɔm di British dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, Rɔmɛl bin win di British sojaman dɛn we bin strɔng pasmak we dɛn bin de fɛt kwik kwik wan. Bɔt fɔ tru, di ɛgzampul we bin rili wɔndaful bɔt di USSR, insay 1941, na di big big disasta we bin apin to wan pawaful ami. Ɛn retaliatory ɔfɛnsif ɔpreshɔn dɛn we de knock ɔut Jamani yunit dɛn. So di men tin na fɔ strayk yusɛf we yu nɔ wet fɔ di prɛshɔn we nyu Jamani tank dɛn de gi yu. Wan wɔ we go tek lɔng tɛm fɔ mek pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, kin bi lɛk se i nɔ gɛt op, pas nɔmɔ, fɔ tru, Sɔviɛt sayɛnsman dɛn mek wan mirekul wɛpɔn! Di las wan pɔsibul insay prinsipul fɔ ɛgzampul, i yɛri se i pɔsibul fɔ mek bɔm we go ebul fɔ pwɛl wan siti. Pantap dat, dis kayn bɔm go we tri ɔ 4 tan. I luk lɛk fayn fayn stori, bɔt... Dɛn bɔn wi fɔ mek fayn fayn stori kam tru.
  Wan we we at fɔ si mɔ na di laser wɛpɔn we dɛn tɔk bɔt na di Hypreboloid we injinia Garin rayt. Dis kayn tin kin rili ebul fɔ pwɛl wan ol ami we gɛt tank, plen, ɛn ship dɛn. Na tru se, mek dis kayn wɛpɔn ɛn nɔto di Tɔd Rayk nɔmɔ, bɔt di trɛtin dɛn we nem Pindos, di wan ol kapitalis wɔl go dɔn. Ɛn di brayt ban fɔ kɔmyunizim go shayn oba di planɛt. Bɔt fɔ sɔm rizin dɛn, dɛn nɔ mek dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn de. Miro nɔto di bɛst we fɔ gɛda kɔmbɔshɔn ɛnaji insay wan strim. Ɛn i kin tek bɔku mɔ ɛnaji fɔ kɔt ship dɛn. Although... if i kɔnsɛntret to wan maykron fayn, den i rili pɔsibul fɔ kɔt plen ɛn batlship. Wan mirekul wɛpɔn we go ɛp fɔ sev di USSR. Ɛn na dis na di laser ifɛkt, insay wan difrɛn we. Fɔ dɔn, di chen dɔn giv-ɔp ɛn i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i fri, ɛn sɔm rop dɛn de we de ledɔm rawnd.
  Vedmakova bin tɔk se:
  - Peshɛnt ɛn wok, if wit yu, yu nɔto bɔdi!
  Di titi tinap ɛn tap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di kɔva. No riakshɔn nɔ de. I bin nak mɔ ɛn mɔ. Fɔ ansa dis, pipul dɛn bin de swɛ insay Jepan ɛn dɛn nɔ bin du ɛnitin. Dɔn Witcher bigin fɔ siŋ wit pwɛl at. Ɛn i bin de siŋ wit di tɔp pan in vɔys, lɛk prima donna na anivesari pati:
  Di Wehrmacht hordes de go wild
  Di kray we gɔn dɛn de ala ɛn di sɔd dɛn we de fɛt!
  Smok kin go ɔp fɔ te wan mɔnt, .
  Distorshɔn fɔ di rayt dɛn we de kɔmɔt na ɛvin!
  
  Fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm, di papa land go gɛt glori, .
  A go gi mi bɔdi fɔ Rɔshia!
  A lɛk yu, fayn fayn Rus", .
  PAPA GƆD fɔ ɔl di kiŋ dɛn de wit wi!
  
  Oh, una kɔl grov dɛn na di kɔntri, .
  Di sawnd we gold aspen dɛn de mek de rɔsh!
  Ɔtodɔks falkɔn brɔda dɛn, .
  Gɔd bin mek di ami du tin dɛn we gɛt maynd!
  
  Na de dɛn we kol ɔ wam, .
  Sɔntɛm di klawd go briŋ sɔm daknɛs!
  Wi na fasist pig lɛk brum, .
  Fɔ shek di tin we nɔ fayn na yu fes!
  
  Wi pati in kɔz na jɔs, .
  Fɛt fɔ di pipul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn!
  Wi de siŋ wan brayt siŋ, .
  Di tink bin flay ɔp lɛk igl!
  
  Stalin in Mudra - di ideal fɔ wan rula, .
  Dɛn de kɛr wi go na wan bad bad fɛt we go mek wi day!
  Banner of di Motherland, pestle di wina, .
  A redi fɔ agyu wit Pallas-fate!
  
  Di tin dɛn we Lenin du go de sote go, .
  Wi go bil oli kɔmyunizim!
  Biliv wetin mɔtalman de tich, .
  Fascism go krɔs insay di big big daknɛs!
  
  Di wan ol planɛt tan lɛk bɔd we fri, .
  Lɛ wi flay go na di sta dɛn we de fa, to di wɔl dɛn!
  Sɔntin we brayt ɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn
  Wi go mek lɛk skapultɔ dɛn!
  
  Ɛn Rɔshia ɔnda di rɛd ban, .
  I tan lɛk se Idɛn we de na ɛvin go blo!
  Lenin in kɔz, Stalin in wil, .
  Lid wi fɔ go bifo fɔ di tin dɛn we wi dɔn du!
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova, ɛn 4 big big gyal pikin dɛn, bin kɔmɔt na Tula ɛn rich na Mɔsko.
  Naw di tin we bin de apin na di kapital siti bin rili at. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn dɔn fɔ rawnd dɛn, ɛn wan kɔridɔ bin lɛf we gɛt tati to fɔti kilomita, we bin de smɔl ɛn smɔl ɛvride.
  Siks wɔriɔ dɛn bin tek difensiv pozishɔn dɛn na di ɔdasay na Mɔsko. Wan bad bad atak bin de.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin faya ɛn siŋ to insɛf:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Ɛn wi go bi big wan!
  Margarita Korshunova shot ɛn ala se:
  - En a go bi di kulest!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go trowe grenade we go kil pɔsin.
  Ɛn i de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, insay fɛt Natasha go kɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn wit mashin gɔn ɛn trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Dis na aw dis uman tan lɛk...
  Insay 1941, Natasha bin rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di Brest Fɔt. I bin de go na di ist pat. Di nyu sus bin chaf in fut kwik kwik wan, ɛn di titi pul dɛn ɛn waka barefut.
  Natin nɔ bin de fɔ tu-tri awa, dɔn mi fut we nɔ gɛt natin bigin fɔ it. Afta ɔda tu awa dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi bɔm wit pen.
  Natasha, bikɔs na Mɔskovayt, i nɔ bin yus fɔ waka barefut. Ɛn fɔ tru, wan wan tɛm i bin de dip insay di strim.
  Yɛs, i bin tɔn to sɔfa fɔ in leg dɛn. Bɔt di yɔŋ titi bin yus to am kwik kwik wan.
  Dɔn i bin de waka wit in fut ɔltɛm, ivin insay di sno, ɛn i bin jɔs de wɛr sus we di ples kol bad bad wan.
  Naw Natasha de fɛt lɛk gɔd uman we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt.
  Ɛn na ya Zoya trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala:
  - Dis na rili wan big deti!
  Ɛn i go gi wan tɔn we i want fɔ du gud gud wan.
  Ɛn di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn mɛsenja dɛn fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn afta dat, Anjɛlika faya... Ɛn i de shot bak so wayl kɔrɛkt wan.
  Ɛn wan grenade de flay bak frɔm in leg we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i de skata di sojaman dɛn we dɛn de pe fɔ.
  Dɔn Svetlana de faya. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe tin dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp.
  Ɛn i de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am fa fawe.
  Ɛn i shot insɛf, ɛn krɔs di ɛnimi dɛn wit wan blast wef.
  Dis na di gyal pikin dɛn we dɛn bɔn na di USSR!
  Oleg Rybachenko de faya kɔrɛkt wan pan ɛnimi infantri, i de trowe grenade ɔtomɛtik wit in pikin in fut. Ɛn di sem tɛm di bɔbɔ de kɔmpoz fɔ insɛf.
  Vitaliy Klitschko, we bin dɔn gɛt cham-mɔt wit di nyu Prɛsidɛnt fɔ Yukren Zelensky, bin disayd fɔ lɛf fɔ bi mɛya fɔ Kyiv. Infakt, wetin mek yu fɔ traŋa ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ de na di pozishɔn. I bɛtɛ fɔ sɔlv di prɔblɛm yusɛf.
  Ɛn afta we Vitali Klitschko lɛf di mɛya wok, i bigin fɔ wok bak. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm we i mek i fil bad, i chalenj Weider fɔ fɛt. Witout eni intamediet batl! Ɛn dis afta we dɛn dɔn blo fɔ pas et ia.
  Na tru se Wida gri wit dis. Dɛn aksept chalenj!
  Ɛn di tɛm we di trut de kam. Na wan say, di multiple world champion no neva biat fo pas twelv yiez. Ɛn na di ɔda say, di fɔti nayn ia ol fɔma mɛya fɔ Kiev. Man we fit biat Hopins rekod, bot we pipul de kweshon im fitnes.
  Infakt, bɔku pipul dɛn bin biliv se afta dɛn dɔn blo fɔ lɔng tɛm so, fɔ go stret to Weider go bi fɔ kil yusɛf.
  Bɔt Vitali Klitschko tan lɛk Rɔki Balboa. A disayd fɔ go ɔp agens di knockout artist we gɛt pawa pas ɔlman na di hevi weit divishɔn. Denotey Wider na bɔksa we dɔn si ɔl in ɛnimi dɛn de fɔdɔm. Absolutli evribodi - inkludin Tyson Fury!
  So wetin go apin if Vitali Klitschko gɛt chans?
  Bɔt Vitali Klitschko bin de tren ɔltɛm, i bin de kip in shep, ɛn i bin de rayd baysikul fɔ go wok. Ɛn fɔ tru, i nɔ bin bad so pan bɔdi. Ɛn apat frɔm dat, i bin gɛt wan stik we dɛn mek wit stik.
  Wel, Vitali Klitschko go tek di fait, ivin if im no bi di fevrit.
  Oleg Rybachenko chenj di klip fɔ in mashin gɔn. Di fɛt we dɛn se dɛn kin fɛt wit bɔksa dɛn kin mek pɔsin in at gladi.
  So, rili, wetin mek Vitali Klitschko nɔ de kam bak na di ring ɛn tray fɔ brok Hopins in rɛkɔd?
  Dis go bi wan aidia we rili strɔng.
  Di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ faya wan bɔrst ɛn mow dɔŋ sɔm duzin ɔda fasist dɛn.
  Afta dat, di bɔbɔ laf ɛn stɔp in tɔŋ, ɛn se:
  - Mi na wan supa pɔsin!
  Magarita trowe tu lɛmon dɛn we dɛn tay togɛda wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Yu kol pas eni pesin!
  Oleg, we kɔntinyu fɔ shot, bin rizin...
  Vitali Klitschko, we bin ol fɔti nayn ia, bin rili go brok Hopins in rɛkɔd. I ivin mɛmba na wan prɛs kɔfrɛns se: "A bin se a nɔ go brok Foreman in rɛkɔd, bɔt a nɔ tɔk natin bɔt Hopins! So a go tek am ɛn bit in rɛkɔd!"
  Bɔt if wan impɔtant pat pan di pipul dɛn bin biliv mɔ ɔ smɔl se Hopins, we ol fɔti-ɛit ia, go ebul fɔ win di taytul fɔ bi wɔl champion, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ fet pan Vitaliy Klitschko we i ol fɔti-nayn ia. Inklud bikɔs ɔf di fakt se in ɛnimi rili strɔng.
  Na so pancha nɔ ɛva de na di istri fɔ di hevi weit divishɔn. Na tru se Wida nɔ yɔŋ igen, bɔt i ol tati fayv ia nɔto fɔti nayn ia.
  Bɔt i klia se Vitali Klitschko nɔ de lɔs op. I kin tren tranga wan ɛn i kin gɛt in shep. Ɛn a rili gladi se a trowe di rutin fɔ bi di mɛya fɔ Kyiv.
  Fɔ tru, i nɔ kin rili gladi fɔ bi mɛya na Yukren, usay bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn de.
  Bɔt fɔ di fɛt wit Uyader, dɛn bin gi Vitali Klitschko rili gud mɔni. So, in eni kes, a no mek mistek wit di wallet. Di nem Vitali Klitschko na pɔsin we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi.
  Ivɛl tong dɛn bin ivin se Weider go hit wan tɛm, ɛn Vitali Klitschko go fɔdɔm insɛf. Ɛn afta dat, i go gɛt mɔni ɛn rayt mɛmua ɔ fikshɔn.
  Ɔ sɔntɛm i go akt na fim.
  Bay di we, Vladimir Klitschko bin want fɔ bɔks bak. Na di kɔni kɔni Vladimir nɔmɔ bin pik wan we wik ɔpɔnɛnt frɔm di rɛgyula wɔl champion. Bot no mata hau yu luk am, im bi champion and dat wan kul!
  Bɔt Denotay Wider, ilɛk aw yu luk am, stil na di bɛst pan di bɛst!
  Bɔt Vitaly de tren wit fred. I tan lɛk yɔŋ man we de put mɔ strɛs pan insɛf. Ɛn i bin gɛt bɔku sparring sɛshɔn dɛn, we sho se i gɛt fayn fayn fɔm ɛn i bin ebul fɔ bia. Nɔ, Vitaly dɔn rɛdi. Ɛn i nɔ jɔs de go insay di ring.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, we di de fɔ jɔj kam, di big big knockout artist, Wider, di bɛst heviweyt pan dis, ɛn Vitaly kam togɛda. Di fɔma mɛya fɔ Kyiv, we ɔlman dɔn ɔlrɛdi rayt ɔf as bɔksa. Bɔt afta dat, tu pipul dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi bin kam togɛda.
  Vitaly, we bi di wɔl champion fɔ di fɔs tɛm bak insay 1999. Jɔs tink bɔt aw lɔng i bin dɔn pas ɛn i dɔn pas twɛnti ia frɔm we dis tin apin.
  Ɛn Wider dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol in taytul fɔ rili lɔng tɛm. Ɛn i dɔn nia bak fɔ brok di rɛkɔd fɔ Hɔms, we bin ol dis taytul fɔ di lɔng tɛm we dɛn sheb di bɛlt dɛn.
  Ɛn fɔ tru, if Wider de fred ɛnibɔdi, nɔto granpa Vitaly. Fɔ tru, nɔto ɔlman kin bi Hawkins. Ɛn di wan dɛn we de agens Hawkins nɔ gɛt pawa lɛk Weider!
  Bɔt Vitaly, as chalenj, de go insay di ring. In bɔdi stil fayn ɛn gɛt mɔsul, pan ɔl we in ia dɔn ɔlrɛdi grey. Grɔnpa Vitaly, as dɛn kɔl am wit rɛspɛkt, ɔ wit provok. Bɔt di difinishɔn fɔ di mɔsul tan lɛk di wan we yɔŋ man gɛt.
  Vitaly bin tɔk se i dɔn rɛdi. Ɛn nɔto ivin insɛf, di ret dɛn dɔn go ɔp smɔl.
  Wida kin slim bak, i kin skapul, ɛn i kin tan lɛk bon dɛn, i nɔ kin wet.
  Pan ɔl we i na fɔmidabul pancha, i gɛt sɔm difensiv prɔblɛm dɛn ɛn nɔto ɔltɛm i kin gud pan in fut. Bɔt a dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt. If yu tink bɔt di nɔmba fɔ di fɛt dɛn, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi ikwal to Vitaly. Ɛn dɛn nɔ win am yet.
  Bɔt Vitali Klitschko bin lɔs in tu fɛt dɛn jɔs bikɔs ɔf injuri ɛn kɔt. Ɛn pɔsin kin tɔk bak se dɛn nɔ bin bit am.
  Bɔt pas et ia gap, ɛn lɛk fifti ia ej. Na tru se if Vitaly bin yɔŋ, i bin fɔ dɔn gɛt chans. Bɔt i go ebul fɔ win Hopins in rɛkɔd? David Haye, we bin dɔn ol tati fayv ia, bin bi ziro bɔksa.
  Bɔt bɔku tɔk de ɛn na di ring nɔmɔ go sho. Yu tink se Vitali Klitschko go brok Hopins in rɛkɛd, ɔ dɛn go kɛr am go na strɛcha, lɛk aw Weider bin prɔmis.
  Na ya i kɔmɔt na do we i wɛr revɛn mask. Tɔlɔ, rili dray, ivin skinny lɛk Koschey.
  Wan pe bɔksa bin mek i gɛt siriɔs prɔblɛm dɛn na di ring. Dis na di Cuban Ostrix, we bin lid pan poɛnt ɛn bit di knockout, ɛn Tyson Fury, we insɛf bin lid pan poɛnt ɛn ebul fɔ briŋ di fɛt to dro. So di big pancha pan ɔl tɛm kin go bust.
  Bɔt di ods na ɔlmost wan pan tɛn in favɔrit. Bɔt stil, Vitaly dɔn ol tumɔs ɛn i dɔn lɛf fɔ wok fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ivin in brɔda Vladimir bin advays fɔ wam wit tu-tri strɔng midul pipul dɛn we de wok na fam. Infakt, na Jamani, Vitali Klitschko kin gɛt mɔ mɔni we i fɛt wit wan bɔksa we nɔ impɔtant, jɔs bikɔs ɔf in big nem.
  Vitaly na pɔsin ɔlsay na di wɔl nɔto jɔs as bɔksa, bɔt as pɔlitiksman, mɛya fɔ di kapital siti, ɛn hiro fɔ di Maidan.
  Nɔ, ilɛk aw i bi, Vitali Klitschko fɔ dɔn tink if i fayn fɔ rɔsh ɛn fɛt da kayn mawnten de.
  Bɔt dɛn dɔn disayd fɔ du am: Vitali Klitschko nɔ de luk fɔ izi we dɛn!
  Di fɛt de apin na Amɛrika. Dɛn kin ple di antɛm dɛn fɔ USA ɛn Yukren. Dɛn kin anɔys di savis rɛkɔd dɛn. Fɔ dɔn, di sayn fɔ fɛt de sawnd.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn want fɔ si spɛktakl ɛn blɔd.
  Wider bin stat wit tek tɛm, pan ɔl we i kin rɔng. Wetin fɔ du if Vitaly dɔn rɔsti? Klitschko Sr. sɛf nɔ de rɔsh. Bɔt yu kin si wantɛm wantɛm se i layt na in fut, i slim, i gɛt mɔsul, ɛn i balans fayn. Ɛni we aw i bi, wetin bɔku pipul dɛn bin de tink se i go flɔt wantɛm wantɛm, nɔ bin apin.
  Klitschko bin wok wit in jab wit kɔnfidɛns, i bin de ol am ay smɔl pas aw i kin ol, ɛn i bin de put blɔk dɛn.
  Di fɔs tu rawnd dɛn bin go fayn fayn wan. Ɛn afta dat, Wider, as dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt, bin ɔp di tɛmpo bɔku. I bigin fɔ atak ɛn atak mɔ aktiv wan. Bɔt Vitaly nɔ bin de lɔs. Blɔk di blo ɛn mit am wit wan lɛft jab. Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm, we ɔktopa bin atak am shap shap, i nak am na in bɔdi wit in raytan. Wider double ova in pen.
  Vitaly pul wan deuce, and fo di sekon taim fo im kariera, di wold champion and di bes knockout artist of ol taim fain imsef fo floor.
  Vitaly smayl... Ɛn di ɔdiɛns bin de ala wit gladi at. Dis nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt frɔm ol Vitaly. Eh! Bɔt i tan lɛk se fifti ia de kam jisnɔ! Ɛn stil de muf ɛn hit! Yu nid fɔ ebul fɔ du dis!
  Wida tinap, bɔt i bigin fɔ bak. Vitaly bigin fɔ sting am smɔl smɔl wit in jab. Ɛn bak wan deuce. Ɛn a bit am bak. Knockout de bak away.
  Wit difikulti, Weider bin sev te di raun don. Dɔn, insay di nɛks wan, Vitaly bin wok as nɔmba wan. Bɔt natin, ɔltin bin go akɔdin to wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan. Weider bin bak fɔ sɔm rawnd dɛn ɛn i bin luk lɛk se i nɔ ebul fɔ du natin. Bɔt insay di nɔmba nayn rawnd i bɔm bak. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ blo ɛn go bifo. Ɛn bak i mis wan deuce ɛn fɔdɔm. Sɛkɔn knockdown.
  Vitaly de smayl. Goes fɔ go bifo. Wider nɔ stedi na in fut. I mis di deuce bak we i nɔ fɛn antidote. Ɛn frɔm di nɛks blo, i fɔdɔm.
  I kin grap wit prɔblɛm, ɛn di rɛfri stɔp di fɛt!
  Viktri! Vitali Klitschko, we naw na di wɔl champion! Ɛn in bɛlt bak! Na tru se i nɔ absoliut yet, bɔt i dɔn ɔlrɛdi rayd ɔs!
  I brok Hopins in rɛkɛd, ɛn, fɔ tru, fɔ di heviweyt Fɔman, i bi di wɔl champion fɔ di nɔmba 4 tɛm, ɛn ikwal to Holyfield.
  Wida, na tru, de ala se dɛn bin stɔp di fɛt tu ali ɛn i de aks fɔ mek dɛn mek am bak.
  Vitaly se i go disayd if i go kɔntinyu fɔ du in wok ɔ i go gɛt sɔm ɔda fɛt dɛn leta. Bɔt ɔlman kin tɛl am se i rili gud, ivin bɛtɛ pas di tɛm we i bin yɔŋ, ɛn i nid fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ du am.
  Pantap dat, natin nɔ de fɔ du yet. Wan ɔda mɛya de na Kyiv, di palɛmint ɛn prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn stil de fa, wetin mek yu nɔ fɛt de?
  Fɔ di nɛks tri fɛt dɛn, dɛn de gi Vitaly as mɔ as wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn dɔla, ɛn wan pasɛnt frɔm brodkas.
  Na tru se di jackpot big, ɛn di fɔma mɛya fɔ Kyiv se i go tink bɔt am.
  Infakt, i sho se i stil ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. So wetin mek fɔ bɛr talɛnt? Ɛn di men tin na dat, natin nɔ de fɔ du pas dat ɛni we!
  Sɔntɛm yu go tray fɔ jɔyn ɔl di bɛlt dɛn? Dat go rili fayn!
  Vitaly gri fɔ tek di ɔf ɛn sayn wan kɔntrakt fɔ tri ɔda fɛt dɛn.
  Ɛn in nɛks ɔpɔnɛnt... Wɛl, fɔ tru Taysɔn Furi! Neva bit bifo, big hevi weit. Na tru se Uydar ɛn sɔmbɔdi we smɔl pas am bin fɔdɔm am. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, na in bak de du bad to in smɔl brɔda. Wɛl, aw yu nɔ go fɛt sɔntin lɛk dat?
  Na tru se, wan nyu fɛt, ɛn wan fayn fayn fi, ɛn wan big spɛktakl.
  Oleg Rybachenko de shot bak pan Jamani pipul ɛn fɔrina fɛtman dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, i rili lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ de na di sojaman dɛn we de waka. Dɛn de muf biɛn di E-50 ɛn E-75 tank dɛn. Ɛn dɛn kin tray nɔ fɔ tek risk.
  Na ya somwe fa fawe yu kin si "Panther"-2. Dis tank, we nɔ tan lɛk di rial stori, bin apia bak insay 1943. Ɛn di "Panther" insɛf nɔ bin tu big. Yɛs, ɛn dɛn bin mek "Panther"-2, pan ɔl we bɔku, bɔt insay 1945, we dɛn bin de pripia fɔ di wɔ wit di USSR, di Jamani dɛn bin ful-ɔp di faktri dɛn wit E-50 ɛn E-75 tank dɛn.
  Pan ɔl di prɛktikal we dɛn bin de yuz layt gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek dɛnsɛf: E-10 ɛn E-25, di Fuhrer dɛn bin lɛk tank dɛn we ebi pasmak. I nɔ bin izi fɔ mek Guderian mek dɛn mek di E-50 we de spid pas ɔl. Di Fuhrer bin lɛk di E-75 mɔ, we nɔ bin rili sakrifays ɛn i bin we naynti tan.
  Bɔt naw wan modifyeshɔn fɔ di E-75 M dɔn apia, wit wan silhouette we smɔl, layt ɛn wit pawaful injin. Sɔntɛm i go bi di wan we go ɔlsay na di wɔl tumara bambay.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Oleg Rybachenko kin yuz kɔni kɔni we dɛn. I tek am ɛn trowe grenade insay di E-50 trak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Bikɔs ɔf dis, di tank kin tɔn ɛn rɔsh wit in kɔleja.
  Ɛn di rizɔlt na tu mastodon dɛn we de bɔn.
  Oleg, as wi si, na pɔsin we rili kɔni.
  Dis na aw i de ɔpreshɔn naw, ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn de sɔfa bɔku lɔs. Di bɔbɔ gɛt nimbul leg dɛn. I fayn fɔ tan lɛk am, i nɔ wɛr fut ɛn i fayn.
  Bɔt in jɔnal, tink bɔt bɔksa dɛn kin kam na mi ed. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wetin mek Denis Lebedev nɔ go bigin in wok bak? Fɔti ia nɔto so lɔng. Pantap dat, di men kɔmpitishɔn dɛn frɔm di ebi ebi divishɔn dɔn kɔmɔt, ɛn yu kin tray fɔ mek di bɛlt dɛn gɛt wanwɔd.
  Wetin yu rili nɔ fɔ du na fɔ bi di ɔtoriti dɛn siks. I bɛtɛ fɔ tek nobul bɔksin yusɛf ɔ jɔyn di ɔposishɔn.
  Dis tan lɛk aw Sɛji Kɔvalev bin bi di mɛya fɔ Mɔsko. Pan ɔl we dis na jɔs fantasi.
  Ɛn Denis Lebedev kin du sɔntin we go mek pɔsin gɛt mɔ kɔnstrɔkshɔn. Pantap dat, i stil tu ali fɔ lɛf bɔksin we dɛn nɔ win. Rial atlet fɔ go te di ɛnd.
  Wladimir Klitschko kin kam bak bak. Bɔt sɔm, lɛk Alɛgzanda Ustinov, we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit tri tɛm insay wan row, nɔ kin ritaia!
  Fɔ tru, hiro dɛn nɔto pipul dɛn, bɔt dɛn kɔmɔt stret frɔm stɛl!
  Bɔt lɛ wi imajin dis tin: Putin krash pan plen, ɛn nyu prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn de na Rɔshia.
  Ɛn wetin wi de si tide! Di kɔmyunis dɛn nɔ gɛt strɔng kandidet dɛn. Grudin dɔn shem insɛf ɛn dɛn dɔn pwɛl in kredibiliti. Zyuganov tu ol en evribodi taya wit am, en i no geht inaf charisma. Suraikin bin fail fo di ilekshon we don pas. Ɔda pipul dɛn we pipul dɛn nɔ no bɛtɛ. Zhirinovsky tu ol en evribodi taya wit am. Ɔda pipul dɛn we de na di LDPR nɔ bɔku pipul dɛn no bɔt dɛn. Udat ɔda pɔsin frɔm di ɔposishɔn yu kin rɛkɔmɛnd? Andrei Navalny strɔng, bɔt dɛn nɔ go alaw am fɔ tek pat pan di ilɛkshɔn. Ksenia Sobchak nɔto siriɔs kandidet. Demushkin bin de na prizin ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ prɔmoshɔn. Udaltsov bin de na prizin bak, pan ɔl we sɔntɛm di kɔmyunis dɛn bin fɔ dɔn sɔpɔt am ɛn kɔmɔt na do.
  Fo shot, no sirios kompititor de fo di opozishon. So Medvedev, we na di aktin prɛsidɛnt, stil na di men pɔsin we dɛn lɛk. Ɛn if ɛni intrig de: di sɛkɔn rawnd ɔ wantɛm wantɛm na di fɔs wan.
  If yu tink bɔt Medvedev in lɔw raytin, ɛn i go mɔs bi se di bɔku bɔku prɛsidɛnt kandidet dɛn, sɛkɔn raun rili pɔsibul.
  Bɔt, Medvedev go gɛt rili big advantej insay di fɔs raun, ɛn wan nɔ rili gud ɛnimi insay di sɛkɔn raun.
  Pan ɔl we na di las tɛm in yon Zelensky kin apia ɛn kɔnfyus ɔl di kad dɛn!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin trowe grenade bak, ɛn push di Nazi tank dɛn. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de ala ɛn shel.
  Ɛn wan wan tɛm di wɔl kin kɔmɔt ɛn bɔn rayt na di ays. Ɛn di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn kin tɔn oba, ɛn dɛn kin mɛlt.
  Oleg se:
  - Glori to wi empire!
  Magarita, we bin de trowe di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin we bin de de wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin swɛt:
  -Great glori to di hiro dɛm!
  Ɛn bak di titi go tos di lɛmon wit in bare il.
  Di fasist dem de pour in, oh en pour in.
  No we nɔ de fɔ stɔp dɛn ɔ win dɛn ivin wit vaykum bɔm! Na so kul warriors de ya, it"s just creepy!
  Oleg de ala lawd wan:
  - Wi win na di oli wɔ!
  Margarita bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Wit wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt garanti!
  Ɛn bak di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Nɔ, i klia se dɛn pikin ya nɔ go jɔs giv ɔp.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ala se:
  - Fɔ di nyu Soviet ɔda!
  Margarita bin aktiv wan faya wan bɔrst ɛn kɔnfyus:
  - Banzai we de na di wɔl!
  Na da tɛm de, Ɔlɛg bin tray fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ kɔmpoz. Wel, Vitaly de du wan volontia difens agens Tyson Fury. Meanwhile, Vladimir get wan ikwal intrestin fait wit Ruiz.
  Infakt, Ruiz na bin wɔl champion pan tri vɛshɔn dɛn. Wetin mek Vladimir nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt am fɔ bɔku mɔni? Wan pɔsin we izi fɔ fɛt am na dat i shɔt ɛn fat pasmak. Vladimir kin shot am wit lɔng jab.
  I sɔri fɔ no se Klitschko Jr. bin mis fɔ fɛt am we i bin de bi di wɔl champion. Bɔt i go nid fɔ muf.
  Ɛn aw yu nɔ bin tink bɔt dis, Vladimir?
  Ɛn di wɔl champion insay tri vɛshɔn dɛn naw na Usik. Bɔt, i bin rich na di tron kwik kwik wan.
  Ɛn wan wanwɔd fɛt wit Vitaly pɔsibul. Bɔt dɛn tin ya na jɔs ɛstimat fɔ naw.
  Vitaly nid fɔ win Tyson Fury, ɛn wan rimatch wit Weider na intres. Ɛn bɔku ɔda intrestin fɛtman dɛn de. Na di sem Antɔni Jɔshwa. I go rili intrestin bak fɔ fɛt wit am. Ɛn bak fɔ blem in brɔda.
  Vitaly bin mek wan senseshɔn bay we i win Weider. Ɛn wetin yu go du fɔ mek yu gɛt sakrifays?
  Wetin mek yu nɔ bi di fɔs bɔksa na di wɔl fɔ win championship fɛt afta fifti ia? Nɔbɔdi nɔ dɔn ebul fɔ du dis bifo!
  Eh, Vitaly, yu de du am! I nɔ mata us kayn mɛya fɔ Kyiv yu bin bi, bɔt naw dɛn dɔn no yu witout ɛni dawt as big wɔl champion!
  Bɔt na dis na di fɔs, volontia fɔ difend di taytul. Vitaly de fes wan big ɛn lɔng an ɛnimi. Nɔto pancha we fɔmidabul lɛk Weider, bɔt tɛknikal ɛn agil, wit lɔng an dɛn. Ɛn bak i nɔ brok yet, pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn drɔp am.
  Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i win di stil rili yɔŋ Wladimir Klitschko, we nɔ gɛt wan dawt se i mek Tyson Fury bi wan big kɔmpitishɔn.
  Di ods bin de lɛk fifti-fifti. Na tru se di knockout win ova Weider bin impres. Bɔt naw i nɔ go bi grɔmbul agens am, bɔt na tɛknikal fɛtman, we nɔbɔdi nɔ ebul fɔ ɔtbɔks yet. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di wan we win Vladimir insɛf de na di dawn fɔ in trɛnk.
  Yu tink se Vitaly we ol fifti ia go ebul fɔ bia wit dis kayn tɛknishian? Dis na duel of intellects oredi. Bɔt i klia se Wida nɔ bin tek Vitaly smɔl ɛn i bin tray fɔ tek am we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni. Bɔt dis nɔ go wok igen.
  Na dis na di tu bɔksa dɛn de rɛdi. Vitaly, lɛk ɔltɛm, na siriɔs pɔsin ɛn i de pe atɛnshɔn pan sɔntin. I gɛt kɔnfidɛns ɛn i gɛt kol at.
  Tyson Fury tu de pripia. I lɔng pas Vitaly, i gɛt lɔng an ɛn i go tray fɔ tek advantej pan dis.
  Bɔt naw di fɛt go apin na Briten, ɛn dɛn go pe fɔ brodkas.
  Naw Tyson Fury dɔn kɔmɔt fɔs. I de sho se i gɛt kɔnfidɛns na do. Bold, awkward, ɛn nɔ rili atlet. If Vitali Klitschko tint in ia, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ no uswan pan dɛn big, pan ɔl we sɛvintin ia difrɛns bin de pan di ej. Dis no bi rekod yet fo championship fait, bot i don de kam nia di rekod oredi.
  Wel, maitbi Vitaly go fait tu wit pesin we yong pas Tyson Fury.
  Vitaly de kɔmɔt wit di sawnd fɔ myuzik we de mek pɔsin fred. Dɛn de luk dɛnsɛf.
  Tyson na slouched en no luk taller. Sɔntɛm Vitaly kin brayt pas ɔl na di sholda dɛn. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, in bɔdi fayn pasmak, ɛn in mɔsul dɛn de sho klia wan.
  Wɛl, wetin wi go se bɔt di siŋ dɛn? Fɔs British, ɛn afta dat Yukren.
  Dɔn dɛn chenj di we aw dɛn de luk dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, di bɔgl de blo, di fɔs rawnd.
  Vitaly trowe layt jab ɛn muv fayn fayn wan. Taysin tray fɔ kɔmɔt de. Bɔt Vitaly rili sabi, ɛn in blo dɛn de muv along wan klɔmsi trajektɔri, ɛn i de rich na Tyson Fury in ed.
  Ɔltin de go lɛk aw masta sabi pipul dɛn bin tɔk. Vitaly gɛt fayn fayn spid.
  Ɛn ɔltin kin kɔmɔt fayn.
  I win di fɔs raun... Dɔn wan minit fɔ rɛst ɛn di sɛkɔn rawnd. Agen Fury nɔ de chenj taktik. I tan lɛk se i op se Vitaly go taya.
  . CHAPTER No. 4.
  Ɛn bak Klitschko Sɛniɔ gɛt smɔl advantej. Na di brɔda dɛn de kɔntrol di ring.
  Vladimir bin win Ruiz Jr. bay teknikol knockout wan wik afta.
  Wɛl, di fɛt de kɔntinyu.
  Di tɔd raun na Vitaly bin de dikte am bak. Bɔt insay di nɔmba 4 rawnd, Tyson Fury bɔm wantɛm wantɛm. I rɔsh fɔ go bifo... Ɛn hit di deuce. Ɛn dɛn kin knock am dɔŋ.
  Wetin i bin want? Vitaly de pan alert.
  Somhow Tyson difend dis raun to di en. Dɔn di wan-sayd fɛt bigin bak wit Vitaly we bin de rul. Pantap dat, i klia se di wɔl champion Klitschko Sr. nɔ bin de rɔsh.
  Ɛn afta et rawnd, Taysɔn Fury pul insɛf kɔmɔt wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn dɛn kin deklare win bay tɛknikal knockout, bikɔs dɛn nɔ gri fɔ kɔntinyu di fɛt.
  So, Vitali Klitschko sɛt nyu rɛkɔd: na di fɔs fɛtman insay bɔksin istri fɔ difend di wɔl taytul we i ol fifti ia. Ɛn di nɛks tin we Hopins dɔn du, de hit.
  So naw i rili rili dɔn bi supaman. Ɛn i bin blem in brɔda.
  Bɔt di nɛks fɛt na rimatch wit Weider. Dɛn prɔmis fɔ pe bɔku bɔku fi. Wetin mek wi go fɛt wit am, dɔn wi go fɛt Jɔshwa?
  Ɛn afta dat yu kin tink bɔt wan yunifayshɔn fɛt wit Usik. In jɔnal, Vitali Klitschko, in prinsipul, go lɛk fɔ bi di absolyut wɔl champion. Ɛn i gɛt wan tin we rili strɔng.
  Oleg Rybachenko de grin we i de tink bɔt wetin i de tink. Yɛs, dis pɔsibul. Di bɔbɔ kɔt wan ol layn fɔ fasist dɛn ɛn se:
  - Pipul dɛn mɛmba yu Klitschko! Pipul dɛn gladi fɔ yu Klitschko! Pipul dɛn angri fɔ yu Klitschko! Kam bak jisnɔ Klitschko!
  Di bɔbɔ genius laf in gladi gladi siŋ ɛn bak i lans di grenade we kil pas ɔl. Ɛn tri Nazi tank dɛn kin rɔsh.
  Pan ɔl we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt di Nazi dɛn, dɛn bin stil ebul fɔ tek ɛn kɔt di kɔridɔ we bin de kɔnɛkt Mɔsko wit ɔda pat dɛn na di USSR.
  So, dɛn dɔn blok di kapital siti na Rɔshia kpatakpata. Jɔs lɛk aw dɛn dɔn blok Leningrad.
  Stalingrad stil de agens am. Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin atak bak di siti dɛn we nem Grozny ɛn Ordzhonikidze we de na di Kɔkas. Di tin we de apin rili bad. Ɛspɛshali we dɛn bin de rawnd Mɔsko ɔlsay.
  I gɛt bɔku sojaman dɛn, ɛn bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we de na di militia. Bɔt we dɛn de fɛt, dɛn kin yuz shel ɛn amunishɔn kwik kwik wan. Sɔntɛm, i nɔ go gɛt inof amunishɔn. Ɛn afta dat, di kapital go fɔdɔm. Ɛn nɔto so bɔku tin dɛn de fɔ it. Dis sɛf go dɔn jisnɔ.
  Ɛn if Mɔsko nɔ de, i go bi ɔda wɔ. Ɛn Stalin ɔndastand dis.
  Naw i de na Kuibyshev. Bɔt afta di Nazi dɛn brok tru to di Vɔlga, i nɔ bin de fa frɔm di fɔs layn bak.
  Plus di samurai dem tu put preshos pan dem. Dɛn kin bɔm ɛn atak wit bɔku bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut. Sɔntɛm, trɛnk nɔ go de.
  Stalin ɔndastand dis ɛn i de tray fɔ tɔk bɔt wan sɛpret pis wit Jepan biɛn di sinis. Dɛn se dɛn ivin rɛdi fɔ giv ɔp di Fa Is ɛn pe indemniti wit gold.
  Bɔt Hirohito bin se: wi nid ɔl di Sayberia, rayt te to di Yural. Ala, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ giv ɔp so bɔku tin.
  Vladivostok dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɛf smɔl fɔ mek dɛn rawnd am. En in jenerol evritin de rili scare...
  Bɔt sɔm heroic gyal dɛn kin fɛt ɛn nɔ kin gri fɔ di fasist ɛn di Japan sojaman dɛn.
  Di prizin motoka we gɛt wɛpɔn we di Witcha we bin de siŋ bin de travul insay bin stɔp, ɛn dɛn yɛri di krak krak we di domɔt opin. Tu Japan man dɛn, wan big ɛn fat, di ɔda wan smɔl ɛn tint, bin ledɔm kɔmɔt na di layt we bin mek Anastasia blaynd fɔ smɔl tɛm. Dɔn di titi nɔ bin shem, i chuk wan na di tɛmpul wit in shin, ɛn wan ɔda wan na in jaw wit in fist we dɛn rap wit chen. Dɛn bin knock di wɔriɔs dɛn we dɛn bin de bost bɔt na di Land of the Rising Sun.
  Witcher bin ivin siŋ se:
  - A de chalenj di man fɔ di twɛlv raun! Afta ɔl, mi na supa uman ɛn a na kɔmplit Atass, ɛn a de sɛn di ɛnimi insay wan dip knockout, de sho klas we nɔ gɛt wan kɔntrol na fɛt!
  Di titi pik wan Japan mashin gɔn we dɛn kɔpi frɔm di Schmeister ɛn, we i klik di bolt, i rɔsh go na di kɔkpit. Tri ɔda Japan pipul dɛn jomp kɔmɔt de, ɛn Vedmakova sɛn faya pan dɛn, i aym fɔ dɛn ed ɛn grin bad bad wan.
  - Wetin di klab-hed monsta dem get!
  Di armored personnel carrier na wan nekɛd uman wɔriɔ bin kech am. Di Witcha bin de ala se:
  Hovered ova ɔnaful Rɔshia, .
  Ɛlish monsta dɛn we de bɔyl daknɛs!
  Di pɔsin we de ɔkup di ples gɛt in aks we de mek big big briz, .
  Shap ɛn kɔt di ed!
  Kɔmyunis we de insay cue bɔl nɔto pawn, .
  Wi nɔ gɛt yok sote go!
  Go tɔn di Tɔd Raych to fayabrand, .
  Wɛl, fɔ ɔnɛs pɔsin go gɛt blɛsin wit gudnɛs!
  Pan ɔl we Vedmakova bin vɛks pan am, i wɛr wan Japan soja yunifom we dɛn tek frɔm di wan dɛn we dɔn day. I nɔ bin fayn, dɛn sojaman ya nɔ bin dɔn was fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn di smel bin rili bad. Di gyal payɔnia ala se:
  - I fɔ bi so brutal! Eshian pan ɔl dat!
  Bɔt di ship we gɛt wɛpɔn we de kɛr pipul dɛn, bin bigin fɔ go ɔp izi wan ɛn bigin fɔ go na di nɔt pat. Di motoka bin gɛt tu 12-mm mashin gɔn dɛn, so if nid de, i bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn tɔn infantri atak. Wan ɔda tin na dat 20 mm armor nɔ bin fɔ dɔn tinap fɔ di kaliba we 37 mm Japan "kanɔn" dɛn gɛt. Vedmakova bin tink se: aw di kɔmyunis dɛn kam na pawa chenj Rɔshia. If insay tsarist tɛm, di Japan ami bin rili bɛtɛ pas di Rɔshian ami pan tɛknik, naw, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn de biɛn. Pan ɔl we wi nɔ go ebul fɔ se dɛn nɔ de ɛnkɔrej sayɛns na di Land we di San we De Rayt de. Dɛn bin bigin fɔ du kɔmpalsɔri sɛkɔndari ɛdyukeshɔn na di ɛnd pan di nayntin ia. Na tru se di kwaliti fɔ lan buk na Jepan nɔ bin ay. Dɛn kɔpi am frɔm di Prɔshian skul, we bin de pedantik to di ekstrem, ɛn mek am simpul smɔl, so dat wan ticha go pas tru bɔku studɛnt dɛn as i pɔsibul, bikɔs nɔto inɔf pipul dɛn we lan buk. In jɔnal, di Japan pipul dɛn bin falamakata di Yuropian dɛn, fɔ ɛgzampul di British dɛn we dɛn bin de wɛr kaki yunifom, di Jamani dɛn bin de luk fɔ di fɔmɛshɔn ɛn soja rigyuleshɔn dɛn, di Amɛrikan dɛn bin de fala di yunifom ɛn di kayn nevi, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de yuz di faynɛns institiushɔn dɛn. Na tru se dɛn bin gɛt dɛn yon, fɔ ɛgzampul, di Bushido kɔd, di fambul shimosa eksplɔziv (pan ɔl we i nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di Yuropian wan). Te to di mid-nayntin sɛntiwɔd, Jepan na bin wan kɔntri we bin de bak insay di midul ivul, we nɔ bin ivin gɛt relwe ɛn i bin gɛt kanɔnbɔl dɛn. I bin ivin ol pas Türkiye ɔ Iran, ɛn ivin mɔ Tsarist Rɔshia. Oddly enough, na Amerika we ɛp di Land of the Rising Sun fɔ kam na pɔblik yay ɛn rili fos am fɔ jɔyn di sivilizayt wɔl. Di mɔdan stim kruza we gɛt shel dɛn we de bɔn bin mek wan strɔng impreshɔn pan Jepan we bin de biɛn. Ɛspɛshali we i sink bɔku ship dɛn we de sel, we sho se kanɔnbɔl dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du natin.
  Sɔntɛm di Amɛrika pipul dɛn go rigrɛt pas wan tɛm we dɛn fos Jepan fɔ opin insɛf to di wɔl. Dat dɛn bin dɔn mɛn wan kɔmpitishɔn na Eshia, bɔt afta dat i nɔ bin izi fɔ biliv se insay sɔm dikɛd ia di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt go go di we we tek bɔku bɔku ia fɔ di Wɛst.
  Vedmakova bin de drayv along di aywe, we bin de alaw trak dɛn we gɛt tin dɛn fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ pas bifo, ɛn transpɔt, ɛn i bin de tink. Di tsarist gɔvmɛnt, ivin ɔnda Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn, ɔ fɔ se ivin ɔnda Nikolas di Fɔs, bin mek plan fɔ mek Chaina jɔyn Rɔshia. Bɔt Nikolai bin pik di Turkish dairekshɔn as sɔntin fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ du mɔ. Insay prinsipul, i bin izi fɔ am. Bɔt Briten we bin et Rɔshia, ɛn Frans we bin de ɔnda in pawa, bin tinap fɔ di Ɔtoman dɛn. Fɔ di fɔs tɛm insay wan kwata pan wan mileniɔm (sins 1612), Rɔshia lɔs wan big-skel wɔ (wan wan fɛt, fɔ tru, nɔ kɔnt, yu min se fɔ lɛk wan kwata pan wan mileniɔm Rɔshia nɔ lɔs wan wɔ as wan ol, bay di we, na ɔnda Nikolas di Fɔs we i rich in maksimal saiz pan eria). Bɔku rizin dɛn bin de, di wan we impɔtant pas ɔl na di we aw di Wɛstinian pawa dɛn bin bɛtɛ pas ɔl di ɔda tin dɛn we dɛn sojaman dɛn bin de yuz fɔ teknɔlɔji. Afta Nikolas we na bin di fɔs pɔsin we kil insɛf, na Alɛgzanda di Sɛkɔn bin tek di tron: sɔntɛm na bin di tsar we bin lan buk ɛn we sabi buk pas ɔlman insay di wan ol istri na Rɔshia. I bigin fɔ mek big big chenj dɛn, i bin notis se i de wok as slev, ɛn ɔnda am di industri we bin de gro kwik kwik wan, dɛn bigin fɔ bil relwe ɛn pawa plant dɛn! Bɔt di sem tɛm, di abolishɔn fɔ slev wok bin apin pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ di pipul dɛn we de wok na fam, bɔku tin dɛn bin pwɛl, rɔsh bin brok, mɔ di big big wan dɛn na Polan. Alɛgzanda bin ebul fɔ mek Rɔshia go bifo, bɔt i nɔ bin sɔlv di men prɔblɛm dɛn, ɛn i bin ivin sɛl Alaska to Amɛrika fɔ peni ɛn gi di Awayi Ayland dɛn fɔ fri. Na tru se i bin ebul fɔ win Tɛki, bɔt di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin rili wik da tɛm de ɛn pipul dɛn we bin de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin shek am. Yɛs, di tin dɛn we Rɔshia lɔs pan dis wɔ nɔ bin bɔku, ɛn dis bin pruv se di Rɔshian ami stil nɔ pafɛkt, pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn mek di chenj dɛn we dɛn dɔn mek. Bɔt ivin ɔnda Suvorov ɔltin nɔ bin klia lɛk aw dɛn kin tɔk na buk dɛn. Di win dɛn we dɛn win bin gɛt bɔku prayz, ɛn fɔ ɛgzampul, Katrin di Sɛkɔn insay di sɛkɔn wɔ we Rɔshia ɛn Tɛki bin fɛt, i bin jɔs tek smɔl smɔl land dɛn, ɛn i bin ivin lɛf fɔ gɛt prɔpati dɛn na Mɔldova. Pan ɔl we Ɔtodɔks Slav pipul dɛn bin de na dɛn land ya, ɛn wan tɛm dɛn bin de na Kievan Rus. Jɛnɛral wan, afta dɛn fri Rɔshia frɔm di Mongol-Tatar yok, dɛn bin mek wan rod fɔ mek ɔl di fɔs Slavik land dɛn kam bak. Dis tek sɔm ɔndrɛd ia fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn bin jɔs kam bak na Galisia insay 1939, afta dɛn fri am frɔm di Polish yok. Ɛn di siti we nem Przemysl wit di land dɛn we bin de rawnd am bin stil de wit di Ɔngari ɛn Slovak pipul dɛn.
  Vedmakova luk di haiwe: nɔto so bɔku difrɛn motoka dɛn bin de, bɔt Japan infantriman dɛn bin de mach. Jepan gɛt lɛk wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn pipul dɛn, ivin pas Jamani, trenin bifo dɛn tek di skul fɔ af pan di skul awa. Di wɔ wit di USSR na godsend fɔ dɛn, i nɔ tan lɛk di fɛt wit USA. Yu kin churn out mɔ ɛn mɔ divishɔn dɛn.
  I rili tɛmpt fɔ faya bɔrst frɔm yu tu ay-spid mashin gɔn dɛn, fɔtunate wan yu kin du dis bay we yu de kɔntrol dɛn yuz haydrolik drayv frɔm di kɔkpit. Bɔt di tru tin na dat, da tɛm de, insɛf nɔ go gɛt bɛtɛ chans fɔ kɔmɔt na ya. Nɔ, i stil bɛtɛ fɔ du am nia di frɔnt layn ɔ na nɛt. Yes, i tan lɛk se i dɔn ɔlrɛdi dak... Dɔn di wulf dɛn go ful-ɔp ɛn di ship dɛn go sef. Pan ɔl we nɔto so, i nɔto ship.
  So wetin wi go se bɔt Jepan? Di fɔs wɔ we bin apin insay 1904-1905 bin lɔs, ɛn Rɔshia bin lɔs pas tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tawzin sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn nɔmɔ as prizina. Pan ɔl we di tsarist ami bin gɛt wan nɔmba we pas ɔlman. Jepan nɔ bin lɔs tu tawzin prizina dɛn; Dis pej na istri nɔ rili fayn fɔ Rɔshia. Wetin de anɔynt pas ɔl na dat bɔku pipul dɛn insay di kɔntri bin want di Japan pipul dɛn fɔ win. Fɔ ɛgzampul, studɛnt dɛn na Mɔsko Yunivasiti bin sɛn kɔle to di Mikado fɔ we Pɔt Ata fɔdɔm. Ɛn aw bɔku dɛn bin tif: i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ list!
  Vedmakova slo di gas so dat i nɔ go rɔn go insay ɔda kɔlɔn we de mach. Di titi bin swɛ se:
  - Wɛl, dɛn tan lɛk lokɔs! Krio dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay!
  Di yes bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi no di ala ala we di kanɔn dɛn bin de mek; Di payɔnia bin grɔmbul ɛn afta dat i bin siŋ se:
  Di Rɔshian wɔman nɔ de kray bikɔs i de fil pen, .
  Di Rɔshian wɔriɔ de pwɛl di Japan pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn wi gɛt pwɛl at, .
  Di wan ol shild we bin bɛn bin shek!
  Di titi bin sɛt mɔt bak. Insay da wɔ de, USA ɛn Briten bin ɛp Jepan wit mɔni ɛn wɛpɔn, bɔt no frɔnt nɔ bin de na di wɛst. Fɔ tru, di Land of the Rising Sun bin op se Jamani go tek advantej pan di tɛm ɛn atak Rɔshia. Insay prinsipul, dis na bin rial tin, ɛn i bin bɛnifit Jamani. Di wan dɛn we gɛt padi biznɛs wit Ɔstria ɛn Ɔŋgaria, wit in intres dɛn na di Bolkans, kin agens Rɔshia bak. Turkey, we bin dɔn vɛks frɔm Rɔshia frɔm trade trade, ɛn ivin we Jamani bin de kɔntrol di mɔni biznɛs, insɛf kin go insay di wɔ. I pɔsibul bak se Itali, we bin de pat pan di Tripul Alɛyshɔn ɛn we bin ebul fɔ tek di rich Yukren land dɛn, go insay di wɔ. Ɛni we aw i bi, i bin fɔ dɔn bad fɔ di Tsarist Rɔshia. Ivin if i lɔs insay wan alyans wit di Entente, den wan wɔ pan tu frɔnt go dɔn wit disasta. Di chans fɔ mek Frans jɔyn di fɛt nɔ bɔku, bikɔs da tɛm de Briten bin de agens Rɔshia. In jenerol, of kos, dis na big miskalkul fo di Kaiser, we mis dis kain chans. I pɔsibul se ivin afta di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bigin, di men stratejik mistek we dɛn bin kɔl na di atak we di Fritz dɛn bin atak Bɛljiɔm ɛn Frans. Sɔntɛm if dɛn bin dɔn bigin fɔ atak Rɔshia ɔlsay, di tin we bin apin to Polan insay 1939 bin fɔ dɔn ripit. Laki se di Jamani pipul dɛn bin tɔn to kɔnfidɛns pasmak, dɛn bin pik fɔ fɛt wɔ na tu say dɛn.
  Witcher, nɔ lɛk bɔku pan in kɔmpin dɛn, bin laki: i bin ebul fɔ rid Mine Kaif, ɛn insay di ɔrijinal. Na tru se Hitlɛr bin rayt we i tɔk se i nid fɔ de togɛda wit Briten agens Rɔshia, ɔ togɛda wit Rɔshia agens Briten. Ɛn i rili mek sɛns, di fiuja Fuhrer bin kɔrɛkt di wan dɛn we bin tray fɔ briŋ Bismarck in bɔdi na layt.
  Fɔ tru, Hitler nɔ bin gri fɔ mek dɛn mek ɛni agrimɛnt wit Rɔshia, mɔ we di Bolshevik dɛn kam na pawa insay am ɛn i bin biliv se di land dɛn na Rɔshia fɔ bi Jamani kɔntri dɛn.
  Dis min se i klia se na Rɔshia ɛnimi, ɛn ɛni agrimɛnt fɔ di Fuhrer na bin simpul pepa. Pantap dat, Stalin na idiot fɔ mis dis kayn strɔng blo na in opin chin, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt fɔ rɛdi fɔ pul di blo ɛn briŋ in sojaman dɛn fɔ rɛdi fɔ fɛt. Ɔ i bɛtɛ pas dat, yu fɔ plant am yusɛf! Di Jaman ami nɔ bin rɛdi bak fɔ di tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ami bin want fɔ fɛt. I bin fɔ dɔn rili at fɔ dɛn, wi bin fɔ dɔn jɔs rawnd ɛn pwɛl di Jaman sojaman dɛn we bin de insay di kɔl dɛn. Dis na big big wɔ! Ɛn na so di tin we dɛn bin du bin pas to di Wehrmacht. Ɛn di frɔnt bin de flɔd frɔm Wɛst to Is. I nɔ klia wetin Stalin bin de kɔnt pan? En Beria na son of a bitch. I sabi am bold gud gud wan. Wetin mek i nɔ bin wɔn Stalin? Wetin mek i nɔ bin mek yu tek akshɔn? Aw dis bin apin? Afta ɔl, di Pipul Kɔmishɔn na bin kɔni man ɛn i nɔ bin de abop pan ɛnibɔdi! Afta ɔl, siriɔs intɛlijɛns data bin rili de, di sojaman dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin de pul go na di bɔda, ɛn ɛni sɛkɔn grani bin de tɔk bɔt wɔ. Jɛnɛral wan, pipul dɛn bin de fil se sɔntin we nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp ɛn we rili bad de kam nia!
  Ɛn na Stalin ɛn in ɛntourage nɔmɔ bin de kik ass, lɛk se na bay wilful dɛn want fɔ lɔs ɛn pwɛl bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Ɛn in jɔnal, di mɔstachioed Jojian nɔto da kayn genius de... I nɔ bin ebul fɔ dɔn di sɛminari, ɛn, as Beria admit to am, i kin drink bɔku tɛm. Ɛn we di wɔ bigin, wan jenɛral buz bin de... Ɛn naw di wan ol wɔl dɔn tek gɔn agens Rɔshia! Ɛn na ya, fɔ tru, na Stalin in polisi dɛn we nɔ de chenj chenj na dɛn fɔ blem. Speshali, pan ɔl we di frɔnt bin de swɛla bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tin dɛn fɔ du, dɛn bin kɔl bɔku bɔku tren dɛn bak fɔ kɛr Chechen pipul dɛn go na Kazakhstan. Ɛn dɛn bin de du dis insay di wɔ, we ɔl di kariɔt dɛn kin kɔnt! Bikɔs ɔf dis, bay di we, Mainstein bin ebul, pan ɔl we di Soviet ami bin gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn, fɔ du wan kɔwnta atak fɔ win di Rɛd sojaman dɛn. Bikɔs di echelon dɛn nɔ bin de, dɛn nɔ bin de yuz riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn insay di tɛm, di sapɔt fɔ di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ambɔg, ɛn as a rizulta di ɔfens nɔ bin fayn. Ɛn if wi sojaman dɛn bin de naw na Kyiv, ɛn sɔntɛm na Romɛnia, sɔntɛm Briten ɛn USA nɔ bin fɔ dɔn risk fɔ betray di USSR!
  Apat frɔm dat, udat bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i kil Hitlɛr? So na so yu de push di Third Reich to nyu agreshɔn?! I go mɔs bi se dis na bin ɔpreshɔn we Beria bin de lid... Afta ɔl, wan tɛm i bin fɛnɔt aw fɔ dɔn Trotsky. Bɔt da tɛm de, dis na bikɔs dɛn nid fɔ avɔyd fɔ mek dɛn nɔ skata na di Intanɛshɔnal. Naw dis dɔn mek di ɔpɔzit ifɛkt, di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rɔshia dɔn jɔyn an. Pantap dat, di ɛnimi dɛn na istri! I fɔ se Vedmakov insɛf bin rili sɔprayz we Chɔchil bin tɔk wan fayn fayn tɔk Jun 24, we i bin anɔys se i de sɔpɔt di USSR. I strenj se di ship kam to di wulf fɔ wan alyans, if, fɔ tru, dɛn kin kɔmpia di British layɔn to ship. Bɔt Stalin na wan tipik wulf! Naw ɔltin dɔn bak to nɔmal, kapitalis dimokrasi ɛn kapitalis fasist dɛn togɛda! Bɔt di kɔmyunis dɛn gɛt wanwɔd ɛn dɛn ɔnɛs, ɛn dɛn nɔ de gri wit dɛn kɔnshɛns! Sɔntɛm na dis na di rayt tin we Stalin bin want? Ɛni we aw i bi, di ɛnimi dɛn sojaman dɛn bin bɔku, ɛn Jepan bin sho in jaw na di ist. Bɔt, in jɔnal, di muv we di lidaship fɔ di kɔntri dɛn we de na di Rising Sun dɔn mek na lɔjik: i nid fɔ mek di sojaman dɛn trot we nɔ satisfay wit big big teritɔrial kɔnsɛshɔn ɛn rial sɔrɛnda, prɔmis nyu fɛt ɛn land dɛn, nɔ tɔk natin. If Amɛrika nɔ bin dɔn put sankshɔn, ɔ fɔ se dɛn nɔ bin dɔn blok Jepan Julay 24, dat min se sɔntɛm di samurai dɛn bin fɔ dɔn atak di USSR ivin insay Ɔgɔst, we dɛn nɔ bin fɔ wet fɔ di winta! Di Japan pipul dɛn na pipul dɛn we gɛt maynd ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek dɛn stɔp dɛn we dɛn mɛmba Khalkhin Gol, usay, bay di we, sɛkɔndari sojaman dɛn bin de fɛt, inklud di pɔpet sojaman dɛn na di Manchurian Impɛrial Gɔvmɛnt!
  Ɛn dis kin mek Mɔsko fɔdɔm pan denja... Pan ɔl we i go mɔs bi se Stalin go lɛk fɔ giv ɔp ɔl Sayberia fɔ mek Mɔsko sɔrɛnda. A go jɔs lɛf kɔva de, a op se di bad bad taiga winta nɔ go gi di Japan pipul dɛn di chans fɔ go bifo tumɔs ɛn gɛt link wit di Jamani pipul dɛn na di Yural ɔ Vɔlga rijɔn.
  Ɛn afta dat, fɔ tru, prɔblɛm dɛn go de... Hitler nɔ bin ebul nia Mɔsko ɛn i bin mek mistek bay we i bin deklare wɔ pan Amɛrika, we i nɔ bin ɔblig Jepan fɔ du sɔntin bak we i kam pan di USSR. Hitler nɔ bin difrɛn atɔl bay lɔjik, wit in kruk anti-Semitism, tɔn di men faynɛns ɛlit ɛn ivin di Vatikan agens insɛf. Na tru se dis bin mek di Arab pipul dɛn lɛk am mɔ ɛn mɔ, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ɛp Rommel"s corps bɛtɛ.
  Di motoka we gɛt wɛpɔn bin drayv go na di say we dɛn bin de kɔl Soviet bɔda. Sɔm bad bad tin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi apin na ya. Na ya di bɔda pila stil de stik aut.
  Ɛn di Japan infantri, ɛn bak sɔm layt tanket dɛn we gɛt 20-mm ɔtomɛtik kanɔn ɛn tu mashin gɔn dɛn ɛvri wan. Agens di Chaynish infantri, dis kin bi gud wɛpɔn, bɔt agens di T-34... Na tru se, na smɔl tank dɛn de we tan lɛk dis na di Fa Is, di men fɔs dɛn de pin dɔŋ na di wɛst. Apat frɔm dat, yu kin si tu ɔ tri ɔda motoka dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn we dɛn kin kɛr go na motoka dɛn we gɛt opin tɔp. A fɔ se dɛn wan ya nɔto bad mɔta, pan ɔl we dɛn smɔl kaliba...
  Witcherova bin de shem: wetin a fɔ du? Bɔku Japan pipul dɛn de, ɛn i tan lɛk se yu nid fɔ tɔn na kɔntri rod. Ɔ sɔntɛm i go stil gi tɔn to di wan dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay?
  I dɔn ɔlrɛdi dak, klawd dɔn kɔba di skay, ɛn ren de kam. Na tru se yu kin tek risk, mɔ bikɔs di Japan pipul dɛn ful-ɔp togɛda, di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut tinap, dɛn gɛda bɔku bɔku wan. Yes, na wan ol rejimɛnt de pan dɛn, yɔlɔ-bɛli sojaman dɛn, kwik kwik wan, i nɔ sɔri fɔ kil dɛn.
  Witcher krɔs insɛf, i de muf se:
  - God forbid se mo samurai go de!
  Tu big-kaliba - 12 mm mashin gɔn dɛn bin lash ɔut insay bɔrst pan di krichɔ dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay. Di totɛl bit bigin. Di titi bin ivin siŋ se:
  Wi go fɛt di ɛnimi te di ɛnd, .
  Di tin dɛn we sojaman dɛn de du nɔ bɔku!
  Rɔshian dɛn dɔn ebul fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm, .
  Nɔ giv ɔp we trɔbul kam!
  12 mm na big ɛn shap katrij, i kin pas tru bɔdi, ɛn sɔntɛnde i kin pas sɔm Japan wan tɛm. Vedmakova bin de kɔntrol di wɛpɔn bay we i bin de yuz haydrolik drayv dɛn, we di pipul dɛn na Jepan bin lɛnt frɔm di plen dɛn. Insay di fɔs sɛkɔn dɛn, di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt di Empire of the Rising Sun nɔ bin ivin ɔndastand wetin de apin ɛn usay di atak kɔmɔt. Dɛn jɔs fɔdɔm, ɛn pul blɔd we de kɔmɔt na dɛn bɛlɛ ɛn chɛst. Di kam we day go kam na dis wɔl we tan lɛk se i gɛt kol at, na tin we dɛn nɔ bin de tink se go apin. Pan ɔl we nɔ, di las tin we dɛn tɔk tan lɛk fɔ provok mɔ.
  Witcher bin ebul fɔ kɔt sɔm rank dɛn bifo di ɛnimi dɛn riak ɛn bigin fɔ skata. Di payɔnia kɔntinyu fɔ shot, ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de muv di motoka we gɛt wɛpɔn so dat i nɔ go kam ɔnda faya frɔm di tanket dɛn. Bɔt stil, plen kanɔn kin go insay ivin dɛn kayn klos dɛn de. Bɔt dis dipen bak pan di fɔs velositi we di projɛktayl de rɔn pan wedj i stil big pas di wan we di fɛt gɔn dɛn de yuz;
  Pan ɔl we di payɔnia bin laki, di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ bin no wantɛm wantɛm udat de sɛn day to dɛn, mɔ we di spring ren bigin fɔ drɔp, ɛn dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ no difrɛns bitwin di flash dɛn. Sɔntɛm di samurai dɛn bin tink se na wan Rɔshian grup we dɔn brok go biɛn de atak dɛn, so di tanket dɛn bin faya pan di bush dɛn. Witcher, krɔs di Japan pipul dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  Frɔm di fa say dɛn na di si, .
  Usay di vault na ɛvin bin shek!
  Di hordes of di Sultan de rɔsh pas, .
  I tan lɛk se di Antichrist dɔn rayz!
  
  Di wɔ nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, i bad, .
  Lɛk kayt we de kam dɔŋ pan Rus"!
  Mi land grey wit wund, .
  Sev yu mama, a de pre to Gɔd!
  
  Aw di wɔl kruk, i rili bad
  Di pikin fɔdɔm ɛn rɔtin!
  Dɛn bɔn pikin, dɛn de push wit pen, .
  So di wikɛd Tɛnda disayd!
  
  Gɔd nɔ no usay fɔ vɛks, .
  I dɔn briŋ bad bad tin to mɔtalman!
  Ɛn ɔlman we de alayv de sɔfa, .
  Na sɔri-at nɔmɔ de kɔnt fɔ win!
  
  Rɔshia ɔl dɔn wet wit blɔd, .
  Yu we na Ɔlmayti, yu rili kruk!
  Usay yu mishɔn bin go?
  Yu tink se Krays rili na di tɔd pɔsin, we nɔ impɔtant!
  
  Wetin mek una na Ada ɛn Iv, .
  Dɛn drɛb dɛn na paradays bikɔs dɛn du bad!
  Di awa dɔn kam fɔ di pɔsin we de it, .
  Wit wan kul raid Mamaia!
  
  Di gyal pikin dɛn shed kray wata ya, .
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin kil mi mama ɛn papa!
  I de barefut ɛn i de friz
  I rili bad, ɔl di riva dɛn dɔn frɔz!
  
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ de fil sɔri fɔ wi pipul dɛn, .
  Either midges or snek dem de sting wi!
  Sɔntɛnde, wan aidia kin kam
  Dis na kɔp fɔ sɔfa te to di briz!
  
  Na fɔ natin fɔ op pan Gɔd, .
  Na tru se i nɔ de du am bad!
  I bɛtɛ fɔ liv po ɛn po, .
  Bɔt na ya wi se - inof!
  
  Wi gɛt di ban dɛn fɔ kɔmyunizim, .
  We min se dɛn nɔ de tɔk bɔt mi ɔnkul!
  A nɔ ebul fɔ bia wit fasist, .
  Wi ethos na simpul wan: to hell wit dat!
  
  Op fɔ an dɛn we gɛt kɔl, .
  To di maynd we de na di ed!
  Di wil de mek wi ebul fɔ du sɔntin, .
  Skil, ɛnjɔymɛnt na di fist!
  
  Ɛn so, we dɛn de mɛzhɔ insay stɛp dɛn, .
  Yu rod fɔ fridɔm ɛn gladi at!
  Wi go bi rɛd gɔd, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ bɛn wi!
  Vedmakova bin de siŋ ɛn faya mashin gɔn, shot di wan dɛn we gɛt smɔl yay we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ rɔnawe ɛn ledɔm. Bɔt afta dat, in lɔk chenj bak, i tan lɛk se sɔm Japan ɔfisa dɛn bin no wetin de apin ɛn dɛn trowe bɔku grenade dɛn pan di motoka we gɛt wɛpɔn. Witcher bin fil se in bɔdi de shek. Bɔt di Japan grenade dɛn bin skata ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de go insay di klos we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt, ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn bin mek dɛn fɔ bia we mashin gɔn bɔs we go rich 14 milimita in kaliba.
  Witcher bin de gigl:
  - Ɛn afta dat, insay wan stɛp-bɔn fɛt, wan stray bulɛt - na fulman! I bin vɛks, wantɛm wantɛm i bin gɛt sɛns ɛn i bin de nak di target bɔku tɛm!
  Insay wan tin we dɛn kin yuz fɔ kɛr pipul dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn, dɛn kin yuz bɛlt fid fɔ mek mashin gɔn dɛn pawa. Dis kin gi bɔku bɔku bulɛt dɛn, apat frɔm dat, dɛn kin gi wata kol, we kin mek yu ebul fɔ shot mɔ. So, di wɔman we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni bin kɔt di Japan pipul dɛn we bin de trowe grenade pan am. Bɔt i tan lɛk se di ɔda fɛtman dɛn bin notis am. Grenade dɛn bin flay bak. Dɛn yɛri wan krash. I tan lɛk se wan pan di grenade dɛn bin ebi, i bin we lɛk wan kilogram, ɛn i bin de agens tank. Dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gi di pipul dɛn na Jepan wit di sem kayn blank dɛn. I wik agens Chevron ɛn T-34, bɔt yu kin go insay wan armoured motoka! Tru di brok sayd, Witcher bin shawa wit dɔst. Di titi bin swɛ se:
  - Yes, Japan smɔl, bɔt i de mek big trɔbul!
  Di motoka we gɛt wɛpɔn bigin fɔ spid, ɛn tu-tri grenade dɛn we bin de brok brok brok bin flay insay, usay dɛn bin bɔn.
  Di fragmɛnt dɛn kech Witcher, ɛn te in yunifom. Fɔ mek i go ɔp, di gas tank we bin brok bin kech faya. Di titi kɔs bak se:
  - Nɔto mashin - na jenɛral! A go trowe shit pan yu!
  Afta a dɔn kɔt tu ɔ tri duzin ɔda wan dɛn, a bin gɛt fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di taksi. Di titi du dis we di Japan sojaman dɛn nɔ notis ɛn i kray. I nɔ bin de wɔri bɔt insɛf, i bin wɛr di ami yunifom we de na di Land of the Rising Sun. Ɛn insay dak ɛn insay di ren yu nɔ kin rili mek yu fes. Naw yu nid fɔ kɔmɔt na di aywe ɛn lɔs insay di bush.
  Di titi kray kwik kwik wan ɛn di sem tɛm i kam mit bɔdi dɛn tu-tri tɛm. I bin de muf wit satisfay se:
  - I nɔ bad se a gi di samurai layt! Naw ɔl wetin yu fɔ du na fɔ sev am yusɛf!
  Di wɔriman dayv insay di bush ɛn, we i grap, bigin fɔ waka. Ful dem, maitbi dem no go get kech. Infakt, i bin put wan fayn fɛt ɛn i bin tink se i go mɔs bi se dɛn nɔ go biliv di tin we i du, if nɔto dat, sɔntɛm, udat no, dɛn fɔ dɔn gi ɔda hiro sta!
  In jenerol, wo na strenj tin, yu de kil pipul and i no jos normal, bot na valor. As di Baybul se, bay di we, "Yu nɔ fɔ kil!" Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Gɔd nɔ bin tɛl dɛn fɔ jɔs kil, bɔt fɔ dɔnawe wit di Amalɛkayt dɛn, dɛn wɛf dɛn, dɛn pikin dɛn, ɛn ivin dɛn animal dɛn kpatakpata! Pan ɔl we ivin insay wɔ, dɛn kin tek am se fɔ kil sivil pipul dɛn as tin we nɔ fayn ɛn we nɔ fayn.
  Bɔt di Wɛstinian padi dɛn nɔ bin jɔs bɔm di sojaman dɛn ɛn nɔto so bɔku sojaman dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin de bɔm sivil pipul dɛn. Dis bin bi bikɔs di bɔm dɛn we de flay bɔm dɛn we de ɔp di ay ay ples nɔ bin de akkurayt, ɛn dis bin mek i nɔ izi fɔ atak di say dɛn we di sojaman dɛn nɔmɔ bin de atak, bɔt di men tin na fɔ revaŋg. Japan bin gɛt bɔst bak frɔm di US. Bɔt natin nɔ bin de fɔ ansa dɛn wit! Dɛn jɔs nɔ bin gɛt plen dɛn we gɛt da kayn rɛnj de fɔ rich na di Yankees!
  I tan lɛk se di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin si se fɔ revaŋg fɔ Pɛru Aba naf, ɔ fɔ se, di tɔp faynɛns ɛlit dɛn disayd fɔ du tin di rayt we, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn bin mek Mao in Rɛd Ami dɔn. Dɛn bin lɛf Jepan wit Manchuria as springbɔd fɔ di wɔ agens di USSR, ɛn dɛn bin gi am fri an agens Mɔngolia, ɛn di ɔda tin na Chiang Kai Shek in wok! Dɔn i go pɔsibul fɔ swip di wan ol Chaina. Ɛn lɛ di Land of the Rising Sun blɔd insay di wɔ wit di USSR. Wetin intrestin pas ɔl ya na sɔntɛm se di Japan pipul dɛm, we dɛn dɔn win Rɔshia, de kɔnt fɔ ivin wit Amɛrika bak yuz di ɛp we Jamani ɛn USA de gi, dɛn de tink fɔ tek Sayberia ɛn ɔda land dɛm frɔm Japan we dɔn taya.
  Ɛni say tink se dɛn bin du tin wit sɛns, mɔ bikɔs Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin gɛt kɔntrol pan bɔku bɔku say dɛn we dɛn nɔ bin shot wan shot. If nɔto dat, dɛn fɔ dɔn tek lɔng ɛn taya fɔ win dɛn, we fɔ dɔn tek at le sɔm ia dɛn na ayland dɛn afta ɔl!
  Vedmakova bin waka, i bin op se i go krɔs di fɔs layn. I rili pɔsibul fɔ slip insay di gap ɛn jɔyn yu yon pipul dɛn. Ɔ sɔntɛm dɛn kin ivin tek wan pan di samurai prizina dɛn. Wɛl, i de nia di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ami bin de bifo pas ɔl. If nɔto dat, i go at fɔ drɛg.
  . CHAPTER No. 5.
  So fɔ di Wɔl Oligarki: Dɛn kin tek Jamani ɛn Yurop ɔnda di USSR as say we dɛn dɔn lɔs fɔ gɛt pawa, ɛn ivin na trɛtin fɔ di kɔmyunis ɛmpaya we dɔn strɔng ɛn di Bolshevism we de go bifo mɔ. Ɛn fɔ Rɔshia ɔnda Jamani, dis na di we aw di say dɛn we i gɛt pawa dɔn bɔku ɛn di pɔsibiliti fɔ sok ɔl di jus frɔm di rich Land dɛn. Bɔt dis na rili wetin di Frɛnch oligark dɛn lɔs we dɛn lɔs to Jamani: dɛn bin gɛt fɔ sheb smɔl wit Hitlɛr, bɔt dɛn bin kip bɔku pan di jɛntri, ɛn i bin ivin izi fɔ yuz di wokman dɛn - di Jamani dɛn bin krɔs di tred union dɛn. Wetin di oligarch dɛn dɔn lɔs na di Baltiks? Kɔnt ɔl yu kapital, ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ rɔnawe, dɔn fridɔm ɔ layf! Di ɛgzampul rili wɔndaful! So natin nɔ de we de mek wi sɔprayz bɔt dis! Ɛn if Hitlɛr nɔ bin rili et di Ju pipul dɛn, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin fɔ dɔn ɛp di USSR!
  Wi fɔ se wan pan di rizin dɛn we mek Frans bin brok izi wan na di Ju pipul dɛn we bin rili smɔl na di wan ol pipul dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we gɛt mɔni. Na Polan, Briten, USA: i bin rili difrɛn. Ɛspɛshali na di USA, we, bay di we, de ɛksplen wetin mek di Yankees, pan ɔl we nɔto wan bɔm fɔdɔm pan Amɛrika, dɛn bin ivin kruk to di pipul dɛn na Jamani pas di British dɛn!
  Vishu bin bi pɔpet ɔnda di Wehrmacht, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin de drayv rawnd Paris de ple hamonika. Hitler bin bigin fɔ rɛdi fɔ atak Ingland, ɛn i nɔ bin bost fɔ transfa di ikɔmi to wɔ fut ɛn yuz di tin dɛn we Yurop we dɛn bin dɔn win gɛt. Dis bin mek i lɔs bɔku mɔni, ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ tɔk to di Inglish pipul dɛn ɛn lɛf fɔ du bad to di Ju pipul dɛn. Sɔntɛm, di las wan bin fɔ dɔn alaw di Fuhrer fɔ fri ɔl in sojaman dɛn fɔ wan wɔ agens di USSR ɛn atak bak insay May. Na tru se pis wit Briten bin fɔ dɔn mek Stalin anawns se dɛn go mek pipul dɛn gɛda. I go bi sayn fɔ sho se di ɛnimi dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di domɔt.
  Ɔ nɔto so, if na so i bi, i go dɔn afɛkt di US pozishɔn to Jepan. Dɛn nɔ go mek di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt vɛks, ɛn di pawaful ɛmpaya go ebul fɔ opin sɛkɔn frɔnt! Na dat apin naw. Na insay wan tin we wɔs pas dat, we i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn dɔnawe wit di ami na di USSR, dɛn nɔ dɔn mek di wɛpɔn dɛn yet, ɛn dɛn nɔ lan aw fɔ fɛt yet!
  Dis nɔto di ia fɔti wan - Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt, lan fɔ fɛt ɛn win! So naw dɛn nɔ de fred ebi ebi tank ɛn plen dɛn we gɛt sɛvin say dɛn fɔ faya na wan motoka!
  Wan Jepan man we de in wan tinap nia wan tik. So wan ɔdinari smɔl yɔlɔ dɔmi.
  Witcher jomp op bihain am. I jɔk in ed ɔp ɛn afta dat i twist am... We yu shap shap jɔk di ɛnimi in "pɔt" ɔp, di nɛk mɔsul dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ gi ɛfifishin rɛsistɛns igen ɛn di "pɔt" kin kɔl am izi wan!
  Wɛl, wetin bɔt wan less samurai! Vedmakova luk gladi ɛn gladi, i ivin de sho in tit:
  - Japan nɔ go ɛva win wi! Na bikɔs pɔsin de we de fɛt lɛk mi!
  Fɔ tru, insay di wan ol istri bɔt Rus", na di Mɔngol-Tatar dɛn nɔmɔ bin ebul fɔ win! Fɔ tru, wetin mek dis apin ɛn wetin mek di big Slavik neshɔn tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ ebul fɔ du natin, na sɔntin we nɔ izi fɔ pas wan jɛnɛreshɔn!
  Di rizin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fiudal fragmɛnt, we ɔlman tek wan alɔtmɛnt fɔ dɛnsɛf: dɛn bigin kɔk ɛn sidɔm insay de, de gayd dɛn ɛritaj: dɛn nɔ de wok!
  Witcherova bin fil se di tayt ɛn nɔ kɔmfyut Japan but dɛn de rɔb in fut. Di payɔnia bin disayd se insay dis kes, i nɔ gɛt ɛni bɛnifit fɔ bia di sɔfa we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa. I jɔs pul di blunt-nosed sus we bin tayt ɛn put prɛshɔn pan in finga dɛn. A bin fil di kol we mi yon kɔntri bin kol wit mi fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn a bin de fil mɔ gladi! I mek in spid mɔ ɛn ivin bigin fɔ jomp smɔl!
  Di tru we se di Rɔshian dɛn bin gɛt wanwɔd, bin bi di big big bad tin we bin apin to di Slav dɛn. Na di wɛst, Lituɛnia ɛn Polan bin kɔntrol dɛn, ɛn na di ist, di kruk Tatar dɛn bin de rul dɛn. Bɔt di yok nɔ bin las sote go: Mɔsko, we na bin smɔl tɔŋ trade, bigin fɔ gro ɛn ivin tɔn to wan kayn smɔl ɛmpaya. Ivan Kalita bin bi di pɔsin we de gɛda di land dɛn na Rɔshia. Na in na bin di fɔs pɔsin ɛn nɔto di wan we laki pas ɔlman, bɔt di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na in na bin di fɔs pɔsin! Ɛn as i de sawnd na di Bolshevik siŋ: i bɛtɛ fɔ day pas fɔ bi sɛkɔn!
  Stalin nɔto Rɔshian, dis na in men prɔblɛm! Na dat mek di taytul neshɔn nɔ trɔst, ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa! Gi di pig ɔn, ɛn di chok wan kiŋdɔm!
  Chuchmek na di tron ɛn Rus in na di fold!
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, Tukhachevsky ɛn Egorov ɔl tu na bin mashɛl dɛn we bin rili ebul fɔ du sɔntin, wetin ɔda pɔsin kin tɔk bɔt di ɔda kɔmanda dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ du! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia am wit mɔnki we gɛt mɔstaz! Na dat mek wi bin gɛt prɔblɛm!
  Bɔt aw i rili apin se Stalin bin ebul fɔ bi pɔsin we de rul ɔlman? Wan Jojia man we nɔ sabi rid ɛn rayt, dɛn mek am Gɔd!
  Na wan Rɔshian Tsa fɔ de rul di pipul dɛn na Rɔshia! Bay di we, di Romanov dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɔlmost ɛni Rɔshian blɔd ɛn sɔntɛm na dat mek dɛn bin degenɛret!
  Jepan bin gɛt wan spɛshal gɔvmɛnt bak, usay di shogun bin rili ay pas di empara, ɛn dat mek sɔm bɛnifit dɛn bin de, bikɔs chans nɔ bin de fɔ pwɛl di ɛmpaya bikɔs ɔf di pɔsin we go gɛt fɔ gɛt fulish pɔsin. Fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm, di Jepan dɛn nɔ bin de fɛt wɔ fɔ win, bɔt dɛn bin de fɛt dɛnsɛf tranga wan. Dis bin gɛt sɔm impak pan di we aw dis neshɔn bin de tink. Bɔt insay di ia 1900, di Land of the Rising San bin win bɔku land pas Alɛgzanda di Gret! Naw na Russia in turn. Na dɛn tɛm ya nɔmɔ nɔto tsarist tɛm, di big big kɔmyunis pati dɛn we de rul, ɛn di ikɔnomi ɛn pɔlitikal sistɛm we dɔn go bifo ɛn pafɛkt pas ɔl na di wɔl!
  Bɔt Witcher shek in ed wantɛm wantɛm. Nɔto ɔltin rayt na di pɔlitikal sistɛm ɛn na di we aw gɔvmɛnt de! Fɔ ɛgzampul, di pipul dɛn nɔ de pik di edman fɔ di stet as a rizulta fɔ ɔda we fɔ sho wetin dɛn want, bɔt wetin de apin... Wi fɔ se dɛn nɔ bin provayd fɔ mek di hedkwata ɛn fɔ gi am imejensi pawa ɔ bay lɔ ɔ bay di kɔnstityushɔn. Ɛn insɛf bin gɛt bɔku dawt bɔt di tin dɛn we di sɛminari we nɔ lan af-af skul kin ebul fɔ du! Jɔs lɛk Beria: na kɔni man, bɔt i nɔ lan buk fayn wit in lukin-grɔn we rili smɔl ɛn i sabi bɔku tin!
  Bɔt naw di fɔs layn dɔn ivin nia bifo, dɛn de si flash dɛn, ɛn di ala ala dɔn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ. Wel, na taim fo fain langwej and... Vedmakova bin notis wan grup we na Jepan pipul dɛn we bin de kray. Naw yu nid fɔ tek tɛm sidɔm na dɛn tel. Aprɔksimatli insay di sem stayl we i atak di Yu-188, we na wan rili fast bɔm, we nɔ ivin izi fɔ kech wan fast MiG. Bay di we, lags in jenɛral nɔto patikyula manejmɛnt ɛn insay dis rizin dɛn nɔ bɛtɛ pas Fokken-Wulfs! Wel, di samurai dem de kam nia di trench, dem luk laik battering rams we de krawl go to wan oil puddle. Bɔku Japan pipul dɛn de, yu nid fɔ akt fayn fayn wan ya... Na di kapten fɔ di ami na di Land of the Rising Sun, in fes tan lɛk marmot. I de ala sɔntin, ɛn i de wɛv in fist ɛn in dagɔ wit trɛnk.
  Vedmakova bin peshɛnt wet fɔ mek di samurai grap fɔ atak ɛn nak am na in bak ed wit in bɔt. Bɔt, i kɔl di bit so dat di "Japan pipul dɛn" nɔ go day wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn afta dat, i faya wan bɔs frɔm wan sabmashin gɔn pan di Japan pipul dɛn we bin de rɔn fɔ atak! Proorav: 1.
  - Kɔnning na wɔ tan lɛk sel na ship, bɔt na in nɔmɔ de inflat, nɔto in!
  Bɔy Oleg ɛn gyal pikin Margarita de fɛt na Stalingrad. Dɛn go tinap na dis siti lɛk taytan.
  Oleg Rybachenko luk lɛk twɛlv ia so. Ɛn di bɔbɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  I trowe di fasist dɛn rawnd ɛn se:
  - Glori to di big Mama Land!
  Margarita giv bak wan wel-aim turn. Mows dɔŋ di fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Glori to Stalin ɛn di san fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Oleg Rybachenko faya ɛn ad se:
  - Glori to hiro dɛn!
  Di titi shot ɛn kɔt di Nazi dɛn dɔŋ. I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Ɛn glori to di big Mamaland fɔ bɔku bɔku ia!
  So, di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin rili difrɛn wit ɔl dɛn at. Dɛn kin shot di Nazi dɛn ɛn trowe grenade.
  Di bɔbɔ in bare fut trowe wan kilman prɛzɛnt. Di bɔbɔ se wit wayl wayl wamat se:
  - Wi de mek ɔlman sɔfa!
  Magarita, we de shot ɛn kɔt di ɛnimi dɔŋ, de swɛt:
  - Ɛn haymaking go de fɔ di dɛbul!
  Ɛn di titi, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, trowe di gift we na day. Dis kayn wɔman, we ebul fɔ rili kɔt ɔl di sojaman dɛn.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi de fɛt na Stalingrad. Dɛn na tru tru hiro dɛn. Ɛn nayt dɛn we ful-ɔp wit brayt spirit.
  Wetin Hitler bin tink, se afta di disasta we bin apin insay 1941, di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ lan natin?
  Udat bisin bɔt dat! Di Rɛd Ami dɔn rɛdi fɔ kɔnfrɛnt di monsta dɛn frɔm di "E" siriɔs, lɛ dɛn tɛl: E-75 tan fɔ naynti, ɛn E-100 tan fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔti. Frɔm di taiga to di British si, di Rɛd Ami na di wan we strɔng pas ɔl.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn gyal pikin kin fɛt, so dat di Nazi dɛn kin kɔmɔt nia dɛn lɛk glas we dɛn kin pul na slɛj.
  Pikin dɛn nɔ de day ɛn dɛn nɔ de fred ɛnitin. Wetin na dɛn fasist ya to dɛn? Mɔ rɔbish dɛn fɔ fɛn!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ wit wan ala ala:
  - Eh, Hitler, eh Hitler, yu Hitler na got,
  Wetin mek yu kam na Rɔshia as ɔn...
  Yu go gɛt frɔm wi spɛshal wan insay wan nikɛl - .
  Yu go kam mit wan strɔng bɔbɔ in fist!
  Ɛn afta dat, wan pikin we gɛt mɔsul trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn tu Jamani tank dɛn we dɛn kɔl E-50 ɛn E-75 kin rɔsh ed ɛn bɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk wit gladi at se:
  - Mi na wan supa yɔŋ fɛtman!
  Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ gi wan tɔn.
  Ɛn afta dat, di titi de shot bak. I de hit kɔrɛkt wan ɛn aplay tranga wan. Ɛn di sem tɛm i de siŋ se:
  - A go krɔs ɔl di fasist dɛn, ɛn a go trim Adɔlf in fat!
  Ɛn bak di titi de insay ful gladi at fɔ pwɛl. Ɔltin de shot insɛf ɛn shot.
  Ɛn wan grenade de flay frɔm di fut we nɔ gɛt natin bak. I de hit di fasist dɛn. Skata lɛk pin we bɔl hit am.
  Margarita de siŋ:
  - Di strɔng blo na ɛksepshɔnal wɛl-aim, .
  Di kulest Povetkin de flay insay di ring!
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de faya, bin kɔnfyus wantɛm wantɛm:
  - Povetkin na worthy specimen, en no de ron away from strong oponunent!
  Afta dat di bɔbɔ trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn brok di fasist dɛn lɛk bɔtul ɛn kɔblɛs.
  Ɛn ilɛksɛf yu du am wit sɛns, di Nazi dɛn kin rɔsh. Wetin dɛn bin want? No nid nɔ bin de fɔ ambɔg di USSR.
  Na wan tin nɔmɔ de mɔna Oleg Rybachenko. Amɛrika dɔn ɔlrɛdi pul di Jamani pipul dɛn, ɛn Rɔshia go tek di rap fɔ dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ, we bin de trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin siŋ se:
  - Nɔ bi fulman, Amɛrika.
  Gi wi Alaska naw...
  Dis na wi land na tu bank - .
  Nɔto fɔ natin se bea na wayl wayl animal!
  Ɛn Oleg Rybachenko gi wan bɔrst bak... I mow dɔŋ di fasist dɛn. Ɛn bak di bɔbɔ in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin swɛt di grenade ɛn trowe am pan di ɛnimi. Dɛn kin skata am na difrɛn say dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ de ala se:
  - Glori fɔ Rɔshia!
  Magarita trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Fɔ Tsar Nikolas II!
  Di bɔbɔ kɔrɛkt di titi se:
  - Stalin de rul ya, nɔto Nikolas II!
  Magarita bin gri wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes Stalin na yu! Udat mek pis wit di pɔsin we de it pipul dɛn!
  Ɛn di titi trowe wan kil gift bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin tɔk di rayt we:
  - Di USSR nid fɔ blo! Pan ɔl we di Tɔd Rayk bin tek advantej pan am bɛtɛ!
  Ɛn di pikin dɛn bigin fɔ shot bak...
  Di Jamani dɛn na Stalingrad ɛn na Stalingrad sɛf bin gɛt bad bad ɛl.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, wetin dɛn kam wit na wetin dɛn de lɛf wit.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn kin day. Di fɛt na so blɔd ɛn oli rayt.
  Oleg Rybachenko rili tink di tɛm we dɛn de fɛt se sɔntɛnde pipul dɛn kin tu naive. Either dem mek genius out of Stalin, or ivin out of Lukashenko. Bɔt fɔ twɛnti fɔs sɛntiwɔd Belarus, fɔ mek wan kult fɔ pɔsin we kɔmɔt frɔm wan kɔlektif fama na sɔntin we rili de mek pɔsin fred. Na tɛm fɔ mek wi gɛt sɛns.
  Ɛn pik nyu, yɔŋ, lida we de go bifo. Ɛn nɔ sho di lɛvɛl we pikin gɛt sɛns we de na sanbɔks.
  Lukashenko na dis anekdot na di bɛst pɔsin fɔ no am:
  We ɔltin dia pasmak na Belarus, wetin na di wan we smɔl pas ɔl?
  Prɔmis dɛn frɔm Prɛsidɛnt Lukashenko!
  Ɛn wetin mek?
  Na bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de kɔst natin!
  Na shem fo Belarus pipul we stil de vot fo dis kain dikteta. Bot na hai taim fo wise up and sho se na dem bi di pipul fo Europe. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na Rɔshia, Putin at ɔl bin ebul fɔ mek pipul dɛn rɛspɛkt insɛf bay we i bin tek Kraym kɔntri ɛn i nɔ bin shot.
  Bɔt dis na bikɔs ɔf in fenomenal lɔk. Putin get plenti lak. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wi bin laki se we di Izrɛlayt Praymɛnt Minista bin kam, wan tin we nɔ bin fayn bin apin wit in wɛf na Kyiv. Yes, bak na manifestɔshɔn fɔ fenomenal lɔk. Bɔt so smɔl rial ritɔn! Wetin if Tsar Nicholas bin gɛt da kayn wɔndaful lɔk de? Fɔ tɔk mɔ, i bin gɛt am bay 1935, Rɔshia bin dɔn tek af pan di wɔl.
  Ɛn wetin nɛks... Tsa Nikolas bin sɛtul fɔ flay go na di spes May 28, 1935, jɔs pan in batde. Di fɔs flay we wan Rɔshian uman we de go na di skay bin flay insay mɔtalman istri.
  Ɛn na dis wɔl, we di USSR de du fɔ liv.
  Di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin fɛt na Stalingrad na lɛk di sem tin dɛn we bin apin insay di rial stori we dɛn bin gɛt insay 1942. Na dis tɛm nɔmɔ di ɛnimi strɔng pas am fa fawe. Ɔl tu in kwantiti bikɔs ɔf di kɔlonial sojaman dɛn ɛn teknɔlɔjik wan.
  I at mɔ na di skay na Sɔviɛt Rɔshia. Di Nazi dɛn gɛt bɔku strɔng plen dɛn we gɛt jet. Ɛn sɔm kayn we i nɔ so izi fɔ tinap tranga wan.
  Na di Jaman payɔt dɛn we nem Albina ɛn Alvina de gɛda bil fɔ dɛnsɛf. Dɛn na big big spɛshal pipul dɛn we sabi bɔt dis.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, aw wi go stɔp dɛn kayn Jaman gyal pikin dɛn ya we wɛr bikini wit leg we nɔ gɛt natin?
  Oleg Rybachenko fil dis gyal pikin dem.
  Trowe wan ɔda grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Trowe di fasist dɛn na ɔl di say dɛn ɛn se:
  - Big at fɔ Rɔshia!
  Ɛn di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ de faya rili agresiv wan. Ɛni bulɛt de nak di target. Ɛn Arab, blak, ɛn Indian dɛn kin go fɔ atak. Wan big big krawd kin gɛda.
  Di bɔbɔ genius wit in bare fut bak trowe grenade, kɔl tu big Jaman tank ɛn flay:
  Di samurai sɔd de wit yu, .
  Di at ɛn maynd klin...
  Boldly de lid di atak - .
  Di rod we de mek pɔsin fayn!
  Magarita, we bin de shot di ɛnimi, faya di Nazi dɛn wit bazuka ɛn swɛt:
  - Ɛkstra ɔdinari biuti!
  Ɛn di wɔriman trowe wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit wan gift we rili pwɛl pɔsin we na day. Krɔs ɛnimi dɛn. Dɔn bak wit di fut finga dɛn na in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i trowe wayl pwɛl pwɛl bak. Ɛn tu fasist tank dɛn bin rɔsh. Ivin spak ɛn smok bin de fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm!
  Oleg bin ala se:
  - Wel du, eternal gyal!
  Magarita trowe wan nyu kil lɛmon wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i swɛt:
  - Wi na pikin dɛn we go de sote go na di Milki Way!
  Di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ nɔd ɛn kɔntinyu di fɛt insɛf. Ɔltin de go akɔdin to wetin dɛn plan. Mɔ prɛsishɔn, i fayn fɔ naw. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn nɔ go brok insay dɛn eria.
  So ilɛk aw di Nazi dɛn tray tranga wan, fɔ tru, dɛn go jɔs chok pan dɛn yon blɔd.
  Ɛn dɛn tank dɛn go tɔn to skrap mɛtal! Ɛn di Rɔshian flag go shayn oba di planɛt!
  Oleg Rybachenko de akt wit big ɛnaji. I kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi go gɛt gladi at ɔltɛm,
  Na wan brayt drim go de...
  Ɛn biuti go kam - .
  Di fus go dɔn!
  Di bɔbɔ genius de akt wit aktiviti, we de inkris in prɔpɔshɔn to di influx fɔ Jamani dɛn wit wamat.
  Margarita de akt as nɔmba tu. Bɔt di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe grenade mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn di fasist dɛn kin fɔdɔm ɔnda in blo dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko de shot tu... Bɔt in tinkin de rɔn, de go bak to di prɛsɛn. To wetin de insay rial tin.
  Infakt, i tan lɛk se na di pipul dɛn na Belarus gɛt di big big bren mas na Yurop, bɔt dɛn kin alaw fɔ put dɛn pan kɔla ɛn fɔ bia di diktetaship we di pɔsin gɛt.
  Ɛn at least di prɛsidɛnt go bi sɔm kayn supama! Ɛn so i na kɔlektif fama, ɛn ivin i nɔ gɛt ligal papa. Ɛn fɔ alaw dɛn fɔ push yu rawnd fɔ bɔku ia.
  And wetin pas dat, narrow-minded pipul de tu we de vote am.
  Yɛs, Oleg Rybachenko bin ivin divɛlɔp diti dɛn.
  Tel mi padi dem aw long
  Vot fɔ Fada Kolya...
  Na taim fo elekt Oleg fo yu -
  Fɔ mek yu go gɛt mɔ mɔni!
  Yɛs, fɔ tru, dɛn nid fɔ chenj ɛn kwik kwik wan. Infakt, di stagnɛshɔn kin ful-ɔp wit bad bad tin dɛn we kin apin.
  Pantap dat, Lukashenko insɛf nɔ no wetin i want. Sɔntɛnde, i kin rayt, sɔntɛnde i kin lɛf. Either i de go to kapitalizim, ɔ soshialism. Ɛn i nɔ gɛt nɔmal tim. Ɛn no pati ɔ aydia nɔ de. Na so di kult fɔ pɔsin we rili midul ɛn we sabi tɔk. At least Stalin ɛn Lenin bin no wetin dɛn want! Ɛn dis dikteta? I nɔ ivin no if i rayt ɔ lɛft!
  Nɔ, if dɛn nɔ gɛt aydia ɛn pati we nɔ de chenj, stebul nɔ go de na di sosayti.
  Ɛn fɔ go bifo bak!
  Stalin, i sɔri fɔ no se, i bin bi bak wan sayn fɔ fred ɛn pwɛl pwɛl, ɛn tɔn kɔmyunizim to bogeyman.
  No optimal gɔvmɛnt nɔ bin de. Ɛn ɔnda Brezhnev, krayse bin de - aw dɛn go pik da kayn pɔsin de fɔ bi edman fɔ di USSR. Ɛn we Brezhnev bin yɔŋ, i nɔ bin tan lɛk pɔsin we gɛt sɛns, bɔt we i bin dɔn ol, i bin de kray. Ɛn in jɔnal, na shem se di edman fɔ stet nɔ bin ebul fɔ strɛch tu wɔd dɛn togɛda witout wan pepa. Bɔt yu fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ du dis!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin trowe wan dabl grenade we de kil wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin siŋ:
  - Bɔt liv lɛk aw yu bin de liv bifo, .
  Bɔt liv akɔdin to Brezhnev!
  A mumu, mumu, a nɔ ebul!
  Ɛn nɔ mek di sno go!
  Magarita bin trowe di paket we de bɔn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di Nazi dɛn lɛk apul dɛn we dɛn shek frɔm wan branch.
  Di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Apul tik dɛn we de blo, .
  Solovyov in tiun dɛn...
  A go kam to yu - .
  Na rehashes go de!
  Di titi bin smayl bɔku bɔku wan ɛn i bin de mek i shayn. In tit dɛn tan lɛk pal, dɛn de shayn so.
  Yɛs, dis man ɛn in wɛf de fɛt fayn.
  Oleg Rybachenko tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi fist wit stɛl,
  Klɔ, tit ɛn fang...
  Dɛn rili want fɔ gɛt rial fɛt!
  En agen di terminator boi faya rili akchual. Ɛn ren we gɛt blɔd drɔp dɛn kin kam dɔŋ frɔm di Nazi dɛn.
  Nɔ, sɔri-at nɔ go de. Ɛnimi dɛn go chok.
  Dis tɛm ya, Natasha ɛn in tim de fɛt na Sukhumi.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin atak di si. Na tru se di fɛt nɔ ikwal
  Bɔt gyal pikin dɛn. We dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd, i kin fayn!
  Natasha bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i kɔt wan duzin fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Di fiuja fɔ di wɔl na wi yon,
  Wi gyal pikin dɛn tan lɛk Jedi!
  Zoya bin lans grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I bin skata di Nazi dɛn ɛn i bin de swɛt wit kɔnfidɛns:
  - Mi na wetin kin bɛr ɔlman na grev!
  Aurora faya nɛks. Also wan gyal we, wen shi hit, e no bi flay hit at ol.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia tek am ɛn buz:
  - Mi na di kɔlɔ fɔ fɔks, ɛn fɔ di big big biuti!
  Ɛn bak i go tek am barefut ɛn trowe di gift we na day! Dis na rili di gyal we yu nid.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana de kray! Ɛn i go skata ɛn krɔs ɔlman, lɛk se dɛbul dɛn we kɔmɔt ɔlsay na ɛlfaya dɔn muf kam insay am.
  Yɛs, fɔ tru, di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya gɛt dɛn tit dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin so dat dɛn kin kɔt ɛni jaw we nɔ gɛt ɛni prɔblɛm.
  Ɛn if nid de, na fɔ af yu ed!
  Natasha shot di ɛnimi ɛn ala se:
  - Mi na so tof warrior dat ivin bul no go tramp agenst mi! A go brok in ed!
  Zoya bin kɔnfyus wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A go brok di ɔn dɛn bak!
  Ɛn di titi in fut we nɔ gɛt natin trowe grenade. Ɛn tu Nazi tank dɛn go rɔsh.
  En den Aurora go hit yu. Ɛn i go lans bak wan tin we go kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Glori to Stalin, mek i gro wit sɛns!
  Ɔrora rili bad. Aw i tan lɛk fɔ fɛt pan tu frɔnt? Afta ɔl, dis rili min fɔ kil yusɛf.
  Ɛn wetin mek Stalin bin briŋ Rɔshia to dis?
  Di gyal go bak lanch di kil gift fɔ day wit in bare fut ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori to di nyu lida!
  Wɛl, na so i bi! Stalin ivin gɛt fɔrɛst we smɔl. Ɛn dis na sayn fɔ se pɔsin nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ sɛns.
  Svetlana shot insɛf. Ɛn i kin trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de skata di wan dɛn we de agens am. I de pwɛl dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - Glori to di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn bak di il we nɔ gɛt natin go trowe sɔntin we rili pwɛl.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de ya na so kaliba dat di Kraut dɛn nɔ go tek dɛn.
  Fo gyal pikin dɛn na big big pawa. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, na panti nɔmɔ dɛn wɛr.
  Ɛn dis kin mek dɛn gɛt bɔku pawa fɔ fɛt.
  Natasha de faya. Afrikan wɔriɔ dɛn, ivin Indian ɛn Arab pipul dɛn, de muf lɛk wan big big briz.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin yuz dɛn as kanɔn fɔ it. Yuz am na fɛt-fɛt we nɔ gɛt ɛni sɔri-at ɔ rigrɛt. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn kin tek am insay nɔmba.
  Sukhumi don olredi kot off by land. Ɛn dis rili bad. I nɔ go te igen wi go dɔn wit di tin dɛn we wi de yuz fɔ fɛt ɛn wi go gɛt fɔ tɔn bak.
  Bot so far di gyal pikin dem stil no wan giv in. Dɛn kin drim fɔ win. Pan ɔl we di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal. Ɛn dɛn dɔn rawnd Mɔsko.
  Dis kin mek Natasha wɔri. I trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I de kray ɛnimi dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - If kapital de!
  Zoya bin trowe wan paket we de bɔn bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Di Russian riva nɔ go dray!
  Ɛn i bin nak di ɛnimi wit ɔl di barɛl dɛn, we na wan wɛpɔn we dɛn mek na os we nɔ de tɔn bak, wit wamat.
  En destroy wan tu tank dem...
  Bɔt di atak plen dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ pres frɔm ɔp.
  So wetin fɔ du if dɛn de du tin?
  Ɔrora bin faya in rɔket lansa. Hit wan Jaman motoka. Mek i fɔdɔm.
  Afta dat, di wayl animal we gɛt rɛd ia ala se:
  - Kɔmyunizim we nɔ gɛt bɔda!
  Dɔn Svetlana bigin fɔ faya. Ɛn i bin kɔt di blak fɛtman dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn afta dat, i trowe di lɛmon lɛk fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Glori to di nyu gɔd dɛn!
  Natasha faya di ɛnimi ɛn swɛt se:
  - To di Rɔshian gɔd dɛn!
  Ɛn frɔm we i trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, di plen kin bɔn.
  Dis na Terminator gyal pikin dɛm. If dɛn fɛt, dat min se nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔntrol dɛn.
  Zoya kin trowe sɔntin bak pan di ɛnimi we kin kil ɛni pawa. Ɛn sɔntin we de pwɛl di ɛnimi. Ɛn di wɔman, we de sho in tit, de ala se:
  - Plɛn dɛn fɔ go na di kɔfin!
  Ɛn finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin trowe di gift fɔ day bak.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora go trowe lɛmon pan di ɛnimi. I go tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Di fiuja na wi yon!
  Svetlana, we i de sho in tit, se:
  - Fɔ kɔmyunizim ɛn nyu ajɔstmɛnt dɛn!
  Ɛn bak i trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go kil ɔlman. Wɛl, if nɔto ɔl, den sɔm fɔ tru.
  Di Nazi dɛn put dɛn an insay di jɔg. Ɛn na dat na dɛn prɔblɛm. Na ya yu kin si di Jagdtiger sɛlf-propɛl gɔn. Wan motoka we dɔn ol, bɔt i kin kil pɔsin bad bad wan. Wan payɔnia bɔbɔ kray kam nia am. Ɛn i kin slip wan mayn.
  Ɛn di gɔn we i kin yuz insɛf kin bɔm we nɔ impɔtant.
  Di bɔbɔ stik in tong ɛn siŋ se:
  - Mek wi drink to di Motherland, mek wi drink to Stalin!
  Mek wi drink ɛn tɔn bak!
  Wi payɔnia dɛn go kil Hitlɛr!
  Di fasist dɛn kin gɛt am. Pan ɔl we i at fɔ di Rɛd Ami. Di Nazi dɛn de rawnd di siti we nem Grozni, bɔt dɛn stil de fɛt de. Di gyal pikin dɛn de na dɛn bɛst ya bak.
  Na ya Tamara de fɛt. I wɛr klos fɔ was ɛn i nɔ wɛr fut. Ɛn di wɛda hot ɛn di titi kin agil mɔ dis we. Di biuti de faya. Wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i de lans bɔm paket dɛn pan di fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - I nɔ go te igen, Hitler go gɛt nel na in kɔfin,
  I go tan lɛk spayda we de bɔn na faya...
  Dɛbul dɛn go mek yu sɔfa na di ɔndawɔl - .
  Di wan dɛn we bin de wɔship Setan!
  Ɛn bak, wan lɛmon we rili kil pɔsin de flay frɔm di biuti in bare il ɛn brok di Nazi dɛn.
  Maria se wit wan laf se:
  - Grenade go kil!
  Ɛn i pat Tamara na in sholda. Tu gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt, ɛn na di tap, wan Rɛd flag de, we ful-ɔp wit bulɛt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ gɛt fut ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ wɛr klos, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt di maynd fɔ sɔrɛnda di Soviet siti.
  Maria bin siŋ wan siŋ we gɛt gladi at. Ɛn di sem tɛm i bin de faya we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at ɛn kil pɔsin;
   Bɔku big big pipul dɛn de,
  we dɛn du dɛn de liv fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm,
  bɔku big big nem dɛn de,
  we dɛn kɔl pipul dɛn we nɔ de day.
  
