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    At first, Harry didn't respond to emails. Now we haven't been able to get to school yet. Then the students' stupor began. In general, it's a nightmare and, most importantly, nasty slugs have almost nothing to do with it!

  Book 2. Ron Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets.
  Part 1.
  When I got home, I wrote to Harry and Hermione several times. If Hermione sent the answers with our owl, then there were no letters from Harry. Which was very strange. Deciding to think about it later, I started doing my homework. My books were designed for five courses. All I had to do was buy a course book and a textbook on ZOTI. And I read, asking my parents about everything at the same time.
  It's Harry's birthday. I sent him a gift. Hermione was getting worried too. As it turned out, Harry doesn't answer her either. I asked my father to find out if he was okay.
  ***
  It turned out that Harry had been doing magic on vacation yesterday. It looks like something really happened. I persuaded the twins to steal our Ford and check on Harry while Dad was at work. I wrote to Hermione about it.
  We waited until our father was on another night raid and flew to Little Whining.
  "What kind of house?" Fred asks me.
  "4 Tisovaya Street, sort of."
  They searched for him in the dark for a long time. He's got bars on his window. We took a closer look. That's right, Harry's bedroom. The twins opened the door of the Ford and started knocking on the window.
  ***
  Well, he's finally awake. I was afraid we'd wake up the whole house. We've been knocking for about twenty minutes.
  ***
  "Ron!" said Harry, barely moving his lips. How pale and thin he is. Did his relatives starve him?
  Hi almost crawled to the window and staggered open it to make it easier for us to talk.
  Ron, how did you get here? What are you... And then he noticed that I was looking at him from an old turquoise-colored car that was hanging in the air near the window. Harry opened his mouth in amazement, which amused the brothers sitting in front.
  "Hello, Harry!" They exclaimed in one voice. What's happening?
  "I asked." Why haven't you answered my emails? "I've invited you to stay almost ten times. And yesterday your father came and said that you used magic in front of Muggles and got an official reprimand....
  "It's not me. And how did he know?" the friend protested.
  "He works for the Ministry of Magic," I replied. "You know it's forbidden to do magic outside the school. Harry, when was the last time you ate properly?
  "Is that what you're telling me? A week ago. My aunt starved me." Harry said expressively, looking at the hovering car.
  "Well, that doesn't count. We didn't take him for long. It's Dad's car. We didn't use any magic. It's another thing to do magic in front of the ordinary people you live with...."
  "But I told you, it's not me..." It takes a long time to explain. "Could you tell the school that the Dursleys locked me up and said they wouldn't let me into Hogwarts anymore? Never! And I can't get out of here by magic. The Ministry will then say that I have committed two illegal sorceries in a week.
  "Calm down, you'll explain everything yourself." I said. "We've come for you. You will spend the last month of the holidays with us."
  "But you don't have the right to do magic either..." the friend says perplexedly.
  "And we won't." I nodded towards the older brothers. "Don't you see who I brought with me? Buddy, I'm sorry, but all I have to eat is a ham and cheese sandwich. There is nothing else." I reached into the glove compartment of the car for the sandwich I had saved for myself.
  "Tie this rope to the grate," Fred ordered, handing Harry one end of it.
  "If the Dursleys wake up, I'm in trouble," Harry whispered as he tied a rope to one of the bars.
  "Now step aside and stop celebrating the coward. And have a sandwich for now." With that, Fred gave a good gasp, passing my sandwich out the window.
  Harry walked over to the cage. He devoured the food hungrily, nibbling off a piece of Hedwig's ham. Hedwig, as if sensing the master's anxiety, sat motionless after swallowing the ham. The car lurched forward, the engine roaring harder and harder, the grille finally gave way and the whole thing popped out of the window frame with a loud bang.
  The car soared into the sky, and Harry looked out the window. The grate was hanging about a meter and a half off the ground. Breathing heavily, I dragged her into the car. No one seems to have been woken up.
  The grille was finally safely pulled into the car, and Fred backed up as close to the window as possible.
  "Jump," I commanded.
  "What about my school stuff - a magic wand, a broom..."
  "Where are they?"
  "In the closet under the stairs." And the door of the room is locked.
  "Well, it's nothing." George answered from the front seat. Get away from the window, Harry. The brothers crept cautiously into the room. Harry, finishing his cheese, watched as George took a hairpin out of his pocket and began to pick at the lock with it. "Many wizards believe that learning such magic tricks from Muggles is an empty task," Fred said.
  "We don't think so. There's something worth learning from them. Although, of course, they can't work as fast as lightning."
  There was a sudden click in the lock, and the door swung open.
  "We'll go down to get your suitcase," George whispered, "You pack up what you need in the room and give it to Ron."
  "Careful, the last step creaks." Harry warned in a whisper.
  And the twins were swallowed up by the darkness of the stairs. Harry ran around the room, collecting things and handing them to me through the window. Harry handed the rest of the ham to Hedwig and ran around the room, collecting things and passing them to me through the window. Then he hurried downstairs to help carry the suitcase. His uncle coughed from the bedroom.
  Out of breath, they all dragged the suitcase to the door and across the room to the window. Fred dived into the car and started pulling with me, while Harry and George pushed him out of the room.
  Inch by inch, the suitcase was slowly being pulled into the car. Did he put bricks in there? There was another cough from behind the wall.
  "Let's get some more," Fred commanded. "One, two, go!"
  Harry and George leaned on their shoulders, strained, the suitcase jumped out of the window and fell into the back seat.
  "It's all right," George whispered. "Get in quickly!"
  Harry had already jumped onto the windowsill when suddenly a loud, long-drawn scream was heard behind him, which was drowned out by a thunderous male voice:
  "That damn owl again!"
  "I forgot Hedwig." Harry whispered in horror.
  He jumped off the windowsill and at the same moment a light flashed on the stairs. Harry grabbed the owl's cage, darted to the window, shoved it into George's hands, and climbed into the car. At that moment, Mr. Dursley punched the door, thinking it was locked. The door flew open, and Mr. Dursley stood for a moment in the doorway, letting out the roar of an angry bull, leapt to the window and managed to grab onto the ankle of his friend who rushed to the car.
  The brothers grabbed Harry by the arms and pulled him into the car with all their might.
  "Petunia!" Vernon thundered. "He's running away! HE'S RUNNING AWAY!"
  The brothers pulled again, and Harry's leg slipped out of Uncle Harry's hands. Harry flew into the car and slammed the door.
  "Step on the gas, Fred!" I shouted, and the car sped up at full speed, heading for the moon. Harry rolled down the window, the night air ruffling his hair. The roofs of the houses on Privet Drive were rapidly shrinking in size. Mr. and Mrs. Dursley and Dudley stared dumbfounded from the window of Harry's room.
  "See you next summer!" Harry waved them goodbye. The brothers were laughing and shouting loudly. And our friend, who was saved by us, was leaning back in his seat, smiling all over his face.
  "Let Hedwig out," he told me. "Let him fly from behind. To be locked up for so many days!"
  Locked up? They're crazy. It's an owl! Yes, it's a spirit, but it has all the habits of a real owl.
  George handed me the hairpin, and in another minute, Hedwig flew out the window, happy and gliding like a ghost through the air next to the car.
  "Well, tell me quickly," I demanded impatiently. "What happened to you?"
  Harry told us about Dobby's visit, about his warning, and described the death of Mrs. Dursley's culinary masterpiece.
  "So I run out with a stack of letters in my pocket and see my aunt's pudding floating in the air. And then the brute dropped him on the floor. And I received a warning letter from the ministry. And Uncle Vernon, when he found out that I wasn't allowed to do magic, put bars on the window the next day. So last week they locked me in my room and only gave me cold soup once a day. Yes, they took me to the toilet."
  "It's very strange," Freddy drawled.
  "That doesn't sound like it," George nodded. "And he didn't say who was plotting this atrocity?"
  "I didn't think he could say that." Harry tried to explain. "He opens his mouth and immediately starts banging his head against the wall."
  Fred and George exchanged glances.
  "Do you think he made it up?" Harry asked.
  "You see," Fred began, "Brownies can do magic, but they usually don't dare without their owners' permission. Most likely, old Dobby was sent by someone to keep you away from school. Remember, do you have an enemy at Hogwarts?"
  "Yes," Harry and I answered in one voice, without hesitation.
  "Draco Malfoy," said Harry. "He hates me."
  "Draco Malfoy?" George asked, turning around. "Lucius Malfoy's son?"
  "I think so," Harry replied. "Malfoy is a rare surname. Is it important?"
  "I heard what my father said about him" George said "he was an accomplice of You-Know-Who. One of the most important ones."
  "And when You-Know-Who disappeared" Fred continued, turning his head almost a hundred and eighty degrees, "Lucius Malfoy began to assure everyone that he was not involved in any evil deeds. But he was lying. His father says he was his closest assistant."
  "I don't know if the Malfoys have their own brownie..." Harry shrugged his shoulders.
  "Whoever Dobby's masters are, they're probably an old wizarding family, and a very rich one at that," Fred noticed.
