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Zelensky Vs Putin

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    The almighty Creators of the Universes, the demiurges Sfero Katastrofov and Emmanuel, extracted Presidents Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky from real time and transferred them to the virtual world. In this world, Zelensky commands an empire of elves, and Putin of trolls. And between them there is a cruel and bloody war. Now the winner of this battle will take all. The stakes are higher than ever.
  ZELENSKY VS PUTIN
  ANNOTATION
  The almighty Creators of the Universes, the demiurges Sfero Katastrofov and Emmanuel, extracted Presidents Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky from real time and transferred them to the virtual world. In this world, Zelensky commands an empire of elves, and Putin of trolls. And between them there is a cruel and bloody war. Now the winner of this battle will take all.
  The stakes are higher than ever.
  PROLOGUE
  Lush garlands of stars, as if consisting of precious stones: emeralds, rubies, sapphires, diamonds, topazes, agates and other incredible beauty dotted almost the entire space in this part of the universe.
  Sphero Katastrofov, a demiurge boy and creator of many universes, and at the same time an eternal child capriciously remarked:
  - On planet Earth, as we see it is restless!
  A very beautiful girl-demiurge Emmanuel nodded in agreement:
  - Yes, my counterpart! There, the dictator Vladimir Putin is now unleashing the largest war since the Second World War. And there is no end in sight!
  Sphero looked like a boy of twelve or thirteen, but very muscular, with muscle relief, like a fitness champion. Wherein
  Despite his Quasi-God nature, the boy only has shorts, and he himself is naked to the waist, and barefoot.
  The skin is bronze from sunburn, and the hair is white, with a slight yellow tinge.
  Emmanuelle, with copper-red hair and only a bikini, is also barefoot.
  However, as it is not difficult to make sure, a couple of demiurges - the creators of universes can use bare feet, snap their fingers
  Creating universes and other worlds.
  Sfero Katastrofov remarked with a sigh:
  - The war between Russia and Ukraine has grown into a senseless and protracted massacre. It has been going on for a whole year, and there is no end in sight! And people are dying by the hundreds of thousands. And how can you endure this?
  Emmanuelle suggested:
  - Let's bring Vladimir Putin and Vladimir Zelensky together in a virtual massacre. Let them fight each other in a battle between elves and orcs. And the one who wins inherits everything!
  The demiurge boy nodded in agreement.
  - That's a good idea! Rather than shed precious Slavic blood, let them sort things out among themselves - elves and orcs! Sapphire Empire of the Elves vs. Ruby Orcs.
  And the boy-God clicked his bare toes.
  Emmanuelle nodded.
  - The younger Zelensky will command the elves, and the older Vladimir Putin will fight for the orcs!
  And the boy and girl clicked their bare toes.
  There was a planet divided into two parts. Approximately in half with equal resources and population is the sublunar land. And the fighting qualities of the fighters are approximately equal. Also technology at the level of the mid-twentieth century. The chances of winning are about the same. Although tanks and planes are slightly different.
  Such is the strategy. Each has about ten billion populations that reproduce about the same as humans.
  The war cannot be endless, sooner or later someone will run out of steam. Or take over.
  Much will be decided by the art of war and the talent of commanders. And Vladimir Putin himself and Vladimir Zelensky have been displaced. Zelensky became an elf-emperor, and Vladimir Putin became an orc-emperor.
  And for their world on February 24, 2023, both rulers were trivially bent. And their reign was broken.
  And now they clashed in the new world of fabulous techno-fantasy.
  . CHAPTER #1
  Vladimir Alexandrovich Zelensky, has undergone a transformation. He became an elf-emperor. And all the elves, without exception, are very beautiful. They look like muscular human teenagers built like athletes and delicate, pretty faces of girls. Elves do not grow beards or mustaches, and they look no more than sixteen years old, but at the same time their facial features are very regular, harmonious, their hair is blond, often curly. Elf female elves are also very beautiful and cute, athletic girls. From humans, elves are distinguished by ears with sharp tips like those of a lynx, but very graceful.
  Otherwise, they are very beautiful, cute, muscular, impeccable physique, and young-looking people. Which do not age, practically do not get sick, are very cheerful, and show their teeth all the time.
  Elves are like teenagers, and in behavior, too, almost like children. Very glamorous and beautiful people. And they have twelve times more female elves than male elves.
  Since Zelensky represents Ukraine as a victim of aggression, he was made an elf and given a cheerful and beautiful people as subjects.
  But Vladimir Putin represents the country of the aggressor and he has orcs under his command. These creatures look like brown bears, but with a very nasty and ugly physiognomy. Even more disgusting than the orcs were in the movie adaptation of The Lord of the Rings.
  And among the orcs, on the contrary, the male is twelve times more than the females. And the females themselves are also very nasty and no better than males.
  Here is such a confrontation: good and evil. But the fighters - orcs and elves are approximately equivalent.
  And they fight not with swords, but with tanks, planes, submachine guns, and other equipment from around the forties of the twentieth century.
  Vladimir Zelensky turned into a young man, with a very beautiful appearance, in an imperial uniform with all the regalia and actively gave orders.
  He felt a youthful, seething energy in him. And around him was a dozen beautiful girls in uniforms and boots with high heels. Well, and a couple of young men who are not immediately distinguishable from the fair sex in suits. Except perhaps because elves have wider breasts and hips, and narrower shoulders.
  Zelensky, who became young in body, and very handsome, in an imperial uniform, full of regalia, gave orders.
  The elf marshal in this case, the honey blonde chirped:
  - O great one, we are ready to attack!
  Volodymyr Zelensky noted with a smile:
  - It's not enough to be ready for it yourself! It is important that the enemy was not ready to repel the blow!
  The elf boy nodded and replied:
  - Yes, your Majesty, as always, you are right! Orcs are quite brave fighters, but very cruel! They have a shortage of females, but they try to compensate by magical cloning.
  The young emperor asked:
  - Why don't we have magic cloning?
  The elf marshal nodded.
  - Of course, there is a great one! But between us there is equality in reproduction, and therefore the war in a state of dynamic equilibrium lasts for centuries!
  Another beautiful elf chirped:
  - We connect all our hopes with the new commanders, hoping that they will bring a turning point in a protracted war!
  Vladimir Zelensky confidently said:
  - It is necessary that the designers develop tanks, pyramidal type - which are capable of bringing victory!
  The elf marshal shook her medals and asked again:
  - It's like a pyramidal oh great?
  The young elf emperor confidently replied:
  - This is when the car is shaped like an inclined pyramid. In this case, the tank has rational tilt angles on all sides and is perfectly protected from air strikes!
  The glamorous looking girl nodded.
  - Brilliant!
  Zelensky asked:
  - Turn on the fight video!
  He remembered that here the level of technological development was about the forties of the twentieth century. And it was interesting to see how elves and orcs fight.
  So the first image appeared, a female pilot in bare feet and in a bikini rushes briskly on a fighter!
  Very beautiful elf-ace. She's in a car that looks very elegant with swept wings. Against her comes a much cruder ork slayer. On the one hand, a barefoot beauty, on the other, an ugly, furry bear. Such a confrontation is of two types. In maneuverability, the elf's car is lighter and more agile, but the orc has more powerful weapons.
  The girl presses the pedals with her bare, chiseled legs, and deftly avoids the shots of the ork's aircraft guns. He is trying to yell something.
  The girl shows her tongue in response. And deftly her fighter goes behind the tail of a shaggy bear. The girl presses the pedal with her bare heel. Lethal jets from machine guns fly. And the orc's car bursts into flames.
  The warrior squeaks and bares her teeth:
  - Fly up the fires of the orcs of the machine,
  We will feed you, blazing with gasoline!
  And the girl makes a turn over the defeated enemy!
  Elfs are all like the selection of a beauty. And smile with pearly teeth. So much beauty and grace in them.
  Vladimir Zelensky noted:
  - With such a people, we will beat the enemy, bestial armada!
  The marshal nodded.
  - The great emperor is with you - we will beat the enemy for sure!
  A beautiful world where there are ten times more girls than boys, and they fight in just a bikini, which is extremely free. Such girls. And the boys are also handsome, with smooth, clear skin, no older than sixteen, which is great! Only the males fight wearing light sandals, and often naked to the waist.
  Here they are reflecting the advance of the orcs on tanks with the help of artillery. The fights are bloody.
  The girls, flashing their bare heels, point the gun. It can be seen that their bodies are so muscular, and embossed, seductive girls from the kind of elves.
  And send a deadly projectile. It hits the orc tank, causing it to burn.
  The girls squeal with delight. This is really a fight. And their emerald, sapphire, and topaz eyes sparkle like stars.
  The warriors again extract the gift of death and lay it in the breech of the barrel. And resting on bare feet, they fire a shot. One of the beauties pulls back her bra and fires a shot with the help of a scarlet nipple of the breast, pressing it on the button.
  The warrior squealed with delight:
  - Fatherland the earthly globe with its chest,
  She covered and saved the whole world from troubles ...
  But the infidels came running in dregs,
  Someone was annoyed by our rumble of victories!
  And the warrior again fired with the ruby nipple of her breast. There she is, she's gorgeous.
  And the elf's pearl teeth sparkle. The boys also fight side by side. They are very beautiful elves, and their faces are delicate and hairless, like those of girls. So they, together with the beauties, infect a twelve-barreled mortar. It's good when there are twelve times more girls than men - it's great. So the girls really suit to jump in bikinis and jump barefoot, which makes their army especially beautiful.
  The elves look very impressive. Here one of them threw a dagger with her bare toes, and it stuck into the orc's throat. It collapsed, releasing a fountain of brown blood.
  The girl, baring her teeth, laughed:
  - Glory to the elves! Glory! Girls, rush forward! Divisions of women barefoot welcomes the cosmos people!
  And the girl, with her bare toes, threw a lethal lemon at the orcs.
  And the furry bears were torn into small pieces of skins and a bloody mess.
  Warriors here rule with great speed. Here one of them took off her bikini, oiled herself and rushed on a bicycle to the positions of the orcs. She shone so beautifully with her muscular body that the orcs literally hatched their eyes.
  The girl, pedaling with her bare feet, sang:
  The greatness of the elves recognizes the planet,
  With a blow of the sword, the orcs were thrown into dust ...
  We are loved and appreciated by all nations of the world,
  Let the lyre be appreciated in beautiful verses!
  And the warrior, without further ado, took it and spat. And her spit hit the orc in the face. And the mug of the nightmarish bear instantly charred.
  The elf girl chirped:
  - Evil scary bear,
  How did you start, how did you start to roar!
  And the bare, round heel of the girl took and threw up the gift of annihilation with deadly force. He hit the orcs, jerked and scattered them in different directions.
  Vladimir Zelensky noted:
  - It's class!
  The elf marshal confirmed:
  - Yes, we show the highest aerobatics and we can!
  You can see the battle again. Here the girls from the glamorous people pulled up the wire. And under the caterpillars, ugly, angular tanks of the orks let the current. He walked through the discharges and the machines began to fail. And some of them even caught fire with gasoline and began to tear shells.
  There was a detonation of the ork combat kit. First one, and then another tank. And so it all quickly burst and burned. Here is a hell of a panorama.
  The girls, spanking, with naked, tanned, very seductive legs, sang:
  - Our beauty is great,
  Girl crawling barefoot...
  If an orc gets caught,
  He will be kicked in the forehead!
  And again, the beauties will do something. And the orcs' cars are on fire. And the girls show their naked, round, pink, girlish heels.
  They are such girls - men in the whole universe go crazy for them. And it's extremely cool.
  One of the girls soared on a hang glider. And she dropped small but deadly bombs on the orcs. They fell on the shaggy bears and exploded, wreaking havoc and decapitating the orcs.
  And the girl herself arched, how gracefully the lines of her body looked. She was wearing only thin panties that did not hide her beauty. But she showed herself from the best side.
  And how seductively her chiselled, very elegant, unique legs looked. Here are the elves... And the faces of the girls are so tender, and at the same time courageous. The figures are very developed and the chest and hips, everything is in place and in proportion.
  These are the girls who cannot be forgotten.
  Here is the second rushing on a hang glider. And also almost without clothes. And very beautiful. Elf hair is multi-colored. Some have all the colors of the rainbow at the same time.
  Often, elves wear earrings, or precious brooches. They show their extreme attractiveness.
  An elf can't be ugly at all. If he is crippled, then with the help of magic he can be restored so that there will not even be scars. But, alas, you can kill an elf or an elf.
  And war is war. Here is one of the young men of the glamorous people, his head was blown off by a fragmentation shell.
  And this is a great grief for mothers. And elves don't age. And bear fruit in just a month. And orcs are generally produced by demonic magic, so they have few females. But the orcs stink, and this makes communication with them very unpleasant.
  The girls, on the other hand, boldly jump up and throw up deadly peas of death with their bare feet. Those fly in an arc, and get ugly bears. Exploding and destroying them.
  The warriors sang:
  - One two Three! Kill all orcs!
  Beautiful girls, and here they are from machine guns as if bursts of bursts at smelly and furry creatures. And so many animals were taken and exterminated at once.
  But they also answer. Orcs have powerful artillery and fire projectiles. Or they start to crawl like an avalanche.
  And again shells fly from both sides. The elves deftly fall, and the torrents of death sweep over them.
  Warriors squeak:
  - Glory to our kingdom - atas!
  And they wink. Here are the beauties. They contain boiling lava of annihilation, and simply flows of energy. And if they already beat with the help of the scarlet nipples of the chest, then it will not seem enough to anyone. Even orcs get death coffins.
  The girls should be noted to show what is expected of them. And they scribble from machine guns at the advancing bears. They fall and explode. This is really a fight. And bloody, holy and right. The girls are very dashing, and tanned with bright hair.
  That earned and jet launchers. The girls here are different in that they press the buttons with their breast nipples that look like rosebuds. And powerful multiple launch rocket systems work. And produce colossal devastation in the ranks of the orcs.
  Girls throw their legs up. And yell at the same time:
  - Banzai!
  And again they bounce like ping-pong balls. Now, if they hit, then really hit.
  Orcs, having stumbled upon the stubborn resistance of girls and boys, stop. And after powerful blows to their positions, they retreat.
  So many of these powerful bears got burned.
  And the girls from hang gliders drop small but powerful bombs. And they strike the shaggy army, turning it into hell. And at the same time, the girls also throw needles with poison at the enemy with their bare toes. This is what the orcs get.
  One of the beauties sang:
  - Well done, well done
  He fights like a lion...
  Only from the girl he gets it!
  And the warriors again threw a bomb on the orc. And then the hang gliders turned back to replenish the combat kit. They did it with great enthusiasm.
  These are the girls here - super class! And how they will show themselves in the highest measure glamorous.
  And if they do, then they will shower all opponents with their bare feet, and this will be deadly.
  The key to success for girls is bare feet and scarlet nipples. And they are really, really good. And how effectively these gifts of nature are used.
  Here one of the girls took it and pressed the bazooka button with her scarlet nipple. A small rocket flew out, hitting a large, powerful ork tank. And the car began to burn with a blue flame. Orcs from bursts of machine guns mowed down and scattered.
  The warriors sang, baring their teeth:
  - One, two, three, four, five,
  Girl, give the orc an egg!
  And immediately chuckles of beauties. And they beat shaggy bears thoroughly. Here is another warrior who threw a bottle of combustible mixture with her bare toes. She rushed, and covered a lot of furry and aggressive bears with a film of fire. And it's the fire that eats away the orcs' fur. And he burns this horde thoroughly.
  Warriors do not forget to show their tongues and demonstrate their cheerful and glamorous, and at the same time deadly disposition.
  Here are two girls, resting their bare heels on the grass, pulling on a slingshot. It contains an explosive bag of coal. And how they will launch this killer on the enemy. The explosive package will fly in an arc, and how it will gouge at the cluster of orcs. They will blaze like gasoline from a lit match.
  The girls squeal with delight. This is what they gave to the enemies so actively and effectively.
  And then already four girls pulled, resting their bare feet on a larger slingshot. And also how they will take and launch a lethal explosive package. Now, if ordinary sawdust is used, then they tear more than TNT.
  And the warriors sway with luxurious hips, their waists are thin, and their shoulders are graceful, plus abs. Orcs are essentially powerless against such girls.
  And again, on the positions of shaggy, brown bears, the guns of beauties, and much smaller handsome young elves, are beating. And everything looks just great.
  And the girls here are amazing. And the teeth are showing. And yet they sing with great enthusiasm:
  All the elves on the big planet,
  Should always be friends...
  Children must always laugh
  And in a peaceful world to live ...
  Children must laugh
  Children must laugh
  Children must laugh
  And live in a peaceful world!
  The girls sing beautifully. The childhood of the elves, and the orcs, is short - they grow up to adults very quickly. That's their life - continuous war. Orcs die in general much more than elves, but they are reproduced by infernal magic, otherwise the glamorous people would have won long ago.
  It is also beautiful that girls usually prefer to be in only one bikini in battle. But some warriors put on movable armor that bullets do not take. And they are eager to fight with great enthusiasm. And against such girls - not a single trick works.
  Warriors, to be sure, show a level that no one can surpass.
  And at the same time, the girl has a bare heel in battle, then the orc will be exactly in the underworld. And the warriors will show themselves from the best side. And they will throw grenades at the orcs with the help of bare fingers of their legs that attract the eyes of men.
  And against the girls, consider not a single technique will work. And if necessary, they will be so fucked up that it will not seem enough.
  Warriors that sow considerable, and very destructive fear, with their angelic appearance.
  And of course, they don"t forget to use their scarlet, and very bright, mouth-watering nipples like strawberries in battle.
  No, against such warriors, no one will ever dare to open their mouths. They will tear it to bears and wolves.
  Here are a few girls crawling to the rear of the furry army. The girls understand that the task before them is not an easy one. They crawl to sabotage the bears.
  And they do it very cleverly. Warriors don't give up.
  And the orcs did not seem to notice girls in bikinis, but painted in khaki.
  One of them with blue hair is an elf, chirping:
  - That really stinks from these orcs. It feels like they haven't been washed for centuries!
  The yellow-haired elf giggles and confirms:
  - Yes, it is, in fact, it is! We girls are constantly rinsing ourselves, but these animals are not!
  The red-haired elf laughed and remarked:
  "Doesn't the smell of orc sweat excite women?"
  The white-haired elf laughed and replied:
  - Of course not! Rather disgusting! And I want to puke!
  The girl with blue hair took it and sang:
  - Elves oh oh oh
  We own the bottomless darkness!
  Elves oh oh oh!
  Secrets of deposits of millions!
  The girl with yellow hair said with some hesitation:
  - With the current inflation - a million is not such a big amount!
  The girl with red hair smiled and squeaked:
  - Better a million in your pocket than a billion in your dreams!
  The white-haired elf agreed.
  - Do not promise a crane in the sky - take a titmouse in your hands!
  And the girls sang in unison and with enthusiasm:
  - Elves, I ask you to be quiet, quiet,
  Let the wars perish in the mist...
  If the roofs of the evil bears were blown away,
  Let's make heaven on earth!
  And the warriors took it and burst out laughing. And now they are in the rear of the army of evil orcs. The girls carefully crawl up to the ammunition depot. Here are two girls with blue and red hair walking around an orc sentry. They cut his throat and at the same time shut the mouth of the bear, or rather the mouth.
  Then they throw a bottle with a combustible mixture into the warehouse. There is a fire.
  And the girls, flashing barefoot, pink heels, go away and sing.
  Fly up the fires of barrels of gasoline,
  Barefoot girls blow up cars...
  The era of light years is approaching,
  Know that our motto is simple: be ready!
  Girls, and in fact, if they start up, then nothing can stop them. And the orcs' ammunition depot is on fire. And now the shells are starting to detonate.
  And the warriors laugh again and show their tongues, and they are long and agile.
  The girl with blue hair suggested:
  - Let's also set fire to the airfield?
  The yellow-haired elf remarked with a sigh:
  - There are too many guards!
  The red-haired elf remarked:
  - And what's the point if the orcs are stupid?
  The girl with white hair remarked with a chuckle:
  - What orcs are not stupid, but we have not defeated them yet!
  The blue-haired girl remarked while laughing:
  - There are too many of them - they howl not by skill, but by number!
  And the girls sang in chorus:
  - The king of the elves taught in dashing battles,
  Keep the glamorous flag in glory!
  Father and brother was the king of the elves,
  The cracker shared the last with the fighters!
  And now the girls are crawling along the arc again. On the way they see three orcs. They drink something like diluted alcohol, only with a much more pungent and nasty smell. And they also smoke - they smoke like steam locomotives!
  The girl with yellow hair remarked:
  - I don"t understand, who needs this tobacco?
  The red-haired girl sang:
  - The elf king discovered America,
  A brave sailor...
  But at the same time he taught
  The whole world smoking tobacco!
  From the peace pipe
  That smoked with a jubilant leader,
  The bad habit has gone
  On a global scale!
  And the girls approached the orcs. And how they hit them in the back of the head with their bare, round, pink heels. And cut off. And then, without thinking twice, they cut their throats.
  The red-haired elf remarked:
  - One cigarette smoked shortens life by more than fifteen minutes!
  The yellow-haired elf giggled and said:
  - Considering that elves, without aging, can live for more than a thousand years, then ... The decline is not so big!
  The white-haired elf snarled.
  - Cigarettes are poison! It's true, people say - there is no worse than nicotine, a pack of cigarettes in the furnace!
  The blue-haired elf remarked:
  - And alcohol is also a very foul phenomenon!
  The girl with red hair nodded and sang:
  - If you're already drinking, then don't get drunk,
  If you're drunk, don't get caught!
  The girl with yellow hair chirped:
  - Well, if the dude died in the war,
  I drowned my conscience in heavy wine!
  Well, if the kid really resurrected,
  Got a love girl ideal!
  The girls laughed and began to stomp their bare feet much more vigorously.
  Here, a couple of orcs went behind the bushes, they wanted to do something. And the girls took it and threw blades with their bare toes. They cut the throats of orcs.
  Then they sang:
  - Love and death, good and evil,
  What is holy, what is sinful, is not destined to be understood!
  Love and death, good and evil,
  And to choose, we are given only one!
  Here the warriors of another orc took and broke his jaw first, and then his neck. Then they took the flare gun from the beast. If so, it can be used.
  The blue-haired elf chirped:
  - We have rockets, planes,
  the strongest spirit in the world of elves ...
  At the helm of the best pilots -
  The enemy will be crushed to dust and down!
  The red-haired elf added:
  Only treason and help from hell
  Might give the lousy orcs a chance...
  All traitors in the noose will find a reward,
  The gods of light love us elves!
  . CHAPTER #2
  The elf girls went around the positions of the orcs. There was a lot of barbed wire here. And barefoot beauties gnawed it with scissors. Sheared well. Then an elf with blue hair plunged the point into the groin of one of the orcs. He literally froze in pain. The warriors burst out laughing and showed tongues.
  The blood of the orcs is brown and nasty, the girls jumped back so as not to get dirty on it. Yes, it is not easy to fight with such creatures - it is even disgusting to kill them.
  The red-haired elf grunted out of place:
  - Half a year of bad weather,
  Half a year is nowhere!
  Elf with yellow objected:
  - It's on planet Earth the weather is not to hell! And we have, on the contrary, eternal summer, on all the planet and four luminaries!
  Indeed, in the orange sky, four large stars shone - of different colors, and it's wonderful!
  The warriors gnawed through the wire with wire cutters. And here they are crawling closer to the airfield. The planes of the hairy army of hell are already visible there. Some of the cars are very large. For example, strategic bombers. How much deadly weight can they carry? You don't count here.
  The red-haired elf sang:
  Camels want to swim
  And elephants fly...
  How many miracles are everywhere
  What can't be counted!
  The white-haired elf remarked:
  - You know very well yourself
  The world is filled with miracles...
  Only these miracles
  Elves can do it themselves!
  The blue-haired elf remarked:
  - There is already a wire under current around the airfield itself. So easily do not get over!
  The elf with yellow hair took it and offered:
  - And what if you throw the present of death in an arc through the wire on horseback. Let's hit the bomber, and a chain reaction will begin.
  The red-haired elf giggled and remarked:
  - That's an interesting idea! What if you try!
  The blue-haired elf remarked:
  - First you need to make a sling!
  And the girls nodded in unison. It is not so easy to make it out of wood and wire, but the warriors, as always, are on top. And once they get down to business, they won't back down.
  The white-haired elf chirped, swinging her abs and showing aerobatics with her legs:
  - Let's go boarding fighters,
  We have a great crew!
  The girls should be noted beautiful and smart and dexterous at the same time.
  Here is the sling ready. And you can launch an explosive package from ordinary coal dust from a distance. But if she explodes, then it will not seem enough to anyone. And even more so for orcs.
  The girls, with the help of bare feet, set up a sling, and blasted. And now the charge with coal flies in a high arc. And it flies over a stretched wire of high voltage, with lethal current. Even fell ill sparkled during the flight. And then it will land right in the belly of a strategic bomber, with ten tons of explosives in its belly. And how after that it will take and explode.
  It was like a small atomic bomb exploded.
  True, so far there are no nuclear weapons in this world. And this, of course, is for the best, since the climate would be spoiled. But the planes at the orc airfield began to explode and split. And many blazed like candles on a centenarian cake. And how it all caught fire with great pressure and excitement. And the destruction of the orcs went colossal.
  The blast wave even reached the girls, forcing them to grab onto the edges of the trees, the tops of which were broken. And press into the ground with bare feet, heels of the legs.
  Then came the heat and the smell of burning meat. The girls felt like they were invited to someone's picnic. And this is really the smell of fresh lamb carcasses.
  The blue-haired elf chirped:
  - How good to lie down on the grass,
  And something tasty to eat...
  Arrange a cool park in the bath,
  And call the young elves!
  The yellow-haired elf remarked:
  Maybe it's time for us to get out of here?
  The red-haired elf laughed and replied:
  - The orcs are panicking, and we will harvest!
  The white-haired elf nodded.
  - Protect the nature, people,
  And you will reap a rich harvest!
  After that, the four set off on a robbery. The girls began to catch the fleeing orcs, and cut their throats and bellies. The elves did it with great enthusiasm.
  Although they seem to be kind. But the orcs have the bodies of bears, and at the same time such bastard faces that you just wonder how the earth can endure such.
  And girls who love everything beautiful are quite understandable.
  An elf with blue hair cut off the head of an orc officer and sang:
  No need to lose your head
  Don't be in a hurry....
  No need to lose your head
  And suddenly come in handy!
  You write in your notebook
  For every page!
  All orcs must be killed!
  All orcs must be killed!
  All orcs must be killed!
  A girl with yellow hair threw a piece of glass with her bare toes. She cut the throat of one of the orcs, causing him to release a stream of blood and chirped:
  -All our views are just a product,
  Our abilities, our needs...
  In the new realities, everything suddenly became
  Believe in the new elves know the values!
  And the girls without thinking twice knocked out the tank of the orcs. And that one will light up, as if the metal is soaked through with gasoline. And after a couple of seconds, heavy shells of large caliber began to burst inside the car!
  The warriors exclaimed:
  - Glory to the warriors of light,
  Glory to the great elves...
  Our homeland is glorified
  Do not drift into battle!
  Here the elves took it and threw steel fragments with their bare heels, and right in the eyes of the evil orcs, blinding and killing the bears. Then they sang:
  - The king is the elves - he rules wisely,
  Gives orders - judges servants ...
  The throne does not tolerate fuss and barking,
  And not a method - to subdue fear!
  
  Well, if the battle is coming severe,
  Elf girls don't care...
  Forget your sorrows and reproaches
  Better hit the orc with a brick!
  And the girls after these words will take and laugh. And again, with their bare heels, they will throw up fragments. And strike the orcs to death. And they fall pierced and killed, releasing fountains of brown blood.
  The elf with blue hair took it and chirped:
  - For a wonderful fairy-tale world!
  A girl with yellow hair answered her:
  - And for the rays of light!
  And threw a deadly gift of annihilation and burning orcs with her bare heel.
  The red-haired elf took it and sang:
  - I ask no one to be surprised,
  If magic happens...
  If there will be, if there will be, if there will be magic!
  After that, all the girls will again spit on the orcs. And a real tsunami wave will rise, which covers these creatures and makes them burn.
  The female warriors do not give up, but fight harmoniously, and show their greatest aerobatics.
  And in another place, two elves are fighting as snipers. They fire from a distance at the orcs. They pierce their heads, knocking the brains out of their heads.
  The girls at the same time sit in ambush, on the tops of trees. And they fire accurately. They pierce the soldiers of the furry empire, stacking them literally in piles.
  One of them, a girl with white-red-white hair, asked her partner with red-green hair:
  - Well, how do we give good to these furry ones!
  The elf warrior nodded.
  - Not weak!
  And the girls shoot again. Here is a white-red-white elf hit the general of the orcs. She did it extremely well. She blew her brains out and tweeted:
  - For the royal elves!
  To this, the elf with red-green hair replied:
  - Tsarism - do you like it?
  The elf replied:
  - Not really! But during the war there is no other form!
  The elf nodded and squeaked:
  - And I believe that it will be!
  And her face grinned.
  Warrior women worked, knocking out bears. And it seemed to them that there would be no end to the series of approaching orcs.
  And the elves sang in chorus, killing the bears:
  No, we said to the furry ones,
  Our people will not tolerate...
  So that the hunchbacked orc rules,
  Let's just say freak!
  And so the beauties took and with their bare toes threw grenades at the advancing bears, scattering them in different directions. And to whom the paw was torn off, and to whom the head.
  The elves showed their aggression against freaks, with nasty faces.
  And they even sang:
  A stream of blood flows through you, a scarlet river,
  The enemy Fuhrer with baldness and looks very cool ...
  But don't give in to him
  Take the sword in hand - crush Satan!
  If the elf is brave, and not a cowardly louse,
  Fuhrer with baldness - you will quickly kill!
  This is how the warriors show their very sparkling and aggressive, befitting character.
  But the four elves took advantage of the panic and captured one of the newest orc tanks. And let's scribble from machine guns - he has six of them. And so the girls thrashed, and when shooting using their bare toes.
  The elf with blue hair took it and cooed:
  - They carry, they carry a barefoot girl horses,
  With such a beauty, do not ruin such hope!
  Under the sun of kindness, and under the star of Chase,
  You love a girl, you are a girl people!
  The yellow-haired elf agreed with this:
  - Yes, it will be so, great love will return!
  And the warrior threw a present of death with her fingers of bare feet of murderous power, which flew out through the open hatch of the tank. And struck a lot of orcs.
  The red-haired elf, blasting at the orcs with machine guns, remarked wittily:
  - There is a sign here we are at risk,
  Barefoot girls can lead ...
  Let's shake these orcs with our heels,
  Orc will not be able to save himself!
  The white-haired elf slammed a projectile at the ork tank, using her bare, chiseled legs. Punctured the furry bears' car, setting it on fire.
  Then she took it and sang:
  Barefoot, only barefoot
  Elf girls want to fight
  Barefoot, only barefoot
  We girls of the world are so good at fighting!
  Once again, the elf tank sends out projectiles that destroy the ork machines with deadly and accurate power. And make them really burn. And this is really a dance of bare feet of elves and girls of unprecedented beauty!
  The warriors sang in chorus, firing at the enemy:
  Hail barefoot elf,
  In the storm, storms and flames of victories...
  You have a straight back
  Although sometimes there is a lot of trouble!
  And they bared their pearly, sparkling teeth. Then they chirped, winking and snapping:
  - Glory to our brave elves and elves!
  The girls were very brave and aggressive. And let's fire at the orcs very accurately with trophy shells. And they actively sang, shooting with bare, girlish legs:
  - Glory to our homeland of elves,
  We girls will be the best ...
  Letting go of a lot of pins
  We beauties celebrate success!
  And the warriors will immediately take and beat the orcs, who are hairy, furry and smelly.
  And they can't resist such beauties. At least throw bricks on the heads of the orcs, or bombs.
  But there are quite a few furry bears. True, their numbers create panic and pandemonium. And the orcs in a panic fire at each other. And the shooting is such and prickly smoke.
  The grass is on fire and ammunition is exploding. Full of destruction.
  An elf with blue hair took it and sang:
  - Our homeland is with the elves,
  So glamorous and cute
  Fight for her, don't drift
  The country has been famous for centuries!
  And the warrior will bare her teeth again, as if she were a she-wolf. And wink with sapphire eyes.
  The red-haired elf, as she fired, remarked:
  - Break, crush and tear apart,
  This is life, this is happiness!
  An elf with yellow hair fired, pressing the button with her bare heel, at the orcs and objected:
  - There is no happiness in destruction!
  An elf with white hair fired machine guns at the shaggy bears, mowing down a mass of orcs and squeaked:
  - Destruction is passion
  No matter what power...
  Power has always drunk someone else's blood,
  Together we will celebrate love!
  The blue-haired elf giggled and chirped:
  - The Fuhrer with baldness immediately in the coffin,
  Maintain health to...
  Possess the girls you figure,
  And look for men with hair!
  After that, the beauty took it and showed her long, pink tongue, pretending to be like a cobra.
  The warriors will laugh again and show their imperative. If you understand what it is all about.
  But the girls are almost naked. And then one of them, with red hair, took and took off her bra, and how she pressed the button with her ruby nipple. And after that, how the projectile will take and hammer. And he gets into a tank with orcs, and let's specifically tear the furry bears. And the girls sang:
  - Somewhere in the world,
  Where it's always cold...
  Orcs those evil bears,
  Clearly broken axle!
  That's why frost
  Winter is crying all around
  Girls shed tears
  Evil Satan rules!
  Warriors sing well, but they fight even better. And they shoot so accurately, like invincible Amazons.
  No, elves are truly a miracle. And if they begin to thresh, then not a single army will stand against them. These are the girls with multi-colored hairstyles.
  Another elf sits in ambush and corrects the fire from the fighters of her glamorous army. And he does it very well and accurately. Striking with aggressive spontaneity.
  The warrior, to be sure, is not easy, but with cunning. Here she is correcting the fire.
  And other elves very accurately hit the orcs, destroying their positions.
  The girls who fight and the rarer boys show wonderful knowledge of the fight.
  Let's just say elves like this right here - warriors are glamorous, but not at all cast-iron.
  On airplanes, elf pilots usually wear only panties. They girls are tanned and muscular. And they fire with the help of bare, chiseled legs.
  Not forgetting, however, to apply also scarlet nipples. And they breasts of the warriors are very lush and tanned. There is so much energy and charm in the beauties, and such flows of charges of joy.
  And the warriors can also sing at their best;
  Anthem of the Motherland among cool girls,
  They are so know fighting ...
  After all, it doesn"t happen, women know the blue ones,
  They are in shoes, even if they are barefoot!
  This is how similar passages of girls look like, which take off above the mountains. Eagles are real eagles!
  And nothing will stop them, and no one will win!
  These warriors will show themselves. It can be seen as an ork bomber engulfed in flames, as if a bird falls down, leaving behind a very sinister, and black tail.
  And the elves squeal:
  Girls jump like horses
  They won't catch up with us, they won't catch up with us!
  We'll kill the orcs, we'll kill the orcs,
  Bury brown bears in the land!
  This is really the girls that you need, their class is super! And they are to the orcs like the deadly bites of a cobra. The warriors here are very cute. And their breast nipples are so scarlet and sparkling and sweet in taste.
  Elves have a shortage of guys - one in twelve beauties, and this often leads to fights between females for males. Here in the animal world, males fight for females, and in this world, on the contrary, females fight for males, and this is great in its own way!
  Girls on airplanes shoot down bears using tricks - double with barrels, and a fox's tail. They do it very cleverly, and set fire to fighters.
  The warriors even sang:
  - I would go to the sky, I would go to the sky,
  The girls are up to the task!
  They are barefoot elves, so cool and fighting. And their eyes sparkle with sapphires and emeralds.
  And the breasts are decorated with ruby nipples. These girls are the highest class.
  And the naked, round heels of the beauties are so pink, with a very graceful curve. And they can grab both the trolls and their guys by the noses with their bare toes.
  The female pilots fight, shoot down orc planes and sing, baring their teeth:
  In the vastness of the wonderful homeland,
  Where the barefoot elves run...
  Everything will be quite flattering beauty,
  Well, the Fuhrer will be kaput!
  
  The bald Fuhrer stole a lot,
  A real orc bloodsucker...
  We are elves, just daughters of God,
  Our teacher Jesus Christ!
  And the warriors took and again released pulsars of lethal force from the scarlet nipples of their breasts. And let's thresh these orcs with the help of tongues, pressing them on the buttons. And it is effective and in its own way even spectacular.
  Here are some girls fighting on stormtroopers. They are, of course, barefoot and in bikinis.
  And the warriors look very sexy when tanned and in a bikini. And their legs are so seductive, and their fingers are so even, with mother-of-pearl nails. And at the same time, the elves also send missiles at the orc tanks from above, hitting the bear troops.
  It is especially effective to fire using bare, round, pink heels. And, of course, the ruby nipples of the chest, which are so shiny that the elven youths cramp their tongues from such sweetness. And the deliciousness is amazing.
  And the warriors from the stormtroopers hit the orcs, demonstrating courage and serious courage. And the girls are able to press the buttons with their bare toes, dropping a deadly load on the heads of the bears.
  One of the warriors with blue hair took it and sang, baring her teeth:
  - We elves value freedom,
  Endless ocean of love...
  Peoples merge into a bright beam,
  To dispel the darkness on the way!
  Here, a small but swift rocket flies from the plane, and hits the side of the tank of shaggy bears. And the orc car burns like a candle or a flaming torch.
  The elf took it and sang:
  Everything is ghostly in this raging world,
  Life is a moment, hold on to it ...
  Time flows between past and future
  And in a moment - elf fight!
  Girls, of course, do such things that it is impossible to say in a fairy tale or describe with a pen.
  They are first-class beauties and very cool and fighting. And the nipples of scarlet breasts make an irresistible impression. And with such girls, where can the bears compete.
  Elf are brave fighters who are able to jump above their heads if something happens. Or press a button with a scarlet nipple and throw out a colossal, destructive missile that will hit a large ork self-propelled gun and smash it to pieces.
  Here, for example, a huge 2,000-ton tank of the Orc Empire is crawling, such a colossal and incomparable power.
  The elves see this tank from the air. The girl presses the button with her round, bare heel. And a large, destructive missile flies out, hitting the monster from the air and breaking through its cover.
  And the girl roars:
  - Girl, you are a warrior of light,
  Warrior of good and wind!
  Then he winks at his supporters. And they wink with sapphire eyes in response. More precisely, not to supporters, but to partners, but these are already details. Warriors, of course, are not one of those who bow to difficulties. And they send another rocket into the huge machine. They pierce metal and make gasoline burn. It should be noted that elves are very funny girls, but they fight bravely and are capable of a lot. And it's not that easy to stop them.
  So the warriors do not retreat, and at the same time they demonstrate their highest class and flight of fancy.
  And then the huge land battleship of the furry bears blazed like a brazier. And the orcs received such a present of death. This is really destruction and death.
  An elf with pink hair, a high-class pilot, took it and sang, baring her teeth:
  -They run along the curve,
  Bare feet girls...
  Tired of milking cows
  I want to tease my happiness!
  Another warrior with blue hair that floats in waves sang aggressively, baring her teeth:
  - Harness a horse in a collar,
  And fortune awaits me!
  There were chuckles after these words. And the girls should be noted among the elves when they laugh, it seems that they are ringing silver bells. And everything looks very beautiful.
  The elf nodded, winked her sapphire eyes, and chirped:
  - Everything sparkles like lightning,
  The beauty of the elves is class ...
  I am an elf like a queen
  Poke an orc in the eye!
  And the warrior again showed her long and very biting tongue. Which is capable of strangling anyone like a noose.
  Orcs from the sky from the elves fairly receive. And they are trivially driven into the coffin. Warriors show their highest aerobatics, and the aggression of a big wave. And flows of energy come from the scarlet nipples of the chest, gorgeous girls.
  Which really show that no one will stop them and will not win.
  And they will show their highest and cool class.
  One of the elves took it and pressed the button with her tongue. And fired a rocket that landed right in the warehouse and ammunition from the orcs. And the blow was crushing and strong.
  And a whole fountain of violent fire and energy blazed. And everything around was on fire. The furry bears writhed, and their skin peeled off, and they literally burned like kebabs of fatty meat. This was indeed something that brought colossal destruction and death. And not just orcs. Among them there were also hired trolls. They are also magical creatures. Even if there were a few trolls, it makes no sense to die for someone else's empire. Unless you fight for money. And of course, the elves can also sometimes be with volunteers.
  The girls from the glamorous people sang:
  Raise the bonfires of the elf girl,
  We attack in the battle don't drift...
  The era of light years is approaching,
  Let's be an example, not for fools!
  And the warriors again showed their long and very pink tongues, and spat, sticking their heads out of the cabins at the orcs.
  And their spitting turned out to be so destructive and lethal that some of the orcs figuratively burned down.
  One of the cucumber-haired warriors sang:
  - Girls, girls, girls,
  It's time to kill all the orcs!
  Girls, girls, girls,
  It's time to give hell to the horns!
  One of the orange-haired elves remarked:
  - The girl's bare foot will drive the man under the heel, and the orc into hell!
  . CHAPTER #3
  Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin, who turned into an orc, gave a series of orders, and fell into a dream. And he dreamed, something not too pleasant, although at the same time amusing;
  After the Russian troops began to suffer defeat after defeat on the territory of Ukraine, the Taliban decided: their hour had come. And in the late autumn of 2022 they struck at Tajikistan. As expected, the Tajik troops turned out to be ready for war, and first of all morally. Most of them surrendered or fled. The Russian military base in Tajikistan was surrounded, and the Taliban attacked it from all sides.
  Russia had to hastily transfer forces to Tajikistan and open a second front there.
  And the troops had to be transferred across several borders. As a result, the Taliban defeated the Russian base. Some of the soldiers were slaughtered, and some were taken prisoner.
  And Russian President Vladimir Putin still had to announce a general mobilization with a great delay, and transfer new troops to Tajikistan. And this, of course, placed an additional burden on both the Russian economy and the budget, and contributed to the decline in Putin's popularity among the people.
  However, Russia was now fighting against the Taliban as well. But Afghanistan has almost forty million people - mostly young, and a lot of equipment previously captured from the Americans. And try to overcome such an army, even if others are strange and do not prevent Russia from transferring troops through their territories. Be that as it may, in moral terms, the Russians are much more pleasant to fight with the Taliban Mujahideen than with their Ukrainian brothers. And therefore, of course, beautiful, sexy and glamorous girls also take part in the battles.
  What makes the war very interesting.
  There is almost no snow in Tajikistan even in winter. And the girls go on the attack, flaunting their bare, pink heels.
  Natasha fires from a machine gun, at the same time throwing a destructive present of death with her bare toes.
  The bodies of the Taliban, torn to shreds, jump up.
  The Warrior exclaims:
  - For our beautiful children!
  Another warrior, Zoya, also fires from a submachine gun. Scribbles with great accuracy, killing Mujahideen. They fall down like mowed sheaves of wheat.
  And a charming girl with golden hair threw a pea of death with her bare heel and cooed:
  - Russia defended the country with itself,
  From the invasions of the hellish locust...
  And covered with her breasts -
  All the peoples of Mother Earth!
  And the warrior will take it and laugh, showing her full tooth of her mouth. And with a very naughty tongue that licks more than just chocolate ice cream.
  Augustine, another of the aerobatics who mow down the Taliban in ranks, cooed:
  - Apples in the snow
  These are breast girls ...
  I will help you,
  There will be great judges!
  And the warrior again threw the deadly gift of annihilation with her bare toes. And scattered many Taliban in different directions, tearing off their heads and limbs.
  Svetlana also mows down the Mujahideen, and does it with great enthusiasm. This girl has so much pressure and crazy energy. She throws with her bare toes a large, destructive gift of death.
  And then he sings:
  - About the girls barefoot, barefoot, barefoot ...
  We swing braids, braids, braids!
  The female warriors took up the Taliban so much that the heels of the beauties just sparkle.
  Indeed, a Russian woman is a great force. And she mows the enemies like a scythe with a motor. And it really drives into the coffins, and even into the ground.
  The female warriors show their furious temperament and roar:
  We are Komsomol girls
  We love Eskimo...
  The voice of beauties is sonorous,
  There will be a new movie!
  And the warriors took and showed their very long and such playful tongues.
  The battle, of course, with the Taliban is not an easy riddle. And the Russian guys are dying, in considerable numbers. And he comes from Tajikistan to carry a load of two hundred.
  Of course, in Russia itself, people are starting to rebel - why was the war with Ukraine needed? Should Russia pay with the lives of its sons and daughters in the war in Tajikistan? The questions are, of course, completely natural. In fact, is the game worth the candle?
  In addition, prices are rising, and there is no smell of victories. And then Zyuganov also had a stroke, and paralyzed a pocket oppositionist. For how long, obedient to the authorities, Gennady Andreevich has been leading marginals in circles and imitating quasi-opposition. And now the leader of the most numerous and popular opposition, the most convenient for the authorities, has taken and bent. A holy place is never empty. Others came, young and much more aggressive.
  And the throne shook...
  But while there is a war with the Taliban. Here girls from among the pilots of attack aircraft are fighting in the sky.
  Anastasia Vedmakova is one of the famous red-haired warriors. She refused to fight against Ukraine, but destroy the Taliban, please.
  Of course, many Asa warriors did not want to kill their Slavic brothers.
  But with the Mujahideen - please.
  Anastasia fired a shot at the Taliban with the help of her bare toes. She sent a rocket to the Afghans and sang:
  How we lived fighting
  And not afraid of death...
  So a barefoot pilot present!
  Another ace warrior is also beautiful, only this time the blonde Akulina Orlova also fights with spooks. Yes, the Taliban are called, as in the first war with the Afghans, dushmans, or spirits. The enemy is really strong, and great in number. And the Taliban and air defense have their own. Including captured from the former government army.
  Akulina Orlova makes a U-turn with her plane and leaves the Stinger missile, after which the girl sang:
  - An evil spirit creeps on the rocks,
  You burn it with napalm...
  Well, if the Taliban
  Let's use deception in battle!
  Another girl Margarita Magnitnaya. She has hair like gold leaf. Very beautiful girl. And she also categorically refused to fight with Ukraine. Since it will not raise weapons against the Slavic brothers. That caused a lot of approval. And the Taliban are religious fanatics, and at one time helped the Chechen separatists. Moreover, the Taliban was the only state in the world that recognized the independence of Chechnya. And this, of course, left its mark on relations with Russia for many years.
  Margarita Magnitnaya is ready to fight. Her bare toes press the buttons. And rockets of colossal, destructive force are flying at the Taliban. And they beat the bearded Afghans.
  Margarita sang:
  - Oh, Motherland, let the ugly cry,
  And we like her, even if she is not beautiful!
  Bastards are gullible
  If the Chekist rules,
  So there will be fascism
  Abomination of mankind!
  The first thaw,
  Stalin's funeral -
  Russia will not be Cain,
  Even though she's hurt!
  And the warriors took it in chorus and chirped:
  - Do not endure the humiliation of the Slavs,
  We are all for Ukraine...
  Let's not take any more insults
  Cain, we are in the pool with our heads!
  The girls on the stormtroopers hit the Taliban and smash and kill these Mujahideen.
  Here they fly to thresh spirits. But zinc coffins with dead Russian soldiers and officers are being taken out of Tajikistan.
  One of these soldiers was left without a leg. And he sings sadly, with delight, and with tears in his eyes:
  - Somehow they drove into the coffin,
  And the strongest ghoul
  All squeezed and stuck,
  And rammed it tight!
  There are girls on tanks too. A very interesting Russian car "Bear". She is a very heavy tank - more than a hundred tons - an experimental model. Of course, it also has a special crew of four girls. And they all have names starting with E!
  Here, for example, Elizabeth presses the buttons of the joystick with her bare toes, and hits the bunker with the Taliban and roars:
  - Glory to communism!
  Ekaterina, continuing to fire from machine guns, and pressing the buttons with her scarlet nipple, roars:
  - And without Zyuganov! With a bald head and drunk!
  Elena squeaked, pressing her bare heel on the pedal:
  - For trips to the Indian Ocean!
  Efrosinya also fired, this time using his playful tongue and squeaking:
  - For victories in assault battles!
  And the girls laugh. Watering the Taliban fighters with lead rain. And they do it very well.
  Elizabeth, shooting at the enemy, thought. Indeed, if a person has brains, he understands that any religion is a fairy tale and human fantasy!
  But why did all sorts of religions spread all over the world? And, many contrary to common sense? Indeed, take the most massive religion: Christianity. To believe in God crucified on the cross is stupid and ridiculous. In fact, if you believe in the Bible, then God becomes somehow strange and incomprehensible.
  Then he drowns almost all of humanity with water - millions of people die, and only eight people are saved. Then, on the contrary, on the cross prays for the executioners?
  It may be noted that the God of the Old Testament is very cruel, but in the New Testament Christ is extremely kind. And there is a glaring contradiction here. Indeed, if Jesus were God the Son, he would have to burn Sodom and Gomorrah. But there were adults, and children, and women. Isn't that cruel?
  Yes, and many other examples of cruelty can be listed for a very long time. One murder of children by Elisha is worth something.
  So think about what people believe. And the government also imposes religion. And now they are fighting with the religious fanatics of the Taliban.
  But they warned - do not rejoice at the fact that the United States is leaving Afghanistan - it will only be worse for Russia.
  The Taliban, having rested a little and taking advantage of the fact that Russia's hands are tied by the war with Ukraine, took and struck a blow. And then it was predicted to many. And Russia had to subscribe. And, of course, against their will - too many Russian soldiers died at the base in Tajikistan. So Vladimir Putin found himself embroiled in yet another war. And the mood, of course, in society has become much more hostile to the incumbent president. The love of the people is very changeable. And the Taliban, of course, calculated everything correctly. Moreover, the United States is satisfied in this case - they pitted their enemies. And they began to talk about Biden: a wise old man. Like, how cleverly arranged everything.
  In fact, age and sport, and wisdom is not a hindrance!
  Elizabeth shoots again, and again, of course, with her bare toes. It is quite warm in the tank even in winter. And in summer it is really hot in Tajikistan.
  The girl took it and sang:
  - If long, long, long,
  Fight against the Taliban...
  If it's long, long, long
  Run downhill in battle!
  It's possible, it's possible
  Of course, that's right, that's right...
  Even though sometimes it's like
  You can catch up with Africa!
  And in Africa, prices are so high,
  And in Africa, the money is so wide!
  Hippos lost weight
  Sperm whales shriveled up...
  And the people are like a parrot,
  Go straight to heaven!
  Ekaterina noted with a smirk, pressing the button of the tank's joystick with her scarlet nipple:
  - Something little in you optimism!
  Elizabeth angrily replied:
  - If the president is a moral cripple and a rogue, then what joy can his subjects have!
  Elena nodded.
  - Yes! They say dashing trouble is the beginning! But it was precisely the excessive luck that made Putin overly self-confident!
  Elizabeth nodded her blue-tinted head.
  - Yes, I always thought that it was impossible to give so much luck to one person - he sits on a white horse, in the sense he begins to believe that the sea is knee-deep to him. And then, like an old woman who wanted to become God, she ends up with nothing!
  Catherine agreed with this:
  - Yes! Putin had too much luck, and this spoiled him. As fortune loved in its time - Napoleon, Hitler, Ivan the Terrible, and then turned away from them.
  Efrosinya remarked:
  - Nicholas II was a very unlucky, but at the same time a kind and decent tsar. For example, do you think he would be lucky at least a little bit in the war with Japan. For example, did Admiral Makarov die, and everything could have been different. And Admiral Makarov died due to a series of unlikely coincidences. For some reason, he did not order mine-sweeping by destroyers, and none of his subordinates gave such an order. And the mine, most likely, was Russian, and a large battleship should not have sunk from one mine. And even in this case, Admiral Makarov could have been saved, as, for example, Kirill Romanov was saved.
  Elizabeth agreed:
  - Yes, a little luck to Nicholas II could give Russia much more than a lot of luck to mediocre Vladimir Putin! For example, Admiral Makarov could defeat the Japanese at sea with little bloodshed, and then the war with the samurai would not have been worth much sacrifice. And if Tsarist Russia had won the war with Japan, then the First World War, most likely, would not have happened. So the authority of the army of the empire would be too high and the Germans would not dare to declare war!
  Elena nodded.
  - Maybe! Although Makarov alone does not exhaust the number of failures and bad luck in the war with Japan. Although it must be admitted that the enemy was strong. But on the other hand, if the battleship Oslyabi had not sunk so quickly, even during the battle of Tsushima, the squadron could have completely broken through to Vladivostok! And so the war with Japan turned out to be so unsuccessful!
  Efrosinya remarked:
  - But the war in the forty-fifth year with Japan was surprisingly easy and successful. As if Japan ran out of luck. However, alas, Stalin's victory led to the communists taking power over China, and the emergence of a very strong and dangerous empire, which almost attacked the USSR under Brezhnev. Even now, China is only pretending to be a friend. And he wants to chop off our land to the Urals.
  Catherine nodded.
  - Yes! If the Japanese had been defeated then, there would have been Zheltorossia instead of the north of China, and Orthodoxy would have come to the empire under heaven. And what happened as a result of Stalin's easy victory over the Japanese. The birth of an atheistic empire, and a mighty monster on the borders with Russia!
  Elizabeth noted, baring her teeth:
  - So believe after that in the Christian God. A victory over Japan would give new tens of millions of Orthodox believers. Instead, an aggressive atheistic regime came to power in Russia. And then the bloody Stalinist regime brought atheism to China. And the cruel empire of Mao appeared. I really don't understand what God wanted!
  Elena remarked:
  - Or there is no God at all! Either Satan is much stronger than the Bible says about it, or the plans of the Almighty are incomprehensible to us!
  Efrosinya remarked:
  "Usually cruel kings are bigger and prosperous!" The only exception was perhaps Alexander the First - the king was intelligent, kind, liberal, a gentleman and a fly is not upholstered. And together successful!
  Elizabeth remarked:
  - And Catherine the Second was not considered a cruel and evil ruler, and was also very successful. True, she was a whore, and in general a person not entirely good. She forbade the peasants to complain about their masters. It is even strange that so much luck was given to such a foul person!
  Elena nodded.
  - Yes, and then believe in the Christian God! When - evil and vile the most successful!
  Catherine sang furiously:
  The world is based on violence
  Volcano of rage whipping in a big way ...
  Higher tension,
  Awakens with pain and fear
  Only fear will give us friends,
  Only pain encourages you to work,
  Because I want more and more
  Hyperplasma will burst into the crowd!
  Elizabeth said with a sigh:
  - Yes, Genghis Khan was a rude pagan. He could neither read nor write, but he captured half the world. Both Muslims and Christians lost in battle with him. And here is the question: where was Almighty God at that time? And why did the paganism of the Mongols defeat Monotheism: Islam and Christianity?
  Efrosinya remarked with a smile:
  - In the same way, you can ask: where was Almighty God when Cain killed Abel? Why did he allow the first fratricidal war in the history of mankind?
  Elena chuckled and summed up:
  - Yes, you can argue ad infinitum, but you will never prove either that God exists or that He does not exist?
  Catherine noted:
  - At the expense of Jesus Christ, I strongly doubt it. The unfortunate, downtrodden Jews could well take a strong, gifted hypnotist - such as Anatoly Kashpirovsky for the messiah and deify. If you look at the statistics of miracles of Anatoly Mikhailovich, then he is cooler than Christ!
  Efrosinya giggled and sang:
  - God forbid the blind to open their eyes,
  And straighten your backs humpbacked ...
  Yes God, to be God even a little bit,
  But you can't be a little crucified!
  And the girls took up the Taliban again. Pressing the buttons of the joystick with their bare toes, they mowed down numerous Mujahideen, and laid them literally in batches. The bearded Taliban were dying under machine-gun fire and high-explosive fragmentation shells. Serious fun began, with the mass extermination of religious fanatics.
  And here is Alenka with her battalion of beautiful girls who, despite the cool, winter weather of Tajikistan, attack the Taliban barefoot.
  True, they are in short skirts, and Kevlar armor covers their bodies.
  Beauties run on the attack, and sing:
  - The evil Taliban is crawling on the rocks,
  But girls are the coolest...
  Pound him with napalm
  We will celebrate success!
  And the girls will sparkle with pearly teeth.
  And then Anyuta will throw a pea with explosives at the Mujahideen with her bare toes. And she will smash the Taliban in different directions, like kittens.
  The girl took it and sang:
  - Glory to the Fatherland, glory,
  Tanks are rushing forward ...
  Divisions of girls in bikinis
  Greetings Russian people!
  Red-haired Alla also fires at bearded enemies, mows them down and sings:
  - Russia laughed at this Taliban,
  In all ages, that's why she and Russia!
  And the girl will also take and throw a killer lemon at the Mujahideen with her bare toes. And scatter enemies in all different directions.
  And how he whistles at the top of his lungs.
  Several dozen crows were stunned. Having a heart attack, they fell on the heads of shaved Taliban, and they were pierced. Then the warrior chirped:
  - The matter is very controversial with us,
  I believe it will be just the highest class!
  I know the Taliban will win
  After all, a proud cherub is above us!
  Maria, another one of the bikini girls, took it and whistled. And with her bare toes she threw a huge murderous force at the enemy, a very destructive present of death. She shredded the Taliban fighters, and grunted her teeth:
  - There is a huge fog around Russia,
  And the Taliban fighter rushes to the Fatherland!
  Olympias is truly a girl-hero. She is large and at the same time she has light brown hair. The warrior has luxurious hips, and a strong press, which is lined with chocolate tiles. Well, against such a girl-beast, really no one can resist.
  And now, with her powerful, muscular, bare feet, she lifted a whole barrel of explosives and how she would throw it at the Taliban. And this barrel rushed with great, deadly speed. And how it will crash into the Mujahideen, literally tearing them apart.
  The hero warrior took it in joy and sang:
  And over Murov the sky is gloomy,
  The dawn is rising...
  We are like the daughters of Ilya Muromets,
  They boasted of their strength not in vain!
  Indeed, it is much more pleasant to fight and kill the Taliban than to fight with your Ukrainian brothers. Here I think anyone will agree that it is a sin to kill brothers. And Vladimir Putin is already openly called in the Russian troops - Vovka-Cain!
  Olympias sang in rage:
  Well, how many brothers can you kill,
  After all, a person, believe me, was born for happiness ...
  The mother does not let her son go to the front,
  And even in the summer there is bad weather in the war!
  After that, the bogatyr girl will take it and draw air into her lungs and whistle. Many hundreds of crows immediately have a heart attack and faint. And their sharp beaks fly down and pierce the skulls of the Taliban pressing on the positions of the Russian troops.
  Olympias, knocking down the crows with whistles and making them fall stunned, took it and chirped:
  That, that, that - hooves are knocking,
  That, that, that - the machine gun hit!
  The Taliban army has been smashed to its head,
  And no one will break the army of girls!
  Marusya is also firing at the advancing Taliban soldiers. Shows his temper and the highest class. Her machine gun mows down the Mujahideen in whole ranks.
  The girl throws a killer present of death with her bare toes. Knocks out a mass of Taliban fighters, and squeaks:
  - War Classics,
  This girl should be barefoot ...
  Daughters and sons
  Let's turn everyone into a game!
  Warriors and in fact beauty.
  Matryona, firing at the Taliban and throwing gifts of destruction with her bare toes, chirped:
  - Glory to the girls in bikinis,
  They beat the Mujahideen...
  The girls have bare knives
  Attack like this for dinner!
  A girl with a thin waist and luxurious hips shoots at the advancing Taliban. He does it very cleverly and accurately. Mows them like a lawn mower and sings:
  - The girl danced the polka,
  On the lawn at an early hour ...
  Tail to the left, tail to the right
  This is the polka Karabas!
  And now the warrior will again throw a murderous present at the enemy with her bare toes. And he will lay down a lot of Taliban.
  Here are fighting Victoria and Veronica. Both girls are very cool. And they shoot extremely well.
  Victoria threw a gift of annihilation with her bare heel of lethal force. She tore a lot of dushmans and squeaked:
  - Money melts in the wallet,
  Capitals are melting...
  And in Russian -
  Money means manna!
  Another girl pressed the button with her scarlet nipple, which turned on a deafening ultrasound, and let it fly through the air. And already thousands of crows fell on the shaved heads of the Taliban. And let's punch them.
  The red-haired girl sang:
  Mujahideen attack Russia
  There are a lot of them rushing Afghanistan ...
  Grandfathers fought for then in Afghanistan,
  Now the formidable Taliban has raised its sword!
  