  Bɔku fayn fayn hiro dɛn de
  we dɔn kip di myuzik we de insay di epik dɛn,
  bɔt di wan we simpul pas ɔl di hiro dɛn
  ɛn we wi ɔl lɛk na wan.
  
  I bin spɛn in pikin tɛm wit di mawnten dɛn,
  wach aw bɔd dɛn de flay,
  i bin de gɛt frɔm di mawnten dɛn as ɛritaj
  di fayn fayn tin dɛn we igl wing dɛn gɛt.
  
  In nem, we bin de tɛnda,
  bin swip krɔs di si,
  bin kam nia ɛn sabi
  di Proletarian dɛn na ɔl di kɔntri dɛn.
  
  Na di men land na Chaina,
  Diya to ɔl at,
  Dis nem de anɔys
  Fanzam - pis, di ɛnd - to di pales dɛm.
  
  Stalin na di ban fɔ gladi at,
  di dawn fɔ mɔtalman!
  Mek Stalin we wi lɛk, liv
  fɔ bɔku, bɔku lɔng ia!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ fayn fayn wan. Vɛronika ɛn Viktɔria bin jɔyn Maria ɛn Tamara.
  Ɔl di 4 fayn fayn tin dɛn de rawnd, bɔt aw dɛn de fɛt.
  Na ya Maria trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn shot wan Jaman atak plen. Ɛn di fayn fayn tin dɛn de swɛt:
  - Glori to wi pati!
  Vɛronika sɛn gift bak fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn shot HE-162 dɔŋ. Ɛn di wɔman de ala ala se:
  - Glori ay pas glori!
  . CHAPTER No. 6
  Viktoria, we de shot in ɛnimi dɛn ɛn faya, de grin:
  - Fɔ di fiuja ɛkspɛnshɔn dɛm fɔ kɔmyunizim!
  Ɛn 4 fayn fayn uman dɛn, we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd ɛn nɔ gɛt fut, de laf.
  Dɛn na dɛn kayn igl gyal pikin dɛn de we gɛt di ay ɔda.
  Mirabela ɛn Anastasia de fɛt na di skay. Ɛn dɛn kin was di fasist dɛn bren bak.
  Mirabela de twit wit smayl:
  Ɔltin go fayn na di wɔl, .
  Lɔv yu kɔntri wit pawa!
  Ɛn bak, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, tru di winda we opin, i go trowe wan lɛmon. En he"ll giv a damn bout de fasists. Wan ɔda motoka we hit, fɔdɔm.
  Dis na di trik - yu get fo hit am laik dat.
  Anastasia se wit wan laf se:
  - Lenin bin fɔ dɔn prez yu!
  Mirabela bin shot tu-tri Jaman motoka dɛn wit wan bɔs, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Stalin, witout eni dawt, tu!
  Anastasia bin kɔt tri Nazi plen dɛn ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Witout eni dawt!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn so kul. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, i fayn. Dɛn gɛt ɔt ɛn di sem tɛm kol kɔlkyulɛshɔn.
  Mirabela, we bin de shot wan ɔda plen, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔltin na wi wɔl na rilitiv...
  Anastasia bin de gigl ɛn muf wit wamat se:
  - Witout filɔsofi we nɔ nid!
  Ɛn i opin di winda bak ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis tɛm di ME-262 bin bɔm.
  Mirabela bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri.
  - Yu du big tin!
  Anastasia, we bin de sho in tit, bin tɔk bak se:
  - A du wetin a du!
  Ɛn dɛn tu wɔri pipul ya bin bɔs laf. Ɛn dɛn kin wink pan dɛnsɛf.
  Yɛs, di heroism rili wɔndaful.
  Insay di sɔmma 1946, bad bad fɛt dɛn bin bigin fɔ fɛt di siti we de na di Vɔlga. Di uman dɛn snaypa batalyɔn we bin de ɔnda di kɔmand fɔ Kpɛntin Alena Ogurtsova bin tek difensiv pozishɔn na di ruins na Volodarsky Strit. Girls wit mashin gɔn ɛn shotgun, we dɛn tay wit bɔndɛl grenade, bin de ayd biɛn di ruins.
  Alena insɛf wɛr klos we gɛt spat oba in nekɛd bɔdi, shɔt pant, ɛn i nɔ wɛr fut. Wan fayn ɛn kɔba gyal, wit strɔng hip, tin wes, ɛn shɔt bob ia kɔt. Di fes kin rili sho, wit man chin ɛn blu yay dɛn we wayd sɛt. Brawn ia tɔn grey frɔm dɔst, ay chɛst, had luk. Kpɛntin Alena dɔn de fɛt fɔ pas tu ia ɛn pan ɔl we i yɔŋ i dɔn si bɔku tin. Di titi in leg dɛn kɔba wit abrashɔn ɛn brus. I izi fɔ mek gyal pikin muv rawnd we i nɔ wɛr fut pas fɔ wɛr but we rɔf ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan bɔt.
  Di sole we nɔ gɛt natin kin no se di grɔn de shek smɔl, i kin wɔn bɔt di mayn we de nia am, ɛn mama wɔl insɛf kin mek i ebul fɔ bia. Di gyal in fut, na wan say, dɔn rɔf, ɛn nɔ de fred ɔt mɛtal, ɔ di shap shap rɔb we dɔn pwɛl, bɔt na di ɔda say, dɛn nɔ dɔn lɔs sɛnsitiviti ɛn fleksibiliti, wɔnin tru di roar fɔ di muvmɛnt fɔ tank dɛn we dɛn kin yuz.
  Swit Alenka de ol wan grenade wit wan eksplɔshɔn paket we dɛn tay na in an. Yu fɔ kray go na di bad bad Jaman Layɔn tank, we de sprɛy di strit wit mashin gɔn.
  Maria kray nia am. Dɔn bak, dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut, lɛk ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di batalyɔn, dɛn kam fɔ no se dɛn wɛr but, ɛn dɛn bin de falamakata dɛn kɔmanda. In dɔti sɔl dɛn de shap as di titi de kray wit ɔl in 4 fut. Maria in yɔlɔ ia dɔti ɛn lɔng... I kɔl smɔl. Di titi insɛf slɛnd, tan, ɛn shɔt. Dɛn kin ivin mistek kɔl am gyal pikin, we gɛt smɔl smɔl sholda dɛn ɛn we tan lɛk se in ed big.
  Bɔt Maria dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns. I bin ebul fɔ go na di fasist kapchɔ dɛn, i bin sev we dɛn bin de mek i sɔfa bad bad wan, ɛn di mayn dɛn, usay, bay sɔm mirekul we i nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɔndastand, i bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Bɔt we yu luk in fes we tan lɛk pikin ɛn we gɛt sɔri-at, yu nɔ go ɛva ebul fɔ no se dɛn bit am na in il wit rɔba stik ɛn pas ilɛktrik kɔrɛnt na in bɔdi.
  Maria shot... Wan sojaman na di Third Reich, insay dis kes na Arab, fɔdɔm day, i de kik ɔp san ɛn rɔbbul wit in mɔt.
  Alenka slip wan bɔnch grenade ɔnda wan bɔku bɔku dɔti. Naw wan naynti-tan "Lion" go krawl ya ɛn blo am. Di titi in blu yay dɛn de spak lɛk safaya na in fes we dak bikɔs ɔf tan ɛn dɔst.
  Ɛkspiriɛns sho se tank we dɛn dɔn protɛkt fayn fayn wan go chenj in pozishɔn naw. "Lion" gɛt 100 mm sayd armor, ɛn ivin na angle. Tati-fo pipul nɔ ebul fɔ go insay am; Bɔt na katapila na di gol. Di men tin na fɔ depriv di motoka fɔ mobiliti...
  Anyuta faya bɔrst frɔm mashin gɔn... Wan sojaman we wi nɔ no bɔt in kɔntri fɔdɔm. Di Jamani dɛn, bikɔs dɛn dɔn win bɔku pan di ist pat na di wɔl, dɛn valyu di Aryan dɛn blɔd ɛn dɛn kin trowe di sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul di kɔntri fɔ fɛt: Arab dɛn, Afrikan dɛn, Indian dɛn, difrɛn pipul dɛn na Eshia, ɛn Yuropian dɛn. Di nɔmba fɔ di pipul dɛn na Polan sɛf dɔn bɔku - we dɛn dɔn tich frɔm di kredul fɔ et Bolshevik Rɔshia. Yukren pipul dɛn we lɛk dɛn kɔntri, Dɔn Kɔsak, Chechens, ɛn di wan ol Kɔkashian Kaganate de fɛt ya. Hitler bin rayz wan ol intanashɔnal.
  Bɔku ɛnimi dɛn de...
  Anyuta deftly dodge di mashin gɔn faya. Di bulɛt bin lɛf smɔl fɔ mek i split di titi in rawnd il, we bin blak wit dɔst. Di fayn fayn kapten bin ivin fil tikl frɔm aw di big kaliba gift bin de flay nia. Di titi krɔs insɛf, i de wispa se:
  "Ivin bulɛt nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp wi!"
  Maria faya bak... Wan ɔda titi we nem Alla, gɛt rili rɛd ia, i ay pas di avɛrej, ɛn i gɛt mɔsul, pan ɔl we i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ rɛshɔn. I rili fayn bak, i gɛt fayn fayn hip dɛn, in wes tayt, in sholda dɛn we wayd lɛk uman, ɛn in bɔdi ay.
  Alla de fɛt wit in shɔt klos nɔmɔ, dɛn bin kɔt in klos ɛn krɔs ɛn tɔn to dɔst, ɛn dɛn nɔ de gi nyu yunifom dɛn fɔ krɔs di Vɔlga. Mek Gɔd gri fɔ mek wi transfa sɔm mɔ amunishɔn ɛn smɔl it fɔ di Soviet sojaman dɛn we dɔn taya.
  So Alla dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd, in leg dɛn skrach, mɔ in ni dɛn. Wan shrapnel hit di sole of mi rait fut, en e de pen en e hard fo waka.
  Rɛd-hɛd, dɔti, ɔlmost nekɛd Alla twist in fayn, bɔt di sem tɛm taf fes. Di titi, we de shot, se:
  - Di Masta de oba wi, Mɔsko ɛn Stalin!
  Ɛn i kɔt di Nazi dɛn we bin de atak am, ɛn i nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ rol bak.
  Di ruf ɛn di smɔl smɔl strit dɛn de mek i nɔ izi fɔ di Jaman tank dɛn we de mek dɛn fred fɔ tɔn rawnd. Klose to tu handred ton "Mauses" no fit pas at ol...
  As Anyuta bin de op, di "Layɔn" drayv smɔl ɛn rɔn go insay wan bɔku bɔku dɔti. Wan bɔm bin bɔn. Di katapila bɔs ɛn wan pe rɔla we bin dɔn pwɛl bin flay go.
  Di tank we wund stɔp ɛn wan shel flay kɔmɔt na in barɛl...
  I bin de rɔm sɔmsay fa fawe, ɛn i bin de lɔs ɛn tɔn to ruins. Anyuta hiss lɛk snek:
  - Dis na mi kɔlkyulɛshɔn! Opin wan akɔn...
  Dɛn fos di gyal kapten fɔ kray go bak. Di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ yuz dɛn tɛknikal supiriɔriti na di rɔb. Bikɔs ɔf di fɔlt we di stɛp-bɔn Hitlɛr bin gɛt, di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de na di Tɔd Rayk bin de insay wan pozishɔn fɔ fɛt na wan siti we bin rili big ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn wɔl dɛn.
  Maria trowe wan grenade. Fɔs di hit Jamani ɔ Arab fɔ du sɔmsalt, tɔn ova. Dɛn kɔt wan pan Hitlɛr in fɛtman dɛn an, ɛn wan Inglish wach we gɛt kɔmpas de hang pan am.
  Maria se wit smayl se:
  - Wetin di kɔmpas de sho yu na di rod fɔ go na ɛlfaya!
  Ɛn wan fayn titi de shek wan pat pan sɛramik we dɔn stɔp frɔm in il we gɛt dɔti.
  Alla de shek di dɔst bak we de na in chɛst we strɔng ɛn ful-ɔp. di nipl dεm kin kכlכs blak frכm dכti εn i kin it. Tray fɔ was yusɛf. Agen yu fɔ bɛr yusɛf we di Jamani sabmashin gɔn dɛn de faya. Ɛn kray pan yu bɛlɛ.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn batalyɔn de ol in pozishɔn, pan ɔl we dɛn de shel. Ɛn ebi ebi shel dɛn kin bɔn, ɛn bɔm dɛn kin fɔdɔm frɔm di skay... Bɔt natin nɔ go brok di maynd we di Soviet heroin dɛn gɛt.
  Anyuta si di Panta de kray pas. Wɛl, dis tank nɔ de mek pɔsin fred so igen.
  Yu kin panch am na di sayd. Di titi sniz ɛn spit di dɔst we bin de fɔdɔm insay in fayn fayn mɔt. I tek wan grenade na in an, we dɛn wet am wit wan paket we de bɔn. Yu nid fɔ krip ɔp we yu nɔ notis. Bɔt bɔku smok de rawnd.
  Anyuta bigin fɔ kray ɔp, i de rɛst na di dreyn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn in ɛlb dɛn. I bin tan lɛk pusi we de stɔp maws. Di titi mɛmba di wɔ frɔm da bad bad sɔmda de we bin de fɔti wan, we di Wehrmacht bin trɛtin di big big ples dɛn na di USSR. Yu tink se di titi, we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di titi, bin de fred? Fɔs, na yɛs, bɔt afta dat yu kin yus to am. Ɛn yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi si di shel dɛn we de bɔm ɔltɛm as ɔdinari nɔys.
  Ɛn naw i bin bɔm rili nia. Di titi slap pan in bɛlɛ. Frɔm ɔp, smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl. Anyuta de wispa wit krak krak lip:
  - Insay di nem fɔ jɔstis, Masta!
  Di titi mek i kray kwik kwik wan ɛn trowe wan grenade wit wan paket we gɛt bɔm we dɛn tay am we i de rɔn. Di gift de flay insay wan ak. Na eksplɔshɔn de ɛn di Panta in tina sayd armɔ giv we. Di Jaman tank bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn di kɔmbat kit bɔn.
  Anyuta de wispa wit smayl:
  - Tɛnki, O Ɔlmayti Jizɔs! A trɔst yu wangren! A de pre to yu wangren!
  Di panta dɔn pwɛl. Di lɔng trɔnk we dɔn rɔtin, dɛn bɛr am na di rɔb. Di frɔnt klos, we dɛn separet frɔm di sayd klos, tan lɛk skɔp.
  Anyuta, we in yay dɛn de shayn lɛk kɔnflawa na in fes brawn bikɔs ɔf dɔst ɛn tan, se:
  - Di mɔ ɔk tik dɛn we di ɛnimi gɛt, na di mɔ wi difens strɔng!
  Alla rili sɛxy insay in blak panti ɛn nekɛd, dɔsti, strɔng bɔdi. Di titi rili gɛt sɛns. I kin trowe glas shards wit in bare fut finga dɛn.
  Naw i trowe wan shap tin wit in fayn fayn fut we dɛn kɔba wit wan layt we gɛt dɔst. Ɛn i chuk am stret na di fasist in trot. Nays Alla bin de tɔk bad bɔt am:
  - Ɛn mi na sɛks simbul, ɛn simbul fɔ day!
  Dɔn di titi kray bak, ɛn shot. Anyuta bin faya bak.
  Di fayn fayn kapten, we dɔn kɔt di fasist, bin twit se:
  - Laif na chen, ɛn smɔl tin na di link...
  Maria faya, kɔt Fritz in ed ɛn ad se:
  - I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ mek yu nɔ ataya impɔtant to di link!
  Anyuta, bak we i de shot kɔrɛkt wan, i rasp:
  - Bɔt yu nɔ go ebul fɔ de pan smɔl smɔl tin dɛn...
  Maria ad lɛk se i de faya:
  - If nɔto dat di chen go ɛnvalop yu!
  Wan ɔda titi we nem Matryona, insɛf bin rili fayn, togɛda wit di payɔnia we nem Seryozhka, bin pripia wan mayn pan di waya. Dɛn tu push am... Wan insidious booger krawl insay di Tiger-2 katapila. Ɛn aw dis Jaman mashin we gɛt lɔng barɛl go bɔm.
  Di bɔbɔ we gɛt blant we nem Sɛji bin ala se:
  - Wi Rɔshia, na parasha fɔ yu!
  Ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ jomp go, i bin de flash in blak il dɛn we dɛn dɔn nak dɔŋ, frɔm di ruf we bin de fɔdɔm.
  Matryona strok di bɔbɔ in nɛk ɛn se:
  - Yu rili smat!
  Di payɔnia mek in we fɔ go bifo ɛn jɔyn di uman dɛn batalyɔn. Di bɔbɔ ivin rili inventiv. Fɔ ɛgzampul, i bin mek plen dɛn fɔ shot fasist atak plen dɛn. We di Focke-Wulfs, ɔ TA-152 dɛn, rayz, dɛn kin yɛri wan ala ala we kin mek pɔsin yɛri we pɔsin nɔ biliv.
  Di Jamani dɛn kin strayk wit wan Wagner simfɔni. Dis kayn majestic melody.
  Matryona se wit anɔyntmɛnt se:
  - Dɛn stil de tray fɔ mek wi fred!
  Di payɔnia bɔbɔ bin siŋ wit pathos:
  - Di Rɔshian wɔriɔ nɔ de fred fɔ day,
  Day ɔnda di skay we gɛt sta dɛn nɔ go tek wi!
  I go fɛt tranga wan fɔ oli Rus", .
  A lod di pawaful mashin gɔn!
  Matryona, we na wan titi we lɔng ɛn gɛt mɔsul, ɛn in hip ɛn sholda dɛn wayd, na uman we de wok na fam. Dɛn bin de chɛr di klos dɛn to rag we dɛn bin de fɛt, di strɔng leg dɛn bin de na do, dɛn bin de breyd di ia to tu breyd ɛn i bin rili dɔti.
  Seryozhka na jɔs ilevin ia ol, i tan bikɔs i nɔ de it fayn, i na bɔbɔ we skrach ɛn dɔti, i jɔs wɛr shɔt. Di bɔbɔ in ia wayt we i tan lɛk, dɔn tɔn grey, ɛn yu kin si in rib dɛn tru in tint, tan ɛn dɔti skin. Mi leg dɛn bin brok bad bad wan ɛn a bin kɔba wit bɔn, brus, ɛn blista. Na tru se, tin we bin apin bin mek di pikin nɔ gɛt siriɔs injury.
  We yu kɔmpia am to am, i tan lɛk se Matryona big ɛn fat, pan ɔl we di titi nɔ fat atɔl, bɔt i gɛt strɔng mit we dɛn tren na in bon dɛn. Pantap dat, i bin tan lɛk se di angri nɔ bin afɛkt in pɔt ɛn big bɔdi atɔl.
  Wan titi de faya wan ebi ebi anti-tank rayf. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay Jamani motoka dɛn ed-ɔn, bɔt chans de fɔ hit di trak dɛn.
  Ɛn di ebi ebi "Lev", we i dɔn gɛt wan ebi ebi bɔm na di chɛsis, bigin fɔ blo smok lɛk chen smokman.
  Seryozhka bin siŋ wit sɔri-at:
  - Stinky Fritz, we nɔ tink, layt sigrɛt na di ɛntrɛ! Na tru se in bin gɛt big trɔbul!
  Matryona, we bin de flash in mɔskul, tan kaw pikin dɛn, bin de tap-dans wit in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn. Di titi bin siŋ se:
  - Di fes fɔ Rɔshian sɛnt dɛn de flash frɔm di aykɔn... Gɔd nɔ fɔ mek yu kil at least wan tawzin Krauts! Ɛn if pɔsin de buz pas di fasist dɛn, nɔbɔdi, biliv mi, nɔ go jɔj yu fɔ dat!
  Dɔn i lod di anti-tank rayf bak ɛn faya bak. Di Jaman transpɔta bin pul smok bak.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn batalyɔn bin mek di Kraut dɛn pwɛl bad bad wan. Bɔt insɛf bin lɔs. Wan titi bin rɔtin, ɛn in fes bin so brayt, pan ɔl we di dɔst bin de.
  Bɔku pan Stalingrad dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek di Nazi dɛn, bɔt wetin lɛf na di siti nɔ want fɔ giv-ɔp ɛn sɔrɛnda.
  Anyuta, meanwhile, de trai to brok tru di Tiger. Wan pawaful Jaman motoka bin gɛt grenade na in sayd, bɔt i nɔ bin day. Turn arawnd fɔ faya di kanɔn. Di titi gɛt fɔ bɛr insɛf na grɔn ɛn rɔb so dat di gift we dɛn pul nɔ go krɔs di blast wef.
  Anyuta kwayɛt wan de wispa se:
  - Mama, papa, a sɔri!
  Maria trowe wan grenade pan di Tayga, we bɔm na in fɔɛd. Di titi bin hiss se:
  - Bɔt di tru tin se layt na di tichin insay winta insay spring... A de ripit witout ɛksɛpshɔn se Hitler na pestilent bastard!
  Alla, we bin brok di aim fɔ di fasist dɛn ɛn sprɛy dɛn wit wan bɔs faya, bin de mɔna:
  - Na di kɔfin, a si di Fuhrer naw! Ɛn i kik di bad man rayt na in yay!
  Di titi we gɛt rɛd ia bin rili trowe grenade insay di tank wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I hit di barɛl... Wan bɔm bin fala ɛn di Tayga in barɛl bin distɔrj.
  Di Jaman we bin de fred bin tek am ɛn bak.
  Anyuta bin de kray tru in nos:
  - Wi yon nɔ go giv-ɔp to yu yon!
  Maria bin kɔt Hitler in hireling wit bulɛt ɛn siŋ:
  - Bɔt di wikɛd pɔsin nɔ de jok! An, fut, i de twist Rɔshian rop dɛn! I de sink in tit insay di at sɛf... I de drink di Fadaland to di dregs!
  Anyuta bin de gigl ɛn bark:
  - Di Fuhrer de ala wildly, de strain insɛf!
  Maria bin faya ɛn ad se:
  - Wel, day de puf ɛn grin!
  Naw wan ivin mɔ denja "Shtumrtiger" dɔn apia. I de pwɛl wan ol bildin dɛn ɛn bɔnks dɛn. Pantap dat, i nɔ de nia di say dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn de. Di Jaman mashin gɔn dɛn de kip di motoka ɔnda kɔva.
  Anyuta si se i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ kam nia di Kraut pozishɔn dɛn. Bɔt Focke-Wulfs de na di skay. Wan pan dɛn motoka dɛn ya kin flay nia di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn de. Di gyal pikin dɛn opin faya pan am.
  Alla trowe grenade ɛn tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Insay dip day, fɔgiv nɔ de!
  Afta dat di titi faya wan bɔs frɔm wan mashin gɔn. Rol bak kwik kwik wan. Wan rili nyu Jaman tank "Panther"-2 wit wan smɔl tɔrɛt ɛn wan lɔwa silhouette de kam nia kwik kwik wan.
  Bɔku gyal pikin dɛn kin trowe grenade pan wan Jaman motoka. I, we i dɔn gɛt di gift dɛn, i kin friz ɛn i nɔ ebul fɔ tɔn rawnd.
  Alla bin wispa ɛn his:
  - Dis na nyu atak! Wi go tear in jaw apat!
  Panther 2 bin snar ɛn faya in mɔ pawaful wɛpɔn.
  Di kɔlɔn we gɛt faya bin split di briz ɛn wantɛm wantɛm i bin mek di atmosfɛre wam ɛn mek ilɛktrik.
  Alla gigl, di shel dɛn flay pas di af-af nekɛd gyal. Di rɛd ia we nɔ shem, shek in hip ɛn rayt se:
  - Ɛn Nyutɔn win in ɛnimi dɛn, trowe di yok frɔm di tron! I bin gi in Nyutɔn in lɔ to di Fritz!
  Stalingrad bin ful-ɔp wit faya, we i bin tan lɛk se faya tɔŋ dɛn de lik di skay ɛn pepul, ɔrɛnj, ɛn skarlet spak dɛn bin de krak krak! Ɛn ɛni spak tan lɛk gɔst we de rɔnawe kɔmɔt na wan kast we de na ɛl.
  Anyuta, we bin dɔn nak wan Jamani fɛtman, flash in blu yay ɛn siŋ:
  - Wai yu de whin, yu stupid old lady? Biliv mi, na jɔs krayzi pɔsin we de kray fɔ yu!
  Maria bin de ala as i de faya di Nazi dɛn se:
  - Aw i fayn fɔ ledɔm na di gras ɛn nak di Kraut dɛn na dɛn ed! Gi di Fuhrer wan poultice ɛn shot bulɛt frɔm wan mashin gɔn!
  Di titi bin de gigl bad bad wan ɛn rol frɔm in bɛlɛ to in bak. A mek wan baysikul we gɛt leg. Wan grenade bin flay ɔp. Di Focke-Wulf we bin de flay bin gɛt shrapnel ɔnda in bɛlɛ ɛn i bin go ɔp kwik kwik wan. I tan lɛk se shap shap pat dɛn bin wund am. Di fasist krichɔ bin kech faya ɛn bigin fɔ lɔs sɔm pat dɛn pan in wing dɛn we bin brok.
  Anyuta, we si aw Focke de lɔs ayt, i kray se:
  - Dis na semafɔ! Wan aks de we dɛn hang pan di bot!
  Di Jaman plen bin bɔm, ɛn skata dɔti na ɔl di fa kɔna dɛn na di skay. Ɛn usay di fasist ays bin go? Mek mi las tɔn. Di pɔsin we kil di pɔsin bin go pwɛl, nɔto di payɔnia!
  Maria snis, i skata di dɔst ɛn se:
  - Fɔ bi ɔ nɔ fɔ bi? I nɔto kwɛstyɔn!
  Alla trowe wan glas bak wit in fut, so dat i hit di Fritz na in yay ɛn kɔmɔt tru di bak pat na di ed:
  - Mi na tank armada! Ɛn yu nid tritmɛnt!
  Di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de trowe grenade dɛn bifo dɛn. Dɛn kayn taktik dɛn ya nɔ bin de wok agens gyal pikin dɛn. So Seryozhka diploy di katapult, ɛn aw i hit di ɛnimi fɔ ansa.
  Di payɔnia bɔbɔ bin ala se:
  - Santa Klɔs de tear Hitler in jaw apat!
  Di katapult chaj, we bin de chuk di krawd fɔ di fasist dɛn, bin mek dɛn flay apat ɛn di sem tɛm tɔn ova na di ays. Di Fritzes dɛn bin fɔdɔm ɛn dɛn bin brok pan di rɔb dɛn we bin de na di wɔl dɛn.
  Di Tayga-2 tank, we bin dɔn lɔs in balans, bin rɔsh wit di Layɔn. Eh, Leva, usai yu formidable nem de?
  Anyuta bin smayl ɛn ansa se:
  - Wel, Seryozhka na big tin!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de ala bad bad wan:
  - Di payɔnia de rɛdi ɔltɛm!
  Di gyal kapten bigin fɔ nel bak. Ɛn Matryona tikl Seryozhka in smɔl fut, i rili at! No wɔnda di bɔbɔ nɔ de fred fɔ rɔn na faya.
  Maria bin de chant ɛn se:
  - Yɔŋ tɛm gud - ol ej bad!
  Alla, dis rɛd ia we gladi, bin gri se:
  - Natin nɔ de we bad pas ol ej! Dis na rili di tin we rili bad pas ɔl!
  Ɛn di titi du wan flip jomp. I bin imajin grani dɛn we nɔ fayn fɔ smɔl tɛm. Nɔ, yu nɔ go kɔmpia ol uman wit gyal pikin. Ɛn us fayn fayn tin de insay bɔdi we slɛnd.
  Alla tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Ia afta ia de flɔ lɛk karavan, .
  Wan ol uman de grind hena insay wan mɔta...
  Ɛn wetin wi go se bɔt mi bɔdi we slɛnd?
  A nɔ ɔndastand aw mi yɔŋ tɛm bin lɔs!
  Anyuta flash in yay, knock di Jaman dɔŋ wit wan hit na in groin ɛn rimark se:
  - Nɔ! Stil, dis kayn charm de na wɔ - fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ de yɔŋ sote go! Ɔltɛm i kin drɔnk!
  Matryona put nyu chaj insay di katapult. Dis na sɔntin we tan lɛk gud mɔta. Di titi bin hiss se:
  - Nɔ pas, bɔt pas!
  Seryozhka bin shuffle wit in tin bɔt nimbul leg ɛn bark:
  - Fritsam fes fɔ yu!
  Ɛn di grenade, wit di paket we bin de bɔn, bin de flay wit ful spid ɛn go na di say dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin de.
  Yɛs, dɛn nɔ bin gi dɛn Stalingrad. Di asɔlt dɔn de fɔ tri mɔnt frɔm di ɛnd ɔf Jun, bɔt dɛn nɔ kech di siti. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt sakrifays na ɔda sɛktɔ dɛn na di frɔnt, bɔt nɔto insay dis wan.
  Anyuta faya wan pistɔl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Ɔltin nɔ pɔsibul, i kin apin pɔsibul... Nɔ nid fɔ mek di yunivas rili kɔmplikt!
  Ɛn i bin bang di motoka in gas tank. Di motoka bin bɔn, ɛn faya we bin de blo bin mek di ples we gɛt smok shayn. Ɛn wan paw we gɛt faya bin kɔt di Jamani.
  Di gyal kapten ala se:
  - A lɛk fɔ kil bad! Ɛn dis na di gud we pas ɔl!
  Maria bin nak di Jamani pipul dɛn wit faya we bin bɔn ɛn i bin de his:
  - Mek wi ple porcupine!
  Alla opin faya, mɔ kɔrɛkt wan. Bɔku blak pipul dɛn bin lɛf fɔ ledɔm na di rɔb we dɛn kɔba wit spia:
  - Kil di ɛnimi! - Di gyal bin wispa.
  Maria bin de siŋ ple ple:
  - Afta a dɔn peint Hitler wit lipstik, Mainstein wit hairspray, a go drɛg yu insay di prinses kapchɔ, yu fetful dɔg go gnaw yu!
  Anyuta, we de faya, i bin de his:
  - Mek wi hang wi sef dis ivintɛm, Adolf... Stɔp fɔ ful-ɔp! Kam na ivintɛm, flay lɛk gyrfalcon - so dat yu go ebul fɔ bit di Nazi dɛn tranga wan!
  Maria se wit wamat, i nak di ɛlmɛt kɔmɔt na di stormtrooper in ed:
  - Wi kin! Ɛn wi go du am!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Lenin batalyɔn bin stɔp di fɔrina ami we bin de go bifo. Di Fritz bin go bifo, ɛn i bin rili trowe di ples wit bɔdi dɛn. Di Layɔn tank we dɛn bin de pin op pan, insɛf nɔ bin ɛp. Na dis wan na modifyeshɔn fɔ di motoka wit 150 mm kanɔn.
  Alla knock ova wan ston we stik pan in bare nipple. Di titi gɛt da kayn fayn ɛn ful bɔdi de. Di titi trowe grenade wit in fut. Di leg strɔng pas di an, ɛn di trowe de travul go fa.
  "Lion" geht wan gap na di trak en stop. Shot frɔm in pawaful mɔt. Wan krash ɛn wan fɔdɔm.
  Alla, we de spit, se:
  - Wan Rɔshian wɔriɔ nɔ de kray wit pen!
  Ɛn bak di titi shot. Ɛn i kin du am kɔrɛkt wan pasmak. Di fasist we de ledɔm kɔmɔt na di tawa de fɔdɔm bak.
  Wan titi we gɛt rɛd ia, we lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd, se:
  - Na fɔ natin we di ɛnimi biliv se i bin ebul fɔ brok di Rɔshian dɛn! Di wan we gɛt maynd go atak na fɛt, wi go bit wi ɛnimi dɛn bad bad wan!
  Ɛn Alla de rol in bɛlɛ mɔsul dɛn, we i dɔn rili difayn.
  Oh, di gyal pikin dɛn rili fayn! A rili nɔ want ɛni wan pan dɛn fɔ day.
  Ekaterina rɔn pas... Wan rili fayn gyal, wit flɔflɔ, wayt ia. I sɔm kayn we de manej fɔ smɛl dɛn wit sɔm kayn pɔshɔn so dat dɛn nɔ go dɔti.
  Di gyal rili fayn, wit di figa fɔ Venus, jɔs mɔ ton ɛn skapul. Na bra ɛn panti nɔmɔ i wɛr. Ɔl ɔda tin dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɔtin. Bɔt di leg dɛn rili fayn! Dis nɔto gyal pikin, bɔt na sil fɔ pafɛkt, krawn fɔ biuti.
  I de muv spɛshal we, lɛk swɛlin. Ɛn di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin jɔs de flik, ɛn i sɔprayz fɔ no se di il dɛn de kɔntinyu fɔ klin. Katrin shot, ɛn di fasist gɛt ɔlsa na in chɛst.
  Di titi se:
  - Loyalty to the Motherland na di wɔd we ay pas ɔl!
  Alla bin rimark wit wan chuckle:
  - Tek ɔf yu bra ɛn de na yu panti lɛk mi!
  Katrin shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Dis nɔ fayn fɔ du!
  Alla shek in hip, faya kɔrɛkt wan ɛn siŋ:
  - Somhow Komsomol memba dem don bi unusual! Fɔ waka rawnd bare-chested lɛk dat na rili indecent!
  Katrin bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wetin mek fɔ briŋ gladi at to di Krauts bay we yu de luk wi biuti!
  Alla bin ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - Wi biuti na deadly!
  Katya bin de gigl ɛn faya di TA-200. Faya bin kech di Nazi dɛn motoka. Ɛn di fayn fayn blant bin tɔk se:
  - Day to bad tin!
  Alla bin de gigl:
  - Ɛn layf gud!
  Katrin, we si se di Jamani de fɔdɔm, i grɔmbul:
  - Dis na di valyu we pas ɔl! Una nɔ tink, fasist dɛn, se una dɔn win!
  Aw Allah go siŋ:
  - Viktri de wet fɔ am! Viktri de wet... Di wan dɛn we want fɔ brok di shakul! Viktri de wet fɔ am! Viktri de wet fɔ am! Wi go ebul fɔ win di Nazi dɛn!
  Wan fayn gyal, ɛn in nekɛd bɔdi de shek. I gud wit nekɛd torso na di ɔt, we di faya de intensif.
  Anyuta naw bin luk lɛk se i dɔn mekɔp in maynd pasmak. I bin faya di Kraut dɛn wit wan sabmashin gɔn ɛn i bin de ala se:
  - A go kastret yu!
  Ɛn fɔ tru, di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt gift dɛn ɛn kɔfin dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn! En di gyal sho dem di aidia, mek wi bil bare toes. Ɛn i bin de wispa lɛk tifman naytin. Ɛn tru di finga dɛn na di ɔda pat dɛn we de dɔŋ.
  Di gyal kapten rili smat. Ɛn i de spak spak. Ɛn nɔto kruk atɔl. Sɔntɛnde, insɛf kin sɔri fɔ di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn, we kin gɛt pikin dɛn we go kray fɔ dɛn papa dɛn we dɛn dɔn kil.
  Bɔt Anyuta kin drɛb dɛn kayn tin dɛn de pan insɛf, dɛn kin mek i want fɔ kray. Bɔt nɔto di Rɔshian dɛn bin kam to di Jamani dɛn fɔ tif ɛn kil. Nɔ, dis na di Jamani pipul dɛn ɛn wan ol agresiv pak fɔrina dɛn frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl bɔs insay Rɔshian spɛs.
  Anyuta kros insɛf ɛn shot di Fritz, we bin de tray fɔ kwayɛt wan kam nia di Rɔshian pozishɔn dɛn... In yay ɛn bren, we bulɛt bin knock aut, lik aut.
  Di gyal kapten smayl ɛn tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Stret yay to ay, ed to ed!
  Anyuta faya kɔrɛkt wan ɛn nak wan motoka wit saydkar. Di motoka bigin fɔ rɔtin, ɛn di mashin gɔn flay go ɛn tɔn ova bɔku tɛm. Dɔn in mɔt bin chuk di rɔb dɛn.
  Di titi bin de rɔb in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt dɔti pan di rɔb. Ɛn i tek aim bak. In fes we bin gladi ɛn we bin yɔŋ bin de grin wit satisfay. Di titi bin siŋ se:
  Wi tɛl di fasist dɛn se: "Nɔ, wi pipul dɛn nɔ go gri fɔ mek dɛn kɔl Rɔshian bred we gɛt sɛnt "brɔd!"
  Maria mek wan shot we rili kɔrɛkt, we mek faya bɔn di Focke-Wulf, ɛn chirp:
  Fɔ skɔndɛl, fɔ tru, di tin we pɔsin kin disayd fɔ du kin klia, .
  I rɛdi fɔ betray Rus in fɔ dala...
  Bɔt di Rɔshian man so wɔndaful - .
  A rɛdi fɔ gi mi layf fɔ mi Mama Land!
  Di titi du somersault ɛn sho di Nazi dɛn wan kuki, ɛn spin rawnd, ɛn di bulɛt dɛn nɔ hit di biuti.
  Alla bin apia, dis fayn fayn uman, we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd, ɛn we dɔti lɛk dɛbul, trowe grenade wit in tu leg dɛn wan tɛm. Ɛn i bin chɛk se:
  - Wetin a gɛt na... To di Fritz in di shap sayd!
  Matryona bin kɔrɛkt Alla:
  - Shap, to di sayd, nɔto to di shap sayd!
  Di titi bin de gigl ɛn shek in watamɛlɔn bɔdi, ɛn lans wan grenade we i yuz grenade wit wan paket we de bɔn. "Tiger" bin hit in di barel, en dis krok wok of art dodged.
  Afta dat, Hitler in krichɔ bin tɔn bak. I bigin fɔ kray lɛk tɔl we faya kech.
  Anyuta bin siŋ, i bin de wink wit gladi at:
  - Ɛn di Tayga de bak ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn de ayd!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn batalyɔn bin de manej ɔnda atak frɔm ɛya ɛn ebi ebi gɔn dɛn. Dɔn di rɔket lansa dɛn bin hit, brok brok, ɔt klif dɛn bin de go ɔp na di skay. Ɛn di ston dɛn bin kech faya. Laki se nɔbɔdi pan di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ day, bɔt di man dɛn go na di ɔda wɔl - we nɔ sɔri so! Ɛn sol dɛn de flay - sɔm go na ɛvin, ɛn ɔda wan dɛn go na ɛlfaya! Usay di dɛbul dɛn we gɛt pitfɔk dɔn ɔlrɛdi de wet fɔ di wan dɛn we nɔ bin biliv Jizɔs.
  Alla, we na di sɛksi pas ɔlman pan di wɔriɔ dɛn, vɛks bad bad wan: di Nazi dɛn, wit dɛn Sturmtiger, kin faya di say dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn de ɛn kil di Rɛd wɔriɔ dɛn?
  . CHAPTER No. 7
  Ɛn di titi grap wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn spin insay kaskad dɛn we de rɔn. Ɛn i bin de spin mɔ ɛn mɔ kwik kwik wan. Ɛn afta dat, wit ɔl in trɛnk, i trowe di gift fɔ day insay di wayd barɛl we di Sturmtiger gɛt. Di fayn uman in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk tan bin de shayn, ɛn wan grenade bin flay insay di wayd barɛl. Ɛn di pawaful motoka bin chok fɔs ɛn afta dat i bɔm. Di tu "Royal Tigers" we bin tinap na di sayd dɛm fɔ di "Sturmtiger" dɛn bin trowe dɛn ɔp ɛn skata na difrɛn say dɛn. Dɛn bin kɔt di rɔla dɛn pan dɛn, ɛn dɛn fɔdɔm, dɛn de flay lɛk di kwin in nɛks we dɔn brok.
  Di blast wef trowe Alla op, ɛn di titi flay ɔpsayd dɔŋ. Ɛn dɛn tɔn am bak, rɔk am ɛn trowe am. Bɔt di fayn fayn tin bin stil land, shap shap rɔb dɛn, ɛn ston dɛn we dɛn dɔn krɔs bin dig insay in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Di titi bin de fil pen, ɛn ivin tru in fut we gɛt kɔl, wan shap pɔynt bin chuk am.
  Bɔt Alla bin fɛn di trɛnk fɔ tinap ɛn ala se:
  - Una fasist dɛn go de na ashis!
  Anyuta ɛn di ɔda gyal pikin dɛn bin trowe di blast wef ɛn ivin krɔs dɛn smɔl. Bɔt nɔto wan pan di fayn fayn fɛtman dɛn nɔ day. Di gyal pikin dɛn mit wit ebi ebi ren ɛn faya we dɛn bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan. Fɔ stɔp di Nazi dɛn we bin dɔn jomp kɔmɔt ɛn ɔda bad bad insɛkt dɛn we bin de rawnd di USSR.
  Maria bin siŋ wit big zil:
  - Ɛn we di Masta in trɔmpɛt blo wi na fɛt, wi go bi padi togɛda wit di Komsomol! Ɛn bay wetin Jiova want, a go de na di ɛvin we dɛn kɔl mi nem!
  Alla, we bin de shek di dɔst we bin de na in blɔd ɛn brok fut, bin siŋ se:
  - Lenin, pati, Kɔmsomol! Wi de sen di Fuhrer to di madhouse!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bigin fɔ laf fɔ mek dɛn nɔ yɛri, ɛn Seryozhka bin tɔk wit ala ɛn vɛks se:
  - Ɛn mi katapult nɔ kɔrɛkt so - lɛk dɛn bare ɛn strɔng leg ya na Alla!
  Matryona, we bin de fleks in an mɔsul dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Dat na OK! Yu go kam op wit ɔda tin. Sɔntin we kol pas dat!
  Witchakova bin kam bak frɔm di fɔs layn ɛn dɛn kɔl am kwik kwik wan fɔ go na Vladivostok. Bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn rawnd Khabarovsk (dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk to dis siti tru di Amur), di Japan pipul dɛn bin stɔp dɛn sojaman dɛn fɔ mek dɛn gɛda bak ɛn ful-ɔp. At le wan ɔndrɛd milyɔn Jepan wit ɔda sɛvinti milyɔn Manchuria ɛn Tayland kin transfa infantri bɔku bɔku wan. Insay wan patikyula we, i izi fɔ fɛt wit di USSR pas wit di USA, bikɔs fɔ fɛt wit di las wan, dɛn nid bɔku dia dia ship dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ nid fɔ gɛt plen dɛn we nɔ dia. Bɔt dɛn kin gi infantri wit layt ɛn smɔl rayf ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn we dɛn kɔpi frɔm di Schmeisters dɛn bɔku bɔku wan! Ɛni Japan bɔbɔ frɔm we i ol sɛvin ia, sabi fɔ gɛda ɛn pul mashin gɔn! Bɔt fɔ tru, i kin tek tɛm fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn frɔm di ayland to di kɔntinɛnt. Ɛn we yu dɔn gɛt pipul dɛn we go ɛp yu, yu fɔ muf dip dip wan insay di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn teritɔri bak!
  Bikɔs Witcherova bin dɔn gɛt di kɔl, i bin op se i go dɔn gɛt nyu fɛtman ɛn fɛt na di skay. Dɛn bin kɛr di titi go na Vladivostok insay wan Emka. Di payɔnia bin fil lɛk se na tɛmnatɔ. Di kɔmpin travulman bin tɔn to ol man we gɛt grey ia, pan ɔl we i dɔn ol, ɛn na sajin in strɛp nɔmɔ i bin de wɛr.
  I bin tɔk wit bost se:
  - Oh, una yɔŋ pipul dɛn! Yu no se a bin fɛt wit di Japan pipul dɛn bak insay tsarist tɛm!
  Witcher bin aks wit dawt se:
  - Rili? Ɔ sɔntɛm yu bin gɛt krɔs bak?
  Di granpa, we bin de shek in grey biad, bin swɛ se:
  - No kros, no medal de! So i bin fɛt as prayvet pɔsin fɔ wan ia ɛn tri mɔnt! Wetin yu tink, ɔlman kin gɛt taytul ɛn medal? Ɛspɛshali ɔnda di tsa, we dɛn nɔ bin rili lɛk di prayvet pipul dɛn!
  Witcher bin gri se:
  - Yes, ɔnda di tsar na bin klas inikualiti! Bɔt dɛn tɛm ya na difrɛn tɛm. Bay di we, aw yu lɛk di Jap dɛn! I min se di ɛnimi bin strɔng?
  Di ol man ansa, i de flash in ayɛn tit:
  - Nɔ wik, pan ɔl we if wi kɔmand bin smat, dɛn nɔ bin fɔ dɔn giv ɔp Pɔt Atɔ ɛn Manchuria! Dɛn nɔto ɛnimi we strɔng da kayn we de.
  Emka bin draiv sloslo, di rod bin damej wit bom en artileri. Wi bin ebul fɔ tɔk.
  Witcher aks smɔl mɔ kwayɛt wan se:
  - Wi yon bin strɔng pas am?
  Di ol man briskly, lɛk se na wind-ap tɔys, nɔd tu-tri tɛm:
  - Na sɔm we dɛn, yes! Fɔ ɛgzampul, di Japan pipul dɛn gɛt twɛnti tɛm mɔ usay dɛn kin shot pas wi. Bifo dɛn sɛn mi na di frɔnt, a bin jɔs tek pat pan tri ples dɛn fɔ shot. Ɛn afta dat, fayv shot dɛn ɛvri wan. Bɔt we dɛn de fɛt faya, wi nɔ go se wi bin wɔs pas di pipul dɛn na Jepan. Ɛn dis pan ɔl we dɛn bin wɛr kaki yunifom, ɛn wi bin wɛr wayt ɔvakot. Naturally afta wi get som militri expiriens. Di Japan pipul dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ du soja biznɛs pas wi, pan ɔl we dɛn dɔn tren fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bɔt dɛn rayf dɛn bin de bit kɔrɛkt wan pas wi Mostina klab.
  Vedmakova bin gri witout reservation:
  - Yɛs, shɔ! Yu rayt bɔt dat! Di Japan pipul dɛn, lɛk di Jamani pipul dɛn, kin pe atɛnshɔn tumɔs pan drɔl trenin.
  Di ol man shek in ed:
  - Vaysvasa fɔ du dat! I nɔ tu pas wetin wi gɛt na di tsarist ami! Wɛl, if ivin bifo di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, dɛn bigin fɔ tren sojaman dɛn bɛtɛ, ɛn at ɔl chenj dɛn yunifom, den... Nɔto ami, bɔt na kɔmplit mach gem!
  Witcherova bin tɔk, nɔto if i nɔ gɛt bad at se:
  - Bifo di wɔ, wi bin de pe bɔku atɛnshɔn bak fɔ mach na parede! I tan lɛk se di wan we smat de lan frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn mistek, di wan we ful de lan frɔm in yon, udat nɔ de lan atɔl, udat?
  Grɔnpa bin tɔk se:
  - Trenin na biznɛs we de mek prɔfit! Bɔt wit sapɔt, wi bin jɔs gɛt wan kɔmplit blok. Nɔ gɔn, nɔ katrij! Bɔku tɛm dɛn bin de angri, di sojaman dɛn bin sik - mɛrɛsin nɔ bin de! Mɔ pipul dɛn bin day bikɔs ɔf tayfus ɛn ɔda bad bad tin dɛn pas di bulɛt dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz na Jepan. Na bin so bad wɔ. Kuropatkin na wan idiot! No flanking maneuvers, no camouflage, i bin de trowe pipul dɛn dairekt insay trench dɛn ɔnda mashin gɔn dɛn. Dɛn bin de yuz wi as kanɔn fɔ it. Ɔl dis bin dɔn bad bad wan, we dɛn win. As dem se, a bin barely drag mi fut. Na tru se a kin rili proud fɔ di tru tin we se a bin rɔnawe pan slev! Lɛk wund dɛn bak!
  Di titi we bin want fɔ no mɔ, aks se:
  - Ɛn di Japan pipul dɛnsɛf dɔn bi bɛtɛ ɔ wɔs! We i kam pan in kwaliti dɛn we i gɛt fɔ fɛt.
  Di ol man fɔs layt wan sigrɛt we dɛn dɔn rol, ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ i ansa se:
  - I at fɔ jɔj dis ɔbjɛktiv wan. Di ami dɛn dɔn chenj, tank dɛn, plen dɛn, ɛn sabmashin gɔn dɛn dɔn apia. We i kam pan di prɔgrɛs, di ship dɛn nɔ chenj so, ɛn di gɔn dɛn nɔ chenj. Bɔt di stupiditi fɔ di kɔmand bin stil de di sem, so skru di atak pan Vladivostok!
  Di Witcha flash in grin yay:
  - No ɛkskyuz nɔ de fɔ dis!
  Di ol man gri se:
  - Ɛn i nɔ go ebul fɔ bi! Afta ɔl, dɛn bin no se di ɛnimi de pripia wan dɔti trik, ɛn no we nɔ de fɔ biev we dɛn du am! I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn sɛt mi. Bɔt di trus wit di Pindos na klia sayn se strɔng blo de kam fala.
  Witcher bin de gigl:
  - Wit Pindos?
  Grɔnpa bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, na dat dem de kol Amerika and Britain nau! Di nem kɔmɔt frɔm di wɔd "fɔ tif", dat na fɔ tif. Ɛn dɛn kɔntri ya na parasayt kɔntri dɛn, tif kɔntri dɛn we de sok di blɔd fɔ di wan dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn we wik!
  Di payɔnia nɔd in rɛd ed:
  - A gri ya!
  Di ol man bin insist se:
  - Gri se wi kɔmand na idiots, ɛn ivin treytɔ! Dis na aw fɔ sɛt wi flet, we wɔs pas di Pindos!
  Witcher bin agens am se:
  "Sɔntɛm dɛn nɔ bin tink se di Japan pipul dɛn go strayk so kwik." Jɛnɛral wan, di Fa Is na bin ples fɔ rɛst, ɛn pipul dɛn we de fred ɛn les bin de kam de. Afta ɔl, na di ami yu nɔ nid fɔ wok tranga wan lɛk wokman ɔ kɔlektif fama we de biɛn, bɔt yu kin gɛt gud reshɔn ɛn salari. Na di ɔda say, yu nɔ de put yu layf pan denja we yu de sav na di Fa Is. Yɛs, na paradays fɔ pipul dɛn we nɔ de wok tranga wan ɛn pipul dɛn we de fred.
  Di ol man nɔ bin gri se:
  "Sojaman ɛn ɔfisa dɛn nɔ de fɛt so bad." Na Khabarovsk ya, dɛn stil nɔ sɔrɛnda.
  Witcher bin gri se:
  - Rɔshian wɔriɔ, spɛshal wɔriɔ! Bɔt lɛk aw Brusilov bin tɔk: wi sojaman dɛn rili fayn, wi ɔfisa dɛn gud, wi jenɛral dɛn nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn, ɛn di tsar bad atɔl!
  Grɔnpa bin grɔmbul we i nɔ gladi se:
  - If wi kɔmanda nɔto bin Kuropatkin, bɔt Brusilov: wi go win! Ala, dɛn bin rayt am oba! Wi fɔ se ɔnda di tsa, di Rɔshian jenɛral dɛn bin kam smɔl smɔl: ɔnda Suvorov, wan ol galaksi bin de we gɛt kɔmanda dɛn we rili fayn! Bɔt, Stalin na Jojia man, ɛn as dɛn de se, Jojia pipul...
  Di granpa bin intarop Witcher:
  - Tek tɛm wit dɛn kayn stetmɛnt ya! So yu kin go insay wan spɛshal dipatmɛnt! Bɔt, fɔ mi, Stalin nɔto pɔsin we gɛt sɛns atɔl! Ɛn fɔ ɛgzampul, di mis layn-panch insay Fɛbwari kɔnfɔm dis! Bay di we, a yɛri se insay Me 1, di Soviet ɛya difens na Mɔsko nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin ɛn bɔku bɔku Soviet sitizin dɛn bin day!
  Di ol man bin tɔk se:
  - Tɛnki to di USA ɛn Briten! Dɛn bin gi di Wehrmacht nyu plen dɛn! Pantap dat, a yɛri se bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin de pwɛl tin dɛn, ɛn na dat mek di Yak dɛn bin fɔdɔm na di ays! Pantap dat, na di brand nyu Yaks!
  Witcher nɔd in ed:
  - A yɛri bɔt am! Rili shemful tin! Bɔt a op se dɛn go pɔnish di wan dɛn we du di bad tin ɛn dɛn go kɔrɛkt di prɔblɛm!
  Grɔnpa nɔd, dɔn wantɛm wantɛm i se:
  - Di men prɔblɛm de na wi ed! Wan kayn soviet mentality! Wan tray fɔ tɔn pɔsin to kɔg, to ɔdinari slev!
  Witcher nɔ bin agyu. I nɔ tɔk natin, ɛn i bin de luk blak wan na di winda. Naw di trɛtin fɔ win di USSR dɔn bi sɔntin we pɔsin kin si mɔ. I kam fɔ no se ivin Mɔsko nɔ de protɛkt frɔm ɛya reyd. At least i nɔ gɛt inof protɛkshɔn fɔ bia wit big big ɛya reyd!
  Wɛl, di wɔ de muf go na difrɛn stej smɔl... Na tru se insay di fɛt dɛn na Stalingrad, di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin gɛt ɛya suprimi, bɔt i nɔ bin briŋ di win we dɛn bin want! Bɔt, di Kraut dɛn bin gɛt wan bɛnifit we nɔ bin rili bɔku! Afta ɔl, nyu Soviet plen dɛn bin de kam bifo ɔltɛm! Bɔt wi fɔ se di lɛvɛl we di payɔnia dɛn bin de tren fɔ fɛt bin rili smɔl. Mɔs pan di nyu wan dɛn nɔ bin gɛt pas 8 awa ɛkspiriɛns fɔ flay. Dis na big mayns, mɔ bikɔs di Jamani dɛn kin gɛt te to 250 awa! Bɔt afta Stalingrad di Jamani dɛn bin ridyus di program to 150, bɔt naw di fiul saplai dɔn izi pasmak. Bɔt di we aw bɔku nyu plen dɛn go kɔmɔt, dat go mek prɔblɛm fɔ di Kraut dɛn bak.
  Bay di we, dɛn bin ripɔt se dɛn bin kech bɔku Amɛrika sitizin dɛn wit di payɔt dɛn fɔ di bɔm dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɔdɔm. Di las wan nɔ bin kam as sɔprayz atɔl! Di Luftwaffe nɔ gɛt inof payɔt fɔ di nyu bɔm dɛn, so dɛn fɛn volontia dɛn!
  A de wɔnda aw di Soviet kɔmand go ansa dis? Afta ɔl, natin nɔ de fɔ rich na Bɛlin? Dɛn nɔ bin mek lɔng-rɛnj stratejik bɔm dɛn na di USSR, wit di ɛksɛpshɔn fɔ di P-8. Di las plen we bin de spid jɔs pas 400 kilomita pan awa ɛn we dɛn mek insay 1936, i klia se i dɔn ol. Apat frɔm dat, we dɛn de atak Bɛlin, i go muf we dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni ɛskort we di plen dɛn de du, ɛn di Jamani dɛn kin ebul fɔ ambɔg am wit dɛn plen dɛn. Afta ɔl, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt rili gud reda dɛn we go rikodɔ di muvmɛnt we di mas we de flay de muv go na Bɛlin. Yɛs, ɛn i kin tek tɛm fɔ mek dɛn mashin dɛn ya we go atak Jamani. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔto wik neshɔn ɛn dɛn lɛk teknɔlɔji! I go bi se dɛnsɛf na di neshɔn we gɛt disiplin ɛn ɔganayz pas ɔlman na Yurop ɔ ivin di wɔl! I rili at fɔ win yu wan, ɛn bak wit wik Japan na di sɛkɔn frɔnt.
  Di bɛst tin we dɛn kin du na dis sityueshɔn na fɔ tray fɔ drayv wan wedj bitwin di Alɛy dɛn ɛn Jamani. Bɔt aw fɔ du dis? Beria bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tɛl am fɔ du sɔntin we tan lɛk dis bay we i yuz wan distroya we di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin gɛt. I bin fɔ dɔn bi gud provokeshɔn, bɔt Ana nɔ bin gɛt tɛm.
  I tan lɛk se nɔto in fɔ blem - wetin if nɔto fate, bɔt wan afta-tes we nɔ fayn stil de gnaw pan am. I tan lɛk se sɔntɛm if i bin dɔn kam wan de bifo dat, ɔltin fɔ dɔn difrɛn!
  Bɔt, i nɔto tin we nɔ pɔsibul! Bɔt i bin kam jɔs afta i gɛt ɔda tin dɛn frɔm Bɛria!
  In jɔnal, Lavrenty Palych na masta sabi bukman fɔ provokeshɔn. Jepan bin atak Peru Harbor, nɔto if i nɔ tek pat!
  Di tru tin na dat, lɛk se na chans, di intɛlijɛns na di Land of the Rising Sun bin kam fɔ gɛt dɔkyumɛnt dɛn bɔt di plan we Amɛrika gɛt fɔ mek dɛn yuz plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn fɔ mek dɛn nɔ atak dɛn, ɛn wan pan dɛn na di wan dɛn we de na Pɛru Aba!
  Apat frɔm dat, di Amɛrikan dɛn ful: dɛn bin mek Jepan mek wɔ, togɛda wit Briten we bin put lɔ pan di sapɔt fɔ ɔyl ɛn ɔda raw matirial dɛn, bɔt dɛnsɛf nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ fɛt!
  Fɔ tru, Amɛrika insay 1941 nɔ bin gɛt inɔf sojaman dɛn, mɔ insay tank dɛn, fɔ mek dɛn go fɛt wɔ wit Jepan. Insay 1940, na 400 tank dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn bin gɛt, ɛn infɔmeshɔn bɔt 1941 na sikrit, bɔt i nɔ go izi fɔ mek dɛn bin pas wan tawzin pan dɛn ivin da tɛm de! So Amɛrika bin jomp insay di wɔ, ɛn i nɔ bin rɛdi atɔl! Wɛl, Jepan sɛf nɔ gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn. If i bin gɛt lɛk tu ɛn af tawzin tank dɛn, ɛn layt wan dɛn, dat min se, fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn nɔ bin de flay plen fɔ lɔng tɛm atɔl!
  So di valiant payɔt dɛn na di Land of the Rising Sun nɔ bin bɔm di USA! Bɔt dɛn jɔs gɛt skru! Ɛn naw dɛn dɔn disayd fɔ rep di USSR, ɛn dɛn de abop mɔ pan dɛn sojaman dɛn we de waka wit fut, ɛn dɛn de drim fɔ ripit di sakrifays we Tsa Nikolas II bin gɛt insay di tɛm!
  Di Witcha bin bost ɛn bigin fɔ siŋ:
  Aw layf tranga, Masta, alas, .
  Yusɛf wɛr di krawn we gɛt chukchuk!
  Nɔ, nɔ blo mi ed
  Nyu de prɔmis prɔblɛm fɔ wi!
    
  Drim dɛn we skata wantɛm wantɛm to dɔst, .
  Di kruk wom de gnaw wit pawa!
  Ɛn pen ɛn sɔri-at na yu yay, .
  Wetin fɔ kɔba, nɔbɔdi nɔ gɛt di pawa!
    
  Bɔt wetin, Gɔd, yu ebul fɔ du
  Bikɔs insɛf bin go ɔp di krɔs we dɛn kɔl Gɔlgɔta!
  Drim bɔt gladi at na lay lay tin, .
  Widow dɛn kin ala ɛn kray!
    
  No wɔl nɔ de we rili bad pas di wɔl, .
  Sketch of war, di brɔsh kɔba wit blɔd!
  Di hysterical fom fɔ ɛtɛr, .
  Brek di wɛb wantɛm wantɛm!
    
  Ɛn if yu want mi layf, .
  Dɔn Gɔd trowe mi na Gɛna!
  A stil lɛk yu, .
  In progress a biliv pan chenj!
    
  A biliv se na pɔsin
  I ebul fɔ bi klin ɛn ay!
  Dat di sɔfa we pipul dɛn dɔn de sɔfa fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm go dɔn, .
  Wi go tan lɛk brɔda we na di Ɔlmayti!
    
  Wetin wi go kɔmand?
  Insay di big big ship dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn!
  Dat wi valiant ami, .
  I go shayn strɔng pas di Kwasa!
    
  Laif nɔ go ɛva kɔmɔt na do
  Ɛn ɔlman go bi mɔtalman!
  Lɛk wan rayt we nɔ gɛt ɛnd na di ia, .
  Wit wan ej we nɔ gɛt bɔda ɛn we gɛt gladi-at!
    