  "Of course..." George replied. "Mom regrets that we don't have a brownie, the family is big, we have to iron so much, and magic can't help here. But she likes to cook for our crowd. And the brownie will take away all her hobbies. She won't even let us boys near the cauldron. Ginny, the future hostess of the house, says that she should eat and learn to cook, and our wife should feed us. We only have a decrepit ghoul who lives in the attic. And the gnomes have filled the whole garden. Brownies live only in old mansions and castles. They are inherited. There's no elf in our house."
  Harry flew in silence. Yes, Draco could very well have sent a devoted servant to Harry to prevent his appearance at school at any cost. Draco Malfoy is capable of that. But he really considers his friend a cousin. A stupid little cousin. That's why he clings. You've already told me straight out that you're his friend, so at least raise him as a pure-blooded wizard and not just feed him.
  "Anyway, I'm glad we came for you," I said. "You know how worried I was! "I'm writing to you, and I'm writing, and there's no response. At first I thought it was the Shooter's fault..."
  "And who is Strelka?"
  "Our postal owl, an old, old one. Flies, flies with a letter and suddenly falls on the way. She's just too old to hold her wings anymore, she's still Grandpa Galus. I asked Hermes..."
  "Who, who?"
  "Percy's owl. Mom and dad gave it to him when Percy was appointed prefect," Fred explained from the front seat.
  "But Percy didn't give it to me. He said he needed Hermes himself."
  "Percy's been acting weird this summer." George frowned. "He writes letters to someone endlessly, sits for hours locked in his room. Well, how many times can you jerk off in the room and polish the prefect's badge? You've gone too far west, Fred," he caught himself, pointing to the compass embedded in the control panel.
  Fred hurriedly turned the steering wheel to the left.
  "Does your father know that you took his car?" Harry asked.
  "N-no," I mumbled. "He's working at night tonight. I hope we can get the car in the garage before Mom wakes up. God forbid she notices that we took a Ford.
  "What does your father do at the Ministry of Magic?"
  "He works in the most boring department, "Illegal use of Muggle inventions."
  "What is the use?" "I'll explain now. For example, you have a thing that wasn't made by wizards. You bewitched her, and then she got back to them - in a house or a store. An old witch died last year, and she had a tea set. It was sold at auction to a woman in the non-magical world. She invited her friends over for a cup of tea. So what was going on there! My father spent several weeks solving the case from morning to night.
  "Can you tell me more details?"
  "I can, of course. The kettle went berserk. He spat boiling water all around him, and the sugar tongs pinched one guest's nose, and he was sent to the hospital. My father was furious. There were only two of them in the department: him and an old wizard named Perkins Warbeck. They suffered a lot back then! They even used the Oblivion spell."
  "What about your father's car?"
  "It's totally awesome!" Fred laughed.
  "It wasn't the wizards who made up so many little tricks, they drove my father nuts. We have a barn full of them! He'll bring it back, take it apart, cast a spell, and put it back together. If he had searched himself, he would have had to arrest himself. Well, if he uses these things in a non-magical world. Mom swears that the whole barn is full of junk, but he doesn't give a damn."
  "That's our highway." George said, peering through the windshield into the thinning darkness. "Ten more minutes and we'll be home. It's getting light, I think we'll be on time."
  The horizon in the east was faintly flushed. I've been feeling a sinking feeling in my stomach for a long time. Harry ate my late pancake dinner. Well, I'm not sorry. He's so skinny. Damn, his stomach is rumbling too. Even louder than mine.
  Fred began to descend. I could make out the boundaries of fields and clumps of trees below.
  "Hey gobblers, we are almost over the village of Ottery St. Catchpole," George informed me.
  The ground was rapidly approaching. The crimson edge of the sun was already shining through the treetops.
  "Let's sit down! Breakfast is coming soon, so we won't be with Mom, but we'll sit quietly in our rooms. Then we'll eat." Fred announced.
  And the car bounced slightly and touched the ground with its wheels. We landed in a tiny backyard next to a sagging garage. Initially, it was a small brick house, but then from time to time new rooms were added to it from above and from the sides, the house grew by several floors, but it looked so unstable, as if it was held together by magic alone. Five chimneys jutted haphazardly from the red-tiled roof. At the entrance, the inscription "Rabbit Hole." hung on a pole, slightly askew. On the side of the porch, next to a huge rusty saucepan, was a pile of rubber boots of various colors and sizes. Plump little birds walked around the yard and pecked at something. They've bred up again, and we'll be able to slaughter meat soon. There will be chicken soup and fried legs. Mmm. And not just the tired eggs.
  Our whole company poured out of the car.
  "It's not much" I said modestly. It definitely does not reach the full-fledged menorahs of the old magical families. Besides, we don't have a magic source. There's a ley line nearby, of course, but it's pretty weak.
  "Great!" Harry exclaimed enthusiastically.
  "Now go upstairs. Everyone go to their beds. Just very, very quiet! Otherwise, Mom will wake up and make a scene." Fred commanded. "Mom will call for breakfast at 9. Ron, you'll run downstairs and cheerfully shout, "Look, Mom, who showed up last night!" She'll be happy, and no one will notice that we took the car.
  "Okay," I agreed. "Come on, Harry," I called to my friend, who was staring at the house in fascination. "I'm on the move sl..."
  Choking, I fell silent and my face turned green: the lights were on in the windows of the "Burrow", and my mother was approaching us from the porch, scattering the chickens. A small, plump woman with the kindest face, now resembling a saber-toothed tiger.
  Fred gasped.
  "Oh, my God," George blurted out.
  Mom came up to us and stopped, putting her hands on her hips and looking from one guilty face to another. She was wearing a flowered apron with a magic wand sticking out of the pocket.
  "Well?" she demanded menacingly.
  "Good morning, Mommy" George said it in what seemed to him a cheerful, contented voice.
  "Don't you understand how worried I was?" Mom whispered furiously.
  "I'm sorry, Mom, but we had to..."
  The three of us were almost a head taller than our mother, but we were mortally afraid of her anger.
  "Empty beds! No note! The car has disappeared! They could have been in a traffic accident! I'm almost crazy with worry! You don't think about anyone but yourself! I can't remember how long I've been alive! Just wait, the father will come. The older brothers had never done anything like this, not Bill, not Charlie, not Percy...
  "...our good boy," Fred ended his mother's angry tirade. "I WISH I COULD LEARN SOMETHING FROM PERCY." Mom exclaimed, pointing her finger at Fred's chest. "You could have died, you could have been seen, your father could lose his job because of you... Well, it's unlikely about work. Although he's considered a nutcase for collecting all sorts of junk, he's the only one in the Ministry of Magic who knows anything about Muggle technology. After all, he is well versed in Muggle technology and helps the ministry with the enchantment of official vehicles.
  Mom's anger seemed to have no end. And, only hoarsely, she turned to Harry, who backed away from her in fear. I thought he was used to shouting. With such relatives, but he was also afraid of our mother.
  "Welcome, dear Harry. Come in, we'll have breakfast now." Mom smiled warmly and with these words hurried back into the house. Phew, it seems to have worked out. Harry gave me a questioning look, I nodded encouragingly, and he followed my mom.
  Our kitchen is small and quite cramped. In the middle is a scrubbed wooden table surrounded by chairs. Sometimes we sit down to eat in the garden, but for now we can fit in here. Harry sat on the edge of the nearest chair and looked around. He had never been to a wizard's house before.
  On the opposite wall was a single-hand clock, enchanted by Dad after the wedding. At that time, he wanted to become an apprentice to artefactors, but he became interested in Muggles. And the magic war was going on then, and the masters were not up to recruiting new students. Instead of numbers, there were inscriptions on the watch face: "Tea time", "Time to feed the chickens", "Lateness" and the like. On the mantelpiece are stacks of my mother's books: "Conjure yourself a cheese!", "Charms used in baking", "How to cook a feast in one second. Miraculous magic!" There was an old radio on the wall behind the sink, which started talking again. The announcer announced:
  "The Hour of the Magicians. We begin the performance of the famous singer, the fortune teller Celestina Warlock."
  "Mom loves her. And they broadcast important news of the magical world on the radio. But Muggle televisions haven't caught on. Illusions are much more spectacular, but we don't like that."
  Mom was fussing over the stove, preparing breakfast: she threw sausages into the pan and, in between, shot menacing glances at us, saying:
  "I don't know what you were thinking... I would never have believed it... I don't blame you, my boy." She assured Harry, flicking eight small sausages onto his plate. "Arthur and I were very worried about you. We decided just last night to come get you if there's no reply to Ron's last letter by Friday. But think about it: flying halfway across the country in an illegal car! Surely someone noticed! You've flown through a non-magical world. Yes, since Harry lives in the Muggle part of Britain, he had to travel through Muggle space. Well, at least the car has an invisibility and eye-avoidance system. And the night was dark.
  Mom added a three-egg glaze to the sausages. Then she touched the dirty dishes in the sink with her magic wand, and it began to wash itself, tinkling slightly. It is necessary to learn this spell by the way. Mom refuses to teach us how to cook, she says it's a wife's responsibility and there's nothing to take away her hobby.
  "It was low cloud..." Fred mumbled.
  "They don't talk while eating." Mom called my brother to order.
  "They were starving him!" George tried to distract Mom.