  But barefoot girls don't give up
  They will show just the highest class ...
  With the armada of the Taliban they are briskly fighting,
  And they strike right in the eye!
  And the warrior with her bare toes will throw a gift of annihilation with deadly force. And everyone gets it from him.
  Alice and Angelica fire at the Taliban with sniper rifles. And they do it extremely well. And they conduct such an accurate fire.
  Alice took it and sang:
  For the dushman there will be a coffin,
  Maintain health to...
  Girls run naked in winter!
  And break the backs of the Mujahideen!
  And the warriors at once took and showed their tongues!
  And then Alice fired, using the scarlet nipple of her chest at the push of a button. And knocked out a dozen Taliban.
  Alice took it and chirped, baring her teeth:
  - For the Fatherland and freedom to the end,
  Barefoot girls in bikinis
  You are such a hero...
  Making hearts beat in unison!
  Angelica confirmed:
  - Knock in unison! This is great!
  . CHAPTER #4
  The war between the Taliban and Russia continued. Afghanistan is a large population, many young people are hungry, angry, aggressive.
  And they are fighting in Tajikistan, while Russia's hands are tied with the war in Ukraine, which is supported by most of the world.
  And the Taliban are using it.
  But very barefoot and beautiful girls are fighting on the side of Russia. Fights come in waves.
  Natasha shoots at the Mujahideen. They use the lethal force of a dragon-type machine gun. And throws bullets at the Taliban.
  And they fall pressing on the girl. Here, a Russian helicopter shot down from a makeshift anti-aircraft installation will fall. The Taliban shot him down. True, the helicopter is not girls, but men, and they are not particularly sorry.
  And Natasha is a girl and still barefoot in a bikini. And when you are almost naked, then no one in particular will hold you back or stop you.
  Natashka threw a gift of annihilation with her bare fingers of chiselled legs of deadly power. She scattered the Taliban in different directions and sang, baring her pearly teeth:
  It's winter, winter, winter
  Started suddenly...
  Furiously sweeping, sweeping -
  Tomorrow will be better
  Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow!
  And now it's a new year!
  Indeed, it snowed in Tajikistan on New Year's Eve. And now Russian girls leave bare, chiseled footprints in the snow, and it looks very beautiful.
  Zoya took it and sang:
  One two Three -
  Wipe processors!
  Four eight five
  Let's go to play!
  And the girl with her bare toes will launch a gift of death with murderous power.
  Zoya took it and sang, baring her teeth:
  One, two, three, four, five,
  The bunny went out for a walk ...
  Here comes the girl running
  Mujahideen kills!
  And Zoya took and showed her long tongue.
  But the fire is led by Augustine. Such a girl, cooler than which does not exist. And scribbling with deadly aplomb. Mows down the Mujahideen without unnecessary ceremonies. Then he starts to sing;
  If the rear is useless -
  Military ardor will not help ...
  Well, if there is no heat,
  The rear will go to the enemy for lunch!
  And the red-haired Augustine will both take and throw the gift of annihilation, with her bare toes. And in reality, so many dushmans will be torn apart, which is simply horror.
  Augustine, of course, did not miss the opportunity to sing:
  I've been naked
  Jumped across the field!
  So jumped across the field ...
  Kulatsky sang along!
  And the girl will take it and her eyes that sparkle with sapphires will sparkle. And her eyes are beautiful. And the language is very playful. And so agile, and so groovy. Well, just like it's some kind of juicy orange.
  Svetlana also fights. And with bare toes he throws presents of annihilation. Which are so lethal and destructive.
  And nearby, the Taliban took and knocked out a Russian tank. And the car of the Russian army began to tear to pieces, the combat kit detonated. And men are dying again.
  But Svetlana doesn't need smelly men. They need to be tortured. And the girl took it and sang:
  Men, men, men
  You are just big brutes
  When girls kill you
  They clean up the land!
  Indeed, the Taliban are beasts.
  Somehow they caught a beautiful scout girl. Well, for starters, they took her and put her on the rack. The joints were twisted out of the hands, which is very painful.
  Then the bare feet of the girl were hung with blocks, which fettered her ankles. And then they took and kindled a fire under her bare, and graceful curve of the soles.
  The Russian girl was very hurt. The Taliban, before frying her heels, took and smeared her feet with oil. And so the sole burned slowly, and it was excruciatingly painful. And the girl moaned and roared. And the Taliban also beat her on the back and sides with a whip. Then they decided to intensify the torture. They took out a red-hot wire and let's beat the beauty on the back and chest.
  And how it hurts. Especially when the Taliban began to twist the scarlet nipples with red-hot tongs to the Russian girl. And she cried so much.
  And the main leader of the Taliban detachment was simply crazy from torture. And bared his golden teeth.
  The Russian girl spat in response. Then they began to break her bare toes. Which is very painful. And the girl passed out from the terrible, unbearable pain.
  But the Taliban continued to torture. First, they brought the girl to themselves by pouring a bucket of ice water. And then they installed sensors and electrodes on her body.
  After that, two boys began to pedal the dynamo. The current went on and the girl twitched from hellish pain. And indeed when the body
  Electric discharges pass, it"s creepy, the word herds of horses rush by. And really, any girl will howl here.
  And the boys turn the pedals, and the naked girl howls like a wild wolf. And she's in a lot of pain. And the roar is simply unbearable.
  And besides the current, the Taliban also fry the Russian girl's heels, which are already covered with large blisters. And they also beat on the back with a red-hot wire. And they strike with rage and stamina.
  And at the same time they increased the flour. They began to stretch the girl, and hang more and more weights on the block in order to thoroughly twist her joints.
  The chief bandit of the Taliban sang:
  What a pain, what a pain
  There will be a match score: five - zero!
  Well, what can you take from the savages. They tortured girls like that very cruelly, but not particularly sophisticated. Although electrodes were put into the bosom of Venus, and how after that they would put a current.
  The Taliban are barbarians. Here they are, for the money they got for drugs, they bought a whole armada of tanks from China. Indeed, China is an ally and friend of Russia calico.
  And the Taliban flooded with their tanks on the enemy.
  But against them are four Russian girls on the T-95. They are, of course, barefoot and in bikinis.
  And what?
  Elizabeth fired at the Mujahideen with her bare toes and chirped:
  - Glory to the homeland of elephants!
  Ekaterina also fumbled, on the Taliban, using a bare, round heel and asked:
  - And what is the homeland of elephants?
  Elizabeth, baring her teeth, replied:
  -Of course, Russia!
  Catherine giggled and replied:
  - And I thought India!
  Elena slapped the dushmans with the help of the scarlet nipple of her chest, before that she took off her bra and squeaked:
  - And I thought the birthplace of elephants Africa!
  Efrosinya pressed down on the pedals with her bare, round heels and sang:
  - Small children,
  No way...
  Do not go to Africa for a walk ....
  Sharks in Africa, gorillas in Africa
  There are big crocodiles in Africa!
  And all four barefoot girls, bare-chested, with sparkling scarlet nipples, sang:
  They will bite you
  Beat and offend ....
  Do not go children to Africa for a walk!
  Rogue in Africa
  Villain in Africa
  There is a terrible Barmaley in Africa!
  Will bite you
  Beat and offend...
  Do not go children to Africa for a walk,
  Nightmare in Africa
  crazy villain,
  Barmaley suddenly appeared in it!
  He runs around Africa and eats children!
  Yes children! Yes children!
  Laughter with laughter, but when the Taliban caught a Russian boy of fourteen years old, they took him seriously. First stripped and put on the rack.
  Then a dushman in a turban and with a beard began to burn his naked, muscular body of a teenager with a hot iron rod.
  Then, to the bare chest of the boy, the Talib executioner brought a star made of red-hot iron and applied it to it.
  The boy screamed in terrible pain and lost consciousness. Then the boy was brought in. And they squeezed his bare, still almost childish legs in a block. And they began to hang weights on hooks in the block. And it hurt a lot. The boy's young body was greatly stretched, and the boy literally groaned.
  The Russian boy continued to be tortured. Oiled the bare soles of the feet. And then they kindled a fire under them.
  And how the kid after that wildly yelled. Yes, it was extremely painful.
  The boy continued to yell and was beaten with a whip by the Taliban.
  Then they took the kid by the ribs with hooks. And again capitally turned out.
  Then the Taliban sang:
  We will exterminate all the unbelievers,
  Let them be teenagers...
  Here is a cherub above us,
  We will drive everyone to the boards!
  After that, the boy from Russia was broken with red-hot tongs, all the toes on his bare feet. And the Taliban did it slowly in order to inflict as much pain on the pretty boy as possible. And then they began to break the young warrior's ribs with white-hot tongs.
  So they broke them for him so that the boy did not have a single whole rib. And the boy died of pain shock.
  Before his death, the Mujahideen crushed the teenager and eggs. And it was very painful.
  In the meantime, Anastasia, using the Witcher, was attacking the Taliban from stormtroopers. She used rocket launchers. She pressed the joystick buttons with her bare toes and sang:
  Higher and higher and higher
  The Fuhrer turned up his duck nose ...
  Sometimes our roofs are blown away
  However, the Taliban has not matured!
  Akulina Orlova also strikes at the enemy. He does it very precisely, and uses his scarlet nipple to press the button. And a Russian attack aircraft explodes nearby. And he was pleased with the killer gift of the Taliban. Maybe something made in China. And so capitally fucks.
  Akulina sang:
  - If a man is immediately in a coffin,
  Saving life to...
  Be barefoot girls!
  And the warrior will take it and laugh. Of course, the girl"s legs, despite the winter, do not know shoes. And her heels are round and literally shine. This girl is just amazing.
  And her breast nipples are scarlet, and sparkle like domes of churches. Here is a fighting girl, so to speak.
  Yes, she does not like men. Although he is happy to use his tongue for fun. In fact, how nice it is to touch your scarlet nipples with the strawberry nipples of another girl. For it to be great.
  Akulina took it and sang:
  About this barefoot girl
  I couldn't forget...
  It seemed the stones of the pavement,
  They torment the skin of tender legs!
  And Akulina will take it and roll her sapphire eyes.
  Here she is a girl of the highest level and class.
  And Margarita Magnitnaya is also a pilot. Both girls are very fond of lying opposite each other and touching their nipples sparkling like rubies.
  However, they do not neglect men either.
  Well, in the meantime, Margarita will take and beat the Mujahideen with great lethal force.
  Then he sings:
  Oh what legs
  How good are...
  Don't be afraid baby
  Write down the phone!
  And Margarita will take it and show her tongue. She is an extremely feisty girl.
  And her bare toes send deadly gifts of death.
  Akulina Orlova sang with a laugh:
  - Margarita, the window is open,
  Margarita, do you remember how it all happened!
  Anastasia Vedmakova nodded.
  - Yes women! We can do everything and we will thoroughly erase the enemies!
  And the girls sang in chorus:
  Our army is strong
  She keeps the world...
  Let the Taliban come
  Their girl is being killed!
  For example, Fedor also fights. She is using a mortar to hit the Mujahideen. And if it gets fucked up, then it won't seem a little to anyone. Even if the Talib has a long beard and a shaved head.
  Fedora stamps her bare feet in the mud and sings:
  See the eclipse in the sky
  Terrible symbol of the surf ...
  Black wings over the world
  Flock space howl!
  And another girl, Sirafima, threw a murderous bomb with her bare toes and tore apart a mass of Taliban and said:
  Taliban - the curse rises
  Taliban - total death ...
  Taliban and dead regiments!
  The Taliban are insane leads!
  Taliban!
  And Sirafika will take a whistle in his mouth, and how he will blow that the ravens faint and pierce the heads of the Mujahideen with their beaks.
  Girls must be said such excellent and beautiful.
  And now you can see how the Taliban set fire to the Russian ammunition depot. He began to burn and the shells burst, with deadly force. The Taliban roar and rejoice.
  But the girls from the sky are hammering at the Mujahideen. And you can see how Albina and Alvina appeared in the sky.
  Both girls are just amazing blondes. And wonderfully beautiful. And of course barefoot and wearing only thin panties.
  These are women - let's say of the highest order. And what they are able to do, not everyone is able to repeat.
  And the warriors, in fact, if they start killing, you can"t stop them.
  Albina fired a rocket of colossal destructive power from the plane. And she broke the bunker of the Taliban army, after which she sang:
  - I am the strongest in the world,
  Though the legs are bare naked nipples ...
  Soak the Taliban in the toilet,
  We can't be weak!
  Alvina continues to send gifts of death with the help of her bare toes. And kill the Mujahideen, took it and sang:
  - We have cute girls,
  They just say beauty....
  The voice of the Komsomol ringers,
  Stormy spring is coming!
  And both girls will take it and sing at the top of their lungs:
  Release me to the Himalayas
  Let me go forever
  Or else I'll win, or else I'll bark,
  Otherwise, I'll eat someone!
  And the girl will take it and begin to crow. And it seems to her very cool and charming. And when you shout - Cuckoo - it's really horror.
  The girls, meanwhile, took up and began to shoot from heavy guns, which makes an impression. And they fire so well.
  The girl Vivola sang, teeth rocks and accurately shooting at the enemies:
  - I am the strongest girl in the world,
  I love to lick perfection in men ...
  Soldiers do not know cool ether,
  Where the girl forgot to suck a little!
  And the warrior will laugh. Yes, beauties know how to strangle dushmans.
  And to be honest, they are able to break off the horns and the devil bald.
  So try to climb against such beauties.
  Nicoletta is also kicking the Taliban. She is a very combative and aggressive girl. And when he laughs, it seems that this is the laughter of a violently crazy person.
  Nicoletta bares her teeth and roars:
  We are, wow, robbers,
  Robbers, robbers!
  Pif, bang and you are dead,
  The dead, the dead!
  And the girl will lick the air with her tongue. And how nice it is for another girl to lick the scarlet nipple of her chest. And she has such a brilliant and sparkling rubies.
  Nicoletta laughed and chirped:
  - Glory to the space pirates!
  The girls in other places also ran rampant. And then rockets hit the positions of the Taliban. Aurora released her with the help of scarlet breast nipples, which pressed the buttons.
  And the rockets flew. And the Mujahideen roar.
  Here is another Komsomol member being tortured. Without hesitation, between her bare toes, they inserted cotton wool smeared with gasoline. And they took it without further ado and set it on fire.
  Vata caught fire. And the girl how to take and roar. And then he took her breasts and thrust a red-hot rod right into the scarlet nipple. And the girl was literally exhausted from the pain.
  And the Taliban are laughing. Of course, they love to break their toes too. One of the Mujahideen even took the girl's bare, round heel and burned it with white iron from the heat. And it worked. The girl will take it and scream in wild horror.
  Alice saw it, through the sniper scope. I looked more carefully. I took it and set it up, and how lupanet. And the lethal bullet will hit the executioner right in the stomach. And he will scream from wild pain, and how he will become writhing. And the girl took it and sang:
  good angels,
  Two white wings over the world
  Somewhere there is a country
  Where Svarog himself became an idol!
  Angelica also fired, and very aptly, hitting the torturer in the scrotum. He, too, how to yell, from a well-aimed hit. That's how the executioners got it.
  And the girls sang:
  you foolish executioners,
  A cruel punishment awaits...
  We have a lot of candles
  Great people attack!
  And the girls began to shoot furiously and accurately. And beat out the Taliban. Against such girls, the devil would not have been able to resist.
  Alice sings as she fires at the enemy:
  Your fate is in the balance
  Enemies full of courage...
  But thank God there are friends,
  But thank God there are friends!
  And thank God friends, there are swords!
  And Angelica, continuing to fire at the Taliban, and killing them, chirped:
  - When your friend is in the blood,
  Trampled to the end...
  You don't call a friend
  No coward, no liar!
  After that, the girl took and threw a grenade with deadly force with her bare toes. And she smashed the Taliban to pieces. The severed heads of the Mujahideen rolled.
  Angelica took it and sang:
  Day and night bombarded incessantly,
  Pity without shame...
  From the fact that Putin is strange,
  An entire country is dying!
  Alice, firing at the Taliban, and punching through them, took and noted, spitting dust:
  - In this Russia such a wonderful moment,
  What is not easy to guess - who is the jester, who is the president!
  The red-haired warrior giggled and remarked:
  - That's how it happens - it's very stupid to have a spy as president!
  And both girls again brought down streams of fire on the Taliban. And they did it extremely well. And their shots hit the Mujahideen.
  And in another place, other girls were fighting. And, of course, barefoot, and almost naked.
  Alyonka, for example, fired with a bazooka with a scarlet breast nipple. She pierced a Taliban fighter, and several of his partners.
  Then she chirped:
  - Now we're back at the parade,
  With a bandit we are not on the way
  In barefoot girls we are a brigade,
  With us, the light of Lada is ahead!
  And the warrior will take it and throw a gift of annihilation with her bare heel. And will break the mass of the Mujahideen.
  The women here are cool. Olga is also firing at the Taliban. The Mujahideen are coming. They attack in thick chains. And the girls mow them down without ceremony.
  Olga fired her flare gun using her strawberry nipple. She knocked out a lot of Taliban, and sang:
  - Soul, heart, give,
  We are our holy Fatherland ...
  We stand and win -
  And we will not regret life!
  And the girl will throw a gift of annihilation at the Mujahideen with her bare toes of deadly force.
  And how great it is for girls. How they beat the Taliban.
  Veronica also fights. The girl uses ruby breast nipples when shooting.
  And the mass of dushmans as a result of this is destroyed. And the warrior screams at the top of her lungs:
  - I am the strongest in the world,
  I can strangle the Taliban...
  Wet dushmans in the toilet,
  We will make them like game!
  And Veronica will take it and fuck it ...
  Warrior Anna with her. And destroys the Mujahideen. Of course the girl in only panties. It's practical. And the panties are so thin and do not actually hide anything.
  Warrior Anna fires, mowing down adversaries. Her hair is red, and the girls themselves are simply the highest light of the cosmos.
  And Anna, with her bare toes, throws the gifts of death, which smash the Taliban on the spot.
  Warriors squeals at the top of their lungs:
  - Mujahideen are rampaging, rod,
  The enemy of the regiment moved forward ...
  Girls carry know victory
  They will meet the Taliban with hostility!
  
  Pigskin's skin is drunk,
  The enemy will be crushed...
  Barefoot girls fight
  Strong beauties fist!
  And the warrior will take it and thrash it, using the scarlet breast nipple in battle.
  And let's just say - very cool!
  Beautiful girl - red color. And she loves men. Especially the tongue to work with those pulsating, jade rods.
  It's great taste and enjoyment!
  So Anna took it and roared at the top of her lungs:
  - An order was given to raze the village to the ground,
  Volleys of "Grad" destroy mountains...
  The Fuhrer with a bald head blew on Afghan,
  And let's stop talking!
  And the girl will take it and laugh. And her laugh is like a chime of bells.
  Girls are full of excitement. Here Malvina also fights. Of course, the girl does not mind using the scarlet breast nipple. And at the same time, the beauty also sings
  But this happened -
  That the soldier did not ask!
  An evil tribe has rolled over,
  Lots of hellish, dark forces!
  
  Black devils are impudent,
  Get out of this quagmire!
  Here they have daggers in their hands -
  Howling songs - not a nightingale!
  
  The machine gun crushed the infantry
  The smoke of broken mortars!
  They put down a company at once,
  The armor of the cuirassier did not help!
  
  The pack has no desire to die,
  Hell, believe me, not a resort!
  And the shells destroy the bunkers,
  Their archangel strikes from above!
  
  Demons at once with a squeak in holes,
  We burn them with napalm and sulfur!
  Even the mountains melt
  Exterminated all around!
  
  But don't just think
  That the enemy is like water!
  Giant pinnacle of growth,
  King of the Universe Satan!
  
  Here is the breath of his flame,
  The cherub burns at once!
  And the banner of God fell
  But we believe we will win!
  
  We went up the hill a little
  And let's get baptized!
  groaned on the path,
  Wise sons of God!
  
  And now we're on the attack
  Shout hurray, thunder rolls!
  How much is heard, however, mother,
  But to hell with the cabins - a rout!
  . CHAPTER #5
  Vladimir Zelensky continued to lead his empire, fighting against Vladimir Putin.
  The war of the two Vladimirs continued with wild force and blood. Elves fought on one side and Orcs on the other.
  Elf girls showed serious heroism fighting hairy creatures.
  Here beauties with tricolor hairstyles were taken for orcs.
  Girls scribbled at hairy bears with machine guns. They mowed them without unnecessary ceremonies, and drove them into coffins.
  At the same time, the girls and the kind of elves threw murderous gifts of death at the enemies with their bare toes. They literally tore the orcs apart.
  And the warriors sang:
  If a friend turned up suddenly,
  This is a vicious, furry orc ...
  The elf's gaze then went out,
  So that the bald Fuhrer is dead!
  And the warriors burst out laughing again, showing their pearl teeth, sparkling with ivory.
  Here the elves are fighting again, and with their bare toes they are throwing powerful and lethal presents of annihilation.
  At the same time, the beauties of the machine guns are active and aggressive shooting. And they do it with great enthusiasm.
  One of the elves pressed the button of the bazooka with the scarlet nipple of her chest. She threw away the killer present of death. And tore apart a mass of orcs.
  Here are the girls, and all barefoot and in a bikini.
  And of course the elves sing again;
  Great, mighty, sacred country,
  There is no more radiant under the blue sky!
  She is given to us by the Almighty God forever -
  Light without limits, exalted Elf!
  
  The world has never seen such a power, never know
  So that we proudly trample the expanses of space!
  Any star in the universe sings to you,
  May the elf be happy with us!
  
  After all, this is our Motherland, it is such a destiny,
  Command the space of all matters!
  Any of us, believe me, would want this,
  Without any foolishness, womanish superstitions!
  
  The archangels blow their mighty trumpet,
  They vigorously glorify the march of our armies!
  And the enemy will find his lot in an aspen coffin,
  And do not receive taxes and tribute!
  
  This is our Motherland, everything in it, believe me, is beautiful,
  She turned the whole universe effortlessly!
  Girls with a cute weighing braid,
  Hunting for her to have a strong barrel!
  
  Motherland is the mother's blue eyes,
  Her hand and affectionate and stone!
  And the adversary young man you kill with a bullet -
  So that the flame blazes brighter in the heart!
  
  To the boundless Fatherland, you take the oath,
  She's good for you too!
  Though in the fury of the battle the blood flows,
  Retribution will come to the enemy now!
  
  Weapons and courage are such a powerful alloy,
  The evil one cannot overcome it!
  On a plane with bombs, I flew smartly,
  And as it explodes, they pour in a hail of windows!
  
  But the order of the ruler - fly the kid to Mars -
  It's time for you to put space!
  And the arrogance of the Martian will get hard in the eye,
  Then we see far beyond Pluto!
  
  We will come to the heights of space, seeing the edge of the universe,
  Such is our human mission!
  And therefore, dare the boy about exploits,
  After all, know the reward is a matter of gain!
  And the girls will take it, and again with their bare toes they will throw a gift of death.
  And from the machine guns, let's mow down the pressing orcs. Warriors are beautiful. And the bare heels of the girls throw up gifts of lethal annihilation. And they do it very quickly and aggressively.
  And they have very scarlet and strawberry nipples. And their breasts are so fragrant. Young elves lick them with their tongues and go crazy with honey sweetness.
  Here is the class!
  One of the elves shouts, revealing her bust:
  -Suck that breast
  And forget about orcs!
  And the warrior will take it and spin with her body.
  And another elf with a scarlet nipple of her chest presses. And the gift of death will react with lethal force. And if he really fucks, then he will capitally take it and fuck it.
  The elves squeal and yell:
  We are the strongest in the world
  Soak all the orcs in the toilet ...
  Did not eat hairy porridge -
  Consider a place for them at the bucket!
  And here again the girl with her scarlet nipples will press the buttons of the joysticks and beat the orcs with lead rain.
  After that, a whole battalion of barefoot elves began to sing;
  The covenant of love is given strong, ancient,
  The Lord's endless and pure seal!
  Some in prayers, and others in taverns,
  Alone in the heights, others await death!
  
  The girl and I are now quite happy -
  She is my light, and the grove of a sweet shadow!
  Cherubim bless our way,
  Under silver, like velvet, a gentle shadow!
  
  We have trodden many paths,
  I love you God with all my heart!
  For creating magnificent blondes you,
  What grace you give not by the ruble!
  
  Though fate sometimes rolls the dice
  It happens to be a very sad alignment!
  After all, so many people boil up with anger,
  And blood is flowing waterfall-sunset!
  
  After all, cherry blossoms do not always bloom in May,
  There is warmth and fluff of rain!
  And the flesh of lovers, tormented by torment,
  The rabid villain eats without hesitation!
  
  And not war is grief above the roof -
  There are worse, a hundred times harder!
  When the fields were gnawed smartly by mice,
  When the full range of diseases climbs!
  
  Why is the Lord such torment for children,
  After all, this is a prank - it means you live!
  And why is the innocent also poor
  And why does lying lead to success?
  
  Our world is like Janus - very many-sided,
  In it, the verge of malice is not at all rare!
  But it is necessary to curb the character of the wild,
  To conquer wickedness and sins!
  
  Although from the other side; holiness is boredom
  A world without curves is a void!
  And that in vain he sent God to flour,
  Native son - the Lord Christ!
  The girls sang, and the orcs tried to outflank them. Girls are not so easy.
  Here are the elves launching flamethrower tanks. These giants with wide trunks move.
  And the warriors control them with the help of bare toes. And flood the positions of the orcs with fiery napalm. These are the fighting and aggressive girls here.
  And he burns shaggy bears specifically. The girls naturally use their ruby nipples when shooting.
  And they bare their teeth that give off a mirror light.
  And a squeal of delight from the warriors. When the tanks went deadly pressure, and let's cauterize the orcs. And they move like a real, battle chain that knocks out furry hordes.
  The elf girls sing in response;
   The sound of a marvelous lyre, echoes,
  I sing, daring, I am not silent!
  The fighting fist is not made of wax,
  We strive for the light - the path to the beam!
  
  God torments people with illness -
  Fire from hell burned the sinners!
  I want the Almighty to become a friend,
  To not be so hard!
  
  Christ will come, of course, soon,
  Leave then, believe the sadness?
  Do not squint after all, rage from the look,
  Sin, freedom, too sorry!
  
  I don't want to walk along the line -
  I don't want to be sinless!
  Better tricky deeds
  Than a thread without translucent boredom!
  
  He said there would be no war in paradise,
  And sin will disappear, bad for everyone!
  What is destiny for?
  We are looking forward to new changes!
  
  To live forever - it's great to know
  But to live without sin is to vegetate!
  The knight will love the war passionately,
  After all, on a campaign to battle army!
  
  Fatherland, homeland of a soldier,
  She hands him a torch - march!
  Unclean fiends retribution,
  You will give them a warrior in the teeth!
  
  Let's end the battle with a generous feast,
  Let's have a bite, drink - dance legs!
  After all, our knights are immortal,
  And the word strikes not in the eyebrow, but in the eye!
  
  Although, what to do in a peaceful world?
  You can build a palace there!
  And dedicate the service to the lyre,
  Laurel received a crown!
  
  But there are other worlds - know
  Where too warriors grow!
  The boy draws a tank on the desk,
  What if the aliens come to us?
  
  Don't take it easy
  Strengthen your muscles, keep your mind strong!
  We elves all know how to fight,
  When the archangel suddenly fell asleep!
  This is how the girls sang and showed their outstanding class and real fighting spirit.
  But the elves took it and began to throw devastating gifts of annihilation at the orcs with their bare toes. And they did it with great enthusiasm.
  At the same time, the girls also scribbled from machine guns. And showed tongues.
  In a world where there are so few males, girls are especially careful about their appearance and fight over guys.
  Very often they simply rape them and show their outstanding class.
  These are the fighting and tough girls.
  And of course, how can they not sing;
   There are only different creatures under the moon,
  Some with horns, others with fangs!
  What is created by the Great Satan,
  Various types, types, classes, castes!
  
  What did we knights Elfi come to,
  What a fairy tale began to conquer!
  What was seen only in the distance,
  Now the Russian army is trampling underfoot!
  
  The possession of the trolls of the underworld is hell,
  From there they send diseases to people!
  But the elven warriors are now slaying the plague,
  Let's not bury our children!
  
  Why did you go on a hike then?
  Yes, the wicked people closed the bright path to Viriy!
  That's why the mortal battle sons -
  To my saint, giving harmony to Elfia!
  
  So that they die, get paradise -
  Then resurrected in the world of people, they returned!
  And malice mold you burn in the fire,
  Napalm and bullets won't stop us!
  
  There is a terrible sorcerer in the dark abyss,
  He sent a midge - the trunk is stronger than steel!
  But the Almighty ordered to break hell,
  Above you is the Leader of all spheres, Comrade Stalin!
  
  We will beat foreign boyars -
  And we will overthrow the fat-bellied demons of the yoke!
  That's why I need a military gift,
  So that the aggressor would eat a fig with blood!
  
  But the goblin received in full,
  Liberated the other world!
  And the cup of God's gift is now full,
  And man is not a stranger to heaven!
  
  Let's drink a cup of honey and sing
  About the valor and feat of a soldier!
  That which was obtained by courage with a sword,
  It is necessary to perpetuate the brothers in the lines!
  Here they are extremely aggressive and very barefoot, with pink, round heels girls.
  And mow down these orcs...
  An elf girl with blue hair took and threw a gift of death at the fanged creatures of lethal force. She scattered them in different directions, literally tearing them apart, after which she took it and cooed:
  - The bald Fuhrer is a rabid sadist,
  You destroyed so many of our brothers...
  And why hasn't the fascist died yet,
  What did Russia throw at the evil spell?!
  And the girl again with force threw a large, lethal grenade. And only shreds fly from the orcs. And let's just say it's great!
  Girls should be noted extremely fighting and beautiful. And of course their feet do not know shoes.
  How they throw gifts of death at their enemies.
  And bare heels are on the move. Here are the girls - the highest class type of karaoke. Enemies cannot resist them. And friends, perhaps, too.
  If they disperse, then the furry creatures will not find it a little.
  And so the warriors mowed down another line of trolls and sang;
  War is the recognition of fate,
  Cruel with the beauty of Gehenna!
  How, the shine of the cold ice of the moon,
  Like a pantomime, an infernal scene!
  
  However, the elves are the way -
  Throw through the thorns to the calling!
  Do not think the enemy, do not bend us,
  We are not without the forces of great creatures!
  
  Russia gave us its shelter,
  In it, we were born in a crowd!
  Like the cover of the Virgin -
  May the Almighty have mercy on us!
  
  Zenya gave a banner - come on,
  His order is winged flight!
  Let's build a communism paradise
  Let it become straight - hunchbacked camp!
  
  But who is in the attack rushing sadness here?
  From hell monsters of the underworld!
  I hold on to Christ with my soul,
  So us warriors calmer!
  
  In battles, thoughts are not joking -
  They must be collected in a basket!
  We are all comrades friends
  Church and garden builders!
  
  Here are the monsters, howling ghouls,
  We will not yield to the creatures, you know!
  Our warrior is the coolest,
  And not a school drawing in the desk!
  
  Let's repulse the attack together
  Let's clear the way to the capital!
  We are knights with a steel sword,
  Although chain mail is not tall!
  And this song is very invigorating and crazy. And they throw grenades in battle with the deadly power.
  And of course, the girls are wielding barefoot, chiselled, graceful legs.
  They fire and knock down like orc pins with balls.
  One of the girls took it and pressed the joystick button with her scarlet nipple. And how he will take and lupanet. And there is so much deadly energy here, and complete destruction and chaotic jumps and power surges.
  Here, against such girls, the dirty tricks of the orcs are simply powerless and they are driven into total coffins.
  Elf girl with yellow hair, crushing hairy bears. They mowed them down like a cultivator.
  And her bare toes hurled destructive peas of annihilation.
  And such a pea with a powerful explosive rumbles and breaks the lines of the hated orcs.
  But even these shaggy bears stink. And it's really cool. But the orcs are trying to break through to the positions of the elves on a tank.
  Here the girls, resting their bare feet on the stones, turned the gun and aimed the bears at the tank.
  They took it and blasted it with deadly force. And they broke through the tank in which the brown bears rode through.
  And the girls laughed and sang:
  -And the evil orcs flew to the ground,
  Having received from the girls in a nickel ...
  The eyes of beauties are very dawns,
  And they won't get into trouble!
  And the girls immediately threw four grenades with their bare toes. And tore apart a whole detachment of orcs.
  And then two elves whistled thinly. Their whistle acted on the crows, as if they were hitting the brains with a sledgehammer. And from what the crows took and fell into a swoon.
  They fell down, making holes in the tops of the bears with their very sharp and armor-piercing beaks. And they pierced, let's say, literally through and through, causing wild destruction. And then a hundred girls immediately put their bare toes in their mouths and how they whistle.
  And a whole cloud of crows, having lost consciousness, fell, and pierced the heads of those climbing like a toad on the writhing orcs.
  The girls are pretty funny. And if they disperse, then no furry creatures can stop them.
  And the beauties sing;
   Clouds flew from the bloodsuckers,
  Hell erupted from the Earth not far away!
  The rattling serpent is crawling on the panzvale,
  Clouds lit up with blood!
  
  The waves are blazing, splashing like a hellish storm,
  And he will meet an army of the bravest daredevils!
  We will protect beautiful lovely women
  We will be worthy of the exploits of our fathers!
  
  My land, how painfully you moaned,
  The adversary left a hundred wounds of traces!
  But let's drop the orcs, at once we are off the pedestal,
  The pestilence of dashing years will not be long!
  
  And death is already whitening behind the clouds,
  But our thoughts are torn to heaven!
  Let's crush the notorious villains to dust,
  And tear it apart, know the Wehrmacht in half!
  
  We do not know peace and old age rot,
  We are the children of our holy Motherland!
  Everything bright fought with bears,
  Shoot we mighty these roots!
  
  And what exploded with the force of an evil bomb,
  What is this thunder to us?
  Elfi fighters are capable of much,
  And the top will become the bottom for the Fuhrer!
  
  Hell hell flared up,
  Crawled along the rocade with a predatory muzzle "Tiger"!
  And all the fatigue flew off us in an instant,
  It's time for fun games!
  
  A grenade at the hand, and a deadly throw,
  Here is the "Tiger" in the snout firmly received!
  And the Fuhrer in the boiler in the Tartar boiler room,
  So as not to reveal the world to the elves!
  