  Kɔmyunizim go bi rial tin
  Biliv se i go bɛtɛ pas aw yu bin de drim!
  Progres fɔ go bifo, ɔp, nɔto dɔŋ, .
  Mek gladi gladi de - no sadness!
  Vedmakova dɔn di siŋ ɛn "Emka" bin dɔn go insay Vladivostok. Di payɔnia bin luk di siti wit want fɔ no mɔ. Dɛn bin notis se pipul dɛn bin de pwɛl na Vladivostok, sɔm bildin dɛn bin de smok, tim dɛn we de kil faya bin de wok na strit, bɔku titi dɛn bin de we gɛt shovel, pik, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn fɔ kil faya.
  Grɔnpa bin tɔk se:
  - Ɔnda di tsar, yɔŋ pipul dɛnsɛf bin de wok tranga wan, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin de smayl ɛn gɛt zil! Although yu nɔ go rich fa wit sheer ɛnjɔymɛnt!
  Witcher bin agens am se:
  - If industri na di injin fɔ di ikɔmi, den ɛnjɔymɛnt na di fiul wit ay ɔktan nɔmba!
  Di ol man nɔd wit gladi at:
  - Yu de tɔk fayn, gyal!
  "Emka" stɔp nia di kɔmanda in ɔfis bildin ɛn Vedmakova klos fɔ rɔn kɔmɔt insay. I bin rili want fɔ de bak pan in ɔs we gɛt wing.
  Di gyal nak na di ɔfis usay dɛn sɛn am pan di sɔmɔn. Wan vɔys we de slip bin fala am:
  - Kam insay!
  Witcher waka insay, i stret in sholda dɛn wit prawd. Wan man we wɛr yunifom fɔ wan NKVD kɔlɔnɛl bin sidɔm na wan chia. Na so bold en unpleasant guy. I bin aks di payɔnia wit pwɛl at se:
  - Ful nem!
  Di titi ansa kwik kwik wan se:
  -Ana Petrova Witcher we de tɔk bɔt am!
  Di Kɔnɔl bin tɔk bak se:
  - Military rank na?
  - Eya Fos Meja ɛn Hiro fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn! - Di payɔt se wit praud.
  Di kɔlɔnɛl tek di fon ɛn tɔk smɔl se:
  - Air Force Major Witcher dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam!
  Dɔn i tɔn to di titi.
  - Aw yu de fil? A op se yu gɛt wɛlbɔdi?
  Di payɔnia bin sho in tit dɛn:
  - A de fil fayn! Rɛdi fɔ fɛt lɛk layɔn uman!
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin nɔd se:
  - Rili! A tink se di Japan pipul dɛn go gladi fɔ am!
  Nɔys bin de, di but dɛn bin de kray, ɛn siks ɔdinari wokman dɛn na di spɛshal dipatmɛnt, we wan man we wɛr spɛshal yunifom bin de wit, bin bɔs insay di ɔfis. I bin ɔda se:
  - Put hankɛf pan dis tifman!
  Witcher bin kɔnfyus:
  - Wetin ɔda tin na dis?
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin de ala se:
  - Ɛn da wan de! Yu de ɔnda arɛst, sitizin Witcher! Ɛn dɛn go sɛn yu na jel!
  Wan man we wɛr spɛshal yunifom bin wɔn se:
  - Dis uman sabi fɛt fayn fayn wan! So tek tɛm!
  Witcher bin smayl se:
  - A nɔ go bi ripɔtmɛnt fɔ wi valiant lɔ ɛnfɔsmɛnt ɛjɛnshi dɛm! Kɔl Beria ɛn klia dis misɔndastandin wantɛm wantɛm!
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Na wan ɔda we fɔ distɛkt Beria! Sɛn am na prizin, ɛn di investayshɔn go sɔlv am!
  Di witch nɔd se:
  - Mi na hiro fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ɛn di invɛstishɔn, fɔ tru, go sɔlv am, bɔt wit Beria i go fast! A want fɔ de na di kɔntrol fɔ plen kwik kwik wan!
  Di kɔlɔnɛl bin kɔrej am se:
  - Insay di wɔ, nɔbɔdi nɔ go delay fɔ lɔng tɛm! Tek am go!
  Vedmakova bin waka we i nɔ bin de agens am ɛn i bin jɔs push am smɔl bay di mɔzl dɛn fɔ di mɔdel mashin gɔn dɛn we dɛn dɔn shɔt we bigin fɔ gɛt skaut dɛn. Dɔn dɛn put mi insay wan blak fɛnɛl ɛn drayv go. Ana Petrovna bin kol, i nɔ bin de fil gilti bɔt insɛf, ɛn sɔntɛm di NKVD bin no bɔt in spɛshal rilayshɔn wit Beria, so dɛn go sɔlv am. I ivin intrestin fɔ go na prizin. Rial man fɔ mɛn in bɔy pikin, wok na ami, ɛn go na prizin fɔ lɔng tɛm! So, sɔntɛm, di wɔman! Bɔku pipul dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi bin de na prizin: Stalin, Lɛnin, ɛn Hitlɛr!
  Di prizin nɔ bin de fa frɔm di kɔmanda in ɔfis, so dɛn pul Vedmakova kɔmɔt ɛn kɛr am go insay di kɔt. Na de dɔg dɛn bin de grɔmbul wit wamat, di ston wɔl dɛn na di jel, we dɛn bil insay di ettin ia, bin dɔl ɛn grey. Di titi bin fil wan gladi gladi we i nɔ bin want we dɛn briŋ am insay ɛn kɛr am go na di kɔridɔ dɛn. Na dis na di rɛjista winda: kwɛstyɔn dɛn we dɛn kin aks ɔltɛm:
  - Fɔs nem, las nem, patronymic, jɛnɛral!
  Dɔn tɔn rayt insay wan rum we gɛt tayl. Na de, na di tebul, wan ɔfisa bin sidɔm we wɛr NKVD yunifom ɛn lɛda aprɔn, ɛn wit am wan dɔktɔ we wɛr wayt kot ɛn tu midul ej uman dɛn we de pul tin rɔba glɔv na dɛn an.
  Di gad we bin de wit Vedmakova kwik kwik wan, wit wan muvmɛnt we dɛn bin dɔn praktis, pul di ankɔ dɛn pan am. Di ɔfisa bin kɔmand se:
  - Tek ɔf yu klos!
  Witcher bin sɔprayz se:
  - Wetin?
  Di ɔfisa bin ripit wit kol at se:
  - A se, tek yu klos! Sɔch ɛn pɔshɔnal sɔch na sɔntin we pɔsin fɔ du!
  Di titi bin blush:
  - Bɔt man dɛn de ya!
  Di ɔfisa we gɛt di aprɔn bin de ala se:
  - A kin ɛp yu! Kam, tek ɔf yu rag, raregal!
  Vedmakova bin de shek shek, i mɛmba se we dɛn put am na prizin, i fɔ mek i luk fɔ insɛf ɛn i bigin fɔ pul in klos. Di uman dɛn bin gri fɔ tek am ɛn tek tɛm fil ɛnitin we dɛn mek wit am. We dɛn lɛf am insay in panti nɔmɔ, Witcha bin shem, bɔt di ɔfisa bin de ala se:
  -Ɛn tek ɔf yu panti, bitch! Di sɔch go dɔn!
  We dɛn lɛf di titi bifo sɔm man dɛn nekɛd ɔl (di kɔnvoy we bin briŋ am bin tinap wansay, rɛdi fɔ go fɛt ɛnitɛm), i shem ɛn tray fɔ kɔba am wit in an.
  Dɛn nak am tranga wan na in bɔdi wit baton:
  - Han dɛn dɔŋ, bitch!
  Witcher bin kray, bɔt i bin bia am. We dɛn dɔn fɔ chɛk in klos ɛn chɛr in but, di ɔfisa kɔmand se:
  - Naw chɛk am fɔ yusɛf!
  Di uman dɛn we de gayd di jel bin bigin frɔm di ed. Dɛn bin de tɔs di ia wit finga dɛn we gɛt glɔv, dɔn dɛn bin de luk insay di yes, ɛn dɛn bin ivin yuz sɔm kayn tiub wit flashlayt. Dɛn bin pul di yes dɛn bak bɔku tɛm, dɛn bɛn ɛn nɔ bɛn. Dɔn dɛn luk insay di nos.
  - Kɔf, duya! Na dat, i strɔng pas am!
  Di titi in nos bin krɔs. Afta dis, dɛn bin de chɛk di mɔt. I nɔ bin fayn atɔl, rɔf an dɛn bin de prɛs pan di tɔng, wan wan tɛm dɛn bin de pul am bak, dɔn dɛn bin de pul am mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn i bin ivin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kɔt am.
  Di ɔfisa se:
  - Wi nid fɔ tek tɛm mɔ! I kin bi spay!
  Di wan dɛn we de gayd di jel bigin fɔ pres dɛn finga dɛn pan di tit dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de chɛk fɔ si if dɛn dɔn ful-ɔp di tit dɛn we dɛn go ebul fɔ ayd impɔtant tin dɛn. Witchakova bin fil se dɛn dɔn shem am ɛn dɛn bin spit pan in hiro, di USSR, lɛk raregal, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin mis ɛnitin; Dɔn di uman dɛn an dɛn we gɛt glɔv bigin fɔ fil di titi in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɛn bin de miks am, fil lɛk ɛni milimita, ɛn sho am wit flashlayt. Di titi in bɔdi bin swel lɛk se i de trit am, ɛn di wan dɛn we de gayd di jel bin de pres mɔ ɛn mɔ, dɔn dɛn bin de kray:
  - Nɔ! Na ya i klin!
  Neks, dɛn bin de chɛk di nɛf ɛn di finga dɛn. Dɛn bin de pul di nɛv bak, twist am bak, dɔn dɛn bin de chuk am wit nidul. Dɛn nɔ bin tek tɛm luk di finga dɛn smɔl.
  - Ɛn naw na gaynɛkɔlɔjik sɔch! - Di ɔfisa bin ɔda.
  Di wan dɛn we de gayd di jel bin tɛl se:
  - Bɛnd ova ɛn spre yu leg, duya!
  Wetin bin apin afta dat na di tin we bin shem pas ɔl, we di jelman in an we gɛt glɔv bin go insay di titi in bɔdi rather roughly. Witcher bin de kray wit pen ɛn shem. Ɛn di an bin dig roughly insay di kev usay di uman bin kip in valyu pas ɔl, we bin de mek i fil pen ɛn i bin de tik. Di titi bin de shek shek smɔl, ɛn di ɔfisa bin de grɔmbul fɔ provok am se:
  - Chek am gud gud wan as yu ebul! Afta ɔl, na say dɛn we pipul dɛn kin de nia dɛnsɛf, na in spay dɛn kin ayd dɔkyumɛnt dɛn, ɛn sɔntɛnde, wan smɔl not kin du fɔ no impɔtant tin dɛn.
  Dɛn bin tek ɔda wan we de gayd wan jelman in ples, ɛn afta dat dɛn bin de luk fɔ pipul dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de trit dɛn kɔmpin dɛn fayn. Witchakova bin kam fɔ no se dɛn jɔs want fɔ shem am bay we dɛn tɔn di we aw dɛn bin de luk fɔ am to mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Di ɛgzamin fɔ di an nɔ bin smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz intestinal ɛn big inɛma bak. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin rili sɔspɛkt di payɔnia. Afta dat, fɔ chɛk finga, leg ɛn fut bin tan lɛk smɔl tin.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin dɔn de, di ɔfisa bin tɛl am se:
  - Naw fɔ ɛkstrem rayt fɔ di bɛlɛ! Natin nɔ bin de we i bin ebul fɔ swɛla!
  Wɛl, i nɔ de mek pɔsin fil bad so. Wan dɔktɔ bin de ya, i tek tɛm chɛk ɔltin, ivin di at ɛn di lɔng. Fɔ dɔn, i gi di rayt fɔ go bifo:
  - I klin ɛn i gɛt wɛlbɔdi kɔmplit wan!
  Di ɔfisa bin de muf wit wamat se:
  - I sɔri fɔ se wi go shot am ɛni we! Bɔt, lɛ i ple di piano fɔ naw!
  Di payɔnia, we bin sɔprayz we dɛn shem am, bin waka wit obe lɛk ɔtomatik. Dɛn bin smɛl Witcher in an dɛn wit pent ɛn tek tɛm swɛt dɛn pan pepa. Dɔn dɛn fala ɔl kayn mɛzhɔmɛnt, fɔ tek foto insay prɔfayl, ful fes. Dɛn fos mi fɔ tinap nekɛd fɔ lɔng tɛm, rayt bak ɔl di sayn dɛn, skata ɛn mol dɛn na mi bɔdi. Afta dat, dɛn bin was am wit kol shawa, bɔt we na bin kɔstɔm na di USSR, nɔto jɔs fɔ di prizina dɛn we dɛn bin de gi prizin yunifom.
  - Gɛt drɛs, bitch!
  Di klos na bin rili sakklɔt we dɛn mek wit bɔl ɛn we dɛn ɛmbroyd wan prizin nɔmba. Dɛn nɔ bin gi di titi sus, i tan lɛk se dɛn bin de si am as lɔjishɔn we nɔ nid fɔ di pipul dɛn ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn so dɛn kɛr am go na wan sɛl, we dɛn nɔ kɔba am nɔmɔ.
  Bɔku pipul dɛn bin jɔs dɔn arɛst, di prizin bin ful-ɔp ɛn pipul dɛn bin de mek bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin trowe Vitchakova insay wan smɔl kech, usay i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas wan ɔndrɛd uman dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn na yɔŋ gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na di sojaman dɛn ɛn savant dɛn. We dɛn kɛr di payɔnia go insay di sɛl, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ tek wan stɛp bak, di prizina bin rɔtin di wan ol flɔ. I bin rili dak na di sɛl, dɛn bin dɔn bod di winda, i bin stɔp ɛn i bin de smɛl bad bad wan, i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin dɔn pul di bɔkit fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin nekɛd af-af, ɛn sɔm bin nekɛd ɔl dɛn tek dɛn klos; Bɔku pan dɛn bin de fil bad ɛn dɛn bin aks fɔ wata. Witcher bin stɔp ɛn aks se:
  - A nɔ ebul fɔ tek wan stɛp! Usay a fɔ go!
  - Usay dɛn briŋ yu kam de ɛn de de! - I ɔda frɔm di daknɛs, sɔntɛm na di big wan na di sɛl. - No ples nɔ de fɔ wi ya.
  Witcherova, we i no se dis na fulish, i stil aks se:
  - Wetin una gyal pikin fɔ?
  Voys dɛn bin fala:
  - Yes, na Atikul 58, ɔ ivin witout chaj at ɔl! Wetin yu de fɔ?
  Witcher bin jok se:
  - Yes, na im rep Beria!
  Dɛn yɛri di gyal pikin dɛn de laf fayn fayn wan ɛn dɛn de ala se:
  - Yes, na wi yon!
  Udat bin de swɛt frɔm di daknɛs:
  - I nɔ go du fɔ hang Beria!
  Wan vɔys we de mek pɔsin fred bin ambɔg am se:
  -Du! Ɛn so i dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot pas af tawzin man dɛn we bin de na di yad! Dɛn kin kɛr wi go bak wit di wan ol sɛl fɔ go waka!
  Di Witcha bin de ala se:
  - Wel, no, if dem tek mi go eksekushon, a no go giv in!
  . CHAPTER No. 8
  Oleg Rybachenko kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt fɔ wan brayt tumara togɛda wit di gyal Margarita Korshunova.
  Dɛn bin fɛt na Stalingrad. Dɛn bin fɛt wit big big maynd. Ɛn di pikin dɛn we go de sote go nɔ bin de tink fɔ tɔn bak ɛn giv-ɔp to di ɛnimi.
  Bɔt di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin ikwal ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin de go bifo smɔl smɔl. Bɔt rili slo ɛn trowe di we dɛn we de kam nia os ɛn strit dɛn wit bɔdi dɛn we dɛn kɔl mɛsenja dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de rawnd Mɔsko, bɔt dɛn bin stil de fɛt. Ɛn i bin gɛt in yon fayn fayn gyal pikin dɛn bak. We na rili hiro dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita bin chenj faya na Stalingrad. Na di sem tɛm, di bɔbɔ bin tray fɔ kɔmpoz sɔntin we i de yuz AI.
  Dɛn nɔ bin alaw di Belarus prɛsidɛnt kandidet we nem Alɛgzanda Lukashenko fɔ tek pat pan di ilɛkshɔn. Dɛn bin fɛn fɔlt pan di we aw di Slavik Katidral bin pul di sayn dɛn. Dis bin mek nɔto siks kandidet dɛn bin de, bɔt na fayv. Ɛn di men fɛt bin apin bitwin Zɛnɔn Pozdnyak ɛn Kebich. Di pro-Russian ɛn mɔ mɔdaret Kebich advans to di sɛkɔn raun wit smɔl advantej. Ɛn afta dat, i win di anti-Rɔshian Poznyak wit big difrɛns.
  Lukashenko bin protɛst se dɛn pul am ilɛgal wan. Bɔt in jɔnal, natin nɔ bin de pas nɔys.
  Kebich bin win wit rili kɔnfidɛns. Ɛn na in bi di fɔs prɛsidɛnt na Belarus.
  I nɔ tu te, Belarus kam insay di rubul zon. Di ikɔnomi sityueshɔn bin stil de pan prɔblɛm. Nɔto inof mɔni bin de. Bɔt di kɔntri bin de na di rubul zon.
  Kebich bin prɔpos wan prɔses fɔ intagret wit Rɔshia. Lɔ dɛn bigin fɔ kam togɛda, bɔda dɛn opin, ɛn di ikɔmi bin gɛt wanwɔd. Dɛn bin mek bɔdi dɛn we pas di kɔntri.
  Insay 1999, dɛn bin gɛt nyu prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn na Belarus. Di ikɔmi bin de insay dip kraysis afta di Rɔshian difɔlt. Bɔt di pawa we di kɔmyunis dɛn gɛt dɔn bɔku. Lukashenko bin gɛt fɛt wit ɔlman ɛn i nɔ bin mek in yon pati, ɛn ɔda fɔs dɛn bin push am na sayd. Di men strɛch bin apin bitwin Kalyakin ɛn Kebich. Zenon Poznyak bin dɔn lɔs pɔpulɛshɔn bay dis tɛm. Jɔs lɛk di Belarusian Popular Front as a ɔl.
  Di kɔmyunis dɛn bin strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Insay Rɔshia, istri bak dɔn chenj smɔl. Zyuganov bin gɛt smɔl mɔ vot fɔ di prɛsidɛnt, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin win. Lebed bin wok as Sɛktri fɔ di Sikyuriti Kaɔnsil fɔ tu-tri mɔnt mɔ. Bɔt, in jɔnal, dis nɔ so impɔtant. Di difrɛns we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat dɛn nɔ bin pul Chɛnomydin na di wok. Ɛn dis bin mek i kɔntinyu fɔ bi praymɛnt minista ivin afta di difɔlt. Bɔt Kebich pan ɔl we Chernomyrdin bin ɛp am, i stil lɔs insay di sɛkɔn rawnd, ɛn Kalyakin bi di prɛsidɛnt fɔ Belarus.
  Ɛn na Rɔshia, afta we Yeltsin kɔmɔt, Chɛnɔmidin bin bi prɛsidɛnt. Di Rɔshian ikɔmi dɔn ɔlrɛdi bigin fɔ gro ɛn Viktor Stepanovich, pan ɔl we i bin gɛt big prɔblɛm, wit di ɛp we Zhirinovsky bin gi am, we tek di tɔd ples, i bin win Zyuganov.
  So, na Rɔshia, Chɛnomydin bin bi prɛsidɛnt, Zhirinovski bin bi sɛktri fɔ di Sikyuriti Kaɔnsil ɛn fɔs ɛlda fɔ di prɛsidɛnt. Putin so faw don de fo sait. Zyuganov na di edman fɔ di ɔposishɔn. Primakov stil na Minista fɔ Fɔrin Afɛj.
  So ɔltin bin go akɔdin to wetin dɛn bin dɔn plan. Kalyakin kɔntinyu fɔ du di prɔses fɔ intagret, bɔt i nɔ jɔyn yet. Di ikɔnomi dɛn bigin fɔ gro. Chernomyrdin bin de bifo di wɔ na Chechnya. A bin tɔk wit Maskhadov. En ultimately achiv stebiliti de.
  Chernomyrdin don win di neks ilekshon izi izi gens Zyuganov. I bin izi fɔ mek dɛn pik Kalyakin bak fɔ sɛkɔn tɛm. Ɔltin bin de go mɔ ɔ smɔl. Di ikɔmi na Belarus bin de gro.
  Bɔt Kalyakin nɔ bin rɔn fɔ di tɔd tɛm. Di pɔsin we tek in ples na in kɔmpin wokman we nem Novikov.
  Chernomyrdin nɔ bin rɔn fɔ di tɔd tɛm sɛf. Zhirinovsky bin tek Chernomyrdin in ples. Di las wan, na tru, bin bi bɔku mɔ mɔdaret, bɔt i bin mek prɛshɔn pan Belarus bɔku - we dɛn bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn jɔyn Rɔshia.
  Novik nɔ bin gri fɔ du dat. Na im mek im kom anda sankshon.
  Zhirinovsky bin rigid mɔ ɛn i bin de prɛs am mɔ... As a rizulta, di sojaman dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt Rɔshia bin gɛt wan rifrendum na Belarus, we bin kɔynsayd wit wan bad bad ikɔmik kraysis. Ɛn Belarus bin kam fɔ bi pat pan Rɔshia. We bin mek di pipul dɛn we bin de agens di Wɛstinian pipul dɛn strɔng mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Insay 2014, Zhirinovsky, we bin tek advantej pan di tɛm we dɛn bin gɛt di Maidan na Yukren ɛn we dɛn bin pul Yanukovych kɔmɔt na pawa, bin sɛn sojaman dɛn. Di Yukren ami nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin pul dɛn wɛpɔn dɛn. Yanukovych ɛn di Rada wit gɔn bin anawns wan rifrendum. Rɔshia bin tek dis ripablik bak.
  Fɔ mek di pipul dɛn na Yukren nɔ tɔn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt, Zhirinovsky bin muf di kapital siti na Rɔshia to Kyiv. Ɛn dis bin afɛkt di rizɔlt dɛn we di rifrendum bin gɛt. Vladimir Volfovich insɛf, insay di nɛks prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn, dɛn bin win am fɔ bi di tɔd tɛm, bikɔs i bin dɔn pul ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ du insay wan rifrendum.
  Alɛgzanda Lukashenko bin ritaia ɛn i bin sink ɛn fɔgɛt am. Putin bin bi chiaman fɔ di FSB te 2012, we i bin ol siksti ia. Ɛn Zhirinovsky, we bin lɛk fɔ mek di tim yɔŋ, nɔ bin tek wan ɔfisa we ol fɔti ia we sabi du di wok, tek in ples. Di gɔvna fɔ Belarus we tek ples fɔ Novik, insɛf bin yɔŋ.
  Bɔt Rɔshia bin kam ɔnda di Wɛstinian sankshɔn dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin tu impɔtant. Zhirinovsky bin fɛt na Siria ɛn Irak. I bin mek in yon stet fɔ di Kurds ɛn jɔs lɛk aw i bin de du tin mɔ disisiv pas Vladimir Putin. Pantap dat, Rɔshia bin atak Saudi Arabia wit mishɔl ɛn i bin mek di ɔyl prayz go ɔp bad bad wan.
  Dɔn wan big wɔ bigin bitwin Iran ɛn Amɛrika. We bin mek di ɔyl prayz go ɔp mɔ. Insay da tɛm de, Rɔshia tek ɛn tek di Baltik stet dɛn ɛn Mɔldova. Ɛn afta dat, we i tek advantej pan di trɔbul we bin de na Kazakhstan afta Nazarbayev bin kɔmɔt, i bin put dis ripablik insay in sakulayshɔn.
  Dɛn bin gɛt wan rifrendum bak, ɛn Rɔshia bin gɛt ɔda provins.
  Dɛn bin bigin fɔ mek di USSR bak smɔl smɔl.
  Insay 2020, Zhirinovsky bin ɔpdet in rɛkɔd fɔ di nɔmba 4 tɛm as prɛsidɛnt fɔ Rɔshia. I nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit fɔ kɔmɔt de yet.
  Ɛn Rɔshia bin de muf go ɔdasay na Sɛntral Eshia. Insay Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin apia ɛn dɛn bin gɛt rifrendum fɔ jɔyn Rɔshia.
  So dɛn bin mek di kɔntri bak insay di bɔda dɛn we bin de na di USSR trade.
  Bɔt dis nɔ bin du fɔ Zhirinovsky. Ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd we nɔ impɔtant, i bin tek Finland wit sojaman dɛn. Ɛn de, fɔ tru, wit ɔlmost wan ɔndrɛd pasɛnt rizɔlt, we dɛn dɔn du rifrendum. Ɛn jɔyn am to insɛf.
  So, Rɔshia bin de gi in yon bak. Rilayshɔn wit Chaina dɔn pwɛl smɔl bikɔs ɔf di klem dɛn we dɛn de tɔk bɔt Pɔt Atɔ ɛn di drɛb we dɛn pul di Yɔlɔ dɛn kɔmɔt na Sayberia.
  Bɔt fɔ naw, Chaina bin de fred fɔ tɔk bad bɔt Rɔshia.
  Bɔt na Alaska, sojaman dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt, ɛn di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin tek di gɔvmɛnt. Ɛn dɛn bin mek wan rifrendum fɔ mek dɛn go bak na Rɔshia. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin fos Amɛrika fɔ no se di dil we dɛn bin mek bɔt di sɛl we dɛn sɛl Alaska to Rɔshia nɔ rayt.
  So...
  Oleg Rybachenko bin stɔp ɛn bigin fɔ shot bak.
  Di bɔbɔ faya wan bɔs ɛn afta dat i trowe di grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di fasist dɛn ɛn twit se:
  - Wi nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Magarita bin faya bɔrst bak, trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, krɔs di Fritz ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn ɔltɛm dɛn gɛt wanwɔd!
  Di pikin dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd.
  Di bɔbɔ slash di ɛnimi dɛn bak wit wan bɔs. I trowe grenade na di trak wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dis bin mek tu tank dɛn bin rɔsh. Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Glori to yu, wi Russian land,
  Insay di nem fɔ di oli Rɔshia, .
  Diya advays famili!
  Di titi trowe di grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I shot wan duzin fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Na kaw de na di mawnten, .
  Bi pikin dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi!
  Di bɔbɔ faya wan bɔrst, mow di Krauts dɔŋ ɛn chirp:
  - Ɔmland na mi at,
  Laki wi go opin di domɔt!
  Ɛn afta dat, in pikin in fut trowe grenade. Na man we rili na deadly carrier of destruction.
  Magarita na aro bak we gɛt bɔku bɔku aro.
  Di titi tek am ɛn siŋ se:
  - Nɔ, di wan we de wach nɔ go fade,
  Di luk we falkɔn, igl gɛt - .
  Di pipul dɛn vɔys klia - .
  Di snek go krɔs di wispa!
  Di titi, we bin de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, tek am ɛn chirp mɔ;
  Stalin de liv insay mi at
  So dat wi nɔ go no sɔri-at - .
  Di domɔt fɔ di spes bin opin - .
  Di sta dɛn bin de shayn ɔp wi!
  Ɛn di titi laf. I bin faya wan bɔs pan di fasist dɛn. I knock out dɛn rank ɛn swɛt:
  A biliv se di wan ol wɔl go wek - .
  Fascism go dɔn...
  Di san go shayn brayt brayt wan, .
  Di rod we de mek kɔmyunizim layt!
  Ɛn bak di titi wit sɛns fɔ trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Fɔ push Hitler in tank dɛn agens dɛnsɛf.
  Natasha sɛf de fɛt. Insay Stalingrad, gyal pikin dɛn na jɔs hiro dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn kin siŋ to dɛnsɛf wit maynd:
  - Mi kɔntri na di daknɛs na di yunivas,
  I kin krɔs di onslaught fɔ wikɛd ɛnimi dɛn...
  A nɔ go ebul fɔ go wan de we yu nɔ lɛk, .
  A redi fɔ gi mi layf fɔ yu!
  Ɛn Natasha trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Neks, Zoya de faya. Nays gyal we wɛr bikini. I go gi wan burst ɛn mow dɔŋ di fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, wan gift we de kil pɔsin go flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya bin siŋ, i bin de sho in tit:
  - A lɛk fɔ pwɛl ɛnimi dɛn! Na da kayn gyal pikin de!
  Ɛn bak di fayn fayn uman go bigin fɔ pwɛl wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora de faya bak. Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia go bit di fasist dɛn bak.
  Ɛn wan grenade we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go lans go smɛl di Wehrmacht sojaman dɛn akɔdin to di grɔn.
  Di titi de swɛt:
  - Tili, tili, trawl, troll...
  A gɛt di trɛnk fɔ win di fasist dɛn, .
  I nɔ go izi fɔ mek a nɔ gri naw!
  Ɛn bak di wɔman shot kɔrɛkt wan.
  Neks, Svetlana de faya. Ɛn i bin trowe bak wan paket we de bɔn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Wel, di Krauts bin get am.
  Di gyal, fɔ tɔk am klia wan, na rɔk wɔriɔ.
  Ɛn aw i de siŋ:
  - Rus' go gɛt glori oba di Wɔl,
  Wi go gɛt drim ɔltɛm!
  Ɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn hit di fasist dɛn ɛn aw dɛn go bit yu. Jɛnɛral wan, dɛn tan lɛk oli pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na di batalyɔn fɔ enjɛl dɛn we de day. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn na Stalingrad kin gɛt am.
  Bɔt i de at mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Stalingrad de ol fɔ naw, bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Sukhoi. Di Nazi dɛn gɛt strɔng nevl bot dɛn bak. Inklud di British ship dɛn we dɛn bin kech.
  Dɛn bin rili mek di wan ol kɔst skata. Ɛn di Turks dɛn de go bifo frɔm di sawt. I de kam fɔ rili fred.
  Natasha ɛn in gyal pikin dɛn we kɔmɔt na Sukhimi bin ebul fɔ flay go na Stalingrad, ɛn dɛn bin kech wan Jaman plen we dɛn kɔl plai wud.
  Ɛn naw bak na Stalingrad. Laik, no mata hau yu trai fo no tek dis siti, di Nazi dem no tek am.
  Natasha trowe wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ kil pɔsin, ɛn i chɛr di Nazi dɛn to mit we dɔn rɔtin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi layf go bi wɔndaful!
  Zoya, we bin de trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin ad, we i bin de sho in tit:
  - If, fɔ tru, wi win!
  Ɛn di titi shek in skarlet nipples.
  Aurora, de faya, i bin de ala:
  - Ɛn lɛ wi Fada Land gɛt glori!
  Ɛn i go trowe bak wan kilman we de de wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I go krɔs di wan dɛn we de agens am ɛn swɛt:
  - Glori to Gret Rus'!
  En den Svetlana tek di lain en fuk am op. A bin kɔt wan ɔndrɛd Nazi dɛn. Dɔn i lans wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn swɛt:
  - Fɔ wan nyu layt fɔ sayɛns ɛn prɔsperiti!
  Ɛn di 4 gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt bak, ɛn dɛn nɔ go put dɛn nos dɔŋ.
  Natasha bin pik di paket we de bɔn wit tu fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wit ɔl in trɛnk i trowe am insay wan Nazi tank.
  Di E-75, we bin dɔn gɛt damej, bin stɔp ɛn bigin fɔ smok.
  Natasha bin siŋ se:
  - Rus' laf ɛn kray ɛn siŋ,
  Insay ɔl di ej dɛn, na dat mek na Rus in yon!
  Neks, Zoya tek ɛn lans di kilman we bin de wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wan ɔda Nazi tank bin stɔp, i kɔmɔt.
  Zoya bin twit se:
  - Yes, di fiuja na wi yon!
  Glori to big Rɔshia!
  Ɔrora bin faya wan mashin gɔn. I bin kɔt bɔku fasist dɛn dɔŋ. Ɛn afta dat, i bin tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Glori to di hiro dɛm na di USSR!
  Ɛn we i trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, dat kin mek di grenade flay bak. Dis na di titi we gɛt rɛd ia. Simply wan terminator we nɔ go ebul fɔ win.
  Ɛn Svetlana bin tek am pan insɛf ɛn krɔs di Nazi dɛn. Ɛn i kɔt dɛn dɔŋ lɛk shap man we de mek hay.
  Dɔn i bin twit se:
  - Glori to di land na Rɔshia!
  Ɛn frɔm di trowe we i trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, dis kayn grenade we de kil pipul dɛn de flay.
  Di wɔman bin swɛt se:
  - Fɔ di Sɔviɛt Ɛmpaya!
  Natasha, we de shot, se:
  - Fɔ di big wan pan di ɛmpaya dɛn!
  Ɛn bak frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin de flay we de kil fasist dɛn wit wan big big garanti.
  Ɛn di titi de siŋ se:
  - Glori to mi Mama Land -
  Glori to Rɔshia!
  Zoya bin trowe grenade bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I kɔt bɔku bɔku Nazi dɛn ɛn swɛt se:
  - Gret Rɔshia - big glori!
  Ɛn i bin de wink in patna dɛn.
  Na tru se di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd. Insay bikini, tan, gɛt mɔsul, fayn, ɛn kɔba.
  Aw gyal pikin dɛn kin luk fayn we i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nekɛd! Ɛn wetin mek ɔda tin dɛn de we dɛn kin wɛr klos?
  Neks, Ɔrora de shot aktiv wan. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i go trowe wetin de kil di Nazi dɛn.
  Dɔn i go siŋ se:
  - Fɔ di big Fadaland!
  Svetlana bin kɔntinyu fɔ faya. I kɔt di fasist dɛn ɛn twit se:
  - Fɔ big big ajɔstmɛnt dɛn!
  Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ sɛn grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn bak di Nazi dɛn de fred.
  Wɛl du Rɔshian gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn na pipul dɛn we gɛt di ay ay aerobatics.
  Ɛn afta dat, di payɔnia dɛn de: Mirabela ɛn Anastasia. Jɔs lɛk aw dɛn go slap di Kraut dɛn.
  Yɛs, Hitler in bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn de rɔnawe pan dɛn kayn gyal pikin dɛn de.
  Uman wɔriɔ dɛn kin fɛt pan di Yak-9. I tan lɛk se di motoka dɔn ol. Bɔt i rili wok. Pan ɔl we i smɔl pas di Luftwaffe pan spid ɛn armamɛnt.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn gɛt wan 20mm kanɔn ɛn mashin gɔn nɔmɔ, versus di ME-262 wit fayv 30mm kanɔn.
  Bɔt Mirabela deftly manej ɛn go biɛn di wingged fasist vulture. Ɛn i shot am. Knock out metal, bon di enemi komplit.
  Dɔn Mirabela bin siŋ se:
  - Ay ɛn ay ɛn ay, .
  Plɛn dɛn we de flay lɛk bɔd dɛn...
  Wi de brok fasist ruf dɛn, .
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn maynd pas di bɔda dɛn!
  Ɛn na ya Anastasia go go kik di Nazi dɛn. Na wan Terminator gyal pikin.
  I go krɔs Hitlɛr in bandit dɛn fes ɛn swɛt:
  - Gret glori go kam fɔ Rus'!
  Ɛn i kin pres di pedal dɛn bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn wan ɔda Mɛsashmit bin fɔdɔm.
  Girls de fait fo onli dia panti. Ɛn dɛn kin rili fil fayn. Dɛn kin flɔt kwik kwik wan pan injin dɛn we wik. Ɛn dɛn kin rɔnawe pan di ɛnimi dɛn shot dɛn.
  Mirabela, we de kɔt di Fritz, de swɛt:
  - No kraw, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ win wi!
  Ɛn bak di wɔriman kray kɔmɔt na di say we i de kil pipul dɛn.
  Ɛn wan nyu Hitlɛr mashin fɔdɔm.
  Di barefut gyal sabi wetin i de du. Ɛn i de du fayn fayn tin dɛn.
  Na dis na wan fasist we de tray fɔ kɔba wan wɔriɔ frɔm fa. Ɛn i kɔmɔt de. Ɛn bay sɔm mirekul, bak na di ɛnimi in tel.
  Ɛn i nak di Fritz dɔŋ, i de swɛt:
  - Natin nɔ de we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ Rɔshian dɛn!
  Ɛn bak di wɔriɔ mek wan desperate tɔn. Ɛn wan ɔda motoka fɔdɔm, dɛn tay am pan tik.
  Mirabela bin twit se:
  - Fɔ tru, pis dɔn mek fɔ Rɔshia!
  Ɛn bak aw i kin tan lɛk. Ɛn i go rili giv-ɔp to di ɛnimi!
  Anastasia bak nak wan Jamani motoka ɛn ala se:
  - Mek ɔl wi land gɛt glori, mek no trik nɔ de fɔ wi!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de skata mɔ ɛn mɔ!
  Wetin go ebul fɔ dil wit dɛn? Unless na agresiv hariken!
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, ivin ebi ebi ren nɔ go ebul fɔ win dɛn!
  Natasha, insɛf de fɛt ɛn siŋ:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ Rɔshia!
  Ɛn bak wit in bare fut i go lans wan grenade we gɛt wan kaliba we de kil pɔsin.
  Ɛn i go grind di Nazi dɛn fɔ mek dɛn bi mɛtal ɛn mit we gɛt blɔd.
  Zoya go trowe wan we kil ɛn rɛd-ɔt bak wit in bare fut ɛn, we i jomp ɔp, i go se:
  - Ɛn fɔ di nyu ɔda fɔ kɔmyunizim ɔlsay na di wɔl!
  Ɛn i de sho in tit dɛn.
  Neks, Ɔrora faya tranga wan. I shot insɛf, kɔt di fasist dɛn dɔŋ ɛn swɛt, de sho in tit:
  - Fɔ ajɔst di prɔgrɛs!
  Ɛn frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, sɔntin de kɔmɔt we kin brok ɛnitin we de ambɔg am.
  Ɛn afta dat, insay di fɛt Svetlana. Dis na so kil gyal pikin.
  En shi tu blond. Aw i de slash di fasist dɛn... Ɛn afta dat, wan prɛzɛnt we de kil pɔsin de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I go krɔs di Nazi dɛn ɛn tɔn dɛn to dɛbul faya.
  Terminator gyal pikin dɛn go hiss:
  - Glori to mi wɔd fɔ ɔna!
  Komsomol wɔd!
  Di wɔriɔ dɛn go shot di fasist dɛn. En mek wi shot dem laik rabid dog.
  Dis na Terminator gyal pikin dɛm! Ɛn dɛn de pwɛl di Nazi dɛn - wetin dɛbul dɛn!
  Natasha bin tɔk wit pathos se:
  - Wi go fɛt fɔ soshialism,
  Fɔ wi Sɔviɛt Rɔshia, .
  Fɔ wan nyu big ɔda!
  Ɛn bak wan prɛzɛnt we de kil de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya kin akt bak wit bɔku trɛnk. I de pwɛl di fasist dɛn. Ɛn i nɔ de mek dɛn at pwɛl. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de flik lɛk prɔpala.
  Di wɔriɔ tɔk wit pawa se:
  - In di nem fɔ oli Rus',
  Rɔshia go gɛt glori!
  Ɛn bak di wɔriɔ de fɛt wit ful pawa.
  Neks, Ɔrora trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Aw di fasist dɛn skata ɔlsay. Ɛn i tɔk wit wamat se:
  - Mi na di wɔl bɔksin champion!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana go lans sɔntin we go kil ɛn pwɛl. Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin so kwik.
  Ɛn di wɔman bin de ala se:
  - Na mi strɔng pas ɔlman na di wɔl,
  wi go sok di Nazi dɛn na tɔylɛt -
  Di Mama Land nɔ biliv di kray wata, .
  Ɛn wi go gi di wikɛd ɔligarch dɛn dɛn bren!
  . CHAPTER No. 9
  Bikɔs Vedmakova bin dɔn tek pat pan ebi ebi fɛt dɛn, i nɔ bin izi fɔ slip fɔ sɔm dez, ɛn dat mek pan ɔl we di prizin sɛl bin rili smɔl, i bin de stɔp ɛn swɛt, i bin slip klos wan wantɛm wantɛm.
  I bin drim se i bin si insɛf insay di Midul Ij ɛn i bin lid wan slev we bin de tɔn agens am, ɛn i bin bi wan kayn Spartacus we wɛr skit! Afta di fɔs sakrifays, di brayt wɔriɔ, di mɔskul gyal, gɛda di ribel dɛn ɛn se i go pik dɛn lida dɛn.
  Witcher, as dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt, bi di edman fɔ wan big big grup, ɛn i bin prɔpos di pawaful hiro Turan as in fɔs diputi.
  Ɛn na ya di slev dɛn bin gɛt wanwɔd. Dɔn dɛn bin pik di fɔma dɛn. Di dɛsimal sistɛm na di simpul wan ɛn Witcher disayd se natin nɔ fɔ kɔmplikt.
  Armed wit trophies en tek kokroch snel (in a hevi slip, Vedmakova"s subconscious play out), dem muv on.
  Fɔ mek i gɛt mɔ pawa ɛn fɔ mek i strɛch in leg dɛn, Witcha bin de waka wit fut, ɛn i bin de muf lɛk pusi. Dɔn di titi bigin fɔ rɔn, i fil di smɔl shap shap ston dɛn na di rod we gɛt ston wit di fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Bɔt di wɔriman nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to di pen we i bin de fil, i bin de bifo ɔlman. As i bi, i nɔ bin fɔ natin. Tri ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn bin de ledɔm fɔ atak dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ mek alam bifo tɛm. Di lida fɔ di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin klaym wan tik ɛn jomp pan in ɛnimi dɛn. In muvmɛnt dɛn bin tan lɛk di dans we wan haybrid tayga ɛn kobra de dans, i bin de kray smɔl ɛn afta dat i bin de kwayɛt wit di ed dɛn we dɛn kɔt.
  - Dis na aw a de brok resistans!
  Vedmakova nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan fɔ ple fɔ di pipul dɛn, ɛn i bin de sho slev dɛn ed we dɛn dɔn kɔt. Dɛn bin de ala lawd wan fɔ se dɛn gri fɔ du dat.
  I nɔ tu te, ɛstate dɛn we gɛt plantɛshɔn dɛn bin kam. Di os dɛn we dɛn kɔt na rial pales dɛn we gɛt dɛkɔreshɔn ɛn statu dɛn. Dɛn bin de si watawɛl dɛn ya ɛn de. Frɔm wan statu we tan lɛk Zus wit bɔtaflay wing ɛn mɔt na in bɛlɛ, leg ɛn chɛst: sɛvin jet dɛn bin de bit. Di fil dɛn rich, fat, wit wan semblance of golden cotton, gren wit big spayk, chikip ɛn ɔda tin dɛn. Bɔku slev dɛn bin de wok fɔ dɛn. Man ɛn uman bin de de, ɛn bɔku pikin dɛn bin de de. Na tru se, ovasia dɛn, gad dɛn. Bɔt in jɔnal, fɔ tru, bɔku ɔda slev dɛn de, ɛn wit shovel ɛn ɔs.
  Witcher es wan ban we dɛn mek na os we di slev gyal dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ siŋ: Wit di imej fɔ wan Sɔd ɛn wan Ɔ! Ɔda slev dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ atak.
  Insay da tɛm de, bɔku man ɛn uman slev dɛn bin de hang na di tik dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn chuk dɛn an ɛn fut wit nel. I tan lɛk se dɛn pikin dɛn ya we dɛn nɔ bin de du tin tret, bin fɔ dɔn mek dɛn sɔfa. We di titi we dɛn bin nel pan di krɔs si di fridɔm dɛn we de kam nia, i ala wit wan strɔng vɔys we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt se:
  - Ritribyushɔn dɔn kam, bit di ɔna dɛn!
  Di lida fɔ di Witcha, lɛk ɔltɛm, de bifo. In kɔkrɔch snɛl rayz ɛn nak tu gad dɛn wan tɛm. Di ɔda wan dɛn tɔn bak, wan pan dɛn bikɔs i bin de fred, ɛn ivin rɔn go mit in yon spia. Intestines bin kɔmɔt na di bɛlɛ we bin brok. Di titi bin grin se:
  - Yu na wik wɔriɔ if yu de fred di ɔs!
  Miloslava, we bi in skwaya, bin fɛt wit in raytan, di aks dɛn na di titi in an, lɛk di reza we pɔsin we sabi fɔ kɔt ia kin yuz. So famously de kɔt dɔŋ fɛtman dɛn.
  Turan nɔ bin giv-ɔp bak. I lans wan ston we brok di gad in chɛst ɛn go insay di fɛt. I bin klia se di tranga wok we i du bin du am gud, nɔto di mɔsul dɛn we de na di mil ston. Na tru se Witcher bin de muf fast fast.
  Di slev dɛn bin dɔn stɔp fɔ wok, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin dɔn go insay di fɛt yet. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin kɔnfyus. Na tru se di sem bɔbɔ we nɔ de rɛst, we de jomp nia di bɔbɔ dɛn we de wok, ala se:
  - Una we de fred! Enibodi we de bihain mi na hiro, enibodi we de witout mi na lousy pig!
  Na di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de fɔs fɔ ansa. Dɛn rɔsh pan di ovasia dɛn. Na wan man we ol lɛk fɔtin ia so we hit in "guardian" wit hoe so had dat in ed bɔm lɛk pɔmpin. I bin wok, ɛn di ɔda slev dɛn, ivin di gyal pikin dɛn we kin ɔmbul ɛn peshɛnt, bin rɔsh fɔ go fɛt.
  Di fɛt naw bin kam fɔ bi chaos, bɔt di nɔmba we dɛn bin de ɔp, ɛn di pwɛl at, bin de na di sayd fɔ di slev dɛn. Ɛn dɛn, fɔ tru, bin tek di wok.
  Pas na wetin at fɔ ɛkspɛkt frɔm gyal we lan rayt bifo in yay. I bin grap wit di gad, we bigin fɔ pres am. So i ful am, pul di sɔd bak ɛn nak am rayt na in nɛk.
  - Naw na dat a de kɔl snek! - Di gyal bin jok. - Tek tɛm mek yu nɔ drɔnk!
  Di fɔs ɛstate bin fri kwik kwik wan, di detachment gro rayt bifo wi yay. Di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin skata, ɛn i bin kɔba di fil dɛn lɛk faya. Di Witcha galɔp, i rɔsh fɔ go bifo. Rida dɛn rɔsh go nia am as lɔ, dɛn bin gɛt am rayt to di ed. Bɔt di gad dɛn nɔ bin giv ɔp. Di fɛt bin traŋa mɔ nia di watawɛl we gɛt sɛvin string. Na ya di wan dɛn we de plant bin sɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs fɔ go fɛt.
  Di brayt Witcha bin de rawnd ɔl di say dɛn. Na di ɛkstra ɔdinari agility we wan spɛshal kɔkrɔs snɛl we dɛn dɔn fat bin gɛt, bin sev am. Na ya na akchual atak ɛn di ɔpɔnɛnt we dɛn kɔt de fɔdɔm. Bɔt, dɛn bin wund di titi fɔs na in sholda, dɔn dɛn wund in bɛlɛ, dɔn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kɔt in leg. Dɔn Witcher bigin fɔ trowe smɔl smɔl dagɔ dɛn. Dɛn bin de shap lɛk reza, dɛn bin de go insay di yay ɛn sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de go insay di mɔt. Bɔt bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn bin nekɛd af-af bikɔs di ples bin wam, ɛn fɔ dɛn kayn sojaman dɛn de, i bin du fɔ chuk dɛn chɛst. Bɔku ɔsman dɛn bin fɔdɔm, bɔt di ɔda wan dɛn bin mek di prɛshɔn mɔ. Sɔd dɛn bin so bɔku dat we dɛn de muv, dɛn bin tan lɛk kɔm. So dɛn kin tɔn insay frɔm ɔlsay.
  Bɔt Miloslava, Pasa, Turan, ɛn ɔda slev dɛn bin kam insay di rayt tɛm. Afta dɛn dɔn kɔt insay di rank, dɛn waka lɛk ples usay dɛn kin sket, yu kin si aw bɔdi dɛn kin flay go, ɛn slev dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn kin rɔsh fɔ ɛp dɛn wit ɔl dɛn pawa.
  Di sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin atak di man dɛn we de rayd ɔs, di slev dɛn we bin taya bin blem di pen we dɛn bin de fil ɛn di shem we dɛn bin shem.
  - Encircle di enemy ɛn nɔ mek i rɔnawe! - Na Witcher bin kɔmand am.
  Bifo in yay, wan slev bin fɔdɔm wit kɔt in ed, bɔt 12 gad dɛn bin fɔdɔm afta am.
  - Tek am insay nɔmba! - Di yɔŋ lida fɔ di uprising ɔda.
  Mɔ ɛn mɔ slev dɛn bin de kam insay di fɛt. Dɛn bin si aw di bɔbɔ dɛn bin de klaym pan di ɔs dɛn wit rɔn stat, rɔsh pan di wan dɛn we de rayd, ɛn yuz dɛn tit ɛn ston dɛn we dɛn shap.
  I bin tan lɛk se di slev dɛn nɔ bin no fred, dɛn bin de rep fɔ bɔku ia we dɛn bin de shem, we nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de si dɛn as pipul dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, bɔku pan dɛn bɔn fri ɛn dɛn nɔ fɔgɛt yet di ed smel we dɛn kin gɛt we dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin.
  Afta i dɔn wit di "mounted" detachment, Witcher bin muf go bifo. Di las siriɔs tin we bin de ambɔg am na rod na wan pikin we dɛn kɔt frɔm big tik dɛn. Bɔku bɔku gad dɛn bin de de.
  - Sɔch di ɛstate dɛn ɛn grap di lada dɛn. - I bin ala. - If dis nɔ inof, mek dɛn yusɛf.
  Di slev dɛn bin de mek tin dɛn fɔ ambɔg pipul dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  - Di stej fɔ wayd, so dat bɔku wɔri pipul dɛn go ebul fɔ waka nia dɛn wan tɛm. - Witcher bin pɔynt am.
  Insay ɔda ɛstate dɛn, di kil we dɛn bin de kil pipul dɛn bin stil de apin. Sɔntɛnde, di savant dɛn bin de go nia di wan dɛn we bin de tɔn dɛn bak pan di gɔvmɛnt, bɔt sɔntɛnde dɛn bin de agens bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn abit dɛn. Dɛn kil di ovasia dɛn kwik kwik wan - dɛn wan ya bin de fa frɔm di wɔriɔ dɛn we bin tranga pas ɔl. Detinets bin bi di las strɔng ples we ɛnimi dɛn bin de fɛt. Witcher, lɛk ɔltɛm, na in na bin di fɔs pɔsin fɔ klaym di wɔl. Dɛn bin bit am wit aro bɔku tɛm, bɔt i bin fɛt di gift dɛn we de kil am wit shild. Di wɔriɔ we bin de nia am bin gɛt so strɔng blo dat, pan ɔl we i bin ebul fɔ par, i fɔdɔm ed oba il frɔm di wɔl.
  Miloslava bin ebul fɔ huk di gad, ɛn i bin trowe di ɛnimi bak. Di Snow-White Pass bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn kɔle wit di we aw i bin tan. We dɛn de luk in chɛst we de hev kwik kwik wan, wit bɔdi we de mek pɔsin want fɔ du sɔntin, di titi slam in leg dɛn na in groin, dɔn i slash am. Witcher, we i dɔn klaym di wɔl dɛn, i kɔt dɔŋ witout sɔri-at. Di ɛnimi dɛn bin dɔn lɔs dɛn maynd fɔ fɛt, ɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ slev dɛn bin de klaym di wɔl. Dɛn brok, bɔku stej dɛn bin de, ɛn di gad dɛn nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ drɛb dɛn ɔl. Bɔt na di bɔt, slev dɛn we dɔn day ɛn wund bin de ledɔm rawnd di atak nɔ bin kɔmplit we dɛn nɔ lɔs; So di slev ɛn di gad bin grap togɛda ɛn fɔdɔm frɔm wan fayn ayt. Dɛn bin wund, bɔt dɛn bin stil de alayv ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ chok dɛnsɛf.
  Di bɔbɔ we nɔ rɛst, Witcher fɔgɛt fɔ aks in las nem, bin de bak na di wɔl. We i tek advantej pan in smɔl ayt, i jomp bitwin di ɔfisa in leg, dɔn i kik am na in ɔn wit in tu fut, ɛn wan tɛm i nak am ɔnda in ni. I flay go bifo, i bang wan pitchfɔk we wan big slev bin ol...
  - A bin kech insay wan we we a bit penful wan! - Di bɔbɔ stik aut in tint tong, de tiz di gad dɛn.
  - Oh, yu smɔl snek we nɔ gɛt fut! - Di fɛtman we tinap na di rayt swɛ ɛn slash di bɔbɔ wit in sɔd.
  Di bɔbɔ deviet ya bak ɛn spit frɔm di paip insay in yay. Aw di ɛnimi bin de ala bad bad wan, ɛn brok rank. Di bɔbɔ nɔ tinap pan sɛrimɔni ɛn dɔn am wit sɔd. Di pikin in an dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn tan, dɛn bin gɛt sinewy ɛn strɔng - dɛn bin de tempered bay had wok.
  Di ɔda bɔbɔ dɛnsɛf bin sho prɛshɔn, dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk ɛl, dɛn bin de swɛt ɛn swɛ, dɛn bin de pik fɔ tɔk dɛn we kol!
  Dɛn bin ebul fɔ klin di wɔl kwik kwik wan, bɔt insay di fɛt we dɛn bin de drɛg smɔl, bikɔs dɛn bin de fred se di slev dɛn go blem, di wan dɛn we gɛt di fɛt bin fɛt bad bad wan. Na tru se bɛlɛ we dɔn gro pasmak na bad pɔsin we de ɛp fɔ fɛt wit slev dɛn we gɛt bad at.
  Di men ɔna, Sheikh Samuma, bin tray fɔ rɔnawe tru wan ɔndagrɔn pasej. I tek wan bag we gɛt ston ɛn gold. Sɔntɛm i bin gɛt chans, bɔt gridi bin mek i fil bad. Wan fayn gyal, Rakhita, ɛn ivin wit kɔpa skin kɔlɔ, i tumɔs tɛmteshɔn.
  - En folo mi bitch! - Di sheikh grab am bai di fluffy hair.
  - No nid, a go go misɛf, sa! - I bin beg.
  - Nɔto na raregal! A lɛk fɔ kɛr yu! - Di sadistik dignitary grin.
  - Bɔt i de at! - Di slev bigin fɔ shek in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  - We wi was, a go ɔda fɔ mek dɛn hang yu wit yu ia ɛn bɔn yu. - Di Sheikh lik in lip carnivorously.
  - Yu na wan animal! Bɔt a lɛk yu, biliv mi!
  Di titi pres insɛf nia in ɔna, we stik in dɔti snot na in klin fes ɛn bigin fɔ lik am. Dɔn Rakhita in an fɛn wan dagɔ na di shek in bɛlt ɛn, wit ɔl in pawa, i put am insay in bɛlɛ we bin dɔn swel.
  - Na spawn of daknɛs fɔ yu.
  Di Sheikh drɔp di bag ɛn lɛf in ia. In an dɛn bin de tray fɔ lɔk di dip ol;
  - Krio we dɛn mek! Echidna we dɛn kɔl Echidna! - I bin de grɔmbul.
  - Nɔ! A du wetin fayn! Ɔmɔs gyal pikin ɛn man dɛn yu dɔn mek sɔfa? I bin ivin nel pikin dɛn na tik ɛn nel dɛn na post dɛn. Dis na jɔs fɔ revaŋg! - Di gyal bin ala.
  - Dam!
  - Gɔd uman! Yu bin bit mi! - Di slev slam in fut insay di sheikh in bɛlɛ we gɛt bɔku bɔku blɔd.
  - I bit mi smɔl! - I bin de swɛt.
  - Bɔt nɔbul blɔd de flɔ insay mi! - Di slev we nɔ gɛt fut bin de flash in tit.
  - Natin nɔ de, raregal! Di sojaman dɛn go stɔp di ribelɔn, ɛn dɛn go mek yu sɔfa sote a go tan lɛk enjɛl to yu! - Di sheikh fain di trɛnk fɔ grɔmbul.
  - Wetin mek dɛn gɛt rich imajineshɔn pas yu yon? - Di gyal stik aut in tong.
  - Inaf fɔ yu! "Di jɛntriman bin de shek shek ɛn kray. - Wund! Bring mi facifi ointment.
  - Wetin mek na di wɔl? - Di gyal aks wit sarkastik.
  - A go gi yu dis bag we gɛt gold. - Di sheikh beg.
  - I dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi mi yon! Okay, jos aut of charity, wia di facifi ointment de? - Di gyal bin smayl sli.
  - Yu sabi di wodrɔb we gɛt di shep fɔ kaw we de flay? - Di rich man bin stam ɛn swɛt.
  - Yɛs! A bin si am so fayn wit ston dɛn.
  - So yu nid fɔ put yu an na yu ed, ɛn yu kin pul di bɔks wit ɔntmɛnt izi wan. Kam ova mi en lubricate mi. - Di sheikh bin de muf, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i lɔs in kɔnshɛns.
  - Ivin skɔndɛl fɔ gɛt mɛrɛsin. Wet fɔ mi!
  Di titi rɔn go insay di rum. I nɔ bin bisin bɔt di jɛntriman, bɔt dis kayn valyu ɔntmɛnt nɔ kin bɔku ɛn i go yusful to di ribel dɛn. Ɛn afta dat, i go gi di frek we dɛn et to di ribel dɛn.
  Di slev dɛn bin dɔn rɔnawe go na dɛn rum dɛn. Tu pan dɛn bin si wan fayn titi we bin nekɛd af-af. Di man dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi, we angri fɔ lɛ uman lɛk am, bin rɔsh to am. Di titi bin de wok tranga wan, i bin gɛt mɔsul, ɛn dat mek i izi fɔ push di pɔsin we atak am go wit in strɔng leg dɛn ɛn ala se:
  - If yu wan get moni. Jɔs no se wan agresiv man de na di bɛsin wit bag we gɛt gold.
  - Wi nɔ lɛk agreshɔn! - Di gyal dem objek ironically.
  - Bɔt i jɛntri bak! - Di gyal bin de tiz mi.
  - Dɔn i bɛtɛ, lɛ wi fɛt! Wea di basement de? - Di ribel slev dɛn bin de chata.
  - Fɔ fala mi an de! - Di slev bin de wev in raytan.
  Yɔŋ blak slev dɛn bin rɔsh go usay in pestle bin de sho. Di titi grin ɛn rɔn go insay di rum. Di tin dɛn we dɛn bin yuz fɔ mek di os bin rili jɛntri, bɔt dɛn bin chaotic. Ɛn na dis na di kabinɛt sɛf, we dɛn mek wit gold. Rakhita, we nɔ tink tumɔs, put in an insay. I slid insay ɛn da tɛm de di jaw klos.
  Di fayn uman bin de ala, in tit dɛn we shap lɛk reza bin de kɔt in brɔsh.
  - Oh, aw i de pen! - I ala, dɔn i swɛt kɔmɔt. - Dis na so mean!
  Pan ɔl we di titi bin de fil bad bad wan, i bin tray fɔ bandej in an wit fiva. Vitchakova, we i yɛri di uman dɛn de ala, i disayd se dɛn de rep sɔmbɔdi ɛn i bɔs insay di rum kwik kwik wan. We i si di fayn fayn uman we gɛt blɔd, i ala se:
  - Udat bin dea fɔ du dis?! A go pul in digniti ɔp in ɔn! - Insay fit fɔ vɛks, di wɔriɔ kin bi rud pɔsin.
  Kray wata bin de kɔmɔt na Rakhita in yay, nɔto so bikɔs ɔf di pen we i bin de fil, di slev nɔto bin strenja fɔ lɛ dɛn wip am bɔku tɛm, bɔt na bikɔs i bin no se naw i dɔn bi kripul.
  - Na im bi! - Di gyal pɔynt to di kloz.
  - If na so, den i rili bad! - Witcher slash di grinning insekt wit fos pan di ed. Di impak bin bɛn di strɔkchɔ, ɛn di gold we bin soft bin chip. Di wɔman kɔntinyu fɔ bit te i grɔn di lɔka insay smɔl smɔl.
  I notis se di titi tɔn in blɛsin, ɛn di Pasa we wayt lɛk sno jomp kam nia am. I bin yuz sɛns fɔ put wan tɔnik, ɛn stɔp di blɔd we de kɔmɔt. Witcherova pul di an we dɛn kɔt, di limb tɔn pale, bɔt i stil wam.
  - Rili! - Wi nid fɔ kɔl Khirov. Sɔntɛm i go gro am. - Di wɔriɔ wispa lawd wan.
  Passa bin aks se:
  -Udat gi yu di aidia fɔ stik yu an ya?
  - Samma!
  - Wetin yu put insay yusɛf? - Witcher bin sɔprayz.
  - No, dis freak in nem na Samuma. - Kɔrɛkt di gyal pikin.
  - If na so, den i nid fɔ kwata. - Di wɔriɔ flash in yay.
  - I de na di bɛsin ɛn i wund bad bad wan. Yu go gɛt tɛm fɔ kech am. If i nɔ day.
  Witcher bin tray fɔ ol di brɔsh, we wantɛm wantɛm i tɔn to lizad we slipul ɛn tray fɔ slip go. If di sojaman nɔ bin sabi so frɔm we dɛn bɔn am, sɔntɛm i bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ du am. Pantap dat, i nɔ bin ol di tel, bɔt i bin ol di nɛk.
  - Wow, majik we nɔ kɔmɔn. Wi nid fɔ sho am to Khirov.
  Di titi we wund in fes bin tɔn mat ɛn i nɔ bin no natin igen.
  Passa bin kech am in tɛm:
  - Na gyal we de fred, bɔt i fayn! I go shem if i kɔntinyu fɔ bi kripul.
  - Wel, a op se dis kin fix. Na Khirov nɔmɔ bin mis sɔmsay, i prɔmis fɔ de nia mi. - Witcher shrug in sholda we i nɔ gladi.
  - A de ya! - Di majik man jomp kɔmɔt biɛn di domɔt. - A de fil majik.
  - Ɛn a de ol am na mi an! - Witcher bin snap.
  - Wel, dat wan no bad tu! Dis na miks we dɛn miks wan jelifish ɛn wan lizad, yu si se i translucent, yu kin si tri at dɛn de bit. - Di warlock bin grin.
  - Wetin mek dis impɔtant? Di titi lɔs in an ɛn wan lizad jelifish tek in ples. A tink se, pan ɔl di sɛns we dis kayn krichɔ gɛt, dis nɔto rili ikwal riplesmɛnt! - Di wɔriɔ nɔ bin lɛk fɔ jok atɔl.
  - Bɔt wan pan di bɔdi pat dɛn kin flɔt, ɛn dis nɔ bad atɔl. Wan kayn pawa we pas ɔlman! - Di majik man wink slyly.
  - Wetin i kin bi, bikɔs na disabiliti? - A nɔ bin ɔndastand Witcher.
  - Aw fɔ se! Afta ɔl, i nɔ jɔs bi animal igen, bɔt na pat pan di uman bɔdi. Bɔt fɔ manej animal nɔ kin izi. Naw dis smɔl lizad kin ebul fɔ shrink ɛn slip tru ɛni krak krak ɔ kray na di wɔl. Apat frɔm dat, i nɔ kin izi fɔ si, dis kayn animal tan lɛk kamɛlɔn. - Di majik man bigin fɔ ɛksplen.
  - Pulsa we de na di wɔl! - I se, de sho se Pass in ɛnjɔymɛnt. - A nɔ bin tink se dis pɔsibul. Kɔt di brɔsh ɛn mek i spay.
  - I kin apin se fɔ win prɔmis big trɔbul, bɔt dis na jɔs fɔ sho se pɔsin go win tumara bambay. - Di majik man notis.
  - So yu nɔ go disenchant am? - Vedmakova bin klarify.
  - Nɔ! Insay wɔ, maynd ɛn gud sɛns kin mek pɔsin win. Fɔ hit, yu fɔ si di target fɔs, ɔdasay yu go dislocate yu fist. Bɔt fɔ mek trɔbul nɔ apin, di wund fɔ wɛl. - Hirovo ansa saful wan.
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ mek gyal pikin kripul. Afta ɔl, dis go mek i nɔ fayn! Yu kin mek am mɔtalman an we tan lɛk rial limb? - Witcher aks.
  - A go tink! Sɔntɛm a go ebul fɔ fiks am. Jɛnɛral wan, bɔku majik man dɛn sabi kil pas fɔ mɛn pipul dɛn. - Khirovo bin ɛmpɛsh wit ɛmpɛshmɛnt.
  - A gri wit dat! Eni fulman kin kripul, nɔto ɔlman we gɛt sɛns kin mɛn. - Witcher, fɔ mek i kɔnvins, ivin twist in finga na in tɛmpul.
  - Bɔku rud ɛksizishɔn dɛn - na smɔl dɔktɔ dɛn de trit!
  Di slev dɛn drɛg di ɔna fɔ Samum, i tan lɛk se i day. Rakhita kam to in sɛns, in fes twist wit anɔyntmɛnt.
  - I ful ɔlman bak! I bin kɔmɔt de we i nɔ pe in bil dɛn.
  - A go mek dɛn hang am! - Na so Witcher se. - Mek in bɔdi bi wɔnin to ɔlman we wikɛd ɛn gridi. Pɔsin we gridi kin gɛt fri-an ɔltɛm wit kray wata we i de kray fɔ disapɔynt!
  - I rizinɔs! Bɔt udat go gi mi an bak? - Di gyal bin rɛdi fɔ kray.
  - Na ya i de! - Di lida fɔ di uprising indiket.
  Khirov butu, di kɔd layt na in an.
  - Nɔ wɔri! Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ bi kripul. So Rakhita yu go gɛt fɔ bi big spay. Yu want fɔ revaŋg pan ɔl di jɛntriman ɛn pawaful pipul dɛn na dis ɛmpaya.
  - Na tru. Nɔ bi slev, we dɛn put yu dɔŋ na dɔti! - Di gyal bin ala.
  - So yu kin ɛp wi! Dis ɛmpaya nɔ de rul fayn, so di grev go kɔrɛkt di hunchbacked sistɛm! - Di majik man rilis wan bim ɔf ɛnaji frɔm in indeks finga.
  - Strenj! A de si bɔku ɛnaji insay yu. Ɛn sɛns! A redi fɔ jɔyn yu! - Di slev ala.
  - I go mek yu fil bad, bɔt yu go ebul fɔ win! If yu nɔ gɛt pen, yu nɔ go gɛt maynd, if yu nɔ gɛt maynd, yu nɔ go win! - Di majik man bin tɔk, we de sho se i gɛt filɔsofik maynd.
  "Mi na uman, we min se a dɔn yus fɔ bia." - Rakhita bin nɔd in ed.
  - We yu nɔ gɛt inof peshɛnt, siŋ go ɛp! - Khirov bin jok am.
  Ɔlman bin de laf. Witcher bin de insay gud mud. Di stat bin win, we min se tɛm nɔ de fɔ west. Fɔs, i nid fɔ mek wan ami we gɛt slev dɛn bifo dɛn rɔnawe. So pipul dɛn tan lɛk ayɛn, bifo i kol, gi am di shep we yu want. Di wɔri gyal kɔmɔt na di wɔl, klaym pan di stej ɛn ɔda wit vɔys we tan lɛk tɛnda se:
  - Blow di muster fɔ gɛda ɔlman!
  Passa bin aks se:
  - Uman dɛn bak?!
  - Yɛs! Wi go nid ɛvri sɔd. Krɔs, bɔt no se tif nɔ go de, wi go sheb ɔltin ikwal.
  Fɔ gɛda di slev dɛn bin tek sɔm tɛm; Witcher insɛf bin fos fɔ ɛp di smɔl wan dɛn we nɔ lɔs dɛn ed ɛn stɔp di tif dɛn. Di titi bin gi fayv pan di bandit dɛn we gɛt zil pas ɔlman wan gud slap na dɛn yes, ɛn ivin kɔt wan pan dɛn ed. Drɔplɛt blɔd bin fɔdɔm na in fes, Witcha bin gridi fɔ lik dɛn. I bin wok. Dɛn bin de gɛt di jenɛral gɛda na dak ples ɔnda di layt fɔ tɔch dɛn. Bɔku bɔku slev dɛn bin de we dɛn fri, Witcher bin ivin tɔk wit in yay se at le twɛlv tawzin slev dɛn bin de, pan ɔl we bɔku pan dɛn bin gɛt pikin dɛn ɛn uman dɛn.
  I bin de ple frɔm di ay ay tawa na Detinets. Di majik man bin tinap na di ɔda say, na in bin de kɔntrol di wan ol pipul dɛn we bin gɛda. Dɛn bin de yuz slev dɛn bad bad wan, ɛn dɛn bin de kil ɔ kil di wan dɛn we wik. So in jenerol, if wi tek fisikal paramita, dem bin luk laik gud faiya. Dɛn jɔs nid fɔ gɛt trenin. Vedmakova bin gi wan tɔk we bin de mek pɔsin bɔn. I bin de ɛksplen mɔ bɔt di nid fɔ mek wan big ami we go fri pipul dɛn.
  - Yuniti, kɔrej, selflessness na di ki fɔ win, fridɔm, gladi at! If yu nɔ kɔrɛkt yu, ami nɔ de, ɛn if ami nɔ de, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt fridɔm! Wok dɔn mek wi strɔng, we wi bɔku wit sɛns go gi wi fridɔm, ɛn togɛda wit lɔk go mek wi gɛt gladi at!
  So lɛ wi bi wan ɛn trowe di chen dɛn! - Di wɔriɔ bin tɔk.
  Di slev dɛn bin de ala lawd wan fɔ sho se dɛn gladi fɔ am! Na wan slev nɔmɔ, we gɛt bɔku skata ɛn we bin de luk prawd, nɔ bin tɔk natin. Di we aw i bin de luk am bin sho di kayn we aw i bin rili et am.
  Witcher bin tɔk bak se dɛn fɔ pik wan lida fɔ di pipul dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt!
  - Di kɔmanda tan lɛk di tap pan di piramid - na wan nɔmɔ fɔ de, ɔdasay ivin da kayn strɔng strɔkchɔ de go fɔdɔm!
  Di slev dɛn bin de ala se:
  -Rayt! Lid wi.
  -Yu na big big wɔriɔ ɛn yu go bi wi lida! - We i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di bɔbɔ bin ebul fɔ ala ɔlman.
  Dis bin mek Vedmakova sɔprayz: aw dis ivin pɔsibul. I luk gud wan na di pikin in an, sɔntin bin de we fiba blo paip, i bin jɔs tik. Ɛn wit di ɛp we dis divays bin de ɛp am, i bin de rɔm.
  - Di bɔbɔ go go fa! Wetin na in nem? - Di wɔriɔ aks.
  - Dik! A bin rili kam fɔ no. - Passa bin gi advays.
  - Simpul nem! - Witcher bin klia wan de ɛkspɛkt sɔntin we mɔ ɛkzotik.
  - Wetin mek kɔmplisiti!
  -Wi de anɔys wan vot! - Di majik man dɔn anɔys. In vɔys bin so tɛnda dat di pam tik dɛn bin shek. - Ɛnibɔdi we de in favɔrit fɔ mek di wɔri Witcher bi di lida, es yu raytan ɔp! Vot fɔ tru, fridɔm ɛn ɔna! Ɛn yu layf go bi so dat di gɔd dɛn go jɛlɔs! - .
  Di slev dɛn, we bin rili gɛt zil, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn es dɛn an dɛn ɔp na di ays. Dɛn bin tan lɛk wɔriman, ɛn di wanwɔd we dɛn bin gɛt bin sho se sɔntɛm Khirov bin yuz in majik ya.
  Nɔto tru se we i kam, i gi dɛn fridɔm ɛn di chans fɔ fil lɛk rial pipul dɛn. Dis min se na nɔmal tin fɔ grit Witcher lɛk ren we dray sizin. Gladi at bin de na di fes fɔ di slev dɛn we bin de trade. I bin tan lɛk se a wek.
  Na ya, we ɔlman bin de gladi, wan pawaful slev, we dɛn bin dɔn drɛs fayn fayn wan wit skata, bin step fɔ go bifo. I tɔk wit in dip vɔys.
  - Bɔku pipul dɛn dɔn de ɛn dɛn go de we want fɔ mek pipul dɛn gɛt gladi at. Bɔt yu gɛt rayt fɔ du dis!
  - Us!? - Di Witcha bared in mɔt ful wit tit. Di biceps na in bare arms bin bulge.
  - Udat na yu?! Wan pikin we kɔmɔt na wan big famili, ɔ pɔsin we kɔmɔn. Ɔ sɔntɛm ivin slev we dɔn rɔnawe lɛk Zhissor. I bin prɔmis bɔku tin bak, bɔt i bin dɔn in layf pan stik. Ɛn wit am twɛnti tawzin slev dɛn. - Di pawaful slev kɔt am.
  - Na ya bɔku tin go dipen pan wisɛf. A si skata pan yu, i go mɔs bi se yu nɔ bɔn yu as slev, a kin difrɛns wund dɛn we wip ɔ sɔd wit spia kin mek! - Vedmakova bin tɔk.
  - Yu gɛs di wɔriɔ we a nɔ no! Mi na Kaɔnt di Fos, we kɔmɔt frɔm kiŋ dɛn we rili bad. Bɔt yu no yu papa in nem? - Ask di nobul slev.
  - Nobiliti na di famili gɛt di sem rilayshɔn to kɔrej lɛk di lɔng ia to intɛlijɛns! - Vedmakova ritort ɛn ad wantɛm wantɛm. -No valor fɔ wi gret gret granpa dɛn nɔ go ɛp pɔsin we de fred!
  - Yu de tɔk fayn fayn wan. Lɛk fayn fayn jesta, aw yu at gɛt maynd? - Di slev frowned menacingly.
  - Wel, wetin na hiro yu bi! Kɔnt, bɔt dɛn bin mɛzhɔ yu wit slev fate, usay yu prawd ɛn maynd bin de! - Di Witcher don stat fo wind op.
  - A bin gɛt mi rizin fɔ dis. Ɛn uswan, yu nɔ nid fɔ no, less no min se i izi fɔ day! A de chalenj yu fɔ fɛt mɔtalman, ɛn if yu gɛt maynd nɔto jɔs fɔ tɔk, den yu go aksept di chalenj! - Kaunt de Fos bin de ala.
  - Yu kin shɔ bɔt dat! - Di wɔriɔ bin snap.
  Di slev dɛn bin klin di arena. Witcher kam dɔŋ ɛn chɛk di sɔd. Di pɔsin we bin de agens am bin tinap nia am. I bin gɛt in yon wɛpɔn, tu sɔd dɛn we shap shap. Jɔs fɔ mek i nɔ apin, di wɔriman pul ɔda sɔd na in bɔdi.
  Kaɔnt di Fɔsa bin lɔng pas Witcha fa fawe, i bin brayt fa fawe na in sholda, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin tan lɛk se i gɛt bɔku mɔsul ɛn i bin gɛt skapul, na gyal we fit fɔ bi wɔl champion pan fitnɛs. Bɔt, fat nɔ bin de, ɛn di tɛndon ligamɛnt dɛn bin tayt ɛn swel. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin de fil se dɛn gɛt bɔku ɛkspiriɛns pan ɛni muvmɛnt, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de jomp bin de tɔk bɔku tin. Wan grin bin de na dɛn fes;
  - Wel, yu de in trobul, gyal! Yu nɔ go jɛlɔs. - Di Kaunt sho am in fist.
  - Wetin mek yu de kɔnfyus yusɛf so? - Di Witcher"s iritashɔn bin intensif.
  - A win bɔku fɛt ɛn tɛnament. Insay mi kiŋdɔm, dɛn bin de tek mi as wan pan di bɛst fɛtman dɛn, bɔku pipul dɛn bin de si mi ivin di bɛst. - Forsa, shek in chɛst mɔsul dɛm, we tan lɛk tu shild we tinap nia dɛnsɛf.
  - Dis na bikɔs yu bin fɛt wit di nobul dɛn nɔmɔ, ɛn dɛn bin degenerate ɛn gro fat. Naw, if yu bin de togɛda wit wan kɔmɔn pɔsin we gɛt sɛns, yu nɔ go gɛt bɛtɛ nem! - Witcher ansa wit kɔnfidɛns.
  - Dɔg we de bark, bay, stik, ɔ rayt mi sɔd, nɔ dɔn waka dɔŋ mi bak! - Ɔl di ful-ɔp fɔ prawd bin kam bak to di kɔnt.
  - Dis na tin we rili intrestin! Wan bled we dɛn mek wit stɛl we strɔng pas ɔl de rɔst na wan chatabɔks ɛn wan kɔvayd an dɛn! "Vedmakova nɔ bin ɛva stɔp fɔ shayn wit in fayn fayn tɔk.
  - Wel, dis go mɔs aplay to yu, uman bastard! - Fɔsa bin de grɔmbul.
  - Sɔntɛm wi go stɔp fɔ fɛns insay tong, ɛn lɛ wi yuz sɔntin we strɔng pas am! - Witcher bin ple wan elegant figa et.
  - Dɛn ɔl tu de!
  Di kɔnt ɛn di lida fɔ di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin kam fes-to-fes. Di sɔd dɛn bin de muf kwik kwik wan ɛn dɛn bin de nak wit ful pawa. Spak dɛn bin fɔdɔm frɔm di blo dɛn ɛn dɛn yɛri wan sawnd we de ring.
  Di Kaunt bin atak bɔku tɛm. I bin tray di dabl barɛl tɛknik, bɔt Witcher bin fɛt di atak dɛn, ɛn i bin notis se in nobul ɛnimi bin gɛt fayn spid.
  - Wetin yu de ple!
  - Na di string dɛm fɔ day!
  Di Kaunt bak unleash wan siriɔs blow, i tray kɔmpleks kɔmbaynshɔn. Vedmakova bin tɔn bak smɔl ɛn du wan kɔwnta atak, ɛn i kech in ɛnimi smɔl na in chɛst.
  I bin stɔdi di we aw di pɔsin we sabi fɛt wɔ bin de muv, ɛn i bin de tek in tɛm fɔ put am dɔŋ. Di Kaɔnt grin ɛn in yay dɛn spak:
  - Yu nɔ so simpul at ɔl! Sɔntɛm nɔto ivin kɔmplit slev, pan ɔl we yu de go barefut.
  - A bɔn fri ɛn a bin de na di fɔrɛst! Mi nɛk nɔ ɛva no yok. I nɔ go izi fɔ tink bɔt fɔ put yusɛf ɔnda fos. Pɔsin we rili fri de put insɛf ɔnda tri tin dɛn - rizin, lɔv, Gɔd. Di slev we de insay in sol de put insɛf ɔnda - to passion, lust, Gɔd in savant dɛn! - Witcher ansa fayn fayn wan.
  - Yu rayt bɔt di las wan! Yu na di wan we rili rayt, dɛn prist ɛn prist ya sɛt mi! - Di Kaunt du dabl fan, den "clamshell" teknik, bot no bi saksesful. - A go gladi fɔ tɔk wit yu ova wan glas wayn, pas nɔmɔ fɔ tru a kil yu.
  - Mug we gɛt wayn tan lɛk si - if dɛn kɛr yu go, yu go lɔs grɔn ɔnda yu fut! - Na so di wɔriɔ se.
  - Bɔt yu de fil fri mɔ. Aw yu go fil bɔt dis tɛknik?
  I ol di trident, dɔn i ol di bɔtaflay. Fɔ ansa dis, Witcher bin hit di mitin mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di Kaɔnt bin de stɛp ɛn tɔn bak. Dɔn di kɔmpitishɔn kɔntinyu bak, Fɔsa muf lɛk se i dɔn wund, i kam fɔ no se in ɛnimi tu strɔng fɔ tek am we nɔ gɛt sɛrimɔni. Dɔn, we i bin dɔn yus Witcher to wan patikyula sikwins fɔ muv, di kɔnt chenj di we aw di sɔd de go we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt ɛn i nak di titi na in chɛst we gɛt mɔsul, bɔt we na uman bak. Blɔd bin de flɔ, di skrach bin dip. Di wund nɔ bin brok Witcher, bɔt difrɛn frɔm dat, i bin gi am trɛnk. Di titi bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, sɔd dɛn bin de flash, ɛn i bin de dans wan biznɛs. Ɛn pan ɔl we frɔm do, i bin tan lɛk se di wɔriman dɔn lɔs in ed kpatakpata ɛn i bin vɛks bad bad wan, layf na di fɔrɛst ɛn fɔ fɛn animal frɔm we i smɔl bin tich am fɔ kɔntinyu fɔ gɛt sɛns pan di fɛt we bin rili bad. I bin at fɔ mek di Kaɔnt stɔp da kayn prɛshɔn de, i bin de tɔn bak, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ mek i par. Vedmakova bin kech di tɛm we di slev bigman bin tɔn bak, lɛk se i dɔn pan am ɔnda in ni. Di blow hit di tendon en di kaunt giv way, in spid drop. Dɔn di titi ol in yon tɛknik, i kam wit am insɛf, kɔl am nayn ed dragɔn. Na pɔsin we tren fayn fayn wan nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ pul sɔntin lɛk dis. Pantap dat, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp di las nayn atak. Na ya na bin mɛkaniks, we de sho di atak, di an bin tu wik, we bin de par di atak dɛn, ɛn dat mek di las atak bin dɔn. Fɔ di fɔs tɛm, di wɔriɔ bin du di tɛknik pan wan patna we sabi du am fayn fayn wan ɛn we fast, ɛn we i blo, i drɔp in sɔd, i bin klia se di nyu tin bin dɔn wok fayn.
  Di Kaunt tɔn pale, i lɔs in trɛnk.
  - Yu laki bitch!
  - Nɔto rili! Lak nɔ stedi lɛk san - na had wok nɔmɔ go tay am wit simen.
  Witcher wund in ɛnimi bak, bɔt nɔto dip wan - i nɔ bin want fɔ kil ɔ maim. Hit bak, i lung, di kaunt mekanik parri ɛn di wɔriɔ knock di sɔd wit in klab fut. Di slev bigman bin tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn atɔl. Witcher, trowe in sɔd dɛn, rɔsh pan di ɛnimi, ɛn trip di kɔnt. In an dɛn bin klem in an ɛn fut insay wan lɔk.
  -Yu de giv op? - Di panta in yay dɛn bin de spak.
  - A kɔnt sɔrɛnda to slev we nɔ gɛt fut!
  Witcher bin agens am bad bad wan:
  - Nɔto slev, bɔt na pɔsin we de fɛt fɔ jɔs rizin! Yusɛf na bin slev ɛn yu ɔndastand wetin na shem, bɔt dɛn na ɔda pipul dɛn, dɛn nɔ wɔs pas wi. So aks yu kɔnshɛns!
  . CHAPTER No. 10.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova bin fɛt na di fɔs layn. Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili bost frɔm di wɔ we bin de fɔ lɔng tɛm. Fɔ kil ɛn shot ɔltɛm kin mek pɔsin boring bak.
  I tan lɛk gem. Di sem shoot gem go sooner or later get boring.
  Di pikin dɛn bin taya fɔ faya ɛn trowe grenade ɔltɛm wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Di bɔbɔ gi wan tɔn. Mowed dɔŋ di fasist dɛn.
  Ɛn i se:
  - Maeta we yu de du!
  Di titi trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I skata di Fritzes ɛn cooed wit gladi:
  - Wi go gɛt nyu, rili big win!
  Bɔt dis de kam fɔ boring. Ivin di tru tin se frɔm di trowe we di bɔbɔ trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, dɛn de push Hitler in tank dɛn na dɛn sayd.
  Dɔn Ɔlɛg bigin fɔ mek myuzik.
  Wan ɔda ɔda istri. Zyuganov nɔ bin vot fɔ Stepashin in kandidet ɛn di tri kɔmyunis grup dɛn nɔ bin vot bak.
  Dis bin dɔn wit di disɔlshɔn fɔ di Stet Duma ɛn ali ilɛkshɔn insay Sɛptɛmba 1999.
  Na tru se di kɔmyunis dɛn bin strɔng pas ɛni ɔda tɛm. Ɛn dɛn bin go na di ilɛkshɔn, dɛn bin abop pan di tin dɛn we di Primakov gɔvmɛnt dɔn du, usay dɛn bin ple wan pat we dɛn notis. Di Yuniti blɔk nɔ dɔn mek yet. Putin nɔ bin apia as praymɛnt minista. Ɛn di invayshɔn we di fɛtman dɛn bin kam na Dagestan bin jɔs ad mɔ vot to di lɛft ɛn kil di pawa we di ɔtoriti dɛn gɛt.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di gɔvmɛnt bin tɔn to pɔsin we nɔ ɔganayz. Di NDR wik ɛn fɔdɔm, ɛn no nyu pati we rɛdi nɔ bin de. Ɛn we dɛn bin pik Stepashin fɔ bi praymɛnt minista, i nɔ bin de bifo di pati we bin de na pawa. Ɛn afta dat, Yeltsin bin pul am na wok kpatakpata.
  In shot, di palɛmint ilɛkshɔn bin rili mek di lɛft win win.
  Di win we di kɔmyunis dɛn win bin rili wɔndaful. Apat frɔm dat, di Primakov-Luzhkov blɔk nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ ɛnjɔy dɛnsɛf. Bɔt i bin stil ebul fɔ rɛjista togɛda wit di fama dɛn. Ɛn i tek di sɛkɔn ples. Di tɔd wan na "Yabloko", we bin gɛt gud PR. Di LDPR tek di nɔmba 4 ples. Bɔt mɔ bikɔs ɔf di fakt se di chanɛl dɛn we de sɔpɔt prɛsidɛnt bin de aktiv wan fɔ promot dis pati.
  Ɛn Yeltsin bin ivin gi, ɔ fɔ se, i gi Zhirinovsky di rank fɔ bi jenɛral.
  So ɔltin bin apin akɔdin to wan spɛshal tin.
  Di oposishɔn bin tek pawa na di Stet Duma. Ɛn Yeltsin bin gri fɔ kɔmɔt de bay insɛf, ɛn i bin ɔfishal wan pik Primakov fɔ bi in ples. Zyuganov bin bi praymɛnt minista ɛn rayt-an man.
  Dis, in jɔnal, bin fit di kɔmyunis dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin mek wan kɔmprɔmis. Dɛn bin fos Basayev ɛn Khattab fɔ kɔmɔt na Dagestan. Bɔt dɛn nɔ bin sɛn sojaman dɛn na Chechnya sɛf.
  I nɔ tu te, sivil wɔ ɛn divɛlɔpmɛnt insay bɔku grup dɛn bigin de.
  Rɔshia bin ɛp Maskhadov ɛn Kadyrov. Primakov bin win di Rɔshian prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn izi wan. Di sɛkɔn wan we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, i bi Zhirinovsky - we nɔ bin gɛt ɔda kɔmpitishɔn na in ilɛkshɔn, ɛn di libal Yavlinsky nɔto bin in rival.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ambɔg in ɛsay. Nɔ, i nɔ intrestin. Agen, wan tɔpik we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kɔba, afta Primakov, Zyuganov, ɛn di ristɔreshɔn fɔ di USSR. Taya wit am!
  Sɔntin kin bi mɔ intrestin fɔ kɔmpoz. Fɔ ɛgzampul, bɔt di spes.
  Di bɔbɔ bigin fɔ kam wit aydia dɛn.
  Dɛn bin kɔl di nyu kapital siti fɔ di Gret Rɔshian Ɛmpaya, Petrograd-Galaktik. Dɛn bin bil am na di sta dɛn we dɛn kɔl Sagittarius, we de nia di sɛntrɔm pat pan di galaksi. Di sta dɛn ɛn di planɛt dɛn ɔl tu bin bɔku pasmak na ya pas di say dɛn we de nia di Milki We, usay di ol Wɔl bin fɛn say fɔ ayd. Dɛn bin drɛb di Wɛstɛn Kɔnfɛdɛrat fɔs dɛn kɔmɔt na di kɔr kpatakpata. Bɔt di wɔ nɔ bin pas witout ɛni tray: bɔku bɔku planɛt dɛn bin pwɛl, ɛn na mɛmori nɔmɔ bin lɛf bɔt di Wɔl. Dis na bin di men rizin we mek dɛn muf di kapital siti to di ples we jɛntri pas ɔl ɛn we gɛt pis pas ɔl na di galaksi. I rili at fɔ brok tru ya, so, ivin insay di kɔndishɔn dɛn fɔ wan tɔtal spɛs wɔ, usay di frɔnt layn na abstrakt kɔnsɛpt ɛn di riya na kɔnvɛnshɔn, di kɔr dɔn bi di men Rɔshian bays ɛn industrial strɔng ples. Di kapital bin gro ɛn swɛla di planɛt Kishish kpatakpata, ɛn tɔn to wan big big siti. Wan big siti we ebul fɔ mek ɛnibɔdi we gɛt sɛns, kɔle. Bɔku bɔku plen dɛn bin de kɔt di pepul skay.
  Dɛn kɔl Mashal Maksim Troshev to di Minista fɔ Difɛns, Supa Mashal Igɔ Roerich. Di mitin we bin de kam, na bin sayn fɔ se di ɛnimi dɛn bin de du mɔ ɛn mɔ. Di wɔ we bin taya wit ɔlman, it tin dɛn lɛk fɛnɛl we de it animal dɛn, bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn day insay, ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛt di sakrifays we dɛn bin want. Militarization bin lɛf in mak pan di akitɛkɛt na Petrograd-Galaktik. Big big skayskrɛpa dɛn tinap na fayn fayn row dɛn, dɛn tinap fɔ skwea dɛn we de na wan siti chɛsbɔd. Dis bin mek di mashɛl mɛmba di fɔmɛshɔn fɔ spɛs armada dɛn we i nɔ bin want. Insay di las fɛt, big big Rɔshian sta ship dɛnsɛf bin tek dɛn pozishɔn, dɔn dɛn brok fɔmɛshɔn wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn nak di ɛnimi flagship. Wan fɛt we dɛn bin tink gud wan bɔt bin tɔn to fɛt-fɛt, sɔm ship dɛn bin rɔsh, ɛn dɛn bin de bɔn wit brayt brayt flash dɛn. Di vaykum bin gɛt kɔlɔ lɛk se big big volkeno dɛn dɔn bɔn ɛn riva dɛn we gɛt faya dɔn flɔd wan tɛm, strim dɛn we gɛt faya we tan lɛk ɛl dɔn bɔs dɛn bank dɛn, ɛn kɔba dɛn wit wan wef we de pwɛl dɛn. Insay wan fɛt-fɛt we bin mek dɛn nɔ gɛt wanwɔd, di ami we bin de na Gret Rɔshia bin gɛt sakrifays, bɔt di win bin gɛt bɔku mɔni fɔ win. Bɔku tawzin sta ship dɛn bin tɔn to strim dɛn we gɛt ɛlimɛntri patikyula tin dɛn. Na tru se di ɛnimi dɛn bin lɔs mɔ tin dɛn. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin sabi fɔ fɛt, bɔt di kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn we bin gɛt bɔku rays dɛn, bin snɛp wit wamat, ɛn dɛn bin mek trangayes fɔ fɛt.
  Di men prɔblɛm na dat di sɛntrɔm fɔ di kɔnfɛdɛreshɔn, we de na di Thom galɛksi, bin rili at fɔ pwɛl. Di ol sivilizayshɔn fɔ di dag dɛn we shep lɛk maple, we bin de na dis grup we gɛt sta dɛn fɔ bɔku bɔku ia, bin bil wan fɔt we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ win ɛn i bin rawnd insɛf wit wan pawaful layn fɔ difens, we ful-ɔp wit trap dɛn.
  Fɔ brok insay dis spes "Mannerheim", di ɔl Rɔshian ami nɔ go inof. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek di wɔ dɔn. Planɛt ɛn sistɛm dɛn bin chenj an bɔku tɛm. Di mashɛl bin luk rawnd di kapital wit wan filin fɔ nostaljia. Dɛn bin peint di gravayolɛt ɛn flana dɛn we bin de rɔn wit kaki kɔlɔ, ɛn dɛn bin de fil di tu tin we di plen bin de du ɔlsay. Sɔm bildin dɛn bin shep lɛk big big tank dɛn ɔ infantri fɛt motoka dɛn we gɛt trak dɛn instead fɔ mek dɛn go insay. I bin fani fɔ wach aw wan wata we de fɔdɔm kɔmɔt na di barɛl fɔ dis kayn tank we gɛt wing, di blu ɛn ɛmirald wata bin de sho di 4 "san dɛn", de ple wit dɔzɛn shed dɛn, ɛn ɛkzotik tik dɛn ɛn big big flawa dɛn bin de gro na di trɔnk ɛn di wing dɛn, fɔm ɔtlandish gadin dɛn we dɛn kin hang. Mɔdan, na big big tank dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt skayskrɛpa, bɔku tɛm dɛn kin shep fayn fayn wan, ɛn dɛn kin gɛt bɔku gɔn dɛn. Fɔ liv na dɛn kayn os dɛn de kin izi ɛn fayn, pan ɔl we if dɛn atak di kapital siti, wan bildin we tan lɛk dis go tɔn to pawaful fɛt-fɛt yunit insay fayv minit. Di wan dɛn we bin de pas na ɔl di klas dɛn, ɛn ivin smɔl pikin dɛn, bin wɛr ami yunifom ɔ dɛn bin wɛr klos dɛn we difrɛn ɔganayzeshɔn dɛn we de sɔpɔt sojaman dɛn bin wɛr. Di sayba mayn dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek os dɛn bin de flay ay ay wan na di stratosfia, dɛn bin tan lɛk bɔl dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ; Di layt dɛn bin de shayn na di vault na ɛvin, ɛn dɛn bin de flɔd di smɔl smɔl rod dɛn we gɛt miro wit layt dɛn we de shayn. Maksim Troshev nɔ bin yus fɔ du dɛn kayn tin dɛn de we pasmak.
  "Di sta dɛn tu dense na ya. Ɛn i tu hot fɔ mi."
  Di mashɛl was di swet na in fɔɛd ɛn opin di ventilashɔn. Di ɔda flayt bin go witout prɔblɛm, ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Ministri fɔ Difɛns bildin bin apia. Fo fɛt motoka dɛn bin de na di say we dɛn de go insay. Di spiky luchiars wit dɛn suckers - animal dɛn we gɛt sɛns fɔ smɛl fayvtin tɛm strɔng pas dɔg in yon - bin rawnd Troshev. Di supamashal in sayklɔpian pales bin go dip ɔnda grɔn, in tik tik wɔl dɛn bin gɛt plasma kanɔn dɛn ɛn kaskad lɛsa dɛn. Di intɛriɔ fɔ di dip bɔnks bin simpul - dɛn nɔ bin de ɛnkɔrej lɔjishɔn. Bifo dis, Troshev bin de si in bɔs jɔs insay wan tri-dimɛnshɔnal projɛkshɔn. Di supamashal na bin ol, ɛkspiriɛns wɔriɔ we ol wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti ia. A bin gɛt fɔ go dɔŋ insay wan ay-spid ɛlifant, ɛn a bin gɛt fɔ go insay wan gud tɛn kilomita ɔnda grɔn.
  Afta we di mashɛl dɔn pas di kɔdɔn fɔ di big big gad dɛn ɛn di kɔmbat rɔbɔt dɛn, i go insay di ɔfis, usay di plasma kɔmpyuta bin simul wan ɔlogram we dɛn dɔn big fɔ di galɛksi wit mak dɛn we de sho usay di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de bɔku ɛn di say dɛn we dɛn se na ɛnimi dɛn de atak. Dɛn bin de si smɔl smɔl ɔlogram dɛn nia de; Di kɔntrol pan dɛn nɔ bin kɔntinyu fɔ de bitwin di sta dɛn na bin smɔl smɔl indipɛndɛnt stet dɛn we gɛt sɛns, sɔm tɛm dɛn de rili strenj, rays dɛn. Troshev nɔ bin de luk dis fayn fayn tin fɔ lɔng tɛm, i bin gɛt fɔ mek ɔda ripɔt. Igor Roerich bin luk yɔŋ, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ in fes nɔ gɛt wrinkle, ɛn i bin gɛt tik tik blant ia. I bin tan lɛk se i go ebul fɔ liv ɛn liv, bɔt di Rɔshian mɛrɛsin dɛn we bin de insay wɔ tɛm nɔ bin tu intres fɔ mek mɔtalman liv lɔng. Bifo dat, di chenj we di jɛnɛreshɔn dɛn bin de chenj kwik kwik wan bin mek pipul dɛn bigin fɔ chenj ɛn i bin bɛnifit di pɔsin we nɔ bin gɛt sɔri-at fɔ di wan dɛn we bin de pik di wɔ. I bin jɔs de fɔ wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti ia. Ivin fɔ di wan dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn. Wɛl, di nɔmba fɔ di pikin dɛn we dɛn bɔn bin stil rili bɔku, na fɔ pikin dɛn nɔmɔ we nɔ fayn fɔ pwɛl bɛlɛ, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de alaw fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛlɛ. Di supamashal tɔn in yay to Troshev as i de go insay.
  - Ɛn na ya yu de, Maksim. Dump ɔl di data na di kɔmpyuta, i go prosɛs am ɛn gi sɔlvishɔn. Wetin yu go se bɔt di tin dɛn we dɔn apin dis biɛn tɛm?
  - Di Kɔnfɛdɛrat ɛn dɛn padi dɛn lan gud lɛsin. Di skel de tip na wi dairekshɔn Insay di las tɛn, bɔku pan di fɛt dɛn dɔn win.
  Roerich bin nɔd in ed.
  - A no am. Bɔt di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di Kɔnfɛdɛrat dɛn, we na di Dug dɛn, bin notis se dɛn bin de du mɔ. Dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ mek pipul dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan.