  "That applies to you too." the mother did not calm down. But she didn't look so threatening as she buttered Harry's bread. Yeah. My friend looks like a starving man. And given Mom's belief that a man should eat properly, a friend will be fattened. Maybe even give him some muscle-building potions. Suddenly, a distracting circumstance invaded the kitchen in the form of our sister, dressed in a long nightgown. Damn, I should have warned her. Jeanie gave a little cry and ran out of the kitchen.
  "This is Ginny, my sister." I whispered to Harry. "She's been talking about you all summer. She's going to ask for your autograph. He smiled and joked. But when he met his mother's gaze, he looked down at his plate again. No one else said a word. We were silent until the plates were empty, which happened pretty quickly.
  "Oh, how tired I am" George yawned sweetly, putting his knife and fork on his plate. "I'm going to get some sleep..."
  "No, you're not going," Granny cut him off. "You didn't sleep all night because of your own stupidity. Go to the garden, it's time to expel the dwarves. They're all over the place again."
  "But Mom..."
  "And both of you will go" She looked at Fred (he has a green badge pinned on his tank top, and George has a red one.) and me and added, turning to Harry: "And you, my boy, go upstairs and rest. You didn't ask them to follow you in that wretched car."
  "Can I go with Ron? I want to see how the dwarves are expelled. I've never seen it before." Harry hurried to say.
  "You're a very kind boy, Harry, but kicking out dwarves is a boring job. Let's see what Lockhart says about this." Mom took a heavy volume from the mantelpiece. It's starting again...
  "But we know how to expel them." George protested.
  On the cover of the book was written in beautiful gold letters: "Gilderoy Lockhart. Household pests. The Reference book". There was also a large photograph of the author: a pretty face framed by blond curls, bright blue eyes. His face was lively, and his eyes twinkled merrily, if not cheekily. The reference is good, but here is the author... I just want to punch him in his face, but Mom likes him.
  "Oh, he's beautiful!" The mother exclaimed. "And how does he know his subject - household pests. It's a wonderful book..."
  "Mom loves him." Fred whispered loudly.
  "Don't be silly." Mom said, turning pink. "Well, if you know better than Lockhart how to make a garden safer, go ahead and work. And if even one dwarf remains, take the blame on yourself.
  Yawning and grumbling, my brothers and I trudged into the garden. Harry followed us. The garden was large and neglected. There were too many weeds, the lawn was not mowed, but the stone fence was overshadowed by the gnarled, gnarled branches of old trees, flowers that mom grows for potions, and a small pond overgrown with green duckweed is full of frogs. They walked across the lawn to the flower bed.
  "Muggles have dwarves too." Harry told me.
  "Very similar to ours! I've seen them" I ducked headfirst into a bush and said. "Small, fat, Santa Claus-like, fishing rod in hand. Ours wear trousers and shirts. They're also running around the garden with shovels and picks."
  The bush twitched, there was the sound of a desperate struggle, and I straightened up, holding the dwarf aloft in one hand.
  "He's a real dwarf," I said solemnly.
  "Twist me! Spin it!" A small creature that slightly resembled a human was screaming. The dwarf was small, wearing blue trousers and a checkered shirt. With kylo in one hand. I held him at arm's length, and he squirmed, trying to kick me with a foot as hard as flint. I deftly grabbed his ankles and turned him upside down.
  "Try to do the same." I said to Harry and, holding the gnome high, began to spin it with a flourish ("Twist me!"- shouted the dwarf), like a lasso. When I saw the horror in Harry's face, I added: "It won't hurt him. Only his head will spin, and he will not be able to find his way back to his burrow."
  With these words, I let go of my ankles, the dwarf flew about five meters, and crashed somewhere behind a hedge.
  "Too close!" Fred appreciated. "I bet I can get mine to that stump over there. Harry decided to throw his first dwarf over the hedge without promotion. But the latter, sensing the weakness of the newly-minted dwarf persecutor, managed to sink his razor-sharp teeth into Harry's finger. It wasn't so easy to peel it off.
  "He was a nice dwarf," One of the brothers noticed, "He could have flown ten meters away. Soon, the air was filled with a cloud of flying dwarves."
  "Our dwarves are a bit silly." George noticed, grabbing five of them at once. "When they hear that the expulsion has begun, they come to the surface. No, to get deeper into the burrows." Soon, two dozen exiles crowded into the field, and they walked away in a long line, hunching their shoulders.
  "They'll be back," I said, watching the dwarves disappear one by one into the hedgerows at the other end of the field. They like it here. My father is so kind to them, he says they're funny."
  The whole garden was devoured by contagion. And my father is against a radical solution to the problem. The front door slammed in the house.
  "It's the father!" George exclaimed. "Returned from work."
  The dwarves were forgotten, and we ran through the garden to the house. My father was sitting wearily in the kitchen chair, taking off his glasses and squeezing his eyes shut. He was thin, with a short haircut, but his hair was also bright red. He was wearing a green robe, worn and dusty from constant travel. Dad spent the whole week running around on night raids. I had a snack at home and ran to work.
  "What a night it was," he said softly, reaching for the kettle. We sat around him. Even Harry was curious about what he had to say. "Nine challenges. Nine! Old Mundungus Fletcher tried to curse me when my back was turned..." My father took a long sip of tea and sighed.
  "Were there any interesting cases, Dad?" Fred asked curiously.
  "Just a few melting keys, plus a biting cauldron." My father replied with a yawn. There was one very unpleasant substance. "But it's not in our department. And there were also exceptionally strange ground squirrels, and Prudsmert was called in for questioning. Thank God, the gophers are under the jurisdiction of the Committee on Experimental Magic..."
  "I don't understand, who wants to waste time on melting keys?" George asked his father.
  "There are still fans of annoying Muggles," Mr. Weasley sighed. "They will sell such a key to a muggle, and the key will disappear. The Muggle is looking for him, looking for him, but the key has disappeared through the ground. And there are no guilty parties. Muggles don't report things missing, they don't want to admit that there are melting keys. They say they lost it. They'll put up with anything to ignore magic, even if it's happening right under their noses. You can't even imagine what our people conjure."
  "FOR EXAMPLE, CARS?!"
  The mother entered the kitchen, holding a long poker in her hand like a sword. The father opened his eyes wide and stared guiltily at his wife. Yeah, I forgot that she didn't know about the additional functions of the car.
  "W-what kind of cars, dear Molly?"
  "Yes, Arthur, cars." Her mother's eyes were sparkling. "Imagine a magician who bought an old wreck and told his wife that he would take it apart just to understand the device. But in fact, he uses a spell of volatility on her. And please, you can fly to the ends of the earth in this car."
  Dad blinked and launched into an explanation. You see, darling, you're about to realize that this wizard didn't break the law one bit. Although, of course... uh... it would have been better if he had told his wife the truth... There is a clause in the law... if the wizard had no intention of flying in the non-magical world, the fact that the car acquired volatility does not mean..."
  "Arthur Weasley, you wrote this law yourself, and of course you inserted this clause carefully!" Mrs. Weasley was thundering. "So that you can safely mess around in your shed with all these Muggle nonsense! mom never shared her husband's love for the technology of ordinary people. Yes, that's understandable. She's been working intermittently. To make it work, you need to enchant it specifically. And it's not a fact that something won't fail at the most inopportune moment. "So, for your information, Harry flew to us this morning in the very car that was not intended for flights! Across an entire non-magical land!"
  "Harry?" Mr. Weasley said, not understanding anything. "Which Harry?"
  He looked around the kitchen, saw my friend, and jumped in surprise.
  "Oh my God!" he exclaimed. "Why, it's Harry Potter. "Happy to see you! Ron has told us so much about you..."
  "Your sons flew this car to Little Whinging last night and brought their friend. What do you say to that?" Her mother's voice grew stronger.
  "Did you really fly there? And quite successfully?" My father asked with genuine delight. "I... I..." he broke off: fiery sparks were already flying from his mother's eyes. Of course, boys, this is very, very wrong..."
  Mom started to swell up like a big American frog. It's time to go. I tugged at my friend's shirt sleeve.
  "We have nothing else to do here." I whispered to Harry. "Come on, I'll show you my room."
  We quickly left the kitchen and walked down a narrow hallway to a lopsided staircase that ran up through the house. On the third landing, the door to the room was open. As we passed by, the door slammed shut.
  "This is Ginny," I explained. "She's so shy, and it really torments her. Actually, her door is always wide open."
  They walked down two more flights and stopped at a peeling door with a sign on it: "Roland's Room."
  I was named after a knight, and Harry was actually Harold, I asked. However, he says his aunt indicated it in the documents.
  I opened the door, and Harry and I found ourselves in a small room with a low, sloping ceiling that almost touched the top of his head. I used to hook the ceiling with my head in low places where the roof went downhill. Everything in the room was ablaze with shades of bright orange: the bedspread, the walls, even the ceiling. Every inch of the old wallpaper was covered with posters depicting the same seven witches and wizards in bright orange cloaks, holding a broom in one hand, waving greetings with the other. How much time did Bill and Charlie take for that... I wish they had bought me a new wand. Even though I asked for a new one at the beginning of the summer, I was told that I would have to suffer for a year or two because of Gini.
