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Baby, shoo!

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    ON A FLOWERCLOCK WHEN ITS HAND AIN`T UP

  
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  BABY, SHOO!
  Baby, your eyes are intense blue
  Like blue cornflowers in a field,
  But I can"t screw you up! Baby, shoo!
  Half past five on my dial indeed.
  
  Картинки по запросу half past five
  
  Несомненно, что источником сего стихотворения выступает опоэтизированный автором перевода стишок из русского подросткового фольклора:
  
  У тебя глаза синие-синие,
  Как ромашки на дивном лугу!
  А у меня половое бессилие!
  И трахАть я тебя не могу!
  
  This very `Baby, shoo!` has got all chances to become a meme! Tee-hee!
  
  `Half past five` is a Russian idiom implying a state of a certain male weakness. Of course, this word expression is still being used in its direct meaning too.
  So to say, as a synonim of 5:30 p.m.
  
  Besides, I`ve just now remembered a Russian funny story about a colonel (it`s a colonel of any army of the world) who picked up a girl in a restaurant and
  couldn`t screw her due to his sudden weakness (too much alcohol!). Whatever he did was absolutely purposeless. He even put his dick on a hot radiator!
  The girl laughed, cuz it was really funny! The colonel got angry and threatened her:
  - Shuddup! Or else I`ll fuck you!
  
  (in Russian this word expression means not only `to copulate` but also `I`ll show you!, I`ll give you what for!` When a male subordinate says to another about
  their chief that the latter fucked him up, it just means that he got a scolding! As our colonel used to address his soldiers that way too he quite mechanically
  reproduced his usual speech habits in an inappropriate situation. It sounded rather ridiculous during his night rendez-vous. Not enough that such a usage
  was out right place, it was quite ambiguous, and, no doubt, the girl was made to laugh even more!)
  
  
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