  - Gri.
  Roerich klik di pikchɔ na di ologram ɛn mek am big smɔl.
  - Bifo yu na di Smoor galaksi. Na dis na di sɛkɔn big Dug strɔng ples. Dis na di say we wi go slap di men blo. If wi win, wi go ebul fɔ win di wɔ insay sɛvinti, maksimɔm wan ɔndrɛd ia. Ɛn if wi nɔ ebul, di wɔ go drɛg fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Yu dɔn pruv se yu na kɔmpiten kɔmanda, ɛn na dat mek a de prɔpos se yu fɔ lid Opareshɔn Stilin Hama. I klia?
  - Na so i bi, Yu Eksɛlɛnsi.
  Igor bin mek in fes kray.
  -Wetin mek dɛn kayn taytul ya? Simply kontak wi: Kɔmrɛd Supa-Mashal. Usay yu pik dis?
  Maksim bin fil shem.
  -Mi, Kɔmrɛd Supamashal, bin stɔdi wit Bing. Dɛn bin de prich di ol impyɔrial stayl.
  - Klia. Bɔt naw di ɛmpaya dɔn difrɛn, di chiaman dɔn mek di kɔstɔm ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de du tin trade izi. Pantap dat, chenj na pawa de kam jisnɔ, ɛn wi go gɛt nyu ɛlda brɔda ɛn suprɛm kɔmanda. Sɔntɛm dɛn go pul mi na di wok, ɛn if Opareshɔn Stilin Hama wok fayn, dɛn go pik yu fɔ tek mi ples. Wi fɔ stɔdi bifo tɛm, dis na big big wok.
  Di mashɛl bin yɔŋ pas Roerich pas tri tɛm, ɛn na dat mek di vɔys we dɛn bin de tɔk fɔ sɔpɔt am bin rili fayn ɛn i nɔ bin de mek pɔsin vɛks. Pan ɔl we chenj fɔ lida de kam apin, ɛn dɛn nyu lida go yɔŋ pas dɛn ɔl tu. Na tru se dis go bi di bɛst.
  - A dɔn rɛdi. A de sav big big Rɔshia!
  - So go. Mi jenɛral dɛn go ful yu pan di ditel dɛn.
  Afta we di maredman salut, i kɔmɔt de.
  Dɛn bin pent di bɔnks kɔridɔ dɛn wit kaki. Di opareshɔn hedkwata bin de dɔŋ ya. Bɔku bɔku fotonik ɛn plasma kɔmpyuta dɛn we bin de wok kwik kwik wan bin de prosɛs di infɔmeshɔn we bin de kɔmɔt na difrɛn say dɛn na di mɛtagalaksi. Bɔku rutin wok bin de bifo, ɛn na afta wan ɛn af awa nɔmɔ dɛn bin fri di mashɛl. Naw wan lɔng haypajɔmp to wan galɛksi we de nia am bin de wet fɔ am. Big big sojaman dɛn fɔ gɛda de, we na lɛk wan pat pan siks pan di wan ol Rɔshian spɛs bot dɛn. Bɔku milyɔn staship dɛn. Afta dɛn dɔn sɛtul di smɔl smɔl tin dɛn, di mashɛl bin grap na di wata. Di dip kol bin gi ples to big big wam. Fo layt bin gɛda na di zenith ɛn, we dɛn bin de brist wit krawn dɛn we de lik di skay we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, dɛn bin tɔn strim dɛn we gɛt smɔl smɔl tin dɛn na di planɛt. Layt bin de rɔn na di strit dɛn we gɛt miro. Maksim jomp insay di graviti plen, i bin kɔmfyut ɛn kol insay, ɛn rɔsh go na di ɔdasay. I nɔ bin ɛva go na Petrograd-Galaktika bifo, ɛn i bin want fɔ si wit in yon yay di kapital siti, we gɛt tri ɔndrɛd bilyɔn pipul dɛn. I lɛf di sojaman sɛktɔ, ɛn ɔltin chenj ɛn gladi mɔ. Bildin dɛn we gɛt ɔrijinal kɔmpozishɔn bin apia; Insay di tɔtal wɔ, di layt fɔ oligark dɛn bin de go dɔŋ, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin pwɛl am kpatakpata. Di pales dɛn na bin rial wok dɛn we dɛn mek wit at. Wan pan dɛn bin tan lɛk wan kast we bin de insay di Mɛditarenian tɛm, usay insted ɔf di tit dɛn na wan parapet, dɛn bin gɛt pam tik dɛn. Wan ɔda wan bin tinap pan tint leg, ɛn di friwe bin stret dɔŋ am, i bin tan lɛk spayda we gɛt brayt kɔlɔ, we sta dɛn kɔba; Bɔku pan di bildin dɛn usay pipul dɛn we po bin de liv bak nɔ bin de mek pipul dɛn gɛt padi biznɛs wit barɔk dɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, di fayn fayn bildin dɛn bin de shayn, ɛn dɛn bin de drɛs wit statu dɛn fɔ di lida dɛn ɛn di kɔmanda dɛn we bin dɔn de fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Nɔto ɔltin fɔ peint kaki, Troshev bin tink. Apat frɔm dat, sɔntɛm di siti we gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn pas ɔl na di wɔl fɔ gɛt fayn fayn bildin dɛn. Di turis sɛktɔ bin gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ, wit rod dɛn we de muv ɛn bildin dɛn we shep lɛk big big ros dɛn, ɛn tulip dɛn we de blo ɛn we miks togɛda, strɛng dɛzi ɛn ɛkzotik animal dɛn we miks fayn fayn wan. I tan lɛk se i intrestin fɔ liv na bea ɔ saber-toothed tiger, i de mek pikin dɛn gladi. Bɔt big pipul dɛn kin sɔprayz bak we dis kayn tin de muf ɔ ple. Di dragɔn we gɛt twɛlv ed we de rɔn bin mek wan impreshɔn we nɔ go ɛva dɔn pan di mashɛl, watawɛl dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn, we dɛn bin de shayn wit niɔn, bin de kɔmɔt na ɛni mɔt. Jɛnɛral wan, bɔku bɔku watawɛl dɛn bin de we gɛt di shep dɛn we rili wɔndaful, we bin de trowe jet dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ dɛn fɔ bɔku bɔku mita dɛn na di ays. Ɛn aw dɛn fayn, insay di layt fɔ di 4 san dɛn, we de miks togɛda fɔ mek wata patɛn, we na fayn fayn, spɛshal ple we gɛt kɔlɔ dɛn. Di pikin dɛn we bin de ya bin gladi ɛn fayn: dɛn klos dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ bin mek dɛn tan lɛk ɛlf dɛn we dɛn kin tɔk bɔt na fayn fayn stori dɛn. Nɔto pipul dɛn nɔmɔ bin de ya, af pan di ɔdiɛns na bin alien dɛn. Bɔt pan ɔl dat, strenja dɛn pikin dɛn bin gladi fɔ ple wit di mɔtalman pikin dɛn. Troshev bin mit bak wit plant dɛn we gɛt sɛns. Lush golden-hed dandelion wit 4 leg ɛn tu tin an. Dɛn bebi dɛn bin gɛt tu leg nɔmɔ, ɛn dɛn gold ed bin gɛt bɔku bɔku ɛmirald spat dɛn. Maksim bin sabi dis rays gud gud wan - Gapi, tri-seksual plant krichɔ, pis-lɔv, bɔt bay di wil fɔ fate dɛn drɔ dɛn insay wan ɔl-ɔut intastela wɔ ɛn bi natura ɛlyɔ fɔ Gret Rɔshia.
  Na bin inaf ripɔtmɛnt fɔ ɔda rays dɛn - bɔku pan dɛn na nyutral stet ɛn planɛt dɛn. Dɛn bin want fɔ luk di kapital siti we nɔ pɔsibul fɔ biliv na di ɛmpaya. Na ya i tan lɛk se di wɔ de fa ɛn i nɔ rial, i de fa tawzin parsecs, ɛn yet, wan filin we nɔ izi nɔ bin kɔmɔt na di mashɛl. Di tink bin kam na mi ed se na dɛn planɛt dɛn de we dɛn go gɛt fɔ atak, pipul dɛn we gɛt sɛns de liv bak ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de tink go day. Blɔd go shed, bɔku bɔku siti ɛn vilej dɛn go pwɛl. Bɔt na in na di maredman fɔ di ɛmpaya, ɛn i fɔ du in wok.
  Afta we di mashɛl dɔn admaya di turis sɛnta, i tɛl dɛn fɔ mek dɛn put di graviti plen ɛn go na di say dɛn we dɛn de mek di industri. Di os dɛn we bin de ya bin de dɔŋ smɔl, ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn simpul wan. Di faktri dɛn bin de dip dip wan ɔnda grɔn.
  As di graviti plen land so, wan grup we nɔ wɛr fut wit rag ɛn tin dɛn fɔ klin bin rɔsh kam nia am wantɛm wantɛm. Tin ragamufin dɛn we dɛn mek wit rag dɛn we dɔn ɔlrɛdi taya, we dɔn fad kaki, wit big big ol dɛn we dɔn rɔtin. Dip tan, i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i blak. I tan lɛk se di wɔ we bin tek lɔng tɛm bin mek dɛn tay dɛn bɛlt. Troshev bigin fɔ fil sɔri fɔ am. Di drayva, Kpɛntin Fɔks, nɔ bin sheb dɛn kayn we ya.
  - Kam, smɔl rat, kɔmɔt na ya! Marshall de kam! - i bin de bark.
  Di pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt os bin rɔsh go ɔlsay, ɔl wetin dɛn bin de si na dɛn dɔti il. I at fɔ waka barefut pan say we wam frɔm 4 "san" wan tɛm, ɛn di po pikin dɛn nɔ bin no wetin na sus. Bɔt wan pan di bɔbɔ dɛn tɔn to pɔsin we gɛt maynd pas di ɔda wan dɛn ɛn tɔn rawnd ɛn sho in midul finga. Di kapten pul wan blasta ɛn shot di impudent bɔbɔ i fɔ dɔn kil am, bɔt di mashɛl bin ebul fɔ push di kapten in an di las tɛm. Di chaj flay pas, mek wan krata na di rod, smɔl smɔl ston we dɔn rɔtin fɔdɔm pan di bɔbɔ in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i fɔdɔm pan di asfalt. We di pɔsin we go fɛt wɔ tumara bambay bin tray fɔ du wetin i want, i bin ebul fɔ stɔp in kray ɛn we i bia di pen, i tinap. Maxim giv di kapten wan had slap fo fes.
  - Tri dez na di gad os. Atɛnshɔn, an dɛn na yu sayd dɛn! - Di marshal kɔmand wit wan menacing tone - Pikin na wi prɔpati, ɛn wi fɔ tek kia ɔf dɛn, ɛn nɔ kil dɛn. Yu get am, monsta?
  Di fɔks stret in an dɛn na in sayd dɛn. I nɔd in ed smɔl smɔl.
  - Ansa akɔdin to di rigyuleshɔn dɛn.
  - Yes sa.
  Maksim tɔn in yay to di bɔbɔ. I bin gɛt fayn ia ɛn in fes bin fayn, i bin gɛt sɛns, ɛn i bin gɛt mɔsul dɛn. Ɔnda wan T-shirt we dɔn rɔtin, yu kin si in strɔng abs we layn wit chɔklɛt bar.
  -Wetin na yu nem?
  - Yanesh Kowalski we de na di wɔl! - Di ragged man bin de bark na di tap pan in lɔng.
  - A de si insay yu di makings fɔ wan strɔng wɔriɔ. Yu wan enta di Zhukov Skul?
  Di bɔbɔ in at bin pwɛl.
  - A go gladi, bɔt mi mama ɛn papa na ɔdinari wokman dɛn ɛn dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ pe fɔ mi edyukeshɔn.
  Mashal bin smayl.
  - Yu go inrɔl fɔ fri. Yu, as a de si, yu gɛt trɛnk pan yu bɔdi, ɛn yu yay de tɔk bɔt aw yu de tink. Di men tin na fɔ stɔdi gud gud wan. Dis tɛm ya tranga, bɔt we di wɔ dɔn, ivin di wokman dɛn go liv fayn.
  - Dɛn go win di ɛnimi! Wi go win! - Yanesh ala na di tap pan in lɔng bak.
  "Dɔn tek yu ples na di rank, sojaman." En fo stat - fo mai moto.
  Lisa bin wins in fes. Di bɔbɔ bin dɔti smɔl, ɛn dɛn go gɛt fɔ was di insay afta am.
  We di graviti plen dɔn rayz, i rɔsh go na di say dɛn we gɔvmɛnt de.
  Janesh, wit bated breath, bin stɔdi di big big os dɛn we dɛn bin de drɛs fayn fayn wan.
  - Dɛn nɔ alaw wi fɔ go insay di sɛntral sɛktɔ, ɛn dis so intrestin.
  - Yu go si inof mɔ.
  Ɛn pan ɔl dat, di mashɛl, bikɔs i bin gɛt sɔri-at, i tɛl am fɔ flay go ɔp na di turis sɛnta. Di bɔbɔ luk wit ɔl in yay, ɛn i rili it wetin i si. I bin notis se i want fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di motoka, rɔn na di saydwɔk we de muf, klaym pan wan pan di rayd dɛn we de mek pɔsin in maynd blo.
  Di Maksim we bin de stɛp, bin gud ɛn ɔmbul lɛk aw i bin de da de de.
  - If yu want, tek rayd pan di "mawnten of joy", ɛn afta dat kam stret to mi. Tek di mɔni, ɔdasay dɛn nɔ go mek yu kam insay.
  Di maredman bin gi di pepa.
  Yanesh rɔsh go na di rayd dɛn, bɔt in apia bin tu klia.
  We i bin de go insay di spays-ninja ɔl, big big rɔbɔt dɛn bin stɔp am.
  -Guy, yu dres fayn, klia wan frɔm po neba. Dɛn fɔ detɛn yu ɛn kɛr yu go na di steshɔn.
  Di bɔbɔ bin tray fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt dɛn bin nak am wit wan gɔn we de mek pɔsin nɔ ebul fɔ waka, ɛn trowe am na di asfalt. Troshev bin gɛt fɔ jomp kɔmɔt na di motoka ɛn go chɛk.
  - Wait, dis kadet de wit mi.
  Di polisman dɛn we pul ɔp bin stɔp, dɛn bin de luk di mashɛl. Maksim bin wɛr fil yunifom, bɔt di sojaman kɔmanda in epaulɛt dɛn bin de shayn brayt brayt wan wit gold agens di 4 san dɛn.
  Di bigman we de patrol, we na polis liɔtɛnant, bin salut.
  - Sɔri, Mashal, bɔt di instrɔkshɔn dɛn nɔ alaw fɔ alaw begman dɛn fɔ kam insay di sɛnta usay wi de tek gɔst dɛn frɔm ɔlsay na di galɛksi.
  Maksim insɛf bin ɔndastand se i dɔn mek mistek bay we i fri wan ragamufin na dis kayn say we pipul dɛn rɛspɛkt. Bɔt i nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit fɔ sho se i dɔn mek mistek.
  -Dis boi na skaut. I bin de du wan wok we di ay kɔmand bin gi am.
  Di liɔtɛnant nɔd ɛn prɛs di bɔtin na in pistɔl. Janesh Kowalski bin jɔk ɛn kam bak to in sɛns. Di maredman smayl ɛn es in an. Dis tɛm ya, di 4 alien galakt dɛn bin brist wantɛm wantɛm wit pipul dɛn we de trowe bim. We yu de na do, di alien dɛn bin tan lɛk tik dɛn we dɛn kɔt rɔf rɔf ɛn dɛn bin gɛt blu-brawn bark; Bifo di monsta dɛn gɛt tɛm fɔ opin faya, Maksim fɔdɔm pan di kɔva, pul wan blasta. Di rod dɛn we gɛt faya bin pas along di tap, krash insay di aydɔl we gɛt bɔku bɔku kɔlɔ, ɛn sprɛy di fayn fayn pedestal to foton dɛn. Troshev kɔt tu atak dɛn wit wan laser bim, di tu inogalakt dɛn we bin sev bin muf go na di sayd dɛn. Wan pan dɛn bin kech bak di bim we nɔ bin ebul fɔ stɔp, bɔt di sɛkɔn wan bin ebul fɔ ayd biɛn di ledj na di fes. Di monsta faya frɔm tri an wan tɛm ɛn, pan ɔl we Maksim bin muf kwik kwik wan, dɛn bin bit am smɔl - in sayd bin bɔn ɛn in raytan bin pwɛl. Di ɛnimi in rayt tangentially hit di "mad wata lili" atrakshɔn. Wan bɔm bin bɔn afta dat.
  Di mashɛl in vishɔn bin de swim, bɔt i sɔprayz fɔ si aw Yanesh kɔt wan pat pan di slab ɛn trowe am pan di ɛnimi. Maxim bin sɔprayz wit di pawa we nɔ gɛt mɔtalman we ayd insay dis titi we luk frayd... Di trowe tɔn aut fɔ bi kɔrɛkt, rayt insay di row fɔ fayv yay. Di krichɔ jɔk ɛn step fɔ go bifo, i bin de shek shek. Dis bin inof fɔ Maxim in wɛl-aim shot fɔ dɔn di monsta in layf.
  Di fɛt bin dɔn kwik kwik wan. Insay da tɛm de, di polis dɛn nɔ bin ivin tray fɔ faya. Di maredman notis dis wantɛm wantɛm.
  "Ɔl di bɛst pipul dɛn de fɛt na di frɔnt, ɛn na di biɛn, na di siti strit dɛn, pipul dɛn we de fred de sidɔm na do.
  Di liɔtɛnant we dɛn bin dɔn it fayn fayn wan bin tɔn pale. A bin go nia Maksim.
  - Kɔmrɛd Mashal, a de beg fɔ padi, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt ebi ebi bim trowe, ɛn wi...
  - Ɛn wetin na dat! - Maxim point to di blasta na di patrolman in bɛlt. - Flay swatter? I sɔri, i tan lɛk se, wok nɔ de fɔ yu na di kapital. Yu nɔ go sidɔm idle, a go tray fɔ mek dɛn sɛn yu na di frɔnt.
  We Maksim dɔn mek sayn to di bɔbɔ, i ɛp am fɔ jomp insay di graviti plen, dɔn i shek in an tranga wan.
  -Wɛl, yu na igl. A gladi se a nɔ bin mistek bɔt yu.
  Kowalski bin wink wit padi biznɛs, in vɔys bin de sawnd kwik kwik wan ɛn i bin gladi.
  - A onli mek wan saksesful trowe. I kin...
  - Yu go gɛt di chans. Yu gradyuet frɔm kɔleji ɛn go stret na fɛt. Yu gɛt yu ɔl layf bifo yu, yu stil gɛt fɔ fɛt te yu rich.
  - Wɔ na big tin! - Di bɔbɔ ala wit zil. - A wan go na di frɔnt wantɛm wantɛm, pik wan bim gɔn...
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ du am wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn go kil yu na di fɔs fɛt. Gɛt wan spɛshal wok fɔs.
  Yanesh bin snɛf wit ɔfɛnd. I bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns pan wetin i ebul fɔ du, i bin tink se i dɔn ɔlrɛdi no aw fɔ du bɔku tin, ivin fɔ shot. Dis tɛm ya, di graviti plen bin de flay oba di big big Michurinsky Pak. Big big tik dɛn bin de gro de, sɔm pan dɛn bin ay pas sɔm ɔndrɛd mita. Ɛn di frut dɛn bin so big dat, we yu dɔn it di midul, yu go ebul fɔ liv insay. Di painiapul dɛn we dɛn dɔn chenj dɛn jɛnɛtiks ɛn we gɛt gold skin bin luk lɛk se dɛn want fɔ it. Na tru se difrɛn frɔm wetin dɛn bin de tink, dɛn nɔ bin mek di bɔbɔ rili kɔle dɛn.
  - A dɔn go na dɛn kayn fɔrɛst dɛn de ɔlrɛdi. - Yanesh bin ɛksplen. - Nɔ lɛk di sɛntral distrikt dɛn, dɛn alaw ɔlman fɔ de. Pan ɔl we i kin tek lɔng tɛm fɔ rich de wit fut.
  - Sɔntɛm! - Na im Maxim se. - Ɛn yet, admaya di plant dɛn we de ya... Mushroom de, wan ol platun kin fit ɔnda am.
  - Jɔs wan semblance fɔ wan big flay agaric. I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ it. A mɛmba se a bin gɛda wan ol bag we gɛt frut dɛn we dɛn kɔt. a laik pavarara - di skin tin en di tehst na absoliutli delicious. Fig nɔto natin we yu kɔmpia am to am. Yu fɔ tek tɛm we yu de kɔt. I kin bɔs, ɛn afta dat di strim go tan lɛk wata we de fɔdɔm - i go kɛr yu go bifo yu ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ tɔk wan wɔd. Di frut we de ya tu big. Yu fɔ kɛr dɛn pat dɛn na plastic bag, ɛn dis nɔ kin izi fɔ yu.
  Maksima bin pat Jenɛsh in sholda.
  - Nɔto ɔltin dɛn kin mɛzhɔ wit it. Mek wi go dɔŋ ɛn pik sɔm flawa dɛn.
  - Wan gift fɔ di gyal! Yu nɔ tink!
  Di bɔbɔ in an dɛn ol di stiarin. Kpɛntin Fɔks bin nak in finga dɛn wit wamat.
  - Nɔ tɔch di stiarin, puppy.
  Ɛn wantɛm wantɛm fɔ ansa am, di mashɛl bin kɔrɛkt am bak.
  "Na pikin nɔmɔ yu gɛt maynd fɔ fɛt."
  - A sɔri, Yu Ɛksɛlɛnsi!
  Yanesh nɔ bin ebul fɔ ɛp bɔt i laf.
  - If yu want, tray am. - Maksima we dɛn alaw.
  Yanesh bin tɔk se: "A gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan simulatɔ dɛn.
  Kowalski nɔ bin gɛt wan shado fɔ dawt ɔ fred, i put in an dɛn pan di stiarin ɛn dayrɛkt di motoka dɔŋ. I tan lɛk se i bin rili ebul fɔ du wɔndaful tin dɛn. Di graviti plen bin rɔsh pas di big big tik dɛn we de ɔp.
  Maksim nɔ bin ambɔg am, ɛn i bin alaw di bɔbɔ fɔ kɔntrol di plen. Wi fɔ se i bin ebul fɔ bia wit in wok fayn fayn wan, i bin de manej bitwin big big trɔnk dɛn, i nɔ ɛva krash, i bin de sho virtuoso tɛknik pas in ia dɛn. Bɔt ivin if i krash, i nɔ go bi big tin di graviti plen gɛt pafɛkt sef sistɛm. Fɔ dɔn, dɛn sidɔm na wan ples we klia ɛn we gɛt smɔl smɔl flawa dɛn bɔt we rili fayn. I bin tan lɛk se di gud majik man bin dɔn fri fɔ skata di jɔlɔs dɛn. Di kɔmpleks difrɛn kɔlɔ dɛn bin de mek di yay dɛn shayn, ɛn di smel we bin de mek pɔsin drɔnk bin de mek pɔsin gladi we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tɔk bɔt.
  Yanesh bin ivin wispa fɔ admaya am. We dɛn land, di bɔbɔ jomp kɔmɔt ɛn bigin fɔ pik flawa dɛn, ɛn pik wan ol anful. Maksim bin kol blɔd, i bin lɛk di land ɛn, pan ɔl dat, sɔntin bin de mek i fred. Fɔ fil se yu de trɛtin yu. Bikɔs di maredman bin dɔn go tru faya ɛn wata, i bin dɔn yus fɔ abop pan in intuition i nɔ kin rili mek i fil bad; Insay prinsipul, di kapital fɔ wan big ɛmpaya nɔ fɔ kip layf fɔm dɛn we denja to mɔtalman. Somtin difrɛn de ya. Maksim mek sayn to di bɔbɔ ɛn wispa kwayɛt wan na in yes:
  - Ɛnimi dɛn de nia wi. Ayd di flawa dɛn ɛn kam wit mi.
  Janesh in yay dɛn bin de shayn.
  - A dɔn rɛdi.
  We dɛn lɛf di bɔkul na di motoka ɔnda di sɔpɔtishɔn fɔ Kpɛntin Fɔks, Maksim ɛn Yanesh muf dip dip wan insay di fɔrɛst. Na tru se dɛn fɔ dɔn kɔl di sojaman dɛn ɛn kɔm di eria. Bɔt Maksim bin gladi bikɔs i bin gladi. Na tru se Janesh bin gɛt tin dɛn we i bin want fɔ lɛk fɔ lɛk, i bin de imajin insɛf as sojaman intɛlijɛns ɔfisa ɛn i bin gladi fɔ dat. Dɛn mek dɛn we fɔ pas na di jɔŋgrɔn, ɛn dɛn bin de tray nɔ fɔ mek nɔys. Yanesh bin ebul fɔ bɔn in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin pan pepul nɛt, bɔt i bin kɔntrol insɛf, pan ɔl we di skin we bin de te to in ni bin kɔba wit big big blista dɛn.
  Maksim bin wispa se: "Tek tɛm." - Insay di fɔrɛst, denja de ayd insay ɛvri blad fɔ gras.
  Yanesh bin wispa se: "Wi nid fɔ mek pɔsin kam fɔ protɛkt wisɛf na ya." Di rag dɛn bin jɔs ayd di bɔdi; Big big insɛkt dɛn, lɛk aw Yaneš bin lan na skul, nɔ de it pipul dɛn na dis planɛt. Di kayn atrɔpɔd dɛn we denja pas ɔl, dɛn bin dɔnawe wit dɛn na di jenɛtik lɛvɛl; Dɛn waka go bifo ɛn kwayɛt wan. Wantɛm wantɛm, Maksim bin frɔz. Di smɔl smɔl tin dɛn we gɛt layf bin de biev we dɛn nɔ de rɛst, lɛk se sɔmbɔdi dɔn mek dɛn fred. Di maredman ol di bɔbɔ in an ɛn wispa na in yes se:
  - Na ambush de bifo!
  Maksim pul wan sawnd ditektɔ na in poket ɛn tek tɛm lisin to di say we de rawnd am. Dat na tru, fayv mɔtalman fɛtman dɛn ɛn lɛk di sem nɔmba fɔ alien dɛn bin de ledɔm nia de. Wɛl, wit da kayn balans sojaman dɛn de, i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ wi nɔ fɛt wɔ, bɔt fɔ pas di ɛnimi.
  Na dat dɛn bin du.
  Di sojaman we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn di grɔn bɔbɔ bin de muf insay di sem tɛm. Wi bin gɛt fɔ waka na tik tik tik tik dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku tik dɛn, ɛn wi bin de drawn te to di anklɛ insay mɔs. I nɔ bin izi fɔ di maredman fɔ no usay di mɔtalman chen brok ɛn i bin ebul fɔ slip pas na dis ples. DƐN bin laki, nɔbɔdi nɔ bin gɛt animal sɛns ɔ yɛri fayn fayn wan. Di sawnd ditektɔ bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ no difrɛns bitwin wɔd dɛn we dɛn de tɔk saful saful.
  - Mista Resident, yu de aks di imposibul frɔm mi.
  Fɔ ansa dis, na vɔys we tan lɛk we pɔsin de kray.
  - Ɛn yu, jenɛral, yus fɔ jɔs tek mɔni we yu nɔ wok fɔ am ful wan.
  If yu jɔj di timbre, i kɔmɔt na wan trayb we nɔ tan lɛk mɔtalman.
  - Dem pe yu haf milian, so wetin? Infɔmeshɔn we dɔn ol bɔt spay sataylayt dɛn.
  Di mɔtalman vɔys kɔntinyu fɔ les fɔ jɔstify insɛf se: "I nɔto mi fɔlt." - Dis kayn infɔmeshɔn, insay prinsipul, kin ɔtdɛt kwik kwik wan. Mi nɔto ɔlman we gɛt pawa.
  - Wi ɔndastand dis wantɛm wantɛm, i izi fɔ se yu wik. We i kam pan fɔ atak di Krɛmlin sistɛm, yu ɛn di wan dɛn we de wit yu nɔ go ɛp yu.
  Maksima bin shek shek. Yu tink se i go rili kam fɔ atak di pawaful layn fɔ difens we de kɔba di kapital siti ɛn di wan ol sɛntrɔm na di galaksi? Di Krɛmlin sistɛm, lɛk aw di wan dɛn we mek am se, nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win am ɛn pan ɔl dat, if ɛnimi dɛn dɔn bigin fɔ wok na di at pat na di ɛmpaya, dis kin mek pipul dɛn tink bad bɔt am.
  - No, man, i nɔ go te igen wi go yuz wan fundamentally nyu wɛpɔn, ɛn wit in ɛp Rɔshian staship dɛn go tɔn to dɔst bifo dɛn rich striking distans. Dɔn wi ami, lɛk wan graviti wev we de go insay ɔltin, go flɔd Rɔshian spɛs ɛn put di impyɔrial wɔl dɛn ɔnda.
  I tan lɛk se di pɔsin we tɔn in bak pan am nɔ bin rili gladi fɔ dis kayn tin we i bin de tink bɔt; Bɔt, i bin ansa se:
  - Di fayv kɔlɔm de aktif pas ɛni ɔda tɛm, ɛn yu invayshɔn go go akɔdin to plan.
  - Yu wok fɔ di nɛks tɛm na fɔ mek wan duzin strɔng ples dɛn na di kapital fɔ wi strayk fɔs dɛn. Di mɛsenja dɛn go kam insay ya ɔnda di kɔs fɔ turis dɛn, ayd na di fɔrɛst dɛn, dɔn dɛn go ple dɛn wok fɔ di jenɛral atak.
  - Na so i go bi.
  - Ɛn luk, man, if di atak we wi staship dɛn de atak nɔ wok, i go wɔs fɔ yu. Yu yon kɔwnta intɛlijɛns go te yu, ɛn di kil we yu kil go slo ɛn i go mek yu fil pen.
  Pan ɔl we Maksim nɔ bin si udat de tɔk, i bin shɔ se SMERSH go ebul fɔ no di pɔsin we trɛtin am bay in vɔys.
  - Wi nid infɔmeshɔn bɔt ɔl di laytst apɔntinmɛnt dɛn na di ɛnimi lidaship. Ɔltin we yu no.
  - Akɔdin to mi infɔmeshɔn, dɛn bin pik yɔŋ Mashal Maksim Troshev fɔ kɔmand di sta flit na di Smur galɛksi. No ekzak infomeshon no de abaut am, bot...
  - Evritin klia, di Russians de pripia big ofensiv de. As ɔltɛm. Di nyu kɔmanda na big big sojaman dɛn we de atak am wantɛm wantɛm.
  Maksima bin shek, i bin want fɔ rɔsh fɔ go bifo ɛn strangl di geek. Di ɔpreshɔn de pan denja.
  - A tink se na so i bi. As fɔ ɔda apɔntinmɛnt dɛn...
  Di pɔsin we trɛtin am bin list fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn i bin de taya, bɔt Maksim bin dɔn gɛt wan plan na in ed. Fɔs, yu nid fɔ kɔmɔt na dis ples kwayɛt wan, ɛn sɛkɔn, yu fɔ kɔntak SMERSH kwik kwik wan. Na de dɛn go disayd if dɛn fɔ neutralize di spay nɛtwɔk wantɛm wantɛm ɔ wet. Afta ɔl, pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn no se fɔ tɔn dɛn bak pan dɛn nɔ denja, ɛn dɛn kin lik tru dɛn lay lay tin dɛn. Di men tin na no amateur pefomans. Bɔt di bɔbɔ we bin dɔn sidɔm kwayɛt wan te naw, bin muf, ɛn i bin notis se di yɔŋ ɛnaji bin de go bifo.
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin hit dɛn wit laser, Mista Mashal?
  Maksim bin wispa se: "Nɔ, ɔnda ɛni kɔndishɔn." - Na dat intɛlijɛns de fɔ, fɔ gɛda infɔmeshɔn ɛn ripɔt am to di rayt pipul dɛn. If yu brok di oda, a go shot yu pesonali.
  Di Mashal es in bim gɔn ɔp wit trɛtin.
  Yanesh bin nɔd in ed.
  - Dɛn nɔ de tɔk bɔt ɔda tin dɛn.
  Maksim bin rigrɛt we i tek di bɔbɔ wit am. Wetin if dɛn yɛri dɛn wispa... Meanwhile, dɛn yɛri wan swɛt na di sawnd ditektɔ, ɛn di alien tɔk bak.
  - Tɛl "Jupiter" se if i nɔ ɛp wi, wi kin gi am away bay we wi sakrifays dis pawn. Dɔn yu Suprim go vɛks bad bad wan, ɛn sɔri-at nɔto wan pan in fɔlt dɛn.
  Maksim bin tink se: "Yɛs, lida fɔ tranga." Bɔt trade trade, i bin de pan di tawzin pipul dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn pik, i bin gɛt chans fɔ bi lida nɔmɔ if di dikteta we de rul day wantɛm wantɛm. Dɛn kin pik wan tawzin ɛvri ia, ɛn di rɔtin we di pawa we pas ɔl kin gɛt kin apin ɛvri tati ia. Bɔt dɛn bin mis dis chans bak. Fɔs, Maksim in kɔlchɔ bin tu saf, ɛn sɛkɔn, di paranɔmal abiliti dɛn, we bin so strɔng we i bin smɔl, bin bigin fɔ wik wit di ej. Aweva, fɔ bi marshal we yu nɔ ivin ol fɔti... dat de tɔk sɔntin.
  - Nɔ tɔch Jupita. Na in na yu bɛst op. If i nɔ de, di chans fɔ win di wɔ nɔ bɔku.
  Inogalakt bin kak sɔntin we nɔ bin de yɛri fɔ ansa. Dɔn i tɔk klia wan se:
  - "Jupiter" valyu we i de aktif. Bikɔs i nɔ de du natin, wi sojaman dɛn de lɔs tumɔs. Ilɛksɛf i bi, yu go tɛl am wetin wi tɛl am fɔ du. Fɔ naw yu kin go.
  "Na dat, yu kin kɔmɔt," Maksim swɛt wit rilif. Na da tɛm de, fɔ rifyut in wɔd dɛn, wan bɔm bin bɔn. Wan shootout bin apin afta dat.
  - Damn am! Riwok bak...
  Di mashɛl bɛn dɔŋ, ɛn na gladi gladi spak nɔmɔ bin de shayn na Yanesh in yay.
  . CHAPTER No. 11
  - Yu de tɔk kɔnshɛns! - Di prawd slev bin grɔmbul.
  - So dat gladi at na fɔ ɔlman, ɛn nɔto fɔ sɔm pipul dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik. Fɔ dis oli wok a es mi sɔd ɔp! - Di Witcha bin ala.
  Di Kaɔnt bin de dawt:
  - Nɔ! A biliv se na fɔ vɛks ɔ bikɔs yu want fɔ gɛt pawa de drɛb yu! Slev dɛn bin de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt, bɔt dɛn bin jɔs dɔn wit kil. Dis na di bad tin dɛn we kin apin to ɛnibɔdi we tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  - Dis nɔ go bi rɔsh, bɔt na rivɔlɔshɔn. Di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl go apin leta, afta di win! - Di wɔriɔ se wit big zil.
  - Chalenj? Strenj wod, yu kom op wit am yu sef? - Forsa bin sɔprayz.
  - Nɔto rili! Na wan enjɛl we i bin drim bin gi mi dis wɔd. - Witcher swich on wit inspɛkshɔn.
  - Wan enjɛl ɔ wan pan di blak gɔd dɛn! Prɔfɛt drim dɛn kin ful pipul dɛn. - Di kɔnt bin de dawt.
  - Ɛni we, yu go gɛt chans fɔ chenj pipul dɛn layf fɔ bɛtɛ ɛn bi bɛtɛ pɔsin yusɛf! Ɔl trɔbul kin kɔmɔt frɔm selfishness, prɔsperiti kin pɔsibul nɔmɔ tru kɔmɔn tray. Pɔsin we nɔ gɛt tim tan lɛk kol, we nɔ gɛt faya, i nɔ de gi smɔl layt ɛn i kin ɔt kwik kwik wan! - I spit aut wan strim fɔ Witcher in elɔkɛns.
  - Yu se pɔsin fɔ de na tim. Bɔt yu no wetin na animal nature? - Forsa aks am wit sarkas.
  - Ɛn di animal bɛtɛ na di ship! Ɛn in jɔnal, bikɔs yu na slev ɛn dɛn nɔ fri yu, den di bigman dɛn tɔn bak pan yu, insay wɔd dɛn yu fetful padi dɛn sho dɛn tru tru kɔlɔ. Dis min se na tɛm fɔ luk fɔ kɔmrɛd dɛn na difrɛn envayrɔmɛnt. - Witcher bin gi advays wit mɔ kol at.
  Kaɔnt di Bɔ bin sɛt mɔt fɔ sɔm sɛkɔn, dɔn i es in an:
  "Ivin as a nɔ biliv se ultimate sakrifays, at least mi bled go drink blɔd."
  - Lɔjik nɔ fɔ sav instinkt - di maynd fɔ lust! - Na so Witcher se.
  - Wel, okay, inaf, lekchɔ mi! Wɔ go de - feat go de! - Di Kaunt bigin fɔ was di blɔd pan insɛf.
  - Yu na ɛkspiriɛns ɛn brayt wɔriɔ, dɛn fɔ pik yu fɔ bi skwad lida! - Di wɔriɔ bin gi advays.
  - Nɔto bad, bɔt yu nɔ nid fɔ pik ɛvri soja lida. Wan strikt prinsipul fɔ de fɔ mek ɔlman gɛt wanwɔd. Dɛn dɔn pik yu, so yu de pik! -Di Kaunt bigin fɔ put in chen mail. Wan tu bɔbɔ dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ ɛp am.
  - Wetin bɔt fri kɔmpitishɔn? - Witcher bin de dawt.
  - I de pwɛl di ami! - Fos we dɛn kɔt. - Di ikonomi na rayzom fɔ bɔku shot, di ami na wan singl trɔnk!
  Witcher bin jok se:
  - Bɔt mɔ tɛm i kin bi ɔk, ɛn nɔto pan pawa ɛn stebiliti, bɔt pan di lɛvɛl fɔ kɔntrol!
  Di bɔbɔ we bin nekɛd af-af bin gi di kɔnt wan sɔd. I ansa am bay we i slap am na in bon bak, we dɛn bin dɔn bit pas wan tɛm. Di bɔbɔ kray ɛn jomp bak, i de shek shek in brawn leg dɛn.
  Witcher bin tɔk wit maynd se:
  - A de fom fayv legiɔn dɛn we gɛt trunkated kɔmpɔzishɔn, tu ɛn af sojaman dɛn ɛvri wan. Dɛn dɔn pik yu fɔ kɔmand di tɔd wan! Ɛn lɛ di slev dɛn pik di ɔda wan dɛn!
  Di las tin we dɛn bin tɔk bin mek pipul dɛn agyu, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn tɔn to fɛt-fɛt. Dɔn wan fɛt bin rili bigin, bɔku slev dɛn bin wund, ɛn Witcha bin gɛt fɔ put an pan di wɔ. Afta i dɔn fɔdɔm di wan dɛn we de rɔn kwik kwik wan, i ala se:
  - Stɔp fɔ yuz di baton! Lɛ wi go bifo pan di dairekt apɔntinmɛnt fɔ kɔmanda dɛn.
  Di slev dɛn nɔ bin satisfay wit fɔ grɔmbul, bɔt we di wɔman put dis kayn prɔpɔzal fɔ vot, dɛn ɔl gri fɔ es dɛn an.
  Na ya Witcher, we bin de bifo di uprising, bin gɛt fɔ wok tranga wan. Infakt, i nɔ kin izi fɔ no pɔsin we fit fɔ bi pɔsin we fit fɔ bi pɔsin, ɛn i bin de kɔntinyu fɔ aks di wan dɛn we i want fɔ bi kandidet kwɛstyɔn dɛn. Fɔ dɔn, dɛn bin pik pipul dɛn fɔ bi di legiɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin pik sɔm kɔmanda dɛn fɔ sɔm tɛm to smɔl branch dɛn.
  - We di fɛt dɛn dɔn, wi go luk di maynd ɛn sɛns we di sojaman dɛn sho! - Di titi ɛksplen.
  Wan pan di legiɔn dɛn na bin pikin dɛn ɛn titi dɛn nɔmɔ. Witcher put di boi Bik in komand ova dem. Di man dɛn kray bikɔs dɛn nɔ gladi se:
  - I stil tu smɔl! Wi nɔ nid di smɔl wan. Put di big wan ɛn di wan we strɔng pas ɔl oba wi.
  - Ɛn udat yu want?
  - A mis yu! Na in fit pas ɔlman!
  Wan yɔŋ man we lɛk fɔ ple atletik bin step fɔ go bifo, i bin stil bi bɔbɔ, bɔt i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔng lɛk ɔk tik. Na tru se in fes bin tan lɛk se i dɔn dɔl. Vedmakova, we bin no gud gud wan aw intɛlijɛns impɔtant fɔ kɔmanda, i aks se:
  - Wetin na sɛvin et?
  Di yɔŋ man luk am ɛn muf se:
  - A nɔ no! Di men tin na di mɔsul ɛn trɛnk.
  Bik bin bark insay di lawd spika:
  - Mɔsul dɛn we nɔ gɛt bren na wan anful mit - we di frying pan de kray fɔ!
  - Shut up, yu bɔg! A go blo yu jaw off! - Di yɔŋ hiro bin de ala.
  - Ɛnibɔdi we nɔ no se sɛvin et na fifti siks nɔ go ebul fɔ hit in fist fa pas in nos! - Di bɔbɔ stik in tong aut pan am.
  Di yɔŋ thug bin de bark na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn:
  - A de chalenj yu, wi go fɛt te wi day!
  - Yu de falamakata mi lɛk rat-mɔnki! - Kaunt de Fos bin notis. - Aweva, dis na di onli decent way out.
  - Fɔ di tu duelist, wan na fulman, di ɔda wan na skɔndrɛl! - A notis Witcher. "Pan ɔl we i fayn fɔ mek bɔy pikin dɛn wam dɛnsɛf."
  Bik bin tinap opɔsite in ɛnimi, di difrɛns pan ayt bin big, in ɛnimi bin ebi fayv tɛm pas am. Bɔt di pikin bin de luk in mɔsul dɛn we bin de bifo wit disgres, di bɔbɔ bin tan lɛk tin, bɔt i bin gɛt waya. In rawnd fes bin mek fes, in sɔd bin de rɔta na in an dɛn.
  - Wel, aw wi go fɛt ɔ mek pis! I aks am se: "We dɛn de provok am."
  - Yes, a lɛk yu! - Di atlet atak di bɔbɔ. I bin slap wit bakhand, in sɔd bin lɔng ɛn ebi, i tan lɛk se na tu an. Bik bin rɔnawe pan di blo we i nɔ ivin tray fɔ par, bɔt i jɔs jomp ɔp di trajektɔri ɛn trowe in sɔd insay di brij na in nos. Di bɔbɔ hit ɔl bays pan di kɔlkyulɛshɔn - fɔ skrach, bɔt nɔto fɔ kil.
  Di brut bin vɛks mɔ ɛn bigin fɔ swing in sɛkɔn sɔd. Na ya ivin Buk bin gɛt fɔ push mɔ as i de rɔn. Di bɔbɔ in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin smɔl, ɛn di bled dɛn bin de rɔsh afta dɛn. Wantɛm wantɛm Bik stɔp, wan paip apia na in tit. Di ɛnimi bin swing mɔ ɛn rɔsh wit ɔs in galɔp, ɛn spre in tik tik an dɛn big big wan. Di bɔbɔ bin de grin kruk wan, i spit, ɛn sɔntin we smɔl bin nak di atlet in fes. Bik waka saydway pas di bled dɛm, ɛn ivin hit in ɛnimi in chɛst wit in bare il.
  Di pawaful man bin de stɛp, i ala bad bad wan, dɔn in leg dɛn wik ɛn bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  Wan padi sigrɛt bin swip tru di ami; Dɔn di pikin dɛn bin de ala wit gladi at, fɔs, fɔ tru, na di smɔl wan pan di slev dɛn. Di wan dɛn we smɔl ɛn wik kin gladi fɔ si se yu men bɔsman sɛf nɔ big. So ivin pikin kin du sɔntin fɔ di wan dɛn we de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt.
  Slev dɛn bin rɔn go nia di atlet we dɛn bin win, ɛn wan tu lokal dɔktɔ dɛn bin de pan dɛn. Wan pepul spat bin de ɔlsay na di yɔŋ hiro in fes we rɔf ɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ ia. Di dɔktɔ bin tɔk wit sɔprayz se:
  - Basilika we de na di wɔl! Dɛn chuk wan nidul we gɛt pɔyzin insay am, ɛn mek in an ɛn fut dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ waka.
  - Fɔ sɔm tɛm nɔmɔ! - Na im Bik se. - Dɔn i kin kam to in sɛns. I nɔ go mɛmba ɛnitin, i jɔs nɔ go notis in shem.
  Witcher bin kam nia di bɔbɔ:
  -Usay yu lan fɔ mek pɔyzin?
  - Nɔsay nɔ de! Fɔ fɛn am na wan pan di ɛstate dɛn. Di jɛntriman dɛnsɛf nɔ kin gladi fɔ di pozishɔn we dɛn gɛt na di sosayti. So dɛn kin mek ɔlkayn pɔyzin. If di potion sial, no problem, a sabi opin lok! - Bik wink slyly pan Witcher.
  - Usay? - Ask di wɔriɔ.
  - Wan tifman tich mi! I bin tɔn to slev fɔ sɔm tɛm, a bin de na di sem pe wit am, wi bin de wok tranga wan, kɔt di fɔrɛst. I bin tɛl mi aw fɔ opin lɔk, ivin sho mi sɔntin. I bin sɔprayz fɔ mɛmba mi ɛn afta dat i rɔnawe. - Di bɔbɔ wink wit sɛns.
  - En yu no bin folo am? - Witcher bin sɔprayz.
  - Nɔ! Dɛn bin bit wi ɔl fɔ dis rɔnawe ɛni we, ɛn if misɛf bin rɔnawe, den dɛn fɔ dɔn nel ɛni fayv wan pan di krɔs pan pila dɛn. Tu pipul dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi kɔnspɛkt. - Di waya bɔbɔ ɛksplen.
  - Barbarian pipul dɛn! Wɛl, okay, if yu so mɛmba, sɔntɛm fɔ mit Khirov go yusful to yu. - Witcher bin gi advays.
  - I pɔsibul! Fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, a dɔn want fɔ bi di pɔsin we strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman! - Di bɔbɔ sho wan biceps bɔl.
  - Strɔng ɛn smat pas mi? - Di wɔriɔ se ple ple.
  - Nɔ! Afta ɔl, na yu na di lida! Bɔt wit yu raytan, wetin mek yu nɔ du dat! - Bik tinap pan in an fɔ mek i biliv mɔ.
  - Di ay we pɔsin de flay, na di mɔ i nɔ satisfay wit in pozishɔn! - A notis Witcher.
  - Pipul nɔ de flay! Na di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we dɛn maynd nɔ yus fɔ grovɛl gɛt wing! - Di bɔbɔ sho se i ɔndastand am kwik kwik wan.
  - Wing go de na wi ami! A prɔmis se a go tink bɔt sɔntin. - Witcher bin prɔmis.
  - Ɛn a biliv yu, big sista! Afta ɔl, yu nɔto jɔs lida, bɔt yu na sista ɔ ivin mama to wi. Wi go liv as wan famili! - Bik bin se.
  - Di lida fɔ di kɔntri fɔ bi brɔda to pipul, nɔto brɔda! - Di lida fɔ di neshɔn na fɔs ɛn fɔs savant fɔ di pipul dɛn. Bɔt, lɛ wi lɛf di ɛkshɛnj fɔ kɔmplimɛnt di wɛpɔn we yu adopt fɔ mek ɔda pipul dɛn yuz am; Mek wi mek sɔm paip dɛn! - Witcher bin ɔda.
  - Dɛn nɔ de lɔng-rɛnj inof! - Passa bin notis. - Nid fɔ impɔtant.
  - A dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tink bɔt am, afta ɔl, lip ɛn chɛk de mek am pɔsibul fɔ hit na shɔt distans. Bɔt if sɔntin de we de mek insɛf bɔku ɛn hit wit pawa. Sɔm minral ɛn ɔyl. - Witcher bin fil wan strɔng mental tɛnsiɔn.
  I tan lɛk se di bɔbɔ yɛri in wɔd dɛn:
  - Lɛ wi du am, pik di ɛlimɛnt dɛn! Wi stil gɛt tɛm fɔ sho bɔku slev dɛn di men we dɛn fɔ fɛt wɔ.
  "Yu rayt, mi smɔl brɔda, di majik man go ɛp wi wit sɔntin." Bɔt te dɛn trowe big big sojaman dɛn pan wi, wi fɔ atak. Bɔt, wi fɔ tek tɛm rɛdi. I izi fɔ fɛn dray rɔk na di si pas fɔ fɛn tin we dɛn nɔ yuz fɔ soja wok! - Vedmakova bin sɔm pan am.
  Afta ɔl, di ribel dɛn bin spɛn di de fɔ ɛksesaiz, ɛn di sem tɛm, Bik bin sɛn pipul dɛn we de luk fɔ pipul dɛn.
  Wan ami bin kɔmɔt na di siti. Nɔto big big wan, bɔt i gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn fayn fayn wan. Wan skaut bɔbɔ, we bin de rayd wan smɔl krɔs-kɔkrɔs, bin ivin mek pipul dɛn pe atɛnshɔn to wan tin we nɔ mek sɛns:
  - Di wɔriɔ dɛn gɛt fayv sɔd, ɛn dɛn nɔ kin ebul fɔ muv!
  - Dat na gud! - Na im Bik se. - Ɔ rayt, i ivin wɔndaful, bifo dɛn kam to wi, dɛn go taya bikɔs dɛn gɛt pasmak wet.
  Witcher bin sly notis se:
  - Ɛkspiriɛns wɔriɔ dɛn se, nɔ tek wɛpɔn we big pas fayv finga na yu raytan. Wɛl, fɔ tru, nɔto bad, dɛn stupiditi go ɛp dɛn fɔ win fast. Insay da tɛm de, lɛ di slev dɛn slip fɔ tu-tri awa. Dɛn bin dɔn gɛt tranga de, ɛn di fɛt nɔ go izi. Jɔs ɔmɔs sojaman dɛn di ɛnimi dɛn gɛt?
  - Fayv ɛn af tawzin. - Bik se wit kɔnfidɛns. - Dis min se if wi swɛt dɛn ɔl, den nɔ pas fayv ɔndrɛd pipul dɛn go lɛf na di siti.
  - Dis na kwik rizin, i go nid fɔ kam nia frɔm ɔl di say dɛn. Na nɛt dɛn nɔ go dea atak wi dɛn go kɔt dɛn yon. Dis min se dɛn go mek kamp so dat dɛn go ebul fɔ hack na do wit ɔl dɛn trɛnk. Sɔntɛm dɛn go ivin sheb di sojaman dɛn fɔ di rizin fɔ mek dɛn go rawnd dɛn. - Witcher bin gi advays.
  Kaɔnt de Fɔza nɔ bin gri se:
  - A no gud gud wan di abit dɛm we de rul na di Sultanate wi dɔn fɛt wit dɛm pas wan tɛm; Na nɛt dɛn go sɛn sɔm spay dɛn wit gold bag dɛn na wi kamp. Dɛn go tray fɔ brayb di slev dɛn ɛn afta dat dɛn go tik dɛn ɔ if i fayn, dɛn go kɔt dɛn nos.
  - Fɔ sɛn spay na wan ol taktik. - A notis, a de strɛch Witcher in fut finga dɛn. - Bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt invisibiliti kap, di gad bɔy dɛn so obshɔb ɛn kɔni, dɛn go kech dɛn ɔl. Apat frɔm dat, wi go hit dɛn smɔl klos to do. Ɛn di slev dɛn go slip fayn ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn go slip dip dip wan.
  - Lɔjik wan! Na mi go bi di fɔs pɔsin fɔ atak! - Na im Bik se.
  - I go nid fɔ pul di gad dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin du dis wit di ɛp we dɛn kin yuz di tyub dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ shot. - Witcher sho di divays. - Wan kayn piston de we dɛn tay ya, tri kayn ɔyl, ɛn ɔyl wit kabayd. Yu jɔs nid fɔ tek tɛm du sɔntin, ɔdasay di rɛkɔyl go kɔmɔt di bɔbɔ dɛn tit. Yu go tek di bɔy dɛn we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman wit yu.
  - Bɔku pipul dɛn gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ reyd gadin ɛn tif. Di wan dɛn we dɛn bɔn fri, ɛn di wan dɛn we nɔ bin de, mɔ di wan dɛn we na slev na os, bin de tif frɔm di wan dɛn we gɛt dɛn. - Bik mek ɔlman kol. - So wi bin go tru di skul fɔ sev.
  - Ɔl di bɛtɛ! In jenerol, a tink se no go get tu moch gad. Afta ɔl, udat wi na to dɛn? Slev dɛn na fulman! Stupiditi de klos to ɔmbul - kwik maynd de nia vilin.
  Di majik man we nem Khirov bin go insay di tɔk:
  - Wi gɛt lɛk dɛbul ɔ smɔl mɔ supiriɔriti, bɔt di ɛnimi tren ɛn gɛt wɛpɔn bɛtɛ. Ɛn insay di ami na di Sultanate, uman dɛn de wok nɔmɔ na di pasɔnal legiɔn we nɔ de day. Siks tawzin pan dɛn na mɛsenja dɛn we kɔmɔt na difrɛn kɔntri dɛn. Wi go gɛt bɔku uman dɛn na wi ami, ɛn wit rare ɛksɛpshɔn dɛn na wik wɔriɔ pas man dɛn.
  So ɛni fɛt-fɛt nid fɔ tek tɛm plan. Pantap dat, di fɔs tɛm we wi win, di slev dɛn go bigin fɔ rɔnawe pan wi.
  - Viktri as uman de atrak wit in brilians, bɔt i de ripɛl wit in prayz! - Witcher"s wit flash bak.
  - Rili! Naw a si se dɛn dɔn gri pan di opareshɔn plan ɔltogɛda. Na fɔ mek di ditil dɛn klia. We di fɛt de, panik go bigin na di ɛnimi dɛn, ɛn bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn go rɔn go na di siti we nem Zhit. - Na Khirov bin gi advays
  - I klia! Di slev dɛn we strɔng pas ɔl go atak frɔm biɛn, jɔs frɔm di say we di siti de. Sɔntɛm na mi go lid am. - Na Kaɔnt Fɔsa bin gi advays.
  - I nɔ pɔsibul, ɛn yu! - Di majik man dɔn klarify.
  "Apat frɔm dat, wi gɛt pɔt dɛn we gɛt ɔyl, ɛn a bin tɛl dɛn fɔ tay wik pan dɛn." Wi go trowe dɛn na di kamp ɛn mek di panik bɔku. - Witcher bin gi advays.
  - Ɛn dis na rizin bak. - Di majik man gri. - Na yu nɔmɔ nɔ pripia inof pan dɛn chaj ya yet.
  - Rayt! Faya na di gɔd fɔ wɔ ɛn jɔs lɛk ɔda gɔd dɛn, i nid fɔ pe atɛnshɔn ɛn sakrifays! Bɔt wi nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tɛm fɔ pripia ɔltin. - Witcher insɛf bin fil shem fɔ in roteness.
  - Neks taim yu go bi mo sofistikeyt. Insay da tɛm de, i nɔ bin de mɔna wi fɔ slip. - Khirov yawn witout eni pretens.
  Witcher bin nɔd in ed:
  - A gɛt animal abit fɔ slip smɔl ɛn layt, bɔt wi brɔda dɛn fit fɔ rɛst.
  - Slip na stratejik wɛpɔn, in lɔk na in de mek pɔsin taya, we insɛf na di jem fɔ win. - Passa bin notis.
  Di slev dɛn, afta dɛn dɔn du ɛksasaiz na di fresh briz, dɛn kin slip lɛk di wan dɛn we dɔn day. Na di gad dɛn nɔmɔ bin sidɔm fɔ ambɔg dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin rɛdi fɔ mek di alam. Yu nɔ go ɛva no se wantɛm wantɛm di ɛnimi kɔmanda go de si fa mɔ. Bɔt ɔltin bin wok fayn, i tan lɛk se di kɔmanda fɔ di gɔvmɛnt legiɔn, we nem Temnik Ɛtirimɔn, nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt na nɛt we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ no. Apat frɔm dat, we dak, i kin izi fɔ mek slev ayd, dɔn i kech dɛn. Ɔ sɔntɛm dɛn go jɔs giv ɔp, afta dat dɛn go mek dɛn sɔfa ɛn kil dɛn. Temnik Ethyrimon lik in lip, i kin fayn mɔ fɔ provok yɔŋ uman dɛn, brok fut finga, sɛt faya to dɛn ia - i kin rili tɛmpt.
  Bikɔs di sojaman dɛn bin dɔn mek dɛn tɛnt kwik kwik wan, dɛn slip. Nɔ pas tu duzin sɛnt dɛn bin lɛf. Bifo Ethrimon go slip, wit di tawzin pipul dɛn, arenj fɔ it, nekɛd dansa dɛn shek dɛn charm bifo dɛn. I bin fayn ɛn i bin rili fayn. Di wan dɛn we dɔn ol fɔ wan tawzin ia bin de trowe bon pan dɛn ɛn fos dɛn fɔ tek pozishɔn dɛn we go mek dɛn want fɔ du sɔntin. Dɔn, dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni shem, dɛn tek dɛn ɛn we dɛn dɔn satisfay wit di animal dɛn we dɛn want, dɛn slip we dɛn dɔn chak.
  Dɛn day bin krep ɔp ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin notis. Di wan dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin pas na di bush, ɛn bɔku bɔy pikin dɛn bin de go bifo. Bik, we dɛn pres pan wan tik, we ayd insay di lif dɛn, si di fɔs gad.
  - Na ya i de, deliciously, mis.
  Di pɔyzin bin bɛtɛ smɔl ɛn i bin mek i paralayz wantɛm wantɛm. Wan hit in di fes nɔ nid, bikɔs di wɔriɔ dɛn na di Sultanate, as a rule, de waka layt ɛn na di chɛst nɔmɔ dɛn kɔba wit klos ɛn di sɛnt de ledɔm rawnd.
  - Wan de!
  Witcher insɛf de muf frɔm di riya. I pul di gad we nɔ gɛt ɛni tiub fɔ shot. I jɔs kam insay frɔm biɛn ɛn brok in nɛk.
  - Muvmɛnt na layf! Jɔs nɔ siŋ - fɔ pis! Ɛn so sad - mi bɛlɛ ɛmti!
  Di wɔriɔ bin fil lɛk se i fani smɔl. Di tik dɛn we de rawnd lɔng ɛn yu kin si vayn dɛn. Di slev bɔy dɛn we dɛn lɛk ɛn we gɛt sɛns pas ɔlman de kray nia de. Di big pipul dɛn we de fɛt wɔ kin ebi ɛn dat mek dɛn kin fɔdɔm biɛn. Animal we ebi pasmak kin mek mɔ nɔys ɔltɛm.
  Witcher kil wan ɔda gad we bin de na di rod, we bin jɔs de sok kokonat bia frɔm wan flask. Di kamp opin bifo dɛn.
  I nɔ bin bi patikyula big kamp di sojaman dɛn bin de slip, sɔntɛnde na tɛnt, sɔntɛnde na jɔs pan tik tik gras. Di nɛt wam, nɔto bɔku pan di sɛnt dɛn de yawn, dɛn de luk we dɛn nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn.
  Di men tin ya na fɔ pul dɛn wan tɛm so dat dɛn nɔ go gɛt tɛm fɔ rayz di alam. Di swan kuk, wit in fayn vɔys, bɛtɛ fɔ dis. I nɔ de mek pipul dɛn sɔprayz, difrɛn frɔm dat, yu kin yɛri in kɔw, bɔt if yu chenj di tɔyn, yu kin kech di infɔmeshɔn.
  Vedmakova de du jɔs dat. Dɛn ansa am. Di sɛnt dɛn nɔ de riak dɛn bin "laki";
  - Wan sɔd tan lɛk drɔp ren, i go fɔdɔm ɛn skata, ɛn we dɛn bɔku, win go bɔn!
  Di Witcha bigin fɔ kɔt di pipul dɛn we de slip. Na wan say, i nɔ bin bi chivalrous, bɔt na di ɔda say, if pɔsin win, i fayn fɔ ɔnɔ! Ɔna na rilitiv kɔnsɛpt ɛn dɛn fɔ yuz am mɔ fɔ yu sojaman dɛn!
  Fɔs, dɔn di wan dɛn we gɛt mɔni fɔ drɛs, we na di kɔmanda dɛn. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn bin de put sɔd dɛn na wan ɔda pila.
  Bɔt di pen we dɛn kɔnshɛns bin de fil nɔ bin las fɔ lɔng tɛm, di slev dɛnsɛf bigin fɔ kil pipul dɛn ɛn bikɔs ɔf dis, pipul dɛn bin ala. We dɛn atak yu na nɛt, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fred, mɔ if i gɛt klawd ɔ klawd. Di slev dɛn ɔl kin af-af nekɛd ɛn i kin izi fɔ mek dɛn no difrɛns, ɛn di wɔman dɛn kin but ed ɛn fɛt dɛnsɛf bɔku tɛm. Ɛn sɔmbɔdi ala se:
  - Sev yusɛf!
  - Gayd! Dɛbul dɛn de atak!
  We pipul dɛn de fred, di wok we di kɔmanda de du impɔtant pas ɛni ɔda tɛm. Witcher no dis, ɛn rɔsh go na di men tɛnt sɛf.
  Ɛtirimɔn we bin stil dɔn drɔnk af-af, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ opin in yay. In jɔnal, ɛnibɔdi we drink bifo fɛt go dɔn wit hangover na ɛl.
  - Wetin dɔn apin! Wetin mek di paip dɛn nɔ tɔk natin? - I bin ala.
  - Di paip dɛn nɔ de tɔk bikɔs di bled dɛn de siŋ - stɛl strɔng pas kɔpa! - Witcher bin ala. I jomp pan Ɛtirimɔn. Na tru se Temnik bin sabi fɔ yuz di bled, bɔt i nɔ bin dɔn ful-ɔp yet, ɛn di Witcher in mɔsul dɛn bin wam fayn fayn wan. I bin swing bad bad wan, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ si in bled we dɛn dɔn pent wit ɛna na daknɛs. Di ed fɔ di bigman we nɔ bin laki bin flay go.
  Witcherova bin nak di tawzin man we bin de rɔsh pan am wit wan kik. Dɛn bin pul wan ɔda kɔmanda bay we dɛn spit am na wan tiub.
  - Wai, di ghouls no don wek!
  Agen we di sɔd blo klia wan, di ɛnimi we dɛn dɔn chuk fɔdɔm! Tu tawzin ɔfisa dɛn tray fɔ kam pan am frɔm biɛn, bɔt dɛn rɔn mit wan dansa. I de swɛt ɛn kik. Witcher nɔ mis di moment, i kɔt wan, dɔn di ɔda wan. Wɛl, ami we nɔ gɛt kɔmanda tan lɛk ship grup we nɔ gɛt shɛpad, if i nɔ it am, i go mek i fred!
  Naw di slev dɛn we bin tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt, bɔku pan dɛn bin gɛt klɔb, ɔ if i fayn, dɛn bin gɛt ɔn, bin tek inspɛkshɔn. Di taktik fɔ trowe fayv pan wan bin rili wok. I bin izi fɔ lɛ pɔsin fɔdɔm ɛn tramp ɔnda fut.
  - Nɔ mek dɛn kɔmɔt de! Kɔt yu leg dɛn! - Vedmakova ala tru wan vɔys amplifaya.
  Solntslava bin hack wit ɔlman. Aw di mɔsul dɛn fɔ dis diva bin de ple. Na fɔ natin bɔku pipul dɛn kin tink se uman we vɛks bad pas dɛbul. So i kɔt wan pan di wɔman dɛn tu, ɛn in bled, bay inertia, kɔt di ɔfisa we tinap biɛn am in trot. Di sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ mek sɔm tin dɛn we tan lɛk se dɛn de ɔganayz, bɔt dɛn day kwik kwik wan. Apat frɔm dat, di Sultanate bin du ɔltin fɔ mek shɔ se di sojaman fɔgɛt wetin na initiativ. Di ribel dɛn, dɛnsɛf bin rili gɛt sɛns fɔ push di Sultanate sojaman dɛn fɔ kɔmɔt nia di kɔkrɔs snɛl dɛn.
  - Nɔ mek dɛn sidɔm na di sadul! - Solntslava bin ala.
  Passa bin ad se:
  - Faya de kɔntrol di ɔs dɛn.
  Dis bin ɛp, kɔkrɔs snɛl dɛn bin bɔs insay di rank dɛn ɛn mek pipul dɛn fred mɔ. Dis bin mek bɔku fɛtman dɛn nɔ bin no wetin fɔ du, dɛn bigin fɔ rɔnawe. Bɔt na dis na di rayt tin we Witcher ɛn di slev dɛn bin de wet fɔ. Di fɛt bin go bifo te dɛn kil pipul dɛn ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa.
  Di wɔriman smɔl in rayt yay ɛn trowe tri dagɔ dɛn:
  - Wi nɔ go mek dɛn kɔmɔt!
  Fɔ rɔnawe na fɔ ful pɔsin pas fɔ fred! Afta ɔl, bɔku sojaman dɛn nɔ kin day we dɛn de rɔnata dɛn!
  Bik, lɛk bɔbɔ we rili fast, jomp pan wan pan di ɔfisa dɛn nɛk ɛn rayd am:
  - Fasta kɔkrɔs!
  Di dagɔ bin de sav instead ɔf spur, ɛn di po man nɔ bin ivin tray fɔ trowe am.
  Witcher, we notis dis, i ala se:
  - Wɔ tan lɛk gem fɔ domino, na brok brok domino nɔmɔ dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛda igen - di wɔl de ol!
  - Natin, mi bon dɛn yɔŋ ɛn strɔng! - Di bɔbɔ jomp ɔf ɛn slash na in nɛk. Afta dat, i ivin spid.
  Witcher bin stɔp pan wan bɔdi, bɔku bɔdi dɛn bin de ledɔm rawnd, bɔt di diva nɔ bin fɔdɔm, bɔt i jomp oba dɛn. Dɔn i bin slap wit sɔd dɛn. Di maynd we di sojaman dɛn we bin de fɛt agens dɛn bin gɛt bin dɔn, ɛn naw di wɔriman tɔn to pɔsin we de kil pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin ivin et blɔd. Witcher bin ala se:
  - Insay di nem fɔ ɔna! Ɛnibɔdi we trowe in wɛpɔn dɔŋ go liv! Sɔrɛnda, wɔriɔ dɛn na di Sultanate.
  Sɔm pipul dɛn bin de we bin obe di lɔ, bɔt bɔku pan dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ rɔnawe bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt op, ɛn sɔm bin fɔdɔm na dɛn ni.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, tɛn pawaful fɛtman dɛn bin sɔrɛnda to Bik wan tɛm. Sɔntɛm dɛn bin tink se i bɛtɛ fɔ trɔs dɛn fate to pikin. Di bɔbɔ ala se:
  - Fɔl pan yu fes!
  Di sojaman dɛn bin fɔdɔm. Bik bin de waka barefut na dɛn bak, pan ɔl we di pikin bin layt, di sojaman dɛn bin de kray bikɔs dɛn bin de fred. Dɔn di bɔbɔ kam wit di aidia if i fɔ fri insɛf frɔm in ɛnimi dɛn we i dɔn win. Bɔt afta dat, i drɛb di wikɛd tɛmteshɔn, bikɔs slev dɛn want fɔ bil bɛtɛ sosayti, ɛn nɔ ripit di rod we dɛn yon masta dɛn de du.
  - Okay, liv - smok di skay!
  Smɔl smɔl, di fɛt bin dɔn! Pan ɔl we i tan lɛk se di kil we dɛn kil pipul dɛn dɔn lɔng. Di Witcher kam mit wan rather skilled warrior. Afta we dɛn bin atak am bad bad wan, i bin dɔn pul in wɛpɔn dɛn, dɔn i mek i sɔprayz.
  - Wi nid dɛn wan ya!
  Dɛn bin trowe nɛt pan sɔm pan dɛn, bɔt sɔm nɔ bin de agens am. Di fɛt bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ dɔn, na di flay ɛn rɔnata nɔmɔ bin de drɛg. Witcherova insɛf bin lid di chase ɛn kil bɔku pipul dɛn, bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ pwɛl di wan ol ami te to di las sojaman.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, di yɔŋ man we bin de fɛt wɔ, wit sɔm ɔndrɛd slev dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs, bin disayd fɔ du wan tin we gɛt maynd, dat na fɔ tek di siti wantɛm wantɛm, we nɔ bin rɛdi fɔ difend.
  - Dis go bi wan strɔng muv. Wi nɔ go mek dɛn tek di jɛntri, ɛn di impɔtant tin, wi go rɔsh insay wi sholda.
  Bɔku duzin sojaman dɛn we bin de na di ami we dɛn bin dɔn win bin stil ebul fɔ jomp pan di kɔkrɔs snɛl dɛn ɛn rɔn go na di get.
  Dɛn nɔ opin wantɛm wantɛm, dɛn bin de agyu. We di get dɛn kam dɔŋ, di Witcha ɛn in ɔsman dɛn jomp kɔmɔt biɛn di fɔrɛst. I bin de ala yuz di bɔbɔ in divays se:
  - Na di nem fɔ di big Sultan Erifef! Pawaful riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn de rɔsh kam to yu! If yu want fɔ protɛkt di siti, mek di wɔman dɛn tek dɛn ples na di wɔl dɛn.
  Di gad dɛn we bin de slip nɔ bin no wantɛm wantɛm, mɔ bikɔs Witcher bin dɔn trowe wan rich klos pan insɛf we i bin tif frɔm di bɔdi dɛn. Di ɛlmɛt nɔmɔ gɛt valyu, i de spak lɛk ayskul na di san, wɛl, udat go nɔ gri fɔ tek da kayn nobul kɔmanda de.
  Ɛn di jentlman dɛn, di burgomaster, ɛn ɔda bigman dɛn, fɔ tru, nɔ bin de slip, dɛn "tek kia" fɔ dɛn pipul dɛn!
  Na wan smɔl il, wan fayn fayn pales bin de we gɛt kɔlɔn ɛn statu dɛn, we dɛn mek wit miks we dɛn miks di ol Roman ɛn ol Ist stayl. Fɔ bifo am, lɛk aw dɛn kin du na dis kɔntri, na wan big big statu fɔ Sultan Ɛrifef, wit wan watawɛl we de kɔmɔt biɛn in mɔt. Na di big ɔl i bin de mek nɔys ɛn fayn, myuzik bin de ple - wan fɛstival na bin mawnten. Nobul bigman dɛn na di sultanat bin stej wan Sabantuy. We dɛn wɛr dia dia toga dɛn we dɛn ɛmbroyd wit gold, dɛn bin de ledɔm pan pilo dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku tik dɛn, na tebul dɛn we gɛt bɔku bɔku it dɛn, wayn dɛn, ɛn lik dɛn bin de. Bɔku bɔku lamp dɛn bin de shayn na di tebul dɛn ɛn di wɔl dɛn. Ɔlsay na di ɛstate ɛn insay di kɔlonad dɛn, bɔku bɔku slev dɛn, slev gyal dɛn, slev bɔy dɛn ɛn bɔdi gad sojaman dɛn we bin de gayd di pales bin de flash. Di bigman dɛn bin de sip tost. Di chif nobulman, Sheikh du Pustemorov, bin frɔz na tu nekɛd hetaera dɛn an. I bin de shek shek ɛn kray lɛk man we gɛt pawa, i bin dɔn fri insɛf ɛn ala.
  -Ɛn naw na tɛm fɔ gɛt gladiator fɛt. Ɛn so i boring, blɔd nɔ de, ɛn di wayn nɔ de to di sol.
  Di bɔgl bin blo ɛn dɛn kɔl di wan dɛn we de fɛt fɔ kam na di arena. Frɔm di kɔstɔm, di wan dɛn we layt pas ɔl ɛn di wan dɛn we yɔŋ pas ɔl fɔ fɛt fɔs. Bɔt di shek bin jɔs gɛt wan batch fɔ tren slev dɛn, ɛn i bin want fɔ jɔyn tu kayn ɛnjɔymɛnt: ɛrotiks ɛn blɔd.
  Faya bin de bɔn na di sɛntrɔm pan di smɔl Kɔlɔsiɔm, tɔch dɛn we dɛn mek wit glas bin de gi wan layt we rili brayt wit wan pepul tint, di wayt grɔn bin de shayn, we de mek di podium luk gladi. Di fɔs pɔsin we rɔn go na di stej na bin wan titi we gɛt mɔsul ɛn slɛnd ɛn we wɛr lɛda bɛlt. Lɛk fɔs klas jimnast, i bin du tu sɔmsalt ɛn waka pan in an. Dɔn i tinap bifo di prins, i frɔz, i krɔs sɔd ɛn dagɔ wit dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn de we dɛn kɔl am mirmillon. Pan ɔl we di titi kin tek pat pan biuti kɔntes, aw in skin ɛn in ia saf, velvet, i bin dɔn gɛt wan big skata na in fes. Di nɛks pɔsin we jomp insɛf bin waka pan in an dɛn. In wɛpɔn dɛn na bin trident ɛn shɔt nɛt - wan ritiary. Afta i dɔn strɛch, i tinap bifo di ɛnimi. I bin yɔŋ man, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i bi bɔbɔ, i bin stil nɔ gɛt biad wit wan saful gyal fes we miks man ɛn in wɛf bin de de bin mek di akshɔn gɛt spɛshal ɛrotiks; I tan lɛk se di patna dɛn dɔn sabi dɛnsɛf fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn dɛn de wink.
  - Wetin na Caisca! A nɔ bin tink se wi go mit lɛk dis! - Di bɔbɔ se wit sɔri-at.
  "Yu na bin fayn man, bɔt naw dɛn go kɛr yu sol go na di fɔs fɔstɛm faya!" - Di gyal ansa rud wan.
  - Wetin mek yu so kruk! Wi stil na vajin, wi fɔ liv! - Di yɔŋ man se wit timid op.
  - Dis nɔ go ɛp wi! Ivin di gɔd dɛn nɔ lɛk slev dɛn!
  Di trenin na di gladiator skul bin tranga ɛn di skata dɛn bin de na di nekɛd shayn bɔdi dɛn fɔ di yɔŋ fɛtman dɛn.
  Di krawd bin gɛt layf, dɛn bin de bet, wayl ala ala bin ɛnkɔrej di yɔŋ gladiat dɛn, we i klia se dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ fɛt.
  Di sheikh in wɛf pul wan lɛda bag.
  - Fifti gold fɔ Kaiska! "I bin de flash in big tit dɛn.
  - Mek wi stat! Di sheikh giv di signal.
  So difrɛn ɛn di sem tɛm we dɛn gɛt bɔku tin dɛn we kɔmɔn, di wɔri pipul dɛn kam togɛda, dɛn muvmɛnt bin fast ɛn chaotic. Fɔs, di wɔriman we gɛt di trident bin tray fɔ trowe nɛt, bɔt i mis ɛn in ɛnimi, we bin de jomp pan am bad bad wan, bin ebul fɔ slash am na in bɛlɛ wit dagɔ. Di yɔŋ man jomp bak ɛn nak di trident na in chɛst, bɔt i jɔs skrach di skin smɔl. Bɔt, di we aw i bin de manej di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ tɔn bak. I waka go ɛn ledɔm pan di nɛt, ɛn i nɔ alaw di gladiat we i bin lɛk trade fɔ kam nia am.
  - Una man dɛn na stupid! Dis min se dɛn dɔn disayd fɔ win! - Di gyal se wit prawd.
  - Aw dɛn bɔn am? - Di yɔŋ man bin luk shem.
  Wantɛm wantɛm di retiarius wit di trident grap di gravel wit in an ɛn trowe am na in fes. Di manejmɛnt bin gɛt ɛfɛkt, di titi lɔk in yay, ɛn na da sem sɛkɔn de di trident bin chuk in abs.
  We di yɔŋ gladiator bin de kray bikɔs i bin de fil pen, i bin de kray, bɔt pan ɔl dat, i bin ebul fɔ put di bled insay di sholda. Retiarius bin ala ɛn pul in wɛpɔn. Di sɔd bin de shayn lɛk laytin, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i chuk in nɛk. Di gladiator bin tɔn bak, dɛn kɔt in chɛst. Di yɔŋ man bin de kray bikɔs i bin de fil pen ɛn i drɔp in trident. Dɔn di pɔsin we de fɛt am jomp pan am ɛn trowe wan dagɔ. Di swing bin wik smɔl, ɛn di tip bin de chuk di bɔdi na di leg. Retiarius ala ɛn fɔdɔm, dɔn i pik di dagɔ ɛn tray fɔ grap, na da tɛm de di sɔd nak am na in nɛk. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs in kɔnshɛns, i bin nak di myrmillon bled insay di solar plexus. Di man ɛn in wɛf we bin lɛk dɛnsɛf trade (lɛk Romio ɛn Juliet) bin fɔdɔm na di grɔn day. Di ɔdiɛns we bin dɔn chak bin de laf ɛn ala. Tri slev dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd ɛn we gɛt fɔrɛst we de kɔmɔt na do ɛn we de kɔmɔt na do, bin rɔn go na di arena, dɛn bin de bɔn di wan dɛn we lɔs, bɔt we gɛt fridɔm pan Gɔd biznɛs, wit wan wam ayɛn. Afta dɛn dɔn mek shɔ se dɛn dɔn day, dɛn huk dɛn wit dɛn rib ɛn drɛg dɛn kɔmɔt na di stej. Di ples we blɔd bin de, bin kɔba wit kol.
  -Dem go go it insekt. - Sheikh in wɛf Demeter bin pul in ɔs tit. - I sɔri fɔ no se di bon dɛn tu smɔl, di animal dɛn go kɔntinyu fɔ angri.
  - Nɔ mit ɛn kuk nɔ go de. I sɔri, rili, tu-tri pan dɛn bin fɔ dɔn tɔn aut fɔ bi atlet dɛn we rili prɔmis! - Di sheikh bin grɔmbul.
  - Na yu bed? - Di diva aks wit sarkas.
  - Yu nɔ tink! Di titi fayn, ɛn di bɔbɔ kin bi yu yon. "Di sheik bin gɛt bɔku prɔgrɛs we i bin de tink, i bin biliv se uman kin rili ɛnjɔy in bɔdi we fat wit yɔŋ slev.
  - Smɔl ɛn fraylayz! Wi no get oda pair laik dis? - Demeter bin aks.
  - Na ɔnfɔni, nɔ de! Mek wi luk di yong shift we dem sen to wi from di neba skul. - Di sheikh bin grin.
  - Sɔntɛm i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ dɛn gro! If nɔto dat, wi go kil ɔl wi prizina dɛn. - We dɛn nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di nobul in wɛf sho sɔri-at.
  - Di nyus bɔt di slev rivolt tu gladi ɛn a want fɔ sɛlibret am to di fulest. - Di nobul man shek in bɛlɛ.
  - Unless, of course, Etymon get bifo yu! - Di fat gyal bin de tiz.
  - Na so wan nɔ-ɛntiti! Ɔl di bɛtɛ, lɛ wi dɔn ɔl di gladiator dɛn naw ɛn pul di fulman pan di spɛktakl. Kam pan nyu wan dɛn! - Di sheikh bin grɔmbul.
  - Dis nɔto jɔs nyu pipul dɛn. - Dimita lik in lip
  Di gong de blo bak ɛn di wɔri bɔy dɛn rɔn go insay di arena. Dɛn luk lɛk fɔtin to fayvtin ia, dɛn gɛt fayn brayt sholda ɛn chɛst. Lɛk di wan dɛn we bin dɔn fɛt trade, i kin du sɔmsalt ɛn rɔn pan in an. Bikɔs dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi rɔn go na di podium, dɛn wɛr wɛpɔn, ɛlmɛt, chɛst klos, shild ɛn sɔd. Wan gɛt stret bled, ɛn di ɔda wan gɛt kɔba bled lɛk saber. Di abs we dɛn skapul opin ɛn yu kin si skata pan am. Di bɔbɔ we tinap na di rayt say dɔn mɛn kɔt dɛn we de rɔn akɔdin to in chɛst insay tri layn dɛn.
  Di skin gɛt bɔku ɔyl ɛn i de shayn.
  Di manija de anɔys.
  -Di fambul fɛtman dɛn Fudoros wit kɔba saber ɛn Saflorov wit wan stret sɔd de du na di ring. Fudoros gɛt siks fɛt ɛn Saflorov gɛt sɛvin. Dɛn bin kil ɔl dɛn rival dɛn wantɛm wantɛm ɔ dɛn bin chuk dɛn te dɛn day bay di pipul dɛn disayd. Di manija pɔynt in finga pan di krawd. Di wan dɛn we want fɔ bet dɔn apia bak. Di Sheikh bin de bark.
  - Wan ɔndrɛd gold kɔyn fɔ Saflorov.
  Dɛn bin dɔn bet kwik kwik wan, di bigman dɛn bin swɛ. Dɛn tu bin ivin gɛt fɛt-fɛt. Wan splash wan glas wayn, di ɔda wan nak am na in fes wit fat leg. Di hetaeras ɛn di gad dɛn rɔsh fɔ mek di pipul dɛn we bin de vɛks bad bad wan, kol. Di sheikh in wɛf, imperious, impudent, fat, bark:
  -Wet fɔ! Kil!
  Di gladiat dɛn bin kam togɛda. Dis tɛm, dɛn tek dɛn tɛm, ɛn tɛst dɛnsɛf wit tek tɛm blo. We di sɔd dɛn bin de rɔsh, dɛn bin de shayn smɔl, di shild dɛn bin de shek shek. Di pɔblik nɔ bin rili lɛk dis kɔtyushɔn i ala wit nɔ gladi ɛn bon dɛn flay go to di fɛtman dɛn. Di sheikh tɔn di tre ɛn kam kɔba wit wayn ɛn jam. Dɔn i spit ɛn ala wit wamat.
  -If yu no fait, a go mek yu hang opsaid daun. Bɔku prɛs savayj "janissaries" rɔn pan di podium, dɛn brandish spia, demonstret pokes insay di opin bak. Saflorov bin go pan di ɔfɛnsif, atak wit wamat, i kik in kɔmpin na in ni. Di titi step bak, muv in sɔd smɔl to di sayd, in ɛnimi slash akɔdin to in chɛst. Wan plet we nɔ bin skru fayn bin fɔdɔm na di bɔt. Di nɛks atak bin lɛf dip mak na di skin ɛn tik tik blɔd bin de flɔ. Fudoros bin tɔn bak, wan pan di fɛtman dɛn we gɛt ia bin bit am na in leg. Ɛn we di bɔbɔ bin de shem, Saflɔrov bin nak in ɛlmɛt wit wamat sote i stɛp ɛn fɔdɔm. Di shɔk mek di "ɛlmɛt" flay go, ɛn i sho wan wayt ed we gɛt wan bɔmp we dɔn swel na in fɔɛd. Saflorov put di bled na in chɛst we bin de fred. I glan saydway pan di "ɔdiɛns".
  A bin de wet fɔ wan sayn. We bɔku pan dɛn de rɔn tru dɛn ia, dat min se dɛn fɔ kil, ɛn we dɛn prɛs dɛn an dɛn fɔ mek lɔk, dat min se dɛn fɔ sɔri fɔ dɛn.
  Bɔt, dɛn nɔ bin de rid sɔri-at na di faya fes dɛn. Klosap ɔlman, ivin uman ɛn titi dɛn, bin de rɔn dɛn an oba dɛn trot.
  -Day! Finish am ɔf!
  Di sheikh in wɛf bin de bark wit provok.
  - I bin ɔf tu chip. Gi mi am fɔ wan nɛt.
  Saflorov bin de shem, i bin prɛs di titi we dɛn bin win in nekɛd chɛst layt wan, ɛn wan drop blɔd bin kɔmɔt. Dɔn, bikɔs i nɔ bin gɛt op, i trowe di sɔd.
  -A nɔ ebul! Na in na mi padi.
  Di nɔys bin stɔp wantɛm wantɛm ɛn nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de tɔk natin we de mek pɔsin day.
  -Wetin! - Di sheikh bin vɛks bad bad wan. -Yu nɔ gri fɔ kil di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn win. Kej dɛn ɔl tu, afta dat, dɛn go mek dɛn sɔfa bad bad wan bifo di wan ol gladiator skul.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn rɔn go nia Fudoros, splash wata na in fes, dɔn fɔ ɛp am fɔ kam bak kwik kwik wan, dɛn bɔn in il we nɔ gɛt natin wit ɔt ayɛn. Di bɔbɔ ala, jomp ɛn trowe tu lasɔ wantɛm wantɛm rawnd in nɛk. Saflorov bin tray fɔ tinap, i fɛt wan duzin sɔd dɛn wan tɛm, fred bin gi am trɛnk. Bɔt wan pan di wan dɛn we shot bin nak in leg wit aro. Di pɔyzin mek di yɔŋ man paralayz, bɔt i nɔ kil am. Afta dɛn dɔn tay dɛn ɔl tu, dɛn lɔk dɛn na wan kech. Dɛn bin bit Saflorov na in rib dɛn wit ɔt stik, in skin bigin fɔ smok, ɛn di bɔbɔ we gɛt sizin bin gɛt maynd fɔ bia di injɛkshɔn dɛn. Bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn bin put di sɔfa we dɛn bin de mek tu bɔy pikin dɛn we nɔ bin de obe dɛn sɔfa fɔ mek dɛn go it dɛzat.
  Di sheikh in wɛf bin spak se:
  - Dem shud bi mi hubby. Yu no se a na pɔsin we de mek nyu tin dɛn.
  - A no, bɔt jɔs luk, a kin gɛt jɛlɔs. Di man dɛn fayn ɛn dɛn kin ɔlrɛdi mared. - Di sheikh bin bare in tit.
  - Most likely, dem ivin mared! Afta ɔl, dɛn slev ya na di slev dɛn we strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn we fɔ bɔku! - Di fat gyal wink.
  - Gladiators na di kala fɔ bondage! A wish se a bin ebul fɔ gɛt dɛn ɛn mek dɛn wɛf dɛn sɔfa. - Di sheikh bin grin.
  - Wi go mek am! Bay di we, gyal pikin dɛn bak.
  Naw di uman dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɛt. Tu diva dɛn we bin wɛr af-af nekɛd ɛn we wɛr loinklɔt nɔmɔ bin kam insay di arena. Dɛn bin chen dɛn wit dɛn nɛk ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ separet dɛnsɛf. Wɛpɔn dɛn: tu dagɔ dɛn de na ɛni an. I klia se di fɛt go bi kruk ɛn i nɔ go tu lɔng. Wan titi bin fayn, di ɔda wan bin gɛt blak ia, dɛn ɔl tu bin gɛt lɔng lɔng ia.
  -Fɔ fɛt! - di thug bin de tɛnda.
  -A nɔ go bet! - Di sheikh in wɛf bark. - Dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi bad omen.
  Di po uman dɛn kam togɛda. I bin de mek pɔsin fred, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ wan pan dɛn in bɛlɛ rɔtin, di ɔda wan bin wund na in chɛst. We di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kɔt dɛnsɛf, dɛn kik dɛn wit dɛn fut, ɛn dɛn bin de kɔt dɛn bɔdi. Bɔku blɔd bin de flɔ ɛn dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt de ɛn rɔnawe. Fɔ dɔn, wan pan dɛn, we bin dɔn kɔt kpatakpata, bin fɔdɔm na in ni. Di uman we gɛt blak ia bin laf, i bin de tray fɔ dɔn am, bɔt afta dat, i rɔn go insay wan bad bad blo frɔm in bɔt to in rib. We i bin de kray, i bin stil ebul fɔ nak di pɔsin we du di bad tin na in bak ed. Dɛn tu fayn uman dɛn ya we dɛn kɔt kɔt dɛn bɔdi bin fɔdɔm pan di grɔn, dɛn bin de flɔt bɔku tɛm, ɛn dɛn bin frɔz. Di shaggy "janissaries" dɛn rɔn go nia dɛn ɛn chuk dɛn wit ɔt ayɛn. Di wɔri gyal dɛn nɔ bin muf.
  -Agen, mɔ pas wan bet nɔ bin wok aut. Dɛn ɔl tu dɔn day.
  Di pipul dɛn at bin pwɛl, pan ɔl we fɔ si di kil insɛf kin rili fayn. Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ win yet.
  Insay dis sityueshɔn, na nyu fɛt nɔmɔ go ebul fɔ sev di prɔblɛm. Di izi wam-ap dɔn dɔn ɛn na tɛm fɔ siriɔs biznɛs.
  Fiftin gladiator dɛn we wɛr ɔrɛnj klos we gɛt pɔt, wit tri blak fɛda dɛn na dɛn slaim, bin rɔsh go insay di arena. Dɛn bin gɛt shɔt sɔd dɛn we kɔba; na dɛn an dɛn bin de ol smɔl smɔl skwea shild dɛn we gɛt kɔnvɛks say, dɛn bin de yuz ɛlmɛt dɛn we nɔ gɛt vayza fɔ protɛkt dɛn ed. Biɛn dis grup, fɛtman dɛn bin de rɔn kɔmɔt we wɛr brayt rɛd tyunik, dɛn bin gɛt shɔt bɔt stret sɔd dɛn bak, wit wan smɔl rawnd shild ɛn ayɛn ankɔ we kɔba di raytan, we nɔ shild de protɛkt, ɛn wan ni pad we de protɛkt di lɛft leg. Grin fɛda dɛn we bin de pan di ɛlmɛt dɛn we bin de slipul bin kɔmplit di pikchɔ.
  We dɛn tinap nia dɛnsɛf, dɛn butu. Dis tɛm di bet na fɔ bɔku bɔku mɔni, ɛn gold bin de flɔ frɔm wan an to an.
  -I nɔ go bi se dɛn kil dɛn ɔl! - Na im di sheikh in wɛf se. Sɔmbɔdi go mɔs win!
  - So put yu bet, dis na di las fɛt. Si, i dɔn ɔlrɛdi do! - Di sheikh we taya se wit iritashɔn.
  - Dɔn i go siriɔs! Wan tawzin gold drakma pan rɛd wan dɛn. - Di fat uman swɛt.
  - Wetin mek pan dɛn? - Wetin mek dɛn? - Di nobulman ripit tu tɛm, i sɔprayz.
  - Bikɔs di yay dɛn meaner!
  Di manija ala sɔntin. Di hysterical sawnd fɔ wan trɔmpɛt bin de blo. Ivin di tɔch dɛn bin de blink, lɛk se sɔntin dɔn go insay di monsta dɛn yay.
  Di tɔk, nɔys, laf, ɛn chomp bin stɔp: ɔl di yay bin de pan di fɛtman dɛn. Di fɔs fɛt-fɛt bin rili bad: midul di saylɛns we bin de mek pɔsin yɛri, dɛn bin yɛri di sɔd dɛn we dɛn bin de blo pan shild dɛn shap shap. Fɛda dɛn, smɔl smɔl ɛlmɛt dɛn, pat dɛn pan brok brok shild dɛn bin de flay krɔs di arena, ɛn di gladiat dɛn we bin gladi ɛn we bin de pant bin de bit dɛnsɛf blo afta dɛn blo. I nɔ rich tri minit yet frɔm we di fɛt bigin, ɛn blɔd bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi shed: 4 gladiat dɛn bin de rɔtin bikɔs dɛn bin de fil pen, ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de fɛt bin tramp dɛn ɔnda fut. Wan pan di wan dɛn we bin ledɔm rawnd bin ol in patna in leg ɛn tɔn in fut. I flay dɔŋ, ɛn kɔt in an.
  Di prins in wɛf we nɔ bin satisfay, we nem Dimita, bin trowe wan bon we dɛn bin dɔn swɛla insay di ring.
  - Reds, if yu win, a go giv yu wan glas of wain!
  As i kin apin bɔku tɛm, di ɔpɔzit bin apin: dɛn win di big fɛtman frɔm di tim we Dimita bin de rut fɔ. Tri sɔd dɛn bin chuk di brayt chɛst wan tɛm, ɛn wan bon we nɔ bin de na di rayt tɛm bin lɛf na di lida we nɔ bin gɛt laki in an.
  Di pipul dɛn we bin de wach di fɛt bin fala di blɔd chenj dɛn we bin apin na di fɛt wit gladi at ɛn tɛnsiɔn. Dɛn bin de ala lɛk bɔku bɔku kaw dɛn we wund. Di lokal ilit dɛn bin fred, vɛks, ɛnkɔrej di fɛtman dɛn. Di rank dɛn fɔ di gladiat dɛn bin tan, di fɛt bin brok to difrɛn fɛt-fɛt dɛn.
  Na dis tɛm, we di bigman pipul dɛn bin de ɛnjɔy ɛn opin wan "goof" de lap di blɔd, di brayt ribel dɛn kil di gad dɛn we bin de slip. Pobedonostsev, togɛda wit wan anful brayt man dɛn, bin krɔs di bɔdi gad dɛn ɛn na in na bin di fɔs pɔsin we brok insay di pales.
  Di nɔys we di wan dɛn we tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bin de kam nia bin mek dɛn stɔp di fɛt. Di bigman dɛn, we bin de shek shek, bin tray fɔ pik dɛn sɔd dɛn. Di yɔŋ ribel lida ala lawd wan se:
  - Wetin a de si! Una kil unasɛf fɔ di amusement fɔ di skɔndɛl dɛn! Di reptayl dɛn we dɔn gɛt layf bak nɔ ivin ebul fɔ es sɔd, dɛn bɛlɛ tu mɔs de ambɔg dɛn. If yu gɛt ivin smɔl prawd we lɛf pan yu, kɔt dis bad bad tin.
  I bin tan lɛk se di gladiat dɛn bin de wet fɔ jɔs dis: dɛn rɔsh go nia di ship dɛn we fat.
  Di savant slev dɛn bin jomp na sayd, dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ day fɔ dɛn masta dɛn we dɛn et, ɛn di bɔbɔ dɛn bin ivin bigin fɔ trowe tre ɛn it pan di bigman dɛn.
  Dimita bin ala se:
  - Kil dɛn ɔl!
  Dɔn wan kristal wayn glas fɔdɔm na in ed, ɛn nak di bitch kɔmɔt.
  Witcher bin vɛks. I kɔt di jɛntriman dɛn na di siti, ɛn i bin de kɔt kɔt dɛn mit.
  I nɔ bin at, bɔt i bin rili bad. Pass in kɔmpin ɔltɛm bin de fɛt nia am. Bik nɔ bin de biɛn, ɛn di gladiat dɛn bin tek revaŋg pan dɛn jelman dɛn.
  Di slev dɛn we bin dak bin es di manija ɔp di huk, dɛn ala se:
  - Wi na wi yon! Dɛn na slev jɔs lɛk yu!
  - So pruv am wit sɔd! - I ala, ɛn di kandul dɛn we de na di Witcher"s chandeliers bigin fɔ shek.
  Di sheikh tray fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt Bik trip am ɛn tɔn ɔni dɔŋ in kɔla:
  - Wel, wia yu nid? No sizin nɔ de.
  Solntslava kɔt tu bigman dɛn ed wan tɛm insay wan fɔdɔm, ɛn krɔs di tɔd wan in jaw wit in ni. Bɔt, ivin di semblance fɔ fɛt nɔ bin de igen, di slev dɛn bin jɔs de tek revaŋg. Di wan dɛn we lɛf pan di gad dɛn rɔnawe, ɛn di pati dɛn, ivin we dɛn bin gɛt di bɛst shep, nɔ bin tinap fɔ siriɔs sojaman dɛn. Dɛn kil dɛn ɔl bifo Witcher kol. Na di chif sheik nɔmɔ bin stil de alayv, Bik bin de pul in ia. Vedmakov bin drɛb di bɔbɔ we nɔ bin de tink gud wan:
  - Dis na nobul pɔsin. I go fayn fɔ wi!
  . CHAPTER No. 12.
  Di Jamani dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ atak Stalingrad. I bin tan lɛk se na smɔl tin nɔmɔ lɛf, bɔt i bin rili at fɔ pas di las wan. Ivin di bɔku bɔku we aw dɛn bin de yuz Sturmtigers nɔ bin ɛp. Pan ɔl we di pwɛl pwɛl we di jet bɔm dɛn bin pwɛl bin rili bɔku. Wan ɔda tin we dɛn bin de yuz na napalm bɔm dɛn.
  Di batalyɔn we gɛt gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn tan, bɔt di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin stil de fɛt. Insay Ɔktoba 20, sno bigin fɔ fɔdɔm, ɛn di fayn fayn wan dɛn ɔl nɔ bin wɛr fut. Dɛn kin lɛf fayn fayn mak dɛn na di wayt bedsprɛd.
  Nays gyal pikin dɛn bin de rol rawnd na di sno smɔl ɛn klin. Matryona, afta dɛn kech Seryozhka, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛn ples fɔ insɛf. I go fayn fɔ lɛ wi lɔs da kayn smat ɛn fayn bɔbɔ de. Ɛn wetin bin de wet fɔ am we di fasist dɛn bin de kapchɔ am? Fɔs, dɛn go mek dɛn sɔfa, dɔn dɛn go kil am!
  Di bɔbɔ bin rili nia fɔ mek dɛn shot am, bɔt i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di mayn dɛn. Bikɔs di ovasia bin de wok fɔ siksti awa ɛvride, ɛn i nɔ bin de it bɛtɛ tin fɔ it, ɛn i bin de wet fɔ Seryozhka.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, di bɔbɔ dɔn ɔlrɛdi de na di ples usay dɛn de kɔt ston, ɛn i de wok de lɛk dɔnki. Bɔt i wam pasmak ɔnda grɔn pas di wata we de ɔp. Ɛn di wɔman dɛn, fɔ mek dɛn nɔ friz, dɛn kin fos dɛn fɔ jomp ɛn rɔn. Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn kin fɛt. Na ya di pawaful Layɔn tank de kam. I gɔn na 150 mm, i kin wok mɔ ɛn i kin wok fɔ fɛt wɔ na di siti. Di Fritz lɛk dis tank, i so wɛl protɛkt frɔm difrɛn say dɛn.
  "Mouse" de kray smɔl biɛn. Wan Jaman motoka we we tu ɔndrɛd tan bin gɛt bak 150 mm kanɔn ɛn sɛvinti fayv kanɔn. So bɔku mɔ prɛktikal. Di nɔmba fɔ di mashin gɔn dɛn dɔn go ɔp to 4, ɛn i nɔ izi fɔ go nia di tank.
  Anyuta, Maria en Alla de trai fo gouge di mastodon togeda. Dɛn kin tek tɛm go nia am.
  Anyuta bin siŋ wit zil:
  - Aw wi bin de liv, fɛt, ɛn nɔ de fred day... So frɔm naw, mi ɛn yu go liv! Ɛn na di ay ay ples dɛn we gɛt sta dɛn, ɛn mawnten dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, insay si wɔ ɛn faya faya! Ɛn insay faya we gɛt wamat ɛn we vɛks bad bad wan!
  "Mause" na bin di las modifyeshɔn, wit siks mashin gɔn, tu kɔaksial wit barɛl, ɛn 4 we de rɔta pan hinj.
  Maria, we bin de kray na di sno, bin hiss:
  - Wi nɔ go ɛva giv ɔp! Afta ɔl, Jizɔs we na Gɔd we de ɔp pas ɔlman de wit wi!
  Di titi, we de kam nia, trowe di paket we de bɔn pan di Maus in katapila. Wan lawd nɔys bin de ɔnda di shild ɛn di rɔla bin bɔs.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ala wit gladi at se:
  - Get wan fasist!
  Alla swing in an ɛn trowe wan fragmɛnt grenade pan di Fritz. Di fasist bin trowe di blast wef, ɛn wit am, dɛn kɔt tu blak sojaman dɛn ed we kɔmɔt na di kɔlonial sojaman dɛn.
  Di fayn uman we gɛt rɛd ia bin wispa se:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land ɛn Stalin!
  Anyuta trowe di eksploziv paket bak... Dis taim i no so saksesful, i hit di armor en explod pan di surface of di steel shell.
  Di titi tɔk wit vɛks se:
  - Eh, a bin mes op!
  Ɛn i bin kray fɔ fɛn nyu pat pan di tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ bɔn na os. In rawnd il dɛn we bin rɛd bikɔs ɔf di kol, bin de flash. Wan titi we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ nekɛd bin kray na di sno, ɛn i nɔ bin fil fayn smɔl. Bɔt wi kin ebul fɔ bia. Pantap dat, we dɛn de shel, di sno kin mɛlt.
  Anyuta bin ivin siŋ se:
  - A no se i nɔ go te igen di kol go dɔn,
  Di strim go rɔsh pas lawd wan...
  Ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɔn tru di pɔt dɛn - .
  Girls we nɔ gɛt fut!
  Di gyal shot, ɛn di Arab frɔm di kɔlonial sojaman dɛn fɔdɔm. We ɛnimi dɛn de tray fɔ wok na smɔl grup dɛn, dat kin mek dɛn lɔs bad bad tin dɛn.
  Di Maus in shɔt kanɔn de faya fragmɛnt bak. Shel dɛn de bɔn sɔmsay na di smok. Ɛn bɔku bɔku brek dɛn...
  Di Jaman dɛn dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ tek Stalingrad... Na smɔl tin nɔmɔ lɛf. Bɔt na dis na di rayt tin we de mek di Wehrmacht nɔ ebul fɔ yuz big bɔm ɛn ebi ebi artileri. Di Fritz dɛn bin mek fɔrina dɛn go bifo, we dɛn nɔ bin sɔri fɔ.
  Maria bin faya in rayf. Di fasist mɛsenja fɔdɔm ɛn rol oba di ston dɛn we de na di ruins.
  Di titi bin de rɔb in bɔdi we nɔ gɛt natin wit skarlet nipples. Dɛn ɔl na wɔriɔ wɔriɔ - dɛn de jomp rawnd insay dɛn ɔndapant. Bɔt i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ no hit dɛn de pan dɛn. I tan lɛk se nuditi sɔm kayn we de protɛkt biutiman dɛn mɔ. Bikɔs dɛn ebul fɔ liv na da kayn ɛl de!
  Alla shek di miks we sno ɛn dɔti gɛt ɛn shot bak. I bin nak wan blak fɛtman rayt na in yay. Wan smart bitch, yu no fit se enitin.
  Di tri gyal pikin dɛn go nia Maus bak. I nɔ kin izi fɔ mek pɔsin go insay motoka we gɛt da kayn tik tik klos de frɔm ɔlsay. Bɔt di wɔri pipul dɛn ful-ɔp wit op. If yu nɔ ebul fɔ pier di shel insɛf, den wetin mek yu nɔ tear di barɛl.
  Alla, we bin de kik dɔti klod wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, bin siŋ:
  - Wi trut, wi trut... Lɛk di san in rayt! Wi tumara go brayt, strim go kɔmɔt na di mawnten dɛn!
  Fɔ lɔng tɛm naw, uman wɔriɔ dɛn dɔn gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn wit MP-44 dɛn we dɛn dɔn kapchɔ. Dɛn mashin gɔn dɛn ya gɛt lɔng say fɔ fɛt. Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn kin gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ faya. Di blak pipul dɛn de fɔdɔm bak. Dɛn mek watawɛl dɛn we gɛt rɛd blɔd kɔmɔt.
  Maria, we bin de shot, wit ɔl tu rayf ɛn mashin gɔn we dɛn kapchɔ na in sholda, bin siŋ:
  - Di insidious spaida shap in sting,