  "What is your favorite team?" Harry asked.
  "Peddle guns," I replied, waving my hand at the orange bedspread, which was decorated with two huge black letters "P" and a flying cannonball. "Ninth place in the League."
  School textbooks lay in uneven piles in the corner of the room, next to comics, almost the entire series "Patrick Piggs, the Crazy Muggle." On the windowsill is a sun-drenched aquarium full of frog eggs, with a magic wand on it. Charlie asked to breed some magical frogs. They say they are very tasty. Nearby, a fat gray rat is dozing in the sun.
  Harry stepped over a self-shuffling deck of cards and looked out the small window. He turned to me, and I froze nervously, waiting for the verdict.
  "It's a little small, of course," I said. "Not like your room at the Dursleys. And definitely under the nook of a ghoul. He's up there in the attic, howling and banging on the pipes."
  "I think it's the most beautiful house in the world." Harry said happily, smiling all over his face.
  I felt my ears turn pink.
  "Make yourself comfortable, I'll go get a cot now."
  "Where to?"
  "Into the basement. We have a warehouse there and Mamina's potion factory."
  "All kinds of healing and strengthening potions. Mind you, she'll feed them to you. You're so skinny."
  Part 2.
  Our house was a mess. Something was constantly making itself felt in him: it was making noise, knocking, falling. Mirrors gave advice. There was a ghoul in the attic who sometimes felt that life in the house was too quiet and measured. And he began to howl, accompanying himself with blows on the water pipes. And there was always something exploding in the twins' room. I'm used to this, but Harry was scared at first. But then I got used to it. He even started sticking his tongue out at the mirror when it talked about a comb.
  Mom gave us a pair of fresh socks every morning, and at each meal she stuffed several supplements into Harry. After all, my friend is so skinny. At dinner, his father would sit Harry down next to him and bombard him with questions about Muggle life. He was particularly concerned about electrical appliances and the work of the postal service.
  "Well, well!" he rubbed his hands in anticipation, having heard from Harry about the phone. How many things they made up! And what else can they do without magic? Well, I'll sort it out and enchant it. And then I'll install it at home.
  A week after we arrived at the Burrow, we received letters from Hogwarts. It was a clear, sunny morning. Dad, Mom, and Jeanie were already having breakfast in the kitchen, and Harry and I soon came down. In the blink of an eye, she ducked under the table for a bowl and came back out red as a crab. Harry sat down in his seat and took a plate full of toast from his mother's hands. And he looked at his friend with displeasure. He'll be chewing naked bread again.
  "Harry, honey, take some orange jam."
  "Thank you, Aunt Molly."
  "Here, take some more tea, don't eat it in dry water. Ron, do you want another chop?"
  "Yes, thanks Mom."
  We began to eat. When we were just finishing breakfast, Dad appeared in the kitchen.
  "Boys, there are letters for you from school." With that, my father handed Harry and me an envelope each. The envelopes were identical, made of yellow parchment with the address written in green ink. "McGonagall already knows that we have you, nothing will escape her."
  The door opened and Fred and George came into the kitchen, both still in their pajamas.
  "We've finally arrived. This is for you." Dad handed the twins the same envelopes.
  The kitchen was quiet for about five minutes. We plunged into reading. Outside, my parents and I go in search of Harry. We walked down the street. So it's like Hagrid is coming. He even took off his favorite jacket and was wearing pants and a plaid shirt. And who's next to him? Well, he's dirty.... Where did that get him?
  "Harry!" Taking a deep breath and waving his hand in greeting, my father shouted. "We were hoping you didn't get past one of the bars." He wiped his shiny bald spot. "Molly was almost crazy with worry.
  Dad summoned the silver fox and sent it to his mother, saying:
  "Molly, dear, Harry has been found. We're at the bank."
  "Which fireplace did you come out of, Harry?" I asked.
  "I don't know."
  "He disembarked at Lyutny Lane," Hagrid knitted his thick eyebrows. Holy shit... It's dangerous even for adult wizards to enter there.
  "Holy shit!" The twins exclaimed.
  "We are strictly forbidden to go there..." I said gloomily.
  "That's a good thing! It won't take long to disappear there", Hagrid croaked.
  "Harry! My dear! Found it!" Mom was racing toward us at full speed, waving her purse with one hand and dragging Ginny with the other. "Harry! Darling! You could have died!" But she's right. If it wasn't for Hagrid, I wouldn't have seen my best friend again. Only adult magicians risk entering this hotbed of crime, and then only armed almost to the teeth. Running over, Mom instantly took an enchanted clothes brush out of her bag and began to sweep away the soot from Harry's robes. And Dad took Harry's glasses off his nose and touched them with a magic wand, one, two, and the glasses are as good as new! By the way, why hasn't he bought new ones yet? Did he even check his eyesight, or is he still wearing old glasses? Judging by their appearance, he had them since childhood. He should ask Hermione to find him new glasses. She has to understand them. Magicians mostly use potions. Glasses are worn either for solidity or artefactors when working.
  "However, I have to go, see you at school," Hagrid said goodbye, pulling his hand out of his mother's, who still couldn't calm down:
  "Lyutny lane! And if you hadn't found it!" His mother was wailing over Harry.
  The forester moved in the opposite direction to Lyutny Lane, towering over passersby by almost a head. And our whole company went to the bank.
  "Guess who I saw at the Gorbin and Burks store?" Harry asked Hermione and me. And then he answered himself: "Malfoy and his father!" What, did that pompous dark one drag a child there?!
  "Did Lucius Malfoy buy anything there?" Dad asked eagerly. He's had a thing for Malfoy since the wizarding war.
  "No, he sold it himself."
  "Ah, he got nervous." My father was clearly pleased. "I wish I could catch him on something!"
  "Be careful, Arthur," Mom said sternly, following the goblin, who was bowing low, into the bank. "This family is dangerous. Don't dig into a piece that you can't swallow!"
  "Do you think I'm no match for Malfoy?" the father was indignant. But then he saw Hermione's parents and immediately forgot about him. The Grangers were standing at the counter that ran along the walls of the marble lobby. They were waiting for Hermione to introduce them, and they were visibly worried.
  "Hello, friends!" Their father greeted them enthusiastically. "Muggles! You are real Muggles! Our acquaintance should be celebrated! You came to change the money, right? Look, Molly, real pounds." He pointed to the ten-pound note in Mr. Granger's hand.
  It's a shame. They might be Muggles, but my father was completely taken aback by the sight of them. He's probably already figuring out how much information he can get from them about their technology. Harry is a kid and he just doesn't know a lot.
  "I'll meet you here, Hermione," I said, and our whole family, along with Harry, went to the vaults of the bank, where our safes were located.
  There were rails leading to the safes, along which wagons ran. The wagons were operated by goblins and carried wizards back and forth. The road connected all the underground banking facilities. The door of our safe opened. Inside the steel box was a pitiful handful of silver sickles and only one gold galleon. Mom took a good look around the corners, took out all the coins in one fell swoop and poured them into her purse. Then we went to Harry's safe. A friend, blushing, went into the safe and blocking the entrance with his back, began to blindly rake in the money. And why is he embarrassed. He must have a lot of money in his safe. His grandfather did a good job selling a hair potion called just shine. After that, we all got into the trailer together and went upstairs. What a mug he's got. Red as a tomato.
  Our group split up on the marble staircase. Percy mumbled something about a new pen, and Fred and George met Lee Jordan, a school friend. The father invited the Grangers to the Leaky Cauldron to celebrate their acquaintance. Well, right now he's going to ask around. And Mom and Ginny were rushing to the second-hand clothing store.
  "We'll meet at the Flourish and Blotts bookstore in an hour and buy textbooks for everyone. And forget about Lyutny Lane!" She called after the twins and, holding Ginny tightly by the hand, trotted off towards the clothing store.
  Harry, Hermione, and I were walking along a winding, cobblestone street.
  Harry bought three large cones of strawberry ice cream with chocolate and peanut butter. And we ate it with pleasure. Hmm, well, he seems to have calmed down.
  We walked for a long time, looking at the shop windows. My eyes lit up: there was a full set of equipment for my favorite team, the Cannons of Peddle, in the window of the Quidditch shop. Hermione pulled me away from the display case and led us to a nearby writing supplies store for ink and parchment. There we met the twins with Lee Jordan. They were stuck at the counter with Dr. Feuerwerkus's cold and wet miracle firecrackers. And in a tiny shop selling broken magic wands, ruined copper scales, old stained robes and other junk, they stumbled upon Percy. He was standing at the counter, immersed in the most boring little book "Elders who achieved power."
  "The prefects of Hogwarts and their further life path", I read the text from the back cover out loud.
  "Don't bother me!" Percy blurted out without looking up from his reading.
  "He is very ambitious and purposeful. Wants to be Minister of Magic," Moving away from my brother, I explained to my friends in a low voice.
  "Harry, let's go to Madame Malkin's."
  "What for? My old robes still fit."
  "Buddy, I'm sorry, but at least you could change your clothes. Okay, we don't have money for new things, but you are. She's hanging on you like a sack."