  The bear is shaking from the furious volleys,
  Here is a flag flying over the Reichstag of the elves!
  And the sun blazed over the Motherland,
  After all, the Orc Reich has fallen to dust and ashes!
  This is how the elves sang, they did it very beautifully. They are extremely beautiful, and their waists are thin, and their abs are so amazing. The bellies of the elves are like chocolate bars and it's great.
  The girls here are wonderful. And they scribble from machine guns with great intensity and extreme accuracy. Here are the girls from the kind of elves.
  Let's just say they are super and hyper. It is with such magnificent thieves that one has to deal.
  These are such girls that they will stop a galloping horse and not only go into a hut, into a burning palace.
  And with bare, girlish heels they will also trample the fires. Don't put your finger in the mouth of such girls - they will bite off.
  But what else to put in their mouths, much more appetizing - please. In this regard, the girls must be said just super. They are the most magnificent warriors who show what many other fighters cannot do.
  Such warriors will be able to break the horns of the bull, and pull out the fangs of the bear.
  No one can deal with these girls. Such beauties will not be overcome by any monster.
  And so the girls took it and spat at once. And their spit in flight underwent a transformation, and turned into flakes of fire.
  They fell on the orcs like a flamethrower. And they burned at once a whole battalion of hairy creatures.
  The red-haired elf took it and sang:
  - I would be white, but at least clean,
  Even cold...
  But apparently the orc has become unclean,
  And covered me in black!
  And the girl took it and let the lightning out of her eyes. And she did it extremely destructively and destructively.
  And then the elf, without thinking twice, took it and pressed the button of the rocket launcher with her ruby nipple.
  And the combat flow of death and destruction flew.
  And the girl sang;
  The thread is broken
  Evil death threatens the girls!
  And to live
  Orc must die evil!
  And the warrior took it and showed her tongue.
  A white-haired elven girl chirped and said:
  Gloomy nightmarish burning,
  Evil orc eyes.
  It's like they say
  Again over the world eyes!
  And the warriors whistle again...
  Crows with faces twisted with fear fall on the heads of the orcs and break through them almost like a woodpecker through the bark of an oak.
  And the girls roar:
  One two Three,
  Kill all orcs!
  Four, eight, five -
  Kill bears!
  . CHAPTER #6
  The Emperor of the Great Elven Power, Vladimir Zelensky, is also tired. And tired of leading the innumerable army of the glamorous people, the great ruler took it and fell asleep.
  And he dreamed something crazy, like he was a teenager and he had wild adventures.
  Zelenskyy , having dug his teeth into the croup of a dead horse, and having thrown away the Spaniards who were trying to tie him up with his hands, began to frantically tear the sinewy meat with his teeth. The terminator boy devoured it with crazy speed, absorbing colossal energy and restoring overworked muscles. The young warrior glory, about which came to the farthest ends of the earth, capable of really moving mountains, was charged with an infinite intensity of rage. And again a jump, throwing punches and kicks, again two legendary swords that absorb colossal power.
  Vladimir Alexandrovich rushes at the enemies. He can, he's immortal! And again the adversaries are stacked in piles, as if swords are sheared, burning, frenzied nettles. Spanish and Austrian warriors collapse, every second a couple of ten fighters fall, including noble grandees.
  The young warrior terminator is already a tornado of assault annihilation. That which cannot be understood and cannot be comprehended by others! The movements are twenty times faster than those of a first-class swordsman fighter. And then no one even has time to react against him. Blows follow blows, and swords also cut any steel. That's the magic.
  Maybe when such fighters gave rise to legends about Ilya Muromets, who in the very first battle killed forty thousand Polovtsians near Chernigov!
  Zelensky then giggled, baring his teeth:
  - We will tear you to pieces!
  And the legs are used, the boy throws fragments of spears and bullets, hitting the fighters of Austria and the Castilian Empire in the forehead and throat.
  The Terminator Warrior marched in the Duke of Alba's standard. You will hardly meet the king himself. Philip II is not stupid, and as a rule he never led troops on campaigns. The cunning monarch, nicknamed the spider, for his cunning. But I must say that he burned out on this. The uprising in Holland was largely due to his qualities as a ghoul, and the desire to tear off four skins from each subject.
  But for now, the king of Spain and the emperor of both Indies are on the rise. But only for now. And the decline has already begun, especially now that his army is dying.
  Break through to Alba and cut down! This will overthrow the entire army.
  The duke himself in 1968, that hot summer when Europe decided to start such an unsuccessful campaign against Russia, is still young. His glorious path as a commander, which will be written about in the history books, is only at the beginning of his ascent. Many count on his talent and experience. But now Alba is faced with such a force that he seems to have no arguments against it.
  At least the strength ones. And thousands of fighters have already died, and you yourself are thinking how to survive. Give the order to retreat? And thereby put the army to flight?
  Or still take the enemy to starvation. Break it!
  Alba chooses the latter! He himself, in turn, left the tent, but ordered to prepare barrels of gunpowder. Surely this devil will try to kill him. But then so much gunpowder will explode that a lot of Spaniards will die, but on the other hand the enemy will surely be buried.
  And the battle continues and Zelensky, in fact, has already broken through to the tent and found himself inside it. And here is how it explodes!
  The young warrior was thrown up by an explosive wave, and he suddenly found himself again in another universe ...
  There is already another battle, with cannons and machine guns ... The famous battle near Mukend in February 1905. In real history, Kuropatkin, despite being outnumbered, managed to be defeated by the Japanese. The insufficient training of the Russian troops played its part, and supply problems, including as a result of embezzlement, and, of course, the indecision of the command, and especially Kuropatkin himself.
  Nevertheless, the outcome of the battle was decided by the breakthrough of the soldiers of the corps of the Japanese General Nogi, hardened by the siege and storming of Port Arthur. The battered Japanese also suffered heavy losses, and if it were not for the exit of the best parts of the imperial army to the rear, then perhaps a turning point favorable for the Russians would have occurred in the battle.
  After the explosion, Zelensky, the maker of history, not only did not suffer, but even seemed to become stronger. In another world, the immortal flesh was transformed, and he turned out to be even cooler. In particular, he went on the attack.
  There are still no planes and tanks in the war, there are plenty of infantry. Having gathered forces into a fist, the Japanese troops are moving. Night crossing to go to the rear. Thousands and thousands of fighters are better than the Japanese corps, with cannons and machine guns. True, almost no cavalry. One of the reasons, both the tradition of the samurai, and the fact that the cavalry is difficult to transport on sea transports.
  Zelensky just attacked the Japanese. Fortunately, in the dark, they almost did not see how a boy burst into their ranks at a speed of five hundred kilometers per hour, who began to destroy the samurai, since they are not in armor, and with their flimsy bodies it is even easier to do. And when machine guns opened fire, he suffered more than his own. The boy picked up the shells with his bare fingers from the snow powder and threw them at the samurai, and, as a rule, hitting the officers from a long distance. Bersekt Zelensky finally fell into a combat trance, he rushed about, cutting down dozens and hundreds of samurai, and his brain switched to work in a different direction. Indeed, the body works anyway, the Japanese are too brave, pedantic warriors to scatter and change formation from a dense chain to another one more suitable for attacking with swords.
  In particular, Zelensky began to discuss the topic, if there is a higher power in the world that monitors, then fair wars are going on, or not righteous, unfair.
  There is some certain justice and pestle of higher powers in wars, especially in the history of Russia. In particular, the liberation from the Mongol-Tatar yoke is generally just. But the yoke itself became a punishment for cruel fratricidal wars, civil strife and the luxury of the boyars.
  The Lithuanians seized many foreign, Slavic lands, and the Principality of Lithuania ceased to be mono-national. It has grown out of ethnic boundaries twelve times.
  It was fair to recapture the borders, and Ivan the Third Grand Duke did this. But when the Russians began to behave too cruelly with the vanquished, the Almighty limited the gains and did not allow, in particular, to seize Kyiv and Smolensk. However, on the other hand, Russia, and without much bloodshed, delivered from the Tatar yoke. On the one hand, they received a just punishment, on the other, an equally just reward and release.
  Having concluded a union with Poland, the Lithuanians began to oppress the Eastern Slavs more strongly. But the Grand Duke Vasily the Third himself, nicknamed the iron one, behaved harshly, did not know mercy. Therefore, Smolensk was not recaptured immediately, but after several sieges. Kazan has not yet been conquered at all. But the Russians, like the truth, had more justice and Smolensk went to Vasily the Third.
  The Grand Duke himself died quite young and Ivan Vasilievich was only three years old. The boy-king suffered a lot and endured the humiliation of childhood. And fate rewarded him for it. He became the first Russian tsar, starting not immediately, but he conquered Kazan and Astrakhan. Since these principalities constantly raided Russia, such a decision of higher powers is just.
  When the tsar went to Livonia, this can also be partially considered fair, especially the cities of Narva and Yuryev when they belonged to Kievan Rus and were founded by Russians. And captured them in six months. But then, when the tsar began to demand Riga, Courland, which never belonged to Russia, he went to Vilna and Lithuania itself, luck turned away from him.
  By the way, Siberia was also conquered, because the Siberian Khan Yerimuk refused to pay tribute and betrayed the king.
  Well, then, it is also instructive. The king at some point could become the king of Poland and Lithuania, but in many respects his oprichnina, cruelty and demand for excessive power prevented this. And it was the guardsmen who surrendered Moscow in 1571 to Devlet Giray. After that, the tsar banned the oprichnina. And the very next year was a crushing defeat for the Crimean Tatars. Justice also prevailed. But the king of all Livonia did not receive it. The war went badly for him. However, when the Poles went to Pskov, they themselves washed themselves with blood there and were beaten. The war ended in defeat, with the loss of true small lands. But the Swedes took too much for themselves, and in 1591 the Russians won back their original. But they did not dare to take away Narva, and maybe it was right.
  But Boris Godunov seems to be a good tsar, but on his orders they killed the legitimate heir to the throne, Tsarevich Dmitry. Why did the curse come from God on the tsar himself and on all of Russia.
  The impostor False Dmitry appeared, and he ignited a real civil war. But the impostor wanted to betray Russia to foreigners, so he ruled for a short time and was soon overthrown. Shuisky seized the throne, Bolotnikov raised an uprising against him. At first, the rebels were successful, but when they began to engage in robbery and murder in the bar, they were expected to pay.
  Shuisky was waiting for a test in the form of a second False Dmitry, a new ruin of the country already for his wretchedness. But False Dmitry is a scoundrel, he was punished and beaten. But when Shuisky poisoned the main character and his nephew Skopin-Shuisky, he brought a curse on himself and all of Russia. And then the Poles even entered Moscow, and the boyar tsar was overthrown.
  Again, justice triumphed, although the Russian people were taken away. But the Poles bled out their sins, they failed to hold Moscow.
  There was a lot of injustice and bloodshed on both sides. Both sides were depopulated, and Russia suffered losses. Partly due to the fact that the innocent baby of the son of False Dmitry Two John was killed. And what is the baby's fault?
  The next war is already partly fairer for Russia, but also not completely. Smolensk was not recaptured, but several cities went to Russia.
  But in 1648, the Polish gentry exceeded the limits of lawlessness, and the Ukrainians rebelled, and again justice returned to Russia and, along with it, victory.
  At first everything went well, the local population welcomed the liberators. But then the tsar's servants began to terrorize and give bondage to the local population, and everyone was convinced that the Russian master was a little better than the Polish pan. But all the same, justice remained with Russia, and Smolensk, left-bank Ukraine and Kyiv became Russian cities.
  But then Tsar Alexei treated Stenka Razin's rebels and Razin themselves too cruelly. And again, the punishment was the early death of, in general, a strong king and a long turmoil.
  And after Peter the Great received power and compensation for the previous troubles and difficulties. Not everything was easy, the first campaign against Azov failed. But then, albeit at a high price, they won.
  The war with Sweden was started at the initiative of the King of Poland, Augustus the Strong, who attracted Russia and Denmark to the conflict. And since these countries wanted to profit, they received specifically a nickel. And also the Higher powers showed punishment to the aggressor. They beat Denmark, defeated Poland, Peter the Great initially lost the battle for Narva.
  However, when Charles the twelfth began to burrow, then luck turned away from him and a radical change came along Poltava. And then the story repeated itself, whoever was wrong was punished.
  An attempt by Peter the Great to seize Turkish lands in the Balkans also ended in defeat. The Swedes, after twenty years of war, were defeated, paid with great sacrifices. And even the conquests were formalized as a purchase, having paid a huge amount of two million gold rubles for those times, plus free deliveries of bread to Sweden.
  Peter drank, smoked, executed a lot and died relatively early. Further, a small, fortunately not too bloody turmoil. Bironovshchina. The reconquest of Azov with great bloodshed.
  The reign of Elizabeth Petrovna. No death penalty, annexation without war of Kazakhstan. But then the war in Europe with Prussia, which is not entirely clear and necessary for Russia. In general, quite successful, but extremely bloody. However, it was not possible to take advantage of the fruits of the victory, maybe again because Russia did not need such a war, and it made no sense to get into the European mess.
  Further, already with Turkey. The constant raids of the Crimean Tatars, and the harshness of the Ottomans, as well as the fact that it was the Turks who declared this war, made Russia a fair side.
  The war was hard, but it ended in victory. And, big!
  Further, of course, not everything was fair, but the Turks started the second war. And again they were beaten. Although not much land was lost. Partitions of Poland are partly just because of the plight of the Slavic population.
  But the wars with France in Europe under Suvorov were relatively successful, but without fruits useful to Russia, because of very dubious justice. Although it was in these battles that Suvorov gained fame as a great commander. So the Turks in Europe were considered too barbaric and technically backward rival to be taken seriously. And the French are, of course, a reputable nation. The wars already under Kutuzov with Napoleon and his marshals were probably superfluous, and therefore did not turn out to be victorious, although individual battles were won. But the Patriotic War of 1812 turned out to be fair. Moreover, they began to seriously beat the French when they really set about looting and robbery. In the end, they were destroyed by a popular, guerrilla war.
  So Napoleon sinned too much, he could be driven fairly to Paris.
  Wars with Turkey as a whole were read on her initiative, as with cruel Iran. But even here justice is balanced. Russia answered Azerbaijan, where the people were oppressed by the ruling Persians, but they did not go further. In part, they also took away the lands from the Turks, where they committed boundless, cruel violence and exterminated their people.
  The help of Austria during the Hungarian uprising of 1948 may not be too fair, but the Habsburgs treacherously betrayed during the famous Crimean War.
  And here, too, the influence of the controlling forces is visible: when Nicholas won back the enslaved peoples from the invaders, a bird of luck flew on his side. But when he wanted Istanbul and the original Turkish lands, luck turned away. However, the British and the French were unable to take the Crimea from Russia, losing many thousands of soldiers during the eleven months of the siege of Sevastopol.
  And here the ballast was observed. Russia lost only the Danube Delta, giving it to Romania, and Turkey lost part of its sovereignty.
  But in the next war of 1877-1878, when the Bulgarians were liberated and fought against the lawlessness of the Ottomans, Russia again had justice. But even here there is a barrier, the war was won with great sacrifices, and Istanbul and the original Turkish lands could not be taken.
  There were almost no wars in Central Asia, so the expansion there was relatively peaceful and benefited the Asians.
  The Russo-Japanese War... It was preceded by boxing wars and Chinese campaigns. Japan was initially tilted and forced to cede Port Arthur. Then came some revenge. True, the Japanese attacked first, for which they were justly punished, albeit forty years later.
  In many respects, the defeat was caused by the internal rot of the tsarist regime and Nicholas II himself.
  The First World War is, of course, a special article. In purely military terms, it would have been won by Russia and the Entente. But then internal forces failed, which, given the plight of the people and the nobility of the elite, bore the seal of justice. Then the civil war, but even here the punishment turned out to be dosed, the collapse of the country was avoided, only small territorial losses. Which parts returned under the rule as it was then considered Stalin. This leader is also an example of balance, excessive cruelty and intelligence, millions of dead and repressed along with the rise of the country.
  The war with the Finns is generally not amenable to unambiguous assessment. And the Suomi country behaved arrogantly and the USSR went on the offensive. And Leningrad needs to be secured, and at the same time, the Finns can also be understood as they have fortifications and rather densely populated lands there. And as compensation, they offered much less populated territories, however, in large numbers.
  In any case, the war turned out to be bloody, and it was not possible to capture Finland entirely.
  And in the Great Patriotic War, the more the Nazis committed atrocities, the more they got on the battlefield. France and England declared war on Germany and were quickly defeated. The Poles climbed like a toad to writhe and occupy. Stalin is too cruel ruler and his regime is atheistic, so the Lord apparently decided to punish him and, unfortunately, the people. Therefore, the case ended in a heavy victory. It's also a certain balance. There were no major wars for a long time. The Afghan conflict, after the assassination of Amin, became completely unfair on formal grounds, since Karmal is an obvious puppet of the Kremlin. And actually had to take the brunt of the war.
  There was no justice, and despite some successes, the war as a whole ended negatively, there are losses - there are no achievements and no pluses. Although in purely military terms, there was no defeat.
  In the first Chechen war, it cannot be assessed unambiguously. Banditry in Chechnya was, as elsewhere in Russia, Dudayev was a separatist and a fair bastard. But the Chechens want to live on their own, so why should fifteen republics not be allowed to leave after separating the tiny sixteenth. In general, the war turned out to be difficult, protracted. Dudayev was punished for his crimes, but in general, the goals were not achieved, there was no victory, there were losses.
  The second Chechen war turned out to be fairer, the Chechens started first. And the result, though with losses, but it seems that there is a victory.
  Well, one can say that there was no war in Georgia at all, five days of minor skirmishes, the status quo almost did not change in fact. Information about losses is contradictory, the war has passed too recently. It is not clear who is right and who is wrong. The Georgians could formally consider these lands as their own, the Russians could refer to previous agreements, that the Caucasians began to shoot at them. And who lost more, you will not understand .... Although in Russia, many journalists announced the Great Victory. If the fate is that the enemy retreated in a panic, and the battlefield is theirs, then this is a victory. Although not great. It is unlikely that, for example, the defeat of Spartak, a regional team, can be called a great victory.
  But here they are, now the ballast of justice, they have changed the ballast of justice, now it is happening as they please. And what will happen if the Nogi corps is defeated. And here is the general himself, who was awarded the emperor with a sword with diamonds and the highest order of Japan for the capture of Port Arthur. How unlucky is this, shorty in this universe. One hit and cut in half. That's all justice.
  It has already blossomed and fifty thousand slaughtered Japanese are left lying on the battlefield. Here, the "overheated" Zelensky's muscles and consciousness failed, and the young terminator flew into the world of dreams and sleep.
  And he dreamed first of fog, and then the outlines of the Winter Palace appeared. The snow was already melting and the March sun was shining. Tsar Nicholas sat in the inner garden and discussed the news with his uncle.
  Alexei Nikolaevich sternly remarked:
  - No Partridge is hopeless. Thanks to the help of the heavenly forces, they barely won the battle, and allowed the Japanese to withdraw the remnants of the defeated troops to Port Arthur. And now he was under siege, although there was a chance to break into it on the shoulders of a fleeing soldier.
  Nicholas II remarked with restraint:
  - Kuropatkin always fights according to the charter. First, intelligence, then a prayer service, after a whole day for drawing a plan. Without it, he can't.
  Grand Duke Alexei harshly remarked:
  - You should take it off!
  Nikolai gloomily remarked:
  - After such a victory, I made him a field marshal. And then take off ... It doesn"t turn out beautifully. Moreover, if the second and third squadrons of the Pacific Fleet approach, then Port Arthur will fall!
  The Grand Duke did not agree with this:
  - The Japanese have an advantage over us in firepower by about 1.8 times. As our military experts calculated. And plus the superiority of the enemy in combat experience. They can sink a squadron.
  The king quietly asked:
  - And what do you suggest?
  The Grand Duke shrugged his shoulders.
  - If before the approach of Rozhdestvensky's squadron it is not possible to take Port Arthur, then it will be necessary ... Apparently, bypass Japan and go to Vladivostok. In addition, there is a chance to buy six battlecruisers in Argentina and persuade Turkey to withdraw the Black Sea squadron. We still have the strength to win. In addition, the defeat of the Japanese forces near Mukend raised Russia's prestige throughout the world. The Ottomans will now be more compliant, seeing that our land army is capable of winning. And without the Black Sea Fleet with its experienced gunners, we will not have a chance to win. We must not forget that Japanese shells also leave a lot of smoke, which makes it easier for them to shoot. Although ours are better at penetrating armor, this is the advantage of close combat.
  The king tentatively promised:
  - I'll think about it ... But the unrest in large cities of Russia worries me extremely!
  The Grand Duke agreed:
  - Yes, this is a shooting ... Even if it was provoked by the enemies of the crown, it greatly agitated society. However, in recent days the wave of protests has subsided. If there are military successes, then there is a chance that the thunder of military victories will silence the protesters.
  The king nodded again.
  - God bless. - Then he added. - At the expense of Rozhdestvensky, he has a categorical order not to engage in battle with Togo's squadron, and ... let him linger for a while. Maybe we can solve the problem of Port Arthur. Kuropatkin already has experience, he can take the fortress.
  The Grand Duke is not optimistic:
  - Such a hard nut cracked Kuropatkina, it is hardly possible. The samurai have the advantage at sea. But if you're lucky, then ... Maybe, but Kuropatkin.
  Nicholas II waved his hand languidly:
  - The angel of death helped us once, we will pray for his help in another!
  The Grand Duke sadly remarked:
  The gods don't like to repeat themselves. Once a miracle happened, and we missed a complete rout. And then, perhaps, you will have to act on your own!
  Tsar Nicholas suggested:
  - And if you arrange a big prayer service?
  The Grand Duke grunted:
  - Let's try. But in any case, it is better to hold the squadron for now! And replace Rozhdestvensky with Babushkin. The latter, although not so formidable in appearance, but much smarter.
  The king objected:
  - Christmas combat admiral. Iron and very demanding. Here you need willpower and cruelty to everyone, and first of all to yourself. So for now we will not rearrange the frames. What other suggestions?
  The Grand Duke has already stated more confidently:
  - Pyotr Stolypin is very good as a governor. It must be taken to Moscow. There will be more order.
  The king agreed to this.
  - Yes, I like Stolypin! In general, I promise, this year we will be in Tokyo.
  The Grand Duke replied:
  - It is better to end the war quickly, our finances are in a deplorable state, the army and the people are tired. But, most importantly, this is Germany. They can open a second front if we get even more bogged down there. These are the Germans, who have little land there.
  The king vaguely remarked:
  - The Kuril archipelago must be taken away. The people will not understand if we end the war without getting anything into our ranks. Japan needs to be punished. Yes, and Zheltorossia, the lands of China that voluntarily became part of Russia, we really need.
  The Grand Duke here agreed:
  - If we collect a fist, then we will strike. But without the Black Sea Fleet, we are unlikely to cope.
  The king suggested:
  - To speed up the purchase of seven battlecruisers, send Witte. Yes, and I believe that the British and the Americans will clearly cut Japan's funding. Since in any case, they cannot establish their dominance on land.
  The Grand Duke nodded.
  - Yes, they will be able to make up for the losses only in a few months. But even more so, you need to take Port Arthur as soon as possible. Then the Japanese will have no place where they can accumulate reserves. Not to mention that there are at least a dozen other sunken and not yet repaired ships in Port Arthur. Which we can, after capturing the fortress, use to replenish our navy.
  The king this time said very firmly:
  - No more than ten days for preparation and assault. Otherwise, Kuropatkin will go to trial!
  The Grand Duke respectfully said:
  "These are the words of a true master of the empire!"
  The king added, also menacingly:
  - And then, we will definitely take the Kuril ridge. For example, we were blamed so many times - they say they didn"t give too many islands for a small part of Sakhalin. We'll take them all there. Even the ones that didn't belong to us before!
  The Grand Duke agreed:
  - It's a fair decision!
  The king said quietly:
  - Now let's pray!
  Gregory no longer saw the king, he was transported to another dimension. It's like you're swimming like a fish in the ocean. And all around you are waters and clouds...
  And Rozhdestvensky's squadron is visible in the distance. Fifty-one ships. Value! And it has four battleships of the latest type, built in Russia with the latest technology. Japan does not have such good armadillos. But they have as many as twelve ships of a similar class. Against five Russian. But on the other hand, Rozhdestvensky managed to lead the largest squadron ever to make such a colossal transition across three oceans.
  Zelensky recalled that he had read an excerpt from the Tsushima novel. It was said that during the shooting in Madagascar, when the entire squadron fired at the mock-up destroyer, it was not even scratched. And then, as if the fleet of Togo looked like it was brand new after the battle.
  Zelensky doubted this. It is unlikely that Russian sailors were such suckers as they are shown. In the days of the Bolsheviks, they could have been given the task of exaggerating the insanity of the autocracy.
  On the other hand, there is some truth in this. Of the fifty-one ships, only three reached Vladivostok. And the Japanese lost only one destroyer.
  Brr .. But it seems that the shells at Rozhdestvensky did not explode. Some wise guy from the specialists suggested that passing through warm waters and crossing the equator twice, the shells would overheat and begin to spontaneously explode. And if so, then you need to raise the moisture content of gunpowder in them.
  If this is true, then ... To be beaten by them, even if they manage to impose close combat and arrange a dump in the style of Ushakov.
  Yes Ushakov attacked the flagship. It seems that at Rozhdestvensky they tried to hit the flagship of Togo. But due to the loss of penetration, this did not help. But the main ship "Suvorov" was disabled. And so this battle ended in complete disaster.
  Zelensky swam and saw how the sailors scrub the decks, the movement of powerful warships. It"s a pity the girls are invisible, alas, not a fabulous squadron. And how can you help them?
  After all, you can"t chop the battleships of Togo with a sword? Is it possible to decide the admiral himself? In this case, the Japanese may go crazy losing control or there will be someone new commander.
  Zelensky thought that it was still more difficult to fight at sea, and it"s so easy to chop everyone here, although ... In general, it"s possible!
  And here is Admiral Rozhdestvensky himself. It is understandable why the king liked him so much. Tall, broad-shouldered, similar to King Arthur in the Hollywood film adaptation. And big fists even for such a complexion. Now the admiral is looking through binoculars and muttering something under his breath. Apparently looking for something to complain about and someone to yell at.
  Well, let him look for himself. He is an admiral and should inspire respect or horror in everyone, especially enemies. Here Grigory swims .... There are also other ships. For example, the legendary cruiser Aurora. The ship, which became a legend, still stands as a museum of the revolution. But what can be said about this cruiser? Guns six inches, or 203 millimeters. Good enough for serious business. But this is not a battleship. Alas, a weaker ship. There are two more eight-inch guns. It's not weak either. But the cruiser "Oleg", half armored.
  Zelensky wanted to see something else, for example, where is the future Admiral Kolchak?
  . CHAPTER 7
  But in the meantime, the president of Ukraine, who had become a boy, jumped to another level of sleep, where everything was even cooler and more aggressive.
  Hiding, as if clinging like a leech between the shelving of the convolutions of the deck, Zelensky continued to listen. The freshly cut boards of the ship tartly smelled of torch oak and tickled the smooth cheek of a perpetual teenager. The terminator boy thought hard. The nobles from among the sea predators continued to carry on a leisurely conversation. The one who is richly hung with rubies asked the emerald priest.
  - So the war with the harpers is inevitable? -
  A church-related type confirmed:
  - Yes, and the older brother will already be on our side, it is possible that we will be able to create a broad coalition.
  The merchant with the ruby chain inquired:
  - And Grandmaster Screw?
  The cunning conspirator remarked:
  - He understands better than others that the double bass is the main pillar of the world's faith, and will help us cope with the harpists.
  The merchant smiled slyly.
  - Thus, we have to persuade only the king of the Flute. And let the thirteenth Dragon issue a bull.
  There was a brief pause. The young man bit off a tarred piece of sawdust and chewed it. The little boy's belly, if you can call the boy of a twenty-three year old fighter, he did not eat empty before going on reconnaissance, and therefore he wanted to chew something.
  What else to do? Kill them anyway.
  The priest-merchant, shaking the emerald chain, confidently declared:
  - And it will be, our Order "Dragon's Mouth" will bite anyone.
  The interlocutor giggled venomously:
  "Pirates recently took a hundred-gun cruiser from the Harpers. - Tapping the heels of boots. - That's fun.
  The minister of the Order of the Likeness of the Jesuits replied:
  - That's what they need. They will know how to set all sorts of bastards on us.
  Here Zelensky just in time remembered that he had not completed the task given by the former chieftain Morgan Blyud. Although on the other hand, why should he necessarily fulfill it. Who is this Morgan, a bloodthirsty pirate and a rogue who hid treasure from the team? Why not a rat? And to his shame, he is a pioneer, without five minutes the Komsomol member Oleg participated in this. Both greed and a thirst for adventure spoke in him. What was his Komsomol choice!
  - Why should the Dragon growl and spewing flames scorching everything in a row. And Grandmaster Screwup could send an assassin to the Harp King. A venomous hiss was heard. - Although God is all, what kind of ruler is there, but the struggle for the throne will not strengthen the empire.
  The counterpart with emeralds answered with a chuckle:
  - The killer is carefully concealed and ready to sting. There is only one God in the universe and there should be only one great patriarch and elder brother. - The tone of the prince of the church and the king of assassins became viscous. "The fact that their king decided to become the head of the church is sacrilege and cruel punishment awaits him.
  The interlocutor, fingering the ruby chain, asked:
  - When, at last, Abalddin is killed.
  Laugh response:
  - At the right time.
  A voice full of thirst purred:
  "Then let's drink to that."
  The Jesuit called a twirling boy from among the ship's servants, loudly commanded.
  - Bring us a keg of chisher.
  The boy, flashing his bare heels, picked up a vast container and with difficulty dragged it to the leaders. The couple pounced on the jug and began to swallow with such relish like camels that had crossed the Sahara desert without water. When the conspirators drank, they drove the lad away with dirty abuse, rewarding him with a generous kick in the ass, and whipping his bare, tanned legs with a whip. We went into the cabin and sat down at the table. Apparently they still did not have enough time for a conspiracy. Although they spoke quietly, Zelensky, the sharp-eared intelligence officer, hung on every word.
  Now the conversation will be more fun. - Began the Jesuit of another universe. - The thirteenth dragon believes that such an empire as Harp has no right to exist. It must be divided between the Double Bass and the Flute, and as for the vile heretical Harmony Republic, its turn will soon come.
  Here the merchant-conspirator with rubies remarked:
  - Oddly enough, but sometimes people are much more religious with reverence for the Almighty God and his servants. For example, Republicans pay us tithing regularly!
  The Jesuit, the priest with the emerald necklace, snarled:
  - But no more than that, and other payments to the treasury of the elder brother were stopped.
  Then his partner took another sip of sweet and spiced wine, ate meat soaked in fatty chocolate sauce. The sticky juice of the animal flowed down his beard, and thanks to special training, Zelensky's eyesight became very sharp, and he could see the details through the cloudy, crooked glass of the late Middle Ages. Then he said thoughtfully:
  - Nothing, I think the best option is to restore the monarchy there. - A wolf grin and a vampire grin. - In this case, there will be more order and the power of the church will be strengthened.
  The Jesuit hastened to assure:
  - We already have a suitable prince. He was brought up at the monastery, and is absolutely dependent on us.
  Laughter in response:
  - Well, what else do you need?
  A whisper like a hiss of a snake:
  Bribe some, kill some.
  The conspirator with rubies sniffed dope from a snuffbox and hissed:
  One kill is better than a hundred curses. We must act, not delay.
  - Let's drink again, so that only we conspire, and the rest get entangled in them!
  Drunkards sipped on an impressive glass poured out of silver. The wine was expensive and very strong, although it tasted good. Fiery red, it frothed, as if the blood of a baby had been spilled on the surf.
  - Maybe we'll sing tired of talking about politics.
  There was a hiss:
  - Let's just be quiet, otherwise we'll wake up the whole ship. Tomorrow our people have work to do.
  A blow with his fist on the table and the wine flew off the camisole, covering it with dirty spots:
  - What about people? Worse than a dog. Should we take care of them?
  And a vile chuckle with a whistle:
  - But it's good to squeeze a coin out of them. Especially if they feel and know that you care about them, even more in words than in deeds.
  Finally, mournful singing was heard;
  There is nothing more certain than a coin
  She truly shines without falsehood!
  In fact, the doubloon is the ruler of the world,
  His support is a strong sword and shield!
  
  In it the pagan gods are hidden,
  Like the sun, a radiant golden face ...
  Although there are still bandits-parasites,
  Who set off in the bargaining of the soul!
  
  The coin is an idol and an archangel,
  He is the savior, the destroyer of all.
  Without gold, hired damask languishes,
  Without money, success will not come in battle!
  
  But what do you want a man of the heart,
  Hunting to buy immortality for you ...
  To greedily open the door to bliss,
  To weave a thread of centuries of life!
  
  But can a doubloon get that too?
  Is the golden circle capable of dreaming?
  So that the old man with a scythe does not come with greetings,
  And he didn"t put a seal on his forehead in the morgue!
  
  Although a coin needs a lot of happiness,
  To give us plenty of sin!
  But man has no power over passion,
  He maidens like millet to a rooster!
  
  He wants to get a lot to the stomach,
  Shake pheasants, pineapple pounds.
  Although you can not eat to the grave,
  Even if you are extremely cool with money!
  
  And the coffin even costs too much,
  Because it has a place for kings!
  After all, an angel will draw a zero in the form,
  A blow to the forehead and a stick to the brain!
  The tongues of the conspirators became more and more tangled, and after the next glass, the protracted bazaar finally fell silent.
  The last sentences were:
  "You heard there was a mutiny in Jack London, led by two, or rather three beautiful women.
  The priest with the emeralds giggled and growled:
  - When they are caught, the soldiers will have a great joy, they will be torn apart and cut into ribbons!
  The merchant with rubies grunted and hiccupped:
  "I wouldn't mind taking part in the hunt myself."
  The Jesuit and the Catholic priest, hiccuping and burping with difficulty, choked out:
  - There is a chic brothel on the coast, tomorrow we will take bitches on board.
  - Not stupid, but why not now. I have a desire. She call me prostitutes. Where are the night, glossy fairies? - The drunk nobleman, dropping his chain, stammered loudly and fell off his feet.
  - May the Almighty send you a good dream. - Said a noble priest, sniffed from a sobering vial. He stood for a while, coming to his senses, after a trembling hand, crossed himself, and then with a shuffling gait went to his cabin.
  The conversation, overheard by intelligence officer Zelensky, contained a lot of secret information, probably very valuable for someone, but it was of little use to the youngest scout. After all, whether or not the harfi king is poisoned, it makes little difference to them. And the war, on the contrary, is in favor of the filibuster, more booty, the enemy"s warships are less busy with you. As for the Elder Brother, corsairs, as a rule, are superstitious, but at the same time they are not believers and, on occasion, are ready to rob the priest to the bone. Zelensky himself never prayed, and with his mother's milk he absorbed into himself that all religions are a hoax, but there are no gods. Or, as they say, God, who is the Trinity. And how is it three gods and one at the same time? It doesn't happen! If the mother believed in anything, then she preferred not to spread it with children, and Alice believed that there was some kind of power in heaven, albeit not biblical. The uprising is certainly interesting, but Oleg was far from thinking that he was usually arranged by such a calm and good-natured sister. This thought seemed too wild and unbelievable - although a lot could change in eight years. Especially in a war! A pirate, and Zelensky is undoubtedly a pirate, however, this is a damn thing.
  - The rich snickered to the limit! - Stomping your bare foot on the oak. "The poor are starving, which is why riots break out. It's not really my business. - Whispered the young man-terminator. "We need to think about what to do with this splinter.
  His eyes fell on the unfinished keg. A black-haired boy who looked very much like him ran up to her.
  - Uncles pretty screwed up. No one sees, I'll try their "wine" as I do. The lad leaned over and took a sip of the sweet drink. Then he sucked and drank some more, the boy's head began to rustle and he staggered off to the galley.
  - And what if we get into the powder warehouse and blow up the barrels there. In this case, this hulk will burn and sink. Zelensky realized. "I will.
  Grabbing a torch and, just in case, smearing it with tar, the lad"s face and hair went into the depths of the ship, while he put his classy elite sword in the crack, fearing that he would betray him with his brilliance. The decision is controversial, but there is no choice. The inside of the vessel was stuffy and did not smell very good. Of course, the sailors did not differ in cleanliness, and they relieved themselves anywhere. However, Zelensky turned out to be not a fastidious spy kid. They called out to him along the way.
  - Mane give us rum. the drunken sailor muttered.
  Bending over, Zelensky jumped up to the barrel, and awkwardly fumbling for the tap, poured into a jug. The faucet was rusty and scrolled extremely tight. Like an anchor caught on seaweed.
  You've been messing around too long, you nasty boy. - Scout Zelensky received a heavy slap on the back of the head. - Well, get the hell out of here, you haven't given it yet.
  False cabin boy ran at full speed. It's good that he is mistaken for someone else. Powder depots always try to arrange in such a way that the probability of an accidental hit of the core is minimal. That is, at the bottom and in the middle of the vessel, right under the gross mast, and even in this linear vessel, a sheet of bronze was placed on top for strength and reliability. That's where he should go. The barefoot boy Zelensky began to descend, the steps were slippery, the stench was getting stronger. On the way, he came across a couple of times, they called out to him, forcing him to complete one or another small assignment. The young man carried out assignments willingly and quickly, in the dark it was impossible to distinguish him and the local boy, especially since the real Mane was most likely asleep. This is how sometimes espionage benefits potential victims. The world is full of paradoxes as always. That, however, is the world of living people. From excitement, the warrior-boy Oleg sweated heavily and began to shine in the light of the torch.
  - You need to cope with the nerves differently, what a pirate I am. He spoke to himself.
  Finally, a heavy oak door with a huge lock is visible. Here Zelensky stopped, not knowing what to do next. At that moment, he was called again.
  A very fat man with a long knife called him over. And in an extremely nasty, hoarse voice cackled:
  - You're hanging around the hold loafer go clean my boots.
  Zelensky approached him at a run, the flame lit up his grubby face, then, in spite of himself, the fat man gave him a more attentive look.
  - You're not Mane! - And a hysterical, but quiet cry due to drinking. "Ah-ah, nasty spy, tell me who you are!"
  Instead of answering, Zelensky punched the enemy in the throat with his palm. He waved his knife in response, and the young man barely dodged a blow that slipped through the ribs. Slight burn, and unpleasant itching from the scratch.
  - Here's the beast. - Warrior Zelensky, intercepting his hand, twisted the knife, then drove it into the stomach up to the hilt. The fat man screamed, and tenacious fingers dug into his throat, stifling a scream.
  The lad strangled the enemy with all fury, feeling satisfied that how the resistance of the enemy falls and how he sags. When the fat man finally became a corpse, the formidable Zelensky tossed him aside. Now he clearly understood this, he must hurry, otherwise they would raise the alarm when they discovered the disappearance of an important sailor, or rather even a naval officer. However, the lock did not move, and the young man did not have the skills of a burglar, using a knife in vain. It got dull and broke.
  - That's ugliness, how can I open the lock now. Maybe set the door on fire? - Zelensky put a torch. Solid wood burned badly, besides, it was iron-forged on top. The young saboteur soon realized the complete futility of such a path and began to warm up the castle. The oil in it caught fire and smelled strongly.
  - Smells like burnt manure. - An enraged Zelensky poked a broken knife into the hole, poked deeper, slightly scrolling. He remembered the film about ancient times "Rusty Sword", where the thief tried to open the lock of the barn in a similar way. True, now this method does not work.
  There was a noise, two guards were approaching. They were drunk and were howling an incoherent song. The brave Zelensky was not afraid of them, but the risk is too great that they will raise the alarm. Therefore, he darted into the darkness with a swift movement of his palm, extinguishing the torch.
  "Sweet couple" came to the door. The eldest in the pair, a rather massive fighter, said.
  - And why the hell did the general order us to check the protection of the gunpowder warehouse, no one will come here.
  - Yes, and the castle here is such a damn thing. - the second warrior muttered and immediately grunted. And then he groaned in confusion:
  - Look, someone tried to open the door.
  In hindsight, anyone is strong, Zelensky slapped his forehead in annoyance, you have to be so absent-minded. Meanwhile, the guard tried to pull out the knife. Another croaked, began to look around, twisting his neck in fright:
  - It's time for the scout to raise the alarm on the ship.
  It was no longer possible to hesitate, the word accelerated by a spring Oleg jumped out from behind an ambush and carried out a blow in a jump.
  He beat with all his might with his shin on the back of the head, even the crunch of broken vertebrae was heard. At that moment, the second sailor twitched, trying to pull out the knife, and miraculously, the lock parted by itself.
  Before the last opponent managed to get up, stupidly opening his mouth, perfectly prepared to fight like hands, there and with his feet Zelensky delivered an uppercut to his jaw, then added to the temple. The warrior slumped to the floor.
  The young terminator whispered happily:
  - Now we need to act faster!
  Having plucked his pockets and found a flint, a necessary thing, because the lantern that the drunkards were carrying went out, Zelensky knocked out a spark and lit a torch.
  - Now let's commit sabotage, as in one film about antiquity, the pioneer blows up the Nazis. - The young man tore the rag, soaking it with resin, made a homemade wick. Then he cut a piece at the largest barrel, filled it and set it on fire.
  - Let the angels of the antiworld come to my aid! - The eyes of the former partisan underground fighter sparkled rapaciously. I hope there's enough time to run away.
  Softly stepping on his toes, Zelensky closed the door, hung it up, snapped the lock back with a sharp movement, and rushed to the surface. It seemed a deep atmosphere, pressing on the chest, and clouding the head. The legs became surprisingly heavy. On the way, he was called out a couple of times, and Zelensky answered in a choked voice:
  The general called me urgently.
  This, of course, worked flawlessly on the narrow-minded warriors, until another voice asked.
  - And why does the general need you?
  Zelensky responded with a pre-prepared stamp:
  - I have an urgent assignment I need to go on deck.
  - No, first you serve us. - The sailor yelled, grabbing him by the muscular, albeit sharply protruding shoulder of the bone.
  The young man, without thinking twice, hit the thug on the knee, then carried out a sweep. He collapsed under the friendly laughter, and Zelensky added speed.
  His running became more and more desperate and convulsive. Here, at last, is the saving deck, he rushes to the familiar gap, trying to find his sword. He is absent!
  But this is not an easy weapon, such a blade will cut any metal. Oleg whispered with pale lips:
  I won't leave you, even if I have to die.
  The young saboteur was feeling the railing at breakneck speed, then a sentry stumbled upon him.
  A loud shout followed:
  - What are you doing here?
  - The general ordered to find the lost medallion. - There was a quick-witted Zelensky.
  He even choked with joy:
  - So let's eat together.
  The warrior rushed to the deck and began to feel, it seemed to Zelensky that time was flying, quickly measuring out the last seconds for him. The train of thought was interrupted by an exclamation.
  - Look what I found. - Yes, sometimes it happens, anyone is lucky, but not you. Although luck is a relative concept. The fighter drew a dimly gleaming sword.
  - Class! Let me show you the trick. - Zelensky said, and with a sweet smile, cutting his fingers into the solar plexus, using the "Tiger Claw" technique. Then the hand felt the familiar lightness of a sword. With a running start, the young man jumped overboard.
  Almost immediately, there was a huge explosion, the ship split into two parts, and smoking logs scattered in all directions. One of them hit Zelensky painfully on his bare shoulders, and the firebrand slightly burned his legs, a fragment hit the boy's hardened sole. Although the youth was stunned, his pace did not slow down, he swam on autopilot. Tiger sharks again began to pursue the boy who had committed sabotage.
  Zelensky famously brandished his sword, although his bruised shoulder hurt unbearably. Here one of the predators swam too close, and was cut, after which her own companions attacked her.
  - You sharks do not have a sense of solidarity. Instead of supporting a fallen comrade, you finish him off. - The young warrior ironically added. Where has your conscience gone?
  The sharks whined something unintelligible in response, only one of them, with purple stripes and without horns, suddenly uttered.
  - Who are you so small to challenge millions of years of evolution.
  From surprise, Zelensky almost dropped his sword, but fortunately, thanks to a phenomenal reaction, he managed to intercept the precious trophy?
  - Are you talking?
  The shark chuckled ironically.
  - And what do you think only people are capable of it. Here it is your swagger, not without reason most of you deny evolution, attributing to yourself a divine origin. - And the main predator of the seas angrily clicked her tail on the waters.
  The boy logically objected:
  - I am not the majority, and in particular, I believe that we were once mindless monkeys. But then they managed to get up. - A tough warrior balked. - Millennia will pass, and we will reach such heights that even the most daring science fiction writers do not dream of!
  The shark, continuing to follow Oleg at a certain distance, remarked skeptically:
  "You are still overconfident. You expect to achieve with the help of reason what others cherish the hope of obtaining at the expense of Divine grace.
  The boy, trying to add a move, especially since the cuts resulting from the explosion were disgustingly itchy, was surprised again:
  - And how do you know about this, because you do not get out of the sea.
  Shark knowingly said:
  - Some of us have an innate ability to absorb information from the brains of those who have been eaten. So I came across an extremely well-read bishop. You, too, although a youngster, but keep a lot of knowledge in yourself. Now you will be mine.
  - Just try! - Zelensky, catching the oncoming movement, waved his sword and slashed at the nearest shark, which rushed at him.
  The blow hit her, severing her eye, brain, and horn. And again, the predators, instead of all together flying into their offender, clung to the convulsing body.
  - No, you will never taste my brain. - Said, with difficulty restraining laughter, the boy sharks looked very stupid. "But if you want, swim closer.
  The sea robber, fearing to attack herself, hissed aggressively:
  - Now they're going to kill you. - Apparently, not too resourceful for swearing, squeezed out. - You are a stupid bastard.
  Predatory fish, having finished with their partner, again rushed after the young man. They tried to attack him from all sides, but a deft training in secret combat, including with bladed weapons, Zelensky dived and ripped open, one belly, the other cut off the tail. Sharks, as if bad, lost interest in him for a while, gnawing at their own.
  I see you don't control your sisters. - Zelensky said happily. Why are they so primitive? And they die in silence, like partisans under interrogation?
  The main shark answered honestly:
  "People like me are rare. And the rest is a mountain of stupid muscles, which are confirmed by instincts: finish off the wounded - stronger than my orders.
  Zelensky weighed the sword and thought, why not throw it at this minke whale. True, there was a risk of missing and losing a magnificent weapon. As if guessing his intentions, the intelligent shark increased its pace and began to move away from the young man.
  - I can see you're scared. - The cruel warrior Zelensky giggled. - Can you call your gang back?
  The finned vixen hissed venomously:
  Don't count, you won't have many chances of survival.
  The sharks again tried to tear it apart, touched the couple, in particular, cut the leg with their teeth, almost gnawed off the fingers on the hand, carried out a couple of painful blows with their horns on the body, apparently breaking a couple of ribs. But a good dozen of them were killed themselves. Short pauses while they finished off their comrades allowed the fighters to regroup. They were already waiting on the ship, the gunner, a former convict with curly hair and a crooked nose. Together with him, Oblomov, who looked like a Negro, they fired from the smallest cannon. No wonder he had a Negro reputation as an unsurpassed shooter, the ball hit the shark exactly, tearing it apart.
  - Boo-boo! - Said Zelensky, baring his teeth. - It's a pity that it's not striped. Now she will remember me, she will take revenge. - He ran the edge of his hand along his throat, adding. - Only now revenge will come out to her specifically and not only sideways!
  The young man quickly climbed onto the deck, he was so excited that he did not feel tired. Captain Barnabas was the first to run out to meet him:
  - Well, how did my boy go through reconnaissance?
  The young warrior replied with enthusiasm:
  - Great, I can sketch on a leaf where all their batteries and outposts are located. I think we have a chance for a successful attack.
  Barnabas supported him in this endeavor:
  - I guess the same. - And the huge pirate rubbed his beard with a dagger. - The attack plan remains the same?
  - Yes! Did I make the only adjustment myself? - Proudly said smiling Oleg.
  - What? Barnabas asked.
  The boy cheerfully replied:
  - In the port, among other things, there was a hundred and twenty-gun battleship, one of the most powerful ships of Contrabass.
  - That's how, but against such a force we will not pull, we will have to postpone the attack. - Frightened Barnabas muttered.
  The young man sarcastically corrected:
  - I told you I was.
  The pirate captain muttered hopefully:
  - So he left?
  The terminator boy winked slyly:
  - You can say so went to hell to the bottom.
  Barnabas was surprised:
  - Drowned yourself?
  Zelensky did not consider it necessary to hide anything:
  - No, I helped him a little. Set fire to a warehouse with gunpowder, and how it exploded, didn"t you hear?
  Barnabas laughed too.
  - We thought it was thunder. - I got better right away. - However, Oblomov and others from the upper deck saw the fire. The captain was surprised. - So you did it?
  Zelensky grinned and propped his sides on his fists:
  - Yes I! I had no other choice. Otherwise, all of us would have been sunk or had to abandon this adventure.
  Barnabas exclaimed with an onslaught of thought:
  - Yes, you're just a hero. We must reward you, but we have no horde of coastal brotherhood
  new and crosses. Perhaps your feat will be taken into account when dividing the booty.
  Zelensky delightedly spun, like a helicopter with a propeller, a sharp sword over his bright head:
  - It will be fair, although the dust does not interest me very much.
  You will not understand what is more in this, sincere conviction or bravado.
  Barnabas responded forcefully:
  - It's because you're still too young. When I was your age, I also dreamed more of adventure than of money. And now we will discuss the last details with our officers.
  . CHAPTER #8
  Volodymyr Zelensky woke up. Here is a team of girls went on the offensive. And the front of the elves and a smaller number of elves began to put pressure on the orcs, those furry bears.
  The girls rushed to the attack.
  An elf warrior with orange hair took and pressed the button of the joystick with her scarlet nipple.
  The shock wave went off. And rushed ultrasound to the orcs. And covered them at once, literally charring the bones.
  The warrior chirped:
  - For the frenzied jumps of the cobra!
  And how to take and laugh. These are really women - let's just say it's super there.
  The girls should be noted formidable.
  And so they threw up deadly streams with coal grenades with their bare heels.
  They tore a lot of evil and furry bears. And after that the girls took and sang;
  I ask, Lord, that the day does not fade away,
  So that the girl's gaze is forever young!
  So that our knight soars above the rocks,
  So that the cover of lakes is cleaner than crystal!
  
  What a beautiful world the Lord has created
  They ate silver in it, and the maple is a ruby!
  I am looking for a girlfriend of God's ideal -
  To do this, he chopped enemies in battles!
  
  What is so hard in the heart of a young man?
  What does he want to find in this world?
  Well, why is the oar broken?
  How to solve a tangle of big problems?
  
  I want God to be happy too,
  Find your heavenly dream!
  So that good luck does not break the thread,
  To bring under the path, ballast-line!
  
  But what should I look for in a measure without love,
  What can girls be more expensive?
  It is difficult to build happiness on blood,
  On it you can only swim in the hell of hell!
  
  Separation is torture for me
  War is still such a nightmare!
  Here's a foot in a stirrup saddled a horse,
  Although the evil orc brought the executioner an ax!
  
  They take our daughters in full,
  They torture them and burn their bodies with fire!
  But we will inflict defeat on the Fuhrer,
  Know that our Elf never died!
  
  Let's play a wedding, after an evil war,
  Then the kids will give laughter!
  They are all blood relatives to me,
  I will hunt fat game!
  
  And the oak is like an emerald of its foliage,
  Said the guy did a great job!
  Let the conscience be as clear as a crystal,
  And only in the pluses there will be numbers in the balance!
  The girls sang and showed their colossal aplomb and fighting position.
  And of course, one of the warriors brought the hose. And loaded it with gasoline. And how he will take and launch a murderous jet. A lethal tsunami of fire will flow. And capitally orcs burns.
  And it's really, really cool. Literally totalitarian is destruction.
  Not a single girl can stand against this, like licking something very sweet, tasty and appetizing with an elf's tongue.
  And at the same time, take the orc and burn off the head.
  And fry them all with fire, and burn them to ashes like this. And not even leave bones from the enemy.
  These are the girls sometimes. And bare their teeth, and show their temper like a cobra-snake.
  Warriors who will tear apart any army. And if they want, they can let the gases go.
  And imagine what will happen if a thousand elves immediately release gases from themselves? Say what will happen?
  Oh, it will be very cool, perhaps the heavens do not allow this. For then the crows will fall on the heads of the orcs. And they will fall and break skulls, showing the most deadly impact in the universe.
  And the girls again let's sing in their wild rage and excitement, and their pearl teeth sparkled like mirrors.
  Nightmare always comes like a snake
  You do not expect him, but he creeps in the door!
  You are happy, generously well-fed family,
  You don't know that people are animals!
  Here began the raid of the dashing horde,
  Tatars are showering us with arrows!
  But we are born for a brave feat,
  And we will endure severe blows!
  
  No one knows if the good God
  So man went cruel!
  Death is knocking on the threshold -
  And Weselvul stuck his horns out of the fire!
  
  Yes, these are ancient times,
  In which we got so cool!
  After all, that was not my dream,
  We did not go to this, through the mountains-distant!
  
  But if you're in hell
  Rather, in the world of pain, slavery, battle!
  I still keep hope
  Let your heart beat those rhythms!
  
  But trials are our chain,
  Which will not let thoughts be easy!
  And if necessary, we must endure,
  And if you shout, then with all the strength of your lungs!
  
  He is a poet and a rogue,
  But not in a hot military field!
  The vile enemies of the Fatherland will die,
  They will be buried quickly and for free!
  
  Now take it, rebuff the bow to Christ,
  Cross yourself, kissing the icons!
  I believe I will bring the truth to people,
  As a reward, the Lord will give a lot-peculia!
  The girls sang well. Their voices are so radiant and iridescent. And full-bodied.
  And after the song, a whole battalion of girls took and released gases. They rose in a column, and rushed to a cloud of crows. They took them and collapsed.
  This began to choke the crows, and they literally suffocated and writhed, having received a noose around their necks.
  And so many crows fell down. And they pierced through the tops of the orcs. And the bears let out fountains of brown blood. They were knocked out like crushed peas.
  The girls laughed. And showed tongues. They winked at the creatures approaching them.
  One of the girls chirped:
  Orcs don't look like humans
  Orcs are Orcs...
  If he is furry then a villain,
  The girl's voice is very clear!
  And winked at her friends.
  The warriors immediately felt wild confidence in themselves. And their teeth sparkled like mountain peaks. Or maybe it's pearls and treasures of the sea.
  The girls laughed and sang:
  O sea, sea, sea, sea,
  The boys are sitting on the fence!
  The orcs will see grief,
  The bastards will all die in the analysis!
  And the warriors will both take and whistle. This time, not only the crows fell on the heads of the orcs, but also the hailstones. And those bears literally broke the skull.
  Here are the elf girls how they took on the orcs of these stinky bears. And it turned out to be extremely cool.
  And when the beauties sang, then it was a real chaos;
  Heaven is a patterned carpet of stars,
  The moon will give light to the hills!
  A mountain stream flows down,
  Sparkling gold on flints!
  
  Simplicity of mother Elfia,
  In the villages satiety and comfort!
  From happiness the maidens were crying,
  How to mow a round dance go!
  
  Trouble came war-old woman,
  Grin of teeth - shells whirlwind!
  Rushing with the orcs devastation,
  Your comrade died in battle!
  
  You yourself are still a boy -
  The military registration and enlistment office did not give good!
  Like, you don"t have enough extra years,
  The country must take care of the children!
  
  Ran to the front without any armor
  To bring goodness and light!
  In order not to deprive the orcs of their will,
  So as not to meet the dawn in chains!
  
  My friend didn't sleep either.
  Managed to escape - a fighter!
  We doubt the orcs from the pedestal,
  Let the Fuhrer be finished!
  
  Fight hard pain and hunger
  Barefoot girl in winter!
  In rags we endure the bitter cold,
  Sometimes we eat one with birch bark!
  
  And the enemy rushes on airplanes,
  Like a monster from hell "Tiger" roars!
  A bear born of an evil she-wolf
  A flamethrower is lashing out from the tanks!
  
  To warm bare feet
  What turned blue in the snow!
  The girl chose the road
  Where the ashes blackened the blizzard!
  
  But we resisted - away from the cold,
  Boy and girl ahead!
  We will defeat the grin of Judas,
  Russia orcs will erase the darkness into sand!
  
  Flickering heels of teenagers,
  The snowdrift left a light trail!
  Frost is not easy to endure,
  Barefoot running warms us!
  
  And the evil orcs have no right to them,
  They roar from the cold!
  Such a strong state
  Our elves knight is very cool!
  
  Cast off the wave from hell
  Now Feyropa ahead!
  Such is the fate of the holy soldier,
  Be forever loyal to Elfi!
  These girls are just super. They have so much excitement and fire. Like girls red braids. And beauties are always barefoot.
  Warriors on the orcs drove capitally. They were very fond of such a technique, when with bare toes you throw peas of annihilation and death at the enemy.
  And you tear the bears into torn shreds and cutlets. And which are so fried and appetizing.
  And the girls scribble on the running bears. And let's hit the elfs on the orcs with a mortar.
  And beauties do it, it should be noted, extremely efficiently. And their aggressiveness is combined with an extremely glamorous and delightful grace.
  The warriors took up the orcs, and proceeded to totalitarian extermination.
  Here the girls used their ruby nipples. Pressed on the keys that activate the flamethrowers.
  And they took it, and at once they covered the battalion of orcs. And they really took it and burned it to the ground.
  Here are the girls. And if necessary, the languages will be used directly for their intended purpose. And the purpose of such languages is to give joy to men. And show your gorgeous and aggressive temperament.
  There are no such girls, if the bears stir, they certainly will not slow down.
  They show such magnificent achievements.
  And girls can play the violins without much ceremony.
  This is also a very good take.
  The girls are playing the violins. And at the same time they held the bows with their bare toes. And great and charming music played. And it's just great.
  And then the girls took and sang;
  I believe in my Holy Motherland,
  That Truth can earn salvation!
  We will protect our children from evil -
  The enemy will come from us, believe me, revenge!
  
  My sword strikes like Elijah's treasurer,
  And the hands are tired in battle, they don"t know!
  We are for the Fatherland as a reliable shield,
  To protect from vile place in a pure paradise!
  
  Retreat, strike and again lunge - beat,
  Such is the fate of the way, alas, the soldier!
  As long as at least one villain is alive,
  Clean the barrel and front sight of the machine!
  
  You need to fight if the fairy tale is the world,
  Sometimes it can throw howling cool!
  But we keep our honor to the Fatherland,
  Although sometimes a pile of corpses pours!
  
  We were born, that's lucky in the country -
  In which everyone can become a hero!
  In which people, and then yourself,
  The most powerful and brave warrior!
  
  And now we will shout - forward,
  On the assault on redoubts, mighty fortresses!
  So that it does not happen that it is as if the mind is lying -
  We will smash the clouds on airplanes!
  
  Of course, you can go straight to hell,
  If all the ways are like bindweed with thistle ...
  But even there the blades of the fighters smash,
  And bombs are being dropped from the belly of planes!
  
  And what is hell for Elfi the wrestler?
  Know the next test!
  We will stand in the battle to the end -
  Fulfill God's true desire!
  
  And gangs of trolls, we will break ghouls,
  Let's reach the place where the Earth is Eden!
  The eagle will do away with the vile crow,
  Honor and faith will lead us to accomplishments!
  
  A stormy stream beats life with a key,
  To be accomplished what Christ was asked for!
  Grace will flow like a waterfall in a stream,
  To the glory of Mother Elfia!
  The girls both sang and played the violins at the same time. And the music sounded so sonorous and beautiful, and iridescent. And spread literally throughout the heavens.
  And the ravens, losing consciousness, fainted, and pierced the heads of the orcs.
  And the girls acted with incomprehensible energy. Streams of hyperplasm flowed in them.
  And maybe also magoplasma, which the girls personified an amazing, and deadly effect.
  The female warriors bared their teeth, and then from the surface of their fangs they emitted bunnies that blinded the orcs and made their eyes bleed. And it turned out to be so incomprehensibly cool and cool.
  The female warriors pressed their ruby nipples against the buttons again. And they blasted the enemy with fiery eruptions of the colossal, destructive power of volcanoes.
  And it all reacts and burns. And blow up tanks of bears. And streams of burning flame melt the machines of Putin's empire.
  The girls, I must say, are just wonderful and show such a great level of fighting spirit that no one will dare accuse them of something stupid and obscene.
  They say about such girls: you are simply Goddesses and Super!
  Here they took it again and sang with great enthusiasm;
  There are women in our Elfia,
  What they drive, joking plane!
  That everyone in the universe is more beautiful -
  What will kill all adversaries!
  
  They are born to win
  To glorify the Elf all over the world!
  After all, our mighty grandfathers,
  For them, they gathered an army at once!
  
  Giants are standing at the machine,
  Their power is such - they smash everyone!
  We are the children of the Motherland are united -
  A row of soldiers is walking!
  
  The torment will not be able to break us,
  Powerless fire evil napalm!
  Where the torch used to burn...
  The spotlight is now on!
  
  Everything in our country is a torch of light,
  Cars, roads, bridges!
  And in the songs of victory are sung -
  We are falcons of light - eagles!
  
  We will glorify the Motherland boldly,
  Let's take you to the steep heights!
  We are in space as pioneers -
  And we'll break the necks of the evil orcs!
  
  Let's catch up with all the reptiles from Mars,
  Let's open the way to Centauri!
  We will be, who is afraid of a predator,
  And who is kind and honest to love!
  
  Elf is the sweetest country of all,
  There is something to be proud of, believe me!
  No need to carry nonsense ...
  You be human not a beast!
  
  Let's get the edge of the universe,
  Let's build a fortress there!
  And who lost repentance
  Who rushes to the Fatherland beat!
  
  What's next - little imagination,
  But believe the dead - we will resurrect!
  Let's tear out the sting of death with a jerk,
  For the glory of the immortal Elfi!
  This is how the girls sing, and their voices are like nightingales, thrushes and firebirds in one bottle. Let's say girls like that are just super and hyper.
  And they sing very touchingly and delightfully.
  These are the beauties, if they take up something, then few orcs will seem to anyone.
  And the girls destroy the bears effortlessly. And then the elf pilots flew in from the air. And they press the buttons with their bare toes. And gouge aggressive furry creatures.
  A girl from the sky fired a rocket at a cluster of furry orcs. They were blown up and singed that pieces of scorched meat fell in different directions. And which burns and really smokes.
  These are the girls, furious and destructive. They have such a powerful heart hidden in them. That if they take, and sing, and begin to bare their teeth, then against them, even the army of orcs in alliance with the trolls will not be able to resist. And trolls are much more skillful and determined fighters.
  And the girls are such colossal and strong warriors, just a cosmic variable and constant.
  The warriors took and puffed out the girl's cheeks, and farted at the top of their lungs without thinking twice.
  And then a really lethal and destructive wave came that hit the orcs. And how many furry creatures were laid down at once.
  After that, the girls, in great joy, and with colossal enthusiasm, took and sang;
  A simple verse of the song
  What am I singing about this sad world!
  I strive to know Christ with my soul,
  So as not to touch the body, hell and ashes!
  
  My homeland is dear to me,
  Although sometimes they put it in reproach!
  I didn't find a place for myself
  When Weselvul put people in hell!
  
  What could be more terrible than the death of the Earth,
  When the string weeps in mourning?
  When he laughs, the villain eats success,
  But there will be power - know awakened!
  
  I will answer the evil race then in response:
  Fatherland spirit you hell gods do not break!
  And the feat of all the fighters will be sung,
  We are an army of soldiers: eagles are no game!
  
  Know that our will is strong as always,
  Shoulder to shoulder we rallied a fist!
  And the goal to which we are going is already visible,
  The ashes of the enemy have been flattened by the starship!
  
  Sometimes it's tricky to understand Pallas,
  She is capricious, she will give carte blanche to the devil!
  And it seems like it's been so long...
  When the vile orc of evil is torn in half!
  
  Of course, we have a whole forest of problems,
  How many worlds are there in the universe?
  But for this the Almighty God has risen,
  For a person to have a mound of gifts!
  
  Elfia will become a superpower again,
  The Universe will point the way to happiness and love!
  There will be no more tears, no more blood,
  And you have the will in your heart, save wisdom!
  The girls sing very sincerely. They want extra victories, and fabulous sayings. Their cosmic tolerance is just awful. And the warriors show their highest aerobatics, and a huge destructive ego.
  An elf with speckled hair chirped:
  One two Three,
  You destroy the orcs...
  Four eight five
  We're not here to play!
  And again the girls whistle, so much so that whole clouds of stunned crows pour on the heads of the orcs.
  . CHAPTER #9
  Meanwhile, former Russian President Vladimir Putin, in the body of the king of the orcs, is also exhausted giving orders to his furry bears. It also pissed him off to the extreme.
  And he fell into a dream to recover from such a colossal load;
  He dreamed that he had become a teenage boy. And he just has incredibly wild and crazy adventures;
  Vladimir Putin woke up suddenly ... He again felt full of energy, like a firefly that had eaten phosphorus. That's how he did, crushed and ground the corps of General Noga. How they will sing it now: the general Japanese Legs - mothers, did not take away the legs - fathers from the Russians!
  Jumped up and looked back. How everything is trampled here, and the grass is abundantly covered with blood. True, the corpses seem to have been removed. A large crater remained at the site of the explosion, with burnt grass and bone chips from the bodies and fragments of cuirasses broken by the explosion.
  And swirling flocks of crows, greedily looking for bodies that did not have time to be disposed of in pits or funeral pyres.
  Vladimir Putin estimated by eye that three or four days had passed since the battle. The badly battered Spaniards and Austrians barely made it far enough. And create a threat to the Russian lands.
  So maybe for the better, it's time for us to fight!
  And the boy -president rushed at full speed, accelerating, as even a racing car could not do. Why isn't he Superman? Just learn to fly!
  And they have already started building railroads. With metal horses. But for now, only design projects - you need a lot of resources and steel. And the steel is still going to guns and new guns. And soon, if possible, airplanes will take off into the air. And then they will gain wings.
  In general, an airplane is a good thing: only now it needs to be assembled along a serious production chain. Here, in a couple of months, the problem, and even in the Middle Ages, even the angels of death cannot solve it.
  Vladimir Putin gave a moral on this:
  - Do not get into a sleigh that is not yours if you want to covet someone else's Mercedes!
  The phrase is witty, to say the least. Although yes, four days have passed since the completion of the ritual here, the Spaniards, Austrians and Germans were like. It seems that even the French, despite internal troubles, sent their detachment. While they still do not have St. Bartholomew's night.
  Should we grab France right away or limit ourselves to Germany and Austria for the time being? Immediately in large pieces, even delicacies cannot be missed. Or maybe even delicacies should not be taken in large quantities. Although they already have ambitions higher than ten roofs of New York skyscrapers! Well, if so, then it will be, maybe better!
  Vladimir Putin wanted to speak out here too, but nothing came to mind. Wow, what could he be thinking? About girls?
  But he did not have to run for too long, in four days he covered a little more than a hundred kilometers. In a quarter of an hour the barefoot boy caught up with them. And let's chop ... Artillery trailed in the tail. And they did not have time to deploy the guns. How Vladimir Putin ran into them, and began to destroy everyone. Only magic swords flashed. Just keep swinging and slashing. And you have to wave very extremely quickly, like the wings of a mosquito. Only this mosquito is large enough and with steel blades.
  The boy Putin, naked to the waist, a lad-bogatyr, demolished everything, mowed down the ranks and splattered with blood. Here one battery was cleared of gunners and horse escorts, then another, and then a third. Vladimir Putin attacked and whistled at the same time:
  -Come on, let's play the seven-string guitar! Roast me with fire Uncultured Europe!
  Cultural Europe or not is a moot point, but the boy Putin himself is a real terminator, so no doubt. He overwhelms the enemies, as if in front of him are not selected European troops, but grains in a coffee grinder. This is such a cool pronunciation. And the bones, like dust, spilled out.
  The Duke of Alba, having learned that the Russian terminator angel was attacking him again, seriously panicked.
  After all, this threatened him with almost inevitable death. The boy began to move even faster, and strike more confidently. Hundreds of fighters fell slashed under his swords. Here the equestrian reserve thrown into battle fell under the cruel haircut of a desperate boy. At this point, the duke himself felt nausea and fear. After all, this is really serious.
  And Vladimir Putin mowed down everyone with swords and whistled through his nose:
  - Oh, hay, hay, hay! Ah, hay, hay! The state farm cost a penny!
  But in any battle, the enemy can always have a joker. Then, when Vladimir Putin killed most of the gunners and mowed down, a couple of thousand horsemen attacked him by another full-time sorcerer.
  A sorcerer in a white cassock and a green beard, an old man richly hung with amulets, attacked the warrior boy.
  By tradition, he unleashed a whole stream of cascade pulsars on Vladimir Putin. The young man, slipping past the jets, launched a cast-iron core with his feet. Thus, having checked the strength of the magomatrix. The blow turned out to be accurate, then Putin, catching the glow, began to throw furiously and other shots. The sorcerer even grunted, as if he had been twisted through a bone extractor. And his opponent threw more and more intensely, while continuing to cut down the soldier attacking him. All Austrians are not weak fighters. They attack without even a shadow of fear. And hot Spaniards are even braver. Vladimir Putin, however, is only happy about this - you will grind the enemy"s army faster and you don"t have to feed the prisoners. But if so, let his opponent give more.
  The sorcerer acted impudently, but inaccurately. Yes, and hitting such a moving target as a young warrior is more difficult than shooting down a mosquito with an ignition musket. So Vladimir Putin already has extensive experience in such battles and has chosen the best tactics. Namely, he rushed into the ranks: Germans, Austrians, Spaniards, trying to knock out as many soldiers and officers of the united army as possible. And at the same time he launched something heavy at the sorcerer, hoping that he, having spent a lot of energy, would soon run out of steam.
  After all, Vladimir the boy is the terminator angel, which means that he will also win!
  Vladimir the kid, even piercingly, sang in a sonorous voice;
  That's when the trumpet of the Lord -
  He will lead us to the attack of the brave!
  Perish in the abyss of hell,
  Know that solid ice will melt!
  