  Ɛn i de drink oli, Rɔshian blɔd we kɔmɔt na Rɔshia!
  Fɔ in ɛnimi, ɔltin nɔ go du ɛn i go kil,
  Udat gɛt lɔv fɔ Rɔshia!
  Lɔv fɔ Rɔshia!
  Di titi sɛn bulɛt to di difrɛn difrɛn "gad" dɛn we bin de kray kɔmɔt na di krak krak krak. Di fayn uman bin smayl, pan ɔl we in fes bin dɔn wik, i bin stil gɛt in fayn fayn tin ɛn in fayn fayn tin dɛn.
  Jɛnɛral wan, ɔl di gyal pikin dɛn we de na dɛn batalyɔn kin fayn. Fɔ ɛgzampul, na ya di Tatar Sɛrafim dɛn de. In papa na Tatar, bɔt in mama kɔmɔt na Belarus, ɛn frɔm in Seraphima in ia gɛt di kɔlɔ we gɛt rayp wit. Dɔn bak, na fayn gyal pikin, i nɔ wɛr fut ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i nekɛd. Ɛn i de faya frɔm wan mashin gɔn we dɛn dɔn kech insay shɔt bɔst dɛn. Ɛn fasist dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɔda sojaman dɛn de kres kam nia am.
  Serafima de shot kwik kwik wan. Maria we gɛt gold ia bin ledɔm nia am. Dɛn tu gyal pikin dɛn ya de faya ɛn siŋ.
  - Mama kɔntri! - Maria bin stat...
  - Ɛn di ami! - I kɔntinyu, i shot Sɛrafim.
  Maria bin twit se:
  - Dis...
  We dɛn bin de faya ɛn bit di pipul dɛn we gɛt kɔlɔ, Serapima bin ripɔt se:
  - Tu pila dɛn!
  Maria, we de grin, bin twit se:
  - Na di...
  Serapima bin faya ɛn ad se:
  - Us...
  Maria, we bin dɔn kɔt fayv, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - I de ol am!
  Serapima, we de faya, salut:
  - Plɛnet!
  Maria, we de shot, bin twit se:
  - Chɛst...
  Serapima, we de shot, we de pur:
  - Wi go protɛkt...
  Maria bin brok di fasist in ed ɛn se:
  - Wi yu....
  Sɛrafim bin kɔt di Nazi dɛn wit bulɛt ɛn his:
  - Wan kɔntri!
  Maria, we de sɛn bulɛt dɛn we dɛn dɔn aim fayn fayn wan, bin twit se:
  - Ɔlman....
  Seraphima, we bin de shot mɔ ɛn mɔ kɔrɛkt wan, bin ad se:
  - Pipul dɛn!
  Maria, we bin de trowe in dɔti gold ia frɔm in fɔɛd, bin siŋ se:
  - Rath we de na di...
  Serafhim bulet, ɛn sɛn shot, we dɛn gi:
  - Yu yon...
  Maria, we bin de nak di fasist na in trot, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Wam!
  Di blant Tatar uman, we de sɛn shot, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Klaud dɛn...
  Maria, we bin de shot kɔrɛkt wan, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Kol!
  Serapima bin grin ɛn chip:
  - Wel ɛn...
  Maria shot kɔrɛkt wan ɛn ala se:
  - San!
  Serapima, we bin de faya insay bɔrst, bin his:
  - I de hot!
  Maria kɔntinyu fɔ laf:
  - Otomatik...
  Serapima, lɛk se i de dayrɛkt faya, bin de ala se:
  - Nater...
  Maria ad shot dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan:
  - Sholda...
  Serapima ad wit wan chuckle:
  - To di sojaman!
  Maria bin siŋ wit zil, i bin de shot:
  - A go dig...
  Serafima, we de kɔndɔkt fɛt faya, ad se:
  - Di grev....
  Maria, we bin dɔn fɔdɔm di Afrikan, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - To di ɛnimi!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin dɔn wit di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Ɛn dɛn bin fos am fɔ rɔn kwik kwik wan fɔ kɔba. Saplae kross di Volga rili at. Bɔm ɛn shel ɔltɛm. Na dis wan na wan kɔmni we de mek pipul dɛn gɛt mɔ trɛnk we de kɔmɔt na di ɔda say.
  Fawndeshɔn dɛn we gɛt sprɛy ɛn dɔti tin dɛn kin bɔn rawnd di bot dɛn. Stormtroopers de ala na di skay. Di Focke-Wulfs de flay insay. Ɛn dɛn kin trowe bɔm pan dɛn.
  Bɔku bot dɛn bin brok. Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn drawn ɛn day.
  Di ɛnimi dɛn artileri faya dɔn ɔlrɛdi tu dense.
  Ivin na nɛt di Fritz dɛn kin kip ɔltin ɔnda faya. Ɛn dɛn dayv bɔm dɛn de rɔsh rawnd. Inklud granpa Yu-87. Pan ɔl we jet ayrakt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi go insay prodakshɔn.
  Na dis na di lijen Soviet Yak-9. I de fɛt wit di Jamani ME-309. Agility, spid ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn kam togɛda. Di Jaman de tray fɔ win di Soviet mashin pan di fɔs pas. Bɔt i nɔ ebul fɔ du am. Di yak insɛf de tray fɔ go biɛn, bɔt di Nazi rɔnawe bikɔs i de spid bad bad wan.
  Wan Jaman we fast pas am, wit wɛpɔn dɛn we strɔng pas am, agens wan Rɔshian we ebul fɔ muv mɔ. Bɔt di flay we de flay kwik kwik wan de kɔntinyu. Di fasist yuz sɛvin faya pɔynt dɛn agens sɛvin, ɛn i nak di Soviet motoka. I nɔ de spid igen ɛn i bigin fɔ fɔdɔm.
  Strim dɛn we gɛt smok kin kɔmɔt insay. Ɛn di injin de bɔn...
  Wetin na dis wɔ! I at fɔ agens motoka we pawaful pan wɛpɔn dɛn lɛk di ME-309, we sɛvin say dɛn fɔ faya de kɔmpɛns di wet we pasmak ɛn di we aw i nɔ ebul fɔ muv fayn fayn wan.
  Di ay spid de mek di fasist ebul fɔ rɔnawe we i de dayv, ɛn di fɔs pat pan di Jaman fɛt plen gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn fayn fayn wan.
  Anyuta de tray bak fɔ ɔndamin Maus. Di titi de put in layf pan denja. I dɔn ɔlrɛdi skrach ɔl, i de kray nekɛd along di fɔtifikeshɔn dɛn. Ɔl di fayn fayn tin dɛn kin kɔba wit skrach ɛn skrach. Bɔt afta dat, i trowe wan grenade we gɛt wan paket we de bɔn. Wan mashin gɔn kin ivin bɔs am. Skrach di biuti in sholda.
  Bɔt di paket we bin de bɔn bin hit di barɛl fɔ wan 150-mm kanɔn. Ɛn di Jamani dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt bɔku damej. I nɔ kin izi fɔ mek di motoka kɔmɔt na in ples ɛn kray bak usay in sojaman dɛn de fɔ lik in wund dɛn.
  Focke-Wulfs ɛn sɔm TA-152 dɛn de apia na di skay. Dɛn bigin fɔ shel di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn. Wan pe fɔ di nyu HE-183, atak jet motoka dɛn, bin apia bak. Dɛn vayl ya bin de spid et ɔndrɛd kilomita pan awa ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nak dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn shot bak pan di Jamani dɛn. Chans de ɔltɛm fɔ kech di ɛnimi, pan ɔl we di atak plen dɛn gɛt pawa fɔ protɛkt frɔm faya we de kɔmɔt na grɔn.
  Anyuta ɛn Alla bin tek di Luftfaust we dɛn bin kapchɔ. Dis na wɛpɔn we gɛt nayn twɛnti milimita rayf dɛn we nɔ gɛt wanwɔd we gɛt wanwɔd.
  Yu kin shot lɛk se yu kɔmɔt na smɔl gɔn we de fɛt di plen dɛn.
  Ɛn di sojaman dɛn de pɔynt to di ɛnimi. Dɛn de pres di stat smol smol... Dɛn tu biuti dɛn ya rɛst dɛn bare fut pan di rɔb, fil di smol smol rikoyl.
  Wan Focke-Wulf wit siks air kanon bigin fɔ smok - in bɛlɛ dɔn rɔtin.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de ala wit zil:
  - Pɔk! Puk yu! Gol!
  Ɔda Jamani plen dɛn kin bigin fɔ rawnd oba di gyal pikin dɛn ed. Di fayn fayn pipul dɛn kin dart insay di say dɛn we dɛn kin pas ɔnda grɔn, ɛn dɛn kin rɔnawe pan Focke-Wulf rɔket dɛn.
  Anyuta fil wan twinkl na in kɔs kɔs il. Di titi bin de purr:
  - Oh ɛl faya!
  Di titi in fut bin kɔba wit blista ɛn i bin de pen bad bad wan. A bin want fɔ pok sɔntin we kol.
  Ɛn pan di surface di rupchɔ dɛn de kɔntinyu. Di sno de his frɔm di faya, di ruins de brok apat. Di Jamani pipul dɛn kin flɔd di pozishɔn dɛn wit faya, bɔt dis nɔ kin du bɛtɛ tin. Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin ayd lɛk mays we de na ol. Mek dɛn ayɛn dɛnsɛf.
  Alla wispa na Anyuta in yes se:
  - A tink se i nɔ go te igen di Nazi dɛn go dɔn fɔ dɔn wit dɛn stim. Dɛn gɛt bɔku trɛnk, bɔt na Stalingrad dɛn nɔ gɛt chans fɔ tɔn rawnd!
  Di blant gyal ansa wit prawd se:
  - Wi de ya lɛk tri ɔndrɛd Spartan dɛn! Wi de drɛb di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn we pas ɔlman!
  Alla we gɛt rɛd ia bin de gigl ɛn wink pan in patna gyal pikin:
  - Ɛn yu nɔ go ebul fɔ baypas wi!
  We di gyal pikin dɛn kam na di wata, di reyd bin dɔn. Nyu blak fut sojaman dɛn bin apia. Dɛn klaym fɔ go bifo, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt fɔ opin faya, ɛn fos di ɛnimi fɔ dig in nos na grɔn.
  Di Layɔn ɛn Tayga dɛn bin go fɛt bak. Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ pres di Soviet ami wit ebi ebi tank dɛn. Ɛvride, shel dɛn bin de ren. Di mɔ vulnerable "Tiger" bin tray nɔ fɔ brok away frɔm in fɔmɛshɔn dɛn. Mɔta dɛn bak bin de mek tɛnda.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de faya di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de pe fɔ. Knock out di wan dɛn we de agens am. Alla ɛn Anyuta bin faya tu tu. Ɛnimi dɛn fes bin apia ɛn setul. Dɔn wan nyu layt fɔ ɛnimi dɛn we de go bifo.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de siŋ di tɛm we dɛn bin de fɛt.
  Alla bigin, i de faya:
  - Bifo...
  Anyuta, we de shot, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Na yu...
  Alla bin slap ɛn ad se:
  - Legiɔn we de...
  Anyuta, we i dɔn kɔt tri pan dɛn, i his:
  - Ɛnimi dɛn...
  Allah nel di oponunent dem, blurted out:
  - Dɛn....
  Anyuta, we dɔn blo af pan di Arab in skel, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Dɛn want...
  Alla, we bin de krɔs di ɛnimi, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Yu...
  Anyuta, we de shot, hiss wit wamat:
  - Ɔmbul...
  Alla, we i dɔn chuk di Arab in skel, i grɔmbul:
  - Pwɛl...
  Anyuta, we kɔntinyu fɔ nel, i his:
  - Notis dɛn...
  Alla, lɛk se i de shot, i wispa se:
  - Nɔ fred...
  Anyuta, we bin dɔn faya wan kɔrɛkt shot, bin grɔmbul:
  - Ɛnimi...
  Alla, we de shot lɛk snaypa, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Bayonet we de na di...
  Anyuta, we bin de faya mɔ, bin de ala se:
  - Ebul...
  Alla, we i nɔ stɔp fɔ faya, i his:
  - Fos...
  Anyuta, we bin de faya wit wamat, bin grɔmbul, ɛn kɔrɛkt in padi:
  - Kɔrɛj...
  Alla, we bin rili gladi, we i dɔn shot di Afrikan dɛn ed, i ala se:
  - Trɛnk...
  Anyuta, we bin de jomp wit gɔn faya, bin his:
  - Mɔ...
  Alla, we bin de shek in rɛd kɔl dɛn, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Ɛn ɛnimi dɛn...
  Anyuta, we i nak di Arab na in bɛlɛ, se:
  - Stretway...
  Alla, we bin de faya wit ɔl di kaliba dɛn, bin de ala se:
  - Pwɛl...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn tek wan briz. Ɛn afta dɛn dɔn shot smɔl mɔ, dɛn ala se:
  - Wi na di nayt dɛm fɔ di snaypa rayf, di vɔys fɔ kil klia!
  Di wef fɔ di kɔlonial sojaman dɛn we bin de go bifo bin stɔp smɔl. Di Nazi dɛn bin muf dɛn tank dɛn bak fɔ go bifo. "Tigers"-2 bin apia wit dɛn lɔng mɔz ɛn faya shel pan ɔltin we dɛn bin ebul fɔ notis.
  "Tiger"-2 bin gɛt wan ɔrijinal tɔrɛt shep ɛn slop armɔ plet dɛn na di sayd dɛn. Dis bin mek i bin de tranga wan smɔl. Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin pik bak di tank trak dɛn as dɛn target. Di fasist bin gɛt fɔ liv lɛk fish we de insay frying pan.
  Anyuta trowe wan paket we de bɔn, i krɔs di frɔnt rɔla fɔ di Tayga-2 ɛn siŋ:
  - A mit yu wit gift... Fɔ tru a autlayn wan ples na di kɔfin!
  Alla hiss, gladi gladi fɔ trowe wan big paket we de bɔn pan di fasist:
  - Bɔt Pasaran!
  Ɛn frɔm di bɔm we bin bɔn, di lɔng mɔt na di Jamani tank bin twis. Ɛn di Royal Tiger bigin fɔ tɔn bak. Agen di fasist bin wund bad bad wan. Alla tek am ɛn bark, i trowe wan glas wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin:
  - Yu go de insay wan ɔk kɔfin!
  Di glas bin flay rayt insay wan Indian, we na bin wan pan di Jaman sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul di kɔntri, in trot.
  Anyuta wink in patna ɛn siŋ se:
  - A go dip mi ed insay dis barɛl! A go dip ɔlman!
  Alla bin faya wan bɔs frɔm wan mashin gɔn. Dɛn bin de atak di Jamani dɛn bak. Di titi bin hiss se:
  - Wi kin du ɔltin! Ɛn wi go win!
  Anyuta faya in rayf ɛn se:
  - Big win de wet fɔ am! Mek wi granpa dɛn gɛt glori!
  Alla du sɔmsalt ɛn rol rawnd, de spin lɛk Krismas tik. Di titi bin siŋ wit wan wink:
  - Mista sakses, usai yu de go... Mista sakses - di fasist dem laf...
  Jaman tank dɛn, we nɔ bin sev shel dɛn, bin mek dɛn faya strɔng. Dɛn bin tɔn dɛn gift dɛn we de bɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin de go nia di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek dɛn nɔ gɛt say dɛn we nɔ de.
  Anyuta, we bin de yuz waya, lɛk aw di kapchɔ Seryozhka bin de tich dɛn, pul wan ebi mayn. "Lion" krawl sloslo go to di Soviet posishun dem. I 150mm gɔn bin de spat aut shel ɛvri naw ɛn afta dat. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de his ɛn wink.
  Anyuta bin siŋ:
  - Jamani-pepa, fasist-Nazi... Di ɛnd fɔ wan pacifist de wet fɔ yu!
  Alla bin notis wit wan grin se:
  - Pacifism... I ivin stupid fɔ tɔk bɔt pacifism we wi de tɔk bɔt di Nazi dɛm!
  Anyuta hit wan Arab frɔm di kɔlonial gad na di brij na di nos wit wan shot we i bin aim fayn fayn wan ɛn i chirp:
  - Ɛn dɛn na kripul fɔ tink... Ɛn pan soja biznɛs dɛn nɔ strɔng so! I nɔ go te igen wi go pul dɛn kɔmɔt kpatakpata na di planɛt we de na di wɔl!
  Alla gi wan ɔda bɔrst, rɔb in bare chɛst pan di grɔn ɛn siŋ:
  - Mi na Rɔshian nayt we de na di ni fɔ savayj dɛm... A go swip di ɛnimi dɛm fɔ di Fadaland frɔm di fes fɔ di Wɔl!
  Di fayn uman we gɛt rɛd ia bin wink, ɛn i bin de luk di skay. "Frames", Jaman gɔna plen dɛn, bin de spin de.
  Di Jaman "Layɔn" bin de kray ɔp ɛvri naw ɛn de, i bin de stɔp na di briz we de fɔdɔm. Ɛn in gɔn bin de spit ɔltɛm.
  Anyuta, we bin de muf wan mayn ɔnda di katapila na wan Jamani tank, bin hiss:
  - Fɔ Seryozhka....
  Di Jamani bin stɔp ɛn faya bak. Di shel bin bɔm biɛn di gyal pikin dɛn.
  Anyuta bin chɛk se:
  - Milk shel, ɛnibɔdi we gɛt di bren fɔ pikin!
  "Lion" bin tinap fɔ sɔm tɛm. Sɔntɛm di Jamani ɛkspiriɛns kru bin no se denja de bifo, ɔ sɔntɛm dɛn bin want fɔ yuz dɛn fɛt-fɛt kit. Bɔt di "Layɔn" bin tinap fɔ sɔm tɛm ɛn spit shel dɛn we de kil.
  Anyuta bin notis se di Jaman tank gɛt gɔn we dɔn go bifo ɛn i de faya bɔku tɛm pas di KV-2. Ɛn dis, fɔ tru, de mek dis motoka denja pasmak. Anyuta krɔs insɛf ɛn his:
  - Mek di wikɛd pipul dɛn go na ɛlfaya!
  Alla shot di fasist na di solar plexus ɛn bark:
  - Wi win na tin we nɔ go ɛva apin! Ɛn ɔltin go dɔn fayn!
  Anyuta bin kɔt di Turk bak ɛn siŋ:
  - Pan ɔl we, i tan lɛk se i nɔ go te igen layf go ambɔg we trɔbul nak na in blak ɔn... Di ɔs dɛn de nia ɛn blɔd de flɔ lɛk riva, ɛn bak di wɔl de lɔs ɔnda yu fut!
  Alla, we dɔn kil di Iranian, i ad se:
  - Bɔt di wɔl gɛt in yon gad bak... Ɛn bitwin di sta dɛn strɛch to am... Invisible saving threads to exile Hitler to Kolyma!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we bin de faya, bin de siŋ togɛda:
  - Mek wi brok Adolf, i go du am bad! A biliv se wi go win fasizm! Ɛn na wi Rɔshia, di Mɛsaya go apia, Masta fɔ di pipul dɛn na ɔl di kɔntri dɛn!
  Ɛn di wɔman dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ shot. Bɔt di ɛnimi sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin ledɔm ɛn bigin fɔ shot ɛn trowe grenade dɛn. Di fasist grup dɛn bin tray fɔ smok di gyal pikin dɛn wit mɔta faya. Ɛn fɔ trowe bɔku bɔku grenade dɛn.
  Alla bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Wit nɔmba yu kin win ilɛkshɔn, wit skil yu kin win ilɛkshɔn we nɔ gɛt wɔ!
  Anyuta bin de gigl ɛn notis se:
  - Wɔ na eria usay kwaliti de bit kwantiti, ilɛkshɔn, as lɔ, na di ɔpɔzit ɛn dis na anekdɔt!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de tɔn bak smɔl, di grenade dɛn ɛn dɛn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn bin de fɔdɔm tu tik; Alla ivin grap di gift we dɛn trowe wit in fut ɛn trowe am bak. Di grenade flay ɛn nak di Nazi dɛn pan dɛn ɛlmɛt. Ɛn aw i de bɔm...
  I bin tan lɛk se ɔda bɔndɛl dɔn bɔn sɔnsay.
  Alla bin notis pan filɔsofik wan se:
  - Lak na di sɛkɔn gladi at, sakrifays na di tɔd wan, bɔt di fɔs skil!
  Anyuta bin de gigl ɛn intajɛkt:
  - Lak na riwɔd fɔ kɔrej, bɔt nɔto fɔ rɛklɛs!
  Alla bin nak wan Indu in yay we kɔmɔt na di kɔlonial ami ɛn his:
  - Ɛnibɔdi we laki, na in sol de siŋ!
  Anyuta bin smayl ɛn se:
  - I gud wen yu laki, i min se Gɔd go sev yu!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt smɔl mɔ wit. Dɔn di Jamani "Layɔn" pan ɔl dat i muf go bifo ɛn wan mayn bin blo am. Di katapila rɔn oba wan tin we de bɔn ɛn i rɔtin.
  Di "Layɔn" we wund bin spin rawnd ɛn tinap... Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin gladi ɛn siŋ na di tap pan dɛn lɔng:
  - Layɔn na kripul fɔ tink, tayga na di sɔs fɔ ɔl kayn trɔbul... Natin nɔ de we intrestin na di wɔl pas pɔsin!
  Anyuta faya wan lɔng layn, jɔs lɛk aw di fɔrina ami bin grap fɔ storm ɛn siŋ:
  Wi gɛt rɔket ɛn plen dɛn, .
  Di strongest Russian spirit na di wold...
  Di bɛst payɔt dɛn de na di ed - .
  Di ɛnimi go krɔs to dɔst ɛn smithereens!
  I tan lɛk se "Lion" dɔn pwɛl bad bad wan. I bin frɔz, ɛn spit tu ɔ tri ɔda shel dɛn.
  Wan nimbul "Panther" bin apia. Bɔt i bin fred fɔ go dip dip wan insay di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de, ɛn i bigin fɔ shot. Shel dɛn bin de wispa oba di gyal pikin dɛn ed. Ɛn dɛn brok rɔb ɛn faya.
  Anyuta bin pripia wan grenade fɔ trowe, rɛdi fɔ kech di tɛm we di fasist tank kam nia distans we pɔsin kin ebul fɔ go. Bɔt "Panther" nɔto stupid sɛf. Di Jamani dɛn bin de faya, dɛn bin de put di shel dɛn lɛk aw dɛn kin mek chɛkbɔd, ɛn dɛn bin de tray fɔ mek dɛn nɔ mis wan grɔn. Ɛn dɛn bin rili rak ɔl di ston dɛn.
  Alla, we bin de pat insɛf pan in chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin, bin tɔk se:
  - Di Krauts" taktik de flaw... Dɛn go ajɔst bɔku tin dis we?
  Anyuta bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Kɔk kin pik wan gren wan tɛm, bɔt i kin gɛt wet fast fast pas pig, we kin swɛla big big pat!
  Di Panta bin faya pas ettin rawnd ɛn, we i dɔn spɛn in amunishɔn, i tɔn rawnd ɛn go bak na in layn. Insay in ples, wan nyu mastodon, di Sturmtiger, bin apia. Di mashin bin kɔba in wayd barɛl wit kap. I tan lɛk se dis we ya, dɛn de kɔnt fɔ sev dɛnsɛf.
  "Sturmtiger" bin faya di pozishɔn dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de frɔm fa. Wan rɔket bin de mek tɛnda. Di wɔl rayz, ɛn wan watawɛl we gɛt faya bin tɔn faya.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ sev; Anyuta bin ivin stɔp smɔl. Di titi si insɛf de rayd ɔs wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn se i de kɔmand wan grup we bin atak di Tatar ami. Ɛn wit in wɔriman dɛn de rayd ɔs. Di Mɔngol-Tatar dɛn, we nɔ ebul fɔ bia di blo, dɛn kin tɔn bak ɛn day insay bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn ɔnda di fut.
  Anyuta wev tu sɔd ɛn kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn. Bɔt di vishɔn bin ambɔg wantɛm wantɛm.
  Alla slap in patna na in chɛst, shek am, ɛn se:
  - Wel, na dat! Naw, stɔp fɔ ledɔm rawnd!
  Anyuta ansa wit wamat se:
  - A nɔ bin rɛst, bɔt a bin fɛt!
  Di titi jomp op wit wamat ɛn trowe grenade. Di gift flay ova ɛn nak di barɛl na wan Lev tank. Bikɔs di motoka bin dɔn pwɛl, i bin rɔtin in trɔnk we bin wet.
  Anyuta bin ala na di tap pan in lɔng dɛn se:
  - Mi na nayt fɔ Rus'!
  Alla faya wan bɔs frɔm in mashin gɔn ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Di bɔbɔ ansa, i kray, .
  A wan fɔ sav Oli Rus in...
  Mek wan si we gɛt blɔd kɔmɔt, .
  Bɔt Gɔd go ebul fɔ sev wi!
  Anyuta bin fɔdɔm pan di rɔbbul wit in bɛlɛ ɛn chɛst we nɔ gɛt natin. Jɔs insay di tɛm, as bɔku bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn bin de bɔn oba in ed. Di titi stik in tong ɛn se:
  - Di madnɛs we brayt sojaman dɛn de mek na layf sev fɔ abstruse jenɛral dɛn!
  Alla bin gri se:
  - Di sojaman brayt, di jenɛral de kɔlkyul, di ɛnimi na kɔni kɔni, sakrifays de kam wit waes kɔrej nɔmɔ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn opin faya bak ɛn chirp fɔ sho se dɛn gɛt wanwɔd:
  Skwadron dɛn we de ɔp am
  Roar in wanwɔd
  Adolf na wan strɔng fulman - .
  Plant dɛn na Sɔdɔm!
  Wan ɔda "Lion" we gɛt wɛpɔn bin apia. Tu sojaman dɛn rɔnawe pan am, if yu jɔj dɛn dak fes, dɛn na Arab pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin tray fɔ put chen na di huk fɔ pul di tank we dɔn go bifo frɔm di say usay dɛn de fɛt.
  Alla ɛn Anyuta bin faya, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn kil di tɛknishian dɛn. Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin siŋ se:
  - Nɔ pwɛl yusɛf ɛn ɛp yu kɔmpin, ɛp ɔda pipul dɛn fɔ kɔmɔt na di faya!
  Tri blak pipul dɛn bin apia. Dɛn rɔsh wit di chen as fast as dɛn ebul, bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn shot dɛn bak. Pantap dat, Anyuta bin faya di gɔn, ɛn i bin de pres di dɔg wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ bit in ɛnimi dɛn wit ɛkstra ɔdinari prɛsishɔn, lɛk Robin Hood in prɛsishɔn.
  Alla bin notis se:
  - Di mak nɔto di wan we hit saksesful wan, bɔt na di wan we mis wit fayl!
  Anyuta trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn his:
  - Di pɔsin we kɔrɛkt pas ɔlman we gɛt di vishɔn fɔ dagɔ kin mis, bɔt i nɔ fɔ fɔgiv fɔ mek shap maynd mis di target!
  Di grenade bin bang di mɔta ɛn bigin fɔ bɔn, ɛn i bin bɔn di mayn dɛn.
  Yɛs, Stalingrad nɔ bin izi fɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt wan bad bad siti we gɛt day insay!
  . CHAPTER No. 13.
  Na Novɛmba 3, di Jamani dɛn bin rawnd Tikhvin, ɛn fɛt bin bigin na di siti sɛf. Di Rɛd Ami bin tɔn bak smɔl smɔl. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek bɔku pan di siti na Baku, di Soviet sojaman dɛn de tɔn bak na di peninsula. Yerevan stil de barely hold on. Stalingrad de nia fɔ pwɛl.
  Bɔt stil, Stalin bin tɛl dɛn se dɛn nɔ fɔ sɔrɛnda dis siti. Fɛt bin apin bak fɔ Astrakhan. Di Krauts dɛnsɛf de tray fɔ go bifo na dis siti. Dɛn de bɔm ɔl di we aw dɛn de du tin ɛn dɛn de pwɛl di infrastukchɔ.
  Winter de kam nia... Ɛn di kɔs fɔ di wɔ de kam smɔl smɔl. Bɔt i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ ol Stalingrad. Di sapɔt akɔdin to di Vɔlga de ambɔg bikɔs ays de fɔm ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn.
  Na Novɛmba 4, dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek naynti pasɛnt pan Tikhvin. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin kam nia di say we di Finland bin de. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn sɔfa bad bad wan, dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ gɛda inof sojaman dɛn fɔ stɔp di ɛnimi dɛn.
  Di Fins ɛn di pɔpet Swedish sojaman dɛn bak bin atak di mitin. Dɛn bin de yuz impɔtant pawa dɛn.
  Na Novɛmba 5, di Jamani kɔlishin ɛn di Finnish-Skandinavian sojaman dɛn bin jɔyn an. Na so dɛn bin lɔk wan dabul ring rawnd Lɛningrad. Wan nyu, big win fɔ di Third Reich.
  Na Novɛmba 6, fɛt-fɛt bin stil de go bifo na di nɔt pat. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek di kɔridɔ big. Di tin dɔn rili tranga. Insay Tikhvin, di las tin dɛn we bin lɛf pan di wan dɛn we bin de agens di gɔvmɛnt bin de bɔn. Di Jamani dɛn bin de faya balistik mishɔl dɛn na Yerevan. Dɛn bin pul tri prɛzɛntɛnshɔn dɛn. Kɔz bɔku bɔku pwɛl pwɛl ɛn pipul dɛn we day. Bɔt natin nɔ bin dɔn brok.
  Land bin kɔt di siti we nem Astrakhan frɔm di ɔda pat dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Di tin dɔn wɔs. Nyu Jamani ɛn British fɛt ship dɛn bin faya na Mɔmansk. Di garison kɔmanda ɛn bɔku ɔfisa dɛn bin day we dɛn bin de shel.
  I bin de wɔs mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Ɛn insay Novɛmba 7, di Nazi dɛn bin brok insay Vɔlkɔv ɛn leta dɛn bin stɔp di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn we bin de agens am na Tikhvin. So, di gap wit Leningrad bin gro shap. I bin kam klia se i nɔ go izi fɔ mek di siti kɔntinyu fɔ liv we dɛn kam nia am.
  Na Novɛmba 8, di tɛst dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ lɔng tɛm fɔ di Lev-2 tank bin dɔn apin. Di motoka bin gɛt wan layout we dɛn chenj. Di injin, transmishɔn ɛn gia bɔks bin de na wan ples na di fɔs pat, ɛn di say usay dɛn de fɛt bin de biɛn.
  Wit ɛnajiful tray, di Jamani dɛn, ɔnda di lidaship fɔ Porsche, mek di motoka fɔ di anivesari fɔ di putch.
  Fɔ tru, bikɔs ɔf di silhouette we bin de dɔŋ, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de kip di Layɔn in gɔn ɛn klos dɛn, di wet fɔ di motoka bin ridyus to siksti tan, wit injin we gɛt 1200 ɔspaw. Di tɛst dɛn we dɛn bin du fɔ fɛt, sho se di tin we dɛn fɛn na tank we dɛn kin gri wit ɔl. Na jɔs wetin yu nid!
  Wan kɔmbaynshɔn fɔ gud drayv ɛn amɔ kwaliti dɛn.
  Bɔt di Fuhrer nɔ bin satisfay wit dis. I bin de aks fɔ mek dɛn strɔng di klos we di sayd dɛn ɛn di stɛp de wɛr, ɛn dɛn fɔ instɔl wan 88-mm kanɔn we gɛt barɛl lɔng we na 100 EL.
  Wan ɔda motoka we dɛn bin tɛst na di E-100. Bɔt dis tank bin tɔn to tu ebi: 140 tan, bɔt i bin gɛt fayn fayn protɛkshɔn frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn ɛn Maus wɛpɔn dɛn. In jɔnal, di "E" siriɔs prɔmis fɔ bi ekstrim prɔmis. I tan lɛk se di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin west ɛni tɛm.
  Dɛn bin sho bak di Bars tank we gɛt 1000 ɔspawɛl injin bɔt i nɔ bin tan lɛk se di motoka nɔ bin protɛkt am fayn fayn wan to Hitler.
  Dɛn bin sho difrɛn kayn plen dɛn bak pan di anivesari. Na patikyula, atak ayrakt ɛn modifyeshɔn dɛn fɔ di ME-262. Ɛn bak TA-183. Wan ol parede fɔ teknɔlɔji.
  If dɛn put pawaful gas lanch dɛn, dɛn ebul fɔ pwɛl wan ol siti ɛn vilej dɛn.
  Na ya, infakt, dɛn bin sho di we aw dɛn de pwɛl tin dɛn we rili strɔng.
  "Panther"-2 bin pas tɛst bak, i bin we fifti tan, i bin gɛt 150 milimita frɔntal klos, ɛn wan "Royal Tiger" kanɔn. Di sayd klos bin 82 milimita, i bin slop. Dis kayn tank bin fit Hitlɛr mɔ ɔ smɔl, bikɔs i bin ebul fɔ bia fɔ tati-fo tɛm we dɛn de fɛt klos.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di Nazi dɛn bin de klin di ples usay dɛn de mɛn animal dɛn.
  Dɛn bin du tɛst bak fɔ Gotha fɛtman dɛn we ebul fɔ spid wan tawzin wan ɔndrɛd kilomita pan awa.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, dɛn kin lɛf dɛn bɛlt fɔ go.
  Na Novɛmba 9, Volkhov bin fɔdɔm. Di tin dɔn rich in mak. Ɛn bak, di Soviet tank dɛn bin tray fɔ atak dɛn bak.
  Gringeta bin frɔz nia di gɔn. Churchill 2 bin tinap bifo di Soviet motoka dɛn ɛn i bin de spit amunishɔn.
  Lord Jane in gyal pikin bin de kɔnt di hit dɛn. Sɔviɛt tank dɛn bin slo we dɛn go insay di watawɛl. Ɛn di Jaman menagerie bin tek advantej pan dis.
  Nicoletta tek am ɛn siŋ:
  - Di Inglish wɔriɔ nɔ de fred day,
  Ɔnda di skay we gɛt sta dɛn, day nɔ go kɛr wi go!
  I go fɛt wit maynd fɔ di layɔn we gɛt di krawn, .
  A go lod di pawaful mashin gɔn!
  Malanya bin nɔd fɔ sho se i gri se:
  - Dis na fayn fayn tin! Ɛn wi go chaj bak!
  Di gɔn bin de wok tranga wan. Di shel dɛn bin de flash lɛk machɛt we de lɛf autlayn dɛn tru di ays. Yɛs, sɔm gyal pikin dɛn bin de we gɛt trɛnk. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fɔ kɔrɛkt.
  Gringeta nɔd in ed ɛn sɛn wan shɔɛl na di bays pan di tati-fo tɔrɛt. I bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Dis na day! I go kam to mi ɛnimi dɛn! Ɛn a no frɔm naw, i de wet fɔ ɛnimi dɛn we gɛt mɔstaz!
  Nikolɛta bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Ɔl di animal dɛn butu to di wan we gɛt mɔstaz... So dat di wan we dɛn dɔn day go fel!
  Gringeta laf bak ɛn faya, i de his:
  - Mi projɛktayl na di wan we kɔrɛkt pas ɔl. Wi go mɔs rich de!
  Nikolɛta es in indeks finga ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bang, bang - nɔ bin hit! Di grey bɔni bin rɔn go!
  Gringeta, we de faya, bin siŋ:
  Ɔlman kin pik fɔ insɛf
  Wan uman, rilijɔn, wan rod...
  Fɔ sav di dɛbul ɔ di prɔfɛt, .
  Ɔlman kin pik fɔ insɛf!
  Jenɛt shek in ed ɛn nɔ gri wit am se:
  - Nɔto fɔ tru na da we de! Nayntin nayn pasɛnt pan di fet we pɔsin gɛt, na di we aw dɛn bɔn am, nɔto di tin we i no. Na ya wi de pan di Anglikan Chɔch... Bɔt if yu luk am, pan wetin? Na dis na wi choice?
  Gringeta bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Mi sɛf bin de na famili we biliv, bɔt naw a de mɔ ɛn mɔ we a nɔ biliv se Gɔd de!
  Nikolɛta bin de gigl ɛn stɔp in tong.
  - Atheism... Dis na tin we intrestin!
  Malanya bin notis pan filɔsofik wan se:
  - Ɛn ikwal rimot frɔm ɔltin! We Gɔd nɔ de ɛn pawa we pas mɔtalman nɔ de, dat min se ɛni rilijɔn na lay!
  Gringeta nɔd in ed, ɛn i gri fɔ kɔnfɔm se:
  - I tan lɛk di kɔmyunis dɛn! Dɛn kam wit di aidia se ɔl rilijɔn na jɔs tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin imajin. Ɛn dɛn bil wan tichin pan dis!
  Malanya kɔl in lip dɛn wit dawt:
  - Ɛn wetin de wet fɔ dɛn afta dɛn day?
  Gringeta bin grin lɛk se i de it bif. I faya wan shel, i kɔt di hul fɔ wan ɔda Soviet tank ɛn ansa se:
  - Yu kin kam wit bɔku tin ya... Ivin di layf we di wan dɛn we dɔn day gɛt bak bay di pawa dɛn we sayɛns gɛt!
  Malanya mɛmba, i de grin se:
  - A rid wan buk bɔt di wɔl we go kam. Wan spɛshal ɛmpaya dɔn ɔlrɛdi de de. Nɔ day, ol ej, sik nɔ de. Ɛn fɔ tru, angri... Na tru se bɔku pan di pipul dɛn nɔ gɛt wok, bɔt i go du fɔ ɔlman.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, dɛn kin gi motoka dɛn fɔ fri. Ɛn ilɛktronik mashin dɛn de we dɛn de ɛp dɛn fɔ tɔk to di wan ol wɔl.
  Nikolɛta bin tɔk siriɔs wan se:
  - Prɔgrɛs de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan. Luk dɛn tank ya... Aw dɛn dɔn go bifo ɛn go bifo mɔ. Bɔt stil, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia Churchill-2 wit Matilda.
  Malanya bin gri se:
  - Yes, di tank dem don advans... Dis na chik!
  Wan ɔda atak we di Soviet tank dɛn bin atak nɔ bin apin, ɛn dɛn bin stɔp fɔ blo.
  Na Novɛmba 10 ɛn 11, di Jamani dɛn bin du smɔl smɔl ɔfensiv opareshɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kɔt kɔna dɛn na di nɔt.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tray fɔ atak dɛn bak na di nɔt pat na Stalingrad, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ atak dɛn. Di las os dɛn na di siti bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ol. Dɛn bin pwɛl am di sem tɛm, to di grɔn. Bɔt fɔ naw, Stalin bin tɛl am fɔ ol am te di ɛnd.
  I dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn kech di siti na Baku. Bɔt di ɔyl wɛl dɛn de bɔn ɛn fɛt-fɛt dɔn bigin bitwin dɛn. Di Jamani pipul dɛn de bɔm ɔltɛm.
  Battles na Astrakhan de na dɛn peak...
  Na Novɛmba 12, di Turks dɛn bin atak Yerevan. Di onslaught bin ripuls. Di Ɔtoman dɛn bin lɔs. Bɔt dɛn faya bak. Na Novɛmba 13, di Jamani dɛn bin tek di las kwata na Baku - we dɛn bin anɔys se dɛn dɔn kech di siti. Na di peninsula nɔmɔ di fɛt bin stil de go bifo, ɛn di skay bin blak wit wɛl dɛn we de bɔn faya.
  Na Novɛmba 14, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Mɔmansk. Dɛn bin de yuz artileri ɛn avieshɔn...
  Stalingrad bin de bɔn faya, bɔt di Soviet rɛinfɔsmɛnt dɛn we dɛn bin transfa bin mek am pɔsibul fɔ stil ol. Pan ɔl we na di ed pat nɔmɔ na di siti, ɛn na di kɔst fɔ bɔku bɔku lɔs dɛn.
  We dɛn bin de atak Mɔmansk, bɔku bɔku ship dɛn we bin de fɛt wɔ bin gɛda, ɛn di wan dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn bin kam bak. Dɛn bin de pres di siti lɛk plasma rɔla. Ɛn dɛn bin de bɔm ɛn shel.
  Na Novɛmba 15, di fasist sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ muf, ɛn dɛn bin atak di siti, we na di wangren ples usay dɛn kin put bot we nɔ gɛt ays na di Aktik Oshɔn. "Maus" dɛn bin tek pat pan di fɛt dɛn, ɛn ivin di "Rat" tank, we di Nazi dɛn bin want fɔ tray fɔ praktis.
  Aweva, "Rat" bin disapɔynt sɔmtin. Fɔs, i bin go bifo, dɔn i bin stɔp na di sno we bin de rɔn. Ɛn i stɔp na di say we de nia di siti. Di Jamani pipul dɛn nɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ di fɛt. Bɔt di shel nɔ bin stɔp. Insay Novɛmba 16, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Nazi dɛn dɔn fɔ klin di ɔyl wɛl dɛn we bin de bɔn. Bɔt wan pat pan di peninsula nɔ bin ebul fɔ go de, bikɔs ɔf faya we bin dɔn gro te i rich na ɛvin we mek sɛvin.
  Na Novɛmba 17, di Nazi dɛn bin tek di las branch na di Vɔlga dɛlta, ɛn dɛn bin blok Astrakhan mɔ gud gud wan. I dɔn te we dɛn dɔn kɔt Baku.
  Dɛn bin blo na Yerevan bak. Di siti de pan wan il, i rili izi fɔ difend, bɔt i nɔ izi fɔ storm am, mɔ wit tank dɛn.
  Insay Novɛmba 18, di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin tɛst bak di trɛnk we di Nazi difens dɛn gɛt na di nɔt pat na Stalingrad. Dis bin mek di prɛshɔn pan wetin bin lɛf insay di ia na di Vɔlga wik, bɔt i bin lɔs bɔku mɔni.
  Na Novɛmba 19, di Jamani dɛn bin stɔp fɔ atak Murmansk bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni.
  So, di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs nɔ bin ebul fɔ pul di bɔku bɔku split dɛn we i bin de na in pozishɔn. Di plan we di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt fɔ dɔn di USSR bifo di kol sizin nɔ bin wok.
  Di tin we bad pas ɔl na dat, Jepan bin stɔp in ɔfens bikɔs di wɛda bin kol ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn bin lɔs dɛn pipul dɛn. Di onli tin na dat di samurai inkrisayz di prodakshɔn fɔ dɛn yon tati-fo ɛn laysens Panthers. Ɛn dɛn kin mek trɔbul nɛks sɔmma.
  Na Novɛmba 20, di Jamani dɛn bin ɔt sɔm pat pan di faya ɛn klin bɔku pan di peninsula.
  Insay Novɛmba 21, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin atak di Jamani dɛn bak ɛn dɛn bin ivin go insay bɔku kilomita dɛn na di nɔt pat na Stalingrad. Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt fɔ wik di we aw dɛn bin de atak dɛn ɛn tray fɔ mek dɛn gɛt pozishɔn bak.
  Di fɛt-fɛt, lɛk aw dɛn kin se na dɛn kayn kes dɛn de, na jɔs di frak lɛvɛl!
  Insay Novɛmba 22, di Nazi dɛn bin tray fɔ go bifo na di Turkmenistan rijɔn. Ɛn afta dɛn dɔn waka fɔ tɛn kilomita, dɛn stɔp dɛn. Bɔt pan Novɛmba 23, we dɛn bin dɔn briŋ di Shah in briged dɛn fɔ fɛt, dɛn bin go bifo bak. Di tin dɔn rili wɔs na di Sɛntral Eshia rijɔn.
  Na Novɛmba 24, no big chenj nɔ bin de na di frɔnt dɛn...
  Insay Novɛmba 25, di Nazi dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak Mɔmansk bak. Dɛn bin trowe nyu yunit dɛn fɔ fɛt. Bɔt smɔl sɛns de yet.
  Novɛmba 26 dɔn rich - ilevin ia frɔm di ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Reichstag, afta dat dɛn pik Hitler fɔ bi Rich Chansɛl.
  Fɔ di fɔs tɛm, dɛn bin put di nyu E-100 tank na di frɔnt.
  Dis na bin fɛt praktis fɔ dis kayn mashin.
  Di tank bin luk rili lɔng, i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i flat. Di lɔng mɔz fɔ wan 128 mm kanɔn bin de kɔmɔt pan am. Ɛn di frɔnt klos de na wan angul we na fɔti fayv digri. Ɛn insɛf de tilt frɔm di sayd dɛn.
  Di E-100 tank bin muf bikɔs ɔf di laytst 1,500 ɔspawɛl injin, we bin de muf kwik pas di Maus. Ɛn di shɔɛl dɛn bin bounce pan am.
  Ɛn insay di motoka, di 4 pipul dɛn we bin gladi we nem Magda, Kristina, Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt bin apia.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bɔn pikin fɔ di Fuhrer, ɛn lɛf dɛn ɔnda di sɔpɔtishɔn fɔ spɛshal neni dɛn frɔm di SS.
  Ɛn dɛn bin jɔs dɔn rich na di frɔnt. Di gyal pikin dɛn rili fani. Dɛn bin de mis fɛt-fɛt. Ɛn na jɔs di chans fɔ pruv yusɛf. Fɔ dɔn, tek dis nɔt pat na Sɛvastopol.
  Ɛn establish di dominans fɔ di Third Reich na di Aktik Oshɔn. Aw lɔng di wɔ go rili drɛg fɔ go? Ɛn di 4 pipul dɛn tink se: sɔntɛm togɛda wit dɛn at least sɔntin kin chenj?
  I nɔ tu frɔsti nia Murmansk - di Gulf Stream de gi insuleshɔn. Di gyal pikin dɛn de insay wan fɛt-fɛt. Ɛni wan pan dɛn bɔn wan man ɛn in wɛf - wan bɔy pikin ɛn wan gyal pikin! So yu kin gladi.
  Magda ɛn Kristina bin de hang rawnd di gɔn dɛn. Di tank na nyu wan ɛn dɛn kin kɔntrol am kwik kwik wan. I de protɛkt frɔm di sayd dɛn bay 120 mm inklin klos, plus ɔda 50 mm shild. So yu nɔ go ebul fɔ hit di motoka frɔm ɔl di angul dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin wispa wan siŋ. Dɛn kin fil fayn na dɛn at.
  Gɛda bin tɔk wit smayl na in amber lip dɛn se:
  - Naw mi ɛn Hitler gɛt kɔmɔn pikin dɛn. Wi na mɛmba dɛn na di kiŋ famili!
  Charlotte bin de gigl as i de tɔk se:
  - Ɛn na ziro nɔmɔ de bifo!
  Tank "E"-100 bin kam nia di Soviet pozishɔn dɛn. Ɔltin we bin de rawnd bin pwɛl sote di shot dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn dɛn kin shot nɔ kin bɔku, ɛn bɔku tɛm na layt gɔn dɛn kin shot.
  Magda bin aim di 128mm kanɔn ɛn faya di Soviet magpi. Di ɔni blant gyal bin siŋ se:
  - Mi na taygres, ɛn a gɛt grin... Ɛn di wikɛd tayga te ɔlman apat!
  Di Soviet fɔti fayv bin rol bak, dɛn kil bɔku Rɔshian sojaman dɛn.
  Magda bin de pur lɛk pusi:
  - Mi na supama, mi we fɔ du tin simpul... A go bit di tel fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn mek wit wul! Ɛn afta dat, di titi bigin fɔ laf. Wɛl, jɔs lɛk krayse gɔd uman.
  Hitler in prostitut gyal dɛn bin de rɔk di tank. Ɛn dɛnsɛf jomp insay wan motoka we gɛt klos we de slop.
  Bɔt afta dat, di sojaman dɛn tɔn dɛn motoka rawnd. Charlotte, dis fayn uman we gɛt kɔpa kɔlɔ ia, go siŋ:
  - Klak, klik, klik... Di strim de rol! Di Nazi sojaman dɛn we bin de rayd ɔs bin it ɔl di san!
  Ɛn afta dat, Charlotte go laf so bad bad wan... I ivin bigin fɔ chat in tit. Ɛn bak di tank bin spin. Di Jamani dɛn bin pwɛl di fɛns we dɛn mek wit waya we gɛt tik. Di mashin we di sayz tan lɛk Tyrannosaurus rex, bin de grɔmbul bad bad wan. Ɛn di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de grin pan dɛn fayn fayn fes dɛn we de it bif.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de kɛr ɛn bɔn pikin dɛn frɔm Adɔlf Hitlɛr. Ɛn dis dɔn ɔlrɛdi tɔk sɔntin. Nays vixens, bɔt di sem tɛm moral monsters. Na ya dɛn bin krɔs wan Soviet sojaman we bin fɔdɔm ɔnda di wil dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin prɛs wan kanɔn we gɛt 76 mm insay di grɔn. Wi bin de drayv along am. Di stɛl bin flat. Di wɔriɔ dɛn bin sho figa aerobatics. I bin tan lɛk se di shɔɛl dɛn nɔ de du bad pas we pikin shek di pis we i de rɔtin. Di nɛks gɔn we di E-100 flat na bin 85 mm wan.
  Magda bin de gigl:
  - Ɛn wi de krɔs di Rɔshian dɛn lɛk bedbɔg!
  Kristina bin kɔrɛkt in padi se:
  - Mɔ lɛk bea dɛn! Ɛn di bea na big animal!
  Red Charlotte ad, we i de sho in fangs:
  - Ɛn tut!
  Jaman tank dɛn bin mek dɛn we fɔ pas na di siti in difɛns layn dɛn. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan. Ɔlman tek gɔn. Ivin bɔbɔ dɛn we ol tɛn ia bin de fɛt na di militia. Bɔku gyal pikin dɛn bin de bak. Ɔl di pipul dɛn we bin de de bin gɛda, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn. Mas heroism bin de sho pan ɔltin. Di payɔnia dɛn, we bin de yuz tin dɛn we dɛn mek na dɛn os ɔ bɔnch grenade dɛn, bin kam nia di Nazi tank dɛn ɛn trowe dɛnsɛf ɔnda di trak dɛn - dɛn bin de day fɔ dɛn Mama Land.
  Di E-100 tank bin gɛt bɔku damej dɛn. Wan pan di bɔbɔ dɛn bin ebul fɔ push tru wan ebi ebi mayn. I day insɛf, bɔt i bin pwɛl wan Jamani motoka. Di rɔla bɔs ɛn wan pat pan di katapila flay go. Di big motoka slo. Dɔn tu ɔ tri sojaman dɛn trowe bɔnch grenade dɛn, ɛn brok di tik tik trak dɛn.
  Di E-100, we bin dɔn pas di frɔnt layn, nɔ bin ebul fɔ muv igen.
  Gɛda bin aim siks mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn tɔn dɛn we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de tray fɔ atak dɛn bak. Bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we kɔmɔt na Rɔshia ɛn pipul dɛn we bin de ripresent ɔda pipul dɛn na Rɔshia bin fɔdɔm, ɛn dɛn bin chuk dɛn wit mashin gɔn bulɛt dɛn. Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin rɔn go bifo. Dɛn trowe grenade ɛn day. Sɔm pan di smɔl smɔl pat dɛn bin rich na di E-100, bɔt di mashin gɔn dɛn bin de wok fayn. En damn Gerda na so akchual. Ɛn i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ in bulɛt dɛn nɔ de ɛva go fɔ natin.
  Ɛn Rɔshian sojaman dɛn de day...
  Kristina bin faya frɔm wan 75-mm kanɔn we de faya kwik kwik wan, fragmɛnt shel dɛn, ɛn faya frɔm wan kɔaksial mashin gɔn. Di animal we gɛt rɛd ia, we bin de kɔt di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn wit bulɛt, bin de his se:
  - Mi na di pɔsin we de kɛr day... Setan insɛf na mi fambul we gɛt rɛd ia!
  Magda bin shem fɔ tɔk se:
  - Wel, no du dat. Setan na Gɔd in ɛnimi ɛn i dɔn day fɔ go na di lek we gɛt faya!
  Kristina bin slap in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di mɛtal ɛn ala se:
  - Wetin bɔt di lek we gɛt faya? Mi ia tan lɛk faya!
  Gerda bin notis wit wan grin se:
  - Di Fuhrer insɛf go fɔgiv wi ɛni sin... Mɔ prɛsishɔn, di rial kɔnsɛpt fɔ sin na essentially outdated?
  Magda bin shrug in ed:
  - Yu wan se di kɔnsɛpt fɔ sin dɔn ol...
  Gɛda bin tɔn di mashin gɔn dɛn bak, ɛn dis bin mek di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de atak dɛn bad bad wan. Di bulɛt dɛn kil dɛn lɛk gift dɛn we kɔmɔt na ɛlfaya. Di E-100 we de insay dis modifyeshɔn gɛt rili strɔng protɛkt. Na lɛk et mashin gɔn dɛn, tu kɔaksial wit kanɔn dɛn, ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn bin de kɔntrol pan hinj dɛn. Ɛn dɛn bin hit kwik kwik wan.
  Gɛda bin de ala wit wan grin:
  - Sin, dis na di besis fɔ di ɛgzistens fɔ di Third Reich! Wi rilijɔn na di fet we animal dɛn gɛt fɔ tru!
  Kristina we gɛt rɛd ia, we bin de faya frɔm kanɔn ɛn kil Rɔshian sojaman dɛn, bin siŋ:
  - Mi afɛkt ɛn saful animal... A lɛk yu fang, biliv mi! Mi ɛl ɛn fanged animal!
  Wan pan di Soviet gɔn dɛn we bin de fɛt di plen dɛn bin ebul bak fɔ nak di rɔla dɛn ɛn brok dɛn. Di E-100 bin dɔn stɔp. Bɔt Magda bin pɔnish di anti-aircraft gɔn we bin de anɔynt am bay we i kɔba am wit ebi chaj. Wɛl, di trak dɛn bin brok.
  Gɛda wins, kɔl wan tug ɛn aks se:
  - Pul wi kɔmɔt, duya! Wi de day! Di trak dɛn dɔn brok!
  Di ansa kam wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Na tug go de!
  Kristina bin siŋ wit smayl:
  - Dis na di muv! Ɛnimi dɛn kɔmɔt!
  Magda bin faya di gɔn, we di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin de tray fɔ pul fɔ faya dairekt. I bin brok di barɛl ɛn skata di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn na difrɛn say dɛn. Wan pan di sojaman dɛn bin rɔtin ɛn i bin de tray tranga wan bikɔs i bin de fil pen.
  Di blant Kristian krɔs insɛf ɛn es in yay ɔp na di skay ɛn pre se:
  - Fɔgiv mi, Masta! Fɔ sin ɛn kil pɔsin we i nɔ want!
  Kristina bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Nɔ, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ du dat! Yu fɔ strɔng lɛk rɔk! Bi rɔk fɔ wi!
  Magda bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Na wan rɔk nɔmɔ de - Jizɔs Krays!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de ala se:
  - Jizɔs na bin pɔsin we bin de sɔpɔt pis! Ɛn wi fet ɛn wok we wi de du na wɔ!
  Dɛn bin pik di E-100 tank insay tow ɛn drɛg am go na di Jaman pozishɔn dɛn. Gɛda bin tɔk wit di smayl we di sno kwin bin de smayl se:
  - Di rɔla dɛn na di pat we kin vulnerable pas ɔl na di tank. Ɛn wi nid fɔ fɛt dis!
  Charlotte bin shek in ed.
  - Dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔba di wan ol rɔla dɛn wit shild. Dis nɔ pɔsibul, bikɔs sɔm pan di trak dɛn go stil opin!
  Magda bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin if wi mek di rɔla dɛn smɔl ɛn nɔ gɛt palet?
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de gigl ɛn sho tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal:
  - Aw fɔ gi dɛn mɔ spid?
  Magda bin rɔb in bare sole pan di mɛtal ɛn tɛl am se:
  - Wetin if wi yuz ilɛktrik motoka?
  Charlotte pul in bɛlɛ ɛn twist in nɛk:
  - Wan pɔsibul opshɔn... Ɛn di tank dɛn go bɔn smɔl!
  Magda bin tɔk wit kray wata se:
  - We wi rich na ɛl, i go bɔn ɛn bɔn lɛk tɔch!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin de grɔmbul:
  - Wɛl, so... Ɛn dɛn mek enjɛl dɛn frɔm brayt faya! Mek wi bi enjɛl!
  Kristina tek am ɛn siŋ we de mek pɔsin yɛri:
  - Mi nɔto enjɛl, bɔt na jɔs dɛbul, bɔt fɔ pipul dɛn a dɔn bi sent.... Di ɛnimi dɛn go gɛt dɛn kɔnt, ɔnda di sɔfa we dɛn de sɔfa dis kayn pen we nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ tɔk natin... Stormtroopers bin de spin na di skay, ɛn di kanɔn bin de ala. Ɛn di bɔm dɛn bin de kɔntinyu fɔ fɔdɔm ɛn fɔdɔm... Lɛk rial ays blɔk we de pwɛl ɛn pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Murmansk bin de bɔn ɛn pipul dɛn bin de day. Di Jamani dɛn bin ivin sɛn wan balistik mishɔl. Nɔto wɛpɔn we rili wok. I go izi fɔ mek dɛn drɔp fayv tan bɔm frɔm di Yu-488, i go kɔrɛkt ɛn i go shɔt;
  Kristina na bin di fɔs pɔsin we jomp aut barefut insay di sno we dɛn kɛr di tank go na wan ɔda ples usay dɛn kin pak motoka dɛn. Na de, spɛshal pipul dɛn bigin fɔ mek di say dɛn we dɔn pwɛl. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin muf go na wan os we wam. Wi bin de ledɔm na di matres dɛn. Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt bigin fɔ ple pɔkit chɛs.
  Magda ɛn Kristina bigin fɔ du abs so dat dɛn bɛlɛ go klia ɛn nɔ go sag we dɛn gɛt bɛlɛ. Nays wɔri pipul dɛn we de shek shek na dɛn loins. I stil fresh, bɔt dɛn uman ya na uman dɛn we dɔn bɔn pikin. Ɛn fɔ day nɔ de mek pɔsin fred so naw - pɔsin de fɔ kɔntinyu di famili layn! Ivin wit di sid fɔ wan scumbag lɛk Hitler.
  Bot di gyal pikin dem fo SS Tigress battalion, di Fuhrer na rili somtin laik God. Ɛn nɔto pegan gɔd igen, bɔt na sɔntin we Ɔlmayti ɛn we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand insay in sɛns.
  Gerda bin ple di King"s Gambit ɛn i bin divɛlɔp wan strɔng atak. Charlotte bin trangayes fɔ difend insɛf. Dɛn bin de chenj dɛn kɔmpin dɛn we dɛn bin de bit dɛn. Bɔt ɔltin bin dɔn wit dɛnsɛf ɛn dɛn bin dro. Dɔn Magda ɛn Kristina bigin fɔ ple chɛs. Ɛn Charlotte ɛn Gerda bigin fɔ du abs ɛn push-up. Di titi bin aktiv wan fɔ kip in shep.
  Magda, we bin de ple ɛn push in ɛnimi, bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Bɔt i stil strenj...
  Kristina aks wit inosɛnt smayl na in lip:
  - Wetin na strenj?
  Di blant supama bin ansa se:
  - Di fact se wayt pipul na di kala fɔ gud, bɔt na dɛn de stat di wɔ fɔs!
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Bɔt wi de briŋ gud bak... Bɔt di Bolshevik dɛn atak Rɔshia fɔs!
  Magda bin siŋ fɔ ansa wit wan sɔri tɔyn:
  - Bɔt ɔltin de blo bifo wi, ɔltin de bɔn biɛn wi...
  Kristina ad wit vɔys we de ring se:
  - No nid fɔ whine! Wit wi na di wan we go disayd ɔltin fɔ wi!
  Gɛda kɔntinyu fɔ siŋ se:
  - Cheerful, not gloomy, mek wi go bak na os - blond atlet dem go bi wi riwod!
  Afta dat di ɔl 4 bɔs laf... Wan titi savant kam ɛn gi di gyal pikin dɛn sanwij wit bɔta, chiz, sosish, ɛn dray frut. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de it ɛn dɛn bin taya bikɔs di ples wam. Di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin de slip. I fayn we yu yɔŋ ɛn gɛt wɛlbɔdi - yu kin izi fɔ slip.
  Di nɛks de, Novɛmba 27, dɛn bin jɔs mek sɔm pat pan E-100 bak. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin tek pat pan di ɔfens. Bɔt insay jɔs bikini, wi bin de jok barefut tru di sno we de rɔn. Dɛn bin de luk dɛn lɛk se dɛn kray, dɛn bin de rɔn rawnd na di kol klos klos nekɛd. Bɔt gyal pikin dɛn kin jɔs de ple aerobatics. Dɛn na spɛshal pipul dɛn fɔ tumara bambay!
  Gɛda bin tek di lid. Ɛn nɔto di barefut gyal we nem Gɛda we bin de insay Andersen in fayn fayn stori. Bɔt i gɛt maynd ɛn i gɛt sizin bak. Ɛn di sem tɛm i bi pɔsin we dɛn bɔn wit kil. Wan fast gyal we gɛt strɔng mɔsul dɛn.
  Bɔt, ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn gud. Dɛn rɔn fast fast fɔ fifti kilomita ɛn kam bak bak. Dɔn wi bin de du sɔm ɛgzampul dɛn, siŋ, ɛn swɛla. Wi bin de praktis fɔ shot smɔl.
  Na di nɛks de nɔmɔ dɛn bin mek di E-100 tank. Wɛl, dat nɔto so bad tin. Pantap dat, dis supa-hevi motoka bin gɛt wan ɔrijinal arenjmɛnt fɔ rɔla, difrɛn frɔm wan chɛkbɔd arenjmɛnt, we bin de mek dɛn ebul fɔ drayv mɔ na di sno, bɔt i bin de mek sɔm prɔblɛm dɛn fɔ di wan dɛn we de ripɛnt bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de du dɛn abit. Pan ɔl we i jɔs izi fɔ mawnt di E-100 pas di Tayga ɔ Panta.
  Na Novɛmba 28, di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok di ples smɔl na Mɔmansk. Bɔt di we aw di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de agens am, na tin we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand. Ɛn ivin siksti inch shel dɛn we kɔmɔt na di fɛt ship dɛn na Briten ɛn Jamani nɔ bin ebul fɔ brok di wil fɔ di difens.
  Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin stil go bifo. Di E-100 tank bin kɔba tu-tri blɔk dɛn insay di de, bɔt i bin pwɛl di trak dɛn bak. Bɔt dis tɛm di ripɛnt bin tek sɔm awa nɔmɔ. Na Novɛmba 29, Terminator gyal pikin dɛn bin rɔsh wit wan KV-3 tank. Di Soviet motoka bin bang di frɔnt klos tu-tri tɛm, bɔt di shel dɛn bin bounce kɔmɔt na di slop. Magda bin hit bak di Rɔshian tank, ɛn mek i bɔn lɛk bɔku bɔku tɔch dɛn we dɛn dɔn gɛda.
  Kristina aks in patna wit wan grin we de provok am se:
  - Yu nɔ de fil sɔri fɔ dɛn Rɔshian dɛn de atɔl?
  Magda bin ansa wit ɔl in at se:
  - A de fil sɔri fɔ ɔlman, ivin di wan dɛn we nɔ fit fɔ sɔri!
  Ɛn di titi swɛt bad bad wan, ɛn tɔn in yay to di skay. Di sojaman dɛn bin de tray fɔ tek tɛm du tin mɔ ɛn mɔ. So dat dɛn nɔ go ambɔg yu we dɛn de mek di say dɛn we dɔn pwɛl. Di 128mm ɛn 75mm gɔn dɛn bin de wok lɛk dɔnki. Bɔt di tank bin stil gɛt damej.
  Wan pan di wɔl dɛn bin bɔm ɛn fɔdɔm pan di motoka. Di klos bin skrach ɛn i bin dɔn dent smɔl.
  Insay Novɛmba 30, di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo mɔ. Na sɔm ples dɛn, dɛn bin ivin rich na di siti sɛnt. Bɔt di sem de, wan shot we dɛn bin aim fayn fayn wan frɔm fɔti fayv bin pwɛl di mɔt fɔ wan 128-mm kanɔn, ɛn dɛn bin fos di gyal pikin dɛn fɔ bigin fɔ ripɛnt bak. Ɛn, i tan lɛk se, i lɔng pas dat.
  Dɔn di 4 pipul dɛn disayd fɔ fɛt lɛk simpul sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut instead fɔ fɛt tank. Di fayn fayn uman dɛn bin de tray fɔ fɛt, dɛn bin de fɛt wit bikini nɔmɔ. Bɔt we di kol bin kol, di gyal pikin dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ tinap fɔ sɔm awa na dis af-af nekɛd stet, dɔn dɛn rɔn fɔ wam dɛnsɛf.
  Gɛda bin bɛr insɛf na di sno, i bin faya am frɔm di las MP-44 asɔlt rayf, ɛn kil Rɔshian sojaman dɛn wit ɔl in at. Na ya i de, wan barefut gyal we gɛt wayt ia, we nak wan Rɛd Ami kɔlɔnɛl na in ed. En imbin tok:
  - Nɔ, a stil na Aryan!
  Charlotte, we bin de go bifo frɔm di ɔda say, bin de gigl:
  - Yu na wɔriɔ we de briŋ day to yu ɛnimi dɛn. - Dɔn di titi we gɛt rɛd ia, we nɔ gɛt natin, faya pan di mɛja ɛn nak am rayt ɔnda in yay. I bin de sho in tit dɛn kwik kwik wan. - Yu si, a shot no worse!
  Gerda giv wan burst, finish off di Komsomol memba en di kapten of di Russian troops, di bitch sho in tit:
  - Yes, yu shot, bot a si! Lɛk chensaw!
  Charlotte bin trowe wan shard glas wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I nak di liɔtɛnant fɔ di Rɔshian ami na in nɛk, ɛn chip:
  - Ɛn na ya a de, de ple rawnd wit glas!
  Gɛda rɔn tru di sno, ɛn lɛf futprin dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt fayn fayn fut dɛn. I rɔsh fɔ bɛn dɔŋ. Dɔn di tayga gyal tɔn ova ɛn du sɔmsalt. I twist ɛn muv in ed to di Sɔviɛt sojaman in chin. I bin spit blɔd. Gɛda bin swɛt di trot wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn strangl di Rɔshian.
  Di dɛbul we gɛt rɛd ia we nem Charlotte bin strangl di payɔnia. Na so di gyal pikin dɛn bin tɔn to nasty ɛn wikɛd.
  Magda bin kil Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bak, bɔt i nɔ bin du di pikin dɛn bad. Nɔ, i nɔ go ɛva es in an to pikin. Ɛn jɔs lɛk ɔl ɔda tin dɛn, fɔ shed blɔd nɔ bin de mek i gladi. Bɔt stil, na taygres frɔm wan SS batalyɔn, ɛn i fɔ fala ɔda lɔ dɛn.
  So Kristina bin trowe dagɔ pan wan bɔbɔ we bin tan lɛk se i ol lɛk twɛlv ia so. Rili kruk. Nɔ, big pipul dɛn nɔ fɔ kil pikin dɛn!
  Magda krɔs insɛf ɛn wispa se:
  - Masta fɔgiv mi! Yu disgust mi, bɔt wɔ na wɔ!
  Ɛn di blant shot di Rɔshian snaypa, we fɔdɔm, i bit am bay wan prɛsis hit to di brij na in nos. Ala, di 4 pipul dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi bin apia. Di gyal pikin dɛn fɔs kil di British ɛn pat pan di Amɛrikan dɛn, bɔt naw dɛn dɔn tek am
  Rɔshian pipul dɛn. Na so di ratling grins dɛn we di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ bin de mek. Grins we de sho di mɔs rial, ɛn shap fangs!
  Kristina bin rɔb in fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di wud, i stil de fil kol, ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - I de disgust? Wetin yu want frɔm witch dɛn we gɛt rɛd ia!
  . CHAPTER No. 14.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin friz di wok smɔl smɔl. Inklud avieshɔn - ɛn fos bikɔs ɔf di wɛda kɔndishɔn we de pwɛl. I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kɔmplit di wok dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn sɛt di de bifo di ɔfens. Na tru se, i jɔs tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn kech di Kɔkas. Di Baku oil fild de anda kontriol. Di USSR bin lɔs di bɔku bɔku ɔyl we i bin de gɛt. Na tru se di Jamani dɛnsɛf stil gɛt fɔ spɛn tɛm fɔ mek di wɛl dɛn bak. Dɛn bin kech Karelia, Arkhangelsk, ɛn wan pat pan di nɔt pat na di si bak. Leningrad dɔn kɔt ɔl di kɔmyunikeshɔn wit di ɔda pat dɛn na Rɔshia. Dɛn kin kech sɔm ɔda teritɔri dɛn na di sɛnt. Na af pat na Turkmenistan sɛf gɛt pipul dɛn. Japan bin tek di wan ol Mongolia, ɛn i bin wedge insɛf bak insay Sɛntral Eshia ɛn pat pan am bin mek brij ed dɛn biɛn di Amur, na di Usuri rijɔn. Na tru se di samurai dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ du am bɛtɛ. Vladivostok dɔn blok ɔl ɛn dɛn de ɔnda faya.
  Tu ɔndrɛd kilomita lɛf fɔ go na Mɔsko. Ɛn naw di Jamani pipul dɛn kin ebul fɔ faya di kapital siti wit balistik mishɔl ɛn bɔm wit jet plen dɛn. Bɔt insay di kol sizin ɛn kol, di Wehrmacht nɔ bin ebul fɔ du ɔda ɔfens. Pantap dat, di kɔlonial sojaman dɛn: Indian, Afrikan, Arab dɛn rili kol. Ɛn dɛn bin lɔs bɔku pan di we aw dɛn bin de fɛt. I go bi sin if wi nɔ tek advantej pan dis kayn tin. Pan ɔl we di Rɛd Ami bin lɔs bɔku bɔku tin dɛn ɛn dɛn bin taya bak bad bad wan.
  Fɔ tru, di Jɛnɛral Staf bin disayd, pan ɔl di prɔblɛm dɛn we bin de wit di sapɔt ɛn di lɔs we di Kɔkas bin lɔs, fɔ du bɔku big big ɔfens ɔpreshɔn dɛn insay di winta. Ivin if di fasist dɛn nɔ de fred fɔ stik dɛn nos na di winta, wi go pin dɛn dɔŋ ɛn krɔs dɛn.
  Ɔ, ilɛk aw i bi, wi go fos yu fɔ fɛt di wɛda we bad pas ɔl.
  Vasilevsky, we na di edman fɔ di jenɛral staf ɛn diputi minista fɔ difɛns, bin rili mek sɛns, bin tink se di USSR nɔ go ebul fɔ win di tɛknɔlɔjik res agens ɔl Yurop ɛn Afrika wit Eshia apat frɔm dat.
  Insay dis, di ɛnimi in bɛnifit, mɔ pan avieshɔn, go jɔs gro ova di winta. Yɛs, fɔ tru, di wan dɛn we de mek di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek nyu tank dɛn ɛn dɛn de kɔntinyu fɔ mek nyu tank dɛn we dɔn go bifo. Na mɔ di T-34-85 we gɛt big tɔrɛt ɛn pawaful gɔn. Wel, di IS-2 wit 122 milimita gɔn de na rod. Bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ go tinap wansay. Apat frɔm dat, ivin di nyu motoka dɛn nɔ gud fɔ win di Layɔn ɔ ɛni ebi ebi motoka.
  Ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek naw i pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ gɛt di nɔmba dɛn we pas ɔlman.
  Voznesensky insɛf bin tɔk. I bin tɔk bak fɔ wan ɔfens kwik kwik wan:
  - Afta di Kɔkas dɔn lɔs, wi ami go gɛt siriɔs shɔt fiul. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi de ɛkspiriɛns am di bɛst we. Bɔt insay di kol sizin, di de kin shɔt pasmak, bɔku tɛm di wɛda kin bad ɛn di fiul we dɛn kin yuz bak go ridyus.
  Pipul Kɔmishɔna Zhdanov sɛf bin rɔsh fɔ ad se:
  - Apat frɔm dat, wi sojaman ɛn sapa dɛn bin blo ɔl di ɔyl wɛl dɛn na di Kɔkas. Dis min se di Kraut dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ yuz wi ɔyl yet. Bɔt we yu tink bɔt aw di kruk fasist dɛn no kwik kwik wan fɔ bil ɛn briŋ ɔltin bak, den insay di spring Baku ɔyl go flɔ insay di at dɛn na di ikɔmi na di Tɔd Rayk.
  Stalin bin tɔk smɔl bɔt di tɔk se:
  - Na di ɛnd ɔf Disɛmba wi go strik di fɔs winta blo. Di wangren kwɛstyɔn na usay?
  Na ya di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin gɛt wanwɔd igen. Zhukov bin prɔpos fɔ strayk na di sɛnt ɛn drɛb di ɛnimi dɛn fa frɔm Mɔsko. Vasilevsky bin tink se i bɛtɛ fɔ fɛn wikɛd say na Tikhvin. Na di sem tɛm, ɛp Leningrad, we nɔ go ebul fɔ sev frɔm di dɛbul blok.
  Rokossovsky bin tɔk in favɔrit fɔ wan ɔfɛnsin na di dairekshɔn fɔ Voronezh. Dɛn bin gɛt aidia fɔ atak di Nazi dɛn na Astrakhan, ɔ ivin nia Arkhangelsk. Stalin bin lisin to ɔl di kɔmɛnt dɛn, rayt sɔntin ɛn tink.
  Di aidia fɔ push di ɛnimi fɔ kɔmɔt nia Mɔsko bin tan lɛk se i de tɛmpt am ɛn i de tɛmpt am. Bɔt na di sɛnt naw di fasist dɛn strɔng pas ɔlman ɛn dɛn dɔn tay dɛn gud gud wan.
  I bin tan lɛk se i nɔ mek sɛns fɔ atak bay we yu krɔs di Vɔlga di riva bin big ɛn dip, ɛn di fɔs pat pan di opareshɔn go tek lɔng tɛm.
  Wan atak bitwin di Don ɛn di Vɔlga pɔsibul, bɔt wi yon dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit de, ɛn di Jamani dɛnsɛf gɛt fɔt fayn fayn wan.
  I tan lɛk se di tin we Vasilevsky bin tɔk na in mek sɛns pas ɔl. Na di nɔt, di Jamani dɛn wik, ɛn sɔm we dɛn de, dɛn sojaman dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ ɛkspiriɛns fɔ fɛt. Pantap dat, i nɔ tu te yet we dɛn bin dɔn tek Tikhvin, di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de na di ledj. Bɔt i rili pɔsibul se di Kraut dɛnsɛf tink dis we.
  Gi ɔl yu pawa na di dairekshɔn fɔ Voronezh? Insay di kɔnfigyushɔn fɔ di frɔnt, dɛn bin fɔm wan balkɔn, we i go rili mek sɛns fɔ tray fɔ kɔt, lɛk wan oblique sow thistle.
  Som mo intrestin tinkin na fo fuk around Arkhangelsk. We wi tink bɔt se di Kraut dɛn go gɛt fɔ transpɔt riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn akɔdin to di si dɛn, i mek sɛns fɔ mek gren de na dis dairekshɔn.
  Pan ɔl we i nɔ izi fɔ gi yu yon sojaman dɛn, mɔ bikɔs di Nazi dɛn sabmarin bot dɛn de kɔntrol di si kpatakpata. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn nyu kruz bot dɛn de bigin fɔ wok. I tan lɛk se i bin ivin lɛf smɔl fɔ mek dɛn bil di fɛt ship we dɛn kɔl Bismak we bin dɔn sink bifo. Pantap dat, di nyu ship fɔ brok di rɛkɛd saiz ɛn di wɛpɔn dɛn we di Yamato gɛt.
  Pan ɔl we na di ɔda say, wetin mek di Kraut dɛn nid ship dɛn fɔ fɛt? Trowe dɔst na di wan ol wɔl in yay? Di tin we de mɔna mɔ na di data bɔt nyu kayn wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn de mek na di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛspɛshali bɔt mishɔl ɛn jet plen dɛn, ɛn dis na siriɔs tin.
  Afta we Stalin bin de shem smɔl, i bin gri fɔ di plan: fɔ atak di Tikhvin rijɔn na di ɛnd ɔf Disɛmba, ɛn insay di fɔs pat pan Janwari fɔ fil di ɛnimi nia Voronezh.
  In jenerol, dis bin luk laik se i lojik... Meanwhile, di fo gyal pikin dem we don olredi haf foget kontiniu dia heroism fo di Eastern Front. Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt ɛn Kristina ɛn Magda Fɔn Singa - afta we dɛn stɔp fɔ stɔp bikɔs dɛn ɔl bin gɛt bɛlɛ ɔlmost wan tɛm; dɔn dɛn bɔn pikin dɛn we gɛt wɛlbɔdi ɛn go bak na di fɔs pat.
  Di weta bin kol ɛn di fayn fayn tin dɛn bin kam di twɛnti fayv dez insay Disɛmba. Sno de kam ɛn di briz de blo yu kɔl dɛn. Ɛn dɛn nɔ pik di ples we wam pas ɔl fɔ dɛnsɛf - rayt nia Leningrad.
  We dɛn rich de, di gyal pikin dɛn we wɛr bikini go rɔn na di sno we de rɔn. Infakt, tru tru Aryan dɛn fɔ sho se dɛn nɔ de fred ɛni wan, ivin di kol we rili bad. Wan ninja bɔbɔ we kɔmɔt Jepan kam, we ɔlman bin de kɔl Karas, bin rɔn wit dɛn.
  Dis pikin bin kam fɔ bi fambul fɔ in patisipeshon pan spɛshal ɔpreshɔn dɛn. Di fayn fayn tin dɛn we bin de na di ist, togɛda wit blant ia we dɛn gɛt frɔm wan papa we dɛn nɔ no, bin mek di bɔbɔ rili fayn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn ivin mek yay pan am fɔ ansa am, pan ɔl we sɔntɛm Karas nɔ mach fɔ dɛn yet. Bɔt di rilif we di mɔsul dɛn gɛt kin rɔn lɛk waya, so dat ivin dɛn taygres ya we dɔn sizin, we dɔn ɛkspiriɛns ɔltin, nɔ kin ebul fɔ kip am.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin gɛt dɛn shep bak kpatakpata afta dɛn bɔn pikin na di trenin bays, bɔt nɔto ɔl supaman dɛn kin ebul fɔ bia wit dis kayn glacial pace.
  Kristina, we, lɛk Magda, von Singer, bin ebul fɔ fɛt wit di Rɔshian dɛn, bin tɔk se:
  - Frɔst ɛn sno na dɛn men padi. Ɛn i nɔ kul pas di British dɛn!
  Magda bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - A nɔ go se dat. Di Rɔshian dɛn strɔng pasmak ɛn i lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di yunit dɛn nɔ ɛva tɔn bak!
  Charlotte, we bin de du sɔmsalt we i de jok, bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt dis na mɔ wikɛdnɛs pas plɔs.... A jɔs nɔ ɔndastand dɛn kayn we ya fɔ kɔmand ɛn kɔntrol lɛk fɔ mek barɛj ditachmɛnt ɛn ɛksɛkushɔn fɔ kɔmanda dɛn fɔ di yunit dɛn we de tɔn bak.
  Gɛda insɛf we nɔ wɛr fut, we bin de tɔn ova we i de rɔn ɛn du strɛch, bin gri se:
  - Na tru - anda di stik yu no go get gud warriors. - Na ya di blant gyal, bɔt, dɛn fos am fɔ admit, wit at we de krak krak. - Bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn de fɛt fayn if dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ol fɔ tu ɛn af ia. Wi go lɛk se dɛn go ebul fɔ liv!
  Kristina bin snor wit disgres se:
  - Yu de tel wi?
  Gɛda bin de gigl as i de tɔk se:
  - Wi na di elit! Ɛspɛshali Masɛl!
  Di bɛst as fɔ ɔl tɛm ɛn pipul dɛn, pan ɔl we di kategorial prohibition fɔ Hitler, we bin want dis simbul fɔ invinsibiliti fɔ pe atɛnshɔn nɔmɔ pan tichin - afta ɔl, i bin bi liɔtɛnant jenɛral, pan ɔl dat i rɔsh go bifo.
  Ɔ fɔ se, di Fuhrer bin gri fɔ alaw am fɔ kam bak if di Jamani dɛn fil bad sɔnsay.
  Di Nazi dɛn, na tru, jɔs fɔ mek shɔ se dɛn nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm, dɛn bin mek dɛn difens strɔng ɛn rɛdi fɔ winta, bɔt dɛn bin rili dawt if di Rɔshian dɛn go gɛt di tin dɛn we dɛn go ebul fɔ du fɔ mek dɛn du big big ɔfensiv.
  Bɔt, di intɛlijɛns bin wok. Dat min se, infɔmeshɔn bɔt di ɔfens we bin de kam fɔ fri Tikhvin bin rili lik aut. Pantap dat, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt wit pawaful artileri, jɔs insay di tɛm fɔ Krismas.
  Dɛn hit "Katyushas" ɛn ivin wan tu pan di fɔs ay-pawa rɔket lansa dɛn "Andryusha". Ɛn di kray we di bɔm dɛn bin de mek bin so dat di gyal pikin dɛn we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we bin dɔn frɔz af-af bin kech am.
  Bɔt gud tin na dat, dɛn kin yɛri fayn ɛn dɛn yay kin shayn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn luk dɛnsɛf ɛn kam fɔ no se:
  - Naw lɛ wi fɛt fayn fayn wan!
  En di ninja boi Karas se:
  - Mi wok go bi fɔ go insay Leningrad ɛn reconnoiter de. Yu tu fayn fɔ bi skaut!
  Magda bin de tilt in aylash dɛn wit languid as i de ansa se:
  - En yu tu... En if di Russians fain yu aksent strenj?
  Karas bin tɔk di rayt we se:
  - We yu tɔk Rɔshian tu kɔrɛkt wan, i de sho se yu na fɔrina bɔku mɔ strɔng wan. In eni kes, a ron, en put gud squeeze pan di adversary na di flank...
  Di gyal pikin dɛn rɔsh go na dɛn tank. Dɛn na tɛst tank dɛn, afta ɔl. Ɛn wi bin pik nyu tin fɔ wisɛf. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, ivin tu nyu tank dɛn wan tɛm, we dɛn fɔ tɛst na di fɔs pat.
  Namely "Laski", motoka dɛn wit tu kru mɛmba dɛn wit wan rili lɔw silhouette. Di very fes models of wan nyu jenereshɔn tank, usay di Jamani dɛn bin rili gɛt siriɔs fɔ kɔmpakt di layout. Ɛn sɔm intrestin manejmɛnt no-aw. Speshali, di ilɛktrik transmishɔn ɛn di say we di giabɔks we dɛn dɔn put insay di injin de. Ɛn tu-tri tank dɛnsɛf bin rili de ledɔm. Insay dis kes, dɛn bin de put di transmishɔn ɛn di injin na di bak, ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn bin sidɔm fayn fayn wan na dɛn bɛlɛ. Ɛn dɛn leg dɛn bin de pres di gia ɛn bɔtin dɛn frɔm biɛn, ɛn dɛn an dɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn bin de muv fayn fayn wan we dɛn de shift. Di sidɔm ples we kin ledɔm pas ɔl, dɛn kin mek am fɔ ɔda pipul dɛn ɛn dɛn kin kɔpi di shep we dɛn bɔdi gɛt. Rili no tawa nɔ de - i tɔn aut fɔ bi gɔn we de mek insɛf, ɛn so smɔl dat di rɔla dɛn de na do.
  Na tru se di gɔn nɔ kin ebul fɔ tɔn, bɔt i kin rɔta smɔl. Wɛl, di fɛtman insɛf kin tɔn rawnd in aks kwik kwik wan, ɛn dis kin mek i kɔmpɛns di tɔrɛt we nɔ gɛt.
  Magda bin ɛksplen to in patna gyal pikin dɛn se:
  - Na de, tank dɛn we nɔ gɛt tɔrɛt, dɛn kin shɔt ɛn dɛn kin smɔl. Na ya wi kin ajɔst di ayt, put am dɔŋ to 1.2 mita ɛn rayz am to 1.5... Klosap lɛk patizan, wi kin kray pan wi bɛlɛ.
  Di motoka we bin we 12 tan, ɛn i bin gɛt fayn fayn frɔnt klos we gɛt 82 milimita pan inklin angle we na 40 digri frɔm di ɔrizɔntal we de ɔp. Ɛn di wan we de dɔŋ rili smɔl. Di sayd dɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn na 60 milimita, bɔt dɛn stil kɔba di rɔla dɛnsɛf. Di 400 ɔspawɛl injin de mek yu ebul fɔ drayv fayn fayn wan. Plɛs, di say we di rɔla dɛn de ɛn di suspension de mek am pɔsibul nɔto jɔs fɔ ridyus di silhouette, bɔt i de gi fayn fayn manejmɛnt tru snodrift.
  Ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, di menagerie we ebi, we bigin wit di Panther, na bɔku mɔ bulky ɛn klɔmsi. Ɛn pan di snodrift dɛn i kɔmplit wan lɛk day.
  Gɛda, we bin setul wit in patna we bin dɔn de wit am fɔ lɔng tɛm, we nem Chalɔt, ɛn we i nɔ bin want, i nɔ bin fil fayn na di bɔks we bin smɔl, kɔmpakt ɛn lɔng na di tank. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, wi fɔ pe tribute se di motoka we gɛt T-4 armament ɛn di bɛst klos bin kip di wet we na 12 tan. Di blant tɛrminatɔ bin tɔk se:
  - Di tank dɛn we bin kɔmfyut pas ɔl na di Tayga ɛn Layɔn. Insay dis motoka, ivin wi gyal pikin dɛn kin gɛt prɔblɛm fɔ tɔn rawnd.
  Charlotte bin ansa se:
  - Bɔt di protɛkshɔn... Lɛk di nyu "Panther", we na insay Novɛmba nɔmɔ bigin fɔ enta di ami wit 60 milimita hul.... Na tru se di fɔrɛst dɔn lɔk bɛtɛ pas wi yon wit 120-milimita, bɔt yu stil gɛt fɔ hit am. Insay angle lɛk wi yon, 85 mm kanɔn go rikochet ivin we dɛn faya am na pɔynt-blank rɛnj.
  Gɛda bin skrach in fut biɛn in yes, bɔt dis muvmɛnt stil mek in fut rɛst pan di ruf we slo ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Di Rashian dɛn wɔn wi se tank dɛn we gɛt kaliba we na 122 milimita kin apia. Intɛlijɛns nɔ de slip!
  Charlotte se wit kɔnfidɛns, i de puf in chɛst ɛn twist in mɔt wit wamat:
  - Wi intɛlijɛns de na in bɛst lɛk ɔltɛm. Na wi nɔmɔ dɛn bin lɔk insay wan smɔl bɔks.
  Di nyu injin we gɛt 400 ɔspawɛl, lɛk aw di instrɔkshɔn dɛn se, dɛn kin ebul fɔ mek di injin bɔku fɔ shɔt tɛm wit wata-mɛtalɔn ɔ naytrɔjen miksɔp. If na so i bi, di tank kin rɔsh fɔ sɔm minit dɛn wit spid we pas 100 kilomita.
  Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin mek wan big big wok, bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn rid ɔl di trench ɛn bɔnks dɛn we di fasist dɛn bin de yuz trade. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin pul bɔku pan di sojaman dɛn go na di sɛkɔn ɛn tɔd layn. Afta dat dɛn bin tray fɔ mit di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut wit artileri faya ɛn mashin-gan row dɛn.
  Fɔ tru, na tank dɛn we bin de muf bin de bifo. Bikɔs di T-34-85 we gɛt mɔ pawa nɔ bin dɔn go insay mas prodakshɔn yet, dɛn bin atak di smɔl ɛn mɔ mobayl T-34-76. Dɛn, ilɛksɛf dɛn lɔs, dɛn bin de klaym pan di trench layn ɛn tek advantej pan di fayn we aw dɛn bin de drayv na di sno.
  Ɛn na di Jamani motoka dɛn de tray fɔ ansa. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔp fɔ yuz di T-4, bɔt bɔku pan dɛn stil de wok. I sɔri fɔ no se dɛn kin muv bɛtɛ tru sno we de rɔn pas di nyu monsta dɛn. Pantap dat, yu stil nid fɔ bigin am fɔ klin di sno we dɔn gɛda bitwin di rɔla dɛn. I ivin fani aw di Krauts de bɔyl wata insay kɔldɔn ɛn afta dat dɛn kin tɔn am pan di trak dɛn so dat dis vile krɔkrɔs go kɔmɔt.
  Ivin di bes Jaman tank "Lion" de sofa wit dis kain rola. Na tru se, insay di very modifications di French don olredi tek dis in kontri, and dia moto sef fit outperforming a tati-fo... Bot dis na onli kondishonal tok so simpul.
  Bɔt wan tu Jamani tank dɛn bin rili muf... Bɔt di ɔda wan dɛn, aw a go se... Na di tap! Na tru se, frɔm di "Lion" taf tank dɛn de tray fɔ hit di T-34-76 frɔm lɔng distans. Wi fɔ no se, we wi tink bɔt di we aw di klos we dɛn mek wit di kɔst tɔrɛt we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin mek, nɔ kin wok fayn, i sɔri fɔ no se, chans de fɔ hit.
  Di shɔt we di alɔy ɛlimɛnt dɛn shɔt so akyu dat ivin di 50 mm Kraut gɔn dɛn denja. Bɔt we pɔsin hit frɔm smɔl 37-mm kanɔn kin mek bak i fɔdɔm ɛn shed di wɛpɔn dɛn, ɔ krak krak na di hul ɛn di tɔrɛt.
  Di rilitiv vulnerability of di "thirty-fo" bin lid to di fact se di aidia fɔ ri-ɛkwip di "Panthers" wit wan mɔ pawaful gɔn bin postpɔn te bɛtɛ tɛm. Ɔ, mɔ prɛsishɔn, di wɔs - if IP dɛn go insay siriɔs. Bɔt te naw di IS-1 nɔ dɔn bi mas siriɔs. Bɔt infɔmeshɔn bɔt di IS-2 dɔn ɔlrɛdi lik. Bikɔs bɔku jenɛral dɛn bin dɔn ɔndastand se di USSR dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ dɔn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin si am se i shem fɔ betray di Mama Land fɔ mɔni. So di nɔmba fɔ di spay dɛn, ivin di wan dɛn we de na di Jɛnɛral Staf, dɔn bɔku bad bad wan.
  Na dis na wan ebi modifyeshɔn fɔ di "Lion" wit 128 mm kanɔn. I de tray fɔ rich di tati-fo wit in lɔng paw... Bɔt tray fɔ hit am.
  Bɔt di Soviet tank dɛn disayd fɔ atak di Fritz dɛnsɛf. Ivin if yu tek tɛm tink bɔt di rit we di Wehrmacht gɔn dɛn de faya, dis na fɔ kil yusɛf.
  So di "Layɔn" bin ebul fɔ kɔt di tɔrɛt ɛn 4 padi dɛn flay go lɛk pijin go na di nɛks wɔl... Bɔt ɔda tank dɛn de push mɔ ɛn mɔ... Naw di krafman dɛn dɔn bi alert fɔ sɔm kayn we fɔ bɔst dizil injin, so dat dɛn kin aksɛleret di tank ivin fɔ shɔt tɛm, bɔt i nɔ gɛt ɛni miksɔp te i rich 70 kilomita. Mek di enjin brok afta dat. Bɔt afta dat, man dɛn we nɔ gɛt op kin kam pan di atak, we dɛn nɔ de tink bɔt fɔ kam bak. Wɛl, wetin so? If yu nɔ ebul fɔ liv ɔda we, den fɔgɛt bɔt fɔ liv.
  Ɛn naw, lɛk dɛbul we kɔmɔt na di wɔl we gɛt sno, wan Sɔviɛt tank, we dɔn pik di wan we dia pas ɔl fɔ insɛf, de ram di ebi ebi ɛn kil "Layɔn". Di Jaman motoka bin jɔs bigin fɔ kɔmɔt na di hangar.
  Di blo strɔng, di barɛl fɔ di Soviet motoka de bɛn. Di Layɔn rili smɔl ɛn di bɔdi fɔ ɔl tu di motoka dɛn flat. Ɛn afta dat, di Jamani injin we de bifo kin bɔn. Ɛn di faya bigin, ɛn di Nazi dɛn rɔnawe tru di hatch we de dɔŋ.
  Na tru se nɔto ɔl di Soviet tank dɛn bin ebul fɔ brok te dɛn rich usay dɛn de rɔn. Di Fritz dɛn gɔn dɛn de wok ɛn grind. Bɔt ɛnibɔdi we win go hit am bad bad wan!
  Gɛda ɛn Shalɔt bin de bifo dɛn padi dɛn smɔl ɛn dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf insay di say we dɛn kin ebul fɔ waka we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn motoka dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de. Wɛl, yu kin shot, bɔt i bɛtɛ fɔ kam nia. Frɔm fayv kilomita, ivin di fraylayz klos we pɔsin kin wɛr fɔ tati-fo, at fɔ tek.
  Fiery Charlotte bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - I de olwes bi laik dis. Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ hit frɔm fa!
  Gɛda nɔ bin gri wit dis:
  - Yu kin if yu tek tɛm inof!
  Bɔt te naw di tin we apin nɔ fos wi fɔ opin faya frɔm fa. Ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ mek ɛnibɔdi notis dɛn tank we dɛn dɔn pent wit wayt. Ɛn di motoka de rɔn so fayn. Nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ fɔlt di chɛsis.
  Ɛn di rayd de smol smol. Soviet motoka dɛn bak rili gud ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok di fɔs layn na Jamani difens ɛn dɛn de brok di sɛkɔn layn. Ɛn di wɛda bin bad, sno bin kam, ɛn bɔku bɔku Wehrmacht plen dɛn bin kɔmɔt.
  If yu tink bɔt di wik we di rɛd avieshɔn wik, ɛn di akyu shɔtat fɔ fiul, di wɛda nɔ go ebul fɔ bɛtɛ.
  Mek di Krauts dɛn ayd. Sɔm pan dɛn dɔn ivin bigin fɔ wev wayt rag. Hitler go bi kaput...
  Gerda bin faya frɔm tu kilomita fa. In prinsipul, dis defet stil no sure, bot si hau moch Germans di Russians manej kripul, den wetin fo expekt. Pantap dat, tati-fo pipul dɛn ivin nɔ de te pas di tɛm we di wɔ bigin, ɛn dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm yet fɔ mek nyu dipɔsit dɛn. So...
  Di blant tɛrminatɔ bin rili wɔri we i pul di triga fɔ di gɔn. I bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs di abit fɔ shot fɛt - pas di asɔlt pan Murmansk, pan ɔl we i kɔntinyu fɔ praktis na shot rɛnj ɛn trenin grɔn we i bin gɛt bɛlɛ, ɛn bak di fɔs mɔnt dɛn we i bin de rul. Bɔt i tan lɛk se i izi fɔ fɛt wit bikini ɛn barefut, yu bi wan wit di mashin... Di shel hit ɛn wɔp di tɔrɛt... Nɔ, i nɔ kech faya, bɔt dɛn fos mi padi fɔ stɔp ɛni we. Ɛn naw wan ɔda viktim...
  Charlotte de wispa se:
  - Udat dɔn yus fɔ fɛt fɔ win. I go go na grev wit wi... - Gɛda faya, ɛn di wɔriɔ we gɛt rɛd ia kɔrɛkt am. - Ɔ fɔ se, wi ɔl go briŋ wi ɛnimi dɛn to grev togɛda.
  Snow White di Terminator bin intarop wit wamat:
  - Yes, no inspiration, nɔ distrakt di siŋ!
  Charlotte bin beg se:
  - Sing am yusɛf! Yu rili ebul fɔ du sɔntin!
  Ɛn Gɛda we bin de bifo di faya bigin fɔ siŋ;
  Di kɔntri we dɛn bɔn ɛn di ami na tu pila dɛn, .
  Na we di planɛt de rɛst!
  Wi kɔntri go protɛkt yu wit wi bɔdi, .
  Ɔl di pipul dɛn dɔn wam yu ami!
    