  "Harry really is. By the way, I've heard that you can buy an enchanted costume."
  "Yeah. Only they cost more."
  "Okay, we're convinced."
  And we dragged each other to a clothing store. And then to the pharmacy. Hermione had seen eye drops to improve her eyesight. At the same time, they asked the healer on duty at the pharmacy to cast a special spell on Harry's glasses. So that they adjust to his vision.
  An hour later, we hurried to the Flourish and Blotts store. And, I must say, we weren't the only ones in a hurry. As we approached the store, to our amazement, we saw a huge crowd at the entrance, rushing inside. The reason for this was obviously the huge sign on the upper window:
  
  Gilderoy Lockhart signs autobiography
  "I AM A WIZARD" today from 12.30 to 16.30.
  
  Damn. Here we are. Or did Mom drag us to the presentation on purpose?
  "We're about to see Lockhart himself," Hermione stammered in delight. "He wrote almost all the textbooks on our list!"
  The crowd consisted mainly of women in their fifties. At the entrance, the stuffy wizard kept repeating:
  "Take it easy, lady, take it easy! Don't push! Please be careful with the books!"
  Harry, Hermione, and I squeezed in. Well, well! The queue stretched across the store to the very end, where Lockhart signed his books. Picking up a book called "Holidays with a hag", we all rushed along the queue to where our parents were standing.
  "Here you are! Perfectly!" Mom exclaimed, breathing excitedly and smoothing her hair. "One more minute and we'll see him!"
  And now - oh, happiness! - We saw it. He was sitting at a table surrounded by his own portraits. They all winked and flashed dazzling smiles at their female fans. Lockhart was alive, wearing a robe the color of forget-me-nots to match his blue eyes. The magic hat is perched famously on golden curls.
  A short, nervous-looking man danced around the table, constantly snapping a large camera, from which thick purple smoke poured out with each flash.
  "Don't get in the way!" He barked at me, backing away and stepping on my foot. Don't you see, I'm shooting for the Daily Prophet."
  "Too bad for me!" I rubbed my bruised leg with the other.
  Lockhart heard an exclamation. He looked in my direction. And suddenly he jumped up, looking as if he had seen Merlin in person.
  "It can't be! Could it really be Harry Potter himself!" He rejoiced.
  The crowd parted, whispering excitedly. Lockhart rushed to his friend, grabbed his arm, and dragged him to the table. And the crowd burst into thunderous applause. Posing for a photographer, Lockhart forcefully shook Harry's hand, which had flushed to the roots of his hair. The camera was clicking like crazy, blowing thick clouds of smoke in the direction of our family.
  "Harry! Smile wider!" Lockhart smiled brilliantly himself. "You and I will decorate the front page!"
  The little man finished filming, and Lockhart released the boy's hand. Harry didn't know where to turn from embarrassment. Lockhart grabbed him by the shoulder and stopped him from taking a step. Pulling Harry towards him and demanding silence with a wave of his hand, he solemnly announced:
  "Ladies and gentlemen, What unforgettable moments! Let me make one small statement to you. Young Harry came to Flourish and Blotts today to buy my autographed book, but he won't have to spend any money. I give him all my books."
  The audience applauded again.
  "That's not all." Lockhart shook Harry slightly, causing the boy's glasses to slide down the tip of his nose. "You know, Harry, you're going to get a lot more than just my book, I'm a Wizard. From now on, you and your friends will have a living wizard at your disposal. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It is with great pleasure and pride that I inform you that since the first of September I have been invited to take up the post of Professor of Defense against the Dark Arts at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! The audience gave Lockhart a standing ovation, and Lockhart himself presented Harry with all his seven books, and Harry finally found his freedom. He looked around the room and, noticing Jeanie, walked towards her, staggering under the weight of Lockhart's writings.
  "This is for you, Ginny," he said, putting all the books into the cauldron on the floor next to her. "I'll buy one for myself. Study well!"
  "I see you're happy!" Malfoy's voice came from behind him.
  Harry straightened up. Draco Malfoy was standing next to him, smiling his cheeky smile.
  "The famous Harry Potter! You didn't have time to enter the bookstore and immediately found youself on the first page of The Prophet!"
  Ginny stared at Draco in surprise.
  "Don't bother him! Harry didn't want that at all," Suddenly she said. It was the first time Ginny had opened her mouth in front of Harry.
  "The bride and groom! Ha ha ha!" Draco began to tease them.
  Ginny blushed. Hermione and I, seeing something was wrong, rushed to the rescue. We both had stacks of Lockhart textbooks in our hands.
  "Oh, it's you!" I looked at Draco as if he were a dead cockroach. Cockroaches often come to our house, as well as vole rats, then mom brings them out with some kind of potion. "I bet you're surprised you met Harry here."
  "I'm even more surprised to see you in this store. Wow, so many purchases! Your parents will probably go hungry for a month now."
  I blushed harder than Ginny. I threw the books into her cauldron and rushed at Malfoy, but Harry and Hermione managed to grab me by the skirts of my robes.
  "Ron! Stop it now!" The father shouted, pushing through the crowd with the twins. "Go outside. This is not a store, but a madhouse."
  "Bah! Who do I see! Arthur Weasley!"
  It was Mr. Malfoy. When he reached his son, he put his hand on his shoulder and grinned, just like Draco.
  "Hello, Lucius," his father greeted him coldly.
  "I heard that the Ministry has added jobs. All these raids, you know! Do they even pay you overtime?"
  With that, he reached into Ginny's cauldron and dug out an old, battered textbook, The Beginner's Guide to Reincarnation, among Lockhart's glossy books.
  "Apparently not," he sighed. "Is it worth shaming the name of a wizard if you don't even get paid for it?"
  The father blushed even more deeply than the children. Yeah, with his habit of spending half his earnings on his Muggle quirks, like kicking in the balls with a sickle.
  "We have different ideas about what dishonors the name of a wizard, Mr. Malfoy," he snapped.
  "It's obvious." Malfoy turned his gray eyes to Hermione's parents, who were looking at the escalating quarrel with fear. "Who are you hanging out with! There's nowhere to fall lower."
  By the way, how did they get into the Leaky Cauldron? There are also distraction charms for Muggles. Are they squibs?
  Then Dad couldn't stand it either. Kicking the pathetically clanking cauldron, he rushed at Mr. Malfoy, grabbed him by the chest and threw him onto a bookshelf.
  "I'll show you how to hurt my friends," He shouted, catching the heavy books falling on him with his back.
  "That's him, Father! Hit him hard!" The twins were screaming.
  "Arthur! Please don't," my mother begged.
  The crowd rushed to the exit, sweeping away bookshelves in its path.
  "Lady! Please stop!" the salesman was struggling, trying to restore order.
  "It's a pure madhouse! Get the fuck out of here!" A voice boomed out.
  Of course, it was Hagrid rushing to help. He easily overcame the rubble of books and in the blink of an eye pulled the brawlers apart. My father had a split lip, and Mr. Malfoy had a huge black eye, the mark of a blow from a thick Encyclopedia of Toadstools. The elder Malfoy still had Ginny's textbook in his hands. He put it back into the cauldron, and his eyes twinkled maliciously.
  "Here's your book, girl. Your father can't buy a better one."
  With these words, he freed himself from Hagrid's arms, looked expressively at his son, and both hurried away.
  "And why, Arthur, are you paying attention to the damned" Hagrid muttered and began tugging at his father's robes, almost knocking him to the floor. This family, vestimo, is rotten to the core! Don't worry so much about them. Bad blood! Let's go outside quickly."
  The whole company left the store. Mr. and Mrs. Granger were trembling with fear, and Mom was seething with rage.
  "You're setting a good example for the kids.... Fight in public... God! What Gilderoy Lockhart will think."
   "Gilderoy Lockhart was on top of bliss!" Fred reassured his mother. "I didn't hear how he asked that guy from the newspaper to insert a battle scene into the report. I've heard of it. Totally obsessed with popularity!"
  We went to pay for the textbooks, to the lamentation of the seller that he would no longer get involved with the crowd of fans of this hero.
  Our whole company entered the Leaky Cauldron with their heads down. The Grangers left the inn through the opposite exit leading to London Street. The father started to ask them how the bus stops work, but when he caught his wife's eye, he obediently fell silent. It was time to get back to the Burrow, and Harry and my family hurried to the fireplace.
  I hope Harry gets there okay this time.
  Chapter 3 flying to school and its consequences.
  Summer vacation ended too quickly. Of course, I missed Hogwarts, but the month I spent with Harry was the best of my life. We walked around the neighborhood of the burrow without going far into the magical world. My friend was interested in everything. The twins were in their room, cooking something. Jeanie kept a diary for herself and constantly wrote in it.
  On the last night, my mother had a huge dinner: She cooked, fried, and baked all of Harry's favorite dishes. There was molasses pudding for the sweetmeat - you can lick your fingers! The evening ended with fireworks, George and Fred lit sparklers, and for almost half an hour red and blue stars danced on the walls and ceiling. Then everyone had a cup of hot chocolate and went to bed.