  Fought for the Fatherland
  They fought like roosters!
  Soaked the Wehrmacht in May,
  We have everything on hand!
  
  Who groaned in insane slavery,
  Break the chain fighter!
  You will be in the sacred realm
  With a blood oath!
  
  After all, we are such soldiers,
  You won't find a better one in the world!
  Here they fly in a grenade throw,
  By force that they do not keep locked up!
  
  Tank "Tiger" killed the muzzle,
  And the "Panther" tail, the fighters burned it!
  From the projectile, the fire fanned so much,
  We even let death go to zero!
  
  After all, the Fatherland is a flower in the field,
  In it is the beauty of Russia, all the wiser!
  And children laugh in stormy happiness,
  The nightingale began to trill loudly!
  
  Youth in our world is noble,
  There is even a world of gray hair in it ...
  May she be happy, free,
  Our radiant country!
  
  There are mountains of ice in it, jets of waterfalls -
  Gold of deserts, emerald rivers.
  It is necessary to fight hard for the Fatherland,
  Let the bastards go to Hades!
  
  There is nothing dearer than the Motherland,
  Even if it is difficult brothers live!
  Svarog's gaze became even more menacing,
  The hunter feels that he is a game!
  
  We will put an end to the insidious Hitler,
  And send the Fritz junk for scrap!
  After all, for us, believe the main motto -
  So that Sodom does not come to Russia!
  In the last words, something has changed. Already on the other side of the motley European army, the clang of a blade and heart-rending, hysterical cries of people being cut were heard. Judging by the speed of movement, by the frequency of blows inflicted by the sword, it even seemed that it was buzzing a gigantic bumblebee, there was no doubt ...
  Vladimir the boy smiled slyly and exclaimed:
  - Here she is, as always, uninvited! And also death!
  Leia replied indignantly:
  "But death is rarely so beautiful!"
  The girl who cut with both swords and, in fact, struck with athletic beauty. Grishka sarcastically dropped:
  - Yes, and boastful!
  Together, work on extermination went more fun. That's just a full-time sorcerer, most likely also from among the Jesuits, he pretty much got it. However, he did not cause damage to the guys, more hitting his own. But at the same time, an important, magical unit should not be left alive. It's like the saying - a strong fool helps the enemy. And a lot of all sorts of creatures from magoplasma are circling. They should simply be avoided and dodged more rapidly. And Leia also growls with two swords:
  - Banzai! Give me the horns!
  Many thousands of corpses piled up in mounds. Most of the standards fell under the crushing blows of the two archangels that they carried to the adversaries.
  Gradually, the intensity of the sorcerer's cascading fire subsided. And then the sorcerer began to move away ... Just then, all four magic swords flew at the magician. So don't give it a chance.
  The Magomatrix deflected three blades at once, but the fourth from the ninja king hit right in the throat. And the Jesuit sorcerer began a swift fall. Leia chuckled at his turns.
  This is how magical careers end!
  Vladimir Putin, grinning, added:
  And not magical either!
  After that, their last harvest began, the nerves of the Duke of Alba could not stand it. And what was left of the army fled.
  And then Russian cavalry detachments appeared: Cossacks, Tatars, nobles, Polish lords.
  After that, usually the longest phase of medieval battles has already begun: the pursuit! So chase after them and already work on the machine so that your heels smoke and the enemy's heads fly off.
  Vladimir Putin and Leia naturally fled, parted their pants in order to capture more of these hares on horseback, in armor and on foot.
  The young terminator warrior could well say: one is in the field of warriors, and two is a grave at all!
  Here, however, to what the war sometimes brings people, you already consider them much worse than rabbits. You kill not to eat, but to eat. Here even the morality of the war is ugly, as if Baba Yaga, peeled from smallpox, from which everything is crumbling!
  But then Vladimir Putin got to the standard of the Duke of Alba. The commander himself is nowhere to be seen. But what else will they have time to put him on a stake! Or maybe it's even more interesting that such an interesting person as Alba is not immediately chopped up. This is almost an analogue of the medieval Caesar.
  And to fight with Caesar is a special chic above which you cannot find! If only you have a fantasy... like the Great Demiurge. And who knows, maybe there will be Caesar, although it is very difficult to predict how this will affect the development of history. But in a world where Vladimir Putin changed the situation by slaughtering the Japanese corps, there are several options. If there are no more interventions, most likely, such mediocrity as Kuropatkin will not take Port Arthur.
  In this case, the siege may drag on, and the Atlantic squadron will repeat the fate of Tsushima. After all, she would still have to go to Vladivostok. In this case, again, a protracted war, and the signing of an easier peace than in real history, but still a difficult peace. And if the Japanese do not give back Port Arthur, then this will be perceived as a surrender. This means that a revolutionary explosion and a repetition of those nasty things that have already been in real history are inevitable. At the same time, victory in this war prevented a revolution and probably the emergence of the State Duma. On the one hand, it killed in the bud the emergence of a hotbed of rebellion, which led to the February Revolution and the collapse of the autocracy. But on the other hand, it led to the conservation of clearly archaic social relations and landownership.
  However, the evolution from feudalism to capitalism is still inevitable. And it is better to carry it out more smoothly, without revolutionary upheavals. But the Duma is still of little use, and it was not the people who wanted the parliament, but the capitalists. However, what is a people? It's also an abstract concept. For example, a merchant than not the people or even a government official. And the lousy bum that climbs through the garbage dumps just doesn"t pull on the people. It's more like a waste of society.
  Vladimir Putin, pursuing enemies, could afford a little and talk. So, in fact, the concept of the people is more than relative, and most likely even in February of the seventeenth year, the overwhelming number of people did not want the overthrow of the king. They were frightened by the unknown, even if Nicholas II was not loved. Also in World War I, the fighting went smoothly. So, there was hope that after the victory everything would be better than before the war.
  In this regard, the February revolution turned out to be rather an elite coup. And without the State Duma, he might not have been ... Vladimir the boy was distracted, a dozen musket bullets hit him at once. It is surprising that they were struck at such a speed of movement. And the balls of lead are not small with a walnut each. They knocked him down, making his skin crack, but the terminator boy immediately jumped up again and continued his attack.
  What did he take and intercept the flying gifts with his toes and send them back ...
  Among the Russian horsemen, Peter stands out. The former pioneer has grown up, has become wider in the shoulders - the beard is not growing yet, but the mustache has already made its way - handsome! Vladimir even winked at him: they say, know our batyrs!
  He also had a boy born from one wife, a girl from another. Only His Serene Highness Prince Vladimir Putin, although he was married as a brother to the Tsar's daughter Maria herself, is childless. Although, what can you take when he is about to turn seventeen, and he still looks like a very athletic modern child of thirteen, well, here in the late Middle Ages, of course, Vladimir the boy looks older, but still naked. However, he has the right to marry, of course. And his prowess is tested by blades.
  The young warrior estimated that in the event of a protracted war, most likely the revolutionary mood in Russia would flare up with renewed vigor. And then the tsar will probably give in again with the Duma. True, perhaps the seized initiative on the land sector of the front will make the monarch more decisive.
  In any case, the absence of reforms can make the revolution of 1905-1907 even more protracted and bloody than in real history.
  Vladimir the kid logically remarked:
  "Sometimes when you win, you lose, because the infecting worm of complacency and laziness takes over you!
  As the young man said it aloud, Leia heard it and added:
  - Resting after a victory is not a sin, but resting on your laurels is a crime!
  So the battle is over... But Princess Leia and Grisha chased the enemy for another hundred miles...
  Then they returned to their own ... Prince Andrei and the guys approached Berlin and wanted to also lead the assault on the city. Somehow I didn't want to miss this opportunity. Even if it's your own. But Leia clearly did not want to give the capture of Vienna to Basmanov Jr. and suggested that Peter, breaking away from his infantrymen, take the city with some horsemen.
  The young man remarked timidly:
  - And Basmanov? He will sit on a horse for this!
  Vladimir Putin ominously said:
  - As he sits on a horse, he will lie on the ground!
  Leia added fiercely:
  - But we can, if we want, put on the crown of autocracy! Who will stop us!
  Peter agreed with this:
  - Nobody I think!
  Vladimir the kid ordered in a menacing tone:
  - Forced march!
  How clumsy the riders seem to be for this couple. Therefore, they decided, nevertheless, while the Russian and Asian horses were galloping, to run to Berlin.
  Still, there may be wizards. It"s just that Andrei, the prince and governor of the tsar, can deal with people, how to slam a flea, after all, they have small arms, and command and control of the troops and combat skills are an order of magnitude better than those of the Germans. Or maybe even several orders of magnitude. So the whole fight...
  But if the sorcerers end up in this fortress, then ...
  Vladimir Putin spoke as they rushed to the Berlin Lee about his journey to 1905. He also expressed concern that the case was not completed to the end.
  Leia logically remarked:
  - Be Kuropatkin at least half Suvorov, and your superpowers are not needed!
  Vladimir the boy nodded sadly:
  - In general, I agree. But the Suvorovs are born once a century, and those half, more often, but they still have to be nominated by the highest authorities!
  Leia here with a cunning remarked:
  - In the tsarist army, there is General Brusilov. I am sure that if he had appointed him instead of Kuropatkin, the war would have gone differently from the very beginning.
  Vladimir the tomboy, accelerating and spinning with a twelvefold somersault (it seemed that it was a boomerang), baring his teeth, declared:
  - If my grandmother had something, she would become a grandfather!
  Leia frowned and asked:
  - What did you mean by that?
  Vladimir Putin rubbed his forehead with the tip of a magical, iridescent sword and clarified:
  "It"s easier for us to personally kill a whole corps than to convince the king to change command!"
  Leia furrowed her brow and, accelerating her pace even more, remarked:
  "Maybe the two of us can enter that time again?" After all, we are not so helpless and incapable!
  Vladimir the boy sighed heavily:
  - Yes, I somehow do not know how to manage my abilities to influence the course of history. You yourself understand this very well!
  Leia nodded heavily.
  - Yes, I understand. And not everyone is capable of it! - The girl, twisting in the air, making not the most successful attempt to take off, added. - What happened to us happens even more than once in a hundred years, but only in a very violent fantasy.
  Vladimir the boy remarked with a sigh:
  - For some reason, in the modern, I mean the twenty-first century, the rulers have forgotten how to read science fiction!
  Leia chuckled merrily.
  - Of course, I cannot know this, but I feel that the President of Russia likes alternatives, where history is replayed!
  When they arrived, Berlin was already under fire. A large garrison, along with reinforcements that arrived to help, did not want to surrender.
  Although a significant part of the wall has already collapsed ... It remains only to wait for darkness. But Lei and Volodya the President decided to use their abilities as a phenomenal punching force. Namely, that's how they took it and with one throw, having overcome the space under fire, they broke into the walls. Let's sequester everyone there!
  As Stenka Razin said, a quarter of an arshin!
  Ancient Berlin was distinguished by a large thickness of walls, which were reinforced with cobblestones and some special medieval concrete. Most of the guns have already been destroyed by massive shelling. Here is a cracked wheel sticking out, Leia jumped on it with her bare foot and jumped high. She flew like a swallow in the sky with a cry:
  - Banzai!
  Vladimir Putin, giggling, remarked yelling:
  -And then we shout Banzai! - Next came the distortion of some old Soviet song. Apparently from those times, even before the Second World War. When Japan owned the captured islands. - We will win back the Kuriles, capturing the entire Japanese region - we will show our neighbors the nonsense of strength!
  From the kick of the leg, the warrior boy in armor flew into a cauldron of sizzling oil. And Vladimir the tomboy whistled:
  - Get warm, dove!
  And Leia immediately threw a dozen fighters into the cauldron. The pain, of course, from the boiling oil is hellish, but who pays attention to this? Moreover, the terminator girl has somehow lost her human appearance.
  And Vladimir Putin , twirling his swords over his head, said:
  - In a mad empire, even in the bath it's cold!
  Leia here as yells:
  - Banzai!
  And let's chop twice as fast ...
  There is no time for sentimentality, the war is in all its glory, only not in Hollywood, but so one-sidedly. However, in real history, there have also been such battles for one person.
  And of course, the logical result of the battered garrison began to scatter rapidly. And the Russian army under the command of Andreika went on the assault without waiting for darkness.
  Horns are blowing, drums are beating, banners are unfurled. Well, Sturm, just like in the movies! And all this avalanche overflowing over the edge is rushing at you.
  Usually the Russians used the construction of linear chains. This is something like what the German troops took under the command of Bismarck. That is, without giving up the advantages of linear tactics, but significantly increasing the mobility and mobility of troops.
  Commands are given by signalers with flags, and everything happens in an organized manner. Naturally, it is better to wait for the night, but ... In summer, the night is short and there is no point in waiting when the enemy has already fled!
  Andreika, a handsome hero with a rather decent beard, gallops ahead of everyone. He is truly a fighter of the highest order, who do not break from the hardships of ossification!
  Ladders, hooks, ropes and much more are thrown onto the walls. For example, some of the soldiers use trampolines. Not too technical either. Although they jump beautifully. Especially with cardboard wings.
  This is an assault, when on cardboard wings, once you are on the other side of the wall.
  But of course, dynamo-reactive charges in the form of pipes according to the recoilless principle also have an effect. After all, they beat with coal dust and tear like that!
  Coal granulate is almost ten times stronger than TNT, and it cannot be compared with gunpowder at all! So we can summarize - the assault took place, count in one direction! And then the defeat, with which it is difficult to compare anything!
  Andrew jokingly said:
  - This is how we take fortresses ... Lying on our side and sending snores in different directions! And everyone runs away from this snoring!
  Leia, who heard everything perfectly playfully at a distance, answered:
  - Cuckoo! Reign lying on your side!
  Vladimir the kid , who was already tired of such one-sided extermination, even became dumb:
  - It is possible that Alexander Sergeevich would not be delighted with us!
  Leia asked in mock surprise.
  - And what else is Alexander Sergeevich?
  Vladimir, the former dictator, laughed:
  - Well, yes! There are several of them! But there is only one main!
  Leia sings here:
  - Natural blond, only one in the whole country!
  Vladimir Putin, finishing off the last of the soldiers who resisted, sang insinuatingly:
  - Rating breaks records again! I'm on all the covers now! And I boldly break the muzzle! Here are the girls in sandals!
  On such a lyrical note, the assault ended. Those who survived dropped their weapons and knelt down. This turned out to be a fun battle in the upper notes.
  Vladimir the tomboy even sang:
  - Women for hire sobbed through their teeth! It can be seen pervach, went through to the end! The pipes were loudly out of tune in the holes, only the singer did not lie this time!
  The prisoner turned out to be about fifteen thousand. Serious reinforcements approached Berlin. And that's not counting the scattered local militias. And even more were killed, some more than five thousand wounded, and this is mainly due to the action of the destructive weapons of Russian soldiers. So overall the fight turned out to be quite simple, but...
  Leia, like a practical girl, ordered:
  - We'll check the treasury!
  Indeed, in the capital there is something to profit from. Chests with gold thalers, doubloons, louis, piastres. There is even more silver... Of course, there are also jewelry. It's just not easy to get there. Also, the traps are cunning and the guards are fierce. True, the vaunted German Shepherds, at the sight of the angels, quickly tucked their tails. They were even afraid to bark - these are their new owners, you can see the smell and aroma of power.
  Traps, of course, are not so sentimental, but for two immortals they are quite surmountable. They took it and opened it. And the crossbow bots that were prepared for the robbers were shot down with striking strokes on the fly.
  That's how we figured it out!
  Leia even proposed a toast to the occasion:
  - So let's drink to the fact that everyone who builds cunning traps against us falls into the trap of alphabetic protracted construction!
  The guys jumped over the pebbles, stepping on which you can turn out to be sprinkled with sand and pebbles. Other misfortunes bypassed, and cut off the trees of jumping spears, or a flying mace. In general, the Germans, of course, crashed in mechanics. And pity the Turks more cunningly. But it's even more interesting. Here, in particular, something was found in the treasury from the eastern campaigns. In particular, the golden griffin, which could spew a jet of flame from its mouth. In addition to him, there was another mechanical peacock of the Byzantine emperor. Apparently the descendants of the Romans loved this bird. In addition, furs purchased or taken by robbery from Russians were stored in a special room. There were so many of them that you can dress more than one thousand people. No wonder the hall is as long as the Dynamo stadium. But of course there are lion, tiger and other skins. The bare feet of young warriors are buried ankle-deep in asbestos and something else... Apparently, this is how all moisture and microbes, rot worms are killed. So you can store the furs of the century.
  . CHAPTER #11
  The dream of Vladimir Putin, turned into the king of the orcs, continued. Here he is again a boy. But already in a slightly different revenge and dimension. And that everything changes even in a dream.
  After all, people themselves do not always see the same dream. So Vladimir Putin, who has become a hairy, bear-orc, sees something else, while remaining a kid, and this is cool.
  Barnabas and three more people among them, the black Oblomov, went to the meeting, soon they were joined by Captain Monitor and six of his henchmen, of which two had nothing to do with the human race. Barefoot boy Vladimir Putin quickly drew a map of the city.
  - The main wealth has already been loaded onto ships and is about to leave. - Began a brave scout. Moreover, on the way to them, I know for sure that three ships with a tonnage and armament that are not inferior to our ship will join. We must hurry, attack in the morning - Vladimir concluded the tomboy. Here the young man suggested another option. - With disguise under the costumes of opponents.
  The monitor said calmly:
  - I agree with this boy. We must strike at dawn, your ship they hope they know well and will not open fire.
  - It's a good idea, but another thought came to mind. - Barnabas, who seemed to be a simpleton, said only.
  The monitor with an ironic smile (well, what can he come up with, albeit a big one, but the head of this thug with a sloping forehead!), inquired:
  - What is it?
  The bearer of the name, which became legendary in the human world thanks to Jesus Christ, slyly declared:
  - If all the wealth is taken away from the city, then why put yourself at risk by storming the city. You can do it much easier.
  The monitor took a couple of convulsive sips from the goblet, after which he jabbed his fist at himself, testing his jaw for strength. With a cunning idea to drive a wedge between the captain and his first mate (who would have thought that this boy was not just a cabin boy!) The leader of the sea robbers said:
  - I doubt the plan proposed by the boy is simple and effective.
  Barnabas again objected to this. And he spoke emphatically lazily, and viscously:
  - But I don"t have it, there is another consideration. Since our golden boy sank the main escort ship, it would be best for us to take over its functions.
  The monitor perked up and, bending down, asked:
  - So what do you mean?
  Barnabas winked slyly and cooed like an old owl:
  - We could escort loaded transports, bringing them not to the metropolis, but to our pirate nest.
  The monitor slammed his fist on the table in annoyance and squirmed:
  - So simple, but what if they want to personally meet with Papyrus don Grabber before instructing us to do this?
  Barnabas puffed up and stuck out his chest, wide as a fortress wall:
  - So what? I think I would love to play this role. - Ataman filibusters raised his thumb. "After all, I sailed for five years under the Bass flag and perfectly imitate their accent.
  The monitor, who was extremely annoyed that this thought had not occurred to him personally, mumbled, deliberately lowering the timbre of his voice:
  - And if you meet someone who knows this admiral personally?
  Barnabas opened his deep mouth in a feigned yawn and cooed:
  - And this is not fatal, then our sailors will strike a pre-prepared blow.
  The monitor raised his eyebrows skeptically and twisted his already capricious mouth:
  - Do you think you can leave?
  Barnabas looked very confident:
  - With me will be my assistant, a warrior who has no equal in the art of swordsmanship. Fighter - Vladimir-kid. Barnabas puffed out his chest even more. I hope he can help me out.
  The monitor waved its wide paws.
  Why don't I go with you and put my head in the lion's mouth. Better let my guys, since they concentrate along the coast, to cover those guns that you cannot destroy with a volley.
  Barnabas grinned and assured his comrade:
  - Well, I'll try to achieve victory without shedding blood. It is necessary to choose a suitable costume for yourself. Double bassists dress luxuriously.
  - And take a bag or better a chest of gold as a gift. - Vladimir Putin responded. The boy is also annoyed that the idea of skillful deceit did not occur to him personally, but to someone whom he and probably others considered a stupid martinet.
  This time the Monitor snapped:
  - And why is it so extravagant?
  The boy spoke softly:
  - Gold will cloud their eyes, better, smoke curtains. With it, we will dull the vigilance of the enemy.
  The monitor was confused and muttered:
  - Pirates usually take gold instead of giving it.
  Vladimir the tomboy chuckled and explained:
  - That's it in this way, it would never occur to anyone that we are filibusters. - And beautifully added quite obvious truth. "Sometimes you have to give in order to receive.
  - Just use your gold, I won't give you a coin. The Monitor snapped.
  - We've got enough. Barnabas answered condescendingly.
  The pirate grumbled through his teeth:
  - It's good to be well off.
  Here, the observant Vladimir-kid intercepted the greedy glance cast by an outwardly sleek and aristocratic pirate.
  Barnabas sauntered off to the admiral's rich wardrobe. There he began to try on the clothes of the giants of the Contrabass. In no country of this hemisphere did they dress so elegantly and in a big way as they do. Which, however, given the wealth of the empire, is not surprising. And the higher the rank, the more luxurious the costume. Barnabas turned out to be too large, and could not find suitable clothes for any reason. He was already desperate, but after a long search he was lucky, in a gilded chest he found a set of vestments, designed for Count Kolochychov, also a very hefty subject. In the new suit, the swarthy and bearded Barnabas looked very impressive.
  Why am I not a duke? - He said, then squinting, then smoothing wrinkles while peering into a fairly well-polished mirror. - I am the most noble grandee!
  The pirate leader even stamped his feet with delight, only a large black and small, slovenly beard spoiled the impression.
  - Call the Bloodsucker, let him trim me a little.
  Despite the formidable nickname Bloodsucker looked harmless enough. This type, before going to hard labor, worked as a hairdresser. He smiled flatteringly , then took out his accessories, neatly cut his hair and slightly trimmed the rough physiognomy of the filibuster. A timid suggestion to shave his beard was completely followed by a growl.
  - I'm like a woman or a child in order to part with my dignity. - Barnabas seemed to be furious and vigorously waved his fists. - You are barbers of cattle, scarabs and only disfigure faces.
  The bloodsucker recoiled, who knows the senior captain, whether he would stab him with a knife. He had seen such types in his lifetime. When for a trifle one recovers to the other world, the other to hard labor.
  - Well, why are you trembling, who are you a pirate or a stsykun. - Barnabas tried to give himself an image of greatness, which he was good at. - Now listen, do I look like a contrabass admiral?
  The bloodsucker tried to flatter the formidable ataman:
  - Yes! In your every movement, you can see an aristocratic origin.
  Barnabas pouted and said in agreement:
  - I agree from the breed of those who are accustomed to command. And now you've become a sycophant. - And a strong push with a wide palm on the shoulder. - Well, go ahead, you did a good job.
  Barnabas graciously released the Bloodsucker, then yawned, there was already quite a bit left before dawn, he needed at least a little sleep. Although he was born in a world where the illumination constantly fluctuates at night, and it is as bright as on Earth on a clear day with a four-time full moon, but all the same - cycles are cycles. Rhythms day and night.
  The majestic ship sailed into the bay, the wreckage of the sunken ship was still floating along it, and most of the guns were already at the bottom and the divers, or rather the personalities of various races who took on such a role, unsuccessfully tried to get the damaged guns. And with even greater enthusiasm, the treasury and other valuables on the ship.
  Governor Freudi suffered from headaches. The night really turned out to be nightmarish, the beauty and pride of the fleet of the empire Contrabass battleship "Incinerating" took off into the air. Now the cargo will certainly be delayed in the port, at least until other escort ships approach. This is not so bad, but the very fact that such a ship is lost in his city, what will the king and emperor of all Contrabass think in this case? As the toadies-grands present it, in this case you won"t get off with one resignation.
  As he stepped out of his pink marble palace, he almost fainted. A beautiful ship, so reminiscent of the one on which Papyrus don Grabber went to take revenge on the harpers and spread his sails. True, he moved slowly, but this was due to the incredible disorder reigning in the bay.
  - The Almighty God heard our prayers. - The governor cooed, raising his thick eyebrows, as if he had drunk Brezhnev. Help has arrived at this difficult time. With a rude gesture, the warrior beckoned a richly decorated middle-aged man. - Hey Foshange, prepare a noble table, I will invite the admiral to the palace.
  The senior footman bowed and began to yell at the servants, forcing them to hastily prepare a noble breakfast.
  When, finally, the vessel took its rightful place, inspiring respect, and everyone could see the Tiger emblem and the proud contrabass flag. Maintaining a semblance of strict discipline, false double bassists, but in reality pirates, lined up on the parade ground, shining with bright, carefully torn armor. Then Barnabas, splendidly dressed, descended. He was accompanied by the acting secretary of Poland Phonogramma, he was distinguished by his ability to throw knives and, of course, the warrior Vladimir Putin, who took the role of a servant boy. The most unpleasant thing, but I still had to wear shoes. Since the occasion is a solemn entry into the port, and he is not a simple servant for a tray of glasses, but a personal one. Two tall four-armed warriors followed him with a chest full of gold.
  An orchestra hastily gathered in the port, it began to play angrily. Then gradually the melody leveled out, and the sounds became more harmonious.
  An officer ran out to the meeting, paying attention to the epaulettes, he saluted and said:
  - I wish you all heavenly blessings, Mr. Admiral. The Governor is already waiting for you.
  Barnabas condescendingly waved his ladle-paw:
  - At ease, report to His Excellency that I'm on my way.
  The palace of the local ruler was located in the depths of a chic garden. Two large lizards with cannons on their backs stood at the entrance, and a cactus elephant was grazing in the distance. Directly at the entrance to the palace, two ten-meter-high carnations with a bud grew, in which not only the slender tomboy Vladimir, but also an adult man could easily hide.
  The guards with spears at the entrance parted. It was evident that muskets were not yet so fashionable. The palace itself made a favorable impression, wide windows gave it a cheerful look. There are many paintings, weapons, shields with various coats of arms hung on the walls. The boy Vladimir walked after Barnabas and frowned slightly, his brand-new footmen's shoes stung mercilessly.
  But the governor himself, easy on the mark. Quite thick, but tries to stay straight. In a very soft voice, the lord of the surrounding places said:
  - I am glad to welcome such a distinguished guest.
  Barnabas ceremoniously replied to politeness:
  - I, too, thank fate for sending me a meeting with such a hospitable home.
  The governor, trying to make his tone even more flattering, said:
  "Last time, highly revered Don Papyrus, you refused to visit my palace, citing urgent business. Now you have done us the honor.
  Here Barnabas realized that he almost got into trouble, what would have happened if the governor had seen this admiral before. At best, a gallows would have awaited him, or something more cruel, such as a stake, when they nail his arms and legs.
  The answer, however, is cold:
  - Yes, it turned out to be busy, business affairs. - And an unexpected ardent phrase. - But how much hospitality can be neglected!
  The Governor quietly asked:
  - How was your expedition to the shores of the power of the pagans Harp?
  Barnabas sincerely replied:
  - Brilliant! It was possible to plunder one very rich harp town, and without great losses.
  The governor's eyes widened.
  - I hope your name has not been lit up, because while we are formally, we are not at war with Harp.
  Barnabas again, not out of curiosity, answered:
  - Everything went clean, I even surprised myself.
  - Is the prey rich? There was jealousy in the governor's voice.
  - Not poor, God himself helped us. - Here the leader had to overpower himself a little. - As a token of our deep gratitude and trust, we present you with a chest of gold. - Barnabas even spread his hands, demonstrating generosity.
  The governor was greedy. Having lost solidity, he rushed to the chest and opened the lid:
  - Well, there's a fortune here. No wonder these idlers dragged him with such difficulty. Oh Papyrus don Grabber. - The nobleman bowed. - I'm your debtor demand anything from me.
  The leader of the pirates answered without offense:
  - I think the best reward will be devoted service to the crown. I heard that last night you lost the battleship Scorching, named after the infernal nephew of our greatest monarch. I believe that this is too sensitive a blow, at a time when the capital needs finance.
  The governor mumbled:
  - You are absolutely right.
  Barnabas proudly said:
  - Therefore, I propose that I transfer command and escort of such a valuable cargo to me. I, in turn, have enough cannons to repel him from any pirate attack.
  The governor was glad to fulfill any request of the admiral:
  - Of course, I will give you all the necessary powers. I think with such a brave warrior our cargoes will be as if in the right hand of God.
  Barnabas cracked his fingers.
  "Then we'll leave immediately."
  The Governor spoke up again.
  - At least have breakfast, Admiral. Do us the honor, besides, the ships also need time to assemble.
  The leader of the filibusters condescendingly dropped:
  "Okay, a little refreshment won"t hurt.
  Barnabas did not want to arouse suspicion by excessive haste, and most likely the governor's festive table would be excellent.
  The pretty tomboyish Vladimir, like a servant, was left outside the door, and the false admiral was treated like a king himself. Such dishes were served, and even bread and cakes baked in the form of sailboats and royal palaces. Beautifully, intricately ornamented pieces of sliced \u200b\u200bfish, cape, vegetables, fruits and many seasonings are laid out. And the wines are completely fabulous, pleasing the lord of the robbers. Yes, there were enough temptations to stay for a while.
  Barnabas served the meal rudely, like the last dork who is not familiar with etiquette. They began to pay attention to him, but the governor himself pretended that everything was going as it should.
  After several bottles of expensive wine, Barnabas did not lose his head, his body was still heroic, but his tongue became overly mobile and required work.
  Without thinking twice, the pirate began to sing, his deep bass sounded pleasant, some of the Officers present began to sing along;
  Are you ready to follow me
  Do not stay in rags with a bag!
  So that the prey flows like honey,
  So that the river spills with gold!
  
  In order to do this, you need to
  So that not a penny turned out to be a penny!
  So that each of us can
  Cover the path with a carpet of bodies!
  
  Oh pirates, you are my children,
  Not some kind of cross - zeros!
  Each of you is a hero,
  Quickly steal the rug!
  
  Boarding is for men
  Do not look for reasons in defeat!
  It's better to just dance
  I believe that your spirit has not died out!
  
  I will lead you on the attack, friends,
  We are pirates - native family!
  Let's fight like hell
  And there are no other ideas!
  This song created a lot of noise.
  Count Santa Claus Don Parade entered the room, he was late for the invitation of the governor and therefore turned out to be terribly angry. Seeing a hefty fellow singing obscene songs, he asked with excitement:
  - And what kind of joke is this?
  The governor replied:
  - You see the greatest admiral Papyrus don Grabber!
  - Yes, what kind of Don Grabber is this? - The count became furious, stomping his boots on the marble. - It's just a bean jester.
  - It can't be, he has epaulettes. - muttered the governor, lowering his head and blushing thickly.
  The Count yelled out:
  - So this fat bastard is an impostor, I met the admiral several times, he does not at all look like a dressed-up gorilla.
  - Arrest him! - Shouted, trying to hide the embarrassment of the governor.
  More than once, the grated Vladimir the tomboy realized that he struck a match badly and set fire to a previously prepared wick. The chest was only covered on top with a thin layer of gold coins, and below and in the middle was gunpowder. The young man, just in case, provided for escape routes. Plus, of course, saving precious metal when you combine business with pleasure. Or rather, you perform, and successfully two functions. The explosion should be the signal for a general attack by the pirates. A whole detachment of guards was already running up to the door, and Vladimir Putin threw the chest at them. He put all his desperation and rage into the throw, so the rather heavy object flew quite far. The explosion was terrible, a couple of columns collapsed, more than thirty people were killed, and the blast wave threw Vladimir Putin against the wall, almost flattening the young man.
  Strong bones crunched, but this only angered Vladimir the tomboy, brandishing his sword, he rushed to finish off the surviving enemies. Barnabas also did not waste time, throwing the table and crushing the governor, he drew his saber and ran into the count.
  A heated fight broke out between them.
  Santa Claus screamed, wheezing like a broken gramophone:
  - Mangy gorilla, I'll pierce you through with a sword.
  Barnabas yelled back:
  - Rooster, I'll cut off your head.
  The superiority of the pirate captain in height and weight was affected by a powerful blow of a massive saber, he cut the sword, and then almost cut his opponent in half.
  True, the earl, dying with a stump of a sword, slightly scratched his stomach, blood appeared.
  However, this could not stop Barnabas, he continued to swing right and left. The guards rushed at him, and, having received a good blow, settled down. The explosion knocked out the doors and, seeing the boy fighting furiously, the captain added speed to him. Vladimir the tomboy shouted loudly:
  - Ataman, run away from here, I will delay them.
  Barnabas, having cut down another, the enemy muttered:
  "Our friends will come soon, and we will hold out anyway.
  Having applied the technique, Vladimir Putin cut down three of them at once and stood next to the captain. The boy whispered:
  - The main thing is not to use muskets.
  From outside it was heard how the ship salvoed, then, turning around, fired another time.
  Vladimir, the tomboy, threw off his hated shoes with a jerk. He launched his heel directly into the eye of one of the officers who tried to break through. Fortunately, the heel is silver and hits hard, an eye flew out, hovering on the nerve stalk.
  As the pirates believed, surprise allowed them to partially capture and partially destroy enemy cannons. The garrison of the fortress fell under the millstones, many soldiers were killed immediately, they fell without even realizing the danger. Almost three hundred battle-hardened sea robbers broke into the city. Hundreds of bassists died, only a few of them shot back or tried to cut themselves.
  Cool kid Vladimir, and Barnabas, and two more pirates, did not stand still, but went on the offensive, the palace guards quickly fell into a panic. They twitched and retreated, throwing their dead bodies over the marble stairs. The young man went into a wild rage, as if he had not had a stormy night, so after cleaning several rooms, they escaped from a colorful building, where even the walls seemed to exude a threat.
  Having cut down three, Vladimir the tomboy looked around the surroundings with an eagle eye. All the nearest approaches to the city were engulfed in fires, numerous figures were visible that swarm like ants and collided with each other.
  Ours are winning! Now the main thing is that not one gold coin floats out of our hands. - Unexpectedly, the fighting guy showed signs of a money-grubber. Catching Barnabas' surprised look, the terminator boy added:
  - I want to become not just a pirate, but I'm thinking of organizing my own republic of filibusters, and for this we need finances.
  - Your own republic? - Barnabas this time genuinely yawned and whistled through his wide nostrils-watering cans. - Why is it so difficult baby. Governing a country is the most boring thing in the world.
  Vladimir-kid objected to this:
  - I don't think so, I really liked playing strategies with military-economic management. It is very pleasant to feel like a king or an emperor.
  Barnabas blinked stupidly.
  - I don't understand what you're talking about. Although you are generally right, power is sweet and you want to endlessly pour this drink down your throat. But the responsibility for their actions also increases.
  Vladimir Putin chuckled in response:
  - It doesn't scare me. Let's add a better agility, otherwise the battle will take place without us.
  The young corsair ran forward. The remnants of the garrison fought desperately, everyone knew the cruelty of the pirates, who usually did not take prisoners, and if they did, they sold them into cruel slavery, and sometimes exchanged for trinkets, shells, and sometimes gold of six-armed cannibal savages who considered people's meat terrible delicacy. However, this could only prolong the agony, since the pirates were stronger in hand-to-hand combat. In addition, the head of the garrison, General Kosalapenko, was killed at the very beginning of the battle, and there was simply no one to replace him with the fact that Monitor, the first assistant, Colonel Waratt, smashed his head with an accurate shot from a musket.
  A dozen lizards with cannons decided to counterattack. On the sides they placed sharp strips of metal, and from above they fired from cannons. This caused some damage to the corsairs. Oleg was the first to run up to the lizard, during the battle the boy was very effective, so he knocked the enemy off the roof with his second heel, threw off the shoes that cut his legs and therefore flew like a falcon. Jumping onto his back, he cut down both shooters in one fell swoop, then, changing the target, rushed at the second lizard. In a hurry, the boy cut his bare foot, tripping over the metal. However, the wound was superficial and in the heat of battle, he did not pay attention to it.
  The rest, seeing this "ninja", rushed to their heels.
  - I won't let you leave! - Shouted jumping higher Vladimir-kid. However, the lizards turned out to be extremely nimble, actively moving their paws, they quickly rushed towards the forest. No matter how fast the frantic young man was, he managed to catch up with only one beast, finishing off the riders. The rest whipped their " ones" with all their might. Then Vladimir the hooligan threw his sword, it stuck into the folded backside and got stuck. The animal only increased its pace.
  - Well, remember the sprint, die, but catch up.
  From the side it was funny to watch such a carcass run away from a guy who looked like you couldn"t give more than fourteen years old, in fact a smooth-faced boy. An enraged Vladimir Putin added everything, fortunately for him, a forest began, and huge reptiles slowed down. Having overtaken the enemy, the young man pulled out his sword, then jumped on the tail.
  The monster hit a palm tree and threw off the biting tomboy Vladimir. The guy painfully bumped into a cluster of prickly vines. Sharp spikes stuck into the body piercing the skin. But it only pissed the guy off. Throwing off the remnants of torn, bloody clothes and grabbing onto a rope-like branch, he, like Tarzan, with a wild cry, made a giant jump, then, catching another branch of the second and using the "cracked millstone" technique, cut off the heads of two fighters, unsuccessfully waving sabers.
  - Well, the rest of the fugitives! Hoping to hide, it won't come out. - Vladimir-hooligan said with a wink and added speed. After he discovered a new method of transportation, catching up with lizards became a breeze.
  - I'm a monkey! - He shouted. - Hyperraus! - That was the name of the hero of the film, the savage who broke the records of the obsolete Tarzan.
  Then he accelerated, making wild jumps that any monkey would envy. Several times the fighters fired at the blind, but at the same time they missed. Vladimir the tomboy laughed in their faces. When the last opponents were finally killed, the young man sat on the withers of the lizard and sent it straight towards the city, trying to get out of the jungle as quickly as possible. From time to time, the grins of four-armed gorillas gleamed in the branches, but they did not dare to attack an armed, even a small warrior. In addition, these animals are not completely stupid and saw how famously Oleg dealt with larger soldiers than himself.
  - That macaques are grinning, it"s weak for you to poke your head here. The young man waved his sword, but the primates did not succumb to the provocation.
  When he arrived in the city, the battle was almost over. The last item not taken was the local prison, where what was left of the garrison was squeezed behind the high gate, as well as the local harsh guards, consisting mainly of otherworlders. They loved to mock the prisoners and therefore understood that they would not be spared.
  Warrior Vladimir jumped out on a lizard and stood in front of the gate, then sent the core into the very center.
  The blow shook, leaving a dent in the iron, but the strong gates withstood. Having thrust his bare heel into the nose of the gunner crawling from the right, he bled and calmed down, the warrior Vladimir the hooligan spat through his teeth and began to reload the naughty cannon. It took a lot of time. In response , arrows flew at the guy. Vladimir the kid deftly dodged the charges of defeat, and even cut down three arrows on the fly.
  - Well, the muffins got there.
  Musket shots also missed, though there were a few hits on the lizard's thick skin. She twitched in pain, but was stopped by a dashing guy.
  - Do not be afraid for your skin, it's so seeds. - The boy giggled.
  Reloading the cannon, the young man took a more precise aim and hit the goal post again. The core bounced again.
  - Damn it! This weapon is too weak! - Vladimir the tomboy cursed and, suddenly, an interesting thought came to his head.
  - I'll try to open them from the inside.
  Although outwardly the prison wall looked impregnable, it was clear that in some places the walls were rotten, and the bricks became rough, therefore, with a certain dexterity, it was possible to climb over them. Only now the guards will not knock him down inadvertently too much. However, it was not for nothing that Barnabas had combat experience, he ordered:
  - Take benches, logs, carry dry brushwood, we will set fire to adversaries. And you roll the "queen" faster
  The pirates paid no attention to the arrows, and individual musket shots set fire to the gates, arranging a "smoke blow".
  Others dragged a cart covered with firewood with a barrel of gunpowder - that was the name of the "queen". Firewood did not allow her to shoot through with muskets. Putting it in front of the gate, the pirates set fire to the fuse and bounced off.
  They did it very nimbly, while failing:
  Devil, Devil, Devil save
  Let's strike, crushing blow ...
  Give us, give us swords in our hands,
  We will receive the gift of the underworld!
  . CHAPTER #12
  The elves continued to be heroes in battles with the orcs. They acted with great love for war.
  The girls sent very destructive and deadly projectiles at the enemy.
  And hit the orcs as if they were targets in a shooting range. The female warriors turned out to be stubborn and extremely aggressive, showing their teeth, and the fangs of the she-wolves.
  Try to argue with these girls. They will show you Kuzkin's mother.
  The female warriors scribbled at the orcs, stuffing whole mounds of corpses. And they also used scarlet nipples, like overripe strawberries.
  The warrior here was extremely beautiful with polka dot hair.
  And she took this elf and kicked with the help of her bare toes, and defeated a whole platoon of orcs.
  Whereupon the warrior sang again;
  How difficult it is for us to understand our purpose,
  To be a proud nation that leads everyone to heaven!
  To make happy the choice of a generation,
  Zelensky to fight forward with a dream to go camping!
  
  The war rushed like a stormy tornado of hell ...
  Where were the huts, ashes, blood and groans!
  But only to greatness believe the beginning -
  May man be exalted higher!
  
  Believe me, the Motherland is dearer than all,
  She is a spring that is purer than crystal!
  Like the most tender girl on the bed -
  I want to love the glory of November!
  
  My Fatherland - storms are not a hindrance,
  She is a boundless, stormy ocean!
  History significant milestone -
  A historical novel has been written!
  
  Have to fight a lot
  But there is no other way to happiness!
  So get a bed out of a coffin -
  Maybe pineapple for lunch!
  
  Here on the Manchurian prem steppes of China,
  What is there to look for in foreign lands like that!
  After all, the holiday of victory in May,
  Hunting to see dear ancestors!
  
  But the duty of the Fatherland is the most important thing to know,
  He is to serve the Earth zealously!
  Go to the sacred radiant goal,
  To make the Arbat cooler - Brighton Beach!
  
  We are the warriors of the Fatherland Elfi,
  The one you love with all your heart!
  You bravely cut all adversaries,
  To the glory of the Mother of all Elf countries!
  The girl sang wonderfully and coolly. And her songs are like a tidal wave that flows and rages.
  Warriors press the buttons with their bare toes. And they use something extremely shocking and destructive. And they release nightmarish and penetrating lightning.
  Here is an elf riding a tank. And she has bare breasts with ruby nipples. And such a wonderful warrior and fighting.
  And she crushes the orcs without further ado. Here she fired at the enemy with the help of bare toes. And pierced the orcs' car. And she caught fire, and began to detonate the combat kit. And there was so much destruction. And the metal burns and collapses without any option and any ceremonies.
  The girl chirped. And again she fired at the enemy by pressing the scarlet nipple on the joystick button. And punched through the furry bear.
  And squeaked:
  - Our killer tank,
  It just hits the spot!
  Her partner responded with a wink and chirping:
  - Our tanks are not afraid of dirt,
  We elves love to fight!
  The warriors took it and again, for the umpteenth time, they sang;
  We need our world of invocative beauty -
  Bring your heart to mind!
  To make dreams come true
  So that darkness does not rule the elves!
  
  Alien invaded Earth
  The mouth opens the bears Snake!
  From flamethrowers spewed heat,
  A family can die from hell!
  
  If the order, we will take Baghdad,
  Putin will answer for vile bestiality!
  And Elfagrad will never fall -
  Children do not see need and orphanhood!
  
  The elf will stand, everyone believe for centuries -
  She can't drown in a sea of blood in darkness!
  It will be strong, know the knight's hand,
  Sickle powerful hammer - immortal signs!
  
  Something skeletal teeth grins in the darkness,
  The moon will scatter in diamonds with feluca!
  It will be, know heaven and on sinful Earth,
  Well, the date will not be parted!
  
  Homeland is a jet from the mountains,
  Clear waters, with birch sap!
  We will, in Orklin we smash the enemy,
  Aggression will come sideways to Putin!
  
  God I pray to you
  Highlight a cute minute in communication!
  Make it become at once, light in fate,
  You will stretch out your hand to your sons!
  
  And God answered with a gray smile:
  If you want fellowship, then be obedient to Me!
  I will help you to merge with a dream -
  And your children to spank in the puddles!
  
  But forget about fatigue
  Squeeze out weakness and links to karma!
  Our Christian righteous path,
  This is service to the Fatherland in the barracks!
  
  Here is the march again the battle-war,
  Famously evil orcs in the attack crushed!
  After all, the holy country is boundless,
  Our boundless Great Elf!
  
  With what is My Answer, believe me, it is so simple,
  Pain for the Fatherland is a pleasure!
  If you go on the attack without tears,
  So, you will receive forgiveness from God!
  The girls from the Sort of Elfs sang very beautifully and sonorously. And they have magnificent voices that can only be compared with the coolest and most magnificent birds of Eden.
  That's how they sing, and they act just amazing. And in these warriors flows of energy and frenzied temperament, in a very tough manner of radiant fighters.
  Girls by the way smell very nice and sexy. Their smell causes the greatest pleasure, and it is simply magnificent. There are no more beautiful girls.
  And from the tongues are so agile and nimble. They really - sometimes the most beautiful and energetic.
  And if these ladies disperse, and begin to fire at the enemy with the help of scarlet breast nipples. And this is really just roses in the garden. And there is a desire to feel, stroke, and kiss them.
  These are the girls that cause attacks of aggressive passion, and tides of considerable desire.
  These beauties are an outstanding masterpiece of the creation of the demiurges. And you can't add or take away.
  But pressing a button on a ruby nipple, or rather, on the contrary, a strawberry nipple on a button, throws out an extremely powerful stream of destructive and murderous energy.
  These are the girls here - they do not stand on the sidelines. And instead, the orcs are hammered without any ceremony.
  And don't forget to sing;
  Archangel spewing thunder
  That's how much blood there is in the universe!
  An eagle with a broken wing;
  Such a punishment for people!
  
  Lord Supreme King of kings
  He ascended the cross - enduring torment!
  And with him the villain groaned ...
  Prayed for forgiveness!
  
  Rushing evil orc-bastard on Elfva,
  He wants to tear all the lands of the world!
  Turn the epochs head
  Put on a porphyry mantle!
  
  Surrounded by purple blood
  And how many devils are here with treason!
  Will arrange the throne of the underworld,
  Ruler of hell of the darkness of the universe!
  
  What can poor Jesus do
  He created the earth and the planets!
  But I believe that, I'm afraid
  That Jesus' days are already sung!
  
  Holy Lord you are our hero
  Though Putin is in the boundaries of Elfion!
  And we go to the last battle
  To crush this darkness of Sodom!
  
  Bones grunt Koschei rattled,
  And who else is so bloody!
  Though the face is as pale as chalk,
  But he can scorch the powers!
  
  But our answer is not a slap in the brow,
  Victory is a matter of elven honor!
  For the glory of the Motherland, love -
  All for the sake of life - sweet revenge!
  
  So, smitten young man, rise,
  This is not the time to lay around like a corpse!
  Run screaming again into battle,
  With the soul of a poet - a book in a knapsack!
  
  And we are looking for heaven on Earth,
  We doubt the pancake dense adversary!
  Let's serve the country to the end
  For the glory of the elf-light soldier!
  The girls were so beautiful and sang amazingly. And their voices just worked wonders. But the beauties sang so cool, and above the roof they filed their nightingale trills.
  And how charming and delightful and unique it all is. These are the girls who fight barefoot in any weather, and act with colossal and unique, very combative and delightful energy that gives life and wisdom.
  Here they are, let's say supergirls. In them, simply aggressive flows of magoplasma emanate. Warriors are so charming that neither in a fairy tale can be said, nor described with a pen.
  It must be said that it is extremely good to deal with girls like them. And they are radiant, and the hair of the elves is very bright. Some beauties, especially in the rank of generals, have hair that sparkles like gold leaf.
  With such girls, you can go to storm the capital of the universe.
  After all, they can do such a thing that you can"t cross it out with anything. And they literally shoot lightning out of their eyes.
  And indeed, one of the elves without thinking twice applied magic. And how it hits the orc from the navel.
  And lightning took and burned fifty furry bears from Putin's army.
  And the warriors, in enthusiasm, sang in unison;
  Only God gives us friends,
  Only wisdom allows us to work!
  We become stronger with faith
  And kind faces shine from the icons!
  
  Though sometimes hard work is hard,
  Puddles covered with a crystal crust!
  Girls on them barefoot -
  They started dancing with heavy luggage!
  
  We are building a fortress to stand for centuries,
  Strengthening the battery at this time!
  So that the Elf does not go under the hammer,
  May the branches of May blossom forever!
  
  And in the country there is a severe hunger collapse,
  The boy is pulling a log barefoot!
  Here a fierce storm rose with snow,
  But the Lord saved the children's legs!
  
  If the priest sprinkled us with water,
  Grace from the Mighty Ones has poured out!
  We are under the arm of the Lord's Saint,
  Jesus boundless mercy!
  
  And where the devil is, there the enemy is hiding,
  He knows neither honor nor lyre!
  The Nazis crucified the Almighty,
  The scorched rookery of paradise!
  
  We are such believe fighters
  The Elf will not break, in hellish hell!
  Fathers will be glad to descendants,
  Be calm and joyful in your heart!
  
  Let the trumpet sing louder
  And it will happen, in a moment, what God asked!
  We are going on a universal, boundless campaign,
  To make the whole universe the fiefdom of Elfia!
  That's how well the girls sang. And of course, the most terrible and fighting orcs are powerless against such.
  And the girls press their ruby breast nipples on the bazooka buttons and fire at the orc tanks. And literally everything is figuratively destroyed and annihilated.
  And now the regular tanks of the orcs are burning, blazing and exploding. There is a colossal transformation of the girls. They are so cool and amazing.
  And their breasts, they are so full, lush and tanned. There is no one more than such girls and cooler.
  And with their bare heels, they threw up special explosive packages that fell on Putin's bears. And figuratively they were literally torn to shreds. These are the girls really, what they do is they create a glorious and very combative and unique story.
  So against such girls, do not try to use tricks that can only be called bloody.
  And the girls began to grab Putin's bears by the noses and crush them. And those from pain just roar like crazy.
  And the female warriors from the kind of elves laugh and point with their fingers.
  And then they took it and sang in chorus;
  That a person cannot be curbed in any way;
  His desire to become God Almighty...
  So that the center of the universe is One Earth,
  To obey us, everything is in this world that exists.
  
  One stroke of the brush is a whirlwind of galaxies,
  It has scarlet poppy stars, planets like daisies!
  After all, God the Creator did not subside in man,
  He does not want to be a small insect!
  
  We can all create such a law,
  That a trillion parsecs is in chocolate!
  Our mind is a tornado of volcanoes indignant,
  Science has led its kind to a reward!
  
  Can't believe there were times
  When we were just savages
  When fire and rain are evil,
  And we called lions and tigers kings!
  
  When the plow bent like a crooked deck,
  The slave dug the earth with a heavy hoe!
  We then watered the juicy meadow,
  Evil old age is tormenting you on end!
  
  Well, what science are you Mother,
  Found the opportunity to make thought immortal!
  We can boldly tear the legions,
  And surf the vast universe!
  
  We have achieved such that the Lord,
  I probably couldn't figure it out myself!
  We have superflesh from princeps plasma,
  And in the heads of quasars there is power and wisdom!
  
  He began his journey with an ordinary gun,
  He could only move the tree at first.
  But it became something cooler than metal,
  Healing the wound in an instant!
  
  Now we are people, the superman tribe,
  Able to do what is impossible!
  Solve any of any problems,
  It is not difficult for us to change the universe!
  
  But if you want, you can really become God,
  Serve like a dog without fear to man!
  After all, our Elf is beyond the power of a superrat,
  Do not be her bat to the limits of the century!
  That's how the girls sang and it was extremely cool. And their singing was extremely beautiful and the voices of the word were silver bells.
  These are the girls, they show a level that is typical for not weak elves at all.
  And indeed, such girls are able to really take and turn the universe upside down. And their teeth are like pearls that sparkle very brightly.
  There is no such girl can not fall in love and not admire. They were born seen from gods and goddesses. Amazing beauties. And the methods of such warriors are red to the point of fighting.
  And their eyes sparkle like sapphires. And as bright as stars.
  And ivory teeth. There are no such girls, you can"t leave them to furry creatures.
  Here is a girl with blue hair took and pressed the strawberry nipple of her chest on the button of a jet launcher. And the enemy was hit with lethal force, tearing to shreds and frying a whole battalion of Putin's bears.
  This was really cool and awesome. Girls, as they say, are always on top.
  They have shown such outstanding and phenomenal abilities. And in the extermination of orcs from Putin's army.
  And everything was going really well. These are the girls who showed that for them there are not only orcs, and the most frantic army is not an obstacle.
  The elf chirped:
  - I you he she,
  Together the whole country
  Together friendly family
  In the word we are a hundred thousand I!
  And after that, the warriors again enthusiastically picked up and sang;
  Here I hear a stream flowing in the grass,
  It has a chime and bronze and damask steel.
  The board was before the executioners,
  And now everyone has freedom - evil is retribution!
  
  My scarlet tulip blooms on the field,
  The girl that I loved in my vision.
  I'm on a hike, there are many different countries,
  And in the sea there is a wave and inspiration.
  
  Yes, Pushkin, you are a poet, the king of poets,
  But you don't know that the fight is hard...
  Here you say to the ice floe in your hearts - melt,
  And the army gathered - red banners!
  
  We decided to build elfinism,
  But capital does not sleep, the wolves howl.
  An evil enemy orcism crawled out of the lair,
  The heavy fate of the Russian peoples!
  
  But know our bayonet is sharper than a needle,
  And the tanks are tearing up the redoubt and trenches.
  A line of slanted orcs lay down,
  From the roar of breaks, the demon goes crazy.
  
  But the loss is, alas, fate,
  Capricious, and sometimes unfair.
  The adversary burns the huts to the ground,
  And it used to be so beautiful!
  
  But the fate of Fortune also knows a lot,
  He will give a reward, know those who are poor.
  From tears, the girl's handkerchief is soaked,
  Unlucky dangerous neighbors!
  
  But if the fighting spirit is not a donkey,
  And you are capable of a feat without fear.
  You won't fall forever, believe in a mess,
  After all, the one who is a grunt wins!
  
  Life is like an obstacle course
  In it, the finish you believe is not the end.
  To the glory of God the Good Christ,
  May we be united with the Lord!
  
