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Some Actual Label Instructions

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  In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
  
   *On Sears hair dryer:
   Do not use while sleeping.
  
   * On a bag of Fritos:
   You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  
   * On a bar of Dial soap:
   Directions: Use like regular soap.
  
   * Some Swann frozen dinners:
   Serving suggestion: Defrost.
  
   * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
   Fits one head.
  
   * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
   Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
  
   * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
   Product will be hot after heating.
  
   * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
   Do not iron clothes on body.
  
   * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
   Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  
   * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
   Warning: May cause drowsiness.
  
   * On a Korean kitchen knife:
   Warning keep out of children.
  
   * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
   For indoor or outdoor use only.
  
   * On a Japanese food processor:
   Not to be used for the other use.
  
   * On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
   Warning: contains nuts.
  
   * On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
   Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  
   * On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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