  We gathered for a long time in the morning. And even though we woke up with the roosters, it seemed like we wouldn't have time to do anything. Mom was in a bad mood, rushing around the house in search of feathers and clean socks, the other inhabitants of the "Hole", half-dressed, with toasts in their hands, bumped into each other on the stairs, munching on the move, and my father almost broke his neck, tripping over a chicken as he hurried across the yard to the car, dragging Ginny's heavy suitcase.
  Bulky suitcases easily fit into the trunk. Finally, everyone was seated, and Ginny and Mom sat in the front seat, which was as long as a garden bench. Turning back to where Harry, Fred, George, Percy, and I were comfortably ensconced, she was surprised:
  Muggles aren't as stupid as we think they are. Such a roomy car! But you'd never tell by the look of it.
  My father turned on the ignition, and the overloaded Ford rolled heavily out of the yard. Harry turned back, apparently wanting to take a last look at the house. Before I could say goodbye to the house, the car backed up: George had forgotten the box of firecrackers.
  Five minutes later, there was another stop, and Fred took off after the broom. Finally, they reached the highway safely, and then Ginny threw up her hands: she had left her diary at home. I had to go back for the diary. We looked at the clock, and it turned out that we were late for the train. The situation in the car was tense.
  My father looked at my mother pleadingly.
  "Molly, dear..."
  "No way, Arthur!"
  "But no one will see us. This is the little button from the invisibility device, I inserted it myself. Let's turn it on just for the duration of takeoff, then we'll bury ourselves in the clouds. And we'll be there in ten minutes. No one will know anything..." my father swore to my mother.
  "I said no, Arthur. Especially in broad daylight!"
  At a quarter past ten we stopped at King's Cross Station. My father rushed across the road to get the luggage carts, and soon our whole company was almost running to the platform.
  "Percy goes first," Mom ordered, nervously glancing at her watch.
  There were five minutes left before the train left, and there were eight of us, plus this barrier.
  Percy took a sharp step forward and disappeared. Dad followed, followed by Fred and George.
  "I'll take Ginny," Mom said, "and you're right behind us."
  Grabbing Ginny's hand, she rushed forward. And in the blink of an eye, she and her daughter disappeared. Harry and I followed them.
  "Let's go together," I suggested, "there's only one minute left."
  Harry made sure that Hedwig's cage was firmly seated on the suitcase, and steered the cart straight at the barrier. We walked bent over the cart, aiming at the barrier and increasing our pace by the second. A few steps before the barrier, they started running, and...
  boom!
  The carts hit the barrier and bounced back. My suitcase fell with a crash, Harry was knocked off his feet, the cage bounced on the floor of the platform, and Hedwig flew out with indignant screams. The surrounding people stared in amazement at the incomprehensible incident.
  "What are you doing!" One of the station attendants attacked us.
  "I couldn't handle the cart," Harry thought up an explanation, getting to his feet and rubbing his bruised side. I rushed to catch Hedwig, which caused the indignation of onlookers who were outraged by the cruel treatment of the bird. Harry's cage is really too small for such an owl.
  "Why didn't we manage to break through the barrier like everyone else?" Harry asked me in a whisper.
  "I can't imagine..." I looked around in disbelief. Half a dozen onlookers were still staring at us.
  "We're going to miss the train," he said in a sinking voice. "I don't understand why the entrance didn't open...."
  I tried to break through again. He aimed accurately, rolled the cart to the barrier and pushed it forward with all his might. The metal barrier did not budge.
  "That's it," I said, stunned. "The train left. What happens if Mom and Dad come out on the wrong side and we part ways? Do you have any Muggle money?"
  "About five pounds." Harry said gloomily. "Do you remember when we went to the bank? But I wanted to buy lenses in the summer, as that healer advised."
  "Is that a lot?"
  "It's definitely enough to live for a couple of days."
  I pressed my ear to the cold metal of the barrier.
  "I can't hear anything," I muttered, confused. "What should we do now? How long will the parents be looking for us?"
  We looked around - we're still attracting attention, mainly because Hedwig keeps screaming loudly.
  "It's probably best to get back to the car," Harry suggested it. "Everyone's looking at us here"...
  "Harry!" I exclaimed, and the joyful lights flashed in my eyes again. "The car!"
  "What is a car?"
  Exactly. Most of the road will be in the magical world, so the main thing is to fly through London, and then we'll dive for the train.
  "We can fly to Hogwarts in our car!"
  "But I thought..."
  "We're in a desperate situation, aren't we? We have to go to school! In an emergency, even underage wizards are allowed to use magic. Paragraph nine of the Code, I think...."
  "Can you drive a flying car?" Harry asked.
  "Easily." I turned the cart towards the exit of the station. "Let's go quickly! Let's hurry up and catch up with the London-Hogwarts express. And we'll get on his tail."
  We pushed the carts through the crowd, went out onto the forecourt and turned right into an alley where an old Ford Anglia was parked.
  After tapping my wand a few times, I opened the roomy trunk, and we loaded our suitcases into it, put Hedwig's cage in the back seat, and settled ourselves in the front. Grimacing, I took out a package of sandwiches. Damn, beef again. What about Harry? About the pork leg. We exchanged packages of sandwiches made by Mom and got into the car.
  "Make sure that no one notices anything." I said, and with another stroke of my wand, I turned on the ignition.
  "It's all right," he said.
  And I pressed the tiny silver button on the dashboard. The Ford disappeared into thin air, and so did we. I could feel the seat vibrating beneath us, hear the sound of the engine, feel the steering wheel in my palms. Apparently, I turned into a pair of pupils hovering two meters above the ground in an unattractive alley filled with cars.
  "Let's go," I said.
  And the alley, along with the reddish-brown buildings on both sides, fell through somewhere. In a few more seconds, the whole of London lay in plain sight below us, partly sparkling with lights, partly shrouded in smoke. No one seems to have noticed our takeoff.
  Suddenly, something fired softly, and the car gained visibility along with us. I pressed the button with all my might. Damn it, what the fuck? Everything worked last time.
  "It's stuck somewhere," I said, confused.
  They hit the button one at a time. The car disappeared again. And then she reappeared, as if nothing had happened.
  "Hold on!" I shouted and pressed the accelerator pedal sharply: the car soared up, got inside a dense layer of clouds and flew blindly, as if in a thick fog.
  "Where to now?" Harry asked, peering into the milky whiteness that enveloped the car from all sides.
  "Now we need to find the train."
  "Come on then hurry down..."
  The car broke out of the cloud zone, and we twisted in our seats, each in his own direction, hung down.
  "There he is, ahead! I can see him!" Harry was delighted.
  I looked in the direction where my friend was pointing. The London-Hogwarts express was writhing below like a long crimson snake.
  "It goes due north," I determined it by the compass on the control panel. Which is logical. The school is located in the north of Scotland. In one of the corners of the magical world of Earth. "We will check it every half hour. Now hold on tight..."
  The car pierced through the clouds and found itself in a haze of sunlight. The world has been transformed. Under the wheels there is an endless sea of puffy snow-white clouds, boundless blue all around, and a dazzlingly bright sun above everything. Well, the charms of a temperature pleasant to people are installed in the car. My brothers and I checked. It's the same in the sun as in the evening.
  "Here," I said, "you only have to be afraid of airplanes."
  I remembered my experience of flying on a broom when I almost crashed into an airplane that flew into us through the passage in the village. It's not clear who was more scared. Me or that girl.
  Harry and I looked at each other and started laughing nervously. They laughed and laughed and couldn't stop for a long time.
  It was like we were in a magical dream. Towers and domes of cumulus clouds float by, the car interior is flooded with hot radiance, a pot-bellied bag of toffee with a bag of sandwiches in the glove compartment. And ahead is a triumphant landing on the green lawn running around Hogwarts Castle, and the envious glances of the twins Fred and George.
  We flew north, dived down every half hour, checked the direction. And each time we saw more and more new paintings below. London had long been left behind, well-tended green fields had gone, which were replaced by pinkish-purple moorlands, here and there villages with old toy churches could be seen. A huge city floated by, with tiny cars scurrying through the streets like colorful ants. Damn, it's been a long time since we've been diving into the magical world. We don't want Muggles to notice us. I thought the train would leave the Muggle part of the world sooner.
  A few hours of monotonous flight, however, noticeably reduced our enthusiasm. The toffee made me very thirsty. I looked only at the front and checked the compass. Harry offered to hold the steering wheel while I ate the sandwiches, but I didn't dare. How great it would be to ride now in one of the cool carriages that rolled along the rails far below, and drink a glass of icy pumpkin juice delivered by a kind chubby witch! But why couldn't we get to platform nine and three quarters?
  "We're probably coming soon, aren't we?" I croaked, a few more hours later. The sun was already sinking into the cloud fields, brightening them with all shades of red. "Should I go down again?"
  The train was still below us, crawling down the side of a snow-capped mountain. It was much darker under the clouds that hid the sun.
  I stepped on the accelerator and the car took off again, but then for some reason the engine howled ominously. Damn, did she run out of gas? Or are we just flying too long?
  Harry and I exchanged nervous glances.
  "He's probably tired," I suggested. "So much work without a break!"
  We pretended that nothing special was happening, and the howling grew stronger. It was getting dark fast, and the stars were already starting to light up in the dark. The wipers on the car began to shake for some reason. As if they were expressing dissatisfaction.