  After all, elfinism is a healthy, honest spirit,
  The desire to do good for all people!
  So that the torch of the universe does not go out,
  Bail mind, resourcefulness and courage!
  The warriors sang very well and beautifully. And shone with their greatest intellect. And their eyes are like precious stones.
  And they sparkle extremely brightly.
  Warriors showed their very obstinate temper. And their bodies literally wriggled like snakes. Here it is really possible to say written beauties.
  And then one of them took and banged on the orc, using her long and nimble tongue to press the button. And it turned out to be a very effective and deadly effect.
  And a rocket flew and blasted into a cluster of enemies, destroying a lot of Putin's bears. And it was just a devastating and quite impressive impact.
  Another beauty took and squeezed the wire with her pearl teeth, and made it stronger. And what a tongue she has, and so strong and at the same time thoroughly agile and corrosive.
  And as the explosives went off and immediately a dozen tanks of Putin's bears were thrown up and rolled over. And these car with the orcs of the bald-headed Fuhrer caught fire. And they blazed like a fire, and in the tanks the detonation of ammunition went off with lethal and destructive power. And the trunks twisted, and beat off the eggs of all Putin's fighters.
  And the girls took up again and sang, which they did with great enthusiasm;
  Anyone who is an elf fighter is born a warrior,
  It so happened - the gorilla took the stone!
  With you fighters - a select legion,
  And in the heart with heat a flame blazes!
  
  The boy sees a machine gun in his dreams,
  After all, the tank is nicer to him than the Limousine ...
  Who wants to turn a penny into a penny,
  From the cradle he understands - power rules!
  
  Yes, know another, we have no way,
  Strive upward to the peak of power ...
  Who lost those one zeros -
  And the whip plays, on downcast backs!
  
  But what do you want, weakness is a mortal sin
  And life teaches us - conquer all boldly!
  On that one the man has a sword,
  To train the formidable lion skillfully!
  
  Remember God doesn't like weaklings
  Who will, and fear bravely drives ...
  That power will send bayonets,
  And who died - a palace in the bosom of heaven!
  
  You need to win beautifully with a song,
  And know that tears will not help you beaten!
  Family for good - then in the barracks,
  Though the commander Father is harsh, strict!
  
  And what is the reward - there will be a whole world,
  It's impossible to imagine such a thing!
  We will conquer the expanses of the universe,
  You can also become immortal, believe me!
  
  Just show wisdom in a fight,
  And don't get lost if it gets tight...
  U cannot be erected without blood,
  The foundation of the house where the spouse will give birth!
  . CHAPTER #12
  After a very stormy day, Vladimir Zelensky, who became a wonderful young elf, took it and plunged into a magical dream. And he again dreamed something with cool adventures.
  After Berlin, Vienna was the next target. Where a couple of terminators rushed to. A kind of opportunity arose to occupy the western part of the "German Holy Alliance". And then, already decide whether to confine ourselves to the border along the Rhine and the Alps, or still go to Italy, defeating the Vatican, which is finally plotting intrigues. And maybe even occupy the entire Western Europe.
  In the latter case, you can put an end to wars for a long time. Indeed, in the east, the empire of the "Great Moghuls", already crumbling into many small principalities in India, remained. In China, the Manchu dynasty is still only. Only the beginning of the conquest and there is an internecine war. Iran is subjugated to the Indus itself - Leia walked almost without meeting resistance. Ermak has established himself in the Siberian Khanate, and fortresses are being built there. Next is the expedition to the Pacific Ocean. So the prospects are exciting. It may even turn out that there will be no one to fight at all. Or a world empire will be created.
  Leia, accelerating because of all her strength, could not get ahead of Vladimir Zelensky. The latter, still inferior to the girl in height and weight, was slightly superior in speed. What made them roughly equal in strength fighters.
  The young warrior asked Leia:
  - Well, how is it in Persia?
  The princess answered vaguely:
  - Overseas life is not bad!
  Vladimir the boy said more coldly:
  - And more precisely, without epithets?
  Leia lazily replied:
  - Almost like ours, only naked people because of the heat for more. However, of course, in Russia, under our influence, the culture of agriculture in particular is changing a lot. Child mortality has decreased, we are successfully coping with hunger. That's where antibiotics came in. In short, they will be our subjects!
  Zelenskiy didn"t seem to quite share that optimism:
  -What about their faith?
  Leia just laughed out loud at this question.
  Are you talking faith? Yes, to be honest, it seems to me that in Islam, as well as Christianity, by the way, few people understand what they believe in. The princess even winked at that. Or maybe no one has a clue. In this regard, they will pray and serve us as the mules will interpret.
  Vladimir the tomboy agreed:
  - As long as they rebel there is no point. Who will feel bad waiting for the first years of improvements and they will undoubtedly come. And when the whole world becomes ours, it will be easier.
  Leah confirmed this notion:
  - Right! In a few generations, people will forget that when there were different states. And people will be united by expansion into space.
  Zelensky agreed:
  That's how it happened in fantasy. It will be the same for us!
  The storming of Vienna turned out to be similar to Berlin. Only this time, nevertheless, the cavalry waited for the night, allowing the two fellows to work with their swords themselves.
  And what is actually so difficult? So what if the wall hasn't been destroyed yet? We flew up on it and let's thresh. It has even become a routine. So you click people like a nut. Even you become a machine.
  Volodymyr Zelensky practically did not follow who he flogs. The body chopped and moved by itself. The boy mostly tried to think away from the violence.
  But, for example, why is there so much different evil in the world? Where does it even come from?
  Is it believed that evil is carried by people themselves? However, wars could have subsided even in ancient times if a world empire had appeared. Although of course there were people who aspired to this.
  Wars were waged by the Assyrians, but were quickly blown away. Egypt also fought. His conquests in Ethiopia, in Palestine, and even for a short time in the interfluve.
  But the first truly vast empire was the Persian kingdom, which reached its peak under Darius the First. For that time, the empire from the Indus to Egypt and Greece is very good.
  But it was the Greeks who stopped the further advance of the Persians into Europe, defeating the forces that outnumbered them.
  Magnificent conquests of Alexander the Great. This guy really wanted power over the world. And if he had not dared at thirty-two, then maybe he succeeded.
  In any case, the Indian principalities would have submitted to him, even if they had to fight. What could they, fragmented, oppose to him? Carthage was already paying tribute to Alexander. The Arabs could only run away, by the way, it was on them that Alexander was preparing a campaign. The Romans were still too weak then. In principle, only China could cause problems. His large army and the unified power of Bogdykhan could create problems for the phalanx. True, if Genghis Khan conquered China, then why did Alexander fail to do this?
  In any case, when Macedonian died, his son was still a baby, and friends and generals of the great king began to fight for power.
  This led to the collapse of the empire.
  Then, of course, the Roman Empire. In it, expansion was not tied to an individual, which made it possible to spread in breadth. But it is likely that the collapse of the republican form of government ruined the Romans. Excessive dependence on autocracy led to a leapfrog on the throne, to various coups. The last strong emperor, perhaps, was Julian the Apostate. In general, why the proud Romans adopted Christian values that were completely alien to them is undoubtedly a mystery.
  What seduced them? Belief in immortality with paradise and eternal sun instead of the gloomy realm of Hades? Although the Greeks and Romans also had a semblance of a garden paradise, the Champs Elysees. In both the Bible and the Koran, paradise is compared to a lush garden. True, the Bible promises more sun, but the Qur'an promises eternal shade!
  The Roman Empire collapsed. After it, the Arab Caliphate claimed world hegemony. This empire, in fact, has become a record in terms of area. From France to the Indus. The longest for its time. The Arab Caliphate had chances to develop further, but... The absence of a stable dynasty led to a fierce struggle for power. Perhaps, if Mohammed lived longer and in the Koran fixed the monarchical form of government for his descendants with clear rules of succession to the throne, then the Arab Caliphate could become a world empire. But apparently the will of the Almighty, it was not.
  Charlemagne also dreamed of something, although his empire did not even reach the level of the western Roman territories. And then came the era of feudal fragmentation.
  In Europe, of course ... And in Asia, the empire of Genghis Khan appeared. She reached a new record size. If we count from the conquest of descendants, then these are unprecedented conquests. All of China, and further to Egypt, and to the Dnest, taking into account the Russian lands that paid tribute. The peak came in 1281. But after him, the concept of the ruler of all the Mongols evaporated, and the empire finally broke up into several parts.
  I must say that if the Mongols had kept unity, Europe would have blundered against their military organization, especially given its split. But how for some reason all the big empires burn, they are short-lived. For example, the Omani Empire, which flourished together with the Kingdom of Castile. Also crumbled. Moreover, Spain lost its power, long before the loss of its colonies. As well as the Ottomans.
  The Russian Empire rose in real history, having experienced its first peak at the beginning of the Russo-Japanese War. The defeat set off a wave of decline until 1922. Then, from the peak of the fall, growth began again. Perhaps, under Stalin, there was a second peak and a historical maximum of the influence of the USSR.
  After Stalin's death, China broke away, and the communist movement around the world was greatly weakened.
  Another empire British colonial, reached its maximum after the victory in the first world war. Then she rolled down. Hitler almost ended her sovereignty, but was distracted to the East.
  Maybe the Fuhrer had a real chance of world domination, but he just fell short. Partly because of their own frivolity and self-confidence. And although Britain won the Second World War, it finally lost its superpower status.
  The USSR, after the decline caused by the twentieth congress, sent Gagin first into space, took control of Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, and perhaps reached the second peak in 1979. Then he still had pro-Soviet regimes in Kampuchea, Angola, Nicaragua, Afghanistan, Ethiopia and other countries. The third peak of the empire ... Unless, of course, we still count the highest points before the "Crimean War", the appearance of False Dmitry, or even the reign of Monomakh in Kievan Rus.
  It is conditionally possible to define six peaks of the Russian Empire in this way. And then the inevitable setbacks. True, for a while. For a very long time, as after the last Grand Duke of All Russia Monomakh. For a short time after the Crimean War and the Twentieth Congress. However, there the decline was not terrible.
  After 1979, the decline lasted for about twenty years, in the very first years, however, they did not notice it. The rise is most logical to consider since 1999, with the beginning of growth. When will the new peak be? Apparently the seventh in history ...
  The ominous number is seven. Here in the red USSR, the rule is seven people-personalities.
  Volodymyr Zelensky thought that even now, count the whole of Russia on them and Leah. They are immortal, but they can leave once and for all from this world. And then what will happen? So they will not conquer space!
  Will there be a single empire on Earth?
  Now the shadows are lengthening and the sun is setting... It's time for the other troops to go on the assault, but... Already they began to throw out white flags and fall to their knees. The Austrian Archduke and King himself ran out to bow and beg for mercy...
  And the troops on horseback enter the open gates. Marking the end of the assault. And again everything is so easy, so routine. I didn't even have to take orders. They took it and killed everyone. Vladimir the boy blurted out in annoyance:
  - From such a war people become pacifists!
  Leia chuckled.
  - But maybe not people?
  Vladimir Putin retorted:
  - And nonhumans, even more so!
  Both assaults had much in common, an abundance of prisoners, trophies, inspection of the treasury. Also a German city, also trained dogs and mechanical traps.
  True, the treasury is richer in rarities. After all, the Habsburgs and Spain rule. So, there were also treasures of the Indians. Marvelous butterflies of the Maya Empire, made of pure gold with a beautiful pattern on the wings. As well as dragonflies, with a golden body and silver wings. Plus also treasures and Incas. For example, statues of pagan gods and various animals with separate golden parts.
  Here is May's sundial. Also with gold hands and dial. The numbers are not Arabic and Latin, so they look exotically beautiful.
  Austria is not yet an empire, so the Austrian monarch is a relative concept. But Leia brought him to the treasury and said:
  - You see, you went to Russia and it turned out lousy for you.
  The king began to make excuses:
  - I didn't want to. It was all the Jesuits who staged whispering and weaving intrigues!
  Leia chuckled ironically.
  - But they did not drive your army under the muzzles of guns. So you could very well refuse.
  The monarch, slurring his tongue, muttered:
  - Cute girl.... That is an angel. Well, we did not know that you are so strong.
  Here Vladimir Zelensky was already angry:
  - Yeah, they didn"t know ... But this is not our first victory!
  The Archduke, stuttering his tongue, confirmed:
  - True, not the first ... But we did not think that it was so!
  Leia noticed that the still young monarch was stealthily looking at her bare, and very beautiful legs. She grabbed him by the collar with one hand and lifted him up, as if it were not a man under a centner, but a small kitten. The Warrior growled:
  - That's it, comrade ... More precisely, the king. - Leia rhymed. - From the glory of your knightly, there were firebrands! You are not a king, and a round zero is not even worth a pawn!
  Zelensky nodded and launched a golden butterfly into flight with the fingers of his bare, almost childish, but strong foot. She flew like a boomerang and came back.
  Leia asked sternly:
  - Don't make a fool of yourself. Tell me, what did you expect?
  The king confessed:
  - The Jesuits promised that the boyars would commit treason.
  Leia chuckled at that.
  - Well, yes! Old song!
  Zelensky sternly noted:
  - Now we have already decided many boyars. Who was executed. Oprichnina works actively!
  The king blurted out:
  - The Jesuits said that Basmanov and Malyuta also want to exterminate you.
  Leia grimaced and remarked:
  - In this I, oddly enough, believe. Jealous of our glory.
  Zelensky considered it necessary to add here:
  - The elementary fear that we will solve them ourselves also plays a role.
  Leia interrupted her partner and asked the king:
  "And how do they expect to defeat the immortals?"
  The Archduke, after some hesitation, answered:
  - The Jesuits say that they have a sorcerer whose power surpasses even fairy tales. Merlin is like a grain of sand before him. So he is just able to put you in such a trap, where no force will help!
  Vladimir the tomboy, seeing that the monarch stumbled, suggested:
  - Let's arrange a questioning on the rack for him. Maybe then he will be more accommodating and will tell everything. Especially what is the power of the sorcerer.
  The monarch turned pale and, stammering, answered:
  - Persons with blue blood cannot be tortured.
  Leia smiled seductively.
  - You can't, you can't, but if necessary, you can!
  Vladimir the boy said coldly:
  - What are we worth... We looked at the treasures. Now they belong to the Russian treasury. And we have the right to execute and torture anyone at our discretion.
  Leia slyly suggested:
  - Needles under nails?
  Zelensky rejected:
  - Better shaking on the rack!
  Leia suggested even more venomously:
  - Maybe let the fire try?
  The monarch yelled, and hysterically:
  - I'll tell you everything, don't torture me!
  Zelensky patted him on the cheeks and shook his head.
  - Not! Such as you will carry all sorts of fables just to save your own skin. But on the rack, when it hurts, they just tell the secret. So there is no strength left for lies!
  Leah also remarked:
  - Right! When you interrogate without torture, instead of the truth, you flog nonsense or what we want to hear. And torture will rip off all the cunning.
  The monarch groaned:
  - Well, do not!
  - Necessary! - Zelensky cut short.
  The Archduke was indeed carried to the torture cellar. The angels didn't joke. In fact, first intimidation, then questioning. After that, you can really torment by comparing the testimony. That way you get as much information as possible. The king is hardly older than thirty-five, a muscular and healthy man, will not die on the rack. But you learn a lot of new things. Including where the treasures are still hidden. Not everything is in the recesses of the labyrinth and the palace. Under Charles of Austria, four at once, except for the main crown: Spanish, Portuguese, English and Holy German Union.
  Well, of course, there are many treasures in Vienna.
  It is better to skip the details of the torture, but as a result, they learned three caches, the place where secret documents are hidden. About the sorcerer himself, it seems, the monarch really knows nothing. Vladimir Zelensky thought that, most likely, they had already met with him in Koenigsberg.
  In general, nothing more significant. Is that the Pope is behind all this and the Spanish King Philip. And the Duke of Alba fled in an unknown direction.
  In the end, the monarch confessed to the sin of Sodom, with a young page. Well, it's not that interesting anymore. Although Leia winked and said that they would interrogate him too.
  In the end, after another loss of consciousness, the interrogation was stopped and a doctor was called...
  The deed is done, and the caches should be examined. It's the main thing!
  Treasures were in all three places indicated by the monarch. A lot of gold, silver, precious stones, and in one even the furs and skins of African animals.
  There was also a unique statue of May - a life-size shark made of solid gold. Also a golden horse with the emblem of Genghis Khan and emerald eyes. In addition, the coins of the Incas and May, including triangles, and hexagons. Lots of gold and silver rings, brooches. And pearls, in general, whole chests and not one pearl is not smaller than a flattering nut.
  And of course, there are diamonds from India, so large. After all, the Portuguese occupied a significant part of the coast of this country. The Mughal Empire is powerless to defeat them.
  And the unique emerald the size of an orange? Leia, who, once being the daughter of a billionaire, did not believe that such large specimens had ever met in real history. But apparently this cache will not be found even in the twenty-first century!
  And there were huge rubies, sapphires and much more.
  Zelensky was interested in a coin with a portrait of Julius Caesar. In Latin, Caesar is engraved on it - true, it is made of silver, but it is large. But the hryvnia is also silver Yaroslav the Wise. Weighing almost half a kilogram, but it is round, good, not rough chasing.
  Leia was more fond of jewelry. Particularly from India and America. Here, of course, there were such treasures that in the twenty-first century, having received only one of the three caches, you can sell half of Bill Gates in his belt.
  The diadem of the Queen of the "Great Moghuls" is so large and with an abundance of diamonds that it is amazing how a woman can hold so much on her head. But it won't hurt to grab it.
  Leah suggested:
  "Maybe we can hide something for ourselves?"
  Zelensky asked the most innocent question to this:
  Why do we need to hide something?
  Leia giggled.
  - There are unique decorations here. And the boyars can steal them from the treasury. For example, an emerald, or Princess May's earrings.
  Vladimir the tomboy looked at the jewel, which has no equal and said:
  - You can take this one. And the rest ... If someone steals it, they will still get caught!
  Leia's blue eyes sparkled.
  - Not really, they'll get caught. I'll take a couple more small things for myself.
  The first cache was located under a rock, the second under the bottom of the lake. And the entrance to the third was from the altar of the central Vienna Cathedral. Zelensky said something here:
  - But there must be another personal cache, from where the entrance comes from the very palace of the king. It is logical for the ruler to have the treasury of his family.
  Leia chuckled.
  - Nuda ... You are my treasure ... What we found is still the state treasury, and not at all personal!
  Vladimir the boy suggested:
  - We'll interrogate a little later, so as not to get sick, but for now we'll feast.
  The feast was held in the company of Peter and several other princes and khans. They were served by bare-legged maids in white dresses and beads around their necks. Usually they are in a Catholic country and wear skirts to the heels, but Leia made it fashionable among the noblewomen to show legs. If the female cherub himself walks like this, then maybe this is right? There is no command in the Bible to wear a long skirt. And in the tradition, the canon is now determined personally by the tsar, who has become a kind of Pope, in the Russian way. Of course, the tradition is so extensive that there they found a justification for polygamy. Which by the way does not contradict the Bible.
  Andrei had not yet arrived after the capture of Berlin, and Vadik, as a duma boyar and tsar's quartermaster, was busy with the economy. So, for now, they feast in threes, not fives. Discussing future plans.
  Peter suggested:
  - The king did not give orders to go further than the Rhine. So, it is best to occupy Germany entirely and not yet move to Italy, and even more so to France.
  Leia responded to this capriciously:
  - Yeah ... And miss the opportunity to take the Vatican warm.
  Zelensky logically remarked:
  - We will have to swallow a large territory then. And so the power expanded very much!
  Leia snapped.
  - In Italy, such nature is wonderful! You will have to take it for yourself!
  Peter remarked on this:
  - It's right, but ... First, you still need to occupy western Germany as well. Otherwise, we will not be in the best position.
  Vladimir the boy asked a specific question:
  "So where are we going first?"
  Prince Radzivil suggested:
  - To Hamburg. The city is rich, holds all the lands. And let Andrei spank across the Elbe and on to the Netherlands.
  Prince Pozharsky asked:
  - Will we take Denmark?
  Zelensky shook his head.
  - Denmark is now at war with Sweden, this is their business. But at the expense of Italy, here we have a time limit. When things turn to winter, you will not crawl through the Alps.
  Peter suddenly understood the point of view:
  Where will Germany go? Maybe immediately turn to Italy?
  Leia then logically objected:
  - Not! Indeed, we must first occupy the whole of Germany. And in September we will turn to Italy. If there are no anomalies, we will have time for the closing of the passes.
  But Peter was stubborn:
  Where will Germany go? All the same, without Austria and Prussia they will not create resistance now. And most importantly, there is no time limit for their capture . Do not forget also that Rome is a great treasure, and the popes, if you give them time, they will hide it like that. - The young man even puffed out his cheeks, imitating this and, with a squelch, slapped them.
  Leia was affected and she announced:
  - Not! I have changed my mind. The southern army will go to Italy.
  Zelensky suggested:
  - We have enough strength to conquer Italy. You go to her, but I will help Andrei conquer Germany.
  Leia immediately resolutely objected, and tapped her bare foot:
  - Not! We'd better not split up yet. The Jesuits will not be able to allow the capture of Ancient Rome. So they will have to leave us with their super-sorcerer. Together we are stronger than one!
  Vladimir the boy agreed with this:
  - Decided to go to Italy. I think Andrei and Pushkin in the north can handle it themselves!
  After that, there were no objections. Governors and princes ate, drank, and admired the dances. A lot of different living creatures were put on the table. Venison, wild boars, bear sausage, pheasants in honey and much more. And the wines flowed like a river. As well as the songs.
  Of the dishes, the most surprising, of course, is elephant trunks. Imperial dish, for the dearest guests. But the hare with stuffing is not bad either. Inside the hare, the turkey, inside the turkey is the chicken, and inside the chicken is the lark. And the most delicious belly of a bird is walnuts in chocolate.
  Of course, the wine here is aged two hundred years, and caviar with fish from all the seas. Especially it was transported to aquariums for noble nobles. And everything is so magnificent.
  Bananas, however, dried, but also chic. So far, there are refrigerators only in Tsarist Russia.
  And there is so much food, even one peasant will not be enough for everything, if you have someone who fed two generals.
  After eating, you can sleep. But Grishka and Leia still didn't want to. But they took it for a reserve and switched off ... Let there be a dream.
  On November 8, 1945, a historic flight takes place, a ship with a crew enters orbit: a Russian and a German on board. On this occasion, a grand celebration is celebrated.
  Hitler and Stalin sit hand in hand in a closed cockpit and have a leisurely conversation. The Fuhrer informed the Great Leader of all times and peoples:
  - If we are talking about Japan, then of course the samurai captured the excess.
  Stalin slowly lit his pipe, excellent ventilation drove the smoke away from the Fuhrer, who did not tolerate tobacco.
  - We've already thought about it! Japan can be attacked at any moment. And our special services will be able to create a reason!
  Hitler has not yet answered. They looked at the huge TV screen, which showed a grand rocket launch. The brainchild of two geniuses: the Queen and von Braun. And the resources of many powers, including the conquered United States of America. After all, this is a prologue to the imminent expansion into space, when millions of millions of inhabited worlds will be populated by people, and the Universal Empire will turn out. The rocket by the way does not look too big. There were also larger ones that carried up to twelve tons of pure explosives. There are only two people here, and a Russian girl and a German guy. And an emergency supply of food in tubes of moisture. It is planned that they will circle the Earth three times (one time may not be enough to then brake the rocket for a subsequent landing!).
  In short, a great event. So everyone is happy. They put on such a show, I don"t want to talk about business. But on the other hand, finally, he and Stalin met personally and we can talk specifically about business.
  The Fuhrer stated:
  - It wasn't until July 4 that the stubborn Americans finally capitulated. During the Second World War, the German troops alone lost more than two million soldiers and officers. This is more than in the first world. Hitler shook his head and added with his hand. Everyone is too tired of the war. Some pause is needed, and peaceful construction....
  Stalin also admired the start. Yes, this is grandiose, but how the performances show tens of thousands of the most beautiful girls from all five continents. Isn't that the most interesting part of this action?
  And the Fuhrer, let him talk.
  Hitler continued, he generally liked to pronounce lengthy monologues:
  - So, gentlemen. If anyone thinks that Japan will become too strong during this time, then he is mistaken. Our scientists are already working on the creation of such a weapon that can destroy all the cities of the metropolis in half an hour.
  When this empire becomes ours without losses, because you can't fight without having a heart.
  Stalin here, too, because a living person became interested:
  - Do you mean your wonderful discs? Machines that are practically impenetrable for anti-aircraft artillery?
  The Fuhrer grinned.
  - And this too, but... I don't know, it looks like a fairy tale, but you can destroy everything within a radius of three or four kilometers with a bomb weighing about a ton, and even pollute it with radiation!
  Stalin nodded in agreement and smiled wider, exhaling a ring of smoke:
  - Yes, I read that. According to Planck's formula, one gram of matter contains about the same energy as two thousand tons of selected coal. And coal can explode ten times more powerful than TNT. That is, one gram is twenty kilotons, and a kilogram is already twenty megatons. - The leader slyly winked at his colleague. - But they don't know how to use such energy in practice. And in theory...
  Hitler stated:
  - They are already working on the reactor. Looking for moderators, enriching Uranium. I think it will be needed before the appearance of the first bomb ... Scientists swear that they can do it in a year. After all, we have such resources at hand!
  Stalin remarked on this:
  - A year ... Come on, why rush!
  The Fuhrer wisely said:
  - And given the need for mass production and more.
  . CHAPTER #13
  The dream of Vladimir Zelensky continued. It was bright and full of adventure. Even if you are a boy, you are still cool and a genius.
  A deafening explosion severely damaged the thick gates, but did not completely demolish them. However, the passage is almost ready. The damage caused by the cannonballs was solid and the iron-wrought door barely held on.
  Here Zelensky, having lost patience, sent his gigantic lizard to attack. With a terrifying roar, the remains of the gate flew off. The pirate freemen let out an enthusiastic cry as they charged towards the assault. A massacre began, and a riot, there were more pirates, they were excited by blood and losses, more than a dozen of them fell under the walls of a medieval prison.
  As always, the terminator Komsomol member Vladimir, a boy who did not know fear, was ahead, so he grappled with the prison colonel. This is a terrible six-armed type, he tries to quickly kill the young man before his friends come to the rescue. His frantic swings did not impress the young man. First, Zelensky coolly repelled all attacks, then kicked him in the stomach. The enemy was twisted, taking advantage of the moment, the young fighter cut off his head - a technique that works flawlessly.
  - They are large, but apparently empty.
  The resistance of the jailers sometimes dragged on, especially when skirmishes took place in the corridors and took on the character of ambushes.
  The last refuge of the medieval "guards" was the basement. The enraged tiger Zelensky was one of the first to jump in there, his eyes saw perfectly in the dark, and his sword cut, continuing to reap the generous harvest of death.
  - No boobies will go anywhere, I will etch them out of all the cracks. - Shouted a perky young man.
  Suddenly, a terrible thunderous roar was heard ahead, then flames blazed.
  - Is it a dragon? - Thought Vladimir the boy, choking on the burning.
  The young man jumped aside, if this is a dragon, then you must act without breaking your head. The roar repeated, the flames began to dim. Zelensky noticed out of the corner of his eye that fire was erupting from one point, albeit in a thick sheaf. Like a whale spewing napalm instead of water. Falling to the floor and clinging to the wall, the terminator boy crawled, then flames flared from the other side, and the unknown beast rumbled so much that it could put an entire regiment to flight. Zelensky said:
  - The donkey roars louder than the barking of a fox, but he cannot prove that he is not a camel!
  Then the young fighter noticed a barely covered hole through which even he, being a boyish stature, could climb through with great difficulty. Breaking through and scratching against the stones, he tore the remnants of his already torn clothes, scratched his bare shoulders and chest. However, this is exactly the case when the lack of growing up is good for you. If he had grown even a little in nine years, he would have finally been stuck. Like a wedge in Spanish boots. Finally, the tunnel widened and the Terminator warrior struggled out of it.
  Then a strange sight rushed into his eyes, two fat men in yellow robes with skullcaps on their shaved heads, ran around the forge, one blew into it and at that moment a terrible roar was emitted, and the other pulled the levers and at that moment immediately in the room, it became brighter and hotter. Both criminal types were sweating a lot and stinking strongly.
  So they are crooks. - Vladimir the boy even giggled with joy. - They wanted to breed me with such a simple trick. Well, I'll gut them.
  The young man jumped out like a tiger and attacked the big guys. The first of them managed to draw his sword, but was hit on the forehead by the hilt. The second, seeing a terrible bloodied boy, asked for mercy himself.
  Don't kill me, noble pirate.
  Since when did pirates become noble? - Said a terribly angry Zelensky and loaded his fist in the jaw. The head of the fat belly, leaned back, blood flowed. The terminator boy said firmly:
  - Will you teach me nobility!
  Then, taking a bunch of keys from his belt, the young man began to unlock the doors. Behind the first door was a cell where two prisoners were chained in stocks. One of them, despite the ulcers and traces of burns and beatings, had a very representative appearance. His thick, graying beard and broad shoulders, with the burning gaze of Mongolian eyes, spoke. - I was born to command! The second was still very young, quite tall, but the beard did not grow, only a light fluff was visible under his nose. They stared at the bursting Zelensky.
  - Who are you. - Said the older prisoner in a hoarse but pleasant voice.
  The eternally young warrior replied:
  - I am a noble pirate Vladimir.
  The younger one asked:
  - Do they call you?
  Zelensky answered in confusion:
  - In the former company they called the battle tank-rabbit. In the current gang .... I don"t know, he hasn"t decided yet.
  The senior prisoner replied:
  - You are fast and impetuous, and at the same time wise beyond your years. I will call you cobra.
  Vladimir the boy was surprised. For people, however, the cobra sounds somehow ominous. However, the young man asked:
  - Who are you?
  He answered with dignity:
  - The last pirate emperor. - Kashpirovsky, my name is also "Scourge of God." And this is my son Aramis. - The leader of the leaders of the sea robbers rather ordered than asked. Can you, junior, free us from our shackles?
  Zelensky succinctly replied:
  - Of course, and quickly!
  The chains were still quite new, thickly oiled, and forged with great skill, each link thicker than a large man's thumb, or about the size of Vladimir's brush. This unfortunate discovery showed that speaking quickly was, to say the least, reckless. The brave warrior remarked:
  - Wow, it looks like they're afraid of you.
  The king-prisoner agreed with this:
  - These jailers are very cunning, they fettered, so it is difficult to move and constantly watched the camera, checked the chains, apparently fearing that we might cut them with our hair.
  - And what is it possible? - He asked, a little confused, Vladimir the tomboy.
  - If you try, then yes. - And for persuasiveness, shaking the chain. - Nothing is impossible.
  When Kashpirovsky got up, the experienced Zelensky was a little surprised, he was not very tall, about average height, though very dense, despite hunger and deprivation. But the young man, on the contrary, was tall and slender.
  Let's see what's in the other rooms. - Offered, impatiently twirling Zelensky's sword in his hands.
  - There should be a prison treasury and the rest of the prisoners. - Kashpirovsky said loudly.
  Contrary to expectations, the booty was indeed rich. Barrels of gold, many chests with stones. Catching a surprised look, who did not expect to see such a thing in the prison of Zelensky "Scourge of God", he willingly explained:
  - Here is the good taken from a great many people, illegally confiscated property.
  Vladimir the boy shook his head and breathed out the air:
  - That's how, it seems, they were going to take away not all the wealth.
  Kashpirovsky nodded ferociously:
  - The local governor is a cunning fox. He tries to swallow more than his throat can hold. - Here the leader of the filibusters looked around anxiously, searching the cameras with his eyes. - Has he been killed?
  Zelensky, to his own displeasure, negatively shook a head of cabbage with blond hair:
  - The last time I saw alive, only slightly dented.
  Kashpirovsky even chuckled:
  - Here's how to fix it urgently. But all the shiny chests are not the main thing, here there should be a hatch that will lead to the dungeon of the provincial palace. And now I'll interrogate the jailer. "A strict order from a born master." - And you, cobra, lift him up.
  Even strong and hardened by training, Oleg, who worked in the quarries, lifted the carcass with some difficulty, Kashpirovsky slapped him on the cheeks, forcing him to come to his senses, then added another slap. When he opened his eyes, they reflected animal horror.
  - Just leave life, I'll do everything.
  Pirate leader growled:
  - Where is my bride Extragazelle?
  The jailer muttered desperately:
  - She was transported to the capital half a year ago, no one will keep a girl of such a noble family among pirates and bandits.
  "Then I don't need you anymore." - Kashpirovsky squeezed his throat with pincer hands. - You should have been tormented, but you don"t want to get dirty. And what to do with the other, too, after all, the executioner and the bastard.
  If you want, I'll kill him myself! - Zelensky willingly offered, still thirsting for exploits.
  - It's too easy and simple, let him hang upside down. - Ordered the cruel "Scourge of God", and skeptically looked at the boyish figure. - You are strong beyond your years, you can drag him out.
  - Of course, it has a hundred and thirty kilograms no more. - Said, smiling, Vladimir Zelensky and heaped the "multi-ton" carcass on his shoulders.
  However, this turned out to be not a pleasant occupation, the jailer stank like a stuffy goat. Moreover, it was not comfortable to wear, and the young man sweated a little.
  Therefore, once in the prison yard, the young warrior felt relieved. A large number of prisoners gathered there, and not only adult men, but many women, children, most of them in a terrible state, after torture and starvation.
  Zelensky shouted at them in righteous anger.
  - What to do with this torturer? Hang up?
  The released prisoners made a noise - the sea frothed and threatened to overflow with the ninth wave. For many years, people have accumulated emotions in damp and cold dungeons.
  - Nope for him! To the cross! The gallows are not enough for an unclean degenerate! - Men shouted at the top of their lungs, some of them, however, were either pirates or robbers from the main road.
  - In this case, administer the court and reprisal yourself! For our only judge is the people! Having made the Solon decision, Vladimir the tomboy bowed out. The Pirate Emperor followed him. Although not everyone recognized his authority, and the title itself was rather unofficial, the former prisoners greeted him with loud cries. And when he raised his hand up, everyone was silent. Kashpirovsky loudly addressed:
  - Who do you want to see as your commander?
  - Lead us father! Be our "Scourge of God" king! - They shouted and stamped their feet, beat in the palm of their hand. And half-naked women generally screamed like possessed.
  Kashpirovsky raised his hands and roared:
  - So be it, now our hearts will become one!
  The fighting in the city was almost over, the last debris left from the violent bloody storm was burning down.
  Although Kashpirovsky was not ashamed of his rags, he nevertheless decided to change clothes, it is impossible for the uncrowned emperor to be a ragamuffin. Other pirates indulged in robbery, numerous booty was brought to the port, actively divided and weighed. The smartly dressed Monitor arrived there. The leader of the pirates was naturally angry and assertive.
  - Now we need to start a serious and fair division. - The leader of the sea robbers began to yell. - So all the wealth should be divided equally between us.
  The senior skipper from Barnabas' team objected:
  Yes, we share them equally. Half for one ship is ours, the other half for your ship.
  The monitor, blazing with furious anger, wound up like a spinning top launched with a strong throw:
  - No, I do not agree that the ships are empty structures, the main thing is people. Both my people and the aliens want everything to be fair and as it should be. Didn't my brothers risk their lives and many of them died in an unequal fight. - The leader of a gang of sea robbers, as if in anger, cuts with a saber to the floor. - Based on the requirements of the law of honor, I demand four-fifths of the booty for us.
  The skipper tried to calm the excessively active ataman:
  - But after all, we signed a document, under which there is also your signature, that everything is divided equally between the ships.
  - I don"t remember what I waved, but now it"s just a piece of paper. At the moment, it will not be dirty paper that will decide, but sharp blades. - Monitor, sharply flared up and flashed over his head with an elite saber. - Well, how are we going to live by the rules.
  Pirates according to zagaldeli, there was a whistle. It became clear that bloodshed was brewing.
  The head skipper tried to reason with them.
  - Let's wait until Barnabas and the best fighter of all oceans Vladimir Zelensky come, then we will discuss all our problems.
  The rumble of the corsairs looked extremely ambiguous. It seemed to the monitor that they were all on his side, and this turned on the pirate captain more and more:
  - You have problems, I have almost five times more people, and if it comes to a fight, then you will all be killed like mice.
  The battered skipper was not afraid of impudent:
  - Other fighters can cost ten, besides, we have more guns.
  The monitor started up and started up, it seemed from under the purple wig he was steaming:
  - This is an advantage at sea, and on land we will take up. "And the stomping of boots as proof." - So if you want to stay alive, agree to our terms, otherwise then we will take everything, and hang those who remain alive.
  The skipper did not quite put in the place:
  - But it's dishonorable! (Not the best idea to appeal to such concepts as the honor of filibusters!)
  The monitor took out a pistol decorated with topazes and rubies:
  - What honor can a pirate have. - And he shot in the leg, seriously wounding the skipper. He fell as if slain, clutching a shot through bone. And the rabid leader yelled! - This is how it will be with every donkey who dares to stand in my way!
  Perhaps a massacre would have broken out if not for the screams.
  - Barnabas and the cobra Vladimir are coming.
  The boy rather did not even walk, but flew, as if on wings. He has such fast movements.
  The monitor stopped and furiously turned its eyesores:
  - Well, I'll give these stupid foal guys one last chance.
  When Barnabas approached, the sophisticated leader of the filibusters immediately noticed that one of his assistants was wounded, and the pirates lined up in a threatening cohort.
  - What's the matter brothers? he asked coldly . And the warrior boy Zelensky jumped over his head, reproducing a back somersault. His marvelous sword in flight cut into four parts a large, like a potato, a checkered wasp.
  - Yes, here! - The Monitor began in a loud tone, looking warily at the too swift boy. - Our people decided: the previous alignment is not fair and that it is necessary to revise the criteria for dividing the production. That is, to divide by heads, not by ships. To each snout a share prescribed by law. The leader of the corsairs deliberately savagely mowed his well-groomed snout. - Well, do you agree to this?
  - And if not? - He asked, ironically looking at the subject of the robbery Barnabas.
  - Then there will be a fight, and the outcome of the battle will be decided by the number and valor, especially know the number of you fugitive convicts. - Emphasized, savagely grinning, haughty Monitor.
  - Soon the emperor of corsairs the great Kashpirovsky will come here, and he will judge us. - Said Vladimir, tossing swords in sinewy hands.
  A roar of approval swept through the ranks of corsairs.
  - I do not recognize any emperors. Let's solve the problem right away - say varnaki: agree to my conditions or blood will be shed. The monitor aimed the gun at Barnabas' stomach. Such weapons were still very rare in this period of the Middle Ages, and the pirate was very proud of his acquisition made by a skilled craftsman.
  - The devil be with him. - Volodymyr Zelensky, who was trained in military equipment, faked a stone with his foot and with a deft throw, sent it straight into the hand with a weapon. A shot sounded, the pistol fell, and two seconds later the young man ran into the pirate. I kneed him in the solar plexus, then playfully twisted his thick arm and put the blade to his throat.
  - Move and your ataman is finished. - Shouted the eternally young warrior. The pirates gasped and froze. Several of them, the most brisk, brandished their sabers, but did not dare to fight.
  - That's it, and now order the grabber to lay down their weapons to the hawks! - Zelensky ordered in a strict tone.
  Seeing that the Monitor was in a semi-conscious state, the young man pulled him by the ear, pressed his finger on his temple and forced him to come to his senses.
  - Let me go, please! - The drooping bandit leader stammered at once.
  The boy twisted his arm more strongly:
  - Do you greedy beef agree with the previous division of prey? - And the hand crunched, as if it was made of cardboard.
  "That's up to the emperor." - The Monitor murmured, clutching at a straw.
  Vladimir the boy spun even harder:
  - What if you die?
  The ringleader, who seemed like a dandy, suddenly showed firmness. In an unctuous tone, he said:
  - We are all mortal. Someday, any pirate will end his journey, how much better it is from a hero"s bullet than with shame on a yardarm.
  Zelensky wanted to add something else, but there was a noise and numerous people with weapons appeared.
  - I think he's right, let the emperor decide. - Confirmed, without much desire Barnabas.
  At least two hundred people, mostly tortured, dressed in clothes torn from soldiers or wealthy citizens, came to the square. In front walked a man of expressive appearance with a short-cropped beard and in the costume of a grandee. Barnabas immediately recognized him and bowed low with displeasure.
  - Glory to the great Kashpirovsky, long live the emperor of the corsairs and the "Scourge of God."
  Vladimir the tomboy wasn't too happy either. He is already skilled and mature enough to form his own team, or even become the commander of an entire squadron. And so he now has another competitor in the struggle for power and influence among the children of the sea. Which, by the way, he freed himself.
  Kashpirovsky nodded, raised his hand up. Corsair Warrior asked:
  - Have you forgotten how Barnabas sailed under my flag or how you were called Vepr?
  The huge ataman of the robbers quickly answered:
  - No, this is not forgotten about the incomparable. Here Barnabas felt ashamed of his compliment.
  Kashpirovsky laughed:
  - Well, but here I see you have a serious dispute, and my little friend took hostage the famous prankster Monitor.
  Everyone burst out laughing. Some aliens neighed so hard that a flock of crows and other feathered species rose into the sky. They squealed and cut circles so desperately that insects joined the flowing stream.
  Barnabas, rumbling in a low bass, answered:
  - It's true, he wants to brazenly violate the previously concluded agreement on a fair division of the booty and take more than he should. In fact, this pitiful likeness of a pirate does not keep his word and oaths.
  Kashpirovsky agreed with a similar interpretation of the concept of honor:
  - That's how incontinence of the word, this is a big sin for a pirate, which is washed away with blood.
  The monitor finally wilted, its mug swollen and it howled:
  - Excuse Kashpirovsky, the demon has beguiled me. - Then the tone of the leader of the bandits changed to a justifying motive. - Simply, I thought that it was not fair that, having almost five times the size of the team, I would have to get only one half.
  The Pirate Emperor said:
  - But you signed such an agreement?
  The monitor began to turn out:
  - Yes, a thunderstorm of the seas, but precisely because I was severely threatened. - Corsair-leader poked in the direction of Vladimir. - After all, they had more guns of larger caliber than I did.
  Kashpirovsky respectfully looking at his former comrade, said:
  - So this huge ship from Contrabass belongs to you Barnabas. What shocks the name, in which thunder peals are heard. The Pirate Emperor's tone became a little more affectionate. "You have to be brave enough to take it.
  Barnabas puffed up and, puffing out his chest proudly, said:
  - It is true that he is invincible, but the boy warrior Vladimir Zelensky played a big role in this, who is able to swaddle even such a reckless thug as "Baron" Monitor.
  The pirates cheered in approval. Some of them even shook their swords and heavy muskets. You can see their genuine enthusiasm.
  Kashpirovsky, blocking the noise, said:
  - Yes, of course, this brave boy is gold, I will give him command of a separate and powerful ship when I get a flotilla. For now, my solution is the following. A third of your treasures will be given to me and my people, and the rest will be equally divided between the ships, as you agreed in advance - in half. The Pirate Emperor nodded towards the frowning Monitor. - And do not be upset, but keep your head up. Soon, under my command, we will capture such unprecedented wealth that even the devil will be envious. More than two hundred people came with me, and they all know how to fight. - And already in the affirmative with a roar appeal. - Do you agree to my terms?
  - Oh sure! Barnabas shouted in a thunderous voice.
  - I agree! - With obvious reluctance, the Monitor said.
  The emperor, in a tone that did not allow compromise, said:
  - So conclude a new contract with a handshake!
  Oleg willingly released the Monitor, who turned pale, staggering, went up to Barnabas and Kashpirovsky. Strong handshakes followed, the trinity looked into each other's eyes - they exchanged winks. Then they hugged and three seasoned pirates clasped their hands.
  We solemnly swear. - Kashpirovsky automatically crossed himself. - That we will always be friends and never betray each other.
  - I swear! - He said, throwing up his right hand Barnabas.
  - All the saints in the name of God, that we will be true to the word. - Added Monitor.
  - Amen! The Emperor has finished.
  Zelensky looked incredulously towards the triumvirate. The boy felt like he was lost. Here they are together, and who is he now? Ordinary essentially barefoot cabin boy.
  Kashpirovsky, as a matter of course, said:
  - And now you remain captains of your ships under my overall command. Let's dive in and hit the road!
  - We agree! - Confirmed Barnabas and Monitor.
  The division of prey and its loading took quite a lot of time. I had to take with me three ships loaded with valuable raw materials, in order to sell it at a higher price on occasion. So they moved as many as five ships, two combat, and three cargo. On the way, they were joined by another hundred and fifty robbers from the main road, and the total number of members of the coastal brotherhood reached more than six hundred and fifty people. However, now the sea robbers had enough money for everyone, but the cunning emperor knew that most of them would squander everything in the next campaign, again rushing in a flock of hungry piranhas into a deadly battle in their shirts. What is true, it is easier for a hungry person to go to die than for a well-fed master. Wealthy people are too cowardly, and Barnabas is a rustic, devoted, honest guy and Monitor, so he is cunning and it is better to kill him so that he does not inadvertently hit him in the back, he sees through. For him, the mystery is Vladimir Zelensky, something tells him that the boy is from that terrible universe that they call the underworld. We need to talk to him. Inviting the young man to the cabin, Kashpirovsky ordered to fill his pipe and brew fastsroch, which is like coffee, but much tastier and with a longer lasting effect of cheerfulness. When they were left alone, the emperor, as if by chance, asked:
  - Where were you born white-headed Vladimir?
  The young man answered automatically:
  - In one of the old harf colonies.
  Kashpirovsky shook his head negatively and let out an ironic spark from his mustache:
  - Don't lie to me, I see people through. I have already lived a lot in the world. You must have come from the universe that we call the underworld.
  The cunning Zelensky pretended to be a naive child:
  - Can people live in hell, and even more so, can they return from there?
  The emperor lit his pipe, the smoke had a sweet smell, reminiscent of incense, and swirled with pink curls:
  - The fact of the matter is that they can live, although somewhat crazy. And you tell me how you people live there.
  Ruslan shook his head and answered in a minor tone:
  "Sometimes too much frankness can cost me my life.
  Kashpirovsky insinuatingly, even tapping himself with his fist, said on his wide chest:
  Don't be afraid, boy, I won't tell anyone about this. If you want, in order for you to believe me, I will tell you my own story.
  Zelensky gave his tanned and ruddy face the sweetest possible expression:
  - I would be very grateful.
  The Pirate Emperor began to speak. It even gave him a certain pleasure:
  - So here is my bride Extragazelle. Not a simple girl, and not even the daughter of a noble nobleman, as you probably thought, looking at her portrait. The Pirate Emperor pointed to a painting done in bright oils of a delightful lady dressed as a princess.
  Vladimir the boy was surprised:
  - Blimey! Is she?
  Kashpirovsky nodded and said with ardent conviction:
  - Yes, this is her portrait and the artists rather belittle her beauty than exaggerate.
  - She's amazing. I would marry her right away. - Zelensky, yearning for female affection, said a little naively, feeling a strong amorousness. However, he had looked at beautiful girls before, but this one struck right in the heart.
  The Pirate Emperor lowered his voice and said:
  -So I won't lie to you, she is the direct heir to the throne of the Contrabass empire.
  Vladimir the tomboy even whistled, how fabulous, it turns out:
  - Princess?
  Kashpirovsky confirmed:
  - Yes, a real princess, and if I marry her legally, I will become the emperor of the most extensive and richest empire in this hemisphere. Being a monarch is much better than being a pirate, who sooner or later will face a bonfire or a gallows. - The leader of the sea robbers showed the scar. - The scourge of God was already on the verge of death, and what is still alive happened, I think, not without her prayer.
  Vladimir was also very interested in this:
  - Do you want a throne?
  Kashpirovsky said with fervor:
  - Yes, it is needed, although this requires at least capturing the capital of the Contrabass - Australia. But I will achieve it. Will you help me.
  Vladimir was very confused by such a proposal. He didn't even know what to say.
  "I don"t know, I am fascinated by the process of battles, overthrowing the king is a tempting prospect.
  Kashpirovsky puffed up like an elephant and roared:
  - I'll make you a superduke.
  Zelensky ironically remarked, and there is a considerable amount of truth in this joke:
  - In this seemingly favorable case, I will die of longing.
  . CHAPTER #14
  After a refreshing sleep, Volodymyr Zelensky began to give orders even more energetically. And the elf warriors began to fight with even greater bitterness and frenzy.
  An elf girl with poppy-colored hair took it and fired from the recoilless rifle, pressing the button with her scarlet nipple. As a result, a rocket burst out and hit the furry bears, scattering them in different directions, and the soldiers of Putin's army were torn apart.
  The warrior giggled and sang, baring her teeth:
  - I am the strongest girl in the world,
  And the toilet is enough for the evil dragon!
  And her eyes sparkled and once again fired lightning bolts of colossal magical power. And Putin's bears again suffered significant damage.
  The other warrior girl didn't hesitate either. And she took it and pressed her bare toes on the joystick button. And the clutch worked, rockets fired at the orcs.
  And such an impact turned out to be extremely destructive and disastrous.
  The elf girl sang:
  Destruction is passion
  Orcs have a bad power,
  The power of goats drank someone else's blood,
  And the elves reign love!
  Another girl from the glamorous people readily agreed with this:
  - Yes, we elves have great love, and complete family harmony!
  And the girls took it and with their bare, chiseled legs threw up the killer gifts of annihilation. And they tore apart a whole battalion of Putin's bears.
  The girl noted:
  - Putin is a bloody tyrant!
  The other elf nodded.
  - Very insidious, and not only in this life, but in the last reign was a despot!
  And the elf warriors took it and sang together, in chorus;
  In the veins the hammer of courage knocks,
  So the real war begins!
  Our will is like a monolith
  Bright, boundless country!
  
  To her hearts are like a game in unison,
  There is no call for a better soldier!
  Though fate stings like a needle
  But the girlfriend is a true grenade
  
  Pain is also a companion to us, alas,
  We are losing friends in despair!
  And lucky sometimes only for the time being,
  But believe the eagles are not parrots!
  
  And we have a calculation with the enemy,
  Very furious and formidable!
  The sun bakes the forehead through the helmet,
  How difficult it is to live in the world!
  
  Unfortunately, we are not allowed to choose
  Like a chip, fortune turns us!
  Well, what about God? God doesn't care
  People are dying like flies!
  
  But there is always a chance all over the world,
  He is with those who are brave and are friends with strength!
  
  Our faith, conscience, courage, honor,
  In order not to get stuck like a boar in a puddle!
  Get up, shake off the water,
  Bow down to those who created the universe!
  
  There are not small zeros on the account,
  To conquer a single vocation!
  You will achieve, this guy know
  And success, and recognition soon!
  Become like an Almighty king
  Delivering dishonorable judgments!
  And now the air, difficult battle,
  What is this, too, education!
  The sky is glamorous blue,
  Irrigated the smoke of evil deed!
  
  But I see the adversary is on fire,
  His plane crashed on the field,
  How much joy, happiness face,
  We remain a falcon at will!
  Beautiful girls sang, do not say anything. And it makes an impression.
  Well, what will the orcs now take and receive. And they will get it exactly in a nickel.
  Warriors shoot from machine guns very famously and clearly. They are well-aimed and of outstanding strength.
  Here one of them took it and with her bare toes launched a pea with a gift of destruction. She took and blew up a lot of Putin's bears.
  Then she sang with fervor:
  We are children of the galaxy
  Elves as practitioners...
  They can fuck
  Well, they will fly!
  And the warrior threw a deadly explosive package with her bare heel. He fucked up, and caused colossal destruction. And so many orcs were killed that it is impossible to count.
  These are the actions of girls who are a glamorous and beautiful people. And able to show real miracles. Here, against such girls and pearls, orcs are like a bear on the rampage. But the warriors, of course, are ready for battle, and they will show something else.
  Especially if their bare, round, pink heels itch, and even if they hit the orcs specifically.
  And of course the girls can't do without singing. And their voice is amazing;
  How to rule interestingly the universe,
  Although it is not given to you mortals to understand!
  Such is my calling now -
  Turn all the nonsense of cinema into reality!
  
  Build starships with blotters
  And from a slingshot with laughter to bring down a quasar!
  To make pilots become candy at once,
  And instead of the Sun with a gold samovar!
  
  Everything has become subject to humanity,
  Made your dreams come true!
  Of course, Omnipotence is dangerous,
  When you do not know the measure of beauty!
  
  You can be born a violinist, an artist,
  And learn to tear the ropes!
  But thoughts must become pure light,
  To pour out and mercy-grace!
  
  It's hard to predict what's going to happen, of course.
  I don"t know myself, I"ll throw out my horse!
  They come in the form of a cake with star cream,
  And the sight of a maiden with a gun of light!
  
  Come up, then fantasy decides
  You mere mortals cannot comprehend this!
  That thermoquark synthesis happens,
  That a thread can twist with princeps-plasma!
  
  What world do you want, create it,
  So that a stormy accordion played!
  So that there are no hot places on the map,
  So that creation forgets pain!
  
  Remember, you are also children of God,
  Who taught his sons to create!
  To give a fair, new order,
  Where are you a hunter, but the game is immortal!
  
  Love your loved ones, honor Jesus,
  Try to do well for all of us!
  So that a person does not remain in the trough,
  So as not to crush the computer with a chisel!
  
  Let's shake hands, let's say
  Happiness will be - it cannot be otherwise, believe in it!
  After all, we are such patriots people,
  What a predatory beast will whine from fear!
  
  Protecting the homeland is our sacred duty,
  To create a basis for omnipotence!
  To create inflorescences of the universes,
  The Elves must strengthen their power and army!
  The girls sang with great feeling and aplomb. Beautifully murmured their words. And literally overflowed.
  But not all elves were so happy. One of them was captured by orcs.
  And then Putin's bears put the girl on the rack. They twisted the beauty's hands in chains. Then, a massive block was hung on the bare, chiseled legs of the beauty. And stretched the elf on the rack. And the girl creaked from any pain.
  The orcs began to beat her with whips on her bare back. And under bare, beautiful, tanned legs, they lit a fire. And they began to really and cruelly shoot the beauty.
  The girl was very hurt, but she endured. Then Putin's bears began to break the fingers of her bare feet to a beautiful, and very sexy and naked girl with a muscular body.
  The girl screamed in unbearable pain. But then she suddenly fell silent. And instead of moans, she took it and sang;
  I am a young warrior of mother Elf,
  Powerful countries, Motherlands of all countries...
  There is no homeland in the universe, know it is more beautiful,
  I tied a wise tie under the mountain!
  
  Being a pioneer is a joy and a calling,
  After all, it means you are a servant of the country.
  And you can multiply the universe -
  Destroying the machinations of hell-Satan.
  
  When summer came in forty-one
  The June thunderstorm rumbles for us ...
  We do not want the region to become poor,
  For happiness, believe - the Fatherland is created!
  
