No, I have never been to Amsterdam;
I've never tried a hash-cake with jam;
No one has talked to me since I was born,
And all I had to do was watch some porn.

No, I've never dated Marilyn Monroe;
I've never drunk beer with Edgar Poe;
I always sat here, still, and waited for
Your loud and forceful knocking on my door.

I was waiting here for you.

I've never seen a smile like yours before;
When I'm away that's all I'm longing for;
And all I want now is to know for sure
That you won't leave me here sad anymore.

Sometimes my life is just a deep black hole,
And all my friends act like the sickest foes;
The storm revolts, my world goes high and low;
But I've got everything I wanna know.

I'm just waiting here for you.