  "We're very close now," I said, more to the car than to Harry. "At all." He tapped the panel lid with his fingers. Soon they began to descend again, peering into the darkness, looking for familiar signs.
  "Look at that!" Harry suddenly shouted. "Right ahead!"
  High on the cliff overlooking the lake, the towers and turrets of Hogwarts Castle stood out against the dark night sky. Well, finally. Now the main thing is to reach the castle. But the car was already shaking violently, and it was rapidly losing speed.
  "Just a little more," I begged her, yanking on the steering wheel. "We're almost there."
  We've never ridden it for so long. The engine was roaring. Thin jets of steam flew out from under the hood. We were already approaching the lake.
  The car rocked violently. I gripped the steering wheel tighter, so that my knuckles turned white. The car rocked again.
  "Just a little more," I breathed. We were flying over the lake, right at the castle. I stepped on the pedal.
  There was a loud clang, several exhaust emissions, and the engine finally stopped.
  "Yeah," I said into the silence. The hood of the car dived down. We started to fall, gaining speed, and in another minute we would crash into the solid castle wall.
  "Wait a minute!" I yelled, twisting the steering wheel.
  A couple of centimeters from the wall, the car turned into a high arch and flew inside the castle. The greenhouses were dark below, followed by garden beds, and then the lawn began. The car continued to descend. I let go of the steering wheel and took my magic wand out of my back pocket.
  "Stop! Stop!" I shouted, banging on the windshield with my wand, but the car kept falling vertically to the ground.
  "Be careful, tree!" Harry yelled, throwing himself on the steering wheel. But it was too late.
  Kr-rak!
  With the heart-rending sound of metal hitting the bark of a tree, the car crashed into a thick trunk and fell to the ground, bouncing like a ball. Thick steam was pouring out from under the flattened hood. Hedwig was screaming in a horrified voice. Harry slammed his forehead into the windshield, and an egg-sized lump popped up. I crashed into the steering wheel. Damn, not again! I let out a cry of despair.
  "Are you alive?" Harry asked, startled.
  "My wand," I said shakily. "Look what happened to her."
  The wand split into two pieces, held back by a thin splinter.
  Harry opened his mouth to comfort me: the magic wand can be repaired at school. At the same moment, something hit the left door with the force of a cannonball.
  "What's happening?" I looked out the windshield and gasped. A branch as thick as a good python whipped against the glass. The tree we crashed into was striking back. The glass is well enchanted for impenetrability, and the body of the car is reinforced with magic, otherwise it would have crushed us already.
  Another twisting branch lashed at the right-hand door. The windshield shook with the rattling of knuckle-like branches, and one huge branch, twisted like a ram's horn, struck violently at the roof.
  "This is too much!" I exclaimed. "Let's get out of here!"
  I put my whole body against the door, but a powerful uppercut threw me into Harry's lap.
  Another huge branch hit the ceiling of the car with a deafening roar. The damn tree. How long will the enchantment on the car last?
  "We're lost." I was ready to cry. The car suddenly began to vibrate, and the engine turned on by itself. Well, thank God.
  "Reverse gear!" Harry shouted, and the car jerked back. Damn, did her father make her a controlling personality like a golem? What the fuck? And the willow tree kept trying to reach the offenders with snake branches.: We could hear its roots cracking. The brawler almost tore herself out of the ground, wanting revenge.
  "We were on the verge of death." I said, barely catching my breath. "Well done, Ford!"
  Ford, however, seemed to have run out of patience. With an indignant clang, both doors flew open, the seats threw us to the sides, and we fell flat to the ground. A loud knock from behind announced that the car had emptied our suitcases out of the trunk. Hedwig's cage flew overhead. The door opened, and Hedwig broke free. Making long, angry screams, the bird flew smoothly towards the school. And the scratched Ford, emitting steam, rumbled into the darkness, expressing the strongest indignation with the red lights of the taillights.
  "Come back!" I shouted after him. "Come back! My mother will kill me!" My father will be more forgiving. But Mom can even take up the rod.
  But the Ford, with a final snort of exhaust, disappeared into the darkness.
  "We were really unlucky," I said dejectedly, and bent down to pick up the rat Skabers.
  "Wow! Of all the trees here, crash into the one that fights back!" And I turned back, glancing at the old weeping willow-it was still waving its branches vindictively. But I still have to write home about a runaway car and a broken wand. The parents will be furious. Especially Mom. She generally gets turned on quickly, just like her sister.
  "Yeah, bad luck," said Harry unhappily. "Let's go straight to school."
  I put on my jacket. And he went with Harry to the entrance to the castle. The return was not at all as victorious as it seemed. Exhausted, stiff, and bruised, we grabbed our suitcases by the handles and trudged up the hill to the huge oak doors of the school. It's good that our suitcases are enchanted, and weight relief makes them much lighter at Hogwarts than in the ordinary world.
  "The grand opening is probably already underway," I said, dropping my suitcase at the front stairs. He quietly approached the brightly lit window and looked inside.
  "Come here, Harry," I called. "The distribution has already started!"
  Harry came over and we watched the ceremony taking place in the Great Hall. I kept looking for my little sister. Will she get into Gryffindor or will she go to her friend Luna in Ravenclaw?
  A multitude of burning candles hovered over four long set tables, making the golden dishes and goblets sparkle and shimmer with all the colors of the rainbow. And above the candles all over the ceiling-its magical property was that it mirrored the state of the sky-the familiar constellations burned brightly.
  Through the forest of black pointed hats, I could make out a long line of terrified freshmen entering the hall one by one. Ginny was one of them. I recognized her immediately by the bright red hair that distinguished our whole family. Like Ginny and Bill, I was the owner of fiery red hair, like all the Pruits. And the rest went to take after Dad. Professor McGonagall, a bespectacled witch with a tight knot of hair at the back of her head, was putting the famous Hat on a stool, distributing the newcomers to the faculties.
  At the beginning of each school year, this ancient Hat, dirty and full of patches, whispered to the new students who would study in which of the four houses (Gryffindor, Halfpuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin). I remembered well how exactly one year ago I put on this Hat and waited with bated breath for the decision of my fate. And of course he got into Gryffindor. Last year, Harry and I helped our house win an inter-house competition. Slytherin was left behind for the first time in seven years. Although Malfoy told me before he left that we were crooks. They say we were awarded unfairly. To which I told him that our dean had taken away 150 points from our faculty, which was also unfair.
  A little boy with mouse-colored hair came up to the stool with a Hat. Professor Dumbledore, the headmaster, was overseeing the distribution from his seat at the faculty banquet table. His white beard was silvery, and the lenses of his half-glasses glittered from the wavering flames of hundreds of candles. Gilderoy Lockhart was sitting a few seats away from him, wearing an aquamarine raincoat. And the very end of the table was decorated with the mighty figure of the hairy forester Hagrid.
  "Look," Harry whispered to me. "There's an empty seat at the teacher's desk. There is no Snape. I wonder where he is."
  Professor Severus Snape was his least favorite teacher. And Harry wasn't one of his favorites, either. The tough, sarcastic Snape taught potions at school; the professor was revered only by students of his own Slytherin department. Whom he always protected in conflicts with other teachers.
  "Maybe he's sick," I suggested hopefully.
  "Or maybe he's completely gone? Because he didn't get the defense against the dark arts teaching position again?"
  "Or maybe he was kicked out?" I said enthusiastically. "Everyone can't stand him...."
  "Or maybe," said an icy voice from behind, "he's standing right now waiting for you two to tell him why you didn't take the train back to school."
  I turned around. Severus Snape himself stood two steps away, his black robes billowing in the wind. He was very thin, with a yellowish-gray face and a hooked nose; Her black hair, oiled with a special compound, fell over her shoulders. When I saw his smile, I realized that Harry and I were in big trouble.
  "Follow me!" ordered the formidable professor.
  Not daring to look at each other, we followed him up the steps and entered a huge hall, where the slightest sound echoed loudly.
  The hall was illuminated by the flames of torches. Delicious smells wafted in from the Great Hall, but Snape led us away from the warmth and light and down a narrow stone staircase leading to the dungeons.
  "Come in." He opened the door on the first landing.
  Shivering from the cold, we found ourselves in Severus Snape's office. The empty, cold fireplace did not promise a pleasant conversation. In the semi-darkness, I could make out shelves along the walls lined with large glass jars, in which floated a hideous-looking incomprehensible thing that did not arouse the slightest curiosity in me, at least for now. Snape slammed the door shut and looked at his prisoners.
  "So the train," he began in a low voice, "is not good enough for the famous Harry Potter and his faithful backup singer Ron Weasley. You want to show up to school with a bang, huh?"
  "No, sir, it's the barrier at King's Cross Station...."
  Harry began to defend himself.
  "Shut up! So what did you do with this car?"
  I sighed heavily. The professor opened today's issue of the Evening Prophet newspaper, and I understood what was going on.