  With a girl, the evil orcs are waiting in ambush,
  We got a machine gun before that.
  And to Putin's insane annoyance,
  Our detachment successfully beats the bears!
  
  Girlfriends bare feet coarsened,
  The snow is already prickling under the bare sole.
  From the cold and ruin turned blue,
  But the holy fire warms our soul!
  
  We beat without knowing the measures of adversaries,
  We do not give rest day and night!
  They fly to the echelons in a swarm of grenades,
  And officers with a sniper rifle.
  
  Nowhere can the evil orcs find support,
  Our pioneer, valiant detachment ...
  Capable, if you need to cut mountains,
  Here are Putin's tanks burning like candles.
  
  The people in a fit of fury rallied -
  For justice, courage and honor.
  And there is no reef in the sea of storms -
  Which would make us sit down!
  
  We entered Orklin, we joined the Komsomol,
  From stomping barefoot with girls the whole world!
  We inhale victory honey in heavenly May,
  Now it has become eternal, our bright success!
  That's really such a girl so easily torture can not be broken. Although the executioner lashes her furiously with a whip. But there really isn't much to see. And now the orc takes out a red-hot wire from the fireplace.
  And let's whip the girl already, without any pity with wild fury. And he did it very harshly and aggressively.
  But the elf girl did not break down and began to sing with even greater fury and enthusiasm;
  Behind the path will be milky,
  The first step in life is important!
  You see again over the universe,
  Whirlwinds of furious attacks!
  Chorus...
  And the fight goes on again
  The hyperplasma is on fire!
  The king of the elves is so young
  Strikes with beams!
  
  The universe to all ends,
  We are stronger than God's fathers
  Over nature, the power of the omnipotent,
  Theoplasm beat fighters.
  
  Chorus...
  And the fight goes on again
  The hyperplasma is on fire!
  The king of the elves is so young
  Strikes with beams!
  
  Do not expect mercy from heaven
  Those who are stupid are waiting for zeros!
  Resurrect those who died with honor
  To the spheres of all sciences of the path.
  
  
  In the past, heat and snowfall,
  The world was poor and rich.
  And now any creator,
  
  
  
  And the fight goes on again
  And the heart is anxious in the chest,
  The king of the elves is so young
  And young November ahead.
  The king of the elves is so young
  And young November ahead.
  
  And the fight goes on again
  And the heart is anxious in the chest,
  The king of the elves is so young
  And young November ahead.
  The king of the elves is so young
  And young November ahead.
  The girl did not break down on the rack. But the elf sniper put a lethal bullet in the orc's stomach. And he, having received a mortal wound, began to choke and die.
  Another girl fired and punched Putin's bear in the head, and he collapsed dead.
  Here are the elves on the tanks, they took their girl and freed her. And it turned out to be very cool.
  And the warriors began to throw such destructive gifts of death at the enemy with the help of bare soles.
  What about orcs? It is really weak for them to fight with the elves. And they really get capitally on the horns. And the mass of orcs is in the grave and corpses.
  So don't go against the girls, Putin's bears, otherwise you will end up in the grave.
  Girls act energetically and with expression. These are the warriors who can decide the fate of the world at once. And their bare, round heels, so pink and wonderful. Some young elves even eagerly lick their soles, and demonstrate unprecedented courage and excitement at the same time.
  And I work with great vigor. These girls are truly invincible.
  And if they begin to sing, then the bear roars with annoyance;
  The country in which you are free, everyone,
  In which every Lord is a proletarian.
  You turn into a ruble and a nickel,
  In winter, in the snowdrifts, a solarium.
  
  It has a bright, red flag of communism -
  Who promises us immortality!
  We express love for the Fatherland in verse -
  Forever there will be happiness, believe in it!
  
  Leaders are different sometimes ...
  Not every leader is like the wise Stalin.
  But any of us is always a hero,
  When both mind and will became stronger!
  
  In the last month of the valiant spring,
  The soldier ended the war by taking Fraga.
  We are faithful to the Motherland like angels,
  The order has been given to us - the fighter is not a step back!
  
  If death has come, then cross yourself,
  And the Lord, fly to paradise, where the mountain ash ....
  Forever our Spirit will ascend,
  We will conquer the mighty peaks!
  
  After all, after death, life is a river again,
  In it we sail like a boat - a meteor!
  Invocations of the Holy Mother of God,
  Do not dare to endure defeat and shame!
  
  Empire, because it is God's light,
  The Elfs were ordered by the Almighty to rule!
  We will not know the end of happy years,
  There are no limits to the service - pull up the knapsack!
  
  Elves together is our motto -
  Be a man obedient to a wise authority!
  The theater of the world is full of actresses,
  We tear the mouths of hellish anger!
  The girls sing beautifully and show their angelic and at the same time demonic character.
  This is how they fight. Killer air guns are fired from helicopters. And they smash the positions of Putin's bears to pieces. And these orcs die without pity.
  That's how many people were killed.
  These are the fights of brave girls. One of them took it and with its scarlet nipple pressed the kill button. And then it flew into Putin's bears, a very destructive and destructive projectile. Who laid down many of these adversaries.
  This is how brave girls fight.
  But the young elves also fight fiercely and with great spirit. And they crush the enemy and kill Putin's bears.
  Young warriors do this very cool and witty. And it's all impressive.
  How great and cool everything looks.
  But the young elf gave a burst of machine gun fire to the orcs. Mowed them without any ceremony and sang;
  I think about my girl
  Which shone a piece of the poem.
  Let's cross the Elfiney in winter -
  No choice, no dilemma!
  
  With her, even in the cold, the soul is light,
  In the heat brings spring coolness.
  Hands hold a strong oar,
  Float down the river until a storm-snowfall.
  
  When the autumn rain drop,
  Trees in gold in purple luxury.
  Your kiss makes me shiver
  And the white girl's hair is curly.
  
  Barefoot friend rushes through the leaves,
  She is beautiful - like a princess of summer.
  A slap in the puddles - a spray of a spring,
  May our passion of love be sung!
  
  We will not be touched by grief and sadness,
  Let's get the star of dreams from the sky!
  Here I will become, as if the king is on the throne -
  And the world's boundless deeds ...
  
  The girl in the field picks a camomile for me,
  In response, I pluck a dandelion for her.
  Though the excitement is drunk as wine -
  Do not imitate the parrot in love!
  
  Let's play the guitar, this romance,
  So that people know what joy is!
  Let the born give happiness -
  And the evil witch-old age will not come!
  
  The girl and I hugged and went,
  You don't have to be rude and mean.
  Sometimes you can"t avoid war, understand
  All years cannot be blue!
  Yes, and young men from the kind of elves know how to sing and fight. Only they, of course, unlike the fair sex, are embarrassed to fight barefoot.
  However, the faces of the male elves are so tender and ruddy, hairless, like those of the girls. And I must say it's just great. Here is such a cool, barefoot team.
  Warriors show their cool and incomprehensible aerobatics. But this is of course not all. They must be able to say such things - that they cannot say in a fairy tale, nor describe with a pen.
  But one of them shoots with the navel. It's original and beautiful.
  And flows of energy are thrown out so destructive and extremely burning, like napalm.
  And what if the girls show something, it will be a coffin for Putin's bears.
  But young men can show a lot. Especially if they press the triggers with their hands. And it will be very cool.
  And what they launch turns out to be extremely deadly and destructive.
  And the young man sings very well;
  I seemed to take off on a gray horse,
  What kind of donkey is roaring like that?
  I know Satan himself people relatives -
  I will deal with anyone that rebels the country!
  
  The devils have settled in bad brains,
  And gallop angry thoughts!
  We will bring the balance - we will erase the zeros at once,
  Cleanse the system from the abyss!
  
  Where I'm jumping, I don't even understand myself,
  A hyperplasmic whirlwind swept through the head!
  Do not let yourself submit to shit,
  So that the stream of glory spills over the lunar world!
  
  War flows in an unceasing stream -
  Such an occupation awaits the elf of the century ...
  And I want to drink intoxicating wine -
  And peacefully continue with the size of the conversation.
  
  But know that weakness and boredom will pass -
  Find the elf of your dreams, you are a success and a calling!
  We, as pioneers, strive to march -
  After all, a cool warrior is not a stupid name!
  
  Babakh and torn, here's a mountain of corpses,
  The enemy is confused, runs retreats!
  We can complete the rout
  Though the dog of the underworld is barking wildly!
  
  What do we do in the world - no fantasy,
  We were born, as if napalm torments the brain!
  Forever we will be like youth years -
  And a place in hell will be better than in heaven!
  
  What does the soldier want? To keep the war going
  Peace and boredom and weakness of the brain to him!
  We will catch up with the enemy to the grave -
  But know that it's too late to surrender to the warriors!
  
  There will be no result, and there is no choice -
  Finished the job and immediately another!
  After all, this is just a start, a preventive run,
  After all, military service is a good deed!
  Of course, the elf's voice is like a copper pipe.
  The young man slept well. And he fought very well. And he loves elves. If necessary, the language will be used. True, there are twelve times more girls in this world than boys. And it's great for males, of course. The girls themselves fight for the guys with all the rage and pressure. And there's nothing to take or take away.
  These are the girls here - they hunt for men. And you can't do anything against them.
  And if they sing, then ...
  And the girls sing like this:
  Let run clumsily,
  Armored tanks in the puddles
  And on the roof is a machine gun ...
  He will tear all the orcs apart!
  . CHAPTER #15
  So Vladimir Putin, who became the king of the orcs, it's time to really take and sleep. Where will the dictator go?
  And here he is again a barefoot boy, he has great adventures;
  The magnificence of the theatrical performance is hard to describe. When, in particular, elves, orcs, goblins fought ... A costume show with many girls of all nationalities and varying degrees of nudity. The spectacle is beautiful, and impressive in its originality, especially when the girls slap their bare feet, either on hot sand, or on snowdrifts.
  They attack by striking with swords and spears on the armor of various forms of tanks. And the metal monsters respond with jets of hot flamethrowers. The temperature of the flame is low and, screaming, the girls are only slightly burned, screeching heart-rendingly. And the orcs roar even louder, and their foreheads boom, boom, boom - multi-colored confetti scatters from the blows.
  And from above, decorated biplanes rush, leaving behind garlands of bizarre trains with various cascades of beauty.
  Stalin, therefore, unexpectedly, abandoning unnecessary secrecy, remarked:
  - The Luftwaffe has reached the most advanced heights in aviation. Even if not
  counting diskettes, the TA-700 bomber capable of carrying up to fifty tons of bombs made a serious impression.
  Hitler pointedly remarked:
  - But the "Supermonster" with a gun of 3200 caliber - millimeters, jet charges of two hundred tons is still an unsurpassed work of military art.
  Stalin then proposed a toast:
  - So let's drink to the fact that the victims demanded any art except military!
  The great leader of all times and peoples savored with pleasure the wine sealed before the birth of Jesus Christ, and the world Fuhrer drank juice from ninety-ten fruits. Both dictators looked at how the plume of a rocket flying up into the sky was clearly cut across the monitor. As the cheerful voice of a Russian girl is heard:
  - The launch was successful.
  And a storm of applause from all the stands - it happened! Man is finally in space and this was done by representatives of the greatest races on Earth - the Russian and the German.
  The whole sky from horizon to horizon was colored with flashes of thousands of fireworks - all the colors of the rainbow, and millions of shades, when it seemed through the ink of the night space, fabulous napalm spilled. At the same time, individual blazing supernovae turned into distinct inscriptions - slogans. Type: "Homeland and Space", "Forward to the Stars", "Union of the Peoples of the Earth"!
  Vladimir Putin and Princess Leia did not have time to see enough of the fabulous spectacle - these eternal children came out of a trance!
  We had a quick bite and rushed to build troops. It was necessary to go quickly to Italy and burn the feathers of the papacy.
  The army marched out of Vienna to drumming and great trumpets. The infantry had not yet had time to approach and the cavalry scurried around. Many riders from various countries that entered the tsarist Russian Empire. That allowed to trample the foothills with tens of thousands of hooves. Dashing Cossacks and light Tatar cavalry break out ahead. Further moving richly decorated detachments of the Polish gentry. Well, smart gentlemen, as if gathered for a royal parade. And each wants to outdo the other in the splendor of the outfit, from the helmet to the harness. There are also Teutonic knights in armor. Armor polished to a shine in gilding or silver. There are also Swedes with a special uniform and Finns. Mounted janissaries and spagi, Arab cavalry.
  And a lot of banners and flashtoks of peoples from the equator to the Arctic Ocean. And how many trophies ... There are conquered powers.
  And here are the Austrians with them and the Germans. Went on a hike with volunteers. Also, the idea of plundering Italy is a great temptation. There nature is generous and there is a lot of money! As well as other good things that can be collected with shovels.
  Vladimir the tomboy sang:
  - Our army is strong, it protects the world!
  Leia asked her friend and fellow annihilation:
  - Can you really sing? And it's your own!
  And Vladimir Putin sang;
  Oh, what a sad world you are
  Tears are just a sea - an ocean ...
  Where is the midday astral path of the soul,
  The lost howl dreamed of getting into Eden!
  
  In it is the ice of the hearts of frozen crusts,
  And the burning heat of envious passions.
  How callous, who is even young in flesh,
  The sad nightingale plays in mourning!
  
  Like the mucus of a woodlice, the spirit of routine,
  And the ashes of the grave from worries.
  But we can, if we are united,
  Bring the people out of the quagmire!
  
  Dispel the meanness of the universe,
  Erase the curse is a terrible sign ..
  We cannot endure the bridle of suffering,
  Let the Devil turn to dust!
  
  The planet will throw off the chains briskly,
  However, it will not leave orbit.
  Treat each other honestly
  Then rise up people!
  
  You can rise without fear
  Don't push other people...
  So that the ryakha does not swim with fat,
  So that our mother does not grow old!
  
  To this we will drink a little,
  Wine that is sweeter than honey bees!
  Let there be troubles for fun
  And the hour of reckoning has not come!
  
  Then let's build a heavenly paradise,
  All children joy forever.
  We fly with an arrow into the sky,
  A bright dream come true!
  The song ended and, along with it, the fighting couple moved from the landscape of the Italian Alps to ...
  Shells were bursting, guns were hitting much more modern ones. Here it is Port Arthur city-legend. It was his fall that marked the decline of the Romanov dynasty and the entire Autocracy as a whole. If this fortress had survived, then there would not have been such a large-scale revolution. At most, they would make a little noise and lay down the flail and hammers. But it was precisely the defeat here that led to the chain of events that caused the Great October Revolution.
  And is it good or bad? The event is costly. Millions of victims and emigrants, but in the future the country has significantly accelerated its development.
  As they say, bloodletting cured the patient.
  And now there is a chance, having won Port Arthur, to turn back history and follow a unique line. When, for example, the Romanovs retain power, and even in the autocratic version. It's definitely fantasy, but it's interesting. Indeed, what awaits Russia while maintaining the variant of tsarism ?? Stagnation or vice versa victory?? Whether the system of absolute monarchy will become more effective than Western democracies, the latter has already become fashionable. Indeed, relations between Russia in the twenty-first century and the West have deteriorated significantly. After that, it became fashionable to look for alternative ways to Western parliamentarism. The concept of managed democracy emerged. This is when there are formally free elections, but in reality their results are predetermined in advance. But such a form of government is unstable, and the party in power, in order to maintain its position, is already curtailing democracy by legislative means. And then everything goes already to an outright dictatorship. When the opposition is already losing representation in parliament.
  In Russia during the autocracy, everything is simpler. The king has absolute power: to execute, to pardon, to order. He owns the highest: judicial, executive and legislative power. There is a State Council of persons appointed by the monarch, which is only advised to him, well, and officials who carry out the will of the king.
  The State Duma limited the monarchy of absolutism to only the emperor's right to legislate and, in part, took control of the budget. But most importantly, it was the Duma that became a hotbed and a viper for various conspiracies. This is her negative!
  In any case, Leia asked Vladimir the bully:
  - So, the choice is clear, attack!
  The terminator boy replied:
  - There is no other choice! Of course we attack!
  And the cutting riot began. Having accelerated at six hundred kilometers per hour, the cherubim guys, almost ignoring the explosions of shells and machine-gun shots, burst into the ranks of opponents. Fortunately, the weather was also lucky, rain and darkness. Kuropatkin has not yet thrown people into the offensive. And carried out artillery preparation. Contrary to popular belief, the general and former defense minister was not a fool. Kuropatkin tried to take care of the soldiers and fight scientifically. This brought him down. Indecisiveness, slowness, the desire to hit for sure, action according to the template - deprived of success in the battle with the brave Japanese. Therefore, Suvorov's daring throws with the capture of Port Arthur were not to be expected. Alas, Kuropatkin won only because after the death of Noga's corps, the Japanese, also without rebuilding, climbed ahead - attacking in the forehead. And the result knocked out their ranks, rolling back.
  But now Kuropatkin has both captured shells and his own.
  This means that shelling can be carried out, even for several days, hoping, what if the Japanese break down. And this despite the fact that Emperor Nicholas gave a categorical order - to immediately storm the fortress and end the war ruinous for the treasury.
  Here, of course, Kuropatkin is between a rock and a hard place. But Port Arthur is a powerful fortress, and now that the Japanese have settled in it - try it, take it!
  But Leia and Vladimir Putin moved along the bastions, clearing them of soldiers. First of all, you need to know the dominant heights and then it will be possible to open the way for the assault troops.
  While cutting down the samurai, Leia wittily remarked:
  - Usually they fight for the sake of progress, but we get, as it were, for the sake of regression!
  Vladimir the boy chuckled.
  - Do you mean that the reconquest of this fortress will strengthen the position of the Autocracy?
  Leia licked the blood from her lips, which profusely scattered from her swift blows, confirmed:
  - At least even so! After all, it is understandable that a monarch who wins wars becomes popular ... At least for a while. Then the victory is forgotten and the layman or the common people are drawn into the banal labor routine. - The girl with one kick, knocking down six Japanese at once, and two of them were pierced by their own bayonet from a strong push, added. "Maybe it"s just a temporary delay!"
  Vladimir Putin logically remarked:
  - After the victory in Russia, rapid economic growth will begin. This means that the people will live better, and the revolutionary mood will decline.
  The young warrior kicked the cannon in such a way that a dozen samurai soldiers flew upside down. Terminator boy added. - Usually people rebel because of hunger!
  Leia, spitting out the bone from the cut skull from her mouth, agreed only in part:
  - In fact this is not true! Yes, revolutions and riots are usually spurred on by the deteriorating economic situation, but ... After all, the Decembrists did not go to the performance because of their own poverty.
  Vladimir Putin agreed:
  - That's right, not because of poverty! - The young man cut down a whole handful of gunners and added. - It is not always useful to think with the stomach!
  Leia corrected, continuing to slash brutally.
  - More precisely, thinking with the stomach is never useful!
  Vladimir the tomboy here agreed, and with great willingness:
  - You are absolutely right! There is nothing to object!
  A warrior and a real princess, and moreover, the most illustrious princess growled:
  - And we will burn fat from ourselves! So be it - banzai!
  Putin even sang:
  - Shortly speaking! Shortly speaking! In short, shut up!
  And the blood after such words poured even more rapidly ... Of course, it's a pity for the Japanese. A nation industrious and admirable, but has fallen under the millstone and is now grinding. Just what happens - flour or flour, a question of questions!
  Leia, inflicting dozens of blows in a second and famously climbing, scattering crumpled corpses on another bastion, declared, moreover, with a surprisingly well-aimed aphorism:
  -War is a base deed done with lofty thoughts!
  Vladimir, the boy, who moved even a little faster than his girlfriend and from whose naked torso the rain washed away blood and bone fragments, continued:
  - War exhausts the body, but encourages the spirit!
  Leia created a cascade of somersaults, cutting through the Japanese and sang a phrase from the hit of the seventies of the twentieth century:
  - Cheerfulness of spirit, grace and plasticity! General, strengthening, vigorously encouraging, get out of bed and do gymnastics!
  Vladimir Putin, with a kick in the groin, forced the Japanese colonel to fly through the air and immediately shoot down two machine guns standing on the tower. Mechanical monsters spitting lead, by inertia, falling, thrashed their own, mowing down the ranks. The terminator boy bowed.
  - Sorry narrow-eyed, but I wanted to be the first!
  Leia, demolishing another tower with machine guns made in the USA, logically remarked:
  - It"s not bad to be the first, to be sure, but you shouldn"t boil the balls from behind!
  Vladimir Putin, throwing a projectile with his bare fingers, a high-explosive shimoza exploded, scattering the samurai, said:
  - He will not allow himself to be eaten alive, the one who boils the balls night and day!
  Leia giggled and slammed her bare foot into the metal of the machine-gun tower as she jumped. The stainless steel bounced and the Japanese officers flew upside down, booted limbs swinging. Bravo how they looked like insects.
  Leia also said:
  - A crazy tramp can even put on a "boot", under a heel!
  Vladimir the hooligan, also knocking out a gun in a jump and forcing everyone to scatter, remarked:
  - "Boots" do not shoe, the one whose brains are not wax for cleaning shoes!
  Leia, in response, twisted again and cut down a whole platoon of Japanese. The terminator girl shone here too:
  - There are a lot of honest people at the top, oddly enough, but few among them are able to do without false cunning in career growth!
  Vladimir-kid spun like a wound top, knocking down and cutting down the Japanese and reasonably assured:
  - A politician plays honestly, as often as a miner descends into a mine in a white coat, and the motive is the same: to get subsidies for laundering a tarnished reputation!
  Leia, shaking blood from her hair, replied:
  - A politician is a liar in life, and a hypocrite in deeds, but death is honest even with this rogue!
  Vladimir Putin replied to this:
  - Death is honest in that it always comes, but it is arbitrary in choosing the time of the visit!
  Port Arthur is a big city, and it has a lot of defensive lines. So, unfortunately and fortunately, the fighters have enough time to fight. Vladimir even sang:
  - How did I not try, how did I not strive! Anyway, to fight, someone was!
  Leia, cutting off another brood of weed people, noticed:
  - And to some extent, we ourselves are asking for fights! After all, admit Vladimir, you wanted to Port Arthur?
  The young terminator honestly said:
  - Naturally! It was my most passionate desire!
  Leia giggled.
  - Well, yes! Save Russia from the most offensive defeat in the entire thousand-year history of our country's wars!
  Vladimir Putin corrected his partner:
  - The most offensive defeat, perhaps, was during the first war with Chechnya.
  Leia nodded in agreement, even speeding up the felling process.
  - Undoubtedly! Painfully weak opponent, which we lost!
  Vladimir the tomboy chuckled, trying to get ahead of his partner in the process of extermination:
  - How Moska barks at an elephant!
  Leia intelligently noticed this, again shaking the bone, bloody crumbs from her snow-colored hair with a scattering of gold:
  - When the army and the people do not want to fight, then such miracles occur! And in the first Chechen, and in the Russian-Japanese.
  Vladimir Putin is forced, exterminating the samurai, to agree:
  - You're right! The people of Russia, unfortunately, do not want to fight the Japanese! - And the young fighter, leaving a whole company of samurai with their heads cut off, added:
  - But on the other hand, a miraculous factor has appeared in our face, which will allow us to win an unpopular war. It is even symbolic that cherubs help in the war without a king!
  Leia, licking and spitting blood from her lips, noticed:
  - And yet a third intervention on our part is necessary!
  Vladimir the boy, leaving another row of corpses, not really doubting this, nevertheless asked:
  - Are you sure about that?
  The young warrior confirmed with a sigh:
  - On the sea, Togo is too strong ... And what kind of commander or, more precisely, naval commander Rozhdestvensky, unfortunately, is too well known!
  Vladimir Putin has to agree with the obvious:
  - Of course, with such a frame as Rozhdestvensky, even having received seven additional battlecruisers built in Argentina, and having repaired the ships of the first Pacific squadron raised from the bottom, one cannot count on victory. Especially if you remember that fifty-one Russian ships fought in Tsushima, and only one Japanese destroyer turned out to be sunk!
  Leia excitedly smashed the barrel of the gun and added with another swing of the sword of the four Japanese:
  - And it is also significant that the squadron of the brave admiral may well be intercepted before arriving at the base by the elusive and carnivorous Togo. In this regard, the position of the Rozhdestvensky fleet is extremely difficult.
  Vladimir the tomboy, launching another projectile with his feet, quipped:
  - As a Swede near Poltava, Rozhdestvensky got into trouble ...
  Leia, continuing to shred the enemy with a vengeance, logically and with calculation, noted:
  - If Japan is not defeated at sea, then stubborn samurai will fight for a long time, and the treasury of the Russian crown is already empty, and the people are on edge. It is necessary to end the battle with a resounding victory as soon as possible. Otherwise, there will be a revolution and the appearance of a parliament, possibly unnecessary for Russia!
  Vladimir Putin, having beaten a Japanese general with his elbow and forcing him to fly into the heights, at the same time will bring down three masked types unsuccessfully trying to deploy a primitive bomb-launcher. The terminator boy said:
  - If there is enough time, where will they go?
  Leia remarked with appreciable concern:
  - There's a problem here. Right now we are rushing from fort to fort like this ... And what about the sea?
  Vladimir the tomboy chuckled and let out a spark from his eyes:
  - Nothing special! With our data, we swim well, we will not drown with swords. Will swim from armadillo to armadillo, clearing the decks!
  Leia smiled in response with even brighter sharp teeth.
  - Definitely, you are a giant of thought!
  Vladimir Putin honestly answered:
  - If we take the speed of thinking, then in fact we have no equal!
  The terminator girl agreed with this, and for persuasiveness walked through a whole battalion of samurai. At the same time, she stated:
  - And the speed of bodies, which is much more important!
  Together, but at such a speed, you need to be able to maintain balance and not fall over. Vladimir the bully is more or less successful. In general, if you think theoretically, autocracy without a constitution should not exist in Russia forever. The example of Western countries with their parliaments is too contagious. Not to mention the fact that the oligarchs want to exercise their power not only in the economic but also in the political aspect. As long as they are more or less friendly with the autocracy, the probable victory in the Pacific Ocean and the subsequent expansion into China will strengthen this friendship for a long time. By the way, the Russo-Japanese war is also very important from a long-term perspective. The creation of Yellow Russia and the inclusion in it of not only Manchuria, but also other Chinese regions, can lead to the final division of the Celestial Empire. This means that the Chinese colossus, mighty in the twenty-first century, claiming the role of a superpower and world hegemony, will not be able to exist as a state. And most likely without the October Revolution there will be no collapse of the world colonial system. The world will be more rational and safer than in the twenty-first century, when there are more than two hundred states on a small planet. Instead, several empires will arise, maybe even the Russian one will become the most powerful, or, in any case, extensive.
  It is not so difficult to foresee what will happen in the event of a victory over Japan. Most likely, Germany, for which the Russian army will become a great authority, will not risk declaring war on Russia. But perhaps he wants a war on one front, hitting Belgium and France.
  However, Tsar Nicholas is such that he may well hit , as happened in real history in the rear. Well, at least to ensure that the aggressive Germans could not get too strong.
  Then again the first world war. Russia may have Chinese divisions and a powerful Pacific Fleet at the front, which will be a plus, but ... In real history, Japan fought on the side of the Entente, in the same alternative, the country of the Rising Sun may show a desire for revenge. And then we will get a second front in the east. And that's not very cool.
  In addition, a significant strengthening of the Russian army in comparison with the real history is not to be expected. Although, of course, the rapid economic recovery may begin earlier, not in 1909, but in 1906 and be even steeper. After all, the victory of Russia can strengthen the faith of both foreign and domestic investors in the ruling regime, and the inflow of capital will be more than in reality.
  This, in turn, will increase the funding of the army. Unless, of course, the tsarist government turns out to be too self-confident. When, in particular, it seems that we will defeat everyone anyway and roll them into asphalt. In principle, the outcome of the First World War in this case is not at all obvious. And maybe then, in order for everything to be resolved well, you will have to intervene a fourth time?
  Although the option that the First World War will not be in principle not excluded. In this case... It is already difficult to say how further events will develop. How long will Tsar Nicholas II reign, who will succeed him? Tsarevich Alexei is questionable, he may not live to a mature age. Brother Michael and his children? It is possible, and this and other options.
  How long can Nicholas II live? There were no centenarians among the Romanovs, but in general, a tsar who drinks little and does not smoke can last long enough. And although Nikolashka was credited with gentleness and kindness of heart, he was not a liberal. So it is unlikely that the emperor will grant a constitution without strong pressure ... However, the ways of the Lord are inscrutable. Everything can happen as least expected. And the wolf turns into a lamb, and the lamb into a wolf!
  And now they are outwardly so beautiful and pretty, they are clearing fort after fort and bastion after bastion. Here, for example, is the main mountain with the uncomplicated name High. From it you can see the entire harbor with the Russian ships of the first Pacific squadron being repaired, and other squares, and the approaches to the city.
  Leia commands:
  Well, how about we clean it up?
  Vladimir Putin sarcastically replied:
  - Of course, we will clean it up and clean it up!
  And a couple with the speed of a jet fighter rushed to the heights. We must hurry. In the month of March, the nights are not so long, and during the day, nevertheless, even at their speed, it is unlikely that it will be possible to completely avoid hits from numerous muskets, that is, rifles and, most importantly, machine guns.
  It's good that there are no automatics. And somehow calmer .... The rising sun is in no hurry to dispel the darkness from the rain and the milky fog flooding everything.
  In the morning it is frosty and the ice crust crunches under the callused feet of the terminators. But it does not at all prevent us from flying to the top and continuing the extermination there, including the servants of the eleven-inch guns.
  And what's the point of such trunks? And you can"t hit targets like them from big guns, but it"s very easy to clean out the guards. Leia, throwing a dozen Japanese into the abyss with one turntable, said:
  - Here are the dismantlings in a cool way ...
  Vladimir Putin chuckled and remarked with gusto:
  - It's getting boring...
  Leia shrugged it off, launching her severed head at her partner.
  - It's okay. That's even more efficient. Or would you like a duel with sorcerers?
  Vladimir the boy bared his teeth, catching a bullet with them, chewed iron beans like a snake and answered:
  - I did not refuse, but in the twentieth century there is little chance of stumbling upon them!
  Leia giggled.
  - But look ninja!
  Indeed, two dozen fighters in masks and black overalls rushed to attack the warrior. And they are armed with swords, two in each hand. For humans, ninjas moved well. I felt extraordinary preparation and savage training from early childhood. But in fact, what can be opposed to the cherubim? The difference in speed between immortals and humans is too great. And ninjas, although well-trained fighters, are still people.
  Leia cut down two at once with a swift windmill, and so loaded the third with her bare, girlish, graceful, but deadly foot in the groin that he flew more than fifty meters up, and tore off the flagpole from the tower. Leia fought off the stars thrown at her and, continuing to move, cut down three more, and killed the fourth by throwing three daggers with her toes. The ninja got away from two, but the third, flying along a broken trajectory, landed right in the heart.
  Vladimir the tomboy also joined the fight. Sliced the purple-rimmed ninja in half and unleashed an even faster attack that blew off the heads of those trying to attack his fumes.
  The black invisibles did not give up, but they lost too much in speed to the boy and girl-cherub who attacked them. They didn't stand a chance at all.
  Leia even sang:
  - You will soon forget me, you will go to Sheol like wet rain! Other angels serve us, and you will enter the coffin with Dracula!
  The ninja fell slashed, splattering like ripe watermelons under a cleaver with blood. And they didn't stop attacking. But... All twenty-three great fighters fell in battle. After that, the magnificent couple switched to finishing off the surviving servants at the guns ...
  Already the fog began to dissipate and the sun to shine stronger. And the brave warriors moved to another line of defense. The assault had not yet begun, and we had to fight ourselves. However, the fighters did not yet feel serious fatigue, but simply wanted to eat. What again set to raw horsemeat. Well, there are not people, after all.
  Vladimir Putin said:
  - The most difficult slavery, to be a slave of the stomach - the master is merciless, regardless of emptiness or fullness!
  . CHAPTER #16
  Here is the second wave of sleep for the orc tsar Vladimir Putin. However, he still remained a barefoot boy. And a very cool boy and a real killer.
  Pirate Emperor "Scourge of God" with blazing heat. continued his enthusiastic speech:
  - We will attack the Harp, then the Flute, the Accordion, then the Republicans will conquer the entire planet from pole to pole!
  Vladimir Putin chuckled ironically:
  - What are we going to do next?
  Kashpirovsky said with fervor:
  - And then, we will try to capture the other half of the universe, from where all kinds of monsters and aliens come to our world. Let's find out what's beyond the heavenly firmament!
  Vladimir looked at the pirate incredulously and winked:
  - And what about the post of various kinds of space empires that are tirelessly watching us? They have such an overwhelming superiority in technology that they will sink any of our fleets and burn our largest army.
  Kashpirovsky replied cunningly, baring his fangs:
  - So you admitted that from the planets of the universe, where, according to our faith, the underworld burns, otherwise, how would you know about other worlds and their technological superiority?
  After these words, Putin became alert:
  - How do you know about them?
  Kashpirovsky moved closer to the young man, then poured the whiskey infused with honey, his beard pulled together in a wedge. The voice of the leader of the leaders of the robbers became insinuating like that of a fox luring a hare from a deep hole:
  - I myself have been to hell, to your frenzied universe.
  Vladimir Putin wondered if this happened in his world, when this ataman of sea robbers could find himself in the crucible of the Second World War. Or maybe vice versa, Kashpirovsky flew into a completely different, unlike anything universe. A previously unseen planet he could visit. But instead of all these difficulties and long questions, Oleg simply asked:
  - So how did you like it?
  The Pirate Emperor replied without much enthusiasm:
  - Something! Well, yes, especially women and aircraft, but in general I was a stranger to this world.
  Vladimir took a bite of a slice of mango and asked:
  - Is that why you left him?
  Kashpirovsky waved his hand and said:
  - Yes, this is one of the reasons. - Voice already without superfluous energy continued. - Another I realized that the citizens of your country are too smart and independent and I will never reach a high position with you. And in this world, I may well become a king, a king, or even a universal emperor. - Ataman of sea robbers pulled from a glass of wine and continued. - Power is unusually sweet and attractive, with age you will understand this.
  Putin, not knowing what country he was talking about here, and for some reason it seemed scary to clarify, decided to brag:
  - I understand this even now, at school and college I was a ringleader among the guys and I confess I like it. If one of them was guilty, then I assigned a punishment: a slap on the back of the head, a kick in the ass, a flick, or if the fault was insignificant, push-ups from the floor. The young warrior giggled and showed his triangular biceps. - Small, but the power, even within the class.
  Kashpirovsky chuckled:
  - And no one challenged your power?
  Vladimir the boy felt funny and he even laughed:
  - Of course, they argued, there were so many fights and bruises, once they even cut my eyebrow with a stone. The young warrior shook his head ferociously and continued. - The most difficult thing is to prove our intellectual superiority, for this we cut ourselves on computers, climbed into virtual machines, it is especially difficult to play strategies, cosmogenic or historical, but what a pleasure you experience when you win.
  The young warrior licked his lips enthusiastically and remarked:
  - Yes, I know the charm of virtual power, when thousands or millions of obedient units are under you. Of course, it is more interesting to manage real people, especially when you are waging war.
  Kashpirovsky promised, pounding his chest with his fist:
  - So you will get her power, the most expensive and beautiful ladies. At your age, I already knew the love of a woman, but have you tried?
  Vladimir confidently declared, as a hitman with nine years of experience:
  - Yes, if you mean sex, then yes, and almost all of our boys had it, but we didn"t have true love.
  Kashpirovsky from the reality of a completely different non-Soviet world said:
  - You have free morals and there is nothing surprising in this. In our country, sex before marriage is considered a serious offense, although they still sin and the older brother even sells indulgences for this.
  Vladimir even giggled at the last sentence:
  - That is, only the rich have the right to sin?
  Kashpirovsky affirmatively said:
  - Perhaps so. Whoever has a fortune can easily buy paradise by giving a big bribe to God.
  Putin responded harshly:
  - We were taught in the working faculty that there is no God, it's just a fiction to fool the lower classes and extort money, accustoming to humility.
  Kashpirovsky said with conviction:
  - Here I agree with you, if the Almighty really existed, would he allow the priests to scoff at his name and brazenly use human prejudices. He would have punished them long ago.
  Vladimir asked with hidden hope:
  - So, having come to power, maybe we will abolish religion?
  Kashpirovsky this time shook his head negatively:
  - No, this is absolutely impossible to do. In this case, there will be great bloodshed, chaos and anarchy. Instead of happiness to the people, we will bring trouble.
  Vladimir here slightly revealed the reality of Soviet power:
  - But here we have only a few churches left, and even then more like historical monuments and there is no anarchy or chaos.
  Kashpirovsky explained:
  - You are a stupid young man, because our people are backward, the country cannot immediately step out of the darkness of backwardness into progress and space flights. Everything needs time, and, perhaps, the historical path of more than one generation. In the meantime, the main thing is not to harm. Before becoming Emperor of the Double Bass, you need to achieve recognition from the pirates. Collect a huge fleet and attract people, including commoners.
  Vladimir, with the air of an expert familiar with the works of Lenin and Marx, said:
  - We must promise them freedom, land, wealth, monetary salaries, and cut the nobility and the bar. This is how revolutions happen, brutally, but effectively.
  The young warrior hurried to calm the screamers:
  - And here you need to know the measure, so as not to completely alienate the nobles and noble people, because this is still the basis of any army and system. By themselves, commoners can do nothing.
  Already worldly-wise Vladimir became thoughtful, sipping a fragrant drink. Indeed, in medieval society, the nobility is the elite, and cutting it out means dropping the already low level of society. Then the boy-leader said:
  We'll try to strike the right balance. So that the poor are with us and the rich do not hate.
  The conversation was interrupted by an alarm. Kashpirovsky interrupted a very interesting conversation:
  Looks like there are enemies. Sorry cobra, but now we will not have a pleasant conversation.
  - We talked frankly like a man to a man, and now we have a good fight. The young man drew his sword from its scabbard. Then Vladimir enthusiastically sang a real ballad:
  Let us know immortal glory in battles,
  The battles of the Russian army glory in the centuries!
  The greatness of many generations,
  Give us glorious warriors immortality!
  
  Knowing no fear to cut bravely,
  May the sword help us in great deeds.
  To the glory of the greatness of valiant citizens,
  Let's show fierce zeal in battles!
  
  After all, we are the world's heroes of a glorious power;
  Defeat the enemy - the rest is unimportant!
  Let's get the greatness of the pride of glory,
  To do this, I will create a shocking verse!
  
  
  We are sailing on the sea without any doubts,
  A pirate and a storm, a hurricane is not an obstacle!
  After all, they will lead into battle: the brothers Stalin and Lenin,
  Behind him we will shed blood like the pressure of a waterfall!
  
  The memory will remain in the hearts of the brave people,
  The enemy is defeated - that's the whole reward!
  Let there be a lot of mediocre people in power,
  Nevertheless, it is necessary to go to the goal of the mind!
  
  Beauty, give love to you passionately
  And tomorrow the executioner, the scaffold awaits!
  But you will not waste your life in vain,
  Manage to get a position in paradise!
  
  The world is a struggle, every young man knows
  Connecting your life with a filibuster is dangerous,
  Fortune bizarrely rolls the dice,
  But it will come out, I believe in the end it's great!
  
  We can find our happiness guys
  Get both wealth and the joys of life!
  Fascists believe, retribution awaits,
  And believe us to live in mischievous communism!
  The Pirate Emperor listened to the song and nodded approvingly.
  - Bravo, you are also a poet. You have versatile talents. Now let's see who brought to us.
  Going out on deck, Kashpirovsky took out a telescope, carefully peering into the water, light ripples glided along the waves. Three contrabass ships sailed ahead, the largest of them had scarlet sails. This ship consisted of eighty guns, not counting the stern ones, including very large and long-range bow ones, it was called the Infanta. The remaining two had sixty cannons each and were not inferior to the vessel of the pirates. Thus, the advantage in firepower was on the side of the enemy.
  Kashpirovsky instantly assessed the situation:
  "These ships, the ones you were talking about?" - Asked the leader of the sea robbers, Vladimir, who took on the role of the main scout.
  The boy confidently confirmed:
  - Yes, they were supposed to meet us at sea.
  - It's good, because they don't know yet that the ships have changed owners. - Kashpirovsky exclaimed. - Because the order to raise the flags of the Empire Contrabass.
  - I understand! - Said the warrior Vladimir. "Let"s get within close range, and then board them."
  Kashpirovsky confirmed this intention:
  - Exactly, at the same time, everyone should wear a trophy contrabass uniform, and in order not to confuse each other in battle, each filibuster has a green bandage on his arm.
  This simple but cunning tactic was successful. As a rule, genius is called simple for a reason. Salutations followed, and the ships saluted each other.
  The frigate and the caravel approached, and at the same time the ship loaded with goods accelerated. The plan was extremely elementary and deadly effective, while the enemy does not suspect anything to get as close as possible and take on the hooks.
  The ships acted in uncommon coordination. The pirates were shaking with impatience. Finally, when the main vessel came close to the "Crown", a signal followed from her side, they say, a collision is inevitable. In response, the corsairs only increased their speed, and when the ships touched, breaking the oars and tackle, sharp hooks and a lasso flew on board, tightly fettering the ship.
  The Pirate Emperor commanded:
  - Now the enemy, our forward fighters!
  To begin with, the pirates fired almost at point-blank range at the crowded soldiers of the Contrabass empire, after which the assault began.
  Kashpirovsky wanted to jump first, but the agile Vladimir was ahead of him. The young man held a sword and a saber in his hands, and chopped from a turn. Already in the jump, he kicked the nearest opponent in the stomach. The armor softened the blow, but the saber cut off the head with a sharp swing.
  - What didn't the double bassists expect? You will know who to deal with. - Said the mighty Vladimir, playing with steel wire muscles. Two hearts beat violently in his chest.
  He was attacked by a little-known alien, with three very long arms and two heads with protruding sharp beaks. This freak, oddly enough, bore the rank of officer, he brought down a series of blows on the guy, forcing him to fight back. Then he struck with his beak in the chest directly opposite the left heart. The skin was torn off and left a deep bloody streak. But Vladimir only became furious from such a wound, he rushed forward and cut off first one, then the second hand.
  The beast stepped back, shaking its head.
  - You are very stupid, because one head is not enough for you - full of holes, covered with a crest, like a peacock. - teased, giggling over the enemy Vladimir.
  The two-headed officer became furious, and even began to spit. The young man who fought against him began to move in a spiral, now diving, then jumping up, like a Roly-poly. One of the heads was cut off, the officer screamed from the shock of pain, and Vladimir, once a pioneer , driven by a sense of mercy, cut off his other head.
  - Now your body is in complete harmony with the soul. - The boy could not resist the black irony.
  The young man kicked off what was left with his foot and continued the battle, the other fighters were, as a rule, slower and not so dangerous. A few, however, touched the boy's press with a saber, scratched his arms and legs.
  - Well, I even regret that the scars on my body do not remain. - Vladimir unexpectedly even regretted the gift, thanks to the transfer of superpowers. - Because of this, many consider me a boy, so let them see how the boy fights.
  Admiral of the Contrabass Fleet, Don Kratoboyets, was reliably covered by guards, and almost all of them were six-armed, and six swords are much better than two. As always, nimble Vladimir threw a dagger at one of them. Then he stabbed the second, and cut the legs of the third. Almost immediately, he himself was wounded, but did not fall, but rather accelerated, hitting enemies with swords. He managed to break through to the admiral. He pulled out a gun and sent a bullet into the boy's head. Having become a monstrous fighter, Vladimir instinctively recoiled to the side, then slashed at his arm with his saber.
  An inhuman howl and a hysterical order were heard:
  - Kill the bastard!
  A dense, barrel-like alien with arms as thick as logs waved a three-meter sword, trying to hit the impudent Vladimir in the back. The young man, with all his strength, pushed off with his feet and managed to jump over a huge blade. In the next moment, the admiral was cut in half by the blade of a gigantic bodyguard.
  - I got a bastard from my own. - The brave boy teased.
  Desperate Vladimir attacked, barrel-shaped. He was healthy, but clumsy, and cutting off his head was not so difficult. Then came the traditional windmill, especially effective when it's run by a fast guy with two hands at once. The double bassists continued to fall, some in desperation threw off their armor and threw themselves into the water.
  - That's how you need it, go to feed the sharks and cat pigs. - Not too witty Oleg quipped.
  Pirate Emperor Kashpirovsky fought along with everyone, for his physique he was very fast and surprisingly strong, besides, he perfectly wielded a damask blade. However, the art of owning various types of edged weapons is a vital need for a pirate, and not only in a fight, but also in numerous duels that ship commanders and their assistants arrange among themselves. But shame cannot be refused, the title of captain is very often disputed, then there is also a battle with swords, sabers, swords, axes, but pistols are not yet in vogue and only a few own them.
  Kashpirovsky, however, also knows how to shoot, but prefers a blade. The last fighters of the Contrabass Empire lose their courage and fall to their knees, begging for mercy. Kashpirovsky decided to act in his own way quite "humanely":
  - All of you overboard! After all, we will not kill prisoners, and then the Lord God and the sea will decide your fate.
  - Or maybe it"s better, we"ll sell them into slavery, they are mostly young and healthy, otherwise they will drown in the sea. - Vladimir, who became a great business executive, objected.
  Kashpirovsky condescendingly waved his broad paw:
  - Okay, but the markets are already packed with slaves, so the profit will be small, and there will be a lot of fuss!
  The prisoners are pushed into the hold. Then the ship turns and goes to help the ship scurrying from the starboard side. There, the battle dragged on a little, and there are much fewer people on it than on a pirate trophy ship.
  Kashpirovsky, like Napoleon on his left hand, holds out a sword, and commands in a thunderous voice:
  - To storm the corsairs, we will help our brothers.
  The new battle turned out to be no less bloody, but more fleeting than the previous ones. The boy Vladimir this time was even more seriously injured, the young man was cut off part of his ear and pierced almost through his chest. He got carried away too much, neglected the protection, so he received a well-deserved punishment. Blood gurgled, and red bubbles flew out of the wound, but the guy did not leave the fight, although his legs gave way.
  - You're lying! You won't take me with steel! - He yelled, continuing to swing.
  He was attacked by an alien that looked like a gorilla, only instead of claws, claws. He managed to intercept the boy's hand, almost mutilating the hand, at the same time hit his head painfully in the face, the teeth of the young warrior clanged.
  - Man, you are a complete grave. - Burr, said "ghoul".
  The claw went to his throat, he pressed him hard to the wooden floor.
  The seriously wounded Vladimir thought that this is how he dreamed of ending his life in battle. Indeed, it is honorable to die in battle, but on a purely physical level, it is disgusting to be strangled by such an unsightly type. And yes, it stinks too much. In addition, it is not known whether the soul still exists, which means that death may be the final end. And it"s not the existence of this foul that it might be, it"s better to go to the underworld, there you will be tortured, but there is hope for forgiveness and redemption. Even in Hell you can fight, suffer and dream, and most importantly, think. It is thinking that distinguishes a person from an animal, and for this reason one can endure any suffering.
  Sweaty and covered in blood, the boy Putin turned out to be slippery and, straining with all his strength, managed to escape, throwing off the gorilla. Then, picking up the sword, he brought it down on the shard of the enemy.
  - You haven't cut your hair for a long time, you need to trim. the young warrior shouted.
  Then, with new swings and sacrifices, the young man imagined himself an angel of death, and the swords became an extension of the boy's long strong arms.
  The few who survived did not ask for mercy this time, apparently realizing that they had killed too many pirates, and they were too ferocious to be merciful. With a running start, they jumped overboard and desperately swam, hoping that in warm water they could reach the coast. Some forgot to take off their armor and drowned, others, weakened by wounds, also found a quick death.
  And only a couple of aliens with gills could count on a favorable outcome.
  - I can congratulate you! You won! - The Emperor of Pirates said with pathos. - Now we have under control as many as five warships and three cargo ships. This is a decent although still small squadron. - Kashpirovsky showed his impressive fist for persuasiveness.
  The exhausted Vladimir hobbled with difficulty, however, the bleeding stopped, but the ligaments on his left leg were damaged, the young man now looked very terrible.
  Kashpirovsky received only a few scratches, although the cuirass was pierced, blood dripped. But in general, he looked cheerful and even after the first major successes, he was cheerful:
  - My boy, you don't have to work so hard, if you get such wounds in every battle, then you can not live to mature years.
  Vladimir calmly replied:
  - Wounds are a decoration of a man, but they quickly pass with me. Tomorrow I will be fresh and ready to fight.
  - Yes, you don't. - Kashpirovsky, already tempted by battles, was surprised. Are you an angel of the Lord?
  Vladimir laughed at this:
  - With me, this is in the order of things, and why is it now that I have such a body for a long time to tell.
  Kashpirovsky dismissed this:
  - We'll talk about this later, but for now, eat and go to the bed, or rather, they will bandage you in the infirmary there.
  Vladimir just chuckled.
  - It's not worth it, it will heal faster in the fresh air. You see, the wounds are already drying up.
  Kashpirovsky energetically remarked:
  - I see everything, now I have the largest fleet among the corsairs and, as a senior pirate, I will claim the rights to the unofficial throne. - "Scourge of God" noticed. - You will be with me?
  The boy exclaimed:
  - I already said yes!
  Kashpirovsky yelled at the top of his lungs:
  - And now add sails, the course is simple, to the capital of pirates, the city of More.
  The squadron turned, and, cutting through the waves, rushed to the target.
  While he was crazy, tasting the greatest pleasure in the world, his brother Slava finally got out of the coma, his broken heart healed. A brief meeting of the rebel commanders followed, realizing that standing still is like death, they did not advance.
  The first to speak was young-looking, but formidable sniper-terminator Alice, she threw sparks from her eyes:
  - We must go to the factories, there we will replenish our arsenal, and at the same time thousands of workers and slaves will join our ranks.
  Stalin's wife Natasha supported her:
  - Without powerful artillery, we cannot take the powerful fortresses that stand in our way, the second time such a trick will not work with us. Yes, and in field battles with large armies, we can not do without guns and squeakers. We have to build muscle before a serious fight.
  Colonel-scout Maksimka added:
  - I did not waste time and made a drawing, we can quite quickly establish the production of improved muskets, or rather guns with a bayonet, at the captured factories. New weapons should ensure our victory.
  Chervonny Kotovsky perked up after these words:
  - New weapons? What is this idea, but until our masters master it, I'm afraid that the war will end.
  The eternal boy colonel and three times hero of the USSR confidently declared:
  - The sample is already ready, I made it overnight with the help of the blacksmith Bacchus. - Maksimka raised a weapon above his head, his hand still hurt a little, but the wound was almost gone. - You see, this is a mixture of a blade and a pistol. And not such that it takes half a minute and even more to charge, for one shot, but ten-shot, with a drum. - The boy-officer whistled and said ironically. - Primitive, of course, but we can't make a ray gun yet.
  Kotovsky examined the strange, menacing looking weapon. The bayonet, sharpened to a shine, stuck out like the fangs of a saber-toothed bear.
  The rough-forged drum turned rather easily, creaking and releasing the aroma of engine oil.
  The leader of the rebels and robbers whistled like a boy clearing a garden:
  - What does it look cooler than the still popular bow. - Didactically shook his finger in the direction of the most likely appearance of enemy troops. "But a good bow is better than a musket.
  Maksim agreed with this:
  - Of course, it's better. Yes, and the weapon we proposed is not the limit of perfection, but the design of the machine is still too complicated to reproduce it.
  Chervonny Kotovsky whistled even louder:
  - You seem to be great scientists. - The leader expressed a timid hope. - But if so, then we already have a chance for the successful implementation of the obvious adventure of the uprising of slaves and convicts!
  Slava, visibly perking up after being wounded, put in a word:
  - The valor of the sword, and the art of generalship is more important than the latest weapons, which we will not have time to use anyway. And my opinion is that it is necessary to advance as quickly as possible to the factories, many thousands of slaves, including children, work in the back rooms in bestial conditions. - The boy, already raising his tone, so he turned to screaming and yelled. We shouldn't tolerate this kind of injustice. I'll free the boys!
  - Just do not overdo it, we also need factories and ore. - He answered, making a gesture, they say, do not yell Chervonny Kotovsky.
  - We mechanize their work, besides, we do not need so much gold and precious stones to be mined in the most primitive way. - And Slava, who seemed to have forgotten that by the years he has long been an adult and only a bodily boy yelled. Long live progress!
  Kotovsky confirmed this opinion:
  - Mutually! Let's go to the vote!
  The decision to attack the factories was made unanimously.
  - So first the factories, and then the capital of Madagascar!
  The army set out, many times exaggerated rumors about the victories of the rebels quickly spread, thousands of ordinary people, runaway slaves, the poor and even the impoverished nobility joined them. Desertion intensified and in the army of the king or emperor of Harmony, ran over to the side of the divine forerunners, whom even several officers saw the girls. Chervonny Kotovsky rode on a prickly elephant. The indefatigable Vladimir himself, with a small detachment of boys and girls, went on reconnaissance. Since they were not very tall, they moved either by running or on small ponies. The young man was ahead of everyone, although he moved at a run, breaking branches with callused soles and scattering thorns. Still, it's good that he still looks like a boy. For him, barefoot is not ashamed and you can race like you are a horse, the body is light, dry, and with each one becomes stronger and more dexterous without increasing size and weight.
  There is some strange, but favorable effect for him and his brother from moving: they, while remaining boys, acquire heroic strength. Which, together with the fencing school of selected fighters from another world, makes them superhuman.
  The eternally young scout, hiding behind a thorny bush, drew the attention of a large column of slaves, accompanied by heavy guards. The whistle of whips was heard, the overseers were, as a rule, aliens with four hands each, which made it possible to flog two or three slaves at the same time, or strike one at a time, but from two sides at the same time.
  Boys from ten to sixteen worked here, most often sold into slavery for debts or serving a life sentence for petty crimes, as well as simply orphans who must earn their keep.
  It was especially hard for the smallest, whose muscles had not yet had time to get stronger, and the stones that had to be carried were too heavy. The lashes continually walked along their bare backs, beat on their bare feet, and if the boy fell, they could beat him to death. Some of the young slaves thrashed the hard rock with pickaxes, others had their bellies sagging from the strain, loaded cobblestones with rubble, a third carried the load on a stretcher or pushed wheelbarrows. Part of the stones, which was more evenly stored in a wall or pyramid. This reminded the young man of how he and his brother had also worked hard in similar, if not worse, quarries. But there is no time to indulge in memories, and there are worse places than these.
  Vladimir approached, a lizard with guards drove past, there were quite a lot of guards, but, of course, fewer than slaves.
  - Poor children, they are mercilessly flogged, they are deprived of childhood. - The young warrior scratched his heel, which had not known shoes for nine years, with a blade. On such a callused sole, it is probably already possible to sharpen knives. - How my strong hands itch to help them. - Vladimir felt a surge of romance, like Spartacus, whose struggle is considered fair in the capitalist world.
  One of the boys caught his attention, he had two brands burned out at once, on his chest and shoulder. Unusually, the second brand was given to the slave after a successful escape, as he was told by a boy who had miraculously escaped from the quarry, but if the escaped slave was caught, then they usually mocked him like that, then he did not survive. And here it was a completely healthy boy, with long blond, albeit dirty hair, muscular and sinewy. His tanned back, however, was covered with stripes from fresh and healed traces of a whip, and his arms and legs were all in pisuga. Not only from the whip, but knocked down on stones and climbing through the mines and contact with the trolley, when the knees first get bloody, then if you are strong by nature, your skin becomes horny, like the skin of a ram. However, although he was no different from other child slaves, half-naked and barefoot, his eyes shone with hidden pride, and his movements when he chipped stones were distinguished by grace. And this despite the fact that the core was chained to the leg, and the boy could hardly drag it.
  - I wonder who it is, maybe an illegitimate prince.
  Oddly enough, but usually not too cunning Vladimir turned out to be close to the truth. This was indeed Prince Familion, his parents were executed after an unsuccessful plot, and the heir himself was exiled to hard labor. The prince had just turned fourteen and had been working in the quarries for three years. During this time, he got stronger, hardened his muscles, and his skin became tanned. But the blows with the whip still, very often, got him, the overseers beat him just like that, for fun or perverse pleasure. And the prince felt not so much pain as terrible humiliation when a whip walked along his ribs.
  His every move is watched by two overseers. They soaked their whips in alcohol so as not to cause blood poisoning, but their humanism does not extend to more. Here one hits his bare legs, the other hits his back, pulling himself away and with gusto, the august boy leaned in after the whip so as not to tear his skin so much, and began to work a little faster. Although chronic heaviness has accumulated in the body, fatigue is torn apart, and the muscles are exhausted by the load, the main thing is that you can"t slow down for a second to rest. Salty sweat covered the skin, and to top it all off, the three suns scorched mercilessly, the skin is almost black and fat-free seems thin. Other slaves, as soon as the attention of the overseer weakens, begin to work more slowly, conserve their strength, and they are constantly watching him. In the very first days and weeks of work, it was a sophisticated torture, every movement hurt, and then the muscles got used to it, the veins and veins came out, which indicates a heavy load on the child's body. Prince Familion really does not want to experience additional execution, and he works like an excavator.
  . CHAPTER 17
  The elf warriors continued to fight hard. They repelled the onslaught of the enraged orcs. And they all climbed and climbed, like a toad on cramps.
  And the girls all shot and mowed down the enemies. They did it with great enthusiasm.
  And each shot of the elves was accompanied by pressing a button, with the help of a scarlet breast nipple.
  And the girls broke up completely. At the same time, their bare toes threw large, deadly grenades, tearing Putin's bears apart. And the torn meat burned and smoked.
  Here are the girls to clean up. And joy, songs and great enthusiasm.
  And at the same time, of course, they sang;
  But if a warrior pierced by a bullet falls,
  And the girl will forever sit in tears as a widow.
  No need to think the world is only hopelessly black,
  That paradise was lost and trampled down by the evil Satan...
  