  Di klawd kol, ɛn di layt wam, .
  Di mashin gɔn bin de rɔb di sojaman in sholda!
  Wi de wit yu sote go, wi kɔntri, .
  Mek wi dig grev fɔ di ɛnimi!
    
  Yɛs, sɔntɛnde, di fes we pɔsin kin gɛt kin kruk, .
  Di bulɛt de tray fɔ chuk wi at!
  I tɔn bak smɔl ɛn di fɛtman day, .
  Masta opin di domɔt to di hiro!
    
  Insay di skay we nɔ gɛt bɔt, wi gɛt pis, .
  Paradays, di blɛsin wɔriɔ nɔ de shayn!
  A de kɛr pis wit mi na mi papa kɔntri, .
  Wi pikin dɛn go test di frut fɔ win!
  We Gɛda bin de siŋ, i bin bit nayn ɔda tank dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek in skɔk fayn fayn wan.
  Dɔn Charlotte bigin fɔ siŋ:
  Alluring stary ayt dɛn, .
  Dɛn kin kɛr yu go fa fa say dɛn we nɔ gɛt ɛnd!
  Ɛn wi pipul dɛn na di wɔl we de tink, .
  Drim fɔ flay Icarus!
    
  Mi yay de pan di skay, .
  Di sfɛra at fɔ tɔch..
  Frɔm di fɔs Akimidis skru dɛn - .
  Fɔ plan dɛn bin lɔng ɛn i bin de taya!
  Na ya di titi nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap ɛn bigin fɔ aim ɛn faya insɛf... Di Soviet tank kru dɛn nɔ bin pe atɛnshɔn to di shot dɛn, pan ɔl we Magda in gɔn we i de yuz insɛf sɛf bin jɔyn in. Stil, insay sno storm yu nɔ kin rili si usay, wetin ɛn aw i de hit. Plɛs, ɔl tu di tank dɛn bin sink ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ difrɛns frɔm di sno we bin de drɛf. Ɛn di nyu gɔn nɔ bin de si am mɔ, ɛn na di ɛnd, wan saylɛns bin de we gɛt layt ɔutlet. Dis na di mashin we rili insidiɔs we di Fritz tɔn aut fɔ gɛt.
  Di krushian kap, we bin de hang na di sayd da tɛm de, bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - If uman dɛn de fɛt, i bɛtɛ fɔ mek dɛn nɔ go fɛt!
  I bin tan lɛk aw tu motoka dɛn we gɛt twɛlv tan nɔmɔ ɛni wan pan dɛn go pwɛl? Bɔt insay dis kes, na di wan dɛn we de wok de disayd ɔltin. Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ bin ɛva mis, pan ɔl we nɔto ɔl di hit dɛn bin kil. Tri ɔ 4 inklin armɔ we gɛt tati-fo bin gi wan rikochet, lɛk wan duzin impakshɔn bin mek difrɛn digri dɛn damej to di motoka dɛn, bɔt na di kayn we we dɛn kin fiks izi wan na di fil. Bɔt na lɛk fifti Soviet motoka dɛn we nɔ gɛt fayn fayn klos dɛn bin pwɛl bad bad wan.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, di kɔmanda in tati-fo pipul dɛn bigin fɔ vɔmit we di amunishɔn bɔn. Dɛn bin trowe di tɔrɛt fa, ɛn di barɛl bin tɔn lɛk stiarin. Pipul dɛn bin day bak.
  Di Soviet tank kru dɛn bin no let fɔ no se dɛn de swɛt dɛn ɛn dɛn bin tray fɔ kɔntra atak.
  Di tayga gyal pikin dɛn rili kramp, bɔt di amunishɔn lod we na 82 rawnd dɛn rili kɔmpia to di Panta. Pan ɔl we di amunishɔn de rɛst pan di nos ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn de skrap dɛn ɛlb pan dɛn. Bɔt fɔ naw sɔntin stil de fɔ shot, ɛn we yu de kam nia, i izi fɔ bit di Rɔshian dɛn.
  Gɛda krɔs insɛf kwik kwik wan ɛn, we i sɛn ɔda tank fɔ skrap, i wispa se:
  - Gɔd fɔgiv mi! Dis na brayt man dɛn, bɔt wan pan dɛn kɔmanda dɛn kray kpatakpata!
  Charlotte bin notis, i bin de wispa wit hysterically:
  - If dem kam aboard wi, den na di en!
  Fɔ tru, di tati-fo pipul dɛn we bin de faya we dɛn bin de muf, bin kɔba wit smok, dɛn bin de shek shek bikɔs dɛn bin shɔk. Na tru se dɛn hit dɛn nɔ kin bɔku, di shot dɛn nɔ kɔrɛkt, bɔt di tank de hum.
  Di fɔɛd stil protɛkt pafɛkt wan ɛn di klos we pɔsin kin wɛr, ilɛk wetin pɔsin se, na ay kwaliti, dɛn dɔn siment am. Dis min se di say we di wata at pasmak de gi fayn fayn rikochɛt, jɔs lɛk aw rɔbish de jomp.
  Bɔt i stil de mek pɔsin fred insay, i tan lɛk se yu de klaym insay drɔm ɛn dɛn de bit yu wit ebi ebi baton.
  Na tru se di kabin bin rili hot frɔm di hit dɛn, bɔt we yu de insay bikini, i kin ivin fayn afta yu dɔn dayv insay di sno. Bɔt wetin nɔ fayn pas dat na dat di Soviet shel bin hit di rayt aprɔn na di rɔla. Dis na fɔ di drayv we di motoka de drayv, lɛk krawd ɔnda di yay. Pan ɔl we, if yu tink se di rɔla dɛn nɔ de stag, bɔt na sɛpret kat, den di tank kin stil muf. Tɔn rawnd ɛn lɛf yusɛf. Dɛn fɔ dɔn du dis bifo tɛm. Ɛn so di stern protɛkshɔn wik. Ɛn di angul we pɔsin kin inklin kin smɔl. If i hit, i kin brok tru. Di Russian dem gun dem no wik so.
  Gɛda wispa, bak i fri di gift fɔ di ɔndawɔl frɔm dɛn sɛmi-ɔtomɛtik gɔn:
  - Bɔt Pasaran!
  Pan ɔl we dis wɔd, ɔ fɔ rayt am, di mɔtto we di Spanish kɔmyunis dɛn bin de yuz, luk lɛk se i nɔ fit atɔl fɔ di Jaman tayga wɔriɔ dɛn. Afta ɔl, di Nazi dɛn bin fɛt na Franco in say. Pan ɔl we sɔntɛnde sojaman dɛn kin gri fɔ tek ɔda pipul dɛn tɛknik.
  We Charlotte bin de faya, i bin tɔn di Laska sɛlf-propɛl gɔn smɔl, ɛn di pwɛl pwɛl we di shɔɛl bin pwɛl di rayt rɔla bin mek dɛn gɛt prɔblɛm pan dis.
  Sɔviɛt tank dɛn nɔ bin de rɔsh tru di sno we de rɔn fast fast lɛk aw dɛn bin de jomp na di aywe, bɔt stil di we aw dɛn bin de jomp kwik kwik wan bin de ambɔg di say we dɛn bin de aim ɛn dɛn bin de rɔn fast.
  Na ya dɛn de faya di shel dɛn na pɔynt-blank rɛnj.
  Ɛn Gɛda de faya wit tɔp spid, ɛn i de swet bɔku bɔku wan. Slanted armor we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt
  i de gi rikochet na di fohs, boht if dem hit dem point-blank na di sayd...
  Charlotte bin ala se:
  - Ɛn ivin if a dɔn na di dip dip ples dɛn na ɛlfaya, a nɔ go go bak na di kredul!
  Girls, a kin shot te di ɛnd, bɔt di shel dɛn kin rɔsh frɔm di sayd dɛn ɛn pierce, brok di rollers. Di klos krak ɛn di motoka kech faya.
  Gɛda disayd fɔ du sɔntin:
  - Wi blo di motoka dɛn ɛn kɔmɔt!
  Charlotte ala wit pwɛl at se:
  - Yu wan trowe ayɛn?
  Gɛda tɔk wit ɔl in at se:
  - Tin dɛn de we impɔtant pas mɛtal, fɔ ɛgzampul freym!
  Charlotte rip wan smɔl fim kamɛra ɛn ala se:
  - Bɔt wi eksplɔyt dɛn go rikodɔ sote go!
  Gɛda, wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, bin tɔn di lev we bin de bɔn bɔm dɛn we ebul fɔ blo wan tank we dɛn bin de tray fɔ du. Di tayga gyal bin rili sɔri fɔ pwɛl dis kayn wok we dɛn mek wit at, bɔt usay i go go if ɔdasay di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn, we dɛn nɔ fɔ dinay fɔ gɛt maynd, go kech spɛshal teknɔlɔji dɛn.
  So dɛn blo di Laska ɛn dayv insay wan sno fɔ sev dɛn spɛshal layf.
  Magda von Singer ɛn Christina dɛnsɛf nɔ bin want fɔ go bak ɛn dɛn motoka bin brok bikɔs dɛn bin hit dɛn di shel kɔrɛkt wan. Dis na fate - di Pallas we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at fɔ ɛni wɔ. We yu gɛt fɔ tɔn bak, lɛf yu at. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt wit sɛns, ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ yuz ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt. Bɔt naw dɛn bin gɛt fɔ bɛr dɛnsɛf, lɛk snek dɛn we de na sno, ɛn de tray fɔ sidɔm na do frɔm di Soviet gɔn dɛn we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ stɔp.
  We yu swet ɛn yu wɛr bikini, fɔ klaym insay di dip dip sno nɔto di tin we kin mek yu gladi pas ɔl. Bɔt ɔmɔs tɛm na wi wɔl yu kin du wetin yu gladi? Fɔ ɛgzampul, ɛni we aw i bi, di layt bin rili ebul fɔ siŋ di fut dɛn we Kristina in divayn fut dɛn, we bin de shot te i dɔn. Bɔt dis bin mek di titi vɛks mɔ ɛn ala se:
  - Ɔna ɛn kɔrej nɔ de sɛl bay wet!
  Magda, we insɛf bin dɔn bɔn, ɛn ivin in skin we dɔn tan bin kɔba wit blista, bin ala se:
  - Faya na ɔt, nɔto faya!
  Bɔt di Soviet tank dɛn bin mek di wok izi. We dɛn vɛks bad bad wan, dɛn shot di "Weasels" we dɛn dɔn lɛf biɛn witout ɛni sɔri-at, dɛn put dɔzɛn shel dɛn insay di brok mɛtal. Na da sem tɛm de, sɔm pan di tank dɛn bin ledɔm kɔmɔt na di hatch dɛn ɛn lɛk wata we de fɔdɔm, dɛn bin kɔba di Jaman motoka dɛnsɛf ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de drayv dɔti dɔti tin dɛn.
  Magda bin wins we i notis se:
  - Dɛn, di Bolshevik dɛm, na, fɔ tru, brayt, bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt kɔlchɔ pasmak!
  Kristina, we bin de spit di sno we bin de fɔdɔm na in mɔt, bin sho se i gɛt strɔng jɔstis we i nɔ bin de tink se:
  - Yu tink se wi wɔri pipul dɛn bɛtɛ?
  Magda bin tɔk wit jok se:
  - Na tru se, i bɛtɛ since wi win. Di Kɔkas dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi wi yon, dɔn Mɔsko na tu ɔ tri ɔndrɛd kilomita nɔmɔ de... - Ɛn di ɔni blant sternly bared in lɔng fangs. - Ɔ yu want fɔ kɛr tɔk dɛn fɔ tret?
  Kristina, we bin dɔn si ɔltin inof, jɔs es wan watawɛl we gɛt sno dɔst wit in fut ɛn gigl, ɛn notis se:
  - Sɔntɛnde, fɔ sɛt mɔt na di kayn betray we kin rili bad.
  Nayt, big big briz ɛn sno bin gi di 4 gyal pikin dɛn gud chans fɔ liv.
  . CHAPTER No. 15.
  Pantap dat, i nɔ bin kam na di ɛnimi dɛn maynd fɔ kɔm di sno ɛn luk fɔ dɛbul dɛn we nɔ gɛt leg na di sno we de drɛf. So di sojaman dɛn, we dɛn bɛr insay di sno, sidɔm bak, ɛn di Soviet tank dɛn bin go bifo, ɛn dɛn bin de divɛlɔp wan tin we go mek dɛn ebul fɔ du sɔntin. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɛf pas wan ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn we bin de ledɔm brok, we nɔ fayn, .
  we de rilizɔt di akshɔn we taygres gyal pikin dɛn de du.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin ajɔst sɔm sakrifays dɛn insay di fɔs sɔm dez dɛn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ go insay di ɛnimi dɛn fɔmɛshɔn dɛn bad bad wan.
  Di Fritz dɛn bin rɔnawe go na Tikhvin dɛnsɛf ɛn tray fɔ gɛt fut na di siti. Na tru se os ɛn say dɛn we pipul dɛn kin de, dɛnsɛf rili gɛt siriɔs protɛkshɔn frɔm di Soviet sojaman dɛn we de go bifo.
  Di brayt 4 taygres gyal pikin dɛn bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe go na Tikhvin. Bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ tek sabmashin gɔn fɔ difend di siti. Bɔt fɔ tank dɛn dis nɔto di tɛm we dɛn kin ɛnjɔy pas ɔl.
  Charlotte, we bin de faya bak frɔm di infantri we bin de go bifo, we bin de sɛn ɔda rɛd sojaman fɔ go na di nɛks wɔl, bin tɔk se:
  - Wel, aren"t we monsters... En wi tu wan get di treasure!
  Tikhvin bin gɛt siriɔs damej ivin we di Jamani dɛn bin tek di siti.
  Naw di Krauts bin de mawnt di barikɛd dɛn ɛn dɛn bin op fɔ bil wan layn fɔ difens we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ win.
  Gerda opin faya wit single shot - i fɔ dɔn tek kia ɔf in katrij dɛm. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin lɔs tumɔs tank dɛn ɛn so di sojaman dɛn we bin de waka na fut bin go atak.
  Na tru se, nɔto bin inof pipul dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn we de kɛr pipul dɛn we dɛn kɔl Soviet mɔdel dɛn. Na dat mek dɛn sɛn di sojaman dɛn fɔ go kil. Ɛn mashin gɔn ɛn mashin gɔn dɛn bin de mit dɛn. Di 4 pipul dɛn bin shot fayn ɛn dɛn bin ayd wit sɛns na di barikɛd dɛn.
  Gɛda, we bin dɔn le wan ɔda Sɔviɛt sojaman dɔŋ, i bin siŋ se:
  - Wi nid fɔ akɔmplit wan feat fɔ wɔ - ɔdasay wi nɔ go gɛt ɛni sɛns fɔ liv!
  Di fɛt bin de go ɔlsay na di siti. Ɛn bɔm dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɔdɔm frɔm ɔp, mɔ bikɔs di wɛda bin notis se di wɛda dɔn bɛtɛ, ɛn di Kraut famili bin gɛt ed stat.
  Gɛda bin vɛks bad bad wan, i trowe wan dagɔ wit in fayn fayn finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn ala se:
  - Wi fɛt go win, ɔdasay i nɔ go ebul fɔ win!
  Charlotte, we bin de faya bak jɔs lɛk aw i bin de, bin ad se:
  - Na wan win nɔmɔ de, bɔt na big wan!
  Gerda, we bin de kɔt sɔm fɛtman dɛn wit shɔt bɔrst, bin ad se:
  - Bɔt fɔ win nɔ kin ɛva smɔl!
  Soviet sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn we dɛn bin de faya pan Tikhvin, fil ɛn siej artileri bin kam smɔl leta. Di Fritz dɛn bin mek dɛn difens ɛn di prɛshɔn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ mek di briz strɔng. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin gɛda nyu plen dɛn.
  Di we aw di lijen Masɛj bin apia bin chenj di balans pan pawa bad bad wan.
  Di big big es bin flay di ME-309, we na wan rili pawaful wɛpɔn. Ɛn i bin rili swip ɔlman we bin de na in rod. Ivin di Soviet ami bin wɔn spɛshal wan se dis kayn big big animal dɔn apia na di ays.
  Masɛl insɛf nɔ bin de si insɛf as wikɛd pɔsin, ɛn i nɔ bin de si insɛf as kruk pɔsin. I bin biliv se we i fɛt di Rɛd Ami, i jɔs de du in oli wok to di Mama Land. Pantap dat, i nɔ bin no bɔku tin dɛn bɔt di bad bad tin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn bin de du. Ɛn dɛn bin tɔk se na di wɔ bin mek dɛn du am tumɔs.
  Bɔt na di fɔs supa-as fɛt afta i kam bak. Sɔviɛt bɔm dɛn, atak plen dɛn ɛn fɛt plen dɛn de flay. I klia se dɛn want fɔ gi wan bad bad fɛt to di grɔn yunit dɛn na di Wehrmacht. Bɔt Masɛl si ɔl dis ɛn frɔm fayv ɔ siks kilomita fa, i opin faya, ɛn ivin wispa tru in nos.
  Sɔviɛt mashin dɛn ɛn di brayt ɛs dɛn nɔ bin dɔn rili si di ɛnimi yet we dɛn plen dɛn bigin fɔ bɔn ɛn dɛn wing dɛn bigin fɔ brok. Masɛl shot witout aim, bɔt intuitiv wan. I bin tan lɛk se i no bifo tɛm usay ɛni payɔnia go flay ɛn dayrɛkt in monsta we gɛt wing. So i kam fɔ no se wan yɔŋ man we gɛt bebi fes bin de swip di armada dɛn we gɛt wing.
  Pan ɔl we di Nyu Ia bin kol, i bin tɔn to hot. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn we bin de atak bad bad wan ɛn we nɔ bin de chenj, bin tray fɔ tek Tikhvin. Di Fritz dɛn bin trangayes fɔ difend dɛnsɛf, dɛn bin de tray fɔ de na di siti, usay di at we de fid Leningrad we nɔ go ebul fɔ win, bin de. Apat frɔm dat, wi bin de tɔk bɔt di ɔnɔ we di Jamani sojaman dɛn bin gɛt, we i nɔ bin izi ɛn i bin de shem fɔ lɛf big siti dɛn.
  As lɔk go bi, di wɛda bin bɛtɛ ɛn bɔku ɛnimi bɔm dɛn, mɔ di big big Yu-288, bin stɔp di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin de ɛn bɔm di kɔmyunikeshɔn dɛn.
  Di Soviet plen dɛn we dɛn kɔl Yak-9 ɛn Lagg-5 bin rili smɔl pas di ɛnimi dɛn pan wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn spid. Speshali, di ME-309, lɛk dragon, bin knock out wik Soviet motoka dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di Jamani dɛn bin mek wan dabl-slev taktik, we mek am pɔsibul fɔ yuz dɛn nɔmba advantej fayn fayn wan ɛn i bin ridyus sɔm pan di prɔblɛm dɛn we di Jaman motoka dɛn we bin de wok tranga wan, we gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn, bɔt we gɛt ebi ebi, we di laytst Focke ɛn ME bin gɛt. Apat frɔm dat, ME-262 jet dɛn bigin fɔ apia na di frɔnt dɛn, pan ɔl we dis mashin nɔ yet kɔmplit wan we dɛn kin abop pan tɛknikal wan, ɛn bak i layt, mɔ manej ɛn smɔl modifyeshɔn fɔ di HE-162. Di las mashin bin izi fɔ mek ɛn teknik wan i bin izi fɔ abop pan pas jet Messerschmitts. Bɔt fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ yuz am, dɛn bin nid fɔ flay payɔnia dɛn we sabi du di wok fayn fayn wan. We sɔm kayn we bin devalyu dɛn kayn fayn fayn kwaliti dɛn ya fɔ dis divɛlɔpmɛnt lɛk di lɔw wet fɔ di ayrakt - na 1.6 tan nɔmɔ we i ɛmti, lɔw kɔst ɛn manufakchurabiliti fɔ prodakshɔn, ɛn di bɛst manejmɛnt na di wɔl.
  Bɔt dɛn Jaman ays dɛn we bin sabi dis mashin bin de prez am bɔku bɔku wan. Huffman, di nɔmba tu payɔt afta Masɛ, we nɔ bin ebul fɔ rich, bin rili gɛt sakrifays. Afta i dɔn pas di rizɔlt fɔ 300 motoka dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɔdɔm, Huffman bin gɛt di ay awɔd fɔ di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros, wit ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn. In taktik fɔ kam nia as i pɔsibul, ɛn afta dat fɔ hit ɛn flay bak na in izi fɔ di HE-162. So Huffman sho se in na wan spɛshal masta fɔ fɛt klos. Pan ɔl we di rizɔlt we Masɛj bin gɛt we na 3117 plen dɛn we dɛn shot dɔŋ stil nɔ pɔsibul.
  Pantap dat, insay Janwari 2, 1944, dis bigman pan payɔnia bin apia na di skay ɛn pan ɔl dat i bin mek Hitlɛr biliv, ɛn mɛmba am se di Jaman sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de fayn, ɛn i bin klia se di Jaman sojaman dɛn we gɛt mɔ pawa bin de giv-ɔp insay di sno. So i nid fɔ gi ay sapɔt to di Tikhvin we bin de rawnd, usay di Jaman sojaman dɛn bin de, ɛn fɔ bɔm ɔl di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia di siti.
  Di taygres gyal pikin dɛn bin de shot na grɔn, ɛn di supa es bin de skor na di skay.
  Di fɔs de, Masɛj bin mek siks plen dɛn we dɛn bin de flay ɛn shot pas wan ɔndrɛd Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn plen dɛn. Na tru se insay Janwari 4 di wɛda bin bad wantɛm wantɛm... Wan big big sno bin kam, ɛn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn bin kam atak di siti.
  Di magnificent fo Terminator gyal pikin dem bin laik fo fait togeda - sholda to sholda. So yunikli fayn ɛn deadly. Bikɔs di ples bin kol, dɛn bin de fos dɛn fɔ wɛr kamoflaj ɛn fɛt wit wayt.
  Di ninja bɔbɔ Karas sɛf kam fɔ ɛp. Wan pikin tɛmnɛta we nɔ bin de fred, i nɔ bin de fred di kol ɛn i bin de fɛt wit shɔt klos nɔmɔ. Di wangren tin we i bin de du fɔ mek i wam na di kamoflaj krim, we bin de tɔn in skin we gɛt chɔklɛt skin wayt ɔnda di sno we bin de kɔntinyu fɔ fɔdɔm, ɛn kɔba ɔl di strit dɛn. Pantap dat, i bin de yuz fɔ trowe rili tint mɛtal disk dɛn ɛn wan katana sɔd we i de fɛt. Bɔt, fɔ tru, i bin shot fayn fayn wan, ɛn frɔm wɛpɔn dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kech. Bɔt di gyal pikin dɛnsɛf nɔ bin mis fɔ yuz ɔtomɛtik rayf.
  Dɛn kayn wɛpɔn dɛn ya pawaful pas sabmashin gɔn dɛn, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dɛn kin abop pan dɛn. Bɔt di MH-44 asɔlt rayf dɛn, as lɔ, nɔ bin mek di Jamani dɛn at pwɛl. Bay di tɔd winta, di Jamani wɔ mashin we dɛn bin dɔn ɔyl fayn fayn wan bin dɔn rɛdi. Na mɔtalman, ivin we sno bin de blo, Focke-Wulf ɛn ME, we bin de yuz ɔt, bin ebul fɔ put injɛkshɔn dɛn we bin de mek dɛn fil pen, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ injɛkshɔn pan di Soviet sojaman dɛn.
  Gɛda bin shot ɔfhand, i bin de tray nɔ fɔ luk di say we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de fɔdɔm. Bɔku pan di fɛtman dɛn bin rili yɔŋ, dɛn bin ol sɛvintin ɔ siksti ia. Dɛn bin de tek di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut we land rɔf, ɛn dɛn bin de gɛda ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn gɛt. Fɔ tru, bɔku tin bin lɔs.
  Bɔt pan di Kraut dɛn bɔku fɔrina dɛn de. Speshali, Swidan, usay di Nazi dɛn win di ilɛkshɔn we dɛn jɔs dɔn, ɛn dis pɔpet teritɔri de ɔnda di kɔntrol fɔ di Third Reich. Wɛl, tu divishɔn ɛn 4 briged dɛn frɔm Swidan dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam as volontia. Insay di kɔntri sɛf, pipul dɛn kin gɛda ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn kin mach fɔ mek dɛn fɛt wɔ. Ɛn dɛn kin wɛr pikchɔ dɛn bɔt Hitlɛr ɛn Chals di Sɛkɔn.
  So fɔ mek Swidan go insay dairekt wɔ na tin we nɔ go te. Spen ɛn Pɔtyugal dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɛt wɔ, bɔt dɛn de sɛn sojaman dɛn fa fawe na di sawt. Ɛn naw insay di kol sizin, dɛn kin tray fɔ klaym sɔmsay pas di Kɔkas rij. I tan lɛk se di Brazilian kɔp dɔn rɛdi fɔ mek di lip go na Sɛntral Eshia, usay di Basmachi muvmɛnt de flay wit nyu trɛnk.
  Bɔt dɛn ɔl na di ditel dɛn, Vlasov divishɔn dɛnsɛf de fɛt na Tikhvin. Dɛn man ya de fɛt wit wamat, dɛn no se bad bad sɔfa ɛn wan nɔs we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd de wet fɔ dɛn we dɛn de na prizin. Wetin wi go se bɔt di Jamani pipul dɛn? Bɔt, nɔto shuga! Dɛn go gɛt prɔblɛm bak, bɔku pan dɛn go day na Sayberia, bɔt stil dɛn nɔ go ɛng dɛn we dɛn nɔ de tek wan pɔsin bɛtɛ pas ɔda pɔsin.
  Gerda, we dɔn chenj di klip ɛn mow dɔŋ di sojaman dɛn we wɛr grey ɔvakot - di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ gɛt inof kamoflaj klos fɔ dɛn ɔl, imajin wetin kin wet fɔ dɛn if dɛn kech dɛn... Ɛn i smayl pan di pɔsibul sɛxy, kul advantej. Na tru se i go wɔs leta na Sayberia. As dis frɔst de kam to yu - flamethrower ɔt ivin bɛtɛ. Insay di dɛzat, dɛn bin yus to di wam san kwik kwik wan ɛn rɔn rawnd barefut, bɔt na ya i nɔ bin wok da we de. Afta tu-tri awa we a bin de wɛr bikini we di ples kol, i bigin fɔ shek ɛn a bin gɛt fɔ wam mi bɔdi na di bathhouse. Na de, dɛn yɔŋ man dɛn we kɔmɔt na di big big SS batalyɔn bin de wam dɛn bɔdi wit wan spru brum we dɛn blo. Wel, en no bi onli wit brum, of kos - selekt, hansam Aryan gyal dem de, na dat yu nid!
  Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔs di shem we dɛn bin de shem trade, ɔ sɔntɛm, difrɛn frɔm dat, dɛn dɔn gɛt di rilaks we uman macho gɛt. Bɔt naw dɛn gɛt fɔ tɔn bak smɔl - di Sɔviɛt infantriman dɛn, we bin de ful-ɔp di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia wit bɔdi, kam tu denja klos ɛn bigin fɔ trowe grenade.
  I bin nid fɔ brok di distans so dat dɛn nɔ go fɔdɔm ɔnda di ays blɔk we gɛt smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl smɔl.
  Magda bin gɛt smɔl kɔt frɔm wan shrapnel ɛn, fɔ ansa, i faya et bulɛt dɛn insay tri sɛkɔn. Di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin rɔn klos to we dɛn nɔ brok, dɛn bin jɔs bɛn dɔŋ smɔl ɛn di klip bin fɛn pipul dɛn we dɛn bin kil. Kristina bin dischaj et raun dɛn bak. Di agresiv rɛd dɛbul bin tɔk se:
  - To di madness of di brayt, wi de sing wan sing!
  Bɔt i tan lɛk se di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin disayd fɔ pruv se dis na di sɛns we pɔsin gɛt na layf. Di Jaman asɔlt mashin gɔn de hit wit ɔl in pawa, ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ de pe atɛnshɔn to di shot dɛn we i de shot. Pan ɔl we di sojaman dɛn kin fɔdɔm, di wan dɛn we nɔ day kin kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn ɛn ivin trowe grenade dɛn we dɛn kin trowe klos wan, pan ɔl we dɛn kin du dis bifo tɛm.
  Di kruk kap kin trowe disk dɛn fayn fayn wan, ɛn i kin kɔt tu ɔ tri sojaman dɛn wit wan. Dɔn i atak wit in sɔd, we de kɔt mashin gɔn ɛn rayf - izi wan lɛk machɛt!
  Di ninja bɔbɔ stil rili smɔl, i luk ilevin ɔ twɛlv ia ol, bɔt i so fast... Dɛn nɔ gɛt tɛm fɔ hit am ɔ difend dɛnsɛf. Dɛn bin mɛn di pikin ɛn tren am frɔm we dɛn bɔn am, dɛn bin de trowe sɔd pan di pikin, dɛn bin de fos am fɔ pul di pikin ɛn kɔt di ribin dɛn, ɛn put am insay wan ays ol, ɛn put pusi dɛn we dɛn tren spɛshal wan. Wɛl, ɛn bɔku ɔda tin dɛn, fɔ tɔn bɔbɔ we gɛt jɛnɛtik gift to rial day mashin. In mama na twɛnti fayv jɛnɛreshɔn ninja, in papa na pawaful Sayberian majik man, ɛn na aydiɔlɔjik ɛnimi fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, "Soviet" gɔvmɛnt. Di fayn fayn jenɛtiks ɛn trenin wit majik bin mek di bɔbɔ bi di bɛst pan di ninja dɛn. Ɛn natin nɔ de fɔ mek Emparɔ Hirohito, fɔ mek i go sho di Jamani pipul dɛn se dɛn nɔto di supaman dɛn we kɔl pas ɔlman, bɔt na kul man dɛn de na Jepan, i sɛn di bɔbɔ na di Jamani-Soviet frɔnt.
  Ɛn Krushian kap (krushian fish de sho di prayz ɛn trɛnk we samurai gɛt!) bin tɔn to wan fayn wɔriɔ.
  Fɔ ɛgzampul, wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we dɔn rɛd smɔl bikɔs ɔf bɔku awa we i bin de kol bad bad wan, i kin trowe wan stɛl disk we tan lɛk ia. Ɛn tu sɔd dɛn de na in an wan tɛm, fɔ mek i izi fɔ kɔt bɔku bɔku ɛnimi dɛn. Aw dis pikin tɛmnɛta de mek pɔsin fred, se fɔ di fɔs tɛm di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ fɛt ɔnda di blo dɛn we sɔd dɛn bin de blo ɛn we dɛn bin de lans disk dɛn, bin bak afta dɛn dɔn ɛkspiriɛns rial fred.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we dɔn chenj di klip dɛn, bigin fɔ shot ivin fast, ɔ fɔ se, ivin fast.
  Dɛn bin gɛda di bɔdi dɛn we sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut bin gɛt na mawnten dɛn. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn frɔz wantɛm wantɛm we di kol bin kol, ɛn nyu sojaman dɛn bin klaym pan dɛn. Dis na aw dɛn bin de klaym ɛn kɔnt di lɔs dɛn. Bɔt di ninja bin go insay di fɛt ɛn bak, lɛk se wef dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred de kɔmɔt.
  Wan atak we nɔ bin gɛt op bin de fɔ lɛk di wan ol de. Bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs bɔku mɔni, di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin tek tu-tri blɔk dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin push di Jamani dɛn bak pan bɔku layn dɛn. Bɔt wik artileri sɔpɔt - Jamani avieshɔn bin bɔm di relwe layn dɛn insay di de dɛn we dɔn pas, we mek dɛn nɔ gɛt sapɔt ɛn bɔku pipul dɛn we day bitwin di yunit dɛn we bin de go bifo, bin fos di infantri muvmɛnt fɔ stɔp fɔ sɔm tɛm.
  Pan ɔl we dɛn kayn taktik dɛn de bin de pan denja, dɛn bin de trowe tank dɛn fɔ fɛt. I bin nid fɔ brok di ɛnimi nia Tikhvin te di Fritz dɛn, we bin de yuz dɛn advantej pan tɛknɔlɔji, fri di siti.
  Ɛn insay dis asɔlt, dɛn mek wan rili risky disizhɔn - fɔ yuz di IS-2 tank. Wan motoka we dɛn mek spɛshal wan as tank we de brok brok. Bikɔs pawaful wɛpɔn, bikɔs i nɔ de faya ɛn i nɔ de faya fayn, i nɔ fayn fɔ fɛt ɔda pipul dɛn tank, bɔt i kin ebul fɔ pwɛl di say dɛn we dɛn nɔ gɛt wɛpɔn.
  So, pan ɔl we tank dɛn we de na di siti dɛn na pipul dɛn we de kil dɛnsɛf, yu stil nid fɔ brok di pozishɔn dɛn, ivin wit yu fɔrɛst.
  Di tati-fo pipul dɛn go bi di fɔs wan dɛn we go muf. Rili layt ɛn nɔto big motoka dɛn bin de rɔn along wan smɔl trak... Grenade ɛn Molotov kɔktɛl dɛn bin de ren pan dɛn frɔm di ruf dɛn. Dɔn tank dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɔba we gɛt petrol ɛn napalm bin bɔm. Bɔt di ebi ebi lɔs dɛn nɔ bin stɔp di USSR tank kru dɛn. Dɛn, we lɔs bɔku bɔku motoka dɛn, brok insay di siti sɛnt, ɛn na de dɛn bigin fɔ bit dɛnsɛf wit traŋa. Ivin di Faust katrij dɛn we bin de wok fayn, we bin pwɛl di wik sayd klos we di tati-fo pipul dɛn bin gɛt, nɔ bin mek di Sɔviɛt sojaman fred.
  Dɛn bin trowe tri tank ami dɛn fɔ fɛt wan tɛm. Stalin ivin disayd fɔ lɛf di sɛkɔn strayk na di dairekshɔn fɔ Voronezh, fɔ di sake fɔ wan disisiv win oba Tikhvin ɛn sev di "Cradle of the Revolution". Ivin if dɛn gi fiul akɔdin to wan strikt limit, fɔ tu-tri awa fɔ drayv fɔ wan de, di Kɔkashian ɔyl kin lɔs, ɛn fɔ mek nyu fil dɛn nid tɛm ɛn mɔni, we di pipul dɛn we de de nɔ rili de na di Soviet ɛmpaya we dɛn tay wit wɔ pan tu frɔnt.
  Bɔt Tikhvin na di at na Leningrad ɛn di rod fɔ layf, ɛn di impɔtant tin na dat, na sayn fɔ di tru tin se di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn kin ɛn ebul fɔ win bɔku bɔku fasist dɛn we gɛt wɛpɔn dɛn. So, wi nɔ go tinap fɔ di prayz...
  Di IS-2 tank luk impreshɔnal - i sɛf tan lɛk di tati-fo, na di tɔrɛt nɔmɔ dɛn de muv fɔ go bifo mɔ. Na tru se di barɛl insɛf tik ɛn lɔng, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia am wit di T-34-76, we stil de kɔntrol di fɛt-fɛt ples. Insay di wan ol Janwari, dɛn nɔ go mek pas wan ɔndrɛd T-34-85 dɛn tru di taytanik ɛfɔt dɛn.
  Di trut na dat di vulnerability fɔ di turret in fɔrɛst de strikt - i flat ɛn nɔ tu tik armoured.
  Krushian kap, we bin de trowe smɔl bɔt rili pawaful grenade dɛn we de bɔn pan di tank dɛn, rɔn go nia di gyal pikin dɛn ɛn tɛl dɛn se:
  - Mek wi grab di IS-2 en rayd am?
  Magda bin sɔpɔt di aidia:
  - Na tru se, lɛ wi go fɔ rayd! Wi bin mis di chopin blɔk.
  Gɛda bin wɔn di bɔbɔ se:
  - Dis tank gɛt 4 mashin gɔn dɛn!
  Karas wink pan di gyal pikin dɛn, i notis se:
  - Dat na gud. I nɔ go te igen, di sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut go atak bak, ɛn yu go kɔt dɛn dɔŋ!
  Magda bin nud di ninja bɔbɔ:
  - Hurry up, tɛrminatɔ!
  Di pink il bin de flash lɛk mɔskito in wing, di karate pikin bin rɔn fast pas di Olimpik sprint champion. Fɔ bigin, i trowe wan smɔl lump wit smok paket na di fɔmidabul IS. Wan riakshɔn bin flay ɛn tik tik smok bin kɔmɔt. Na da sem tɛm de, di blak jet dɛn bin skata na difrɛn say dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek di mashin gɔn dɛn blayn.
  Bikɔs Karas bin dɔn kɔt bɔku sojaman dɛn we de waka na fut, i bin flay lɛk kɔblɛs ston we dɛn faya frɔm balista ɛn klaym ɔp di tawa. A bin yuz wan spɛshal huk fɔ pry opin di hatch ɛn pul di ebi lid bak. Dɔn ɔltin simpul - tu-tri swing we tu sɔd ɛn fayv mɛmba dɛn na di kru na wan ebi tank sheb ed. Di gyal pikin dem tu jomp in afta am, afta dem don trowe dia fur kamoflage and bak fain dem sef insaid bikini. Wetin mek i wam na di tank we yu de drayv? Di 520 ɔspawɛl dizil injin de wam di mɛtal fayn fayn wan. Yes, di gyal in fut we nɔ gɛt natin kin fil di motoka insɛf bɛtɛ pas tru spɛshal winta but dɛn we gɛt rib sintetik rɔba sɔl. Di Jaman kwatamasta savis bin tek tɛm tink bɔt di ɛkspiriɛns we di kol sizin kin gɛt ɛn dɛn mek nyu tin dɛn we di fut dɛn nɔ kin friz so we kol. I rili shem se di Krauts tek felt but frɔm di lokal pipul ɛn pul am pan dɛnsɛf. Ɔ dɛn bin de rap dɛnsɛf wit skaf dɛn we gɛt fut.
  Karas kis Magda na in lip gudbai ɛn se:
  - Wel, dis na di tank fo yu! A go fɛt usay a sabi fɔ kil bɔku bɛtɛ bɛtɛ wan.
  Gɛda, fɔ admaya am, kis di bɔbɔ in slip ɛn ɛlastik il ɛn se:
  - Yu na mirekul!
  Kristina bin tɔk bak se:
  - Di standad fɔ di Aryan dɛn!
  - A no! - Se di tomboy ɛn jomp aut insay di kol wit wan jomp frɔm di haf-open hatch... Dɔn di lid fɔdɔm wit wan roar... Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn gɛt di chans fɔ fɛt wit di ɛnimi in wɛpɔn dɛn. Ɛn di gɔn rili pawaful. Na di Lev-3 we jɔs apia, ɔ as dɛn bin de kɔl am bak "Royal Lion" wit 128 mm kanɔn, na in strɔng pas am. Bɔt dis tank stil de bifo insay wan kɔpi. Dɛn bin sho am di tɛm we dɛn bin de sɛlibret Novɛmba 8 to di Fuhrer we bin gɛt di posɛs. Na tru se i nɔ de insay di siriɔs wan yet. Bay di we, di IS-2 de du in fɔs rɔn-in.
  Sote naw, ivin di Soviet tank kru dɛn nɔ dɔn faya wan shot, i tan lɛk se dɛn pik dɛn target fɔ tru.
  Kristina bin tɔk wit sɔri-at, ɛn tɔn di mɛkanism:
  - Eh, old stuff... No automation de ya en evritin get fo du manually...
  Gɛda we bin it di dɔg we i bin de pɔynt, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn di sayt na krap ɛn visibiliti nɔ impɔtant. Dɛn nɔ rili sabi fɔ aim di pɔsin we dɛn want fɔ aim.
  Magda, we bin de tɔch di transmishɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔn di bɔks, bin tɔk se:
  - Ɛn yet, we yu kɔmpia am wit di tati-fo, sɔm prɔgrɛs de. Speshali, fɔ chenj gia kin izi. Di kabin kramp smɔl, bɔt yu kin muf mɔ ɔ smɔl. Di amunishɔn rili nɔ inof. Twɛnti-ɛit shel dɛn...
  Gerda bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - Fɔ shot pan wan limited nɔmba pan bɔnks, i kin bi inof, bɔt fɔ ful-fledged tank fɛt i klia se i nɔ inof.
  Charlotte bin fɛn sɔm gud tin dɛn bak na di tank:
  - Bɔt di mashin gɔn armamɛnt na top notch! Fo mashin gɔn dɛn kin gi gud protɛkshɔn. Ɛn afta dat a luk dis "Maus" - na tu "spita" nɔmɔ i gɛt fɔ dis kayn motoka...
  Kristina, we bin de rev di injin, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Na dat! Dis na wɛpɔn fɔ dis kayn ebi ebi tank we gɛt wan ɔndrɛd ɛn et tan?
  Magda, lɛk panta we dɔn kil bɔfa, grɔmbul:
  - Di kɔk kɔk dɛn de laf!
  Di dizil injin gɛt prɔblɛm fɔ aksɛleret di tank. Yu kin si se di IS-2 stil de drayv na di aywe, bɔt we i de ɔf-road in sɛnta fɔ graviti shift fɔ go bifo go gɛt ɛfɛkt. Bɔt natin, as lɔng as yu ebul fɔ rilaks ɛn pik wan gol we fit...
  Magda opin di tank in tɔrɛt fɔ mek yu si am fayn fayn wan rawnd am.
  Bɔt na wan ɔda IS-2, i fayn fɔ yuz dɛn kayn tank ya mɔ masɛf. Bihain am na tri mo IS, bot wan wit layt 85 mm kanon. Bay di we, di wan we denja pas ɔl, i ebul fɔ tek motoka ed-ɔn, ɛn hit fasta...
  Magda disayd fɔ shot frɔm tu kilomita fa. I bin ɔda wit smɔl tɔyn:
  - Shoot dairekt na di fɔrɛst fɔ di tawa... Ɛn... Yu ɔndastand!
  Di motoka stɔp, i nɔ bin de rɔn fayn fayn wan, ɛn Gɛda, we bin de kɔmplen bɔt di bad kwaliti we di optik dɛn gɛt, we sɔntɛm na titi dɛn we nɔ tren bin dɔn polish, bin aym di barɛl. Di gyal pikin dɛn bin ɛp fɔ lod di prɔjɛktɛl we bin we wan ɛn af pawn. Di blant wɔriɔ put in chɛk na di briz ɛn tray fɔ fil di alien motoka. Afta ɔl, i nɔ bin ɛva faya frɔm dis gɔn, we na mɔdel 1931, bifo. Pawaful, bɔt i nɔ de wok igen, wit pɔynt projɛktayl we kin sɛnsitiv to rikochɛt. Jɛnɛral wan, di gɔn, fɔ tru, dɛn nɔ bin plan fɔ tank dɛn. Bɔt i tan lɛk se di anti-tank modifyeshɔn fɔ di 107 mm gɔn, we dɛn bin mek insay 1940, bin tɔn to tu tin we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan ɛn dɛn bin fos am fɔ lɛf am. Ɛn na ya yu nid fɔ hit di target insay kɔndishɔn dɛn we yu nɔ go ebul fɔ si fayn frɔm distans we na 2000 mita. Yes, ɛn i go at fɔ mek di ɛnimi ansa ɛn hit, bɔt...
  Gɛda kis di gɔn in brich, luk kwik kwik wan kɔmɔt na di hatch, pik wan anful sno wit in tong, swɛla am, rɛst in bare il pan di lev dɛn ɛn... faya!
  I bin de giv ɔf sote i bin de tingul pan mi an ɛn mi kaw pikin dɛn, ɛn i bin de smɛl lɛk smok.
  Di prɛzɛnt flay insay wan lɔng ark ɛn... Di IS-2 we bin de bifo bin stɔp, bigin fɔ smok, dɔn di amunishɔn bigin fɔ bɔn...
  Magda bin ansa wit gladi at se:
  - So wi giv am to dem! - Ɛn lɔjik wan, ɔ rather ilɔjik wan, kɔnfyus di kɔnsɛpt dɛn, i ad. - Nɔto man de peint wɛpɔn, bɔt na man in wɛpɔn!
  Gɛda bin grɔmbul se:
  - Rilod bak!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn tɛns... Na tru se dis nɔto "Tayga" fɔ dɛn, dɛn fɔ swet, bɔt i kin fayn mɔ dis we, mɔ bikɔs tank we tinap kin kol kwik kwik wan. Ayɛn na gud kɔndɔkta.
  Di sɛkɔn tɛm, Gɛda shot fast ɛn kɔnfidɛns. Di IS dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ muf, ɛn i tan lɛk se dɛn nɔ bin dɔn fɛn yet usay di gɔn dɛn de faya. Ɛn fɔ stɔp nɔto Rɔshian kɔstɔm. Wans ɔda de... Ɛn di sɛkɔn shel dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt kɔnfidɛns fɔ hit di target...
  Gɛda lik in lip ɛn kɔmand se:
  - Ɛn di tɔd wan we de ya...
  Tu let, di nɔmba 4 IS-1 opin faya we i de muv... Ɛn, i strenj fɔ se, i hit, pan ɔl we frɔm so distans frɔm motoka we de muv i nɔ go izi fɔ am, bɔt di pɔsin we de wok de disayd ɔltin! Bɔt di distans fɔ 85mm gɔn tu lɔng, pas di limit fɔ go insay. Bɔt wan big tɛnda bin de na di tɔrɛt ɛn di frɔnt klos bin bɛn. Gɛda sɛn fɔ ansa di nɔmba 4 "lɛta-pasɛl" we we wan ɛn af paund... Di fɔrɛst fɔ di IS-1 tank split ɛn ɔrɛnj tɔŋ dɛn soar ay ay wan na di skay.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de fɛt fayn fayn wan... Da de de bin laki fɔ dɛn. Bɔt di tin dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn ami ebul fɔ du nɔ kɔmpia.
  Pan ɔl di tray we di Fritz bin tray, pan Janwari 13, pan di kɔst fɔ big ɛfɔt ɛn big big lɔs, dɛn tek Tikhvin... Wan wan Jaman yunit dɛn bin tray fɔ brok kɔmɔt na di ɛnkɔrejmɛnt, dɛn panch wan kɔridɔ to dɛn - siks Jaman divishɔn dɛn na wan tɛm wit sɔm Lev tank dɛn we dɛn dɔn pik, we de tray fɔ sev di heroic difens.
  Di ninja bɔbɔ ɛn 4 gyal pikin dɛn mek dɛn we insay wan sɛpret skwad insay di stayl we di tri maskɛt dɛn bin de mek. Dat na, usay i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kwayɛt wan baypas wit fɛt ɛn oba di bɔdi dɛn. Na tru se dɛn bin gɛt fɔ lɛf di IS-2, bɔt we wi bin de go, we wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, wi bin kam mit bak wan T-34-85 tank we nɔ bɔku, we na wan motoka we dɛn bin fɔ dɔn tek ples fɔ di T-34-76 gɔn we dɔn ol ɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ pawa .
  Di motoka bin gɛt di sem kayn hul ɛn chɛsis, bɔt i bin gɛt wan big tɔrɛt wit wan kanɔn we gɛt lɔng barɛl ɛn tik tik. Di gɔn bin smɔl smɔl pan pawa fɔ go insay pas di Panta, bikɔs ɔf di lɔwa initial velositi fɔ di projɛktayl ɛn di kwaliti fɔ di amunishɔn. Bɔt stil di difrɛns nɔ bin tan lɛk 76 grafik pepa.
  Fɔ ɔdinari "Tiger" i dɔn ɔlrɛdi denja, fɔ "Lion" i nɔ de yet - so 100 milimita pan am de inklin. Pan ɔl we frɔm wan patikyula angle wan chans bin apia. Ɔ na di ɔda pat na di bɔdi, bɔt bak trak gad dɛn.
  Dɛn bin put di tank ɛn pul di wan dɛn we de wok de. Na tru se blɔd bin de splat insay. Di motoka sef na komplit nyu, bot di amunishon lod na modest - onli 35 raun. Di kabin nɔ tu big, bɔt i bɛtɛ pas di ol tati-fo.
  Gerda bin notis se:
  - Ɛn na ya wan kɔmanda in tawa de. Dis min se wi gɛt strɔng kɔmpitishɔn. Naw di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ go blaynd so.
  Magda bin grin wit bad at ɛn notis se:
  - Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de shot fayn, pan ɔl we wit wɔs visibiliti. Apat frɔm dat, di tawa dɔn big ɛn i izi fɔ go insay!
  Gɛda bin laf lawd wan fɔ dis:
  - Wɛl, yes! Dis na di big prɔblɛm fɔ wi tank dɛn ɛn, sɔntɛm, di krawn advantej fɔ dis tank! Tray am, gɛt am!
  Charlotte bin siŋ:
  - Wan, tu, fayv! "Tiger" kam aut fɔ shot!
  Kristina bin pik am:
  - Fɔ mit T-4, leg dɛn ay, an dɛn wayd!
  Ɛn so dɛn rɔsh go pan wan tank we bin de muv izi pas di IS... Gɛda mɛmba aw dɛn bin bit di Sɔviɛt infantri wit 4 mashin gɔn dɛn. Dɛn bin de mow dɔŋ fayn fayn wan, bɔt di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ bin ivin no usay dis kayn misfɔstans dɔn fɔdɔm pan dɛn. Bɔt, we dɛn dɔn sɛt ɔf, dɛn go pan di atak, trowe grenade... Wan tu pan dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin de fa fawe fayn fayn wan, dɛn flay ɔp ɛn bɔm na di tawa. Na tru se fɔ klos we gɛt 100 ɛn 90 milimita di IS tan lɛk pellet to ɛlifant, bɔt i de buz we nɔ fayn. Yɛs, ɛn dɛn kin kɔt di katapila dɛn.
  So a bin gɛt fɔ stat di injin ɛn tɔn bak. Ɛn afta dat, di katrij dɛn dɔn dɔn. Dɛn bin kɔt pas wan ɔndrɛd Rɛd sojaman dɛn.
  Gɛda bin sɔprayz fɔ si di we aw pipul dɛn na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn nɔ bin lɛk day. Di Arab pipul dɛn, wit dɛn prɔmis fɔ harem ɛn pal pales, nɔ bin gɛt da kayn dedikeshɔn de nia. Bɔt dɛn pipul ya na pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv se Gɔd de - pipul dɛn we nɔ biliv pan di layf we pipul dɛn kin day afta ɛn di fayn fayn stori dɛn bɔt di Gadin dɛn na Idɛn. Ɛn wetin kin mek dɛn fɛt wit traŋa so we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi disayd wetin go apin to di wɔ ɛn dis nɔto natin pas di wamat we di wan dɛn we dɔn day kin vɛks?
  Dis rili at fɔ ɔndastand ɛn ɔndastand.
  Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, bɔku pipul dɛn de pan Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de tɔn dɛn bak pan dɛn. Insay di siks mɔnt we Vlasov in "Liberation Army" bin de, bin mek siks divishɔn dɛn ɛn nayn difrɛn briged dɛn. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, i klia se fɔ bi Wehrmacht sojaman izi pas fɔ wok fɔ fayvtin to siksti awa na mashin fɔ rɛshɔn we wɔs pasmak, bɔt stil... Fɔ sɔm rizin, Jamani divishɔn dɛn we dɛn mek wit pipul dɛn we bin dɔn bi prizina fɔ wɔ, nɔto so we yu kin si na di frɔnt dɛn...
  Bɔt pan ɔl we, na smɔl Jamani pipul dɛn nɔmɔ de we dɛn kapchɔ, ɛn di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn... I tan lɛk se dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas siks ɛn af milyɔn. Sɔntɛm nɔto so bɔku Vlasovites bin de, pan ɔl we bɔku prizina dɛn bin skata to nashɔnal divishɔn dɛn ɛn legiɔn dɛn we di SS bin de kɔntrol. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin sɛn sɔm Rɔshian dɛn na di fɔmɛshɔn dɛn we gɛt bigman dɛn ɛn pipul dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di kiŋ dɛn.
  Bɔt ilɛk aw i bi, dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Tikhvin, pan ɔl we di wɛda bin de go bifo ɛn bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn bin de bɔm dɛn. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin pe wan prayz we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv.
  Gerda bin gɛt di ɔda ɛn shot na tati-fo frɔm di layt wet kategori. Di rit we di gɔn de faya kin bɔku, so yu kin fil mɔ kɔnfidɛns. Wan tɛm, dɔn wan sɛkɔn, ɛn las las wan tɔd tank to di dɔmp...
  So yu nid fɔ tek tɛm mɔ. If nɔto dat, dɛn go slam dɛn ya na di motoka. Di hul na in mɔ kin ambɔg. Ɛn pan di Rɔshian tank dɛn, pipul dɛn we sabi du dɛn wok de. Bɔt dɛn nɔ go put wikɛd pɔsin na jel fɔ tank we nɔ bɔku lɛk IS-2 ɔ IS-1. Ɛn tati-fo pan di ɔspitul fɔmat kin bi wit ɔdinari fɛtman dɛn. Tru di slot we de na di kɔmanda in tawa, dɛn tan lɛk ɔs dɛn mɔt, ɛn dɛn gɛt ɛntena na di mɔt. I ivin sɔm kayn we nɔ izi fɔ faya wan target shot pan dɛn kayn biuti pipul ya.
  Dis tɛm di kruk kap de na di tawa wit di gyal pikin dɛn, i pik fɔ bi dɛn gayd ɛn i nɔ ebul fɔ lɛf di gyal pikin dɛn na di kɔl. Na tru se Magda bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Wi kin kɔmɔt de we wi nɔ shot ɔ provok...
  Krushian kap, we de twist in fes lɛk pikin, se wit kray wata se:
  - Nɔ - if yu nɔ shot, i nɔ go intrestin!
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Magda bin wɔn di gyal pikin dɛn se:
  - Opin faya nɔmɔ we motoka nɔ pas tri ɔ 4. Wi fɔ rili briŋ dis nyu tank intakt to wi yunit dɛn.
  Gɛda bin gri se:
  - So fa dis nyu tin no de fo di trofi, we min se i go stil bi yusful to wi.
  Di taygres gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛn animal wit mɔdaret ɛnjɔymɛnt. Dɛn nɔ bin rili ebul fɔ du am, bɔt dɛn ad sɛvin ɔda tank dɛn ɛn fayv trak dɛn to dɛn prɔpati dɛn. Wan tɛm wi bin gɛt fɔ fɛt na do na di motoka fɔ tek fiul fɔ put fyuɛl.
  Fɔ tɔk smɔl, 4 mischievous pranksters bin kɔmɔt na di kɔldɔ ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn day bikɔs ɔf di faya we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Na wan flag nɔmɔ we dɛn rayz insay di rayt tɛm wit wan swastika-spayda bin kam fɔ ɛp dɛn.
  Naw dɛn de krɔs di trench ɛn ivin tu-tri bɔkul dɛn de we gɛt pepa flawa dɛn we dɛn kin gi di heroin wɔriɔs dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we bin taya fɔ wach dis fim we de provok am, bin ala se:
  - Wai yu de sho mi ol di damn bitches! Aw bɔku tɛm yu go ebul fɔ wach aw dɛn de kil pipul dɛn na Rɔshia!
  . CHAPTER No. 16.
  Di wɔ na in bin gi Jenɛt ɛn in tim chans fɔ fɛn dɛnsɛf na layf. So, di gyal pikin dɛn bin gri fɔ tek pat pan di kampen fɔ go na di ist. Yu nɔ tink? Dis na mɔni ɛn fɔ gɛt nem.
  Di Soviet tank arsenal nɔ chenj bɛtɛ. Di men tank stil na T-34-85. Di chasis ɛn hull armour bin stil de frɔm di fɔti ia. Di sem dizil injin we gɛt fayv ɔndrɛd ɔspawɛl, di sem 45 milimita frɔntal klos we de na wan angul. Wik protɛkshɔn fɔ di sayd dɛn na di hul, vulnerable to German Faust katrij.
  Na wan big tɔrɛt nɔmɔ dɛn bin instɔl, wit 90 mm frɔntal klos ɛn 85 mm kanɔn. Na tru se di tank dɔn ol, ɛn i nɔ denja atɔl fɔ di Jamani dɛn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn de drayv wan Goering-5 motoka, we dɛn mek leta. Dɛn bin mek di sayd klos to 178 milimita, ɛn di frɔnt klos to 250 we yu de angle. Di tank insɛf gɛt gas tɔbayn injin ɛn i de mek di British dɛn aksɛleret to 60 kilomita pan awa.
  Jenɛt bin aks Gɔn Grinjɛta se:
  -Yu kin si gud gud wan?
  Di pesin wɔriɔ ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Di visibiliti ya na fayn fayn wan! A de si ɔltin!
  Malanya bin de gigl ɛn bark:
  - Wi go krɔs di Rɔshian dɛn!
  Matilda bin kɔnfyus wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yes, wi go du am!
  Goering-5 tɔn, di gɔn spit aut wan shel. Dɛn dɔn kɔt di tawa frɔm di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn 34. Di gyal pikin dɛn de ala wit gladi at. Dɛn rili tink se dis ɔl na big tin. Ɛn i ivin ɛnkɔrej se di Soviet tank kru dɛn de day.
  Jenɛt bin de chirp wit saful vɔys se:
  - Wi go erase ɔlman insay ashis... Ɛn Mɔsko go de ɔnda wi!
  Bɔt bikɔs di Jamani tank dɔn stɔp pan mayn fil dɛm, i gɛt fɔ stɔp. Di Rɔshian dɛn bin mek dɛnsɛf strɔng tranga wan. Ɛn bɔku bɔku anti-tank hedhɔg dɛn. Di artileri de aktiv wan fɔ shel.
  Gringeta se wit frustrashɔn se:
  - Dis na aw i de tan aut... Wi kam mit wan had blɔk!
  Jenɛt ansa wit kɔnfidɛns we i tan lɛk se:
  - Nɔ, i nɔ de apin te mɔnin... Lɛ wi brok di opera!
  Di Jaman motoka we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt bin stɔp smɔl. Jet atak plen dɛn bin de apia na di skay, ɛn dɛn bin de yuz tɛlitank dɛn. I tan lɛk se dɛn bin de tray fɔ pwɛl di mayn fil dɛn.
  Dɛn bin de yuz redio fɔ kɔntrol motoka dɛn wit tin dɛn we de bɔn. Dɛn bin de yuz mobayl gas lanch dɛn bak. Dɛn bin rili bɔm di say dɛn we di Rɛd Ami bin de wit faya ɛn faya.
  Gringeta bin notis wit nɔ gladi at se:
  - Insay wɔ, dɔti de mɔ ɛn mɔ, ɛn nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ maynd!
  Jenɛt bin gɛt fɔ gri wit dis:
  - Selyavi we de na di wɔl! Ala, wi kin lɔs sɔm kayn we!
  Gringeta bin kɔrɛkt di kɔmanda se:
  - Bifo dat, nɔto wi, bɔt wi ɛnimi dɛn! Wi go kɔmɔt na di dɛdlɔk naw, ɛn fɛt go de...
  Di Jaman tank bin de faya, pan ɔl we natin nɔ bin rili de. Jenɛt bin de rɔb in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi nɔ fɔ tink bad - wi go rili disappear! Wan we de fɔ kɔmɔt na di labirint, frɔm ɛni dɛd ɛnd!
  Gringeta bin chirp wit wan smayl:
  - Di wan we gladi de laf...
  Enibodi we want am go achiv am...
  Udat de luk fɔ go fɛn ɔltɛm!
  Malanya, we bin de siŋ ɛn spak in tit, bin ad se:
  - Mek di wan dɛn we dɔn yus fɔ fɛt fɔ win, siŋ wit wi!
  Di kanɔn bin las fɔ sɔm awa, dɔn di Jaman tank dɛn bin dɔn go bifo. Dɛn bin mit dɛn wit Soviet artileri ɛn anti-tank gɔn dɛn we gɛt difrɛn kaliba dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin fil se i klia se di pawa we pɔsin kin gɛt we i de go insay nɔ bin inof. Di Jamani dɛn bin go bifo... Na we di 203-mm kanɔn dɛn bigin fɔ faya, na in di fɔs Nazi motoka dɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl bin apia.
  Jenɛt bin wispa we i nɔ bin shɔ se:
  - Masta... Mek dis kɔp pas frɔm mi!
  Gringueta bin tɔk wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt tu day, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ avɔyd wan! So if ɛnitin wi go liv na di nɛks wɔl!
  Manya aks wit wispa se:
  - Aw da wɔl de tan lɛk?
  Gringeta nɔ bin tɔk tumɔs wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A tink se i bɛtɛ pas wi yon!
  Malanya bin wispa fɔ ansa se:
  - Mek Gɔd gi di blaynd pipul dɛn fɔ opin dɛn yay ɛn stret di bak pan di hunchback dɛn!
  Fɔ tru, Jenɛt bigin fɔ wɔnda aw da wɔl de go tan lɛk. Sɔntɛm dis wɔl nɔ gɛt sɛns ɛn i nɔ sef. Jenɛt bin de twist in wes ɛn muv in hip dɛn ɛn chip:
  - Dis na opshɔn we rili intrestin - fɔ day ɛn go na di nɛks wɔl! So wetin de wet fɔ wi de? Wi go mit de di wan dɛn we wi bin rili lɛk na di Wɔl ɔ wi go gɛt fɔ mek nyu padi dɛn?
  Gringeta muv di dɔg wit in bare fut ɛn his:
  - Nyu sɛntiwɔd go de, chenj go de pan jɛnɛreshɔn... Bɔt nɔbɔdi nɔ go ɛva fɔgɛt di nem Lenin!
  Ɛn i bɔs laf, in kray kray smɔl laf. I bin de fɛt-fɛt ɛn i bin de muv in leg dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we fayn, ɛn in finga dɛn bin de ple.
  A kech wan IS-3 na mi yay... Dat de fa frɔm tru. Nɔto ɔlman go hit, ɛn if dɛn hit, di shel, we de krash insay di paik in snot, kin rikochet. Bɔt di titi bin no wetin i de du. I bin de faya ɛn purr:
  - Shore of fogs, mek wi destroy wit bait!
  Matilda bin siŋ ɔda wan se:
  - En dis "Agdam", mek wi drink to di ledi dem! Supa madam!
  Gringueta in shot bin kɔrɛkt. Di shɔɛl bin hit di ɔda pat we de dɔŋ na di frɔnt klos na di tɔrɛt, rayt insay di gap. Ɛn i bin prodyuz wan bad bad impak we nɔ bin rikochet. Dis na di tin we dɔn apin. Fɔ tɔk mɔ, fayv Soviet tank kru dɛn bin day klos wan wantɛm wantɛm. Ɛn di Inglish uman dɛn bin ad kraym dɛn to dɛn list.
  Malanya bin de ala, ɛn i bin de mek in mashin gɔn dɛn wok. Bɔku bɔbɔ sojaman dɛn bin want fɔ kray go nia Hitler in tank.
  - Bɔt pasaran, nɔ kam nia, bɔy! - Wan fayn gyal ala ɛn sprɛy mashin-gan faya pan di brayt payɔnia dɛn.
  Jenɛt bin de chirp, i bin de tap in bare il pan di klos fɔ wɛr:
  - Oh, bɔy, bɔy, bɔy... Yu nɔ want wantɛm wantɛm! I tan lɛk se fɔ dis damned land, yu tu nobul!
  Ɛn di titi, we na di masta in gyal pikin, bin sɔri fɔ dɛn bɔbɔ dɛn ya we nɔ gɛt fut, we skrach, we dɔti, we bulɛt dɛn we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at bin de chuk am. Aw ɔl dis kin rili sɔri ɛn i nɔ kin izi fɔ du.
  Gringeta faya bak, i go insay di SU-100 gɔn we de mek insɛf, ɛn i chirp:
  - Ɛn di gras-grɔs go rɔn fɔ gi di bɔtul dɛn!
  Malanya lik in lip wit in skarlet tong ɛn sip Kɔka-Kola frɔm wan plastic bɔtul, ɛn se:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! Gi mi sɔm wayn ɛn wan pak sigrɛt!
  Matilda, we bin tek tɛm go bifo di tank, bin his:
  - Sigaret na pɔyzin...
  Jenɛt pik di ritm ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Na so i bi, pipul se!
  Gringeta ansa bay we i de faya ɛn his:
  - Natin nɔ de we wɔs pas nikotin!
  Malanya bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Put wan pak sigrɛt na di faya bɔks!
  Matilda ad fɔ ansa, i skrach di skarlet nipple na in brɔst:
  - Na so i bi, pipul se...
  Jenɛt dɔn wit wan grin, i stik in tong kɔmɔt.
  - Bɔt a de smok...
  Malanya bin dɔn wit aplomb:
  - Ɛn a rili gladi!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn laf, sho dɛn lɔng lɔng, chɛri kɔlɔ. Jenɛt bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Di sigrɛt na di kil we de wok pas ɔl, mɔ agens di kɔstɔma!
  Malanya bin ad se:
  - Sigrɛt tan lɛk rayf we nɔ de tɔk, bɔt i kin kil pɔsin ivin na amatɔ in an!
  Gringeta faya di gɔn ɛn tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Di sigrɛt na di snaypa we pɔsin kin abop pan pas ɔl, i kin kil ɔltɛm!
  Matilda slo di tank smɔl na di il ɛn his:
  - Di sigrɛt de te bita, bɔt i de atrak mɔ pas swit!
  Jenɛt bin swɛt bad bad wan ɛn i bin de grɔmbul se:
  - Sigrɛt tan lɛk bad gyal, bɔt fɔ pat wit am kin mek yu fil pen pasmak!
  Gringeta bin de gigl, faya, ɛn ala se:
  - Sigrɛt, nɔ tan lɛk grenade, we dɛn trowe am, i de mek i liv lɔng!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ tɔk natin. Dɛn tank bin skid bak, ɛn i bin dɔn na wan watawɛl. A bin gɛt fɔ kɔmɔt de. Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de fred smɔl. Di Soviet difens rili strɔng.
  Jenɛt bin tɔk we i de tink bɔt sɛns:
  - Insay wɔ, di shɔt rod fɔ go na di gol na fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ rɔn rawnd, ɛn di klin trut na fɔ ful pipul dɛn!
  Gringeta, we bin dɔn brok wan Soviet kanɔn wit wan shot we dɛn bin dɔn aim fayn fayn wan, bin tɔk se:
  - Wit wan rawndbɔt manejmɛnt yu go mɔs shɔt di rod fɔ yu gol!
  Malanya faya di mashin gɔn ɛn chip:
  - Laif na red, bɔt i de kɔmɔt wit skarlet blɔd!
  Matilda bin tɔk smɔl bɔt am se:
  - Insay wɔ, layf kin lɔs in valyu, bɔt i kin gɛt minin!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt. Dɛn shot, ɛn di sem tɛm dɛn kɔmpoz afɔrizm dɛn as dɛn de go.
  Jenɛt kik wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Wɔ tan lɛk ɔkɔ, i kin izi fɔ mek dɛn betray am, bɔt i nɔ de alaw am fɔ ledɔm!
  Gringeta bin faya ɛn tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Wɔ na uman we de want fɔ it man dɛn bɔdi!
  Manya bin hiss fɔ ansa se:
  - Ɔl di ej dɛn de sɔbmis to wɔ, lɛk lɔv, bɔt i nɔto pleasant pastime!
  Matilda bin si se i nid fɔ ad:
  - Wɔ, lɛk kɔt, na dia ɛn i kin chenj, bɔt i kin lɛf wan heroic mɛmori ɔltɛm!
  Jenɛt tɔn di dɔg wit in fayn fayn finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn kɔl:
  - Insay wɔ i nɔ tan lɛk na drim, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ du if yu nɔ gɛt strɔng imɔshɔn!
  Gringeta faya wit grin ɛn ansa se:
  - Di wɔl de boring ɛn rilaks, wɔ intrestin ɛn fayn!
  Matilda, we gladi fɔ drink Kɔk, kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Wɔ na blɔd ɛn swet, i de fɛtilayz di sid dɛn we de bɔn kɔrej!
  Malanya bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - I nɔ mata aw di prɔses fɔ wɔ intrestin, ɔlman want di ɛnd!
  Jenɛt rɔn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin oba di gɔn in brich bak ɛn siŋ:
  - Wɔ nɔto buk, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ slam am, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ayd am ɔnda yu pilo, yu kin jɔs dɔti am bak!
  Gringueta bin de chirp wit aplomb:
  - Wɔ na rilijɔn: i nid fɔ gɛt fanatis, fɔ kɔrɛkt pɔsin, fɔ put insɛf ɔnda pɔsin we nɔ gɛt wan kwɛstyɔn, bɔt in gɔd dɛn kin day ɔltɛm!
  Malanya bin de gigl kwayɛt wan ɛn tɔk se:
  - Insay wɔ, lɛk na kasino, di risk kin bɔku, bɔt di tin dɛn we dɛn kin win nɔ kin te!
  Matilda bin sho in tit ɛn ala se:
  - Di sojaman na pɔsin we de day, dɛn fɔgɛt glori, trofi dɛn de west, ɛn na di rizin dɛn nɔmɔ fɔ stat nyu kil we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ pul!
  Jenɛt bin chɛk am wit sɛns se:
  "Wi de disgres pɔsin we de kil pas i bi sojaman na di frɔnt, ɛn wi de disgres tifman mɔ if i na tifman na di fɛt!"
  Gringeta kak bak ɛn his:
  - Sojaman na nayt we in klos na kɔrej ɛn ɔna! Jɛnɛral Barɔn, we in krawn na prudɛns ɛn sɛns!
  Manya bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Di sojaman de sawnd praud, di prayvet de sawnd derogatory!
  Matilda bin ansa wit sɛns se:
  - Di fɔs wan we atak kin day, bɔt dɛn nɔ go mɛmba di las wan!
  Jenɛt bin de kray wit briz:
  - I bɛtɛ fɔ bi fɔs fɔ sheb di spɔyl pas fɔ atak!
  Gringueta ad wit wan smayl se:
  - Wɔ tan lɛk uman, i jɔs de lay man dɛn we i nɔ de brok!
  Malanya bin ansa wit rɛspɛkt se:
  - Uman, nɔ tan lɛk wɔ, nɔ de rɔsh fɔ kil man!
  Matilda se wit wan chuckle:
  - Wɔ, nɔ tan lɛk uman, nɔ de ɛva satisfay wit di nɔmba fɔ di man dɛn we dɛn asaynd!
  Jenɛt tɔn di lev bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  -Wɔ na di uman we nɔ satisfay pas ɔl, man nɔ de ɛva inof fɔ am, ɛn i nɔ go gri fɔ uman!
  Fɔ ansa dis, Gringetta bin si se i impɔtant fɔ mek i riprodyuz wan witty aphorism:
  "Uman dɛn nɔ lɛk fɔ fɛt, bɔt di want fɔ kil man nɔ wɔs pas bulɛt!"
  Malanya hiss lɛk kobra, i de spit in pink tong:
  - Smɔl bulɛt kin kil man, mek i gladi, uman we gɛt big at!
  Matilda ad wit wan sarkastik grin:
  - Big at kin lid bɔku tɛm insay smɔl sɛlf-intɛres!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn dɔn fɔ tɔk wit sɛns ɛn bigin fɔ luk gud gud wan na di say usay dɛn de fɛt. TA-311 atak plen dɛn bin de flay na di skay, ɛn dɛn bin de faya di say dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de. Pan ɔl we i bin de slow slow, di kɔlishin fɔ di Tɔd Rayk bin de go bifo. Ɛn i bin ebul fɔ rifresh insɛf smɔl bay we i swɛla di bɔdi dɛn.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn, we bin dɔn bost, bigin fɔ mek jok bak wit afɔrizm dɛn:
  Jenɛt bin de kɔl:
  "Wɔ nɔ gɛt uman in fes, bɔt i de blɔd man dɛn pas uman!"
  Gringeta bin faya ɛn rasp:
  - Wɔ nɔ de briŋ gladi at, bɔt i de satisfay agresiv instinkt!
  Malanya bin wispa fɔ ansa se:
  - Joy in war, di bɔdi dɛn we ɛnimi dɛn gɛt na jɔs in prayz!
  Matilda, we bin de skrol insay di katapila dɛn, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Wɔ na fɔ plɔg fil: dɛn kin fɛtilayz am wit bɔdi, dɛn kin wata am wit blɔd, bɔt i kin kɔmɔt insay win!
  Jenɛt bin faya ɛn purr fɔ ansa se:
  - Viktri de gro pan bɔdi ɛn blɔd, bɔt i de bia frut frɔm di wan dɛn we wik!
  Gringeta faya, brok di tati-fo lɛk glas, ɛn his:
  - Wɔ tan lɛk flawa we de it man, brayt, it bif ɛn wit bad smel!
  Malanya bin de rɔb di pedal wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn tɔk se:
  - Wɔ na di mama fɔ prɔgrɛs ɛn di stɛp mama fɔ les!
  Matilda go tek am ɛn ala:
  - Ɛn insay wɔ, di layf fɔ sojaman nɔ valyu, bɔt di jenɛral dɛn ivin lɔs!
  Jenɛt rɔn di edj fɔ in an krɔs in chɛst ɛn chirp:
  - If yu want pis, instill frayd if yu want wɔ, induce laf!
  Gringeta tek am ɛn faya, i pɔynt di wɛpɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn siŋ:
  - Laf nɔto sin if yu nɔto laf na soja biznɛs!
  Malanya bin de gigl ɛn grɔmbul wit sakrifays:
  - Wɔ tan lɛk sɛrks, na di wan nɔmɔ we win gɛt di las laf!
  Matilda bin drayv di tank, i bin krɔs tu-tri payɔnia dɛn, ɛn i bin rasp se:
  - Insay wɔ i tan lɛk na sɛrks, na insidious, siriɔs kilman nɔmɔ!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn nɔ tɔk natin bak. Dem don taya fo mek jok. Jɛnɛral wan, wɔ nɔ kin rili fayn.
  Jenɛt bin de tink wit wamat se: Briten bin dɔn lɔs to di Jamani dɛn. Pan ɔl we aw bɔku land dɛn di British dɛn bin win. Ɛn aw bɔku pan da Jamani de! Briten bin bi wan big big kiŋdɔm. Bɔt i nɔ bin ebul fɔ dayjɛst in kɔloni dɛn. Di Tɔd Rayk bin pas di Inglish dɛn pan pawa ɛn ivin di kɔmanda dɛn bin tɔn to pipul dɛn we strɔng pasmak ɛn we ebul fɔ du mɔ.
  Ɛn we di Nazi dɛn kam na Lɔndɔn, istri bin dɔn fɔ Ingland. Wan nyu ɛmpaya bin kam, we gɛt pawa we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet. Bɔku pipul dɛn ɛn kɔntri dɛn de wok na in sojaman dɛn. Ɛn wetin wi go se: di Tɔd Rayk, we bin de spre in wing dɛn, bin drawn Briten.
  Bɔt insay 1940, we Hitlɛr bin dɔn win Frans, i bin fri fɔ gi pis to Chɔchil. Ɛn i bin nid fɔ gri wit am: kɔmɔn sɛns bin se Briten nɔ go ebul fɔ gɛt ɛnitin frɔm di wɔ, ivin if yu tink bɔt am, bɔt i go lɔs. Hitler bin fɛt di ɛya fɛt wit Ingland wit af trɛnk. Bikɔs i bin de te, i bin transfa in sojaman dɛn na Afrika. I bin go na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn. Bɔt ɔl dis bin jɔs mek di bad bad tin apin.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de yuz di say dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn tek, bin fɛn di trɛnk fɔ fɛt na tu say dɛn, Jepan bin win di Amɛrikan dɛn wit kɔnfidɛns. Ɛn afta dat, Stalin bin betray am bay we i bin dɔn mek wan fɛt-fɛt. Briten bin fɔdɔm na in ni ɛn bi pat pan di Third Reich.
  Bɔku win dɛn bin mek di Wehrmacht gɛt di glori we dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ win. Jenɛt ɛn in padi dɛn bin gri fɔ jɔyn Hitlɛr in ami fɔ go fɛn gladi at ɛn fɔ gɛt rank. Ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ du sɔm pat pan am de.
  So wetin? Naw dɛn gɛt tu Ɔmland dɛn: Greta Jamani, Lil Briten.
  Jenɛt tek wan sip pan Kɔka-Kola ɛn chirp:
  - Lɔv ɛn day, gud ɛn bad... Wetin oli, wetin sin, di wan dɛn we kil nɔ bisin!
  Gringeta bin siŋ fɔ ansa am, ɛn sɛn ɔda prɔjɛkt:
  - Lɔv ɛn dare, lɛ ivil rul, bɔt na wan nɔmɔ dɛn gi wi fɔ pik!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin gladi smɔl. Wɛl, infakt, as yu ebul fɔ tyu yusɛf insay wan smɔl ki. Dɛn yɔŋ, dɛn gladi, dɛn gɛt trɛnk, ɛn dɛn rili laki. Dɛn kin fɛt so ɛn nɔto wan skrach. Apat frɔm yu tink se dɛn go gɛt skrach pan di tank.
  Malanya bin tɔk bad bad wan se:
  - Eh, Churchill fɔ dɔn aksept Hess in ɔf ɛn go insay di wɔ wit di USSR. Dɔn wi go rul di wan ol planɛt, ɛn leta wi go krɔs Jamani bak!
  Matilda bin siŋ wit gladi at:
  - Jamani gud na fɛt, di British layɔn na di bɛst!
  Manya bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, wi layɔn we kɔmɔt Briten na di bɛst!
  Jenɛt bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Wi stil gɛt chans! Hitler go day ɛn di Jamani Ɛmpaya go fɔdɔm!
  Gringeta bin faya wan projɛktayl ɛn sɔm pat pan am bin gri se:
  - Yes, i go fɔdɔm apat! Dɛn na animal dɛn we de it bif, bɔt yu tink se dis go mek wi bɛtɛ?
  Malanya bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Yuniti ɔnda had rijim bɛtɛ pas chaos ɛn sloppiness ɔnda sɔft wan!
  Matilda bin pres in bare soles pan di pedal dɛn ɛn bark:
  - Wi go de na Mas bak! Ɛn pas di solar sistem!
  Jane ansa wit Gioconda smayl se:
  - Fɔs wi nid fɔ mek wan wanwɔd rijim na di planɛt Wɔl!
  Gringet, tek am ɛn siŋ wit ɔl in at:
  - Ɛn wi nɔ go alaw dis rijim fɔ chenj!
  Malanya bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Bɔt fɔ mek a lɛf yu wit yu nos, a fɔ chenj mi nos!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn laki lɛk ɔltɛm. Naw dɛn tank de rich na di fɔs layn fɔ trench dɛn. Ɛn i kin kɔt di grɔn wit in katapila dɛn. Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin laf.
  - Wi go krɔs dɛn ɔl!
  Wan pan di gɔn dɛn bin stɔp bitwin di rɔla dɛn, ɛn di tank bin stɔp. Di gyal pikin dɛn kɔmɔt na di motoka, i bin stil tu kramp ɛn tu wam na di tank. Bɔt i risky na do, yu kin bɔn.
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn rɔsh, dɛn de flash dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dɛn de ala se:
  - Wi na ple ple gyal, gud padi, wel, mek dem wip wi bare fut, di ple ple cougars!
  Jane, we bin de rɔn, bin notis se:
  - Na ya wi de, di Space Marines!
  Manya konfam wit wan grin:
  - Ɔl tu insay di spes ɛn insay di landin fɔs!
  Ɛn Gringeta tek am ɛn waka rawnd wit in an, de ala se:
  - Mi na wan supa wɔriɔ! A go kil ɔlman!
  Matilda tek am fɔ ansa ɛn his:
  - Poyzin drop by drop insay di Fuhrer!
  Jenɛt bin de gigl ɛn siŋ se:
  - Di blow strɔng, ɛn di Fuhrer na ɔltin we gɛt pawa!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn bin de rɔn, dɛn bin de stɛp dɛn fut nɔmɔ, dɛn bin de stɛp pan rɔb, dɛn bin de krɔs, ayɛn we bin dɔn wam bad bad wan, difrɛn kayn bim dɛn, ɛn dɛn skel dɛn we bin brok.
  Jenɛt bin siŋ se:
  -Yu go ɔndastand mi... Yu go ɔndastand mi... Yu go ɔndastand mi, ɛn yu nɔ go fɛn bɛtɛ kɔntri!
  I kin fayn fɔ mek di titi rɔn, wit in leg dɛn we nɔ tu rɔf, along di rod we gɛt tik ɛn di dɔti. I rili rili fayn.
  Gringeta bin siŋ:
  - Sɔm, di san de shayn ay...
  Malanya bin sɔpɔt di siŋ:
  - Ay... Ay!
  Matilda bin ad se:
  - Sɔm, wi de fa frɔm day! Fa!
  I bin notis se di wɔri pipul dɛn bin gladi. Fɔ tru, i rili fayn fɔ muv ɛn jomp wit trɛnk so.
  Jenɛt bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Day na kɔnvɛnshɔn, disgres na absolyut!
  Gringeta bin rɔb wan fut we nɔ gɛt natin pan di ɔda wan ɛn his:
  - Wi go gɛt ɔlide bak! Ɛn wit am win!
  Malanya bin tɔk wit dawt se:
  - Wi yon ɔ di Jamani pipul dɛn?
  Matilda bin grin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wan faya we de kil pipul de wet fɔ wi...
  Jenɛt bin ansa se:
  - Bɔt i nɔ gɛt pawa...
  Gringeta bin ala lɛk panta:
  - Ɔlman gɛt sɛpret kɔfin...
  Malanya tek am ɛn, we i de shot, i his:
  - Di Boche batalyɔn dɔn go na in grev!
  Matilda bin ala bak se:
  - Wan ol legiɔn dɔn go na di grev!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn tek am ɛn meow... Dɛn tan lɛk slɛnd ɔs. Ɛn so kiut, bare ɛn tan leg dɛn.
  Jenɛt tek am ɛn his wit gladi at:
  - En mi na kobra! En mi na kobra! Nɔto bea atɔl!
  Gringeta bin swɛt fɔ ansa se:
  - I fayn fɔ mek kobra flay go ɔp to di klawd!
  Ɛn di gyal pikin dɛn go jɔs bɔmp ed. Spak de flay frɔm di yay lɛk se di awa de kam!
  Malanya tek am ɛn his:
  - Hitler na kaput!
  Matilda bin sɔpɔt am:
  - En Stalin na kaput!
  Jenɛt shek in hip ɛn chirp:
  - Mi na wɔriɔ fɔ layt, na yu ni savayj... A go swip ɔlman we de kɔl pipul dɛn we de tɔk bad bɔt di wɔl!
  Malanya tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Ɛn Hitler na fulman, i de smok tabak! I de tif mach ɛn nɔ de spɛn di nɛt na os!
  Matilda bin grin wit sɔri ɛn aks se:
  - Wetin yu tink, di Fuhrer get am?
  Gringeta kik di ashis wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn grɔmbul:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! Wi fo go giv am blowjob!
  Malanya rol in yay ɛn wispa se:
  - Oh, i rili fayn fɔ ol wan pulsating jade rod na yu mɔt ɛn fil am wit yu tong!
  Matilda wispa wit wan briz se:
  - Aw i big! Ɛn ɔltin go jɔs fayn!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin de jomp ay ɛn ay. Bɔt dɛn bin mek dɛn tank ɛn dɛn bin gɛt fɔ go bak. Di wɔri pipul dɛn klaym bak ɛn his:
  - Dis na wi tank! I go jɔs bi big pɔsin!
  Wantɛm wantɛm, Jenɛt mɛmba di fayn fayn stori bɔt Rɔbin Hud. Na smɔl Joe de, di bɔbɔ na di sherif bin kech am. Dɛn bin mek di bɔbɔ sɔfa: dɛn pul am ɔp na di rɛk ɛn frɛsh in il.
  We di faya bin lik di bɔbɔ in fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we rɔf... Jenɛt bin fil se i want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs na ya, ɛn i bin rili want fɔ du mami ɛn dadi biznɛs. Na ya dɛn bin go insay de. Ɛspɛshali di Japan ninja Crucian kap. Dis blant bɔbɔ so fayn, ɛn i gɛt rili big man pafɛkt. Ɛn i rili fayn fɔ tɔch dis kayn klin ɛn smol skin wit yu bɔdi.
  Jenɛt bin want fɔ put in finga bitwin in leg dɛn, bɔt i bin shem ɛn chenj in maynd. Pan ɔl we fɔ tru, fɔ du dis kayn tin kin rili fayn!
  Di Masta in gyal pikin bin se:
  - Insay di si wef ɛn furious faya! Ɛn faya we gɛt faya, ɛn we vɛks bad bad wan!
  Di gyal pikin dɛn bin muf dɛn Goering-5 bak to di say dɛn we di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn bin de. I go mɔs bi se Stalin insɛf bin fred bad bad wan we i kam fɔ no bɔt di we aw di Nazi dɛn dɔn go bifo. Fɔ tru, aw yu nɔ go fred na ya? Wan big big mashin de rɔsh pan yu, bɔt natin nɔ de fɔ ansa. Tati-fo, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ fɛt di E siriɔs. Ɛn ivin mɔ frɔm pyramidal AG dɛn.
  Ɛn i tan lɛk se Stalin dɔn sɔprayz. At least kol kokroch fo bi yu advaiza. Nɔ sawnd, nɔ minin, nɔ splash wata! Luk laik se yu go get skru!
  Jenɛt bin tɔk wit smayl se:
  - Ɛn Stalin, nɔ lɛk Churchill, ɔltɛm i bin gri fɔ tek handouts frɔm Hitler ɛn go fɔ pis!
  Gringeta bin siŋ wit zil:
  - Tel mi wetin di wold bi! Dɛn go ansa yu - di san ɛn di briz!
  Malanya bin tɔk wit zil se:
  - Ɛn wi go gɛt strɔng, wɛlbɔdi pikin dɛn!
  Matilda bin de gigl ɛn wispa se:
  - Di wɔl nɔto chɛsbɔd, ɛn Hitlɛr nɔto kiŋ!
  Jenɛt bin kɔrɛkt in padi se:
  - I lɔng pas di kiŋ! Ɛn wi go swip am kɔmɔt na di wɔl!
  Gringeta tek am ɛn ala se:
  - Di big big tin we di British pipul dɛn gɛt, we di planɛt dɔn no! Fascism bin krɔs wit wan blow fɔ di sɔd!
  Malanya bin ad wit zil se:
  - Ɔl di neshɔn dɛn na di wɔl lɛk ɛn gladi fɔ wi!
  Matilda, wit di zil we wan titi we dɔn fɛn in fɔs lɔv gɛt, bin tɔk bak se:
  - A biliv, lɛ wi bil oli kɔmyunizim!
  Jenɛt bin laf ɛn tɔk se:
  - Ɛn ɔnda di lidaship fɔ di Jamani dɛn, kɔmyunizim kin rili bil!
  Gringeta bin nak in fɔɛd na di gɔn in briz ɛn siŋ se:
  - Wi de jok, wi go bil kɔmyunizim naw! Ɛn Stalin go bi wi supa ɛn hiro!
  Malanya ad, we i de mek i klia se:
  - Insay kɔfin, fɔ tru!
  Gringueta bin kɔnfyus wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Na tru se, insay kɔfin!
  Jenɛt bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - I nɔ mata aw di kiŋ big, i go go na di grev, jɔs lɛk di ɔntinman!
  Gringeta ad wit wan bad bad grin:
  - Pɔlitiksman de lay ɔltɛm, na in nɔmɔ de day fɔ rial!
  Malanya klik in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn se:
  - Imɔtaliti na rial tin, bɔt day na ilyushɔn!
  Matilda bin gi wan aphorism bak:
  - Kiŋ kin du ɛnitin, bɔt nɔto wan, nɔto wan kiŋ kin rɔnawe kɔmɔt na di grev ɛn go insay di wɔl!
  Jenɛt bin de chirp se:
  - Laif go dɔn jisnɔ...
  Gringetta bin sɔpɔt wit aplomb:
  - Di dot go strik jisnɔ!
  Malanya faya mashin gɔn pan di Soviet infantri, ɛn i de his:
  - Oh, mama, mama, sɔri fɔ yu bɔy pikin!
  Matilda, we bin gɛt prɔblɛm fɔ stɔp in laf, bin tɔk bak se:
  - Afta ɔl, i nɔ gɛt wan de fɔ liv!
  Jenɛt bin tink lɛk se:
  - Ɔlman want fɔ liv fayn fayn wan, bɔt na wan wan nɔmɔ de day wit rɛspɛkt!
  Gringueta ansa wit smayl se:
  - Day prɔmis trɔbul, pas nɔmɔ i spak wit di raytin fɔ ajɔstmɛnt!
  Malanya hiss wit wan furious we i de pul in tit:
  - Gud day bɛtɛ pas krap layf!
  Matilda bin chalenj se:
  - I gud fɔ bi Gɔd na fridɔm, bɔt i bad fɔ bi dɛbul na prizin!
  Gringeta bin tɔk wit wan pɔyzin grin:
  - Ɛn wi dɔn dɔn wit shel... Gri, dis na big big bad bad tin! Nɔto wan prɛzɛnt fɔ dɔnawe wit am!
  Jenɛt bin snor wit disgres.
  - Nyu prɛzɛnt ɛn ɔda prɛsidɛnt dɛn go de!
  . CHAPTER No. 17.
  Na dis de, Ɔktoba 10, 1947, Friedrich, lɛk ɔltɛm, we na greyhaund ɛn we nɔ taya, bin rɔn kwik kwik wan pan di ay ɔs we dɛn kɔl Me-362. Di bɔbɔ nɔ bin fil ivin shado fɔ taya, i bin tu gladi, ɛn stil shot we i nɔ mis wan bit. Na nɛt, di wan dɛn we de mek di say dɛn we dɔn pwɛl, mɔ di wan dɛn na Amɛrika, kin put sɔm pan di tin dɛn we dɔn pwɛl fɔ wok. Na mɔtalman, dɛn bin spin di "Pattons" bak na trak, pan ɔl dat, tu ɔ tri ɔndrɛd pan dɛn motoka ya bin enta savis afta dɛn transfa dɛn frɔm ovasi, along di relwe dɛn we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi establish. Na tru se di wan dɛn we bin de sɔpɔt di pati bin tray, bɔt dɛn bin du bad pas aw dɛn kin du. Insay di ilɛkshɔn fɔ di Yukren Fada, Bandera bin win, ɛn di pipul dɛn we bin de tek di pati ɛn di wan dɛn we bin de kɔmɔt biɛn dɛn bin bɔku. Plɛs, di kɔmanda fɔ di patisan muvmɛnt, Voroshilov, bin sik... Ɛn dɛn nɔ bin fɛn pɔsin we go tek in ples insay di tɛm... So, di sapɔt fɔ di intanashɔnal strayk grup fɔ di fasist dɛn bin rili satisfay. Yɛs, brayt ɔndagrɔn fɛtman dɛn ɛn heroic saboteurs bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays sɔntɛnde, bɔt nɔto pas di taktik lɛvɛl. Apat frɔm dat, di we aw nyu padi dɛn we bin dɔn kapitul bin kam, dat bin mek dɛn nɔ gɛt fet pan di win we di USSR win, ɛn dis bin mek pipul dɛn we bin de shek shek, opin wan ɔ ɔdasay sikrit wan, bin go ova to di sayd we di fasist dɛn bin de.
  Di nɔmba fɔ di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na di kɔntri bin bɔku mɔ pan di Kraikov Rɛd Ami ɛn di Polish Ami. Di Pols, bikɔs dɛn bin biliv di prɔmis dɛn we di Nazi dɛn ɛn mɔ di Wɛstinian kapitalis dɛn bin dɔn mek, dɛn bin rili kɔnt fɔ mek wan big ɛmpaya na di ist, ɛn Rɔshia go spɛn bɔku mɔni! Nɔto ɔl, fɔ tru, di Polish kɔmyunis dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ fetful to di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, bɔt di ɔda pɔlitikal shed dɛm... Libal pipul dɛn spɛshal we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan... So di Polish yunit dɛn bigin fɔ sɔrɛnda pan di Mɔsko Bulge ɔlmost wantɛm wantɛm frɔm di biginin fɔ di ɔfens ... Laki se, dɛn nɔ bin bɔku ɛn dis nɔ bin gɛt ɛni pawa yet pan di we aw di wɔ bin de go .
  Friedrich insɛf bin mek di fɔs tu flay dɛn, ɛn i bin kɔmɔt nia di ɔda payɔnia dɛn. I bin si se di ɛnimi dɛn nɔ bin de mit di Nazi grup dɛn so igen wit faya, ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ mayn fil nɔ lɛf na di rod we di tank dɛn we dɛn de yuz fɔ mek di tank dɛn de go. Bɔt di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin fɛt tranga wan. Di infantri nɔ bin opin faya ɛn tray, bay we dɛn lɛf di tank dɛn fɔ lɔk, fɔ blo dɛn trak ɔ wan bɔnch grenade, ɔ fɔ bɔn dɛn wit bɔtul dɛn we kin bɔn.
  Di Tɛminatɔ bɔbɔ bin men wan inkrisayz di skɔ pan di ɛkspɛns fɔ Sɔviɛt gɔn dɛn. Pantap dat, fɔ shot frɔm ɔrizɔntal plen, fɔ avɔyd fɔ west tɛm we yu de dayv. Na tru se dɛn bin pwɛl bɔku tank dɛn bak we bin de na di say we dɛn bin de atak dɛn. USSR avieshɔn nɔ bin de wok. Na mɔnin, na sɛvin U-2 plen dɛn nɔmɔ bin apia, dɔn 4 Laggs. In jenɛral, Friedrich bin gɛt shɔt tɔk wit dɛn, i bin de prɛs di triga layt wan... Ɛn afta dat, lɛk ɔltɛm!
  Afta dɛn dɔn stɔp di kɔmbat pɔynt dɛn we bin dɔn wik, di Nazi tank dɛn bin rɔsh mɔ krɔs di fil ɛn go insay di trench dɛn... Bɔt dɛn bin mit di anti-tank ditch ɛn hedhɔg dɛn bak pan dis layn we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt siks ɛn pat pan fayv (na bin et pan dɛn in totɛl). Di Soviet artileri sojaman dɛn bin de fred ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ shot frɔm fa. Di fasist artileri nɔ bin gɛt sɔri-at, ɛn di avieshɔn... So fa, lɛk wan ples usay dɛn kin ple sket, dɛn bin dɔn kɔt ɔltin. Wɛl, Friedrich, lɛk ɔltɛm, de bifo ɔlman, i gɛt mɔ spirit ɛn i kol. Chenj dɛn bin apin we dɛn mek di sojaman dɛn, di Patton dɛn, we bin gɛt pawaful mashin gɔn dɛn, bin tek di lid. Wan fos disishun fɔ ridyus lɔs frɔm kamikaze infantriman dɛn we de sakrifays dɛnsɛf bɔt nɔ want fɔ giv ɔp...
  Friedrich bin mek in tɔd flay wit in padi Ɛlga. Na ya dɛn mit fɔ di fɔstɛm wan big big grup we dɛn kɔl Soviet plen dɛn. Sɔm pan dɛn bin ivin gɛt fayv Br-3 dɛn (frɔm usay dɛn dig dɛn). I sɔri fɔ no se di USSR bɔm dɛn tɔn bak wantɛm wantɛm we dɛn si di Jaman ays dɛn, ɛn di fɛtman dɛn rɔsh go nia dɛn.
  Friedrich bin shot di motoka dɛn wit kol at we i bin de tray fɔ kam nia. Inklud wan ace wit wan sta fɔ di hiro na di USSR na di fuselage. Bɔt di wɔriɔ we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns bin tray fɔ go insay di klawd, bɔt agens wan big big animal lɛk Fridrich Bismak, i bin jɔs tɔn to wɔs. Di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ, we nɔ mis wan bit, shot dɔŋ tati siks fɛtman dɛn ɛn 4 atak plen dɛn wan tɛm, tɔn di spid, ɛn rɔsh afta di bɔm dɛn.
  Bɔt na ya, Friedrich bin kam fɔ no se in motoka nɔ bin de rɔsh so, ɛn i nɔ bin de rich 740 kilomita we dɛn tink se ivin wit injin we dɛn fos am. Di rizin klia, Friedrich riples di 30-mm Mista-108 gɔn wit di Mista-103, we, wit wan initial projɛktayl spid we na 960 mita pan sɛkɔn, na bɔku mɔ ifɛktiv fɔ go insay di ruf dɛn fɔ tank ɛn ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn frɔm wan rili lɔng distans, bɔt lɛk wan ɛn af tɛm i ebi ɛn smɔl wit wan rit we faya de faya we na 420 rawnd pan minit (bɔt, Friedrich bin jɔs lɛk fɔ faya wan shel we i de fɔdɔm insay trance!). Ɛn dɛn bin ad di amunishɔn fɔ di gɔn dɛn mɔ fɔ Frɛdrik. So, fɔ kech di bɔm dɛn nɔ bin izi. Sevral nimble He-362s bin de bifo di brayt yɔŋ es. Dɛn bin fɔdɔm lɛk ays blɔk na di tin dɛn we dɛn plant, ɛn dɛn bin de krɔs di Soviet motoka dɛn ɛn mek dɛn sɔfa. Pantap dat, di Br-3, bikɔs di Br-3 bin slo ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn, i bin izi fɔ di tɛroris payɔt dɛn. Friedrich bin rich na di ɛnd fɔ di fɛstival, bɔt i stil dɔn wan duzin, i knock aut fifti. Bɔt di bɔbɔ nɔ bin ebul fɔ win di rɛkɔd we i bin gɛt trade we na tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tri motoka dɛn.
  Friedrich bin kam bak bak wit big zil na in sol. I win ɛn i de win! Ɛn di tin dɛn we a bin de tink bɔt aw a bin betray bin dɔnawe wit am kpatakpata. Di yɔŋ man ivin tɛl insɛf se:
  - Wetin mek dɛn prejudis ya! Homeland na di say we yu padi ɛn pikin dɛn de gro! Ɛn di USSR nɔto di Mama Land, bɔt na prizin fɔ neshɔn dɛn!
  Helga yɛri dɛn wɔd ya, bɔt, bikɔs i nɔ ɔndastand dɛn tru tru tin, i kɔnfɔm se:
  - Yu rait! Ɛn i nɔ go te igen wi go bɔn pikin dɛn! Although, a nɔ want fɔ gɛt bɛlɛ fat we dis wɔ stil de go bifo!
  Friedrich bin laf se:
  - I dipen pan wetin di Ɔlmayti Gɔd want. Bɔt, di Pop ɛn bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we de na di siti dɛn de na wi say!
  Di nɔmba 4 flayt we bin de atak, jet Fokken-Wulf-5s bin tɔn to fɔ fɛn gɔn, bikɔs na tu-tri tank dɛn nɔmɔ dɛn bin kech. Bɔt di rial tɛst nɔ bin dɔn kam yet.
  Rotmistrov in Fayv Gad Tank Ami bin dɔn di ɔnda-kɔtin transfa to di Krasnogvardeisky eria. Bɔt, i nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ mek dɛn sɔprayz ɔl. Fasist plen dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛn pipul dɛn, bin rayt aw bɔku bɔku tank dɛn bin de muv, ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ tek di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du fɔ mek dɛn nɔ du di wok. Na lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd SS yunit dɛn na di 2nd SS Panzer Army, ɛn tu ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn frɔm di stratejik rizɔv, bin kɔmɔt fɔ mit nayn ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti tank dɛn ɛn sɛlf-propɛl gɔn dɛn we di rizɔv dɛn na Rotmistrov in armoured fist bin riinfɔs. Speshali, di fɛt bin apin na wan fil nia di Pervomaisky kɔlektif fam, usay Jaman grenadia ɛn gɔn dɛn bin de na di layn we dɛn bin kech.
  Dɛn kɔl Friedrich ɛn di bɛst Jaman ays fɔ fɛt wan big big atak frɔm land ɛn ɛya.
  Liɔtɛnant Jɛnɛral Rɔtmistrov, we na bin di hiro fɔ di Stalingrad fɛt, bin du di ɔda we we kɔmɔt frɔm di Suprim Kɔmanda-in-Chif insɛf, ɛn i bin biliv wit ɔl in at se di fɛt nia Mɔsko nɔ bin dɔn lɔs yet. I bin gɛt pawa na in an, ɛn i bin gɛt smɔl op se di USSR go gɛt bak wetin i bin dɔn lɔs bifo. Bɔt di kɔlɔn, we bin de muv ɔnda in yon pawa, bin rili strɛch. Dis bin bi pat bikɔs dɛn bin want fɔ avɔyd di Third Reich rikonays ayrakt dɛn, wit di ɔda tɛm we dɛn bin de mach na bikɔs di relwe layn dɛn bin pwɛl bikɔs ɔf di ɛnimi ayrakt dɛn.
  Di ebi ebi bɔm strayk dɛn bin mek big big tank fɔs dɛn mach fɔ bɔku bɔku kilomita dɛn ɔnda dɛn yon pawa. Pantap dat, na di maksimal spid mach... Dis na fɔ tek tɛm tink bɔt sɔm itɛrojɛniti pan di tank flit sɔm motoka dɛn bin gɛt filta dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn riples, ɔda wan dɛn, difrɛn frɔm dat, ol kayn, inklud transmishɔn dɛn we nɔ pafɛkt, we bin slo dizil injin dɛn;
  Bikɔs ɔf di kruk ɛn big big impak we ɛnimi avieshɔn bin gɛt, di fayv shɔk ami bin de fa frɔm di frɔnt layn ɛn dis bin fos dis stɛl rɔla fɔ mach frɔm ivintɛm to mɔnin.
  Wan grup we bin rili kɔmpakt we na fasist dɛn bin dɔn de wet fɔ Rotmistrov. Pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ bin bɛtɛ pan di ɔl di tank dɛn, di Nazi dɛn bin bɛtɛ pan kwaliti: dɛn bin gɛt lɛk wan ɛn af ɔndrɛd "Panthers"-5 ɛn "Tigers"-5, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt wan ɛn af duzin "Goering" L (Inglish motoka dɛn we gɛt 17-fut gɔn, we lɛk fɔ ikwal pan pawa we de go insay wan gɔn "Panthers"), E-50, AG-50 ɛn "Patton". Di Supa Fɛdinand tank distroya dɛn bin stil de na dɛn rod.
  Na tru se i bin fɔ bɛtɛ fɔ atak di Nazi dɛn bɔku bɔku wan, bɔt di bad bad Zhukov bin de rɔsh tumɔs fɔ Rotmistrov, i bin rayt fɔ fred se di Nazi dɛn go tek trɛnk fɔ fɛt di prɔblɛm. Bɔt, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi du am...
  Bɔt na ya di Sɔviɛt ami bin gɛt wan trɔmp kad - dis na bin siriɔs ɛya kɔva... Dɛn bin pul di plen dɛn frɔm di Ural dairekshɔn ɛn frɔm di hedkwata rizɔv, ɛn dɛn bin ivin trowe trenin motoka dɛn fɔ fɛt, ɛn dɛn bin ivin trowe di ikwipmɛnt dɛn stret frɔm di asɛmbli layn . Dis na bin di chans fɔ brok tru di rayt flank ɛn riya, we bin dɔn muf fa bifo di fasist wedj.
  Jɛnɛral Gotha, ɛn ɔda kɔmanda dɛn, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de we dɛn bin de tɔk bɔt di plan fɔ di Mɔsko ɔpreshɔn, bin tink se Krasnogvardeysk go mɔs bi di say we dɛn go gɛt tank fɛt wit di kɔmbat rizɔv we di Sɔviɛt ami dɛn gɛt, we min se i nid fɔ gɛt kɔva plan .
  Speshal Jaman plen dɛn, mɔ di Xe-362, bin de wach di ayspɛs, so dat di fɛt we dɛn bin fɛt na Krasnogvardeysky bin fɔ bi di big wan nɔto jɔs tank, bɔt i fɔ bi di ay fɛt bak insay di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ!
  Dɛn kɔl Friedrich fɔ fɛt di ɛnimi, na in na di bɛst as fɔ di Luftwaffe, di kiŋ fɔ di ɛya fɛt na bin simbul fɔ di win we di Tɔd Rayk win. Ɛn nia am, ɔ klos nia am na in raytan, pan wan asɔlt, ɛn dat mek spɛshal pawaful modifyeshɔn fɔ di Fokken-Wulf-5, Hɛlga bin de rɔn.
  Di bɔbɔ bin ivin siŋ se:
  - Wi de rayd tru di wef dɛn pan staship dɛn! Quarks foam in di ether vortices!
  Helga bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Rɛd krichɔ, yu go hit! Pikin dɛn na di ɔndagrɔn ɛl wɔl!
  Friedrich bin laf ɛn se di tin we i lɛk:
  - Kam on, away frɔm di skru! Enjɛl fɔ day, jɔs wispa fɔ mek i apia! I go rip ɔl di dɔti dɛn to dɛn dɔnki!
  Ɛlga bin de gigl fɔ ansa am.
  - Wel, yu na wity!
  Friedrich bin de wɔri smɔl bɔt di wet we in plen dɛn bin de gɛt we bin de go ɔp, di kɔnekshɔn we dɛn bin gɛt wit di we aw dɛn bin de put wɛpɔn dɛn we de go fa fa say ɛn di bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. Afta ɔl, di projɛktayl we 30 mm kanɔn kin mek kin ebi tri tɛm pas di wan we gɛt 20 milimita kanɔn, ɛn we i kam pan di pawa we kin pwɛl tin dɛn, sɔntɛm i kin gɛt pawa pas 4 tɛm, na wɛpɔn we ɔlman kin yuz fɔ fɛt we kin pwɛl di tin dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt ɔl tu na di wɔl di planɛt ɛn na di ays! Di yɔŋ es bin ivin want fɔ giv ɔp di mashin gɔn dɛn ɛn pul dɛn 4 big-kaliba wan dɛn, bɔt... Hɛlga bin agens bifo i kɔmɔt:
  - Afta ɔl, i kin kam dɔŋ fɔ klos fɛt. I bɛtɛ fɔ sev dis trump kad...
  - Inaf fɔ Fos Majeure ɛn tu shuta dɛn! - Friedrich bin kɔt fɔ shɔt tɛm. Fo mi, fo shot daun klos na inof. In jenerol, a tink se di mashin gɔn armament ya pasmak.
  Ɛlga bin de gigl wit gladi at ɛn slap di bɔbɔ na in bak.
  - I sɔri fɔ no se nɔto ɔlman na so invincible nayt lɛk yu! Bɔku aces stil de biginin, dɛn nid denser faya fɔ mek shɔ se dɛn hit...
  Frɛdrik bin rili tink se i nɔ gri wit dis:
  - Dɛn nɔ go gi dis kayn dia dia motoka lɛk di ME-362 U to novis payɔt. Dis fɛtman na fɔ aces.
  Bifo Ɛlga ansa, i rɔn go insay in plen we de atak in fɛt-fɛt, ɛn i bin de flash in il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt pink. Wetin ɔda tin fɔ du, di imejensi kɔl bin sawnd.
  Bɔku tɛm, Friedrich bin gladi fɔ we i pul di tu mashin gɔn dɛn we de na do, di big big motoka bin izi fɔ flay, ɛn di spid bin de go ɔp, ɛn di wing dɛn we bin layt bin mek i ebul fɔ muv fayn fayn wan. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin de kɔba di faya pɔynt dɛnsɛf wit fayn fayn tin dɛn, i bin notis se di we aw dɛn bin ridyus bin ad to di aerodynamics na di motoka. Pan ɔl we di Me-362 pan ɔl we i kam pan aerodynamic kwaliti dɛn stil nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal bitwin piston motoka dɛn, i na da kayn ɔs we de ɔlsay na di wɔl fɔ wɔ.
  Rare trees and fields flash below... Di de hot ɛn i tan lɛk se i nɔ go izi fɔ fɛt. Ɛspɛshali di Rɔshian dɛn, we de lɔs dis big big fɛt. Na ya na di lɛft ɛn smɔl dɔŋ na wan grup we de flay... Wan big grup, sɔm pan di krawd dɛn rili big... Wan bad bad sayn, krawd dɛn de akɔmpan ɔl di wɔ dɛn na dis kruk, we nɔ gɛt sɛntimɛnt wɔl. As Boyarsky bin de siŋ insay di fambul myuzik:
  - Bɔt wetin mek! I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ liv yu maynd! Bɔt wetin mek - layf nɔ de tich wi ɛnitin!
  Na ya na vaylɛns, vaylɛns ɛn mɔ vaylɛns! Kruk, kruk ɛn wan tɛm bak kruk we de siment di neshɔn!
  I tan lɛk se di grup we dɛn kɔl krawd nɔ gɛt ɛnd, dɛn gɛt tɛn, ɔndrɛd tawzin dɛn, ɛn dɛn de kaw so dat yu go yɛri dɛn ivin insay wan kebin we dɛn sidɔm wit ɛmetik. Friedrich bin aks Ɛlga na di redio se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi kin hit dɛn wit mashin gɔn?
  Di ace gyal bin agens se:
  - I nɔ fayn fɔ du am! Ɛvri bulɛt kin kɔnt ya!
  Friedrich bin laf se:
  - We na tin we rili pɔsibul! Di kiŋ gɛt katrij dɛn na bag ɔnda in tron.
  Di fɔs grup fɔ di Soviet plen dɛn bin jomp kɔmɔt biɛn wan grup we gɛt vayl dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Na di Salamander dɛn bin mit dɛn fɔs. Lɔs bin de na ɔl tu di say dɛn, dɛn kil mɔ Rɔshian dɛn. Friedrich bin opin faya let ɛn na et motoka dɛn nɔmɔ i shot dɔŋ. Bɔt i stil bi wan rɔf stat. Bɔt dɛn shot tu-tri Jaman Salamander-3 dɛn, ɛn di Me-262, i nɔ klia aw i bin ebul fɔ go bifo ɔlman.
  Bɔt di men tin nɔ bin dɔn kam yet. Di grup fɔ krawd dɔn, di Jamani payɔt dɛn jomp kɔmɔt na di spes ɔp di Krasnogvardeisky fil ɛn i bigin.
  Wan ol ami bin rɔsh go na di Jaman skwadron, ɛn na ya, fɔ tru, bɔku bɔku ay ami dɛn na di USSR bin de flay plen. Wan big big armada fɔ ɔl kayn plen, bɔt mɔ pan ɔl di Yakov ɛn sɔm less Laggs.
  Friedrich bin opin faya frɔm distans we pas siks kilomita. I bak plɔmp insay strim dɛn we gɛt wayl trance, we yu nɔ de aim, bɔt yu finga dɛn de kip de prɛs ɔtomɛtik wan. We nɔ kɔnsidareshɔn, tinkin nɔ de igen, i tan lɛk se di bɔdi na yu yon, bɔt yu dɔn ɔlrɛdi tan lɛk pɔpet we gɛt pawa dɛn we yu nɔ no... Ɛn dat min se di bɔdi nɔto yu yon, bɔt na di spirit na di ɔndawɔl - pawa dɛn we nɔ klin, we wikɛd. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .
  Wɛl, ɛn na di ed fɔ di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ, di siŋ bigin fɔ sawnd bɔku tɛm:
  Na midul padi dɛn, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn bin de fa frɔm ɔda pipul dɛn, .
  Dɛn kech am wit sɔfa, sɔri-at wɔri!
  Wi wɔl dɔn so taya fɔ abiuz, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ de si di ples we big ɔ di fayn fayn tin dɛn!
  Usay yu dɔn briŋ wi - wikɛd wikɛd dɛbul?
  We wikɛd dɛbul de kɔntrol wan ami!
  Wi rili want sojaman dɛn glori, .
  Pan ɔl we na mi at a na wikɛd parasayt!
  
  Dis kayn ɛmti we di spirit we dɔn kil, .
  No we nɔ de fɔ go rawnd di kwag!
  Ɛn day, dis tik to di ol uman we nɔ gɛt sɔri-at, .
  Wetin de gɛda tribute na Oli Rus"!
  
  Simpul ɔndastandin nɔ de shayn, .
  Ɔltin de na di wɛb, pawa we nɔ gɛt limit!
  Di want fɔ liv na di wɔl, .
  Test swit, gladi, gladi wit yu swit at!
  
  Bɔt fate bin sɛn in pikin fɔ go fɛt wɔ, .
  Usay wi bin gɛt fɔ fɔgɛt bɔt pis!
  Nɔ nid fɔ swɛ Setan fɔ dis, .
  Wisɛf nɔ bin want ɛni ɔda tin!
  
  A de kɔt di briz we de blo pan di plen, .
  Afta i dɔn du wan twist, ɛn di sayn muv!
  Biliv mi, di fɛtman fɔ di Fadaland nɔ day, .
  Mek wi ple wan fyuneral mach fo di scum!
  
  Di ɛnimi dɛn bɔku, dɛn strɔng, .
  Kar, fɛtman, mishɔl!
  Wi go smash di hellish Wehrmacht to pis, .
  Dɛn go gi glori to di tin dɛn we Rɔshia dɔn du!
  Kɔmyunizim go kam na di Wɔl, a biliv se, .
  Wi go liv gladi gladi - a no fɔ tru!
  Di eksekushɔn fɔ pipul - fasizm, go krɔs, .
  Viktri go bi insay gudnɛs, di layt fɔ May!
  
  Fatherland, swift flay, .
  I bin gi wi layf we oli!
  Di anthem of the Motherland de siŋ na wi at, .
  Afta ɔl, a kin fɛt bad bad wan fɔ am!
  
  Ɛn a biliv se brayt tɛm go kam, .
  Nɔbɔdi nɔ go kil pɔsin, ol ej go dɔnawe wit di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm!
  Di res go divɛlɔp witout ed, .
  Di top go rɔsh to di achivmɛnt dɛn we di layn dɛn dɔn du!
  
  Ɛn so dat wi go mek di tɛm kam nia;
  Dɔn yu nid fɔ fɛt lɛk sojaman na Rɔs in!
  So dat i go rich to ɔlman we nɔto moron, .
  Dat Rɔshian dɛn sabi fɔ fɛt ɔltɛm!
  Wan gud siŋ we de sho se i lɛk in kɔntri bin de sawnd na Friedrich in ed, bɔt in an ɛn fut dɛn we bin de ful pipul dɛn bin du di kɔmɔn tin. Dat na, dɛn bin de sɛn shel to di Soviet plen dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn ɛn brand. Di Soviet payɔt dɛn bin tray fɔ kam nia ɛn bigin fɛt... Vɔlka, we bin dɔn shot pas fifti motoka dɛn we i de muv, mek wan tɔn ɛn avɔyd di shot dɛn ɛn di tray fɔ ram (i kɔt dis kamikaze wit shɔt mashin-gan bɔrst) . Dɔn di yɔŋ es in plen shift, ɛn bikɔs i bin de na kɔmbat trance, di bɔbɔ faya bɔku ay kanɔn dɛn. I bin rili kɔt bɔku Soviet fɛtman dɛn we bin de kɔmɔt biɛn.
  Na ya Friedrich insɛf bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn ram am, bɔt i bin ebul fɔ slayv insay di layn fɔ faya ɛn kɔntinyu fɔ kil in ɛnimi dɛn. Dis tɛm, di twin-ɛnjin "Pawns" bin bi in viktim dɛn. Wan aphorism flash tru di bɔy dɛn ed (pawns sɛf nɔto nat, fiuja kwin!). Helga bin swɛt insay di redio:
  - Oh, dia mama! Aw dɛn de prɛs!
  Friedrich, we bin dɔn du wan lɔp we nɔ kɔmplit, bin kɔt di Soviet fɛtman dɛn frɔm fa fawe we dɛn bin de tray fɔ go biɛn Ɛlga. Wan pan dɛm na bin "Shopkeeper" (Lagg-5), i bin gɛt big rɛd sta na di fuselage... Dis min se na hiro na di USSR. Di gyal insɛf, pan wan asɔlt modifyeshɔn fɔ di Fokken-Wulf, faya pan di tank dɛn na Rotmistrov in ami we bin de kam nia di Jaman pozishɔn dɛn. Ɛn di sem tɛm i bin hit kwik kwik wan, ɛn i bin de dayv fayn fayn wan.
  Friedrich bin stil de fɛt wit ɛnimi plen dɛn, ɛn in maynd bin de tɛl tɛnki to di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de gi am fɔ di bɔku bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt. I ivin ebul fɔ plant wan trɛtin tɛrminatɔ insay wan T-34-85 tank, i pik di kɔmanda in wan (yu kin si dis frɔm di ɛntena dɛn, we, pan ɔl we di dɔst ɛn distans bin de, Friedrich in shap yay dɛn bin si izi wan!).
  Di hatch kɔva bin hit wit tri shel wan tɛm ɛn di tank bin stɔp...
  I bin hot bak dɔŋ, di vanguard fɔ di Fayv Gad Tank Ami bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rol go to di SS grenadiers ɛn pat dɛn na di Sɛkɔn Kɔp.
  Di fɔs Soviet motoka dɛn bin rol insay di watawɛl we bin de fɛt di tank dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de spid smɔl. Di kanɔn dɛn we di Tigers-5 ɛn Panthers-5 bin de faya kwik kwik wan bin ren pan dɛn. Dis na di say we di nyu Jamani dɛn strɔng: we dɛn bin de fɛt fa fawe fɔ mek dɛn go ebul fɔ gɛt advantej pan dɛn, di Soviet tank dɛn bin gɛt fɔ fɛt klos. Set up a landfill... Bɔt di taktik disizhɔn nɔ bin kɔrɛkt, fɔ tear tru di opin fil usay dɛn bin de dig ditch, fɔ mit di mashin dɛn we de wet fɔ di "prey". Yɛs, ɛn nɔ fɔ fɔdɔm en masse di sem tɛm?
  Na tru se di Soviet Ils, pan ɔl we dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn, dɛn bin stil brok tru, lɛk smɔl bɔksa we de dayvɔs ɔnda wan jayant in jam, to ɛnimi tank dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de pwɛl, ivin wit smɔl bɔm dɛn. Na tru se pan sɔm "Tigers"-5 dɛn bin tinap ɔp di nɛt, bɔt fɔ bɔku motoka dɛn, dɛn bin de fos di Jaman infantri fɔ instɔl protɛkshɔn rili we dɛn de muv.
  Frɛdrik bin tink se if di Rɔshian dɛn bin dɔn du mɔ kɔnsɛntret atak, dɛn fɔ dɔn gɛt bɔku chans fɔ gɛt "bɔku mɔni" ɛn fɔ gɛt bɛnifit klos fɛt.
  Di ramming we di red payɔt dɛn bin de ram bin kɔntinyu, bɔt fɔ ɛgzampul agens di rili nimbul Salamander-3, dis taktik nɔ bin bia di frut we dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt. Di lɔs we di Jamani avieshɔn dɛn bin lɔs bin bɔku, jɔs lɛk, fɔ tru, i bin ivin bɔku pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin lɔs. Bɔt dis nɔto bin fɛt we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt ɛni ansa igen. Bɔku Soviet payɔt dɛn bin gɛt fayn ɛkspiriɛns, nɔto fɔ natin dɛn bin kɔba Mɔsko, so di Nazi dɛn bin sɔfa bɔku.
  Friedrich, we in instinkt dɛn bin shap pasmak, bin de avɔyd ɔltɛm fɔ hit ɛn i bin de hit di Soviet fɛtman dɛn we bin denja pas ɔl. Tray fɔ knock di lida dɛn. I bin du am, ɛn i bin wok witout misfires. Bay di we, ɛmti ples bin de na mi ed, ɛn a nɔ bin de si di fɛt as dat. Di bɔdi riak, dɛn kech di target dɛn, no mis nɔ bin de. Bɔku tɛm i bin ivin rich na di tank dɛn.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku, if nɔto bɔku bɔku plen dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn plen dɛn bin de flash ɛn flik bifo wi yay. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Huffman pan in He-362... I de fɛt spɛshal we, spid, di jɔk we jet motoka de jok, ɛn dɔti de flay ɔlsay... Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn nɔ bad sɛf... Bot wia Kozhedub de, na taim fo kot di pawa... Friedrich de muv at a minimum, nau no nid fo ton, hit sparingly, bot onli, muv smol from defet..
  Di amunishɔn de dɔn, ɛn di fiul we de insay di tank dɛn de dɔn, ɛn wɔndaful riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn de kam frɔm di Jaman pozishɔn dɛn. Di Salamanders, ɛn ivin sɔm bad bad Me-362 dɛn, na dɛn fɔs fɔ kam insay di fɛt, dɔn di ɔda wan dɛn we de na Hitler in gang. Agen, we yu de rɔl fɔ go bifo... Sɔviɛt plen dɛnsɛf bigin fɔ tɔn bak. Dɛn fiul de dɔn, ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn lɔs dɔn pas ɔl di limit dɛn we dɛn kin tink bɔt ɛn we dɛn nɔ kin tink bɔt. Friedrich kam bak ɛn aks Ɛlga se:
  - Ɔltin fayn?
  Di titi ansa se:
  - Di plen de muv! I knock out siks tank en wan faiya...
  Friedrich bin wispa se:
  - Yes, yu pas ivin mi fo di nomba of tank we dem don destroy. Mi sɛf bin pwɛl fayv motoka dɛn nɔmɔ we gɛt mɔt!
  Helga bin de gigl.
  - Ɔmɔs plen dɛn?
  - Plɛn dɛn? - Nɔmba dɛn flash na Friedrich in ed... - Eksakt tri ɔndrɛd ɛn wan! Nyu wɔl rɛkɔd. Na big big tin we dɛn dɔn du...
  Ɛlga bin ala se:
  - Yu na jɔs wan nayt! Nɔ, i nɔ go te igen di gɔd we de pwɛl pipul dɛn. Di big Kali insɛf... Yunivasal fɛtman!
  Friedrich bin kɔrɛkt wit ɔl in at se:
  - Fɔ tru, Kali nɔto gɔd, bɔt na gɔd uman we de du bad. Dat min se uman, pan ɔl we na gɔd we pipul dɛn rili rɛspɛkt ɛn we pipul dɛn lɛk na Indu rilijɔn. Dɛn dɔn bil bɔku tɛmpul dɛn fɔ am ɛn dɛn de pre to am.
  Di bɔbɔ notis wantɛm wantɛm se i dɔn skrach in ni bad bad wan na di lev. Ɛn i bin swɛ se:
  - Damn am! I nɔ bin fayn fɔ mek yu tɔn insay dis kayn motoka we gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Helga bin tɔk wit wɔri se:
  - En yu neks flait de witout mi?
  Friedrich bin kɔnfɔm wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Yes, yu Fokken go stil get fyuul en chaj, bot mi yon don tinap redi. Jɔs nɔ tɔk am, jɔs tek kia ɔf yusɛf!
  Helga bin tɔk klia wan se:
  - Nɔ! Mi advays to yu na fɔ fɛt ɛn fɛt as yu ebul... If at ɔl i pɔsibul.
  Di plen dɛn land ɛn Friedrich rɔn go na di nɛks motoka. Di selekt kombineshɔn fɔ di Me-362 ɛn di asɔlt F -490 bin optimal fɔ di superass fɔ ɔl tɛm.
  Friedrich, we fil di shap, rɔf pedal dɛn we di Fokken-Wulf-4 gɛt wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i bigin fɔ push di spid ɛn siŋ along:
  - A de flay fɔ go fɛt! A go tramp di krichɔ ɛn tɔn to dɔti!
  Di fɛt na Krasnogvardeysk bin kɔntinyu. Apat frɔm di tank dɛn we Rotmistrov in ami sɛf bin de yuz, wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti Soviet motoka dɛn, we dɛn tek frɔm di sawt flank ɛn di Kashirnsky rijin na di Soviet frɔnt, bin rich bak na di say usay dɛn bin de fɛt. Na tru se na di fɔs motoka dɛn nɔmɔ dɔn kam te naw. Soviet avieshɔn sɛf nɔ bin tink fɔ giv-ɔp, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin rili aktif yet.
  Frɛdrik bin bigin fɔ wok pan di tank dɛn, ɛn i bin de yuz in gɔn dɛn we dɛn mek spɛshal fɔ dis. Insay in opinion, di kaliba 37 milimita bin stil optimally fit fɔ dis. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Rudel, wit dɛn kayn gɔn dɛn de, we nɔ bin gɛt ɛni fɛt-fɛt trance, bin pwɛl, ɔ fɔ se, wetin mɔ fayn, bin kɔmɔt 534 tank dɛn ɔlsay na di wɔ. Bɔt wan ɔdinari pɔsin bin de, nɔto Friedrich. Di bɔbɔ mɛmba aw in papa tɛl in mama se di kɔmbayn ifɛkt pan di pikin we dɛn kɛr na di bɛlɛ, apat frɔm di manifestɔshɔn fɔ fenomenal abiliti dɛn as di puberty de go bifo, kin tɔn di pikin dɛn to saykopath...
  Sɔntɛm in kɔmbat trance, ɛn dis wɔriɔ in supapawa, na bak bikɔs ɔf wan inflɔɛns, we i nɔ no di kayn we aw i bi.
  Bɔt na ya di tank dɛn kam, fɔ di payɔt dɛn muvmɛnt dɛn tan lɛk se dɛn de slo, ɛn ivin mɔ fɔ Friedrich. Di yɔŋ es bigin fɔ hit ɔfhand frɔm wan ɔrizɔntal plen. I jɔs de shot ɛn hit. Layt de flash frɔm smɔl smɔl bɔm dɛn, hatch dɛn we brok tru. Bɔku motoka dɛn kin kech faya insay dis kes, bikɔs di gas tank dɛn de na di say usay dɛn kin fɛt. Ɛn pwɛl pwɛl, di barɛl fɔ di T-34 bin flay go lɛk slingshot in tɔŋ.
  Bɔku tɛm, di shel dɛn we dɛn bin de bit bin de mek di amunishɔn dɛn bɔn. En dis in turn...
  Friedrich nɔ bin tink bɔt dɛn kayn smɔl smɔl tin dɛn de, i bin de wach di pikchɔ we, we i dɔn lɔs bɔku tin dɛn ɛn we i no se na fɔ natin fɔ tray fɔ brok, di gad tank dɛn bin de muf rawnd di dich dɛn we di Soviet pipul dɛn bin dig.
  Bɔt ivin na ya wan sɔprayz we nɔ fayn bin de wet fɔ dɛn. Tu duzin "Super Ferdinands" dɛn bin ebul fɔ kam nia dɛn. Dɛn, i sɔri fɔ no se, bin gɛt strɔng drayv kwaliti, bikɔs dɛn bin de yuz Amɛrikan injin dɛn.
  Sɔviɛt motoka dɛn bin de waka krɔs wan opin fil, we min se di lay lay fɛtman dɛn bin ebul fɔ atak frɔm jɔs tri kilomita. Na tru se di "Superferdinands" dɛn bin mis, bɔt di ay rit we di gɔn dɛn we de fɛt di plen dɛn bin de faya bin mek dɛn ebul fɔ hit bɔku tɛm. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin de dig di fil bad bad wan ɛn plɔg am wit shɔɛl, ɛn di T-34-85 nɔ bin ebul fɔ spid. Bɔt dɛn bin stil de muf lɛk shaft we di faya de bɔn. Ɛn di Panthers-5 ɛn di nimbul American Witches-5, we na ay-spid tank distroya dɛn, bin rɔsh fɔ ɛp di Fɛdinand-4.
  Friedrich bin tray fɔ knock out (purely subconsciously) di kɔmanda dɛn. Ivin mi finga dɛn bin kramp bikɔs ɔf tɛnsiɔn. Ɛn frut dɛn bin de de! Di yɔŋ tɛmnɛta, frɔm wan ɔrizɔntal projɛkshɔn, bin knock ɔut fɔti tu T-34 tank dɛn, tri KV-s, ɛn tu Su-122. Tri ɔda motoka dɛn bin fɔ dɔn de, bɔt di Soviet fɛtman dɛn bin kam fɔ atak dɛn, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na fɔ atak plen dɛn, bin ambɔg dɛn. Friedrich bigin fɔ faya wan 37 milimita ɛya kanɔn ɛn tu 20 milimita kanɔn (we kin rili pwɛl bak if yu nak layt ɔ gas tank ɔ injin) we i de yuz dɛn.
  Twɛnti sɛvin ayrakt dɛn de insay ɔl togɛda, ɛn ettin Ilov dɛn de... Nɔ bad, we yu tink bɔt di impɔtant tin we ɛni tank gɛt, ivin di wan dɛn we dɔn pwɛl na dis stɛp fɛt... Bɔku T-34-85 dɛn aksɛlayt ɛn dɔn brok tru fɔ lɔk te. Naw di Amɛrikan "Witches"-5 we gɛt layt-armored, bɔs insay faya.
  Friedrich bin si Hans-Ulrich Rudel in atak plen. Dis long-famous ace, i luk laik se, im tu disayd fo riples di Stuka wit di stronger and fasta Fokken-Wulf-5. Ɔlman no in tɔch ɛmblem. I aks Frɛdrik se:
  - Aw yu de du, Enjɛl fɔ Day!
  Terminator Boy bin ansa se:
  - Tins de na di Gestapo, bɔt a gɛt akɔmplishin!
  Rudel bin mek shɔ se:
  - Ɛn a de du wɛl! Bɔt aw yu kin ebul fɔ shot so kɔrɛkt wan ɛn kwik kwik wan, ɛn ivin frɔm wan ɔrizɔntal plen?
  Di ace bɔbɔ, de laf, ansa ɔ ivin siŋ:
  - A no fɔ tru se ɔltin we nɔ pɔsibul pɔsibul! Fɛn di dayamɔn fɔ di kiŋ dɛn na di Wɔl insay wata we de rɔn!
  - I okay, a go kech op to tati bay di en of di de! - Rudel bin prɔmis.
  Ritɔn, riples di plen, ɛn bak di ɔrijinal Me-362, wan ayrakt we, apat frɔm bulɛt ol dɛn na di wing dɛn, nɔ bin gɛt ɛni damej ɔnda Volka in lidaship. En of kos di tank battle...
  I bin hot na Krasgvardeisky. Kɔlɔm dɛn fɔ di Fayv Gad Ami ɛn di briged dɛn we dɛn pul kɔmɔt na ɔda frɔnt dɛn pul ɔp. Riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn bin krawl bak to di Jamani dɛn, inklud wan duzin Amɛrikan tank distroya dɛn, di las M-18 dɛn we gɛt 110-mm kanɔn dɛn. Dɛn motoka dɛn ya nɔ bin smɔl pas di Tayga-5 kanɔn dɛn, we na kaliba 105, ɛn dɛn bin ivin bit di T-34 bɛtɛ, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin de rikochɛt bɛtɛ. Dɛn mek di gɔn insɛf bak wit wan Amɛrikan anti-aircraft gɔn we dɛn dɔn chenj, we min se i de faya fast. Na di klos nɔmɔ we dɛn wɛr wik pas di wan dɛn na Jamani, bɔt stil 186 milimita go du fɔ ol wan prɔjɛktɛl na in fɔɛd. Pantap dat, bɔku tɛm dɛn kin smɛl di T-34-85 we i de muf.
  Friedrich, we bin stil de fa, bin fil di tsunami we bin de kam nia wan nyu wef fɔ Rɛd Ami plen dɛn. Dis min se pan ɔl we tɛm nɔ de fɔ di tank dɛn, we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn lɔk dɛn togɛda tayt tayt wan, i bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ di plen dɛn we de atak dɛn tek kia ɔf dɛn. Fo dem, by di way, yu kin si Non-329s we get plenti hevi armed and armoured. Ɔl tu di atak plen dɛn ɛn tank distroya dɛn strɔng. Ɛspɛshali wit 88-mm Ra-44 kanɔn dɛn, we nɔ jɔs de go insay di ruf na di tank, bɔt i de go insay di fɔrɛst bak. Na insay aerial combat nɔmɔ, dis mashin, fɔ tɔk am saful wan, nɔ kin ebul fɔ du bɔku tin dɛn lɛk di "wok mare" Fokken-Wulf.
  Pan di plen dɛn we bin de atak, Friedrich bin notis Hɛlga in plen. Wɛl, fɔ tru, bak in akshɔn.
  Di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ, we de kam dɔŋ smɔl along di rod, wi go kɔt tri tank ɛn wan gɔn-76 we de yuz insɛf, bin siŋ se:
  - Wi go gɛt wan sho! Simply di ays supa klas!
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  Ɛlga bin ansa wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Na tru se a biliv yu! A nɔ bin gi mi at to di wayl animal! Dɛn go gi yu di ansa - yu biliv am ɔ yu nɔ biliv am?
  Insted fo ansa, Friedrich bigin faya from long distans from dong... En den get altitude.
  Bɔku Soviet plen dɛn bin de de, bɔt dɛn bin stil smɔl pas di fɔs tɛm. Di Luftwaffe payɔt dɛn bin fil se dɛn rili gɛt kɔnfidɛns, lɛk fɔs gred pikin we bit in kɔmpin we de anɔynt am na skul we dɛn nɔ sabi ɛn i rili gɛt trɛnk.
  Di Soviet payɔnia dɛn bin bigin fɔ yuz kɔni kɔni kɔni we, ɛn bikɔs dɛn bin dɔn atak dɛn, wantɛm wantɛm dɛn bin sheb to grup dɛn, ɛn tray fɔ pul di Jamani pipul dɛn kam nia dɛnsɛf. Frɛdrik bin atak dɛn, ɛn i bin klaym di il. Bɔt fɔ am, di ɛnimi nɔ bin gri fɔ atak dairekt wan bin jɔs mek di taktik dɛn izi. Bɔt ɔda Jaman fɛtman dɛn bin go fɛt.
  Friedrich bin notis wit anɔyntmɛnt se di Nɔn-362 dɛn bin de bifo am ɔltɛm. Bot i okay, from long distans of plenti kilomita, nobodi sabi kot daun eniwe.
  Ɛn "Salamanders"-3, jɔs lɛk pikin dɛn pepa plen, de jomp, jomp lɛk shak na di wef, ɛn dɛnsɛf kin gɛt...
  Friedrich bin pik in viktim, di kɔmand plen, ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ tink bɔt aw dɛn shot dis plen fɔdɔm. Di bɔbɔ bin drɔ wan moral:
  - Yu kin lɔs na wɔ, nɔ lɛk na spɔt, wan tɛm, bɔt yu kin win na wɔ, nɔ lɛk na gem, ɛndlɛs! Bɔt na di wan dɛn nɔmɔ we lɔs kin flay kɔmɔt na di bɔd;
  Bɔt, dɛn bin de fil di fɛt bak na di fil. Fɔ ɛgzampul, Wittmann dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi kwik sizin tank ɛs, i bin fɛt pan di Tayga. In ɛn di pɔsin we de fɛt bak bin de mis bɔku tɛm, pan ɔl we di tank bin de tɔn rawnd izi wan. Gunner Schleich bin jɔs gɛt tɛm fɔ was di swet na in fes. Dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi bit dis stɛl monsta na in fɔɛd bɔku tɛm, bɔt te naw i dɔn bi rikochɛt. Witman bin ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn se:
  - Mek dɛn kam nia, nɔ de fred, ɔ...
  Di impreshɔn dɛn we wan pɔsin we tek pat pan di fɛt, we na di Deputi Chif ɔf Staf fɔ di 31st Tank Briged, we jɔs bi Hiro fɔ di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn, Grigory Penezhko, bin tɔk bak bɔt di we aw mɔtalman de insay dɛn bad bad tin dɛn de. ... Ebi ebi imej dɛn bin de bifo mi maynd imej... So wan ala lawd bin de mek di ia drɔm dɛn prɛs, blɔd bin de kɔmɔt na di yes dɛn. Di kɔntinyu we di injin dɛn de ala, di klang we mɛtal de kray, di krawd, di shel dɛn we de bɔn, di wayl rɔtin we de mek ayɛn we dɔn rɔtin... Frɔm pɔynt-blank shot, tɔrɛt dɛn bin fɔdɔm, gɔn dɛn bin de twist, di wɛpɔn dɛn bin de bɔs, di tank dɛn bin de bɔn.
  Di ebi ebi Patton-3 we nɔ go ebul fɔ pas, dɛn bin tray fɔ tek di Soviet T-34-85 we bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ pas. I snar, di shild klos bin bulbul. "Witches"-4 slip tru ɛn tray fɔ yuz di manejmɛnt dɛnsɛf. I tan lɛk se na ɔs ami we gɛt ol nayt dɛn we de kam fɔ win dɛnsɛf. Bɔku tɛm, dɛn tu tank dɛn ya bin de faya pɔynt blank ɛn blo dɛnsɛf.
  Shot we dɛn shot insay di gas tank dɛn kin mek faya bɔn di tank dɛn wantɛm wantɛm. Di hatch dɛn opin ɛn di wan dɛn we de wok na di tank tray fɔ kɔmɔt. Grigory si wan yɔŋ liɔtɛnant, we bin dɔn bɔn af af, ɛn i bin de hang pan di klos. Bikɔs i bin wund, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ kɔmɔt na di hatch. Ɛn na so i day. Nɔbɔdi nɔ bin de rawnd fɔ ɛp am. Di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin de tink bɔt tɛm, dɛn nɔ bin de fil tɔsti, ɔt, ɔ ivin blo na di smɔl smɔl kebin na di tank. Wan tink, wan want - we yu de alayv, bit di ɛnimi. Di Soviet tank kru dɛn, we bin kɔmɔt na dɛn motoka dɛn we bin pwɛl, bin de luk na di fil fɔ ɛnimi kru dɛn, we dɛnsɛf nɔ bin gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin de bit dɛn wit pistɔl, ɛn dɛn bin de fɛt dɛn an-to-an.
  Wan imej we gɛt di stayl we dɛn kɔl surrealism fɔ wan kapten we, insay sɔm kayn frenzim, klaym pan di klos fɔ wan Jamani Tayga-5 we bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn nak di hatch wit mashin gɔn fɔ mek i go "smok kɔmɔt" di Nazi dɛn frɔm de. Di kɔmanda fɔ di tank kɔmni we nem Chɛtorizhsky, bin du tin wit maynd. I knock out, tru di whirlwind of shells, brok in di sayd of di enemi "Tiger"-5, bot imsef bin hit. We di tank dɛn jomp kɔmɔt na di motoka, dɛn ɔt di faya. En deibin go fait bak.
  Di las shel we Helga bin gɛt bin pas di ruf na Grigory Penezhko in tank. Di shel bin hit di gas tank ɛn ɔltin bɔs insay faya. Di faya bin bɔn di Soviet tank kru dɛn, ɛn dis bin mek dɛn jomp kɔmɔt na di hatch dɛn. Bɔt Grigory insɛf, we bin wund, nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ jomp kɔmɔt... I bɔn layf layf wan, ɔndastand insay nature wetin di ɔndawɔl bi...
  Friedrich, we si se di ɛnimi plen dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt sɛns ɛn dɛn de tray fɔ flay go de yuz wan kɔmbayn akshɔn, i atak di tank dɛnsɛf... Fɔ tru, di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt prɔblɛm, pan ɔl we di British Chalenja tank dɛn we gɛt bɔku wɛpɔn dɛn bin kam insay di fɛt ( di kru dɛn bak kɔmɔt frɔm di bɔy pikin dɛn na Briten ɛn dɛn de shot rili kɔrɛkt wan!) .
  Friedrich ful-ɔp wit dɛbul ɛnaji ɛn gladi at, i rɛdi fɔ swip ɔltin ɛn ɔlman in wan, ivin if i gɛt fɔ fɛt wan ol tank ami, ɛn ivin mɔ so wan ɛya ami. Bɔt wi fɔ kam bak, fiul ɛn amunishɔn de dɔn, fɔ dis, wi de tek ɔf, shot dɔŋ fifti sɛvin ayrakt ɛn knock ɔut tati wan tank ɛn siks sɛlf-prɔpul gɔn, plus tu ɔda armoured personnel carriers, tri Katyushas, . 4 Andryushas, motoka dɛn we bin de tray fɔ go biɛn .
  Helga bin tɔk se:
  - Di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt wan siŋ bɔt uman dɛn na wi vilej dɛn! Ɛn wi nɔ jɔs gɛt uman dɛn we de fɛt, bɔt man dɛn, wetin wi nid!
  Friedrich bin gri se:
  - Wi man dɛn ɔl fayn, bɔt uman dɛn bɛtɛ!
  Helga bin tɔk wit kɔni se:
  - Uman win bay we i de shed kray wata, man win bay we i mek i shed!
  Friedrich, we i bin de sho in tit, bin tɔk se:
  - Sins wi de mek jok, i min se evritin no so bad tide!
  Na di nɛks flayt yu fɔ flay yu wan... Wɛl, if na so i bi, den no pɔynt nɔ de fɔ mek yu at pwɛl... I rili hot na di Fokken-Wulf wit injin we gɛt ɛya-kul. I rili hot, di injin, plus di san, plus smɔl tɛm fɔ kol. Friedrich insɛf bin ivin sɔprayz aw i nɔ bin fɔdɔm yet ɔnda dis kayn wayl lod. Afta ɔl, na ɛlimɛntri... ɔl di insay dɛn dɔn it am...
  Di Soviet tank dɛn bin dɔn kɔmplit wan... Bɔt pan ɔl dat, riinfɔsmɛnt dɛn bin rich to di Jamani dɛn bak, ɛn dɛn bin trowe ɔlmost ɔl di atak ayrakt dɛn na fɛt... Bɔt Rotmistrov bin gɛt rɛinfɔsmɛnt bak... Di sem tank dɛn frɔm ɔda frɔnt.
  Bɔt di briz kin kol pasmak, pan ɔl we difrɛn grup dɛn fɔ fɛt ɔ atak plen dɛn kin apia.
  Friedrich de ripit di taktik dɛn we i bin dɔn pruv trade i dɔn no se i nɔ go mek i fil bad; Ɛn di Jamani pipul dɛn...
  Wan rigrup de apin bak, bikɔs bɔku pan di Soviet tank dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl, dɔn wi kin tray fɔ atak wisɛf... Wittmann gloomily remarked:
  - Dɛn bin knock out et tank... Gud fɔ wan de, bɔt bad fɔ dis kayn de...
  Di pɔsin we bin de gɔn bin kɔrɛkt se:
  - Akchuali twɛlv...
  Wittman bin ambɔg am se:
  - Fo motoka dɛn we dɔn pwɛl we di Rɔshian dɛn klaym tru wan dip anti-tank ditch nɔ kɔnt! Na bin ɛlimɛntri. Ɛn di amunishɔn nid fɔ ful-ɔp bak...
  Bɔt di Soviet tank dɛn bin rɔsh fɔ go bifo bak we di plen dɛn we bin de atak dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak dɛn mɔ. Na mɔtalman, Friedrich, we bin faya fifti fayv shel dɛn, we fɔti nayn T-34 tank dɛn ɛn siks gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Ɛn i tek am fayv ɛn af minit... Na so di fɛt bin bi... Fɔ tru, i bin fɔ dɔn lɔng pas dat... Friedrich bin tink se, wetin mek i go faya frɔm tu kanɔn dɛn di sem tɛm? Ɛn Wan na inof... In di midul...
  Helga mit am na di aypɔt, kis am so hot na in lip ɛn wispa se:
  - Dis na di embodiment of chivalry - Don Kixote!
  - Wetin yu se? - Friedrich bin lɔs in wamat.
  Di titi kɔrɛkt insɛf wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Sɔri smɔl wulf... A bin want fɔ se Lanslɔt!
  Di ace bɔbɔ bin snap:
  - Den dat na ɔda tin! Afta ɔl, Dɔn Kiksot na parody fɔ wan nayt. Wan kayn provok fɔ stupid chivalry ɛn selfless nobility!
  Helga bin gri se:
  - In jenɛral, a ɔndastand dis! Bɔt...
  Friedrich bin ambɔg di titi se:
  - Na plen kwik kwik wan!
  I tan lɛk se di wan dɛn we de wok na di Soviet tank dɛn ɛn di wan dɛn we de payɔnia bin tray fɔ tɔn di las tɛm fɔ tɔn di tayd fɔ wan fɛt we nɔ bin kɔmɔt fayn atɔl. Jɛnɛral Gotha, as kɔmanda we gɛt ɛkspiriɛns ɛn we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi stɔdi gud gud wan bɔt di we aw Rɔshian dɛn de yuz fɔ atak, i nɔ bin de rɔsh fɔ atak, bɔt i bin ivin ledɔm bak smɔl fɔ mek i ebul fɔ yuz di bɛnifit we i gɛt wit faya pawa ful wan. Ɛn fɔ tru, insay bukin. Dis na di taktik fɔ wan lɔng bɔksa we de rɔn bak bifo wan shɔt wan, wok as nɔmba tu, bɔt nɔ de alaw di shɔt pinsha fɔ lɔk di distans ɛn gɛt advantej. Wɛl, Rotmistrov nɔ gɛt ɔda tin fɔ du! Ɔ atak ɔ day! Di las wan bɛtɛ, pan ɔl we i izi fɔ mek dɛn jɔyn dɛn ɔl tu togɛda!
  Wel, Friedrich gɛt fɔ fɛt wit avieshɔn bak... Na fɛt bak, ɛn di ɛnimi gɛt maynd...
  Bɔt fɔs, di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ shot fayvtin atak T-34-85 tank dɛn. So ethereal in wan burst...
  Ɛlga bin ala se:
  - Yu na di empara fɔ di ays! Dis na aw dɛn go gi di Third Reich glori!
  Frɛdrik bin ansa am se:
  - Ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt nem! Ɛn nid nɔ de fɔ prez!
  Helga bin ala se:
  - Ɛn yu de glori am mɔ!
  - Go tray! - Friedrich bin de grɔmbul.
  I bin fɔdɔm bak insay wan ɔlta-kɔmbat trance. Strenj tin dɛn bin de spin na di bɔbɔ in ed. Fɔ ɛgzampul, wetin go apin to am afta we di Tɔd Rayk dɔn win? Na tru se di pɔsin we di empara in wɛf go sɔpɔt am, dat go mek i gɛt di ay pozishɔn, ɛn in bɔy pikin go bi di pɔsin we go gɛt di Gret Ɛmpaya. Plɛnti tin dɛn we go mek yu gladi! Ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn, dɔn, lan fɔ ɔganayz ɛn kɔrɛkt we ivin di blɔd Jɔjian Stalin nɔ bin ebul fɔ tich dɛn.
  Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, win stil de fa... Ɔ sɔntɛm di fɛtman kin tek am ɛn tɔn am, krash insay di Fritz. Kil sɔm duzin fasist motoka dɛn lɛk dis ɛn go bak na di USSR as hiro?
  Bɔt dis go ɛp am if dɛn shot di wɔ hiro dɛn we rɔnawe frɔm slev, ɛn... Stalin nɔ trɔst ɛnibɔdi atɔl, i se i nɔ gɛt bɔy pikin, Yakovlev! So in, Friedrich, nɔ go ebul fɔ go bak igen... Ɛspɛshali afta wetin i du... I bin fɔ dɔn rɔnawe go na di USSR wantɛm wantɛm, we dɛn jɔs gi am di Stuka. Dɛn fɔ dɔn fɔgiv di bɔbɔ... Wɛl, sɔntɛm dɛn fɔ dɔn sɛn am na penal batalyɔn, ɛn if i bin dɔn shot sɔm pan di Nazi dɛn bak... Yes, i bin gɛt chans fɔ kam bak... Bɔt naw, in di USSR, dem no go spay am, i don bi tu bloody...
  Friedrich bin tink se, wetin mek i nɔ go ova to di sayd we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de? Wɛl, okay, i jɔyn di Hitler Jugent we i fɛn insɛf na di sɛntrɔm na Bɛlin da tɛm de i nɔ bin gɛt ɔda chans fɔ liv; Bɔt wetin mek i kil di kɔmishɔna dɛn? I bin fɔ dɔn jɔs ɔf am... Wetin mek wayl animal wek wantɛm wantɛm insay am... Nɔto ivin wayl animal, bikɔs animal dɛn kin kil fɔ it ɔ bikɔs dɛn angri. Man tɔn kil to ɛnjɔymɛnt, i wɔs pas tayga...
  Wetin bin apin to am we kil pɔsin bigin fɔ mek i gladi, ɛn di want fɔ rayz na di Tɔd Rayk ɛn mek wok bin it in wan ol bɔdi? Udat i bi?
  Bɔt, yu tink se i rili gɛt wan? Na di sem Jɛnɛral Vlasov ɔ Boris Alekseevich Smyslovsky de ya. Na ya bak, wan strenj pɔsin bin de, we i bin tan lɛk se na ɛgzampul fɔ di bigman dɛn we bin de na di Tsarist Rɔshia. Ɛn i bin gɛt fɔ go nia Hitlɛr ɛn ɔda fasist dɛn. Ɔfisa fɔ di Rɔshian Impɛrial Ami, kapten. Afta di Sivil Wɔ dɛn bin put am na Poland, dɔn i muf go na Jamani. I bin bigin fɔ wok na di Jaman ami. Frɔm 1928 to 1932 i bin stɔdi na di Ay Kɔs dɛn na di Militari Dipatmɛnt (Jɛnɛral Staf Akademi) na di Reichswehr. Insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu i bin tek pat tranga wan fɔ mek Rɔshian volontia yunit dɛn. I bin biliv se di Jamani dɛn go ebul fɔ ɛp fɔ mek Rɔshia kam bak: "Di win we di Jaman ami dɛn win fɔ mek wi go na Mɔsko ɛn smɔl smɔl wi fɔ transfa pawa na wi an. Di Jamani pipul dɛn, ivin afta we dɛn dɔn win sɔm pat pan di Sɔviɛt Rɔshia, go gɛt fɔ fɛt di Anglo-Saxon wɔl fɔ lɔng tɛm. Taym go wok fɔ wi, ɛn dɛn nɔ go gɛt tɛm fɔ wi. Wi impɔtant as padi go go ɔp, ɛn wi go gɛt kɔmplit fridɔm fɔ du pɔlitikal akshɔn."
  Di bɔbɔ in ed bin ful-ɔp wit wetin i bin dɔn rid bifo tɛm na di intanɛt... Kwik kwik wan, in yay bin luk oba di pej na di rɛfrɛns buk - "colaborators of Nazism are a disgrace to the netion!"
  Na tru se di sem tɛm a nɔ ɛva wok wit Jɛnɛral A. A. Vlasov, bikɔs a nɔ bin tɔk bɔt wetin i bin de tink ɔ wetin i bin dɔn plan fɔ du, bɔt mi sɛf bin mit wit am tri tɛm, mɔ pan instrɔkshɔn frɔm di Jamani Jɛnɛral Staf.
  Friedrich intarop in tinkin... Dɛn shot et tri Soviet plen dɛm dɔŋ, ɛn dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi plant di las shel dɛm na di tank dɛm, ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi pɔsibul fɔ kam bak... Wetin na bastard i bi... Aw i dɔn sink ... Blɔdi raregal! Di yay dɛn wet wantɛm wantɛm... Sɔl drɔp dɛn we gɛt kray wata bin de flɔd dɔŋ di smɔl smɔl bɔysh chɛk dɛn... Aw i bita, at ɔl shot yusɛf!
  We i kam bak, we i si wan Hɛlga we taya bɔt we gladi, i mek in spirit go ɔp wantɛm wantɛm, ɛn i rɔsh bak fɔ fɛt... I na wɔriɔ, afta ɔl! Dis min se dɛn bɔn am fɔ win, ɛn we in neshɔn wik, i nɔto padi wit am!
  Ɛlga bin tɔk wantɛm wantɛm se:
  - Wetin mek yu bin de kray?
  Friedrich shek in ed:
  - Mi yay dɔn ɔlrɛdi de wata bikɔs a taya! Na big big fɛt! A nɔ lɔk mi yay fɔ siks dez naw! Ɛn bifo dat, a nɔ bin de slip bɛtɛ!
  Helga bin kɔrej am se:
  - Di boila go klos ɛn wi go slip smɔl... Na smɔl tɛm nɔmɔ lɛf. Jɔs smɔl bifo dɛn win!
  Flay pan Fokken-Wulfach-4, ɛnimi plen dɛn nɔ de si, ɛn na smɔl tin nɔmɔ lɛf pan di tank dɛn. Bɔt ivin di wan dɛn we de, nid fɔ dɔn.
  Helga wispa insay di redio:
  - Wel, giv dem! Jɔs lɛk dat, yu de twist di figa et!
  Friedrich de laf se:
  - Fɔ spin et bɛtɛ pas fɔ gɛt siks pan yu sholda strap!
  Di titi, we bin dɔn bang di motoka we i de dayv, i ala se:
  - Nɔ, i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ imajin yu as siks. Yu de sho di kayn kiŋ.
  Ɔl wetin bin lɛf pan di Fayv Gad Ami na bin ɔn ɛn leg. Naw Gotha sɛf gi di ɔda fɔ go bifo, mɔ bikɔs i dɔn ɔlrɛdi ivintɛm, di tɛm dɔn pas fayn fayn wan afta dina ɛn daknɛs bigin fɔ kam nia.
  I pas wan tawzin wan ɔndrɛd Sɔviɛt tank dɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn we bin dɔn pwɛl bin stil de na di say usay dɛn bin de fɛt, ɛn lɛk tri ɔndrɛd Jamani tank dɛn bin gɛt sɔm damej. Fɔ dɛn motoka dɛn ya, na lɛk siksti fayv motoka dɛn nɔ bin ebul fɔ mek dɛn bak.
  Ɛn Friedrich, we bin lɛf in galfrɛn fɔ slip pan bed, bin stil de flay. Dis tɛm dɛn bin ridayrɛkt am fɔ stɔp di artileri. Di mach we Rotmistov bin de mach wit pwɛl at bin mek sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn we bin de na Mainshein in ami nɔ pe atɛnshɔn, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin go bifo pas twɛlv kilomita insay di de ɛn ivintɛm. Nayt bin kam, bɔt di stormtroopers bin stil de wok. Di payɔnia dɛn jɔs chenj.
  Wans bak Friedrich bin mit U-2 nayt bɔm bɔm dɛn. Di motoka dem bin flay klos klos to di graun - low level flait. Dɛn bin fɔ dɔn gɛt chans fɔ go tru wit dis kayn disgiz, bɔt insay dis sityueshɔn di dɛbul instinkt fɔ di yɔŋ tɛrminatɔ kam insay.
  Apat frɔm dat, Friedrich bin rili shem wantɛm wantɛm fɔ in kray wata, ɛn i bin vɛks bad bad wan... Ivin di bɔbɔ in luk chenj. Ɛn kɔmplit difrɛn wɔd dɛn, wan difrɛn siŋ bin rɔsh tru mi ed;
  Vɛks de skata na di bɔdi lɛk faya wef, .
  I nɔ pɔsibul fɔ ɔndastand dis tin ɛn wetin de apin to mi naw!
  Naw di ɔndawɔl dɔn sho ɔl di daknɛs we de na di sol, .
  A want pales - mi swit at ɛn paradays na hut nɔ inof fɔ mi!
  