  "Muggles saw you," he hissed, pointing at the headline. "Muggles were amazed by a Ford Anglia flying in the sky," he began to read aloud. "Two Londoners claim to have seen an old Ford fly over the post office tower... at noon in Norfolk, Mrs. Hetty Bayliss was hanging laundry in the yard..." And there are six or seven such messages. If I'm not mistaken, your father works in the department of "Illegal use of Muggle inventions?" He turned to me, grinning maliciously. "No, just think... his own son..."
  I wanted to swear dirty. What if they find out that my father enchanted this car? What will happen then? I wish I'd thought of that before!
  "Looking around the park," Snape continued, "I discovered that significant damage had been done to the priceless Rattlesnake Willow, the rarest specimen of the subspecies of weeping willows."
  "This Rattling Willow of yours has done much more damage to us!" I blurted out.
  "Shut up!" Snape barked again. "To my great regret, you are not in my faculty, and I cannot expel you. But I'm going to go get those who have these lucky powers right now. In the meantime, you will wait here."
  We turned pale and stared at each other in despair. I didn't feel hungry anymore. If Snape went after Professor McGonagall, the head of the Gryffindor faculty, don't expect any relief. She is, of course, a more fair person than Snape, but she is also very strict.
  Ten minutes later, Snape returned, and, of course, accompanied by Professor McGonagall. I've seen her angry once, but either I've forgotten how thin her lips can be when she's angry, or she's never been so angry in front of my eyes. When she entered the office, she immediately waved her magic wand, we recoiled in fear, but she only lit a fire in the fireplace, which immediately hummed encouragingly.
  "Sit down," she suggested.
  We both sat down on chairs closer to the fire.
  "Now tell me!" McGonagall demanded, her glasses glinting angrily.
  And I began to describe our misadventures, starting with the barrier that refused to let us onto the magic platform.
  "...we just had no other way out, Professor, we couldn't get on our train in any way."
  "Why didn't you send a letter with an owl? You had an owl, didn't you?" The Professor looked at Harry sternly.
  Harry lowered his head. Damn, I'm so used to the Arrow barely dragging. She would have been flying for a couple of days.
  "I... I didn't think..."
  "It's very clear."
  There was a knock on the door, and Snape, beaming with happiness, unlocked it. The headmaster, Professor Dumbledore, entered the office.
  I cringed into a ball. Dumbledore looked extremely serious. He looked at us with his hooked nose hanging down.
  After a long silence, Dumbledore finally said:
  "Please explain why you did that."
  It would have been better if he had shouted at us, such disappointment sounded in his voice.
  Harry described everything in detail, omitting one thing - that the enchanted car belongs to my father. According to his story, it turned out that we were lucky: there was a flying car in the station parking lot. Dumbledore didn't seem to believe him, even though he didn't ask anything. Finally, Harry finished the sad story - the headmaster continued to stare silently through his glasses at the pitiful defendants. Oh, we were unlucky. We've only been at Hogwarts for a year and we're getting kicked out. I hope Dad will put us in a simpler school to finish our studies.
  "We'll go pack our things," I said very quietly.
  "What are you talking about, Roland Weasley?" Professor McGonagall asked sternly.
  "You want to expel us from school, don't you?"
  Harry cast a quick glance at Dumbledore.
  "Not today, Mr. Weasley," the headmaster replied. "But I'm giving you both one last warning. You have committed a very serious offense. I will write to your families today. And if this happens again, I will have to expel you."
  The glee drained from Snape's face, as if he had heard that the Christmas holidays had been canceled. Clearing his throat, he turned to the director:
  "Professor Dumbledore, these youngsters have violated the Law restricting Underage magic, caused serious damage to an old, very valuable willow tree... this act of vandalism..."
  "It's up to Professor McGonagall to decide on their punishment," Dumbledore spoke calmly. "They study at her faculty, she is responsible for them. So I went to the banquet, Minerva," He turned to the learned lady. "We need to make some announcements. Come on, Severus. What a delicious cake awaits us!"
  After giving Harry and me the look of a venomous snake, Snape followed the headmaster out of the office. We were left alone with Professor McGonagall, who looked at us with a stern but fair eye.
  "You'd better go to the infirmary right now, Weasley, you've got a cut on your forehead that's bleeding."
  "Not very much. Besides, everything grows on me quickly." I hurriedly wiped the scratch above my eye with my sleeve. "I would like to see, Professor, how my sister will be distributed."
  "The distribution ceremony has already ended. Your sister got into Gryffindor too."
  "Great!"
  "And as for Gryffindor..." McGonagall began.
  "Professor," Harry interrupted her, "when we got into that car, the semester at school hadn't started yet. So... I guess... they won't deduct points from Gryffindor?" Harry asked with concern.
  Professor McGonagall looked at him intently, and it seemed to me that a smile touched her lips. Anyway, they weren't so thin anymore.
  "No, I won't deduct any points from the faculty. But you will not be able to avoid punishment, you will do socially useful work after school."
  A letter to parents. The Ford is gone. The wand is broken. The father is awaiting trial at work. Nightmare.
  Professor McGonagall waved her wand over Snape's desk. And out of nowhere, a plate full of sandwiches and two silver cups of pumpkin juice appeared on it.
  "Eat," she said, "and go to your bedroom. And I still have to go back to the banquet."
  When the door slammed behind her, I whistled loudly and long.
  "And I already decided - goodbye to school! We're going to finish our studies at the Welsh School as some kind of weaklings." I exclaimed and greedily grabbed a sandwich.
  "And me too, are you sure they would have taken us there?" Harry followed my example.
  "Half of the Weasley clan went to school there. We often have weak magicians. Dad's two older brothers graduated from that school. We attacked the sandwiches with hunger. Damn, I caught my mom's when Ford was throwing them away. I'll give it to Percy. He likes beef.
  "Well, how unlucky we are!" I said, munching on a chicken sandwich. "Fred and George flew this Ford about five or six times, and not a single Muggle noticed. I swallowed and took another big bite. "But still, why couldn't we get to the platform through this barrier?"
  Harry shrugged his shoulders.
  "Now you have to weigh your every step." Harry said, happily sipping pumpkin juice from a silver goblet with ice floes floating in it. "It's a pity that we weren't allowed to attend the banquet.... It's my favorite treacle tart.
  "She just decided to hide us from everyone," I suggested. "So that no one would say on a night like this: but still, it's cool to fly to school in a Ford!"
  After eating to the brim - the plate was a self-made one - we left the office and went the familiar way to Gryffindor Tower. Everything was quiet in the castle, and the party was over. We walked past mumbling portraits, clanking knights' armor, climbed a narrow stone staircase, and finally reached a passage where there was a secret entrance to Gryffindor Tower, masked by a large portrait of a very plump lady in a pink silk dress.
  "The password?" the lady asked, seeing us very close.
  "Mmm..." said Harry, as if remembering. We didn't know the new password, because we hadn't seen Percy yet. But help arrived immediately. There were quick footsteps behind us, and we turned to see Hermione chasing after us.
  "It's you! Where have you been? There is a ridiculous rumor that you were expelled for allegedly crashing a flying car."
  "No, we haven't been expelled," Harry assured her.
  "I hope you're not saying that you flew to school...."
  Hermione sounded like Professor McGonagall.
  "Save the lecture for another time. Tell me the password instead!" I demanded impatiently. I don't feel like sleeping.
  "Turkey, but that's not the main thing..." Hermione was clearly angry.
  Her words, however, were drowned out by the thunder of applause: the door with the lady opened, and we found ourselves on the threshold of the Common living room. The entire faculty seemed to be awake. The room was crowded, and there were even rickety chairs and rickety tables. They've obviously been waiting for us for a long time. Dozens of hands reached out to us and dragged us inside through the entrance marked by the portrait. Hermione squeezed in after him.
  "Amazing!" Lee Jordan shouted. "Brilliant! What a comeback! Crash into a Rattling Willow tree! The school won't forget this for a hundred years!"
  "Well done!" some fifth-year student praised.
  Someone tapped me on the shoulder. Fred and George made their way to the front row through the crowd.
  "Why didn't you invite us? We could easily come back!"
  I blushed and smiled guiltily. Harry nudged me in the side and nodded at the prefect. Percy was moving toward us, ready to tell us what he thought of us. I immediately assessed the situation.
  "We're very tired, let's go upstairs." I said, and our couple, pushing aside the crowd, rushed to the end of the hall, to the door to the stairs leading to the bedrooms.
  "While." Harry waved at Hermione, who looked almost as reproachful as Percy.
  Accompanied by enthusiastic cheers and friendly pats on the back, we finally reached the landing. The door slammed shut behind us, and a blissful silence enveloped us. We almost ran upstairs. Our bedroom was right under the roof, and now there was a sign on the door that read "2nd year." We entered a familiar round room with tall narrow windows, in which there were five beds under velvet curtains. The suitcases had already been brought in, and they were waiting for the owners at the foot of the beds, I looked at Harry in embarrassment.
  "I know there's nothing to be happy about and all that... but..."
  The door flew open, and three sophomores ran into the bedroom: Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, and Neville Longbottom.
  "Unbelievable!" Seamus beamed.
  "Fantastic!" Dean chimed in.
  "Amazing!" Neville finished, his eyes burning with horror and delight.
  My mouth opened into a satisfied smile of its own accord.

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