  In fact, there is hope - a worthy fate,
  Defend the homeland and conquer the abyss.
  When in Elf every guy is a strong warrior -
  Know this is not bravado and not stupid kitsch!
  
  But the knights sometimes lack support,
  The Horde does not know the score, and the pressure is cruel.
  Then we will not become a submissive parrot -
  It's better than the shame of lead in the temple!
  
  Space warfare - it is of a special kind,
  In it you are a robot toy, alas ...
  But the Elfi warriors from the military know the nobility,
  Which did not fit to lie down in coffins.
  
  Fragments of strange stars in the sky are diamonds,
  In them every tear of the soul ...
  Try, show you talents,
  And better sing to the thunder hopak dance.
  
  Autumn time - where summer fades,
  She captivates with wondrous beauty!
  Let my Elf be, in this poem she is sung,
  With her inseparable mother-country!
  
  I send the last kiss to the girl,
  When I die, you beauty do not cry ...
  Take, believe Orklin under the lush flower of May,
  And the monster orc-executioner will become a victim!
  The girls, I must say, sang great. And they beat these orcs with great strength and passion of she-wolves. They crushed them.
  And they used bare, round, pink heels when shooting. The girls were extremely energetic. And the bare toes of the beauties threw gifts of annihilation.
  No force can stand against such girls. They are radiant and cosmic stealers. And at the same time, the elves in which the violent and radiant power.
  And with scarlet nipples they press the buttons of the bazooka and lead devastating warfare. And as soon as they get fucked, a whole trench of orcs will immediately collapse. These girls are super class. And how they got down to business.
  And now the bare toes again throw grenades, which produce colossal devastation and destruction.
  These girls can literally do anything. And they will sweep away any hairy armada.
  Here is a girl with emerald-colored hair, how she will take and punch at the enemy by pressing the button with her scarlet nipple.
  The present of annihilation flies out and tears apart and burns Putin's bears.
  And the girls sing again and bare their teeth;
  The expanses of Elfia - beautiful, dear,
  Where are the pearls of snow, crystal oceans ...
  And the elf soldiers and the general are united -
  And the symbol of the State is the eagle - our Orthodox Tsar!
  
  Now the summer has passed and autumn comes into possession,
  The trees are dressed, their luxury is the envy of the kings.
  My radiant homeland is more joyful than paradise,
  For Elf I will give a fair life.
  
  So autumn is beautiful, only the poet understands
  No need to tax the veins of the poor ...
  God's Free Gift: Porphyry and Crimson
  And gold tarnishes when there is a ray on the leaves of the Sun.
  
  Flowers, withering, become brighter and more beautiful,
  Leaves fall like a lush prince carpet,
  Here is a brooch of emeralds with rubies in the autumn thicket -
  The Almighty artist, painted the pattern.
  
  And in every stroke these are the brushes of the Lord,
  I see love and desire to create an ideal...
  But strangely, our people live almost in the underworld,
  And the despot of finance cruelly fettered our wings.
  
  Our earth is fluffy and fat like fat,
  Enough in the bowels and in the mines of ore.
  But the evil oligarchs are not enough and not enough,
  People have been robbed, that everything is under the heel of need!
  
  But is it the Will of the Lord to endure such a thing?
  After all, God gave the Earth to work on it, old and young.
  And after all, before the Lord Christ - even the king is equal to the poor -
  The creator of the universe with the vile robber is crucified.
  
  Answer me angels, where is justice?
  That children are crying and dying of hunger, old people ...
  That the evil bourgeois are above the roof with gifts and mercy ...
  And for those who are kinder, there are only cones-debts left!
  
  But from the sky they did not wait for an answer,
  Probably God is in difficulty that he launched it like that ...
  But the truth is that the struggle will make life a paradise for us,
  And someone who is even in chains can become happy forever.
  This is how the girls sing very well. And their voices shimmer like the chime of icicles. This is really women.
  And their voices, in fact, are like streams of diamonds. And if they put them in, then from all over you can imagine in a big way.
  Warriors here show their transcendent and colossal level - the space age. And if they take it, everything will be much more serious and rude.
  And the bare, chiseled legs of the girls are at work. And they throw gifts of death with great, destructive force. And they do it without much ceremony.
  These are the girls here - super level!
  And bare, pink heels throw up peas of annihilation. And everything will be very beautiful and major.
  And the girls press the buttons with their scarlet breast nipples, and set in motion rocket launchers that destroy the positions of the orcs. And they do it without unnecessary delays and ceremonies.
  After which the girls begin to sing again;
  Snow pearls from the sea - shines brightly,
  The blizzard will spin the curls of the lambs ...
  Our Fatherland - faith-granite,
  If for the truth the orcs are not afraid!
  
  The clanging of metal, the creaks of rollers -
  Tanks are crawling through Elfia's borders!
  Let's build a comb of sharp bayonets,
  With a shout of "Hurray" we went on the attack!
  
  Neck tie the color of the dawn
  We were inspired to fight by an idea.
  There is only one choice - win or die,
  Here is a scarlet flag flying over the redoubt!
  
  Pale lips, a blizzard is blowing,
  The captive girl's hands were tied ...
  Oh, how merciless fate
  In severe frost, barefoot to the scaffold!
  
  But I didn't want to end up in a loop
  Gathered strength, clung to the German.
  There is no one stronger than us on Earth,
  We don't need your vile grace!
  
  So she died, gnawing her throat,
  The girl of the elves is Tanya Krasnova.
  But the path will lead us to Orklin,
  Let's build a world - a new one without violence!
  
  How many of my brothers died
  All volunteers, just boys.
  For the pioneers of the poor, barefoot -
  Crust for breakfast for dinner bumps!
  
  We are near Orklin, triumph is coming soon,
  The sign of the Komsomol member ignites the chest!
  Although the boots are unaccustomed and tight,
  But the color of May's happiness inspires!
  
  The Fuhrer is in hell, the hurricane has died down -
  Joy has come, the laughter of children is heard!
  The ashes of the underworld are sleeping,
  And over the Fatherland - the Red Sun!
  This is how the girls sing joyfully and furiously. And their voices are so beautiful and iridescent. Like streams flowing. Or fountains rush into the sky. And such girls conquer different countries. They have such daring and scope.
  Here comes an elf from the ninja family. She has two swords in her hands.
  And the warrior waved them. And four heads of Putin's bears were cut down at once. And they rolled on the grass.
  The ninja girl took it and threw a boomerang with her bare toes. It flew over and cut off the heads of the aggressive orcs. Literally knocked them out.
  This is a really barefoot and aggressive girl. Once it starts chopping, you can't stop it. And he will also take and spit with a poisonous needle. And it hits the orc general right in the eye. And Putin's bear is dead on its heels.
  Ninja girl squeaks:
  Glory to Zelensky, glory!
  Tanks are rushing forward ...
  Under the flag of the elven state,
  The girl is on the attack!
  These are really girls who are very good. And their feet are so bare and tanned. And they throw presents of death with aggressive and violent force.
  And after the line of Putin's bears is mowed down, the girls start singing again;
  Holy, Blessed Virgin Mary
  She gave birth to the Savior, gave us light.
  But your children are barefoot in winter -
  And in dirty basements we meet a hungry dawn!
  
  After all, how did it happen that the world is tormented by evil,
  That there are more poor people than in the grassy fields of locusts.
  That even plants freeze from the cold in May,
  What is the most common answer - if you are poor, then dance!
  
  It's a pity to give a copper penny to the rich,
  Although their mammon swollen to the limits of decency ...
  Their main mentor over us is an oak stick -
  But it will be a roar when the cock crows!
  
  The Lord commanded you to share the rich -
  So that there are no dead, and crying does not torment God's Hearing.
  Help who is weak - kind faces speak from the icons,
  If you are merciful - the lighthouse on the path to paradise has not gone out!
  
  But many mamons and souls and salvation are more precious,
  They say that gold will buy saints!
  A vile face swam from the fat of the usurer -
  And a heart without peace is cold granite!
  
  What is your pain to us - meager people?
  In palaces, we don"t even hear moans!
  Do you want shelter? Yes, you will have a shelter
  Under the prison roof in hard labor!
  
  Why give it to you, to us
  What have we successfully taken by force?
  You were nothing and forever nothing
  Not for you the sky was given!
  
  But death suddenly came to them,
  As the Almighty Creator taught!
  Now they're where Satan burns
  Where the traitor creaks and roars from suffering!
  
  So you decided the Almighty was joking -
  Saying, the generous will be exalted?
  And that Jesus himself the Creator incarnate,
  Was it not right to say that they would eat the belongings of evil mice?
  
  Repent, reading the prayer of Mary,
  And falling to his knees and repenting - groaning!
  When a child cries before you,
  And the barefoot girl is shaking from the cold!
  
  Take your tight and mean purse
  Yes, they sleep off the money with a smile.
  Then Jesus God of Love will guide
  And will not let you fall down the unsteady path!
  The girls sing so well and cool, and their voices are so radiant and iridescent that it feels like you are entering a real, and real paradise.
  And then the girls hit the orcs with the help of bare toes from howitzers. And tore at once fifty Putin's bears. And let's shred these clubfoot.
  The girls, of course, are of a combative and aggressive wave. And if their mouths open, it is only to whistle. And from the whistle of the girls, stunned crows fall on the heads of the orcs, breaking through their skulls.
  And there are many such crows and they are extremely lethal.
  The girls, as they take, and throw lemons with their bare, round heels.
  They will fly over the orcs and tear Putin's bears into small, bloody parts.
  The elf girl sang:
  - There is a big river of blood,
  Bald-headed Fuhrer clockwork ...
  But don't give in to him
  And throw Cain into the darkness!
  Here girls deal with orcs. And they fight with great fury and desperation. And show their greatest skill.
  But, of course, in any battle there is a place for a song;
  It's radiant what you've done
  Grace has been shed on the human race!
  It was you who gave the holy God
  Soul, joy, heart mercy!
  
  Lucifer, turning us to Sodom,
  A product of sin and pride!
  He raised the sword to the sacred throne of the Lord,
  And he decided that now he is omnipotent!
  
  Chorus after each verse;
  My God, how beautiful and pure you are,
  I believe that your rightness is infinite!
  You gave your glorious life on the cross
  And now in my heart you will be bitter forever!
  
  You are the Lord of beauty, joy, peace and love,
  The embodiment of boundless, bright light!
  You shed precious blood on the cross,
  Saved by the infinite sacrifice of the planet!
  
  Next come the couplets.
  Evil rages in rebellious hearts,
  Satan tears the human race with his claws!
  But death will be crushed to dust,
  And the Lord will be with us forever!
  
  The devil waged war against the Lord God.
  The enemy fought cruelly, insidiously!
  But with love Christ crushed Satan,
  On the cross, proving your truth!
  
  We must brothers merge into a single stream,
  Direct your heart, mind and feelings to Jesus!
  So that the Great God helps us to be saved,
  And forever and ever we will praise the Lord!
  
  So that the soul finds its peace forever,
  We must work in the harvest of the Lord with the whole world!
  And forever and ever Almighty we will be with you,
  I want to pray harder and harder!
  
  If you knocked down your legs - a carpet of velvet moss,
  Jesus will heal any pain instantly!
  After all, he sent the shore with golden sand,
  He is the owner of the Sun with the boundless universe!
  
  He created the heavens with his word
  He spread the stars of the sky in a big way!
  Jehovah love beauty,
  Him devotion, loyalty without fear!
  
  Without the Almighty there are no friends,
  Radiant icons of kind faces!
  Because I want more and more
  Jesus become a particle of flesh!
  
  Have mercy on God for our sinful debt,
  What, alas, we did not give to You!
  Although the time for repentance has passed,
  And already the abyss where the blooming gave!
  
  But the Lord gave his grace
  And he said - I forgive you orphans!
  I know you can't repay your debt,
  But there is a place for you in heaven!
  
  It's impossible to betray
  The ruler of the universe is harmless!
  And with your Orthodox hand,
  Brings us the wicked to the chambers!
  
  Will he tell him no?
  Ask for repentance!
  Patiently waiting for the Highest Answer,
  Forgive us, believe His desire!
  
  We decided to go to the torture,
  In order to strengthen your spirit!
  There is no other way for us fallen,
  To be eternally Almighty with You!
  
  Here it is, the hour of salvation is near,
  The Word of God will never break!
  What will happen to us
  And fly up, winged souls!
  
  It will be eternal what You have created,
  Infinite and wise ruler of the universe!
  You enlightened me with the streams of life,
  And I believe that our love will be true!
  That's how the girls sang well and with radiant voices thundering like copper. And it looked extremely cool.
  The elf took it and with her bare toes threw the killer gifts of annihilation. Like six with a rabid dog, killed Putin's bears scattered in different directions. And a crushing and destructive blow was dealt to the enemy.
  The girl took it and sang:
  People will be happy
  Happiness forever...
  The elves have power -
  The power is great!
  And now the girls will again take and nail the enemy with their strawberry, so appetizing and juicy nipples. And it's really going great.
  And the mass of Putin's bears burns in wild agony. And the girls are very happy and aggressive.
  And they can not be stopped by aggressive orcs. If they disperse, then nothing can stop them. These girls will show themselves.
  A warrior with lilac hair, crushing Putin's bears, issued:
  Evil orcs like Malyuta,
  Exterminate without a trace...
  But for some reason,
  But for some reason,
  Kindness prevails!
  Kindness prevails!
  . CHAPTER 18
  Vladimir Zelensky, who became the emperor of the elves, and a beautiful young man, gave orders and orders to his beautiful army. But here he is, too. And the time has come for Zelensky to fall asleep again. And in it to continue to perform feats, being a cute, barefoot boy.
  And that's great, too!
  And the elven emperor did this with great enthusiasm;
  Now the guys have dispersed in different directions in order to quickly complete the grinding of the ranks of the army of the Land of the Rising Sun covering the approaches to Port Arthur. Kuropatkin still hesitated with the order to start the assault, although a tricolor trecolor was installed on the High mountain by a military couple, they just painted the cardboard and now it is perfectly visible during the day. But the former defense minister was still hesitant. Although at the same time Kuropatkin was not a coward. During the war of 1877-1878, he showed extraordinary courage.
  Yes, and to improve the life of ordinary soldiers as Minister of Defense, he did a lot, he was not noticed in theft. Although the combat capability of the army did not grow much under him. But he did not have Suvorov's decisiveness or even adventurism. Alexander Suvorov fought very boldly, constantly balancing on the verge of complete defeat. However, the intuition given by nature made it possible to predict the enemy's reciprocal steps, his reaction and win victories. This is in the style of Tal, who made incorrect sacrifices, risking defeat, but in most cases he won ... But the best chess players in the world saw through Tal.
  Probably, if Suvorov had lived longer and had he fought Napoleon, he would have been beaten. But the Turkish army, with which Alexander Vasilyevich fought, was already too backward from all points of view, and commanders were not appointed at all by commanding qualities.
  And during the war with the French, the Frogs have too young command and an excessive underestimation of the bear army.
  Kuropatkin was generally afraid to attack, preferring to sit on the defensive. Calculating it is clear that the enemy will grind himself on the redoubts. With such a commander, the war was lost.
  And Leia and Vladimir Zelensky came under fire... They were rescued, however, by their speed, when the immortal warriors burst into the bastions and were already grinding everyone inside, almost impenetrable skin and, of course, the ability to recover almost instantly.
  Zelensky, chopping down another Japanese general, growled a phrase from "Highlander", while spitting blood:
  - There must be only one!
  The samurai fell from the blows, and the bare feet of the terminator boy left behind a whole pattern of jumping and twisting footprints.
  Beauty Leia, clearing another reinforced concrete fort, blew up ammunition, forcing thousands of powerful guns to fly into the air. Following his girlfriend, Vladimir Zelensky repeated a similar maneuver.
  Leah approved:
  - You're doing great, kid!
  The invincible warrior replied:
  Better to learn than to relearn!
  Powerful explosions of the bastions did not go unnoticed in the ranks of the Russian army. Lieutenant General Zeleny reported to Adjutant General Kuropatkin:
  - Your Excellency. According to our information, the battle has been in full swing in the enemy citadel for a long time, and even several bastions have definitely exploded!
  Kuropatkin replied languidly:
  - Calmness, only calmness!
  Well, just like Carleson, whose roof was torn off its hinges. Although the situation just requires drastic measures. General Zeleny and Kondratenko insist:
  - You need to strike immediately!
  Kuropatkin looked through the glasses at both generals. Green is still young, and looks even younger than his years, fast impetuous. Kondratenko is the brother of the hero of Port Arthur, also from the young generation of capable bosses. Of course, such falcons are eager to fight. Moreover, there is a categorical order of the Emperor and Sovereign of All Russia, Nicholas II - to immediately storm the citadel city. And it"s a no brainer that the royal treasury will not be able to withstand the burden of such a difficult war for a long time.
  However - not knowing the ford, do not go into the water! It is necessary to figure out what is what and where who is attacking.
  Kuropatkin asked Kondratenko:
  - And what Japanese units fired?
  The general clearly stated:
  - The scouts report that angels have appeared - a beautiful young man and a girl with golden hair, who move at an incredible speed, that when they are cut they cannot be seen.
  Kuropatkin crossed himself three times at a frantic pace and muttered:
  - So it turns out to be angels again?
  General Zeleny stamped his heel on the floor.
  - Yes exactly! Heavenly Hundred!
  Kuropatkin even whistled:
  - Wow! The Lord does not leave Russia!
  Kondratenko pointedly said:
  - We must immediately attack the enemy field marshal! Or we ourselves will go on the offensive!
  Kuropatkin said languidly:
  - No sir. I give orders ... Since God decided to help us, it's a sin to let the soldiers into the meat grinder!
  Kondratenko logically remarked:
  - Even in Israel, the Almighty God demanded that the Jews also fight, and not get everything for nothing and without a fight!
  The field marshal replied:
  - But the Apostle Paul said that the service of God does not require human hands!
  Already General Zeleny flared up:
  - Why then are you higher Excellency, constantly cross yourself, especially when shells are exploding nearby!
  Kuropatkin was already beginning to get angry:
  Because everything happens according to the will of God. So let's do a prayer service first. And you will dare to arrest both!
  The idea to hold a prayer service as a whole looked interesting. Let the cherubs take the rap for everyone.
  Vladimir the tomboy and Leia are already a little tired, and most of the work has already been done. So why not freshen up at sea, and not a good scold squadron of Togo. After all, she, too, can open fire, including from twelve-inch guns. And this is a caliber of 306 millimeters, which can cause significant losses to the assault troops.
  True, the Japanese in this case will have to fire almost blindly, through the ridge. And they will be able to hit with direct fire only when the battle goes into the city limits.
  The main target is four ironclads with twelve-inch guns on board.
  Leia, shaking off the sticky bone crumbs, suggested:
  "Maybe we can even out our chances a little. Togo has superiority in gun combat over Rozhdestvensky's squadron, approximately 1.8 to 1. There we will slightly equalize the balance of power.
  Vladimir Zelensky asked the warrior Leia:
  - Let's start with the flagship?
  The princess replied:
  - Do not start with the most delicious! Fortunately, there is no need to look for a squadron. Let's flip the first two armadillos here.
  Vladimir the tomboy chuckled, pointing his sword at the Nutili ship, exclaiming cheerfully:
  - And this is mine!
  Leia suggested to her partner:
  - But let's lie down in the water for half an hour to recover.
  It really doesn't hurt to rest. And Volodymyr Zelenskyy did not lose time during the brief pause. In particular, it was possible to consider something interesting.
  The conspirators gathered in the basement. An electric lamp under the ceiling casts ominous shadows. The famous bald head of Lenin shines dimly, next to it is the shaggy Koba, better known to the world as Stalin, then a naval officer in a neat uniform, still little-known Lieutenant Schmit, with a smart beard Bukharin.
  Trotsky is not enough for a complete collection, but so far he and Lenin are at odds. And so the most influential Bolsheviks gathered, ready to arrange a revolution or a coup, just to get power.
  Lenin was the first to speak.
  - Archivally important comrades, at any cost to prevent the victory of the Autocracy in its unjust war with Japan. The cause of the revolution demands it!
  Bukharin, clapping his hands and shaking the black beard that adorned his still young face, confirmed:
  - Yes, we must not give the autocracy the slightest chance. Let this smell of treason, but I will say Mikado is the best and main ally of the Bolsheviks and world communism!
  Koba Joseph muttered angrily:
  - Well said! Although this does not smell like treason, but there is already treason itself!
  Lenin, who then bore the pseudonym Karpov, remarked:
  - For the sake of the world revolution sometimes you have to make sacrifices. Including sacrificing a part of conscience and one's own soul. - Ulyanov uncorked, unscrewing the head with German beer. For eloquence, the throat should be refreshed. He took a couple of sips and continued. - Do you think it is pleasant for me to wish evil and defeat to my own country. However, to be frank, a revolution is possible only in the event of a serious weakening of the autocracy regime. And what can weaken the autocracy more than a defeat in a war?
  Koba nodded in agreement.
  - Yes, nothing ... Sometimes the highest goal requires sacrifice and considerable sacrifice!
  Lenin continued the philosophy:
  - So, we will not discuss the morality and philosophy of atheism. The main thing is not that. It is clear that the work we are embarking on will lead to the liberation of the working people and slaves of all countries and the whole world. And the fact that all the losses of our state and other peoples will be compensated a hundredfold. - Ulyanov paused and added in a different tone. - And what specific steps can we take to defeat the Autocracy, hated by the people and us?
  Here Lieutenant Schmid raised a thin voice:
  - I think to begin with undermine the Trans-Siberian Railway in several places at once. This will have a fatal effect on the supply of the tsarist troops in Manchuria.
  Koba grinned like a fox.
  - Bravo boy is doing well!
  Ulyanov severely threatened the "wonderful Georgian" with his finger:
  - Don't be silly! A very pretentious proposal. You can pretty much spoil Kuropatkina.
  Schmid continued:
  - In general, my plan provides for raising an uprising on all ships of the Black Sea Fleet. Then the army will go over to the side of the working people and the autocracy will collapse at once!
  Koba chuckled ironically.
  - Yes, soon the cancer will whistle on the mountain!
  - Koba stop! - Lenin barked and added. - It is really necessary to prepare and carry out an uprising in the Black Sea. And when the beaten Kuropatkin runs away from Port Arthur, the rebellion in the entire army will become real!
  Schmid balked:
  - Yes, we will do it, as in spirit!
  Bukharin took the floor:
  - Our most numerous ally on Earth. The peasants, having revolted, will be able to tie down all the forces of the Autocracy. We need to send our agitators to the villages, demanding that the peasants be given not only land, but also estates, everything that belongs to the landowners!
  Koba interrupted ironically:
  - Including their wives and daughters!
  Bukharin chuckled.
  - And this too! As simple as Emelyan Pugachev did - the head will be chopped, the bar will be hung up, and their good will be taken away and divided equally!
  Ulyanov approved this call:
  - Right! Let's hang them all! All the way to the North Pole!
  Koba suggested:
  - It is necessary to use the robber element as actively as possible. In particular, the strongest and most successful revolutionaries appear and emerge from criminals.
  Bukharin nodded vigorously.
  - That's it! We will crush them all with criminality!
  Ulyanov slammed his fist on the table:
  - Terror, terror and once again revolutionary terror!
  It was not possible to examine the further conversation of the "magnificent four". Waking up, it was necessary to move to the practical plane of the implementation of the winning strategy. In particular, clear the armadillos from the teams.
  Zelensky swam to his goal, and Leia to his. The guys, using their fingers and toes, instantly climbed onto their victim ships.
  Vladimir the tomboy no longer felt the brakes, as he began to cut everyone in a row. It is not difficult to take a ship, essentially a battleship class, for boarding. Unless, of course, you are more than human. And so run and cut. And with such supernatural speed, no one has a chance to resist you. The fighters of the country of the Rising Sun, again wallow chopped, and the plan for a pair of terminators is simple. Get to the ammunition compartment, then blow up the ammunition in such a way that the boilers are also covered. After that, the damaged ship will have no choice but to go to the bottom.
  Vladimir Zelensky, cutting and nailing with a sword, broke through to the ammunition. Well, then for him there are separate bullets that the boy knocks down on the fly, or even throws back at the enemy. It is not difficult to transfer the ammunition to the hold so that the bottom of the battleship is also blown up with its physical strength.
  The steel deck heated in the March sun pleasantly tickles the bare soles of the terminator boy. And high-explosive hefty shells stuffed with shimoza pull off the shoulders. You jump down, ignoring the spiral staircase, and you're in the right place. Now it will smash the partitions and the boilers will explode, having made such holes that even this hulk will not survive.
  Interesting this thing is a Japanese armadillo. The ship is spacious and wide, the armor is thick, which covers the decks. And the long and thick barrels of cannons, capable of hitting for a couple of tens of kilometers, or even more ... It's a pity, but you have to send it to the bottom ...
  There was an explosion, and the metal of the breaking deck slammed into the boy's legs, throwing him high above the surface. After that, the kid flopped into the water and vigorously paddled, trying to get away from the whirlpool. After all, such a colossus is sinking.
  And Leia's armadillo split: cleanly worked and synchronously. Now it's time to sink the surviving two armored battlecruisers. Letting Togo, who caused so much trouble to the Russian fleet, also goes to the bottom. This will become a science for all those who come to the land of your Motherland with weapons in their hands.
  Volodymyr Zelensky vigorously rakes the water with his hands and whistles:
  - You will defeat the Japanese! This is not a crazy game for you!
  That's exactly the same as last time, almost without touching the metal and take off the armor on the deck. There you begin to chop into cabbage, such slow samurai. Probably, even a spider stuck in resin is a hundred times faster than these insects from the Land of the Rising Sun. Here you rush and chop off arms, legs, heads ... And they only settle. At best, one of them manages to say:
  - Banzai!
  Vladimir the tomboy chuckles and shows them his nose:
  - Banzai don't dare!
  Then repeat the previous combination. However, for a change, Zelensky swiftly aimed the already loaded twelve-inch gun and loaded the charge into the nearest battlecruiser. The hit turned out to be accurate, and a high-explosive Japanese charge caused a large fire on the deck.
  The young warrior noticed that indeed, when the product of the industry of the country of the Rising Sun hits, a lot of fire and smoke comes out. Which, of course, makes it easier to shoot. Given that the samurai have been at war with Russia for a long time, their combat squadron really has a qualitative superiority.
  Is it true how much the Japanese can achieve by losing all their capital ships?
  Togo's flagship belatedly signals withdrawal. But this is really a solution that does not bring benefits. A huge battleship explodes, and two seconds later, the ship on which Vladimir Zelensky is located is also torn apart. And again, both brave warriors are thrown out by a shock wave ...
  Leia yells at the top of her lungs:
  - Sea hockey masts: Russia against Japan - the score is four to zero!
  Indeed, now Japan does not have a single battleship in service. True, as many as eight cruisers of the linear class. And there is a choice, to drown them or not to drown?
  Zelensky decided logically:
  - Strike while the iron is hot! That is, we drown them!
  Leia agreed with this decision:
  - Why trifle. Maybe there won't be a next time for us!
  Vladimir the tomboy logically objected:
  - I think it will! God loves trinity!
  But still he swam. They can return to the fortress-citadel at night. It won't get away from them. And if Kuropatkin takes the stronghold without their participation, then so much the better. Indeed, not everything should be done by them alone. It"s even interesting what descendants will say about this strange war with Japan? They will consider it a glorious deed, or vice versa, they will boo it, as it was won at the expense of exclusively supernatural forces!
  But Zelensky easily overtook his next victim, the battlecruiser. Outwardly, they are somewhat different from armadillos. In particular, a little less armor and ten-inch guns instead of twelve-inch ones, but driving performance is much better. But these are also vessels of the linear class. And then there are medium and light cruisers.
  The young man then changed tactics a little and, having cut down the samurai sailors, undermined the ammunition load so that the battlecruiser buried its nose in the water and went, thus, to the bottom not immediately, but gradually turning over.
  Perhaps Vladimir Zelensky wanted to save at least part of the crew from death in this way. Indeed, where could he put so many explosives ... Leia tilted her cruiser aboard.
  The girl proudly celebrated her success, and her partner too:
  - Score six - zero!
  Zelensky sang:
  - And the samurai flew to the ground, under the pressure of steel and fire!
  New maritime victims ... Yes, under an unlucky star, it seems that the Japanese who went on this campaign were born. And even the eight million gods in their Shinto religion don't help them.
  To Vladimir the tomboy, the battlecruiser appears to be a piece of cardboard that needs to be sunk. He even decided to try a slightly different tactic, namely, penetrating into the hold, cut the bottom there with swords. After all, he has magic metal, captured from ninjas and sorcerers. And that means you have to have an operation.
  And what is it ... It turns out, the linear iron bursts ... It is necessary to flood three compartments for a guarantee. The terminator boy declares with a grin:
  - Here we are that ships ...
  In order to sink a battlecruiser with sword strikes, you really need to have superhuman strength and extraordinary imagination.
  Leah prefers the simpler way, arguing that repetition is the mother of learning. And if so, then the enemy will be flooded with an explosion.
  The warrior goddess raises her thumb and says:
  - It's already eight zero!
  Zelensky exclaims:
  "But it's downright adorable!"
  There are four more victims left ... They need to be sunk somehow, so that this is not too commonplace. Come up with something special, unique. And the guys, without saying a word, act as follows. Namely, they capture the control rudders ... After all, the ships are good and so they are in full swing, which means it is not so difficult to deal with it. And so you grab the control rudders and go to ram ... Battle cruisers are new ships, but there are many obsolete vessels in the Japanese fleet that have no chance of getting away from a straight ram. And if at high speed ships collide in the sea, and even from metal?
  Then the following happens, a terrible roar, the rattle of armor, the steel sheets of both vessels burst. Dozens and hundreds of sailors with twisted yellow faces rush along the broken decks, their narrow eyes crawl out onto their foreheads, and streams of vomit and blood fly out of their jaws with broken teeth.
  And the Japanese fighters fall overboard, fall into the foaming streams that devour them all at once. And the ships begin to sink quickly, dragging many lives into the depths.
  Leia said with a smile.
  - It's good that the Japanese don't take women and children on board.
  Zelensky readily agreed with this:
  - Yes, the cult of the Amazons did not take root among the samurai. True, they seem to have female ninjas!
  The young warrior goddess summed up:
  - Twelve zero in our favor ... But there are still two last daylilies left. What to do with them?
  Vladimir the tomboy simply suggested:
  - Let's take them to the port of Dalniy. It is now under the control of the Russians, and two magnificent, newest cruisers will greatly decorate our fleet!
  Leia most readily agreed with this:
  - Yes, and this is the best solution!
  Although the Japanese are famous for being inflexible fighters, the moral effect of the furious blows of two superangels exceeded the wildest expectations. Indeed, if you have to fight not with people, but with creatures similar to the most real gods, and maybe even demiurges, then courage even to the fighters of the Land of the Rising Sun may fail.
  Therefore, after Leya on one cruiser, and Grishka on the other, they cut off the most zealous officers, other sailors and mechanics considered it good to obey these superbeings. And both battlecruisers headed for the port of Dalniy, which the Japanese gave up after their recent defeat without a fight by the Russian army.
  Volodymyr Zelenskyy thought that after all, the authority of a striking force is authority. For example, during the Battle of Khalkhin Gol, how much of a formidable Soviet army was able to capture the Japanese? According to Soviet data, 476 people, according to other later calculations, about 200, and as a result of mutual exchange, only 88 were returned to the Japanese, that is, so few returned to their homeland.
  That is, the samurai showed firmness. Having lost, according to Soviet data, about twenty thousand people were killed.
  For comparison, the Soviet army lost almost as many dead (not counting those who died in captivity) during the Second World War as prisoners.
  And this despite the fact that the NKVD brutally cracked down on the families of those who surrendered.
  So, the resilience of Japanese soldiers is not exaggerated. During the Russo-Japanese War, the Japanese lost a hundred times fewer soldiers as prisoners of war than the Russians!
  But, true, this is partly due to the fact that the Russian army has not won a single major battle. And without victories, there are no prisoners.
  However, it happens that the advancing army also has many soldiers captured.
  Zelensky told Leah through a primitive walkie-talkie:
  - Maybe we"ll still raise the white flag, otherwise they will drown us7
  Leia replied:
  - It's a shame to swim under the white flag. Better let's tricolor Russian over your head!
  The young warrior remarked:
  - And, in my opinion, Andreevsky with a cross will be more successful!
  With a score of fourteen zero, the sea masts with Japan are completed and now you can not only take the captured ships to yourself, but also sing. Volodymyr Zelenskyy sang the winning song at the top of his lungs:
  Seas, oceans, large expanses -
  We plowed them under the tricolor flag!
  The fighters conquered the prushing mountains,
  The eagles resounded with a roar of victory!
  
  The planet recognized the Russian warriors,
  Swords, bayonets hit the enemies!
  We were able to throw off the yoke of fascism from half the world,
  Finished the tread with a victory in Berlin!
  
  The Nazis pinned down on hunchbacked tanks,
  They threaten to destroy all Russian fields!
  But the damned freaks are threshed hard,
  To live happily for our children without a yoke!
  
  We are the children of the Fatherland, which is above all in the world,
  They were born, kneading kumach with their bare feet!
  The Almighty interceded for us in battle,
  And God brought May to blossoming in joy!
  
  There is no share of a fighter, and a loftier heart,
  What gives a dream, and a new birth!
  Open the glorious door to immortality,
  But if you are sitting in an ambush, be quiet!
  
  There are wolves and sheep, but you are the shepherds of the universe,
  And the share you have to convey to the descendants of the order!
  To conduct business, until the end of creation,
  So that the eternal fire in your heart of love does not go out!
  
  Who knows where the enemy's bullet will stop the soldier,
  But still, in battle, death is better than rotten diseases!
  And if he died, then your friend will crush the adversary,
  She won't endure it, because barefoot girls are being driven into captivity!
  
  O Russian fate, war and fire after war,
  Who wants to rest, there is no place for those, know in paradise!
  Here infernal Sam entered into an agreement with Satan,
  To threaten: I will bring down the atom and break the hail!
  
  But against missiles, there will also be protection,
  And a nuclear bomb will not bang Moscow ...
  We can get the parasite on the tanks,
  And boring songs about the fallen drive me into depression!
  
  Selling for a penny is not a Russian share,
  After all, each of us is a great warrior!
  Do not believe that God has already placed us in the role,
  In fact, you yourself howl decide how cool!
  
  There were failures, there were defeats,
  It happened like hares from terrible wolves to retreat!
  But if the war starts, we will be again,
  Smash in a hellish rhythm cruel monsters army!
  
  Not for the sake of war, we, believe me, are starting a game,
  We have no other calling than to be nice friends!
  We are a brotherly people, not Abel and Cain,
  For us, a bird is a song, and not at all fat game!
  . CHAPTER #19
  Vladimir Zelensky again jumped in a dream to another line of vision. And there he is also a very cool, barefoot, and very aggressive boy. Just in a slightly different world. And I must say this is extremely cool, and really cool.
  Vladimir Zelensky became thoughtful, the way to attack the guards looked very tempting, to kill them, using two swords, thereby freeing the slaves. On the other hand, he risked his head, valuable for the uprising, moreover, it is not known whether he can cope alone. After all, there are hundreds of them around, and he himself is actually a boy, albeit a very strong one.
  Perhaps these hesitation would have taken a long time, as the humiliated prince stopped and asked the overseer, in a defiant tone:
  - Judging by the sun, it's time for us to have lunch.
  He got angry:
  - Yes, it"s not for you to tell us the goldfinch! There is an order from the connection with the uprising to reduce your rations, and we follow this command, puppy!
  - Further, the overseer began to beat the already bloodied prince. Nearby, the same executioners beat ten-year-old newcomers, the boys, exhausted by hard work, fell down and were now thrashed with the clear intention of slaughtering them to the end. The lashes lashed the lean backs of the hungry boys, then the fiends beat the children's legs and the children's bare heels, scratched and knocked down on rubble. The guys were lying on sharp stones, and they were brutally beaten and trampled under foot. Six-handed did not know pity, breaking bones. Here even Vladimir the tomboy could not stand it:
  - You bastards! Especially aliens! - So mock children! As he spoke, he jumped into their crowd with one move, Angry Windmill, knocking down two multi-armed bastards.
  Outwardly, a young man of forty-five years old, looked like boys and looked no more than fourteen years old, the same half-naked scratched by bushes, he is like a rebellious slave. Anger increased his strength, and the boy cut down the mighty guards with one swing. The blades were bloodied at once, the fighting Vladimir Zelensky jumped up and kicked using karate techniques from man-made galaxies, knocking out opponents. Deftly dodging, he charged the commander of the overseers Beder Aslafana with his foot in a gallop, breaking his jaw, blood spattered. Then, in a rage, he hacked to death on the move four fighters, three six-armed and one person, or rather a monster in human flesh.
  The boys accepted his appearance with joy and jubilantly rushed at the nearest jailers. They knocked them down in a crowd, took away their weapons and killed them, stabbing the victims, or breaking their blunt heads with sledgehammers. The prince was one of the first to join the fight, using a long chain, the boy slammed it into the head of the nearest guard. Broken brains flew off. In excitement he shouted:
  - The rebels came to our aid, now the power will return to the rightful throne.
  The rest of the boys did not give a damn about power or how legal the claims of the half-naked, more than once beaten heir to the throne were from a legal point of view. The boys just fought, because they only wanted freedom, and deal with the hated oppressors.
  - Long live the new world! Glory to the forever freed slaves Natasha and Alice! one of the rebel boys shouted.
  The rest took it in stride. The overseers are usually so bold and tough in front of the weak, they began to scatter, they were pursued, the younger fighters threw themselves at their feet, threw stones. The prince personally hurled a boulder that blew off half of Captain Hatarare's head.
  We will win, they shouted.
  But Vladimir Zelensky had a bad time, he was attacked by a whole dozen well-trained fighters from among the mercenaries. They managed to wound the young man, and damage one of the legs. Limping brave Vladimir the tomboy retreated, he understood that he was in danger of death, however, having made a lunge, he managed to knock down two more opponents, using the "fallen butterfly" technique.
  Nevertheless, they pressed him, again wounded, this time in the shoulder, however, in a slip, the young man managed to jump back. Here they are, veterans, already having considerable experience in battles, came from the back, with a sharp lunge almost breaking through the shoulder blade. At the same time, the young rebel dropped his sword, and his right half turned out to be completely unarmed. Then Zelensky, remembering how he was taught, grabbed a stone with his toes and threw it in the face of a gorilla with six arms.
  The blow hit exactly in the eye, the monster roared, dropping its swords. The fearless Zelensky picked up the longest shiny blade and struck right in the heart. Then he exclaimed:
  - That's how you get a monster!
  The others were a little confused, and the guy cut off the heads of three more, forcing the rest to go on the defensive.
  When you have the initiative, everything seems very simple, the enemy is not at all dangerous and you just have to finish him off. Here one fighter fell with a severed head, then another with a broken heart. Then the young man, dodging with a graceful trick, cut off the triple cross, first the hand, then the throat, and with the next edge of the sword he cut him in the back of the head. Then he jumped and thumped in the chest, breaking bones with his legs. The attackers were taken aback, despite their experience, because this is a shock guard detachment that was sent to catch the leaders of the rebels, and not just guard the quarries. Yes, the mercenaries were amazed, as it is actually still a boy, defeating a whole group of not weak men.
  - You are a fiend! - Said one of them. "Where did the devil teach you to fight like that?"
  - In the manger! - Boldly answered the brave warrior Vladimir Zelensky.
  - We will seize you, take you prisoner and we will not kill you, but we will put you in a chain and work with a whip on the back. Another warrior said. By this time, the slaves had killed the overseers and, seeing that the young man was fighting alone with the crowd, Zelensky came to the rescue.
  The sadistic scoundrels and the mercenaries-guards rushed to run, the nimble boys overtook them, killing them, smashing them in the back, using the captured swords.
  Vladimir Zelensky was ahead of them all, and since the entire detachment was severely punished for escaping, the slaves rarely fled, so most of them were without chains - they took care of the metal, and shackles are expensive. This gave mobility to the bodies hardened in hard work, the overseers, on the contrary, were, as a rule, old and lazy, which explained the easy victory won over them. Only mercenaries could pose a serious danger, but Zelensky has already dealt with them. The boy even said:
  - There is nothing more dangerous than your own fear, no walls or guards can save you from it, and only faith and will can overcome timidity!
  Having finished off the last opponent with four hands, Zelensky wiped his thickly bloody swords on the grass. Then he moved towards the guys. Although many especially young men over sixteen years of age were taller and larger than him, they parted with respect. The prince, he was the size of a tomboy Vladimir, asked first.
  - Are you from the army of forerunner messiahs?
  - Yes, I am the commander of one of the units! Zelensky said proudly and pompously added. - And what a fighter you yourself saw!
  - And I'm a prince, and I have serious rights to the throne. - Said a barefoot young dignitary.
  "And whoever but you knows this!" - Vladimir Zelensky asked, twisting his face in an ironic grin.
  The prince looked around, seeking support from the guys. They turned away and were embarrassed. But the august lady with a slashed back and a loincloth did not give up:
  - And yet I am the rightful heir to the throne and have been waiting for a long time for release, as well as people loyal to me who will put legitimate power on the throne.
  Vladimir Zelensky, who knew his own worth, snorted contemptuously and said in the loud voice of a born commander:
  - Personally, I do not need power, but you, if you really want to. - And he added ironically, pointing to the boy's right ankle, rubbed with a steel ring of chains. "However, you are nothing, except for the sign of a runaway convict, no different from other boys who believe that you are the heir.
  The prince was also a little embarrassed here, but tried to maintain a confident tone:
  - My portrait and my documents, witnesses, in the end, should be preserved.
  The young leader of the rebels replied dryly:
  - Let's check. We'll definitely check it out!
  The appearance of another contender for the throne did not please the ambitious Zelensky, he understood that this could only give rise to new problems.
  Soon they were overtaken by a succession of guys on small horses, as well as rushing at a run. The young man greeted them, the rebellious slaves mingled with them. Then they moved forward, freeing the girls. These young ladies were also exploited mercilessly, and many even died from beatings. The guys killed the guards with one swoop, and then removed the chains from the children. Then he went to the vanguard of the detachment, followed by Natasha and Alice. A little further, Angelica, who received a lower rank in the eyes of the people, but the largest and strongest of them. With a height of ninety-three meters, and no less than a centner in weight, she really looked more like an Amazon than a saint. Yes, and in her hair the color of a blazing flame there is too much infernal, like devils. But the honey blondes Natasha and Alice with angelic faces, slender figures despite all the muscles, fit much better into the people's ideas about messengers from heaven. About Maria and Lada. The girls walked, in fact, ran barefoot along a rocky road (as it should be for the forerunner goddesses of Christian saints, by the way!), Young Alice was especially excited, she was the best sniper of all times and peoples, and plus the Second World War, really wanted to cut herself.
  Indeed, when you hit with a blade, the sword feels much more alive and sharper than the trigger of a sniper rifle.
  They met more serious resistance near the silver spears. There was a whole army regiment here. Born scout Volodymyr Zelensky was again the first, climbing a tree, he saw how thousands of older girls and women were working. All of them, of course, muscular and thin slaves, you can"t work up fat during such work, and they feed mainly on rotten vegetables and fruits, which grow in abundance in such a mild climate. The women are also sweaty and half-naked for the most part in only loincloths, the eternal teenager Slava involuntarily admired the strong breasts of the girls, as well as the bare chocolate and slender legs, but then drove away the obsession. He put his fist under his own breath and exhorted:
  - This is not the time to indulge in sweet dreams, we must first release them.
  The young man, however, did not dare to attack first, although he was outraged that the overseers roughly felt the girls, pulled their hair, and beat them with whips.
  - Here are the bastards! - Whispered the young warrior ..
  They, Zelensky himself and the terminator girls crawled up to the enemies slowly, trying not to be noticed. A couple of dogs really could have raised the alarm, but they were lassoed and stabbed to death. Volodymyr Zelensky personally jumped behind his back and laid down two hours, Alisa and Natasha took two more, and outwardly massive Anzhelika cut off three at once with the speed of a cobra. Now nothing could stop the rebels. Having crossed the rampart, they fell like an avalanche on the camp, the massacre and felling began. Alice used the Marmot Cultivator move, spreading her two long swords wide and cutting large spaces. Such a bold tactic, could not but be crowned with success, the soldiers lay down on it like rye under a sickle. Natasha, Anzhelika and Vladimir Zelensky, however, were not inferior to her in valor, one went on the right flank, the other on the left. The commander of the regiment, Count Fillit, not wanting to accept a shameful defeat, especially since boys and a few girls mostly fought against them, attacked the most fragile of the warriors Alice with a dozen selected warriors.
  The nobleman roared like an enraged elephant:
  - You blond bitch will get it now.
  - And you seem to be a count, but you haven"t learned how to talk to ladies. - The girl jumped and tried to punch him in the groin, but missed and landed in the stomach covered with armor, not carefully dislocating the big toe.
  - What thighs the warrior muttered, looking at the bare-legged mission. - His momentary absent-mindedness was worth the head, the charming Alice's sword is ruthless.
  Then the girl stepped aside, jumping away like a panther.
  - Clamp it harder, cover yourself with shields, you need to take it into the ring. - Commanded by Phyllit, the count himself is a very experienced warrior, and one of the best blades of the empire. Making a swift lunge, he caught Alice, scratching her barely covered thigh.
  - And you ham! - The girl hits the shield with a roundhouse and cuts from above with a sword. But it is her strong blow that overturns the count, thereby saving his life. Then Alice changes tactics, beats the warrior standing on the right, cutting off the back of the head.
  - Here they beat in Russian! She says and clicks her tongue.
  The fighters scatter, but the dexterous officer, falling, beats her with a saber on her bare calves.
  - Damn it! - The girl screams and tries to get into the viper that stung her. But the officer leaves, the other soldiers cover him with shields. Then Alice dives, with one sword she beats in the head, the second in the legs. Several fighters wallow in hems.
  - Trees to cut, harder! - Says, baring her teeth Alice. Then she jumps again and on the fly cuts off two more heads, and, as if with a bare heel carved from marble, she hit the helmet so hard that her vertebrae broke. Then he plays a double somersault, ending up behind the soldiers, and cuts, crushes them in the rear.
  The outcome of the battle, however, is not clear, since it is difficult for children to defeat heavier warriors chained in armor, though mobility plays a big role here, and speed quite often beats mass. In addition, for the smallest boys and girls, Vladimir Zelensky came up with a simple but effective weapon, a slingshot with a poisoned needle. At not the greatest distance, it is not so difficult to hit an unprotected face or hands, feet. Yes, and in the heat it is inconvenient to wear heavy armor, many warriors fight without them, as a result of which they are vulnerable. Rebel fighter Volodymyr Zelensky is as fast as the wind, bucks and kicks in the head, then beats back with two swords at once and jumps again with a knee to the chin. The jaw cracked. Next fights the contender for the crown. Unlike Zelensky, his skin even on his chest is covered with whip marks, how often he was flogged, however, the prince fences with two swords very gracefully, it is clear that he was taught by the best teachers. True, he is not as fast as Vladimir Zelensky, due to the lack of biological engineering, and the unique space school of fencing, but his speed is enough to win.
  - You fight like a prince! - Marked, grinning, Vladimir Zelensky. - Only now your family is not known to me, and what rights does it have to the throne?
  The young heir to the throne quickly replied:
  - The most direct and true. Our clan is older than the current royal family, my ancestors were the first settlers in this territory.
  Distracted by the conversation, the prince missed one blow, the blood stained his cheek. In annoyance, the boy cursed.
  Zelensky warns:
  - Wow, and die not for long, be careful your highness.
  The prince is not quite out of place, maybe the enthusiasm for the battle affects, replies:
  "I promise that I will rule fairly.
  Vladimir Zelensky sighs heavily:
  - Alas, all monarchs take such oaths, but not all keep.
  Here the prince, who recently got out of slavery, or rather, without five minutes, a slave, as he blurts out:
  - I like you, I will make you my favorite page, or rather the main one over all pages!
  Vladimir the tomboy only giggled at this:
  - It's very flattering! But that doesn't interest me. I prefer complete freedom to a golden cage.
  The prince appreciated the frankness:
  - You're a very brave boy like your name!
  The young man answered, finishing off the semblance of a gorilla:
  - Vladimir, and the name is Zelensky.
  The prince is about to shout:
  - So Sokolik, Zelensky, now you are a duke! - Pathetic gesture. "Listen, speak Pantokrator, the rightful emperor of Harmony!" An official decree will be released on this tomorrow.
  Volodymyr Zelensky, not distinguished by tact, remarked:
  "But your Majesty, as long as you don"t have a kingdom, and such mercy in the mouth of a boy who looks like a slave, looks like a mockery.
  The prince snorted contemptuously.
  - You are also dressed like a slave, only the skin is too smooth. You have never been hurt.
  Vladimir Zelensky giggled in response, licked the blood from his cheek:
  - Wounded more than once. It surprises many, but the scars on me disappear.
  The prince was surprised
  - Are you a sorcerer?
  Vladimir Zelensky confirmed:
  - They almost changed my nature!
  Then a musket shot rang out, and the bullet hit the tough warrior Slava in the stomach. The boy exclaimed:
  - Oh, how painful! And why did I talk.
  - This is a mortal wound, they die from it, long and painfully. The prince said with sympathy.
  - But not for me! It will heal in a few hours, you just need to take out the bullet.
  Writhing in suffering, Volodymyr Zelensky jumped back and, overcoming severe pain, put his hands into the hole made by a piece of metal.
  It was not easy to pick up a bullet, fingers slipped in the blood, natural dexterity helped out. Yes, regrown nails, too, that's when you rejoice that you have not settled among the nobles. The piece of lead was somewhat flattened and was hot. Zelensky muttered:
  - I'll hide it, then pour out a heart as a memory of the exploits in this hemisphere.
  In his absence, the sent soldiers tried to go on the counteroffensive.
  But then reinforcements brave Maxim came up to the rebels, on a horse-lizard, together with Angelica, broke into the ranks. His swords clicked like lightning. Outwardly resembling a modest teenage boy, Maxim Generalov this time nevertheless put on boots pointed with steel plates, and therefore each of his blows was fatal. Although it is unpleasant in such blocks in the climate of equatorial Africa, effective defeat is ensured:
  - As in all Russian fairy tales, Saint Maxim appears and, attacking with a falcon, wins. - Generalov was now in a special fervor. He did not even invest in the blow, it seemed that the swords did not even touch, and the warriors fell.
  Although it seemed that one soldier could decide, but the moral impact on the enemies was very serious. Moreover, having bandaged, and wounded in the stomach, Vladimir the boy entered the battle. A couple of hard blows and the next fighters from the government reinforcements who arrived at the battlefield collapsed.
  Alice, meanwhile, received another wound in her shoulder, but deftly twisted away, her eyes sparkling with anger. After slaughtering three more fighters, she made friends with Count Fillit de Machaon.
  Her opponent had good reflexes and was considered one of the best swordsmen in the entire army. Seeing that Alice surpassed him in strength and speed, he simply retreated, not allowing himself to be overtaken. In addition, more and more new soldiers came across the girl"s path, the regiment that arrived was reinforced, among other things, a whole battalion of imperial guards fought here. At the restless Alice, they tried several times to shoot from a musket, but they missed, the girl rode too fast. Then she broke through to the musketeers and began to bring them down with a backhand. Several soldiers were hacked to death on the spot.
  - What non-believers! Do you need more proof of my holiness? - Said the white devil.
  They just mumbled indistinctly in response, you won"t be especially talkative when your throat was cut or your back was chopped off. One of the soldiers, judging by the absence of a beard and a light cannon under his nose, a rookie, knelt and prayed.
  - Cute girl! I recognize you as a goddess! Do not kill me.
  - It is correct to say mission, but I forgive! Kiss your foot. - The girl stuck her bare, dusty foot, covered with a few light scratches. The warrior kissed her and blushed.
  - You are so beautiful! - Whispered.
  The warrior girl, taking a breath and continuing the attack, replied:
  - The Messiah should be beautiful, and you, if you want to live, join us.
  The young man blurted out in confusion:
  - How?
  The warrior exclaimed:
  - Take the sword and cut the soldiers!
  Then the boy begged:
  - Better kill me, but I will not raise a hand against my comrades.
  Alice showed her legendary kindness, which glorified her throughout the army:
  - Well, I'll take this into account, help me catch the count, without him your regiment will surrender and this will avoid unnecessary casualties.
  - Then I'm ready. Raising his voice, he shouted. - Sir Phyllit, I'm holding her, help her.
  He really grabbed Vega and pretended to fight her. In fact, a heated guy, passionately kissed her legs, not paying attention to the dust adhering to the blood. The count hiding behind his back surfaced and shouted:
  - Don't let go, I'll finish her off!
  He ran, brandishing his saber, then the blade flashed over Alice's golden-haired head. At the last moment, she dodged and painfully hit her heel under the count's knee, and with her elbow in the jaw, so that at least five teeth flew out.
  - That the jackal wanted to curb the tigress. - She kicked Phyllit, who had lost consciousness.
  Then she stood in the pose of a fighter who defeated a strong opponent and shouted at the top of her lungs:
  - Soldiers and officers, your commander is killed, the situation is hopeless. If you want to save your lives, then do not slowly surrender. In this case, the mission gives the word that none of you will be killed.
  - I confirm this! I guarantee life! - Added Natasha - And those who voluntarily join us honor and freedom.
  - What is your name young man? - Smiling, Alice turned to the soldier who helped her capture the count.
  The young man replied enthusiastically:
  - Seryozha, which means smart!
  Alice lifted the young man over her head.
  - So Seryozha shout, and you, so that it comes better.
  The young soldier yelled at the top of his young lungs.
  - These are brave and noble people. See what charming girls are leading them, how can deceit and deceit live in such beautiful heads. Accept their merciful offer, and you will be counted in heaven.
  Apparently, when one's own person turns, it gets better, and at first ordinary soldiers, and then officers began to surrender. The prince whose name was Pantocrator, seeing this, smiled tensely, then approached Alice and asked:
  - Are you the most important person here?
  - Yes, I and also Natasha, and the senior commander over all Chervonny Kotovsky. - She replied, throwing her head up high.
  Pantocrator proclaimed, as if in fact he had become the vicar of God on earth:
  - You need to officially declare me king, then your uprising, initially doomed to defeat, will turn into a war for the return of the rightful inheritance.
  Alice looked at the boy, thickly spattered with blood, it seemed to her that the lad had gone crazy from the wounds and suffering suffered in slavery. With a wink, the snow-white warrior asked:
  - What is your name fighter?
  A boy in a dirty loincloth, sticking out his chest with small cuts and bruises, proudly said:
  - Pantokrator, and the full title of Pantokrator de Fertom in Leipzig Prince and Archduke.
  Alice, barely concealing contempt, snorted:
  - That doesn't tell me anything. You look like a slave.
  The boy stomped in fury, barefoot, calloused, scratched and mercilessly knocked down foot:
  - So find me a decent suit!
  Seryozha approached them, and a smile played on his lips. He bowed low and got down on one knee.
  - It is difficult to recognize you, you have grown up, got stronger, but your sonorous voice of the heir of ancient blood has not changed.
  Pantocrator, grimacing, apparently without undue joy that he was recognized, answered:
  - Soon it will start to break down, but I still sing great.
  Alice was not in the slightest surprised:
  Is he really a prince?
  The young man enthusiastically confirmed:
  - Their kind has long been competing with the current royal Firatus. Firth, once founded an empire, and then one of their ancestors voluntarily ceded the royal crown to the Firatuses. - And he kissed the dirty sole, the foot that the august slave unceremoniously thrust into him. And without even grimacing in humiliation, he continued:
  But apparently not all descendants agreed in principle with this loss.
  Prince Pantokrator (from Greek this name can be translated as omnipotent!) remarked in a menacing tone:
  - We have reason to suspect that the ancestor Myrkossof the Great did not do this quite voluntarily, he was blackmailed by the Order of the Dragon's Mouth, and we are quite legitimate heirs!
  Alice, who took on the lead role, asked the young fighter:
  - How do you know the prince?
  He squared his shoulders proudly and replied:
  - I served as a page under this young lady, then when they were arrested, I was deprived of my noble title and exiled to simple soldiers.
  Alice answered harshly:
  - It also happens, but now, young man, you are an experienced fighter and will serve under our person. I will instruct you to command a small detachment, you will receive the rank of officer. - The snow-white devil gently patted his hair and said sincerely.
  - I love fair-haired guys, here Maksim is so black, you might think that his ancestors were Caucasians.
  The boy colonel was seriously offended:
  - I am one hundred percent Russian, with a tiny admixture of Ukrainian blood, which is basically the same thing. And the black hair is because I dyed it myself so that it does not glow in the dark. - Then the seasoned intelligence officer added. "Sometimes I washed off the paint when I pretended to be a German. Helped a lot!
  Alice giggled and began to tease again:
  - Well, our Slavic nation is distinguished by light hair color, like me, for example, or Natasha. Your ancestors are not from the Slavs? This time she turned to Angelica.
  The fiery devil replied, half jokingly, half seriously:
  - None of the Germans and Poles.
  Alice giggled.
  - So the Poles are also Slavs, fraternal Russian people, although now all the nations are too much mixed up. Maybe even among your ancestors were blacks.
  Maximka blushed and wittily betrayed the truth?
  - To be honest, my great-great-grandfather on the maternal side was a Negro, a brave colonel of the Russian army Moroboko. Yes, I have Negro blood in me, but I have never been a racist.
  Natasha responded to this:
  - In Soviet Russia, all nations enjoy absolutely equal rights, but for some reason in the passport everyone wants to be Russian.
  Maksim chuckled.
  - This is because our nation is the most capable and genetically gifted.
  - Negro or Russian? - Alice snapped.
  - Moroboko fought no worse than the Russians, once he became a colonel and a hero of Tsarist Russia. - Maksimka gave out again in a cunning way. - But of course the Russians are the best.
  Natasha, as the real wife of Stalin, strictly ordered:
  - Okay, enough discussion, everyone line up.
  The prisoners were gloomy, several officers, not believing the promises, tried to escape, but were killed. Then, leaving a small guard, the guys attacked the women's camp. The overseers partially fled, others were killed, the women were quickly released, on the same day a large mine was attacked, where adult men worked, the army was replenished with treasures and new fighters, it was possible to capture several cannons, as well as a fair amount of supplies for them.
  . CHAPTER 20
  After such a vigorous and fighting dream, Vladimir Zelensky gained strength and the outwardly young emperor began to command more energetically and skillfully. And so the girls and the kind of elves energetically attacked the positions of the orcs. The warriors acted as they were accustomed to act, with great mobility and skill. They are swift as cobras and do not give Putin's bears the slightest chance. Such warriors are, of course, a class of the highest flight and pressure. And they have such a sparkling and aggressive energy of magoplasma. Girls who show the orcs their unique and aggressive temperament. They are just amazing warriors.
  And now the bare toes of the beauties' feet throw the deadly peas of death. And they sow destruction and devastation among the orcs. The warriors here are so magnificent, and their breasts sparkle like faceted and very expensive rubies. Such beauties will inevitably smash all orcs into a bloody mess.
  Here is one girl who threw an explosive bag of sawdust with acid at the enemy with her bare heel.
  She rushed and scattered Putin's bears in different directions, tearing them apart.
  The girl chirped:
  Female elves grin at us,
  Female elves are simply the highest class!
  And then until dawn
  Hear them sing a love song!
  Yes, the girls really, if they get down to business, they will really show a colossal and irresistible force.
  And from the throws of their bare feet, Putin's bears are dying in huge numbers.
  But the girls began to sing with even greater spirit and pressure;
  Winter is already fading away
  Here comes the spring sun...
  Wisdom conquered nature,
  In scientific search and hike!
  