  Ɛn aw ɔl dis apin, ivin Gɔd nɔ no, .
  A bi traitorous scumbag, bɔt fɔ naw a dɔn day!
  Usay dis rivyu kɔmɔt, udat bɔn am, .
  A de pul inspɛkshɔn frɔm di kɔp - pawaful fɔs dɛn!
  
  Di Dɛbul drɛg wi insay wan nɛt, ɛn trowe wi na wan bad bad sɛklɔ, .
  I jɔs apin so dat dɛn kech mi na di nɛt!
  Bɔt a go kɔt di wɛb, ɛn a go tek Gɔd na mi at, .
  Jɔs nɔ swɛ di mun we de na ɛvin!
  Ɛn a no dis fɔ tru: brɔda dɛn we de fɛt!
  
  Oh giv mi chans holi Masta,
  Mi nature, yu na treason en vileness!
  A bin want bɔdi, fɔ sev bɔdi nɔmɔ, .
  Ɛn i bin dɔn ɛnd ɔp na di ol we nɔ gɛt bɔtɔm, usay sɛns bin de slip!
  
  Di fasist se: yu de sav wi - .
  Yu go gɛt land, mɔni, taytul ɛn rɛkɔgnishɔn!
  Bɔt if yu giv-ɔp yu sol, .
  Ɛn dis na di pɔnishmɛnt we bad pas ɔl na di wɔl!
  
  Bɔt a wik, a de pan trɔbul, .
  Ɛn i pwɛl di tin dɛn we gɛt layf insay insɛf, in ɔnɔ ɛn in kɔnshɛns!
  So bi it, na hard fact
  Afta ɔl, i nɔto novel, na jɔs stori!
  
  Wetin a fɔ du, way bak;
  Natin nɔ lɛf ɛn naw na at least yu nɛk insay wan nɔs!
  Bɔt di dɛbul se, stɔp di mɛs, .
  Biliv wi, a nɔ de aksept dis kayn fred!
  Friedrich dɔn dis "vocal", knock down di "ears" ɛn afta dat i fil ekstrim taya... Ɛn wetin dɔn ɔlrɛdi blo, we min se nyu de dɔn kam, Julay 11th. Ɛn i dɔn de na in fut fɔ sɛvin dez...
  Afta di bɔbɔ land, i nɔ bin ebul fɔ rɔn go na di bed ɛn i fɔdɔm wantɛm wantɛm;
  Di drim tɔn aut fɔ bi rili tɛns... Friedrich bin drim se in na studɛnt ɛn i de lisin to lɛkchɔ. Pantap dat, di big big ticha kin tɛl am wit zil ɛn zil dat yu kin lisin to yu we yu nɔ want. Na de wi de tɔk bɔt di ɛnimi we Rɔshia dɔn de fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm, we na Amɛrika. I tan lɛk se in kɔntri dɔn kam wit wan fayn wɛpɔn fɔ pe bak;
  -Yu fɔ no se di Pentagon ami dɔn put dɛn bɛst strayk fɔs dɛn fɔ fɛt agens wi want fɔ brok di rod fɔ go ɔda wɔl dɛn. A sɛn wan tɛligram to di NATO sojaman dɛn, usay a bin tɔk se a nɔ go tek land, se a de du pisful risach we dɛn aim fɔ bɛnifit ɔl mɔtalman. Dɛn nɔ bin lisin to mi mɛsej, dɛn de mɛzhɔ ɔlman akɔdin to dɛn dubious ɛn selfish skel fɔ valyu. Dɛn megalomaniac scum ya tink se dɛn kin kɔntrol ɔl mɔtalman. Dɛn tink se if dɛn gɛt manik pawa fɔ kech ɛn pwɛl, dat min se ɔda pipul dɛn we de ripresent ɔda wɔl dɛn fɔ gɛt di sem animal pawa.
  Di spika bin stɔp smɔl ɛn lisin to pipul dɛn we bin de klap dɛn an. Ɛn Vɔlka bin de klap bak wit trɛnk fɔ am, pan ɔl we i nɔ bin lɛk fɔ gri se i gɛt pawa. Wɛl, di pawaful jayant kɔntinyu fɔ tɔk se:
  - Mi nɔto animal ɔ predator, bɔt a ebul ɛn a gɛt di intenshɔn fɔ difend misɛf, di gud fɔ mi sivilizayshɔn de dipen pan mi strɛch, ɛn if mi ɛnimi ɛn di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ mi sivilizayshɔn gɛt di intenshɔn fɔ atak, den a gɛt di intenshɔn fɔ difend misɛf . A go pwɛl di wan dɛn we tinap bitwin mi ɛn fridɔm. Di wan dɛn we dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ mek mɔtalman bi slev, we de tek dɛnsɛf as neshɔn we ay pas ɔl, we nɔ de ɔnda pipul dɛn pawa, go gɛt fɔ pe bak. A don giv wan nikel to wan grup of oligarchs, a go sho dem wan exampul of pesin we ebul fait, en no go anda di aks lek ship we de put am sef. Wi ɔl fɔ gɛt wanwɔd, bikɔs dis na wi kɔmɔn kɔz, bikɔs na di Wɔl, i nɔ go te igen natin nɔ go de fɔ blo. Naw to di pɔynt. Fɔ win di Amɛrikan ɛn NATO bot dɛn, wi nid big big ɛnaji we nɔ gɛt limit, nyu wɛpɔn dɛn we rili impɔtant, ɛn wi gɛt dɛn. Fɔ bɔku pipul dɛn, ivin di bɛst pan una, di haydrojɛn bɔm tan lɛk di wan we pafɛkt pas ɔl. Bɔku pipul dɛn, ivin di bɛst pan una, kin tink se no ɔda we nɔ de we gɛt pawa pas dis fɔ gɛt ɛnaji, pas di pɔsibul ɛksɛpshɔn fɔ dɔnawe wit am, we kin at fɔ impruv. Una ɔl no di tɛmnyuklia riakshɔn, di fushɔn fɔ haydrojɛn atɔm dɛn ɛn di fɔmɛshɔn fɔ ɛliyɔm. Wɛl, ɛn ɔda tin dɛn, lɛk ayɛn. Nyuklia fushɔn dɔn de gi layt to sta dɛn fɔ bɔku bɔku ia. Ɛn to bɔku pan una i tan lɛk se i nɔ pɔsibul fɔ du fondamental nyu sɛntesis riakshɔn: prɛktikal nɔ de insay di nature. Bɔku pan una ful-ɔp wit stereotypical tinkin se if riakshɔn nɔ de insay nature, den i nɔ go ebul fɔ de insay prinsipul. Wetin na absɔd lay lay tɔk, di sayɛns bɔt supasivilizayshɔn de gi we fɔ gɛt big big bɔku ɛnaji pan skel ɛn insay riakshɔn dɛn we nɔ de na di nature. Yu dɔn no di ɛgzistens fɔ kwak: mini-patikul dɛn we de mek ɛlimɛntri patikyula dɛn. Ivin yu sayɛns dɔn fɛn bɔku bɔku ɛlimɛntri patikyula dɛn. Apat frɔm dɛn, we yu sayɛns dɔn rayt bak, difrɛn kayn patikyula dɛn de, bɔku pan dɛn kin tan lɛk se dɛn strenj to yu, ɔ ivin nɔ impɔtant. Yu kin sɔprayz fɔ si di difrɛn difrɛn kwak dɛn, we at fɔ ɛksplen di we aw dɛn kin ɛksplen am di rayt we. Jɔs i nɔ tu te yet, yu sayɛnsman dɛn bin fɛn patikyula tin dɛn we dɛn kɔl prɛɔn, we na di patikyula tin dɛn we de mek kwak, ɛn yu nɔ bin ebul fɔ rich to dɛn ɛn stɔdi dɛn fayn fayn wan. Wel, yu nɔ ebul fɔ pul ivin kwak frɔm di nyukliɔs yet. Wεl, us kayn enεji dεn kin gεt tru dεn fכs כ fishכn: dεn nכ kin mεzj ivin we yu kכmpεr am wit tεmכnyukliar riakshכn. Ivin wit di mɔdan, rili lɔw lɛvɛl fɔ di wɔl sayɛns, tiori kɔlkyulɛshɔn dɛn de we de sho se di mɔ di patikyula smɔl, na di mɔ ɛnaji i de pul. Dis sho se if pɔsin bin ebul fɔ masta da kayn ɛnaji de, dat min se i go ebul fɔ gɛt wan sɔs we nɔ gɛt limit fɔ gɛt ɛnaji. Bɔt nɔto wan sayɛnsman we de na di wɔl nɔ jɔs ebul fɔ mek bak di riakshɔn we di maykropartikul dɛn gɛt, bɔt i ivin ebul fɔ pul wan fri kwak frɔm di nyukliɔs.
  Ivin fɔ gɛt fri, unbound quark nɔ pɔsibul yet. Wetin na di rizin we mek di riakshכn dεm we involv di rכp כ fכ fכm di כltralayt patikyula dεm nכ bin posεbul yet, nכto nכmכ fכ ripit, bכt ivin fכ rεkכd insay di nature. Di rizin de insay dis: dis na di rizin we mek di tɛmɔnyuklia riakshɔn so at dat dɛn kin ivin kɔl am hiro we gɛt rili shɔt an. Fɔ mek yu ebul fɔ mek tɛmɔnyuklia riakshɔn, yu nid di ɛnaji we atɔmik bɔm gɛt fɔ mek atɔmik bɔm bɔn, yu nid ɔdinari tin dɛn we de bɔn; Fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ mek kwak fiushɔn riakshɔn, di riakshɔn we di tɛmmɔnyuklia chaj bɔm nɔ go du fɔ di riakshɔn, na dat mek dɛn nɔ de si kwak dɛn we ebi pasmak na di nature; No intamεdiεt stεp de, wan stεp we de separet εn klas di riakshכn dεm insay atכmik sεntesis. insay tεmכnyuklia fכs stεp dεm de wan afta di כda, we de inkrεs pan di enεji we dεn de rilis. Riakshכn we de rilis bכku mכr enεji pas tεmכnyuklia εksplכshכn, εn we rili rεs: di annihilashכn riakshכn. I kɔmɔt frɔm di kɔntakt we matta ɛn antimatta gɛt. I nɔ kin bɔku na di nature, i kin rili rare, bikɔs i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ antimatter nɔ de na di rial wɔl. di annihilashכn riakshכn na rare in nature nכ intamεdiεt stεp de bitwin di fכs riakshכn fכ εlimεnt dεm εn di tεmכnikכl riakshכn. Di men tin we de mek di prɔblɛm na dat, dɛn nɔ mek antimat insɛf wit simpul tin. Insay wi sistɛm we wi de si, wi nɔ go ebul fɔ wach am. Bɔt if yu muv na di spes ɛn fɛn yusɛf na di jɔnkshɔn fɔ di yunivas dɛn, na di bɔda fɔ di wɔl ɛn di anti-wɔl, den yu go si aw di prɔses fɔ dɔnawe wit di wɔl de go bifo pan big skel. Di men tin we bin apin to di prɔblɛm bin tɔn to fɔ gɛt bɔku bɔku antimat, dat na, tin we nɔ go ebul fɔ de na di rial wɔl. I go kam nia rial ɔdinari tin ɔltɛm, i go gɛt fɔ dɔnawe wit am ɔ bɔm, jɔs lɛk aw tu sɛf sɛf kemikal ɛlimɛnt dɛn kin bɔm we dɛn kɔntakt am. Prɔtɔn, nyutrɔn, ɛliktrɔn, we de kɔntakt wit pɔzitrɔn, antinyutrɔn, antiɛlektrɔn, go tɔn to fɔtɔn ɛn ɔda patikyula dɛn we de rɔsh na difrɛn say dɛn. Di spid we dɛn de ɛkspɛnshɔn na big big spid ɛn i pas di spid we layt de spid. Yɛs, we dɛn de dɔn big big wan, di patikyula dɛn kin go ɔp di layt spid, ɛn dɛn kin muf fa frɔm dɛnsɛf. Anti matta at fɔ gɛt insay wan simpul we, bay we yu aksɛleret patikyula dɛn na aksilarayt. Di rizɔlt we dɛn gɛt dis we nɔ go ɛva jɔstify di kɔst dɛn. Ɛn pan ɔl dat, we dɛn bin de tray fɔ du am, dɛn bin fɛn wan fayn we fɔ mek antimatter pan big skel. di esεns na dat di prכbabiliti fכ gεt antimat, lεk matta, na aprכksimatli di sem, we min se di difrεns bitwin antimat εn כdinari mat nכ big εn nכ bכku εnεji nid fכ chenj di polariti fכ mat. Dis kin bi bay we yu yuz di raytin we nɔ so strɔng frɔm wan spɛshal fil ɛn wan wef we gɛt spɛshal nature. apat frכm di kwak, prεכn, krio, rεsכn, fכkכn, ryumכn, kכrodon, rכmכn, εtk de arenjmεnt fכ maykropartikl dεm. We dɛn fɛn spɛshal wef dɛn, dat bin mek sayɛns ɛn sosayti chenj. Bɔt udat in raytin, us lɛvɛl kin chenj di kayn tin, transfa am to kwalitatif nyu lɛvɛl, chenj di kwaliti dɛn we di sɔbstans gɛt. Dɛn bin fɛn wan nyu kayn raytin we dɛn bin de stɔdi bɔt di tin dɛn we mɔtalman ebul fɔ du, we na di wɔndaful tin dɛn we i ebul fɔ du. Wi Hitlernators bin masta ekstra abiliti bifo ɔda neshɔn ɛn pipul dɛn. Nyu tεlipatik rεdyushכn bin de pas tru lid εn ivin dens sכlid supamatirial dεm, we insεf bin sho se difrεn sistεm εn difrεn rεnj כf rεdyushכn. Ivin wit yu lɛvɛl fɔ sayɛns ɛn sivilizayshɔn, redyushɔn de ɛn dɛn dɔn mek am we pas di spid we layt de spid. Frɔm redioaktiv raytin, Alfa, Beta, Gama, ɛn Beta rayt dɛn kin muv smɔl fast pas di spid we layt de spid, ɛn wit Gama-AS raytin, di spid we layt de spid kin pas wan ɛn af tɛm pas am. Na di planɛt Wɔl, dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi no bɔt di raytin we di Klekon ɛn Dare wev dɛn de mek, we pas di spid we layt de spid tu tɛm pas dat. Na tru se fɔ naw dɛn de mek dɛn insay maykrodos, we dɛn nɔ ivin no bɔt di prɔspɛkt dɛn. A go se mɔ se dairekt kɔnekshɔn de bitwin di spid we redyushɔn de spid ɛn di ebul we i ebul fɔ go insay matta. Di mɔ di wevlɛnj shɔt, na di mɔ di pawa we de go insay de go ɔp, na di mɔ di raytin go spid. Gama rayt de pas wan sɛntimita lid nɔmɔ ɛn dɛn kin atɛnd bay af. Fɔ Klekon ɛn Dare raytin, di pawa we de go insay de ivin ay pas dat. Ekstra-rεnj rεdyushכn, bi aura, tεlipכtεshכn, tεlikεnεsis, tεlipati, saybakinεsis, tכrmokinεsis, plasmakinεsis, gεt di hεyest spid εn כl-pεnεtratin rεnj. Dat min se, na insay di tin we dɛn kɔl spiritual supastrɔkchɔ de di ki fɔ kɔntrol di wɔl dɛn, fɔ masta di kayn ɛnaji we nɔbɔdi nɔ si yet. di nyu fכm dεm fכ enεji de opin di we fכ di nyu fכm dεm fכ mεzjכ, mεzjכmεnt dεm fכ di maykro wכl we ebul fכ pεnεtrate εn bi rεaliz insay di makro wכld, transfכr mεjכmεnt bitwin maykro-fכndamεnt patikyula dεm insay di rial wכl, we dεn kכl rכlin כf spεs . Wan nyu kayn ɛnaji go gi nyu wɛpɔn, pul Zet-56 rayt ɛn krɔs di agreshɔn in armada to paoda. Naw a kin ɛksplen mɔ ditayli di men tin bɔt di nyu ɛnaji ɛn diskrayb ditayli aw i de apin, ɛn bak di ifɛkt we di jɔyn, bɔt dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gi wi wan ɔltimatum. Dɛn gɔrila dɛn ya de tray fɔ mek wi fred, bɔt ilɛksɛf wi giv-ɔp, dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ nɔ gri fɔ tek di ayland ɛn ayɛn am wit bɔm ɛn voli we gɛt ebi ebi gɔn. If no soja akshɔn nɔ de, den wetin mek di Yankees gɛda dis kayn armada Dɛn nid fɔ mek dɛn fred, we na ɛgzampul fɔ di wan ol wɔl. Yu layf dipen pan mi bak. A go tich di pɔsin we atak wan lɛsin we i go mɛmba fɔ di res ɔf in layf, ɛn ɛnibɔdi we stil de alayv go jɛlɔs di wan dɛn we dɔn day!
  We dɛn tɔk dis wɔd, Friedrich in slip nɔ bin ebul fɔ slip. I opin in yay wit fred. Ɛlga bin tinap bifo am ɛn ol wan bɔkul flawa dɛn na in an, ɛn insay in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we tan lɛk gyal pikin, dɛn bin ol wan ros, we i bin de yuz fɔ tik di bɔbɔ in il we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we gɛt pink il.
  - Wel, den sprinkle yusef. Na tɛm fɔ it lɛnch!
  Friedrich jomp op ɛn sok in bɛlɛ wantɛm wantɛm... Bah, i bin dɔn it ɔlmost natin fɔ wan wik. A bin jɔs de drink fɔtifayd chɔklɛt we dɛn dɔn dil wit wata. Di bɔbɔ luk di san ɛn i sɔprayz se:
  - I strenj, a ledɔm de fɔ lɛk fayv awa so, bɔt i tan lɛk se i nɔ bɔku. A nɔ bin ivin gɛt tɛm fɔ dɔn fɔ lisin to di lɛkshɔn we intrestin pas ɔl bɔt nyu wɛpɔn dɛn!
  Helga bin de gigl.
  - Bɔt nyu wɛpɔn dɛn? Yɛs, we big big wɔman dɛn kin fɛt, di teknɔlɔji we dɔn ol pas ɔl kin mek dɛn ebul fɔ win ɔlman. Bɔt fɔs, it sɔm fish sup. Wan tu gyal pikin, yu fans, bin redi speshali fo yu. It ɛn nyu trɛnk go kam.
  Friedrich bin gladi fɔ it di fish sup, we bin tan lɛk to am se na di it we swit pas ɔl na di planɛt Wɔl. Di bɔbɔ ɛmti di pɔt ɛn fil wan ebi ebi na in bɛlɛ. Bɔt pan ɔl dis, i gladi fɔ jomp ɛn rɔsh go na di motoka.
  - Wel, Helga, mek wi fɛt bak!
  Di titi bin ansa am wit ple ple se:
  - Yes, aw!
  Ɛn naw di ɔs we dɛn kin abop pan we dɛn kɔl Me-362, togɛda wit di sataylayt we nɔ go ebul fɔ separet we dɛn kɔl Fokken-Wulf-4, de mek di atmosfɛre sɔfa bak wit in prɔpala dɛn. Ɛn wetin bɔt wɔ tan lɛk wɔ. Frɛdrik bin aks Ɛlga se:
  - Wetin na yu fav pastime, ɔda pas fɔ fɛt?
  Di titi bin laf subtly ɛn ansa se:
  - I at fɔ ivin se! Pan ɔl we yu no. A bin lɛk fɔ kɔt wud. Dɛn kayn fayn fayn patɛns ya bin tɔn aut... Ɛn a bin tray bak fɔ rayt fayn fayn stori dɛn. Na we a rayt wan man ɛn in wɛf nɔmɔ, ɔlman bigin fɔ laf mi. Ɛn a bin so shem dat a bin stɔp fɔ kɔmpoz dɛn. Yu no aw i nɔ kin fayn we dɛn de laf yu!
  Friedrich bin gri se:
  - Yes, a ɔndastand! Pan ɔl we naw a dɔn de na di say we a dɔn gɛt nem! Bɔt jɔs afta a day, i kin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ a...
  Helga bin ambɔg am se:
  - Nɔ! Biliv mi, dɛn nɔ go fɔgɛt! A tink se di ay ami, ɔ wan pan di siti dɛn we dɛn dɔn win na di ist, dɛn go gi dɛn nem to yu. Ɔ sɔntɛm na wan strit na Bɛlin!
  Friedrich bin laf se:
  - Yes, yu konsol mi!
  Helga bin ad kwik kwik wan se:
  - Sɔntɛm dɛn go ivin apruv ɔda insay avieshɔn wit yu pɔtrɛt. Fɔs, yu gɛt da kayn swit fes de, ɛn sɛkɔn, yu rizɔlt, we dɔn ɔlrɛdi pas twɛnti tawzin fayv ɔndrɛd ɛnimi plen dɛn, i nɔ go izi fɔ mek ɛnibɔdi pas am!
  Frɛdrik bin agens am bak bad bad wan:
  - Nɔ, dɛn kin pas am if di wɔ wit di USSR drɛg fɔ lɔng tɛm, ɔ if dɛn stil gɛt fɔ dil wit yestede in padi dɛn. So ɔltin pɔsibul... Bɔt insay prinsipul, i pɔsibul fɔ rich wan tawzin plen dɛn! Ɛn wetin a go du ivin dis!
  Dɛn bin stɔp di tɔk, wan smɔl grup we gɛt ɛnimi fɛtman dɛn bin flay bifo, dɔn wi bin gɛt fɔ tek di gɔn dɛn wit ɔl wi at.
  Pan ɔl we Hitler in ami bin taya ɛn taya pasmak , di win we dɛn win Krasnogvardeisky bin mek di Kraut famili ɛn di bɔku bɔku trayb dɛn du nyu tin dɛn.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ atak Mɔsko, ɛn dɛn bin atak di siti we nem Pavlovsky Posad, we de na di ist pat, ɛn di say dɛn we gɛt wɔl dɛn we de nia am.
  Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn, if nɔto dat, i nɔ bin fɔ dɔn ebul fɔ fɛt wit maynd, bɔt bay ivintɛm di kɔridɔ bitwin di Jamani wed dɛn bin dɔn smɔl sote dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi shot am rayt tru.
  Friedrich ɛn Helga bin gɛt fɔ tek di tank dɛn bak, we bin de tray fɔ kɔntra atak ɛn plɔg di gap. En den dem sho dem sef en e bin big. Di yɔŋ man bin ebul fɔ pas fayv ɔndrɛd insay tank dɛn! Ɛn dis na jɔs wan ɔlta-klas ajɔstmɛnt!
  Friedrich bin rili gladi fɔ we i rili kɔl! Dat na di bɛst wɔriɔ fɔ ɔl tɛm min di klas fɔ klas dɛn! Ɛn aw i kin fil fɔ lɛ i lɔng ɛn kol pas ɔlman! Friedrich na Wolf, we min wulf!
  I bin dɔn dak, ɛn di fɛt stil nɔ bin dɔn day. Jamani kɔlɔn dɛn ɔl tu kɔmɔt na di nɔt, usay di bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn we bin de na di fambul Romɛl bin de rɔsh, ɛn frɔm di sawt, usay Mainstein Lane, bin kam rawnd di siti we nem Pavlovsky Posad. Ɔlrɛdi na midnayt, Gotha tank ɛn, fɔs, sɔm Fɛdinand-4 dɛn, bɔs insay di ɔdasay na dis vilej... Bɔt dɛn fos dɛn fɔ stɔp. Dɔn Gotha gi di ɔda fɔ baypas di difɛns yunit dɛn we stɛp pas ɔl. Tu oklɔk na mɔnin, na di ist pat na Pavlovsky Posad, sɔm pat dɛn pan di sɛkɔn SS kɔp ɛn di fɔs tank kɔp, we dɛnsɛf kɔmɔt na di USSR, kɔmɔt fɔ mit dɛnsɛf. So di nɛt fɔ Ɔktoba 12, 1947, wan ring we dɛn bin de blok bin lɔk rawnd di sojaman grup we bin de na Mɔsko!
  . CHAPTER No. 19.
  Di mɔnin fɔ Ɔktoba 13, 1947, Fridrich bin fɛt, lɛk ɔltɛm, i nɔ bin jɔs tink bɔt insɛf nɔmɔ ɛn i bin gɛt sɛns. In fetful flay stid bin de rɔsh fɔ ay, ɛn di injin, pan ɔl we di bɔbɔ bin fos am pas wan tɛm, i bin de wok witout fɔlt...
  Di resistans we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin notis bin wik... Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt maynd yet fɔ atak Mɔsko, we dɛn bin dɔn tɔn to wan fɔt we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ win, bɔt dɛn bin de muf go na di ist. Insay Pavlovsky Posad, fɛt-fɛt bin stil de go bifo, di fasist kɔmanda dɛn nɔ bin gri fɔ yuz tank dɛn insay di siti limit, ɛn dɛn bin trowe Romanian, Italiyan, Arab, Indian ɛn ɔda fɔrina yunit dɛn insay di asɔlt.
  Friedrich bin tek pat pan tu ɔ tri smɔl smɔl plen dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt wit plen, ɛn i nɔ bin at fɔ mek i kɔt lɛk duzin plen dɛn. Ɔda target dɛn na grɔn: gɔn, howitzer, mɔta, Katyusha ɛn, if laki, tank.
  Di las wan, pan ɔda tin dɛn, nɔ bin de apin bɔku tɛm. I luk laik se di kaunsil dem de ron out of steam. Bay midulnɛt, we di stim we bin de na Ɔktoba nɔ bin ebul fɔ bia, dɛn bin kɔl Frɛdrik, ɔ as dɛn bin de kɔl am ɔfishal wan Frɛdrik di Gret, Bismak, na Smɔlensk.
  Di yɔŋ Terminator ace bin luk rili gladi ɛn gladi. Pan ɔl we Friedrich bin rili bita ɛn shem fɔ we i betray, di op fɔ gɛt fasist awɔd dɛn bin mek di bɔbɔ gladi.
  Dɛn kɔl Ɛlga wit am. Di titi bin gladi bak ɛn in tit dɛn we tan lɛk pal bin de shayn wit wan fayn fayn panta smayl. I bin se:
  - Yu si, wulf bɔy, wi win di Rɔshian dɛn!
  Insay dis kes, Frɛdrik nɔ bin sheb di op atɔl:
  - Fɔ naw, dis na jɔs intamɛdiet sakrifays ɛn strɛch... Batɛl ɛn fɛt-fɛt jɔs de gɛt mɔmɛnt. Bɔt di biginin bin rili saksesful...
  Dɛn bin pik di bildin dɛn fɔ di rijinal kɔmiti fɔ di Ɔl-Yuniɔn Kɔmyunis Pati fɔ di awɔd. Di big pak bin ful-ɔp wit fayn fayn motoka dɛn, bɔku pan dɛn na Amɛrika dɛn mek.
  Fɔ tru, pɔpet jenɛral dɛn we kɔmɔt na di Amɛrika Ami, di British Ɛmpaya, ɛn di Kanada Dɔminiɔn bin de na di asɛmbli ɔl. Ivin wan pan di Inglish prins dɛn bin de... Ɛn fɔ tru, Hermann Goering insɛf ɛn Adolf Hitler... Na dis nɔmɔ bin sɔprayz Friedrich, Margaret nɔ bin de wit am. I strenj, maybe na jos se, bi bele, dis outstanding, yunik uman no wan endanger in pikin and di pikin we i get from di ace... Afta ol, wo no bi jok at ol!
  Ɔ sɔntɛm i nɔ want fɔ tɔk to Hitler in nyu fevrit bifo in man? Na ya, in jenɛral, ɔltin pɔsibul ɛn i nɔ go izi fɔ rid wetin de na uman we fayn lɛk Afrɔdayt ɛn we gɛt kɔni kɔni we lɛk Ɛra in maynd...
  Bɔt, Fridrich ivin gladi fɔ dis. I nɔ bin du fɔ di Fuhrer in fes fɔ mek i ɛn in de pan di risk fɔ betray dɛn filin, wit wan jes we i nɔ want, ɔ wan wɔd we dɛn nɔ tink bɔt. Afta ɔl, maredman dɛn we gɛt ɔn, mɔ pan di pɔsin we de rul af pat na di wɔl, kin rili denja. Ivin fɔ dis kayn taf man lɛk I na di nɔmba wan sojaman fɔ di Third Reich!
  Most of di pipul we rich di award seremoni na bin payɔt - Goering insɛf na bin ace, wan ardent admirer fɔ di tiori fɔ Jɛnɛral Dua - avieshɔn, di gɔd fɔ wɔ, fɔ tru, fɔs, i bin aylayt di ay fɔs. Bɔt tank dɛn bin de bak, ɛn wan pan dɛn tank dɛn bin de we dɛn kɔl Wittmann we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi. Ɛn di awɔd sɛrimɔni bigin wit nayt krɔs.
  We dɛn kɔl Ɛlga, di titi bin rili rɔn lɛk ɔs, ɛn i bin de tap in il. Dɛn bin gi am wan nayt krɔs ɛn wan spɛshal fɛt badge, tank... Apat frɔm dat, di Fuhrer Adolf insɛf bin prɛzɛnt di titi wan pɔsnalayz saber wit dayamɔn, as di bɛst uman we difrɛns insɛf as a rizulta fɔ fɛt insay di Batalya ɔf Mɔsko.
  Wittman bin gɛt wan krɔs wit ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn, ɛn dɛn bin gi di Star Knight"s Kros wit gold ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn to "bebi" Huffman. Di Amerikan es bin get award tu fo im usual cowboy shorts.
  Friedrich bin award las... Dis bin rili lɔjik, bikɔs na in na bin di bɛst pan di bɛst. Di ay awɔd, di Gret Sta fɔ di Nayt in Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros, ɛn ɔk lif, sɔd ɛn dayamɔn, dɛn bin gi am to di sawnd dɛn we de mek pɔsin fred we di Nazi siŋ de mek. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin gi 4 badge, fɔ 4 ɔndrɛd, fayv ɔndrɛd plen dɛn, ɛn fɔ 4 ɔndrɛd, fayv ɔndrɛd tank dɛn. Dɛn badge dɛn ya na bin gold bak, ɛn di fayv ɔndrɛd wan dɛn bin ivin gɛt smɔl smɔl dayamɔn dɛn.
  Hitler shek Friedrich in an fɔ lɔng tɛm ɛn tɔk sɔntin wit zil... Di bɔbɔ it di fambul krɔs wit in yay. Daymɔnd dɛn bin de mek platina ɔk lif dɛn ɛn sɔd hilt dɛn fayn. Di figa bin de flash na mi mɛmori se ivin di ɔspitul nayt krɔs dɛn we gɛt dayamɔn, dɛn kayn ɔda dɛn de, na twɛnti sɛvin nɔmɔ dɛn bin de gi dɛn insay di wan ol wɔ. Wel, fo dis taim na less... Wan hai digri of award, di Knight"s Cross, we dem de riples silva lif wit gold wan, no don establish yet.
  Bɔt, di awɔd dɛn nɔ bin stɔp de. Hitler bin anawns se dɛn gi Friedrich di rank fɔ bi Major Field Marshal fɔ di Air Force ɛn SS Guards, wit wan pɔsnalayz wɛpɔn ɛn bɔnus we na wan milyɔn fayv ɔndrɛd tawzin mak (di kɔst fɔ fayvtin pan di nyu "Panthers").
  Di sayn wɛpɔn na bin di sem wit di saber we dɛn gi Ɛlga, we dɛn mek wit Damaskɔs stɛl, wit wan hilt we dɛn drɛs fayn fayn wan wit dayamɔn ɛn ɛmirald.
  Frɛdrik nɔ bin ebul fɔ tinap tranga wan ɛn i bin swing wan wɛpɔn we fit fɔ bi Sultan bɔku tɛm. Di handel bin kɔmfyut, ɛn di saber bin balans pafɛkt wan, ɛn i bin tan lɛk se i layt fɔ wan strɔng bɔbɔ in an.
  Neks wan na di tɔk we di Amɛrikan Jɛnɛral Mankurt bin tɔk, we bin go insay istri as di pɔsin we rayt di pɔpul wɔd: mi kɔntri kin rɔng, bɔt dis na mi kɔntri!
  Apat frɔm dat, dis kɔmanda bin gɛt nem fɔ di bad bad we aw i bin de trit pipul dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn kɛr go na jel.
  Mankurt bin tɔk wit harsh wan se:
  - Rɔshian barbarian dɛn bin tek bɔku land, ɛn mek wan big barɔk usay chaos we go de sote go de rul. Aw lɔng dɛn tɛroris gɔvmɛnt go mek wan pat pan siks pan mɔtalman sɔfa? Di pipul dɛm na Rɔshia de wet fɔ fridɔm ɛn di ami fɔ fri Yurop ɛn Amɛrika kam na dɛn land. So, Amɛrika go tray tranga wan fɔ win di USSR. Di flɔ fɔ wi ikwipmɛnt ɛn volontia dɛn frɔm ɔlsay na di wɔl go strɔng ɛn bɔku! (we dɛn de klap wit stormy). Ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na di wɔl bin jɔyn an agens di Bolshevik infɛkshɔn. PAPA GƆD ɛn di sojaman dɛn we de na ɛvin de wit wi. Fɔ go bifo fɔ win!
  Folo am, di Inglishman tok and afta dat di Fuhrer intarop di ofishal pat of di seremoni, announce se di bol stat. Wantɛm wantɛm, bɔku gyal pikin ɛn uman dɛn bin tan lɛk se dɛn rɛdi fɔ pe wit di hiro dɛn we pipul dɛn sabi.
  Friedrich bin want fɔ pik Helga as patna, bɔt i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt am - i se kɔstɔm nɔ de dikte fɔ dans wit patna, ɔ patna dɛn na fɛt wɛpɔn. Wel, di bɔbɔ pik ɔda uman, mɔ bikɔs ɔl di uman dɛn we de ya fayn - i tan lɛk se na bay wilful dɛn pik am. Friedrich bin smayl ɛn dans layt wan, bɔt di bɔbɔ in tinkin bin de bɔt ɔda tin.
  So i gɛt ay ɔda ɛn i dɔn ɔlrɛdi bi big fil mashɛl... In wok de go ɔp, ɛn we i kam pan di nɔmba fɔ di plen dɛn we dɔn fɔdɔm ɛn tank dɛn we dɔn pwɛl, i nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal na di wɔl! I tan lɛk se ɔltin fayn, bɔt fɔ sɔm rizin pusi de skrach pan mi sol... Bɔt if yu tek fambul dɛn, fɔ ɛgzampul Rɔbɔt Atrois, we na prins fɔ di blɔd we kɔmɔt na di kiŋ branch we di Kapɛt pipul dɛn gɛt. Afta ɔl, i bin fɛt wit in kɔntri we nem Frans ɛn i nɔ bin sɔfa bɔku pan ɔl we in kɔmpin dɛn blɔd bin de na in an.
  Ɛn bɔku bɔku Rɔshian dɛn de fɛt na di sayd we di Nazi dɛn de. Ivin Grɛnd Dyuk Kirill Romanov bin ɔfishal wan deklare se i de sɔpɔt di ist kampen ɛn fɔ fri in kɔntri frɔm di Bolshevik dɛn. Di Romanov dɛn na fɔ di Nazi dɛn ɛn di Wɛstinian kɔntri dɛn we de biɛn dɛn.
  Wɛl, if di prins dɛn we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi, ɛn di Tɔd Rayk, de agens Stalin, wetin mek Fridrik fɔ sɔfa? Pantap dat, i pɔsibul se nɔto in gret gret granpa dɛn de na di USSR. Wel, mek wi tink lojik wan... Afta ol, di kos of histri don olredi chenj big big wan. Naw di wɔl nɔ go ɛva bi difrɛn, so di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin lɔs di Mɔsko fɛt... Wetin dis min? Ɛn di tru tin na dat, fɔs, insay dis wɔl we dɔn chenj bad bad wan, di chans fɔ mek in mama ɛn papa (bay di we, we dɛn bɔn na difrɛn siti dɛn) mit ɛn bigin famili kin go dɔŋ bad bad wan. Bɔt mama ɛn papa nɔ bin ivin bɔn insay 1947... Dis min se di chans fɔ mek tu granpa ɛn tu grani mit go ivin smɔl!
  Plɛs, frɔm di pɔynt fɔ si wan sɛt ɔf jin, ɛni pikin difrɛn ɛn na wan wan pikin nɔmɔ. dis min se if di tεm we di pikin de bכn chenj bay at le wan awa, כ ivin tεn minit, den i nכ go bi in igen... Nכto Friedrich wit wan yכnik pכsin in pכsin εn sεt כf jin dεm, bכt wan kכmplit difrεnt, sכmtεm ivin difrεnt wan na do bɔy.
  Dat min se, di intavyu we pɔsin we si insɛf na di past, akɔdin to di lɔjik fɔ tin dɛn, fɔ mek di pɔsin we brok di lɔ dɛn we nɔ de pwɛl na tɛm, dɔn lɔs... Dat min se, Friedrich, we dɔn bi Hitler in fevrit, fɔ dɔn dɔn jɔs dɔn lɔs! Ɛn in, ɛn in brɔda, ɛn sɔntɛm in mama ɛn papa ɛn ɔda pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt bikɔs di yɔŋ es de alayv, ɛn strɔng, ɛn wɛlbɔdi lɛk nɔbɔdi na dis ɔnaful planɛt, den sɔntɛm dis past nɔto in wɔl atɔl! Sɔntɛm dis nɔto ivin in yunivas, sɔm kayn paralel yunivas, ɛn ivin wit tɛm lag. Dat min se, in, Friedrich, nɔ de kil in gret gret granpa dɛn, nɔto in yon kɔmpatriɔt dɛn, bɔt alien pipul dɛn we gɛt jɔs wan jenɛral we fiba di abstrakt past fɔ di tɛrminatɔ bɔbɔ.
  Dis min se in, infakt, nɔto trɛtin - jɔs pɔsin, lɛk di wan dɛn we kɔmɔt na difrɛn sayns fikshɔn siriɔs, we trade de yuz di no bɔt di prɛsɛn, ɛn i gɛt pawa bak we nɔbɔdi nɔ go biliv bay we dɛn de gi am. Wɛl, if i destined fɔ gɛt supapawa, den na jɔs sin fɔ nɔ yuz dɛn! Wɛl, bikɔs fate, we na di raytan na ɛvin sɛf, sɛn am fɔs to di Hitler Jugent, dɔn to di Third Reich, i fɔ tray tranga wan fɔ mek in wok. I gud fɔ bi big fil mashal we yu ol fɔtin, bɔy ia, bɔt we yu ol twɛnti i bɛtɛ fɔ bi ful-ful jenɛral, ɔ ivin fil mashal. Ɛn udat no, sɔntɛm di Tɔd Rayk go dɔn dayjɛst Amɛrika, ɛn afta dat in bɔy pikin go bi di fɔs Wɔl Diktatɔ!
  Dɔn wantɛm wantɛm sɔmbɔdi we di yɔŋ man nɔ bin de tink se i go si, apia: Evgenia Porsche... I lɔng, fayn, strɔng, ivin sɔm kayn rustik ɛn i sɔprayz fɔ no se i nɔ aristokratik fɔ wan pan di big big magnat dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk in gyal pikin.
  Na tru se i nɔ tan lɛk di mitin we dɛn bin gɛt bifo dis tɛm, di titi bin wɛr wan dɛn we rili dia, wit dayamɔn, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn bin de transparent ɛn nɔ bin de ayd di fayn fayn tin dɛn we in leg dɛn we fayn, pan ɔl we i nɔ smɔl.
  Bikɔs di titi we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi lɔng, i bin tan lɛk se na jayant uman. Friedrich insɛf, we na ɔdinari ɛn ivin smɔl titi fɔ in ej, bin shɔt pas am, lɛk twɛnti tri, twɛnti fayv sɛntimita, ɛn we yu tek tɛm tink bɔt di il dɛn, ivin mɔ...
  Friedrich bin ivin shem, wetin if i nɔ ɛva gro big pas dis siks-paund gyal (we in papa, Porsche, bin tan lɛk, i nɔto jayant, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ no us kayn mama i bi, ɛn udat klaym ɔnda in skit! ), go lɔng ɔltɛm rayz ɔp am. Yes, i bɛtɛ se i waka barefut, lɛk las tɛm...
  Bɔt Evgenia bin luk di yɔŋ es wit admireshɔn, ɛn es in an dɛn ɛn kis am na in lip:
  - Yu na mi nayt! Di layt nɔ de na di wɔl!
  Friedrich bin kɔnfyus:
  - Yes na mi....
  Evgenia bin ambɔg am:
  - No wɔd nɔ nid! Yu fit fɔ mek dɛn prez yu. Ɛn nɔto jɔs as payɔt... - Di taykun in gyal pikin shek in ia. - Jɔs tink, yu gɛt fayn fayn gift as injinia ɛn disayna. Ofa dɛn kayn aidia dɛn de... Bɔku sɛns! Di wan we de ɔp na Leonardo Davinci.
  Friedrich bin jok se:
  - Wɛl, yes! A gri, dis atis nɔ win wan wɔ. Pan ɔl we in masta sabi buk dɛn bin win di wan ol wɔl!
  Dɛn bigin fɔ dans. Evgenia bin jɔs fayn, na figa skata, bɔt i bin luk tu big fɔ Vɔlka... Ɛn di sɛnt bin de smɛl drɔnk... We i luk di nɛklayn fɔ in lɔjishɔn bɔdi, i fil wan want we na bin rili natura fɔ pɔsin we strɔng pan bɔdi ɛn divεlכp titi. Pantap dat, Ɛlga bin de mek lɛk se i nɔ notis ɛnitin. Bɔt dɛn bin tich di yɔŋ jɛnɛreshɔn na Jamani se i nɔ fayn fɔ mek uman fil, nɔto fɔ sho se i de jɛlɔs, ɛn if man na wɔ hiro, i fɔ ivin tif. Wetin fɔ mek di brid bɛtɛ! As Hitler bin se: i nɔto sin fɔ mek uman we mared bɔn pikin frɔm ɔda man, provid i gɛt bɛtɛ bɔdi kwaliti pas in man. Bɔt Evgenia bin rili siriɔs wan aks di bɔbɔ se:
  - Usay yu stɔdi we yu sabi so gud di prinsipul dɛm fɔ kɔntrol tank ɛn sɛlf-propɛl gɔn, invent dis kayn Know-How?
  Friedrich nɔ bin ebul ɛn i nɔ bin want fɔ tɔk di tru, ɛn to wan titi we i nɔ sabi, ilɛksɛf in papa na bin taykun, wan pan di tɛn pipul dɛn we jɛntri pas ɔlman na di Tɔd Rayk ɛn we Hitler ɛn Goering bin lɛk. I bin ansa wit avɔyd se:
  - Di tin dɛn we pɔsin lɛk fɔ du frɔm we i smɔl de ple wan rol ya... Difrɛn sayɛns buk dɛn, di want fɔ invent! Yu nɔ nid fɔ sidɔm na yu dɛsk fɔ mek sɔntin we yusful...
  Evgenia bin nɔd in ed:
  - Yes, misɛf, a lɛk spɔt, ɛn di sem tɛm a de gnaw, ɔ ivin chew, di granit we sayɛns de mek... Bɔt pan ɔl dat, Misis Piston tan lɛk ɔfis rat?
  Friedrich, we i bin de sho in wulf tit, bin kɔnfyus se:
  - Yes, yu nɔ luk lɛk rat atɔl, ɛn nɔto jɔs rat! Most likely, ivin yu kin kompare...
  Evgenia bin wɔn se:
  - Jɔs nɔ kɔmpia am to kaw! Dis na wan rather vile hint!
  Frɛdrik bin tɔk wit sɛns se:
  - Ɛnibɔdi we buli sɔntin we nɔ gɛt natin fɔ du wit am, i kin gɛt di rank fɔ got! So... Wi market na stupid.
  - Na bazaar na slang? - Evgenia bin gɛs. - In jenɛral, i tan lɛk se Jaman tɔk kɔrɛkt, bɔt sɔm kayn we... Tu kɔrɛkt, prɛsis ples aksɛn, klia wɔd, tɛnsiɔn na tɔk... Ɛn no aksɛn nɔ de, bɔt yu fil sɔntin we nɔ rili nativ insay dis kɔrɛktnɛs.. .
  Friedrich nɔ bin sho se i de wɔri:
  - So wetin bɔt dis? Sɔntɛm yu sɔprayz se mi na Soviet spay, ɛn di Rɔshian dɛn sakrifays twɛnti tawzin, wit di Amɛrikan wan dɛn ɛn af tawzin pan dɛn bɔku bɔku plen dɛn, fɔ mek dɛn go insay mi na di tɔp na di Tɔd Rayk?
  Evgenia shek in ed:
  - Nɔ, a nɔ tink so! Dis bin tu bɔku, ivin fɔ di Rɔshian dɛn. Pan ɔl we wan wɔd de we bɔku pipul dɛn sabi: yu nɔ go ebul fɔ ɔndastand Rɔshia wit yu maynd. Bɔt i tan lɛk se i difrɛn to mi, sɔntɛm yu de, aw a go se... Wan prɔdak fɔ SS jenɛtik injinɛri. Sɔm kayn man we go bi tumara bambay? A dɔn rid sayɛns wok dɛn bɔt jenɛtiks ɛn a no se mɔtalman nature kin chenj, impɔtant ɔ wɔs bay atifishal intavɛnshɔn. Ɛn yu kwaliti dɛn we pas mɔtalman as wɔriɔ... Dis na so...
  Bifo Friedrich ansa, i butu in ed to in lɔng galfrɛn ɛn kis am wit pawa pan in lush lip dɛn. Dɔn i se:
  - Nɔ wɔri bɔt yu fayn fayn ed. If yu de fred se yu go gɛt pikin dɛn we nɔ fayn frɔm mi, den biliv mi, dis nɔto so! Fɔ tru, sɔntɛm wi go chenj di tɔpik we wi de tɔk to.
  Evgenia bin gri se:
  -Yes, i bɛtɛ fɔ chenj! Lɛ wi tɔk bɔt tank... Na patikyula, di men opareshɔnal hedkwata, we Guderian bin de bifo, bin gi wan kɔmpitishɔn task: tu kayn tank... Lɛk wan midul "Imperial Panther" wit kanɔn we gɛt 88 mm El 100 ɔ shɔt pas am bɔt am -piercing, ɛn frontal sloping armor we at le 250 mm ɛn wan ebi "Royal Tiger" wit 105 mm El100 kaliba gɔn, wit frontal armor we at least 300... Pantap dat, di wet fɔ di fɔs tank nɔ pas fifti tan, ɛn di sɛkɔn wan na 65.
  Friedrich bin snor wit disgres, lɛk layɔn bifo gɔfa:
  - Somtin laik dis no bi rial? Ɛspɛshali we yu tink bɔt se i dɔn izi fɔ yu wit tin dɛn we nɔ bɔku, ɛn di Alay bɔm dɛn nɔ de pwɛl di land dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk!
  Evgenia ansa wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - In prinsipul, i pɔsibul, bɔt wi nɔ bin gɛt tɛm, ɔ rayt wi nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ mek protɔtayp insay mɛtal insay di tɛm we wi nid. Yu sɔm kayn we gi wi yu briliant Know-How tu let. Ɛn Hitler want fɔ mek di las tank dɛn bigin fɔ wok wit di ami dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk dis ia.
  Di yɔŋ es bin sɔprayz:
  - Wetin mek i tek bɔku tɛm fɔ mek protɔtayp?
  Di titi nɔd se:
  - Kwik kwik wan, mɔ if di mɔdel na fundamentally nyu... I tan lɛk di pɔpul se: if yu drayv, yu go dɔn na wan ravin!
  Friedrich bin tink se: fɔ tru prɔblɛm dɛn de ya... Fɔ ɛgzampul, Soviet disayna dɛn bin strɛs fɔ bɔku ia wit di krieshɔn fɔ di IS-10 tank, ɔ fɔ tu ol ia dɛn bin tink bɔt di T-54. Pantap dat, dɛn bin mek dis tank afta di wɔ, ɛn i bin gɛt ɛkspiriɛns pan di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin fɛt insay Wɔl Wɔ Tu. Apat frɔm dat, i nɔ bin bi wan fundamɛnt nyu mɔdel, bɔt na bin jɔs wan ɔda ɛvolushɔn fɔ di T-34. Fɔ ɛgzampul, di T-44 tɔn aut fɔ bi nɔto ɔl saksesful ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de yuz am prɛktikal fɔ fɛt... So yu nɔ fɔ ɛkspɛkt ɛni spɛshal mirekul.
  Di Tayga tank, giv di Jaman dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛkspiriɛns fɔ mek motoka dɛn we tan lɛk dis (unless, fɔ tru, yu kɔnt di chɛsis, fɔ ɛgzampul, i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt 150-tan "Kɔlɔsal" we dɛn mek insay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ).
  Friedrich bin tɔk se:
  - I nid fɔ disayn pan di bies fɔ di "Panther"-5, ɔ AG we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi mek. I chasis de alaw am fɔ kɛr nɔto jɔs 88-mm kanɔn, bɔt ivin 128-mm wan, ɔ 150-mm howitzer...
  Evgenia bin de gigl:
  - Bɔt na dat wi de du! Bɔt, Porsche dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt in yon "Royal Tiger", pan ɔl we i gɛt 88-mm kaliba gɔn. Bɔt sɔntɛm dis wan go du as intamɛdiet mɔdel. Di fɔs rikwaymɛnt fɔ armɔ we na 250 milimita bin fulfil insay am, pan ɔl we di wet rili big - 63 tan. Bɔt di tɔrɛt wit wan rili big angle fɔ rɛshɔnal inklinɛshɔn fɔ di armɔ, elegant ɛn strimlayn... I kin pɔsibul fɔ win di intamɛdiet kɔmpitishɔn, bɔt prɔblɛm dɛn go kam insay di fyuchu. Bɔt akɔdin to yu Know-How, i pɔsibul fɔ mek tank we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ go insay frɔm ɔlsay, ɛn pwɛl ɛni difens. Afta ɔl, fɔ motoka we de brok, i rili impɔtant fɔ gɛt gud sayd protɛkshɔn, we, i sɔri fɔ no se, di Panta nɔ bin ebul fɔ bost bɔt fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Friedrich bin tɔk se:
  - Sɔntɛm wi nɔ go tɔch di tɔpik bɔt tank fɔ naw... Ɔ rather, lɛ wi dɔn fɔ tɔk bɔt am. Wi tan lɛk ol prɔfɛsɔ ɔ yɔŋ man ɛn gyal pikin dɛn.
  Evgenia bin gri se:
  - Yu rait, laik ol taim, mek wi tok abaut somtin we mo sekular. Fɔ ɛgzampul, bɔt di British kiŋ in os.
  Friedrich bin wins se:
  - Na big big tɔpik! Mek di taim kam, natin no go lef fo di Winsors. Ɔ yu tink se, bikɔs wi dɔn kech Mɔsko, wi tank dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ krɔs Lɔndɔn, we dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kapchɔ?
  Evgenia bin flash in tit:
  - Wɛl, fɔ tru dɛn kin ebul!
  Afta di bɔl, dɛn bin fala wan fayn dina wit fayn fayn it dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin gɛt strɔng rɔm. Natin nɔ de we strɔng pas siks digri. Wɛl, den Friedrich ɛn Evgenia, as i fayn fɔ man ɛn gyal pikin, bin ritaia na wan sɛpret rum.
  Pan ɔl we bɔku pipul dɛn kin gri se lɔng lɔng blant pipul dɛn nɔ kin difrɛn pan dɛn abit, Evgenia bin rili biliv se na di kɔmɔn tin fɔ sɔm awa. Wɛl, Friedrich, fɔ tru, insɛf nɔ bin lɔs in fes. So dɛn bin slip, ɛn dɛn bin ɔg dɛn tayt tayt wan.
  Di bɔbɔ bin drim se in na Jepan ninja we bin gɛt ɔda lɔ frɔm di Rɔshian Tsa Nikolas II fɔ kil di Mikado, dat na di empara.
  Friedrich bin de drim bɔt aw i kin klaym rɔf rɔf wɔl dɛn, ɛn i kin tay pan di smɔl krak krak ɔ gap wit in finga dɛn ɛn in fut finga dɛn. Di bɔbɔ go insay di pales, usay wan bad bad fɛt bigin...
  Di yɔŋ ninja, lɛk aw i kin du, kɔt, chuk, ɛn blo di ed dɛn pan in ɛnimi dɛn... Di drim bin tu chaotic, tumɔs blɔd, chop, ɛn smɔl minin. Plus na bare-legged gyal dem wit swords de jomp evriwe... In shot...
  A bin ebul fɔ slip nɔ pas tri ɔ 4 awa... Di mɛsenja gyal wek Friedrich se:
  - Di fɛt de go bifo! No pipul nɔ de we pɔsin nɔ go ebul fɔ tek in ples, pas pipul dɛn lɛk yu, Friedrich Bismarck.
  Di bɔbɔ jomp ɛn, we i nɔ ivin se gudbai, i rɔsh go na di rɔnwe we de nia am.
  Ɛn as i tan lɛk, dɛn nɔ kɔl am fɔ natin... Ami Jɛnɛral Rokossovsky bin gɛt ɔda ɔda frɔm Stalin, we i nɔ wet fɔ di ful kɔnsɛntreshɔn fɔ di fɔs dɛn, fɔ gi wan ɔndamin blow to Rommel in ami grup. Insay dis kes, di kɔlkyulɛshɔn bin bi bikɔs di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin dɔn gɛt tɛm yet fɔ sɛn dɛn sojaman dɛn fɔ atak Voronezh. So chans bin de fɔ du wan lɔw kik na di ɛkstend flank fɔ di Jaman sojaman dɛn, we dɛn bin dɔn taya frɔm di fɛt dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn fɛt bifo.
  Dɛn bin fos Friedrich fɔ go insay wan Fokken-Wulf, nɔto wan asɔlt modifyeshɔn, bɔt na wan rɛgyula mɔdel, wit 4 twɛnti milimita kanɔn dɛn ɛn tu mashin gɔn dɛn. So, bikɔs di bɔbɔ bin de rɔsh pasmak, i bin si se i nɔ gɛt di wɛpɔn we bin dɔn pruv se i ebul fɔ fɛt tank dɛn. Na tru se i bin stil gɛt tɛn bɔm dɛn na di fuselage...
  I bin hot bak na di skay, Soviet atak plen ɛn Yaki-9 fɛt plen dɛn bin apia. Bɔt di las motoka dɛn, bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ protɛkshɔn ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ liv, dɛn bin de sɔfa bak na lɔng rɛnj to 20-mm kaliba gɔn dɛn. Friedrich bin fɔs nak di fɛtman dɛn na di ɔn, we, fɔ tru, bin go bifo di Ilas we bin slo. Fo ayrakt kanɔn, dat na trɛnk... Di fɔs tu duzin yak dɛn skata, ivin we dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni kɔni kɔni we de kam nia di tel.
  Friedrich nɔ bin de spin, i nɔ bin de manej, i bin jɔs shift di ay kanɔn dɛn smɔl ɛn shek di bɔdi fɔ in big mashin.
  Twɛnti fayv, twɛnti siks, twɛnti sɛvin... Witout wan mis, pan di daring Yaks, we, pan ɔl we dɛn de sɔfa lɔs, pan ɔl dat, nɔ de ɔf, bɔt ivin tray fɔ gɛt spid... Friedrich bin ivin sɔprayz sɔm kayn we wetin mek, insay di Soviet soja buk dɛn, dɛn bin so smɔl dis glori Fokken mashin -Wulf. Yes, i de du ful tɔn insay 22 sɛkɔn versus 19 fɔ di Yak (ɛn insay di laytwɛt vɛshɔn, di Yak kin ivin du am insay 17 sɛkɔn!). Bɔt Friedrich nɔ nid fɔ manej, i jɔs slo ɛn flay go to dɛn. Insay wan sɛkɔn yu kin rili bang sɛvin ɔ et motoka dɛn.
  Taym bin de flɔ sloslo bad bad wan fɔ Friedrich we bin de na wan stet fɔ fɛt trance, ɛn i bin gɛt tɛm fɔ tink ɛn ɔndo in amunishɔn. Insay prinsipul, dɛn kin gri se ivin di wan we sabi du di wok pas ɔlman, ivin di tin dɛn we kin apin lɛk Rudel, nɔ kin ebul fɔ rili afɛkt di we aw di wɔ de go. Insay rial istri, siks pan di bɛst Jaman ays dɛn bin pwɛl wan ol ɛya ami, bɔt di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin gɛt op fɔ lɔs di fɛt fɔ gɛt pawa na di atmosfɛs.
  Bɔt insay dis kes, fɔ trowe bɔku bɔku yak dɛn na wan ples agens mɔ pas pɔsin, i ful-ɔp wit denja... Dɛn shot siksti wan fɛtman dɛn dɔŋ insay lɛs dan wan minit. Jɔs lɛk dat, di wing dɛn kin fɔdɔm, ɔ di glas we gɛt wɛpɔn na di kabin dɛn kin brok. Di las wan wɔs pas dat, bikɔs insay dis kes, dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ sev di payɔnia. Ɛn na smɔl ɛkspiriɛns as dɛn nɔmɔ lɛf na di Rɛd Ami.
  Fo di motoka dem we dem daun, fo bi gad pipul we shot daun moch pas faiv plen... Na onli bak dis no helep, bikos Volka sabi wia to hit and hau... Lɛk ɔnta we de yuz mashin gɔn fɔ shot dɔŋ wan grup ɔf geese dɛn. Dat na di flɔk, insay wan bɔrst, intuitiv wan, bay instinkt, we de disayd ɛn dayrɛkt di muvmɛnt dɛm fɔ di barɛl to di target we dɛn want, we nɔto wan bulɛt de flay pas. Dɛn kin shot di gig dɛn, ɛn insay dis kes, di Soviet plen dɛn, ɛn usay dɛn brok di kɔkpit dɛn, ɛn dɛn kin shot di payɔnia dɛn, dɛn kin flay stret fɔ sɔm tɛm. Bɔt sɔm pan dɛn wing dɛn de lɔs...
  Friedrich mɛmba ya fim dɛn bɔt Amɛrikan kawbɔy dɛn we de shot shap shap, ɛn di fambul fim we DiCaprio bin ple - "Fast but Dead!" Bɔt dɛn tɛm dɛn de, di kawbɔy dɛn na Amɛrika nɔ bin no ɔtomɛtik mashin gɔn ɔ ɛya kanɔn dɛn we de faya kwik kwik wan. If nɔto dat, dɛn fɔ dɔn no se dis na jɔs big big wɛpɔn we i kam pan pawa we de pwɛl.
  Di yak dɛn we bin de nia di tɛm bin dɔn ɛn Friedrich bin muf go na Ily. Na ya i bɛtɛ fɔ atak dɛn frɔm ɔp, ɔ frɔm di riya ɛmisfya. Pantap dat, i go fayn bak, if i nɔ go shɔt di distans.
  Wan ɔda we na fɔ shot di wing dɛn we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk, yu nɔ go ebul fɔ hang armor pan dɛn;
  IL-2 na di niknem we dɛn kɔl humpbacked. Afta dɛn dɔn instɔl sɛkɔn sit insay, i bin at fɔ di pɔsin we de shot we de difend di riya ɛmisfya fɔ shot da kayn mashin de fɔ pɔsin we jɔs bigin fɔ shot, bɔt afta dat... Na tru se di aerodynamics fɔ dis plen bin wɔs. Dis min se i go ivin izi wit dɛn...
  I bin fɔ dɔn bi mɔ lɔjik fɔ mek Ilam skata na difrɛn say dɛn, bɔt di sistɛm... In shot, i bigin wit di bit we di lijen stormtroopers bin bit. Bɔt di nimbul Salamander-3 bin dɔn kam. Dem tek op di mud tu...
  Friedrich ivin tink se dɛn kin go bifo am, bikɔs dɛn dɔn mit di Yaks dɛn we dɛn stil de kam nia... Pan ɔl we, udat no... Luftwaffe payɔt dɛn nɔto brayt Rɔshian wɔriɔ dɛn, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn nɔ kin go insay fɛt pas nɔmba, bɔt sɔntɛm pas insay kes dɛn usay dɛn kin mek tu siriɔs trɛt to di grɔn fɔs dɛn .
  Friedrich, bɔt, insɛf nɔ gɛt prɔblɛm... Hit di riya armored hemisphere wit kanɔn, ɔ kɔba di wing dɛn - di rizɔlt na di sem. Ɛn aw dɛn motoka ya kin fɔdɔm dɔŋ, dɛn kin ivin lɛf mak na di ays... Lɛk strɛp na slev we dɛn dɔn bit in bak.
  Friedrich knock down tati seven silts en tu grab tu "Pawns". Wan ɔndrɛd bak, pan ɔl we dɛn nɔ brok di rɛkɔd we bin de bifo we na wan ɔndrɛd ɛn wan. Di ɛnimi jɔs gɛt sɔm plen dɛn we lɛf. Naw ɔl wetin dɛn fɔ du na fɔ drɔp di bɔm dɛn ɛn dɛn go kam bak.
  Naw, di Soviet tank dɛn bin de go fɔ atak, dɛn nɔ bin de sɔpɔt dɛn frɔm di plen dɛn, ɛn mɔ di artileri dɛn. Atak plen ɛn bɔm bɔm dɛn bin atak dɛn. Laki fɔ di Soviet tank kru dɛn, dɛn bin ebul fɔ yuz di we aw di motoka dɛn de drayv. Bɔt di nɔmba fɔ ɔl kayn plen dɛn bin de go ɔp.
  Friedrich drɔp ɔl in bɔm dɛn ɛn tɔn to di ayfild. Bɔt i bin ebul fɔ si Rudel in Fokken-Wulf-4, we na di fambul we de pwɛl tank dɛn.
  Di yɔŋ es bin go bak na in "os" ayfild, usay di Pegasus Terminator Me-362 bin de wet fɔ am.
  Friedrich, we bin dɔn land di Fokken-Wulf, ala to di payɔt we bin de nia am se:
  - Enibodi we get di audacity to klem se F -490 na bad faiya de lai. No bad plen nɔ de, na bad bad payɔt dɛn nɔmɔ de.
  Di nɛks sortie bin ridyus jɔs to fɛt tank dɛn. Pan ɔl we di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin dɔn ebul yet fɔ pul wan pawaful fist we gɛt wɛpɔn fɔ mit dɛn, dɛn bin atak dɛn wit plen dɛn.
  Di valiant Soviet tank kru dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi krɔs di ragged frɔnt layn ɛn atak di infantri yunit we gɛt Arab volontia dɛn.
  Di Muslim dɛn, difrɛn frɔm wetin dɛn bin de op fɔ, dɛn bin fɛt wit maynd ɛn dɛn nɔ bin de tink fɔ rɔnawe, bɔt di sem tɛm dɛn bin de du tin we nɔ bin ebul fɔ du natin. Speshali, dɛn bin de yuz di Amɛrikin bazuka di we we nɔ gɛt mɔtalman, ɛn grenade dɛn bin de yuz am mɔ.
  Bɔt di atak we di Soviet yunit dɛn bin de atak bin de dɔn. Fasist atak plen dɛn mɔ bin de yuz bɔku bɔku smɔl bɔm dɛn we gɛt shep chaj, we na wan aidia we dɛn kɔpi frɔm Sɔviɛt disayna dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt mɔ skilful implimɛnt. Bɔt di wan dɛn we de wok na di Soviet tank dɛn nɔ bin gɛt di ɔda lɔ fɔ ɛng di nɛt frɔm ɔp.
  Ɛn Friedrich bin jɔs de faya ɛya kanɔn dɛn na di ruf dɛn. Dis na di simpul we fɔ du tin. Brek tru di tawa hatch ɛn yu win. Ɛn ɔmɔs motoka yu kin knock ova lɛk dis if yu hit dɛn frɔm ɔrizɔntal plen...
  Bɔt tank in spid nɔ de ɛp if fɛtman hit intuitively, witout aim, pan wan whim...
  I tan lɛk simulator wit tank, na yu nɔmɔ gɛt god mod, ɛn ɛvri shot kɔrɛkt, ɛn yu de shot bɔku tɛm, bɔku tɛm...
  Naw di nɔmba fɔ di tank dɛn we dɔn pwɛl dɔn pas fifti, so dat Rudel de rɛst... Bɔt a bin gɛt fɔ digres. "Yɛs" bin apia na di sayd. Dɛn shot siks pan dɛn, ɛn lɛ di ɔda wan dɛn pwɛl di Salamander dɛn. Jɛnɛral wan, fɔ lɛf dɛn kɔn wokman ya fɔ go fɛt insay di de na klin fɔ kil yusɛf.
  Tanks na tin we impɔtant pas ɔl...
  Ritɔn... Flay pan Fokken-Wulf 4, ɛn Helga nia am.
  Di titi aks am se:
  - Wel, wetin yu bin laik boht Evgenia?
  Friedrich bin snor wit disgres insay di redio:
  - Wetin mek yu bin de jɛlɔs?
  Di titi bin de gigl:
  - Na tru se nɔto so! Wi fri, ɛn wi nɔ mared. Jɔs de wɔnda udat bɛtɛ na bed, mi ɔ mi!
  Frɛdrik bin ansa fayn fayn wan se:
  - Na tru se, yu! Yu nɔ big so, ɛn yu rili nimbul!
  Ɛlga bin laf wit gladi at.
  - A nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt ɛni ɔda tin frɔm yu! Bɔt fɔ tru di bɛst... Ugh, na dizayn rat, ɛn wan pan di rili smɔl uman dɛn we dɛn gi di Nayt Krɔs fɔ di Ayɔn Kros!
  Friedrich bin tɔk se:
  - A tink se ɔk lif dɛn jɔs de rawnd di kɔna fɔ yu!
  Di fɛt sho se sɔntɛm di bɔbɔ bin rayt. Helga bin de hama di tank dɛn wit kɔnfidɛns. I tan lɛk se i bin want fɔ pruv se pɔsin we de fɛt kin tranga pas pɔsin we de fɛt wɔ. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, i nɔ go ebul fɔ kɔmpia am wit Friedrich.
  I nɔ tu te, big big tank kɔlɔn dɛn we gɛt Jamani ɛn Amɛrikan motoka dɛn bin apia. Ɛspɛshali nimbul ɛn ple ple Amɛrikin tank distroya dɛn "Witches"-3. Dis bin siriɔs, mɔ bikɔs di Soviet motoka dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi pwɛl bɔku pan di motoka dɛn we di plen dɛn bin de atak dɛn. "Panther"-5 sɛf tɔn aut fɔ bi prɔblɛm... In lɔng-barɛl rapid-faya gɔn ɛn impenetrable frontal armour... I tan lɛk se di ɛnjɔymɛnt bigin fɔ fel di kru dɛn na di Soviet tank dɛn. Sɔm, we nɔ bin lisin to di kɔmanda dɛn, tɔn bak, tray fɔ rɔnawe pan dis teknotronik ɛl.
  En agen di riton en departure, di atak pan di tank dem...
  I dɔn pas noon, i dɔn dak... Di kɔwnta atak we di Rɛd Ami dɔn fizl aut. Dɛn bin ridayrɛkt in ɛn Ɛlga fɔ sɔpɔt wan grup we na Jamani ami we bin de muf go na Ryazan. Na di sem tɛm, dɛn bin tray fɔ swɛt Vatutin in sojaman dɛn na di kɔl...
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn stil de go bifo smɔl smɔl na di ist. Na ya dɛn de ambɔg bikɔs di Sɔviɛt sojaman dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ bia ɛn di difensiv layn dɛn na di Stɛp Frɔnt, ilɛksɛf dɛn nɔ bɔku lɛk di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia Mɔsko.
  Bɔt Hitler in sojaman dɛn bin gɛt mɔ ples fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ muv, ɛn Hoth bin tray fɔ pas di men difɛns no dɛn we bin de na dɛn kayn kɔlɔn dɛn de. Na sɔm ples dɛn di advans we di Jamani yunit dɛn bin de go bifo bin aksɛleret...
  Frɛdrik bin aks Ɛlga se:
  - Yu nɔ taya, gyal we a de drim?
  Di blant wɔriɔ ansa se:
  - Wan gladi gladi mud de drɛb taya, bɛtɛ pas fɔ wip kaw! Pan ɔl we taya kin kɔmɔt wit blɔd pus instead ɔf milk!
  Friedrich bin gri se:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ agyu agens di trut ya!
  Na nɛt, di yɔŋ man bin kɔntinyu fɔ flay, pan ɔl we klawd bin de rɔl na di skay ɛn ren bin de kam dɔŋ. Akɔdin to di Jaman soja doktrin, dɛn bin de yuz avieshɔn fɔ stɔp difens na di frɔnt layn... Ɛn nɔ lɛk insay 1941, di Luftwaffe bin gɛt bɔku plen dɛn bikɔs Pindostan bin ɛp dɛn.
  Friedrich bin de atak bɔnks naw, ɔ ivin smɔl smɔl target dɛn... Na nɛt, di fɛt nɔ bin stɔp, ɛn di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin bigin fɔ atak dɛn. Ivin as dem smol en rather chaotic, dem no less valiant...
  Na nɛt, apat frɔm di U-2 skwadron, dɛn nɔ bin mit ɛni ay target. Ɛn dɛn bin bɔm di bɔnks dɛn... Layt wan.
  Bay di mɔnin fɔ Ɔktoba 15, 1947, wan fɛt bin bigin fɔ di tɔŋ ɛn di sem tɛm di relwe jɔnkshɔn: Ilɛktrɔstal. I bin rili wam de ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, in padi we nɔ go ebul fɔ separet we nem Ɛlga bin jɔyn Friedrich.
  - Wel, big nayt, wi de pres pan di ɛnimi dɛn?
  Friedrich bin ansa wit gladi at se:
  - Di pipul we nɔ gɛt os de push na di bia stɔl, ɛn wi de win. Ɛn aw wi kin win...
  Di tɔŋ we nem Ilɛktrɔstal insɛf bin gɛt fayn fayn wɔl dɛn. Apat frɔm di ami yunit dɛn, tu fresh divishɔn dɛn na di NKVD bin tek pat bak pan in difens. Pan ɔl we dɛn, in jɔnal, nɔto bin big big sojaman gad lɛk di SS, dɛn bin gɛt ɔl tu di artileri ɛn layt tank dɛn.
  Di Nazi dɛn, insɛf, tray fɔ mek dɛn yon kɔl... Baypas di citadel, ɛnvɔlɔp dɛn wit pinsa...
  Na ya, fɔ tru, di sɔpɔt we di briz de gi kin rili ɛp, mɔ if di nɛk strɛch.
  Helga, as tipik fɔ gyal pikin, bin mek shɔ se:
  - Viktri go bi wi yon! Get yu sleigh redi fɔ sɔm!
  Friedrich bin gri se:
  - Ɛn nɔto jɔs insay sɔm! Wi go yuz ebi ebi tank ɛn ɛya shel.
  Di bɔbɔ bin tink se dɛn de bak na Mainstein in ami, bɔt na di Wɛst, pipul dɛn sabi di Rommel we pipul dɛn lɛk pas ɔl. Bikɔs insay di fɛt di yɔŋ man bin akt mɔ insay wan trance, we wan ɛl spirit bin de lid am, wetin mek i nɔ fɔ mɛmba di gloriful eksplɔyt dɛn we dis kɔmanda bin du. Pantap dat, i kin rili fayn fɔ mɛmba di Inglish pipul dɛn we dɛn bin bit pas di Rɔshian dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn win!
  Rommel, we bin dɔn rich na di Marret Line, bin kam fɔ no se i de na Napoleonic "central position" bitwin tu ɛnimi ami dɛn ɛn naw i kin ebul, we i dɔn gi wan disisiv blo, fɔ win wan pan dɛn ɛn na da tɛm de nɔmɔ i tɔn rawnd ɛn fes di sɛkɔn wan.
  Friedrich bin laf to insɛf: Pan ɔl we Lio Tɔlstoy bin de dawt bɔt dat, i nɔ gɛt wan dawt se Nɛpɔlyɔn na bin big big kɔmanda ɛn rula. Ɛspɛshali if yu luk di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn du. Na in nɔmɔ nɔ bin ol dɛn bak. Hitler in dis rispek na ivin worse... Bɔt insay prinsipul i pɔsibul fɔ kɔmpia di Fuhrer wit Nɛpɔlyɔn!
  Di talɛnt kɔmanda Rommel bin no ɔda tin bak: di Amɛrikan ɛn Frɛnch dɛn bin dɔn mach fa fawe na di ist insay sɛntral Tunisia ɛn dɛn bin ol di Istan Dɔsal Gɔj dɛn na Fondouk, Faid ɛn Gafsa, we bin kɔba di Wɛstɛn Dɔsal Gɔj dɛn 60-70 mayl na di wɛst.
  I kam fɔ no se if di Italo-Jaman fɔs dɛn kech Faid ɛn Gafsa ɛn afta dat dɛn muf go na di wɛst pat pas Feriana ɛn Kasserine, dɛn kin go stret to di big big Amɛrikan sapɔt bays ɛn dɛn hedkwata na Tebessa. Insay Tebessa, di Italo-Jaman sojaman dɛn bin si dɛnsɛf fa fawe na di wɛst pat na di Alay layn na Tunisia ɛn i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ dɛn de na dɛn yon kɔmyunikeshɔn. If Rommel bin dɔn tɔn in tank dɛn da tɛm de ɛn pɔynt dɛn na di nɔt to di si, we de wan ɔndrɛd mayl fa, di Jamani dɛn bin fɔ dɔn kɔt di wan ol Alɛy ami na Tunisia ɔ fos dɛn fɔ go na Aljeria.
  Friedrich in tinkin bin intarap bay di apinɛns fɔ tu Laggs we de bɔs kɔmɔt biɛn di klawd... Dɛn bin dɔn kɔnsum dɛn wan ya... Ɛn afta dat, dɛn shot di gɔn dɛn we dɛn dɔn aim fayn fayn wan... Na in nɔmɔ kin shot lɛk dat... Fo mɔ Yaks. .. ɛn dɛn de rayt de... Ɛn naw faya pan di Katyusha... So dat fragmɛnt dɛn de flay na ɔl di say dɛn... Wan ɔda rɔket lansa... So Hɛlga de tray frɔm di sayd. I de ala pan am se:
  - Hiro, mek wi trowe am mɔ!
  . CHAPTER No. 20.
  Di mishɔn fɔ Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova na wan paralel wɔl nɔ dɔn yet.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de go bifo na di say we di siti we nem Gɔki de. Dɛn bin rawnd am kpatakpata. Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin de fɛt fɔ dis big siti.
  Bikɔs Mɔsko bin dɔn rawnd am ɔlsay, i bin de blo. Di Nazi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi brok go na di Krɛmlin na sɔm say dɛn. I bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di pozishɔn we di kapital siti na di USSR bin gɛt nɔ gɛt op. Di shel dɛn we bin de na di mɔsko gariɔn bin de kam dɔn. Ɛn we di kapital bin fɔdɔm, i bin fɔ dɔn bi difrɛn wɔ.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova bin fɛt fɔ di siti na di Vɔlga.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin de fɛt lɛk ɔltɛm.
  Dɛn kin faya ɛn siŋ:
  Payɔnia dɛn nɔ kin giv ɔp
  Dɛn nɔ de fred fɔ mek dɛn mek dɛn sɔfa...
  Dɛn kin fɛt lɛk igl
  Sending di Krauts to ɛl!
  
  Bɔku hiro dɛn de bitwin dɛn, .
  Lots of krayzi gyal dem...
  If nid de, waka insay fɔmɛshɔn - .
  Fɔ chaj di mashin!
  Ɛn so wan bɔbɔ we bin luk lɛk twɛlv ia so, bɔt infakt na bin sizin vetɛna we bin dɔn de fɔ bɔku ia, Ɔleg Raybachenko bin gi wan bɔrst, i bin de kɔt di fasist dɛn dɔŋ.
  Ɛn afta dat, i trowe grenade pan di ɛnimi wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go skata di Kraut dɛn ɔlsay.
  Afta dat di bɔbɔ go siŋ:
  - Mi na Rɔshian wɔriɔ na di ni fɔ savayj,
  a go swip di ɛnimi dɛn fɔ Rɔshia kɔmɔt na di wɔl!
  Magarita, dis gyal-hiro, insɛf de trowe wan kil gift we na day wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. I go knock out plenti Nazis and twit:
  - Fɔ Gret Rus'!
  Ɛn i bɔs laf bak.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi de fɛt wit heroically. Pan ɔl we i dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di wɔ lɔs. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rawnd Ɔrenbɔg, ɛn dɛn bin de swɛt di Rɛd Ami ɔlsay we dɛn ebul.
  Fɔ tɔk mɔ, dɛn dɔn tek Ɔrenbɔg fɔ lɔng tɛm. Na wan kast nɔmɔ stil tinap de. Di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rawnd Ufa.
  Pantap dat, dɛn sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt na di sawt dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia Kazan. Di tin we de apin nɔto tin we rili bad.
  Ɛn di tin de wɔs mɔ bikɔs di samurai dɛn de kɔmɔt na di ist ɛn na Sɛntral Eshia dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi jɔyn wit di Jamani pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt di brayt pikin dɛn we dɛn kin du bad to kin fɛt. Dɛn biliv se dɛn dɔn win. Ɔ at least dɛn rɛdi fɔ day wit dɛn ed ɔp. Bɔt, aw dis day de bi? Dɛn nɔ de day!
  Ɛn dɛn kin kɔntinyu fɔ bi pikin fɔ lɔng lɔng tɛm. Ɛn sɔnsay ɔda wɔl dɛn ɛn mishɔn dɛn de.
  Oleg faya wan ɔda shot. Dɔn i trowe grenade wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn siŋ se:
  - Stalin go de wit wi sote go!
  Magarita glan pan di Fritzes ɛn swɛt:
  - Gɔd nɔ fɔ alaw am! Dis kanibal de kam to wi!
  Ɛn di titi bin vɛks ɛn trowe grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis fayn fayn wan se:
  - Wi ɔl na kanibal to sɔm mak!
  Ɛn di bɔbɔ trowe di gift fɔ day wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Magarita bin gri wit dis:
  - To sɔm mak, yes!
  Ɛn i bin sɛn wan wɛpɔn bak we de kil pɔsin wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn dis bin mek tu Jamani motoka dɛn rɔsh togɛda.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin faya ɛn i bin tink se di tin dɛn we de apin na di USSR, sɔntɛm, nɔ bin gɛt op igen ɛn no patikyula pɔynt nɔ de fɔ fɛt wɔ. Dis na di rizin we mek dɛn de kil pipul dɛn fɔ natin.
  Di bɔbɔ trowe tu grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Hit di katapila, Jaman tank dem fo di "E" siris kollid togeda.
  Di Tɛminatɔ pikin bin siŋ:
  - We di tɛm rich, .
  Wi go fɛt wit maynd!
  Rising fɛtman dɛn na mɔnin - .
  Ɛn fɛt wit maynd!
  Di bɔbɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ pwɛl ɛni ami insay tu-tri minit.
  Magarita bin trowe di gift we i nɔ gɛt fut fɔ day bak ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  - Fɔ Gret Rus'!
  Pikin dɛn na so brayt fɛtman dɛn we nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ tramp pan dɛn. Dɛn na so tranga fɛtman dɛn.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin de insay wayl gladi at lɛk ɔltɛm. Ɛn wit dɛn kɔrej, ɔna ɛn kɔrej. Dɛn de fɛt di fasist dɛn lɛk taytan dɛn. Ɛn i klia se di ɛnimi nɔ go pas usay dɛn tinap lɛk rɔk. Sɔntɛm ivin sɔntin we strɔng pas rɔk ɛn monolit.
  Margarita, we bin de faya, bin tɔk se:
  -Wi go bi champions fo di planet,
  Wi na jayant dɛn we de na sɛkɔndari skul!
  Ɛn di titi go lanch di gift fɔ day bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn we dɛn kɔt kɔt. Ɛn i bin krɔs di ɛnimi.
  Dis gyal so kul, yu no go ebul yuz enitin agenst am.
  Sins no we nɔ de fɔ agens skrap. Pan ɔl we, dis nɔto krawd, bɔt na sɔntin we ivin kil ɛn kol.
  Oleg Rybachenko, we de faya, krok:
  - A nɔto bɔy, a na supa bɔy ɛn a go lɔng pas ɔlman na di wɔl!
  Ɛn bak, lɛk se i de trowe wan bolt we de pwɛl tin dɛn we de bɔn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn bak tu Jamani tank dɛn rɔsh togɛda.
  Di yɔŋ man we de fɛt wɔ rili fɛt. Bɔt i fil se i nɔ go ebul fɔ brok di bɔt ya wit wip. Pan ɔl we no tin nɔ de we nɔ gɛt op, jɔs lɛk aw nɔbɔdi nɔ de we nɔ ebul fɔ win.
  Di bɔbɔ mɛmba aw i kam wit ditties fɔ di prɛsidɛnt ilɛkshɔn na Belarus:
  I nɔ intrestin fɔ lisin to nɔs fɔ di siks tɛm, .
  Ɛn a nɔ ɔndastand aw fɔ biliv di "papa"!
  Lukashenko bin prɔmis fɔ bil paradays - .
  Bɔt togɛda wit layt, wi de go na daknɛs!
  Yɛs, i bin chalenj di sistɛm ɛn di kult fɔ pɔsin. Fɔ tru, wetin mek wan kɔntri na Yurop fɔ alaw dikteta, lɛk se na insay di Midul Ij?
  Ɛn Stalin na dikteta bak ɛn insay dis yunivas i de stat wɔ smɔl smɔl fɔ win...
  Di heroic pikin dɛn bin fɛt fɔ tri dez mɔ. Dis tɛm ya, di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Kazan ɛn tek Ufa.
  Fɛt bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi apin na di Krɛmlin sɛf. Fo witch gyal pikin dɛn bin fɛt wit di Nazi dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz sɔd ɛn tint disk fɔ trowe, ɛn dɛn nɔ bin gɛt fut.
  Di Krɛmlin bin pwɛl bad bad wan bikɔs dɛn bin de shel am frɔm Sturmlevs, Sturmtigers, bɔm dɛn ɛn big big kanɔn dɛn.
  Na tru se Stalin insɛf stil de na Svɛdlɔvsk. Ɛn di tin dɛn we de apin na di USSR tan lɛk se i nɔ gɛt op igen. Bɔt di Rɛd Ban stil de flay oba di kapital siti na Rɔshia, we min se nɔto ɔltin dɔn lɔs!
  Pipul dɛn biliv se chenj de kam!
  Natasha kɔt di Arab insay af. I trowe wan disk wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i de swɛt:
  - Glori to di Fadaland we nɔ de day! Hitler nɔ go ebul fɔ brok wi!
  Zoya bin slash di fasist bak wit tu sab ɛn chirp:
  - Nɔ, nɔ brok wi!
  Afta dat, in fut we nɔ gɛt natin bin trowe wan disk we de kil di Nazi dɛn.
  Ɛn tu-tri blak fɛtman dɛn bin fɔdɔm frɔm di Krɛmlin wɔl we bin dɔn pwɛl.
  Neks, Ɔrora bin faya. I nɔ bin de shot bɔku tɛm, bɔt i bin de shot kɔrɛkt wan. Ɛn afta dat, i bin de yuz in sab dɛn. Ɛn sta dɛn ɛn shap tin swastik dɛn bin de flay frɔm in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn na ya Svetlana go trowe wan shap disk wit in bare leg ɛn rip di Fritz insay pis. Dɔn i go siŋ se:
  - Kolovrat, Evpatiy Kolovrat - difenda fɔ di Fada Land, Perun in sojaman!
  Kolovrat na di wɔl! Evpatiy Kolovrat we de na di wɔl! Di Heroes of Rus" de ring di alarm!
  Wi ɔl 4 de fɛt na ya. Klosap ɔl Mɔsko dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi tek, ɛn di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz fɔ fɛt tin dɛn dɔn dɔn. Rɔshian bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn ɔl tu de day. Bɔt dɛn nɔ de giv ɔp. Pan ɔl we aw lɔng di siej dɔn te?
  Di gyal pikin dɛn we de na di Krɛmlin wɔl de fɛt. Lɛk hiro dɛn. En no mata Disemba dem de barefut en wear onli bikini. Bɔt dɛn nɔ de fil di kol. Bifo dat, dɛn ɛnaji kin jɔs bɔku.
  Ɛn shap, rili flat disk dɛn kin flay kɔmɔt na mi fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. We de tear di fɔrin sojaman dɛn na di Wehrmacht.
  Di wɔman dɛn kin fɛt lɛk hiro dɛn we de fɛt wɔ. Ɛn wit di minimum klos. Dɛn kayn fayn fayn pipul dɛn ya nɔ kin shem fɔ di big big tank dɛn we di E ɛn AG siriɔs, ɔ ɔda bad bad tin dɛn we di Nazi dɛn dɔn mek.
  No gyal pikin na sɔntin we go ebul fɔ win ɛni kayn fasist. Ivin if i pafɛkt lɛk aw i de na dis wɔl.
  Natasha slash wit in sɔd, trowe disk wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, kɔt di Nazi dɛn ɛn siŋ se:
  - Aw i fayn fɔ liv na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn kɔntri,
  Ɛn i rili fayn fɔ krɔs di Wehrmacht!
  Zoya, we bin de rɔn di mil wit sab, bin tɔk se:
  - Di Wehrmacht dɔn bi penful strɔng! Naw wi dɔn ɔlrɛdi de fɛt fɔ di Krɛmlin!
  Ɛn di titi trowe wan sta wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn i slap di Kraut dɛn.
  Dɔn i bin siŋ se:
  - Dis na wayl hunt fɔ ɛnimi dɛn!
  En den der"s Aurora in fait. Na big big gyal we gɛt rɛd ia ɛn we kol. We di briz kin blo insay di kol sizin, in ia we gɛt kɔpa rɛd kin flay lɛk fɛt flag. Nɔ, da kayn gyal pikin de nɔ go bɛn to ɛnibɔdi.
  Ɛn frɔm we i trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, wan shap disk we de kɔt bɔdi ɛn blɔd de flay.
  I kin kɔt di bɔdi fɔ di wan dɛn we de agens am. Ɛn Ɔrora ala se:
  - Mi na wan supa klas gyal!
  Aw Svetlana kin luk we dɛn de fɛt?
  Dis blant tɛrminatɔ na jɔs wan dɛbul faya ɛn wan big big briz we de dɔnawe wit am.
  Ɛn bak wan sɔprayz we de kil pɔsin de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn di titi de na ful throttle insay di fɛt.
  Dɛn ɔl 4 de fɛt. Ɛn i nɔ fɔ tɔn bak ɛn giv ɔp.
  Dem na fo witch - jos super! Wan rial kwata we de pwɛl ɔltin ɛn ɔlman!
  Di wɔri pipul dɛn kin ol di say we dɛn de fɛt. Bɔt di Krɛmlin big ɛn i nɔ ebul fɔ tinap ɔlsay. Di fɔs dɛn nɔ ikwal atɔl.
  Natasha bin tɔk wit anɔyntmɛnt se:
  - Wi de kil, nɔto fɔ win!
  Ɛn di titi trowe kil chaj bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Zoya bin tɔk di rayt we as i de kɔt in ɛnimi:
  - Yu nɔ go ebul fɔ win ɔltin... Pas nɔmɔ na kɔmpyuta gem!
  Ɛn di titi we gɛt gold ia trowe di day disk bak.
  Ɔrora, we bin de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn wit sab, bin de chirp:
  - Viktri, a biliv se, go bi wi yon! Insay di nem fɔ di Oli Rɔshia!
  Ɛn frɔm we i trowe in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, wan gift we de pwɛl pɔsin de flay.
  Ɛn di Nazi dɛn we dɛn dɔn kɔt kin fɔdɔm.
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana de fɛt. Kɔt di fasist dɛn wit in trowe dɛn. Ɛn i de du tin wit sɛns we pasmak, ɔ ivin we nɔ gɛt ɛnd. In fut dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin kin so kwik. Ɛn dɛn de sho se dɛn dɔn pwɛl bad bad wan.
  Ɛn afta dat, di titi de siŋ se:
  - Glori to di Fadaland ɛn nyu wɔl dɛn!
  Ɛn bak di sɔprayz fɔ day de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn na ya Natasha de fɛt bak. Ɛn i kɔt di Kraut dɛn, rɔsh lɛk kɔmɛt. Ɛn i de ala na di tap pat na in lɔng dɛn:
  - Glori to di big big Fadaland!
  Ɛn in sɔd dɛn kin flay ɔp lɛk pɔsin we de kɔt lawn.
  Ɛn di titi kin ivin bigin fɔ siŋ:
  - Glori to Rɔshia sote go,
  Wi drim go kam tru!
  Ɛn di titi gi wan shap bumɛrang wit in bare il. Ɛn i twist rawnd ɛn kɔt wan duzin blak ɛn dak ed dɛn.
  Na tru se nɔto di Jamani pipul dɛn kil di gyal pikin dɛn, bɔt na di kɔlonial yunit dɛn we dɛn bin de yuz agens dɛn. Bɔt ivin dis kin mek i kol mɔ fɔ di wɔri pipul dɛn.
  Dɛn kin spak ɛn dɛn kin ple ple.
  Natasha kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn bak. Ɛn i kin trowe sɔntin lɛk dat wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Ɛn i go ala lawd wan:
  - Stalin ɛn glori!
  Ɛn afta dat, Zoya. Na di sem tin lɛk fɔ fri sɔntin we de kil pɔsin. Ɛn in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin bin de spit di mɛsej bɔt day.
  Ɛn di wɔman de ala ala se:
  - I nɔ de mek pɔsin fred fɔ day fɔ Mamaland lɛk wi yon!
  Ɛn afta dat, Ɔrora sɛf go tek am ɛn go insay di fɛt. Ɛn i go lanch wan boomerang bak wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i go shep di ɛnimi dɛn bak.
  Afta dat i kin siŋ se:
  - Fɔ Sɔviɛt Rus"! Wetin go rul oba di wan ol wɔl!
  Ɛn afta dat, insay di fɛt Svetlana. Dɔn bak, gyal pikin we dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp ɔ slo. Dis na aw i de bit. A jɔs nɔ ebul fɔ sev yu frɔm da kayn wɔriɔ de!
  Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i de trowe paket dɛn we de kil pipul dɛn. Ɛn i de kil in ɛnimi dɛn we i nɔ gɛt ɛni sɔri-at.
  Pan ɔl we leta Yarila kin pre fɔ dɛn. Ɔ sɔntɛm na Pɛrun. Di kiŋdɔm na Chɛnɔbɔg de wet fɔ dɛn afta dɛn dɔn day fɔ sina dɛn! Bɔt i ivin intrestin insay in yon we - wɔ de go ɔltɛm! Ɛn bɔku bɔku fɛt-fɛt dɛn de! So sɔntɛm wi nɔ fɔ kray fɔ di fate fɔ sina dɛn tu bita?
  Svetlana ivin fil smɔl fani: yu nɔ go ebul fɔ jɛlɔs Kristian dɛn - dɛn go depriv bɔku gladi at sote go. Ivin wetin dɛn bin gɛt na planɛt Wɔl.
  Eh, misɛf sina dɛn! Ɛn ivin mɔ ɔnaful pipul dɛn we de du wetin rayt!
  Ɛn di titi trowe di gift fɔ day bak wit in fut we dɛn kɔt ɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. Dɔn i se:
  - Di wɔl go bi wi yon! Glori to Rɔshia!
  Natasha mek wan triplɛ bɔtaflay wit in sɔd dɛn ɛn i bin de chip:
  - Mek glori we go de sote go de fɔ big Rɔshia!
  Ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin go trowe sɔntin we de kil ɛn we nɔ gɛt wan kɔmpitishɔn. Afta dat di gyal in bare il hit di blak man in fɔɛd, i nak am ɛn fayv ɔda Arab dɛn kɔmɔt na di wɔl.
  Neks wan na di fɛt na Zoya. Natin nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp am. I de fɛt Hitlɛr in bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Ɛn i de rul wan triplɛ mil. Di sojaman dɛn kɔt dɔŋ we i fɔdɔm.
  Afta dat di titi se:
  - Eternal Rus' go de wit Svarog!
  Ɛn i kin wink pan in patna dɛn.
  Di nɛks pɔsin we go fɛt na Ɔrora. I bin rɔsh lɛk panta. I bin kɔt ɔlman. Ɛn wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin i lans di gift fɔ day. I bin kɔt bɔku fasist dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - Fɔ di ays fɔm fɔ di Fadaland!
  Ɛn afta dat, Svetlana bin go insay di fɛt. Aw i de kɔt in ɛnimi dɛn. Ɛn i kin biev rili dash.
  Afta dat di gift fɔ day de flay frɔm in fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn i kin kɔt di Nazi dɛn gud gud wan, lɛk pɔsin we de kɔt kɔt ia.
  Ɛn di titi de ala se:
  - Mi sɛnti ɛn mi trut! Glori to Gret Rɔshia!
  Yɛs, dis 4 de fɛt rili heroically. Bɔt 4 fayn fayn uman dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut ɛn we lɛf lɛk se dɛn nekɛd, nɔ ebul fɔ win di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ. Ɛn na so Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm.
  Di gyal pikin dɛn brok kɔmɔt na di kapital siti we dɛn bin kech, ɛn dɛn yuz dɛn sɔd ɛn di klos we dɛn kin wɛr we dɛn nɔ kin si.
  Dɛn kin jɔs ebul fɔ du bɔku tin. Girls of di highest rank, yu no go fain dem long or beautiful.
  Ɛn Ɔleg Raybachenko ɛn Magarita Kɔrshunova bin kɔmɔt na di siti we dɛn bin dɔn kech we nem Gɔki.
  Di Nazi dɛn, i sɔri fɔ no se, dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt sakrifays klos to ɔlsay.
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal pikin waka go ɛn trowe nidul wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin, ɛn kil di Kraut dɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko bin siŋ:
  - Nɔ, di wan we de wach nɔ go fade,
  Di luk we falkɔn, igl gɛt...
  Di pipul dɛn vɔys klia - .
  Di snek go krɔs di wispa!
  