  Streams are ringing - snowdrifts are melting,
  Where the silver carpet is a stream.
  Carnations bloom luxuriantly in May,
  And our friendship does not spill!
  
  We love the daughters of nature
  When mushrooms grow in spring...
  No, you know bad weather
  How the grace of Christ rains!
  
  Nature comes alive in spring
  The crystal ice cracked.
  The planet will become, I believe paradise,
  Let the evil fire not ignite the world!
  
  After all, every flower is a universe,
  The bug wants to live too.
  The destiny of all is better - creation,
  But poor bunny, you're a game.
  
  As it turned out, there is a lot of fear,
  There is a lot of suffering with beauty ...
  Sometimes groaning we ask God -
  Help us with happiness and dream!
  
  But what is anger in the world,
  What began to twist us like a tornado,
  But God answered - this is to,
  You did not become lazy like a bear!
  
  After all, if the banana itself fell off,
  You won't even harness the plow.
  The faces of the saints from the icons nod,
  No pineapples - sow rye!
  
  Well, that work leads to success,
  He will make our race stronger!
  And prosperity is not in a hurry,
  No need for stinginess of cats!
  
  The reward will come - there will be strength,
  And we will resurrect those who fell in battle!
  Punishment will befall, know Judas,
  Lies and deceit will be avenged!
  That's how the girls sang, and it was extremely cool and beautiful. Here are the girls who show off their gorgeous style and outfit. And the girls' teeth sparkle with pearls. And it looks really great too.
  Such girls are here.
  And, of course, they cannot avoid the fact that, with their bare toes, they can take and not throw a lemon with murderous and destructive power. And that one will gouge, and different sides, Putin's torn bears will scatter.
  This is really a very combative and cool warrior.
  But a powerful bomber is floating on it, which is controlled by barefoot and half-naked elves.
  The girls must be said to be very barefoot and tanned. And yet muscular. They have so much rage and excitement. And they are able to show the highest and very combative and inimitable class.
  And then a weighty bomb that jumped up from the belly of a bomber will fall. She rushes down, and falls on clusters of furry orcs. And blows them up, and blows them into small torn pieces. And a whole battalion of Putin's bears has been destroyed.
  This is really the most crushing blow to eat. Which burns everything, destroys everything. That's how the girls took and plowed these bastard and cruel creatures of the orcs.
  And the girls took it and sang in joy;
  It will be great to live in the empire of the elves,
  When we defeat the evil bears of the Chekist Tsar ...
  Yes, Putin is certainly a dangerous dictator,
  The cherub will help the elves fight from heaven!
  Of course, they fight with the orcs, who are trying to flood everything with an avalanche, not only girls, but also young elves. They also accurately hit Putin's bears and ruthlessly kill them.
  And while the male elves sing;
  I ignite a young heart,
  It is powerless to imagine even a poet!
  It"s not enough to even put five marks -
  And throw into battle - a bloody vendetta!
  
  Mad ardor of inflamed speeches,
  To the girl, only a seemingly modest dove ...
  Her sparkling sapphire eyes
  This look is innocent and at the same time languid.
  
  What passion boils in my soul,
  The girl, like a flower, is tender, naked ...
  And you yourself are riding a jigit horse -
  Reach the places where there is the beginning of paradise!
  
  Sketch on canvas, draw your face,
  There is no dearer beauty than you!
  You are like an ideal beyond the universe -
  Even in hell, the devil sharpens his pitchfork with a grin!
  
  We are sitting with you in a gloomy vault - a prison,
  But the fire of the Motherland in the hearts is sacred,
  Dream to be in the close side again
  Our Fatherland boundless devotion!
  
  Up on the rack - the executioner, alas, is cruel,
  The fire is blazing, the ticks are glowing!
  Proclaimed, unclean, the onslaught of the East,
  Here tanks measure miles with their snouts!
  
  
  But we were able to escape from the dungeon,
  Now we beat the evil orcs like sheaves!
  Let him throw guns in fear of the army,
  Invincible elf pilots!
  
  But I'll give my friend this advice,
  Don't be so selfish!
  After all, the life of the free, it is always flourishing,
  In the chains of dogmas, he who is the devil is jealous!
  
  Know any business on the shoulder,
  We can all solve problems soon!
  Let everything turn out as I want,
  We will pass judgment on problems!
  This is how the stronger sex fights with great enthusiasm. And shows the most outstanding class, and menacing impact. So against such girls you will stick your head and you will get exactly a penny.
  Or else a girl can take you with a bare shin and kick the orcs in the balls. The girls, of course, will take it and show it to the furry creatures.
  Warriors, if they show anything, it will be really very total and absolute destruction.
  And the warriors will take and crush almost any army. And they press the buttons with their scarlet nipples. They act extremely energetically and in a combative way.
  These are the achievements of the beauties of the brightest and most unique color. And everything sparkles like the sun of the magnificent and unique Fatherland of Elfia.
  Here one of the girls took it and banged on the orcs, pressing the button with her sirloin. And this showed the murderous and unique nature of destruction and annihilation.
  These girls will not give mercy to Putin's army to his bear orcs.
  But of course the girls also sing;
  In the world of cold - snowfall,
  A beggar even who is rich!
  Devils rule the planet
  Turned Earth into Hell!
  
  If you want to live in joy,
  So that happiness comes to everyone in the house!
  Break the chains of slavery like a thread
  Then the bag will be full!
  
  There is a country that is an example for everyone,
  A strong warrior is a pioneer!
  The sword of his holy Fatherland,
  So that the evil Sir does not blather!
  
  Elf to all worlds decree,
  Power of the wisest luminaries!
  Without any, we will say embellishment,
  The Almighty has shown us the way!
  
  We will not know the word coward,
  The soldier will not whisper - I'm afraid!
  pure Orthodox faith,
  God bless Jesus!
  
  There is no peace in the hearts without Christ,
  The radiant one leads to battle!
  Without faith, war is vanity,
  Let's lose the rampant score!
  
  The Devil will tempt
  Lie to your own - exam five!
  But don't believe the wicked
  There is no reason to betray!
  
  We are faithful to the oath to the grave,
  The space of descendants is waiting - believe me!
  Let's cast down the sons of Satan
  Will not be able to captivate the Earth!
  
  Therefore, luck awaits
  Who is strong - the Lord will save!
  God loves the people of Russia
  The flame in the veins melts the ice!
  Let's reach the boundless borders -
  Let's show the universe our way!
  Do not fall down to the Orthodox us,
  Do not bend the unclean in the horn!
  The girls again sang very well. And they showed their teeth that are like fangs.
  And so the warriors put their bare toes in their mouths. And again, how they will take and whistle.
  And the crows, as if in the brains were beaten with a club. And they, having lost consciousness, fell on the heads of the orcs. And they pierced the skulls of Putin's bears.
  And I have to say, it's really cool.
  Here the girls showed how to fight fanged bears. These are truly written beauties.
  And if such a girl finds an elf guy, then she will beat him until he loses consciousness. And if she comes across a human youth, then there will be such an orgy at all.
  The elf took it and sang:
  If we are the boys of the whole earth,
  To fuck a girl at once, that hour they were able ...
  That would be girls such an orgasm
  Not in the eyebrow blow, but right in the eye!
  Indeed, elves can really do a lot. And show their potential. And not only combat, but also poetic.
  However, the girls are already tired of singing all the time and jumping like tigresses.
  And they burst into a whole cascade of winged aphorisms;
  Of all works of art, it is military masterpieces that are most firmly fixed in people's memory and cause the most tears!
  - A painting written in blood: brighter than oil and fades much more slowly!
  A decent person puts justice - above family and friendly relations! The law for enemies and friends should be the same as a husband to a wife!
  The presence of different laws turns justice into a prostitute!
  A strong opponent tempers the body and will, makes you stronger - a weak one corrupts the soul and weakens the body, makes you weaker!
  So the hard way gives much more easy victory!
  The hands of a soldier are given to shoot, and the brains to stop in time!
  To kill a fool: it's the same as pricking with a needle, shooting a smart one - what to beat with a projectile!
  Nature is the mother of man, and the mother of a great inventor cannot be a complete fool! Although she lacks practical ingenuity!
  The bullet is the most effective educational method in dealing with young people, as well as with the elderly!
  Only the effectiveness of the impact falls! Often the credibility will fall, and if you get there, you will have to bring up zombies!
  Religion lowers a proud person to the level of an animal - giving a choice between a sheep and a goat!
  It is better to give your skin to people like a sheep than to hiss forever like a snake!
  In general, the concept of working with the head provides for not only a literal interpretation, even when it comes to martial arts!
  If you want to get rich - be baptized as a Jew, if you want to go bankrupt, take a loan from a Jew!
  Lead aids digestion, especially if the pill is in the form of a cartridge!
  An official who does not take bribes is like a virgin prostitute!
  Usually, in order to save one, you have to kill the other! This is undoubtedly a cruel law, but it restores the natural balance of species!
  There is no better fighter in the world - than a Russian soldier, and a greater tyrant - than a Russian general!
  Excessive luxury is a sign of frivolity, frivolity is a harbinger of imminent ruin!
  Wise words from the lips of a bastard are like a fountain from a garbage heap!
  You have an advantage in length, but I have in mind!
  Sometimes you can kill, but you can never take away hope!
  In war, missing a second - you can lose eternity!
  An ordinary tower is pathetic among skyscrapers, but majestic among huts!
  Man submits to force, respects cruelty, despises gentleness and does not appreciate kindness!
  Sex is the best cure for all mental illnesses, but unfortunately expensive and hard to find!
  Who does not love sex does not love life, and does not appreciate the joys of the flesh!
  Poetry has in common with wine that its value grows with time, but even centuries do not allow the lines to go rotten and the sparks to go out!
  A soldier is like a computer - he counts one-zero, and a warrior is a friend-enemy!
  Man differs from the animal in humanism, and the ability to act contrary to instincts!
  From violence against a woman, healthy children sometimes appear, and from violence against nature, only monsters!
  If the mother is cruel, the children are also cruel! What is the nature of such is her offspring - man!
  Friendship is sought from the strong, nourishment from the rich, and devotion is shown to the fearless!
  Attacking is the best way to neutralize the numerical superiority of the enemy - making them fight back is like chopping off half of the arms!
  .For a woman, love is pleasure and income, for men, pleasure and expense!
  Inventing a new weapon for an immoral person is like sawing the legs of a chair when a rope has swept over the neck!
  Human weakness is the mother of any religion, but cowardice is the father!
  Atheism is a symbol of freedom - Christianity is akin to the word chain!
  Whoever forgives will be forgiven, whoever condemns will be condemned! Who allows hatred to settle in his heart, to poison himself and his loved ones!
  He who sows love and mercy will reap success and happiness!
  Murder itself is a many-sided and strange variety of sin, sometimes sins are even written off for it!
  In war, logic is a relative concept - like chocolate, I didn"t have time to admire the tiles as they were already in my mouth!
  Death is like a good magician - enigmatic, frightening, mysterious and does not reveal its secrets!
  A soldier in a gas mask is like an elephant in diapers, and you can"t argue badly!
  Believe me, without requiring proof - the crown propaganda move of any religion - deadly in its simplicity as a cobblestone!
  The best way to mitigate evil is to reward good. A person differs from an animal in that he is able to do good disinterestedly, even to the detriment of himself!
  Evolution does not teach man selflessness - only the Lord teaches this! In every honest and noble person, a grain of God is proof of his essence!
  Man is the most unpredictable animal - the instinct is stereotyped, and the mind is original!
  Communism is related to the ideas of Christianity - the abundance of shed blood and the complete absence of realism!
  In a civil war, an offensive multiplies strength, and a defense is tantamount to a retreat, and a retreat is equivalent to capitulation!
  In the modern world, innocence is a sign that a girl is either too disgusting and no one wants her, or she is timid and doesn"t want anyone herself!
  Pregnancy colors a woman and is always innocent, virginity is alarming and always vicious!
  Religion is synonymous with fetters, not so much for the body as for the mind!
  Evil must receive slaps in the face from good - so that good does not lose its sense of dignity, and evil a sense of fear!
  Dressing a woman is expensive, undressing is even more expensive!
  Unfortunately, when good has fists, it is they who are valued, and not the good itself - although you need to be afraid not of the machine gun, but of the one who shoots from it!
  Terror, unlike a shepherd, is capable of turning a sheep into a wolf! There is nothing worse than an angry lamb!
  Genius is always simple - only mediocrity complicates everything!
  A great mind strives for clarity so that everyone can see its greatness, an insignificant mind casts a fog to hide the emptiness!
  Atheism is logical idiocy - it does not explain anything, but deprives a person of immortality!
  No need to speculate on pacifism, even sheep will trample a wolf if he reads morality to them!
  A smart person always strives to grow, only a fool is satisfied with the previous level!
  The mind tends to improve its ideas, but stupidity is always constant!
  Life without risk is like soup without salt, and tea without sugar - maybe such asceticism prolongs existence, but makes every minute insipid!
  A second is like a bullet, you miss it, one will have to be caught up from the grave!
  An atheist will find a thousand reasons to destroy his soul, and not a single clue to save!
  The weak pay for everything, the strong win, and the cunning enjoy the fruits of victory!
  Courage adorns the resourceful, the will of the good, and the strength of the just!
  War is a test for the smart, tempering for the strong, fun for fools!
  To have the initiative means to have an advantage: to have an advantage means to win, and victory will lead to peace!
  Stupidity surpasses wisdom in the number of carriers, and is not inferior in the effectiveness of the impact!
  Only here is the snag: the delusion of the believer is only the loss of illusion, the delusion of the atheist is the loss of eternal life!
  Who does not take risks does not drink champagne with black caviar and bites vodka with sprats!
  The main thing in the valor and skill of a warrior is not to give his life, but to survive - to take it from another!
  A woman's flesh is in darkness, her soul is in light, and her thoughts are in disarray!
  When killing becomes bread for the executioner, he lacks salt - that is, the risk experienced by the soldier!
  Courage is the most expensive commodity that is not for sale! True, and there are many who want to get rid of it!
  Torture is not entertainment, but hard work from the service sector, in which pity for the client is fatal to you!
  The capitalist will never become a true patriot of his Motherland, for this he is too selfish!
  The soul of a rich man is patriotic, no more than that of a gold coin, where they take it and stick to it!
  Each atom is equal in complexity and inexhaustibility of potential to the universe!
  A sinful and cruel man, including to himself, destroys humanity, speeding up the process with science!
  Often progress turns into an attempt to shove a hydrogen bomb into a cigarette lighter!
  A wolf hides under a sheepskin, a politician under a mask, and a nuclear arsenal underground!
  -The latest technologies are an expression of the material form of the spirituality of the Russian people!
  - The most perfect technique will not replace the soul, the mighty computer will not love, warm, or caress!
  The teaching of Christ is stronger than a hydrogen bomb, it is so capable of reviving the soul, inspiring the mind, giving eternal life!
  Trust in God, but don't forget to wipe your sight!
  The most valuable thing in life is that it is not known when it ends, and the unpredictability of the future - a wallet that does not see the bottom seems endless!
  A soldier is better than just a man, purer, nobler, sincere! However, unlike a mere mortal, he is deprived of the right to life!
  By killing even one person, you are destroying a miniature universe, which means you are sinning against God!
  Of course! The traitor always loses, he is hated by those whom he betrayed, and despised for the sake of whom, he committed meanness!
  Betrayal is not just meanness, but also suicidal idiocy!
  Strange as it may seem, death at a young age saves from the pangs of old age, the soul from dirt, and the heart from divorce!
  Smoking prolongs life only in one case, as the last wish before being shot!
  Disguise requires sacrifice! Temporary, but no less difficult, especially for a woman! True, no more plastic surgery!
  Duty to the Motherland is the best justification for an unseemly act, any meanness is holy if dictated by considerations of patriotism!
  Perverted communism is worse than perverted capitalism - it's easier to cut heads in the ranks and it's more convenient to mow them down with a burst!
  The king can grow old over time - only the people are always young, the king can be too young - only the people are always mature, the king can go crazy or be born a fool, but the wisdom of the people is immortal! Therefore, let the people, and not blind chance, decide who will rule them!
  The interests of the Motherland can justify cruelty, but the latter, first of all, must be shown to yourself!
  Freedom without morality is like a car without brakes!
  Who took power: strong, who kept it: smart, but voluntarily parted with it: noble!
  Corruption is like a cancerous tumor, it causes less pain, but it destroys even more accurately!
  Humanity must stop: being a swan, a cancer and a pike pulling in different directions, progress in this case will not stand still, but will pull into the abyss!
  Time is the most terrible weapon, it inexorably undermines the forces of civilization and defeats mighty men!
  Strength is in the hands of a fool: it is like armor with holes, it protects poorly, but it helps to drown in ignorance!
  Revenge of the bandits is the younger sister of cowardice, the daughter of meanness and the stepdaughter of success!
  The world envies strong people, despises the weak, is indulgent towards the vile, and yet it was created by a perfect creator in order to come to perfection!
  - Only reason and a sense of sheerness can make people perfect, and if you add nobility and compassion to this, then on these four concepts you can lay the foundation for a happy future!
  The Bible is a Jewish book and to make it the basis of the morality of Russia, how inappropriate how to replace the constitution with the alphabet!
  It is easier to find a philanthropist among the homeless than a disinterested policeman!
  A policeman who does not take bribes like rain in the desert, you dream all your life about this, but you always run into it at the wrong time!
  In most cases, the conqueror is synonymous with a patron of the arts!
  Religion is to progress like a kettlebell is to a swimmer!
  Happiness without God is like love without a heart!
  The Christian faith needs not only the cross, but also the sword to defend the good!
  Religion with a sword is not an opium for the people, a surgeon's scalpel that heals souls!
  It is better to kill one villain than to mourn a hundred righteous people!
  The most dangerous weapon is the Bible in the hands of the wicked!
  Who eats long - lives short!
  Communism is a bright idea, but most often realized in the dark!
  Bad people with good ideas shed more blood than bad people with bad ideas!
  To interrogate a fool, that to crush water in a mortar, to torture, that to whip a donkey!
  Nature is crooked, but the human mind is a rectifier!
  Progress tends to elevate a person, and therefore bring him closer to the Almighty!
  No matter how many goose you feed, the gyrfalcon will not fill up!
  The devil is hiding in hell, and the priest is in the parishioner's pocket!
  The rural belfry is insignificant among the skyscrapers, but majestic among the huts!
  A slave who humiliates the king: a god for one hour and a devil for eternity!
  . The human race will either achieve omnipotence or disappear!
  Man is destined to either live as a god or die as a worm!
  No matter how you grind a cobblestone, it will not become a pearl! No matter how you handle it, the graphomaniac's book will not become a masterpiece!
  Most blood is spilled from red speeches, bright ideas and good intentions!
  The purer the idea, the more dirt sticks to it during implementation!
  Coercion destroys unconstrained love!
  You can kiss the whip, but this is done only, then it was more convenient to bite your teeth!
  In general, the hardest thing is to get an alcoholic to give up a bottle and a religious fanatic to give up his views!
  In war, one second is worth more than a thousand shells!
  Better to die in the light than to live in darkness! Not a surgical spotlight!
  A coin is deadlier than a bullet, it hits exactly in the heart!
  Fast food is as deadly as a H-bomb, only used much more often!
  Love is the best lawyer, it justifies without demanding payment!
  Serving two masters is tantamount to trying to lean on two mountain peaks, your feet will slip!
  Will there be a strong foundation, kneaded on such a fluid substance as blood.
  It is easier to kill a tyrant than to resurrect a righteous man, but the former is more useful!
  A check is never superfluous, even if it is hard to bear the burden of a warrior, an extra cartridge will save a life!
  The vanity of the leaders is directly proportional to their cruelty - inversely proportional to the mind and education!
  It is best for a coward to hide in a coffin, and for a cunning one under a cassock!
  The higher the dignity, the less faith!
  War is a school of life, which is better to skip. Although historical necessity will still make you take bloody exams!
  The female hand is softer than the male, but more tenacious, smaller, but more grippy!
  A fool can rob, only a big dodger can use the loot!
  Do not look for God in heaven, he lives, although he often slumbers in the minds of every person!
  Mind and concentration can awaken the Almighty within yourself!
  Atheism must be combined with high morality, otherwise logic in the service of passions will destroy the mind!
  Help in war is sometimes late, sometimes early, but always at the wrong time and not enough!
  An easy win is good for the wallet, a heavy loss for the brain!
  Sleep is almost death, only much more disturbing!
  Christ is holy and noble like a flower, only fat flies of church ministers cling to him!
  Who has lost confidence in his own kind, will inevitably become a victim of betrayal!
  Atheists make better commanders, they are less susceptible to suggestion, they protect their lives and other people's lives, they think independently!
  A convinced atheist is better than a non-convinced believer!
  The head can't hurt, it's a bone! Although often empty!
  A woman with a tongue will go where a commando with a machine gun will not stick out!
  Freedom gives strength, but the chain chokes!
  Moral, from the word dirty!
  False information is like a cleverly set trap!
  No, he is rich who is horned with his wife!
  The rich man is not the one who has everything. And the one who does not live in loans!
  Weak generals do not have strong victories!
  And one must be able to kill, but it is even more difficult to save someone's life!
  Man is an evil creature and similar to a monkey, only the fangs are larger than those of a tiger, and the claws tear steel!
  You can't get rich by selling your conscience!
  Weapons are always few regardless of the size of the army!
  The soul is like a purse with an empty one; it's easy to walk, but it's hard to live!
  - You need to rule wisely, not showing weakness, but not abusing power! The strength of a ruler is the ability to renounce violence!
  To indulge evil is to betray good!
  A tsar remains a tsar even in tatters - and a dirty spirit cannot be transformed even by porphyry!
  The most terrible crime is to give freedom to evil, leaving good without protection!
  Logic plus knowledge multiplied by irrational instinct is a force capable of moving the universe from its foundation!
  Sick children have to be force-fed, otherwise they will die.
  But in this case, no one will reproach that we are cruel to children, giving bitter medicines and giving injections!
  War is sometimes more merciful than a surgeon who amputates a limb!
  A woman without ornaments is like a tree without leaves, a man without frills is like a trunk without lichen!
  Good girls love with their ears, bad girls do everything with their mouths for money!
  War is an abomination like castor oil, disgusting, bitter, but without it one cannot purify the soul, one cannot temper the mind!
  EPILOGUE
  The battles between the elves and the orcs did not subside. Girls very beautiful and glamorous continued to fight with hairy, ugly and nasty Putin's bears.
  Here is an elf with orange hair took it and with a scarlet nipple pressed the button of a machine with a multiple launch rocket launcher. She took it and blasted it with lethal and colossal force.
  And caused destruction and devastation. Immediately two companies of Putin's bears were torn to pieces and burned down at once.
  The girl took it and sang, baring her teeth, which were whiter than chalk;
  Orc was cunning and cunning,
  He fancied himself an aristocrat...
  Burned the fire of someone else's fire,
  And he had a greedy grip!
  
  He raised bears over the hill,
  Here will be a sample - the aggressor!
  We'll tear the enemies apart -
  Everyone knows that Elf is strong!
  
  But the Fuhrer inspires Ork -
  We'll give you thousands of tanks!
  You won't have problems
  We will exact interest from the slaves together!
  
  Well, the Chekist is shaking her,
  I agree to go into hard times!
  And threw the hordes to the East,
  Steel rolling on the capital!
  
  But I met a bastard of elves with a bayonet.
  He is the sharp fortress of the monolith!
  The enemy is firmly under the Elf bit -
  And run this wild horde to flight!
  
  The evil orc was counting on lunch -
  What will suit Red Square!
  But his sword managed to cut -
  Invincible army - heroes!
  
  The adversary will turn to dust,
  Drive them all the way to Orklin!
  Thunderous battle roar,
  My troops are invincible!
  
  For the Fuhrer we will find a loop,
  And for the evil bears, the stake is sharpened!
  I'll kill all the vile orcs -
  We will wet them day and night!
  
  The evil orc is charred and fumes,
  The bears give up everything!
  Strong accomplishments - granite,
  Let's drink tea from a saucer for the holiday!
  
  We will grow a branchy garden
  Where the apple trees are velvet with gilding ...
  Where is the most precious peal,
  Where are we faster than planes!
  The girls sang with great enthusiasm and the beauty of their voices. About such, they say - female angels.
  Warriors are very beautiful and sexy. And their tongues are just great and so moving, and very agile. They create such inimitable and unique miracles with them.
  Just imagine how girls are able to destroy Putin's bears. And it's extremely cool and insanely cool.
  These are the girls who will take it and roar at the top of their lungs.
  Komsomol not only age, elf mouth girls taste!
  And then the beauties took it and whistled, again using their bare toes. And they made a collapse of numerous clouds with ravens. They attacked Putin's bears. When the crow goes crazy from the whistle of the elves, it starts spinning, and falls down with a corkscrew and pierces the orcs quite realistically.
  That's really - it all turned out extremely cool and huge, inimitable destruction.
  Here, try to put a finger in the mouth of such girls: they will really bite off.
  But of course that's not all.
  After shooting at the orcs with the help of scarlet nipples, the girls took their breasts and sang;
  In summer the sun is so radiant
  The air is filled with honey - dew!
  My feeling for the Fatherland is pure,
  Washing with running water!
  
  On the emerald grass we run,
  Like bunnies jumping barefoot.
  We became pioneers on the fronts,
  And no one dragged us by force!
  
  Because nature is so beautiful
  Ruby-rimmed sunrise.
  The sun is also like a red banner,
  Here it turns yellow, a whirlwind of gold sprout!
  
  In every bush and blade of grass,
  One can see the dear spirit of the Fatherland...
  Like pearl strings twist,
  It floats poplar fluff!
  
  How sweet is the sound of the dear oriole,
  Silver voice of a nightingale.
  I love Rodoveria idols,
  And churches with golden domes!
  
  Here the bears make signs on the trunk,
  And the fox wags its tail...
  Gyrfalcons fly in the sky with a cry,
  This is our elves, the chosen home!
  
  Do not stomp the filthy foreigner,
  The horde will not come to the Fatherland!
  Because we serve the two-headed
  The universe under the hand of an eagle!
  
  In the skies we will fly with a trill of falcons,
  We will conquer the universal space!
  Stacks in the field are collected to the grain,
  After all, the Elf is the Third Rome!
  Yes, the girls, if they are already singing, then you can"t stop them so easily. Here are the elves how energetically they act, show their aggressive temperament. They are warriors, in fact, so cool. And now their bare, very graceful, sexy and very seductive legs began to throw gifts of destruction and annihilation.
  And Putin's bears flew disastrous gifts of annihilation. And it was really cool. And so many soldiers from the army of Vladimir Putin were killed and destroyed and burned.
  The girls showed their tongues and chirped:
  How we lived fighting
  And the orcs are not afraid,
  So the girls will show karate!
  Trampled, orc know in the dirt,
  You are not a prince, Putin,
  The end will come to bald Satan!
  The end will come to bald Satan!
  This is how the girls sing very beautifully and witty. And they show the highest performance in destruction, death, and space banditry.
  This is really what a fighting and creating destruction and death team.
  But the girls took it and again began to spew out streams of words. Only this time it was no longer poetry, but winged aphorisms;
  Money is just a tool for serving the Motherland. When there are more of them, the ministry is more effective, provided you have a conscience!
  If it saves the Motherland, doubts, not knowing - when a lie leads to victory, then it is holy!
  Practical confirmation for faith is like a tendon for a hand - without it, it is powerless and dies!
  They fly to great achievements, but do not jump!
  When the nobleman laughs with joy, the commoner weeps with grief, because the nobles are most amused by the loss of the beggars!
  Presidents sometimes joke in such a way that the people are not laughing!
  Money is also soldiers, they need to be protected and remembered: practical expediency is more important than honor! The latter is for sale, but the former is priceless!
  Greens are always caustic - maturity is sweet!
  The simplest vow is the hardest to keep! What could be easier not to breathe, but rarely does anyone last until sunset!
  Violence is a necessary attribute of law and order!
  Words shake the air - the sword crushes the flesh!
  Disputes about religion are like a ring, there is no end in sight and always return to the old arguments!
  Betrayal is like wine - you just get used to it faster, and the hangover is stronger!
  Evil in the first place, when you do not please your neighbor, you hurt him, and sin is freedom!
  For example, sex is also a sin, although in fact you are causing your partner not pain, but pleasure!
  Nothing unites different people like a common enemy!
  If you want to make peace with the enemy - come up with a common war!
  Nothing weakens an army like a bad commander, and the body is a sick brain!
  The commander is like a hardened steel bar bending to cut harder!
  A spy is the most exciting job in the world: the precision of a surgeon, the risk of a sapper, the virtuosity of an actor!
  Mercy in war is the sister of defeat - because whoever is spared is not defeated!
  Talking to ten is like fighting a thousand!
  God is also unhappy in his own way - the responsibility is endless, and there is no one to share with!
  God is always alone, because interesting communication can only be obtained with equals!
  A lack of technique can make up for fighting spirit, but a lack of spirit never makes up for technique!
  A soldier is like clay, in order to gain value he must go to hell!
  Cuts in military spending, the most wasteful kind of economy!
  - Some just have age in their passports, others have wisdom that is mature beyond their years!
  - Years add wrinkles, but the mind grows only irrigated with labor or military sweat!
  Politics, like antimatter, you need to stay away, but you can't do without a fight!
  The more pain and suffering in the exercises - the brighter the glory, the steeper the valor in evil battles!
  In computers, man strives to express the unattainable dream of an ideal brain!
  Without a martial spirit, the most perfect technique is dead, like a body without a soul!
  The executioner is a despised profession, but it requires the skill of a surgeon, the virtuosity of a cellist and the demand of a cook!
  Insignificance is always in the majority, golden grains are rare among the sand!
  To die with the honor of the right to elevate the flesh - to be afraid to lower the soul!
  Fighting a woman is the last thing - victory does not bring laurels, defeat exposes to ridicule, which cannot be washed away by exploits!
  The nobility of the family increases responsibility - a dirty lion is an abomination, a dirty pig is just a future chop!
  War cow, milked for gold, but defecates blood!
  Your soul horse, a tool of victory captured in battle!
  In a kind way, you can"t even lose, let alone win!
  When it is difficult to fight, it is interesting, but it hurts especially for the dead comrades!
  The nobility of a soldier is not a reason to neglect cunning and reject ingenuity!
  Terem is miserable among skyscrapers, but majestic surrounded by huts!
  In general, Christian or Muslim morality was formed during the early Middle Ages and being guided by them is the same as cutting down a starship with a stone ax!
  Calling a worthy person a fool is tantamount to defecating on your own head!
  Do not curse a stone - you will stumble, do not curse the sea - you will drown, do not curse a person - you will lose your soul!
  Gold does not cry, doubloon does not rust!
  State secrets are such a heavy burden that they can crush your neck!
  Gold teeth and dung brains - a precious vessel with shit content!
  Stuffing your belly, keep your ears sharp!
  No matter how you polish a cobblestone, it will not become a diamond!
  Not to satisfy a woman is to hurt a panther!
  Man is a little god who will be helped to grow in knowledge!
  From the flesh ground in the civil strife by the enemy, you can bake a cake of victory!
  Working with a blade, like an artist's brush, requires not only strength and precision, but also inspiration!
  But religious principles are most often used by unprincipled people!
  A fight without wounds is like porridge without salt, naturally in moderation!
  An unsatisfied woman is meaner than the devil, more insidious than an asp!
  The battle is like sex, pressure and courage are important, but skill is also needed for success!
  Even all-powerful jealousy recedes before the royal mantle!
  What is the calculation - such is the result!
  Wet gunpowder is like a trained animal: it hisses, but does not bite!
  They say it's hard to be a god, but it's even harder and more annoying to be a worm!
  A low origin compensates for a high mind, but no breed can cover stupidity!
  War is interesting, but more often than not healthy!
  A man unable to satisfy a woman: like a poet desperate to find the end of a verse!
  You can run away from a bullet, but you can't escape fate!
  Being a killer is easier than being a doctor, but more dangerous at the same time!
  Initiative in battle is like the wind in the sails, without it there is no movement!
  Without a rudder, a sail is more dangerous than useful!
  Boldly defeat your enemies, but also respect the prisoners!
  It is not for nothing that the rat is the most enduring creature, and the lion, an endangered species, is among animals as among people. Vileness conquers nobility!
  Mercy is the concept of priests, and then when it is not about their wallet!
  Blood is a bad solution: what cements human grains of sand!
  Gold chains shine brightly, but even heavier than iron ones!
  The greatness of the spirit lies in the fact that, even being fabulously beautiful, not to laugh at ugliness!
  You can fight without a shield, but having lost the sword of a soldier, he ceases to be a warrior!
  The position of the executioner never remains vacant, even if it does not bring material benefits!
  Who was bitten by rats - is not afraid of mice!
  Murder is akin to sex - it requires repetition and variety!
  Killing is better than sex - a partner is always new and unpredictable!
  Self-interest is always higher than conscience, when the latter is lowered to the plinth!
  You can't drink away the warrior's instinct, you can't lay down courage!
  The best way to feel like a human is to help your neighbor, and to lower yourself to an animal by hitting the weak!
  The church is like a store, only the goods are always stale!
  A pirate is a good luck catcher, and luck loves the one who generously shares it with him!
  The soup of battle needs such a spicy seasoning as death!
  Conscience must be obeyed more than people!
  Religion differs from a fairy tale only by the narrator's fee!
  They fight not by numbers, but by skill, although the latter is more difficult to obtain in most cases!
  Tempering, gives power! Power gives courage! Courage brings victory!
  Living without honor is like singing without music!
  Flexibility is stronger than hardness - you can bite off a finger with your teeth, and destroy the universe with your tongue!
  The time will come when the phrase almighty man will become as natural as a reasonable man, if this does not happen, then other races will introduce the term insane man!
  The future belongs to those who value honor more than they love life!
  Slavery is the opposite of love, you can not cherish the rope that holds the throat!
  The death of a hero, the birth of eternal life, the existence of a coward, a prolonged funeral!
  War is inevitable like sex and will cause the same pain and delight!
  Do not sit in your sleigh, you can stumble on a stake - you won"t get off!
  Predictability of actions is the germ of defeat, surprise is the flower of victory!
  Nothing wants to risk all your life, but often the risk ceases to haunt you along with death!
  The tongue of women is more toxic than a hundred cobras, although it is sweeter than honey!
  And at the same time bitterer than wormwood!
  However, it is better to have a soft-boiled brain than a lost head, or maybe vice versa!
  Anger, full of bones, but strength like a cat, dexterity like an elephant, but rather the other way around - that's it!
  They break the constitution more often when restoring constitutional order!
  The Church invented purgatory primarily for the wallet, leaving the soul emptiness and illusion!
  To look for holiness in the modern church is like purity in a pigsty!
  Who beats people - that cattle is a villain!
  Memory is like a leaky bag, no matter how much you shove it, you won"t fill it, one thing is not clear why it"s hard to wear!
  . A kind of battle is the wind in the sails of the thought process, and war is the best whip that drives progress!
  And the price has no meaning in a military battle, because happiness is bought with murder!
  It is the tailless monkeys that tuck their tails best of all - no animal is so afraid of death and does not have such an art in killing as a person!
  Blood is not capable of cementing human grains of sand firmly enough to lay the foundation for happiness!
  At the same time, the bloodletting releases the pus of corruption, purifying the nation!
  A scientist is also a god, only a small one, but he loves his creation more often than himself!
  Who cares too much about his own skin, will be left without a backbone!
  A good lover starts first, finishes last, and makes a lot of noise!
  No wonder war is the mother of all discoveries, the sister of inspiration, the daughter of genius!
  It doesn't matter how you lived - the main thing is to die happy, at the peak of bliss!
  The best guarantee of peace is a fair victory, and when your Motherland wins, it is always fair!
  In general, any religion differs from drugs in that the state, instead of persecuting, zealously encourages sellers!
  It's easier to goad people with befuddled ones!
  A drunken horse does not feel the severity of the collar, and the whip of the whip!
  Religious fanaticism is voluntary madness!
  Among the priests, it's like in a forest: there are oaks all around, and every pig strives to eat!
  Kindred feelings are like a chain, fetter courage, like snakes poison honor, like a pig filthy duty!
  Youth is naive - old age is insidious!
  War is the most interesting game in which you should not skip moves and let your partner think!
  Religion is the most effective tool of coercion, it enslaves the mind, fetters thought, plunges into illusions!
  The bright teaching of each religion denigrates the fanaticism and cruelty of its followers!
  Power without responsibility is like a ship, without a rudder, no matter how much you blow a fair wind, but end in disaster!
  Modern war against two superpunchers, a second of delay: a deep knockout from which you will never rise!
  In anticipation of happiness, seconds are equal to infinity!
  And infinity in happiness is equal to a second or a beat of the heart!
  A dead brave man is better than a living coward!
  The more you sin - the more sincere prayer in repentance!
  Military tactics should be like steel, strong, but flexible, from which damask steel is made!
  God is like a lion: caressing, skinning, hugging - strangling, kissing - gnaws!
  True, but you can"t get used to the arms of the flame, unlike women"s!
  Epaulettes are able to add arrogance to an insolent person, to a fool - swagger, but they will not make a coward - brave, stupid - a strategist!
  An easy victory - like a holey armor, it's nice to wear, but it's cheap and bad protection!
  Death is afraid of a brave man - if he ate bread!
  Thunderstorms are always expected, but at the same time they manage to get wet!
  Who is wretched for invention in tortures is defective in bed!
  Justice does not love the weak, luck does not love the timid, wealth does not love the honest!
  Mercy is too much luxury - For a weak ruler!
  A strong ruler must be cruel. It is hard to sleep on a stone because it is hard!
  Indecision: the first sign of weakness!
  A child is a blank sheet of paper, it is not his fault that there are so many scribblers among adults!
  Pessimists never fail!
  You can"t wash your head with an enema, there are too many holes, all incoming!
  Watch your language. This is the strongest muscle, as it can kill millions, and the weakest, as it is capable of betraying the speaker!
  A long tongue shortens life, except for a dying confession!
  It is better to share victory than to bear the burden of defeat alone!
  Your shirt is closer to the body, but you can really warm up by giving it to your neighbor!
  The strong is always free, the strongest chains are human weakness!
  - Who is a lion in bed and on the battlefield will not be a hare!
  Silence to the place is gold of a high standard, when you need to say the standard is falling!
  Silence is golden, but often false!
  Why silence is golden, because the golden key best unties tongues!
  You can't become a god without being a saint!
  Power without the support of morality is a muscle without the support of a skeleton!
  Under the blows of the sword, the harvest is gathered to bake the bread of victory, sweet from blood, and bitter from tears, the bread of victory!
  Modesty is the sister of greatness, boasting is its antipode!
  It's hard to win, but even harder to enjoy the fruits of victory!
  Theory without practice, that an eagle without wings does not fly, but is kept in captivity!
  Perseverance in an erroneous action is the main difference between a person and a monkey!
  Without risk there is no struggle, and without struggle there is no life.
  - Risk is the salt of life, nothing is needed without it, but if you overdo it, it makes you sick!
  Death is like a bridegroom, only one comes, but it is not late!
  The more impudence in front of the weak, the more cowardice in front of the strong!
  If you want to be a god, stop being a monkey!
  The king and the slave have something in common that they betray their breed immediately - with the very first gesture!
  In general, most geniuses are children of vice, because a woman always prefers her husband to a better man!
  Cheating improves genetics, so a woman will never want to carry an idiot under her heart!
  God put a sword in the hands of a husband, a needle in his wife, only people tend to rebel especially against the will of the Almighty!
  Developed science is akin to magic!
  It is easier to bail out a sea of thimble than to answer all the questions of atheists!
  Improvisation is a brush plucking the strings on an instrument of victory!
  A living mortal is better than a dead god!
  Who does not dream of becoming a god will forever remain a worm!
  It is better to perform once than imagine a hundred times!
  What, in war, pity, like the eighth note in a song, only gets in the way and causes laughter!
  Nudity adorns a woman better than diamonds! At least the one that does not need decoration!
  It's easier to build a snowman in hell than to find an honest politician.
  - It's easier to find a dry stone at the bottom of the sea than a president who fulfills election promises!
  When there is enough bread, the need for circuses weakens! Two plates of delicious food are too much for a common man!
  Risk in battle is like seasoning in soup, it's insipid without it, but you need to know when to stop! Those who want to appropriate the glory of victory, like sand in the desert, only few golden grains share the bitterness of responsibility!
  Risk in battle is like seasoning in soup, it's insipid without it, but you need to know when to stop! Those who want to appropriate the glory of victory, like sand in the desert, only few golden grains share the bitterness of responsibility!
  Gold glitters, but blackens the heart and darkens the soul!
  It is not the ax that kills, but the one who swings it!
  War is like sex with a temperamental partner, you are constantly waiting for the end and at the same time you want to continue!
  The louder the roar, the quieter the mind; the higher the tone, the lower the intellect!
  Without humanity, a person is like an ember that has fallen out of a fire - lonely and quickly goes out!
  On our own land, the blade is sharper and the shield is thicker!
  If you want to be a hero, don't walk meekly!
  When two skillful men fight, it's a storm, but when skillful women fight, it's a tornado!
  The hardest thing is to protect your soul from meanness in yourself!
  In war, deceit is like a key to a lock - the newer, the better it opens!
  Help is like alms: it always comes at the wrong time, not in full, it is expensive, but there is no power to stop the begging hand!
  It is easier to scoop up the ocean with a thimble than to come to a certain conclusion in a religious discussion!
  Religion is usually the opposite of tolerance!
  Talking about politics most often leads to a scuffle!
  Gold does not rust from blood, does not tarnish from sweat, does not crumble from tears!
  A club is a fist, a sword is a knife in a fist!
  If you want to rule the country - learn to command yourself!
  When a neighbor has an empty wallet, yours seems fuller!
  It is better to fast yourself than to hear the groans of a child dying of hunger!
  Sometimes the time to account for mistakes - remains only in the grave!
  Here elves were discharged with such an aggressive burst. These are really girls from hellish gifts of cool annihilation. Such girls are capable of tearing a bear, and even a saber-toothed tiger.
  And of course their feet are bare, and very seductive. Young men are very fond of kneeling down and kissing girls who are naked, round, pink, with a very pleasant and exciting smell of the heel.
  This really turned out to be extremely cool and cool. And the girls are able to lay down any orc by moving their muscular legs.
  One of the elves with raspberry-colored hair took and released a stream of energy from her womb.
  And it went flying and crashed into a whole bunch of vulture vultures and eagle gravediggers. And those, being stunned and shocked by wild shock and shaking of the air, began to fall down.
  And ram the skulls of Putin's bears with their beaks. And killing such very nasty creatures.
  The girl giggled and remarked:
  beckoning starry heights,
  Attract to endless distances ...
  What is the girl thinking about?
  Of course about the impudent Icarus!
  And the warrior threw a dagger with her bare toes. He flew by and immediately cut off the dignity of three orcs. And it turned out to be very effective and combative.
  And so many orcs were killed at once.
  And the girl took it and sang again;
  My country is under the flag of November,
  Reached the height of the power of light!
  After all, we are fighting for her not in vain,
  May her love be sung in eternity!
  
  The country of advice to people brings peace,
  Everyone is happy in it - know the proletarian!
  Who is for Elf - glory and honor,
  Let's sing the hymns of a million arias!
  
  Let's achieve honor - the youth of the earth,
  Let's build temples - the paradise of elfinism!
  Where is the black smoke in the distance?
  Know this tread of vile orcism!
  
  But what did the pioneer issue with the oath -
  I swore to the cause of the world - to serve zealously!
  If the adversary wanted to take the good,
  We will chase him to the sound of the button accordion!
  
  The enemy does not know that we have a Motherland,
  The time will come - the ships will build!
  Our rear of the fighters of the Fatherland has not faded away,
  Let everyone become a valiant hero!
  
  We will fly to the stars in the sky with a song,
  We will soon be digging canals on Mars!
  The people of the Soviets are united with the party -
  After all, communism has brought us into the people!
  
  War, of course, is not a game,
  You are the target in it - the shooter at the same time!
  A bullet sting a sharp needle,
  Let it be very bad for the orcs!
  
  We can achieve everything, everything -
  And there will be palm trees and coconut for breakfast!
  For those who don't care
  Will get fairly hard with a stick!
  
  Tank "Ork" thought so - he is invulnerable,
  And what a parade through the square with the council!
  But proved that he is invincible,
  That will not allow the cold to drive you in the summer!
  
  So the king-elf is the conscience, the honor of the soul of Elfi -
  Ordered to fight for the sacred!
  My girl, don't be sad
  Honor is indestructible, a bait spoon!
  
  Under fierce torture - do not publish a groan,
  Show everyone - a fighter from a monolith!
  Such is the strength of the Red armies
  Where even a boy fights like an elite!
  Here the girls, if they sing, they do it extremely strongly and quickly. The warriors must be said to be extremely wonderful and magnificent. And their bare feet are very agile, and extremely dexterous. And they throw presents of death, as if they were pebbles of catapults. And the warriors show their very lively and aggressive, and inimitable temper.
  Here one of the warriors on a self-propelled gun took and blasted at the orcs by pressing the joystick button with her scarlet nipple. And he spat out a projectile of colossal and destructive power. It flew in an arc and blasted into the cluster of orcs. And a lot of Putin's bears were destroyed.
  The girl logically noted:
  - And a hunter will skin a bear if he is a real fox!
  And with bare toes, the girl threw a boomerang. It flew by, and immediately cut off the male perfections from four orcs. And Putin's bears literally died from combat shock.
  After that, the girls took with great enthusiasm, with their voices, before which the nightingales fade, they sang;
  Such a feeling in the heart sings a hymn,
  The greatness of the Lord's sky is in it!
  Fatherland: feat, work, honor people ...
  Native Elf - the most sacred word!
  
  Cherubim inspired us to a feat,
  Gave wings and greatness without limits!
  We keep the powers of the earth firmly -
  The Almighty Rod - will forever be with us!
  
  Know Motherland, you are a mother forever -
  God forbid to become an orphan without a spirit!
  The five-pointed star burns -
  If there is scolding, I will cover you with a sword!
  
  That's how many military storms came to Elf,
  Like a hurricane from hell, the heat rushes!
  The boat broke, the oar cracked,
  But the Sun will not extinguish the whirlwind of evil orcs!
  
  Dragon, your grins are an evil mouth,
  What do you want to do? - Eat the Elf!
  But we will not let the Fatherland fall,
  Let women scream in fear!
  
  Bayonet and pen, sword and brush in coloring,
  In the service of the state, which is more beautiful than all!
  She is such our abuse and life,
  Go forward - deployed on the march!
  
  So if it's destined - harsh rock,
  To die, young to lie down in the damp ground!
  I will turn to you Creator Rod,
  Know on the icon, I draw the face of the saints!
  The song thundered over the whole battle, magnificent girls exterminated and vigorously killed Putin's bears.
  And unable to withstand the stormy pressure, the orcs took to flight!
  To be continued...
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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