  A biliv se di wan ol wɔl go wek - .
  Fascism go dɔn...
  Ɛn di San go shayn - .
  Di rod we de mek kɔmyunizim layt!
  Magarita bin trowe sɔm nidul dɛn wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin kɔnfɔm se:
  - Nɔ, i nɔ go fade!
  Ɛn i bin faya wan bɔs frɔm wan mashin gɔn, ɛn i bin kɔt tu duzin fasist dɛn.
  Dis na di kayn pikin dɛn. Kul, nɔ de shek shek. Pan ɔl we fɔ tru, dis nɔto da kayn wɔ de. Ɛn dɛn gɛt fɔ rɔnawe.
  Mɔsko bin fɔdɔm, di siti we nem Gɔki bin fɔdɔm. Di Nazi dɛn bin kam fɔdɔm na Kazan. Dis na di las siti na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn we de na di Vɔlga. Di resistans na heroic, bɔt di filin de mɔ ɛn mɔ fɔ nɔ gɛt op.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt mɔ advans pyramidal tank dɛn frɔm di AG siriɔs, we no Soviet wɛpɔn nɔ bin ebul fɔ go insay. Ɛn dis, a fɔ se, rili bad.
  Na we bɔbɔ ɛn gyal pikin dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin de trowe grenade na di trak, na in di Jamani monsta dɛn kin rɔsh. Bɔt wetin jɔs wan man ɛn in wɛf go du we ɔlmost di wan ol wɔl de agens di USSR!
  Oleg Rybachenko trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, i push di AG-50 ɛn AG-75 ed togɛda, dɔn i se:
  - If di fɔt de na rod, .
  Di ɛnimi dɔn bil...
  Wi nid fɔ go rawnd frɔm di riya - .
  Tek am we yu nɔ shot!
  Magarita bin gri wit dis:
  - Fɔ ful pipul dɛn na wɔ na big tin! Ɛspɛshali if di pawa dɛn nɔ ikwal!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin notis se:
  - Ɛn a bin ple di Entente strateji. Wit ikwal wɛpɔn dɛn, i bin pwɛl wan ɔndrɛd ɛn fɔtin milyɔn ɛnimi sojaman dɛn, ɛn na ziro nɔmɔ insɛf lɔs. Dis min se tru taktik yu kin rili fɛt di wan ol wɔl!
  Magarita bin gri wit dis:
  - Kwik kwik wan! Ɛn fɛt ɛn win!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin trowe di nidul leg dɛn wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin. I kil tri duzin fasist dɛn ɛn se:
  - Wi go win insay di nem fɔ Oli Rɔshia!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di gyal kɔntinyu fɔ rɔn... Alas, di fɔs dɛn rili tu nɔ ikwal.
  Ɔl kayn wɛpɔn dɛn bin pwɛl Kazan. Stalin bin tɛl dɛn fɔ ol am te di las drɔp blɔd. Bɔt fɔ tru, di fɛt-fɛt spirit we di Rɛd Ami bin gɛt afta we Mɔsko fɔdɔm, bin tu brok. Ɔlman bin want fɔ day smɔl smɔl. Ɛn di Nazi dɛn tu bɛtɛ pas ɔda wan dɛn pan nɔmba ɛn wɛpɔn dɛn.
  Ɛn dɛn jet plen dɛn de bɔm ɔl di siti ɛn vilej dɛn we di Nazi dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ tek yet.
  Bifo Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova rich na Kazan, dis siti bin fɔdɔm.
  Dɛn bin tek Ufa bak. So pan ɔl we di kol sizin bin tranga, di Nazi dɛn bin muf go na Svɛdlɔvsk.
  Stalin in ɛdkwata bin de de. En samurai bin kam brom det ist. Di Japan pipul dɛnsɛf strɔng.
  Dɛn wɔriɔ dɛn kin denja mɔ - ninja gyal pikin dɛn. Pan ɔl we di kol sizin kin de na Sayberia, dɛn kin rɔsh pas na di sno we dɛn nɔ wɛr fut, ɛn dɛnsɛf kin wɛr swimsuit nɔmɔ. I de mek pɔsin fred fɔ ivin imajin dɛn kayn wɔriɔ dɛn de. Pan ɔl we dɛn rili fayn.
  Na wan pan dɛn gɛt blu ia, ɔda wan gɛt yɔlɔ, wan tɔd wan gɛt rɛd, wan nɔmba 4 gɛt wayt.
  Dɛn pipul ya na di wan dɛn we kin kil pɔsin we fayn pas ɔl. Dɛn kin wok wit wan sɔd ɛn trowe tin disk ɔ chakra pan di sojaman dɛn we de waka. Ɛn ninja dɛn kin trowe tin dɛn we de bɔn pan di tank dɛn - dɛn jɔs tan lɛk pis, bɔt di Soviet tank dɛn we ebi pas ɔl kin flay ay ay wan na di ays ɛn te dɛn.
  Ivin di fɔmidabul IS-7 nɔto sɔntin we de ambɔg ninja gyal pikin dɛn. Dɛn na wɔman dɛn we gɛt ay pozishɔn so dat ivin di gad dɛn nɔ gɛt pawa fɔ fɛt dɛn.
  Na wan ninja gyal we gɛt blu ia, wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin i trowe wan pis ɛn tri Soviet tank dɛn wan tɛm, flay ay ay wan, ɛn bɔm insay pat dɛn.
  Ɛn afta dat, wan gyal pikin de we gɛt yɔlɔ ia ɛn in fut we nɔ gɛt natin, we de trowe wan pis. Ɛn bak, Soviet motoka dɛn kin flay na difrɛn say dɛn ɛn dɛn kin brok brok. Lɛ wi tɔk tru, dis na di kayn wɔriɔ dɛn we de ya - ivin di brayt nayt go de fred bifo dɛn.
  Ɛn na wan ninja gyal we gɛt rɛd ia de na fɛt. Jɔs lɛk aw yu de trowe kil pia wit yu fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn frɔm we dɛn hit am, di klos we di big big IS-12 bin gɛt bin bɔs.
  Dis na di Terminator gyal.
  En den wan ninja gyal wit wait ia. Na di sem we i go tek am, ɛn wit ɔl in trɛnk i go trowe in sɔd dɛn insay di sojaman dɛn na di Rɛd Ami. I go kɔt dɛn ɛn siŋ:
  - A nɔto pathetic bug, ninja, bɔt nɔto tɔl!
  Wans bak, ɔl di 4 gyal pikin dɛn na kilman dɛn na fɛt.
  Di Rɛd Ami de lɔs di wɔ pan ɔl di frɔnt dɛn. Bɔt i stil de tray fɔ fɛt.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova de waka waka na di winta sno. Dɛn na po pikin dɛn we nɔ gɛt fut. Fɔ bɔdi we nɔ de day, frɔst nɔ so bad. Dɛn supaman ya nɔ kin ebul fɔ sik ɔ gɛt kol ɔ frɔstbayt. Bɔt stil, we yu kam nia di Yural, di frɔst nɔ kin fayn ɛn i kin bit pikin dɛn il dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin.
  Oleg bin tɔk wit sɔri at se:
  - Yu nɔ no wetin wɔs - kol ɛn angri, ɔ di rializashɔn se yu oli Mamaland de lɔs!
  Margarita bin tɔk fayn fayn wan se:
  - Fo wi, kol and angri no bi natin... Bot di fact se wi los to di Nazi dem na rili bad!
  Oleg bin gri wit dis:
  - I nɔ go ebul fɔ wɔs! Jɛnɛral wan, wetin mek di Tɔd Rayk kin gɛt mɔ sakrifays na paralel yunivas pas wi yon?
  Magarita bin mek wan asɔmpshɔn we mek sɛns:
  - Bikɔs di fasist dɛn rili strɔng ɛn ɔganayz. Ɛn wi bin laki bɔku tɛm. Ɛspɛshali wit Stalingrad!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin kik wan snobol wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin tɔk se:
  - Yes, wi bin rili laki wit Stalingrad! Di Fritz dɛnsɛf bin stupid wan go insay di trap!
  Margarita bin kol:
  - Tray nɔ fɔ gɛt prɔblɛm, .
  Fɔ mek yu nɔ kɔnfyus ɛn lɔs...
  I go nid fɔ gɛda wan nikɛl fɔ wan peni, .
  Ɛn bifo dat, yu fɔ bɔn yu bak!
  Di pikin dɛn we bin de na di rod bin atak wan grup we na fasist dɛn. I pas wan ɔndrɛd sojaman dɛn we dɛn kil. Dɛn bin lɛf wan pan dɛn as slev. Magarita fos di yɔŋ man fɔ kis in fut we rili elastik, we bin rɛd bikɔs ɔf di kol. I bin du am wit obe. Ɛn i bin tɔk se di Jamani dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi kam nia Svɛdlɔvsk ɛn dɛn de rawnd am.
  Oleg bin notis se:
  - I strenj se mi ɛn yu, Magɔt, de fast, bɔt sɔm kayn we wi de muv lɛk ɔdinari pipul ɔ ivin slo!
  Magarita bin gri se:
  - Dɛn kech am insay wan wef we dɛn dɔn win! I tan lɛk se na dis yunivas ɔlman de agens di USSR. Ivin nature ɛn spes!
  Dɔn Oleg bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin if na trivial fɔ wi fɔ kil Hitler?
  Magarita shek in ed bad bad wan:
  - Di haypawitch nɔ gi wi da kayn ɔda de! So mek wi du witout amateur performances. Apat frɔm dat, wetin dis go du?
  Oleg Rybachenko bin ansa wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - Kwik bɔku tin! Pantap dat, Fuhrer, dis na di Fuhrer na Afrika tu!
  Magarita bin tɔk se:
  - Lɛ wi fɛt na di frɔnt fɔ naw, ɛn afta dat wi go si bɔt Hitler! As dem se - hurry up witout rushing!
  Oleg bin siŋ:
  - Spid gud, nɔ brok di chisel... Di man nɔto wudpɛk, ɛn i dɔn kray kwik kwik wan!
  Di bɔbɔ ɛn di titi rɔn wit ɔl dɛn trɛnk. Ɛn wi bin ebul fɔ rich na Svɛdlɔvsk. Ɛn dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt fɔ di siti we di Nazi dɛn bin de atak.
  Di atak dɛn bin fala wan afta di ɔda wan.
  Di pikin dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut. Magarita wɛr klos, ɛn Ɔlɛg Raybachenko na jɔs bɔbɔ we wɛr shɔt. Bɔt dɛn bin de fɛt lɛk rial hiro dɛn we nɔ de bɛn.
  Oleg trowe di nidul wit in fut finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin, i chuk di Fritz na in trot ɛn chirp:
  - Wi nɔ go giv ɔp wan inch land!
  Magarita bin trowe wan grenade wit in fut we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de swɛt:
  -Nɔto wan drop, nɔto wan inch, nɔto wan sɛntimita!
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan titi bin fɛt we di ples kol. Ɛn ɔda payɔnia dɛn bin de wit dɛn. Ɛn bɔku pan dɛn bak nɔ gɛt fut, pan ɔl we di ples kol bad bad wan. Ɛn if di pikin dɛn we nɔ de day nɔ de fred di wayl frɔst, at ɔl dɛn nɔ go ebul fɔ du dɛn bad, dat min se i rili denja fɔ ɔdinari pikin dɛn.
  Na wan payɔnia we nɔ wɛr fut, we ivin in finga dɛn bin blu bikɔs di kol bin kol, in tit dɛn bin kol, ɛn in jaw bin swel. Di bɔbɔ de fil pen bad bad wan. Bɔt pan ɔl dis, i vɛks bad bad wan tek wan bɔnch grenade ɛn trowe dɛn ɔnda wan Nazi tank, ɛn insɛf fɔdɔm, ɛn mashin gɔn bɔs am.
  Dis na brayt bɔbɔ...
  Ɔ wan titi, we in fut we nɔ gɛt natin de shayn lɛk skarlet pɔpi, de push wan mayn ɔnda di trak dɛn fɔ Jamani mastodon dɛn. I day insɛf, ɛn i de ala se:
  - Fɔ di Mama Land ɛn Stalin!
  I kin rili pen fɔ de na yu fut nɔmɔ insay di kol sizin, na Sayberia, we bɔdi we nɔ de day nɔ de protɛkt yu.
  Ivin Ɔlɛg ɛn Magarita nɔ kin gladi so fɔ de af-af nekɛd we di ples kin kol bad bad wan. Bɔt dɛn kin smayl ɛn siŋ, bikɔs dɛn want fɔ mek di man dɛn gladi:
  - Eh, frost, frost, nɔ friz mi,
  Nɔ friz mi! Mi ɔs! Mi ɔs!
  Wait-maned!
  Di bɔy ɛn gyal pikin dɛn, we bin de shek dɛn rɛd ɛn blu leg bikɔs ɔf di bita kol, bin de siŋ se:
  - Snow nɔ go stɔp wi! Di frɔst nɔ go win wi! Wi na di payɔnia dɛn fɔ di Kraut dɛn! Dɛn go bit di fasist bad bad wan!
  Pikin dɛn kin fɛt fayn! Bɔt di pawa dɛn tu nɔ ikwal. Stalin bin rɔnawe frɔm Svɛdlɔvsk we dɛn bin dɔn rawnd ɛn go na Novosibirsk. Bɔt di Japan pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi de kam nia dis siti frɔm di ist. Sɔntɛm, dɛn nɔ de fred ivin di frɔst we de na Sayberia.
  Mek di wɔ kam dɔn.
  Bɔt di payɔnia dɛn nɔ kin giv ɔp. Ɛn ivin we tin nɔ izi, pikin dɛn kin siŋ wit maynd;
  Wi na payɔnia, pikin dɛn fɔ kɔmyunizim - .
  Faya, tɛnt ɛn ɔn we de ring!
  Di invayshɔn fɔ damn fasist - .
  We de wet fɔ mek dɛn win am bad bad wan!
  
  Wetin wi bin lɔs pan dɛn fɛt-fɛt ya?
  Ɔ yu bin gɛt am we yu bin de fɛt wit di ɛnimi?
  Wi bin de bi jos pikin fo di wold - .
  Ɛn naw di wɔman dɛn na di Mama Land!
  
  Bɔt Hitlɛr bin tek wan stɛp fɔ go na wi kapital siti, .
  Di wata we bin de fɔdɔm bin drɔp bɔku bɔku bɔm dɛn!
  Wi na di Fatherland, ivin fayn pas di skay -
  Naw di san we de go dɔŋ we gɛt blɔd dɔn kam!
  
  Wi go ansa agreshɔn harshly - .
  Pan ɔl we dɛnsɛf, i sɔri fɔ no se dɛn smɔl!
  Bɔt di sɔd de na wan titi we nɔ gɛt bɛtɛ trɛnk in an - .
  I strɔng pas Setan in sojaman dɛn!
  
  Mek di tank dɛn rɔsh avalanche afta avalanche, .
  Ɛn wi sheb di rayf to tri pipul dɛn!
  Mek di polis meanly aim na di bak, .
  Bɔt di Oli Gɔd go pɔnish dɛn bad bad wan!
  
  Wetin wi bin disayd? du di wok fɔ pis - .
  Ɛn fɔ dat, alas, a bin gɛt fɔ shot!
  Di kol at dɔn ɔlrɛdi et.
  Vaylɛns ɛn gudnɛs de bak!
  
  Mi ɛn di gyal de rɔn barefut togɛda - .
  Pan ɔl we sno dɔn fɔdɔm, i de bɔn sno we de rɔn lɛk kol!
  Bɔt dɛn nɔ gɛt ɛni fred, pikin dɛn no - .
  Dɛn go drɛb di fasist insay di kɔfin wit bulɛt!
  
  So dɛn kil wan wikɛd kɔmpin we na Krauts, .
  Ɛn di ɔda wan dɛn we de fred de rɔn!
  Wi de pwɛl infantri lɛk skata na fɛt - .
  Yɔŋ sɔmda nɔto sɔntin we de ambɔg wi!
  
  Viktri na achivment, go bi in May, 2019.
  Naw di sno we de blo na sno we gɛt tik ɛn at!
  Di bɔbɔ nɔ gɛt fut, in sista nɔ gɛt fut, .
  Pikin dɛn bin de sɛlibret dɛn praymɛnt wit rag!
  
  Usay dɛn pawa ya kɔmɔt insay wi - .
  Fɔ bia di pen, di kol, da nid de!
  We in padi mɛzhɔ di bɔt ɔf di grev, .
  We mi padi de kray, a de day!
  
  Krays blɛs wi payɔnia dɛn, .
  I se, na Gɔd dɔn gi yu di Fada land!
  Dis na di fɔs fet we ɔlman gɛt, .
  Soviet, oli kɔntri!
  Ɛn dɛn kin day wit smayl na dɛn lip. Pikin dɛn nɔ no wikɛdnɛs... Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova bin fɛt fɔ wan ol wik. Bɔt Svɛdlɔvsk bin fɔdɔm. Pat pan di garison bin sɔrɛnda - fil se di sityueshɔn nɔ gɛt op. Na di payɔnia dɛn nɔmɔ nɔ bin gri fɔ giv-ɔp.
  Ɛn wan anful brayt, barefut gyal dɛn bin mek wan desperate breakthrough. Dɛn bin rɔn tru di sno we bin de drɛb, ɛn dɛn bin rili blu bikɔs ɔf di bad bad kol. Ɛn dɛn day ɔnda mashin gɔn ɛn kanɔn.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita dɛnsɛf bin rili skrach, bɔt dɛn bin stil rɔnawe kɔmɔt na Svɛdlɔvsk. Afta dat wi bin muf go na Novosibirsk. Frɔst, winta, lɔng nɛt.
  Wan bɔbɔ ɛn wan gyal pikin de rɔn, dɛn at pwɛl ɛn dɛn vɛks bad bad wan.
  Margarita bin notis se:
  - Wan haypawitch kin ɛp dis wɔl! If nɔto dat, di Nazi dɛn win! Dis na rili injɔstis we ɔlman de du!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin jomp ay, twist insay wan sɛvin-fol sɔmsal, ɛn i bin rili mek sɛns fɔ tɔk se:
  - Na smɔl jɔstis de na di wɔl atɔl! Fɔ ɛgzampul, wetin mek ol pipul dɛn kin sɔfa? Pantap dat, na lɛk ɔlman we nɔ gɛt ɛnitin fɔ du wit am! Ɛn we pɔsin yɔŋ, i kin smok, drink, ɛn ivin du tin we wɔs, ɛn i kin gɛt wɛlbɔdi! Usay di jɔstis we ol pipul dɛn de sɔfa?
  Magarita bin gri wit dis wantɛm wantɛm:
  - No jɔstis nɔ de na di yunivas!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin aks sɔm kayn we we nɔ gɛt sɛns:
  - Ɛn usay Gɔd de luk?
  Magarita, dis titi we nɔ wɛr fut ɛn we wɛr ol klos, bin tɔk se:
  "Sɔntɛm wisɛf fɔ tan lɛk gɔd so dat jɔstis go rul na di wɔl!" Dis na di sɛns we di Wan we mek ɔltin gɛt!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin kɔnfyus wit kɔnfidɛns se:
  - A biliv se wi go gi layf bak to di wan dɛn we dɔn day!
  Di tɛrminatɔ gyal kɔnfyus:
  - Yes, a biliv pan dis, fɔ tru!
  Di pikin dɛn rɔn go na Novosibirsk ɛn tek pat fɔ difend dis siti.
  Dɛn bin fɛt na lɛk di las big siti we di Rɛd Ami bin de kɔntrol.
  Stalin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de tɔk wit Hitlɛr, ɛn i bin gri fɔ sɔrɛnda if dɛn gɛt garanti fɔ in pasɔnal sef. Di Fuhrer bin rɛdi fɔ dis, mɔ if di pati pipul dɛn bin kol.
  Di Japan pipul dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi atak Novosibirsk frɔm di ist. So i bin tan lɛk se chans nɔ bin de fɔ rɔnawe. Di USSR bin de day.
  Oleg Rybachenko ɛn Margarita Korshunova bin shot di Nazi dɛn ɛn trowe grenade wit dɛn fut we nɔ gɛt natin. Ɛn dɛn bin stil de op fɔ sɔntin.
  Di payɔnia dɛn bin de nia dɛn. We di ples bin rili kol na Sayberia, ɔl di pikin dɛn nɔ bin wɛr fut ɛn dɛn bin wɛr sɔm payɔnia yunifom dɛn we gɛt tay. Dɛn bin day lɛk hiro dɛn.
  Dɛn leg dɛn bin rɛd lɛk di gig dɛn fut, ɛn dɛn finga dɛn bin tɔn blu.
  Bɔt di payɔnia dɛn nɔ bin giv ɔp.
  Dɛn go sɔkdɔm to fasist gɔvmɛnt!
  Oleg Rybachenko bin trowe wan grenade wit in bare boi in fut. I push tri Jamani tank dɛn ed wan tɛm ɛn wispa se:
  - A biliv pan win!
  Magarita bin trowe wan kilman prɛzɛnt bak wit in finga dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin ɛn i bin de chirp:
  - A bin biliv bak, ɛn a go biliv te di ɛnd!
  Ɛn dɛn bin fɛt fɔ di las siti na di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn wit di wamat we dɛn bin gɛt we dɛn nɔ bin gɛt op igen. Ɛn pan ɔl dat, dɛn nɔ bin de go bɛn.
  Oleg Rybachenko, fɔ mek i go gladi fɔ di payɔnia pikin dɛn we bin dɔn lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ i day, i bin siŋ wit big zil;
  Mi na yɔŋ wɔriɔ fɔ Mama Rɔshia, .
  Di pawaful kɔntri, di kɔntri fɔ ɔl di kɔntri dɛn...
  No fayn fayn kɔntri nɔ de na di wan ol wɔl, .
  Stalin bin tay wan tay ɔnda di fɔj!
  Fɔ bi payɔnia na sɔntin we kin mek pɔsin gladi ɛn i kin kɔl am, .
  Afta ɔl, dis min se yu na savant fɔ di kɔntri.
  Ɛn yu kin mek di yunivas bɔku - .
  Fɔ pwɛl di dɛbul-Setan in mashin dɛn.
  We di sɔmda kam insay "41, .
  Di Jun tɛnda de tɛnda fɔ wi...
  Wi nɔ want di rijyɔn fɔ bi po, .
  Fɔ gladi, biliv - dɛn mek di Fada Land!
  Mi ɛn di titi de wet fɔ di Nazi dɛn we de ambush, .
  Bifo dis wi bin gɛt wan mashin gɔn.
  Ɛn fɔ mek Hitlɛr vɛks bad bad wan, .
  Wi skwad win di Nazi dɛn fayn fayn wan!
  Gɛlfrɛn dɛn we nɔ gɛt natin dɔn bi rɔf, .
  Di sno dɔn ɔlrɛdi de chuk ɔnda di bare soles.
  Di kol ɛn di lip dɛn tɔn blu, .
  Bɔt di oli faya de mek wi sol wam!
  Wi de strayk we wi nɔ no di we aw wi ɛnimi dɛn de mɛzhɔ, .
  Wi nɔ de gi yu pis de ɔ nɛt!
  Grenade dɛn kin flay pan di echelon dɛn ɛn tɔn to wan grup, .
  Ɛn di ɔfisa dɛn we gɛt snaypa rayf.
  Di fasist dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛn sɔpɔt ɛnisay, .
  Wi payɔnia, valiant detachment...
  Kapɛl, if yu nid fɔ kɔt mawnten dɛn, .
  Na ya Hitler in tank dɛn de bɔn lɛk kandul.
  Di pipul dɛn bin gɛda wit wan fit fɔ vɛks - .
  Fɔ jɔstis, kɔrej ɛn ɔnɔ.
  Ɛn no rif nɔ de na di si we big big briz kin blo - .
  We go mek wi sidɔm!
  Wi bin go insay Bɛlin, wi jɔyn di Kɔmsomol, .
  Frɔm stomp barefut wit gyal pikin dɛn di wan ol wɔl!
  Wi kin blo di ɔni we win insay ɛvin insay Me, 2019.
  Naw wi brayt sakrifays dɔn bi sote go!
  
  
  
  
  . ALEXANDER DI III LIV SIKST ET IA
  Di tsar bin mek di ɛmpaya strɔng bak pan mɔni biznɛs. No rɔsh ɔ rivɔlɔshɔn nɔ bin de, so di ikɔmi bin de gro ɔltɛm. Ɛn Rɔshia bin gɛt bɔku pipul dɛn bay di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ bikɔs di pipul dɛn we bin de day nɔ bin bɔku ɛn dɛn bin tek di nɔt pat na Chaina ɛn Koria. Ɛn di ami bin big pas am. Ɛn di fɔs layt tank dɛn we bin de insay di siriɔs plen dɛn bin apia, ɛn bɔku plen dɛn we gɛt difrɛn brand dɛn.
  Ɔs, Alɛgzanda di Tɔd nɔ bin liv fɔ si di win we dɛn win di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ, bɔt dis bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi go to Nikolas di Sɛkɔn.
  Di nyu kiŋ bin gɛt strɔng tron, ɔda wɛf, wɛlbɔdi ɛri, tu ɔndrɛd ɛn et milyɔn pipul dɛn, ɛn tu ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn na stet dɛn we pis bin de.
  So yu kin fɛt wit maynd ɛn wit sɛns! Apat frɔm dat, di Rɔshian dɛn gɛt layt tank dɛn bak we gɛt mashin gɔn dɛn, bɔt ebi ebi wan dɛn jɔs dɔn apia. Na Mɛndeliv in pikin bin mek am.
  So yu nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp di kiŋ in ami!
  Nikolas II bin enta di wɔ wit di Jamani ɛn Ɔstrian... Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin kech Galisia, Bukovina, ɛn dɛn bin win di Ɔstrian dɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Fɔs, fɛt-fɛt bin de na Is Prɔshia, bɔt afta dat dɛn bin tek revaŋg ɛn kɔt Kɔnigsbɛg. Di Alis dɛn push di Jamani dɛn fɔ go fa frɔm Paris... Di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn tek Krakow, ɛn we dɛn gɛt wan nɔmba we pas ɔl, pan ɔl we di winta bin de, dɛn kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt, dɛn kam nia Budapest. Jamani bin prɔpos, we dɛn si se di tin de smɛl fɔ win, pis pan mɔdaret tɛm.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin gri fɔ gi Klaipeda ɛn sɔm pan di land dɛn na Polan to Rɔshia, ɛn dɛn bin gri bak fɔ pe fɔ pe fɔ di land dɛn. Dɛn bin gi Frans bak to pat pan di eria we dɛn bin dɔn tek ɔnda Bismak bifo, ɛn smɔl to Denmak.
  Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria bin gi Galisia, we na pat pan Bukovina ɛn Krakow. Bɔt di ɛmpaya nɔ bin fɔdɔm. Rɔshia bin gɛt bak di land dɛn we di Slav dɛn bin gɛt, ɔltin we bin de na Kievan Rus trade, ɛn i bin mek di Kiŋdɔm na Polan bɔku.
  Türkiye ɛn Jepan nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ go insay di wɔ, jɔs lɛk aw Itali bin gɛt. Dat min se, infakt, di Fɔs Wɔl Wɔ nɔ bin apin. So na smɔl skirmish. Nikolas di Sɛkɔn bin mek in pawa strɔng ɛn afta dat i bin rul wit pis fɔ lɔng tɛm.
  Bɔt Rɔshia bin spɛn di wɔ na Afganistan - dɛn bin dɔn sheb am wit di British dɛn. Dɔn dɛn bin sheb Iran wit Briten.
  Na so Rɔshia bin mek in prɔpati dɛn bɔku. Bɔt di ikɔnomi kraysis ɛn di Gret Dipreshɔn we bin apin insay 1929 bin kam... Insay 1931, Jepan, we bin gɛt wanwɔd wit Tɛki, bigin fɔ fɛt wɔ agens Tsarist Rɔshia. Bɔt fɔ tru, na fɔ kil insɛf. Di Tsarist flet we bin de na di Pasifik we Kolchak bin de kɔmand bin win di Japan pipul dɛn. Ɛn di ami we bin de na grɔn injɔnal bin strɔng pas am bɔku tɛm.
  Wi kin tɔk di sem tin bɔt di Turks dɛn. I klia se dɛn bin klaym agens di rɔng ɛnimi.
  Tsarist Rɔshia bin ebul fɔ land sojaman dɛn ɛn tek Jepan. Ɛn afta dat, di Rɔshian sojaman dɛn bin dɔn tek Tɛki. Na so di tɛm we di Ɔtoman Ɛmpaya bin de dɔn.
  Ɛn Tsa Nikolas II bin mek in glori ɛn pawa we Rɔshia gɛt mɔ ɛn mɔ. Dis empara we gɛt glori bin rul te 1936 ɛn i day bak we i ol siksti-ɛit ia.
  Na Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn bin tek in ples. In jɛnɛral, wan kɔmplit wɛlbɔdi man we ol tati tu ia. In mama bin difrɛn, so Alɛgzanda di Tɔd nɔ bin alaw di mared we go kil am.
  Alɛksi II bin dɔn fɔ win Saudi Arabia bay we i sheb am wit Briten.
  Wilhelm II bin rul na di tron na Jamani te 1941. Dis kiŋ bin de rul fɔ fifti wan ia! I dɔn te we i dɔn te!
  Bɔt naw in pikin Fɛdinand de na di tron. Nɔ ivin smɛl lɛk Hitlɛr. Ɔda stori.
  Pis stil de. Dɛn bin sheb ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Mussolini bin win Itiopia.
  Natin nɔ de fɔ sheb pas dat... Bɔt Briten de go tru tranga tɛm. Ɛn i de insay wan prɔblɛm we gɛt fɔ du wit mɔni biznɛs.
  Ɛn so Fɛdinand bin prɔmis to Alɛksi di Sɛkɔn fɔ sheb di prɔpati dɛn we Frans ɛn Briten bin gɛt we dɛn bin de rul. Laik, rili, aw yu kin luk pan dɛn land ya.
  So, Mussolini, Ferdinand ɛn Alexei II bin put dɛn agrimɛnt togɛda.
  Bɔt fɔ tru, Rɔshia, bay dis tɛm, bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi ebul fɔ win ɔlmost ɔl Chaena ɛn i bin dɔn strɔng pas ɛni ɔda pɔsin bɔku tɛm na di ikɔmi, pan soja biznɛs, ɛn pan pipul dɛn.
  Tsar Alexei bin gri, in jɔnal, dis prɔpɔzal ɛn disayd se dɛn go bigin togɛda.
  Fɛdinand nɔ bin yɔŋ igen. Ɛn i bin de tek tɛm.
  Bɔt, insay Me 15, 1945, wɔ bigin. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin muf bak
  Agens Beljiɔm...
  Ɛn di tsarist ami bin pas na di say dɛn we British bin de rul ɛn rɔsh pas na Ijipt.
  Rɔshia bin gɛt tɛn milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn fayv ɔndrɛd divishɔn dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt kɔnfidɛns
  I bin win. I bin tan lɛk se nɔbɔdi nɔ go ebul fɔ stɔp am.
  Insay tu mɔnt, di tsarist ami bin tek India, di sawt pat na Iran, di British prɔpati dɛn na Saudi Arabia, Ijipt, Sudan, ɛn bɔku pat dɛn na Indochina.
  Bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin jɔs ebul fɔ tek Bɛljiɔm, ɛn dɛn bin stɔp dɛn na di say dɛn we dɛn kin kam nia Paris. Ɔland insɛf bin go insay di wɔ.
  Tsarist Rɔshia fɔ tu mɔnt bak bin tek di prɔpati dɛn we Briten bin gɛt na Eshia ɛn dɔn Indonishia. Dɔn i land na Ɔstrelia ɛn muf go na Afrika.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin tray fɔ tek Paris, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin atak dɛn. Bɔt, di wɔ bin de lɔs. Itali bin tek di Afrikan prɔpati dɛn bak we Briten ɛn Frans bin gɛt.
  Na insay di mɔnt we mek fayv nɔmɔ di tsarist sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ kam na Yurop. Di fɛt bin stil de apin na Afrika ɛn Ɔstrelia, bɔt i bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi dɔn. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria, we bin wik bad bad wan bikɔs dɛn bin lɔs dɛn land, dɛnsɛf bin go insay di wɔ na di say we di kɔlishin bin de.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek Ɔland. Ɛn dɛn bin mek dɛn pozishɔn bɛtɛ.
  Fɔ tu mɔnt bak, di Tsarist Rɔshia bin dɔn fɔ tek Ɔstrelia ɛn Afrika. Ɛn na di ɛnd insay Novɛmba nɔmɔ, jɔs insay di frɔst, wan nyu atak we Jamani ɛn Rɔshia sojaman dɛn bigin fɔ fɛt, ɛn dɛn pas Paris.
  Insay dis kes, di fɔs dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi tu nɔ ikwal. Dɛn bin win di Frɛnch-Inglish sojaman dɛn. Ɛn dɛn dɔn rawnd Paris.
  Ɛn pan Nyu Ia De di garison bin kapitul... Dɔn di tsarist ɛn Jamani sojaman dɛn bin kech ɔl Frans insay tri wiks. Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ bɔm Briten... Ɛn di kɔlishin bin kech ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul.
  Briten insay Me 1946, we bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi nɔ gɛt blɔd ɛn bɔm dɛn bin dɔnawe wit am
  Dɛn dɔn kapitul am.
  Na so wan ɔda big wɔ bin dɔn. Rɔshia bin tek klos to ɔl di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul fɔ insɛf. Jamani nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ tin fɔ it, Itali bin grap sɔntin, ɛn Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria bin gɛt wan simbolik pat.
  Pan ɔl we di Jamani dɛn bin de ɛkspɛkt big big kɔloni dɛm, ɛn dɛn bin gɛt bɔku smɔl, na Mɔrokɔ nɔmɔ, bɔt Jamani bin inklud insay in kɔmpɔzishɔn: Bɛljiɔm, Ɔland, ɛn Frans to Pɔt di Kalɛs.
  Apat frɔm dat, di tsarist Rɔshia bin gi di Jamani dɛn bak na Namibia ɛn di tin dɛn we bin de bifo.
  In shot, wi somhow sort am out and mek pis...
  Pis kam... Insay 1953, Rɔshia bin gɛt atɔmik bɔm, ɛn wan ia afta dat, Jamani bin gɛt am bak. Amɛrika bin gɛt nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn insay 1960.
  So, wan balans fɔ fred bin kam.
  Ɛn insay 1955, di fɔs Rɔshian man we bin de go na di skay bin flay go na di spes, ɛn i bin de rawnd wan bɔl. Ɛn insay 1961, di Rɔshian dɛn put fut pan di mun.
  Ɛn insay 1983, i bin go na Mas! Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin flay go na di mun insay 1971, ɛn di Jamani dɛn bin flay insay 1984. Ɔstria-Ɔŋgaria ɛn Jamani bin jɔyn to wan stet. Swidan ɛn Nɔwe bin bi pat pan Rɔshia wit ɔtonomi ɛn sɛlf-gɔvmɛnt.
  Ɔda kɔntri dɛn bin lɔs dɛn indipɛndɛns smɔl smɔl.
  Insay 1987, Rɔshian pipul dɛn we de go na di skay bin flay go na Venus. Insay 1992, i bin go na Mɛksiko. Ɛn insay 1999 to Pluto.
  Dɛn dɔn sabi di solar sistem fayn fayn wan.
  Tri nyuklia ɛmpaya dɛn bin kɔmɔt: Gret Jamani, Amɛrika ɛn Gret Rɔshia.
  Alɛksi II bin day bak we i ol siksti-ɛit ia insay 1972. In pikin we nem Alɛgzanda we na di nɔmba 4 bin tek in ples. Dis kiŋ bin ol fɔti wan ia di tɛm we i bin go na di tron. I sɔri fɔ no se Alɛgzanda di Fɔs bin liv fɔ siksti-ɛit ia ɛn i day insay 1999. Ɛn in pikin we nem Vladimir di Tɔd bin go na di tron. Insay 2013, dɛn bin sɛlibret 400 ia we di Romanov famili bin de rul.
  Fɔ naw, Rɔshia dɔn tinap tranga wan. Bɔt Jamani ɛn USA stil de as in kɔmpitɛt dɛn na di wɔl. Di Tsarist Empire, togɛda wit di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul, bin gɛt smɔl pas af pan di wɔl in teritɔri ɛn pas tu-tɛd pan di pipul dɛn na di wɔl. Rɔshia strɔng, bɔt nɔto di wangren wan yet.
  Rules Russia, Vladimir di tɔd wan insay 2019 i rich siksti sɛvin ia. Bɔku pipul de wɔnda if i go liv, lɛk di kiŋ dɛn we bin de bifo, fɔ siksti-ɛit ia ɔ i go ambɔg dɛn strenj kɔynsidɛns ya?!
  Insay da tɛm de, dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn we de agens nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn na Rɔshia. I klia se nyuklia wɛpɔn nɔ go de, ɛn Rɔshia go ebul fɔ bia wit Jamani ɛn Amɛrika fayn fayn wan. I gɛt mɔ pipul dɛn ɛn mɔ sojaman dɛn. Ɛn di kwaliti fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn bɛtɛ!
  Bɔt fɔ naw, nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn de, ɛn dɛn nɔ dɔn win ɔltin yet. Bɔt dɛn de mek wɛpɔn dɛn we de fɛt nyuklia wit ɔl dɛn at, so sɔm chans dɛn de fɔ mek dɛn win.
  
  FƆL NA GIBRALTAR
  Di Spanish dikteta we nem Franco, nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, i bin gri fɔ mek di Jaman sojaman dɛn atak di Inglish fɔt we nem Jibraltar. Fɔ chenj, Spen bin gɛt sɔm British ɛn Frɛnch land dɛn na Afrika.
  Di atak we Mainstein bin de kɔmand bin apin na nɛt frɔm Novɛmba 25, 1940 to Novɛmba 26. As i kam fɔ bi, di British dɛn nɔ bin rili rɛdi fɔ dis kayn soja muv ɛn di Nazi dɛn bin ebul fɔ tek dis kayn pawaful fɔt frɔm wan swoop.
  Di we aw i fɔdɔm bin gɛt bɔku chenj dɛn we di wɔ bin de go. Di Wehrmacht bin ebul fɔ transfa sojaman dɛn fɔ di shɔt distans fɔ go na Afrika, ɛn dɛn bin blok di British dɛn fɔ kam insay di Mɛditarenian Si frɔm di Is.
  Di Jaman kɔmand bin sɛn sɔm divishɔn dɛn na di ekwetorial Afrika. Apat frɔm dat, dɛn bin transfa Rommel in kɔp to Libya, sɔm mɔnt bifo di rial tin.
  Di British dɛnsɛf bin lɛf fɔ fɛt di Italiyan dɛn na Itiopia ɛn bigin fɔ mek dɛn pozishɔn strɔng na Ijipt. Bɔt Rommel bin ebul fɔ go bifo dɛn, ɛn bikɔs ɔf wan strayk bifo dɛn, i bin win di sojaman dɛn we bin de na di kɔntri we dɛn bin de rul, ɛn i bin tek Alɛgzandria ɛn Kairo. Di pozishɔn we Briten bin gɛt na Afrika bin kam fɔ bi mɔ kɔmplikt. Di Jamani dɛn bin dɔn rich na di Suez Kanal ɛn dɛn bin de trɛtin fɔ go bifo mɔ ɛn mɔ na di Midul Is. Apat frɔm dat, chans bin de fɔ muf go na Sudan.
  Na tru se tin nɔ bin de go fayn fɔ di Italiyan dɛn na Gris, bɔt we ɔda sojaman dɛn we kɔmɔt Jamani kam, dat bin mek di tin nɔ apin.
  Hitler bin gɛt wan prɔblɛm: atak di USSR ɔ atak Briten? Di sakses we di Wehrmacht bin mek na Afrika bin mek di sɛkɔn disayd - fɔ gi insɛf fri an na di Wɛst. Pan ɔl we di soja pripia we di USSR bin de pripia bin ful di Fuhrer wit fred.
  Di Rɛd Ami bin de strɔng, bɔt di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin sidɔm nia ɛni wan pan dɛn. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank dɛn insay 1941 bin bɔku tu tɛm we yu kɔmpia am to 1940, ɛn di we aw dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn bin go ɔp lɛk tu ɛn af tɛm so.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin bɔm ɛn land na Mɔlta. Dɔn Romɛl bin brok di difens dɛn ɔl tu na di Suez Kanal ɛn insay Irak, we bin dɔn tɔn agens di British rul. Di Jamani dɛn bin win Kuwait ɛn di wan ol Midul Is wit rili izi. Stalin bin fala wan we fɔ wet ɛn si. Bɔt Chɔchil bin trangayes fɔ kɔntinyu di wɔ. Di Wehrmacht, we bin dɔn rich na Iran, bin tɔn to di sawt pat na Afrika.
  Di ia 1941 bin de kam dɔn. Di sabmarin we dɛn bin de mek bin bɔku, ɛn Briten bin lɔs di kɔntri dɛn we dɛn bin de rul. Di US bin biev pasiv wan. Bɔt Jepan nɔ bin ebul fɔ sidɔm de ɛn i bin atak Pɛru Aba Disɛmba 7. Wan nyu wɔ dɔn bigin na di Pasifik. Ɛn Hitlɛr bin gɛt fɔ lɛf di plan bak fɔ atak di USSR.
  Wi nid fɔ ɛp di Japan pipul dɛn, fɔ kech Iran ɛn India, ɛn bak Sawt Afrika. Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na Briten insɛf. Pantap dat, Amɛrikan bɔm dɛn nɔto tɔys. Dɛn kin mek di Third Reich gɛt bɔku prɔblɛm. Ɛn i kin izi fɔ mek dɛn bɔm dɛn frɔm di say dɛn we Briten de.
  So dɛn bin fos di Fuhrer insay 1942 fɔ lɛf di aidia dɛn fɔ atak di Is.
  Risk bin de se Stalin insɛf go opin di frɔnt, bɔt... Yu nid fɔ no Stalin in kɔlchɔ. I rili de kɔntrol insɛf pan fɔrin polisi. Di wɔ wit Finland bin mek di Rɛd Diktatɔ tek tɛm mɔ.
  Wail di USSR de akumulet trɛnk. Di nɔmba fɔ di avieshɔn dɛn we bin de pan Janwari 1, 1942 bin rich tati tu tawzin motoka dɛn, ɛn tank dɛn, pas twɛnti fayv tawzin, ɛn ɔda tri tawzin tanket dɛn. In totɛl, Stalin bin plan fɔ dɔn di rikrutmɛnt fɔ 20 mashin kɔp dɛn, wit wan totɛl nɔmba fɔ tank dɛn we gɛt 32 tawzin motoka dɛn, we 16.5 tawzin pan dɛn na bin di laytst KV dɛn fɔ difrɛn brand ɛn T-34 dɛn. Plɛs, dɛn bin stil de divɛlɔp di T-50 tank dɛn, pan ɔl we di motoka bin tɔn to layt.
  Di Jamani dɛn, we bin de fes di Matilda ɛn sɔm kruza tank dɛn, ɛn we dɛn bin gɛt infɔmeshɔn bak se di British dɛn de mek ebi ebi tank dɛn, dɛnsɛf bigin fɔ mek dɛn yon mastodon dɛn. Fɔs, di "Tiger" wit 88-mm kanɔn, ɛn armored wit 75-mm kanɔn we nɔ go ebul fɔ pas wit lɔng barɛl.
  Infɔmeshɔn bin de bak bɔt aw fɔ bil di Soviet tank dɛn. Di KV-2 tank bin mach na di May Day parede na Rɛd Square, ɛn di tati-fo bin gɛt sɔm data.
  Ɛni we aw i bi, we Speer bin de bifo di Impɛrial Ministri fɔ Am ɛn Amunishɔn, di tin dɛn we dɛn bin de du pan tɛknɔlɔji bin go fast fast. Hitler bin want fɔ gɛt di bɛst tank dɛn na di wɔl, ɛn di wan dɛn we ebi pas am. Bɔt te naw, i klia se Jamani nɔ bin bɛtɛ pas di USSR. Ɔl tu di nɔmba fɔ di motoka dɛn ɛn di kwaliti we dɛn gɛt. Insay Ɔgɔst 1941, dɛn bigin fɔ mek di KV-3 tank. Di motoka bin tɔn aut fɔ bi kwik kwik wan wit 68 tan, bɔt i bin gɛt 107 mm kanɔn wit wan fɔs projɛktayl spid we na 800 mita pan sɛkɔn. Dis bin gi am advantej pas di "Tiger", we, bay di we, dɛn nɔ bin dɔn put am yet fɔ prodyus.
  Di KV-5 bin tɔn to pawaful mɔ, i bin we 125 tan ɛn i bin gɛt tu kanɔn dɛn. Na tru se dis kayn ebi ebi motoka bin mek bɔku prɔblɛm dɛn to di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn sojaman dɛn pas aw i bin gɛt fɔ du wit am. Ɛn insay 1942, dɛn bin tek di KV-4 we we we 107 tan fɔ mek dɛn yuz am. Di USSR kin rayt fɔ proud fɔ in tank dɛn we ebi pas ɔl na di wɔl, ɛn bak di wan dɛn we gɛt pawa pas ɔl.
  Bɔt Jamani dɔn divɛlɔp fayn fayn wan pan avieshɔn. Di Yu-188, we dɛn bigin fɔ mek am, i bin mek wan spid we dɛn kin kɔmpia to di fɛt-fɛt plen dɛn. DO-217 tu bin luk decent. Dɛn bin de mek jet ayrakt dɛn bak tranga wan. Bikɔs na Briten na bin di men pipul dɛn we dɛn bin de atak, dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn mɔ to jet bɔm dɛn pas aw dɛn bin de pe atɛnshɔn to rial istri.
  Di Jamani dɛn bin de yuz slev wok tranga wan. Dɛn bin de kɛr bɔku bɔku blak pipul dɛn kɔmɔt na Afrika. Blak wokman dɛn bin de obe, dɛn nɔ bin de taya, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin sabi du dɛn wok. Dɛn bin de yuz dɛn fɔ du ɔgzilari wok.
  Bɔt we di Jamani dɛn bin de kɔntrol Yurop, dɛn bin ebul fɔ gɛt inof kwalifay wokman dɛn.
  Speer bin ivin ebul fɔ mek Hitlɛr nɔ du wan program fɔ kil di Ju pipul dɛn, bɔt fɔ yuz dɛn fɔ mek plen ɛn ikwipmɛnt dɛn.
  Di bet na fɔ atak Briten wit plen ɛn wan big big wɔ we dɛn bin de fɛt wit sabmarin.
  Bɔt we Amɛrika kam insay di kɔnflikt bin ad ed pen to di Krauts ɛn fos dɛn fɔ inkrisayz di nɔmba fɔ di wulf pak dɛn bad bad wan.
  Dɛn bin fos Jamani fɔ mek dɛn mek bɔm bɔm ɛn stratejik plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ mek plen dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ ple ple. Fɔs, Yu-288 ɛn Yu-488 - wit 4 injin. Bɔt dɛn divɛlɔpmɛnt ɛn fɔ dɔn dɛn bin tek tɛm. Di ME-109 modifyeshɔn "F" bin jɔs bi wan fayn ɛnimi fɔ British motoka dɛn. Bɔt di divɛlɔpmɛnt fɔ di ME-209 nɔ bin wok, jɔs lɛk aw di ME-210 bin du.
  Di XE-177 daiv bɔm sɛf nɔ bin wok. Bɔt Speer bin win bak wit nɔmba dɛn. Apat frɔm dat, di Focke-Wulf bin bi di pawaful fɛtman we i kam pan wɛpɔn dɛn, ɛn i bin kɔmpɛns sɔm pan di wikɛd tin dɛn we di ME-109 bin gɛt. Ɛn di Jaman dɛn flayt skul bin tɔn to bɛtɛ pas di Inglish, ɛn ivin mɔ di Amɛrikin. Insay Me 1942, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Sawt Afrika. Ɛn wan Amɛrikan skwadron bin kam na Madagaska. Di Amɛrikan dɛn bin lɔs di fɛt na Midway: di kapten we bin de na di tɔd rank, we bin ple wan impɔtant pat pan dis fɛt, bin dɔn, i sɔri fɔ no se, na Madagaska. USA bin want fɔ mentɛn wan bays na Afrika ɛn nɔ mek di Nazi dɛn rilaks. Bɔt dis bin mek dɛn pozishɔn na di Pasifik wɔs bad bad wan.
  Na tru se di pipul dɛn na Jepan nɔ bin de du tin di rayt we. Di fɛt fɔ di ayland dɛn we de na Awayi bin kɔntinyu fɔ fɛt.
  Di Nazi dɛn bin gɛt kɔntrol pan Afrika ɛn bɔku bɔku stratejik raw matirial dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin kech India ɛn Iran bak. Di tin dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk de kɔntrol rili bɔku, bɔt dɛn stil nid fɔ dayjɛst.
  Di ɛya fɛt fɔ Briten nɔ so klia. Bikɔs di Jamani dɛn bin de mek plen dɛn ɔltɛm, dɛn bin de put prɛshɔn pan dɛn, bɔt dɛn nɔ bin de rul dɛn ɔl. Di lɔk fɔ stratejik avieshɔn pawa ɛn di ɛp we Amɛrika bin de ɛp am bin gɛt impak bak, ɛn ivin da tɛm de nɔ bin gɛt inɔf sabmarin. Ɛn di mirekul tɔpido we dɛn bin de pin bɔku op dɛn wit bin mek wi at pwɛl.
  Di Fuhrer nɔ bin gɛt maynd fɔ land na Briten insay 1942. Dɛn bin pe atɛnshɔn mɔ fɔ mek di si pawa ɛn di sabmarin bot dɛn strɔng. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin mek plen dɛn we de kɛr plen dɛn ɛn ship dɛn we dɛn kin yuz fɔ fɛt. Naf prodakshɔn kapasiti bin de, bɔt ɔltin bin tek tɛm.
  Klas A balistik mishɔl dɛn bak bin nid fɔ fayn fayn wan. Bɔt dɛn bigin fɔ mek di V-1 rɔbɔt projɛktayl dɛn bɔku bɔku wan. Kar dɛn we nɔ bin dia, we bin de yuz simpul fiul, bin gɛt di bɛnifit we wi nɔ gɛt wan dawt se dɛn nɔ bin nid payɔnia dɛn.
  Hitler, we bin dɔn gɛt akses to di natura risɔs ɛn leba rizɔv we nɔ gɛt limit, i bin want fɔ sev di layf fɔ di Jaman payɔnia dɛn. Di V-1, bikɔs i izi fɔ mek ɛn nɔ gɛt pɔsin, i bin tan lɛk se na di bɛst sɔlvishɔn. Ɛn bɔku bɔku rɔbɔt dɛn we tan lɛk dis dɔn ren na Lɔndɔn frɔm di fɔl insay 1942.
  Na da sem tɛm de, di Jamani dɛn bin mek di Arado jet bɔm ɛn balistik mishɔl dɛn kwik kwik wan.
  Stalin bin kɔntinyu fɔ wet ɛn gɛda trɛnk. Insay 1942, di USSR bin mek fayv ɛn af tawzin nyu KV ɛn T-34 tank dɛn, ɛn lɛk wan tawzin ol brand dɛn, lɛk fayv ɔndrɛd nyu layt T-50 ɛn T-60 ɛn tu ɔndrɛd amfibi tank dɛn. Di plen flet tu don inkri - lek fiftin tausin nyu en ol plen don enta savis. Ivin di payɔnia dɛn bin shɔt. Di prodakshɔn fɔ Katyushas bin de go ɔp smɔl smɔl.
  Nazi Jamani bin mek pas tati tawzin plen dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin lɔs bɔku tin dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt. Di Jamani dɛn bin mek lɛk siks ɛn af tawzin tank dɛn. Mɔs pan ɔl di T-3 ɛn di nyu modifyeshɔn T-4 wit wan lɔng-barɛl 75-mm kanɔn. Dɛn dɔn mek smɔl pas wan ɔndrɛd pan di nyu "Tigers" dɛn, ɛn di "Panthers" dɛn stil na jɔs protɔtayp dɛn.
  Bɔt di MP-44 asɔlt rayf we Schmeister bin disayn bin bigin fɔ kam insay di siriɔs. Difrɛn frɔm di rial stori, dɛn nɔ bin nid fɔ mek di mashin we dɛn tek tɛm tink bɔt di shɔt we di mɛtal dɛn we nɔto fɛro nɔ bɔku. Ɛn dis bin mek dɛn mek wan simpul asɔlt rayf kwik kwik wan, wit alɔy stɛl.
  So di Jamani dɛn bigin fɔ gɛt advantej pan smɔl smɔl gɔn dɛn. Bɔt dɛn bin nid tɛm bak fɔ mek di mashin gɔn ebul fɔ mek ɔl di sojaman dɛn gɔn bak.
  Bɔt insay di sabmarin flet, usay di prodakshɔn bin rich fɔti to fifti sabmarin dɛn ɛvri mɔnt, di Jamani dɛn rili nɔ gɛt ɛni ikwal.
  Sabmarin dɛn we de spid bad bad wan we dɛn de yuz haydrojɛn pɔroksayd fɔ pawa dɔn apia. Di wok we dɛn de du fɔ di nyuklia program bak dɔn go bifo kwik kwik wan. Bɔt gud tin na dat, bɔku tin dɛn de we dɛn kin yuz fɔ du sɔntin. Ɛn ivin di mistek we Jamani fiziks pipul dɛn bin mek se grafayt nɔ fayn fɔ bi mɔdaret nɔ bin tɔn to bad bad tin. Dɛn bin bil bɔku faktri dɛn fɔ mek ebi ebi wata, ɛn wan pan dɛn faktri dɛn de na Afrika.
  So lɛ wi tɔk tru, bɔt di Nazi dɛn nyuklia riaktɔ bin bigin fɔ wok insay Disɛmba 1942. Ivin smɔl bifo di Amɛrika pipul dɛn. Afta dɛn win di Pasifik Oshɔn, siriɔs fɛt-fɛt bigin bitwin dɛn. Ɛn i bin notis se dɛn bin kɔt di mɔni fɔ di nyuklia program.
  Di biginin fɔ 1943, Hitler bin deklare Tɔtɔl Wɔ ɛn di introdɔkshɔn fɔ yunivasal leba savis na di teritɔri dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn ɔkup. Di big big V-1 strayk dɛn pan Lɔndɔn nɔ bin fulɔp fɔ jɔstify dɛnsɛf. Di British dɛn lan fɔ pul sɔm pat pan dɛn kayn atak dɛn de, bɔt di Jamani dɛn bin win pan bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn.
  Bɔt di wɔ we dɛn bin fɛt wit sabmarin bin rili bad fɔ Briten. Di prodakshɔn fɔ wɛpɔn dɛn na di ayland bin fɔdɔm bad bad wan bikɔs dɛn nɔ bin gɛt raw matirial. Di mɛtropɔlis bin de nia fɔ fɔdɔm. Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn bin tek Madagaska, ɛn di Japan pipul dɛn wit di Nazi dɛn bin kam atak Ɔstrelia ɛn dɛn bin ebul fɔ sɔrɛnda kwik kwik wan.
  Pan ɔl we Stalin bin ɔndastand di denja we pɔsin kin yuz fɔ wet ɛn si, i bin kɔntinyu fɔ du wetin rayt to insɛf ɛn i nɔ bin fɛt. I bɛtɛ fɔ lɛ di kapitalis dɛn dɔnawe wit dɛnsɛf te dɛn dɔn. Ɛn wi go wach...
  Bɔt dis taktik bin gɛt in bad tin dɛn bak. We di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz bɔku bɔku tin dɛn, ɛn dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi de rɛdi fɔ fɛt wɔ agens di USSR. Di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk bin rich lɛk 1,200 motoka dɛn ɛvride insay 1943, ɛn dɛn bin ad tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf. Pantap dat, gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf nɔ wik atɔl. "Fɛdinand", "Bɔmbul", "Jagdpanta". We wi tink bɔt se i bin lɛf smɔl fɔ lɛ di Jamani dɛn lɔs pan tank dɛn, dɛn bin ful-ɔp dɛn tank dɛn tu tɛm pas di Rɛd Ami. Ɛn di kwantiti gap pan tɛknɔlɔji fɔ favɔret di USSR bigin fɔ smɔl.
  We i kam pan kwaliti, di Fritz bin gɛt di "Royal Tiger", we i wet we fiba di KV-3, ɛn ivin smɔl pan di pawa we i de go insay bikɔs ɔf di kwaliti we di projɛktayl gɛt ɛn di frɔntal armɔ we strɔng. Wɛl, di supa-hevi Soviet KV-5 ɛn KV-4 tɔn aut fɔ bi rili tɛknikal wan we dɛn nɔ kin abop pan, mɔ dɛn chɛsis. So dɛn bin de dawt di we aw dɛn bin de yuz dɛn kayn monsta dɛn de fɔ fɛt.
  Ɛn Stalin bin ɔda bak fɔ mek dɛn mek di KV-6 wit sɛvin gɔn dɛn ɛn tu rɔket lansa dɛn. Na dɛn mek di motoka. Bɔt i kam fɔ bi se i so ebi ɛn lɔng dat yu nɔ go ebul fɔ kɛr am na tren ɔ put am na fɛt. Di T-34-76 na motoka we rili gɛt sakrifays, bɔt i wik we i de fɛt bifo pas di Panta ɔ Tayga. Ɛn di KV-1 ɛn KV-2 kɔmpia to di Jamani dɛn pan wet, bɔt dɛn smɔl pas di Panthers ɛn Tigers we dɛn de fɛt ed-to-ed. Di Jaman T-4 bin ikwal to di tati-fo in armour ɛn supiriɔr in armament, visibiliti ɛn optiks, ɛn dis wit ikwal wet, ɔ ivin less we yu kɔmpia di modifyeshɔn dɛn we ebi.
  In shot, di Fritz don improve en di kwaliti de up to par. Ɛn di we aw ME-309 ɛn ME-262 bin tan, bin gi advantej pan di kwaliti fɔ avieshɔn. Lɛk di Yu-488, we na di bɛst bɔm we gɛt 4 injin. Ɛn biɛn dɛn, dɛn gɛt jet mɔdel dɛn. Lɛk Yu-287 ɛn Arado.
  Insay Sɛptɛmba 1943, di Nazi dɛn bin dɔn land na Briten fayn fayn wan. Afta tu wiks we dɛn bin de fɛt, Ingland bin giv-ɔp. Ɛn pan ɔl we Chɔchil bin rɔnawe go na Kanada, i bin tan lɛk se di wɔ we bin apin na di Wɛst bin apin.
  Ruzvelt, we bin dɔn lɔs in men padi ɛn we bin de fred di pawa we di Tɔd Rayk gɛt we de gro, bin aks fɔ mek pis de.
  Hitler, afta i dɔn tɔk wit di wan dɛn we bin de wit am, i bin mek wan kɔndishɔn fɔ Amɛrika: fɔ lɛf di nyuklia program ɛn fɔ no ɔl di tin dɛn we dɛn dɔn win Jepan ɛn di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn bak di we aw di sojaman dɛn bin kɔmɔt na Ayland, we di Kraut dɛn bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi rili rawnd wit wan sabmarin grup. Kɔntrol fɔ di Land fɔ di Rising San oba Gai, usay di fɛt nɔ bin dɔn stɔp yet. Apat frɔm dat, Hitlɛr bin aks fɔ mek dɛn pe di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan pan ɔl di tin dɛn we Amɛrika ɛn Briten bin dɔn pwɛl ɛn fɔ spɛn fɔ soja.
  Pan ɔl we di tɛm fɔ di pis bin tɔn to rili tranga, Ruzvelt bin ebul fɔ push tru dɛn adopshɔn na Kɔngres ɛn di Sɛnat wit big prɔblɛm.
  Stalin in hint dɛm se i nɔ bin de agens fɔ jɔyn di kɔlishin fɔ di Aks pawa dɛm, ɛn i at ɔl rɛdi fɔ tek Alaska bak, bin ple big pat fɔ mek di US fala di lɔ.
  Amɛrikan pragmatism win, we tɔn to ay pas ɛnjɔymɛnt ɛn imɔshɔn. Apat frɔm dat, di nyuklia program we di Jamani dɛn bin gɛt bin de divɛlɔp kwik kwik wan pas di wan we bin de na Amɛrika, ɛn dis bin ful-ɔp wit bad bad tin dɛn tumara bambay.
  Di fɔs pat pan di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn dɔn. Bɔt di Fuhrer bin want fɔ dɔn di USSR naw.
  We wi nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, di we aw Stalin bin de wet ɛn si ɛn di we aw i bin de gi in layf to di wok fɔ mek pis de na di wɔl bin ple wan bad bad jok. Di wan dɛn we bin de agens Josɛf na di Tɔd Rayk ɛn Jepan wit ɔl di tin dɛn we di Istan Ɛmisfya gɛt, inklud Ɔstrelia, ɛn sɔm brij ed dɛn na di Wɛstɛn wɔl.
  Bɔt di Land of the Rising Sun nɔ bin dɔn dɔn Chaina yet, bɔt i bin fɔ dɔn opin sɛkɔn frɔnt. Hitler bin de wok tranga wan fɔ mek sojaman dɛn we dɛn bin de rul ɛn fɔrɛst ligiɔn dɛn. Na da sem tɛm de, dɛn bin de mek wɛpɔn dɛn mɔ ɛn mɔ.
  Insay di fɔs pat pan 1944, di we aw dɛn bin de mek tank ɛn gɔn dɛn we dɛn kin yuz dɛnsɛf na di Tɔd Rayk bin rich ɛn pas wan ɔndrɛd motoka dɛn ɛvride. Panther-2 bin pas ɔl di Soviet motoka dɛn we i kam pan in lɛvɛl. Wan Jaman tank we bin dɔn go bifo mɔ, we nem di Layɔn, bin apia, ɛn i nɔ tu te, di Royal Layɔn bin apia.
  Ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, jet avieshɔn dɔn divɛlɔp siriɔs wan. Fɔ ansa dis, di T-34-85 ɛn IS-1 ɛn IS-2 tank dɛn bin go insay di prodakshɔn na di USSR nɔbɔdi nɔ bin stɔp di KV siriɔs bak; Di tank we pipul dɛn bin lɛk fɔ mek tin dɛn na di Tɔd Rayk insay 1944 na di Panther-2, ɛn di USSR T-34-85. Hεvi mכdel dεm bin prodyuz in signifyant - bכt tεn tεm sכmכl kwantiti. Ɛn di Jamani dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ push di wet tumɔs na di Soviet rod dɛn, ɛn Stalin bigin fɔ nɔ trɔst di KV siriɔs, ɛn di IS dɛn tɔn to tu kruk.
  Bɔt di Jaman "Panther"-2 we gɛt 88-mm 71 L kaliba gɔn bin bɛtɛ pas di T-34-85 pan di pawa we di gɔn gɛt fɔ pier di wɛpɔn dɛn, insay di gɔn we de bifo ɛn smɔl pan di wɛpɔn dɛn we de na di sayd, ɛn i nɔ bin de bak inferior in drayvin pefomans wit injin we gɛt 900 ɔspawɛl ɛn wet na 47 tan. Ivin we di Jaman tank wet bin go ɔp to 50.2 tan, i bin kam fɔ no se i nɔ bin kil pɔsin.
  Ɛn di Jaman jet avieshɔn nɔ bin gɛt pɔsin we fit fɔ fɛt am atɔl.
  Hitler bin disayd se i bɛtɛ lɛ i nɔ drɛg in fut ɛn i bigin di wɔ Jun 22, 1944. Trowe tri ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti pan wi yon ɛn fɔrin divishɔn dɛn, ɛn wan ɔndrɛd ɛn twɛnti sataylayt divishɔn dɛn na di USSR. Na di sayd fɔ di Tɔd Rayk na bin: Romɛnia, Ɔŋgaria, Slovakia, Kroeshi, Finland, Swidan, Itali, Pɔtyugal, Spen, Bɔljiɔ, Ajentina, Tɛki.
  Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin de yuz bɔku bɔku fɔrina dɛn ɛn Hiwi pipul dɛn bak na di Wehrmacht. If wi kɔnt ɔl di sojaman dɛn we dɛn kɔl Third Reich, insay di fɔs echelon nɔmɔ, bin trowe twɛlv ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn fɔ fɛt, ɛn pan dɛn sojaman dɛn ya nɔ pas fɔti pasɛnt na bin Jamani pipul dɛn bay dɛn kɔntri. Sataylayt dɛn ad ɔda tri milyɔn. If yu kɔnt ɔl, di fɔs ɛshilɔn gɛt lɛk siksti milyɔn infantri, lɛk tati tri tawzin tank dɛn, pas fifti fayv tawzin plen dɛn, lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ɛn fifti gɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn.
  Afta dɛn dɔn gɛda di USSR, dɛn bin sɛn tritɛn ɛn af milyɔn sojaman dɛn, bɔt dɛn bin gɛt fɔ kip sɔm pan di sojaman dɛn na di Fa Is ɛn di intanɛnt distrikt dɛn. Insay di fɔs echelon na bin et milyɔn sojaman dɛn, lɛk tati tawzin tank dɛn, lɛk fɔti tawzin plen dɛn, lɛk tu ɔndrɛd tawzin gɔn ɛn mɔta dɛn.
  So, di Third Reich gɛt dabl supiriɔriti pan infantri, ɛn fayv tɛm supiriɔriti pan mobiliti fɔ fos, wit bɛtɛ mashin gɔn. Na tru se di USSR gɛt bɔku mashin gɔn dɛn, we na ɔlmost parity.
  Di difrɛns pan tank dɛn nɔ big, bɔt di pasɛnt pan di motoka dɛn we nɔ de wok igen na di USSR bɛtɛ, ɛn bak di tank dɛn we dɛn bin dɔn rilis trade.
  Di Jaman jet avieshɔn nɔ gɛt ɛnibɔdi we de agens am, ɛn di plen dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de yuz fɔ drayv wit prɔpala, kin fast ɛn gɛt bɛtɛ wɛpɔn dɛn. Na tru se Soviet motoka dɛn bɛtɛ pas aw dɛn kin muv ɔrizɔntal.
  Insay artileri ɛn mɔta di balans pan di fɔs dɛn de nia di ikwal. Ɔl tu di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti.
  Na tru se di bot dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk de yuz na sabmarin mɔ, ɛn bɔku tɛm dɛn strɔng pas di wan dɛn we di Sɔviɛt Yuniɔn bin de yuz. Jɔs lɛk Jepan, bay di we.
  Apat frɔm dat, di Nazi dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛt klas A balistik mishɔl dɛn we dɛn de mek bɔku bɔku wan, ɛn di fɔs disko dɛn dɔn tek ɔf.
  Jɛnɛral wan, di fasist dɛn go strɔng mɔ, ɛn Stalin bin rili rɛdi fɔ difend, pan ɔl we i bin de let. Bɔt wi nɔ bin gɛt tɛm fɔ du bɔku tin. Di layn we Stalin bin gɛt nɔ bin kam bak ɔlsay, ɛn di tin we impɔtant pas ɔl na dat, di sojaman dɛn nɔ bin tren fɔ ol di difɛns. Pan ɔl we dɛn bin rili tren dɛn bak.
  Di Molotov bɔda layn, afta tri ia we dɛn dɔn go bifo, dɛn bin jɔs dɔn fɔ bil am, bɔt i bin de tu nia di bɔda ɛn i nɔ bin gɛt bɛtɛ dip. Apat frɔm dat, Stalin bin tɛl dɛn fɔ bil wan tɔd echelon pas di Dnieper, bɔt dɛn bin bigin dis afta we di Amɛrika dɛn sɔrɛnda.
  Na tru se apat frɔm di Soviet sojaman dɛn, yu kin abop pan di NKVD yunit dɛn, we dɛn dɔn ad to wan milyɔn sojaman dɛn ɛn di sojaman dɛn. Dat na lɛk 4 milyɔn pipul dɛn, jɔs na di Wɛstinian siti dɛn. Pan ɔl we, fɔ tru, di we aw dɛn kin fɛt kin wɔs pas di wan we di yunit dɛn we dɛn kin yuz ɔltɛm kin gɛt.
  Di Jamani dɛn, lɛk insay rial istri, bin gi di men blo na di sɛnt, dɛn kɔt di Bialystok ledj ɛn di Lviv fist. Di fɔs de dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt, sho se di Jamani dɛn, pan ɔl we dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku fɔrina dɛn, dɛn bin de kɔndɔkt di fɛt mɔ ɔ smɔl wan. Bɔt bɔku tɛm, di Soviet sojaman dɛn kin lɔs.
  Apat frɔm dat, di we aw di Yukren yunit dɛn bin ebul fɔ fɛt, bin tɔn to sɔntin we pɔsin kin aks kwɛstyɔn bɔt. Bɔku pipul dɛn bin de we bin de rɔnawe ɛn di wan dɛn we bin sɔrɛnda insay di fɔs dez dɛn we di wɔ bin de.
  I nɔ bin pɔsibul fɔ kɔntrol di ɛnimi dɛn we dɛn bin de fɛt na di bɔda. Ɛn afta dat, Stalin bin mek mistek, i nɔ bin alaw fɔ pul di yunit dɛn na di men layn ɛn i bin aks fɔ mek dɛn stret di frɔnt. Bɔt dɛn bin kɔrɛkt di mistek, bɔt dɛn bin de delay. Di Jamani pipul dɛn bin ebul fɔ kech Minsk Jun 28, ɛn brok Stalin in layn na di sɛnt.
  Di kɔnfyushɔn bin jɔs de go bifo. Na Jun 30, di tin we dɛn bin de tink se go kam insay di wɔ na Jepan ɛn in sataylayt dɛn bin apin. So wi bin gɛt fɔ fɔgɛt bɔt di transfa we dɛn bin de transfa sojaman dɛn frɔm di Fa Is fɔ naw.
  Di Jaman brek-ɔp na di sɛnta bin de bɔku. Wan big big gap bin kam we dɛn bin tray tranga wan fɔ plɔg. Bɔt di Nazi dɛn bin go bifo ɛn insay Julay 16, dɛn bin brok insay Smɔlensk.
  We dɛn trowe ɔl di rizɔv dɛn we bin de na di fɛt ɛn put di militia dɛn ɔnda gɔn, Stalin ɛn Zhukov bin ebul fɔ stɔp di Fritz ɔfens na di sɛnt. Bɔt Hitlɛr bin tɔn in sojaman dɛn na di sawt. Di Nazi dɛn bin mek wan big kɔl na Kiev ɛn dɛn bin tek lɛk ɔl di kɔntri dɛn na Yukren.
  Dɛn bin blok Lɛningrad ɛn atak Kraym. Di we aw di fɛt-fɛt bin de apin bin rili tan lɛk 1941, lɛk karma we bin de kɔntinyu fɔ de. Bɔt di difrɛns dɛn bin rili impɔtant bak. Di USSR insay 1941 bin gɛt sɔm fri rizɔv dɛn, bɔt naw ɔltin bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi gɛda. Ɛn we di asɔlt bin apin insay Ɔktoba, i kam fɔ no se natin nɔ bin de fɔ ol di difens.
  We Novɛmba 1944 bigin, di Nazi dɛn bin rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn dis bin mek Stalin rɔnawe go na Kuibyshev.
  Di Nazi dɛn nɔ bin tan lɛk rial istri, dɛn bin gɛt bɔku bɔku nɔmba dɛn we pas dɛn. Dɛn bin gɛt inof divishɔn fɔ pas Mɔsko frɔm di Nɔt ɛn Sawt. Bɔt fɔ di Soviet yunit dɛn, ɔltin bin tu spred na difrɛn say dɛn.
  In rialiti, insay 1941, afta di mobilizashɔn, Stalin bin gɛt advantej pas di Wehrmacht pan di nɔmba fɔ di pipul dɛn we bin de wok fɔ am, ɛn i bin gɛt 4 tɛm mɔ plen ɛn tank dɛn pas di Tɔd Rayk we bin gɛt frɔm di biginin fɔ di wɔ. Ɛn insay di fɔs fayv mɔnt dɛn we di wɔ bin de, dɛn bin mek mɔ USSR ikwipmɛnt dɛn insay rial istri.
  Bɔt naw di Nazi dɛn gɛt ɔl di trɔmp kad dɛn, di kwantiti ɛn kwaliti fɔ wɛpɔn ɛn pɔsin dɛn de na dɛn sayd. Ɛn di Rɛd Ami gɛt di sem prɔblɛm dɛn we dɛn bin gɛt insay 1941. Inklud di we aw pipul dɛn na Yukren, Balt, ɛn bɔku smɔl neshɔn dɛn nɔ bin want fɔ day fɔ di Soviet sistɛm. Mas betrayal ɛn defɛkshɔn fɔ di wan dɛn we dɛn dɔn sɔfa, dispossessed kulaks ɛn ɔda ɔfɛnd pipul dɛn we gɛt ɔl kayn strɛp. Inklud di aydiɔlɔjik ɛnimi dɛn fɔ di Sɔviɛt gɔvmɛnt.
  Ɛn di tru tin we se di Jamani dɛnsɛf bin win di Wɛst, de jɔs mek di pipul dɛn we de tɔn agens di gɔvmɛnt bɔku.
  So, i nɔ sɔprayz fɔ no se dɛn dɔn rawnd Mɔsko, ɛn di Jamani dɛn dɔn kech Donbass, Voronezh ɛn dɛn de muf go na Stalingrad.
  Bɔt i sɔri fɔ no se di winta insay 1944 nɔ bin gɛt frɔst ɛn sno lɛk 1941. Bɔt Mɔsko bin gɛt maynd te Disɛmba 1944 dɔn. Stalingrad bin fɔdɔm insay Janwari 1945, ɛn di fɛt fɔ am nɔ bin te. Insay Fɛbwari ɛn di biginin fɔ Mach, di Jamani dɛn ɛn dɛn sataylayt dɛn bin tek di Kɔkas ɛn di ɔyl wɛl dɛn na Baku kpatakpata.
  Dɔn di fɛt bin go bifo along di Vɔlga. Na Saratov, to Kuibyshev, ɛn afta dat na Ɔrɛnbɔg ɛn Kazan.
  Stalin bin rɔnawe go na Svɛdlɔvsk. Kazan bin fɔdɔm insay Me. Insay di sɔmma, di Jamani ɛn Japan pipul dɛn bin kɔntinyu fɔ muf go dip dip wan na Rɔshia. Di tin dɛn we di Soviet sojaman dɛn bin de agens bin de fɔdɔm. Insay Ɔgɔst 5, 1945, dɛn bin kech Svɛdlɔvsk. Ɛn insay Sɛptɛmba 3, 1945, Stalin bin dɔn gri fɔ sɔrɛnda. Fɔ chenj fɔ yu yon layf ɛn fridɔm.
  Di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn dɔn. Bɔt pis nɔ bin de fɔ lɔng tɛm. Bikɔs Hitlɛr bin dɔn tɛst nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn, i bin biliv tranga wan se dɛn gɛt wɔndaful pawa fɔ pwɛl tin dɛn.
  Naw i kam fɔ no se Japan ɛn USA bin stil de na di rod fɔ mek di Third Reich rul di wɔl. Ɛn pan ɔl we di Fuhrer bin win bɔku land pas Jɛngis Khan, Alɛgzanda di Gret, Nɛpɔlyɔn, Emparɔ Trojan, ɛn Suleiman di Magnificent we dɛn jɔyn, i bin disayd fɔ win Jepan bak.
  Jɔs tri ia afta di Sɛkɔn Wɔl Wɔ dɔn, wan ɔndrɛd balistik, intakɔntinɛntal mishɔl dɛn we gɛt pawaful nyuklia chaj dɛn bin kɔba di Land of the Rising Sun wan tɛm.
  Ɛn afta dat, di ɔfensiv we di Wehrmacht grɔn yunit dɛn ɛn di nevi bin de fɛt bin bigin. Di Jamani dɛn bin tek di prɔpati dɛn we Jepan gɛt na Eshia kwik kwik wan, ɛn dɛn bin pwɛl di mɛtropɔlis insɛf na grɔn wit atɔmik bɔm dɛn.
  Di Pasifik prɔpati dɛn we di Land fɔ di San we De Rayt bin gɛt bin de mek dɛn nɔ ebul fɔ fɛt fɔ lɔng tɛm mɔ ɔ smɔl. Bɔt bay Jun 1949, ɔltin bin dɔn. Naw, ɔl wetin bin lɛf na fɔ win Amɛrika. Pantap dat, rizin bin de. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn, we difrɛn frɔm di agrimɛnt, bin stil de mek nyuklia wɛpɔn dɛn ɛn du dɛn sikrit tɛst dɛn.
  Hitler bin stat di wɔ Janwari 1, 1950, ɛn i bin drɔp tri ɔndrɛd nyuklia mishɔl dɛn pan Nyu Ia De.
  Wan nyuklia atak we bin pwɛl bad bad wan bin pwɛl wan ɔndrɛd pan di big siti dɛn na Amɛrika ɛn kil bɔku bɔku pipul dɛn. Wan ɔda big kraym we Adɔlf Hitlɛr bin du, dɛn dɔn ad am to di lɔng list we gɛt di bad bad tin dɛn we pipul dɛn kin du we rili et.
  Dɔn dɛn bigin fɔ atak Kanada, ɛn frɔm di sawt wit di diktetaship dɛn na Latin Amɛrika. Di Amɛrika pipul dɛn bin wik ɛn dɛn bin sɔprayz, bɔt dɛn bin fɛt bad bad wan. Dɛn bin ɔndastand se fɔ win fɔ dɛn min fɔ bi slev ɛn day sloslo ɛn pen.
  So, na di wɔ we bin de mek pipul dɛn at pwɛl pas ɔl di wɔ dɛn. Ɛn i bin las fɔ pas wan ia, ɛn dis bin mek di Tɔd Rayk lɛf lɛk tu ɔndrɛd ɔda nyuklia chaj dɛn ɛn tɔn bɔku fayn fayn land dɛn to dɛzat we gɛt redioaktiv.
  Bɔt pan ɔl dat, dɛn bin ebul fɔ du di gol ɛn dɛn bin win di las ɛnimi fɔ di Tɔd Rayk. Ɛn afta dis, di prɔses we dɛn kɔl di wɔl globalizashɔn bigin. Di Jamani mak bin bi di wangren mɔni na di wɔl. Ivin fɔmal indipɛndɛnt kɔntri dɛn bin ridyus to di lɛvɛl we di kɔloni dɛn we di Tɔd Rayk bin de rul, wit na smɔl lokal sɛlf-gɔvmɛnt nɔmɔ dɛn bin kip.
  Dɛn nɔ bin alaw Ju ɛn Jipsi dɛn na di lɔ: dɛn bin de luk fɔ dɛn ɛn pwɛl dɛn. Di SS bin du big big purges ɛn go pan wan rampage. Di rial nɛtmɛr dɔn kam - di awa fɔ di dragɔn. Ɔ ivin mɔ, di tɛm. Di Fuhrer bin de bil wan rial wɔl-wide totalitarian empire wit wan klem fɔ spes expansion.
  Insay 1959, we dɛn bin de sɛlibret di Fuhrer in batde we mek sɛvinti ia, wan ɔfishal koronashɔn bin apin, wan wɔl-wide plebiscite - we mek di taytul fɔ supa-emparɔ bi lɔ. Ɛn we Adɔlf Hitlɛr day insay 1967, in pikin bin gɛt in taytul ɛn pawa.
  Bay dis tɛm, Plɛnet Wɔl bin dɔn ɔlrɛdi fɔdɔm sɛtilmɛnt dɛn na di Mun ɛn Mas wit Venus, ɛn i bin de aktiv wan fɔ rɛdi fɔ ɛkspɛnshɔn insay di ɔda sta wɔl dɛn... Di Nazi dɛn bin want wan yunivasal ɛmpaya - di kɔnstrɔkshɔn fɔ wan Sta Rayk fɔ mek dɛn ebul fɔ plɔmp di wan ol yunivas insay wan bad bad drim.
  
  NYU ADVƐNTƆR DƐN FƆ DI NAIT DƐN NA DI FƆTI AYLAND
  Dimka brok in sɔd ɛn tinap stɔp, i de blink in yay, na di strit. In an dɛn bin kɔba wit blɔd ɛn wetin lɛf pan di sɔd bin gɛt blɔd. Di sayrin bin de blo. Strit na di sɔmda siti. Ɛn di polis dɛn de rɔn kam. Afta dat, dɛn blo am na di bak wit baton. Dimka nɔ kin yɛri se:
  - A giv op!
  Dɛn pul in an dɛn bak ɛn lɔk di ankɔ dɛn. Di bɔbɔ de fil pen frɔm di mɛtal we dɛn put insay in an. Dɛn kɛr am go na wan vɛn - wan blak revɛn.
  Dimka fil miks fɔ vɛks ɛn fred. Mɛmba di tin dɛn we bin dɔn apin trade. Wan ayland usay pikin dɛn bin de fɛt fɔ dɛn ɛgzistens wit sɔd. Wud, bɔt we dɛn kech di bɔbɔ wit wamat, dɛn kin tɔn to stɛl we dɛn shap shap shap. Dimka bin de de fɔ pas tu-tri mɔnt. I bin fɛt, fɛt, wund ɛn wund insɛf. I bin ivin kil di pɔsin we bin tɔn in bak pan am. Ɔltin bin de. Ɛn na di ɛnd, dɛn win.
  I sɔri fɔ no se dɛn lɛf di pikin dɛn na di ship we dɔn pwɛl. Ɛn na in gyal pikin nɔmɔ i bin ebul fɔ rɔnawe. Afta dɛn kayn advantej dɛn de, i nɔ bin tan lɛk se prizin tu strenj igen.
  I nak di huligan bɔbɔ wit in sɔd, ɛn si am ledɔm, ɛn wan pul we gɛt blɔd kɔmɔt.
  Yu tink se di blo bin kil pɔsin? Dimka bin so nɔ laki, lɛk se i nɔ bin dɔn gɛt inof advantej bifo dis. En if na im kil, den wetin? Jel? Yu tink se dɛn go kɛr am go na wan dɔti sɛl we de smɛl wit kriminal dɛn?
  Ɛn aw fa i go sidɔm? Na fɔtin ia nɔmɔ i ol. Frɔm wetin di lɔ se, dɛn nɔ gɛt rayt fɔ gi pas tɛn. Maybe evritin go wok out!?
  Na naynti tu. Na tɛm we bɔku pipul dɛn de tɔk bɔt dimokrasi ɛn fridɔm, bɔt bandit de gɛt trɛnk.
  Voronok bin stɔp ɛn dɛn pul Dimka kɔmɔt. Na fayn bɔbɔ we tan lɛk blak ia, i nɔ tan lɛk bandit, bɔt i tan lɛk pɔsin we dɛn de bit wit ankɔ.
  Dɛn kɛr Dimka go klos to di invɛstigatɔ ɛn di prɔsɛkyuta.
  Dɛn put mi na wan chia.
  Di invɛstigatɔ aks sɔm rutin kwɛstyɔn dɛn ɛn i se wit grin:
  - Di bɔbɔ we yu wund de day! So pre to Gɔd fɔ mek i nɔ day!
  Dimka ansa wit wan sigrɛt se:
  - A nɔ bin want...
  Di prɔsɛkyuta bin gi di pepa:
  - Dis na kɔnfɛshɔn. If yu sayn, dɛn go fri yu pan yu yon rɛkɔgnishɔn te dɛn jɔj yu. Ɛn afta dat, we yu tink bɔt yu yɔŋ ej ɛn yu nɔ gɛt polis rɛkɔd, yu go gɛt sɔspɛnd sɛnt!
  Dimka luk di pepa ɛn rid am kwik kwik wan, ɛn shek in ed negatif wan:
  - I se ya se di titi insɛf atak di kɔmni. Ɛn dɛn bin jɔs de prɛs mi!
  Di invɛstigatɔ bin gɛt fes we tan lɛk maws ɛn tik aybrɔw dɛn i bin de grɔmbul:
  - Sayn as wi de advays yu! If nɔto dat yu go dɔn na say usay dɛn de kip pipul dɛn bifo dɛn jɔj yu. Naw wi rili ful-ɔp wit kes, ɛn yu go gɛt fɔ sidɔm te di kɔt fɔ lɔng tɛm. Ɛn de insay wan sɛl we gɛt tri row bɔnk dɛn pan plang dɛn, wan bɔkit na di kɔna ɛn fifti bɔbɔ dɛn we de fred ɛn angri jɔs lɛk yu. Difrɛn kayn kriminal dɛn. Ɛn ivin if di bɔbɔ we yu wund stil de alayv, di investayshɔn go las fɔ tri ia, dɔn ɔda ia go de ɛn dɛn go jɔj am! Yu go spɛn di bɛst ia dɛn na yu layf na ɛlfaya!
  Di prɔsɛkyuta nɔd fɔ gri ɛn kɔnfɔm se:
  - Wan tin we yu go du fɔ mek yu nɔ gɛt dis sik na fɔ detɛnshɔn, ɔ fɔ rayt ɔndatak fɔ nɔ kɔmɔt na di ples ɛn yu mama ɛn papa go pik yu. Di choice na yu yon! Ɛn biliv mi, di kɔloni fɔ yɔŋ pipul dɛn dɔn ɔlrɛdi ful-ɔp, ɛn dɛn go gladi fɔ gi yu probeshɔn. Bɔt if yu agyu wit wi, dat min se ples go mɔs de!
  Dimka bin fil se di invɛstigatɔ ɛn di prɔsɛkyuta nɔ de jok. Ɛn fɔ tru, dɛn kin rɔtin na prizin. Pan ɔl we, na di ɔda say, i nɔto tru se dɛn go fri dɛn if i sayn. Bɔku ɛgzampul dɛn de we polisman dɛn kin tif? Bɔt di men tin we bin de na Dimka na bin traŋa ɛn traŋa, we bin sho klia wan afta we i bin de na di ayland dɛn we day. Ɛn di bɔbɔ bin disayd fɔ tɔk se:
  - Nɔ!
  Di pɔsin we bin de du di investayshɔn bin grɔmbul bad bad wan:
  - Wetin de rɔng?
  Dimka bin tɔk wit harsh wan se:
  - A nɔ go sayn! Dɛn atak mi, dɛn bin want fɔ wund mi wit chen ɛn na fɔ difend misɛf!
  Di pɔsin we bin de du di investayshɔn bin grɔmbul se:
  - OK den! I de na pri-trial ditɛnshɔn sɛnta, afta yu spɛn wan wik yu go gɛt sɛns!
  Di prɔsɛkyuta nɔd ɛn sayn se:
  - Fɔ naw, tu mɔnt na kɔstɔm. Bɔt fɔ tru, yu kin rilis bifo tɛm!
  Di pɔsin we bin de du di investayshɔn bin grɔmbul se:
  "A tink se fɔ detɛnshɔn go fayn fɔ di bɔbɔ!"
  Dɛn pul Dimka na di ɔfis ɛn kɛr am go na prizin. Di ankɔ dɛn bin de klin ɛn di chen bin jɔs gɛt fɔ krɔs di rod. Dɛn bin fɔ dɔn tek am de.
  Dimka waka klank wit chen to tu polisman. A bin fil bad bad wan. Prizin, sɛl, wikɛd prizina dɛn. Ɛn i bin put insɛf pan trɔbul bay we i nɔ bin gri fɔ sayn fɔ kɔnfɛs. Although, na di ɔda say, afta dis yu nɔ go ebul fɔ pul am.
  Dɛn kɛr Dimka go na di diuti rum. Fɔs nem, las nem, patronymic, valyu tin dɛn wit yu.
  Dɔn di rɔsh. Wan polisman ɛn tu uman dɛn we wɛr wayt kot tek di bɔbɔ insay di rum frɔm di miro ɛn opin ɔda lamp dɛn. Di kɔmand bin fala:
  - Tek ɔf yu klos!
  Dimka swɛt - trɔbul! Jɔs de wɔnda, wetin mek uman dɛn? Di bɔbɔ pul in jins, T-shirt, snik, ɛn jakit. Na mi shɔt nɔmɔ dɛn bin lɛf mi.
  Wan yɔŋ uman we wɛr wayt kot bin tɔk se:
  - I dɔn bil fayn fayn wan!
  Di ɔfisa ala se:
  - Ɛn tek ɔf yu panti! Gɛt layf!
  Dimka, we bin de bɔn wit shem, tek dɛn bak. I bin blush ɛn kɔba insɛf we i nɔ bin want. Di polisman ala se:
  - Atɛnshɔn! Han dɛn dɔŋ! Tek wan klos luk - na kil!
  Wan uman we wɛr wayt kot we tan lɛk nɔs bin smayl ɛn, we i wɛr tint mɛdikal glɔv, i kɔl:
  - Wi nɔ si ɛnitin lɛk dɛn! Rilaks bɔy, anti go tɔch yu!
  I bigin fɔ chɛk Dimka in bɔdi. A waka na di bɔbɔ in ia we bin dɔn gro di tɛm we i bin de na di ayland dɛn. I bin tek tɛm kɔm ɛni wan pan di strɛch dɛn, ɛn i bin de luk fɔ sɔntin we ayd. Sɔntɛm ivin mɔni. Dɔn i shayn di layt insay di bɔbɔ in yes ɛn in nos. I bin tek tɛm du am, lɛk se i de op fɔ fɛn sɔntin.
  Dɔn i tɛl mi fɔ put mi ed na di domɔt, ɛn ol mi chin wit mi an dɛn. I put in an insay in mɔt. Dimka fil di smel ɛn teist fɔ rɔba wit in tong. Di uman bin fil biɛn in gam, in tit, in chɛst. We i prɛs di rut na di tɔŋ, di bɔbɔ fil se i de vɔmit. Yɛs, i nɔ kin rili fayn. Di an bin rich ɔlsay te to di tɔnsil dɛn, ɛn i nɔ bin izi fɔ blo.
  Dɔn, fɔ dɔn, di uman sɛn am ɛn grin:
  - Natin nɔ de!
  Di ɔfisa bin kɔmand se:
  - Kɔntinyu fɔ du Olga! Bikɔs ɔf di spɛshal denja we di pɔsin we dɛn de tɔk bɔt gɛt, di pɔsin we de luk fɔ yusɛf fɔ bi di bɛst we!
  Di uman we wɛr wayt klos bigin fɔ fil Dimka in chɛst. I es in an dɛn ɔp ɛn luk in armpit dɛn. Ɛn wit pawa we i nɔ bin de ɛkspɛkt, i prɛs di nɛf. Dimka bin de blo...
  Dɔn di uman stɔp ɛn aks se:
  - Wel, naw mek i skwatin!
  Di polisman bin grɔmbul se:
  - Dis nɔto tin we pɔsin kin abop pan ɔl! Luk in anus bak!
  Di uman we wɛr di wayt klos shek in ed:
  - Yu nid spɛshal pɔmishɔn fɔ dis! Na di sem we fɔ chɛk di bɔbɔ in prayvet pat!
  Di ɔfisa wik wan kɔmand se:
  - Skwat, smɔl dɛbul...
  Dimka ansa wit rɛspɛkt se:
  - Mi na bɔy pikin!
  Ɛn i bigin fɔ skwatin izi wan. A bin sidɔm tɛn tɛm. Afta dat di uman dɛn chɛk in fut, ɛn pas bitwin in fut finga dɛn.
  Afta dat Dimka fain imsef fo di neks rum. Na de wan ɔda bɔbɔ we wɛr prizin yunifom we i kɔt in ia shɔt ɛn tayp mashin na in an, bin tɔk se:
  - Wetin na nyu tin?
  Di polisman ansa se:
  - Yes, ɛn kwik kwik wan greyhaund!
  Di bɔbɔ bin de gigl ɛn tɔk se:
  - Bɔt i nɔ de mek pɔsin fred so! Wɛl, sidɔm na di chia ɛn a go kɔt yu ia!
  Dimka bin sidɔm. I stil nɔ fayn fɔ de nekɛd. Ɛn afta dat, yu kin sheb yu ia lɛk kriminal. Fɔ tap ɔltin, di klipa bin dɔl smɔl ɛn i bin de mek a fil pen fɔ kɔt mi ia. Tik tik blak ia bin fɔdɔm na grɔn. Di yɔŋ pɔsin we dɛn kɔndɛm in but we dɛn bin dɔn nak, bin stɔp dɛn. I bin tan lɛk se wit ɛvri strɛch na yu ia wan pat pan di sol we nɔ de day de kɔmɔt, ɛn yu nɔ de fri igen. Dimka bin de insay wan pwɛl at. Bifo am, dɛn bin gɛt wan prizin sɛl ɛn wan mitin wit yɔŋ kriminal dɛn.
  Bɔt, Dimka nɔ bin ɛva fred in kɔmpin dɛn. Ɛn afta dɛn dɔn mek "Fɔti Ayland dɛn" at, i nɔ de mek pɔsin fred igen. If ɛnitin i go fɛt. Wetin wi go se bɔt prizin?
  Wetin wi go se bɔt ɔda tɛst? I jɔs ol fɔtin ia ɛn i gɛt in wan ol layf bifo am.
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